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friartuck
feeling like being chaotic today
may start a discord server for the whole school
irlweddnesdayaddams
Tucker no!
friartuck
tucker yes >:)
ghostboy
tuck that's such a bad idea for so many reasons
friartuck
YOU’VE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN A SERVER
Casper the Friendly High
oops my hand slipped :P
ghostboy
that's such a dumb server name oh my god
irlweddnesdayaddams
What exactly is your plan for this?
What’s the goal here?
friartuck
we can use it as a ghost attack notification system
irlweddnesdayaddams
Tucker there are 19 channels and none of them are for ghost notifications.
friartuck
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
footballstar
Folley what the hell i sthis???
friartuck
its a discord server
i knew you were dim but apparently its worse than i thought lol
footballstar
I know what a discord server is! I ment why did you invite me and half the school
irlweddnesdayaddams
We thought it would be a good idea to have a server for the whole school. It’ll be useful as an alert system for ghost attacks
princessandthep
:O that’s so cool! can you make a channel for ghost boy sitings?
ghostboy
:)
irlweddnesdayaddams
Look what you’ve done Tucker. The server has been up for less than five minutes and Danny and Paulina are both being h*rny on main
princessandthep
ew Danny I don’t mean you, I mean the actual ghost boy
ghostboy
:)
irlweddnesdayaddams
Ugh I hate this already
Btw Tucker there’s still no ghost attack channel
friartuck
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
starfootball
does anyone have the answers for the english test this afternoon?
ghostboy
dash you need to try actually studying sometime
it'll do you a lot of good
irlweddnesdayaddams
Lol that’s rich coming from you Danny
starfootball
im not Dash im Kwan
ghostboy
wait wtf
footballstar
Kwan how many times do i have to tell you to chnge youre name on here
its way to confusing dude
starfootball
but its a good name
youre not the only one who plays football Dash
irlweddnesdayaddams
At this point I’m just glad Star doesn’t also play football
astrologybitch
I’m holding back because I know I would dominate and I don’t want the boys to feel bad about their own comparative lack of skill.
friartuck
star is the funniest person on earth actually
astrologybitch
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ghostboy
anyone want some?
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princessandthep
wtf???
friartuck
danny you cant drink ectoplasm!
remember what happened last time?
princessandthep
wtf????????
ghostboy
hrngh
soup
irlweddnesdayaddams
Idiot
friartuck
you think he’ll learn this time?
irlweddnesdayaddams
Doubtful.
princessandthep
wtf is happening??
irlweddnesdayaddams
Danny has tried drinking ectoplasm on four separate occasions and it never ends well but he keeps doing it anyway.
princessandthep
why does he have ectoplasm in the first place??
friartuck
his parents keep it in their fridge
astrologybitch
Lol new Danny lore just dropped
irlweddnesdayaddams
He’s been quiet for a while. Should we check on him?
It’s been almost ten minutes. He might be dead
ghostboy
i frew up
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astrologybitch
Wow
I’m never gonna recover from this
princessandthep
thats the worst thing ive ever seen
friartuck
we have a whole collection of ‘danny posing in front of a glowing toilet’ selfies
this ones actually not that bad
at least its not attacking you this time
ghostboy
if i drink enough of it i'll become immune
it's like when parents bring their kids to chicken pox parties
exposure therapy or something
gonna have a shot of ectoplasm every night until something good happens
brb i think i'm gonna throw up again
astrologybitch
I have so many questions and I don’t think any of them are gonna be answered
princessandthep
wtfffffffffffffffffffff
irlweddnesdayaddams
does anyone else ever think about how theyre never gonna see space?
like
im never gonna go to space
its not even a possibility for me
ghostboy
you're never gonna see space
i've seen the whole thing
friartuck
sam its 3am
go to bed
irlweddnesdayaddams
shhhhhhhhhhh
i was supposed to go to bed two hours ago
dont tell my mom
ghostboy
lol
irlweddnesdayaddams
my mom just told me to go to bed
which of you meaners told??
who the fudge changed “fudgers” to “meaners”
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE
ghostboy
Tucker I told you to stop doing that
just cause you can hack sam doesn't mean you should
friartuck
maybe itll encourage her to go to bed
shell get her swearing privileges back at 8am
irlweddnesdayaddams
fudge you
FUDGE
friartuck
goodnight sam ;)
irlweddnesdayaddams
im gonna fudging kiss you
wesweston1
Guys, I have proof this time.
Fenton and Phantom are the same person.
irlweddnesdayaddams
Wes you can’t do this on the main channel.
We have a Phantom Phanclub channel for this exact reason.
wesweston1
I’m not a “Phantom Phan”!
This is evidence.
irlweddnesdayaddams
If you don’t move this over to the other channel you’re gonna get kicked from the server.
wesweston1
Never.
I will not be censored.
wesweston1
Guys, I have proof this time.
Fenton and Phantom are the same person.
ghostboy
welcome to the phantom phanclub wes
wesweston1
Shush, creature.
I know what you are.
ghostboy
say it
out loud
wesweston1
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ghostboy
awwwwww we had such a good roleplay going
friartuck
danny you said youve never seen twilight
ghostboy
…
no comment
friartuck
youve been lying to me this whole time???
i thought we were friends
ghostboy
i watched sam bully you for ages for liking twilight
how could i possibly tell anyone that i'd seen it when i knew what would happen if i did?
wesweston1
Everyone is ignoring my damning evidence!
ghostboy
that’s just a picture of me doing parkour
wesweston1
You’re ten feet in the air!
ghostboy
i’m really good at parkour
wesweston1
I’ve never seen you do parkour.
ghostboy
clearly you have cause you’ve got a photo of it
and anyway how does this prove i’m phantom?
wesweston1
You are hovering midair and holding the same thermos Phantom uses to capture ghosts.
ghostboy
wes
wes
are you being for real right now?
zoom in on that thermos
what do you notice?
wesweston1
What should I supposedly be noticing?
ghostboy
you see that logo on there?
what does it say?
wesweston1
Fentonworks.
ghostboy
sure does
you know what my parents do right?
they’re ghost hunters
they designed that thermos
Fentonworks
it should be no surprise that i have one
wesweston1
Then why does Phantom have one?
He’s a ghost. Why does a ghost have a tool created to hunt ghosts?
ghostboy
he stole it
wasn’t even hard. my dad practically handed it to him
my parents are still pissed about it
you have any other proof?
wesweston1
Not right now.
ghostboy
thought so
wesweston1
But I will have more proof soon!
You’ll slip up eventually.
I just have to be in the right place at the right time.
I will take you down once and for all.
ghostboy
anyone else notice how often wes monologues like a supervillain?
friartuck
if he ever gets superpowers he’ll be a great new bad guy for you to battle
sorry i mean for phantom to battle
wesweston1
>:(
astrologybitch
OMG!!!!!!!!!
Guys
I just met the Red Huntress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
princessandthep
:o
OMG!!
was she cool???
astrologybitch
She was so cool!!!!!
Ok so I was walking home and all of a sudden this ghost appears out of nowhere
TRIES TO KIDNAP ME
princessandthep
OMG
astrologybitch
Right????
