Chapter 1: Hatsuen Ramen Makes A Server (do vocaloids even have phones 💀)
Chapter Text
Hatsune Miku pondered what she could do in the empty space at the moment.
Miku had two options: hum in the empty void or peek briefly at the sekai to observe how they changed.
“I guess I'm really bored."
After a brief pause, she murmurs, "Wait, I've got a thought! Maybe I can make a server! Uh, what was the name of the app again? "Nootcord" or "Fistcord"?"
"Ah, nevermind. I’m going to just get my phone and download the app; I’m sure that Rin has a Nootcord."
> Messengerurmom
l Random Synthesisers Lmao : v
— 2:35 P.M —
MiiDayo: Hi
Rin: Hi Miku!
MiiDayo: Hi Rin, So, um, do you have this so-called "Nootcord"?
Rin: You mean Nightcord? Yep, here’s my username: @KagaRin#0002, if you consider adding some friends.
MiiDayo: Yep, thanks Rin! I just wanted to download the app.
Rin: Oh, alright, if you want Len's Nightcord user, it's @KagaLen#0002.
MiiDayo: Thanks so much, Rin! I’ll add you guys later; I’m still making my account.
Rin: I can wait. C:
— 2:43 P.M —
MiiDayo: Alright, I have made an account; it's @MikuDemy#0001.
MiiDayo: I added you, Rin.
Rin: I was about to add you.
MiiDayo: Oh, help...
Rin: I accepted the friend request.
MiiDayo: Okay, aaaaa
Rin: I'm kind of curious about what you're doing on Nightcord…
MiiDayo: I’m creating a server right now.
Rin: What type? :o
MiiDayo: Ahm… I don't know. Maybe just gather people from other sekais to chat there? Could be fun, I guess.
Rin: Yeah, but how are we going to invite them? We don’t know their socials...
MiiDayo: Exactly.
Rin: Hey, wait don’t even tell me… What do you mean by "exactly"?
MiiDayo: We have access to their phones, right?
Rin: NO.
MiiDayo: Why not?
Rin: What if they think we are a shady group of people because they think vocaloids don’t have phones?
Rin: Or maybe they think we hacked them or something like that...
MiiDayo: If that happens, then I don't even know.
Rin: damn
MiiDayo: …
MiiDayo: Anyway, I created the server! nightcord.gg/FW0rt3pR (Pretend the last conversation between us didn’t exist.)
Rin: Oh. Anyways joined!
MiiDayo: Why not chat there too?
Rin: sure.
— 3:36 P.M —
BananaLen: What did I miss
Rin: Read. You damned Len can’t read the conversation above.
BananaLen: Ok, no need to start fights.
BananaLen: Ur already annoying.
Rin: …
Rin: No wonder why u fucking die in songs w me.
BananaLen: 50/50 chance happening
Rin: Fuck u
BananaLen: Me too!
— 3:34 A.M —
Lukea: Wtf
Lukea: I got in aschool
Lukea Sent A Image
Lukea: This school is called Zui’ran man I dont know shit
MiiDayo: … did u get isekaid
Lukea: Dunno
MiiDayo: …
Lukea: Uh anyaays I saw a rococo haired girl??
Lukea: Apparently shes Reika. Dk abt this girl 💀
MiiDayo: You fucking got isekaid.
Lukea: Oh.
MiiDayo: …
Lukea: but what am I doing in a school.
MiiDayo: Answers r up to u
MiiDayo: I cant answer that
Lukea: K
Chapter 2: Welcome, User!
Summary:
Every Vocaloids joins the Nightcord server.
Warning: L- len slander… /hj
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
NightCord
l Straightest people ever : v
#General
— 5:36 P.M —
TunaLuka just joined the server!
A Meiko has spawned in the server.
Welcome, KAI. We hope you brought pizza.
A wild KagaLen appeared.
MikuDemy Sent A Waypus Sticker
MikuDemy: Hi! So…
MikuDemy: We’re all here right?
