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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor by prizewinningfruitcake
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Mar 2023
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“Tell you one thing. You lot,” he spreads his fingers, “are not our fucking neighbors. I’m not gonna pop ‘round for tea, I’m not gonna see you at fucking yoga, and if that hurts your cute little feelings, I suggest you go ask your daddy to kiss it better for your trust fund fucking ass.”
“I beg your pardon?” Stede’s come up sharp beside him. “Are you the owner?”
“So… who is my daddy fucking in this, um-?” Lucius puzzles.
“We’re closed,” he snaps, somewhat less menacing for how he visibly has to shake that off. “Get the fuck out.”
Lucius works at a new bookstore, Izzy works at the porn shop that's been in the neighborhood for decades. They're instant enemies, but when they separately discover their bosses developing an anonymous email romance and are driven to meddle for completely different yet equally batshit reasons, they find they have more in common than they would have thought. Or at least, JefftheCPA and Gentleman59 do.