Anyway, I’m like forty feet in the air
This ghost is carrying me in the direction I just came from
Like
I did all that walking for nothing
I’m gonna have to walk all the way back again which is not how I want to spend my evening
princessandthep
so rude
astrologybitch
So I’m struggling but I’m also way up high and I don’t want to fall cuz I’ll die
I didn’t even know what to do
But then
Red Huntress shows up
princessandthep
EEEEEEEEEEEE
astrologybitch
She blasts the ghost with her guns or whatever
Suddenly I’m falling
Think I’m gonna splat on the ground and die
But then right before I hit the ground she swoops down and grabs me
princessandthep
:ooooooo
astrologybitch
I legit thought I was gonna die!!
So we were hovering in the air on her surfboard thing (so cool omg!!!)
She says “I would say I’m falling for you but it looks like you beat me to it”
RED HUNTRESS FLIRTED WITH MEEEEEEEE
princessandthep
OMG
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
astrologybitch
So at this point I’m freaking out
Blushing super hard
My heart is racing because I just fell thirty feet
(and also because my hero just flirted with me for real!!!)
She ends up flying me home!
princessandthep
you got to ride on her hoverboard????
Star that’s so cool!!!!!!!!!
I’m still hoping phantom will save me like that one day
I want to be his damsel in distress
astrologybitch
It could happen!
Frfr
I’m still blushing and it happened like twenty minutes ago
princessandthep
bitch you waited 20 minutes to tell me???
astrologybitch
IM SORRY
I’ve been running on pure adrenaline for the past half hour!!!!
princessandthep
…
fine
you get one free pass
but if you hold onto information like that again I’m revoking your status as ‘best friend’
astrologybitch
Lol thats fair
Deal
irlweddnesdayaddams
Ghost sighting at Amity Park Mall. Ghost identity unknown, but appears dangerous.
astrologybitch
How is this the first ghost warning we’ve had since starting the server
The server has been up for multiple weeks and there have definitely been at least a few attacks
irlweddnesdayaddams
Yeah it’s because everyone expects someone else to post the warning.
Bystander effect.
footballstar
youre the one in charge of the server
we all thougt you guys would post about ghosts
irlweddnesdayaddams
You can’t expect me, Tucker, and Danny to know about every single ghost attack that goes on in the city.
The whole point of this was so anyone could send a notification about a ghost attack.
footballstar
but yuo guys are always their
well not Fenton but you and Foley are around for a lot of ghost attacks
princessandthep
wait I've never thought about it before but
why isn't Danny ever around for ghost attacks??
his parents are ghost hunters, shouldn’t he be one of the ones fighting all the ghosts?
friartuck
hes scared of ghosts
footballstar
fenton is scared of ghosts???
princessandthep
but his parents are ghost hunters
friartuck
ironic right?
gamemastermikey
He’s always running away from ghost fights but he never looks scared around them.
He also has a Fenton thermos on him quite frequently.
Are you sure he isn’t trying to hunt ghosts in secret?
friartuck
nah ive seen him around ghosts before
hes not exactly the bravest guy ive ever met
i know him well enough that i can confidently say he isnt hunting ghosts in secret
gamemastermikey
Why isn’t he responding to these messages, then?
He’s always online.
Are you sure he isn’t dealing with the ghost that’s at the mall right now?
friartuck
ibs
footballstar
???
friartuck
dudes got the shits
princessandthep
that’s disgusting!
astrologybitch
Tmi tmi tmi!1!
footballstar
thats so frickin gross dude
starfootball
does anyone know if Phantom has a phone?
friartuck
???
what??
i think i just got whiplash from that sudden change of topic
footballstar
kwan i dout anyone has phantoms number
why?
you intrested? XD
starfootball
no I thought maybe we could add him to the server and he could send ghost warnings
princessandthep
:o
that’s such a good idea!
he knows where all the ghost fights are! he could warn everyone!!
irlweddnesdayaddams
Wouldn’t he be busy actually fighting the ghosts?
I don’t know if he would have time to send a warning before the fight got serious…
princessandthep
scared to let us talk to your boyfriend???
I can’t blame you. I am pretty desirable
he would leave you for me in a heartbeat
irlweddnesdayaddams
He’s not my boyfriend!
@ghostboy back me up! Adding Phantom to the chat wouldn’t help.
friartuck
i think its a great idea
irlweddnesdayaddams
Tucker stay out of this!
A shit disturber is what you are
ghostboy
we could at least talk to him
maybe he’ll like the idea
irlweddnesdayaddams
Danny!
princessandthep
yayayayayay!!!
starfootball
yes!
irlweddnesdayaddams
Oh my god I’m gonna kill both of you.
friartuck
@everyone we’ll see if phantom is up for it ;)
wesweston1
@everyone I have more proof that Fenton and Phantom are one and the same.
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irlweddnesdayaddams
Hey, you put it in the Phantom Phanclub chat right off the bat this time!
We’re all so proud of you
ghostboy
what am i supposed to be looking at here?
wesweston1
Hush, demon!
I think it’s quite obvious what is being depicted here.
ghostboy
can you at least give me a hint?
wesweston1
Fine. I will explain.
Because this time I know I’m right!
You can’t prove this one wrong.
ghostboy
please enlighten me
wesweston1
I think it is plainly clear in this image that Fenton’s eyes are glowing a vibrant shade of green, like a ghost.
And he cannot explain it away as a camera flash or a trick of the light. Camera flashes cause eyes to have a red glow, not green, and there are no green lights in the area.
ghostboy
i don't think so
wes do you know what colour my eyes are?
wesweston1
They are green in the photo.
ghostboy
no i mean normally
wesweston1
I can’t recall off the top of my head.
ghostboy
they're blue
i get it from my dad
wesweston1
Okay, but how does that explain the glowing green in the photo?
Your explanation seems weak so far.
ghostboy
i’m getting there
jeez
ok so do you notice anything about the lighting in the photo?
wesweston1
Nothing of note.
ghostboy
this was taken in a school classroom with no windows
there is no natural lighting here
the overhead lights give off a very yellow light because the school is too cheap to switch from incandescent bulbs to led
wesweston1
And?
I fail to see how this explains anything.
ghostboy
wes i don’t know if you passed kindergarten
but there’s a crucial thing about colour theory that i learned there
colours can mix together to create other colours
it’s crazy but get this
blue + yellow = green
nuts right?
the yellow lighting makes my blue eyes appear green
footballstar
wow wes kindergarden much?
astrologybitch
Yeah Wes do you even know how purple is made? lol
irlweddnesdayaddams
Let us know when you have more damning evidence Wes
wesweston1
…
Fine.
amazingjay
@kelseymewmew we still meeting at the library tonight?
kelseymewmew
yup!
do you mind if @mandapanda joins?
she needs to study too
amazingjay
The more the merrier lol
Does she understand how the quadratic equation works? Cause I’m convinced I’m gonna fail this test
kelseymewmew
i really hope so cause otherwise we may both be screwed lol
friartuck
i fully forgot there are other people on this server even though i made it with the express intent of having everyone from the school on here
anyway good luck with your test lol
ghostboy
@everyone @wesweston1 please look at this right now
ghostboy uploaded a video.
wesweston1
You know I’m included in the “everyone” tag, right? You didn’t need to tag me separately.
ghostboy
yeah but then you know that it’s specifically for you, as well as everyone else
just watch the video
wesweston1
And what is this supposed to prove?
ghostboy
it’s a video of me doing parkour!
you didn’t believe me when i said i do parkour
well boom here’s your proof
starfootball
dang Fenton you’re really good!
footballstar
ya wow im actully impressed
wesweston1
Too good.
