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Published:
2023-03-01
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2024-05-13
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2/2
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that's kinda gay man (not you jack)

Summary:

its literally gonna be a pure crack chatfic featuring tntduo, karlnap, sbi, transgenderism and jack eating soup (for some reason??)

and there will (hopefully) be plot!!

enjoy the acid trip level shit that will be featured in this!!!

<333

Notes:

HELLO! so, for reference, the upload schedule on this will def be irrational bc im just gonna update whenever i feel like it, so pretty much when i get a fuck ton of inspo and have nothing to do with it, or just to help me thru writers block.

mandatory c! not cc! disclaimer

any typos are DEFINITELY on purpose. mhm.

i also have some plot planned so stay tuned lmao

I HOPE YOU ENJOYY <33

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

[fire kink added {15} new members to that's kinda gay, man (not you, jack)]

that's kinda gay, man (not you, jack)

fire kink- what's up losers?

Ur fav insomniac- :0 SAP! <33333 Not much, hbu?
Ur fav insomniac- Also hi everypony!

ducktitty- BAHAHAHAH EVERYPONY
ducktitty- also hola

It's Giving Rocketman- Holã Papi ~

Ur fav insomniac- Yes Quackity, everypony. My Little Pony was a cutural phenomenon, and it physically pains me that you could make fun of that.

ducktitty- not u

Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- :0000 QUACKITY HIIIII HOW ARE YOUUU

ducktitty- not u either
ducktitty- also IM SO SORRY KARLOS IT WAS /POS pls forgive me :'(

Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- :(
Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- sorry q

Ur fav insomniac- It's okay Big Q :D
Ur fav insomniac- At least you didn't say "iSn'T tHaT a KiD's ShOw" >:(

fire kink- IT WAS ONE TIME KARL!!
fire kink- also don't take it personally Wilbur, he's definitely blushing at ur messages.

Ur fav insomniac- AND I ALMOST BROKE UP WITH YOU OVER IT! IT WAS SO INSULTING!
Ur fav insomniac- And yeah, Wil, he's sitting there basically kicking his feet, twirling his hair and giggling.

ducktitty- AM NOT STFU

Muffinhead™- Language, Quackity

ducktitty- WTF WHERE DID U COME FROM JESUS

Muffinhead™- …

ducktitty- sorry bad

Muffinhead™- That's better ^u^

Lemon Demon Stan- Jesus Christ so much has happened in the past fifteen minutes since the chat was created my God

Raccoon Boy- IK RANBOOB!! 15 MINUTES IN AND WILBYS ALREADY GOT HIS HEAET BROKE EHEHEHEHE

Bee Boi- be ncie, tommy

Raccoon Boy- Sorry, Tubs

Anarchy.- What just happened?

Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- i- don't know
Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- wait- FUCK YOU TOMMY

ducktitty- LMAO

Raccoon Boy- *gremlin laugh*

like the opposite of karl- can you gyus stfu I'm tryna sleep.

fire kink- are you guys seeing this?

ducktitty- yeah
ducktitty- wtf

Ur fav insomniac- Mom, come pick me up, I'm scared…

fire kink- did-
fire kink- did Gogy just make a typo?

ducktitty- *screenshots*

Ur fav insomniac- XDDDD

Raccoon Boy- WHO ARE U AND WHT DID U DO WITH GOGY

Whoppa- NO! MY GOGY!

Bee Boi- GOEREG!!

Lemon Demon Stan- he has become one of us
Lemon Demon Stan- fallen from Grace, into the arms of misclicks and misdirection

Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- we are gathered here today to celebrate the life and death of George "Gogy" NotFound's perfection. In the gracious words of Ranboo Underscore-Beloved, a known Philosopher, Poet and American, "He hath fallen from Grace into the arms of misclicks and misdirection." A small typo was all it took before George came tumbling down, just like London Bridge. May his absolute flawlessness Rest in Pieces, to be surely missed.

