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Peter Parker felt like he was being ripped apart atom by atom before slowly being pulled to a center of mass and slowly forming, the first sense to come back was Touch. He felt water- no something almost goo like surrounding his body, the 2nd sense to come back hearing, and all he could hear was distant electric Buzzing, the 3rd sense was sight, and when he opened them all he could see was Green. The 4th sense to come back was Taste, he opened his mouth and immediately regret it, he couldn't Breathe. Why Couldn't He BREATHE. He was drowning the green substance was in his Lungs. Slithering down his throat and so all could do was Bang on The Glass of his Tube it Cracked. Green was dripping out and he used all his strength to Punch the glass right in front of him.

Immediately The glass Completely Shattered and he started coughing his lungs out to get the sick Green Out his Lungs, throat and wherever else it was. And once he came to his senses he looked around the strange room he was in. After coughing a few more times and with a burning throat he actually looked around and saw a white room, with other Green tanks and tubes. And Peter just wanted to curl up and never wake up.

He pushed on instead, spiderman always got back up.

He stood up and focused his hearing to hear any heart beats around, with all the noise they'd be here by now.

None. No heartbeats but too small ones. Rats, he suspected. Now with almost all bearings gathered Peter could feel that he was extremely hungry, and cold he looked around more and saw a lab coat with a few granola bars on the floor.

Hungry and so cold, he snatched the lab coat off the chair and hurriedly put it on seeking any kind of warmth, next he snagged the granola bars off the floor ripped it open and hurriedly munched all them. With food in his stomach and a little less cold he realized-

Where was he? He bounced up and then immediately regretted it because he became dizzy, 'Great' He thought, 'Iron deficiency, just what I need.' He bitterly thought.

He went over to a computer slowly, he sat down on a chair and powered it on, 'the lights are on so there must be some electricity right?' He hoped, and sure enough.

It powered on and thankfully there wasn't a password. He went to The search bar and realized that he doesn't even know what to search up...and he can't stay here, God's knows if the people running this place will come back and if they do he needs to get out of here- hopefully to a better place than a lab that has little to nothing here..

Reasoning with himself, he thought back to what happened before the Thanos fight.

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He was pacing back and forth until Dr Strange came up to him. "Peter can you please have a word with you?" He stopped in his tracks and turned to look at Dr Strange- Stephen he mentally corrected himself, he said, "Yes?" He mentally prepared himself, for what reason he doesn't know.. "Peter I've ran through the timelines and I've seen what'll happen after the fight with Thanos, and I made sure, I could tell you this. Peter you're going to appear in a different universe, different than ours and I want you to know that to have a better outcome you must make sacrifices." Stephan Said.

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He took a small Breath and decided to see what this Universes superheroes are..

He typed in "Superheroes" it brought up Lists of Superhero names, and articles. He skimmed through the List and a few caught his eye. "Batman" "Superman" "Wonder Woman" and a few others. He stumbled upon a Superhero team called "The justice League"

He mentally imagined Tony making fun of the name, saddened he decided to Lose himself in researching the Superheros and Villains of this Strange New World... He mentally thought how this reminded him of school.. just losing himself into research for the next test even though he knows beyond what their teaching. Just this time, he doesn't know anything.

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Peter decided he needed to leave. But it felt as if a part of him was here and he couldn't shake off the feeling so, before that he wanted..no needed to go back and see what could possibly be..the feeling he's getting. Steeling himself as much as he can he goes back to that Room.

What he see's is...His clones, His FUCKING clones. One problem he didn't think about is now solved. Allies. He's sees Ben Reilly and Kaine Parker floating in Tubes, it's so eerie and he needs to get them Out. NOW.

He Gets ready to punch the Glass with (controlled) Strength. He pulls his arm back and punches The reinforced Glass. It shatters and he hurriedly catches Ben Reilly and sets him on the floor. Distantly he hears Ben Hacking his lungs out, he needs to get Kaine out next..He reels back and punches the glass that's trapping Kaine inside that tube. He catches Kaine Quickly and dully notes that Kaine is bit smaller and looks younger..now that he's thinking about it Ben looked smaller too. And, after putting Kaine down he observe his body, and sure enough he's also smaller...

Distantly he hears Ben stop coughing and starts hearing Kaine cough out that same Green liquid like Goo out too from his lungs. He focused his attention onto Ben when he hears "P-peter is that you?" Ben shakily asked in pain on the floor. "Yes, it's me Ben and we're in a different Universe in a City called Gotham. He heard Kaine stop coughing after Ben spoke. "Great we're stuck in a different universe with presumably No Way Home and I know we were just in a glass Tank filled with disgusting Green Liquid." Kaine Stated.

Peter digged into his Lab Cost snd pulled out the Granola bars he found and was hoping to save but this was unexpected really, "Here I found these and it's better than nothing, if I was hungry after getting out that tube than so are both of you," I Dryly said, partially because I'm really thirsty-

Ben quickly took Three and ate it, while Kaine ate the other three and hurriedly ate it. More than likely, extremely hungry due to who knows how long all three of use were in those tubes for...

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Turns out, the lab was in the sewers, not so great was trying to get out. But eventually they did and thankfully it was an Alley and now you might wondering. What exactly are we wearing? Well, all of us are wearing plain black shirts and and Shorts that reach the Knees, we're Shoeless, and all of us have white lab coats on to help with the cold at least a little.

Peter hauled himself up, and looked around the Alley to find absolutely nothing around only small heartbeats, Rats he thought.

Kaine and Ben got out after him and likely deducing the same thing he did.

