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Freddy walked into Thneedville, looking around at the deserted land. The Onceler approached him.

"You look sexy!" The Onceler exclaimed, rubbing his hands on Freddy's arms.

Freddy was flustered! He covered his face, but the Onceler peeled his hands off.

"freddy... youre so beautiful.." the onceler leaned in closer. "I want you........." "what" "Sorry." The onceler cat ears went down. "I know you hate me... its ok.." The onceler then ran off with anime tears in his eyes.

Freddy ran after the onceler, tears in his eyes as well. he was determined to fix what had happened between he and the Onceler. He did truly want to bounce a quarter off of the mans ass, if you catch my drift. Jump him. Do the devils tango. Sideways dancing. Wrestling. gay anal hardcore sex. He finally found the Onceler crying in an alleyway and was quick to come to his side to comfort the green-clad man. "kittenn...... its okay....... we can esex...." freddy fagbear said to his booboo keys kitten whiskers. "w-weawwy.... :pleading_emojis:..." the Onceler replied, looking up at freddy with a very hopeful look glimmering in his twinkish eyes. "yes schnookums..." freddy said, leaning down for a big fat wet kiss with his boyfriend. Oceler didn't hesitate to return the kiss, adding tongue when freddy seemed hestitant. "I love you" freddy said once he pulled away from the shorter man. "I love you too.,..." Oceler blushed, looking down at his feet amd seeing freddy's 100000000 mile long boner. "let me help with that..." the onceler said before a plane crashed into him and freddy. 9/11, never forget.

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Aria had a secret relationship taht no one could possibly know about. Aria and the twin towers were in love and had been for a very very very long tinme. Aria loved the twin towers very dearly and went ro rghe twin towers every dat to spend time with his beloveds. Un til one day. nine. elevem. Aria bursted into tears and ran out of his house when he first heard about one of the towers being hit and collapsing, intent on trying to savge his dearly belovedsa. Sadly, aria did not get there in time and the second twin tower was hit. Aria was quick to make a detour to go check on his mistress, the oentagon. he got there just in time before the plane was able to crash into it. "PENTAGON!!!!" Area code cried. "LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

It was a fucking blood bath out there. Body parts flooded the scene it was so horrifying. Oh my god holy shit Aria what just happened good fuckin lord omg Jesus. Guess you could call this Romeo and Juliet because my god did some kids potentially did as well oh my god

The twin towers were destroyed. Aria was devastated . He went home and cried the entire night, mourning the loss of his one true love. "Im so sorry, twin towers.. I should have saved you.. But i was too late.." He then suffered a heart attack because of how absolutely broken and shattered he was. He died later that night. The end ^_^

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sans from undertale and the onceler from the lorax had been dating for some time now. they are so in love. they love each other so much. but they had NOOOO idea what was about to hit them....

THEY KISSED THEY KISSED HOLY FUCK AUUUUGH AUUUUGH COKCK

So basically to make a long fuckin story short I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up these twos’ ass-

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In the bustling town of Evershade, where magic and mystery danced among the cobblestone streets, a peculiar gathering was taking place. A convention dedicated to all things supernatural had attracted people from far and wide, including two very different individuals—Tom, an enigmatic magician known for his dark secrets, and Tord, a mischievous warlock with a knack for chaos.

As fate would have it, both Tom and Tord found themselves drawn to the same booth. Intrigued by the mystical artifacts on display, they reached for a mysterious amulet at the same time, their fingers grazing one another. A surge of energy coursed through their bodies, leaving them momentarily stunned.

Chapter 2: The Bonding Amulet

Unbeknownst to Tom and Tord, the amulet they touched was no ordinary trinket. It possessed ancient enchantments, designed to bind souls together, granting them a unique connection. From that moment onward, they found themselves inexplicably linked, unable to be far from one another without feeling a sense of longing.

At first, the duo resisted this newfound connection. Tom, accustomed to his solitude, regarded Tord with suspicion, while Tord, with his mischievous nature, saw this as an opportunity for pranks. However, as they spent more time together, they discovered hidden depths within each other that ignited an unexpected camaraderie.

