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It was a very sunny day outside. Birds are chirping in happiness. Squirrels and rabbits are running around the neighborhood. Everything seems like a very lively day. But inside  the basement of a house where everything there is clean lies three figures sleeping on a yellow couch. One of them is a tall brown-skinned boy with black hair, a gray shirt, and sky blue shorts. Sleeping on top of him is a blue donkey with black hair, black hooves, and black nose. The insides of his ears are black. An American flag is shown on the left side of his body. His size is similar to a TV remote. Next to the blue donkey is a blue and white zig-zagged striped fox with black eyelashes who is around the same size as the donkey. The insides of her ears are pink. The three figures were sleeping until a figure quietly came down to the basement. The figure was holding an airhorn in his right hand. The figure pressed the button of the airhorn which made that sound, waking up the three figures.

"Ayo, what gives?" Said the boy.

"You tryna give us a heart attack?" Said the donkey.

"Why interrupt my beauty sleep, jerk?" Said the fox.

"My bad, folks." Said the figure. The figure is revealed to be a humanoid rhinoceros. His head and body structure is identical to the brown-skinned boy. The trio open their eyes to see who and what woke them up.

"Oh, it's you, Rye." The boy said. He notices the airhorn in Rye's hand. "You woke us up with an airhorn?"

"Yes, I did." Rye said.

"What's the point of you doing that to wake us up like that?" The fox said.

"I just wanted to show you guys an app game which I created." Rye said.

"What game is it?" The donkey asked.

"It's called 'My Matchmaker'." Rye responded.

"How does the game work?" The boy asked. "I asked because it's an app game, and you're the creator."

"Good question, Edward." Rye said. "Since this is an app, all I have to do is either scan your face or type in your name to see who is most likely to be your love interest."

"Really, is that so?" Edward said. "Well then, how about you demonstrate me first, then Lefty the donkey, and finally Atlas the fox?"

“Sure, I can do that.” Rye said. “Let me pull my tablet and open up the game.” Rye goes through his backpack and pulls out his tablet. The backpack sports a blue color and the tablet sports a white color, and has “Blackview” brand on the back.

“I highly doubt that I will find my love match.” Lefty said.

“I agree.” Atlas said. "Matchmaker devices cannot determine who my soulmate will be.”

“Well, I guess we’ll have to find out and see.” Edward said.

“Okay, guys.” Rye said. “I just opened up the “My Matchmaker” app. So right now, let me scan your faces to see who your potential lover is. Let’s start with you, Edward.”

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“Alright, let’s see what this app can do.” Edward said as Rye scans him with the tablet. Rye then shows the trio the front side of his tablet for them to look at what the game looks like. The background is orange with pink hearts. One the left shows Edward’s scanned face in an orange box while on the right shows a question mark.

“That’s what the game looks like?” Atlas asked.

“That’s right!” Rye responded.

“The background has a fitting touch.” Said Lefty.

“It sure does!” Rye said. “Alright, Edward. I need you to press the orange button that says ‘Spin the wheel’.”

“Sure thing, Rye.” Edward said he presses the button. The wheel spins up rapidly until it slowly lands and stops at an image of a girl with brown hair.

“Oh, look! The wheel landed on Alissa Prosdocimi. How nice!” Edward said.

“Well, would you look at that?” Rye said in a surprised tone.

“Remind me, who is Alissa Prosdocimi again?” Asked Atlas.

“Alissa J. Prosdocimi is a girl of Italian descent that Edward met in the fifth grade when he was placed in the same classroom as her.” Lefty explained. “There was never any type of smoke between them until that Friday happened.”

“What happened that Friday?” Atlas asked again.

“This time I will explain, Atlas. Sweatshirt Hart took me and my class to the gym inside the school on the third floor. After he left, the gym teacher gave us an activity in which everybody had to participate in the game ‘Tag’. The gym teacher chose three people to be taggers, and he didn’t give us a base where we can’t be tagged, so we just ran around the gym to avoid being tagged.” Edward said.

“What did you do to avoid being tagged?” Atlas asked.

“Everyone ran away from the taggers while I stood there and tried to grab one of them, and that was when tension erupted. And by tension, I mean that is when she tried playing the victim by saying that I hit her which I did not. All I did was make an attempt to grab her and that’s it. But everyone, including my own family, turned against me.” Edward explained.

“Did you try to defend yourself when it happened?” Atlas asked in a curious tone.

“No one gave me a chance to speak up because they’re too stubborn to listen. They just jumped to conclusions, and blamed it on me.” Edward said.

“It must’ve been that hard for you to endure all that.” Atlas said.

“It really was hard. Thanks to that incident, I can’t stop thinking about her.” Edward said.

“I guess that might be why the machine made Alissa your love match.” Lefty said.

“Maybe, but I highly doubt that me and her would be a thing. It’s been 11 years since I left her school. She probably won’t remember me like that after a long time. But hey, only time will tell though. If I were to meet her again, I would probably start over and become friends with her.” Edward said.

“I agree.” Rye said. “It’s not like anyone you haven’t seen in 20 years will recognize immediately.”

“That’s true, Rye. Anyways, let’s continue the matchmaker thing.” Edward said.

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“Right, sir. Okay, Lefty. You’re up.” Rye said as he scans Lefty’s face. Rye then gives Lefty the tablet to press the ‘Spin the wheel’ button. Lefty presses it and the wheel rapidly spins until it slowly lands and stops. Unlike with Edward, the wheel lands a red circle with a slash in it.

“Wow, the wheel landed on the no sign.” Rye said. 

“Sucks to it then, but whatever. I don’t need some machine to tell who I’m likely to hook up with.” Said Lefty, satisfied with the results.

“Okay, my turn to go, Rye.” Said Atlas in an excited tone.

“Gotcha. Just stay still so I scan your face.” Rye said. Rye then scans Atlas’ face with the tablet. “Just press the button whenever you’re ready.” Atlas then taps on the screen to press the button. The wheel spins until it stops. Just like with Lefty, the wheel lands at the no sign.

“Unbelievable. The wheel stops at the no sign once again.” Rye said in a surprised tone.

“Aww, I really thought it was gonna land on some hunky guy.” Atlas said, disappointed with the results.

“Well, I guess the matchmaker app needs some updates. But then again, every guy you see in the streets walk away from you, and pretend that you don’t exist.” Edward said in an explanatory tone.

“I suppose you’re right though.” Atlas said in a slightly sad tone.

“Okay, then. Now that my work is done, I’ll leave you guys alone for now.” Rye said, satisfied that the app works perfectly. Edward then stops Rye from leaving, as he wants to do one more thing. 

“Rye, before you go, can you find a love match for Team Supernaturals and Team Problem Solvers? I ask because I see the results.” Edward said in a curious tone. Atlas shows confusion to what Edward just said.

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“Team Supernaturals?!! Team Problem Solvers?!! Who are those people?” Atlas asked in a surprised but confused tone.

“Team Supernaturals is a group consisting of 4 girls who may have powers beyond nature or have encountered supernatural creatures at one point of their lives. They have also camped in dangerous areas to the point where they might receive serious injuries. Don’t ask if the name comes from a TV show because it doesn’t. It’s just a team name I came up with on my own. As for Team Problem Solvers, it’s a group of 4 girls who have their own way of solving disputes that usually involve singing a song. They seem to really like animals a lot. Like Team Supernaturals, all members may have special abilities of their own.” Edward explained.

“And I suppose the members of both teams are fictional characters from different shows and movies, right?” Atlas asked.

“Yes, they all come from different shows and movies.” Edward responded.

“Can you name all the members of both teams?” Atlas asked.

“Yes, I can. I will only name the main members though because it’s easier for me to remember who they are. First, I will name the members of Team Problem-Solvers and then Team Supernaturals. The following members of Team Problem Solvers are Dora Marquez, the Hispanic explorer who loves to go on adventures with her talking monkey friend Boots, and has all the equipment inside her talking backpack, including a talking map. Milli, the frontgirl of a mathematical team called Team Umizoomi who can create a pattern to match her dress. Kai-Lan Chow, the Chinese adventurer who has a very big heart and admires those who make her super happy. Last but not least, their leader Ella, the fairytale princess and contestant of a survival game called Total Drama who loves to sing and wants to be friends with everyone. As for Team Supernaturals, the members are Gretchen Gritcherson, the chipmunk-fearing karate camper from a creepy camp called Camp Lakebottom who longs to be the #1 Beauty Pageant after losing to a bratty blonde girl. Candy Chiu, the boy-crazed Korean camper from another crazy camp called Gravity Falls who wears glasses, is very cheerful and likes spending time with her friends. Penelope von Schweetz, the energetic supreme ruler of candy-themed racing game called Sugar Rush and one of the best racers who enjoys a challenge from her rivals and is also a very cheerful little girl. Last and most important, their leader Dawn, the aura-reading moonchild and fellow contestant of Total Drama who loves nature, likes to meditate when not active, and can communicate with animals." Edward said.

“You really gave out such a big explanation there, Edward.” Lefty said.

“Hey, it’s what I do.” Edward responded.

“So, remind me again. What were the special abilities of both teams?” Atlas asked.

“For Team Problem Solvers, Ella, the group’s leader, can use her singing to attract the animals to come to her aide, Milli, as mentioned before, can create a pattern of any kind on her dress and use it to apply on an object, can use her pigtails as a measurement tool towards said object and said pigtails can extend further. While Dora and Kai-Lan don’t have permanent abilities, Dora can summon the stars from her backpack to help her do various things with her and Kai-Lan at one point had an outfit that lets her jump very high. As for Team Supernaturals, well, Candy doesn’t really have any special abilities, but she can give herself one if she’s up for it. Her given special ability would be either wielding the powers of a magic keyboard for serious purposes only, or she can use her glasses to translate written text if it’s a language not native to Korea and/or use it for X-ray vision. Gretchen doesn’t have a permanent ability, but at one point her hands glew white and she would start seeing things that will occur in the future. So, in other words, Gretchen had the ability to see the future whenever her hands glow pale white. Penelope has—.” Edward stopped before Atlas interrupted him.