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The three of them find out that this street and likely the next few streets around are buildings that are abandoned, He spots a Firehouse, a movie theater and they keep walking. The see an abandoned Gym and Ben being the "Smartest" both me and him Say "We could use that Gym as a place to stay." We both blankly stare at eachother and then Kaine says "Ok, let's go." And then they're on their way and all three of them climb up the side of the gym and sneak in through a window that leads into the shower room, I go over to the sink and test to see if the water still works. Surprisingly it does. Meaning there's water running. 'Can't say the same for electricity' He thinks.

Ben and Kaine seem a little surprised by that too, and honestly? Yeah, he gets it. He's already gave them the rundown of everything he's learned of so far. He hears Kaine go into a different room and so, Ben and him follow, and well it's place where they store Mats, they're a bit dusty but either way. Clean.

He opens his mouth and says, "This should be the room we sleep in, we need to get it Arranged into comfortable look-like beds that we have at least something to sleep on." He hears the others say their agreements and so, we get to work setting up the room.

At the end, after it's set up Peter is feeling everything and Fatigue especially. "We should head to sleep, and then split up in the morning to find information, and more." He hears Ben Speak up, "Yes, that's reasonable we should also look for some way to fit in. Lab coats and plain black clothing is not good for blending in." Kaine also gives his thoughts, "This all sounds reasonable, we need to find a way to get Money, and most importantly food." With all of them in agreement, we all head to sleep.

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Peter woke up to shuffling and distant murmurs, 'Ben and Kaine' he thinks. "Hey Peter we're heading out, I'm going to find a way to blend in this world, Kaine is going to look for food and money. You're in charge of getting Information, got it?" Ben says.

I sit up from my makeshift bed and mumble, "got it I find information and then we all spilt up, sounds good?" He hears Kaine say, "Sounds like a plan." He watches as Kaine and Ben leave, likely heading out.

I get up and stretch out my limbs and absolutely bend in half to hear that satisfying Crack and pop all along my spine. I blow out a breath and head to the shower room. 'I will take a shower later' I crawl out through the window and decide to travel by walking through the streets.

After walking for a minute or two, he starts noticing that the greenery is getting closer and stronger the more he walks. I see trees up ahead, 'this most be a park, it won't hurt I go into it right?' decision made he decides to head into the forest. He oddly, feels at home in here, he sees flowers and even some mushrooms along his walk. 'this place must really be preserved for it to be this beautiful, no trash in sight.' The more he walks the forest gets Thicker and Thicker, he starts hearing Clicking noises. 'Spiders?' He stops walking and looks around and sees a small, likely a Velvet spider- No, that is a Velvet Spider.

It makes a series of clicks at me. I think I can understand them, a greeting. I wonder if it can understand me if I don't click? "hello!" I say to spider. It jumps from it's web and into my hair. "If you wanted a more secure place to sleep then, well you got it" I say to the spider. 'what should I call her?"  The spider starts speaking to me in vibrations. 'I can feel what she's saying?' she's..claimed me as her new son. 'Awh, this is adorable of her, I can keep her around right? Yeah..' Peter softly smiled and said, "Okay, I'll bring you everywhere me," He got a happy *Click* out of it from her. "Do you have a name, Ma?" She sent out vibrations throughout my hair. 'Oh, her name is Arania, that's a lovely name..'

 Satisfied with making a new friend and mother figure for his Spidey side. Peter moves on into the forest with a calm mind and following nice scents the forest is giving off. 'I'm glad that in this strange new universe they protect wildlife.' Following a particular scent he starts hearing voices, 'That's odd, maybe I can check it out?' With a mental nod he starts following the noises.

"NO!-......Stop-.......LEAVE!-.....ALONE!!" Worried Peter picks up his pace and sees a Blonde and Redhead yelling out at a...

Getting closer he can now hear and see who they're shouting at, a Green headed clown holding onto his right arm with a Sick Sinister smile on his face. 'Ok, Evil clown guy harassing some woman that were more than likely taking a nature walk.'  Grabbing Arania he whispers to her to hide here, confused Arania gives out a few clicks of 'come back quickly' I smile and quickly think of plan. I'd rather not get Arania hurt...

Ok. Web up the guy, and ask if they're okay, deal with calling the police later. Without thinking, Peter leaps out form his place behind the bushes and clicks his wrists. Webs quickly wrap around the Clown, "HEY!-" Before Peter can hear a likely monologue from the guy he shoots a web out to his mouth. With a *Thud* the clown hits the ground rather harshly. Quickly tying up the guys shoulders and neck area. He hangs him from a 15 foot tree, from a  branch 10 feet above ground. 

Scanning for  any more threats,He turns back to see the now, two confuse women. Rushing up to hem he asks, "Are you two okay? I head some commotion, and when I came over I saw this clown dude harassing the both of you!" he sends both of them a genuine worried look. 

"We're..fine who are you?" The redhead asks with a glare in her eyes. Realizes what he just did he says rather nervously, "I'm...Peter Parker and please don't tell anyone what I just did..." Peter mentally crosses his fingers, and Prays that they won't tell anyone...

"Hey Kiddo, we're fine but do we owe ya anythin' ya lil' spiderling?" Says the Blonde. Hurriedly Peter quickly confirms, "No, no you two don't owe me anything I just wanted to help you two out!" That earns him a surprised look from the pair, "Hey, you're a.. Interesting Fellow aren't 'Cha?" Questions the Blondie.

"Uhm, I suppose so.." Peter looks to the side staring at the ground 'Great, if I ever go out as spiderman these two will know for sure it's me..' The blonde huffs out a laugh and The redhead narrows her eyes and states, "The poisonous vapor near you isn't making you pass out."