Chapter 3: Secrets Unveiled

One evening, while exploring an abandoned library, Tom stumbled upon an old diary. The diary belonged to Rynn, a legendary sorceress whose powers were shrouded in mystery. As Tom and Tord delved deeper into Rynn's life, they uncovered her darkest secrets and the truth behind her disappearance.

Their shared quest for knowledge forged a deep bond between Tom and Tord. In each other's presence, they found solace and understanding, two souls connected by fate and intertwined by the amulet's magic.

Chapter 4: Unraveling the Curse

Driven by their newfound connection and the desire to break the amulet's spell, Tom and Tord embarked on a dangerous journey to locate the remnants of Rynn's power. With every obstacle they faced, their bond grew stronger, their abilities complementing one another perfectly.

As they faced fearsome creatures and treacherous trials, Tom and Tord discovered that the amulet's magic could only be broken by a true act of selflessness and understanding. Their journey became not only about breaking the curse but also about discovering the true meaning of friendship.

Chapter 5: The Power of Connection

In a climactic battle against a formidable foe, Tom and Tord risked their lives to protect one another. In that selfless act, the amulet shattered, releasing a surge of magic that broke the bond between them. However, the connection they forged remained stronger than ever.

With the curse lifted, Tom and Tord realized that they had grown to rely on and care for one another deeply. They continued their adventures together, their friendship evolving into something beautiful and unbreakable.

Epilogue: Whispers of Fate

Years passed, and the town of Evershade continued to thrive under the watchful eyes of Tom and Tord. Their bond had become legendary, inspiring tales of friendship and unity throughout the realm. They became pillars of the magical community, their pasts forever entwined, as whispers of their extraordinary journey echoed through the ages.

And so, in the heart of Evershade, the names Tom and Tord would forever be remembered as symbols of resilience, trust, and the transformative power of unexpected connections.

rynn and tomtord polyamorous gay sex

TOMTORD

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One day on a summer afternoon (in the middle of June of course). SANS was taking a walk.. an EDGY WALK >:333 Anyways he met up with the 5 fartsniffers in an EDGY alleyway to have AN O.. I MEAN HUG YES HUG. After 5 hours of… hugging.. Edgy Sans went home and never spoke of the experience again.

But.. the 5 fartsniffers broke into Edgy Sans' house. He didn't know they were the 5 fartsniffers.. He hid from them, but they found him. He shot them all 25 times each!

THE FARTSNIFFERS FAILED EDGY SANS BLOCKED ALL THE SHOTS AND WON FOREVER

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William Afton was running away form the police when he started hiking up a mountain, intent on finding a hole or cave he could hide out in until his hoard of fangirls inevitably killed every police officer in Utah and saved him. It was dark out, and William had nary a flashlight to light his way as the leaves of the tall trees dampened the moon's guiding light. After walking for what had to be an hour, William tripped over a large root from a near-by tree, and a scream was ripped from his throat when he didn't hit solid ground. He was falling down a deep dark hole, and he was assured that there was no way he could come back from a fall this high.

While embracing for death, he landed on.. flowers? They somehow made him survive. He dusted his knees off, then walked around. He finally found another room after looking around for about 50 minutes. He saw a grown man with horns and a beard. The man turned to face him.

DEKU DID 9/11

deku what?
William was sweating. He backed away from the man. He had never seen such an abomination before, but.. at the same time.. oh good lordy..... The bearded anthropomorphic goat man got closer to William, backing him into a corner. "I know what you are." And then they ###########################################################################################

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The planes that killed twin towers and 9/16 were friends with benefits. They were enemies at first, sure.. 9/16 thought that the planes that killed the twin towers were so HOT. He just could not help himself. He loved the planes that killed the twin towers beautiful smoke-fire grey orbs. He loved the planes that killed the twin towers, even after all of the suffering and murder that they caused.

