Chapter 1: OH NONONOON!
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Hello! – THIS IS MY WORST DAY EVER! CARROT TOLD US HE DELETED THE STORY!!! ACCIDENTALLY HE SAID! YEA RIGHT! SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEED HELP TO GET THIS STORY BACK! BUT HOW!!?!? SHIT!!!!!!!!! COULD SOMEONE TELL ME! PLEASE I BEG OF YOU!!!!!!!!!
WITH ALL MY PANICING <3 BLACK!
Chapter 2: I'm crying!!
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He found chapter 1,8,10, 14, 15, 16,17,18,19,20!
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Why....Carrot why!!!? You better try to find and save these chapters!!
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But it's not just his fault... it was mine too! I have not copied any of them and backed them up to my PC!
Chapter 3: Thank you GOD! I love you so much! and thank you to you too Carrot
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, CARROT MADE IT! He found all chapters! Oh god! Oh shit! i have to call White!
How did he do it? He texts me when he checked his email because he got a notification from Ao3 that they send him a mail and when he opened, he saw some links and there was the whole story! THANK YOU!
Chapter 4: -Restored chapters- The backstory
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HELLO! my name is Black and this is my best friend White.
We're here to tell about us and get questions.
And let you know, how we two [Well I] got this account :]
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"Hey, White?"
"What do you want?"
"I hacked this account from someone called Carrotsalad and i want to ask-"
"That's a stupid name for an account"
"HAHAHAHA, yea whatever man, And i want to ask ye if we could, make something with it"
"And what?"
"Hmm maybe we could make a question and answer story"
"... That's so damn stupid of you, there's a better place for this crap"
"Oh yea?! And what is it?!"
"Tumblr"
"........Fuck you, I will not get this Tumblr is too much work for me to hack in someones!"
"You're kidding me- Whatever....fine, FINE! it's you're problem.... And don't complain that nobody comes here or insults you for being stupid"
".... I won't and I will prove it to you!"
Chapter 5: Meeting us for the first time!
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So we're back and i thought to let you all know, something about ourselves. Lets go!
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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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So there, I will write about myself and White himself!
SO, My Name is Noah Black....I am 43, work as a garbage man or we say worked as a garbage man.... after getting fired of a thing- (that we can't tell)
... I'm 5'8, a bit plump and, like you can see, good at hacking~ And...And-
Well i don't know what to say much, right now... We have some problems with a neighbour about yelling at her kids for kicking off one of our garden gnomes...
Now let's get a good look at White!
Valentino White,
52. Never wake me up in night.
i am done, have fun!
Fucking asshole-
Anyway! thanks for reading! We are here, waiting for you to ask us questions. <3 Black and White
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I'll improve the chapter so it doesn't look so shitty - Carrot
Chapter 6: The after match of yesterday
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Ok ok, I'll write something too here, once or twice but only when I feel like it or when Black pleads me to do it for him. He asked me to write something about the yesterday event from our cunt neighbor... Mrs. ALLISON.
Well Black got drunk after talking with that stupid, cunt woman and because, he has a hangover from all.
I will only write this,
........
"Oh man! Can you believe it?! She was going to sue us?!" he said, took a big gulp from the wine, that he had fetched from the basement. We both were sitting in our sofa in the living room, watching some sort of a series,
"How were we supposed to do it then!? Telling her children with loving words that they should stop?!?! Well I have! but these shitty kids really don't have any respect!"
"About this you're right."
"Indeed!" at that he finished the wine, and went to get some more, meanwhile he was going, he still talked to me,
"AND Mrs. Allison, oh! She needs to relax!-” He broke off his complaint as he walked down the stairs. As some seconds past, i picked up my pack of cigarettes that was lying on our small table, and got myself a smoke. Then I heard Black walking up the stairs again, with 3 bottles in hand.
"Like I said, she needs to relax! She should be fucked more too! And her kids!? like my mother would have done it with me, getting a good punishment!"
"Yea, yea" said I and put out the cigarette in the ashtray "Don't kill yourself with alcohol, because of this, you hear"
"YES!"
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When i left for bed and came back the next day to look if Black was still alive, I found him unconscious in front of the door. What he told me, he wanted more alcohol and was going to the gas station but, well the wine got him good in the act,
And that's all.
Chapter 7: BACK
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I'm sorry! That I'm writing now, but my hangover and visiting the city stole the time from me....and White didn't want to because he's tired!
Well anyway, so today we were in city to have fun and look at some beautiful women~ No we didn't go to a strip club or anywhere else.
It's just looking nothing bad! I hate it when you touch women without asking! You should respect them!
