Chapter 1: Episode 1 - Take the Plunge
Chapter Text
Everything that happened in BFDI 1a is the same as in canon. No changes were necessary. The teams are also the same.
Announce: “The first challenge is to build a boat and sail over the Goiky Canal. On the other side of the canal, there is a ribbon. That ribbon is your finish line. The first team to cross the finish line wins, and the first contestant to cross it gets a special prize. You have half an hour to build a boat. Go.”
SQUISHY CHERRIES
Pin: “Okay, team! Any ideas?”
Blocky: “I was thinking of using Spongy! That would be pretty funny!”
Spongy: “No!”
Pin: “Blocky! You can’t just go around using your teammates as boats!”
Blocky: “Why not?”
Pin: “Well, you just can’t!”
Blocky: “Pin, it’s Spongy. No one’ll care.”
Spongy: “I care!”
Blocky: “You don’t count.”
Bubble: “Oi care too!”
Blocky: “You don’t count either!”
Bubble: (To Match and Pencil) “That Blocky is such a bully!”
Match: “Like, tell me about it!”
Pencil: “I mean, he does have a point.”
Blocky: “Alright, if you think we shouldn’t use Spongy as a boat, raise your hand. Voting ends in one second. Oh, looks like no one raised their hand! Guess that means we’re using Spongy as our boat then.”
Bubble: “Not foir!”
Eraser: “Yo guys, I think we should probably come to an agreement. Why don’t we use Woody as our boat?”
Woody: “H-huh?!”
Blocky: “I’d be down for that.”
Pin: “Sure! Woody is useless anyways.”
Pencil: “Wait! We can’t use Woody as our boat!”
Woody: (Sigh of relief)
Pencil: “He’s too small to hold all of us at once!”
Woody: (Panicked noises)
Blocky: “We don’t have to use only Woody! We can just chop down some trees and make a boat with those AND Woody!”
Pen: “That sounds like a good idea! Does anyone have a chainsaw?”
Match: “Like, why would, like, someone just randomly have a chainsaw, like, with them?”
Blocky: “I have a chainsaw!”
And on cue, Blocky pulls out a chainsaw. The rest of the Cherries justifiably step back.
Firey: “Uh… why?”
Blocky: “Why not?”
Beat.
Eraser: “Anyways, let’s get chopping!”
Woody: “NOOOOO!”
Woody takes a chainsaw to the face courtesy of Blocky.
SQUASHY GRAPES
Golf Ball: “Alright everyone, if we want to win, we must follow my plan! Tennis Ball, bring out the chalkboard!”
Tennis Ball wheels a giant chalkboard forward.
Snowball: “Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring!”
Golf Ball: “It’s not boring, you small-minded ignoramus! It’s an ingenious strategy!”
Coiny: “I say we copy what the other team is doing!”
Snowball: “Heck yeah! Murder rules!”
Golf Ball: “NO! We’ll use an original idea!”
Coiny: “Wait, did you hear that? It sounds like boring words!”
Golf Ball: “Gr!”
Golf Ball kicks Coiny off beyond the horizon.
Coiny: (From afar) “YOUR IDEAS STILL SUCK!”
Tennis Ball: “I say we build a motorboat, without killing anyone.”
Leafy: “That sounds wonderful! Let’s go, gang!”
Everyone (minus SB, GB, IC, and Flower): “Yeah!”
Tennis Ball: “Okay, first, we need supplies.”
Golf Ball: “I know the perfect place to get supplies! Don’t follow me!”
Golf Ball runs off. After a few seconds of silence have passed…
Snowball: “Let’s follow her.”
Tennis Ball: “Um, I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”
Snowball: “Oh yeah?! What are you gonna do about it?!”
Tennis Ball: “Um…”
Snowball: “That’s what I thought!”
He follows Golf Ball. Everyone else just stands around.
Leafy: “Oh, I have an idea! What if we do some icebreakers while we wait for SB and GB?”
Flower: “Good idea!”
Flower picks up Ice Cube and happily smashes her against Rocky, who just smiles blankly throughout the whole ordeal.
Leafy: “Flower! You know that’s not what I meant!”
Rocky: “Bulleh!” (vomits on Leafy)
Leafy: “Yuck!” (wipes the vomit off herself)
Flower: “Ha ha!”
Rocky vomits on Flower next.
Flower: “ARGH! You’re disgusting!”
Flower kicks Rocky off beyond the horizon.
Leafy: “Flower! That was MEAN!”
Flower: “He deserved it!”
Snowball and Golf Ball return, the latter carrying a bunch of boat materials.
Golf Ball: “Alright team, I’m- wait, where is Snowball?”
Snowball: “Right here!”
Golf Ball: (Turning around in shock) “GAH!”
Snowball: “That’s right, I followed you! And guess what? I also saw your-”
Before he can finish, Golf Ball whips out a laser gun and vaporizes him.
Leafy: “GB!”
Golf Ball: “You saw nothing!”
SQUISHY CHERRIES
The Squishy Cherries are using the Woody Recovery Center as a means to get more wood. Bubble watches on with disdain.
Bubble: “OMBB! This is oinacceptable!”
Pencil: “Shut up!”
Match: “Pence-Pence, like, you shouldn’t be mean to your friends!”
Pencil: “I’m not mean , Match, I just have a low tolerance for complaining! If you disagree, then you’re out of the alliance.”
Match: (Sigh) “You’re right. I should have known.”
Pencil: “Good!”
Blocky: “Yo, the boat’s almost done! We just need to finish one more side!”
Woody gets recovered again. He lands right on Blocky’s chainsaw and gets sliced in half.
Pen: “Sick boat, dude!”
Blocky: “I know, right? Just don’t touch it too hard, cus it might fall apart.”
The Squishy Cherries get on the boat, with Firey taking his time so he doesn’t accidentally burn it. Spongy is about to get on, when…
Pin: “Hey! No sponges allowed!”
Spongy: “What?! Why not?!”
Pen: “Sorry Spongy, you’re too big and heavy! We’ll have to tie your legs to the boat and drag you along!”
Spongy: “Fine!”
Pencil pulls out some rope and does just that.
Pin: “We’re all set!”
The Squishy Cherries (minus Spongy) cheer.
SQUASHY GRAPES
The Squashy Grapes are building their boat, with Coiny, Flower, and Rocky just standing around, not helping.
Coiny: “Ugh, building this boat is so tiring.”
Needle: “You’re not even helping us build!”
Coiny: “I know! I mean standing around and watching you guys build the boat is tiring!”
Rocky: “Bulleh!” (vomits on the boat)
Golf Ball: “Gah! Rocky!”
Tennis Ball: “I got this.”
Tennis Ball begins hosing the boat down with a pressure washer (don’t ask).
Leafy: “Yeah! Let’s go, team! We got this!”
Golf Ball: “Be quiet, Leafy! I’m trying to concentrate!”
Needle: “Boat’s looking pretty good so far.”
Leafy: “I agree, Needy!”
Needle: (Slaps Leafy) “Don’t call me Needy!”
Leafy: “Ow! Gr! I guess some people just don’t appreciate my niceness! What about you, TD? You don’t hate me, do you?”
Teardrop: (Shakes head)
Leafy: “Yeah! Since you don’t hate me, that automatically makes us friends! Here, I want you to have this!”
Before Teardrop can protest, Leafy hands her a sheet of paper that reads “TO MY BEST FRIEND!!!!”
Announcer: “Ding! Boat building time is up.”
Golf Ball: “How’s it looking, TB?”
Tennis Ball: “Great! Now everyone, get in!”
Everyone gets in, minus Rocky.
Flower: “This boat looks terrible! You should have built me a yacht instead!”
Golf Ball: “Headcount! Headcount!”
Tennis Ball: “We need to recover Snowball.”
Leafy: “Oh yeah, Ice Cube’s still dead as well! Recover her too!”
Coiny: “I’m on it!”
Coiny runs off and returns seconds later with Snowball and Ice Cube. As Snowball jumps on the boat, Coiny throws Ice Cube, making her shatter on impact.
Coiny: “Oops.”
Coiny runs off again and comes back with Ice Cube. The same thing happens.
Golf Ball: “COINY! Stop screwing around!”
Coiny: “Don’t you mean coining around?”
Silence.
Coiny: “Fine.”
Coiny recovers Ice Cube a third time. As he tosses her on the boat, Needle catches her.
Needle: “You’re an idiot.”
Coiny: “Gr!” (gets in the boat)
Announcer: “Now get in the water.”
Announcer pushes their boat into the water.
Golf Ball: “TB! Start the motor! I don’t trust anyone else to do it, especially Coiny!”
Tennis Ball: “Fine.”
Tennis Ball turns on the motor and the boat propels forward. Meanwhile, the Cherries are struggling.
Blocky: “Uh, what are we gonna use for oars?”
Eraser: “Match, Pencil, you two are pretty oar-like.”
Pencil: “Don’t you dare!”
Eraser: “Sorry.”
Eraser and Pen grab Pencil and Match respectively and begin using them to paddle. Pencil and Match complain, although most of it is blocked out, due to them being underwater.
Blocky: “Uh, Pen? Bro? You’re oar-like too.”
Pen: “What?! Blocky, we’re bros! Why would you even suggest that?!”
Blocky: “Come on, being an oar isn’t so bad! Plus, it’ll be pretty funny.”
Pen: “Hm, good point.”
Eraser: “Are you sure you’ll be okay with this?”
Pen: “Yeah, I’ll be fine! Firey, you take Match!”
Pen tosses Match to Firey while Blocky starts using Pen as an oar.
Match: “OMW, like, put me down, Firey!”
Firey: “There is no Match. Only oar.”
Firey starts using Match as an oar, much to her displeasure.
Match: “Whyyyyyyy!?”
SQUASHY GRAPES
Coiny: (Singing) “What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with-”
Needle: “What are you doing?”
Coiny: “Singing sea shanties! Join in!”
Flower: “NO! You better stop singing that, or I’ll throw you over!”
Coiny: “Okay, okay, fine! I’ll stop singing that song!” (beat) “IT’S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRI-”
Teardrop: (Covers her non-existent ears from Coiny’s terrible singing)
Flower: “I WARNED YOU!”
Flower tosses Coiny overboard.
Coiny: “OKAY, I’M SORRY, I’LL STOP SINGING! PLEASE LET ME BACK ON!”
Golf Ball: “TB! Turn the ship around! And be hasty! We’re losing precious time!”
Tennis Ball turns the ship around so Needle and Teardrop can begrudgingly let Coiny back on.
Coiny: “Phew! I sure do love not drowning!”
Needle: “Yeah, whatever.”
Spongy: “I don’t appreciate the position I’m in, you know!”
Blocky: “Flip him around so his face is underwater! That way we don’t have to hear him complain!”
Spongy: “No wait!”
Pin flips Spongy around.
Blocky: “Just kidding! I’m not that cruel.”
Bubble: “But you moirdered Woody for no roison!”
Blocky: “That didn’t count.”
Pin begrudgingly flips Spongy back over, who takes a large breath of air.
Spongy: “Thank you!”
Pin: “I didn’t do it because I wanted to, you know.”
Spongy: “Oh.”
Leafy: (From afar in her own team’s boat) “HIIIIIII CHERRIES!”
Firey: “Oh my oxygen- just ignore her.” (avoids making eye contact)
Leafy: “HEY FIREY, YOU WANNA BE FRIENDS?!”
Blocky and Eraser: “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!”
Firey: “SHUT UP!” (calling out to Leafy) “Hey Leafy! I think I heard Coiny saying he wants to be your friend!”
Leafy: (Gasp) “Really?!”
Coiny: “Uh, yeah! I’d totally wanna be your friend, Leafster!”
Leafy: “Woohoo!”
Leafy and Coiny high five.
Firey: “Wait, what?! You weren’t actually supposed to become friends!”
Blocky: “Ha ha!”
Firey slaps Blocky.
SQUASHY GRAPES
Coiny: “Guys! I see land!”
Flower: “Finally! I’m turning up the motor on this thing so I can win faster!”
Golf Ball: “FLOWER, NO!-”
Alas, it is too late. Flower presses a button that makes the motor spin INCREDIBLY fast. They make it to shore in no time, but now a new problem has arisen; their boat isn’t stopping.
Golf Ball: “EVERYONE DISMOUNT!”
The Squashy Grapes do as Golf Ball says. As the motorboat eventually leaves the ground and whizzes past the stratosphere, the Squashy Grapes make it to the finish line.
Snowball: “Yeah! We won!”
Announcer: “Incorrect. You need your entire team here to be safe. You’re missing someone.”
Snowball: “What?! Gr!”
Needle: “Since when was that a rule?!”
Announcer: “Since now.”
Tennis Ball: “Uh, guys? Where’s Rocky?”
Golf Ball: “Ugh! Of course, it had to be him of all people! Everybody head back! We can’t let the Cherries win!”
Coiny: “How? Our boat flew away.”
Golf Ball: “Swim, you fool!”
Coiny: “No! I already contributed enough. I sang sea shanties for our team!”
Teardrop slaps Coiny.
Leafy: “I’ll go! You guys just sit tight!”
Leafy jumps into the water and begins swimming back to get Rocky, passing the Cherries’ boat.
Pin: “Was that leafy that just swam past us?”
Pen: “Why was she swimming back the other way?”
Blocky: “Never mind that! We’re almost to shore!”
The Cherries make it to shore, where Pin unties Spongy. Pencil and Match spit out the excess water they had in their mouths, with Pencil spitting out a fish as well.
Flower: “Get lost! We were here first!”
Flower picks up Ice Cube and chucks her at Blocky.
Ice Cube: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-”
Blocky: (Gets floored by Ice Cube) “Oof!”
Flower tries chucking Golf Ball next, but it’s too late. Pin has already ripped the ribbon.
Announcer: “The Squishy Cherries win, meaning the Squashy Grapes lose and therefore will have to vote for one of their members to leave the battle for Dream Island.”
Snowball: “BOOOOOOO!”
Announcer: “Additionally, because Pin ripped the ribbon, she gets a Win Token.”
Pin: “A what?”
Announcer: “If you use it during Cake and Stake, half of your votes won’t count. Here you go.”
Announcer chucks a Win Token at Pin, which she catches.
Pin: “Yeah!”
Announcer: “Now then, who wants to see a magic trick?”
Bubble: “Oi sure do!”
Announcer: “Okay then.”
