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YellowSubmarine: @TheBetterLookingTwin & @SweetSweetAngelo can one of ya’ll come bail me and @Bootyyyshaker9000 out of jail when you get done with work? 

TheBetterLookingTwin: lmao what did Donnie do this time?

Bootyyyshaker9000: Nothing! I’m completely innocent.

YellowSubmarine: Give it a rest, D. 

YellowSubmarine : Someone decided to go on a rant about science in Witch Town again 

YellowSubmarine : And then his tech bo exploded a priceless and sacred statue again

TheBetterLookingTwin: #exposed

SweetSweetAngelo: Donald how many times have we told you to leave the nice witches of Witch Town ALONE? 

TheBetterLookingTwin: @YellowSubmarine Miguel and I can come break you out in like 30 minutes when our shift gets done

BigRed: *bail @TheBetterLookingTwin 

BigRed: NOT break @TheBetterLookingTwin

DrPrankenstein: DUDES cant believe you got thrown in jail!! Bahahahaha

DrPrankenstein: also its been a hot minute! how ya’ll been - ya know besides April and Don being in jail…LOL

YellowSubmarine: OOps! Sorry Other-Mike, I clicked the wrong group chat

YellowSubmarine: Meant to text ‘Draxum’s Mistakes’ group chat

PuckYouUp: THATS HILARIOUS @MetalHead other you is in jail

PuckYouUp: also, draxum’s mistakes? hilariously harsh chat name dude! isn’t draxum like their second dad? 

PuckYouUp: like the guy who made them?

TheBetterLookingTwin : yeah - a mistake - 

SaiGuy: In jail in the hidden city?

Bootyyyshaker9000: Sigh - obviously in the hidden city since I’m texting you. If I were caught in human New York, I’d be lying on a lab table getting dissected by a government scientist right now

TheBetterLookingTwin: Then we’d finally get some god damn peace and quiet! 

Bootyyyshaker9000: scoff

CaptainRyan092897: They let you keep your phones in jail?

BigRed: The police in the hidden city ain’t the brightest

Bootyyyshaker9000: *aren’t

BigRed: I’ve been thrown in jail twice now cause they mistaked me for these wanted criminals named Heinous Green and Evil Emerald 

Bootyyyshaker9000: *Mistook

SweetSweetAngelo: On our first family trip to the hidden city, Donnie, April, Raph, Dad #2 and Leo all got thrown in jail! Pops and I had to break them out. It was an… interesting day trip to say the least

PsychicONeil: Witch town?! That sounds so cool

PsychicONeil: We should check that place out next time I visit @YellowSubmarine

YellowSubmarine: For sure girl! But @Bootyyyshaker9000 is NOT ALLOWED to come  this time

Bootyyyshaker9000: Rude 

Bootyyyshaker9000: But fair

PsychicONeil: @MetalHead you can come if you behave better than the other Donnie

MetalHead: :) 

DrPrankenstein: when can we visit them again? @CaptainRyan092897 @SaiGuy @MetalHead @PuckYouUp @PsychicONeil

CaptainRyan092897: We could probably do with some time off whenever our other selves have time for guests

SweetSweetAngelo: Yeah baby!! I have so many new recipes to teach you @DrPrankenstein

TheBetterLookingTwin: Miguel have you figured out how to recreate Meat Sweat’s pizza puffs yet? 

SweetSweetAngelo: Dude- why you texting me when I’m literally standing across the restaurant from you

SweetSweetAngelo: And no - I can’t get them to taste as good without the poison…

CaptainRyan092897: POISON? 

SaiGuy: POISON?

MetalHead: POISON?

DrPrankenstein: POISON?!

PsychicONeil: POISON?

BigRed: THANK YOU! THAT IS THE APPROPRIATE REACTION! 

BigRed: I told them they were being a bunch of idiots for eating the poison KNOWINGLY 

Bootyyyshaker9000: It was Leo’s fault! 

TheBetterLookingTwin: Wooooow Donnie~

TheBetterLookingTwin: I don’t have to stand for this betrayal 

TheBetterLookingTwin : And besides, we were fine -eventually- and the pizza puffs were delicious! 

TheBetterLookingTwin: 10/10 would eat again 

BigRed: Leo you were literally ON FIRE!

TheBetterLookingTwin : Psh! Only a little bit 

TheBetterLookingTwin: Like only my hand and my head occasionally - the rest of me was right as rain

PuckYouUp: @TheBetterLookingTwin your a riot dude! 

Bootyyyshaker9000: *you’re

BigRed: Don’t encourage him @PuckYouUp

BigRed: Leo if you go out looking for more poison pizza puffs I’m gonna stick your head in the toilet the next time I see you

TheBetterLookingTwin: April can I hide out at your apartment til Raph cools down?

YellowSubmarine: @TheBetterLookingTwin you kinda ruined the plan of ‘hiding from Raph’ by announcing it in the group chat…

TheBetterLookingTwin: Shit- I thought I opened a DM with you

BigRed: Language!

TheBetterLookingTwin: Anywhizzle ~ 

TheBetterLookingTwin: @BigRed Donnie’s literally in jail so maybe you should yell at him first

Bootyyyshaker9000: Speaking of - not the yelling at Donnie part - but when are you coming to rescue us @SweetSweetAngelo ??

SweetSweetAngelo: We’re headed your way rn Dee

Bootyyyshaker9000: Thank goddd

BigRed: @TheBetterLookingTwin we’ll discuss this later

BigRed: You and Mikey be careful of Big Mama’s goons

BigRed: Last thing I need is one of you to end up in the Battle Nexus Arena

TheBetterLookingTwin: I mean I’m literally a reigning champ of the battle nexus - so 

CaptainRyan092897: Battle Nexus?

SweetSweetAngelo: When Pops was still human, he fought in the Battle Nexus against his will because Big Mama refused his marriage proposal and made him her champion

MetalHead: …Instead of providing answers, that only created more questions

BigRed: Big Mama runs a violent fight arena and forces mutants and yokai to fight each other to the death for entertainment

PuckYouUp: thats fucked up man

PuckYouUp: but also I kinda want to see it-?

FutureBoyWonder: Hey- what did I miss?

TheBetterLookingTwin: My son! You’ve decided to join the chaos! 

YellowSubmarine: Leo we’ve been over this, he’s not really your son… he might have been future you's like adoptive son but we altered the timeline… he’s just Cass’s son here

TheBetterLookingTwin: WOooooW

TheBetterLookingTwin: @YellowSubmarine don’t talk to me or my son ever again!

SaiGuy: You all are ridiculous 

TheBetterLookingTwin: I think you miss us @SaiGuy

TheBetterLookingTwin:  ;) ;) ;) ;)

SaiGuy: Not even a little

DrPrankenstein: i miss you guys! 

PsychicONeil: It would be fun to all hang out again! 

CaptainRyan092897: Maybe we can even bring Karai next time! :)

SweetSweetAngelo: GRAM-GRAM!? :O

Bootyyyshaker9000: No Angie, not Gram-Gram

Bootyyyshaker9000: @CaptainRyan092897 you mean your sister/crush?

CaptainRyan092897: -typing-

CaptainRyan092897: 

CaptainRyan092897: - typing-

CaptainRyan092897:

DrPrankenstein: @Bootyyyshaker9000 i think you broke our Leo dude

DrPrankenstein: i don’t think ive ever see his face turn thaat red

DrPrankenstein: its like redder than Raphs mask

CaptainRyan092897: Mikey 

CaptainRyan092897: Shut up!

Bootyyyshaker9000: As Leo’s twin in our dimension, mortifying and humiliating Leonardos comes naturally and is part of my job description

TheBetterLookingTwin: DonTron, be nice to other me! So what if he’s got a weird crush on his foot recruit enemy turned sister… I’m co-parenting @FutureBoyWonder with foot recruit Cass! 

TheBetterLookingTwin: By the way where is Cass? 

TheBetterLookingTwin: Ddi we forget to add her to this chat?

TheBetterLookingTwin added GrandmaCJ to the chat

GrandmaCJ: Leo what the fuck is this? I’m busy building an empire

GrandmaCJ: I don’t have time for petty distractions that don’t involve new cookie recipes or plans for world domination

TheBetterLookingTwin: Theres my beautiful and feisty future ex-wife! 

FutureBoyWonder: Sensei, you never actually married my mom in the future…

TheBetterLookingTwin: Oh THANK God

GrandmaCJ: HEy! Fuck you @TheBetterLookingTwin

TheBetterLookingTwin: I’d like to see you try ;) ;) ;)

TheBetterLookingTwin: Actually I don’t know if that’s possible between a mutant and human…

TheBetterLookingTwin: @Bootyyyshaker9000 ????

SaiGuy has left the chat

CaptainRyan092897: -typing-

CaptainRyan092897: 

CaptainRyan092897 has left the chat

TheBetterLookingTwin added SaiGuy to the chat

TheBetterLookingTwin added CaptainRyan092897 to the chat

SaiGuy: God, why?! When will I be free of this group chat nightmare?

PuckYouUp: #saveraphael

Bootyyyshaker9000: Do not fear smaller Raphael and more responsible Leonardo, I am not getting into this right now

TheBetterLookingTwin: #COwards

SweetSweetAngelo: Somebody order a rescue?! 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Thank god we’ve been saved!~ 

YellowSubmarine: Mikey to the rescue from jail AND this awko convo 

CaptainRyan092897: Well…um.. on that note, my team is going to stop texting now and get ready for patrol

SweetSweetAngelo: Way to go Leon, you scared our alternates away

YellowSubmarine: See ya’ll later! 

YellowSubmarine: Until the next time I text the wrong group chat 

PuckYouUp: Peace out  

DrPrankenstein: Hopefully we’ll be seeing you all really soon!

SweetSweetAngelo: Yeah baby!

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SweetSweetAngelo: Hey @MetalHead & @Bootyyyshaker9000 do you think you guys could figure out how to make our chat group have a video chat option?

TheBetterLookingTwin: Mike theyre not gonna want your fuckin sheep either!

BigRed: Leo! Language!

DrPrankenstein: sheep?

SaiGuy: whats this about sheep?

Bootyyyshaker9000: We’re playing the board game Catan and Micheal is losing

SweetSweetAngelo: I’m only losing because none of you jerks will trade with me!!

SweetSweetAngelo: -inserts gif of a man flipping a table*

BigRed: Sorry little man :/ 

SweetSweetAngelo: HEY! 

BigRed: I mean big man *.*

SweetSweetAngelo: Anyway- I was thinking maybe if we had a video chat option we could all play board games together!

DrPrankenstein: DUDE that is such an AWESOME SAUCE idea!!

DrPrankenstein: i believe in you Donnies!! 

SweetSweetAngelo: Yeah if anyone can figure it out its them! 

CaptainRyan092897: That could be fun! We haven’t played any board games in awhile

TheBetterLookingTwin: Of course you havent

TheBetterLookingTwin: You guys are like the boring versions of us

TheBetterLookingTwin: All you guys do is train and patrol

SaiGuy: Hey you fucker weve had a lot going on in our dimension

SaiGuy: Its not our fault your dimension is so laid back and your a shit leader

Bootyyyshaker9000: *you’re

CaptainRyan092897: …

DrPrankenstein: thats harsh man

SweetSweetAngelo: DUDE not cool

SweetSweetAngelo: Leo is a great leader! 

TheBetterLookingTwin: Thanks Miguel but I still don’t want your sheep

SweetSweetAngelo: :(

TheBetterLookingTwin changed SaiGuy’s name to Smol&Angry

CaptainRyan092897:

MetalHead:

DrPrankenstein: 

DrPrankenstein: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PuckYouUp: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Smol&Angry: HEY! Change my name back IMMEDIATELY 

PuckYouUp: @TheBetterLookingTwin fuckin savage

Smol&Angry: CAsey change my name back right now or so help me

CaptainRyan092897: I think the name is kinda fitting 

CaptainRyan092897: -inserts gif of small angry kitten spitting and hissing-

CaptainRyan092897: @Smol&Angry it’s you ^

DrPrankenstein: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PuckYouUp: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Smol&Angry: I swear to god Leo if someone doesn’t fix this I will pound you and your dimensional asshole alternate into the ground

BigRed: @TheBetterLookingTwin fix this now

TheBetterLookingTwin: Ugh fine

TheBetterLookingTwin: @Smol&Angry go to settings and click ‘leave group’

Smol&Angry: …

BigRed: LEO

TheBetterLookingTwin: SIGH

TheBetterLookingTwin changed Smol&Angry’s name to LittleRed

LittleRed: I DONT LIKE THIS EITHER

MetalHead: Raph, you don’t like anything. Ever.

BigRed: Leo stop being a brat

TheBetterLookingTwin: I have never once in my life been a brat

Bootyyyshaker9000: #lies

PuckYouUp: #exposed

SweetSweetAngelo: -inserts gif of exaggerated winking-

BigRed changed LittleRed’s name to SaiGuy

BigRed: Ive confiscated Leo’s phone until further notice

SweetSweetAngelo: He also confiscated Leo

SweetSweetAngelo: Leo’s pouting so hard rn cause Raph picked him up by the back of his shell and hasn’t put him down

SweetSweetAngelo: -inserts photo-

DrPrankenstein: Poor dude lol

PuckYouUp: RIP in pieces 

SaiGuy: Serves him right! 

DrPrankenstein: @SaiGuy you really need to learn how to take a joke my dude

SaiGuy: Shut it Mikey! 

PuckYouUp: still so weird that Raphs the oldest and most mature in their dimension

Bootyyyshaker9000: STILL so weird that dad made Leo the leader when he’s the second youngest… 

DrPrankenstein: WAIT! Your older than Leo too?!

Bootyyyshaker9000: *you’re

DrPrankenstein: -inserts gif of brain exploding-

SweetSweetAngelo: Donnie that's not fair when he can't even defend himself! 

SweetSweetAngelo: Donnie and Leo are twins and because we don't actually know which of them is older, they play rock-paper-scissors every time someone asks.  Whoever wins gets to be "the older twin" 

SweetSweetAngelo: Until they have a rematch of course

Bootyyyshaker9000: Ah yes @SweetSweetAngelo but since Nardo no longer has access to this conversation and he sulked away to the kitchen, he has ultimately forfeit the challenge and thus I am the victor and older twin

MetalHead: That's such an interesting way to determine age… Do you really do this each time you're asked?

SweetSweetAngelo: Every. Single. Time. 

SweetSweetAngelo: -inserts gif of eye twitching-

BigRed: @MetalHead I remember you saying the 4 of you are all the same age so how did you determine your age order?

MetalHead: Sensei decided based on our size at mutation and toddler milestone progression. Leo was slightly larger when we mutated and he learned to walk first. Mikey has always been the smallest and he babbled nonsense the longest before actually learning how to speak. 

SaiGuy: Mikey still babbles nonsense

DrPrankenstein: HEY!

MetalHead: Raph was larger than I was (even though I reached several developmental milestones earlier) so Sensei deemed him ‘second oldest’

TheBetterLookingTwin: I LIVED BITCH

BigRed: LEO! How did you get your phone back?

TheBetterLookingTwin: I am not only the battle nexus champion 

TheBetterLookingTwin: I am also a portalling master

TheBetterLookingTwin: And~ my son loves me <3

BigRed: Casey Jones Junior! 

FutureBoyWonder: … sorry Raph … Sensei told me he wouldn’t rat me out >:( 

Bootyyyshaker9000: @TheBetterLookingTwin What happened to ‘snitches get stitches’ ?

TheBetterLookingTwin:

TheBetterLookingTwin has left the chat

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SweetSweetAngelo added TheBetterLookingTwin to the chat

SweetSweetAngelo changed TheBetterLookingTwin's name to SecondPlace

SecondPlace: Mike I let you win!

SweetSweetAngelo: Sure you did ;)

SweetSweetAngelo: That’s definitely something somebody in second place would say

Bootyyyshaker9000: Michael has a point there 

SecondPlace: Go away Donnie

SecondPlace: You don’t even know what we were competing over!

Bootyyyshaker9000: I don’t need to know what it was to know it was something dumb

DrPrankenstein: what were you guys competing over? 

SweetSweetAngelo: Who could get dressed faster for work!~ :D

Bootyyyshaker9000: As I said: something dumb

DrPrankenstein: dont you guys just wear your mask and gear like we do? 