Anyway as I said, we were in the city, there was a lot going on but nothing else....
I hope you have a nice day or night. <3 Black
PS: I'm still waiting for your questions!
Chapter 8: Just a lovely day with my mother
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Chapter 9: Just my peace
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I'm typing everything on my laptop right now.
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I'm just at a bar, a block from our house, to have a drink and get some peace.
Sometimes I can't take it anymore....and a drink helps me at least endure the rest of the day...
I know Black reads it, but he's helping me too, and I'm grateful for that...Even though I'm an asshole.
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Oh great the bartender calls me to take a phone call.
you can already guess who it is...
At least he too makes sure i'm fine...
Chapter 10: We are back!
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We are back!
I'm sorry that we haven't reported anything since 02.7th...
I was lazy so was White!
So yeah!
<3 Black
PS: Wow, 18 people saw it, but still no one questions us!
Chapter 11: Finally!
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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Finally we are back!
So, after all the shit we both went through, we can say we're starting to write again, every day!
Plainly speaking, White got a new job by the gas station and I got sick all thanks to a woman I kissed around when we were at a party at one of our friends.
Well whatever, I'm back to full health and fit to write.
<3 Black
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And now i noticed that is called White and Black's adventure, then Black and White's adventure...!
Chapter 12: Nothing happened today but a big thanks!
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HELLO! To the 24 people, who watched and read our, Uh..... Story? Ok so,
Thanks for it! And a big hug and kiss from me!~ God i feel like a creep now.......
Anyway is so boring sometimes to do nothing an all but just to sit and write something on the internet.
PS: Im here, ready to answer you all and maybe just maybe get one question....! <3 BLACK
Chapter 13: Funny Video
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Dumbledore Asked Calmly - YouTube
I found this today! White and i laughed about it. And still do!!!!
<3 Black
Chapter 14: This was chapter 11
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It's me, White...
just writing for Black here, he got drunk again.
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About today, we got an e-mail from the owner of this account, some hard nasty threats came back and forth.
And now, we and him had made a deal to split up this account... and by that, we had to pay a lot.
that's-
No, wait i forgot. It will happen that Carrotsalad will do something in this so-called story from Black.
That's all.
Chapter 15: My Childhood song
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Thank god! Nothing was deleted or changed! I prayed so much that god would get annoyed at me... lucky me!
The early blue orange sky was so beautiful as i walked around our streets, fresh air came through my nose and i inhaled it all! Ah~
As the sky grew bluer and bluer over time and looking at the houses, that i couldn't help myself but to sing my childhood song.
"LoloLalalala~ Shopping is the best, shopping.is.the.best! EhlolouaAAAAAAAH!!!" Hehe... there are only this two lines....
And i swear to god, i dance along till, hitting myself against a pole,making me black out for a moment, after recovering and with red cheeks because Mr. Seward came to me to check if i was ok and telling him, i'm fine, that i ran like a teenager that made some troubles, up to my house..... Man...I sound like a child again!
ANYWAY!
Have a wonderful day or night <3 Black
Chapter 16: Everything is fine!
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The bruise on my forehead is not looking so good but nothing to bad!
Anyway, i visit White on his job place just to hang around and paying some stuff! And getting some weird looks from some people. Hahaha!
Well i don't really nothing more to say! <3 Black
Chapter 17: The woman i kissed
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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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I meet her by a small restaurant in her town, and she looked so good with her dress- of course i got my best clothing too, gray shirt, dark blue jeans and a bow tie all with a leather jacket!
And so we both sat at the table, she apologized to me for making me sick and not contacted me sooner, but i just told her that it was fine. That made her blush as well me, we laughed, talked, ate... even looked at each so intently....Wow even after that my heart race!
After a while, we walked out from the restaurant we paid, and hugged, she even said to me that she would love to get to know me! And i course i agreed! But soon we departed... i didn't wanted to make White worry about me so yea---
When i opened the door, walked inside and seeing White on the sofa, smoking as usual, give me a thumbs up. this made me blush and when to sit beside him.
Well~ Have a good day or night <3 <3 Black
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OH! This happened on February 23rd and that's why I couldn't write!
Chapter 18: I'm proud
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Don't get confused, I only work on monday to friday.
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Yesterday, I was bombed with Blacks so called crush, it was nice that he found a person in his interest, who as well also showed the same, I'm proud.
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And today, in the morning Millie called him,
We were in the kitchen as i made us some breakfast, when abruptly the phone ringing in our living room, of course Black went to pick it up and came back with a smile on his face, the phone held to his ear.
