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Sparrow, about his fedora: Swag is for boys, class is for men.
Ginger: Baking. Because murder is wrong.
The Evil Queen: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes*
The Evil Queen: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
Darling: I just ended a four year relationship.
Rosabella: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Darling: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship. *Motions to Apple and Daring*
Daring: Truth or dare?
Hopper: Dare.
Daring: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Hopper: Hey Ginger?
Ginger: Yeah?
Hopper: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Briar.
Lizzie, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Kitty, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Maddie, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Cedar, trembling: What are we playing?
Faybelle, about Duchess: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird, but emotionally? Imagine the toll.
Raven, on Legacy Day: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Raven: Fuck.
Dexter: We've got to work on your cursing.
Raven: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.
Apple, popping out of nowhere: Did you say curse?
Sparrow: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
Apple after freeing the Evil Queen: Well, well, well... if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that I messed up bad.
Ashlynn: Me and hunter aren't dating!
Blondie: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Ashlynn: Honey?
Hunter: Yes, dear?
Ashlynn:
Blondie: Don't ever lie to my face again.
Raven: I wish I had siblings.
Briar: My little brothers once sat on me and farted until I passed out.
Cerise: Ramona duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once.
Giles: When I was four Milton locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on an Christmas Eve.
Headmaster Grimm: Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong.