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Dream was nervous, obviously. He got accepted to be the royal prince and his friends caretaker! He hoped they weren't brats. He heard a lot about them, though, and he had no doubt they were.

They've never kept a caretaker for more than a month, and even the best of the best quit. The royal family was desperate, and despite offering ALOT of money, no one wanted the job. However, Dream was stubborn, and after his brother bet he couldn't fix the kids, he couldn't not, at least try!

Besides, he loved kids, and kids loved him back! He was known around the village for helping random single and teen moms to take care of their kids, and he was great at his job, so it was no surprise that as soon as the king heard about him he was immediately contacted.

The king may have been very rich and powerful. However, he wasn't cruel. He would not use his power or status against anyone to make them watch the kids, and that was very well known and why he was so loved around his kingdom.

Dream knocked on the door of the kings office nervously, their was two guards behind him that had picked him up from his home earlier that day.

The door opened soon after, and phil dismissed his guards before he invited Dream in. Dream, of course, accepted the offer, walking inside and fiddling with his hands. " Hello, your Highness. Pleasure to meet you, " Dream said nervously, bowing at the older man, causing him to chuckle.

" No need for the formalities, and the pleasure is mine. " Phil said with a soft smile, and dream finally understood why Phil was so liked, he was very kind and it was hard to believe he was lady deaths angel, and that he was very dangerous, but then again tommy hoped to never get on his bad side and see him truly angry.

" Follow me. " Phil said, leading a dream out of the room and into the hallway. Soon, they reached a large room, and when they were  opened, Dream noticed all the eight small toddlers inside.

" I'll be right down the hall if you need me, sorry to leave so soon I have a meeting, if you need anything tell the maids and they'll give it to you! " Phil said quickly before rushing down the hallway before dream could reply. Dream smiled nervously at the kids who stared back.

" H-hi... " Dream said nervously, chuckling to himself. Tommy was the first to stand up, and immediately afterward, all the other toddlers stood up, as if following their leader. Dream tensed, and chuckled nervously. " Who are you? " Tommy asked. That was the only one dream knew, and it's because he's the prince.

" Uhh.. Your new caretaker? " Dream replied hesitantly. Had Phil not told them about him? " Why do you wear a mask? " A slightly taller boy asked. He had brown hair, blue eyes, and ram(?) ears? Dream wasn't quite sure what to call it.. " Take it off!! " Tommy suddenly demanded.

Dream chuckled nervously, " D-do, I have too? " He questioned, and suddenly the boy with half black half white hair had appeared in front of him, and he heard a quiet " Yes.. " That sent shivers down dreams spine. He awkwardly nodded and hesitantly took it off.

Immediately, they all gasped, and he heard tommy quietly whisper, " So pretty... " causing Dream to blush in embarrassment. Dream had a ruby red eye and an emerald green eye as well as clear soft skin and freckles all over his face, so pretty was an understatement he was buetiful.

If tommy didn't know better, he'd say Dream was a girl. He was very pretty like that. " Be my girlfriend. " tommt blurted out, and the older children immediately became jealous, however not because of dream but tommy. Normally, they'd be simps for tommy, but Dream was so buetiful.

It wasn't like how they loved tommy. the dream was different. He had a good face and personality, not that Tommy didn't have either of them, but dream was different. He wasn't as social and was so different, but at the same time, the same. Dream chuckled nervously,           " Uhh, okay? " He replied hesitantly, unsure how to react. At least they were terrorizing him?

He wasn't quite sure what was worse, them being in love with him or terrorizing him? Suddenly, tommys older brothers and their friends walked into the room and dream visibly paled and quickly covered his face with his mask again. Tommy smiled brightly, grabbing Dreams hand and bringing him over to Prince wilbur and technoblade before introducing them.

" Dream these are my brothers, technoblade and wilbur. Techno, wilby, this is dream he's my girlfriend. " He explained happily before leaning over to them and whisper, shouting very loudly. " He's gonna be my wife soon. He just doesn't know it! " And immediately after hearing this, all the older kids began to laugh.

