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cuba in theory added 25 accounts

cuba in theory : hola gringos

yay : hi friends :3

🎭 : miami wya??

cuba in theory : the playa ‼️‼️ it’s lit there’s chicks aqui ‼️‼️

🎭 : fr fr??

cuba in theory : fr fr

🎭 : shiii i might js have to pop innn

cajunn : your grounded rn remember??

🎭 : idk what ur talking ‘bout 🤷

cajunn : 🤨🤨

yay :  i’m lost help

L’ Bayou : how???

yay : i used gps

L’ Bayou : oh

yay : yeah

🎭 : what is surrounding u

yay : what

cuba in theory : we’re trying to find u papa

yay : trees, I see trees

🎭 : damn u rly rly lost 😨

L’ Bayou : r u in Texas at least??

yay : no

yeehaw : just checked snapchat he’s in Louisiana

canjunn : I found him

L’ Bayou : ??

canjunn : he’s in the swamp

L’ Bayou : how tf

yay : oh it must have been the candy

L’ Bayou : WDYM CANDY??

yay : a man offered me candy

yeehaw : AND U TOOK IT????

yay : yea free candy

yeehaw : …

L’ Bayou : …

yeehaw : your done.

L’ Bayou : i’m gonna beat u when I get u out of the swamp

cancel culture : omg austin r u okay??

yay : i’m okay LA :)

cancel culture : thank goodness :D

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yeehaw : babe @canjunn

canjunn : yea?

yeehaw : i’m adopting @The Dream.

The Dream : yes pls

canjunn : ok shii u sure

The Dream : yea

canjunn : okay welcome to the fam then

yeehaw : i’m ur ma now baby girl

The Dream : yayayay

cuba in theory : shiii ur southern now?? okay I see youu 😍😍

The Dream : Tf is this avatar??

cancel culture : pop off sis

The Dream : stfu

cancel culture : 🔄

Party : y’all wildin’

🎭 : fr though

canjunn : at least i get bitches

Party : 😨

🎭 : you don’t pull for shit

canjunn : then how did i pull Dallas??

yeehaw : tf are y’all on 

and also I pulled you Rouge

🎭 : see?? you can’t pull for shit bro 

The Dream. : Damn y’all crazy 

canjunn : at least i’m dad’s favorite 

🎭 :  no you ain’t 

canjunn : I am though

🎭 : no your not

canjunn : ask him then

🎭 : ok i will

yeehaw : bro’s about to get heart broken 💔 

🎭 : .. he said you were his favorite 

canjunn : i told you 🤷‍♀️

🎭 : i’m emo now 🖤💔🙁

canjunn : boo hoo

cuba in theory : leave my boy alone 

@🎭 vamo pa la playa okay?

🎭 : okay ☹️☹️

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i’m the best (literally) : @yeehaw can I have the honor of knocking ur kid out??

yeehaw : New York City. Don’t you lay a hand on my daughter.

i’m the best (literally) : @The Dream I hate you.

The Dream : I don’t really care

i’m the best (literally) : Your such a fucking bitch you whore

The Dream : I thought I was a bitch??

i’m the best (literally) : Fuck you

The Dream : Double it and give it to the next person

🎭 : bro rly said ‘nah’

i’m the best (literally) : I would never EVER fuck that whore

The Dream : Oh please NYC you’ve been in my DMS since the 1920’s 

i’m the best (literally) : No i haven’t 

🎭 : fr fr??

The Dream : I still have the letters he sent me 😐

cuba in theory : nahh jit was cappingg

i’m the best (literally) : Ew I would never send YOU letters

The Dream : My guy, I quite literally have evidence tf you mean 

i’m the best (literally) : I KNOW you don’t have evidence 

deepdish 🤮🤮 : I know she does bc I saw you sending multiple letters to her in the 20’s and late 30’s 

Boss town : Damn even Brooklyn is siding w her

you’re fucked NYC

🎭 : NYC b sweating behind that screen

i’m the best (literally) : First of all wtf Brooklyn, second you haven’t sent any proof so I know i’m telling the truth cause you don’t have any 😐

The Dream : You sure you want me to send those letters here, New York City?

cuba in theory : js send them 

The Dream : Okay 

sends picture of a letter that literally has NYC’s signature at the end

The Dream : What’s this then?? 

i’m the best (literally) : I never wrote that

🎭 : Mais, it literally has your signature

cuba in theory : fr it does tho 💀

deepdish 🤮🤮 : Bro is in denial 

i’m the best (literally) : stfu Brooklyn

deepdish 🤮🤮 : ima tell dad you said that

i’m the best (literally) : okay tell him. go ahead, maybe he’ll finally have a fucking excuse to talk to me.

yeehaw : awh darling, everything okay at home?

i’m the best (literally) : i’m fine. i’m fucking fine.

canjunn : you sure?

historical : he’s just having a daddy issues moment, he’ll be fine

yeehaw : okay but it’s still worrying

historical : calm down cowgirl, he’ll be fine in 10 minutes 

The Dream : rly?

historical : yeah. rly.

