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The abandoned theater was big enough to fit all pixar characters in, which is what happened, all pixar characters were in the abandoned movie theater, the toys were human sized

They were confused, all the TV on the monitor says is "REACT TO THE DISNEY PIXAR MOVIES!" So they all got seated, they've introduced each other already before they saw the TV screen.

First movie they were seeing is Toy Story.

[The Walt Disney Pictures logo plays, except the castle is in CGI, while the camera zooms out from its gate. When the logo completes, it zooms out until it fades into a kid's bedroom, with boxes made to look like buildings which are placed in different areas. A kid holds a Mr. Potato Head toy in front of one of them]

"Why is everything like a little kid drew it?" Johnny complained, he was expecting some else for a movie named Toy Story.

One-Eye Bart: Alright, everyone! This is a stick-up! Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe!

[The kid shakes a piggy bank and a few coins fall out]

One-Eye Bart: [chuckles] Money, money, money!

[kisses the coins]

Bo Peep: Stop it. Stop it, you mean old potato.

One-Eye Bart: Quiet, Bo Peep! Or your sheep get run over!

Sheep: Help! Baa! Help us!

Bo Peep: Oh, no! Not my sheep! Somebody do something!

[Then the kid picks up a cowboy doll and pulls the string in it's back]

Woody Voice box: Reach for the sky.

One-Eye Bart: Oh, no. Sheriff Woody.

Andy: (doing Woody's voice) I'm here to stop you, One-Eye Bart.

One-Eye Bart: D'oh! How did you know it was me?

Andy: (doing Woody's voice) Are you gonna come quietly?

One-Eye Bart: You can't touch me, sheriff. I've brought my attack dog, with a built in forcefield!

Andy: (doing Woody's voice) Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats forcefield dogs!

[A toy dinosaur eats a slinky dog]

Andy: (doing Woody's voice) You're going to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots.

"No, not the precious tater tots!" Dash exclaims at it

"What's tater tots?" Mike asks the humans mainly and everyone in the whole room stares at Mike in shock

"You've never had tater tots before?!" Helen asks Mike, who nods his head

"We don't have any "normal" meals that you guys have, we have meals fit for monsters" Sulley said to the humans

"We have something like that in the sea" Luca said to Sulley

[A baby girl picks up and shakes Mr. Potato Head]

"Aw, she's cute!" Celia exclaims at Molly's cuteness when she was a baby

"She sure was" Mrs. Davis said to Celia

"She's 12 years old now" Andy said to them

"She used to be scared of the dark until I bought that good old baby lamp" Mrs. Davis said to everyone else

Molly blushed in embarrassment

"Does she still have it?" Barley asks Mrs. Davis, who shook her head

"No, we sold it away" Mrs. Davis said to Barley

[The title "Walt Disney Pictures Presents" comes up as Woody and Mr. Potato Head's arm and ear were on the ground]

Andy: You saved the day again, Woody.

[He pulls Woody's pull string]

Woody Voice box: You're my favorite deputy.

[The title "Toy Story" comes up as You've Got A Friend in Me starts playing and singing by Randy Newman]

"Is that you?" Tony asked Andy, who nodded his head

"Yes, that's me" Andy said to Tony

You've got a friend in me. You've got a friend in me.

Andy: Come on, let's round up the cattle.

[Andy turns two boxes with cows drawn on them and uses a skipping rope as a lasso]

When the road looks rough ahead, And you're miles and miles, From your nice warm bed

[The title "A Pixar Production" comes up as he then kicks a box out of his way]

Andy: Round them up, Cowboy.

[He put Woody on a remote controlled car and drove them into a box]

You just remember what your old pal said. Boy, you've got a friend in me.

[The title "Executive Producers Edwin Catmull and Steve Jobs" comes up]

Andy: Yee-haw!

Yeah, you've got a friend in me.

Andy: Hey, cowboy.

[The title "Supervising Technical Director William Reeves" comes up when Woody is later seen riding on Andy's back]

Some other folks might be, A little bit smarter than I am. Bigger and stronger too.

Andy: Come on, Woody.

[places him on the banister and he slides down it into his arms]

Maybe But none of them will ever love you. The way I do It's me and you, boy. And as the years go by,...

[The title "Music by Randy Newman" comes up]

[Andy and Woody spin in a chair]

[The title "Songs Written & Performed by Randy Newman" comes up]

Andy: Whoa!

Our friendship will never die. You're gonna see it's our destiny. You've got a friend in me.

[He saw Woody on the chair and put him down on the edge of the chair]

Andy: Alright

Yeah, you've got a friend in me.

Andy: Score!

You've got a friend in me.

[He walk over to his mom]

Andy: Wow! Cool!

[The title "Original Story by John Lasseter, Andrew Stanton, Pete Docter, and Joe Ranft" comes up as Woody is laying on the chair]

Mrs. Davis: What do you think?

Andy: Oh, this looks great, Mom!

Mrs. Davis: (laughs) Okay, birthday boy.

"Oh, it's his birthday?" Sulley said to himself, but the Davis family heard him

"Well, it wasn't exactly my birthday that day" Andy said to them, everyone were confused

"Why are you guys celebrating his birthday too early" Mike asks Mrs. Davis and Molly

"I wanted to celebrate his birthday now before we moved to the next city" Mrs. Davis said to them

"His actual birthday was actually next week when we were moving" Molly said to them

Andy: We saw it at the store, I asked you for it!

[Andy is very excited about his special]

Mrs. Davis: One, two- Four. Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough.

Andy: Can we leave this up until we move?

Mrs. Davis: Sure, we can leave it.

Andy: Yeah.

Mrs. Davis: Now go get Molly. Your friends are going to be here any minute.

"Oh, were you aware that he's not going to see his friends again after you guys moved?" Bob asked Mrs. Davis

"Yeah, I figured that if we celebrate on his actual birthday then he wouldn't see his friends" Mrs. Davis said

"We still talk, on social media but it's rare" Andy said to them

"Do you have any new friends at you're new home?" Laurel asks Andy

"Yeah, I do but we are in different colleges" Andy said to the blue elf mother

Andy: Okay. It's party time, Woody.

[The title "Screenplay by Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, and Alec Sokolow" comes up]

Andy: Yee-haw!

[He sets off up stairs]

Molly: [Squealing]

[The title "Produced by Ralph Guggenheim and Bonnie Arnold" comes up]

Andy: Howdy, little lady.

Molly: [Squealing]

Woody Voice box: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole.

Andy: Come on, Molly. Oh, you're getting heavy.

"How old was Molly?" Celia asked Mrs. Davis

"3" Mrs. Davis said to them

[The title "Directed by John Lasseter" comes up]

Andy: See you later, Woody.

"Again, why is it called Toy Story?" Johnny asked which no one answered to.

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"Again, why is it called Toy Story?" Johnny asked

[He shuts the door behind him. Woody comes to life and sits up]

"WAIT, WHAT?!" The humans and monsters all screamed out at the same time

Woody: Pull my string, the birthday party's today? Okay, everyone. Coast is clear.

"The toys are alive?!" Andy exclaims, shocked that all this time, the toys are alive

"Yeah, we're alive" Woody said, everyone then screams because they actually forgot that the toys were here, but in human size.

"Sorry, we forgot that you were in the same room with us" Sulley apologized to the toys who nodded in understanding.

[Woody watch as various other toys in the room come to life, including Mr. Potato Head]

Mr. Potato Head: Ages 3 and up. It's on my box. Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool.

"Hey, I was a baby what did you want me to do about it?!" Molly said, annoyed with Mr. Potato Head already

"Princess Drool?" Andy asked the toys

"It's our nickname for Molly" Woody said to the Davis family

[The toys bustle about whilst they walk and talk. Hamm the Piggy bank is putting his coins back into his slot. Mr Potato Head comes with his parts all mixed up]

Mr. Potato Head: Hey, Hamm. Look, I'm Picasso!

Hamm: I don't get it.

(he walks off)

"We don't either" Sulley said, as everyone were confused on Mr. Potato Head's joke

Mr. Potato Head: You uncultured swine! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?

[He walks off, leaving the hockey puck with arms and legs confused]

Everyone laughs because it's an actual hockey puck toy

"I get it, hockey puck" Riley said to everyone

Woody: Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky?

Sarge: Sir! No, sir!

Woody: OK. Hey, thank you. At ease.

[He jump down from the bed and look around]

Woody: Hey, uh, Slinky?

[Slinky, a dog with a slink between his head and back appears, pushing a checker board with red and black disks]

Slinky: Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.

Woody: No. Slink.....

Slinky: Oh, well, all right. You can be red if you want.

"Wait, you guys play checkers?" Ian asks Woody

"Yeah, we played it until Andy's mom sold it away, no harm's feelings" Woody said to Ian

Woody: N-Not now, Slink. I got some bad news.

Slinky: Bad news?!

Woody: [holds Slinky's mouth shut] Ssssh!

[The toys stop and look at Woody, and Slinky]

"Oh, those stares reminded me of when Sulley and I were fighting about Boo" Mike said, recalling when they were fighting in the Scare Floor about the wrong door

"Boo?" Everyone asked Mike, who points at the two-year old baby in the monster costume

"Mike Wazowski!" Boo said to them

"She's been saying my name since I said it to her" Mike said to everyone

Woody: Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting and be happy.

Slinky: Got it.

Woody: Be happy.

Slinky: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

"Not that way!" The humans and monsters exclaims at the same time

Woody: Staff meeting, everybody! Snake, Robot, podium duty.

[Snake hides under the bed]

Robot: Hey!

