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Summary:

a series of one shots by yours truly <3

Notes:

this is my offical book of oneshots. I hope you all enjoy!!!

Dis

Chapter 1: Crackling Flames and Humming Electricty

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Prompt courtesy of  Stealingyourbones  on tumblr: Jason gets his neck sliced by Bruce’s batarang. It irreversibly damaged his vocal cords.

Pros: He can still use ghost speak

Cons: None of his family knows ghost speak (as it’s sounds aren’t for living men to understand)




It had been an accident when it happened. That’s what Bruce had said anyway. He had been so focused on saving Joker from being killed by Red Hood that he hadn’t even realized what he had done to his son . That he had permanently disabled Jason in a way that could never be repaired. 

 

The slice to his throat had destroyed his vocal chords. He hadn’t been able to say a single word in over a year now. After a year of vocal therapy, Jason had learned how to do these strange chirps and growls, these weird noises that didn’t seem to come from his throat at all but moreso his very being let out the noises. The only problem was that no one understood what he was saying. 

 

Cass had been a blessing and had taken the time to teach Jason how to successfully sign. She had taken it on as her mission as the only other person in the family who was mute to make sure that Jason could effectively communicate. 

 

He hadn’t been back at the manor since the accident, hadn’t been around Bruce since it happened. But each of his siblings had come to check on him, they checked in on him every so often and they had even managed to develop their own way of understanding the strange rumblings that came from Jason’s body that were now his only form of vocal communication. 

 

A chirp meant that he was happy. 

 

Two chirps was a yes. 

 

A short growl was no. 

 

A long snarling growl? He was pissed and you better leave him the fuck alone. 

 

It wasn’t the best, but it worked when they spoke with him on comms. They couldn’t understand any of the other noises that came from Jason, the wails, the crackling of fire that somehow espaped him sometimes. A sound that could only be described as the sound of smoke itself slipping through the air. They were sounds that didn’t have names, there were no true words to describe the noises that would come from Jason at times. 

 

His family tried. Oh his siblings desperately tried to understand this new way of communication with their brother but none of it was effective. No one truly understood him anymore. Not even Cass could always understand what Jason was trying to explain in his broken sounds and strange chirps.

 

That had all changed one fateful day, though.

 

Jason had gone to pick up a coffee from the only functioning shop in Crime Alley. It had just opened a few weeks before and he had been meaning to try it out. Wanted to see the brave bastard willing to open up such a pretty coffee and tea shop in the middle of Crime Alley of places. Something had been tugging at Jason’s gut about the place, almost as though it was calling Jason here, like he needed to be at the coffe shop.

 

Seriously, though, as he inspected the layout, it looked like the kinda place to be opened in one of the fancier neighborhoods in Gotham, not Red Hood’s home.

 

Red Hood had managed to keep his operations running even after the accident. If anything, it had made his people even more loyal to him. Those closest even taking the time to learn sign language just so that they could communicate and translate. They had all seen the way he had tried to take down Joker, only for the fucking Batman attempt to murder him just to save the very man who tormented the people of Gotham. Of course, the people of Crime Alley were more commonly his victims, less likely to be noticed if they were murdered, less likely to be taken seriously. 

 

So it had come as a personal offense to all of them when Red Hood had been nearly killed. They had all respected Red Hood even more after it had happened, realizing that not only had he gone against the bat, but he had done it and lived out of pure spite. 

 

Jason slipped through the door of the shop, Phantom’s Oasis it was called and looked around. Dark black metal chairs and tables lined the walls, Boston ivy grew along the charcoal grey walls. Any parts that were not covered by ivy were covered by bookshelves overfilled with books. And while tables and chairs lined the walls, comfy, overstuffed chairs filled the corners with small coffee tables, the middle of the area sat large velvet green couches. It was like it was the perfect oasis for Jason.

 

He made it up to the back counter where a single employee stood cleaning the counter. He was young, probably just a year or two younger that Jason. He was tall and lanky with deep black hair pulled back in a pony tail, showing off the shaved sides of his head. Cosmic themed earrings hung from his lobes and cartilage and when the man glanced up, Jason was also surprised to find a ring on either nostril in the man’s nose along with a septum piercing. For all that his looks screamed edgy, though, he exuded nothing but safety and warmth. Something in Jason’s very being ached to be close to the man. 

 

Unable to stop himself he released a soft sound, the sound of walls breaking under strong flames. The man’s head shot up and he smiled at Jason before releasing a sound of his own. 

 

It was the sound of the stirrings of a storm. Hello, it said. How are you?

 

“You know what I’m saying?” Jason asked, only the words came out in the sound of a roaring flame, those of a bonfire finally growing higher and higher. He signed the words as well causing the barista to grin in response. 

 

“Of course I do, we’re the same,” he explained through sounds of a building creaking against harsh winds. 

 

A childlike peel rang from Jason’s mouth unable to stop himself. It was the laughter of a child who thought Robin was magic. The laughter of someone who had finally found someone who understood him. 

 

“How?” Jason asked, tilting his head to the side, his heart racing. 

 

The barista smiled and a single black painted finger nail beckoned him closer. 

 

In English the man whispered in Jason’s ear once he approached. “Because just like you, I died wrong and came back wrong,” he murmured before he pulled away and took in Jason’s form. “It’s why you were drawn here.”

 

Smoke crackled in the air showing Jason’s curiosity, his confusion. 

 

The barista smiled. “You don’t know what you are, do you?” after a shake of Jason’s head the man smiled. “Jason Todd, you are an extraordinary being that is both of life and death. A being that has lost more than he ever gained but continued on stubbornly, refusing to back down. You were called to Phantom’s Oasis because your core heard my ghost speak and like calls to like.”