A large springboard concealed under the sand catapults every contestant back to Goiky. Around this time, Leafy has made it back to dry land, where Rocky continues to stand around aimlessly.
Leafy: “There you are, Rocky! Come on, let’s get back to our team! We should be able to win if-”
Before she can finish her sentence, Bubble lands next to her.
Leafy: “Oh, hello Bubble!”
Bubble: “Huh?! Where’s everyone oilse?”
On cue, the remaining 17 contestants land on top of Bubble, killing her.
Leafy: “Oh no! But if you’re back here, does that mean we lost?!”
Golf Ball: “No thanks to Rocky! Way to screw up our chances!”
Rocky: “Bulleh!” (vomits on Golf Ball)
Snowball: “Ha ha!”
Rocky: “Bulleh!” (vomits on Snowball)
Golf Ball: “Everyone, gather around! We need to decide who to eliminate!”
Leafy: “I don’t think we should eliminate anyone! You’re all just so wonderful!”
Flower: “I say we vote for Rocky! It was because of him we lost the challenge!”
Leafy: “Hey! Don’t say that in front of Rocky! You might hurt his feelings!”
Flower: “Leafy, I don’t think he even knows what we’re talking about.”
Rocky blinks one eye at a time.
Flower: “See?”
Coiny: “I say we vote Golf Ball cus she sucks.”
Golf Ball: “What?! You can’t vote for me! I’m the team leader!”
Tennis Ball: “I thought Leafy was the leader.”
Golf Ball briefly scowls at him.
Tennis Ball: “I mean… yeah! You can’t vote for Golf Ball!”
Golf Ball: “Since the general consensus is to vote for Rocky, I say we vote for him so I won’t be eliminated, and therefore you’ll believe I’m on your side.”
Needle: “You realize you just said that out loud, right?”
Golf Ball: “Whoops. Guess I’ll just have to erase that from your memories later.”
Needle: “YOU SAID THAT OUT LOUD AS WELL!”
Coiny: “GB’s acting pretty suspicious! I say we vote for her.”
Snowball: “I agree! She said my brain was small!”
Teardrop: (Spitefully points to Coiny)
Coiny: “Wha?! You’re voting for me?! Teardrop, why?! I thought we were friends!”
Teardrop: (Facepalms)
Cut to later that night, where the Squashy Grapes are ready for Cake at Stake.
Announcer: “Welcome, Squashy Grapes, to your first ever Cake at Stake ceremony. As you can see, in front of each of you is a voting machine. You’ll use these to vote for who you want to leave the game. When the votes are cast, the person with the most votes will be treated with TLC.”
Leafy: “Oh, it’s okay, guys! Whoever’s eliminated will be fine!”
Announcer: “Coiny, your constant singing annoyed your teammates. You actively refused to help them build the boat, and when they realized Rocky was missing, you refused to find him.”
Coiny: “I refuse to feel bad.”
Announcer: “Flower, you bully and harass the other contestants without a second thought. Not only that, but you endangered their lives with your rash thinking and threw Ice Cube and Golf Ball.”
Flower: “If you eliminate me, I’ll crush you with my Announcer Crusher!”
Announcer: “Too bad I already sold it because of budget cuts.”
Flower: “Gr!”
Announcer: “Rocky, you’re a complete and utter hindrance to your team and do nothing but vomit on them. An absolute one-trick pony and you’re the reason your team lost in the first place.”
Rocky: “Bulleh!” (vomits on the Announcer)
Announcer: “Gross. And finally, Golf Ball. You already aren’t very popular with some of your teammates because of your bossy and commanding personality.”
Golf Ball: “But it was my boat that almost caused us to win! I’m the one trying to lead this team!”
Coiny: “Oh my mint, would you PLEASE be quiet?! Announcery, let us vote now.”
Announcer: “Very well. You may vote.”
Everyone votes for who they want to be eliminated.
Announcer: “The votes have been cast. It is now time to reveal who. Will. Be. Eliminated. ”
The Grapes tense.
Announcer: “First vote: Rocky.”
Rocky: :)
Announcer: “Second vote: Golf Ball.”
Golf Ball glares at Snowball.
Announcer: “Third vote: Rocky. That’s two votes for Rocky, one vote for Golf Ball.”
More tense silence.
Announcer: “Fourth vote: Coiny.”
Coiny: “WHAT!? WHO?!”
Teardrop: >:)
Announcer: “Be quiet, Coiny. Fifth vote: Golf Ball. Two votes Golf Ball, two votes Rocky, one vote Coiny. The sixth vote goes to…”
Silence.
Announcer: “Rocky.”
Golf Ball: (Exhales with relief)
Announcer: “Seventh vote: Leafy.”
Leafy: “Sorry, that was me! I couldn’t choose someone to-”
Announcer: “Shush. These votes are supposed to be anonymous. Anyways, where was I? Eighth vote goes to… Golf Ball. Three votes Rocky, three votes Golf Ball, one vote Coiny, and one vote Leafy. Two votes remain. However, none of those votes are for Needle, Ice Cube, Tennis Ball, Snowball, Flower, or Teardrop, so they are all safe.”
Tennis Ball: “Yaaay!”
Announcer: “You all get slices of cake.”
The safe contestants get cake flung at them. Ice Cube and Tennis Ball fail to catch their slices.
Tennis Ball: “Hey! No fair!”
Announcer: “Life isn’t fair. Coiny and Leafy?”
Leafy: “Y-yeah?”
Announcer: “You two also get to stay for another day. Fling.”
Leafy and Coiny get cake slices.
Leafy: “Here Coiny, you can have mine!”
Announcer: “GB, Rocky, you are in the bottom two. The last remaining votes are both for the same person. Anything you want to say?”
Golf Ball: “WHAT?! Unlike most of YOU guys, I was actually HELPING our team!”
Rocky vomits a message that reads “DON’T FORGET TO GIVE KUDOS IF YOU LIKED THE EPISODE!”
Announcer: “Uh, okay then. The final two votes go to...”
Golf Ball is silently panicking. Rocky, as always, has a blank smile on his face, completely unaware of his surroundings.
Announcer: “ …Rocky. ”
Golf Ball: “HAH! Take that, you worthless creature!”
Golf Ball takes a cake slice to the face.
Announcer: “It’s time for you to go.”
The Sender Scoop Thrower flings Rocky away into a large metal box labeled the T iny L oser C hamber.
Leafy: “Hey! That wasn’t TLC!”
Announcer: “Yes it was. That was the Tiny Loser Chamber.”
Leafy: “I thought it stood for Tender Loving Care!”
Snowball: “I like this version more!”
Announcer: “And so concludes the first episode of BFDI Reimagined. Thanks for reading, and we hope you’ll stick around to see who will be eliminated next time. Until then, may all your bees be my wax.”
Needle: “Who are you talking to?”
Announcer:
“Nobody.”
SQUISHY CHERRIES: Blocky, Bubble, Eraser, Firey, Match, Pen, Pencil, Pin, Spongy, Woody
SQUASHY GRAPES: Coiny, Flower, Golf Ball, Ice Cube, Leafy, Needle, Snowball, Teardrop, Tennis Ball
THE TLC: Rocky (20th)
Chapter 2: Episode 2 - Barriers and Pitfalls
Summary:
This time it's an obstacle course! Eraser, Pen, Pencil, and Spongy go rescue Blocky. Firey and Coiny fiercely battle. It's a race against time!
Chapter Text
The episode starts off with the Woody Recovery Center recovering Woody.
Blocky: “Ayyy, wood man! What’s up!”
Woody: (Angrily turns away) “Hmph!”
Blocky: “Oh, that’s right, I killed you a bunch of times. Forgot.”
Woody: (Mumbling) “Go away!”
Blocky: “Nah. Not until I do this.”
Blocky throws Woody at Firey, burning him alive, and then leaves. Woody is recovered yet again. Pan over to Leafy watching this from afar.
Woody: (Sighs, then sits down on the ground)
Leafy: (Walking over to Woody) “Hey Woody! Feeling down?”
Woody: “Yeah.”
Leafy: “Blocky’s been giving you a lot of trouble, huh? Well, why don’t you hang out with me and Coiny?”
Woody: “O-okay…”
Leafy: “Yeah!”
Leafy brings Woody over to Coiny, who is throwing darts (including the recommended character Dart) at a picture of Firey taped to a tree.
Leafy: “Hey Coiny! Look who I brought along with us! It’s Woody!”
Coiny: (Apathetic) “Cool.”
Leafy: “Huh? Why do you sound like you don’t care?!”
Coiny: “I mean… I don’t even like Woody that much, so I’m surprised that you think I SHOULD care.”
Coiny throws another dart, which hits someone off-screen.
Flower: “OW! WHO THREW THAT?!”
Coiny: (Panicking) “Youknowwhatonsecondthoughtlet’shangout!”
Coiny hastily moves Woody and Leafy away to somewhere else. The three of them stand around in silence for a few seconds.
Leafy: “So… what do you wanna do?”
Coiny: “Ooh, ooh! Let’s call Needle Needy!”
Needle is seen walking in the background until she hears Coiny utter the dreaded N-Word, at which point she runs over to him and slaps him.
Needle: “Don’t call me Needy!”
Leafy: “Hey! That wasn’t very nice of you, Needy!”
Needle slaps Leafy.
Woody: “Needy!”
Woody’s turn to get slapped.
Coiny: “Whoa, Needle! You need to, like, take a chill pill. Dial it back with the slapping.”
Needle: “I only slap people when they deserve it!”
Coiny: “No, you only slap people when they call you Needy.”
Needle: “Exactly! Also…”
Coiny is slapped yet again.
Needle: “Don’t call me Needy!”
Coiny: “GRRR!”
Coiny slaps Needle beyond the horizon.
Woody: (Panicked sounds)
Announcer: “Guys, stop fighting. It’s time for the next challenge to begin already.”
Woody: (Relieved sounds)
Everyone is seen standing in front of the huge obstacle course from the actual episode.
Announcer: “The second challenge is to complete the obstacle course. You have an hour to complete it. Whoever manages to fill their team’s tank with water at the end wins. And yes, the first person to complete the course will get a Win Token.”
Snowball: “Hah! Easy! None of you armless chumps better get in my way!”
Announcer: “3, 2, 1, go.”
Everyone immediately starts doing the obstacle course. Spongy is lagging behind.
Spongy: “Hey! Wait for me!”
Bubble: “You can do it, Spoingy!”
Snowball is in first place, followed by Needle. Eventually, she passes him.
Ice Cube: “Wow! Needle’s such a fast runner!”
Snowball: “Shut up, I’m fast too!”
Snowball tries to pass Needle, but he trips and falls into the Failer’s Waiting Room.
Snowball: “Oh, come on!”
Pen: “Hey, uh, Eraser? Where did Blocky go?!”
Eraser: “Oh, uhhh…”
FLASHBACK
Eraser: “Hey Blocky! I’ll give you twenty dollars if you jump into that fish’s mouth.” (points to a large fish monster)
Blocky: “You’re on!”
END OF FLASHBACK
Pen: >:(
Eraser: “It seemed like a funny idea at the time! Guess we gotta go look for him now, don’t we?”
Pen: “Of course! Pencil, you come with us. And, uhhh, bring Spongy as well.”
Pencil: “What?! No way! I have to stick with my alliance!”
Eraser: “Like you have a choice.”
Eraser drags Pencil away from Match and Bubble. Spongy and Pen leave with them.
Match: “OMW, I cannot, like, believe Eraser just did that!”
Cut to Leafy, Ice Cube, and Needle in the front. Needle steps on a pressure plate, which causes a wall to begin rising. Leafy and Ice Cube easily make it over without trying much.
MEANWHILE…
Pencil: (Singing to a fish monster) “Spit him out, yeah, yeah, yeah, don’t eat him, yeah, yeah, yeah, so we can win the contest, so we can win the contest!”
Spongy: “How long is this gonna take?”
Pencil: “Be quiet, smelly thing! Complete concentration is required!” (clears throat) “Come on and open that-”
Spongy grabs onto the fish monster’s tongue and yanks it, causing it to spit out Blocky.
Pen: “Blocky! You’re okay!”
Blocky: “Ha ha ha! Oh man, that was AWESOME! Disgusting, yet awesome!” (matter-of-factly) “Oh, and Eraser? You still owe me twenty dollars.”
Eraser: “Aw man!”
The fish monster wraps its tongue around Pencil.
Pencil: “Yikes!”
Needle, Leafy, and Ice Cube make it to the rock wall climbing section of the challenge. Flower and Coiny arrive as well.
Coiny: “Our team is dominating!”
Leafy: “Here, Icy! Since you don’t have any arms, I’ll help you climb!”
Ice Cube: “Thanks!”
Flower: “Hey! Help me climb as well!”
Leafy: “Uh, sorry Flower! But I think you should do it yourself!”
Flower: “What?! Are you saying I’m not worth helping because I’m not beautiful enough?!”
Leafy: “THAT’S NOT WHAT I SAID AT ALL!”
Woody, Firey, and Teardrop make it to the rising wall. Teardrop climbs over with ease. Firey does relatively well while Woody struggles a lot. Pin makes it and begins to climb as well. She makes it to the top the same time as Firey, but he flips her over, causing her to get stuck.
Pin: “Oh no! I’m stuck! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! We’re on the same TEAM, idiot!”
Firey: “Ha ha!”
Firey ignores her and moves on. Woody makes it to the top of the wall.
Pin: “Get out of here, Woody!”
Pin slaps Woody off the wall and into the Failer’s Waiting Room. Back with the Cool Squad and Spongy trying to free Pencil.
Pen: “This isn’t working! We need something to loosen its grip!”
Blocky: “I have just the thing!”
Blocky pulls out his chainsaw. The fish monster gets intimidated and lets go of Pencil, retreating back into the water.
Blocky: “Oh. That… wasn’t my intention.”
Pencil: “Doesn’t matter! Let’s go, go, GO!”
Pencil and the other Cherries run back to the obstacle course, where Match and Bubble are waiting.
Match: “Like, about time you got back! Now let’s go super fast!”
Bubble: “Yoy!”
The remaining Cherries begin the challenge. They make it to the rising wall, where TB and GB are. Pin is still stuck.
Golf Ball: “You! Help us up!”
Eraser: “Nuh-uh! You’re Grapes!”
Golf Ball: “Fruit-ist!”