“Wait, wait, wait. Penelope?!!” Atlas said. “Which Penelope are you talking about?”

“I just said her full name earlier. Penelope von Schweetz from Sugar Rush inside Ralph’s universe. A.k.a. Candy Princess.” Edward said in an annoyed tone. Atlas then realized who he was talking about and wanted to correct him.

“Penelope von Schweetz. Hmmm... Wait a minute! Her name is not Penelope. It’s Vanel—.” Atlas stopped as Edward interrupted her.

“NO!!! I literally meant to say Penelope, so roll with me until the very end and no more interruptions, okay?” Edward said. “For all intents and purposes, this is what we’re all going to refer to her as.

“Alright, fine. Do as you wish.” Atlas said.

“Thank you.” Edward said as he continued his explanation. “As I was saying, Penelope has the ability to teleport via glitching, which was caused by some crazy circumstances. In addition, she can use her glitch as an advantage to prevail over rivals. Dawn, the group’s leader, has psychic-based powers, such as teleportation, which is very different from Penelope’s version since Dawn is not a glitch, telepathy, which she mostly uses on quiet people and animals, and most notably her aura vision which enables her to read and see people’s aura to the point where she can view people’s background. It is kinda similar to mind reading though. That said, I’m finished giving you guys info about their abilities.”

“I wonder if any of the girls can possess haki if they were in the world of One Piece.” Lefty said.

“Both teams can possess haki but they might not possess all three types. Some can only use armament, observation, or the supreme king’s power. But they might even possess one or two types. Maybe even all three types.” Edward said.

“Who would you say would possess haki?” Lefty asked.

“All members of Team Problem Solvers would possess all three types of haki, including the advanced forms. However, since the girls are pacifists, they would use it depending on the situation. They all would use advanced armament to free their animal friends from deadly, explosive cuffs. Plus, Dora and Kai-Lan can use the normal armament on their legs to their advantage when playing soccer or kickball if they want to, but they may have to restrain themselves from severely hurting their friends; Milli, on the hand, can apply the normal armament to enhance her karate skills to smash through objects. They all would use observation to sense a nearby figure or object. Since all members have royal qualities and/or ambitious goals, they can apply the supreme king’s power to tame violent animals such as tigers, bears, sasquatches, and sharks.” Edward explained. Atlas wanted to speak but Lefty stopped her, knowing the chaotic results fully well.

“As for Team Supernaturals, I feel like only Gretchen, Penelope and Dawn would possess all three types, with Candy possessing two types. It’s fitting for Gretchen to possess all three types since she’s a brawler, predicted the future in one episode, and desires to surpass an alpha brat to become #1. In Dawn's case of using armament, she's going to need something to help Mother Earth protect nature from harm. Since she’s not much of a fighter, she can apply the advanced armament to free herself and her friends from deadly, explosive cuffs. As for observation and the supreme king’s power, it suits her really well. She can sense a presence nearby with her aura vision, and can even enhance her aura vision further. She can tame animals and has strong ambitions to win a million to help Mother Earth. If it wasn’t for a low-class dirt farmer who loves causing losses for his team just so that he can vote all his teammates to be the only one left to win the money, Dawn would’ve dominated the competition. For Penelope to use the supreme king’s power, it completely fits her really good. After all, she is a princess and has strong ambitions like wanting to be the best racer and stuff. As for using observation, it would be useful for her to sense nearby figures and objects. For her to use armament as well, it might be an interesting case since she isn’t really a fighter like that. But in Disney Infinity, she is shown to use her glitching to bash through enemies. Maybe she can apply armament to enhance her glitching. Since Candy is the only member of Team Supernatural who doesn’t have royal qualities and/or strong ambitions, the only two types of haki she can use are armament and observation. This is very fitting for her since she has a habit of coming up with ways to improve the human body. In her own words, this is her ‘improvement of human being.’” Edward said, finally finished with his explanation about haki. 

“You’re such a smart guy, Ed.” Lefty said. 

“Thanks, Lefty.” Said Edward. “Okay, Rye. So, what do you say? Just one more game?”

“Actually, you guys can have the tablet to play the matchmaker. I’m going to use the can. Enjoy!” Rye said as he headed upstairs.

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“Now then, time to type in their names to see who is most likely their love match.”  Edward said.

“I hope the wheel lands on what I expected.” Said Atlas.

“You’ll have to wait and see.” Said Lefty.

“Okay, guys come closer so that you can see the matchmaker’s results.” Edward said as Lefty and Atlas moved closer towards him. “Alright, now let’s continue the matchmaker game starting with Team Supernaturals. Going up first is Gretchen Gritcherson as the starting member of the team.” Edward types in Gretchen’s name and the image loads and shows the head of a light-skinned girl with black hair tied in red pigtails. He presses the ‘spin the wheel’ button, and the wheel rapidly spins until it slowly lands and stops. The wheel landed on an image showing the head of a blue elephant wearing a cap. This made the trio burst into hard laughter.

“Oh, wow! Gretchen’s love match is Stompy the Elephant, one of Kai-Lan’s animal friends on her show. Yo, that is so funny.” Lefty said. Rye then came downstairs to see what’s going on. 

“What are you guys laughing at? He asked. Lefty comes towards Rye’s direction and whispers in his ear.

“WHAT?!!” Rye yelled surprisingly. “Gretchen’s love match is Stompy the Elephant? Man, that is so funny!”

“It is. But then again, it makes 100% sense that her love match is an elephant. Contrary to what people stated about her and her cabinmate McGee, Gretchen has never shown romantic interest in him at all throughout her time in the show. She mostly sees McGee as a friend and brother rather than a potential boyfriend, and at times she can act oblivious and indifferent towards McGee if he becomes affectionate towards her. The same goes for the other guys who either showed or are implied to have a thing for Gretchen. For an elephant to be Gretchen’s ideal love match, I find it reminiscent of an episode of Jerry Springer where a man marries a horse.” Edward said.

“Oh, yeah!” Lefty said while chuckling. “I’ve heard about that one.”

“Us too!” Atlas and Rye said in unison.

“Plus, it takes me back to the episode of Camp Lakebottom where the crazy circus clown returns and the bottom dwellers befriend an elephant named Floppy. Floppy was showing a lot of affection towards Gretchen, and unlike some of the male characters who either showed or may have shown a romantic interest in her, Gretchen returned the affection towards him since she was the one who was most concerned for Floppy out of all the campers of Camp Lakebottom. After Gretchen and her cabinmates McGee and Squirt rescued Floppy from being mind controlled by that clown dude, she was so relieved that Floppy was safe and sound that she started showing affection to him the same way he was showing her, and Gretchen glared at her cabinmates in a tone where it was as if she were to say ‘Do you boys mind?’ I imagine Stompy showing Gretchen the same type of affection to her just like Floppy.” Edward said.

“I bet if Floppy can turn into a human, Gretchen would fall for him with Floppy as a human returning the affection, and they would officially be going out as a couple. The same can apply to Stompy if he was Floppy.” Rye said.

“Exactly!” Lefty exclaimed. “No matter if they are human or not, Gretchen would still love either of those two for who they really are.”

“That’s right, Lefty. No one can discriminate against anyone based on their species.” Edward said.

“I do hope Melissa Altro won’t be furious if she found that the matchmaker app made Gretchen an ideal love match to an elephant from a different world.” Atlas said in a worried tone. “After all, she is Gretchen’s voice actor.”

“ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!!” Edward yelled in a surprised tone. “There’s no way that Melissa Altro would be pissed about Stompy the Elephant being Gretchen Gritcherson’s ideal lover.”

“I agree with you, Ed.” Lefty said in agreement.

“Instead of being pissed, Melissa Altro would be laughing by now at the results of Gretchen’s ideal match, knowing it’s way too funny for her to feel anger towards a machine pairing Gretchen and Stompy as an ideal couple.” Edward said. “And I’m pretty sure the creators of Gretchen feel the same way as well.”

“Yep, Ed. I can see Altro laughing at the results if she found out.” Rye said.

“That’s right, Rye. No one can ever be mad at a machine for pairing random people as a couple if it is too funny. With that being said, let’s continue with the matchmaker game.” Said Edward.

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“Alright, so who is next on the list?” Lefty said.

“Well, I did say that Team Supernaturals is going first, and since Gretchen is out, Candy Chiu is up next.” Edward said.

“I hope the wheel lands on Dipper Pines, the twin brother of Candy’s best friend Mabel Pines.” Atlas said. “People are saying that he and Candy are meant to be.”

“We'll just wait and see.” Lefty told Atlas.

“Alright, guys. Come closer so that you can see the results.” Edward said as Rye, Lefty and Atlas came closer to his direction. Edward then types Candy’s name on the screen. The image loads and shows the head of a light-skinned girl with black long hair and glasses. Edward then presses the button to spin the wheel. The wheel rapidly spins until it slowly lands and stops. Much to Atlas’ disappointment, the wheel on an image showing the head of a light-skinned boy with spiky brown hair. 

“Well, would you look at that? The wheel landed on McGee, Gretchen’s cabinmate." Edward said.

“Aww!” Atlas exclaimed in disappointment. “And I thought the wheel was gonna land on Dipper.”

“Well, it didn’t. And it’s a good thing it didn’t happen.” Lefty said. “I believe McGee is more suitable as a boyfriend for Candy Chiu than Dipper.”

“That’s right, Lefty.” Edward said. “And do you want to know why this is the case, Atlas?”

“Yeah!” Atlas responded.

