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Remember when I said "I wonder what it would be like if my life were a little more action packed?" Well, I did. But this isn't quite what I had in mind. So Revy, what say we go and show them all why we deserve to be feared, huh? It's time to remind the world why Catherine "Cat" Lee is nicknamed 'Double Tap.' M rated because it is Black Lagoon. Several references and quotes are made to several other forms of media, and also maybe a video game or two? Which ones you may ask? Well, I guess you'll just have to read to find out. Would love to see what you think of it.

A Self-Insert Fanfic, That Merges with Going In Completely Blind, Going In Almost Completely Blind, and A Certain Scientific Pair Of Railgun Aces.

Chapter 1: Welcome To Roanapur!: Enter Catherine ‘Cat’ Lee!

Notes:

zachycards: hello fellow reader, and welcome to another one of my self insert fanfics. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the first chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

It was just a normal evening for me, as I found myself in my apartment, by myself, watching an episode of Black Lagoon.

Well, I had started watching the first few episodes of Black Lagoon, and was just finishing up watching episode 2.

"Man, that Revy really is crazy, I am sure glad I am not related to her," I said to myself out loud.

"To be honest though, my life is a little bit boring though, I kinda wish it were a little more action packed," I said to myself.

It was after episode 2 of Black Lagoon had finished, that I started feeling sleepy, so instead of going to bed, I just fell asleep on my couch.

Unfortunately, while I slept, I was soon about to embark on a journey, that would soon have me embracing emotions, that I never even knew that I had.

And when I woke up again, I found myself no longer on my couch, and no longer in my apartment.

As a matter of fact, I found myself in a bed, in what looked like a somewhat rundown room, with what appeared to be some workout equipment in it.

Well, when I say workout equipment, I mean that there was a set of weights in one corner of the room, and a bar at the foot of the bed that could be used for pull ups.

"This isn't my room," I said to myself out loud. To which I then realized almost immediately. That the voice that came out of my mouth was not only feminine in nature, but also appeared to have quite a bit of bite to it.

And as I brought one of my hands into my field of view, I then noticed, that it now looked much more feminine.

Now shocked by the appearance of my feminine looking hand, I then looked down at myself, and I was shocked by what I saw.

I was now not only very fit, and had a tattoo of what I could only assume would be a saber sword, on each of my forearms, but I also seemed to be wearing an ocean blue colored bra, and a skimpy one at that.

However, before I could admire my very feminine and very beautiful body further, I then heard a familiar sounding female voice speak up from under the sheets next to me. "Sis, is it morning already?" She asked.

I immediately recognized the voice, and started to shake with immense fear, knowing full well who the voice belonged to.

And sure enough, one Rebecca "Revy" Lee, or "Two Hands" as she was nicknamed, came out from under the covers.

It was then that I realized what had happened, but my mind really didn't want to process it.

I was now stuck in the anime world of Black Lagoon, and was now the sister of Revy.

As in one of the most bat shit crazy and insane female anime characters ever.

This was going to be a very hard pill for me to swallow, and also was going to be a complete ride through hell itself.

But, seeing as how I was here, I might as well make the best of it.

I then decided to speak up.

"Yes sis, it is," I said, matter-of-factly.

However, before I could say anything more to Revy, a person came to the bedroom door, who I immediately recognized as Dutch.

"So this is Dutch...He looks...more...well...He looks a bit more intimidating in person doesn't he?" I thought to myself with a bit of fear. However, though I was currently feeling a bit fearful. What I was not able to see, was that my face, didn't show any of this sort of fear. In fact, my face, currently only showed a blank sort of expression. Almost as if, seeing Dutch in person for the first time, didn't phase me on the outside.

Dutch said that we had a job from Balalaika to go and get a disk from a cargo ship. Which from what I knew from watching the first episode, had to do with Asahi Industries.

And I also knew, that from watching the first episode, that this was where and when, we would meet Rock.

However, I had only managed to watch the first two episodes of the anime before winding up here, so anything after episode two, would be me being essentially thrown to the wolves.

However, if I had to put my money on it, seeing as how I was now Revy's sister. I would assume that like her, I also had a lot of experience handling different types of firearms and the like.

However, I wouldn't know for sure, until I got further into the events that lay ahead.

And so, as we both got dressed, and she holstered her Beretta 92FM's with their skull and crossbone grips. I then got dressed into my usual outfit, which to be honest, like the bra I was wearing in bed, and like Revy's usual outfit, was also quite skimpy.

I was now in a low cut ocean blue tank top that showed off my midsection. And were only just managing to cover my medium sized breasts. Which for size comparison, were basically as big as Revy's breasts. I also had on way too short jean shorts, and military combat boots with a Ka-Bar combat knife holstered into the side of one of them.

I then went to and then grabbed my two modified pistols, which were modified Beretta M9's with saber grips. And, like Revy's modified 92FM's, also had an added inch or so, on each of their barrels.

And to tell you the truth. As I holstered them both into their respective holsters around the sides of my torso, and upon me feeling the unusual chilling sensation of the steel of both guns, emanating through my tank top, and into the top of my skin. I then realized, that they would wind up feeling very comfortable in my hands, largely because with all the experience I had had over the years, what with me and Revy having to survive back in New York and the like.

But, it was not just due, to my past with Revy. But, it would also be my previous mastery, of various firearms and explosives. That as time went on, would wind up proving itself, to be very useful.

"Hey you pervs, do you like what you're reading so far? Oh sorry, I didn't mean to scare you just then viewer…Hello viewers, Catherine Lee here…But you can call me 'Cat'…*I then proceed to meow like a cat, while giving the most sexy of cat pawing motions with one of my hands*…Or 'Double Tap'...Depending on what mood I am in...Now then viewers, you really didn't think that I wasn't able to talk to you all like this did you?…Well viewers, with regard to fourth wall awareness...need I remind you all, that Revy did do something similar to this, in the end credits sequence, of the first two episodes…Now then viewers...let's get on with the show…Right Revy?...*I say this in the most sexy female tone of voice that I can, all while giving the most evil and devilish looking of smiles, that could even give Revy's own smirk, a run for its money*"

Anyway, with all three of us, along with Benny, having now jumped aboard the torpedo boat. We then headed off towards the cargo ship.

A short time later...

And as the torpedo boat slowed, indicating that we had reached our destination, and with Dutch, me, and Revy disembarking.

And upon seeing Dutch, punch Rock hard in the face, sending him hurtling backwards towards the railings at the current side of the boat that we were all on. I knew right then, that this was only the beginning, of what would be a literal, ride through hell.

"Okay Mr. Japanese, the package that you got from Asahi Industries, this is it right?" Dutch then spoke up with saying to Rock. And this was while he had reached into his satchel, and had slightly pulled out the disk in question, in order to reveal it to Rock. Well, I say satchel, but to be honest, I wasn't really able to see exactly what Dutch was doing per say.

And this, was due to the current fact, that me and Revy, both had one of our respective modified pistols, aimed directly at Rock.

And, though I did not want to admit it. I was currently, now all but gone, so too speak. As I currently, had quite the devilish looking, and crazy looking smile, currently on my face. As I was now starting to realize, that in order to think like my sister Revy, then I was going to need to embrace the madness.

"I mean after all viewers...My life...is nothing...but a comedy...*I say this while looking at the viewers all wild eyed, and smiling a very crazy looking smile...that still would give Revy's devilish smile, a run for its money*...Arthur Fleck...aka...Joker from the movie of the same...played by one Joaquin Phoenix...said exactly that line...and you know what viewers?...I think he was actually onto something when he said that!...Now then viewers...I shall be seeing you all, in the next chapter...*I once again proceed, to meow sexily like a cat, while giving the most sexy looking, of cat pawing motions, with one of my hands*"

Notes:

zachycards: As always, this is zachycards, signing off, saying have a blessed day, and happy reading.

Chapter 2: High-Jinks On The High-Seas!: A Piracy Life's For Me!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

So carrying on from the last chapter. And my currently somewhat degrading condition, regarding my...sanity...so to speak.


And now with us all aboard the torpedo boat. I couldn't help, but feel a little bit...more comfortable...so too speak, regarding the whole situation. Which for the record, was currently...well...


"You don't get it do ya...you just don't get it do ya Dutch?...We're only being paid 20 grand to do this job...ONLY 20 GRAND!...What's wrong with getting a bonus, by asking for a ransom?!" Revy said, as like in the first episode of the anime. She had taken Rock, as a hostage, in an effort, to try and get more money from Asahi Industries. And not surprisingly, Dutch wasn't exactly the most thrilled, with Revy doing this.


"You're being too simple minded," Benny responded with from the other room, while he was on his computer.


"YOU WANNA DIE BENNY!?" Revy exploded with back to Benny.


"Not really," Benny responded back with, while he just turned his attention away from Revy, and then went back to his computer.


And yet, given the current exchange, regarding Revy's immediate outburst. I meanwhile, like when Dutch had first come into our bedroom, back at the Lagoon Company Headquarters. I was once, again completely stoic faced. Even though, deep down, I was sort of semi freaking out.


"Okay...Revy's blowup...is a heck of a lot more scary, and intimidating, to experience in person..." I thought to myself, while I still, remained completely stoic faced.


"So, whose going to negotiate with them...you? Do you have their phone number? How about a bank account so that they can transfer the ransom payment?" Dutch asked Revy.


And, during these very questions, I then noticed, that Revy's facial expression, was getting more, and more, pissed off. And, more and more crazed.


"Ah fine then!...We'll just shoot his ass and throw him overboard!" Revy said, as she quickly got up from her seat, and kicked a crate that was nearby where she had been sitting. To which she then proceeded, to take one of her Beretta out of its holster, and then started firing several rounds in a rapid and erratic like manner. All, while she had the Beretta in question...pointed at Rock.


And also, she wasn't even looking at Rock, as she squeezed off every single one of those rounds from her Beretta.


"STOP IT!" I then heard Rock yell, as he seemed to be fearing for his very life at the moment.


"Damn it...don't damage the ship!" Dutch then yelled out to Revy, over the multiple loud bangs, from the rounds, that were currently being squeezed off from her Beretta.


"SHUT UP!" Revy then yelled back in response.


And yet, as all of this was going on. I had managed to come across a tape cassette recorder, that was laying right beside me. And once, I had put the headphones on, and had pressed play. I then, started to listen to the music, as the current argument between Dutch, and Revy, took place.


It's taken a lifetime to lose my way


A lifetime of yesterdays


All the wasted time on my hands


Turns to sand


And fades in the wind


Crossing lines


Small crimes


Taking back what is mine


I'm fine in the fire


I feed on the friction


I'm right where I should be


Don't try and fix me


I'm fine in the fire


I feed on the friction


I'm right where I should be


Don't try and fix me


So lost for so long


To find to my way


I failed to follow


I'm out of place


Crossing lines


mall crimes


Taking back what is mine


I'm fine in the fire


I feed on the friction


I'm right where I should be


Don't try and fix me


I'm fine in the fire


I feed on the friction


I'm right where I should be


Don't try and fix me


I'm fine in the fire


I feed on the friction


I'm right where I should be


Don't try and fix me


I'm fine in the fire


I feed on the friction


I'm right where I should be


Don't try and fix me


I'm fine in the fire


I feed on the friction


I'm right where I should be


Don't try and fix me


I'm fine in the fire


I feed on the friction


I'm right where I should be


Don't try and fix me


"And yes viewers...Hello boys, Catherine Lee here again...*I say this as I proceed to meow like a cat, while giving the most sexy of cat pawing motions with one of my hands*...So viewers, what do you all think of the story so far?...*I say this while bringing my face a little bit closer to the screen, which winds up showing off a bit of my cleavage, from underneath my ocean blue tank top*...Hey perv, my eyes are up here...*I say this, as the camera then pans up towards my face*...Now then viewers...in case you were all at all wondering of which song I was listening to...And to confirm any of your suspicisions as well...Yes the song that I was listening to in question...was Fix Me by 10 Years...What, you think that I didn't like the same kind of music as Revy does?...*I say this, while giving the most sexy and devilish looking of smiles...that once again, could give Revy's own devilish smile, a run for its money*...You know viewers, it is not the right thing, to assume things...naughty, naughty...*I say this, while proceeding to waggle my pointer finger on my left hand, in a very sexy and cute manner, while giving a very sexy looking pout*...So then viewers, with that in mind...I will see all of you boys, in the next chapter...*I say this as I proceed to once again meow like a cat, while giving the most sexy of cat pawing motions with one of my hands*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 2

Chapter 3: Every Ship Has A Bao!: Welcome To The Yellow Flag!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Okay, so heading on, to a little bit later that night. After I had apparently discovered, that I apparently owned a video cassette player. Which given the era in which I had been in, right before I had wound up in the Black Lagoon anime, was saying quite a lot.

"In other words here viewers...sorry, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving a very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then, I am sure that you are all aware by this point, that the Black Lagoon anime, doesn't take place in the modern world per say...But moreover viewers...as I am sure most have found out already...this anime...takes place back in the early 1990s...you know...back when video cassette players, were still the best way...for one to listen to music?...So, like Revy, I also happen to have a video cassette player...What?!...You didn't think that I did?!...*I now proceed to get a little bit pissed off*...Are you really that fucking thick-headed?!...*I now instantly realized what I had just said*...Oopsie...sorry there...that just sort of slipped out...But then again viewers...this fanfic is rated M...for Mature audiences...So you would expect some cursing in this fanfic...now and then...*I say this, while giving a sexy and devilish grin, that still, would give Revy's own devilish grin, a run for its money*...Now then viewers...lets now get back to the action...*I proceed to say this, while giving a very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*"

Okay, so moving on, to when we had all disembarked, back in Roanapur. And we had now approached the Yellow Flag. And as we made it through the doors, and towards the bar. I then realized something, as a thought, then made its way through my mind.

"Ah, so this is the Yellow Flag...Oh...right...there is going to soon be a gunfight in here...Well then, at least I know from watching the first episode, that the bar itself, is bulletproof...Sure, I am probably going to wind up getting an earful, from Bao...which by the way viewers, is the owner of the Yellow Flag...But, given what will wind up eventually happening in this story...I would say, that that is going, to soon wind up, being the least, of either your, or my problems," I thought to myself, which was followed during this, as we were walking towards the bar, of me, slowly turning my head to the right of me to briefly address the viewers. And I did so, while giving the most sexy looking of smiles. All followed, right at the end, by me sexily winking, at the viewers.

And, now having sat down at the bar, and now with an unexplained thirst for some rum. I then, once Revy, had asked for a bottle of Bacardi. The both of us, then proceeded, too, well, go to town, so too speak, on the bottle of Bacardi rum.

And now, fast forwarding to about a couple of minutes later. And, after having downed a couple of shots of Bacardi rum, as had Revy. I then, realized something else, that was interesting.

"Okay...so it would seem, as though I have a somewhat high alcohol tolerance...I guess this is how one Cana Alberona from Fairy Tail...sometimes feels..." I thought to myself, as I now took notice, as Revy, now proceeded, to down yet another shot of rum. As she threw it back, as though it was nothing.

However, now fast forwarding a tad bit. And after Revy, had taunted Rock, into going 'shot for shot,' so to speak, on the rum in question. This was then followed by...well...

"Never underestimate a Japanese businessman," Rock said, after he had proceeded, to down the entire shot glass of rum, that Revy had poured from the bottle, and had taunted him with it.

And, not surprisingly...

"Bartender...give us all of the Bacardi rum you got!" The flushed looking faces, of both Revy and Rock, called out to Bao.

And as for me?...Well...

"Okay...so that was...a bit embarrassing, to experience for real...still...this rum is very good...Now I see, why Captain Jack Sparrow, loved drinking it so much," I thought to myself, while after having finished my current shot glass of rum. I had then proceeded, to pour myself another shot glass worth. And, I wound up downing that as well.

But, however...

This was then followed, by a noticeable metallic clanking noise, as several grenades, were thrown, through the many windows, of the Yellow Flag.

And, acting on instinct, and knowing exactly where I needed to go. I then proceeded, to make a diving flip forward. As I managed, to get behind the bar, just as the light of the Yellow Flag had gone out, and this was then followed, by a massive hail of bullets, then proceeding, to pound relentlessly, against the front of the bar.

And, once I had removed both of my modified Beretta, from their respective holsters. To which I then heard the unmistakable sound...

"Don't come back here Revy, and you as well Cat...How many times have you both destroyed my bar?!" The unmistakable voice of Bao, yelled at us both.

Which, before he could say anything else, one of the mercenaries, wound up choosing, to jump onto the bar, only for Bao, to blow him away with his shotgun.

"You both owe me for all the damages, you understand?! Or else I am going to weld your assholes shut, and make you a new one on you heads!" Bao then yelled at us both, after he had blown the mercenary away.

"Got it..." Revy wound up saying in response, with an amount of craze, in her tone.

Which during when Bao had been shouting, Revy had removed both of her Beretta 92FMs from their holsters.

And knowing full well, what was about to happen, and with a very devilish smile, now adorning my face. I then readied myself, for the ensuing gunfight.

"Revy, Cat, I think it's time to show these guys why you are both named 'Two Hands,' and 'Double Tap,'" The unmistakable voice of Dutch, wound up yelling to us both, over the loud bangs of the gunfire.

"Gladly Dutch!" I wound up responding with, and all while I still wore, the most devilish of smiles, that would even make one Accelerator from the Toaru series proud.

"Hey viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving a very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers...I will see all you fine gentlemen, in the next chapter...*I proceed to say this, while once again giving a very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 3

Chapter 4: Showing Ones Worth!: Welcome To The Yellow Flag Bullet Ballet!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Okay, so following up from the most recent situation, regarding the last chapter...

"Hello there all of you sexy viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while looking slightly drunk, due to a slight blush like tint, that is currently present on the cheeks of my face. While I wind up giving a very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then...*I say this while proceeding to smile a very sexy and devilish looking smile*...Now what do you say, that we cut the current bullshit, and just get on with the chapter now!...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*"

And so, with both me and Revy, jumping onto the top of the bar with immense ease. And upon being greeted by two mercenaries right in our lines of sight. Revy, then proceeded to cap one of them in the head with one of her Beretta, with having squeezed off a round into his head, which instantly dropped him to the floor.

While I meanwhile, squeezed off a round each, from both of my modified Beretta, one of the squeezed off rounds, hitting the other mercenary, right dead center in his chest, and the other, wound up hitting him, right dead center of his forehead, between his eyes. And upon our bullets finding their marks, and dropping both men to the floor in an instant. I then, took notice, of the immense pools of blood, beginning to form around both of them, as they both lay there, dead and motionless.

However, I didn't care about that. As I then demonstrated such, by then speaking up, just as Revy, proceeded to raise both of her Beretta, and then down two more of the mercenaries, with the squeeze off of yet two more rounds.

"Now sis, you need to save some of them for me! Don't just go hogging them all now!" I said, as I then proceeded, to leap up into the air. To which I then proceeded, to do a forward flip of sorts. To which I then proceeded, to slam both of my combat boot clad feet, down onto another mercenaries chest. As I squeezed off a round in his face, hitting him in his left cheek, and killing him instantly.

And while I had done this. To which I then got off the now downed mercenary. And like Revy, was with the mercenaries that she was currently shooting at. I had done all of this, while showing, a most devilish looking smile, on my feminine face.

"Okay sis, I will try. But can you blame me for not wanting to? This is way too much fucking fun!" I heard the voice of Revy, then respond back to me. Which I could somehow still hear, over the massive gunfire.

"Well sis, I don't blame you at all for doing so...Oh, and by the way viewers...let me welcome you all, to 'The Yellow Flag Bullet Ballet!'" I thought to myself, as while I had just finished, with squeezing off yet another two rounds from my two Beretta. Which hit yet another mercenary, in both the chest and face. Which caused him to fall to the ground, in a massive heap, and a dull thud. And this was right after, I had briefly turned my crazed eyesight, slightly to the right of me, to briefly address the viewers.

But, however...

"Okay...time for us to make a hasty retreat!" The voice of Dutch was now heard saying over the immense noise of the gunfire.

And, although I was about to question his decision. I then realized, that this was the situation, in which Rock, had decided to still tag along with us. And, from what I remember from watching the first episode. We would all, soon be involved, in an impending standoff, with a helicopter gunship.

But, the good news was, that from me watching the first two episodes. I knew exactly the spot on the torpedo boat, that I would need to be in. As the very spot in question, would wind up being the very spot, that the helicopter gunship, wouldn't hit with its ammunition.

However, I decided to push this thought to the side for the time being. And instead, like Dutch had just recently suggested to us, we decided, to make a hasty retreat.

And, upon all of us, having now squeezed into Benny's car, which was a 1969 Plymouth Roadrunner. Well, at least for now. Which was conveniently waiting for us, just outside the side door of the Yellow Flag. And with Benny, now putting it in gear, and then stamping hard on the accelerator pedal. The Roadrunners engine then revved up, and roared to life. And, not even a second later, we then sped away from the Yellow Flag. And amidst a small bit of tire squeal as well.

And, while we were currently, driving quickly away from the Yellow Flag. And, while Revy was currently speaking to Dutch, on what Bao intended to do, to me and her. I then, very quietly, took out my music cassette player, and then hit play. All while, we continued, to head away, from the Yellow Flag.

"Hey honey, where the hell

Is my shooter now?!"

You can call me honey

You can steal my money

You can try again and

You can pray to Heaven

But I tell you, honey

Like the sun is sunny

Baby, I won't put

My shooter down

You can call me honey

You can steal my money

You can try again and

You can pray to Heaven

But I tell you, honey

Like the sun is sunny

Baby, I won't put

My shooter down

Now, the man I love

Is a wanted man

With a price

Put on his head

Every deputy

Wants a tag on his toe

He's better off

With me

So together,

We can start a new

You can plow the field

And I will make your stew

Come on, darling,

Settle down with me

Put your shooter down

You can call me honey

You can steal my money

You can try again and

You can pray to Heaven

But I tell you, honey

Like the sun is sunny

Baby, I won't put

My shooter down

You can call me honey

You can steal my money

You can try again and

You can pray to Heaven

But I tell you, honey

Like the sun is sunny

Baby, I won't put

My shooter down

Sometimes I think

That the gun in your hand

Means more to you

Than me

But I know better

You are getting old

You will need

A family

And then, on Sundays

We can go to church

Time for you

To end your search

Here's your life

Take a look at me

'Cause I will be

Your wife

You can call me honey

You can steal my money

You can try again and

You can pray to Heaven

But I tell you, honey

Like the sun is sunny

Baby, I won't put

My shooter down

You can call me honey

You can steal my money

You can try again and

You can pray to Heaven

But I tell you, honey

Like the sun is sunny

Baby, I won't put

My shooter down

Come to me, baby

No, don't tell me "maybe"

When we are married

Your shooter

Are gonna get buried

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey

You can call me honey

You can steal my money

You can try again and

You can pray to Heaven

But I tell you, honey

Like the sun is sunny

Baby, I won't put

My shooter down

But I tell you, honey

Like the sun is sunny

Baby, I won't put

My shooter down

"Hello you pervy viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now that song...for those who were wondering...was the song Shooter, by Rednex...And so viewers, with that now being explained to you all...I will see you fine gentlemen, in the next chapter...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 4

Chapter 5: We’re Not In Roanapur Anymore!: Bullets May Be Heavy, But Magic Is Heavier Still!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then, enough about that, and let's...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. But suddenly, someone then proceeds to come into the frame of shot, and then proceeds to speak up*"

"Who the heck are you? And you seriously think that those pistols of yours are going to give you some sort of edge in what is to await you and Revy in the events to come?…*A girl with long light blue hair, light blue eyes, and is also currently wearing an all too familiar looking gold and dark blue battle outfit proceeds to come in to the frame of shot and then speak up. Which they also proceed to say while holding a very heavy looking sword in their left hand*"

"And who are you supposed to be exactly? And by the way, the renaissance fair called, they want their larping armor back…*I proceed to say this, while giving off a very evil and devilish looking smirk*"

"Well Catherine it's funny you should mention that. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...And on the subject of one Catherine 'Cat' Lee viewers, she is after all, another version of me, Keiko, and Zachary...Now then viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to attempt to try and start the chapter. Only for me to sort of throw a wrench into that.*

"What do you mean I am another version of you?! I look nothing like you! Alright, you've officially become extremely annoying! So if I were you, I would start explaining things a bit more clearly. Unless you want to end up with bullet holes!...*I proceed to say this, while reaching for one of my currently holstered and modified Beretta 9Ms. To which I then proceed to quickly remove it from its holster, and then proceed to point it directly at Angel Bluebell*"

"Well Catherine, you clearly do take after your sister Revy, there is definitely no doubt about that. But I think that you will find Catherine, that your bullets won't be able to land a scratch on me. So then viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for me to once again proceed to cut her off mid sentence*"

"Shut up, you're not making any sense! So I am supposed to believe that you possess some form of magic?! Well then, why don't we test that theory of yours, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while then proceeding to immediately pull the trigger on my modified Beretta 9M. Which after a brief muzzle flash from my Beretta's barrel, a single bullet proceeds to quickly exit the barrel. And then proceeds to quickly make its way towards Angel Bluebell.*

"Okay Catherine, I guess that you were going to have to learn eventually. And for the record viewers? Catherine should be lucky that I'm damn near bulletproof. Which by the way viewers, is in fact a reference to She-Hulk, from one of her original comics...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this. And sure enough, as soon as the bullet from Catherine's Beretta hits Angel Bluebells gold chest plate. The bullet proceeds to instantly shatter into several tiny pieces of shrapnel, and then disintegrate*...Now then Catherine, is that more then enough proof for you?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this to me, only to be met by a currently very dumbfounded expression that is currently on my face*...Good, you seem to be a believer now...Now then viewers, what do you say, that we finally get on with the chapter now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: November 2, 1995


Okay, so things regarding me, Revy, Rock, Benny, Dutch, and our supposed getaway from the Yellow Flag to the Lagoon Company torpedo boat. Well, they had sort of gotten a bit off the rails so too speak.

And as for why this was the case? Well, as we had been driving down the road at a very fast speed. None of us were able to see a quickly onrushing wave of bright white light coming towards us and the car, until it slammed into us, and then proceeded to blind all of us temporarily.

And the weird thing was, that once the light had then proceeded to quickly die down. And the car wound up swerving quite badly, with the tires squealing quite loudly. The car then proceeded to come to a screeching stop. As the front end of the car proceeded to emit quite a bit of steam from beneath the hood. Which indicated that the engine had seized.

But as for where we had all ended up? Well you see, about that...

"Why hello there, how nice of you all to join our little gathering," An evil sounding chorus of female voices proceeded to call out from just in front of the car in stereo.

And upon me then proceeding to quickly glance upwards, my blue eyes then happened upon what appeared to be a young looking girl. Who had long black hair, and was wearing a multi colored dress. And more interestingly, she was currently wielding two ancient looking flintlock pistols.

But, that wasn't the only strange and bizarre thing about this girl. What was also very strange, was that this girl, was only one of several dozen of her. Which indicated that this girl had the ability to duplicate herself into several clones.

And then...

"Now then, shall we see just how much heavier magic is compared to bullets!" The girl and her clones proceeded to speak up with.

And then...

"Fourth Bullet: Dalet!" The multiple girls wound up all exclaiming together in unison. Which as the respective large and very strange looking Victorian clock faces behind them all began to briefly shine. And they each then raised one of their respective flintlock pistols. This caused the minute and hour hands of each of their respective large Victorian clock faces, to spin until the hour hand landed on the IV, or the roman numeral for four. And the minute hand, wound up landing once again on XII, or the roman numeral for twelve.

And this was then once again followed, by the multiple girls, to also proceed to put each of their respective and currently raised flintlock pistols to the temple on each of their respective heads.

Which was then followed after they had all shot themselves in the temple, by the all too familiar appeared of red colored magical energy, then proceeding to flow out from the IV roman numeral on each of the girls respective large Victorian clock faces. They all then, once again proceeded to point each of their respective now reloaded single flintlock pistols at me, Revy, Rock, Benny, and Dutch.

And, with each of the flintlock pistols flintlock mechanisms once again then proceeding to emit a spark. This then caused each of the now newly loaded bullets, to exit the chambers of each of the Kurumi clones barrels of their respective single loaded flintlock pistols.

But, just like before as each of these multiple flintlock pistol bullets proceeded to quickly whizz through the air towards us, while leaving somewhat noticeable sound waves behind each of them as they proceeded to do so. They simply wound up slamming into the car, and pretty much impact the car all over the frame, doors, the hood, and pretty much the entire surface of the car.

"Okay viewers, well I think that that is more then enough of this current chapter for now...Angel Bluebell by the way here viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And also, let me now proudly announce, the successful merging of 'Of Arms And Ammunition,' into these current three fanfics!...Yes viewers, you did in fact read that part right...Black Lagoon, is now a part of these three fanfics...You know viewers, to help cater to a bit of an older audience?...But anyway viewers, things are about to get quite a bit crazy...So if I were you viewers, then I would be on the lookout for the next chapter!...So viewers, with this now very much still fresh on all of your minds, we all look forward to seeing you there...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 5

Chapter 6: From Russia With Love!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, before I proceed with the chapter...Which as of right now, is still currently taking place in the Cardcaptors anime timeline...And as usual viewer...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner. But, just as she proceeds to do this. A certain someone now proceeds to come into the frame of shot, and then proceeds to speak up*"

"Hey, Angel Bluebell was it? Were you the one by any chance that sent me, Revy, Rock, Benny, and Dutch here?! Because that could prove to be a very big problem for you, isn't that right Revy?!...*Me and Revy proceed to come into the frame of shot. To which we both proceed to reach for one of our respective holstered and modified Beretta's. To which we both then proceed to take them out of our respective holsters, cock the hammer back on each of our respective Beretta pistols, and then proceed to point them directly at Angel Bluebells back*"

"*While Angel Bluebell still has her back to both me and Revy. Angel Bluebell now proceeds to let out a very audible sigh from her mouth. To which she then also proceeds to do with both of her eyes closed. And once she had opened both of her eyes again. Angel Bluebell then proceeds to address both me and Revy. While she also proceeds to try and be as polite as she possibly can be, given the current situation*...Okay, so first of all, I am not the one who dragged you both into this alongside Benny and Dutch. If anything, I would've made sure that none of you wound up involved in any of this in the first place. And that is due in a large part, that while arms and ammunition can do damage to the usual mortal. They can't do anything to anyone who wields any sort of magic. So believe me when I say Two Hands and Double Tap, that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while I still have her back to me and Revy, only for one of us to then proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence. Which predictably has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes to now proceed to start visibly twitching again*"

"Shut up! Just shut up! My god you're as annoying as Rock is! You know Cat? When you said that she was annoying, I didn't think that you meant that she was just so damn outright intolerable! But now I can see Cat that you were right! So, what do you say that we both teach this armor larping chick a lesson!?...*Revy proceeds to say this, while she proceeds to also display a look of very noticeable rage on her face. To which once she starts to speak over to me without moving her head or eyesight. Revy's facial expression, then proceeds to quickly shift over to a very devilish and evil looking smirk. As in the one of the very same expressions that Revy is known for in the Black Lagoon anime*"

"*While Angel Bluebell still has her back to both me and Revy. Angel Bluebell now proceeds to let out yet another very audible sigh from her mouth. Which once again, she has also proceeded to do with both of her eyes closed. And once Angel Bluebell has opened both of her eyes again. She then proceeds to continue to address both me and Revy. While Angel Bluebell also proceeds to try and be and still be as polite as she possibly can be, given the current situation*...So then Revy, I take it that Catherine hasn't told you yet? You know, that your bullets aren't going to land a scratch on me at all? But, if doing so is going to make you as much of a believer as Catherine is, then by all means open fire...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while still having her back to both me and Revy. To which since I can't see Angel Bluebell facial expression it has now changed over to an all too familiar smug, and very witty looking smirk*"

"Wow, you must really have some sort of death wish then don't you?! Well then, have it your way!...*Revy proceeds to say this with the same devilish and evil looking smirk from before still very much present on her face. To which both me and Revy, then proceed to open fire on Angel Bluebell. But, as Angel Bluebell had predicted, the bullets simply wound up shattering into several pieces of shrapnel, and then simply wound up disintegrating into nothing once they had made contact with Angel Bluebells back. Which just like I had done from the previous chapter. Has now caused both me and Revy, to now display very dumbfounded looking expressions on each of our respective faces*"

"Okay, so are you two quite finished then?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while proceeding to get no immediate answer or response from either me or Revy*...Good, so then viewers...let us now finally get on with the chapter...Oh almost forgot viewers...because as usual, a chapter recap is in order...So then viewers, let us now get on with the mandatory chapter recap, shall we?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"


"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then, enough about that, and let's...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. But suddenly, someone then proceeds to come into the frame of shot, and then proceeds to speak up*"

"Who the heck are you? And you seriously think that those pistols of yours are going to give you some sort of edge in what is to await you and Revy in the events to come?…*A girl with long light blue hair, light blue eyes, and is also currently wearing an all too familiar looking gold and dark blue battle outfit proceeds to come in to the frame of shot and then speak up. Which they also proceed to say while holding a very heavy looking sword in their left hand*"

"And who are you supposed to be exactly? And by the way, the renaissance fair called, they want their larping armor back…*I proceed to say this, while giving off a very evil and devilish looking smirk*"

"Well Catherine it's funny you should mention that. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...And on the subject of one Catherine 'Cat' Lee viewers, she is after all, another version of me, Keiko, and Zachary...Now then viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to attempt to try and start the chapter. Only for me to sort of throw a wrench into that*"

"What do you mean I am another version of you?! I look nothing like you! Alright, you've officially become extremely annoying! So if I were you, I would start explaining things a bit more clearly. Unless you want to end up with bullet holes!...*I proceed to say this, while reaching for one of my currently holstered and modified Beretta 9Ms. To which I then proceed to quickly remove it from its holster, and then proceed to point it directly at Angel Bluebell*"

"Well Catherine, you clearly do take after your sister Revy, there is definitely no doubt about that. But I think that you will find Catherine, that your bullets won't be able to land a scratch on me. So then viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for me to once again proceed to cut her off mid sentence*"

"Shut up, you're not making any sense! So I am supposed to believe that you possess some form of magic?! Well then, why don't we test that theory of yours, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while then proceeding to immediately pull the trigger on my modified Beretta 9M. Which after a brief muzzle flash from my Beretta's barrel, a single bullet proceeds to quickly exit the barrel. And then proceeds to quickly make its way towards Angel Bluebell*"

"Okay Catherine, I guess that you were going to have to learn eventually. And for the record viewers? Catherine should be lucky that I'm damn near bulletproof. Which by the way viewers, is in fact a reference to She-Hulk, from one of her original comics...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this. And sure enough, as soon as the bullet from Catherine's Beretta hits Angel Bluebells gold chest plate. The bullet proceeds to instantly shatter into several tiny pieces of shrapnel, and then disintegrate*...Now then Catherine, is that more then enough proof for you?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this to me, only to be met by a currently very dumbfounded expression that is currently on my face*...Good, you seem to be a believer now...Now then viewers, what do you say, that we finally get on with the chapter now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: November 2, 1995


Okay, so things regarding me, Revy, Rock, Benny, Dutch, and our supposed getaway from the Yellow Flag to the Lagoon Company torpedo boat. Well, they had sort of gotten a bit off the rails so too speak.

And as for why this was the case? Well, as we had been driving down the road at a very fast speed. None of us were able to see a quickly onrushing wave of bright white light coming towards us and the car, until it slammed into us, and then proceeded to blind all of us temporarily.

And the weird thing was, that once the light had then proceeded to quickly die down. And the car wound up swerving quite badly, with the tires squealing quite loudly. The car then proceeded to come to a screeching stop. As the front end of the car proceeded to emit quite a bit of steam from beneath the hood. Which indicated that the engine had seized.

But as for where we had all ended up? Well you see, about that...

"Why hello there, how nice of you all to join our little gathering," An evil sounding chorus of female voices proceeded to call out from just in front of the car in stereo.

And upon me then proceeding to quickly glance upwards, my blue eyes then happened upon what appeared to be a young looking girl. Who had long black hair, and was wearing a multi colored dress. And more interestingly, she was currently wielding two ancient looking flintlock pistols.

But, that wasn't the only strange and bizarre thing about this girl. What was also very strange, was that this girl, was only one of several dozen of her. Which indicated that this girl had the ability to duplicate herself into several clones.

And then...

"Now then, shall we see just how much heavier magic is compared to bullets!" The girl and her clones proceeded to speak up with.

And then...

"Fourth Bullet: Dalet!" The multiple girls wound up all exclaiming together in unison. Which as the respective large and very strange looking Victorian clock faces behind them all began to briefly shine. And they each then raised one of their respective flintlock pistols. This caused the minute and hour hands of each of their respective large Victorian clock faces, to spin until the hour hand landed on the IV, or the roman numeral for four. And the minute hand, wound up landing once again on XII, or the roman numeral for twelve.

And this was then once again followed, by the multiple girls, to also proceed to put each of their respective and currently raised flintlock pistols to the temple on each of their respective heads.

Which was then followed after they had all shot themselves in the temple, by the all too familiar appeared of red colored magical energy, then proceeding to flow out from the IV roman numeral on each of the girls respective large Victorian clock faces. They all then, once again proceeded to point each of their respective now reloaded single flintlock pistols at me, Revy, Rock, Benny, and Dutch.

And, with each of the flintlock pistols flintlock mechanisms once again then proceeding to emit a spark. This then caused each of the now newly loaded bullets, to exit the chambers of each of the Kurumi clones barrels of their respective single loaded flintlock pistols.

But, just like before as each of these multiple flintlock pistol bullets proceeded to quickly whizz through the air towards us, while leaving somewhat noticeable sound waves behind each of them as they proceeded to do so. They simply wound up slamming into the car, and pretty much impact the car all over the frame, doors, the hood, and pretty much the entire surface of the car.

"Okay viewers, well I think that that is more then enough of this current chapter for now...Angel Bluebell by the way here viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And also, let me now proudly announce, the successful merging of 'Of Arms And Ammunition,' into these current three fanfics!...Yes viewers, you did in fact read that part right...Black Lagoon, is now a part of these three fanfics...You know viewers, to help cater to a bit of an older audience?...But anyway viewers, things are about to get quite a bit crazy...So if I were you viewers, then I would be on the lookout for the next chapter!...So viewers, with this now very much still fresh on all of your minds, we all look forward to seeing you there...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: August 12, 2018


Okay, so getting back to the current situation, as well as the current fight at hand. Which was just me, Revy, Rock, Dutch, and Benny, had ended up in the current anime timeline that Angel Bluebell and the rest of her allies were all still currently in...

"Okay, so who the heck are those people? And why does one of them have the same color as Keiko and Bluebell?" Super Sailor Jupiter now proceeded to speak up with out of seemingly nowhere.

And, as a means to help clear the currently present confusion...

"Well Jupiter, as it just so happens, one of them happens to be another version of me, Keiko, and Zachary. The one with the long ocean blue hair. And also viewers? In case you decided to go and skip the last chapter? Let me now properly introduce, Cat 'Double Tap' Lee, Revy 'Two Hands' Lee, Rock, Benny, and finally Dutch...All of which are from the one and only Black Lagoon anime timeline...You know viewers? The anime that is...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this. Only once again, to now have someone proceed to interject into her current fourth wall break. Which not surprisingly, has now once again caused one of her eyes, to start visibly twitching yet again*"

"Are you insane Bluebell?! Do you not realize just how vulgar and inappropriate that anime is?!" Keiko now proceeded to shout over to Angel Bluebell with in response to what she had just been trying to explain to the viewers via her current fourth wall break.

And as for Angel Bluebells and her response back to Keiko...

"Yes Keiko, I am all too well aware of that regarding the Black Lagoon anime. But, as a sort of way to help to deter that. And as a certain superhero once said in a certain movie, 'we don't do that here'...And just to let you viewers know?...I think you should all know all too well, as to why I have decided not to mention who they specifically are, or what the form of media is that they are from right?...As I still very much would not like to get a c&d from a certain big brand cartoon mouse...I will continue to say who these individuals are, while not saying who these individuals are...Which believe it or not viewers, actually makes perfect sense if you think about it...I mean after all viewers...if you know, you know...Now then viewers, this does unfortunately mark...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner. As she also continues to then proceed to do her usual end of chapter fourth wall break. Only for someone to then proceed to once again intrude into her usual end of chapter fourth wall break. As they then proceed to speak up. Which like the last time, has now caused one of Angle Bluebells eyes to then wind up thinking twice about possibly ending the current chapter*"

"Bluebell, don't even think about ending this chapter this soon!...*Misaka proceeds to suddenly come into the frame of shot. To which she proceeds to say her statement somewhat angrily to Angel Bluebell. Which she also proceeds to say, while electricity also proceeds to violently and visibly crackle through the bangs of her short brown hair*"

"Uh r-right Misaka, my bad...And so viewers, as per Misaka's request, let us now proceed onward, and continue with the current chapter at hand...now then, how about we go and do just that, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting back to the current chapter, as well as the current situation at hand...

"Capitan, I have spotted some civilians," a very strong sounding male voice proceeded to say quite quietly from just around one of the streets corners that we were all currently still on. And they had proceeded to say this statement of theirs quietly, with a hint of what was a Russian sounding accent.

And once Angel Bluebell had heard this person say this statement of theirs with the help of her heightened hearing, Angel Bluebells body then proceeded to immediately tense up. And a look of complete and total fear then proceeded to find its way onto her face.

And as for Angel Bluebells overall and current thought process with regard to this...

"Oh god...oh dear god no...so 'they' are here as well?!...Oh no...this has now gotten very very bad and also extremely dangerous!...And as for those of you viewers, who don't know who it is that I am talking about?...Well you see..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to think to herself.

But, just as she had proceeded to briefly turn her eyesight slightly to her right, in order for her to briefly address the viewers, a certain voice then proceeded to speak up in response to what the male voice had just said no more then a couple seconds before. Which had now all but destroyed any chance of these individuals not being who Angel Bluebell had originally thought they were.

And as for who this other person was? Well about that...

"Very good work Comrade Sergeant. Now then men, what do you say that we go and greet the locals?" A now very heavy Russian accented female voice proceeded to speak up in response to what the male voice had just said to her.

And with Angel Bluebell now realizing that there was no longer any sort of doubt...

"Uh...well, this just got extremely crazy, as well as dangerous...Well viewers, I don't think that there is any sort of doubt anymore is there?...So then, let me introduce, one Sofiya Pavlovna Irinovskaya...or as all of you diehard Black Lagoon fans know her more as, Balalaika and the leader of Hotel Moscow...Yes indeed viewers, this really is a very good and clear of case of being 'From Russia With Love' isn't it? Minus the 'Love' part that is. And for the record viewers, that was in fact an indirect reference to the James Bond movie, 'From Russia With Love.' You know the one right viewers, the same James Bond movie with the one and only Sir Sean Connery?...But anyway viewers, I think that this is more then a great place to end this chapter don't you? But don't worry yourselves viewers, as we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 6

Chapter 7: Maid To Hunt, And Maid To Kill!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, before I proceed with the chapter...Which as of right now, is still currently taking place in the Cardcaptors anime timeline...And like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: August 12, 2018


Okay, so getting back to the current situation, as well as the current fight at hand. Which was just me, Revy, Rock, Dutch, and Benny, had ended up in the current anime timeline that Angel Bluebell and the rest of her allies were all still currently in...

"Okay, so who the heck are those people? And why does one of them have the same color as Keiko and Bluebell?" Super Sailor Jupiter now proceeded to speak up with out of seemingly nowhere.

And, as a means to help clear the currently present confusion...

"Well Jupiter, as it just so happens, one of them happens to be another version of me, Keiko, and Zachary. The one with the long ocean blue hair. And also viewers? In case you decided to go and skip the last chapter? Let me now properly introduce, Cat 'Double Tap' Lee, Revy 'Two Hands' Lee, Rock, Benny, and finally Dutch...All of which are from the one and only Black Lagoon anime timeline...You know viewers? The anime that is...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this. Only once again, to now have someone proceed to interject into her current fourth wall break. Which not surprisingly, has now once again caused one of her eyes, to start visibly twitching yet again*"

"Are you insane Bluebell?! Do you not realize just how vulgar and inappropriate that anime is?!" Keiko now proceeded to shout over to Angel Bluebell with in response to what she had just been trying to explain to the viewers via her current fourth wall break.

And as for Angel Bluebells and her response back to Keiko...

"Yes Keiko, I am all too well aware of that regarding the Black Lagoon anime. But, as a sort of way to help to deter that. And as a certain superhero once said in a certain movie, 'we don't do that here'...And just to let you viewers know?...I think you should all know all too well, as to why I have decided not to mention who they specifically are, or what the form of media is that they are from right?...As I still very much would not like to get a c&d from a certain big brand cartoon mouse...I will continue to say who these individuals are, while not saying who these individuals are...Which believe it or not viewers, actually makes perfect sense if you think about it...I mean after all viewers...if you know, you know...Now then viewers, this does unfortunately mark...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner. As she also continues to then proceed to do her usual end of chapter fourth wall break. Only for someone to then proceed to once again intrude into her usual end of chapter fourth wall break. As they then proceed to speak up. Which like the last time, has now caused one of Angle Bluebells eyes to then wind up thinking twice about possibly ending the current chapter*"

"Bluebell, don't even think about ending this chapter this soon!...*Misaka proceeds to suddenly come into the frame of shot. To which she proceeds to say her statement somewhat angrily to Angel Bluebell. Which she also proceeds to say, while electricity also proceeds to violently and visibly crackle through the bangs of her short brown hair*"

"Uh r-right Misaka, my bad...And so viewers, as per Misaka's request, let us now proceed onward, and continue with the current chapter at hand...now then, how about we go and do just that, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting back to the current chapter, as well as the current situation at hand...

"Capitan, I have spotted some civilians," a very strong sounding male voice proceeded to say quite quietly from just around one of the streets corners that we were all currently still on. And they had proceeded to say this statement of theirs quietly, with a hint of what was a Russian sounding accent.

And once Angel Bluebell had heard this person say this statement of theirs with the help of her heightened hearing, Angel Bluebells body then proceeded to immediately tense up. And a look of complete and total fear then proceeded to find its way onto her face.

And as for Angel Bluebells overall and current thought process with regard to this...

"Oh god...oh dear god no...so 'they' are here as well?!...Oh no...this has now gotten very very bad and also extremely dangerous!...And as for those of you viewers, who don't know who it is that I am talking about?...Well you see..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to think to herself.

But, just as she had proceeded to briefly turn her eyesight slightly to her right, in order for her to briefly address the viewers, a certain voice then proceeded to speak up in response to what the male voice had just said no more then a couple seconds before. Which had now all but destroyed any chance of these individuals not being who Angel Bluebell had originally thought they were.

And as for who this other person was? Well about that...

"Very good work Comrade Sergeant. Now then men, what do you say that we go and greet the locals?" A now very heavy Russian accented female voice proceeded to speak up in response to what the male voice had just said to her.

And with Angel Bluebell now realizing that there was no longer any sort of doubt...

"Uh...well, this just got extremely crazy, as well as dangerous...Well viewers, I don't think that there is any sort of doubt anymore is there?...So then, let me introduce, one Sofiya Pavlovna Irinovskaya...or as all of you diehard Black Lagoon fans know her more as, Balalaika and the leader of Hotel Moscow...Yes indeed viewers, this really is a very good and clear of case of being 'From Russia With Love' isn't it? Minus the 'Love' part that is. And for the record viewers, that was in fact an indirect reference to the James Bond movie, 'From Russia With Love.' You know the one right viewers, the same James Bond movie with the one and only Sir Sean Connery?...But anyway viewers, I think that this is more then a great place to end this chapter don't you? But don't worry yourselves viewers, as we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: August 12, 2018


Okay, so getting back to the current situation and the still ongoing fight at hand. And as a way for Angel Bluebell to help prepare herself and the rest of our allies for the eventual impending arrival of Balalaika and at least one other of the members of Hotel Moscow...

"Minna, we've got company, prepare yourselves!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to shoutout. Which since she had said her entire statement in Japanese, Balalaika wasn't able to understand what it was that Angel Bluebell had just said.

And sure enough...

"Comrade Sergeant, it would appear as though we have landed somewhere in Japan. Please remind me at some point to get a translator," The still audible voice of Balalaika then proceeded to speak up to the male that had most recently spoken to her with. Who was actually named Boris.

"Yes viewers, that is in fact one hundred percent true...Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers...yes, Balalaika's Comrade Sergeant as she calls him, is actually named Boris...And no viewers, I don't mean Boris Grishenko from the James Bond movie Goldeneye...Which by the way viewers, I have heard that the James Bond video game of the same name is quite the iconic one...Mind you, if you play as Oddjob, or you have at any point played as Oddjob in that game, then you're a complete and utter cheater...I mean after all viewers, the creator of the Goldeneye video game themselves even said that playing as Oddjob is cheating...Mind you, Nightfire is one of the other well known James Bond games...and so is Everything Or Nothing as well...Heck, even Agent Under Fire is a good one as well...You know, the one with Nigel Bloch as the main villain?...But anyway viewers, I think that that is...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to interject from just out of the frame of shot. Which like all of the other times that this has happened during Angel Bluebell fourth wall breaks, has now once again caused one of her eyes to now proceed to start visibly twitching again*"

"Hey, so Bluebell?...*Keiko proceeds to say to Angel Bluebell just out of the frame of shot. Which as Angel Bluebell proceeds to listen to how Keiko said her statement to Angel Bluebell. She then realized, that Keiko had said this statement of hers with a bit of fright and fear to her current tone*"

"What is it Keiko, can't you see I'm a little bit busy here? What could you possibly have to say, that would be important enough for you to proceed to interrupt me?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say, which she proceeds to say, while one of her eyes, is still currently proceeding to visibly twitch*"

"Excuse me, can you two help me? I seem to have gotten lost. Can either of you please tell me where I am exactly?...*A female who is currently wearing an obvious black and white maid outfit, now proceeds to come into the frame of shot. Which upon Angel Bluebell instantly realizing who she is. Her whole body now proceeds to instantly tense up. And she then proceeds to instinctively get into a battle ready stance, while not letting this girl in the maid outfit notice this*"

"Uh, no mam...can't say that either of us know either...And by the way, that is a very beautiful maid outfit that you're wearing...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while still very much holding her current battle ready stance. And while a look of slight fear, is also now somewhat noticeable on her face*"

And as for me and this current and most recent development...

"So by the way viewers, Zachary here by the way...So if you don't know who this girl is...then let me and Angel Bluebell both introduce you, to one Rosarita Cisneros...or as all of you diehard Black Lagoon anime fans know her more as...Roberta: The Unstoppable Chambermaid...or, as Balalaika knows her more as, The Bloodhound Of Florencia...So yea viewers, you should now pretty much realize exactly why Angel Bluebell is a bit on edge at the current moment...Because as Rock himself once said...She's like a killer robot from the future! And we don't have Schwarzenegger to help us out!...So like I said viewers, Roberta isn't the sort of assassin who you would want to get on her bad side in any sort of way...So let's just break down the current tale of the take at the moment shall we?...So we have Revy, Catherine, Balalaika, and now we have Roberta as well...Do you notice anything significant about these four women?...All four of them are the deadliest women in the Black Lagoon anime...And believe me viewers, when I say, that though none of them can wind up doing any sort of damage to us...that doesn't mean that that factor will wind up changing at some point later on...And what I mean by this viewers, is that magic, can sometimes be combined with things...Which is this case, is firearms, and bullets as well...Yes viewers, for an anime fanfiction first...We're going to be combining arms and ammunition, with the use of magic...Which will be done, in order to increase the damage potential tenfold...So viewers...I think that this is more then enough of a good place to end this current chapter...But don't worry viewers, as we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you there, okay?" Zachary proceeded to think to himself.

Which as usual, while he had been thinking this exact same thought. Zachary had also proceeded to briefly turn his eyesight, as well as his attention, slightly and briefly to the left of him, in order to briefly address the viewers.

Notes:

End Of Chapter 7

Chapter 8: Gurkhas And Kukri Knives!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, before I proceed with the chapter...Which as of right now, is still currently taking place in the Cardcaptors anime timeline...And like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: August 12, 2018


Okay, so getting back to the current situation and the still ongoing fight at hand. And as a way for Angel Bluebell to help prepare herself and the rest of our allies for the eventual impending arrival of Balalaika and at least one other of the members of Hotel Moscow...

"Minna, we've got company, prepare yourselves!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to shoutout. Which since she had said her entire statement in Japanese, Balalaika wasn't able to understand what it was that Angel Bluebell had just said.

And sure enough...

"Comrade Sergeant, it would appear as though we have landed somewhere in Japan. Please remind me at some point to get a translator," The still audible voice of Balalaika then proceeded to speak up to the male that had most recently spoken to her with. Who was actually named Boris.

"Yes viewers, that is in fact one hundred percent true...Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers...yes, Balalaika's Comrade Sergeant as she calls him, is actually named Boris...And no viewers, I don't mean Boris Grishenko from the James Bond movie Goldeneye...Which by the way viewers, I have heard that the James Bond video game of the same name is quite the iconic one...Mind you, if you play as Oddjob, or you have at any point played as Oddjob in that game, then you're a complete and utter cheater...I mean after all viewers, the creator of the Goldeneye video game themselves even said that playing as Oddjob is cheating...Mind you, Nightfire is one of the other well known James Bond games...and so is Everything Or Nothing as well...Heck, even Agent Under Fire is a good one as well...You know, the one with Nigel Bloch as the main villain?...But anyway viewers, I think that that is...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to interject from just out of the frame of shot. Which like all of the other times that this has happened during Angel Bluebell fourth wall breaks, has now once again caused one of her eyes to now proceed to start visibly twitching again*"

"Hey, so Bluebell?...*Keiko proceeds to say to Angel Bluebell just out of the frame of shot. Which as Angel Bluebell proceeds to listen to how Keiko said her statement to Angel Bluebell. She then realized, that Keiko had said this statement of hers with a bit of fright and fear to her current tone*"

"What is it Keiko, can't you see I'm a little bit busy here? What could you possibly have to say, that would be important enough for you to proceed to interrupt me?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say, which she proceeds to say, while one of her eyes, is still currently proceeding to visibly twitch*"

"Excuse me, can you two help me? I seem to have gotten lost. Can either of you please tell me where I am exactly?...*A female who is currently wearing an obvious black and white maid outfit, now proceeds to come into the frame of shot. Which upon Angel Bluebell instantly realizing who she is. Her whole body now proceeds to instantly tense up. And she then proceeds to instinctively get into a battle ready stance, while not letting this girl in the maid outfit notice this*"

"Uh, no mam...can't say that either of us know either...And by the way, that is a very beautiful maid outfit that you're wearing...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while still very much holding her current battle ready stance. And while a look of slight fear, is also now somewhat noticeable on her face*"

And as for me and this current and most recent development...

"So by the way viewers, Zachary here by the way...So if you don't know who this girl is...then let me and Angel Bluebell both introduce you, to one Rosarita Cisneros...or as all of you diehard Black Lagoon anime fans know her more as...Roberta: The Unstoppable Chambermaid...or, as Balalaika knows her more as, The Bloodhound Of Florencia...So yea viewers, you should now pretty much realize exactly why Angel Bluebell is a bit on edge at the current moment...Because as Rock himself once said...She's like a killer robot from the future! And we don't have Schwarzenegger to help us out!...So like I said viewers, Roberta isn't the sort of assassin who you would want to get on her bad side in any sort of way...So let's just break down the current tale of the take at the moment shall we?...So we have Revy, Catherine, Balalaika, and now we have Roberta as well...Do you notice anything significant about these four women?...All four of them are the deadliest women in the Black Lagoon anime...And believe me viewers, when I say, that though none of them can wind up doing any sort of damage to us...that doesn't mean that that factor will wind up changing at some point later on...And what I mean by this viewers, is that magic, can sometimes be combined with things...Which is this case, is firearms, and bullets as well...Yes viewers, for an anime fanfiction first...We're going to be combining arms and ammunition, with the use of magic...Which will be done, in order to increase the damage potential tenfold...So viewers...I think that this is more then enough of a good place to end this current chapter...But don't worry viewers, as we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you there, okay?" Zachary proceeded to think to himself.

Which as usual, while he had been thinking this exact same thought. Zachary had also proceeded to briefly turn his eyesight, as well as his attention, slightly and briefly to the left of him, in order to briefly address the viewers.

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: August 12, 2018


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand. Which was still currently with me, Revy, Rock, Benny, and Dutch. And the fact that we were still currently inside of our car. Which as it had just so happened during the last chapter, had now stopped having the multiple cloned girls fire the single shots from their respective flintlock pistols all over the car.

But, what was about to happen. That though Angel Bluebell and everyone else knew exactly what was about to happen to the car. And with regard to that very thing...

"Now then where are...Wait, why is the car currently disappearing around us?!" I then proceeded to shoutout from the backseat of the car. Which as it just so happened, had now proceeded to disappear around me, Revy, Rock, Benny, and Dutch.

And as for the aforementioned individuals that had fired those rounds. Which had caused the car to disappear...

"Now then, are you five now finally starting to understand and realize, that you're simply outmatched here?" All of the cloned girls now proceeded to say to me, Revy, Rock, Benny, and Dutch together in stereo.

But then, out of nowhere...

"Excuse me, can any of you please tell where I am please? I seem to be lost," A very somewhat offensive sounding female voice now suddenly started to speak up with.

And with neither Keiko or Angel Bluebell not even having to bother to turn around to realize who they were...

"Oh come on!...You can't be serious!...This has to be some sort of a joke right?!...Why is she here now?!...And out of all the people from the Black Lagoon anime?!...Okay viewers, for those of you who have had the luxury, of not realizing who this quite offensive sounding female character is from the Black Lagoon anime?...Let me now introduce, quite hesitantly and very sadly I might add..Shenhua...yes viewers, and as for those of you, who don't know what the issue is with having someone like Shenhua involved in all of this?...Or why this is very very bad?...Well, I think that you should go and look it up...Because you can't really understand, unless you learn to understand someone like Shenhua...But I can confirm this much viewers, she definitely does dual wield two Kukri Knives...You know viewers, the same Kukri Knives that are usually wielded by the Gurkhas?...As in the same Gurkhas that went against the French Foreign Legion in one of the season three episodes of Deadliest Warrior?...Now then viewers, why don't I just end things for all of you and me both here with my current thought based fourth wall break, and we just go right ahead, and just get on with the current chapter at hand now, okay?" Angel Bluebell proceeded to think to herself.

Which as usual, while she had been thinking this exact same thought. Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to briefly turn her eyesight, as well as her attention, slightly and briefly to the right of her, in order to once again proceed to briefly address the viewers.

Okay, so getting back to the current situation...

"You there, girl with long light blue hair, can you please tell where I am please?" The female now identified as Shenhua now proceeded to ask over to Angel Bluebell with.

And as for me...

"Oh wow...Bluebell is right about that viewers. Catherine here by the way viewers. But Bluebell is right about that, as Shenhua does sound very...uh...offensive...yeah, lets just go with that...So yea viewers, in case you all haven't realized it yet, Of Arms And Ammunition, has now merged with the universal fanfic timelines of Going In Completely Blind, Going In Almost Completely Blind, and A Certain Scientific Pair Of Railgun Aces...So viewers, in order for you all to get the overall picture, as to what has been happening...You are now required to go and read the three aforementioned fanfics...And no viewers, this is not something that you're allowed to refuse to do either. I mean after all, for those who don't know. The one and only Sailor Moon, Sakura Avalon, Momoko Hanasaki, and Mikoto Misaka, have all already joined forces with each other...Oh, I almost forgot to mention viewers, that a certain nine-tail fox ninja, a certain substitute soul reaper, and a band of straw hats, are going to be meeting each other for the first time very soon. But for now viewers, lets get back to the chapter at hand...now then viewers, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to make a very sexy cat pawing motion with one of my hands, and while a very sexy, devilish and evil looking smile is also present upon my face*"

And as for what her resulting response was going to be, that Angel Bluebell was going to say back to Shenhua in response? Well thankfully regard to that, Angel Bluebell wasn't going to need to give Shenhua any sort of response. Well, this was going to wind up the case for the moment at least. And as for why this was the case? Well about that...

"My my, aren't we a long way from home little miss..." Revy proceeded to attempt to say to Shenhua with.

But, with Angel Bluebell then realizing exactly what Revy was about to comment to Shenhua with knowing Revy's character and her usual and very offensive nickname for Shenhua...

"Revy, don't even think about saying another word of that statement of yours that you were about to say to Shenhua just now! Because as I am sure you haven't already noticed yet Revy, you're not exactly in your respective anime timeline anymore! And since these fanfics are going to need to be as family friendly as possible for the younger viewers that may or may not wind up reading these four fanfics. You are going to need to take your conversation with Shenhua out of the current frame of shot, if you are going to insist on continuing it! So Revy, would you like the rest of us to wait for the both you and Shenhua to do so? Or perhaps you would like...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this over to Revy in response. As she knew all too well what it was that she was about to say to Shenhua. And as such, this was exactly why they were going to need to take it out of the frame of shot. But unfortunately, Revy then proceeded to quickly get quite irritated. Which was immediately identified by the now extremely pissed off looking expression that had now become present upon Revy's face. Which then prompted Revy to reach for one of her currently holstered and modified Beretta 92FM Sword Cutlass Pistols with their signature saber grips. To which she then proceeds to point it directly at Angel Bluebell*"

But then, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded, to once again let out yet another very audible sigh from her mouth. Which she had also proceeded to do while both of her eyes were closed...

"Really Revy? Do you really want to go and waste more of your ammunition? Because as I am sure you have already learned to well from just the last chapter...Your bullets can't land a scratch on me...Which reminds me...Catherine, can you please perhaps talk to your sister and perhaps keep her a bit more in check?...Because while bullets don't have any sort of effect on me...What will wind up most likely resulting from you firing upon me like you're about to do...Is that it will only wind up having the rest of my allies that are currently present, to then label you as a present threat...And while I might be lenient, my allies probably won't be as much...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this. Which as she proceeded to say it, then caused Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, Super Sailor Pluto, Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, and Angel Salvia, to all instinctively proceed to get into battle ready stances*...Now then Revy, do you really want to go and do this?...Because once you do, it will be out of my hands...So do yourself a favor here, and holster your weapon...And trust me, you will get your chance to fight...*Angel Bluebell proceeded to say this, in the most polite and kindest tone of voice that she could possibly say her current statement. Which thankfully, after a couple more seconds, Revy then proceeds to holster her Beretta. Which in turn, then caused Angel Bluebell to then breath a brief sigh of relief*"

"Oh sure Bluebell, let me just go and tell my violent and completely insane sister to not point her gun at whomever she wants, and then risk getting her pissed at me! Yea, that's a bold strategy there Cotton, and no, it would not work out for me. And by the way viewers, that was an indirect reference to the movie Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story...Now then viewers, lets now get back to the story once again, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to make a very sexy cat pawing motion with one of my hands, and while a very sexy, devilish and evil looking smile is also present upon my face*"

But then, just after Angel Bluebell had gone and let out her brief sigh of relief...

"Twelfth Bullet:..." The Kurumi clones wound up all starting to exclaim together in unison. Which as the respective Zafkiel Victorian clock faces behind them all began to briefly shine. And they each then proceed too raise one of their respective flintlock pistols straight up towards the twelve, or the XII on the large clock face of their respective Zafkiel clock faces.

But, just as the Kurumi clones had proceeded to finish raising one of their respective flintlock pistols toward the XII on Zafkiel's large Victorian clock face...

"My god, all you girls annoying. So how about shut up for a little bit okay?" Shenhua now proceeded to speak up with. Which as she proceeded to say this statement of hers. She also then proceeded to throw, and then launch one of her Kukri Knives towards the XII on the front most Kurumi clones XII on their respective Zafkiel's Victorian clock face.

And though Angel Bluebell wasn't really expecting anything to happen. Something actually did wind up happening. As the Kukri Knife that Shenhua had just launched, actually wound up embedding itself in the XII on the very top of the Kurumi clones Victorian Zafkiel clock face. And the resulting impact, actually wound up resulting in a crack forming and then branching out over the entire XII. Which briefly thereafter, had then caused it to shatter apart completely. And also, had caused all of the other XII roman numerals on all of the other Zafkiel Victorian clock faces of the other Kurumi clones, to then also proceed to crack. To which the cracks on these XII roman numerals also proceeded to branch out, and then completely shatter the XII roman numerals.

Which not surprisingly, with having now witnessed this, had now resulted in a look of complete surprise and shock, to then find its way onto Angel Bluebells face.

And, with Angel Bluebell now currently wanting to try and figure out more as to what had just happened and how it had happened...

"So Shenhua, if you don't mind me asking you, how did you manage to do that just now?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to ask Shenhua. Which she had proceeded to ask Shenhua this question, while both of Angel Bluebells eyes were currently nothing but small black dots on her face at the current moment. Which was an anime sort of way to help indicate, that she was still currently very dumbfounded, with how Shenhua had just been able to not only shatter and damage one of the numbers of Zafkiel's clock face. But as a result, this had now completely robbed the Kurumi clones of the use of that particular bullet from Zafkiel's number bullet arsenal.

And as for Shenhua's response back to Angel Bluebell...

"Oh that easy, I speak to guy at weird pink colored cafe before got here, he help me out very much," Shenhua proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response. Which without even having to press for more information, Angel Bluebell now realized, that before Shenhua had ended up here with the rest of us. At some point, she had wound up at Cafe Mew Mew. Which with Angel Bluebell knowing all too well of the magic based gadgets that were there on a regular basis. She just simply wound up resigning herself to the fact, that whatever they had done to improve the overall damage potential of Shenhua's Kukri Knives, had done the trick.

"And speaking of which viewers...Angel Bluebell here again by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, I think that you will find, that what they wound up giving to Shenhua when she was over at Cafe Mew Mew, will wind up playing a very big role, in what is still to come...So viewers, be on the lookout for that...But anyway viewers, I think that this is more then a great place to end this chapter don't you? But don't worry yourselves viewers, as we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

"Indeed Bluebell, well said by the way...Keiko here by the way viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceed to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter...So as usual viewers, and as Angel Bluebell just stated herself...we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see all of you lot there...okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 8

Chapter 9: The Dismantling And Scrapping Of Zafkiel Begins! (Part 1)

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, first as usual viewers, a chapter recap is in mind...So viewers, with that in mind...lets get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, shall we?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: August 12, 2018


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand. Which was still currently with me, Revy, Rock, Benny, and Dutch. And the fact that we were still currently inside of their car. Which as it had just so happened during the last chapter, had now stopped having the multiple cloned girls fire the single shots from their respective flintlock pistols all over the car.

But, what was about to happen. That though Angel Bluebell and everyone else knew exactly what was about to happen to the car. And with regard to that very thing...

"Now then where are...Wait, why is the car currently disappearing around us?!" I then proceeded to shoutout from the backseat of the car. Which as it just so happened, had now proceeded to disappear around me, Revy, Rock, Benny, and Dutch.

And as for the aforementioned individuals that had fired those rounds. Which had caused the car to disappear...

"Now then, are you five now finally starting to understand and realize, that you're simply outmatched here?" All of the cloned girls now proceeded to say to me, Revy, Rock, Benny, and Dutch together in stereo.

But then, out of nowhere...

"Excuse me, can any of you please tell where I am please? I seem to be lost," A very somewhat offensive sounding female voice now suddenly started to speak up with.

And with neither Keiko or Angel Bluebell not even having to bother to turn around to realize who they were...

"Oh come on!...You can't be serious!...This has to be some sort of a joke right?!...Why is she here now?!...And out of all the people from the Black Lagoon anime?!...Okay viewers, for those of you who have had the luxury, of not realizing who this quite offensive sounding female character is from the Black Lagoon anime?...Let me now introduce, quite hesitantly and very sadly I might add..Shenhua...yes viewers, and as for those of you, who don't know what the issue is with having someone like Shenhua involved in all of this?...Or why this is very very bad?...Well, I think that you should go and look it up...Because you can't really understand, unless you learn to understand someone like Shenhua...But I can confirm this much viewers, she definitely does dual wield two Kukri Knives...You know viewers, the same Kukri Knives that are usually wielded by the Gurkhas?...As in the same Gurkhas that went against the French Foreign Legion in one of the season three episodes of Deadliest Warrior?...Now then viewers, why don't I just end things for all of you and me both here with my current thought based fourth wall break, and we just go right ahead, and just get on with the current chapter at hand now, okay?" Angel Bluebell proceeded to think to herself.

Which as usual, while she had been thinking this exact same thought. Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to briefly turn her eyesight, as well as her attention, slightly and briefly to the right of her, in order to once again proceed to briefly address the viewers.

Okay, so getting back to the current situation...

"You there, girl with long light blue hair, can you please tell where I am please?" The female now identified as Shenhua now proceeded to ask over to Angel Bluebell with.

And as for me...

"Oh wow...Bluebell is right about that viewers. Catherine here by the way viewers. But Bluebell is right about that, as Shenhua does sound very...uh...offensive...yeah, lets just go with that...So yea viewers, in case you all haven't realized it yet, Of Arms And Ammunition, has now merged with the universal fanfic timelines of Going In Completely Blind, Going In Almost Completely Blind, and A Certain Scientific Pair Of Railgun Aces...So viewers, in order for you all to get the overall picture, as to what has been happening...You are now required to go and read the three aforementioned fanfics...And no viewers, this is not something that you're allowed to refuse to do either. I mean after all, for those who don't know. The one and only Sailor Moon, Sakura Avalon, Momoko Hanasaki, and Mikoto Misaka, have all already joined forces with each other...Oh, I almost forgot to mention viewers, that a certain nine-tail fox ninja, a certain substitute soul reaper, and a band of straw hats, are going to be meeting each other for the first time very soon. But for now viewers, lets get back to the chapter at hand...now then viewers, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to make a very sexy cat pawing motion with one of my hands, and while a very sexy, devilish and evil looking smile is also present upon my face*"

And as for what her resulting response was going to be, that Angel Bluebell was going to say back to Shenhua in response? Well thankfully regard to that, Angel Bluebell wasn't going to need to give Shenhua any sort of response. Well, this was going to wind up the case for the moment at least. And as for why this was the case? Well about that...

"My my, aren't we a long way from home little miss..." Revy proceeded to attempt to say to Shenhua with.

But, with Angel Bluebell then realizing exactly what Revy was about to comment to Shenhua with knowing Revy's character and her usual and very offensive nickname for Shenhua...

"Revy, don't even think about saying another word of that statement of yours that you were about to say to Shenhua just now! Because as I am sure you haven't already noticed yet Revy, you're not exactly in your respective anime timeline anymore! And since these fanfics are going to need to be as family friendly as possible for the younger viewers that may or may not wind up reading these four fanfics. You are going to need to take your conversation with Shenhua out of the current frame of shot, if you are going to insist on continuing it! So Revy, would you like the rest of us to wait for the both you and Shenhua to do so? Or perhaps you would like...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this over to Revy in response. As she knew all too well what it was that she was about to say to Shenhua. And as such, this was exactly why they were going to need to take it out of the frame of shot. But unfortunately, Revy then proceeded to quickly get quite irritated. Which was immediately identified by the now extremely pissed off looking expression that had now become present upon Revy's face. Which then prompted Revy to reach for one of her currently holstered and modified Beretta 92FM Sword Cutlass Pistols with their signature saber grips. To which she then proceeds to point it directly at Angel Bluebell*"

But then, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded, to once again let out yet another very audible sigh from her mouth. Which she had also proceeded to do while both of her eyes were closed...

"Really Revy? Do you really want to go and waste more of your ammunition? Because as I am sure you have already learned to well from just the last chapter...Your bullets can't land a scratch on me...Which reminds me...Catherine, can you please perhaps talk to your sister and perhaps keep her a bit more in check?...Because while bullets don't have any sort of effect on me...What will wind up most likely resulting from you firing upon me like you're about to do...Is that it will only wind up having the rest of my allies that are currently present, to then label you as a present threat...And while I might be lenient, my allies probably won't be as much...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this. Which as she proceeded to say it, then caused Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, Super Sailor Pluto, Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, and Angel Salvia, to all instinctively proceed to get into battle ready stances*...Now then Revy, do you really want to go and do this?...Because once you do, it will be out of my hands...So do yourself a favor here, and holster your weapon...And trust me, you will get your chance to fight...*Angel Bluebell proceeded to say this, in the most polite and kindest tone of voice that she could possibly say her current statement. Which thankfully, after a couple more seconds, Revy then proceeds to holster her Beretta. Which in turn, then caused Angel Bluebell to then breath a brief sigh of relief*"

"Oh sure Bluebell, let me just go and tell my violent and completely insane sister to not point her gun at whomever she wants, and then risk getting her pissed at me! Yea, that's a bold strategy there Cotton, and no, it would not work out for me. And by the way viewers, that was an indirect reference to the movie Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story...Now then viewers, lets now get back to the story once again, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while also proceeding to make a very sexy cat pawing motion with one of my hands, and while a very sexy, devilish and evil looking smile is also present upon my face*"

But then, just after Angel Bluebell had gone and let out her brief sigh of relief...

"Twelfth Bullet:..." The Kurumi clones wound up all starting to exclaim together in unison. Which as the respective Zafkiel Victorian clock faces behind them all began to briefly shine. And they each then proceed too raise one of their respective flintlock pistols straight up towards the twelve, or the XII on the large clock face of their respective Zafkiel clock faces.

But, just as the Kurumi clones had proceeded to finish raising one of their respective flintlock pistols toward the XII on Zafkiel's large Victorian clock face...

"My god, all you girls annoying. So how about shut up for a little bit okay?" Shenhua now proceeded to speak up with. Which as she proceeded to say this statement of hers. She also then proceeded to throw, and then launch one of her Kukri Knives towards the XII on the front most Kurumi clones XII on their respective Zafkiel's Victorian clock face.

And though Angel Bluebell wasn't really expecting anything to happen. Something actually did wind up happening. As the Kukri Knife that Shenhua had just launched, actually wound up embedding itself in the XII on the very top of the Kurumi clones Victorian Zafkiel clock face. And the resulting impact, actually wound up resulting in a crack forming and then branching out over the entire XII. Which briefly thereafter, had then caused it to shatter apart completely. And also, had caused all of the other XII roman numerals on all of the other Zafkiel Victorian clock faces of the other Kurumi clones, to then also proceed to crack. To which the cracks on these XII roman numerals also proceeded to branch out, and then completely shatter the XII roman numerals.

Which not surprisingly, with having now witnessed this, had now resulted in a look of complete surprise and shock, to then find its way onto Angel Bluebells face.

And, with Angel Bluebell now currently wanting to try and figure out more as to what had just happened and how it had happened...

"So Shenhua, if you don't mind me asking you, how did you manage to do that just now?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to ask Shenhua. Which she had proceeded to ask Shenhua this question, while both of Angel Bluebells eyes were currently nothing but small black dots on her face at the current moment. Which was an anime sort of way to help indicate, that she was still currently very dumbfounded, with how Shenhua had just been able to not only shatter and damage one of the numbers of Zafkiel's clock face. But as a result, this had now completely robbed the Kurumi clones of the use of that particular bullet from Zafkiel's number bullet arsenal.

And as for Shenhua's response back to Angel Bluebell...

"Oh that easy, I speak to guy at weird pink colored cafe before got here, he help me out very much," Shenhua proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response. Which without even having to press for more information, Angel Bluebell now realized, that before Shenhua had ended up here with the rest of us. At some point, she had wound up at Cafe Mew Mew. Which with Angel Bluebell knowing all too well of the magic based gadgets that were there on a regular basis. She just simply wound up resigning herself to the fact, that whatever they had done to improve the overall damage potential of Shenhua's Kukri Knives, had done the trick.

"And speaking of which viewers...Angel Bluebell here again by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, I think that you will find, that what they wound up giving to Shenhua when she was over at Cafe Mew Mew, will wind up playing a very big role, in what is still to come...So viewers, be on the lookout for that...But anyway viewers, I think that this is more then a great place to end this chapter don't you? But don't worry yourselves viewers, as we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

"Indeed Bluebell, well said by the way...Keiko here by the way viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceed to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter...So as usual viewers, and as Angel Bluebell just stated herself...we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see all of you lot there...okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: August 12, 2018


Okay, so getting back to the current situation and the still ongoing fight at hand...

"Damn you, you knife wielding psycho! How dare you go and damage my beloved Zafkiel!" The Kurumi clones now proceeded to all say to Shenhua in response, and also in stereo.

And then...

"Really Kurumi? You're calling Shenhua a psycho? Well that is just yet another classic case and example, of the pot calling the kettle black then isn't it?...Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...But on the similar subject of that...Hey Quintaphract?...So tell me, how is it that a sad Aussie clown such as yourself, that wound up getting so mad for having been rightfully called out for defending a fellow troll...Just how is it that you're just so daft, and not too mention extremely delusional...that you somehow wound up fabricating into your mind, that you weren't the instigator?...I mean seriously?...And for the record viewers, I thought that Vitaly was lacking common sense...Which on the subject of that...hey Vitaly?...How goes that imminent prison sentence of yours?...I know, really is shocking isn't it?...That if you're a deliberate menace to the society at large, then you will wind up getting repercussions...Wow, who'd have thought that such a thing was actually going to happen to you? I mean after all, you sure as heck did...But you decided to basically say, 'nah I'll just fafo and deal with any repercussions later.'...So Vitaly, how'd that go?...You know, since you're facing at least 24 years in prison and all?...You know, it is almost as if being a nuisance streamer, doesn't have any sort of upside?...Oh wait, that is exactly the case!...Oh, and Johnny Somali?...Don't think that I haven't forgotten about you either...So Johnny, how goes that mandatory and impending prison sentence of yours?...You know, since you somehow thought it was a good idea to do a series of moronic decisions with using deepfake?...Fun fact viewers, the use of deepfake in South Korea, carries a mandatory minimum prison sentence of seven years...So a big round of applause to you Johnny Boy...You have succeeded in achieving levels of lack of common sense, that I didn't even think were humanly possible...But anyway viewer, I think that that is more enough of me shaming nuisance streamers and trolls...So then, what do you say, that we get right back on with the current chapter at hand now...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from Angel Bluebells current fourth wall break moment, and back to the current situation at hand...

"You can just keep quiet! As we weren't talking to you the last time that we checked!" The Kurumi clones proceeded to angrily shout over to Angel Bluebell with in response.

And as for Angel Bluebells response back...

"Sorry, were you still talking? I lost you after you said 'you.' And the last time I checked Kurumi, you're now down one of your twelve bullets that you can use off of Zafkiel. So stand down Kurumi, as this will be your first and only warning," Angel Bluebell proceeded to say over to the Kurumi clones in response.

And as usual, Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say this statement of hers over to the Kurumi clones in response. All while she had an all too familiar witty, and also very smug looking smirk on her face at the current moment.

And then, and though yet not at all surprising...

"Okay, so you really want to die that badly huh?! Okay, then this street, will now wind up being your grave!" The Kurumi clones wound up yelling quite angrily in stereo back over to Angel Bluebell in response.

But then, with regard to Angel Bluebells response back to the Kurumi clones...

"You know something Kurumi? Someone wound up saying a similar threat based statement to what you just said to me. Would you like to know what wound up eventually happening to them? Or rather, what wound up happening to it? I mean after all viewers, I am of course talking about one Sailor Galaxia, and the entity of pure evil known as Chaos...Now then viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this. Only once again, just like every other time that this has already happened. Someone now proceeds to speak up during her current fourth wall break moment. Which in turn, and also not surprisingly, has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes to now once again start to visibly start to twitch again*"

"Wait, you're joking right Bluebell? You? Went against Galaxia? Well that is a clear and obvious joke if I've ever...*I now proceeded speak up with saying this to Angel Bluebell. Which I had also proceeded to speak up with saying to Angel Bluebell, while a devilish and also smug looking smirk was also currently present upon my face. Which was helping to indicate, that I didn't exactly believe what Angel Bluebell had just gone and said. Well, this wasn't going to be the case for very much longer*"

"*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to let out a very audible sounding sigh from her mouth while she also proceeds to temporarily close both of her eyes. To which she then proceeds to speak up, and thus cut me off mid sentence*...Oh believe me Catherine, it is definitely not a joke...I mean, if you're in doubt about it...Then why don't you ask any of the Sailor Senshi that are currently present about whether or not I speak the truth?...Actually you know what Catherine? I think that I will just go and save you the trouble, and do that right now...Hey Pluto?...Tell me, did we go against Galaxia at least three times after she originally fought against you and the rest of the Senshi?...Or is it as Catherine has so wrongly stated, that it is somehow some kind of 'clear and obvious joke,' as she says?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this to Super Sailor Pluto. To which while she proceeds to ask this question over to Super Sailor Pluto. Angel Bluebell had also proceed to turn her head and eyesight around slightly to face her*"

And without having to say very much in response, Super Sailor Pluto just simply wound up nodding, and wound up saying the following...

"Yes, it's true Bluebell...we did in fact go against Galaxia at least three times, when not counting her original fight against us at Ginga Tv...*Super Sailor Pluto proceed to say this. While her usual kind and soft looking expression was also present as well on her face*"

But then, just after Super Sailor Pluto had finished saying her statement back to Angel Bluebell in response...

"Alright enough of your meaningless conversing! Time for you all to die!" The Kurumi clones wound up shouting quite angrily in stereo over to Angel Bluebell and Sailor Pluto in response.

And as for the Kurumi clones and their attempted response just shortly after they had said their response in stereo back to Angel Bluebell and Sailor Pluto...

"Third Bullet:..." The Kurumi clones wound up all starting to exclaim together in unison. Which as the respective Zafkiel Victorian clock faces behind them all began to briefly shine. And they each then proceed too raise one of their respective flintlock pistols in their left hand straight outwards to the three, or the III roman numeral number on the large clock face of their respective Zafkiel clock faces.

But, just as the Kurumi clones had proceeded to finish raising one of their respective flintlock pistols toward the III roman numeral number on Zafkiel's large Victorian clock face...

"You all still very annoying. Please shut up for bit longer okay?" Shenhua now proceeded to speak up with. Which as she proceeded to say this statement of hers. She also then proceeded to once again throw, and then launch one of her Kukri Knives towards the III roman numeral number on the Zafkiel Victorian clock face of the Kurumi clone had been standing next to the one that she had hit the XII roman numeral number on in the last chapter.

And just like in the last chapter, once the Kukri Knife that Shenhua had just launched, actually wound up embedding itself in the III roman numeral number on the left hand side of the Kurumi clones Victorian Zafkiel clock face. And the resulting impact, just like last time had once again wound up resulting in a crack forming and then branching out over the entire III. Which briefly thereafter, had then caused it to shatter apart completely. And also, had caused all of the other III roman numerals on all of the other Zafkiel Victorian clock faces of the other Kurumi clones, to then also proceed to crack. To which the cracks on these III roman numerals also proceeded to branch out, and then completely shatter the III roman numerals.

And as for Angel Bluebells response...

"Nice shot there Shenhua. So then Kurumi that is now two bullets of Zafkiel's number bullet arsenal down. So Kurumi, how many more do you think you'll need to lose, before you finally wind up realizing, that it is in fact you and Kaito, who are the ones that are actually outmatched here?...Oh right, Angle Bluebell by the way here viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, I think that this is once again more then a great enough of a place to end this current chapter don't you? But don't worry yourselves viewers, as we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

"Indeed Bluebell, well said by the way...Keiko here by the way viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as Angel Bluebell stated, this does now in fact mark the end of this particular chapter...So as usual viewers, and as Angel Bluebell also just stated herself...we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see all of you lot there...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 9

Chapter 10: The Dismantling And Scrapping Of Zafkiel Continues! (Part 2)

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, before I proceed with the chapter...Which as of right now, is still currently taking place in the Cardcaptors anime timeline...And as usual viewers...a chapter recap is in order...So then viewers, lets get on with that now, shall we?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: August 12, 2018


Okay, so getting back to the current situation and the still ongoing fight at hand...

"Damn you, you knife wielding psycho! How dare you go and damage my beloved Zafkiel!" The Kurumi clones now proceeded to all say to Shenhua in response, and also in stereo.

And then...

"Really Kurumi? You're calling Shenhua a psycho? Well that is just yet another classic case and example, of the pot calling the kettle black then isn't it?...Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...But on the similar subject of that...Hey Quintaphract?...So tell me, how is it that a sad Aussie clown such as yourself, that wound up getting so mad for having been rightfully called out for defending a fellow troll...Just how is it that you're just so daft, and not too mention extremely delusional...that you somehow wound up fabricating into your mind, that you weren't the instigator?...I mean seriously?...And for the record viewers, I thought that Vitaly was lacking common sense...Which on the subject of that...hey Vitaly?...How goes that imminent prison sentence of yours?...I know, really is shocking isn't it?...That if you're a deliberate menace to the society at large, then you will wind up getting repercussions...Wow, who'd have thought that such a thing was actually going to happen to you? I mean after all, you sure as heck did...But you decided to basically say, 'nah I'll just fafo and deal with any repercussions later.'...So Vitaly, how'd that go?...You know, since you're facing at least 24 years in prison and all?...You know, it is almost as if being a nuisance streamer, doesn't have any sort of upside?...Oh wait, that is exactly the case!...Oh, and Johnny Somali?...Don't think that I haven't forgotten about you either...So Johnny, how goes that mandatory and impending prison sentence of yours?...You know, since you somehow thought it was a good idea to do a series of moronic decisions with using deepfake?...Fun fact viewers, the use of deepfake in South Korea, carries a mandatory minimum prison sentence of seven years...So a big round of applause to you Johnny Boy...You have succeeded in achieving levels of lack of common sense, that I didn't even think were humanly possible...But anyway viewer, I think that that is more enough of me shaming nuisance streamers and trolls...So then, what do you say, that we get right back on with the current chapter at hand now...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from Angel Bluebells current fourth wall break moment, and back to the current situation at hand...

"You can just keep quiet! As we weren't talking to you the last time that we checked!" The Kurumi clones proceeded to angrily shout over to Angel Bluebell with in response.

And as for Angel Bluebells response back...

"Sorry, were you still talking? I lost you after you said 'you.' And the last time I checked Kurumi, you're now down one of your twelve bullets that you can use off of Zafkiel. So stand down Kurumi, as this will be your first and only warning," Angel Bluebell proceeded to say over to the Kurumi clones in response.

And as usual, Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say this statement of hers over to the Kurumi clones in response. All while she had an all too familiar witty, and also very smug looking smirk on her face at the current moment.

And then, and though yet not at all surprising...

"Okay, so you really want to die that badly huh?! Okay, then this street, will now wind up being your grave!" The Kurumi clones wound up yelling quite angrily in stereo back over to Angel Bluebell in response.

But then, with regard to Angel Bluebells response back to the Kurumi clones...

"You know something Kurumi? Someone wound up saying a similar threat based statement to what you just said to me. Would you like to know what wound up eventually happening to them? Or rather, what wound up happening to it? I mean after all viewers, I am of course talking about one Sailor Galaxia, and the entity of pure evil known as Chaos...Now then viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this. Only once again, just like every other time that this has already happened. Someone now proceeds to speak up during her current fourth wall break moment. Which in turn, and also not surprisingly, has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes to now once again start to visibly start to twitch again*"

"Wait, you're joking right Bluebell? You? Went against Galaxia? Well that is a clear and obvious joke if I've ever...*I now proceeded speak up with saying this to Angel Bluebell. Which I had also proceeded to speak up with saying to Angel Bluebell, while a devilish and also smug looking smirk was also currently present upon my face. Which was helping to indicate, that I didn't exactly believe what Angel Bluebell had just gone and said. Well, this wasn't going to be the case for very much longer*"

"*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to let out a very audible sounding sigh from her mouth while she also proceeds to temporarily close both of her eyes. To which she then proceeds to speak up, and thus cut me off mid sentence*...Oh believe me Catherine, it is definitely not a joke...I mean, if you're in doubt about it...Then why don't you ask any of the Sailor Senshi that are currently present about whether or not I speak the truth?...Actually you know what Catherine? I think that I will just go and save you the trouble, and do that right now...Hey Pluto?...Tell me, did we go against Galaxia at least three times after she originally fought against you and the rest of the Senshi?...Or is it as Catherine has so wrongly stated, that it is somehow some kind of 'clear and obvious joke,' as she says?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this to Super Sailor Pluto. To which while she proceeds to ask this question over to Super Sailor Pluto. Angel Bluebell had also proceed to turn her head and eyesight around slightly to face her*"

And without having to say very much in response, Super Sailor Pluto just simply wound up nodding, and wound up saying the following...

"Yes, it's true Bluebell...we did in fact go against Galaxia at least three times, when not counting her original fight against us at Ginga Tv...*Super Sailor Pluto proceed to say this. While her usual kind and soft looking expression was also present as well on her face*"

But then, just after Super Sailor Pluto had finished saying her statement back to Angel Bluebell in response...

"Alright enough of your meaningless conversing! Time for you all to die!" The Kurumi clones wound up shouting quite angrily in stereo over to Angel Bluebell and Sailor Pluto in response.

And as for the Kurumi clones and their attempted response just shortly after they had said their response in stereo back to Angel Bluebell and Sailor Pluto...

"Third Bullet:..." The Kurumi clones wound up all starting to exclaim together in unison. Which as the respective Zafkiel Victorian clock faces behind them all began to briefly shine. And they each then proceed too raise one of their respective flintlock pistols in their left hand straight outwards to the three, or the III roman numeral number on the large clock face of their respective Zafkiel clock faces.

But, just as the Kurumi clones had proceeded to finish raising one of their respective flintlock pistols toward the III roman numeral number on Zafkiel's large Victorian clock face...

"You all still very annoying. Please shut up for bit longer okay?" Shenhua now proceeded to speak up with. Which as she proceeded to say this statement of hers. She also then proceeded to once again throw, and then launch one of her Kukri Knives towards the III roman numeral number on the Zafkiel Victorian clock face of the Kurumi clone had been standing next to the one that she had hit the XII roman numeral number on in the last chapter.

And just like in the last chapter, once the Kukri Knife that Shenhua had just launched, actually wound up embedding itself in the III roman numeral number on the left hand side of the Kurumi clones Victorian Zafkiel clock face. And the resulting impact, just like last time had once again wound up resulting in a crack forming and then branching out over the entire III. Which briefly thereafter, had then caused it to shatter apart completely. And also, had caused all of the other III roman numerals on all of the other Zafkiel Victorian clock faces of the other Kurumi clones, to then also proceed to crack. To which the cracks on these III roman numerals also proceeded to branch out, and then completely shatter the III roman numerals.

And as for Angel Bluebells response...

"Nice shot there Shenhua. So then Kurumi that is now two bullets of Zafkiel's number bullet arsenal down. So Kurumi, how many more do you think you'll need to lose, before you finally wind up realizing, that it is in fact you and Kaito, who are the ones that are actually outmatched here?...Oh right, Angle Bluebell by the way here viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, I think that this is once again more then a great enough of a place to end this current chapter don't you? But don't worry yourselves viewers, as we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

"Indeed Bluebell, well said by the way...Keiko here by the way viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as Angel Bluebell stated, this does now in fact mark the end of this particular chapter...So as usual viewers, and as Angel Bluebell also just stated herself...we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see all of you lot there...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: August 12, 2018


Okay, so getting back to the current situation and the still ongoing fight at hand…

"Finally we found you guys…Hey there Bluebell, long time no see," the unmistakable voice of Erza Scarlet proceeded to call out to Angel Bluebell from just slightly over to her right.

And, as for who else was currently with her…

"Seriously Ezra? We couldn't have just taken something else other then walking here?" The unmistakable voice of Wendy Marvell proceeded to say to Erza in response with.

And as for Angel Bluebells response back to what Wendy had just said…

"Hold on a second here Wendy, don't you and Natsu get nauseated on any form of transport, that isn't Happy or Carla? Which by the way viewers…Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But you see viewers thing is, that this is unfortunately a the exact and one hundred percent downside that was present for both Natsu and Wendy the Fairy Tail anime canon timeline, with to regard to both Natsu and Wendy. Which apparently was only the case with the first generation of dragon slayers. While those fifth generation dragon slayers such as Kiria of the Diabolos Guild. This is something that is not the case. But anyway, onto a different and yet similar topic for the current moment...Mizzy?...How goes those so called 'pranks' that you thought were somehow funny to do on people in Belgium?...I mean honestly, who gets up in the morning, and basically says to themselves...'alright, another day for me to be a potential nuisance and overall burden to the society at large'...I mean are you seriously that much of a daft imbecile?...You know what I think Mizzy?...I think that you knew it was a very wrong and unlawful thing for you to do...But instead you decided to basically say, 'well, I know this is wrong, but I am just going to deal with the repercussions when they happen...'...Which surprise surprise Mizzy, that is exactly what wound up happening to you...Because as of now viewers, Mizzy is facing up to 24.5 years behind bars...And to be completely honest Mizzy? I am really hoping that the judge winds up throwing the book at your daft mug...So Belgium, please go right ahead and make an example out of that bellend...You know?...The same way that the Philippines is making an example out of Vitaly?...These nuisance streamers need to learn that there are repercussions for their unlawful actions...Which reminds me...hey JJ?...How is everyone's least favorite, washed up and an all around pathetic excuse for a rapper doing?...And I say this JJ, because anyone who winds up justifiably making fun of you...You, like those of Logan Paul, and Jimmy 'Lucifer' Donaldson...Will do what is commonly referred to, as 'the crybaby defense'...So Jimmy, and you as well Logan...do you know what karma is?...Because as far as me, and everyone else is concerned, you three along with JJ, are cooked...Oh, and one more thing...Hey puremichigan?...Just letting you know, that it was a very poor move on your part to attempt to defend a fellow toxic troll...Oh I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?...Well to be honest puremichigan, you deserve to be put on blast for having done that...I mean after all viewers...as Harry said in the movie Kingsman: The Secret Service...Manners...Maketh...Man...Which by the way puremichigan...you essentially lack any sort of manners and any sort of basic common sense at all...Because if you did in fact have either or both of those things, then you wouldn't have bothered to attempt to intrude into a conversation that wasn't yours to begin with...And also by the way, it was a conversation, that you didn't know the full context to...So that unfortunately, for you that is...makes you the daft burk in this case...But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for now...So, what do you say that we finally get back to the chapter at hand...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand...

"Hey, we're not done with you here! What gives you the right to ignore us!" Bambietta Basterbine proceeded to shout quite angrily over to Angel Bluebell with in response.

Which not surprisingly, with regard to Angel Bluebells response back to Bambietta...

"So Little Miss Bambi, do you really want my attention that badly? Just how much lack of attention did your parents...." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say over to Bambietta Basterbine with. The only trouble was, Little Miss Bambi then decided to proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence. Which not surprisingly, had now caused one of her eyes to then proceed to start visibly twitching again.

But thankfully...

"Okay brat, you talk too much. Now do us all favor and shut mouth for while okay?" Shenhua now proceeded to speak up to Bambietta with in response.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Alright Two Hands, you and Double Tap are up! So please do go and show Little Miss Bambi and her band of utter misfits here, just how lethal the both of you can be? And as for the lack of damage potential your bullets currently have on them? Sakura? Zachary? I think that they both are in need of a magical boost don't you? I think that the use of both the Shadow Card and the Dash Card should be more then enough to increase the speed and damage potential of their guns as well as their ammunition...And by the way viewers, this is going to be a first...As this is what happens, when you merge magic, into something such as arms and ammunition," Angel Bluebell proceeded to say over to Zachary and Sakura.

Which as usual, during while she had been saying this statement. Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to briefly turn both her attention and eyesight, slightly to the left of her, in order to briefly address the viewers.

But as for me...

"Wait, what did Bluebell just say?! She did say that just now right?! Catherine here again by the way. So wait, then that would mean that...Well, now I can see why those staffs that they had both been holding, seemed somewhat familiar. So yeah viewers, let me introduce you all, to the one and only Sakura Kinomoto, or Avalon, depending on which of the Dubs of Cardcaptor Sakura you watch. Yes viewers, one of the other versions of myself. Which there are three of them other then me in total. So viewers, we have Zachary, fellow Cardcaptor and Sakura's brother, though not by his choice, as he was sort of thrown into it alongside her out of the blue. Angel Bluebell, Love Angel, Magical girl, sister of one Momoko Hanasaki, or Wedding Peach as some of you know her more as. And finally, Keiko 'Lucky Strike' Misaka, a third ranked Level 5 Electromaster. And, the sister to one Mikoto Misaka, the one and only Railgun, and like her sister Misaka, Keiko is also The Ace Of Tokiwadai. Oh, and you also have the Sailor Senshi. You know who Sailor Moon is don't you? I mean, who hasn't...But, more importantly viewers, Eternal Sailor Moon. As the universal timeline of Going In Completely Blind, is currently about 5 years since the first, and what was supposed to be the last fight against Sailor Galaxia, at the end of Sailor Stars. But anyway viewers, I think that that is enough of my ramblings for now. So what do you say, that we get back to the current chapter at hand, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while also once again proceeding to sexily meow, as well as make a sexy cat pawing motion with one of my hands. And I also currently have a very sexy and devilish looking smile, present on my face*"

And, with both Zachary and Sakura now being made aware of Angel Bluebells idea...

"Okay Bluebell, now then Sakura, why don't we help to make history," Zachary proceeded to say over to Sakura. Which was then quickly followed by him proceeding to pull out both the Shadow Card, along with the Dash Card. 

"Shadow! Dash!" Both Zachary and Sakura proceeded to suddenly chant together in unison. As Zachary then proceeded to quickly throw both the Shadow Card and the Dash Card upwards. To which he and Sakura, then proceeded to quickly raise their respective Dream Staffs towards both of them. Which was then followed quickly thereafter, by the appearance of both the Shadow Card spirit, and the Dash Card spirit.

And not even a second after that, both the Shadow Card spirit, and the Dash Card spirit, quickly wound up transferring some of their powers over to Catherine and Revy. Which as they both proceeded to briefly glow blue for a second. This was then quickly followed, by both me and Revy, then proceeding to each grin a very devilish and evil grin each.

And, with Angel Bluebell now having just witnessed this happen...

"Alright then Kurumi. Now I believe you said no too long ago, that bullets are not as potent as magic is. So then, what do you say that we now go and test that so called theory of yours, hmm?...Oh right, Angel Bluebell here again viewers, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, I think that this is once again more then a great enough of a place to end this current chapter don't you? But don't worry yourselves viewers, as we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 10

Chapter 11: The Dismantling And Scrapping Of Zafkiel Concludes! (Part 3)

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as usual, a chapter recap is in mind...So viewers, with that in mind...lets get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, shall we?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: August 12, 2018


Okay, so getting back to the current situation and the still ongoing fight at hand…

"Finally we found you guys…Hey there Bluebell, long time no see," the unmistakable voice of Erza Scarlet proceeded to call out to Angel Bluebell from just slightly over to her right.

And, as for who else was currently with her…

"Seriously Ezra? We couldn't have just taken something else other then walking here?" The unmistakable voice of Wendy Marvell proceeded to say to Erza in response with.

And as for Angel Bluebells response back to what Wendy had just said…

"Hold on a second here Wendy, don't you and Natsu get nauseated on any form of transport, that isn't Happy or Carla? Which by the way viewers…Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But you see viewers thing is, that this is unfortunately a the exact and one hundred percent downside that was present for both Natsu and Wendy the Fairy Tail anime canon timeline, with to regard to both Natsu and Wendy. Which apparently was only the case with the first generation of dragon slayers. While those fifth generation dragon slayers such as Kiria of the Diabolos Guild. This is something that is not the case. But anyway, onto a different and yet similar topic for the current moment...Mizzy?...How goes those so called 'pranks' that you thought were somehow funny to do on people in Belgium?...I mean honestly, who gets up in the morning, and basically says to themselves...'alright, another day for me to be a potential nuisance and overall burden to the society at large'...I mean are you seriously that much of a daft imbecile?...You know what I think Mizzy?...I think that you knew it was a very wrong and unlawful thing for you to do...But instead you decided to basically say, 'well, I know this is wrong, but I am just going to deal with the repercussions when they happen...'...Which surprise surprise Mizzy, that is exactly what wound up happening to you...Because as of now viewers, Mizzy is facing up to 24.5 years behind bars...And to be completely honest Mizzy? I am really hoping that the judge winds up throwing the book at your daft mug...So Belgium, please go right ahead and make an example out of that bellend...You know?...The same way that the Philippines is making an example out of Vitaly?...These nuisance streamers need to learn that there are repercussions for their unlawful actions...Which reminds me...hey JJ?...How is everyone's least favorite, washed up and an all around pathetic excuse for a rapper doing?...And I say this JJ, because anyone who winds up justifiably making fun of you...You, like those of Logan Paul, and Jimmy 'Lucifer' Donaldson...Will do what is commonly referred to, as 'the crybaby defense'...So Jimmy, and you as well Logan...do you know what karma is?...Because as far as me, and everyone else is concerned, you three along with JJ, are cooked...Oh, and one more thing...Hey puremichigan?...Just letting you know, that it was a very poor move on your part to attempt to defend a fellow toxic troll...Oh I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?...Well to be honest puremichigan, you deserve to be put on blast for having done that...I mean after all viewers...as Harry said in the movie Kingsman: The Secret Service...Manners...Maketh...Man...Which by the way puremichigan...you essentially lack any sort of manners and any sort of basic common sense at all...Because if you did in fact have either or both of those things, then you wouldn't have bothered to attempt to intrude into a conversation that wasn't yours to begin with...And also by the way, it was a conversation, that you didn't know the full context to...So that unfortunately, for you that is...makes you the daft burk in this case...But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for now...So, what do you say that we finally get back to the chapter at hand...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand...

"Hey, we're not done with you here! What gives you the right to ignore us!" Bambietta Basterbine proceeded to shout quite angrily over to Angel Bluebell with in response.

Which not surprisingly, with regard to Angel Bluebells response back to Bambietta...

"So Little Miss Bambi, do you really want my attention that badly? Just how much lack of attention did your parents...." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say over to Bambietta Basterbine with. The only trouble was, Little Miss Bambi then decided to proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence. Which not surprisingly, had now caused one of her eyes to then proceed to start visibly twitching again.

But thankfully...

"Okay brat, you talk too much. Now do us all favor and shut mouth for while okay?" Shenhua now proceeded to speak up to Bambietta with in response.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Alright Two Hands, you and Double Tap are up! So please do go and show Little Miss Bambi and her band of utter misfits here, just how lethal the both of you can be? And as for the lack of damage potential your bullets currently have on them? Sakura? Zachary? I think that they both are in need of a magical boost don't you? I think that the use of both the Shadow Card and the Dash Card should be more then enough to increase the speed and damage potential of their guns as well as their ammunition...And by the way viewers, this is going to be a first...As this is what happens, when you merge magic, into something such as arms and ammunition," Angel Bluebell proceeded to say over to Zachary and Sakura.

Which as usual, during while she had been saying this statement. Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to briefly turn both her attention and eyesight, slightly to the left of her, in order to briefly address the viewers.

But as for me...

"Wait, what did Bluebell just say?! She did say that just now right?! Catherine here again by the way. So wait, then that would mean that...Well, now I can see why those staffs that they had both been holding, seemed somewhat familiar. So yeah viewers, let me introduce you all, to the one and only Sakura Kinomoto, or Avalon, depending on which of the Dubs of Cardcaptor Sakura you watch. Yes viewers, one of the other versions of myself. Which there are three of them other then me in total. So viewers, we have Zachary, fellow Cardcaptor and Sakura's brother, though not by his choice, as he was sort of thrown into it alongside her out of the blue. Angel Bluebell, Love Angel, Magical girl, sister of one Momoko Hanasaki, or Wedding Peach as some of you know her more as. And finally, Keiko 'Lucky Strike' Misaka, a third ranked Level 5 Electromaster. And, the sister to one Mikoto Misaka, the one and only Railgun, and like her sister Misaka, Keiko is also The Ace Of Tokiwadai. Oh, and you also have the Sailor Senshi. You know who Sailor Moon is don't you? I mean, who hasn't...But, more importantly viewers, Eternal Sailor Moon. As the universal timeline of Going In Completely Blind, is currently about 5 years since the first, and what was supposed to be the last fight against Sailor Galaxia, at the end of Sailor Stars. But anyway viewers, I think that that is enough of my ramblings for now. So what do you say, that we get back to the current chapter at hand, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while also once again proceeding to sexily meow, as well as make a sexy cat pawing motion with one of my hands. And I also currently have a very sexy and devilish looking smile, present on my face*"

And, with both Zachary and Sakura now being made aware of Angel Bluebells idea...

"Okay Bluebell, now then Sakura, why don't we help to make history," Zachary proceeded to say over to Sakura. Which was then quickly followed by him proceeding to pull out both the Shadow Card, along with the Dash Card. 

"Shadow! Dash!" Both Zachary and Sakura proceeded to suddenly chant together in unison. As Zachary then proceeded to quickly throw both the Shadow Card and the Dash Card upwards. To which he and Sakura, then proceeded to quickly raise their respective Dream Staffs towards both of them. Which was then followed quickly thereafter, by the appearance of both the Shadow Card spirit, and the Dash Card spirit.

And not even a second after that, both the Shadow Card spirit, and the Dash Card spirit, quickly wound up transferring some of their powers over to Catherine and Revy. Which as they both proceeded to briefly glow blue for a second. This was then quickly followed, by both me and Revy, then proceeding to each grin a very devilish and evil grin each.

And, with Angel Bluebell now having just witnessed this happen...

"Alright then Kurumi. Now I believe you said no too long ago, that bullets are not as potent as magic is. So then, what do you say that we now go and test that so called theory of yours, hmm?...Oh right, Angel Bluebell here again viewers, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, I think that this is once again more then a great enough of a place to end this current chapter don't you? But don't worry yourselves viewers, as we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: August 12, 2018


Okay, so getting back into the continuing fight and the overall situation at hand from the last chapter...

"Oh come on now! Are you seriously trying to make me believe for even a second, that these two and their bullets are able to even land a scratch on Zafkiel? And to think, that..." Kurumi and all of her clones proceeded to say in response back to Angel Bluebell in stereo. Which was regarding what Angel Bluebell had said to her at the end of the last chapter. Which just before Kurumi and the rest of her clones had proceeded to speak up to Angel Bluebell in response to what she had said to them in the last chapter. Each one of the Kurumi clones, had proceeded to lightly scoff. And while they proceeded to respond back to Angel Bluebell, they each had a evil and devilish looking smirk on each of their faces.

But, as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back to what all of the Kurumi clones had just gone and said to her. Angel Bluebell first then proceeded to cut the Kurumi clones off mid sentence. And as for Angel Bluebells response back to them...

"Oh Kurumi, you poor and naive spirit. I don't really care in the slightest, as to whether you choose to believe my statement or not. What I am going to do though, is just show you how wrong you truly are! Revy? Catherine? I think that it is finally time for Kurumi to learn a harsh lesson about how ones arrogance can sometimes lead to ones downfall! Now then, it's showtime!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say.

And then, not even a split second later...

"Finally, I've been waiting for far too damn long to go and shoot something! Now then sis, I think that it is 'time,' to show our allies just what kind of damage potential the both of us have!" I proceeded to say, with a devilish and evil looking smile on my face.

Which while I had proceeded to say this statement of mine. I had also proceeded to reach for both of my modified Beretta 9Ms. And then proceeded to quickly remove them both from their holsters. To which I then proceeded to pull back the gun slides on both of them. and then proceeded to point them both at the front most Kurumi clones large Victorian Zafkiel clock face.

And as for Revy...

"I couldn't agree with you more sis! Now then, Kurumi was it? Well unfortunately for you, your time, has now run out!" Revy proceeded to say, with a devilish and evil looking smile of her own on her face.

Which while Revy had proceeded to say this statement of hers. She also had proceeded to reach for both of her modified Beretta 92FMs. And then proceeded to quickly remove them both from their holsters just as Catherine had done. To which like Catherine had done, Revy then proceeded to pull back the gun slides on both of them. and then proceeded to point them both at the front most Kurumi clones large Victorian Zafkiel clock face as well.

And as for what happened next? Well that, was all but inevitable. As with a start of both me and Revy proceeding to squeeze the triggers on each of our respective pairs of pistols. The Kurumi clones thought that nothing was going to wind up happening. But unfortunately for them, something did wind up happening.

As the moment that a bullet had proceeded to exit the chambers of each of mine and Revy's respective pairs of pistols. Which had proceeded to exit the chambers of their respective pairs of pistols, following a brief muzzle flash from each of the chambers.

Which wound up resulting in each of the bullets proceeding to whizz very quickly through the air, and also proceeding to leave several sound pressure waves as they proceeded to pass through the air.

But, what none of the Kurumi clones were expecting to see and witness happening next, was for the moment that two of the bullets impacted the I, or the roman numeral for one, on the upper right side of the large Victorian clock face of Zafkiel. And as for the other two bullets? Well they both wound up impacting the II, or the roman numeral for two, just a bit down and slightly to the right of the I on the large Victorian clock face of Zafkiel.

And for a second or two, nothing happened. And as a result of this sense of false hope for the Kurumi clones...

"Well, it would seem as though I was right wasn't I? As none of your bullets have done any sort of damage to Zafkiel!" The Kurumi clones now proceeded to speak to both me and Revy with in response, and also in stereo.

And as for Angel Bluebell, as a small witty and smug looking smirk then proceeded to quickly form on her face...

"Really Kurumi? Then let me as you a question. Are you sure about that? Because I think that you had better look again!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back over to the Kurumi clones in response with. Which Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to say in her usual witty manner and tone.

And sure enough, not even so much as a second later. Cracks had then proceeded to form on both the I and II roman numerals on the large Victorian clock face, of the Zafkiel that had been impacted by the four bullets, that had been fired from Catherine and Revy's modified Beretta pistols.

And sure enough, like when Shenhua had struck both the XII and the III, with her Kukri Knives in the last two chapters. This had also now caused the crack that had been caused by the impact of the bullets from both mine and Revy's modified pistols, to branch out into several more hairline size cracks, across the entirety of both the I and the II. And not even a second after that, had then caused both the I and the II roman numerals to completely shatter apart, and then completely disintegrate.

And as for Angel Bluebell overall statement that she proceeded to speak up with to regard with what had just happened...

"Okay Kurumi, so that is now two more of Zafkiel's number bullet arsenal down. And that now makes four number bullets that you have now lost from Zafkiel's number bullet arsenal. So if I were you Kurumi, which thank goodness I am not in this situation. Then I would start thinking really quick on standing down. Before you wind up doing something that you might wind up regretting," Angel Bluebell proceeded to then say and speak up over to the Kurumi clones with. Which she had proceeded to say, while the same witty and smug looking grin, was now once again present on her face.

But then, though not surprising in the slightest...

"Shut up! Just shut up! So you think that you've won, after having four lucky shots?!" The Kurumi clones had now proceeded to yell quite angrily in unison and in stereo over to Angel Bluebell in response.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back to the Kurumi clones...

"Oh, I don't just think that we've just won against you Kurumi. In fact, I know that we've just won! Okay Catherine and Revy, let her have it!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say. Which she had proceeded to say, while the same witty and smug looking grin, was still very much present on her face.

And as for both me and Revy's response to this statement of Angel Bluebells...

"Uh, well that was a bit unexpected coming from Bluebell just now...Especially since she's another version of me. Oh, hi there viewers, Catherine here again. So, just to give you all a bit of insight into what you can expect in the upcoming chapters. The next form of anime media, will be Mobile Suit Gundam Wing. And viewers, you didn't get this spoiler from me, if you know what I mean. But anyway viewers, let us now carry back on with the chapter at hand, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while also once again proceeding to sexily meow, as well as make a sexy cat pawing motion with one of my hands. And I also currently have a very sexy and devilish looking smile, present on my face*"

And as for Revy and her response back to Angel Bluebell...

"Gladly Bluebell! Now then Kurumi no hard feelings, but this is where you lose!" Revy proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response. Which once she had turned her attention back over to the Kurumi clones. Both me and her, then proceeded to squeeze off several more rounds from each of our modified Beretta pistols. And each one wound up producing a brief muzzle flash from their respective chambers.

And as each bullet exited the chamber, and wound up whizzing through the air, leaving several sound pressure waves behind each of them as they did so. Just as the previous bullets had done. Two of each of these bullets, wound up impacting into each of the remaining roman numeral numbers, on the rest of Zafkiel's large Victorian clock face. Which, just like the rest of them, had then caused a single hairline crack to form on each of them. Which then wound up branching into several more hairline size cracks. And then, this proceeded to cause each of the remaining roman numeral numbers on Zafkiel's large Victorian clock face, to shatter apart, and then disintegrate into nothing.

But, once the last roman numeral on Zafkiel's large Victorian clock face had disintegrated into nothing. This then caused a very bright and blinding white light, to result. And this bright and blinding white light, also wound up causing us all to be temporarily blinded.

And what was about to happen, was that we were all soon about to end up in another form of anime media.

"Well viewers, here is the thing about that...Angel Bluebell here again by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, you can look forward to that in the next chapter...As I think that this is once again more then a great enough of a place to end this current chapter? But don't worry yourselves viewers, because as I have just stated...we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

"Indeed Bluebell...Keiko here again by the way viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as Angel Bluebell stated, we look forward to seeing all of you lot there...okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 11

Chapter 12: Oppa Gundam Style!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as usual, a chapter recap is in mind...So viewers, with that in mind...lets get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, shall we?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: August 12, 2018


Okay, so getting back into the continuing fight and the overall situation at hand from the last chapter...

"Oh come on now! Are you seriously trying to make me believe for even a second, that these two and their bullets are able to even land a scratch on Zafkiel? And to think, that..." Kurumi and all of her clones proceeded to say in response back to Angel Bluebell in stereo. Which was regarding what Angel Bluebell had said to her at the end of the last chapter. Which just before Kurumi and the rest of her clones had proceeded to speak up to Angel Bluebell in response to what she had said to them in the last chapter. Each one of the Kurumi clones, had proceeded to lightly scoff. And while they proceeded to respond back to Angel Bluebell, they each had a evil and devilish looking smirk on each of their faces.

But, as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back to what all of the Kurumi clones had just gone and said to her. Angel Bluebell first then proceeded to cut the Kurumi clones off mid sentence. And as for Angel Bluebells response back to them...

"Oh Kurumi, you poor and naive spirit. I don't really care in the slightest, as to whether you choose to believe my statement or not. What I am going to do though, is just show you how wrong you truly are! Revy? Catherine? I think that it is finally time for Kurumi to learn a harsh lesson about how ones arrogance can sometimes lead to ones downfall! Now then, it's showtime!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say.

And then, not even a split second later...

"Finally, I've been waiting for far too damn long to go and shoot something! Now then sis, I think that it is 'time,' to show our allies just what kind of damage potential the both of us have!" I proceeded to say, with a devilish and evil looking smile on my face.

Which while I had proceeded to say this statement of mine. I had also proceeded to reach for both of my modified Beretta 9Ms. And then proceeded to quickly remove them both from their holsters. To which I then proceeded to pull back the gun slides on both of them. and then proceeded to point them both at the front most Kurumi clones large Victorian Zafkiel clock face.

And as for Revy...

"I couldn't agree with you more sis! Now then, Kurumi was it? Well unfortunately for you, your time, has now run out!" Revy proceeded to say, with a devilish and evil looking smile of her own on her face.

Which while Revy had proceeded to say this statement of hers. She also had proceeded to reach for both of her modified Beretta 92FMs. And then proceeded to quickly remove them both from their holsters just as Catherine had done. To which like Catherine had done, Revy then proceeded to pull back the gun slides on both of them. and then proceeded to point them both at the front most Kurumi clones large Victorian Zafkiel clock face as well.

