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Harley Quinn
A= Aftercare (what they are like after sex).
Because of her past relationship, she needs assurance that she didn’t do anything wrong and that you enjoyed yourself as much as she did- so be sure to cuddle, kiss, and let her know that she did well.
B= Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partner’s).
Harley thinks her best features are her breasts and ass, which is why she proudly wears such revealing stuff. But when it comes to her partner, it’s their hands that she likes the most- bonus if your hands are super veiny.
C= Cum (anything to do with cum).
Oooh boy, this girl is nasty af.
When doing oral she’ll proudly get it all over her face- on her body she’ll rub it around. This girl really has no shame.
D= Dirty Secret (pretty self-explanatory).
Honestly tho?? I don’t think Harley has any. She’s very extroverted and very sexually confident, so she’s pretty open early on in the relationship about all the stuff she’s into.
E= Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?).
She’s pretty experienced, I’d say. Definitely knows what she’s doing and uses that to her advantage.
F= Favorite position.
Harley is a wildcard through and through, but I kinda get the feeling that she prefers being on top as long as you’re lightly choking or pulling her hair, she doesn’t mind being on the bottom.
G= Goofy (are they more serious in the moment or playful?)
This might sound a bit strange, but I think Harley, at the moment, is fully focused and serious on your pleasure. But after sex, you can 100% count on her teasing you for the noises you make.
H= Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes?)
She’s usually fairly groomed. Typically keeps her legs well shaved, but y’know, sometimes she’ll let her armpits and groin hair grow out a bit- and no, they do not match the drapes. If the Harley Quinn and Batman cartoon has taught us anything it is that Harley is not a real blonde.
I= Intimacy (how are they during the moment?)
I picture Harley being a little rough during sex, but that isn’t to say she isn’t intimate. She’s a big people-pleasurer no thanks to her former lover (the Joker) and so constantly asks to make sure that you’re okay and if there’s anything she can do for you. It’s sweet and sincere but trusts me, it’ll get pretty annoying after a while- but bare with her, she’s still working over her trauma.
J= Jackoff (masturbate headcanon).
Harley loves to be watched while she masturbates. Like, if she’s away from you for a long period of time, you can sure as hell expect her to send a dozen nudes + Discord calls while she masturbates.
I’ve said it before, the girl has no shame.
K=Kink
Hair pulling/slight choking that sorta thing. Maybe a bit of role-playing??
L= Location (favorite places to do it at).
On top of the fact the girl has no shame, she also gets off on people knowing that she’s having sex. So as you can imagine, she’ll more than likely pull you into public restrooms and alleyways when the mood strikes her fancy.
M= Motivation (what gets them going).
Besides you simply existing, Harley chases her sex highs mostly after committing some kind of crime- even if it’s as petty as vandalism.
N= No (something they wouldn’t do/turn-offs).
Hitting and being spit on are definite turn-offs for Harley. If it’s something you want to be done to you, however, she’ll manage just fine- but please don’t do that to her, she’ll cry. Degradation in the bedroom isn’t completely out of the question for her, but it definitely needs to be talked about beforehand.
O= Oral (preference in giving/ receiving).
Harley is very much centered on what her partner prefers and thus usually gives rather than receives without a second thought, but if you do go down on her- ooooh boy would she love that! She’s always giving and giving, take her by surprise and let her receive, she’ll thank you later for it.
P= Pace (are they fast and rough? Or slow and sensual?)
I think Harley is usually pretty fast and a bit rough when it comes down to it tbh but I have no doubt that she’s capable of slowing things down and enjoying the moment- especially if it’s with someone she really cares about.
Q= Quickie (how often they do them).
I feel like 90% of the time you have sex with her will be quickies- the girl is like a rabid little dog, but because of her high sex drive, it happens so often that you’re more than taken care of.
R= Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks?)
Yes, absolutely, without a doubt- do I really need to explain??
S= Stamina
Well, Harley is an acrobatic so… yeah she can go for hours if you’re both in the mood to slow things down.
T= Toys (do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
I’m not really sure where the hell she’d keep them considering the fact that the girl is basically homeless. But I have no doubt that she owns dildos- although most are probably just used as a gag, I do think she uses a couple in the bedroom.
As for who she uses them on- that all depends on your own preference.
U= Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)
Harley is very fair in sex. She’ll never withhold pleasure from you for too long- unless you want her to, that is.
V= Volume (how noisy are they?)
She’s pretty loud, and wakes the standard pornographic noises- honestly, what do you expect? It’s Harley freaking Quinn.
W= Wildcard (random headcanon).
Okay, so you guys know how Harley is pretty well known for her fluid sexuality? Yeah, well, I like to think that Harley was never even into women until she got together with Poison Ivy- at least, she didn’t fully realize that she liked women until then.
X= X-Ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes).