“It’s because throughout Candy’s time on Gravity Falls, she is shown to be romantically interested in handsome guys, and McGee is one of those examples. Unlike Dipper, who has a thing for older girls like that Wendy girl, McGee seems interested in girls around his age, as shown when McGee attempted to kiss Gretchen on their last day at Camp Lakebottom, only for her to sneeze on him. If Candy and Gretchen were to switch places, then instead of sneezing on McGee like Gretchen did, Candy would kiss McGee if he attempts to kiss her first since he is a handsome boy and that his personality and appearance kinda reminds her of Dipper a little bit. Not only that, but Gretchen would have made more human friends than usual since the only human friends she truly had during her time in the show were her cabinmates McGee and Squirt. Also, Candy’s character would play out slightly different from Gretchen's in that Candy would end up falling for McGee, knowing how attractive he can be in her perspective. Gretchen, on the other hand, wouldn’t be as competitive to Pacifica like she was to Suzi since Mabel is Pacifica's main rival in her view. Candy wouldn’t fear chipmunks the same way Gretchen did. And every other role that Gretchen and Candy played in their own universe would play out differently in each other’s universe.” Edward explained.

“That includes Candy’s involvement in McGee’s rivalry with Jordan Buttsquat, right?” Lefty said.

“Yes, that includes her involvement in the rivalry between those two.” Edward said.

“I certainly do believe Candy and McGee would make a great couple because McGee would’ve made Candy his girlfriend by the end of his time on Camp Lakebottom if she was there.” Lefty said.

“Me too!” Rye exclaimed in agreement. “It’s not like McGee would break Candy’s heart like Dipper did in that episode.”

“It really isn’t. McGee doesn’t like to break people’s hearts, and since Candy is an ideal match for McGee, he would try in his heart everything to avoid doing that.” Edward said.

“I wonder what Suzi, McGee’s older sister, would think of the idea that her brother is in a relationship with a girl like Candy.” Atlas asked.

“I’m pretty sure that she could care less about her brother’s love life and more about herself and ruining his life.” Edward responded. 

“That’s exactly what I expected!” Lefty exclaimed.

“Do you think the creators and voice actors would approve of their potential relationship?” Atlas asked. “I’m worried that McGee and Candy would be made fun of as a couple due to them having different backgrounds.”

“Of course, Atlas. There’s nothing wrong with interracial dating. If two people from different backgrounds love each other so much, then everyone, including family members, must tolerate it or else chaos will erupt from all parties. If Niki Yang, Candy’s voice actor, supports Dipper and Candy as a couple, then she should have no problem supporting McGee and Candy’s relationship as a couple. The same can apply towards Scott McCord, McGee’s voice. Am I right?” Edward explained.

“Right!” Rye, Atlas and Lefty exclaimed in unison.

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“Okay, up next on finding a love match for someone is Penelope von Schweetz, better known as Candy Princess.” Edward said.

“Um, Ed. I’m pretty sure by now that her name is Vanel—.” Edward stopped Atlas before she finished her sentence.

“I already told you, Atlas. Penelope is what I’ll be referring her to as. And what she’s going to do if I get her name wrong? Smack me? Candy Princess is fully aware by now that she can’t put her hands on her elders and other people, including me. And besides, she could care less if someone gets her name wrong. With that said, let’s start the game.” Edward said. 

Edward types Penelope’s name, well her actual name, on the screen. The image loads and it shows the head of a light-skinned girl with black hair covered in candy tied in a ponytail. He then presses the ‘spin the wheel’ button. The wheel spins rapidly until it slowly lands and stops. The wheel landed on an image showing the head of a light-skinned boy with blonde hair and blue eyes.

“So the wheel landed on Dash Parr, the speed demon of the Incredibles? I guess Candy Princess just found her prince with incredible speed and swift reflexes.” Edward said.

“I kinda wanted the wheel to land on guys such as Rancis Fluggerbutter from Sugar Rush, Gus Turner from Robotboy, Antonio Perez from Despicable Me, or Hiro Hamada of Big Hero 6.” Atlas said.

“Let me tell you something about how those guys are not qualified to be Penelope’s love match, Atlas.” Edward responded. “Francis Flutterbutter is one—.” Atlas interrupted Edward before he could finish.

“His name is not Francis. It’s Ran—.” Edward interrupted before Atlas could finish.

“No, Atlas. I literally meant to say Francis Flutterbutter. The boy won’t have a heart attack if I get his name wrong. So let me finish what I need to say.” Said Edward.

“Okay, fine.” Atlas said.

“As I was saying, Francis Flutterbutter is one of the many racers who bullied Penelope after everyone’s memories were locked up by that greedy racer Turbo. After Turbo was defeated and Penelope crossed the finish line, Sugar Rush reset itself and every Sugar Rush racer had their memories restored. Upon seeing Penelope in a princess dress, the racers immediately apologized for their bullying in a desperate tone, saying it was just a joke. Penelope forgave them so easily because in her perspective, she can’t really blame them for what they did since everything that happened in Sugar Rush is Turbo’s fault due to his arrogance and envy. If I were in Penelope’s shoes, I would have sentenced the racers to death, no matter how sorry they are.” Edward said.

“Dude, that’s kinda too harsh. I would have given the racers some leniency if I turned out to be the prince.” Rye said.

“Yeah, I know. But bullying has a severe effect on the victim’s mind, and can make victims become bullies themselves, regardless of whether or not mind control is involved.” Edward said. “That is why I say that Francis Flutterbutter isn’t fit to be Penelope’s ideal match. She can give the boy a chance if she wanted to, but I find it weird for Penelope to date someone who bullied her for being a glitch even if said bully lost his or her memories.”

“What about the other guys that Atlas mentioned?” Lefty asked.

“Antonio Perez isn’t fit to be Penelope’s boyfriend, given that he made Margo sad and miserable after he flirted with some other girl and danced with the said girl. Plus, Antonio is the son of Eduardo Perez, a supervillain. Heroes like Penelope should never date a supervillain’s child for obvious reasons. Augustus Bachman Turner, aka Gus Turner, is just way too obnoxious and disgusting to be Candy Princess’ ideal love match. He might give her a complete hard time just like he did with Lola Mbola, his friend and teammate. As for Hiro Hamada, well, I’ve seen fan art dedicated to both him and Penelope. But in reality, people, including his friends, would tease and accuse Hiro of being a lolicon given that Penelope has the height of a child and Hiro having the height of a teen. Plus, Hiro is like 14 years old and Penelope is like 9 years old.”

“But the directors said she was 12 years old.” Lefty said.

“Yeah, but it was stated from the beginning that she was 9 years old. So, Hiro Hamada, a 14 year old, dating Penelope von Schweetz, a 9 year old, is a no-no. Thus, Dash Parr is labeled as the perfect ideal match for her.”

“And I suppose the reason is due to Penelope hailing from a racing game which is what Dash likes since he likes to use his speed for competition, right?” Lefty asked.

“Well, it's not just that Dash likes girls who come from racing games like Penelope does. It’s more likely to be that Dash likes energetic girls whose spirits burn hotter with adrenaline inside of them, and Penelope is one of those examples. As for the type of guys that Penelope likes, let's just say that she likes guys who can match her best friend Ralph in terms of personality and skill. If that were to be the case, then I’d say she would definitely give Dash a chance.” Edward said.

“Would it be out of character for Vanel—, I mean Penelope to give Dash a kiss on his cheek if he were to give her such a great time? She did say that romance and true love’s kisses are gross.’ Atlas said.

“That is a question that only Sarah Silverman, Penelope’s voice, and the creators can answer because only they can respond to this type of question.” Edward responded.

“I hope Dash’s family would support Dash dating Penelope. The same can apply to Sarah Silverman and Ralph.” Lefty said.

“Initially, they probably won’t let Dash and Penelope date since the two are children, but if they changed their minds, they will let them date. However, they expected the two to not have relationship issues.” Edward said.

“Since Dash is a superhero, and kept it a secret from Vanel—, I mean Penelope, how do you think she would react if she found out he was a superhero and that he kept it from her?” Atlas asked.

“Again, only Sarah Silverman and the creators of Penelope can answer that question.” Edward answered.

“I honestly do think Dash would be the perfect prince for a princess like Vanel—, I mean Penelope. After all, both are speedsters who lived in societies where they can’t do anything for the benefits of themselves and other people.” Atlas said. “It remained that way before circumstances changed.”

“That’s right, Atlas.” Lefty said.

“Yeah, because Dash lived in a town where superheroes are banned from stopping criminals from performing acts of crime, and Penelope hailed from a video game where at one point she was a racer but got turned into a glitch and therefore was prohibited from racing. Both Dash and Penelope also have big strong people who will protect them at any cost. It’s due to these experiences that Dash and Penelope would get along great. And if anyone were to call Penelope a freak due to her glitching, then there’s no doubt in my mind that Dash Parr would come to her defense.” Edward said.

“I bet their relationship would be similar to Sonic the Hedgehog and Nelson Thorndyke’s rivalry, with Dash being the fast runner and Penelope as the fast driver.” Lefty said.

“It could be, but in a more romantic tone than usual.” Edward said. “Only time will tell on how their relationship will play out.”

“Agreed!” Rye exclaimed.

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“Okay, now time to find an ideal match for the moonchild and leader of Team Supernaturals, Dawn of Total Drama.” Edward said. “After that, we’ll move onto Team Problem Solvers.”

“I hope the wheel does not land on that devious farmer and teammate Scott from Total Drama. This will be Dawn’s #1 nightmare.” Lefty said.

“I highly doubt it. We’ll just have to see.” Rye said.

“Alright, now let’s check if the wheel would land on Scott.” Edward said as he typed Dawn’s name on the screen, and the image shows the head of a light-skinned girl with blonde long hair. He presses the button for the wheel to spin, and it does rapidly. The wheel slowly lands and stops. To everyone’s relief, it didn’t land on Scott. The wheel landed on an image of a brown-skinned guy wearing an orange hat.

“Thank goodness! The wheel landed on Beverly, aka Silent B. The silent strong genius of Total Drama. Dawn’s other teammate. The most reliable and trusted guy in history.” Edward said in relief.

“B sure is a legend from Total Drama.” Lefty said. “A legend who can come up with crazy inventions on a reality show.”

“I agree with you, Lefty.” Rye said. “Silent B can do anything I’m unable to do.”

“Yeah, so it makes sense for B to be Dawn’s ideal lover. After all, their teammate Scott got them catapulted out of the game.” Atlas said.

