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It was a nice day. MePhone and Test Tube had both been in a flirty mood today, with Test Tube being more of the teasing kind today. She’d “accidentally” drop something and then pick it up in front of MePhone, showing him her backside. MePhone knew what she was doing, and was determind to stay firm and not give in. Besides, he knew Test Tube probably wouldn’t even let him. 

They were now sitting on the couch, cuddling. MePhone was laying on his side, half-spooning Test Tube while the TV was playing. He was pretty pent up from all that teasing and now that he was cuddling Test Tube, he got even hornier. He still decided to stay firm. She wouldn’t break him today. Hell no. 

It went well until Test Tube shifted, clinking against his home button. She didn’t stop at that. She kept shifting around, trying to move her butt as much against his home button as she could. 

“Test Tube, what are you doing?” MePhone asked, noticing that his breathing had become a bit quicker and his crotch area/home button more sensitive. 

“Just getting comfortable.” Test Tube replied nonchalantly. 

She shifted against him again and then laid still. MePhone glanced down. He was so horny and needed to release. His port was also wet, probably. 

He decided to go to the bathroom to relieve himself there. 

“Testy, I’m going to the bathroom real quick.” He said, hoping he didn’t sound too flustered. 

Test Tube sat up and smiled at him. 

”Alright, I’ll be waiting!” She said happily. 

MePhone quickly made his way to the bathroom and sat down on the edge of the bathtub. He looked down, only to see that his slit had vaguely appeared. Goddammit, Test Tube. 

He started stroking his slit softly. He let out a soft moan. Fuck, why did she make him feel like that? Why did she tease him so much? The fact Test Tube probably knew how it effected him was the worst of all. He knew she’d be able to break him down until he begged and pleaded just for her to plunge deep inside him and fuck him senseless with either her fingers, tongue or strap on. He’d let her ride him for all he cared. He just wanted her to fuck him. He wanted her so bad. 

MePhone continued stroking his slit. His dick came out very soon. He grabbed it and started jerking off to thoughts of Test Tube fucking him. 

“Mhh~ Test Tube~” he moaned. 

He sat back a bit and used his other hand to start pleasuring his port. He rubbed the edges of it with two fingers before diving in, fingering himself hard. 

“Ah~! Pleaseeeee~ Test- TEST TUBE~!” 

MePhone started moaning louder, not even caring anymore. He was so pent up, he just needed release! 

Little did he know that he didn’t lock the door. And little did he know that Test Tube had followed him upstairs. 

“What’s taking him so long?” Test Tube muttered to herself as she walked to the bathroom door. She listened, only to hear him moan her name. 

She smirked to herself before opening the door. 

“MePhone? Is everything ok honey?” She asked, poking out from behind the door. 

MePhone shrieked and fell backwards, landing in the bathtub. Test Tube gasped and ran up to him. She looked and blushed when she saw him. He laid there, face flushed, his member out, his port leaking, his legs leaning on the edges of the tub. MePhone looked back at her with a very embarrassed look. Test Tube’s face softened to a comforting smile as she stuck out her hand. 

“Aww, c’mere, you.” She said. 

MePhone scrambled and sat up a bit before grabbing Test Tube’s hand. She pulled him up and he climbed out of the tub. 

“Now, tell me, what got you so worked up~?” Test Tube asked. 

MePhone blushed at Test Tube’s tone. He played it off as cool as he could and scoffed at her. 

“Like you wouldn’t know, you tease.” 

“Oh, so my teasing turned you on~?” Test Tube asked, tenderly touching MePhone’s face, carressing his cheek, but not going further than that yet. 

MePhone looked into Test Tube’s eyes for a moment. Pure lust and adoration was found in her gaze. He felt like his systems were melting. 

“Y-yes.” He replied simply after a few seconds of silence. 

“Would you like me to help you out~?” Test Tube asked, starting to drag her hands down on MePhone’s body. 

MePhone gripped Test Tube’s shoulders. 

“Please,” he said, looking into her eyes, “please do whatever you want to me.” 

Test Tube smiled, pulling MePhone into a kiss. MePhone kissed back immediately, his mouth slightly parted. Test Tube took the oppertunity to put her tongue in, exploring his mouth. MePhone moaned in her mouth. Test Tube pinned MePhone against the first ever thing she could pin him against, which ended up being the sink. MePhone grunted. He ground against Test Tube. Test Tube pulled away. 

