Archive of Our Own ^beta

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i wanted to do this for bob in my fanfic Want You, Need You bc my moot did it lol

1. What does your muse first notice when meeting new people?

That they are food. Unless they are a family member or friend that you're close to then they are just food.

2. How social is your muse?

Bob is certainly a loner unless he's near someone he's comfortable with. If he were to go to a party, he'd most likely just not talk to anyone unless he needed food. He's definitely more social around you, though (and a lot more cocky).

3. How is your muse around animals?

He's actually a huge sofie for animals. Mostly dogs, cats, and rats though. He'd most likely maim any other animal.

4. Are they a leader, follower, or neither?

Bob is more of a lone wolf. In prison he never really talked to anyone (because he'd start getting hungry if he did), but when he's with you he's more of a follower.

5. How does your muse cope with stress?

He'd usually bottle it up and keep to himself. When he's around you, you're his top priority, so he's confused whenever you ask about him. If his stress made him angry, however, he'd go out and kill someone.

6. Does your muse have a hard time connecting with others?

Yes. God yes. I mean, this man stalked you for 5 months without talking to you. If that's not introverted, I don't know what is. He also got bullied a lot as a kid, so making friends was never easy.

7. How does your muse react to change? Do they have a hard time adjusting or do they go with the flow?

It depends on the change, but he mostly goes with the flow. When he went to prison, he quickly adapted to the negative behavior. But if he's in a place with nice people, he'll freak out because no one usually treats him like that.

8. Is your muse spiritual?

Bitch, he doesn't even know what that is.

9. Are they trustworthy?

Depends. Would you trust a serial killer and cannibal? I didn't think so.

10. How would they respond to someone betraying their trust?

If it's someone he doesn't know well or care about, you already know what's gonna happen. If it's with you, then he'd try not to lash out and take hia time to understand why you lied.

11. How important is appearance to your muse?

He absolutely does not give a fuck how he looks. Unless it's a special occasion, it doesn't matter as long as he looks menacing enough.

12. Does your muse have scars, stretchmarks, tattoos, or birthmarks?

It's pretty obvious he has scars, mostly from victims that fought back and prison, but he actually also has stretch marks and some tatoos. While I haven't yet mentioned them in Want You, Need You, he actually does have them. One of his tattoos being a tiger on his back.

13. Do they have good posture?

mf looks like the hunchback of notre dame. /j

He was never taught to have good posture, so he usually slouches unless he's with you.

14. What is a talent your muse has?

I would say he could cook his ass off, but he owned a damn restaurant, so that's not surprising. He's actually really good at video games and drawing, because he was really obsessed with it when he was a pre-teen.

15. What is their most prized possession?

You and his devil costume. But mostly you.

16. What is their relationship with their parents like?

His parents were absolute abusive assholes, so he never wants to talk about them.

17. How important is family to them?

"FAMILY IS EVERYTHING". -Dom Toretto

18. Are they compliant to authority or more rebellious?

He's a serial killer. Fuck authority.

19. How do they feel about liars?

He hates liars. More specifically people that lie to you. (He will bring you your exes head on a silver platter, no questions asked.) His parents lied to him a lot so he's used to it, but still hates it.

20 (we almost done yall bear with me). If you were to meet them, would y'all get along?

Kinda??? I'm the type of person that's a rebellious asshole until I go too far and get my ass whupped. BUT I wouldn't mind being Bob's partner in crime. (Although I'd constantly be going to church after)

If y'all wanna know something ab him lemmie know, otherwise thanks for reading!

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A- Aftercare (What they would do after sex)

Bob usually goes crazy while performing, so when both of you finish, he will first fall onto the bed, gasping for air. Then, you get up to go shower, followed by Bob trying to join you to have a second round. You INSTANTLY shut him down, and go take a shower. After showering, Bob will get dressed and go into the kitchen to make you food. If he REALLY doesn't feel like it, he'll order in, but this is RARE. Bob always cooks your favorite, even though you try things that Bob likes. He shuts you down and cooks your favorite anyway. After eating, Bob will get in bed and cuddle you to death (and no, you can't escape).

B- Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and yours)

Bob loves your shoulders and your lips. It's immediately the two first things he'll go for during sex. He never really cared for himself, so he doesn't really have a favorite part for himself.

C- Cum (litterally anything to do with cum)

Bob usually wears a condom during sex, so he does come inside you. If he's not wearing one, then he'll aim for your stomach or anything close to him. He really wants to come at the same time as you, which is why he always hates it when you come first. Unfortunately, it usually turns out that way, with Bob coming shortly after you.