 

Ghost speak? Is that what the sounds that escaped Jason were? A language of those who had died and come back wrong? Or didn’t come back at all judging by the name. The sound of fire crackling filled the empty coffee shop. 

 

“I’m Danny, by the way. Now, what would you like to drink? I can make it real quick, close up shop and we can talk.”

 

The crackling of a sparkler escaped Jason’s being causing Danny’s noseto wrinkle in amusement. “You’ve got yoursel a fire core, huh?”

 

Pops and crackles slipped from Jason, showing his curiosity. 

 

“Order first, then I’ll answer your questions,” Danny said in the form of the sounds of electricity crackling through the air.

 

Jason frowned and started to sign his order only for Danny to push his hands down. “Use your words,” he said quietly. “I’ll understand.” The sounds that came from Danny were reminiscent of an old generator turning on for the first time in years, the electricity hummed the words out for Jason to understand. 

 

Rustling and crinkling of a fire’s flames going out sounded throughout the room. “Vanilla late with sweet cream,” it said to Danny. 

 

The hum of white noise came through in response, telling him that Danny understood as he got to work. He waved a hand causing Jason to look back as the door to the shop locked itself. 

 

“I’m a halfa,” Danny told him through the sizzling of lightning that had just hit the earth. “You are what feels like a revenant. Someone who died a brutal death and came back to seek revenge. You have someone we ectoplasmic entities call a core.”

 

Jason listened as Danny spoke in sounds of crackling electricity and quiet hums of white noise as he explained ghost cores to Jason. Ghost cores were their very being, they were created in result of the person’s death. In their examples, Danny had died by electocution, it was why his ghost speak sounded like electricity coursing in the air and lighting crackling angrily and wildly. He didn’t need Jason to confirm before he had said that the revenant had died in a fire of some sort. He explained that all ghosts had the basic chirps and growls for ghost speak but that the rest was specific to their cores as they were all different. 

 

It wasn’t Jason making the noises that came out of him but his very core himself. For the first time in a year, though, Jason was finally able to speak to someone without sign, to use his words to explain what happened to him, the pain he had gone through when realizing that his father would rather kill him than let him get revenge. He had finally found someone who understood the ache of not being able to exact revenge on the person who had killed him. 

 

For the first time in Jason’s life, he had finally found someone who understood. Danny had sat there drinking his own London Fog as he listened to Jason’s tell. Responding in chirps, whistles and a gentle hum of running appliances. He gave insight and advice, had even given Jason his number explaining that yes, they could use ghost speak over the phone as well. 

 

He had never felt so seen in all of his life. 

 

Maybe that explained why he kept coming back to the coffee shop. Every day he would come, order his coffee, using a language that just he and Danny knew and curled up on a couch and read for hours, feeling at peace in a way he hadn’t experienced since he had died. 

 

Maybe it explained why he went out on a limb and asked Danny on a date, demanding that the halfa come over to his place for dinner. 

 

Of course, Danny had only agreed if Jason promised to make the halfa’s favorite. The night had quickly ended with their cores singing for one another as their legs tangled together under the safety of Jason’s blankets. 

 

Rustling and crackling of a candle flame sounded through the room as electricity hummed along with it, creating a symphony of white noise that Jason loved more than anything in the world. The noises provided a sense of comfort and safety unlike anything he had ever experienced. He wanted to drown in the sounds, drown in the sounds of Danny’s crackling electricity that whispered promises of happiness and safety. Just as the whispering flames of Jason’s core told Danny stories of love and promises of companionship, holding him close, wrapping around him in a warm comforting blanket.

 

The air crackled around Jason as he stood in the kitchen quietly making breakfast, revelling in the feeling of Danny surrounding him from all sides. 

 

His fire chirped at the halfa in curiosity. One or two it asked him. 

 

Two, electricity said with a charged hum, thin arms snaked around Jason’s waist. 

 

“I think you’re going to have to invite me over more often,” lightning crackled, a crash exploding from Danny in a way that made Jason shiver in delight. 

 

“I don’t think I’ll ever be able to let you leave,” fire roared, flames licking high in the air, causing wood to shatter and break under the heat. Danny just chuckled and kissed the side of his neck softly. 

 

Electricity flowed from Danny along with a series of chirps, whistles and growls, telling Jason he had no problem with staying by Jason’s side.

Chapter 2: Is This Real? Is This Pretend?

Summary:

au where Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, and Tim Drake have a kinda sorta custody battle (more like argument) about who should take in Danny.

The twist? None of them want to take Danny in and are trying to force him onto the others. Each has valid reasons not to take Danny in, Jason is a crime lord, Dick has had paparazzi trailing him around lately, Tim is still a minor and can't take in anyone, ect. Theres a million reasons for each of them. Unfortunately no one realized Danny was overhearing all of this from another room.

Danny had spent so much time building his dads up in his mind, thinking that when he finally found them everything would be great. He never even considered his dads wouldn't want him. Heck, how was he supposed to know his dads were adopted brothers? He kinda understands how this was weird but...what about him? He didn't really have anywhere to go but...should he just leave?

Prompt by im-totally-not-an-alien-2 on tumblr <3

Notes:

just some fun drabble for a future fic of mine after seeing this prompt and immediately being filled with plot bunnies.

Let me know what you all think!! Based off of the vibes this might be my next multi-chaptered fic <3

-Dis

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Danny sat quietly as he had listened to the brothers, his fathers argue in the room next door about who would take him as their son. This wasn't what he was expecting when he had managed to escape Nanda Parbat. One minute he had been walking inside of his parents portal to take pictures with Sam and Tucker, the next he was waking up in a vat of green goop that looked like the ectoplasm his parents had studied. He had developed strange powers, had a second form where he was a ghost it seemed like, his entire being inverted to different colors. It was strange and terrifying.