And as for what happened next? Well that, was all but inevitable. As with a start of both me and Revy proceeding to squeeze the triggers on each of our respective pairs of pistols. The Kurumi clones thought that nothing was going to wind up happening. But unfortunately for them, something did wind up happening.

As the moment that a bullet had proceeded to exit the chambers of each of mine and Revy's respective pairs of pistols. Which had proceeded to exit the chambers of their respective pairs of pistols, following a brief muzzle flash from each of the chambers.

Which wound up resulting in each of the bullets proceeding to whizz very quickly through the air, and also proceeding to leave several sound pressure waves as they proceeded to pass through the air.

But, what none of the Kurumi clones were expecting to see and witness happening next, was for the moment that two of the bullets impacted the I, or the roman numeral for one, on the upper right side of the large Victorian clock face of Zafkiel. And as for the other two bullets? Well they both wound up impacting the II, or the roman numeral for two, just a bit down and slightly to the right of the I on the large Victorian clock face of Zafkiel.

And for a second or two, nothing happened. And as a result of this sense of false hope for the Kurumi clones...

"Well, it would seem as though I was right wasn't I? As none of your bullets have done any sort of damage to Zafkiel!" The Kurumi clones now proceeded to speak to both me and Revy with in response, and also in stereo.

And as for Angel Bluebell, as a small witty and smug looking smirk then proceeded to quickly form on her face...

"Really Kurumi? Then let me as you a question. Are you sure about that? Because I think that you had better look again!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back over to the Kurumi clones in response with. Which Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to say in her usual witty manner and tone.

And sure enough, not even so much as a second later. Cracks had then proceeded to form on both the I and II roman numerals on the large Victorian clock face, of the Zafkiel that had been impacted by the four bullets, that had been fired from Catherine and Revy's modified Beretta pistols.

And sure enough, like when Shenhua had struck both the XII and the III, with her Kukri Knives in the last two chapters. This had also now caused the crack that had been caused by the impact of the bullets from both mine and Revy's modified pistols, to branch out into several more hairline size cracks, across the entirety of both the I and the II. And not even a second after that, had then caused both the I and the II roman numerals to completely shatter apart, and then completely disintegrate.

And as for Angel Bluebell overall statement that she proceeded to speak up with to regard with what had just happened...

"Okay Kurumi, so that is now two more of Zafkiel's number bullet arsenal down. And that now makes four number bullets that you have now lost from Zafkiel's number bullet arsenal. So if I were you Kurumi, which thank goodness I am not in this situation. Then I would start thinking really quick on standing down. Before you wind up doing something that you might wind up regretting," Angel Bluebell proceeded to then say and speak up over to the Kurumi clones with. Which she had proceeded to say, while the same witty and smug looking grin, was now once again present on her face.

But then, though not surprising in the slightest...

"Shut up! Just shut up! So you think that you've won, after having four lucky shots?!" The Kurumi clones had now proceeded to yell quite angrily in unison and in stereo over to Angel Bluebell in response.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back to the Kurumi clones...

"Oh, I don't just think that we've just won against you Kurumi. In fact, I know that we've just won! Okay Catherine and Revy, let her have it!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say. Which she had proceeded to say, while the same witty and smug looking grin, was still very much present on her face.

And as for both me and Revy's response to this statement of Angel Bluebells...

"Uh, well that was a bit unexpected coming from Bluebell just now...Especially since she's another version of me. Oh, hi there viewers, Catherine here again. So, just to give you all a bit of insight into what you can expect in the upcoming chapters. The next form of anime media, will be Mobile Suit Gundam Wing. And viewers, you didn't get this spoiler from me, if you know what I mean. But anyway viewers, let us now carry back on with the chapter at hand, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while also once again proceeding to sexily meow, as well as make a sexy cat pawing motion with one of my hands. And I also currently have a very sexy and devilish looking smile, present on my face*"

And as for Revy and her response back to Angel Bluebell...

"Gladly Bluebell! Now then Kurumi no hard feelings, but this is where you lose!" Revy proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response. Which once she had turned her attention back over to the Kurumi clones. Both me and her, then proceeded to squeeze off several more rounds from each of our modified Beretta pistols. And each one wound up producing a brief muzzle flash from their respective chambers.

And as each bullet exited the chamber, and wound up whizzing through the air, leaving several sound pressure waves behind each of them as they did so. Just as the previous bullets had done. Two of each of these bullets, wound up impacting into each of the remaining roman numeral numbers, on the rest of Zafkiel's large Victorian clock face. Which, just like the rest of them, had then caused a single hairline crack to form on each of them. Which then wound up branching into several more hairline size cracks. And then, this proceeded to cause each of the remaining roman numeral numbers on Zafkiel's large Victorian clock face, to shatter apart, and then disintegrate into nothing.

But, once the last roman numeral on Zafkiel's large Victorian clock face had disintegrated into nothing. This then caused a very bright and blinding white light, to result. And this bright and blinding white light, also wound up causing us all to be temporarily blinded.

And what was about to happen, was that we were all soon about to end up in another form of anime media.

"Well viewers, here is the thing about that...Angel Bluebell here again by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, you can look forward to that in the next chapter...As I think that this is once again more then a great enough of a place to end this current chapter? But don't worry yourselves viewers, because as I have just stated...we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

"Indeed Bluebell...Keiko here again by the way viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as Angel Bluebell stated, we look forward to seeing all of you lot there...okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: December 24, 195 AC


Okay, so as the bright white light that had been generated by both Catherine and Revy proceeding to eliminate the remaining roman numerals on Zafkiel's large Victorian clock face, had finally proceeded to die down, after what had now seemed like forever. Angel Bluebell then out of habit and instinct, proceeded to look around and behind her.

Which Angel Bluebell was doing in order to gauge as to who of our new allies had remained or had reappeared. But more importantly, where we had all ended up. And also both the events, and the possible danger that it may or may not bring to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our new allies of the Four Aces Alliance.

And, as for who of Angel Bluebells allies had stuck around, who had reappeared, and who didn't stick around? Well actually, the only difference this time, in the number of allies that were still present by and around Angel Bluebell. Was that Benny, Rock, and Dutch, had all disappeared, while everyone else still remained.

But as for where we had all ended up? Well that was a whole different story. Because as for where we had all ended up?

"Wait a sec, isn't that the planet earth below us?" The unmistakable voice of Super Sailor Mars proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere.

Which not surprisingly, had now prompted Angel Bluebell to look slightly below. And sure enough, there was the planet earth in all of its splendor. Which had now all but confirmed to Angel Bluebell, as well as the rest of us, that we were all currently in the endless and breathless vacuum of space.

"But here's the thing about why we're where we are right now...Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, if you are at all wondering as to why none of us are suffocating to death in the endless and breathless vacuum of space? Well viewers, that much should be obvious. As every single one of us, has some sort of either magic or science based power. So as a result of this, we are more then capable of breathing in the endless and breathless vacuum of space, without the need for any sort of breathing apparatus, or spacesuit...But anyway viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone, to then proceed to cut her off both mid statement, and mid fourth wall break. Which, like all of the other times that this has happened, has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for what had prompted Angel Bluebell to be forced to stop her fourth wall break mid sentence? Well about that...

"Damn it Shinji you Baka! Why did I allow you to pilot an Evangelion Unit?!" The static induced, communication crackled, but yet still very much recognizable voice of one Asuka Langley Soryu proceeded to yell out quite loudly and obnoxiously to Shinji Ikari. Which as it just so happened, both of them were currently piloting their respective Evangelion Units.

And yet not surprisingly, as a way to sort of try and get Asuka's attention so too speak...

"Hey Ms. Langley?! How about you lower your voice down a couple of decibels huh?! I guess that famous phrase wasn't true after all huh viewers? Because apparently in space, everyone can hear you scream...Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...And yes, I just couldn't resist saying that...and if I'm honest here viewers?...It was a tad bit too cheesy and corny for my liking...But then again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone, to then once again proceed to cut her off both mid statement, and mid fourth wall break. Which, like all of the other times that this has happened, has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for who or what had decided to interject into Angel Bluebells fourth wall break this time around? Well about that...

"Hey Bluebell? Sorry to interrupt you mid fourth wall break at the moment. But what the heck is that large looking space station over to our left?" The voice of Super Sailor Venus had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with. Which was the very statement, that had wound up causing Angel Bluebell to be interrupted mid fourth wall break.

But, Angel Bluebell wound up pushing this to the side for the moment. And with her eye now proceeding to stop twitching, at least for now. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to look over in the direction where Super Sailor Venus was currently looking in. And was then instantly greeted by a very large, dark colored, and instantly recognizable space battle ship.

And as for what this gigantic sized space battle ship was? Well about that...

"Okay viewers, so I guess there really isn't any sort of denying where we have all ended up now is there? Angel Bluebell by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, let me now properly welcome you all, to the Gundam anime franchise...More specifically viewers, the very last episode, of Mobile Suit Gundam Wing. Which aired in Japan, on March 29, 1996...And as for the gigantic sized space battle ship? Well let me present, Libra...Yes indeed viewers, we are going old school with the Gundam anime franchise...So in a way viewers, it is sort of a case of Oppa Gundam Style...Which for those of you who don't know, is a somewhat play on words, to the one and only Oppa Gangnam Style...by the one and only Psy...But anyway viewers, that about does it for this particular chapter...But as always viewers, you can look forward to getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

"Indeed Bluebell...Keiko here again by the way viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as Angel Bluebell stated, we look forward to seeing all of you lot there...okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 12

Chapter 13: The Ice Queen And The Demon Blade Murasame!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as usual, a chapter recap is in mind...So viewers, with that in mind...lets get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, shall we?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: December 24, 195 AC


Okay, so as the bright white light that had been generated by both Catherine and Revy proceeding to eliminate the remaining roman numerals on Zafkiel's large Victorian clock face, had finally proceeded to die down, after what had now seemed like forever. Angel Bluebell then out of habit and instinct, proceeded to look around and behind her.

Which Angel Bluebell was doing in order to gauge as to who of our new allies had remained or had reappeared. But more importantly, where we had all ended up. And also both the events, and the possible danger that it may or may not bring to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our new allies of the Four Aces Alliance.

And, as for who of Angel Bluebells allies had stuck around, who had reappeared, and who didn't stick around? Well actually, the only difference this time, in the number of allies that were still present by and around Angel Bluebell. Was that Benny, Rock, and Dutch, had all disappeared, while everyone else still remained.

But as for where we had all ended up? Well that was a whole different story. Because as for where we had all ended up?

"Wait a sec, isn't that the planet earth below us?" The unmistakable voice of Super Sailor Mars proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere.

Which not surprisingly, had now prompted Angel Bluebell to look slightly below. And sure enough, there was the planet earth in all of its splendor. Which had now all but confirmed to Angel Bluebell, as well as the rest of us, that we were all currently in the endless and breathless vacuum of space.

"But here's the thing about why we're where we are right now...Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, if you are at all wondering as to why none of us are suffocating to death in the endless and breathless vacuum of space? Well viewers, that much should be obvious. As every single one of us, has some sort of either magic or science based power. So as a result of this, we are more then capable of breathing in the endless and breathless vacuum of space, without the need for any sort of breathing apparatus, or spacesuit...But anyway viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone, to then proceed to cut her off both mid statement, and mid fourth wall break. Which, like all of the other times that this has happened, has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for what had prompted Angel Bluebell to be forced to stop her fourth wall break mid sentence? Well about that...

"Damn it Shinji you Baka! Why did I allow you to pilot an Evangelion Unit?!" The static induced, communication crackled, but yet still very much recognizable voice of one Asuka Langley Soryu proceeded to yell out quite loudly and obnoxiously to Shinji Ikari. Which as it just so happened, both of them were currently piloting their respective Evangelion Units.

And yet not surprisingly, as a way to sort of try and get Asuka's attention so too speak...

"Hey Ms. Langley?! How about you lower your voice down a couple of decibels huh?! I guess that famous phrase wasn't true after all huh viewers? Because apparently in space, everyone can hear you scream...Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...And yes, I just couldn't resist saying that...and if I'm honest here viewers?...It was a tad bit too cheesy and corny for my liking...But then again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone, to then once again proceed to cut her off both mid statement, and mid fourth wall break. Which, like all of the other times that this has happened, has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for who or what had decided to interject into Angel Bluebells fourth wall break this time around? Well about that...

"Hey Bluebell? Sorry to interrupt you mid fourth wall break at the moment. But what the heck is that large looking space station over to our left?" The voice of Super Sailor Venus had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with. Which was the very statement, that had wound up causing Angel Bluebell to be interrupted mid fourth wall break.

But, Angel Bluebell wound up pushing this to the side for the moment. And with her eye now proceeding to stop twitching, at least for now. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to look over in the direction where Super Sailor Venus was currently looking in. And was then instantly greeted by a very large, dark colored, and instantly recognizable space battle ship.

And as for what this gigantic sized space battle ship was? Well about that...

"Okay viewers, so I guess there really isn't any sort of denying where we have all ended up now is there? Angel Bluebell by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, let me now properly welcome you all, to the Gundam anime franchise...More specifically viewers, the very last episode, of Mobile Suit Gundam Wing. Which aired in Japan, on March 29, 1996...And as for the gigantic sized space battle ship? Well let me present, Libra...Yes indeed viewers, we are going old school with the Gundam anime franchise...So in a way viewers, it is sort of a case of Oppa Gundam Style...Which for those of you who don't know, is a somewhat play on words, to the one and only Oppa Gangnam Style...by the one and only Psy...But anyway viewers, that about does it for this particular chapter...But as always viewers, you can look forward to getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

"Indeed Bluebell...Keiko here again by the way viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as Angel Bluebell stated, we look forward to seeing all of you lot there...okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: December 24, 195 AC


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand...

"Wait a sec, so that's just one gigantic space battleship?" Super Sailor Mercury proceeded to say as well as ask out of seemingly nowhere.

And, as a way for Angel Bluebell to help clear Super Sailor Mercury's current and overall clear confusion...

"Yes Mercury, that is indeed a gigantic space battleship. But to some of you viewers...Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And also viewers...one could also argue, that it looks like a sort of a small moon...Or, in the words of a certain famous character...'that's no moon it's a space station'...Which for those of you who don't know just how iconic a line that is?...Then I do highly suggest that you look it up...Because to be honest viewers, I still don't want to wind up getting a c&d from a certain big brand cartoon mouse...And if you were in my present situation and position, then you would want to suggest this too...But anyway viewers, I think that I will just end my current fourth wall break here, and we will just continue on with the current chapter at hand...Now then viewers, shall we get back to it?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting back to the current chapter and away from Angel Bluebells fourth wall breaking. Well, at least for the current moment...

"Bluebell, on your left!" The voice of Super Sailor Neptune proceeded to yell out over to Angel Bluebell.

Which, as Angel Bluebell proceeded to look over to her left. To which at the very same instance, she had briefly sensed and felt a very evil aura. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to also instinctively raise her Saint Sword Of Bluebell. And sure enough, the outward facing bladed side, of her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, was then slammed hard against, by an unmistakable, all too familiar, and very recognizable Rapier.

And as for the person that was behind this Rapier? Well about that...

"Hello there you intolerable angel winged pest! I've finally found you! So then, would you at all mind if I 'cut in' on your current situation?!" The unmistakable voice of one General Esdeath proceeded to say towards Angel Bluebell from just in front of her. Which she had proceeded to say to Angel Bluebell, with a very smug and evil looking smirk, was also currently very much present on her face. And she had also proceeded to say this statement of hers to Angel Bluebell, with a very arrogant sounding tone to her current voice.

And, as for Angel Bluebell, and her quick and also justifiable response back to General Esdeath...

"Wow Esdeath, that was very corny of you to say that just now. And might I ask just how long you took to come up with that? Two, maybe three hours? Perhaps more then that? I mean after all Esdeath, from what I know about you, you aren't exactly the one to be known for snappy and witty comebacks. Or better yet, did you have your beloved Tatsumi help you rehearse..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back to General Esdeath in response.

Which, in order for Angel Bluebell to go and 'stick the knife in and twist it,' so too speak. Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say this statement of hers, while saying it in a much more smug and witty tone of voice. And, Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to say this statement of hers, while an all too familiar smug, cheeky, and very witty looking smirk. Was also now once again present on her face.

And sure enough, as Angel Bluebell had intended from her statement back to General Esdeath in response...

"What was that you just said you irritating little worm?! How dare you proceed to speak the name of my lover Tatsumi in vain! And in my presence no less! What gives you the right..." General Esdeath proceeded to very angrily shout out back to Angel Bluebell in response.

Which even though she had said this while she wasn't even that far away from Angel Bluebell at the current moment. And while this intimidating statement of Esdeath's may have worked on someone else other then Angel Bluebell, or the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. This intimidation tactic of Esdeath's however, wasn't going to work on Angel Bluebell.

And so, with this in mind...

"You're missing the point to my statement Esdeath! Angel Bluebell by the way here again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So first of all Esdeath, I think that you will find, that I have every right to speak my mind against an arrogant villainess such as you! Next, Tatsumi isn't your lover. Because after all viewers, from what I know with regard to the Akame Ga Kill anime and its overall canon timeline. Tatsumi was never even remotely interested in becoming Esdeath's lover! I mean after all viewers, I honestly do believe, that the only reason why Tatsumi was involved with Esdeath to begin with, was because Esdeath basically went and forced him into a sort of one sided relationship with her. Which can be confirmed, because Esdeath went and put a collar around Tatsumi's neck. And furthermore...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone, to then once again proceed to cut her off both mid statement, and mid fourth wall break. Which, like all of the other times that this has happened, has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching yet again*"

And as for who or what had decided to interject into Angel Bluebells fourth wall break this time? Well about that...

"Hey Esdeath! It's finally time for you to answer to all of my friends that you have killed!" A now currently unrecognizable female voice proceeded to shout out quite strongly over to Esdeath.

And, once Angel Bluebell had proceeded to slightly and temporarily glance over to where the voice had just come from.

Angel Bluebell was then met, by a woman with red eyes, with long black hair arriving at her waist, along with a few bangs at the front of her face. She was also wearing a black sleeveless cloth with a white and black-stripped collar, and a red necktie that had a button attached at the top. The left side of her black pleated skirt was also covered with a red piece of cloth. And she was also wearing long red armor on her hands, with black gloves underneath. And finally, she was wearing a pair of black socks on her legs, as well as her shoes. 

And it was only then, that Angel Bluebell realized exactly who she was. And more importantly, how much of an asset she was about to be, in our fight against Esdeath.

"Well then, this has now become quite interesting again...Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then, allow me to introduce, the one and only Akame...the wielder of the demon sword Murasame...and more importantly viewers, the very same Akame, to which the anime Akame Ga Kill is named after...So viewers, things are about to once again become quite crazy again...So you can look forward to this taking place more in the next chapter...So viewers, from me, Keiko, Zachary, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, see you all in the next chapter...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

"Indeed Bluebell...Keiko here again by the way viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as Angel Bluebell stated, we look forward to seeing all of you lot there...okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 13

Chapter 14: Zero Reasons To Gamble!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as usual, a chapter recap is in mind...So viewers, with that in mind...lets get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, shall we?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: December 24, 195 AC


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand...

"Wait a sec, so that's just one gigantic space battleship?" Super Sailor Mercury proceeded to say as well as ask out of seemingly nowhere.

And, as a way for Angel Bluebell to help clear Super Sailor Mercury's current and overall clear confusion...

"Yes Mercury, that is indeed a gigantic space battleship. But to some of you viewers...Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And also viewers...one could also argue, that it looks like a sort of a small moon...Or, in the words of a certain famous character...'that's no moon it's a space station'...Which for those of you who don't know just how iconic a line that is?...Then I do highly suggest that you look it up...Because to be honest viewers, I still don't want to wind up getting a c&d from a certain big brand cartoon mouse...And if you were in my present situation and position, then you would want to suggest this too...But anyway viewers, I think that I will just end my current fourth wall break here, and we will just continue on with the current chapter at hand...Now then viewers, shall we get back to it?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting back to the current chapter and away from Angel Bluebells fourth wall breaking. Well, at least for the current moment...

"Bluebell, on your left!" The voice of Super Sailor Neptune proceeded to yell out over to Angel Bluebell.

Which, as Angel Bluebell proceeded to look over to her left. To which at the very same instance, she had briefly sensed and felt a very evil aura. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to also instinctively raise her Saint Sword Of Bluebell. And sure enough, the outward facing bladed side, of her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, was then slammed hard against, by an unmistakable, all too familiar, and very recognizable Rapier.

And as for the person that was behind this Rapier? Well about that...

"Hello there you intolerable angel winged pest! I've finally found you! So then, would you at all mind if I 'cut in' on your current situation?!" The unmistakable voice of one General Esdeath proceeded to say towards Angel Bluebell from just in front of her. Which she had proceeded to say to Angel Bluebell, with a very smug and evil looking smirk, was also currently very much present on her face. And she had also proceeded to say this statement of hers to Angel Bluebell, with a very arrogant sounding tone to her current voice.

And, as for Angel Bluebell, and her quick and also justifiable response back to General Esdeath...

"Wow Esdeath, that was very corny of you to say that just now. And might I ask just how long you took to come up with that? Two, maybe three hours? Perhaps more then that? I mean after all Esdeath, from what I know about you, you aren't exactly the one to be known for snappy and witty comebacks. Or better yet, did you have your beloved Tatsumi help you rehearse..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back to General Esdeath in response.

Which, in order for Angel Bluebell to go and 'stick the knife in and twist it,' so too speak. Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say this statement of hers, while saying it in a much more smug and witty tone of voice. And, Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to say this statement of hers, while an all too familiar smug, cheeky, and very witty looking smirk. Was also now once again present on her face.

And sure enough, as Angel Bluebell had intended from her statement back to General Esdeath in response...

"What was that you just said you irritating little worm?! How dare you proceed to speak the name of my lover Tatsumi in vain! And in my presence no less! What gives you the right..." General Esdeath proceeded to very angrily shout out back to Angel Bluebell in response.

Which even though she had said this while she wasn't even that far away from Angel Bluebell at the current moment. And while this intimidating statement of Esdeath's may have worked on someone else other then Angel Bluebell, or the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. This intimidation tactic of Esdeath's however, wasn't going to work on Angel Bluebell.

And so, with this in mind...

"You're missing the point to my statement Esdeath! Angel Bluebell by the way here again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So first of all Esdeath, I think that you will find, that I have every right to speak my mind against an arrogant villainess such as you! Next, Tatsumi isn't your lover. Because after all viewers, from what I know with regard to the Akame Ga Kill anime and its overall canon timeline. Tatsumi was never even remotely interested in becoming Esdeath's lover! I mean after all viewers, I honestly do believe, that the only reason why Tatsumi was involved with Esdeath to begin with, was because Esdeath basically went and forced him into a sort of one sided relationship with her. Which can be confirmed, because Esdeath went and put a collar around Tatsumi's neck. And furthermore...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone, to then once again proceed to cut her off both mid statement, and mid fourth wall break. Which, like all of the other times that this has happened, has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching yet again*"

And as for who or what had decided to interject into Angel Bluebells fourth wall break this time? Well about that...

"Hey Esdeath! It's finally time for you to answer to all of my friends that you have killed!" A now currently unrecognizable female voice proceeded to shout out quite strongly over to Esdeath.

And, once Angel Bluebell had proceeded to slightly and temporarily glance over to where the voice had just come from.

Angel Bluebell was then met, by a woman with red eyes, with long black hair arriving at her waist, along with a few bangs at the front of her face. She was also wearing a black sleeveless cloth with a white and black-stripped collar, and a red necktie that had a button attached at the top. The left side of her black pleated skirt was also covered with a red piece of cloth. And she was also wearing long red armor on her hands, with black gloves underneath. And finally, she was wearing a pair of black socks on her legs, as well as her shoes. 

And it was only then, that Angel Bluebell realized exactly who she was. And more importantly, how much of an asset she was about to be, in our fight against Esdeath.

"Well then, this has now become quite interesting again...Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then, allow me to introduce, the one and only Akame...the wielder of the demon sword Murasame...and more importantly viewers, the very same Akame, to which the anime Akame Ga Kill is named after...So viewers, things are about to once again become quite crazy again...So you can look forward to this taking place more in the next chapter...So viewers, from me, Keiko, Zachary, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, see you all in the next chapter...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

"Indeed Bluebell...Keiko here again by the way viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as Angel Bluebell stated, we look forward to seeing all of you lot there...okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: December 24, 195 AC


Okay, so back to the current situation and currently still ongoing fight with General Esdeath...

"Ah Akame! So it would seem as though you managed to survive our last encounter," General Esdeath wound up proceeding to say back to Akame in response. Which General Esdeath had proceeded to say back to Akame in response to what Akame had said to General Esdeath towards the end of the last chapter.

But as for Angel Bluebell, and her overall thoughts on the situation. And more importantly, as a way to help Akame protect herself against a devious and arrogant villainess like Esdeath...

"Hey Akame? Would you like a hand in dealing with this stuck up..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to try and say over to Akame with. Which she had proceeded to say over to Akame, in an effort to not only let her know that her and the rest of us of the Four Aces Alliance were here to help her stand against General Esdeath. But, Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to say this statement of hers over to Akame, to also try and further irritate General Esdeath.

"Which for the record viewers?...Angel Bluebell her by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then, for those of you viewers, who are going to try and wrongly assume, that I am doing this to General Esdeath with out a valid reason? Then, let me ask you viewers this. Would you, or would you not wind up most likely doing the exact same thing if you were in my current situation? Well of course you would! Oh, and viewers? Don't think that you can attempt to lie by saying that you wouldn't do it if you were in this current situation the same as me. Because the last time that I checked, you're not me. And on another note, when it was said earlier on in three of these these four fanfics, that these four fanfics were going to continue for at least for another five years? That statement was actually true. And as I am sure you have all noticed, at least three of these four fanfics, are getting quite a bit lengthy. And one of the reasons, is that me, Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine, are going to try and beat the current record, for the most worded piece of fanfiction on the internet. Which for those of you that don't know, is currently held by a fanfic called 'The Loud House: Revamped.' Which as of right now viewers, is currently sitting at just around 16,777,215 words. And as a way to help beat the amount of words in 'The Loud House: Revamped,' just a little bit quicker, at least one chapter, will be posted almost every day, for at least the next 1,756 days...So at least until the year 2030...Which would be right around somewhere in the month of February...And interestingly enough viewers, since these four fanfics are interconnected with one another, this shouldn't be that much of a problem...As the combined total of words from all four of these fanfics, will wind up counting towards beating the record...But viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the current moment, so what do you say, that we go and get back into the current chapter at hand...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from Angel Bluebells current fourth wall break and back to the current situation as well as the current fight at hand. Well, at least for the current moment that is...

"Nobody asked you to interject you long blue hair angel winged pest! Now then..." General Esdeath proceeded to attempt to try and say back to Angel Bluebell in response. But, she didn't get very far with saying her sad attempt at what she considered was going to be a witty comeback back to Angel Bluebell in response.

And the reason as to why? Well this much should've been obvious...

"No Esdeath, as that is not how one should proceed to converse during a battle! And to be honest with you Esdeath? And I thought, that my first attempts at doing so were bad?...Angel Bluebell by the way viewers...And by the way viewers, in case you were wonder as to whether or not that was a throwback to one of Heath Ledgers Jokers most iconic quotes from The Dark Knight, well It was...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone, to then once again proceed to cut her off both mid statement, and mid fourth wall break. Which, like all of the other times that this has happened, has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching yet again*"

But, the reason for this was, and with regard to who had just gone and done this, was as follows...

"Hey, just who the heck are you talking to you blue haired angel winged worm?!" The unmistakable, and yet still annoying sounding voice of one Bambietta Basterbine, had proceeded to speak up to Angel Bluebell quite rudely and very arrogantly with.

And, as for Angel Bluebells response back to Bambietta Basterbine...

"Hey Little Miss Bambi? I am going to need you to please tone your voice down a couple of decibels okay? Because as I am sure that as Gojo would wind up saying to you as he said to Kurumi, your voice Little Miss Bambi, is like nails on a chalkboard. As like that of KSI's 'Thick Of It,' it is intolerable, and can wind up causing hearing problems, if listened to for far too long!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back to Little Miss Bambi in response. Which as usual, she had proceeded to say this back to Little Miss Bambi in response, while a very smug and witty looking smirk, was now once again very visibly present on her face.

And sure enough, as Angel Bluebell had intended to have happen...

"Again Bambietta, she does have a very good point. As your voice..." Giselle had now proceeded to speak up over to Bambietta with.

Which not surprisingly...

"You can just shut up Giselle, as no one here asked for your two cents!" Bambietta wound up saying quite angrily back over to Giselle in response.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well Little Miss Bambi, Giselle does have a point...Angel Bluebell here again by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So viewers, as this now seems like as good of a place as any, to go and end this current chapter...me, along with Keiko, Zachary, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance...We will see you all in the next chapter...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

"Indeed Bluebell...Keiko here again by the way viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as Angel Bluebell stated, we look forward to seeing all of you lot in the next chapter...So viewers, see you lot there...okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 14

Chapter 15: Perverted Antics And Tsunderes Take Many Forms!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then, before I proceed into the chapter, which is currently still taking place in the Mobile Suit Gundam Wing anime timeline...and as usual viewers, a chapter recap is in mind...So viewers, with that in mind...lets get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, shall we?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: December 24, 195 AC


Okay, so back to the current situation and currently still ongoing fight with General Esdeath...

"Ah Akame! So it would seem as though you managed to survive our last encounter," General Esdeath wound up proceeding to say back to Akame in response. Which General Esdeath had proceeded to say back to Akame in response to what Akame had said to General Esdeath towards the end of the last chapter.

But as for Angel Bluebell, and her overall thoughts on the situation. And more importantly, as a way to help Akame protect herself against a devious and arrogant villainess like Esdeath...

"Hey Akame? Would you like a hand in dealing with this stuck up..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to try and say over to Akame with. Which she had proceeded to say over to Akame, in an effort to not only let her know that her and the rest of us of the Four Aces Alliance were here to help her stand against General Esdeath. But, Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to say this statement of hers over to Akame, to also try and further irritate General Esdeath.

"Which for the record viewers?...Angel Bluebell her by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then, for those of you viewers, who are going to try and wrongly assume, that I am doing this to General Esdeath with out a valid reason? Then, let me ask you viewers this. Would you, or would you not wind up most likely doing the exact same thing if you were in my current situation? Well of course you would! Oh, and viewers? Don't think that you can attempt to lie by saying that you wouldn't do it if you were in this current situation the same as me. Because the last time that I checked, you're not me. And on another note, when it was said earlier on in three of these these four fanfics, that these four fanfics were going to continue for at least for another five years? That statement was actually true. And as I am sure you have all noticed, at least three of these four fanfics, are getting quite a bit lengthy. And one of the reasons, is that me, Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine, are going to try and beat the current record, for the most worded piece of fanfiction on the internet. Which for those of you that don't know, is currently held by a fanfic called 'The Loud House: Revamped.' Which as of right now viewers, is currently sitting at just around 16,777,215 words. And as a way to help beat the amount of words in 'The Loud House: Revamped,' just a little bit quicker, at least one chapter, will be posted almost every day, for at least the next 1,756 days...So at least until the year 2030...Which would be right around somewhere in the month of February...And interestingly enough viewers, since these four fanfics are interconnected with one another, this shouldn't be that much of a problem...As the combined total of words from all four of these fanfics, will wind up counting towards beating the record...But viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the current moment, so what do you say, that we go and get back into the current chapter at hand...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from Angel Bluebells current fourth wall break and back to the current situation as well as the current fight at hand. Well, at least for the current moment that is...

"Nobody asked you to interject you long blue hair angel winged pest! Now then..." General Esdeath proceeded to attempt to try and say back to Angel Bluebell in response. But, she didn't get very far with saying her sad attempt at what she considered was going to be a witty comeback back to Angel Bluebell in response.

And the reason as to why? Well this much should've been obvious...

"No Esdeath, as that is not how one should proceed to converse during a battle! And to be honest with you Esdeath? And I thought, that my first attempts at doing so were bad?...Angel Bluebell by the way viewers...And by the way viewers, in case you were wonder as to whether or not that was a throwback to one of Heath Ledgers Jokers most iconic quotes from The Dark Knight, well It was...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone, to then once again proceed to cut her off both mid statement, and mid fourth wall break. Which, like all of the other times that this has happened, has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching yet again*"

But, the reason for this was, and with regard to who had just gone and done this, was as follows...

"Hey, just who the heck are you talking to you blue haired angel winged worm?!" The unmistakable, and yet still annoying sounding voice of one Bambietta Basterbine, had proceeded to speak up to Angel Bluebell quite rudely and very arrogantly with.

And, as for Angel Bluebells response back to Bambietta Basterbine...

"Hey Little Miss Bambi? I am going to need you to please tone your voice down a couple of decibels okay? Because as I am sure that as Gojo would wind up saying to you as he said to Kurumi, your voice Little Miss Bambi, is like nails on a chalkboard. As like that of KSI's 'Thick Of It,' it is intolerable, and can wind up causing hearing problems, if listened to for far too long!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back to Little Miss Bambi in response. Which as usual, she had proceeded to say this back to Little Miss Bambi in response, while a very smug and witty looking smirk, was now once again very visibly present on her face.

And sure enough, as Angel Bluebell had intended to have happen...

"Again Bambietta, she does have a very good point. As your voice..." Giselle had now proceeded to speak up over to Bambietta with.

Which not surprisingly...

"You can just shut up Giselle, as no one here asked for your two cents!" Bambietta wound up saying quite angrily back over to Giselle in response.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well Little Miss Bambi, Giselle does have a point...Angel Bluebell here again by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So viewers, as this now seems like as good of a place as any, to go and end this current chapter...me, along with Keiko, Zachary, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance...We will see you all in the next chapter...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

"Indeed Bluebell...Keiko here again by the way viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as Angel Bluebell stated, we look forward to seeing all of you lot in the next chapter...So viewers, see you lot there...okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: December 24, 195 AC


Okay, so back to the current situation and currently still ongoing fight with General Esdeath, along with Quiche, as well as Little Miss Bambi, Giselle, and the rest of the Bambies. And with regard to this...

"Hey Baka?! You with the long light blue hair! Tell me where I am! Though it's not like I want you to tell me in a tone that doesn't match my own or anything," a currently unrecognizable female voice proceeded to speak up over to Angel Bluebell with, from just slightly over to her right.

But, before Angel Bluebell could then proceed to turn slightly to her right, in order to try and figure out who had just said this statement of theirs not but a moment prior...

"Sissy, Keiko! Thank goodness you both are safe!" The unmistakable voice of one Kuroko Shirai wound up yelling out out of seemingly nowhere.

Which as expected, was then swiftly followed by Kuroko, then proceeding to jump onto Keiko's back suddenly. And so suddenly in fact, that it actually wound up briefly surprising her. But, once the temporary shock on Keiko had worn off...

"Kuroko...I am now going to go and count to three...And if by the time that I get to three, and you haven't gotten off of me...then me and Misaka, are going to then proceed, to shock the ever so loving heck out of you!" Keiko now proceeded to say to Kuroko quite angrily.

Which, from the very noticeable sparks of electricity, that had now proceeded to spark somewhat violently, through the bangs of both Keiko and Misaka's hair respectively. This had now pretty much given Kuroko enough of a message, that neither Keiko or Misaka, were even the slightest bit interested, in allowing Kuroko to continue her current perverted antic on either of them.

But then...

"Hey Baka! I'm still waiting for you to give me an answer on where I am!" The same but still currently unrecognizable female voice proceeded to speak up with to Angel Bluebell quite angrily from once again slightly over to her right.

And, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to look slightly over to her right. Her light blue eyes were then met by a young looking girl. Who looked as though she could actually have been related to Kuroko. Since like Kuroko, her hair was also done up in twin pigtails. Only unlike Kuroko, this girls hair was a pink color. Which once Angel Bluebell had proceeded to look at it a little bit more, was almost the exact same shade of pink as Wedding Peach's hair was.

But, as for who she was, and with Angel Bluebell now realizing all too well who she was...

"Well Mine, hasn't anybody in Night Raid ever told you that patience is a virtue?! And for the record Mine! I was distracted by something by the way! So thanks so much for asking me about that! And really Mine, is this how you converse with Tatsumi as well as the rest of your comrades in Night Raid?! Well then, it's no wonder Tatsumi and some of the other members of Night Raid, can't stand you sometimes! Which by the way viewer...Angel Bluebell here again by the way....*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So viewers, let me be as clear and straightforward as I possibly can...when I say that I mean no sort of disrespect whatsoever, to a tsundere such as Mine...In fact viewers, as I am sure that I have said countless times in previous chapters, I have no issue with any tsundere characters...I mean after all viewers, there are already quite a few of them that are allies in the Four Aces Alliance...But just to give you viewers all a recap...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone, to then once again proceed to cut her off both mid statement, and mid fourth wall break. As well as for them to then proceed to come into the frame of shot, just as they proceeded to speak as well as cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence. Which, like all of the other times that this has happened, has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching yet again*"

And as for who had chosen to interrupt Angel Bluebells fourth wall break midway through this time? Well you see, about that...

"Bluebell, the viewers don't need to hear another one of your long winded fourth wall breaks! Now can we please proceed with chapter?!...*Misaka now proceeds to once again come into the frame of shot. Which as usual, and a sort of way to let Angel Bluebell know, that she shouldn't be ending the current chapter just yet. Which is also while sparks of electricity, are also currently proceeding to spark somewhat violently, through the bangs of Misaka's hair*"

"Y-yes Misaka, right away...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say, only for someone other then Misaka, to now proceed to cut her off yet again. As well as for them to then proceed to come into the frame of shot, just as they proceeded to speak as well as cut Angel Bluebell off. Which once again, has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to still proceed to visibly twitch*"

"Wait, so you both can talk to the viewers too?...*Leone now proceeds to speak up with this, as she also, like Misaka, proceeds to come into the frame of shot. And, proceeds to place one of her arms around Misaka. Which not surprisingly, has now caused Misaka to start getting a little bit uncomfortable. Since Misaka face, is pretty much right next to Leone's...well, you get what I mean*"

"Yea so Misaka? Do you still not want me to end this current chapter? Or should I just chalk this up...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this over to Misaka. Who at the current moment, has a very uncomfortable looking expression on her face. And sure enough, Misaka proceeds to then interrupt Angel Bluebell mid sentence*"

"Yea Bluebell, just forget what I said, and please end the chapter. I need to speak to our friend here for a little bit. And I don't think that the viewers need to read about it if you know what I mean...*Misaka proceeds to say this over to Angel Bluebell. While her expression then proceeds to quickly shift to one of clear and obvious looking irritation. Which is then quickly followed, by the unmistakable noise of crackling, as the electricity has now once again proceeded to spark through the bangs of Misaka's hair*"

"Right Misaka, then I'll leave you and Leone to have a chat...And as per Misaka's request viewers...this now marks end of this current chapter...And so viewers, from me, along with Keiko, Zachary, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance...We will see you all in the next chapter...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 15

Chapter 16: Monkey See, And Wolfie Do!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then, before I proceed into the chapter, which is currently still taking place in the Mobile Suit Gundam Wing anime timeline...and as usual viewers, a chapter recap is in mind...So viewers, with that in mind...lets get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, shall we?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: December 24, 195 AC


Okay, so back to the current situation and currently still ongoing fight with General Esdeath, along with Quiche, as well as Little Miss Bambi, Giselle, and the rest of the Bambies. And with regard to this...

"Hey Baka?! You with the long light blue hair! Tell me where I am! Though it's not like I want you to tell me in a tone that doesn't match my own or anything," a currently unrecognizable female voice proceeded to speak up over to Angel Bluebell with, from just slightly over to her right.

But, before Angel Bluebell could then proceed to turn slightly to her right, in order to try and figure out who had just said this statement of theirs not but a moment prior...

"Sissy, Keiko! Thank goodness you both are safe!" The unmistakable voice of one Kuroko Shirai wound up yelling out out of seemingly nowhere.

Which as expected, was then swiftly followed by Kuroko, then proceeding to jump onto Keiko's back suddenly. And so suddenly in fact, that it actually wound up briefly surprising her. But, once the temporary shock on Keiko had worn off...

"Kuroko...I am now going to go and count to three...And if by the time that I get to three, and you haven't gotten off of me...then me and Misaka, are going to then proceed, to shock the ever so loving heck out of you!" Keiko now proceeded to say to Kuroko quite angrily.

Which, from the very noticeable sparks of electricity, that had now proceeded to spark somewhat violently, through the bangs of both Keiko and Misaka's hair respectively. This had now pretty much given Kuroko enough of a message, that neither Keiko or Misaka, were even the slightest bit interested, in allowing Kuroko to continue her current perverted antic on either of them.

But then...

"Hey Baka! I'm still waiting for you to give me an answer on where I am!" The same but still currently unrecognizable female voice proceeded to speak up with to Angel Bluebell quite angrily from once again slightly over to her right.

And, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to look slightly over to her right. Her light blue eyes were then met by a young looking girl. Who looked as though she could actually have been related to Kuroko. Since like Kuroko, her hair was also done up in twin pigtails. Only unlike Kuroko, this girls hair was a pink color. Which once Angel Bluebell had proceeded to look at it a little bit more, was almost the exact same shade of pink as Wedding Peach's hair was.

But, as for who she was, and with Angel Bluebell now realizing all too well who she was...

"Well Mine, hasn't anybody in Night Raid ever told you that patience is a virtue?! And for the record Mine! I was distracted by something by the way! So thanks so much for asking me about that! And really Mine, is this how you converse with Tatsumi as well as the rest of your comrades in Night Raid?! Well then, it's no wonder Tatsumi and some of the other members of Night Raid, can't stand you sometimes! Which by the way viewer...Angel Bluebell here again by the way....*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So viewers, let me be as clear and straightforward as I possibly can...when I say that I mean no sort of disrespect whatsoever, to a tsundere such as Mine...In fact viewers, as I am sure that I have said countless times in previous chapters, I have no issue with any tsundere characters...I mean after all viewers, there are already quite a few of them that are allies in the Four Aces Alliance...But just to give you viewers all a recap...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone, to then once again proceed to cut her off both mid statement, and mid fourth wall break. As well as for them to then proceed to come into the frame of shot, just as they proceeded to speak as well as cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence. Which, like all of the other times that this has happened, has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching yet again*"

And as for who had chosen to interrupt Angel Bluebells fourth wall break midway through this time? Well you see, about that...

"Bluebell, the viewers don't need to hear another one of your long winded fourth wall breaks! Now can we please proceed with chapter?!...*Misaka now proceeds to once again come into the frame of shot. Which as usual, and a sort of way to let Angel Bluebell know, that she shouldn't be ending the current chapter just yet. Which is also while sparks of electricity, are also currently proceeding to spark somewhat violently, through the bangs of Misaka's hair*"

"Y-yes Misaka, right away...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say, only for someone other then Misaka, to now proceed to cut her off yet again. As well as for them to then proceed to come into the frame of shot, just as they proceeded to speak as well as cut Angel Bluebell off. Which once again, has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to still proceed to visibly twitch*"

"Wait, so you both can talk to the viewers too?...*Leone now proceeds to speak up with this, as she also, like Misaka, proceeds to come into the frame of shot. And, proceeds to place one of her arms around Misaka. Which not surprisingly, has now caused Misaka to start getting a little bit uncomfortable. Since Misaka face, is pretty much right next to Leone's...well, you get what I mean*"

"Yea so Misaka? Do you still not want me to end this current chapter? Or should I just chalk this up...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this over to Misaka. Who at the current moment, has a very uncomfortable looking expression on her face. And sure enough, Misaka proceeds to then interrupt Angel Bluebell mid sentence*"

"Yea Bluebell, just forget what I said, and please end the chapter. I need to speak to our friend here for a little bit. And I don't think that the viewers need to read about it if you know what I mean...*Misaka proceeds to say this over to Angel Bluebell. While her expression then proceeds to quickly shift to one of clear and obvious looking irritation. Which is then quickly followed, by the unmistakable noise of crackling, as the electricity has now once again proceeded to spark through the bangs of Misaka's hair*"

"Right Misaka, then I'll leave you and Leone to have a chat...And as per Misaka's request viewers...this now marks end of this current chapter...And so viewers, from me, along with Keiko, Zachary, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance...We will see you all in the next chapter...okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: December 24, 195 AC


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing fight, as well as the situation at hand.

"Well actually viewers, not exactly...Yes, Angel Bluebell here again by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So then viewers, as I was about to go and address to you all...We will not be getting back into the fight and currently ongoing battle at hand just yet...Because since the last chapter...well...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for a blush of slight embarrassment to then suddenly start making its way onto her face. To which this somewhat embarrassed expression of Angel Bluebells, then proceeds to quickly fade from her face, as quickly as it had appeared. Which was due pretty much in part, to what had actually just finished happening, from in between both the end of the last chapter, and the beginning of this one*"

"And that Leone, as far as I can tell, is how we all ended up here...*Misaka had just proceeded to finish her incredibly long winded explanation, which included in very immense detail, on pretty much every single anime canon timeline that we had all already been in and through. Which just as Misaka had finally finished her 'quick chat,' with Leone so too speak. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to turn towards them both, in an effort to try and speak up, as a way go and proceed to carry on with the current chapter at hand*"

"Okay Misaka, so I take it that both you and Leone have mended things between the both of you so too speak?...Which by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeded to attempt to say this, only for Misaka to then proceed to cut her off mid sentence. Which not surprisingly, has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching yet again*"

"Hey Bluebell? I don't think that the viewers need to hear such a long winded explanation...I mean after all, they can just read the previous chapters for themselves...*Misaka proceeded to say this back over to Angel Bluebell in response, while a slight blush of embarrassment, had also proceeded to quickly make its way onto her face. Which was a way to help Angel Bluebell recognize, that trying to explain what had already went on in the previous chapters, given that the viewers could just go back and read them themselves, was not something that was necessary. Which due to Angel Bluebell then realizing this, she then proceeded to face forward again, in order to continue to address the viewers*...Okay Misaka, I understand...And so viewers, why don't we just go right ahead and get on with the chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting back into the still ongoing fight from the last chapter, and as well as the still ongoing battle at hand...

"Hey Baka?! For the record, I didn't ask you to spill the beans on how I act around my comrades in Night Raid!" Mine had now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with. Which not surprisingly, she had said this statement of hers back to Angel Bluebell, because she wasn't exactly happy with Angel Bluebell knowing all too well, with how intolerable Mine sometimes was to Tatsumi, and a good portion of her other allies in Night Raid.

But then...

"Hey Bluebell?! I think that it is now finally time for you to meet my pet! So, to me my Chimera Anima!" Quiche proceeded to yell out over to Angel Bluebell with.

Which not even a split second later, a lion, which was obviously a Chimera Anima, had proceeded to suddenly appear out of thin air. And, as it then proceeded to roar quite loudly, Angel Bluebell then felt a very familiar magic aura.

And so, with this realization now in mind...

"Hey Quiche? Do you know by any chance of the age old saying 'curiosity killed the cat?'" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say over to Quiche in response.

Which as Angel Bluebell had intended from having said her current statement, Quiche had now proceeded to look at her, as if he thought that Angel Bluebell was crazy.

And as such...

"Yes Bluebell, I do? But what does that have to do with..." Quiche proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with. Which he had also proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response, with quite a bit of confusion very much present in his current tone.

"Hey Quiche?! Did you miss me, because I sure didn't! Hey Bluebell, long time no see," the unmistakable voice of Mew Ichigo proceeded to call out over to Angel Bluebell with.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Ah Mew Ichigo, right on time as always. So I take it that you, Mew Mint, and Mew Lettuce managed to make it here without too much trouble?" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say this, while she also proceeded to turn slightly over to the direction in which Mew Ichigo's voice had come from.

Only once Angel Bluebell had, she was then met by more then just Mew Ichigo, Mew Mint, and Mew Lettuce. In fact, there were now two more females that were similarly dressed like Mew Ichigo, Mew Mint, and Mew Lettuce.

One of them, had their hair in tiny braids while stream. They were also wearing fur in the shape of finger-less gloves on both of their hands. Her Mew uniform, was a bright yellow color. She was also currently holding what appeared to be a tambourine in each of her hands, and a monkey tail was also protruding out of her behind.

And as for the other female? Well she was wearing a Mew uniform, that consisted of a short, red-violet crop-top with light pink lace lining, red-violet flared shorts and matching thigh-high boots. She was also wearing red-violet on her armbands, choker and garter belt, which was located on her left thigh. She was also wearing a pair of matching wristbands. And, she also had large grey-brown lupine ears and a tail. And her Mew Pendant was attached to her choker. 

And it was only then, that Angel Bluebell realized who these two new people were, and that our allies, had now increased by two more people. And as for who these two were? Well about that...

"Well then viewers, it would seem as though the entire Mew Mew team is now all here...Oh right, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And with this in mind viewers, let me now proudly welcome to the Four Aces Alliance...Mew Pudding, and Mew Zakuro...Which now completes the whole Mew Mew team...And also viewers, I believe that this is now more then a good point, to end this current chapter...But as usual viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

"Well said there Bluebell...Zachary here again by the way...Now viewers, just as Bluebell just said. Both of us, as well as the rest of The Four Aces Alliance. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 16

Chapter 17: Navigators, Perverts, And Sunny Day(s) Ahead!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then, before I proceed into the chapter, which is currently still taking place in the Mobile Suit Gundam Wing anime timeline...and as usual viewers, a chapter recap is in mind...So viewers, with that in mind...lets get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, shall we?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: December 24, 195 AC


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing fight, as well as the situation at hand.

"Well actually viewers, not exactly...Yes, Angel Bluebell here again by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So then viewers, as I was about to go and address to you all...We will not be getting back into the fight and currently ongoing battle at hand just yet...Because since the last chapter...well...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for a blush of slight embarrassment to then suddenly start making its way onto her face. To which this somewhat embarrassed expression of Angel Bluebells, then proceeds to quickly fade from her face, as quickly as it had appeared. Which was due pretty much in part, to what had actually just finished happening, from in between both the end of the last chapter, and the beginning of this one*"

"And that Leone, as far as I can tell, is how we all ended up here...*Misaka had just proceeded to finish her incredibly long winded explanation, which included in very immense detail, on pretty much every single anime canon timeline that we had all already been in and through. Which just as Misaka had finally finished her 'quick chat,' with Leone so too speak. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to turn towards them both, in an effort to try and speak up, as a way go and proceed to carry on with the current chapter at hand*"

"Okay Misaka, so I take it that both you and Leone have mended things between the both of you so too speak?...Which by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeded to attempt to say this, only for Misaka to then proceed to cut her off mid sentence. Which not surprisingly, has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching yet again*"

"Hey Bluebell? I don't think that the viewers need to hear such a long winded explanation...I mean after all, they can just read the previous chapters for themselves...*Misaka proceeded to say this back over to Angel Bluebell in response, while a slight blush of embarrassment, had also proceeded to quickly make its way onto her face. Which was a way to help Angel Bluebell recognize, that trying to explain what had already went on in the previous chapters, given that the viewers could just go back and read them themselves, was not something that was necessary. Which due to Angel Bluebell then realizing this, she then proceeded to face forward again, in order to continue to address the viewers*...Okay Misaka, I understand...And so viewers, why don't we just go right ahead and get on with the chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting back into the still ongoing fight from the last chapter, and as well as the still ongoing battle at hand...

"Hey Baka?! For the record, I didn't ask you to spill the beans on how I act around my comrades in Night Raid!" Mine had now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with. Which not surprisingly, she had said this statement of hers back to Angel Bluebell, because she wasn't exactly happy with Angel Bluebell knowing all too well, with how intolerable Mine sometimes was to Tatsumi, and a good portion of her other allies in Night Raid.

But then...

"Hey Bluebell?! I think that it is now finally time for you to meet my pet! So, to me my Chimera Anima!" Quiche proceeded to yell out over to Angel Bluebell with.

Which not even a split second later, a lion, which was obviously a Chimera Anima, had proceeded to suddenly appear out of thin air. And, as it then proceeded to roar quite loudly, Angel Bluebell then felt a very familiar magic aura.

And so, with this realization now in mind...

"Hey Quiche? Do you know by any chance of the age old saying 'curiosity killed the cat?'" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say over to Quiche in response.

Which as Angel Bluebell had intended from having said her current statement, Quiche had now proceeded to look at her, as if he thought that Angel Bluebell was crazy.

And as such...

"Yes Bluebell, I do? But what does that have to do with..." Quiche proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with. Which he had also proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response, with quite a bit of confusion very much present in his current tone.

"Hey Quiche?! Did you miss me, because I sure didn't! Hey Bluebell, long time no see," the unmistakable voice of Mew Ichigo proceeded to call out over to Angel Bluebell with.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Ah Mew Ichigo, right on time as always. So I take it that you, Mew Mint, and Mew Lettuce managed to make it here without too much trouble?" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say this, while she also proceeded to turn slightly over to the direction in which Mew Ichigo's voice had come from.

Only once Angel Bluebell had, she was then met by more then just Mew Ichigo, Mew Mint, and Mew Lettuce. In fact, there were now two more females that were similarly dressed like Mew Ichigo, Mew Mint, and Mew Lettuce.

One of them, had their hair in tiny braids while stream. They were also wearing fur in the shape of finger-less gloves on both of their hands. Her Mew uniform, was a bright yellow color. She was also currently holding what appeared to be a tambourine in each of her hands, and a monkey tail was also protruding out of her behind.

And as for the other female? Well she was wearing a Mew uniform, that consisted of a short, red-violet crop-top with light pink lace lining, red-violet flared shorts and matching thigh-high boots. She was also wearing red-violet on her armbands, choker and garter belt, which was located on her left thigh. She was also wearing a pair of matching wristbands. And, she also had large grey-brown lupine ears and a tail. And her Mew Pendant was attached to her choker. 

And it was only then, that Angel Bluebell realized who these two new people were, and that our allies, had now increased by two more people. And as for who these two were? Well about that...

"Well then viewers, it would seem as though the entire Mew Mew team is now all here...Oh right, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And with this in mind viewers, let me now proudly welcome to the Four Aces Alliance...Mew Pudding, and Mew Zakuro...Which now completes the whole Mew Mew team...And also viewers, I believe that this is now more then a good point, to end this current chapter...But as usual viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

"Well said there Bluebell...Zachary here again by the way...Now viewers, just as Bluebell just said. Both of us, as well as the rest of The Four Aces Alliance. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: December 24, 195 AC


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing fight, as well as the situation at hand. Which was as follows...

"So Esdeath, do you realize now just how outmatched you are in this fight? I mean after all Esdeath, I would say that your so called ice powers, aren't going to do a whole lot. And while I'm at it..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for Esdeath to then proceed to cut her off mid sentence.

Which not surprisingly, had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes to now start visibly twitching yet again. And as for General Esdeath and her sad attempt to try and rebuttal...

"You think that my control over ice is the only ability that I have?! Then why don't I show you..." General Esdeath proceeded to try and say back to Angel Bluebell quite angrily in response with.

But, knowing all too well what it was that she was about to say. Angel Bluebell decided to then proceed to cut her off mid sentence, just how she had gone and done to her not but a moment prior.

And as for Angel Bluebells response back to General Esdeath, and as a way for Angel Bluebell to go and 'twist the knife even more,' so too speak...

"Oh Esdeath, would you by any chance be about to tell me about your ability to have some sort of control over having the power to stop time? Oh, I think that you will find Esdeath, that I already know all too well of that ability being in your possession. And speaking of which Esdeath, do you honestly think that you're the only one that can control time in some shape or form? Super Sailor Pluto, can you honestly believe the nerve and audacity of this so called Ice Queen? I mean after all Esdeath, your arrogant tone seems to suggest to me and those such as Super Sailor Pluto and Sakura as well, that having that ability somehow makes you unique. When in reality Esdeath, that couldn't be any further from the truth if it tried! I mean, do you honestly believe, that...*Angel Bluebell proceeded to say this over to Esdeath with in a very cheeky, smug, and witty sounding tone to her voice. Which during when she was saying this same statement. Angel Bluebell had proceeded to briefly turn her attention slightly around, to glance at both Super Sailor Pluto, and Sakura. To which she then proceeded to turn her full attention forwards again, in order to continue to address, and then finish addressing General Esdeath. But, as Angel Bluebell had then proceeded, to continue finishing her statement to General Esdeath. General Esdeath then proceeded to once again go, and cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence*"

Which not surprisingly, had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes to now start visibly twitching yet again. And as for General Esdeath and her second sad attempt to try and rebuttal yet again...

"Watch your tone worm! You have no right..." General Esdeath proceeded to try and say back to Angel Bluebell quite angrily in response, as yet another sad attempt at yet another rebuttal. Which like the last time from not even a minute prior. Angel Bluebell had once again proceeded to just go and cut General Esdeath of mid sentence.

And as for Angel Bluebells justifiable response back to General Esdeath...

"No Esdeath, as that is where you are wrong! As you will find that I in fact have every right to say these things to you! You act as though you're unique in this situation, when the clear and cut fact Esdeath, is that you're not! Or did your fights against Night Raid, really make you this arrogant?! Because as far as I can tell Esdeath..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back to General Esdeath in response with.

Which Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say, while now being quite justifiably fed up with what had been getting spouted of of General Esdeath's mouth. But, something then proceeded to happen, or in this case, someone proceeded to shout out something. Which not surprisingly, had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes to now start visibly twitching yet again. 

And as for the reason as to why this was the case? Well, about that...

"Oh come on! Again?!" The unmistakable voice of Mew Ichigo proceeded to shout out out of seemingly nowhere.

And, once Angel Bluebell had proceeded to glance slightly over to her right. She then noticed and all too familiar and quickly onrushing wave, of bright white light.

Which just like all of the other times, had proceeded to quickly slam into all of us, and then proceed to temporarily blind all of us.

And, just like several of the other times that this had happened. Angel Bluebell had proceeded during this, to once again look around and behind her, in order to try and see which of our allies would wind up disappearing this time.

But the only thing was, not one of our currently present allies, wound up disappearing this time. In fact, the opposite wound up being the case. Because a couple of our allies, had now proceeded to suddenly reappear among us again.

Which were Naruto, Sakura, Natsu, Lucy, Erza, Wendy, Gray, Juvia, Cana, Ichigo, Orihime, Rukia, Renji, Ikkaku, Kenpachi, Yachiru, Rangiku, Toshiro, Byakuya, Yoruichi, and finally Uryu. Who though he wasn't exactly our ally at the current moment, he wasn't going to be our current enemy for very much longer.

And, as the light proceeded to then die down after only a couple more seconds. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to look around at her current surroundings. And it looked as though, we were now aboard what looked like yet another ship. But, it wasn't the ship that we had all just ended up on, that was Ange Bluebells current and main concern. In fact, what was Angel Bluebells main concern at the moment, was as follows...

"I hope that I can get to meet her someday, do you think that Vivi will be interested?" A very suave sounding male voice proceeded to say from the middle portion of the main deck of the ship that we had all wound up on.

But then...

"I DON'T THINK SO!" A very irate, very upset sounding, but currently unrecognizable female voice proceeded to scream out quite loudly. Which was then followed by a couple seconds of what sounded like punches being thrown.

And, when Angel Bluebell had proceeded to turn her attention towards the source of the very agitated female voice. As well as the punches that had been thrown not but a moment prior.

Angel Bluebell was then met, by a somewhat recognizable long slim young woman of average height with orange hair and brown eyes. She also had what appeared to be a blue tattoo on her left shoulder. She was also currently wearing a pink shirt, jean shorts, and some high-heeled sandals.

And upon then looking to either side of her, Angel Bluebell noticed a man to the left, with what appeared to be short yellow colored hair. And he currently appeared to be knocked out cold on the floor. Which was indicated by a somewhat large cartoonish pink colored swell protruding from the top of his head.

And as for the individual on the right of this female? Well despite the fact that from what Angel Bluebell could tell that he appeared to be a skeleton. And like the man to Angel Bluebells left, she could see that he was also currently knocked out cold on the floor. As was indicated by yet another large cartoonish, and pink colored swell, that was also protruding from the top of his black hair upon his head.

And without even having to try and find out exactly what was going on. Angel Bluebell simply just wound up looking back to the female in the middle of the two knocked out men on the floor. And upon seeing her in quite an irritated looking sort of state. Angel Bluebell then realized, that she had knocked them both out, due to a questionable perverted sort of statement, that the both of them had said.

Since from what Angel Bluebell knew about Kuroko Shirai, Keiko, and Misaka from their altercations that the three of them had seemed to have from time to time. Angel Bluebell was pretty much able to deduce almost right away, that this was what had indeed happened, just as her and the rest of us had arrived here.

And as for what wound up happening next...

"Wow, that man is a somewhat perverted one isn't he? It kind of reminds me of someone else that I know," Keiko had now proceeded to say out loud from out of seemingly nowhere.

And, as Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to turn slightly towards Keiko. And then noticed that both her and Misaka, were currently glaring quite strongly and somewhat angrily at Kuroko. Angel Bluebell, as well as Keiko, then realized, that if Kuroko wound up doing her usual sort of perverted antics here, then that might very well wind up resulting in her getting hurt for it.

But then...

"Okay...well this just got completely crazy...Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, let me now all properly welcome you all, to the One Piece anime timeline...More specifically viewers, to episode 891 of the one and only Wano Country Arc...And also viewers, to what will wind up being quite the interesting meeting...Between Naruto, Ichigo Kurosaki, and of course...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner. Only for someone to now proceed to interject into her fourth wall break again*"

Which not surprisingly, had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes to now start visibly twitching yet again. And as for who had gone and done this to me this time? Well about that...

"Hey, are you talking to the viewers? You wouldn't mind if I say hi to them as well by any chance would you?...*A young looking male, wearing a straw hat on top of his head, proceeds to come into the frame of shot. And then proceeds to smile somewhat broadly, as he proceeds to say his statement to Angel Bluebell*"

"Uh, no Luffy, not at all...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this over to the one and only Monkey D. Luffy. Which she had proceeded to say with a slight bit of nervousness present on her face*...You can say hello to the viewers in the next chapter...And viewers, let me also now present, one Monkey D. Luffy...You know viewers, the one that is the main character of the One Piece anime?...And also viewers, I believe that this is now more then a good point, to end this current chapter...As you have quite a lot of information to digest from this chapter...And as usual viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you all there, okay?...Oh, and welcome to the Wano Country Arc...And I hope you enjoy your stay...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 17

Chapter 18: A Nine-Tailed Fox, A Substitute Soul Reaper, And A Band Of Straw Hats!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, before I proceed with the chapter...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner. Only for a certain someone to then proceed to come into the frame of shot. To which they then proceed to speak up. Which as a result, has now once again, caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now proceed to start visibly twitching again*"

"Hey Bluebell was it? Can I...*Monkey D. Luffy proceeds to say this, just after he proceeds to come into the frame of shot*"

"Y-yes Luffy you can...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone else to now proceed to come into the frame of shot. To which they then proceed to speak up. And, if it wasn't at all possible, this has now caused the twitch in one of Angel Bluebell eyes, to now proceed to become even more visibly twitchy*"

"Hey, what are you two talking about with the viewers?...*Naruto Uzumaki now proceeds to say this just as he comes into the frame of shot. Which he also proceeded to say, while giving off one of his signature grins*"

"Uh, well Naruto, you see, the thing is...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone else to now proceed to come into the frame of shot. To which they then proceed to speak up. And, if it wasn't at all possible, for now the third time, this has now caused the twitch in one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now proceed to become even more visibly twitchy then it already was*"

"Uh, what are the three of you doing?...*Ichigo Kurosaki now proceeds to say this, just as he proceeds to come into the frame of shot*"

"Uh, well Ichigo, you see, the thing is...Okay viewers, so I wasn't exactly planning for Naruto, Ichigo, and Luffy to meet one another just yet...But as you viewers can probably tell, that has now sort of gone out the window...So yea viewers, let me just have us get on with that chapter recap now, before things start to get a bit more out of hand then they already are currently...Now then viewers, shall we begin?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this thought portion of her current fourth wall break, while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"


Date: December 24, 195 AC


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing fight, as well as the situation at hand. Which was as follows...

"So Esdeath, do you realize now just how outmatched you are in this fight? I mean after all Esdeath, I would say that your so called ice powers, aren't going to do a whole lot. And while I'm at it..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for Esdeath to then proceed to cut her off mid sentence.

Which not surprisingly, had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes to now start visibly twitching yet again. And as for General Esdeath and her sad attempt to try and rebuttal...

"You think that my control over ice is the only ability that I have?! Then why don't I show you..." General Esdeath proceeded to try and say back to Angel Bluebell quite angrily in response with.

But, knowing all too well what it was that she was about to say. Angel Bluebell decided to then proceed to cut her off mid sentence, just how she had gone and done to her not but a moment prior.

And as for Angel Bluebells response back to General Esdeath, and as a way for Angel Bluebell to go and 'twist the knife even more,' so too speak...

"Oh Esdeath, would you by any chance be about to tell me about your ability to have some sort of control over having the power to stop time? Oh, I think that you will find Esdeath, that I already know all too well of that ability being in your possession. And speaking of which Esdeath, do you honestly think that you're the only one that can control time in some shape or form? Super Sailor Pluto, can you honestly believe the nerve and audacity of this so called Ice Queen? I mean after all Esdeath, your arrogant tone seems to suggest to me and those such as Super Sailor Pluto and Sakura as well, that having that ability somehow makes you unique. When in reality Esdeath, that couldn't be any further from the truth if it tried! I mean, do you honestly believe, that...*Angel Bluebell proceeded to say this over to Esdeath with in a very cheeky, smug, and witty sounding tone to her voice. Which during when she was saying this same statement. Angel Bluebell had proceeded to briefly turn her attention slightly around, to glance at both Super Sailor Pluto, and Sakura. To which she then proceeded to turn her full attention forwards again, in order to continue to address, and then finish addressing General Esdeath. But, as Angel Bluebell had then proceeded, to continue finishing her statement to General Esdeath. General Esdeath then proceeded to once again go, and cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence*"

Which not surprisingly, had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes to now start visibly twitching yet again. And as for General Esdeath and her second sad attempt to try and rebuttal yet again...

"Watch your tone worm! You have no right..." General Esdeath proceeded to try and say back to Angel Bluebell quite angrily in response, as yet another sad attempt at yet another rebuttal. Which like the last time from not even a minute prior. Angel Bluebell had once again proceeded to just go and cut General Esdeath of mid sentence.

And as for Angel Bluebells justifiable response back to General Esdeath...

"No Esdeath, as that is where you are wrong! As you will find that I in fact have every right to say these things to you! You act as though you're unique in this situation, when the clear and cut fact Esdeath, is that you're not! Or did your fights against Night Raid, really make you this arrogant?! Because as far as I can tell Esdeath..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back to General Esdeath in response with.

Which Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say, while now being quite justifiably fed up with what had been getting spouted of of General Esdeath's mouth. But, something then proceeded to happen, or in this case, someone proceeded to shout out something. Which not surprisingly, had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes to now start visibly twitching yet again. 

And as for the reason as to why this was the case? Well, about that...

"Oh come on! Again?!" The unmistakable voice of Mew Ichigo proceeded to shout out out of seemingly nowhere.

And, once Angel Bluebell had proceeded to glance slightly over to her right. She then noticed and all too familiar and quickly onrushing wave, of bright white light.

Which just like all of the other times, had proceeded to quickly slam into all of us, and then proceed to temporarily blind all of us.

And, just like several of the other times that this had happened. Angel Bluebell had proceeded during this, to once again look around and behind her, in order to try and see which of our allies would wind up disappearing this time.

But the only thing was, not one of our currently present allies, wound up disappearing this time. In fact, the opposite wound up being the case. Because a couple of our allies, had now proceeded to suddenly reappear among us again.

Which were Naruto, Sakura, Natsu, Lucy, Erza, Wendy, Gray, Juvia, Cana, Ichigo, Orihime, Rukia, Renji, Ikkaku, Kenpachi, Yachiru, Rangiku, Toshiro, Byakuya, Yoruichi, and finally Uryu. Who though he wasn't exactly our ally at the current moment, he wasn't going to be our current enemy for very much longer.

And, as the light proceeded to then die down after only a couple more seconds. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to look around at her current surroundings. And it looked as though, we were now aboard what looked like yet another ship. But, it wasn't the ship that we had all just ended up on, that was Ange Bluebells current and main concern. In fact, what was Angel Bluebells main concern at the moment, was as follows...

"I hope that I can get to meet her someday, do you think that Vivi will be interested?" A very suave sounding male voice proceeded to say from the middle portion of the main deck of the ship that we had all wound up on.

But then...

"I DON'T THINK SO!" A very irate, very upset sounding, but currently unrecognizable female voice proceeded to scream out quite loudly. Which was then followed by a couple seconds of what sounded like punches being thrown.

And, when Angel Bluebell had proceeded to turn her attention towards the source of the very agitated female voice. As well as the punches that had been thrown not but a moment prior.

Angel Bluebell was then met, by a somewhat recognizable long slim young woman of average height with orange hair and brown eyes. She also had what appeared to be a blue tattoo on her left shoulder. She was also currently wearing a pink shirt, jean shorts, and some high-heeled sandals.

And upon then looking to either side of her, Angel Bluebell noticed a man to the left, with what appeared to be short yellow colored hair. And he currently appeared to be knocked out cold on the floor. Which was indicated by a somewhat large cartoonish pink colored swell protruding from the top of his head.

And as for the individual on the right of this female? Well despite the fact that from what Angel Bluebell could tell that he appeared to be a skeleton. And like the man to Angel Bluebells left, she could see that he was also currently knocked out cold on the floor. As was indicated by yet another large cartoonish, and pink colored swell, that was also protruding from the top of his black hair upon his head.

And without even having to try and find out exactly what was going on. Angel Bluebell simply just wound up looking back to the female in the middle of the two knocked out men on the floor. And upon seeing her in quite an irritated looking sort of state. Angel Bluebell then realized, that she had knocked them both out, due to a questionable perverted sort of statement, that the both of them had said.

Since from what Angel Bluebell knew about Kuroko Shirai, Keiko, and Misaka from their altercations that the three of them had seemed to have from time to time. Angel Bluebell was pretty much able to deduce almost right away, that this was what had indeed happened, just as her and the rest of us had arrived here.

And as for what wound up happening next...

"Wow, that man is a somewhat perverted one isn't he? It kind of reminds me of someone else that I know," Keiko had now proceeded to say out loud from out of seemingly nowhere.

And, as Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to turn slightly towards Keiko. And then noticed that both her and Misaka, were currently glaring quite strongly and somewhat angrily at Kuroko. Angel Bluebell, as well as Keiko, then realized, that if Kuroko wound up doing her usual sort of perverted antics here, then that might very well wind up resulting in her getting hurt for it.

But then...

"Okay...well this just got completely crazy...Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of my eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, let me now all properly welcome you all, to the One Piece anime timeline...More specifically viewers, to episode 891 of the one and only Wano Country Arc...And also viewers, to what will wind up being quite the interesting meeting...Between Naruto, Ichigo Kurosaki, and of course...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner. Only for someone to now proceed to interject into her fourth wall break again*"

Which not surprisingly, had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes to now start visibly twitching yet again. And as for who had gone and done this to me this time? Well about that...

"Hey, are you talking to the viewers? You wouldn't mind if I say hi to them as well by any chance would you?...*A young looking male, wearing a straw hat on top of his head, proceeds to come into the frame of shot. And then proceeds to smile somewhat broadly, as he proceeds to say his statement to Angel Bluebell*"

"Uh, no Luffy, not at all...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this over to the one and only Monkey D. Luffy. Which she had proceeded to say with a slight bit of nervousness present on her face*...You can say hello to the viewers in the next chapter...And viewers, let me also now present, one Monkey D. Luffy...You know viewers, the one that is the main character of the One Piece anime?...And also viewers, I believe that this is now more then a good point, to end this current chapter...As you have quite a lot of information to digest from this chapter...And as usual viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you all there, okay?...Oh, and welcome to the Wano Country Arc...And I hope you enjoy your stay...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: June 30, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation. And as for that very thing in question. Well you see, here's the thing about that...

"Oh no, I think I'm going to..." The unmistakable nauseous sounding voice of one Natsu Dragneel started to attempt to try and say. Only for the next thing to come out from his mouth, was an unmistakable sound of him dry heaving, which was then quickly followed by an unmistakable sound of a nauseating gag.

And, before Angel Bluebell could even have or get the chance to turn around...

"What's wrong with the two of them?" A male voice had proceeded to speak up with from just over to Angel Bluebells right. And from what Angel Bluebell could hear from their voice, they currently had somewhat of a concern with the currently pretty poor states, of both Natsu and Wendy.

And as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to turn her attention towards the male voices source. She was then met, by a man with short green colored hair. Who also apparently had several swords positioned in several places on his person.

And as for Angel Bluebell, since she knew all too well as to who this man was. And more importantly, as a way to not only clear up the current confusion. And as well as way to help subside any sort of concern that any of the Straw Hats might have about both Natsu and Wendy...

"Oh Z-Zoro, sorry, but I didn't see you over there...so yeah about the both of them...they're both just a bit seasick at the current moment...so no need to worry about either of them...And speaking of which viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this. To which she then proceeds to turn her attention, as well as her eyesight slightly over to her right. Which she was doing, in order to briefly address the viewers. The only trouble was, just as Angel Bluebell was about to go and address the viewers, someone then proceeded to interrupt her mid sentence. Which, like all of the other times that this had already happened. This had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

"And you're okay with that?" The voice of a squeaky animal type voice proceeded to speak up with to Angel Bluebell with, as they also went and proceeded to cut her off mid sentence.

And, once Angel Bluebell had glanced slightly below her current field of vision towards Zoro. She was then met by a small potbellied looking animal with gold colored fur. Who was wearing a blue cap that had a ring of dots around the circle, while the cap had buckles hanging from it. They were also wearing a white and yellow vertical-striped tank top, and an orange pair of shorts. And on top of all of this, they also had what looked like horns.

And knowing who they were almost immediately...

"Y-yes Chopper, I..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for someone, or in this case, several someone's to then proceed to once again go and cut her off mid sentence.

"Oh, he's soooo cute!" Orihime proceeded to say quite cutely out of seemingly nowhere.

"He reminds me of Chappy The Rabbit!" Rukia proceeded to say quickly after Orihime had gone and said her statement. Which similar to Orihime, Rukia had proceeded to say her statement with a bit of cuteness to her tone.

"He looks a little bit like Happy and Carla," Juvia now proceeded to chime in with. Which unlike Orihime and Rukia had spoken up with. Juvia had proceeded to say this statement of hers with shock to her current tone, rather then delight.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Uh...well that was just completely predictable of the three of them wasn't it viewers?...Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So yea, this now seems like a good place to end this current chapter...And as usual viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner. But, Angel Bluebell also proceeded to do this, with a sweatdrop also currently being present, on one side of her face*"

"Indeed and well said there Bluebell...Keiko here again by the way viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And yes, I am all too aware that it has been a bit of time since I have done one of these end of chapter fourth wall breaks. Now then viewers, as Angel Bluebell stated, we look forward to seeing all of you lot in the next chapter...So viewers, see you lot there...okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 18

Chapter 19: Honor Among Allies, Bonding Among Friends!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then, before I proceed into the chapter, and as usual viewers, a chapter recap is in mind...So viewers, with that in mind...lets get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, shall we?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: June 30, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation. And as for that very thing in question. Well you see, here's the thing about that...

"Oh no, I think I'm going to..." The unmistakable nauseous sounding voice of one Natsu Dragneel started to attempt to try and say. Only for the next thing to come out from his mouth, was an unmistakable sound of him dry heaving, which was then quickly followed by an unmistakable sound of a nauseating gag.

And, before Angel Bluebell could even have or get the chance to turn around...

"What's wrong with the two of them?" A male voice had proceeded to speak up with from just over to Angel Bluebells right. And from what Angel Bluebell could hear from their voice, they currently had somewhat of a concern with the currently pretty poor states, of both Natsu and Wendy.

And as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to turn her attention towards the male voices source. She was then met, by a man with short green colored hair. Who also apparently had several swords positioned in several places on his person.

And as for Angel Bluebell, since she knew all too well as to who this man was. And more importantly, as a way to not only clear up the current confusion. And as well as way to help subside any sort of concern that any of the Straw Hats might have about both Natsu and Wendy...

"Oh Z-Zoro, sorry, but I didn't see you over there...so yeah about the both of them...they're both just a bit seasick at the current moment...so no need to worry about either of them...And speaking of which viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this. To which she then proceeds to turn her attention, as well as her eyesight slightly over to her right. Which she was doing, in order to briefly address the viewers. The only trouble was, just as Angel Bluebell was about to go and address the viewers, someone then proceeded to interrupt her mid sentence. Which, like all of the other times that this had already happened. This had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

"And you're okay with that?" The voice of a squeaky animal type voice proceeded to speak up with to Angel Bluebell with, as they also went and proceeded to cut her off mid sentence.

And, once Angel Bluebell had glanced slightly below her current field of vision towards Zoro. She was then met by a small potbellied looking animal with gold colored fur. Who was wearing a blue cap that had a ring of dots around the circle, while the cap had buckles hanging from it. They were also wearing a white and yellow vertical-striped tank top, and an orange pair of shorts. And on top of all of this, they also had what looked like horns.

And knowing who they were almost immediately...

"Y-yes Chopper, I..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for someone, or in this case, several someone's to then proceed to once again go and cut her off mid sentence.

"Oh, he's soooo cute!" Orihime proceeded to say quite cutely out of seemingly nowhere.

"He reminds me of Chappy The Rabbit!" Rukia proceeded to say quickly after Orihime had gone and said her statement. Which similar to Orihime, Rukia had proceeded to say her statement with a bit of cuteness to her tone.

"He looks a little bit like Happy and Carla," Juvia now proceeded to chime in with. Which unlike Orihime and Rukia had spoken up with. Juvia had proceeded to say this statement of hers with shock to her current tone, rather then delight.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Uh...well that was just completely predictable of the three of them wasn't it viewers?...Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So yea, this now seems like a good place to end this current chapter...And as usual viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter...So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner. But, Angel Bluebell also proceeded to do this, with a sweatdrop also currently being present, on one side of her face*"

"Indeed and well said there Bluebell...Keiko here again by the way viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And yes, I am all too aware that it has been a bit of time since I have done one of these end of chapter fourth wall breaks. Now then viewers, as Angel Bluebell stated, we look forward to seeing all of you lot in the next chapter...So viewers, see you lot there...okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: June 30, 2019


Okay, so fast forwarding a to about an hour or so later, after the introductions between everyone had been done...

"So wait, you can teleport yourself, as well as most objects?" Brook the Skeleton had proceeded to speak up with in response to Kuroko Shirai explaining to him that she was able to teleport not just herself, but most objects to a spot where it wasn't originally.

"Yes, as well as..." Kuroko had proceeded to try and explain to Brook further about her ability as a Level 4 Teleporter. Only someone else other then Brook wound up cutting her off mid sentence. And as for the reason? Well...

"Do you think that I can learn that to help me pick up girls?" Sanji, the man with the yellow hair from the previous chapter proceeded to say to Kuroko in response. Which he had proceeded to say with a familiar look of hearts in his eyes.

But, before Kuroko could even attempt to respond to what Sanji had just asked her...

"Kuroko, if you wind up answering Sanji, then I am going to have me and Misaka shock the living heck out of you, as well as him!" Keiko proceeded to say somewhat angrily over to Kuroko. And given that somewhat noticeable sparks of electricity, were currently flowing through the bangs of Keiko and Misaka's hair. Keiko meant every bit of this statement of hers.

Which thankfully, wound up prompting Kuroko to want to think twice about responding back to Sanji's perverted request.

While meanwhile...

"So wait, you can wield three swords at a single time?" Erza Scarlet proceeded to ask a certain man with short green colored hair. Who was in fact one Roronoa Zoro.

And as for Zoro's response back to Erza...

"Well yea, I use the third sword with my mouth," Zoro proceeded to say back to Erza in response with.

Which not surprisingly, had now prompted Erza, to look at Zoro with an expression of wonder and surprise on her face.

And as for Erza's response back to Zoro...

"Do you think that you can teach me how to do that sometime?" Erza proceeded to then say back to Zoro, with the same look of wonder and surprise still very much present on her face.

While meanwhile, and on yet another part of the Thousand Sunny's main deck...

"So you're a ninja?" Ichigo Kurosaki had wound up asking to one Naruto Uzumaki. Which Ichigo had proceeded to say over to Naruto, after Naruto had finished explaining to Ichigo, about him being a ninja from the Village Hidden In The Leaves, and how he, along with everyone of his friends and allies, used chakra to both attack, heal, and defend during battle. And just next to Ichigo, were both Rukia Kuchiki, and Renji Abarai. Both of whom, were currently staring at Naruto with a bit of surprise. Since they never knew, that chakra could be used in so many different ways.

While meanwhile, in yet another part of the Thousand Sunny's main deck...

"So wait, you're this ships navigator?" One Rangiku Matsumoto wound up asking Nami. Which not surprisingly, sitting right next to Rangiku, was one Cana Alberona. Who not surprisingly, currently had a somewhat large barrel of booze resting on her lap. And just beside Nami, was Urd, as well as Revy, and me. And as for Revy, me, Urd, Rangiku, and Nami? Well we all also currently had a bottle of alcohol in one of our respective hands.

"So yea viewers...Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then, for those who don't know the context. Catherine, Revy, Rangiku, Nami, Cana, and Urd, are all somewhat big drinkers of alcohol in their respective anime timelines. And they all, happen to have a very large tolerance for it as well. But viewers, you won't read about this unique interaction in any other fanfic then these four now will you? I mean, where else will you wind up reading about Catherine, Revy, Rangiku, Nami, Cana, and Urd, all drinking alcohol together? But anyway viewers, I think that that is enough fourth wall breaking from me. At least for the current moment. So, what do you say, that we now go and get back to the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this thought portion of her current fourth wall break, while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"

And so, getting back to the current chapter at hand, and away from Angel Bluebells current fourth wall break moment...

"So basically you have control over lightning..." Keiko proceeded to say to Makoto with. Which even though Keiko had seen Makoto use lightning many times already while transformed into Super Sailor Jupiter. Keiko, as well as Misaka, were both still not entirely convinced about the presence of magic. Since when they were both in Academy City before August 9th, neither of them had had any sort of reason to believe that magic even existed.

But, with Keiko's surprising and unexpected encounter with Super Sailor Pluto not too long after her and Misaka's fight against Therestina. Magic was now something, that both Keiko and Misaka, were actually starting to believe, that not only did it exist, but could help to strengthen both of their respective Electromaster abilities.

"And with regard to that...Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, for those who don't already know. Both Keiko and Misaka, are both Level 5 Electromasters. And are both the third ranked out of the seven overall Level 5 Espers in Academy City. And interestingly enough viewers, this sort of combination, between Super Sailor Jupiter's lightning based attacks, and Keiko and Misaka's Electromaster Esper ability. You may wind up reading about that at some point in the near future. So look forward to that. Oh, and for those of you viewers, who are going to try and ask me why I am explaining this all to you? Well, for those of you who have chosen to chapter skim through many, if not all of the previous chapters. I am explaining this to you all now. You know, in case you all decided to not heed me, Zachary, or Keiko's warning, to not go and chapter skim. And viewers, you know who you are that do this. So I would recommend that you don't do that anymore okay? But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But the good news here viewers, is that we will be starting the first section of the Wano Country Arc in the next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance, we all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 19

Chapter 20: Elemental Control Is Key!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then, before I proceed into the chapter, and as usual viewers, a chapter recap is in mind...So viewers, with that in mind...lets get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, shall we?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: June 30, 2019


Okay, so fast forwarding a to about an hour or so later, after the introductions between everyone had been done...

"So wait, you can teleport yourself, as well as most objects?" Brook the Skeleton had proceeded to speak up with in response to Kuroko Shirai explaining to him that she was able to teleport not just herself, but most objects to a spot where it wasn't originally.

"Yes, as well as..." Kuroko had proceeded to try and explain to Brook further about her ability as a Level 4 Teleporter. Only someone else other then Brook wound up cutting her off mid sentence. And as for the reason? Well...

"Do you think that I can learn that to help me pick up girls?" Sanji, the man with the yellow hair from the previous chapter proceeded to say to Kuroko in response. Which he had proceeded to say with a familiar look of hearts in his eyes.

But, before Kuroko could even attempt to respond to what Sanji had just asked her...

"Kuroko, if you wind up answering Sanji, then I am going to have me and Misaka shock the living heck out of you, as well as him!" Keiko proceeded to say somewhat angrily over to Kuroko. And given that somewhat noticeable sparks of electricity, were currently flowing through the bangs of Keiko and Misaka's hair. Keiko meant every bit of this statement of hers.

Which thankfully, wound up prompting Kuroko to want to think twice about responding back to Sanji's perverted request.

While meanwhile...

"So wait, you can wield three swords at a single time?" Erza Scarlet proceeded to ask a certain man with short green colored hair. Who was in fact one Roronoa Zoro.

And as for Zoro's response back to Erza...

"Well yea, I use the third sword with my mouth," Zoro proceeded to say back to Erza in response with.

Which not surprisingly, had now prompted Erza, to look at Zoro with an expression of wonder and surprise on her face.

And as for Erza's response back to Zoro...

"Do you think that you can teach me how to do that sometime?" Erza proceeded to then say back to Zoro, with the same look of wonder and surprise still very much present on her face.

While meanwhile, and on yet another part of the Thousand Sunny's main deck...

"So you're a ninja?" Ichigo Kurosaki had wound up asking to one Naruto Uzumaki. Which Ichigo had proceeded to say over to Naruto, after Naruto had finished explaining to Ichigo, about him being a ninja from the Village Hidden In The Leaves, and how he, along with everyone of his friends and allies, used chakra to both attack, heal, and defend during battle. And just next to Ichigo, were both Rukia Kuchiki, and Renji Abarai. Both of whom, were currently staring at Naruto with a bit of surprise. Since they never knew, that chakra could be used in so many different ways.

While meanwhile, in yet another part of the Thousand Sunny's main deck...

"So wait, you're this ships navigator?" One Rangiku Matsumoto wound up asking Nami. Which not surprisingly, sitting right next to Rangiku, was one Cana Alberona. Who not surprisingly, currently had a somewhat large barrel of booze resting on her lap. And just beside Nami, was Urd, as well as Revy, and me. And as for Revy, me, Urd, Rangiku, and Nami? Well we all also currently had a bottle of alcohol in one of our respective hands.

"So yea viewers...Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then, for those who don't know the context. Catherine, Revy, Rangiku, Nami, Cana, and Urd, are all somewhat big drinkers of alcohol in their respective anime timelines. And they all, happen to have a very large tolerance for it as well. But viewers, you won't read about this unique interaction in any other fanfic then these four now will you? I mean, where else will you wind up reading about Catherine, Revy, Rangiku, Nami, Cana, and Urd, all drinking alcohol together? But anyway viewers, I think that that is enough fourth wall breaking from me. At least for the current moment. So, what do you say, that we now go and get back to the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this thought portion of her current fourth wall break, while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"

And so, getting back to the current chapter at hand, and away from Angel Bluebells current fourth wall break moment...

"So basically you have control over lightning..." Keiko proceeded to say to Makoto with. Which even though Keiko had seen Makoto use lightning many times already while transformed into Super Sailor Jupiter. Keiko, as well as Misaka, were both still not entirely convinced about the presence of magic. Since when they were both in Academy City before August 9th, neither of them had had any sort of reason to believe that magic even existed.

But, with Keiko's surprising and unexpected encounter with Super Sailor Pluto not too long after her and Misaka's fight against Therestina. Magic was now something, that both Keiko and Misaka, were actually starting to believe, that not only did it exist, but could help to strengthen both of their respective Electromaster abilities.

"And with regard to that...Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, for those who don't already know. Both Keiko and Misaka, are both Level 5 Electromasters. And are both the third ranked out of the seven overall Level 5 Espers in Academy City. And interestingly enough viewers, this sort of combination, between Super Sailor Jupiter's lightning based attacks, and Keiko and Misaka's Electromaster Esper ability. You may wind up reading about that at some point in the near future. So look forward to that. Oh, and for those of you viewers, who are going to try and ask me why I am explaining this all to you? Well, for those of you who have chosen to chapter skim through many, if not all of the previous chapters. I am explaining this to you all now. You know, in case you all decided to not heed me, Zachary, or Keiko's warning, to not go and chapter skim. And viewers, you know who you are that do this. So I would recommend that you don't do that anymore okay? But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But the good news here viewers, is that we will be starting the first section of the Wano Country Arc in the next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance, we all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: June 30, 2019


Okay, so getting back to just a bit later on in the day. Which was just after we had arrived at the rough sea that was surrounding the Country of Wano. Our next course of action, was going to be on how we were going to get up a waterfall, to reach the Country Of Wano. And with regard to that...

"So here's the thing viewers...Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, for those of you who know all too well, on how the Straw Hats wound up getting up the waterfall in the original One Piece anime timeline. I am going to need you to forget about that from your minds completely. For you see viewers, how it was done in the original One Piece anime, isn't going to be how it's going to be done here in these four fanfics. I mean after all viewers, following the canon timelines of every anime in these four fanfics to the letter? Well, that isn't exactly unique now is it? As I am sure that you all know by now, the reason why most self-insert fanfics are either not good, or are intolerable to read, is due to the repetitiveness of most, if not all of these self insert fanfics, being used as a sort of 'wish fulfillment'...Now, I am not saying that that is a bad thing. I mean after all viewers, a self insert fanfics, when done correctly, can produce quite good results with the general public. These four fanfics immediately come to mind in regard to that. Another, is Mr. Chaos' Yugioh Self-Insert fanfic known as 'The Chaos Effect.' But viewers, as I am sure that all of you diehard One Piece anime fans know all too well. The common, modern and everyday cell phone, is absent from the One Piece anime timeline. And in its place, is what is called a Den Den Mushi, or a 'Transponder Snail.' Now viewers, for yet another anime fanfiction first, me, Keiko, Zachary, as well as the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, will be establishing a more effective means of long distance communication in these four fanfics. I mean after all viewers, the Sailor Senshi have their commonly used wrist communicators. Rukia, Renji, and the rest of the Gotei 13 have their Denreishinki. Zachary, Sakura, and Li, have their respective cell phones. And also, as well as more importantly viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner. Only for a certain someone to then proceed to come into the frame of shot. To which they then proceed to speak up. Which as a result, has now once again, caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now proceed to start to visibly twitching again*"

"Bluebell, can we please get on with the chapter finally?! The viewers get the point!...*Misaka now proceeds to say this, just after she comes into the frame of shot. And she proceeds to say her statement to Angel Bluebell, while electricity is currently proceeding to visibly spark and crackle through the bangs of her hair. And Misaka also proceeds to say this statement of hers, while she currently a very unhappy, and somewhat ticked off look on her face*"

"R-right Misaka, right away. And so viewers, as per Misaka's request, let us now get on with the chapter at hand...shall we?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting back into the current situation at hand. Which as of right now, was Angel Bluebell, Keiko, Zachary, the Straw Hats, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, were currently aboard the Thousand Sunny. Which was currently sitting just outside of the entrance to the top of a waterfall, which was perched quite a bit of a distance above us. But, this wasn't going to wind up being too much of a problem. And the reason for this? Well about that...

"Well, I would say that this won't a problem for us to..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, as she then proceeded to try and attempt to relay her currently brilliant idea over to everyone else. Which was a way that was going to allow us to scale the waterfall, and as a result, make it into the Country of Wano.

But predictably, Angel Bluebell was then cut off mid sentence. And as for who had chosen to interrupt Angel Bluebell, as well as cut her off mid sentence? Well...

"And just how do you expect us to scale a waterfall exactly?" Nami proceeded to ask Angel Bluebell. Which she had proceeded to ask her, with a bit of both intrigue, as well as confusion in her current tone.

And as for Angel Bluebell, while a smug and cheeky looking smirk had then proceeded to make its way onto her face...

"Sakura? Zachary? I believe that the Straw Hats need our help. I think that the use of The Water Card should be more then enough to get us into Wano," Angel Bluebell proceeded to say over to both Sakura and Zachary. Which Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say over to them, without having to turn her eyesight, or even her head towards them.

And sure enough, without even having to respond with a single word back to Angel Bluebell in response. Both Zachary and Sakura, proceeded to just give Angel Bluebell a brief nod back to Angel Bluebell in response. Despite the fact, that her back was still to the both of them.

Which was then quickly followed, by Zachary, then proceeding to pull out The Water Card. And, as Zachary then proceeded to throw it upwards into the air. Both he and Sakura, then proceeded to raise their respective Star staffs towards it.

"Oh, and by the way viewers...Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, for those of you who are wondering why both Zachary and Sakura's staffs are back to being Star staffs again? Well that is because we're no long in the Cardcaptors timeline. So as a result of this being the case, both of their staffs have now reverted back to their respective Star staffs. But anyway viewers, I think that that is enough of my fourth wall breaking. At least for now anyway. Now then, let us now proceed on with the chapter, shall we?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand...

"Water!" Both Zachary and Sakura proceeded to chant together in unison. Which was then followed quickly thereafter, by the appearance of the Water Card spirit.

And as Angel Bluebell had planned, as well as intended. The Water Card spirit was able to temporarily reverse the flow of the waterfall, as well as the water leading up to it. Which, as Angel Bluebell had planned, caused the Thousand Sunny, to be gently carried up the waterfall. And, towards our next encounter with another enemy.

"But viewers, here's the thing about that...Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, you can very much wind up looking forward to reading all about this in the next chapter. As this now marks the end of this current chapter. But the good news here viewers, is that we will be starting the next episode of the Wano Country Arc in the next chapter. And just to entice you all with a little bit of foreshadowing with regard to the next chapter? Well, let's just say that we're going to need to help a certain male skilled swordsman to clear his name. But that is all the foreshadowing that I am going to give to you viewers. I mean after all, you need to be enticed enough to want to read the next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. And with this now very much still fresh on all of you minds. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"

"Well said as you have always done Bluebell. Oh right, hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Also viewers, if you have read all the way up to this point without skimming any of the chapters or skipping any of the chapters. Then well done to you, because that is how you are to properly read these fanfics. Oh, and Chong Lor? Me, along with Zachary, Angel Bluebell, and Catherine know that it was you who left those false negative and low ratings on these four fanfics over on Scribble Hub. And to those who don't know who Chong Lor is? Then you probably know her by her other name, Tracy Millosovich. Now, these two different names, actually belong to the same person. Whose real name, is Chong Lor. Oh, and speaking of Chong Lor. She is a well known Sailor Moon art thief, who is known for harassing and stalking people. And, she currently has two outstanding warrants for her arrest. For violating a restraining order twice. So basically, she is a very dangerous person. And, if you wind up receiving any sort of message or communication from her, from any of her multiple alternate accounts, you are to block her, and report her immediately. Oh, and by the way Chong Lor? In the words of the man from the Verizon Wireless commercials, 'can you hear me now? good.' But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this chapter. But as usual gents, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter. So gents, see all of you lot there, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 20

Chapter 21: Blending In Is Simple, At Least For Now!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, before I proceed with the chapter...And as usual, a mandatory chapter recap is in order...So viewers, let us now get on with that chapter recap, shall we?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: June 30, 2019


Okay, so getting back to just a bit later on in the day. Which was just after we had arrived at the rough sea that was surrounding the Country of Wano. Our next course of action, was going to be on how we were going to get up a waterfall, to reach the Country Of Wano. And with regard to that...

"So here's the thing viewers...Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, for those of you who know all too well, on how the Straw Hats wound up getting up the waterfall in the original One Piece anime timeline. I am going to need you to forget about that from your minds completely. For you see viewers, how it was done in the original One Piece anime, isn't going to be how it's going to be done here in these four fanfics. I mean after all viewers, following the canon timelines of every anime in these four fanfics to the letter? Well, that isn't exactly unique now is it? As I am sure that you all know by now, the reason why most self-insert fanfics are either not good, or are intolerable to read, is due to the repetitiveness of most, if not all of these self insert fanfics, being used as a sort of 'wish fulfillment'...Now, I am not saying that that is a bad thing. I mean after all viewers, a self insert fanfics, when done correctly, can produce quite good results with the general public. These four fanfics immediately come to mind in regard to that. Another, is Mr. Chaos' Yugioh Self-Insert fanfic known as 'The Chaos Effect.' But viewers, as I am sure that all of you diehard One Piece anime fans know all too well. The common, modern and everyday cell phone, is absent from the One Piece anime timeline. And in its place, is what is called a Den Den Mushi, or a 'Transponder Snail.' Now viewers, for yet another anime fanfiction first, me, Keiko, Zachary, as well as the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, will be establishing a more effective means of long distance communication in these four fanfics. I mean after all viewers, the Sailor Senshi have their commonly used wrist communicators. Rukia, Renji, and the rest of the Gotei 13 have their Denreishinki. Zachary, Sakura, and Li, have their respective cell phones. And also, as well as more importantly viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner. Only for a certain someone to then proceed to come into the frame of shot. To which they then proceed to speak up. Which as a result, has now once again, caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now proceed to start to visibly twitching again*"

"Bluebell, can we please get on with the chapter finally?! The viewers get the point!...*Misaka now proceeds to say this, just after she comes into the frame of shot. And she proceeds to say her statement to Angel Bluebell, while electricity is currently proceeding to visibly spark and crackle through the bangs of her hair. And Misaka also proceeds to say this statement of hers, while she currently a very unhappy, and somewhat ticked off look on her face*"

"R-right Misaka, right away. And so viewers, as per Misaka's request, let us now get on with the chapter at hand...shall we?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting back into the current situation at hand. Which as of right now, was Angel Bluebell, Keiko, Zachary, the Straw Hats, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, were currently aboard the Thousand Sunny. Which was currently sitting just outside of the entrance to the top of a waterfall, which was perched quite a bit of a distance above us. But, this wasn't going to wind up being too much of a problem. And the reason for this? Well about that...

"Well, I would say that this won't a problem for us to..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, as she then proceeded to try and attempt to relay her currently brilliant idea over to everyone else. Which was a way that was going to allow us to scale the waterfall, and as a result, make it into the Country of Wano.

But predictably, Angel Bluebell was then cut off mid sentence. And as for who had chosen to interrupt Angel Bluebell, as well as cut her off mid sentence? Well...

"And just how do you expect us to scale a waterfall exactly?" Nami proceeded to ask Angel Bluebell. Which she had proceeded to ask her, with a bit of both intrigue, as well as confusion in her current tone.

And as for Angel Bluebell, while a smug and cheeky looking smirk had then proceeded to make its way onto her face...

"Sakura? Zachary? I believe that the Straw Hats need our help. I think that the use of The Water Card should be more then enough to get us into Wano," Angel Bluebell proceeded to say over to both Sakura and Zachary. Which Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say over to them, without having to turn her eyesight, or even her head towards them.

And sure enough, without even having to respond with a single word back to Angel Bluebell in response. Both Zachary and Sakura, proceeded to just give Angel Bluebell a brief nod back to Angel Bluebell in response. Despite the fact, that her back was still to the both of them.

Which was then quickly followed, by Zachary, then proceeding to pull out The Water Card. And, as Zachary then proceeded to throw it upwards into the air. Both he and Sakura, then proceeded to raise their respective Star staffs towards it.

"Oh, and by the way viewers...Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, for those of you who are wondering why both Zachary and Sakura's staffs are back to being Star staffs again? Well that is because we're no long in the Cardcaptors timeline. So as a result of this being the case, both of their staffs have now reverted back to their respective Star staffs. But anyway viewers, I think that that is enough of my fourth wall breaking. At least for now anyway. Now then, let us now proceed on with the chapter, shall we?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand...

"Water!" Both Zachary and Sakura proceeded to chant together in unison. Which was then followed quickly thereafter, by the appearance of the Water Card spirit.

And as Angel Bluebell had planned, as well as intended. The Water Card spirit was able to temporarily reverse the flow of the waterfall, as well as the water leading up to it. Which, as Angel Bluebell had planned, caused the Thousand Sunny, to be gently carried up the waterfall. And, towards our next encounter with another enemy.

"But viewers, here's the thing about that...Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, you can very much wind up looking forward to reading all about this in the next chapter. As this now marks the end of this current chapter. But the good news here viewers, is that we will be starting the next episode of the Wano Country Arc in the next chapter. And just to entice you all with a little bit of foreshadowing with regard to the next chapter? Well, let's just say that we're going to need to help a certain male skilled swordsman to clear his name. But that is all the foreshadowing that I am going to give to you viewers. I mean after all, you need to be enticed enough to want to read the next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. And with this now very much still fresh on all of you minds. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"

"Well said as you have always done Bluebell. Oh right, hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Also viewers, if you have read all the way up to this point without skimming any of the chapters or skipping any of the chapters. Then well done to you, because that is how you are to properly read these fanfics. Oh, and Chong Lor? Me, along with Zachary, Angel Bluebell, and Catherine know that it was you who left those false negative and low ratings on these four fanfics over on Scribble Hub. And to those who don't know who Chong Lor is? Then you probably know her by her other name, Tracy Millosovich. Now, these two different names, actually belong to the same person. Whose real name, is Chong Lor. Oh, and speaking of Chong Lor. She is a well known Sailor Moon art thief, who is known for harassing and stalking people. And, she currently has two outstanding warrants for her arrest. For violating a restraining order twice. So basically, she is a very dangerous person. And, if you wind up receiving any sort of message or communication from her, from any of her multiple alternate accounts, you are to block her, and report her immediately. Oh, and by the way Chong Lor? In the words of the man from the Verizon Wireless commercials, 'can you hear me now? good.' But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this chapter. But as usual gents, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter. So gents, see all of you lot there, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so fast forwarding a little bit, to the morning of the next day. And as it turned out, blending in with the citizens of Wano...

"Which for the record viewers...Shinko here by the way...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now, as I am sure that it goes without saying. Me, along with everyone else that was transformed when we had all arrived here. We had to power down, so that we wouldn't wind up drawing any unwanted attention to ourselves. And for those of you who are wondering, as to why Zoro was on board the Thousand Sunny, and not in Wano as he was in the original Wano Country Arc story line? Well, that is because I have gone and changed things around slightly. I mean, did you really think that I was going to stay within most of the original canon timeline? I mean after all viewers, I did say back in just the last chapter, that things were going to wind up being a little bit different from how they happened in the original Wano Country Arc. But however viewers, that still doesn't mean that things will wind up happening in a somewhat similar manner, then they wound up happening in regard to the original source material. Oh, almost forgot to mention. For those of you who are continuing to send any form of ai art commission related reviews to any of these four fanfics, on any of the sites that they are posted on. Do you think that me, Keiko, or Zachary, are honestly that daft? Do you honestly think that we three don't already know what to look for when trying to spot an ai art commissions scam? No matter what anyone says, ai art, is straight up art theft. And there is nothing that you can say that is going to prove otherwise. AI art in any sort of form, is theft, end of conversation. I mean come on, that much should've been obvious when your very reviews, as well as your profile pages, were screenshot, and then used in a variety of YouTube videos putting all of you ai art commission scammers on blast. But, thank so much for the free content I guess. But anyway viewers, why don't I just dispense with my fourth wall breaking for now. And I will just get on with the current chapter now, okay?...*Shinko proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting back to the current situation. Which was the next day, but more importantly, we all managed to blend somewhat well into the population of The Country of Wano. And as for most of our current attire...

"You know what? I never realized that we would wind up blending in so well here. And come to think of it, this place looks quite a bit like our original timeline," Sakura proceeded to say over to Zachary. Who for the moment, Sakura was wearing a dark pink colored Kimono, with a lighter pink colored Haori on top of her dark pink colored Kimono. While Zachary, along with Li, were each currently wearing a Yukata each.

And while Zachary was wearing a dark blue colored Yukata. Li meanwhile, was wearing a dark green colored Yukata.

Meanwhile elsewhere, Usagi, Ami, Rei, Makoto, and Minako, were in another portion of the city. And as for what each of them were wearing? Well, they were each also wearing a Kimono, along with a Haori on top of them. And as for the colors of their respective Kimono and Haori? Well, they were each the respective colors of each of their Sailor Fuku when they were transformed.

So, Usagi's Kimono and Haori was pink. Ami's Kimono and Haori was dark blue. Rei's Kimono and Haori, was fire red. Makoto's Kimono and Haori was a similar dark green color that of Li's Yukata, but a little bit darker of a green color. And Minako's Kimono and Haori was yellow.

"And as for everyone else? Shinko here by the way again viewers...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So anyway viewers, to give you all a long and yet brief synopsis so too speak, as to who of the rest of our allies, is wearing what? Well, apart from me wearing a light blue Kimono, and a light blue Haori. Momoko was wearing a light red Kimono and Haori. Yuri was wearing a light blue Kimono and Haori similar to mine, only a bit darker of a blue color. Hinagiku was wearing a light green colored Kimono and Haori. Scarlet was wearing a purple colored Kimono and Haori. Ichigo M. was wearing a mid pink colored Kimono and Haori. Mint was wearing a dark blue colored Kimono and Haori. Retasu was wearing a mid green colored Kimono and Haori. Bu-Ling was wearing a light yellow Kimono and Haori. Zakuro was wearing a mid purple colored Kimono and Haori. Hotaru was wearing a mid purple Kimono and Haori. Haruka was wearing a dark blue colored Kimono and Haori. Michiru was wearing an orange colored Kimono and Haori. Setsuna was wearing a dark green colored Kimono and Haori. And as for Rukia and the rest of the Gotei 13? Well since didn't have any Gigai available to them at the current moment. And since we found out that no one in Wano other then us at the current moment, were able to notice Rukia and the other present members of the Gotei 13. They were just wearing their usual soul reaper uniforms. Which also had the added benefit of all of them being able to blend in in public, and should something wind up getting out of hand, they could signal to either me, or to anyone of the rest of our allies, and we would then be able to spring into action at a moments notice. And as for the rest of our currently present allies, and what they were wearing? Well, as for Luffy, Zoro, Nami, Robin, Chopper, and the rest of the Straw Hats? They were wearing the same colored Kimono, Haori, and or Yukata, that they wore in the original Wano Country Arc One Piece anime timeline. And as for everyone else and what they were wearing in order to blend in? Well, I think that from the previous paragraphs of this current chapter, it is pretty obvious that the respective Kimono, Haori, and or Yukata that they wore, was either their actual favorite color, or the color that best represented them when transformed. So viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter...But the good news here viewers, is that we will be starting the next episode of the Wano Country Arc in the next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. And with this now very much still fresh on all of you minds. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Shinko proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 21

Chapter 22: Going Down And Yelling Lemn!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So as usual viewers, a chapter recap is in mind...So viewers, with that in mind...lets get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, shall we?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so fast forwarding a little bit, to the morning of the next day. And as it turned out, blending in with the citizens of Wano...

"Which for the record viewers...Shinko here by the way...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now, as I am sure that it goes without saying. Me, along with everyone else that was transformed when we had all arrived here. We had to power down, so that we wouldn't wind up drawing any unwanted attention to ourselves. And for those of you who are wondering, as to why Zoro was on board the Thousand Sunny, and not in Wano as he was in the original Wano Country Arc story line? Well, that is because I have gone and changed things around slightly. I mean, did you really think that I was going to stay within most of the original canon timeline? I mean after all viewers, I did say back in just the last chapter, that things were going to wind up being a little bit different from how they happened in the original Wano Country Arc. But however viewers, that still doesn't mean that things will wind up happening in a somewhat similar manner, then they wound up happening in regard to the original source material. Oh, almost forgot to mention. For those of you who are continuing to send any form of ai art commission related reviews to any of these four fanfics, on any of the sites that they are posted on. Do you think that me, Keiko, or Zachary, are honestly that daft? Do you honestly think that we three don't already know what to look for when trying to spot an ai art commissions scam? No matter what anyone says, ai art, is straight up art theft. And there is nothing that you can say that is going to prove otherwise. AI art in any sort of form, is theft, end of conversation. I mean come on, that much should've been obvious when your very reviews, as well as your profile pages, were screenshot, and then used in a variety of YouTube videos putting all of you ai art commission scammers on blast. But, thank so much for the free content I guess. But anyway viewers, why don't I just dispense with my fourth wall breaking for now. And I will just get on with the current chapter now, okay?...*Shinko proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting back to the current situation. Which was the next day, but more importantly, we all managed to blend somewhat well into the population of The Country of Wano. And as for most of our current attire...

"You know what? I never realized that we would wind up blending in so well here. And come to think of it, this place looks quite a bit like our original timeline," Sakura proceeded to say over to Zachary. Who for the moment, Sakura was wearing a dark pink colored Kimono, with a lighter pink colored Haori on top of her dark pink colored Kimono. While Zachary, along with Li, were each currently wearing a Yukata each.

And while Zachary was wearing a dark blue colored Yukata. Li meanwhile, was wearing a dark green colored Yukata.

Meanwhile elsewhere, Usagi, Ami, Rei, Makoto, and Minako, were in another portion of the city. And as for what each of them were wearing? Well, they were each also wearing a Kimono, along with a Haori on top of them. And as for the colors of their respective Kimono and Haori? Well, they were each the respective colors of each of their Sailor Fuku when they were transformed.

So, Usagi's Kimono and Haori was pink. Ami's Kimono and Haori was dark blue. Rei's Kimono and Haori, was fire red. Makoto's Kimono and Haori was a similar dark green color that of Li's Yukata, but a little bit darker of a green color. And Minako's Kimono and Haori was yellow.

"And as for everyone else? Shinko here by the way again viewers...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So anyway viewers, to give you all a long and yet brief synopsis so too speak, as to who of the rest of our allies, is wearing what? Well, apart from me wearing a light blue Kimono, and a light blue Haori. Momoko was wearing a light red Kimono and Haori. Yuri was wearing a light blue Kimono and Haori similar to mine, only a bit darker of a blue color. Hinagiku was wearing a light green colored Kimono and Haori. Scarlet was wearing a purple colored Kimono and Haori. Ichigo M. was wearing a mid pink colored Kimono and Haori. Mint was wearing a dark blue colored Kimono and Haori. Retasu was wearing a mid green colored Kimono and Haori. Bu-Ling was wearing a light yellow Kimono and Haori. Zakuro was wearing a mid purple colored Kimono and Haori. Hotaru was wearing a mid purple Kimono and Haori. Haruka was wearing a dark blue colored Kimono and Haori. Michiru was wearing an orange colored Kimono and Haori. Setsuna was wearing a dark green colored Kimono and Haori. And as for Rukia and the rest of the Gotei 13? Well since didn't have any Gigai available to them at the current moment. And since we found out that no one in Wano other then us at the current moment, were able to notice Rukia and the other present members of the Gotei 13. They were just wearing their usual soul reaper uniforms. Which also had the added benefit of all of them being able to blend in in public, and should something wind up getting out of hand, they could signal to either me, or to anyone of the rest of our allies, and we would then be able to spring into action at a moments notice. And as for the rest of our currently present allies, and what they were wearing? Well, as for Luffy, Zoro, Nami, Robin, Chopper, and the rest of the Straw Hats? They were wearing the same colored Kimono, Haori, and or Yukata, that they wore in the original Wano Country Arc One Piece anime timeline. And as for everyone else and what they were wearing in order to blend in? Well, I think that from the previous paragraphs of this current chapter, it is pretty obvious that the respective Kimono, Haori, and or Yukata that they wore, was either their actual favorite color, or the color that best represented them when transformed. So viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter...But the good news here viewers, is that we will be starting the next episode of the Wano Country Arc in the next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. And with this now very much still fresh on all of you minds. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Shinko proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand. And though it was a short amount of time later then what had wound up transpiring in the last chapter...

"Hello there viewers, Shinko here again...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So anyway viewers, as I am sure that you all know from the next episode in the Wano Country Arc of the One Piece anime canon timeline. But for those of you who don't know? Well I am going to give you all a sort of spoiler warning for those of you who haven't watched the Wano Country Arc of One Piece just yet. So for those of you who haven't watched it? Then I would highly suggest that you go and watch that portion of the One Piece anime, and once you have done that, then you can come back and proceed with reading the rest of this chapter. And don't worry viewers, this chapter isn't going anywhere while you're busy watching the Wano Country Arc. I mean after all viewers, the last time that I checked, chapters don't have legs. So it is not like they can just get up and walk away. But anyway viewers, for those of you who are okay with spoilers? Well one Roronoa Zoro...*Shinko proceeded to say this, while trying to explain what has been going on since the end of the last chapter. The only trouble was, just as she was about to go and proceed to address this very thing to the viewers. Someone then proceeded to come into the frame of shot, and then proceed to speak up almost immediately after this, which as like the last time this had happened, once again wound up interrupting Shinko mid sentence. Which, like all of the other times that this had already happened. This had now once again caused one of Shinko's eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

"Hey Bluebell?! I am pretty sure that no one is interested in your usual logorrhea!...*Keiko proceeds to say this, just after she proceeded to come into the frame of shot. Which she had also proceeded to say, while both a somewhat pissed off looking expression was currently presently visible on her face. And Keiko had also proceeded to say this, while the unmistakable crackling sound, and sight of electricity, was also proceeding to crackle and spark through the bangs of her long light blue hair*"

"Really Keiko?! Do you honestly expect any of the viewers to understand your proper use of the word logorrhea?! Which by the way viewers, is a word that one would usually only see ever be mentioned, in the national spelling bee. Which if you have watched the movie Akeelah and the Bee, then you will know exactly what I am on about when...*Shinko proceeded to say this. The only trouble was, just as she was about to go and proceed to address this to the viewers. I then proceeded to speak up almost immediately, which as like the last time earlier in this chapter that this had happened. This once again wound up interrupting Shinko mid sentence. Which, like previous time earlier on in this chapter. This had now caused one of Shinko's eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching even more aggressively then it had been doing before*"

"And you're going to go and say that to me with a straight face Bluebell? When the very chapter title to this current chapter, is using a word such as 'lemn?' Which by the way viewers, is an Old English word, that means 'timber,' or 'wood' And also viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this, only for Shinko to then proceed to cut Keiko off mid sentence. And Shinko had proceeded to say this to Keiko, while one of her eyes was still proceeding to visibly and aggressively twitch*"

"*Shinko's eye then suddenly proceeds to stop twitching. To which she then proceeds to let out a very defeated and somewhat depressed sounding anime style sigh from her mouth. To which she then proceeds to speak up in response to Keiko. Which is despite the fact that Shinko had proceeded to cut Keiko off mid sentence*...Alright fine Keiko, I get the point. I mean after all viewers, I could have used a much more difficult word to understand. Like 'argillaceous,' which is composed of or containing clay, or clay minerals. Or 'pulchritude,' which is a fancy word for 'beauty.' But anyway viewers, I think that I will just dispense with my lengthy fourth wall break, at least for the current moment. And I will just get on with the current chapter now. Now then viewers, with this in mind, shall we proceed?...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting on with the chapter, as well as the current situation at hand...

"Hey Shinko!" The voice of one Rukia Kuchiki proceeded to shout out to Shinko out of seemingly nowhere. Which she had proceeded to shout out to Shinko, just as she came running quite quickly towards her, Momoko, Yuri, Hinagiku, and Scarlet. Which after she had stopped running, and had also stopped in front of the five of them. Rukia proceeded to take about a second or two, in order to briefly catch her breath.

And the good news here, was that because Rukia was in her Soul Reaper form, and wasn't using a Gigai. She was able to not draw any sort of unwanted attention to herself. Since no one except for the five of them, as well as the rest of our allies, were able to see her or any of the other members of the Gotei 13.

And as way for Shinko to try and find out why Rukia had just been acting so frantic...

"Calm down Rukia, now what is the issue?" Shinko proceeded to say in a calm and very polite tone.

