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Deutschland does not dream of Bunny girl Hipper (But she does enjoy it)

Summary:

In which Eugen and Blücher wanted Hipper to wear a bunny girl outfit for them.

Meanwhile Deutschland walks in.

Notes:

Crap description and a weirder title but i must get my brainrot out somehow and lately I guess one sitting oneshot writing sessions are my jam.

Which so happens to be late night writing sessions too... I think I have a problem.

Enjoy more Hipper/Deutschland!

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"Right... and you don't have any nefarious motive?" Admiral Hipper stared at Prinz Eugen and Blücher unamused, holding a skintight bunnysuit in her hands.

 

"It was my idea, I swear!" Blücher spoke up, "Eugen just happened to let me go with it but it was a 100% original idea by yours truly! And you know I wouldn't do anything nefarious to you~" She sang with an elated voice, putting her hands together and looking at Hipper with sparkling eyes.

 

"That's what I'm worried about. I'm scared Eugen here's putting weird ideas in there." Hipper sighed as she lightly knocked on the top of Blücher's head, which the latter only smiled and laughed at, egging the older sister to try it on.

 

With reluctance, Hipper would take the outfit and go straight into the bathroom, stripping out of her homewear into the form-fitting clothes.

 

First was the pantyhose, those weren't too much trouble. Then there was the corset. That took a bit of finagling but once it was on it was surprisingly snug. Finally topping things off with the cuffs, the collar, the tie, and the ears, Hipper would do a twirl in front of her bathroom mirror to check herself.

 

She looked very well in the suit. Honestly, it reminds her when Eugen wore something like it once for... something she forgot about. Although...

 

Hipper would strike a pose, something akin to what Eugen would have and has taken in the past, before completely stopping herself. A bright blush on her cheeks as she gets embarrassed once she sees and realizes what she's doing in the mirror.

 

With a sigh, Hipper would try to make her hair into something presentable, something which fit the clothes, at least she thinks so, before turning on her heels and opening the bathroom door to get out.

 

As soon as her entire figure was seen through the door...

 

Snap

 

Hipper's eyes shoot up to the source of the sound to see Deutschland, phone in hand and jaw to the floor, eyes wider than dinner plates as she stared at Hipper's figure intently and curiously.

 

"Wow... I thought these two were lying- Hey!" Deutschland yelled as a pillow from a nearby chair was hurled towards the pocket battleship's head, barely missing as Deutschland swung her head to the side.

 

"What are you doing here!? I didn't let you in!" Hipper yelled back, her blush brighter than before, covering what she could with a jacket from a nearby coat rack. 

 

While this had been happening both of Hipper's sisters were trying to suppress their laughter, earning a glare from the older one. A look of 'So this was your plan all along huh?' Was etched on her face as Eugen and Blücher try to calm down to explain themselves.

 

"No, you didn't. I let myself in," Deutschland interrupts, quickly pocketing her phone before slowly making her way towards her girlfriend, "And no they didn't invite me, I was already on my way here... and damn I'm glad I did." Deutschland would whistle much to Hipper's annoyance.

 

"You're a pervert, you know that?" Hipper would pout which seems to have the opposite effect on Deutschland, making the latter laugh heartily as she gives Hipper another once-over.

 

Deutschland's actions make Hipper pull the jacket she's using to cover herself close to her chest. Eyeing the couple as she does, Eugen would give a loud clap before grabbing Blücher by the shoulders.

 

"Seeing as you two seem to have plans on your own, why don't Blücher and I get going hm? Give you two some of that private time~" Eugen would tease, followed by Blücher's confusion as she was being pushed out the door by Eugen.

 

"E-eh!? B-but I brought my suit! So did you! I thought we were-" Eugen would gently quiet Blücher by putting a finger to her lips, winking at her sister as they closed the door behind them, but not before Eugen could give Hipper a smug look and a silent 'see you later~'.

 

Click

 

The door would shut with a sound, and with it came Hipper's breath. She would sigh, her hands lowering the jacket she held as she relaxed.

 

Deutschland would turn to Hipper with a gentle smile as she goes over to kiss her on the cheek. 

 

"You look really good," Deutschland whispers as she positions herself behind Hipper and holds on to the curve of her waist, "How come you never dress like this for me more often?"

 

"Dee, you know this isn't my style at all. Besides, I just got this right before you got here." Hipper huffs as she folds the jacket and puts it down on the bed, leaning into Deutschland's embrace from behind.

 

"Not your style? I think it suits you anyway. I love the way it makes you look. Must run in the family eh?" Hipper would scoff at Deutschland's quip but smile nonetheless. Hipper laughs, rolling her eyes at Deutschland's antics. 

 

"So you like this kind of thing huh?" Hipper would turn around before pulling Deutschland close by the collar of her shirt. The pocket battleship simply grins wide and throws her hands up in mock surrender.

 

"It brings out your curves. You know how much I like those." Hipper would smirk before getting closer to her partner's face. 

 

Closer...

 

*Closer...*

 

And just as their lips were centimeters away, Hipper would use her free hand to put a finger on the tip of Deutschland's nose and push her all the way back.

 

"Like I said, You're a pervert," Hipper said teasingly with a smirk, something Deutschland found oddly hot. It wasn't like Eugen's teasing and smirk, which was mysterious and enticing, Hipper made it feel like your heart could explode, at least from Deutschland's perspective.

 

"Oh c'mon. You're gonna tease me like that? In that outfit? You can't just do that!" Deutschland would complain, a competitive smile on her lips as Hipper walked away from her.

 

"I can. And I just did. What're you gonna do about it Dee~"

 

"Oh, it's on..."