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The sound was quiet at Wawanakwa, now had the island been rebuilt to better standards, Chris McLean intended to use it. Cameras flashed towards the host, who by now was in his early thirties(but don't tell him I said that!) and ready for the best season yet. "Welcome back to Camp Wawanakwa, the place where the 'Total Drama' franchise had its birth. Now, we're back for an all new season: Total Drama The Ultimate Season!" Chris stared at the camera. "Ever since the camp has been built with better standards, I've decided that this would be the perfect place for our new contestants to begin their long journey!" Chris stood on the deck. "56 campers have decided to waste their summer here in hopes of winning a million dollars! Oh look, here comes one now," A blonde wearing a red crop top and matching skirt appeared on the camera view. "Samey! Nice to see you again," Chris said. "It's Sammy and you know it is!" Sammy protested to him. She grabbed her bags and tried to go over to the dock, but tripped. "Here, may I be of assistance?" A voice asked her. "Ah, welcome back Bridgette, and Geoff as well," Chris said. Both blondes smiled at Chris and helped Sammy up.

"Oh, and here comes Kitty!" An Asian girl with dark blue pigtails held by red bows, a red schoolgirl top with a black skirt and white socks with brown high top boots stepped off the boat. "Oh, isn't this exciting Uma?!" After her came an African American girl with turquoise hair and a blackish teal leather shirt with matching pants and turquoise and brown boots. "Yea sure, just nobody make sure to get on my bad side, I brought a sword and I'm not afraid to use it," Uma threatened, causing Sammy, Bridgette, Kitty, and Geoff to back away from her nervously. "Next is Avery!" A blonde girl with curls wearing a pink sweatshirt and matching pink jeans(since the live action characters don't normally have one straight outfit i'm going to have my freedom with them!) with matching pink converse walked off the boat. "What is it, wear pink day?" Uma asked her. "No, I just thought it would be perfect for my first impression!" She said. Uma agreed with her and Avery walked over to the other side of the dock and stood next to Geoff and Sammy. "Ah, lovely to see you Willa and Wyatt," On the boat appeared two twins. The girl was wearing a black shirt with matching jeans and a dark purple vest with wolf fur on it. She had a bag on her left leg and markings on her face and arms. She was wearing black combat boots and had natural curly hair with a few white streaks. The boy on her right had on a similar outfit, but his shirt was brown and his vest was dark blue and he was wearing black boots. His hair also had white in it, but that took up a majority of his hair, and it was also curled. He also had markings on his face and arms. "That was the longest ride I've ever been on, but this should be fun," Wyatt said to his sister. "Yea, being around the forest, so much fun," she said sarcastically. Wyatt rolled his eyes and dragged his sister over to the other contestants. "Your just glad you weren't here when she threatened us!" Avery said gesturing towards Uma. "She doesn't scare me," Willa said. Uma smirked. "I like this one," she said to Bridgette. Next came a polynesian girl with black hair wearing a red crop top and cargo green shorts came off the boat. "Heather, nice to see you again," Chris said. "Clam it McLean, I'm only here because you dragged me into agreeing to this," Heather snarked. "Can't be too bad, guess who I also dragged into this, your boyfriend Alejandro," Next to Heather came a Spaniard wearing a blood red shirt and black jeans and black boots appeared. "And I only agreed because I need some more friends." Alejandro said.

Heather smiled as Alejandro helped her with her bags. "Spoiled brat," a voice said. "LeShawna, welcome back!" Chris said to the African American girl wearing a bright yellow shirt with peaches and blue jeans and sandals. "Ugh, out of all the people you brought back, you brought back her?" Heather asked. "Shut it Heather, what's up y'all, hello my sisters," LeShawna said, glaring at Uma and Willa, who just nodded in response. "Ezekiel, how on earth did you turn human again?" Chris asked the boy wearing his blue beanie, cargo green sweatshirt and blue jeans. "My family paid for it eh? I've come here to prove that I can win this!" Ezekiel said. "Yea, I really wasn't asking, it was rhetorical question, meaning I didn't care," Chris said. Ezekiel walked over to the contestants, in which some of them backed away. The only ones that stood next to him were Sammy and Kitty. Next came a Latina wearing a red and black striped shirt with a pink leather jacket and black jeans and blue converse high tops. "Harley, welcome on the show!" Chris said. "Nice to meet you all, well most of you," the young inventor said, glaring at Heather. She grabbed her bags and made her way towards the other side of the dock. Soon they all saw a UFO appear. "Woah! Is that a real UFO?" Sammy asked, taking a picture. Kitty also took a picture of the UFO, so she could prove it to Emma, if she were to tell her about it. The UFO beamed down four teens, all with the exact same hair color of aqua blue. The girls wore blue tops with blue skirts and silver leggings and silver boots. The others were wearing blue jumpsuits with silver leggings and while one of them was also wearing silver boots, the other decided that he wanted to be difficult and wear blue boots.

"Addison! A-Li! A-Spen! A-Lan, welcome," Chris said. "This is so excited, isn't it?!" Addison said. A-Spen nodded, A-Li rolled her eyes. "So these are my competition, I can deal with that," A-Lan said. Avery walked up to him. "Hi! I'm Avery!" She said, placing her hand out to shake his. He grabbed a glove and handed it to her. "Why do I need this?" She asked him. "For my Stardust Spark, you won't be shocked that way," he said. She put the glove on and shook his hand. "Remember A-Lan, do not hurt anybody, and make sure to watch these three Addison," the UFO said. "Yes mothership," Addison said. "Why do we need to be watched, I haven't gotten the chance to threaten to vaporise anybody yet," A-Li said. "And you wonder why," Heather said. "What did you say to me?!" A-Li asked her. Alejandro stood in between the girls. "Ladies, no need to fight about this, can we not do that right now?" He asked, glaring at Heather, who scoffed. "Fine, but I can't say she isn't asking for it!" A-Li said, glaring at Heather. Alejandro rolled his eyes, as he did not come to stop his girlfriend from killing other contestants, or from getting killed. "Enough of that, Courtney's arrived!" Most of the contestants just stared at Chris, as did he really expect them to know who that was. Then appeared an Asian-Latina girl wearing a grey top and cargo green jeans. Her mocha hair was up to her shoulders, and done neatly. "I did not agree to this Chris, and you know I didn't," she said. "I know, but I decided it would funner this way if you were here," he said. Next came a girl with black hair tied in pigtails, an orange beanie and black leather jacket, and a red dress with striped leggings and oversized black boots. "Ashley! Welcome!" The girl in question cracked her knuckles and walked up to Chris, kicking his leg so they're at the same height. "That is the first and last time you call me that. The name's Spinelli, got it?' She asked him. He stared at her and nodded in pain. "How old are you again?" He asked her. "Nine," she said. "Strongest nine year old I've ever met," He complained. She grabbed her bag and walked over to everyone else, in which only Uma, Willa, and A-Li stood next to her, since everybody else was quite frightened. Next came a purple haired girl with royal blue streaks wearing a metallic purple leather jumpsuit with dark purple boots. "Mal, welcome!" Chris said, still in pain. "Yea, sure, whatever," she said, standing over next to Uma. "Hey Uma," she said. "Hey Mal," Uma said.

Next came another sibling pair. The older sister had blonde hair and was wearing a black and white striped shirt and pink ripped jeans. Her blonde hair was in a ponytail and she was wearing blue earrings. Meanwhile the younger sister had her long brown hair in two pigtails and was wearing a unicorn shirt with a pink skirt and violet leggings. "Taylor! Anna-Kat, nice to meet you both!" Chris said. "Thanks for having us here," Anna-Kat said. They both walked over to where the other contestants were. Next came a group of four. One of the girls had her black hair in a short hairstyle and was wearing a tan shirt with a purple stripe, and black leggings with purple converse. Another girl had mostly teal hair, but had streaks of black in it. She was wearing a black corset with turquoise and green sleeves, a black and teal skirt with black leggings with dark green boots. Another girl had fiery red hair with a green shirt and lime green skirt. And the final girl was a blonde with her hair pinned back with a blue headband. She was wearing a red shirt and an orange skirt and brown cowgirl boots. "Lindsay, Izzy, Gwen, And Sky, welcome!" Chris said to the girls. "It's so great to be back! Oh the camp's back! Do we ever get to do paper mache?" Izzy asked. "Why's Courtney back?" Gwen asked rudely. "Because Gwen, if you must know, I brought her back," Chris said. Gwen rolled her eyes and walked over to the group. "Sammy!" Sky said. "You remember me?" Sammy asked her. "Of course I do!" Sky said, running over to her. 

Next came another Latina wearing a red jumpsuit with a black leather jacket. Her long black hair was curled to her shoulders, and she was also wearing red high tops. "Alex, nice to meet you," Chris said. "Meh, could be worse I guess," she said, glaring at the contestants. Next came four more contestants. One of the girls had her brown hair curled in a wavy look at her shoulders, and was wearing a pink shirt with roses. She was wearing Pink boots. Another contestant had his black hair in a down look(I'unno what it's called) he had a green shirt with camo sleeves and a black hand print on his shirt. He was wearing black leggings and green low top tennis shoes. Another contestant was wearing all black, had his black hair in a beanie, and was wearing a black leather jacket, and he had black boots. And the final contestant(on that boat) was wearing a red and purple floral dress, and she had her long black hair in a wavy look, wore fishnet leggings, and brown tennis shoes. "Welcome Rosie, Jughead, Nini, And Trent," Chris said. "Trent's here too?! Are you trying to torture me McLean?!" Gwen asked. "Could be, you'd never know, oh look, Duncan's arrived," Chris said, causing Gwen to groan. The Duncan in question had black hair with a green mohawk, lots of piercings, blue jeans and red tennis shoes. "Well, it's better than jail," he said to Chris. Next came another blonde with curls, and she was wearing a baby blue sweatshirt with matching jeans, and purple sandals. "Hello Teddy, nice to meet you..." Chris said, his voice trailing off when he saw her webcam. "Why do you have that?" He asked her. "It's for my video diaries for my baby sister! This is the host Charlie, he may not look as young as you think, but I'm pretty sure he is," Teddy said, walking over to the contestants. Kitty quickly ran over to the camera. "Hi Charlie! I'm Kitty!" She said. Next came a group of three. The first one had his dark brown hair down and was wearing a turquoise shirt and black jeans. The next guy had his dark brown hair in curls and was wearing a blue shirt and blue jeans. The girl had her blonde hair in wavy curls and wore a yellow crop top with puffy sleeves and blue shorts. "EJ, Ricky, Val, welcome to Camp Wawanakwa," Chris said. "Looks a little bit different than Camp Shallow Lake, but I can get used to that," Val said. They all got off the boat and walked over to the end of the dock.