" No, he's my girlfriend!! " Tubbo yelled, and that seemed to make a chain reaction cause immediately everyone else began to argue and say dream was theirs too, all except clementine, micheal, and shroud. This just seemed to make the boys laugh harder, and dream blushed bright red underneath his mask.

" Girlfriend, huh? " Wilbur questions, a teasing smirk on his face as he stares into dreams mask, causing the younger to blush even redder

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" Yeah! " All four replied, and then began arguing when they realized they all thought that he's their supposed "girlfriend. Wilbur and the other boys just watched with fond looks on their faces. Out of no where fundy walked in, and when he noticed a dream, he gasped, confusing everyone.

When Dream noticed the other, he also gasped and out of no where fundy ran up to dream and hugged him tightly, spinning him around. " Fundy! " Dream screamed happily, obviously crying underneath his mask. " It's been so long! " He added softly, his voice cracking.

" Get off my girlfriend! " Tommy yelled angrily, smacking fundys leg as hard as he could. " Your girlfriend? Do you mean my fiance? " Fundy replied, and dream wheezed behind him, bending over and laughing loudly. " YOUR GETTING MARRIED FUNDY!? " Wilbur yelled behind him.

" WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US!? " He added, and fundy began to cackle. Dream shook his head, laughing softly. " No, it's an inside joke because as kids, he thought I was a girl, and the quote on quote is the prettiest girl he's ever seen, then proceeded to propose with a fake diamond. " Dream replied, laughing softly at the memory.

" I remember that, and in middle school, you guys jokingly got married, but george got jealous, so he said he objects and then kissed dream. But the two never got together. " Sapnap informed, and behind him, george turned bright red.

" Yeah, we even adopted our son yogurt. He's a fox hybrid that we found out one day. He's about eight years old now. " Fundy added.  When all of a sudden they heard a loud sob. Dream turned around quickly and saw a sobbing tommy. He quickly picked the younger up, checking for injuries.

" Are you alright!? " He asked worriedly. " I-i thought *hic* y-you w-were *hic* my gwirlfriend not *hic* h-his! " Tommy sobbed. " I-i am tommy! " Dream agreed hurriedly, just hoping to stop the toddlers' cries. " If you really are, give me a kiss on the cheek? " Tommy questioned, and wilbur cackled.

He realized what tommy was doing. He was quilt tripping dream! That didn't mean he'd stop him. It was funny. Dream lifted his mask halfway off his face and went to kiss tommts cheek when the kid quickly turned his head and kissed Dream on the mouth.

Dream let out a small shriek, backing up a little despite holding the toddler. Wilbur began cackling louder, and some of the others joined in. Dream was panicking inside. Not only has he just kissed a minor but the prince! He would definitely be excuted! He should've never trusted the kid, and now he was gonna die! He didn't want to die, and the others found it funny, too!

They must have planned this! Dream began tearing up, and of course, Phil decided the perfect time to show up because he walked inside the room  and began to question why everyone was laughing so loudly, saying he could hear it down the hallway. Dream couldn't stop himself and began to cry, quickly pulling down his mask so no one would be able to see his tears.

He wouldn't give them the satisfaction of him crying. Wilbur began explaining but ended up on the ground laughing. To Dreams surprise, Phil just laughed, shaking his head. " Sorry mate, this isn't the first time tommys done this he's a little shit like that. He used to do it to his mother and aunts. " Phil explained, a small sad smile on his face.

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" C-can I be excused to the bathroom? " Dream asked quietly his voice cracking, and phil gives him a weird look but nods.

He walked over to a maid, asking them to show him to bathroom and as soon as the door closed behind him he slid down it and began sobbing into his arms. God he felt like an idiot.

They were so kind to him, and he repaid them by thinking they'd do something so terrible to him? He whimpered and whipped his eyes, God he was such a crybaby sometimes, it was so stupid and annoying.

