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In terms of sense...this makes no sense.

Chapter 32: a whole damn circus

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

[1.24 PM MAIN CHAT]

 

Kazutora: [ sent a photo ]


Kazutora: I just received the best photo known to man



Nahoya: AWOOP⁉️

Souya: jump scare 😰

Baji: what the fukc is that face



Mikey: Takemitchy…. 🤕



Sanzu: he’s judging you ❤️



Nahoya: NAHSAHAHA



Mitsuya: as if that wasn’t clear already



Hakkai: that couldn’t be more unflattering



Chifuyu: you somehow managed to look goofier than when ur thinking too hard



Takemichi: MY SOUL LEFT YM BODY AND THIS IS HOW M TREATED



Baji: please make it the gc picture



Chifuyu: BAHJISANHG



Takemichi: NO??



Mikey: but it’s …🤕



Ryusei: don’t say it you’ll hurt the little guy’s feelings ☹️

Mikey changed the group icon. 

Kisaki left
 the chat. 

 

Nahoya: NAAHHHH



Ryusei: the fact he left now and not when you implied he was a burger??

Kokonoi: that’s so many levels of disrespectful



Kazutora: he couldn’t handle a true masterpiece



Nahoya: i hope he knows we ain't adding him back 😁

Takemichi: my feelings would have been spared if you DIDN’T make it the gc picture ⁉️



Mikey: u look great pookie 😗 (😶) 

Baji: why u always lying 

Mikey: STFU 

Draken: dude how scary could that roller coaster possibly be to make that face



Takemichi: my life flashed before emy eyes again



Hakkai: again?



Nahoya: how many near death experiences u having dude



Chifuyu: too many…



Kazutora: it wasn’t THAT bad



Takemichi: WE WER HANIGN UPSIDE DOWN FOR LKE 5 MINUT ES


Nahoya: it was 5 seconds



Takemichi: 5 seconds too long for a ride that’s so high up in the air



Inui: its funny that ur laughing koko



Kokonoi:



Souya: nahhdfgg



Chifuyu: GO OFF INUI 🤣‼️

Kazutora: YOO the death drop line has gotten shorter



Mikey: THERES A HALLOWEEN CORN MAZE



Nahoya: someone just mentioned a new faster twister ride 👀



Takemichi: and then god said let’s not give this bitch a break



Inui: pFff takemichi



Mitsuya: 😂😂



Chifuyu: takemitchy wanna come with me



Takemichi: YES



Chifuyu: -to some stalls ?


Chifuyu: well damn partner try not to sound too desperate



Ryusei: he can’t wait to get away from y’all for real



Sanzu: if only u ended your question with an even scarier attraction ride 

Baji: real ☝️ smh



Takemichi:

Takemichi: suddenly this sleepover doesn’t sound so fun anymore 😀

 

 

[Private Messages: 
Inui —> Souya]

Inui: did u just get a free plushie

Souya: i think so…?

Inui: tf 

Inui: do u know the vendor?

Souya: no

Inui: maybe smiley left it for you

Souya: no he would’ve given it to me directly if he was feeling that generous

Inui: ???

Inui: who just gives out a big plushie for free 

Souya: hmm

Souya: u can keep secrets right ?

Inui: ig? 

Inui: better than the other loudmouths

Souya: well

Souya: im pretty sure izana and his gang are here

Inui: that… I didn’t expect

Souya: i thought ive been imagining it

Souya: but ive seen glimpses of all of them this past hour

Inui: … are u saying rindou left it for you

Souya:

Inui: oh my god

Souya: i don’t know for certain

Souya: but it’s a secret tho okay??

Inui:

Souya: oKAY? 😠

Inui: sure thing buddy

 



[2.57 PM MAIN CHAT]

Peh-yan: Baji and Kazutora just got kicked off the bumper cars

Draken: how the fuck do you get kicked off the bumper cars

Pah-chin: they were being to agressive

Mikey: how can you be too aggressive on bumper cars ⁉️

Kazutora: THAT’S WHAT WE SAID ‼️

Pah-chin: they made some kids cry

Baji: they were drivin too damn slow

Baji: there’s a carosel for a reason

Nahoya: LMFAOO

Nahoya: my guy said grow up or get off ‼️

Kazutora: and yet we were told off 🙄🙄

Mitsuya: I mean is it really that surprising

Baji: whats that supposed to mean

Mitsuya: I bet u two were playing ur own way and forgot that not everyone shares ur brain cells

Ryusei: that couldn’t sum them up any better 🤣

Baji: like pah and peh weren’t doing the same

Pah-chin: least we didn’t get kicked out

Kazutora: whateverrr the kids made it lame anyways 🙄

Mikey: COME TO THE CORN MAZE ‼️

Mikey: draken almost punched one of the costume dudes 🤣

Kazutora: OHO? 

