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[1.24 PM MAIN CHAT]
Kazutora: [ sent a photo ]
Kazutora: I just received the best photo known to man
Nahoya: AWOOP⁉️
Souya: jump scare 😰
Baji: what the fukc is that face
Mikey: Takemitchy…. 🤕
Sanzu: he’s judging you ❤️
Nahoya: NAHSAHAHA
Mitsuya: as if that wasn’t clear already
Hakkai: that couldn’t be more unflattering
Chifuyu: you somehow managed to look goofier than when ur thinking too hard
Takemichi: MY SOUL LEFT YM BODY AND THIS IS HOW M TREATED
Baji: please make it the gc picture
Chifuyu: BAHJISANHG
Takemichi: NO??
Mikey: but it’s …🤕
Ryusei: don’t say it you’ll hurt the little guy’s feelings ☹️
Mikey changed the group icon.
Kisaki left the chat.
Nahoya: NAAHHHH
Ryusei: the fact he left now and not when you implied he was a burger??
Kokonoi: that’s so many levels of disrespectful
Kazutora: he couldn’t handle a true masterpiece
Nahoya: i hope he knows we ain't adding him back 😁
Takemichi: my feelings would have been spared if you DIDN’T make it the gc picture ⁉️
Mikey: u look great pookie 😗 (😶)
Baji: why u always lying
Mikey: STFU
Draken: dude how scary could that roller coaster possibly be to make that face
Takemichi: my life flashed before emy eyes again
Hakkai: again?
Nahoya: how many near death experiences u having dude
Chifuyu: too many…
Kazutora: it wasn’t THAT bad
Takemichi: WE WER HANIGN UPSIDE DOWN FOR LKE 5 MINUT ES
Nahoya: it was 5 seconds
Takemichi: 5 seconds too long for a ride that’s so high up in the air
Inui: its funny that ur laughing koko
Kokonoi:
Souya: nahhdfgg
Chifuyu: GO OFF INUI 🤣‼️
Kazutora: YOO the death drop line has gotten shorter
Mikey: THERES A HALLOWEEN CORN MAZE
Nahoya: someone just mentioned a new faster twister ride 👀
Takemichi: and then god said let’s not give this bitch a break
Inui: pFff takemichi
Mitsuya: 😂😂
Chifuyu: takemitchy wanna come with me
Takemichi: YES
Chifuyu: -to some stalls ?
Chifuyu: well damn partner try not to sound too desperate
Ryusei: he can’t wait to get away from y’all for real
Sanzu: if only u ended your question with an even scarier attraction ride
Baji: real ☝️ smh
Takemichi:
Takemichi: suddenly this sleepover doesn’t sound so fun anymore 😀
[Private Messages: Inui —> Souya]
Inui: did u just get a free plushie
Souya: i think so…?
Inui: tf
Inui: do u know the vendor?
Souya: no
Inui: maybe smiley left it for you
Souya: no he would’ve given it to me directly if he was feeling that generous
Inui: ???
Inui: who just gives out a big plushie for free
Souya: hmm
Souya: u can keep secrets right ?
Inui: ig?
Inui: better than the other loudmouths
Souya: well
Souya: im pretty sure izana and his gang are here
Inui: that… I didn’t expect
Souya: i thought ive been imagining it
Souya: but ive seen glimpses of all of them this past hour
Inui: … are u saying rindou left it for you
Souya: …
Inui: oh my god
Souya: i don’t know for certain
Souya: but it’s a secret tho okay??
Inui:
Souya: oKAY? 😠
Inui: sure thing buddy
[2.57 PM MAIN CHAT]
Peh-yan: Baji and Kazutora just got kicked off the bumper cars
Draken: how the fuck do you get kicked off the bumper cars
Pah-chin: they were being to agressive
Mikey: how can you be too aggressive on bumper cars ⁉️
Kazutora: THAT’S WHAT WE SAID ‼️
Pah-chin: they made some kids cry
Baji: they were drivin too damn slow
Baji: there’s a carosel for a reason
Nahoya: LMFAOO
Nahoya: my guy said grow up or get off ‼️
Kazutora: and yet we were told off 🙄🙄
Mitsuya: I mean is it really that surprising
Baji: whats that supposed to mean
Mitsuya: I bet u two were playing ur own way and forgot that not everyone shares ur brain cells
Ryusei: that couldn’t sum them up any better 🤣
Baji: like pah and peh weren’t doing the same
Pah-chin: least we didn’t get kicked out
Kazutora: whateverrr the kids made it lame anyways 🙄
Mikey: COME TO THE CORN MAZE ‼️
Mikey: draken almost punched one of the costume dudes 🤣
Kazutora: OHO?