“Turn around and face the mirror, love.” She told MePhone. 

MePhone did as told. He could now see his flushed face and Test Tube smiling behind him. Test Tube started circling her fingers around the edges of his port. MePhone groaned. 

“Stop teasing…~” 

Test Tube let out a soft giggle before inserting her fingers. MePhone moaned at the touch. 

“T-Test Tube~” he softly moaned out. 

Test Tube started moving her fingers, starting off gently, but rapidly picking up the pace. 

“Mhh~ ah~” MePhone gripped the edge of the sink. 

Test Tube went deeper and started stretching MePhone, making him moan louder. He felt like he wasn’t going to last long. Test Tube added another finger. MePhone felt his legs quiver and gripped the sink tighter. His walls being stretched apart felt so good to him. He felt like he was going to come soon. 

“Testy~ I-I’m getting close~!” He groaned. 

Test Tube pulled out her fingers. MePhone whined. Test Tube softly kissed his backside. 

“I’m gonna get something. Stay here and don’t go anywhere, ok?” She then whispered. 

“Mhh, ok…” MePhone mumbled back. 

Test Tube smiled before leaving. MePhone stared at her until she was out the door and then looked back at the mirror. He saw his flushed, horny face stare back at him. 

Test Tube came back a few moments later, a strap-on strapped around her waist. MePhone got so horny and flustered at the sight it made him slightly lightheaded. He thought he was going to explode right then and there, just from the thought of Test Tube pounding him. Test Tube chuckled when she saw MePhone’s face. 

“Heheh, eager to get started, aren’t we~?” She teased. 

“Yes please use that thing on me! I need it so bad! Go hard on me!” MePhone replied. 

Test Tube smiled as she lined up with MePhone’s port. 

“Ready for me, love?” She whispered seductively. 

“Fuck, you’re gonna make me come with that tone~ MePhone groaned. “And yes I’m so ready~!” 

Test Tube smirked at how horny the phone was. 

“Oh? Is my teasing making you so horny you could come prematurely from it~? That’s honestly just adorable. Pathetic, but adorable. Now, be a good boy and let me fuck you senseless~” 

MePhone nodded frantically. 

“Please, please fuck me~ please fuck me until I need a wheelchair~” 

Test Tube smiled as she finally inserted herself in the phone. MePhone groaned at the feeling and gripped tightly onto the bathroom sink. His walls twitched around her. She pushed in further. When she was done she looked at the mirror, studying MePhone. He was panting, his face was flushed dark blue and he looked hot as fuck. 

”Ready for me to start moving, love~?” Test Tube asked. 

MePhone nodded. 

“Please move~”

Test Tube smiled and started moving slowly. MePhone moaned. Test Tube kept going slow until she saw that MePhone was relaxing a bit. She gripped MePhone’s hips tightly and went hard on him. Without a warning. 

“Ah~!” MePhone moaned, caught by surprise but not disliking it. 

Test Tube looked at MePhone’s face for a moment to check if he’s really ok before starting to pound into him harshly. MePhone moaned louder, holding onto the sink for dear life as Test Tube pounded his poor little charger port. 

“T- AGH~ TEST TUBE~!” He yelped. 

Test Tube went deeper inside MePhone. MePhone was feeling so much pleasure he was stimming a bit. His legs were quivering so much MePhone believed he would fall if he wasn’t holding the sink and if Test Tube wasn’t holding him so firmly. Speaking of which, Test Tube got more affectionate. She wrapped her arms around MePhone’s “waist” and pulled him more into her. With one arm she held him in place while she started jerking him off with her free hand. It was awesome. MePhone closed his eyes as tears of pleasure escaped and covered his mouth, muffling the loud screams that came from his mouth. Test Tube immediately grabbed MePhone hand and removed it from his mouth. 

“No no, let me hear you, slut~” she told him, “and open your eyes, I want you to watch while I destroy your insides~” 

“Yes, yes ma’am!” MePhone replied. 

Test Tube leaned closer to MePhone again. 

“Good boy~” she whispered. 

“Oh shit~ O-oh fuc- Testy~!” MePhone moaned as he felt himself orgasm, just from the little praise. 

He sparked and buzzed as he came, his dick spurting out a load of seed and his port getting even wetter. He huffed as Test Tube slowed down and stopped. The pleasure tears were now running down his face. MePhone choked out a sob as he tried to catch his breath. Test Tube hugged him from behind, carressing him softly. 