And as for Rukia's response back to Shinko...

"It's Zoro, he's been framed," Rukia proceeded to say back to Shinko in response. Which since Shinko had absolutely no information about this particular arc of the One Piece anime timeline, she was now very keen to try and figure out, exactly why Zoro had been framed, and also who was responsible for it.

But, the good news here, was that unlike in the original Wano Country Arc, it wasn't just the Straw Hats that were involved in this. Which with so many of our allies being present, this would wind up being very beneficial, in shortening the amount of time that would be needed, in order to go and clear Zoro's name. Since unlike in the original Wano Country Arc, and with those such as the Sailor Senshi, Sakura, Zachary, me, Misaka, and so many of our other allies that had powerful abilities. Finding out who was responsible for framing Zoro, wasn't going to be that much of a challenge.

"And speaking of which in regard to that viewers...Shinko here again by the way viewers...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter...But the good news here viewers, is that we will be starting the next episode of the Wano Country Arc in the next chapter. Which will be the start, of me and the rest of our allies, working to clear Zoro's name. And unlike in the original Wano Country Arc, it won't just be Zoro, whose name that we will be needing to clear, due to them being framed. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. And with this now very much still fresh on all of you minds. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Shinko proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"

"Well said Shinko. Keiko here again by the way viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as Shinko just stated, we will see all of you lot in the next chapter, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 22

Chapter 23: Cursed And Limitless!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So as usual viewers, a chapter recap is in mind...So viewers, with that in mind...lets get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, shall we?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand. And though it was a short amount of time later then what had wound up transpiring in the last chapter...

"Hello there viewers, Shinko here again...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So anyway viewers, as I am sure that you all know from the next episode in the Wano Country Arc of the One Piece anime canon timeline. But for those of you who don't know? Well I am going to give you all a sort of spoiler warning for those of you who haven't watched the Wano Country Arc of One Piece just yet. So for those of you who haven't watched it? Then I would highly suggest that you go and watch that portion of the One Piece anime, and once you have done that, then you can come back and proceed with reading the rest of this chapter. And don't worry viewers, this chapter isn't going anywhere while you're busy watching the Wano Country Arc. I mean after all viewers, the last time that I checked, chapters don't have legs. So it is not like they can just get up and walk away. But anyway viewers, for those of you who are okay with spoilers? Well one Roronoa Zoro...*Shinko proceeded to say this, while trying to explain what has been going on since the end of the last chapter. The only trouble was, just as she was about to go and proceed to address this very thing to the viewers. Someone then proceeded to come into the frame of shot, and then proceed to speak up almost immediately after this, which as like the last time this had happened, once again wound up interrupting Shinko mid sentence. Which, like all of the other times that this had already happened. This had now once again caused one of Shinko's eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

"Hey Bluebell?! I am pretty sure that no one is interested in your usual logorrhea!...*Keiko proceeds to say this, just after she proceeded to come into the frame of shot. Which she had also proceeded to say, while both a somewhat pissed off looking expression was currently presently visible on her face. And Keiko had also proceeded to say this, while the unmistakable crackling sound, and sight of electricity, was also proceeding to crackle and spark through the bangs of her long light blue hair*"

"Really Keiko?! Do you honestly expect any of the viewers to understand your proper use of the word logorrhea?! Which by the way viewers, is a word that one would usually only see ever be mentioned, in the national spelling bee. Which if you have watched the movie Akeelah and the Bee, then you will know exactly what I am on about when...*Shinko proceeded to say this. The only trouble was, just as she was about to go and proceed to address this to the viewers. I then proceeded to speak up almost immediately, which as like the last time earlier in this chapter that this had happened. This once again wound up interrupting Shinko mid sentence. Which, like previous time earlier on in this chapter. This had now caused one of Shinko's eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching even more aggressively then it had been doing before*"

"And you're going to go and say that to me with a straight face Bluebell? When the very chapter title to this current chapter, is using a word such as 'lemn?' Which by the way viewers, is an Old English word, that means 'timber,' or 'wood' And also viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this, only for Shinko to then proceed to cut Keiko off mid sentence. And Shinko had proceeded to say this to Keiko, while one of her eyes was still proceeding to visibly and aggressively twitch*"

"*Shinko's eye then suddenly proceeds to stop twitching. To which she then proceeds to let out a very defeated and somewhat depressed sounding anime style sigh from her mouth. To which she then proceeds to speak up in response to Keiko. Which is despite the fact that Shinko had proceeded to cut Keiko off mid sentence*...Alright fine Keiko, I get the point. I mean after all viewers, I could have used a much more difficult word to understand. Like 'argillaceous,' which is composed of or containing clay, or clay minerals. Or 'pulchritude,' which is a fancy word for 'beauty.' But anyway viewers, I think that I will just dispense with my lengthy fourth wall break, at least for the current moment. And I will just get on with the current chapter now. Now then viewers, with this in mind, shall we proceed?...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting on with the chapter, as well as the current situation at hand...

"Hey Shinko!" The voice of one Rukia Kuchiki proceeded to shout out to Shinko out of seemingly nowhere. Which she had proceeded to shout out to Shinko, just as she came running quite quickly towards her, Momoko, Yuri, Hinagiku, and Scarlet. Which after she had stopped running, and had also stopped in front of the five of them. Rukia proceeded to take about a second or two, in order to briefly catch her breath.

And the good news here, was that because Rukia was in her Soul Reaper form, and wasn't using a Gigai. She was able to not draw any sort of unwanted attention to herself. Since no one except for the five of them, as well as the rest of our allies, were able to see her or any of the other members of the Gotei 13.

And as way for Shinko to try and find out why Rukia had just been acting so frantic...

"Calm down Rukia, now what is the issue?" Shinko proceeded to say in a calm and very polite tone.

And as for Rukia's response back to Shinko...

"It's Zoro, he's been framed," Rukia proceeded to say back to Shinko in response. Which since Shinko had absolutely no information about this particular arc of the One Piece anime timeline, she was now very keen to try and figure out, exactly why Zoro had been framed, and also who was responsible for it.

But, the good news here, was that unlike in the original Wano Country Arc, it wasn't just the Straw Hats that were involved in this. Which with so many of our allies being present, this would wind up being very beneficial, in shortening the amount of time that would be needed, in order to go and clear Zoro's name. Since unlike in the original Wano Country Arc, and with those such as the Sailor Senshi, Sakura, Zachary, me, Misaka, and so many of our other allies that had powerful abilities. Finding out who was responsible for framing Zoro, wasn't going to be that much of a challenge.

"And speaking of which in regard to that viewers...Shinko here again by the way viewers...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter...But the good news here viewers, is that we will be starting the next episode of the Wano Country Arc in the next chapter. Which will be the start, of me and the rest of our allies, working to clear Zoro's name. And unlike in the original Wano Country Arc, it won't just be Zoro, whose name that we will be needing to clear, due to them being framed. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. And with this now very much still fresh on all of you minds. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Shinko proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"

"Well said Shinko. Keiko here again by the way viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as Shinko just stated, we will see all of you lot in the next chapter, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation from the previous chapter. And as for Shinko's currently still ongoing conversation with Rukia...

"Okay, so where is everyone else at the moment? Because there is a very good chance that we might need to..." Shinko proceeded to say. Only for the appearance of several someone's to then proceed to cut her off mid sentence.

And as for who they were? Well, that much should have been obvious...

"Oh, well I see that you're all here already. Okay, now as I was saying..." Shinko proceeded to attempt to try and say.

But then...

"Why hello there Shinko, it's been a bit since we both last met each other," an all too familiar sounding male voice wound up suddenly speaking up from right behind Shinko with. And when Shinko had then proceeded, just after the male voice had stopped speaking for the current moment. To which Shinko then proceeded to turn around slowly towards the male voice that had spoken up from just behind her.

She was then met by a pair of all too familiar bright blue eyes. And upon realizing immediately who he was...

"Oh, hi Gojo. So this is how you're going to be greeting me as well as everyone else for the foreseeable future? Because like the last time in which you had showed up, you're once again a little too close to me for my current liking," Shinko proceeded to say to the now identified Satoru Gojo. Which she had also proceeded to say back to Satoru Gojo, while a look of slight uneasiness, which was also mixed with a somewhat uncomfortably looking expression. To which both of these, were currently present on Shinko's face.

And given that Gojo, was once again only a few mere inches from Shinko's face, if not less then that. This was something that she deemed to be more then a justifiable expression, to be wearing at the current moment.

"Oh, do you have a problem with the way that I greet you?" Gojo proceeded to say back to Shinko in response. Which he had proceeded to say back to her, while a look of slight unhappiness, was also currently present on his face.

And as for Shinko's response back to what Gojo had just said to her...

"Well yeah Gojo. I do in fact have a problem with the way that you greet me," Shinko then proceeded to say back to Gojo in response. Which she had also proceeded to say back to Gojo in response with. While a small eyed, and very deadpanned straight mouthed look, was also currently present on her face.

And as for Gojo, and his response back to Shinko...

"Well alright then, my apologies Shinko. I will just have to work on that when I have the chance then won't I?" Gojo proceeded to then say back to Shinko in response. Which he had proceeded to say in response to what Shinko had said to him in response, while he proceeded to say this back to Shinko in response, while he was giving her a close eyed smile.

Which since Shinko wasn't expecting him to respond in this manner back to me with, her facial expression, then proceeded to instantly switch over, to one of somewhat visible shock. But despite this now being the case, Shinko still managed to do enough of a good job with hiding it, so that Gojo wasn't able to notice it quickly enough, in order to say anything about it.

"And for the record viewers? Shinko here again by the way...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, for those of you who are going to try and ask in the comments or reviews section, as to why Gojo here knows about the fact I am Angel Bluebell while I am transformed? Well viewers, that is actually being due in a very large part, to who Gojo happens to be in his usual canon timeline of Jujutsu Kaisen. I mean after all, he was considered to be the most powerful individual in that timeline. So it is only natural and to be expected, that he is able to know who I am in regards to my transformed state. And interestingly enough viewers, he happens to know this, about every single one of my other allies. But, the good news with regard to this viewers? Well, because Gojo is one of our newer allies, but is still an ally nonetheless. That means, that he won't be using this bit of information, against me, or any of our other allies. I mean after all viewers...*Shinko proceeded to say this. Only for someone to then proceed to come into the frame of shot, and then proceed to speak up almost immediately after this, which as like the last time this had happened, once again wound up interrupting her mid sentence. Which, like all of the other times that this had already happened. This had now once again caused one of Shinko's eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

"Hey Bluebell? I think that the viewers get the point, now can we please move on?...*Rukia proceeds to say this, just as she proceeded to come into the frame of shot. Which she had proceeded to say, while also having a similar look of slight frustration and irritation. Which was what she usually tended to give to one Ichigo Kurosaki, when he sometimes wound up saying, or explaining something, while looking a bit daft. Saying or explaining something, and whilst proceeding to go on for longer then needed. Or, in some other cases, trying to tell Rukia, that her drawings were...well, you get what Shinko meant by this*"

"*Shinko's eye proceeds to then stop twitching. To which she then proceeds to let out a very heavy and very audible sounding sigh from her mouth. To which she then proceeds to speak up, after a couple more seconds have passed*...Yes Rukia, in fact viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But the good news here viewers, is that we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. And with this now very much still fresh on all of you minds. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Shinko proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 23

Chapter 24: Somethings Just Never Change!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, before I proceed with the chapter...And as usual, a mandatory chapter recap is in order...So viewers, let us now get on with that chapter recap, shall we?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation from the previous chapter. And as for Shinko's currently still ongoing conversation with Rukia...

"Okay, so where is everyone else at the moment? Because there is a very good chance that we might need to..." Shinko proceeded to say. Only for the appearance of several someone's to then proceed to cut her off mid sentence.

And as for who they were? Well, that much should have been obvious...

"Oh, well I see that you're all here already. Okay, now as I was saying..." Shinko proceeded to attempt to try and say.

But then...

"Why hello there Shinko, it's been a bit since we both last met each other," an all too familiar sounding male voice wound up suddenly speaking up from right behind Shinko with. And when Shinko had then proceeded, just after the male voice had stopped speaking for the current moment. To which Shinko then proceeded to turn around slowly towards the male voice that had spoken up from just behind her.

She was then met by a pair of all too familiar bright blue eyes. And upon realizing immediately who he was...

"Oh, hi Gojo. So this is how you're going to be greeting me as well as everyone else for the foreseeable future? Because like the last time in which you had showed up, you're once again a little too close to me for my current liking," Shinko proceeded to say to the now identified Satoru Gojo. Which she had also proceeded to say back to Satoru Gojo, while a look of slight uneasiness, which was also mixed with a somewhat uncomfortably looking expression. To which both of these, were currently present on Shinko's face.

And given that Gojo, was once again only a few mere inches from Shinko's face, if not less then that. This was something that she deemed to be more then a justifiable expression, to be wearing at the current moment.

"Oh, do you have a problem with the way that I greet you?" Gojo proceeded to say back to Shinko in response. Which he had proceeded to say back to her, while a look of slight unhappiness, was also currently present on his face.

And as for Shinko's response back to what Gojo had just said to her...

"Well yeah Gojo. I do in fact have a problem with the way that you greet me," Shinko then proceeded to say back to Gojo in response. Which she had also proceeded to say back to Gojo in response with. While a small eyed, and very deadpanned straight mouthed look, was also currently present on her face.

And as for Gojo, and his response back to Shinko...

"Well alright then, my apologies Shinko. I will just have to work on that when I have the chance then won't I?" Gojo proceeded to then say back to Shinko in response. Which he had proceeded to say in response to what Shinko had said to him in response, while he proceeded to say this back to Shinko in response, while he was giving her a close eyed smile.

Which since Shinko wasn't expecting him to respond in this manner back to me with, her facial expression, then proceeded to instantly switch over, to one of somewhat visible shock. But despite this now being the case, Shinko still managed to do enough of a good job with hiding it, so that Gojo wasn't able to notice it quickly enough, in order to say anything about it.

"And for the record viewers? Shinko here again by the way...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, for those of you who are going to try and ask in the comments or reviews section, as to why Gojo here knows about the fact I am Angel Bluebell while I am transformed? Well viewers, that is actually being due in a very large part, to who Gojo happens to be in his usual canon timeline of Jujutsu Kaisen. I mean after all, he was considered to be the most powerful individual in that timeline. So it is only natural and to be expected, that he is able to know who I am in regards to my transformed state. And interestingly enough viewers, he happens to know this, about every single one of my other allies. But, the good news with regard to this viewers? Well, because Gojo is one of our newer allies, but is still an ally nonetheless. That means, that he won't be using this bit of information, against me, or any of our other allies. I mean after all viewers...*Shinko proceeded to say this. Only for someone to then proceed to come into the frame of shot, and then proceed to speak up almost immediately after this, which as like the last time this had happened, once again wound up interrupting her mid sentence. Which, like all of the other times that this had already happened. This had now once again caused one of Shinko's eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

"Hey Bluebell? I think that the viewers get the point, now can we please move on?...*Rukia proceeds to say this, just as she proceeded to come into the frame of shot. Which she had proceeded to say, while also having a similar look of slight frustration and irritation. Which was what she usually tended to give to one Ichigo Kurosaki, when he sometimes wound up saying, or explaining something, while looking a bit daft. Saying or explaining something, and whilst proceeding to go on for longer then needed. Or, in some other cases, trying to tell Rukia, that her drawings were...well, you get what Shinko meant by this*"

"*Shinko's eye proceeds to then stop twitching. To which she then proceeds to let out a very heavy and very audible sounding sigh from her mouth. To which she then proceeds to speak up, after a couple more seconds have passed*...Yes Rukia, in fact viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But the good news here viewers, is that we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. And with this now very much still fresh on all of you minds. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Shinko proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand. And with regard to yet another unexpected encounter that was just about to happen yet again...

"Hey, you with the long light blue hair! You've got a lot of nerve walking out on me the last time we crossed paths with each other!" A very unmistakable and very annoyed sounding female voice proceeded to shout out quite angrily over to Shinko in her direction with.

And knowing all too well who the voice belonged to. And as Shinko then proceeded to turn her attention slightly around with this very realization and thought in mind...

"And you expected me to have had some sort control on that how exactly Ryoko? You know? For a so called knowledgeable and quite feared Space Pirate and criminal, you aren't exactly heavy on the whole supposed 'knowledge' aspect are you? Ah, and I see that Tenchi is with you as well. I mean what, you can't go out in public without him being with you? Or perhaps..." Shinko proceeded to say to the now correctly identified Ryoko.

Which as usual, Shinko had proceeded to say this to Ryoko, in a very smug and witty sounding tone. And, she had also proceeded to say this back to Ryoko in response with, while an equally smug and witty looking smirk, was also currently present on her face.

And, as usual, as well as not surprising at all in the slightest...

"If I were you, then would watch what words you say next. Because as far as I am concerned..." Ryoko proceeded to say back to Shinko in response. But, the only trouble with this, is that during when Ryoko had proceeded to say this back to Shinko in response. Shinko simply just wound up turning back around, as if Ryoko hadn't just said anything to her.

To which Shinko then proceeded to attempt to carry on what she had been trying to say to everyone else, before Gojo, Ryoko, Tenchi, Ayeka, Mihoshi, and Kiyone had wound up here with us.

And as for Shinko and her attempted continuation regarding what she had been trying to say to the rest of our allies that had already been present...

"Okay minna, now as I was saying, we need to find out who is responsible for..." Shinko proceeded to say. Which she had also proceeded to say to everyone of our allies that had been present before Gojo, Ryoko, Tenchi, Ayeka, Mihoshi, and Kiyone had arrived.

But, not surprisingly...

"Hey, don't turn away from me! We're not finished with our conversation here!" Ryoko then proceeded to say quite angrily back to Shinko in response with. Which she had proceeded to say back to Shinko in response with, with a very agitated and very angry sounding tone to her voice.

And, as for Shinko's response back to Ryoko. Which she had proceeded to say, while her back was still to Ryoko, and just after Shinko had proceeded to let out a very aggravated sounding sigh from her mouth. And she then proceeded to say a bit more aggressively back to Ryoko in response with...

"No Ryoko, that's where you're wrong! As I think that you will find, that our conversation is indeed over! Or, would you like me to have one or several of my already present allies, to attempt to show you why you're the one who is wrong in this situation?!" Shinko proceeded to say. Which even though Shinko had proceeded to say this back to Ryoko while her back was still turned.

Shinko had still proceeded to wear a similar and somewhat dark looking expression, that would once again make one Captain Unohana proud.

But, strangely enough, just the tone of Shinko's voice when she had proceeded to respond back to Ryoko with, seemed to do the trick just fine. And as a way to confirm this being the case...

"R-right, m-my mistake. H-how silly of me, please continue," Ryoko suddenly wound up saying to Shinko in response, with quite an audible sounding stutter to her current tone of voice.

And as for Shinko's response back to Ryoko. As well as back to Tenchi, Ayeka, Mihoshi, and Kiyone along with Ryoko...

"Thank you Ryoko, apology accepted. And let that be a harsh lesson Ryoko, for you not to interrupt me while I am talking to everyone else about something important. Now then, Tenchi, Ayeka, Mihoshi, and Kiyone, do any of you have any sort of problem with me at the current moment? Or can I now continue saying what I still need to say to everyone else, and not run the risk of any of the rest of you proceeding to go and interrupt me like Ryoko decided to go and do?" Shinko then proceeded to follow up with saying to Tenchi, Ayeka, Mihoshi, and Kiyone with.

Which, just like when she had proceeded to say a similar previous statement of hers as a response back to Ryoko with. Shinko had proceeded to say this statement of hers as well, to Tenchi, Ayeka, Mihoshi, and Kiyone, with the exact same somewhat dark looking expression on her face, that would once again make one Captain Unohana proud.

And thankfully...

"N-no, none of us have problem with that at all Shinko, please continue," Tenchi proceeded to say back to Shinko in response with. Which he had proceeded to say back to Shinko in response with, with a tone to his voice almost identical with how Ryoko had proceeded to say her own apologetic statement to Shinko, not even a minute prior.

And as for Shinko and her response back to Tenchi...

"Alright, very good then. Now minna, as I was saying, I think that our first priority, is to find out who is responsible for framing Zoro. Now then Rukia, can you Renji, and the rest of the Gotei 13, go and attempt to gather as much info as you can on who would have the authority and the power to..." Shinko proceeded to try and say to Rukia with.

The only trouble was, that someone else, had then proceeded to speak up. Which not surprisingly, had now caused one of Shinko's eyes, to now start visibly twitching again.

And as for who had decided to interrupt Shinko this time? Well, about that...

"Oh, that won't be necessary, as I already know who it is that framed him," Mihoshi of all people then proceeded to speak up with.

And as for Shinko, and what she thought of this statement that Mihoshi had just said out of seemingly nowhere...

"Wait, are you serious? How on earth did you manage that Mihoshi?" Shinko proceeded to say back to Mihoshi in response. Which for the moment, a look of a bit of somewhat visible shock and surprise, was currently present on her face.

"Oh, I forgot to mention, I remember watching an episode of One Piece on the tv once. Which is why I know that the Shogun of Wano, is the one that framed Zoro," Mihoshi proceeded to say in response. Which she had proceeded to say, while she was also currently giving a closed eyes smile.

And as for Shinko...

"Okay Mihoshi, so why exactly did you not say this sooner?" Shinko proceeded to say. Which she had proceeded to say, while a sweatdrop was also now currently visible, on one side of her face.

And as for Mihoshi's response back...

"Well I had an idea, and I know from past experiences that if I rushed with saying it, then I would possibly look foolish. So, I had to think about it, let it mature, and make sure that it wasn't foolish for me to say," Mihoshi proceeded to say.

And as for Shinko and her overall response with regard to this...

"Well then, thank you for taking your time to do that Mihoshi. And by the way viewers, Shinko here by the way again...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And for those of you viewers who were wondering, yes, that was an indirect reference just now, to Amazon Prime's The Grand Tour Season 4, Episode 02: A Massive Hunt. You know the one, right viewers? It's the one that featured Clarkson, Hammond, and May, on the island of Reunion, and Madagascar. But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this chapter. But as usual viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. And with this now very much still fresh on all of you minds. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Shinko proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 24

Chapter 25: Addressing The Current Elephant In The Room!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, it has come to my attention that a user by the name of Fairemont, somehow thought it would be a smart decision, to go and leave a deliberately negative review, and a toxic and hate fueled 2 star rating on A Certain Scientific Pair Of Railgun Aces. Well Fairemont, I am afraid that I have some bad news for you bruv, your review has been removed. And not only that, thanks to you choosing to instigate first, your 'honest' review as you call it, will now be shared with the general public of the internet. So yea, not a great move there for you to go and do that you muppet. I mean honestly, did you really think that there was some sort of upside to you doing that? Oh, almost forgot, hey Jack Dork? For the record, no one is going to buy your 'I got robbed for $300,000 worth of gold chains rubbish. Oh, and by the way Mr. Dork? You do realize that insurance fraud carries with it a minimum prison sentence of at least 3 years right? Here's a tip, if you're going to falsely claim that you were robbed, don't leave an expensive watch on your wrist you muppet! But anyway, getting back to Fairemont. For you Mr. toxic troll, are a complete and total bellend. Oh, and let this be a warning to the rest of you toxic trolls who want to go and attempt what Fairemont tried. Because if you do wind up choosing to go and foolishly leave any sort of toxic or hate filled review on any of me, Keiko, Zachary, or Catherine's stories. Then not only will that review of yours be removed, but then we will get the opportunity to put you on blast for having done it. So, in other words, there is zero upside to any of you toxic trolls attempting to do as Fairemont had done. Oh, and by the way Fairemont? You gotta watch out for karma, because it will jump out and get you, when you least expect it to. Oh, almost forgot to mention, instead of Fairemont having some sort of resemblance of a spine, and any ounce of good will towards others. Fairemont instead, basically told me to 'shove it,' when I asked him to remove the toxic and hate filled review that he left on A Certain Scientific Pair Of Railgun Aces. So Fairemont, if you really honestly thought that blocking was somehow going to be the go to escape out of any liability for a spineless, attention seeking, clout seeking, toxic and hate fueled, and straight up burk of a bellend such as yourself? Well then Fairemont, have I got news for you. Because as per the rules of engagement and of dealing with toxic internet trolls such as yourself. Me, Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine, now get the chance to rebuttal for you having done exactly that. I mean after all, we did give you several chances to remove the hate and toxic filled review that you left on A Certain Scientific Pair Of Railgun Aces out of spite. And each time we asked you, you chose to basically think that you're review had no malign intent in it. Well, you see the thing with that is, that your 'malign intent lacking' review as you so put it as, has been screenshot, and has been shared with the internet. So if there isn't any 'malign intent' to it as you so claim there to not be. Then I am sure that the lads of the internet, will be more then sympathetic, and will try to hear you out on it. Oh wait! That's not going to happen, because your review was malicious in nature, so fancy that! So Fairemont, here's your statement back albeit slightly changed. 'I don't see what I did wrong here, because after all, I am just giving you what you deserve.' And for the record Fairemont? If you can't stand the heat, then get out of the kitchen you muppet! Oh, almost forgot, hey Jim...I mean Satan...how goes that scam that you pulled on your fans at that resort? You know the one Jim..I mean Satan. The one where you scammed your fans out of $1000 each? For what you claimed was going to be a 'MrBeast themed 3 day event.' Well Satan, I hope scamming them out of $1000 was worth it. Which by the wasn't. Because if I know karma like I think I do, then you will have some lawsuits heading your way shortly. I mean, only if they haven't been filed against you already that is. And speaking of the Seven Unlucky Straight, or S.U.S. See what I did there viewers? I made an Among Us reference. I know right? I mean after all, MrBeast, JJ, Logan Paul, Jake Paul, Jack Dork, KEEMstar, and of course Adin Ross. They're all SUS. I mean, if they were in Among Us, they would all be the imposter. Because nothing says 'I love my fans and subscribers,' like Mr. Dork running quick crypto scheme pump and dumps as fast as The Wolf Of Wall Street movie. KEEMstar bullying Etika so bad that Etika wound up committing suicide by jumping off the Manhattan Bridge. Which by the way Daniel? You will wind up answering for that at some point. I mean after all, as Don Eppes once said to one Jimmy Lopez, in the Numb3rs episode 'End Of Watch.' 'There's no statute limitations on murder Jimmy, you know that right?' Which oddly enough viewers, was the exact same Numb3rs episode, in which a certain someone said the following line. 'We never took a dime, I made the streets safer! Every dealer that Bradley whacked! Not one dealer that Bradley whacked ever killed another kid, I made the streets safer!' Which for those of you who know which line I am talking about. Then you will know, that it came at a great cost...But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting back to the action in the next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, see you lot in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 25

Chapter 26: A New Battle Draws Near!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, before I proceed with the chapter...And as usual, a mandatory chapter recap is in order...So viewers, let us now get on with that chapter recap, shall we?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand. And with regard to yet another unexpected encounter that was just about to happen yet again...

"Hey, you with the long light blue hair! You've got a lot of nerve walking out on me the last time we crossed paths with each other!" A very unmistakable and very annoyed sounding female voice proceeded to shout out quite angrily over to Shinko in her direction with.

And knowing all too well who the voice belonged to. And as Shinko then proceeded to turn her attention slightly around with this very realization and thought in mind...

"And you expected me to have had some sort control on that how exactly Ryoko? You know? For a so called knowledgeable and quite feared Space Pirate and criminal, you aren't exactly heavy on the whole supposed 'knowledge' aspect are you? Ah, and I see that Tenchi is with you as well. I mean what, you can't go out in public without him being with you? Or perhaps..." Shinko proceeded to say to the now correctly identified Ryoko.

Which as usual, Shinko had proceeded to say this to Ryoko, in a very smug and witty sounding tone. And, she had also proceeded to say this back to Ryoko in response with, while an equally smug and witty looking smirk, was also currently present on her face.

And, as usual, as well as not surprising at all in the slightest...

"If I were you, then would watch what words you say next. Because as far as I am concerned..." Ryoko proceeded to say back to Shinko in response. But, the only trouble with this, is that during when Ryoko had proceeded to say this back to Shinko in response. Shinko simply just wound up turning back around, as if Ryoko hadn't just said anything to her.

To which Shinko then proceeded to attempt to carry on what she had been trying to say to everyone else, before Gojo, Ryoko, Tenchi, Ayeka, Mihoshi, and Kiyone had wound up here with us.

And as for Shinko and her attempted continuation regarding what she had been trying to say to the rest of our allies that had already been present...

"Okay minna, now as I was saying, we need to find out who is responsible for..." Shinko proceeded to say. Which she had also proceeded to say to everyone of our allies that had been present before Gojo, Ryoko, Tenchi, Ayeka, Mihoshi, and Kiyone had arrived.

But, not surprisingly...

"Hey, don't turn away from me! We're not finished with our conversation here!" Ryoko then proceeded to say quite angrily back to Shinko in response with. Which she had proceeded to say back to Shinko in response with, with a very agitated and very angry sounding tone to her voice.

And, as for Shinko's response back to Ryoko. Which she had proceeded to say, while her back was still to Ryoko, and just after Shinko had proceeded to let out a very aggravated sounding sigh from her mouth. And she then proceeded to say a bit more aggressively back to Ryoko in response with...

"No Ryoko, that's where you're wrong! As I think that you will find, that our conversation is indeed over! Or, would you like me to have one or several of my already present allies, to attempt to show you why you're the one who is wrong in this situation?!" Shinko proceeded to say. Which even though Shinko had proceeded to say this back to Ryoko while her back was still turned.

Shinko had still proceeded to wear a similar and somewhat dark looking expression, that would once again make one Captain Unohana proud.

But, strangely enough, just the tone of Shinko's voice when she had proceeded to respond back to Ryoko with, seemed to do the trick just fine. And as a way to confirm this being the case...

"R-right, m-my mistake. H-how silly of me, please continue," Ryoko suddenly wound up saying to Shinko in response, with quite an audible sounding stutter to her current tone of voice.

And as for Shinko's response back to Ryoko. As well as back to Tenchi, Ayeka, Mihoshi, and Kiyone along with Ryoko...

"Thank you Ryoko, apology accepted. And let that be a harsh lesson Ryoko, for you not to interrupt me while I am talking to everyone else about something important. Now then, Tenchi, Ayeka, Mihoshi, and Kiyone, do any of you have any sort of problem with me at the current moment? Or can I now continue saying what I still need to say to everyone else, and not run the risk of any of the rest of you proceeding to go and interrupt me like Ryoko decided to go and do?" Shinko then proceeded to follow up with saying to Tenchi, Ayeka, Mihoshi, and Kiyone with.

Which, just like when she had proceeded to say a similar previous statement of hers as a response back to Ryoko with. Shinko had proceeded to say this statement of hers as well, to Tenchi, Ayeka, Mihoshi, and Kiyone, with the exact same somewhat dark looking expression on her face, that would once again make one Captain Unohana proud.

And thankfully...

"N-no, none of us have problem with that at all Shinko, please continue," Tenchi proceeded to say back to Shinko in response with. Which he had proceeded to say back to Shinko in response with, with a tone to his voice almost identical with how Ryoko had proceeded to say her own apologetic statement to Shinko, not even a minute prior.

And as for Shinko and her response back to Tenchi...

"Alright, very good then. Now minna, as I was saying, I think that our first priority, is to find out who is responsible for framing Zoro. Now then Rukia, can you Renji, and the rest of the Gotei 13, go and attempt to gather as much info as you can on who would have the authority and the power to..." Shinko proceeded to try and say to Rukia with.

The only trouble was, that someone else, had then proceeded to speak up. Which not surprisingly, had now caused one of Shinko's eyes, to now start visibly twitching again.

And as for who had decided to interrupt Shinko this time? Well, about that...

"Oh, that won't be necessary, as I already know who it is that framed him," Mihoshi of all people then proceeded to speak up with.

And as for Shinko, and what she thought of this statement that Mihoshi had just said out of seemingly nowhere...

"Wait, are you serious? How on earth did you manage that Mihoshi?" Shinko proceeded to say back to Mihoshi in response. Which for the moment, a look of a bit of somewhat visible shock and surprise, was currently present on her face.

"Oh, I forgot to mention, I remember watching an episode of One Piece on the tv once. Which is why I know that the Shogun of Wano, is the one that framed Zoro," Mihoshi proceeded to say in response. Which she had proceeded to say, while she was also currently giving a closed eyes smile.

And as for Shinko...

"Okay Mihoshi, so why exactly did you not say this sooner?" Shinko proceeded to say. Which she had proceeded to say, while a sweatdrop was also now currently visible, on one side of her face.

And as for Mihoshi's response back...

"Well I had an idea, and I know from past experiences that if I rushed with saying it, then I would possibly look foolish. So, I had to think about it, let it mature, and make sure that it wasn't foolish for me to say," Mihoshi proceeded to say.

And as for Shinko and her overall response with regard to this...

"Well then, thank you for taking your time to do that Mihoshi. And by the way viewers, Shinko here by the way again...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And for those of you viewers who were wondering, yes, that was an indirect reference just now, to Amazon Prime's The Grand Tour Season 4, Episode 02: A Massive Hunt. You know the one, right viewers? It's the one that featured Clarkson, Hammond, and May, on the island of Reunion, and Madagascar. But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this chapter. But as usual viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. And with this now very much still fresh on all of you minds. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Shinko proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand. Which as it just so happened from the tail end of chapter 204. Was just after Mihoshi, had not only told us who was responsible for framing Zoro. But also, with Mihoshi having said this very statement of hers. This wound up giving Shinko an idea.

One, that interestingly enough, would wind up giving us all a very big advantage in some of the next anime canon timelines that we would be ending up in the future.

But anyway with regard to everyone else, as well as their current, sudden, and overall realization. As to their response to what Mihoshi had just said back at the tail end of chapter 204...

"Are you seriously kidding me right now Mihoshi?! You seriously couldn't have told us all about this important bit of information sooner?!" Kiyone had now decided to say to Mihoshi. Which Kiyone had proceeded to say to Mihoshi, while quite a bit of noticeable frustration and anger, were both currently present in her tone of voice.

Which she had also proceeded to say to Mihoshi, while a somewhat sizeable tickmark, was also currently present quite visibly on one side of her face.

And as for some of everyone else, with regard to our current allies that were also currently present...

"Honestly Mihoshi, Kiyone is right, why didn't you tell us all about this sooner?" Ayeka now decided to chime in with saying to Mihoshi with.

Which similar to that of how Kiyone had said her most recent statement to Mihoshi. And though Ayeka had not exactly in the same way as her. Ayeka had proceeded to chime in with having said her statement to Mihoshi, with a slight hint of frustration to her tone. Mind you, it was less obvious then when Kiyone had just recently spoken up with her overall thoughts, on how Mihoshi had withheld this very important piece of information.

But then, and yet quite surprisingly...

"Okay, that's enough from you both! Mihoshi doesn't deserve this kind of behavior from either of you!" Scarlet now proceeded to chime in with response to both Ayeka and Kiyone's unnecessary behavior.

But, however...

"Scarlet, I appreciate you standing up for Mihoshi. But that won't be necessary. As how both Kiyone and Ayeka just acted towards Mihoshi, is a common occurrence in their respective anime timeline. And though I do appreciate you doing so regardless of this. For the foreseeable future Scarlet, it won't be necessary," Shinko proceeded to say back to Scarlet in response with. Which she had also proceeded to say to Scarlet, while slightly turning her attention as well as her eyesight towards Scarlet.

Which Shinko had also proceeded to say over to her, while also proceeding to follow her statement up, with a closed eyes smile.

And thankfully with regard to Scarlet. Even though she didn't wind up saying anything back to Shinko in response. She did however, wound up nodding her head in response to Shinko's statement. Which was a way for her to indicate to Shinko, that she understood that attempting to put both Ayeka and Kiyone in their place for acting aggressive towards Mihoshi, wasn't going to be necessary.

"Now viewers, I think that it should go without me having to reiterate again with saying. Oh right, Shinko here by the way again viewers...*Shinko proceed to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as I am sure you are abundantly aware, Scarlet is our friend and ally, nothing more. Because as I have said countless times before in previous chapters. Me, Zachary, and Keiko, aren't going to be having any love interests at any point in these fanfics. I mean after all viewers, that's if you haven't gone and either skimmed, or skipped through any of the previous chapters of either this fic, or the other three that are connected to this one. Oh, and Chong Lor? So you waited five years to then decide to come back and try to kill the good reputation of these four fanfics? Which for those of you viewers, who don't already know about Chong Lor, and who she is? Well she is a well known Sailor Moon art thief. Who similar to how Gordon Ramsay would say, 'she lost the plot a long time ago.' Or to put in a more simpler sort of terminology viewers. She's just straight up crazy, as well as quite a bit mentally unstable. Oh that's right, I almost forgot! Hey Hinagiku, can you please come over here for a second?...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to turn her attention slightly behind her. Which is then followed by Hinagiku proceeding to come into the frame of shot*"

"Yes Shinko, what is it that you wanted to talk to me about?...*Hinagiku proceeds to say this to Shinko, with a slight look of intrigue currently being present on her face*"

"Well Hinagiku. Me, and the rest of our friends and allies, would like to wish you a happy birthday. I mean after all, your birthday is on May 5. Which, as of this current chapter viewers, is tomorrow...*Shinko proceeds to say this, just as the rest of our other allies, then proceed to come into the frame of shot. To which each of them proceed to either take turns, or in pairs or more, wishing Hinagiku a happy birthday*"

"T-thank you Shinko, this means a lot...*Hinagiku proceeds to say this to Shinko, with a somewhat small, but still noticeable smile on her face*"

"You're quite welcome Hinagiku. I mean after all, you're a great friend as well as an ally to me, and everyone else in our alliance. And viewers? Let me once again remind you all, that she, like Scarlet, is a friend and an ally, and nothing more. So don't be getting any weird ideas about that not being the case alright? Anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. And with this now very much still fresh on all of you minds. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Shinko proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 26

Chapter 27: Being Mentally Out Of Patience!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, before I proceed with the chapter...And as usual, a mandatory chapter recap is in order...So viewers, let us now get on with that chapter recap, shall we?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand. Which as it just so happened from the tail end of chapter 204. Was just after Mihoshi, had not only told us who was responsible for framing Zoro. But also, with Mihoshi having said this very statement of hers. This wound up giving Shinko an idea.

One, that interestingly enough, would wind up giving us all a very big advantage in some of the next anime canon timelines that we would be ending up in the future.

But anyway with regard to everyone else, as well as their current, sudden, and overall realization. As to their response to what Mihoshi had just said back at the tail end of chapter 204...

"Are you seriously kidding me right now Mihoshi?! You seriously couldn't have told us all about this important bit of information sooner?!" Kiyone had now decided to say to Mihoshi. Which Kiyone had proceeded to say to Mihoshi, while quite a bit of noticeable frustration and anger, were both currently present in her tone of voice.

Which she had also proceeded to say to Mihoshi, while a somewhat sizeable tickmark, was also currently present quite visibly on one side of her face.

And as for some of everyone else, with regard to our current allies that were also currently present...

"Honestly Mihoshi, Kiyone is right, why didn't you tell us all about this sooner?" Ayeka now decided to chime in with saying to Mihoshi with.

Which similar to that of how Kiyone had said her most recent statement to Mihoshi. And though Ayeka had not exactly in the same way as her. Ayeka had proceeded to chime in with having said her statement to Mihoshi, with a slight hint of frustration to her tone. Mind you, it was less obvious then when Kiyone had just recently spoken up with her overall thoughts, on how Mihoshi had withheld this very important piece of information.

But then, and yet quite surprisingly...

"Okay, that's enough from you both! Mihoshi doesn't deserve this kind of behavior from either of you!" Scarlet now proceeded to chime in with response to both Ayeka and Kiyone's unnecessary behavior.

But, however...

"Scarlet, I appreciate you standing up for Mihoshi. But that won't be necessary. As how both Kiyone and Ayeka just acted towards Mihoshi, is a common occurrence in their respective anime timeline. And though I do appreciate you doing so regardless of this. For the foreseeable future Scarlet, it won't be necessary," Shinko proceeded to say back to Scarlet in response with. Which she had also proceeded to say to Scarlet, while slightly turning her attention as well as her eyesight towards Scarlet.

Which Shinko had also proceeded to say over to her, while also proceeding to follow her statement up, with a closed eyes smile.

And thankfully with regard to Scarlet. Even though she didn't wind up saying anything back to Shinko in response. She did however, wound up nodding her head in response to Shinko's statement. Which was a way for her to indicate to Shinko, that she understood that attempting to put both Ayeka and Kiyone in their place for acting aggressive towards Mihoshi, wasn't going to be necessary.

"Now viewers, I think that it should go without me having to reiterate again with saying. Oh right, Shinko here by the way again viewers...*Shinko proceed to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as I am sure you are abundantly aware, Scarlet is our friend and ally, nothing more. Because as I have said countless times before in previous chapters. Me, Zachary, and Keiko, aren't going to be having any love interests at any point in these fanfics. I mean after all viewers, that's if you haven't gone and either skimmed, or skipped through any of the previous chapters of either this fic, or the other three that are connected to this one. Oh, and Chong Lor? So you waited five years to then decide to come back and try to kill the good reputation of these four fanfics? Which for those of you viewers, who don't already know about Chong Lor, and who she is? Well she is a well known Sailor Moon art thief. Who similar to how Gordon Ramsay would say, 'she lost the plot a long time ago.' Or to put in a more simpler sort of terminology viewers. She's just straight up crazy, as well as quite a bit mentally unstable. Oh that's right, I almost forgot! Hey Hinagiku, can you please come over here for a second?...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to turn her attention slightly behind her. Which is then followed by Hinagiku proceeding to come into the frame of shot*"

"Yes Shinko, what is it that you wanted to talk to me about?...*Hinagiku proceeds to say this to Shinko, with a slight look of intrigue currently being present on her face*"

"Well Hinagiku. Me, and the rest of our friends and allies, would like to wish you a happy birthday. I mean after all, your birthday is on May 5. Which, as of this current chapter viewers, is tomorrow...*Shinko proceeds to say this, just as the rest of our other allies, then proceed to come into the frame of shot. To which each of them proceed to either take turns, or in pairs or more, wishing Hinagiku a happy birthday*"

"T-thank you Shinko, this means a lot...*Hinagiku proceeds to say this to Shinko, with a somewhat small, but still noticeable smile on her face*"

"You're quite welcome Hinagiku. I mean after all, you're a great friend as well as an ally to me, and everyone else in our alliance. And viewers? Let me once again remind you all, that she, like Scarlet, is a friend and an ally, and nothing more. So don't be getting any weird ideas about that not being the case alright? Anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. And with this now very much still fresh on all of you minds. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Shinko proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand...

"There you are Misaka and Keiko! Do any of you have any idea how long I have spent trying to find you both?!" The unmistakable, and yet still very annoying sounding voice of one Misaki Shokuhou proceeded to say somewhat angrily in reference to both Misaka and Keiko.

And of course, as well as not surprisingly in even the slightest...

"*Shinko now proceeds to let out a very audible somewhat defeated, and also somewhat depressed sounding sigh from her mouth. To which she then proceeds to speak up with regard to Shokuhou's current upset tone and demeanor with how she had allegedly taken a supposed very long time to find us*...No Shokuhou, and sadly, it clearly hasn't been long enough. Shinko here by the way viewers...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I mean after all viewers, Misaki Shokuhou, isn't exactly a...*ahem*...tolerable or very well respected individual in the A Certain Scientific Railgun anime. And furthermore...*Shinko proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to say something. Which even though it had gone and proceeded to result in cutting her off mid sentence. However, unlike the previous times in which this had happened. One of her eyes, had not proceeded to start visibly twitching, or in this case, not at all*"

And as for why this was currently the case? Well you see, about that...

"I am with Shinko on her statement here Shokuhou. As you clearly seem to have a very big attitude problem. Which has been quite apparent, when you were last present among all of us," Lieutenant Rangiku Matsumoto of all people, had proceeded to say to Shokuhou out of seemingly nowhere.

Which, since this had come from her, this had proceeded to catch Shinko somewhat off guard. Since she wasn't really expecting someone such as Rangiku, to not be able to tolerate Shokuhou, despite only having seen her interact with us the one time.

But then, and yet not surprisingly...

"Hey funbags?! I don't recall asking for your opinion! So why don't you..." Shokuhou then proceeded to respond quite angrily back over to Lieutenant Rangiku Matsumoto in response.

And, as for Shinko...

"Shokuhou, I don't want to hear another word from your lips, do you hear me?! You're not going to attempt to threaten Lieutenant Matsumoto here, and expect that to sit well with everyone else! And in case you have forgotten Shokuhou, it was your help in the creation of the Exterior Project, that got us all involved in this mess in the first place! So Shokuhou, here's your attempted statement back! So why don't 'you' do me, as well as everyone else here a favor, and don't attempt to say another word out of your mouth! Because unless it is absent of any sort of hateful remark or statement, then neither me, or anyone else present wants to hear it, is that clear?!" Shinko now proceeded to say quite angrily back to Shokuhou in response.

Which, even though she had said it with a slightly more raised tone to her voice, everyone else seemed to understand, why Shinko had now gone and finally snapped at Shokuhou, because like me. Everyone else, was also pretty fed up with Shokuhou, and how she had been acting and treating everyone that she had come into contact with.

And sure enough as a way to help compound this. As well as to hammer this very thing home...

"Shinko's right, as you can't just simply go around with an attitude like yours, and expect people to respect you for it," Usagi wound up proceeding to chime in with saying.

Which, while Shinko had also proceeded to turn her attention towards Usagi briefly, while she had said this statement of hers. Shinko then realized, that because of her selfless act to protect her from both Heart and Knight. Back when her and Usagi had first fought together back in their combined timeline, on April 5, 1999. Shinko now realized, that that was one of the best decisions that she had ever gone and made. Because now, Usagi Tsukino, the one and only Sailor Moon, was actually standing up for her.

Which even though she had witnessed this happen during their first meeting between Shinko and the Love Angels, and Usagi and the Sailor Senshi. Shinko now realized just how much trust, Usagi had with her.

And interestingly enough, this was also the case among every single one of our allies, minus Shokuhou. Which was ultimately one of the main reasons, as to why they had all been able to work together and seamlessly fight alongside each other. Which was what gave them a crushing victory, against Gensei Kihara, as well as the rest of the villain rogues gallery back at the lab in Academy City.

But then...

"My, what a lovely reunion this is. Quite a pity then, that I will need to dispose of you all!" A familiar sounding male voice, had now proceeded to speak up with, from behind Shinko.

And sure enough, once Shinko had proceeded to do a quick 180 turn to behind her. Shinko's light blue eyes were then immediately met, by a pair of familiar orange colored eyes. And as for Shinko and her overall response and thought on this current and sudden development...

"Quiche! I figured that was you! As no one has..." Shinko proceeded to say, only for a certain someone, to then proceed to cut her off mid sentence.

And as for who they were...

"No you didn't, as you were..." Uryu Ishida of all people, had then proceeded to try and interject with. Only for someone else, to then proceed to cut Uryu off mid sentence.

And as for who it was that had just gone and done this...

"You know Uryu? You're not very good at lying. So I guess that you joining Ywach's side, has made you soft? Man, and I thought..." Ichigo Kurosaki had now proceeded to say quite cheekily and smugly to Uryu in response.

Which then, though not surprisingly...

"You can just shut up Ichigo! As I don't remember..." Uryu had then tried to say back to Ichigo in response. The only trouble with this was...

"You don't remember what Uryu?! You don't remember asking Ichigo for his opinion?! Well Uryu, call me crazy. But the last time that I checked, you're not currently fighting on our side! So forgive me if I don't wind up showing even the slightest bit of sympathy for you, or that statement of yours! So do me a favor Uryu, and as I have already stated to Shokuhou! I don't want to hear another word out of your mouth unless it is productive! Now then minna, let's show Quiche why he can't win against us!" Shinko now proceeded to say. Which, since no one else but all of us, were currently in the area that we were all currently in. There was no need for any of us, to go off somewhere to transform.

And so, with this in mind. And with everyone then proceeding to pull out there respective transformation items and magical items.

"Beautiful Wedding Flower! Angel Amour Peach!" Momoko called out. And in two separate flashes of light, she was in her usual DX battle outfit.

"Elegant Wedding Flower!" Shinko called out. And in a usual quick flash of light, she was once again in her usual battle outfit. And was Angel Bluebell once again.

"Graceful Wedding Flower! Angel Precious Lily!" Yuri called out. And in two separate flashes of light, she was in her usual DX battle outfit.

"Attractive Wedding Flower! Angel Courage Daisy!" Hinagiku called out. And in two separate flashes of light, she was in her usual DX battle outfit.

"Excellent Wedding Flower! Angel Passionate Salvia!" Scarlet called out. And in two separate flashes of light, she too was in her usual DX battle outfit.

"Moon Eternal...Make Up!" Usagi called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Eternal Sailor Moon fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Mercury Crystal Power...Make Up!" Ami called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Mercury fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Mars Crystal Power...Make Up!" Rei called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Mars fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Jupiter Crystal Power...Make Up!" Makoto called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Jupiter fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Venus Crystal Power...Make Up!" Minako called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Venus fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Saturn Crystal Power...Make Up!" Hotaru called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Saturn fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Uranus Planet Power...Make Up!" Haruka called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Uranus fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Neptune Planet Power...Make Up!" Michiru called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Neptune fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Pluto Planet Power...Make Up!" Setsuna called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Pluto fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Key of the stars, with powers burning bright, reveal the staff, and shine your light, Release!" Zachary and Sakura both chanted in unison. And after a sever gust of wind and sand. Both of their respective Star Keys expanded into their respective Star Staffs. Which was then followed by both Zachary and Sakura twirling them, and then finishing off with their usual battle ready poses.

"Dance...Sode no Shirayuki!" Rukia Kuchiki said, calling out her Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Roar...Zabimaru!" Renji Abarai said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Growl...Haineko!" Rangiku Matsumoto said, calling out her Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens...Hyōrinmaru!" Toshiro Hitsugaya said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Extend...Hozukimaru!" Ikkaku Madarame said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Scatter...Senbonzakura!" Byakuya Kuchiki said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Alright...It's about time that we all finally fought again!" Kenpachi Zaraki said. As he held his respective Zanpakuto at the ready.

"Mew Mew Strawberry, Metamorphose!" Ichigo proceeded to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Ichigo. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

"Mew Mew Mint, Metamorphose!" Minto proceeded to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Mint. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

"Mew Mew Lettuce, Metamorphose!" Retasu proceeded to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Lettuce. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

"Mew Mew Pudding, Metamorphose!" Bu-Ling proceeded to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Pudding. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

"Mew Mew Zakuro, Metamorphose!" Zakuro proceeded to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Zakuro. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

And as usual, as the sound of chiming bells then proceeded to fill the air, Wedding Peach then started her introduction.

"As the cherry blossoms flutter towards the ground from the tree branches above, friendships among many continue to blossom. On this beautiful and picturesque day, you have proceeded to once again threaten us, and for that I can't forgive you! I am the Love Angel! I am Wedding Peach, and I am extremely angry with you!" Wedding Peach proceeded to say, while as usual, she proceeded to point her left hand at Quiche. Which was then swiftly followed, by her swinging her other arm into an upward arc. To which she then brought it into a flex, with her arm bent and her hand in a closed fist.

"Well said there sis. Well my turn now then viewers!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say. While she then took her usual stance, with her Saint Sword Of Bluebell pointed straight up with her left hand. "The nature of the Bluebell, is to spread joy and love, allowing friendships to remain strong! I can't forgive those who commit acts of evil! I am the Love Angel! I am Angel Bluebell, and I am very angry with you!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, as she swung her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, up towards, and then over her right armor clad shoulder. 

Which was followed as usual, by Angel Bluebell then proceeding to swing it into a downward swing. To which as usual, she then stopped it midway down, held it in front of her in a battle ready stance, and then struck her usual pose.

Which just before Angel Bluebell had gone and done this, she had proceeded to briefly glance slightly to her right with her light blue eyes, in order to briefly address the viewers.

"In the language of flowers, the nature of the pure lily is special, it means that it will bloom and grant love!" Angel Lily said, as she said her introduction, and then struck a pose.

"The daisy is the emblem of the pure and innocent heart. For it's power can withstand even the most evil wind!" Angel Daisy said, as she said her introduction, and then struck a pose.

"In the language of flowers, salvia means a burning heart! The warrior from heaven, Angel Salvia, is here to do battle! All you devils who mislead innocent hearts, I will erase your filthy souls!" Angel Salvia said, as she then struck a pose.

"How dare you try to sneak up on us and try to attack us cowardly from behind us! I am the Pretty Guardian! Who fights for love and for justice! I am Sailor Moon, and now in the name of the moon, I'll punish you!" Eternal Sailor Moon said, which she finished off with her signature pose, whilst pointing at Quiche.

"I am the Pretty Guardian, who fights for Love and Intelligence, I am Sailor Mercury! Douse yourself in water and repent!" Sailor Mercury said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who fights for Love and for Passion! I am Sailor Mars! In the name of Mars, I'll chastise you!" Sailor Mars said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who fights for Love and for Courage! I am Sailor Jupiter! I'll fill you regret, It'll leave you numb!" Sailor Jupiter said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who Fights for Love and for Beauty! I am Sailor Venus! In the name of Venus, I'll punish you with the power of love!" Sailor Venus said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am an emissary from the abyss of Death. Protected by Saturn, the Outer Planet of Destruction, the Guardian of Silence. I am Sailor Saturn." Sailor Saturn said as she struck her usual pose.

"Protected by Uranus, the Planet of the Wind. Guardian of Heavens. I am Sailor Uranus!" Sailor Uranus said as she struck her usual pose.

"Protected by Neptune, the Outer Planet of the Seas, Guardian of the Deep Sea. I am Sailor Neptune." Sailor Neptune said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Keeper of the Door of Space and Time. I am Sailor Pluto, Guardian of the Underworld." Sailor Pluto said as she struck her usual pose.

"For the earth's future, I'll be at your service Nya~!" Mew Ichigo proceeded to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

"I'm Mew Mint! I'm the cool and collected one, but when it comes to protecting the planet, I'll always be there!" Mew Mint proceeded to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

"I'm Mew Lettuce! I'm the shy one, but when it comes to protecting the planet, I'll always be there!" Mew Lettuce proceeded to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

Yet strangely, even though Mew Pudding didn't say anything, she still wound up striking a pose.

"I'm Mew Zakuro! Breaking open the world of chaos, with an eternal smile!" Mew Zakuro then proceeded to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

And then...

"Okay then...well I wasn't exactly expecting that from Mew Pudding and Mew Zakuro...Angel Bluebell her by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while a very visible and obvious small black dotted eye expression is currently on her face. Which is in order to help indicate, that she was currently quite confused at to what had just occurred with both Mew Pudding, and Mew Zakuro's introduction speeches. Or, in the case of Mew Pudding, lack there of*...Anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. And with this now very much still fresh on all of you minds. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 27

Chapter 28: Chimera Anima, Bambies, Imperial Arms, And Shogun!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand...

"There you are Misaka and Keiko! Do any of you have any idea how long I have spent trying to find you both?!" The unmistakable, and yet still very annoying sounding voice of one Misaki Shokuhou proceeded to say somewhat angrily in reference to both Misaka and Keiko.

And of course, as well as not surprisingly in even the slightest...

"*Shinko now proceeds to let out a very audible somewhat defeated, and also somewhat depressed sounding sigh from her mouth. To which she then proceeds to speak up with regard to Shokuhou's current upset tone and demeanor with how she had allegedly taken a supposed very long time to find us*...No Shokuhou, and sadly, it clearly hasn't been long enough. Shinko here by the way viewers...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I mean after all viewers, Misaki Shokuhou, isn't exactly a...*ahem*...tolerable or very well respected individual in the A Certain Scientific Railgun anime. And furthermore...*Shinko proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to say something. Which even though it had gone and proceeded to result in cutting her off mid sentence. However, unlike the previous times in which this had happened. One of her eyes, had not proceeded to start visibly twitching, or in this case, not at all*"

And as for why this was currently the case? Well you see, about that...

"I am with Shinko on her statement here Shokuhou. As you clearly seem to have a very big attitude problem. Which has been quite apparent, when you were last present among all of us," Lieutenant Rangiku Matsumoto of all people, had proceeded to say to Shokuhou out of seemingly nowhere.

Which, since this had come from her, this had proceeded to catch Shinko somewhat off guard. Since she wasn't really expecting someone such as Rangiku, to not be able to tolerate Shokuhou, despite only having seen her interact with us the one time.

But then, and yet not surprisingly...

"Hey funbags?! I don't recall asking for your opinion! So why don't you..." Shokuhou then proceeded to respond quite angrily back over to Lieutenant Rangiku Matsumoto in response.

And, as for Shinko...

"Shokuhou, I don't want to hear another word from your lips, do you hear me?! You're not going to attempt to threaten Lieutenant Matsumoto here, and expect that to sit well with everyone else! And in case you have forgotten Shokuhou, it was your help in the creation of the Exterior Project, that got us all involved in this mess in the first place! So Shokuhou, here's your attempted statement back! So why don't 'you' do me, as well as everyone else here a favor, and don't attempt to say another word out of your mouth! Because unless it is absent of any sort of hateful remark or statement, then neither me, or anyone else present wants to hear it, is that clear?!" Shinko now proceeded to say quite angrily back to Shokuhou in response.

Which, even though she had said it with a slightly more raised tone to her voice, everyone else seemed to understand, why Shinko had now gone and finally snapped at Shokuhou, because like me. Everyone else, was also pretty fed up with Shokuhou, and how she had been acting and treating everyone that she had come into contact with.

And sure enough as a way to help compound this. As well as to hammer this very thing home...

"Shinko's right, as you can't just simply go around with an attitude like yours, and expect people to respect you for it," Usagi wound up proceeding to chime in with saying.

Which, while Shinko had also proceeded to turn her attention towards Usagi briefly, while she had said this statement of hers. Shinko then realized, that because of her selfless act to protect her from both Heart and Knight. Back when her and Usagi had first fought together back in their combined timeline, on April 5, 1999. Shinko now realized, that that was one of the best decisions that she had ever gone and made. Because now, Usagi Tsukino, the one and only Sailor Moon, was actually standing up for her.

Which even though she had witnessed this happen during their first meeting between Shinko and the Love Angels, and Usagi and the Sailor Senshi. Shinko now realized just how much trust, Usagi had with her.

And interestingly enough, this was also the case among every single one of our allies, minus Shokuhou. Which was ultimately one of the main reasons, as to why they had all been able to work together and seamlessly fight alongside each other. Which was what gave them a crushing victory, against Gensei Kihara, as well as the rest of the villain rogues gallery back at the lab in Academy City.

But then...

"My, what a lovely reunion this is. Quite a pity then, that I will need to dispose of you all!" A familiar sounding male voice, had now proceeded to speak up with, from behind Shinko.

And sure enough, once Shinko had proceeded to do a quick 180 turn to behind her. Shinko's light blue eyes were then immediately met, by a pair of familiar orange colored eyes. And as for Shinko and her overall response and thought on this current and sudden development...

"Quiche! I figured that was you! As no one has..." Shinko proceeded to say, only for a certain someone, to then proceed to cut her off mid sentence.

And as for who they were...

"No you didn't, as you were..." Uryu Ishida of all people, had then proceeded to try and interject with. Only for someone else, to then proceed to cut Uryu off mid sentence.

And as for who it was that had just gone and done this...

"You know Uryu? You're not very good at lying. So I guess that you joining Ywach's side, has made you soft? Man, and I thought..." Ichigo Kurosaki had now proceeded to say quite cheekily and smugly to Uryu in response.

Which then, though not surprisingly...

"You can just shut up Ichigo! As I don't remember..." Uryu had then tried to say back to Ichigo in response. The only trouble with this was...

"You don't remember what Uryu?! You don't remember asking Ichigo for his opinion?! Well Uryu, call me crazy. But the last time that I checked, you're not currently fighting on our side! So forgive me if I don't wind up showing even the slightest bit of sympathy for you, or that statement of yours! So do me a favor Uryu, and as I have already stated to Shokuhou! I don't want to hear another word out of your mouth unless it is productive! Now then minna, let's show Quiche why he can't win against us!" Shinko now proceeded to say. Which, since no one else but all of us, were currently in the area that we were all currently in. There was no need for any of us, to go off somewhere to transform.

And so, with this in mind. And with everyone then proceeding to pull out there respective transformation items and magical items.

"Beautiful Wedding Flower! Angel Amour Peach!" Momoko called out. And in two separate flashes of light, she was in her usual DX battle outfit.

"Elegant Wedding Flower!" Shinko called out. And in a usual quick flash of light, she was once again in her usual battle outfit. And was Angel Bluebell once again.

"Graceful Wedding Flower! Angel Precious Lily!" Yuri called out. And in two separate flashes of light, she was in her usual DX battle outfit.

"Attractive Wedding Flower! Angel Courage Daisy!" Hinagiku called out. And in two separate flashes of light, she was in her usual DX battle outfit.

"Excellent Wedding Flower! Angel Passionate Salvia!" Scarlet called out. And in two separate flashes of light, she too was in her usual DX battle outfit.

"Moon Eternal...Make Up!" Usagi called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Eternal Sailor Moon fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Mercury Crystal Power...Make Up!" Ami called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Mercury fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Mars Crystal Power...Make Up!" Rei called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Mars fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Jupiter Crystal Power...Make Up!" Makoto called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Jupiter fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Venus Crystal Power...Make Up!" Minako called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Venus fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Saturn Crystal Power...Make Up!" Hotaru called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Saturn fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Uranus Planet Power...Make Up!" Haruka called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Uranus fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Neptune Planet Power...Make Up!" Michiru called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Neptune fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Pluto Planet Power...Make Up!" Setsuna called out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Pluto fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Key of the stars, with powers burning bright, reveal the staff, and shine your light, Release!" Zachary and Sakura both chanted in unison. And after a sever gust of wind and sand. Both of their respective Star Keys expanded into their respective Star Staffs. Which was then followed by both Zachary and Sakura twirling them, and then finishing off with their usual battle ready poses.

"Dance...Sode no Shirayuki!" Rukia Kuchiki said, calling out her Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Roar...Zabimaru!" Renji Abarai said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Growl...Haineko!" Rangiku Matsumoto said, calling out her Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens...Hyōrinmaru!" Toshiro Hitsugaya said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Extend...Hozukimaru!" Ikkaku Madarame said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Scatter...Senbonzakura!" Byakuya Kuchiki said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Alright...It's about time that we all finally fought again!" Kenpachi Zaraki said. As he held his respective Zanpakuto at the ready.

"Mew Mew Strawberry, Metamorphose!" Ichigo proceeded to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Ichigo. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

"Mew Mew Mint, Metamorphose!" Minto proceeded to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Mint. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

"Mew Mew Lettuce, Metamorphose!" Retasu proceeded to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Lettuce. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

"Mew Mew Pudding, Metamorphose!" Bu-Ling proceeded to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Pudding. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

"Mew Mew Zakuro, Metamorphose!" Zakuro proceeded to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Zakuro. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

And as usual, as the sound of chiming bells then proceeded to fill the air, Wedding Peach then started her introduction.

"As the cherry blossoms flutter towards the ground from the tree branches above, friendships among many continue to blossom. On this beautiful and picturesque day, you have proceeded to once again threaten us, and for that I can't forgive you! I am the Love Angel! I am Wedding Peach, and I am extremely angry with you!" Wedding Peach proceeded to say, while as usual, she proceeded to point her left hand at Quiche. Which was then swiftly followed, by her swinging her other arm into an upward arc. To which she then brought it into a flex, with her arm bent and her hand in a closed fist.

"Well said there sis. Well my turn now then viewers!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say. While she then took her usual stance, with her Saint Sword Of Bluebell pointed straight up with her left hand. "The nature of the Bluebell, is to spread joy and love, allowing friendships to remain strong! I can't forgive those who commit acts of evil! I am the Love Angel! I am Angel Bluebell, and I am very angry with you!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, as she swung her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, up towards, and then over her right armor clad shoulder. 

Which was followed as usual, by Angel Bluebell then proceeding to swing it into a downward swing. To which as usual, she then stopped it midway down, held it in front of her in a battle ready stance, and then struck her usual pose.

Which just before Angel Bluebell had gone and done this, she had proceeded to briefly glance slightly to her right with her light blue eyes, in order to briefly address the viewers.

"In the language of flowers, the nature of the pure lily is special, it means that it will bloom and grant love!" Angel Lily said, as she said her introduction, and then struck a pose.

"The daisy is the emblem of the pure and innocent heart. For it's power can withstand even the most evil wind!" Angel Daisy said, as she said her introduction, and then struck a pose.

"In the language of flowers, salvia means a burning heart! The warrior from heaven, Angel Salvia, is here to do battle! All you devils who mislead innocent hearts, I will erase your filthy souls!" Angel Salvia said, as she then struck a pose.

"How dare you try to sneak up on us and try to attack us cowardly from behind us! I am the Pretty Guardian! Who fights for love and for justice! I am Sailor Moon, and now in the name of the moon, I'll punish you!" Eternal Sailor Moon said, which she finished off with her signature pose, whilst pointing at Quiche.

"I am the Pretty Guardian, who fights for Love and Intelligence, I am Sailor Mercury! Douse yourself in water and repent!" Sailor Mercury said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who fights for Love and for Passion! I am Sailor Mars! In the name of Mars, I'll chastise you!" Sailor Mars said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who fights for Love and for Courage! I am Sailor Jupiter! I'll fill you regret, It'll leave you numb!" Sailor Jupiter said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who Fights for Love and for Beauty! I am Sailor Venus! In the name of Venus, I'll punish you with the power of love!" Sailor Venus said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am an emissary from the abyss of Death. Protected by Saturn, the Outer Planet of Destruction, the Guardian of Silence. I am Sailor Saturn." Sailor Saturn said as she struck her usual pose.

"Protected by Uranus, the Planet of the Wind. Guardian of Heavens. I am Sailor Uranus!" Sailor Uranus said as she struck her usual pose.

"Protected by Neptune, the Outer Planet of the Seas, Guardian of the Deep Sea. I am Sailor Neptune." Sailor Neptune said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Keeper of the Door of Space and Time. I am Sailor Pluto, Guardian of the Underworld." Sailor Pluto said as she struck her usual pose.

"For the earth's future, I'll be at your service Nya~!" Mew Ichigo proceeded to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

"I'm Mew Mint! I'm the cool and collected one, but when it comes to protecting the planet, I'll always be there!" Mew Mint proceeded to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

"I'm Mew Lettuce! I'm the shy one, but when it comes to protecting the planet, I'll always be there!" Mew Lettuce proceeded to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

Yet strangely, even though Mew Pudding didn't say anything, she still wound up striking a pose.

"I'm Mew Zakuro! Breaking open the world of chaos, with an eternal smile!" Mew Zakuro then proceeded to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

And then...

"Okay then...well I wasn't exactly expecting that from Mew Pudding and Mew Zakuro...Angel Bluebell her by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while a very visible and obvious small black dotted eye expression is currently on her face. Which is in order to help indicate, that she was currently quite confused at to what had just occurred with both Mew Pudding, and Mew Zakuro's introduction speeches. Or, in the case of Mew Pudding, lack there of*...Anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. And with this now very much still fresh on all of you minds. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back into the current situation from the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Oh, so this is where you all are! Hello there Bluebell, you and your allies may have been able to escape me last time. But this time you worm, you can bet that this time, I won't miss!" The unmistakable enraged and very aggressively arrogant tone of General Esdeath then suddenly proceeded to speak up with, from only a couple of feet behind Angel Bluebell.

Which was then swiftly followed, by General Esdeath, then proceeding to quickly charge towards Angel Bluebell, with her signature rapier drawn back, ready to thrust into Angel Bluebell from behind.

But strangely to General Esdeath, Angel Bluebell wasn't worried. And as for why this was the case...

"Jupiter...Oak...Evolution!" The unmistakable and also commanding voice of one Super Sailor Jupiter then proceeded to shout out with quite strongly.

And, before General Esdeath was even able to close the required distance to strike Angel Bluebell in the back with her rapier. The all too familiar sight, of sharp and very quick leaves, had proceeded to whizz quite quickly through the air. To which these leaves, then proceeded to cut into General Esdeath, slicing through her uniform, as well as her body. 

Which in turn, caused enough temporary pain throughout her entire body. Which also in turn, had caused her to be caught off guard slightly. And, this had also gone and temporarily caused her to stop charging forward.

And, more importantly, Angel Bluebell was then quick to act upon this temporary chance, by then proceeding to strike back. And as for what this entailed...

"Oh, I'm sorry Esdeath, were you being arrogant and blinded by your rage again? You know Esdeath? I fought against quite a few villains other then yourself. And each one of them, were just as arrogant and blinded by rage as you currently are, if not more so. And in each one of their cases, they wound up getting exactly what they deserved, a quick and swift loss at the hands of me, Wedding Peach, and the rest of our allies. So Esdeath, on regard to you saying that you wouldn't miss. It is quite funny in fact that you should mention that, because while you just missed your shot. We on the other hand, certainly won't miss! And speaking of which. Zachary?! Sakura?! It's time to remind Esdeath here who the true swordsman is! Erza, you're free to help the both of them out. I mean after all, I think that you'll find that Esdeath here, is similar to that of Kiria. Only not as powerful, and more of a pushover then anything else. Now then minna let us begin, because it's showtime!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say quite strongly.

Which Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say, while the strong power and authority in her voice, helped to hammer this statement of hers home. Which as usual wound up doing the trick.

And as a way to help confirm this very same fact...

"Requip!: Heavens Wheel!" Erza Scarlet proceeded to call out with. And in a brief flash of gold colored light. Erza was then in her Heavens Wheel Armor. And then...

"Now dance my blades!" Erza Scarlet then proceeded to quickly follow up with calling out. Which was then followed by the appearance, of at least a half a dozen blades. Which after they had briefly spun in a large circle around Erza. They then proceeded to quickly whizz through the air, and towards General Esdeath at a very high rate of speed.

However, General Esdeath then proceeded to scoff. As she then proceeded to use her ability to temporarily stop time. Which then allowed her to temporarily evade all of the fast approaching swords that Erza had launched towards her only a second earlier.

But thankfully, Angel Bluebell had already planned for this eventuality. And upon Angel Bluebell, then proceeding to let out a brief and yet very audible sigh from her mouth...

"My Esdeath, how predictable of you. It's too bad that I knew that your arrogance would wind up blinding you from being able to see the truth. As with regard to you Esdeath, your 'time,' has now unfortunately run out. Now Sakura and Zachary, let her have it!" Angel Bluebell then proceeded to shout over to both Zachary and Sakura. Which was then followed, by Zachary then proceeding to pull out the Time Card.

And, as Zachary then proceeded to throw it up into the air, both him and Sakura, then proceeded to raise their respective Star staffs towards it.

"Time!" Both Zachary and Sakura proceeded to chant together in unison. Which was then quickly followed, by General Esdeath then proceeding to become frozen in place, just as she had once again reappeared. Which was confirmed, by the bright yellow color of the Time Card spirit, then proceeding to quickly creep across, and then completely cover her form. And thus, wound up freezing her in place.

And, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to draw her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, back towards, and then over her right armor clad shoulder. She then simply turned her attention to Wedding Peach, and then wound up giving her a brief nod.

And, once Wedding Peach had proceeded to quickly return the nod back to Angel Bluebell, she then proceeded, to pull out her Saint Miroir.

And then...

"Saint Miroir...Bridal Flash!" Wedding Peach proceeded to shout out, as she did a complete spin. Which once the heart emblem on her Saint Miroir had glowed red. She then fired the usual purification attack from the heart emblem of her Saint Miroir, as it then made its way quite quickly, towards the still time frozen General Esdeath.

"Saint Sword Of Bluebell...Devil...Purification!~" Angel Bluebell proceeded to shout out. Which once her Saint Sword Of Bluebell's blade then proceeded to glow its familiar light blue color. Angel Bluebell then followed, by then proceeding to swing her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, in a left horizontal swing in front of her. As she also proceeded to fire her usual bright blue blast of purification energy, from the blade of her Saint Sword Of Bluebell.

And as intended, once both of Wedding Peach and Angel Bluebells respective purification attacks, hit General Esdeath at exactly the same time, she was purified. To which she then faded out of existence.

But, even though General Esdeath was now gone, and was now no longer a threat to us. We still had quite a long way to go, with regard to finally putting an end, to this multi dimensional war.

"Yes indeed viewers, you did just in fact read that part right. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 28

Chapter 29: In Order To Lead One Must Also Be Willing To Follow!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, before I proceed with the chapter...And as usual, a mandatory chapter recap is in order...So viewers, let us now get on with that chapter recap, shall we?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back into the current situation from the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Oh, so this is where you all are! Hello there Bluebell, you and your allies may have been able to escape me last time. But this time you worm, you can bet that this time, I won't miss!" The unmistakable enraged and very aggressively arrogant tone of General Esdeath then suddenly proceeded to speak up with, from only a couple of feet behind Angel Bluebell.

Which was then swiftly followed, by General Esdeath, then proceeding to quickly charge towards Angel Bluebell, with her signature rapier drawn back, ready to thrust into Angel Bluebell from behind.

But strangely to General Esdeath, Angel Bluebell wasn't worried. And as for why this was the case...

"Jupiter...Oak...Evolution!" The unmistakable and also commanding voice of one Super Sailor Jupiter then proceeded to shout out with quite strongly.

And, before General Esdeath was even able to close the required distance to strike Angel Bluebell in the back with her rapier. The all too familiar sight, of sharp and very quick leaves, had proceeded to whizz quite quickly through the air. To which these leaves, then proceeded to cut into General Esdeath, slicing through her uniform, as well as her body. 

Which in turn, caused enough temporary pain throughout her entire body. Which also in turn, had caused her to be caught off guard slightly. And, this had also gone and temporarily caused her to stop charging forward.

And, more importantly, Angel Bluebell was then quick to act upon this temporary chance, by then proceeding to strike back. And as for what this entailed...

"Oh, I'm sorry Esdeath, were you being arrogant and blinded by your rage again? You know Esdeath? I fought against quite a few villains other then yourself. And each one of them, were just as arrogant and blinded by rage as you currently are, if not more so. And in each one of their cases, they wound up getting exactly what they deserved, a quick and swift loss at the hands of me, Wedding Peach, and the rest of our allies. So Esdeath, on regard to you saying that you wouldn't miss. It is quite funny in fact that you should mention that, because while you just missed your shot. We on the other hand, certainly won't miss! And speaking of which. Zachary?! Sakura?! It's time to remind Esdeath here who the true swordsman is! Erza, you're free to help the both of them out. I mean after all, I think that you'll find that Esdeath here, is similar to that of Kiria. Only not as powerful, and more of a pushover then anything else. Now then minna let us begin, because it's showtime!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say quite strongly.

Which Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say, while the strong power and authority in her voice, helped to hammer this statement of hers home. Which as usual wound up doing the trick.

And as a way to help confirm this very same fact...

"Requip!: Heavens Wheel!" Erza Scarlet proceeded to call out with. And in a brief flash of gold colored light. Erza was then in her Heavens Wheel Armor. And then...

"Now dance my blades!" Erza Scarlet then proceeded to quickly follow up with calling out. Which was then followed by the appearance, of at least a half a dozen blades. Which after they had briefly spun in a large circle around Erza. They then proceeded to quickly whizz through the air, and towards General Esdeath at a very high rate of speed.

However, General Esdeath then proceeded to scoff. As she then proceeded to use her ability to temporarily stop time. Which then allowed her to temporarily evade all of the fast approaching swords that Erza had launched towards her only a second earlier.

But thankfully, Angel Bluebell had already planned for this eventuality. And upon Angel Bluebell, then proceeding to let out a brief and yet very audible sigh from her mouth...

"My Esdeath, how predictable of you. It's too bad that I knew that your arrogance would wind up blinding you from being able to see the truth. As with regard to you Esdeath, your 'time,' has now unfortunately run out. Now Sakura and Zachary, let her have it!" Angel Bluebell then proceeded to shout over to both Zachary and Sakura. Which was then followed, by Zachary then proceeding to pull out the Time Card.

And, as Zachary then proceeded to throw it up into the air, both him and Sakura, then proceeded to raise their respective Star staffs towards it.

"Time!" Both Zachary and Sakura proceeded to chant together in unison. Which was then quickly followed, by General Esdeath then proceeding to become frozen in place, just as she had once again reappeared. Which was confirmed, by the bright yellow color of the Time Card spirit, then proceeding to quickly creep across, and then completely cover her form. And thus, wound up freezing her in place.

And, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to draw her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, back towards, and then over her right armor clad shoulder. She then simply turned her attention to Wedding Peach, and then wound up giving her a brief nod.

And, once Wedding Peach had proceeded to quickly return the nod back to Angel Bluebell, she then proceeded, to pull out her Saint Miroir.

And then...

"Saint Miroir...Bridal Flash!" Wedding Peach proceeded to shout out, as she did a complete spin. Which once the heart emblem on her Saint Miroir had glowed red. She then fired the usual purification attack from the heart emblem of her Saint Miroir, as it then made its way quite quickly, towards the still time frozen General Esdeath.

"Saint Sword Of Bluebell...Devil...Purification!~" Angel Bluebell proceeded to shout out. Which once her Saint Sword Of Bluebell's blade then proceeded to glow its familiar light blue color. Angel Bluebell then followed, by then proceeding to swing her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, in a left horizontal swing in front of her. As she also proceeded to fire her usual bright blue blast of purification energy, from the blade of her Saint Sword Of Bluebell.

And as intended, once both of Wedding Peach and Angel Bluebells respective purification attacks, hit General Esdeath at exactly the same time, she was purified. To which she then faded out of existence.

But, even though General Esdeath was now gone, and was now no longer a threat to us. We still had quite a long way to go, with regard to finally putting an end, to this multi dimensional war.

"Yes indeed viewers, you did just in fact read that part right. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current fight at hand. Which was just after General Esdeath had faded out of existence due to me and Wedding Peach having purified her in the last chapter...

"Well actually viewers, I have something to address first that takes a little bit more of a priority. Angel Bluebell here again by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Anyway viewers, a troll user by the name of Gremlin_jr, apparently decided that it was somehow smart of them, to try and instigate, by saying that my 'looser promo,' as they put it, was...well...exactly that, a 'looser promo.' Now, correct me if I'm wrong on this basis viewers. But the last time that I checked, the word loser, supposed to be spelt with just one letter 'o.' So yeah Gremlin_jr, not a good look for you. And not surprisingly, for a troll such as Gremlin_jr. Instead of being a proper and non toxic user, Gremlin_jr decides to double down. By asking as to whether or not I have 'mental diseases,' as he put in his follow up comment reply. I mean really Gremlin_jr? You must really want to end up like Jack Dork that badly huh? I mean, you know that having the ability to screenshot exists right? Also, Gremlin_jr, with regard to their sad attempt at a rebuttal, is them proceeding to say, 'you like your own comments?' Which by the way viewers, Gremlin_jr did the exact same thing to his own comments, until I called him out on it, and he then proceeded to stop doing it. Wow Gremlin_jr, and you're saying that you don't 'honestly care' about you having been the one that instigated by commenting in an attempt to gaslight? Hey viewers? Help me make that make sense? Because Gremlin_jr somehow thinks that that makes sense, and isn't incoherent as it clearly is. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for now. So, what do you say that we get on with the chapter now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from Angel Bluebells fourth wall breaking, at least for the moment, and back to the current fight and situation at hand from the last chapter...

"Wow, now that's a lot of power that the two of them have in their possession," the somehow low toned, and yet still recognizable voice of one Uryu Ishida then proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. And even though Uryu had proceeded to say this statement of his in a very low toned tone of voice. Angel Bluebell could still pickup on the fact, that he was still quite surprised, that both Angel Bluebell and Wedding Peach, wielded this kind, as well as level of magical power.

And, as a way for Angel Bluebell to help bring light to Uryu's current statement...

"Indeed Uryu, and just imagine what would've happened had you been the one on the receiving end of it instead of General Esdeath. Now then Uryu, how about you dispense with your supposed allegiance to Yhwach and the Sternritters, and fight alongside the rest of us? And speaking of which viewers? As I am sure that it goes without saying, that in order for one to be able to lead, one must also be able to follow. Which to give a clear and obvious example of this viewers. Why do you think that Hell's Kitchen's Season 9 contestant Elise, was and still is, the most hated contestant in Hell's Kitchen history? I mean, the nerve of her to act as though she had the qualities to head one of Gordon Ramsay's restaurant. And if I am not mistaken here viewers, it was Hell's Kitchen's Season 9 contestant Will, that said it himself. That in order to lead, one must also be able to follow. Which, since Elise wasn't willing to take orders, but rather just give them, that is one of the main reasons, as to why she didn't wind up in the final two of Season 9. I mean, another example of this viewers, just so happens to be the very individual who is speaking to you right now through this very same fourth wall break. I mean after all viewers, I had no knowledge of the Wedding Peach anime regarding any of the 55 episodes of the anime going into this. So, unlike Zachary, who had knowledge of the first five episodes of the Cardcaptor Sakura anime. Or, Keiko, who only had knowledge of the first three episodes of A Certain Scientific Railgun, as well as knowledge of the first three episodes of A Certain Magical Index. So in the overall and grand scheme of things viewers, I would say, that out of the three of us. I had the biggest disadvantage going into this. And furthermore viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to come into the frame of shot, and then proceed to speak up. Which, like all of the other times in which this has happened previously, has now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now proceed to start to visibly twitch again*"

And as for who had chosen to interject, as well as interrupt Angel Bluebells fourth wall break this time? Well about that...

"Hey Bluebell?! I think that you're forgetting someone! Hello there viewers, Catherine here...*I proceed to say this, just as I proceed to come into the frame of shot. To which I then also proceeds, to make a very sexy cat pawing motion with one of my hands. Which I also proceeded to do, while giving off a very devilish, very sexy, and evil looking smile to the viewers, that if Revy was standing beside me while doing the same as me. Then one would be able to see that both of our devilish smiles were exactly the same as one another's. Which in this case, it would be*"

"Oh C-catherine...Yes, you're right, I did forget about you, m-my mistake...But anyway viewers, why don't we head back to the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*I proceed to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of my eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting back into the current situation, as well as the current fight at hand...

"I would do as Bluebell is asking of you Uryu, as I would hate to see you siding with the wrong side in this. I mean after all, I could always have Misaka and Keiko here..." Kuroko Shirai of all people, had now suddenly proceeded to speak up with. Which interestingly enough, it wasn't Kuroko's current statement, that wound up having Uryu realize that what he was doing was wrong.

But rather, it was Kuroko Shirai's current perverted blush and small smile, that had been present on her face, when she had said this statement of hers to Uryu.

And sure enough, and not surprisingly...

"Okay alright Bluebell, I get the point! Now please make her stop looking at me like that!" Uryu then proceeded to shout out quite strongly and audibly towards Angel Bluebell with.

And then...

"Good choice Uryu. And you won't wind up regretting it either. Then again viewers, if I was Uryu, then I would've caved too if Kuroko wound up looking at me like...*Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for Uryu, to then proceed to cut her off mid sentence*"

"Hey, no one asked you to explain that to the viewers!" Uryu then proceeded to shout over to Angel Bluebell quite strongly. Which he had also proceeded to say, while a blush was also visible on his face.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well for the record Uryu, no one asked me not to explain it to the viewers either, now did they? And also viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 29

Chapter 30: Wanting None But Getting Nun!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, before I proceed with the chapter...And as usual, a mandatory chapter recap is in order...So viewers, let us now get on with that chapter recap, shall we?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current fight at hand. Which was just after General Esdeath had faded out of existence due to me and Wedding Peach having purified her in the last chapter...

"Well actually viewers, I have something to address first that takes a little bit more of a priority. Angel Bluebell here again by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Anyway viewers, a troll user by the name of Gremlin_jr, apparently decided that it was somehow smart of them, to try and instigate, by saying that my 'looser promo,' as they put it, was...well...exactly that, a 'looser promo.' Now, correct me if I'm wrong on this basis viewers. But the last time that I checked, the word loser, supposed to be spelt with just one letter 'o.' So yeah Gremlin_jr, not a good look for you. And not surprisingly, for a troll such as Gremlin_jr. Instead of being a proper and non toxic user, Gremlin_jr decides to double down. By asking as to whether or not I have 'mental diseases,' as he put in his follow up comment reply. I mean really Gremlin_jr? You must really want to end up like Jack Dork that badly huh? I mean, you know that having the ability to screenshot exists right? Also, Gremlin_jr, with regard to their sad attempt at a rebuttal, is them proceeding to say, 'you like your own comments?' Which by the way viewers, Gremlin_jr did the exact same thing to his own comments, until I called him out on it, and he then proceeded to stop doing it. Wow Gremlin_jr, and you're saying that you don't 'honestly care' about you having been the one that instigated by commenting in an attempt to gaslight? Hey viewers? Help me make that make sense? Because Gremlin_jr somehow thinks that that makes sense, and isn't incoherent as it clearly is. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for now. So, what do you say that we get on with the chapter now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from Angel Bluebells fourth wall breaking, at least for the moment, and back to the current fight and situation at hand from the last chapter...

"Wow, now that's a lot of power that the two of them have in their possession," the somehow low toned, and yet still recognizable voice of one Uryu Ishida then proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. And even though Uryu had proceeded to say this statement of his in a very low toned tone of voice. Angel Bluebell could still pickup on the fact, that he was still quite surprised, that both Angel Bluebell and Wedding Peach, wielded this kind, as well as level of magical power.

And, as a way for Angel Bluebell to help bring light to Uryu's current statement...

"Indeed Uryu, and just imagine what would've happened had you been the one on the receiving end of it instead of General Esdeath. Now then Uryu, how about you dispense with your supposed allegiance to Yhwach and the Sternritters, and fight alongside the rest of us? And speaking of which viewers? As I am sure that it goes without saying, that in order for one to be able to lead, one must also be able to follow. Which to give a clear and obvious example of this viewers. Why do you think that Hell's Kitchen's Season 9 contestant Elise, was and still is, the most hated contestant in Hell's Kitchen history? I mean, the nerve of her to act as though she had the qualities to head one of Gordon Ramsay's restaurant. And if I am not mistaken here viewers, it was Hell's Kitchen's Season 9 contestant Will, that said it himself. That in order to lead, one must also be able to follow. Which, since Elise wasn't willing to take orders, but rather just give them, that is one of the main reasons, as to why she didn't wind up in the final two of Season 9. I mean, another example of this viewers, just so happens to be the very individual who is speaking to you right now through this very same fourth wall break. I mean after all viewers, I had no knowledge of the Wedding Peach anime regarding any of the 55 episodes of the anime going into this. So, unlike Zachary, who had knowledge of the first five episodes of the Cardcaptor Sakura anime. Or, Keiko, who only had knowledge of the first three episodes of A Certain Scientific Railgun, as well as knowledge of the first three episodes of A Certain Magical Index. So in the overall and grand scheme of things viewers, I would say, that out of the three of us. I had the biggest disadvantage going into this. And furthermore viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to come into the frame of shot, and then proceed to speak up. Which, like all of the other times in which this has happened previously, has now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now proceed to start to visibly twitch again*"

And as for who had chosen to interject, as well as interrupt Angel Bluebells fourth wall break this time? Well about that...

"Hey Bluebell?! I think that you're forgetting someone! Hello there viewers, Catherine here...*I proceed to say this, just as I proceed to come into the frame of shot. To which I then also proceeds, to make a very sexy cat pawing motion with one of my hands. Which I also proceeded to do, while giving off a very devilish, very sexy, and evil looking smile to the viewers, that if Revy was standing beside me while doing the same as me. Then one would be able to see that both of our devilish smiles were exactly the same as one another's. Which in this case, it would be*"

"Oh C-catherine...Yes, you're right, I did forget about you, m-my mistake...But anyway viewers, why don't we head back to the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*I proceed to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of my eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting back into the current situation, as well as the current fight at hand...

"I would do as Bluebell is asking of you Uryu, as I would hate to see you siding with the wrong side in this. I mean after all, I could always have Misaka and Keiko here..." Kuroko Shirai of all people, had now suddenly proceeded to speak up with. Which interestingly enough, it wasn't Kuroko's current statement, that wound up having Uryu realize that what he was doing was wrong.

But rather, it was Kuroko Shirai's current perverted blush and small smile, that had been present on her face, when she had said this statement of hers to Uryu.

And sure enough, and not surprisingly...

"Okay alright Bluebell, I get the point! Now please make her stop looking at me like that!" Uryu then proceeded to shout out quite strongly and audibly towards Angel Bluebell with.

And then...

"Good choice Uryu. And you won't wind up regretting it either. Then again viewers, if I was Uryu, then I would've caved too if Kuroko wound up looking at me like...*Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for Uryu, to then proceed to cut her off mid sentence*"

"Hey, no one asked you to explain that to the viewers!" Uryu then proceeded to shout over to Angel Bluebell quite strongly. Which he had also proceeded to say, while a blush was also visible on his face.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well for the record Uryu, no one asked me not to explain it to the viewers either, now did they? And also viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back into the current situation, as well as the current fight and battle at hand. Which as from the end of the last chapter, had been Uryu joining as an ally to the Four Aces Alliance. Mind you, it was due to Kuroko's usual perverted tendencies then it was anything else, but I digress. But, as for the current situation at hand from just after the tail end of the last chapter...

"Capitan, I have spotted those same civilians from earlier," the unmistakable voice of Boris spoke up with in his usual and yet somewhat heavy Russian accent. Which even though Boris had said this in quite a low tone of voice. Angel Bluebell was still able to pickup on Boris having said this, thanks in part to Shinko's heightened abilities while she was transformed as Angel Bluebell.

And then...

"Excellent work Comrade Sergeant. Now then men, what do you say that we go greet the locals?" The now unmistakable voice of Balalaika now proceeded to speak up with, in her usual heavy sounding Russian accent.

And then, but unlike last time. And as a way for Angel Bluebell to try and bring light to the current situation so too speak

"Hey Comrade Sergeant? Can you please tell your Capitan to hold off on greeting us so too speak? Because as I am sure you've already noticed, you're not exactly in Roanapur anymore. So I would hate to see you, your Capitan, and the rest of Hotel Moscow, wind up getting injured by the enemies other then me and my allies that are present. And believe me when I say Comrade Sergeant, that while your bullets may do damage to the usual civilian in Roanapur. That will not wind up being the case in a situation like this. Because whether or not you, your Capitan, or the rest of your present allies of Hotel Moscow want to admit it. Not only is magic heavier then any sort of arm or ammunition, but it is very much real, and very much present here as well," Angel Bluebell proceeded to say to Boris, Balalaika, and the rest of their currently present allies of Hotel Moscow that were also present. But, unlike the last time, when she had said my previous statement referring to them, in Japanese. Angel Bluebell had gone this time, and had said her entire current statement, in English.

Which as a result...

"So you can hear us then? Well so much for the element of surprise..." Boris wound up speaking up with. Only it was much more audible this time. Which as a result, everyone else present also wound up hearing it.

And then...

"Actually Comrade Sergeant, and I don't mean any sort of offense by this when I say this to you and your Capitan. But you kind of lost the element of surprise back when you ran into us the first time. So yea, sorry to have to break that to you. And also," Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say. The only trouble was, that halfway through her statement, someone had then decided to go and interject with speaking up. Which as a result, and yet not surprisingly in the slightest, had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to start visibly twitching again.

And as for who had decided to go and interrupt Angel Bluebell this time? Well you see, about that...

"Hey sis, I figured that that was you!" Revy suddenly wound up shouting out to Balalaika with. Which Revy had proceeded to say this, right after Angel Bluebell had made the obvious statement, that Balalaika, or 'sis,' as both me and Revy usually referred to her as.

And as for me and my statement to Balalaika...

"Hey sis, how have things been going on back in Roanapur? It's been a minute since me and Revy have chatted with you like this!" I proceeded to say to Balalaika alongside Revy. Which was a statement that the readers would not have been able to realize that I had said, unless they read this particular chapter of this particular fanfic.

And on the subject of me and Revy having gone and referred to Balalaika as 'sis. Which interestingly, was a form of respect to Balalaika that was sometimes said from both me and Revy. But, even though I had no information regarding anything past the episode Mangrove Heaven in the Black Lagoon canon anime timelines. I still had more then enough information on Balalaika, to consider her to be given the proper amount of respect that she deserved. Which was what I had just gone and done alongside Revy.

And then...

"Ah Miss Rebecca, and Cat, I see you're here as well. It's been a while since the three of us have crossed paths. Though I wish that it had been under better circumstances..." The unmistakable and also heavy Russian accented voice of Balalaika now proceeded to quite audibly speak up with.

But then...

"Hey, can you all please stop conversing in English?! As there are some of us here that can't understand what three of you are saying!" The voice of Keiko now proceeded to speak out quite loudly with. Which she had proceeded to say, to basically hammer home the clear and obvious fact, that she was now proceeding to get quite irritated, with being unable to understand what me, Angel Bluebell, Revy, and Balalaika were all currently saying. Or, that was what she claimed was currently the case, but interestingly enough, Angel Bluebell knew better.

And, as a way to help confirm this very same fact...

"Hey Keiko? And please do feel free to correct me if I'm wrong on this basis. But aren't you also able to understand English just as well as I can? Which by the way viewers..." Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say with a very visible and very deadpanned type of expression on her face. Which as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to turn her attention slightly over to her right, in order to address the viewers. Keiko then proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence.

Which, like all of the other times that this had happened, this had now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to once again start to visibly twitch again.

And as for Keiko's response to Angel Bluebell...

"Alright Bluebell I get it. There's no need to let the viewers know about that, as they're perfectly aware of it already," Keiko now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response. Which she had proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response, while a somewhat noticeable blush, was also currently present on her face. And also, while she had also proceeded to side glance away from looking at Angel Bluebell temporarily. Which had now pretty much indicated, that like her sister Misaka, Keiko was a tsundere. And this was even though Keiko didn't want to admit to this being the case.

But then...

"Revy and Cat, I figured that was you both!" A now currently unrecognizable female voice proceeded to shout out somewhat loudly to both me and Revy. Which they had also proceeded to shout out, while a noticeable amount of slurring was also present in their tone of voice.

And sure enough, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to turn towards the source of the voice, along with me and Revy. The three of us, were then met by a female, with waist-length blond hair, pale skin, and blue eyes. And Angel Bluebell could tell that they were blue eyes, even though she was currently wearing angular pink sunglasses. She was also currently wearing a nun's habit, and was also currently chewing gum in her mouth. Which was due to the fact that Angel Bluebell could quite obviously see, that she had just gone and blown a pink bubble out of her mouth, with the use of that chewing gum. And lastly, Angel Bluebell could also see, that she also currently had a firearm, which was a Glock 17L in one of her hands. And she was carrying a bottle of alcohol in her other hand.

And with now realizing exactly who she was, Angel Bluebell then realized just how interesting, that this was all about to get.

"And don't I know it viewers. Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then, let me now introduce one Sister Eda of the Rip-Off Church. Yes viewers, as in the same Sister Eda, who as it happens...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to now go and once again cut her off mid fourth wall break. Which not surprisingly, has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start visibly twitching once again*"

"Hey Eda? Make sure that you save some of that alcohol for me and Cat!" The voice of Revy had now proceeded to shout out quite loudly to Eda with. Which not surprisingly, had now caused Angel Bluebells eye to stop twitching, at least for now. But also, this had also caused a sweatdrop to then appear, and then slowly make its way down one side of Angel Bluebells face.

"Okay, well that was predictable wasn't it viewers? Angel Bluebell here again by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So anyway viewers, I think that this is now a good place to end this current chapter. And as usual viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 30

Chapter 31: Pheasants, And Ponzi Schemes!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, before I proceed with the chapter...And as usual, a mandatory chapter recap is in order...So viewers, let us now get on with that chapter recap, shall we?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back into the current situation, as well as the current fight and battle at hand. Which as from the end of the last chapter, had been Uryu joining as an ally to the Four Aces Alliance. Mind you, it was due to Kuroko's usual perverted tendencies then it was anything else, but I digress. But, as for the current situation at hand from just after the tail end of the last chapter...

"Capitan, I have spotted those same civilians from earlier," the unmistakable voice of Boris spoke up with in his usual and yet somewhat heavy Russian accent. Which even though Boris had said this in quite a low tone of voice. Angel Bluebell was still able to pickup on Boris having said this, thanks in part to Shinko's heightened abilities while she was transformed as Angel Bluebell.

And then...

"Excellent work Comrade Sergeant. Now then men, what do you say that we go greet the locals?" The now unmistakable voice of Balalaika now proceeded to speak up with, in her usual heavy sounding Russian accent.

And then, but unlike last time. And as a way for Angel Bluebell to try and bring light to the current situation so too speak

"Hey Comrade Sergeant? Can you please tell your Capitan to hold off on greeting us so too speak? Because as I am sure you've already noticed, you're not exactly in Roanapur anymore. So I would hate to see you, your Capitan, and the rest of Hotel Moscow, wind up getting injured by the enemies other then me and my allies that are present. And believe me when I say Comrade Sergeant, that while your bullets may do damage to the usual civilian in Roanapur. That will not wind up being the case in a situation like this. Because whether or not you, your Capitan, or the rest of your present allies of Hotel Moscow want to admit it. Not only is magic heavier then any sort of arm or ammunition, but it is very much real, and very much present here as well," Angel Bluebell proceeded to say to Boris, Balalaika, and the rest of their currently present allies of Hotel Moscow that were also present. But, unlike the last time, when she had said my previous statement referring to them, in Japanese. Angel Bluebell had gone this time, and had said her entire current statement, in English.

Which as a result...

"So you can hear us then? Well so much for the element of surprise..." Boris wound up speaking up with. Only it was much more audible this time. Which as a result, everyone else present also wound up hearing it.

And then...

"Actually Comrade Sergeant, and I don't mean any sort of offense by this when I say this to you and your Capitan. But you kind of lost the element of surprise back when you ran into us the first time. So yea, sorry to have to break that to you. And also," Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say. The only trouble was, that halfway through her statement, someone had then decided to go and interject with speaking up. Which as a result, and yet not surprisingly in the slightest, had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to start visibly twitching again.

And as for who had decided to go and interrupt Angel Bluebell this time? Well you see, about that...

"Hey sis, I figured that that was you!" Revy suddenly wound up shouting out to Balalaika with. Which Revy had proceeded to say this, right after Angel Bluebell had made the obvious statement, that Balalaika, or 'sis,' as both me and Revy usually referred to her as.

And as for me and my statement to Balalaika...

"Hey sis, how have things been going on back in Roanapur? It's been a minute since me and Revy have chatted with you like this!" I proceeded to say to Balalaika alongside Revy. Which was a statement that the readers would not have been able to realize that I had said, unless they read this particular chapter of this particular fanfic.

And on the subject of me and Revy having gone and referred to Balalaika as 'sis. Which interestingly, was a form of respect to Balalaika that was sometimes said from both me and Revy. But, even though I had no information regarding anything past the episode Mangrove Heaven in the Black Lagoon canon anime timelines. I still had more then enough information on Balalaika, to consider her to be given the proper amount of respect that she deserved. Which was what I had just gone and done alongside Revy.

And then...

"Ah Miss Rebecca, and Cat, I see you're here as well. It's been a while since the three of us have crossed paths. Though I wish that it had been under better circumstances..." The unmistakable and also heavy Russian accented voice of Balalaika now proceeded to quite audibly speak up with.

But then...

"Hey, can you all please stop conversing in English?! As there are some of us here that can't understand what three of you are saying!" The voice of Keiko now proceeded to speak out quite loudly with. Which she had proceeded to say, to basically hammer home the clear and obvious fact, that she was now proceeding to get quite irritated, with being unable to understand what me, Angel Bluebell, Revy, and Balalaika were all currently saying. Or, that was what she claimed was currently the case, but interestingly enough, Angel Bluebell knew better.

And, as a way to help confirm this very same fact...

"Hey Keiko? And please do feel free to correct me if I'm wrong on this basis. But aren't you also able to understand English just as well as I can? Which by the way viewers..." Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say with a very visible and very deadpanned type of expression on her face. Which as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to turn her attention slightly over to her right, in order to address the viewers. Keiko then proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence.

Which, like all of the other times that this had happened, this had now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to once again start to visibly twitch again.

And as for Keiko's response to Angel Bluebell...

"Alright Bluebell I get it. There's no need to let the viewers know about that, as they're perfectly aware of it already," Keiko now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response. Which she had proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response, while a somewhat noticeable blush, was also currently present on her face. And also, while she had also proceeded to side glance away from looking at Angel Bluebell temporarily. Which had now pretty much indicated, that like her sister Misaka, Keiko was a tsundere. And this was even though Keiko didn't want to admit to this being the case.

But then...

"Revy and Cat, I figured that was you both!" A now currently unrecognizable female voice proceeded to shout out somewhat loudly to both me and Revy. Which they had also proceeded to shout out, while a noticeable amount of slurring was also present in their tone of voice.

And sure enough, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to turn towards the source of the voice, along with me and Revy. The three of us, were then met by a female, with waist-length blond hair, pale skin, and blue eyes. And Angel Bluebell could tell that they were blue eyes, even though she was currently wearing angular pink sunglasses. She was also currently wearing a nun's habit, and was also currently chewing gum in her mouth. Which was due to the fact that Angel Bluebell could quite obviously see, that she had just gone and blown a pink bubble out of her mouth, with the use of that chewing gum. And lastly, Angel Bluebell could also see, that she also currently had a firearm, which was a Glock 17L in one of her hands. And she was carrying a bottle of alcohol in her other hand.

And with now realizing exactly who she was, Angel Bluebell then realized just how interesting, that this was all about to get.

"And don't I know it viewers. Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then, let me now introduce one Sister Eda of the Rip-Off Church. Yes viewers, as in the same Sister Eda, who as it happens...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to now go and once again cut her off mid fourth wall break. Which not surprisingly, has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start visibly twitching once again*"

"Hey Eda? Make sure that you save some of that alcohol for me and Cat!" The voice of Revy had now proceeded to shout out quite loudly to Eda with. Which not surprisingly, had now caused Angel Bluebells eye to stop twitching, at least for now. But also, this had also caused a sweatdrop to then appear, and then slowly make its way down one side of Angel Bluebells face.

"Okay, well that was predictable wasn't it viewers? Angel Bluebell here again by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which I then proceed to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So anyway viewers, I think that this is now a good place to end this current chapter. And as usual viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current chapter, as well as the current fight at hand...

"Actually viewers, I have something that is more urgent to address to all of you, before we get to the current chapter. Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, a troll user by the name of Salazarson, and another troll user by the name of robert_wylie, have both somehow deemed it necessary to try and be toxic. The bad news for both of them in this case, is that having the ability to screenshot exists. So Salazarson, and robert_wylie, thanks so much for the free content. I mean I get it, you're both pettily jealous of these four fanfics and their overall success. But see viewers, the thing is, if they put this same amount of effort into writing and creating their own stories, then perhaps they too could wind up being successful. Mind you, they wouldn't be as successful as these fics, but it would be an upgrade of sorts to them both. Oh, almost forgot to mention, hey Jack Dork? How is it going with your life justifiably falling apart? I mean really Mr. Dork, what did you honestly think was going to happen with you being a nuisance streamer? I mean, Johnny Somali did that, and as of right now, he is facing a max of 31 years in prison. Vitaly, is currently facing 24, and YaNike, the Belgian YouTuber, is currently facing a max of 23.5 years in prison. And for those who are wondering what it was that YaNike did to earn that amount of possible prison time? Well, I am not going to go into it, and I will just advise that you all go and look it up yourselves. And if you're wondering why? Well once you look him up and realize why. You'll then realize why I recommended for you to do so in the first place. But getting back to robert_wylie. Because they seem to think, that each and every review on these fanfics, are from fake accounts. I mean really Robert, that's your way of attempting to cope with these four fics and their current overall success? I mean after all viewers, Robert clearly isn't the brightest. But if I had to guess, as it has been the case for awhile now, Robert, like every other troll that has attempted this, will rage quit and not bother commenting any further. I mean, trolls like Robert think that they're 'taking something away,' so too speak, by choosing not to comment anymore. So to sum things up her viewers, the trolls think that choosing not to comment in a toxic manner anymore, is somehow a bad thing to them. Hey viewers, help make that make sense? Because trolls like robert_wylie, somehow think that that makes sense. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough of my fourth wall breaking. At least for the current moment. So then viewers. what do you say that we finally get on with the chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting back to the current situation, that had occurred at the tail end of the last chapter...

"Sister Eda, I thought I told you to..." A now currently unrecognizable old sounding female voice had now proceeded to speak up with, from just behind Sister Eda. Who from the last chapter, was still a little bit clattered from the alcohol that she had drunk before proceeding to slightly stagger into the current scene.

And now realizing who it was that this particular voice belonged to. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to turn slightly to her right, and towards the source of the new female voice. And sure enough, Angel Bluebells light blue eyes wound up falling upon an elderly Caucasian woman, who had noticeable wrinkles on her face. She was also wearing a black eye patch over her right eye, and Angel Bluebell could also tell on her person, that she had what appeared to be a gold-colored and customized IMI Desert Eagle pistol. And she was also wearing a typical nun's outfit. Which consisted of a black veil and dress, a white coif, and a guimpe. And finally she was also wearing a gold-colored cross necklace. 

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response to this current realization as to knowing exactly who she was...

"Uh, well viewers. It would appear as though Sister Eda is going to have some explaining to do with regard to her currently clattered state. Oh right, Angel Bluebell here again by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me introduce Sister Yolanda of the Rip-Off Church in Roanapur. And no viewers, she is not the same Yolanda from the Pheasant Department in an episode of Impractical Jokers, that one Joe Gatto had claimed had 'hounded to you about her pyramid scheme.' Sorry viewers, but I just couldn't resist saying that. I mean after all, it is not every day that you get to use a sort of reference such as this one. And speaking of pyramid schemes. Did you know, that a pyramid scheme is not the same as a ponzi scheme? I mean after all viewers, the infamous Bernie Madoff was put in jail for 5400 years. And yes viewers, that is indeed the exact number of years he was sentenced to prison for. But as I am sure that you all know all too well, Bernie Madoff is infamously known, for the masterminding of the largest ponzi scheme in history. Worth an estimated $65 billion, and no viewers, that is not a typo either. But anyway viewers, this now marks the current end of this chapter. But as always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 31

Chapter 32: GPWS Malfunctions, NAV Receiver Failures, And Accidental TOGA Activations!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...

Now then viewers, this particular chapter is going to be a non action packed filler chapter. So viewers for this chapter, we will covering 3 transportation related accidents. More specifically viewers, we will be covering three aviation accidents in this particular chapter. And all three of them in some form or another, have to do with a form of a mechanical failure contributing to the accident.

And we will start viewers, by going all the way back to September 26 of 1997. Which on this particular day, Garuda Indonesia Flight 152 was conducting a flight from Soekarno–Hatta International Airport, in Tangerang, Indonesia, over to Polonia International Airport, in
Medan, Indonesia. And at the time of the crash, Flight 152, was carrying 222 passengers, 2 pilots, and 10 flight attendants. The aircraft in question, was an Airbus A300B4-220. Quite like that of American Airlines Flight 587. Only this Airbus A300 was a 200 series, rather then a 600 series that was the Airbus A300 that was operating as Flight 587 on November 12, 2001.

But anyway, due to a combination of Pilot Error on behalf of both pilots of Flight 152, an error on the part of the air traffic controller on duty at the time of the crash. Due to them confusing Garuda Flight 152, for a flight who had the same flight number earlier in the day. And an unknown failure of the Airbus A300B4-200s Ground Proximity Warning System, or GPWS for short. Due to all of these separate factors, Flight 152 wound up making a wrong turn while coming into land in Medan Airport. And due to the forest fires going on in the area at the time, there was now possible way for the two pilots of Flight 152, to see where they were going. And unfortunately, it wound up impacting terrain, which caused the aircraft to disintegrate on impact. Which wound up killing all 222 passengers and 12 crew on board Garuda Indonesia Flight 152. In what is known, as a CFIT, or a Controlled Flight Into Terrain.

And to this day, the crash of Garuda Indonesia Flight 152, is the deadliest air accident, in Indonesia's history.

And now viewers, we will be moving onto the second aviation accident of this chapter. And to do this, we will be going a bit further back, all the way to November 14, 1990. Where on this day, Alitalia Flight 404, carrying 40 passengers, 2 pilots, and 4 flight attendants was on route from Linate Airport in Milan, Italy, to Zurich Airport, in Zurich Switzerland. And at the time, Flight 404, was operated by a McDonnell Douglas DC-9-32. Which was equipped with what were known as 'drum pointer' altimeters. Far older then the usual digital altimeters that one would see on more modern airliners. But getting back to the accident at hand, Flight 404 wound up smashing into Stadlerberg Mountain in a Controlled Flight Into Terrain, or CFIT. The impact wound up killing all 46 passengers and crew on board Flight 404...

And as for the cause of the crash? Well it was due to one of the DC-9s NAV Receivers failing before the crash. NAV in this case being short, for navigation. So in this case, the failure of the number one NAV Receiver, or in this case, the captain's NAV Receiver, caused the Ground Proximity Warning System, or GPWS, to fail to respond to the quickly approaching mountain. And unfortunately in this case, was one of the main causes of the crash of Flight 404. Other factors that played a role in the crash of Alitalia Flight 404, included the captain's decision to deny the first officers window of opportunity to conduct a go around before impacting Stadlerberg Mountain. And the possibility, that due to the drum pointer altimeters design flaw, with it being very difficult to read at times. The captain of Flight 404, may have possibly misunderstood the readings on his respective drum point altimeter. Thinking that Flight 404, was actually higher in altitude then it was. And when you add in the fact, that Stadlerberg Mountain, was not visible at night. Which was the time of day that Flight 404 was flying in, when it was coming in to land at Zurich Airport.

And interestingly enough viewers, an accident that would take place years later, on November 24, 2001 with Crossair Flight 3597. Which was yet another Controlled Flight Into Terrain accident. When Flight 3597, was coming in to land at Zurich Airport, the same Zurich Airport, that Flight 404 had been coming in to land at 11 years earlier. But in the case of Flight 3597, it was a navigational error coupled with pilot error, that would go on to claim the lives of 24 of the 33 passengers and crew aboard...

But anyway viewers, we will now move on to the final accident of this chapter. And to do this one, we will be going a bit more forward in time, all the way to April 26 of 1994. And on this day, China Airlines Flight 140, another Airbus A300. Though this one was an Airbus A300B4-622R. And while yes viewers, the A300 that would wind up operating as American Airlines Flight 587, was also a A300B4-600 series. Flight 587, was an Airbus A300B4-605R. So it was slightly different, then the A300B4-622R that was operating as China Airlines Flight 140...

But anyway viewers, at the time of the accident, Flight 140, was on route, from Chiang Kai-Shek International Airport, in Taiwan, to Nagoya Airport, in Nagoya, Japan...

And at the time of the accident, Flight 140, was carrying 256 passengers, 2 pilots, and 13 flight attendants...

And unfortunately, due to an accidental activation of Flight 140s To Go Around mode switch by the First Officer. Or the TOGA mode switches for those who want the abbreviation. This caused the A300s horizontal stabilizer, to be set to force the aircraft to climb out.

But due to the captain and First Officer, wanting to land, they tried to force the autopilot to disconnect, by pushing forward hard on their control columns. Unfortunately, all this did, was cause Flight 140 to stall, fall to the ground and explode. The impact killing 261 of the 271 people on board, with 3 dying later of their injuries. But miraculously, 7 passengers survived the accident...

And to this day, the crash of China Airlines Flight 140, is the worst crash in China Airlines history, the second deadliest accident on Japanese soil. And the third deadliest incident involving an Airbus A300. Behind the crash of American Airlines Flight 587, and the shooting down of Iran Air Flight 655...

But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this non action packed filler chapter. And we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter. So viewers, from me, Angel Bluebell, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we all look forward to seeing you lot in the next chapter, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 32

Chapter 33: Going Like Disaster Or Going Like Clockwork!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, before I proceed with the chapter...And as usual, a mandatory chapter recap is in order...So viewers, let us now get on with that chapter recap, shall we?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current chapter, as well as the current fight at hand...

"Actually viewers, I have something that is more urgent to address to all of you, before we get to the current chapter. Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, a troll user by the name of Salazarson, and another troll user by the name of robert_wylie, have both somehow deemed it necessary to try and be toxic. The bad news for both of them in this case, is that having the ability to screenshot exists. So Salazarson, and robert_wylie, thanks so much for the free content. I mean I get it, you're both pettily jealous of these four fanfics and their overall success. But see viewers, the thing is, if they put this same amount of effort into writing and creating their own stories, then perhaps they too could wind up being successful. Mind you, they wouldn't be as successful as these fics, but it would be an upgrade of sorts to them both. Oh, almost forgot to mention, hey Jack Dork? How is it going with your life justifiably falling apart? I mean really Mr. Dork, what did you honestly think was going to happen with you being a nuisance streamer? I mean, Johnny Somali did that, and as of right now, he is facing a max of 31 years in prison. Vitaly, is currently facing 24, and YaNike, the Belgian YouTuber, is currently facing a max of 23.5 years in prison. And for those who are wondering what it was that YaNike did to earn that amount of possible prison time? Well, I am not going to go into it, and I will just advise that you all go and look it up yourselves. And if you're wondering why? Well once you look him up and realize why. You'll then realize why I recommended for you to do so in the first place. But getting back to robert_wylie. Because they seem to think, that each and every review on these fanfics, are from fake accounts. I mean really Robert, that's your way of attempting to cope with these four fics and their current overall success? I mean after all viewers, Robert clearly isn't the brightest. But if I had to guess, as it has been the case for awhile now, Robert, like every other troll that has attempted this, will rage quit and not bother commenting any further. I mean, trolls like Robert think that they're 'taking something away,' so too speak, by choosing not to comment anymore. So to sum things up her viewers, the trolls think that choosing not to comment in a toxic manner anymore, is somehow a bad thing to them. Hey viewers, help make that make sense? Because trolls like robert_wylie, somehow think that that makes sense. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough of my fourth wall breaking. At least for the current moment. So then viewers. what do you say that we finally get on with the chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting back to the current situation, that had occurred at the tail end of the last chapter...

"Sister Eda, I thought I told you to..." A now currently unrecognizable old sounding female voice had now proceeded to speak up with, from just behind Sister Eda. Who from the last chapter, was still a little bit clattered from the alcohol that she had drunk before proceeding to slightly stagger into the current scene.

And now realizing who it was that this particular voice belonged to. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to turn slightly to her right, and towards the source of the new female voice. And sure enough, Angel Bluebells light blue eyes wound up falling upon an elderly Caucasian woman, who had noticeable wrinkles on her face. She was also wearing a black eye patch over her right eye, and Angel Bluebell could also tell on her person, that she had what appeared to be a gold-colored and customized IMI Desert Eagle pistol. And she was also wearing a typical nun's outfit. Which consisted of a black veil and dress, a white coif, and a guimpe. And finally she was also wearing a gold-colored cross necklace. 

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response to this current realization as to knowing exactly who she was...

