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  1. Pranking hearts by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    09 Sep 2025

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    "And how else was I supposed to figure out what was wrong?"

    "By talking to me?! You know that is the thing that normal people do when there is an issue. They talk."

    "But you weren't talking to me!"

    "Because you were acting like a git!"

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