SecondPlace: yes to mask and gear, but we also wear human clothes pretty often since we got trapped in Hypnos fashion trap

SecondPlace: Villain helped us see what a snack we all were ;) so now we gotta deliver or it would be a disservice to humankind and yokaikind alike

SweetSweetAngelo: Today we’re wearing Halloween costumes though! 

SweetSweetAngelo: -inserts photo of himself posing in a green t-rex costume and Leo posing in a blue unicorn costume-

YellowSubmarine: -loved an image-

YellowSubmarine: Y'all are just too adorable

SweetSweetAngelo: @DrPrankenstein is it Halloween for you guys today also?!

MetalHead: Yes, it’s 10/31/2014 here!!

Bootyyyshaker9000: That’s fascinating! :O

Bootyyyshaker9000: I hadn’t considered the year would be different between our dimensions. Today the date is 10/31/2022! 

MetalHead: WHAT!? No wonder your tech is more advanced than mine :’( 

SaiGuy: @MetalHead a lot of your materials come from the dump, so you’re working with whatever you can find

SaiGuy: dont be so hard on yourself

DrPrankenstein: WAS Raph just nice to Donnie?! :O

SaiGuy: Shut it Mikey

MetalHead: @Bootyyyshaker9000 where do you even get your advanced tech materials from? That can’t all be from the dump…

Bootyyyshaker9000: I engineer most of it and steal the rest

MetalHead: That’s an option!?

Bootyyyshaker9000: Theft is always an option >:)

BigRed: DONNIE!

BigRed: @MetalHead @SaiGuy don’t listen to him

BigRed: @Bootyyyshaker9000 we are gonna have a talk >:|

SweetSweetAngelo: Are you guys going to dress up and go trick-or-treating around your New York tonight?!

CaptainRyan092897: Yeah we are! It’s our only night where we can walk around New York without hiding :)

SecondPlace: Thats so sad other me! We walk around New York all the time here

SecondPlace: We just tell people we’re cosplaying for a science fiction event

CaptainRyan092897: And people believe that?!

SecondPlace changed their name to Primetime

Primetime: yeah~ people are dumb

SweetSweetAngelo: So wahts everyone dressing up as? 

CaptainRyan092897: Captain Ryan :) He's the greatest hero of all time!

Primetime: He’s like your version of Jupiter Jim right?

CaptainRyan092897: yeah I guess

Primetime: Cool :) Glad to know other me likes space shows too! 

MetalHead: I’m going as an evil scientist 

Primetime: Our Donnie dresses up as that everyday! 

BigRed: @Primetime it’s just a phase

Bootyyyshaker9000: yeah sure @BigRed :)

BigRed: -_-

SweetSweetAngelo: #raphissuffering #sendhelp #saveraphael2022

DrPrankenstein: I'm going as a werewolf and Raphs going as a vampire

PsychicONeil: I’m going as a forest fairy and Jones is going as a skeleton  

BigRed: I’m dressing up as my favorite pro wrestler Ghost Bear! 

Bootyyyshaker9000: I’m dressing up as Baron Draxum so I can throw Leo off a roof…

Primetime: GASP - how dare you make fun of the TRAUMATIC memory of Dad #2 trying to kill me for the 2nd time since meeting us! 

Bootyyyshaker9000: :)

PuckYouUp: fucking savage ahahha

YellowSubmarine: I have to work tonight, but I’m gonna be dressed up as Wonder Woman for my shift :D

Primetime: OHMIGOSH I just realized this is my son’s first Halloween! 

Primetime: @FutureBoyWonder 

FutureBoyWonder: … yes? 

Primetime: You can borrow any of our old costumes OR or I’ll take you shopping after work for a costume of your own! :D

Primetime: This is gonna be so much fun 

Primetime: -inserts gif of two people spinning and dancing- 

Primetime changed their name to BestDadEver

BestDadEver changed FutureBoyWonder’s name to BestSonEver

SweetSweetAngelo: Our shift is starting, so we gotta go BUT I want photos of everyone's costume tonight!! @DrPrankenstein @SaiGuy @CaptainRyan092897 @MetalHead @PsychicONeil @PuckYouUP

DrPrankenstein: Sure thing dude!

DrPrankenstein: -inserts photo of group in costume-

DrPrankenstein: Happy Halloween my dudes! :D

SweetSweetAngelo: -loved an image-

BestDadEver: -liked an image-

BigRed: -loved an image-

Bootyyyshaker9000: -inserts image of group in costume-

YellowSubmarine: -loved an image-

PsychicONeil: -loved an image-

PsychicONeil: -loved an image-

DrPrankenstein: -laughed at an image-

CaptainRyan092897: -liked an image-

SweetSweetAngelo: Maybe next year we can plan it out so we can all go together either in your dimension or ours 

BigRed: That's a great idea little man

SweetSweetAngelo: HEY! >:(

BigRed: Sorry! I mean big man

PsychicONeil: Yes, lets do that next year! 

BestDadEver: @YellowSubmarine next year request off work on Halloween! We missed you this year. 

MetalHead: The more the merrier! :)

SaiGuy: @MetalHead you just want to be around 2 Aprils... 

MetalHead: ... 

SweetSweetAngelo: #donnieissuffering #sendhelp #savedonatello2022

SweetSweetAngelo: * #savedonatello2014

PsychicONeil: Raph be nice to Donnie! 

DrPrankenstein: hes jsut trying to cancel out when he was nice to Donnie earlier today

SaiGuy: Shut it Mikey before I beat the green off you

DrPrankenstein: @SweetSweetAngelo can we trade Raphs? Yours is waaaay nicer than ours

SaiGuy: 

BigRed: 

BigRed: I mean... I will literally adopt you at a moments notice @DrPrankenstein

BestDadEver: Yeah @DrPrankenstein you're just a portal away and I would die for you

Bootyyyshaker9000: He's not joking, he's on a very annoying self-sacrificial kick 

BestDadEver: We've only known about you guys for like a month and a half but if anything happens to alternate Mikey I'll kill everyone in this city, the hidden city, your city and then myself 

BestDadEver: everyone except @BestSonEver

BestSonEver: thanks Sensei ?

Bootyyyshaker9000: @BestSonEver it's a meme- don't worry

BestDadEver: Am I dramatic - yes

BestDadEver: Is it justified - also yes

CaptainRyan092897: Wait a minute! 

CaptainRyan092897: You cant just take our Mikey

BestDadEver: what if we say please ? :) 

SaiGuy: No - he might be annoying as shell but hes ours

MetalHead: And you already have one! 

DrPrankenstein: Aww you guys <3 I love you too

DrPrankenstein: but what about that Raphael trade?

SaiGuy: MIKEY

DrPrankenstein: hahah

DrPrankenstein: -inserts 'I'm in danger' Simpsons meme-

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Bootyyyshaker9000: Apparently saying "the vibes are off" isn’t a good enough reason to leave a mission 

BigRed: It’s not! 

Bootyyyshaker9000: SIGH

PuckYouUp: lol u wat?

MetalHead: … you just left a mission? In the middle of a mission? 

Bootyyyshaker9000: I’ve had enough with Warren and Hypno

SweetSweetAngelo: I think you hurt their feelings Don

SweetSweetAngelo: I think they put a lot of time into that trap

SaiGuy: … 

BestDadEver: What are you talking about Dontron? Hypno is my all-time favorite villain 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Leo, you just like magic and illusions

BestDadEver: Well yes, but also I live for the drama! 

BestDadEver: The double and triple betrayals get me every damn time 

SaiGuy: you guys have favorite villains? why are you all so weird? 

SweetSweetAngelo: you guys don’t have favorite villains? 

CaptainRyan092897: No…

SweetSweetAngelo: Huh thats too bad - Meat Sweats is my favorite but that’s because I like to cook!

SweetSweetAngelo: I learn new cooking techniques everytime he tries to capture and eat us!

DrPrankenstein: wat!?

PuckYouUp: that’s fucked up man

Bootyyyshaker9000: What was worse was when he and dad teamed up…

DrPrankenstein: was your Splinter being mind controlled?! :O

Bootyyyshaker9000: I wish! But, alas, no he’s just really irresponsible 

Bootyyyshaker9000: He stole my tank from the garage and took it for a joyride around New York and when I locked it down remotely, he decided to hitch a ride with Meat Sweats to avoid getting in trouble with me

MetalHead: Oh my god! I would be so angry if someone took the shellraiser without asking 

CaptainRyan092897: Your Splinter is a lot different than ours

DrPrankenstein: One time our Splinter was mind controlled by this freaky dude called the rat king

DrPrankenstein: He chased me around the kitchen and I still have nightmares abt it sometimes >.<

PuckYouUp: dude don't remind me about the ray king ugh :P

YellowSubmarine: I remember that night in my dimension when Splints teamed up with Sweats. That’s the night y’all broke down my door and accused me of betraying the inner circle :) 

BestDadEver: I don’t like that smiley face… real ominous 

SweetSweetAngelo: we’re sorry April! 

YellowSubmarine: Oh you’re gonna be sorry :)

BestDadEver: :/  

Bootyyyshaker9000: :/

SweetSweetAngelo: :/

BigRed: :/  

YellowSubmarine: anyway~

YellowSubmarine: @PsychicONeil how long have you known your guys?

PsychicONeil: 2 years now. What about you? 

YellowSubmarine: I’ve been putting up with these bullshit turtle shenanigans with my guys for 8 years now 

YellowSubmarine: Girl, we really need to get some girl time together. We both need some down time. 

PsychicONeil: Oh wow! How old were you all when you met?

PsychicONeil: And yes, girl time sounds awesome! :D

YellowSubmarine: Raph and I were both 10 when we met. Leon and Don were 9 and Mikey was 8. Little Mikey was the cutest fuckin thing ever.

SweetSweetAngelo: What do you mean ‘was’ dammit? I’m still the cutest~

Bootyyyshaker9000: MIKEY! Where the fuck did you learn how to swear? 

BigRed: Mikey! Donnie! Language!

PuckYouUp: LOL i love this donnie

MetalHead: -_-

PsychicONeil: The turtles and I were all 15 when we met

BigRed: It would be so sad to go 15 years before meeting you @YellowSubmarine

YellowSubmarine: Raph stop trying to butter me up. I know it was Donnie and Leon who broke my door that night

BestDadEver: HEY

Bootyyyshaker9000: HEY

SweetSweetAngelo: Disaster twins living up to their name ^ lol

BestDadEver: Not to change the subject because April is mad at us, but Oh my gosh! I just realized that your Raph is too small for you to ride around on his shoulders! 

BestDadEver: What do you do when you want a piggyback ride? 

SaiGuy: HEY Stop commenting on my height damnit!

DrPrankenstein: We dont realy do piggy back rides

DrPrankenstein: and wouldnt they be turtle back rides ?? turtle shell rides??

BigRed: :O  

BigRed: @DrPrankenstein you can ride on my shell the whole time your here next time

Bootyyyshaker9000: *you’re

DrPrankenstein: Aw yeah boi! :D 

BigRed: I can give the rest of you piggy back rides too :)

CaptainRyan092897: :)

MetalHead: :)

SaiGuy: -_-

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DrPrankenstein: It is FREEZING here :/ and our heater is broken until Donnie can get it working again

DrPrankenstein: Is it freezing in your New York too?

BigRed: It is very cold here today also

BigRed: Are you guys gonna be okay until your Donnie fixes the heat?!

SweetSweetAngelo: It’s so cooooooold but no snow yet :(

SweetSweetAngelo: I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT SNOW DAY! :D

SweetSweetAngelo: SNOW DAY HOORAY BABY!!

Bootyyyshaker9000: Michael you need to promise to wear your coat the whole time next snow day! I will not have you going into hibernation again

BigRed: Yeah Mike that’s terrifying

DrPrankenstein: You guys hibernate?

Bootyyyshaker9000: Our Mikey is a box turtle so when the temperature gets too cold, his body shuts down and goes into hibernation. At that time his heart can stop which obviously makes it look like he’s dead even though he’s not

BigRed: I don’t think I will ever get used to that :(

CaptainRyan092897: What?!

SaiGuy: Damn what the fuck

DrPrankenstein: Eeish poor other me

MetalHead: I never considered that for your Mikey. I’m glad my brothers and I are all Red-Eared Sliders. I don’t think I could handle that kind of trauma

SaiGuy: Speaking of sliders. Where is your insufferable Leonardo? 

SweetSweetAngelo: Leo can’t text right now because he’s wearing the oven mitts of shame

CaptainRyan092897: …

SaiGuy: The what?!

Bootyyyshaker9000: Oven mitts of shame

Bootyyyshaker9000: His scutes are shedding but he won’t stop picking and peeling his shell so he’s wearing oven mitts until he can behave himself

Bootyyyshaker9000: It’s like when people put a cone on a dog who won’t stop licking its stitches 

SweetSweetAngelo: Look at him pout hahahaha

SweetSweetAngelo: - inserts image of Leo sitting on the couch with his arms crossed looking pitiful wearing pink flowered oven mitts - 

CaptainRyan092897: …I don’t know how to feel about this

SaiGuy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

DrPrankenstein: Aw the poor dude!

DrPrankenstein: that is pretty funny tho

MetalHead: That’s oddly effective… We’ve never had to do that.. We just don’t pick or peel the shed

Bootyyyshaker9000: Yeah, well Leo doesn’t ever do as he’s told

SaiGuy: A Leo that doesn’t follow rules - how refreshing

CaptainRyan092897: Raph >:(

SaiGuy: i just don’t get how you and portal guy are the same 

SaiGuy: your so different 

Bootyyyshaker9000: *you’re

MetalHead: My theory for the differences is that in their dimension Leo isn’t the oldest brother so he doesn’t have the responsibility or worries that our Leo has

MetalHead: Their Raph is more similar to Leo in the ways that he’s the oldest brother and thus the most mature

MetalHead: also the heater is fixed now

Bootyyyshaker9000: Excuse you, I am very mature

SweetSweetAngelo: D, you’re currently hitting Leo in the head with a cat feather teaser… 

Bootyyyshaker9000: I told Leo we’re all talking shit about him and now he’s upset

BigRed: Donnie Language! Also quit smiling like that and leave the poor guy alone

DrPrankenstein: OH OH! Ive been meaning to ask you guys

DrPrankenstein: since there are so many differences between our dimensions and stuff

DrPrankenstein: how did your splinter decide on your names?

DrPrankenstein: Like our Master Splinter named us after his favorite renasance artists

Bootyyyshaker9000: *renaissance 

DrPrankenstein: is that the same for you guys? 

SweetSweetAngelo: Actually @YellowSubmarine named us… dad just named us after our colors 

DrPrankenstein: WHAT

MetalHead: Your April named you?!

CaptainRyan092897: So for like 9 years other-me’s name was just Blue?! 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Yes - our father is not creative at all

Bootyyyshaker9000: Before he gave us our signature colors, he named Leo ‘Green 1’ and Raph ‘Green 2’ 

SweetSweetAngelo: We have a sister named Piebald because of her colors too

SaiGuy: You have a sister?!

CaptainRyan092897: …

DrPrankenstein: A SISTER!

MetalHead: How could you forget to tell us you have a sister?!

SaiGuy: Is she another turtle?

SweetSweetAngelo: She’s actually a goldfish. She started out as dad’s pet 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Which he loved and cared about more than us

Bootyyyshaker9000: Not that I’m bitter or anything

SweetSweetAngelo: Well we decided to have her play goalie while we played frisbee soccer in the lair and her bowl broke so we put her in the toilet until we could get another bowl and then Leo flushed her

SweetSweetAngelo: by accident

BigRed: she was mutated in the sewer and waited a full year to get revenge on us but mostly Leo since this was his fault. He threw the frisbee that flushed her…

SaiGuy: YOU flushed your own sister?! What the fuck man @BestDadEver

Bootyyyshaker9000: He can’t respond because oven mitts

Bootyyyshaker9000: Remember?

Bootyyyshaker9000 changed BestDadEver’s name to TheLessAttractiveTwin8999

MetalHead: Can we circle back to APRIL naming you guys?

SweetSweetAngelo: Sure!

