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SVD Advent Calendar 2022
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2022-10-17
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Cranberries!

Summary:

Cute holiday fluff.
Day 4 of Scribbling Vaguely Downwards Advent Calendar.

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"You can't be serious, Angel." Crowley says as Aziraphale turned the can-opener. 

 

The metal bending and buckling under his struggle to properly work the thing. 

 

"Oh, pish posh. This is how the humans do it." Aziraphale says succeeding in opening the can, Although it's nearly split in half. 

 

 He bends the lid off and holds a bowl as he tips the can. Nothing falls into the bowl. Aziraphale frowns and gives the can another shake and tap on the bottom. 

 

*squelch*, *plop*. 

 

The can shaped Cranberry jelly slides out of its container and into the awaiting bowl. 

The red goop maintains the shape it was and always is when plucked from a can off a shelf. A can picked by an overly enthusiastic angel egear to have a proper Christmas experience. Now that head office isn't chastising him or sending rudely worded notes about miracling decorations. 

 

He insisted on having a proper Christmas feast. Who better to model a feast off of but the Americans and their abundant joy of this holiday. They surely know all there is to know about Christmas. He even invited the humans at the airfield to celebrate with them. 

 

Crowley on the other hand couldn't care that much about Christmas except for when he gets to sing rude songs in exchange for wine. But his angel looked so happy and rosy-cheeked among the tinsel and bobbins. How could he deny him this moment?

 

The angel placed the jelly in the middle of the table and their feast was almost perfect.

The humans poured into their cozy cottage in the South Downs. Everyone miraculously having the time and funds to get there. Adam even brought Dog with him.

Everyone ate plenty of food and there was plenty to eat. Dog even got a bowl of stuffing and turkey along with a large bone that would never lose mass. The humans and an Angel and Demon enjoyed the warm home, delicious food and crackers aplenty.

At the end of the night the only thing that wasn't touched. Was the can shaped cranberry jelly, which Crowley snapped away to make the angel think people enjoyed it.