Nobody has ever seen Fenton do parkour before.
Or any other physical activity outside of gym class for that matter.
Is it not suspicious to anyone else that he is suddenly performing parkour as if he’s done it his whole life?
Especially since he always seems to struggle so much in gym class.
ghostboy
ok stalker
how do you know i don’t do any physical activities?
i just do parkour in secret
wesweston1
Then why do you pretend to have trouble in gym?
ghostboy
keeps me humble
don’t want to get too full of myself
the school doesn’t have room for another dash
footballstar
cheap shot Fenton
ghostboy
anyway good luck wes
hope you find something that actually proves it eventually
i believe in you buddy
wesweston1
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That’s me flipping you off.
ghostboy
ghostboy uploaded a video.
i might have to start a whole youtube channel dedicated to my parkour
princessandthep
why do I suddenly have a weird crush on Fenton?
ghostboy
rude but ok
starfootball
duuuuuuuuude that’s amazing!!!
wesweston1
Fenton, this is ridiculous!
ghostboy
what’s up wes?
wesweston1
You know exactly what’s up!
There are multiple moments in this video when you are in the air far longer than physically possible.
How do you explain away actual video evidence of you floating like a ghost?
ghostboy
i found a life hack where if i twist my body to the left while pulling out my phone at the same time it makes life glitch and allows me to stay in the air a little longer than normal
wesweston1
You expect anyone to believe you can make life glitch like a video game?
starfootball
omg you gotta teach me!
wesweston1
You are all so exhausting.
footballstar
@jazzercise yuo free this weekend? ;)
jazzercise
I’m a little busy but I might be able to squeeze you in. Do you need help studying?
footballstar
i was thnking something a little more intimmet ;)
ghostboy
dash are you hitting on my sister in a public discord?
jazzercise
Dash, I’m flattered but I’m not interested in dating you.
You’ve asked me out approximately twelve times in the last three years and my answer has been the same every time. I don’t know why you expected it to go differently this time.
footballstar
are you seriusly rejecting me in front of teh whole school?
your humiliating me in front of all are friends and peers
1 date can’t possibly be that awful
jazzercise
This is only a public rejection because it was a public proposition. I am not obligated to give anyone a chance, despite what you may believe. Any humiliation you may claim to be experiencing because of this rejection is entirely on you, since you’re the one who chose to ask me out in such an embarrassing and public way.
Moreover, one date may not seem like much to you, but it sets a precedent for future dates, whether with you or others. If I give in and give you a chance even though I don’t want to, then I will feel more of a social and internal pressure to give more guys a chance in the future. Instead of only going out with people who will make me happy, I will be wasting more of my own time going out on dates with men with whom I see no future, simply because society believes I owe men “just one date”.
If I may ask a question, how would you feel if a girl kept asking you out over and over again despite countless rejections? I imagine you would think of her as desperate, or not able to take a hint. It’s no different when a man does the same to a woman. It isn’t attractive to be asked out over and over by the same guy. It makes you seem desperate, uninteresting, and generally unappealing.
There are two people in every relationship, Dash. You can’t expect whatever woman you end up dating to bend to your every whim. Try being a good person instead of waiting for the will of whatever girl you’re pursuing to break. I think you’ll find a lot more success that way.
astrologybitch
THANK YOU
irlweddnesdayaddams
*slow clap*
ghostboy
never mind this is the best thing that’s ever happened
we can shut down the whole server now. it’ll never get any better than this
that was like a public execution
ghostboy
hey everyone i have some really important news to share
i’ve been hiding a secret from everyone for quite some time and
i think it’s time i finally reveal myself for who i really am
this video will explain everything
astrologybitch
O.O
That sounds ominous
wesweston1
Is it finally happening?
Is this finally my vindication?
Oh fuck you, Fenton!
ghostboy
lol get coconut malled loser
wesweston1
I need everyone’s attention once again.
friartuck
good lord wes just give it up dude
danny has managed to debunk every piece of evidence youve found
find a different hobby
wesweston1
This is not about Fenton.
irlweddnesdayaddams
Oh damn
Colour me curious
wesweston1
I have a new theory:
Valerie Gray is the Red Huntress.
I don’t have any definitive evidence yet, but I will have some in the near future. I’ve only just begun investigating.
friartuck
what makes you think shes the huntress?
wesweston1
I’ve never seen them in the same place at the same time.
Their voices sound very similar.
Valerie and Red both have a well-known hatred of ghosts.
Much like Fenton, Valerie also runs off anytime a ghost is nearby.
graysanatomy
That’s completely ridiculous.
I don’t have the time to train as a ghost hunter.
The Red Huntress is extremely skilled and has a wealth of high-tech equipment.
She has clearly dedicated many years to practicing and perfecting her art. I don’t have the time or energy to do what she does on a regular basis.
wesweston1
I don’t buy it.
@ghostboy @graysanatomy I’m watching the both of you.
Very closely.
ghostboy
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irlweddnesdayaddams
Danny what happened??
Why are you covered in burn marks???
ghostboy
fire
friartuck
lol no shit sherlock
ghostboy
fuck you watson
friartuck
why were you on fire?
ghostboy
tried to make lunch
the worst part is i ruined my ramen
irlweddnesdayaddams
How the hell did you set ramen on fire????
ghostboy
put it in the microwave but forgot to add water first
classic mistake
jazzercise
Danny, I asked you if you wanted me to make lunch today!
ghostboy
i didn’t think i would end up on fire if you didn’t cook
normally you’re the one setting the kitchen on fire
irlweddnesdayaddams
Danny why is your first thought every time something bad happens to take a selfie
ghostboy
i’m a fun-loving, quirky little ecto-boy
obviously
:P
ghostboyalso
Hi everyone! I was told I should join this group as a way to contribute to community safety. When possible, I will send out ghost attack alerts when a hostile ghost is spotted.
irlweddnesdayaddams
I would like everyone to note that others are also allowed to send out ghost alerts!
Phantom will not always be able to warn everyone before a ghost attack begins. Having him here is simply an extra precaution.
ghostboyalso
Exactly what she said. I’m just here to help keep everyone safe. I can’t always be the only line of defense.
princessandthep
OMG!!!
Phantom I’m your biggest fan!!!
footballstar
no way!
the geeks got phantom? this cantb e real
friartuck
weve got connections. what can i say
graysanatomy
Why would you add a ghost to the “ghost notification” server??? That defeats the whole purpose.
He has shown time and time again that he can and will act with malice. Am I the only one who remembers when he attacked the mayor? Or how he ruined my life? Or when he and a bunch of his ghost buddies robbed stores and banks across the city?
There has to be a reason why the Red Huntress hates him. I trust her way more than I trust him.
ghostboyalso
I told you, those were extenuating circumstances.
irlweddnesdayaddams
If you can get in contact with Red we can totally add her to the server too.
graysanatomy
…
I could see if she would be interested.
astrologybitch
This is the best day of my life!!! We got Phantom and now we might get the Red Huntress???
