Archive of Our Own ^beta

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savant_smurf has created a chatroom.

savant_smurf has added 95 users to the chatroom.

sunsoutgunsout, username, and other users have left the chatroom.

quartzyy: hi!

savant_smurf has added 93 users to the chatroom

savant_smurf: Apparently, only one of you has any patience or respect. As expected.

savant_smurf: I made this chat for communication when somesmurf has left the village. Sending alerts to others, so they can come help.

sunsoutgunsout: kukui.png

bluer0ses: I actually think it's a good idea, Brainy! 😁

sunsoutgunsout: I mean yeah totally its a great idea! Id rather Brainy not be the one in charge, though.

savant_smurf: Well, that's too bad. I'm going to be in charge either way. However... if you direct message me, maybe we can figure something out?

quartzyy: yayy!!! evry1 get along freindship now :D

dopysmurf: freindship <4

quartzyy: freindship <3

mr.fixit: Oh, Hefty, not again.

eyesy: Ooh what is it what is it???? Not again what??? What did Hefty do this time??? What did he do last time??? @sunsoutgunsout @mr.fixit @savant_smurf 👀👀👀👀👀

sunsoutgunsout: None of your business, Nosey.

savant_smurf: I have promoted Hefty to the position of moderator. Hefty has promised he will behave.

mr.fixit: Hefty what the fuck?

sunsoutgunsout: CMON

sunsoutgunsout: YOU DONT WANNA BE IN A CHAT RUN JUST BY BRAINY RIGHT???

mr.fixit: Yeah but your the dumbass who was Brainys 2nd when he did that tyrant thing so I dont trust you with this power tbh

savant_smurf: *you're

mr.fixit: STFU Brainy

mr.fixit has been banned by savant_smurf. Reason: Told the chatroom admin to shut up.

mr.fixit has been unbanned by sunsoutgunsout. Reason: Don't ban Handy.

mr.fixit has been banned by savant_smurf.

mr.fixit has been unbanned by sunsoutgunsout.

mr.fixit has been banned by savant_smurf.

mr.fixit has been unbanned by sunsoutgunsout.

perfectlypristine: Oy vey

mr.fixit has been banned by savant_smurf.

mr.fixit has been unbanned by sunsoutgunsout.

mr.fixit has been banned by savant_smurf.

mr.fixit has been unbanned by sunsoutgunsout.

mr.fixit has been banned by savant_smurf.

mr.fixit has been unbanned by sunsoutgunsout.

mr.fixit has been banned by savant_smurf.

mr.fixit has been unbanned by sunsoutgunsout.

mr.fixit has been banned by savant_smurf.

sunsoutgunsout: STOP BANNING HANDY

savant_smurf: I'm the admin, I can ban whoever I want. Besides, he broke rule #10.

kaplowey1031: DHAHDJWUDJ BRAINY RLY JUST SAID FUCK HANDY HANDY CAN DIE

kaplowey1031: THIS CHAT IS FOR SADETY AND THEN HE FUCKIGN

kaplowey1031: BANS HANDY HSHFHEIDIIWJDIE LMAO

kaplowey1031: FUCKYOU BALTIMORE

kaplowey1031: DHDUXUDUEUIXICEN

kaplowey1031: IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

kaplowey1031: HANDY SMURF IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER

kaplowey1031: HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

kaplowey1031: THATS RIGHT HE TOOK HIS SMURF BLUE DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE

kaplowey1031: AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS THIS BIG AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING

kaplowey1031: SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON TWITTER DOT COM

kaplowey1031: HANDY SMURF YOUVE GOT A SMALL DICK. ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER

kaplowey1031: AND GUESS WHAT

dopysmurf: wut

kaplowey1031: HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. THATS RIGHT BABY ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS

kaplowey1031 has been banned by savant_smurf. Reason: Excessive profanity and spamming.

scots_smurf69: 🫡 god bless ye, jokey smurf.

sunsoutgunsout: Stop banning people!

sunsoutgunsout has been banned by savant_smurf. Reason: General disrespect.

bluer0se: Brainy, this chat is for our safety! You can't just keep banning people. If you do, they won't be able to call for help when they need it!

savant_smurf: I'll let them back in when they apologize to me.

bluer0se: And what if they don't, huh? 😡

savant_smurf: They'll have to apologize, if they want the safety of this chat.

bluer0se: You know what? I'll just make my own chat, then, and invite everysmurf to it. And I won't ban people!

savant_smurf: You wouldn't dare.

bluer0se: SmurfetteEmergencyCommunicationChatroom/join

bluer0se has been banned by savant_smurf. Reason: Advertising.

i_hate_usernames: I hate this chatroom.

i_hate_usernames, vanitysmurf, and other users have left the chatroom.

slepytime: What gojnf on i just woke up

scots_smurf69: brainy's gone ban-crazy. rip jokey smurf, never got tae pish on th moon.

slepytime: Dont piss on the moon

scots_smurf69: its a meme ye dafty https://www.youtube.com/watch

slepytime: lmagine having enlugh energy to watch a wholeass youtube video dor context lmao culdnt be me

slepytime: Im going back to bed love u

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bluer0ses has created a chatroom.

bluer0ses has added 104 users to the chatroom.

