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Tommy was sad.

Very sad.

Their father did not love them, He acts like Tommy isn’t even his child.

does this make them fatherless?

They were so lost in their thoughts they didn’t notice Wilbur walk over to them.

“Heyyyyyy annoying child, why do you look so sad?”

“Fuck off, why do you look so old?”

“Wha— I’m not that old!”

“The white streak in your hair disagrees.”

Wilbur kicks them.

“Oi! Child abuse! Child abuse!”

“So you admit you’re a child?”

“No!! I’m not a child! Stop putting words in my mouth!!!”

“Sure.”

“Don’t sure me you bit—“

Wilbur covers their mouth with his hand; Tommy licks it.

“Gross! Keep your tongue away from me!”

Tommy laughs at him. “Now you know what happens when you try and silence me!!”

“Augh you’re so gross. No wonder Phil doesn’t let you near his house.”

Tommy starts crying.

“Uh are you okay?”

“No!!! He’s my father and he doesn’t love me!!!”

Wilbur gets mad,

“Let’s go have a chat with him.”

Tommy sniffs, “o-okay,”

—

“Phil!!” Wilbur yells, aggressively pushing the doors open.

“Oh hello Wilbur, I wasn”t expecting you to come over.” Phil says.

“Hello Wilbur.” Ranboo says.

“Oh hi Ranboo.” Wilbur smiles at Ranboo and then kicks Phil.

“Ow! what did I do?”

“That’s for being a bad father!!!”

“Me killing you doesn’t make me a bad father.”

“Uh, it probably does, but that’s not what I was talking about.”

“Well I haven’t done anything else to you.”

“It’s not about me!”

“You’re my only child…?”

“I’m not! What about Tommy?“

“They’re not my kid.”

“They are!”

“Well even if they were I haven’t done anything to them.”

Wilbur kicks him again.

“What? I haven’t!”

“ 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 ”

“Wha— how did you say that out loud—“ Ranboo is ignored.

Wilbur pulls Tommy out of the pocket in his coat.

“What. How. That doesn’t make any sense??” Ranboo is ignored again.

“Now say sorry to Tommy.”

“ 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 ” Tommy says.

“Please, how are you guys doing that???” Ranboo cries.

Ignoring Ranboo, Phil says “I don’t have anything to apologise for.”

“Are you sure?” Wilbur asks.

“Yes, I haven’t done anything to them.”

“That was the wrong answer.” Wilbur pulls out a sword.

“Wow, that went from 0 to 100 real quick.” Ranboo nervously laughs.

“What are you doing Wilbur? I’m your father!“ Phil cries.

“no ❤️ ” Wil responded.

“Again how—“ Ranboo starts but is interrupted by Phil.

“What do you mean no?”

“No, you are not my father.”

“But I am.”

“No. I’m disowning you.”

“Wha— that’s not how it works!”

“It is now.”

“But Wil—“

“Mmmmm I have decided that’s enough of you. Want to do the honours Tommy?“

“Hell yeah!” Tommy enthusiastically responds and takes the sword from Wilbur. He laughs and takes a step towards Phil “Bye bye old man!”

“Wait Tommy don’t!” Phil shouts.

“Why shouldn’t I?” Tommy asks taking another step forward.

“Because if you do, how will your apologists defend you?“

Tommy pauses but then says, “I have done way worse, I’m sure they won’t care. Especially since this is very justified.” Tommy then drives the sword through Phil’s heart and then pulls it out.

“Uno reverse card bitch!” Wilbur yells as Phil stumbles backwards and falls off the cliff.

“Wait what? weren’t we in Phil’s house?“ Ranboo asks, but is ignored again.

“Well Tommy, this was pretty successful. Want to go get ice cream?” Wilbur asks.

“Sure! I want strawberry.” Tommy answers.

“Let’s go then!” Tommy and Wilbur leave, leaving Ranboo on the cliff by themself.

“Wait guys! I have no idea where we are, how am I supposed to get home?!”