I could die fr
irlweddnesdayaddams
This is just about town safety. Phantom (and potentially Red) are here as an extra precautionary measure. They are not here for entertainment.
ghostboyalso
If anyone has any questions, shoot.
irlweddnesdayaddams
I literally just said you’re not here for entertainment
ghostboyalso
Oops
Anyway, questions? Comments? Concerns?
graysanatomy
Oh yeah. Big time.
ghostboyalso
Ok, maybe someone else can ask a question?
wesweston1
Why is your username so incredibly similar to Fenton’s?
It seems to me like Fenton was simply too lazy to come up with another username, so instead he made a duplicate and added “also” at the end.
ghostboyalso
Thought this would be a more positive reception tbh…
Our usernames being similar is purely coincidental.
Next question!
princessandthep
are you single? <3
ghostboyalso
That’s classified, ma’am. ;)
Jk, I’m not looking for a relationship at this time.
wesweston1
Ha! More evidence that Fenton and Phantom are the same person!
Fenton just began dating Theo! Of course Phantom doesn’t want a relationship. He just entered one as his alter-ego.
astrologybitch
Who’s Theo?
wesweston1
The boy who works at that weird coffee shop downtown.
He goes to Eastview.
princessandthep
DANNY OMG
You didnt tell me you were a yaoi!!!!!!!
astrologybitch
That’s so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can totally picture them together
ghostboy
didn’t think i’d have to be discussing this in front of the whole school but
yeah i just started dating theo
@princessandthep i don’t think that’s how you use the word yaoi
also it’s weird to call real peoples’ relationships yaoi
footballstar
Fentons gay???
friartuck
lol that sounds like a clickbait youtube video
Fentons gay?????? (GONE WRONG! GONE SEXUAL! SO MUCH CRINGE!)
ghostboy
thanks tuck
starfootball
wait how can he be gay? he’s dated girls in the past
ghostboy
kwan you ignorant slut
anyway i don’t want to get into it so can we please return to asking phantom questions?
irlweddnesdayaddams
This conversation has gone in so many different directions, none of which I could have possibly predicted
footballstar
@ghostboyalso how old are you?
ghostboyalso
14
footballstar
how long hav eyou been 14?
ghostboyalso
Was that on purpose?
footballstar
was what on purpose
ghostboyalso
The Twilight reference.
princessandthep
Phantom you know Twilight???
OMG MARRY ME
wesweston1
Suspicious that Phantom knows Twilight, considering Fenton revealed only recently that he is also a fan of the franchise.
ghostboyalso
Wes.
Are you telling me.
Right here, right now
That it is more believable that one of your classmates is both alive and dead
Than that multiple people can be fans of the same extremely popular series?
irlweddnesdayaddams
I think that’s enough of that for today
If everyone could kindly log off for the rest of the evening, maybe we can try again tomorrow.
irlweddnesdayaddams
@ghostboy Tucker and I need you to come over to my place immediately
It’s urgent. There’s a hunter here skulking about. Bring soup
ghostboy
got it
i am slurpin up what you’re pissin down
irlweddnesdayaddams
Danny why are you like this
ghostboy
i know
i’m sorry
anyway i’ll be right over with a container for soup ;)
footballstar
Phantom how did you die??
princessandthep
Dash you can’t just ask a ghost how he died
that’s like super against ghost etiquette I think
ghostboyalso
No it’s fine.
I fell off a cliff.
Well, fell is the wrong word.
I was pushed off a cliff.
princessandthep
:o
do you remember who did it???
ghostboyalso
Yup.
It’s someone you’d never expect.
footballstar
who???
princessandthep
omg who did it?????????
Phantom?
footballstar
is he still here?
princessandthep
if I don’t get to find out who killed Phantom all because of a stupid ghost attack I’m gonna kill someone
omg it says he’s not online anymore
I’m about to die for real
astrologybitch
@ghostboy You still free to meet me at 4 to work on our chem project?
ghostboyalso
can we push it to like 4:30?
lancer has really been on my ass lately about going in for extra help after school so he’s gonna be holding me hostage until like 4:15
astrologybitch
O-O
ex-fucking-scuse me?
ghostboyalso
shit
i mean it’s
fuck
princessandthep
why tf is Danny responding thru Phantom’s account???????
wesweston1
I knew he would slip up eventually.
It was only a matter of time.
ghostboyalso
this is not a slipup
it’s
phantom and i accidentally swapped phones
astrologybitch
wft how?????
wesweston1
Aren’t you supposed to be afraid of ghosts? Why were you so close to Phantom that you would be able to swap phones?
Face it, Fenton. You can’t explain this away.
ghostboyalso
we swapped phones because
we
were
making out
phantom and i were making out earlier today
at lunch
and when he left he accidentally took my phone instead of his
we were in a rush because we didn’t want to get caught
it happens
wesweston1
It most certainly does not happen.
princessandthep
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what was he like??????
was he a good kisser????????????
I need all the details omg!!!
ghostboyalso
yeah he was a great kisser
best kiss i’ve ever had
astrologybitch
Danny what happened to Theo?
Did you guys break up :’(
ghostboyalso
no!
theo
watched
he said it would be super hot to see his boyfriend making out with the town hero
so yeah
that’s what happened
footballstar
daaaaaaaaaaaaam Fentons got game
ghostboyalso
yup
thanks dash
that makes me feel good about myself
anyway i’m gonna go for now
see if i can track down phantom and swap phones
ghostboyalso
Sorry about that, everyone! Danny and I have returned each other’s phones.
astrologybitch
Did anyone else see Red Huntress’s fight with that techie ghost just now???
gamemastermikey
Yes!
She’s so cool
astrologybitch
Right????
It was so awesome when she snuck up on him and blasted him from behind
She’s my Woman Crush Wednesday XD
princessandthep
Star she’s your Woman Crush Everyday
don’t lie, if you knew who she was irl you would be all over herrrrrrrrr lol
astrologybitch
Oh shush
I doubt that’ll ever happen so let me play pretend here lol
Anyway her fight was so badass
gamemastermikey
Don’t worry, Star. You’re not the only one with a crush on Red hahaha
princessandthep
you guys gotta keep in touch with Wes
I bet with three of you working together you could figure her out in no time
astrologybitch
Lol as if!
Wes wishes he could have us on his team
redhuntress
Valerie told me Phantom was added to this group and she voiced some concerns. I’ve now been added as well, as an added precaution in case he tries anything.
astrologybitch
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I can finally die happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ghostboyalso
Hey Red.
How’re you doing?
redhuntress
You’re lucky I’m not tracking your location and hunting you down right at this very moment.
Tread lightly, ghost.
ghostboyalso
Oh, I’m blushing.
Don’t speak sweet nothings to me if you have no intention of this going somewhere <3
redhuntress
@astrologybitch I’m happy to be here. There’s nothing I want more than to make sure everyone in this town remains safe.
I will do my best to warn everyone anytime a ghost is present in Amity Park.
redhuntress
Ghost spotted in the industrial park in the north end. Please steer clear.
gamemastermikey
@ghostboyalso I don’t know if you’ve already answered this but how did you die?
ghostboyalso
Good question.
I was eaten by a whale.