#smurfchat

bluer0ses: Hey guys! ❤️ Just wait here a bit, I need to write something down. Also @absolutelynot @mr.fixit would you two be willing to help me moderate this server?

absolutelynot: Sure.

absolutelynot: But if I want to quit, I will quit, and you can't stop me.

sunsoutgunsout: Woah there, calm down.

absolutelynot: You can't tell me what to do.

bluer0ses: Please be nice to each other...

kaplowey1031: 

quartzyy: @savant_smurf i know ur online ur still talking in the other chat. cmover here

#welcome

bluer0ses: Welcome, everysmurf, to the Emergency Communication Chatroom! 🌸🌼🌸 I know this won't just be used for emergencies, so we have several channels.

#announcements is for people to smurf announcements, so that we don't have to call the whole village in order to announce something. (Vanity, this is directed at you! /lh /gen)

#emergency is the actual emergency communication chatroom. This is the only channel that @/everyone can be used in.

#smurfchat is the general chat for non-emergency-related topics. Please don't swear in this channel!

#150squad is a channel for those of us who are young adults. Sometimes we need our space! Swearing is allowed here. 😜

#kidzone is a channel for the Smurflings. Please be aware that the mods can read kidzone chat.

bluer0ses: Before doing anything else, read the rules in #rules, and then smurf out your name in #introductions so that people know who you are! Not everyone's usernames are easily smurfable.

#smurfchat

quartzyy: @savant_smurf plzzz

#kidzone

dsmurfofan1: why the fuck did smurfette give us our own chatroom if shes gonna fucking monitor it

dsmurfofan1: yknow what fuck that shit im gonna go make my own.

dsmurfofan1: no adults allowed! >:P

sassy_smurfling: Chattering chipmunks Snappy, I kinda like this chatroom. What's so wrong with adults being able to see what we're writing about?

worldsaivior: idk it does kinda suck. then again we do literally live in the same house so we could always just like talk to each other irl lol

dsmurfofan1: you can't fuckign stop me. >:(

worldsaivior: yeah ok wasnt trying to

#smurfchat

quartzyy: @savant_smurf berainy pelase i miss you

savant_smurf: Clumsy, I can see this chat. You can stop mentioning me now. It's very annoying, especially since I keep thinking that there's an emergency. Have you ever heard of the Smurf who cried wolf?

quartzyy: HI <3 <3 <3

savant_smurf: @papa_smurf Clumsy keeps mentioning me for no reason!

papa_smurf: Clumsy, please stop doing that.

quartzyy: :( i just wanted to talk to brainy

#150squad

kaplowey1031: WE CAN SWEAR HERE RIGHT

bluer0ses: In this channel, yes. Please don't swear in any other channels! 😁

kaplowey1031: GOOD I CAN FINSI H

kaplowey1031: IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT . HANDY SMURF IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE .THATS RIGHT HE TOOK HIS SMURF BLUE DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS THIS BIG AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING. SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON TWITTER DOT COM. HANDY SMURF YOUVE GOT A SMALL DICK. ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. THATS RIGHT BABY ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS.

kaplowey1031: LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG

kaplowey1031: HE SMURFED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA SMURF THE EARTH

kaplowey1031: THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET

kaplowey1031: MY SUPER LAZER PISS

kaplowey1031: EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA SMURF ON THE EARTH

kaplowey1031: IM GONNA GO HIGHER! IM SMURFING ON THE MOON

kaplowey1031: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT PAPA SMURF? I SMURFED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

kaplowey1031: YOU HAVE 23 HOURS UNTIL THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH

kaplowey1031: NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I SMURF ON YOU TOO

kaplowey1031:

savant_smurf: What the heck is wrong with you?

sunsoutgunsout: "Heck"

kaplowey1031: "HECK"

asskicker: "Heck"

scots_smurf69: just say fuck, brainy

savant_smurf: I don't cuss. It's impolite.

mr.fixit: Jokey, what the fuck?

scots_smurf69: noo thats mair lik it