But the Demon Head had been pleased. More than pleased, he was excited. Had spent the next three months working to turn Danny into the ultimate weapon.

He had only existed in this world for three months, ninety days of experiments, of implanting inside of him the memories and information of Tim Drake, Jason Todd, and Dick Grayson. Also known as Red Robin, Red Hood, and Nightwing. It was their DNA that had created his new form, it was their image he had been designed after. Yet it seemed as though none of them wanted anything to do with him.

This wasn't at all what he had been expecting when he had run away, gone to the place that all of their memories as declared as safe.

He had gone to Wayne Manor. Had knocked furiously on the door until one Alfred Pennyworth answered and looked at him in surprise.

"My name is Danny," he had said quietly. "Danny Grayson Todd Drake, I'm trying to find my dads."

Alfred had brought him in, had called the three brothers as Danny explained the situation, walked Alfred, Bruce and all of the Wayne children through his creation, the experimentation, the torture he had gone through. He had explained how Ra's Al Ghul had designed him to become the ultimate Batman, to become the new heir of the Demon's Head after the last heir had turned away from him so horribly.

They had been horrified, Bruce had walked away with a migraine, Damian had apologized profusely as though it had been his fault his mother and grandfather had done so much to him. Cass had given him a hug and Duke had stared at him in horror, Danny assumed it was because he could see his true form outside of the one human one he currently resided in.

But his fathers? They had slipped into another room to argue over what to do with him, their child?

"I'm seventeen, I can't take care of a fourteen-year-old," Tim hissed in the room beside them.

"Yeah well paparazzi follow me everywhere, I can't keep him with me," Dick had argued. "Jay, what's your excuse?"

"I'm a crime lord!" Jason hissed.

Danny winced. They didn't want him. It was fine, he could surely figure something else out for himself. It couldn't possibly be too difficult.

Alfred took a seat beside Danny and took the boy's hand in both of his gloved hands and squeezed it tight. "Please do not mind the young masters, they are going through a state of shock at the moment. You are more than welcome here with us."

"Do they hate me?" Danny whispered, staring up at Alfred, his heart would be pounding in his chest if it still worked but that had stopped beating the moment he woke up in this strange new world.

"I think they need time," Alfred said before he led Danny with him out of the sitting room and to the Batcave where Bruce was already sitting, adding this new information into the Batcomputer.

"Mr. Wayne, I'm sorry I intruded on your family," Danny said quietly. "I know I'm probably not welcome here and while Alfred said I'm welcome to stay, I don't mind leaving. I don't, I don't know if I belong here with you guys. I just thought you all should know about what Master- I mean Ra's al Ghul did to me. I have no plans on hurting anyone or anything like that. I just, I wanted to meet my dads and-"

"Danny," Bruce said softly, giving the poor fourteen-year-old a small smile. "I would be honored to have you as part of our family. Allow Alfred to make up a room for you. In the mean time, how about the two of us get to know each other better outside of your implanted memories?"

Danny gulped and nodded his head. "I would like that."

Chapter 3: It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me

Summary:

The world is ending but Jason has a contingency plan

Notes:

enjoy some drabble <3

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The world was ending. 

That was the thing Tim had come to accept. Somehow, all of the big bads had made friends and decided to work together to take over the universe and split it amongst themselves. Darkseid, Trigun, Barbatos, they had all gotten together to conquer the universe. Raven was completely drained, The supers three were in the infirmary, and the Lanterns Corp were barely holding them back, losing every second. Hell, even the Justice League Dark were down for the count. 

“What are we doing to do?” Nightwing murmured, watching as the Lanterns slowly lost momentum. 

“I-I don’t know,” Bruce whispered. Tim’s adoptive father had ripped of his cowl, his hair stood mussed from continuously running his fingers through his hair in stress. Batman, Wonder Woman, and Aquaman stood over all of the contingencies Bruce had ever collected on the three big bads. 

Robin stared at the screen that showed the devastation, a frown prominent on his face. “So this is it? We just give up?”

“No,” Red Hood said walking into the room with Arsenal and Starfire in tow. Behind the three stood a young man. He had Lazarus green eyes, snow white hair, slightly blue skin, and pointed ears. His body adorned in black armor, a blue crown floated above his head and a large cape hung from his body with galaxies swirling around. He looked to be Tim’s age, maybe just a little older than him, somewhere between his and Jason’s age. 

“Who’s this?”

The being stepped forward, jewelry that hung from his ears tinkled slightly when he did and jeez, he was beautiful. 

“My name is Phantom,” the being said with a serene smile. He was otherworldly, unlike anything Tim had ever seen in his life. “I am High King of the Infinite Realms. Jason asked me to come and assist with an issue you are dealing with,” he said, his eyes flicked to the large monitor curiously, tilting his head to the side, the silver that hng from his ears clangled once more. “Ah, those three, how fun.”

“How do you uh, how do you know Jason?” Tim asked, stepping towards the king. 

At this, Phantom had an amused smile on his face as he looked back at Jason. “You never told them?”

Jason let out a groan of annoyance, pinching the bridge of his nose as he did. “When I died, Phantom found me in the ghost zone, I never actually moved one when I died. For those six months I just hung out in the ghost zone and became friends with Phantom. Before I came back, he declared me as one of his Fright Knights. And last years he ran into me during one of my missions and brought back my memories from when I died and fixed the pit rage.”

Phantom nodded, a wide grin on his face. “Jason made a lousy ghost. Now, how about I go fix this issue for you all real quick?” He said before he disappeared. Tim went to ask Jason about Phantom only for his father to beat him to the punch. 

“Is this why we haven’t been able to get in contact with you?” Bruce asked, furrowing his brow. Jason shrugged. 