He was acting like a baby, only kids cry. Boys aren't suppose to cry, he was embarrassing his father by crying. Taking a deep breath he whipped his eyes, put his mask back on and walked down the hall back towards the room.

Tommy immediately ran to him, pulling on his pants and putting his arms up to get picked up which dream complied too. He noticed a nervous tall boy in the corner, he had black and white split hair and seemed extremely nervous. " Hey tommy? " He whispered.

" Yeah? " Tommy replied and dream cocked his head to the boy he noticed. " Whats his name? " He asked and tommy rolled his eyes, and sighed dramatically as if dream asked him the most obvious thing. " Ranboo. " He replied. " why don't you go play with him? " Dream said and tommy whined.

" But I wanna be with you! What would I get out of it? " Tommy said dramatically and dream smirked. " I'll let you sleep with me in my room tonight if you play with him. " He said and tommy immediately had dream set him down and ran to the taller boy.

Clementine crawled over, and pulled on dreams black cargo pants before putting her arms up prompting dream to pick her up. She giggled and kicked her chubby little legs and reached for dreams face, causing the older to chuckle softly

He pulled her close so she was snuggled into dream's chest and she instantly used one hand to grab some of dream's hair, but thankfully he didn’t yank on it and just held it. While his other hand patted dream's face while he babbled.

Unbeknownst to him the others were watching closely to how he interacted with the kids, and realized why he was so popular with the kids in the village. Phil had a proud smile on his face as he watched dream interact with clementine.

At some point clementine and dream ended on the floor but now dream was playing with her on the carpet, doing the ‘this little piggy’ game on her toes (which she apparently loved more than anything) and each time he’d recite a line about a ‘piggy’ h’d wiggle one of her toes.

She was giggling and watching him with bright eyes, knowing when he got to the last piggy he’d tickle her feet. When he finally did she began to cackle and kick her legs, which made him laugh back because babies cackling is fucking hilarious.

Dream smiled and picked up the 9 month old, throwing her in the air and catching her before blowing raspberries into her stomach as she giggled happily and squirmed. Suddenly their was a loud crash and tubbo, tommy, and ranboo all began to cry loudly.

Dream cursed under his breath, putting clementine on his hip and ran towards the three boys who were now laying on the ground crying. He bent done and put down a scared clementine before helping tommy, tubbo, and ranboo to sit back up and checking for any injuries but not seeing any.

" WHAT HAPPENED!? " He shouted, frantically looking for any injuries on the three boys but instead they began to giggle, as if dream had said the most funniest thing ever, but he was genuinely terrified.

If any of them were hurt in his care, and phil felt like it he could be executed or worse exiled! " R-ranboo *laugh* and t-tommy*cackle* w-was *giggle* playing*deep breath because of laughing* around and *giggle* r-ran-*cackle* ranboo accidentally*giggle* teleported and fell on top of me and *laugh* tommy! " He said, laughing.

Dream just sighed in relief, thank fuck they were fine, he was so worried that if they had any mark he'd surely be punished, and even now there's a small chance he will be punished for his actions. He kneeled down in front of the kids, and looked at them so desperately they immediately stopped laughing. " Listen to me closely, alright? " He said in a hushed tone and they nodded. 

" You have to keep this incident between us, alright? " Dream questioned but it sounded more like a statement and the three nodded. " Okay, good now no one can know about this. Not even your parents, or else I'll be in very big trouble, okay? " He said sternly and they nodded again, a look of bewilderment on their faces. 

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He kneeled down in front of the kids, and looked at them so desperately they immediately stopped laughing. " Listen to me closely, alright? " He said in a hushed tone and they nodded. " You have to keep this incident between us, alright? " Dream questioned but it sounded more like a statement and the three nodded.

" Okay, good now no one can know about this. Not even your parents, or else I'll be in very big trouble, okay? " He said sternly and they nodded again, a look of bewilderment on their faces. They were taught not to keep secrets cause it could put them in danger, but now they had to keep a secret or else it'd put dream into danger... They had never thought this would happen.