"Uh, well viewers. It would appear as though Sister Eda is going to have some explaining to do with regard to her currently clattered state. Oh right, Angel Bluebell here again by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me introduce Sister Yolanda of the Rip-Off Church in Roanapur. And no viewers, she is not the same Yolanda from the Pheasant Department in an episode of Impractical Jokers, that one Joe Gatto had claimed had 'hounded to you about her pyramid scheme.' Sorry viewers, but I just couldn't resist saying that. I mean after all, it is not every day that you get to use a sort of reference such as this one. And speaking of pyramid schemes. Did you know, that a pyramid scheme is not the same as a ponzi scheme? I mean after all viewers, the infamous Bernie Madoff was put in jail for 5400 years. And yes viewers, that is indeed the exact number of years he was sentenced to prison for. But as I am sure that you all know all too well, Bernie Madoff is infamously known, for the masterminding of the largest ponzi scheme in history. Worth an estimated $65 billion, and no viewers, that is not a typo either. But anyway viewers, this now marks the current end of this chapter. But as always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers, from me, Zachary, Keiko, and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. We all look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this while also proceeding to smile, with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current chapter, as well as the current fight at hand...

"Actually viewers, something has come up since the last chapter that takes a bit more precedence. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, you remember my mentioning of several internet trolls in the past few chapters don't you? You know the ones right, Decaded, Fairemont, and a couple of other internet trolls? Yes viewers, those internet trolls. As it is quite apparent viewers, that both of these prattish pillocks have somehow been made to convince themselves, that they're not the problem. When in fact viewers, both of these bellends are in fact the problem. They just don't want to admit to themselves that that is the case. And also viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to come into the frame of shot, and then proceed to speak up. Which unlike the last time that this had happened, this hasn't caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to visibly start twitching*"

"Hey sis? I think that the viewers get the message...*Wedding Peach proceeds to say this to Angel Bluebell, just as she comes into the frame of shot. With both a closed eye concerned look, and a sweatdrop also currently being present as well on her face*"

"Oh r-right sis, my bad...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while giving off a sheepish looking smile, with both of her eyes closed. To which she also proceeds to put her free right hand behind her head as well during this. To which she then proceeds to open both of her eyes again, in order to continue to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let us now get on with the chapter shall we?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from Angel Bluebells fourth wall breaking, at least for the current moment. And now getting back to the current chapter, as well as the current fight at hand...

"So you got one lucky hit and now you suddenly think that you're king of the world? Well then, let's see if you can do that again Bluebell? Because I doubt that you'll wind up getting lucky twice!" Quiche now decided to say over to Angel Bluebell and Wedding Peach quite angrily with.

But, as for Angel Bluebell and her response back to Quiche...

"Oh believe me Quiche, when I say that I will wind up getting lucky twice. But you see, the thing is Quiche, I'm not going to be the one that takes care of you and your quite frankly pathetic Chimera Anima, isn't that right 'Lucky Strike'?" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back to Quiche in response. Which while she had said her response back to Quiche, not only was a very smug and witty looking smirk present on Angel Bluebells face. But also, she had proceeded to say her statement back to Quiche in response, in her usual witty and smug sounding tone of voice.

And sure enough, to confirm this very same thing with being the case...

"Hey Quiche, think fast!" Keiko wound up shouting out towards Quiche with quite smugly. Which was quickly followed, by both her and Misaka, each proceeding to pull an arcade coin out of their respective skirt pockets. And not even a second later, once they had both put their respective arcade coins between two of their fingers, they launched them, both of them producing their respective railguns.

And sure enough, back with what had happened to Queen Nehellennia. Quiche wasn't able to react fast enough. I mean how could you, when you have something that was traveling towards him at 2400 miles per hour. And once both Keiko and Misaka's respective railguns slammed into Quiche, the resulting impact wound up wiping him out of existence. Which in turn, caused the Chimera Anima that he had summoned several chapters earlier, to simply just disintegrate into nothing.

And yet, surprisingly...

"What the heck just happened?! Just who are you two?!" Ryoko wound up deciding to shout out to both Keiko and Misaka.

And sure enough, though not surprisingly...

"What's the matter Ryoko, you never seen an electromagnetic cannon before? Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now viewers, for those who don't know what an electromagnetic cannon is? Well it is a more complex word for what is essentially a railgun...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

And just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to end her current fourth wall break...

"So wait a second, those two had all of that power in their possession this whole time? Well then why didn't they use it sooner?" Kiyone then proceeded to speak up with asking out of seemingly nowhere.

And as for me and my response back to Kiyone...

"Well to be fair Kiyone you never asked, so there wasn't really any incentive for either me or Misaka to say anything about it. Which by the way viewers, Keiko here by the way...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which Keiko then proceeds to bring her attention and her eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Anyway viewers, so for those of you who were wondering, that was an indirect reference to a very old episode of Thomas The Tank Engine. And in case you're wondering which episode, it was 'Pop Goes The Diesel.' Also viewers, on a similar note, there are two ways for going about things, the Four Aces Alliance way, or the wrong way. We're the Four Aces Alliance, and don't we know it!...But anyway viewers...*Keiko proceeds to try and attempt to do her usual end of chapter fourth wall break. Only for Angel Bluebell to then proceed to cut Keiko off mid sentence*"

"Keiko, may I ask what it that you are doing right at this very moment? You wouldn't by any chance be trying to end this chapter now would you? Or need I remind you how things went back in chapter 70?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this back to Keiko in response. To which while she had proceeded to say this very same statement back to Keiko in response, Angel Bluebell was now once again displaying the same expression, that even now, would still make one Captain Unohana proud*"

"*Keiko now proceeds to let out a very defeated sounding sigh while she also proceeds to close both of her eyes and look down slightly with both of her eyes closed*...Okay fine Bluebell I get the message."

"I figured you would Keiko...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this back to Keiko in response, while her current expression then proceeds to quickly shift to a small smile*...Now then viewers, from me, Keiko here, Zachary, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 33

Chapter 34: The Art Of War And Striking Out The Side!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current chapter, as well as the current fight at hand...

"Actually viewers, something has come up since the last chapter that takes a bit more precedence. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, you remember my mentioning of several internet trolls in the past few chapters don't you? You know the ones right, Decaded, Fairemont, and a couple of other internet trolls? Yes viewers, those internet trolls. As it is quite apparent viewers, that both of these prattish pillocks have somehow been made to convince themselves, that they're not the problem. When in fact viewers, both of these bellends are in fact the problem. They just don't want to admit to themselves that that is the case. And also viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to come into the frame of shot, and then proceed to speak up. Which unlike the last time that this had happened, this hasn't caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to visibly start twitching*"

"Hey sis? I think that the viewers get the message...*Wedding Peach proceeds to say this to Angel Bluebell, just as she comes into the frame of shot. With both a closed eye concerned look, and a sweatdrop also currently being present as well on her face*"

"Oh r-right sis, my bad...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while giving off a sheepish looking smile, with both of her eyes closed. To which she also proceeds to put her free right hand behind her head as well during this. To which she then proceeds to open both of her eyes again, in order to continue to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let us now get on with the chapter shall we?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also smiling with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from Angel Bluebells fourth wall breaking, at least for the current moment. And now getting back to the current chapter, as well as the current fight at hand...

"So you got one lucky hit and now you suddenly think that you're king of the world? Well then, let's see if you can do that again Bluebell? Because I doubt that you'll wind up getting lucky twice!" Quiche now decided to say over to Angel Bluebell and Wedding Peach quite angrily with.

But, as for Angel Bluebell and her response back to Quiche...

"Oh believe me Quiche, when I say that I will wind up getting lucky twice. But you see, the thing is Quiche, I'm not going to be the one that takes care of you and your quite frankly pathetic Chimera Anima, isn't that right 'Lucky Strike'?" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back to Quiche in response. Which while she had said her response back to Quiche, not only was a very smug and witty looking smirk present on Angel Bluebells face. But also, she had proceeded to say her statement back to Quiche in response, in her usual witty and smug sounding tone of voice.

And sure enough, to confirm this very same thing with being the case...

"Hey Quiche, think fast!" Keiko wound up shouting out towards Quiche with quite smugly. Which was quickly followed, by both her and Misaka, each proceeding to pull an arcade coin out of their respective skirt pockets. And not even a second later, once they had both put their respective arcade coins between two of their fingers, they launched them, both of them producing their respective railguns.

And sure enough, back with what had happened to Queen Nehellennia. Quiche wasn't able to react fast enough. I mean how could you, when you have something that was traveling towards him at 2400 miles per hour. And once both Keiko and Misaka's respective railguns slammed into Quiche, the resulting impact wound up wiping him out of existence. Which in turn, caused the Chimera Anima that he had summoned several chapters earlier, to simply just disintegrate into nothing.

And yet, surprisingly...

"What the heck just happened?! Just who are you two?!" Ryoko wound up deciding to shout out to both Keiko and Misaka.

And sure enough, though not surprisingly...

"What's the matter Ryoko, you never seen an electromagnetic cannon before? Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now viewers, for those who don't know what an electromagnetic cannon is? Well it is a more complex word for what is essentially a railgun...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed in a very cute looking manner*"

And just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to end her current fourth wall break...

"So wait a second, those two had all of that power in their possession this whole time? Well then why didn't they use it sooner?" Kiyone then proceeded to speak up with asking out of seemingly nowhere.

And as for me and my response back to Kiyone...

"Well to be fair Kiyone you never asked, so there wasn't really any incentive for either me or Misaka to say anything about it. Which by the way viewers, Keiko here by the way...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which Keiko then proceeds to bring her attention and her eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Anyway viewers, so for those of you who were wondering, that was an indirect reference to a very old episode of Thomas The Tank Engine. And in case you're wondering which episode, it was 'Pop Goes The Diesel.' Also viewers, on a similar note, there are two ways for going about things, the Four Aces Alliance way, or the wrong way. We're the Four Aces Alliance, and don't we know it!...But anyway viewers...*Keiko proceeds to try and attempt to do her usual end of chapter fourth wall break. Only for Angel Bluebell to then proceed to cut Keiko off mid sentence*"

"Keiko, may I ask what it that you are doing right at this very moment? You wouldn't by any chance be trying to end this chapter now would you? Or need I remind you how things went back in chapter 70?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this back to Keiko in response. To which while she had proceeded to say this very same statement back to Keiko in response, Angel Bluebell was now once again displaying the same expression, that even now, would still make one Captain Unohana proud*"

"*Keiko now proceeds to let out a very defeated sounding sigh while she also proceeds to close both of her eyes and look down slightly with both of her eyes closed*...Okay fine Bluebell I get the message."

"I figured you would Keiko...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this back to Keiko in response, while her current expression then proceeds to quickly shift to a small smile*...Now then viewers, from me, Keiko here, Zachary, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current fight and battle, as well as the current situation at hand...

"Hey you?! You've got a lot of nerve...!" The unmistakable voice of one Bambietta Basterbine had now proceeded to yell quite angrily and aggressively over to Angel Bluebell out of seemingly nowhere with.

And Little Miss Bambi would have continued her quite frankly very pathetic statement, if Angel Bluebell didn't once again proceed to go, and then cut her off mid sentence.

And as for Angel Bluebells response back to Little Miss Bambi, Giselle, as well as the rest of the Bambies...

"No Little Miss Bambi, that's where you seem to be missing the point here! As I think quite frankly, that the only ones here that have 'a lot of nerve,' as you just stated, is you, Katnippie, and the rest of your so called allies. So if I were you Little Miss Bambi," Angel Bluebell proceeded to then go and say back over to Little Miss Bambi in response.

The only trouble was, was that Little Miss Bambi had then proceeded to go and cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence. And as for Little Miss Bambi, and her so called rebuttal so too speak...

"Shut up! Just shut up and quit calling me that!" Bambietta Basterbine had now proceeded to quite aggressively yell back over to Angel Bluebell with in response. Which she had also proceeded to yell back over to Angel Bluebell, while a very noticeable, and also quite fairly large tickmark, was also currently present upon one side of her face.

And as for the response back to Little Miss Bambi. Which interestingly enough, did not wind up coming from Angel Bluebell. But in fact, as with regard to who had gone and chosen to respond back to Little Miss Bambi, Katnippie, Giselle, as well as the rest of the Bambies...

"My goodness Little Miss Bambi, you're more annoying then Kuroko is sometimes! Hey Jupiter, what do you say to helping me and Misaka out here for a moment? I think that it's time to show Little Miss Bambi here just how well we all fight alongside one another!" Keiko had now proceeded to say quite cheekily and smugly over to Super Sailor Jupiter with. Which during this, Keiko had also proceeded to say the last bit of her statement over to Super Sailor Jupiter, while a very smug and cheeky looking smirk, was also present on her face.

Which as for Little Miss Bambi and her not at all surprising attempted response back to Keiko...

"That is not my name you light blue haired twerp! Because in case you seem to have some sort of wax in your ears, it's..." Little Miss Bambi had now proceeded to try and attempt to say back to Keiko in response with.

Only once again, Angel Bluebell had now once again proceeded, to go and cut Little Miss Bambi off mid sentence. And as for Angel Bluebells needed and very justifiable response back to Little Miss Bambi...

"Hey Little Miss Bambi? I am going to need you to not speak another word from your lips alright?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back to Little Miss Bambi with.

And sure enough, as with regard to Little Miss Bambi and her not surprising at all response back to Angel Bluebell...

"And just what are you going to do if I choose not to do as you ask, hmm?" Little Miss Bambi had now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response. Which also not surprisingly, Little Miss Bambi had now also proceeded to say this statement of hers back to Angel Bluebell in response, while giving her a side head turned and one eyed expression. Which was to help indicate, that not only was Little Miss Bambi not choosing to take Angel Bluebells statement back to her seriously. But it also helped to further indicate the fact that everyone else now realized as well. That Little Miss Bambi, was just like the rest of the villains that we had all fought against, arrogant, and extremely full of themselves.

And as for Angel Bluebells response back to Little Miss Bambi. Which she had proceeded to say back to Little Miss Bambi, while as a very smug and very cheeky looking smirk also then proceeded to slowly make its way onto her face...

"Well Little Miss Bambi, I am so glad that you asked. Because after all viewers, as Sun Tzu himself once said, 'if you're going to strike, then fall like a thunderbolt.' Now then Lucky Strike, what do you say that you, Railgun, and Jupiter show Little Miss Bambi and her band of deer just what one of the many reasons are, that makes our alliance unbeatable?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back to Little Miss Bambi with in response.

Which also during this, Angel Bluebell had proceeded to briefly turn her attention and eyesight slightly to the right of her, in order to briefly address the viewers. And then a split second later, Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to briefly turn behind her. Which she had done in order to let Keiko, Misaka, and Super Sailor Jupiter, that now was as good of a time as any, to dispatch Little Miss Bambi, and the rest of the Bambies.

And sure enough, exactly on queue...

"Jupiter...Oak...Evolution!" The unmistakable and also commanding voice of one Super Sailor Jupiter then proceeded to shout out with quite strongly.

And, before Little Miss Bambi, or any of the Bambies were even able to react. The all too familiar sight, of sharp and very quick leaves, had proceeded to whizz quite quickly through the air. To which these leaves, then proceeded to close in on Little Miss Bambi and the rest of the Bambies at a very alarming high rate of speed.

"And this Little Miss Bambi, is checkmate!" Keiko had now proceeded to shout to Little Miss Bambi and the rest of the Bambies with. And with Keiko and Misaka already having an arcade coin pressed between their respective thumb and index fingers each. Both Keiko and Misaka then fired, each of them producing their respective railguns.

Which as both of Keiko and Misaka's respective railguns were launched at the exact same time as Super Sailor Jupiter's Oak Evolution attack. All three combined themselves into one another. And as a result, wound up amplifying the overall effectiveness of all three.

And, as this now combined attack slammed into Little Miss Bambi and the rest of the Bambies. And just like what had happened to Quiche in a previous chapter, they were all wiped out of existence.

"And that viewers, is the end of Little Miss Bambi and her so called allies. Oh right, Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko here, Zachary, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 34

Chapter 35: Hello Darkness My Old Friend!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current fight and battle, as well as the current situation at hand...

"Hey you?! You've got a lot of nerve...!" The unmistakable voice of one Bambietta Basterbine had now proceeded to yell quite angrily and aggressively over to Angel Bluebell out of seemingly nowhere with.

And Little Miss Bambi would have continued her quite frankly very pathetic statement, if Angel Bluebell didn't once again proceed to go, and then cut her off mid sentence.

And as for Angel Bluebells response back to Little Miss Bambi, Giselle, as well as the rest of the Bambies...

"No Little Miss Bambi, that's where you seem to be missing the point here! As I think quite frankly, that the only ones here that have 'a lot of nerve,' as you just stated, is you, Katnippie, and the rest of your so called allies. So if I were you Little Miss Bambi," Angel Bluebell proceeded to then go and say back over to Little Miss Bambi in response.

The only trouble was, was that Little Miss Bambi had then proceeded to go and cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence. And as for Little Miss Bambi, and her so called rebuttal so too speak...

"Shut up! Just shut up and quit calling me that!" Bambietta Basterbine had now proceeded to quite aggressively yell back over to Angel Bluebell with in response. Which she had also proceeded to yell back over to Angel Bluebell, while a very noticeable, and also quite fairly large tickmark, was also currently present upon one side of her face.

And as for the response back to Little Miss Bambi. Which interestingly enough, did not wind up coming from Angel Bluebell. But in fact, as with regard to who had gone and chosen to respond back to Little Miss Bambi, Katnippie, Giselle, as well as the rest of the Bambies...

"My goodness Little Miss Bambi, you're more annoying then Kuroko is sometimes! Hey Jupiter, what do you say to helping me and Misaka out here for a moment? I think that it's time to show Little Miss Bambi here just how well we all fight alongside one another!" Keiko had now proceeded to say quite cheekily and smugly over to Super Sailor Jupiter with. Which during this, Keiko had also proceeded to say the last bit of her statement over to Super Sailor Jupiter, while a very smug and cheeky looking smirk, was also present on her face.

Which as for Little Miss Bambi and her not at all surprising attempted response back to Keiko...

"That is not my name you light blue haired twerp! Because in case you seem to have some sort of wax in your ears, it's..." Little Miss Bambi had now proceeded to try and attempt to say back to Keiko in response with.

Only once again, Angel Bluebell had now once again proceeded, to go and cut Little Miss Bambi off mid sentence. And as for Angel Bluebells needed and very justifiable response back to Little Miss Bambi...

"Hey Little Miss Bambi? I am going to need you to not speak another word from your lips alright?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back to Little Miss Bambi with.

And sure enough, as with regard to Little Miss Bambi and her not surprising at all response back to Angel Bluebell...

"And just what are you going to do if I choose not to do as you ask, hmm?" Little Miss Bambi had now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response. Which also not surprisingly, Little Miss Bambi had now also proceeded to say this statement of hers back to Angel Bluebell in response, while giving her a side head turned and one eyed expression. Which was to help indicate, that not only was Little Miss Bambi not choosing to take Angel Bluebells statement back to her seriously. But it also helped to further indicate the fact that everyone else now realized as well. That Little Miss Bambi, was just like the rest of the villains that we had all fought against, arrogant, and extremely full of themselves.

And as for Angel Bluebells response back to Little Miss Bambi. Which she had proceeded to say back to Little Miss Bambi, while as a very smug and very cheeky looking smirk also then proceeded to slowly make its way onto her face...

"Well Little Miss Bambi, I am so glad that you asked. Because after all viewers, as Sun Tzu himself once said, 'if you're going to strike, then fall like a thunderbolt.' Now then Lucky Strike, what do you say that you, Railgun, and Jupiter show Little Miss Bambi and her band of deer just what one of the many reasons are, that makes our alliance unbeatable?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back to Little Miss Bambi with in response.

Which also during this, Angel Bluebell had proceeded to briefly turn her attention and eyesight slightly to the right of her, in order to briefly address the viewers. And then a split second later, Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to briefly turn behind her. Which she had done in order to let Keiko, Misaka, and Super Sailor Jupiter, that now was as good of a time as any, to dispatch Little Miss Bambi, and the rest of the Bambies.

And sure enough, exactly on queue...

"Jupiter...Oak...Evolution!" The unmistakable and also commanding voice of one Super Sailor Jupiter then proceeded to shout out with quite strongly.

And, before Little Miss Bambi, or any of the Bambies were even able to react. The all too familiar sight, of sharp and very quick leaves, had proceeded to whizz quite quickly through the air. To which these leaves, then proceeded to close in on Little Miss Bambi and the rest of the Bambies at a very alarming high rate of speed.

"And this Little Miss Bambi, is checkmate!" Keiko had now proceeded to shout to Little Miss Bambi and the rest of the Bambies with. And with Keiko and Misaka already having an arcade coin pressed between their respective thumb and index fingers each. Both Keiko and Misaka then fired, each of them producing their respective railguns.

Which as both of Keiko and Misaka's respective railguns were launched at the exact same time as Super Sailor Jupiter's Oak Evolution attack. All three combined themselves into one another. And as a result, wound up amplifying the overall effectiveness of all three.

And, as this now combined attack slammed into Little Miss Bambi and the rest of the Bambies. And just like what had happened to Quiche in a previous chapter, they were all wiped out of existence.

"And that viewers, is the end of Little Miss Bambi and her so called allies. Oh right, Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko here, Zachary, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so as of the last chapter, we had just proceeded to wipe Little Miss Bambi, Katnippie, Giselle, and the rest of the Bambies out of existence. Which was thanks in part, to the combined power and overall amplified attack damage, of both Keiko and Misaka's railguns. And the additional and amplified attack damage, from Super Sailor Jupiter's Oak Evolution attack. But as for the current situation, and the current fight at the current moment...

"You there with the long light blue hair, could you please tell me where we've ended up?" A currently unrecognizable male voice proceeded to speak up over to Angel Bluebell with.

But also, just before Angel Bluebell had proceeded to turn her attention towards the source of the currently unrecognizable male voice...

"Oh she has a very heavy sword in her hands? I wonder how that would feel if she..." A very very perverted sounding female voice had now proceeded to speak up with in a very perverted sounding tone of voice.

And it was only then, that Angel Bluebell realized who she was, and also, who the male voice belonged to. And it was only then, that a fearful look of dark dread and realization, had now proceeded to make its way onto Angel Bluebells face.

And as for why this was currently the case...

"Well then viewers, I think that the only appropriate sort of response to this would be 'hello Darkness my old friend.' Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And also viewers, for those of you who have watched KonoSuba, then you'll know just why I am currently so fearful right now. Because if you thought that Kuroko Shirai was perverted, then Darkness is at least one hundred times more perverted then Kuroko could ever be...and also viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone else, to now proceed to cut her off mid sentence. Which just like the last time this had proceeded to happen. This had now once again proceeded to cause one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to start visibly twitching again*"

And as for who had chosen to interrupt Angel Bluebell this time? Well about that...

"Wait, so you can speak to the viewers too?" A now very annoying sounding female voice had proceeded to blurt out over to Angel Bluebell with. And realizing immediately who exactly it was that the female voice belonged to. I then noticed that Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to let out a very defeated and somewhat unhappy sounding sigh from her mouth.

And as for who she was, and as for Angel Bluebells overall response back to her...

"Yes Aqua I can. And that is coming out of the mouth of someone such as you. Someone who is without a doubt one of the most useless goddesses in anime history, if not the most useless," Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say back to the now correctly identified goddess known as Aqua.

And not surprisingly...

"Hey, first of all, I am not useless! So I would very much appreciate it..." Aqua had now proceeded to shout out back to Angel Bluebell in response with somewhat angrily.

But then...

"Yes Aqua, you are useless! So Aqua, please do me and the rest of my allies here a huge favor, and don't attempt to lie to me again! Because you won't like the possible result if you choose to do so," Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back over to Aqua with in response.

And then...

"Finally, someone who speaks English and agrees with me!" The voice of the one and only Kazuma, now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with in response.

But then...

"And yet Kazuma, this is coming from someone such as you. The who which one of their abilities, is to thieve others undergarments?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back over to Kazuma with in response. Which she had proceeded to say back over to Kazuma in response, while she also currently had a weary, straight mouthed, and small eyed expression on her face.

And as it currently stood, I could see that Zachary was now having quite a bit of trouble with trying to keep himself from bursting out laughing. Quite like how Bradley Walsh from The Chase usually did, when he had trouble keeping it together. The Fanny Chmelar incident is one that comes to mind pretty much instantly.

And then, and also not surprisingly in the slightest...

"Wait, you know about that?!" Kazuma had now proceeded to shout back over to Angel Bluebell in response with.

And, as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back to Kazuma...

"Yes Kazuma I do. I mean after all viewers, who doesn't know about that. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeded to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And for those who were wondering, yes, Kazuma just lightly referenced a certain character from a very well known franchise. Which once again viewers, since I don't want a certain big brand cartoon mouse to send me a cease and desist. I am just going to leave that explanation as it is. But anyway viewers, let me now properly introduce the main characters of KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World. Which are, for those of you viewers who don't know, are Kazuma, Aqua, Darkness, and finally, Megumin. Which for those of you who don't know of Aqua or Darkness. You know viewers, in case some of you have decided to skim through this chapter up until this point. Aqua, is without a doubt, one of the most useless goddesses in anime history, if not the most useless. And as for Darkness? Well, she is...well...uh...she's a bit of a...well...a pervert...yea. So...lets just go with that. But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko here, Zachary, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 35

Chapter 36

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so as of the last chapter, we had just proceeded to wipe Little Miss Bambi, Katnippie, Giselle, and the rest of the Bambies out of existence. Which was thanks in part, to the combined power and overall amplified attack damage, of both Keiko and Misaka's railguns. And the additional and amplified attack damage, from Super Sailor Jupiter's Oak Evolution attack. But as for the current situation, and the current fight at the current moment...

"You there with the long light blue hair, could you please tell me where we've ended up?" A currently unrecognizable male voice proceeded to speak up over to Angel Bluebell with.

But also, just before Angel Bluebell had proceeded to turn her attention towards the source of the currently unrecognizable male voice...

"Oh she has a very heavy sword in her hands? I wonder how that would feel if she..." A very very perverted sounding female voice had now proceeded to speak up with in a very perverted sounding tone of voice.

And it was only then, that Angel Bluebell realized who she was, and also, who the male voice belonged to. And it was only then, that a fearful look of dark dread and realization, had now proceeded to make its way onto Angel Bluebells face.

And as for why this was currently the case...

"Well then viewers, I think that the only appropriate sort of response to this would be 'hello Darkness my old friend.' Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And also viewers, for those of you who have watched KonoSuba, then you'll know just why I am currently so fearful right now. Because if you thought that Kuroko Shirai was perverted, then Darkness is at least one hundred times more perverted then Kuroko could ever be...and also viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone else, to now proceed to cut her off mid sentence. Which just like the last time this had proceeded to happen. This had now once again proceeded to cause one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to start visibly twitching again*"

And as for who had chosen to interrupt Angel Bluebell this time? Well about that...

"Wait, so you can speak to the viewers too?" A now very annoying sounding female voice had proceeded to blurt out over to Angel Bluebell with. And realizing immediately who exactly it was that the female voice belonged to. I then noticed that Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to let out a very defeated and somewhat unhappy sounding sigh from her mouth.

And as for who she was, and as for Angel Bluebells overall response back to her...

"Yes Aqua I can. And that is coming out of the mouth of someone such as you. Someone who is without a doubt one of the most useless goddesses in anime history, if not the most useless," Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say back to the now correctly identified goddess known as Aqua.

And not surprisingly...

"Hey, first of all, I am not useless! So I would very much appreciate it..." Aqua had now proceeded to shout out back to Angel Bluebell in response with somewhat angrily.

But then...

"Yes Aqua, you are useless! So Aqua, please do me and the rest of my allies here a huge favor, and don't attempt to lie to me again! Because you won't like the possible result if you choose to do so," Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back over to Aqua with in response.

And then...

"Finally, someone who speaks English and agrees with me!" The voice of the one and only Kazuma, now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with in response.

But then...

"And yet Kazuma, this is coming from someone such as you. The who which one of their abilities, is to thieve others undergarments?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back over to Kazuma with in response. Which she had proceeded to say back over to Kazuma in response, while she also currently had a weary, straight mouthed, and small eyed expression on her face.

And as it currently stood, I could see that Zachary was now having quite a bit of trouble with trying to keep himself from bursting out laughing. Quite like how Bradley Walsh from The Chase usually did, when he had trouble keeping it together. The Fanny Chmelar incident is one that comes to mind pretty much instantly.

And then, and also not surprisingly in the slightest...

"Wait, you know about that?!" Kazuma had now proceeded to shout back over to Angel Bluebell in response with.

And, as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back to Kazuma...

"Yes Kazuma I do. I mean after all viewers, who doesn't know about that. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeded to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And for those who were wondering, yes, Kazuma just lightly referenced a certain character from a very well known franchise. Which once again viewers, since I don't want a certain big brand cartoon mouse to send me a cease and desist. I am just going to leave that explanation as it is. But anyway viewers, let me now properly introduce the main characters of KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World. Which are, for those of you viewers who don't know, are Kazuma, Aqua, Darkness, and finally, Megumin. Which for those of you who don't know of Aqua or Darkness. You know viewers, in case some of you have decided to skim through this chapter up until this point. Aqua, is without a doubt, one of the most useless goddesses in anime history, if not the most useless. And as for Darkness? Well, she is...well...uh...she's a bit of a...well...a pervert...yea. So...lets just go with that. But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko here, Zachary, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at the current moment. Which as it turned out, is as follows since the tail end of the last chapter...

"Hey, stop ignoring us! We're still here you know?!" The unmistakable, and yet still annoying voice of Kiria had now proceeded to quite angrily shout over to Angel Bluebell with out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back to Kiria and the other two quite honestly pathetic members of the Diabolos Guild that were still currently with her...

"Hey Kiria, do you ever stop wanting to seek attention from others? I mean, does it not get old after the umpteenth time that you've gone and tried it? I mean not everyone wants to be bothered to give you any sort of attention. Because after all viewers..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back over to Kiria with in response. But unfortunately, someone else had then proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off midway through her statement that she had been saying in response back to Kiria.

Which not surprisingly, had now proceeded to cause one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now visibly start to twitch again. And this was after it had ceased to twitch, when Angel Bluebell had been saying her response statement back to Kiria.

And as for the pathetic attempt at a rebuttal statement back to Angel Bluebell in response. And in regard to who it was that had given the response back to Angel Bluebell instead of it having come from Kiria...

"You can just shut up! As you have yet to defeat us, cha!" The man in the very heavy looking suit of armor had now proceeded to shout back over to Angel Bluebell quite loudly in response. Which he had also proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response, by finishing off with his usual verbal tic.

But, even before Angel Bluebell could attempt to respond back to the man in the very heavy looking suit of armor...

"Well then we'll just have to fix that then won't we, cha?!" The unmistakable voice of Natsu Dragneel had now proceeded to say back over to the man in the very heavy looking suit of armor with in response. Which he had also proceeded to say, with the same verbal tic, that had been said at the end of the very heavy armor suited mans statement.

And, just as a small sort of sweatdrop, had now appeared and had now proceeded to slowly make its way down one side of Angel Bluebells face...

"Come on, you got this, cha!" The unmistakable voice of Wendy Marvell had now proceeded to yell over to Natsu with in response. Which, just as Natsu had said over to the man in the very heavy looking suit of armor with. Wendy had now also proceeded to say this statement of hers over to Natsu, while also proceeding to finish off her sentence, with the very heavy armor suited mans verbal tic.

Which not surprisingly, had now caused the sweatdrop that was already present on one side of Angel Bluebells face, to now become a bit larger. To which the sweatdrop, then proceeded to slowly make its way a bit further down the same side of Angel Bluebells face, that it had first appeared on.

But then...

"Alright, I've had enough of this! Azaka, Kamidake!" The unmistakable voice of Ayeka now proceeded to shout out with out of seemingly nowhere.

And sure enough, not even a second after Ayeka had said her statement, two fairly large floating logs. One with blue colored writing on the front of it, and the other with red colored writing on the front of it, both suddenly faded into existence on either side of Ayeka. And upon Angel Bluebell then realizing what, or in this case, who these two floating logs were pretty much immediately...

"Well I was sort of wondering where the two of them had been. And apparently viewers, that very question of mine, has now been solved. Oh right, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Also let me now introduce Azaka, and Kamidake. The two guardians of Princess Ayeka, and Princess Sasami. Also viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone else, to now proceed to cut her off mid sentence. Which once again and also not surprisingly, has now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for the person, who had proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence during her fourth wall break this time? Well about that...

"Wait, so those two had been hiding in plain sight this whole time? Just what sort of magic were they using to accomplish that?" Megumin had now proceeded to speak up with. Which, since Megumin currently had only one spell to her name, that of course being Explosion. Megumin was keen to find out just what kind of magic that both Azaka and Kamidake, had been using to hide in plain sight with this whole time.

But then, before Angel Bluebell could even begin to attempt to give Megumin a response to her currently lingering and unanswered question...

"Why hello there you gorgeous ladies, can any of you tell me where exactly it is that I am?" A currently unmistakable, and yet somehow still very perverted sounding male voice, had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies with out of seemingly nowhere.

And, although Angel Bluebell didn't know at this exact moment, as to who this male voice belonged to. Keiko meanwhile on the other hand, certainly did. And even though Angel Bluebell could not see what expression Keiko was currently showing on my face. Keiko was currently somewhat upset and visibly miffed. Because the man who this male voice belonged to, was a man with short, spiky brown hair, two short locks of hair behind his head, and light brown eyes.

And with Keiko now realizing who this man was, and knowing all too well as to who was about to appear alongside him. And though Angel Bluebell didn't know it yet, things in this current situation, were now about to once again get quite crazy.

"Which as I am sure you have all noticed by this point. Keiko here by the way viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this while also proceeding to traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which Keiko then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Anyway as I am sure you all noticed me having mentioned all the way back in chapter 5 of this fanfic, 'the last time that I checked, this isn't Highschool DxD.' So yea viewers, that is what now brings us to this very moment. So what do you say, that we get back to the chapter at hand now okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

And sure enough...

"Issei, you couldn't wait up for the rest of us?" A now somewhat more recognizable but currently disembodied female voice, had now proceeded to speak up with out of seemingly nowhere.

Which a split second later, several more individuals had now proceeded to fade into existence. One of which had long scarlet red hair, and pretty sizeable breasts. Another had very long black hair and violet eyes. Who also had pretty sizeable breasts.

And without Angel Bluebell even having to look at the rest of the newly arrived individuals, she now realized exactly why Keiko had been quite visibly miffed...

"Oh, well that's just bleeding great! I mean after all viewers, I was really looking forward to seeing them appear! Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers!..*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And yes viewers, that was sarcasm!...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she also then proceeds to let out a very audible sounding and defeated sigh from her mouth*...And now viewers quite sadly, let me now hesitantly introduce Rias Gremory, Issei Hyoudou, Akeno Himejima, Asia Argento, Xenovia Quarta, and the rest of the Occult Research Club, from the anime Highschool DxD. So yea viewers, I can now see why Keiko is so miffed at this very moment. As like Keiko, I am also not a fan of ecchi harem type anime. But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko here, Zachary, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 36

Chapter 37: Playing Devils Advocate!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at the current moment. Which as it turned out, is as follows since the tail end of the last chapter...

"Hey, stop ignoring us! We're still here you know?!" The unmistakable, and yet still annoying voice of Kiria had now proceeded to quite angrily shout over to Angel Bluebell with out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back to Kiria and the other two quite honestly pathetic members of the Diabolos Guild that were still currently with her...

"Hey Kiria, do you ever stop wanting to seek attention from others? I mean, does it not get old after the umpteenth time that you've gone and tried it? I mean not everyone wants to be bothered to give you any sort of attention. Because after all viewers..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back over to Kiria with in response. But unfortunately, someone else had then proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off midway through her statement that she had been saying in response back to Kiria.

Which not surprisingly, had now proceeded to cause one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now visibly start to twitch again. And this was after it had ceased to twitch, when Angel Bluebell had been saying her response statement back to Kiria.

And as for the pathetic attempt at a rebuttal statement back to Angel Bluebell in response. And in regard to who it was that had given the response back to Angel Bluebell instead of it having come from Kiria...

"You can just shut up! As you have yet to defeat us, cha!" The man in the very heavy looking suit of armor had now proceeded to shout back over to Angel Bluebell quite loudly in response. Which he had also proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response, by finishing off with his usual verbal tic.

But, even before Angel Bluebell could attempt to respond back to the man in the very heavy looking suit of armor...

"Well then we'll just have to fix that then won't we, cha?!" The unmistakable voice of Natsu Dragneel had now proceeded to say back over to the man in the very heavy looking suit of armor with in response. Which he had also proceeded to say, with the same verbal tic, that had been said at the end of the very heavy armor suited mans statement.

And, just as a small sort of sweatdrop, had now appeared and had now proceeded to slowly make its way down one side of Angel Bluebells face...

"Come on, you got this, cha!" The unmistakable voice of Wendy Marvell had now proceeded to yell over to Natsu with in response. Which, just as Natsu had said over to the man in the very heavy looking suit of armor with. Wendy had now also proceeded to say this statement of hers over to Natsu, while also proceeding to finish off her sentence, with the very heavy armor suited mans verbal tic.

Which not surprisingly, had now caused the sweatdrop that was already present on one side of Angel Bluebells face, to now become a bit larger. To which the sweatdrop, then proceeded to slowly make its way a bit further down the same side of Angel Bluebells face, that it had first appeared on.

But then...

"Alright, I've had enough of this! Azaka, Kamidake!" The unmistakable voice of Ayeka now proceeded to shout out with out of seemingly nowhere.

And sure enough, not even a second after Ayeka had said her statement, two fairly large floating logs. One with blue colored writing on the front of it, and the other with red colored writing on the front of it, both suddenly faded into existence on either side of Ayeka. And upon Angel Bluebell then realizing what, or in this case, who these two floating logs were pretty much immediately...

"Well I was sort of wondering where the two of them had been. And apparently viewers, that very question of mine, has now been solved. Oh right, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Also let me now introduce Azaka, and Kamidake. The two guardians of Princess Ayeka, and Princess Sasami. Also viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone else, to now proceed to cut her off mid sentence. Which once again and also not surprisingly, has now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for the person, who had proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence during her fourth wall break this time? Well about that...

"Wait, so those two had been hiding in plain sight this whole time? Just what sort of magic were they using to accomplish that?" Megumin had now proceeded to speak up with. Which, since Megumin currently had only one spell to her name, that of course being Explosion. Megumin was keen to find out just what kind of magic that both Azaka and Kamidake, had been using to hide in plain sight with this whole time.

But then, before Angel Bluebell could even begin to attempt to give Megumin a response to her currently lingering and unanswered question...

"Why hello there you gorgeous ladies, can any of you tell me where exactly it is that I am?" A currently unmistakable, and yet somehow still very perverted sounding male voice, had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies with out of seemingly nowhere.

And, although Angel Bluebell didn't know at this exact moment, as to who this male voice belonged to. Keiko meanwhile on the other hand, certainly did. And even though Angel Bluebell could not see what expression Keiko was currently showing on my face. Keiko was currently somewhat upset and visibly miffed. Because the man who this male voice belonged to, was a man with short, spiky brown hair, two short locks of hair behind his head, and light brown eyes.

And with Keiko now realizing who this man was, and knowing all too well as to who was about to appear alongside him. And though Angel Bluebell didn't know it yet, things in this current situation, were now about to once again get quite crazy.

"Which as I am sure you have all noticed by this point. Keiko here by the way viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this while also proceeding to traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which Keiko then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Anyway as I am sure you all noticed me having mentioned all the way back in chapter 5 of this fanfic, 'the last time that I checked, this isn't Highschool DxD.' So yea viewers, that is what now brings us to this very moment. So what do you say, that we get back to the chapter at hand now okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

And sure enough...

"Issei, you couldn't wait up for the rest of us?" A now somewhat more recognizable but currently disembodied female voice, had now proceeded to speak up with out of seemingly nowhere.

Which a split second later, several more individuals had now proceeded to fade into existence. One of which had long scarlet red hair, and pretty sizeable breasts. Another had very long black hair and violet eyes. Who also had pretty sizeable breasts.

And without Angel Bluebell even having to look at the rest of the newly arrived individuals, she now realized exactly why Keiko had been quite visibly miffed...

"Oh, well that's just bleeding great! I mean after all viewers, I was really looking forward to seeing them appear! Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers!..*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And yes viewers, that was sarcasm!...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she also then proceeds to let out a very audible sounding and defeated sigh from her mouth*...And now viewers quite sadly, let me now hesitantly introduce Rias Gremory, Issei Hyoudou, Akeno Himejima, Asia Argento, Xenovia Quarta, and the rest of the Occult Research Club, from the anime Highschool DxD. So yea viewers, I can now see why Keiko is so miffed at this very moment. As like Keiko, I am also not a fan of ecchi harem type anime. But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko here, Zachary, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand…

"Are you kidding me right now?! Just who the heck are you?!" Kiria had now proceeded to shout out quite angrily and very aggressively over towards Rias Gregory, and the rest of the newly arrived individuals from Highschool DxD.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her response…

"Oh what's the matter Kiria, you've never met the sister of the devil himself? But then again," Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only to once again be cutoff mid explanation. And as for who had done it this time? Well about that…

"Wait a sec here Bluebell, are you serious?! This crimson haired girl, is the brother of Satan?! You're joking right?!" I had now proceeded to suddenly yell over to Angel Bluebell quite angrily and aggressively with, out of seemingly nowhere.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her response back to me…

"No Catherine, I'm not. I mean after all viewers. Angel Bluebell here by the way…*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*…Now then viewers, as I was about to say to all of you. And for those of you who don't know who Rias Gremory is. Well Rias Gremory's brother, is known as one Sirzechs Lucifer. Or as you all may also know him more as, Satan. Among other nicknames that he goes by. Yes indeed viewers, Rias Gremory's brother, is in fact the devil himself. Mind you viewers, unlike in the currently very popular video game Cuphead, Sirzechs does not have horns on his head, and nor does he own a casino on the one and only Inkwell Isle. Oh, and for those of you who have played that game and have beaten it. Then you have my most sincerest sympathy. Because for those of you who have in fact gone and have played Cuphead in your spare and free time. Then you will know exactly why I am saying this very statement, as well as giving my most sincerest sympathy. Mind you viewers, this isn't including Cuphead: The Delicious Last Course. Because after all viewers, that is the DLC. Or as you video game aficionados and nerds know it more as, Downloadable Content. You know viewers, for those of you who don't know what DLC exactly stands for. But anyway viewers, I think that I have rambled on more then enough during this current fourth wall break moment of mine. So now what do you say, that we now get back to the current chapter at hand, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

And so, getting away from Angel Bluebells fourth wall breaking. At least for the moment, and now getting back to the current situation at hand...

"Oh, so you can talk to the viewers as well can you? Well then, I think that we will both be having quite a lot of fun together then, won't we Bluebell?" The seductive sounding, and also very unmistakable voice of one Akeno Himejima had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell out of seemingly nowhere.

Which even though Angel Bluebell couldn't notice at the current moment. But her entire body, had now proceeded to temporarily seize up, by suddenly proceeding to freeze in place. But this wasn't due to a spell. But in fact, it was due to Angel Bluebells currently overwhelming emotion of complete fear, that she had for someone like Akeno Himejima. I mean after all, wouldn't you be somewhat fearful as well, if you wound up coming face to face, with one of the most powerful female characters in the entire Highschool DxD anime canon timeline? My points exactly.

But then, and also not surprisingly, given Angel Bluebells current fearful demeanor, and tensed up body...

"H-hey Akeno, can you perhaps move back a little bit? You're starting to make me feel a little bit uncomfortable," Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say over to Akeno with. And the reason as to why Angel Bluebell had gone and said this to Akeno, was due in part to the current fact, that Akeno was literally a mere few inches, maybe even less then that, from her. So close in fact, that Akeno's face was very close to touching Angel Bluebells.

But then, and also thankfully...

"Hey, Bluebell just told you to back away! What are you, deaf?!" The now unmistakable voice of Misaki Shokuhou had now proceeded to shout over towards Akeno and Angel Bluebell quite loudly with.

And then, but also not surprisingly...

"Hey Shokuhou?! How about you put a cork in it, hmm?! Because I don't think that I recall having asked for your two cents, now did I? So like I said several chapters back, if I want your help Shokuhou, then I will ask for it! Which by the way viewers, is a reference to L.A Noire. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And more specifically viewers, that is having to do, with the very same scene in L.A Noire, where Cole Phelps says to Jack Kelso. 'When I want your opinion Kelso, I'll ask for it.' Which interestingly enough viewers, was said in a similar statement by Jadeite, all the way back in chapter 69 of Going In Completely Blind. Oh right, almost forgot to mention. To all of you internet trolls, who are now resorting to desperately telling me, Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine, to tell any of us to stop telling these four fanfics? Here is our answers back to you. Which is, and will always be, no. Because the last time that the four of us have checked, these four fanfics, are not yours to dictate on how they are told to you. If you want to do that, then go and do that to someone else's fanfics. But do not go and do it here, because you won't like what will happen when you do. And by the way trolls, that is not a threat. Because a threat is only a threat, if we don't go through with it. But in fact what this is trolls, is a promise. So don't go and crash out attempting to falsely discredit these four fanfics alright? You're not Johnny Somali, you're not YaNike, you're not Vitaly, you're not Kelli Tedford, or any of these other crash out and nuisance streamers and content creators. But anyways viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 37

Chapter 38: A Knight Of Thrice Swords!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand…

"Are you kidding me right now?! Just who the heck are you?!" Kiria had now proceeded to shout out quite angrily and very aggressively over towards Rias Gregory, and the rest of the newly arrived individuals from Highschool DxD.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her response…

"Oh what's the matter Kiria, you've never met the sister of the devil himself? But then again," Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only to once again be cutoff mid explanation. And as for who had done it this time? Well about that…

"Wait a sec here Bluebell, are you serious?! This crimson haired girl, is the brother of Satan?! You're joking right?!" I had now proceeded to suddenly yell over to Angel Bluebell quite angrily and aggressively with, out of seemingly nowhere.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her response back to me…

"No Catherine, I'm not. I mean after all viewers. Angel Bluebell here by the way…*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*…Now then viewers, as I was about to say to all of you. And for those of you who don't know who Rias Gremory is. Well Rias Gremory's brother, is known as one Sirzechs Lucifer. Or as you all may also know him more as, Satan. Among other nicknames that he goes by. Yes indeed viewers, Rias Gremory's brother, is in fact the devil himself. Mind you viewers, unlike in the currently very popular video game Cuphead, Sirzechs does not have horns on his head, and nor does he own a casino on the one and only Inkwell Isle. Oh, and for those of you who have played that game and have beaten it. Then you have my most sincerest sympathy. Because for those of you who have in fact gone and have played Cuphead in your spare and free time. Then you will know exactly why I am saying this very statement, as well as giving my most sincerest sympathy. Mind you viewers, this isn't including Cuphead: The Delicious Last Course. Because after all viewers, that is the DLC. Or as you video game aficionados and nerds know it more as, Downloadable Content. You know viewers, for those of you who don't know what DLC exactly stands for. But anyway viewers, I think that I have rambled on more then enough during this current fourth wall break moment of mine. So now what do you say, that we now get back to the current chapter at hand, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

And so, getting away from Angel Bluebells fourth wall breaking. At least for the moment, and now getting back to the current situation at hand...

"Oh, so you can talk to the viewers as well can you? Well then, I think that we will both be having quite a lot of fun together then, won't we Bluebell?" The seductive sounding, and also very unmistakable voice of one Akeno Himejima had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell out of seemingly nowhere.

Which even though Angel Bluebell couldn't notice at the current moment. But her entire body, had now proceeded to temporarily seize up, by suddenly proceeding to freeze in place. But this wasn't due to a spell. But in fact, it was due to Angel Bluebells currently overwhelming emotion of complete fear, that she had for someone like Akeno Himejima. I mean after all, wouldn't you be somewhat fearful as well, if you wound up coming face to face, with one of the most powerful female characters in the entire Highschool DxD anime canon timeline? My points exactly.

But then, and also not surprisingly, given Angel Bluebells current fearful demeanor, and tensed up body...

"H-hey Akeno, can you perhaps move back a little bit? You're starting to make me feel a little bit uncomfortable," Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say over to Akeno with. And the reason as to why Angel Bluebell had gone and said this to Akeno, was due in part to the current fact, that Akeno was literally a mere few inches, maybe even less then that, from her. So close in fact, that Akeno's face was very close to touching Angel Bluebells.

But then, and also thankfully...

"Hey, Bluebell just told you to back away! What are you, deaf?!" The now unmistakable voice of Misaki Shokuhou had now proceeded to shout over towards Akeno and Angel Bluebell quite loudly with.

And then, but also not surprisingly...

"Hey Shokuhou?! How about you put a cork in it, hmm?! Because I don't think that I recall having asked for your two cents, now did I? So like I said several chapters back, if I want your help Shokuhou, then I will ask for it! Which by the way viewers, is a reference to L.A Noire. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And more specifically viewers, that is having to do, with the very same scene in L.A Noire, where Cole Phelps says to Jack Kelso. 'When I want your opinion Kelso, I'll ask for it.' Which interestingly enough viewers, was said in a similar statement by Jadeite, all the way back in chapter 69 of Going In Completely Blind. Oh right, almost forgot to mention. To all of you internet trolls, who are now resorting to desperately telling me, Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine, to tell any of us to stop telling these four fanfics? Here is our answers back to you. Which is, and will always be, no. Because the last time that the four of us have checked, these four fanfics, are not yours to dictate on how they are told to you. If you want to do that, then go and do that to someone else's fanfics. But do not go and do it here, because you won't like what will happen when you do. And by the way trolls, that is not a threat. Because a threat is only a threat, if we don't go through with it. But in fact what this is trolls, is a promise. So don't go and crash out attempting to falsely discredit these four fanfics alright? You're not Johnny Somali, you're not YaNike, you're not Vitaly, you're not Kelli Tedford, or any of these other crash out and nuisance streamers and content creators. But anyways viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand…

"What was that Bluebell?! Would you care to repeat that statement of yours that you just said to me?!" The still very much unmistakable voice of Misaki Shokuhou, had now once again proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell quite loudly and aggressively with.

And not surprisingly, as with regard to Angel Bluebells not at all surprising response back to Shokuhou...

"Certainly Shokuhou! How about you put a cork in it, hmm?! Because I don't think that I recall having asked for your two cents, now did I? So like I said several chapters back, if I want your help Shokuhou, then I will ask for it! Now then, would you like me to repeat it back to you again?! And would you like me to say it back to you either faster, or slower?! Because to be quite honest here Shokuhou, you're now starting to get on my very last nerve! I mean after all viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I have had to deal with devils such as those like Potamos and Petora several years ago for the very first time, 'don't you know?' I mean my goodness viewers, I still can't stand that verbal tic of hers. As it is still annoying to me even all of these years later! Thank goodness viewers, that I don't have to deal with her anymore! And as for that of Petora viewers? Well just think of Valmont from Jackie Chan Adventure, but only far more annoying and intolerable to listen to. And also think of Petora, like a Jackie Chan wannabe. And while we are on the subject of Jackie Chan for the moment here viewers. If you haven't yet seen any of Jackie Chan's movies? Then I would highly suggest that you go and watch them. Shanghai Noon, Shanghai Knights, Mr. Nice Guy, The Forbidden Kingdom, Rumble In The Bronx, Two Dragons, Police Story, Drunken Master 2, Armour of God, Operation Condor, Project A, Miracles Mr. Canton and Lady Rose, Wheels on Meals, Dragons Forever, and finally, Project A Part 2. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for now. Now what do you all say, that we get on with the chapter now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

And so, getting away from Angel Bluebells fourth wall breaking. At least for the moment, and now getting back to the current situation at hand...

"There you are Bluebell! We have been looking for you and everyone else for a while!" The unmistakable voice of one Nanoha Takamachi had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with out of seemingly nowhere.

But interestingly though, it wasn't just Nanoha Takamachi that had just showed up out of seemingly nowhere. Because along with Nanoha Takamachi, or the Ace of Aces, as she was known more as. Were Cure Black, Cure White, and lastly, the three blue reflectors that we had all run into, from the Blue Reflection Ray anime canon timeline.

But then, out of seemingly nowhere...

"There you are Issei! And I see that you've made some new friends as well! Now then, be a dear and die for me would you?!" A currently unrecognizable, and yet still somehow evil sounding female voice, had now proceeded to seductively yell out over to Issei, Rias, Akeno, and the rest of the newly arrived members, of the Occult Research Club.

Which was then suddenly followed, by the sound of something then phasing into existence, and then a sharp and noticeable whizzing noise, of something being thrown forward, and then through the air, at a pretty quick and high rate of speed.

And so, with Angel Bluebell realizing who it was that the voice belonged to almost immediately. And with Angel Bluebell then allowing her razor sharp instincts to suddenly then proceed kick in, and help with helping to deflect this very fast and yet unknown projectile...

"Oh really Raynare?! Well then why don't I show you why when it comes to a game of top trumps, you're in fact the one here, who is the odd one out?!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to shout out back over to the now correctly identified Raynare. And with a simple and single upward arcing swipe above her. Angel Bluebell had managed to use her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, to deflect, and also knock what was a very quick moving red aura colored spear, out of the air. And into the ground, which was quickly followed, by the spear then proceeding to make a very heavy metallic clanking noise, once it had hit the ground.

And just after the heavy clanking noise from the spear had ceased, which was then followed by a somewhat long moment of complete silence, that had then proceeded to wash over the area. Only to then be broken again, after a few seconds. But even though this was the case, it actually felt like it was an eternity. And as for who had chosen to break the silence? Well about that, because the answer to this very same question interestingly enough, was obvious...

"How dare you try and get in the way of my Issei! Do you know who it is that you're messing with?! Because if you did, then you would not have just gone and deflected my spear!" Raynare had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with, in a very aggressive, and also very arrogant sounding tone of voice.

But as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back to Raynare...

"As a matter of fact Raynare, yes I do know who it is that I am messing with! A very very arrogant fallen angel, who is not only responsible for killing Issei while masquerading as an innocent girl who claims that she loved him! But also Raynare, as of right now, you're in way over your head! And while you may have been able to use that and your sadly pathetic bag of tricks once before! I can guarantee you Raynare, that this time you won't be getting lucky twice! And as a matter of fact, Sailor Moon, would you kindly show Raynare here as to why her power level pales in comparison to the rest of us?" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say back over to Raynare with in response.

Which even though Raynare couldn't see what expression that Angel Bluebell was currently showing on her face. Since her back was still to Raynare. Angel Bluebell was currently wearing a very smug and very witty smirk on her face. And this was further confirmed, with the fact that Angel Bluebell had gone and said her statement, in her usual witty and smug sounding tone.

And sure enough, not but a second or so later...

"Right Bluebell!" Eternal Sailor Moon then wound up saying back over to Angel Bluebell in response. To which just before Eternal Sailor Moon had said her response back to Angel Bluebell. She had proceeded to give Angel Bluebell a brief nod, to help indicate to her that she understood.

But then...

"Actually Bluebell, let me take Raynare! I've been wanting to try out something new that I just learned!" Erza Scarlet had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with out of seemingly nowhere.

And then, with regard to Angel Bluebells response back to Erza Scarlet...

"O-okay then Erza, you may proceed," Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back over to Erza with in response.

And then...

"Requip!: Clear Heart!" Erza Scarlet then proceeded to call out. And in a quick flash of golden and white light. Erza changed from her Heaven's Wheel Armor. To another one of her recognizable armors. Well, it wasn't exactly an armor mind you. But it was in fact actually as follows.

It was colored red, gold, black, and white. The outfit also consisted of a white sarashi round the upper chest, and a red hakama with a gold flame-like pattern at the bottom with black highlights, tied by white strings. And Erza's hair was now also tied up in a high tail at the back by a green headband.

And then, with the sudden appearance of two katana in each of her hands, a third katana then appeared in her mouth, held there with the use of her teeth. And it was only then that Angel Bluebell realized, that things were about to get a whole lot more interesting.

"Well then viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way....*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And it would seem viewers, as though Zoro, has been giving Erza here some pointers on how to adopt, as well as make good use of his iconic three sword style. Well then viewers, I would say that in this case, that would make Erza Scarlet, a Knight Of Thrice Swords. Which interestingly enough viewers, happens to be part of the title of this chapter. But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

"Well said as always Bluebell. Keiko here by the way viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And yes viewers, I am well aware that it has been a hot minute so too speak, since I have done one of these end of chapter fourth wall breaks. But anyway viewers, the next chapter of this particular fanfic, is going to be another non action packed filler chapter. But after the next chapter viewers, we will once again be getting back into the action. So viewers from me, Angel Bluebell, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 38

Chapter 39: Some Men Just Want To Watch The World Burn!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...*Zachary proceeds to try and start his usual fourth wall break. Only to start tearing up quite massively*...Z-Zachary here...and before I proceed forward with anything else...There is a massive elephant in the room, that I feel needs to be addressed before we proceed any further with this chapter...*Zachary now proceeds to wipe the streaming tears from his eyes. And then proceeds to glance to either side of him. Which is then followed by Momoko, Yuri, Hinagiku, Scarlet, Keiko, Misaka, Sakura, Li, Madison, Kero, Yue, Usagi, Ami, Rei, Makoto, Minako, Hotaru, Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna, and every single one of the rest of the members of The Four Aces Alliance proceeding to come into the frame of shot*...And so viewers...now that everyone is present...I feel that this needs to be addressed...*Zachary then proceeds to clear his throat, before then proceeding to speak*...Early in the afternoon on June 12, at 1:38 pm in India...a Boeing 787-8 Dreamliner...operating as Air India Flight 171...And was on route to London's Gatwick Airport over here in the United Kingdom, with 230 passengers, 2 pilots, and 10 flight attendants on board...And while 241 of the 242 people on board have been killed in the crash that took place just around 30 seconds after takeoff from runway 23 at Ahmedabad Airport in India...One passenger, who at the time of the crash was seated in seat 11A, is the lone survivor of the crash of flight 171...Which now makes this, the deadliest air disaster to have a single survivor...Which surpasses the 1987 Detroit crash of Northwest Airlines Flight 255...Which wound up killing 156 people...And as of the writing of this chapter, it is estimated, that at least 279 people have been killed in this crash...But more importantly viewers...from me, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance...all of our hearts go out to the victims and their families...As no one deserves to go through such a horrific tragedy such as this one..."

"Hello there viewers...Sakura here...and we all do mean every word of what Zachary has just said...as it is never easy to lose someone..."

"Well said there Sakura...and now viewers...we will now proceed into the current chapter...But first, and like always, a chapter recap is in order...Now then viewers...let us now proceed with the chapter recap. Now then viewers, shall we begin?...*Zachary proceeds to say this, while smiling in his usual cute looking manner with both of his eyes closed*"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand…

"What was that Bluebell?! Would you care to repeat that statement of yours that you just said to me?!" The still very much unmistakable voice of Misaki Shokuhou, had now once again proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell quite loudly and aggressively with.

And not surprisingly, as with regard to Angel Bluebells not at all surprising response back to Shokuhou...

"Certainly Shokuhou! How about you put a cork in it, hmm?! Because I don't think that I recall having asked for your two cents, now did I? So like I said several chapters back, if I want your help Shokuhou, then I will ask for it! Now then, would you like me to repeat it back to you again?! And would you like me to say it back to you either faster, or slower?! Because to be quite honest here Shokuhou, you're now starting to get on my very last nerve! I mean after all viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I have had to deal with devils such as those like Potamos and Petora several years ago for the very first time, 'don't you know?' I mean my goodness viewers, I still can't stand that verbal tic of hers. As it is still annoying to me even all of these years later! Thank goodness viewers, that I don't have to deal with her anymore! And as for that of Petora viewers? Well just think of Valmont from Jackie Chan Adventure, but only far more annoying and intolerable to listen to. And also think of Petora, like a Jackie Chan wannabe. And while we are on the subject of Jackie Chan for the moment here viewers. If you haven't yet seen any of Jackie Chan's movies? Then I would highly suggest that you go and watch them. Shanghai Noon, Shanghai Knights, Mr. Nice Guy, The Forbidden Kingdom, Rumble In The Bronx, Two Dragons, Police Story, Drunken Master 2, Armour of God, Operation Condor, Project A, Miracles Mr. Canton and Lady Rose, Wheels on Meals, Dragons Forever, and finally, Project A Part 2. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for now. Now what do you all say, that we get on with the chapter now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

And so, getting away from Angel Bluebells fourth wall breaking. At least for the moment, and now getting back to the current situation at hand...

"There you are Bluebell! We have been looking for you and everyone else for a while!" The unmistakable voice of one Nanoha Takamachi had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with out of seemingly nowhere.

But interestingly though, it wasn't just Nanoha Takamachi that had just showed up out of seemingly nowhere. Because along with Nanoha Takamachi, or the Ace of Aces, as she was known more as. Were Cure Black, Cure White, and lastly, the three blue reflectors that we had all run into, from the Blue Reflection Ray anime canon timeline.

But then, out of seemingly nowhere...

"There you are Issei! And I see that you've made some new friends as well! Now then, be a dear and die for me would you?!" A currently unrecognizable, and yet still somehow evil sounding female voice, had now proceeded to seductively yell out over to Issei, Rias, Akeno, and the rest of the newly arrived members, of the Occult Research Club.

Which was then suddenly followed, by the sound of something then phasing into existence, and then a sharp and noticeable whizzing noise, of something being thrown forward, and then through the air, at a pretty quick and high rate of speed.

And so, with Angel Bluebell realizing who it was that the voice belonged to almost immediately. And with Angel Bluebell then allowing her razor sharp instincts to suddenly then proceed kick in, and help with helping to deflect this very fast and yet unknown projectile...

"Oh really Raynare?! Well then why don't I show you why when it comes to a game of top trumps, you're in fact the one here, who is the odd one out?!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to shout out back over to the now correctly identified Raynare. And with a simple and single upward arcing swipe above her. Angel Bluebell had managed to use her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, to deflect, and also knock what was a very quick moving red aura colored spear, out of the air. And into the ground, which was quickly followed, by the spear then proceeding to make a very heavy metallic clanking noise, once it had hit the ground.

And just after the heavy clanking noise from the spear had ceased, which was then followed by a somewhat long moment of complete silence, that had then proceeded to wash over the area. Only to then be broken again, after a few seconds. But even though this was the case, it actually felt like it was an eternity. And as for who had chosen to break the silence? Well about that, because the answer to this very same question interestingly enough, was obvious...

"How dare you try and get in the way of my Issei! Do you know who it is that you're messing with?! Because if you did, then you would not have just gone and deflected my spear!" Raynare had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with, in a very aggressive, and also very arrogant sounding tone of voice.

But as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back to Raynare...

"As a matter of fact Raynare, yes I do know who it is that I am messing with! A very very arrogant fallen angel, who is not only responsible for killing Issei while masquerading as an innocent girl who claims that she loved him! But also Raynare, as of right now, you're in way over your head! And while you may have been able to use that and your sadly pathetic bag of tricks once before! I can guarantee you Raynare, that this time you won't be getting lucky twice! And as a matter of fact, Sailor Moon, would you kindly show Raynare here as to why her power level pales in comparison to the rest of us?" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say back over to Raynare with in response.

Which even though Raynare couldn't see what expression that Angel Bluebell was currently showing on her face. Since her back was still to Raynare. Angel Bluebell was currently wearing a very smug and very witty smirk on her face. And this was further confirmed, with the fact that Angel Bluebell had gone and said her statement, in her usual witty and smug sounding tone.

And sure enough, not but a second or so later...

"Right Bluebell!" Eternal Sailor Moon then wound up saying back over to Angel Bluebell in response. To which just before Eternal Sailor Moon had said her response back to Angel Bluebell. She had proceeded to give Angel Bluebell a brief nod, to help indicate to her that she understood.

But then...

"Actually Bluebell, let me take Raynare! I've been wanting to try out something new that I just learned!" Erza Scarlet had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with out of seemingly nowhere.

And then, with regard to Angel Bluebells response back to Erza Scarlet...

"O-okay then Erza, you may proceed," Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back over to Erza with in response.

And then...

"Requip!: Clear Heart!" Erza Scarlet then proceeded to call out. And in a quick flash of golden and white light. Erza changed from her Heaven's Wheel Armor. To another one of her recognizable armors. Well, it wasn't exactly an armor mind you. But it was in fact actually as follows.

It was colored red, gold, black, and white. The outfit also consisted of a white sarashi round the upper chest, and a red hakama with a gold flame-like pattern at the bottom with black highlights, tied by white strings. And Erza's hair was now also tied up in a high tail at the back by a green headband.

And then, with the sudden appearance of two katana in each of her hands, a third katana then appeared in her mouth, held there with the use of her teeth. And it was only then that Angel Bluebell realized, that things were about to get a whole lot more interesting.

"Well then viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way....*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And it would seem viewers, as though Zoro, has been giving Erza here some pointers on how to adopt, as well as make good use of his iconic three sword style. Well then viewers, I would say that in this case, that would make Erza Scarlet, a Knight Of Thrice Swords. Which interestingly enough viewers, happens to be part of the title of this chapter. But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in a very cute looking manner*"

"Well said as always Bluebell. Keiko here by the way viewers...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And yes viewers, I am well aware that it has been a hot minute so too speak, since I have done one of these end of chapter fourth wall breaks. But anyway viewers, the next chapter of this particular fanfic, is going to be another non action packed filler chapter. But after the next chapter viewers, we will once again be getting back into the action. So viewers from me, Angel Bluebell, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation, as well as the upcoming fight at hand between Erza Scarlet, and Raynare. Well actually, when I say that, what actually I meant is, well...

"*Raynare now proceeds to let out a very audible, and very arrogant sounding laugh from her mouth. To which she then proceeds to speak up*...You're joking right?! And what makes you think that I should be even the slightest bit frightened or fearful by...*Raynare proceeded to say this statement of hers, only to be cut short mid sentence. Which was due to the fact, that a very familiar looking aura enveloped arrow, had proceeded to whizz through the air at a very high rate of speed. To which it then proceeded to cut through her long black hair, only missing her face by mere inches. To which after a few more seconds, someone now proceeded to speak up*"

And as for who it was that had shot the arrow, not as an intent to kill, but as a warning that their next shot wouldn't miss...

"Hey melons?! You talk too much! So how about you do us all a favor, and put a cork in it for a little bit alright?! Because unlike the last arrow, I won't miss! As that one, was a warning!" The unmistakable voice of one Kagome Higurashi had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere.

And just after Kagome had proceeded to say her statement over to Raynare...

"Ah Kagome, right on time. Now then..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say. Only for someone else, to then proceed to speak up. And as for who they were, well that much should've been quite obvious...

"Hey monk, about you work on keeping your hands to yourself?!" The unmistakable voice of Sango had now proceeded to shout out quite loudly with. As during this very same statement, Sango had proceeded to slap Miroku quite hard across his face. So hard in fact, that it wound up leaving a comedic looking hand print mark on the right side of his face. Which at the moment, was a very bright red color.

And not surprisingly, a sweatdrop had now appeared, and had now once again proceeded to slowly make its way down one side of Angel Bluebells face. And once again, Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, had now been reduced to small black dots. As she looked at, and also reacted to the situation that had just played out before her, as well as the rest of us.

And then, and also not surprisingly in even the slightest...

"Wait, what the heck just happened?" The voice of Ichigo Kurosaki had now proceeded to speak up with out of seemingly nowhere.

And then...

"Well Ichigo, I would say that Miroku once again decided that it was a good idea to grab Sango on the..." Uryu Ishida had now proceeded to say over to Ichigo with in response. Which was while Uryu also proceeded to use one of his white gloved hands, to slightly adjust his glasses on the bridge of his nose.

But as for Ichigo, and his interrupting response back to Uryu...

"Alright I get it Uryu, now can we please move on?!" Ichigo now proceeded to say, which wound up cutting Uryu off mid explanation. And this was also, while a noticeable blush, had also proceeded to find its way onto Ichigo's face.

But then...

"My Ichigo, aren't we getting a bit flustered? Is that the first time that you ever saw a women..." Yoruichi had now proceeded to say quite slyly over to Ichigo with.

And then, though once again not surprisingly in even the slightest bit...

"I said I get it, can we please move on now?!" Ichigo had now proceeded to say quite loudly back to Yoruichi in response with.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well I guess that that is one thing that one can never get tired of seeing, isn't that right viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Also, for those of you who have watched the English Dub of the Bleach anime. Then you will know exactly what it is that I am taking about. I mean after all, Johnny Yong Bosch does a fantastic job of voicing Ichigo. Now then viewers, what do you say, that we get back to the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Now then, getting away from Angel Bluebells fourth wall breaking. At least for the current moment, and getting back to the current situation at hand...

"I mean I don't honestly see what the big deal is here. I mean after all, Sango is just so..." Miroku had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere, in his recognizable perverted tone of voice. To which then, with the sudden violent crackling of electricity out of seemingly nowhere. And with Miroku then proceeding to have quite a bit of electricity get shot through his entire body. To which after a few brief seconds, after which the electricity had then ceased. Miroku was now slightly, but still visibly burned. To which Miroku, then proceeded to let out a quite comedic looking puff of what appeared to be smoke from his mouth. Similar to how one Renji Abarai had looked back in the Bleach anime canon timeline, when he had proceeded to accidentally blown himself up with the use of one of his many soul reaper spells.

And as for who had gone and proceeded to shock the living daylights out of Miroku. Well that much should have been quite obvious...

"I don't want to hear another word out of your perverted mouth you perverted monk! Do you understand me?! Or the next time that me and Misaka discharge our electricity, you will wish that you hadn't you pervert!" Keiko had now proceeded to say quite angrily over to Miroku with. And as for Misaka, she wasn't exactly happy about Miroku and his perverted antics either. Which given the amount of headache that Keiko and Misaka had had to endure with Kuroko in their respective timeline. This was something that Angel Bluebell didn't blame either of them for doing either.

"Well that was predictable wasn't it viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way....*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And honestly viewers, given Miroku's perversion, I don't blame either Keiko or Misaka for being as miffed as they currently are right now. But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

"Indeed it was Bluebell. Hello there viewers, Keiko here again...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which Keiko then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And as Angel Bluebell just stated, we all look forward to seeing you lot in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, and with her head also tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 39

Chapter 40: Tim Le Scam Man!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation, as well as the upcoming fight at hand between Erza Scarlet, and Raynare. Well actually, when I say that, what actually I meant is, well...

"*Raynare now proceeds to let out a very audible, and very arrogant sounding laugh from her mouth. To which she then proceeds to speak up*...You're joking right?! And what makes you think that I should be even the slightest bit frightened or fearful by...*Raynare proceeded to say this statement of hers, only to be cut short mid sentence. Which was due to the fact, that a very familiar looking aura enveloped arrow, had proceeded to whizz through the air at a very high rate of speed. To which it then proceeded to cut through her long black hair, only missing her face by mere inches. To which after a few more seconds, someone now proceeded to speak up*"

And as for who it was that had shot the arrow, not as an intent to kill, but as a warning that their next shot wouldn't miss...

"Hey melons?! You talk too much! So how about you do us all a favor, and put a cork in it for a little bit alright?! Because unlike the last arrow, I won't miss! As that one, was a warning!" The unmistakable voice of one Kagome Higurashi had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere.

And just after Kagome had proceeded to say her statement over to Raynare...

"Ah Kagome, right on time. Now then..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say. Only for someone else, to then proceed to speak up. And as for who they were, well that much should've been quite obvious...

"Hey monk, about you work on keeping your hands to yourself?!" The unmistakable voice of Sango had now proceeded to shout out quite loudly with. As during this very same statement, Sango had proceeded to slap Miroku quite hard across his face. So hard in fact, that it wound up leaving a comedic looking hand print mark on the right side of his face. Which at the moment, was a very bright red color.

And not surprisingly, a sweatdrop had now appeared, and had now once again proceeded to slowly make its way down one side of Angel Bluebells face. And once again, Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, had now been reduced to small black dots. As she looked at, and also reacted to the situation that had just played out before her, as well as the rest of us.

And then, and also not surprisingly in even the slightest...

"Wait, what the heck just happened?" The voice of Ichigo Kurosaki had now proceeded to speak up with out of seemingly nowhere.

And then...

"Well Ichigo, I would say that Miroku once again decided that it was a good idea to grab Sango on the..." Uryu Ishida had now proceeded to say over to Ichigo with in response. Which was while Uryu also proceeded to use one of his white gloved hands, to slightly adjust his glasses on the bridge of his nose.

But as for Ichigo, and his interrupting response back to Uryu...

"Alright I get it Uryu, now can we please move on?!" Ichigo now proceeded to say, which wound up cutting Uryu off mid explanation. And this was also, while a noticeable blush, had also proceeded to find its way onto Ichigo's face.

But then...

"My Ichigo, aren't we getting a bit flustered? Is that the first time that you ever saw a women..." Yoruichi had now proceeded to say quite slyly over to Ichigo with.

And then, though once again not surprisingly in even the slightest bit...

"I said I get it, can we please move on now?!" Ichigo had now proceeded to say quite loudly back to Yoruichi in response with.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well I guess that that is one thing that one can never get tired of seeing, isn't that right viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Also, for those of you who have watched the English Dub of the Bleach anime. Then you will know exactly what it is that I am taking about. I mean after all, Johnny Yong Bosch does a fantastic job of voicing Ichigo. Now then viewers, what do you say, that we get back to the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Now then, getting away from Angel Bluebells fourth wall breaking. At least for the current moment, and getting back to the current situation at hand...

"I mean I don't honestly see what the big deal is here. I mean after all, Sango is just so..." Miroku had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere, in his recognizable perverted tone of voice. To which then, with the sudden violent crackling of electricity out of seemingly nowhere. And with Miroku then proceeding to have quite a bit of electricity get shot through his entire body. To which after a few brief seconds, after which the electricity had then ceased. Miroku was now slightly, but still visibly burned. To which Miroku, then proceeded to let out a quite comedic looking puff of what appeared to be smoke from his mouth. Similar to how one Renji Abarai had looked back in the Bleach anime canon timeline, when he had proceeded to accidentally blown himself up with the use of one of his many soul reaper spells.

And as for who had gone and proceeded to shock the living daylights out of Miroku. Well that much should have been quite obvious...

"I don't want to hear another word out of your perverted mouth you perverted monk! Do you understand me?! Or the next time that me and Misaka discharge our electricity, you will wish that you hadn't you pervert!" Keiko had now proceeded to say quite angrily over to Miroku with. And as for Misaka, she wasn't exactly happy about Miroku and his perverted antics either. Which given the amount of headache that Keiko and Misaka had had to endure with Kuroko in their respective timeline. This was something that Angel Bluebell didn't blame either of them for doing either.

"Well that was predictable wasn't it viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way....*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And honestly viewers, given Miroku's perversion, I don't blame either Keiko or Misaka for being as miffed as they currently are right now. But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

"Indeed it was Bluebell. Hello there viewers, Keiko here again...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which Keiko then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And as Angel Bluebell just stated, we all look forward to seeing you lot in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, and with her head also tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand, things were about to get even more strange and weird then they already were. And what I mean by this, was comprised of the following...

"Pardon the interruption, but can you please tell me where it is that I am at right now? I seem to have lost my way, and if it isn't too much trouble, could you please point me in the direction of the World Organization Of Human Protection?" A currently unrecognizable male sounding voice had then proceeded to speak up with over to Angel Bluebell and everyone else that was present.

But even before Angel Bluebell had proceeded to turn towards the source of the male voice. She then realized immediately, that something was up. And it had to do in large part, with the question that this male voice had just gone and asked. And so, with this current suspicion of Angel Bluebells in mind...

"Certainly sir, and may I also ask you for your name? Or would you prefer that I call you by your actual name? Isn't that right...Tim Scam?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say quite smugly over to the now correctly identified Tim Scam. Which she had also proceeded to say over to him, in her usual witty and cheeky sounding tone of voice.

And sure enough...

"How do you know who I am?! You've never even met me before! Just who are you?!" Tim Scam now proceeded to yell over back to Angel Blueblel in response with.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her overall response back to Time Scam...

"Well first of all Scam, if you were going to ask about WOOHP, or as I am sure you viewers know it more as, the World Organization Of Human Protection. Then why oh why Scam, would you even attempt to ask about it to a complete stranger? Let alone someone such as myself? Because in case you haven't noticed it yet Scam regarding your current situation, you're not exactly in Beverly Hills anymore! For you see Tim Scam, that while your quite pathetic excuse for a facade, may have worked on Samantha Simpson, Clover Ewing, and Alexandra Vasquez. It certainly won't work on me, or even the rest of my allies that are currently present. So tell me Scam, do you know what magic is? And I don't mean fake magic either, but more genuine real magic? So with this in mind, hey minna, what do you say that we..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only to be cut off mid sentence.

But, as for who this someone was that had gone and proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence. Which not surprisingly, had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly twitch again...

"Hey Scam, did you really think you could hide from us forever? Now Clover!" A now much more recognizable female voice proceeded to shout out. Who Angel Bluebell wound up recognizing immediately as Samantha Simpson who had said this very same statement over to Clover Ewing. Which not even a second later, was followed by Tim Scam, then proceeding to have a somewhat bright blue looking kind of spray sprayed onto him. Which almost immediately, had then caused Tim Scam, to then be completely frozen in a block of what was clearly ice.

And with Angel Bluebell now realizing pretty much instantly, as to exactly what it was that had just gone and happened...

"Well then viewers, I guess there really isn't any means of hiding it anymore is there? Angel Bluebell here by the way here viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I mean after all viewers, Clover Ewing just went and used an Ice Queen Perfume on Tim Scam. So it is not really like I could attempt to hide that fact even if I tried my hardest to do so. And so viewers, with this in mind, let me now properly introduce, Samantha Simpson, Clover Ewing, and Alexandra Vasquez, WOOHP Super Spies extraordinaire. And in case you viewers were wondering, yes those are Sam, Clover, and Alex's full names from the Totally Spies tv show. A little bit of tv show lore for those of you viewers, who didn't know of this little known fact about Sam, Clover, and Alex. And also viewers...*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to say this, only for someone else other then Sam, Clover, and Alex, to now proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off again mid fourth wall break. Which once again, has now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for who it was, that had gone and chosen to proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid fourth wall break this time? Well you see, about that...

"Damn it Martin, you couldn't have bothered to run any faster?!" A pretty irritated sounding female voice, had now proceeded to shout out out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, had now caused a familiar looking sweatdrop to then appear on one side of Angel Bluebells face. To which it then proceeded to slowly make its way, down the very same side of Angel Bluebells face which it had appeared on.

And as for who the irate sounding female voice belonged to. Well none of us would need to wait very long, to find out. Because not even a few seconds after...

"Look Diana, I am not saying that you're being pushy, but..." A now unmistakable male voice had now proceeded to respond back to the still currently irate sounding female with.

And then...

"*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to go and clear her throat, before then proceeding to speak up to the new arrivals*...Hey Martin, how about you do Diana a favor, and perhaps workout at the gym some more when you have spare time on your hands?! Because from what I can hear from Ms. Lombard, it sounds like you need to work on getting more exercise! Now then, to what do me and my allies owe the pleasure, of getting graced by the presence, of the one and only Martin Mystery, and the...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to now once again go, and cut her off mid sentence*"

"Hey, I didn't ask for your input thank you very much!" The voice of the now identified Martin Mystery had now proceeded to shout back over to Angel Bluebell with in response.

And as for, the response back to Martin Mystery. Well it actually didn't come from Angel Bluebell, but rather...

"Long blue haired girl has point here Martin, as Martin could do with more exercise," another unmistakable male voice, had now proceeded to say over to Martin Mystery in response.

And sure enough...

"Okay seriously?" Martin Mystery had now proceeded to say out loud to himself. Which during this, he had also proceeded to let out a very defeated sounding sigh from his mouth.

But then...

"You should listen to Java, Martin, you could use to lose a few pounds," the voice of Sam now proceeded to speak up with over to Martin with.

And then, though not surprisingly...

"Okay seriously what is this, Gang Up On Martin Day?!" Martin Mystery now proceeded to shout out quite loudly with.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response to the current situation...

"Well that depends Martin, as to whether or not..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say in her usual witty and cheekily smug sounding tone. Only for Martin Mystery, to once again proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence.

"I was being sarcastic!" Martin Mystery now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response with.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her response back to Martin Mystery...

"I know Martin, as I was trying to get you to lighten up! As you looked like you could use it! Anyway viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me now also properly introduce, Martin Mystery, Diana Lombard, and Java The Caveman, from the show Martin Mystery. And if I can recall correctly as well viewers, both the shows Martin Mystery, and Totally Spies, did in fact have a tv crossover episode quite a few years back. 'Totally Mystery Much?' was the name of that particular episode. But the only difference between that episode and this viewers? Well this is a much larger crossover then Marathon has ever had. So yeah viewers if I were you, then I would keep an eye out for the upcoming chapters. As this now currently marks the end of this chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 40

Chapter 41: Remember To Mime Your Own Business!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand, things were about to get even more strange and weird then they already were. And what I mean by this, was comprised of the following...

"Pardon the interruption, but can you please tell me where it is that I am at right now? I seem to have lost my way, and if it isn't too much trouble, could you please point me in the direction of the World Organization Of Human Protection?" A currently unrecognizable male sounding voice had then proceeded to speak up with over to Angel Bluebell and everyone else that was present.

But even before Angel Bluebell had proceeded to turn towards the source of the male voice. She then realized immediately, that something was up. And it had to do in large part, with the question that this male voice had just gone and asked. And so, with this current suspicion of Angel Bluebells in mind...

"Certainly sir, and may I also ask you for your name? Or would you prefer that I call you by your actual name? Isn't that right...Tim Scam?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say quite smugly over to the now correctly identified Tim Scam. Which she had also proceeded to say over to him, in her usual witty and cheeky sounding tone of voice.

And sure enough...

"How do you know who I am?! You've never even met me before! Just who are you?!" Tim Scam now proceeded to yell over back to Angel Blueblel in response with.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her overall response back to Time Scam...

"Well first of all Scam, if you were going to ask about WOOHP, or as I am sure you viewers know it more as, the World Organization Of Human Protection. Then why oh why Scam, would you even attempt to ask about it to a complete stranger? Let alone someone such as myself? Because in case you haven't noticed it yet Scam regarding your current situation, you're not exactly in Beverly Hills anymore! For you see Tim Scam, that while your quite pathetic excuse for a facade, may have worked on Samantha Simpson, Clover Ewing, and Alexandra Vasquez. It certainly won't work on me, or even the rest of my allies that are currently present. So tell me Scam, do you know what magic is? And I don't mean fake magic either, but more genuine real magic? So with this in mind, hey minna, what do you say that we..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only to be cut off mid sentence.

But, as for who this someone was that had gone and proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence. Which not surprisingly, had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly twitch again...

"Hey Scam, did you really think you could hide from us forever? Now Clover!" A now much more recognizable female voice proceeded to shout out. Who Angel Bluebell wound up recognizing immediately as Samantha Simpson who had said this very same statement over to Clover Ewing. Which not even a second later, was followed by Tim Scam, then proceeding to have a somewhat bright blue looking kind of spray sprayed onto him. Which almost immediately, had then caused Tim Scam, to then be completely frozen in a block of what was clearly ice.

And with Angel Bluebell now realizing pretty much instantly, as to exactly what it was that had just gone and happened...

"Well then viewers, I guess there really isn't any means of hiding it anymore is there? Angel Bluebell here by the way here viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I mean after all viewers, Clover Ewing just went and used an Ice Queen Perfume on Tim Scam. So it is not really like I could attempt to hide that fact even if I tried my hardest to do so. And so viewers, with this in mind, let me now properly introduce, Samantha Simpson, Clover Ewing, and Alexandra Vasquez, WOOHP Super Spies extraordinaire. And in case you viewers were wondering, yes those are Sam, Clover, and Alex's full names from the Totally Spies tv show. A little bit of tv show lore for those of you viewers, who didn't know of this little known fact about Sam, Clover, and Alex. And also viewers...*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to say this, only for someone else other then Sam, Clover, and Alex, to now proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off again mid fourth wall break. Which once again, has now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for who it was, that had gone and chosen to proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid fourth wall break this time? Well you see, about that...

"Damn it Martin, you couldn't have bothered to run any faster?!" A pretty irritated sounding female voice, had now proceeded to shout out out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, had now caused a familiar looking sweatdrop to then appear on one side of Angel Bluebells face. To which it then proceeded to slowly make its way, down the very same side of Angel Bluebells face which it had appeared on.

And as for who the irate sounding female voice belonged to. Well none of us would need to wait very long, to find out. Because not even a few seconds after...

"Look Diana, I am not saying that you're being pushy, but..." A now unmistakable male voice had now proceeded to respond back to the still currently irate sounding female with.

And then...

"*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to go and clear her throat, before then proceeding to speak up to the new arrivals*...Hey Martin, how about you do Diana a favor, and perhaps workout at the gym some more when you have spare time on your hands?! Because from what I can hear from Ms. Lombard, it sounds like you need to work on getting more exercise! Now then, to what do me and my allies owe the pleasure, of getting graced by the presence, of the one and only Martin Mystery, and the...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to now once again go, and cut her off mid sentence*"

"Hey, I didn't ask for your input thank you very much!" The voice of the now identified Martin Mystery had now proceeded to shout back over to Angel Bluebell with in response.

And as for, the response back to Martin Mystery. Well it actually didn't come from Angel Bluebell, but rather...

"Long blue haired girl has point here Martin, as Martin could do with more exercise," another unmistakable male voice, had now proceeded to say over to Martin Mystery in response.

And sure enough...

"Okay seriously?" Martin Mystery had now proceeded to say out loud to himself. Which during this, he had also proceeded to let out a very defeated sounding sigh from his mouth.

But then...

"You should listen to Java, Martin, you could use to lose a few pounds," the voice of Sam now proceeded to speak up with over to Martin with.

And then, though not surprisingly...

"Okay seriously what is this, Gang Up On Martin Day?!" Martin Mystery now proceeded to shout out quite loudly with.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response to the current situation...

"Well that depends Martin, as to whether or not..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say in her usual witty and cheekily smug sounding tone. Only for Martin Mystery, to once again proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence.

"I was being sarcastic!" Martin Mystery now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response with.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her response back to Martin Mystery...

"I know Martin, as I was trying to get you to lighten up! As you looked like you could use it! Anyway viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me now also properly introduce, Martin Mystery, Diana Lombard, and Java The Caveman, from the show Martin Mystery. And if I can recall correctly as well viewers, both the shows Martin Mystery, and Totally Spies, did in fact have a tv crossover episode quite a few years back. 'Totally Mystery Much?' was the name of that particular episode. But the only difference between that episode and this viewers? Well this is a much larger crossover then Marathon has ever had. So yeah viewers if I were you, then I would keep an eye out for the upcoming chapters. As this now currently marks the end of this chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back into the current situation that had already started transpiring from the last chapter...

"Pardonne-moi but can you please tell me where..." A now very french accented male voice had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with.

And interestingly enough, Angel Bluebell now once again knew who this particular voice belonged to. I mean after all, given how annoying someone like Potamos was. And although this individual wasn't as annoying as Potamos. He may as well have been the male equivalent to Potamos with regard to the level of annoyance that he portrayed. And speaking of whom this very same person was...

"Okay seriously? So what, is WOOHP now having a detention facility members meeting somewhere nearby? Which by the way viewers, is an indirect reference to a certain well known asylum in a certain well known cartoon series that I dare not mention. If you know viewers, then you know. Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I mean after all, some villains can't be bothered to remember to 'mime their own business.' Isn't that right Jazz Hands?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to slightly turn her attention to slightly behind her. And sure enough, Angel Bluebells eyes fell upon a familiar male with what appeared to be mime makeup on his face. And was in his usual getup of a black tuxedo, a somewhat tall black colored top hat. And is also without a doubt, one of the worst WOOHP villains to ever exist in the Totally Spies tv show. I mean after all, Jazz Hands was and still is a joke of a villain*...Now then viewers, let us now get back to the chapter at hand now alright?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And sure enough, as a way to confirm Angel Bluebells current suspicions...

"Whah, just what are you talking about you foolish gurl?" The now correctly identified Jazz Hands had now proceeded to say back over to Angel Blueblel, in his usual and yet still very much annoying sounding French accent.

And as for Angel Bluebell, as a way for her to 'have fun' at Jazz Hands' expense so too speak...

"Sacrebleu Mon'Amie, didn't anyone ever tell you that silence is golden? Oh and also Jazz Hands, your father was a hamster, and your mother smelt of elderberries! Now go away, or I shall taunt you, a second time! And that viewers, Angel Bluebell by the way here again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, that was my rendition of what is without a doubt one of the funniest lines in any movie to every exist. Which in case you're wondering, was Monty Python And The Holy Grail. And if you haven't yet watched that movie, then you're truly missing out. I mean after all viewers, everyone knows of John Cleese. He played 'R' in the Pierce Brosnan movie, 'The World Is Not Enough.' And would then go on to reprise the same role, in 'Die Another Day.' And while we are on the subject of things 007, the most recent run of James Bond movies, have not been very good. I mean after all, with the exception of Casino Royale and perhaps maybe Skyfall, every other Daniel Craig era James Bond movie, has been either subpar, or straight up not good. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the current moment. So what do you viewers say that we get back into the current chapter at hand, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And, just as Angel Bluebell had proceeded to finish her current fourth wall break moment...

"Are you serious right now? Please tell me that you did not just say that to him just now Bluebell? I mean, whatever happened to giving the viewers a chance to understand the material?" Keiko had now proceeded to say this very statement of hers over to Angel Bluebell.

But then...

"And this statement is coming from you Keiko? Now correct me if I am wrong, but aren't you the very same Keiko, who wound up using the word 'logorrhea' a couple of chapters back? I mean after all viewers..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back to Keiko with in response. Which Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to say to Keiko, while she was also wearing her usual witty and cheekily looking smug expression on her face.

And sure enough, as Keiko then proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence...

"Alright Bluebell I get it! Just forget that I said anything, now can we please move on?!" Keiko had now proceeded to somewhat yell back over to Angel Bluebell with in response. Which from what Angel Bluebell could tell, Keiko had proceeded to say this response of hers back over to Angel Bluebell in response with. While an all too familiar looking blush was also currently present upon Keiko's face.

But then, even before Angel Bluebell could attempt to respond back to Keiko...

"Bluebell, look out! Behind you!" The unmistakable voice of Angel Daisy had proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell with. Which was then quickly followed, by Angel Daisy proceeding to leap up into the air, and then land behind Angel Bluebell. Since Angel Bluebell was still turned towards Keiko, with Angel Bluebells attention still focused on Keiko as well. But anyway, just as Angel Daisy had landed down onto the ground again, Angel Daisy had then proceeded to use her Saint Pendule, to produce a barrier. Which since Jazz Hands had somehow decided to try and charge Angel Bluebell while she was still turned towards Keiko in order to address her. All that simply wound up happening, was that Jazz Hands wound up running smack into the barrier, which wound up knocking him out immediately.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her response back to Jazz Hands. Who at this current moment, had swirls in place of where both of his eyes used to be. Which was to help indicate, that for the moment, he had been knocked out cold...

"Really Jazz Hands? That was your so called big play? You decided to charge at me while my back was still to you? I mean, all you have done here Jazz Hands, is just prove my point, as to why you're one of the most laughed at villains in the Totally Spies canon timeline. And also, before I forget, here is my quite justifiable and also very comedic response back to you Jazz Hands. I see London, I see France, your villainy has no bearing in this present expanse. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And that viewers, was my original rendition, of the 'I see London, I see France' phrase. Nothing like a bit of comedic satire to illicit a chuckle from the audience huh?...*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to clear her throat briefly. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, this now currently marks the end of this chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 41

Chapter 42: Direct No Evil!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back into the current situation that had already started transpiring from the last chapter...

"Pardonne-moi but can you please tell me where..." A now very french accented male voice had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with.

And interestingly enough, Angel Bluebell now once again knew who this particular voice belonged to. I mean after all, given how annoying someone like Potamos was. And although this individual wasn't as annoying as Potamos. He may as well have been the male equivalent to Potamos with regard to the level of annoyance that he portrayed. And speaking of whom this very same person was...

"Okay seriously? So what, is WOOHP now having a detention facility members meeting somewhere nearby? Which by the way viewers, is an indirect reference to a certain well known asylum in a certain well known cartoon series that I dare not mention. If you know viewers, then you know. Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I mean after all, some villains can't be bothered to remember to 'mime their own business.' Isn't that right Jazz Hands?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to slightly turn her attention to slightly behind her. And sure enough, Angel Bluebells eyes fell upon a familiar male with what appeared to be mime makeup on his face. And was in his usual getup of a black tuxedo, a somewhat tall black colored top hat. And is also without a doubt, one of the worst WOOHP villains to ever exist in the Totally Spies tv show. I mean after all, Jazz Hands was and still is a joke of a villain*...Now then viewers, let us now get back to the chapter at hand now alright?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And sure enough, as a way to confirm Angel Bluebells current suspicions...

"Whah, just what are you talking about you foolish gurl?" The now correctly identified Jazz Hands had now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell, in his usual and yet still very much annoying sounding French accent.

And as for Angel Bluebell, as a way for her to 'have fun' at Jazz Hands' expense so too speak...

"Sacrebleu Mon'Amie, didn't anyone ever tell you that silence is golden? Oh and also Jazz Hands, your father was a hamster, and your mother smelt of elderberries! Now go away, or I shall taunt you, a second time! And that viewers, Angel Bluebell by the way here again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, that was my rendition of what is without a doubt one of the funniest lines in any movie to every exist. Which in case you're wondering, was Monty Python And The Holy Grail. And if you haven't yet watched that movie, then you're truly missing out. I mean after all viewers, everyone knows of John Cleese. He played 'R' in the Pierce Brosnan movie, 'The World Is Not Enough.' And would then go on to reprise the same role, in 'Die Another Day.' And while we are on the subject of things 007, the most recent run of James Bond movies, have not been very good. I mean after all, with the exception of Casino Royale and perhaps maybe Skyfall, every other Daniel Craig era James Bond movie, has been either subpar, or straight up not good. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the current moment. So what do you viewers say that we get back into the current chapter at hand, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And, just as Angel Bluebell had proceeded to finish her current fourth wall break moment...

"Are you serious right now? Please tell me that you did not just say that to him just now Bluebell? I mean, whatever happened to giving the viewers a chance to understand the material?" Keiko had now proceeded to say this very statement of hers over to Angel Bluebell.

But then...

"And this statement is coming from you Keiko? Now correct me if I am wrong, but aren't you the very same Keiko, who wound up using the word 'logorrhea' a couple of chapters back? I mean after all viewers..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back to Keiko with in response. Which Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to say to Keiko, while she was also wearing her usual witty and cheekily looking smug expression on her face.

And sure enough, as Keiko then proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence...

"Alright Bluebell I get it! Just forget that I said anything, now can we please move on?!" Keiko had now proceeded to somewhat yell back over to Angel Bluebell with in response. Which from what Angel Bluebell could tell, Keiko had proceeded to say this response of hers back over to Angel Bluebell in response with. While an all too familiar looking blush was also currently present upon Keiko's face.

But then, even before Angel Bluebell could attempt to respond back to Keiko...

"Bluebell, look out! Behind you!" The unmistakable voice of Angel Daisy had proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell with. Which was then quickly followed, by Angel Daisy proceeding to leap up into the air, and then land behind Angel Bluebell. Since Angel Bluebell was still turned towards Keiko, with Angel Bluebells attention still focused on Keiko as well. But anyway, just as Angel Daisy had landed down onto the ground again, Angel Daisy had then proceeded to use her Saint Pendule, to produce a barrier. Which since Jazz Hands had somehow decided to try and charge Angel Bluebell while she was still turned towards Keiko in order to address her. All that simply wound up happening, was that Jazz Hands wound up running smack into the barrier, which wound up knocking him out immediately.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her response back to Jazz Hands. Who at this current moment, had swirls in place of where both of his eyes used to be. Which was to help indicate, that for the moment, he had been knocked out cold...

"Really Jazz Hands? That was your so called big play? You decided to charge at me while my back was still to you? I mean, all you have done here Jazz Hands, is just prove my point, as to why you're one of the most laughed at villains in the Totally Spies canon timeline. And also, before I forget, here is my quite justifiable and also very comedic response back to you Jazz Hands. I see London, I see France, your villainy has no bearing in this present expanse. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And that viewers, was my original rendition, of the 'I see London, I see France' phrase. Nothing like a bit of comedic satire to illicit a chuckle from the audience huh?...*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to clear her throat briefly. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, this now currently marks the end of this chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation, that had been going on since the last chapter...

"Okay, so just who the heck was that clown exactly?" Diana Lombard proceeded to ask out of seemingly nowhere out loud to no one in particular.

And as for the response back to Diana Lombard with the main intention of answering her currently unanswered question...

"Oh you mean Jazz Hands? I mean he's a mime and not a clown. But like that is kind of the same thing, so to be fair I wouldn't like worry too much about him," Clover had now proceeded to say in response and as an answer back to Diana Lombard's question that she had just asked not but a moment prior.

But then...

"Clover has a point there Ms. Lombard. I mean after all viewers, Zachary here by the way. But after all, Jazz Hands is one of, if not the most useless and most nonthreatening villain in the Zachary proceeded to say in response. Which during this, he had also proceeded to turn his attention and his eyesight slightly to the right of him, in order to briefly address the viewers.

And then, out of seemingly nowhere, and yet not at all surprising given the most recent turn of events...

"Pardon the intrusion, but..." A very scruffy sounding male voice had now proceeded to say over to me out of seemingly nowhere. But however, with Angel Bluebell knowing instantly who it belonged to, and not wanting to hear another long and possibly endless drove of meaningless monologuing from yet another Totally Spies villain. Angel Bluebell had then decided to cut him off mid sentence.

And as for who he was and Angel Bluebells reasoning at to why she had decided to go and cut him off mid sentence? Well about that...

"Hey Lumiere? How about you don't bother with your lies to, try and pathetically hide the fact that me along with everyone else here, already knows who you are alright? I mean after all Marco Lumiere, as that is your full name. You're nothing but a so called director, who thinks that he's a noteworthy villain in the Totally Spies tv show. I mean for goodness sake Lumiere, your last 'movie shoot' as you so called it, was '0067.' I mean come on Lumiere, did you really honestly think that using Jerry was going to somehow give you some sort of benefit? Don't you know the classic phrase of, See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil? Well I think then Lumiere, that we can now add Direct No Evil to that phraseology as well, isn't that right viewers? I mean after all viewers, I would say that out of all the villains in the Totally Spies tv show timeline, that apart from Jazz Hands, who is without a doubt the worst Totally Spies villain to exist, Marco Lumiere, while maybe is not a close second, he is certainly down towards the bottom. I mean, at least Tim Scam was a part of the L.A.M.O.S. Which by the way viewers, is not a typo in any sense of the word. Because in the mind of one Terrance Lewis, or Jerry's twin but evil brother. L.A.M.O.S stands for, the League Aiming to Menace and Overthrow Spies. Or the LAMOS for short, which honestly viewers, is quite the fitting name for them. I mean after all viewers, how can you hope to ever succeed, when you have such pathetic villains, such as Boogie Gus, Tim Scam, Helga Von Guggen. I mean mind you viewers, it still didn't change them getting beaten by WOOHP and beaten by them big time. But anyway viewers, I seem to be rambling on a bit more then I should during this current fourth wall break. So what do you say, that we get back to the chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from Angel Bluebells fourth wall breaking, at least for the current moment, and back to the current chapter and situation at hand. Which was, well...

"How dare you proceed to mock my expertise as a director! I'll have you know...!" The now correctly identified Marco Lumiere had now proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell quite loudly, angrily, and arrogantly with in response. And he would have continued, if Angel Bluebell had not once again gone, and proceeded to once again cut him off mid ranting rave so too speak. And as for Angel Bluebell, and her honestly quite justified response back to Marco Lumiere with. Well, to be fair, I think that that much was pretty obvious. For well, you see with regard to this very exact thing...

"Hey Lumiere? I am now going to need you to curb your yammering skull cave okay? Because the adults over here are trying to have a meaningful conversation. And you Lumiere, are not one of them. Now before you decide to do something that you'll regret, I highly suggest...*Angel Bluebell proceeded to say this back to Marco Lumiere in response. Only for someone else, to now proceed to interject, as well as cut her off mid sentence. Which unlike all of the other times, this did not wind up causing one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to start visibly twitching*"

And as for who it was that had decided to interject? And also as to why Angel Bluebells eye hadn't proceeded to start to twitch like it usually did, when someone had proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid statement or sentence? Well about that...

"I would just ignore that low grade movie hack Bluebell, he isn't worth our time. I mean after all viewers. Keiko here by the way...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now viewers, as I was about to address to you lot. Marco Lumiere really is a low grade movie hack of a director. I mean he even makes 'Manos: The Hands Of Fate,' look like a decent movie. And yes viewers, that was an indirect reference to the one and only Mystery Science Theater 3000, or 'MST3K,' for short. I mean after all viewers, who hasn't heard of MST3K? 'This is the song, written for the train chase! This is the chase, Rocky and Ken! He tried to kill me with a forklift!' That riff by the way viewers? Was from Fugitive Alien. The same Fugitive Alien, that Nostalgia Critic failed to properly give this very same joke from for his Nostalgia Review, of 'Barb Wire.' I mean come on Doug, you called the Forklift in that review a Bulldozer. I mean seriously Doug, you didn't just say that once, you said it over, and over, and over again throughout that same scene from Barb Wire. Doug Walker still does have a somewhat decent channel though, so please do feel free to check out his content when you have a moment of free time to do so. Oh right, almost forgot! Hey Jack Dork, how's that downward spiral of yours going? You still filming all of your crimes for the police to review as evidence? Oh you are? Excellent, as it will just be that much more laughable when you finally join YaNike, Vitaly, and Johnny Somali in the jails of the countries that you will all eventually wind up in. I mean honestly, you all need to be behind bars as soon as humanly possible. I mean after all, Jack Dork literally filmed himself recently breaking into what he claimed was his old residence down in Florida. So Mr. Dork, you do know, that breaking and entering is a serious crime, right? So I guess you were finally done doing your crypto pump and dump scams to your fans live on stream to your own viewers? I mean for goodness sake Mr. Dork, you make the pump and dump schemes in The Wolf Of Wall Street look good. Even Agent Roger Bloom in the tv show Numb3rs, is a more decent person then you will ever be. But anyway viewers, I think that I'll just dispense with my currently already long fourth wall break. Because while you can't see this right now, Misaka is sort of standing just off to the side of the frame of shot, with electricity crackling through the bangs of her hair. So yeah, while her electricity doesn't have any effect on me, since we're both Level 5 Electromasters, I still don't want to get on her bad side, isn't that right Misaka?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while Misaka now proceeds to walk into the frame of shot, from just out of the frame of shot. And just before this, Misaka had proceeded to stop discharging the electricity through the bangs of her hair. To which Misaka's expression then proceeds to soften up and return to normal, before she then proceeds to speak up*"

"Indeed Keiko. Hello there viewers, Misaka here. And yes, it has been a little bit, hasn't it Keiko?...*Misaka proceeds to say this to the viewers, with a very cute looking smile while both of her eyes are closed. To which Misaka then proceeds to open both of her eyes back up again, before turning towards Keiko while still giving her very cute looking smile*"

"Indeed Misaka, indeed it has. But you see viewers, I think that you'll find, that you won't be able to read a group of fanfics anywhere on the internet, that are as unique as these four are. I mean after all, no fanfics have these 29 anime combined with each other. And yes viewers, that number as of this current moment, is indeed correct, as there are in fact 29 different anime, combined with each other in all four of these fanfics. Oh, and Bluebell? Would you mind at all if I do the honors this time?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to turn her attention towards Angel Bluebell, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

"Are you serious right now Keiko?! I mean what makes you think that I'll allow...!...*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to start to say her response back to Keiko, only for the pretty audible sound of crackling electricity to now start up again. And without even having to look away from current having her attention focused on Keiko. Angel Bluebell had noticed as well, that electricity had now started to once again crackle, through the bangs of Misaka's hair. Which not surprisingly, had been the only reason, mind you it was a pretty big reason. But nevertheless, it had proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence. To which she then proceeded to politely and briefly clear her throat, before Angel Bluebell then proceeded to speak up again*...A-actually Keiko, yes you may proceed with ending this current chapter...And I don't think that it goes without me having to remind you at this stage viewers, that Misaka still scares the living bejesus out of me...And yes viewers, I am well aware that that hasn't changed...But let's not kid ourselves and be honest, you'd be scared of Misaka too in this situation...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

"With pleasure Bluebell. Hello there viewers, Keiko here...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So viewers, this now currently marks the end of this current chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Misaka, Angel Bluebell, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see all you lot there, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, and also with her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 42

Chapter 43: No Bad Deed Goes Unpunished!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation, that had been going on since the last chapter...

"Okay, so just who the heck was that clown exactly?" Diana Lombard proceeded to ask out of seemingly nowhere out loud to no one in particular.

And as for the response back to Diana Lombard with the main intention of answering her currently unanswered question...

"Oh you mean Jazz Hands? I mean he's a mime and not a clown. But like that is kind of the same thing, so to be fair I wouldn't like worry too much about him," Clover had now proceeded to say in response and as an answer back to Diana Lombard's question that she had just asked not but a moment prior.

But then...

"Clover has a point there Ms. Lombard. I mean after all viewers, Zachary here by the way. But after all, Jazz Hands is one of, if not the most useless and most nonthreatening villain in the Zachary proceeded to say in response. Which during this, he had also proceeded to turn his attention and his eyesight slightly to the right of him, in order to briefly address the viewers.

And then, out of seemingly nowhere, and yet not at all surprising given the most recent turn of events...

"Pardon the intrusion, but..." A very scruffy sounding male voice had now proceeded to say over to me out of seemingly nowhere. But however, with Angel Bluebell knowing instantly who it belonged to, and not wanting to hear another long and possibly endless drove of meaningless monologuing from yet another Totally Spies villain. Angel Bluebell had then decided to cut him off mid sentence.

And as for who he was and Angel Bluebells reasoning at to why she had decided to go and cut him off mid sentence? Well about that...

"Hey Lumiere? How about you don't bother with your lies to, try and pathetically hide the fact that me along with everyone else here, already knows who you are alright? I mean after all Marco Lumiere, as that is your full name. You're nothing but a so called director, who thinks that he's a noteworthy villain in the Totally Spies tv show. I mean for goodness sake Lumiere, your last 'movie shoot' as you so called it, was '0067.' I mean come on Lumiere, did you really honestly think that using Jerry was going to somehow give you some sort of benefit? Don't you know the classic phrase of, See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil? Well I think then Lumiere, that we can now add Direct No Evil to that phraseology as well, isn't that right viewers? I mean after all viewers, I would say that out of all the villains in the Totally Spies tv show timeline, that apart from Jazz Hands, who is without a doubt the worst Totally Spies villain to exist, Marco Lumiere, while maybe is not a close second, he is certainly down towards the bottom. I mean, at least Tim Scam was a part of the L.A.M.O.S. Which by the way viewers, is not a typo in any sense of the word. Because in the mind of one Terrance Lewis, or Jerry's twin but evil brother. L.A.M.O.S stands for, the League Aiming to Menace and Overthrow Spies. Or the LAMOS for short, which honestly viewers, is quite the fitting name for them. I mean after all viewers, how can you hope to ever succeed, when you have such pathetic villains, such as Boogie Gus, Tim Scam, Helga Von Guggen. I mean mind you viewers, it still didn't change them getting beaten by WOOHP and beaten by them big time. But anyway viewers, I seem to be rambling on a bit more then I should during this current fourth wall break. So what do you say, that we get back to the chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from Angel Bluebells fourth wall breaking, at least for the current moment, and back to the current chapter and situation at hand. Which was, well...

"How dare you proceed to mock my expertise as a director! I'll have you know...!" The now correctly identified Marco Lumiere had now proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell quite loudly, angrily, and arrogantly with in response. And he would have continued, if Angel Bluebell had not once again gone, and proceeded to once again cut him off mid ranting rave so too speak. And as for Angel Bluebell, and her honestly quite justified response back to Marco Lumiere with. Well, to be fair, I think that that much was pretty obvious. For well, you see with regard to this very exact thing...

"Hey Lumiere? I am now going to need you to curb your yammering skull cave okay? Because the adults over here are trying to have a meaningful conversation. And you Lumiere, are not one of them. Now before you decide to do something that you'll regret, I highly suggest...*Angel Bluebell proceeded to say this back to Marco Lumiere in response. Only for someone else, to now proceed to interject, as well as cut her off mid sentence. Which unlike all of the other times, this did not wind up causing one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to start visibly twitching*"

And as for who it was that had decided to interject? And also as to why Angel Bluebells eye hadn't proceeded to start to twitch like it usually did, when someone had proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid statement or sentence? Well about that...

"I would just ignore that low grade movie hack Bluebell, he isn't worth our time. I mean after all viewers. Keiko here by the way...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now viewers, as I was about to address to you lot. Marco Lumiere really is a low grade movie hack of a director. I mean he even makes 'Manos: The Hands Of Fate,' look like a decent movie. And yes viewers, that was an indirect reference to the one and only Mystery Science Theater 3000, or 'MST3K,' for short. I mean after all viewers, who hasn't heard of MST3K? 'This is the song, written for the train chase! This is the chase, Rocky and Ken! He tried to kill me with a forklift!' That riff by the way viewers? Was from Fugitive Alien. The same Fugitive Alien, that Nostalgia Critic failed to properly give this very same joke from for his Nostalgia Review, of 'Barb Wire.' I mean come on Doug, you called the Forklift in that review a Bulldozer. I mean seriously Doug, you didn't just say that once, you said it over, and over, and over again throughout that same scene from Barb Wire. Doug Walker still does have a somewhat decent channel though, so please do feel free to check out his content when you have a moment of free time to do so. Oh right, almost forgot! Hey Jack Dork, how's that downward spiral of yours going? You still filming all of your crimes for the police to review as evidence? Oh you are? Excellent, as it will just be that much more laughable when you finally join YaNike, Vitaly, and Johnny Somali in the jails of the countries that you will all eventually wind up in. I mean honestly, you all need to be behind bars as soon as humanly possible. I mean after all, Jack Dork literally filmed himself recently breaking into what he claimed was his old residence down in Florida. So Mr. Dork, you do know, that breaking and entering is a serious crime, right? So I guess you were finally done doing your crypto pump and dump scams to your fans live on stream to your own viewers? I mean for goodness sake Mr. Dork, you make the pump and dump schemes in The Wolf Of Wall Street look good. Even Agent Roger Bloom in the tv show Numb3rs, is a more decent person then you will ever be. But anyway viewers, I think that I'll just dispense with my currently already long fourth wall break. Because while you can't see this right now, Misaka is sort of standing just off to the side of the frame of shot, with electricity crackling through the bangs of her hair. So yeah, while her electricity doesn't have any effect on me, since we're both Level 5 Electromasters, I still don't want to get on her bad side, isn't that right Misaka?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while Misaka now proceeds to walk into the frame of shot, from just out of the frame of shot. And just before this, Misaka had proceeded to stop discharging the electricity through the bangs of her hair. To which Misaka's expression then proceeds to soften up and return to normal, before she then proceeds to speak up*"

"Indeed Keiko. Hello there viewers, Misaka here. And yes, it has been a little bit, hasn't it Keiko?...*Misaka proceeds to say this to the viewers, with a very cute looking smile while both of her eyes are closed. To which Misaka then proceeds to open both of her eyes back up again, before turning towards Keiko while still giving her very cute looking smile*"

"Indeed Misaka, indeed it has. But you see viewers, I think that you'll find, that you won't be able to read a group of fanfics anywhere on the internet, that are as unique as these four are. I mean after all, no fanfics have these 29 anime combined with each other. And yes viewers, that number as of this current moment, is indeed correct, as there are in fact 29 different anime, combined with each other in all four of these fanfics. Oh, and Bluebell? Would you mind at all if I do the honors this time?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to turn her attention towards Angel Bluebell, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

"Are you serious right now Keiko?! I mean what makes you think that I'll allow...!...*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to start to say her response back to Keiko, only for the pretty audible sound of crackling electricity to now start up again. And without even having to look away from current having her attention focused on Keiko. Angel Bluebell had noticed as well, that electricity had now started to once again crackle, through the bangs of Misaka's hair. Which not surprisingly, had been the only reason, mind you it was a pretty big reason. But nevertheless, it had proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence. To which she then proceeded to politely and briefly clear her throat, before Angel Bluebell then proceeded to speak up again*...A-actually Keiko, yes you may proceed with ending this current chapter...And I don't think that it goes without me having to remind you at this stage viewers, that Misaka still scares the living bejesus out of me...And yes viewers, I am well aware that that hasn't changed...But let's not kid ourselves and be honest, you'd be scared of Misaka too in this situation...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

"With pleasure Bluebell. Hello there viewers, Keiko here...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So viewers, this now currently marks the end of this current chapter. But as usual viewers, we will get right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Misaka, Angel Bluebell, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see all you lot there, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, and also with her head tilted to one side, in a very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation from the last chapter...

"Actually viewers, there is something that needs to be addressed first before we get into the current upcoming chapter at hand. Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, it has come to me, Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine's attention. That several very toxic trolls over on Scribble Hub, have been crying over being exposed for being toxic towards these four fics. I mean to be fair viewers, they are clearly very anti-social. When they aren't crying their eyes out about being called out for being toxic. I mean, talk about being hypocritical. Oh, and we have also found out, that Valmond, has been behind the spamming of deliberately toxic low one star ratings on our fanfics. Oh, I'm sorry Valmond, did I hurt your feelings for having justifiably called you out? Well here is my advice, cry about it. Because no matter what you and your toxic troll buddies try to do, with attempting to halt these four fanfics and their progress towards making history. And like Jon Taffer on Bar Rescue, if you attempt to stand in our way, then we will not hesitate to run you trolls over, in order to get these four fanfics to the standard that they need to be at. Want to claim that we're just selling wolf tickets? Then by all means, do please continue to act out of pocket. And we will not hesitate to put you on blast, as you very much deserve to be. But look at it this way, you toxic trolls make for some very entertaining free content. And the bad news for you trolls? There is absolutely nothing you can do, that is going to halt the progress of these four fanfics. Because after all, the viewers have already been notified, that any rating below four stars, is to be ignored. As it is a clear and obvious troll rating. So not sorry that we exposed you trolls, and not sorry either that we use your posts as content for videos. Because as per the law, the only individual who needs to be okay with the content being used, is the person who is uploading said content. So in other words trolls, we don't need any approval from any of you. As basically viewers, it goes like this...'Hey Bluebell, is it alright if I use this content for my own use? Why yes Bluebell, as since you are the one who is uploading it, you don't need any approval from anyone else, including the toxic trolls whose content you're justifiably using.' So viewers, do you now see why trolling has no upside in this sort of situation? So don't be like those clowns, as I think that it should go without saying, that like Johnny Somali, there is zero upside to be doing what these troll are doing over on Scribble Hub. Oh, and Corty? Thanks for letting me know that you have been abusing YouTube's reporting system to try and falsely report our YouTube channel for non existing harassment. I mean really, that's how desperate you trolls are at this stage? You just make it way too easy. Oh, and also, not one of us over here are upset, as we've been far too busy laughing hysterically at you bellends. Please do continue, because the only ones you're hurting here, are yourselves. But anyway viewers, I think that that is all from me and this current fourth wall break moment. So what do you say, that we now get on with the chapter finally, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from Angel Bluebells quite very lengthy fourth wall break, and back to the current situation that had transpired from just after the tail end of chapter 42...

"Okay, so does any other pathetic excuse for a villain want to make themselves known? Or can we just get on with the current situation again? Because I really don't want to have to grind things to a halt, because those such as Jazz Hands and Lumiere, to think that it is somehow comedic, to interrupt the current flow of things!" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say, after she had proceeded to snap at Marco Lumiere near the tail end of chapter 42.