The Dream : @i’m the best (literally) i’m coming over

historical : I literally just told you he’ll be fine??

The Dream : idc Trenton

historical : bitch

The Dream : 🔄

cuba in theory : The girls are fighting!!

🎭 : Ooui b careful chérie! they’ll drag you in

historical : fuck both of you

The Dream : second that

🎭 : ouch ☹️

cuba in theory : ouch ☹️

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🎭 : Who tf still goes to highschool? 💀

cuba in theory : fr tho

The Dream : I go to Highschool 🤨

🎭 : LMAO IMAGINE

canjunn : I didn’t know you actually still went to HS 😨

The Dream : Yeah I do 😐

yeehaw : What phase of HS are you in??

The Dream : Junior

yeehaw : Thank god your not a freshman

yay : I was in Highschool like 5 years ago

Texans << : so was I

L’Bayou : Yea and you never finished

oldest brotha : You didn’t finish Highschool? 💀

Texans << : no I dropped out cause I was to inteligent for them

L’Bayou : inteligent? It’s intelligent, and also i’m pretty sure you dropped out bc ur GPA was a 0.6

🎭 : nah bro can’t even make it too community college 💀💀

Deepdish 🤮🤮 : I can’t believe you guys are in fucking Highschool

L’Bayou : Not all of us, but why are you any better?

Deepdish 🤮🤮 : I’ve gone to most of the ivy leagues, you guys aren’t smarter than me

i’m the best (literally) : They might not be, but I am.

Deepdish 🤮🤮 : No you ain’t

i’m the best (literally) : Brooklyn, you’ve been to most Ivy leagues, I’ve gone too all of them

Deepdish 🥰😍 : No way 😨

L’Bayou : Brooklyn, he fr?? 🤨🤨

Deepdish 🤮🤮 : ..no

🎭 : nah bro is the smartest of them all

Deepdish 🤮🤮 : He isn’t

🎭 : He’s smarter than you

Deepdish 🤮🤮 added tulip

Deepdish 🤮🤮 : But he’s not smarter than her

tulip : What do you guys want?

Deepdish 🤮🤮 : NYC is acting like he’s the smartest one in this group chat

i’m the best (literally) : Well I was the smart one, until you got petty and dragged Albany into this

Deepdish  🤮🤮 : At least you’re not the smartest person in this group chat anymore 🥰

tulip : This is why you interrupted me?

Deepdish 🤮🤮 : It wasn’t like you were doing anything special 🤨

tulip : I was painting something you dumb bitch 😐

the lorax : You paint??

tulip : Yeah I do.

the lorax : I paint too!!

cancel culture : calm down ‘I speak for the trees’

The Dream : Nah you wrong 💀

tulip : Y’all all wrong, NYC you ain’t the smartest one, and Brooklyn if you interrupt me ever again I will make sure you wake up with no ankles.

Deepdish 🤮🤮 : Yes ma’am.

i’m the best (literally) : I’m not scared of you 😐

tulip : Really??

i’m the best (literally) : Okay okay I’ll stop

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yeehaw : Okay @Boss town is your dad pregnant 

Boss town : What the fuck are you on??

🎭 : I have no idea what she’s on but i’d like to have some ifykyk 

cuba in theory : I think what she means is are you gonna have a little sibling 🤨

Boss town : No. 

Witch (boo) : Don’t fucking lie Boston

Boss town : Stfu Salem

Witch (boo) : I will hex your crusty wannabe ass 

Boss town : Try me bitch

yeehaw : Okay okay stop

But wait who the fuck is pregnant?

Boss town : I don’t fucking know

canjunn : Mon amour, what the fuck did I tell you about getting in folks business?

yeehaw : You told me, and I quote “Don’t get in others folks business, it’s bitchy love.”

canjunn : And what did you just do?

yeehaw : Ask a question 🥰

Texans << : No you got in other people’s business.

yeehaw : Stfu you crusty musty wannabe  Houston highschool dropout 

cuba in theory : 😨

🎭 : Damn sis, your wife is badass

canjunn : Yessir, that’s my woman.

cancel culture : Guys i have a question 

yeehaw : ??

cancel culture : who tf is the little girl standing in the hallway 

Boss town : Martha’s Vineyard, just tell her to go to my room or Salem’s if she looks at you.

cancel culture : Okay I did

Witch (boo) : I got her Boston

Boss town : Good.

yay : How old is the personification of Martha’s Vineyard?