They didn't wanna disobey their families orders, but at the same time they didn't want to get dream in trouble. They had never been in a situation like this, and hadn't been trained on how to react.. They knew it wasn't good to keep secrets, but they also knew it wasn't good to not help people in need.. It was a battle of morals, and they weren't sure which one would win.

They decided not to think about it unless they were specially asked about it, therefore they wouldn't exactly be keeping secrets, just not bringing up a minor detail. They went back to playing soon after, but they couldn't stop looking over to dream in a confused manner. Why did he want them to lie to their parents/siblings? 

And why would it put him in danger if they didn't? It just didn't make sense, they decided that if the topic came up they'd tell techno about it, since he was the nonchalant type, and would likely know what dream was so worried about. He was quite booksmart, tommy saw him reading plenty in the castle library. It didn't take long before they wore themselves out.

Only about twenty minutes before they were sprawled out on the ground near dream panting. " You guys want a snack? " Dream questioned softly, giggling slightly and the kids immediately jumped up. " I want cookies and hot chocolate! " Tommy screeched and behind him ranboo whispered something softly causing the other kids to let out a big sigh before ignoring him.

Dream having noticed this decided to ask. " Ran- " He began but tubbo cut him off. " Don't ask him what he wants! He'll want a weird combo with spaghetti! " He yelled but dream gave him a pointed look and he shut his mouth quickly. Dream, assuming the kids were just being judgemental and picky decided to ask ranboo what he wanted.

" What is It you wanted, honey? " He questioned ranboo, the toddler flushing at the nickname and smiling proudly. " I want spaghetti and hot chocolate! " He said smiling, happy to be included for once and dream nodded not seeing what was wrong with it. " That's not so bad, spaghetti with hot chocolate on the side. " Dream repeated with a smile and ranboo's smile dropped. 

Everyone sighed at that, and dream gave a confused look. " No, I want the spaghetti to be made in hot chocolate! " Ranboo said, and dream felt the color of his face fade at the cursed food combination but he nodded. He'd have to do it, he didn't want to risk getting in trouble over the kids weird taste. 

He forced a smile, " How would you like it to be prepared? " He questioned through gritted teeth. He was gonna hate making this, and could feel his non existent Italian ancestors disappointment and disgust in his core. 

" I want the hot chocolate to made first, and then for you to soak the dry spaghetti in it so it'll like soak inside, but i still want sauce on it! " Ranboo said with a big smile, and dream cringed but nodded. " Got it, little man! " Dream said with fake enthusiasm. 

He walked into the bathroom, and began boiling his water waiting awhile before grabbing a jar of hot chocolate and putting a spoonful or two in the water. Then waiting a little longer before he grabbed the dry spaghetti and adding it in too, holding back a gag while doing so. About thirty or so minutes later he was done with not only ranboos spaghetti but also tubbo and tommy's cookies.

He set it on the table, before calling the three inside the room. The nannys and chiefs had decided to take the others off his plate for a moment and allow him to just chill for a moment, but of course just had to leave the most chaotic ones with him, not that he can complain at least he didn't have about eight kids to cook for. 

" Want some? " Ranboo questioned, smiling up at dream with chocolate spaghetti all over his chin. " Oh, no thank you! " Dream politely declined but ranboo wasnt taking no for a answer. Tears filled in his eyes, and his lip wobbled sending dream into panic mode. " W-wha! Wait I'd love some! " He screamed out, grabbing a nearby spoon and scoping some up before shoving it into his mouth.

He almost puked then and there but he held it back and forced a toothy grin at ranboo, " Delicious! " he said with a mouthful of spaghetti in his mouth. Ranboo smiled back, and both tubbo and tommy just gave the blonde a pitying look. Ranboo knew exactly what he was doing, he had done it to many nannies in the past, and it was always hilarious. 

He forced himself to swallow the sinful food combo with a smile on his face, blinking back tears at the disgusting taste. He had always been picky, and even as a grown adult had cried because of food not being to his liking and being forced to eat it.(No he wasnt spoiled, hes just like me very picky and when forced to eat food that genuinely makes me sick to my stomach i cry.)