Like Jonah except I died.
gamemastermikey
Whoa, that’s crazy!
princessandthep
but Phantom you said before that you fell off a cliff
??????
Did he disappear again?????????
omfg he’s offline again
redhuntress
Ghost spotted at Eastview High. Please steer clear.
wesweston1
@everyone I have undeniable proof that Valerie Gray is the Red Huntress.
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irlweddnesdayaddams
Okay that actually has the potential to be pretty damning
starfootball
wait the pic isn’t loading for me. what is it?
irlweddnesdayaddams
It’s a picture of Valerie is the Red Huntress suit, minus the helmet
She’s standing in an alley, kinda hiding behind some dumpsters
starfootball
O_O
graysanatomy
I cosplay.
irlweddnesdayaddams
Oh?
graysanatomy
Yeah, I cosplay a lot. The Red Huntress is a feminist icon and I really look up to her, so I decided to put together a cosplay.
I’ll take it as a compliment that @wesweston1 thought I was the real deal.
ghostboy
@graysanatomy welcome to my world lol
wesweston1
I hate every single one of you. This is obviously undeniable proof.
Why does the cosplay excuse win every time?
>:(
fishpuns
Phantom, how did you die????
ghostboyalso
Snakes.
jasonjason
like
snake venom?
ghostboyalso
Nope, just regular snakes.
noobpwner2000
Ohhhhhhhhh like boa constrictor type snakes? The kind that squeezes things to death?
ghostboyalso
Nah, just regular ol’ snakes.
princessandthep
how did you die from regular snakes??
why does he always sign off when people ask him how he died????
I just want to know what killed the hottest guy in Amity
;-;
ghostboyalso
There’s a ghost at Casper High. Those of you still in class, please take cover until you get an announcement that the threat has been neutralised.
footballstar
Fenton wat the hell
friartuck
what happened
princessandthep
omg Falluca’s face was priceless
friartuck
what happened???
princessandthep
Falluca is having us do some sort of assignment where we try using gieggar counters
irlweddnesdayaddams
*Geiger
princessandthep
whatever
he was doing a demonstration with it in front of the class
holding the gieger counter up to different things and seeing if they set it off
lowkey I’ve never heard of uranium glass before but apparently you can buy bowls and stuff that are radioactive!!
astrologybitch
O.O
princessandthep
anyway he passed the thing around and it went off near Fenton lol
I think Falluca almost passed out
footballstar
Fenton howd you set it off????
irlweddnesdayaddams
@wesweston1 Why don’t you have any input on this?
wesweston1
I’m sure Fenton will have some shitty excuse that everyone believes. I’m not even going to bother trying.
ghostboy
you’re right, i do
my parents keep a lot of radioactive and otherwise harmful materials in our house
i mean they even keep samples in the fridge next to our food
prolonged exposure was bound to cause some issues
also yeah falluca’s face was hilarious
wesweston1
See?
Why even bother trying.
The Golden Trio
irlweddnesdayaddams
Danny I think you might want to go easy on Wes
He seems pretty down. He isn’t even trying to prove you’re Phantom anymore
friartuck
come on sam he had it coming
hes been all creepy stalker for like a year and a half
its not dannys fault the dude keeps getting his theories shot down
ghostboy
no sam is right
friartuck
for real???
irlweddnesdayaddams
Oh that’s a pleasant surprise
I don’t get to hear that very often
ghostboy
for once i’ll concede that sam is totally right
don’t let it go to your head!
anyway don’t worry. i’ve got a way to lift his spirits
he should be feeling better by the end of the month
phantominaflowercrownuwu
I would just like @everyone to know that I kin Phantom. I can recall memories from when I was him in a past life. I know he has anxiety about ghost fights and he’s in love with the Red Huntress (it was kind of an enemies to lovers scenario). No doubles! I’m looking for my Red :)
irlweddnesdayaddams
So like
Do you remember when he was alive, or is it just now that he’s a ghost?
friartuck
if hes a ghost doesnt that mean his spirit hasnt moved on to its next life yet? how can you kin someone whos still around?
littleredhuntress
I kin Red Huntress! I was from an alternate universe where Phantom wasn’t a ghost and we were vampire hunters together. DM me!
princessandthep
what does kin mean?
thatcozygamer
@ghostboyalso I know you’ve been asked this before but you give a different answer every time. How did you die?
We’re all curious what the real cause of death was now
ghostboyalso
Had 200 million volts of electricity pumped into my body all at once.
thatcozygamer
O.O
princessandthep
were you struck by lightning?????
what happened???
stop signing off when I ask questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
redhuntress
Ghost spotted on Maple Street N. I’m on my way now.
ghostboyalso
Ghost on Maple St
Damn it
How did you send the warning faster and also type more? We pulled out our phones at the same time
redhuntress
Looks like I’m just the better ghost hunter. ;)
karmaismyboyfriend
Mosswillow stretches as she wakes, emerging from her nest to watch the moonrise. She groomed her paw softly as she awaited her friends, the moonlight highlighting the stripes that lined her back and trailed up her tail.
scrappydont
Splashwhisper approaches Mosswillow, striding gracefully past the edge of a fallen tree knocked down by the storm one sunrise ago. She sits quietly next to Mosswillow.
karmaismyboyfriend
“We will need to rebuild.” Mosswillow says, looking up at the moon. She lost her mate in the storm, and they still hadn’t found him, dead or alive. She still held out hope that they would find him, but the only place they had yet to check was the twolegplace nearby. She knew the clan would never allow her to go. If her mate was to return, it would be entirely up to him.
scrappydont
“Some of the clan have already begun rebuilding. Most are still trying to recover.” Splashwhisper licked Mosswillow’s ear gently. “I’m very sorry your mate has still not returned. We are all hoping he will come back.”
friartuck
lmao do you want me to set up a separate channel for warrior cats roleplay?
that way nobody else has to look at this
irlweddnesdayaddams
Spiderfoot stands, wincing as he feels the burning pain in his paw. Broken. Of course. He looked around, trying to get his bearings, but didn’t recognize where he was. What he did know for sure was that he was in twolegplace, and he needed to get out before it was too late. He must have been dragged off by the storm, his paw broken in the fuss. He started running the best he could with his injured paw, stumbling occasionally as he sprinted clumsily along the hard ground. He ducked and weaved around and through the feet of any twolegs who crossed his path, hoping with incredible desperation that he was going in the right direction. Above all else, he was determined to get back to the clan and reunite with his mate.
Oh shit
Hey Tuck
(Act natural guys)
friartuck
um
ok
you know what
im just gonna go
carry on
princessandthep
Phantom how did you die???
I need to know! ;-;
ghostboyalso
Carwash incident.
Whole big thing.
Funeral was at a 7/11 in Jersey.
princessandthep
Phantom I love you but I can’t keep living like this
ghostboyalso
I know a carwash that could solve your problem.
princessandthep
UGGGGHHHHHH
mimikyuwu
@klancearmstrong You seem like you were really into Dave Strider in like 2016
klancearmstrong
That’s the most insane assumption someone has ever made about me
ghostboy
Reading comprehension questions:
1. What does mimikyuwu’s comment imply about klancearmstrong?
2. Does klancearmstrong’s response imply that they did or did not like Dave Strider in 2016?
3. CYBERBULLYING CHECK ✔: What would you do if you received this message?
redhuntress
Ghost spotted near Al’s Groceries. Those already inside, please do your best to stay away from the ghost.
ghostboyalso
Dang it, you were faster again…
I am determined to beat you at this.
redhuntress
I wish you luck ;)
ghostboyalso
GHOST
AT
THE
redhuntress
Ghost spotted at City Hall. Phantom and I are both en route.
ghostboyalso
MAYORS
OFFICE
Damn it!