Baji: fucking BET
Draken: don’t say it like that idiot!
Draken: they startled me alright??
Kazutora: say less man we’re on our way 🏃♂️💨
[Private Messages: Chifuyu —> Takemichi]
Chifuyu: takemitchy
Chifuyu: as much as I love friendly affection
Chifuyu: what are u doing ??
Takemichi: huh
Takemichi: AH SORRY
Takemichi: I didn’t even think how weird it would be 😭
Chifuyu: chill it’s not like we don’t hug often 😹
Chifuyu: im just curious as to why u suddenly latched onto me
Chifuyu: if the others saw us we’d never beat the gay allegations 🙄
Takemichi: i literally have a girlfriend
Chifuyu: and u literally just hugged me like i am ur said girlfriend 🤨
Takemichi: it’s not like that !!
Takemichi: some weird guy was staring at u I didn’t like it
Takemichi: he looked like he was gonna come over so i thought it’d stop him
Chifuyu: oh
Chifuyu: ur getting real bold now with ur natural hair partner 🧐
Chifuyu: maybe Baji-san might even praise u too
Takemichi: are you kidding⁉️
Takemichi: he would have used me to knock that guy out!!
Chifuyu: PFFF ur so dramatic takemitchy 🤣
Chifuyu: thanks tho :)
Takemichi: of course
Takemichi: lets go find the others before that creep gives it another try
Chifuyu: or we could beat him up and teach him a lesson 👀
Takemichi: … you spend too much time with Kazutora and Baji
[3.45 PM MAIN CHAT]
Mitsuya: im starting to think gang members shouldn’t be allowed into a scary maze
Kokonoi: starting?
Ryusei: It’s the fact that 8/10 of you were ready to fight the second someone jumped out
Kazutora: it’s the way mikey and smiley teamed up to scare tenjiku instead of greeting them like normal people for me🤣
Draken: I’ve gotta admit watching mikey stare at the staff deadpan
Draken: no matter how much they tried to scare him
Draken: made the whole experience for me 😂
Mikey: NO WAY
Mikey: sanzu and ran laughing in their faces each time was better
Mikey: they looked so deflated
Sanzu: I have a video of kakucho trying to comfort them
Nahoya: NAHHHH🤣🤣
Souya: i kinda feel bad for the staff now
Mitsuya: im 100% sure I saw some of u try and find shortcuts
Kazutora: oh yeah me baji smiley and mucho tried to cut through
Baji: pretty sure we accidentally scared the stupid actor by coming out of the bushes
Nahoya: my guy went RUNNING
Nahoya: then stopped and realized he was meant to scare US
Kazutora: IT WS SO FUNNY
Inui: you guys belong on one of those comedy reels
Kokonoi: honestly it’d go viral for sure
Sanzu: ✍️ 👀
Kokonoi: not even surprised
Takemichi: how did it go with izana ???
Mikey: he tried to fight me without realizing it was me
Mikey: then stopped when he saw me
Takemichi: aww
Mikey: then proceeded to try and fight me again
Inui: 💀
Draken: or in more truthful terms
Draken: he tried to punch by instinct then realized it was just mikey and switched to playful wrestling
Mikey: my version is better 🙄
Mitsuya: in what way is it better??
Mikey: it earns me sympathy points 🤧
Baji: who’s gonna symphonize with u when u jumped on him first
Kazutora: pffzff
Ryusei: let … let me not say anything—
Baji: what
Mitsuya: A* for trying tho
Mikey: yeah it is a pretty big word for him without his glasses 🫢
Baji: OI u shits
Baji: wanna say that again huh?