"It's Millie! the woman i talked about!" he whispered to me and returned to speak to Millie.
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For the rest of the day I could hear him laughing and talking upstairs in his room. Only going down, when i called him that lunch and dinner was ready but soon getting back to his business when he finished.
I'm proud and don't mind that he talks with her as long they don't do this everyday.
Chapter 19: A date!
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I thank White for these words! I told him that in two days me and Millie will go on a date! But deep inside a weird feeling is there, I talked with White too about this,
AND I definitely going to not ignore it!
Anyway , wish me luck <3 Black
Chapter 20: Oh man!
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I'm ready! In one hour i will meet Millie!!! My heart is beating so fast!
White even told me -on the phone- too stay cool and cautious...
I will tell you all what happend! But in the mean time -If White wants he can write here-
Ok Ok! Shit... Like i said guys, wish me luck! -You to White and Carrot- <3 Black
Chapter 21: Carrot here
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I see that these guys are really weird, never thought of meeting such people like me. Anyway good luck Noah
Chapter 22: Hello!
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I'm here and feeling good! Wow yesterday was incredible~ -Nothing was more fantastic then her-
The night was beautiful full with stars as we walked across the park in her town because Millie told me that outside was better for our date, we were sitting on a bench, we looked at the stars as well talked about our lifes, then she asked me if I was living with anyone, I told her yes -I didn't tell her about White much, don't worry!-
A laugh came over her and i laughed too
After the good laugh, she said: It would be nice to meet you're friend too, if that is not so bad. And i, smiling said: I'm sure he will not mind, but is it a bit to early to come to this? I mean we don't really know each other much and I think we should do something about it first then this?
You are right! And there she laughed again. Am a bit to forward sometimes but well we can go out next time again and get to know each other much more better then the last two times! As she said it, something changed in her eyes for a second, a twinkle that seemed to a bit off. -And the weird feeling grow a bit-
I didn't say anything anymore, i just looked at the stars and i could fell Millies hand in mine and my cheeks went red....
Time passed so quickly...only when Millie looked at her watch and told me that our paths must part again, we hugged and i told her it was nice to see her again and went home. The light in our house were off so I knew that White was asleep. As I entered and walked to the stairs to get to the bathroom, I heard our sofa make a noise and footsteps approaching,
"So Black, it took you a long time.."
"I thought you were asleep!"
"Nah, I couldn't, I wouldn't..."
"White...you shouldn't..."
"Don't worry....... i bet it was good"
"Hell yes!"
"Good...Did she do or say something strange?"
"I don't really know but she told me that she wants to meet you too!"
"Hmm..."
"Yea..."
The rest i will not tell you, it's really private... Anyway have a good day or night <3 Black
Chapter 23: Just chilling
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We both enjoy this night with movies! After all, nothing is more fantastic than just to hang around with you good- best friend!
Anyway <3 Black
Chapter 24: Carrot again
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I wanted to tell you all that the parody story of Treasure island: In the chaos there is always a Treasure, has a new chapter, so give a look.
Chapter 25: To the future people who will see this
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We had 40 hits.... *sniff*
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As i said this story was made on February 02th this year, but then it got deleted.... Ok so,
after the panic attack and crying from the shock, I can still say that I will keep writing. And from now on i will copy every chapter that I, White or Carrot make, this mistake will not happen again -I PROMISE- <3 Black
Chapter 26: Ok so....we are back again!
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Goddamn! It's been a long break here! And I'm sorry! But the stress we got after meeting Millie was disturbing and problematic....I will write it alter!
Anyway it is so good to write again!
<3 Black
Chapter 27: Part 1 of what happend
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As I wrote before, we ran into problems...
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A few days had passed since the date, all well and good. I was sitting on our couch watching my favorite movie, Snow White. Until I got a call at White's workplace. So I got up and went to the phone.
"Hello? Noah Bl-"
"White here! You... The woman you told me about. She's at the gas station. Did you agreed with her on something, because she's looking for you"
"What? No, of course not, otherwise I had mentioned it a long time ago!”
"Hmm...OK I'll lie to her but I don't think it'll do any good... Shut the door and draw the curtains. I'll come home."
"But it's not that bad..." I said but White let out an annoyed sigh,
"Black how the hell does she know where we live then? Because she asked me where our street and house number is." I didn't say anything for a few seconds and bit my lip thoughtfully.
"Well I didn't tell her anything but it could also be that my friend Justin told her."
"Maybe..." then there was silence "Black, Millie is already waiting for me to come back, do what I told you. I'll be back home in 20 minutes. We'll talk.” And he hangs up.
