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Winknon’s POV
I woke up from my dream, it was an odd dream. It was about a weird man who i ended up HAVING LOTS OF GAY SEX WITH. i think his name was herobrine?? I dont know. I got up and got dressed, putting my long brown hair into a messy bun. I looked at my brown orbs in the mirror. It was the day of my big business meeting at a corporation called big brtothe. I hope my big bro is as chill as i hope he is wow am i dave struider or something anyways moving on!!!! I get in my big fancy car and drive off to bright btothterng!@! YAYAYYAYAYU !!!!!!!!!
orbging POV
I woke up from a rlly rlly weird dream where i had gay sex with a man named kinky wonder… weirdo! Anyways i need mny pills. I get uo and go to take 10 million percs I LOVE PERCS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I LOVLELVOELVOE POERCSSSBHJSBVHJFIHUDSGHDSHGH POERC PERC PERCO PERCE!!!!!!!! I get dressed and i put my looooooooooong 70ft long hair in a biiiiig big ponytail idk why i did that it didnt even help but then i get in m y car with toeasost in my mouth and drive to bigbbgbrother incorpersated. There should be a new guy today i hope hes hot i mean what nbo im not gay i hate gay peolple im severkyhomophobic omg….. Drives to work
Juelian POV
OH M YGOD I LOVE SEX IM A SLUT OWOE I LOVE MEN AND PEOPLE AND EOWOOWOW I HOPE I CAN HWAV E A LOT O ZEX AT MHY JOBBOOBONBDSAJ WOWOOWOWOW OOPS I SPELLED BOOB IHATE SEX WITH WOMEN IM HOMOPHOBIV EYYEYWYWTWRWEWEEWWWWWWW GAY PEOPLE SHOULD BURN IN HELL EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I wake up from my REALLY SEXY HOT HORNY WET DREAM and wonder what the hell i have to dotofey i mean come on im should be sex right now; i get dressed in my RELALY HOT AND SEZXY DRESS i hope i get fucked UAUUASSJIFSAJDNBJ mmmmmmm sex i go drive to work i didnt ewat or look at my orbs or boobs oh my god iineed sex AUHIFRESHIJOGBHJSKBEHUSDBHJVDBVHISDBHFV
Winknon POV
I walked into the big big tall buoldging that im going towotk at omh… so l=big,.... Buikfing-senplai idont think that i can handle a buolfing that big… i go inside and go to the frong destk where theres a lady. She lookes up at me and screams into my ear “WHAT THEFUCK DO YOU WEHANT YOUCIUNT” and i die on the spot
Orbrieng POV
I arrived at brog brogo incoropbor and walk insid eand thholy shit theres a FUCKIGNGHUY ON THE FLOOR HELLO>>>FLK”:FDSJBKHKFIJOAS????? I pick himup and bringhim to my OFFICNE where hge isd goignt o be safe shhhhhh it's okay bow luttle babby…. Ur sadve now…..
]]i place him on my desk and make humph so comphfortable! !!Y!YAYAY ! this must be the new guy that hthye were tellign me about idk i dont listen to these people they just work dfor me. I sigt in my chair and wait for the inevtivneablele (the inevfitfable is him waking up). As i look at him i erealsize theres a strand fo thair in his face aso i pus hit out of his face very genlry… wow hes kindsa hot…… omg………. I MENAWHAT NTO BIM NOT FAY I GEV I HAVETE GAY PEOEPLE FCK I HAM JNOT GAY EYEYSBWTRQ WEWE EW EW EW WE WE WE EWWWWWWWWWWWW GAY IS BAD BAF HAGY IS SO BBAD ILL FIRE ANHYEMON HWOS FAY AT THGINS COPRJPERATIOFN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways there shoul sbe a woman geting here soong
Jurliens POV
Holy shit im the woman in at work im nto gay im in m yze xy sexy sex dress right now and i walkj ni and i go to thmy boss’s office becasue plot Q!!CFHDKJBASNJFKJDKBSBKJLFKJD PLOT !!!!!! iH OPE I GE TSEX OMGOGM SEX SEX SE XS E SX SEX HOLY SHIT II LOVE SEX I WANT DIFKC SIDCK DICK IDKCIDKC WOWOWOOWOWOWOWOOWOWOW OMG DICK!!!!!!! AWAWWAWAWAWAWAWAWA sex is sosh ot and nic enad omg i wan trsex
i go into his office and iopen the door and walk in and OH M YGDO THEFRS A MAN O NTHE DESK IS M YBOSS BGYA HOLY SHIT ONONONONONONONONONO HE CANT BE GAY
“BOSS WHO THE HELL IS THIs” i shoujt VERY angruily
“Hes the new guy you dumb fucking slut” he says to me omg i love him
“Oh okay :3” i say and smile and turn into cat gitl
“Sit down on the shcair por favor” orgbingbobg says to rme ina demANDIGN toe
“OKAYY GEUWUWU UWU :3333 ;3 WINTLWONK WONK WINK” i sit onthe dchair and watch him and behe sJUST WORKS???? HELLO?????? WHERES MY DICK>??????????????????????????????????
Wwonkonkm POV
I wake up from SANOTHER hot wet dream HELLO???? WHY DO I KEEP HAVINGGAHY SEYFC DREMAS???G?DS??FB? WHAR?>?????????? QUINNARD??????? Im on a desk what the FUKC ?!!>!>?!!??!?!?!? I look around ajdnsseen somekind of SLUT on a chair?? Weirdo ! then i look to my right and see THE GUY I WA SHAVING GAY SEXX WITH!!>!!Q1!111!!1!!111! I rOLL off the desk into his lap and i almost give him head byt instinkct buyt ewhy??? Im no t gfay i hate gay IM NOT GUYA IM NBOT NIM NOT IM NBTO GAYYYYY EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GAY PEOLE ARE NASTY AND THEYRE THE SPARN OF SATANY
Narrator POV
“H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hello…” winknon stuttered timidly. This is the first time hes ever met such an attractive man.
“Why did you pass out earlier?” orbringen replies. Winknon shudders at the alpha energy orbgingern gives off.
“W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-well uh the lady at the front desk scared me really really bad and it scared me so bad that i passed out sir” winrknon says back.
“Hey wait a minute…,” hrontginb says,thinking hard, “you look like kinky wonder!”
“KINKY WONDER????” wionkiwn SCREAMS in response. Hes never been compared to anyone named kinky wonder so he doesnt know why the fuck this random hot guy is comparing him towhat he assumes is a porn star.
“Yeah i had gay se with you in my dream i didnt think you were real omg we should make out” orbringing says. Winkomon shudders and runs out of the room screaming “NO NO NO IM NOT GAY I HATE GAY SEX AND I HATE YOU A DTHINS WAS A MSIUTATME!?!??!NJEHBJHJFHKJASKJL”
Jreuliamn pONV
WHWOW THAT WAS A RELALY WEARIUD GUY ANYWYAS “hiiiiii mr osbring can i suck your dick uwuwuwuwuwu uwu meow mr mrrr mrewww” i say in my cat girlness and to my surpribine MR OSTEOPOROSIS SAYS NO AND RUNS AFTER THE NEW GUY>????? WHERE ES MY SEX>??? YO NO TENGO CAN!??!?!?!?!? WAHHHHHH I CRY ANC CYR AN D CRY AND CRY UNTIL I DIE WYEJHAJFMNBDSKJFHUISDHOGSO
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