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Drew wandered through the house, he was SO bored. But as he walked past the study, he saw a strange purple glow eminating from behind the door.

"Uh, guys?" he said, confused. Doi, David and Speck headed his way, when they saw the purple glow. They shared his shock.

"Why is the study glowing purple?" asked David, he was incredibly confused. Sure, they hadn't ever gone in the study since they'd moved in the week before. But now, it seemed like they just HAD to go in and find out what could possibly be lurking in that dark, dusty room.

"There's only one way to find out!" Drew said "Come on, guys! Let's enter the study!"

He slowly turned the doorknob, which opened the door with a loud CREEK. And they all entered the study, it was dusty, dirty and was full of cobwebs. There were bookshelves all over the place, and it seemed the strange purple glow was eminating from one of them. David carefully reached towards the bookshelf, when suddenly, the books fell off the shelves they were displayed on. And it revealed a glowing purple portal, which sucked Doi, Drew, David and Speck in, they all screamed as they were thrown through a purple vortex. It was making them naseous.

"I don't know if I should throw up or thrown down!" Doi said. Finally, they all landed in a dark forest, which was iluminated by bright theme park lights. They got up and saw the sign for the theme park, there was a giant statue of a green monster with red irises and horns peaking over a basic sign that said "WELCOME TO HORRORLAND, WHERE NIGHTMARES COME TO LIFE!"

"W-Where are we?" Doi asked, confused.

"We must be in some parrarel dimension" Drew replied, suddenly, a high-pitched voice spoke into a microphone, seemingly adressing THEM...

"WELCOME TO HORRORLAND!"

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Drew looked over and saw a talking ventriloquist dummy, he had brown hair and eyes. His dummy mouth was curled into a sinister smile. And there was a chip on his lower lip. He wore a black suit over a white collar and red bow tie. The collar had been stapled as his body was painted white.

Drew screamed "THAT VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY IS TALKING!" he saw the dummy stare at him with a thousand-yard stare, although his lips weren't moving. Drew could tell he had made the dummy angry.

"WHO YOU CALLING DUMMY? DUMMY!" the dummy said, before lowering his voice to it's original tone. "Now, don't be shy! Come inside, we're DYING to see you!" he said again, before laughing evily. Suddenly, a muscular green monster with red eyes and horns---like the one on the billboard---wearing a purple uniform with a Horrorland pin on it pushed Drew and his friends through the rusty gates to Horrorland. Suddenly, another Horror jumped out in front of them.

"Welcome to Horrorland! We hope you enjoy your stay! Which you probably won't!" the Horror said before laughing evily, "Would you like a little tour?"

"We just wanna go home!" Doi said.

"It's a bit too late for that!" the Horror said before laughing evily.

"Let us go home or I'll pass my hand straight across your putrid green face!" Drew said, the Horror just snickered.

"You and what army?" the Horror said with a smirk on his face, suddenly, a bunch of talking lawn gnomes ran in.

"I'm honestly starting to get used to this weird world." Drew said, suddenly, the Lawn Gnomes started to chase after the four of them. The Gnomes were so FAST, so they had to run as fast as they possibly could. Drew eventually spotted an old, gothic mansion and decided they should hide there.

"Come on, guys! We have to hide in the mansion!" Drew said, the four of them ran inside the mansion. And closed the door before baricading it with a sofa, they all manage to catch their breath. And decided to go walk around, but before they could, they heard a female voice behind them...

"What's your favorite idea? Mine is being creative!"