9/16 finally made a move on… 9/11… yeah that’s what I can say I think

Anyways I believe it went off without any problems, the Planes agreed to a date near the formal tower’s destruction at a local Italian restaurant

the planes and 9/16 had epic gay sex. 9/11's ghost could not believe uts eyes!!!! 9/11 bursted into tears and ghosted trhu walls to find 9//1 beloved, aria

WHAT

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House? I barely even know em! Hahaha

Anyways there was this man.. who was Awesome of course.. and uhhhh

There was a house with the awesomeness!!! Wow!!!!

So the Awesome Man decided to buy said house..

awesome man and house had epic gay sex in the ass but while they were having sex the cripple started feeling crippled and he was in pain and awesome man was like "cripple' and he ran away from his beloved in a blind rage

house chased after him but fell down the stairs and died

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Ted Ash And Rynn walked into the FNAF Building. Ted Ash And Rynn were on night shift duty, not dayshift (unfortuantely for the Rynn part of the mega boyfriend). While Ted Ash And Rynn were on night shift duty, Ted Ash And Rynn saw a golden figure..........

"What the FUCK is that." Ash yelled.
"AAH THE VENGEFUL SPIRIT!" Ted screamed.
"What the fuck is happening" Rynn said.
Golden Freddy began tackling Ted. He put his metallic hands around Ted's neck and began to choke him. Ted struggled under the weight of the golden bear. When Ted Ash and Rynn came to Freddy Fazbear's this is not at all what they were expecting.

What the fuck is going on I’m genuinely confused

Freddy Fasbear from hit game Freddy fasbea ffabsgf

After this a second plane hit the pizzeria and blew up the surrounding area, rip ig

freddy/11, never forget

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"5 Minutes left until the next phight everyone!" Valk's voice echos throughout the phighting arena, notifying the phighters of the next phight. Subspace sat on the edge of the lobby, since nobody would talk to him. Obviously. However, today, subspace noticed a new phighter talking to the others in the lobby. He looked strange, having the look of a skeleton wearing the blue coat. Interesting.

The blue coated Phighter made his way over to Subspace. "hey buddy. want a hotdog? its only 5g," he said. "What the PHUCK is a g" Subspace questioned the skeleton guy. "heh. smirks. you know." The mysterious Phighter said smugly. "Did you just say 'smirks' out loud"

"Ye buddy, do'ya got an issue? It's one of my little quirks." He suddenly darkened his expression, freaking the phuck out of Subspace. "Erm. No you're just odd in general. What's your name?" Subspace smiled a little, holding his hand out to shake the new Phighter's.

"i'm sans" the world than exploded and the third impact happened the end love you speck.

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Clownpierce and Branzy were plotting something VERY EVIL they were going to KILL EVERYBODY and NO ONE WOULD MAKE IT OUT ALIVE. Little did they know their plans would be sabotaged.

SpokeIsHere was working on the creation of POOPIES and finally possibly perfected it, all he had to do was test it. He needed volunteers and so he went to ask Clownzyduo.

Clownzyduo (whoever the fuck that is) beat Spoke to death and hit the griddy immediately after. Clownzyduo were hitting the griddy everywhere showing their alpha-male-hood.

Clownzyduo found their next target, Spepticle. He's a fucking Australian, they don't like those. They snuck up on his house and also beat him to death. They started default dancing on his body.

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hyperlaser playing fnaf 3. he was playing minigame. he was looking at 8bit frddy. he got 17000000 rock hard boner (no he didnt fucking tanny). and was suddently sucked into the GAM INTESELF!!! there he saw 8shit feedyy."oh mybod" hyperlaser sIaod" hyperkaser said
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"im 8bit fredyd" freddy said smwith 8bit smile. "welcome to ih uh uhhhh erg erhher her erh" SUDDENLT SANS SHOWEED UP!P!P!!!!!!!!!!