“That’s right, guys. B is the #1 ideal lover for Dawn. Both of them were pawns and victims of Scott’s shenanigans before they realized who Scott truly is, and made attempts to expose and eliminate him, only for that attempt to fail and have them booted off the island. Dawn was a bigger victim than B because her elimination was pretty much one of the harshest and coldest in Total Drama since she was accused of thieving everyone’s belongings when in reality it was Scott. All because of his petty anger that Brick, the new teammate after switching teams, had an alarm clock that woke everyone up. Dawn tried to tell them the truth, but failed and got catapulted inside of a trash bag.” Edward said.

“Yeah, it was so cruel it made me wanna scream loudly.” Lefty said.

“Imagine if B was in that episode, he would’ve suffered the same fate.” Rye said.

“I agree. I am a little bit mad that Dawn believed Scott when he said that B wrote in his diary that he hated nature. Then again, I think if Dawn had paid attention to what Scott was doing to the fort, maybe this wouldn't be the case.” Atlas said.

“Yeah, but it's too late for that.” Lefty said. “Dawn went behind B’s back and voted him off with Scott.”

“Yep! Plus, he didn’t even get a chance to speak one line at all during his time on the show, and that is so sad.” Rye said.

“True.” Edward said.

“I wonder. Where was he catapulted to and what was he doing post-elimination?” Atlas asked.

“My guess is that he got catapulted to the spa in the resort that the other Total Drama contestants resided in. As to what he was doing, he was probably building a device to prevent that chattering teammate Staci from talking too much.” Edward said.

“He might be building a robotic dog to keep him company now that everyone, including Dawn, turned against him.” Rye said.

“Or he might have been rewatching the first 3 seasons of the show in addition to rewatching the first three episodes of season 4, and decided to watch the remainder of the season to see how everything went from there.” Lefty said.

“Anything is possible with what happened to B after his elimination. I just believe he is completely safe, well, and sound.” Edward said.

“Me too! And I hope Dawn is alright as well. When Chef stuffed her in the trash bag, she was suffocating. Chris catapulting her made her suffocate even further.” Atlas said.

“Yeah, that is the most traumatizing thing I have seen in the show.” Lefty said. “I too hope Dawn is doing okay.”

“I’m pretty sure she’s doing alright, but she probably won’t forget that Scott got her eliminated.” Edward said.

“What about forgiving him? People did say that Dawn is the type of girl who believes in second chances.” Atlas said.

“If I were Dawn, I would not give anyone second chances because for Scott to throw challenges and frame his actions on other people is totally unforgivable. But hey, if Dawn wants to give Scott a second chance, then that’s her business. But Scott would most likely use her once more as a pawn and get her booted off again the same way as her last elimination.” Edward responded.

“That’s right! Framing people for your own misdoings is completely unacceptable.” Rye said.

“I wonder where Dawn got catapulted to and what she did post-elimination.” Atlas wondered.

“My guess is that she was probably thrown into a nontoxic forest where all the non-mutated animals lived in.” Lefty said.

“Very unlikely since her bones would’ve been broken if that were the case. I’d say she got thrown into the spa of the resort just like Staci and B.” Edward said.

“I like that guess. It’s the most possible one.” Rye said.

“As to what she was doing post-elimination, she was probably calling for help to get her out of the bag so that she could breathe better. B was probably the only one who could get her out of the bag since he had all the tools in his possession and that Staci was too chattery. After that, Dawn explains to him about Scott getting her eliminated, and cries that she won’t be able to help Mother Earth. B comforted her so that she wouldn't feel that way. She questioned if B hated nature, to which he denied. She then apologized to B for voting him, saying that if Scott lied about B hating nature, he still would be in the game. B assured her that he still would have been voted even if she didn’t vote him off. After that, B and Dawn became friends again.” Said Edward.

“I like that suggestion.” Rye said.

“I don’t know, Ed. I doubt that it would be easy for Dawn to make amends with B. Dawn went behind B’s back, so I think Dawn would struggle with doing that.” Lefty said.

“Hey, only time can tell what happened to B and Dawn after they got eliminated.” Edward said.

“I wonder if Dawn gave B a kiss on the cheek for rescuing and comforting her.” Atlas said.

“Well, only the creators may reveal if she did it or not.” Edward said.

“Or maybe Dawn confesses to B that he is a good guy and Scott was the true villain. On top of that, she wants to tell B that she admires his personality and she loves him. B stops her from saying so and kisses her on the mouth. B and Dawn then decide to officially go out as a couple.” Atlas said.

“Again, only the creators can tell us what happened between those two. But I like your suggestion.” Edward said.

“I don’t get why people pair Dawn and Scott as a couple. Dawn and B are the perfect match as a couple.” Lefty said.

“I think people like the idea of a sweet and kind girl like Dawn dating a bad boy like Scott. It could be the fact both Dawn and Scott were supposedly made a couple by the creators before that got tossed out of the window. It could be that both Dawn and Scott lived in areas where animals are involved.” Edward said.

“People have said Dawn liked Scott because he was attractive and that he can communicate with animals, as shown when he whispered to that beetle.” Lefty said.

“Well, whatever the case is, I can assure you guys that the creators will confirm that Dawn and Scott were never meant to be a thing in the first place.” Edward said. 

“I agree!” Rye said.

“If Dawn and B were dating, what do you guys think they might say to each other if they asked about the qualities they like about each other?” Atlas asked.

“Well, since Dawn can read B’s aura very well, this is something she would expect and fully prepare herself for if B were to ask a question like that. She might say that she liked B from the moment she saw his purplish-green aura when he came to Total Drama and that she has never seen an aura of two colors blend together perfectly. She tells him purple and green are colors that represent kindness, compassion, hard-working, determination and other good qualities. She might compliment B for being balanced, complex, physically adept, and for being able to work on technology that she never dreamed of doing. She might also compliment him for simply knowing how to make a girl like her happy. To top it off, she would call B the most fascinating person on Total Drama.” Edward said.

“Yeah, I can see Dawn telling that to B, given his character in the show.” Lefty said.

“B, on the other hand, would tell Dawn that he likes her because she was one of the few people who wasn’t forcing him to talk, and that she doesn’t just look past the fact that he doesn’t talk much, she can look inside of who B really is. B would tell Dawn that he’s impressed with the way she reads auras and how she can speak to animals. He would tell her that she’s just as fascinating as he is.” Edward said.

“Yep, I can totally see B confessing those things to Dawn.” Lefty said.

“Me too!” Rye said. “After all, both B and Dawn are very talented in their field of expertise, with B being an expert in technology and Dawn being an expert in nature.”

“Do you guys think that Caitlynne Medrek would be okay with Dawn and B as a couple?” Atlas asked.

“I’m pretty sure that she would be supportive of the relationship if they get together.” Lefty said. “She is the voice of Dawn after all, so she shouldn’t have an issue with B dating Dawn.”

“Yeah, that’s the thing. People are always complaining that Dawn should not date B because he’s fat and ugly.” Edward said. “Well, I got news for them. Dawn doesn't give a crap about the person’s appearance. It's only the personality and skills that matter to Dawn. And besides Owen, a fat man, has dated Izzy, a skinny girl, and this nonsense just made everyone hypocrites. So, if anyone has a problem with Dawn dating B, then they can just swim in an ocean full of sharks and piranhas.”

“Yo, man! That would be so harsh and funny, at least for jerkfaces.” Lefty said.

“You know, now that the new season of Total Drama is out, I hope Dawn and B got married and had kids. Given that the new season takes place 15 years from the previous seasons.” Atlas said.

“I hope so too! Without Dawn by B’s side, his character wouldn’t be able to develop further, and he wouldn’t be able to speak up to others and stand up to them and look out for them more often.” Rye said.

“Yeah, I agree with Rye. And without B by Dawn’s side, she wouldn’t be able to have more friends than usual. Plus she would still judge someone like Scott by the cover.” Lefty said.

“I wonder how Caitlynne Medrek would react if she found out that Dawn and B got married and had kids 15 years after debuting in Total Drama.” Atlas said.

“Caitlynne Medrek would have exploded in happiness, surprise and excitement if it happened.” Edward said. “She wants Dawn to be happy and not have a lonely life.”

“Yeah, I agree.” Rye said.

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“Alright, now that we’ve finished finding an ideal match for Team Supernaturals, it’s time to find a match for Team Problem Solvers.” Edward said. Just as he was about to start finding a match, Atlas wants to say something.

“Hey, Ed.” Atlas said, getting Edward’s attention.

"Yes, Atlas?" Edward said.

“I forgot to ask you something. How do you think the interactions of the girls in Team Supernaturals would play out?” Said Atlas.

“Well, I know for a fact that Candy Chiu and Penelope von Schweetz would become good friends since they’re both Disney girls. Gretchen Gritcherson and Dawn the Moonchild would also get along since they both debuted on Teletoon. Am I right?” Edward said.

“Yeah!” Lefty, Rye, and Atlas said in unison.

“For each of the girls to interact with each other is based on how the creators want them to interact. Since Candy and Penelope come from Disney, they would bond since some of Penelope’s character traits slightly reminds Candy of her friend Mabel since Penelope is energetic like Mabel. Since they both have names related to sweets, they would tease each other at times for that reason. On top of that, their clothing attires are similar in color to the point where people mistake them as siblings, despite the two girls hailing from different racial backgrounds.” Edward said.

“Penelope and Ralph visited that “Oh My Disney” place when they were journeying to get a replacement wheel for Sugar Rush. Imagine if they encountered Candy Chiu there and her friends, it would give Candy and her friends an opportunity to get an autograph from Penelope and Ralph since they are both legends.” Lefty said.

“They probably did but it was not shown.” Rye said.

“Well, whatever the case was, I’m sure Candy and her friends managed to meet Ralph and Penelope.” Edward said. “Anyways, back to what I was saying. Penelope and Candy would become good friends since they both come from Disney and that Penelope’s attitude is slightly reminiscent of Mabel’s. Both Candy and Penelope would share their experiences of being bullied and insulted by certain characters before becoming friends with them, including blonde bratty girls like Pacifica Northwest and Tabitha Muttonfudge. If those two blonde brats meet, they would clash initially but become pals later on since that Mindy Kaling lady or whatever her name is voices both of them.”