Next came 10 people(all of which would take too long to describe). "Eliza, Evie, Audrey, Beth, Brick, Jacques, Josee, Ella, Rowena, And Taylor," Chris said. "Ugh, why on earth would you choose this place?" Taylor asked him. "I for one have no problem with it, as long as I'm close to the animals," Ella said. "You are right, and your aura reads you to be energetic and naive," Chris jumped when he saw Dawn, who with her light blonde hair, green sweatshirt and blue jeans, had been there the whole time unbeknownst to Chris. "When on earth did you get here?!" Chris asked her. "I've been here, next people are coming by the way," She was right, coming was the last ten competitors. "McKenzie, Cody, Zoey, Sierra, Tess, Nia, Noah, Topher, Justin, and Eva Nice to see most of you!" Chris said. "Well, we find it nice to be here!" Mack said. 

"Okay, you guys will be split up into two teams, so if I call your names come here please. Okay, first team is Alejandro, Zoey, Mack, Cody, Kitty, Uma, Gwen, Duncan, Trent Courtney, Heather, LeShawna, Harley, Alex, Rosie, Spinelli, Anna-Kat, Taylor(Not Taylor Otto), A-Lan, A-Li, Uma, Willa, Justin, Izzy, Sky, Teddy, Beth, And Sammy. From now on you shall be known as the Daring Koalas," Chris said. "As for the rest of you: Taylor O., Eliza, Wyatt, Addison, A-Spen, Noah, Eva, Jacques, Josee, Rowena, Ella, Topher, Bridgette, Geoff, Avery, Ezekiel, Mal, Evie, Audrey, Jughead, Nini, Val, EJ, Lindsay, Brick, Dawn, Tess, and Nia, from now on you will be known as the Charming Elephants," Chris said. "That isn't the worst thing I've been called, so I guess it's oki," Jughead said. 

"Now that you've met the teams, go to the mess hall and eat, then meet back here for the first challenge!" Chris said.

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"Well, this sucks," Gwen complained to Beth. "Yea, I saw All stars, Courtney should've never done that," she said. "Are you talking about the all stars season? You do realize that there is more to saying sorry than just saying it ya know," LeShawna said. "What do you mean?" Beth asked her. "She stole her boyfriend, you can't just forgive by saying sorry, you need to show Courtney you're sorry, I say you deserved what she did," LeShawna said, walking off. "Do you think she may be right?" Beth asked Gwen. "Nope, Courtney deserved to get voted out when she did, she's just being over dramatic," Gwen said, walking off. 

*Gwen's Confessional*

Maybe That Is What Courtney Wants, Or Maybe It Isn't. Either Way Why Should I Have To Apologize, It Should Be Duncan! But She Expected That From Him Apparently.

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Soon Chris walked into the mess hall. "So what's the first challenge anyways?" A-Li asked him. "Well, I was going to do something very drastic and dangerous, but the producers said to stick with what we're go for, and in original total drama fashion, we're doing the cliff diving and hot tub building challenge, with a little twist. For everybody who doesn't make the jump they must try to do it again, or maybe chicken out who knows," Chris said. "Well, the producers certainly would've mentioned needing a new host, right?" Topher asked. Chris rolled his eyes. "No Topher, no they did not," Chris sighed. "Well, cliff diving may be better than this food we're eating, are you sure this isn't the first challenge?" Avery asked Chris, causing both Bridgette and Willa to laugh. "No Miss Jennings, it isn't," he said. She sighed and pushed her food around on her plate.(Okay, Ricky is also on the Daring Koalas since I forgot about him!) "Alrighty, meet me at the top of the cliff," Chris said. "Shouldn't we get changed into our swimsuits first?" Beth asked him. Chris sighed. "Okay, go get changed first, then meet me at the cliff."

*Mal's Confessional*

I Can't Swim For The Life Of Me So... Yea...

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*Courtney's Confessional*

Okay, So There Actually Is A Reason Why Chris Had Invited Me, And It Wasn't To Spite Gwen. My Parents Have Become The 'Abusive' Type, So I'm Doing This Because It Can Help Me Get Away From Them, So That's Why I'm Really Here

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"Koalas, who's jumping first?" Chris asked the Koalas. They all shifted. "I guess I'll go first," Sammy squeaked. She jumped and safely made it into the safe zone. "Who's next Koalas? Who will chicken?" Chris turned to the Koalas. "I'm sorry guys, but I'mma have to chicken out, again," Beth said. "It's okay chica, the fact that you stayed up here on the cliff is good enough," Alejandro said. "I'm not jumping," Heather said. "What, chicken?" Ricky asked her. "Uh no, my hair would get wet, and it could take hours to dry!" Heather said. "Heather, listen to me, you need to jump. You wouldn't want your little brother Damien to have the satisfaction of his sister chickening out over her hair, would you?" Harley asked her. She shook her head. "Then show Damien you are so much better than he'll ever be!" She said. Heather smiled and jumped, and landed into the safe zone. "Go Heather! Let's hope I can make it..." Harley said as she jumped. Alejandro gracefully jumped after her, both of them making it into the safe zone. Taylor was next, and she didn't make it. "SWIM TAYLOR SWIM!" Everybody on the Koalas shouted. Taylor began swimming really fast, and most of Koalas couldn't bare to look. "I MADE IT!" She shouted, and the Koalas cheered. 

*Alejandro Confessional*

My Heart Was Beating So Fast, And I Wasn't The One Swimming!

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*Taylor Confessional* 

Those Were The Fastest Minutes Of My Life, And I Saw My Life Flashing Before My Eyes!

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"Well, I'm happy to say that I'll try again for the team," she said. She jumped again, and this time made it to the safe zone.(Jumpers- Sammy, Heather, Harley, Alejandro, Taylor. Chicken- Beth) "Who else will jump, who else will chicken out? And will Heather's brother tease her for this? Find out on Total. Drama. Ultimate Season!" Chris said, cutting to commercial. 

"Welcome back, Koalas, who else is jumping?" Chris asked. "I'll jump!" Courtney said rather willingly. She jumped and made it into the safe zone, followed by Izzy, Spinelli, Mack, and Cody. "I'm going to chicken out, I saw what happened to Taylor...." Sky said. "It's okay, we won't count this against you," Kitty said. Kitty jumped, followed by Duncan, Trent, Gwen, LeShawna, Rosie, Alex, Audrey, A-Li, A-Lan, Uma, Willa, Teddy, and Ricky, all making it into the safe zone. "Well, that's 26 jumpers and 2 chickens, beat that and I'll throw in a wheelbarrow for you guys Elephants," Chris said. "So, who's going first?' Bridgette asked. "I'll go first," Addison said. She did a cheer jump into the water and somehow made it. Next came Bridgette, followed by Geoff, Jacques, Rowena, Ella, Justin, And Wyatt. "I'm going to chicken out," Topher said. "Why?" Avery asked him. "Because, I can't risk my hair, like Heather said, it could take hours to dry!" He protested, causing everybody else to roll their eyes. The others decided to jump, giving the wheelbarrow to the Elephants. "We don't need the wheelbarrow, the Koalas can have it, they deserve it more than some of us," Avery said, glaring at Topher. The Koalas cheered. "Thank you so much for the wheelbarrow!" Courtney said to her. "No problem!" she said.

-With the Koalas- "Wasn't it nice of the Elephants to give us their wheelbarrow?" Beth asked Gwen. "I think they were just doing it to punish Topher for listening to Heather," she said. "Speaking of listening to people, did you decide to listen to LeShawna about Courtney?" Beth didn't hear anything come from the goth next to her. "Are you going to listen to her?" She pressed. "It isn't fair why I'm the bad guy! Duncan did it just as bad as I did, and at least I bothered to even apologize! She isn't worth it," Gwen said. Meanwhile, the camera flashed over to where Heather and Harley were. "Why did you help me today? Haven't you seen the show?" Heather asked her. "I have, and I could care less about that, cause that can't be the real you," Harley said. Heather smiled. "You wanna be friends, ya know, for real?" Heather asked her. "Yea, I could use a friend while I'm here," Harley said. 

Meanwhile the camera flashed over to Alejandro and Sammy who were helping each other. "Why did you help me earlier today, at the docks?" Sammy asked him. "Well, I couldn't just leave you there, why on earth would I want to?" He said. Sammy wasn't buying it. "*Sigh* Okay, I heard what Chris called you today, and it reminded me of my own nickname in which I hate, Al," he said. "Which was given to you by your brother José because he knows you hate it," she said. "Exactly, which do you hate being called Samey?" He asked her. She looked at the ground. "Because my sister Amy calls me that. Either that or Sparamey, either way it means spare Amy or second Amy, cause I'm always coming in second to her!" Sammy said. Alejandro stared at her. "Yea, I see how you feel, I'm always apparently second to my older brother José, and it's never fair," Alejandro said, sounding almost like a child.

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-With The Elephants- "I could see why we gave them the wheelbarrows eh," Ezekiel started, but thankfully EJ was next to him to be able to shut him up. "Are we almost there guys?" Nia asked. "I really don't know, can somebody see if we are?" Wyatt asked. Eva dropped her box and saw that they weren't even close to the camp. "Not even close, where are Topher and Justin?!" The whole team began looking around for Topher and Justin, but saw no sight of them. Meanwhile with said boys, they both were talking in the mess hall. "Did they really think I was going to help them build the hot tub? They must've been crazy!" Topher said. "You know, we should at least try to help, so we can stay a little longer," Justin said. Topher chuckled. "The boxes are here aren't they?" He asked. Heather walked over to them. "Yea, that's cause you had US carry them," she said. "I would've carried mine," Justin said. "I know you would," she said, glaring at Topher. -With The Koalas- "Where's Heather?" Willa asked. "Probably scolding Topher for using us to help them carry their boxes," Uma said. "So, do we have to use our mouths to open these?" Gwen asked Chris. "Nope, you'll have to try and use your hands, without pulling on the rope," Chris said. Gwen felt her eye twitch. Uma pulled out her sword and cut the box open. Willa proceeded to use her claws to open the box. "Well, that worked," Uma said. "Looks like Willa has the heater and Uma has tools," Courtney said. "So the rest of us have to find a way to open these?" Harley asked. "Pretty much," Alejandro said. "Well, what did I miss?" Heather asked the Koalas. "We have to use our hands without using the rope," Sammy said. Heather scoffed.

*Heather's Confessional*

That Will Be Super Easy To Do, But If I Were On The Elephants, I'd Vote Out Topher First Chance I Get!