SweetSweetAngelo: Like you know, we met her when we were 8, 9 and 10. Well she said colors couldn’t be names so she named us after her favorite renaissance artists and we liked the names so they stuck

BigRed: Dad still calls us by our colors and we often call each other by our colors when it’s just us at home

BigRed: Old habit I guess

CaptainRyan092897: This is crazy

DrPrankenstein: WOW - I think you guys win this one

DrPrankenstein: Our naming is sorta lame in comparison 

SaiGuy: Kinda funny in both dimensions the sisters have it out for Leo tho

SaiGuy: Karai tried to kill Leo a bunch of times before she accepted that shes Splinters daughter

SweetSweetAngelo: Piebald doesn’t try to kill Leo - but she does play pranks

BigRed: It’s fair because Leo is the prankster and someone needs to knock him down a few pegs

DrPrankenstein:  LEO is your prankster?!

DrPrankenstein: @CaptainRyan092897 have you been holding out on me?!

CaptainRyan092897:  No I haven’t

DrPrankenstein: Leon and I HAVTA compare and share prank ideas! :D 

SaiGuy: ugh

MetalHead: oh please no

CaptainRyan092897: -_-

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TheLessAttractiveTwin8999: Ive been awake for 3 days now

TheLessAttractiveTwin8999: someone plz put me out of my misery

Bootyyyshaker9000: I’ll get the frying pan :D 

BigRed: Donnie don’t you dare

Bootyyyshaker9000: You’re right. What was I thinking?

Bootyyyshaker9000: The hammer on my tech bo is a much better idea

BigRed:

BigRed: DONNIE

TheLessAttractiveTwin8999: honestly id welcome the fryingb opan or hammer

TheLessAttractiveTwin8999: soeone hit me

TheLessAttractiveTwin8999: or kill me either works at this point

TheLessAttractiveTwin8999: just make it swift i cant commit to seppuku 

PuckYouUp: Dramatic much?

DrPrankenstein: :O 

BigRed: Leo stop joking about that

TheLessAttractiveTwin8999: who says im joking?

SaiGuy: he must be really out of it if he didnt notice your Donnie changed his name…

TheLessAttractiveTwin8999: WAIT

SaiGuy: 

Bootyyyshaker9000:

DrPrankenstein:

PuckYouUp: 

TheLessAttractiveTwin8999: the joey pouch!!

TheLessAttractiveTwin8999: @SweetSweetAngelo come to the hidden city with me

TheLessAttractiveTwin8999: we need to capture a wild simurgh or however thtas spleld

MetalHead: What is a Simurgh?

Bootyyyshaker9000: @TheLessAttractiveTwin8999 The joey pouch is amazing

Bootyyyshaker9000: I’ll come with

TheLessAttractiveTwin8999: @MetalHead its a wild magic bird thing that has a snoozetastic napping pouch <3

TheLessAttractiveTwin8999: Señor Hueso and I got to ride in it when we were breakin into Big Mamas auction to get back something Señor Hueso’s brother stole

BigRed: You didn’t tell me about that Leo >:|

BigRed: Big Mama is dangerous

BigRed: She’s tried to kill you like 12 times now 

TheLessAttractiveTwin8999: Psshh who hasn’t??

CaptainRyan092897: Isn’t that Hueso guy your boss?

TheLessAttractiveTwin8999: yah hes the best :)

TheLessAttractiveTwin8999: he and I have gone on all sortsa adventures in the hidden city

SaiGuy: That sounds like a strange boss/employee relationship

SweetSweetAngelo: At this point he’s practically family

SweetSweetAngelo: We went to his kid’s birthday party last weekend

SweetSweetAngelo: So what's going on in your dimension? :)

DrPrankenstein: just the usual, patrol, kick’n footbot butts and fighting purple dragons, training, blah blah blah

DrPrankenstein: its all suuuuuper boring

Bootyyyshaker9000: Are your purple dragons also an elite high school tech club? 

MetalHead: Noo… I take it yours are, though? :O

Bootyyyshaker9000: Alas, they tricked me into joining their club because they have the most amazing purple satin jackets and swanky tech - mine is still better though - anyway they almost stole all of my tech so now they’re on my hit list

BigRed: Donnie stop joking about a hit list

Bootyyyshaker9000:  Who says I’m joking?

BigRed:

BigRed: I need a break from the twins -_-

BigRed: @YellowSubmarine I’m coming to stay with you for a bit

YellowSubmarine: Anytime big guy

YellowSubmarine: @Bootyyyshaker9000 @TheLessAttractiveTwin8999 we’re gonna have a little talk about how you’re torturing Raph :)

Bootyyyshaker9000: SIGH

YellowSubmarine:

YellowSubmarine: Leo? 

SweetSweetAngelo: Leo fell asleep under the kitchen table

SweetSweetAngelo: - inserts image of Leo sprawled in a seemingly uncomfortable position under the kitchen table -

PuckYouUp: HAHAHA

MetalHead: Why is he under the kitchen table?

SweetSweetAngelo: Leon has insomnia really bad and he’ll fall asleep in random places when he finally gets tired enough

CaptainRyan092897: Poor guy :(

Bootyyyshaker9000: Once we found him on top of the fridge… 

Bootyyyshaker9000: And another time we found him in a laundry basket

Bootyyyshaker9000: And also halfway up the stairs

Bootyyyshaker9000: And also in his closet

PuckYouUp: did he come out of the closet?! Hahaha

SweetSweetAngelo: Not yet but he’ll figure it out soon :) 

CaptainRyan092897: …

SaiGuy: Got something ya wanna talk about there champ? @CaptainRyan092897

CaptainRyan092897: nope

SweetSweetAngelo: His insomnia and nightmares got worse after the Kraang invasion and his time in the prison dimension

BigRed: Everybody stay out of the kitchen 

BigRed: Let him sleep

DrPrankenstein: sometimes I wish we were the teenage mutant ninja cats instead of turtles. Cats sleep like 16 hours a day and they cause chaos for the other 8 

DrPrankenstein: what a life

DrPrankenstein: bet its easy to fall asleep as a cat

Bootyyyshaker9000: They also scream loudly when hungry and knock shit off the counter for no reason at all

BigRed: Donnie Language >:(

Bootyyyshaker9000: God I wish we were cats too

DrPrankenstein: Maybe there is a dimension where we are the teenage mutant ninja cats!!

SweetSweetAngelo: - inserts image of cartoon with heart eyes - 

PsychicONeil: That dimension sounds adorable! <3 

PsychicONeil: I bet you all would wear collars in the colors of your masks

YellowSubmarine: OMG that would be amazing

DrPrankenstein: if there could be a dimension of us as cats do you think there could also be a dimension where were all girls? 

MetalHead: Would that make April a boy and Casey a girl in that dimension? 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Your Casey already is a girl in this dimension

Bootyyyshaker9000: You’re confusing your Casey with our CJ

BestSonEver: Hi! 

BigRed: <3

BigRed: we love you jr

BestSonEver: :)

SweetSweetAngelo: @BestSonEver you can join in on any of these conversations

SweetSweetAngelo: You don’t need to wait for one of us to address you

SweetSweetAngelo: We added you to the chat for a reason

BestSonEver: :’)

SaiGuy: If we were girls in one of the dimensions, do you think our plastron would be built like we had tits? 

CaptainRyan092897: RAPH

CaptainRyan092897: Stop being a pig

DrPrankenstein: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA PIGS :D

Bootyyyshaker9000: Scoff - now the Simpson’s Spider Pig scene is stuck in my head

YellowSubmarine: Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does LOL

MetalHead: There isn’t that much difference in appearance between a natural female and male turtle so I don’t know how much different the plastron would look between dimensions

MetalHead: Telling a male and female apart just has to do with the length and width of the tail really

MetalHead: But I suppose we don’t know how a mutation would change the appearance … so maybe breast shaped? 

DrPrankenstein: WHAT if there is a dimension where WE are human and April and Casey are turtles~!?!

YellowSubmarine:

PuckYouUp:

PsychicONeil:

BestSonEver: I mean I’d be cool with that

BestSonEver: I painted my mask like a slider because of sensei 

BestSonEver: I always wanted to be a turtle like him :)

TheLessAttractiveTwin8999 changed their name to NeonLeon

NeonLeon: And thats why your the best son ever <3

Bootyyyshaker9000: *you’re

BigRed: LEO GO BACK TO SLEEP

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NeonLeon: I wonder who out of all of us is the most traumatized 

NeonLeon: Like we’ve all been through some really fucked up shit

CaptainRyan092897: O.O

BestSonEver: O.O

PsychicONeil: O.O

SaiGuy: ugh

BigRed: I don’t think trauma is something that you can measure, Leo

BigRed: Also - language >:( I told you to stop swearing in the group chat

Bootyyyshaker9000: True - but at this point all 13 of us need therapy

NeonLeon: No thanks, my trauma is what makes me hilarious :D 

BigRed: -_-  

SweetSweetAngelo: Oh you’re going to therapy @NeonLeon

SweetSweetAngelo: Just you wait until I finish reading my latest psychology textbook April got me <3

NeonLeon: … 

NeonLeon: will it be with doctor delicate touch or doctor feelings? :/

SweetSweetAngelo: Depends on who you need to see :) 

NeonLeon: I’m uncomfortable 

PsychicONeil: who is doctor delicate touch and doctor feelings? 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Mikey uses those nicknames when he’s in “therapist” mode or when he wants to deliver bad news ‘delicately’ and by that I mean in the least delicate manner possible 

SweetSweetAngelo: sometimes people just need to get slapped in the face with the truth and then literally slapped

SaiGuy: i like this Mikey haha

SweetSweetAngelo: I host informative seminars also :) Complete with powerpoints 

Bootyyyshaker9000: The seminars do work to a degree, I’ll give him that

Bootyyyshaker9000: Dad stopped calling Raph and Leo "Purple," so that’s a step in the right direction 

PuckYouUp: still cant get over the fact your splinter calls you by your colors

PuckYouUp: and not even the right colors! LOL

NeonLeon: When we were younger we switched masks for a few days and dad didn’t even notice 

DrPrankenstein: thats like really sad guys

Bootyyyshaker9000: He’s not exactly ‘father of the year’ material

BigRed: Hes been doing better about being present since the invasion tho

YellowSubmarine: I’m still scarred from the last Lair Games when Don and Leon tied

YellowSubmarine: I never shoulda seen Splints that way

YellowSubmarine: Nobody shoulda seen Splints that way

YellowSubmarine: it’s burned into my memory tho

CaptainRyan092897: The lair games? What’s that? 

SweetSweetAngelo: YOU GUYS DONT HAVE THE LAIR GAMES?! :O

DrPrankenstein: … I don’t think so?  

SaiGuy: What is it? 

BigRed: We started it 7 years ago after the water bottle challenge took over the internet

SweetSweetAngelo: It’s literally the best day of the year and this year CJ gets to participate!!! <3 @BestSonEver

BigRed: It’s a 1 day 16 event challenge brother vs brother competition

BigRed: The competition is filled with physical and mental challenges

BigRed: April films the event each year 

NeonLeon: I won 6 years in a row :D

YellowSubmarine: *5 years in a row

NeonLeon: Just ask Donnie who really won last year ;)

Bootyyyshaker9000: Leo you are an asshole and I hate you

NeonLeon: No you don’t  

NeonLeon: #twinsforlife <3 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Last year Leo injured me on purpose to sabotage my chance of winning … so he’s not exactly ‘brother of the year’ material either

MetalHead: :O 

CaptainRyan092897: :O 

NeonLeon: For the last time, it was an accident!

NeonLeon: ACCIDENT

YellowSubmarine: Yeah sure Leo ;)

YellowSubmarine: The tape doesn’t lie

BestSonEver: Sensei… it does look like you did it on purpose…

NeonLeon: Now my own son has turned against me? </3

YellowSubmarine: It’s just like the ‘Salisbury Witch Trials’ right, Leon?

Bootyyyshaker9000: pft 

MetalHead: what does that even mean?

Bootyyyshaker9000: Leon’s an idiot, don’t worry about it

NeonLeon: I hate you all and I’m leaving

DrPrankenstein: The lair games sound amazing! 

PuckYouUp: @YellowSubmarine you film it each year? 

PuckYouUp: i’m so curious about last years games

SaiGuy: I’m kinda interested too 

YellowSubmarine: gimme a minute and I’ll find the file to send ya

YellowSubmarine: - inserts video file - 

PuckYouUp: this is so ridiculously weird and I love it :D

PuckYouUp: up until Splinter stripped down for the tie breaker

PuckYouUp: that was way nasty

SaiGuy: I could have done without ever seeing that side of Splinter

CaptainRyan092897: yep -_-

PsychicONeil: Agreed

SweetSweetAngelo: It’s something we’ll be discussing in therapy

DrPrankenstein: besides that the lair games looks like SO much fun

DrPrankenstein: I want in!

CaptainRyan092897: The challenges are certainly interesting  

MetalHead: Your Leo most definitely injured other me on purpose

YellowSubmarine: mmhmm told ya @NeonLeon

Bootyyyshaker9000: Thank you

CaptainRyan092897: I would never hurt you over a competition @MetalHead

MetalHead: I know Leo

SweetSweetAngelo: See ^ that’s the ‘big brother energy’ that our Leo lacks for Donnie  since they’re twins

DrPrankenstein: @MetalHead and @CaptainRyan092897 being twins would just be weird

DrPrankenstein: If anything it would make sense for our Leo and Raph to be twins

MetalHead: Yeah they’re always at each other’s throats like other me and Leon are

CaptainRyan092897: Raph and I do not fight that much

PsychicONeil:

PuckYouUp:

MetalHead:

DrPrankenstein: 

SaiGuy: What? 

DrPrankenstein: Do they really not know?! 

CaptainRyan092897: Know what?

PuckYouUp: you guys literally fight all the time

DrPrankenstein: All. The. Time. 

SaiGuy: No we don’t

YellowSubmarine: Oh hey, Leon really did leave our convo and the lair apparently

YellowSubmarine: Suni just texted me that they’re having froyo in the hidden city

CaptainRyan092897: Who is Suni? 

YellowSubmarine: Sunita is my best friend. She’s a yokai that went to my high school. We’ve graduated now. 

Bootyyyshaker9000: O_O

SweetSweetAngelo: O-O

BigRed: :’( 

YellowSubmarine: *Best friend besides these goons ^

YellowSubmarine: Jeez boys

GrandmaCJ: :(

YellowSubmarine: Cass! I didn’t even know you were still checking this chat! 

YellowSubmarine: Listen everybody I can have more than 1 best friend! 

Bootyyyshaker9000: </3

YellowSubmarine: Umm, Suni just asked if Leo has any allergies… 

YellowSubmarine: Not that I’m aware of, right guys? 

BigRed: WHAT HAPPENED?

YellowSubmarine: Suni said his face turned really red… and he's like stuttering... 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Ask her if there is a rabbit yokai dressed like a samurai nearby, and if so, he’s fine

YellowSubmarine: Um… Okay.

CaptainRyan092897: …

SaiGuy: …

MetalHead: …

PuckYouUp: … 

YellowSubmarine: She said yes

Bootyyyshaker9000: He’s fine

Bootyyyshaker9000: Ask her to take a photo of them and DM me for blackmail :) 

BestSonEver: Donnie :/ Be nice to sensei 

SaiGuy: Wait does Leo actually have an allergy tho? Nobody answered April’s question

SweetSweetAngelo: None of us have any allergies except for our Raph. He’s allergic to peanuts 

CaptainRyan092897: What?!

DrPrankenstein: DUDe thats really sad you can’t have PB&Js or Reeces

DrPrankenstein: How do you live?!

SaiGuy: Man that really sucks @BigRed

MetalHead: How did you find out about this allergy? I want to know what to look for just in case

Bootyyyshaker9000: The first time was relatively mild as far as allergy symptoms go, he was covered in hives and his eyes were swollen

SweetSweetAngelo: The second time he had swelling of his throat and tongue and it was pretty scary

Bootyyyshaker9000: We always keep up-to-date epi pens here at the lair and Leon carries an epi pen in his strap pouch whenever we’re out of the lair

SweetSweetAngelo: Do any of you guys have allergies? 

CaptainRyan092897: Nothing that we know of

PuckYouUp: … are we really just gonna forget about other-Leo being a furry? or what?

SaiGuy: O_O

DrPrankenstein: Dudes- our Leo just choked on water hahaha

PsychicONeil removed PuckYouUp from the chat

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Bootyyyshaker9000: How do I look for my first day of classes in person at Eastlaird University? 

