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2023-06-12
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2025-10-22
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My FanFic Smut Captions

Summary:

Porn captions of celebrities, characters, influencers, public figures etc.

There are varying themes throughout but maledom and dubcon content will pop up a good bit. I try to keep my stuff tonally light but those topics can supersede tone.

Disclaimer: misogyny is bad and clear consent is very important in real life. This is just dumb, porn logic nonsense and all purely fictional and not reflective of my actual views of the world. Also, all pics/gifs will be 18+. If I write about a character that isn't 18+ in canon, I will be aging them up/going by the actors' age.

I have a running short story collection (https://archiveofourown.info/works/35268832) but have started to write enough captions that I think it justifies separating them out into their own thing.

I will be releasing them in groups as "chapters". Multi part "stories" will get their own chapters; otherwise, I will just post a chunk of them as a chapter whenever I have 8 or 10 ready to publish.

Chapter 1: Selena Gomez and the Jerk Off Target Laws (4 pic set)

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Chapter 2: New Captions 6/12/23 (12 captions)

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Guess the NBA playoffs have really put basketball on my mind lol

Chapter 3: Captions previously published in Short Fanfic story

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Notes:

The Good Place captions are a continuation of this short story I did
https://archiveofourown.info/works/35268832/chapters/107430129

The Rodrigo pic is a summary of a different chapter https://archiveofourown.info/works/35268832/chapters/106339842 in that collection. I have caption-tized almost all of my short stories for other sites but this one turned out particularly well.

Chapter 4: The Latina Propaganda Push (8 image set)

Summary:

As always, this is just dumb porn nonsense. Deeply unserious and unrepresentative of anything irl

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Chapter 5: New Caps 7/9/23 (8 pic set)

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Chapter 6: 9 captions (Celebs/Characters) 7/28

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**Spoilers for Barbie in these last 2 captions**

 

Turn away if you don't want spoilers

 

Chapter 7: Sept 5th Caption dump (8 Caps)

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Chapter 8: 9/21 New Caption Set: Facials and Blowjobs Galore

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Full disclosure: Emma Stone actually played a partially Chinese character but I didn't realize that until halfway through and decided to just ignore that to make the premise of the caption work.

Chapter 9: 10/20 Caption Batch

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Little 2 parter here

Chapter 10: 12/12 Caption Set

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Might have gotten weirder than usual with this batch

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Chapter 11: Mix of Celebs and Influencers this time

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I put together all my caps of influencers with some pics and gifs to try to give a little context for those of you who don't know them. The context is mostly just that they are hot https://www.imagefap.com/gallery/11944118

Also just uploaded a chapter of 4 short short stories on my short story set. Haven't been super active with stories lately, but I want to write more.

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Chapter 12: Big Batch of Short, Dialogue Heavy Caps

Summary:

as always this is dumb porn nonsense. Don't be a weirdo irl

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Chapter 13: Mostly influencers caps. Timestop, maledom, and exhibitionism heavy

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To be clear, none of the influencers (or Priyanka Chopra) are actually in the porn images gifs, It's just a style called fuxtaposition,

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These 2 are not duplicates, just the same image inspo but a different caption


Chapter 14: Spooky Season Caps

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Weirder and darker than usual but that just comes with the theme. As always everything here is 100% fictional and dumb

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Chapter 15: A bit darker and weirder of a caption batch this time

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Obviously a few of these are caps/ideas left over from Halloween. One of these is my meanest caption yet imo so sorry about that. Just to clarify again this is all coming from dumb horny porn logic and not a hateful place

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Chapter 16: New Year New Captions!

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These next 4 are a little story. A bit darker I think

 

Chapter 17: SONY Says (hypnosis anthology set)

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Chapter 18: Actually some legit celebs in this batch

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as always this is porn nonsense and misogyny etc is bad irl

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Chapter 19: Happy Valentine's Day (very loose theme)

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Chapter 20: Objectification and how to benefit from it

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Chapter 21: Set Up

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Chapter 22: Stay in your lane

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Chapter 23: "Sexual Liberation"

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Chapter 24: Easter Game

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Chapter 25: Response Requested

Summary:

Comments are always welcome but especially for this one. Also just straight up taking one of the prompts and using it for your own caption/story is totally cool with me. Would appreciate a heads up so I can read it tho.

Also started a story on CHYOA that I have no immediate plans to try to transfer over here, just hard given the structure. https://chyoa.com/story/Maledom-Worlds.68073

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I really like the framing of that Erika picture so here are 2 alternate versions. Can't promise I won't return to that well again either.

Chapter 26: Response Requested 2

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Chapter 27: Tricked and/or Turned

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Chapter 28: Questions for you, the reader

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Alright guys and.. well probably just guys lol. I have a fair number of "choice games" that I've posted elsewhere but not here. I've held off on posting them since they feel out of touch with the general vibe here but a lot of them blur the line between game and caption. So my question to you all is are you interested and if so should it be it's own "story" or just featured as chapters here?

Here's the framing/rules of my latest one and a sample slide as an example (with the eternal caveat that this is dumb porn nonsense and clear consent is vital irl)

 

Oh and I post them over on Imagefap if you want to see more now https://www.imagefap.com/organizer/585067/Captions-and-Choice-Games

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Also if anyone writes and posts here, I'm also looking for tips on converting this CHYOA story to AO3. https://chyoa.com/story/Maledom-Worlds.68073
Just logistically, it's tough since there are legit differing paths, I'm not ready to commit to an ending for anything yet, and I don't know if any single story there is really worthy of its own post.

Chapter 29: Bullies, Asians, and Absurdism

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2pt Giant story


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Investigation 3 pt story



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2pt bully story (water sport warning)

This one might have been posted already

Chapter 30: Magic, Maledom, and Cucking: Oh My

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This caption was meant to part of a bigger set all set in an alternate timeline where women randomly freeze and can only be unfrozen by a creampie of some kind. So if that intern freezes, be a good guy and go dump a load deep in her tight pussy. But if a bitchy empresses freezes...

Chapter 31: Save or: A Heavily Captioned Choice Game

Summary:

A game set in a pornier world, with morals turned down and horniness turned up. What strikes your fancy, taking advantage or playing the hero? Maybe you like to live in that gray area in between

Notes:

As always this is ficitonal porn nonsense. Consent and respect are vital irl.

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