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-With The Elephants- "WE MADE IT! FINALLY!" Val shouted. "Welcome, you have to try and open the boxes without using the rope," Alejandro said. "Really? Is he serious?" Rowena asked. "Yup, not important. Where's Chris wannabe and pretty boy reject?" Eva asked angrily. Topher and Justin walked out of the mess hall. "Well, that was all Topher's idea, just saying," Justin said, opening his box with ease. "What, was Topher's idea?" Tess asked. "To use the Koalas wheelbarrows," Heather said. "Alrighty, enough chit chat and start building! We're on a schedule here people!" Chris said. The teams rolled their eyes and continued to build their hot tubs. -With the Koalas- "What does this do?" Rosie asked, picking up the heater. "Heats the water I believe," Alex said to her. "What are we supposed to connect it to?" She asked Alex. "I really don't know, let's ask Trent, maybe he knows," Alex and Rosie walked over to Trent, who was holding a nail in place for Sammy. "Excuse me Trent, do you know where the heater goes?" Alex asked him. "Yea, can I have a sec Sammy?" Trent asked. "Don't worry, I'll hold the nail!" Anna-Kat said. Trent smiled and showed the girls where the heater goes. "Thanks Trent," Alex said. "Your welcome," he said. Meanwhile, A-Li and Heather were arguing over who gets the water. "You do it," A-Li said. "You can practically lift it off the ground without it spilling, you do it!" Heather responded. "You wanna test me?" A-Li asked. Alejandro got up and walked off. 

*Harley's Confessional*

Where's Alejandro Going?

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*Alejandro's Confessional*

When Somebody Asks Heather If She's Testing Them, I See It As An Opportunity To Pull Out My Child Leash I Use For Her.My Older Brother Carlos Calls It The Heather Leash, And Well, He's Not Wrong.

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Alejandro walks up to Heather and puts the leash on her. "What the-" Heather turned around. "Sorry Heather, but I had to do it at some point," Alejandro said. "Do you have an extra one?" A-Lan asked him. "Yea, why?" He asked A-Lan. "So I can use it for A-Li," A-Li whipped her head around to A-Lan. "Your serious?!" She asked him. He nodded. -With The Elephants- "Great, it looks good guys!" Taylor O. said. "Who's going to get water?" Eliza asked. "Me and Nia can go do it!" Tess said. "I'll go with them!" Avery said. "Great, be back soon so we can heat it!" Wyatt said. The three girls set off to go get the water, and the Koalas decided to send Zoey, Spinelli, And Anna-Kat. "Hey guys, your getting water for your team as well?" Avery asked them. "Yea, you guys are doing that too?" Spinelli asked her. "Yea, do you think we should form an alliance??" Zoey asked. "All of us kids?" Nia asked. "Yea, so we can stick together during the merge," Tess said. "Alrighty," Avery said. The six girls went back to their respective teams and brought back the water. "You guys are back!" Wyatt said. "Yup, and we brought the water just like you asked-" Topher knocked the water out of their hands. "TOPHER!!!" The entire team yelled. "Uh oh. Will the Elephants find enough water in time before the judge decides a winner? Will the Koalas finish their tub first? Find out on Total. Drama.-" "That'll be enough Topher," Chris said cutting the wannabe off. The girls stormed off to get more water. "What brings you here Chris?" Duncan asked. "Just seeing the process, and I also came to tell you that I'm not the judge," Chris said, causing the campers to be shocked. "Well if you're not then who is?" Alejandro asked. Soon a group of people arrived. "Everybody, say hello to our judges this season: Daphne, Lewie, Beast, Zed, Wynter, Tyler, PJ, Maddox, Amy, T.J., Emma, José and Booker!" He said. "Your joking, right?" Sammy asked. "Nope, I am not, good luck guys!" Chris said. 

*Alejandro's Confessional*

WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE HIM?!

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*Teddy's Confessional*

I'm Not Disappointed, I Mean It Could've Been Gabe For All I Know.

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"We're back, what did we- Booker? What brings you here?" Tess asked. "Yea, did we miss something important?" Nia asked. "Not too important," Alejandro scowled. "ZED!" Addison and Zoey ran over to said person. "Well, that just ruined it, go wait in the mess hall, your distracting them!" Uma said, pushing the judges away. "Well, that happened, back to work guys!" Val said. -After ten minutes of working- "Well, it looks like the teams are done, and the two judges have been chosen. For the Koalas it's Booker, and for the Elephants it's Daphne," Booker and Daphne came out in their swimsuits and got into the hot tubs. "Well, both seem hot," Daphne said. "So it's a tie?" Duncan asked. "Not exactly," Chris said, walking up to the Koalas. "Booker, what's wrong?" He asked. "The water's cold," he said. The Koalas all stared at each other, cause the could've sworn their heater was on. 

*Topher's Confessional*

Oh No, Somebody Unplugged The Koalas' Heater, I Wonder Who Could've Done It? *Evil Smirks*

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"Well, looks like the Elephants win, I shall be seeing the Koalas at the campfire tonight," Chris said. The Elephants cheered. At dinner time, the Koalas were wondering who to  eliminate. "Well, who do we eliminate?" Sammy asked. "Well, everybody did something to help us out, I think the heater short circuited," Cody said. "And what's with the judges?!" Kitty asked. "I'm with you on that," Alejandro said. "IF only we could vote the other team, I saw Topher unplug our heater, so that's not even fair," Spinelli said. "Thanks for the wonderful idea Spinelli!" Chris said, causing the team to jump. "What idea?" Ricky asked. "Tonight, instead of the Koalas sending someone home from their team, they will be sending home an Elephant tonight, and vice versa," Chris said. The Elephants stopped eating(not like they really were anyways,) and looked up from their food. "Say what now?" Bridgette asked. "Weren't you listening? One of you guys is going home," Topher said.

*Ricky's Confessional*

Oh Topher, If Only You Knew.....

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That night both teams plus the judges sat at the campfire. "Koalas, welcome to the campfire, ready to send an Elephant home?" They all nodded. "Okay, the votes have been casted, Elephants, when I call your names please stand right here next to Chef," Chris said. "The following campers are safe from elimination and get to stay at camp for the next three days, but the person going home will be forced to go on the boat of losers and never return, ever," Chris said.

"The following are safe:

Avery

Addison

Val

Nia

Tess

EJ

Taylor O.

Wyatt

Eliza

Eva

Noah

(Surprisingly) Ezekiel

A-Spen

Jacques

Josee

Bridgette

Geoff

Jughead

Mal

Evie

Justin

Nini

Lindsay

Rowena

Ella

Brick

and lastly, Dawn"

Topher looked shocked. "Why me guys?!" He asked the Koalas. "Cheating isn't right amigo," Alejandro said. "Yea, you should try winning the fair way," Harley said. 'Welp, boat of losers is that-a-way Topher, adios," Chris said. Topher sighed and walked off to the boat of losers. "Well, that was fun wasn't it?" Chris asked the teams. "We're going to bed," Eva said. Everybody but Chris left, and the cameras turned to him. "Will the Koalas keep their winning streak? Or will the Elephants take the lead? Find out on Total. Drama. Ultimate Season!"

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Last time on Total. Drama. Ultimate Season! *Camera flashes back to when we met the teams* We met all of our new campers, along with some old ones. *Camera flashes to the cliff diving* Some jumped the cliff and made it *Camera shows Heather, Alejandro, Alex, And Harley's Jumps* Some did not but tried again *Camera flashes to Taylor's scary jump* And some chickened out *Camera shows Beth and Sky taking the chicken hat* And in the end, while the Koalas lost, the Elephants sent home me wannabe Topher *Camera flashes to Topher leaving* 1 down 55 more to go. Who will stay and win the million? Find out on Total. Drama. Ultimate Season!!

(Intro plays)

"So, no Topher, seems quite nice actually..." Bridgette said. She was trying to cheer up the Elephants during their hot tub party. Geoff was nice enough to invite the Koalas to the party, and he even helped them with their heater that Topher ruined. "Welp, this has been a little too peaceful...." Duncan said. "Yea, do you think that Chris is even here?" Willa asked. "HELLO CAMPERS!" Chris shouted. "And there it is," Addison said. "What now Chris?" Spinelli asked him. "I've come to warn you of the next challenge," he said, "Well, what is it?" Alex asked him. "Let's just say, most of you may not like it," Chris said, walking off. "What a jerk!" Mal said. "I know, what should we talk about?" Rosie asked. "Well, what's everybody scared of?" Avery asked. "Well, I'm afraid of being second to my sister Amy, and now that she's here it's just worse!" Sammy said. "I'll go with Sammy on her fear, I just can't stand being second to my brother Justin!" Alex said. "I can't stand my brother José, somehow I'm always second to him," Alejandro said. "My fear would be drowning I guess," Val said. "Being alone in the woods!" Bridgette said. "Clowns!" Ella said. "Changes, like my parents' divorce," Rowena said. "Having to eat a dead animal," Dawn said, "Either physical activities or idiots, or my eight siblings," Noah said. "I'm not scared of anything that Chris can get," Addison said. "Then what are you afraid of?" Taylor asked her. "Unicorns, and if he tries something it can't be a horse with a horn, cause those things are just funny," she said. "The dark," Anna-Kat said. "Things being deleted off my phone," Taylor O. said. "I'm with her on that, I would kill myself if anyone tried deleting my selfies!" Kitty said. "Green jello," Courtney said. "Can I also second the deleting stuff, I couldn't bear if somebody deleted one of my selfies also," Taylor said. "Being with a dragon, I know their not real but the pictures are scary!" Teddy said. "While I'm not scared of them, I can't stand these girls at my school," Spinelli said. "What are their names?" Avery asked. "Ashley," she said. "All of them?" Wyatt asked her. She nodded. "Well, I'm scared of thunder," Willa said. "I haven't done enough things to be scared of them, everything that seems scary is actually interesting to me," A-Spen said. "They're not lying about that either, I guess my fear would be that stupid leash Alejandro's got," A-Li said. "Either my annoying little brother or sumo wrestlers," Heather said. "Either the dark or Celine Dion standees," Duncan said. "Being buried alive," Gwen said. "Being buried in bugs," Beth said. "Planes are freaky!" Izzy said. "I guess having to become ugly for a day," Justin said. "I also agree with that!" Lindsay said. "I guess my dad," EJ said. "I'll second Heather's thing about her sibling, I can't stand my older sister Rachel," Harley said. "Losing," A-Lan said. "Well, I guess my fear would be being locked in a room with no way out," Wyatt said. "Mimes," Trent said. "Spiders," LeShawna said. "Hail, small but deadly," Geoff said. "Being stuck with my mom," Uma said. "Drowning as well," Mal said. "Somebody ruining my fashion sketchbook!" Evie said. "I ain't scared of anything eh, but don't ya think these fears are a little babyish?" Ezekiel asked. Everyone turned to him. "What's that supposed to mean?" Courtney asked him. "You couldn't even get through your fear, which wouldn't that make you a failure?" She shuddered at the word failure. "Moving on feral boy, my fear would be being seen as weak," Eva said. "Mine is losing at basketball," Tess said. "My mom," Nia said. "Having defuse a time bomb," Cody said. "Pressure," Rosie said. Courtney slightly flinched. "Change," Ricky said. "Well, I guess mine would be Jo," Brick said. "Your scared of that weakling?" Eva asked him. "Either her or Lightning," he responded.  "I guess mine would also be losing," Josee said. "Same here," Jacques said. "Musicals," Mack said. "Why musicals?" Geoff asked her. "When you've been through what I have you'd know why," she said. "Being rejected," Audrey said. "Having to stop being perfect," Avery said. Courtney flinched again(not that anybody noticed). "Either sharing or the tooth fairy," Jughead said. "My computer being destroyed," Eliza said. "Flying," Nini said. "I'll also go with flying," Zoey said.