“Wait, Tabitha Muttonfudge?!!” Atlas exclaimed. “Isn’t her name Taff—.” Lefty stopped her from finishing.

“He really meant to say Tabitha Muttonfudge, Atlas. Just roll with it for now.” Lefty whispered in her ear.

“If Candy was to be in danger in the same way as Penelope was, then she and Ralph would stop at nothing to come to her rescue, showing how much Penelope cares about Candy. While Penelope would be sometimes annoyed with Candy’s obsession with boys, she nonetheless won’t make an issue out of it. If Candy ever told her that Ralph needed a girlfriend, Penelope would initially be disgusted by that idea, but she would eventually agree with Candy since she wants Ralph to have a happy life and wouldn't want to have Ralph following her around whenever she isn't having a major issue going on. That being said, now it's time to discuss how Penelope’s interactions with Gretchen Gritcherson would play out.”

“I wonder if their relationship would be like Sonic and Knuckles’ relationship, with Penelope being Sonic and Gretchen being Knuckles.” Lefty said.

“Well, both of them are tomboys, so they probably would bond over tomboyish things like playing soccer, despite Gretchen having girlier traits than Penelope. Both girls would agree that wearing dresses makes them uncomfortable. Both girls would give each other some tips on how to rise to the top. For them to have a rivalry like Sonic the Hedgehog and Knuckle the Echidna, I can see the two competing against each other in kart racing since Gretchen herself was a kart racing partner for McGee, and that Gretchen is just as competitive as Penelope. They probably won't have too much of a rivalry since Gretchen and Penelope’s main rivals are Suzi and Tabitha, two blonde brats who looked down on them at one point of their lives and often get in the way of their shenanigans, and Gretchen herself isn’t that gullible compared to Knuckles. Moreover, Gretchen and Penelope would become great friends if Penelope was a bottom dweller like Gretchen.”

“I wonder how Taff—, I mean Tabitha and her fellow Sugar Racers would adapt in Sunny Smiles.” Atlas said.

“Well, when Gretchen got to that camp, she, McGee, and Squirt got apples thrown at them by those campers, and Penelope would suffer from the same act as Gretchen if she was there with them. As for Tabitha and the other Sugar Racers, they might go to war with Sunny Smiles, but eventually call a truce.” Edward said.

“Who knows if that would happen?” Lefty said.

“We will never know the results until they’re shown.” Rye said.

“I agree.” Atlas said.

“Okay! Now that I’m done talking about Gretchen and Penelope’s interactions playing out, I want to discuss how Candy Princess would interact with the aura-reading moonchild.” Edward said.

“Given that Dawn told B that his aura was exceptionally purplish-green and it suited him when they first met, I can see Dawn telling Penelope that she has a grassy green aura which fits her perfectly.” Lefty said.

“I’m with you on this one, Lefty.” Rye said. “On top of that, Dawn can read Penelope’s aura and say that her desire for fame is a result of her being trapped in a world where she was unable to leave.”

“Those are some very good assumptions in regards to Penelope and Dawn. Penelope at first would be confused by what Dawn meant about having a green aura and stuff. She can question if Dawn is some type of mind reader to which Dawn responds that she doesn’t but can read her aura. She would be creeped out by Dawn at times whenever she appears out of nowhere. Dawn, on the read, would be confused by why Penelope glitches, and may ask her if her glitching is a natural ability to which Penelope replies her glitching is a permanent part of her code. Overtime, the relationship between the two grows once the two get to know each other better. Dawn and Penelope would bond and sympathize with each other for having their careers robbed by a devious hothead who likes to cheat his way to victory. With this experience, this allows Dawn and Penelope to bond even further. At the end of a day, the two girls will be the best of friends and promise each other to succeed no matter what.”

"Yeah, I'm with you on this. The glitching racer and the nature-loving psychic may be the most recognizable match made from heaven." Lefty said.

"Yep, those two would be the most unstoppable duo should they compete together." Edward said.

"What about the rest of the interactions of Team Supernaturals?" Atlas said.

"Good question!" Edward exclaimed. "Candy Chiu and Gretchen Gritcherson would become great friends. Both have resided in a camp with supernatural creatures. Both girls were bullied by characters with blonde hair such as Suzi and Pacifica. As I said earlier, if both Candy and Gretchen were to switch places with each other, they would play each other's roles very differently. If they appeared together, both girls would have to deal with the daily shenanigans in Gravity Falls and Camp Lakebottom. Like Penelope, Gretchen would also be sometimes annoyed with Candy's love obsessions, but won't try to make an issue out of it. Gretchen would advise Candy to put her feelings for any attractive guys around her aside to take care of threats like Jordan Buttsquatt and Suzi. Candy, on the other hand, would at times help Gretchen bring the girliness out of her if she's attempting to compete with Suzi, and would advise Gretchen to stay away from unicorns. As mentioned earlier, Candy would fall for McGee since he is a handsome boy, and Gretchen would be supportive of her potential crush on him because McGee is her friend and cabinmate, and Gretchen would try anything to hook him up with Candy."

"What would happen if Buttsquat tried to pull some funny business on Candy if she was dating McGee?" Rye asked. "What would the reactions be like?"

"To be honest, I think the bottom dwellers, especially McGee and Gretchen, would explode in anger and rage at him for attempting to hurt Candy, both verbally and physically. They would most likely beat up Buttsquat so bad and brutal that he won't move a muscle for at least a month. The same applies to Suzi if she was in Buttsquat's shoes." Edward explained in an honest tone.

"If that were to happen, then this would psychologically scar Suzi and Buttsquat for years to come." Lefty said. "Because that will teach those two not to mess with McGee's heart."

"That's right! No one likes having a broken heart. Having one can have severe effects on the mind after all." Edward said.

"True dat!" Rye said.

"Okay, so what about Gretchen and Dawn's relationship?" Atlas asked.

"Earlier, I said that both girls would get along due to debuting on Teletoon. How their interaction plays out will be based on them getting to know each other. Gretchen at first would accuse Dawn of being Suzi's accomplice or even Suzi in disguise due to having blonde hair. Then Gretchen would be creeped out by Dawn for appearing behind her out of nowhere. Finally, Gretchen would express confusion on the aura stuff that Dawn talks about. Meanwhile, Dawn can read Gretchen's aura, and indicate its color as yellowish-green. She then tells Gretchen that her aura color fits her well. She would say that Gretchen’s determination is a result of a cry for fame and to surpass her parents’ reputation. As time passes, Gretchen would lose her hostile attitude towards Dawn and begin to trust her more. Both Dawn and Gretchen would share their experiences of not having their spot to get in first place in reality shows due to some arrogant hotheads with no sense of respect making several ways to outshine them. Gretchen would warn Dawn to watch out for monstrous creatures like vampire bats and mutant chipmunks. In the end, Gretchen and Dawn will become great friends, and Dawn would invite Gretchen to meditate with her." Edward said.

“Finally, we have Dawn’s interactions with Candy Chiu.” Said Lefty.

“You took the words right outta my mouth, Lefty. I thank you for that.” Said Edward.

“I hope Candy and Dawn would get along really well if they met.” Atlas said. 

“They should get along just fine. It's not like Candy wants to beef with people like Dawn, right?” Edward said.

"Right!" Said Lefty, Atlas, and Rye in unison.

"So, here is my assumption on how they would meet. So Candy and her friends Grenda and the Pines twins are in the forest filming a short video for a new project. They come across several animals they see. A moment later, something sneaks up behind the quartet. That something turns out to be a gigantic spider, and it growls. The quartet runs away while the arachnid chases them until the quartet gets backed into a corner where the spider prepares to eat them. Until Dawn comes to their rescue and stops the spider. She then shows the giant spider a little spider to which the giant spider squeals in joy, and leaves with its baby. The quartet and Dawn introduce themselves, and they thank Dawn for coming to their rescue to which she states that it’s a pleasure to help them. Candy invites Dawn for the sleepover at Mabel’s house, which Dawn accepts." Said Edward.

“What could they possibly be doing at the sleepover?” Lefty asked.

“While Dipper is trying to sleep, Mabel, Candy, and Grenda are probably doing what they like to do when they have sleepovers, and since Dawn is a guest, she may tag along with their activities as well.” Edward responds.

“Imagine Dawn hearing Candy say things like ‘boys make me think about kissing’ or ‘I got a magazine about boys’. “ Lefty said.

“Yeah, I bet that Dawn will say something next after hearing this." Rye said.

"Yeah! She'll probably say that Candy's love for boys is either a way to compensate for the rejection from all the boys who like Pacifica, to long for attention from boys, to deal with the neglect from her family since she is an only child, and all other things Dawn would mention to Candy in regards to her obsession with boys. Candy would confirm that any of these said statements are true, and she would also ask how she knew of one of them. Dawn can respond to Candy that she can see and read people’s auras and/or tell her that Candy has a soul that acts like an open safe. Mabel would ask Dawn if she has psychic powers to which Dawn confirms it. As the sleepover continues, the three Gravity Falls girls become intrigued by Dawn’s impressive abilities to the point where they ask her if they can find a guy for each of them by reading his aura. By the end of the sleepover, Dawn and the three girls became great friends. When Dawn prepares to leave Gravity Falls, Candy asks her if they will ever meet again. And Dawn will reply that she probably hopes she will someday.”

“Yep, I can see them meeting up with each other like that. Dawn may not be an expert in romance, but she can analyze a guy who may be good for the girls.”

“I agree. Since she can see and read everyone’s aura, it would be wise for Mabel, Candy or Grenda to hang out with Dawn should they decide to get to know her better.” Said Atlas.

“Yep, it really would be wise.” Said Rye.