This headcanon I feel like applies more if you’re writing for say a male character- but lemme see what I can come up with XD
Harley definitely has more boob than butt. Her butt is actually kinda small, but that doesn’t mean that it’s not nice to look at.
Y= Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
I mentioned this briefly above, but Harley (probably) has a pretty high sex drive.
Z= Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep?)
Unless it’s drunk sex- then she’s gonna be up for quite some time afterward. Especially considering she mostly has random quickies throughout the week- it just takes a lot for the woman to get tired.
Poison Ivy
A= Aftercare
If you can survive her toxins then that obviously means she loves you and thus will be (probably) super cuddly afterward. Although I can’t imagine she’s all that affectionate in public.
B= Body part
Despite how scandalous Ivy is, I don’t think she’s all that confident in her own appearance nor do I think she cares much for the way others look.
So when it comes to her favorite body part or feature of her partner, this all depends on what your body looks like.
C= Cum
Unlike Harley, Ivy prefers not to be covered in cum. I mean, if it happens in happens and there’s not much you can do about it besides apologize and clean it up-but generally speaking, this woman wants a full-on shower after sex, so be prepared to be dragged into one.
D= Dirty secret
She…. may or may not have performed a couple of sexual acts using some of her plants before…
E= Experience
She’s… so-so in her experience. Sex is fun and she enjoys it, but oftentimes has a hard time connecting with people and thus goes years at a time without it.
F= Favorite position
Without a doubt, she prefers to be on top. Not always as the dominant counterpart but definitely one that likes to have at least some control of the situation.
G= Goofy
She’s not insanely serious during sex, but because she doesn’t have it all the time; sex is a very intimate thing for her and you to share. To her, it’s all about trust.
H= Hair
Considering the fact that the woman can literally grow leaves on her body… yeah, it’s a real jungle down there. Eating her out is like being at a salad bar.
I= Intimacy
I think I’ve already stated above that sex is something very personal for Ivy so I won’t go into further detail.
J= Jackoff
All I will say is that she is far more used to pleasing herself than she is to someone pleasing her.
K= Kink
Despite being a low-key sex icon, Ivy is fairly mellow when it comes to sex. Maybe later on in a relationship, she’d be willing to try some things, but generally, she’s satisfied with the standard stuff.
L= Location
Her own hideout. It’s safe and secluded and she’s just generally more comfortable doing it in places she’s familiar with.
M= Motivation
Her biggest motivation for sex is forwardness. Obviously, she doesn’t want some random creep off the street hitting on her, but as her partner, just ask her if she’s down for sex.
N= No
It takes a lot for her to open up intimately to others, let alone have sex with them, so offering another participant to join in is an obvious turn-off for her.
O= Oral
Either or, it doesn’t matter who’s giving and who’s receiving Ivy. I believe that Ivy has had lots of experiences in having female partners, less so with their male counterparts. So if you have a vigina, I think you’ll be taken better care of rather than if you have a penis. If you do have the male autonomy, I’m sure she’d be just as enthusiastic about going down on you, but I really do think she’s just not as experienced in that area.
P= Pace
Generally speaking, Ivy isn’t big on being touched. She’s well-known for hating human contact and being somewhat aloof, but as her lover, she makes an exception for you.
I mentioned this above, but she doesn’t especially like PDA, so don’t take it personally when she doesn’t want to kiss you or hold your hand while you’re out and about- but in privacy, she wants to take her time with you. To touch every part of you and to have you to herself for as long as possible is a dream come true in her eyes.
Q= Quickie
Like I just said, she likes taking her time in the bedroom. So quickies are out of the question unless you’re both absolutely desperate for each other and just don’t have the time to be as romantic as usual.
R= Risk
It should go without saying that she doesn’t like to take risks (at least when it comes to sex). She’s open to trying new things, but you’ll never be in a situation where she’s wanting public sex.
S= Stamina
I think she has a pretty average amount of stamina she may be able to control plants, and have access to poison at will, but she’s cannonly not physically any stronger than any other person. So I think it’s safe to assume that her stamina is so-so. She is very heavily reliant on her supernatural powers, after all.
T= Toys
Ivy typically doesn’t carry sex toys around with her (I mean, who does?) but when she’s in a committed enough relationship, then yes, she’ll definitely get ahold of some environmentally-safe products to have at one of her safe houses- if that’s what you want, after all.
U= Unfair
Ivy can be a little tease when she wants to be but she’ll never leave you without. She’s very forgiving and will always make sure you finish.
V= Volume
Ivy isn’t insanely loud during the moment, but she’s not deathly silent either. She makes noise but she naturally has a low seductive voice that if you guys ever find yourselves with a roommate- you’ll never have to worry about Ivy being too loud.