-The next day-

"Morning campers!" Chris said, causing everyone to groan. "Ready for the next challenge?" He asked them. "Phobia factor?" Bridgette said. "Close, it's actually a phobia talent show," everybody looked confused. "For every phobia that is completed, that person is eligible to compete in the talent show, which the top three people will be chosen by you guys' leaders Alejandro and Taylor O," Chris said. "Since when did they become the leaders?" Uma asked confused. "I do it by the names I said first, so if either one of them gets voted out Eliza and Zoey become the leaders," Chris said. "Okay, so how do you expect us to do those fears?" Mack asked him. "Well, you'll see. José! Justin! Amy! Rachel! Damien! Can you come here please?" Heather, Alejandro, Harley, Sammy, and Alex froze. The camera flashed back to when these fears were mentioned.

-Flashbacks-

. "Well, I'm afraid of being second to my sister Amy, and now that she's here it's just worse!" Sammy said.

" I'll go with Sammy on her fear, I just can't stand being second to my brother Justin!" Alex said.

"I can't stand my brother José, somehow I'm always second to him," Alejandro said.

"Either my annoying little brother or sumo wrestlers," Heather said.

"I'll second Heather's thing about her sibling, I can't stand my older sister Rachel," Harley said.

-End Flashbacks-

"You guys have to spend the entire day with these five," Chris said. "I hate you Chris," Heather said. "I know, Duncan. Anna-Kat, Wyatt, come with me. Just you three in a dark room with no way out," Chris said, causing the three to stare at him.

-Flashbacks-

"The dark," Anna-Kat said.

"Well, I guess my fear would be being locked in a room with no way out," Wyatt said.

"Either the dark or Celine Dion standees," Duncan said.

-End Flashbacks-

"You really love to torture us, don't you?" Duncan asked him. "Chef, escort them please," Chris said as Chef picked the three of them up. "Hey! Put us down!" Wyatt said. Chef dragged the three of them off, and Chris turned back to the five of them. "Your challenge starts now," Chris said. 

*Alejandro's Confessional*

He really wants to die doesn't he?!

*End Confessional*

Chris turned to Kitty, Taylor O., and Taylor and all three girls gulped.

-Flashbacks-

"Things being deleted off my phone," Taylor O. said.

"I'm with her on that, I would kill myself if anyone tried deleting my selfies!" Kitty said.

"Can I also second the deleting stuff, I couldn't bear if somebody deleted one of my selfies also," Taylor said.

-End flashbacks- 

"Hand over the phones ladies!" He said. They all gulped and reluctantly gave him their phones. "'I'll wait until Chef comes back, why hasn't he come back yet?" The camera flashes to where Chef is chasing Anna-Kat while still holding Wyatt and Duncan. "GET BACK HERE NOW!" Chef said. "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!" Anna-Kat said. "So, what did we do to deserve this," Wyatt asked Duncan. "Absolutely nothing," he said. Camera flashes back to Chris, who turned back to Alejandro. "Can I have your 'Heather Leash' for Miss A-Li here?" A-Li stared at him. "DO YOU WANT TO TEST ME MCLEAN? I CAN VAPORIZE YOU I'M NOT AFRAID TO!" A-Li shouted. "I'll go get the leash," Alejandro said, walking off. "Addison, my friend mothership here has something special for you and A-Spen," A-Spen looks at Chris confused. Soon Mothership beamed down a unicorn, causing A-Spen to go and try pet it, only for it to start breathing fire and they ran off, with Addison in tow. Alejandro came back with his leash and handed it to Chris.

-Flashbacks-

"They're not lying about that either, I guess my fear would be that stupid leash Alejandro's got," A-Li said.

-End Flashbacks-

"You'll have to be on this leash for the entire day," A-Li growled at him. Meanwhile, Chef had finally caught up Anna-Kat and blindfolded the three of them and locked them into a dark room with what would look like there's no way out. "How long do you think we'll have to be in here?" Duncan asked. "I don't know, but since we're here, let's talk you and Courtney and Gwen," Anna-Kat said. "Yea, when are you going to show Courtney that you're sorry for breaking her heart, I'm pretty sure at some point you promised her that you'll always be there for here," Wyatt said. "Well, I guess after me and Gwen started getting close everything I promised her seemed to leave my mind," Duncan said. "Well, maybe if you try to prove to Courtney that you can be the boyfriend she's going to need, maybe she'll take you back," Anna-Kat said. Duncan began to take those words into deep consideration. Meanwhile Chef walked back to Chris. "Good, now will you help me delete something off these girls' phones," Kitty gulped.

*Kitty's Confessional*

I Need To Do This, This Can Prove To Emma That I Can Do This! You've Got This Kitty, You'll Just Take Some New Selfies In The Place Of The Old Ones!

*End Confessional*

Chris turned on Kitty's phone and went straight to her photos. "Which one should I do?" He questioned. He found one, which just happened to be Kitty's favorite. He went to the delete button, and Kitty watched him delete the photo. "That's one point for the Koalas!" Chris said. Kitty grabbed her phone and took a quick selfie. "and now for the other two," both Taylors gulped. Chris grabbed both girls phones and began looking for the perfect things to delete. "I Can't!" Taylor grabbed her phone and ran off. Chris and Chef turned back to Taylor O., who still stood there waiting. "Well, gonna do it or not?" She asked him. He smirked and deleted one of her contacts(unbeknownst to Taylor it was her dad...) "A point for the Elephants, let's go check on our friends in the dark shall we?" Chris said to the teams. They all followed him to where the room was. "HOW'S IT GOING IN THERE?" Chris yelled. He waited for a response. "OH WE'RE FINE! WE'RE JUST PLANNING HOW TO KILL CHRIS IF HE DOESN'T BACK AWAY BUT WE'RE FINE!" Anna-Kat said. "Okay then..." Chris said. He walked away from the door. He soon walked over to where A-Spen was busy petting the unicorn. "Well, looks like the Elephants get another point, and another great option for the talent show," Chris said. Addison walked back over to the unicorn, and in her hand she had an apple. "Correction, two points," Chris said. 

*Addison's Confessional* 

I ALMOST Forfeited, But Then Didn't

*End Confessional*

Chris turned to Spinelli. "Your turn Spinelli," he said. She sighed, or growled, can't really tell.

-Flashbacks-

"While I'm not scared of them, I can't stand these girls at my school," Spinelli said.

"What are their names?" Avery asked. "Ashley," she said. "All of them?" Wyatt asked her. She nodded.

-End Flashbacks-

"You'll have to spend the entire day with these four girls, or you could forfeit," Chris said. "Put a sock in it McLean," Spinelli responded. If Alejandro and Harley could do this, she could too, right?

"Who will forfeit? Who will compete? And who will Taylor O. and Alejandro chose for the talent show? Find out here on Total. Drama. Ultimate Season!"

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"Well, this stinks," Spinelli said. She turned to Ashley A., Ashley B., Ashley Q. and Ashley T. "It could be worse ya know," Rosie said. "Well, I sure hope your ready, cause you and Cody are next!" Chris said. She and Cody stared at each other.

-Flashbacks-

 "Having defuse a time bomb," Cody said.

"Pressure," Rosie said.

-End Flashbacks-

They followed Chris to a bomb Chris made from some of the stuff around camp. "This time bomb has to be defused in under ten minutes or less, no pressure...." Chris said. 

*Rosie's Confessional*

YOU DON'T SAY NO PRESSURE AND THEN GIVE THAT PERSON PRESSURE!

*End Confessional*

"Well, should we try and figure this out?" Cody asked the queen. She began pacing the floor. "Well, we may have to figure out how to defuse it without either one of us getting hurt," Rosie said. Meanwhile, Duncan, Wyatt, and Anna-Kat were busy talking about ways Duncan can apologize to Courtney. "You could get her flowers and maybe take her on a fancy date, you know, one she's always wanted," Anna-Kat offered. Duncan thought about it. Courtney always complained about him not being too romantic, so maybe this would work.  "Yea, maybe that could work!" Duncan said. Soon the three of them saw a light in the room. "Times up!" Chef said. The three of them ran out of the room, and quickly towards their friends. "Can I help you?" Taylor O. asked her sister. "I never thought I'd see you again!" Anna-Kat said. "It was only an hour!" Geoff said. "An hour too long!" Wyatt said. "That's two points for the Koalas and one point for the Elephants," Chris said. He turned to the Koalas. "Behind by one point, let's hope the six of them are going to complete their challenges, meanwhile, I'll need Bridgette, Val, EJ, Nia, Noah, and Dawn, I have surprises for you guys," the six of them gulped. Soon everybody heard an explosion. "Well, there goes two point for the Koalas, Rosie and Cody just flunked their fear," Chris said. The Koalas sighed. Surely the two of them tried, right? Chris dragged off the said six he chose, and took all but Bridgette to the mess hall. "Wait out here Bridgette," Chris said. He took the five of them into the mess hall. "Noah, I'm sure you remember Chloe, Steven, Henry, Alexandra, Carl, Kayden, Winnie and Fred, your older siblings?" Noah sighed.

*Noah's Confessional*

When I meant idiots, I didn't think he'd actually get some

*End Confessional*

-Flashbacks-

 "Either physical activities or idiots, or my eight siblings," Noah said. 