The Cherries work together to toss Spongy over, but they undershoot. Spongy snags onto Pin, causing the wall to bend and snap (with the momentum launching Pen). All three of them fall into the Failer’s Waiting Room.
Pencil: “Oops. But look on the bright side! No more wall!”
The contestants move on. Needle, Ice Cube, and Leafy make it to the elevator as Coiny gets knocked off the rock wall by a boxing glove.
Coiny: (Off-screen) “Aw, seriously?!”
Leafy: “Hey Icy, watch this!”
Leafy holds a bowling ball over Ice Cube’s head and lets go of it. They both descend at the same speed.
Ice Cube: “Wow!”
Eventually, the elevator reaches the bottom, and the bowling ball shatters Ice Cube.
Needle: “Seriously?”
Leafy: “I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to kill her!”
Needle: “Yeah, I know, but… you probably should’ve seen that coming.”
Needle and Leafy get on the ski lift while Flower, Teardrop, and Firey get on the elevator. The remaining Squishy Cherries, plus GB and TB, make it to the rock wall.
Golf Ball: “Arms would be useful right about now.”
Eraser: “Sucks to be you!”
Shortly after Eraser begins climbing, he gets knocked off by a boxing glove and into the Failer’s Waiting Room.
Tennis Ball: “Hey Golf Ball, look!”
Tennis Ball gestures to an alternate path off to the side of the rock wall. Meanwhile, Pencil, Bubble, Match, and Blocky make it to the elevator. Bubble gets on, but it begins descending before anyone else can.
Blocky: “Dang it! Now we have to wait even longer!”
Match: “Bubble had, like, better win for us!”
Meanwhile, Needle and Leafy make it to the other side of the ski lift, followed by Flower, Firey, Teardrop, and slogging behind them is Coiny.
Leafy: “Let’s go!”
Leafy and Needle continue running, but Leafy falls into a trap door and lands in the Loser’s Waiting Room. Needle is fast enough to avoid them. Flower, Firey, Teardrop, and Coiny also start dodging them, but Flower is the only one to fall in. Firey also pushes Teardrop into a trap door.
Coiny: “Hey Firey!” (slaps Firey)
Firey: “Hey Coiny!” (slaps Coiny)
Firey and Coiny get into a brutal slap-off. Needle notices this and drags Coiny away from his arch-enemy.
Needle: “We don’t have time for this! Let’s get moving!”
Back to the ski lift, Pencil, Match, and Blocky are on the move. GB and TB try to jump to one as it’s moving but fall into the Failer’s Waiting Room. Bubble is in the part with the trap doors, gracefully gliding over each one.
Bubble: “Being a bubble has its poirks!”
Back to Firey, Coiny, and Needle in the needle in a haystack part of the challenge.
Coiny: “Oh no! This is gonna be impossible! I hate needles!”
Needle: “Uh, I’m standing right here.”
Coiny: “Not you, obviously! You’re… well… you’re not terrible. ”
Needle: “Whatever.”
Needle gets an idea. She lets herself get scanned by the door, causing it to open. She also gets a Win Token for this.
Needle: “Yeah!”
Firey: “Oh, come on! That’s not fair!”
Coiny: “Haha, loser!”
Firey: “GRRR!”
Firey gets an idea of his own. He burns one of the haystacks to a crisp.
Firey: “Wow, that was some really dry hay! But I got one!”
Firey scans his needle and moves on to the water tank section of the challenge. Coiny and Needle already have the lead.
Firey: “Aw man! Water! My one weakness! Guess I’ll have to wait for someone to show up and help me!”
Coiny: “Haha!”
Cut to Bubble surpassing the trap doors. She’s made it to the needle in the haystack challenge.
Bubble: “Oh my bubble blower! This is going to take OIGES!”
Bubble gets to work at finding a needle. Eventually, Pencil and Blocky catch up.
Bubble: “Pencil, you’re here! But where’s Match?”
Pencil: “She fell into one of the trap doors. Let’s get searching!”
Bubble: “Okay-”
Blocky suddenly pops Bubble.
Pencil: “BLOCKY!”
Blocky: “What? I didn’t get to kill her at all during this episode!”
Pencil: “Well, now we’re gonna fall even MORE behind because of you, blockhead!”
Blocky: “I AM a blockhead! GAH! Just search already!”
Blocky and Pencil start searching for a Needle. Firey goes increasingly worried.
Firey: “Hurry up! The Grapes are ahead of us!”
Blocky: “I don’t see you doing anything!”
Firey: “That’s because-”
Announcer: “Boop. Time’s up. The Squashy Grapes have completely filled their tank, while the Squishy Cherries haven't collected a single drop. They are up for elimination.”
Needle: “Yeah!”
Coiny and Needle high-five.
Announcer: “But first we have to get-” (speaking fastly) “-Snowball and Teardrop and Woody and Match and Eraser and Leafy and Pin and Spongy and Tennis Ball and Golf Ball and Pen and Flower.”
All of the aforementioned contestants are scooped out of the Failer’s Waiting Room by a giant net.
Needle: “Recover Ice Cube as well!”
Pencil: “Ooh, ooh, and Bubble!”
Announcer: “The BRC should be recovering Bubble any second now. As for Ice Cube, the ICRCC is busy creating a new Ice Cube Recovery Center. However, it’s quite slow. It should be finished warming up by the next episode.”
Coiny: “How ironic that the ICRCC needs to finish warming up!”
Announcer: “Cherries, I will see you at Cake at Stake.” (leaves)
Firey: “I’m sorry I lost the challenge, guys! Please don’t vote me out!”
Coiny: “Here’s a pro tip; please do!”
Firey: “YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!” (slaps Coiny)
Match: “Yeah, I’m, like, voting for Spongy. He is way too fat and smelly.”
Spongy: “Hey! Fat shaming isn't cool!”
Blocky: “Nobody cares about your opinion!”
Spongy: >:O
Pencil: “Yeah, well guess what?! I’m voting for Blocky! I still don’t forgive you for killing Bubble!”
Blocky: “Totally worth it.”
Match: “He WHAT?! Okay, like, I’m changing my vote to Blocky now!”
Pin: “Well, I know who I’m voting for!” (glares at Firey)
Firey: “I’m sorry, okay?! The last section had water in it, and you know water is my poison!”
Pin: “That’s not what I’m talking about and you know it!”
Firey: “Huh? Then why vote me out over Spongy or Woody? Or even Blocky!?”
Pin: “Are you serious?! You should know exactly why! I could have helped us win if you hadn’t sabotaged me!”
The Squishy Cherries gasp.
Eraser: “…Wait, was I supposed to gasp as well?”
Firey: “I… wait, I thought… um… I don’t know what you mean, heh heh!”
Blocky: “Okay, I’m still voting for Spongy, but like, Firey’s on pretty thin ice now!”
Firey: (Gulp)
Cut to the Squishy Cherries at Cake at Stake. Bubble is among them.
Announcer: “Welcome to your first Cake at Stake, Cherries. I presume most of you know how this works, so I’ll just give you the short version. Use the tablets in front of you to vote for who you want to leave the battle for Dream Island. Whoever gets the most votes will leave, and be treated with TLC.”
Bubble: “OMBB, I’ve never been so noirvous befoire!”
Pencil: “You’ll be fine, Bub! Me and Matchy are here for moral support!”
Blocky: “YOU SUCK!”
Announcer: “Shush! Time to vote.”
Everyone votes for who they want. Pin is glaring at Firey the entire time.
Announcer: “The votes have been tallied. It’s time to reveal who will be placing 19th out of 20th in BFDI. If you’re safe, you get a slice of key lime pie.”
Pin: “Gross! I do not like key lime pie!”
Match: “Like, key lime pie is seriously disgusting! Hey cube thingy, can you change it?”
Announcer: “No. For gosh sake, you don’t even have to eat it.”
Firey: “Yeah, but like… next time, get a chocolate cake or something!”
Pencil: “You know what would really be good? An ice cream cake!”
Bubble: “Oh my bubble blower, that is so delish!”
Announcer: “Shush! Sheesh. Anyway, Pin. You have a Win Token. Do you want to use it?”
Pin: “Hm. I don’t think I will.”
Announcer: “Okay, no Win Token then. The first safe with zero votes is Eraser.”
The Announcer flings some key lime pie at Eraser, which he eats. Pin looks disgusted.
Announcer: “Next safe…”
Tense silence.
Announcer: “…Pencil’s alliance-”
Match: “Yeah!”
Announcer: “-except Match.”
Match: “Hey!”
Bubble and Pencil get key lime pie slices thrown at them. Bubble’s slice pops her.
Eraser: (Grabbing Bubble’s slice of key lime pie) “Dibs!”
Announcer: “Woody…”
Woody: (Panicked sounds)
Announcer: “…is safe with zero votes as well.”
Woody: (Relieved sounds)
Woody gets some key lime pie.
Pen: “Wha?! I’m not safe yet?!”
Announcer: “Incorrect, Pen. You are the last one with zero votes. Fling.”
Pen gets his slice of key lime pie, which he tosses to Eraser without a second thought.
Announcer: “The remaining five of you, however, each received at least one vote.”
Firey: “Oh no!”
Announcer: “Oh yeah. You better be afraid. The first vote is for…”
Firey, Spongy, and Match look nervous. Pin is still glaring at Firey and Blocky looks indifferent.
Announcer: “Match. Second vote… Blocky.”
Blocky: “WHAT?!”
Announcer: “Third vote… Spongy. That’s one vote for Blocky, one for Spongy, and one for Match. Seven votes remain.”
Pencil looks worried for Match.
Announcer: “Fourth vote… Blocky.”
Blocky: “WHO?!”
Announcer: “Fifth vote… Spongy. Sixth vote… Pin.”
Firey looks nervous that Pin got a vote.
Firey: “I- I didn’t do it, I swear! I voted for-”
Announcer: “Shush. Seventh vote… Firey. Match, Pin, and Firey all get to stay for another day.”
The three aforementioned contestants get key lime pie. Firey looks incredibly relieved.
Match: “OMG, like, yay!”
Pencil and Match high-five.
Pen: “Blocky’s in the bottom two?! That’s terrible!”
Eraser: (Still eating key lime pie) “Oh yeah, that really sucks-” (chokes) “WHAT?!”
Announcer: “Oh my goodness, would everyone please be quiet and let me read the votes? Thank you. The eighth vote is for…”
Another tense silence.
Announcer: “Blocky.”
Blocky: “WHYYY?!”
Announcer: “Blocky, if you utter another word, I’m eliminating you immediately. Ninth vote… Spongy. Blocky and Spongy are tied at three votes. Who will the deciding vote be for?”
Blocky starts shaking in anticipation. Spongy merely looks worried.
Announcer: “Coming 19th place overall in BFDI… is Spongy. ”
Blocky: (Inhale, then exhale)
Spongy: “Nooooo!”
Match: “Like, good riddance, am I right?”
Announcer: “Any final words before you go, Spongy?”
Spongy: “Yeah! I’ll be back for revenge! Just wait!”
The Sender Scoop Thrower tosses Spongy to the TLC, but he falls a bit short.
Announcer: “Oop. I undershot it. Let me try again.”
Spongy is flung to the TLC again. This time was successful.
Pencil: “Hooray! He’s finally gone! I say we celebrate! After recovering Bubble, of course.”
Pencil and Match leave to recover Bubble. Pin passes by Firey and gives him one final mean look.
Pin: (Threateningly) “You’re next.”
Firey: (Shuddering) “Oh my oxygen…”
Announcer: “And so concludes another episode of BFDI: Reimagined. Thank you for reading, and as always, we remind you to comment if you liked the episode and leave a kudos if you haven’t already. Until next time, may all your bees be my wax.”
SQUISHY CHERRIES: Blocky, Bubble, Eraser, Firey, Match, Pen, Pencil, Pin, Woody
SQUASHY GRAPES: Coiny, Flower, Golf Ball, Ice Cube, Leafy, Needle, Snowball, Teardrop, Tennis Ball
THE TLC: Rocky (20th), Spongy (19th)
Chapter 3: Episode 3 - Are You Smarter Than a Snowball?
Summary:
The teams are challenged one more time with a new task: a test. Don't cheat! Or doodle!
Chapter Text
The episode begins with the Cool Squad (minus Snowball, LOL!) chatting.
Blocky: “Yeah, so I’ve been thinking of starting my own pranking show, where I prank the other contestants. It’s gonna be called Blocky’s Funny Doings International! What do you think?”
Eraser: “Sounds pretty sweet, but uh, what exactly makes it international?”
Blocky: “That’s not important! Now then, who will be my first victim?”
Pen: “How bout Bubble? She’s pretty easy to kill.”
Blocky: “Great idea!”
Blocky pulls out Camera (the recommended character) and hands them to Eraser.
Blocky: “Start recording when I say so, okay? I need to get a few things first.”
Blocky runs off.
Pen: “Ooh, I wonder what he has in mind! This is gonna be so funny!”
A few moments later, Blocky returns, dragging the Bubble Recovery Center along the ground. He also has a power drill and some tacks.
Blocky: “Alright, start rolling!”
Eraser: “Got it!”
Eraser begins recording.
Blocky: “Hey guys! For a prank, drill a hole into the Bubble Recovery Center, like so.”
Blocky uses the power drill to do exactly that.
Blocky: “Next thing you’re gonna wanna do is pour tacks into it!”
Blocky pours the tacks into the hole he created, intentionally leaving one out.
Blocky: “Next thing you’re gonna wanna do is kill Bubble. It should be pretty easy.”
Blocky spots Pencil, Match, and Bubble. By throwing his spare tack, he pops Bubble, taking the other two by surprise.
Blocky: “Now watch this!”
Blocky opens the door, showing Bubble suffering an infinite death loop from the tacks.
Bubble: “Blocky-” (pop) “What-” (pop) “Do-” (pop) “Think-” (pop) “You’re-” (pop) “Doing?!” (pop)
Blocky: “Hahahahahaha! Pretty cool, don’t you think? This program was brought to you by Blocky’s Funny Doings International! Peace out!”
Pen: “Uh, Blocky? I probably should mention this, but-”
Match runs over and kicks Blocky off beyond the horizon.
Match: “Don’t, like, mess with the alliance, jerk!”
Match grabs Bubble and clears all the tacks out of the BRC.
Bubble: “Oi’ve been saved!”
Eraser: “Do I keep recording, or…?”
Announcer: “It’s time for the third challenge.”