W= Wildcard
I don’t believe that Ivy is bisexual. If you want my honest opinion, I think she’s a full-on lesbian. I know that cannonly she has had male partners (like in the old Batman cartoon, she briefly was with Harvey Dent before he became Two-Face- and in the new Harley Quinn cartoon, she dates Kite Man for a while before getting together with Harley), but I have a really hard time seeing her wanting a male partner.
With this being said, if you of you guys want me to write a chapter about Ivy and a male partner- I will do this XD they are fictional characters after all and at the end of the day, their pieces of media that we can all bend and shape into our own image.
X= X-Ray
Ivy’s body type really does change depending on what form of media she appears in but she’s typically a very petite woman with a slim waist, small breasts, and wide hips.
Y= Yearning
She has a fairly low sex drive despite being a very seductive character. She definitely uses her looks to her advantage, but Ivy doesn’t typically think or worry about sex- she enjoys it and won’t turn you down when you offer (unless you’ve interrupted her research or are just being generally annoying), but she won’t usually go out of her way and seek out sex.
Z= Zzz
I suppose this all depends on how long you guys go for. Ivy likes to take things slowly but she doesn’t always have great stamina so going to sleep is a given after sex- but who falls asleep first all depends on your stamina as well.
Catwoman
A= Aftercare
Much like a cat, Selina will seek out affection on her own accord. If she seems aloof and distant after sex, please don’t take it personally. Much like Ivy, she has a hard time connecting with people and she prefers being on her own.
B= Body part
Selina likes everything about her own body, so asking what her favorite part would be a difficult question for her to answer- however, asking her what her favorite feature of yours would be your arms. Especially if you’re more on the muscular side of things. I get the feeling she has a little bit of a thing for muscles. It’s okay if you don’t have much muscle mass, I think she’d still find something attractive about you nonetheless.
C=Cum
Oh, she loves cum. Ask her to lick it up and she’ll do it like a kitten~
D= Dirty secret
Selina has been caught, on more than one occasion, cleaning herself like a cat…. Literally.
E= Experience
It shouldn’t really come as too much of a surprise to know that Selina is pretty experienced. She’s had lots of lovers through the years but none of those relationships (excluding yourself and Bruce Wayne) were all that serious. And even whenever she is in a relationship, she’s a total flirt to everyone.
She may not be around for a long time, but she’s around for a fun time.
F= Favorite position
Doggy style. She’s a big fan of primal positions and it’s the closest sex position (that I’m aware of, at least) that you can get without seriously hurting yourself.
G= Goofy
Goofy is not the word I would describe Selina during sex, though she’s certainly playful enough about things.
H= Hair
Despite her cat obsession, Selina is actually very clean-shaven. Body hair doesn’t bother her, but she finds it uncomfortable so she always keeps her in check.
I= Intimacy
Like I’ve said before, the girl likes to play- but this doesn’t mean that she can’t be meaningful and romantic at the moment.
Much like a cat, she doesn’t let people she doesn’t trust touch her. The gentleness that she carries during sex makes up for the distance that she may put between the two of you afterward.
J= Jackoff
Like most adults, Selina masturbates on a regular basis, though she usually only does it if her lover is into watching that sort of thing.
K= Kink
Umm?? Cosplay and roleplay XD obviously. Oh! And also leather and whips!
L= Location
Always, rooftops and any place that is both outside and secluded from prying eyes are her favorite.
M= Motivation
Selina is a very daring woman- so, surprise her, catch her off guard or simply tease her and she’ll be ready to jump your bones.
N= No
Anything that would either put her or you in serious danger, she doesn’t mind a little pain here and there, but she’s no fool and knows where to draw the line.
O= Oral
She doesn’t mind giving oral but much prefers receiving. Again, like a cat, she wants to be served rather than to serve.
P= Pace
I feel like she’s a lot like Harley in this regard. She’s usually more quick-paced but is willing to slow things down as the relationship between you two drags on.
Q= Quickies
As a criminal in Gotham, Selina doesn’t always have time to “set the mood” so to speak, so this kinda leaves the two of you having to do quickies more often than not.
R= Risk
Yes, absolutely, this woman loves risks- except when they actually put the two of you in danger.
S= Stamina
She is pretty athletic with a sorta acrobatic background- so I would assume she has a lot of stamina, but I suppose this doesn’t matter too much if most of the sex you guys have together are quickies.
T= Toys
Well… she does carry that whip around, but other than that I don’t think she really cares for sex toys.
However, if it were something you were interested in trying, I’m sure she’d be willing to play around with them- but I get the feeling she’d prefer to use them on you rather than herself. Like that whip of her’s for instance.
U= Unfair
She can be pretty cruel at times, don’t underestimate her. If she feels that you’ve been a bat kitty she’ll punish you by not letting you finish- at least not until you offer something in return.
V= Volume
One would expect her to make animal noises or some shit like that but Catwoman is actually fairly quiet. Years of thievery, I suppose.