I was really hoping one word at a time would help
redhuntress
Watch your language, Phantom.
ghostboyalso
How are you so good at this????
Anyway, everyone stay away from City Hall for a bit.
irlweddnesdayaddams
Alright everyone time to find your government assigned gender.
No rerolls!
I’m the Siege of Detroit
friartuck
List of Health Ministers of Senegal
quite the gender
princessandthep
ohhhhh i got the Charing Cross Bridge painting series by Monet!
so pretty :DDDDD
footballstar
wft i got Þorvaldsdóttir
what even does that mean
irlweddnesdayaddams
it says it’s an Icelandic name
footballstar
how can a name be a gender???
irlweddnesdayaddams
I don’t know Dash. You tell me. It’s your gender, not mine
astrologybitch
Ewwwwwwwwwww I got Borat Subsequent Moviefilm what even is that????
graysanatomy
I got Beatriz Martinez, a Spanish sport shooter.
Never heard of her but that’s pretty cool.
ghostboy
i got deadman from dc comics
a little on the nose i think lol
starfootball
I got oil megaprojects (2020)
ghostboy
wtf???
that’s rough buddy
wesweston1
Unilateralism.
This is so dumb. The concept of unilateralism can’t define my gender.
irlweddnesdayaddams
It’s just for fun Wes
I think unilateralism works well for you lol
Anyway congrats on the new genders everyone!
ghostboyalso
Skulker is at the mall!
redhuntress
Ghost spotted at Amity Park mall.
ghostboyalso
Omg!
I’ve done it!
redhuntress
Yeah, don’t get too cocky, ghost. I’ve beaten you every other time.
ghostboyalso
That doesn’t matter.
What does matter is I beat Red!
redhuntress
That’s great.
Now could you put away your phone and help me????
I’m getting pummelled over here!
ghostboyalso
Oh yeah, I forgot about that part of the job
Be right there!
The Golden Trio
irlweddnesdayaddams
@ghostboy What did you mean the other day when you said Wes would be in a better mood soon??
friartuck
yeah dude im so confused
ghostboy
big thing coming soon
i promise
Ghost Hunters Supreme
ghostboyalso
You gonna do it?
redhuntress
Yeah.
I think it’s time.
ghostboyalso
Nobody is gonna be mad at you, jsyk.
redhuntress
I know.
It’s nerve-wracking all the same.
See you on the other side.
redhuntress
@everyone You’ve all been so kind to me since I joined this server. I really appreciate that everyone (for the most part) respected my privacy and didn’t theorize about my private life. I’ve been fighting ghosts for a little over three years now, and I feel like I’ve learned a lot about our world, spectral entities, and, above all, myself. I’ve grown a lot as a person since my career as a ghost hunter began, and I owe that in large part to the citizens of Amity Park. My goal has always been to ensure the citizens of Amity Park are safe, but you have all given me a lot of insights, however small, into my own life as well. For all you have given me, I think it’s time to finally give back. You all deserve to know who has been watching over you all these years.
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irlweddnesdayaddams
Holy shit
friartuck
damn!!!
that took some guts to do
astrologybitch
O
M
G
Valerie you’re Red Huntress?????????????????????????
This is so crazy!!!!!!!!!!!
footballstar
whoa this is insane!
Vals been the huntres all this time??
starfootball
is this real? this can’t be real
Valerie that’s so cool!
wesweston1
I was right
I was right!
I told you all!!!!!!!!!!
I had proof! You all ignored me but my damning evidence was actually damning!
irlweddnesdayaddams
You were right after all Wes
Congrats buddy
redhuntress
Yup.
Took everything in me not to freak out when you posted that picture.
irlweddnesdayaddams
How’s it feel now that everyone knows, Val?
redhuntress
Tbh pretty freeing.
Glad I don’t have to hide anything anymore.
I’m sure news coverage will have a slightly different angle but at least I know everyone here is accepting and supportive.
ghostboy
proud of you valerie
redhuntress
Thanks, Danny. <3
The Golden Trio
irlweddnesdayaddams
So I assume you had something to do with that?
ghostboy
you talking to me or tucker?
irlweddnesdayaddams
Obviously you
Dork
ghostboy
ok yeah that was partially because of me
she’s been a lot nicer with phantom the last couple of months
we’ve started actually hanging out together
like a ghost hunting duo
she told me a few weeks ago that she was starting to really stress out about the whole secret identity thing
i think wes taking that picture of her really set her off
we talked about it a lot and we both thought maybe it was time for her to rip off the bandaid
irlweddnesdayaddams
That’s really sweet Danny
friartuck
yeah i think it was finally time for her to let everyone know
seems like its been eating away at her for a while
ghostboy
exactly
irlweddnesdayaddams
You have any plans to do the same thing?
ghostboy
i don’t know
maybe someday
i don’t want to steal val’s thunder though lol
princessandthep
@ghostboyalso this is the last time I’m asking you this! please give me a real answer this time, I’m begging you
how did you die?
ghostboyalso
Fine.
I guess I’ve really put you through it.
I’m not going to tell you.
princessandthep
what????
come on!
ghostboyalso
But I’ll give you a hint.
princessandthep
omg!!!
something is better than nothing!
ghostboyalso
Here’s your hint:
One of the causes of death I told you was actually true.
princessandthep
what????????
omg you can’t be serious!!!!
ghostboyalso
I am serious.
Dead serious.
irlweddnesdayaddams
Phantom if you don’t stop making puns you’re gonna get banned from the server
ghostboyalso
Damn, ok fine…
Anyway, Paulina, you have your hint. I won’t give you anymore information.
princessandthep
yessssss I won’t let you down
ghostboyalso
I won’t be disappointed if you don’t figure it out.
I would actually probably be happier if you left it alone. Death is a taboo topic for ghosts.
But giving you a hint will make you stop asking me about it.
princessandthep
I’m gonna figure it out
you’ll be so proud
:DDDDD
ghostboyalso
Alright.
astrologybitch
@princessandthep OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
princessandthep
WHAT?????
astrologybitch
I just had a date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
princessandthep
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TELL
ME
EVERYTHING
astrologybitch
So after school I was at my locker
I turn around and Valerie is right there!
She’s kind of sweaty and looks kind of freaked
I assumed she just got back from a ghost fight
princessandthep
OwO
astrologybitch
She asks if I want to hang out after school
Obviously I say yes because I’ve been obsessed with her for like forever
princessandthep
she asked to “hang out”???
are you sure it was a date date? :?
astrologybitch
I thought the same thing!