Pen: “Blocky’s gone though.”
Cut to Blocky. He gets launched back after colliding with a slingshot.
Pen: “Oh, nevermind.”
Announcer: “Anyways, the third challenge is a test. The team with the highest combined score wins. You have an hour to complete it.”
Everyone gets a test.
Golf Ball: “A test? Hah! This should be easy!” (starts doing her test)
Snowball: “This is so stupid! How am I supposed to know this?!” (points to the part where he’s supposed to put his name)
Pencil: “Hey Match, look!” (holds up her writing pencil) “It’s a mini-me!”
Match: “OMG, like, that is so cool, Pence-Pence!”
Bubble: “This test is too hoird!”
Match: “I’ll help you, Bubs!”
Bubble: “Thoinks!”
Match starts doing Bubble’s test. Meanwhile, Firey straight-up burns his own.
Firey: “Dang it!”
Coiny: “Ha-ha! Sucks to be you, doesn’t it?!”
Needle: “Don’t look at him! Focus on your test, Coiny!”
Coiny: “Right, right, sorry.” (continues working on his test)
Pin in monitoring the Squishy Cherries.
Pin: “Good, good, keep up the good work. Firey, where’s your test?”
Firey: “Uhhhhh, what test?! It must be invisible or something, ha-ha!” (begins sweating) “OW! Okay, I burned it!”
Pin: “No good! You shall suffer the consequences!”
Pin kicks Firey away.
Pin: “Ow! Hot!”
Cut to Snowball. He becomes so outraged at the test that he breaks the pencil he’s holding into many tiny splinters.
Pencil: “Yikes!”
One of the pencil splinters pops Bubble.
Match: “OMG, that Snowball needs to, like, take a chill pill or something!” (to Pencil) “Anyways, like, how are you doing on yours?”
Pencil: “Just drew a little doodle!”
Pencil shows Match her doodle. It’s the same as in the actual episode, music and all.
Pencil: “Pretty cool, huh?”
Match: “Yeah! I’m pretty sure, like, I got an existential crisis looking at it!”
Bubble is recovered by the BRC.
Bubble: “Hoi guys!”
A few seconds of silence pass. Match suddenly whips out a bazooka.
Match: “We’re GIRLS!”
Bubble: “OH NO! OH NOOOOOO!”
Bubble runs away. Match fires the bazooka and blows Bubble up.
Pencil: “Match! How could you kill your own friend?!”
Match: “Oh. Like, sorry.”
Bubble is re-recovered.
Bubble: >:(
Cut to Woody, who is struggling with his test. Leafy walks over to him.
Leafy: “Woody? Are you having trouble with your test?”
Woody: “Y-yeah…”
Leafy: “Then I’ll help you out!”
Leafy starts doing Woody’s test for him.
Golf Ball: “Gr! Why is Leafy helping him?! He’s on the other team!”
Tennis Ball: “I think we should do something about them.”
Golf Ball: “I concur!” (pulls out a flamethrower)
Tennis Ball: “THAT’S NOT WHAT I-”
But alas, it is too late. Leafy and Woody are burned to a crisp, alongside their tests, creating a large fire.
Pen: “FIRE!”
Blocky: “Don’t worry, I’ll put it out!”
Blocky throws Ice Cube onto the fire, but it does barely anything to put it out. Out of the corner of his eye, he spots the test answers next to the Announcer.
Announcer: “Doot-doo-doo-do. Doot-doo-do.”
Blocky: “Heh heh, don’t mind if I do.”
Blocky snatches the test answers and goes back over to Eraser and Pen, not acknowledging the growing fire.
Blocky: “Alright guys, I got the test answers. Hurry up and copy them down before the speaker notices.”
Eraser: “Yeah! I love being lazy!”
Blocky, Eraser, and Pen begin writing down the test answers.
Pin: “Hey! What do you think you’re doing?!”
Blocky: “Uh- nothing!”
Pin: “Yeah, right! I can clearly see you’re copying off the test answers.”
Eraser: “Oh yeah? Well I think YOU’RE copying off the test answers!” (points at Pin dramatically)
…
Pin: “What?”
Eraser: “Uh, hey speakery! Pin’s trying to cheat!”
Announcer: “Hm? Let me come over there and look.”
Pen: “Yeah, we caught her just in time and were about to bring them back to you!”
Announcer: “In that case, I’m sure you wouldn’t mind if I looked over your tests.”
Blocky: “Wait-”
Pin: “I don’t think they would mind at all!”
Announcer looks over the Cool Squad’s tests and…
Announcer: “Eraser, Pen, Blocky, all three of you have answered every question correctly. That’s no coincidence. You three clearly cheated. Your scores will be automatically set to zero.”
Eraser: “DOH! Nice going, Pin! Now we’re gonna have a lower score because of you!”
Pin: “Excuse me?! You’re the one that accused me of cheating! If anything, it’s your fault!”
Blocky: “Don’t care, didn’t ask.”
All of a sudden, it starts raining.
Needle: “I didn’t know we’d be getting rain today.”
Firey: “Oh no! A Teardrop family reunion?! I gotta take cover!”
Firey hides in his rain shelter. The giant fire Golf Ball created is finally out.
Pencil: “Phew! What a relief.”
Snowball: “GRRR!!!”
Snowball angrily rips up his test.
Tennis Ball: “I finished!”
Needle: “So did I!”
Coiny: “Me too!”
Teardrop has finished as well. In no time, everyone is either finished, dead, doesn't have a test to turn in, or a combination of the last two.
Announcer: “Boop.” (the rain stops) “Time’s up. Turn in your tests.”
Everyone turns in their tests.
Announcer: “Hm, I did not receive a test from Leafy, Woody, Snowball, Ice Cube, or Firey, but I’ll ignore them and judge what I have.”
SQUASHY GRAPES
Needle - 20
Coiny - 18
Teardrop - 20
Golf Ball - 30
Tennis Ball - 28
Flower - 15
SQUISHY CHERRIES
Pin - 29
Match - 18
Eraser - 0
Pen - 0
Blocky - 0
Pencil - 21
Bubble - 5
Bubble: “Huh?! Match, how did you get moire questions wrong on moi test than your own?!”
Announcer: “I only counted the questions you answered yourself, without Match’s help.”
Bubble: “Oh, that’s a reloif! Not the fact that I got a lower scoire, but that Match didn’t sabotage me.”
Match: “Yeah, come on Bubs, like, do you really think I’d do that?”
Bubble: “You did blow me up with a rocket launcher-”
Announcer: “Shush. Anyways, with 131 points, the Squashy Grapes have beaten the Squishy Cherries by 58 points. Additionally, for scoring the highest on her team, Golf Ball also receives a Win Token.”
Golf Ball gets a Win Token.
Golf Ball: “Woo!”
Announcer: “Cherries, you will be heading to Cake at Stake for the second time in a row. See you then.”
The Announcer leaves.
Pin: “I say we vote for Blocky! It was his cheating that made us lose!”
Blocky: “No, it was your spying that made us lose. If you hadn’t stopped us, we probably would’ve gotten away with it too.”
Pin: “That doesn’t matter! You still cheated! If you had just done the test normally, we wouldn’t have lost!”
Match: “She, like, has a point.”
Coiny: (Butting in) “Figuratively and literally!”
Needle drags Coiny away.
Coiny: (As he’s being dragged) “Admit it, that was funny.”
Bubble: “Blocky is really mean too! At least Pin doesn’t moirder me on a daily basis!”
Blocky: “Great argument. However, your mom.”
Pin: “Woody, Firey, you vote for Blocky too, or else!”
Firey: “Y-y-yes, ma’am!”
Woody: (Nervously) “Wah wah!”
Cut to Cake at Stake. The Squishy Cherries have all gathered.
Announcer: “Welcome, Squishy Cherries, to your second Cake at Stake. How does it feel being here again, hm? I bet you all feel like a bunch of losers.”
Pen: “Just get on with it!”
Announcer: “Fine. Sheesh. If you’re safe this time, you get an ice chunk.”
The Announcer unveils Ice Cube.
Ice Cube: “Wha?”
Announcer: “We couldn’t afford an actual ice chunk because of budget cuts, so we’ll be using Ice Cube instead.”
The Announcer pushes a button on a remote control, causing a machine to dice Ice Cube into eight separate chunks.
Bubble: “Oh my bubble blower! That was ruthless!”
Blocky: “HAH! Do it again!”
Announcer: “No. If you remain ice chunk-less, it’s off to the TLC with you. The first vote goes to Pin.”
There is a brief silence.
Announcer: “Second vote, Blocky.”
Blocky: “WH-”
Announcer: “Shush. We already did this joke. The third vote is for… Pin.”
Pin and Blocky glare at each other.
Announcer: “Fourth vote, Blocky. That’s two votes for Blocky and Pin each. Four votes remain.”
Pen: “I really hope Blocky doesn’t get eliminated! He’s really cool!”
Eraser: “Same here, bro!”
Announcer: “Quiet. The fifth vote goes to… Pin.”
Blocky: “Ha-ha!”
Announcer: “Three votes remain, and they all go to the same person. And yes, that person will either be Blocky or Pin.”
Pin: “WHAT?! But what did I ever do to deserve it?!”
Pencil: “I can think of a few off the top of my head.”
Everyone minus Blocky and Pin get ice chunks, with Firey melting his own. The melted ice causes some flowers to instantaneously sprout behind him.
Announcer: “The third eliminated contestant from BFDI, placing 18th overall, is…”
Blocky and Pin both look incredibly tense.
Announcer: “Blocky. With five votes, you are out.”
Match: “Like, serves you right!”
Blocky: “WHAT?! You can’t eliminate me! I’m, like, the star of the show!”
Announcer: “Too bad. Anything you wanna say to your fans out there?”
Blocky: “Yes. To all Blocky’s Funny Doings International fans out there, let it be known that this is not the end of me! Be sure to remember this every time you think of me; keep calm and prank on! Alright, you can launch me now or whatever.”
Blocky is flung to the TLC by the Sender Scoop Thrower.
Pen: “Noooooo! I can’t believe Blocky got eliminated!”
Pin: “If he didn’t want to be eliminated, he shouldn’t have cheated! I presume you two don’t want to follow him in his footsteps, yeah? So you better do as I say!”
Eraser: “Yeah, whatever! But still, I propose a moment of silence for-”
Squishy Cherries (minus Pen and Eraser): “NO!”
Flower: (Suddenly barging in on the scene) “And so concludes another episode of BFDI: Reimagined. Thank you for reading, and as always, we remind you to comment if you liked the episode and leave a kudos if you haven’t already. Until next time, may all your bees be my-”
Announcer: “Flower, what do you think you’re doing here? Your team wasn’t up for elimination.”
Flower: “Hey, I didn’t get to have any lines this episode! I was just making up for my lack of screen time!”
Announcer: “Teardrop didn’t have any lines either, and you don’t see her complaining.”
Flower: “That’s because she can’t complain about it.”
Announcer: “Whatever. Do you want to see a magic trick?”
Flower: “Uhhh, sure?”
Flower gets flung away by the Sender Scoop Thrower.
Announcer: “What an annoying thing.”
SQUISHY CHERRIES: Bubble, Eraser, Firey, Match, Pen, Pencil, Pin, Woody
SQUASHY GRAPES: Coiny, Flower, Golf Ball, Ice Cube, Leafy, Needle, Snowball, Teardrop, Tennis Ball
THE TLC: Rocky (20th), Spongy (19th), Blocky (18th)
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Chapter 4: Episode 4 - Sweet Tooth
Summary:
Pin thinks ice cakes are terrible. But can she, along with the rest of the contestants, possibly do any better!? Find out in this thrilling episode of BRI!
Chapter Text
The episode opens with Ice Cube sitting around by herself until Bubble approaches her.
Bubble: “Hoi there, Oice Cube!”
Ice Cube: “Uh, hi.”
Bubble: “You seem upset about something. Wanna tell me what’s wroing?”
Ice Cube: “Leafy killed me two episodes ago!”
Bubble: “Oh noio! Do you want me to do something about-”
Pencil: (Walks over to Bubble and Ice Cube) “Bubble! What do you think you’re doing?! You’re not allowed to talk to her!”
Bubble: “But-”
Pencil: “Come on! We need to discuss alliance strategies and Ice Cube is not in our alliance!”
Ice Cube: “Why can’t I be in your alliance?! What did I ever do to you to make you hate me?!”
Pencil: “Because having four alliance members means we’ll inevitably break apart and become enemies with each other!”
Bubble: “Well... that is koind of a rule, Oice Cube, soooo...”
Ice Cube: “Fine! Be that way! I’ll exact my revenge on you later!”
Ice Cube storms off. Cut to Leafy and Needle spying on the Announcer from behind a bush.
Leafy: “Needy,” (gets slapped) “I know it’s trying to offer us something great , but what IS that speaker thing?! I suggest we dismantle it to find out!”
Needle: “Yeah! Just don’t call me Needy.”
Leafy tries sneaking behind the Announcer with a hammer, but he turns around before she can strike.
Announcer: “What are you doing? You weren’t planning on attacking me with that hammer, were you?”
Leafy: “Uhhh, of course not! You just looked a little broken, so I thought I’d fix you up!”
Announcer: “Nice try, but I’d know if I was really broken.”
Pin walks over and slaps the Announcer.
Announcer: “Wow. Everyone really has it out for me today, do they?”
Pin: “That was for giving me ice at the Cake at Stake last episode!”
Announcer: “Don’t like ice cake, do you? Well, let’s see if you can do any better because today’s challenge is a bake-off. Very original idea, wouldn’t you say?”
Pin: “Do any of us even know how to bake?”
Announcer: “I don’t know, but you better get good at it if you want to stand a chance. If you haven’t noticed, your team has one less member than the Grapes. Enough stalling. Let’s get to it.”
Cut to later, where all the contestants are gathered at the challenge area.
Announcer: “For this challenge, you will have to bake a cake using the ingredients over there.” (points to a pile of ingredients) “They will be judged by me, Blocky, who has been freed from the TLC, and the Magical Die of Judgement.”
The Announcer shows the contestants the Magical Die of Judgement.
Tennis Ball: “Uhh, isn’t that just a regular die?”
Announcer: “Er, maybe?”
Pen: “Blocky! You’re back!” (runs over and high-fives Blocky)
Blocky: “Heh, yeah. Pretty cool to be let out so soon, huh? By the way, Eraser still owes me twenty dollars.”