“Couldn’t find the sword he left me that lets me summon him. Turns out I left it on Kori’s ship so she had to travel to come get me. From there it took a bit for me to remember how to summon him, I’ve never actually done it before so it took a few tries to get it right. And of course Phantom thought it was a social call and he loves to talk so it took a little bit to explain. And on top of that, time works different in the Realms. And Klarion was there so it just took a little longet than I wanted it to but he’s here and he’ll take care of the issue super quick.”

“Klarion?”

“Yeah he’s dating Phantom’s clone, he hates their relationship like a lot but it’s like two little chaos gremlins,” Jason said with a chuckle. 

“How old is Phantom?” Tim blurted out. 

Jason gave the nineteen year old a confused look but chuckled nonetheless. “He’s twenty.”

“Twenty and he is already a king?” Aquaman said, looking more and more interested in Phantom. 

“Been king since he was fourteen,” Jason said, sucking at his teeth before he looked at the monitor and started snickering. Tim followed his gaze and smiled when he saw Phantom grow a third arm and grabbed all three beings by their ears, shrinking them down to his size before he dragged them away from the Lanterns before they disappeared. 

Soon after the four reappeared in front of Bruce, Diana and Arthur who all looked on curiously. 

“Kneel,” Phantom ordered. The three beings fell harshly to their knees. “I am beyond disappointed in the three of you. Are your realms not enough? What makes you think that you have the right to take over dimensions that do not belong to you?”

“But-” Trigon started. 

“No buts from you, Trigon. The only reason you’re even still the ruler of your world is because none of your children want the position,” Phantom said. “Due to your crimes against this realm I hearby sentence you all to a millenia in the Fright Zone. Jason,” he instructed. 

Jason grinned and pulled his sword from its sheath and stepped forward. With a quick swipe, all three disappeared from view.

Phantom stepped towards the three heroes and dipped his head in a polite bow. “They should not cause anymore issues. I apologize that I could not get here sooner. While I may be ll power, I am not all seeing and Kronos does not always deem it fit to tell me when my underlings are causing issues,” he said with a polite smile. “Does anyone have any paper or something to write on?”

“I uh, I have a tablet, I can just pull up something,” Tim stammered, stepping forward. Phantom smiled in thanks, taking the tablet from Tim. He drew out a complicated sigil and set it on the large table. 

“This is my official line. Next time you are in a situation such as this, please do not hesitate to summon me,” he said before he looked at Tim and looked him up and down, a single fang peeked from under his lip. “As for you, Handsome, feel free to get my personal sigil from your brother and call me anytime.”

Before Tim could say another word, the High King disappeared and Tim immediately turned towards his brother with wide eyes. “ Jason ,” he hissed. 

“He’s my fucking friend! I do’nt want you dating him,” Jason shouted, running out of the room with Tim following close behind.

Chapter 4: Crackling Flames and Humming Electricty Pt 2

Summary:

Dick learns about his brother's new boyfriend

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Things with Jason had been weird ever since the accident sure, but lately? It was even worse. Dick didn’t know if someone had done something to upset his brother but he had been ignoring them more than usual. Even Cass hadn’t seen their brother lately and they were the closest ones. Dick was worried. 

 

No one seemed to be able to get in touch with him. Phonecalls were ignored, the few times they had gone to Crime Alley they had been ordered to leave by Red Hood’s lackeys. Each time the lackeys would just say that the boss was busy and wasn’t taking visitors at that time. If they came in their civvies, Jason just ignored them. No matter how many times they would knock on Jason’s door there had never been an answer. 

 

 It was like something had changed and he wanted nothing to do with them anymore. 

But what was it? What had changed so drastically in his baby bird that Jason just cut them off completely? What had they done?

 

Dick didn’t know and it was why he was now staring at his phone trying to decide whether or not he was going to call his little brother again just to be sent to voicemail. 

 

“What are you worrying about, son?” Bruce asked, looking down at Dick in concern. Dick flinched and pocketed his phone as he looked up at his adoptive father. 

 

“Jason won’t answer any of our calls,” he said softly with a frown. “It’s been a month since anyone has heard from him. I don’t know what’s wrong,” he said, kicking his feet out in front of him as he contemplate what exactly this meant for them. Was this Jason’s way of finally cutting them off. 

 

Bruce gave him a pained look and patted his shoulder. “Maybe it’s for the best,” he said stiffly before he hurried out of the room. Dick sighed. Of course Bruce would be the worst about it, he had been weird about it since Bruce had first hurt Jason the year before. He wouldn’t even talk about Jason, much less act like he wanted to fix things with the guy. 

 

It was disappointing beyond belief. But if that was how Bruce wanted to handle things, fine. But Dick wasn’t going to go for that. He was going to be here for his brother even if he hated him. Once Bruce was gone, the twenty four year old stubbornly pulled his phone out and dialed his brother’s number once more. 

 

This time it answered. 

 

“Hey! Jay! It’s Dick, I was wanting to see if you wanted to get dinner?” Dick said hesitantly.

 

“Oh, um one second. Let me ask him?” An unfamiliar voice said in answer before a sound that could only be described as the crackling of electricity crackled through the phone along with a series of chirps and whistles. “He said not at the moment. Are you one of his brothers, though? I’d love to meet you! He keeps saying he’s trying to protect me from all of you but I think he’s just being silly. Oh-Jay!” the voice whined before a low growl filled the speaker of Dick’s phone before his brother hung up. 

 

He let out a groan and threw his head back. Now he just had more questions than answers. His phone buzzed with a text and he looked down to see a text from an unknown number. 

 

Xxx-xxx-xxxx: This is Danny! I’m Jason’s boyfriend. Sorry he’s been so MIA we’re still in our honeymoon phase but if you want to meet I own the coffee shop Phantom’s Oasis in Crime Alley

 

Dick read over the text and grinned widely. Jason had found someone. And it seemed like that someone didn’t even care about Jason’s weird way of communication. Dick shot off a text back to him confirming that he wanted to meet more than anything before he sent a text in the sibling group chat, knowing full well that Jason had removed himself from it a month ago. 