Hearing this, Peter startles, "No..? There's not-...I jus-....what's-...What?" Peter sends them a confused look and inches away a bit. "Hm, just pulling your leg I suppose." The redhead waves her hand in a "not a big deal matter" reluctantly, Peter nods.

"I was wondering if could get your names...?" Peter hesitantly asks. The Blondie tilts her head and says, "The names Harleen Quinzel, but you can call me Harley! This is Pamela!" She points to the Red-head. 'Pamela' he corrects in his mind. Pamela tilts her head up in confirmation. "I wondering if you could tell me some information about Gotham? See, when I was a kid I used live round' these parks but we moved to someplace else and I'm trying to familiarize myself again." Peter lies, 'No matter how nice they are I have to remind myself Gothamites don't help outsiders.' 

>>Does The kid really have to lie to make his way in life?<< Sam asks, already Knowing the answer >>Yes, this kid has to survive<< Dr strange answers. >>Once he crosses the line, will it be worth it?<< Shuri asks. >>This kid will have to make it in this world Shuri.<< T'Challa's States calmly.

Harley's eyes sharpen just a bit and answers, "I could get ya a map and some tips and pointers ya adorably cute spiderling, Afterall you helped us out in bind but if I give ya anymore you'd have to do somethin' for us 'Kay?" Harley's tone darkens a bit after saying that last bit. Peter's spider sense hums for a brief moment. Getting nervous Peter affirms, "Ok that's perfectly fine if that's all you can give me that's just enough Harley..." Peter gives a nervous look and shuffles in place a bit.

'I does have to gather supplies...' Peter thinks 

Harley and Pamela eyes soften a little, and Harley says, "Hey, follow us we'll talk on the way to one of the stores, and I'll give you those pointers and tips on the way. Get you a map and if you'll allow us too, we can take you home with us. From the looks of ya' it seems as though you need time to recuperate. We can spot someone in grief a mile away Peter." Harley says with a soft tone in her voice and steps closer.

Oh, and If Peter could he'd start crying right then and there- 'When was the last time someone I didn't know was this nice to me?' Peters eyes swell up with tears and he holds them back, 'It won't hurt to let my guard down around them right..?' with a nodd Peter shakily says, "Y-yeah that's sounds good.." with a sniffle he lets Harley lead the way while Pamela sets off in a different direction, likely heading back to her home. 'She likely lives with Harley...'

>>Well, look at that the kid knows how to find Allies quickly.<< Natasha nods approvingly >>In this world he needs them<< Dr strange says. >>This kid is smarter than he looks that's for sure.<< Speaks up Sam

He spots Arania on branch and quickly scoops her up into my hair, she sends out vibrations throughout my hair, ''I came to you, I stay with you.'' smiling he continues on with following Harley.

Meanwhile, Ivy is currently wrapping the joker up with her vines after knocking out the Joker, she spends time removing the webs as well. 'it feels and looks exactly like spider silk...'

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Harley glanced at some granola bars and made sure the store clerk scanned them while Peter wasn't looking. 'This boy is as skinny as a stringbean..and he seems the type to refuse too much kindness.' Sighing in her mind she leads Peter out of the store. She makes sure Peter is following and she starts heading to her place. she then speaks up, "Hey, Peter I got you some granola bars you can on the way to my place!" She reaches into black bag when Peter says, "W-wait I don't really need them I'm fine!" I rolls my eyes and say, "Peter, I already bought them! Eat up" she pops the "P" and with a Genuine smile she hands Peter the 4 Granola bars to him.

With a defeated sigh, he reaches for them and quietly munches on them on the way to Harley's place.

>>This kid needs those granola bars for how fast his metabolism is.<< Sam notes, >>How long do you think it'll take Peter to stop refusing kindness?<< Natasha fondly says with a sigh. >>Hey, is it just me, or does Peter not have his web shooters?<< James "Bucky" Barnes asks questioningly. 

That makes all the ghosts stop and look at Peter's wrists and sure enough... >>That green stuff..it must have enhanced Peter's Powers.<< States Dr Strange. >>This is an Interesting outcome..<< Shuri says thoughtfully with an odd look in her eyes.

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Peter and Harley arrived at an Average gray and black apartment building and started heading up the stairs. With a key Harley had..somewhere she opened the door to a apartment that Peter noted quickly, likely had more plant life stored in pots than the average person. 'I think it's nice they like plants.' Harley waved him inside and he saw Pamela standing near the couch. 

Walking inside behind Harley he closes and locks the door for them. He meets Pamela at the couch while Harley plops down on the couch. "Hi Pamela," He says as a greeting. Pamela raises an eyebrow and nods at him to sit on the Sofa. Being polite he sits by Harley silently. With an eye-roll Harley turns to me,"Hey, kiddo how'd ya end up 'round here?" Asked Harley asked with a soft smile. 

"Well.." something believe..the best lies are the ones closest to the truth.. "-I decided to come here because my Aunt May died and money started getting tough so I came here to this city.." being reminded of the possibility that May is dead stabbed a pain of guilt, worry, and grief right into his heart. And judging by the sad worried looks from Harley and Pamela they could see it.

He feels Arania send comforting vibrations throughout his hair. "Ah, where are you staying now Peter?" Harley questioningly asks with a frown. 'Im currently staying at a gym with Kaine and Ben- oh wait I can't say that.. ok Kaine and Ben know how to care of themselves..when I get the time I'll talk to them.' mentally nodding, Peter says "I just arrived here today..and then I walked into the forest and ran into you guys." Hearing that, Harley Nods and give Pamela a look.

Peter shuffle a bit on the couch, 'I will never get rid of this nervous tick will I?'