Bootyyyshaker9000: -inserts image of Donnie as a human dressed in a purple sweatshirt and wearing rectangular rimmed glasses-

SaiGuy: WHAT TEH FUCK?

MetalHead: HOW?

CaptainRyan092897: WHAT?!

MetalHead: HOW?

DrPrankenstein: - inserts gif of brain exploding - 

DrPrankenstein: THAT IS THE COOLEST

MetalHead: HOW?!?!

NeonLeon: I think you look like a nerd~

BigRed: You look great Donnie! Have a great first day <3

NeonLeon: Raph is literally crying like a proud parent haha

Bootyyyshaker9000: To answer other-Donnie’s question before my Organic Chemistry class begins, I’m going to be wearing Sunita’s cloaking brooch to attend classes in person until I can get my own cloaking brooch

Bootyyyshaker9000: It allows mutants and yokai to look human

NeonLeon: I look EXACTLY like Lou Jitsu and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened in my life

NeonLeon: -inserts image of Leo as a human dressed in a baggy blue t-shirt-

MetalHead: No fair

MetalHead: I want a cloaking brooch! 

MetalHead: I want to go to college :’(

SweetSweetAngelo: This is me

SweetSweetAngelo: -inserts image of Mikey as a human wearing a black and blue tank top-

DrPrankenstein: not gonna lie, im kinda surprised you all look asian

CaptainRyan092897: Mikey we’re all Japanese! We have Master Splinter’s DNA!

SaiGuy: yeah why does that surprise you knucklehead? 

DrPrankenstein: I just always pictured myself being blonde

SweetSweetAngelo: The next time you guys visit, you can try on Sunita’s cloaking brooch to see what you look like

NeonLeon: BUT you have to be wearing clothes first

NeonLeon: We learned that the hard way -_-

BigRed: You can borrow some of our clothes - well Leos or Donnies will fit you all better than mine or Mikeys

SaiGuy: Why? 

YellowSubmarine: Otherwise you turn into a very very naked human >.<

Bootyyyshaker9000: Heh :)

NeonLeon: Donnie has scarred April and Sunita for life

NeonLeon: They saw Don in alllll his glory

BigRed: That’s enough Leo

BigRed: We know now

MetalHead: O.O

CaptainRyan092897: O.O

Bootyyyshaker9000: My class is starting, so ciao

MetalHead: @Bootyyyshaker9000 DM me ALL about it later

MetalHead: PLEASE

MetalHead: You can even send me homework that you get assigned! 

CaptainRyan092897: I’ve never seen Donnie this excited… I think we’ll be visiting you guys sooner than later

BigRed: You’re always welcome here :) We have plenty of room at our lair and theres lotsa stuff we’ve been talking about showing you guys in the hidden city

SaiGuy: @BigRed what do you look like as a human? 

BigRed: -inserts image of Raph as a human dressed in a black leather jacket over a bright red t-shirt-

SaiGuy: You look great dude! 

BigRed: Thanks :3

PsychicONeil: OH WOW ^-^

PsychicONeil: I can’t wait to see what you guys look like @MetalHead @CaptainRyan092897 @SaiGuy @DrPrankenstein

SaiGuy: So are you guys all gonna get a cloaking brooch thing and live as humans now? 

NeonLeon: What? No of course not

MetalHead: Why not?! Why would you not take advantage of that?

MetalHead: I've been working on creating a retromutagen for SO long to achieve that very opportunity 

SweetSweetAngelo: cause being a turtle is like way better! 

SweetSweetAngelo: no offense @BestSonEver @GrandmaCJ @YellowSubmarine @PsychicONeil 

SweetSweetAngelo added PuckYouUP to the chat

SweetSweetAngelo: and @PuckYouUp

PuckYouUp: what did I miss? 

NeonLeon: Scroll up ^

PuckYouUp: Damn you guys look awesome! 

PuckYouUp: kinda surprised yall look asian though - I guess the rest of ya make sense, but I always pictured any Mikey as a blonde 

DrPrankenstein: DUDE! 

DrPrankenstein: See he gets it! 

YellowSubmarine: -inserts image of Donnie taking notes in a lecture hall-

YellowSubmarine: LOOK at my boy

YellowSubmarine: I’m so proud ya’ll <3

MetalHead: How much does a cloaking brooch cost in the hidden city?! Do you think it would work in our dimension?  

SweetSweetAngelo: I’m not sure how much it costs actually 

NeonLeon: It’s free if you steal it from one of Big Mama’s bellhops 

BigRed: Leo none of us are allowed to step foot in the Battle Nexus Hotel

BigRed: Pop’s orders

NeonLeon: pssh he won’t even know as long as we don’t get caught

BigRed: I know its been awhile but I bet Big Mama is still pretty mad at you for outsmarting her

BigRed: Shes not just gonna forget something like that

SweetSweetAngelo: Raph’s right, Leo… you out of everyone need to be most careful

SweetSweetAngelo: Big Mama probably holds a grudge

CaptainRyan092897: What's this about outsmarting Big Mama? 

BigRed: Remember the first time you guys were here and we talked about how different our Shredders are? 

BigRed: Ours was like this demon monster and Big Mamas specialty is capturing and dealing with large scary monsters

BigRed: So Leo and dad went to strike a deal with her while we were fighting Shredder

SweetSweetAngelo: That’s when we figured out I could THROW an entire cruise ship with my kusari-fundo

DrPrankenstein: wait wat

PuckYouUp: WHAT

BigRed: Leo convinced Big Mama to let dad fight in the arena again in exchange for this magical collar thingy for Shredder if dad won

MetalHead: @SweetSweetAngelo We’re gonna come back to that about you throwing a ship with a kusari-fundo

SweetSweetAngelo: Dad was reigning champ of the Nexus for like 10 years! 

SweetSweetAngelo: but Leo had to sweeten the deal by adding in way more monsters and challengers and then he tricked Big Mama when she changed the rules at the last minute

SweetSweetAngelo: He expected her to make him fight too and he knew she wouldn’t give him his weapon so he stole a portal badge from her and hid it in his costume so he could steal back his odachi once in the arena

NeonLeon: I let dad have the finishing blow tho :) 

BigRed: Big Mama was really angry because those 7 fighters were like her top competitors and Leo and dad defeated them in like 6 minutes

BigRed: She kept her end of the deal - well until she betrayed us like 6 months later - but we still expect her to seek revenge on Leo at some point for embarrassing her like that

BigRed: Dad said nobody outsmarts Big Mama and gets away with it… 

CaptainRyan092897: Wow!

SaiGuy: Damn… 

CaptainRyan092897: That was a really good plan @NeonLeon! 

NeonLeon: Thanks :)

DrPrankenstein: I bet that was a really cool fight!

SweetSweetAngelo: It was! Donnie hacked the surveillance video so we could watch it 

BigRed: Next week is Thanksgiving. Why don’t you guys join us in our dimension to celebrate? Then you can try the cloaking brooch too

MetalHead: YES!

DrPrankenstein: YeS! 

SweetSweetAngelo: YA BABY

SweetSweetAngelo: I’m cooking all traditional Thanksgiving dishes but there will also be some pizza LOL 

SweetSweetAngelo: It’s going to be amazing!~ Just let me know if you’re bringing anyone else like your Karai or April and Casey so I plan to make enough food

PsychicONeil: That sounds amazing but I should really spend Thanksgiving with my dad

SweetSweetAngelo: He can come too!! :D 

CaptainRyan092897: The 5 of us can for sure come. I’ll talk to Karai. 

DrPrankenstein: YAY! ^-^

PuckYouUp: ill be in maryland visiting extended fam with my dad and sister

SweetSweetAngelo: @PuckYouUp we’ll miss you! 

DrPrankenstein: This is so exciting yo!

DrPrankenstein: Can I bring Ice Cream Kitty? 

SweetSweetAngelo: Obviously! 

BigRed: @SaiGuy you can bring Chompy too :)

SaiGuy: :)

NeonLeon: this should be fun! 

CaptainRyan092897: will your sister be there? 

BigRed: yes she should be! 

NeonLeon: ugh -_- she aaaaalways picks on me

SweetSweetAngelo: Well you did flush her down the toilet… 

NeonLeon: when will she get over that?

Bootyyyshaker9000: Are you over Draxum throwing you off a roof yet? 

NeonLeon: ...fair

MetalHead: How was your class? 

Bootyyyshaker9000: It was fun to be surrounded by other students, but I already knew everything we were going over because I read ahead, so it was just review for me 

YellowSubmarine: whatever D -_- We can’t all be as smart as you

Bootyyyshaker9000: Don’t be salty! I told you I’ll help you study

Bootyyyshaker9000: @MetalHead I emailed you the power point, my notes and the homework

MetalHead: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

Bootyyyshaker9000: :)

PsychicONeil: Why are you starting college in November? Doesn’t school always start in September

Bootyyyshaker9000: I started classes in September with everyone else, but I haven’t been able to attend class in person until today 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Up until today I’ve been attending class on zoom

MetalHead: I have so many questions! O-O

CaptainRyan092897: Well they’ll have to wait for now

CaptainRyan092897: @MetalHead @SaiGuy @DrPrankenstein are going to stop texting now and get their tails to the dojo for training which should have started 10 minutes ago >:| 

BigRed: We should train also @NeonLeon @SweetSweetAngelo 

NeonLeon: ughhhhhhhhhhhh 

NeonLeon: thanks other me

NeonLeon: I had big plans to do nothing today >:(

SaiGuy: I still don’t quite believe he’s a Leo … 

NeonLeon: Thanks :) 

SaiGuy: I don’t know if I meant that as a compliment or not… 

NeonLeon: shhhhh I’m still taking it as one

CaptainRyan092897: Hey!

BigRed: Come on @NeonLeon

NeonLeon: UGH fine

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DrPrankenstein: Have you guys ever gotten out of the city and spent time in nature? 

DrPrankenstein: like we stayed at Aprils family farm house for 6 months and it was pretty cool cause I got to take care of chickens and Big Foot fell in love with Donnie LOL

Bootyyyshaker9000: Yes we have and it was horrible

SweetSweetAngelo: Wait what's this about Big Foot?!

NeonLeon: 3/10 would not recommendd nature

NeonLeon: I dunno how regular turtles do it :P

Bootyyyshaker9000: Dad took our phones away and abandoned us

Bootyyyshaker9000: The rat bastard >:|

BigRed: We weren’t completely abandoned 

BigRed: We had Todd

BigRed: But yes, it was horrible

SweetSweetAngelo: Thank God for Todd - we would have starved

SweetSweetAngelo: Except for Leo, he was prepared to eat Donnie

SaiGuy: What the actual fuck? 

CaptainRyan092897: …you’re joking right?  

CaptainRyan092897: rIGHT?!

MetalHead: I mean… sliders are known to be cannibals sometimes … but still what the fuck @NeonLeon your own twin? 

NeonLeon: Well I wasn’t gonna eat Mikey! He’s my favorite brother and he’s too small to be very filling 

BigRed: </3

NeonLeon: You’re my second favorite big guy! 

Bootyyyshaker9000: -_-

Bootyyyshaker9000: SIGH it’s fine, Nardo is my 4th favorite brother

SweetSweetAngelo: … D there are only 4 of us

Bootyyyshaker9000: I was including Junior

DrPrankenstein: I cant believe you guys actually have favorites and like say it outloud

DrPrankenstein: that could hurt a turtles feelings yo

Bootyyyshaker9000: I don’t really ‘do’ feelings

SweetSweetAngelo: @Bootyyyshaker9000 Dr. Feelings will see you at 4:00 PM on Tuesday

Bootyyyshaker9000: … I have plans that day

SweetSweetAngelo: With who?

Bootyyyshaker9000: @YellowSubmarine can we hang out on Tuesday at 4:00 PM? 

YellowSubmarine: D I love you but you and I both know there’s no getting out of therapy with Dr Feelings

YellowSubmarine: Enjoy your sesh boo~ <3

NeonLeon: @SweetSweetAngelo is jumping from one emotion to the next considered parkour? 

SweetSweetAngelo: @NeonLeon Dr. Feelings will see you at 6:00 PM on Tuesday

NeonLeon: UGH 

Bootyyyshaker9000: I’d like to revisit other-Mikey’s comment about Big Foot falling in love with other-Me

MetalHead: It was terrible >.<

PuckYouUp: she put on makeup for donnie! hahaha

PsychicONeil: Excuse you, I put the makeup on her! And I did a pretty good job all things considered

DrPrankenstein: The bow in her hair was a nice touch ^-^

SaiGuy: I think ya’ll made a cute couple :D

MetalHead: Stop it! >:(

MetalHead: Let's just move on from this conversation. I don’t appreciate the flashbacks. 

YellowSubmarine: It’s okay, other-Donnie! My group is going to be distracted very soon because it’s MOVIE NIGHT !! <3

YellowSubmarine: - inserts photo of CJ and the turtles sprawled in a pile in front of the projector screen surrounded by popcorn bowls, pizza boxes and soda bottles - 

SaiGuy: why are you guys in a turtle pile?

SaiGuy: is someone hurt? 

CaptainRyan092897: What happened?! Are you guys okay?

MetalHead: Why didn’t you say something earlier if someone was hurt?! :O

YellowSubmarine: Um.. nothing happened. They always ‘turtle pile’ for movie nights

MetalHead: Just… for… like no reason? 

NeonLeon: What do you mean for no reason? Turtle piles are the best! Raph makes a great pillow despite all the spikes

YellowSubmarine: That is true

SaiGuy: We only turtle pile if someones been really badly injured… 

SweetSweetAngelo: That is so sad :(

Bootyyyshaker9000: I agree with Michael, that is actually pretty sad -  I don’t like to be touched 94% of the time, but even I partake in turtle piles… 

SaiGuy: Its weird how touchy feely and emotional ya’ll are 

NeonLeon: It’s weird how you guys are so emotionally constipated

NeonLeon: Do you guys at least hug? 

SaiGuy: … sometimes

SweetSweetAngelo: this is worse than I thought! :O

SweetSweetAngelo changed their name to DoctorFeelings

DoctorFeelings: After the movie, I’m going to start working on a new powerpoint and then @CaptainRyan092897 @SaiGuy @MetalHead @DrPrankenstein ya’ll are gonna attend my video call seminar tomorrow

CaptainRyan092897: … 

MetalHead: … 

DrPrankenstein: … um

SaiGuy: Do we get a choice? 

DoctorFeelings: No :)

SaiGuy: :/

PuckYouUp: it would be kinda fucked up if we called cuddling ‘human piles’ like ya’ll call it ‘turtle piles’

Bootyyyshaker9000: Nardo you sure talk a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs that each cost $16,000 on the blackmarket

PuckYouUp: ..wat

BigRed: Donnie! WTF 

BigRed: Language >:(

Bootyyyshaker9000: OOPs wrong chat 

Bootyyyshaker9000: … 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Okay, fine, I’ll give one of his eyeballs to you @BigRed

Bootyyyshaker9000: For half the price $$

CaptainRyan092897: I’m going to assume you meant your Leo…

Bootyyyshaker9000: Yes, I meant that for @NeonLeon because he’s being annoying as all fuck

BigRed: Language Donnie. Strike 2

CaptainRyan092897: That was rlly dark and now I'm worried for other me :(

Bootyyyshaker9000: My twin and I have a group chat with our April dedicated to talking shit and that’s where I meant to send that message in response to his stupid, patronizing message about my eyebrows

BigRed: Donnie stop with the casual dismemberment threats. Your gonna scare our alternates away. And STOP swearing! Mikey is in this chat

Bootyyyshaker9000: Mikey already knows how to swear! Leo taught him

YellowSubmarine: don't worry @CaptainRyan092897 as much as the twins threaten, they actually do love each other

YellowSubmarine: - inserts image of Leo laying comfortably with his head in Donnie’s lap as they both text on their phones - 

Bootyyyshaker9000: April that was a secret! 

NeonLeon: Donnie you can’t take my eyes because I’m the face man and it’s hard to face without eyes

SaiGuy: arent you the leader now? 

NeonLeon: No I gave that position back to @BigRed 

NeonLeon: I still make the plans and do most of our negotiating when necessary cause I’m charismatic as fuck but I don’t want the responsibility of the whole team

BigRed: Leo stop swearing!