W= Wildcard
Pass XD I can’t come up with a headcanon I haven’t already mentioned for her.
X= X-Ray
This woman has all the right curves in all the right places. Slim waist, wide hips, full breasts, and butt- if she weren’t a cat burglar, I’d say she should be a swimsuit model.
Y= Yearning
Despite being a total flirt, I think Selina actually was a pretty moderate sex drive. She can go weeks without and be perfectly fine but this can very much go vice-versa.
Z= Zzz
She usually doesn’t stick around too much longer after sex, so you don’t really know this- at least early on in the relationship, it’s like this.
But once things start becoming more serious between you two, you soon discover that she actually falls asleep fairly quickly.
Batgirl
A= Aftercare
Very sweet, super cuddly, and wants to make sure you’re as comfortable as possible.
B= Body part
Babs is usually drawn to have very large owlish eyes so I like to think that she would consider her eyes and lips to be her best features. As for her partner, you’re arms and thighs if you’re more masculine are her favorite, if you’re more on the boney then it’d be your lips if your more on the fat side of things then it’d mostly be just you’re thighs.
C= Cum
Barbara would probably be a little hesitant and embarrassed by the idea of you cumming on her face/body- but once the two of you become more intimate, I’m sure she’ll be open to the idea of getting a bit messy in bed.
D= Dirty secret
This isn’t even a headcanon, it’s a fact that Barbara slept with Bruce Wayne during her time apart from Dick- when, no hate for her, Dick has literally cheated on her- but the fact that she slept with her ex’s adoptive father is kinda…. Yeah probably something she doesn’t want to talk about- and I don’t think Bruce does either.
E= Experience
Besides her on-again/off-again relationship with Dick Grayson (and that one time she slept with Bruce), there’s no mention of her having any other relationships, so I think it’s fair to assume that she has experience but hasn’t had too many lovers.
F= Favorite position
Cannonly in the comics she’s supposed to be the more petite side of things, but despite that, I think she prefers to be on top and in control.
G= Goofy
She’s usually on the more playful fun side of things, but let’s be honest, this girl likes to have angry sex. Oh, what’s that? You did do something to piss her off on the last patrol? Whelp, time to stripe.
H= Hair
It’s sorta hard to say considering she has most of her skin covered a majority of the time- but based on her personality, I suppose she’d be trimmed up down there- and yes, the carpet does match the drapes.
I= Intimacy
Again, I think she’s usually pretty playful even if she likes using sex to relieve stress and frustrations.
J= Jackoff
Masturbation is definitely not a priority for Barbara- but once she starts developing feelings for you, she finds herself lusting for you on her lonely quiet nights.
K= Kink
Besides being a little bit rough every now and then, I think she’s more on the vanilla side of things.
L= Location
Anywhere that’s away from prying eyes, is safe, and dark.
M= Motivation
Sending her some dirty pic’s, being forward with the things to her, and wrapping your arm’s around her hips, etc.
N= No
Threesome, having someone else watch. That sort of thing is a huge turn-off for her. She has nothing against ppl in poly relationships but she definitely isn’t interested in being in one- especially since she’s been cheated on before.
O= Oral
She probably isn’t super experienced in giving oral, but the girl is a fast learner.
P= Pace
Slow and sensual unless she’s frustrated.
Q= Quickie
She’s okay with them. I mean, she’s definitely had them before, but quickies are hardly satisfying so you can fully expect to lose out on sleep after the two of you get off from patrol.
R= Risk
She might not seem like the type, but personally, I think she’d be willing to try taking risks here and there- like sex simipublically- but within reason, of course.
S= Stamina
I mean, you do know who we’re talking about, right? This is fucking Batgirl- she can go all night if she wanted to but I doubt you could keep up with her.
T= Toys
She probably has a vibrator but only uses it when she finds herself single for a long time or going a long period of time without seeing her partner.
She’s probably getting too caught up in the moment to really think about adding toys into the mix.
U= Unfair
She can be a little tease like any other but she’d be very fair and always finishes you off.
V= Volume
I don’t think she’d be crazy loud but I wouldn’t recommend sleeping with her while someone is home, just in case she’s feeling particularly vocal.
W= Wildcard
Barbara is cannonly a goodie-two-shoes type of girl (we still love her tho) so she probably didn’t lose her virginity until she was an adult.
X= X-Ray
In most media, she’s betrayed to be q little on the petite side of things, but you cannot tell me that that girl doesn’t wear a c-cup. She is curvy as all hell even if she doesn’t like to show it.
Y= Yearning
I think she has a pretty moderate sex drive, all things considered, but she is cannonly with Dick and he definitely has a high sex drive so IDK maybe she gets it on more than we think.
Z= Zzz
Despite having a lot of stamina, I can see her passing out fairly quickie afterward. I mean, you gotta think, she’s up all night fighting crime and spends her days at Gotham University studying.