But thankfully, no other villain had decided to reveal themselves. Well, at least for the current moment.

But then...

"My my Bluebell, aren't we the brave one? Isn't that right viewers?" The unmistakable voice of Akeno Himejima had now once again proceeded to say from right behind Angel Bluebell again. Which just after she had addressed Angel Bluebell while turning towards her briefly from just behind her, she had then proceeded to turn her attention forward briefly, in order to briefly address the viewers.

And as for Angel Bluebell? Well she was currently, and once again frozen stiff with fear. And this was further confirmed, by the fact that a sweatdrop had now once again appeared. To which it then proceeded to slightly make its way down one side of her face. Which was where the sweatdrop in question had initially appeared.

And then...

"O-okay Akeno, y-yes, yes, I am. Now can you please step back from behind me by, oh I don't know, a couple of feet?" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say quite nervously back to Akeno in response.

And as for Akeno and her response back to Angel Bluebell...

"Aww, but I am just having so much fun talking to you..." Akeno had now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with. Which she had proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with, in a very seductive and sexy sounding tone. Which rather then it having the effect that Akeno thought it would have on Angel Bluebell. It just wound up sending a very justifiable chill through Angel Bluebells entire body, and it only made her fear Akeno more, then she already did.

But then, and also quite thankfully...

"Hey! Bluebell just told you to back away! Now do as she asks!" Erza Scarlet had now proceeded to say over to Akeno somewhat angrily with. Which even though she still had the third katana between her teeth, Erza had still somehow managed to say this statement of hers, while being almost completely absent of any sort of unrecognizable speech to her voice. Which to be honest, was very impressive.

And then...

"*Akeno now proceeds to let out a very defeated and also depressed sounding sigh from her mouth. To which she then proceeds to speak up again*...Oh Erza, you're no fun. We'll talk later then Bluebell, and the same goes with you viewers as well. So don't go logging off now, okay?...*Akeno proceeds to say this to the viewers, while also proceeding to seductively and sexily wink at the viewers*"

"T-thanks for that Akeno...I think?...Anyway viewers, I think it is now time to get back to the chapter at hand, now then viewers, shall we?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now, getting back to the situation at hand...

"Oh come on, are you seriously going to tell me that all of you are needed to fight against me?!" Raynare had now proceeded to shout out to everyone on my side that was currently present. And Raynare had proceeded to say this statement of hers, with quite an arrogantly sounding tone to her voice.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Not at all Raynare, in fact I think that you'll find that Erza here...*Angel Bluebell proceeded to say this, only for someone to now proceed to speak up, thus once again cutting her off mid sentence. And like most of the other times that this has happened already. One of Angel Bluebells eyes, has now once again started to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for who had gone and decided to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence this time? Well about that...

"Hey Raynare?! Catch!" The unmistakable voice of one Naruto Uzumaki had now proceeded to speak up with. Which was then quickly followed, by Naruto proceeding to pull out one of his many Kunai. To which Naruto then proceeded to chuck this very Kunai towards Raynare.

And then...

"Hey whisker boy? How about you don't announce to me when you're going to attack me?" Raynare had now proceeded to say quite arrogantly and smugly back over to Naruto Uzumaki in response. And this was then followed, by Raynare then proceeding to conjure up yet another one of her lances. To which Raynare then proceeded to throw it at the quickly onrushing Kunai. To which once both projectiles hit one another tip to tip, both then wound up quickly cracking. To which they both then wound up shattering outwards, and then disintegrate into nothing.

But then...

"Oh Raynare, how typical of an arrogant fallen angel such as yourself to not see the forest through the trees! I mean after all Raynare, didn't anyone ever tell you never to take your eyes off of your current opponent?!" Rias Gremory had now proceeded to speak up with quite seductively over to Raynare in response.

And then as if on queue...

"Rias is right you know! As I'm your current opponent!" Erza had now proceeded to say to Raynare quite strongly with. To which she then used the two katana that she had in her hands, to take two separate swings at Raynare. And although both katana did unfortunately wind up missing her, the third one however, didn't. As the third katana, still held quite firmly in Erza Scarlet's mouth with her teeth, wound up landing a direct hit across Raynare's face. And though it didn't kill her, the tip of the third katana, still wound up leaving enough of a scar across the lower right side of her cheek. That was more then enough to cause her considerable pain, and send a pretty strong message to Raynare, about just how in over her head she currently was.

And then, as Raynare proceeded to quickly bring one of her gloved hands towards her face, while also proceeding to scream and howl in immense pain...

"Now then Raynare, do you now finally understand just how in over your head you truly are? And this Raynare I'm afraid, is the end for you! Because I don't allow those who harm my servants, to live!" Rias Gremory had now proceeded to speak up somewhat coldly over to Raynare with. To which she then proceeded to conjure up a dark red orb of energy in her right hand, and then proceeded to begin to launch it at Raynare, that would've wound up killing her.

But strangely, for the first time in what seemed like forever. Angel Bluebell then wound up having several images flash across her current field of vision.

The first, was of Angel Bluebell standing in what appeared to be another area of Academy City, which didn't make any sense, as we were not there at this very moment. But, what wound up sending a huge amount of fear through Angel Bluebells entire body, was what was currently lying around her. But actually not what in this case, but who.

As the ground all around Angel Bluebell, was completely littered with the extremely battle damaged, and clearly dead bodies, of every single one of our allies. Including Wedding Peach, Eternal Sailor Moon, Sakura, and Misaka. Which was more then enough, to get Angel Bluebells attention, as well as send a fearful chill through her entire body once more. And also, this had now proceeded to cause tears, to now start to stream down both sides of Angel Bluebells face.

And as the area around Angel Bluebell went bright white again, she was then met with another shocking an horrifying image. And as for this second image? Well it was the unmistakable form of one Aleister Crowley. "Now do you realize the sheer scope of what your presence has done to your allies?! For it is because of YOU, that your allies now lay dead before you! YOU are the one who is responsible for their deaths! YOU are the one who didn't stop when YOU had the chance to do so! And now YOU, will have to live with this very decision, for the rest of your meaningless existence! Oh, and don't tell a soul of what you have just witnessed, as I will then have no choice, but to kill all of your allies and friends myself!" Crowley had then proceeded to say to Angel Bluebell, while his face was only a few mere inches from hers.

And it was then, that as tears still continued to stream down Angel Bluebells face, that the scene around her then turned a very bright white again. But once the scene around Angel Bluebell had returned to normal, she then wound up taking notice of the fact, that the tears that had been streaming down both sides of her face not but a moment prior, had now simply just disappeared.

And as Angel Bluebell had quickly then proceeded to put both hands to her head. She then quickly realized, that if she wound up allowing Raynare to be killed by Rias, then that would be the catalyst, that would wind up spawning the images of what was to be our supposed future, as well as our resulting deaths.

And so, with this in mind, with Angel Bluebell now proceeding to remove both of her hands from her head...

"Rias wait! Don't kill her!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to shout out to Rias with in response.

Which had now proceeded to have everyone else look at Angel Bluebell as though she was acting crazy. Well, everyone except for Zachary.

But then, and also not surprisingly in the slightest...

"Are you serious right now Bluebell?! Please tell me that you didn't just say that?!" Keiko had now proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell quite angrily with in response.

And then...

"Bluebell, is there something that you're not telling us?" Wedding Peach had now proceeded to ask Angel Bluebell with concern in her current tone.

And before Angel Bluebell could even begin to tell Wedding Peach about what she had just witnessed...

"Oh, and don't tell a soul of what you have just witnessed, as I will then have no choice, but to kill all of your allies and friends myself!" The last sentence of Crowley's statement to Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to reverberate through her mind. And Angel Bluebell just knew, that she just couldn't bring herself to say even a single word about what she had just witnessed in those two images.

Because if Crowley was indeed serious about it, then we were all currently still in very real danger. Because if Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say what it was that she had just witnessed, then Crowley would more then likely kill all of us. And this, had now complicated things. And would now make every future decision that we all would make, as something that would impact not just Angel Bluebells own life and well being, but everyone else on The Four Aces Alliance as well.

"And this viewers, now seems like a good of a place as any, to end this current chapter. Well isn't this just the dangerous situation that I have gotten myself into, huh viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as usual we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 43

Chapter 44: Trials, Tribulations, Checks, And Balances!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again. I know right, it has been quite a while since I have done a fourth wall break by myself for a change hasn't it?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then, enough about that, and let's proceed with the chapter at hand. Oh right, I almost forgot that we need to get to the chapter recap of the last chapter first. So then viewers, what do you say that we get on with that right now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation from the last chapter...

"Actually viewers, there is something that needs to be addressed first before we get into the current upcoming chapter at hand. Hello there viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, it has come to me, Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine's attention. That several very toxic trolls over on Scribble Hub, have been crying over being exposed for being toxic towards these four fics. I mean to be fair viewers, they are clearly very anti-social. When they aren't crying their eyes out about being called out for being toxic. I mean, talk about being hypocritical. Oh, and we have also found out, that Valmond, has been behind the spamming of deliberately toxic low one star ratings on our fanfics. Oh, I'm sorry Valmond, did I hurt your feelings for having justifiably called you out? Well here is my advice, cry about it. Because no matter what you and your toxic troll buddies try to do, with attempting to halt these four fanfics and their progress towards making history. And like Jon Taffer on Bar Rescue, if you attempt to stand in our way, then we will not hesitate to run you trolls over, in order to get these four fanfics to the standard that they need to be at. Want to claim that we're just selling wolf tickets? Then by all means, do please continue to act out of pocket. And we will not hesitate to put you on blast, as you very much deserve to be. But look at it this way, you toxic trolls make for some very entertaining free content. And the bad news for you trolls? There is absolutely nothing you can do, that is going to halt the progress of these four fanfics. Because after all, the viewers have already been notified, that any rating below four stars, is to be ignored. As it is a clear and obvious troll rating. So not sorry that we exposed you trolls, and not sorry either that we use your posts as content for videos. Because as per the law, the only individual who needs to be okay with the content being used, is the person who is uploading said content. So in other words trolls, we don't need any approval from any of you. As basically viewers, it goes like this...'Hey Bluebell, is it alright if I use this content for my own use? Why yes Bluebell, as since you are the one who is uploading it, you don't need any approval from anyone else, including the toxic trolls whose content you're justifiably using.' So viewers, do you now see why trolling has no upside in this sort of situation? So don't be like those clowns, as I think that it should go without saying, that like Johnny Somali, there is zero upside to be doing what these troll are doing over on Scribble Hub. Oh, and Corty? Thanks for letting me know that you have been abusing YouTube's reporting system to try and falsely report our YouTube channel for non existing harassment. I mean really, that's how desperate you trolls are at this stage? You just make it way too easy. Oh, and also, not one of us over here are upset, as we've been far too busy laughing hysterically at you bellends. Please do continue, because the only ones you're hurting here, are yourselves. But anyway viewers, I think that that is all from me and this current fourth wall break moment. So what do you say, that we now get on with the chapter finally, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from Angel Bluebells quite very lengthy fourth wall break, and back to the current situation that had transpired from just after the tail end of chapter 42...

"Okay, so does any other pathetic excuse for a villain want to make themselves known? Or can we just get on with the current situation again? Because I really don't want to have to grind things to a halt, because those such as Jazz Hands and Lumiere, to think that it is somehow comedic, to interrupt the current flow of things!" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say, after she had proceeded to snap at Marco Lumiere near the tail end of chapter 42.

But thankfully, no other villain had decided to reveal themselves. Well, at least for the current moment.

But then...

"My my Bluebell, aren't we the brave one? Isn't that right viewers?" The unmistakable voice of Akeno Himejima had now once again proceeded to say from right behind Angel Bluebell again. Which just after she had addressed Angel Bluebell while turning towards her briefly from just behind her, she had then proceeded to turn her attention forward briefly, in order to briefly address the viewers.

And as for Angel Bluebell? Well she was currently, and once again frozen stiff with fear. And this was further confirmed, by the fact that a sweatdrop had now once again appeared. To which it then proceeded to slightly make its way down one side of her face. Which was where the sweatdrop in question had initially appeared.

And then...

"O-okay Akeno, y-yes, yes, I am. Now can you please step back from behind me by, oh I don't know, a couple of feet?" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say quite nervously back to Akeno in response.

And as for Akeno and her response back to Angel Bluebell...

"Aww, but I am just having so much fun talking to you..." Akeno had now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with. Which she had proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with, in a very seductive and sexy sounding tone. Which rather then it having the effect that Akeno thought it would have on Angel Bluebell. It just wound up sending a very justifiable chill through Angel Bluebells entire body, and it only made her fear Akeno more, then she already did.

But then, and also quite thankfully...

"Hey! Bluebell just told you to back away! Now do as she asks!" Erza Scarlet had now proceeded to say over to Akeno somewhat angrily with. Which even though she still had the third katana between her teeth, Erza had still somehow managed to say this statement of hers, while being almost completely absent of any sort of unrecognizable speech to her voice. Which to be honest, was very impressive.

And then...

"*Akeno now proceeds to let out a very defeated and also depressed sounding sigh from her mouth. To which she then proceeds to speak up again*...Oh Erza, you're no fun. We'll talk later then Bluebell, and the same goes with you viewers as well. So don't go logging off now, okay?...*Akeno proceeds to say this to the viewers, while also proceeding to seductively and sexily wink at the viewers*"

"T-thanks for that Akeno...I think?...Anyway viewers, I think it is now time to get back to the chapter at hand, now then viewers, shall we?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now, getting back to the situation at hand...

"Oh come on, are you seriously going to tell me that all of you are needed to fight against me?!" Raynare had now proceeded to shout out to everyone on my side that was currently present. And Raynare had proceeded to say this statement of hers, with quite an arrogantly sounding tone to her voice.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Not at all Raynare, in fact I think that you'll find that Erza here...*Angel Bluebell proceeded to say this, only for someone to now proceed to speak up, thus once again cutting her off mid sentence. And like most of the other times that this has happened already. One of Angel Bluebells eyes, has now once again started to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for who had gone and decided to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence this time? Well about that...

"Hey Raynare?! Catch!" The unmistakable voice of one Naruto Uzumaki had now proceeded to speak up with. Which was then quickly followed, by Naruto proceeding to pull out one of his many Kunai. To which Naruto then proceeded to chuck this very Kunai towards Raynare.

And then...

"Hey whisker boy? How about you don't announce to me when you're going to attack me?" Raynare had now proceeded to say quite arrogantly and smugly back over to Naruto Uzumaki in response. And this was then followed, by Raynare then proceeding to conjure up yet another one of her lances. To which Raynare then proceeded to throw it at the quickly onrushing Kunai. To which once both projectiles hit one another tip to tip, both then wound up quickly cracking. To which they both then wound up shattering outwards, and then disintegrate into nothing.

But then...

"Oh Raynare, how typical of an arrogant fallen angel such as yourself to not see the forest through the trees! I mean after all Raynare, didn't anyone ever tell you never to take your eyes off of your current opponent?!" Rias Gremory had now proceeded to speak up with quite seductively over to Raynare in response.

And then as if on queue...

"Rias is right you know! As I'm your current opponent!" Erza had now proceeded to say to Raynare quite strongly with. To which she then used the two katana that she had in her hands, to take two separate swings at Raynare. And although both katana did unfortunately wind up missing her, the third one however, didn't. As the third katana, still held quite firmly in Erza Scarlet's mouth with her teeth, wound up landing a direct hit across Raynare's face. And though it didn't kill her, the tip of the third katana, still wound up leaving enough of a scar across the lower right side of her cheek. That was more then enough to cause her considerable pain, and send a pretty strong message to Raynare, about just how in over her head she currently was.

And then, as Raynare proceeded to quickly bring one of her gloved hands towards her face, while also proceeding to scream and howl in immense pain...

"Now then Raynare, do you now finally understand just how in over your head you truly are? And this Raynare I'm afraid, is the end for you! Because I don't allow those who harm my servants, to live!" Rias Gremory had now proceeded to speak up somewhat coldly over to Raynare with. To which she then proceeded to conjure up a dark red orb of energy in her right hand, and then proceeded to begin to launch it at Raynare, that would've wound up killing her.

But strangely, for the first time in what seemed like forever. Angel Bluebell then wound up having several images flash across her current field of vision.

The first, was of Angel Bluebell standing in what appeared to be another area of Academy City, which didn't make any sense, as we were not there at this very moment. But, what wound up sending a huge amount of fear through Angel Bluebells entire body, was what was currently lying around her. But actually not what in this case, but who.

As the ground all around Angel Bluebell, was completely littered with the extremely battle damaged, and clearly dead bodies, of every single one of our allies. Including Wedding Peach, Eternal Sailor Moon, Sakura, and Misaka. Which was more then enough, to get Angel Bluebells attention, as well as send a fearful chill through her entire body once more. And also, this had now proceeded to cause tears, to now start to stream down both sides of Angel Bluebells face.

And as the area around Angel Bluebell went bright white again, she was then met with another shocking an horrifying image. And as for this second image? Well it was the unmistakable form of one Aleister Crowley. "Now do you realize the sheer scope of what your presence has done to your allies?! For it is because of YOU, that your allies now lay dead before you! YOU are the one who is responsible for their deaths! YOU are the one who didn't stop when YOU had the chance to do so! And now YOU, will have to live with this very decision, for the rest of your meaningless existence! Oh, and don't tell a soul of what you have just witnessed, as I will then have no choice, but to kill all of your allies and friends myself!" Crowley had then proceeded to say to Angel Bluebell, while his face was only a few mere inches from hers.

And it was then, that as tears still continued to stream down Angel Bluebells face, that the scene around her then turned a very bright white again. But once the scene around Angel Bluebell had returned to normal, she then wound up taking notice of the fact, that the tears that had been streaming down both sides of her face not but a moment prior, had now simply just disappeared.

And as Angel Bluebell had quickly then proceeded to put both hands to her head. She then quickly realized, that if she wound up allowing Raynare to be killed by Rias, then that would be the catalyst, that would wind up spawning the images of what was to be our supposed future, as well as our resulting deaths.

And so, with this in mind, with Angel Bluebell now proceeding to remove both of her hands from her head...

"Rias wait! Don't kill her!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to shout out to Rias with in response.

Which had now proceeded to have everyone else look at Angel Bluebell as though she was acting crazy. Well, everyone except for Zachary.

But then, and also not surprisingly in the slightest...

"Are you serious right now Bluebell?! Please tell me that you didn't just say that?!" Keiko had now proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell quite angrily with in response.

And then...

"Bluebell, is there something that you're not telling us?" Wedding Peach had now proceeded to ask Angel Bluebell with concern in her current tone.

And before Angel Bluebell could even begin to tell Wedding Peach about what she had just witnessed...

"Oh, and don't tell a soul of what you have just witnessed, as I will then have no choice, but to kill all of your allies and friends myself!" The last sentence of Crowley's statement to Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to reverberate through her mind. And Angel Bluebell just knew, that she just couldn't bring herself to say even a single word about what she had just witnessed in those two images.

Because if Crowley was indeed serious about it, then we were all currently still in very real danger. Because if Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say what it was that she had just witnessed, then Crowley would more then likely kill all of us. And this, had now complicated things. And would now make every future decision that we all would make, as something that would impact not just Angel Bluebells own life and well being, but everyone else on The Four Aces Alliance as well.

"And this viewers, now seems like a good of a place as any, to end this current chapter. Well isn't this just the dangerous situation that I have gotten myself into, huh viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while smiling with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as usual we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation from the last chapter. Which as it currently stood, was not exactly the best. And the reason as to why this was currently the case? Well...

"Bluebell, what happened? And why are you acting like this?" Keiko had now proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell with very clear and obvious concern in her current tone. Which given how Keiko had been acting towards Angel Bluebell at the end of the last chapter? Well that was one of the many quirks so too speak with being in the world of anime. Which as for this instance, was something that by this stage, both Keiko and Angel Bluebell, as well as me for this matter, had all pretty much now become completely numb to witnessing.

But, as for Angel Bluebell and her current demeanor, as well as her current unwillingness to want to say what it was that she had truly seen. With Crowley having threatened her in the way that he had done, and the impact of what would happen if he had the willingness to follow through. I could tell that she just wasn't willing to say anything about it, for fear that Crowley would wind up following through. And so, with this very thing in mind...

"N-nothing happened Keiko, I'm just nervous that's all," Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, as an attempt to try and feign the clear and obvious fact, that she was in fact not fine. And in fact, Angel Bluebell was currently in a somewhat bad way. But interestingly enough, she wasn't the only one, who had been shown the two disturbing images. In fact, it was this fact alone, that would wind up being the very thing, that would wind up keeping Angel Bluebell, and every one of our other allies alive.

And speaking of which...

"Bluebell, it was Crowley wasn't it? He showed you something and said that he would kill all of us if you told anyone of us about it didn't he?" Zachary had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with. And this was without Angel Bluebell having to say anything about it. And then, interestingly enough...

"Wait a sec here Zachary, what are you trying to say? That Crowley threatened Bluebell?" Li had now proceeded to ask over to Zachary in response with. And as for Zachary and his response back to Li...

"Well Li, while it is true that I am not completely positive that this is what happened, let's just call it a magicians intuition of sorts. And if this is in fact what has happened, then we can't risk having Raynare get killed. Because until we know more about what exactly was shown to Bluebell, then we are all going to need to be very careful, on the decisions that we wind up making from here on out. Because something tells me, that we haven't seen the last of Crowley. And..." Zachary had now proceeded to say. Only for an all too familiar something, to then proceed to happen. And as for what this very something was? Well...

"Oh come on really?! And just when I thought that this wasn't going to happen again!" 3rd Seat Ikkaku Madarame had now proceeded to yell out with quite a bit of anger and frustration in his current tone.

And sure enough, just as Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to look over slightly to her right, she was then met by an all too familiar, and currently fast approaching wave, of bright white light. Which, as it then proceeded to wash over all of us. It then once again wound up blinding us all temporarily. But, as Angel Bluebell then managed to quickly glance around her, at all of our allies, she then noticed, that a couple of them, had now once again vanished out of existence. But this time, Angel Bluebell wasn't able to completely make out, as to who it was that had just vanished. But, as the light had then proceeded to slowly die down. To which the scene around Angel Bluebell and everyone else returned to normal. She could then see, that the only allies that had vanished, were Uryu Ishida, Orihime Inoue, and the three main blue reflectors from the Blue Reflection Ray anime canon timeline.

The only question was, that as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to glance around at our present surroundings. She then noticed, that we seemed to now be in another open looking area. And yet, that wasn't the reason as to why Angel Bluebell currently had a look of complete wonder and amazement on her face. In fact, the reason as to why Angel Bluebell had this expression on her face at this very moment, had to do with what was in this very same open looking area, that we had all now wound up in. And as for what was in this open looking area along with all of us? Well you see, about that...

"Hey, who are all of you people and what are you doing here?!" A currently unrecognizable sounding female voice had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with a clear and obvious amount of confusion in their current tone of voice. And also, a hint of what Angel Bluebell was able to pick up, was obvious sounding frustration present in her tone as well.

And, once Angel Bluebell, along with me, Zachary, and Keiko as well, had all proceeded to turn our eyes, towards the source of the female voice in question. Our eyes then proceeded to quickly fall upon a young looking female, with long pink colored hair. Who was also currently wearing a very odd looking school uniform. And, was currently holding what looked like a magic wand in one of her hands. And standing over to her right side, was a young looking male, who was wearing a blue and white striped shirt. And just an all around normal looking outfit.

And it was only then, that me, Zachary, Keiko, and Angel Bluebell, realized exactly where it was that we had ended up. And so, with this now being very much in mind...

"Uhh, well Louise, you see the thing is...Is it alright if I call you Louise?" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say somewhat nervously to the currently very ticked off looking Louise de La Vallière. Or as she was more known as, Louise The Zero. And as for the man that was still currently standing next to her? Well that was her familiar, Saito Hiraga.

But then...

"Alright start talking, just who are you, and how is it that you know my name?!" The now correctly identified, and also now very ticked off Louise de La Vallière, had now proceeded to say, as she also then proceeded, to point her magic wand directly at Angel Bluebell. Which not surprisingly, then wound up attracting the complete attention of everyone of our other allies that were still currently present. And prompted all of them, to then instinctively get into their respective battle ready stances.

And, as a way for Angel Bluebell to now try to diffuse the situation, before it wound up possibly turning into a very huge mess...

"Yea so Louise? I wouldn't do that if I were you, as my allies here don't really take too kindly to having you threaten me with that wand of yours. So why don't you just put that away..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for Louise to then proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence.

And as for her response back to Angel Bluebell? Well about that...

"Shut up Baka! You're not in any position to tell me what to do!" Louise now proceeded to yell back to Angel Bluebell quite loudly with in response. Which was just as she proceeded to quickly flick her wand in a single direction. And as the tip of her wand then proceeded to briefly glow for a brief second. This was then followed, by a very big explosion, as a huge cloud of smoke and dust, then proceeded to quickly form around both Louise, and Saito. And once the smoke had dissipated after a few seconds, Louise was then seen again. The only difference now, was that her school uniform, was all dusty, torn in some places, and a bit of black dirt was now on her face from the blast of the explosion. And Louise's eyes, had now become two small black dots.

"Well viewers, I think that that was to be expected. I mean after all, Louise isn't nicknamed 'The Zero,' for no reason. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But as usual viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 44

Chapter 45: One Mustn't Give Into Temptation!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: July 1, 2019


Okay, so getting back to the current situation from the last chapter. Which as it currently stood, was not exactly the best. And the reason as to why this was currently the case? Well...

"Bluebell, what happened? And why are you acting like this?" Keiko had now proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell with very clear and obvious concern in her current tone. Which given how Keiko had been acting towards Angel Bluebell at the end of the last chapter? Well that was one of the many quirks so too speak with being in the world of anime. Which as for this instance, was something that by this stage, both Keiko and Angel Bluebell, as well as me for this matter, had all pretty much now become completely numb to witnessing.

But, as for Angel Bluebell and her current demeanor, as well as her current unwillingness to want to say what it was that she had truly seen. With Crowley having threatened her in the way that he had done, and the impact of what would happen if he had the willingness to follow through. I could tell that she just wasn't willing to say anything about it, for fear that Crowley would wind up following through. And so, with this very thing in mind...

"N-nothing happened Keiko, I'm just nervous that's all," Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, as an attempt to try and feign the clear and obvious fact, that she was in fact not fine. And in fact, Angel Bluebell was currently in a somewhat bad way. But interestingly enough, she wasn't the only one, who had been shown the two disturbing images. In fact, it was this fact alone, that would wind up being the very thing, that would wind up keeping Angel Bluebell, and every one of our other allies alive.

And speaking of which...

"Bluebell, it was Crowley wasn't it? He showed you something and said that he would kill all of us if you told anyone of us about it didn't he?" Zachary had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with. And this was without Angel Bluebell having to say anything about it. And then, interestingly enough...

"Wait a sec here Zachary, what are you trying to say? That Crowley threatened Bluebell?" Li had now proceeded to ask over to Zachary in response with. And as for Zachary and his response back to Li...

"Well Li, while it is true that I am not completely positive that this is what happened, let's just call it a magicians intuition of sorts. And if this is in fact what has happened, then we can't risk having Raynare get killed. Because until we know more about what exactly was shown to Bluebell, then we are all going to need to be very careful, on the decisions that we wind up making from here on out. Because something tells me, that we haven't seen the last of Crowley. And..." Zachary had now proceeded to say. Only for an all too familiar something, to then proceed to happen. And as for what this very something was? Well...

"Oh come on really?! And just when I thought that this wasn't going to happen again!" 3rd Seat Ikkaku Madarame had now proceeded to yell out with quite a bit of anger and frustration in his current tone.

And sure enough, just as Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to look over slightly to her right, she was then met by an all too familiar, and currently fast approaching wave, of bright white light. Which, as it then proceeded to wash over all of us. It then once again wound up blinding us all temporarily. But, as Angel Bluebell then managed to quickly glance around her, at all of our allies, she then noticed, that a couple of them, had now once again vanished out of existence. But this time, Angel Bluebell wasn't able to completely make out, as to who it was that had just vanished. But, as the light had then proceeded to slowly die down. To which the scene around Angel Bluebell and everyone else returned to normal. She could then see, that the only allies that had vanished, were Uryu Ishida, Orihime Inoue, and the three main blue reflectors from the Blue Reflection Ray anime canon timeline.

The only question was, that as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to glance around at our present surroundings. She then noticed, that we seemed to now be in another open looking area. And yet, that wasn't the reason as to why Angel Bluebell currently had a look of complete wonder and amazement on her face. In fact, the reason as to why Angel Bluebell had this expression on her face at this very moment, had to do with what was in this very same open looking area, that we had all now wound up in. And as for what was in this open looking area along with all of us? Well you see, about that...

"Hey, who are all of you people and what are you doing here?!" A currently unrecognizable sounding female voice had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with a clear and obvious amount of confusion in their current tone of voice. And also, a hint of what Angel Bluebell was able to pick up, was obvious sounding frustration present in her tone as well.

And, once Angel Bluebell, along with me, Zachary, and Keiko as well, had all proceeded to turn our eyes, towards the source of the female voice in question. Our eyes then proceeded to quickly fall upon a young looking female, with long pink colored hair. Who was also currently wearing a very odd looking school uniform. And, was currently holding what looked like a magic wand in one of her hands. And standing over to her right side, was a young looking male, who was wearing a blue and white striped shirt. And just an all around normal looking outfit.

And it was only then, that me, Zachary, Keiko, and Angel Bluebell, realized exactly where it was that we had ended up. And so, with this now being very much in mind...

"Uhh, well Louise, you see the thing is...Is it alright if I call you Louise?" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say somewhat nervously to the currently very ticked off looking Louise de La Vallière. Or as she was more known as, Louise The Zero. And as for the man that was still currently standing next to her? Well that was her familiar, Saito Hiraga.

But then...

"Alright start talking, just who are you, and how is it that you know my name?!" The now correctly identified, and also now very ticked off Louise de La Vallière, had now proceeded to say, as she also then proceeded, to point her magic wand directly at Angel Bluebell. Which not surprisingly, then wound up attracting the complete attention of everyone of our other allies that were still currently present. And prompted all of them, to then instinctively get into their respective battle ready stances.

And, as a way for Angel Bluebell to now try to diffuse the situation, before it wound up possibly turning into a very huge mess...

"Yea so Louise? I wouldn't do that if I were you, as my allies here don't really take too kindly to having you threaten me with that wand of yours. So why don't you just put that away..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for Louise to then proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence.

And as for her response back to Angel Bluebell? Well about that...

"Shut up Baka! You're not in any position to tell me what to do!" Louise now proceeded to yell back to Angel Bluebell quite loudly with in response. Which was just as she proceeded to quickly flick her wand in a single direction. And as the tip of her wand then proceeded to briefly glow for a brief second. This was then followed, by a very big explosion, as a huge cloud of smoke and dust, then proceeded to quickly form around both Louise, and Saito. And once the smoke had dissipated after a few seconds, Louise was then seen again. The only difference now, was that her school uniform, was all dusty, torn in some places, and a bit of black dirt was now on her face from the blast of the explosion. And Louise's eyes, had now become two small black dots.

"Well viewers, I think that that was to be expected. I mean after all, Louise isn't nicknamed 'The Zero,' for no reason. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But as usual viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: Sometime In The Year 6243


Okay, so getting back to the current situation, that had just gone and transpired at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Oh, well that was incredibly disappointing. I was sort of hoping that there was going to be a much larger explosion then that," Misaki Shokuhou now wound up speaking up with saying in regard to Louise's 'explosive result,' that had caused her own spell to essentially backfire on her.

But then, and yet also not surprisingly in even the slightest bit...

"Shokuhou, correct me if I'm wrong on this, but aren't you the very same Misaki Shokuhou, whose own Exterior Project wound up getting us all involved in this entire mess with both Gensei and Crowley in the first place?!" Misaka then wound up responding back over to Shokuhou with. Which Misaka had proceeded to say back over to Shokuhou, while she was displaying a very smug looking expression and smirk on her face. And not surprisingly, had now made even Angel Bluebell look impressed with her.

"I mean after all viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I mean after all viewers, but it would seem as though Misaka has taken a page of sorts out of me and Keiko's 'playbooks of smugness and wittiness,' so too speak. And no viewers, you're not allowed to use that as a name or title for one of your stories! Sike, of course you can use it! I mean after all viewers, the last time that I checked, I'm don't have an ego problem like those of MrBeast, KSI, Logan Paul, Jake Paul, Adin Ross, KEEMstar, Jack Dork, YaNike, Vitaly, Johnny Somali, etcetera, etcetera. And also viewers, while I still have the current moment to do so...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to now once again to proceed to go and cut her off mid fourth wall break. Which like most of all of the other times that this has happened, this has now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now proceed to start visibly start twitching again*"

And as for who it was that had now decided to cut Angel Bluebell off midway through her current fourth wall break moment? Well, it wasn't from anyone of our allies that were still currently present after the wave of bright white colored light had proceeded to wash over and blind us all temporarily. Before having then proceeded to transport us to the Familiar Of Zero anime canon timeline. But with regard to who this person was that had chosen to cut Angel Bluebell off while she was still midway through her current fourth wall break? Well about that...

"Pardon the interruption, but you there, the one with the long blue hair? So you're able to talk to the viewers?" A currently unrecognizable and yet also very kind and angelic sounding female voice had now proceeded to speak up over to Angel Bluebell with out of seemingly nowhere.

And, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to turn her light blue eyes towards the source of the female voice in question. Her light blue eyes, then proceeded to fall upon a young looking female. Who even though she was currently wearing the same school uniform as Louise. There was a big difference as to how this female in question looked in this uniform of hers. In fact, there were two very big reasons. And as for what these two very big reasons were? Well...

"Oh great, another chick who has clearly not properly proportioned..." I had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere, with a bit of spite in my current tone of voice.

But, with Angel Bluebell still wanting to still keep these four fanfics as family friendly as possible...

"Cat, I don't want to hear you finish that statement of yours! These four fanfics are to remain family friendly! So not another word of that sentence of yours!" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say over to me with in response. And this was since Angel Bluebell already knew all too well, as to what the next word of my sentence was going to be.

And thankfully...

"Alright fine Bluebell! You know that you can be a real buzzkill sometimes, you know that?!" I had now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with. Which I had also proceeded to say, following me having proceeded to let out a very defeated and saddened sounding sigh from my mouth.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Yes indeed Cat, and I wouldn't change it for anyone," Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back to me in response with. Which Angel Bluebell had also proceeded this very same statement of hers, while she also proceeded to cheekily and smugly smile, while she had both of her light blue eyes closed.

"And you really just love saying that, don't you Bluebell?! I mean to be honest viewers, though she can sometimes get on my nerves. I really do feel as though these four fanfics, deserve to be adapted into their own mega anime crossover. I mean after all viewers, the only thing that would've held this back from happening, would've been any sort of copyright issues with the anime industry not wanting to use these four fanfics due to that being the case. But, since the four of us are offering these four fics to the anime industry, that shouldn't be a problem. So, to OLM, VizMedia, and any of the other companies that own the 36 current different forms of anime in these four fanfics. If there was ever a time for you all to work on adapting these four fanfics, then now would be a good time for you all to do so. And so viewers, with this in mind, let us now get back to the current chapter at hand now, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

But then...

"Damn it, I mustn't give in to temptation! A guy like me doesn't give into temptation!" The now unmistakable voice of one Ichigo Kurosaki. Who was still in his soul reaper form, had now proceeded to shout out quite audibly. While at this very same moment, he currently had both of his hands over his eyes. But, since he was still visibly peeking through the spaces between his fingers, this pretty much defeated the purpose, of him placing his hands over his eyes.

And sure enough, as a way to help hammer this clear and obvious fact home...

"Then why are you still peeking through your fingers?" Rukia Kuchiki had now proceeded to say over to Ichigo with in response. Which Rukia Kuchiki had also proceeded to say over to Ichigo with in response, while she was currently displaying her all too familiar deadpanned looking expression.

And then...

"Rukia does have a point there Ichigo. I mean, you act as though you've never seen a girl with..." Yoruichi Shihouin had now proceeded with chiming in with saying to Ichigo with. Only for Yoruichi, to then be cut off mid sentence.

"Okay I get it, can we move on now please?!" Ichigo now proceeded to yell out loud back to both Rukia and Yoruichi with in response.

And then...

"Well that was predictable of Ichigo," Keiko had now proceeded to say in response to the situation that had just played out.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her overall thoughts on what had just happened...

"Okay, so anyway viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, let me now properly welcome you all, to the land of Halkeginia. And also, let me now also introduce, the one and only Tiffania Westwood. And yes viewers, she is an elf, with two very big reasons to want to pay attention to her. But we will just gloss over that for the time being. As this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 45

Chapter 46: A Wafting Odor Of Parfum!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: Sometime In The Year 6243


Okay, so getting back to the current situation, that had just gone and transpired at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Oh, well that was incredibly disappointing. I was sort of hoping that there was going to be a much larger explosion then that," Misaki Shokuhou now wound up speaking up with saying in regard to Louise's 'explosive result,' that had caused her own spell to essentially backfire on her.

But then, and yet also not surprisingly in even the slightest bit...

"Shokuhou, correct me if I'm wrong on this, but aren't you the very same Misaki Shokuhou, whose own Exterior Project wound up getting us all involved in this entire mess with both Gensei and Crowley in the first place?!" Misaka then wound up responding back over to Shokuhou with. Which Misaka had proceeded to say back over to Shokuhou, while she was displaying a very smug looking expression and smirk on her face. And not surprisingly, had now made even Angel Bluebell look impressed with her.

"I mean after all viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I mean after all viewers, but it would seem as though Misaka has taken a page of sorts out of me and Keiko's 'playbooks of smugness and wittiness,' so too speak. And no viewers, you're not allowed to use that as a name or title for one of your stories! Sike, of course you can use it! I mean after all viewers, the last time that I checked, I'm don't have an ego problem like those of MrBeast, KSI, Logan Paul, Jake Paul, Adin Ross, KEEMstar, Jack Dork, YaNike, Vitaly, Johnny Somali, etcetera, etcetera. And also viewers, while I still have the current moment to do so...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to now once again to proceed to go and cut her off mid fourth wall break. Which like most of all of the other times that this has happened, this has now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now proceed to start visibly start twitching again*"

And as for who it was that had now decided to cut Angel Bluebell off midway through her current fourth wall break moment? Well, it wasn't from anyone of our allies that were still currently present after the wave of bright white colored light had proceeded to wash over and blind us all temporarily. Before having then proceeded to transport us to the Familiar Of Zero anime canon timeline. But with regard to who this person was that had chosen to cut Angel Bluebell off while she was still midway through her current fourth wall break? Well about that...

"Pardon the interruption, but you there, the one with the long blue hair? So you're able to talk to the viewers?" A currently unrecognizable and yet also very kind and angelic sounding female voice had now proceeded to speak up over to Angel Bluebell with out of seemingly nowhere.

And, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to turn her light blue eyes towards the source of the female voice in question. Her light blue eyes, then proceeded to fall upon a young looking female. Who even though she was currently wearing the same school uniform as Louise. There was a big difference as to how this female in question looked in this uniform of hers. In fact, there were two very big reasons. And as for what these two very big reasons were? Well...

"Oh great, another chick who has clearly not properly proportioned..." I had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere, with a bit of spite in my current tone of voice.

But, with Angel Bluebell still wanting to still keep these four fanfics as family friendly as possible...

"Cat, I don't want to hear you finish that statement of yours! These four fanfics are to remain family friendly! So not another word of that sentence of yours!" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say over to me with in response. And this was since Angel Bluebell already knew all too well, as to what the next word of my sentence was going to be.

And thankfully...

"Alright fine Bluebell! You know that you can be a real buzzkill sometimes, you know that?!" I had now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with. Which I had also proceeded to say, following me having proceeded to let out a very defeated and saddened sounding sigh from my mouth.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Yes indeed Cat, and I wouldn't change it for anyone," Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back to me in response with. Which Angel Bluebell had also proceeded this very same statement of hers, while she also proceeded to cheekily and smugly smile, while she had both of her light blue eyes closed.

"And you really just love saying that, don't you Bluebell?! I mean to be honest viewers, though she can sometimes get on my nerves. I really do feel as though these four fanfics, deserve to be adapted into their own mega anime crossover. I mean after all viewers, the only thing that would've held this back from happening, would've been any sort of copyright issues with the anime industry not wanting to use these four fanfics due to that being the case. But, since the four of us are offering these four fics to the anime industry, that shouldn't be a problem. So, to OLM, VizMedia, and any of the other companies that own the 36 current different forms of anime in these four fanfics. If there was ever a time for you all to work on adapting these four fanfics, then now would be a good time for you all to do so. And so viewers, with this in mind, let us now get back to the current chapter at hand now, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

But then...

"Damn it, I mustn't give in to temptation! A guy like me doesn't give into temptation!" The now unmistakable voice of one Ichigo Kurosaki. Who was still in his soul reaper form, had now proceeded to shout out quite audibly. While at this very same moment, he currently had both of his hands over his eyes. But, since he was still visibly peeking through the spaces between his fingers, this pretty much defeated the purpose, of him placing his hands over his eyes.

And sure enough, as a way to help hammer this clear and obvious fact home...

"Then why are you still peeking through your fingers?" Rukia Kuchiki had now proceeded to say over to Ichigo with in response. Which Rukia Kuchiki had also proceeded to say over to Ichigo with in response, while she was currently displaying her all too familiar deadpanned looking expression.

And then...

"Rukia does have a point there Ichigo. I mean, you act as though you've never seen a girl with..." Yoruichi Shihouin had now proceeded with chiming in with saying to Ichigo with. Only for Yoruichi, to then be cut off mid sentence.

"Okay I get it, can we move on now please?!" Ichigo now proceeded to yell out loud back to both Rukia and Yoruichi with in response.

And then...

"Well that was predictable of Ichigo," Keiko had now proceeded to say in response to the situation that had just played out.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her overall thoughts on what had just happened...

"Okay, so anyway viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, let me now properly welcome you all, to the land of Halkeginia. And also, let me now also introduce, the one and only Tiffania Westwood. And yes viewers, she is an elf, with two very big reasons to want to pay attention to her. But we will just gloss over that for the time being. As this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: Sometime In The Year 6243


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand from the tail end of the previous chapter. Which as it happened, was comprised of the following...

"Wait, so Louise here is known as 'The Zero?' Well seeing as how she just kind of blew herself up with the use of her own magical wands magic spell, I guess that is quite a pretty justifiable nickname for Little Miss Pinkie Pint Size here..." Revy had now proceeded to say in reference to Louise, and how she had gone and blown herself up right near the end of chapter 43. Which as usual, Revy had proceeded to say this statement of hers, while also proceeding to give off one of her signature devilish looking smirks. That now that Angel Bluebell had been given a chance to look at her more closely. She now realized, that I, was indeed the spitting image of Revy. As both of our devilish looking smirks, coupled with our very attractive looking physique. Really did make both me and Revy, along with Balalaika, and of course Roberta, as the four most feared and dangerous woman, in the Black Lagoon canon anime timeline.

And as for Angel Bluebell, as she was now having a bit of trouble, with trying not to crack up, or burst out audibly laughing...

"Now now Two Hands...*Angel Bluebell proceeds say this part of her statement. To which she then tires to say the rest of her current statement, only to then start audibly snickering. As Angel Bluebell is now currently trying her hardest, with trying not to suddenly burst out laughing at Revy's quite hilarious quip of a statement that she had just gone and said out of seemingly nowhere*...I mean after all viewers, we don't want to make Louise here too upset. I after all viewers...*Angel Bluebell now tries to proceed to try and say, this, only for someone to now proceed to speak up. And like the last time, had now gone and cut Angel Bluebell off mid fourth wall break. Which like most of the other times that this had happened. This had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for who it was that had decided to cut Angel Bluebell off partway through her fourth wall break this time around? Well interestingly enough, it was from someone, who had not yet debuted in any of these four fanfics yet. Because as for who this individual was...

"Pardon the sudden interruption here my fair looking bunch of beautiful ladies. But I seem to have lost sight of someone, would you be so kind as to help me with...Oh hey Erza, long time no see. For how could I forget such a beautiful man," A very manly and yet also very weird sounding male voice, had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. Andas for Angel Bluebell? Well she didn't even need to turn around, to know who this voice belonged to.

And so, with this thought on Angel Bluebells mind...

"Oh no, are you seriously for real right now?! Hey Ichiya?! How about you do as Biff said in Back To The Future, and just make like a tree, and get out of here?! Hey Erza, if you want to get rid of creepy Ichiya here, I won't stop you! As to be quite honest at this time Ichiya, no one really wants to be smelling your odor of Parfum right now! Because like Erza viewers, Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say, while a very creeping feeling chill, had now also proceeded, to make its way up her spine and throughout her entire body. And during this very same statement of mine, Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to briefly and slightly turn her attention and eyesight, slightly and briefly to the right of her. Which Angel Bluebell had gone and done, in order for me to briefly address the viewers.

But then...

"I mean really Ichiya, you couldn't wait a few more seconds for me to catch up to you? Because in case you haven't realized, that unlike my brother Al, I can't really run as fast as you can!" Another now currently unrecognizable sounding male voice, had now proceeded to shout out quite loudly with, out of seemingly nowhere.

But, while no one else, save for Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, and Alphonse Elric, knew of who he was. Angel Bluebell along with Roy, Riza, and Al, also knew who he was. And as for who he was...

"Ah Fullmetal, I see that you finally managed to make it here. Good thing too, as I was wondering if you were ever going to get here, you know what with you being so short," Roy Mustang had now proceeded to say, over in response to the one and only Edward Elric, or as he was more famously known as, the Fullmetal Alchemist.

And then, but also not at all surprising in even the slightest bit...

"Hey, I am not little! I can't help being so short, that is something that you know that all too well flame boy!" Edward Elric had now proceeded to yell back over to Roy Mustang with in response.

And it was only then, that a sweatdrop, had now proceeded to form on one side of Angel Bluebells face. To which it then proceeded, to slowly make its way a little bit of a way down the very same side of Angel Bluebell face, that it had first appeared one.

"Well, that was certainly very predictable just then, now wasn't it viewers? Angel Bluebell here Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And more importantly viewers, let me now welcome and properly introduce, Edward Elric, the one and only Fullmetal Alchemist. Who as for obvious reasons, will not be voiced by the very controversial Vic Mignogna, but by Johnny Yong Bosch instead. I just feel that with what Vic Mignogna has gone and done, he doesn't have the right to be part of these four fanfics in any such way, when they do finally wind up getting adapted by the anime industry, into canon anime show adaptations. And also, and yet quite sadly I'm afraid, let me now also introduce, one Ichiya Vandalay Kotobuki...*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to say this, only to hear an unmistakable loud noise, associated with someone being kicked really suddenly and also very hard. Which is then followed by the unmistakable sound of Ichiya screaming, as he is then launched into the air, into the sky, and out of sight, at least for the time being. As Erza has indeed just gone, and kicked Ichiya so hard, that he wound up soaring into the sky, and out of sight for the time being*...Thank you Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this over to Erza, who is currently already standing within the frame of shot. Since when she had gone and kicked Ichiya, it was while they were both in the Angel Bluebell now proceeds to speak up again. Once Erza, had proceeded to turn slightly towards Angel Bluebell, while also proceeding to give Angel Bluebell a closed eyes smile. To which Erza then proceeded, to walk out of shot. And only then, did Angel Bluebell then proceed to look at her as well, only with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner. And this is even though she had already gone and walked out of the Angel Bluebell then proceeds to turn her attention forward again, and also open both of her eyes again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 46

Chapter 47: The Strong Arm Alchemist!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: Sometime In The Year 6243


Okay, so getting back to the current situation at hand from the tail end of the previous chapter. Which as it happened, was comprised of the following...

"Wait, so Louise here is known as 'The Zero?' Well seeing as how she just kind of blew herself up with the use of her own magical wands magic spell, I guess that is quite a pretty justifiable nickname for Little Miss Pinkie Pint Size here..." Revy had now proceeded to say in reference to Louise, and how she had gone and blown herself up right near the end of chapter 213. Which as usual, Revy had proceeded to say this statement of hers, while also proceeding to give off one of her signature devilish looking smirks. That now that Angel Bluebell had been given a chance to look at her more closely. She now realized, that I, was indeed the spitting image of Revy. As both of our devilish looking smirks, coupled with our very attractive looking physique. Really did make both me and Revy, along with Balalaika, and of course Roberta, as the four most feared and dangerous woman, in the Black Lagoon canon anime timeline.

And as for Angel Bluebell, as she was now having a bit of trouble, with trying not to crack up, or burst out audibly laughing...

"Now now Two Hands...*Angel Bluebell proceeds say this part of her statement. To which she then tries to say the rest of her current statement, only to then start audibly snickering. As Angel Bluebell is now currently trying her hardest, with trying not to suddenly burst out laughing at Revy's quite hilarious quip of a statement that she had just gone and said out of seemingly nowhere*...I mean after all viewers, we don't want to make Louise here too upset. I after all viewers...*Angel Bluebell now tries to proceed to try and say this, only for someone to now proceed to speak up. And like the last time, had now gone and cut Angel Bluebell off mid fourth wall break. Which like most of the other times that this had happened. This had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for who it was that had decided to cut Angel Bluebell off partway through her fourth wall break this time around? Well interestingly enough, it was from someone, who had not yet debuted in any of these four fanfics yet. Because as for who this individual was...

"Pardon the sudden interruption here my fair looking bunch of beautiful ladies. But I seem to have lost sight of someone, would you be so kind as to help me with...Oh hey Erza, long time no see. For how could I forget such a beautiful man," A very manly and yet also very weird sounding male voice, had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. And as for Angel Bluebell? Well she didn't even need to turn around, to know who this voice belonged to.

And so, with this thought on Angel Bluebells mind...

"Oh no, are you seriously for real right now?! Hey Ichiya?! How about you do as Biff said in Back To The Future, and just make like a tree, and get out of here?! Hey Erza, if you want to get rid of creepy Ichiya here, I won't stop you! As to be quite honest at this time Ichiya, no one really wants to be smelling your odor of Parfum right now! Because like Erza viewers, Ichiya here, also give me the creeps!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say, while a very creeping feeling chill, had now also proceeded, to make its way up Angel Bluebells spine and throughout her entire body. And during this very same statement of hers, Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to briefly and slightly turn her attention and eyesight, slightly and briefly to the right of her. Which Angel Bluebell had gone and done, in order for her to briefly address the viewers.

But then...

"I mean really Ichiya, you couldn't wait a few more seconds for me to catch up to you? Because in case you haven't realized, that unlike my brother Al, I can't really run as fast as you can!" Another now currently unrecognizable sounding male voice, had now proceeded to shout out quite loudly with, out of seemingly nowhere.

But, while no one else, save for Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye, and Alphonse Elric, knew of who he was. Angel Bluebell along with Roy, Riza, and Al, also knew who he was. And as for who he was...

"Ah Fullmetal, I see that you finally managed to make it here. Good thing too, as I was wondering if you were ever going to get here, you know what with you being so short," Roy Mustang had now proceeded to say, over in response to the one and only Edward Elric, or as he was more famously known as, the Fullmetal Alchemist.

And then, but also not at all surprising in even the slightest bit...

"Hey, I am not little! I can't help being so short, that is something that you know that all too well flame boy!" Edward Elric had now proceeded to yell back over to Roy Mustang with in response.

And it was only then, that a sweatdrop, had now proceeded to form on one side of Angel Bluebells face. To which it then proceeded, to slowly make its way a little bit of a way down the very same side of Angel Bluebell face, that it had first appeared one.

"Well, that was certainly very predictable just then, now wasn't it viewers? Angel Bluebell here Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And more importantly viewers, let me now welcome and properly introduce, Edward Elric, the one and only Fullmetal Alchemist. Who as for obvious reasons, will not be voiced by the very controversial Vic Mignogna, but by Johnny Yong Bosch instead. I just feel that with what Vic Mignogna has gone and done, he doesn't have the right to be part of these four fanfics in any such way, when they do finally wind up getting adapted by the anime industry, into canon anime show adaptations. And also, and yet quite sadly I'm afraid, let me now also introduce, one Ichiya Vandalay Kotobuki...*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to say this, only to hear an unmistakable loud noise, associated with someone being kicked really suddenly and also very hard. Which is then followed by the unmistakable sound of Ichiya screaming, as he is then launched into the air, into the sky, and out of sight, at least for the time being. As Erza has indeed just gone, and kicked Ichiya so hard, that he wound up soaring into the sky, and out of sight for the time being*...Thank you Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this over to Erza, who is currently already standing within the frame of shot. Since when she had gone and kicked Ichiya, it was while they were both in the Angel Bluebell now proceeds to speak up again. Once Erza, had proceeded to turn slightly towards Angel Bluebell, while also proceeding to give Angel Bluebell a closed eyes smile. To which Erza then proceeded, to walk out of shot. And only then, did Angel Bluebell then proceed to look at her as well, only with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner. And this is even though she had already gone and walked out of the Angel Bluebell then proceeds to turn her attention forward again, and also open both of her eyes again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: Sometime In The Year 6243


Okay, so getting right back into the oncoming and imminent fight against our next opponent. But first, what with getting right back into the current situation, that had transpired at the tail end of chapter 46. Which in this case was, well you see, about that...

"Okay, so what was up with that guy who Erza kicked off into the distance exactly? Because like he both sounded and looked kind of creepy," Clover had now proceeded to ask with regard to her currently lingering question as to who Ichiya was exactly. And of course, as a way to help clear up any sort of confusion, that Clover, Sam, Alex, or anyone else here had with regard to who Ichiya was...

"Well Clover, it is actually quite simple. As Ichiya, however creepy he is to Erza. No offense of course Erza," Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say in response. Which while Angel Bluebell had said this, she had also proceeded to turn her attention briefly over to Erza, in order to let her know, that Angel Bluebell meant absolutely no offense to what she had just said.

And thankfully...

"No problem at all Bluebell, please continue," Erza had now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell with in response. Which during when Erza had said this very same statement of hers. She had also proceeded, to give off a small smile. Which she did, in order to let Angel Bluebell know, that Erza wasn't at all offended by what Angel Bluebell had just said, with regard to her statement. And with this current bit of knowing relief on Angel Bluebells mind for the moment. Angel Bluebell then proceeded, to take another somewhat deep breath, briefly clear her throat. To which Angel Bluebell then continued to give her explanation, to everyone else that was still present.

"But anyway minna, Ichiya belong to a guild by the name of Blue Pegasus. And before any of the Senshi try to ask me if it has anything to do with Helios. I am just going to say right now, that it has nothing to do with Helios. I mean after all viewers, the Dead Moon Circus, was all but wiped out quite a few years ago. You know the arc right viewers, what with it being season 4? But anyways minna, the long story short here, is that someone like Ichiya is to the country of Fiore. What someone like...*Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for someone to now proceed to speak up, from just out of the current frame of shot. Which even though it had caused Angel Bluebell to be suddenly cut off mid statement and explanation. Neither of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes had proceeded to twitch at all this time*"

And as for why this was currently the case. But more importantly, as with regard to who it was, that had decided to go and speak up, and and thus cut Angel Bluebell off mid statement and explanation? Well you see, about that...

"Pardon the intrusion, and I am also terribly sorry to have to go and interrupt you partway through your conversation at the current moment. But, have any of you by any chance seen my sister? Oh and that I see that Ed, Lieutenant Hawkeye, and Colonel Mustang are already here as well. Now then..." A currently very strong sounding male voice had now proceeded to say this statement of theirs over to Angel Bluebell with.

And realizing exactly who it was that the voice belonged to, and with this very same sudden realization of mine now very much in mind. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to briefly turn her attention around, and towards the source of the male voice in question. And sure enough, Angel Bluebells light blue eyes fell upon a very tall looking male, who was sporting an equally large frame of exceptionally sculpted and well defined muscles. While his physique was currently barely hidden beneath his uniform. It seemed as though all that he needed to do was simply flex all of his muscles at once. And just this alone, would wind up tearing his garments to threads. And would thus leave him shirtless and bulging.

His complexion was also rather light in comparison to Roy, Riza, and Edward. And yet like Riza and Edward, he also seemed to have blond hair. And yet, his head was still almost completely bald, save for a single lock of curly blond hair hanging from just above his brow. His eyebrows too, were bare of hair, and he was also currently sporting, a thick, blond handlebar mustache. Which also seemed to be hiding his mouth. And though these characteristics gave him a rather menacing visage. His eyes were still blue and kind looking, with notably long eyelashes. And as for who he was...

"Ah, so I take it that you are Major Alex Louis Armstrong then? Which by the way viewers, as I am sure that all of you Fullmetal Alchemist - Brotherhood fans already know him more as, 'The Strong Arm Alchemist.' But as for your sister Major, I haven't even the foggiest idea as to where..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back over, to the now correctly identified Major Alex Louis Armstrong with in response.

The only trouble was, that someone else had now proceeded to interject into Angel Bluebells current conversation with Major Alex Louis Armstrong. And as for who it was that had decided to go and interrupt Angel Bluebell this time? Well about that...

"Oh wow, he is just so dreamy!" Alex had now proceeded to speak up with out of seemingly nowhere with. Which not surprisingly, had now caused a sweatdrop to once again appear on one side of Angel Bluebells face. To which this very same sweatdrop, now proceeded to slowly slide, and make its way partway down the very same side of Angel Bluebells face, that it had first appeared on.

And then...

"Uhh wait, why is the ground shaking all of the sudden?!" Lucy Heartfilia had now proceeded to yell somewhat loudly out of seemingly nowhere with.

Which upon Angel Bluebell, along with everyone else, now proceeding to look slightly over to our immediate lefts. Angel Bluebell then realized exactly why the ground was now currently shaking as it was. As there directly in front of Angel Bluebells current field of vision, was what appeared to be a big hulking looking creature of sorts. And once Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to run the enemies that we had fought against back in the Akame Ga Kill canon anime timeline. She then realized, that while we did eliminate most of the Homunculi, we had actually missed one of them. Which as it turned out, what with the current hulking creature slowly lumbering its way towards us, was the Homunculus Sloth.

"*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to let out a very unhappy and displeased sounding sigh from her mouth. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to speak up*...Well viewers, I figured that we might have missed an opponent back in the FMAB anime canon timeline. Who in this case, was Homunculus known as Sloth. Oh right, Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So yeah, it looks like the next chapter, is going to be us finishing the job with regard to our battle with the Homunculi. Because as of right now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 47

Chapter 48: Father Can You Hear Me?

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: Sometime In The Year 6243


Okay, so getting right back into the oncoming and imminent fight against our next opponent. But first, what with getting right back into the current situation, that had transpired at the tail end of chapter 46. Which in this case was, well you see, about that...

"Okay, so what was up with that guy who Erza kicked off into the distance exactly? Because like he both sounded and looked kind of creepy," Clover had now proceeded to ask with regard to her currently lingering question as to who Ichiya was exactly. And of course, as a way to help clear up any sort of confusion, that Clover, Sam, Alex, or anyone else here had with regard to who Ichiya was...

"Well Clover, it is actually quite simple. As Ichiya, however creepy he is to Erza. No offense of course Erza," Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say in response. Which while Angel Bluebell had said this, she had also proceeded to turn her attention briefly over to Erza, in order to let her know, that Angel Bluebell meant absolutely no offense to what she had just said.

And thankfully...

"No problem at all Bluebell, please continue," Erza had now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell with in response. Which during when Erza had said this very same statement of hers. She had also proceeded, to give off a small smile. Which she did, in order to let Angel Bluebell know, that Erza wasn't at all offended by what Angel Bluebell had just said, with regard to her statement. And with this current bit of knowing relief on Angel Bluebells mind for the moment. Angel Bluebell then proceeded, to take another somewhat deep breath, briefly clear her throat. To which Angel Bluebell then continued to give her explanation, to everyone else that was still present.

"But anyway minna, Ichiya belong to a guild by the name of Blue Pegasus. And before any of the Senshi try to ask me if it has anything to do with Helios. I am just going to say right now, that it has nothing to do with Helios. I mean after all viewers, the Dead Moon Circus, was all but wiped out quite a few years ago. You know the arc right viewers, what with it being season 4? But anyways minna, the long story short here, is that someone like Ichiya is to the country of Fiore. What someone like...*Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for someone to now proceed to speak up, from just out of the current frame of shot. Which even though it had caused Angel Bluebell to be suddenly cut off mid statement and explanation. Neither of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes had proceeded to twitch at all this time*"

And as for why this was currently the case. But more importantly, as with regard to who it was, that had decided to go and speak up, and and thus cut Angel Bluebell off mid statement and explanation? Well you see, about that...

"Pardon the intrusion, and I am also terribly sorry to have to go and interrupt you partway through your conversation at the current moment. But, have any of you by any chance seen my sister? Oh and that I see that Ed, Lieutenant Hawkeye, and Colonel Mustang are already here as well. Now then..." A currently very strong sounding male voice had now proceeded to say this statement of theirs over to Angel Bluebell with.

And realizing exactly who it was that the voice belonged to, and with this very same sudden realization of mine now very much in mind. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to briefly turn her attention around, and towards the source of the male voice in question. And sure enough, Angel Bluebells light blue eyes fell upon a very tall looking male, who was sporting an equally large frame of exceptionally sculpted and well defined muscles. While his physique was currently barely hidden beneath his uniform. It seemed as though all that he needed to do was simply flex all of his muscles at once. And just this alone, would wind up tearing his garments to threads. And would thus leave him shirtless and bulging.

His complexion was also rather light in comparison to Roy, Riza, and Edward. And yet like Riza and Edward, he also seemed to have blond hair. And yet, his head was still almost completely bald, save for a single lock of curly blond hair hanging from just above his brow. His eyebrows too, were bare of hair, and he was also currently sporting, a thick, blond handlebar mustache. Which also seemed to be hiding his mouth. And though these characteristics gave him a rather menacing visage. His eyes were still blue and kind looking, with notably long eyelashes. And as for who he was...

"Ah, so I take it that you are Major Alex Louis Armstrong then? Which by the way viewers, as I am sure that all of you Fullmetal Alchemist - Brotherhood fans already know him more as, 'The Strong Arm Alchemist.' But as for your sister Major, I haven't even the foggiest idea as to where..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back over, to the now correctly identified Major Alex Louis Armstrong with in response.

The only trouble was, that someone else had now proceeded to interject into Angel Bluebells current conversation with Major Alex Louis Armstrong. And as for who it was that had decided to go and interrupt Angel Bluebell this time? Well about that...

"Oh wow, he is just so dreamy!" Alex had now proceeded to speak up with out of seemingly nowhere with. Which not surprisingly, had now caused a sweatdrop to once again appear on one side of Angel Bluebells face. To which this very same sweatdrop, now proceeded to slowly slide, and make its way partway down the very same side of Angel Bluebells face, that it had first appeared on.

And then...

"Uhh wait, why is the ground shaking all of the sudden?!" Lucy Heartfilia had now proceeded to yell somewhat loudly out of seemingly nowhere with.

Which upon Angel Bluebell, along with everyone else, now proceeding to look slightly over to our immediate lefts. Angel Bluebell then realized exactly why the ground was now currently shaking as it was. As there directly in front of Angel Bluebells current field of vision, was what appeared to be a big hulking looking creature of sorts. And once Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to run the enemies that we had fought against back in the Akame Ga Kill canon anime timeline. She then realized, that while we did eliminate most of the Homunculi, we had actually missed one of them. Which as it turned out, what with the current hulking creature slowly lumbering its way towards us, was the Homunculus Sloth.

"*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to let out a very unhappy and displeased sounding sigh from her mouth. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to speak up*...Well viewers, I figured that we might have missed an opponent back in the FMAB anime canon timeline. Who in this case, was Homunculus known as Sloth. Oh right, Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So yeah, it looks like the next chapter, is going to be us finishing the job with regard to our battle with the Homunculi. Because as of right now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: Sometime In The Year 6243


Okay, so getting back to the current situation, as well the current upcoming battle at hand. Which as it currently stood, was comprised of the following...

"Whoa, that thing is huge! It is even larger then I was when I ingested those Bulky Bars," Alex had now proceeded to exclaim out of seemingly nowhere with.

And then...

"Well to be fair Alex, you did do that because you had no choice when you, along Sam, and Clover were fighting against Ulrich Wernerstein. Which by the way viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way in case you had forgotten who this was...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, in case any of you were at all wondering. Yes, that was a reference to what is arguable one of the most viewed Totally Spies tv show episodes in the entire series. And yes Alex I know which one it is, what is 'The Incredible Bulk?' And now viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone, though actually quite predictably this time around, had now proceeded to then go and cut her off mid fourth wall break explanation. Which, because she was expecting it to happen this time from the off so too speak. Neither of Angel Bluebells eyes this time, had proceeded to go and visibly start twitching. And this was due in a large part, to Angel Bluebell having been expecting it to happen*"

And as for who it was with regard to them choosing to go and cut Angel Bluebell off mid fourth wall break explanation? Well that much, as it should have ultimately been, was actually quite obvious...

"Well yeah Bluebell, I just said..." Alex had now predictably decided to go and interject over to Angel Bluebell with. And not surprisingly, though neither of Angel Bluebells eyes had proceeded to go and start visibly twitching again. A sweatdrop however, had indeed now proceeded to form on one side of Angel Bluebells face. And then, it then proceeded to slowly make its way partway down the very same side of Angel Bluebells face, that it had first appeared on.

And then, as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back to Alex...

"Yeah so Alex? You do realize that I was referring to the late Alex Trebek from the well known tv game show Jeopardy right? Sam, could you please help me explain it to Alex here for future knowledge? Or should I just go and leave it at that?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say, while she also proceeded to turn her attention over to Sam. Which Angel Bluebell had proceeded to do, while the sweatdrop from before, was still currently present on the same side of her face, that it had appeared on only a few seconds prior.

And then, and also quite thankfully...

"I don't think any more of an explanation is going to be needed Bluebell, as you seemed to have been able to explain it to Alex pretty well yourself," Sam had now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response with.

Which as a result, had now gone and put Angel Bluebells present thoughts at ease. But unfortunately, it was not something that was to last. As not even a second after Angel Bluebell had just had her present thoughts put at ease...

"Ah Sloth, I see that you have found the Fullmetal Alchemist and his friends. Now then Fullmetal..." A very strong sounding and yet also disembodied male voice had now proceeded to go and boom through the area that we were all currently in, from out of seemingly nowhere.

And yet, even though it was just the voice. Angel Bluebell was still able to realize who it was. And so, with this realization of Angel Bluebells currently very much in mind...

"Okay so I am just going to have to stop you right there you extremely sad excuse for a final boss! Also Father, can you hear me?! Because first off, you're not going to act as though that just because none of us can see you at this current, that you're somehow untouchable. So let's just get that out of the way right from the off. Second, I don't see what makes a villain like you any bit different, then that of either Galaxia or Raindevila! As like the two of them, you also seem to go and send your grunts to attempt to do the dirty work for you! And last but certainly not least..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say, right after she had proceeded to cut the now correctly identified Father off mid rant. Which not surprisingly, had now proceeded to have the now correctly identified Father, to now proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid explanation in return.

And sadly, as it was all too predictable by this stage. Because as with regard to what had then proceeded to happen next? Well...

"How dare you proceed to interrupt me! Do you know how quickly I can have you killed for saying that?!" The still disembodied voice of Father had now proceeded to boom back to Angel Bluebell in response with.

And yet not surprisingly...

"No, and to be honest her Father, I don't really care! And neither do any of the rest of us for that matter! You don't seem to realize just who it is that YOU are currently speaking to do you?! Well then, how about I show you! Now pay close attention here Father, because I am about to end your whole career as a villain! Now then minna, time to fight, because it is once again showtime for the lot of us!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say quite strongly with in response to Father, and his quite arrogantly sounding statement and tone.

And sure enough, as not even a second later...

"Windy!" Zachary and Sakura had now proceeded to both yell out together in unison. Which just before this, Sakura had proceeded to pull out the Windy Card. Which was then followed by her and Zachary proceeding to raise both of their respective Star staffs towards the now spinning Windy Card above them. Which after a quick flash of bright white light, the Windy Card spirit, had appeared, as it then proceeded to quickly make its way towards Sloth

But also, and yet quite surprisingly, a very huge gust of wind had now proceeded to blow out of seemingly nowhere.

And upon Angel Bluebell then proceeding to turn quickly around. She then noticed that Belldandy, now had the blue marks on her face glowing faintly. But also, she had both of her arms stretched outwards, with her her hands pointing out as well. And it was then that Angel Bluebell realized, that Belldandy had just gone and used one of her many wind attribute spells that she had as a Goddess, and had now used it to further strengthen the power and strength of the Windy Card spirit.

"Well then, I was certainly not expecting that. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, I actually sort of was for the record. As since this was similar to what happened with Misaka, Keiko, and Super Sailor Jupiter from a few chapters back. I think that this was something that even you viewers would've expected to have happen. But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 48

Chapter 49: Long Live The Slayers!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: Sometime In The Year 6243


Okay, so getting back to the current situation, as well the current upcoming battle at hand. Which as it currently stood, was comprised of the following...

"Whoa, that thing is huge! It is even larger then I was when I ingested those Bulky Bars," Alex had now proceeded to exclaim out of seemingly nowhere with.

And then...

"Well to be fair Alex, you did do that because you had no choice when you, along Sam, and Clover were fighting against Ulrich Wernerstein. Which by the way viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way in case you had forgotten who this was...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, in case any of you were at all wondering. Yes, that was a reference to what is arguable one of the most viewed Totally Spies tv show episodes in the entire series. And yes Alex I know which one it is, what is 'The Incredible Bulk?' And now viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone, though actually quite predictably this time around, had now proceeded to then go and cut her off mid fourth wall break explanation. Which, because she was expecting it to happen this time from the off so too speak. Neither of Angel Bluebells eyes this time, had proceeded to go and visibly start twitching. And this was due in a large part, to Angel Bluebell having been expecting it to happen*"

And as for who it was with regard to them choosing to go and cut Angel Bluebell off mid fourth wall break explanation? Well that much, as it should have ultimately been, was actually quite obvious...

"Well yeah Bluebell, I just said..." Alex had now predictably decided to go and interject over to Angel Bluebell with. And not surprisingly, though neither of Angel Bluebells eyes had proceeded to go and start visibly twitching again. A sweatdrop however, had indeed now proceeded to form on one side of Angel Bluebells face. And then, it then proceeded to slowly make its way partway down the very same side of Angel Bluebells face, that it had first appeared on.

And then, as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back to Alex...

"Yeah so Alex? You do realize that I was referring to the late Alex Trebek from the well known tv game show Jeopardy right? Sam, could you please help me explain it to Alex here for future knowledge? Or should I just go and leave it at that?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say, while she also proceeded to turn her attention over to Sam. Which Angel Bluebell had proceeded to do, while the sweatdrop from before, was still currently present on the same side of her face, that it had appeared on only a few seconds prior.

And then, and also quite thankfully...

"I don't think any more of an explanation is going to be needed Bluebell, as you seemed to have been able to explain it to Alex pretty well yourself," Sam had now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response with.

Which as a result, had now gone and put Angel Bluebells present thoughts at ease. But unfortunately, it was not something that was to last. As not even a second after Angel Bluebell had just had her present thoughts put at ease...

"Ah Sloth, I see that you have found the Fullmetal Alchemist and his friends. Now then Fullmetal..." A very strong sounding and yet also disembodied male voice had now proceeded to go and boom through the area that we were all currently in, from out of seemingly nowhere.

And yet, even though it was just the voice. Angel Bluebell was still able to realize who it was. And so, with this realization of Angel Bluebells currently very much in mind...

"Okay so I am just going to have to stop you right there you extremely sad excuse for a final boss! Also Father, can you hear me?! Because first off, you're not going to act as though that just because none of us can see you at this current, that you're somehow untouchable. So let's just get that out of the way right from the off. Second, I don't see what makes a villain like you any bit different, then that of either Galaxia or Raindevila! As like the two of them, you also seem to go and send your grunts to attempt to do the dirty work for you! And last but certainly not least..."*Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say, right after she had proceeded to cut the now correctly identified Father off mid rant. Which not surprisingly, had now proceeded to have the now correctly identified Father, to now proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid explanation in return*"

And sadly, as it was all too predictable by this stage. Because as with regard to what had then proceeded to happen next? Well...

"How dare you proceed to interrupt me! Do you know how quickly I can have you killed for saying that?!" The still disembodied voice of Father had now proceeded to boom back to Angel Bluebell in response with.

And yet not surprisingly...

"No, and to be honest her Father, I don't really care! And neither do any of the rest of us for that matter! You don't seem to realize just who it is that YOU are currently speaking to do you?! Well then, how about I show you! Now pay close attention here Father, because I am about to end your whole career as a villain! Now then minna, time to fight, because it is once again showtime for the lot of us!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say quite strongly with in response to Father, and his quite arrogantly sounding statement and tone.

And sure enough, as not even a second later...

"Windy!" Zachary and Sakura had now proceeded to both yell out together in unison. Which just before this, Sakura had proceeded to pull out the Windy Card. Which was then followed by her and Zachary proceeding to raise both of their respective Star staffs towards the now spinning Windy Card above them. Which after a quick flash of bright white light, the Windy Card spirit, had appeared, as it then proceeded to quickly make its way towards Sloth

But also, and yet quite surprisingly, a very huge gust of wind had now proceeded to blow out of seemingly nowhere.

And upon Angel Bluebell then proceeding to turn quickly around. She then noticed that Belldandy, now had the blue marks on her face glowing faintly. But also, she had both of her arms stretched outwards, with her her hands pointing out as well. And it was then that Angel Bluebell realized, that Belldandy had just gone and used one of her many wind attribute spells that she had as a Goddess, and had now used it to further strengthen the power and strength of the Windy Card spirit.

"Well then, I was certainly not expecting that. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, I actually sort of was for the record. As since this was similar to what happened with Misaka, Keiko, and Super Sailor Jupiter from a few chapters back. I think that this was something that even you viewers would've expected to have happen. But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: Sometime In The Year 6243


Okay, so getting back to the current situation, as well as the still ensuing battle at hand...

"Whoa, the wind really just like suddenly picked up out of nowhere!" Clover had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. But thankfully, it was a statement that Angel Bluebell had been expecting. And as such...

"Well actually Clover it was the use of both the Windy Card spirit along with being used in tandem with one of Belldandy's wind attribute induced spells that the wind wound up picking up as much as it just did," Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back over to Clover with in response.

But then, out of seemingly nowhere...

"EXCALIBUR!" A now almost immediately recognizable and also still very strong sounding female voice, had now proceeded to exclaim quite loudly out of seemingly nowhere. Which was then followed not but a second later, by a quick flash of a figure leaping through the air. To which they then proceeded to swing their aforementioned and also quite heavy sword, down onto Sloth. Who unfortunately, just simply wound up blocking the strike with one of his very bulky arms.

And sure enough...

"Really Saber, you couldn't bother to wait for the rest of us?!" The now also unmistakable voice of one Rin Tohsaka had now proceeded to exclaim quite loudly out of seemingly nowhere. Which since the wind was still blowing as strongly as it had been from the tail end of the last chapter. This was something, that Angel Bluebell was finding to be very impressive for Rin to pull off. But since she was a tsundere, this was something that Angel Bluebell really didn't consider to be all that unpredictable nor unreasonable, for someone such as Rin to be able to accomplish.

And sure enough, and yet not at all surprisingly in even the slightest bit...

"Well Rin if that is in fact who you are, it sounds to me like you could use to run a little bit more and do a little bit more exercising," Martin Mystery had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere.

And then, as a sweatdrop had now proceeded to then appear, as well as also proceed to then make its way down one side of Angel Bluebells face...

"Really Martin, so you just decided to take my quippy line and use it as your own? Wow, talk about being extremely unoriginal, huh viewers?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say with quite a bit of sheer disappointment was also present in her current tone of voice.

And then, and yet also not at all surprising in even the slightest bit...

"What, no I didn't?" Martin Mystery had now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response with. Which because Angel Bluebell could tell that just from his current tone of voice, that he had just gone and lied to her. Angel Bluebell then decided to go and have a bit more fun at his expense. And so, with this in mind...

"Really Martin? Then why don't you explain to me then, why your current tone seems to contradict this? As it just seems to me that you're just flat out lying to me," Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back over to Martin Mystery with in response. Which Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say back over to him with in response, while an all too familiar, very cheeky, and also very smug looking smirk, was also currently present on her face.

And then...

"Bluebell does have a point there Martin, as you do have a somewhat noticeable bit of a streak of lying to people," Diana Lombard had now proceeded to interject with saying over to Martin with.

And then, and yet once again not even the least bit surprising...

"Sis, you're not exactly helping my case here..." Martin Mystery had now proceeded to say back over to Diana with in response.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well yeah Martin, were you honestly expecting Diana to help you lie your way out of the hole you just proceeded to dig for yourself? I mean after all..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say back over to Martin Mystery with in response. Which not surprisingly, had now caused the already cheeky and smug looking witty smirk on Angel Bluebells face, to now get just a little bit bigger then it already was.

But then...

"Ragna Blade!" A now currently unrecognizable and yet very strong sounding female voice, had now proceeded to exclaim quite loudly out of seemingly nowhere.

And yet, in the blink of an eye, a very dark, some would even say a night colored looking sword. Had then proceeded to travel somewhat fast over all of our heads. And in another split second, and also a brief flash of light, a somewhat familiar looking figure, had now proceeded to manifest itself into the area that we were all currently still in.

And with Angel Bluebell, and knowing who this figure was immediately...

"Well then Father, how nice of you to join us here...And yet, I don't understand what it was that just happened...how did he get here exactly?...Am I missing something here viewers?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say, as well as think to herself with. Which during this, Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to briefly turn both her eyesight and attention, slightly to the right of her. In order for Angel Bluebell, to proceed to briefly address the viewers.

But, as for who the person was, who had just gone and brought Father to us? Well...

"Why hello there everyone! Now allow me to introduce myself..." A very energetic, and also very happy sounding female voice. Which was the same voice from before, had now gone and proceeded to now say.

But, knowing all too well now, as to who she was, Angel Bluebell decided to introduce her instead. And so, with this in mind...

"That won't be necessary Ms. Inverse. As the viewers already know who you are. I mean after all viewers, who doesn't know of the great Lina Inverse from the one and only Slayers anime. But still viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for Lina Inverse to then proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid fourth wall break explanation*"

"Whoa hold on a sec here, so you can talk to the viewers too?!" Lina Inverse had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with, with a bit of surprise to her current tone of voice.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well yeah, most of us can. And why exactly Ms. Inverse, are you at all surprised by this? I mean, did you really think that you were the only one, who had Fourth Wall Awareness? I mean, you're not even the most powerful female here, when it comes to ones magical power levels. Isn't that right sis...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she also proceeded during this, to turn her attention briefly over to Wedding Peach. Who just simply wound up nodding back to Angel Bluebell, to indicate to Lina Inverse, that Angel Bluebell was very much correct with her overall statement*...I mean after all Ms. Inverse, I am guessing that you know of...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say, only for someone else to now proceed to interject. Which even though it didn't cause one of Angel Bluebell eyes to start twitching again. It still wound up catching her somewhat off guard*"

"Wait, aren't you Sailor Moon?! I am such a huge fan of yours!" A male that had also appeared along with Lina Inverse had now proceeded to shout out quite loudly out of seemingly nowhere with.

And sure enough...

"Wait are you serious?! That's Sailor Moon?! She can't be?!" Lina Inverse had now proceeded to exclaim in response to what the male who had accompanied her with had just gone and said not but a moment prior.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well yeah Ms. Inverse..." Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say, only for Lina Inverse to then proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid reply back to her.

"You don't need to call me Ms. Inverse, just Lina is fine," Lina Inverse then proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response with. Which she had proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with, while also giving her a very cute looking smile, with both of her eyes closed.

"Well okay then Lina. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 49

Chapter 50: Smoking Bomber Of A Time!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: Sometime In The Year 6243


Okay, so getting back to the current situation, as well as the still ensuing battle at hand...

"Whoa, the wind really just like suddenly picked up out of nowhere!" Clover had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. But thankfully, it was a statement that Angel Bluebell had been expecting. And as such...

"Well actually Clover it was the use of both the Windy Card spirit along with being used in tandem with one of Belldandy's wind attribute induced spells that the wind wound up picking up as much as it just did," Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back over to Clover with in response.

But then, out of seemingly nowhere...

"EXCALIBUR!" A now almost immediately recognizable and also still very strong sounding female voice, had now proceeded to exclaim quite loudly out of seemingly nowhere. Which was then followed not but a second later, by a quick flash of a figure leaping through the air. To which they then proceeded to swing their aforementioned and also quite heavy sword, down onto Sloth. Who unfortunately, just simply wound up blocking the strike with one of his very bulky arms.

And sure enough...

"Really Saber, you couldn't bother to wait for the rest of us?!" The now also unmistakable voice of one Rin Tohsaka had now proceeded to exclaim quite loudly out of seemingly nowhere. Which since the wind was still blowing as strongly as it had been from the tail end of the last chapter. This was something, that Angel Bluebell was finding to be very impressive for Rin to pull off. But since she was a tsundere, this was something that Angel Bluebell really didn't consider to be all that unpredictable nor unreasonable, for someone such as Rin to be able to accomplish.

And sure enough, and yet not at all surprisingly in even the slightest bit...

"Well Rin if that is in fact who you are, it sounds to me like you could use to run a little bit more and do a little bit more exercising," Martin Mystery had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere.

And then, as a sweatdrop had now proceeded to then appear, as well as also proceed to then make its way down one side of Angel Bluebells face...

"Really Martin, so you just decided to take my quippy line and use it as your own? Wow, talk about being extremely unoriginal, huh viewers?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say with quite a bit of sheer disappointment was also present in her current tone of voice.

And then, and yet also not at all surprising in even the slightest bit...

"What, no I didn't?" Martin Mystery had now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response with. Which because Angel Bluebell could tell that just from his current tone of voice, that he had just gone and lied to her. Angel Bluebell then decided to go and have a bit more fun at his expense. And so, with this in mind...

"Really Martin? Then why don't you explain to me then, why your current tone seems to contradict this? As it just seems to me that you're just flat out lying to me," Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back over to Martin Mystery with in response. Which Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say back over to him with in response, while an all too familiar, very cheeky, and also very smug looking smirk, was also currently present on her face.

And then...

"Bluebell does have a point there Martin, as you do have a somewhat noticeable bit of a streak of lying to people," Diana Lombard had now proceeded to interject with saying over to Martin with.

And then, and yet once again not even the least bit surprising...

"Sis, you're not exactly helping my case here..." Martin Mystery had now proceeded to say back over to Diana with in response.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well yeah Martin, were you honestly expecting Diana to help you lie your way out of the hole you just proceeded to dig for yourself? I mean after all..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say back over to Martin Mystery with in response. Which not surprisingly, had now caused the already cheeky and smug looking witty smirk on Angel Bluebells face, to now get just a little bit bigger then it already was.

But then...

"Ragna Blade!" A now currently unrecognizable and yet very strong sounding female voice, had now proceeded to exclaim quite loudly out of seemingly nowhere.

And yet, in the blink of an eye, a very dark, some would even say a night colored looking sword. Had then proceeded to travel somewhat fast over all of our heads. And in another split second, and also a brief flash of light, a somewhat familiar looking figure, had now proceeded to manifest itself into the area that we were all currently still in.

And with Angel Bluebell, and knowing who this figure was immediately...

"Well then Father, how nice of you to join us here...And yet, I don't understand what it was that just happened...how did he get here exactly?...Am I missing something here viewers?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say, as well as think to herself with. Which during this, Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to briefly turn both her eyesight and attention, slightly to the right of her. In order for Angel Bluebell, to proceed to briefly address the viewers.

But, as for who the person was, who had just gone and brought Father to us? Well...

"Why hello there everyone! Now allow me to introduce myself..." A very energetic, and also very happy sounding female voice. Which was the same voice from before, had now gone and proceeded to now say.

But, knowing all too well now, as to who she was, Angel Bluebell decided to introduce her instead. And so, with this in mind...

"That won't be necessary Ms. Inverse. As the viewers already know who you are. I mean after all viewers, who doesn't know of the great Lina Inverse from the one and only Slayers anime. But still viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for Lina Inverse to then proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid fourth wall break explanation*"

"Whoa hold on a sec here, so you can talk to the viewers too?!" Lina Inverse had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with, with a bit of surprise to her current tone of voice.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well yeah, most of us can. And why exactly Ms. Inverse, are you at all surprised by this? I mean, did you really think that you were the only one, who had Fourth Wall Awareness? I mean, you're not even the most powerful female here, when it comes to ones magical power levels. Isn't that right sis...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she also proceeded during this, to turn her attention briefly over to Wedding Peach. Who just simply wound up nodding back to Angel Bluebell, to indicate to Lina Inverse, that Angel Bluebell was very much correct with her overall statement*...I mean after all Ms. Inverse, I am guessing that you know of...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say, only for someone else to now proceed to interject. Which even though it didn't cause one of Angel Bluebell eyes to start twitching again. It still wound up catching her somewhat off guard*"

"Wait, aren't you Sailor Moon?! I am such a huge fan of yours!" A male that had also appeared along with Lina Inverse had now proceeded to shout out quite loudly out of seemingly nowhere with.

And sure enough...

"Wait are you serious?! That's Sailor Moon?! She can't be?!" Lina Inverse had now proceeded to exclaim in response to what the male who had accompanied her with had just gone and said not but a moment prior.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well yeah Ms. Inverse..." Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say, only for Lina Inverse to then proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid reply back to her.

"You don't need to call me Ms. Inverse, just Lina is fine," Lina Inverse then proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response with. Which she had proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with, while also giving her a very cute looking smile, with both of her eyes closed.

"Well okay then Lina. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: Sometime In The Year 6243


And so, getting back to the currently still ongoing fight at hand...

"So Bluebell, if you or any of your allies present could..." Lina had now proceeded to attempt to try and say to Angel Bluebell. But unfortunately, someone else had now proceeded to cut Lina Inverse off midway through her asking Angel Bluebell this very same question. And as with regard to who it was that had chosen to go and do this? Well...

"How dare you proceed to drag me here with that blade of yours you witch!" Father had now proceeded to roar over to Lina Inverse with quite angrily. Which not surprisingly, was due to Lina Inverse, having used her Ragna Blade, to pull Father into this timeline, from over in the Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood timeline.

And then...

"Excuse you Father, but I'm a sorceress, not a witch! So I would suggest that you get your facts straight, before you decide to try and speak up again! Am I right viewers, or am I right?" Lina Inverse had now proceeded to say back over to Father with in response. Which during this, Lina Inverse, had also proceeded to glance slightly over to her right, in order for her to temporarily address the viewers, in one of her own fourth wall breaks.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"She has got a point there viewers. Which in case you were wondering, was yet another indirect reference to a scene from a certain movie, that I dare not mention. But, as a way to 'skirt the boundary' of this so too speak. I'll just say that it was in the scene, that was played by the highly regarded Patrick Warburton. So viewers, do you know which one it is now? As this is the way that I am able to explain what it is, while also not directly explaining what it is. It really does help viewers, you should try using it in your fics sometime....*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the current moment. So what do you viewers all say, that we get right back into the current chapter at hand now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now, getting back to the current situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand...

"Enough of your petty childishness you foolish little girl! Time to send you all to the grave! Sloth, dispose of these piles of human trash!" Father now proceeded to quite angrily yell out over to Sloth with. To which after Sloth had then gone and proceeded to use one of his incredibly bulky arms, to go and attempt to use to try and backhand Saber away from him. But thankfully, Saber was able to land back onto her feet again, and also more importantly, she had managed to do so while ending up completely unharmed.

And then...

"No Father! As you will soon see that it is in fact YOU, who is the only real fool in this fight! Now then minna, let us now show this clown just how outclassed and out of his league both he and his grunt of a Homunculus truly are! When being compared to those like us of the Four Aces Alliance!" I had now proceeded to yell out. Which during this very same statement of hers, I had also proceeded to discharge quite a bit of electricity. And Misaka had also proceeded to do so alongside me as well.

And also, while still not surprisingly at all in even the slightest bit. As Angel Bluebell proceeded to then bring her Saint Sword Of Bluebell back towards, and then over her right armor clad shoulder. A good portion of us all, then proceeded to launch each of our respective attacks towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint Grenade...Critical! Heart...Impact!" Wedding Peach exclaimed, as she conjured up her Saint Revolver, and then proceeded to fire the energy shot from the barrel of the Saint Revolver. As it then made its way towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint Sword Of Bluebell...Devil...Purification~!" Angel Bluebell then exclaimed. And once the blade of her Saint Sword Of Bluebell proceeded to glow its all too familiar light blue color. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to swing it, in a left horizontal swing in front of her. As Angel Bluebell also proceeded to fire the all too familiar blast of light blue energy from her Saint Sword Of Bluebell towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint...Spiral...Whip!" Angel Lily now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to wave her right hand over her leg band. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Spiral Whip appeared in her right hand. To which she then proceeded to uncoil it, and then lash it out towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint...Rolling...Boomerang!" Angel Daisy now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to throw both of her arms and hands upwards. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Rolling Boomerangs appeared in both of her hands. To which she then proceeded to quickly whip them forward from both of her hands one after the other. To which both of them then proceeded to quickly make their way towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint...Twin...Swords!" Angel Salvia now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to extend both of her hands upwards. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Twin Swords appeared in both of her hands. To which she then proceeded to swing both of them in two separate outward facing swings. To which two separate magic energy wave blasts erupted from both of her Saint Twin Swords blades. To which both then proceeded to make their way towards Sloth and Father.

"Moon...Gorgeous...Meditation~!" Eternal Sailor Moon exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her Kaleidoscope Rod. She then proceeded to launch the attack from it, and towards Sloth and Father.

"Mercury...Aqua...Rhapsody!" Super Sailor Mercury exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Mars...Flame...Sniper!" Super Sailor Mars exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Jupiter...Oak...Evolution!" Super Sailor Jupiter exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Venus...Love Me...Chain!" Super Sailor Venus exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Death...Reborn...Revolution!" Super Sailor Saturn exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"World...Shaking!" Super Sailor Uranus exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Deep...Submerge!" Super Sailor Neptune exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Dead...Scream!" Super Sailor Pluto exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

And yet also shockingly...

"Tuxedo La Smoking Bomber!" Tuxedo Mask had now also proceeded to exclaim as well out of seemingly nowhere. Which since Angel Bluebell had absolutely not idea that he had this attack, this wound up catching Angel Bluebell off guard for roughly a split second.

But unfortunately, even with every single one of these attacks now proceeding to head towards both Sloth and Father. A very bright and yet also still way too familiar looking flash of white light, had then proceeded to result just before the attacks had proceeded to impact Sloth and Father.

And once again, it seemed as though we were heading into yet another timeline...

"But you see viewers, that is something that will have to wait until the next chapter. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers. Yes, this does in fact now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news like always viewers, is that we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers as usual, from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 50

Chapter 51: Certainly No Elf On The Shelf!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: Sometime In The Year 6243


And so, getting back to the currently still ongoing fight at hand...

"So Bluebell, if you or any of your allies present could..." Lina had now proceeded to attempt to try and say to Angel Bluebell. But unfortunately, someone else had now proceeded to cut Lina Inverse off midway through her asking Angel Bluebell this very same question. And as with regard to who it was that had chosen to go and do this? Well...

"How dare you proceed to drag me here with that blade of yours you witch!" Father had now proceeded to roar over to Lina Inverse with quite angrily. Which not surprisingly, was due to Lina Inverse, having used her Ragna Blade, to pull Father into this timeline, from over in the Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood timeline.

And then...

"Excuse you Father, but I'm a sorceress, not a witch! So I would suggest that you get your facts straight, before you decide to try and speak up again! Am I right viewers, or am I right?" Lina Inverse had now proceeded to say back over to Father with in response. Which during this, Lina Inverse, had also proceeded to glance slightly over to her right, in order for her to temporarily address the viewers, in one of her own fourth wall breaks.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"She has got a point there viewers. Which in case you were wondering, was yet another indirect reference to a scene from a certain movie, that I dare not mention. But, as a way to 'skirt the boundary' of this so too speak. I'll just say that it was in the scene, that was played by the highly regarded Patrick Warburton. So viewers, do you know which one it is now? As this is the way that I am able to explain what it is, while also not directly explaining what it is. It really does help viewers, you should try using it in your fics sometime....*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the current moment. So what do you viewers all say, that we get right back into the current chapter at hand now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now, getting back to the current situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand...

"Enough of your petty childishness you foolish little girl! Time to send you all to the grave! Sloth, dispose of these piles of human trash!" Father now proceeded to quite angrily yell out over to Sloth with. To which after Sloth had then gone and proceeded to use one of his incredibly bulky arms, to go and attempt to use to try and backhand Saber away from him. But thankfully, Saber was able to land back onto her feet again, and also more importantly, she had managed to do so while ending up completely unharmed.

And then...

"No Father! As you will soon see that it is in fact YOU, who is the only real fool in this fight! Now then minna, let us now show this clown just how outclassed and out of his league both he and his grunt of a Homunculus truly are! When being compared to those like us of the Four Aces Alliance!" I had now proceeded to yell out. Which during this very same statement of hers, I had also proceeded to discharge quite a bit of electricity. And Misaka had also proceeded to do so alongside me as well.

And also, while still not surprisingly at all in even the slightest bit. As Angel Bluebell proceeded to then bring her Saint Sword Of Bluebell back towards, and then over her right armor clad shoulder. A good portion of us all, then proceeded to launch each of our respective attacks towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint Grenade...Critical! Heart...Impact!" Wedding Peach exclaimed, as she conjured up her Saint Revolver, and then proceeded to fire the energy shot from the barrel of the Saint Revolver. As it then made its way towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint Sword Of Bluebell...Devil...Purification~!" Angel Bluebell then exclaimed. And once the blade of her Saint Sword Of Bluebell proceeded to glow its all too familiar light blue color. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to swing it, in a left horizontal swing in front of her. As Angel Bluebell also proceeded to fire the all too familiar blast of light blue energy from her Saint Sword Of Bluebell towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint...Spiral...Whip!" Angel Lily now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to wave her right hand over her leg band. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Spiral Whip appeared in her right hand. To which she then proceeded to uncoil it, and then lash it out towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint...Rolling...Boomerang!" Angel Daisy now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to throw both of her arms and hands upwards. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Rolling Boomerangs appeared in both of her hands. To which she then proceeded to quickly whip them forward from both of her hands one after the other. To which both of them then proceeded to quickly make their way towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint...Twin...Swords!" Angel Salvia now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to extend both of her hands upwards. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Twin Swords appeared in both of her hands. To which she then proceeded to swing both of them in two separate outward facing swings. To which two separate magic energy wave blasts erupted from both of her Saint Twin Swords blades. To which both then proceeded to make their way towards Sloth and Father.

"Moon...Gorgeous...Meditation~!" Eternal Sailor Moon exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her Kaleidoscope Rod. She then proceeded to launch the attack from it, and towards Sloth and Father.

"Mercury...Aqua...Rhapsody!" Super Sailor Mercury exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Mars...Flame...Sniper!" Super Sailor Mars exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Jupiter...Oak...Evolution!" Super Sailor Jupiter exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Venus...Love Me...Chain!" Super Sailor Venus exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Death...Reborn...Revolution!" Super Sailor Saturn exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"World...Shaking!" Super Sailor Uranus exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Deep...Submerge!" Super Sailor Neptune exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Dead...Scream!" Super Sailor Pluto exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

And yet also shockingly...

"Tuxedo La Smoking Bomber!" Tuxedo Mask had now also proceeded to exclaim as well out of seemingly nowhere. Which since Angel Bluebell had absolutely not idea that he had this attack, this wound up catching Angel Bluebell off guard for roughly a split second.

But unfortunately, even with every single one of these attacks now proceeding to head towards both Sloth and Father. A very bright and yet also still way too familiar looking flash of white light, had then proceeded to result just before the attacks had proceeded to impact Sloth and Father.

And once again, it seemed as though we were heading into yet another timeline...

"But you see viewers, that is something that will have to wait until the next chapter. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers. Yes, this does in fact now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news like always viewers, is that we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers as usual, from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: October 14, 2023


Okay, so as the bright white light that had blinded us all temporarily then finally wound up dying down. Angel Bluebell then finally got the chance to look around at her current surroundings. And it was then that Angel Bluebell noticed, that quite a few of our allies had wound up staying this time. Which were everyone except for Sam, Clover, Alex, Martin, Diana, and Java.

And as for the area in which we had all ended up in? Well, it seemed as though we had ended up in a just on the outskirts of what appeared to be a sort of medieval looking town square.

And as for who else just so happened to be in this location with us? Well about that, as out of seemingly nowhere...

"So this is it then?" A somewhat scruffy sounding male voice had proceeded to ask from slightly over to Angel Bluebells immediate right.

"Indeed, this is the moment our grand adventure ends..." Another male voice had now proceeded to say back over to the scruffy sounding male voice, who had proceeded to ask their question not but a moment prior.

And as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to turn her attention towards the source of the two voices. Angel Bluebell then noticed four individuals that appeared to be standing together with one another.

One of them had blue colored hair, and was wearing a very interesting cloaked hero outfit. Another was clearly a, well...

"So viewers, here's the thing, I am just going to go and outright say that I don't feel comfortable mentioning what one of these people are. As it can wind up possibly being offensive. So basically viewers..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for someone to then proceed to speak up, and thus wound up cutting her off partway through her current fourth wall break moment. And thankfully this time though, it didn't cause one of Angel Bluebells eyes to start visibly twitching again.

And as for who had chosen to go and cut Angel Bluebell off midway through one of her fourth wall break moments this time? Well about that...

"Wait, so that girl with the white hair is an elf too?" Tiffania Westwood had now proceeded to exclaim quite happily out of seemingly nowhere.

And then...

"Well yes Tiffania she is. And that was very astute of you by the way, so good on you. But anyway viewers, I think that it should go without saying as to where it is that we have all ended up. Which is..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for someone else to then proceed to speak up, and thus wound up cutting her off yet again.

"Oh, so you can talk to the viewers as well too?" The elf with the white hair had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with in response. Which was then followed by her then proceeding to give Angel Bluebell a somewhat warm and comforting looking smile.

And then...

"Y-yes Frieren I can. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So yeah viewers, let me now properly welcome you all to the one and only anime timeline of 'Frieren: Beyond Journey's End.' I mean after all viewers, the one and only Jujutsu Kaisen was added to these four fanfics not too long ago. So I feel that it is only fair that we add Frieren: Beyond Journey's End to this as well. And as you can also plainly tell viewers, Frieren here, is certainly no Elf On The Shelf. And yes viewers, I did just go and make that sort of reference. I mean after all viewers, I wasn't going to miss out on such a unique opportunity...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this as well, while also proceeding to once again smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Oh right, I almost forgot! Hey Logan Paul, how goes that failed and quite pathetic attempt at a your lawsuit towards Coffeezilla? I mean, surely you must realize that that sort of rash behavior, and poor decision making of yours, wasn't going to pan out nor play out well for you right? I mean, it is almost as if you, Mr. Dork, your brother Jakey Boy, Jimmy 'Satan's Brother' Donaldson, JJ The Washed Up And No Longer Funny KSI, KEEM 'I am only still even the slightest bit relevant because of my clear and obvious Lunchly sponsorship' Star, etcetera, and etcetera. I mean, you all must realize that no good ever comes from any bad deed or crime right? I mean for heaven's sake, you lot can't even bother to go one single bleeding minute, without attempting to scam someone out of house and home! But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough of my fourth wall breaking for now. So what do you lot say, that we now go ahead and get back to the current chapter at hand now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

So anyway, getting away from Angel Bluebells current fourth wall breaking, at least for the current moment, and back to the current situation at hand. Which as it currently now stood, was comprised of the following...

"There you are you horrible human wretches! Sloth, dispose of all of them!" The unmistakable and yet still as angry sounding as ever voice of Father had now proceeded to yell out over towards Angel Bluebell and everyone else with.

But then, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to let out a very defeated sounding sigh from her mouth...

"UH HELLO?! CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHERE I MIGHT FIND EITHER DOMINIQUE OR CAITLIN?!" A now very loud, obnoxious, and also very snobbish sounding female voice had now proceeded to yell out to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our currently present allies.

And yet, Angel Bluebell knew all too well who this very annoying and obnoxious sounding female voice belonged to. And so, with this in mind...

"I'm afraid I can't answer that right now Mandy. Now then..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for the now correctly identified Mandy to now proceed to cut her off.

"HEY I WASN'T DONE TALKING TO YOU!" Mandy now proceeded to then yell back over to Angel Bluebell in response with.

And then, without Angel Bluebell having to ask...

"Sleep!" Both Zachary and Sakura had then proceeded to chant together in unison. Which was right after Sakura, had proceeded to pull out the Sleep Card. To which after Sakura had thrown it up into the air. Both him and Sakura, then proceeded to raise their respective Star staffs towards it. Which once the Sleep Card had proceeded to stop spinning about a split second later. The Sleep Card spirit then appeared, and then about another split second later, Mandy was then temporarily put to sleep, by the power of the Sleep Card spirit.

And then...

"Well viewers, it would seem as though it was only a matter of time until Mandy wound up Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Which by the way viewers, if you don't know who Mandy is, then you should consider yourselves very lucky. Because, and I can't even believe I am about to wind up saying this. But Mandy, is honestly more annoying, then either Potamos, or Petora. Yes viewers, I did just say that. And I meant every bit of that statement as well. But anyway viewers. Yes, this does in fact now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news like always viewers, is that we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers as usual, from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 51

Chapter 52: A Hero's Quirks Matter The Most!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: October 14, 2023


Okay, so as the bright white light that had blinded us all temporarily then finally wound up dying down. Angel Bluebell then finally got the chance to look around at her current surroundings. And it was then that Angel Bluebell noticed, that quite a few of our allies had wound up staying this time. Which were everyone except for Sam, Clover, Alex, Martin, Diana, and Java.

And as for the area in which we had all ended up in? Well, it seemed as though we had ended up in a just on the outskirts of what appeared to be a sort of medieval looking town square.

And as for who else just so happened to be in this location with us? Well about that, as out of seemingly nowhere...

"So this is it then?" A somewhat scruffy sounding male voice had proceeded to ask from slightly over to Angel Bluebells immediate right.

"Indeed, this is the moment our grand adventure ends..." Another male voice had now proceeded to say back over to the scruffy sounding male voice, who had proceeded to ask their question not but a moment prior.

And as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to turn her attention towards the source of the two voices. Angel Bluebell then noticed four individuals that appeared to be standing together with one another.

One of them had blue colored hair, and was wearing a very interesting cloaked hero outfit. Another was clearly a, well...

"So viewers, here's the thing, I am just going to go and outright say that I don't feel comfortable mentioning what one of these people are. As it can wind up possibly being offensive. So basically viewers..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for someone to then proceed to speak up, and thus wound up cutting her off partway through her current fourth wall break moment. And thankfully this time though, it didn't cause one of Angel Bluebells eyes to start visibly twitching again.

And as for who had chosen to go and cut Angel Bluebell off midway through one of her fourth wall break moments this time? Well about that...

"Wait, so that girl with the white hair is an elf too?" Tiffania Westwood had now proceeded to exclaim quite happily out of seemingly nowhere.

And then...

"Well yes Tiffania she is. And that was very astute of you by the way, so good on you. But anyway viewers, I think that it should go without saying as to where it is that we have all ended up. Which is..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for someone else to then proceed to speak up, and thus wound up cutting her off yet again.

"Oh, so you can talk to the viewers as well too?" The elf with the white hair had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with in response. Which was then followed by her then proceeding to give Angel Bluebell a somewhat warm and comforting looking smile.

And then...

"Y-yes Frieren I can. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So yeah viewers, let me now properly welcome you all to the one and only anime timeline of 'Frieren: Beyond Journey's End.' I mean after all viewers, the one and only Jujutsu Kaisen was added to these four fanfics not too long ago. So I feel that it is only fair that we add Frieren: Beyond Journey's End to this as well. And as you can also plainly tell viewers, Frieren here, is certainly no Elf On The Shelf. And yes viewers, I did just go and make that sort of reference. I mean after all viewers, I wasn't going to miss out on such a unique opportunity...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this as well, while also proceeding to once again smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Oh right, I almost forgot! Hey Logan Paul, how goes that failed and quite pathetic attempt at a your lawsuit towards Coffeezilla? I mean, surely you must realize that that sort of rash behavior, and poor decision making of yours, wasn't going to pan out nor play out well for you right? I mean, it is almost as if you, Mr. Dork, your brother Jakey Boy, Jimmy 'Satan's Brother' Donaldson, JJ The Washed Up And No Longer Funny KSI, KEEM 'I am only still even the slightest bit relevant because of my clear and obvious Lunchly sponsorship' Star, etcetera, and etcetera. I mean, you all must realize that no good ever comes from any bad deed or crime right? I mean for heaven's sake, you lot can't even bother to go one single bleeding minute, without attempting to scam someone out of house and home! But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough of my fourth wall breaking for now. So what do you lot say, that we now go ahead and get back to the current chapter at hand now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

So anyway, getting away from Angel Bluebells current fourth wall breaking, at least for the current moment, and back to the current situation at hand. Which as it currently now stood, was comprised of the following...

"There you are you horrible human wretches! Sloth, dispose of all of them!" The unmistakable and yet still as angry sounding as ever voice of Father had now proceeded to yell out over towards Angel Bluebell and everyone else with.

But then, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to let out a very defeated sounding sigh from her mouth...

"UH HELLO?! CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHERE I MIGHT FIND EITHER DOMINIQUE OR CAITLIN?!" A now very loud, obnoxious, and also very snobbish sounding female voice had now proceeded to yell out to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our currently present allies.

And yet, Angel Bluebell knew all too well who this very annoying and obnoxious sounding female voice belonged to. And so, with this in mind...

"I'm afraid I can't answer that right now Mandy. Now then..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for the now correctly identified Mandy to now proceed to cut her off.

"HEY I WASN'T DONE TALKING TO YOU!" Mandy now proceeded to then yell back over to Angel Bluebell in response with.

And then, without Angel Bluebell having to ask...

"Sleep!" Both Zachary and Sakura had then proceeded to chant together in unison. Which was right after Sakura, had proceeded to pull out the Sleep Card. To which after Sakura had thrown it up into the air. Both him and Sakura, then proceeded to raise their respective Star staffs towards it. Which once the Sleep Card had proceeded to stop spinning about a split second later. The Sleep Card spirit then appeared, and then about another split second later, Mandy was then temporarily put to sleep, by the power of the Sleep Card spirit.

And then...

"Well viewers, it would seem as though it was only a matter of time until Mandy wound up Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Which by the way viewers, if you don't know who Mandy is, then you should consider yourselves very lucky. Because, and I can't even believe I am about to wind up saying this. But Mandy, is honestly more annoying, then either Potamos, or Petora. Yes viewers, I did just say that. And I meant every bit of that statement as well. But anyway viewers. Yes, this does in fact now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news like always viewers, is that we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers as usual, from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: October 14, 2023


And so, getting back to the currently still ongoing fight at hand...

"Are you seriously for real right now?! And just when I thought that Shokuhou was the most annoying one that was already involved in this entire mess of a situation!" Ichigo Kurosaki of all people had now proceeded to speak up with out of seemingly nowhere. And judging from his current tone and present demeanor. Angel Bluebell, along with everyone else that was also currently present, could pretty much tell from this sole thing alone, that Ichigo, was less then pleased to having heard Mandy, what with her less then enjoyable sounding, and honestly quite snobbish sounding behavior.

Which given of what Angel Bluebell knew, what with Mandy having caused Sam, Clover, and Alex the annoyance and inconvenience for the three of them throughout the whole Totally Spies tv show timeline. This was something, that quite honestly, Angel Bluebell wasn't even the least bit surprised by. But, given what was about to happen, and what was still due to take place. What was going on now, would wind up paling in comparison, for what was still too come. And speaking of which...

"Excuse me! You there, with the long light blue hair! I seemed to have lost my teammates, can you help me find them?" A now quite audibly hyperactive sounding, and yet currently unrecognizable sounding female voice, had now proceeded to exclaim over to Angel Bluebell with, from just slightly over to her right.

Which upon Angel Bluebell then proceeding to glance towards this very same direction, Angel Bluebells light blue eyes were then met by a tan-skinned woman of average height. She had narrow red eyes with long, defined eyelashes, and straight white hair that reached her thighs, along with bangs that extended to the left of her face. And yet while she was slender and curvaceous in frame, she also seemed to sport a lean, athletic, and well-defined build. Which was especially apparent in her arms and legs. But more interestingly, Angel Bluebell could also tell, that she had what appeared to be long white rabbit ears, that pointed upwards above her head, along with a small and white round tail. That seemed to give her an overall resemblance to that of an albino rabbit.

And as for her current costume? Well it consisted of a sleeveless white leotard with dark purple trim around her shoulders and waist. A wide yellow crescent moon design over her chest, and a single thick metal plate wrapped around her midriff. She was also currently wearing purple thigh-high boots to compliment her leotard, with more plating around the heel and toe areas. Which actually wound up making her feet look like those of a rabbit. She also had on a pair of thick, white gloves on her hands with long cuffs, sporting small triangular protrusions around their edges.

And upon Angel Bluebell then realizing who she was, she then realized, that things regarding our current fight against that of Sloth and Father, were about to get quite a lot more interesting, then they had already been or gotten thus far. And as for who she was? Well you see, that much should have been quite obvious...

"Uh, well then viewers, I would say that meeting someone such as her in person, really does pale in comparison to any of you viewers just simply watching her on your television screens from the comfort of your own homes. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, I do suppose that this was going to wind up happening eventually. So viewers, with this still very much on all of you minds presently. Let me now properly introduce, one Rumi Usagiyama from the still very quite popular anime, My Hero Academia. Or as you all know her more as, Mirko. And yes viewers, Mirko here, isn't going to be the only one from My Hero Academia, that you will be reading about in the fanfiction chapters to come. I mean after all viewers, it should have been very obvious, that at some point My Hero Academia was going to wind up getting included in these four fanfics. I mean after all, both Jujutsu Kaisen, and Frieren: Beyond Journeys End, have already been included. So no viewers, I don't think that any of you would think of it to be unheard of, for an anime such as My Hero Academia, to be included in these four fanfics as well. But then again viewers, that is just me. But anyway viewers, as I do seem to be rambling on a little bit too much here with this current fourth wall break moment. What do you viewers say, that we now get back to the current chapter, as well as the current fight at hand now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And so, getting back to the current situation and away from Angel Bluebells current fourth wall break moment, at least for now. Which as for the current and still ongoing situation from the tail end of the last chapter, was currently comprised of the following...

"Wait just a second here Bluebell, are you serious right now?!" The male who had accompanied Lina Inverse. That until now, he had remained silent. But as for Angel Bluebell, what with realizing who exactly he was...

"Well yeah Gourry, as that much should've been obvious to you! I mean let me ask you this then Gourry! By just having you look at my current facial expression, does it look like I am even remotely close to joking to you?!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back over to the now properly identified Gourry Gabriev with in response.

And yet not surprisingly in even the slightest bit...

"Well yeah Bluebell, but you see..." Gourry now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response with.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"So then Gourry, if I am not joking as you just so rightfully put! Then what is there to further talk about with regard to it?!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back over to Gourry with in response. Which while Angel Bluebell had said this very same response of hers back to Gourry, Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say it, while she was also currently somewhat presently displeased, and not too mention somewhat agitated, with how Gourry had proceeded to say his most recent statement. And this was since it was clearly obvious, that he knew without any sort of doubt, that he knew that Angel Bluebell was indeed correct.

But then...

"So wait Bluebell, so you're saying that Mirko here, is a some kind of superhero?" Kuroko had now proceeded to ask over to Angel Bluebell with in response. And yet, this was then quickly followed, by Misaka, had just gone and proceeded to gently place her hand onto Kuroko's back. And as for why? Well that much should have also been pretty obvious...

"Well yeah Kuroko, I mean we're all technically superheros when you think about it. Isn't that right viewers?" Misaka had now proceeded to say back over to Kuroko with in response. Which during this very same instance, Misaka had also proceeded to temporarily turn her attention slightly over to her right, in order for her to proceed to briefly address the viewers.

And then, yet also not surprisingly in even the slightest bit...

"Enough of your foolishness! Sloth, take care of these pieces of human waste!" Father had now proceeded to exclaim quite angrily and arrogantly out of seemingly nowhere.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well Father, you really just love getting straight to the point don't you? I guess you and Sloth, really must want to lose to us that badly huh? Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers. This does now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news like always viewers, is that we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers as usual, from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 52

Chapter 53: An Introduction Speech Is Key!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: October 14, 2023


And so, getting back to the currently still ongoing fight at hand...

"Are you seriously for real right now?! And just when I thought that Shokuhou was the most annoying one that was already involved in this entire mess of a situation!" Ichigo Kurosaki of all people had now proceeded to speak up with out of seemingly nowhere. And judging from his current tone and present demeanor. Angel Bluebell, along with everyone else that was also currently present, could pretty much tell from this sole thing alone, that Ichigo, was less then pleased to having heard Mandy, what with her less then enjoyable sounding, and honestly quite snobbish sounding behavior.

Which given of what Angel Bluebell knew, what with Mandy having caused Sam, Clover, and Alex the annoyance and inconvenience for the three of them throughout the whole Totally Spies tv show timeline. This was something, that quite honestly, Angel Bluebell wasn't even the least bit surprised by. But, given what was about to happen, and what was still due to take place. What was going on now, would wind up paling in comparison, for what was still too come. And speaking of which...

"Excuse me! You there, with the long light blue hair! I seemed to have lost my teammates, can you help me find them?" A now quite audibly hyperactive sounding, and yet currently unrecognizable sounding female voice, had now proceeded to exclaim over to Angel Bluebell with, from just slightly over to her right.

Which upon Angel Bluebell then proceeding to glance towards this very same direction, Angel Bluebells light blue eyes were then met by a tan-skinned woman of average height. She had narrow red eyes with long, defined eyelashes, and straight white hair that reached her thighs, along with bangs that extended to the left of her face. And yet while she was slender and curvaceous in frame, she also seemed to sport a lean, athletic, and well-defined build. Which was especially apparent in her arms and legs. But more interestingly, Angel Bluebell could also tell, that she had what appeared to be long white rabbit ears, that pointed upwards above her head, along with a small and white round tail. That seemed to give her an overall resemblance to that of an albino rabbit.

And as for her current costume? Well it consisted of a sleeveless white leotard with dark purple trim around her shoulders and waist. A wide yellow crescent moon design over her chest, and a single thick metal plate wrapped around her midriff. She was also currently wearing purple thigh-high boots to compliment her leotard, with more plating around the heel and toe areas. Which actually wound up making her feet look like those of a rabbit. She also had on a pair of thick, white gloves on her hands with long cuffs, sporting small triangular protrusions around their edges.

And upon Angel Bluebell then realizing who she was, she then realized, that things regarding our current fight against that of Sloth and Father, were about to get quite a lot more interesting, then they had already been or gotten thus far. And as for who she was? Well you see, that much should have been quite obvious...