Baji: get back here 💢
Takemichi: soooo
Takemichi: how much do u wanna bet we’ll never be allowed to enter this theme park again
Kokonoi: … a lot
Draken: if smiley didn’t try to chase the haitaini’s down with the actor’s props earlier maybe we’d stand a chance
Nahoya: no one told them to be at the same park as me 🤷🏽♂️
Nahoya: they’re lucky we were in a maze
Inui: imagine not being able to exist in the same area by coincidence
Souya: can’t tell if im glad I wasn’t there or sad to miss it
Takemichi: im 100% glad I wasn’t there
Chifuyu: im sad i missed it tf ☹️
Baji: where the hell were u chifuyu
Ryusei: fellas is it gay to stop fighting the second chifuyu comes online
@Baji muted @Ryusei
Chifuyu: takemitchy and i were looking around
Nahoya: NAHSHSJD🤣⁉️
Kokonoi: not the way they continued talking 💀
Baji: ↳ ‘ takemitchy and i were looking around’
well stick with me now uve been running around all day 😐
Chifuyu: got it baji-san!
Several people are typing…
Draken: ah looks like the staff want us out
Mikey: BOOO
Mikey: let’s go do other things before we’re blacklisted 😗✌️
[4.02 PM Idiot Trio Betting Pool]
Mitsuya: guess I won our bet of how long it would take bjfy to stick together today
Mitsuya: hand it over boys ✋💰
Nahoya: damn
Mikey: well i won the bet on baji and kazutora sooo 🥱
Kokonoi: next bet is my victory for sure
Draken: grats mitsuya
Mitsuya: if u guys are lucky i could even use this money to buy u things whilst getting something for hakkai and my sisters ~
Mitsuya: as per mikey’s rules and all 😂
Hakkai: taka-chan..!
Kokonoi: well isn’t that sweet 🙂
Draken: i take it back way to show us up dude
Inui: ↳ ‘ well isn’t that sweet 🙂’
u don’t have to look so disgusted
Inui: like u didn’t buy me smth too
Kokonoi: and the plan WAS to keep quiet so i wouldn’t have to buy these loners something too 🫤
Inui: oh
Mikey:
Nahoya:
Mikey: I hate gay people 🙄
Nahoya: I hate gay people 👎
Takemichi: not the perfect synchrony 😭😭
[Private Messages: Ryusei —> Kazutora]
Ryusei: Dude I know as much as you do
Ryusei: I tried to talk to Keisuke this morning but he was vague asf
Kazutora: what the hell 🫤
Kazutora: what could have possibly happened that they can’t tell us about ‼️
Ryusei: Idk man Keisuke was acting weird for a while but it wasn’t out of the ordinary weird
Ryusei: Just his “lost in thoughts” weird
Ryusei: Which you know is also weird
Kazutora: they haven’t been around each other much for me to see any tension
Ryusei: You know it’s probably nothing as they’ve said
Ryusei: They’ve been pretty normal
Kazutora: well i’ll find out one way or another
Ryusei: Suit yourself 🤷🏽♂️
Ryusei: They’re going to take pictures now if u wanna photobomb ~
Kazutora: ur not coming ??
Ryusei: Nah I wanna get something for someone whilst it’s quiet
Kazutora: and here i thought we had something special 💔⁉️
Ryusei: Oh but I didn’t say who it was ~
Kazutora: Mhm 🤨
Ryusei: Hurry now, didn’t you wanna find out their secrets? 🫢
Kazutora: i’m watching u too yk 🫵
Ryusei: Yes yes
Ryusei: See ya later then 😘👋
[5.45 PM MAIN CHAT]
Mikey: TAEKMITXYH GOT LOST INTHR MIRROR HOUSE 🤣
Takemichi: I DIDNT GRT LOST ‼️
Mikey: WHAT HAPEPEND THEN⁉️
Takemichi: I
Takemichi: I took a detour-
Kokonoi: So real of u boss never let them know ur next move
Inui: koko what the fuck ??