D- Dirty secret (this one is pretty self-explanatory)

Bob would love for you to dominate him. The thought of him doing your every word really gets him going. But he has a hard time getting to say it. He also really likes dominating too, so it's hard to decide what he wants in the moment, especially when you're his focus.

E- Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)

Bob has had sex in his young-adult years before he went insane. He never truly enjoyed them compared to you, and he never really enjoyed it as much. But he has done it before.

F- Favorite position (also self-explanatory)

He really enjoys missionary. Mainly because he can kiss your soft lips and toy with your shoulders. He also likes sitting down while your legs are wrapped around him, slowly moving your hips. He loves it when your walls move while he's in you. It really shows the submissive side of him.

G- Goofy (Are they more serious when they're with you, or are they cracking jokes?)

Bob usually gives you "fun facts" before he puts it in you, but really is never funny. There is an instance, however, where Bob did crack a joke (potential fanfic?).

H- Hair (How well groomed they are, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Bob never really takes care of himself, mainly because he never has time for it. He's usually focusing on escaping the police, murdering, or stalking you, so yes, he's quite hairy. You don't mind, though. You love Bob for Bob.

I- Intimate (How are they in the moment? Are they romantic?)

Bob struggles being romantic during sex. He usually focuses on being sexy and dominate. After the fact, however, he's very romantic.

J- Jack off (A masturbation headcannon)

If you read chapter 2 of Want You, Need You (because you love me and I know you did), you'd know that Bob does have a fantasy about you, but it was too complicated to put into words. Well, I'm going to put it into words!

It was late. You both had just finished killing someone. The corpse was lying across the cold, dark, room. Bob sat down on a chair, when suddenly he noticed a certain look on your face.

You caressed his face. "How about I reward you for that kill," you told him, looking into his eyes. He immediately nodded, to which you responded by nearly ripping his pants off to reveal the bulge in his boxers. You slowly remove them, his member sticking up like a TV antenna. You hold his shaft with your warm, soft hands.

"You ready?" You asked him. He nodded his head in response.

"I need to hear you darling~"

"Y-Yes ma'am, I'm ready."

"Good boy." You began slowly stroking his dick. He jumped in response. He had jacked off before, but your hands were softer than silk, and it felt so different. And so good. You had picked up your pace. You noticed that Bob looked like he was about to come already. You stroked, and stroked, and stroked, making sure every ounce of precum came out before he did. His moans got louder, and more intense. Finally, he came all over you.

And that's where the wet dream ends!

K- Kink (a kink they have)

Bob's really into biting and stroking your shoulder with his knife. While he tries not to hurt you too badly, he loves to drink the blood that trickled down. He thinks it tastes like a drinkable candy bar.

L- Location (their favorite location to do it)

He honestly doesn't care, but has a specific preference for your bedroom.

M- Motivation (what gets them going)

He can cum just because you exist.

N- NO. (things that they would NEVER do, turn offs)

He would never treat you like a whore. He couldn't do that. While he may sometimes be a smug cabrón during sex, he'd never call you any derogatory names if you didn't like it.

O- Oral (Preference on giving, receiving, skill, etc.)

He LOVES giving, but not really receiving. He's the one that's supposed to be in charge of you, not the other way around! He does know what he's doing, and he's great at it. You taste great to him, and when he gives it's easy for him to taste you everywhere he can without eating you.

P- Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

He'll only go rough if you ask him to. If you don't, he'll be sure to feel you, inside and out.

Q- Quickie (Their opinion on quickies)

He doesn't do them often, and he was really never into them anyhow. Unless he's escaping the police and he needs you for good luck, then it doesn't happen.

R- Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc)

He'll try whatever you want him to. Occasionally, he'll go out and buy a toy to try out on you, and if you like it, he'll use it more. If you don't, it's in the trash.

S- Stamina (How long can they last?)

He comes easily, but can go a lot of rounds. Maybe 5-7 on average.

T- Toy (Do they use toys? Do they use them on their partner?)

He'd like to try them out on himself, and he'll try them on you, but it doesn't happen often.

U- Unfair (Do they like to tease?)

He is the most smuggest mf you will ever meet if he's domming. /srs

V- Volume (How loud are they?)

VERY LOUD. You receive tons of noise complaints from your HOA. It's ridiculous.

W- Wild card (Random headcannon)

He really wants to try a vibrating dick-ring. That's all imma say, moving on!

X- X-ray (What's in those pants?)

7-8 inches, 9 when erected. He's girthy, too.

Y- Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

I've already talked about his fantasy with you, you can answer that question yourself.

Z- Zzz (How fast they can fall asleep after)

After showering, he is out COLD. He'll snuggle you and you can't escape the snuggles.