-End Flashbacks-

"Oh and EJ, Nia, I have two surprises for you, you remember Cash Caswell and Raven Baxter-Carter, right?" Chris asked them, causing both of them to gasp. 

-Flashbacks-

"I guess my dad," EJ said.

"My mom," Nia said.

-End Flashbacks-

"Hello dad," EJ said timidly. "Son," Cash said. "And finally, Dawn, you hungry?" Chris asked as Chef placed a rib(dead pig) in front of her, and she gulped. 

-Flashbacks-

"Having to eat a dead animal," Dawn said

-End Flashbacks-

"You'll have to have a full conversation with these people, and Dawn, you'll have to eat this whole plate of ribs, Val, come with me and Bridgette please?" Val followed Chris and Bridgette into the woods. "You'll have to stay here for an hour, since you couldn't do six last time," Chris told Bridgette, who gulped and nodded. 

-Flashbacks-

 "Being alone in the woods!" Bridgette said.

-End Flashbacks-

(A Bunch Of Fears Later And We're On To The Final Two, Ezekiel And Courtney,!)

"Well, good luck Koalas, you're going to need it, cause the last person on your team is Courtney," they all turned to her. "And what exactly are you going to do, make her jump in a pool of green jelly?" Duncan asked. "Nope, apparently she has a much different fear, so Courtney, come with me," Chris said. Everybody followed the two, confused at what her second fear could be. "If anybody was watching Courtney's motions, we'll know what her fear was," Chris said. 

-Flashbacks-

"You couldn't even get through your fear, which wouldn't that make you a failure?" She shuddered at the word failure.

"Pressure," Rosie said. Courtney slightly flinched. 

 "Having to stop being perfect," Avery said. Courtney flinched again(not that anybody noticed).

-End Flashbacks-

"Well, what was it?" Heather asked. "If there's one thing Courtney can't stand, it's having to fail," Chris said. Everybody turned to her. "Failing is your fear?" Spinelli asked her. "Yea, never had to fail anything, until this rolled around," she muttered. Chris smirked and grabbed her hand, dragging her into a room, where her parents where. "Mom? Dad?" She asked. "Yes Courtney Gracelynn, and we're here to make sure you don't make a single mistake," her mother said. "Actually, your here to watch her fail," Chris explained. They both glared at Courtney. She gulped.

*Courtney's Confessional-

This Is Bad, THIS IS VERY BAD!

*End Confessional*

"Courtney, if you will, please start playing this piece on the violin," Chris said, giving Courtney a piece she's never done before. "Uh, oki?" She said, glaring at the piece. She started it, but then started to lose focus and starting messing up. She could tell her mother was writing down her failures right now, so she kept playing. "And that's a point for the Koalas, Elephants, you and Ezekiel are up!" They all turned to him. Chris dragged in a familiar Jersey Shore wannabe. "Your fear is Anne Maria?" Sammy asked him. "No, his fear is being rejected by said girl," Chris said, smirking. "All you gotta do is ask her out," they all turned to Ezekiel. "This could be a make or break moment for her, all you have to do is ask for a date!" Geoff said. Ezekiel walked up to her, and then ran. "Well, looks like the Koalas win, now time to pick out the talents!" Chris said. They all turned to Alejandro and Taylor O. "Well, time to go the cabin grounds and pick talents!" Alejandro said. They all walked off and went to go pick out talents.

-With the Koalas-

"Let's see what you got in a minute, hey Courtney, can I talk to you for a minute?" Alejandro asked her. "Uh, sure?" She said. He grabbed her arm and walked off with her. When they were somewhere more private he stared at her. "Are your parents abusive hermosa?" He asked her. "Uh, no, why on earth would you think that?" She asked nervously. "I can relate to that, being a diplomat's son I know what happens when you give a wrong impression that upsets your parents. And your mother was writing down every last mistake you made while playing that piece, even though you were supposed to do it on purpose!" She stared at him. "You won't tell anyone, will you?" She asked, looking at the ground. "Nope, but I want to make sure this hasn't affected you in anyway or form that you would think of doing any self-harm," she looked at the ground again. "I can't help it sometimes," she said softly. "Well, tell me when you feel like you need to, okay?" He asked her. She nodded. "Great, come on, we've got talents to judge, and maybe this time you'll get to play your violin in the show," he said. 

-With the Elephants-

Taylor O. smiled. They already had one act, and that was Bridgette standing on her head. "Alright, next?" Next was Jacques and Josee's ice skating routine, which it was easy for them to do it without ice. "Alrighty, the ice dancers and Bridgette are our acts, who's next?" Val raised her hand. "I can sing!" She said. "Perfect! We have all of our acts!" Taylor O. said happily. Chris walked up to the team. "Any luck?" He asked Taylor O. "We have all of our acts ready! Oh and Bridgette, I suggest not eating before your act," she nodded, as she also didn't want a repeat of last time.

-With the Koalas-

"Okay, we have Courtney's Violin and Trent's singing, who's gonna be our final act?" Sky raised her hand. "I can do my gymnastics routine!" She said. "And there's the final act, we've got this team!" Alejandro said. Chris walked up to them. "Done guys, cause the Elephants are surely done," he asked them. "Yup, we've got our routines ready!" Alejandro said. "Alrighty then, get ready for the talent show!" The team walked off and Chris turned to the camera. "Who will win? Who will send somebody home? And who will most impress the judges? Find out on Total. Drama. Ultimate Season!"

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"Welcome to the Total. Drama. Ultimate Season talent show! It's the Daring Koalas vs. Charming Elephants!" Chris said to the audience at home. The camera showed the logos, which for the Koalas was a red Koala jumping into a lake, and for the Elephants was a purple Elephant wearing a suit and bow tie and top hat. The camera then flashes back to reality of the show, where the Koalas were getting ready for the show. "And done!" Sky said. Alejandro smiled, seeing Courtney practicing her violin. Meanwhile the Elephants were busy practicing their talents. "Great job guys!" Addison said. Soon Chris walked over to the contestants. "It's time to show us what you're made of!" Chris said. Soon he walked out to the crowd. "Welcome to the talent show, where six talents will battle it out for their teams and will be judged by our judges Tyler and TJ! Let's meet our first act, from the Elephants we have Bridgette!" Bridgette walked out on the stage on her hands. "And your talent is?" Chris asked her. "Well, standing on my hands for twenty minutes," she said. "Cool, somebody set a twenty minute timer, I wanna see if she can actually do it," Tyler said. Chef set a twenty minute timer, and everyone was surprised that she could do it. "And that's Bridgette from the Elephants. Next act is from the Koalas, and that act is Courtney's violin solo!" Chris said. Courtney walked out there and started playing the violin. Everything seemed to be going great, until she looked in the crowd. There her parents were writing down mistakes she was making, and that caused her to run off the stage. "Well, that was unexpected. Will the Elephants finally win and send a Koala home? Or will the Koalas regain winning status? Find out on Total. Drama. Ultimate Season!"

Courtney was crying against her knees as her head sunk into them. I failed. I failed my parents, my friends, and my team. I deserve to go home. Courtney was left alone with her thoughts until she felt a hand on her shoulder. "You okay princess?" That familiar nickname caused her to turn around and see Duncan standing behind her. "Why do you care?" She asked him. He wrapped his arms around her. "Cause I care about you princess, and if given the chance, I'd like to start over and redo our relationship. But no lists," he said. She sniffled and smiled. He really does care! I guess I was wrong about him, and maybe about Gwen as well. She wrapped her arms around him and cried into his chest. Unbeknownst to them Beth was watching nearby and ran off to go tell Gwen. "Duncan apologized, now will you do it?" Gwen rolled her eyes. "Courtney still needs to apologize, I went to All Stars to try and make things right, but instead she just made things worse!" Beth sighed. Sure, the chart thing was a little bit much, but so was stealing her boyfriend!

Chris walked up to the judges. "What's the scores so far?" He asked them. "Well, we gave Bridgette a six and Courtney a five, but that's only because she ran off the stage halfway," TJ said. Chris walked back to the teams. "Well, the Elephants are ahead by one point, next up we have Val's song!" Val sighed and grabbed the microphone.

(Song: Walk Away by Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical 3: Seinor Year)

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Last time on Total. Drama. Ultimate Season: *Camera Flashes To The Campers Telling Their Fears* Lots Of Fears Were Revealed, And Most Were Completed. *Camera Flashes To The Talent Show,* Lots Of Campers Did Well *Camera Flashes To Courtney Running Off The Stage* Some Not So Well. *Camera Flashes To Alejandro And Courtney's Talk* Alejandro Figured Out Courtney's Secret *Camera Flashes To Courtney And Duncan* And Duncan Remade His Promise To Be Her One And Only. Who Will Win, Who Will Lose, And Who Will Take The Million? FInd Out On Total. Drama. Ultimate Season!- Chris McLean

(Daring Koalas: Alejandro, Zoey, Mack, Cody, Kitty, Uma, Gwen, Duncan, Trent Courtney, Heather, LeShawna, Harley, Alex, Rosie, Spinelli, Anna-Kat, Taylor, A-Lan, A-Li, Uma, Willa, Audrey, Izzy, Sky, Teddy, Beth, Ricky, And Sammy. Charming Elephants: Taylor O., Eliza, Wyatt, Addison, A-Spen, Noah, Eva, Jacques, Josee, Rowena, Ella, Topher, Bridgette, Geoff, Avery, Ezekiel, Mal, Evie, Justin, Jughead, Nini, Val, EJ, Lindsay, Brick, Dawn, Tess, and Nia.)

 Theme song starts

(Theme song starts with Chris pushing away Topher from the camera view.)

Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,

(Then it flashes over to where A-Lan, Josee, Jacques, Rowena, Eva, And Lindsay playing dodge ball, only for Lindsay to get distracted by Tyler walking over to her, and that causes her to get knocked out by the ball. )

You guys are on my mind.

(Lindsay flies over to where Avery, Courtney, Noah, and Anna-Kat are reading books and that causes Courtney to get scared. Courtney jumps and lands into Duncan’s arms, which then Gwen rolls her eyes while Beth is trying to get her to talk to Courtney.)

You asked me what I wanted to be, And now I think the answer is plain to see,

(Camera then flashes over to where Willa, Uma, Heather, and Kitty are annoying the remainder of the judges(Jose, Emma, Wynter, Lewie, Beast, Daphne, TJ, PJ, Zed, Maddox, and Booker) while Amy is bossing around Sammy.)