Baji: fucking BET

Draken: don’t say it like that idiot!

Draken: they startled me alright??

Kazutora: say less man we’re on our way 🏃♂️💨



 

[Private Messages: Chifuyu —> Takemichi] 

 

Chifuyu: takemitchy 

Chifuyu: as much as I love friendly affection

Chifuyu: what are u doing ?? 

Takemichi: huh

Takemichi: AH SORRY  

Takemichi: I didn’t even think how weird it would be 😭

Chifuyu: chill it’s not like we don’t hug often 😹

Chifuyu: im just curious as to why u suddenly latched onto me 

Chifuyu: if the others saw us we’d never beat the gay allegations 🙄

Takemichi: i literally have a girlfriend 

Chifuyu: and u literally just hugged me like i am ur said girlfriend 🤨

Takemichi: it’s not like that !! 

Takemichi: some weird guy was staring at u I didn’t like it

Takemichi: he looked like he was gonna come over so i thought it’d stop him

Chifuyu: oh

Chifuyu: ur getting real bold now with ur natural hair partner 🧐

Chifuyu: maybe Baji-san might even praise u too 

Takemichi: are you kidding⁉️

Takemichi: he would have used me to knock that guy out!!

Chifuyu: PFFF ur so dramatic takemitchy 🤣

Chifuyu: thanks tho :) 

Takemichi: of course

Takemichi: lets go find the others before that creep gives it another try

Chifuyu: or we could beat him up and teach him a lesson 👀

Takemichi: … you spend too much time with Kazutora and Baji

 

 

[3.45 PM MAIN CHAT]

 

Mitsuya: im starting to think gang members shouldn’t be allowed into a scary maze

Kokonoi: starting?

Ryusei: It’s the fact that 8/10 of you were ready to fight the second someone jumped out

Kazutora: it’s the way mikey and smiley teamed up to scare tenjiku instead of greeting them like normal people for me🤣

Draken: I’ve gotta admit watching mikey stare at the staff deadpan

Draken: no matter how much they tried to scare him 

Draken: made the whole experience for me 😂

Mikey: NO WAY 

Mikey: sanzu and ran laughing in their faces each time was better

Mikey: they looked so deflated 

Sanzu: I have a video of kakucho trying to comfort them

Nahoya: NAHHHH🤣🤣

Souya: i kinda feel bad for the staff now 

Mitsuya: im 100% sure I saw some of u try and find shortcuts

Kazutora: oh yeah me baji smiley and mucho tried to cut through

Baji: pretty sure we accidentally scared the stupid actor by coming out of the bushes 

Nahoya: my guy went RUNNING

Nahoya: then stopped and realized he was meant to scare US

Kazutora: IT WS SO FUNNY

Inui: you guys belong on one of those comedy reels

Kokonoi: honestly it’d go viral for sure 

Sanzu: ✍️ 👀

Kokonoi: not even surprised 

Takemichi: how did it go with izana ???

Mikey: he tried to fight me without realizing it was me 

Mikey: then stopped when he saw me 

Takemichi: aww 

Mikey: then proceeded to try and fight me again

Inui: 💀

Draken: or in more truthful terms 

Draken: he tried to punch by instinct then realized it was just mikey and switched to playful wrestling 

Mikey: my version is better 🙄

Mitsuya: in what way is it better?? 

Mikey: it earns me sympathy points 🤧

Baji: who’s gonna symphonize with u when u jumped on him first 

Kazutora: pffzff 

Ryusei: let … let me not say anything— 

Baji: what 

Mitsuya: A* for trying tho

Mikey: yeah it is a pretty big word for him without his glasses 🫢

Baji: OI u shits 

Baji: wanna say that again huh? 