He swallowed some puke that came up and blinked faster, to keep the tears at the ends of his eyes from falling. 

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Time passed by fast when you were having fun, and oh were they having fun. But soon enough the clock hit 6pm and it was time for dream to finally go home, to his family. They had decided that for the first week or so dream should be allowed to go home but later and later each night until he just stayed the whole night to get him use to it. 

And god was it hard on the kids; tommy cried, ranboo couldn't stop teleporting each time he hiccuped(due to crying), and tubbo full on fainted. It seemed to cause them a lot more distress than any other babysitter leaving did. After a hard twenty minutes dream was finally able to leave and the kids were left with techno.

Why? Cause phil was too busy with paperwork and wilbur was out in town so techno was the only one free. And also just the fact they didn't want to leave some poor worker with these emotionally unstable toddlers. Techno watched warily from across the room as the three troublesome boys whispered to themselves. " What are you talking about? " He asked gruffly and they just turned and silently stared.

Tommy seemed to whisper something, and the other two nodded, before they ominously and silently walked up to him. " Techno? " Tommy said in a soft voice, and technoblade squinted his eyes suspiciously at the three toddlers. " What? " He grumbled. " You know how you said its bad to keep secrets, and if a adult told us a secret we should tell you? " He said hesitance in his voice, and looked down.

Techno began fearing the worse, and sat up from his slouching position. " Yes its very bad, so if a adult is trying to keep a secret between you and them you should tell me.. " He said. Tommy shuffled on his feet nervously, " But what if the adult said it would put them in danger if I told you? " He said, and techno felt his blood run cold.

At this point he was practically sure someone had touched his brother, and his brothers friends or done something equally horrible. " What's the secret? " He said through gritted teeth, clenching his fists to calm himself. He wanted them to feel safe with whatever they had to say. " You promise not to say, or get him in trouble? " Tommy asked in a pitiful tone and techno nearly cried but he nodded.

" I promise. " He lied, but deep down he was ready to send out every guard to find out who was trying to keep a secret with his little brother so he could kill them. However the next words out his brothers mouth cause him to freeze. " Well dream- " He began but techno couldn't even hear the rest, his ears began to ring and he felt his blood run cold. 

If dream was trying to keep secrets with his little brother who knows what he was doing and keeping secrets about with all the town kids. As the ringing began to calm down he noticed his fists were beginning to bleed from how deep and hard he was digging his nails in his skin. " I-i'm sorry, can you repeat yourself? " He said in a shaky tone, and tommy gave him a weird look but nodded. 

He was truly going through a parents- errr brothers(?) worst nightmare. Whatever it doesn't matter what its supposed to be and what he is. " Well, ranboo accidentally teleported and fell on top of me and tubbo and dream panicked and told us not to tell anyone or he'd be in BIG trouble! " Tommy said, a worried look on his face, and techno let out a relieved breath he didn't even know he was holding but he couldn't help but be confused. 

" Why would he be in trouble? That happens all the time, and he did nothing wrong.. " Techno muttered confused and tommy shrugged. " I don't know, but you can't tell ANYONE we told you, especially not dream, alright big man! " Tommy said. 

Then when tommy got his nod of acknowledgement and ran off leaving technoblade with his thoughts. Why would be so scared of something so little, that he made toddlers promise not to tell anyone, and worry them so much about something so little? Maybe it was the rumors..? They're are quite a lot of bad rumors about the royals and how cruel or evil they are and how downright sadistic they are when it comes to the children.

That is not true.., well partly not true. They were quite protective and Wilbur and technoblade could both be a bit sadistic but they'd never hurt a innocent person for something they didn't do! Or something that they couldn't control and is quite common. It is well known that the kids can be a bit much, and try and drive away some nannies but it was obvious they weren't gonna do that with dream anytime soon, not purposely at least. 