I wanna be famous,

(Amy then gets pushed into the ocean by an annoyed Addison, and Sky and Teddy throw water balloons at the others. )

I wanna live close to the sun,

(Camera then flashes over to Chef, who is getting cooking lessons by Rosie, with Tess, Dawn, Bridgette, And A-Spen being the taste testers. )

Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,

(Then the camera flashes over to where Spinelli and A-Li were having an arm wrestling contest while Ella is showing Mal, Audrey, Izzy, Ricky, Mack, Cody, Alex, Trent, LeShawna, both Taylors, Geoff, EJ, and Jughead how her singing attracts animals. )

Everything to prove, nothing in my way, I'll get there one day. Cause, I wanna be famous!

(Then the camera flashes to where Ezekiel was trying to hit on Nia, causing Brick to push him into some mud, where Harley and Wyatt were playing in. )

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

(The camera then turns to Evie, who is measuring Justin, Nini, Val, and Zoey while Alejandro is helping her make clothes with Eliza’s help until the sewing machine catches on fire. The intro ends with the campfire where Courtney and Duncan are sitting next to each other until Beth pushes Gwen over there and everyone else whistles the ending.)

"This is surprisingly better than Chef's food from last week," Sky said to Zoey. The teams were busy eating breakfast prepared by Chef. Recently Chef has been getting cooking lessons from Rosie, so the campers would better perform in challenges. "What do you think today's challenge is?" Beth asked Gwen. "Probably another mix of challenges from other seasons, he hasn't been that original lately," Gwen told her. "Campers, we have a problem!" Chef said. "What now??" A-Spen asked him. "Chris is missing! Blaineley left this note saying 'if you want your host then come and bring me the million dollars to be able to host my own show with Topher!'" "Who would want to host with him?" Willa asked. "We need to save Chris!" Avery said to her. "Well, we need to think of a strategy on how! We can't just get him!" Bridgette said. "We can do some sort of trick on them," A-Li said. Everybody leaned in closer to hear her plan.

Meanwhile, Chris wasn't the only one Blaineley and Topher kidnapped. They also took Alejandro, Courtney, Taylor, Brick, Wyatt, Dawn, and Heather. "Ugh, where are we?" Alejandro asked, gripping his head in pain. "Hello, amigo," Topher said. Alejandro looked up and saw both Blaineley and Topher in front of him. "Where are we?" He demanded to know. "Can't say, it's very private," Blaineley said. "Where's the rest of my team?" "Courtney's over there," Topher said, pointing to where the CIT was knocked out. Alejandro quickly ran over to her and shook her. "Ugh, what happened?" She asked, looking around at her surroundings. "When they bring us the million dollars, you may be able to go free," Topher said, slamming the door to the cage they were in. The slam caused the other three to wake up. "What in the-" Chris muttered as he woke up. "Where are we?" Wyatt asked. "Kidnapped by Blaineley and Topher, guess they want revenge," Alejandro said, quite worried. "Well, how are we supposed to get out? We still have a game to do ya know," Taylor said. "Not if they bring the million here," Alejandro told her. "What?!" The others shrieked. 

"So, how do we get that?" Addison asked after hearing A-Li's plan. "Well, we need to find some fake money and make a million out of it," she said. "We could use McLean money, it has no value and works perfectly to trick Blaineley and Topher," Chef said. "That's perfect, so we can get Chris back and be able to continue our show!" Nini said. "Team save Chris on three! 1,2,3-" "TEAM SAVE CHRIS!"

Alejandro groaned as his headache grew worse. "How much longer do you even plan on keeping us here?" Courtney asked Blaineley and Topher. "As long as we need too princess," Topher said. He felt something hit him, hard. He turned to Wyatt, who had launched his shoe at him. "What? Is it not hit the idiot day?" Wyatt asked him. Topher rolled his eyes. "Look, we need the million now, so just hand it over and we won't have any problems," Blaineley said. A-Lan was on the other end trying to negotiate, since that was part of A-Li's plan. Alejandro chuckled and smirked.

"We'll be back Chef, watch the camp while we're gone!" Addison said. After they left Chef started calling everybody that these kids knew, believing they may not come back. And so they set off to get back Chris. "We're sure this is going to work?" Spinelli asked. Honestly she wasn't the only one thinking that. "Positive," A-Li said. "Alright, so where do we even go and meet them anyways?" Ezekiel asked them. "That's a good question," Bridgette said. "We could try calling back and asking," Everybody turned to Kitty. "That could work-" Alex was cut of with screaming. They all had fallen into a trap, and to make matters worse, they're ankles are badly bruised.  "Ugh, great. Now how do we get to them now?" LeShawna asked. "This can't be entirely bad guys, we're in an abandoned mine, which if we all remember from all stars is where Ezekiel kidnapped Chris. So maybe Chris could be here!" Trent said. They all turned to him. "He's right, let's go look for Chris!" Rosie said.

"Why again did you call us here?" Queen Sofia asked Chef. "Well, your kids set out to go and obviously do something stupid and I'm not sure if they'll make it back," Chef responded. "This whole show is a stupid decision in itself," Missy Wells said, getting some agreeing answers from the other parents. "Mom? Dad? What are you doing here?" Emma asked. "Kitty and the others went to go and look for the host," Emma & Kitty's mom Mrs.Hemsworth said. Emma looked at her. "Then they also went after some of the contestants that were kidnapped too, right?" Chef turned to Emma. "What contestants?" He asked her. "Well, the leaders Alejandro and Taylor, then they also took Courtney, Heather, Wyatt, Dawn, and Brick," she said. "THEY TOOK MY BABY?!" Brick's mom yelled. Some of the other parents(of the kidnapped contestants) also started worrying. "This is not good," Booker said to TJ and Tyler, who nodded in agreement.

"So, Topher, how have you been since the last time we've met?" Brick asked Topher, trying to start conversation. "Oh, I've been well. I've been planning my revenge on Alejandro and his team, so that's good, how have you been?" Brick sighed. "Look, that was all in the past man, plus you caused that on yourself. You decided to mess with the team's heater so our team would win, and that isn't playing fair," Taylor said to him. He rolled his eyes and walked off. "So, we're all stuck in this creepy place, does anybody have any clue where we are?" Heather asked. "I've been saying 'nobody knows Heather' for the past five minutes now, so it should sink in by now," Courtney said. "Wait, this is the abandoned mine!" Brick shouted. The others looked to him hopefully. "They'll know where to look for us!" Dawn said. 

"Does anybody else hear shouting?" Geoff asked the crew. "Yea, sounds like Brick," Duncan said. "Wait, why does that sound like Brick??" Izzy asked worriedly. "Do you think they kidnapped him as well?" Ricky asked. "They might have," Mack said.  "So that means we must be close!" Addison said. The crew walked(or more like limped) towards a place where Blaineley was sitting, waiting for them. "Where's the money?" She asked. "Where's the captives?" Willa asked. Blaineley grabbed her walkie-talkie. "Let 'em go Topher, they've brought the money," she said. They all waited for the others to come. "Okay, here they are," Topher said. "Hey guys!" Wyatt said. "YOU KIDNAPPED MY BROTHER?!" Uma and Avery had to hold Willa back from killing both Blaineley and Topher. "The money, now," Addison threw the case at them and they all ran out of the mine. When Blaineley opened the case, she was angered. She grabbed Topher. "Get the guards," he nodded. 

"Okay, we've got everybody here, so now we can go back to camp!" Lindsay said. Soon they all heard the sound of stomping. "That can't be good...." EJ said. "YOU GUYS THINK YOU CAN FOOL ME? WELL THINK AGAIN!" Blaineley shouted. "EVERYBODY RUN!" Gwen shouted. They all took off running, with the guards following in pursuit. Soon they made it to where the camp was in full view. Meanwhile Chef was trying to calm down the parents. "Look, they'll be back, okay?" Amy and Sammy's mom Mrs.Bowman looked at Chef. "REALLY? CAUSE I DON'T SEE SAMEY HERE!" "It's Sammy," Booker said, standing up for her. "Look! They're coming back!" TJ Said. True, they had finally reached camp. "Okay, that is officially my workout for the day," Val said. "Amen to that," Rowena said. "THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE SAFE!" Alejandro looked up. "Mama?" He asked. "What's your mom doing here?" Nia asked him. "I have no clue," he said. "All the parents are here," Wynter said. "Why though?" An out of breath Josee asked her. "Chef didn't think you'd make it," Emma said. "You didn't believe in the rescue crew?" Jacques asked him. "I did, but with Blaineley you'll never know what to expect," Chef said. "That is true, that woman had some fricking guards!" Mal said. "And we may or may not have broken our ankles," Audrey said. "Well, your all safe here, so now what?" Emma asked. Everybody turned to Chris. "Uh, I guess we can *sigh* have a party to celebrate," Geoff smiled brightly(see why Chris sighed,) and turned to everybody. "Okay, I'm planning, so I'll need to know everybody's allergies," he said. So yea, this is the end of today's episode!

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Last Time On Total Drama: Ultimate Season! *Camera Flashes* Me And Some Of The Campers Were Kidnapped! *Camera Flashes* And The Remainder Set Out To Come Rescue Us( I'm Rescue Pack! Coming To The Rescue! Rescue Pack! Coming To The Rescue!) *Camera Flashes* While Chef Didn't Believe They'd Make It Back. *Camera Flashes* We Found Out Just How Crazy Blaineley Can Be. Weird Right? Well Now We're Still Down To 54 Contestants, But What Surprises Does This Show Have Instore? Find Out On Total. Drama. Ultimate Season!- Chris

 Theme song starts

(Theme song starts with Chris pushing away Topher from the camera view.)

Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,

(Then it flashes over to where A-Lan, Josee, Jacques, Rowena, Eva, And Lindsay playing dodge ball, only for Lindsay to get distracted by Tyler walking over to her, and that causes her to get knocked out by the ball. )

You guys are on my mind.

(Lindsay flies over to where Avery, Courtney, Noah, and Anna-Kat are reading books and that causes Courtney to get scared. Courtney jumps and lands into Duncan’s arms, which then Gwen rolls her eyes while Beth is trying to get her to talk to Courtney.)

You asked me what I wanted to be, And now I think the answer is plain to see,

(Camera then flashes over to where Willa, Uma, Heather, and Kitty are annoying the remainder of the judges(Jose, Emma, Wynter, Lewie, Beast, Daphne, TJ, PJ, Zed, Maddox, and Booker) while Amy is bossing around Sammy.)