Baji: get back here 💢



Takemichi: soooo

Takemichi: how much do u wanna bet we’ll never be allowed to enter this theme park again

Kokonoi: … a lot

Draken: if smiley didn’t try to chase the haitaini’s down with the actor’s props earlier maybe we’d stand a chance

Nahoya: no one told them to be at the same park as me 🤷🏽♂️

Nahoya: they’re lucky we were in a maze 

Inui: imagine not being able to exist in the same area by coincidence

Souya: can’t tell if im glad I wasn’t there or sad to miss it

Takemichi: im 100% glad I wasn’t there

Chifuyu: im sad i missed it tf ☹️

Baji: where the hell were u chifuyu

Ryusei: fellas is it gay to stop fighting the second chifuyu comes online 

@Baji muted @Ryusei

Chifuyu: takemitchy and i were looking around

Nahoya: NAHSHSJD🤣⁉️

Kokonoi: not the way they continued talking 💀

Baji:  ↳ ‘ takemitchy and i were looking around’ 

            well stick with me now uve been running around all day 😐

Chifuyu: got it baji-san!

Several people are typing…

Draken: ah looks like the staff want us out

Mikey: BOOO 

Mikey: let’s go do other things before we’re blacklisted 😗✌️

 

 

[4.02 PM Idiot Trio Betting Pool]

 

Mitsuya: guess I won our bet of how long it would take bjfy to stick together today

Mitsuya: hand it over boys ✋💰

Nahoya: damn 

Mikey: well i won the bet on baji and kazutora sooo 🥱

Kokonoi: next bet is my victory for sure 

Draken: grats mitsuya

Mitsuya: if u guys are lucky i could even use this money to buy u things whilst getting something for hakkai and my sisters ~ 

Mitsuya: as per mikey’s rules and all 😂

Hakkai: taka-chan..!

Kokonoi: well isn’t that sweet 🙂

Draken: i take it back way to show us up dude

Inui: ↳ ‘ well isn’t that sweet 🙂’ 

            u don’t have to look so disgusted

Inui:  like u didn’t buy me smth too 

Kokonoi: and the plan WAS to keep quiet so i wouldn’t have to buy these loners something too 🫤

Inui: oh 

Mikey: 

Nahoya: 

Mikey: I hate gay people 🙄

Nahoya: I hate gay people 👎

Takemichi: not the perfect synchrony 😭😭




[Private Messages: Ryusei —> Kazutora]

 

Ryusei: Dude I know as much as you do 

Ryusei: I tried to talk to Keisuke this morning but he was vague asf 

Kazutora: what the hell 🫤

Kazutora: what could have possibly happened that they can’t tell us about ‼️

Ryusei: Idk man Keisuke was acting weird for a while but it wasn’t out of the ordinary weird 

Ryusei: Just his “lost in thoughts” weird 

Ryusei: Which you know is also weird 

Kazutora: they haven’t been around each other much for me to see any tension 

Ryusei: You know it’s probably nothing as they’ve said 

Ryusei: They’ve been pretty normal 

Kazutora: well i’ll find out one way or another 

Ryusei: Suit yourself 🤷🏽♂️

Ryusei: They’re going to take pictures now if u wanna photobomb ~ 

Kazutora: ur not coming ?? 

Ryusei: Nah I wanna get something for someone whilst it’s quiet 

Kazutora: and here i thought we had something special 💔⁉️

Ryusei: Oh but I didn’t say who it was ~ 

Kazutora: Mhm 🤨

Ryusei: Hurry now, didn’t you wanna find out their secrets? 🫢

Kazutora: i’m watching u too yk 🫵

Ryusei: Yes yes 

Ryusei: See ya later then 😘👋

 

 

[5.45 PM MAIN CHAT] 

Mikey: TAEKMITXYH GOT LOST INTHR MIRROR HOUSE 🤣

Takemichi: I DIDNT GRT LOST ‼️

Mikey: WHAT HAPEPEND THEN⁉️

Takemichi:

Takemichi: I took a detour- 

Kokonoi: So real of u boss never let them know ur next move 

Inui: koko what the fuck ?? 

Mikey: ALL I HEARD WAS “MIKEYYY???” ECHOING THROUGH THE WALLS

Takemichi: I WAS MAKING SURE U WEREN TLOST 

Mitsuya: don’t worry takemitchy 

Mitsuya: some kids 

Hakkai: don’t do it taka-chan 

Mitsuya: pffff somekids

Sanzu: is there an end to this or what cuz it’s sounding predatory 

Mikey: SNAZU 

Kazutora: fuck the way i choked on my spit—

Takemichi: oh my god 😭

Draken: you didn’t have to do him so dirty jfc 🪦

Mitsuya: i was gonna say some kids thought hakkai was a clown but fuck okay 

Kokonoi: I’m gone what the hell 💀

Ryusei: sheesh some of yall are getting real humbled today 🗿

Kazutora: something is in the air 🤕

Souya: can we leave before there is some kind of incident that will not be my problem- 