Mikey: ALL I HEARD WAS “MIKEYYY???” ECHOING THROUGH THE WALLS
Takemichi: I WAS MAKING SURE U WEREN TLOST
Mitsuya: don’t worry takemitchy
Mitsuya: some kids
Hakkai: don’t do it taka-chan
Mitsuya: pffff somekids
Sanzu: is there an end to this or what cuz it’s sounding predatory
Mikey: SNAZU
Kazutora: fuck the way i choked on my spit—
Takemichi: oh my god 😭
Draken: you didn’t have to do him so dirty jfc 🪦
Mitsuya: i was gonna say some kids thought hakkai was a clown but fuck okay
Kokonoi: I’m gone what the hell 💀
Ryusei: sheesh some of yall are getting real humbled today 🗿
Kazutora: something is in the air 🤕
Souya: can we leave before there is some kind of incident that will not be my problem-
Takemichi: well that’s not foreboding at all
Mikey: what did smiley do
Kokonoi: i love that we all know it’s him and not angry
Draken: bc we all know angry wouldn’t cause problems on purpose
Kazutora: when the soft boy squad be babying
Inui: what happened
Souya: not long ago ran decided to join smiley and mucho as we were walking around
Souya: i left bc that’s a headache waiting to happen
Souya: but i’m not sure one 6 foot plus man can stop them from being insufferable
Draken: is that why u suddenly ran over to me
Souya: yes
Souya: they will absolutely accidentally do something to each other on purpose 🧍🏾♂️
Sanzu: he can handle it
Kokonoi: I’m not sure on that one
Kokonoi: those two are scarily similar
Sanzu: he can handle it 😇
Takemichi: … maybe u should go back Angry
Mitsuya: well it’s nearing 6pm now shouldn’t we be getting ready to leave anyway?
Mikey: wait where’s baji and chifuyu
Kazutora: they said they were on their way🤔
Peh-yan: is that them?
Inui: oh my god
Pah-chin: well that was a date if i’ve ever seen one
Draken: they’re definitely mirroring the two couples among us
Draken: if any of you say amogus istg
Mikey: ur such a spoilsport kenchin -3-
Ryusei: Damn how much stuff did you buy??
Chifuyu: huh it’s not a lot?
Chifuyu: we’re splitting most of it
Kazutora: WHERES MY MATCHING HEADBAND⁉️☹️
Baji: maybe if you didn’t wonder off when we were buying stuff u would have one
Ryusei: ouch that sucks 🥶
Ryusei: anyways what did you buy for me~? ♡
Chifuyu: nothing
Chifuyu: but can u hold some of this for me
Kokonoi: pfffffff—
Mitsuya: what was that about being humbled?
Mikey: HAHAHDNF MITSUYA
Takemichi: everyone is coming for blood today i thought we were bonding 😭⁉️
Sanzu: is this not bonding ?
Baji: stop pouting tora ur dumb headband is here
Kazutora: i knew you loved me 😼
Chifuyu: ryusei here
Ryusei: ….
Ryusei: You cruel cruel little human
Hakkai: little human
Inui: he’s 100% holding back an insult
Pah-chin: ?? it’s just a dog plush
Pah-chin: hey it kinda looks like pochi!
Baji: pssh just give him his real gift before he starts crying chifuyu
Chifuyu: fineee
Chifuyu: u can have this if you want @Pah-chin
Pah-chin: hell yeah
Ryusei: Hey now im not that lame to cry over a stupid toy 😐
Mikey: where’s my gift ⁉️
Baji: ur gift is us staying over?? stop complaining 🙄
Mikey: you’ve come over FOR YEARS THO ⁉️
Baji: chifuyu hasn’t
Mikey: and ur not chifuyu so where’s my gift edward
Baji: my gift is chifuyu
Chifuyu: hUh
Kokonoi: Some academics say there’s logic in there somewhere
Mikey: thanks for giving him to me forever 🥳🥳
Chifuyu: HUH???
Ryusei: Damn you gonna take that Chiufyu? 😯
Baji: OI thats not what i meant
Nahoya: LETS SKEDADDLE BOYS
Mitsuya: oh god
Draken: why are you running
Nahoya: someone may or may not have knocked ran into a goldfish pool???
Nahoya: and may or may not have gotten the vendor angry?
Nahoya: no idea who tho ahaha 😁
Souya: nahoya …
Takemichi: oh my god they’re coming over
Kazutora: ohoho this’ll be fun🤩
Draken: no time to talk
Mikey: RUN‼️