I wanna be famous,

(Amy then gets pushed into the ocean by an annoyed Addison, and Sky and Teddy throw water balloons at the others. )

I wanna live close to the sun,

(Camera then flashes over to Chef, who is getting cooking lessons by Rosie, with Tess, Dawn, Bridgette, And A-Spen being the taste testers. )

Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,

(Then the camera flashes over to where Spinelli and A-Li were having an arm wrestling contest while Ella is showing Mal, Audrey, Izzy, Ricky, Mack, Cody, Alex, Trent, LeShawna, both Taylors, Geoff, EJ, and Jughead how her singing attracts animals. )

Everything to prove, nothing in my way, I'll get there one day. Cause, I wanna be famous!

(Then the camera flashes to where Ezekiel was trying to hit on Nia, causing Brick to push him into some mud, where Harley and Wyatt were playing in. )

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

(The camera then turns to Evie, who is measuring Justin, Nini, Val, and Zoey while Alejandro is helping her make clothes with Eliza’s help until the sewing machine catches on fire. The intro ends with the campfire where Courtney and Duncan are sitting next to each other until Beth pushes Gwen over there and everyone else whistles the ending.)

Blaineley smiled at Topher. “You ready to do this?” She asked him. He nodded. “I was born ready,” he smiled. Soon the cameras started rolling. “Hello wonderful world! Welcome to Camp Triumph! Here is where 22 people will enjoy summer by doing something I like to call, camp wars,” Blaineley said. “Here, they’ll compete in normal summer camp challenges and the winning team will be safe from eliminations, where the losers will send someone home,” Topher explained. “Oh, and here comes two of them now,” The boat arrived with a purple haired girl wearing a yellow crop top and light blue pants. Another girl on the boat was an African-American girl wearing a white top and a brown miniskirt. “Welcome Sierra and NayVee,” Blaineley said. “Thanks for having me and two of my sisters here,” NayVee said. On the next boat were said siblings.

One had red hair in curls and was wearing a beige shirt with white and yellow checkered overalls. The next one was wearing a pink top with a purple jacket and blue jeans. “Welcome ElleCee and PaisLee!” Blaineley said. The two girls walked off the boat and walked over to their older sister. Next person that came was a boy with dark brown hair. He was wearing a black shirt with a leather jacket and black jeans (Really? Another Jughead huh?). He was also wearing black tennis shoes. “Shane Grey, welcome aboard!” Topher said. Shane smiled and hopped off the boat. “Ouch, am I seriously the only guy so far?” He asked. “Looks like it man,” Sierra said. Shane sighed and stood next PaisLee. Next came two blondes, and you could mistake them for twins. One’s hair was slightly lighter and she was wearing a silver leather jacket with a pink shirt and blue jeans. The other was wearing a purple shirt with a huge yellow star and was also wearing blue jeans. “Welcome Payton and Jordyn!” Topher said, helping the girls off the boat. (Contestants so far: ElleCee, Jordyn, NayVee, PaisLee, Payton, Shane, Sierra.)

 The next contestants were twins, in fact identical twins. “Zack! Cody! Thank you for joining us today!” Blaineley said. The two boys hopped off the boat. “Thank goodness I’m not the only guy anymore!” Shane said, causing the girls around him to start laughing. Next came another girl, she was wearing a designer pink shirt, designer purple jeans and some designer pink shoes (since she just insisted I say that…) “Welcome London,” Topher said. “Oh, I thought I was going to be with a lot of strangers but I see some people I know are still here,” she said, glaring at Zack and Cody. Next came and African-American girl with straight black hair and was wearing a white shirt with a red and black flannel jacket with matching pants and blue tennis shoes. “Welcome Chyna one of our two resident musicians,” Blaineley said. (Trying to one up Chris I see?) Next came another girl with long wavy brown hair. She was wearing a white shirt that had the words ‘#Squad Goals’ on the shirt and was wearing blue booty shorts. “Welcome Mackenzie!” Mackenzie smiled, cause for once she wasn’t considered to be Maddie’s sister. Next came the resident Latina, who was wearing a pink and blue stripped shirt with black ripped jeans and purple (or violet I should say) converse high tops. “Violet, it is so nice to have you on the show,” Topher said. “It’s nice to be here, the competition looks friendly, I can live with that,” she said. “We are, well I’m actually not sure about most of us,” Cody said.

Next came a girl with long wavy brown hair. She was wearing a plaid jacket with a pink shirt. She was also wearing a brown cowgirl hat and was also wearing blue jeans. “Welcome Miley, this is Camp Triumph, the place where you will be staying,” Miley smiled and walked over to the contestants. “Howdy, how’s everybody doin’ today?” She asked them. “We’re all good, how about you?” Shane said. “I’m good,” she said. (Contestants so far: Chyna, Cody, ElleCee, Jordyn, London, Mackenzie, Miley, NayVee, PaisLee, Payton, Sierra, Shane, Violet, Zack.) Next came a brunette wearing a plaid shirt and a grey vest. He was also wearing a black leather jacket and black boots. “Welcome Shawn,” the boy in question turned to the person next to him. She had red hair with pink ends and was wearing an outfit she probably made herself. She also had lilac glasses on. “You ready for this?” He asked her. “Of course, I do!” She said. “Also, welcome Dizzy!” Blaineley said. The pair stepped off the boat and walked over to the contestants. Next was two others. A boy with brown hair and a girl with blonde hair. Both were wearing Gi’s representing their dojo. “Welcome Jack and Kim!” Topher said. “Thanks for having us here, this sounds fun,” Kim said, getting off the boat. Soon came the final four: A half Spaniard-half American with curly black hair, an African American with black hair in three buns, a Chinese girl with long black hair, and a boy with brown hair. “Griff! Zuri! Tiffany! Jorge! Welcome to camp,” Blaineley said. “Anything’s better than camp with Ravi, great idea Griff,” Zuri said. “Thanks, this was so much better than having to hear Ravi,” Griff said. “This is going to be on live TV?” Jorge asked. “Yup, you bet it is!” Topher said. “Awesome!” He said. They all walked over to the end of the dock.

“Should we do promo shots?” Violet asked. “That sounds like a great idea! Why don’t we do them by where the mess hall is?” Blaineley asked. They all took their bags with them and moved over to where the cabins were, and then lined up for the promo shots. After that they all followed to where Blaineley and Topher were standing at the firepit. “This is where eliminations shall be held and that’s when somebody shall be sending home somebody from their teams. The teams are split in two, the orange team and the aqua team. If I call your name you come stand by me,” Blaineley explained. “Violet, Dizzy, Shawn, Jordyn, ElleCee, Zuri, Tiffany, Chyna, Shane, Kim, and finally Miley, you’re the orange team,” They all got up and stood next to Blaineley. “Violet is your team captain,” Topher said. Then Blaineley turned to the others. “Alright, now for the others. NayVee, PaisLee, Payton, Mackenzie, Jack, Griff, Jorge, London, Zack, Cody, and Sierra, you are the aqua team. And Miss NayVee is your team captain, now that you know your teams you should get unpacked in your cabins that you set your bags in. They’re co-ed only because there’s like few guys so it would be kind of hard to spilt it evenly,” Topher explained. But did anybody really mind?

Meanwhile, Chris got a call from the producers. “Hello?” He asked. “We just heard of this new TV show hosted by Topher and Blaineley, and people seem to be really interested in it. So, we asked their producers and they said it would be nice to see Camp Wawanakwa vs Camp Triumph, and said it’ll be better for the ratings,” Chris arched his eyebrow. “If you couldn’t tell by the last episode Blaineley and Topher tried to kill us,” Chris said. “So, stop living in the past McLean, lots of things tried to kill you,” Chris was not about to give that producer the satisfaction that he may have been right, so Chris decided to change the subject. “So, what are they even doing over there?” Chris asked. “Camp wars,” he said. “So, what am I supposed to do anyways?” Chris asked. “Just pick 11 contestants from each team, make sure that two of them are the leaders, and send them over to compete. And while they’re competing at camp wars, the remainders will continue to compete in Total Drama: The Ultimate Season,” Chris put thought into it. “Okay, call them and tell them we have a deal,” Chris said. Now all he had to do was break the news to the campers.

Meanwhile the campers were busy eating dinner with their families and friends. “You know you don’t exactly have to stay,” Gwen tried to tell her mom. “If you think I’m letting something stupid happen to you, you might as well think again!” Gwen sighed. “It’s pointless to try Gwen, trust me we all have,” Harley assured her. Chris walked in with Chef in tow. “What’s up?” Geoff said. “I’m going to need the following to come over here with me. From the Koalas I’ll need Alejandro, Sammy, Courtney, Gwen, A-Lan, Rosie, Willa, Izzy, Duncan, Sky and Kitty. From the Elephants I’ll need Taylor, Ezekiel, Wyatt, Geoff, Jacques, Jughead, Brick, Eliza, Lindsay, EJ, Nini and Val.” They all looked at each other confused. “What do you need us for?” Lindsay asked. “You will no longer be competing here on Total Drama: The Ultimate Season,” Chris said, causing the people in the room to gasp (minus José, who was laughing.) Alejandro and Heather both look at each other.

*Confessional: Alejandro and Heather*

“Is Chris Crazy?!” Alejandro said. “He can’t separate us, not now anyways!” Heather said.

*End Confessional*

“Why aren’t we competing anymore?” Kitty asked, ignoring José’s laughter. “Yea, why not?” A-Lan asked, angered by the fact he can no longer compete. “Well, you’re moving over to a new show called Camp wars, and you’ll be representing Camp Wawanakwa in this, so you shall no longer be a part of the show. So now that means the leaders have changed. The leader for the Koalas is Zoey and since both Wyatt and Eliza are leaving that would make Addison now the leader for the Elephants.” They all turned to their friends and lovers, then back to Chris. “When do we leave?” Gwen asked him. “Well, the boat comes in an hour, so that should give you enough time to say goodbye and pack,” Chris said as he and Chef left the room. “He’s serious…...” Duncan muttered. Anna-Kat quickly ran over to her friends and sister. “Don’t leave me, please,” she said. Taylor kneeled down in front of her. “I don’t think we have a choice. You stay here and compete and who knows, maybe we’ll see each other again,” Anna-Kat threw her arms around Taylor, who was trying to hold her tears.

*Confessional: Anna-Kat, Wyatt, Duncan*

“WHY?!?!” Anna-Kat said. “It’s okay, we’ll win this for you,” Duncan said. “Make sure he doesn’t cheat on Courtney,” Wyatt nodded.

*Confessional Ends*

Alejandro stood outside of the cabin for the Elephants. Taylor walked out of the cabin with her bag. “Just the person I was looking for,” Taylor turned to him. “Did you need something?” She asked him. “I was wondering if you wanted to make an alliance for while we’re over at the other camp,” he said.

