Chapter 1: "Are they British?"- a Macroni quote
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NO ONES POV
"LUNAR WAIT UP!" Eclipse shouts at Lunar as he dashes towards the ballpit *portal*.
Dont worry hes the nice one. Evil Eclipse was still in BloodMoon at this time.
"So do i just jump in or what?" Lunar asks. "Yea we've gotta jump in at the same time" "okay" They jump in
"MONTY!!!" Lunar yells as he runs towards Monty "oh no why do they program Montys to be British!" Eclipse sigh
"Lunar...Kid? Uh-Eclipse-guy is behind you...." Monty tells Lunar clearly not known by the fact that the fellow is another Eclipse.
"Oh I know! Thats a...NICE VERSON! Hes not mean.."Lunar gambles on "Kid's right Im not like...that Macaroni" Eclipse agrees.
"Wait...you look like that Macroni guy your talkin' 'bout!" The green...red Mohawk gator says.
Then Eclipse gets a idea...A brilliant idea... A Evil idea... A evil- Brilliant idea... "Hey Monty!"
"What"
"Those potato snack is called chips not crisps!" Eclipse yells
"....you are...What? What does 'hat gotta do with me? "
"GOOD HES NOT BRITISH"Eclipse yells out loud again. "Why would I be?"
"Hey im still here!" Lunar says jumping to get both gator and Macroni's attention.
"Heh 'orry Lunar!"
Chapter 2: Whats this-(GC 1)
Summary:
Earth makes a group chat with her brothers with Foxy and Monty. But ofc they add thoer own ppl and like any other chat fic...pure chaos
Notes:
Disclaimer: nothing here adds up to any other oneshot here. Just other chatfics. Those will say if its a chatfic in the title eg: (GC #)
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Earth♡ adds Sunboi; and 3 others to this chat
Sunboi and 2 others are online
Earth♡: Hiiiii
Sunboi: WHARS TUIS
Moonman: Do u mean 'what's this'
Sunboi: YES I CANT SPEEL ON CHAT OKAY
Moonman: 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Moonman: Okay... (sus)
Earth♡ You two done now or what 😐😐😐
Moonman: TOTALLY
Sunboi: Wait Earth who was the other person you added?
Sunboi: wait...
Sunboi: I TIPED MEDSAGE PROPERTY
Sunboi: Nvm -_-
Earth♡: oh Monty and Foxy!
Earth♡: I wanted to make a chat with people we know!
Moonman: Can
Moonman: We
Earth♡: Yes you can add other people WE KNOW ☺️☺️
Moonman: Other
Moonman: yey
SmartGator is online
SmartGator: 👁👄👁
Earth: Hii
SmartGator: Hii
SmartGator: Mommy [this message was deleted]
Moonman: EHAT WAS THAT
Sunboi:🧐🧐🧐🤓🧐🤓🤓🤓🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐👹👹👹👹🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
Earth♡: I-
SmartGator is offline
Pirate: SIMP
Moonman: WHO ARE YOU
Pirate: Me name Foxy! 'Pirate' ain't obviouse enough?
Sunboi: Ur using pirate slang
Pirate: YE
Earth♡:I feel dead
Moonman: How dear sister
Earth♡: Isnt the daycare gonna open in like 15 minutes?
Sunboi: yeeaahhhhh we shouls go now
Moonman: BUHBAI
Earth♡ and Moonman are now offline
Sunboi:...
Pirate: Welp y'all gotta go so bye!
Pirate and Sunboi are now offline
5 minutes later
SmartGator is online
SmartGator: TIME TO ADD PPL FOR DRAMA
SmartGator: Du
SmartGator: Du
Smartgator: Duuuuuuuun
SmartGator added 1 person to the group chat
Chapter 3: Why am i here (gc2).
Summary:
Monty adds someone to the chat
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AFTER THE DAYCARE CLOSED
SmartGator added 1 person to the chat
Sunboi: Monty
Sunboi: For the love of god
Moonman: WHOND8D U ADD
Moonman: WHO DID*
Earth♡: Does this person KNOW us?
SmartGator: Heard lil'guy is on Sun and Moons side
Sunboi: Lil guy?
Moonman: *Getting FLASHBACKS* hmmm
Sunboi: S-STAP SPEAKING IN RIDDLES
Iamspeed: ✌👁👄👁
Sunboi: WHO ARE YOU
Iamspeed: Huh thought yall had my thing in your head or smth.