Eraser: (Nervously) “Uhhh, no idea what you mean bro! Hahaha!”
Announcer: “Don’t get too excited, it’s only for this challenge. After that, it’s back to the TLC for you.”
Blocky: “Aw man, that place sucks! You can barely see anything in there and I’ve already gotten sick of Spongy’s smell and Rocky barfing on me!”
Firey: “Ha ha!”
Blocky: “Shut up!”
Announcer: “One more thing I should mention. There are no recipes, but whoever makes the best cake will receive a Win Token. On your mark, get set, go...”
Everyone gets to work. Golf Ball is making a chocolate cake.
Golf Ball: “Doot-do-do! Doot-do-doo!”
Snowball: “No recipes?! How are we supposed to make a cake without recipes!? That’s like trying to make a cake out of dirt!”
Snowball scoops up some dirt and tosses it away. It whizzes past Coiny, who is actually baking dirt.
Coiny: “Oh, well, a dirt cake is still better than an ice cake, right?”
The dirt lands in Golf Ball’s bowl. Unlike the actual episode, she notices this.
Golf Ball: “Who threw that?!”
Coiny: “She did!” (points to Needle)
Needle: “Huh? What did I do?!”
Coiny: “She tossed dirt into Folf Ball’s batter!”
Golf Ball: “It’s GOLF Ball!”
Tennis Ball: (Holding a rice cake) “GB, look what I made! It’s a rice cake.”
Golf Ball: “Impressive work, but that’s not important right now! I need to get back at Needle for trying to sabotage me!”
Tennis Ball: “She what?!”
Needle: “I didn’t do anything! Why would I try and sabotage you if we’re on the same team?! Plus, Coiny’s not exactly the most reliable source of information around here.”
Coiny: “Guh! Needle, why?! I thought we were friends!”
Needle: “I consider you more of a burden I have no choice but to put up with than an actual friend.”
Coiny: D:
Cut to Leafy making a huge cake. Firey comes over and notices this.
Firey: “Hey Leafy, why are you making such a huge cake?”
Leafy: “So if there’s anyone having trouble baking a cake, I can lend some!”
Firey: “Oh, so like, you do it for me then?”
Leafy: “Uh, I guess so.”
Firey: “Then I’ll take one cake!”
Leafy: “Sure thing! Anything for a friend in need!”
Firey: (Giving a thumbs up) “Awesome!”
Firey walks away, smirking to himself. Pencil and her alliance witness this go down.
Pencil: “Guys, did you just see that?! Let’s go get some of Leafy’s cake!”
Match: “Like, good idea, Pence-Pence!”
Bubble: “Um, Oi’m not sure this is a good oidea, you guys.”
Pencil: “Bubble, you better keep quiet, or else you’re out of the alliance.”
Pencil’s alliance walks up to Leafy.
Pencil: “Hey Leafy! We’ll take three cakes please!”
Leafy: “Sorry, but if you want cake, you have to pay. Five dollars a slice!”
Match: “OMG, are you for real?! Why didn’t you, like, charge Firey?!”
Leafy: “Because I was just being nice to him! If you want some cake, you need to earn it! So pay up or not!”
Pencil: “Grrr! Fine! We’ll pay! Better than being your friend anyways!”
Match: “Like, how are we gonna pay Leafy? We don’t have any money.”
Pencil: “Hm.” (she starts looking around and spots $14.99 just laying on the ground) “There!”
Pencil grabs the money.
Pencil: “Uh oh, this is only enough to get us two cakes! We need one more cent! Coiny’s a penny, right?”
Match: “Oh yeah, totally! We can just use him to buy some cake. I’m sure he won’t mind.”
Over to Woody. He hasn’t even started yet.
Woody: “Wuh wuh!”
Leafy: “Hey Woody! Do you need a cake? Don’t worry, I’ll give one to you for free!”
Pencil and Match: (Match carrying Coiny) “FOR FREE?!”
Coiny: “Ack! Put me down!”
Pencil: “We need to eliminate all of Leafy’s friends!”
Match: “On it!”
Match drops Coiny and whips out her bazooka.
Pencil: “Eliminate as in vote them out of the game!”
Match: “Oh.” (puts her bazooka away) “Like, sorry.”
Pencil: “Anyways, we should get rid of Firey first, then Woody! Does that sound like a plan?”
Match: “Ooh, yeah! Good thinking!”
Back to Snowball.
Snowball: “Baking a cake without recipes is like baking a cake out of TWO! METAL! BALLS!”
Eraser is making a cake out of two metal balls. Pen looks confused by this.
Pen: “Dude, what are you-”
Eraser: “My goals are beyond your understanding.”
Pin, meanwhile, is making a Flower cake while the real Flower stands by and observes.
Flower: “Hm, it’s a little misshapen but otherwise okay. That means you're not doing a good enough job!”
Pin: “Why are you just standing there watching me instead of bothering someone else? Or even doing the challenge?”
Flower: “I need to make sure you get this cake right down to the very last detail!”
Pin: “Whatever, your loss. Don’t blame me when you inevitably get yourself eliminated.”
Flower: “Oh, that’s actually a good point. It’s too late to start, so I’m gonna steal someone else’s cake! But which one?”
Flower spots Leafy’s giant cake and runs over to it.
Flower: “Hey! Leafy! Give me some of your cake!”
Leafy: “Sorry Flower, you have to pay up first.”
Flower: “DO IT OR I’LL CRUSH YOU!”
Leafy: “Yikes! Fine, just take it!”
Flower: “Thank you!”
Flower takes the entire cake and despite how much larger it is than her, she lifts it without breaking a sweat.
Leafy: “Uh, that’s not what I-”
Flower: “WHO WANTS A FREE SLICE OF CAKE FOR $50?!”
Eraser: “$50?! Who charges that much for cake?! ”
Match: “I agree! At least Leafy’s price was reasonable! Can I give you fifty imaginary dollars instead?”
Flower: “I’ll give you fifty un-imaginary stabs to the head!”
Match: “Yikes! Sorry!”
Flower: “You better be!”
Back to Snowball.
Snowball: “This contest is so stupid!”
Snowball punches Coiny’s Oven-o-Tron out of rage. However, doing so causes it to malfunction, sparking a huge fire.
Snowball: “Oops. Sorry, Coiny.”
Coiny: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY PRECIOUS DIRT CAKE!”
Snowball: “I’m gonna try doing what Blocky did the last episode!”
Snowball picks up Ice Cube and throws her into the fire, killing her. This, however, does nothing to extinguish it.
Snowball: (Shrugging) “Welp. I tried.”
Teardrop is putting the finishing touches on her angel food cake. She walks over to the Oven-o-Tron, only to recoil in surprise once she sees it’s been set ablaze.
Teardrop: >:(
Snowball: “Why are you looking at me like that?! I didn’t do nothing!”
Teardrop slaps Snowball, then starts using the oven fire to bake her cake.
Pencil: “What are we gonna do, Match?! None of us have cakes!”
Bubble: (Walking over with a strawberry cake) “I do!”
Pencil: “Wha- Bubble?! How?!”
Bubble: “While you two were distracted by Loify, I made a cake all by moiself! Oi’ll split it between the three of us!”
Match: “Like, good job, Bub! You’re not a bad chef like I thought!”
Bubble: “Wait, what?”
Match: “Er, don’t worry about it.”
Bubble divides the cake into three slices and gives two each to her alliance-mates.
Announcer: “Boop. Time’s up. Since Ice Cube is non-existent at the moment, she is excused. We’ll go alphabetically, so Bubble, you’re up first.”
Bubble hands in her strawberry cake.
Announcer: “Strawberry, huh? Time for a taste test.” (tries the cake) “Not bad at all! 7 out of 10. Blocky, it’s your-”
Blocky: “Zero! Because Bubble made it!”
Bubble: “What?! You didn’t even troiy it!”
Blocky: “Yeah, I know, it just seemed like a funny thing to do.”
Announcer: “And the die’s turn.”
The Announcer rolls the die, landing on a 6, making Bubble’s score 13.
Announcer: “Next up is Coiny.”
Coiny drops his burnt dirt cake in front of the Announcer.
Coiny: “It’s, uh, baked dirt! It got a little burnt though...”
Announcer: “Coiny.”
Coiny: “Yes?”
Announcer: “I want you to genuinely tell me how you thought serving dirt would get you a high score.”
Coiny: “I mean, a dirt cake is still better than an ice cake!”
Tennis Ball: “Which rhymes with rice cake!”
Announcer: “Nice try. I’ll give it a 2.”
Blocky: “Yeah, I’m not eating this. Though it is pretty funny how you put actual effort into making it, so I’ll give it a 7!”
The die gives Coiny’s burnt dirt cake a 5, making his final score 14.
Bubble: “OMBB! Dirt got a higher score than moine?!”
Match: “It’s okay, you just bake at a sub-dirt level!”
Announcer: “Eraser’s turn.”
Eraser drops his metal cake in front of the Announcer.
Announcer: “A gray cake? Already off to a high start. It reminds me of myself. But let’s see if it tastes as good as it looks.”
The Announcer tries to cut the cake but is unable to.
Announcer: “What did you put in this?!”
Eraser: “Flour, eggs, sugar, chocolate, metal...”
Announcer: “What was that last one?”
Eraser: “Chocolate?”
Announcer: “Um. I don’t really know what to say, so your cake gets a 1.”
Blocky: “I give Eraser a 10 because he’s my bro! Even though he still owes me that twenty-”
Eraser: “I’ll get to it eventually!”
The die gives Eraser’s metal cake a 2 out of 10, making his total 13.
Eraser: “Blocky! Why didn’t you give me a hundred points?!”
Blocky: “Wait, can I do that?”
Announcer: “No.”
Blocky: “Aw, okay. Worth a shot.”
Announcer: “Firey’s turn.”
Firey shows up with his chocolate cake. The Announcer tries it.
Announcer: “Hey, I taste plagiarism.”
Firey: “What?! How?!”
Announcer: “Nice try, Firey, but you didn’t really think you could cheat and still get a high score, did you? I know for a fact that you’re too stupid to know how an oven works, so I give it a 0.”
Blocky: “Same here!”
The die also gives Firey’s cake a 0.
Firey: “Wait, how is that even-”
Announcer: “Shush. Flower’s turn.”
Flower drops her giant chocolate cake in front of the Announcer.
Announcer: “Whoa! That’s a pretty big cake. Although it looks like there are some slices taken out of it.”
Flower: “Obviously, that was just a design choice!”
Announcer: “I see. Anyways, I’m not going to eat it, because it’s the same as Firey’s, but you seem to have put more effort into it, so I’ll give you a 9.”
Blocky: “More for me!”
Blocky eats “Flower’s” giant chocolate cake.
Blocky: “Mmm, I give it a 9 as well!”
The die gives the giant chocolate cake a 3, making Flower’s score 21.
Firey: “OH COME ON! How is that fair?! Flower stole Leafy’s cake as well!”
Flower: “Oh my gardener, did you just hear that?! Firey just confessed to stealing Leafy’s cake!”
Firey: “Uhh, I mean...” ._.
Pin: “OMPF! Unbelievable, Firey!”
Announcer: “Next up, Golf Ball.”
Golf Ball balances her cake on top of her head.
Golf Ball: “It’s a cheesecake! It was supposed to be a chocolate cake, but SOMEone decided to taint it with dirt!” (glares at Coiny)
Coiny: “Wow, that someone sounds like a horrible person.”
The Announcer tries to cheesecake.
Announcer: “Wow! That’s a pretty good cake! You get a 10 from me.”
Blocky: “6. I took off some points because I don’t like you.”
The die gives Golf Ball’s cake an ∞, making her score ∞ + 16.
Firey: “ HOW?! ”
Golf Ball: “Haha! Try beating THAT, Snowball!”
Snowball: “Oh, I’ll show you!”
Announcer: “Leafy’s turn.”
Leafy nervously approaches the judges, then pretends to hold a cake.
Leafy: “I, uh, have an air cake!”
Announcer: “Air cake? Is this a joke?”
Leafy starts getting nervous.
Announcer: “How did you know air was my favorite flavor of cake? You get a 10.”
Blocky: “I’ll give it a 7. Same as Coiny’s cake.”
The die gives Leafy’s “cake” a five, bringing Leafy’s score to a whopping 22.
Flower: “Grr! How did Leafy’s cake get a higher score than MY fabulous cake!”
Leafy: “You mean MY cake, stealer!”
Announcer: “Match’s turn.”
Match: “I made, like, strawberry cake!”
Announcer: “Strawberry again? I’ll give it a 3 this time.”
Blocky: “0!”
The die somehow rolls a -2, making Match’s score 1. The lowest so far.
Match: “OMG, that is, like, so disappointing! I’m gonna cry!”
Announcer: “Crying won’t get you any bonus points. Anyways, it’s Needle’s turn now.”
Needle: “Uh, I don’t have a cake actually.”
Announcer: “Come again? All this time and you couldn’t even bake something?”
Needle: “No, I did make a cake! It was a yeast cake, but I added so much yeast that it expanded far enough to... leave orbit.”
Needle points to the sky, where her yeast cake can be seen orbiting Earth.
Announcer: “...I don’t know how that’s even possible, but you still get a 0.”
Blocky: “I say 0 as well!”
Announcer: “And the die.”
The die rolls a 17.
Announcer: “Wow! The die says 17.”
Needle: “HOW IN THE- you know what, I’ll take it.”
Cue a montage about the rest of the cakes being judged. Pen’s vanilla cake gets a 17 (6a, 10b, 1d), Pencil’s strawberry cake gets an underwhelming 8 points (6a, 0b, 2d), Pin’s Flower cake 16 (5a, 6b, 5d). Snowball just serves the currently on-fire Oven-o-Tron, netting him a surprisingly impressive 23 (7a, 10b, 6d). Teardrop’s undercooked angel food cake is given 14 points (5a, 4b, 5d), and Tennis Ball’s rice cake a whopping 25 (11a, 10b, 4d). At long last, Woody is finally finished serving the cake Leafy gave him, earning 11 points (5a, 0b, 6d).
Announcer: “Now that that’s finally over, here are the scores.”