Takemichi: well that’s not foreboding at all 

Mikey: what did smiley do 

Kokonoi: i love that we all know it’s him and not angry 

Draken: bc we all know angry wouldn’t cause problems on purpose 

Kazutora: when the soft boy squad be babying 

Inui: what happened 

Souya: not long ago ran decided to join smiley and mucho as we were walking around

Souya: i left bc that’s a headache waiting to happen 

Souya: but i’m not sure one 6 foot plus man can stop them from being insufferable 

Draken: is that why u suddenly ran over to me 

Souya: yes 

Souya: they will absolutely accidentally do something to each other on purpose 🧍🏾♂️

Sanzu: he can handle it 

Kokonoi: I’m not sure on that one

Kokonoi: those two are scarily similar 

Sanzu: he can handle it 😇

Takemichi: … maybe u should go back Angry 

Mitsuya: well it’s nearing 6pm now shouldn’t we be getting ready to leave anyway? 

Mikey: wait where’s baji and chifuyu 

Kazutora: they said they were on their way🤔

Peh-yan: is that them? 

Inui: oh my god 

Pah-chin: well that was a date if i’ve ever seen one 

Draken: they’re definitely mirroring the two couples among us 

Draken: if any of you say amogus istg 

Mikey: ur such a spoilsport kenchin -3- 

Ryusei: Damn how much stuff did you buy?? 

Chifuyu: huh it’s not a lot?

Chifuyu: we’re splitting most of it 

Kazutora: WHERES MY MATCHING HEADBAND⁉️☹️

Baji: maybe if you didn’t wonder off when we were buying stuff u would have one 

Ryusei: ouch that sucks 🥶

Ryusei: anyways what did you buy for me~? ♡

Chifuyu: nothing

Chifuyu: but can u hold some of this for me 

Kokonoi: pfffffff— 

Mitsuya: what was that about being humbled? 

Mikey: HAHAHDNF MITSUYA 

Takemichi: everyone is coming for blood today i thought we were bonding 😭⁉️

Sanzu: is this not bonding ?

Baji: stop pouting tora ur dumb headband is here 

Kazutora: i knew you loved me 😼

Chifuyu: ryusei here 

Ryusei: …. 

Ryusei: You cruel cruel little human

Hakkai: little human  

Inui: he’s 100% holding back an insult

Pah-chin: ?? it’s just a dog plush 

Pah-chin: hey it kinda looks like pochi! 

Baji: pssh just give him his real gift before he starts crying chifuyu 

Chifuyu: fineee 

Chifuyu: u can have this if you want @Pah-chin 

Pah-chin: hell yeah 

Ryusei: Hey now im not that lame to cry over a stupid toy 😐

Mikey: where’s my gift ⁉️

Baji: ur gift is us staying over??  stop complaining 🙄

Mikey: you’ve come over FOR YEARS THO ⁉️

Baji: chifuyu hasn’t 

Mikey: and ur not chifuyu so where’s my gift edward 

Baji: my gift is chifuyu

Chifuyu: hUh 

Kokonoi: Some academics say there’s logic in there somewhere  

Mikey: thanks for giving him to me forever 🥳🥳

Chifuyu: HUH??? 

Ryusei: Damn you gonna take that Chiufyu? 😯

Baji: OI thats not what i meant 

Nahoya: LETS SKEDADDLE BOYS 

Mitsuya: oh god 

Draken: why are you running 

Nahoya: someone may or may not have knocked ran into a goldfish pool??? 

Nahoya: and may or may not have gotten the vendor angry? 

Nahoya: no idea who tho ahaha 😁

Souya: nahoya … 

Takemichi: oh my god they’re coming over 

Kazutora: ohoho this’ll be fun🤩

Draken: no time to talk 

Mikey: RUN‼️

 

Notes:

the episode that came out on halloween? doesn't exist. never happened. bloody halloween? idk what this. a mini halloween segment in this fic thats silly goofy and happy? stay tuned.

"Baji: my gift is chifuyu"
-> yes it is king happy (slightly early) birthday as i haven't got a chapter dedicated to it 😪but dont u worry u will have plenty of gay moments with kazufuyu to make up for it

anyways this chapter is a bit longer and a bit more... nonsensical
just imagine the goofiest face takemichi has made and picture it on a roller coaster... that's the gc picture 🤣

and for those who haven't read the spin off, ryusei is afraid of dogs