[He reaches under the bed and brings Snake out]

Everyone laughs at Snake wanting to hide.

[A sketch board walks past Woody who stops in a Western battle way]

Woody: Hey, Etch. Draw!

[They draw with Etch sketching a picture of a gun]

Woody: Oh! Got me again.

"Really?" Buzz asked his best friend

"We were playing draw, cowboy style" Woody said to Buzz

Woody: Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the West.

Slinky: Got a staff meeting you guys. Come on. Let's go.

[The toys follow Slinky while Woody looks around]

Woody: Now, where is that... Oh. Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?

"You're doodle pad?" Andy asked his favorite toy in disbelief though playful

"Sorry" Woody apologized to his former owner

"Oh, I did that" Rex said to Woody

[Then a green toy dinosaur jumps up and roars at Woody]

Rex: Roaaaaar!

"Rex!" Andy, Mrs. Davis and Molly all exclaims at the same time

Woody: How're you doin', Rex?

They laughed at Woody not being scared at all

"That wasn't scary" Sulley said, not at all impressed with Rex's attempt to scare Woody

Rex: Were you scared? Tell me honestly.

"No" Everyone said, honestly

Woody: I was close to being scared that time.

Rex: I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it. I think I'm just coming across off as annoying.

[Woody got grabbed by a crook and pulled towards Bo Peep]

"That could've killed him if he was a real person and not a toy" Laurel said

"No it wouldn't, just neck pain" Mei said, her friends and family agreed that Bo's crook wouldn't killed Woody, it would just get him neck pain

Woody: (coughs) Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.

Bo Peep: I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.

Woody: Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'.

"He didn't save them, they were just playing cowboy" Miriam said to Bo

"It doesn't matter, putting them in real danger is bad because Bo and her sheeps are made of porcelain which is fragile glass" Woody said to Miriam, who nodded in understanding

"Oh, is that why Bo has tape on her arm and wrist?" Andy asked him, he nodded his head

"She's been adventurous since she got out of the Antique Store" Woody said to his former owner

"But isn't she fragile?" Mike said, Woody once again nodded

"She has tape in case part of her body breaks" Woody said to Mike

"But what if she runs out of tape?" Mike asked Woody

"We got plenty of tape" Bo said to Mike

Bo Peep: What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?

Woody: (sheepish giggling) Oh, yeah! (mutters)

Bo Peep: Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.

[She walks off, leaving Woody baffled]

"Somebody's in love" Mike said, teasing Woody

"Mike!" Everyone exclaims at the same time, they were scolding him for teasing a rag doll toy

"What? What did I say? What? What?" Mike asks them, confused on why he's in trouble for teasing Woody

Slinky: Come on, come on. Smaller toys up front.

[A bull dog egg toy lets four other egg toys out]

Slinky: Hey, Woody, come on.

[Woody walks over to the podium and stands. Mike, a speaker with a microphone attached, clears his throat to get Woody's attention and held out his microphone]

Woody: Oh, thanks, Mike.

"There's another Mike?!" Mike asked in surprise

"Yeah, he's not with us anymore, he's been sold out" Woody said about Mike the speaker with the microphone

[He picks up the microphone]

Woody: OK..... Whoa, whoa. Step back.

Hamm: For crying out loud.

"Stupid microphones" Duncan says, complaining about microphones

[Mike steps back until the feedback fades away]

Woody: Thank you. (blows into the microphone)

Woody: Hello? Check. That better? Great. Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great. OK. First item today: Uh... oh, yeah. Has everyone picked a moving buddy?

[The toys are surprised]

Rex: What?

Hamm: Moving buddy? You can't be serious.

Rex: I didn't know we were supposed to have one already.

"Oh, right you said you were moving to the next city" Sulley said, remember that Mrs. Davis mentioned her family are moving to the next city

Mr. Potato Head: (holding one of his arms) Do we have to hold hands?

[The toys laugh]

"We get it, you're holding you're hand" Sulley said to Mr. Potato Head

"By the way, where's Mrs. Potato Head, Jessie, Bullseye and the Little Green Men?" Lightning asked, he remembered that Mrs. Potato Head, Jessie, Bullseye and the three Little Green Men aliens were with them in this room

"We didn't have Mrs. Potato Head yet" Andy said to Lightning

"Jessie and Bullseye were somewhere else, I have a note saying don't spoil Toy Story 2" Woody said, while also telling them that he has a note from their kidnapper telling him to not spoil Toy Story 2

"The Little Green Men we'll see later on in the film" Buzz said to Lightning

Woody: You guys think this is a big joke. We've only got one week left before the move. I don't want any toys left behind. A moving buddy. If you don't have one, get one!

"You guys get a moving buddy?" Ian asked the toys, they nodded

"Everyone got picked" Rex said to them

Woody: All right, next. Uh, oh, yes. Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting was, I think, a big success. And we wanna thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. Thank you, Mr. Spell.

Mr. Spell: You're welcome.

Woody: OK. Uh, oh, yes. One, uh, minor note here. (reads quietly)  Andy's birthday party has been moved to today.

[The toys got shocked]

"Why did you read that so quietly?" Tylor asked Woody

"I was trying to calm them down by hiding the birthday party change date" Woody said, the toys scoffed at that

"It didn't work" Buzz said to him

"I KNOW THAT!" Woody exclaims at his best friend

Rex: What do you mean the party's today? His birthday's not until next week!

Hamm: What's goin' on down there? Is his mom losin' her marbles?

"Losing my mind?" Mrs. Davis asked in disbelief, but like her son it was a playful disbelief

Woody: Well, obviously she wanted to have the party before the move. ( to the other toys)

"Yeah, she did" Helen said to the onscreen toys

Woody: I'm not worried. You shouldn't be worried.

Mr. Potato Head: Of course Woody ain't worried. He's been Andy's favorite since kindergarten.

"You let him take him to kindergarten?" Mrs. Anderson asked Mrs. Davis

"He kept him in his backpack" Mrs. Davis said to Mrs. Anderson

Slinky: Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.

[Mr. Potato Head looks at Mr. Spell, pointing at Slinky's butt then pull out his mouth and tap his butt with it whilst Mr. Spell laughs]

"That's inappropriate" Sulley said, covering Boo's eyes

"He's basically saying, kiss my—" Mike said, almost saying the inappropriate word

"MIKE!" The grownups all shouted to Mike

"Sorry! Sorry! Never will happen again, I swear!" Mike quickly apologized, not wanting to get his mouth filled with soap.

Slinky: If Woody says it's all right then, well, darn it, it's good enough for me. Woody has never steered us wrong before.

"Until Buzz came along" Woody said, jokingly

Woody: Come on, guys. Every Christmas and birthday, we go through this.

Rex: But what if Andy gets another dinosaur, a mean one? I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection.

"We never got another dinosaur" Andy said to everyone

"Aw, Rex you and I are dinosaurs" Trixie said to Rex

"At least Andy actually play Rex as a dinosaur" Mr. Potato Head muttered, causing the toys to glare at him

Woody: Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced. This is Andy we're talking about. It doesn't matter how much we're played with.

[Woody gestures Mike to move to him since the microphone's wire is stretched too far]

Everyone laughs at that.

Woody: What matters is that we're here for Andy when he needs us. That's what we're made for, right?

Hamm: Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting but.... they're here! Birthday guests at three o'clock!

"Hey, we heard that from the theater, remember guys" Lightning said, remembering those exact lines from Hamm

"Oh yeah" Mater said, also remembering those lines

[Rex screams]

Woody: Stay calm, everyone!

[The toys run to the window passing Woody in a panic]

Woody: Hey!

[Mike even joins in the panic, taking the microphone out of Woody's hand]

Woody: Uh, meeting adjourned.

"Every toy is being so dramatic about this whole thing" Tyler said

"They're just scared of being replaced" Woody said to Tyler

"I would never replace you guys" Andy said to his toys

"See?" Woody said to the gang

[The Toys gets to the window to see what's going on]

Hamm: Ho, boy! Will you take a look at all those presents?

Mr. Potato Head: I can't see a thing.

"Oh my god, it's school field trip to Monsters, Inc. all over again" Mike exclaims, remembering when he was young he was so small that he was stuck in the back where he couldn't see anything that the scarers were doing.

"What?" Sulley asked, confused

[He pick out his two eyes and lift them above the toys to see Andy's friends bringing in presents]

"Lucky" Mike muttered to himself

Hamm: Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure!

Rex: Any dinosaur shaped ones?!

Hamm: Oh, for crying out loud. They're all in boxes, you idiot.

"He was just asking a question" Riley said, defending Rex

"A really stupid question" Hamm said about Rex

Rex: They're getting bigger.

Slinky: Wait, there's a nice little one over there.

Child: Hi!

[The boy holding the present turns to the other kid, revealing his present to be really long and making the toys panic, All toys screaming in the process]

"How did nobody saw that outside?" Mrs. Davis wondered to herself how miracle that nobody saw the curtain being moved by the panicked toys.

Rex: We're doomed!

Woody: All right! All right! If I send out the troops, will you all calm down?

Rex: Yes! Yes! We promised!

Woody: OK! Save your batteries.

Hamm: Very good, Woody. That's using the old noodle.

"Calm down guys" Bob said to the toys

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"Calm down guys" Bob says to the toys

[Woody jumps onto the bed and looks at Sarge]

Woody: Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red! You know what to do.

Sarge: Yes, sir!

[Sarge jumps down from the table and onto one of the drawers]

Sarge: All right, men. You heard him. Code Red! Repeat, we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute! Let's move! Move, move, move, move!