 

TheFlyingBird: Jason has a boyfriend! That’s why he’s avoiding us!

 

TheBallerina: I know <3 saw them together. Very cute.

 

TheInsominiac: Dick, I know what you’re thinking. Leave him alone.

 

TheFlyingBird: No <3

 

Which was how Dick found himself standing in front of Phantom’s Oasis, looking around at the decorations before he stepped in. His eyes immediately landed on where Jason sat curled up on a couch with a book. He stiffened and glared at Dick, letting out a warning growl just as a guy came out from behind the counter. He looked just like Jason’s type with his piercings, skinny jeans and an apron covered his lower half and tattoos covered his thin arms. 

 

He had a kind smile and blue eyes, his hair sat messily on his head in waves, white streaks going through it. “Oh! Welcome in, you must be Dick?” he asked just as a Jason got up and started walking towards them. That odd sound of crackling flames came out of him, Dick watched, though as Danny just glared right back at him and electricity hummed through the air, charged and ready to go. 

 

Jason’s shoulders just dropped and he let out another low growl, this time he sounded more defeated. Danny just grinned and turned back to Dick. 

 

“Sorry, he’s just grumpy,” he said with a laugh. “It’s nice to meet you. Jase has told me so much about you.”

 

Dick frowned. “Wait? Can you understand him?” He asked, looking surprised after witnessing their conversation. 

 

“Of course!” He said with a bright smile and Dick knew then and there that he was pulled in. He could see exactly why Jason had fallen for Danny with his wide smile and bright personality, it was easy to see why he was drawn to him. “I’m just like him. Dead but not, we tend to find each other eventually. Also Jason said he’s sorry about being a jerk this last month. He’s been trying to figure some things out recently especially with learning he’s not the only one like him.”

 

“You’re like him?” Dick asked and looked over at Jason who was glaring grumpily at the two from over his book. Danny let out a chirp and beckoned the man back over to them. The man sullenly walked over and gave Danny a deep kiss before he looked at Dick and chirped. 

 

“How is this possible?” Dick asked, looking between the two as Danny pressed a soft kiss to the scar on Jason’s throat. 

 

“Anything is possible. No one is holy unique, just like no experience is unique. Of course Jason’s not alone,” Danny said just as flames crackled and rumbled in the air and Danny giggled before he looked at Dick. “We’re working on finding a way to heal his vocal chords. It’s been taking some time but we’re going to do it eventually. He misses talking to you all, even if he won’t admit it,” Danny said with a laugh as Jason chirped angrily behind him, waving his arms all over the place. 

 

Danny just laughed and kissed his boyfriend again before he looked at Dick. “Want anything to drink? I can make it and we can talk some more about everything so you can understand what’s going on.”

 

“Sure,” he said and smiled as Danny took his order and walzted behind the counter to get started. Dick looked up to find Jason glaring daggers at him before he grabbed a pen and napkin and wrote a quick note. 

 

He’s mine, leave him alone you fucker

 

Dick scowled. “I’m not going to steal him away from you! He is hot, though,” he said and turned to check out Danny’s pert little ass only for Jason to cuff him on the head and shoved the note in Dick’s face, furthering his point. 

 

“Fine, fine, I’ll stay away!” Dick laughed, swatting his hands away. Jason just snarled and turned back to Danny and smiled before he scribbled a note on the napkin. 

 

He is smokin’ hot, though, huh?

 

“You did good, baby brother, you did good,” Dick said with a laugh.

Chapter 5: Love Me Like You

Summary:

Damian comes home after a rough day.

Thankfully his darling boyfriend knows exactly how to make him feel better.

Notes:

this is based off of the song Love Like You from Steven Universe. I hope you all enjoy <3

- Dis

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Damian’s heart was racing violently in his chest. He was angry, no he was beyond angry. No one was listening to him! He was twenty years old now, he wasn’t some little Robin sidekick anymore either, he was Red Bird, he had taken a different name and become his own person as a vigilante yet it didn’t seem to matter to anyone in this blasted family. All they saw him as was the demon brat, the boy who had been raised to become an assassin who had been brainwashed his entire life. 

 

But he wasn’t that boy any longer! He had been out of the League of Assassins for the same amount of time he had been in it. If not a little longer if one could count the fact that the ten years he was with his family he was fully cognizant and could make his own decisions, unlike the toddler he had been with the League. 


Sure, he had been molded to be the perfect weapon, the perfect heir to the Demon’s Head but he was more than that now, he was so, so, so much more than that. 

 

He was a hero, he was someone that others could look upon and be inspired. He wasn’t some ruffian assassin any longer and his past shouldn’t matter in the slightest anymore. At least, it shouldn’t be thrown in his face by his own family every chance he got. 

 

He stormed up the steps of the Brownstone he owned with his boyfriend and let out a huff, trying to calm his racing heart before he stepped into the home.  It would be different once he was past these bricks, he would be in the company of someone who saw him completely and loved him anyways. 

 

He stepped through the threshold and smiled as he found his beloved passed out on the couch, curled up with a blanket wrapped around him. 

 

If I could begin to be, half of what you think of me. I could do about anything. 

 

Damian smiled at his boyfriend before he stooped down, slipping one arm underneath Danny’s legs and the other under his neck as he lifted him in the air carefully, cradling him bridal style in his arms. 

 

“Tried to stay up and wait for you,” the halfa mumbled, pressing his face against Damian’s chest. “Got too tired.”

 

“It is alright, Beloved,” Damian murmured before he pressed a kiss to Danny’s forehead. “Rest, I assume you had a busy day, my dear?”