"Uh, well then viewers, I would say that meeting someone such as her in person, really does pale in comparison to any of you viewers just simply watching her on your television screens from the comfort of your own homes. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, I do suppose that this was going to wind up happening eventually. So viewers, with this still very much on all of you minds presently. Let me now properly introduce, one Rumi Usagiyama from the still very quite popular anime, My Hero Academia. Or as you all know her more as, Mirko. And yes viewers, Mirko here, isn't going to be the only one from My Hero Academia, that you will be reading about in the fanfiction chapters to come. I mean after all viewers, it should have been very obvious, that at some point My Hero Academia was going to wind up getting included in these four fanfics. I mean after all, both Jujutsu Kaisen, and Frieren: Beyond Journeys End, have already been included. So no viewers, I don't think that any of you would think of it to be unheard of, for an anime such as My Hero Academia, to be included in these four fanfics as well. But then again viewers, that is just me. But anyway viewers, as I do seem to be rambling on a little bit too much here with this current fourth wall break moment. What do you viewers say, that we now get back to the current chapter, as well as the current fight at hand now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And so, getting back to the current situation and away from Angel Bluebells current fourth wall break moment, at least for now. Which as for the current and still ongoing situation from the tail end of the last chapter, was currently comprised of the following...

"Wait just a second here Bluebell, are you serious right now?!" The male who had accompanied Lina Inverse. That until now, he had remained silent. But as for Angel Bluebell, what with realizing who exactly he was...

"Well yeah Gourry, as that much should've been obvious to you! I mean let me ask you this then Gourry! By just having you look at my current facial expression, does it look like I am even remotely close to joking to you?!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back over to the now properly identified Gourry Gabriev with in response.

And yet not surprisingly in even the slightest bit...

"Well yeah Bluebell, but you see..." Gourry now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response with.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"So then Gourry, if I am not joking as you just so rightfully put! Then what is there to further talk about with regard to it?!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back over to Gourry with in response. Which while Angel Bluebell had said this very same response of hers back to Gourry, Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say it, while she was also currently somewhat presently displeased, and not too mention somewhat agitated, with how Gourry had proceeded to say his most recent statement. And this was since it was clearly obvious, that he knew without any sort of doubt, that he knew that Angel Bluebell was indeed correct.

But then...

"So wait Bluebell, so you're saying that Mirko here, is a some kind of superhero?" Kuroko had now proceeded to ask over to Angel Bluebell with in response. And yet, this was then quickly followed, by Misaka, had just gone and proceeded to gently place her hand onto Kuroko's back. And as for why? Well that much should have also been pretty obvious...

"Well yeah Kuroko, I mean we're all technically superheros when you think about it. Isn't that right viewers?" Misaka had now proceeded to say back over to Kuroko with in response. Which during this very same instance, Misaka had also proceeded to temporarily turn her attention slightly over to her right, in order for her to proceed to briefly address the viewers.

And then, yet also not surprisingly in even the slightest bit...

"Enough of your foolishness! Sloth, take care of these pieces of human waste!" Father had now proceeded to exclaim quite angrily and arrogantly out of seemingly nowhere.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well Father, you really just love getting straight to the point don't you? I guess you and Sloth, really must want to lose to us that badly huh? Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers. This does now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news like always viewers, is that we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers as usual, from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: October 14, 2023


And so, getting back to the currently still ongoing fight at hand...

"Alright then Father, you want to see at all of us at our best whilst fighting against you and Sloth? Well then suit yourself, as it is your funeral! Now then minna, and you as well viewers, I want you to pay close attention, because as Beetlejuice once said 'It's Showtime!'" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say to every single one of our allies that was currently present.

And sure enough, as if on queue, and as the all too familiar sound of chiming bells then proceeded to fill the air, Wedding Peach then proceeded to start her introduction.

"As a wave of happiness and kindheartedness sweeps through the town square, current allies form bonds with newer allies. On this fine and brisk evening, you have threatened us and those that we cherish and care about the most, and for that I can't forgive you! I am the Love Angel! I am Wedding Peach, and I am extremely angry with you!" Wedding Peach proceeded to say, while as usual, she proceeded to point her left hand at both Sloth and Father. Which was then swiftly followed, by her swinging her other arm into an upward arc. To which she then brought it into a flex, with her arm bent and her hand in a closed fist.

"Well said there as you have always done countless times before sis. Well then it would appear that is my turn now then viewers!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say. While she also took her usual stance, with her Saint Sword Of Bluebell pointed straight up with her left hand. "The nature of the Bluebell, is to spread joy and love, allowing friendships to remain strong! I can't forgive those who commit acts of evil! I am the Love Angel! I am Angel Bluebell, and I am very angry with you!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, as she swung her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, up towards, and then over her right armor clad shoulder. 

Which was followed as usual, by Angel Bluebell then proceeding to swing it into a downward swing. To which as usual, Angel Bluebell then stopped it midway down, held it in front of her in a battle ready stance, and then struck her usual pose.

Which just before Angel Bluebell had gone and done this, Angel Bluebell had proceeded to briefly glance slightly to her right with her eyes, in order to briefly address the viewers.

"In the language of flowers, the nature of the pure lily is special, it means that it will bloom and grant love!" Angel Lily said, as she said her introduction, and then struck a pose.

"The daisy is the emblem of the pure and innocent heart. For it's power can withstand even the most evil wind!" Angel Daisy said, as she said her introduction, and then struck a pose.

"In the language of flowers, salvia means a burning heart! The warrior from heaven, Angel Salvia, is here to do battle! All you devils who mislead innocent hearts, I will erase your filthy souls!" Angel Salvia said, as she then struck a pose.

"How dare you use your powers to try attack us and our friends! I am the Pretty Guardian! Who fights for love and for justice! I am Sailor Moon, and now in the name of the moon, I'll punish you!" Eternal Sailor Moon said, which she finished off with her signature pose, whilst pointing at both Sloth and Father.

"I am the Pretty Guardian, who fights for Love and Intelligence, I am Sailor Mercury! Douse yourself in water and repent!" Sailor Mercury said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who fights for Love and for Passion! I am Sailor Mars! In the name of Mars, I'll chastise you!" Sailor Mars said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who fights for Love and for Courage! I am Sailor Jupiter! I'll fill you regret, It'll leave you numb!" Sailor Jupiter said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who Fights for Love and for Beauty! I am Sailor Venus! In the name of Venus, I'll punish you with the power of love!" Sailor Venus said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am an emissary from the abyss of Death. Protected by Saturn, the Outer Planet of Destruction, the Guardian of Silence. I am Sailor Saturn." Sailor Saturn said as she struck her usual pose.

"Protected by Uranus, the Planet of the Wind. Guardian of Heavens. I am Sailor Uranus!" Sailor Uranus said as she struck her usual pose.

"Protected by Neptune, the Outer Planet of the Seas, Guardian of the Deep Sea. I am Sailor Neptune." Sailor Neptune said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Keeper of the Door of Space and Time. I am Sailor Pluto, Guardian of the Underworld." Sailor Pluto said as she struck her usual pose.

"For the earth's future, I'll be at your service Nya~!" Mew Ichigo proceeded to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

"I'm Mew Mint! I'm the cool and collected one, but when it comes to protecting the planet, I'll always be there!" Mew Mint proceeded to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

"I'm Mew Lettuce! I'm the shy one, but when it comes to protecting the planet, I'll always be there!" Mew Lettuce proceeded to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

And just like the last time, even though Mew Pudding still didn't wind up say anything yet again, she still wound up striking her signature pose.

"I'm Mew Zakuro! Breaking open the world of chaos, with an eternal smile!" Mew Zakuro then proceeded to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

And then, just after Mew Zakuro had finished her usual introduction, and had then struck her signature pose...

"Quick as a rabbit! It's no sweat. If you're going to die, get the job done first... I'm Mirko!! And I'm not done yet! Because a Hero never, ever... gives up!!" Mirko had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. Which wound up catching Angel Bluebell off guard briefly.

But then...

"Where monsters rampage, I'm there to take them down! Where treasure glitters, I'm there to claim it! Where an enemy rises to face me, victory will be mine!" Lina Inverse of all people had now proceeded to say quite seriously out of seemingly nowhere. Which since, like that of Mirko. And the fact that Angel Bluebell had had absolutely no idea that either Lina Inverse or Mirko even had anything that remotely even resembled any sort of battle introduction speech. Each of these two instances had wound up catching Angel Bluebell off guard for a brief second.

And then...

"Okay, well that was actually a little bit unexpected to say the least huh viewers? Especially these two specific introductions just came from Lina Inverse and Mirko respectively. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And let me be perfectly and abundantly clear her viewers, that in no sort of way, shape or form, do I mean any sort of offense to either Lina or Mirko in the slightest. I was just caught a tad bit off guard is all. So don't be getting any funny ideas alright?...*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to briefly clear her throat, before Angel Bluebell then proceeds to continue to once again properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers. This does now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news like always viewers, is that we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers as usual, from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 53

Chapter 54: Outwit, Outplay, And Outlast!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: October 14, 2023


And so, getting back to the currently still ongoing fight at hand...

"Alright then Father, you want to see at all of us at our best whilst fighting against you and Sloth? Well then suit yourself, as it is your funeral! Now then minna, and you as well viewers, I want you to pay close attention, because as Beetlejuice once said 'It's Showtime!'" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say to every single one of our allies that was currently present.

And sure enough, as if on queue, and as the all too familiar sound of chiming bells then proceeded to fill the air, Wedding Peach then proceeded to start her introduction.

"As a wave of happiness and kindheartedness sweeps through the town square, current allies form bonds with newer allies. On this fine and brisk evening, you have threatened us and those that we cherish and care about the most, and for that I can't forgive you! I am the Love Angel! I am Wedding Peach, and I am extremely angry with you!" Wedding Peach proceeded to say, while as usual, she proceeded to point her left hand at both Sloth and Father. Which was then swiftly followed, by her swinging her other arm into an upward arc. To which she then brought it into a flex, with her arm bent and her hand in a closed fist.

"Well said there as you have always done countless times before sis. Well then it would appear that is my turn now then viewers!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say. While she also took her usual stance, with her Saint Sword Of Bluebell pointed straight up with her left hand. "The nature of the Bluebell, is to spread joy and love, allowing friendships to remain strong! I can't forgive those who commit acts of evil! I am the Love Angel! I am Angel Bluebell, and I am very angry with you!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, as she swung her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, up towards, and then over her right armor clad shoulder. 

Which was followed as usual, by Angel Bluebell then proceeding to swing it into a downward swing. To which as usual, Angel Bluebell then stopped it midway down, held it in front of her in a battle ready stance, and then struck her usual pose.

Which just before Angel Bluebell had gone and done this, Angel Bluebell had proceeded to briefly glance slightly to her right with her eyes, in order to briefly address the viewers.

"In the language of flowers, the nature of the pure lily is special, it means that it will bloom and grant love!" Angel Lily said, as she said her introduction, and then struck a pose.

"The daisy is the emblem of the pure and innocent heart. For it's power can withstand even the most evil wind!" Angel Daisy said, as she said her introduction, and then struck a pose.

"In the language of flowers, salvia means a burning heart! The warrior from heaven, Angel Salvia, is here to do battle! All you devils who mislead innocent hearts, I will erase your filthy souls!" Angel Salvia said, as she then struck a pose.

"How dare you use your powers to try attack us and our friends! I am the Pretty Guardian! Who fights for love and for justice! I am Sailor Moon, and now in the name of the moon, I'll punish you!" Eternal Sailor Moon said, which she finished off with her signature pose, whilst pointing at both Sloth and Father.

"I am the Pretty Guardian, who fights for Love and Intelligence, I am Sailor Mercury! Douse yourself in water and repent!" Sailor Mercury said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who fights for Love and for Passion! I am Sailor Mars! In the name of Mars, I'll chastise you!" Sailor Mars said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who fights for Love and for Courage! I am Sailor Jupiter! I'll fill you regret, It'll leave you numb!" Sailor Jupiter said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who Fights for Love and for Beauty! I am Sailor Venus! In the name of Venus, I'll punish you with the power of love!" Sailor Venus said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am an emissary from the abyss of Death. Protected by Saturn, the Outer Planet of Destruction, the Guardian of Silence. I am Sailor Saturn." Sailor Saturn said as she struck her usual pose.

"Protected by Uranus, the Planet of the Wind. Guardian of Heavens. I am Sailor Uranus!" Sailor Uranus said as she struck her usual pose.

"Protected by Neptune, the Outer Planet of the Seas, Guardian of the Deep Sea. I am Sailor Neptune." Sailor Neptune said as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Keeper of the Door of Space and Time. I am Sailor Pluto, Guardian of the Underworld." Sailor Pluto said as she struck her usual pose.

"For the earth's future, I'll be at your service Nya~!" Mew Ichigo proceeded to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

"I'm Mew Mint! I'm the cool and collected one, but when it comes to protecting the planet, I'll always be there!" Mew Mint proceeded to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

"I'm Mew Lettuce! I'm the shy one, but when it comes to protecting the planet, I'll always be there!" Mew Lettuce proceeded to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

And just like the last time, even though Mew Pudding still didn't wind up say anything yet again, she still wound up striking her signature pose.

"I'm Mew Zakuro! Breaking open the world of chaos, with an eternal smile!" Mew Zakuro then proceeded to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

And then, just after Mew Zakuro had finished her usual introduction, and had then struck her signature pose...

"Quick as a rabbit! It's no sweat. If you're going to die, get the job done first... I'm Mirko!! And I'm not done yet! Because a Hero never, ever... gives up!!" Mirko had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. Which wound up catching Angel Bluebell off guard briefly.

But then...

"Where monsters rampage, I'm there to take them down! Where treasure glitters, I'm there to claim it! Where an enemy rises to face me, victory will be mine!" Lina Inverse of all people had now proceeded to say quite seriously out of seemingly nowhere. Which since, like that of Mirko. And the fact that Angel Bluebell had had absolutely no idea that either Lina Inverse or Mirko even had anything that remotely even resembled any sort of battle introduction speech. Each of these two instances had wound up catching Angel Bluebell off guard for a brief second.

And then...

"Okay, well that was actually a little bit unexpected to say the least huh viewers? Especially these two specific introductions just came from Lina Inverse and Mirko respectively. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And let me be perfectly and abundantly clear her viewers, that in no sort of way, shape or form, do I mean any sort of offense to either Lina or Mirko in the slightest. I was just caught a tad bit off guard is all. So don't be getting any funny ideas alright?...*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to briefly clear her throat, before Angel Bluebell then proceeds to continue to once again properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers. This does now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news like always viewers, is that we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers as usual, from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: October 14, 2023


And so, getting back to the currently still ongoing fight at hand...

"Hey long hair?! You, short hair, and your friends were just a real pain to find, you know that?!" An unmistakable somewhat high pitched female voice had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell from out of seemingly nowhere.

And yet sadly, Angel Bluebell was not the only one, who knew who she was pretty much instantly. And so, with this same exact thing currently still very much on Angel Bluebells mind...

"No Index, I wouldn't know how much of a pain it was for you and Touma to find us! And do you know exactly why that is Index?! It was because we were far too busy having to deal with the most recent slew of villains! Which by the way viewers..." Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back over to Index with in response. Albeit, she was honestly quite annoyed from the off, what with Index choosing to interject at this very same moment, as we were all still currently in the very middle of our current fight and situation with regard to both Sloth and Father.

But then...

"So hold on a moment here, just who exactly is this sassy sounding lost child?" Revy had now proceeded to say quite smugly and cheekily out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, had now caused me, to now start to crack up somewhat. As not only was what Revy had just said incredibly funny. But like that of me, who was currently having quite a bit of trouble with not cracking up and laughing. This had now also resulted in Angel Bluebell, now suddenly finding it incredibly difficult, to hide the clear and obvious fact. That like that of one Bradley Walsh on The Chase, Angel Bluebell could now see precisely why he had sometimes had such a hard time, with trying to keep his composure, and not burst out laughing at the most random of times.

And then...

"And just what is it may I ask, that you all seem to find so funny?!" Index had now proceeded to say to Angel Bluebell in response. Which since she had now proceeded to quickly dash over to Angel Bluebell when she wasn't paying attention, she was now only a few mere inches, or it may have been even less then that. As her face, was now quite uncomfortably close to Angel Bluebells. And judging from her currently very unhappy looking expression. If Angel Bluebell didn't say something right away to try and diffuse her current unhappy demeanor, then Index was going to do to Angel Bluebell, what she sometimes tended to do to Touma. Which was that she was going to wind up biting Angel Bluebell quite reasonably hard.

And so, with this thought now currently very much on Angel Bluebells mind...

"N-no Index, what gave you that idea? Angel Bluebell by the way here again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Which by the way viewers, for those of you who were wondering about Revy's recent statement? And yes viewers, that statement of Revy's, was in fact an indirect, and yet quite justifiable jab, to a certain internet troll over on Scribble Hub. Who for some ungodly reason, had decided to announce, that they were going to weaponize their 14 alternate accounts, in order to plan a deliberate attack on our YouTube channel. And yet to be honest here viewers, as I have clearly been such throughout the entirety of this fanfic. I really don't understand what sort of imaginary upside to saying that statement of theirs, that that daft-minded internet troll seems to have thought existed in any sort of reasonable capacity, in their quite clearly and obviously feeble mind. But I guess to each their own, isn't that right viewers? But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for now. So what do you say, that we get back to the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And then, just as Angel Bluebell had proceeded to finish her fourth wall break moment...

"Silence...all of you!" The unmistakable voice of Father had now proceeded to yell out quite loudly and angrily over to Angel Bluebell and everyone else on our side. Which was then quickly followed, by him then proceeding to launch a quite strong looking gold colored energy blast towards Angel Bluebell. And unfortunately, Angel Bluebell wasn't able to react quickly enough to give herself a good enough chance, of being able to dodge out of the way safely in time.

But thankfully, someone else other then Angel Bluebell was. And as a lone figure managed to leap forward, and then stick the landing in front of Angel Bluebell, just in time for them to raise their right hand. Which in turn, wound up cancelling the gold colored blast of energy, and caused it to dissipate into nothing at the very moment that it wound up making contact with their right hand.

And then...

"Ah Touma, right on time as usual. So Father, do you now realize the sheer scope of just how outmatched you are against us in this?! And now, we're all going to show you, just how wrong you are to even try to threaten us! Oh right, Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers. Angel Bluebell now proceeds to briefly clear her throat, before she then proceeds to continue to once again properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers. This does now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news like always viewers, is that we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers as usual, from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 54

Chapter 55: A Modern Day Joan Or Arc!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Zachary here...it is nice to see you all again...Now then viewers, before I proceed forward with this particular chapter...and like always viewers...a chapter recap is in order first...now then viewers...let us begin the chapter recap now, okay?...Now then...what do you say, that we get on with it now...okay?"


Date: October 14, 2023


And so, getting back to the currently still ongoing fight at hand...

"Hey long hair?! You, short hair, and your friends were just a real pain to find, you know that?!" An unmistakable somewhat high pitched female voice had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell from out of seemingly nowhere.

And yet sadly, Angel Bluebell was not the only one, who knew who she was pretty much instantly. And so, with this same exact thing currently still very much on Angel Bluebells mind...

"No Index, I wouldn't know how much of a pain it was for you and Touma to find us! And do you know exactly why that is Index?! It was because we were far too busy having to deal with the most recent slew of villains! Which by the way viewers..." Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say back over to Index with in response. Albeit, she was honestly quite annoyed from the off, what with Index choosing to interject at this very same moment, as we were all still currently in the very middle of our current fight and situation with regard to both Sloth and Father.

But then...

"So hold on a moment here, just who exactly is this sassy sounding lost child?" Revy had now proceeded to say quite smugly and cheekily out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, had now caused me, to now start to crack up somewhat. As not only was what Revy had just said incredibly funny. But like that of me, who was currently having quite a bit of trouble with not cracking up and laughing. This had now also resulted in Angel Bluebell, now suddenly finding it incredibly difficult, to hide the clear and obvious fact. That like that of one Bradley Walsh on The Chase, Angel Bluebell could now see precisely why he had sometimes had such a hard time, with trying to keep his composure, and not burst out laughing at the most random of times.

And then...

"And just what is it may I ask, that you all seem to find so funny?!" Index had now proceeded to say to Angel Bluebell in response. Which since she had now proceeded to quickly dash over to Angel Bluebell when she wasn't paying attention, she was now only a few mere inches, or it may have been even less then that. As her face, was now quite uncomfortably close to Angel Bluebells. And judging from her currently very unhappy looking expression. If Angel Bluebell didn't say something right away to try and diffuse her current unhappy demeanor, then Index was going to do to Angel Bluebell, what she sometimes tended to do to Touma. Which was that she was going to wind up biting Angel Bluebell quite reasonably hard.

And so, with this thought now currently very much on Angel Bluebells mind...

"N-no Index, what gave you that idea? Angel Bluebell by the way here again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Which by the way viewers, for those of you who were wondering about Revy's recent statement? And yes viewers, that statement of Revy's, was in fact an indirect, and yet quite justifiable jab, to a certain internet troll over on Scribble Hub. Who for some ungodly reason, had decided to announce, that they were going to weaponize their 14 alternate accounts, in order to plan a deliberate attack on our YouTube channel. And yet to be honest here viewers, as I have clearly been such throughout the entirety of this fanfic. I really don't understand what sort of imaginary upside to saying that statement of theirs, that that daft-minded internet troll seems to have thought existed in any sort of reasonable capacity, in their quite clearly and obviously feeble mind. But I guess to each their own, isn't that right viewers? But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for now. So what do you say, that we get back to the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And then, just as Angel Bluebell had proceeded to finish her fourth wall break moment...

"Silence...all of you!" The unmistakable voice of Father had now proceeded to yell out quite loudly and angrily over to Angel Bluebell and everyone else on our side. Which was then quickly followed, by him then proceeding to launch a quite strong looking gold colored energy blast towards Angel Bluebell. And unfortunately, Angel Bluebell wasn't able to react quickly enough to give herself a good enough chance, of being able to dodge out of the way safely in time.

But thankfully, someone else other then Angel Bluebell was. And as a lone figure managed to leap forward, and then stick the landing in front of Angel Bluebell, just in time for them to raise their right hand. Which in turn, wound up cancelling the gold colored blast of energy, and caused it to dissipate into nothing at the very moment that it wound up making contact with their right hand.

And then...

"Ah Touma, right on time as usual. So Father, do you now realize the sheer scope of just how outmatched you are against us in this?! And now, we're all going to show you, just how wrong you are to even try to threaten us! Oh right, Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers. Angel Bluebell now proceeds to briefly clear her throat, before she then proceeds to continue to once again properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers. This does now mark the end of this current chapter. But the good news like always viewers, is that we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers as usual, from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: October 14, 2023


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing fight at hand. Which at this point since the tail end of the last chapter, was as follows...

"Oi, you with the long light blue hair! Can you please help me to..." A now currently unrecognizable female voice had proceeded to now say over to Angel Bluebell with. But interestingly enough, unlike every other time that this had happened, Angel Bluebell did not know who the female voice belonged to. So, with this in mind, and as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to turn her attention towards the source of the currently unknown female voice...

"Well miss, I would highly suggest..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only to then proceed to halt herself to a stop mid explanatory response back to the currently still unrecognizable female voice. And the reason as to why this was currently the case. Was that Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, had now fallen upon a female, with long blonde hair and purple eyes. And what was also somewhat striking about her, was the fact that like that of Angel Bluebell, Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, Super Sailor Pluto, Mew Ichigo, Mew Mint, etcetera, etcetera. She also appeared to be wearing a similar magical girl outfit, only with a couple key differences.

The first of which, was that her outfit appeared to be based on a traditional Japanese-style kimono, with the only difference was that it appeared to be of a unique, stylized design. Next, what appeared to be a prominent red obi, or a wide sash, was tied around her waist. Which seemed to add a striking contrast to her main outfit. Next, she also appeared to be wearing long white boots adorned with red ribbons that wrapped around them. And finally, a frilly pink overskirt was also around her waist. Which gave a similar appearance to Angel Bluebell, Wedding Peach, the Love Angels, the Sailor Senshi, and a few of the Mew Mews, with the fact that it seemed to bear quite a striking resemblance to that of a mini skirt.

And then...

"Uh, w-well miss, you see, I...I'm sorry who are you exactly? And what I mean by this viewers, is..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for someone who Angel Bluebell did not expect, to then proceed to interject into her fourth wall break at the very start of it. And as for who it was? Well you see, about that...

"Wait hold on a moment here, did you just speak to the viewers? So you can do that as well?" The girl with the long blonde hair had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with in response. Which not surprisingly, wound up throwing Angel Bluebell off guard. Since because Angel Bluebell had no idea who she was, Angel Bluebell was taken aback as to the fact, that whoever she was, she clearly had fourth wall awareness.

But, though Angel Bluebell had no idea who she was, someone else did know who she was. And as for who this was? Well...

"Ah, so you're the one and only Phantom Thief Jeanne. You know, I was wondering when your anime was going to wind up finally getting an English Dub. But apparently viewers, this is something, that unfortunately as of the posting of this chapter, still hasn't happened yet. And I really do highly recommend, that you go and watch Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne, when you have the chance to do so. As it actually bears quite a few similarities to the Sailor Moon anime. And also viewers..." Zachary had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. Which since Angel Bluebell had absolutely no idea that the girl standing before her, was in fact the one and only Phantom Thief Jeanne. Angel Bluebell was honestly quite surprised, that Zachary knew exactly who she was, while Angel Bluebell on the other hand, did not.

And then...

"Are you kidding me right now Zachary?! You mean to tell me, that you knew exactly who she was?! And yet you didn't bother to pipe up with this bit of information sooner?!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say over to Zachary with in response. And not surprisingly, a tickmark was now also currently present on one side of Angel Bluebells face.

But then, as for Zachary and his response back to Angel Bluebell...

"Well yes Bluebell, I knew who she was. But to be fair Bluebell, you never bothered to ask me, so I didn't really see it necessary to tell you. I mean after all viewers, it helps if someone asks about..." Zachary had now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with. Which during this very same statement of his. He had also proceeded to turn his attention, slightly to the right of him, in order for him to briefly address the viewers.

To which Angel Bluebell then proceeded to cut Zachary off mid sentence, and fourth wall break explanation. And as for why? Well that much should have been plainly obvious...

"Oh sure Zachary, and as Madison once said back in the Fight Card episode of your fanfic perspective 'everyone's a critic.' Which by the way viewers, I am being sarcastic with regard to that. But anyway viewers..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for something to then proceed to occur, which as a result, had then proceeded to temporarily cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence and fourth wall break explanation. Which as it currently stood, was as follows...

"Enough, no more comments from the peanut gallery!" Father had now proceeded to yell out towards Angel Bluebell and everyone else with quite forcefully and arrogantly with in response.

Which he then followed up, with proceeding to launch yet another gold colored energy blast towards Angel Bluebell. Only once again just like in the last chapter, Touma simply continued to hold out his right hand, and once the gold colored energy blast hit it, it then proceeded to instantly dissipate into nothing.

And then...

"Really Father, you really want to lose to us that badly don't you?! Well then, how about we finally show you and your lackey, just how wrong and outmatched you truly are?! Okay minna, it's showtime, so let him and Sloth have it!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say. Which during this, Angel Bluebell had proceeded to draw her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, back towards, and then over her right armor clad shoulder.

And then, a good portion of us all, then once again proceeded to launch each of our respective attacks towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint Grenade...Critical! Heart...Impact!" Wedding Peach exclaimed, as she conjured up her Saint Revolver, and then proceeded to fire the energy shot from the barrel of the Saint Revolver. As it then made its way towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint Sword Of Bluebell...Devil...Purification~!" Angel Bluebell then exclaimed. And once the blade of her Saint Sword Of Bluebell proceeded to glow its all too familiar light blue color. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to swing it, in a left horizontal swing in front of her. As Angel Bluebell also proceeded to fire the all too familiar blast of light blue energy from her Saint Sword Of Bluebell towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint...Spiral...Whip!" Angel Lily now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to wave her right hand over her leg band. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Spiral Whip appeared in her right hand. To which she then proceeded to uncoil it, and then lash it out towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint...Rolling...Boomerang!" Angel Daisy now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to throw both of her arms and hands upwards. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Rolling Boomerangs appeared in both of her hands. To which she then proceeded to quickly whip them forward from both of her hands one after the other. To which both of them then proceeded to quickly make their way towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint...Twin...Swords!" Angel Salvia now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to extend both of her hands upwards. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Twin Swords appeared in both of her hands. To which she then proceeded to swing both of them in two separate outward facing swings. To which two separate magic energy wave blasts erupted from both of her Saint Twin Swords blades. To which both then proceeded to make their way towards Sloth and Father.

"Moon...Gorgeous...Meditation~!" Eternal Sailor Moon exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her Kaleidoscope Rod. She then proceeded to launch the attack from it, and towards Sloth and Father.

"Mercury...Aqua...Rhapsody!" Super Sailor Mercury exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Mars...Flame...Sniper!" Super Sailor Mars exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Jupiter...Oak...Evolution!" Super Sailor Jupiter exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Venus...Love Me...Chain!" Super Sailor Venus exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Death...Reborn...Revolution!" Super Sailor Saturn exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"World...Shaking!" Super Sailor Uranus exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Deep...Submerge!" Super Sailor Neptune exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Dead...Scream!" Super Sailor Pluto exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Ribbon...Strawberry Check!" Mew Ichigo exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Ribbon...Mint Echo!" Mew Mint exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Deep...Sea Surge!" Mew Retasu exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Ribbon...PuRing Ring Inferno!" Mew Pudding exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Ribbon...ZaCross Pure!" Mew Zakuro exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

But then, just before all of the attacks had proceeded to hit Father and Sloth, yet another explosion of bright white light, then proceeded to erupt outwards, and across the entire area that we were all still currently in. Which like all of the other times, had now proceeded to once again blind us all temporarily.

And the only thought on Angel Bluebells mind at this very same moment, was what form of media, were we all going to wind up in next?

"Well viewers, about that. Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers. Angel Bluebell now proceeds to briefly clear her throat, before she then proceeds to continue to once again properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to come into the frame of shot. To which they then proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence, and also midway through her usual end of chapter fourth wall break*"

"Excuse me, Bluebell was it?...*Phantom Thief Jeanne, now proceeds to come into the frame of shot, and proceeds to then speak up. Which was exactly why, Angel Bluebell was forced to stop midway through her end of chapter fourth wall break*"

"Yes Jeanne, what is it?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this back to Jeanne in response. While surprisingly not sounding even the slightest bit annoyed. No really, when she had proceeded to respond back to Jeanne, Angel Bluebell wasn't even the slightest bit upset. Which was more then likely due to the fact, that Jeanne seemed to remind Angel Bluebell quite a bit of Eternal Sailor Moon. Which as a result, wound up causing Angel Bluebell to default to being polite right from the off. Which interestingly enough, would wind up making a huge difference later on*"

"Would you mind if I help you with ending this current chapter?...*Jeanne proceeds to say this over to Angel Bluebell. While she also proceeds to smile quite warmly and kindly at Angel Bluebell, with both of her purple eyes closed for a brief moment*"

"Uh, s-sure Jeanne...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this back over to Jeanne with in response. Which she also proceeded to say, while a nervous looking sweatdrop, had now also proceeded to temporarily appear on one side of Angel Bluebells face*"

"Thank you Bluebell. Hello there viewers, Jeanne here. It is very nice to be able to finally speak to all of you...*Jeanne proceeds to say this to the viewers, while also proceeding to smile with both of her purple eyes closed*"

"Likewise Jeanne. Now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But the good news like always viewers, is that we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers as usual, from me, Jeanne, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner. And Jeanne also proceeds to look towards the viewers, while also pretty much mirroring Angel Bluebells action as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 55

Chapter 56: A Blast From The Past!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again. I know right, it has been quite a while since I have done yet another fourth wall break by myself for a change hasn't it?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, before I proceed with the usual chapter recap. I believe that Angel Bluebell said in her respective fanfiction perspective, that my perspective of all of this was going to be covering me, Revy, the rest of Lagoon Company, and apparently who is without a doubt a female, who is just as crazy as me and Revy are. And for the record viewers, Bluebell was right, as the upcoming chapters will in fact be covering the fight against the Dragon Militia. Oh right, I almost forgot that we need to get to the chapter recap of the last chapter. So then viewers, what do you say that we get on with that right now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: October 14, 2023


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing fight at hand. Which at this point since the tail end of the last chapter, was as follows...

"Oi, you with the long light blue hair! Can you please help me to..." A now currently unrecognizable female voice had proceeded to now say over to Angel Bluebell with. But interestingly enough, unlike every other time that this had happened, Angel Bluebell did not know who the female voice belonged to. So, with this in mind, and as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to turn her attention towards the source of the currently unknown female voice...

"Well miss, I would highly suggest..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only to then proceed to halt herself to a stop mid explanatory response back to the currently still unrecognizable female voice. And the reason as to why this was currently the case. Was that Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, had now fallen upon a female, with long blonde hair and purple eyes. And what was also somewhat striking about her, was the fact that like that of Angel Bluebell, Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, Super Sailor Pluto, Mew Ichigo, Mew Mint, etcetera, etcetera. She also appeared to be wearing a similar magical girl outfit, only with a couple key differences.

The first of which, was that her outfit appeared to be based on a traditional Japanese-style kimono, with the only difference was that it appeared to be of a unique, stylized design. Next, what appeared to be a prominent red obi, or a wide sash, was tied around her waist. Which seemed to add a striking contrast to her main outfit. Next, she also appeared to be wearing long white boots adorned with red ribbons that wrapped around them. And finally, a frilly pink overskirt was also around her waist. Which gave a similar appearance to Angel Bluebell, Wedding Peach, the Love Angels, the Sailor Senshi, and a few of the Mew Mews, with the fact that it seemed to bear quite a striking resemblance to that of a mini skirt.

And then...

"Uh, w-well miss, you see, I...I'm sorry who are you exactly? And what I mean by this viewers, is..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for someone who Angel Bluebell did not expect, to then proceed to interject into her fourth wall break at the very start of it. And as for who it was? Well you see, about that...

"Wait hold on a moment here, did you just speak to the viewers? So you can do that as well?" The girl with the long blonde hair had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with in response. Which not surprisingly, wound up throwing Angel Bluebell off guard. Since because Angel Bluebell had no idea who she was, Angel Bluebell was taken aback as to the fact, that whoever she was, she clearly had fourth wall awareness.

But, though Angel Bluebell had no idea who she was, someone else did know who she was. And as for who this was? Well...

"Ah, so you're the one and only Phantom Thief Jeanne. You know, I was wondering when your anime was going to wind up finally getting an English Dub. But apparently viewers, this is something, that unfortunately as of the posting of this chapter, still hasn't happened yet. And I really do highly recommend, that you go and watch Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne, when you have the chance to do so. As it actually bears quite a few similarities to the Sailor Moon anime. And also viewers..." Zachary had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. Which since Angel Bluebell had absolutely no idea that the girl standing before her, was in fact the one and only Phantom Thief Jeanne. Angel Bluebell was honestly quite surprised, that Zachary knew exactly who she was, while Angel Bluebell on the other hand, did not.

And then...

"Are you kidding me right now Zachary?! You mean to tell me, that you knew exactly who she was?! And yet you didn't bother to pipe up with this bit of information sooner?!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say over to Zachary with in response. And not surprisingly, a tickmark was now also currently present on one side of Angel Bluebells face.

But then, as for Zachary and his response back to Angel Bluebell...

"Well yes Bluebell, I knew who she was. But to be fair Bluebell, you never bothered to ask me, so I didn't really see it necessary to tell you. I mean after all viewers, it helps if someone asks about..." Zachary had now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with. Which during this very same statement of his. He had also proceeded to turn his attention, slightly to the right of him, in order for him to briefly address the viewers.

To which Angel Bluebell then proceeded to cut Zachary off mid sentence, and fourth wall break explanation. And as for why? Well that much should have been plainly obvious...

"Oh sure Zachary, and as Madison once said back in the Fight Card episode of your fanfic perspective 'everyone's a critic.' Which by the way viewers, I am being sarcastic with regard to that. But anyway viewers..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, only for something to then proceed to occur, which as a result, had then proceeded to temporarily cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence and fourth wall break explanation. Which as it currently stood, was as follows...

"Enough, no more comments from the peanut gallery!" Father had now proceeded to yell out towards Angel Bluebell and everyone else with quite forcefully and arrogantly with in response.

Which he then followed up, with proceeding to launch yet another gold colored energy blast towards Angel Bluebell. Only once again just like in the last chapter, Touma simply continued to hold out his right hand, and once the gold colored energy blast hit it, it then proceeded to instantly dissipate into nothing.

And then...

"Really Father, you really want to lose to us that badly don't you?! Well then, how about we finally show you and your lackey, just how wrong and outmatched you truly are?! Okay minna, it's showtime, so let him and Sloth have it!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say. Which during this, Angel Bluebell had proceeded to draw her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, back towards, and then over her right armor clad shoulder.

And then, a good portion of us all, then once again proceeded to launch each of our respective attacks towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint Grenade...Critical! Heart...Impact!" Wedding Peach exclaimed, as she conjured up her Saint Revolver, and then proceeded to fire the energy shot from the barrel of the Saint Revolver. As it then made its way towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint Sword Of Bluebell...Devil...Purification~!" Angel Bluebell then exclaimed. And once the blade of her Saint Sword Of Bluebell proceeded to glow its all too familiar light blue color. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to swing it, in a left horizontal swing in front of her. As Angel Bluebell also proceeded to fire the all too familiar blast of light blue energy from her Saint Sword Of Bluebell towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint...Spiral...Whip!" Angel Lily now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to wave her right hand over her leg band. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Spiral Whip appeared in her right hand. To which she then proceeded to uncoil it, and then lash it out towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint...Rolling...Boomerang!" Angel Daisy now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to throw both of her arms and hands upwards. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Rolling Boomerangs appeared in both of her hands. To which she then proceeded to quickly whip them forward from both of her hands one after the other. To which both of them then proceeded to quickly make their way towards Sloth and Father.

"Saint...Twin...Swords!" Angel Salvia now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to extend both of her hands upwards. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Twin Swords appeared in both of her hands. To which she then proceeded to swing both of them in two separate outward facing swings. To which two separate magic energy wave blasts erupted from both of her Saint Twin Swords blades. To which both then proceeded to make their way towards Sloth and Father.

"Moon...Gorgeous...Meditation~!" Eternal Sailor Moon exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her Kaleidoscope Rod. She then proceeded to launch the attack from it, and towards Sloth and Father.

"Mercury...Aqua...Rhapsody!" Super Sailor Mercury exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Mars...Flame...Sniper!" Super Sailor Mars exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Jupiter...Oak...Evolution!" Super Sailor Jupiter exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Venus...Love Me...Chain!" Super Sailor Venus exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Death...Reborn...Revolution!" Super Sailor Saturn exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"World...Shaking!" Super Sailor Uranus exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Deep...Submerge!" Super Sailor Neptune exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Dead...Scream!" Super Sailor Pluto exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Ribbon...Strawberry Check!" Mew Ichigo exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Ribbon...Mint Echo!" Mew Mint exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Deep...Sea Surge!" Mew Retasu exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Ribbon...PuRing Ring Inferno!" Mew Pudding exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

"Ribbon...ZaCross Pure!" Mew Zakuro exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Sloth and Father.

But then, just before all of the attacks had proceeded to hit Father and Sloth, yet another explosion of bright white light, then proceeded to erupt outwards, and across the entire area that we were all still currently in. Which like all of the other times, had now proceeded to once again blind us all temporarily.

And the only thought on Angel Bluebells mind at this very same moment, was what form of media, were we all going to wind up in next?

"Well viewers, about that. Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers. Angel Bluebell now proceeds to briefly clear her throat, before she then proceeds to continue to once again properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to come into the frame of shot. To which they then proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence, and also midway through her usual end of chapter fourth wall break*"

"Excuse me, Bluebell was it?...*Phantom Thief Jeanne, now proceeds to come into the frame of shot, and proceeds to then speak up. Which was exactly why, Angel Bluebell was forced to stop midway through her end of chapter fourth wall break*"

"Yes Jeanne, what is it?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this back to Jeanne in response. While surprisingly not sounding even the slightest bit annoyed. No really, when she had proceeded to respond back to Jeanne, Angel Bluebell wasn't even the slightest bit upset. Which was more then likely due to the fact, that Jeanne seemed to remind Angel Bluebell quite a bit of Eternal Sailor Moon. Which as a result, wound up causing Angel Bluebell to default to being polite right from the off. Which interestingly enough, would wind up making a huge difference later on*"

"Would you mind if I help you with ending this current chapter?...*Jeanne proceeds to say this over to Angel Bluebell. While she also proceeds to smile quite warmly and kindly at Angel Bluebell, with both of her purple eyes closed for a brief moment*"

"Uh, s-sure Jeanne...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this back over to Jeanne with in response. Which she also proceeded to say, while a nervous looking sweatdrop, had now also proceeded to temporarily appear on one side of Angel Bluebells face*"

"Thank you Bluebell. Hello there viewers, Jeanne here. It is very nice to be able to finally speak to all of you...*Jeanne proceeds to say this to the viewers, while also proceeding to smile with both of her purple eyes closed*"

"Likewise Jeanne. Now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But the good news like always viewers, is that we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers as usual, from me, Jeanne, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner. And Jeanne also proceeds to look towards the viewers, while also pretty much mirroring Angel Bluebells action as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which at this point since the tail end of the last chapter, was just after the huge bright white light had proceeded to erupt from our most recent encounter with both Sloth and Father. But, as for the current area that we were all about to wind up in? Well that was about to make all of the other forms of anime media that we had wound up in thus far, like child's play.

And speaking of which, as Angel Bluebell then managed to quickly glance around her, at all of our allies, she then noticed, that a couple of them, had now once again vanished out of existence. And, as the light had then proceeded to slowly die down. To which the scene around Angel Bluebell and everyone else returned to normal. Angel Bluebell could then see, that what had actually happened, was that other then Sam, Clover, Alex, Martin, Diana, Java, and anyone else who didn't possess some kind of magic, or were a part of Black Lagoon, had all vanished. Which in this case, was pretty much everyone, except for the six aforementioned people. Which meant, that Dutch, Benny, and Rock, had now reappeared, along with the rest of us.

But then, as Angel Bluebell, who had now returned, along with everyone else that were still transformed back into their civilian forms, at least for now. Shinko then proceeded to glance around at our present surroundings. She then noticed, that we seemed to now be in another open looking area. And yet...

"Hey, who are all of you people and what are you all doing here?! There is a business deal going on here!" A currently unrecognizable sounding female voice had now proceeded to say over to Shinko with a clear and obvious amount of confusion, and yet a lot more of what sounded like anger, in their current tone of voice.

And, once Shinko had proceeded to turn her attention towards the source of the female voice. That, was when Shinko's blood had then proceeded to suddenly run cold.

Because as for the female in question who had said this statement? Well, she was a slim, fair skinned young woman with waist-length fair hair styled in a hime cut and light colored eyes, She also appeared to have white hair with light blue eyes and pale skin. And yet from what I could also tell, she also appeared to be dressed in what was clearly a white coat with a feather-like collar. And as for who she was? Well interestingly enough, someone else had decided to speak up with regard to that. And speaking of which...

"Wait is that you Koko?! How long has it been?!" Revy of all people had now proceeded to shout out to the now identified, and yet still quite scary in person, one Koko Hekmatyar. As in the very same Koko Hekmatyar, from the anime Jormungand.

And it was only then that Shinko realized, that things were not as bad as they could have been. Which given who these two females were, that was actually saying quite a lot.

"And yet viewers. Shinko here by the way. And in case any of you are wondering as to why I'm back in my civilian form along with everyone else? Well let me ask you this, would you want to still be transformed, and risk getting found out? My point exactly...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Shinko then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers. Shinko now proceed to briefly clear her throat, before she then proceeds to continue to once again properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, for those of you who are going to attempt to try and question as to why Koko and Revy know each other? Well then I would highly recommend, that you go and read 'Asian Sea Merchants.' As this was, and still is physical proof, that Revy and Koko. Albeit Koko was younger at the time, but the two of them did in fact meet each other. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me don't you think? So, what do you viewers say, that we get back to the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while she also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from Shinko's current fourth wall break moment, and back to the current situation at hand. Which as it currently stood, was a follows...

"And I see that you've brought your sister Cat with you as well! Nice to see you both again!" Koko had now proceeded to say over to not just Revy, but to me as well.

And then...

"Are you serious right now Cat?! Since when did you..." Shinko then proceeded to say over to me with.

But then...

"Since when have I ever met Koko, Shinko? Is that what you're asking me? Well Shinko, I don't mean to brag, but the three of us have actually met one another a bit more then either you, or the viewers think that we have. Oh, and by the way viewers, if you're wondering how I know this? Well that is because I have the memories to back it up. And if you viewers want more proof then just that, then tough," I had now proceeded to say back over to Shinko in response with.

Which during this very same instance, I had also proceeded to turn my attention and eyesight slightly and briefly to the left of me, in order for me to briefly address the viewers.

And then...

"Wait hold on a sec here Revy. So that's the woman who sold you and Cat those weapons all of those years ago?" Rock had now proceeded to speak up with asking both me and Revy out of seemingly nowhere.

And yet, not surprisingly...

"Well yeah Rock, were you even listening to a single word that Revy said?!" I had now proceeded to yell back to Rock with in response. Which I had proceeded to say back to Rock with in response, while Shinko could also quite visibly pick up on the clear and obvious fact, that I was also becoming slightly annoyed, with Rock's absentmindedness. Which to be fair, was in fact one hundred percent true.

But then, just as Misaka was about to attempt to speak up...

"And in case you're wondering Misaka, as to why Koko sounds like Dr. Kiyama? Well that is because they are both voiced by the same Seiyuu, or voice actor. Which in this case viewers, is one Anastasia Munoz...*And just as Shinko finishes her explanation over to Misaka, she then proceeds to close her mouth again. Which was to confirm, that her question that she was about to ask, was already answered by Shinko*...Now then viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Shinko then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers. Shinko also now proceeds to briefly clear my throat, before she then proceeds to continue to once again properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But the good news like always viewers, is that we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers as usual, from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 56

Chapter 57: To Triad Or Not To Triad!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, let me once again remind you all before I proceed with the usual chapter recap. That my perspective of all of this will be covered me, Revy, the rest of Lagoon Company, and along with Koko and the rest of HCLI, dealing with and killing off the Dragon Militia. So then viewers, with that now out of the way, what do you say that we get on with that right now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which at this point since the tail end of the last chapter, was just after the huge bright white light had proceeded to erupt from our most recent encounter with both Sloth and Father. But, as for the current area that we were all about to wind up in? Well that was about to make all of the other forms of anime media that we had wound up in thus far, like child's play.

And speaking of which, as Angel Bluebell then managed to quickly glance around her, at all of our allies, she then noticed, that a couple of them, had now once again vanished out of existence. And, as the light had then proceeded to slowly die down. To which the scene around Angel Bluebell and everyone else returned to normal. Angel Bluebell could then see, that what had actually happened, was that other then Sam, Clover, Alex, Martin, Diana, Java, and anyone else who didn't possess some kind of magic, or were a part of Black Lagoon, had all vanished. Which in this case, was pretty much everyone, except for the six aforementioned people. Which meant, that Dutch, Benny, and Rock, had now reappeared, along with the rest of us.

But then, as Angel Bluebell, who had now returned, along with everyone else that were still transformed back into their civilian forms, at least for now. Shinko then proceeded to glance around at our present surroundings. She then noticed, that we seemed to now be in another open looking area. And yet...

"Hey, who are all of you people and what are you all doing here?! There is a business deal going on here!" A currently unrecognizable sounding female voice had now proceeded to say over to Shinko with a clear and obvious amount of confusion, and yet a lot more of what sounded like anger, in their current tone of voice.

And, once Shinko had proceeded to turn her attention towards the source of the female voice. That, was when Shinko's blood had then proceeded to suddenly run cold.

Because as for the female in question who had said this statement? Well, she was a slim, fair skinned young woman with waist-length fair hair styled in a hime cut and light colored eyes, She also appeared to have white hair with light blue eyes and pale skin. And yet from what I could also tell, she also appeared to be dressed in what was clearly a white coat with a feather-like collar. And as for who she was? Well interestingly enough, someone else had decided to speak up with regard to that. And speaking of which...

"Wait is that you Koko?! How long has it been?!" Revy of all people had now proceeded to shout out to the now identified, and yet still quite scary in person, one Koko Hekmatyar. As in the very same Koko Hekmatyar, from the anime Jormungand.

And it was only then that Shinko realized, that things were not as bad as they could have been. Which given who these two females were, that was actually saying quite a lot.

"And yet viewers. Shinko here by the way. And in case any of you are wondering as to why I'm back in my civilian form along with everyone else? Well let me ask you this, would you want to still be transformed, and risk getting found out? My point exactly...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Shinko then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers. Shinko now proceed to briefly clear her throat, before she then proceeds to continue to once again properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, for those of you who are going to attempt to try and question as to why Koko and Revy know each other? Well then I would highly recommend, that you go and read 'Asian Sea Merchants.' As this was, and still is physical proof, that Revy and Koko. Albeit Koko was younger at the time, but the two of them did in fact meet each other. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me don't you think? So, what do you viewers say, that we get back to the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while she also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from Shinko's current fourth wall break moment, and back to the current situation at hand. Which as it currently stood, was a follows...

"And I see that you've brought your sister Cat with you as well! Nice to see you both again!" Koko had now proceeded to say over to not just Revy, but to me as well.

And then...

"Are you serious right now Cat?! Since when did you..." Shinko then proceeded to say over to me with.

But then...

"Since when have I ever met Koko, Shinko? Is that what you're asking me? Well Shinko, I don't mean to brag, but the three of us have actually met one another a bit more then either you, or the viewers think that we have. Oh, and by the way viewers, if you're wondering how I know this? Well that is because I have the memories to back it up. And if you viewers want more proof then just that, then tough," I had now proceeded to say back over to Shinko in response with.

Which during this very same instance, I had also proceeded to turn my attention and eyesight slightly and briefly to the left of me, in order for me to briefly address the viewers.

And then...

"Wait hold on a sec here Revy. So that's the woman who sold you and Cat those weapons all of those years ago?" Rock had now proceeded to speak up with asking both me and Revy out of seemingly nowhere.

And yet, not surprisingly...

"Well yeah Rock, were you even listening to a single word that Revy said?!" I had now proceeded to yell back to Rock with in response. Which I had proceeded to say back to Rock with in response, while Shinko could also quite visibly pick up on the clear and obvious fact, that I was also becoming slightly annoyed, with Rock's absentmindedness. Which to be fair, was in fact one hundred percent true.

But then, just as Misaka was about to attempt to speak up...

"And in case you're wondering Misaka, as to why Koko sounds like Dr. Kiyama? Well that is because they are both voiced by the same Seiyuu, or voice actor. Which in this case viewers, is one Anastasia Munoz...*And just as Shinko finishes her explanation over to Misaka, she then proceeds to close her mouth again. Which was to confirm, that her question that she was about to ask, was already answered by Shinko*...Now then viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Shinko then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers. Shinko also now proceeds to briefly clear my throat, before she then proceeds to continue to once again properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But the good news like always viewers, is that we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers as usual, from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. And with the sudden sound of something proceeding to whizz through the air at a very high rate of speed. And then, thanks to me and Revy being already aware of this...

"HEADS UP! RPG!" Both me and Revy of all people had now proceeded to yell out quite loudly with. But then, as the RPG, or Rocket Propelled Grenade proceeded to nearly make its way to its intended target. Which in this case, was Angel Bluebell along with the rest of us. Who from the last chapter, Angel Bluebell, and the rest of them who were all transformed, had all powered down back to their respective civilian forms.

So in this case, if something hadn't have been done, which in this case it had been. Then several of us would've either wound up injured, or in worse case, killed.

But thankfully, as an all too familiar looking twin shot of very quick, and bright yellow colored blasts, then proceeded to strike the RPG at the very front of the projectiles warhead. And upon impact, caused it to explode in less then a split second. And as for the shrapnel of the RPG and its warhead? Well the entire thing basically wound up disintegrating. In fact, it actually did.

And upon hearing Shinko, then proceeding to let out a very audible sigh of relief from her mouth...

"Well done and that was very quick thinking on both of your parts Keiko and Misaka. And by the way viewers, Shinko here by the way again...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Shinko then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, since me, Momoko, Yuri, Hinagiku, Scarlet, Yousuke, Usagi, Ami, Rei, Makoto, Minako, Hotaru, Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna, Ichigo, Mint, Retasu, Bu-Ling, and Zakuro, can't transform at the current moment. As it would wind up drawing unwanted attention to ourselves. And because I don't really think that HCLI needs to be introduced to the Trinity just yet. We will be leaving it up to Keiko, Misaka, Shokuhou, Kuroko, Touma, Index, Catherine, Revy, Benny, and Dutch. To help HCLI for the time being. And furthermore viewers...*Shinko proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to speak up out of seemingly nowhere. Which like most of the other times that this has gone and happened already. This has now once again caused one of Shinko's eyes, to then proceed to start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for who it was that had decided to speak up and thus cut Shinko off mid sentence, and mid fourth wall break explanation? Well about that...

"Excuse me girl with long light blue hair? You know how long it take to find you? Very long indeed!" The unmistakable, and yet still also very offensive sounding accent of Shenhua. Or Little Miss Chinglish, as Revy called her. Or in my case Chinky, had now proceeded to speak up with out of seemingly nowhere.

But then, before Shinko could even say anything, or get anything in edgewise...

"Hey Little Miss Chinglish?! You took you long enough to get here didn't you?!" Revy had now proceeded to speak out towards Shenhua quite forcefully and angrily. Which not surprisingly, had now caused Shinko, to not just do a Picard style facepalm. But a sweatdrop had now proceeded to appear, and then slowly make its way partway down the same side of her face, that it had first appeared on. And Shinko was also apparently quite unhappy, that she didn't have the amount of required time, to stop Revy before she had gone and said her quite very insulting statement to Shenhua. Well to be fair, it was offensive to Shinko. But since I had gone and lost my mind so too speak all the way back in chapter one. This was something that I didn't really care about. And even though Shinko had been expecting it. But because Shinko wasn't transformed as Angel Bluebell, she wasn't able to pick up on Revy having been planning to call Shenhua by the nickname that Revy tended to say quite a lot to her.

But then with regard to my nickname for Shenhua...

"Hey Chinky?! What the heck were you doing that you couldn't be bothered to get here quicker?!" I had now proceeded to then put in for good measure. Which not surprisingly, had now caused the sweatdrop on Shinko's face, to now proceed to get just a bit larger then it already was. But honestly though, I didn't really care about Shinko at this current moment.

But then, out of the blue...

"Wait, what the heck just happened?! Just who are those two?!" A now currently unknown male voice had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. Which from what Shinko could tell, they were most likely the individual, who had gone and fired the RPG.

But then, before Shinko could try to attempt to respond back to the just asked and still currently unanswered lingering question...

"Oh, what's the matter, you've never seen an Electromagnetic Cannon before? And that was just a warning, because Lucky Strike and Railgun here, aren't the only ones you should be worried about having to deal with," Misaki Shokuhou of all people had now proceeded to cheekily say back over to the currently still unknown male voice with in response.

And yet surprisingly, Shinko was also able to quickly notice, that a very cheeky looking smirk and smile, was now currently present on Shokuhou's face.

And then...

"Ah Two Hands, nice to see you and Cat again. I will say though, that it has been quite a bit since I have been in the field though," another currently unknown sounding male voice, had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere.

But, though Shinko did not know who this male voice belonged to, someone else in our alliance, did. And with regard to who they were...

"Ah, Mr. Chang, nice to see you out and about again," Dutch had now proceeded to say over to the now correctly identified Mr. Chang.

And then, out of the blue...

"Pardon me, but..." A now nearly silent sounding, yet still all too familiar sounding female voice, had now proceeded to speak up out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, had now proceeded to have Shinko's entire body suddenly freeze in place almost instantly. And on top of that, A huge sweatdrop, had now proceeded to once again appear, on one side of her face.

And as for why this was currently the case? Well you see, about that...

"What the heck, who girl in maid outfit?! I back at cafe again?!" Shenhua had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere with. Which not surprisingly, had now confirmed Shinko's worst fear. Rosarita Cisneros, or Roberta as she was known more as, had now appeared once again. And it was then that Shinko had also come to realize, that a very big fight, was about to go down.

But, as for me...

"Wow Shenhua, my god your voice is incredibly offensive sounding! But then again viewers, I can now see why Keiko hates Shokuhou so much. Because for the record viewers, she really is just one straight up annoying chick! I mean I honestly don't know why some people consider her to be their favorite character in the Railgun anime! Like what do they see in her?! No offense of course to any of you viewers who do in fact consider Shokuhou as your favorite character from the Railgun anime. But, I feel as though I should be allowed to have my own opinion on Shokuhou. But anyway viewers, I think that we should just head back into the chapter at hand. Now then viewers, shall we?" I had proceeded to think to myself with.

Which during this very same thought that I had been having, I had proceeded to turn my attention, as well as my eyesight, slightly and briefly to the right of me. Which I had done, in order for me to briefly address the viewers.

But then...

"And what a gunfight it will wind up being! Hello there viewers, Keiko here...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which Keiko then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat briefly, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And with Shinko's permission, I am going to be handling some of the fourth wall breaks for the next few chapters. Since as of right now, she can't exactly pitch in to help, because as she herself said, it would wind up drawing unecessary attention to herself and the rest of those on our alliance who possess some form of magic. So anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Shinko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all you lot in the next chapter. So viewers, see you lot there, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her brown eyes closed, and while her head is also tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 57

Chapter 58: The House Always Wins! (Part 1)

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, it is the chapter that you have all been waiting for. That's right viewers, it is now time for my fanfiction perspective, to start covering, as well as me, Revy, Lagoon Company, and along with HCLI. With having us deal with and also kill off the Dragon Militia. So then viewers, with that now out of the way, what do you say that we get on with that right now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. And with the sudden sound of something proceeding to whizz through the air at a very high rate of speed. And then, thanks to me and Revy being already aware of this...

"HEADS UP! RPG!" Both me and Revy of all people had now proceeded to yell out quite loudly with. But then, as the RPG, or Rocket Propelled Grenade proceeded to nearly make its way to its intended target. Which in this case, was Angel Bluebell along with the rest of us. Who from the last chapter, Angel Bluebell, and the rest of them who were all transformed, had all powered down back to their respective civilian forms.

So in this case, if something hadn't have been done, which in this case it had been. Then several of us would've either wound up injured, or in worse case, killed.

But thankfully, as an all too familiar looking twin shot of very quick, and bright yellow colored blasts, then proceeded to strike the RPG at the very front of the projectiles warhead. And upon impact, caused it to explode in less then a split second. And as for the shrapnel of the RPG and its warhead? Well the entire thing basically wound up disintegrating. In fact, it actually did.

And upon hearing Shinko, then proceeding to let out a very audible sigh of relief from her mouth...

"Well done and that was very quick thinking on both of your parts Keiko and Misaka. And by the way viewers, Shinko here by the way again...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Shinko then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, since me, Momoko, Yuri, Hinagiku, Scarlet, Yousuke, Usagi, Ami, Rei, Makoto, Minako, Hotaru, Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna, Ichigo, Mint, Retasu, Bu-Ling, and Zakuro, can't transform at the current moment. As it would wind up drawing unwanted attention to ourselves. And because I don't really think that HCLI needs to be introduced to the Trinity just yet. We will be leaving it up to Keiko, Misaka, Shokuhou, Kuroko, Touma, Index, Catherine, Revy, Benny, and Dutch. To help HCLI for the time being. And furthermore viewers...*Shinko proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to speak up out of seemingly nowhere. Which like most of the other times that this has gone and happened already. This has now once again caused one of Shinko's eyes, to then proceed to start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for who it was that had decided to speak up and thus cut Shinko off mid sentence, and mid fourth wall break explanation? Well about that...

"Excuse me girl with long light blue hair? You know how long it take to find you? Very long indeed!" The unmistakable, and yet still also very offensive sounding accent of Shenhua. Or Little Miss Chinglish, as Revy called her. Or in my case Chinky, had now proceeded to speak up with out of seemingly nowhere.

But then, before Shinko could even say anything, or get anything in edgewise...

"Hey Little Miss Chinglish?! You took you long enough to get here didn't you?!" Revy had now proceeded to speak out towards Shenhua quite forcefully and angrily. Which not surprisingly, had now caused Shinko, to not just do a Picard style facepalm. But a sweatdrop had now proceeded to appear, and then slowly make its way partway down the same side of her face, that it had first appeared on. And Shinko was also apparently quite unhappy, that she didn't have the amount of required time, to stop Revy before she had gone and said her quite very insulting statement to Shenhua. Well to be fair, it was offensive to Shinko. But since I had gone and lost my mind so too speak all the way back in chapter one. This was something that I didn't really care about. And even though Shinko had been expecting it. But because Shinko wasn't transformed as Angel Bluebell, she wasn't able to pick up on Revy having been planning to call Shenhua by the nickname that Revy tended to say quite a lot to her.

But then with regard to my nickname for Shenhua...

"Hey Chinky?! What the heck were you doing that you couldn't be bothered to get here quicker?!" I had now proceeded to then put in for good measure. Which not surprisingly, had now caused the sweatdrop on Shinko's face, to now proceed to get just a bit larger then it already was. But honestly though, I didn't really care about Shinko at this current moment.

But then, out of the blue...

"Wait, what the heck just happened?! Just who are those two?!" A now currently unknown male voice had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. Which from what Shinko could tell, they were most likely the individual, who had gone and fired the RPG.

But then, before Shinko could try to attempt to respond back to the just asked and still currently unanswered lingering question...

"Oh, what's the matter, you've never seen an Electromagnetic Cannon before? And that was just a warning, because Lucky Strike and Railgun here, aren't the only ones you should be worried about having to deal with," Misaki Shokuhou of all people had now proceeded to cheekily say back over to the currently still unknown male voice with in response.

And yet surprisingly, Shinko was also able to quickly notice, that a very cheeky looking smirk and smile, was now currently present on Shokuhou's face.

And then...

"Ah Two Hands, nice to see you and Cat again. I will say though, that it has been quite a bit since I have been in the field though," another currently unknown sounding male voice, had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere.

But, though Shinko did not know who this male voice belonged to, someone else in our alliance, did. And with regard to who they were...

"Ah, Mr. Chang, nice to see you out and about again," Dutch had now proceeded to say over to the now correctly identified Mr. Chang.

And then, out of the blue...

"Pardon me, but..." A now nearly silent sounding, yet still all too familiar sounding female voice, had now proceeded to speak up out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, had now proceeded to have Shinko's entire body suddenly freeze in place almost instantly. And on top of that, A huge sweatdrop, had now proceeded to once again appear, on one side of her face.

And as for why this was currently the case? Well you see, about that...

"What the heck, who girl in maid outfit?! I back at cafe again?!" Shenhua had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere with. Which not surprisingly, had now confirmed Shinko's worst fear. Rosarita Cisneros, or Roberta as she was known more as, had now appeared once again. And it was then that Shinko had also come to realize, that a very big fight, was about to go down.

But, as for me...

"Wow Shenhua, my god your voice is incredibly offensive sounding! But then again viewers, I can now see why Keiko hates Shokuhou so much. Because for the record viewers, she really is just one straight up annoying chick! I mean I honestly don't know why some people consider her to be their favorite character in the Railgun anime! Like what do they see in her?! No offense of course to any of you viewers who do in fact consider Shokuhou as your favorite character from the Railgun anime. But, I feel as though I should be allowed to have my own opinion on Shokuhou. But anyway viewers, I think that we should just head back into the chapter at hand. Now then viewers, shall we?" I had proceeded to think to myself with.

Which during this very same thought that I had been having, I had proceeded to turn my attention, as well as my eyesight, slightly and briefly to the right of me. Which I had done, in order for me to briefly address the viewers.

But then...

"And what a gunfight it will wind up being! Hello there viewers, Keiko here...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which Keiko then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat briefly, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And with Shinko's permission, I am going to be handling some of the fourth wall breaks for the next few chapters. Since as of right now, she can't exactly pitch in to help, because as she herself said, it would wind up drawing unecessary attention to herself and the rest of those on our alliance who possess some form of magic. So anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Shinko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all you lot in the next chapter. So viewers, see you lot there, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her brown eyes closed, and while her head is also tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. And with the sudden sound of what Shinko could only describe as whispering going on somewhere behind her. Shinko then realized, that like that of Roberta, or The Bloodhound Florencia as she was also known as...

"Oi Comrade Sergeant?! If you, your Capitan, and the rest of your comrades would like to join in on the fun with Lagoon Company, then I won't stop you. But please Comrade Sergeant, can we please do everyone and the viewers reading as well a favor, and perhaps dispense with the whispering? Oh, and Balalaika? On the basis of you looking to try and find a translator, I think that Rock can be of service. So with this in mind, Cat, Revy? Would you two please tell Rock that he has now been employed as Balalaika's intermediary translator?" Shinko had now proceeded to say over to Boris, or Comrade Sergeant as he was more referred to as. His Capitan, or Balalaika as she was known more as.

To which Shinko then proceeded to turn her attention over to me and Revy, in order for them to let Rock know, that he had now been temporarily employed to Balalaika, as her translator for the time being. But as for Shinko's statement with regard to how she had said all of it? Well Shinko had actually gone and said it in English. Which unfortunately, wound up having the effect of anyone present who didn't speak English very well, to simply just look at Shinko as though she had been speaking another language, which in this case she had been. But thankfully, for those like me and Revy. We were both able to understand what Shinko had just said to the both of us just fine.

And then...

"Okay, so Ms. Hekmatyar, are we going to do business here or what?!" A male voice had now proceeded to ask Koko and the rest of HCLI with out of seemingly nowhere in response. And, once I noticed that Shinko had proceeded to turn towards the source of the currently unknown sounding male voice. It was then, that both me and Shinko realized, that it was a man, who at the current moment was dressed in what appeared to be a dull and frankly quite unappealing looking military gear heavy outfit. Which seemed to indicate to both me and Shinko from this very basis alone, that he along with the rest of his multiple comrades that were also present, were most likely part of some kind of militia. Which in this case, they actually were.

And sure enough, yet also quite surprisingly. Well not to me anyway. Because, well...

"My aren't we just the impatient one. Am I right or am I right, Mr. Grumpy Gills?" I had now proceeded to say back to the militiaman and his similarly dressed comrades with in response. Which not surprisingly and like that of Revy, I was now once again wearing quite the devilish and evil looking smirk, that would make even one Koko Hekmatyar proud.

And then, just to add insult to injury...

"Cat right with statement, you too impatient! Understand what I am saying?" Shenhua now had now decided to then proceed to chime in with right after I had said my statement.

And as for me...

"Uhh, thanks for your input Shenhua...I think? Well viewers, I would say that it is now finally time for me and Revy to get our chance to show what we can do alongside Koko and the rest of HCLI. Now then viewers with that in mind, let us now head back to the chapter, as well as the imminent gunfight at hand now hmm? Because this is going to make the fight at the O.K Corral look like a easy summers walk in the park.' I had proceeded to think to myself with.

Which during this time while I was having this very same thought of mine. I had also proceeded to briefly turn my eyesight as well as my attention, slightly to the right of me, in order for me to briefly address the viewers.

And then, out of the blue, just after Koko had proceeded to respond to a quick message that had been broadcasted to her from through what appeared to look like a Imarsat Phone of some sort...

"Well team, we have our new orders, eliminate the Dragon Militia!" Koko had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere.

And as for me...

"Finally some action! Are you ready viewers, I can't hear you?" I had then proceeded to think to myself with.

Which not even a split second after this, both me and Revy, had then proceeded to reach for both of our respective holstered pair of modified Beretta. To which we then both proceeded to pull back the slides on both of them in quick succession of each other. Cock back the hammers on both. And then once me and Revy, had both proceeded to quickly point each of them at a member of the Dragon Militia. We then proceeded to let the lead fly. As roughly a split second after both me and Revy, had pulled the triggers on each of our respective modified Beretta pistols. With each trigger pull proceeding to elicit a brief muzzle flash from the barrel of one of each of our respective pistols. Which was then quickly followed by a brief muzzle flash, from the barrel of the other pistol. Which just after the muzzle flash, a bullet proceeded to exit the barrel of the pistol, and also proceeded to leave small sound barrier breaking shockwaves behind it, as it proceeded to whizz through the air, and towards the bullets intended targets.

And sure enough, in just the quick unloading of six rounds total from both me and Revy combined. Two of the bullets being one from each of Revy's Beretta 92FMs. And the other four, being two from each of my modified Beretta M9s. All of which wound up hitting their intended targets with the same pin point precision that one would get from an AR15 'Armalite' Rifle. Which was the signature rifle of the Irish Republican Army, or the IRA for short.

"And interestingly enough viewers. Shinko here by the way...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Shinko to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Anyway viewers, interesting thing about the IRA. Which apart from them being part of one of the episodes of Spike TV's Deadliest Warrior. One Skoti Collins, or as some know him more as the chap who resembles one Michelin Star Chef Gordon Ramsay. Who happens to be the very same Skoti Collins, who is actually a direct descendant of one Michael Collins. The very same Michael Collins, who wound up playing a significant role in the Easter Rising of 1916. But anyway viewers, I seem to be rambling on here for more then I should at the current moment. So what do you all say that we now get back to the current chapter, and the gunfight at hand now, hmm?...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from Shinko's current fourth wall break moment, and back to the current situation at hand. Which as it currently stood, was comprised of the following...

"Well come on then comrades, let's help them out!" The now unmistakable, and yet still quite scary sounding voice of one Balalaika had now proceeded to shout out quite suddenly from out of seemingly nowhere.

Which not surprisingly, after the unmistakable noise of several guns being cocked. A massive hail of bullets and gunfire then erupted. And upon Shinko and the rest of those who were no longer transformed, were then seen quickly rushing over to one side, and out of the immediate line of fire. So that way, they wouldn't wind up getting hit by any loose shrapnel or ricochets that may or may not wind up resulting from the gunfight.

And then, Shenhua had proceeded to go and take one of her Kukri Knives, still attached to their respective tension tied ropes. And she had proceeded to throw it forward towards an unsuspecting Dragon Militia member. Who wound up taking Shenhua's launched Kukri Knife right to the upper left side of his chest. Pretty much just below his heart. And upon Shenhua proceeding to whip the same arm that she had thrown the Kukri Knife at the Dragon Militia member with quickly back. This then caused the Kukri Knife that was still embedded in the mans chest, to get pulled out with such force, that it caused a somewhat severe spurt of blood to then quickly shoot out of from the now formed wound on his chest. Which after a split second of him coughing up a little bit of blood from his mouth. He then proceeded to fall forwards onto the ground, and lay there dead and motionless.

And then...

"Time for you to face Judgment!" Kuroko Shirai then proceeded to shout out. And in a small whooshing popping sound, Kuroko then proceeded to use her Teleport Esper Ability, to then appear behind one of the currently unaware Dragon Militia members. And in a split second, Kuroko had then proceeded to deliver a quick open palmed and sideways chop to to the right side of his neck. Which wound up instantly knocking him out cold.

"Well then, I guess he just got his Judgment from Kuroko then didn't he viewers? Yes indeed, I think that he more then got the message! Mind you, he is currently sort of down for the count at the moment as it were. But I assure you, he did wind up getting what he deserved from it. Oh right, Keiko here by the way again viewers, my apologies for not saying so to you lot a bit sooner beforehand...*Keiko winds up proceeding to say this statement of hers, while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers..."

"Yeah viewers, so we're not going to be ending this chapter just yet. Catherine here again, sorry about that, hope I didn't scare you...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, let us now return back to the still ongoing gunfight now, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

Okay, so getting back to the still ongoing gunfight at hand, which as it currently stood, was as follows...

"What the heck? Who is that girl? Because my goodness she is fast!" I proceeded to think to myself. As I just proceeded to witness a girl with short chin length black hair, and a distinctive looking white eye patch over her right eye. As she then proceeded to use two of what appeared to be short bladed combat knives, to quickly run up to one of the Dragon Militia members. To which she then proceeded to stick one of her knives into his gut. While she also then proceeded to use the other knife, to slice through his right exterior jugular artery. Which after a quick spurting of blood from the now open wound on his neck. He proceeded to fall to the ground with a distinctive sounding dull thud, and then lay there motionless and dead. To which a pool of blood then proceeded to quickly form from beneath his now dead and motionless body.

And thankfully, I wasn't going to need to wait very long at all to know who she was. As not even a second later...

"Hey Valmet? Heads up, on your right!" A young looking boy with white hair, and red colored eyes, had then proceeded to yell over to Valmet. Who upon Valmet hearing the young boy call out to her, she then proceeded to use her left combat knife, to slice cleanly through the left wrist of another Dragon Militia member. To which Valmet then proceeded to stick her other knife into his right eye, killing him instantly.

And as for me...

"Oh, well that was a tad bit graphic to read wouldn't you say viewers? Catherine here by the way...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, this now marks the end of part one of the gunfight against the Dragon Militia. But you don't have to worry viewers, we will get right back into the action in the next chapter. So viewers, see you there okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 58

Chapter 59: The House Always Wins! (Part 2)

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, time for us to now continue with me, Revy, Lagoon Company, and along with HCLI. With having us deal with and also continue killing off the Dragon Militia. So then viewers, with that now out of the way, what do you say that we get on with that right now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. And with the sudden sound of what Shinko could only describe as whispering going on somewhere behind her. Shinko then realized, that like that of Roberta, or The Bloodhound Florencia as she was also known as...

"Oi Comrade Sergeant?! If you, your Capitan, and the rest of your comrades would like to join in on the fun with Lagoon Company, then I won't stop you. But please Comrade Sergeant, can we please do everyone and the viewers reading as well a favor, and perhaps dispense with the whispering? Oh, and Balalaika? On the basis of you looking to try and find a translator, I think that Rock can be of service. So with this in mind, Cat, Revy? Would you two please tell Rock that he has now been employed as Balalaika's intermediary translator?" Shinko had now proceeded to say over to Boris, or Comrade Sergeant as he was more referred to as. His Capitan, or Balalaika as she was known more as.

To which Shinko then proceeded to turn her attention over to me and Revy, in order for them to let Rock know, that he had now been temporarily employed to Balalaika, as her translator for the time being. But as for Shinko's statement with regard to how she had said all of it? Well Shinko had actually gone and said it in English. Which unfortunately, wound up having the effect of anyone present who didn't speak English very well, to simply just look at Shinko as though she had been speaking another language, which in this case she had been. But thankfully, for those like me and Revy. We were both able to understand what Shinko had just said to the both of us just fine.

And then...

"Okay, so Ms. Hekmatyar, are we going to do business here or what?!" A male voice had now proceeded to ask Koko and the rest of HCLI with out of seemingly nowhere in response. And, once I noticed that Shinko had proceeded to turn towards the source of the currently unknown sounding male voice. It was then, that both me and Shinko realized, that it was a man, who at the current moment was dressed in what appeared to be a dull and frankly quite unappealing looking military gear heavy outfit. Which seemed to indicate to both me and Shinko from this very basis alone, that he along with the rest of his multiple comrades that were also present, were most likely part of some kind of militia. Which in this case, they actually were.

And sure enough, yet also quite surprisingly. Well not to me anyway. Because, well...

"My aren't we just the impatient one. Am I right or am I right, Mr. Grumpy Gills?" I had now proceeded to say back to the militiaman and his similarly dressed comrades with in response. Which not surprisingly and like that of Revy, I was now once again wearing quite the devilish and evil looking smirk, that would make even one Koko Hekmatyar proud.

And then, just to add insult to injury...

"Cat right with statement, you too impatient! Understand what I am saying?" Shenhua now had now decided to then proceed to chime in with right after I had said my statement.

And as for me...

"Uhh, thanks for your input Shenhua...I think? Well viewers, I would say that it is now finally time for me and Revy to get our chance to show what we can do alongside Koko and the rest of HCLI. Now then viewers with that in mind, let us now head back to the chapter, as well as the imminent gunfight at hand now hmm? Because this is going to make the fight at the O.K Corral look like a easy summers walk in the park.' I had proceeded to think to myself with.

Which during this time while I was having this very same thought of mine. I had also proceeded to briefly turn my eyesight as well as my attention, slightly to the right of me, in order for me to briefly address the viewers.

And then, out of the blue, just after Koko had proceeded to respond to a quick message that had been broadcasted to her from through what appeared to look like a Imarsat Phone of some sort...

"Well team, we have our new orders, eliminate the Dragon Militia!" Koko had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere.

And as for me...

"Finally some action! Are you ready viewers, I can't hear you?" I had then proceeded to think to myself with.

Which not even a split second after this, both me and Revy, had then proceeded to reach for both of our respective holstered pair of modified Beretta. To which we then both proceeded to pull back the slides on both of them in quick succession of each other. Cock back the hammers on both. And then once me and Revy, had both proceeded to quickly point each of them at a member of the Dragon Militia. We then proceeded to let the lead fly. As roughly a split second after both me and Revy, had pulled the triggers on each of our respective modified Beretta pistols. With each trigger pull proceeding to elicit a brief muzzle flash from the barrel of one of each of our respective pistols. Which was then quickly followed by a brief muzzle flash, from the barrel of the other pistol. Which just after the muzzle flash, a bullet proceeded to exit the barrel of the pistol, and also proceeded to leave small sound barrier breaking shockwaves behind it, as it proceeded to whizz through the air, and towards the bullets intended targets.

And sure enough, in just the quick unloading of six rounds total from both me and Revy combined. Two of the bullets being one from each of Revy's Beretta 92FMs. And the other four, being two from each of my modified Beretta M9s. All of which wound up hitting their intended targets with the same pin point precision that one would get from an AR15 'Armalite' Rifle. Which was the signature rifle of the Irish Republican Army, or the IRA for short.

"And interestingly enough viewers. Shinko here by the way...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of my light blue eyes closed. To which she then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Shinko to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Anyway viewers, interesting thing about the IRA. Which apart from them being part of one of the episodes of Spike TV's Deadliest Warrior. One Skoti Collins, or as some know him more as the chap who resembles one Michelin Star Chef Gordon Ramsay. Who happens to be the very same Skoti Collins, who is actually a direct descendant of one Michael Collins. The very same Michael Collins, who wound up playing a significant role in the Easter Rising of 1916. But anyway viewers, I seem to be rambling on here for more then I should at the current moment. So what do you all say that we now get back to the current chapter, and the gunfight at hand now, hmm?...*Shinko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from Shinko's current fourth wall break moment, and back to the current situation at hand. Which as it currently stood, was comprised of the following...

"Well come on then comrades, let's help them out!" The now unmistakable, and yet still quite scary sounding voice of one Balalaika had now proceeded to shout out quite suddenly from out of seemingly nowhere.

Which not surprisingly, after the unmistakable noise of several guns being cocked. A massive hail of bullets and gunfire then erupted. And upon Shinko and the rest of those who were no longer transformed, were then seen quickly rushing over to one side, and out of the immediate line of fire. So that way, they wouldn't wind up getting hit by any loose shrapnel or ricochets that may or may not wind up resulting from the gunfight.

And then, Shenhua had proceeded to go and take one of her Kukri Knives, still attached to their respective tension tied ropes. And she had proceeded to throw it forward towards an unsuspecting Dragon Militia member. Who wound up taking Shenhua's launched Kukri Knife right to the upper left side of his chest. Pretty much just below his heart. And upon Shenhua proceeding to whip the same arm that she had thrown the Kukri Knife at the Dragon Militia member with quickly back. This then caused the Kukri Knife that was still embedded in the mans chest, to get pulled out with such force, that it caused a somewhat severe spurt of blood to then quickly shoot out of from the now formed wound on his chest. Which after a split second of him coughing up a little bit of blood from his mouth. He then proceeded to fall forwards onto the ground, and lay there dead and motionless.

And then...

"Time for you to face Judgment!" Kuroko Shirai then proceeded to shout out. And in a small whooshing popping sound, Kuroko then proceeded to use her Teleport Esper Ability, to then appear behind one of the currently unaware Dragon Militia members. And in a split second, Kuroko had then proceeded to deliver a quick open palmed and sideways chop to to the right side of his neck. Which wound up instantly knocking him out cold.

"Well then, I guess he just got his Judgment from Kuroko then didn't he viewers? Yes indeed, I think that he more then got the message! Mind you, he is currently sort of down for the count at the moment as it were. But I assure you, he did wind up getting what he deserved from it. Oh right, Keiko here by the way again viewers, my apologies for not saying so to you lot a bit sooner beforehand...*Keiko winds up proceeding to say this statement of hers, while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers..."

"Yeah viewers, so we're not going to be ending this chapter just yet. Catherine here again, sorry about that, hope I didn't scare you...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, let us now return back to the still ongoing gunfight now, shall we?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

Okay, so getting back to the still ongoing gunfight at hand, which as it currently stood, was as follows...

"What the heck? Who is that girl? Because my goodness she is fast!" I proceeded to think to myself. As I just proceeded to witness a girl with short chin length black hair, and a distinctive looking white eye patch over her right eye. As she then proceeded to use two of what appeared to be short bladed combat knives, to quickly run up to one of the Dragon Militia members. To which she then proceeded to stick one of her knives into his gut. While she also then proceeded to use the other knife, to slice through his right exterior jugular artery. Which after a quick spurting of blood from the now open wound on his neck. He proceeded to fall to the ground with a distinctive sounding dull thud, and then lay there motionless and dead. To which a pool of blood then proceeded to quickly form from beneath his now dead and motionless body.

And thankfully, I wasn't going to need to wait very long at all to know who she was. As not even a second later...

"Hey Valmet? Heads up, on your right!" A young looking boy with white hair, and red colored eyes, had then proceeded to yell over to Valmet. Who upon Valmet hearing the young boy call out to her, she then proceeded to use her left combat knife, to slice cleanly through the left wrist of another Dragon Militia member. To which Valmet then proceeded to stick her other knife into his right eye, killing him instantly.

And as for me...

"Oh, well that was a tad bit graphic to read wouldn't you say viewers? Catherine here by the way...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, this now marks the end of part one of the gunfight against the Dragon Militia. But you don't have to worry viewers, we will get right back into the action in the next chapter. So viewers, see you there okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. And with the unmistakable sound of relentless gunfire still going on all around us from the tail end of the last chapter. But while I had then proceeded to squeeze off at least two more rounds from each of my modified Berreta M9s. And as the rounds wound up striking another Dragon Militia member in the head, thus killing him instantly. I then wound up hearing something foreign sounding, from out of seemingly nowhere. Which from what I could gather over the still quite very loud sounding gunfire, was what appeared to sound like a alien sort of mechanical sounding screech. One that pretty much told me, that it was not of this world. Which was odd, since I didn't have as much anime knowledge like that of Zachary, Keiko, or Shinko, I didn't truly understand, not only just what this was, but I also didn't know at the time, that it was something extremely dangerous.

And sure enough, with Shinko not even having to turn towards its source. She then realized exactly what it was that the screech belonged to. And it was then that Shinko also realized, that her, along with Momoko, Yuri, Hinagiku, Scarlet, Yousuke, Usagi, Ami, Rei, Makoto, Minako, Hotaru, Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna, Ichigo, Mint, Retasu, Bu-Ling, and Zakuro, could not just simply stand by and not do anything for the current moment anymore.

And as for what this alien sort of mechanical sounding screech belonged to? Well about that...

"Wait, just what the heck is that thing?!" I then heard one of the members of HCLI now proceed to suddenly shout out with out of seemingly nowhere. Which from what I could hear, they had proceeded to say this statement of theirs, with quite a bit of frightening sounding tone to their voice.

And then, as I then just manged to hear Keiko to then let out a very defeated and unhappy sounding sigh from her mouth...

"Well, I guess some things just aren't made to last then are they viewers? Well it looks as though HCLI will wind up getting introduced to the Trinity, a lot sooner then I planned them to. Oh right, Keiko here by the way again viewers, my apologies for not saying so to you lot a bit sooner beforehand...*Keiko winds up proceeding to say this statement of hers, while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...You would think that I would've learned from the last chapter? But anyway viewers, with this in mind. Shinko?! It's your call! And also viewers, let us now get back to the current chapter at hand now shall we?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her brown eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And then, just after Keiko had finished her current fourth wall break moment...

"Hai Keiko! And with this in mind. Minna time for all of us to transform! Let's show this Neuroi scrub the true might of the Four Aces Alliance!" Shinko then proceeded to shout out quite strongly and authoritatively out of seemingly nowhere.

But the good news, was that it wound up happening a profound, and immediate affect. As not even a second or so after I had heard Shinko shout out her statement. I then proceeded hear everyone then call out their respective transformations. And then, a split second or so later...

"Beautiful Wedding Flower! Angel Amour Peach!" I heard Momoko call out. And in two separate flashes of light, she was in her usual DX battle outfit.

"Elegant Wedding Flower!" I then heard Shinko call out. And in a usual quick flash of light, she was once again in her usual battle outfit. And was Angel Bluebell once again.

"Graceful Wedding Flower! Angel Precious Lily!" I then heard Yuri call out. And in two separate flashes of light, she was in her usual DX battle outfit.

"Attractive Wedding Flower! Angel Courage Daisy!" I then heard Hinagiku call out. And in two separate flashes of light, she was in her usual DX battle outfit.

"Excellent Wedding Flower! Angel Passionate Salvia!" I then heard Scarlet call out. And in two separate flashes of light, she too was in her usual DX battle outfit.

"Moon Eternal...Make Up!" I then heard Usagi call out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Eternal Sailor Moon fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Mercury Crystal Power...Make Up!" I then heard Ami call out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Mercury fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Mars Crystal Power...Make Up!" I then heard Rei call out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Mars fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Jupiter Crystal Power...Make Up!" I then heard Makoto call out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Jupiter fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Venus Crystal Power...Make Up!" I then heard Minako call out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Venus fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Saturn Crystal Power...Make Up!" I then heard Hotaru call out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Saturn fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Uranus Planet Power...Make Up!" I then heard Haruka call out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Uranus fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Neptune Planet Power...Make Up!" I then heard Michiru call out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Neptune fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Pluto Planet Power...Make Up!" I then heard Setsuna call out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Pluto fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Key of the stars, with powers burning bright, reveal the staff, and shine your light, Release!" I then heard Zachary and Sakura both chant in unison. And after a sever gust of wind and sand. Both of their respective Star Keys expanded into their respective Star Staffs. Which was then followed by both of them twirling them, and then finishing off with their usual battle ready poses.

"Dance...Sode no Shirayuki!" I then Rukia Kuchiki say, as she called out her Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Roar...Zabimaru!" I then Renji Abarai say, as he called out his Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Growl...Haineko!" I herd Rangiku Matsumoto say, as she called out her Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens...Hyōrinmaru!" I heard Toshiro Hitsugaya say, as he called out his Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Extend...Hozukimaru!" I then heard Ikkaku Madarame say, as he called out his Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Scatter...Senbonzakura!" I then heard Byakuya Kuchiki say, as he called out his Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Alright...It's about time that we all finally fought again!" I then heard Kenpachi Zaraki say. As he held his respective Zanpakuto at the ready.

"Mew Mew Strawberry, Metamorphose!" I then heard Ichigo proceed to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Ichigo. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

"Mew Mew Mint, Metamorphose!" I then Minto proceed to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Mint. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

"Mew Mew Lettuce, Metamorphose!" I then heard Retasu proceed to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Lettuce. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

"Mew Mew Pudding, Metamorphose!" I then heard Bu-Ling proceed to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Pudding. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

"Mew Mew Zakuro, Metamorphose!" I then heard Zakuro proceed to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Zakuro. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

And as usual, as the sound of chiming bells then proceeded to fill the air, I then heard Wedding Peach then start an introduction.

"No matter the situation and no matter the unwinnable odds, we will always stand together and united. On this beautiful and windy day, you have proceeded to threaten us, and those that we care about the most, and for that I can't forgive you! I am the Love Angel! I am Wedding Peach, and I am extremely angry with you!" Wedding Peach proceeded to say, while as usual, she proceeded to point her left hand at the Neuroi. Which was then swiftly followed, by her swinging her other arm into an upward arc. To which she then brought it into a flex, with her arm bent and her hand in a closed fist.

"Well said there sis. Well my turn now then viewers!" I then heard Angel Bluebell now proceed to say. Ash she then took her usual stance, with her Saint Sword Of Bluebell pointed straight up with her left hand. "The nature of the Bluebell, is to spread joy and love, allowing friendships to remain strong! I can't forgive those who commit acts of evil! I am the Love Angel! I am Angel Bluebell, and I am very angry with you!" Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say, as she then swung her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, up towards, and then over her right armor clad shoulder. 

Which was followed as usual, by her then proceeding to swing it into a downward swing. To which as usual, Angel Bluebell then proceeded to stop it midway down, hold it in front of her in a battle ready stance, and then strike her usual pose.

Which just before she had gone and done this, Angel Bluebell had proceeded to briefly glance slightly to her right with her eyes, in order to briefly address the viewers.

"In the language of flowers, the nature of the pure lily is special, it means that it will bloom and grant love!" I then heard Angel Lily say, as she said her introduction, and then struck a pose.

"The daisy is the emblem of the pure and innocent heart. For it's power can withstand even the most evil wind!" I then heard Angel Daisy say, as she said her introduction, and then struck a pose.

"In the language of flowers, salvia means a burning heart! The warrior from heaven, Angel Salvia, is here to do battle! All you devils who mislead innocent hearts, I will erase your filthy souls!" I then heard Angel Salvia say, as she then struck a pose.

"How dare you try to threaten us with your alien ways! I am the Pretty Guardian! Who fights for love and for justice! I am Sailor Moon, and now in the name of the moon, I'll punish you!" I then heard Eternal Sailor Moon say, which she finished off with her signature pose, whilst pointing at the Neuroi.

"I am the Pretty Guardian, who fights for Love and Intelligence, I am Sailor Mercury! Douse yourself in water and repent!" I then heard Super Sailor Mercury say as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who fights for Love and for Passion! I am Sailor Mars! In the name of Mars, I'll chastise you!" I then heard Super Sailor Mars say as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who fights for Love and for Courage! I am Sailor Jupiter! I'll fill you regret, It'll leave you numb!" I then heard Super Sailor Jupiter say, as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who Fights for Love and for Beauty! I am Sailor Venus! In the name of Venus, I'll punish you with the power of love!" I then heard Super Sailor Venus say as she struck her usual pose.

"I am an emissary from the abyss of Death. Protected by Saturn, the Outer Planet of Destruction, the Guardian of Silence. I am Sailor Saturn." I then heard Super Sailor Saturn say as she struck her usual pose.

"Protected by Uranus, the Planet of the Wind. Guardian of Heavens. I am Sailor Uranus!" I then heard Super Sailor Uranus say as she struck her usual pose.

"Protected by Neptune, the Outer Planet of the Seas, Guardian of the Deep Sea. I am Sailor Neptune." I then heard Sailor Neptune say as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Keeper of the Door of Space and Time. I am Sailor Pluto, Guardian of the Underworld." I then heard Sailor Pluto say as she struck her usual pose.

"For the earth's future, I'll be at your service Nya~!" I then heard Mew Ichigo proceed to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

"I'm Mew Mint! I'm the cool and collected one, but when it comes to protecting the planet, I'll always be there!" I then heard Mew Mint proceed to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

"I'm Mew Lettuce! I'm the shy one, but when it comes to protecting the planet, I'll always be there!" I then heard Mew Lettuce proceed to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

Yet strangely, even though I didn't Mew Pudding say anything, she still wound up striking a pose.

"I'm Mew Zakuro! Breaking open the world of chaos, with an eternal smile!" I then heard Mew Zakuro then proceed to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

But then, just after Mew Zakuro had finished saying her introduction, which was followed by her striking her usual signature pose...

"Alright, Ensign Miyafuji! Captain Barkhorn!" A voice identical to that of Koko Hekmatyar had now proceeded to authoritatively shout out out of seemingly nowhere.

And it was only then, that both me and Keiko were quickly able to put two and two together. And so, with this in mind...

"Oi, are you serious right now?! You're joking me are you?! Please tell me that didn't just happen! Why is Minna-Dietlinde Wilcke and the rest of the 501st Joint Fighter Wing here now?! Keiko here again by the way viewers...*Keiko winds up proceeding to say this statement of hers, while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And for the record viewers? Though Minna's a critic. See what I just did there viewers? If you know, you know. Just don't let Ms. Dietlende Wilcke near a kitchen ever! Because while those such as Belldandy can cook, and extremely well at that. Those like 501 Joint Fighter Wing Commander, and fellow Karlsland Ace Minna-Dietlende Wilcke, are the exact opposite of those like Belldandy. In fact viewers, don't tell Minna about this. But I heard that she once used Hydrochloric acid to 'sweeten the food' as she called it. And for those of you who don't know what Hydrochloric acid is? Then I suggest that you ask a run of the mill scientist or science teacher. And then you will see why someone such as Joint Fighter Wing Commander, and fellow Karlsland Ace Minna-Dietlende Wilcke, should never be allowed anywhere near a kitchen. But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Shinko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all you lot in the next chapter. So viewers, see you lot there, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her brown eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

"Oh...well okay then Keiko, thank you for that...I think? Catherine here by the way, nice to see you all again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. To which the camera then proceeds to briefly pan downwards towards my chest, which also winds up showing off a small bit of my visible cleavage from straight down the front of my ocean blue tank top*...Hey pervert, my eyes are up here! And while I will admit that they are quite soft, firm, and nice to look at on occasion. You're not just going to be ogling at them all day long, do you understand me?! Good, now then viewers, as Keiko herself just said, we will see you all in the next chapter. So, see you there, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 59

Chapter 60: The Karlsland Triple Aces!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. And with the unmistakable sound of relentless gunfire still going on all around us from the tail end of the last chapter. But while I had then proceeded to squeeze off at least two more rounds from each of my modified Berreta M9s. And as the rounds wound up striking another Dragon Militia member in the head, thus killing him instantly. I then wound up hearing something foreign sounding, from out of seemingly nowhere. Which from what I could gather over the still quite very loud sounding gunfire, was what appeared to sound like a alien sort of mechanical sounding screech. One that pretty much told me, that it was not of this world. Which was odd, since I didn't have as much anime knowledge like that of Zachary, Keiko, or Shinko, I didn't truly understand, not only just what this was, but I also didn't know at the time, that it was something extremely dangerous.

And sure enough, with Shinko not even having to turn towards its source. She then realized exactly what it was that the screech belonged to. And it was then that Shinko also realized, that her, along with Momoko, Yuri, Hinagiku, Scarlet, Yousuke, Usagi, Ami, Rei, Makoto, Minako, Hotaru, Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna, Ichigo, Mint, Retasu, Bu-Ling, and Zakuro, could not just simply stand by and not do anything for the current moment anymore.

And as for what this alien sort of mechanical sounding screech belonged to? Well about that...

"Wait, just what the heck is that thing?!" I then heard one of the members of HCLI now proceed to suddenly shout out with out of seemingly nowhere. Which from what I could hear, they had proceeded to say this statement of theirs, with quite a bit of frightening sounding tone to their voice.

And then, as I then just manged to hear Keiko to then let out a very defeated and unhappy sounding sigh from her mouth...

"Well, I guess some things just aren't made to last then are they viewers? Well it looks as though HCLI will wind up getting introduced to the Trinity, a lot sooner then I planned them to. Oh right, Keiko here by the way again viewers, my apologies for not saying so to you lot a bit sooner beforehand...*Keiko winds up proceeding to say this statement of hers, while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...You would think that I would've learned from the last chapter? But anyway viewers, with this in mind. Shinko?! It's your call! And also viewers, let us now get back to the current chapter at hand now shall we?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her brown eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And then, just after Keiko had finished her current fourth wall break moment...

"Hai Keiko! And with this in mind. Minna time for all of us to transform! Let's show this Neuroi scrub the true might of the Four Aces Alliance!" Shinko then proceeded to shout out quite strongly and authoritatively out of seemingly nowhere.

But the good news, was that it wound up happening a profound, and immediate affect. As not even a second or so after I had heard Shinko shout out her statement. I then proceeded hear everyone then call out their respective transformations. And then, a split second or so later...

"Beautiful Wedding Flower! Angel Amour Peach!" I heard Momoko call out. And in two separate flashes of light, she was in her usual DX battle outfit.

"Elegant Wedding Flower!" I then heard Shinko call out. And in a usual quick flash of light, she was once again in her usual battle outfit. And was Angel Bluebell once again.

"Graceful Wedding Flower! Angel Precious Lily!" I then heard Yuri call out. And in two separate flashes of light, she was in her usual DX battle outfit.

"Attractive Wedding Flower! Angel Courage Daisy!" I then heard Hinagiku call out. And in two separate flashes of light, she was in her usual DX battle outfit.

"Excellent Wedding Flower! Angel Passionate Salvia!" I then heard Scarlet call out. And in two separate flashes of light, she too was in her usual DX battle outfit.

"Moon Eternal...Make Up!" I then heard Usagi call out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Eternal Sailor Moon fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Mercury Crystal Power...Make Up!" I then heard Ami call out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Mercury fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Mars Crystal Power...Make Up!" I then heard Rei call out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Mars fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Jupiter Crystal Power...Make Up!" I then heard Makoto call out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Jupiter fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Venus Crystal Power...Make Up!" I then heard Minako call out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Venus fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Saturn Crystal Power...Make Up!" I then heard Hotaru call out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Saturn fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Uranus Planet Power...Make Up!" I then heard Haruka call out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Uranus fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Neptune Planet Power...Make Up!" I then heard Michiru call out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Neptune fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Pluto Planet Power...Make Up!" I then heard Setsuna call out. And after a quick transformation, she was in her usual Super Sailor Pluto fuku. Which was followed by her usual signature pose.

"Key of the stars, with powers burning bright, reveal the staff, and shine your light, Release!" I then heard Zachary and Sakura both chant in unison. And after a sever gust of wind and sand. Both of their respective Star Keys expanded into their respective Star Staffs. Which was then followed by both of them twirling them, and then finishing off with their usual battle ready poses.

"Dance...Sode no Shirayuki!" I then Rukia Kuchiki say, as she called out her Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Roar...Zabimaru!" I then Renji Abarai say, as he called out his Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Growl...Haineko!" I herd Rangiku Matsumoto say, as she called out her Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens...Hyōrinmaru!" I heard Toshiro Hitsugaya say, as he called out his Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Extend...Hozukimaru!" I then heard Ikkaku Madarame say, as he called out his Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Scatter...Senbonzakura!" I then heard Byakuya Kuchiki say, as he called out his Zanpakuto's Shikai.

"Alright...It's about time that we all finally fought again!" I then heard Kenpachi Zaraki say. As he held his respective Zanpakuto at the ready.

"Mew Mew Strawberry, Metamorphose!" I then heard Ichigo proceed to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Ichigo. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

"Mew Mew Mint, Metamorphose!" I then Minto proceed to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Mint. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

"Mew Mew Lettuce, Metamorphose!" I then heard Retasu proceed to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Lettuce. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

"Mew Mew Pudding, Metamorphose!" I then heard Bu-Ling proceed to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Pudding. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

"Mew Mew Zakuro, Metamorphose!" I then heard Zakuro proceed to call out. And in a quick flash of light, she was Mew Zakuro. Which was then followed by her then doing her signature pose.

And as usual, as the sound of chiming bells then proceeded to fill the air, I then heard Wedding Peach then start an introduction.

"No matter the situation and no matter the unwinnable odds, we will always stand together and united. On this beautiful and windy day, you have proceeded to threaten us, and those that we care about the most, and for that I can't forgive you! I am the Love Angel! I am Wedding Peach, and I am extremely angry with you!" Wedding Peach proceeded to say, while as usual, she proceeded to point her left hand at the Neuroi. Which was then swiftly followed, by her swinging her other arm into an upward arc. To which she then brought it into a flex, with her arm bent and her hand in a closed fist.

"Well said there sis. Well my turn now then viewers!" I then heard Angel Bluebell now proceed to say. Ash she then took her usual stance, with her Saint Sword Of Bluebell pointed straight up with her left hand. "The nature of the Bluebell, is to spread joy and love, allowing friendships to remain strong! I can't forgive those who commit acts of evil! I am the Love Angel! I am Angel Bluebell, and I am very angry with you!" Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say, as she then swung her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, up towards, and then over her right armor clad shoulder. 

Which was followed as usual, by her then proceeding to swing it into a downward swing. To which as usual, Angel Bluebell then proceeded to stop it midway down, hold it in front of her in a battle ready stance, and then strike her usual pose.

Which just before she had gone and done this, Angel Bluebell had proceeded to briefly glance slightly to her right with her eyes, in order to briefly address the viewers.

"In the language of flowers, the nature of the pure lily is special, it means that it will bloom and grant love!" I then heard Angel Lily say, as she said her introduction, and then struck a pose.

"The daisy is the emblem of the pure and innocent heart. For it's power can withstand even the most evil wind!" I then heard Angel Daisy say, as she said her introduction, and then struck a pose.

"In the language of flowers, salvia means a burning heart! The warrior from heaven, Angel Salvia, is here to do battle! All you devils who mislead innocent hearts, I will erase your filthy souls!" I then heard Angel Salvia say, as she then struck a pose.

"How dare you try to threaten us with your alien ways! I am the Pretty Guardian! Who fights for love and for justice! I am Sailor Moon, and now in the name of the moon, I'll punish you!" I then heard Eternal Sailor Moon say, which she finished off with her signature pose, whilst pointing at the Neuroi.

"I am the Pretty Guardian, who fights for Love and Intelligence, I am Sailor Mercury! Douse yourself in water and repent!" I then heard Super Sailor Mercury say as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who fights for Love and for Passion! I am Sailor Mars! In the name of Mars, I'll chastise you!" I then heard Super Sailor Mars say as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who fights for Love and for Courage! I am Sailor Jupiter! I'll fill you regret, It'll leave you numb!" I then heard Super Sailor Jupiter say, as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Pretty Guardian who Fights for Love and for Beauty! I am Sailor Venus! In the name of Venus, I'll punish you with the power of love!" I then heard Super Sailor Venus say as she struck her usual pose.

"I am an emissary from the abyss of Death. Protected by Saturn, the Outer Planet of Destruction, the Guardian of Silence. I am Sailor Saturn." I then heard Super Sailor Saturn say as she struck her usual pose.

"Protected by Uranus, the Planet of the Wind. Guardian of Heavens. I am Sailor Uranus!" I then heard Super Sailor Uranus say as she struck her usual pose.

"Protected by Neptune, the Outer Planet of the Seas, Guardian of the Deep Sea. I am Sailor Neptune." I then heard Sailor Neptune say as she struck her usual pose.

"I am the Keeper of the Door of Space and Time. I am Sailor Pluto, Guardian of the Underworld." I then heard Sailor Pluto say as she struck her usual pose.

"For the earth's future, I'll be at your service Nya~!" I then heard Mew Ichigo proceed to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

"I'm Mew Mint! I'm the cool and collected one, but when it comes to protecting the planet, I'll always be there!" I then heard Mew Mint proceed to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

"I'm Mew Lettuce! I'm the shy one, but when it comes to protecting the planet, I'll always be there!" I then heard Mew Lettuce proceed to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

Yet strangely, even though I didn't Mew Pudding say anything, she still wound up striking a pose.

"I'm Mew Zakuro! Breaking open the world of chaos, with an eternal smile!" I then heard Mew Zakuro then proceed to say. Which she then finished off, with her signature pose.

But then, just after Mew Zakuro had finished saying her introduction, which was followed by her striking her usual signature pose...

"Alright, Ensign Miyafuji! Captain Barkhorn!" A voice identical to that of Koko Hekmatyar had now proceeded to authoritatively shout out out of seemingly nowhere.

And it was only then, that both me and Keiko were quickly able to put two and two together. And so, with this in mind...

"Oi, are you serious right now?! You're joking me are you?! Please tell me that didn't just happen! Why is Minna-Dietlinde Wilcke and the rest of the 501st Joint Fighter Wing here now?! Keiko here again by the way viewers...*Keiko winds up proceeding to say this statement of hers, while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which she then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And for the record viewers? Though Minna's a critic. See what I just did there viewers? If you know, you know. Just don't let Ms. Dietlende Wilcke near a kitchen ever! Because while those such as Belldandy can cook, and extremely well at that. Those like 501 Joint Fighter Wing Commander, and fellow Karlsland Ace Minna-Dietlende Wilcke, are the exact opposite of those like Belldandy. In fact viewers, don't tell Minna about this. But I heard that she once used Hydrochloric acid to 'sweeten the food' as she called it. And for those of you who don't know what Hydrochloric acid is? Then I suggest that you ask a run of the mill scientist or science teacher. And then you will see why someone such as Joint Fighter Wing Commander, and fellow Karlsland Ace Minna-Dietlende Wilcke, should never be allowed anywhere near a kitchen. But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Shinko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all you lot in the next chapter. So viewers, see you lot there, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her brown eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

"Oh...well okay then Keiko, thank you for that...I think? Catherine here by the way, nice to see you all again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. To which the camera then proceeds to briefly pan downwards towards my chest, which also winds up showing off a small bit of my visible cleavage from straight down the front of my ocean blue tank top*...Hey pervert, my eyes are up here! And while I will admit that they are quite soft, firm, and nice to look at on occasion. You're not just going to be ogling at them all day long, do you understand me?! Good, now then viewers, as Keiko herself just said, we will see you all in the next chapter. So, see you there, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. And with Shinko, along with everyone now having transformed. Which was along with having them each say their respective introduction speeches, and then also having then proceeded to each strike their respective usual and signature poses...

"Wait, what just on earth just happened?! Who are you people?!" An all too familiar sounding, and yet also not surprisingly aggressive sounding female voice had now proceeded to yell out to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies that had just transformed. 

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her overall thoughts regarding this? Well about that...

"Ah Captain Barkhorn, I see that your aggressiveness and battle hardened demeanor proves as to why you are a valued soldier of Karlsland. And by the way viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way....*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as for those of you who don't know of one Captain Gertrude 'Trudy' Barkhorn? Well she, along with 501st Joint Fighter Wing Commander Minna-Dietlende Wilcke, and one Flight Officer Erica Hartmann. Are all known, as the 'Karlsland Triple Aces.' So basically viewers, the three of them, are the best of the best. And furthermore viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to speak up out of seemingly nowhere. Which like all of the other times, this has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for who it was that had decided to go and speak up, and thus cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence, as well as partway through her fourth wall break explanation? Well you see, about that...

"Hey, you with the long light blue hair?! Were you conversing with the viewers just now?!" Another now familiar sounding female voice. Who was very boisterous sounding in nature, had now proceeded to speak up to Angel Bluebell with out of seemingly nowhere.

And as for who they were? Well Angel Bluebell was able to pretty much deduce who they were almost instantly. And so, with this realization of Angel Bluebells currently very much in mind...

"Ah, well if it isn't one Captain Charlotte E. 'Shirley' Yeager from the United States Of Liberion. Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And in case any of you viewers were wondering? Yes, she is the female equivalent of one Chuck Yeager. The man who first broke the speed of sound. Which interestingly enough, Shirley here has already done that in her timeline two times. Mind you viewers, it still isn't as quick as a Sud Aviation Aerospace Concorde. You know of the Concorde right viewers? The only commercial aircraft that was, and is still able, to travel at just over twice the speed of sound? And viewers, in case you would like to learn more about that aircraft? Then might I suggest, that you go and read A Certain Scientific Pair Of Railgun Aces. As Keiko will be able to help you with that far more then I can. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking for me at the current moment. So what you viewers say, that we get back to the current fight, and chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from Angel Bluebells current fourth wall break moment, and back to the current chapter, as well as the current fight at hand. Which as it currently stood, as well as with regard to that, was comprised of the following...

"Wait, why are none of those girls wearing any pants?" A young looking male kid with white colored hair, dark skin, and red colored eyes, had now proceeded to ask, as well as speak up with out of seemingly nowhere.

And yet, from what Angel Bluebell could tell from his tone of voice when he had asked this very same question of his. Angel Bluebell could then tell, that even though he didn't sound as though he was surprised. Since the way that he seemed to speak was with quite a bit of what Angel Bluebell assumed could be depression to his current tone of voice. 

But despite this being the case, Angel Bluebell could still tell, that he was still surprised, despite him not physically showing any visual hint of this.

But then, and as a way for Angel Bluebell to clear up any sort of present confusion...

"Well Jonah, I am so glad that you asked that. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, for those of you who don't know why any of the Strike Witches. Or even why the other witches in the Strike Witches canon anime timeline don't wear any pants? Well that is because they claim that it tends to restrict their use of their magic while piloting their Striker Units and while fighting the Neuroi. Which by the way viewers, for those of you who don't know of the Neuroi, and what they are exactly? Well viewers, how exactly can I put this? Well, they are alien technology based creatures, that are usually carbon fiber colored. They also have several red patch like spots on their armored shells, that enable them to fire multiple lasers at their targets. And finally viewers, they are powered by what is known as a 'core.' Think of this 'core' viewers, like the core processor on a run of the mill modern day computers hard drive. But for now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay? Oh right, thank you Keiko for covering for me with your end of chapter fourth wall breaks for the previous few chapters. I very much appreciate it...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 60

Chapter 61: Luffy Might Be Rubber, But You're Not Glue!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. And with Shinko, along with everyone now having transformed. Which was along with having them each say their respective introduction speeches, and then also having then proceeded to each strike their respective usual and signature poses...

"Wait, what just on earth just happened?! Who are you people?!" An all too familiar sounding, and yet also not surprisingly aggressive sounding female voice had now proceeded to yell out to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies that had just transformed. 

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her overall thoughts regarding this? Well about that...

"Ah Captain Barkhorn, I see that your aggressiveness and battle hardened demeanor proves as to why you are a valued soldier of Karlsland. And by the way viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way....*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as for those of you who don't know of one Captain Gertrude 'Trudy' Barkhorn? Well she, along with 501st Joint Fighter Wing Commander Minna-Dietlende Wilcke, and one Flight Officer Erica Hartmann. Are all known, as the 'Karlsland Triple Aces.' So basically viewers, the three of them, are the best of the best. And furthermore viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to speak up out of seemingly nowhere. Which like all of the other times, this has now caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for who it was that had decided to go and speak up, and thus cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence, as well as partway through her fourth wall break explanation? Well you see, about that...

"Hey, you with the long light blue hair?! Were you conversing with the viewers just now?!" Another now familiar sounding female voice. Who was very boisterous sounding in nature, had now proceeded to speak up to Angel Bluebell with out of seemingly nowhere.

And as for who they were? Well Angel Bluebell was able to pretty much deduce who they were almost instantly. And so, with this realization of Angel Bluebells currently very much in mind...

"Ah, well if it isn't one Captain Charlotte E. 'Shirley' Yeager from the United States Of Liberion. Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And in case any of you viewers were wondering? Yes, she is the female equivalent of one Chuck Yeager. The man who first broke the speed of sound. Which interestingly enough, Shirley here has already done that in her timeline two times. Mind you viewers, it still isn't as quick as a Sud Aviation Aerospace Concorde. You know of the Concorde right viewers? The only commercial aircraft that was, and is still able, to travel at just over twice the speed of sound? And viewers, in case you would like to learn more about that aircraft? Then might I suggest, that you go and read A Certain Scientific Pair Of Railgun Aces. As Keiko will be able to help you with that far more then I can. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking for me at the current moment. So what you viewers say, that we get back to the current fight, and chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Okay, so getting away from Angel Bluebells current fourth wall break moment, and back to the current chapter, as well as the current fight at hand. Which as it currently stood, as well as with regard to that, was comprised of the following...

"Wait, why are none of those girls wearing any pants?" A young looking male kid with white colored hair, dark skin, and red colored eyes, had now proceeded to ask, as well as speak up with out of seemingly nowhere.

And yet, from what Angel Bluebell could tell from his tone of voice when he had asked this very same question of his. Angel Bluebell could then tell, that even though he didn't sound as though he was surprised. Since the way that he seemed to speak was with quite a bit of what Angel Bluebell assumed could be depression to his current tone of voice. 

But despite this being the case, Angel Bluebell could still tell, that he was still surprised, despite him not physically showing any visual hint of this.

But then, and as a way for Angel Bluebell to clear up any sort of present confusion...

"Well Jonah, I am so glad that you asked that. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, for those of you who don't know why any of the Strike Witches. Or even why the other witches in the Strike Witches canon anime timeline don't wear any pants? Well that is because they claim that it tends to restrict their use of their magic while piloting their Striker Units and while fighting the Neuroi. Which by the way viewers, for those of you who don't know of the Neuroi, and what they are exactly? Well viewers, how exactly can I put this? Well, they are alien technology based creatures, that are usually carbon fiber colored. They also have several red patch like spots on their armored shells, that enable them to fire multiple lasers at their targets. And finally viewers, they are powered by what is known as a 'core.' Think of this 'core' viewers, like the core processor on a run of the mill modern day computers hard drive. But for now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay? Oh right, thank you Keiko for covering for me with your end of chapter fourth wall breaks for the previous few chapters. I very much appreciate it...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to explain over to Jonah as to why none of the witches in the Strike Witches anime canon timeline ever wore any sort of pants...

"Hey, who the heck is that guy heading towards the Neuroi?!" Captain Barkhorn had now proceeded to shout out quite aggressively and angrily out of seemingly nowhere. And sure enough, once Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to turn her attention and light blue eyes towards where Captain Barkhorn had shouted out towards. Angel Bluebell then noticed an all too familiar looking male, who had just gone and used his devil fruit powers to enlarge one of his fists. To which he then proceeded to use it to punch the Neuroi with.

And yet that wasn't the only reason, as to why Captain Barkhorn was as shocked and angry as she currently was. But mind you, she was more surprised then she was angry. In fact, Angel Bluebell figured that she wasn't at all angry, but instead, she just surprised by what had just happened.

"So yeah viewers, I am not at all surprised that Luffy just went and did that to the Neuroi. I mean after all, Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, for those of you who are wondering, or are going to go and attempt to ask me what it was that just happened with Luffy? Well I think that I will just have you watch the One Piece anime. As watching that would wind up explaining it more to all of you viewers in more detail then I myself ever could. And yes viewers, I am well aware that the anime is at somewhere around 1100 episodes as of right now. But you see, the thing with that viewers, is that if someone like Farfa, or GlasgowYGO as she is more known as, can go and attempt to watch the One Piece anime in its entirety, then so can you. And speaking of the One Piece anime for a second viewers, I have heard that a lot of people seem to think, that a certain character. Who might I add has been a source of very intense debate ever since they were introduced in the One Piece anime. And to help solve this viewers? I think that I have the perfect comparison. And so, with this in mind. Uranus, can you come over here for a second please? And by the way viewers, for those of you who have very childish tendencies, you know full bleeding well what it is that i am about to say. And no, it is not pronounced like one would be when one is eight. I mean after all, Neil deGrasse Tyson even said himself on an episode of Family Feud, that you can get away with saying it like that until you're eight. But the clear and obvious fact of the matter chat, is that it is pronounced as 'Yoor-un-us.' Yes I know that it is hard to accept this fact as a whole viewers...*Angel Bluebell then immediately realizes what it is that she just said, and how badly out of context it can be taken. Which because of this being the case, had now prompted a sweatdrop to now suddenly appear, and then slowly make its way down one side of Angel Bluebells face. To which less then a second later, Super Sailor Uranus now proceeds to then come into the frame of shot. And by chance happens to instantly pick up on Angel Bluebells very clear and very embarrassed looking expression that is still currently present on her face. To which she then proceeds to speak up. And as such, wind up catching Angel Bluebell off guard for a brief second*"

"Yes Bluebell, what is it that you and the viewers need to know about...Uh, why are you looking embarrassed?...*Super Sailor Uranus proceeds to ask Angel Bluebell this, while a both concerned look that is mixed with a slight bit of confusion, is now currently present on her face*"

"*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to briefly clear her throat, before she then proceeds to speak up again, in order to address Super Sailor Uranus*...Right sorry about that Uranus, I just wanted to let the viewers know that like that of Yamato from the One Piece anime, a person can both be a male, and a female. Thank you Uranus, you have been a big help, I will rejoin you and the rest of our allies shortly...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this over to Super Sailor Uranus, while also proceeding to smile at her with both of her light blue eyes closed for a brief moment. To which Super Sailor Uranus then proceeds to give Angel Bluebell a small closed eyes smile back to her in return. To which she then proceeds to walk back out of the frame of shot. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to face herself forwards again, and then open both of her light eyes, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Which with regard to this very same topic viewers. That is why this is quite honestly one of the most ridiculous controversies that I have ever seen or heard of. I mean after all, you viewers didn't have this much of an intense debate over Haruka and Michiru back in the day now did you?! I mean for goodness sake viewers, what makes that instance any different from this one?! Spoiler alert by the way viewers, there is no difference! But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 61

Chapter 62: Ones True Power & Ones True Spirit!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to explain over to Jonah as to why none of the witches in the Strike Witches anime canon timeline ever wore any sort of pants...