[The Green Army Men jump from the bucket and went out the door, carrying some rope and a baby monitor with them. Sarge look over the landing with his binoculars to see Andy, his mom and his friends heading for the living room to begin opening presents]

"How did we not see that?" Andy asked himself

Mrs. Davis: OK, come on, kids. Everyone in the living room. It's almost time for the presents.

[Sarge motions two parachuters to jump and open the parachutes to glide down to the floor and they did. They look around the hall to make sure no one is around and signals for the rope to be lower down and the rest of the Army Men slides down the rope to the floor. The toys move over to the lamp table where Woody is setting up the monitor]

Hamm: All right, gangway, gangway.

Woody: And this is how we find out what is in those presents.

"I'm noticing one particular person is missing, hey where's Buzz?" Mike asks the toys

"This was the day that we met Buzz for the first time" Woody said to Mike

Mike and Sulley immediately understood what that meant; Andy got Buzz Lightyear for his birthday, but they are wondering; who got Andy Buzz for his birthday?

[The Army Men walk across the hall when they heard Andy's mom coming]

Andy's Mom: OK, who's hungry?

"I'm hungry!" Bonnie said, she really was hungry

"There's the table with all foods and drinks for everyone but us because we're toys, it's over there" Woody said, which everyone looks to the left and sees the table with the meals as Woody had mentioned it, there were also oil cans there, obviously for the Cars cast

"Where did that come from, we didn't see that before" Bronco, Laurel's boyfriend asks them

"That was because the movie immediately started when we got here" Woody said to him

"Somebody must have put it there for us." Buzz suggests, thinking that their kidnapper did it.

Indeed there was, unknowingly to the Pixar characters that there was someone there but she kept her distance not wanting to disturb them just yet, she just put the notes in the chairs for them to see, she plans to show up once "Monsters, Inc" is playing, knowing that the humans are going to be offended the most by Mike, especially to how he treated Boo, she's a human herself, well technically she is half human half mermaid half monster, she's currently by the doorway to them but hiding in the shadows

[Sarge and his men all froze]

Andy's Mom: Here come the chips. I've got Cool Ranch and barbecue!

[She steps on one of the Green Army Men crushing him with her foot]

"Oh!" Everyone winces at that, feeling the toy soldier's pain from being stepped on.

Andy's Mom: Ow! What in the world..... Oh! I thought I told him to pick these up.

"Sorry about that" Woody apologized to Mrs. Davis and Andy

[She kicks them away with her foot and moves on. In Andy's room]

Rex: Shouldn't they be there by now? What's taking them so long?

Woody: Hey, these guys are professionals. They're the best. Come on! They're not lying down on the job.

[The Army Men are lying on the floor.]

Everyone immediately laughs at that

"They're literally laying down on a job" Don said while laughing

[Sarge stands up and motion his soldiers to move to the plant pot for safety. Sarge heard some moaning and turn to see one of his soldiers is crushed from being step on and was moving limply across the floor]

"Oh, no he's dying!" Rex exclaims fearfully

"He's not dying, he's just injured from being stepped on, relax he's fine" Woody said to Rex, trying to calm him down

Soldier: G-G-Go on without me! J-Just go!

Sarge: A good soldier never leaves a man behind.

[He motions to his soldiers on the landing and they lower the baby monitor to the ground and they carry it to the flower pot. A ball rolls towards them so they move fast and climbs into the pot just as the ball rolled by, followed by the boys and Andy's Mom]

Andy's Mom: OK, everybody, come on.

[The soldiers set the baby monitor up while a medic tends to the wounded solider and gives a thumb's up to Sarge who peers under the leaves and look through his binoculars to see the presents]

Andy's Mom: Everybody settle down. Now, kids. Everybody..... You sit in a circle. No, Andy. Andy, you sit in the middle there. Good. And..... Which present are you gonna open first?

Boy: Mine!

[Sarge looks at the presents with his binoculars]

Sarge: There they are.

"Now we know that these toys are perverts" One of the pink headed monsters said

"That's not what perverts are" Mike said, he's right that wasn't what perverts do at all

"Mike's right, that's not what perverts are" Sulley said, agreeing with Mike

[Upstairs in Andy's room, the toys and Irelanders hear Sarge's voice on the Baby Monitor]

Sarge: Come in, Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo.

"Aw, that's nice nicknames" Celia said to that

Woody: This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet!

Sarge: Come in, Mother Bird. All right, Andy's opening the first present now.

Mr. Potato Head: Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head!

[Rex and Hamm look at him, confused]

"What happened to afraid of being replaced?" Tylor asks Mr. Potato Head

"I had been waiting for Mrs. Potato Head to arrive" Mr. Potato Head said to Tylor

"Aw" Val said about the potato heads

"Ew" Duncan and the Pixar kids said about love

Mr. Potato Head: Hey, I can dream, can't I?

Sarge: The bow's coming off. He's ripping the wrapping paper. It's a.... It's..... It's a...... a lunch box. We've got a lunch box here.

Woody: A lunch box?

"A lunch box?!" Everyone except the Davis family said at the same time

"Who packs lunch boxes?" Duncan asks no one in particular

"For lunch" Tylor said to Duncan

Mr. Potato Head: Lunch box?

Slinky: For lunch. (laughs)

"We said the exact same thing" Tylor said to Slinky who laughs at that

Sarge: OK, second present. It appears to be..... OK, it's bed sheets.

"Bed sheets?" Again, everyone aside from the Davis family asked in confusion

Mr. Potato Head: Who invited that kid?

"Me" Mrs. Davis said to Mr. Potato Head

[Sarge watches as Andy's Mom picks the present one by one until there's only one left]

Andy's Mom: Oh! Only one left.

Sarge: OK, we're on the last present now.

Woody: Last present!

"Yes, last present!" Val exclaims in excitement

"But what was in the present that was really long?" Mike asked the toys

"It was skis" Woody said to Mike

"Oh, skis I know them I saw a few humans skiing with them" Adorable Yeti said about the time he had on Earth.

Sarge: It's a big one. It's a.... It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship!

Woody: Whew!

[The toys cheer]

Everyone aside from the Toy Story franchise cast and Tylor cheered on

"Wait, why are we cheering? It already happened" Mike asked though nobody listened to him

Hamm: Hallelujah! Yeah! All right!

[Hamm accidentally bumps Mr. Potato Head, knocking some of his parts out]

Mr. Potato Head: Hey, watch it!

Hamm: Sorry, old spud head.

Sarge: Mission accomplished. Well done, men. Pack it up. We're goin' home.

[The men start to turn off the baby monitor]

Woody: So did I tell ya? Huh? Nothing to worry about.

"I wouldn't be too sure about it" Tylor said, he has a feeling that the board game wasn't the last present

Slinky: I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted ya for a second.

[Just then Sarge saw Andy's mom pull out a surprise present from the closet]

Andy's Mom: Wait a minute. Oh! What do we have here?

"I KNEW IT!" Tylor exclaims at that moment

"That sneaky women" Flik said about Andy's mom

Mrs. Davis hid a smirk in her face

Sarge: Wait! Turn that thing back on!

[The baby monitor turns back and Sarge's voice is heard on it]

Sarge: Come in, Mother Bird! Come in, Mother Bird! Mom has pulled a surprise present from the closet. Andy's opening it. He's really excited about this one.

Andy: Mom, what is it?

Sarge: It's a huge package.

[A boy gets in the way of Sarge's view]

"HEY!" Everyone said at the same time

"Get out of the way!" Bronco said to the onscreen kid

Sarge: Oh, get outta the.... One of the kids is in the way. I can't see.

[Mr. Potato Head puts his hand to his head and to his sides while Woody looks, anxiously]

Sarge: It's a......

Kids: Wow!

[Andy hold up his present over the plant. Upstairs, Rex was anxious to know what the present was]

"How are we supposed to know what it is by looking at the shadow?!" Mike asked basically to no one

Rex: It's a what? What is it?

[He shook the lamp table and the baby monitor fell to the floor and the batteries pop out]

"Oh No!" Atta exclaims

Rex: Oh, no!

Everyone laugh at that

Mr. Potato Head: Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!

Hamm: Way a go, Rex!

"He didn't mean to!" Riley said to Mr. Potato Head and Hamm

Woody: No, Turn him around! Turn him around!

Hamm: He's puttin' 'em in backwa..... Here, you're puttin' 'em in backwards!

[He tries to move the batteries forward]

Woody: Plus is positive, minus is negative! Oh, let me!

[He jumps down and shove Hamm aside to put the batteries back in.]

"This Is Bad" Bill A. Said to everyone and they nodded in agreement

[Downstairs, Andy and his friends rush down the hallway towards the stairs]

Andy: Let's go to my room, guys!

"Oh no!" Helen said

Sarge: Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!

"Are they going to hear his warning in time?" Dot asked Flik in worry

"I'm sure they will" Flik reassures the young ant princess

[Woody put the batteries back into the baby monitor]

Woody: (grunts) There!

Sarge: Juvenile intrusion! Repeat, resume your positions now!

Woody: Andy's comin', everybody! Back to your places! Hurry!

"They got the warning" Arlo said, everyone sees how they go back to their places in a hurry.

[The toys hurry into position]

Hamm: Get to your places! Get to your places!

Rex: (screaming)

Mr. Potato Head: Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?

"You had you're pieces on the floor, you should be fine" Atta said to Mr. Potato Head

"Not unless Andy notices that a piece is missing" Hamm said to the ant princess heiress

"How did you lost you're ear?" Sulley asked Mr. Potato Head

"I think when we were cheering early, Hamm knocked Potato Head and maybe his ear fell off somewhere" Woody said to Sulley

"Oh, yeah that's right" Sulley said, remembering what happened moments ago

"I found it eventually" Mr. Potato Head said to Sulley

Rex: Out of my way! Here I come! Here I come!

