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    You die and wake up as a baby alien. Then a teenage alien tells you that you have to pretend to be a fascist or you’ll doom the timeline. Also, the world is ending.
    Welcome to Alternia, Eridan! Enjoy your new lease on life, because this is all you’re getting.
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    Or: You aren’t really responsible for whoever dies if you pull the wrong lever in the trolley problem, (Blame the person who’s going around tying people to the fucking tracks) sometimes keeping secrets is how you keep yourself sane, and you always have a choice. It’s just a matter of what you’re willing to lose by making it.

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