>>This kid, winning over the hearts of another set of grown female adults, he hopefully learns to rely on.<< Natasha says fondly. >>The kid has a knack for it thats for sure.<< Mantis calmly says. >>Peter is a walking Magnet for all sorts of things,<< Quips Quill.

(AN: I'm going call him Quill bc his first is name is Peter)

>>I've never met the kid but I've heard of him<< states Nick Fury. >>The kid has too big of a heart for this world, and ours.<< Dr Strange says while nodding. There are murmurs of agreement.

"Peter me and Pamela are gonna talk in our room, we'll be right back spiderling!" Harley bounces up and Pamela follows behind. Peter sits on the couch staring after them, 'I feel like a little kid..' 

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Harley and Pamela return after 4 minutes, Peter being nice didn't listen in on the conversation with his spider senses. 

"Hey kiddo, how do you feel about staying with me and Pammy for however you like?" Asked Harley. Peter freezes, 'They're offering for me to stay with them..?' Peter shakily asks, "A-are you sure Harley and Pamela..?" Harley doesn't hesitate before answering, "Peter, listen we would be happy for you to stay with us here." Harley states with confidence and reassurance.

Peter turns to look at Pamela hesitantly, Pamela offers a a soft smile. "O-Okay uhm, yeah I'll be happy to stay with you two," Peter stammers out.

>>Look at the kid go! I'm getting good vibes about this Harley and Pamela!<< Shuri happily says. >>The kid was at the right place and at the right time.<< Dr Strange affirms. >>Always mysterious with your magic stuff Dr Strange.<< Bucky says with a roll of his eyes.

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It was 12pm, Peter couldn't avoid going to bed any longer, and while Harley and Pamela somehow decided to get 2 bedroom apartment. Well, Peter decided he wouldn't question that part. Harley decided that to get to know him more they would binge watch whatever movies caught their attention. Pamela agreeing later on.

So here they were, 3 movies later and currently watching the 4th one. Peter had to admit, he was drowsy and kept dozing off here and there. Pamela and Harley's heartbeat were calm and soothing to Peter. He was laying between Harley and Pamela.

He could tell that Pamela and Harls were also getting tired. Peter cuddled in closer with Pamela and Harley, he was aware that by the second he was ever so closer with to slumber and with one last look at the T.V he was out like a light.

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Peter Awoke to the smell of Oatmeal and Toast with Avocado. Peter rubbed his eyes and with a yawn he rose up from the-

Opening his eyes a bit more he realizes that he fell asleep on the couch. Flushing with embarrassment that he accidentally fell asleep he moves to stand up from the couch.

And then Peter realizes that 'Oh, what about Kaine and Ben!?' they'll be fine right? 'Still, today I have to meet them and tell them what I know.'

With hum he stretches his back and with a satisfying *Pop* he looks towards the kitchen to see Pamela cooking with a pouting Harley at the island counter. With a soft smile he walks over. Harley glances at him and brightens up immediately, 'Reminds me of Deadpool,' he thinks fondly.

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|\/|Somewhere in another Universe, Deadpool Sneezes in the middle of an argument with the rest of the Avengers that are Alive.|\/|

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"Good morning Harley," I say with a smile shuffling to sit on a stool, "--And Pamela." I look towards Harley. "Good morning Peter!" She says happily. He hears Pamela hum in acknowledgement. He patiently waits until Pamela is done and once the food is handed to him, he has to remind himself to eat it slowly like a normal human being that Doesn't have a high metabolism where he needs at LEAST Twice the food of a normal human being. 

With a thank you he digs into his Oatmeal and taking a few breaks to bite into the avacodo Toast he was given. By the time he was finished 3 Minutes had passed. Harley and Pamela were still eating their food. Glancing at his drink he decides to drink it. By the time he sets the glass down he sees Pamela getting up.

He scoots to get up as well but Harley stops him by leaning over and grabbing his arm. Looking towards the arm Harley says, "Hey Lollipop, don't worry about the dishes, Pammy gots it!" Pamela moves to pick up his dish.

Peter Blurts out, "You don't have to do that Mis!-" Harley cuts him off and Hastily tells him. "You don't have to do that, you've been through enough Cherry Pop!" With a glance at Pamela she says, "Look, let us take care of you from now on Kiddo, not only do we owe ya one still. You looked Homeless and hungry.." Peter averts his eyes to his Lap

Pamela than picks up his bowl and heads to the sink, Harley tries to brighten the mood, "So, Strawberry! Whaddya say we go out today?" Peter Hesitates, "I don't wanna impose Harley, but if you want me too I'll be happy to go..?" Harley Grins, "Of course! C'mon Cherry bomb let's get movin' we have a good day ahead!!" She Exclaims and with a tug of his arm he's rushed upstairs by Harley.

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Peter looks himself over in Harleys clothes clothes, He's just 16 so at this point he's 5'5 nearing 5'6 closely. So Harley's clothes fit comfortably on him. Although the clothes are a bit feminine looking..

the thought makes him flush a bit. He's wearing Blue jean shorts and some Jordans Pamela had. His shirt was a cherry red with the design of a cute Cat in the front. Just as we about to step out the front door with Harley Pamela quickly looked at them and threw two Jackets at them. 

Peter caught it reflexively while Harley was smacked in the back of her head with the other. With Startled Laugh he watches at the jacket ever so slowly falls off Harleys head. Peter is clutching his stomach with how hard he is laughing and Pamela huffs out a laugh at how Harley Flushes in embarrassment and snatches the Black and hot pink jacket off the floor.

Peter puts on his Dark Red and Black jacket and before they know it they're out in the streets with Peter following Harley along the way.