[He bump into a bin and fell over.]

"Ooh!" Everyone winces at that

[As the boys ran up the stairs, Lenny the binoculars walk to the shelves and Woody flops down on the bed just as Andy and his friends burst in]

"Just in time" Laurel said as they see the boys having fun

Friend #1: Hey, look, its lasers light up.

Andy: Take that, Zurg!

Friend #2: Quick, make a space. This is where the spaceship lands.

[He push Woody from his spot and put the spaceship on it. Woody falls off the bed]

"Rude" Dot said about the kid moving Woody out of his spot

Jessie was getting a flashback from when Emily and her friend doing the same thing where she was left unfound under the bed for years until Emily grew up and found her, but then she left her in a donation box, which caused her to be afraid of being in storage

Andy: And he does it like that. And he does a karate chop action!

Andy's Mom: Come on down, guys! It's time for games!

Kids: We've got prizes!

[They hurry out of the room and shut the door.]

"Poor Rocky" Bo Peep said about Rocky since he was crushed

[Rocky Gibraltar who have been slammed by the door, falls over. The changing room door open and the toys went out towards the bed]

Slinky: What is it?

Bo Peep: Can you see it?

Slinky: What the heck is up there?

Rex: Woody, who's up there with ya?

[Woody coughs as he crawls under the bed and emerges from the bed]

Slinky: Woody? What are you doing under the bed?

Woody: Uh, nothin'. Uh, nothin'. I'm sure Andy was just a little excited, that's all. Too much cake and ice cream, I suppose. It's just a mistake.

Mr. Potato Head: Well, that mistake is sitting in your spot, Woody. (chuckles)

Rex: [gasps] Have you been replaced?!

Woody: Hey, what did I tell you earlier? No one is getting replaced. Now, let's all be polite and give whatever it is up a nice, big Andy's-room welcome.

"Why do I feel like a meme is going to be born?" Mike asked himself

[He climbs up to the top of the bed and there he saw a green, purple and white spaceman toy standing looking tall and looked around the room, Woody ducking and gulping trying not to be spotted. The space toy looks around, breathing the air in and out]

Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. Come in, Star Command.

[There is no answer. He tries again]

Buzz Lightyear: Star Command, come in. Do you read me?

[Still no answer]

Buzz Lightyear: Why don't they answer?

"Is this how new toys act or no?" Andy asked Woody

"It only happened to Buzz and Zurg so far" Woody said to Andy

(gasps when he sees his torn up cardboard spaceship)

Buzz Lightyear: My ship!

[He run over to his cardboard spaceship and looks at it's wing]

Buzz Lightyear: Blast! This'll take weeks to repair.

[He open his wrist communicator]

Buzz Lightyear: Buzz Lightyear mission log, stardate 4-0-7-2. My ship has run off course in route to sector 12. I've crash landed on a strange planet. The impact must've awoken me from hypersleep.

"How long was he in that package?" Helen asked Mrs. Davis

"For a while" Mrs. Davis said to Helen

[He jumps up and down on the bed]

Buzz Lightyear: Terrain seems a bit unstable.

[He taps his communicator]

Buzz Lightyear: No readout yet if the air is breathable. And there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.

[Woody pops up in front of him]

Woody: Hello!

Buzz Lightyear: (karate yells)

Woody: (screams)

Everyone laughs at that

"Nice first impression, Woody" Bronco said to Woody

"I didn't mean to scare him" Woody said, defending himself

"I wouldn't call that scaring, more like startling him" Sulley said about that.

Woody: Whoa! H-hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to.

[Buzz aim his laser at him]

Woody: Sorry. Howdy. My name is Woody. And this is Andy's room. That's all I wanted to say. And also, there has been a bit of a mix up. This is my spot, see, the bed here.

[Buzz spotted Woody's badge on his coat that said Sheriff and turns off his laser]

Buzz Lightyear: Local law enforcement. It's about time you got here. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash landed here by mistake.

Woody: Yes, it is a mistake because, you see, the bed here is my spot.

"How many times will we hear them calling Buzz a mistake" Ian asks everyone, Lightning winced hearing that word, he still regrets getting his anger out on Mater and then he told the media that bringing Mater was a mistake, in fact just hearing the word mistake makes him sick to his engine.

Buzz Lightyear: (not listening) I need to repair my turbo boosters. Do you people still use fossil fuel or have you discovered crystallic fusion?

"What planet have you been that uses fossils as fuels?" Barley asks Buzz in disbelief

Woody: Well, let's see. We've got double-A's.

"Uh, it's a box Woody not a device" Laurel said to Woody

Buzz Lightyear: (seeing something and gasps) Watch yourself!

[He pins Woody down and aims his laser]

Buzz Lightyear: Halt! Who goes there?

Rex: Don't shoot! It's okay. Friends.

Buzz Lightyear: Do you know these life forms?

Woody: Yes! (spits) They're Andy's toys.

Buzz Lightyear: All right, everyone, you're clear to come up.

[The toys went onto the bed]

Buzz Lightyear: I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.

Rex: (shaking Buzz's hand) Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur.

Buzz Lightyear: Wh-why, thank you! Now, thank you all for your kind welcome.

Rex: Say, what's that button do?

Buzz Lightyear: I'II show you.

[He presses the button]

Buzz Voice box: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!

Toys: Oh!

Slinky: Hey, Woody's got something like that. His is a pull string. Only it's....

Mr. Potato Head: Only it sounds like a car rain over it.

[Woody holds his pull string]

There was a low growl heard across the room

"Calm down Sulley" Mike said to Sulley

"That wasn't me Mikey" Sulley said to his best friend

"I'll check it out" Ian said before leaving the room with his wizard staff as defense

"I guess we'll continue watching the movie without him" Hamm said as the movie keeps playing

Hamm: Oh, yeah, but not like this one. This is a quality sound system. Probably all copper wiring, huh? So, uh, where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?

"A—" Buzz was about to say until Woody showed them the note

"We can't say anything about Al or his store?" Buzz whisper to Woody who nodded his head

"Yes, I'm not sure why though" Woody whisper back to Buzz

Luckily for them, the other Pixar characters are too distracted by a monster growling noise to hear the two toys talking in secret.

Buzz Lightyear: Well, no. Actually, I-I'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector 4.

[As Buzz talks, Woody rolls his eyes and look at the back of the box and read the description in the speech bubble which is what Buzz is saying right now]

Buzz Lightyear: As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.

Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.

Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel. I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leverage buyout.

Woody: You'd think they'd never seen a new toy before.

Bo Peep: Well, sure. Look at him! He's got more gadgets on him than a Swiss Army knife.

"They went from fear to excitement" Flik said in amusement

[Slinky presses Buzz's laser]

Buzz Lightyear: Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful. You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off.

Mr. Potato Head: Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser, Woody?

Woody: It's not a laser! It's a.... It's a little light bulb that blinks.

Hamm: What's with him?

Mr. Potato Head: Laser envy.

"Did he just call him a—" Mike was about to say until Sulley angrily interrupts him due to kids in the room

"If you dare say anymore inappropriate words then I'm leaving you to be eaten by the big dog" Sulley said threatening to Mike who is shocked from fear

"You wouldn't" Mike gasps in fear

"I would" Sulley confirmed in anger

Woody: All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.

Buzz Lightyear: Toy?

Woody: T-O-Y. Toy.

Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me, but I-I think the word you're searching for is Space Ranger.

Woody: The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present. (gestures to the other toys)

The adults knew what he meant by that.

Everyone except Mater of course

Mr. Potato Head: Gettin' kinda tense, aren't ya?

Rex: Uh, Mr. Lightyear, uh, now, I'm curious. What does a space ranger actually do?

Woody: He's not a space ranger! He doesn't fight evil or, or shoot lasers or fly.

Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me.

[He press a red button on his chest and wings pop out]

Toys: Ooh!

Hamm: Oh, impressive wingspan! Very good!

Woody: Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly.

"Why is he so serious about proving that Buzz is a toy?" Mater asked Lightning

"Dunno" Was all Lightning could say to Mater

Buzz Lightyear: They are a tellurium-carbonic alloy, and I can fly.

Woody: No, you can't.

Buzz Lightyear: (sighs) Yes, I can.

Woody: You can't.

Buzz Lightyear: [sternly] Can.

Woody: Can't! Can't! Can't!

Buzz Lightyear: I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!

Woody: OK, then, Mr. Light Beer, prove it.

"Are you mocking his last name?" Light asked Woody

"No, I was saying that because if Buzz really was flying with his eyes closed then he's most likely drunk." Woody explained to Lightning who nodded in understanding

Mater was confused on the drunk part, "He hurt his what?"

Woody and the others were confused on why Mater didn't understand these adult jokes like the others do.

Buzz Lightyear: All right, then, I will. Stand back, everyone!

[The toys step back. Woody shook his head in disbelief as Buzz step onto one of the bed posts. RC, Mr. Spell and the other toys look up at him as he close his eyes]

Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!

[He jumps off the post and bounce off a ball and lands on a car which rolls down a track, around a loop and zoom off a jump. Buzz flew up into the air and got caught on a mobile airplane which activates and spins wildly around and around until he break free and lands on the bed in front of Woody]

"That explains how I felt like I was flying" Buzz said about him "flying".

Buzz Lightyear: Can!

Rex: Whoa! Oh, wow, you flew magnificently!