NeonLeon: We all almost died the last time that happened O.O

PsychicONeil: Not to change the subject since I can tell this is gonna get dark… but @DoctorFeelings I’m doing some baking for a school project and I don’t know the difference between vanilla and french vanilla

NeonLeon: Vanilla means missionary and french vanilla is missionary but there’s a baguette nearby ;)

PuckYouUp: bahhahahahahaha 

SaiGuy: pfft hahaha

DrPrankenstein: hahahaha broooo

CaptainRyan092897: … Oh my god

MetalHead: … 

BigRed: LEO! Stop it. Mike is in this chat

DoctorFeelings: Hey! I know what missionary means!

BigRed: you do? 

Bootyyyshaker9000: …

YellowSubmarine: … o.o

NeonLeon: …

DoctorFeelings: It’s like a person on a religious mission

Bootyyyshaker9000: …

YellowSubmarine: … 

NeonLeon: …

BigRed: YEP that is exactly what that means

BigRed: Good job buddy <3

NeonLeon: Oh mi hermano favorito I’ll explain later ;) 

BigRed: Leonardo do NOT corrupt him! 

NeonLeon: Just a little bit?

PsychicONeil: @DoctorFeelings what’s the difference tho for baking? 

DoctorFeelings: French vanilla extract involves regular vanilla extract with hazelnut, caramel or butterscotch flavors and spice notes of anise and cassia

PsychicONeil: Thank you!! 

PsychicONeil: Sending you a virtual hug <3

DoctorFeelings: A hug is nice but I’d rather you send me a piece of whatever you’re baking ^.^

PsychicONeil: I WISH! I could really use you as a taste tester so I get a good grade in Home Ec

DoctorFeelings: WAIT! ^_^ I can totally do that with my magic hands

NeonLeon: NO

BigRed: NO

Bootyyyshaker9000: ABSOLUTELY NOT

NeonLeon: Last time you started to DISSOLVE! 

DoctorFeelings: That’s a bit dramatic -_- 

NeonLeon: The scars on BOTH of your arms prove otherwise! 

NeonLeon: You should have just left me there Miguel

BestSonEver: Please don’t Mikey :( It's too dangerous

BigRed: Leo that is not up for discussion 

DoctorFeelings: UGH fine but only for CJ since he was traumatized by future me

DrPrankenstein: other me what did they mean you started to dissolve? O.O

DoctorFeelings: When Leo sacrificed himself to the prison dimension to keep the ‘you know what’ away from Earth, I opened a mystic portal to save him

DoctorFeelings: And it WORKED but now nobody will let me practice because my arms started to like flake away

DrPrankenstein: holy6 shit lilttle dude

SaiGuy: DAMN little Mikey

SaiGuy: Your not even my mikey but I agree, NO to using those powers

Bootyyyshaker9000: *You’re

CaptainRyan092897: Agreed

MetalHead: Seconded

MetalHead: Well actually I’m like 6th to agree with that testament now

MetalHead: but still, please don't

DoctorFeelings: CJ said I become the worlds greatest mystic warrior in the future but HOW can I do that if I never get to practice?! >:(

BigRed: In like 5 years, you can practice with Draxum but only if hes supervising 

BigRed: And we have to be supervising too 

DoctorFeelings: Leo?

NeonLeon: sorry bro, thems the rules

DoctorFeelings: UGH I HATE being the youngest

DoctorFeelings: Lets just start the movie -_-

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Bootyyyshaker9000: You ever spill a bit of your coffee and realize the thread you’ve been hanging on by is actually quite thin? 

MetalHead: I feel this in my soul ^

PuckYouUp: #relatable 

GrandmaCJ: I come to this realization daily

NeonLeon: Santa Baby, slip some mental stability under the tree 

NeonLeon: For me ~ ive been an awfully good turtle

Bootyyyshaker9000: Nardo it is bad enough that you’re actually singing, but bringing it to the group chat is going too far

PuckYouUp: ha wat up scrooge

NeonLeon: you didn’t mind my singing last night! :(

DrPrankenstein: what happened last night?

DoctorFeelings changed their name to MysticMike

MysticMike: Leo and Donnie had a karaoke night since neither of them could sleep

YellowSubmarine: YOU HAD KARAOKE NIGHT WITHOUT ME? >:(

NeonLeon: sorry April it was like 3 in the morning and it was suppose to be just me but D crashed my party

DrPrankenstein: i cannot picture @CaptainRyan092897 or @MetalHead ever doing that without me begging and pulling out the puppy dog eyes LOL

DrPrankenstein: our Leo just trains when he cant sleep

DrPrankenstein: and D stays up in his lab all night tinkering when he cant sleep

NeonLeon: well both of those options are boooooring

MysticMike: the karaoke night the rest of us weren’t invited to is also why @NeonLeon & @Bootyyyshaker9000 were both too tired to go with us to the hidden city today

NeonLeon: OMG THATS RIGHT! RAPH APRIL SEND US A PHOTO STAT

YellowSubmarine: - inserts photo of her and Raph posing with matching upper arm tattoos that include the Hamato crest in black and green ink repeating to create an armband around their biceps, an intricate black geometric tribal design beneath the armband and the words あなたは一人じゃない. A splash of red, blue, purple, orange and yellow watercolor design accents the kanji -

DrPrankenstein: Holy chalupa that looks siiiiick!!! :O

NeonLeon: I love it! 

PuckYouUp: DAMN did it hurt?

YellowSubmarine: kinda but the pain is more of a pricking sensation and then ya go numb

PsychicONeil: That looks amazing other-me and Raph!! :D

SaiGuy: that looks really cool! now I want a tattoo

Bootyyyshaker9000: Great design Angelo! I appreciate the purple

BigRed: Isn’t it amazing?! I’m TEARING UP thanks @MysticMike

MysticMike: I’m glad you and April love it! BUUUUUT it’s still not fair that I can design the tattoo but can’t get my own tattoo :( 

NeonLeon: Mike plz yer like 12

MysticMike: WHAT? NO IM NOT

MyticMike: I just turned 16!

CaptainRyan092897: I really like the kanji! Do you guys speak Japanese often? 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Literally never. We only know some phrases from anime shows and what Gram-Gram said about not being alone before our ninpo activated and we fought the Shredder 

BigRed: Leon speaks Spanish tho! 

NeonLeon: My 247 day streak on Duolingo is pretty impressive ;) 

NeonLeon: Someday I'll be able to understand everything Señor Hueso says when he's yelling at me!

NeonLeon: SPEAKING OF SPANISH

NeonLeon: tHEY dont know why wE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO!!! 

MysticMike: :O

BigRed: Mike and April just broke out into song and now random yokai are staring at us 

CaptainRyan092897: Who is Bruno? I dont think we know anyone in our dimension with that name

DrPrankenstein: maybe we just havent met them yet?

BigRed: Bruno is from a disney movie

NeonLeon: @Bootyyyshaker9000 can you figure out a way to send them the movie? 

Bootyyyshaker9000: I should be able to

NeonLeon: prepare yourselves my dimensional brothers

NeonLeon: its a movie from 2021 and you have to watch it together as a family

NeonLeon: thats an order

MysticMike: @SaiGuy and @CaptainRyan092897 will both relate to Luisa’s song Surface Pressure

MysticMike: I can see a lot of Isabela’s inner conflict in @CaptainRyan092897

CaptainRyan092897: …I’m not sure what to say to that

MysticMike: I didn't mean it as an insult! Don’t worry

Bootyyyshaker9000: @MetalHead I have emailed you the movie file ~ enjoy

MetalHead: Thanks!

PsychicONeil: I want to watch it with you guys so let me know when the movie night is! I’ll bring popcorn, pizza and candy! 

DrPrankenstein: aw yeah boi! MOVIE NIGHT! AND PIZZA :DDD

CaptainRyan092897: Tonight works for us April. We aren’t going on patrol this evening. 

YellowSubmarine: @Bootyyyshaker9000 @NeonLeon @BigRed @MysticMike WE should rewatch that movie tonight also 

MysticMike: YEAH BABY

YellowSubmarine: CJ hasn’t seen it yet

NeonLeon: FJDDLKSAFS 

NeonLeon: @BestSonEver my son I have failed you! 

NeonLeon: I’m so sorry :(

BestSonEver: Sensei stop crying -_- we can just watch it tonight like April said! 

PuckYouUp: @CaptainRyan092897 wat if you were my sensei? that would be so werid

MetalHead: Leo just full body shuddered at that idea Casey

PuckYouUp: jerk :P

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CaptainRyan092897: April thank you so much for the Christmas sweaters! 

CaptainRyan092897: How did you even get them under our tree? 

YellowSubmarine: You’re welcome, Lee :)

YellowSubmarine: My Leo helped me break in 

YellowSubmarine: but that’s not important

YellowSubmarine: WHat is important is do they all fit? 

MetalHead: They fit perfectly! Thank you! <3

MetalHead: I love mine ^-^

MetalHead:  - inserts image of the four boys standing in front of their Christmas tree; Leo is wearing a Slytherin sweater and beaming with his arms crossed over his plastron, Raph is wearing a Gryffindor sweater, hands on his hips and smirking, Donnie is wearing a Ravenclaw sweater, round glasses and pointing a wand dramatically at the camera, and Mikey is wearing a Hufflepuff sweater and flashing double peace signs while smiling brightly  -

SaiGuy: Careful @YellowSubmarine if you give Donnie presents and attention like this he’ll have a crush on you next

MetalHead: shut up raph!

DrPrankenstein: donnie jst turned so red

DrPrankenstein: he is SOOOO embarrassed rn hahaha 

MetalHead: shut up mikey!

CaptainRyan092897:  How did you break in?! 

YellowSubmarine: You guys look great! I’m glad they all fit~ I was a bit worried because your measurements are different from my boys. 

YellowSubmarine: My boys get a homemade Weasley Christmas sweater every year. And even though I’ve known ya’ll for like 5 months, you’re now my boys too <3

YellowSubmarine: - inserts image of the twins wearing Slytherin sweaters and clearly arguing in the background; Raph and April are smiling and waving at the camera while wearing Gryffindor sweaters, Mikey is decked out in a Hufflepuff sweater, toothy smile and orange Santa hat, and Casey Junior is smiling softly and wearing a Ravenclaw sweater with sleeves a bit too long so he has sweaterpaws pressed against his cheeks -

MetalHead: WAIT other me is a Slytherin?! Not a Ravenclaw like me? 

MysticMike: Yeah, even though he’s a literal mad scientist genius, he’s not a ravenclaw

MysticMike: he’s taken the test like 12 times trying to get ravenclaw but he always gets sorted into Slytherin

NeonLeon: Theres nothin wrong with slytherin even though the movies villainize the house

YellowSubmarine: Exactly. 

YellowSubmarine: the traits of a Slytherin are ambition, resourcefulness, determination and cleverness 

YellowSubmarine: Which both Leos and my Donnie are

NeonLeon: We’re still twinning my dear brother @Bootyyyshaker9000

Bootyyyshaker9000: -_- fuck you Nardo

CaptainRyan092897:  :O 

CaptainRyan092897: what did Leon do? 

Bootyyyshaker9000: He’s simply existing and it’s pissing me off

NeonLeon: D ya gotta make up your mind. Ya wer mad when I locked myself in the prison dimension and yer also mad when I’m just laying on teh couch 

NeonLeon: which is it

Bootyyyshaker9000: you just make me mad in general Nardo

NeonLeon: :’(

NeonLeon: Michael send me back to prizon, my twin hates me

YellowSubmarine: next year I’ll make sweaters for you guys too @PsychicONeil @PuckYouUP

MysticMike: @NeonLeon shut up and stop being so dramatic

MysticMike: you are literally draped over Donnie rn and he’s rubbing your shell

NeonLeon: but hes dooin it wrong becaus he hates me

YellowSubmarine: I just ran out of time because of college finals -_- my O chem final and Spanish essay were brutal 

NeonLeon: he knows i don’t like counter clockwise on my scutes

NeonLeon: @YellowSubmarine I told you I’d write yer spanish essay for you mi hermana favarita

YellowSubmarine: What are your houses? 

PsychicONeil: I’m a Hufflepuff like my Mikey!

PsychicONeil: and your Mikey!

DrPrankenstein: Hufflepuff for the win! 

MysticMike: YEAH BABY

DrPrankenstein: virtual high 3!!!

NeonLeon: Ive heard hufflepuffs are particularly good finders ;) 

MysticMike: I don’t fiiiiind that surprising at all ;) 

NeonLeon: @BestSonEver we still need to show you A Very Potter Musical 

PsychicONeil: Our Casey just said he doesn’t know his because he hasn’t taken the test

PsychicONeil: or seen the movies I guess

NeonLeon: WHAT 

MysticMike: :O

SaiGuy: WAT

NeonLeon: DUUUUUDe my son has only been in the non-apocalyptic world for like 7 months and even he has seen all 8 movies and taken the quiz

NeonLeon: He’s our one and only Ravenclaw over here and his patronus is a turtle

DrPrankenstein: @PuckYouUp we haveta watch the harry potter movies like right now

DrPrankenstein: thats just unexeptable 

Bootyyyshaker9000: *unacceptable 

Bootyyyshaker9000: And yes I agree, other-Casey needs to rectify this immediately

  Bootyyyshaker9000: or else

PuckYouUp: I just never thought it looked that interesting

PuckYouUp: but sure i guess ewe can watch itt

NeonLeon: oh hey - how did you guys like Encanto?! We forgot to ask

DrPrankenstein: IT WAS THE BEST OMG

CaptainRyan092897: I liked the movie's message :) and the music was catchy

DrPrankenstein: EVERBDY HERE CRIED A LITTLE AFTER SURFACE PR3SSURE

PuckYouUp: Abuela was a dick

DrPrankenstein: I LOVE MIRABEL AND ANTONIO AND CAMILO AND PEPA

DrPrankenstein: AND LUISA AND ISABELA AND DOLORES AND BRUNO AND FELIX

SaiGuy: Mikey hasnt stopped singing about Bruno since we watched it

SaiGuy: and its gettin on my nerves

PuckYouUp: wat doesnt get on yer nerves raph?

SaiGuy: I liked Luisa

SaiGuy: a strong woman is super hot

DrPrankenstein: THANK GOD RAPHS EMOTIONS DON’T AFFECT TEH WEATHER

DrPrankenstein: IT WOULD BE STORMIN ALLLLL THE TIEM

SaiGuy: fuck you mikey

DrPrankenstein: haha <3

CaptainRyan092897: @MysticMike I see why you thought of me relating to Isabela -.- 

MysticMike: see I didn’t mean it in a bad way dude

MysticMike: you just gotta plant a cactus

MysticMike: @MetalHead what did you think of it?

MetalHead: It was okay. I kinda related to Mirabel and Dolores in a few ways… 

MetalHead: I felt really bad for Bruno since he had to hide like we do

MetalHead: but at least he got welcomed back into society in the end

PsychicONeil: I LOVED the music! 

SaiGuy: she also hasn’t stopped singing >:|

YellowSubmarine: guys gusy guys

YellowSubmarine: HAHAHAHAHAHA omgdfadfdsla 

YellowSubmarine: fdkafjsdaklf you will not believe

DrPrankenstein: o.O

NeonLeon: O.o

SaiGuy: o.O

MetalHead: ???

PsychicONeil: What? 

BigRed: ??

NeonLeon: Red your alive!

BigRed: Raph took a nap :)

Bootyyyshaker9000: *you’re

YellowSubmarine: OMGoshd hahahaha

YellowSubmarine: this shit is too— oh my lord

YellowSubmarine: My aunt just yelled at me and CJ for eating raw cookie dough because we “might get salmonella”

YellowSubmarine: as if we don’t hang out a majority of our free time in the literal sewer with a bunch of giant turtles 

Bootyyyshaker9000: amused snort

MysticMike: OH MY GOSH hahahahahaha

NeonLeon: Amazing

CaptainRyan092897: … umm

PuckYouUp: thats gold bahahaha

MetalHead: holy shell

YellowSubmarine: And I HAVE caught salmonella from ya’ll -_-

PsychicONeil: I’m glad I haven’t caught that from the guys here :O eish

YellowSubmarine: That’s when my Mikey and Raph started showering more often

MetalHead: I’m glad too @PsychicONeil

BigRed: Raph is sorry April :(

YellowSubmarine: don’t sweat it big guy <3 that was a loooong time ago

DrPrankenstein: one time I grossed a bad guy out and he leftme alone

DrPrankenstein: i told him i had salmonella haha

DrPrankenstein: he lookd so freaked yo

BigRed: i wonder if MeatSweats would stop trying to eat us if we told him that?