SQUISHY CHERRIES
Bubble - 13
Eraser - 13
Firey - 0
Match - 1
Pen - 17
Pencil - 8
Pin - 16
Woody - 11
Total - 79
SQUASHY GRAPES
Coiny - 14
Flower - 21
Golf Ball - ∞ + 16
Ice Cube - 0
Leafy - 22
Needle - 17
Snowball - 23
Teardrop - 14
Tennis Ball - 25
Total - ∞ + 152
Announcer: “The Squashy Grapes win again, and as an added bonus, Golf Ball earns a Win Token because her score is the highest.”
Tennis Ball: “Excuse me, but that doesn’t really seem fair! She got infinite points!”
Announcer: “Oh, I guess you’re right. Hm, I guess that means you can have Golf Ball’s Win Token instead.”
Golf Ball: “WHAT?! TB, WHY?!”
Tennis Ball: “I’m sorry, Golf Ball!”
Announcer: “Anyways, Cherries, you’ve lost for the third time in a row, so decide who you want to eliminate.”
Pin: “So... we’re all voting Firey out, right?”
The Squishy Cherries (minus Firey): “Yep.”
Firey: “Wha- hey!”
Eraser: “Yeah, sorry, but- oh wait, I’m actually not sorry! You deserve it!”
Firey: “THIS IS SO UNFAIR! Match, Woody, and Pencil did the same thing I did, yet I’m the one you’re ganging up on?!”
Bubble: “At least they actually earned points though.”
Firey slaps Bubble, popping her.
Match: “OMG, you did not just, like, do that!”
Match slaps Firey, causing him to slap her back. The impact sets her hair on fire.
Pencil: “Guys, calm down!”
Pen: “I’m with Pencil! This is getting out of hand!”
Firey: “You’re the ones that wanna get me eliminated! I can’t give Coiny the satisfaction of being eliminated before him! Let me stay just a bit longer! Eliminate Woody instead! Or Match! Or Pin even! I DESERVE TO WIN THE DREAM ISLAND! ME!!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ”
Firey throws a huge temper tantrum, banging his fists on the ground and screaming like a toddler.
Eraser: “Wow. This is just pathetic to witness.”
Pin: “Firey, it’s over. You shouldn't have dug your grave if you didn’t want it to come to this. We’re eliminating you and that’s that. No amount of begging will get you to change our minds.”
Firey: “I’M GONNA KILL YOU, PIN! I’LL BE BACK AND YOU’LL BE SO SOR-”
Snowball comes over and extinguishes Firey with a bucket of water.
Snowball: “Finally! I thought he’d never shut up!”
Snowball walks away.
Pencil: “Huh. You know, for once I’m actually glad to see Snowball kill someone.”
Cut to later during Cake at Stake. Bubble and Firey have been recently revived, with everyone glaring daggers at Firey.
Announcer: “Welcome to your third Cake at Stake in a row, Cherries. As you all know by now, the person with the most votes will leave BFDI.”
Pin: “Hurry up and say who’s eliminated already! We all know who it is!”
Announcer: “Fine, sheesh. But first, I got another ice cake.”
Pencil: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Announcer: “JK, it’s an ice cream cake this time.”
The Announcer brings out an ice cream cake. Everyone (minus Firey) oohs in delight.
Announcer: “Safe are Eraser, Bubble, Woody, Match, Pen, and Pencil, all receiving zero votes.”
Everyone that has been called safe gets their cakes.
Bubble: “Oi love oice cream cake!” (eats her slice)
Announcer: “Pin. Firey. You two were the only contestants to receive votes during this Cake at Stake. Any last words from either of you?”
Pin: “Of course not. I’m feeling pretty confident with myself.”
Announcer: “You never make this fun for me, you know. Pin, with one vote, you are safe. Firey’s out, with a whopping seven, the most ever.”
Firey: “GRRRR!”
Firey kicks Woody into the air.
Woody: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-”
Bubble: “Yoikes!”
Firey: “ YOU! ” (points to Pin) “You’ll PAY for this! I’ll be back for revenge, and once that happens, you are going to feel pain like you’ve never even SEEN before! JUST YOU WAIT, PIN!”
Pencil: “Okay, I think that’s enough of that. Announcer, just fling him already.”
Firey: “AND ANOTHER THING! You-”
The Sender Scoop Thrower flings Firey to the TLC. Leafy sees this from a distance, Coiny by her side.
Coiny: “Hah! Finally glad that idiot’s gone, huh?”
Leafy: “Is this my fault?! Did giving him my cake cause Firey to be eliminated?!”
Coiny: “Hey, don’t sweat it, Leafy. It was gonna happen sooner or later, right? Besides, that’s one less enemy to worry about!”
Leafy: “I... I guess you’re right...”
Leafy doesn’t look very happy, however. Back to Cake at Stake.
Announcer:
“And so concludes another episode of BFDI: Reimagined. Thank you for reading, and as always, we remind you to comment if you liked the episode and leave a kudos if you haven’t already. Until next time, may all your bees be my wax.”
SQUISHY CHERRIES: Bubble, Eraser, Match, Pen, Pencil, Pin, Woody
SQUASHY GRAPES: Coiny, Flower, Golf Ball, Ice Cube, Leafy, Needle, Snowball, Teardrop, Tennis Ball
THE TLC: Rocky (20th), Spongy (19th), Blocky (18th), Firey (17th)
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Chapter 5: Episode 5 - Bridge Crossing
Summary:
With one more contestant gone, the anticipation builds as the two teams are faced with the hardest challenge yet: crossing a bridge!
Chapter Text
The episode begins with Coiny, Needle, and Teardrop.
Coiny: “Hey, uh, has anyone seen Ice Cube around?”
Needle: “Didn’t she die last episode or something?”
Coiny: “Uh, yeah! I thought so, but... didn’t we recover her after the last challenge ended?”
Needle: “Huh, I guess you’re right. I don’t really know where she is then.”
Cut to Ice Cube trapped in an infinite death loop involving her recovery center teetering over a cliff from the top of a tree over and over, causing her to fall out and crash at the bottom of the cliff each time.
Coiny: “Weird.”
Needle: “Should we go look for her in that case?”
Coiny: “Psh, no, of course not. Just because I was asking doesn’t mean I wanna actually look for her.”
Needle: “...”
Teardrop: “...”
Needle: “You know what? I don’t see any reason why I should act surprised.”
Coiny: “What’s that supposed to mean?!”
Needle: “You wouldn’t get it.”
Cut to Eraser, Pen, and Snowball.
Eraser: “...I wonder when the next challenge is gonna be right now.”
Announcer: (Suddenly appearing) “Right now.”
Eraser: “WAH! Don’t scare us like that!”
Pen: “I wasn’t scared.”
Snowball: “Yeah, me neither. Eraser’s just a wuss is all.”
Eraser: “Wha- hey!”
Announcer: “Oh really? Would you be scared if I said BOO! ”
Eraser screams in fear. Pen and Snowball don’t react at all.
Announcer: “Come on, nothing at all?”
Snowball: “You weren’t even trying that time! A hundred bunny rabbits would be more scary than you!”
Eraser: “Have you seen their eyes?! THEY HAVE NO SOULS!”
Announcer: “Sigh. Whatever. It’s time for the next challenge anyway.”
Cut to all the times standing next to a bridge hanging over a bridge. Not too far away, Ice Cube’s infinite death trap can be seen.
Coiny: (Pointing) “Oh hey! There’s Ice Cube!”
Leafy: “Oh no! I better help her out!”
Leafy runs off to help Ice Cube out of the death trap.
Needle: “Why is this happening?”
Cut to a Blocky’s Funny Doings International commercial.
Blocky: “Hey guys! Blocky here with another prank! This one involves Ice Cube instead of Bubble. First, move the Ice Cube Recovery Center near a cliff with a tree. Yeah, a tree, that's mandatory. Then, place the Ice Cube Recovery Center on top of the tree and place a spring between the two of them. Then, kill Ice Cube. Whatever works, but I find melting her the quickest and most painful method. Ice Cube is recreated in the Ice Cube Recovery Center and she’ll, like, weigh it down and the Ice Cube Recovery Center will teeter over the edge of the cliff and Ice Cube will fall and crash. Ice Cube is recreated in the Ice Cube Recovery Center, and the cycle repeats! Pretty cool, huh?”
Voice: “This program was brought to you by Blocky’s Funny Doings International.”
Cut back to real time. Leafy is bringing a peeved-looking Ice Cube over to the rest of the contestants.
Coiny: “Hey there, Icy! You doing good or what?”
Ice Cube: “NO!”
Coiny: “Yeesh, sorry! I’m just asking.”
Tennis Ball: (Bluntly) “She was dying over and over. Why did you think she’d be feeling anything positive?”
Coiny: “Hey! In my defense-”
Announcer: “Hush hush, we need to get to the next challenge alrea-”
Eraser: “Which is?!”
Announcer: “I was getting to that. The next challenge is to cross the bridge. The last team to get to the other side will be put up for elimination. Shoving, kicking, throwing, and other forms of horseplay are allowed. Now go.”
Pin: “Crossing a bridge? Heh, this should be easy.”
Pin steps on the bridge. The first plank immediately gives out and plummets into the ravine below.
Pin: “Whoops. Okay, maybe this will in fact require some strategy.”
Bubble: “Just go slow and steady and you won’t fall!”
Pencil: “Good idea, Bub!”
Pencil, Match, and Bubble carefully cross the bridge, one at a time.
Snowball: “Hurry up, slowpokes!”
Golf Ball: “Teammates, I have a different idea! Tennis Ball will build a trebuchet and we’ll use it to fling ourselves to the other side!”
Tennis Ball: “Sounds like a good idea. I’ll start building one!”
Tennis Ball runs off to get the materials for his trebuchet.
Flower: “That’ll take too long! How about Snowball and I throw everyone across?”
Golf Ball: “No! Are you kidding me!?”
Snowball: “Good thinking, Flower! I don’t have to do what GB says AND I have a good excuse to throw people! C’mere, Ice Cube!”
Ice Cube: “No! I’m not letting you kill me again!”
Ice Cube runs away and Snowball chases after her.
Needle: “So which strategy are we going with? As much as it pains me to say it, I think Flower’s strategy is the way to go.”
Flower: “Yay! Who’s first? Leafy! Come on down, you can be my ally!”
Leafy: “You didn’t even use the right context! And no!”
Flower grabs Leafy and throws her across the bridge. However, because of her weightlessness, she barely reaches the halfway point and slowly descends into the ravine as a result.
Flower: “She’ll be fine. Probably.”
Golf Ball: “If I had arms, I’d be facepalming right now!”
Back to the Squishy Cherries. Pin and Eraser are trying to get Woody to cross.
Eraser: “Just go, you big baby! You’re not gonna die! ”
Woody: (Shaking his head) “Wuh wuh!”
Pin: “OMPF, this is taking too long! Just go!”
Pin pushes Woody onto the bridge, knocking him into Match.
Match: “Oof! Hey, be careful! This thing isn’t very stable, you know!”
Woody: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
Woody freezes up. It’s at this point that the plank Match is standing on begins to give out.
Match: “Oh no! Pence-Pence, help!”
Pencil: “Just step off!”
Match steps off the plank just as it breaks and falls into the ravine. Woody has still not moved from his spot.
Match: “Like, that was so close! Let’s be careful next ti-”
Coiny: “DEATH BEFORE DISHONOUR!”
Coiny zooms across the bridge, throwing Match, Pencil, and Woody off. Each plank he steps on breaks.
Bubble: “Yoy! I’ve almost made it!”
Coiny pops Bubble before she makes it to the other side.
Coiny: “Hah! Easy strat!”
Needle: “COINY, YOU IDIOT! You just destroyed the bridge! How do you expect us to get across now?!”
Coiny: “Oh. Oops. But on the plus side, at least I got rid of some of the Cherries, right?”
Eraser: “Hey, look! There’s another bridge down there!”
Eraser points to a second bridge close to the first.
Coiny: “Oh yeah?!”
Coiny runs over and takes the other bridge down by ripping its sticks out of the ground.
Golf Ball: “ COINY! ”
Coiny: “What’s there to worry about? We’re still gonna win anyway. I’m on your team!”
Flower: “It’s no wonder Firey hates you!”
Coiny: “BWUH! How... how DARE you speak his name!”
Pin: “Eraser! See any third bridge?”
Eraser: “No, but the first rope still has its rope thingies. Let’s just climb across those.”
Pen: “Good idea!”
Pen starts doing that. Eraser inspects the “rope” more closely and notices a design flaw.
Eraser: “Hey, wait! These are just black bendy straws attached with tape!”
Announcer: “We couldn’t afford actual ropes due to budget cuts.”
Pen: “Uh oh!”
Pen climbs across as fast as he can. Just as the bendy straws break apart, Pen grabs onto the cliff and tries to climb up. Coiny steps on his foot.
Pen: “Ow! Coiny, help me up!”
Coiny: “No, I don’t think I will.”
Pen grabs onto Coiny’s leg with his free arm and pulls him down into the ravine.
Golf Ball: “Gah! Our only hope for winning the challenge!”
Cut to the contestants in the ravine. Unlike in the actual episode, there’s no water.
Pencil: “Well this sucks.”
Pen and Coiny land next to them.
Match: “Pen! You fell too?!”
Pen: “Yeah. That means the only people left are Pin and Eraser!”
Match: “Ugh. Pin.”
Pencil: “Actually, Bubble was still crossing the bridge when we got thrown off, remember?”
Coiny: “Nah, I killed her.”
Pencil: “You WHAT?!”
Coiny: “Hey, where’s Leafy? I thought I saw Flower throw her down here as well.”
There is a brief cut to Leafy falling incredibly slowly down the ravine.
Pen: “No clue. Anyways, we should try climbing out!”
Match: “Like, how?! There’s, like, nothing to, like, grab onto! We’re gonna be stuck here, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, forever!”
Coiny: “Maybe we could form a stack and then climb out that way!”
Pencil: (Looking up) “I can’t even see the top! There’s no way we’ll make it!”
Coiny: “We’ll just have to try! Woody, you’ll be on the bottom, okay? Great! I knew you’d agree, buddy!”
Woody: “Wuh wah?!”
Back to the contestants at the top of the ravine.
Needle: “Well, I’m out of ideas.”
Golf Ball: “Our best bet is to wait for Tennis Ball to finish building his trebuchet. Besides, there are only two Squishy Cherries left! How are they going to get across anyway?”
Snowball returns, carrying an annoyed-looking Ice Cube.
Snowball: “Alright Icy, time to fly!”
Ice Cube: “Let go of me! I never agreed to this!”
