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26 People In A Server, Chaos DOES Happen

Summary:

In a server with 26 people, they cause chaos.

You know, everyone here is not taking everything seriously, rather... feeling goofy? Somehow, they make friends (surprisingly) and have some fun on the server.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Hatsuen Ramen Makes A Server (do vocaloids even have phones 💀)

Chapter Text

 

Hatsune Miku pondered what she could do in the empty space at the moment.

Miku had two options: hum in the empty void or peek briefly at the sekai to observe how they changed.

 

“I guess I'm really bored."

 

After a brief pause, she murmurs, "Wait, I've got a thought! Maybe I can make a server! Uh, what was the name of the app again? "Nootcord" or "Fistcord"?"

"Ah, nevermind. I’m going to just get my phone and download the app; I’m sure that Rin has a Nootcord."


      >   Messengerurmom
l    Random Synthesisers Lmao   :   v


        —   2:35 P.M  —
 

MiiDayo: Hi

Rin: Hi Miku!

MiiDayo: Hi Rin, So, um, do you have this so-called "Nootcord"?

Rin: You mean Nightcord? Yep, here’s my username: @KagaRin#0002, if you consider adding some friends.

MiiDayo: Yep, thanks Rin! I just wanted to download the app.

Rin: Oh, alright, if you want Len's Nightcord user, it's @KagaLen#0002.

MiiDayo: Thanks so much, Rin! I’ll add you guys later; I’m still making my account.

Rin: I can wait. C:


 
    —   2:43 P.M   —


MiiDayo: Alright, I have made an account; it's @MikuDemy#0001.

MiiDayo: I added you, Rin.

Rin: I was about to add you.

MiiDayo: Oh, help...

Rin: I accepted the friend request.

MiiDayo: Okay, aaaaa

Rin: I'm kind of curious about what you're doing on Nightcord…

MiiDayo: I’m creating a server right now.

Rin: What type? :o

MiiDayo: Ahm… I don't know. Maybe just gather people from other sekais to chat there? Could be fun, I guess.

Rin: Yeah, but how are we going to invite them? We don’t know their socials...

MiiDayo: Exactly.

Rin: Hey, wait don’t even tell me… What do you mean by "exactly"?

MiiDayo: We have access to their phones, right?

Rin: NO.

MiiDayo: Why not?

Rin: What if they think we are a shady group of people because they think vocaloids don’t have phones?

Rin: Or maybe they think we hacked them or something like that...

MiiDayo: If that happens, then I don't even know.

Rin: damn

MiiDayo: …

MiiDayo: Anyway, I created the server! nightcord.gg/FW0rt3pR (Pretend the last conversation between us didn’t exist.)

Rin: Oh. Anyways joined!

MiiDayo: Why not chat there too?

Rin: sure.

 

    —   3:36 P.M   —

 

BananaLen: What did I miss

Rin: Read. You damned Len can’t read the conversation above.

BananaLen: Ok, no need to start fights.

BananaLen: Ur already annoying.

Rin: …

Rin: No wonder why u fucking die in songs w me.

BananaLen: 50/50 chance happening

Rin: Fuck u

BananaLen: Me too!


      —   3:34 A.M  —

Lukea: Wtf

Lukea: I got in aschool

Lukea Sent A Image 

Lukea: This school is called Zui’ran man I dont know shit

MiiDayo: … did u get isekaid

Lukea: Dunno

MiiDayo: …

Lukea: Uh anyaays I saw a rococo haired girl??

Lukea: Apparently shes Reika. Dk abt this girl 💀

MiiDayo: You fucking got isekaid.

Lukea: Oh. 

MiiDayo: …

Lukea: but what am I doing in a school.

MiiDayo: Answers r up to u

MiiDayo: I cant answer that

Lukea: K


 

Chapter 2: Welcome, User!

Summary:

Every Vocaloids joins the Nightcord server.

Warning: L- len slander… /hj

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text


                NightCord

  
    l    Straightest people ever  :   v

            #General


         —  5:36 P.M —


TunaLuka just joined the server!

A Meiko has spawned in the server.

Welcome, KAI. We hope you brought pizza.

A wild KagaLen appeared.


MikuDemy Sent A Waypus Sticker

MikuDemy: Hi! So…

MikuDemy: We’re all here right?