[Mr. Potato Head whistled]

Bo Peep: I found my moving buddy.

"You're letting you're girlfriend take a spaceman as a moving buddy?" Sulley asked Woody

"Didn't we had a talk about moving buddies minutes ago?" Woody reminded Sulley that he had a talk about moving buddies minutes ago before this moment

Buzz Lightyear: Thank you. Th-Thank you all. Thank you.

Woody: That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style.

Mr. Potato Head: Man, the dolls must really go for you. Can you teach me that?

"He Didn't Fly!" Helen said to the toys

Slinky: (laughing) Golly Bob-Howdy.

Woody: Oh, shut up!

"You didn't have to yell at Slinky" Mike said to Woody

"Sorry about that, Slink" Woody apologized to Slinky

"It's okay, I know you didn't mean it" Slinky said to Woody

Woody: You know, in a couple days, everything will be just the way it was. They'll see.

[He looks jealously at Buzz as he was praised by the other toys]

Woody: They'll see. I'm still Andy's favorite toy.

"Me and my big mouth" Woody said to himself which the toys from Toy Story 1 understands what he meant by it.

[The song Strange Things played as Andy played with Woody while bouncing up and down on his bed]

I was on top of the world, living high It was right in my pocket I was living the life Things were just the way they should be

When from out of the sky like a bomb Comes some little punk in a rocket

Now all of a sudden

Some strange things are happening to me

[Andy jumps off, play with Woody in the air then put him down in front of a box with BANK written on it. He brings Buzz in and press the laser button and pretends to shoot Woody with it and push him over with his hand. He ran to the wardrobe and changed into his space pajamas and wears a cardboard box helmet and space wings like Buzz and ran out of his room]

Andy: Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!

[Woody wakes up and he was devastated by Andy pushing him over and he watches in shock as the posters change from cowboys to space man. The bedsheets on Andy's bed even changed to space man with Buzz Lightyear on it]

"How did the bed change?" Riley asked confused

Stinky Pete watches as he sees how Andy treated Woody

Lotso put a smirk on his face, "What did I tell you sheriff Kid didn't want you no more" Lotso taunted Woody about how Andy is treating him

"Ignore him, Woody!" Buzz quickly said to Woody, knowing that Woody gets his feelings hurt by villains taking it to their advantage like with Bo Peep saying that he needs Bonnie.

Strange things are happening to me Strange things Strange things are happening to me Ain't no doubt about it

[Rex is trying to roar but he can only make ah noises. Buzz lifts his head up and urges him and Rex let out a big loud roar which blows Mr. Potato Head's parts off. Buzz shake Rex's hand in congratulations.]

"Now that's a roar right there!" Sulley said, he's impressed on how Buzz helped him roar properly

[Later, Woody meet up with Etch who has a picture of Buzz written on his screen. Woody looks over at Buzz who is combing a doll's hair with a comb. Angered, Woody lifts Etch up and shakes him up and down to get the picture off]

I had friends I had lots of friends Now all my friends are gone And I'm doing the best I can to carry on

[All the toys are lifting up weights though some of them are struggling to lift them like Snake and Rex. Buzz is using Robot's treads as a treadmill]

I had power (power) I was respected (respected) But not any more And I've lost the love to the one whom I adored

[Mr. Potato Head tries to lift the weights but his arms come off and he fell over. Woody looks for Slinky to play drafts when he saw Slinky helping with moving Buzz's cardboard spaceship with Robot onto some cubes so that Buzz can fix it from underneath. Woody angrily kicks the checker board and one red disk bounced off the drawer and ended up in his mouth]

"Ooh!" Everyone winced at that

Let me tell you about the strange things are happening to me Strange things Strange things are happening to me... Ain't no doubt about it

[On Andy's bed, Buzz was scratching Slinky's chin, making his tail wag and hit Woody many times. Annoyed, Woody pushes Slinky's back off the bed, carrying Slinky with it. Andy then put his toys away in the toy chest then he came to Woody and Buzz and look at them to decide which to take to bed. That night, Andy sleeps with Buzz whilst Woody watches sadly from the toy chest, thinking Andy doesn't love him any more]

"Sorry about that" Woody apologized to Slinky

"It's okay" Slinky said to Woody

Strange things~

Strange things~

"Wow, just like that boom no longer his favorite toy" Dash said, though Helen smacked him in the head and pointed at Woody

"Strange Things" Mike sang, he found the song too catchy

"MIKE!" Everyone shouted at Mike

"What?, You gotta admit it's catchy" Mike said, defending himself

"It's been awhile since Ian went out and investigate on the strange growling, should we check on him?" Frozone said to everyone, just as everyone were about to get up Ian quickly run in

"I need help, I found out where it is but it's quick to get away" Ian said, then explained on what happened to him while they were watching half of the movie without him

"Sure, we'll do that if it growls again" Mike said, everyone agrees that if it dare to make that sound again, they'll investigate together

"So what did I missed?" Ian asked as he went back to his seat

"Buzz impressed the toys by falling with style, and Buzz is now Andy's favorite toy" Barley said to Ian, who huffs in disbelief

"Really?" Ian asked in disbelief

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[The next morning, Woody opens the lid and look from side to side then opens it]

Woody: (grunts) Finally! (sighs while feeling his head to find his hat missing)

"He has a curl on the top of his plastic hair?" Mike asked himself in disbelief

"Says you" Woody said to Mike, pointing out that Mike is a hairless cyclops.

Woody: Hey, who's got my hat?

Mr. Shark: (pops up with Woody's hat on his head) Look, I'm Woody. Howdy, howdy, howdy.

"He has a toy shark?" Marlin said to himself in disbelief

"It's actually a bath toy" Mrs. Davis said to Marlin

Woody: (laughing sarcastically) Gimme that!

"Aw" Mei said about that

Buzz Lightyear: Say there, Lizard and Stretchy Dog, let me show you something. It looks as though I've been accepted into your culture. You're chief, Andy inscribed his name on me.

[He lifted his boot to show Andy's name written on it]

Rex and Slinky: Wow!

Rex: With permanent ink too!

[Woody shakes in anger]

"Okay, that is not right, he fully replaced him as Andy's favorite" Dash said, once again Helen smacked him knowing that the toys are literally right there in the same room with them

Buzz Lightyear: Well, I must get back to repairing my ship.

[Woody watches this and lifts his boot up to look at Andy's name on it when Bo comes up beside him]

"It's fading away" Mike said as his eye widen

"He must be getting forgotten" Miguel said, during his stay at the land of remembrance, he saw someone fade away from being forgotten it almost happened to Hector had he not sang Remember Me to Coco then Hector would have been gone forever.

Bo Peep: Don't let it get to you, Woody.

Woody: Uh... let what? I don't, uh...... What do you mean? Who?

Bo Peep: I know Andy's excited about Buzz. But you know he'll always have a special place for you.

"That is true, you still have Andy's name on you're boot" Bo Peep said to Woody

Mr. Potato Head: Yeah, like the attic. (Chuckling)

Another growl happened, this time it was louder

"It's back!" Ian said running out of the room with the wizard staff

"And he's gone again" Lightning said to everyone in the room

Woody: All right, that's it!

"Well, you tried" Giggle said to Bo Peep

[With Buzz]

Buzz Lightyear: Hmm. Unidirectional bonding strip.

Robot: Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.

[Snake uses his mouth to get the end of the tape and pull it. Buzz hums as he works underneath his ship on a skateboard when Woody pulls him out]

Woody: Listen, Light Snack, you stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.

"Okay, everything you just said out of you're mouth is weird, weird, weird, weird!" Mike said to Woody, covering his ears (where are their ears?)

"He sounds like a school girl who murders people so that she could get Senpai all to herself" Violet said about Woody's threaten to Buzz

"Please don't mention Murder to us, like ever" Buzz said to Violet

Woody groans, knowing that the misunderstanding is coming next after this scene.

Buzz Lightyear: What are you talking about? (to Robot) Where's that bonding strip?

"He's getting it" Celia said to Buzz

[He rolls underneath his ship but Woody pulls him back again]

Woody: And another thing: Stop with this spaceman thing! It's getting on my nerves!

"I don't think he knows that he's a toy, Woody" Marlin said to Woody

"Yeah, he didn't" Woody said to Marlin

Buzz Lightyear: Are you saying you wanna lodge a complaint with Star Command?

Woody: Oh-ho, OK! Ooh, well, so you wanna do it the hard way, huh?

"Why is he so excited about beating him up?" Mike asks Sulley who is comforting Boo who is getting scared right now

"I don't know, Mikey" Sulley said to Mike

Buzz Lightyear: Don't even think about it, cowboy.

Woody: Oh, yeah, tough guy?

[He opens his helmet and Buzz starts gasping and choking as he crotches down and hold Woody's leg to support himself. When he stops, he sniffs the air and realize something]

"Woody!" Jessie exclaims at that

"Okay, that was a accident I meant to push you not open you're helmet" Woody said to everyone

"That face though" Dash said about the look that Woody is giving Buzz

"You'll see it again when I used Woody's "helmet accident" to my advantage" Buzz said to Dash, while hinting on the real Buzz problem

Buzz Lightyear: The air isn't.... toxic. (To Woody) How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!

"What?" Everyone except Toy Story cast asked confused on why Buzz is acting like that

[he puts his helmet back on]

Woody: You actually think you're the Buzz Lightyear? (laughs) Oh, all this time I thought it was an act! Hey, guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!

Buzz Lightyear: You're mocking me, aren't you?

Woody: Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Buzz, look, an alien!

Buzz Lightyear: Where?!