KagaRin: Uh, yeah ig
KagaRin: Wait are you going to invite them.
KagaLen: Wdym by ‘them’…
KagaRin: Y’know already.
KagaLen: Who.
KagaLen: Oh, right how did I fucking forget them.
TunaLuka: U forget things in a daily basis that’s why!
Meiko: ^ exactly like… we just talked to them a while ago.
KagaLen: …
MikuDemy replied to KagaRin:
MikuDemy: They’re not online yet. I’m not the kind of person to just go to their phone y’know…
MikuDemy: Like I said, it might be a bit too suspicious.
KagaRin: Oh. Alright understandable.
MikuDemy: Oh and right I forgot to add you guys mod perms.
Kaito: Wait fr?
Kaito: Despite the chaos we’ve done in the group chat?
TunaLuka: NEVER SPEAK ABOUT THAT INCIDENT.
TunaLuka: HEY WE PROMISED YOU KNOW???
Kaito: Oh fuck.
Meiko Replied To Kaito
Meiko: You idiot we promised ourselves to not.
Kaito: I KNOW.
Kaito: Oh
Kaito: Right
Kaito: Right
Kaito: Uh fuck.
Kaito: Thanks :>
MikuDemy: oh.
Meiko: What
MikuDemy: I can still see in the logs.
Meiko: OH HELP WE FORGOT ABOUT THAT.
Kaito: Oh.
MikuDemy: Um. Still anyways.
MikuDemy Replied To Kaito
MikuDemy: Yeah no problem at all (*´∇`*)
KagaRin: YES
TunaLuka: Thank you Hatsune Miku for giving us a second chance in life.
Meiko: Real thank you Hatsune Miku
KagaLen: ^ fr I can literally abuse my perms and I could probably kick Rin from this server if I was promoted fr
KagaRin: WHAT
KagaRin: BITCH
TunaLuka: .
TunaLuka: ??? Help
KagaLen: Misspelled something
KagaRin: No way you mispelled that.
KagaLen: Ok blah blah blah
KagaLen: Why not we change our server names 🤫
KagaLen: Im bored ugh
TunaLuka: Sure but r we just gonna ignore that or what.
KagaRin: NAHH. Pretty sure he’s waiting for the ban LMAO
KagaRin: But I’m sure he’ll get it soon cuz
KagaRin: he’s been muted n banned/kicked in alot of servers b4 💀
KagaRin: And he used to be a discord kitten for nitro BYE
TunaLuka: LMAOO I saw thay
KagaLen: WDYMM
Meiko Replied To KagaLen
Meiko: We have two eyes for a reason Len ☠️
KagaLen: Well I don’t see what’s wrong? I’m a bit of a dumbass…
MikuDemy: Well damn you are
KagaLen: NOT YOU TOO MIKU
KagaRin: LMAOO EVEN MIKU THINKS UR A DUMBASS
Dumbass Banana Mf: SHUT up.a
Dumbass Banana Mf: @KagaRin Is this one of your doings.
TunaLuka: Normal siblings fight BYE
Dumbass Orange Mf: WHART
Dumbass Banana Mf: Now we’re even.
Dumbass Orange Mf: Well damn
Meiko: 💀😭
MikuDemy: I cannot.
MikuDemy: with you two
MikuDemy: I might kick u guys out. Again.
Dumbass Orange Mf: WAIT FUCK
Dumbass Orange Mf: NO MIKU NO.
Dumbass Banana Mf: ITS YOUR FAULY
Dumbass Banana Mf: IM BLAMING THIS ON YOU RIN
Dumbass Orange Mf: WELL OKAY? FUCK YOU ANYWAYS
TunaLuka: LOOK AT MY NEPHEWS DAWGG 💀
TunaLuka Sent A Picture Of Two Cats Fighting
Meiko: Perfectly explained Luka
Kaito: ^
TunaLuka: Thank you
MikuDemy: ??!}!!