KagaRin: Uh, yeah ig

KagaRin: Wait are you going to invite them.

KagaLen: Wdym by ‘them’…

KagaRin: Y’know already.

KagaLen: Who.

KagaLen: Oh, right how did I fucking forget them.

TunaLuka: U forget things in a daily basis that’s why!

Meiko: ^ exactly like… we just talked to them a while ago.

KagaLen: …

MikuDemy replied to KagaRin:

MikuDemy: They’re not online yet. I’m not the kind of person to just go to their phone y’know…

MikuDemy: Like I said, it might be a bit too suspicious.

KagaRin: Oh. Alright understandable.

MikuDemy: Oh and right I forgot to add you guys mod perms.

Kaito: Wait fr?

Kaito: Despite the chaos we’ve done in the group chat?

TunaLuka: NEVER SPEAK ABOUT THAT INCIDENT.

TunaLuka: HEY WE PROMISED YOU KNOW???

Kaito: Oh fuck.

Meiko Replied To Kaito

Meiko: You idiot we promised ourselves to not.

Kaito: I KNOW.

Kaito: Oh

Kaito: Right

Kaito: Right

Kaito: Uh fuck.

Kaito: Thanks :>

MikuDemy: oh.

Meiko: What

MikuDemy: I can still see in the logs.

Meiko: OH HELP WE FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

Kaito: Oh.

MikuDemy: Um. Still anyways.

MikuDemy Replied To Kaito

MikuDemy: Yeah no problem at all (*´∇`*)

KagaRin: YES

TunaLuka: Thank you Hatsune Miku for giving us a second chance in life.

Meiko: Real thank you Hatsune Miku

KagaLen: ^ fr I can literally abuse my perms and I could probably kick Rin from this server if I was promoted fr

KagaRin: WHAT

KagaRin: BITCH

TunaLuka: .

TunaLuka: ??? Help

KagaLen: Misspelled something

KagaRin: No way you mispelled that.

KagaLen: Ok blah blah blah 

KagaLen: Why not we change our server names 🤫

KagaLen: Im bored ugh

TunaLuka: Sure but r we just gonna ignore that or what.

KagaRin: NAHH. Pretty sure he’s waiting for the ban LMAO

KagaRin: But I’m sure he’ll get it soon cuz

KagaRin: he’s been muted n banned/kicked in alot of servers b4 💀

KagaRin: And he used to be a discord kitten for nitro BYE

TunaLuka: LMAOO I saw thay

KagaLen: WDYMM 

Meiko Replied To KagaLen

Meiko: We have two eyes for a reason Len ☠️

KagaLen: Well I don’t see what’s wrong? I’m a bit of a dumbass…

MikuDemy: Well damn you are

KagaLen: NOT YOU TOO MIKU

KagaRin: LMAOO EVEN MIKU THINKS UR A DUMBASS

Dumbass Banana Mf: SHUT up.a

Dumbass Banana Mf: @KagaRin Is this one of your doings.

TunaLuka: Normal siblings fight BYE

Dumbass Orange Mf: WHART

Dumbass Banana Mf: Now we’re even.

Dumbass Orange Mf: Well damn

Meiko: 💀😭

MikuDemy: I cannot.

MikuDemy: with you two

MikuDemy: I might kick u guys out. Again.

Dumbass Orange Mf: WAIT FUCK 

Dumbass Orange Mf: NO MIKU NO.

Dumbass Banana Mf: ITS YOUR FAULY

Dumbass Banana Mf: IM BLAMING THIS ON YOU RIN

Dumbass Orange Mf: WELL OKAY? FUCK YOU ANYWAYS

TunaLuka: LOOK AT MY NEPHEWS DAWGG 💀

TunaLuka Sent A Picture Of Two Cats Fighting

Meiko: Perfectly explained Luka

Kaito: ^

TunaLuka: Thank you

MikuDemy: ??!}!!