“Agreed. But since this is Dawn and Candy’s relationship we’re discussing, I can see the boy-crazed Korean develop her relationship with the moonchild further. At times, Candy might feel uncomfortable when Dawn pops out unexpectedly, but she can tell her about this politely without issue. Candy and Dawn would share some of their times of misfortune with each other. Candy would tell Dawn about unicorns and how poorly her encounter with them went. Dawn may tell Candy that she was a contestant on a survival reality show and that she didn’t win the money because her teammate threw challenges and framed her for being a thief, which got removed from the competition. Candy would sympathize with her by sharing her story of being treated like a loser and receiving loser candy from jerks. In the end, Candy and Dawn have become closer than ever.” Said Edward.

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“Yep, Candy Chiu and Dawn will become best friends.” Rye said.

“That’s right.  So let me summarize everything just to stay on track. Together, as a team, all members of Team Supernaturals would be close friends. Individually, however, they would share unique dynamics between each other. Candy Chiu and Dawn of Total Drama would discuss the type of guys they like, Gretchen Gritcherson and Penelope von Schweetz would have a some type of friendly rivalry between each other while also bonding over tomboyish things, Gretchen would help Candy find a boyfriend in McGee while Candy would help Gretchen bring out the girliness of her, Dawn and Penelope would share a sister-in-arms relationship whenever they decide to compete on a game show together, Candy and Penelope would find a girlfriend for Ralph, and Gretchen and Dawn can meditate together once Gretchen gets along with Dawn.” Edward said.

“Agreed!” Said Rye, Atlas, and Lefty in unison.

“Okay, now that I’m done talking about how the interactions play out for Team Supernaturals, it’s time to continue playing ‘My Matchmaker’.” Said Edward.

“Finally, at least I've been dying to see an ideal match for Team Problem Solvers.” Lefty said.

“Yes, Lefty. You finally get the chance to see them now.” Said Edward.

“You guys can go on ahead playing the game.” Rye said. “I’m gonna get ready to go to work.”

“Wait, aren’t you going to take your tablet with you?” Atlas asked.

“No, you guys can hold onto it until I come back.”

“Okay, thanks.” Edward said. Rye then fist bumps the trio and heads upstairs to go to work. 

“And then there’s 3.” Lefty said.

“Yep, just the three of us. Okay, guys. Come closer to see the results of the app.” Edward said. “Now then, let’s start with Kai-Lan of Team Problem Solvers.” Edward then types Kai-Lan’s name on the screen. The image loads and shows the head of a light-skinned girl with black hair tied in odango buns and covered by red flowers. Edward presses the ‘spin the wheel’ button and the wheel spins rapidly until it slowly lands and stops. The wheel landed on an image showing the head of a boy with wiry red hair and a long pointy nose, much to Lefty and Atlas’ confusion.

“Looks like the wheel landed on Brendon Small from Home Movies.” Said Edward.

“Why does it have to be him of all people?” Atlas asked.

“Yeah, why? Those two can’t be compatible.” Lefty asked.

“I think I can give you guys a few pointers as to why the wheel landed on Brendon, so bear with me.” Edward said while Lefty and Atlas nodded. “Okay, so Brendon is the type of guy who likes to film videos, right?”

“Right!” Lefty and Atlas exclaimed in unison.

“And Kai-Lan likes dinosaurs, correct?” Edward asked again.

“Right again!” Lefty exclaimed.

“Well, imagine Kai-Lan wanting to see a dinosaur in-person and Brendon wanting to film a video about dinosaurs. What do you guys think is gonna happen next?” Said Edward.

“The only thing I can imagine what happens after is Kai-Lan asking her granddad to take her to a museum full of extinct dinosaurs and Brendon doing the same thing with his mom and taking his camera with him.” Lefty said.

“My imagination is similar to Lefty’s, only without Brendon’s camera since he forgot to charge it.” Atlas said.

“Okay, you guys both imagined what happens after that scenario. But what if Kai-Lan wanted to see a real dinosaur and what if Brendon wanted to film a video about a real dinosaur? Maybe that could happen at any time.” Edward said.

“Except dinosaurs are extinct in their world. How would those two ever get to see them?” Lefty asked.

“Yeah, how?” Asked Atlas.

“Simple. A portal comes out of nowhere. Right behind the two. The portal starts sucking everything in there.” Edward said.

“When would an event like that happen?” Atlas asked.

“It would happen at the moment where Brendon is interacting with one of his schoolmates about some type of sleepover, and at the moment where Kai-Lan finished setting up a ‘thank you’ party for her granddad.” Edward said.

“Would everyone be safe from the portal?” Atlas asked.

“Brendon and Kai-Lan’s friends are saved from the portal but Kai-Lan and Brendon themselves got sucked into the portal.” Edward said.

“Where would the portal take them to?” Lefty asked.

"Well, the portal would drop the two off at a train station. After that, the portal disappears, with Brendon asking it to come back." Edward said.

"Would they be aware of where they are?" Atlas asked.

"Yes, they would. However, both would notice something felt off about the area that surrounds the station in that there are no streets. Just a lot of grass and trees." Edward said.

"I suppose they would ask some characters whom they thought were dressed as dinosaurs about their location. Buddy Tyrannosaur from Dinosaur Train would be an example." Lefty said.

"Actually, Kai-Lan would be the one asking about those types of questions, with the characters informing them that they are in a jungle. Kai-Lan would tell the character that the costume is nice. And Brendon realizes that the characters looking like dinosaurs are really dinosaurs, and he and the dinosaur-looking character literally confirms it after informing her that they’re not wearing costumes.” Edward said.

“Now that they know the facts, both Kai-Lan and Brendon would have to run for their lives since dinosaurs are kinda monstrous.” Atlas said.

“Well, Brendon would actually take Kai-Lan’s hand by force to run away from the dinosaurs, with the dinosaurs following after them. On top of that, Brendon is filming the whole scene with his camera.” Edward said.

“I suppose Kai-Lan is confused about what just happened.” Atlas asked.

“She probably is, but Brendon is the one who is more confused because the dinosaurs in this world are completely friendly, just like Kai-Lan’s animal friends in her world. He doesn’t realize it as he keeps running around the jungle with Kai-Lan trying a place for safety to get away from the dinosaurs. Each of the places he found for hiding were full of dinosaurs and related creatures. During these times, Kai-Lan tries to explain to Brendon the nature of those critters. Brendon, however, doesn’t want to comply with her explanation. The moment the two get backed in a corner to where they can’t escape is when Brendon begs for his and Kai-Lan’s lives as if he doesn’t want to be eaten by those cold-blooded creatures.”

“And this is the part where the dinosaurs reply in question about why would they want to eat them, correct?” Asked Lefty.

“Exactly! And that is where Brendon shows confusion and questions the dinosaurs about wanting to eat them to which they deny attempting to. Brendon explains to the dinosaurs that some of their kind in his world prey on the flesh since they’re carnivores, and that this may include him and Kai-Lan. The dinosaurs state that while it may be true, dinosaurs in this world are prohibited from eating humans and are only allowed nonhuman creatures and animals if their loved ones are threatened by them.” Edward explained.

“With that misunderstanding cleared up, Brendon became friendly with the dinosaurs. Am I right?” Lefty asked.

“Yes, you are, Lefty.” Edward said.

“I wonder how Brendon and Kai-Lan’s relationship would play out.” Atlas said.

“Well, Kai-Lan would be the second female friend that Brendon has made, with the first being Melissa Robbins. And Brendon would probably be the first human friend that Kai-Lan has made since she, her granddad, and her great aunt are the only humans shown in her world. Kai-Lan would ask Brendon about his camera and why he carries it. He tells her that he wants to be a filmmaker when he grows up. He tells her that he has to go through all the trials and challenges that come with it.” Edward explained.

"Do you think Kai-Lan would ask Brendon if she would like to be part of the films he makes?" Atlas asked.

"Why would you ask a question like that?" Lefty asked. 

"I was thinking if the cameraman who films the show decided to quit, Kai-Lan would be prompted into finding a replacement. Brendan comes in the picture since he has a camera and that it would be an opportunity for Brendon to learn about making a kids' show." Atlas explained.

"I don't think Brendon would want to make a kids' show, but filming an educational video about everyday issues is something he would try to do to impress his mom and friends. So, Kai-Lan asking him to film a video about solving problems in everyday life is something I can see occurring. If Brendon declines, then Kai-Lan would pull the 'Well, that's okay' attitude since she can find someone else to do it. If he accepts, then it would be likely for those two to strengthen their bond. Whenever Kai-Lan is feeling down, he can pull up a video about funny faces since it's what makes Kai-Lan happy. And Kai-Lan will always find a solution to solve Brendon’s issues just like everyone. Doing that helps the two bond further. Their bonding got to the point where Kai-Lan started calling Brendon ‘Bren-Bren’ as an affectionate nickname similar to how she called her granddad ‘YeYe’. Brendon would be confused about her calling him that, but he eventually decides to roll with it. At the end of the day, when the two decide to part ways once they found a portal to take them back home, Brendon gives Kai-Lan a video tape as a gift to remember him by, and Kai-Lan tells him that he made her heart feel super happy.” Edward explained.

“And this is the part where Kai-Lan kisses Brendon on the cheek for everything he did with her.” Lefty said.

“That’s right, Lefty. That is exactly what Kai-Lan would do even though I find it to be a little bit out of character for her to do since she comes from a kid's show.” Edward said.

“I hope Kai-Lan's voice actor Jade Lianna Peters and the staff of Viacom would be supportive of this pairing. I don’t want them saying ‘Oh, Kai-Lan can’t date Brendon. His nose is too big.’ The same thing should apply to the voice actor with the same name as Brendon." Atlas said. 

"They have to support this pairing. No matter what you look like on the outside, the only thing that really matters is your personality. It is never fair for others to discriminate against people based on race, species, and facial features. Doing that would make them look villainous." Edward said.

"I'm with you on this one, Ed." Said Lefty. "It's not like they can get away with being racist, right?"

"Right!" Atlas and Edward exclaimed in agreement.