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Harley had led him to A small clothing store, and made him try on an assortment of clothes that catches her eye. "Harley-" I said flushing in embarrassment, "-I don't think I need a Bunny Onesie." I stammered. "You'd look good in this tho' Cherry bomb!!" Harley argued, "And, only me and Pammy would see anyways!" She continued on. With red ears he watched as she put in her arms. 

With a small noise of regret be went back to looking around for clothes, Some of these clothes are nice, 'I wonder if my favorite song still exists, if not I guess it's a good opportunity to learn new songs!' humming a song he's heard Tony play before he resumes looking around. 

He doesn't realize someone whips their head around to see him humming a song that doesn't exist in this world.

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Peter and Harley were back at the apartment putting his clothes in the closets even though he insisted he do it himself. With a withered sigh he let Harley help him. Just as he was about to put away the bunny onesie Pamela walked in. "I- I can explain..?" He stammers out, at this point his ears are burning and they might just fall off at this point. "Harley made you get it?" She huffs out a laugh at that whole Peter groans in embarrassment.

He can practically Feel Harley giggling beside him. Peter has half a mind to hide his face from it all, but refrains.

Once Harley and Pamela left he nudged Arania to crawl in his hand, "Hello Arania, I'm afraid you can't stay in my hair all the time so, if you go into the closet and climb high enough on this side you can build a web!" I say cheerily to Arania, She clicks in agreement. He puts his hand to the wall and lets Arania get started on her web. 'Spiders can go awhile without food, in that time I'll have to look up spiders and see if I can get food somehow for Arania,' with a hum he leaves to join Pamela and Harls downstairs.

>>I wonder when he'll start showing his high achiever side,<< Shuri comments walking beside Peter. >>He won't be satisfied when he finds out.<< Natasha Somberly says. >>I hope he can live an easy life starting now,<< Steve hopes. >>I'm still seeing how this timeline will work out, this is up to Peter.<< Dr Strange regretfully says. >>The outcome will likely be one Peter won't like.<< Mantis said, brokenhearted.

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It was now that Gotham had awoken and released her creature's into the night once the sun had settled down and the moon now rising from the depths of the skyline.

After insitance from Harley, Peter had found himself in the bunny onesie. It was gray and white with a hoodie that had some bunny looking ear attached, with a sigh of defeat he slipped into it and made his way to the living room where Harley was bouncing in excitement.

"Oh My Goshhhhh!!" Harley Exclaimed with stars In her eyes, "I'm havin' a Cuteness OVERLOAD Pammyy!!" She squealed in Happiness. Pamela quietly snickered and snapped a picture.

Much to Peter's embarrassment. "Really Pamela...I thought I could trust you," he mournfully said as he crumpled to the floor. Harley Scooped him up and held him by the armpits and Excitedly said "Look Pammy it's the Lion king but with a Bunny!!" Pamela quickly took a photo, and started wheezing once peter rolled his eyes and said "Rawr!"

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Kaine, and Ben were currently still in the process of getting info and the like, but when they returned to their base and Peter had not arrived they shrugged it off. "Peter might be kid an' all, but he's the Original." Kaine said with a grimace. "Yes, and our weird pseudo brother." Ben interjected. 

With a Huff he plopped down on his Mat-make shift bed. "With Peter luck he's already made Allies and probably Alive." Kaine muttered with a roll of his eyes, "Parker and Peter luck two opposing forces but still try and create harmony in one being." Ben joked with a laugh. 

"Knowing him? He'll get to us by tomorrow night," Kaine reasoned. "From what I've gathered, There are definitely more labs with green tubes." Ben stated coldly. "Figured, I think in the meantime while goody two shoes Peter is off..why don't we start making a name for ourselves here." Kaine smirked, while he phrased it as a question.

It most certainly was not. "You're going to do it either way," Ben stated. "I have a feeling Peter might not introduce spiderman to this universe, and frankly we can't tarnish the Spider-Man name of course." Kaine said with a playful scoff. "Mm, anything Spider named would influence Spider-Man sould Peter give in and take it up again." Ben said Calmly with a calculated look. 

"That's a valid point, but it'll feel weird to get rid of the Spider thing we have goin' on." Kaine countered, "We could decide more later, for now, we eat the food you got from money you probably stole." Ben said mockingly to his brother. "Hey! In my defense? I got it from some shady people that sealed some drugs to kids in this place called Park Row." Kaine said defensively. "I sure hope they got a nice beating." Ben let out a low hiss.

 'Kids shouldn't be given' drugs.' He thought, 'I hope those kiddo's are alright...' Ben shook his head. "Okay, putting that aside I'm going to eat now while I tell you what I got." Ben said with a sigh. Kaine merely nodded and motioned him to continue.

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Peter went to his room and bid his now two new...people..? Goodnight and pretended he was going to bed, 'I'm not..' Peter hated the feeling that he was lying but like with Aunt May, he had to lie in order to go out spidermanning-

Except he Wasn't, He'd have to build a new suit..get webs.. Peter internally groaned as he realized that he'd have to start Square one. Sneaking out was a bit harder but at least he could stick to walls. Crawling up the building roof he took in Gotham with Awe.

There was this sense of beauty underneath all the smog and Air Pollution here. And while it was worse than New York it wasn't as bad as one other states he had to go to before. And for that he was internally grateful. Dangling his feet off the roof he laid back and stared at the Moon. With that, he started tuning into his steady heartbeat, the soft wind breezing by. Gotham was a sight to take in at night.

With a rumble of his chest he started purring 'Wolf spiders do this when they want to mate with another, as according to research but oddly enough it's soothing to me.' shaking that thought away he yawned and prepared to go speak with Ben and Kaine before he gets to tired. With a running leap he sprinted off to where the forest was.