"Classic made you look joke" Sulley said to everyone, he was unamused at it

"Can we do it again now that we have the three aliens?" Woody asked Buzz and he just gave him a "Really?" Look

"Yeah, we're too old for those childish jokes now" Woody said to Buzz, remarking that they're old toys now not new toys that they once were.

[Woody laughs and falls over, with Buzz not amused until they hear a dog barking and Sid Phillips shouting]

"You two are acting like children" Atta said, unamused at all by Woody and Buzz's behavior towards each other

"Well, we are played by a child" Woody pointed out to Atta who scoffs and roll her eyes at that

"Bull" Atta muttered to herself, thinking that it's BS for them to act that way.

Sid Phillips: Yes! (cackles)

Slinky: Whoa! (He ducks under the bed)

"Is he hiding?" Jill asked herself, she is wondering why the toys are acting fear of it.

Woody: Uh oh.

"Oh so now you've stopped laughing huh" Atta taunted at Woody

"I stopped at the second I heard that laugh from Sid" Woody said to Atta

Slinky: It's Sid!

Sid: Don't move!

"Who's he yelling at?" Sally asked Woody

"A toy that he's going to destroy" Woody said to Sally

[The egg toys jump into each other in fright]

Rex: I thought he was at summer camp.

Hamm: They must've kicked him out early this year.

"Who gets kicked out of a summer camp early?" Nick asked the toys, who all shrugged because they never been on a summer camp, well except for Woody but he doesn't know which summer camp does Sid goes to.

"The only summer camp I've been to is Cowboy Camp with Andy" Woody said to Nick

Andy smiles remembering the times when he took Woody with him to Cowboy Camp.

"Cowboy Camp?" Mike asks Woody

"It's a fun place, Woody would sit at the campfire with Andy and he and the campers would be making delicious hot smoes" Buzz said to Mike

"They're called S'mores, Buzz" Woody corrected Buzz

"Right, right right" Buzz said to Woody

Rex: Oh, no, not Sid!

[They climb up to the window]

Sid: Incoming! (throw stuff while the dog barks)

Mr. Potato Head: Who is it this time?

Woody: I... I can't..... I can't tell. Hey, where's Lenny?

Lenny: Right here, Woody.

Rex: Oh, no, I can't bear to watch one of these again.

[Woody uses Lenny to see what toy Sid is trying to take out]

Woody: Oh, no, it's a Combat Carl.

"He's doomed to die" Rex whimpers, Woody and Buzz share a look of worry on their faces, how are they going to explain to the toys that they traumatized the little boy by revealing that they're alive, sure it saved them but last they heard from him, he was telling someone that the toys are alive and saying nice toy to something then screams again.

[Buzz joins them]

Buzz Lightyear: What's going on?

Woody: Nothing that concerns you spacemen, just us toys.

"Can somebody tell Woody to stop insulting Buzz?" Mei asks particularly anybody in the room

"Stop insulting Buzz!" Jessie yells at Woody and he flinched at her shouting

"Thank you!" Mei said to Jessie

Buzz Lightyear: I'd better take a look anyway.

[He uses Lenny to look at Combat Carl]

Buzz Lightyear: Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?

Woody: That's why: Sid.

[Woody actually points Lenny at the dog]

Buzz Lightyear: Hmm, sure is a hairy fella.

Everyone immediately laughs at that

Woody facepalm himself in embarrassment that he pointed at the wrong person, er dog.

Woody: (realizing his mistake of identifying Scud as Sid to Buzz) No, no, that's Scud, you idiot. (moves Lenny up to Sid so that Buzz can see him properly)

"That idiot was me" Woody said to himself, Buzz shook his head at Woody

Buzz knows that Woody still felt terrible for almost getting him blown up but he can't have Woody call himself stupid and terrible all the time while they're watching their lives.

Woody: That is Sid.

Sid: (cackles evilly)

Buzz Lightyear: You mean that happy child?

Mr. Potato Head: That ain't no happy child.

Rex: He tortures toys, just for fun!

"Why would his parents give him toys if he's not taking care of them properly, and why did his parents allow him to buy dynamites?!" Judy asks Woody, who shrugs as he doesn't know Sid's parents that much during his stay at Sid's house

[Sid throws a block at the soldier]

Buzz Lightyear: Well, then, we've got to do something.

"I agree, where are his parents why aren't they stopping him from destroying this poor toy" Judy asked again in worry for that toy

"I saw his dad drinking I guess beer or something" Buzz said, recalling when he found out that he was a toy that he saw Sid's father though he (Sid's father) didn't see him (Buzz), it was worth mentioning it to Judy Hopps.

"When?" Judy asks Buzz

Buzz stayed quiet, he doesn't want to spoil the whole thing by telling them what happened.

[He climbs onto the windowsill]

Bo Peep: (gasps, putting her cane hook on Buzz's arm) What are you doing? Get down from there!

Buzz Lightyear: I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson.

Woody: Yeah, sure. You go ahead. Melt him with your scary laser.

[He presses Buzz's laser button and it starts beeping]

Buzz Lightyear: Be careful with that, it's extremely dangerous.

"Can't you just put you're rivalry aside!?" Mike asked Woody angrily

Sulley smirks in amusement because he and Mike did the exact same thing

"Oh, we did.... Eventually" Buzz said to Mike, though he paused

"Why did you pause?" Mike asked Buzz, but he didn't answer him.

[Lenny saw Sid lighting a match and lighting the little dynamite strapped to Combat Carl]

Lenny: He's lighting it! He's lighting it! Hit the dirt!

"No!" Everyone except the toys shrieked in fear for that poor toy.

Bo Peep: (shrieks)

Buzz Lightyear: Look out!

[They all take cover as the dynamite explodes destroying the soldier. They soon are back on the windowsill]

Scud: (barks)

Sid: Yes! He's gone! He's history! (laughs with triumph)

Buzz Lightyear: I could have stopped him.

Woody: Buzz, I would love to see you try. (gesturing to Sid's yard)

"We eventually taught that kid a lesson." Buzz said, though the toys didn't know what he meant by that

Woody: 'Course I'd love to see you as a crater.

"I take that back" Woody said to himself though everyone heard him, the only one who understand what he meant by that was Buzz

Bo Peep: The sooner we move, the better.

"Hopefully" Judy said

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"I don't want to rewatch this scene" Woody whines, Bo and Buzz comforts him

"You're not the only one, Woody" Jessie said, gesturing to Boo who Sulley is still comforting after the Sid scene

"Woody, I think you should hang out with Boo, maybe if you two hang then Sulley and Mike will take our side we all know that there's going to be sides who against who" Buzz suggests to Woody

"Alright, I guess" Woody subtly agrees

Buzz went to Sulley

"Hey, Sulley can Woody look after you're daughter while we watch this scene, he's really unhappy about it and I thought since Boo is still scared maybe they should hang out around this whole place while we watch this scene" Buzz asks Sulley and explain half honest

"Sure, as long as he doesn't scare Boo" Sulley said, he knows that everyone else don't know that Boo is actually a human and not a monster but he trusts Woody and Buzz enough to watch her

He hands Boo to Buzz

"They'll be back before you know it" Buzz said as he gave Boo to Woody and guided them out of the room, just as Ian had came back

"It got away again?" Buzz asked Ian

"Yep"

"Let's continue the movie" Buzz said, as he and Ian had sat down

"Wait, shouldn't we wait for Woody and Boo?" Ian asked, Buzz shook his head

"Woody is going to get PTSD if he watches this again, as for Boo she's scared enough already" Buzz said to Ian

The movie continues

[The scene changes to evening. A FOR SALE sign and a SOLD sign stands outside Andy's house. In his room, Andy is playing with Woody and Buzz]

Andy: To infinity and beyond! (making flying and exploding noises)

[Mrs. Davis comes in]

Mrs. Davis: Oh, all this packing makes me hungry. What would you say to dinner at, uh, oh, Pizza Planet?

Andy: Pizza Planet?! Oh, cool!

"Pizza Planet?" Mike asked himself

"I think I've seen their Pizza planet truck before" Several characters say about it.

[He drops Woody and Buzz and follows her out of the room. When they're gone, Woody and Buzz unfreeze with Woody pushing Buzz off him and brush himself when he heard them talking]

Mrs. Davis: Go wash your hands and I'll get Molly ready.

Andy: Can I bring some toys?

Mrs. Davis: You can bring one toy.

Andy: Just one?

Woody: One toy?

"Buzz would be a perfect match because it's all about space and not cowboys" Helen said which Andy and Mrs. Davis agreed it was.

[He looks at Buzz and picked up a black pool ball with a number 8 on it]

Woody: Will Andy pick me?

"No" Almost everyone said at the same time

"I wouldn't count on those types of junks, Woody" Imelda said to Woody

"Why?" Miguel asked Imelda

[He shakes it and a message appears, saying "Don't count on it."]

Woody: Don't count on it?! (groans in anger)

"That's why" Imelda said to Miguel

[Mr. Potato Head and Hamm who are playing a game of cards down below, hear Woody groaning in frustration]

Woody: (yells)

[He throws the ball down and it rolls over the desk and fall behind it. The thud caught Woody's attention and he look down to see the ball wedged at the bottom. He turn his attention to Buzz who is looking for some "tools" to fix his ship. Woody then sees RC asleep on top of some boxes and a sly grin comes to his face as he got an idea on how to get Andy's attention to him]

This had gotten everyone angry

"No, Woody!" Jessie said

Woody: Buzz!! Oh, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear!! Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness! We've got trouble!

Buzz Lightyear: Trouble? Where?