Bootyyyshaker9000: probbles not

MysticMike: hed just say it’ll unleash the flavor! ^-^

MysticMike: THAT reminds me! i need to go see him

MysticMike: i still can’t get my risotto right >:( 

NeonLeon: get us some more poison pizza puffs whle yer at it bro

BigRed: LEO! STOP ENCOURAGING HIM 

BigRed: Mike ARE YOU CRAZY! You’re not allowed to go ‘hang out’ with the villain! 

MysticMike: what if I bring Todd again?

BigRed: NO!

SaiGuy: You guys are so weird

NeonLeon: @SaiGuy you misspelled ‘amazingly hilarious’

CaptainRyan092897: @YellowSubmarine @NeonLeon

CaptainRyan092897: How did you break in?! 

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Bootyyyshaker9000: Good morning interdimensional brethren and dum-dums of my dimension (excluding Aprils, Cass and Casey Jr of course) 

Bootyyyshaker9000: As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer

GrandmaCJ: ^

BigRed: DONNIE go back to bed

MysticMike: No! I just finished preparing breakfast so all of you better be in the kitchen in 30 seconds or I’m gonna throw this table

NeonLeon: good morning Dr Delicate Touch lmao

MetalHead: ughh please don’t mention food

MysticMike: huh? why?

SaiGuy: we are sending you our Mikey 

SaiGuy: so @MysticMike can teach him how to cook

MetalHead: We’re currently recovering from really bad food poisoning

NeonLeon: eeish 

Bootyyyshaker9000: yuck!

DrPrankenstein: I’M SORRy >.<

MysticMike: OHMEGOSH YES!!! We shall watch every episode of Kondescending Kitchen and I’ll teach @DrPrankenstein all of my best recipes ^-^

CaptainRyan092897: wait. don’t let him get e

MysticMike: ??

NeonLeon: dont let him get what?

MetalHead: Leo dropped his phone and ran back to the bathroom … 

BigRed: Poor guy

DrPrankenstein: I SAID IM SORRY :(

BigRed: We would be happy to have your Mikey come stay with us

MysticMike: Yeah baby!!!  Double the trouble!!! >:D

YellowSubmarine: good morning boys!! (and other April & Cass!!)

YellowSubmarine: You know how nobody but my Donnie is okay with guns because ninja tradition yada yada

YellowSubmarine: WELL some thug tried to rob me at knife point last night

BigRed: ARE YOU OKAY?

NeonLeon: oh my god where are you right now?! I’ll come get you 

MetalHead: Holy hell! Are you okay?

MysticMike: APRILLLLLLL Did you have your bat with you? :/

SaiGuy: Fuck! Are you okay?

YellowSubmarine: I’m fine! Don’t get your turtle tails in a twist

YellowSubmarine: I had my concealed carry on me so when he said ‘give me your wallet’ and showed me the knife, I said ‘give me your knife’ and showed him my gun

YellowSubmarine: So now I have a new knife :) 

Bootyyyshaker9000: you should have demanded his wallet

NeonLeon: you should have demanded his wallet

NeonLeon: jinx

Bootyyyshaker9000: jinx

Bootyyyshaker9000: fuck

NeonLeon: fuck

BigRed: LANGUAGE

YellowSubmarine: why do you even try that anymore Raph? 

CaptainRyan092897: don’t let him get eaten by the pig mutant

YellowSubmarine: … what? 

MetalHead: We’ve moved on from that part of the conversation bro

CaptainRyan092897: oh

CaptainRyan092897: OH

CaptainRyan092897: April! Are you okay?!

BigRed: Lee we wont let anything happen to your brother

YellowSubmarine: Don’t you worry about me 

YellowSubmarine: I can take care of myself

YellowSubmarine: YOU HOWEVER 

YellowSubmarine: do you have ginger or mint tea?

CaptainRyan092897: Yes we should have some.. why?

YellowSubmarine: good

YellowSubmarine: @SaiGuy @MetalHead @DrPrankenstein whoever is the least sick go make everyone some tea so you all don’t get dehydrated

YellowSubmarine: @PsychicONeil @PuckYouUp one of you go out and buy my boys some over the counter medicine and groceries

MetalHead: o.o

SaiGuy: ummm 

DrPrankenstein: thats not necessary April… it was my fault everyone got sick so our april and casey shouldnt havta buy us stuff to feel better :(

Bootyyyshaker9000: Nice try, but you’ve activated ‘Big Sister April O’Neil’ mode

Bootyyyshaker9000: There is no turning back or escaping now

YellowSubmarine: imodium and pepto bismol

YellowSubmarine: Also get a bottle or box of probiotics, 4 cases of propel, plain bread or crackers, bananas, and plain pasta or rice

CaptainRyan092897: its okay April, we’ll be fine, really

YellowSubmarine: Yes you will be fine once someone goes and makes you tea and your April or Casey goes to the store and gets all the stuff I just mentioned

YellowSubmarine: … 

YellowSubmarine: you know what never mind @PsychicONeil @PuckYouUp

YellowSubmarine: I’m gonna go to the store. I forgot ya’ll are high schoolers. I’m the only one in college and I don’t have class until 4:00 PM and honestly I can skip it tonight

Bootyyyshaker9000: offended gasp

Bootyyyshaker9000: I am ALSO in college! 

Bootyyyshaker9000: I’M the only reason you passed the O Chem final @YellowSubmarine >:|

Bootyyyshaker9000: This is the last time I help you study for science >:(

YellowSubmarine: Give it a rest D, I was talking about us humans

YellowSubmarine: @NeonLeon you’re gonna portal me over to their dimension so I can big sister them proper

NeonLeon: yes ma’am

MysticMike: ha – @SaiGuy @MetalHead @DrPrankenstein @CaptainRyan092897 prepare to be coddled into oblivion

SaiGuy: April you don’t have to…

MetalHead: yeah this is pretty embarrassing

YellowSubmarine: guys we’re family 

YellowSubmarine: so suck it up because I’m coming over to take care of you in like an hour after I stop by the pharmacy and grocery store

CaptainRyan092897: … um okay

DrPrankenstein: is this what having a mother is liek? 

NeonLeon: this is what having a big sister is like

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Bootyyyshaker9000: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian settled their divorce in November. Kanye will pay $200K a month in child support

Bootyyyshaker9000: Thought you should know

NeonLeon: ♫ 18 years, 18 years, she got FOUR of yo’ kids, got you for 18 years ♫

DrPrankenstein: Noooo Kim K and Kanye?! :O

PsychicONeil: they have 4 kids now? 

PsychicONeil: they just got married last Spring or something in our time

PsychicONeil: honestly I'm surprised they made it to 2022

MysticMike: If that surprises you listen to this

MysticMike: she dated Pete Davidson after Kanye

MetalHead: WHAT?! 

CaptainRyan092897: who are these people?

DrPrankenstein: Ignore our brother- he lives under a rock

CaptainRyan092897: -_-

SaiGuy: no he doesn’t he just lives in the dojo

DrPrankenstein: same thing

NeonLeon: Prepare yourself @PsychicONeil 

NeonLeon: You either date Pete Davidson or have a baby with Nick Cannon those are the only two life paths for women out here in 2022

SaiGuy: Isn’t it 2023 by you now?

NeonLeon: Well yea technically but its January so basically still 2022

DrPrankenstein: oh hey does anyone still say YOLO in 2022

DrPrankenstein: or I guess 2023 

DrPrankenstein: ??

Bootyyyshaker9000: Only Nardo before he does something incredibly stupid

Bootyyyshaker9000: which is often because my twin is a dum-dum

MyticMike: he’s the biggest reason for “The Raph Chasm™”

BigRed: HEY! We agreed we weren’t gonna call it that anymore! >:|

NeonLeon: aww look there it is ^ lmao

NeonLeon: >:| hahahaha

BigRed: Leo I’m gonna hang you from your belt from the bathroom towel hook like I did when we was kids

NeonLeon: I think I’m too big for that now… pretty sure I’ll just fall to the floor

Bootyyyshaker9000: At least it won't be off a rooftop

NeonLeon: :(

BigRed: thats fine because maybe you’ll fall and bruise your tail

NeonLeon: :( :(

MysticMike: I can still hear dad yelling ‘who hung up blue again?’ like me or Donnie were tall enough or strong enough

MysticMike: ah the memories

DrPrankenstein: was that like his time out spot as a kid?

Bootyyyshaker9000: Yes and god I miss those days when Raph would just hang him up and forget about him

Bootyyyshaker9000: It was so peaceful even if we could hear him yelling in the background

Bootyyyshaker9000: Luckily it wasn’t anything my noise canceling headphones couldn’t tune out :)

NeonLeon: I’m really feeling the ‘love’ right now bros :/

YellowSubmarine: Can someone come collect Splints? He’s driving me crazy!

YellowSubmarine: oh oops I meant to text the other group chat - hi everybody

DrPrankenstein: HI APRIL ^-^ thanks again for taking care of us when we were sick last week

YellowSubmarine: you’re welcome sweetheart <3

PuckYouUp: whats ur splinter doing thats driving you crazy?

YellowSubmarine: He showed up at my new job because he’s convinced the Foot Clan are involved. I get the whole shoe store thing, but I’m working at Subway making sandwiches! He’s parading around as ‘average teenager Randall’ and I fricken hate it because everyone is falling for it!

YellowSubmarine: He looks nothing like an average teenage boy! He looks like an old fat rat that shaved his arms and legs poorly.

YellowSubmarine: He didn’t even shave his face! HE HAS GREY FUR on his face and everyone is just like ‘hey average teenager Randall what’s kicking?’

BigRed: I’ll come get him -_- 

NeonLeon: Speaking of pa-pa, I told dad my favorite color isn’t blue anymore and asked if I can change to yellow and he just said ‘no’ and went back to watching his show

NeonLeon: just totally dismissed me

CaptainRyan092897: do you really not like the color blue anymore? o.O

NeonLeon: Of course I still like the color blue! It’s literally my name hermano

NeonLeon: I just wondered what dad would say

NeonLeon: and honestly I’m not surprised

NeonLeon: I might fuck with him a bit and start wearing a yellow mask tho

BigRed: Leo! Language!

DrPrankenstein: I love it bro ~ bring on the chaos ~ !!

NeonLeon: He’ll probs just think he has another kid he forgot about for a few years

NeonLeon: wouldn’t be that far from the truth

Bootyyyshaker9000: He typed bitterly while frowning at his phone ^

SaiGuy: your relationship with your Splinter is so weird

SaiGuy: like our Leo is Master Splinter’s favorite son and student

CaptainRyan092897: I am not! Master Splinter loves us all equally Raph! 

DrPrankenstein: suuuuure leo ;)  master splinter would be like “of course i don’t have a favorite son I love all leonardos and non-leonardos the same” 

NeonLeon: pft hahaha

PuckYouUp: ur def Splinters favorite @CaptainRyan092897

NeonLeon: Dad’s favorite is Mikey - which to be honest is fair - he is the best

MysticMike: you know it baby :D

DrPrankenstein: lucky!! :/

NeonLeon: And then Raph

NeonLeon: Donnie and I might be tied 

NeonLeon: #alwaystwinngin

NeonLeon: but I think he likes Donnie a bit more because he dubbed him as ‘the funny one’ even though I am much much funnier 

NeonLeon: like way funnier

Bootyyyshaker9000: Yeah funnier looking

MysticMike: hehe ^ and this is why dad says “Purple is the funny one”

SaiGuy: lol

PuckYouUp: bahahaha

DrPrankenstein: #burn

NeonLeon: Miguel I cant believe you’d betray me like this

NeonLeon: i’m gonna make you walk to work next time

NeonLeon: you lost portal privileges

BestSonEver: Don’t worry Sensei! You’re my favorite <3

NeonLeon: awe Case :’) you’re my favorite too <3

BestSonEver: :)

MetalHead: This is heartwarming truly… but can we maybe circle back to KIM KARDASIAN and that SNL twig Pete Davidson?!

MetalHead: he’s not even an attractive guy!

MetalHead: How>?! Just how?? Pete Davidson can score a date with Kim fricken KARDASHIAN who I can only imagine is somehow more beautiful in 2023

MetalHead: but I can’t even get my sweet chinchilla April to look at me romantically??? 

Bootyyyshaker9000: gagging 

BigRed: O.O

MysticMike: erm..

SaiGuy: .. bro did you forget shes in this chat with us? 

MetalHead: shit

DrPrankenstein took a screenshot

MetalHead deleted 2 messages

MetalHead: MIKEY!

DrPrankenstein: mwahahahaha 2 slow bro :P

MetalHead: fkljdsaklfdskalfdklsajs

DrPrankenstein: Me thinks ur gonna want to start building me that hovering pizza butler

DrPrankenstein: now that i have BLACK MAIL on YOU fool

MetalHead: …

MetalHead: … 

MetalHead: what color do you want it? 

NeonLeon: Oh ew I just thought of this

NeonLeon: but can you imagine Kim K chilling in Staten Island? 

BigRed: she would be rightfully horrified

MysticMike: mhmmm mhmmm

BigRed: BTW mission accomplished April!

BigRed: Pops has been contained 

BigRed: … but he sneezed…

NeonLeon: O.O

MysticMike: O.O

Bootyyyshaker9000: O.O 

Bootyyyshaker9000: YES!!! YES !!!! WE ARE FINALLY GETTING THAT URANIUM!!

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MysticMike: HOLY HSIT

MysticMike: its so cold in here imma hibernate soon

BigRed: Mike language! >:(

SaiGuy: didn’t we already cover how dangerous hibernation is for you man?

NeonLeon: Seriously big bro? He even spelled it wrong

BigRed: I know what he meant

MysticMike: SHIT

MysticMike: SHIT

MysticMike: SHIT

MysticMike: are you happy NOW @BigRed ??

BigRed: NO?! 

SaiGuy: LOL

PuckYouUp: you go little Mikey! 

MysticMike : who are you calling little ?! I’ll throw an entire city bus at you @PuckYouUp

CaptainRyan092897: Why is your lair so cold? Did you guys lose power? :O

Bootyyyshaker9000: Negative. Pa-Pa is sick with the flu and he’s feeling overheated at the moment so he turned off the heat in the lair and turned the A/C up to it’s highest setting even though his sons are cold blooded reptiles

MetalHead: That's very irresponsible of him!

Bootyyyshaker9000: You’re preaching to the choir my parallel pal

NeonLeon: at least it’s February so our winter jackets, hats, gloves and snow pants aren’t packed away in storage yet

SaiGuy: how long does he stay sick for?

BigRed: there are 7 stages and how long they last changes each time

BigRed: last time it was over in a day but we’ve dealt with rat flu for up to 3 days before

MysticMike: Eish - dont remind me! O.O

NeonLeon: if at least 1 of us stays healthy for all 7 stages then we get to ask for ANYTHING that we want and dad will give it to us

Bootyyyshaker9000: At least… that’s what he says

Bootyyyshaker9000: We’ve never actually made it to the legendary 'Must Say Yes Stage'

BigRed: we kinda did last year but SOMEONE who I wont be naming ruined it

BigRed: @NeonLeon

NeonLeon: duuuuude I was so sick you can’t blame me for that :P

NeonLeon: and really is on you for not taking my sword away from me

Bootyyyshaker9000: Gentlemen – as much as I hate to cut short Leo getting blamed for things by our big brother dearest – the A/C has been shut off and I just heard an electric razor

BigRed: YOU KNOW THE DRILL BOYS 

BigRed: SUITS ON SUITS ON

NeonLeon: ahhhhh

DrPrankenstein: WAIT wats happening now?!

NeonLeon: Stage 2: Wild Rat Man 

BigRed: Leo get off your phone and focus! Stage 3 is where you tapped out last time

MetalHead: like hazmat suits?? Is this illness really that serious??

MysticMike: We don't even know what we’re gonna ask for tho

DrPrankenstein: ooh ooh how about a brick oven for pizza?!