Snowball tries throwing Ice Cube across the other side, only for Teardrop to get in the way and catch her.
Snowball: “Hey!”
Teardrop: >:(
Snowball: “Alright, fine! Let’s see YOU come up with any better ideas!”
Teardrop pulls out a piece of paper and starts writing down on it using a pencil. She shows her drawing to Snowball, which turns out to be a contestant bridge of the Squashy Grapes (the ones with arms, that is). Ice Cube and Golf Ball walk across the contestant bridge to the other side.
Snowball: “Oh, okay, that’s... actually a pretty good idea.”
Needle: “Will it be long enough to reach the other side though?”
Flower: “We’ll just have to try and see! Needle will have to be on top because she’s the lightest, followed by TD, me, and finally SB. Icy and GB will have to walk across like in the drawing.”
Snowball: “ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!”
Flower: “I mean, you could try eating a salad every once in a while.”
Snowball: “GRRRR!”
Needle: “Shut up! Let’s just do it and get this over with!”
Back to the Squishy Cherries. Pin looks like she’s thinking of a new strategy while Eraser is sitting around, drinking a soda.
Eraser: “Think of something yet?”
Pin: “No.”
Eraser: “How about now?”
Pin: “Still no!”
Beat.
Eraser: “How bout-”
Pin: “OMPF, that’s the 2,763rd time you’ve asked! Why don’t you make yourself useful and help me think of something?!”
Eraser: “Okay. How about we just use the Squashy Grapes?”
Eraser points to the Squashy Grapes forming their contestant bridge, with Snowball looking rather peeved that he’s on the bottom.
Pin: “Perfect!”
Back to the Squashy Grapes. Needle has climbed to the top of the contestant bridge, completing it. Snowball looks like he’s about to collapse under all the weight.
Snowball: “What the flake have you been eating Flower!? You weigh like a bajillion-”
Flower: “ WHAT WERE YOU JUST ABOUT TO SAY?! ”
Snowball: “Nothing.” 0_0
Needle: “Hurry up and get into position so we can win!”
Snowball wobbles over to the edge of the ravine, squints his eyes shut, and lets himself fall forward. By this point, he is grabbing onto Flower’s legs, with Flower grabbing onto TD’s, who is grabbing onto Needle’s.
Golf Ball: “This idea is never going to work! You’re just-”
Needle grabs onto the other side of the ravine.
Golf Ball: “Wha- bwuh- HUH?!”
Needle: “Just go across already!”
Golf Ball: “Er- okay.”
Ice Cube starts crossing the bridge first, followed by Golf Ball. Unfortunately, Teardrop notices Pin and Eraser running over to them.
Teardrop: !!!
Flower: “What are you looking at, TD?!”
Ice Cube makes it to the other side.
Ice Cube: “Yay!”
As Golf Ball continues to cross, Pin and Eraser throw her off the bridge and into the ravine below.
Eraser: “Haha! Take that, Grapes! We’re finally gonna win a challenge!”
Needle: “I don’t think so! SNOWBALL, DROP!”
Snowball: “Wha?!”
Needle: “Just do it!”
Snowball: “Uh, okay, I guess!”
Pin: “ERASER, RUN FOR IT!”
Eraser and Pin try to run across to the other side, but Snowball lets himself drop down before they can. As they’re falling, Eraser and Pin grab onto Teardrop and Flower respectively.
Flower: “Let go of me!”
Pin: “No!”
Flower: “If you don’t let go RIGHT now, I’ll-”
Pin: “Yeah, yeah, you’ll crush me! I know! You’ve said that like a million times before!”
Needle: “TD! Get rid of the Cherries!”
Teardrop nods, then lets go of Needle’s leg in order to slap Eraser off her and into the ravine below, knocking Pin off of Flower in the process. Unfortunately, TD starts to lose her grip as well.
Snowball: “My arms are killing me! I gotta let go!”
Needle: “Ice Cube! Help us up!”
Ice Cube: “I don’t know, but... I’ll do what I can!”
Ice Cube grabs onto Needle with her teeth and tries to pull her up to the other side. Teardrop ultimately loses her grip and falls into the abyss, bringing Snowball and Flower down with her.
Needle: “Our teammates!”
Ice Cube pulls Needle up to the other side.
Ice Cube: “Uh, well, look on the bright side! At least we’ll probably win, yeah? Because we’re the only two people who made it to the other side!”
Needle: “I guess so.”
Back in the ravine, Coiny, Pen, Pencil, Match, and Woody have formed a stack of their own, with Pencil on top.
Coiny: “See anything?!”
Pencil: (Looking up) “Uh, it looks like more people are coming! I think we’re finally gonna be rescued!”
Match: “Yay!”
Golf Ball falls down and knocks Pencil off the stack.
Golf Ball: “OOF! Gr! How dare Eraser and Pin throw me off!”
Pen: “Whoa, you mean Eraser did that? Nice going, bro!”
Eraser: (Distantly) “THANK YOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!”
Everyone else looks up and sees that Eraser, Pin, Teardrop, Flower, and Snowball are about to fall on top of them. After a collective scream, the inevitable happens.
CRASH!
Pin: (With Woody impaled on her point) “NO! We were so close to winning too! Snowball had to go and screw it all up!”
Golf Ball: “Wait, SNOWBALL sabotaged you?!”
Snowball: “Hah, what can I say? I guess I am pretty impressive after all!”
At this point, Golf Ball stops functioning.
Eraser: “Hey, GB?” (waves his arm in front of Golf Ball’s face) “I think she’s broken, guys.”
At long last, Leafy falls down to the bottom of the ravine, looking tired and angry.
Leafy: “I’ve been falling... FOR TWENTY! WHOLE! MINUTES!”
Pencil: “Hi Leafy.”
Leafy: “Did we win the challenge? Where are Needle, Ice Cube, and Bubble?”
Match: “Well, like, Bubble’s dead, thanks to Coiny.”
Coiny: “Hey, it’s her fault for dying in the first place.”
Flower: “Needle and Ice Cube are on the other side of the ravine. Well, Ice Cube is at least.”
Flower: “So does that mean we win?”
Announcer: (Suddenly appearing) “Correct, the Squashy Grapes win by default.”
Everyone (alive, that is) screams due to the Announcer suddenly appearing.
Announcer: “Oh, be quiet. I only decided to end the competition early because you all proved to be so terrible at crossing the bridge, and there was no way any of you could have escaped without my help anyway. Because they were the only two people to cross the bridge, Needle and Ice Cube have both received Win Tokens.”
Pin: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Snowball: “Hah! And it was all because of me too! My awesome strategy crushed those Mushy Berries!”
Pencil: (Slaps Snowball) “Squishy Cherries!”
Flower: “Hey! Speaker! Are you gonna let us out of here already or what?!”
Announcer: “Oh, right.”
The contestants are scooped out of the ravine by a giant butterfly net and dropped on the other side of it, where Needle and Ice Cube are with their newly-won Win Tokens.
Needle: “Oh, hey! You guys are finally out!”
Flower: “No thanks to you! But I guess it was your strategy that stopped the Cherries from winning, so I can’t stay too mad.”
Pencil: “Come on, Match! We need to go recover Bubble!”
Match: “Oh, like, yeah! I, like, almost forgot!”
Pencil and Match leave, with Ice Cube following shortly after.
Pin: “So who are we voting for this time? In my professional opinion, I think Woody is our safest bet.”
Eraser: “Fair enough, I’m not complaining.”
Pen: “Honestly, yeah. I can’t vote for Eraser obviously, and Pencil and I really connected down there, so Woody it is.”
Pin: “I doubt he’ll even care that much anyway. He’s been stuck to me for a while now and he hasn’t been saying anything! It’s kind of refreshing honestly.”
Eraser: “Pin.” (beat) “Woody’s dead.”
Pin: (Pulling Woody off her point) “Oh, I guess you’re right. Whatever, my point still stands.”
Cut to later, during the Squishy Cherries’ fourth Cake at Stake in a row. Bubble has been recovered, but not Woody for some reason.
Bubble: “Oh noio, I really hope oi don’t get eliminated!”
Pencil: “Don’t worry Bubble, Pin already told us the plan! We’re gunning for Woody!”
Bubble: “Oh, okay!”
Announcer: “Welcome to your fourth Cake at Stake, Cherries. If you get the most votes, you’ll be eliminated, blah blah blah, you all know the drill by now.”
Pen: “Yeah, yeah, let’s just get this over with already.”
Announcer: “I have six cupcakes for today’s prize. Pin, would you like to use your Win Token?”
Pin: “No. I can’t think of anything I did that would make people want to vote for me.”
Match: “I can, like, name quite a few things actually. For example-”
Pin: “Be quiet! Or I’ll vote for you instead!”
Announcer: “Both of you be quiet. Anyway, it’s time to vote.”
Everyone (sans the still-dead Woody) votes on who they want to be eliminated.
Announcer: “The votes have been cast, and now it’s time to see who will join Rocky, Spongy, Firey, and Blocky in the Tiny Loser Chamber. The first vote goes to... Pin.”
Pin: “WHAT?!”
Announcer: “Second vote... Woody.”
Woody does not respond. Perhaps being dead has something to do with that?
Announcer: “Third and fourth votes... both for Woody. And that means Match, Pencil, Eraser, Pen, and Bubble are all safe.”
Everyone minus Pin and Woody receives a cupcake.
Eraser: “You know, I’ve always wondered why these are called cupcakes. They certainly don’t taste like cups!”
Everyone stares weirdly at Eraser.
Eraser: “What? Why’s everyone looking at me like that? Did I say something weird?”
Announcer: “I’m just going to ignore you and move on. The fifth vote is for... Pin.”
Pin: “HOW?! I thought the plan was to vote Woody off!”
Eraser: (≖ ͜ʖ≖)
Pencil: “Would you relax?! Woody’s probably going to be eliminated anyway! The worst that could happen is you’ll have to do a tiebreaker or something.”
Announcer: “Correct you are, Pencil, because at four votes, Woody is eliminated.”
Pin receives her cupcake.
Announcer:
“Do you have any final words you want to say?”
Woody: “...”
Announcer: “Wow! Truly inspirational! I hope somebody caught that on camera or else we might lose this momentous occasion to time forevermore.”
Pen: “What-”
Announcer: “Okay, moment’s over. Time to go, Woody.”
The Sender Scoop Thrower tosses Woody to the TLC.
Pin: “How did I get two votes?! I’m the team leader!”
Announcer: “Be happy you aren’t eliminated like Woody. Anyways, that concludes another episode of BFDI: Reimagined. Thank you for reading, and as always, we remind you to comment if you liked the episode and leave a kudos if you haven’t already. Until next time, may all your bees be my wax”
But wait, we’re not done yet! Back to the Squashy Grapes, who are still trapped on the one side of the ravine.
Needle: “Are they coming back for us or what?”
Tennis Ball shows up with a trebuchet.
Tennis Ball: “Okay, that took a LOT longer than I had hoped it would, but I finally finished! Everyone, climb in and I’ll-” (he notices the rest of the Grapes are separated) “Oh. You’re... already on the other side.”
Coiny: “Tennis Ball! Help us!”
Tennis Ball: “Uhhh, funny story, but I just remembered I have to go take care of something! Sorry, bye!”
Tennis Ball runs for the hills while the rest of the Grapes look on in annoyance.
SQUISHY CHERRIES: Bubble, Eraser, Match, Pen, Pencil, Pin
SQUASHY GRAPES: Coiny, Flower, Golf Ball, Ice Cube, Leafy, Needle, Snowball, Teardrop, Tennis Ball
THE TLC: Rocky (20th), Spongy (19th), Blocky (18th), Firey (17th), Woody (16th)
WIN TOKENS: Pin (x1), Needle (x2), Golf Ball (x1), Tennis Ball (x1), Ice Cube (x1)
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Chapter 6: Episode 6 - Power of Three
Summary:
You know those multivitamin commercials where they say that everything's getting smaller? Well, so are the teams... temporarily. Not everyone gets their desired team!
Chapter Text
The episode begins with Pencil reading a book titled “How To Be Dumb For Beginners” when Bubble approaches her.
Bubble: “Poincil, can I talk to you about something?”
Pencil: “Sure thing, Bub!” (closes the book) “What’s up?”
Bubble: “I’m really worried about getting eliminoited! If our team loses again, I’m a goner for soire!”
Pencil: “That’s not true! Me and Match will back you up! And I’m sure I can get Pen on our side.”
Bubble: “Oh, okay. Well... what if you and Match get eliminoited before me? Oi’ll be on moi own in that case.”
Pencil: “Bubble, Bubble, Bubble! Don’t you worry a bit! You know we’re going to be the final three!”
Bubble: “But how can you be so soire?”
Pencil: “Stop being ridiculous, Bubble! I’m trying to read here, y’know!”
Pencil shows Bubble the book she was reading earlier.
Bubble: “Okoiy, that’s another thing! Why would you woint to be dumb?”
Pencil: “The correct question is why wouldn’t you want to be dumb? It’s becoming the latest hot trend! Look at Pen and Eraser over there!”
Pencil points to Pen and Eraser in the distance, conversing.
Pen: “Dude, wouldn’t it be funny if we both jumped off a cliff at the same time? Cuz, like, normally you’d expect only ONE person to be jumping o-”
Eraser: “Bro, you had me at “jumping off a cliff”! Let’s go!”
And back to Pencil and Bubble.
Pencil: “I know that you should know a thing or two about this subject since Match is always saying how unintelligent you are.”
Bubble: “Oi oim too intelligent!”
Pencil: “Can you even count to three, Bubble?”
Bubble: “Yois! Oine, two-”
Pin flies in out of nowhere and pops Bubble... on accident, of course.
Pencil: “See?”
Pin: “Oh my pin factory! Snowball, you are going to get what you deserve one of these days! Just mark my words!”
Announcer: (Suddenly appearing) “Hey guys. It’s time to begin the next challenge.”
Pencil: “Already?!”
Announcer: “Yes. For this challenge, teams will temporarily be temporarily split into temporary teams of three. Temporarily, of course. The Cherries will have two groups of three while the Grapes will have three groups. In addition, the winning team will get to decide who on the losing team to eliminate, if they all agree on it first.”
Leafy: “Sounds like a plan!”
Announcer: “The TV will decide the teams. For the Cherries, Bubble, Match, and Eraser will be on one team.”