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"Okay. So, now that we're done with Kai-Lan, it's time to move onto another member of Team Problem Solvers. This time we're doing Dora Marquez, aka Dora the Explorer." Edward said.

"That Dora girl really needs a boyfriend." Atlas said.

"I know, right? She hasn't made any human friends in the show, so this matchmaker app would make a great opportunity for Dora to find some romance in her life." Lefty said.

"That's right, guys. Dora needs to find romantic love from someone. That said, time to play the matchmaker game." Said Edward. He types in Dora’s name, and the image shows the head of a football-headed girl with short brown hair and dark peach skin. The ‘spin the wheel’ button is pressed, and the wheel spins around upward until it stops. The wheel landed on the image showing a thick headed boy with apricot skin and black hair. The trio looked surprised to see the results.

“Well, what do we have here?” Edward said. “The wheel landed on Squirt, Gretchen’s other cabinmate.”

“It looks like we found all potential lovers for the Lakebottom trio.” Lefty said.

“That’s right, Lefty! We found love matches for the three campers of Camp Lakebottom. We found Stompy the Elephant as a love match for Gretchen Gritcherson, McGee for Candy Chiu, and now we found a match for Squirt, which is Dora the Explorer. It makes complete sense for Dora to be paired with someone like Squirt.” Atlas said.

“It sure does, guys. Both Dora and Squirt can benefit from each other. Both are fat and chubby kids who want to make a friendship with animals, even those that look hideous to everyone around them. In fact, Squirt can join Dora and her monkey friend Boots on a quest to find the destination they want to go to, and Dora can join in on the daily activities at Lakebottom with Squirt and his cabinmates. Squirt can also help Dora stop Swiper the Fox from swiping people’s belongings, and Dora can use some tactics to deal with that crazy chipmunk at the camp.” Edward explained.

“How would Squirt react if he finds out Dora has a map and a backpack that both talk?” Atlas asked.

“Well, Squirt wouldn’t be too surprised if he saw talking animals hanging with Dora given that Armand, one of his camp counselors, is a talking sasquatch, and is 100% friendly. But a talking map and a talking backpack is a whole other story for Squirt since he and the rest of Lakebottom residents have never seen a talking object. So for Squirt to be surprised that a map and a backpack can talk is something I can imagine to occur.” Edward answered.

“I agree with you, Ed. Talking objects like toys, laptops, maps, and backpacks can take someone’s experience to a whole new level of life.” Lefty responded.

“I hope that Squirt and Dora would get along well if they met.” Atlas said.

“I don’t think there are going to be issues with them getting along. Although Dora may have a problem with Squirt for his poor hygiene. But other than that, there shouldn’t be a major issue between these two.” Edward said.

“No major issue between Dora and Squirt?” Atlas asked.

“I mean, I could be wrong, but Dora isn’t the type of girl who would want to beef with people.” Edward said.

“If Diego and Alicia were here, they probably would have said something about this pairing. After all, they are Dora’s cousins.” Lefty said.

“Only time can tell what they might say since Diego and Alicia are really nice people and aren’t the type of people who would say mean comments to others. Same thing goes to Boots and the rest of Dora’s friends and family, animal and human alike.” Edward said.

“I wonder if Darren Frost, Squirt’s voice actor, would make a joke out of this pairing if he found out about it.” Said Atlas.

“He probably would though. He is a comedian after all.” Edward said.

“What about all of Dora’s voice actresses? What would their reaction be about Dora and Squirt being a couple?” Atlas asked.

“All I can say right now is that those girls would probably support them no matter what.” Edward responded.

“You know, guys. Nickelodeon and 9 Story Media should team up to make a cartoon or video game one of these days. That way, Dora and Squirt would have an opportunity to interact.” Lefty said.

“That’s actually not a bad idea, Lefty. Both companies have branches in America and Canada, so I can really see it happening.” Edward said.

“Me too, guys!” Atlas said.

“I mean, can we agree that there really can’t be any issues with Nick and 9 Story producing a cartoon or video game together?” Edward said.

“Yep, there should not be any problems between those two.” Lefty said.

“I feel the same.” Atlas said.

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“Okay, now that we found a love interest for Dora, it’s time to find a spouse for Milli, the leader of Team Umizoomi.” Said Edward.

“To be honest with you guys, there aren’t as many as human males in Dora, Kai-Lan, and Milli’s worlds. Most of the males are biological relatives to the girls.” Atlas said, pointing out the lack of guys in their worlds.

“Agreed. But this matchmaker app will change the girls’ lives to a different perspective. That said, let’s continue playing the game.” Edward said as he continues playing with the app. He types in Milli’s name, resulting in the image showing the head of a pale-skinned girl with ribbon-styled pigtails wearing a pink helmet.

“Time to press the buttons!” He exclaimed as the ‘spin the wheel’ button is pressed. The wheel rapidly spins until it stops. Much to Atlas’s surprise, the wheel landed on a pale-skinned guy wearing a white helmet with red spots.

“THE WHEEL LANDED ON TOAD FROM THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM?!! WHAT?!! HIM?!! OF ALL PEOPLE?!!” Atlas shouted in surprise.

“Surprised to see the results of the matchmaker, Atlas?” Lefty asked.

“Yeah, Lefty! Like what is it that makes Toad an ideal love match for Milli?” Atlas asked.

“Oh, I’ll tell you why Toad is a suitable match for Milli. It’s because they both share similarities.” Lefty responded.

“Lefty’s right, Atlas. Aside from wearing helmets, the similarities between Milli and Toad are that both characters are the leaders of their respective groups. Toad’s group, in particular, is the Toads. Both Milli and Toad are willing to risk their lives to rescue the ones they care about, and this is just to show how courageous these two can be. The fact that Milli wears a pink dress reminds Toad of a younger version of Princess Peach since she also wears a pink dress, despite Milli’s hair being a different color from Peach’s hair. And some of Toad’s characteristics bear a slight resemblance to her brother Geo. So maybe that can account to why Toad is an ideal match for Milli." Edward explained. 

“I suppose that’s true, but isn’t he way too old for Milli? Milli is 6 years old, but Toad is somewhere in his 20’s or 30’s.” Atlas said.

“No one truly knows how old Toad is. And I don’t think Toad is that much older. It’s really hard to tell since he is a pint-sized creature. But I can assure you that Toad is a very young boy.” Edward said.

“Imagine if Sam Kelly’s children were recreating Team Umizoomi by disguising themselves as the team, that would be hilarious. Sam Kelly is Toad’s voice after all.” Lefty said.

“I don’t know, Lefty. I don’t think her children have even heard of Team Umizoomi. They probably heard of Nickelodeon since it owns Team Umizoomi, but it’s unlikely that the children have heard of the show itself. Milli’s voice actresses, on the other hand, should be aware of the Mario series by now as well as Nintendo since Toad is associated with them.”

“Agreed. There is probably not a single person who doesn’t know Mario or Nintendo.” Lefty said.

“I hope Geo and Bot would get along with Toad if they get the chance to meet for the first time.” Atlas said.

“They should be able to. It’s not like issues are going to occur though.” Lefty said.

“Right!” Atlas asked. “I wonder if Toad will rescue Team Umizoomi if they were to be in danger.”

“Well, Milli saved Geo and Bot once rescued from danger before, so I can see Toad doing the same for Milli, although he may need backup just in case if things aren’t going to the way he planned it out.” Lefty explained.

“Yep, you got that right! At the end of day, Milli would kiss Toad on the cheek for saving her and her team.” Edward said.

“That’s kinda out of character for Milli to do since she comes from a kids’ show.” Atlas said.

“True, but it won’t be like a romantic version of a smooch. Like how Peach did with Mario.” Edward said. “It would be more of a friendzone version of it.” 

“Yep, definitely a friendly smooch.” Lefty said.

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“Alright, now that we took care of the Nickelodeon trio, it’s time to find a spouse for the fairytale princess and leader of Team Problem-Solvers, Ella.” Edward said.

“Quick question! How would Ella’s interaction with the Nickelodeon girls play out?” Atlas asked.

“Good question, Atlas. We all know that Kai-Lan, Dora, and Milli are Nickelodeon characters and have at least interacted before. Dora and Kai-Lan ran a pet shelter for pets that don’t have owners or at the very least abandoned them. Dora and Milli teamed up to stop Swiper and The Troublemaker twins from causing mischief. And Kai-Lan gave Dora and Milli directions to where Swiper and The Troublemakers were heading to. So it would be very interesting for Ella to interact with the three girls. Given that she loves to care for animals,  I can see Ella helping Kai-Lan and Dora run a pet shelter. As for her interaction with Milli, I can see Ella contacting her about the special package she wants to someone and telling Milli about the errors that came with it, prompting Team Umizoomi to fix that error. So yeah, I can see Ella getting along with Dora, Milli, and Kai-Lan without issue.” Edward said.

“Agreed. Though I do wonder about what they might think of Ella's singing since that girl really loves to sing.” Lefty points out Ella’s singing.

“Dora, Kai-Lan, and Milli won't be aggressive towards Ella for singing like Chris and Sugar were. They would ask her not to sing so much to prevent restraints on her vocals. Once the three are finished with their missions, they can offer Ella an opportunity to sing with them to which Ella joyfully accepts.” Edward said.

“Yeah, and Ella would admit how happy she is with those three for allowing her to sing. The trio would compliment on how great of a singer Ella can be. At some point, Ella would reveal to the girls that she was a contestant of Total Drama, and that she was kicked out of the show just because she was singing. Upon hearing this, the three girls poured sorrow and sympathy towards Ella.” Lefty explained.

“Lefty’s right. While it is understandable that Chris was annoyed by Ella’s singing, he didn’t have to be too harsh about it, and that he should’ve let that girl join the world tour along with the returning contestants if she really loves singing. I bet if Dora, Kai-Lan, Milli, and all their friends and family were watching Total Drama, they would definitely want to hear her sing. By the end of the day, Ella would have become one of the biggest and most memorable role models to the trio along with their friends and family.” Edward finished his explanation.