MysticMike: I said that last year dude! <3

DrPrankenstein: now i want pizza

SaiGuy: Muckey when do you not want pizza? 

DrPrankenstein: MUCKEy?! >:|

PuckYouUp: haha Muckey like Muckman

PuckYouUp: havent thought about that gross dude in awhile tbh

SaiGuy: who even says tbh anymore??

PuckYouUp: me tbh

SaiGuy: Casey you’re lame as hell and you annoy me to no end

PuckYouUp: to be tbh honest that woulda hurt if I had feelings

MysticMike: LOL ^ BUT @BigRed for realsies we should ask for a brick pizza oven this year when we DO make it to Stage 7

Bootyyyshaker9000: NO NO NO WE’RE ASKING FOR MY URANIUM

Bootyyyshaker9000: END OF DISCUSSION

BigRed: we’re not even gonna make it to stage 7 unless you bozos get off your phones and FOCUS UP

NeonLeon: I say we ask for cloaking brooches since dad could probles get Big Mama to give him some since she’s still sweet on him which is nauseating

Bootyyyshaker9000: …

Bootyyyshaker9000: …

Bootyyyshaker9000: nooooo my Uranium or my very own cloaking brooch

Bootyyyshaker9000: …

Bootyyyshaker9000: Nardo I hate you

NeonLeon: to be tbh honest I am smart af as fuck

PuckYouUp: EeYYYYYYYY! ^

SaiGuy: you both are ridiculous and you give me headaches

MysticMike: - inserts dark and blurry image with a rough outline of Mikey wearing a hazmat suit -

MysticMike: I'm hiding in a kitchen cupboard rn

MysticMike: I hear screaming >.<

DrPrankenstein: dude I feel like I’m watching a horror film!

NeonLeon: - inserts blurry image of the ceiling and a corner of their grey couch -

NeonLeon: I AM IN THE COUCH

NeonLeon: I AM COUCH

DrPrankenstein: dude im gonna pee im laughing so hard XD

DrPrankenstein: im making popcorn ^^

MysticMike: Donnie and Raph are still screaming so I think they bein chased by dad

MysticMike: they will be missed

MysticMike: insert worlds smallest violin 

CaptainRyan092897: I just spit out my water! how did you get into the couch Leon? 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Leon a portal would be good right aboufjdksafjsjkldk 

NeonLeon: HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT MY PORTALS :O

SaiGuy: I thought you were the self proclaimed ‘portal master’ 

NeonLeon: i am! shut up snickers fun size Raph

BigRed: language Leo! 

SaiGuy: fuck you too Nardo!

BigRed: language other me!

NeonLeon: HEY! To be tbh honest only my twin can call me Nardo! 

BigRed: why are you all still on your phones???

BigRed: its like you want us to lose this time!

BigRed: oh no! Stage 3 guys! Keep your suits on! 

BigRed: Leo stay in the couch! 

PuckYouUp: HAHAHAHAHa ^

PuckYouUp: Mikey I’m coming for some of your popcorn

DrPrankenstein: who says ill share with you fool?? Go make ur own

MysticMike: I’m still in teh cupboard… but YOU KNOW WHO is in the KITCHEN

MetalHead: Voldemort? 

MysticMike: HELP!

MysticMike: we dont say that name or youll summon him fool @MetalHead

MysticMike: hes singing this terribly cheesy song about how much he loves the color orange and im gonna gag

MetalHead: I'm sorry other Mike but I'm picturing Voldemort serenading you in your kitchen now XD

Bootyyyshaker9000: I’ll create a distraction if you agree to support my request for Uranium! 

MysticMike: …

MysticMike: fine.

BigRed: DONNIE!

NeonLeon: dude what the fuck??

NeonLeon: @Bootyyyshaker9000 hijo de las mil putas

NeonLeon:  Donnie que te folle un pez

MysticMike: D’s distraction was shouting ‘dad blue’s in the couch!’ XD

BigRed: LEO language! I think..?

PuckYouUp: savage as fuck and I am hear for it BABY!!

Bootyyyshaker9000: *here

DrPrankenstein: LOL i love it

CaptainRyan092897: Run other me! Make a portal! 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Leo is now running around in a circle shouting ‘I’m your least favorite go after Mikey!’

Bootyyyshaker9000: oh… and he got him

Bootyyyshaker9000: Raph, Leo’s infected! Quarantine him! 

NeonLeon: no no no you guys need me!

Bootyyyshaker9000: Maybe he wouldn’t have been caught if he wasn’t so busy telling me to get fucked by a fish in Spanish

SaiGuy: thats what he said?? HAHA This is my favorite Leo

CaptainRyan092897: hey :/

CaptainRyan092897: but wait isn’t their sister a fish??

DrPrankenstein: says the guy in love with Karai ^

MysticMike: GRAM-GRAM

CaptainRyan092897: I am not Mikey! 

DrPrankenstein: You are right bro you are not me you are Leo

DrPrankenstein: to be tbh honest i thought you knew that

CaptainRyan092897: I am not, Mikey!

CaptainRyan092897: There ^ punctuation

PsychicONeil: I just checked this chat for the first time in a few hours and the first thing I saw was the message ‘telling me to get fucked by a fish in Spanish’ and now I’m gonna just sign out and leave

DrPrankenstein: Noo April come back! You can have some popcorn with meeeee

BigRed: FUCKING DAMNIT TO HELL again?? On stage 3 Leo??

DrPrankenstein: LANGUAGE! :O

PuckYouUp: duuuuude language! There are young ears here! Think of your Muckey! 

MysticMike: Raph??? :O

Bootyyyshaker9000: Raphael! Language!

SaiGuy: HA! I KNEW OTHER ME HAD TO SWEAR SOMETIME! XD

MysticMike: hey wait fuck you @PuckYouUp 

BigRed: …

BigRed: …

BigRed: Mike language!

MysticMike: NUH UH HYPOCRITE! ^

CaptainRyan092897: ^

PsychicONeil: ^

MetalHead: ^ 

YellowSubmarine: ^

DrPrankenstein: Other April!! <3

YellowSubmarine: Hi sweetheart! 

YellowSubmarine: I’m taking my lunch break and just checked my phone

YellowSubmarine: cant believe Leos out on stage 3 again 

YellowSubmarine: to be tbh honest what a loser

SaiGuy: SeriouslY?? you too??? 

PuckYouUP: haha yes virtual high five other April! 

YellowSubmarine: this time for the love of god take away his sword before you quarantine him

Bootyyyshaker9000: I think you are forgetting that my dear twin can conjure up as many swords as he wants with his mystic powers

Bootyyyshaker9000: He’s the bane of my existence and the reason I’m constantly running out of pens in my lab! 

CaptainRyan092897: I wish I could do that :(

Bootyyyshaker9000: You also wish you could steal all of my pens? :O

CaptainRyan092897: What? No XD

CaptainRyan092897: The sword thing would be awesome! I hate when I lose a katana in battle

MysticMike: eey boy… stage 3 has ended

MetalHead: What's stage 4?

MysticMike: Ninja Supreme!

MysticMike: Donnie got bit on this stage last year

NeonLeon: Donnie está loco como una cabra

NeonLeon: por qué hace tanto calor?

PuckYouUp: to be tbh honest @NeonLeon ‘s right af as fuck Donnie está loco como una cabra

CaptainRyan092897: what did he just say? ^

MysticMike: noooooooo dad just cut the lights~

DrPrankenstein: ooh back to the scary movie vibes! Yus!

MysticMike: its really dark now :( Im scared

BigRed: get to Donnie’s lab and we’ll barricade inside! 

Bootyyyshaker9000: I just ran past where Leo was quarantined and hes not there! I repeat he’s not there! 

BigRed: oh for the love of pizza

BigRed: we’ll deal with that later just get to the fdklafj

MysticMike: NOOOOOOOOO Raph’s been bit and Leo’s gone!!!

Bootyyyshaker9000: shit shit shit

YellowSubmarine: I found your missing Leo -_- boy portalled into the back room at Subway

YellowSubmarine: I’ll take him back to my apartment and take care of him… he’s pretty feverish and out of it

MysticMike: I’m glad Leo’s with you but April I don’t know what to do with Raph down!! :’(

Bootyyyshaker9000: Just get to the lab Mikey! 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Oh wait… now he’s singing

MysticMike: Thank God for Stage 5! 

YellowSubmarine: Is Stage 5 Karaoke Love Songs? 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Yes and it is already EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL

MetalHead: I cannot imagine Splinter singing karaoke

DrPrankenstein: maybe he would if we asked him? 

CaptainRyan092897: There's no way he’d agree to that

MysticMike: Okay we’ve got Raph in quarantine now 

MysticMike: just one more stage and then we’ll get whatever we want!!

Bootyyyshaker9000: You mean we’ll be getting my Uranium :)

MysticMike: right -_-

MysticMike: - inserts audio file -

MysticMike: if I have to suffer then so does everyone else! 

SaiGuy: Nope I’m not even going to open that

DrPrankenstein: thats okay @SaiGuy! I’ll play it and come to you so we can listen together <3 

SaiGuy: Mike stay the fuck away from me! 

MetalHead: I’ll admit curiosity got the best of me and I listened for about 4 seconds and I cannot imagine the pain you guys must be in 

Bootyyyshaker9000: PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP

Bootyyyshaker9000: I CANT FIND MY NOISE CANCELING HEADPHONES 

Bootyyyshaker9000: OF ALL THE DAYS

MysticMike: Here’s the next song he’s torturing us with

MysticMike: - inserts audio file -

PuckYouUp: HAHA what if THIS stage lasts for 3 days? 

Bootyyyshaker9000: You monster don’t even SAY that! You'll jinx us!

MysticMike: - inserts audio file -

DrPrankenstein: hey anybody over there alive still?? :/

DrPrankenstein: did you guys get bit?? The chats been quiet for like 8 minutes now

MysticMike: No! It’s Stage 6: Fanfiction! :D

MysticMike: dad actually makes up really good Lou Jitsu fanfiction so its like story time at the moment <3 

Bootyyyshaker9000: MIKEY WE DID IT!

Bootyyyshaker9000: STAGE 7!!! MUST SAY YES!!

CaptainRyan092897: Great job guys! (even if Donnie did sabotage my counterpart…)

MetalHead: Nice job my parallel pal and dimensional younger brother

DrPrankenstein: WHOOO that deserves a BOOYAKASHA! 

MysticMike: Nah baby it's time for a COWABUNGA!! ^-^

PuckYouUp: to be tbh honest im proud as fuck af :’)

SaiGuy: how long with other me be sick and in quarantine??

YellowSubmarine: probably a few days :(

YellowSubmarine: nice job boys! I’m glad you’re finally getting your Uranium Donnie!

MysticMike: Donnie asked dad for 8 cloaking brooches so you guys can each have one too <3 @CaptainRyan092897 @SaiGuy @MetalHead @DrPrankenstein

MysticMike: Dad said he’ll make it happen ^^

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NeonLeon: Hey tgs r guzv

NeonLeon: WhYs uol

SaiGuy: What the fuck? Are you still sick from the rat flu? 

NeonLeon: Im truknf ti text left havednyd 

DrPrankenstein: Ugh is your Leo okay? 

MetalHead: He appears to be short circuiting… @Bootyyyshaker9000 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Our Leo is never “okay” 

NeonLeon: Hey! >:( 

NeonLeon: Im not sick anymore although that fever did get me down for a few days 

NeonLeon:  Ive been practicing texting with my left hand because I’m gonna lose my other arm in the future

NeonLeon: gotta be prepared like a boy scout 

NeonLeon: *todd scout

MetalHead: YOU LOSE AN ARM IN THE FUTURE??

PuckYouUP: HOLY SHIT DUDE

PuckYouUp: to be tbh honest thats kinda metal

PuckYouUp: bet ur twin hooked ya up with a sick prosthetic

PuckYouUP: but fr how are you so clam? 

PuckYouUp: *calm

PsychicONeil: WHAT? 

PsychicONeil: no no no :O

DrPrankenstein: :O

DrPrankenstein: Our leo just made a really distressed whining sound stared at his right arm and droppe dhis phone

NeonLeon: yeh I only have one arm in the future Casey Jr came back from 

MysticMike: We changed that timeline Leo so you’ll be alright! >.>

NeonLeon: maybe

NeonLeon: or maybe I’ll be all left

NeonLeon: ^-^

DrPrankenstein: OMG dude 0.0

DrPrankenstein: idk if i should laugh or cry wtf

CaptainRyan092897: Even I know that one was in bad taste

MetalHead: -_-

Bootyyyshaker9000: Just for that I’m going to let you bleed out and die

NeonLeon: rude!

NeonLeon: raph and mikey wont let you do that to me

NeonLeon: right @MysticMike @BigRed ? <3

MysticMike: eh I already saved ya once bro…

NeonLeon: :O

NeonLeon: THE BETRAYAL! </3

NeonLeon: why miguel?! i thought you loved me 

NeonLeon: @BigRed

NeonLeon: 

NeonLeon: @BigRed wont let you do that donnie! >.<

NeonLeon: @BestSonEver do I lose my arm because donnie is possessed by a demon and raph doesn’t rescue me in time? 

BestSonEver: Actually Sensei… you lost it in the explosion that killed my mom and Raph :/

SaiGuy: FUCK DUDE

CaptainRyan092897: OH GOD :O

MysticMike: … that’s … thats new information

MysticMike: :’(

MysticMike: why didn't you tell us this sooner @BestSonEver?? 

PuckYouUp: … HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN ISN'T YOUR MOM LIKE THE CHICK VERSION OF ME??

DrPrankenstein: Dude! Not cool

DrPrankenstein: That shoulda come with a trigger warning!!

NeonLeon: Damn… okey then

NeonLeon: … I …

NeonLeon: I gotta go cry on top of Raph and call my future ex wife

GrandmaCJ: Leo I think you forgot I’m already in this chat?

NeonLeon: Cass UR HERE! we need to bubble wrap you and Raph like right now

NeonLeon: come to the lair

NeonLeon: @BigRed where are you?!

NeonLeon: @BigRed

NeonLeon: @BigRed

NeonLeon: @BigRed

BigRed: WHAT?!

BigRed: Raphs tryna take a nap and the phone wont stop pinging!

NeonLeon: … sorry raph

MysticMike: Scroll up Raphie :(

BigRed: OH

BigRed: I see

BigRed: Leo come here bud

NeonLeon: thanks raphie :( omw

PuckYouUp: well this convo be sad as hell

PuckYouUp: we need a new topic

PuckYouUp: when can we come over next so the guys can get those human pin things other Mike and Don won during rat flu?

MetalHead: YES! WHEN?? I’M READY WHENEVER

PsychicONeil: Donnie is very excited if you cannot tell :)

DrPrankenstein: dudes forget D! IM SO EXCITED TO HAVE A BELLY BUTTON AGAIN ^-^

DrPrankenstein: our raph is excited to because this will be the first time he gets turned into something not a monster hahaha

Bootyyyshaker9000: *too

MysticMike: It won't be the first time though because you guys tried Sunita’s brooch at Thanksgiving remember?

MysticMike: wait … @DrPrankenstein  what?

SaiGuy: shut it mikey! They dont need to hear this story

Bootyyyshaker9000: No, I would like to hear this story

YellowSubmarine: Me too

PuckYouUp: wait a hot minute you guys don't have belly buttons?!

MetalHead: No, Jones, we do not -_-

DrPrankenstein: We used to though when we hatched

MetalHead: The "belly button" we had after hatching was just the remnants of our yolk sacs 

PuckYouUp: brah this whole time I thought yall had belly buttons

PuckYouUp: my life is a lie

PuckYouUp: to be tbh honest I need to go lay down

SaiGuy: Case you idiot you've known us for years and we don't wear clothes so how the hell did you believe this?

PuckYouUp: I thought your belts hid them!!

DrPrankenstein: OTHER APRIL!! HI! IVE MISSED YOU

YellowSubmarine: I’ve missed you too sweetheart <3 

MetalHead: Moving past this ridiculous belly button conversation 

MetalHead: @SaiGuy has been body swapped with a Kraang, had his head replaced with a turkey head, been turned into a plant that acted like a puppy and he's been turned into a vampire bat

DrPrankenstein: dont forget the time he had a pizza face O.O

CaptainRyan092897: Mikey how many times do we have to tell you that didn’t happen? It was just a dream. 