Hanging out doesn’t sound like a date to me either
But I still said yes because spending time with her is the best
We end up going to that weird coffee shop that’s downtown
The one where Danny’s boyfriend works I think
princessandthep
cuteeeeeeeeeeeee <3
astrologybitch
We sat in a back corner
And we kind of just hung out and chatted for like two hours
I was kind of getting mixed signals obviously
I don’t want to assume it’s a date but it seems kind of date-like
And then at like 5:30 my dad calls me and says I need to come home for dinner
princessandthep
oh that’s so rude!
dinner can wait!!!
love is so much more important
astrologybitch
I knowwwwwwww
But I told Val I had to go because I already stayed out past curfew once this week and he’s still kinda pissed about it
And she says that’s too bad, but that she’d love to go out on a second date sometime!!!!!!!!!!
princessandthep
OMG
she took you on like a surprise date????????
Star that’s so adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
astrologybitch
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We’re gonna go out again this weekend
She said her dad gets a discount at that glow in the dark mini golf place
princessandthep
you guys are my otp
you’re never allowed to break up
astrologybitch
Lmao I’m gonna do my best to make sure that doesn’t happen
I’ve never been so excited for a date before!!!
princessandthep
lol you’ve had a crush on her for ages
I’d be disappointed if you weren’t excited!
astrologybitch
I knowwwwwwwwwwww
Anyway I need to go scream into my pillow for fifteen minutes straight
Ttyl!!!!!
princessandthep
love you bitch!!!!!
<3
saltybae
did anyone else see Phantom’s fight just now?
nathanforu
yes!
so cool
that motorcycle ghost didn’t even stand a chance
tarastronk
Yeah it was awesome!
Loved that Red showed up like thirty seconds too late lmao
She missed the whole thing
saltybae
lol I’m surprised she didn’t try to attack Phantom instead
tarastronk
It kinda seems like they’re friends now??
I haven’t seen them fighting each other for a while
nathanforu
it’s actually really cute seeing them hang out
saw them on the roof of nasty burger a few days ago
saltybae
that’s so cute
enemies to besties
love it
tarastronk
It also kinda proves Phantom’s a good ghost I think
A lot of ghost hunters insist he’s bad but he’s so sweet!
He helped my grandma save her cat a few months ago
Mr Whiskers escaped and Phantom tracked him down for her
saltybae
awwwwwww
now he just has to prove himself to the Fentons
can’t wait to see the day Phantom is ghost hunting alongside them instead of running away from them
nathanforu
the Fentons are pretty intense. i don’t know if they’ll come around the way Red did
saltybae
Red hated him pretty intensely too
I have hope
The Golden Trio
irlweddnesdayaddams
Danny I just saw your text! You're really gonna do it?
friartuck
dude this is so exciting!
irlweddnesdayaddams
Do you think it’ll go okay?
ghostboy
@friartuck it’s very exciting
i’m so frickin scared
but i think it’ll go well
friartuck
do you want us to be there?
moral support?
irlweddnesdayaddams
Yeah we can come if you want
Extra help in case of worst case scenario
ghostboy
no i’ll be ok i think
Jazz is gonna be there for me
but i’ll let you guys know how it goes
irlweddnesdayaddams
Good luck!
friartuck
good luck man
love you
its gonna go great
ghostboy
thanks guys
i’ll text you when it’s done
callmecallie
Omg I think it finally happened!
eddiegetsme
???
callmecallie
I just saw Phantom and the Fentons working together!
Do you think Phantom finally convinced them he’s not evil???
eddiegetsme
OMG!
I wonder how that happened??
They were talking about how much they hated him at that ghost seminar last weekend
callmecallie
I know!
I’m glad they aren’t trying to shoot him out of the sky anymore
eddiegetsme
Do you think it’s a temporary truce?
Phantom had a temporary truce with Red for a while. It looked like they were friends but she still tried shooting him sometimes
callmecallie
No, she still looked like she hated him even when they had a truce. You could tell she was working with him out of necessity
The Fentons looked happy to be working with him
It was super cute
eddiegetsme
Nice!
Hopefully it’ll stay that way lol
wesweston1
I refuse to believe that Fenton is not also Phantom. After Valerie telling us she's the Red Huntress, I believe now more than ever that Fenton and Phantom are the same person. I vow to collect enough evidence for this fact to be undeniable. The truth will be revealed once and for all, and I will be the one to present it to the world.
ghostboy
K
friartuck
U
irlweddnesdayaddams
N
jpnguyen
G
gamemastermikey
P
eddiegetsme
O
marshallmallow
W
tarastronk
P
spongebarry
E
nathanforu
N
thatcozygamer
I
xfireblastx
S
ghostboy
we got him boys
friartuck
great work everyone
The Golden Trio
friartuck
so hows val doing now that everyone knows shes red huntress?
ghostboy
she’s doing really good i think
she was super anxious for a couple of days
especially cause everyone started coming up to her about red huntress stuff when she was dressed in her civvies
but once everything calmed down again she seemed a lot happier
irlweddnesdayaddams
I’ve noticed she’s doing a lot better now socially
friartuck
yeah i think her teachers are going easier on her now that they know too
and her and star are dating now
which is baffling to me but they seem happy
irlweddnesdayaddams
Lol I’m just glad Star realised she wasn’t straight
ghostboy
same
it’s nice to see val doing well
friartuck
you have any big plans for your own reveal?
ghostboy
i don’t think so
telling my parents was already more than enough stress for me
friartuck
lol fair
irlweddnesdayaddams
I think Val at least deserves to know
By this point you’re friends with her in both forms. You know she isn’t gonna shoot you down if you tell her
ghostboy
i know
i’ll think about it
princessandthep
ok everyone lets figure this out
he’s told us a few causes of death
1. pushed off a cliff
2. snakes (?)
3. eaten by a whale
4. huge electric shock (possibly lightning)
5. carwash
what do you guys think?
astrologybitch
I think we can eliminate snakes
He said it wasn’t snake venom or some sort of constrictor, just regular snakes, and I don’t really know how a regular snake could kill a wholeass person
gamemastermikey
But snakes is the only one we got any clarification on, making me think maybe it’s the real story. He has more details about how it happened.
Not many explicit details, but we got more out of him than with some of the others.
princessandthep
good point
ok what do we think about the carwash thing?
starfootball
seems like it could be realistic
I’ve seen videos online of people getting caught in the big spinning things in carwashes
doesn’t seem like too much of a stretch that someone could have died in one
astrologybitch
The carwash thing is another one where he gave a few details
He said the funeral was in Jersey, which I think could narrow it down a bit
gamemastermikey
But he also said the funeral was in a 7/11, and I think that’s a little too out there.
I think the carwash one was just him trying to come up with the most outlandish thing he could.
starfootball
actually that’s super smart
carwash is out then
astrologybitch
Agreed
princessandthep
ok that leaves us with 4 options
let’s do whale next
astrologybitch
According to google there are no recorded cases of someone being eaten by a whale
At least none that ended in death
But apparently some guy was accidentally swallowed by a whale once in Massachusetts
princessandthep
O.O
gamemastermikey
Okay, so whale is out too.
That leaves us with three.
Electrical shock is actually fairly probable.
Comparatively, at least.