Iamspeed: Gregory
Moonman changed Iamspeed 's name to RadChild
Radchild: HOW
Moonman: Kid we are Animatronics we can do that easily
Radchild: i have come to a point where idk anymore
Moonman: you should ur w/ animatronics 24/7
Radchild: not really! Roxanne pushes me to go to school
SmartGator:uhh Roxy told me that your the one who WANTS to go to school
Radchild:...Same thing
Earth♡: So uhhh Gregory are you with us orr
Radchild: doesnt make sense that our memories r foggy with everything switched up with Sun instead of Eclipse
Sunboi: Wasnt that easy to convince-
Sunboi: with the fact he was throwing barrels at me when i came close
Radchild: sorry
Sunboi: all good
Moonman: Wait monty howd u know kid believes us-
Monty: that was put into a video
Sunboi: what
Earth ♡ is now offline
SmartGator: NO WE MADE HER SAD
Radchild: Roxanne is calling me so i gtg and yall wanna check on her- bai
Moonman: ye sureee
Radchild is nown0ffline
Moonman and Sunboi are now offline
SmartGator:...INHALE THE POWER OF GOD
SmartGator is now offline
Chapter 4: CHOAS (Gc 3)
Summary:
ANOTHER CHAT FIC ONESHOT-
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SmartGator: Anyone here? IM BORED AND NXT PERFORMANCE IS 8N 3O MINUTESSS
Radchild: ...
Radchild: Hi
SmartGator: Arent you apposed to be ar school rn?
Radchild: Recess. Bored
SmartGator: uhhh wut abt ur friends?
RadChild: None...
SmartGator:...Sorry? Arent ya famouse for being 'Gregory"?
Radchild: no
Radchild: bullied...for liking fnaf-
Smartgator: Oh...Ya should tell roxanne
Radchild: planning on it
Smartgator: Listen ur hetter then some crappy kids. They don't know who their bulling!
Radchild: thanks
SmartGator: oh yea and tell roxanne imma kidnapp u for the day nexttimr we meet in person!
Radchild: oop
Moonman is online
Moonman: idk what that was
Moonman: it was wholesome
SmartGator: Shut up
Moonman: No
Earth♡ and 2 others are online
Earth♡: no srs that was adorable
SmartGatot is now offline
Pirate: SIIIIIIIIIIMP
Radchild: Wdym Simp
Moonman: Monty has a huuge crush on Earth
Earth♡: i friended him tho-
Pirate: POINT STANDS YAR
Radchild: 🏴☠️
Pirate: YARR 🏴☠️
Moonman: 👁👄👁
Pirate: wait wheres ur brother?
Moonman: Knocked out lile he should be right now. Kids were rowdy today-
Pirate: i dunno what to say
Earth♡: Oh yea Sun said you flirted with Old Moon before both of ur memories went
Radchild: Old Moon? GRANDPA
Moonman: I GOT RESET!
Moonman: Idk Idc if he flirted with me
Earth♡: ohh
Earth♡: imma go now baiii
EARTH♡ IS OFFLINE
Moonman added Macroni to chat
Chapter 5: GOD OF CHEEZE
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Dec 8 1:51 pm
Sunboi: ..Moon?
Moonman: Yesh?
Sunboi: ... TF DID U ASD ECLLPAE FOR
Moonman: HUH???
Macroni: He said 'Tf did you add Eclipse for'
Macroni: Also 1, Rude much! And 2, IM SOLAR
Sunboi: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Moonman: BOY STAWP SPAMMING
Sunboi: SOWWY
3€|!P$3 Joined the chat!
Earth★ added ★LUNAR★ to the chat
Earth★ removed ★LUNAR★ from the chat
Earth★: ...Bad timing-?
Macroni: very
3€|!p$3: TF WHY IS THAT BRAT LIVEVI THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP HIM IN SPACE
3€|!P$3: Also I feel Uninvited..
Radchild:...WHYS THETE TWO ECLIPSES
Macroni: Im the nice one from another dimension and please call me Solar
Radchild: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH oke
MoonMan changed 3€|!P$3 Name into 'GodofCheeze'
Moonman: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Godofcheeze: ...haha very Funny
Earth★ kicked Godofcheeze out
Moonman: YAY
Earth★ added ★LUNAR★ to the chat
★LUNAR★:... WHY WAS I KICKED OUTT
Radchild: ...Hi
★LUNAR★: hoi..