"Hey, who the heck is that guy heading towards the Neuroi?!" Captain Barkhorn had now proceeded to shout out quite aggressively and angrily out of seemingly nowhere. And sure enough, once Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to turn her attention and light blue eyes towards where Captain Barkhorn had shouted out towards. Angel Bluebell then noticed an all too familiar looking male, who had just gone and used his devil fruit powers to enlarge one of his fists. To which he then proceeded to use it to punch the Neuroi with.

And yet that wasn't the only reason, as to why Captain Barkhorn was as shocked and angry as she currently was. But mind you, she was more surprised then she was angry. In fact, Angel Bluebell figured that she wasn't at all angry, but instead, she just surprised by what had just happened.

"So yeah viewers, I am not at all surprised that Luffy just went and did that to the Neuroi. I mean after all, Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, for those of you who are wondering, or are going to go and attempt to ask me what it was that just happened with Luffy? Well I think that I will just have you watch the One Piece anime. As watching that would wind up explaining it more to all of you viewers in more detail then I myself ever could. And yes viewers, I am well aware that the anime is at somewhere around 1100 episodes as of right now. But you see, the thing with that viewers, is that if someone like Farfa, or GlasgowYGO as she is more known as, can go and attempt to watch the One Piece anime in its entirety, then so can you. And speaking of the One Piece anime for a second viewers, I have heard that a lot of people seem to think, that a certain character. Who might I add has been a source of very intense debate ever since they were introduced in the One Piece anime. And to help solve this viewers? I think that I have the perfect comparison. And so, with this in mind. Uranus, can you come over here for a second please? And by the way viewers, for those of you who have very childish tendencies, you know full bleeding well what it is that i am about to say. And no, it is not pronounced like one would be when one is eight. I mean after all, Neil deGrasse Tyson even said himself on an episode of Family Feud, that you can get away with saying it like that until you're eight. But the clear and obvious fact of the matter chat, is that it is pronounced as 'Yoor-un-us.' Yes I know that it is hard to accept this fact as a whole viewers...*Angel Bluebell then immediately realizes what it is that she just said, and how badly out of context it can be taken. Which because of this being the case, had now prompted a sweatdrop to now suddenly appear, and then slowly make its way down one side of Angel Bluebells face. To which less then a second later, Super Sailor Uranus now proceeds to then come into the frame of shot. And by chance happens to instantly pick up on Angel Bluebells very clear and very embarrassed looking expression that is still currently present on her face. To which she then proceeds to speak up. And as such, wind up catching Angel Bluebell off guard for a brief second*"

"Yes Bluebell, what is it that you and the viewers need to know about...Uh, why are you looking embarrassed?...*Super Sailor Uranus proceeds to ask Angel Bluebell this, while a both concerned look that is mixed with a slight bit of confusion, is now currently present on her face*"

"*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to briefly clear her throat, before she then proceeds to speak up again, in order to address Super Sailor Uranus*...Right sorry about that Uranus, I just wanted to let the viewers know that like that of Yamato from the One Piece anime, a person can both be a male, and a female. Thank you Uranus, you have been a big help, I will rejoin you and the rest of our allies shortly...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this over to Super Sailor Uranus, while also proceeding to smile at her with both of her light blue eyes closed for a brief moment. To which Super Sailor Uranus then proceeds to give Angel Bluebell a small closed eyes smile back to her in return. To which she then proceeds to walk back out of the frame of shot. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to face herself forwards again, and then open both of her light eyes, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Which with regard to this very same topic viewers. That is why this is quite honestly one of the most ridiculous controversies that I have ever seen or heard of. I mean after all, you viewers didn't have this much of an intense debate over Haruka and Michiru back in the day now did you?! I mean for goodness sake viewers, what makes that instance any different from this one?! Spoiler alert by the way viewers, there is no difference! But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to explain to the viewers about how like Super Sailor Uranus, or Haruka Tenoh as she was known more as. And how like that of Yamato from the One Piece canon anime timeline, can be both a male as well as a female. But as for the current situation at hand? Well it was currently comprised of the following...

"Okay Bluebell thank you for that, now can we please..." Zachary had now proceeded to attempt to try and say over to Angel Bluebell in response from out of nowhere. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the previous chapter.

But then, out of the blue. Zachary then suddenly was forced to stop his statement over to Bluebell mid sentence. And the reason as to why this was currently the case? Well if you have ever gotten a sudden head splitting headache, then you will know exactly what it was that Zachary here was going through. But the only difference, between what he was currently feeling, and a normal everyday headache? Well it was that unlike a normal everyday headache, this didn't wind up starting out with minimal pain.

In fact, from both how Zachary was showing in regard to his current sever pain. And when coupled with, from what Angel Bluebell could hear, what with Angel Bluebell not being able to see Zachary doing this, as she was currently not turned towards him. Zachary had also during this instance of audible and visible pain, had also proceeded to place both of his hands, one of which he still held his respective Star staff with, to his head. And it was also at this very same moment, that Angel Bluebell then realized, that something was terribly wrong. As if the visible pain Zacahry was yelling out, wasn't enough of a clear and obvious indication of this.

But then...

"Zachary, what's wrong? And why are you acting this way?" Li had now proceeded to ask Zachary out of seemingly nowhere.

But then, even before Zachary could even give a response back to Li. Another voice from just slightly over to our immediate right, had now proceeded to speak up. And it was only then, that Angel Bluebell was now starting to realize the plausible reason, as to why Zachary had suddenly become so visibly pained out of seemingly nowhere.

Because with regard to the voice in question, and with regard to who it belonged to? Well you see, about that...

"Excuse me, can any of you tell me...Wait, who are you, and why do you look exactly like me?!" A voice that was identical to Zachary's, albeit a little bit older sounding. Had now proceeded to ask out of seemingly nowhere, from slightly over to our immediate right.

And it was also at this very same moment, after this very same voice had proceeded to finish its current statement...

"Well then, thing have just gotten very very bizarre haven't they viewers?" Keiko could now be heard proceeding to say out of seemingly nowhere with. Albeit, it was with a slight bit of shock and surprise to her current tone.

And the reason as to why? Well...

"Zachary, who are you...Wait, who is he, and why does he look exactly like me albeit younger?!" A voice now similar to that of Li had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere as well with.

And now, with there now being absolutely no reason to doubt what it was that was now going on. And with this realization of Angel Bluebells now very much still on her mind...

"Well Syaoran, I wasn't really expecting you and the Princess to wind up here. Oh right, Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers. So yeah, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, with this in mind, let me now introduce one Princess Sakura, and Syaoran Li, from the one and only Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles anime, or TRC for short. And also viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to speak up. Which in turn has thus caused Angel Bluebell to be cut off mid sentence, and mid fourth wall break. Which like most of the other times that this is has already happened before. This has now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now visibly start to visibly twitching again*"

And as for what it was that had proceeded to go and cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence and mid fourth wall break moment this time? Well about that...

"Well isn't this a big surprise? Mokona is very excited to finally find Mokona!" A very happy sounding, and outrageously cheerful sounding voice over to me and everyone else present with out of seemingly nowhere.

And then...

"Wait, so there's two of them?" The unmistakable voice of Hikaru had now proceeded to say in a somewhat surprised sounding manner out of seemingly nowhere.

But then, out of nowhere...

"My Hikaru, aren't we the observant one?" A now currently unrecognizable female voice had now proceeded to say out of nowhere. But, despite this being the case, the voice seemed to still remind me quite a bit of Erza Scarlets voice. Because as for who they were? Well...

"Wait Yuuko, is that you, why are you here?" The voice of Syaoran had now proceeded to say in a quite surprised sounding manner out of seemingly nowhere.

And then...

"Oh, well that was unexpected viewers. I wasn't really expecting the one and only Yuuko Ichihara to grace us with her presence. I mean after all, Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 62

Chapter 63: Time Heals All Wounds, Or Does It?!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to explain to the viewers about how like Super Sailor Uranus, or Haruka Tenoh as she was known more as. And how like that of Yamato from the One Piece canon anime timeline, can be both a male as well as a female. But as for the current situation at hand? Well it was currently comprised of the following...

"Okay Bluebell thank you for that, now can we please..." Zachary had now proceeded to attempt to try and say over to Angel Bluebell in response from out of nowhere. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the previous chapter.

But then, out of the blue. Zachary then suddenly was forced to stop his statement over to Bluebell mid sentence. And the reason as to why this was currently the case? Well if you have ever gotten a sudden head splitting headache, then you will know exactly what it was that Zachary here was going through. But the only difference, between what he was currently feeling, and a normal everyday headache? Well it was that unlike a normal everyday headache, this didn't wind up starting out with minimal pain.

In fact, from both how Zachary was showing in regard to his current sever pain. And when coupled with, from what Angel Bluebell could hear, what with Angel Bluebell not being able to see Zachary doing this, as she was currently not turned towards him. Zachary had also during this instance of audible and visible pain, had also proceeded to place both of his hands, one of which he still held his respective Star staff with, to his head. And it was also at this very same moment, that Angel Bluebell then realized, that something was terribly wrong. As if the visible pain Zacahry was yelling out, wasn't enough of a clear and obvious indication of this.

But then...

"Zachary, what's wrong? And why are you acting this way?" Li had now proceeded to ask Zachary out of seemingly nowhere.

But then, even before Zachary could even give a response back to Li. Another voice from just slightly over to our immediate right, had now proceeded to speak up. And it was only then, that Angel Bluebell was now starting to realize the plausible reason, as to why Zachary had suddenly become so visibly pained out of seemingly nowhere.

Because with regard to the voice in question, and with regard to who it belonged to? Well you see, about that...

"Excuse me, can any of you tell me...Wait, who are you, and why do you look exactly like me?!" A voice that was identical to Zachary's, albeit a little bit older sounding. Had now proceeded to ask out of seemingly nowhere, from slightly over to our immediate right.

And it was also at this very same moment, after this very same voice had proceeded to finish its current statement...

"Well then, thing have just gotten very very bizarre haven't they viewers?" Keiko could now be heard proceeding to say out of seemingly nowhere with. Albeit, it was with a slight bit of shock and surprise to her current tone.

And the reason as to why? Well...

"Zachary, who are you...Wait, who is he, and why does he look exactly like me albeit younger?!" A voice now similar to that of Li had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere as well with.

And now, with there now being absolutely no reason to doubt what it was that was now going on. And with this realization of Angel Bluebells now very much still on her mind...

"Well Syaoran, I wasn't really expecting you and the Princess to wind up here. Oh right, Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers. So yeah, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, with this in mind, let me now introduce one Princess Sakura, and Syaoran Li, from the one and only Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles anime, or TRC for short. And also viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to speak up. Which in turn has thus caused Angel Bluebell to be cut off mid sentence, and mid fourth wall break. Which like most of the other times that this is has already happened before. This has now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now visibly start to visibly twitching again*"

And as for what it was that had proceeded to go and cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence and mid fourth wall break moment this time? Well about that...

"Well isn't this a big surprise? Mokona is very excited to finally find Mokona!" A very happy sounding, and outrageously cheerful sounding voice over to me and everyone else present with out of seemingly nowhere.

And then...

"Wait, so there's two of them?" The unmistakable voice of Hikaru had now proceeded to say in a somewhat surprised sounding manner out of seemingly nowhere.

But then, out of nowhere...

"My Hikaru, aren't we the observant one?" A now currently unrecognizable female voice had now proceeded to say out of nowhere. But, despite this being the case, the voice seemed to still remind me quite a bit of Erza Scarlets voice. Because as for who they were? Well...

"Wait Yuuko, is that you, why are you here?" The voice of Syaoran had now proceeded to say in a quite surprised sounding manner out of seemingly nowhere.

And then...

"Oh, well that was unexpected viewers. I wasn't really expecting the one and only Yuuko Ichihara to grace us with her presence. I mean after all, Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to witness Zachary experiencing what she could only assume was pretty severe pain to his head. And also with the sudden appearance of more people out of seemingly nowhere. But, as a reminder and with regard to who these new individuals were? Well...

"Wait hold on a sec here, it's like looking in a mirror. Only you're older then me, but yet you're also me," Sakura had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. And from what Angel Bluebell could see regarding the Princess herself, this was something that Angel Bluebell could now say, with one hundred percent certainty, was in fact the case.

I mean, the Princess was the spitting image of Sakura, albeit she was a bit older. And yet still, like that of Sakura, this Sakura also had big snake-green eyes and strawberry blonde hair. Only with this Sakura, that hair was down to her shoulders. But despite this, it also seemed rather unkempt and stroked. And like that of the Sakura that we all knew, all of these helped to give contrast to her pinkish-tanned skin complexion. And like the younger Sakura, she was slim-built and had a normal build for someone her own age. 

And as for one of the other recognizable individuals that had accompanied the older Sakura? Well he had facial features, comprising of brown face-length hair that was slightly spike. So in other words, it was in a very simplistic manner, identical to that of Li Showron's. And like that of Li, this older looking Li, had brown eyes.

"So basically viewers, these three are Zachary, Sakura, and Li. Only they're from a different anime timeline. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But yeah, I would say that that pretty much sums it up quite nicely don't you think viewers? Also, I don't know if any of you have been keeping track as of late? But as of the last chapter, the number of different anime that are already featured in these four fanfics, now currently stands at 38. Yes viewers, you did just read that number right, and no you are not hallucinating either. And if you think that is a lot of different anime? Then just wait until another 5 years down the road. I mean after all viewers, I did say that we were attempting to set a world record didn't I? Because as of this chapter, we are currently at 132 days of continuous chapter posting. And by the way viewers, since I have no idea as to whether or not you read the previous chapter when I mentioned this last? I never specified, that the chapters in question, needed to be posted on every site that these four fanfics were on. For you see viewers, as long as the continuous writing day number on my Webnovel profile goes up by a single number everyday for the next 5 years. Then it will still count as setting a world record of five years. And for those of you who would like to know exactly which day that is? Well it will be on February 12, 2030. So viewers, unlike MrBeast, and the rest of his goon squad. No offense to Kosdff TK and the rest of Team Kaliber of course. Who by the way viewers, I highly recommend that you go and check out his YouTube channel when you have the moment and the free time to do so. Just tell Kosdff that Angel Bluebell sent you, okay viewers? And no viewers, that is not an invitation to harass him. So please do go and get that idea out of your minds. Also viewers, if you haven't yet gone and watched Spike TV's Deadliest Warrior, then I highly recommend that you go and do that as well when you have a moment or some free time on you hands. As it will help you all to better understand some of the things that are going on in these four separate fanfics. But getting back on topic viewers, unlike MrBeast and the rest of his goon squad, and the reason why so many internet trolls are disgusted with the four of us. Is that unlike all of them, the four of us are actually genuine towards our viewers. We don't ask for any money in return for what we do, except Revy, Catherine, and the rest of Lagoon Company, but we'll just gloss over that part. And unlike MrBeast, we won't attempt to scam you lot with a clearly and blatantly obvious scam AI software program. I mean for goodness sake Jimmy, you just never seem to learn your bloody lesson now do you?! At what point do you decide that scamming your fan base isn't worth it anymore?! Because to be fair viewers, I consider fans to be to MrBeast, what Hector was to Jimmy MacElroy in the movie Blades Of Glory. If you know the hidden meaning and rational within that viewers, then you know. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the being don't you? So what do you viewers say, that we now finally go and get back to the current chapter at hand hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And yet, just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual fourth wall break...

"There you are you insignificant pieces of human scum! Sloth take them all out!" The still very much recognizable and also quite angry sounding voice of Father then proceeded to shout out quite angrily with out of nowhere, from just over to Angel Bluebell and the rest of us from over to our immediate right.

And sure enough, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to have her usual Love Angel instincts kick in. She then proceeded to instinctively get into her usual battle ready stance. And then...

"Minna Homunculus on our right! Now prepare yourselves minna, because it's showtime!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, as she then used her Saint Sword Of Bluebell to deflect a heavy blow from Sloth. As he had proceeded to try and bring one of his very heavy and bulky arms down onto Angel Bluebell. Only for his arm to meet the outer facing and sharp edged side of Angel Bluebells double edged Saint Sword Of Bluebell.

And then...

"Saint...Twin Swords!" Angel Salvia had then proceeded to shout out. Which after a pretty quick sounding noise of what was unmistakably someone moving at a very quick speed. Angel Salvia then proceeded to use both of her Saint Twin Swords to slam both of them extremely hard against the very same arm of Sloths that he had just used to try and crush Angel Bluebell with.

Which as both of Angel Salvia's Saint Twin Swords made contact with Sloth's arm, the resulting impact wound up causing both of Angel Salvia's Saint Twin Swords, to slice completely through it.

But then...

"Well I guess it is true then isn't it viewers? Time doesn't really heal all wounds now does it? Sorry Angel Bluebell here again, and yes I know that that was somewhat corny for me to say...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But you know what? I did it, so let's just move on from that shall we? Because this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed in her usual very cute looking manner*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 63

Chapter 64: Throwing Salt In The Wound!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to witness Zachary experiencing what she could only assume was pretty severe pain to his head. And also with the sudden appearance of more people out of seemingly nowhere. But, as a reminder and with regard to who these new individuals were? Well...

"Wait hold on a sec here, it's like looking in a mirror. Only you're older then me, but yet you're also me," Sakura had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. And from what Angel Bluebell could see regarding the Princess herself, this was something that Angel Bluebell could now say, with one hundred percent certainty, was in fact the case.

I mean, the Princess was the spitting image of Sakura, albeit she was a bit older. And yet still, like that of Sakura, this Sakura also had big snake-green eyes and strawberry blonde hair. Only with this Sakura, that hair was down to her shoulders. But despite this, it also seemed rather unkempt and stroked. And like that of the Sakura that we all knew, all of these helped to give contrast to her pinkish-tanned skin complexion. And like the younger Sakura, she was slim-built and had a normal build for someone her own age. 

And as for one of the other recognizable individuals that had accompanied the older Sakura? Well he had facial features, comprising of brown face-length hair that was slightly spike. So in other words, it was in a very simplistic manner, identical to that of Li Showron's. And like that of Li, this older looking Li, had brown eyes.

"So basically viewers, these three are Zachary, Sakura, and Li. Only they're from a different anime timeline. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But yeah, I would say that that pretty much sums it up quite nicely don't you think viewers? Also, I don't know if any of you have been keeping track as of late? But as of the last chapter, the number of different anime that are already featured in these four fanfics, now currently stands at 38. Yes viewers, you did just read that number right, and no you are not hallucinating either. And if you think that is a lot of different anime? Then just wait until another 5 years down the road. I mean after all viewers, I did say that we were attempting to set a world record didn't I? Because as of this chapter, we are currently at 132 days of continuous chapter posting. And by the way viewers, since I have no idea as to whether or not you read the previous chapter when I mentioned this last? I never specified, that the chapters in question, needed to be posted on every site that these four fanfics were on. For you see viewers, as long as the continuous writing day number on my Webnovel profile goes up by a single number everyday for the next 5 years. Then it will still count as setting a world record of five years. And for those of you who would like to know exactly which day that is? Well it will be on February 12, 2030. So viewers, unlike MrBeast, and the rest of his goon squad. No offense to Kosdff TK and the rest of Team Kaliber of course. Who by the way viewers, I highly recommend that you go and check out his YouTube channel when you have the moment and the free time to do so. Just tell Kosdff that Angel Bluebell sent you, okay viewers? And no viewers, that is not an invitation to harass him. So please do go and get that idea out of your minds. Also viewers, if you haven't yet gone and watched Spike TV's Deadliest Warrior, then I highly recommend that you go and do that as well when you have a moment or some free time on you hands. As it will help you all to better understand some of the things that are going on in these four separate fanfics. But getting back on topic viewers, unlike MrBeast and the rest of his goon squad, and the reason why so many internet trolls are disgusted with the four of us. Is that unlike all of them, the four of us are actually genuine towards our viewers. We don't ask for any money in return for what we do, except Revy, Catherine, and the rest of Lagoon Company, but we'll just gloss over that part. And unlike MrBeast, we won't attempt to scam you lot with a clearly and blatantly obvious scam AI software program. I mean for goodness sake Jimmy, you just never seem to learn your bloody lesson now do you?! At what point do you decide that scamming your fan base isn't worth it anymore?! Because to be fair viewers, I consider fans to be to MrBeast, what Hector was to Jimmy MacElroy in the movie Blades Of Glory. If you know the hidden meaning and rational within that viewers, then you know. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the being don't you? So what do you viewers say, that we now finally go and get back to the current chapter at hand hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her eyes closed in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And yet, just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual fourth wall break...

"There you are you insignificant pieces of human scum! Sloth take them all out!" The still very much recognizable and also quite angry sounding voice of Father then proceeded to shout out quite angrily with out of nowhere, from just over to Angel Bluebell and the rest of us from over to our immediate right.

And sure enough, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to have her usual Love Angel instincts kick in. She then proceeded to instinctively get into her usual battle ready stance. And then...

"Minna Homunculus on our right! Now prepare yourselves minna, because it's showtime!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say, as she then used her Saint Sword Of Bluebell to deflect a heavy blow from Sloth. As he had proceeded to try and bring one of his very heavy and bulky arms down onto Angel Bluebell. Only for his arm to meet the outer facing and sharp edged side of Angel Bluebells double edged Saint Sword Of Bluebell.

And then...

"Saint...Twin Swords!" Angel Salvia had then proceeded to shout out. Which after a pretty quick sounding noise of what was unmistakably someone moving at a very quick speed. Angel Salvia then proceeded to use both of her Saint Twin Swords to slam both of them extremely hard against the very same arm of Sloths that he had just used to try and crush Angel Bluebell with.

Which as both of Angel Salvia's Saint Twin Swords made contact with Sloth's arm, the resulting impact wound up causing both of Angel Salvia's Saint Twin Swords, to slice completely through it.

But then...

"Well I guess it is true then isn't it viewers? Time doesn't really heal all wounds now does it? Sorry Angel Bluebell here again, and yes I know that that was somewhat corny for me to say...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But you know what? I did it, so let's just move on from that shall we? Because this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Angel Salvia had proceeded to use both of her Saint Twin Swords to cut quite easily through one of Sloths huge and very bulky arms. But as Sloths now severed arm, then proceeded to fall to the ground with a very dull sounding thud, something unexpected them proceeded to happen. And as for what this unexpected thing was? Well you see about that, because it was honestly one of the most shocking things to happen in these four fanfics to date. Because, well...

"Wait, why is there a grayish ooze coming from the severed end of that arm all of the sudden?!" Gray Fullbuster had now proceeded to shout out with in a quite surprised sounding manner to his current tone of voice from out of seemingly nowhere.

And sure enough, since Angel Bluebell was witnessing it happen as well, a grayish sort of ooze had now proceeded to quickly ooze out of the severed stub of Sloths arm. And only a split second after that, the grayish ooze then proceeded to morph into another identical clone of Sloth. And it was only then, that Angel Bluebell realized just what it was that had just happened. And so, with this thought now very much on her mind...

"Really Father, you went and stole the experimental blueprints to Tim Scam's 'Scamlar?!' I mean, just how unoriginal must you be?! Which by the way viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, I think that this was pretty much something that you all should've seen coming from quite a few chapters back. I mean after all, I did elude to it by mentioning the Totally Spies tv episode, 'Morphing Is Sooo 1987.' Oh almost forgot viewers, since I have your attention for the current moment. What do you all think of these four fanfics so far? And no viewers, this is not an invitation to resort to any kind of toxic trolling or harassment okay? I mean after all viewers, me, Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine, have had to deal with more then enough of that from the toxic trolls over on Scribble Hub. Which by the way viewers, as of June 12, they have all proceeded to go radio silent. So yeah viewers, I think that the four of us can just chalk that up as a win for us then won't we? I will say this though viewers, it really did take those numpties quite a while to realize that they were only incriminating themselves. I mean to be honest viewers, I can't say that I am surprised, as they seemed to be under some sort of false pretense that what they were doing was going to have some sort of imaginary upside. And now they have gone radio silent. I mean in the words of the one and only Jeremy Clarkson, 'oh no...anyway.' I mean congratulations you toxic trolling numpties, and in the words of DJ Khaled, 'congratulations, you played yourself.' But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the moment. So what do you viewers say that we now get back to the current chapter, and the still currently ongoing fight at hand now hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And then, just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual fourth wall break, though also quite predictably as well at that. And as a smug and witty looking smirk, had then proceeded to slowly make its way onto Angel Bluebells face...

"Zachary, Sakura, you're both up! Now Father, I want you to pay close attention, because you seem to have forgotten about a key and noticeable weakness in Tim Scam's Scamlar!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say in her usual smug and witty sounding tone.

And sure enough...

"Water!" Both Zachary and Sakura had now proceeded to chant together in unison. Which roughly about a split second before this, Zachary had then proceeded to pull out the Water Card. To which after he had then proceeded to quickly throw it upwards, and as it proceeded to spin like a stationary top above both Zachary and Sakura. Both Zachary and Sakura then proceeded to raise both of their respective Star staffs towards the still spinning Water Card.

Which about a split second later, was then followed by the sudden appearance of the Water Card spirit. And, as the Water Card spirit proceeded to quickly make its way over to both of the Sloths, it then proceeded to wash over both of them like a violent tidal wave. And sure Angel Bluebell had planned, both Sloths then proceeded to unmaterialize, and then slowly change into a somewhat steaming looking, and all too familiar looking dual piles of grayish but stationary ooze.

And then...

"What have you just done?!" Father now proceeded to shout out quite angrily and aggressively towards Angel Bluebell and the rest of our currently present allies.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back to Father...

"Well isn't that obvious Father? I just went and took care of your lackey of a Homunculus. So wait a sec here Father. Are you meaning to tell me, that you had absolutely no idea that Tim Scam's Scamlar has a glaring and strong weakness to salt? Wow, I mean just wow, and yet you're saying that we're scum? Well that's a good laugh then isn't it viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I mean after all viewers, what villain their right mind takes another villains experiments and doesn't...Oh wait, that's every single villain that has ever existed hasn't it? Yeah, sorry Father, and yet not sorry! Because I can't find even an iota of what makes you any less different from the like of either Galaxia, or even Raindevila for that matter. And those such as MrBeast, Jake Paul, Logan Paul, KEEMstar, Adin Ross, Jack Dork, 'JJ, yes he is still one heck of a clear and obvious washed up excuse for a rapper' KSI. And also, WingsOfRedemption, and Boogie2988. I think that that should go without saying that those two are just as heinous as the other seven. And as for why that is the case viewers? Well I think that it would be better if I just have you look it up yourselves. I mean after all viewers, these four fanfics need to stay as family friendly as possible. Oh, almost forgot. So to Viz Media, OLM Inc, J.C. Staff, and all of the other anime studios whose anime that the four of us have already featured in these four fanfics, and ultimately still have to include. Because believe it or not viewers, the four of us aren't just trying to set a world record for the most consistent days of posting a single chapter in a row. We are also trying to set a world record, for the most types of media featured in a fanfic. Which as of this chapter, currently stands at thirty eight. And there is expected to be at least another sixty two more and different forms of anime and or media, to be included within these four fanfics, within at least the next five years or so. And yes viewers you did just read that part right. As the four of us are indeed going to be featuring at least one hundred different anime and forms of media in these four fanfics. So you can all look forward to that in the coming years. But for now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 64

Chapter 65: Don't Be A Greedy Greed!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Angel Salvia had proceeded to use both of her Saint Twin Swords to cut quite easily through one of Sloths huge and very bulky arms. But as Sloths now severed arm, then proceeded to fall to the ground with a very dull sounding thud, something unexpected them proceeded to happen. And as for what this unexpected thing was? Well you see about that, because it was honestly one of the most shocking things to happen in these four fanfics to date. Because, well...

"Wait, why is there a grayish ooze coming from the severed end of that arm all of the sudden?!" Gray Fullbuster had now proceeded to shout out with in a quite surprised sounding manner to his current tone of voice from out of seemingly nowhere.

And sure enough, since Angel Bluebell was witnessing it happen as well, a grayish sort of ooze had now proceeded to quickly ooze out of the severed stub of Sloths arm. And only a split second after that, the grayish ooze then proceeded to morph into another identical clone of Sloth. And it was only then, that Angel Bluebell realized just what it was that had just happened. And so, with this thought now very much on her mind...

"Really Father, you went and stole the experimental blueprints to Tim Scam's 'Scamlar?!' I mean, just how unoriginal must you be?! Which by the way viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, I think that this was pretty much something that you all should've seen coming from quite a few chapters back. I mean after all, I did elude to it by mentioning the Totally Spies tv episode, 'Morphing Is Sooo 1987.' Oh almost forgot viewers, since I have your attention for the current moment. What do you all think of these four fanfics so far? And no viewers, this is not an invitation to resort to any kind of toxic trolling or harassment okay? I mean after all viewers, me, Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine, have had to deal with more then enough of that from the toxic trolls over on Scribble Hub. Which by the way viewers, as of June 12, they have all proceeded to go radio silent. So yeah viewers, I think that the four of us can just chalk that up as a win for us then won't we? I will say this though viewers, it really did take those numpties quite a while to realize that they were only incriminating themselves. I mean to be honest viewers, I can't say that I am surprised, as they seemed to be under some sort of false pretense that what they were doing was going to have some sort of imaginary upside. And now they have gone radio silent. I mean in the words of the one and only Jeremy Clarkson, 'oh no...anyway.' I mean congratulations you toxic trolling numpties, and in the words of DJ Khaled, 'congratulations, you played yourself.' But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the moment. So what do you viewers say that we now get back to the current chapter, and the still currently ongoing fight at hand now hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner*"

And then, just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual fourth wall break, though also quite predictably as well at that. And as a smug and witty looking smirk, had then proceeded to slowly make its way onto Angel Bluebells face...

"Zachary, Sakura, you're both up! Now Father, I want you to pay close attention, because you seem to have forgotten about a key and noticeable weakness in Tim Scam's Scamlar!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say in her usual smug and witty sounding tone.

And sure enough...

"Water!" Both Zachary and Sakura had now proceeded to chant together in unison. Which roughly about a split second before this, Zachary had then proceeded to pull out the Water Card. To which after he had then proceeded to quickly throw it upwards, and as it proceeded to spin like a stationary top above both Zachary and Sakura. Both Zachary and Sakura then proceeded to raise both of their respective Star staffs towards the still spinning Water Card.

Which about a split second later, was then followed by the sudden appearance of the Water Card spirit. And, as the Water Card spirit proceeded to quickly make its way over to both of the Sloths, it then proceeded to wash over both of them like a violent tidal wave. And sure Angel Bluebell had planned, both Sloths then proceeded to unmaterialize, and then slowly change into a somewhat steaming looking, and all too familiar looking dual piles of grayish but stationary ooze.

And then...

"What have you just done?!" Father now proceeded to shout out quite angrily and aggressively towards Angel Bluebell and the rest of our currently present allies.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back to Father...

"Well isn't that obvious Father? I just went and took care of your lackey of a Homunculus. So wait a sec here Father. Are you meaning to tell me, that you had absolutely no idea that Tim Scam's Scamlar has a glaring and strong weakness to salt? Wow, I mean just wow, and yet you're saying that we're scum? Well that's a good laugh then isn't it viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I mean after all viewers, what villain their right mind takes another villains experiments and doesn't...Oh wait, that's every single villain that has ever existed hasn't it? Yeah, sorry Father, and yet not sorry! Because I can't find even an iota of what makes you any less different from the like of either Galaxia, or even Raindevila for that matter. And those such as MrBeast, Jake Paul, Logan Paul, KEEMstar, Adin Ross, Jack Dork, 'JJ, yes he is still one heck of a clear and obvious washed up excuse for a rapper' KSI. And also, WingsOfRedemption, and Boogie2988. I think that that should go without saying that those two are just as heinous as the other seven. And as for why that is the case viewers? Well I think that it would be better if I just have you look it up yourselves. I mean after all viewers, these four fanfics need to stay as family friendly as possible. Oh, almost forgot. So to Viz Media, OLM Inc, J.C. Staff, and all of the other anime studios whose anime that the four of us have already featured in these four fanfics, and ultimately still have to include. Because believe it or not viewers, the four of us aren't just trying to set a world record for the most consistent days of posting a single chapter in a row. We are also trying to set a world record, for the most types of media featured in a fanfic. Which as of this chapter, currently stands at thirty eight. And there is expected to be at least another sixty two more and different forms of anime and or media, to be included within these four fanfics, within at least the next five years or so. And yes viewers you did just read that part right. As the four of us are indeed going to be featuring at least one hundred different anime and forms of media in these four fanfics. So you can all look forward to that in the coming years. But for now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Zachary and Sakura had proceeded to use the Water Card spirit to quite easily make mincemeat of the Homunculus Sloth, and also with what had been left of Tim Scams Scamlar. But, even though Sloth had been defeated, there was still one last Angel Bluebell had completely forgot about. Because, well...

"Well actually viewers, sorry Angel Bluebell here again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, for those of you who are going to ask what has been going on with Revy, Catherine, Koko, and the rest of both Lagoon Company and HCLI regarding their fight against the Dragon Militia? Well all of that is going to be covered in the Of Arms And Ammunition perspective of these four fanfics. I mean after all viewers, I wouldn't want to overwhelm all of you with that much action in a single fanfiction perspective. So think of it viewers, as an added incentive to go and read Of Arms And Ammunition when you have a free moment of time to do so. Also viewers, while I currently still have your attention. Hey Jimmy, so I heard it through the grapevine. Which by the way viewers, is a great song for the record, and you really must listen to it at some point. But anyway getting back to the current elephant in the room as it were. Jimmy, what kind of paint thinner were you sniffing, when you somehow thought that an AI thumbnail generator was a good idea? Which by the way viewers, the mentioning of the paint sniffer, is a reference to Old Top Gear. You know the episode right viewers? When Clarkson, Hammond, and May tried to make custom stretch limos? And for those of you viewers who are going to ask which series and episode? Let me save you the trouble, as it is Series 9, Episode 6. There, I just saved you the trouble, and yes viewers, you're very welcome. But anyway viewers, do yourself a favor, and don't buy into Jimmy's AI thumbnail generator based claptrap. As I don't care what anyone else says about it. As it is one hundred percent stealing, and that is just an end of it. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me, at least for the current moment, so what do you viewers say that we get back to the current chapter, as well as the currently still ongoing fight at hand now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And then, just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual fourth wall break. And though also quite predictably as well at that. Because, well...

"So you're the ungodly wretch that has been causing us Homunculi problems eh?! Then I will take great pleasure in seeing to it that you and your allies wind up being buried six feet under!" A currently unrecognizable sounding and yet pretty ticked off sounding male voice, had now proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell quite angrily with.

And like all of the previous times, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to instinctively raise her left hand that held her Saint Sword Of Bluebell. Angel Bluebells Saint Sword Of Bluebells blade, made a very audible and very distinct metal clanking noise, as it then proceeded to come into contact with what appeared to be darkened yet metal based, and also quite sharp looking animalistic claws.

And as for who they were? Well...

"My Greed, well aren't we just the greedy one today? I mean you're more greedy then Pot Of Greed ever was. Angel Bluebell here again by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And by the way viewers, I now ask you this very important question. Pot Of Greed, what does it do? And yes viewers, I did just do a Yugioh based meme reference in this fanfic. Because I did make a promise, not to involve any of the characters from that anime, as that falls under one Mr. Chaos, in his Yugioh self insert fanfic, 'The Chaos Effect.' And if it is one thing that I always do best viewers, it is that I always stay true to a promise such as that. I mean after all, you didn't see me referencing any sort of political views or anything to do with politics in this fanfic, or any of the other three that are interconnected with it so far have you? Well, that is because something like that has no business being in these four fanfics to begin with. I mean honestly viewers, that much should have been quite obvious from the off. But for now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 65

Chapter 66: Pin, Block, Divide, And Conquer!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Zachary and Sakura had proceeded to use the Water Card spirit to quite easily make mincemeat of the Homunculus Sloth, and also with what had been left of Tim Scams Scamlar. But, even though Sloth had been defeated, there was still one last Angel Bluebell had completely forgot about. Because, well...

"Well actually viewers, sorry Angel Bluebell here again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, for those of you who are going to ask what has been going on with Revy, Catherine, Koko, and the rest of both Lagoon Company and HCLI regarding their fight against the Dragon Militia? Well all of that is going to be covered in the Of Arms And Ammunition perspective of these four fanfics. I mean after all viewers, I wouldn't want to overwhelm all of you with that much action in a single fanfiction perspective. So think of it viewers, as an added incentive to go and read Of Arms And Ammunition when you have a free moment of time to do so. Also viewers, while I currently still have your attention. Hey Jimmy, so I heard it through the grapevine. Which by the way viewers, is a great song for the record, and you really must listen to it at some point. But anyway getting back to the current elephant in the room as it were. Jimmy, what kind of paint thinner were you sniffing, when you somehow thought that an AI thumbnail generator was a good idea? Which by the way viewers, the mentioning of the paint sniffer, is a reference to Old Top Gear. You know the episode right viewers? When Clarkson, Hammond, and May tried to make custom stretch limos? And for those of you viewers who are going to ask which series and episode? Let me save you the trouble, as it is Series 9, Episode 6. There, I just saved you the trouble, and yes viewers, you're very welcome. But anyway viewers, do yourself a favor, and don't buy into Jimmy's AI thumbnail generator based claptrap. As I don't care what anyone else says about it. As it is one hundred percent stealing, and that is just an end of it. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me, at least for the current moment, so what do you viewers say that we get back to the current chapter, as well as the currently still ongoing fight at hand now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And then, just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual fourth wall break. And though also quite predictably as well at that. Because, well...

"So you're the ungodly wretch that has been causing us Homunculi problems eh?! Then I will take great pleasure in seeing to it that you and your allies wind up being buried six feet under!" A currently unrecognizable sounding and yet pretty ticked off sounding male voice, had now proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell quite angrily with.

And like all of the previous times, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to instinctively raise her left hand that held her Saint Sword Of Bluebell. Angel Bluebells Saint Sword Of Bluebells blade, made a very audible and very distinct metal clanking noise, as it then proceeded to come into contact with what appeared to be darkened yet metal based, and also quite sharp looking animalistic claws.

And as for who they were? Well...

"My Greed, well aren't we just the greedy one today? I mean you're more greedy then Pot Of Greed ever was. Angel Bluebell here again by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And by the way viewers, I now ask you this very important question. Pot Of Greed, what does it do? And yes viewers, I did just do a Yugioh based meme reference in this fanfic. Because I did make a promise, not to involve any of the characters from that anime, as that falls under one Mr. Chaos, in his Yugioh self insert fanfic, 'The Chaos Effect.' And if it is one thing that I always do best viewers, it is that I always stay true to a promise such as that. I mean after all, you didn't see me referencing any sort of political views or anything to do with politics in this fanfic, or any of the other three that are interconnected with it so far have you? Well, that is because something like that has no business being in these four fanfics to begin with. I mean honestly viewers, that much should have been quite obvious from the off. But for now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to use her Saint Sword Of Bluebell to block the very darkened and sharp looking animalistic claws of the Homunculus Greed with an instinctive block. But, as for Angel Bluebell and her overall response towards this? Well...

"Really Greed? You couldn't come up with a less pathetic sounding insult towards me and the rest of my allies? Because to tell you the honest truth here Greed? I would say that the only ungodly wretches that has been causing any sort of problem, is you and the rest of your Homunculi brethren. Oh yeah, and you say that you're going to take great pleasure in seeing to it that me and my allies wind up being buried six feet under? Well in case you haven't noticed Greed, I may not be a State Alchemist like that of Fullmetal. But I can assure you this much Greed, that both me and the rest of my allies, aren't exactly pushover either! So tell me greed, do you believe in a little thing called magic? Or shall I have one of the trinity demonstrate to you just how real something like magic truly is? Because while you may be able to push around the usual State Alchemist. I think that you'll find someone such as myself, to be one individual that you will not want to mess with. And so, with that in mind, I will now have the Sailor Senshi, along with me and the Love Angels demonstrate this. So Greed, I now want you to pay close attention, because now minna, it's showtime!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back over to Greed with in response. 

And sure enough, just as Angel Bluebell instinctively then got ready to quickly leap out of the way...

"Saint...Feather Impulse!" Wedding Peach exclaimed, as she conjured up several very pointy white feathers into both of her hands from out of seemingly nowhere. To which Wedding Peach then proceeded to throw all of these feathers outwards from both of her hands, with the pointed ends pointing outwards. As the feathers then made their way towards Greed.

"Saint...Spiral...Whip!" Angel Lily now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to wave her right hand over her leg band. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Spiral Whip appeared in her right hand. To which she then proceeded to uncoil it, and then lash it out towards Greed.

"Saint...Rolling...Boomerang!" Angel Daisy now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to throw both of her arms and hands upwards. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Rolling Boomerangs appeared in both of her hands. To which she then proceeded to quickly whip them forward from both of her hands one after the other. To which both of them then proceeded to quickly make their way towards Greed.

"Saint...Twin...Swords!" Angel Salvia now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to extend both of her hands upwards. And in a brief flash of light, she then proceeded to swing both of her Saint Twin Swords in two separate outward facing swings. To which two separate magic energy wave blasts erupted from both of her Saint Twin Swords blades. To which both then proceeded to make their way towards Greed.

"Moon...Gorgeous...Meditation~!" Eternal Sailor Moon exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her Kaleidoscope Rod. She then proceeded to launch the attack from it, and towards Greed.

"Mercury...Aqua...Rhapsody!" Super Sailor Mercury exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Greed.

"Mars...Flame...Sniper!" Super Sailor Mars exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Greed.

"Jupiter...Oak...Evolution!" Super Sailor Jupiter exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Greed.

"Venus...Love And Beauty Shock!" Super Sailor Venus exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Greed.

"Death...Reborn...Revolution!" Super Sailor Saturn exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Greed.

"World...Shaking!" Super Sailor Uranus exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Greed.

"Deep...Submerge!" Super Sailor Neptune exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Greed.

"Dead...Scream!" Super Sailor Pluto exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Greed.

And then...

"Hey Greed? If you can dodge all of these attacks, then you can dodge a ball! And this Greed, you greedy Homunculus, is checkmate!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to quickly say over to Greed in her usual quippy and very smug sounding tone. Which Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to say while a similarly cheeky and smug looking smirk, was also currently present upon her face as well. 

And sure enough, just as all of the attacks closed in quite fast on Greed. Angel Bluebell managed to use her quick agility as a Love Angel, to quickly leap to her immediate right and out of the way of the quickly onrushing attacks. And as Angel Bluebell had intended, all of the attacks wound up hitting their marks. Since after all of the attacks had dissipated after a few short seconds, there was nothing left of Greed, not even ashes. As all of the attacks, had managed to not only shatter Greed's Philosopher Stone, but it also wound up purifying him, to which he had then proceeded to quickly fade out of existence.

"And that viewers, is the end of Greed. Angel Bluebell here again by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And yes viewers, I am well aware that my quippy line was from the movie 'Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story.' But anyways for right now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 66

Chapter 67: The 3 Diabolos Stooges!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to use her Saint Sword Of Bluebell to block the very darkened and sharp looking animalistic claws of the Homunculus Greed with an instinctive block. But, as for Angel Bluebell and her overall response towards this? Well...

"Really Greed? You couldn't come up with a less pathetic sounding insult towards me and the rest of my allies? Because to tell you the honest truth here Greed? I would say that the only ungodly wretches that has been causing any sort of problem, is you and the rest of your Homunculi brethren. Oh yeah, and you say that you're going to take great pleasure in seeing to it that me and my allies wind up being buried six feet under? Well in case you haven't noticed Greed, I may not be a State Alchemist like that of Fullmetal. But I can assure you this much Greed, that both me and the rest of my allies, aren't exactly pushover either! So tell me greed, do you believe in a little thing called magic? Or shall I have one of the trinity demonstrate to you just how real something like magic truly is? Because while you may be able to push around the usual State Alchemist. I think that you'll find someone such as myself, to be one individual that you will not want to mess with. And so, with that in mind, I will now have the Sailor Senshi, along with me and the Love Angels demonstrate this. So Greed, I now want you to pay close attention, because now minna, it's showtime!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back over to Greed with in response. 

And sure enough, just as Angel Bluebell instinctively then got ready to quickly leap out of the way...

"Saint...Feather Impulse!" Wedding Peach exclaimed, as she conjured up several very pointy white feathers into both of her hands from out of seemingly nowhere. To which Wedding Peach then proceeded to throw all of these feathers outwards from both of her hands, with the pointed ends pointing outwards. As the feathers then made their way towards Greed.

"Saint...Spiral...Whip!" Angel Lily now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to wave her right hand over her leg band. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Spiral Whip appeared in her right hand. To which she then proceeded to uncoil it, and then lash it out towards Greed.

"Saint...Rolling...Boomerang!" Angel Daisy now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to throw both of her arms and hands upwards. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Rolling Boomerangs appeared in both of her hands. To which she then proceeded to quickly whip them forward from both of her hands one after the other. To which both of them then proceeded to quickly make their way towards Greed.

"Saint...Twin...Swords!" Angel Salvia now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to extend both of her hands upwards. And in a brief flash of light, she then proceeded to swing both of her Saint Twin Swords in two separate outward facing swings. To which two separate magic energy wave blasts erupted from both of her Saint Twin Swords blades. To which both then proceeded to make their way towards Greed.

"Moon...Gorgeous...Meditation~!" Eternal Sailor Moon exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her Kaleidoscope Rod. She then proceeded to launch the attack from it, and towards Greed.

"Mercury...Aqua...Rhapsody!" Super Sailor Mercury exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Greed.

"Mars...Flame...Sniper!" Super Sailor Mars exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Greed.

"Jupiter...Oak...Evolution!" Super Sailor Jupiter exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Greed.

"Venus...Love And Beauty Shock!" Super Sailor Venus exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Greed.

"Death...Reborn...Revolution!" Super Sailor Saturn exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Greed.

"World...Shaking!" Super Sailor Uranus exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Greed.

"Deep...Submerge!" Super Sailor Neptune exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Greed.

"Dead...Scream!" Super Sailor Pluto exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Greed.

And then...

"Hey Greed? If you can dodge all of these attacks, then you can dodge a ball! And this Greed, you greedy Homunculus, is checkmate!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to quickly say over to Greed in her usual quippy and very smug sounding tone. Which Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to say while a similarly cheeky and smug looking smirk, was also currently present upon her face as well. 

And sure enough, just as all of the attacks closed in quite fast on Greed. Angel Bluebell managed to use her quick agility as a Love Angel, to quickly leap to her immediate right and out of the way of the quickly onrushing attacks. And as Angel Bluebell had intended, all of the attacks wound up hitting their marks. Since after all of the attacks had dissipated after a few short seconds, there was nothing left of Greed, not even ashes. As all of the attacks, had managed to not only shatter Greed's Philosopher Stone, but it also wound up purifying him, to which he had then proceeded to quickly fade out of existence.

"And that viewers, is the end of Greed. Angel Bluebell here again by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And yes viewers, I am well aware that my quippy line was from the movie 'Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story.' But anyways for right now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Angel Bluebell, along with Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, and Super Sailor Pluto, had all used their attacks as well as their respective quick reflexes and wit. To dispatch as well as purify Greed. But unfortunately, and despite us now securing yet another victory, there was still one glaring problem. Well in this case, three specific glaring problems. And as for what exactly this entailed? Well, you see about that...

"There you ingrates are! Do you know how hard it was to..." The unmistakable and now more ticked off sounding then ever female voice of one Kiria of the Diabolos guild had proceeded to yell quite angrily and arrogantly over to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our present allies with out of seemingly nowhere.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back to Kiria...

"Okay, so let me just stop you right there Kiria! Because first of all, I don't give a single iota of how long it took you to find us, or even how hard it was to find us! Second, you're not going to and proceed to speak to me, or any of my other allies in that quite arrogant sounding tone of yours! And to be quite honest Kiria, I am now beginning to get quite tired of having to deal with a pushover such as yourself or your other two allies of your group of Three Stooges! So Kiria, here is how this fight against you and your two sad excuse for guild allies is going to go. You're going to attempt to say some crazy accusation that we're to blame for your troubles, when we're in no way at fault! Then, your ally Skull Knight over to your left is going to attempt to use his Ash Maker ability to try and temporarily blind us to have you and the rest of your Three Stooges to try and perform a sneak attack on us! And finally, when this so called plan of yours winds up failing, I am going to have myself and the rest of my magically inclined allies wipe you and your two sad excuse for guild members off the board! Okay viewers, so did you get all of that? Because I am not going to be repeating it a second time okay?...*Angel Bluebell winds up proceeding to say this part of her statement, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again. In order for her to continue to properly address the viewers*...And so viewers, let us now get on with this very fight. So viewers, in the words of Heath Ledger's Joker, 'and here...we...go!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back over to Kiria in response by proceeding to cut her off mid sentence and mid arrogance induced statement.

Which also during this very same instance, Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to temporarily turn her attention, as well as her eyesight, briefly over to her immediate left, in order for me to briefly address the viewers.

And sure enough, just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to finish her statement back to Kiria and her other two allies of the Diabolos Guild...

"But you are to blame for our troubles, cha!" The man in the still heavy looking suit of armor had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell in response with quite angrily. And that was when Angel Bluebell decided that it was finally time to shut him up. And what better way to do this, then have his armor get destroyed. And so, with this thought now currently very much on Angel Bluebells mind...

"Hey Natsu? He has been very annoying towards us hasn't he? Well then Natsu, why don't we show him just how hot your flames truly are, hmm?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say over to Natsu with, hoping that he would wind up taking the hint. But then...

"Wait, so you want me to do what exactly?" Natsu had now proceeded to ask back to Angel Bluebell in response with. Which he also proceeded to ask back to Angel Bluebell, while he was also looking slightly bewildered and confused.

And then, quite thankfully...

"Natsu, Bluebell is asking you if can you destroy his armor by using your flames! Now get your head in the game, and stop being absentminded!" Erza Scarlet had now proceeded to yell somewhat forcefully over to Natsu with. Which thankfully, wound up doing the trick.

"Y-yes Erza, r-right away!" Natsu had now proceeded to say back to Erza with in response.

"Well viewers, I guess that pretty much proves just how much both Natsu and Gray are scared of Erza. I mean after all viewers..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say this, while she once again proceeded to turn her attention, as well as her eyesight slightly to the right of her again, in order for Angel Bluebell to briefly address the viewers. But unfortunately and yet also quite predictably, Natsu had now decided to go and proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence and fourth wall break explanation.

Which like most of all of the other times that this had gone and happened, this had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebell eyes to now start to visibly twitch again.

And as for Natsu and his response back to Angel Bluebell...

"Hey, I am not scared of Erza!" Natsu had now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell with in response. Only instead of him showing proof of him not being scared of Erza. Angel Bluebell could quite obviously see, that due to his still somewhat scared looking expression, and a sweatdrop now having appeared on one side of his face. Angel Bluebell could tell just from these two indications, that he was lying.

And so, with this thought of Angel Bluebells now in mind...

"So yeah Natsu, you do realize that lying to me and Erza, isn't going to change you being scared of Erza right? So please don't attempt to lie to me or Erza again okay? Because I would hate to have Erza..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back over to Natsu with in response. Which since Angel Bluebell had once again displayed a scary looking sort of facial expression, that would once again make Captain Unohana proud. Natsu now realized that when it came to Angel Bluebells statement, she was dead serious.

And so, not surprisingly at all to no one...

"R-right Bluebell, my mistake," Natsu had now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response.

"Good Natsu, glad to see that you get the message. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyways for right now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 67

Chapter 68: Scarlet Hair And A Crimson Tide!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Angel Bluebell, along with Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, and Super Sailor Pluto, had all used their attacks as well as their respective quick reflexes and wit. To dispatch as well as purify Greed. But unfortunately, and despite us now securing yet another victory, there was still one glaring problem. Well in this case, three specific glaring problems. And as for what exactly this entailed? Well, you see about that...

"There you ingrates are! Do you know how hard it was to..." The unmistakable and now more ticked off sounding then ever female voice of one Kiria of the Diabolos guild had proceeded to yell quite angrily and arrogantly over to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our present allies with out of seemingly nowhere.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back to Kiria...

"Okay, so let me just stop you right there Kiria! Because first of all, I don't give a single iota of how long it took you to find us, or even how hard it was to find us! Second, you're not going to and proceed to speak to me, or any of my other allies in that quite arrogant sounding tone of yours! And to be quite honest Kiria, I am now beginning to get quite tired of having to deal with a pushover such as yourself or your other two allies of your group of Three Stooges! So Kiria, here is how this fight against you and your two sad excuse for guild allies is going to go. You're going to attempt to say some crazy accusation that we're to blame for your troubles, when we're in no way at fault! Then, your ally Skull Knight over to your left is going to attempt to use his Ash Maker ability to try and temporarily blind us to have you and the rest of your Three Stooges to try and perform a sneak attack on us! And finally, when this so called plan of yours winds up failing, I am going to have myself and the rest of my magically inclined allies wipe you and your two sad excuse for guild members off the board! Okay viewers, so did you get all of that? Because I am not going to be repeating it a second time okay?...*Angel Bluebell winds up proceeding to say this part of her statement, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again. In order for her to continue to properly address the viewers*...And so viewers, let us now get on with this very fight. So viewers, in the words of Heath Ledger's Joker, 'and here...we...go!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back over to Kiria in response by proceeding to cut her off mid sentence and mid arrogance induced statement.

Which also during this very same instance, Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to temporarily turn her attention, as well as her eyesight, briefly over to her immediate left, in order for me to briefly address the viewers.

And sure enough, just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to finish her statement back to Kiria and her other two allies of the Diabolos Guild...

"But you are to blame for our troubles, cha!" The man in the still heavy looking suit of armor had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell in response with quite angrily. And that was when Angel Bluebell decided that it was finally time to shut him up. And what better way to do this, then have his armor get destroyed. And so, with this thought now currently very much on Angel Bluebells mind...

"Hey Natsu? He has been very annoying towards us hasn't he? Well then Natsu, why don't we show him just how hot your flames truly are, hmm?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say over to Natsu with, hoping that he would wind up taking the hint. But then...

"Wait, so you want me to do what exactly?" Natsu had now proceeded to ask back to Angel Bluebell in response with. Which he also proceeded to ask back to Angel Bluebell, while he was also looking slightly bewildered and confused.

And then, quite thankfully...

"Natsu, Bluebell is asking you if can you destroy his armor by using your flames! Now get your head in the game, and stop being absentminded!" Erza Scarlet had now proceeded to yell somewhat forcefully over to Natsu with. Which thankfully, wound up doing the trick.

"Y-yes Erza, r-right away!" Natsu had now proceeded to say back to Erza with in response.

"Well viewers, I guess that pretty much proves just how much both Natsu and Gray are scared of Erza. I mean after all viewers..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say this, while she once again proceeded to turn her attention, as well as her eyesight slightly to the right of her again, in order for Angel Bluebell to briefly address the viewers. But unfortunately and yet also quite predictably, Natsu had now decided to go and proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence and fourth wall break explanation.

Which like most of all of the other times that this had gone and happened, this had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebell eyes to now start to visibly twitch again.

And as for Natsu and his response back to Angel Bluebell...

"Hey, I am not scared of Erza!" Natsu had now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell with in response. Only instead of him showing proof of him not being scared of Erza. Angel Bluebell could quite obviously see, that due to his still somewhat scared looking expression, and a sweatdrop now having appeared on one side of his face. Angel Bluebell could tell just from these two indications, that he was lying.

And so, with this thought of Angel Bluebells now in mind...

"So yeah Natsu, you do realize that lying to me and Erza, isn't going to change you being scared of Erza right? So please don't attempt to lie to me or Erza again okay? Because I would hate to have Erza..." Angel Bluebell proceeded to say back over to Natsu with in response. Which since Angel Bluebell had once again displayed a scary looking sort of facial expression, that would once again make Captain Unohana proud. Natsu now realized that when it came to Angel Bluebells statement, she was dead serious.

And so, not surprisingly at all to no one...

"R-right Bluebell, my mistake," Natsu had now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response.

"Good Natsu, glad to see that you get the message. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyways for right now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to explain to Kiria, the viewers, and the other two Diabolos stooge guild members that were usually with her during all of Angel Bluebell and our allies recent encounters with the three of them. And, along with Angel Bluebell also having proceeded to explain to the three of them, how the fight that would result in their end was going to go. Something then happened, that wound up sort of throwing a sort of temporary wrench into this. And as for what this exact thing was? Well, you see about that...

"Oh come on, you serious right now? What the heck that?" Shenhua of all people had now proceeded to ask out of seemingly nowhere in her usual offensive sounding accent.

And sure enough, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to slowly turn towards the direction in which Shenhua had been projecting her voice towards. Angel Bluebell was then almost immediately met not even a second later, by a very quick onrushing, and yet still all too familiar looking wave of bright white light. Which like all of the other times that this had happened previously. Once it had proceeded to wash over all of us, it had then proceeded to temporarily blind all of us.

But unlike most of the other times in which this had gone and happened, none of our current allies wound up vanishing out of existence temporarily this time. In fact, the exact opposite was the case here. As every single one of our newer allies, had now proceeded to appear by slowly fading back into existence again. This included the three main reflectors from the Blue Reflection Ray anime timeline, Sam, Clover, and Alex. And finally, Martin, Diana, and Java. But, what Angel Bluebell wasn't able to notice, was that every single member of HCLI, had now suddenly vanished out of existence for the time being. And Angel Bluebell wasn't able to notice or recognize this being the case at the current moment.

And this was due in a large part, to something else now having been given Angel Bluebells immediate and full attention. And as for what this something was? Well about that...

"Hey Erza are you okay?" Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to say over to who she initially thought was Erza Scarlet. But since she had her back to Angel Bluebell, and seemed to now be wearing a different outfit then her Clear Heart outfit. Angel Bluebell wasn't entirely sure as to whether this was in fact Erza Scarlet. And, as Angel Bluebell was about to learn, she actually had had every right to ask this question. Because just as the scarlet haired female in question, had then proceeded to slowly turn towards Angel Bluebell. It was only then that Angel Bluebell realized, that while she may have looked like Erza Scarlet while her back was turned towards Angel Bluebell. She could tell just from the way that she looked, that whoever she was, she was definitely not Erza Scarlet.

But, as for who she was exactly? Well she was a slim young woman with long crimson hair and brown eyes. Like that of Erza Scarlet, she had a voluptuous figure, but yet she was currently wearing an eye patch, that covered where her right eye was. She was also wearing a black, gold-trimmed, and high-collared coat that showed what appeared to be a somewhat intricate looking insignia on the back, a pair of dark-colored gauntlets, armored knee-length boots. And on one of her hips, Angel Bluebell could tell that she had what appeared to be a cutlass, holstered into a sheath. She was also had a tattoo of what appeared to be a flag crest on her left upper arm.

And then...

"Okay, who are you exactly? And why do you look like Erza?" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to ask the now currently mystery female in front of her. Who, as she was about to learn, was not the only female that looked similar to someone in our alliance. As not even a second or two later...

"Hey Elsie, what's the...Wait, who are you people, and how exactly did you get here?" A female voice identical to that of Lucy Heartfilia had now proceeded to say from just slightly over to Angel Bluebells left.

And sure enough, once Angel Bluebell had proceeded to turn both of her light blue eyes towards the direction in which the female voice had been projected out from. Angel Bluebells light blue eyes then fell upon a pretty buxom looking blonde haired female, who looked as though she could have been Lucy Heartfilia's sister.

Because like that of Lucy Heartfilia, although instead of her having brown eyes, she instead had blue eyes. But apart from this, she had fair skin, and wavy ash-blonde hair that reached to her waist, that was also fashioned with a red clip on the left side of her head. A pair of triangle-shaped earrings hung from her ears, along with a necklace displaying an image of a heart circling her neck. Her arms were currently covered by a pair of black and gold sleeves, that only seemed to leave her shoulders and hands visible. And an intricate figure completed the article at the top. She was also wearing a blue-collared, white jacket, that seemed to be styled with a heart-shaped zipper, hanging in between her chest. Which was hugged by a simple white, sleeveless shirt underneath. And finally, her outfit had what appeared to be a short, black, and gold skirt, with a slit on the side. And she also appeared to be wearing long, black and gold boots.

And then, to top it all off...

"Hey Rebecca, is everything alright? I heard someone...wait, who are you people?" A familiar cat like sounding voice had now proceeded to say out of nowhere. Which from Angel Bluebell quickly glancing over to Natsu, she then realized that he now looked slightly bewildered again. And as for why this was the case? Well...

"Wait, so there are two Happy's?!" Wendy Marvell had now proceeded to exclaim quite loudly out of nowhere in a somewhat panicky sounding tone.

And it was only then, that Angel Bluebell now knew exactly where we had all just ended up. And so, with this thought of Angel Bluebells now in mind...

"Okay, so of all the places we could have ended up in next, we wind up in Edens Zero?! I mean are you for real right now?! I mean mind you viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And for those of you viewers who are wondering or are going to attempt and ask who those two were? Here let me save you that trouble right now viewers, as those were both Elsie Crimson, and the one and only Rebecca Bluegarden respectively. I mean after all viewers, Hiro Mashima isn't just known for creating the Fairy Tail anime. But also Edens Zero and several others. Which by the way viewers, I just did a fifth wall break, inside of a fourth wall break. So in the similar words of a certain anti hero, 'that is like, more then sixteen walls!' Sorry about that viewers, I just couldn't resist saying that. I mean after all, it isn't everyday that you get an opportunity to say a witty line such as that one. And interestingly enough viewers with regard to Mashima's other works? Well you may just wind up reading about these other works of his later on in these four fanfics, so look forward to that possibility. But anyways for right now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 68

Chapter 69: Return Of The 6 Paths Of Pain!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: June 5, 2012


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to explain to Kiria, the viewers, and the other two Diabolos stooge guild members that were usually with her during all of Angel Bluebell and our allies recent encounters with the three of them. And, along with Angel Bluebell also having proceeded to explain to the three of them, how the fight that would result in their end was going to go. Something then happened, that wound up sort of throwing a sort of temporary wrench into this. And as for what this exact thing was? Well, you see about that...

"Oh come on, you serious right now? What the heck that?" Shenhua of all people had now proceeded to ask out of seemingly nowhere in her usual offensive sounding accent.

And sure enough, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to slowly turn towards the direction in which Shenhua had been projecting her voice towards. Angel Bluebell was then almost immediately met not even a second later, by a very quick onrushing, and yet still all too familiar looking wave of bright white light. Which like all of the other times that this had happened previously. Once it had proceeded to wash over all of us, it had then proceeded to temporarily blind all of us.

But unlike most of the other times in which this had gone and happened, none of our current allies wound up vanishing out of existence temporarily this time. In fact, the exact opposite was the case here. As every single one of our newer allies, had now proceeded to appear by slowly fading back into existence again. This included the three main reflectors from the Blue Reflection Ray anime timeline, Sam, Clover, and Alex. And finally, Martin, Diana, and Java. But, what Angel Bluebell wasn't able to notice, was that every single member of HCLI, had now suddenly vanished out of existence for the time being. And Angel Bluebell wasn't able to notice or recognize this being the case at the current moment.

And this was due in a large part, to something else now having been given Angel Bluebells immediate and full attention. And as for what this something was? Well about that...

"Hey Erza are you okay?" Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to say over to who she initially thought was Erza Scarlet. But since she had her back to Angel Bluebell, and seemed to now be wearing a different outfit then her Clear Heart outfit. Angel Bluebell wasn't entirely sure as to whether this was in fact Erza Scarlet. And, as Angel Bluebell was about to learn, she actually had had every right to ask this question. Because just as the scarlet haired female in question, had then proceeded to slowly turn towards Angel Bluebell. It was only then that Angel Bluebell realized, that while she may have looked like Erza Scarlet while her back was turned towards Angel Bluebell. She could tell just from the way that she looked, that whoever she was, she was definitely not Erza Scarlet.

But, as for who she was exactly? Well she was a slim young woman with long crimson hair and brown eyes. Like that of Erza Scarlet, she had a voluptuous figure, but yet she was currently wearing an eye patch, that covered where her right eye was. She was also wearing a black, gold-trimmed, and high-collared coat that showed what appeared to be a somewhat intricate looking insignia on the back, a pair of dark-colored gauntlets, armored knee-length boots. And on one of her hips, Angel Bluebell could tell that she had what appeared to be a cutlass, holstered into a sheath. She was also had a tattoo of what appeared to be a flag crest on her left upper arm.

And then...

"Okay, who are you exactly? And why do you look like Erza?" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to ask the now currently mystery female in front of her. Who, as she was about to learn, was not the only female that looked similar to someone in our alliance. As not even a second or two later...

"Hey Elsie, what's the...Wait, who are you people, and how exactly did you get here?" A female voice identical to that of Lucy Heartfilia had now proceeded to say from just slightly over to Angel Bluebells left.

And sure enough, once Angel Bluebell had proceeded to turn both of her light blue eyes towards the direction in which the female voice had been projected out from. Angel Bluebells light blue eyes then fell upon a pretty buxom looking blonde haired female, who looked as though she could have been Lucy Heartfilia's sister.

Because like that of Lucy Heartfilia, although instead of her having brown eyes, she instead had blue eyes. But apart from this, she had fair skin, and wavy ash-blonde hair that reached to her waist, that was also fashioned with a red clip on the left side of her head. A pair of triangle-shaped earrings hung from her ears, along with a necklace displaying an image of a heart circling her neck. Her arms were currently covered by a pair of black and gold sleeves, that only seemed to leave her shoulders and hands visible. And an intricate figure completed the article at the top. She was also wearing a blue-collared, white jacket, that seemed to be styled with a heart-shaped zipper, hanging in between her chest. Which was hugged by a simple white, sleeveless shirt underneath. And finally, her outfit had what appeared to be a short, black, and gold skirt, with a slit on the side. And she also appeared to be wearing long, black and gold boots.

And then, to top it all off...

"Hey Rebecca, is everything alright? I heard someone...wait, who are you people?" A familiar cat like sounding voice had now proceeded to say out of nowhere. Which from Angel Bluebell quickly glancing over to Natsu, she then realized that he now looked slightly bewildered again. And as for why this was the case? Well...

"Wait, so there are two Happy's?!" Wendy Marvell had now proceeded to exclaim quite loudly out of nowhere in a somewhat panicky sounding tone.

And it was only then, that Angel Bluebell now knew exactly where we had all just ended up. And so, with this thought of Angel Bluebells now in mind...

"Okay, so of all the places we could have ended up in next, we wind up in Edens Zero?! I mean are you for real right now?! I mean mind you viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And for those of you viewers who are wondering or are going to attempt and ask who those two were? Here let me save you that trouble right now viewers, as those were both Elsie Crimson, and the one and only Rebecca Bluegarden respectively. I mean after all viewers, Hiro Mashima isn't just known for creating the Fairy Tail anime. But also Edens Zero and several others. Which by the way viewers, I just did a fifth wall break, inside of a fourth wall break. So in the similar words of a certain anti hero, 'that is like, more then sixteen walls!' Sorry about that viewers, I just couldn't resist saying that. I mean after all, it isn't everyday that you get an opportunity to say a witty line such as that one. And interestingly enough viewers with regard to Mashima's other works? Well you may just wind up reading about these other works of his later on in these four fanfics, so look forward to that possibility. But anyways for right now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: May 23, 2021


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Angel Bluebell, along with the rest of our still currently present allies of The Four Aces Alliance had wound up in the Edens Zero anime canon timeline. Which we had done alongside Kiria, and her other two Diabolos guild members. To which Angel Bluebell then wound up temporarily mistaking one Elsie Crimson, with that of Erza Scarlet.

And also along with Wendy Marvell having proceeded to come to the stunning realization, that there were in fact two Happy's. Something else then proceeded to happen, that would once again, wind up sort of throwing a sort of temporary wrench into the current grand scheme of things with regard to our current fight against The 3 Diabolos Stooges. And as for what this exact thing was? Well, you see about that...

"Hey, you with the long light blue hair! Finally we found you, now then Naruto lets continue our fight shall we?" The unmistakable voice of Nagato, or Pain as he was also known as, had now proceeded to say towards both Angel Bluebell and Naruto from out of seemingly nowhere.

And as for Angel Bluebell, as she then proceeded to let out yet another audible and somewhat depressed sounding sigh from her mouth. To while Angel Bluebell was doing this, she had also proceeded to temporarily close both of her light blue eyes...

"Oh joy, well if it isn't Pain the annoying pain in the behind, and the rest of his group of sad delinquents. Can you perhaps come back a little bit later? We're kind of in the middle of dealing with these three stooges at the current moment?" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say back over to Pain and his other five allies with in response.

To which Angel Bluebell had proceeded to respond back to Pain and his allies with, while she also proceeded to say it in her usual smug and witty sounding tone.

And then, quite predictably...

"Hey, stop calling us the three stooges, that is not nice of you to say that to us, cha! And stop stalling so we can settle the score with you, cha!" The man in the heavy looking suit of armor had now proceeded to yell quite angrily over to Angel Bluebell with in response.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back...

"Stop stalling? Don't panic sir. I need to continue my conversation with Pain and his group of delinquents over here. So I'll have to put you on 'impatient villain waiting.' Which by the way viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And in case any of you viewers were wondering, yes that was a similar rendition of one of British comedian Jimmy Carr's heckler rinsing comebacks, from one of his comedy shows. Also viewers as I have your attention for the current moment, what do you all think of these four fanfics so far? And no viewers, this is not in any way any sort of invitation, for any of you to attempt to be toxic in the reviews section alright? I mean after all viewers, me, along with Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine, all already have enough on our plates to deal with as it is. Oh almost forgot, hey Jack Dork how goes that downward spiral of yours? I mean what with you now being investigated by the CPS and all? So yeah viewers, just to give you all a bit of context. It would seem as though the man who had been riding with Jack Dork during his little McLarenscipade last year, has now allegedly crashed a car himself. Now before any of you viewers want to attempt to jump to any sort of a conclusion right from the off. Atozy, who if you haven't yet gone and either subscribed to or checked out his channel over on YouTube, then I really suggest that you go and do that. Go on, I'll wait, this fanfic will still be here when you get back from checking it out. Now then viewers, I heard it through the grapevine, no song based pun intended of course. That apparently the car company that Jack Dork had been leasing cars from. Well he apparently is not the only streamer, if you can even call Mr. Dork that. Who has been leasing cars from there. Apparently at least one other streamer has been doing so as well. And surprise surprise, both he and Jack Dork, have been 'crashing' cars that they wind up leasing from this company. Now I don't want to jump to any sort of a conclusion right from the off. But it does seem to me like the company in question, may or may not be doing this in order to entice increased bookings at their company. Now I am not saying that this is in fact what has been going on, but it is still food for thought regardless. Now then viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the current moment. So what do you viewers say that we finally get back to the chapter at hand now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And then, just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to finish her current fourth wall break moment...

"Well then you annoying little ingrate, lets see if you can fight against us while you and your allies field of vision are impaired!" The man who was still dressed up in his Skull Knight looking outfit had then proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell quite angrily with in response.

To which he then proceeded to use his Ash Maker magic, to form a very large quantity of ash. Which was then followed by him then proceeding to attempt to send it towards Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies that were currently still present.

But predictably, and as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to once again let out a very audible and somewhat depressed sounding sigh from her mouth. Which Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to do, while once again proceeding to temporarily close both of her light blue eyes...

"Shield!" Both Zachary and Sakura had then proceeded to chant together in unison. Which about a second or two before this, Zachary had proceeded to quickly pull out the Shield Card. To which he then proceeded to throw it upwards. To which this was then followed by both him and Sakura, and while the Shield Card still proceeded to spin. By both him and Sakura then proceeded to raise their respective Star staffs towards it. Which once it had then proceeded to quickly stop spinning, was then followed by the appearance of the Shield Card spirit. Which then proceeded to quickly form an all too familiar looking protective barrier around the both of them, along with Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies.

And then...

"My my Skull Knight, how predictable of you. It's almost as if I knew it was going to happen. Oh wait, I actually did know! Shocking isn't it?! I mean honestly viewers, Angel Bluebell here again by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And also viewers, I hope that you're all enjoying these four fanfics so far. Because with regard to the world record we are still trying to set, we still at the time of this chapter, have another 1,685 days to go. But you need not worry viewers, because we will wind up reaching that goal eventually. But for now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 69

Chapter 70: Another Dance With The Devil!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: May 23, 2021


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Angel Bluebell, along with the rest of our still currently present allies of The Four Aces Alliance had wound up in the Edens Zero anime canon timeline. Which we had done alongside Kiria, and her other two Diabolos guild members. To which Angel Bluebell then wound up temporarily mistaking one Elsie Crimson, with that of Erza Scarlet.

And also along with Wendy Marvell having proceeded to come to the stunning realization, that there were in fact two Happy's. Something else then proceeded to happen, that would once again, wind up sort of throwing a sort of temporary wrench into the current grand scheme of things with regard to our current fight against The 3 Diabolos Stooges. And as for what this exact thing was? Well, you see about that...

"Hey, you with the long light blue hair! Finally we found you, now then Naruto lets continue our fight shall we?" The unmistakable voice of Nagato, or Pain as he was also known as, had now proceeded to say towards both Angel Bluebell and Naruto from out of seemingly nowhere.

And as for Angel Bluebell, as she then proceeded to let out yet another audible and somewhat depressed sounding sigh from her mouth. To while Angel Bluebell was doing this, she had also proceeded to temporarily close both of her light blue eyes...

"Oh joy, well if it isn't Pain the annoying pain in the behind, and the rest of his group of sad delinquents. Can you perhaps come back a little bit later? We're kind of in the middle of dealing with these three stooges at the current moment?" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say back over to Pain and his other five allies with in response.

To which Angel Bluebell had proceeded to respond back to Pain and his allies with, while she also proceeded to say it in her usual smug and witty sounding tone.

And then, quite predictably...

"Hey, stop calling us the three stooges, that is not nice of you to say that to us, cha! And stop stalling so we can settle the score with you, cha!" The man in the heavy looking suit of armor had now proceeded to yell quite angrily over to Angel Bluebell with in response.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back...

"Stop stalling? Don't panic sir. I need to continue my conversation with Pain and his group of delinquents over here. So I'll have to put you on 'impatient villain waiting.' Which by the way viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And in case any of you viewers were wondering, yes that was a similar rendition of one of British comedian Jimmy Carr's heckler rinsing comebacks, from one of his comedy shows. Also viewers as I have your attention for the current moment, what do you all think of these four fanfics so far? And no viewers, this is not in any way any sort of invitation, for any of you to attempt to be toxic in the reviews section alright? I mean after all viewers, me, along with Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine, all already have enough on our plates to deal with as it is. Oh almost forgot, hey Jack Dork how goes that downward spiral of yours? I mean what with you now being investigated by the CPS and all? So yeah viewers, just to give you all a bit of context. It would seem as though the man who had been riding with Jack Dork during his little McLarenscipade last year, has now allegedly crashed a car himself. Now before any of you viewers want to attempt to jump to any sort of a conclusion right from the off. Atozy, who if you haven't yet gone and either subscribed to or checked out his channel over on YouTube, then I really suggest that you go and do that. Go on, I'll wait, this fanfic will still be here when you get back from checking it out. Now then viewers, I heard it through the grapevine, no song based pun intended of course. That apparently the car company that Jack Dork had been leasing cars from. Well he apparently is not the only streamer, if you can even call Mr. Dork that. Who has been leasing cars from there. Apparently at least one other streamer has been doing so as well. And surprise surprise, both he and Jack Dork, have been 'crashing' cars that they wind up leasing from this company. Now I don't want to jump to any sort of a conclusion right from the off. But it does seem to me like the company in question, may or may not be doing this in order to entice increased bookings at their company. Now I am not saying that this is in fact what has been going on, but it is still food for thought regardless. Now then viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the current moment. So what do you viewers say that we finally get back to the chapter at hand now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And then, just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to finish her current fourth wall break moment...

"Well then you annoying little ingrate, lets see if you can fight against us while you and your allies field of vision are impaired!" The man who was still dressed up in his Skull Knight looking outfit had then proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell quite angrily with in response.

To which he then proceeded to use his Ash Maker magic, to form a very large quantity of ash. Which was then followed by him then proceeding to attempt to send it towards Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies that were currently still present.

But predictably, and as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to once again let out a very audible and somewhat depressed sounding sigh from her mouth. Which Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to do, while once again proceeding to temporarily close both of her light blue eyes...

"Shield!" Both Zachary and Sakura had then proceeded to chant together in unison. Which about a second or two before this, Zachary had proceeded to quickly pull out the Shield Card. To which he then proceeded to throw it upwards. To which this was then followed by both him and Sakura, and while the Shield Card still proceeded to spin. By both him and Sakura then proceeded to raise their respective Star staffs towards it. Which once it had then proceeded to quickly stop spinning, was then followed by the appearance of the Shield Card spirit. Which then proceeded to quickly form an all too familiar looking protective barrier around the both of them, along with Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies.

And then...

"My my Skull Knight, how predictable of you. It's almost as if I knew it was going to happen. Oh wait, I actually did know! Shocking isn't it?! I mean honestly viewers, Angel Bluebell here again by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And also viewers, I hope that you're all enjoying these four fanfics so far. Because with regard to the world record we are still trying to set, we still at the time of this chapter, have another 1,685 days to go. But you need not worry viewers, because we will wind up reaching that goal eventually. But for now viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: May 23, 2021


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Angel Bluebell, along with the rest of our present allies of The Four Aces Alliance had had to then endure a very annoying interruption by the unfortunately and badly timed arrival of Pain and the rest of his Six Paths Of Pain group. And after the man in the Skull Knight type uniform, had then proceeded to try, unsuccessfully I might add. To use his Ash Maker magic to blind Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies.

But predictably, since Angel Bluebell had explained at a somewhat bit of length back in a previous chapter. Angel Bluebell had been prepared for such a thing to happen, as with Zachary and Sakura making quick use of the Shield Card. Which they both wound up doing in order to make it so that the ash from Skull Knights Ash Maker magic didn't wind up having any sort of effect on us.

And then, it was time for our follow up. Which as it turned out, was comprised of the following...

"So Skull Knight, you seemed to not have been listening when I said what you were going to do alongside your other two stooge teammates, huh? Well then, I can't say that I am surprised, as your arrogance does seem to do what every other villain such as yourselves tend to do. Which is that it always clouds your judgment as well as your decision making skills. I mean after all viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway as I was about to say, I think that by this stage of you viewers reading these four fanfics. What with me, Wedding Peach, and the rest of the Four Aces Alliance having to go against those such as Raindevila, Sailor Galaxia, Gensei Kihara, Joker, just to name a few. And every time, the same thing winds up happening. As each one of these villains wound up having their arrogance cloud their judgment. And what did them being arrogant villains towards me and the rest of my allies get them? Oh that's right, they got purified, or in the case of one Gensei Kihara, dumb enough to get baited into using Misaki Shokuhou's self destruction code for Exterior. Which wound up in him killing himself. Which believe it or not viewers, was why he wound up falling over dead during our fight against hi and the rogues gallery back at the lab in Academy City. But you see the thing with that viewers, and what is still to come for you to all read in the chapters that are still too come? Well lets just say that me, along with Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine, have big plans in store for you all. I mean after all viewers, by the time these four fanfics are done at some point after the next five years. We plan to have at least one hundred different forms of anime and media represented in these four fanfics. Yes viewers, you did just read that part right. And if I remember correctly from the little bit I know about 'Loud House: Revamped.' That fanfic is a super collaboration between many authors. While these four fanfics, are not written by multiple authors. But viewer, I am not going to disclose just how many authors are involved in these four fanfics. I mean after all viewers, like with regard to Larry on the tv show Impractical Jokers, I need to keep some sort of mystery to all of this. Oh, and to the folks over in VizMedia, OLM Inc., J.C. Staff, Clamp, and any other company that owns any of the current 39 different anime that are already featured in these four fanfics. You aren't going to have to worry about any copyright issues from me and the rest of my allies. Because the reason as to why these four fanfics were created from the very start, was so that we could eventually offer them to you for adaptation into anime shows. And also, there is no need to give any sort of payment back to us. Whether it be money or anything resembling it. Because unlike MrBeast, or any of his so called buddies. I have no interest in accepting money or anything related to it as a form of payment back. The only thing that me and my allies want out of this, is for these four fanfics to be properly adapted. Which is why we won't be accepting anything less then a 51% say in how these four fanfics wind up getting properly adapted. I mean after all, we need to worry about future generations as well as the current ones. But anyway viewers, I think that I have gone and dragged this current fourth wall break moment on for long enough. So how about we finally get back to the chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while she is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And then, just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to finish her fourth wall break moment...

"Bluebell look out, in front of you!" Angel Bluebell then suddenly heard Keiko yell out to her quite forcefully and loudly with out of seemingly nowhere.

And then, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to instinctively turn her attention as well as her eyesight forward again. She was just able to notice what appeared to be a Kunai heading quite quickly towards her.

But then, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to let out a very audible and disappointed sounding sigh from her mouth...

"Really Pain? Is that really the best that you and your band of sad delinquents can do? How about you try a new trick of yours for a change hmm? Because if that is all you got, then let me show you what me and my allies can do. Because while your Kunai here won't land. I can guarantee you that our attacks on the other hand, will!" Angel Bluebell then proceeded to shout out to Pain with in response. As the power and authority in Angel Bluebells tone of voice helped to hammer this very statement of hers home.

Which just as Angel Bluebell had proceeded to go and say that very last word of her statement, Angel Bluebell had also then proceeded to go and instinctively swing her Saint Sword Of Bluebell in a left horizontal swing in front of her. And as Angel Bluebell had intended, the outward swinging tapering side of her Saint Sword Of Bluebells blade wound up striking the Kunai just behind the blade portion of it. To which it then wound up getting knocked laterally over to the left. To which it then proceeded to clatter to the floor of the ship that we had all still been on since Angel Bluebell and our allies had first wound up in the Edens Zero anime canon timeline. And as the Kunai contacted the floor, it then proceeded to make a very loud metallic clanking sound. And once it had slid for a couple more inches, it then finally wound up coming to rest.

And then...

"Now then Pain, in the words of Richard Hammond in series one episode two of The Grand Tour, lets dance!" Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say. Which Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say back over to Pain in response, while she once again wore an all too familiar witty and smug looking smirk upon her face. And also while Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say her statement back over to Pain with, in her usual witty and smug sounding tone.

And then, not even a second or so after Angel Bluebell had gone and said her statement...

"Mars...Flame...Sniper!" Super Sailor Mars then proceeded to call out. As her fire based Flame Sniper materialized into existence, along with a fire based arrow. Super Sailor Mars then proceeded to pull back on the arrow with the use of the fire based bowstring of her flame based bow. And a split second after, she then proceeded to let go of the fire based arrow in question. As it then proceeded to quickly through the air towards Pain, while it also proceeded to leave small rooster tails of flame behind it.

"And now viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. I know viewers, I know. Not the best place to end it. But look at it this way, a cliffhanger such as this one will entice you all enough to wait for the next upcoming chapter to want to read it. And like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while she is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 70

Chapter 71: A Bloody Firing Line Showdown!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: May 23, 2021


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Angel Bluebell, along with the rest of our present allies of The Four Aces Alliance had had to then endure a very annoying interruption by the unfortunately and badly timed arrival of Pain and the rest of his Six Paths Of Pain group. And after the man in the Skull Knight type uniform, had then proceeded to try, unsuccessfully I might add. To use his Ash Maker magic to blind Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies.

But predictably, since Angel Bluebell had explained at a somewhat bit of length back in a previous chapter. Angel Bluebell had been prepared for such a thing to happen, as with Zachary and Sakura making quick use of the Shield Card. Which they both wound up doing in order to make it so that the ash from Skull Knights Ash Maker magic didn't wind up having any sort of effect on us.

And then, it was time for our follow up. Which as it turned out, was comprised of the following...

"So Skull Knight, you seemed to not have been listening when I said what you were going to do alongside your other two stooge teammates, huh? Well then, I can't say that I am surprised, as your arrogance does seem to do what every other villain such as yourselves tend to do. Which is that it always clouds your judgment as well as your decision making skills. I mean after all viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway as I was about to say, I think that by this stage of you viewers reading these four fanfics. What with me, Wedding Peach, and the rest of the Four Aces Alliance having to go against those such as Raindevila, Sailor Galaxia, Gensei Kihara, Joker, just to name a few. And every time, the same thing winds up happening. As each one of these villains wound up having their arrogance cloud their judgment. And what did them being arrogant villains towards me and the rest of my allies get them? Oh that's right, they got purified, or in the case of one Gensei Kihara, dumb enough to get baited into using Misaki Shokuhou's self destruction code for Exterior. Which wound up in him killing himself. Which believe it or not viewers, was why he wound up falling over dead during our fight against hi and the rogues gallery back at the lab in Academy City. But you see the thing with that viewers, and what is still to come for you to all read in the chapters that are still too come? Well lets just say that me, along with Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine, have big plans in store for you all. I mean after all viewers, by the time these four fanfics are done at some point after the next five years. We plan to have at least one hundred different forms of anime and media represented in these four fanfics. Yes viewers, you did just read that part right. And if I remember correctly from the little bit I know about 'Loud House: Revamped.' That fanfic is a super collaboration between many authors. While these four fanfics, are not written by multiple authors. But viewer, I am not going to disclose just how many authors are involved in these four fanfics. I mean after all viewers, like with regard to Larry on the tv show Impractical Jokers, I need to keep some sort of mystery to all of this. Oh, and to the folks over in VizMedia, OLM Inc., J.C. Staff, Clamp, and any other company that owns any of the current 39 different anime that are already featured in these four fanfics. You aren't going to have to worry about any copyright issues from me and the rest of my allies. Because the reason as to why these four fanfics were created from the very start, was so that we could eventually offer them to you for adaptation into anime shows. And also, there is no need to give any sort of payment back to us. Whether it be money or anything resembling it. Because unlike MrBeast, or any of his so called buddies. I have no interest in accepting money or anything related to it as a form of payment back. The only thing that me and my allies want out of this, is for these four fanfics to be properly adapted. Which is why we won't be accepting anything less then a 51% say in how these four fanfics wind up getting properly adapted. I mean after all, we need to worry about future generations as well as the current ones. But anyway viewers, I think that I have gone and dragged this current fourth wall break moment on for long enough. So how about we finally get back to the chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while she is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And then, just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to finish her fourth wall break moment...

"Bluebell look out, in front of you!" Angel Bluebell then suddenly heard Keiko yell out to her quite forcefully and loudly with out of seemingly nowhere.

And then, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to instinctively turn her attention as well as her eyesight forward again. She was just able to notice what appeared to be a Kunai heading quite quickly towards her.

But then, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to let out a very audible and disappointed sounding sigh from her mouth...

"Really Pain? Is that really the best that you and your band of sad delinquents can do? How about you try a new trick of yours for a change hmm? Because if that is all you got, then let me show you what me and my allies can do. Because while your Kunai here won't land. I can guarantee you that our attacks on the other hand, will!" Angel Bluebell then proceeded to shout out to Pain with in response. As the power and authority in Angel Bluebells tone of voice helped to hammer this very statement of hers home.

Which just as Angel Bluebell had proceeded to go and say that very last word of her statement, Angel Bluebell had also then proceeded to go and instinctively swing her Saint Sword Of Bluebell in a left horizontal swing in front of her. And as Angel Bluebell had intended, the outward swinging tapering side of her Saint Sword Of Bluebells blade wound up striking the Kunai just behind the blade portion of it. To which it then wound up getting knocked laterally over to the left. To which it then proceeded to clatter to the floor of the ship that we had all still been on since Angel Bluebell and our allies had first wound up in the Edens Zero anime canon timeline. And as the Kunai contacted the floor, it then proceeded to make a very loud metallic clanking sound. And once it had slid for a couple more inches, it then finally wound up coming to rest.

And then...

"Now then Pain, in the words of Richard Hammond in series one episode two of The Grand Tour, lets dance!" Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say. Which Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say back over to Pain in response, while she once again wore an all too familiar witty and smug looking smirk upon her face. And also while Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say her statement back over to Pain with, in her usual witty and smug sounding tone.

And then, not even a second or so after Angel Bluebell had gone and said her statement...

"Mars...Flame...Sniper!" Super Sailor Mars then proceeded to call out. As her fire based Flame Sniper materialized into existence, along with a fire based arrow. Super Sailor Mars then proceeded to pull back on the arrow with the use of the fire based bowstring of her flame based bow. And a split second after, she then proceeded to let go of the fire based arrow in question. As it then proceeded to quickly through the air towards Pain, while it also proceeded to leave small rooster tails of flame behind it.

"And now viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. I know viewers, I know. Not the best place to end it. But look at it this way, a cliffhanger such as this one will entice you all enough to wait for the next upcoming chapter to want to read it. And like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while she is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: May 23, 2021


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Angel Bluebell, along with the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance had had Pain attempt to throw one of his many Kunai that he had in his possession towards Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies that were present.

But more importantly, after Angel Bluebell had used her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, to effortlessly deflect the oncoming Kunai. Which Angel Bluebell had done by hitting it from its left side with a perfectly timed left handed swing. And as the outward facing tapered side of Angel Bluebells Saint Sword Of Bluebell had proceeded to knock it laterally towards the left hand side of the ship. To which after clattering across the deck, it then proceeded to slide a couple more feet, and then lay there motionless.

And once Super Sailor Mars, had proceeded to conjure up her Flame Sniper along with a fire based arrow. To which she had then proceeded to launch said fire based arrow towards Pain and the rest of his group of the Six Paths Of Pain. The arrow wound up hitting its mark. Which in this case, was Pains left hand. And as the arrow then proceeded to graze it, it wound up leaving a bit of a burn mark on his left hand. But the arrow had still done its job, which was make it so that Pain couldn't use either of his hands to use any kind of Jutsu that he might have been planning to use against us.

But then, quite predictably, someone then proceeded to speak up again. And as for who this someone was? Well that much should have been obvious...

"Hey, you have no right to hurt Pain like that! Do you know just who it is that you're messing with?!" One of Pains other five so called allies had proceeded to yell quite angrily over to Angel Bluebell with in response. And quite noticeably, they had proceeded to say their response back to Angel Bluebell while quite a bit of noticeable arrogance was also clearly audible in their current tone of voice.

But as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back to this particular ally of Pains? Well you see, about that...

"Wait hold on, are you taking the piss? Please tell me that you didn't just say that to me just now? Did you just say that I have no right to cause pain to Pain like that? You did didn't you? Well that's just very, what's the word? Ah yes, that was very hypocritical of you to go and say that to me just then! Well then to be honest, that was a very poor choice of a response for a bird such as yourself to say back to someone such as myself. And by the way viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, for those of you who don't know of British slang or speech. 'Taking the piss,' is another way to 'tease, mock, or make fun of.' While the term 'bird,' that refers to a British term for a female. As the person who said this statement to me, was indeed a female. But anyway viewers, I think that that is enough fourth wall breaking from me for the current moment. Now then, what do you all say that we now go and get back to the current chapter at hand, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And then, just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to finish her current fourth wall break moment. She then proceeded to hear an unmistakable noise of an arrow proceeding to whizz quite quickly through the air. But once the arrow, which Angel Bluebell could tell was light blue in color. Which indicated that it was a Reishi based arrow. And once it had then proceeded to impact one of the other allies of Pains Sixth Paths Of Pain group. It then proceeded to graze their right hand. But like that of Super Sailor Mars Flame Sniper, it had also just gone and done its job. Which was to make it so that they as well couldn't use their Jutsu. As like that of Pain, it left a small grazing burn mark on their right hand.

And as for who it was that had just gone and shot this Reishi based arrow? Well about that, because that much should have been quite obvious...

"Ah Uryu, well about time you got here. So what, you stopped for a food and a break while getting here?" Ichigo Kurosaki had now proceeded to say over to the now correctly identified Uryu Ishida.

Which predictably...

"Hey, no one asked for you to put in your two cents! And I am fine by the way thanks for asking!" Uryu Ishida had now proceeded to respond back to Ichigo quite angrily with in response. Which was made more obvious by a tickmark, that had now proceeded to show on one side of his face.

But as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well to be fair Uryu, no one said that Ichigo here, couldn't not put his two cents in," Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say back to Uryu Ishida in response.

And sure enough...

"Wait, what was that statement you just said to me just now Bluebell?" Uryu Ishida had now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with. And as Angel Bluebell had intended with her statement over to him, he had now proceeded to say this statement of his back to Angel Bluebell in response. While a very perplexed and very confused looking expression, was now present on his face in place of the tickmark, that had been there a couple of seconds before.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her initially intended response back to Uryu...

"Exactly Uryu, now can we please keep the bickering between you and Ichigo to be a little less frequent? Angel Bluebell here by the way, nothing like a double negative statement to confuse Uryu huh?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 71

Chapter 72: W33dgod Has Got Nothing On This!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: May 23, 2021


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Angel Bluebell, along with the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance had had Pain attempt to throw one of his many Kunai that he had in his possession towards Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies that were present.

But more importantly, after Angel Bluebell had used her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, to effortlessly deflect the oncoming Kunai. Which Angel Bluebell had done by hitting it from its left side with a perfectly timed left handed swing. And as the outward facing tapered side of Angel Bluebells Saint Sword Of Bluebell had proceeded to knock it laterally towards the left hand side of the ship. To which after clattering across the deck, it then proceeded to slide a couple more feet, and then lay there motionless.

And once Super Sailor Mars, had proceeded to conjure up her Flame Sniper along with a fire based arrow. To which she had then proceeded to launch said fire based arrow towards Pain and the rest of his group of the Six Paths Of Pain. The arrow wound up hitting its mark. Which in this case, was Pains left hand. And as the arrow then proceeded to graze it, it wound up leaving a bit of a burn mark on his left hand. But the arrow had still done its job, which was make it so that Pain couldn't use either of his hands to use any kind of Jutsu that he might have been planning to use against us.

But then, quite predictably, someone then proceeded to speak up again. And as for who this someone was? Well that much should have been obvious...

"Hey, you have no right to hurt Pain like that! Do you know just who it is that you're messing with?!" One of Pains other five so called allies had proceeded to yell quite angrily over to Angel Bluebell with in response. And quite noticeably, they had proceeded to say their response back to Angel Bluebell while quite a bit of noticeable arrogance was also clearly audible in their current tone of voice.

But as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back to this particular ally of Pains? Well you see, about that...

"Wait hold on, are you taking the piss? Please tell me that you didn't just say that to me just now? Did you just say that I have no right to cause pain to Pain like that? You did didn't you? Well that's just very, what's the word? Ah yes, that was very hypocritical of you to go and say that to me just then! Well then to be honest, that was a very poor choice of a response for a bird such as yourself to say back to someone such as myself. And by the way viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, for those of you who don't know of British slang or speech. 'Taking the piss,' is another way to 'tease, mock, or make fun of.' While the term 'bird,' that refers to a British term for a female. As the person who said this statement to me, was indeed a female. But anyway viewers, I think that that is enough fourth wall breaking from me for the current moment. Now then, what do you all say that we now go and get back to the current chapter at hand, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And then, just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to finish her current fourth wall break moment. She then proceeded to hear an unmistakable noise of an arrow proceeding to whizz quite quickly through the air. But once the arrow, which Angel Bluebell could tell was light blue in color. Which indicated that it was a Reishi based arrow. And once it had then proceeded to impact one of the other allies of Pains Sixth Paths Of Pain group. It then proceeded to graze their right hand. But like that of Super Sailor Mars Flame Sniper, it had also just gone and done its job. Which was to make it so that they as well couldn't use their Jutsu. As like that of Pain, it left a small grazing burn mark on their right hand.

And as for who it was that had just gone and shot this Reishi based arrow? Well about that, because that much should have been quite obvious...

"Ah Uryu, well about time you got here. So what, you stopped for a food and a break while getting here?" Ichigo Kurosaki had now proceeded to say over to the now correctly identified Uryu Ishida.

Which predictably...

"Hey, no one asked for you to put in your two cents! And I am fine by the way thanks for asking!" Uryu Ishida had now proceeded to respond back to Ichigo quite angrily with in response. Which was made more obvious by a tickmark, that had now proceeded to show on one side of his face.

But as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well to be fair Uryu, no one said that Ichigo here, couldn't not put his two cents in," Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say back to Uryu Ishida in response.

And sure enough...

"Wait, what was that statement you just said to me just now Bluebell?" Uryu Ishida had now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with. And as Angel Bluebell had intended with her statement over to him, he had now proceeded to say this statement of his back to Angel Bluebell in response. While a very perplexed and very confused looking expression, was now present on his face in place of the tickmark, that had been there a couple of seconds before.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her initially intended response back to Uryu...

"Exactly Uryu, now can we please keep the bickering between you and Ichigo to be a little less frequent? Angel Bluebell here by the way, nothing like a double negative statement to confuse Uryu huh?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, this now marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: May 23, 2021


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the current battle and fight at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after two of Pain's sad excuse for his Six Paths Of Pain group had proceeded to have one of each of their hands slightly burned from both Super Sailor Mars and the flame based arrow from her Mars Flame Sniper. As well as from one of Uryu's Reishi based Quincy arrows. 

So as it now stood, two of Pains 5 so called allies, if you can even call them that. Were not able to use one of their hands to battle with. As the burns that had been administered to their hands, had now rendered the affected hand useless. As well as being temporarily paralyzed.

"Well actually viewers, that isn't completely accurate. Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as I was about to say to all of you. The two allies of the five of Pain's Six Paths Of Pain group don't really have their hands burned to the point of being useless. As all that gone and happened, is that their hands have been temporarily numbed from the slight burn that was administered to them. So in more simpler terminology viewers, all this has done is temporarily numbed their hands, so that for the time being at least, the two of them can't use their hands to attack us, use their Chakra based Jutsu, or even throw any of their weapons. So in other words viewers, they are unable to fight for the time being. Which should be more then enough time for them to be wiped off of the board so too speak. So viewers, let us now get back to the current chapter, as well as the still ongoing fight at hand, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

But then, just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to go and finish her current fourth wall break...

"My god, do my eyes deceive me? So many beautiful and lovely ladies here at once?! I need to phone up Jimmy Donaldson and let him know that I have found the pearly gates!" A very weird and clearly not right in the mind sounding male voice, had now proceeded to call out quite crazily from out of nowhere from just slightly over to Angel Bluebells immediate right.

And then, without even having to turn around. Angel Bluebell knew exactly who it was that the rather crazed sounding male voice belonged to. And so, with this in mind, and with Angel Bluebell also now proceeding to breath out a very defeated and quite justifiably unhappy sounding sigh from her mouth...

"Well viewers, I don't think that I need to say who this individual is now do I? Angel Bluebell here again by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I mean after all viewers, he is clearly stoned out of his mind from being high on some of that what some would like to call a good old fashioned '420 Blaze It.' Or as the one and only Ray Narvaez Jr. likes to call it more as, W33DGod. You know of Ray Narvaez Jr. right viewers? Or as he was known by his friends over at the now shuttered Rooster Teeth, Brownman. And to be honest viewers, I am not going to be going into the reason as to why they went under. As it is honestly not appropriate to discuss something like that in these four fanfics. I mean after all viewers, there are just some things that you just don't ever bring up, especially in fanfiction. But anyway, for those who were wondering as to who this stoned out of his mind male is? Well it happens to be Shenhua's personal driver, Leigharch. Or as me along with my allies will be referring to him more as with regard to a nickname, Wacko. So viewers, while it is true that a certain medicinal substance that I will not name, is legal. That still doesn't mean that you can't still do so responsibly. Think of this as a sort of advisory. As neither me or any of my allies, will condone any abuse of any sort of substance. I mean believe it or not viewers, someone actually died recently from doing a very dangerous online trend called 'dusting.' And, to those of you who think that these trends are a good idea. Let me just tell you that what you might call a trend, like that of the Door Kicking Challenge. Is only an invitation for someone to wind up getting themselves hurt. Which in the case of the Door Kicking Challenge, someone got killed from doing that. I mean, you viewers will have to go and search this up, because I will not condone such behavior, and neither will any of my allies for that matter. So please remember to stay safe viewers, and don't do something that might wind up getting either yourself, or someone else hurt, or even worse then that. And I really do mean it, as there are harmless viral trends, and then there are trends like this, that are anything but harmless. So, here is my best piece of advice to you all, how about going and taking a good long look at our YouTube channel, and maybe that will wind up giving you all the inspiration that you need to get views and attention. But don't go and do something that will wind up putting you and/or someone else at risk. But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 72

Chapter 73: All That Glitters Isn't Always Gold!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: May 23, 2021


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the current battle and fight at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after two of Pain's sad excuse for his Six Paths Of Pain group had proceeded to have one of each of their hands slightly burned from both Super Sailor Mars and the flame based arrow from her Mars Flame Sniper. As well as from one of Uryu's Reishi based Quincy arrows. 

So as it now stood, two of Pains 5 so called allies, if you can even call them that. Were not able to use one of their hands to battle with. As the burns that had been administered to their hands, had now rendered the affected hand useless. As well as being temporarily paralyzed.

"Well actually viewers, that isn't completely accurate. Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as I was about to say to all of you. The two allies of the five of Pain's Six Paths Of Pain group don't really have their hands burned to the point of being useless. As all that gone and happened, is that their hands have been temporarily numbed from the slight burn that was administered to them. So in more simpler terminology viewers, all this has done is temporarily numbed their hands, so that for the time being at least, the two of them can't use their hands to attack us, use their Chakra based Jutsu, or even throw any of their weapons. So in other words viewers, they are unable to fight for the time being. Which should be more then enough time for them to be wiped off of the board so too speak. So viewers, let us now get back to the current chapter, as well as the still ongoing fight at hand, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

But then, just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to go and finish her current fourth wall break...

"My god, do my eyes deceive me? So many beautiful and lovely ladies here at once?! I need to phone up Jimmy Donaldson and let him know that I have found the pearly gates!" A very weird and clearly not right in the mind sounding male voice, had now proceeded to call out quite crazily from out of nowhere from just slightly over to Angel Bluebells immediate right.

And then, without even having to turn around. Angel Bluebell knew exactly who it was that the rather crazed sounding male voice belonged to. And so, with this in mind, and with Angel Bluebell also now proceeding to breath out a very defeated and quite justifiably unhappy sounding sigh from her mouth...

"Well viewers, I don't think that I need to say who this individual is now do I? Angel Bluebell here again by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...I mean after all viewers, he is clearly stoned out of his mind from being high on some of that what some would like to call a good old fashioned '420 Blaze It.' Or as the one and only Ray Narvaez Jr. likes to call it more as, W33DGod. You know of Ray Narvaez Jr. right viewers? Or as he was known by his friends over at the now shuttered Rooster Teeth, Brownman. And to be honest viewers, I am not going to be going into the reason as to why they went under. As it is honestly not appropriate to discuss something like that in these four fanfics. I mean after all viewers, there are just some things that you just don't ever bring up, especially in fanfiction. But anyway, for those who were wondering as to who this stoned out of his mind male is? Well it happens to be Shenhua's personal driver, Leigharch. Or as me along with my allies will be referring to him more as with regard to a nickname, Wacko. So viewers, while it is true that a certain medicinal substance that I will not name, is legal. That still doesn't mean that you can't still do so responsibly. Think of this as a sort of advisory. As neither me or any of my allies, will condone any abuse of any sort of substance. I mean believe it or not viewers, someone actually died recently from doing a very dangerous online trend called 'dusting.' And, to those of you who think that these trends are a good idea. Let me just tell you that what you might call a trend, like that of the Door Kicking Challenge. Is only an invitation for someone to wind up getting themselves hurt. Which in the case of the Door Kicking Challenge, someone got killed from doing that. I mean, you viewers will have to go and search this up, because I will not condone such behavior, and neither will any of my allies for that matter. So please remember to stay safe viewers, and don't do something that might wind up getting either yourself, or someone else hurt, or even worse then that. And I really do mean it, as there are harmless viral trends, and then there are trends like this, that are anything but harmless. So, here is my best piece of advice to you all, how about going and taking a good long look at our YouTube channel, and maybe that will wind up giving you all the inspiration that you need to get views and attention. But don't go and do something that will wind up putting you and/or someone else at risk. But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: May 23, 2021


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the current battle and fight at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after two of Pain's sad excuse for his Six Paths Of Pain group had proceeded to have one of each of their hands slightly burned from both Super Sailor Mars and the flame based arrow from her Mars Flame Sniper. As well as from one of Uryu's Reishi based Quincy arrows. 

And also after one Leigharch, had decided to make an unexpected arrival. To which he then proceeded to spout quite a bit of stoner driven incoherent nonsense. But, as with regard to how the current situation now stood? Well about that...

"Who is this guy?! He's completely out of his mind!" Angel Bluebell heard Gray Fullbuster now proceed to say in a quite confused sounding tone of out seemingly nowhere with.

But, as a way to try and clear up any sort of currently present confusion...

"Oh that my personal driver Gray, he sometimes get this way when he have too much," Shenhua now proceeded to say back over to Gray Fullbuster with in response. And as usual, Shenhua had proceeded this response of hers back to Gray Fullbuster, in her usual offensive sounding accented tone of voice.

And then...

"While I can agree Shenhua, that yes Leigharch isn't really at all in his right mind at this current moment. I don't see any reason that would make him seem harmful. So with that in mind Shenhua I would like for us to get back on track with this currently ongoing fight now, okay? And so with this in mind viewers. Hey Cana, you haven't yet shown what you can do right? So with that in mind, why don't we demonstrate to Pain, his band of cronies, the Three Stooges and the viewers as well for that matter, the true power and bond of the Fairy Tail guild hmm?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say over to one Cana Alberona with.

Which during while Angel Bluebell had gone and said this very same statement, she had also proceeded to briefly turn her eyesight and attention slightly over to her right. In order for her to briefly address the viewers.

And sure enough, right on queue...

"You know you're right Bluebell, I haven't yet shown what I can do yet have I?" Cana Alberona then proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with quite a bit of a happy sounding tone to her voice.

But then...

"Indeed Cana, but I am not just talking about you when I say this. So with that in mind, Wendy, Natsu, Gray, Juvia, Lucy, I think that it's now also time for you to join in on the fun as well don't you? And as for Natsu and Wendy, with regard to their unique conditions. Zachary, Sakura, I think that they're both once again in need of some 'groundbreaking stability' if you know what I mean? So get ready Minna, because it is now time to give Pain and his delinquent teammates here the true definition of the word 'pain.' So Minna, its showtime!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say. And just like the last time, Angel Bluebells statement wound up once again having an immediate effect. And with regard to what this immediate effect was? Well...

"Earth!" Zachary and Sakura chanted in unison. Which just before this, Sakura had proceeded to quickly pull out the Earth Card. To which they both then proceeded to raise their respective Star staffs towards the spinning Earth Card. Which once it had then proceeding to wind up quickly stopping in place. This was then quickly followed by the appearance of the Earth Card spirit.

And not long thereafter, just like back when we had first fought against Kiria, and her two so called allies of the Diabolos Guild. The ship that we had been standing on since first arriving in the Edens Zero anime canon timeline, now felt stable, and as solid as a rock, no pun intended.

And then, as a way to compound and hammer this fact home...

"Alright, now I have a fire in my belly! Come on gang, lets show these Three Stooges the true power of Fairy Tail!" Natsu Dragneel had now proceeded to shout out with.

Which was then quickly followed, by Natsu proceeding to raise one of his fists, which then had what looked like a very hot looking orange colored flame then proceed to suddenly envelope his fist.

And then, even before Pain or any of his still able to fight teammates could even have chance to have a reflex...

"Fire Dragon's...Iron Fist!" Natsu had now proceeded to shout out. Which with in only a couple of quick seconds. Natsu had then proceeded to quickly rush towards another member of Pains Six Paths Of Pain group. To which he proceed, to deliver a very swift and quick fire fist driven uppercut to just below their jaw. Which not only wound up instantly sending them quite violently backwards. But the mere force of the impact from Natsu's Fire Dragon's Iron Fist, wound up knocking them out cold. Which helped to explain, that by the time that they had hit the floor of the ship several feet back, they were already knocked out cold. Since they were now laying there not moving, and along with looking quite crumpled as well.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well Pain, looks like another one bites the dust, huh? And yes viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But as I was about to say to all of you viewers. Yes, that was me making an indirect reference, to the one and only Freddie Mercury of the one and only Queen. May he rest in peace. But that doesn't mean viewers, that he can't be given the proper recognition that he rightfully deserves. Now then viewers, Don't Stop Me Now, we're having such a good time, we're having a ball! Don't Stop Me Now! And if you want to have a good time, just give me a call! And for the record viewers, I don't mean that literally. As those are in fact the exact song lyrics from Queens very well known song of 'Don't Stop Me Now.' So don't be getting any weird assumptions with regard to it, alright? But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 73

Chapter 74: U-Watch What I Can Do!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: May 23, 2021


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the current battle and fight at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after two of Pain's sad excuse for his Six Paths Of Pain group had proceeded to have one of each of their hands slightly burned from both Super Sailor Mars and the flame based arrow from her Mars Flame Sniper. As well as from one of Uryu's Reishi based Quincy arrows. 

And also after one Leigharch, had decided to make an unexpected arrival. To which he then proceeded to spout quite a bit of stoner driven incoherent nonsense. But, as with regard to how the current situation now stood? Well about that...

"Who is this guy?! He's completely out of his mind!" Angel Bluebell heard Gray Fullbuster now proceed to say in a quite confused sounding tone of out seemingly nowhere with.

But, as a way to try and clear up any sort of currently present confusion...

"Oh that my personal driver Gray, he sometimes get this way when he have too much," Shenhua now proceeded to say back over to Gray Fullbuster with in response. And as usual, Shenhua had proceeded this response of hers back to Gray Fullbuster, in her usual offensive sounding accented tone of voice.

And then...

"While I can agree Shenhua, that yes Leigharch isn't really at all in his right mind at this current moment. I don't see any reason that would make him seem harmful. So with that in mind Shenhua I would like for us to get back on track with this currently ongoing fight now, okay? And so with this in mind viewers. Hey Cana, you haven't yet shown what you can do right? So with that in mind, why don't we demonstrate to Pain, his band of cronies, the Three Stooges and the viewers as well for that matter, the true power and bond of the Fairy Tail guild hmm?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say over to one Cana Alberona with.

Which during while Angel Bluebell had gone and said this very same statement, she had also proceeded to briefly turn her eyesight and attention slightly over to her right. In order for her to briefly address the viewers.

And sure enough, right on queue...

"You know you're right Bluebell, I haven't yet shown what I can do yet have I?" Cana Alberona then proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with quite a bit of a happy sounding tone to her voice.

But then...

"Indeed Cana, but I am not just talking about you when I say this. So with that in mind, Wendy, Natsu, Gray, Juvia, Lucy, I think that it's now also time for you to join in on the fun as well don't you? And as for Natsu and Wendy, with regard to their unique conditions. Zachary, Sakura, I think that they're both once again in need of some 'groundbreaking stability' if you know what I mean? So get ready Minna, because it is now time to give Pain and his delinquent teammates here the true definition of the word 'pain.' So Minna, its showtime!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say. And just like the last time, Angel Bluebells statement wound up once again having an immediate effect. And with regard to what this immediate effect was? Well...

"Earth!" Zachary and Sakura chanted in unison. Which just before this, Sakura had proceeded to quickly pull out the Earth Card. To which they both then proceeded to raise their respective Star staffs towards the spinning Earth Card. Which once it had then proceeding to wind up quickly stopping in place. This was then quickly followed by the appearance of the Earth Card spirit.

And not long thereafter, just like back when we had first fought against Kiria, and her two so called allies of the Diabolos Guild. The ship that we had been standing on since first arriving in the Edens Zero anime canon timeline, now felt stable, and as solid as a rock, no pun intended.

And then, as a way to compound and hammer this fact home...

"Alright, now I have a fire in my belly! Come on gang, lets show these Three Stooges the true power of Fairy Tail!" Natsu Dragneel had now proceeded to shout out with.

Which was then quickly followed, by Natsu proceeding to raise one of his fists, which then had what looked like a very hot looking orange colored flame then proceed to suddenly envelope his fist.

And then, even before Pain or any of his still able to fight teammates could even have chance to have a reflex...

"Fire Dragon's...Iron Fist!" Natsu had now proceeded to shout out. Which with in only a couple of quick seconds. Natsu had then proceeded to quickly rush towards another member of Pains Six Paths Of Pain group. To which he proceed, to deliver a very swift and quick fire fist driven uppercut to just below their jaw. Which not only wound up instantly sending them quite violently backwards. But the mere force of the impact from Natsu's Fire Dragon's Iron Fist, wound up knocking them out cold. Which helped to explain, that by the time that they had hit the floor of the ship several feet back, they were already knocked out cold. Since they were now laying there not moving, and along with looking quite crumpled as well.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well Pain, looks like another one bites the dust, huh? And yes viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But as I was about to say to all of you viewers. Yes, that was me making an indirect reference, to the one and only Freddie Mercury of the one and only Queen. May he rest in peace. But that doesn't mean viewers, that he can't be given the proper recognition that he rightfully deserves. Now then viewers, Don't Stop Me Now, we're having such a good time, we're having a ball! Don't Stop Me Now! And if you want to have a good time, just give me a call! And for the record viewers, I don't mean that literally. As those are in fact the exact song lyrics from Queens very well known song of 'Don't Stop Me Now.' So don't be getting any weird assumptions with regard to it, alright? But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: May 23, 2021


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the current battle and fight at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Natsu had proceeded to quickly rush over to another one of Pain's sad excuse allies of his Six Paths Of Pain group. To which Natsu had then proceeded to deliver quite the painful and impactful looking Fire Dragon's Iron Fist to just below their jaw. Which then wound up sending them a couple of feet backwards and then into a crumpled heap a couple of feet away on the floor of the ship.

And then, things had then proceeded to get a whole lot more one sided, in our favor of course. And as for why this was now the case? Well...

"U-Watch activated! Laser Gun selected!" A very computer robotic sounding voice had now proceeded to suddenly be heard from just behind Angel Bluebell and everyone else on our side that was still currently present.

And not even a split second after this computer sounding robotic voice had proceeded to say this statement. What appeared to be a quite concentrated looking beam of what appeared to be a very powerful looking laser composed blast had proceeded to quickly shoot outwards towards another one of Pains teammates. And similar to that of Natsu's Fire Dragon's Iron Fist, this too wound up disabling them. As the moment the laser blast wound up making contact with them. Not only did it wind up sending them propelling backwards from the impact of the blast. But it also proceeded to temporarily burn them as well.