200 million volts lines up fairly well with approximately how many volts are in a lightning strike.
starfootball
but I haven’t seen anything about anyone being killed by lightning in Amity
princessandthep
he might not even be from Amity
he comes and goes just as much as the other ghosts. he’s probably from the ghost zone and the Fenton portal is the easiest portal to use to get to the human world
astrologybitch
Truuuuuuuuuuue
gamemastermikey
So we’ve eliminated two options and kept two. Electrical shock and snakes are still in but how do we feel about the cliff?
princessandthep
I think cliff is the one I’m banking on the most
it seems the easiest to me
ghosts only form if they felt a lot of emotion when they died and I think murder is a good way to do that
electric shock is fast, I don’t think he would have even had time to process what was happening before he was dead
astrologybitch
Oh damnnnnnnnnn!
Bitch you may be on to something!!!!!
gamemastermikey
That’s an astute observation.
The feelings of horror, anger, and betrayal could absolutely lead to the formation of a ghost, and he could absolutely have enough time to process those emotions before impact (depending on the height of the cliff).
Plus it makes sense with his hero obsession!
He doesn’t want anyone else to be hurt or betrayed like he was.
princessandthep
did we just solve it??????
O-O
gamemastermikey
It’s tentative, but I think it’s the most plausible option given the evidence.
astrologybitch
Omg!
We’re so smart guys!!!
starfootball
good work everyone!
princessandthep
I’m so proud of us!
Ghost Hunters Supreme
ghostboyalso
Hey Red, you free?
redhuntress
I’m studying right now but I can wrap it up in the next half hour.
What’s up?
ghostboyalso
I wanted to talk with you.
It’s kinda important.
Can I meet you at your place in like twenty minutes?
redhuntress
Sure.
Is it ghost related?
ghostboyalso
Kind of, yeah.
redhuntress
Is it something that’ll make me upset or mad? “Important” sounds like it has the potential to be upsetting.
Because if so I’d like to save it until after my calc test tomorrow.
ghostboyalso
It might make you a little mad but I hope it doesn’t.
It’s not something bad, though.
redhuntress
Ok. See you soon then.
footballstar
what colors does evryone main in amongus?
friartuck
do people still play among us?
i thought that was like a 2020 thing
astrologybitch
Coral!
starfootball
usually purple
ghostboy
lime green or blue depending on my mood lol
also always have the dum sticky note
friartuck
ok well if were actually doing this i play as the dark green guy
princessandthep
I used to use the pink one but when they added rose I almost died
it’s such a gorgeous shade
irlweddnesdayaddams
I’m sure everyone could guess what colour I play as
princessandthep
black?
irlweddnesdayaddams
*buzzer sound*
Try again
footballstar
purple then?
irlweddnesdayaddams
Nope. Wrong again.
princessandthep
oh damn what colour do you usually play as???
ghostboy
she got exclusive access to a rainbow one
i don’t even know how tbh but she has it
princessandthep
????????
that’s so cool!
how do I get it too??
irlweddnesdayaddams
Git gud ;P
graysanatomy
I think you should do it.
ghostboy
i know
doesn’t make it any less terrifying
graysanatomy
Nobody has been mad at you yet.
I had the most legitimate reasons to be mad and I still wasn’t.
You can do this.
I did it a couple of months ago and it went great.
ghostboy
yeah but you’re a human
graysanatomy
You’re a human too, Danny.
ghostboy
you know what i mean
you’re a full human
nobody is gonna reject you for being a pro ghost hunter
i’m part ghost, i'm controversial
there’s plenty there for people to be mad about
what if it goes badly???
graysanatomy
I promise it won’t go badly.
It went well with me AND with your parents.
Out of everyone, I think professional ghost hunters are the most likely to reject a half ghost, but everyone so far has been fine with it.
I think the worst thing you’ll have to deal with is Paulina suddenly being all over you at school.
ghostboy
lol
you’re right
i know you’re right
but it’s still scary
graysanatomy
It’s crazy scary.
I was so nervous to tell everyone.
But you talked me into it and I don’t regret it at all.
I guarantee it’ll be the exact same for you.
And if anyone says anything about it I’ll shoot them ;)
My ectoguns aren’t just for ghosts.
ghostboy
thanks val
see you on the other side
graysanatomy
See you on the other side, ghost boy <3
ghostboyalso
@everyone Can I have everyone’s attention? I have an important announcement.
I would give a longwinded speech about how much you guys have done for me, but I don’t need to stroke my own ego like some other people (love you, Red).
I’m just gonna jump right into it.
I’m Danny Fenton. Danny Fenton is me.
Image for proof.
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princessandthep
WHAT?????????????????????????????????????????????
footballstar
whoa is this for real????????????
Fenton is Phantom?????
friartuck
dash is really good at coming up with clickbait youtube titles
Fenton is Phantom CONFIRMED????????????
princessandthep
DANNY WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME?????????????????????????
YOU KNOW IVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH PHANTOM SINCE NINTH GRADE
ghostboyalso
I know…
I wanted to keep my ghost hunting life separate from my regular life.
Jazz called it compartmentalizing
astrologybitch
Why are you telling everyone now????
ghostboyalso
Seemed like the right time.
Val did her reveal and it went well.
And I was tired of keeping so many secrets
gamemastermikey
That explains why Phantom was suddenly working with the Fentons!
I thought it was super weird that they went from hating him to suddenly fully endorsing him, but I felt bad asking about it…
starfootball
that explains your awesome parkour!
congrats Fenton!!!
ghostboyalso
Thanks everyone.
It feels good to finally be fully out there.
Having secrets is so exhausting lol
wesweston1
This can’t be real
You have to be lying.
I’ve been trying to prove it for so long
And you just give it up?
Just like that?
What happened to the thrill of the chase?
What am I supposed to do now?
I’ve spent so much time trying to find damning evidence so it could be me who proves Fenton is Phantom.
And instead of my damning evidence proving it to everyone once and for all
You just
Tell everyone
Like it's no big deal.
ghostboyalso
Sorry Wes.
I know this is kind of disappointing for you.
Any way I can make it up to you?
wesweston1
Take it back.
ghostboyalso
…
What?
wesweston1
You heard me.
Take it back.
ghostboyalso
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ok.
I take it back.
I am not Danny Fenton. I was hacked. It was not me who said that.
wesweston1
@everyone May I have your attention one final time, please.
I have my last piece of damning evidence, which will prove once and for all that Fenton and Phantom are one and the same.
irlweddnesdayaddams
Oh damn
Has he actually done it?
Is the jig finally up?
wesweston1
Behold!
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astrologybitch
Omg!
friartuck
wow
danny hes finally got you
dead to rights
princessandthep
I’m dying omg
gamemastermikey
Is that seriously just an image made in MS Paint that says in crude writing “Danny is a ghost, I swear”??????
irlweddnesdayaddams
Shut up Mikey it’s damning evidence
ghostboyalso
Welp
I’ve finally been found out.
I guess there’s no point in hiding it anymore.
Wes has been right the whole time.
And he’s finally proven it once and for all.
irlweddnesdayaddams
Congrats Wes
You’ve worked hard for this.
wesweston1
Thank you.
I will now require 3-5 business days in order to bask in my victory.
Nobody is allowed to speak to me unless it’s about how I was right this whole time.
friartuck
yeah you deserve that much
congratulations wes!
and i guess you too danny ;P
ghostboyalso
Lol thanks Tuck.
graysanatomy
Congrats, Danny.
We all love you for everything you’ve done for this city.
ghostboyalso
And I love you, random citizen!
graysanatomy
>:(