 

“Justice League Dark is full of idiots who don’t know their ass from their head,” Danny mumbled as Damian opened the bedroom door. 

 

He let out a soft chuckle at that. He would not be surprised if his beloved lost his mind even a little bit when having to work with both that dreadful Constantine and Doctor Fate at the same time. 

 

“Who all were there?” Damian asked as he set Danny on the bed. The halfa whined at the loss of Damian’s warmth, making the vigilante’s heart flutter. 

 

When I see the way you act, wondering when I’m coming back. I could do about anything.

 

“Give me just a moment to change into some sleepwear and I’ll join you,” he said, glancing over his shoulder at Danny who now laid with a pillow wrapped in his arms and a pout on his face. “Now, tell me about the meeting.”

 

“I originally went to the Watchtower to work on one of the main engines, Supes had been saying it sounded wrong,” he said, launching into his tale but Damian was taken back to a different time, three years before when he had first met his love. 

 

 I could even learn how to love like you. 

 

Three years ago. 

 

Damian trailed behind his father into the main room of the Watchtower when he had noticed something out of the ordinary. There seemed to be someone floating on the outside of the ship without a space suit of any kind. 

 

“Batman,” he gasped out, stepping towards the man only for his steps to falter as the man-being waved at him with a wide smile. Bruce looked over curiously and smiled. 

 

“Oh, that’s Phantom,” he said simply. “He’s the head engineer of the Watchtower maintenance crew. Although, I have been trying to convince him to join us as an actual member for well over a month now. He refuses.”

 

“He looks no older than I do, how could he be the head engineer?” Damian asked, looking mystified as the being, Phantom phased through the window and gave him a dopey smile. 

 

“Would you believe me if I said I was just cool like that?” He asked, looking Damian up and down. “And who might you be?”

 

“Right, you’ve not seen him in his newest persona,” Batman said before, Damian’s eyes had to be deceiving him, his father was smiling at Phantom! “This is Red Bird.”

 

Damian held out a hand for Phantom. “It’s a pleasure,” he said, locking in on those eyes that reminded him of the Lazarus Pits he had grown up around. 

 

“Oh, I think the pleasure is all mine,” Phantom had purred, his eyes a green fire that had sucked Damian in immediately. He had never been bested so easily by someone else in all his life. 

 

I always thought I might be bad, now I’m sure that it’s true. 

 

He never did learn how Danny had managed to become the head engineer, even after three years of dating the halfa.

 

“And then Detective Chimp had to but in! Which why the hell do we have a fucking monkey on the team anyway! His name is fucking Bobo, Dami, Bobo!” Danny said, now fully awake as he laid starfished in their bed, the pillow now resting on his chest as he glared up at the ceiling. 

 

Damian chuckled and pulled his shirt over his head before he glanced at his boyfriend once more. “He is a detective, darling, quite a good one at that. I think he’s almost as good as,” Damian stopped and scowled. No, he was not going to go in that direction, he was not going to bring up his father, not when his mood was finally starting to lift and he had been distracted by his lover. 

 

“Oh, I know that look,” Danny said before he floated off of the bed and gave Damian a look as he cupped his face in his calloused hands. Danny’s right thumb ran along the small scar just below Damian’s left eye. Almost miniscule, no one had ever noticed it before except for Danny. It had been from his first time knife fighting as a child, his oppent had managed to get a single nick in and Damian had been punished within an inch of his life for letting someone get past his defenses. 

 

He had been five at the time. 

 

Danny had been ready to destroy all of Nanda Parbat when he had first learned how Damian had gotten the scar. No one had ever been so angry on his behalf before. Sure, his family were angry about his upbringing but not once had they ever truly considered the emotional and mental damage it had done to Damian. How he had to work so hard to be good in their eyes even after all these years.

 

Cause I think you’re so good, and I’m nothing like you.

 

“What did he say to you this time?” Danny asked, his big blue eyes curious and so very full of love. 

 

Damian sighed. “It doesn’t matter,” he said, stepping away to change into his pajama pants. Danny grabbed his wrist and frowned. 

 

“What did we talk about, Polaris?” He asked, brows now furrowed in concern. 

 

“My feelings matter,” Damian recited like a toddler back to his boyfriend. 

Look at you go, I just adore you. 

 

“Now, do you want to talk about it? Or do you want me to drop it?” Danny asked him, letting go of his wrist to instead wind their fingers together, interlocking them so that Damian could not escape his boyfriend’s grasp even if he wanted to.

 

Damian just smiled at him. “I do not wish to expand into the entire argument. But he told me that I will always be an assassin at heart and that I will never be more than that,” he said softly, his eyes sad as he tried his very best to not replay the argument in his head. 

 

I wish that I knew, what makes you think I’m so special. 

 

Danny’s face crumpled before he pulled Damian in for a tight hug, the shorter man pressed Damian’s face to his neck, forcing the vigilante to crouch slightly. “He’s wrong, you’re an amazing vigilante, Damian. You’ve done so much for people, for Gotham, ancients you’ve done so much for the world,” he said, combing his fingers through Damian’s hair. “You could have easily decided that this wasn’t the life for you when you left Talia, you could have decided to live as a normal kid and never get involved in any of this. But you became a vigilante anyway, and you’ve stayed a vigilante, a hero for the last ten years. Only a special kind of person could do that, Polaris,” Danny said softly, pressing a soft kiss to Damian’s damp cheek.

 

 He absolutely rubbed at his face, not even realizing that he had been crying.

 

If I could, begging to do, something that does right by you. I would do about anything. 

 

“Let’s get to bed,” Danny said, watching as Damian pulled away to slip his pajama bottoms on. Danny took his hand once more and led him to their large bed. He pulled the blankets back and slipped Damian in them.