Bubble: “Oh noio! We’re not on the same team as Pencil?!”
Pen: “Yeah, what the inkwell, speaker box?! I wanna be with Eraser!”
Announcer: “No can do. You’re with Pencil and Pin. That’s funny because all of your names begin with the letter P.”
Pencil: (Sarcastically) “Ah ha ha ha.”
Announcer: “Grape time. Leafy, you’ll be paired with Tennis Ball and Flower.”
Leafy: “Alright! Let’s do this, TB!”
Flower: “You two better not slow me down or you’ll be sorry!”
Announcer: “Snowball, you’ll be paired with Teardrop...”
Snowball: “Oh great! That’s useful! She can’t even TALK!”
Announcer: “...and Golf Ball.”
Snowball: “ NOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo...”
Silence. Everyone is staring at the now-silent Snowball.
Announcer: “Uh- anyway, our final team will consist of Coiny, Ice Cube, and Needy.”
Needle slaps the Announcer.
Announcer: “Now that that’s out of the way, it’s time to begin the challenge. You’ll all be traveling to three separate islands, each with its own mini-challenges to complete. The winning team will also be rewarded with Win Tokens. Any questions?”
Snowball: “Can I switch teams?!”
Announcer: “No.”
Leafy: “Is one of the islands Dream Island?”
Announcer: “Also no.”
Eraser: “Can I use the bathroom?”
Announcer: “Okay, no questions then! Cross the balance beam in order to get to the first island. Begin!”
Snowball punches Ice Cube hard enough to shatter her. Everyone (minus Coiny and Needle) starts running.
Coiny: “NO! Curse you, Snowball!”
Needle: “We have no choice. We’re gonna have to wait for the ICRCC to create a new Ice Cube Recovery Center!”
Coiny: “But it takes a whole 30 minutes just to warm up! Are you sure we can’t just do this without her?”
Announcer: “No you may not. Go get Ice Cube.”
Coiny and Needle head for the ICRCC, grumbling all the way. Meanwhile, Pen, Pencil, and Pin are in first.
Pen: “Let’s go, squad! We can do this!”
Pencil: “Yeah!”
Their team makes it to the first island.
Nearby sign: On island one, there are thirty or so safes. Each safe’s combination is written on its bottom. In five of the safes are the rafts and paddles teams will need to get to island two.
Pencil: “We need to open the-”
Pin: “WE NEED TO OPEN THE SAFES!”
Pencil: “Yes Pin, I was just about to say that!”
Pin: “Then get to work!”
Pin, Pencil, and Pen start opening safes.
Pencil: “I got the raft!”
Pin: “I got the paddles!”
Pen: “I got a rock...”
Pin: “No, no, Pen! You were supposed to find something useful!”
Pen: “Hey! I didn’t mean to find a rock!”
Pencil: “Yeah, leave him alone! And besides, we already have everything we need, so it’s no big deal!”
Snowball, Teardrop, and Golf Ball make it to the first island.
Snowball: “Alright wimps, start looking! I don’t wanna fall behind the other teams.”
Teardrop starts looking. Golf Ball, on the other hand, refuses to budge.
Golf Ball: “What gives you the right to boss us around?!”
Snowball: “Because I’m the smartest one around here, duh!”
Golf Ball: “HAH! You’re the smart one?! Do you have any idea how many scientific awards I’ve won?!”
Snowball: “Don’t care, didn’t ask.”
Teardrop walks over with the raft and paddles.
Snowball: “Oh.”
Teardrop sets the raft in the water and urges her teammates to get in, which they do. Snowball and Teardrop start paddling to the next island while Leafy and Match’s teams make it to the first.
Leafy: “Alright team, let’s get to work!”
Flower: “Whatever, weightless one.”
Tennis Ball starts shaking one of the safes.
Leafy: “Whatcha doin’, TB?”
Tennis Ball: “If I shake the safes around and listen closely, I can tell what’s inside based on the sounds they make!”
On cue, the safe explodes, knocking TB to the ground.
Flower: “Oh my gardener, that was so loud!”
Tennis Ball: (Loopily) “Flubba glubba... doop dop...”
Flower: “What?! Has your brain exploded as well?! Focus TB, we need to do the challenge!”
Tennis Ball: (Loopily) “Washing machine! Hehehehehehe...”
Flower: “Yep, he’s lost it. Someone better carry-”
Leafy: “NOT IT!”
Flower: (Glaring at Leafy) “I hate you.”
Leafy: “Well, I mean, I am the weightless one!”
Flower: “Let’s just leave him on the ground for now, until we find something useful!”
Tennis Ball: “Mommy, can I go to school now?...”
Flower opens a nearby safe, finding a raft and paddles.
Flower: “YES! Perfect!”
Tennis Ball: “Hehe... I don’t wanna go home, I wanna stay at school and-”
Flower whacks Tennis Ball on the head with the paddle as hard as possible. The ball looks confused for a moment, before shaking himself off.
Tennis Ball: “Sorry guys, I think I might’ve blacked out for a bit! Oh, and it looks like you found the raft! Hooray!”
Leafy: “Let’s go, you two!”
They get rowing. Back to Match’s team.
Eraser: (Opening a safe containing a gumball) “Ooh, cool, gum!”
Eraser starts chewing on the gumball.
Bubble: (Opening a safe containing some Yoylecake) “Oi found some Yoylecake!”
Match: “Bubble, don’t! If you eat that then you’ll-”
Bubble mindlessly eats the slice and turns to metal.
Match: “...turn to metal.”
Eraser: (With the Squashy Grapes’ boat from episode 1b) “Hey guys, I found a boat! And this one has a motor on it!”
Match: “Great! Let’s go!”
Eraser pushes the boat into the water while he, Bubble, and Match get in.
Eraser: “Why are we not moving?”
Bubble: “You need to turn the motor on foirst.”
Eraser does that, causing the boat to suddenly speed towards island two.
Match: “OH MY MATCHSTICK FACTORY, THAT IS, LIKE, WAY TOO FAST!”
Bubble: “SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN!”
Eraser: (Tries stopping the motor) “I can’t! It’s stuck!”
Bubble: “OH NOIO! We’re about to-”
The boat crashes into island two, causing it to smash into a hundred pieces.
Eraser: “Oh yeah, we made it! I’m a pro at driving!”
Match: “Like, no. You are so the opposite of that.”
Eraser: “A con at driving?”
Match: “No! You’re just terrible at it!”
Bubble: “Don’t fight now, goiys! We need to get ahead of the other teams!”
They start doing the next challenge alongside Pin, Leafy, and Snowball’s teams.
Nearby sign: On island two, there are 10 keys hanging from poles. Stack blocks to grab a key, then advance to island three.
Pin: (Watching Pen and Pencil) “Stack faster!”
Pencil: “I’m trying! I don’t see YOU doing anything!”
Pin: “Yes I am! I’m standing here telling you two to stack faster!”
Pen: “No! You know what?!” (he kicks the stack over) “BOO, PIN! You suck!”
Pencil: “Pen, while I appreciate the act of rebellion, you just destroyed all our progress!”
Pen: “Oops.”
Back to Coiny and Needle, waiting for the ICRCC to finish warming up.
Coiny: “I’m hungry. I could really go for some chicken nuggets right about now.”
Ice Cube is recovered by the Ice Cube Recovery Center.
Coiny: “Icy, you’re back! Let’s go, we’re falling really behind!”
Ice Cube: “I’m gonna kill Snowball next time I see him!”
Their team makes it to the first island. As Coiny and Needle search, Icy just sits around and does nothing.
Coiny: “I would appreciate it if you helped us out!”
Ice Cube: “No!”
Needle: “Just leave her be. She’ll probably get eliminated if we end up losing anyway.”
Needle finds the paddles and Coiny finds... a paddleboard.
Coiny: “...Eh. Good enough. Let’s go.”
Coiny, Needle, and Ice Cube awkwardly squeeze on the paddleboard while Needle paddles to island two. Bubble and Snowball’s teams each get a key.
Eraser: “Got it!”
Teardrop: :D
The two teams head over to island three while Coiny’s team makes it to island two.
Nearby sign: On island three, there is a large building with a locked door. The teams will need to use the key they snatched on island two to unlock it. However, five of the keys are fakes. If a key does not work, the team must go back to island two and snatch another key.
Eraser tries his key on the door.
Eraser: “Aww, it doesn’t work.”
Snowball: (Shoving Eraser aside) “Move it, chump!”
Snowball tries the key on the door. It also doesn’t work.
Snowball: “What?! How?!”
Golf Ball: “We have to go back!”
Snowball: “I know that! Jeez Louise...”
Both teams go back to island two. Meanwhile, Leafy is inches away from grabbing a key.
Leafy: “I can almost reach it! Just one more block, TB!”
Tennis Ball: “Got it!”
Coiny runs over and kicks over the block stack, causing Leafy to fall to the ground.
Flower: “Oh my gardener, SERIOUSLY Coiny?!”
Coiny: “Ha ha!”
Leafy: “What are we going to do?! There’s not enough time to start all over!”
Flower: “I have an idea, but you have to promise me you’ll actually grab the key.”
Leafy: “Sure thing!” (beat) “Wait, what?”
Flower picks up Leafy and throws her at a key, which she grabs.
Leafy: “How bout a warning next time?!”
Flower: “Just come down already! And you better bring that key with you!”
Grumbling, Leafy lets the key loose and falls to the ground. Eraser’s team returns to island two and sees Flower’s strategy.
Eraser: “Oh, that’s a good idea! Glad I thought of it!”
Eraser picks up Match and throws her at the key.
Match: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-”
Match grabs the key and loosens it from the pole before falling to the ground.
Eraser: “Great, we got one! Let’s go!”
Eraser and Leafy’s team race to island three. Eraser’s team makes it first, followed by Leafy’s.
Eraser: (Unlocking the door) “Yes! It works!”
Eraser’s team enters the building, where the Announcer is.
Announcer: “Eraser, Match, Bubble, you are the first team safe. You all receive Win Tokens and get to decide who on the losing team will be eliminated.”
The three receive Win Tokens.
Bubble: “Yoylecake!”
Leafy’s team enters the building next.
Flower: “Did we win?!”
Announcer: “No. Your team is second, so you don’t win or lose.”
Flower: “Grrr! No fair! I should have been first!”
Tennis Ball: “Just be glad we’re not in last place!”
Leafy’s team is catapulted into the air. Pen’s team arrives third, using the key they have to unlock the building.
Announcer: “Pen, Pencil, and Pin, you guys are third. Which means it’s down to Snowball, Golf Ball, and Teardrop’s team and Coiny, Icy, and Needy’s team.”
Pencil: “Oh well, better luck next time.”
Pen: “Yeah! Third place isn’t that bad!”
Pen’s team is catapulted. Back to island two, Needle slaps the air.
Coiny: “I got a key! Let’s go!”
Coiny’s team begins paddling to island three, which is slowly being followed by Snowball’s team, also with a key.
Snowball: “We’re coming, wimps!”
Coiny: “WAGH! Paddle faster, Needy!”
Needle: “I’m trying! Also...” (slaps Coiny) “Don’t call me Needy!”
Snowball’s team overtakes Coiny’s team and makes it to island three. Their key unlocks the door.
Snowball: “Let’s gooooooo!”
Announcer: “SB, GB, and TD, your team is fourth.”
Snowball: “Fourth?! Why you!”
Snowball’s team is catapulted. Coiny’s team arrives last, and Coiny unlocks the door, awaiting the inevitable.
Announcer: “Coiny, Icy, Needy, your team came last, which means Eraser, Match, and Bubble will all decide which of you will be eliminated.”
Everyone is catapulted out of the building.
Eraser: (Breakdances epically)
Announcer: (To Coiny, Ice Cube, and Needle) “Now then, do you have anything to say to Eraser, Match, and Bubble?”
Coiny, Needle, and Ice Cube start clamoring over each other over which of them deserves to stay.
Bubble: “Who do you goiys think? Oi don’t wanna eliminate Oice Cube and Coiny seems like he’ll get himself eliminoited.”
Match: “Like, good point. If Needle keeps winning, she’ll become, like, a huge threat!”
Eraser: “Hey Announcery! We’ve decided! And we’re going to eliminate... Needy!”
Needle slaps Eraser.
Announcer: “Very well. Bubble and Match, what say you?”
Match and Bubble: “Needle!”
Announcer: “Then Needle is eliminated. Goodbye.”
Needle: “Wait! Are you serious?! Just like that?! How is it that Coiny gets to stay over me?!”
Announcer: “Too bad, so sad.”
Needle gets flung to the TLC, but the lid doesn’t close all the way thanks to Spongy.
Coiny: “Oh no! I can’t believe Needle’s gone! I didn’t even get to ask her why she doesn’t like being called Needy!”
Needle’s hand reaches out of the TLC and stretches all the way over to slap Coiny.
Ice Cube: “I guess we’ll never know now.”
Eraser: “Hey, why isn’t the lid closing all the way?”
Announcer: “Uh, the Tiny Loser Chamber can only hold a capacity of six contestants. I guess Spongy being kinda big is going to be a problem.”
Match: “So, like, how are we going to eliminate people from now on?”
Announcer: “Well, I guess for now, no new contestants can be sent to the TLC, so there will be no elimination next challenge. Consider it a reward for making it this far.”
Eraser: “LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO!” (breakdances again)
Announcer: “Anyways, that concludes another episode of BFDI: Reimagined. Thank you for reading, and as always, we remind you to comment if you liked the episode and leave a kudos if you haven’t already. Until next time, may all your bees be my wax.”
Bubble: “Whoit does “may oill your bees be moi wax” mean anyways?”
Announcer: “You wouldn’t get it.”
Cut to Leafy, Pin, and Snowball’s team still flying through the air. It’s nighttime now.
Pen: “We’re still flying through the air? Wow, that spring is strong!”
Leafy: “Are we going up or down now?”
SQUISHY CHERRIES: Bubble, Eraser, Match, Pen, Pencil, Pin
SQUASHY GRAPES: Coiny, Flower, Golf Ball, Ice Cube, Leafy, Snowball, Teardrop, Tennis Ball
THE TLC: Rocky (20th), Spongy (19th), Blocky (18th), Firey (17th), Woody (16th), Needle (15th)
WIN TOKENS: Pin (x1), Golf Ball (x1), Tennis Ball (x1), Ice Cube (x1), Bubble (x1), Match (x1), Eraser (x1)
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