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cypher is calmly sitting in a corner on breeze, when out of nowhere a fuckin armpit appears. They lock eyes(?) for a good 5 seconds before omen zhaddy runs in. seeing this, cypher runs away, leaving the armpit in utter despair. was this love? the armpit decides to chase cypher because it needs to know. omen zhaddy runs after the armpit because... it's a fucking armpit what do you expect? cypher hides in another corner to hide from the armpit and it runs past him without seeing him. omen zhaddy lost visual on the armpit but still has it's scent. as they're running around breeze, cypher decides to come out of his corner, only to be seen by omen zhaddy. and in that moment cypher has a choice to make, go after the armpit, go after omen zhaddy or go back to hiding, whatever will he do?
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He thinks for a second (yes 1 second) and runs to omen zhaddy and says. You.... I know you. YOU KILLED MY PET ANT!
Omen zhaddy looks shocked and begins to talk in a trembling voice. I-i-i-i-ii-i-i-i-i-i-i-I'm s-s-s--s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sorry. They say with wet tears.
Cypher wants to fight him, but deep down he feels as if omen zhaddy means it. "you are..?" Cypher asks. Omen zhaddy looks Cypher in the eyes and cups Cupher's cheecks (WANGEN OKE GEEN BOOTY) and says in a soft voice "yes... I'm sorry"
After a moment of silence they smell an enormous stank. Oh no... "ITS THE ARMPIT" they both creamed and ran away.
The armpit could smell the fear and ran behind the trail of fear.
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its relishing in the frear of omen and cypher the armpit loves the tast of fear and it wont stop untill omen and cypher are dead, and right as the armpit crosses the corner it sees cypher and omen 'its almost over the hunt is almost done' the armpit thingks gleefully, right as its about to grab cypher omen grabs cypher instead and teleports away.
"are you okay?" omen askes "ill be fine" cypher awnswers. omen leaves cypher to recover and looks for some food while cypehre mutters "Nora i cannot see you if i go like that im sorry but like i promised ill keep on fighting" then he begins to cough 'fuck whats this is the armpit back?'cypher thinks omen runs back "we got to go cypher!" he shouts he isnt able to teleport yet so we have to run.
the armpit is closing in on them and fast there isnt much space eft to go on acent so they have to try to not get cornerd but eventually it does happen they are on the edge floor crumbeling beneeth them "cypher hold on tight " omen whispers and cypher does and then all he feels is the feeling of falling.
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they fall and they fall and they keep falling. eventually they can't hold on to eachother any longer and they get separated. after 5 minutes of falling, cypher lands on the hard concrete floor, but he's fine.
"how am i okay?" -says cypher
the ground around him seems like it's normal stone. yet when he landed it felt like a soft mattress.
"gravity works differently around here" - a familiar voice says, "i would know"
"Is that..? no, it can't be." - thought cypher
"oh yes it can." - it says
"How did it hear that?! i didn't even say it D:" -thought cypher
"i'm in your head, dummy" it emerges from a dark corner.
THE ARMPIT
"NO NO NO WE LEFT YOU UP THERE. HOW DID YOU GET HERE SO QUICKLY!"
"this is my home silly." It starts creeping closer
cypher turns and quickly starts running away. it's not as fast as him but if what it's saying is true, then it could catch up. cypher reaches another cliff. he's cornered again, but this time, he's not gonna jump. he'll fight, no matter what.
"aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"what the-" - cypher gets interrupted by something heavy landing on his head
"OW WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT" - says cypher
"I HAVE BEEN FALLING-"
"omen..?"
"FOR THIRTY MINUTES!!!!" - omen screams
"OH MY GOD OMEN I MISSED YOU SO MUCH I WAS SO SCARED"
"oh my god can you stop with the clingy stuff already." - the armpit emerges out of the stones of the street. "after all, it's dinner time" it says as it steps forward and reveals that it is covered in a dark black substance. "let's finish this."
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"Omen. Teleport away. I got this." Cypher says.
Omen wants to refuse, but seems trust in Cypher so he does.