 

Once Damian was secure underneath the blankets, Danny wrapped his arm around him and held him close. “You know, the first time I laid my eyes on you, Damian, I knew you were the one for me,” Danny whispered in his ear, his chin rested on Damian’s shoulder as the ghost spooned him, holding the vigilante close. “My core, it sung for you. It saw the good in you even then,” he whispered. 

 

Damian smiled. It had taken him so long to work up the nerve to ask Danny on a date. 

 

Three Years Earlier. 

 

Damian stared at the head engineer as he declined Batman’s offer once again to join the Justice League Dark, stating once again that his passion was for engineering and nothing more. Damian had walked towards him just moments later, finally working up the nerve to talk to the ghost once again. 

 

“Why do you need turning him down?” He asked, tilting his head to the side in curiosity. “Would you not like to use your powers to be a hero?”

 

Phantom had just smiled and shook his head. “Nope,” he said simply as he fasted the work belt to his waist. “Why would I do something that doesn’t make me happy?”

 

“For the safety of others? It is a duty, an obligation-”

 

“No, it isn’t,” Phantom told him. “It may be that for you, but it isn’t for me. I spent three long years trying to keep my hometown safe and I was very good at it until one day I realized it didn’t make me happy. There were others in the area who genuinely enjoyed being a hero so I let them take over. Then with all that extra time I graduated early, got my bachelor’s in engineering and now I’m working on the Watchtower as the head engineer while I get my masters. This is it for me, Redbird, it’s what makes me happy.”

 

Damian frowned. “But don’t you feel as though that is a waste?” He asked, trying to understand the man’s logic. 

 

Phantom shook his head. “Not at all. I’ve got a lot on my plate, you know? I’m the Ghost King for one, which thankfully isn’t a whole lot of work now that I’ve got a council that pretty much runs everything. I’m mostly just a figure head nowadays. And I’m just plain old Danny Phantom, the head engineer of the Justice League’s homebase. If they need me to consult with their Dark team or need my help, I’ll offer it. But I won’t go out of my way for it,” he explained. “It doesn’t bring me joy, I don’t feel a sense of pride saving the world or helping others. I just feel tired. And that’s okay.”

 

“I do not think I understand,” Damian said slowly. This was not something he had ever thought of. His entire life had been planned for him. First he was the heir to the Demon’s Head and then he was the heir to Batman, the only blood son. Expected to take on the mantle of Robin and fight side by side with Batman to keep the forces of evil at bay. 

 

And now Danny was telling him that he didn’t have to do that if it did not make him happy?

 

When I see the way you look, shaken by how long it took. I could do about anything. 

 

“Danny,” Damian said softly, turning over to face his beloved. He searched those beautiful blue eyes and let out a breath. “I do not think being RedBird brings me joy anymore.”

 

Danny just gave him a small smile. “That’s okay,” he whispered. “You’ve been kicking ass for ten years, that’s a long time to devote yourself to others.”

 

“Will you help me?” Damian asked, twining their fingers together. “Will you help me find what sparks joy for me?”

 

The smile Danny gave him was dazzling. “Of course, Polaris. I would be honored to help you,” he whispered. 

 

I could even learn how to love like you. 

Love like you. 

Love me like you. 



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Chapter 6: Barbie and Ken

Summary:

Danny just wanted to go on this blind date his sister set him up on.

So how the hell did he end up in a jail cell?

Notes:

this was based off of a mix of the song Barbie and Ken by Set if Off and the barbie mugshot meme that's been going around lol.

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also this is not edited, i was too lazy so sorry for any mistakes

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The light flashed brightly in Danny’s eyes, momentarily blinding him as he held the sign with his name up. He couldn’t believe this was happening. When Jazz had told him that she was going to set him up with a coworker of hers, Danny was expecting a nice night at dinner where they had some wine, talked about shared interests and all that jazz. 

 

What he got instead was a knock out drag-out fight with a bastard who immediately started throwing hands as soon as Danny walked into the restaurant! He hadn’t even gotten to meet this guy that Jazz was setting him up with! 

 

She had set him up with an English teacher at the school she was working at. The siblings had moved to Gotham together as soon as Danny had graduated from high school. In that time Jazz enrolled in Gotham University and got her degree in Chemistry and her teaching license. 

 

Danny decided to go to school for linguistics. When you already know all the dead languages and most languages come from those, the idea of studying all of the others just sounded neat. 

 

But none of that mattered now. 

 

Why?

 

Because Danny Fenton was in fucking jail

 

He scoffed as the police officer booking him in had him step away from the camera and put in his fingerprints before escorting him to the hallway where the jackass he fought was already waiting, handcuffed and leaning against the wall, a scowl on his face. All Danny wanted to do was meet this Jason Todd guy that Jazz had been talking up for weeks and instead, he got some fucking liminal prick who wanted to fight instead. 

 

Which usually, the halfa was all for getting into a fun ghost fight! Even with fellow halfas or liminals. But not when he’s supposed to be on a date! Not when he’s trying to make himself look good for a guy who sounds like a match made in heaven for him!

 

Sure, the fight was a lot of fun, and it was the first time in years that he got to fight another ectoplasmic entity, but that was beside the point! Now Jason was going to think that Danny was nothing more than a criminal. 

 

Oh, Danny hoped to the ancients that Jason hadn’t seen his fight with the liminal. He hoped to anyone who was listening, to Clockwork, to the Ghost Queen, anyone who was willing to listen to his pleas, they had to make it where Jason didn’t see him get arrested. 

 

“Todd, Fenton! Follow me,” a guard shouted, Danny glanced over at the asshole and raised an eyebrow. 

 

“Todd?” He said incredulously. 

 

“Fenton?” The man asked with a disbelieving laugh of his own. 