Did dream really think of them that badly? He hoped not, that would be quite hurtful, especially considering how welcoming they were trying to be. Wilbur had quite a liking to the blonde, and Phil thought quite fondly of him. 

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The next time dream came over it wasn't to watch the kids, but to make arrangements for him to stay at the castle more often. Techno tried his best not to ask dream anything about what the kids told him, or not to act weirdly but he couldn't help but to be curious. So if he stared a little to long, or found himself fidgeting while trying not to let anything slip out dream didn't notice, or at least he didn't say anything.

Though Wilbur definitely did notice the stares, and he took it the completely wrong way. He gave his twin a look and a smirk before lightly shoving his shoulder with his own, his smirk growing wider when technoblade was cut out of his thoughts by this and looked away from the blonde to his brother. He gave a confused look before realizing how odd his behavior has been and becoming a bit red.

He was once again cut out of his thoughts by Phil, " What do you think techno? " He questioned. " W-what? " Techno stammered, in confusion before clearing his throat. " Uhh, can you repeat the question, and prior statement I was a bit distracted. " He said a bit flustered, his voice gruff and full of embarrassment. Wilbur stifled a giggle earning a glare from his twin, and Phil just sighed.

" Get your head out the gutters. " He reprimanded, scolding his son in a fatherly way, but there was a hint of fondness in his tone. " I said dream will be here, working from 5am to 10pm and instead of sleeping in the workers great hall, and will instead sleep across from your room techno. Which is why I want your permission. " Phil said, giving his son a look and techno grumbled a bit but nodded in acknowledgement.

" Whatever you want, phil. " He said gruffly, not minding or caring much and dream wanted to sink into the ground, or cushions of the couch he sat on. He had a feeling technoblade didn't enjoy his presence much, he kept staring with his blood red eyes and it was quite creepy and intense. Not to mention his voice sounded so gruffy and deep he was obviously annoyed. It felt like he wanted to kill dream with his own hands.. 

But dream also wondered why the boys called their father by name most of the time. It was odd. We're they not close or something? Was it meant to be a sign of respect or a sign of disrespect? Dream didn't know but it made him curious. 

He was broken out of his thoughts by the feeling of eyes on him, and he immediately knew it was technoblade. It scared him how much the prince seemed to be staring at him, how long has he been doing this even before dream knew? He had no idea. He tried to shake it off as him just being nervous or dramatic maybe even delusional but he can see from the corner of his eyes technoblade looking straight at him.

Wilbur even seemed to confront him earlier, having hit him on the shoulder and giving him an odd look before giving a seeming forced smile and a awkward cuckle, almost giggle. It made dreams blood curl. What had he done to technoblade that seemed to upset him so much? 

He didn't think he had said anything offensive to the prince, they had barely even talked. Maybe he was just misunderstanding the situation but he doubted it. He cleared his throat awkwardly. " Uhh, Phil? " He said after a moment of hesitation, he was trying to remember to call him Phil instead of his imperial highness or anything of those lines since Phil seemed to reprimand him every time he did. 

Phil turned to him with a smile, " Yes? " He replied kindly. " Can I be excused to my room? " He asked nervous and when he got a nod of approval he didn't wait for another word and quickly got up and ran out in the hallway to find his room. " Wait-! Do you know where the room is... " Phil screamed after him, trailing off after realizing dream probably didn't hear him.

And of course dream didn't, he just walked around aimlessly trying to find the room phil had described earlier. " While he must be very excited.. " Phil muttered with a tired look, and technoblade gave a curt smile before walking out the room, and going the opposite way dream went to his room. Dream continued to wander around for at least fifteen minutes before finding a maid who pointed him in the right direction. 

When he finally arrived he was so exhausted he didn't check the room number, instead he checked the door and upon it opening he walked right inside with no questions. He took off his mask, setting it down on the nightstand not bothering to look around and went straight to the bed, flopping down and falling asleep in less than five minutes. He looked peaceful, he was utterly exhausted so upon finally getting the week needed sleep he needed, he seemed less tense and stressed. 