"erg ehr ehr erhnehehr her her herheerher herh (hey kitten)" 8bit fredyd blushed. hylrasasr hot ANGRY!Q!!!! SANS WAS STEALINBHIS POOKIE OOKIE WOOKIE DOOKIE SHOOKIE COOKIE ROOKIE BERA !!!! this was BAD. hyperlaser unzipped his pants and pulld out his hyperlaser (the gn) and he shot sans to death

"why was tehre a massive gun in yer pants" freddy asked. hyoerlaer shurgged. "ok well we have to escape to thevreal world to get amrried now"

freddy was confused on why hyperlaser avoided his question, but he brushed it off for now. they were travelling through the ufkcing minigames and shit and hyperlaser helped 8bit freddy escape the machines.

They got marruied i hate gay people

after they got married freddy went "hey lets go back to the hotel. wink wink." and hyperlaser was like "ok" so they went back to the hotel and started Doing it.

while 8bit freddy was absolutely going down on hyperlaser he did not even realize that the sheer amount of FUCKING had KILLED HYPERLASER. "damn babe that was the best sex of my life" he said, Unaware that hyperlaser was fucking dead. "hyperlaser what happened" suiddenly hyperlaser revived from the dead and he was like "squid game" what the fuck am i doing with my life. the end

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The Mpreg Twin Towers were standing innocently in New York. Speck, a mere 4 month old, was sitting by them. They were goo-ing and gaga-ing, oblivious to the PLANE ABOUT TO STRIKE ONE OF THE TOWERS!!!!!!!!

Speck gasps seeing the plane approaching the towers fast. What should they do? They certainly couldn't let the towers get hit, since thjey were mpregnant, but they were also a baby. but also they are not a baby i would like the specify speck is very much 14 years old i hate all of you. but speck cannot do anything to stop the plane.

Baby speck helplessly watches as the first plane strikes the towers. Then he realizes that he is not even supposed to be alive right now he is literally not even in the womb at this point what the fuck is happening

Speck, who honestly shouldn't be here, watched as the twin towers and planes turned to a horizontal angle and became a weird non-human centipede. He was horrified and began to cry as New York was crushed by this abomination of mankind. It was very graphic but this is rated all ages.

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It was a sunny morning, Vincent was walking around his neighborhood in New York. He began to gaze at the sky and admire the nature and clouds when he saw a plane lower than it should be. He watched in horror as the plane crashed into one of the twin towers and could not comprehend what he had seen.

vincent was in shock. how could this happen??!?!?!?!??!!? he became giant vincent (inflation??? ifk ) and he gravbed the othe rtwin tower who was now a human man for some fucking reaosn bro idk. so anyways he ran away as there were hundreds of planes CHASING THE<!!!! "dont worry i'll save u" vincent winked at twin tower

twin tower blushed and giggled as vincent dodged 1010100289208373656179497 planes aand started fighting them while still being able to hold twin tower bridal style without dropping them. Then, on the horizon, Aria showed up.

Twin Tower was in shock. Was his ex really here... right now!? Aria growled, and all the planes exploded in fear. Vincent put Twin Tower down and stood in front of him in a protective manner, ready to fight for his right to call Twin Tower his own. Vincent would not back down, but neither would Aria. They began circling each other.

Aria flung himself towards Vincent, but he dodged. Vincent flung an animatronic head towards them, but they dodged.

Aria threw a plane wing into Vincent, killing him IMMEDIATELY. She wiped the sweat off of her forehead, then faced the Twin Tower.

Aria began performing a sacred ritual, one that nobody else knew. It would resurrect the other Twin Tower. They would become whole again. She grabbed a bunch of planes and put them in a triangle.

They took a deep breath and began reciting "Story of Undertale" by Logan Hugueny-Clark. The other Twin Tower rose from the ground, and they were all happy forever.

Unfortunately, they did NOT live happy forever. The other twin tower IMMEDIATELY started beating the SHIT out of the other twin tower in front of Aria. Both twin towers died and went to HELL. They DIED HORRIBLY FOR ETERNITY.

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Sans had been walking around New York for a while, checking out the sights and shops the city had to offer, when suddenly, he heard a loud explosion. He began running towards the source of the explosion.

The first twin tower had been hit, smoke pluming up from the crash site. Sans was in awe. He couldn't believe that he had been so unlucky to be in New York when this attack happened. He was just a visitor, after all. He ran towards the towers, wanting to save as many people as he possibly could. He never would have imagined that he would be saving the towers themself. 