Witch (boo) : She’s 13, she’s turning 14 this year

yay : Oh okay

Witch (boo) : Why did you ask?

yay : No reason.

i’m the best (literally) : Can’t wait till she’s legal.

Witch (boo) : I will haunt you, if you ever come close to my sister.

Boss town : You will never see the light of day ever again, New York City.

i’m the best (literally) : Boston. The piece of land is literally older than you.

Witch (boo) : hii guys :)

Boss town : Salem are you high now?

Witch (boo) : It’s not Sal, it’s me Martha :)

yeehaw : awh you sound so cute darling!

Witch (boo) : thank u :3

i’m the best (literally) : Hey Martha, it’s NYC 

Witch (boo) : hiii nyc <33

Boss town : Mar, give the phone back to Salem. New York City, I am going to kill you.

Witch (boo) : okay :(( bye bye everyone!!

yeehaw : Bye dear!

Austin would like her! :)

Boss town : Salem, you got your phone back?

Witch (boo) : Yeah, I did sry

Boss town : wtv, we got a New Yorker to kill though

Witch (boo) : I’ll start hexxing 

Boss town : And I’ll start beating

yeehaw : siblings 🤦

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🎭 : gay

cuba in theory : gay 👏

cancel culture : g

yay : a

party (fr tho) : y

The Dream. : 🏳️🌈

deepdish 🤮🤮 : i thought you were homophobic

canjunn : way to ruin da mood

yeehaw : chill honey

also tf you mean you ‘thought’

deepdish 🤮🤮 : idk i just did 🤷♀️

yeehaw : huh???

The Dream. : What the fucj brooklyn??

deepdish 🤮🤮 : DAMN I JUST DID OKAY?? leave me alone 😭

deepdish 🥰😍 : never

deepdish 🤮🤮 : 🖕🖕 fuck you

deepdish 🥰😍 : love you hoe

deepdish 🤮🤮 : no, no, NO.

deepdish 🥰😍 : accept my love brooklyn ❤️😊🥰

deepdish 🤮🤮 : chicago i will block you

i’m the best (literally) : nah you wouldn’t

deepdish 🤮🤮 : stfuuuuuuuuu 🖕🖕🖕

i’m the best (literally) : no, also @The Dream. why is everybody on Twitter saying that we’re fucking?

The Dream. : what

i’m the best (literally) : go on twt on the trending tab in the US and click on the tag ‘citywood’

deepdish 🤮🤮 : ew what tf is ‘city wood’???

cuba in theory : it’s their ship name loca 🤦♂️

deepdish 🤮🤮 : oh

🎭 : oui 😐

canjunn : i didn’t know they were fucking

The Dream. : that’s cause we’re not, also who gave them this idea?? cause i haven’t talked abt @i’m the best (literally) on live tv or in anything in general since like 9/11 and that’s cause i was paying respect and offering help to him 😐

yeehaw : not me

canjunn : probs miami

cuba in theory : NAH NAH NAH MIAMI AINT DO NADA OKAY?

The Dream. : damn bro chill 😨

i know it wasn’t you dude so calm down i ant gon call you an immigrant yet 😭

cuba in theory : ay okay gracias 🙏🙏

🎭 : bro was scared for his life 😭

L’Bayou : been MIA what’d i miss??

Texans << : NYC and Hollywood are fucking, chicago announced her undying love for brooklyn and miami is an immigrant

L’Bayou : 😐 nvm going back

yay : guys i just got asked out on a date

cancel culture : omg who??

yay : this cute cowboy named Chase

cancel culture : omg!! congrats! :D

yeehaw : finally your growing up Austin

yay : ty :3

L’Bayou : I wanna meet this guy before you go out with him.

yay : no

L’Bayou : i’ll tell Texas

yay : you wouldn’t 😨

L’Bayou : I would 😏

The Dream. : why that emoji?

🎭 : fr like why?

L’Bayou : Because! also we have to have ‘the talk’ Austin.

yay : HELL NO.

L’Bayou : yes.

yay : NO.

L’Bayou : YES.

yeehaw : i think he’s grown enough to skip that talk Hous

yay : THANK YOU DALLS

yeehaw : doesn’t mean we aren’t meeting him.

yay : still :3

L’Bayou : 😐

yeehaw : I’ll tell dad abt you and yk who

L’Bayou : NVM NVM CHILLL

cancel culture : 💀💀

cuba in theory : i’m dead 💀