Woody: (pointing to the place where the ball fell) Down there. Just down there. A helpless toy...it's...it's trapped, Buzz!

"Don't fall for it, Buzz it's a trap!" Mei said to Buzz

Buzz Lightyear: Then we have no time to lose!

[As Buzz runs to the spot, Woody tip-toed over to RC and grab his remote whilst start him up, opening his eyes in the progress]

"He fell for it" Mei said to herself in disappointment

Buzz Lightyear: I don't see anything.

"That's because it's a trap Buzz" Ming said to Buzz

Woody: Oh, he's there. Just, just keep looking!

[He sends RC towards Buzz at full throttle]

"You idiot!" Everyone shouted, they were very mad at Woody and he's not even in the room

Speaking of which

Woody and Boo are having fun with each other, they're learning more about each other too, for Woody he found out that Boo's real name is Mary and that she's a human in a monster disguise, Boo is in Bonnie's kindergarten class and that she was once afraid of her Scarer, Randall Boggs until she face her fears by attacking him (Woody doesn't know what she means by it but he'll be sure to cheer for her when it happens), for Boo she learned that Woody's last name is Pride and that he is a lost toy now because Bonnie didn't care about him anymore and that he was a useless toy now because he gave up his voice box for a spork named Forky which explains the stitches on his back, she didn't like it one bit (that Woody's new owner is nothing like Andy) Woody calmed her down and said what would happen if her real family started the same thing, all she said was "Kitty." Woody assume she meant Sulley because he kind of looks like a cat but very big.

Back in the theater

Buzz Lightyear: What kind of a toy...?

[Buzz sees RC coming, gasps and jump out of the way just as RC hits the bulletin board. Mr Potato Head gasps as the pushpins fall down and land around Buzz leaving him unharmed. Then the board falls on the globe and it roll towards Buzz who runs from it. Woody watches in horror as Buzz runs from the globe but trips on some colored pencils and falls. He rolled over to the windowsill out of it's way and the globe roll past him and hit a tablelamp which swung around. Woody ducked his head to avoid getting hit by the lamp but Buzz wasn't so lucky as it knocks him out the window]

"Well, that backfired on him" Mei said

"Agree" Doc said about Woody's plan

"But now everyone thinks that Woody pushed Buzz out of a window" Lightning said to his father figure mentor

Hamm, Mr. Potato Head, And Slinky: BUZZ!

[Rex screams]

"So that's how Buzz went missing the first time" Andy said to himself

Mrs. Davis notice that Woody isn't back yet

Woody: Buzz!

[Buzz plummets down into some bushes beside the house]

"He's the only one who saw where Buzz had landed" Sulley said, he was unsure if he made a right choice having Woody watch over Boo

Woody came back with Boo

"Is it over?" Woody asked Buzz

"No, not yet" Buzz said, quickly guiding them out again

This was getting Mike suspicious about that.

"What was that?!" Mike asked Buzz

"Let's continue" Buzz quickly said, avoiding the question

Slinky: I don't see him in the driveway! I think he bounced into Sid's yard.

[Woody step back unnoticed, feeling guilty]

"So, now you feel bad!" Imelda yells at Woody

"He's not here" Miguel said to Imelda

"Really?" Imelda asks then sees that Woody wasn't back yet

Rex: Oh, Buzz!

[RC revs his engine to talk to the toys]

Rex: Hey everyone! RC's trying to say something! What is it, boy?

[RC revs his engine]

Mr. Potato Head: He's sayin' that this was no accident.

Toys: Huh?

Bo Peep: What do you mean?

Mr. Potato Head: I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed...

Slinky: No!

Mr. Potato Head: By Woody!

[points in Woody's direction]

"Wait, you understand what he's saying?" Lightning asked Mr. Potato Head

"Yeah, I understand him" Mr. Potato Head said to Lightning

Toys: What?!

Woody: Wait a minute. You, you don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you Potato Head?

"Yes!" Those who are still mad at Woody shouted at him

Mr. Potato Head: That's Mr. Potato Head to you, you back-stabbing murderer!

"Yes, you tell him Mr. Potato Head!" Imelda said to Mr. Potato Head

[Bo Peep Gasps]

"I would have given that potato head a beating for accusing Woody of Murdering Buzz, even I know that he didn't mean it" Bo Peep said, defending her boyfriend

"Hey, hey, hey guys" Ian said, noticing something different about this time

Woody: Now, it was an accident! Guys, c'mon now, you...you gotta believe me.

"No, we never will and never again" Imelda said, crossing her arms

Slinky: We believe you, Woody. (looking at Rex for support) Right, Rex?

"Of course, Slinky would believe him" Imelda scoffs in disbelief that Slinky would believe him just like that

"Well, Rex who do you believe, Woody or Mr. Potato Head?" Dolly asked Rex

Rex: Well, ye-- n-- I don't like confrontations.

"Aw, poor Rex" Trixie said to Rex

[Sarge pops out of the bucket]

Sarge: Where's your honor, dirtbag? You're an absolute disgrace! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO -- HEY!!!!

[Woody puts the lid on the bucket, muting Sarge's voice]

Everyone laughs at that

"That's totally me" Sulley said to Mike, who smiles widely at that

"Huh?" Everyone said, confused

"Never mind" Sulley said

Mr. Potato Head: You couldn't handle Buzz cuttin' in on your playtime, could ya Woody? Didn't want to face the fact that Buzz just might be Andy's new favorite toy, so you got rid of him! [Woody almost loses his balance at edge of the desk] Well, what if Andy starts playin' with me more, Woody, huh? You gonna knock me outta the window, too!? [Woody looks nervous]

"Yeah!" Those who sided with Potato Head screams at it.

Hamm: I don't think we should give him the chance.

[Then the lid opened and Sarge and his men jump out and jump onto Woody]

Sarge: There he is, men! Frag him! [Soldiers yelling]

Mr. Potato Head: Let's string him up by his pull string!

Hamm: I got dibs on his hat!

"This is a stupid and childish thing ever!" Atta said about this whole thing

"Once again, we're played by a child!" Buzz said to Atta

Bo Peep: Would you boys stop it?!

"Yeah, tell them Bo makes some sense out of this!" Giggle said to her best friend

Hamm: Tackle him!

Woody: No, no, no, no! Wait! Wait I can explain everything --

[Then as the toys were advancing on Woody, they heard Andy and his mom's voices from outside and quickly went back to their places while the Toys ran to hide]

"Yes, save by Andy" Those who sided with Woody sighed in relief

Andy and Mrs. Davis were shocked, what would have happened if Andy hadn't gotten in to pick up Buzz

Mrs. Davis: Andy, c'mon!

Andy: Okay, Mom, be right down. I've got to get Buzz.

Sarge: Retreat!

[The Toys hid just as Andy enters his room and look for Buzz]

"Cowards!" Mike said about the toys hiding from Andy

Andy: Mom, Do you know where Buzz is?

Mrs. Davis: No, I haven't seen him.

"You should know, YOU left him there on top of Woody, YOU Should know where he is" Imelda said to Andy

Now Sulley was convinced into finding Woody and Boo, knowing that Woody didn't want to see that again, he needs to convince him that it's okay to be afraid but he should be there for his friends and owners

"I'll be back, Mikey try to get Buzz talking" Sulley said to Everyone and Mike before leaving

"On it!" Mike said to Sulley

Mr. Potato Head: Psssst!

[Woody look as Etch drew a hangman's noose while Mr. Potato Head pointed an accusing finger at him. Woody looks worried]

"That's not right" Mike said about Etch's drawing

"That's right, the only way to kill him is to throw him in the trash" Lotso said to Mike

"NO!" The Toy Story cast quickly shouted at Lotso

Mrs. Davis: Andy, I'm heading out the door.

Andy: But Mom, I can't find him!

Mrs. Davis: Well, honey, just grab some other toy. Now come on!

Andy: (sighs) OK.

[He grabs Woody and walks off to the car following him unnoticed]

Andy: I couldn't find my Buzz. I know I left him right there.

Mrs. Davis: Honey, I'm sure he's around. You'll find him.

"Yeah, he'll find him" Chuckles said about Andy finding Buzz

[Buzz peaks out of the bushes and saw Andy holding Woody in his hand as he went to the car. Angered by being knocked out the window, Buzz runs to the car and jumps on the back bumper just as it moves out of the driveway.]

"Yes!" Those who sided with Mr. Potato Head shouted with joy as they see Buzz wanting revenge against Woody

Sulley came back with Woody and Boo

"Is it over?" Woody asked Buzz again

"Yes, it's okay buddy it's over" Buzz said to Woody

Boo had already long before Sulley showed up put her hood back up, Woody and Boo planed to surprise them by when they are watching Monsters, Inc.

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[A chain of red monkeys is being lower down to find Buzz by Bo Peep's cane but it's short from the bushes]

Slinky: It's too short! We need more monkeys!

Rex: There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel.

"You only have one small barrel of monkeys?" Riley asked Andy

"Yeah, had it since I was 4" Andy said to Riley

[He drops the barrel and walks to the edge of the window to look out]

Rex: Buzz! The monkeys aren't working! We're formulating another plan! Stay calm! Oh, where could he be?

"Going to Pizza Planet to get revenge on Woody" Violet said to Rex

[The scene changes to Dinoco gas station where Andy's car drives up to it and parks to a gas tank]

"Dinoco?" Lightning asked himself, he couldn't believe his eyes Dinoco is a best sponsor company and it was mentioned briefly in this movie.

Andy: Can I pump the gas?

Andy's Mom: Sure! I'll even let you drive.

Andy: Yeah?

Andy's Mom: Yeah, when you're 16.

