Work Text:
Yesterday 11:17 PM
wooyoung:
ohmygod
OHNMY GFOD YOU GUYS
GHYS OH MY GISH YOU GUYS
are you fucking serious you know i can see who read this right youre not slick
man fuck all of you
Today 7:32 AM
mingi:
good morning💗
yunho:
good mornign guys
wooyoung:
.
yunho:
good morning wooyoung
wooyoung:
are you not going to apologize for ignoring my urgent news text last night
yeosang:
everyone was asleep
wooyoung:
YOUR ASS WAS NOT ASLEEP YEOSANG
anyways
disrespect aside
ur not gonna believe
mingi:
whats so urgent
wooyoung:
last night
i was out minding my own business
and i saw hyungs at a gay bar
yunho:
why were you at the gay bar
mingi:
why were you at the gay bar
JINX
yunho:
omg we are so in sync
yeosang:
why were you at the gay bar wooyoung
wooyoung:
huh?
this isnt about me did you not read the text
KIM HONGJOONG AND PARK SEONGHWA WERE AT A GAY BAR LAST NIGHT
yeosang:
this literally isnt news to anyone
san:
good morning!
wooyoung:
SANIE
OMG
scroll up
san:
ok
oh
who cares LOL
wooyoung:
WDYM WHO CARES
why is nobody shocked
yunho:
hyungs are gay
they went to a gay bar
whats to be shocked about
jongho:
Why were YOU there is the real question
mingi:
hey jongho
jongho:
Heyyyy
wooyoung:
this isnt about me though
its about hyungs
hongjoong:
what about hyungs
wait
wooyoung what were you doing at the gay bar
wooyoung:
IS THAT ALL UOU HAVE TO SAY???
hongjoong:
yes?
seonghwa:
Wooyoung why were you there?
wooyoung:
are neither of you gonna comment on the fact that you went to a gay bar last night
seonghwa:
A gay man can't go to a gay bar anymore?
wooyoung:
HAHA GAYYYYYYY
YOURE GAYYYYYY
GUYS SEONGHWA IS GAYYYY
yeosang:
i am so unamused rn goodbye im getting in the shower
seonghwa:
Can I go first?
yeosang:
bffr if you go first nobody else is gonna get to shower
seonghwa:
Shut up Yesosang
yunho:
yesosang
hongjoong:
im not even gay im pan
wooyoung:
i dont care
san:
wooyoung we have dated off and on for like four years
wooyoung:
ok mr off topic
what does that have to do with anything
san:
? YOU ARE GAY WOOYOUNG
wooyoung:
what the fuck?
thats really fucked up san
seonghwa-hyunggggg sanie called me gay
seonghwa:
Go to hell
wooyoung:
thats where youre headed fruit basket
bruh
i still cant believe this isnt crazy news to you guys like i was so shocked when i walked in there and i saw hyungs staring all gay into each others eyes across the room
mingi:
they do that here
hongjoong:
no we dont
seonghwa:
I do I don't know about you
hongjoong:
>_<
wooyoung:
im gonna hurl
jongho:
Wait wooyoung you went into the bar?
wooyoung:
no i didnt
jongho:
Uh yeah you did
You said you saw them across the room
And you were close enough to see their expressions
wooyoung:
i was taking artistic liberty
yunho:
can you just admit that you were at the gay bar
wooyoung:
I WASNT AT THE GAY BAR
im not gay guys
ive never been to a gay establishment
gay people make me SICK
jongho:
Your mother makes me sick
Sick with desire
wooyoung:
…
jongho:
Haha get it
Desire
And we have a song called desire
wooyoung:
i dont care
mingi:
i giggled
jongho:
Mingi is the only person i like in this group btw
Nobody else understands…
yeosang:
does someone else wanna get in the shower before i let seonghwa-hyung have the bathroom
last call guys
seonghwa:
Who made you bathroom police why are you the deciding factor in when I get to take a shower in the morning
yeosang:
because i take into account everyones average bathroom usage time
and you know damn well youre at the top of the list
seonghwa:
Leave me alone
I don't even take that long in there
yeosang:
are you serious
yunho:
hmm guys i wonder what seonghwa does in the shower that takes him so long
seonghwa:
Can you stop saying that
yunho:
sorry
hongjoong:
im still confused as to why wooyoung is suddenly trying to hide in the closet and say he didnt go to a gay bar
wooyoung its okay to be who you are in here we are not homophobic and we will support you no matter what lgbtq pride fr
wooyoung:
i only mentioned it so everyone would point and laugh at you and hyung
idk why everyone is coming at me YOU ALL JUST HATE ME
none of you would even care if i died…
yunho:
the way not one person said that
wooyoung:
i heard you thinking it…
and hyung i am NOT in the closet im not even gay so how about you go be gay somewhere else i am literally a homophobe
san:
wooyoung cut the shit
wooyoung:
LEAVE ME ALONE
san:
i feel like now is a good time to mention that i saw yeonjun and wooyoung feeling each other up at the gay bar last night
mingi:
what were you doing there
yunho:
what were you doing there
FUCKKKK WE DID IT AGAIN jinx
mingi:
soulmates fr
wooyoung:
SAN YOURE GAY????
san:
read my text again is that all you got from it
wooyoung:
i have selective vision
san:
i give up
yeosang:
wooyoung if you admit youre gay then you get to pick your van seat first for the entire month of january
wooyoung:
swear it
yeosang:
I swear
wooyoung:
okay
maybe im a little bit fruity
yeosang:
AHAH
WE GOT HIM GUYS
yunho:
immediate screenshot
wooyoung:
wait what the heck
THIS WAS A SETUP????
UOU PROMISED
yeosang:
actually i was crossing my fingers behind my back and i used voice to type so
wooyoung:
this is the worst day of my life
yeosang:
ill buy you ice cream after dance practice today
wooyoung:
REALLY
yeosang:
no