DrPrankenstein: YES it did too happen bro! u also had a pizza face so you dont remember

DrPrankenstein: everybody in the city did but i saved you all so its okay now

MetalHead: Yeah sure. Whatever Mikey. It's more likely you consumed too much sugar before bed.

DrPrankenstein: -_-

DrPrankenstein: to be tbh honest I can't deal with the disrespect >:( im gonna riot

NeonLeon: leave them as pizza faces next time @DrPrankenstein

DrPrankenstein: Maybe I will

YellowSubmarine: Do ya’ll have pictures of any of these Raph transformations? They sound hilarious 

SaiGuy: -_-

YellowSubmarine: And traumatic

YellowSubmarine: Sorry sweetie :/ @SaiGuy

MetalHead: Sadly we do not.

PuckYouUp: If we hadn't been so fucking scared for our LIVES because of The Creep trying to kill us, we probably woulda taken a picture of plant puppy raph

PsychicONeil: …he was pretty cute that way

PsychicONeil: He had little flowers sprouting on his head <3

Bootyyyshaker9000: Are you saying you don’t record everything @MetalHead?! 

SaiGuy: fuck you guys >:(

MetalHead: I do not… 

MetalHead: Are you saying that you do?

PuckYouUp: Wish I woulda been there for the turkey head thing bahahaha

PuckYouUp: can't believe we forgot to tell ya guys that before thanksgiving 

DrPrankenstein: GOBBLE GOBBLE SON @SaiGuy bahahaha

PuckYouUp: hahaha

SaiGuy: again FUCK YOU GUYS

Bootyyyshaker9000: Do I record everything? But of course I do! Why wouldn’t I?

CaptainRyan092897: Thats … concerning @Bootyyyshaker9000 

NeonLeon: SEE! 

NeonLeon: I TOLD YOU DONALD!

NeonLeon: Other me agrees! You’re being a weirdo!

Bootyyyshaker9000: Offended gasp! >:O

CaptainRyan092897: o.O

CaptainRyan092897: Thank you for not recording everything @MetalHead

Bootyyyshaker9000: I bet next you'll say you haven't also microchipped your brothers! @MetalHead

MetalHead: O.O

NeonLeon: … when did you do this @Bootyyyshaker9000???

DrPrankenstein: O.O

SaiGuy: O.o

CaptainRyan092897: O.O

BigRed: bro…

MysticMike: Ha ha you're kidding right D? 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Innocent whistle

MysticMike: RIGHT? 

YellowSubmarine: Its wack but no he's not kidding -_- he chipped me too

MysticMike: Fuck!

BigRed: Mikey! Language! >:|

BigRed: And Donnie what the heck were you thinking?!

Bootyyyshaker9000: What? It’s a safety precaution in case one of our phones dies and we need to find that missing person 

Bootyyyshaker9000: Nobody appreciates my genius -_-

MetalHead:

MetalHead: … I mean other me does have a point 

SaiGuy: NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT

SaiGuy: Aint having nothing implanted after that freaky brain worm

DrPrankenstein: nuh uh dude I gotta agree with Raph 

DrPrankenstein: I cant even handle needles when I need a shot or stitches

DrPrankenstein: No way am I gonna have something implanted under my scales 

DrPrankenstein: YUCK

CaptainRyan092897: No Donnie!

MetalHead: Jeez! Fine, I get it! No chipping. 

NeonLeon: Wish WE would have had the option to say NO @Bootyyyshaker9000 >:(

Bootyyyshaker9000: Will it make it better if I apologize?

MysticMike: It’s a start!

Bootyyyshaker9000: Alright. Understood.

Bootyyyshaker9000: I will strongly consider apologizing for my actions and get back to you on that. 

BigRed: DONNIE!

NeonLeon: DONNIE!

MysticMike: DONNIE!

MysticMike: We forgot to plan a time for you guys to visit! How about this weekend? 

MysticMike: That gives us 4 days to clean, meal prep and get the guest cars set up

NeonLeon: Love how you said it like we'll be cleaning the lair instead of S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N cleaning everything for us haha

CaptainRyan092897: That sounds great @MysticMike! We'll see you guys on Saturday morning :)

DrPrankenstein: When are you going to make us a cleaning robot? @MetalHead 

CaptainRyan092897: We don't need one Mikey. We should be responsible for cleaning up after ourselves.

MetalHead: Well actually I was working on one...

CaptainRyan092897: Oh

CaptainRyan092897: Cool.

CaptainRyan092897: Well... keep working on it.

SaiGuy: haha even Fearless dont wanna clean

CaptainRyan092897: -_-

CaptainRyan092897: I just don't want to keep cleaning up after you Raph

CaptainRyan092897: If Donnie's robot will clean up after you and Mikey then great. I'm all for that. 

MetalHead: YES!

DrPrankenstein: High 3 @MetalHead :D

Chapter Text

DrPrankenstein: How many times has your Raph quit the team? :/ Ours has 28 times now

MetalHead: Correction: It's 29 and counting after this afternoon

SaiGuy: Well if you guys were a better team and you all didn't annoy the ever livving fuck outta me maybe then I wouldnt quit!

DrPrankenstein: me thinks it s a you problem bro

BigRed: I think youre forgetting our team is my team. It used to be that I was the only one I knew would confidently even show up. 

BigRed: 2 years ago we had a sticker chart to keep track of how many patrols and missions Don, Leo and Mikey joined 

BigRed: Sometimes my brothers had HALF A STAR because they got bored and just LEFT

CaptainRyan092897: What?!

PuckYouUp: Oh yeah didnt ur Donnie say he got bored and left a mission in chapter 4?

MysticMike: I JUST GOT BROKEN UP WITH OVER TEXT :O

NeonLeon: HA! Looser ^

Bootyyyshaker9000: *loser

PuckYouUp: thats harsh man

PuckYouUp: she shoulda been a classy new yorker and sent a pigeon or smthn

YellowSubmarine: @MysticMike sweetie … you werent even dating anybody… right?

Bootyyyshaker9000: This is correct @YellowSubmarine

MysticMike: Like how does that even happen? Wouldn’t the person have their boyfriend or girlfriends phone number saved to their contact list if they were dating? 

CaptainRyan092897: Youd think…

MysticMike: So I responded with: “Please baby, we can still make this work! I love you!”

MetalHead: I appreciate the correct grammar

MetalHead: My Mikey could never

CaptainRyan092897: Did they respond @MysticMike ?

MysticMike: No and now I’m sad. 

MysticMike: They gave up on us and I was willing to fight for this relationship! :(

MysticMike: Someone bring me a pint of ice cream and tell me I’m pretty :’(

MysticMike: ^ strawberry ice cream preferably 

SaiGuy: They didn’t really break up with you tho doofus

MysticMike: I know @SaiGuy but I’m gonna milk this anyway <3

SaiGuy: -_- god you guys are weird

MetalHead: They’re weird? Raph you are friends with @PuckYouUp on purpose 

PuckYouUp: HEY!

DrPrankenstein: Speakin of milk

DrPrankenstein: What would happen if you put powdered milk into liquid milk? Would you get more milk per milk? Would it be worth it? 

DrPrankenstein: Would ur bones be like hella stronger? hmmm

MetalHead: -_-

SaiGuy: -_-

MysticMike: Get out @DrPrankenstein >:|

MysticMike: Dont ever disrespect milk like that again!

NeonLeon: YEAH! 

NeonLeon: Dishonor on YOU 

NeonLeon: Dishonor on your COW

YellowSubmarine: pft haha 

PuckYouUp: XD

CaptainRyan092897: Can we circle back to that whole half a star thing? O.O

CaptainRyan092897: No? …

CaptainRyan092897: Okay then

~~~~~~~~~~

NeonLeon: HOLY FUCKING PIZZA SUPREME IN THE SKY 

NeonLeon: I just woke up in a cold sweat because I dreamed I was trapped in the game show ‘Is It Cake’ but literally everything was fcuking cake and Donnie ws there as a contestant but he ws also cake and I found that out because some guy tried to EAT Tello’s arm but it was cake and holy shit — 

NeonLeon: iot was jsut allll cake 

NeonLeon: MAYBE I WAS CAKE TOO?!?

NeonLeon: … so much cake :’( so little time

NeonLeon: I thin I nedd ot lie down again

~~~~~~~~~~

BigRed: Language Leo! >:|

PuckYouUp: LOL good morning

PuckYouUp: @NeonLeon you good now? 

DrPrankenstein: food dreams gone wrong

DrPrankenstein: been there >.<

MetalHead: Like when you thought the entire city was taken over by “pizza faces” that tried to attack you? 

DrPrankenstein: that was real! I swear on Ice Cream Kittys life yo!

SaiGuy: sure Mikey ;)

DrPrankenstein: and we legit talked about that liek 2 days ago in the last chapter -_-

MetalHead: @PuckYouUp @DrPrankenstein stop breaking the 4th wall dammit! >:(

PsychicONeil: Didn’t the pizzas want to eat me? 

DrPrankenstein: yes but I saved you

DrPrankenstein: i’m a hero

DrPrankenstein: your welcome

Bootyyyshaker9000: *you’re

NeonLeon: I’m all good now muchacho @PuckYouUp

NeonLeon: ~ BECAUSE TODAY IS THE DAY ~

NeonLeon: Today is the DAY I complete THE MAZE OF DEATH!!! 

NeonLeon: and get my photo on the wall of champions ^.^

NeonLeon: its pretty rude that we can save the world from literal destruction by aliens but still can’t get my picture up there 

NeonLeon: but whatevs ig

BigRed: LEO! You’re not supposed to be going anywhere near that stupid maze! 

BigRed: The 4 of us almost died last time 

NeonLeon: I’ve gotten better tho! >.<

NeonLeon: I even got past the spiky walls a few times but the next room was actyally waay worse and I don’t wanna go into more details or you won’t let me keep working here…

BigRed: Leo! >:|

BigRed: Mikey did you know about this?

MysticMike: Huh? 

MysticMike: Oh yea 

MysticMike: that’s how Leo spends all his breaks

BigRed: And you didn’t THINK TO TELL ME???

MysticMike: Its fine Raph >.>

MysticMike: It’s not like hes gonna die

MysticMike: And if he does die, he said I can have his room and write his eulogy 

BigRed:

Bootyyyshaker9000: Don’t trust him if he says he’ll give you his room! It means something is WRONG with his room.

NeonLeon: U learn that from experience Donald? ;)

NeonLeon: as a scientis arent u supposed to have a few trials and data charts n stuff before making a conclusion liek that?

BigRed: Leo I swear to Lou Jitsu if you set 1 foot in that maze I will ground you for eternity

NeonLeon: what about 2 feet?

GrandmaCJ: Do it Blue ^

BigRed: CASEY! 

GrandmaCJ: What? 

BigRed: DONT ENCOURAGE HIM! HES STUPID AND IMPRESSIONABLE

NeonLeon: hey!

PuckYouUp: yeah chick me! 

PuckYouUp: I wanna hang with cooler Leo when we visit this weekend

PuckYouUp: cant do that if he dead

CaptainRyan092897: guys :(

DrPrankenstein: If we bring Shinigami she could do a seance thingy and then we can commune with the ghosties

MetalHead: You can spell ‘seance’ correctly but not ‘Wednesday’??

MysticMike: Whose Shinigami? :O

DrPrankenstein: shes Karai's friend and also a witch! She explodes into bats and can turn into a cat and puts curses on caesy when Donnie asks her to

PuckYouUp: what now!?

DrPrankenstein: jk jk… 

DrPrankenstein: …or am i really jking? :)

YellowSubmarine: Wonder if she’d get along with my friend Gentry

YellowSubmarine: SPEAKING OF GHOSTS 

YellowSubmarine: Me, Leo and Mikey once went ghost hunting at the Stock & Shop. It was a blast! 

PsychicONeil: ghost hunting?

YellowSubmarine: Theres this kid named Baxter Stockboy and he's an actual stock boy at the Stock & Shop lmao

YellowSubmarine: He’s got a vendetta against the guys because Mike wont subscribe and donate to his youtube channel

MysticMike: As my favorite can stacker I've been strongly considering subscribing and donating…

NeonLeon: really Miguel? after he tried to expose us to all of New York?

MysticMike: I mean… I still follow and support Rupert Swaggart even though he's tried to eat us

YellowSubmarine: Anywhizzle~ Stockboy posted a video online making people think the grocery store was haunted. Leo’s a boring skeptic so we went to prove to him ghosts really do exist but then it turned out to just be the kid…

NeonLeon: See! I was right! 

YellowSubmarine: @NeonLeon baby we got real aliens, time travel and your ancestor Karai but ghosts is wher eyou draw the line?!

CaptainRyan092897: @DrPrankenstein is humming the scooby doo theme song really loudly now -_-

NeonLeon: ^ thats basically how it went down

NeonLeon: April was Velma & Mikey was Scooby

MysticMike: -_-

NeonLeon: we unmasked that lil fool and then he got grounded by his parents! It was a pretty good Wednesday

MetalHead: @DrPrankenstein look! Even dumber Leo can spell Wednesday correctly!

NeonLeon: HEY! >:(

SaiGuy: and who were you @NeonLeon? Freddy :P

NeonLeon: ~ Bitch I’m Daphne! ~

BigRed: Leo! Language! 

PuckYouUp: HOLD TEH FUCK UP

PuckYouUp: BAXTER STOCKMAN IS A KID IN YOUR DIMJENSION???

PsychicONeil: Whoa! That is weird :O

PsychicONeil: He’s an adult who mutated into a gross fly and works for Shredder in our world

SaiGuy: Are you sure thats his name? @PuckYouUp

SaiGuy: I think it’s dexter spackman

SaiGuy: or maybe blister stinkman?

PuckYouUp: why would Mikey have named him Stockman Fl;y if his name was Spackman or Sintman?!

SaiGuy: Because it’s Mikey! 

SaiGuy: nobody ever understands his thinking

DrPrankenstein: rude

MetalHead: Raph nobody would name their kid ‘Blister’

SaiGuy: They might if the kid looked like Stockman Fly before he mutated!

PsychicONeil: I’m still hung up on your version of Stockman having a youtube channel!

PsychicONeil: Don’t you have a youtube channel also @Bootyyyshaker9000 ?

Bootyyyshaker9000: That is correct, dearest Alternate April. I’ve become quite popular online due to my channel ‘Cat Versus’ 

CaptainRyan092897: How did you decide on that topic and name?

Bootyyyshaker9000: I’m glad you asked. After the invasion, Nardo wouldn’t stay in bed even though he broke nearly every bone in his stupid self-sacrificial body

NeonLeon: This cannot be contained ;)

Bootyyyshaker9000: So we got a cat to lay on him in the medbay because everyone knows it's illegal to get up, move or disturb a cat once it falls asleep on you

DrPrankenstein: That is true. 

DrPrankenstein: Mmhmm 

DrPrankenstein: Its teh law of felines

MetalHead: Your cat can’t even do that because she’s made of ice cream so how would you know?

DrPrankenstein: SO? Doesnt make it any less true for non mutated cats

PsychicONeil: What did you name your kitty? @Bootyyyshaker9000

Bootyyyshaker9000: Alberta Einstein :)

PsychicONeil: Aww thats cute!

PuckYouUp: I appreciate the fact other Donnie has admitted to breaking the law on multiple ocassions for like legitimate crimes in the human world and hidden city but he finds it morally wrong to bother a sleeping cat

Bootyyyshaker9000: *occasions 

MysticMike: @BigRed Leo just entered the maze btw

BigRed: MOTHERFUCKER!

BigRed: Im coming to run of the mill right now and dragging his dumb ass home

MysticMike: O.O

CaptainRyan092897: O.O

PsychicONeil: O.O

SaiGuy: HELL YEA OTHER ME!

PuckYouUp: To be tbh honest I am always shocked when other raph swears even though our raph doesnt know how to talk without swearign 

YellowSubmarine: @MysticMike aren’t you afraid of Leo’s ‘snitches get stitches’ motto?

MysticMike: nah

MysticMike: hes gonna die in the maze or at the hands of raph so I’m all good 

MysticMike: but srsly someone bring me ice cream and tell me I’m pretty! I’m still processing this traumatic breakup :(