It's Giving Rocketman- Goddamn, Greg. That ass won't be forgotten, especially when I have to look at Quackity's flatty patty all the time.

ducktitty- hey
ducktitty- if u dont like dont look asshole

unrequited love tag- Stop being mean

ducktitty- see

unrequited love tag- *to George.

ducktitty- oh

It's Giving Rocketman- HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- stfu schlatt
Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- quackity you have a great ass king

ducktitty- piss off twink

Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- k <3

Ur fav insomniac- AHAHAAHHAHA Q'S BLUSHING!!

fire kink- HE IS HE IS VOUCH!!!!!
fire kink- Q'S A SIMPPP!!!

ducktitty- NO IM NOT STFU GUYS

Ur fav insomiac- YES HE ISS
Ur fav insomniac- He's like: o///\\\o
Ur fav insomniac- AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- was it the heart?
Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- <3
Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- or was it me complimenting ur ass? cos i'll happily do it again

Raccoon Boy- EWWWWW

Bee Boi- THRE ARE MNIORS HRER

Raccoon Boy- Also Wil's blushing as well

Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- AIQBDKSBDKANXHDJ NO IM NTOTTT

ducktitty- BAHAHAHA ducktitty- SIMP ducktitty- TWINK Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- BULLYING. HOMOPHOBIA

Anarchy.- Why?

like the opposite of karl- *guys.

Chapter 2: the end

Notes:

so, this is a draft chapter and this fic will be orphaned shortly after because i dont want to actively associate with it. my ao3 will be at the bottom of this note in case anyone would like to read fics that im proud of lmao.

thank you everyone who did read this, but i am not involved with the dream smp anymore, and i dont want to continue creating content for and promoting them in anyway shape or form.

thank you to anyone who read this,
augustanddaisy

Chapter Text

thats kinda gay, man (not you jack)

fire kink- guys.

fire kink- guys.

fire kink- guys.

fire kink- bitches.

fire kink- bros.

fire kink- non-binary hoes.

 

ducktitty- omfg what subpoena

ducktitty- im busy

 

unrequited love tag- OMG

 

Ur fav insomniac- SUBPOENA XDDD!

 

ducktitty- **snapchat

ducktitty- fuck

 

Raccoon boy- doing waht?

 

ducktitty- **saunas

 

Raccoon boy- big Q

 

ducktitty- OH MY FUJKING GOD

ducktitty- ur brother

ducktitty- **FUCKN- SNAPMAP

 

Anarchy.- wut.

 

Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- uh- q???

 

ducktitty- **snapshot

ducktitty- FUCK

ducktitty- what

 

Raccoon boy- aaaAAAHHHH

Raccoon boy- EW EW EW NO NO NO

 

ducktitty- OH MY GWP

 

Pick a Struggle- UH

Pick a Struggle- WHICH ONE

Pick a Struggle- COS IF MY BOSS WAS SCREWNG MY DAD ITD BE FUCKIN WIERD

 

Anarchy.- it's not me, I'll tell ya that much.

 

ducktitty- ITS NTO ETIHER OF YOU EW EW EW

 

Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- aww q :(

Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- im not that gross am i? D:

 

ducktitty- UR LIKE 45 OR SMTH

 

Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- OKAY

Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- FIRST OF ALL

Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- IM 28

Terrorist with a Bestiality Kink- IM ONLY A COUPLE YEARS OLDER THAN YOU Q

 

ducktitty- im nineteen

 

Ur fav insomniac- No. He's not. He's

Ur fav insomniac- *22

 

ducktitty- stfu

Terrorist with a Bestiality kink- idk how to do that

Notes:

hello wonderful person, yes, you. i hope you enjoyed!!

also drink some water, eat something if you haven't already, know that you are perfect and beautiful/handsome/pretty/hot asf and that you deserve to be loved and that i love you <33

STAY SAFE AND BIND SAFELY BITCHESS