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"Iggy? Iggy... Iggy! Listen to me, I'm your captain" - Stede was saying with a mischievous grin on his face, while Edward behind him laughed at the joke -.
"Maybe I would listen to him Bonnet, if you used my real fucking name! How many times do I have to tell you that my name is IZZY, not Iggy for fuck's sake!" - he looked into Stede's eyes and stuck out his middle finger - "And you're not my captain shit! You never will be"-
"Izzy! Jeez dude, it was just a joke, you don't have to react that way, Stede was just playing" - at his captain's reluctance, Iz lowered his gaze and went back to work but not before saying - "Yes captain".
As Izzy prepared to leave, he heard Bonnet's crew call him a bore.
"Damn, that little man is always going around angry" - he could hear the effeminate Springs sneer -
"Iz is like that, boys, he hasn't known how to take a joke for a long time, he has changed a lot over the years, sometimes I hardly recognize him" - Izzy could hear what Edward was saying, that was what hurt the most, that his captain would refer to him that way, when he knew him the longest, shouldn't he defend his honor, don't bosses do that? friends (Oh right, he forgot... he doesn't have any friends on this ship anymore...?
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"STEveeeee, STEVE FRIEND! Can you hand me that rag over there to wipe my feet?" - What the fuck...why the hell was that Calico Jack guy lying in HIS bed, cutting his toe nails? And why was Ed so happy to be at his side????? AND WHY DID HE STILL CALL HIM STEVE?
"Jack, please don't do that in my bedroom, you're making a mess, and my name is Stede, not Steve, I told you" - That Stede, show him that you do have manners.
"Steve, mate, I don't mean to mess up your lady bed, but it's been so long since I've been able to clean myself, after being dumped, I've been alone with nothing to clean myself with, I hope I didn't bother you" - Jack said with a false and haughty smile.
"No Jack, Stede is just overreacting, don't worry buddy, the sheets can be changed later" And Edward had the DISGRACE to be in Rackham's favor, no matter, Stede told himself, on land they would stop and Jack would disappear from their lives, and everything would be perfect again.
"Hey Steve-"
"MY FUCKING NAME IS STEDE, S T E D E, IS THAT SO DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND ANYWAY?" okay, patience is over, oops-.
"Stede, for God's sake, what's wrong with you? Don't you see he just got dumped, what can't you take a joke, seriously- and with that Ed and Steve walked out of the room arguing, as far as Jack could see they would soon forgive each other and go back to being their usual loving selves, but at least he got to avenge his doll, no one messes with Calico Jack's future wife.