MikuDemy: DAWG
TunaLuka: WHAT
MikuDemy: THEY’RE JOINING THE SERVER
Meiko: OH WW
Kaito: W
MikuDemy: But the one that is the least busy is MMJ so they’re joining now!! Yipee
Meiko: MMJ WW
Dumbass Orange Mf: W
Dumbass Banana Mf: MMJ W
TunaLuka: YIPEE
Kaito: WWWWWWW
MikuDemy: They’ll be joining in 39 seconds ( ̄∀ ̄)
Dumbass Orange Mf: Are you implying that they’ll be joining in Miku seconds
MikuDemy: Yes’nt
Notes:
yipee new chapter. I am. Mmj will come first then n25, then the next would probs be l/n
Funfact btw: I wrote this in a restaurant bcs there was nothing to do /srs
Chapter 3: :3
Summary:
ichi:
Let miku chat for once!!
Shes pur saviour. No one can compare. Not even other virtual singers.RUITHEGAMINGBALLOON:
:3
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Nightcord
l Straightest people ever : v
#General
Hey! Listen! Haru_ has joined!
Ha! Minoririn has joined!
Never gonna give Airi up.
Never gonna let Shizuku down.
Minoririn:
Hi!
Airi:
Hieellllooo Airi!
MikuDemy:
Ahh!~ I’ve been waiting for you guys (^O^☆
16 people joined the server!
MikuDemy:
Oh, that was quick…
But ah, anyways—
MikuDemy:
Let me explain…
ichi:
omg hatsunn miky is here
ichi:
Okay goddess mik :3
Mizu:
BYE.
Do vocaloids have phones??
Cuz like.
HELP. How do I dfucking say this.I WAS so.. so fucking suspicious when I saw hatsun Miku chatting to join sum random server ☠️
And the fact THERES THE OTHER VIRTUAL SINGERS HERE TOO…
Enashi:
Same like
I was like this “wtf who is this motherfucker that’s pretending to be miku” 😭
MikuDemy:
Uh so…
HaruPeng:
HELP i fucking agree but who r some u guys
Anchan:
I dont know half of the people here ☠️
HaruPeng:
Same… these names r concerning for god sake tho ☠️
Hampane:
Oh
:3
ichi:
Cannyu guys shyut up hatsune miku is speaking!! The hatsune miku!!!!
Do you guys have no shame?
A goddess is talking to you. The one who made this server for us.
SippyHoo:
:3
RUITHEGAMINGBALLOON:
:3
EMUTHEGAMINGCANDY:
:3
Mizu:
:3
MikuDemy:
okay uh anyways
Mizu:
Ong you know what guys?
K:
What?
EMUTHEGAMINGCANDY:
??(`・ω・´)
Mizu:
Why not we uh.
change our names??
EMUTHEGAMINGCANDY:
WANDAHOI IDEA, MIZU!!!!
NENETHEGAMINGROBOT:
Yeah we could
Saki:
YEAH!! Great idea!!
Saki changed their name to Takis
Takis:
Aaaahh…
I couldn’t find a decent one…
EMUTHEGAMINGCANDY:
ITS OKAY SAKI!! THE NAME IS SUPER DOOPER DUPAAR— WANDERHOI! (^_^)☆
EMUTHEGAMINGCANDY changed their name to WANDERHOYIST :3
WANDERHOYIST :3:
WANDERHOII!
But why is the :3 kinda sad 。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。
Mizu:
I can’t think of something,
NENETHEGAMINGROBOT changed their name to Nene :)
Nene :) :
Oh.
Im no longer matches with these idiots /j
Mizu changed their name to Embodiment of pink
Embodiment of pink:
I finally thought of something omg
:3
Enashi:
:3
K:
…
ichi:
UGH.
Let miku chat for once.
Shes pur saviour. No one can compare. Not even other virtual singers.
so you guys should shut ur mouth up.
RUITHEGAMINGBALLOON:
:3
ORANGEASSHOLE:
@MikuDemy this was a mistake
MikuDemy:
Exactly rin
MikuDemy changed permissions to chat on #general
MikuDemy:
How do I explain this?