Once he found he ran straight through it going 130 miles per hour. He made it to the other end quickly enough and figured which direction to go too and a bit more slowly this time he crawled onto the roof of the gym.

He dropped down from the window and made his way the mat room to see Kaine and Ben, obviously expecting him once he got in range for them to hear his heartbeat.

"Hey guys, so I should start with what's happened to me yeah?" He said awkwardly. Ben and Kaine simply motioned for him to continue on.

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After everyone finished giving their 2¢ Peter had once again, made a mad dash sprint back to the apartment at a whopping 155 miles per hour now that he actually Knew the directions now. When he snuck back inside Via window he could hear Harley and Pamela's heartbeats anymore.

Mentally calming himself down he checked their room and found nothing. He looked around apartment and Still. Nothing. 

Peter was on the edge of panicking because, 'Where did they go!?' Peter was on the edge of tears 'What do I do?' If Peter wasn't crying before he sure was now. 'Fucking Parker Luck.' He let out small whimper of Pain, 'As soon as I find people I care about they disappear.' 

>>Oh kid..<< Steve mumbled. >>Where did Harley and Pamela go..?<< Natasha questioned. Her heart practically broke as she had to listen to Peter sobbing,

Peter sniffed and picked up a blanket and sat near the door to the apartment. His vision was blurry with tears as he started to patiently wait by the door, 'If they ever come back.' the thought made Peter cry harder as he curled into a ball to await when Harls and Pam to return.

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Stephen watched on as Peter cried, 'I can't do anything..' for all he did, 'To save Peter.' A kid who should've never taken part of that war in the first place 

Was, currently crying and In need for Someone to be there. Instead, Stephen had to watch Peter crying.

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Peter had returned to sniffles and a pained sob every once in awhile and Finally. He heard Harley and Pamela's heartbeat just down the hall. Rushing to get up, he stood up a bit to fast and swayed. Sniffing he hurriedly wiped whatever tears were left and then he heard the jostling of keys and 'They were right there.' 

As soon as the door opened wider Peter practically jumped into Harleys arms and the crying returned full force as he sobbed into Harleys shoulder and started mumbling between sobs, "W-where Were y-you!?" He heard Harley soothing him, "Shh, Shh, it's okay Peter we're okay, see?" She leaned back and allowed Peter to see Harley and Pamela in all their glory alive and unharmed, admittedly through blurry vision.

That was enough to soothe his his heart and with a shaky breath, he fell asleep in Harley's arms. His last thought was 'They're okay,"

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Peter woke up slowly with as much strength as he could, he lifted his hand to sit up. Yawning the memories from last night immediately hit him like a ton of bricks. Peter stilled as he thought 'Where were they?' Peter stretched as he got up from his bed and decided to ask them head on.

Peter turned the doorknob slowly and walked out his room, downstairs he could the steady heartbeats of Harley and Pamela, taking a deep breath he descended the stairs and into the living room, Harley and Pamela turned to look at him.

Quietly walking further into the living room he sat down at the far end of the couch. "S-so where were you guys last night?" Peter asked shakily. Harley and Pamela grimaced, "Look, Peter..-" Harley trailed off, "Are you guys even safe out there at night!?" Peter questioned out loud. 

Harley and Pamela gave him pained looks, "It's not that easy Pete.." Pamela answered, her eyes meeting Peter's. "T-then explain to me why you can't." Peter grew firm at the end of the sentence, framing it as a demand.

Harley sighed and turned to look at Pamela pleadingly, Pamela looked hesitant. "I-i think we should trust Pete, Pammy.." Harley spoke up, turning to look back at Peter with a glimmer of hope, in her eyes. Peter's resolve cracked, Pamela sighed and said, "Look, Peter me and Harls are.." She looked towards Harley, she took a deep breath. "We are Rogue's." Harley and Pamela tensed.

"Rogue's..?" Peter asked questioningly, 'It's better than..are they on the run? I've heard that before but where?' Peter motioned for them to continue. Pamela and Harley paused, "Cherri..do you not know what a Rogue is?" Harley asked, glancing at Pamela. "I- I'm.. not sure." Peter admitted. 

"Oh, well, it means me and Pamela are, on the run from the Bats." Harley slowly said. "Aren't the Bats heroes?" Peter questioned. "Yes, they are, but it's not what you think-" Pamela paused, trying to find the right words, "--They are Heroes, but they can't get everything done in Gotham, so me and Harley are on the inside." Pamela Knew it was a white lie, Peter did not.

Peter paused at this, taking in. He then slowly nodded. "Ok..I understand more clearly now," Peter sighed, as he spoke. Harley sent Pamela a pained look at this, Peter not noticing.

>>This is..<< Steve seemed as if he couldn't find the right words for what's happening right before His- Their eyes. >>It seems as if Peter's new..caretakers are undercover in the underworld of Gotham.<< Natasha filled in. The other ghosts nodded along with the assessment.

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After some more explaining Peter had fully calmed down and now Pamela was making brunch, consisting of blueberry pancakes topped with strawberries. Peter ALMSOT drooled from the sight and smell coming off the pancakes.

He watched a Pamela grabbed a plate and stacked five pancakes onto one plate and topped it with strawberries. She turned around and handed Peter the plate. Peter took it silently with a muttered thanks, while Pamela shot him a soft smile. She then turned and made herself and Harleys plates.

She handed a plate off to Harley and sat down with her own, digging in to her plate. Only then did Harley start eating.

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Peter had went into his room to check on Arania, what he found was a well-built spider web, and a very much awake Arania, "Hey, uhm-" Peter trailed off as he held up a gloved hand with a few dead flies in it, he carefully placed it onto her web with a small grimace.