Radchild: ...fends?
★LUNAR★: ....YESH
Macroni: Also who is this child @radchild
Radchild: ...CHILD??????
Radchild: HOW DO U KNOW IM A CHILD
Radchild: I mean
Radchild changed thier name to OldManthatssomehowAlive
OldManthatssomehowAlive: Whose a child
★LUNAR★: ....granpa?(this message was deleted)
★LUNAR★ changed OldManthatssomehowAlive name to Grandpa
Moonman changed Grandpa name to RadChild
MoonMan: U two are the children
Radchild: WHY
Moonman: Shutup
★Lunar★: WHAY
Moonman: Cuz yes
SmartGator: 🤣😂🤣🤣
★LUNAR★: MONTGOMERYYYYYYY 🗣️🦅💯
Sunboi: ..WHERED YOU COME FROM??????
SmartGator: Read ALLLLLL.the messages
Macroni: Hey er Monty you aint british right
SmartGator: No? Why?
Macroni: Thankgod
SmartGator: WHY
Radchild: 😶😂🔪😈😇😢👿
Dec 8 4:10 Pm
RadChild, ★LUNAR★, and Moonman are Online
Moonman: Bored?
RadChild: Choas?
Moonman: Arson?
RadChild: No-
3€|!p$3 joined the Chat
★LUNAR★: ..YOU HAVE DISCORD
3€|!p$3: Yea?
★LUNAR★ is now Offline
Moonman: ...Flip you
3€|!P$3: Y'know Moon...I always come back..
RadChild: ...Do you get Deja vu~
Moonman: ...NUUU YOU CHANGES YOUR NAME
3€|!P$3: OFC i did! I aint the God Cheese or whatever!
RadChild: 🧀
MoonMan: Yes child
3€|!p$3: ...GRRR
RadChild:...OMG ECLIPSE AFTON
3€|!P$3: ..tf?
Moonman: YOU ALWAYS COME BACK FROM THE DEATH
Earth★: BACK FROM THE DEAD BACK FROM THE DEAD M BACK FROM THE DEAD BACK FROM THE DEAD BACK FROM THE DEAD BACK FROM THE DEAD IM BACK FROM THE DEAD BACK FROM THE- IM BACK
RadChild: lmao Melanie
Earth★ banned 3€|!p$3 from this chat
Moonman: YAS HES DED
Earth★: ^^
Radchild: LINK
IT WAS A RICKROLL FT MIKOL AFTON
THEY ALL DIED
THE END
OR NOT
Chapter 6: One Little Mistake
Summary:
HELP I FORGOT ABOUT THIS Req by @AtherFlame
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“Aaand i am…DONE”
Ruin said. He was proud of his work. Surely nothing went wrong or has to. It's his own work of course! “Now that Blood Moon is done programming I shall run tests!”
Ruin turns on Blood Moon.
“BLOODMOON EXE.1 AND HARVESTMOON EXE. 2 STARTING UP…”
THE Bloodmoons ai system said out loud before Bloodmoon sat up from the table. “Ugh…Brother I feel…fuzzy..” Said Bloody to his counter part. “So do I. The last thing I properly remember is Sun man blasting us..” Harvest agrees
“Oh wow it worked- Hello there! I see you two work. I dont go by Sun or Moon OR ECLIPSE but everyone tends to call me ‘Ruin’ so You may as well too” Ruin introduced himself to the Blood Moon twins.
“..You looks like the Sun Man, but more unhinged..” Bloody says. “...And Broken” Harvest adds.
“Well I suppose that you probably want to hurt them back but luckily I programmed you two to NOT kill anyone just yet~” Ruin chirped proudly.
He was certain he had programmed Bloodmoon properly…or had he..
“Now let us go! I'm getting all bored!” The broken Sun and Moon both whined, frustrated abit from all the explaining.
Ruin, and the Bloodmoon/s went to rockstar row. Soon Bloodmoon started getting cravings of a familiar thing..
“..I must kill…blood..” he growls. “..What? N-No wait! I thought I reprogrammed you to not have the urge to kill anymore-” Ruin rambled. He was confused. He was positive that he had programmed Bloodmoon properly..But the vampire-like Animatronics Blood crave said otherwise.