*Confessional: Taylor*

FINALLY! I’ve been waiting for somebody to ask for an alliance!

*End Confessional*

“Sure, why not?” She said. He grabbed his bag and they both walked over to the dock where the other twenty were waiting. “What do you think this new camp will be like?” Jughead asked. “I honestly have no clue,” Izzy said. Chef came with some red and purple cloths in his hands. “These are your jumpsuits, from now on your teams shall be called team red and team purple, good luck,” he said. “Thanks, we’ll miss you so much!” Rosie said. “Boats ready!” The boat driver said. They all hopped on the boat and turned to Chef. “Tell everybody we said goodbye!” Alejandro said. The boat took off and they looked back at the camp and watched until the camp and Chef were out of view. “Here goes nothing,” Courtney sighed.

(Daring Koalas: Alejandro, Zoey, Mack, Cody, Kitty, Uma, Gwen, Duncan, Trent, Courtney, Heather, LeShawna, Harley, Alex, Rosie, Spinelli, Anna-Kat, Taylor, A-Lan, A-Li, Uma, Willa, Audrey, Izzy, Sky, Teddy, Beth, Ricky, And Sammy. Charming Elephants: Taylor O., Eliza, Wyatt, Addison, A-Spen, Noah, Eva, Jacques, Josee, Rowena, Ella, Topher, Bridgette, Geoff, Avery, Ezekiel, Mal, Evie, Justin, Jughead, Nini, Val, EJ, Lindsay, Brick, Dawn, Tess, and Nia.)

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The boat finally arrived at Camp Triumph. “Welcome competitors from Camp Wawanakwa!” Blaineley said. “So, we’re now going to be competing on this show?” Gwen asked her. “Yes, would you like to meet the other teams?” They all nodded and followed Blaineley to where the mess hall was. The mess hall looked very well done, with chairs at the tables instead of benches and a counter top where anybody could sit at if they wanted to. “Teams, your attention please,” the teams turned around and stared at Blaineley. “These are the other two teams you’ll be competing against, teams purple and red, please treat them nicely, you’ll have twenty minutes before you’re first challenge!” Alejandro and Taylor arched their eyebrows as Blaineley left the room. “This grew awkward quickly….” Rosie whispered to Courtney, who nodded. “Didn’t she try and kill us last time?!” Gwen whispered. “Whispering is just wasting time ya know,” Alejandro said to the girls who all looked up at him. “Well, let’s find some place to sit and get acquainted with everyone!” Taylor said. They all sat down at separate tables and started eating some of the food that was set out (kind of like a buffet table!) “Hi! I’m NayVee, you must be some of the new contestants!” NayVee said.

“I’m Rosie and this is Eliza,” Rosie said, politely introducing her and Eliza. “Can’t wait to see what the first challenge is, can you guys?” Eliza asked the other two. “I hope it’s something fun!” Rosie said. Sure, some of the challenges that they did were fun, but in more ways than one did they get complicated. “Well whatever it is, I’ll just have to enjoy it I guess,” Eliza sighed, thinking of Zoey, a nine-year-old girl, managing a team all on her own. Meanwhile the teams at Wawanakwa were given an unwanted wake up call. “GET UP YOU MAGGOTS!” Chef shouted from the loudspeaker. “Ugh, what does he think I am, a farmer?” Lashawna asked. “What does he want us up early for?” Heather wondered. The teams walked outside to see that the camp had practically been turned into an army boot camp. “Oh, I would’ve killed for Brick to be here!” Bridgette sighed. The other members nodded in agreement. They all sighed as they official knew what this was. “Don’t worry team! We can do this!” Zoey said, trying to give off some of Alejandro’s encouragement that he always seemed to have. The others could tell her efforts and smiled. Meanwhile, Alejandro and the gang were getting dressed for their first challenge. “This should be exciting to do!” Sammy said, trying to cheer up the other ten. “Yea, we can still do this!” Alejandro said. Soon the teams walked onto the camp field. “Welcome to Camp Triumph’s paintball field for today’s challenge, the paintball war!” Topher said. “IZZY’S GOT POWER!” Everybody turned to Izzy with worried looks on their faces. “Uh, okay? That just happened…...” Blaineley said.

Ignoring Izzy’s comment, Blaineley started to explain the rules. “The rules are simple, if your hit then your out and have to sit on the benches over there, the last teammate standing for their team wins, and then the losing three will battle it out, then the losing two, just until we have a losing team to send to the elimination pit,” Blaineley said. All the teams nodded. Meanwhile, Chef turned to all the contestants. “This is pretty simple, the first team to complete the boot camp wins immunity, the losing team goes to the firepit, any questions?” Avery raised her hand. “What?” Chef asked her. “What if we fall?” She asked. “THEN YOU’LL DO IT AGAIN!” He shouted. “Somebody hasn’t had his morning coffee I see,” Avery sighed. “Or morning mouthwash,” Noah commented. Lindsay raised her hand. “What?” “Where’s Chris?” Lindsay seemed to ask the question everybody was thinking. “He’s on a break for the day,” “And does that make you feel like you’re failing as a cook and army general?” Noah asked. “ASK THAT QUESTION AGAIN!” Noah turned to Avery. “Somebody’s a little touchy this morning,” Noah smirked.

Meanwhile the teams all got started with the paintball challenge. “Positions!” Blaineley called. They all got in positions. “AND SHOOT!” Paint flew everywhere. People were getting shot and Blaineley couldn’t tell who was out first. After the timer went off Blaineley turned to the teams. It seems like the team with the least members out was the Aqua team. “Aqua team wins first place!” They all cheered. “Now onto to the other teams.” The campers were stretching for the boot camp. “READY MAGGOTS?!” Chef screamed. “You don’t always have to call us that you know,” Uma said, annoyed. He rolled his eyes. “IF YOUR READY, SEND OUT THE FIRST PERSON THAT’S WILLING TO COMPLETE THIS BOOT CAMP!” Zoey turned to her team. “Okay, who’s willing to go out there and complete the bootcamp?” No one answered. She sighed, because this may just be harder than she thought. “I’ll do it,” Spinelli said.

“Okay, then it’s settled. Spinelli will complete the boot camp first,” Zoey said. She then wondered what Alejandro was currently doing at the moment. Meanwhile, it was the red team vs. the orange team. “We have to beat this team,” Sammy said. It was true, they weren’t doing well, but they weren’t doing bad either! “We can do this guys, in the end it’s all about having fun,” Alejandro said. Soon Blaineley appeared with four new contestants. “You guys are excused if you want to be, but I know that Mr. Carlos De Vil and Ms. Mary Campbell are excused because of the teams. Mary’s on the aqua team and Carlos is on the purple team. Now for Ms. Cassidy and Mr. Troy can pick the team they want,” she left them to the teams. “I’ll choose the red team,” Troy said. Cassidy sighed as she walked over to the orange team. “Welcome to the red team Troy! I’m Sammy and these are Alejandro, Gwen, A-Lan, Courtney, Duncan, Izzy, Sky, Kitty, Rosie and Willa,” Sammy said, trying to be friendly. Meanwhile the orange team was ready to greet Cassidy. “Welcome Cassidy! I’m the leader Violet and these are ElleCee, Dizzy, Shawn, Chyna, Zuri, Shane, Kim, Tiffany, Jordyn, and Miley,” Violet said. “Nice to meet you, I’m Cassidy,” she said. “We have to win this team, we can’t afford to send somebody home, not yet anyways,” Dizzy said.

“Yea, but they’re good,” Tiffany said. “Think of the other team as a person you really hate,” Miley suggested. “Gotcha!” Cassidy said, thinking about her dad’s girlfriend Summer. Half of the Elephants were already done, while the Koalas only had one person, and that person was Avery. “We’re so dead….” A-Li commented. “It’s not over yet! Do you want Alejandro to know we’re failing like this?” Everybody shook their heads. “Then let’s go show him we’ve got this!” Alex’s inspiration seemed to work, and that’s rich considering she barely does anything inspirational. “And I guess we’ll be seeing the red team at the fire pit today,” Blaineley said. “Good try team,” Alejandro said. “You guys were amazing,” Cassidy said, trying to cheer them up. “Thanks,” Sammy said. “Well, who’s going home?” Rosie asked. They all turned to Cassidy. “You want my help?” She asked. “That would be nice,” Courtney said. “Well, in my opinion, I’d say somebody like Gwen or Kitty, no offense or anything, but I think it would be a lot better for your team, still no offense,” she said. “None taken,” Kitty said. “So, it’s between Gwen and Kitty, now the question is who would be more useful?” Sammy said. “Well, both are pretty great, but there’s tension in your team with Gwen, Courtney and Duncan,” Cassidy said. That was true, anybody with eyes could see how uncomfortable it was for the three of them to be together, let alone on the same team! “Alright, so who do we vote out?” Avery asked. The Koalas had lost, and thankfully the votes were back to normal.

“Who didn’t try hard enough?” Everyone’s attention turned to Audrey. “What? It was to messy, even for me,” she said. “Well you still could’ve tried!” Avery said. Audrey rolled her eyes. “Puh-lease, we weren’t going to win anyways. By the time we had even one person they had 8,” she wasn’t wrong. “Okay, welcome red team, if I call your names you are safe,” Blaineley said. Topher stood next to her.

“The following are safe:

A-Lan

Alejandro

Courtney

Duncan

Izzy

Kitty

Rosie

Sammy

Sky

Troy

And the final marshmallow of the night goes to…...

Willa,”

Gwen turned to the team. “Really guys?” She asked. “It was kind of weird with you three on the same team, and with your past, we figured that not all these challenges would be easy…” Kitty said. She rolled her eyes and stormed off. “Well, that was over dramatic much,” Troy said. “You’ll get to us, don’t worry!” Rosie said to the brunette. “We may not be East Highs' Wildcats, but consider us a close second amigo,” Alejandro said. Troy smiled.

“Welcome Koalas to today’s campfire ceremony,” Chris said. “Where have you been all day?” Heather asked him. “None of your business,” Chris told her. “Okay, the following are safe,”

“Alex

A-Li

Anna-Kat

Beth

Cody

Harley

Heather

Lashawna

Mack

Ricky

Spinelli

Teddy

Trent

Uma

And the final marshmallow of the night goes to….

Zoey,” Chris said. Audrey scoffed and stormed off to the boat of loser. “One down, 35 more to go,” Chris muttered to himself. Meanwhile, the teams were all getting acquainted. “Do you ever miss your girlfriend?” PaisLee asked Alejandro. “Yes, I very much miss her,” he said. That’s when Blaineley got an idea(I’ve said too much!).