"There, uhm..that should last you for few months right?" Peter questioned, Arania let out a few clicks in reassurance, “I am aware that you have already had your fill, I have claimed you thus, I must look after my now child. However it appears thought your particular species is..” Arania seemingly trailed off in thought.

"Well yes, but you have built you web In a Place predators will not notice, but neither can prey.." Peter rebutted quietly. Arania let out a simple click in response. “I am aware." Sighing Peter left the closet, letting Arania eat.

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>>The kid really needs to get out more.<< Bucky muttered under his breath, >>He has a point, the kid isn't doing so well staying in one place.<< Dr strange said, speaking up.

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After yesterday and today's events, This past month his mind whispered. Peter felt like he could sleep for the next decade or so. And after mentally battling himself, he decided he would Reluctantly take a nap. Just for a bit. 

And maybe after he would and could, get a few more things done. 

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Peter awoke slowly, feeling safe and quite comfortable. He pulled himself up, away from his bed.

He could already tell the rest of his day was gonna be slow. And that made him want to go back to sleep. But if he did that then he wouldn't get anything done.

Mental battle over, Peter pulls his feet over his bed and stands up.

Stretching, Peter cracks his back with a sway. Looking at the door Peter runs a hand through his hair and walks towards it.

Opening the door he's hit with the smell of burgers and he can't just not have burgers. So, he decides to head to the kitchen. 

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He arrives just in time to see Pamela serving Harley a cheeseburger. 

Pamela and Harley notice him easily, and they give him a soft smile. Returning their smiles with one of his own.

He walks over and sits down next to Harley. Pamela turns and hands him a plate. Two burgers with mustard, ketchup, lettuce, and cheese. Quite simple burgers. 

He takes a bite, and is pleased with the taste. "This is delicious Pamela, thank you." He says softly. 

Pamela turns to look at him and hums, as thanks.

Peter turns his focus back to his burger and resumes eating.

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He was bored, he wouldn't admit that out loud...but at that point Pamela and Harls had already caught on. This is why he ended up here. At a bar, with a job as a bartender. Not the worst job...

He was wearing A Veil, a black and purple suit with a bowtie, and short high heels. Why The high heels you ask? 1. Because Harley begged. 2. He looked nice...in them. 

He was currently polishing a glass when a guy entered. Paying him no mind, He kept his focus on the glass, waiting until the man came over or not.

He might as well tune in and out of conversations. no harm done right?

"Oi, I sleep with a gun so don't get any ideas-"

"those drugs never work man c'mon-"

"I can care less-"

"As long as someone will bleed-"

"Teenagers scare the ever-loving shit out of me man-"

A pause.

The whole bar is silent. then someone at the counter snickers at the guy. "I- teenagers?" This sets off everyone else in the bar.

Soon everyone is laughing at the guy. 'Damn.' I mutter, they're really making fun of the guy. Shame.

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After arriving back home, there wasn't much to do. At least- in the long run.

right...?

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Peter honestly, truly thought nothing new would happen today. Wake up, spend time with his  Harley and/or Pamela, get ready for work, and overhear the planning of all sorts 'a crimes, break a scuffle or two, Go home, sleep.

He shouldn't have jinxed it.

hah.

<3

Things went awry when he had to break a scuffle in the Bar.

"Ay' man, you better keep your mouth shut if ya' wanna live another day - you got that?" Urino spat out angrily, grabbing hold of Derni's collar. In one quick movement, Derni grabs ahold of Urino's wrist and says, "What're you, going to do old man? fight me?" A challenge then? wait...

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A sicking slap echoes throughout the whole bar the moment somebody pauses the TV screen.

Urino had slapped Derni.

Derni punched Urino in return.

In a swift motion Peter - no. Weaver Nane steps in. "Boys, Boys~" Weaver Nane Tsk's, grabbing hold of both their forearms. "We have one rule here!~" I Purr, pushing them towards the door. " "No fighting inside the bar!" " Weaver Nane and The other Patrons in the bar shout with him. 

Urino willingly walks out of the bar but doesn't turn his back while exiting.

With a scoff, Derni mutters a curse and does turn his back to exit. Taking charge of the opportunity, Weaver Nane Kicks Derni out and slams the door shut.

And just like that, the problem is solved, without any damage to the Pub!

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Ignoring the eyes he feels on him, Peter walks back to the Bar counter and moves on.

He doesn't like hurting people. No, but when the chance arises to give criminals a taste of very sharp high heels to the back? It makes sitting back and hearing crimes, and the planning of crimes almost worth it. 

He has morals. He follows them.

in this world...he doesn't always get to...-

"Weaver, your shift is over. Go home."

Pausing from where he was polishing a glass, Weaver dutifully puts it up and moves to clock out.

He notes that Idorsi has already clocked in.

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Walking back home he notices it.

Someone is tailing him...

But...not just anyone.

Those footsteps, that smell.

Deadpool. Wade. Deadpool.

Whirling around, he spots him, standing there like a deer caught in headlights 10 feet away. Is his fucking friend, Deadpool.

>>This kid knows Deadpool!??<< Bucky exclaims, mouth agape as he eyes Deadpool. >>Okay, first we see the kid has clones of himself that are now his pseudo brothers- but He knows Deadpool and is friends with him?<< Nick Fury adds, fed up. >>Okay, next the kid is gonna say he knows and is friends with DareDevil.<<

On any other day, Peter would've answered his ghosts' questions, but right now, he's focusing on the fact that his friend who should be in another universe right now is here.