I didn't understand why White was so paranoid and all, but I did what I was asked for. I turned off the TV, locked the door and drew the curtains together. And waited for White….
Chapter 28: Merry Christm-ass!!!
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I'm SO SORRY, really I do! How many times should I say sorry??? 1000! It's that Carrot took more control of this, he didn't let us write anymore!!!!!! I'm SO SORRY!
BUT Today He was so nice (And an asshole too) and let me and White write again! Tomorrow, or Today I will write the second part of what happened!
ANYWAY, CHRISTMAS!! And you know what that means! PRESENTS AND LOVE FROM YOUR LOVED ONES!
Ah~ I made a surprise just for White! I do hope he likes dogs! -I bought a dog... Well, more like took her in! This poor animal was all alone on our streets and my heart couldn't stand it!! I will call her "Miss Rips of Thumbs" As she wanted to bite my thumb off when I took her in my arms for the first time!
To be honest, I should have brought her to the vet too when I found her but I wanted to wait for White to see her before going to! You may think,
'How could I have hidden her well from White' -Hehehe! I hide her in our basement!... She also left a mess there!
Anyway, my little loved ones... Merry Christmas and may God bless you!
-PS I'M SO SORRY AGAIN!
-Love Black <3
Chapter 29: Miss Rips of Thumbs
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Hey all! I'm again here to talk about this beautiful dog and White!
Ugh...Firstly He liked the present, and said she is a cute little fur ball! Awwww it makes me tear up!
But He started to ask me where I got her...-To be honest, I couldn't lie to him, not at Christmas!
So I told him...Ugh, He didn't like it one bit! He yelled about why I brought "Miss Ribs of Thumbs" a stray dog into our home and how long she was there... -To be honest, she was 4 days in the basement!
Anyway! White ran up to the bathroom to clean himself up... Leaving me there with "Miss Ribs of Thumbs"...
Now we will get to the vet and for ourselves to the doctor, as "Miss Ribs of Thumbs" could have some sickness on her...- I hope she is not!
But good news! With much annoyance from White after this small chaos! He brought me a nice new leather jacket and a nice bottle of the finest vodka! -Tonight there is a party in my room, Bitches!
Alright! That's all! All of you who read this have a wonderful Christmas, nice presents, and good food~
- With love Black <3
Chapter 31: happy new year everybody
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!Happy new year, to everyone that reads!
It's me, White.
Jumping in to write, this year was with ups and downs. Happy and disturbing moments, but overall we survived yet another year again.
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We are fine and happy, while Black is more even after what happened.
So to tell this short, Black got drunk again and is dancing at the countdown, that's why I'm writing again.
And the dog, she is in our Basement, lucky that she didn't have anything serious. But I'm still pissed off at Black for that.
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Tomorrow will be a disaster to clean all up...
And yes, Black wishes you all the best in the new year and may god bless you.
Chapter 32: NEW YEAR THAT WAS FAST!!!
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HAHAHA! I love new years. A new begin!!!
Even tho, the people have this hatred in them that grows! -I don't understand really...
Anyway, Happy New Year! Sorry if this is a bit late!!!
With a blessing and love, Black <3
Chapter 33: To all the women!
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Meow~! Hello! It is me! Black!
Oh darn! Today is the-
International Women's Day!
So fine and nice! All the women getting the day to be seen and heard! (But come to think of it! Why?!- I mean, why are women treated so well for just one day? Why not every day?! Like my mother always said:)
Treat a woman with respect and only help her if she needs it!
Anyway! I will go visit my mother to spend time with her! And White will be at home to take care of our cute little puppy!
With Love and respect, and be blessed!
Black <3
Chapter 35: Dance classes
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HEY ITS ME BLACK! OH BOY, IT WAS SO LONG!
I MISS WRITING DOWN ALL MY AND MY BEST FRIENDS STUFF!
I HAVE some great news!
I got in a dance class, to get some of my fat down and well I don't like gyms, sigh it's mostly of the money and other stuff-!
It's so great! I got some nice moves to show you guys someday as well...
ANYWAYS i like the feeling of being out of breath and getting a hard dick after a good dance.
Pretty funny what happened a week ago!! I was getting done and ready to go home. When this nice-looking guy came to the bathroom. >To be honest, that guy looked like a total faggot<
I usually don't go for guys but this man was something! that made me go crazy!
So he give me a good blowjob before I smack his ass to say he did an excellent work! HAHAHA!
And that's all, Except White was a bit weirded out.
Anyway!
Have a wonderful day or night!
Love Black<3
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