"Help me!" The hit tower screamed in pain. "Please help me!" They cried. Sans, now realizing what he had to do, jumped into action and began ripping the tower off of it's foundation. Once the tower was free to run, he saved the other one too.

Little did he know, the other twin tower was about to have BIRTH. Sans rushed over to the other tower with his awesome teleporting abilities and helped the other twin tower push the baby out. The twin tower started crying in pain. The rubble was coming

THE RUBBLE FUCKING KILLED THE BABY TWIN TOWER

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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I LITERALLY WROTE TOMTORD WHY ARE THERE 2 TOMTORDS NOW I HATE YOU ALL

TOM AND TORD WONT STOP PHIGHTING! P-H-I-G-H-T THAT KIND OF PHIGHTING!

Tord started to slightly panic as Tom moved his face to his neck, starting to lightly nibble on it meanwhile Tord hoped that Edd and Matt would come back soon. “Thomas… get off of me…” Tord tried to speak in a firm voice, but it was pretty hard when Tom’s biting his neck and creating hickeys.

He kind of blacked out after that, his vision only coming back while Tom was slamming himself into him, trying to get full submission (which was harder than what Matt said it would be.) However, he did end up getting that after Tord was fully aware, because he could barely even form a single word.

Tom was cringing, wondering how Tord was managing to arch his back that much as he was screaming at the top of his damn lungs. “Shut up… you’re giving me a headache…” Tom growled as he grabbed Tord’s throat and choked him, which delivered the message that he needs to be quiet unless he wanted a beating.

If Tord had to be completely honest, he was genuinely confused when Tom was nuzzling him and using a wash cloth to clean the sweat off of him. He couldn’t form any sentences, just a small whimper as the wash cloth got near his ass. “I know it hurts, Commie.” Tom said as he wrapped Tord in a soft blanket after cleaning him up and dressing himself, while Tord’s clothes were on the floor.

Tord just sat in the soft blanket quietly, thinking about his life choices as Tom called Edd and told him to come back. Tord was questioning what was going on, and why he was whimpering and whining when Tom was more than Ten feet away from him. It felt like he was in a Tenth ring of hell, and he did not like it. At all

WHAT THE FUCK

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The Booty Creak Cheek Freak had taken a new job since being a demon chasing people who take a shit in your bathroom doesn't make a lot of money. He became a intergalactic scientist (they had gotten a PHD in astrophysics when they were younger). They were put on a space ship, named the Skeld. They had many new coworkers dressed in colorful astronaut gear. Amongst this crowd was someone donned in red, only known by that color. Red was deemed "sus" by the other coworkers, but if anything BCCF thought he was a swell guy.

That was until people started dying. Coworker after coworker would go missing and turn up dead some time later. You can guess where everyone pointed their fingers.

Everyone pointed at the Booty Cheek Creak Freak and went "BOOTY CHEEK CREAK FREAK." BCCF started crying. Suddenly, one crewmate stood up. "I don't think its BCCF." It was red. Everyone started agreeing. Red then said "Hey BCCF you should come with me to electrical." BCCF agreed.

Red and BCCF were so close! They were best friends, but..

BCCF saw Red kill. He shuddered, and then Red turned around. He had a huge tentacle coming out of his face. It disappeared quickly, and then he smiled at BCCF.

HE KILLED BCCF?!?!

i dont know what the fuck to write for this. im too tomtord.

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Clownpierce and Branzy were in Among Us. Clown was the impostor and killed someone in front of Branzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He JAWDROPPED. JAWDROP. JAW DROP. JAWDROP. Clownpierce snarled at Branzy.

Branzy did not mind that clown was the imposter. Clownpierce and branzy gay. They kiss in among us. Clown is the imposter btw. and they kiss

they keep kissing. its really scary. its like theyre fusing together at the mouth. what the fuck

eventually clown gets voted out but they cant kick him out because hes fused to branzy so they have to keep him alive

they became one person and had no sex ever again