Then, Deadpool speaks up and walks forward with an air of excitement. "Peter!! I knew it was you!" He exclaims happily, waving him down. "D- Wade??" Peter mutters in disbelief because fuck he's here. Albeit, he looks like- well- a human teenager. Peter knows it's Deadpool's body, because of the scent and everything holy fuck Wade is here.

Wade pauses as he sees Peter tearing up, "Nu-uh! C'mon Petey pie no cryin' on my watch!" Wade says, puffing out his chest and scooping the Teen into his arms. "WADE!!" Peter shouts, started at the action but that's what Deadpool would do. 

Before Peter can rattle off the address to Deadpool, the man is already walking the path Peter usually takes to get home. 'ofcourse.' Peter thinks, blinking the remaining tears out of his eyes.

He could ask questions...but later, he's just glad that someone from home is here.

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"DEADPOOL!!" Peter screeched, stopping Deadpool from entering the apartment complex. "What is it Petey Pie?" Deadpool asks, confusion written on his face.

"Look- I live with these 2 other--" Deadpool gasps dramatically, "Are you cheating on me Peter!?" Deadpool exclaims, faux tears welling up in his eyes.

"What!? No! Deadpool it's not like that, And we're not dating!!" Peter shouts, practically begging for Deadpool to listen so he doesn't get injured by his new moms friends.

>>Is Deadpool...serious?<< Bucky asks in horror. >>No, No, there's no way Deadpool is...right?<< Sam asks in disbelief. >>I thought mortals were very strict on age gaps...<< Loki mutters, raising an eyebrow. The others just stare as the conversation continues.

"Look, Pool, I'm staying with two women so i'ma need zero inside jokes okay?-" Peter demands, squirming out of Deadpool's hold.

Wade mimes zipping his lips and throwing away the key.

Peter merely squints his eyes, and walks. Albeit, slowly.

Peter steels himself, and knocks on the door. "One more thing Wade--"

"Peter!! Where have you been? You will not believe--" Harley stops, Peter side eyes Wade, and speaks up. "Hi Harley...This is Wade a friend of mine..." Peter trails off, gesturing to Wade, who has the appearance of a 19 year old.

"Ha...ha?" Peter laughs nervously, begging the gods for mercy 

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Peter though today would be at least, sorta chill.

He managed to get Anarcia to build a web outside his window, even lending her a helping hand.

She still liked her spot in the closet, loving the darkness.

Thanks to Harley, he had...quite a bit of vintage clothes. 'Like Tony,' His mind whispered.

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A little louder?
OH
YES
They both reached for the gun the gun the gun for the gun!

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Hi everyone, it sure as hell has been awhile.

So I've been tossing this around in my mind for awhile, and I've decided. I'm going to re-write this fic! 

I've come to this realization because everytime I think of this fic I just think of a better vers. Of it, so I'll be posting the weird(?) little drafts I made, and as soon as I have the first chapter of the re-made vers. Out I'll be proclaiming this fic as officially closed.

Be warned tho, the next few Chapters, are not chapters bcz they never even became anything and we're just prompts for the chapter itself.

:3

.....They may seem more than a little weird honestly.

The re-made vers. Is gonna have some like-

Real plot, Wade is going to make sense, Peter will be more thought out and just won't throw his hands up and say "Woops, no more spider-man te-hee!"

Karen will be in the re-make, along with Peters nano suit, how you ask? Well you'll just have to see, and yes, Peter still gets the Lazarus pit treatment.Also, his spider clones will still be included, I'll also be adding another spider... 

*wink*

Peter's spider mom will be included as well, I think I got a little attached to her even if I made her up on the spot...

Anyhow, alot will stay the same, but alot will also be different (⁠-⁠_⁠-⁠;⁠)⁠・⁠・⁠・

Yeah...

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Heyo! Before anyone gets any /neg ideas I just wanna say, yes  I am still in the process of re-writing this fic!

It turns out, I uh wanted to flesh this re-write more than I thought, and as I kept going down the line I fell Into his rabbit hole of, "Wait, what I end up accidentally hyping this fic up just for it to end up bad? What if everyone hates this re-write version?"

And other such similar thoughts,  and so I just paused everything for a bit.

I made the first chapter, then I realized that with the way I was going, the clones appearing would seem awfully random instead of making sense.

Then, I fixed that plot hole!

Then I realized, "who do I ship peter with? If at all?" So I started worrying about that, 

Cuz the more I wanted to decide that, the more I realized some characters would be better in a certain relationship.

After I was done with the batfam, I then re-circled, because of one Bruce Wayne.

Who do I ship him with?? Catwoman? Clark? Diana? Clark and Diana? Clark and that one reporter? Cat woman and Clark?? 

Should I just keep him single???? Or poly??

It was like dealing with who to ship Tim with expect 100x worse yk-

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Then, I had to figure out a more concrete way to get Deadpool involved and transferred to the DC verse. 

But then, I realized It would be fun to have MJ & Ned in Gotham too!

Then I remembered Felicia, in my head I was like- "Luck is how she got to Gotham"

But then I realized, how would she just- get to Gotham? 

So I figured that out too!

Now I have all these different steps for the re-write, when I only have chapter 1, and 1/2 of a chapter, and practically 2(?) pages worth of things that'll happen, may happen, headcanons etc!

However, I did draw concept art for peter- mainly his Gotham suit- and his spider logo!

So, with the deadline I set for myself, I've figured out enough stuff just barely(?)

So yeah!

Ppl that appear with Peter from his home universe nigh immediately: 6

Minor spoiler ^

:)

That number does not include the dusted avengers Inside his soul✓

If anything comes up- 

(like I end up in the hospital)

Blame the Ao3 curse -u-"