“There there, it’s ok…” she told him, “let it all out. Oh, actually, wait- hold on-“ 

She pulled out of MePhone, whose legs immediatly gave in as soon as she let him go. Test Tube quickly caught him and carefully sat down on the ground with him, hugging him. MePhone hugged back, letting out his pent up emotions and tension through tears. He didn’t care if it was embarrassing, he just felt too weak and vulnerable to care. And he loved it. Test Tube soothingly stroked MePhone’s backside, whispering sweet nothings to him. 

“You did wo good… You were such a good boy for me.” 

Eventually, MePhone calmed down again. He looked at Test Tube and then realized something. 

“Wait, did you finish yet?” 

“Oh,” Test Tube realized, “no, but I’ll take care of it myse-“

“Let me do it.” MePhone interrupted Test Tube. “Please?” He gave her a cute look. 

“Alright, but let’s take this to the bedroom first.” Test Tube said. 

MePhone smiled. He tried to get up, but his legs were absolutely drained. 

“Test Tube, I think I need a wheelchair.” He told her. 

“Well, then I did live up to your expectations,” Test Tube replied, “you told me to fuck you until you needed a wheelchair, so I did.” 

She gave him a goofy smile. 

“Heh, cheeky fucker,” MePhone teased, “now help me up, I really can’t walk.” 

Test Tube laughed but then extended her hand for MePhone to grab. He grabbed her hand and wobbly got up with her help. He leaned on her for support and she helped him walk to the bedroom. In the bedroom the two went to lay on the bed. MePhone laid down on his back and looked at Test Tube. 

”Test Tube, sit down on me and make sure your crotch touches me. I got something you’d definitely enjoy~” he told her. 

Test Tube blushed, but nodded. She laid down on  MePhone’s screen. MePhone opened an app. The app read “MeVibration”. 

“What’s that?” Test Tube asked. 

“A vibrator app.” MePhone replied with a smirk. “Now just pick out the level of intensity you want and relax~”

Test Tube looked at MePhone. She tapped on his screen, choosing the lowest level at first. MePhone began to vibrate, a soft buzzing sound emitting from him. 

“Heh- wow…” Test Tube said. “C-can I-“

“You can play around with the app, I downloaded it for you after all~ and also because I was curious if it would soothe myself too.” 

Test Tube played around with the intensity until she found the pace she liked. She moaned as she pressed her vag (which had appeared somewhere during their previous intercourse) against MePhone’s screen. She started grinding a bit, getting even more pleasure. 

“Mhh~ ah~” 

MePhone smiled at Test Tube, admiring the little faces in pleasure she made. MePhone bent her down so he could sneak his hand to Test Tube’s crotch and circled his finger around her hole. Test Tube moaned in surprise and MePhone stopped. 

“Sorry, is it ok if-“

“Y-yes go ahead~” Test Tube replied quickly. 

MePhone pushed two of his fingers in Test Tube’s vag and started fingering her. Test Tube clenched onto MePhone’s sides firmly while she ground against his screen and fingers. The pleasure made her feel really horny and she knew she wasn’t going to last long. 

And indeed, a few minutes later, she was on the edge. 

“M-MePhone~ I’m coming~” she moaned hurriedly before releasing. “H-hahhh~” 

MePhone watched with a smile as Test Tube spasmed and twitched in pleasure. He patted her back.  

”There there, good job.” He said. 

He then pulled his fingers out and turned MeVibration off. Test Tube laid down on MePhone. She sighed and closed her eyes. 

“Wow, you’re tired?” MePhone asked. 

Test Tube nodded. MePhone yawned. 

“Me too, let’s sleep.” He said. 

“Yeah, good idea.” 

It was silent for a moment before Test Tube spoke up again. 

“Wait, if you use MeVibration, does your dick vibrate too?” 

MePhone couldn’t help but chuckle at that question. 

“Oh, I dunno,, I think we gotta test that out sometime to see.” He then replied. 

“Heh, I wouldn’t mind that~” Test Tube said in a flirtatious tone. 

“Psh, tease.” MePhone said playfully. 

The two then went silent again. This time, MePhone broke the silence. 

“Test Tube?” 

“Yeah?” Test Tube opened her eyes. 

“I love you.” MePhone said. 

They both blushed. Test Tube smiled. 

“I love you too.” She replied. 

The two fell asleep soon after that.