MikuDemy: DAWG

TunaLuka: WHAT

MikuDemy: THEY’RE JOINING THE SERVER

Meiko: OH WW

Kaito: W

MikuDemy: But the one that is the least busy is MMJ so they’re joining now!! Yipee

Meiko: MMJ WW

Dumbass Orange Mf: W

Dumbass Banana Mf: MMJ W

TunaLuka: YIPEE

Kaito: WWWWWWW

MikuDemy: They’ll be joining in 39 seconds ( ̄∀ ̄)

Dumbass Orange Mf: Are you implying that they’ll be joining in Miku seconds

MikuDemy: Yes’nt


 

Notes:

yipee new chapter. I am. Mmj will come first then n25, then the next would probs be l/n

Funfact btw: I wrote this in a restaurant bcs there was nothing to do /srs

Chapter 3: :3

Summary:

ichi:
Let miku chat for once!!
Shes pur saviour. No one can compare. Not even other virtual singers.

RUITHEGAMINGBALLOON:
:3

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text


 Nightcord

  
 l    Straightest people ever  :   v
#General



        
Hey! Listen! Haru_ has joined!

Ha! Minoririn has joined!

Never gonna give Airi up.

Never gonna let Shizuku down.


Minoririn:

Hi! 

 

Airi:

Hieellllooo Airi!

 

MikuDemy:

Ahh!~ I’ve been waiting for you guys (^O^☆

 

16 people joined the server!

 

MikuDemy:

Oh, that was quick…

But ah, anyways—


MikuDemy:

Let me explain…

ichi:

omg hatsunn miky is here

ichi: 

Okay goddess mik :3

 

Mizu:

BYE.

Do vocaloids have phones??

Cuz like.

HELP. How do I dfucking say this.I WAS so.. so fucking suspicious when I saw hatsun Miku chatting to join sum random server ☠️ 

And the fact THERES THE OTHER VIRTUAL SINGERS HERE TOO…

 

Enashi:

Same like 

I was like this “wtf who is this motherfucker that’s pretending to be miku” 😭

 

MikuDemy:

Uh so…

 

HaruPeng:

HELP i fucking agree but who r some u guys

 

Anchan:

I dont know half of the people here ☠️

HaruPeng: 

Same… these names r concerning for god sake tho ☠️


Hampane:

Oh

:3

 

ichi:

Cannyu guys shyut up hatsune miku is speaking!! The hatsune miku!!!! 

Do you guys have no shame?

A goddess is talking to you. The one who made this server for us.

 

SippyHoo:

:3

 

RUITHEGAMINGBALLOON: 

:3


EMUTHEGAMINGCANDY:

:3

 

Mizu:

:3

 

MikuDemy:

okay uh anyways

 

Mizu:

Ong you know what guys?

 

K:

What?

 

EMUTHEGAMINGCANDY:

??(`・ω・´)

 

Mizu: 

Why not we uh.

change our names??

EMUTHEGAMINGCANDY:

WANDAHOI IDEA, MIZU!!!!

NENETHEGAMINGROBOT:

Yeah we could

 

Saki:

YEAH!! Great idea!!

Saki changed their name to Takis


Takis: 

Aaaahh…

I couldn’t find a decent one…

 

EMUTHEGAMINGCANDY:

ITS OKAY SAKI!! THE NAME IS SUPER DOOPER DUPAAR— WANDERHOI! (^_^)☆


EMUTHEGAMINGCANDY changed their name to WANDERHOYIST :3

 

WANDERHOYIST :3:

WANDERHOII!

But why is the :3 kinda sad 。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。

 

Mizu:

I can’t think of something,

 

NENETHEGAMINGROBOT changed their name to Nene :)

Nene :) :

Oh.

Im no longer matches with these idiots /j

 

Mizu changed their name to Embodiment of pink

 

Embodiment of pink:

I finally thought of something omg

:3

 

Enashi:

:3

 

K:

 

ichi:

UGH.

Let miku chat for once.

Shes pur saviour. No one can compare. Not even other virtual singers.

so you guys should shut ur mouth up.

 

RUITHEGAMINGBALLOON:

:3

 

ORANGEASSHOLE:

@MikuDemy this was a mistake

 

MikuDemy:

Exactly rin

 

MikuDemy changed permissions to chat on #general

 

MikuDemy:

How do I explain this?

You guys all have sekais. (´⊙ω⊙`)


Mizu and 5 others reacted with a “gasp” emoji

 

MikuDemy:

But I hope you guys will get along!

I hope.