"And I kept my word." Mrs. Davis said, smiling remembering the time that she taught her son how to drive.

Andy: (sarcastic) Yuk, yuk, yuk. Funny, mom.

[Woody unfreezes]

Woody: (hearing the conversation but worried about what will happen if he returns without Buzz) Oh, great. How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?

[Then, Buzz appears on the sun roof above Woody and he spot him]

"How did we not see him?" Andy once again asks himself

Woody: Buzz?

[Buzz drops in the car landing on a seat next to Woody as Woody gets up]

"EW!" Everyone said as it shows that a fly somehow got caught on Buzz's helmet

Woody: Buzz! You're alive! This is great! Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved! Andy'll find you here, he'll take us back to the room, and then you can tell everyone that this was all just a big mistake.

[He removes the fly from Buzz's helmet and wipes it while Buzz just glares at him]

"Ew!" Riley exclaims out of disgust of the fly germs on Buzz's helmet

Woody: Huh, right?

[Woody pants]

Woody: (weakly) Buddy?

"I don't think you're going to manipulate him by pretending to be pals instantly Woody" Bob said to Woody

Buzz Lightyear: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.

Woody: Oh, that's good.

"Agree, that's actually amazing" Miguel said as everyone nodded their heads yes

Buzz Lightyear: (getting to Woody's face) But we're not on my planet, are we?

"No" Everyone said, disappointed that Buzz was right

Woody: No.

"Look how close their faces are, if only Buzz's helmet was off" Mike said, everyone except Sulley and Celia gives him weird looks

"Mikey, please don't say those things without knowing it" Sulley advises Mike, especially since Woody and Buzz are literally in the same room as them.

"Sorry, Sulley" Mike apologized to Sulley

[Buzz lunges at Woody and they fall off the car to the ground. They rolled underneath the car, fighting Buzz kicks Woody to the tire]

"This is just so—" Atta was about to say only to be rudely interrupted by Woody and Buzz

"Childish" Woody and Buzz both say, annoyed with Atta saying everything that is childish to her

Woody: Okay. Come on! You want a piece of me?

[Buzz punches Woody, making his face spin until he stops it.]

"Whoa, I didn't know his head spins" Sulley said about Woody's head spinning

"I use that to my advantage" Woody said, Buzz smirks knowing what he meant by that

[Woody lunges at Buzz, pinning him down, open his helmet and punches his face, making a squeaky noise with each punch.]

Everyone laughs at that.

[Buzz then closes his helmet on Woody's hand, making him cry out in pain]

Woody: Ow!

"Ooh!" Everyone said, as they winces at that

[He then punches Buzz's button many times, making it repeat the "Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue!" phrase, until Buzz flips him over, put his foot on Woody's back while pulling his arms back which makes Woody yell in pain. Then they heard Andy and his mom coming to the car]

Everyone is wincing at that.

Jessie, however was getting a flashback to when she did that exact same thing as Buzz, "We were so meant to be together" Jessie thought to herself

Mrs. Davis: Next stop...

Andy: Pizza Planet! Yeah!!!

[He gets in the car and it drives off, leaving Woody and Buzz behind]

Woody: (gasps) Andy!

"No!" Everyone except Woody and Buzz (and Boo because she's 2) all exclaims in shock that Andy and Mrs. Davis had left them behind.

"So that's how they went missing the first time" Andy said to himself

[He watch as the car drives off into the distance. Woody runs after the car but is unable to keep up and stops]

Woody: Doesn't he realize that I'm not there?

"I didn't once looked down both times until when we headed home from Pizza Planet" Andy said to Everyone

(Woody gasps, realizing what this means)

Woody: I'm lost! Oh, I'm a lost toy!

"Totally taking back those words" Woody said about being a lost toy

[He sobs as he stand at the same spot for a while]

Buzz Lightyear: (opening his wrist communicator) Buzz Lightyear Mission Log. The local sheriff, and I seem to be at a huge refueling station of some sort --

[Woody turns around angrily]

Woody: YOU!

"No, you did this to yourself not Buzz" Imelda said to Woody

[He runs towards Buzz but then they heard a tanker truck coming towards them. Buzz quickly runs out of the way but Woody flops down on the ground as the tanker rolls over and stops, a tire just above Woody nearly flattening him.]

Everyone nearly had a heart attack for Woody, imagine being almost flattened to death by that.

"What was that?" Bo Peep jokingly asked her boyfriend

"What was what?" Woody asked Bo Peep in confusion.

Bo Peep then reacted on what Woody was about to do to Buzz.

"Oh, I was about to start another fight but then I stopped myself once I heard that truck coming" Woody then explained why he did that.

"But why randomly went lifeless, the man is not going to care about some child's toy" Ming asked Woody

"Guess that's all I knew what to do at that moment, I've been out to places with Andy before, just never been left behind by him before" Woody said to Ming

"I'm guessing being a lost toy is a bad thing" Mei asked the toys

"Yeah, that's right" Mr. Potato Head said to Mei.

[Woody unfreezes and crawls away from the tire before standing up and backing into Buzz]

Buzz Lightyear: (into wrist communicator) According to my nava-computer, the --

Woody: Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!

Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.

Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone! They're gonna move from their house in two days and it's all your fault!

"HIS FAULT?!, NO IT WAS YOU'RE FAULT!" Imelda angrily shouts at Woody

Buzz Lightyear: My... My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...!

"Exactly!" Imelda said to Woody

Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, if you hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...!

"Really, you think because of him you lost all you're friends?" Barley asked Woody

"That's basically what happened" Woody said, it was true he basically lost all his friends after Buzz broke his arm but luckily they forgive him by the time they move to the new house in time.

Buzz Lightyear: Don't tell me about importance! Because of you the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!

Woody: What?! What are you talking about?

Buzz Lightyear: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!

"We are not friends" Woody jokingly said to Buzz, he laughs cause he got the joke.

Woody: You... are.... a... toy!!! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an.... you're an action figure! You are a child's play thing!

"Meme of the day, baby!" Mike said to Sulley, he laughs at it.

Meanwhile Lightning and Co. Remember that exact same lines from when they were watching it on theater.

Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity. [turning around and walking away from Woody]

"Can't believe I was this deluded" Buzz said to himself

Buzz Lightyear: Farewell.

Woody: Oh, yeah, well, good riddance you looney. (walking off, muttering) Rendezvous with Star Command.

"Uh, Woody they're going to literally kill you in that room" Ember reminded Woody

"I know" Woody said to Ember, then he took a double take and saw the cast of Elemental there.

"Where did they come from?" Woody whispers to Buzz

"Yeah, they weren't there before when we showed up in here." Buzz whispers back to Woody

[A Pizza Planet truck pulls into the station. Woody see it]

Pizza Deliverer: Hey, Gas Dude!

Attendant: You talking to me?

[Woody look at the Pizza Planet logo on the side of the truck]

Woody: Pizza Planet?

[realizing it's a way to reunite with Andy]

Woody: Andy!

Pizza Deliverer: Yeah, man, can you help me? Do you know where Cutting Blvd. is?

Attendant: Just a moment...

[Woody is about to go to the truck but then realizes something]

Woody: Oh, no. I can't show my face in that room without Buzz. Buzz! Buzz, come back!

Buzz Lightyear: Go away!

Woody: No, Buzz, you've gotta come back! I...

[He saw that the truck has a rocket on the roof which gives him a idea]

Woody: I found a spaceship!

[Buzz stops and turns around]

Woody: It's a spaceship, Buzz!

[Buzz looks curious. A second]

Pizza Deliverer: Come on, man, hurry up! Um, like the pizzas are getting cold here!

[The camera goes down to Buzz, Woody looking at the truck]

Buzz Lightyear: Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its port of origin once it jettisons its food supply?

Woody: Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'll be able to find a way to transport you home.

"So you're solution is tricking him more?!" Imelda angrily shouts at Woody

"Technically, yes but what was I supposed to do he wasn't going to believe me either way" Woody said to Imelda, Buzz nodded in agreement, besides it worked out either way.

Buzz Lightyear: Well then, let's climb aboard.

[runs towards the truck]

Woody: No, no, no, wait, Buzz, Buzz, let's get in the back. No one will see us there.

"Agree" Bob said to Woody.

Buzz Lightyear: Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit.

Woody: Yeah, but, Buzz! Buzz!

Pizza Deliverer: so that's two lefts, and then a right, huh?

Attendant: Yeah.

Pizza Deliverer: Okay, thanks for the directions.

[Buzz climbs up to the door window and jumps behind the pizza boxes so the driver won't see him]

Woody: Buzz!

"He's not going to listen to you" Cinder said to Woody

"Mom, you're talking to the screen" Ember said to her mother.

"We know!" Everyone shouted to Ember, making her sink in her seat in embarrassment.

Woody: But that man will see us.

"He has a point" Violet said, agreeing with Woody.

[The truck starts up so Woody runs to the back of the truck Woody saw Buzz strap his seat belt on]

Woody: It's safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. What an idiot.

"Taking those words back" Woody said, Everyone is confused at first.

[The driver hits the accelerator and the truck speeds forward, throwing Woody off guard and he hits the back of the cargo hold. The truck swerves to the left and Woody hit the side of it. As the truck roll up a hill, a big box rolls towards him. Woody yells as the box smacks into him.]

Now Everyone got what Woody meant by that, Every Pixar Heroes either winced or covered their eyes (or close their eyes in the cars' case)

"Should've followed Buzz's advice" Bernie said to Woody, who nodded his head in agreement.

"That's gotta hurt" Dash said to Violet who nodded in agreement.