“I wonder if Ella’s ideal match would become a role model to those girls.” Said Atlas.

“Only one way to find out who will be an ideal match for Ella. Now let’s play!” Edward said as he, Lefty, Atlas continued playing the game. Edward types in Ella’s name. The results make the image show the head of a pale-skinned girl with black hair wearing a pink bow-styled headband.

“Okay, let’s spin the wheel!” He exclaimed as he pressed the ‘spin the wheel’ button. The wheel rapidly spins until it slows down and stops. The wheel landed on a brown-skinned guy with black hair.

“Oh wow! The wheel landed on Dave aka Mr. Germaphobic Normal Pants himself.” Edward said.

“And I thought the wheel was going to land fellow teammate Beardo." Lefty said in a laughable tone.

"Well, it didn't, and the reason for that is due to him lasting for only one episode on the show, while Dave lasted for 9 episodes in addition to the finale. Surely, Beardo can use his noise making skills to make Ella a song, but I highly doubt it would benefit their relationship. Plus, the dude is really shy around people, and Ella is one of those people. Not to mention that Dave literally saved Ella from drowning underwater. But hey, time will only tell what happens in the future, and you know it. But in the meantime, let's discuss why Dave is an ideal match for Ella." Said Edward.

"Sunday Muse would probably be pissed that Dave is an ideal match for Ella given that he broke her heart and for paying attention to someone who already had a date. She might say something like 'That piece of crap! He doesn't deserve love! He deserves hell for what he pulled!' I could be wrong about this but this is something Sunday Muse would have said in that she is the voice of Ella and wants her to stay away from Dave." Atlas explained.

"That could be true, Atlas. Dave has spent at least 9 episodes whining about how weird his teammates are and how people don’t do things his way even though he acts lazy at times. He has mentioned that he doesn't like germs and that he sees himself as normal compared to his teammates. When it comes to romance, he tends to simp over the girl who doesn’t like him back without her telling him her secret. Once he learns that the girl of his dreams had a boyfriend and was just toying with his emotions so that the girl can win the competition, he goes berserk and attempts to sabotage her chances of winning the million dollars, as was the case with Sky, his fellow teammate. However, there are some things I would like to contradict.” Edward explained.

“Oh, and what are the contradictions you want to make?” Lefty asked.

“My contradictions about Dave is that for all of his whining, laziness, and acts of hypocrisy, he isn’t entirely a bad person. When he first came to Pahkitew Island, he made it clear that he was going to win the million dollars. When he’s assigned to his team, his complaints about his team being weird aren't completely wrong since some people have hallucinations over zombies, believe magic is real, want to replace a TV Host, etc. The only person on his team whom he views as normal is Sky, and that is part of the reason why he likes her.” Said Edward.

“I guess so, but I want to add that Dave wasted his time trying to win the heart of a girl who doesn’t love him back due to having a boyfriend. Sky was that girl he attempted to woo over. She had every opportunity to tell Dave about her boyfriend, but Dave didn’t give her a chance to say something.” Atlas replied.

“True, but Sky was also at fault because she should have said something to Dave immediately rather than just wait at the wrong time. But she didn’t tell him, and Dave went insane. And that is part of the reason what made Dave lose his mind. In addition to Sky being responsible for Dave’s madness, Chris McLean is just as guilty because he kept taunting Dave repetitively to the point where it made the boy’s determination grow further. And now, he decided to just show the secret Sky kept from him." Edward said.

"The fact that Dave lost some of his hair in the finale contributed to Dave's insanity." Lefty pointed out.

"Right! In the end, Dave has failed to find himself a girlfriend who will always be loyal to him, even if she isn't perfectly normal. Not to mention win millions of dollars and share it with the person who has liked him since day one." Edward said.

"Yeah! It's a shame that he didn't go out with the girl whose life he had saved. And I'm pretty sure this is something he'll regret in the years to come." Lefty said.

"It really is a shame, but it's also sad for how things turned out for Dave. He didn't deserved to left alone on an island to get mauled by a bear. He really didn't, and that is just so sad." Edward said.

"Well, I hope Dave is doing okay after that misfortune on Pahkitew Island, and I hope he made amends with Ella too." Atlas said.

"We have to wait and see if it really happens." Edward said. "There is no telling if Dave is able to interact with his teammates again after his outburst, especially Ella."

"That's right!" Lefty exclaimed.

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“Now that we have found all the potential lovers for all members of Team Problem Solvers and Team Supernaturals, it's time for us to close the matchmaker game and head outside for fresh air." Said Edward.

"I'm with you on this." Lefty responds.

"Me too!" Atlas exclaimed. Edward, Atlas, and Lefty went upstairs out of the basement. Edward went to his room to get his football and went back out while Lefty and Atlas were outside waiting. Edward went outside to meet up with them.

"Okay, guys. I got my football with me, and now… let's play catch." Edward said.

"Alright, but first take a look at this." Lefty said as he gives Edward a piece of folded paper.

"What's this?" Edward asked.

"I don't know. We just found it hanging at the door." Lefty said. Edward looks at the folded paper that reads 'To: Edward From: Rye.' he then unfolds the paper. Inside of it were five pieces of folded paper.

"Five folded papers? What could Rye be up to now with these folded papers?" Edward asked.

"Let's unfold all of them!" Atlas exclaimed.

"Great idea! Let's get to it!" Edward praised Atlas. They along with Lefty unfold all the papers they see. One of the unfolded papers is a letter from Rye, and the others are pictures of the Super Readers and the Science Kids in adult form together. Edward reads the letter Rye sent him.

Edward,

As I was about to go to work

I forgot to give you the print outs of the Super readers and the Science Kids with their kids

Each of the pictures feature a Super Reader paired with a Science Kid and their children

Make sure you take a look at those pictures

-Rye

"Wow, I never would have imagined that a super reader would marry a science kid." Atlas said. 

"Me neither!" Edward exclaimed. "So let's look at the photos. The first photo I have in my hand is Whyatt Beanstalk aka Super Why, the leader of the Super Readers. Sitting next to him is Gabriela Cordova, the second-in-command of the Science Kids. In front of them are their three children. Wow, this is unbelievable!" 

"I agree! Whyatt and Gabriela are probably going to teach their children to learn about and use the power to read and perform science experiments." Lefty said.

"Yep! I can totally see it happening, guys. This is a dream-come-true session for Whyatt and a magical world for Gabriela." Atlas said.

“That Whyatt has grown a beard and a mustache. And Gabriela’s hair is still red as usual.” Lefty said.

“Except it’s not braided, and it’s completely straight down.” Edward said.

“Their two daughters inherited brown skins from Whyatt and their son has yellow skin from Gabriela.” Lefty said.

“The colors sky blue and pink look cool on the daughters’ dresses.” Atlas said.

“The suit fits perfectly on the son.” Lefty said.

“Yeah!” Atlas said.

“Alright, time to move onto the next photo.” Edward said.

“Right! So what do you have next in your hand, Edward?” Lefty asked.

“I have a photo of Sid, the leader of the science kids. Right next to him is his wife Princess Pea aka Princess Presto. The two have a baby together, with Princess Pea holding the baby with a white cloth.” Edward responded.

"That Sid really made himself a prince to someone who really knows how to use a magic wand to spell words." Lefty said.

"Yeah, haha! Word! That's facts, Lefty." Edward said. "Now that Sid married a princess, he'll be learning what it really means to be of royalty."

"That's right!" Atlas said.

"So, what's the next photo in your hand?" Lefty asked.

"I have a photo featuring Gerald and Red Riding Hood aka Wonder Red sitting beside each other. Sitting on their laps are their two daughters. One of them has Gerald's purple skin and the other has Red's pale skin." Edward responds.

"Their daughters are probably gonna learn how to rap just like Red. Red would be so proud." Atlas said.

"Yeah, and Gerald would be excited about it, too." Lefty said. "Rapping is science in Gerald's book after all."

"Well, I hope whatever future they have works out for them. With that said, let's take a look at the final photo I have in my hand. Are you guys ready?" Edward said.

"Yeah!" Lefty and Atlas said in unison.

"Okay, so the final photo I have features Littlest Pig aka Alpha Pig, May, their pets a cat and dog, and their two sons." Edward said.

"Pig and May, huh?" Lefty said. "I guess Gretchen Gritcherson isn't the only character with a potential love interest of a different species."

"That is true, Lefty. As mentioned earlier, it doesn't matter if two people are of the same species or not. They can still love each other for who they truly are. I think May and Pig are going to have a great life together." Edward said.

"That's right! Speaking of having a life together, let's take a look at their pets and sons." Atlas said.

"I like how the beagle is colored. White fur all over the body and black fur on its eyes." Lefty said.

"Their cat is so adorable! A pink cat with orange stripes is so cool!" Atlas exclaimed.

"Look at their two sons, Atlas. They look so refreshing in their outfits." Lefty said.

"I know, right?" Atlas said.

"One son takes after Pig in terms of physical appearance and the other takes after May. Both sons are wearing short-sleeved shirts with jean overalls layering over them. One son has a green shirt and the other has a gray shirt. I guess they like how their father dresses himself after all, huh?" Edward said.

"It sure seems that way, Edward." Atlas said. "It sure does." Atlas and Lefty then put all the pictures back inside the paper in folded form and slid them back in the house through the mail slot.

"So, you guys are done looking at the photos?" Edward asked.

"Yep! We're done gushing at the photos. 100%!" Lefty responded.

"Alright, then! Let's head to the park to play catch!" Edward said.

"Alright!" Lefty exclaimed in joy.

"Let's hit the show on the road!" Atlas said.

And so, the three friends are heading to the park to play catch. As they head to the park, a lot of things are happening now. Humming birds are humming a tune on top of a house. Cars are taking detours due to construction. Hospital trucks and cop cars are speeding fast due to an emergency. Rye is fixing smartphones as well as other portable devices. There is nothing that can get in the way of the three friends because the three friends are smarter than one thinks. The three friends are not people to underestimate so easily, and everyone knows very well.

THE END!