Had he looked around he would have noticed the swords, clothes on the floor, armor, hair ties beside his mask, and boar head hung up beside the bed. Not even a hour later, techno walked out of the bathroom and was met with a beautiful blonde on his bed. At first he didn't recognize it was dream, having never seen his face but then he saw the blondes mask on his bedside table. 

He grumbled but decided not to wake up the blonde since he seemed so peaceful, he hoped dream didn't mind that he liked to sleep almost naked. However what he wasn't expecting after sleeping on the complete opposite side was for the blonde to roll over and begin to cuddle him. He immediately tensed up, and despite his first instinct being to punch the blonde(what can he say he hates physical touch), he didn't. 

Thankfully, but he was very tempted. After a few very tense minutes he managed to fall asleep, and began to cuddle the blonde too. Dream woke up to the feelings of arms around him and immediately panicked, screaming and kicking and just being a absolute little shit for techno to deal with. His struggling got so intense it not only woke the deep sleeper techno, but it caused him to fall off the bed. 

In his panic dream didn't even recognize it was technoblade, and trampled over him, stepping on him in his hurry to get off the bed and grab his mask. He covered his face, and grabbed one of the swords that was leaning against the nightstand, not once stopping his screeching and hearing this commotion both Wilbur, Fundy, and Phil ran into the room as well as some knights(punz, badboyhalo, and skeppy). 

Wilbur couldn't keep in his laughter having seen a mortified dream pointing one of technoblades own swords at him, and a half naked technoblade laying on the floor, pain etched in his face, his hair and sheets a mess. Dream having finally noticed it was technoblade who was cuddling him seconds ago looked even more mortified, which Wilbur didn't even think was possible and began to apologize desperately and try and help the prince up. 

Phil stifled a tired chuckle, and gave the two a look. " I'm gonna need a damn good explanation for this. " He said, trying not to laugh. Technoblade just gave a deep, tired sigh. " I'm so so so sorry! Oh my God are you okay!? Please don't be dead!! " Dream screeched humiliated and worried. Did he hurt the prince? God they would definitely lock him up for this, if not kill him! 

" I'm fine, XD shut up, your giving me a headache. " Techno grumbled and dream shut his mouth so fast and backed away, giving the pinkette space. " Don't be so harsh on him Technoblade, he looks mortified. " Phil said softly, giving dream a small comforting smile. 

" What's the explanation you're gonna make up for this technoblade? " Wilbur said after a couple muffled giggles. Though it was funny, he felt a pit at the stomach and realized it to be jealousy. " The idiot mistakes my room as his when I was showering, and having come out at first I didn't realize it was him till seeing his mask on the bedsta- " He was cut off by Wilbur's sudden screech, " YOU SAW DREAMS FACE!? " He screamed and Technoblade gave him a look, causing him to promptly shut up. 

Dream blushed in embarrassment, having realized his mistake, and realizing that Technoblade saw his face. " He looked so peaceful, I decided to let him sleep but I was exhausted myself and decided to go to bed too. And before you think I'm a creep I was at the edge of the bed, and far away from him. " Technoblade continued, and gave dream a look after adding the creep part. 

" He rolled over and began cuddling me, and at first I was tempted to wake him up or something but I decided to get over it and just let him be. I guess after I fell asleep I began to spoon him back, and when I woke up he screaming screaming and kicking and during the struggle I ended up on the floor, to which he continued to get up stomping all over me to put on his mask and point the sword at me. " Techno muttered annoyed, and dream gave a apologetic look, but it made him think.

Think technoblade like him-? Was that really the truth that dream began cuddling him, or did he have some alternative motive. He shook away the thoughts, and instead decided to apologize for his actions. " I am so so sorry for all of that, I didn't even realize it was you in my panic when I woke up. " he said sincerely, and technoblade just nodded.  

After a moment he finally began to slowly walk out before running down the hall to his room and closing the door behind him feeling humiliated and confused.