You guys all have sekais. (´⊙ω⊙`)
Mizu and 5 others reacted with a “gasp” emoji
MikuDemy:
But I hope you guys will get along!
I hope.
RUITHEGAMINGBALLOON and 10 others reacted with a “shocked” emoji
MikuDemy:
Alright. I’m changing the perm to chat here
MikuDemy changed permissions to chat on #general
Embodiment of pink:
Wait so the people here have sekais?
MikuDemy:
Yeah.
Embodiment of pink:
SO MMJ HAS A SEKAI??
OMHG
OMG
Airi:
HELP
Embodiment of pink:
OMG
I am.
Enashi:
Wait so you have a sekai, @Airi?
Airi:
Yeah. What does your guys miku look like?
TSUKASATHEGAMINGSTAR:
Our MIKU HAS BLUE CAT EARS
SHE ALSO HAVE STARS IN HER EYES
SHES CHAOTIC NGL!!
SHES BTW A :3
Minoririn:
Cat ears!?
CAN YOU PAT IT?
Airi:
Cat ears? Oh wow
Ah, I can just send something.
Airi sent a picture with MMJ and Miku, Rin
Airi:
This is our miku or.
our free therapists.
Embodiment of pink:
Damn…
Our miku has heterochromia.
and, kinda emo i guess.
Embodiment of pink:
Your guys Miku is different from us wtf 😭
ichi:
Our miku is a gift from god.
beautiful, gorgeous. Charming, charismatic.
Hampane:
Our miku sucks at cooking.
i guess.
ichi:
Oh.
Embodiment of pink:
HELP
Embodiment of pink:
Wait
since miku said we have sekais
what does your sekai look like????
Anchan:
Endless streets.
so street sekai but with a cafe.
(u can drink n eat stuff there!!)
Enashi:
Hmmh do they cook chescake
Anchan:
Go to our sekai.
Enashi:
How?
Anchan:
I dont know.
Anchan:
Okay, anyways what does your sekai look like Mizu?
Embodiment of pink:
Its not my sekai exactly
But its a eerie place.
Cuz of the like.. grey atmosphere.
Anchan:
Damn…
I hope there aren’t ghosts cuz im going to heaven amen
Enashi:
Dw there aren’t.
Jus miku n the virtual singers
Anchan:
Great thanks
Enashi:
Whats your sekai, @Airi?
Airi:
Uhm… stage sekai?
Theres a stage you can perform, and miku & the other vocaloids practice there. We also practice there sometimes.
Enashi:
Ah, I see! How nice…
K:
Ena…
Enashi:
…
nothing.
Embodiment of pink:
ANYWAYS @TSUKASATHEGAMINGSTAR
What does yourrr sekai look like:333
im curious!!!!
TSUKASATHEGAMINGSTAR:
IM GLAD YOU ASKED!
ITS LIKE A.. HOW DO I..
WONDERHOYIST :3:
Colorful stuff :DDD!!! It’s like a fantasy theme park there!!!!
TSUKASATHEGAMINGSTAR:
OH.
UH @ichi what does your sekai look like!?!?!
ichi:
Our sekai is a classroom :3
Theres purple skies in the windows :3
WONDERHOYIST :3:
WOAH!! SO WANDERHOI! Although I wonder what you do there! X3
ichi:
I go there sometimes to have a breath.
Akitoe:
Oh wtf
I forgot to mute
Hi guys
Enashi kicked out Akitoe
Enashi:
Fucking idiot
Anchan:
HELP
Embodiment of pink:
ENA…
TSUKASATHEGAMINGSTAR:
OH!?
Never gonna give Akitoe up.
Akitoe:
KYS
Ena reacted with “I_dont_care_dns” emoji
Toyer:
Oh.
Hampane:
interesting enough
Notes:
My sleep schedule is fucking ruined by school but I forgive cause of half days 😭🥰😘
New layout cuz why tf nit
And for the others… pls help me find a name for akt and toya and others /j