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Leonardo = man kisser (spef. yuichi)

Leonardo yawned as he woke up. He stretched his arms and rubbed his eyes to wake himself up. Leo heard vague yelling coming from the kitchen. Do they shut up? He thought sarcastically as his feet slid into his favorite fluffy bunny slippers, and yawned again. Leonardo realized his hunger and scrunched his nose. 

He got up, heading to the kitchen, where he assumed his brothers to be.

"Oh my god, you can't say that I'm bitchless when you have no rizz, Dee!" Leo heard Mikey yell from the kitchen. "Well, you have no bitches, so you're bitchless. Simple math, my brotheren!" He heard Donnie yell.

Leo grinned as he strutted into the kitchen, "HELLO, FAMILY!" The blue-clad turtle yelled to his three siblings. Donnie rolled their eyes, but then smiled. "Leo! My favorite brother-" Raph gasped mid-bite his brekfest, "-Tell Mikey that he's bitchless." Leo rolled his eyes and looked up to the ceiling, putting a figure to his chin sarcastically. "Huh, I dunno Don, you seem kinda bitchless, too,"

Raph nodded and laughed, as well as Mikey. Donnie had an overly shocked look on his face, a hand on their heart. "I cannot believe you'd say that! Besides, you haven't been within 30 feet of a woman besides April,"

Leo's eyes lit up, "Why would I want a woman when I can have a man?" Donnie was about to make another corny come back, but paused when he processed what Leo said. Mikey stopped cooking- whatever she was cooking, Leo couldn't see it- and looked up at Leo. Raph kept eating his burnt-to-a-crisp toast, topped with chunky peanut butter, unfazed. When he noticed the silence he looked up from his food.

"..Y'all didn't know?" The red-clad turtle asked and laughed halfway through his statement. Donnie whipped around, "No??" Mikey giggled, "I mean.. I thought Leo was a man kisser, but you know..?" Leo laughed. Mikey's head perked up, "Oh! Do you gotta boyfriend?" They asked. Raph looked Mikey in the eyes, with cold eyes. "You really don't know?" Mikey shook his head. "Yuichi, he's over, like, 24/7," Raph said with a 'are-you-fucking-stupid' tone.

Donnie was silent, then they finally spoke up, "You always gave off ' gay ass bitch ', but like-" Leo cut him off, "Is that discrimination, Don? You look like a ' gay ass bitch', so shut tf up," Donnie shot him a glare, "Did you just say tee-eff out loud?" Leo flipped non-existent hair, "Yes," and batted his short ass eye lashes.

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Donnie and Casey r matching

Casey Jr's baggy sweat pants were dragging on the floor as he plopped onto the couch, next to Donatello. Donnie glanced at him, smiling and greeting the boy. Casey nodded to him, "What're we watchin', Dee?" Mikey threw himself in the small spot between the two, "We're watching 'Don't Worry Darling'! Raph picked it," Mikey grinned, almost spilling the large bowl- almost bigger than his own head -overflowing with popcorn that was in his lap.

Raphael sat down in front of the three, "I can't wait to watch it! April said it was super good," Leo sat down next to him, "When is she gonna get here?" He asked, and Raph shrugged in response. Casey, smiling, grabbed the remote and hit play on the movie. Donnie noticed he was wearing a few bracelets, and one caught his eye - a pink, blue, and white patterned beaded bracelet. 

Casey caught him staring and gave him a look. "Wait, Case, pause the-"

"APRIL O'NEILLLLL!" April yelled as he ran into the living room, wearing a baggy Green Day shirt and plaid red pajama pants. She sat herself next to Leo as everyone yelled greetings to her. "Oh, by the way, Cass' coming too," She said. Leo nodded, stealing a few pieces of popcorn from Mikey (who yanked the bowl back, hitting Donnie's arm and spilling some pieces in the process), "Is Sunita comin' too?" He asked through bites. April shook her head, and said Sunita had a family dinner to go to. Everyone focused on the movie before Donnie could say anything.

Since Mikey ran out of popcorn only twenty minutes into the movie, Casey paused the movie. "Imma go get s'more popcorn," He said. "Oh! I'll come too!" Donnie added, hastily getting up and following Casey as he walked away.

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"Uh, Case?" He turned on his heels, already holding a filled popcorn bowl. "Yeah? What is it, Master Don- Donnie?" Casey asked. Donnie swallowed, "Uhm, are you, like, trans?" Casey's eyes widened. 

"Uhm. Yeah." He said awkwardly, avoiding looking Donnie in the eyes. Donatello smiled, "Cool. Uh, I mean, same," there was a brief pause, "I'm nonbinary. They/them," Donnie said. Casey nodded, smiling aswell. "I'm a trans boy, I transitioned before I got teleported here,"

Donnie walked over to the cabinets and took out a box of cheese-its and filled a bowl with them, "Does anyone else know? Like Cass?" They turned and Casey nodded. "Yeah, mama was the first to know, and April noticed my bracelet-" He gestured to his wrist, "-And figured it out. Same thing happened with Raph, and April accidentally told Sunni," He paused, "Guess 's good that my moms know. But I asked Raph not to tell," Donnie nodded, "I'm not out yet," They said, pausing, "Y'know.. Raph's trans, too. He's been debating on Agender or Male, for like, months," Casey's eyes widened again, "Really? I didn't know-" Donatello shrugged and cut him off. "No one does. Wanna go back to the group?" Casey nodded and they left.

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Donnie pushed Mikey out of the spot, where the box turtle had sprawled out. They expected Casey to follow, but he stood up in front of the group. Donnie scanned their family and noticed Cassandra had joined the group when the pair left. 

"Okayyyyy, so, Donnie 'n me talked to each other, and I wanna say something." Everyone looked away from the person they were talking to, instead to Casey Junior.

He cleared his throat and started talking. "Sooo, some of you guys already know," Casey looked at Cassandra, "But. Uhm." Casey scanned the group, "I'm trans. Like, I was a girl," 

Cassandra yelled out praises that hurt Donnie's ears, Sunita and April cheered, aswell as Raph. When it all died down, Leo spoke up, "Cool! Yeah, uhm, Raph accidentally told me 'nd Mikey," Casey's eyes widened again, and whipped his head to Raphael, "I told you not to tell!" Raph opened his mouth, about to defend himself, but then turned to Leo, "And I told you not to tell!" Mikey flew into a fit of giggles, and soon, Casey started laughing. That qued everyone to laugh awell. Soon, they were all piled up on eachother, laughing like madmen. Someone was laying on the remote or something, so the movie started playing, at an.. inappropriate scene. 

Everyone stopped for a moment, staring at the screen, before collapsing into hell. Leo, April, and Raph trying to skip the scene, because they were not about to watch a sex scene with their family. The Caseies/Caseys looking away, Mikey suddenly having to go to the bathroom, and Donnie and Sunita running away to get refills on their barely touched snacks.