 

“Danny,” Danny said with a small smile, trying not to lose his shit. If his fucking date was the same guy with that fantastic left hook, he was going to lose his mind. 

 

“Jason,” he said, letting out another chuckle. “Jazz was right, we did have instant chemistry, but not for the reason she thought. I’m fuckin’ sorry, I don’t know what came over me. I’ve never just attacked someone before. Well, not like that, at least,” he said, shaking his head as the two followed behind the guard. 

 

The officer snapped at the two to shut up and Danny held back a sigh as he glanced over at the liminal. It was likely that Jason didn’t even know he was liminal and damn, that was a story that Danny wanted to hear as soon as possible. In the meantime, though, he looked this Jason Todd up and down and smiled to himself. 

 

Jazz definitely knew what Danny’s type was. That was for damn sure. 

 

Jason Todd was built like a goddamn tank. While Danny still managed to be taller than him by a few inches thanks to that Fenton height, the six foot man stood tall and buff compared to Danny’s own tall and lanky. He was absolutely sure that Jason could throw him around like a rag doll if Danny let him and by the ancients would Danny let him. 

 

The freckles that smattered across the bridge of Jason’s nose reminded Danny of some of his favorite constellations. If he looked close enough he bet he could find quite a few, just looking where he was he found ursa minor, polaris sitting right at the tip of Jason’s nose. He wanted to trace each and every constellation on his skin. 

 

“Don’t worry about it, I have a punchable face,” Danny said with a laugh as the two got shoved into a holding cell together. He turned to the officer and called after him. “Don’t we get a phone call!”

 

“Shut the fuck up,” the officer said before walking away. 

 

“Gotta love Gotham’s finest,” Jason said with a chuckle as he sat on a metal bed with a pitiful paper-thin mattress on top of it and a threadbare blanket laid on top. Danny took a seat beside him and let out a breath of air. 

 

“Well, this wasn’t what I was planning for our first date,” Danny said softly. “I was thinking we’d get dinner, probably bail because I’m not big on fancy dinners and it was Jazz’s idea and then we could go walk around together and talk about books and the fact that the smog in Gotham is terrible.”

 

“That does sound fun,” Jason said with a chuckle. He glanced over at Danny and gave him a small smile. “You’re not what I was expecting. I mean you’re a lanky mother fucker but that punch to the jaw was no joke, I think it’s already bruising.”

 

Danny chuckled and took Jason’s face in his hands and turned his face to the side to look at where he had punched him to the face. “Yeah it’s bruising,” he said but smiled softly before he allowed his hand to ice over and pressed it against the bruise. “How’s that feel?”

 

“Better,” Jason said with a sigh as he smiled up at Danny. “You’re a meta?”

 

The halfa let out a soft hum. “In a way, does it count if you died in a freak lab accident and then came back wrong and with weird ghost powers?”

 

Jason looked at him startled before he threw back his head and let out a laugh of his own. “I’m jealous, all I got when I died and came back wrong was a white streak in my hair and an intense rage that never really goes away.”

 

Danny tilted his head and looked Jason over for a moment before he noticed the little ball of a blob ghost that seemed to be gnawing on his core inside of his chest. 

 

“Remind me when we get out of here, I can fix that rage for you,” Danny said with a smug smile. “And trust me, I bet without that messing you up, you’ll get some fun little ghost powers too.”

 

Jason just laughed and launched into the tale of how he had come back to life in the first place, telling Danny a wild tale of assassins and weird pits of ectoplasm called Lazarus Waters and how he decided to become a crime lord in the night while during the day he went to school and eventually became an English teacher where he found a passion for helping teenagers who wanted to go somewhere in life. 

 

In turn, Danny told his own story, about being a small-town hero and later defeating the Ghost King, only to turn down the throne when it was offered and instead moved to Gotham with his sister to finally live a normal life and managed to somehow become a linguist despite the childhood dream of becoming an astronaut. 

 

He didn’t know how long they spoke to one another, but by the end of it, Danny had completely forgotten he was in jail in the first place! At least until a guard came in and opened the cell. 

 

“Fenton, Todd, you’ve been bailed out!” he barked. The two quickly got up and followed the man out of holding and into a hallway where Jazz and a tall dark haired older man stood giving the two twin looks of disappointment. 

 

“Hey Bruce,” Jason said, a dopey grin on his face as he looked at his father.

 

“Hey Jazz, thanks for hooking us up,” Danny said with a grin as the guard uncuffed each of them and they immediately held hands. “Now, I know you want to chew me out for getting arrested. But technically this is your fault for setting me up with a liminal, of course, we were going to get in a fistfight. Also, Mr. Wayne, interesting to meet you, Jason has told me so much about you it’s batty, ” he said with a wink. 

 

“Danny don’t you dare even think about it,” Jazz growled out, pointing a finely manicured finger at him. Danny looked from his sister to his date and smiled. 

 

“Thanks for getting us together, Jazz, you’re a great coworker,” Jason said with a smile. “But we have a date to finish,” he said. Danny turned the couple intangible and the two shot into the air and out of the jail before either of the family members could stop them. 

 

Jazz sighed and turned to Bruce. “I’m so sorry for introducing them to one another, I didn’t think that would happen,” she said with a sigh. 

 

Bruce looked up at the ceiling before he looked back at Jazz. “Would you like a drink?”

 

“God yes,” she said with a sigh before following the older man out of the jail. 

Chapter 7: Authors note!!!

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Uhhh hi lol? 

I decided to start posting the one shots individually just so they’re better organized! This book of one shots is added to a series called Dis’ Oneshots. If you’re subscribed to this fic I’d recommend subscribing to that series instead for updates! 

this is just so I can better tag fics so others can better know what to expect in a fic. There’s also already a fic posted to the series called this love is ours and it’s a Steph/Jazz fic if anyone is interested. 

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