“..Must kill…BLOODY BLOOD” Bloodmoon yelled and started running. Whatever Ruin did, was very wrong.
“NO BLOODMOON- WAIT” Ruin ran after the blood bean as he ran around trying to find someone-a human- to kill. But the plex was closed. And there weren't any night gaurds tonight. Wow so much security fazbear!
Bloodmoon runs around like a mad man, or mad bot yelling “BLOODY BLOOD BLOOOOOD” He no longer had a target.
Ruin runs after Blood Moon. They looked quite silly as they played cat and mouse…but if it were opposite day.
“BLOODMOON IF YOU DO NOT STOP I WILL&”
“Low Battery”
Ruin stops. Huh. Bloodmoons’ internal audio had stated he was outta battery and Bloody fell limp.
“Time to recharge and recode..I guess” Ruin blinks before
going to take Bloodmoon back to P&S
Chapter 7: Narrator being a nuisance
Summary:
Alternative Title: Mistah Bloodbean the Bloodcat
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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“MEow” “MEoww~” “Meow meow?” “MEEEEEEEEOW”
“...are you flirting with yourself-?” Questions the Sun-based Animatronic. The thing was… Sun had …maybe maybe not ‘killed’ Bloodmoon…
But not like it was HIS fault! Bloodmoon didn't stop Taunting him! So blinded with annoyance… Anger… Fear.. so On..he just blasted him with the barrel…
But however, it seems like Eclipse made it a bit…wrong.
Instead of dead-bleh.. Bloodmoon turned into a cat instead of getting blasted…so he went Kat-Mew.
Luckily Bloodmoon himself didn't even remember himself NOT being a cat..
So Sun just …illegally adopted them. (Them cuz there's two freaking cat minds in one)
~~Meow, time skip~~~
“RRRRRR EEE OOO OOO WWW” the red shaded cat screeches for food. “Okay, OKAY MISTEH BLOOD-BEANS ” Sun groans, covering his ‘non-existent’ ears.
Sun puts a bowl of cat food in front of ‘Bloodbeans’ and the cat digs in. Creative much name eh?
“Ah, finally you're not screeching…Imma take a photo-” Sun says, talking to himself.
“Narrator shut up “ Sun says- NO i will In Fact I'll never shut up. “Bloodbean is a great name,” Sun says. No it's not.
“SUUUUUUN im bored I solves Cancer for the fifth time- WHAT THE H-”
Moon storms in with an old stick because he is very wise and very old. “Narrator, not old,” Moon says. Yes you are. Being alive for aound six months, is very old.
“... Ignoring the Narrator…SUN since when do you have a cat?” Moon asks,
“Since uhhhhh that one kid tripped and called me father and cried for a hour straight”
“...Sun, a kid calls you mom or dad by accident once a month at least… be more specific about that?”
“..Oh when I blasted Blood Moon this cat showed up by my feet and it's adorable so why not illegally adopt it” Moon blinks in confusion…what on earth just did he explain again? Well Moon was quite too old As he cant stand a second without leaning on his old grandpa cane.
Moon does a death stare at reader- NVM IM OUT
“..Sun what are you saying”
“This is a cat. That's all”
“..Good things narrators gone”
“Yea lol”
“Wait, who's saying what?”
“IDK”
“OHMYGOSHTHISISCONFUSING”
“Eclipse is a afton~”
“What”
“anyways”
“Damn Bloodbeans adorable ngl”
“True”
“Ye”
“Meeeeooooowww”
“.. Bloodbean stop flirting with yourself”
“HES WHAT”
“Meow 👿”
“SHUTUP”
“...Did Bloodbean say that-”
“NO I DID” Moon says
“..narrators back-” Sun blinks. Bloodbean pure and falls asleep on Sun's ankle taking a nap. Sun scoops up Bloodbean and pets him.
“UGH HEZ UGLY” Moon yells but hes sent to he backrooms by Sun for calling his cat ugly
...rip
Notes:
Part two of this crackfill Bloodcat? I just
lost motivation for serious fanfics the second i start writing.
Chapter 8: a/n
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IS IT A BIRD???????
IS IT A PLANE????
No its my motavation that grew legs and flew away
Soooooooooooo hi♥