 

RUITHEGAMINGBALLOON and 10 others reacted with a “shocked” emoji

 

MikuDemy:

Alright. I’m changing the perm to chat here

 

MikuDemy changed permissions to chat on #general

 

Embodiment of pink:

Wait so the people here have sekais?

 

MikuDemy:

Yeah.

 

Embodiment of pink:

SO MMJ HAS A SEKAI??

OMHG

OMG

 

Airi:

HELP

 

Embodiment of pink:

OMG

I am.


Enashi:

Wait so you have a sekai, @Airi?

 

Airi: 

Yeah. What does your guys miku look like?

 

TSUKASATHEGAMINGSTAR:

Our MIKU HAS BLUE CAT EARS

SHE ALSO HAVE STARS IN HER EYES

SHES CHAOTIC NGL!!

SHES BTW A :3

 

Minoririn:

Cat ears!?

CAN YOU PAT IT?

 

Airi:

Cat ears? Oh wow

Ah, I can just send something.

 

Airi sent a picture with MMJ and Miku, Rin 

 

Airi:

This is our miku or.

our free therapists.

 

Embodiment of pink:

Damn…

Our miku has heterochromia.

and, kinda emo i guess.

 

Embodiment of pink:

Your guys Miku is different from us wtf 😭

 

ichi:

Our miku is a gift from god.

beautiful, gorgeous. Charming, charismatic.


Hampane:

Our miku sucks at cooking.

i guess.

 

ichi:

Oh.

 

Embodiment of pink:

HELP

 

Embodiment of pink:

Wait

since miku said we have sekais

what does your sekai look like????

 

Anchan:

Endless streets.

so street sekai but with a cafe.

(u can drink n eat stuff there!!)

 

Enashi:

Hmmh do they cook chescake

 

Anchan:

Go to our sekai.

 

Enashi:

How?

 

Anchan:

I dont know.


Anchan:

Okay, anyways what does your sekai look like Mizu?

 

Embodiment of pink:

Its not my sekai exactly

But its a eerie place.

Cuz of the like.. grey atmosphere.

 

Anchan:

Damn…

I hope there aren’t ghosts cuz im going to heaven amen

 

Enashi:

Dw there aren’t.

Jus miku n the virtual singers

 

Anchan:

Great thanks

 

Enashi:

Whats your sekai, @Airi?

Airi:

Uhm… stage sekai?

Theres a stage you can perform, and miku & the other vocaloids practice there. We also practice there sometimes.

 

Enashi:

Ah, I see! How nice…

 

K:

Ena…

 

Enashi:

nothing.

 

Embodiment of pink:

ANYWAYS @TSUKASATHEGAMINGSTAR 

What does yourrr sekai look like:333 

im curious!!!!

TSUKASATHEGAMINGSTAR:

IM GLAD YOU ASKED!

ITS LIKE A.. HOW DO I..

 

WONDERHOYIST :3:

Colorful stuff :DDD!!! It’s like a fantasy theme park there!!!!

 

TSUKASATHEGAMINGSTAR:

OH.

UH @ichi what does your sekai look like!?!?!

ichi:

Our sekai is a classroom :3

Theres purple skies in the windows :3

 

WONDERHOYIST :3:

WOAH!! SO WANDERHOI! Although I wonder what you do there! X3

ichi:

I go there sometimes to have a breath.

 

Akitoe:

Oh wtf

I forgot to mute

Hi guys

 

Enashi kicked out Akitoe

 

Enashi: 

Fucking idiot

 

Anchan:

HELP

 

Embodiment of pink:

ENA…

 

TSUKASATHEGAMINGSTAR:

OH!? 

Never gonna give Akitoe up.

 

Akitoe:

KYS

 

Ena reacted with “I_dont_care_dns” emoji


Toyer:

Oh.

 

Hampane:

interesting enough


 

Notes:

My sleep schedule is fucking ruined by school but I forgive cause of half days 😭🥰😘

New layout cuz why tf nit

And for the others… pls help me find a name for akt and toya and others /j

Notes:

Welcome to the remake. I think it's a lot better—I tried to polish it a little.

Although there’s some, issues… with my writing. Hope you enjoy! Some vocaloids such as Meiko, Luka, Kaito will be getting a cameo in the next chapter! (๑・̑◡・̑๑)