As the moment that they too wound up hitting the floor only about a foot to the left of the member of Pains Six Paths Of Pain group. Who like that of the member to their left, no too lay there motionless. But the only difference this time, was that they were a blackened and burned form of what they once were. Only the burns were just concentrated to small splotches on small parts of their face. Their eyes were currently just swirling swirls where both of their eyes used to be. And their ninja style cloak, like that of their face, also was wrought with several burnt based splotches.

And then thankfully, Angel Bluebell wasn't going to have to need to ask, as to who it was that had just fired that blast.

"Well Martin, I guess that that is like one way to announce that we have arrived," Angel Bluebell, along with the rest of us that were still currently present, then heard the unmistakable voice of one Clover Ewing proceed to say over to the now correctly identified Martin Mystery. Who along with Clover Ewing, had also arrived alongside Diana Lombard, Java The Caveman, Samantha Simpson, and finally Alex Vasquez.

And then, as for Angel Bluebell that is...

"I mean after all Martin, I don't think that anyone, even you viewers as well for that matter, would not want to have U-Watch what Martin here can do?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say quite cheekily and smugly over to Martin with in response.

But sadly, and yet quite predictably as well...

"Wait what did you say? Because I don't get what it was that you meant by saying that just now," Martin had now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response.

But then, and quite thankfully...

"What Bluebell means here with her statement Martin, is that you can sometimes be quite the unique spectacle to behold sometimes. You know, when you're not usually goofing off in or between classes?" Diana Lombard had now proceeded to say quite predictably back over to Martin with in response.

And also, just after Diana had said this statement of hers. Angel Bluebell was now finding it very difficult to not then proceed to burst out laughing quite loudly. Because unlike Martin, Angel Bluebell actually wound up getting the joke that Diana was trying to convey. And to be fair, I was able to pick up on this as well.

Because as for Martin, quite predictably...

"Why thank you for that sis. I mean it's not everyday that you wind up giving me a compliment," Martin had now proceeded to say back to Diana in response with.

Which upon Angel Bluebell then proceeding to do yet another Picard style facepalm...

"And just what part of Diana's statement exactly, would you consider to resemble even the slightest bit of a compliment to you Martin? Because I don't think that you're really seeing the forest through the trees here," Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say in a very flat sounding tone. Which to help hammer this home somewhat, a sweatdrop had now proceeded to make its presence known, on one side of Angel Bluebells face. 

Which once again, unlike Martin, everyone else on our side actually wound up getting what it was that Angel Bluebell was trying to convey to Martin. What with regard to the clear and obvious fact, that absolutely no part of Diana's statement over to Martin, was remotely anything that would resemble any sort of a compliment.

Which quite predictably, as a way to help compound this fact, and with regard to everyone else's clear understanding of this? Well, this had now resulted in a sweatdrop now forming on one side of each of their respective faces alongside Angel Bluebells own.

But then...

"Wait, I'm confused here. Can you please repeat to me what you just said, only try and say it how Logan Paul would if he was attempting to not be the clear and obvious crypto scammer that he is?" Leigharch had now proceeded to attempt to say over to Angel Bluebell in a somewhat serious sounding tone. Only to once again come off as still sounding like he was crazy.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"I would Leigharch, if Logan Paul was a genuine human being. But as he isn't anything remotely resembling a genuine human being, I am not going to explain it to you like that. Oh and by the way Mr. Crypto Zoo Scammer, how goes that lawsuit between you and Coffeezilla? You know the one right, the one that you're clearly going to lose? For you see viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But as I was about to say to all of you viewers. Logan Paul, alongside his equally scummy brother Jake Paul. And as well as Mr. Adin 'The Definition Of A Massive Racist' Ross, Mr. Jack 'I Used ChatGPT To Try And Give A Pathetic Excuse For A Twitch Appeal Apology' Dork, Mr. Daniel 'Why Am I Still Even The Slightest Bit Relevant Even Though I Drove Etika To Commit Suicide' KEEMstar, One JJ 'Somehow He Still Thinks That He Isn't Just A Washed Up Excuse For A Rapper' KSI, and finally one Mr. Jimmy 'I Buy YouTube Sub Bots To Make Up For The Fact That I Am Thoroughly Hated For Doing Unlawful Crypto Crimes' Donaldson. They all seem to think that they are above the law, and that all other people who disagree with what they do, are somehow beneath them. Well here's what me and my allies have to say about that. You may think that you're above everyone else, but with all scumbags who attempt something similar to these things, karma can, and will always come back to haunt you. So if I were you seven S.U.S imposters, you see what I just did there viewers? But as I was about to say, if I were you seven, then I would start thinking really long and hard as to what size orange jumpsuit you're all going to need. You know, for when you finally get thrown into jail, where you belong? So anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to say this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 74

Chapter 75: Opening A Pandora's Box!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: May 23, 2021


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the current battle and fight at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Natsu had proceeded to quickly rush over to another one of Pain's sad excuse allies of his Six Paths Of Pain group. To which Natsu had then proceeded to deliver quite the painful and impactful looking Fire Dragon's Iron Fist to just below their jaw. Which then wound up sending them a couple of feet backwards and then into a crumpled heap a couple of feet away on the floor of the ship.

And then, things had then proceeded to get a whole lot more one sided, in our favor of course. And as for why this was now the case? Well...

"U-Watch activated! Laser Gun selected!" A very computer robotic sounding voice had now proceeded to suddenly be heard from just behind Angel Bluebell and everyone else on our side that was still currently present.

And not even a split second after this computer sounding robotic voice had proceeded to say this statement. What appeared to be a quite concentrated looking beam of what appeared to be a very powerful looking laser composed blast had proceeded to quickly shoot outwards towards another one of Pains teammates. And similar to that of Natsu's Fire Dragon's Iron Fist, this too wound up disabling them. As the moment the laser blast wound up making contact with them. Not only did it wind up sending them propelling backwards from the impact of the blast. But it also proceeded to temporarily burn them as well.

As the moment that they too wound up hitting the floor only about a foot to the left of the member of Pains Six Paths Of Pain group. Who like that of the member to their left, no too lay there motionless. But the only difference this time, was that they were a blackened and burned form of what they once were. Only the burns were just concentrated to small splotches on small parts of their face. Their eyes were currently just swirling swirls where both of their eyes used to be. And their ninja style cloak, like that of their face, also was wrought with several burnt based splotches.

And then thankfully, Angel Bluebell wasn't going to have to need to ask, as to who it was that had just fired that blast.

"Well Martin, I guess that that is like one way to announce that we have arrived," Angel Bluebell, along with the rest of us that were still currently present, then heard the unmistakable voice of one Clover Ewing proceed to say over to the now correctly identified Martin Mystery. Who along with Clover Ewing, had also arrived alongside Diana Lombard, Java The Caveman, Samantha Simpson, and finally Alex Vasquez.

And then, as for Angel Bluebell that is...

"I mean after all Martin, I don't think that anyone, even you viewers as well for that matter, would not want to have U-Watch what Martin here can do?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say quite cheekily and smugly over to Martin with in response.

But sadly, and yet quite predictably as well...

"Wait what did you say? Because I don't get what it was that you meant by saying that just now," Martin had now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response.

But then, and quite thankfully...

"What Bluebell means here with her statement Martin, is that you can sometimes be quite the unique spectacle to behold sometimes. You know, when you're not usually goofing off in or between classes?" Diana Lombard had now proceeded to say quite predictably back over to Martin with in response.

And also, just after Diana had said this statement of hers. Angel Bluebell was now finding it very difficult to not then proceed to burst out laughing quite loudly. Because unlike Martin, Angel Bluebell actually wound up getting the joke that Diana was trying to convey. And to be fair, I was able to pick up on this as well.

Because as for Martin, quite predictably...

"Why thank you for that sis. I mean it's not everyday that you wind up giving me a compliment," Martin had now proceeded to say back to Diana in response with.

Which upon Angel Bluebell then proceeding to do yet another Picard style facepalm...

"And just what part of Diana's statement exactly, would you consider to resemble even the slightest bit of a compliment to you Martin? Because I don't think that you're really seeing the forest through the trees here," Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say in a very flat sounding tone. Which to help hammer this home somewhat, a sweatdrop had now proceeded to make its presence known, on one side of Angel Bluebells face. 

Which once again, unlike Martin, everyone else on our side actually wound up getting what it was that Angel Bluebell was trying to convey to Martin. What with regard to the clear and obvious fact, that absolutely no part of Diana's statement over to Martin, was remotely anything that would resemble any sort of a compliment.

Which quite predictably, as a way to help compound this fact, and with regard to everyone else's clear understanding of this? Well, this had now resulted in a sweatdrop now forming on one side of each of their respective faces alongside Angel Bluebells own.

But then...

"Wait, I'm confused here. Can you please repeat to me what you just said, only try and say it how Logan Paul would if he was attempting to not be the clear and obvious crypto scammer that he is?" Leigharch had now proceeded to attempt to say over to Angel Bluebell in a somewhat serious sounding tone. Only to once again come off as still sounding like he was crazy.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"I would Leigharch, if Logan Paul was a genuine human being. But as he isn't anything remotely resembling a genuine human being, I am not going to explain it to you like that. Oh and by the way Mr. Crypto Zoo Scammer, how goes that lawsuit between you and Coffeezilla? You know the one right, the one that you're clearly going to lose? For you see viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But as I was about to say to all of you viewers. Logan Paul, alongside his equally scummy brother Jake Paul. And as well as Mr. Adin 'The Definition Of A Massive Racist' Ross, Mr. Jack 'I Used ChatGPT To Try And Give A Pathetic Excuse For A Twitch Appeal Apology' Dork, Mr. Daniel 'Why Am I Still Even The Slightest Bit Relevant Even Though I Drove Etika To Commit Suicide' KEEMstar, One JJ 'Somehow He Still Thinks That He Isn't Just A Washed Up Excuse For A Rapper' KSI, and finally one Mr. Jimmy 'I Buy YouTube Sub Bots To Make Up For The Fact That I Am Thoroughly Hated For Doing Unlawful Crypto Crimes' Donaldson. They all seem to think that they are above the law, and that all other people who disagree with what they do, are somehow beneath them. Well here's what me and my allies have to say about that. You may think that you're above everyone else, but with all scumbags who attempt something similar to these things, karma can, and will always come back to haunt you. So if I were you seven S.U.S imposters, you see what I just did there viewers? But as I was about to say, if I were you seven, then I would start thinking really long and hard as to what size orange jumpsuit you're all going to need. You know, for when you finally get thrown into jail, where you belong? So anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to say this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: May 23, 2021


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the current battle and fight at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her previous end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Natsu had proceeded to quickly rush over to another one of Pain's sad excuse allies of his Six Paths Of Pain group. To which Natsu had then proceeded to deliver quite the painful and impactful looking Fire Dragon's Iron Fist to just below their jaw. Which then wound up sending them a couple of feet backwards and then into a crumpled heap a couple of feet away on the floor of the ship.

And also after Martin Mystery, had proceeded to use the Laser Gun function from the X-Rod that he had access to via his U-Watch. To which he had then proceeded to use said Laser Gun function, to completely incapacitate yet another one of Pains Six Paths Of Pain allies. And like that of Natsu's Fire Dragon's Iron Fist, had too also gone and sent them hurtling backwards onto the deck of the ship, and after them then proceeding to skid for a couple more inches, they too wound up laying just to the left of the previous member of Pains Six Paths Of Pain group. And like the one over to their left, they too now had proceeded to lay there completely motionless.

But as of right now, what with regard to the current situation. As well as what was now about to happen? Well you see, about that...

"Oh come on, are you serious, again?! And of all the times for this to happen to us again, why now?!" The unmistakable voice of Diana Lombard had now proceeded to shout out out of seemingly nowhere with.

And sure enough, once Angel Bluebell had proceeded to glance slightly over to her immediate left. Both of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes then proceeded to quickly notice an all too familiar and quickly onrushing wave, of bright white light.

Which just like all of the other times when this bright white light had suddenly appeared from out of seemingly nowhere. It had now once again proceeded to quickly slam into all of us, and had then once again proceeded to temporarily blind all of us.

And, just like several of the other times that this had happened. Angel Bluebell had proceeded during this, to once again look around and behind her, in order to try and see which of our allies would wind up disappearing this time.

But the only thing was, and just like some of the previous times that this had gone and happened, not one of our currently present allies, wound up disappearing this time. In fact, every single one of our allies, that had been absent from when we had just been in the Edens Zero anime canon timeline? Well they had all now proceeded to once again phase back into existence.

And also, as the light proceeded to then die down once again, after only a couple more seconds. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to look around at our current surroundings. And as for where we had ended up this time? Well it looked as though, we were now all standing in what appeared to be a school hallway of sorts. And upon Angel Bluebell then proceeding to look straight ahead of her. She then also immediately realized, that wherever we currently were. We seemed to be in what looked like a very vast and open school hallway. That also for some reason the wall of this hallway. Seemed to be dotted with what appeared to be several females and males inside of photos. But what struck Angel Bluebell as being somewhat out of place. Was of the particularly unique looking purplish burgundy colored outfits that the females seemed to be wearing. And also of the light yellow colored outfits, that the males seemed to be wearing.

And then, while Angel Bluebell was busy admiring the many decorations that lined this very vast and open hallway...

"Hey, just who do you think you people are showing up unannounced here like this?! And especially when there is clear evidence of a fight going on!" A very bratty sounding, and yet also particularly annoying sounding female voice, had now proceeded to yell out quite angrily to Angel Bluebell and the rest of us with.

And upon Angel Bluebell then letting out a very audible and yet also quite defeated sounding sigh from her mouth. Since Angel Bluebell already knew just who it was that the annoying sounding female voice belonged to. She then proceeded, to turn both of her light blue eyes, towards the source of the very annoying sounding female voice. 

And sure enough, both of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, then proceeded to quickly fall upon a girl, with two very large and also very long burgundy colored pigtails. Which as it turned out were also currently curled at the tips. And along with both of her pigtails, being tied off at the top with blue ribbons. She also appeared to have brown eyes. And like all of the females who Angel Bluebell had managed to glance at in the various photos that dotted the walls of the hallway. This girl was also wearing the same burgundy colored outfit. Which as Angel Bluebell now realized, what with regard to it, was actually a very familiar looking academy uniform.

And as it currently stood, Angel Bluebell had now also realized, what with regard to where it was that we had all ended up this time. And with both Zachary and Keiko, also realizing who this female was, this had now resulted in Angel Bluebell, as well as Keiko and Zachary, now proceeding to all look unhappy.

And with Angel Bluebell having already realized who she was. Angel Bluebell now also realized, exactly where it was that we had all now ended up. What with regard to the current anime canon timeline. And as a result of this, Angel Bluebell was honestly not very happy about it. And with me realizing who she was as well, this wasn't something that either Zachary or Keiko, blamed Angel Bluebell for currently feeling. Because as for where we had all ended up this time? Well about that...

"Oh joy, well I don't think that I really need to voice just how upset I feel right now, now do I viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way....*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Anyway, as for the clearly very bratty and irritating female. Who in case you don't know who she is, is one Pandora by the name of Ganessa Roland of West Japan's Genetics Military Academy. Yes viewers, me and my allies, have now ended up in the anime canon timeline, of Freezing. And in case any of you are wondering as to why I am completely unhappy about this being the case? Well as I am sure you know from me having to go through it at more length in several of the previous chapters of this anime then I am going to right now. I am not really a fan of any sort of harem related anime. And Freezing, in case none of you viewers know, is exactly that. So yeah I am not really happy, that out of all the anime canon timelines that we could've wound up ending up in next. It just had to wind up being yet another harem related anime canon timeline...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also then proceeding to let out a very noticeably defeated and also very unhappy sounding sigh from her mouth, with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again. In order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed once again, and while she is also doing and saying this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 75

Chapter 76: A Not So Super Nova!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: May 23, 2021


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the current battle and fight at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her previous end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Natsu had proceeded to quickly rush over to another one of Pain's sad excuse allies of his Six Paths Of Pain group. To which Natsu had then proceeded to deliver quite the painful and impactful looking Fire Dragon's Iron Fist to just below their jaw. Which then wound up sending them a couple of feet backwards and then into a crumpled heap a couple of feet away on the floor of the ship.

And also after Martin Mystery, had proceeded to use the Laser Gun function from the X-Rod that he had access to via his U-Watch. To which he had then proceeded to use said Laser Gun function, to completely incapacitate yet another one of Pains Six Paths Of Pain allies. And like that of Natsu's Fire Dragon's Iron Fist, had too also gone and sent them hurtling backwards onto the deck of the ship, and after them then proceeding to skid for a couple more inches, they too wound up laying just to the left of the previous member of Pains Six Paths Of Pain group. And like the one over to their left, they too now had proceeded to lay there completely motionless.

But as of right now, what with regard to the current situation. As well as what was now about to happen? Well you see, about that...

"Oh come on, are you serious, again?! And of all the times for this to happen to us again, why now?!" The unmistakable voice of Diana Lombard had now proceeded to shout out out of seemingly nowhere with.

And sure enough, once Angel Bluebell had proceeded to glance slightly over to her immediate left. Both of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes then proceeded to quickly notice an all too familiar and quickly onrushing wave, of bright white light.

Which just like all of the other times when this bright white light had suddenly appeared from out of seemingly nowhere. It had now once again proceeded to quickly slam into all of us, and had then once again proceeded to temporarily blind all of us.

And, just like several of the other times that this had happened. Angel Bluebell had proceeded during this, to once again look around and behind her, in order to try and see which of our allies would wind up disappearing this time.

But the only thing was, and just like some of the previous times that this had gone and happened, not one of our currently present allies, wound up disappearing this time. In fact, every single one of our allies, that had been absent from when we had just been in the Edens Zero anime canon timeline? Well they had all now proceeded to once again phase back into existence.

And also, as the light proceeded to then die down once again, after only a couple more seconds. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to look around at our current surroundings. And as for where we had ended up this time? Well it looked as though, we were now all standing in what appeared to be a school hallway of sorts. And upon Angel Bluebell then proceeding to look straight ahead of her. She then also immediately realized, that wherever we currently were. We seemed to be in what looked like a very vast and open school hallway. That also for some reason the wall of this hallway. Seemed to be dotted with what appeared to be several females and males inside of photos. But what struck Angel Bluebell as being somewhat out of place. Was of the particularly unique looking purplish burgundy colored outfits that the females seemed to be wearing. And also of the light yellow colored outfits, that the males seemed to be wearing.

And then, while Angel Bluebell was busy admiring the many decorations that lined this very vast and open hallway...

"Hey, just who do you think you people are showing up unannounced here like this?! And especially when there is clear evidence of a fight going on!" A very bratty sounding, and yet also particularly annoying sounding female voice, had now proceeded to yell out quite angrily to Angel Bluebell and the rest of us with.

And upon Angel Bluebell then letting out a very audible and yet also quite defeated sounding sigh from her mouth. Since Angel Bluebell already knew just who it was that the annoying sounding female voice belonged to. She then proceeded, to turn both of her light blue eyes, towards the source of the very annoying sounding female voice.

And sure enough, both of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, then proceeded to quickly fall upon a girl, with two very large and also very long burgundy colored pigtails. Which as it turned out were also currently curled at the tips. And along with both of her pigtails, being tied off at the top with blue ribbons. She also appeared to have brown eyes. And like all of the females who Angel Bluebell had managed to glance at in the various photos that dotted the walls of the hallway. This girl was also wearing the same burgundy colored outfit. Which as Angel Bluebell now realized, what with regard to it, was actually a very familiar looking academy uniform.

And as it currently stood, Angel Bluebell had now also realized, what with regard to where it was that we had all ended up this time. And with both Zachary and Keiko, also realizing who this female was, this had now resulted in Angel Bluebell, as well as Keiko and Zachary, now proceeding to all look unhappy.

And with Angel Bluebell having already realized who she was. Angel Bluebell now also realized, exactly where it was that we had all now ended up. What with regard to the current anime canon timeline. And as a result of this, Angel Bluebell was honestly not very happy about it. And with me realizing who she was as well, this wasn't something that either Zachary or Keiko, blamed Angel Bluebell for currently feeling. Because as for where we had all ended up this time? Well about that...

"Oh joy, well I don't think that I really need to voice just how upset I feel right now, now do I viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Anyway, as for the clearly very bratty and irritating female. Who in case you don't know who she is, is one Pandora by the name of Ganessa Roland of West Japan's Genetics Military Academy. Yes viewers, me and my allies, have now ended up in the anime canon timeline, of Freezing. And in case any of you are wondering as to why I am completely unhappy about this being the case? Well as I am sure you know from me having to go through it at more length in several of the previous chapters of this anime then I am going to right now. I am not really a fan of any sort of harem related anime. And Freezing, in case none of you viewers know, is exactly that. So yeah I am not really happy, that out of all the anime canon timelines that we could've wound up ending up in next. It just had to wind up being yet another harem related anime canon timeline...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also then proceeding to let out a very noticeably defeated and also very unhappy sounding sigh from her mouth, with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again. In order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed once again, and while she is also doing and saying this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: May 10, 2065


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the current battle and fight at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after the all too familiar looking and also quite quickly onrushing wave of bright white light, had proceeded to go and wash over all of us. To which it had then proceeded to once again blind us all temporarily.

But, after the light had proceeded to once again die down, and Angel Bluebell then realized that where we had ended up this time, was at some point in the Freezing anime canon timeline. And also, someone else had also realized this alongside Angel Bluebell. And yet, since Angel Bluebell didn't know anything with regard to the canon anime timeline itself. But yet she still knew of the main characters. This lack of knowledge, was about to cause Angel Bluebell quite a few problems moving forward in regard to the Freezing canon timeline.

But, as for the current situation? Well...

"So Ganessa, would you mind being so kind as to fill me and my allies in on what exactly you were referring to with their being a so called fight going on?" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to ask Ganessa Roland, with as much of a polite tone to her current voice that she could possibly have managed to say this in with regard to the current situation.

But sadly, and yet also quite predictably...

"What's it to you?! You think that I am just going to tell you?!" Ganessa Roland had now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell quite angrily and aggressively with in response.

And sure enough, out of the blue, as yet another sweatdrop had now proceeded to quickly appear on one side of Angel Bluebells face...

"Hey Ganessa?! Look alive, because I believe that we've got company!" A girl with very long looking blonde hair, had now proceeded to yell over quite authoritatively to Ganessa Roland with in response.

And without even having to look at her for very long, Angel Bluebell then realized exactly who she was. And so, with this thought very much on Angel Bluebells mind...

"Oh, well if it isn't the one and only Satellizer El Bridget, who is also more known to all as 'The Untouchable Queen.' Oh and viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of Angel Bluebell light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, as I was about to say to all of you. If you don't have a complete understanding of the Freezing anime and its respective canon timeline? Then I would highly suggest as well as recommend, that you go and watch the entire first series of that anime in its entirety, before you decide to go and read on into the rest of this current chapter. Go on I'll wait, as you will not need to worry about wanting to continue reading this chapter before going and watching the first series of the Freezing anime. As this chapter will still be here when you get back from doing having done so. I mean after all viewers, it is not as though this chapter is suddenly going to sprout legs out of nowhere, and then proceed to walk off to someplace else. Did you get the joke that I just made viewers? It is sort of like a newer rendition of the popularly well known 'is your refrigerator running,' joke...*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to briefly clear her throat while she is also temporarily proceeding to close both of her light blue eyes for a few second while she does this. To which Angel Bluebell then proceed to stop with clearing her throat, and then open both of her light blue eyes back up again. In order for her, to properly continue to address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, with that in mind, what do you all say, that we now get back to the current chapter at hand now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

But then, just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to go and finish her currently somewhat lengthy fourth wall break moment...

"What the, just what the heck is that thing?! It looks human, but yet in some sort of way, it isn't!" Me, Keiko, Zachary and Angel Bluebell, then suddenly heard the voice of one Hikaru Shidou, then suddenly proceed to shout out with a very surprised sounding tone in her voice, from out of seemingly nowhere.

But then, once Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to turn both of her light blue eyes towards the direction, in which Hikaru had been projecting her voice. Both of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, had then proceeded to quickly fall upon what appeared to be a somewhat young looking girl. Who like that of both Ganessa Roland and Satellizer El Bridget respectively, also seemed to be wearing the West Japan's Genetics Military Academy female uniform.

Although unlike Ganessa and Satellizer, there was just one key difference to this individual. And as for what this was? Well they appeared to have what looked like two somewhat large spiked and glowing shard like objects. That seemed to be protruding from both of the shoulders as well as the back, of this females burgundy uniform. And just to make it look all the more frightening to look at. She also appeared to have what looked like blood red scars around her eyes. That looked to be like something out of a horror movie.

And upon Angel Bluebell then proceeding to look at her for another split second. It was only then that she realized who she was. And so, with this thought very much on Angel Bluebells mind...

"Wait hold on a sec here, is that Cassie Lockheart?! Just what in the name of Aphrodite happened to her?!" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say in regard to the now correctly identified Cassie Lockheart. Who as it currently stood, was in a very bad way. As what Angel Bluebell was currently failing to realize, was that Cassie Lockheart, had been affected by what the Pandora in the Freezing anime canon timeline referred to, as a Nova. More specifically, as to what part of the first series of the Freezing anime that we had all ended up in? Well it just so happened to be one of the very last episodes of the first series of the Freezing anime.

"And for the record viewers? Sorry, Angel Bluebell here again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, for those of you who don't know of which part of the tail end of the first Freezing anime series that we are all currently in? Well it is what was to be known, as the 10th Nova Clash. And yet viewers, unlike in the Freezing anime, things are going to wind up happening a little bit differently. So if I were you viewers? Then I would keep on the lookout for the next chapter. Because for now viewers, this currently marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 76

Chapter 77: Badly Battered But Not Yet Beaten!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: May 10, 2065


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the current battle and fight at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after the all too familiar looking and also quite quickly onrushing wave of bright white light, had proceeded to go and wash over all of us. To which it had then proceeded to once again blind us all temporarily.

But, after the light had proceeded to once again die down, and Angel Bluebell then realized that where we had ended up this time, was at some point in the Freezing anime canon timeline. And also, someone else had also realized this alongside Angel Bluebell. And yet, since Angel Bluebell didn't know anything with regard to the canon anime timeline itself. But yet she still knew of the main characters. This lack of knowledge, was about to cause Angel Bluebell quite a few problems moving forward in regard to the Freezing canon timeline.

But, as for the current situation? Well...

"So Ganessa, would you mind being so kind as to fill me and my allies in on what exactly you were referring to with their being a so called fight going on?" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to ask Ganessa Roland, with as much of a polite tone to her current voice that she could possibly have managed to say this in with regard to the current situation.

But sadly, and yet also quite predictably...

"What's it to you?! You think that I am just going to tell you?!" Ganessa Roland had now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell quite angrily and aggressively with in response.

And sure enough, out of the blue, as yet another sweatdrop had now proceeded to quickly appear on one side of Angel Bluebells face...

"Hey Ganessa?! Look alive, because I believe that we've got company!" A girl with very long looking blonde hair, had now proceeded to yell over quite authoritatively to Ganessa Roland with in response.

And without even having to look at her for very long, Angel Bluebell then realized exactly who she was. And so, with this thought very much on Angel Bluebells mind...

"Oh, well if it isn't the one and only Satellizer El Bridget, who is also more known to all as 'The Untouchable Queen.' Oh and viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of Angel Bluebell light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, as I was about to say to all of you. If you don't have a complete understanding of the Freezing anime and its respective canon timeline? Then I would highly suggest as well as recommend, that you go and watch the entire first series of that anime in its entirety, before you decide to go and read on into the rest of this current chapter. Go on I'll wait, as you will not need to worry about wanting to continue reading this chapter before going and watching the first series of the Freezing anime. As this chapter will still be here when you get back from doing having done so. I mean after all viewers, it is not as though this chapter is suddenly going to sprout legs out of nowhere, and then proceed to walk off to someplace else. Did you get the joke that I just made viewers? It is sort of like a newer rendition of the popularly well known 'is your refrigerator running,' joke...*Angel Bluebell now proceeds to briefly clear her throat while she is also temporarily proceeding to close both of her light blue eyes for a few second while she does this. To which Angel Bluebell then proceed to stop with clearing her throat, and then open both of her light blue eyes back up again. In order for her, to properly continue to address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, with that in mind, what do you all say, that we now get back to the current chapter at hand now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

But then, just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to go and finish her currently somewhat lengthy fourth wall break moment...

"What the, just what the heck is that thing?! It looks human, but yet in some sort of way, it isn't!" Me, Keiko, Zachary and Angel Bluebell, then suddenly heard the voice of one Hikaru Shidou, then suddenly proceed to shout out with a very surprised sounding tone in her voice, from out of seemingly nowhere.

But then, once Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to turn both of her light blue eyes towards the direction, in which Hikaru had been projecting her voice. Both of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, had then proceeded to quickly fall upon what appeared to be a somewhat young looking girl. Who like that of both Ganessa Roland and Satellizer El Bridget respectively, also seemed to be wearing the West Japan's Genetics Military Academy female uniform.

Although unlike Ganessa and Satellizer, there was just one key difference to this individual. And as for what this was? Well they appeared to have what looked like two somewhat large spiked and glowing shard like objects. That seemed to be protruding from both of the shoulders as well as the back, of this females burgundy uniform. And just to make it look all the more frightening to look at. She also appeared to have what looked like blood red scars around her eyes. That looked to be like something out of a horror movie.

And upon Angel Bluebell then proceeding to look at her for another split second. It was only then that she realized who she was. And so, with this thought very much on Angel Bluebells mind...

"Wait hold on a sec here, is that Cassie Lockheart?! Just what in the name of Aphrodite happened to her?!" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say in regard to the now correctly identified Cassie Lockheart. Who as it currently stood, was in a very bad way. As what Angel Bluebell was currently failing to realize, was that Cassie Lockheart, had been affected by what the Pandora in the Freezing anime canon timeline referred to, as a Nova. More specifically, as to what part of the first series of the Freezing anime that we had all ended up in? Well it just so happened to be one of the very last episodes of the first series of the Freezing anime.

"And for the record viewers? Sorry, Angel Bluebell here again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, for those of you who don't know of which part of the tail end of the first Freezing anime series that we are all currently in? Well it is what was to be known, as the 10th Nova Clash. And yet viewers, unlike in the Freezing anime, things are going to wind up happening a little bit differently. So if I were you viewers? Then I would keep on the lookout for the next chapter. Because for now viewers, this currently marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: May 10, 2065


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the current battle and fight at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after the arrival of one Cassie Lockheart. Who at the moment was not quite her usual self. What with her being possessed by a well known enemy in the Freezing anime canon timeline, as a Nova. But more importantly, it had seemed as though we had accidentally stumbled into, as well as gotten involved. In what was currently the 10th Nova Clash. That took place at the tale end of the first series of the Freezing anime.

And, with regard to Cassie Lockheart, and her current state? Well as it would wind up turning out, Cassie Lockheart, was not the only one, that would wind up being put at risk. In fact, what with more of a deeper realization in regard to this current factorial? Well...

"Wait, what's wrong with that chick with the long blond hair?! What's happening to her, and why is she glowing all of the sudden?!" Angel Bluebell along with everyone else, then suddenly heard the now somewhat scared ridden tone of voice of one Gray Fullbuster now proceed to exclaim out of seemingly nowhere with.

And then, since Angel Bluebell had somewhat of an idea of just what it was, that Gray Fullbuster was referring to with his currently unanswered and still lingering question. Angel Bluebell then decided to try and clear up his current confusion. And what Angel Bluebell mean by this, was as follows...

"Oh, you mean why is Satellizer El Bridget glowing at this very moment Gray? Well that is due to her currently using her Pandora Mode," Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say back over to Gray Fullbuster with in response.

But then...

"Oh okay, so if I may now ask you a follow up question then Bluebell? Does this Pandora Mode that you just talked about by any chance, happen to include having similar if not identical looking shard like protrusions out of the users back?" Gray Fullbuster, had now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with.

With the only difference from his response back over to Angel Bluebell this time, being that he now for some reason, was now sounding a little bit more frantic sounding with his tone. Which for the moment, Angel Bluebell couldn't exactly understand why this was now the case.

And so, with this thought of Angel Bluebells now very much in mind. And also, with a current look of confusion, now proceeding to find its way onto Angel Bluebells face...

"Well no Gray, just what exactly do you mean by...Oh no! Come on, are you seriously for real right now?!" Angel Bluebell had proceeded to attempt to try and ask back over to Gray in response with.

Which was then quickly followed, by Angel Bluebell then proceeding to then turn her attention towards the direction in which Gray Fullbuster had been looking. And sure enough, and as for the reason as to why not only did Angel Bluebell wind up getting cut short partway through her question back to Gray? Well that was because like that of Cassie Lockheart. What with regard to her currently unwell and dangerously unstable looking state. Satellizer, had now wound up looking almost exactly as Cassie Lockheart now looked. And from the small bit of information that Angel Bluebell had on Satellizer, as well as the rest of the many Pandora at West Japan's Genetics Military Academy.

There was at least one thing that Angel Bluebell knew for sure. And that was, when it came to a Pandora using their respective Pandora Mode. At no point, did it wind up including any shard like protrusions, or in either Cassie or Satellizer's case, blood that suddenly proceeded to drip from the bottom of their eyes. In fact, the only time in which something like this would occur, is when a Pandora was possessed in some form or fashion by a Nova.

Which meant that in this current situation, and similar to that of when Eternal Sailor Moon, and the rest of the Sailor Senshi, had fought against the Phages in the Sailor Stars season of their respective anime canon timeline. Angel Bluebell wasn't going to be able to have Eternal Sailor Moon, or any of the Sailor Senshi get themselves involved in this particular fight. Because like that of the Phages that they had gone and fought against previously. Angel Bluebell knew all too well, that they weren't going to risk injuring either Cassie or Satellizer. Because like the Phages, they were still innocent in all of this.

And so, with this in mind, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to speak to Wedding Peach, who at the current moment, was still standing beside Angel Bluebell just to her immediate right...

"Well sis, it would seem as though we've now got our work cut out for us. Because as it currently stands, I am not going to involve the Sailor Senshi in this fight for the time being. Because as I am sure you viewers know, I don't see this current situation, with being any different from when the Sailor Senshi had fought against the Phages in Sailor Stars. So getting back to my explanation sis on our current plan of attack regarding both Cassie and Satellizer. The only way that we are going to be able to win without hurting them, is to purify them. The only problem sis, is that I have absolutely no idea if it is going to work, without having them wind up getting hurt. Because while..." Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to say, as well as explain over to Wedding Peach with, without Angel Bluebell turning either her head or her eyesight towards her. Which Angel Bluebell was doing, in order for her to still keep an eye on both Cassie and Satellizer. But then, something happened, that not only was Angel Bluebell not prepared for, since her attention was still focused mostly forwards on both Cassie and Satellizer.

But also, it was because that while Angel Bluebell had been giving her explanation over to Wedding Peach. She had then proceeded to walk over to Angel Bluebell, and she then proceeded to take her into a sudden tight embrace. Which as Angel Bluebell had mentioned previously, had proceeded to then catch her somewhat by surprise. And as for Wedding Peach and her statement to Angel Bluebell that followed shortly after she had done this? Well about that...

"Then we will make it work sis. I mean you may not remember, but we have been able to overcome far more difficult challenges then this one. So this time won't wind up being any bit different or any more difficult. So that is why sis, that we need to stay strong and stay the course, because that is what Love Angels like us do! Now stop being so unsure of yourself, and lets do our best to save them!" Wedding Peach had then proceeded to say to Angel Bluebell, while Wedding Peach held her in her tight embrace.

And it was only once Wedding Peach had finished saying her statement to Angel Bluebell. That Angel Bluebell then proceeded to place both of her hands onto each of her shoulder pads. And as Angel Bluebell also proceeded to look at her, with a small smile on her face...

"You're right sis, because we will save them! Now then viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, you can look forward to our upcoming battle against the possessed Pandora. And among other things regarding it, in the next upcoming chapter. So like last time viewers, if I were you. Then I would keep on the lookout for the next chapter. Because for right now viewers, this now currently marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 77

Chapter 78: Revolutionary Wills And Charlevilles!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: May 10, 2065


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the current battle and fight at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after the arrival of one Cassie Lockheart. Who at the moment was not quite her usual self. What with her being possessed by a well known enemy in the Freezing anime canon timeline, as a Nova. But more importantly, it had seemed as though we had accidentally stumbled into, as well as gotten involved. In what was currently the 10th Nova Clash. That took place at the tale end of the first series of the Freezing anime.

And, with regard to Cassie Lockheart, and her current state? Well as it would wind up turning out, Cassie Lockheart, was not the only one, that would wind up being put at risk. In fact, what with more of a deeper realization in regard to this current factorial? Well...

"Wait, what's wrong with that chick with the long blond hair?! What's happening to her, and why is she glowing all of the sudden?!" Angel Bluebell along with everyone else, then suddenly heard the now somewhat scared ridden tone of voice of one Gray Fullbuster now proceed to exclaim out of seemingly nowhere with.

And then, since Angel Bluebell had somewhat of an idea of just what it was, that Gray Fullbuster was referring to with his currently unanswered and still lingering question. Angel Bluebell then decided to try and clear up his current confusion. And what Angel Bluebell mean by this, was as follows...

"Oh, you mean why is Satellizer El Bridget glowing at this very moment Gray? Well that is due to her currently using her Pandora Mode," Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say back over to Gray Fullbuster with in response.

But then...

"Oh okay, so if I may now ask you a follow up question then Bluebell? Does this Pandora Mode that you just talked about by any chance, happen to include having similar if not identical looking shard like protrusions out of the users back?" Gray Fullbuster, had now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with.

With the only difference from his response back over to Angel Bluebell this time, being that he now for some reason, was now sounding a little bit more frantic sounding with his tone. Which for the moment, Angel Bluebell couldn't exactly understand why this was now the case.

And so, with this thought of Angel Bluebells now very much in mind. And also, with a current look of confusion, now proceeding to find its way onto Angel Bluebells face...

"Well no Gray, just what exactly do you mean by...Oh no! Come on, are you seriously for real right now?!" Angel Bluebell had proceeded to attempt to try and ask back over to Gray in response with.

Which was then quickly followed, by Angel Bluebell then proceeding to then turn her attention towards the direction in which Gray Fullbuster had been looking. And sure enough, and as for the reason as to why not only did Angel Bluebell wind up getting cut short partway through her question back to Gray? Well that was because like that of Cassie Lockheart. What with regard to her currently unwell and dangerously unstable looking state. Satellizer, had now wound up looking almost exactly as Cassie Lockheart now looked. And from the small bit of information that Angel Bluebell had on Satellizer, as well as the rest of the many Pandora at West Japan's Genetics Military Academy.

There was at least one thing that Angel Bluebell knew for sure. And that was, when it came to a Pandora using their respective Pandora Mode. At no point, did it wind up including any shard like protrusions, or in either Cassie or Satellizer's case, blood that suddenly proceeded to drip from the bottom of their eyes. In fact, the only time in which something like this would occur, is when a Pandora was possessed in some form or fashion by a Nova.

Which meant that in this current situation, and similar to that of when Eternal Sailor Moon, and the rest of the Sailor Senshi, had fought against the Phages in the Sailor Stars season of their respective anime canon timeline. Angel Bluebell wasn't going to be able to have Eternal Sailor Moon, or any of the Sailor Senshi get themselves involved in this particular fight. Because like that of the Phages that they had gone and fought against previously. Angel Bluebell knew all too well, that they weren't going to risk injuring either Cassie or Satellizer. Because like the Phages, they were still innocent in all of this.

And so, with this in mind, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to speak to Wedding Peach, who at the current moment, was still standing beside Angel Bluebell just to her immediate right...

"Well sis, it would seem as though we've now got our work cut out for us. Because as it currently stands, I am not going to involve the Sailor Senshi in this fight for the time being. Because as I am sure you viewers know, I don't see this current situation, with being any different from when the Sailor Senshi had fought against the Phages in Sailor Stars. So getting back to my explanation sis on our current plan of attack regarding both Cassie and Satellizer. The only way that we are going to be able to win without hurting them, is to purify them. The only problem sis, is that I have absolutely no idea if it is going to work, without having them wind up getting hurt. Because while..." Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to say, as well as explain over to Wedding Peach with, without Angel Bluebell turning either her head or her eyesight towards her. Which Angel Bluebell was doing, in order for her to still keep an eye on both Cassie and Satellizer. But then, something happened, that not only was Angel Bluebell not prepared for, since her attention was still focused mostly forwards on both Cassie and Satellizer.

But also, it was because that while Angel Bluebell had been giving her explanation over to Wedding Peach. She had then proceeded to walk over to Angel Bluebell, and she then proceeded to take her into a sudden tight embrace. Which as Angel Bluebell had mentioned previously, had proceeded to then catch her somewhat by surprise. And as for Wedding Peach and her statement to Angel Bluebell that followed shortly after she had done this? Well about that...

"Then we will make it work sis. I mean you may not remember, but we have been able to overcome far more difficult challenges then this one. So this time won't wind up being any bit different or any more difficult. So that is why sis, that we need to stay strong and stay the course, because that is what Love Angels like us do! Now stop being so unsure of yourself, and lets do our best to save them!" Wedding Peach had then proceeded to say to Angel Bluebell, while Wedding Peach held her in her tight embrace.

And it was only once Wedding Peach had finished saying her statement to Angel Bluebell. That Angel Bluebell then proceeded to place both of her hands onto each of her shoulder pads. And as Angel Bluebell also proceeded to look at her, with a small smile on her face...

"You're right sis, because we will save them! Now then viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, you can look forward to our upcoming battle against the possessed Pandora. And among other things regarding it, in the next upcoming chapter. So like last time viewers, if I were you. Then I would keep on the lookout for the next chapter. Because for right now viewers, this now currently marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: May 10, 2065


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the current battle and fight at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Angel Bluebell also came to then realize, that even though both Cassie Lockheart, and one Satellizer El Bridget, were both possessed by the Nova, and thus not in their right minds at the moment. This had now resulted in Angel Bluebell having to decide, not to involve the Sailor Senshi in this current fight. Since from what Angel Bluebell knew about them having gone against the Phages back when they fought against Sailor Galaxia and Shadow Galactica. That like her, Wedding Peach, and the rest of the Love Angels. We just couldn't bring ourselves to do anything that could wind up injuring anyone who was innocent. Even if in this case, which was that the both of them were currently possessed by a Nova.

But, as it was demonstrated by Wedding Peach, who after giving Angel Bluebell some of her words of encouragement. Along with Wedding Peach having also said to Angel Bluebell, that we would wind up finding a way to save both Cassie and Satellizer by freeing the both of them from the Nova's control. As that was what Angel Bluebell, along with Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, and the rest of us in The Four Aces Alliance did. We defended the innocent, and fought to our very last breath if need be, if that meant that innocent people would not wind up getting unnecessarily injured or killed. And it was then at that very same moment that Angel Bluebell decided, that even though the Sailor Senshi couldn't be involved in the current fight this time, that didn't mean however that that wound up applying to anyone of our other allies. And so with this in mind, Angel Bluebell then set about putting an on the spot plan that she had been thinking about at this very moment, into motion.

And as for what this plan was exactly? Well you see, about that. Because even before Angel Bluebell could even attempt to tell either Wedding Peach or any of our other allies that were still currently present. Something unexpected then proceeded to happen. And as for what this unexpected something was? Well...

"Whoa, wait what the heck?! Who is that girl, does she know that she's putting herself at risk fighting those possessed Pandora?!" The unmistakable voice of one Erza Scarlet had now proceeded to project and shout outwards with out of seemingly nowhere.

And then...

"Erza what are you talking about? Which girl are you referring...Oh come on! So is this going to be a new sort of running gag that I am going to be doing now?! As every time that I turn around to answer one of my allies when they have a question of theirs that I need to answer?! Only once I wind up turning towards where their voice is being projected, I wind up seeing the out of place thing, or in this case, a girl that I really didn't want to see being wind up involved in all of this?! Because here's the thing with that, if that is in fact the case here viewers! Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, as I was about to say to all of you. I really do hope that this isn't going to be a running gag! Now the thing is viewers, I am not saying that I don't like the usual running gag. I mean after all, Whose Line Is It Anyway had plenty of them. But, and I do mean but with this viewers, that was because of several reasons, as to why it was controllable by the person who was improvising. But in this particular case viewers, this isn't something that is controllable. And what I mean by this viewers, if that it happens, then it happens, as I have absolutely no control on when and if it does wind up happening. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the moment viewers, wouldn't you agree? So then viewers with this now in mind, what do you say that we get right back to the current chapter at hand now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

But then, just as soon as Angel Bluebell had gone and proceeded to finish her current fourth wall break moment...

"Hey, you with the long light blue hair? Did you just talk to the viewers?" The girl that Erza Scarlet had pointed out to having just recently happened onto the scene had now proceeded to quickly shout over to Angel Bluebell with. Which just after they had proceeded to say this statement of theirs, they had then proceeded to use the sword that they currently had in one of their hands, to deflect a strike that had been launched against her by Cassie Lockheart. Who had been attempting to use her left shard protrusion covered hand, to try and strike the girl with. Only for the girl in question to quickly parry, and then deflect the strike from Cassie, with the use of her sword.

And as for who this girl was? Well, she had waist-length straight pink hair, that also appeared to have bangs hanging over the right side of her face. She also appeared to have blue eyes, and she also looked to be taller than an usual average persons height. She was also currently wearing what appeared to be a dark blue blazer with red shorts, and her uniform appeared to also have the addition. Of what appeared to be a, ornamental shoulder piece on each of her outfits shoulders. And it was only then, that Angel Bluebell realized exactly who she was, and so with this in mind...

"Uh well Ms. Tenjou yes, yes I was just doing that. Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And to be honest here viewers, I wasn't exactly expecting or planning to involve her, or have her be involved in this. But unfortunately viewers, that is now no longer an option. Also let me now introduce, the one and only Utena Tenjou. You know viewers, the same Utena Tenjou from the well known anime Revolutionary Girl Utena? Yes indeed viewers, I did say that by the end of these four fanfics, that there was going to be at least one hundred different anime didn't I? Well as of this chapter, that number now currently stands, at forty-one. So that now leaves at least fifty-nine more to go. But for right now viewers, this now currently marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 78

Chapter 79: Royal Straights Slashers And A Vampire!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: May 10, 2065


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the current battle and fight at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Angel Bluebell also came to then realize, that even though both Cassie Lockheart, and one Satellizer El Bridget, were both possessed by the Nova, and thus not in their right minds at the moment. This had now resulted in Angel Bluebell having to decide, not to involve the Sailor Senshi in this current fight. Since from what Angel Bluebell knew about them having gone against the Phages back when they fought against Sailor Galaxia and Shadow Galactica. That like her, Wedding Peach, and the rest of the Love Angels. We just couldn't bring ourselves to do anything that could wind up injuring anyone who was innocent. Even if in this case, which was that the both of them were currently possessed by a Nova.

But, as it was demonstrated by Wedding Peach, who after giving Angel Bluebell some of her words of encouragement. Along with Wedding Peach having also said to Angel Bluebell, that we would wind up finding a way to save both Cassie and Satellizer by freeing the both of them from the Nova's control. As that was what Angel Bluebell, along with Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, and the rest of us in The Four Aces Alliance did. We defended the innocent, and fought to our very last breath if need be, if that meant that innocent people would not wind up getting unnecessarily injured or killed. And it was then at that very same moment that Angel Bluebell decided, that even though the Sailor Senshi couldn't be involved in the current fight this time, that didn't mean however that that wound up applying to anyone of our other allies. And so with this in mind, Angel Bluebell then set about putting an on the spot plan that she had been thinking about at this very moment, into motion.

And as for what this plan was exactly? Well you see, about that. Because even before Angel Bluebell could even attempt to tell either Wedding Peach or any of our other allies that were still currently present. Something unexpected then proceeded to happen. And as for what this unexpected something was? Well...

"Whoa, wait what the heck?! Who is that girl, does she know that she's putting herself at risk fighting those possessed Pandora?!" The unmistakable voice of one Erza Scarlet had now proceeded to project and shout outwards with out of seemingly nowhere.

And then...

"Erza what are you talking about? Which girl are you referring...Oh come on! So is this going to be a new sort of running gag that I am going to be doing now?! As every time that I turn around to answer one of my allies when they have a question of theirs that I need to answer?! Only once I wind up turning towards where their voice is being projected, I wind up seeing the out of place thing, or in this case, a girl that I really didn't want to see being wind up involved in all of this?! Because here's the thing with that, if that is in fact the case here viewers! Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, as I was about to say to all of you. I really do hope that this isn't going to be a running gag! Now the thing is viewers, I am not saying that I don't like the usual running gag. I mean after all, Whose Line Is It Anyway had plenty of them. But, and I do mean but with this viewers, that was because of several reasons, as to why it was controllable by the person who was improvising. But in this particular case viewers, this isn't something that is controllable. And what I mean by this viewers, if that it happens, then it happens, as I have absolutely no control on when and if it does wind up happening. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the moment viewers, wouldn't you agree? So then viewers with this now in mind, what do you say that we get right back to the current chapter at hand now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

But then, just as soon as Angel Bluebell had gone and proceeded to finish her current fourth wall break moment...

"Hey, you with the long light blue hair? Did you just talk to the viewers?" The girl that Erza Scarlet had pointed out to having just recently happened onto the scene had now proceeded to quickly shout over to Angel Bluebell with. Which just after they had proceeded to say this statement of theirs, they had then proceeded to use the sword that they currently had in one of their hands, to deflect a strike that had been launched against her by Cassie Lockheart. Who had been attempting to use her left shard protrusion covered hand, to try and strike the girl with. Only for the girl in question to quickly parry, and then deflect the strike from Cassie, with the use of her sword.

And as for who this girl was? Well, she had waist-length straight pink hair, that also appeared to have bangs hanging over the right side of her face. She also appeared to have blue eyes, and she also looked to be taller than an usual average persons height. She was also currently wearing what appeared to be a dark blue blazer with red shorts, and her uniform appeared to also have the addition. Of what appeared to be a, ornamental shoulder piece on each of her outfits shoulders. And it was only then, that Angel Bluebell realized exactly who she was, and so with this in mind...

"Uh well Ms. Tenjou yes, yes I was just doing that. Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And to be honest here viewers, I wasn't exactly expecting or planning to involve her, or have her be involved in this. But unfortunately viewers, that is now no longer an option. Also let me now introduce, the one and only Utena Tenjou. You know viewers, the same Utena Tenjou from the well known anime Revolutionary Girl Utena? Yes indeed viewers, I did say that by the end of these four fanfics, that there was going to be at least one hundred different anime didn't I? Well as of this chapter, that number now currently stands, at forty-one. So that now leaves at least fifty-nine more to go. But for right now viewers, this now currently marks the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: May 10, 2065


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the current battle and fight at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after another very well 90s magical girl by the name of Utena Tenjou, had proceeded to happen onto the scene and the still currently ongoing fight at hand.

But as it would turn out, Utena wasn't going to be the only powerful female that was going to wind up making a surprise debut. And as for this very instance in question? Well you see, about that...

"Hey Bluebell, I figured that was you! So you go and abandon one of your old fanfics several years back, and you expect me not to return and say something about it to you?! And I see that you have moved on from that well without even a care haven't you?!" A very strong sounding, and yet very ticked off sounding female voice. That as it turned out, was also very identical sounding to that of Erza Scarlets. That had now proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell with out of seemingly nowhere. And just to add more of a complication to the current situation, they clearly sounded quite upset about what Angel Bluebell had gone and done to them.

But, as with regard as for who this female was? Well...

"Well to be fair Ms. Akashiya, you seem to fail to realize that the reason that I didn't find it necessary to continue My Adventures In Rosario And Vampire. Was due in a large part to the fact that I didn't find it to be logical enough to want to continue it! And I take it snaggletooth, that you brought that irritating succubus along with you as well? Hey Kurumu, how's it been? Has old snaggletooth here been giving you problems as she usually tends to do? Oh and Mizore, can you please come out from hiding behind that wall a couple feet back down the hallway behind us? Thank you so much, and you know for the record Ms. Shirayuki? I did always find your stalker like behavior to be off-putting. And also viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And just to give you viewers all a bit more context. Back in 2010, when these fanfics weren't as successful as they currently are now. I will admit, that some of the fanfics that were being written by me, Zachary, and Keiko back then. Well they were not exactly the best written. And 'My Adventures In Rosario and Vampire,' was one of those very fanfics. And so viewers, with this now out of the way let me now introduce, quite regrettably I might add. One Moka Akashiya, Kurumu Kurono, Yukari Sendo, and finally Mizore Shirayuki. And furthermore viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to speak up out of seemingly nowhere. Which just like most of the previous times this has already gone and happened. This has once again caused Angel Bluebell to be cutoff mid sentence, and fourth wall break as well. Which along with this, has also now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for the individual, who had decided to go and do this to Angel Bluebell this time? Well...

"So this is how you decide to confront the viewers about what you did?! You decide to..." Kurumu Kurono had now decided to proceed to yell quite angrily over to Angel Bluebell with out of seemingly nowhere.

And she would have continued to yell at Angel Bluebell, if Angel Bluebell didn't go and proceed to cut her off mid rant and sentence.

"Ah, so at last the buxom succubus speaks! And it is really great to see you as well Ms. Kurono, so thanks for asking! So, do you really want to continue this?! Because in case you haven't noticed, this is not exactly the greatest time to be interrupting things here! So let me make this as clear and precise of a response to you four as I possibly can! Either you're going to help us fight in freeing those two over there from the Nova's control. Or, if you decide to be a detriment to this, then do me and the rest of my present allies a favor, and just stay out of our way! Because to be quite honest with you Moka, I would hate to have my allies have to pick up you and your fellow teammates slack, because you couldn't be bothered to pull your weight! So snaggletooth, what's your play?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to yell back over to both Kurumu and Moka with in response.

And thankfully, this seemed to do the trick. And as for what this entailed? Well...

"Well, I see that you've at least improved in your aggression, so I guess I can't fault you for that now can I? So Bluebell, for old times sake then?" Moka had now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response with. And as a way of Moka meaning what she had said with her statement. She had also proceeded to follow this up, with a very warming and devious looking smile on her face. Which during this, she had also proceeded to bear her vampire fangs.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"A wise choice on your part Ms. Akashiya. So I guess that that makes up for the Sailor Senshi having to sit this fight out then. So in a way Ms. Akashiya, your sudden arrival has done its part. Which was having to save us from any sort of overtaxing from resulting from this fight. So yes Moka, for old times sake indeed! So Minna, lets save Cassie and Satellizer because it's showtime! Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And as for the upcoming battle viewers? Well you will just have to wait until the next chapter then won't you? Because for right now viewers, this does in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 79

Chapter 80: Angel Bluebells Version Of Hell!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: May 10, 2065


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the current battle and fight at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after another very well 90s magical girl by the name of Utena Tenjou, had proceeded to happen onto the scene and the still currently ongoing fight at hand.

But as it would turn out, Utena wasn't going to be the only powerful female that was going to wind up making a surprise debut. And as for this very instance in question? Well you see, about that...

"Hey Bluebell, I figured that was you! So you go and abandon one of your old fanfics several years back, and you expect me not to return and say something about it to you?! And I see that you have moved on from that well without even a care haven't you?!" A very strong sounding, and yet very ticked off sounding female voice. That as it turned out, was also very identical sounding to that of Erza Scarlets. That had now proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell with out of seemingly nowhere. And just to add more of a complication to the current situation, they clearly sounded quite upset about what Angel Bluebell had gone and done to them.

But, as with regard as for who this female was? Well...

"Well to be fair Ms. Akashiya, you seem to fail to realize that the reason that I didn't find it necessary to continue My Adventures In Rosario And Vampire. Was due in a large part to the fact that I didn't find it to be logical enough to want to continue it! And I take it snaggletooth, that you brought that irritating succubus along with you as well? Hey Kurumu, how's it been? Has old snaggletooth here been giving you problems as she usually tends to do? Oh and Mizore, can you please come out from hiding behind that wall a couple feet back down the hallway behind us? Thank you so much, and you know for the record Ms. Shirayuki? I did always find your stalker like behavior to be off-putting. And also viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And just to give you viewers all a bit more context. Back in 2010, when these fanfics weren't as successful as they currently are now. I will admit, that some of the fanfics that were being written by me, Zachary, and Keiko back then. Well they were not exactly the best written. And 'My Adventures In Rosario and Vampire,' was one of those very fanfics. And so viewers, with this now out of the way let me now introduce, quite regrettably I might add. One Moka Akashiya, Kurumu Kurono, Yukari Sendo, and finally Mizore Shirayuki. And furthermore viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to speak up out of seemingly nowhere. Which just like most of the previous times this has already gone and happened. This has once again caused Angel Bluebell to be cutoff mid sentence, and fourth wall break as well. Which along with this, has also now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for the individual, who had decided to go and do this to Angel Bluebell this time? Well...

"So this is how you decide to confront the viewers about what you did?! You decide to..." Kurumu Kurono had now decided to proceed to yell quite angrily over to Angel Bluebell with out of seemingly nowhere.

And she would have continued to yell at Angel Bluebell, if Angel Bluebell didn't go and proceed to cut her off mid rant and sentence.

"Ah, so at last the buxom succubus speaks! And it is really great to see you as well Ms. Kurono, so thanks for asking! So, do you really want to continue this?! Because in case you haven't noticed, this is not exactly the greatest time to be interrupting things here! So let me make this as clear and precise of a response to you four as I possibly can! Either you're going to help us fight in freeing those two over there from the Nova's control. Or, if you decide to be a detriment to this, then do me and the rest of my present allies a favor, and just stay out of our way! Because to be quite honest with you Moka, I would hate to have my allies have to pick up you and your fellow teammates slack, because you couldn't be bothered to pull your weight! So snaggletooth, what's your play?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to yell back over to both Kurumu and Moka with in response.

And thankfully, this seemed to do the trick. And as for what this entailed? Well...

"Well, I see that you've at least improved in your aggression, so I guess I can't fault you for that now can I? So Bluebell, for old times sake then?" Moka had now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response with. And as a way of Moka meaning what she had said with her statement. She had also proceeded to follow this up, with a very warming and devious looking smile on her face. Which during this, she had also proceeded to bear her vampire fangs.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"A wise choice on your part Ms. Akashiya. So I guess that that makes up for the Sailor Senshi having to sit this fight out then. So in a way Ms. Akashiya, your sudden arrival has done its part. Which was having to save us from any sort of overtaxing from resulting from this fight. So yes Moka, for old times sake indeed! So Minna, lets save Cassie and Satellizer because it's showtime! Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And as for the upcoming battle viewers? Well you will just have to wait until the next chapter then won't you? Because for right now viewers, this does in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: May 10, 2065


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after the one and only Moka Akashiya, had happened to appear on the scene. Along with one very buxom looking succubus, Kurumu Kurono. One female witch by the name of Yukari Sendo. And finally a Yuki Onna, or snow woman as she was more known as in mythological lore. As one Mizore Shirayuki, which as from what Angel Bluebell knew from having met her all of those years back, was quite the high level stalker sort of individual. You know, when it came to attempting to stare quite bizarrely at people that she either recognized. Because yes, Mizore was and still is quite the high level sort of stalker. Or, in the case of a certain male student of one Yokai Academy, someone that Mizore loved more then most things that had ever existed.

"And speaking of that male student in question viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, let me just go ahead and sort of address the currently lingering elephant in the room, as it were. Because for those of you who are going to wonder, where one Tsukune Aono is? Well viewers, he isn't going to be in this fanfic, or any of the other three fanfics either for this matter. And the reason as for why that is viewers? Well I sort of find it to be a 'necessary evil' of sorts, so too speak. Because to be plainly honest viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to speak up out of seemingly nowhere. Which just in the last chapter, had now proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence, and fourth wall break as well. But, even before one of Angel Bluebells eyes, had proceeded to even remotely start twitching again. Something unexpected, then proceeded to happen*"

And as for what this certain instance in question was? Well...

"There you are you filthy light blue haired trollop! Does thou know how long it took for me to find you?!" A currently unrecognizable, and yet also Victorian accented female voice. Had now proceeded to yell out over to Angel Bluebell quite angrily with. And though no one knew of who this voice belonged to, Angel Bluebell on the other hand did. And to be honest, Angel Bluebell wasn't exactly happy about knowing who she was either. Because the last time that Angel Bluebell had heard this voice, was in yet another failed fanfic, that her, Zachary, and Keiko, had decided to abandon several years back.

And as for who she was? Well you see, about that. Because this particular individual, who like that of Kurumu, was very buxom. And yet unlike Kurumu, she appeared to have very long blond hair. And was currently wearing a very long black and white dress. And then, without Angel Bluebell even having to attempt to turn around, to see who she was...

"Okay seriously?! So this is just going to be a running gag for me now?! Okay then I confess viewers, 'My Adventures In Rosario And Vampire,' was not the only fanfic that me, Zachary, and Keiko had abandoned several years back. Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And now once again viewers, let me now regrettably introduce one Sekirei Number 9: Tsukiumi. Yes viewers, so now you have a pretty good idea, as to why I am no longer a fan of harem related anime. So happy that Tsukiumi is here by the way viewers, can't you tell?! But anyway viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to speak up out of seemingly nowhere. Which just in the last chapter, had now proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence, and fourth wall break as well. But, even before one of Angel Bluebells eyes, had proceeded to even remotely start twitching again. Something unexpected, then proceeded to happen yet again*"

And then...

"Oh come on, are you serious?! Why is she here now?! So this is what's going to be happening now?! Cool, I am just so freaking happy about it! Can't you tell just how gosh darn happy I am?!" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say quite angrily with. As during when Angel Bluebell had proceeded to do her fourth wall break explanation to the viewers. Another familiar and buxom girl. Who unlike Tsukiumi, was wearing a somewhat revealing pink colored outfit. Along with somewhat black colored boots. Along with her wearing what appeared to be fingerless gloves, that one would use for hand to hand combat.

And as for who she was? Well...

"Oh why hello there Bluebell, it's been a while hasn't it?" The girl had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with. And like when Angel Bluebell had reacted to Tsukiumi not but a moment prior...

"Oh, well hello there Musubi," Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say back over to the now correctly identified Sekirei no. 88 'Musubi' in response with. Which during this, I had also taken notice of the fact. That Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to turn her attention along with her eyesight, slightly and briefly to the right of her. Which I knew that she had done, in order for her, to properly address the viewers.

And then...

"Okay, so does anyone else want to suddenly happen onto the scene or are we done now?! Because I am now starting to get quite sick of this!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to angrily say out of seemingly nowhere. And thankfully, when no one else proceeded to do so. Angel Bluebell then wound up breathing out a very audible sigh of relief.

"Okay then Minna, now we can do things properly. So get ready, because it's showtime!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say. Which during while Angel Bluebell had said this very same statement. She had proceeded to quickly draw her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, back towards, and then over her right armor clad shoulder.

And also, without Angel Bluebell even having to say a single word over to Moka or Kurumu, they apparently knew exactly what it was, that needed to be done.

And with this in mind, what with Moka proceeding to get into a battle ready stance. And Kurumu then proceeding to sprout her succubus wings, from her back from underneath her outfits top. They both then proceeded to spring into action. As Moka used her superhuman vampire agility, to quickly run towards, and then put the still possessed Cassie Lockheart into a very tight looking headlock, in order to prevent Cassie from escaping Moka's vice like grip.

And as for Kurumu? Well she wound up doing the exact same thing, only to Satellizer. And now, with both Moka and Kurumu now having done their part...

"Well, I see that you both still haven't lost your touch when it comes to combat. So sis, how about we do our do diligence, and save them both now, hmm?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say, while she still currently had her Saint Sword Of Bluebell drawn back and over her right armor clad shoulder.

"I thought you'd never ask Bluebell," Wedding Peach had then proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response with. As she also proceeded to ready her Saint Miroir.

And after this quick exchanging of words between them both, both Wedding Peach and Angel Bluebell, then proceeded to purify both Cassie and Satellizer.

"Saint Miroir...Bridal Flash!" Wedding Peach proceeded to shout out, as she did a complete spin. Which once the heart emblem on her Saint Miroir had glowed red. She then fired the usual purification attack from the heart emblem of her Saint Miroir, as it then made its way quite quickly, towards Cassie. Who at the moment, was still being restrained by Moka.

"Saint Sword Of Bluebell...Devil...Purification!~" Angel Bluebell also proceeded to shout out alongside Wedding Peach. And once the blade on Angel Bluebells Saint Sword Of Bluebell, had proceeded to glow its all familiar bright blue color. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to swing it, in a left horizontal swing in front of her. As she proceeded to fire her usual wave of bright blue purification energy, from her Saint Sword Of Bluebells blade.

But unfortunately, right before both of their respective purification attacks, had managed to make it to either Cassie or Satellizer, a bright flash of bright white light, had once again proceeded to expand quite quickly outwards from just in front of where both of Wedding Peach and Angel Bluebells respective purification attacks were about to hit their respective targets.

And as the bright white light in question proceeded to blind all of us temporarily again. Angel Bluebells only thought on her mind at that very moment, was which exact anime canon timeline, were we going to wind up in next?

"Well viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And as for the next upcoming form of anime media that me and the rest of my allies will be winding up in viewers? Well you will just have to wait until the next chapter then won't you? Because for right now viewers, this does in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 80

Chapter 81: Bloodshed And Iron!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: May 10, 2065


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after the one and only Moka Akashiya, had happened to appear on the scene. Along with one very buxom looking succubus, Kurumu Kurono. One female witch by the name of Yukari Sendo. And finally a Yuki Onna, or snow woman as she was more known as in mythological lore. As one Mizore Shirayuki, which as from what Angel Bluebell knew from having met her all of those years back, was quite the high level stalker sort of individual. You know, when it came to attempting to stare quite bizarrely at people that she either recognized. Because yes, Mizore was and still is quite the high level sort of stalker. Or, in the case of a certain male student of one Yokai Academy, someone that Mizore loved more then most things that had ever existed.

"And speaking of that male student in question viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, let me just go ahead and sort of address the currently lingering elephant in the room, as it were. Because for those of you who are going to wonder, where one Tsukune Aono is? Well viewers, he isn't going to be in this fanfic, or any of the other three fanfics either for this matter. And the reason as for why that is viewers? Well I sort of find it to be a 'necessary evil' of sorts, so too speak. Because to be plainly honest viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to speak up out of seemingly nowhere. Which just in the last chapter, had now proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence, and fourth wall break as well. But, even before one of Angel Bluebells eyes, had proceeded to even remotely start twitching again. Something unexpected, then proceeded to happen*"

And as for what this certain instance in question was? Well...

"There you are you filthy light blue haired trollop! Does thou know how long it took for me to find you?!" A currently unrecognizable, and yet also Victorian accented female voice. Had now proceeded to yell out over to Angel Bluebell quite angrily with. And though no one knew of who this voice belonged to, Angel Bluebell on the other hand did. And to be honest, Angel Bluebell wasn't exactly happy about knowing who she was either. Because the last time that Angel Bluebell had heard this voice, was in yet another failed fanfic, that her, Zachary, and Keiko, had decided to abandon several years back.

And as for who she was? Well you see, about that. Because this particular individual, who like that of Kurumu, was very buxom. And yet unlike Kurumu, she appeared to have very long blond hair. And was currently wearing a very long black and white dress. And then, without Angel Bluebell even having to attempt to turn around, to see who she was...

"Okay seriously?! So this is just going to be a running gag for me now?! Okay then I confess viewers, 'My Adventures In Rosario And Vampire,' was not the only fanfic that me, Zachary, and Keiko had abandoned several years back. Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And now once again viewers, let me now regrettably introduce one Sekirei Number 9: Tsukiumi. Yes viewers, so now you have a pretty good idea, as to why I am no longer a fan of harem related anime. So happy that Tsukiumi is here by the way viewers, can't you tell?! But anyway viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to speak up out of seemingly nowhere. Which just in the last chapter, had now proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off mid sentence, and fourth wall break as well. But, even before one of Angel Bluebells eyes, had proceeded to even remotely start twitching again. Something unexpected, then proceeded to happen yet again*"

And then...

"Oh come on, are you serious?! Why is she here now?! So this is what's going to be happening now?! Cool, I am just so freaking happy about it! Can't you tell just how gosh darn happy I am?!" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say quite angrily with. As during when Angel Bluebell had proceeded to do her fourth wall break explanation to the viewers. Another familiar and buxom girl. Who unlike Tsukiumi, was wearing a somewhat revealing pink colored outfit. Along with somewhat black colored boots. Along with her wearing what appeared to be fingerless gloves, that one would use for hand to hand combat.

And as for who she was? Well...

"Oh why hello there Bluebell, it's been a while hasn't it?" The girl had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with. And like when Angel Bluebell had reacted to Tsukiumi not but a moment prior...

"Oh, well hello there Musubi," Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say back over to the now correctly identified Sekirei no. 88 'Musubi' in response with. Which during this, I had also taken notice of the fact. That Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to turn her attention along with her eyesight, slightly and briefly to the right of her. Which I knew that she had done, in order for her, to properly address the viewers.

And then...

"Okay, so does anyone else want to suddenly happen onto the scene or are we done now?! Because I am now starting to get quite sick of this!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to angrily say out of seemingly nowhere. And thankfully, when no one else proceeded to do so. Angel Bluebell then wound up breathing out a very audible sigh of relief.

"Okay then Minna, now we can do things properly. So get ready, because it's showtime!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say. Which during while Angel Bluebell had said this very same statement. She had proceeded to quickly draw her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, back towards, and then over her right armor clad shoulder.

And also, without Angel Bluebell even having to say a single word over to Moka or Kurumu, they apparently knew exactly what it was, that needed to be done.

And with this in mind, what with Moka proceeding to get into a battle ready stance. And Kurumu then proceeding to sprout her succubus wings, from her back from underneath her outfits top. They both then proceeded to spring into action. As Moka used her superhuman vampire agility, to quickly run towards, and then put the still possessed Cassie Lockheart into a very tight looking headlock, in order to prevent Cassie from escaping Moka's vice like grip.

And as for Kurumu? Well she wound up doing the exact same thing, only to Satellizer. And now, with both Moka and Kurumu now having done their part...

"Well, I see that you both still haven't lost your touch when it comes to combat. So sis, how about we do our do diligence, and save them both now, hmm?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say, while she still currently had her Saint Sword Of Bluebell drawn back and over her right armor clad shoulder.

"I thought you'd never ask Bluebell," Wedding Peach had then proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response with. As she also proceeded to ready her Saint Miroir.

And after this quick exchanging of words between them both, both Wedding Peach and Angel Bluebell, then proceeded to purify both Cassie and Satellizer.

"Saint Miroir...Bridal Flash!" Wedding Peach proceeded to shout out, as she did a complete spin. Which once the heart emblem on her Saint Miroir had glowed red. She then fired the usual purification attack from the heart emblem of her Saint Miroir, as it then made its way quite quickly, towards Cassie. Who at the moment, was still being restrained by Moka.

"Saint Sword Of Bluebell...Devil...Purification!~" Angel Bluebell also proceeded to shout out alongside Wedding Peach. And once the blade on Angel Bluebells Saint Sword Of Bluebell, had proceeded to glow its all familiar bright blue color. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to swing it, in a left horizontal swing in front of her. As she proceeded to fire her usual wave of bright blue purification energy, from her Saint Sword Of Bluebells blade.

But unfortunately, right before both of their respective purification attacks, had managed to make it to either Cassie or Satellizer, a bright flash of bright white light, had once again proceeded to expand quite quickly outwards from just in front of where both of Wedding Peach and Angel Bluebells respective purification attacks were about to hit their respective targets.

And as the bright white light in question proceeded to blind all of us temporarily again. Angel Bluebells only thought on her mind at that very moment, was which exact anime canon timeline, were we going to wind up in next?

"Well viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And as for the next upcoming form of anime media that me and the rest of my allies will be winding up in viewers? Well you will just have to wait until the next chapter then won't you? Because for right now viewers, this does in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also doing this in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: May 18, 2011


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after several more individuals from Angel Bluebell, Zachary, and Keiko's fanfiction writing past. Had decided to make another unannounced debut back into our fanfics out seemingly nowhere. Which in this case, was in the form of two female characters, from the very poorly received harem anime 'Sekirei.' Which in the case of the two individuals, were Sekirei Number 9: Tsukiumi. And quite regrettably, Sekirei Number 88: Musubi.

But unfortunately, just to add salt into Angel Bluebells already very painful wounds, both Tsukiumi and Musubi. Along with Moka, Kurumu, Yukari, and Mizore. Were soon going to not be the only ones from their three fanfiction writing pasts, that were going to wind up making an unannounced reentry back into our fanfics.

But getting back to what went on in the tail end of the last chapter. Which was as the light that had proceeded to envelope the area that we had all been in back in the hallway at West Japan's Military Genetics Academy. Which was in the Freezing anime canon timeline during what was to be known, as The 10th Nova Clash. And with the light now once again proceeding to die down. I then noticed that Angel Bluebell, had then proceeded to quickly look around at our current surroundings, but more importantly behind her.

And sure enough, only a few of us had managed to remain. While the rest of our allies had once again just simply vanished out of existence. But yet I could tell Angel Bluebell somehow still knew, that we would be seeing them again at some point. And as with our currently still very much in motion Quantum Leap style anime canon timeline hopping? Well though neither me or Angel Bluebell did not realize it at the time, but this was going to continue to go on, for quite a while longer.

But, getting down to the current brass tax so too speak. And with regard to which of our allies had managed to stick around this time? Well apart from Eternal Sailor Moon, Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Sakura, Zachary, Li, Keiko, Misaka, Kuroko, Shokuhou, Erza, Wendy, Gray, Natsu, Lucy, and Juvia? Everyone of our other allies, had just simply vanished.

But as for the current area and current anime canon timeline that we had all wound up ending up in this time? Well you see, about that...

"Well, how nice it is to have some new visitors in our neck of the woods. Now please tell me, are you interested in changing your life for the better?" A very cute sounding, and yet still somehow a somewhat evil sounding voice, had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell, along with Eternal Sailor Moon, Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Sakura, Zachary, Li, Keiko, Misaka, Kuroko, Shokuhou, Erza, Wendy, Gray, Natsu, Lucy, and Juvia, out of seemingly nowhere with.

The only problem with this question being asked, was that Angel Bluebell, knew all too well who the voice belonged to. And how much of a severe and catastrophic detriment it would wind up being, if either Angel Bluebell, or anyone else in our alliance, was going to wind up accepting the offer that was just given to us. And so, with this thought of Angel Bluebells now very much in mind, she then proceeded to try to respond to the obvious trap that was being offered to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies. But as mentioned before, Angel Bluebell wasn't the only one, that knew who this was, and also of the obvious trap that was being offered to all of us. And as for who else knew of this? Well you see, about that with regard to Keiko...

"Fat chance Kyubey, you evil little stuffed chew toy! Because I know far too well exactly just what it is that you're really playing at! And I don't think that any of my currently present allies, are going to fall for your obvious trap either! So do me a big favor, take your so called offer, and stuff it!" Keiko had now proceeded to shout out quite angrily, to the now correctly identified Kyubey. Who as it turned out, did in fact look like a stuffed sort of animal like toy.

And then...

"Keiko, just what on earth has gotten into you all of the sudden?" Kuroko had now proceeded to ask over to Keiko, with a bit of obvious concern in her current tone.

And, as for Keiko and her response back to Kuroko...

"Kuroko, you need to understand why I am as upset as I am with regard to who that evil little stuffed mongrel of a toy is! Because while it may look cute, it has a very evil based agenda. Oh and viewers? Keiko by the way...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which Keiko then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order for her to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to briefly clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me now welcome you all to the anime canon timeline, of one Puella Magi Madoka Magica. I mean after all viewers, who hasn't heard of this anime? But anyway viewers, things in our four respective fanfiction perspectives, are about to get a whole lot more complicated. So viewers, with this now being said. Let us now continue onward with the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile, with both of her brown eyes closed. And also while Keiko currently has her head tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

But then, just after Keiko had proceeded to finish her current fourth wall break moment...

"I had a feeling that you weren't going to wind up accepting my offer. So let me now show you just how wrong of a decision that was on all of your parts. Oh Father, can you and Pain help me dispose of this worthless trash?" Kyubey had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. Which as Kyubey had proceeded to say this statement of theirs, their demeanor and tone, had then proceeded to suddenly shift, to that of what could only be described as pure evil.

And then, yet not at all surprisingly for that matter though...

"I was beginning to think that you would never ask Kyubey. Hello there Bluebell, did you..." Pain had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell, Eternal Sailor Moon, Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Sakura, Zachary, Li, Keiko, Misaka, Kuroko, Shokuhou, Erza, Wendy, Gray, Natsu, Lucy, and Juvia, with. Which was as he, and the rest of his ally delinquents. Of which several of them were still unable to attack us, or do damage to us in any way. Either because one of their hands had been previously burned or numbed, by Super Sailor Mars and her Mars Flame Sniper. Or that they had had their gut deservedly punched in, by the use of Natsu's Fire Dragon's Iron Fist.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her overall thought with regard to the current situation...

"Well I figured as much that that was going to wind up being your play Kyubey. As you know that you can't do anything on your own, so you wind up having to call in some grunts to do your dirty work for you. And that if I am not mistaken, makes you no different, from the likes of Sailor Galaxia, Raindevila, etcetera, etcetera. And by the way viewers? Angel Bluebell here again by the way, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And as for the next upcoming battle viewers? Well like last time, you will just have to wait until the next chapter. Because for right now viewers, this does in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 81

Chapter 82: The Swallow Return Strike!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: May 18, 2011


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after several more individuals from Angel Bluebell, Zachary, and Keiko's fanfiction writing past. Had decided to make another unannounced debut back into our fanfics out seemingly nowhere. Which in this case, was in the form of two female characters, from the very poorly received harem anime 'Sekirei.' Which in the case of the two individuals, were Sekirei Number 9: Tsukiumi. And quite regrettably, Sekirei Number 88: Musubi.

But unfortunately, just to add salt into Angel Bluebells already very painful wounds, both Tsukiumi and Musubi. Along with Moka, Kurumu, Yukari, and Mizore. Were soon going to not be the only ones from their three fanfiction writing pasts, that were going to wind up making an unannounced reentry back into our fanfics.

But getting back to what went on in the tail end of the last chapter. Which was as the light that had proceeded to envelope the area that we had all been in back in the hallway at West Japan's Military Genetics Academy. Which was in the Freezing anime canon timeline during what was to be known, as The 10th Nova Clash. And with the light now once again proceeding to die down. I then noticed that Angel Bluebell, had then proceeded to quickly look around at our current surroundings, but more importantly behind her.

And sure enough, only a few of us had managed to remain. While the rest of our allies had once again just simply vanished out of existence. But yet I could tell Angel Bluebell somehow still knew, that we would be seeing them again at some point. And as with our currently still very much in motion Quantum Leap style anime canon timeline hopping? Well though neither me or Angel Bluebell did not realize it at the time, but this was going to continue to go on, for quite a while longer.

But, getting down to the current brass tax so too speak. And with regard to which of our allies had managed to stick around this time? Well apart from Eternal Sailor Moon, Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Sakura, Zachary, Li, Keiko, Misaka, Kuroko, Shokuhou, Erza, Wendy, Gray, Natsu, Lucy, and Juvia? Everyone of our other allies, had just simply vanished.

But as for the current area and current anime canon timeline that we had all wound up ending up in this time? Well you see, about that...

"Well, how nice it is to have some new visitors in our neck of the woods. Now please tell me, are you interested in changing your life for the better?" A very cute sounding, and yet still somehow a somewhat evil sounding voice, had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell, along with Eternal Sailor Moon, Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Sakura, Zachary, Li, Keiko, Misaka, Kuroko, Shokuhou, Erza, Wendy, Gray, Natsu, Lucy, and Juvia, out of seemingly nowhere with.

The only problem with this question being asked, was that Angel Bluebell, knew all too well who the voice belonged to. And how much of a severe and catastrophic detriment it would wind up being, if either Angel Bluebell, or anyone else in our alliance, was going to wind up accepting the offer that was just given to us. And so, with this thought of Angel Bluebells now very much in mind, she then proceeded to try to respond to the obvious trap that was being offered to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies. But as mentioned before, Angel Bluebell wasn't the only one, that knew who this was, and also of the obvious trap that was being offered to all of us. And as for who else knew of this? Well you see, about that with regard to Keiko...

"Fat chance Kyubey, you evil little stuffed chew toy! Because I know far too well exactly just what it is that you're really playing at! And I don't think that any of my currently present allies, are going to fall for your obvious trap either! So do me a big favor, take your so called offer, and stuff it!" Keiko had now proceeded to shout out quite angrily, to the now correctly identified Kyubey. Who as it turned out, did in fact look like a stuffed sort of animal like toy.

And then...

"Keiko, just what on earth has gotten into you all of the sudden?" Kuroko had now proceeded to ask over to Keiko, with a bit of obvious concern in her current tone.

And, as for Keiko and her response back to Kuroko...

"Kuroko, you need to understand why I am as upset as I am with regard to who that evil little stuffed mongrel of a toy is! Because while it may look cute, it has a very evil based agenda. Oh and viewers? Keiko by the way...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which Keiko then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order for her to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to briefly clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me now welcome you all to the anime canon timeline, of one Puella Magi Madoka Magica. I mean after all viewers, who hasn't heard of this anime? But anyway viewers, things in our four respective fanfiction perspectives, are about to get a whole lot more complicated. So viewers, with this now being said. Let us now continue onward with the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile, with both of her brown eyes closed. And also while Keiko currently has her head tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

But then, just after Keiko had proceeded to finish her current fourth wall break moment...

"I had a feeling that you weren't going to wind up accepting my offer. So let me now show you just how wrong of a decision that was on all of your parts. Oh Father, can you and Pain help me dispose of this worthless trash?" Kyubey had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. Which as Kyubey had proceeded to say this statement of theirs, their demeanor and tone, had then proceeded to suddenly shift, to that of what could only be described as pure evil.

And then, yet not at all surprisingly for that matter though...

"I was beginning to think that you would never ask Kyubey. Hello there Bluebell, did you..." Pain had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell, Eternal Sailor Moon, Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Sakura, Zachary, Li, Keiko, Misaka, Kuroko, Shokuhou, Erza, Wendy, Gray, Natsu, Lucy, and Juvia, with. Which was as he, and the rest of his ally delinquents. Of which several of them were still unable to attack us, or do damage to us in any way. Either because one of their hands had been previously burned or numbed, by Super Sailor Mars and her Mars Flame Sniper. Or that they had had their gut deservedly punched in, by the use of Natsu's Fire Dragon's Iron Fist.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her overall thought with regard to the current situation...

"Well I figured as much that that was going to wind up being your play Kyubey. As you know that you can't do anything on your own, so you wind up having to call in some grunts to do your dirty work for you. And that if I am not mistaken, makes you no different, from the likes of Sailor Galaxia, Raindevila, etcetera, etcetera. And by the way viewers? Angel Bluebell here again by the way, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And as for the next upcoming battle viewers? Well like last time, you will just have to wait until the next chapter. Because for right now viewers, this does in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: May 18, 2011


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after we had ended up in the ever so popular and well known anime canon timeline of one Puella Magi Madoka Magica. Which quite predictably I might add, we had wound up pretty much instantly having a run in, with everyone's favorite evil stuffed abomination of a chew toy, Kyubey.

But, as with regard to what was about to happen, what with our still ongoing fight against Pain, his six sad excuses for allies. Along with Father, and now Kyubey as well. Me, Keiko, and Angel Bluebell were all about to learn, that all of our quite strong and warranted hatred, for any type of harem based anime content or media, was about to be tested to its breaking point. And sure enough, as Angel Bluebell was about to go and answer Pain's quite frankly sad and pathetic attempt for an introduction. After he and his so called allied delinquents, had been displaced by the bright white wave of light from several chapters back...

"Uh excuse me? I seem to have gotten lost, can you perhaps point me in the direction..." A somewhat seductive sounding female voice. That was surprisingly somewhat identical to that of both Tsukiumi, Erza, and Moka's voices respectively, had now proceeded to call out to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies that were currently present with.

And, as a tickmark now proceeded to then justifiably find its way onto one side of Angel Bluebells face. And also while Angel Bluebell had proceeded to take her free right hand, and then ball it quite tightly into a fist. And all while Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to close both of her light blue eyes, and then also proceeded to display a very ticked off expression on her face...

"Okay, so at first this was just a minor inconvenience to me! But now, it is just become downright annoying, along with being completely intolerable! Because for the record Seraphim, no offense to you of course by the way. But I am just honestly not really in the bloody mood right now, to be dealing with anyone else from another harem based anime canon timeline! And for the record viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And so let me now introduce, once again quite regrettably I might add, one vampire ninja Seraphim, from the 'Is This A Zombie?' anime canon timeline. So yeah viewers, still not happy that this is now starting to become a running gag that is being played on me! And here I thought, that both Potamos and Petora were bad? A little Heath Ledger's Joker there for you viewers, you're welcome by the way. But anyway viewers, I think that I will just dispense with my current fourth wall break to you all for now. And we will just get back into the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And then, just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to end her current fourth wall break moment...

"There you are Bluebell, sorry for the four of us...Wait, who is she?" The unmistakable voice of one Moka Akashiya had now proceeded to start to say over to Angel Bluebell with. Only to be stopped midway through her statement, once she had caught site of Seraphim.

But as for Angel Bluebell, even before she was able to try and clear up any sort of current confusion on Moka's end. Seraphim sort of wound up beating Angel Bluebell to it. And as for her response over to Moka? Well...

"I am Seraphim, a vampire ninja. I am a practitioner of the Swallow Return Strike, my special skill, is the Swallow Return Strike. And my hobby..." Seraphim proceeded to say back over to Moka with in response. Only for Seraphim to then be cutoff midway through her statement. And as for who it was that had decided to go and do this this time? Well you see, about that, because that much should have been pretty obvious...

"Okay shut up, we get it! You love one of your attacks way too much for your own good!" Kurumu Kurono, who had accompanied Moka, along with Yukari, and Mizore.

But then...

"My trollop, well don't thou just have a sharp tongue?" The now unmistakable voice of Tsukiumi had now proceeded to say over to Kurumu out of seemingly nowhere with.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well to be fair Tsukiumi, she does sometimes have an issue with controlling her temper. Which to be honest viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to try and say this back to Tsukiumi in response. Only once Angel Bluebell had proceeded to try and turn her attention over towards her right, in order for her to address the viewers. Kurumu had then decided to cut Angel Bluebell off midway through her sentence, and at the start of Angel Bluebells fourth wall break moment. Which like all of the other times that this had gone and happened, this had now gone and caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to start visibly twitching again*"

And as for Kurumu, and her anger induced response over to Angel Bluebell...

"Hey, no one asked for you to chime in for the record!" Kurumu had then proceeded to shout quite angrily over to Angel Bluebell with in response.

But, as for Angel Bluebell and her response back to Kurumu...

"Well to be fair Ms. Kurono, no one asked me to not chime in," Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to say back over to Kurumu with in response. Which while Angel Bluebell had proceeded to go and say this statement of hers back over to Kurumu. Angel Bluebell was now once again wearing a very cheeky and smug looking smirk on her face.

And sure enough, as Angel Bluebell had intended with regard to her response back over to Kurumu...

"Wait, what did you just say to me?" Kurumu had now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell with in response. The only difference from her previous statement this time, was being that her face was now filled with an obviously confused looking expression.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her response back to Kurumu...

"Exactly Ms. Kurono, exactly! Angel Bluebell here again by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So as for the still ongoing battle viewers? Well like last time, you will wind up reading about that in the next chapter. But for right now viewers, this does in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 82

Chapter 83: Dragging Brakes!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello there viewers...Keiko here again...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which Keiko then proceeds to bring her attention and eyesight back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...

Now then viewers, this particular chapter is going to be yet a non action packed filler chapter. So viewers for this chapter, we will covering 5 more transportation related accidents. More specifically viewers, we will be covering three maritime shipping accidents, and two aviation incidents in this particular chapter. And all three of the maritime accidents in some form or another, a well known for their own respective reasons. And as for the two aviation incidents? Well one is an actual disaster, while the other is one of the most infamous acts of terror in the history of aviation...

And we will start viewers, by going all the way back to April 7 of 1990. Which on this particular day, the car and passenger ferry MS Scandinavian Star was conducting a crossing from Oslo, Norway, to Frederikshavn, Denmark...

And at about 2 a.m. local time, a fire broke out on one of the lower decks of the ship. But it was discovered by a passenger and was brought to the attention of the receptionist. However, the fire spread from deck 3 to 4, and then stopped at deck 5. However, the stairwell and ceilings acted as chimneys for the fire to spread. And although the bulkheads were made of a steel structure with asbestos wall boards, a melamine resin laminate was used as a decorative covering and proved extremely flammable in subsequent testing, which unfortunately played a big role, in spreading the fire throughout deck 3. The burning laminates produced toxic hydrogen cyanide and carbon monoxide. To which the fire then spread to deck 4 and deck 5...

And tragically, out of all of those on board,159 people were killed...

And now viewers, we will be moving onto the next maritime accident in this chapter. And to do this, we are now going to be going forward a bit in time, all the way to September 28, 1994...

When on this day, the passenger and car ferry MS Estonia, was conducting a crossing, with 989 passengers and crew on board. But tragically, an improperly done weld on the ferries visor. Which was designed to stop sea water from getting into the ferries many car decks, wound up failing. And in just an hour, the ship sank, killing a total of 852 of the 989 passengers and crew on board. Which makes it one of the deadliest recent maritime accidents, since the sinking of the Titanic...

And now viewers, for the third maritime disaster in this non action packed filler chapter, we will be going to the date of March 6, 1987...

And on this particular date, the ship MS Herald Of Free Enterprise, left her berth in Zeebrugge inner harbor at 6:05 pm. And was a crew of 80, 459 passengers, 81 cars, three buses and 47 trucks. But tragically, as she passed the outer mole at 6:24 pm, she wound up suddenly capsizing in a span of only four minutes. The cause of this tragedy? Well when the ferry reached 18.9 knots, or 35.0 km/h, or 21.7 mph. For those of you who want the other conversions with regard to the Herald's speed. But anyway, 90 seconds after leaving the harbor, water began to enter the car deck in large quantities. And sadly, the resulting free surface effect destroyed her stability. And in a matter of seconds, the ship began to list 30 degrees to port. And though the ship did wind up briefly righting herself, the point of no return had already been passed. As the Herald simply wound up listing to port once more, and thus wound up capsizing. An event lasting only a mere 90 seconds. But yet still wound up in the deaths of 193 people. All because of the MS Herald Of Free Enterprise leaving port, with both of her bow doors still fully open. A tragedy, that was completely preventable...

And now viewers, we will now be moving onto one of the two aviation incidents in this particular chapter...

And as for the first one? Well we will now be going to the date of December 21, 1988. In which Pan American Airway Flight 103, a Boeing 747 named 'Clipper Maid Of The Seas,' was conducting an overseas flight, from London to New York. On board, were three pilots, 13 flight attendants, and 243 passengers...

And sadly as Pan Am Flight 103, call sign 'Clipper 103' leveled off at its cruising altitude of 31,000, or FL310, or Flight Level 310. A bomb situated in the forward cargo hold, wound up tearing the plane apart in mid air. Killing all 259 passengers and crew on board Flight 103, and a further 11 people on the ground in Lockerbie, Scotland. And as for those who were responsible? Well it is painfully obvious, as Libya was deemed ultimately responsible for the bombing of Flight 103. And interestingly enough, a brother in law of one then Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi, who was deemed responsible for the bombing of Flight 103, was deemed responsible for the bombing of UTA Flight 722...

But anyway viewers, we will now be moving onto the last transportation incident of this chapter. And for this one, we will be heading to June 18, 1998...

And on this date, Propair Flight 420, which was a domestic charter flight from Montreal, Quebec to Peterborough, Ontario. On the day of the accident Flight 420 was being operated by a Fairchild Metroliner SA226...

The pilot of the flight, was 35-year-old Captain Jean Provencher. He began his pilot career as a first officer on the type in November 1986 to May 1996. He served as captain and as check pilot on similar aircraft types for several air carriers. In May 1996, he was hired by Propair as company chief pilot. He had accumulated a total of 6,515 flying hours, of which 4,200 of them were on the type. ..

And the co-pilot of Propair Flight 420, was 35-year-old Walter Stricker. Stricker began his pilot career in June 1995. And in March 1998, he was hired as a first officer by Propair. He earned his first officer endorsement on May 9 and started his training and line check phase on May 13. He had accumulated a total of 2,730 flying hours, of which 93 of them were on the type...

But sadly, the aircraft wound up suffering an in-flight fire shortly after take-off from Dorval, due to the left hand wheel brakes being locked on the takeoff roll, resulting in what's known as 'Brake Drag.' And though the crew elected to conduct an emergency landing at Montreal–Mirabel International Airport. The intense heat of the fire wound up causing a structural failure in the left wing, during the landing at Mirabel. Which wound up resulting in the left wing coming apart, and the aircraft rolling completely inverted until it was completely upside down. And tragically, wound up causing deaths of all 11 passengers and crew on board...

But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this non action packed filler chapter. And we will be getting right back into the action in the next chapter. So viewers, from me, Angel Bluebell, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we all look forward to seeing you lot in the next chapter, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her brown eyes closed, and also while she has her head tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 83

Chapter 84: Breaking Not Quite Badly!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: May 18, 2011


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after we had ended up in the ever so popular and well known anime canon timeline of one Puella Magi Madoka Magica. Which quite predictably I might add, we had wound up pretty much instantly having a run in, with everyone's favorite evil stuffed abomination of a chew toy, Kyubey.

But, as with regard to what was about to happen, what with our still ongoing fight against Pain, his six sad excuses for allies. Along with Father, and now Kyubey as well. Me, Keiko, and Angel Bluebell were all about to learn, that all of our quite strong and warranted hatred, for any type of harem based anime content or media, was about to be tested to its breaking point. And sure enough, as Angel Bluebell was about to go and answer Pain's quite frankly sad and pathetic attempt for an introduction. After he and his so called allied delinquents, had been displaced by the bright white wave of light from several chapters back...

"Uh excuse me? I seem to have gotten lost, can you perhaps point me in the direction..." A somewhat seductive sounding female voice. That was surprisingly somewhat identical to that of both Tsukiumi, Erza, and Moka's voices respectively, had now proceeded to call out to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies that were currently present with.

And, as a tickmark now proceeded to then justifiably find its way onto one side of Angel Bluebells face. And also while Angel Bluebell had proceeded to take her free right hand, and then ball it quite tightly into a fist. And all while Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to close both of her light blue eyes, and then also proceeded to display a very ticked off expression on her face...

"Okay, so at first this was just a minor inconvenience to me! But now, it is just become downright annoying, along with being completely intolerable! Because for the record Seraphim, no offense to you of course by the way. But I am just honestly not really in the bloody mood right now, to be dealing with anyone else from another harem based anime canon timeline! And for the record viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...And so let me now introduce, once again quite regrettably I might add, one vampire ninja Seraphim, from the 'Is This A Zombie?' anime canon timeline. So yeah viewers, still not happy that this is now starting to become a running gag that is being played on me! And here I thought, that both Potamos and Petora were bad? A little Heath Ledger's Joker there for you viewers, you're welcome by the way. But anyway viewers, I think that I will just dispense with my current fourth wall break to you all for now. And we will just get back into the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And then, just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to end her current fourth wall break moment...

"There you are Bluebell, sorry for the four of us...Wait, who is she?" The unmistakable voice of one Moka Akashiya had now proceeded to start to say over to Angel Bluebell with. Only to be stopped midway through her statement, once she had caught site of Seraphim.

But as for Angel Bluebell, even before she was able to try and clear up any sort of current confusion on Moka's end. Seraphim sort of wound up beating Angel Bluebell to it. And as for her response over to Moka? Well...

"I am Seraphim, a vampire ninja. I am a practitioner of the Swallow Return Strike, my special skill, is the Swallow Return Strike. And my hobby..." Seraphim proceeded to say back over to Moka with in response. Only for Seraphim to then be cutoff midway through her statement. And as for who it was that had decided to go and do this this time? Well you see, about that, because that much should have been pretty obvious...

"Okay shut up, we get it! You love one of your attacks way too much for your own good!" Kurumu Kurono, who had accompanied Moka, along with Yukari, and Mizore.

But then...

"My trollop, well don't thou just have a sharp tongue?" The now unmistakable voice of Tsukiumi had now proceeded to say over to Kurumu out of seemingly nowhere with.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well to be fair Tsukiumi, she does sometimes have an issue with controlling her temper. Which to be honest viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to try and say this back to Tsukiumi in response. Only once Angel Bluebell had proceeded to try and turn her attention over towards her right, in order for her to address the viewers. Kurumu had then decided to cut Angel Bluebell off midway through her sentence, and at the start of Angel Bluebells fourth wall break moment. Which like all of the other times that this had gone and happened, this had now gone and caused one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to start visibly twitching again*"

And as for Kurumu, and her anger induced response over to Angel Bluebell...

"Hey, no one asked for you to chime in for the record!" Kurumu had then proceeded to shout quite angrily over to Angel Bluebell with in response.

But, as for Angel Bluebell and her response back to Kurumu...

"Well to be fair Ms. Kurono, no one asked me to not chime in," Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to say back over to Kurumu with in response. Which while Angel Bluebell had proceeded to go and say this statement of hers back over to Kurumu. Angel Bluebell was now once again wearing a very cheeky and smug looking smirk on her face.

And sure enough, as Angel Bluebell had intended with regard to her response back over to Kurumu...

"Wait, what did you just say to me?" Kurumu had now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell with in response. The only difference from her previous statement this time, was being that her face was now filled with an obviously confused looking expression.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her response back to Kurumu...

"Exactly Ms. Kurono, exactly! Angel Bluebell here again by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So as for the still ongoing battle viewers? Well like last time, you will wind up reading about that in the next chapter. But for right now viewers, this does in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: May 18, 2011


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Moka Akashiya, along with Kurumu Kurono, Yukari Sendo, Mizore Shirayuki, Tsukiumi, Musubi, and the just recently arrived vampire ninja Seraphim. Who was from the Is This A Zombie? anime canon timeline.

But, as with regard to our currently still ongoing fight against Kyubey, Father, and Pain along with his five sad excuses for allies of his Six Paths Of Pain group. Things were about to be taken up another notch.

"And don't I know it viewers! Mind you viewers, I am not meaning what I say with regard to that statement, in the sense of how like one well known chef Emeril Lagasse usually tends to take it up a notch so too speak. But I honestly don't think viewers, that it is really that far off from being the case here either. Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So viewers, I think that I will just leave this current fourth wall break moment of mine at that for now. And I will just have us get back to the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

But then, just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to go and finish her fourth wall break moment. Which was actually quite a bit shorter then it usually tended to be...

"What the heck, who on earth is that girl?! How dare she interrupt this fight of ours!" Father had now proceeded to say quite angrily out of seemingly nowhere with.

But, as Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to briefly turn to her right, and towards the direction in which Father had just gone and projected his voice. Both of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, then wound up taking immediate notice, of the appearance of both Cassie Lockheart, and Satellizer El Bridget respectively.

And judging by the fact that they both still had the sharp shard like protrusions sticking out of their backs. And along with both of their eyes lacking any sort of what would be considered to be basic human expression or emotion. This had immediately clued Angel Bluebell in, that both her and Wedding Peach, had been unable to purify either of them. A minor setback, but as with what was still about to happen? Well it wasn't exactly going to be a minor setback like this was. In fact, just as a way to hammer this clear and obvious fact home...

"What the heck, who is she?!" One of Pains so called allies of his Six Paths Of Pain group. One of the only remaining in fact, that had not yet been rendered unable to fight just yet. But as Angel Bluebell then proceeded, to look over to her right, and towards where Pains so called ally had been projecting their voice towards not but a moment prior.

Both of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, were then met by a female, who at the moment was wearing what appeared to be the West Japan's Genetics Military Academy uniform. But, unlike Cassie and Satellizer, this woman had long white hair with one bang, which was colored crimson, and covered her forehead as well a part of her right eye.

But then all of the sudden, she then started to glow. And upon Angel Bluebell, our allies, along with everyone else that was present. Then proceeding to witness several shard like protrusions sprout on multiple parts of her body. And with her eyes then proceeding to glow a bright white color. She then grew several feet taller, and then proceeded to morph quite quickly, into a very large and yet all too familiar looking mech based creature. Which from what Angel Bluebell knew about the Freezing anime, was known throughout that particular anime canon timeline, as a Nova.

And then...

"Okay well that was unexpected! But just look at the size of that thing! And that definitely takes the cake for being one of the largest monsters I have ever seen!" Natsu Dragneel had proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere with. With quite a bit of surprise and shock to his current tone of voice.

And then, as for Angel Bluebell with her cheeky and smug sounding response over to Natsu...

"Yes indeed Natsu, and I will bet dollars to donuts, that it probably ate that cake as well too! Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So yeah, a bit of stuff to unpack for you viewers. With regard to those of you, who don't have even the foggiest idea what just happened. So, the girl that you just read about having turned into a Nova? Well, that is one Amelia Evans from the Freezing anime canon timeline. And as for why she wound up suddenly turning into a Nova? Well that has to do with a drug called the 'Mark IV Enhancement.' As what you just read about with her turning into a Nova, was the catastrophic side effect to it. And this viewers, is going to wind up complicating things quite a bit for me and the rest of my allies of The Four Aces Alliance. But I assure you viewers, that it is still not something that we can't handle ourselves. I mean after all viewers, we fought against Sailor Galaxia several times, and each time with limited trouble. So I don't see this being any different. So viewers for right now, this does in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 84

Chapter 85: An Accelerating Turn Of Sudden Events!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: May 18, 2011


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And just after Moka Akashiya, along with Kurumu Kurono, Yukari Sendo, Mizore Shirayuki, Tsukiumi, Musubi, and the just recently arrived vampire ninja Seraphim. Who was from the Is This A Zombie? anime canon timeline.

But, as with regard to our currently still ongoing fight against Kyubey, Father, and Pain along with his five sad excuses for allies of his Six Paths Of Pain group. Things were about to be taken up another notch.

"And don't I know it viewers! Mind you viewers, I am not meaning what I say with regard to that statement, in the sense of how like one well known chef Emeril Lagasse usually tends to take it up a notch so too speak. But I honestly don't think viewers, that it is really that far off from being the case here either. Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So viewers, I think that I will just leave this current fourth wall break moment of mine at that for now. And I will just have us get back to the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

But then, just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to go and finish her fourth wall break moment. Which was actually quite a bit shorter then it usually tended to be...

"What the heck, who on earth is that girl?! How dare she interrupt this fight of ours!" Father had now proceeded to say quite angrily out of seemingly nowhere with.

But, as Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to briefly turn to her right, and towards the direction in which Father had just gone and projected his voice. Both of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, then wound up taking immediate notice, of the appearance of both Cassie Lockheart, and Satellizer El Bridget respectively.

And judging by the fact that they both still had the sharp shard like protrusions sticking out of their backs. And along with both of their eyes lacking any sort of what would be considered to be basic human expression or emotion. This had immediately clued Angel Bluebell in, that both her and Wedding Peach, had been unable to purify either of them. A minor setback, but as with what was still about to happen? Well it wasn't exactly going to be a minor setback like this was. In fact, just as a way to hammer this clear and obvious fact home...

"What the heck, who is she?!" One of Pains so called allies of his Six Paths Of Pain group. One of the only remaining in fact, that had not yet been rendered unable to fight just yet. But as Angel Bluebell then proceeded, to look over to her right, and towards where Pains so called ally had been projecting their voice towards not but a moment prior.

Both of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, were then met by a female, who at the moment was wearing what appeared to be the West Japan's Genetics Military Academy uniform. But, unlike Cassie and Satellizer, this woman had long white hair with one bang, which was colored crimson, and covered her forehead as well a part of her right eye.

But then all of the sudden, she then started to glow. And upon Angel Bluebell, our allies, along with everyone else that was present. Then proceeding to witness several shard like protrusions sprout on multiple parts of her body. And with her eyes then proceeding to glow a bright white color. She then grew several feet taller, and then proceeded to morph quite quickly, into a very large and yet all too familiar looking mech based creature. Which from what Angel Bluebell knew about the Freezing anime, was known throughout that particular anime canon timeline, as a Nova.

And then...

"Okay well that was unexpected! But just look at the size of that thing! And that definitely takes the cake for being one of the largest monsters I have ever seen!" Natsu Dragneel had proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere with. With quite a bit of surprise and shock to his current tone of voice.

And then, as for Angel Bluebell with her cheeky and smug sounding response over to Natsu...

"Yes indeed Natsu, and I will bet dollars to donuts, that it probably ate that cake as well too! Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So yeah, a bit of stuff to unpack for you viewers. With regard to those of you, who don't have even the foggiest idea what just happened. So, the girl that you just read about having turned into a Nova? Well, that is one Amelia Evans from the Freezing anime canon timeline. And as for why she wound up suddenly turning into a Nova? Well that has to do with a drug called the 'Mark IV Enhancement.' As what you just read about with her turning into a Nova, was the catastrophic side effect to it. And this viewers, is going to wind up complicating things quite a bit for me and the rest of my allies of The Four Aces Alliance. But I assure you viewers, that it is still not something that we can't handle ourselves. I mean after all viewers, we fought against Sailor Galaxia several times, and each time with limited trouble. So I don't see this being any different. So viewers for right now, this does in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: May 18, 2011


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. Which was just after one Amelia Evans had proceeded to succumb to the catastrophically dangerous side effects of the Mark IV Enhancement Drug. Which had wound up resulting in her transforming into a Nova, and as a result had now complicated things.

But as it turned out, when it came to knowing quite a lot with regard to the magic that Angel Bluebell and the rest of us possessed. It was then that Angel Bluebell wound up coming up with a brilliant idea, that would help us quite a bit with combating the Unknown Type Nova, that was once Amelia Evans. And even more importantly, would wind up freeing both Cassie Lockheart, and Satellizer El Bridget, from the Nova's control. And so, with this idea and line of thought still very much present on Angel Bluebells mind...

"Sakura, Zachary! I think it is time for a massive change of perspective don't you? So Minna, let us now get ready to 'think Big,' okay? And lets show this Nova the power of The Four Aces Alliance! So Minna with that being said, it's showtime!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say over to both Zachary and Sakura with. Which once Angel Bluebell was about partway through her saying her current statement over to both Zachary and Sakura. Sakura had then proceeded, to pull out the very Star Card, that Angel Bluebell had been insinuating with the play on words portion of her statement.

But what Angel Bluebell was not expecting, was for Zachary to also then proceed to pull out two more Star Cards. And at first Angel Bluebell had no idea what these other two Star Cards were that Zachary had just pulled out. But, upon taking a quick bit of thought based consideration on Angel Bluebell part. She was then able to realize, that both Zachary and Sakura, were about to kill two birds with one stone. Well mind you, that isn't exactly the case, but you know what Angel Bluebell meant.

And sure enough...

"Big! Shield! Erase!" Zachary and Sakura had then proceeded to chant together in unison. As both Zachary and Sakura proceeded to throw the three Star Cards up into the air. And as the three proceeded to spin in place. Both Zachary and Sakura proceeded to raise their respective Star staffs towards them.

Which in a brief flash of bright white light, Angel Bluebell and the rest of our respective perspectives, went from being ground level, to being eye level with the Unknown Type Nova, that was once Amelia Evans. Which meant that the Big Card had just done its job. But as for the Shield Card and the Erase Card? Well as the Shield Card spirit had proceeded to briefly encase both Cassie and Satellizer in its barrier, the Erase Card spirit then proceeded to remove the control that the Nova had had on both of them. Which resulted in the Big Card also proceeding to do its magic on the both of them as well.

And, as a way to help compound that both the Shield Card and the Erase Card had done their job as well...

"W-where am I? What just happened? And why am I so tall?!" The panicked sounding voice of one Satellizer El Bridget, had now proceeded to shout out quite loudly with. Only once she had proceeded to then realize just how tall she and Cassie Lockheart now were alongside the rest of us. Only then did she then proceed to attempt, quite unsuccessfully I might add, to pull the skirt portion of her West Japan Genetics Military Academy uniform down.

Which not surprisingly, had now proceeded to have Angel Bluebell look on. With a small dotted eye looking expression,

"Well to be honest here viewers, if I had been in her current position with regard to her current predicament. Then I would have probably wound up doing the exact same thing. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So yeah viewers, I think that it is pretty justifiable as to why Satellizer El Bridget and Cassie Lockheart are embarrassed right now. So yeah, I will just leave that at that. As I am still wanting to make sure that, these four fanfics are as family friendly as possible, you know?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently giving a clearly embarrassed looking expression while closing both of her light blue eyes. And a sweatdrop has also now proceeded to appear, and then proceeds to slowly make its way down the same side of Angel Bluebells face that it had just appeared on not but a second prior. To which the sweatdrop then proceeds to disappear, along with Angel Bluebell then proceeding to open both of her light blue eyes back up again. In order for Angel Bluebell, to continue to properly address the viewers*...So yea, I think that I will just dispense with this current fourth wall break moment of mine. And we will just get back to the chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Okay, so getting away from Angel Bluebells current fourth wall break moment, and back to the still ongoing situation at hand…

"Wait hold a second here Bluebell, so are you saying that…" The voice of Lucy Heartfilia, had now proceeded to start to shout out out of seemingly nowhere with. Well mind you, she was more asking then she was either shouting or yelling this statement of hers out. And she would have finished her statement, if Angel Bluebell didn't then go and proceed to cut her off midway through her statement.

"Yes Lucy, they can! Now can you please not finish that statement of yours?! These four fanfics still need to remain as family friendly as possible, thank you! Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers…*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*…So yeah viewers, not the most ideal if I'm honest. But the good news is that most of us were already planned for this eventually. I mean after all viewers, why do you think me, Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, along with Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, and Super Sailor Pluto all happen to wear pretty much full body style leotards? My point exactly viewers. Heck even Keiko and Misaka both wear their own respective pairs of shorts under each of their respective Tokiwadai Middle School uniforms way too short for their own good skirts. I mean, who knew that such a design choice on all of our parts, would wind up having such a positive benefit? I mean mind you viewers I did know, but that's not the point that I am trying to convey here. But anyway viewers for right now, this does in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 85

Chapter 86: Attack Of The 100 Foot Four Aces Alliance!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: May 18, 2011


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. Which was just after one Amelia Evans had proceeded to succumb to the catastrophically dangerous side effects of the Mark IV Enhancement Drug. Which had wound up resulting in her transforming into a Nova, and as a result had now complicated things.

But as it turned out, when it came to knowing quite a lot with regard to the magic that Angel Bluebell and the rest of us possessed. It was then that Angel Bluebell wound up coming up with a brilliant idea, that would help us quite a bit with combating the Unknown Type Nova, that was once Amelia Evans. And even more importantly, would wind up freeing both Cassie Lockheart, and Satellizer El Bridget, from the Nova's control. And so, with this idea and line of thought still very much present on Angel Bluebells mind...

"Sakura, Zachary! I think it is time for a massive change of perspective don't you? So Minna, let us now get ready to 'think Big,' okay? And lets show this Nova the power of The Four Aces Alliance! So Minna with that being said, it's showtime!" Angel Bluebell proceeded to say over to both Zachary and Sakura with. Which once Angel Bluebell was about partway through her saying her current statement over to both Zachary and Sakura. Sakura had then proceeded, to pull out the very Star Card, that Angel Bluebell had been insinuating with the play on words portion of her statement.

But what Angel Bluebell was not expecting, was for Zachary to also then proceed to pull out two more Star Cards. And at first Angel Bluebell had no idea what these other two Star Cards were that Zachary had just pulled out. But, upon taking a quick bit of thought based consideration on Angel Bluebell part. She was then able to realize, that both Zachary and Sakura, were about to kill two birds with one stone. Well mind you, that isn't exactly the case, but you know what Angel Bluebell meant.

And sure enough...

"Big! Shield! Erase!" Zachary and Sakura had then proceeded to chant together in unison. As both Zachary and Sakura proceeded to throw the three Star Cards up into the air. And as the three proceeded to spin in place. Both Zachary and Sakura proceeded to raise their respective Star staffs towards them.

Which in a brief flash of bright white light, Angel Bluebell and the rest of our respective perspectives, went from being ground level, to being eye level with the Unknown Type Nova, that was once Amelia Evans. Which meant that the Big Card had just done its job. But as for the Shield Card and the Erase Card? Well as the Shield Card spirit had proceeded to briefly encase both Cassie and Satellizer in its barrier, the Erase Card spirit then proceeded to remove the control that the Nova had had on both of them. Which resulted in the Big Card also proceeding to do its magic on the both of them as well.

And, as a way to help compound that both the Shield Card and the Erase Card had done their job as well...

"W-where am I? What just happened? And why am I so tall?!" The panicked sounding voice of one Satellizer El Bridget, had now proceeded to shout out quite loudly with. Only once she had proceeded to then realize just how tall she and Cassie Lockheart now were alongside the rest of us. Only then did she then proceed to attempt, quite unsuccessfully I might add, to pull the skirt portion of her West Japan Genetics Military Academy uniform down.

Which not surprisingly, had now proceeded to have Angel Bluebell look on. With a small dotted eye looking expression,

"Well to be honest here viewers, if I had been in her current position with regard to her current predicament. Then I would have probably wound up doing the exact same thing. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So yeah viewers, I think that it is pretty justifiable as to why Satellizer El Bridget and Cassie Lockheart are embarrassed right now. So yeah, I will just leave that at that. As I am still wanting to make sure that, these four fanfics are as family friendly as possible, you know?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently giving a clearly embarrassed looking expression while closing both of her light blue eyes. And a sweatdrop has also now proceeded to appear, and then proceeds to slowly make its way down the same side of Angel Bluebells face that it had just appeared on not but a second prior. To which the sweatdrop then proceeds to disappear, along with Angel Bluebell then proceeding to open both of her light blue eyes back up again. In order for Angel Bluebell, to continue to properly address the viewers*...So yea, I think that I will just dispense with this current fourth wall break moment of mine. And we will just get back to the chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Okay, so getting away from Angel Bluebells current fourth wall break moment, and back to the still ongoing situation at hand…

"Wait hold a second here Bluebell, so are you saying that…" The voice of Lucy Heartfilia, had now proceeded to start to shout out out of seemingly nowhere with. Well mind you, she was more asking then she was either shouting or yelling this statement of hers out. And she would have finished her statement, if Angel Bluebell didn't then go and proceed to cut her off midway through her statement.

"Yes Lucy, they can! Now can you please not finish that statement of yours?! These four fanfics still need to remain as family friendly as possible, thank you! Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers…*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*…So yeah viewers, not the most ideal if I'm honest. But the good news is that most of us were already planned for this eventually. I mean after all viewers, why do you think me, Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, along with Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, and Super Sailor Pluto all happen to wear pretty much full body style leotards? My point exactly viewers. Heck even Keiko and Misaka both wear their own respective pairs of shorts under each of their respective Tokiwadai Middle School uniforms way too short for their own good skirts. I mean, who knew that such a design choice on all of our parts, would wind up having such a positive benefit? I mean mind you viewers I did know, but that's not the point that I am trying to convey here. But anyway viewers for right now, this does in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: May 18, 2011


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And this was also just after both Zachary and Sakura, had proceeded to use the Big Card, the Erase Card, and the Shield Card in combination with each other.

With both Zachary and Sakura having gone and used the Big Card, to bring Angel Bluebell and most if not all of the rest of our allies of the Four Aces Alliance to a level height with the Unknown Type Nova, that used to be one Amelia Evans. Who unfortunately had succumb to the catastrophic side effects of the Mark IV Enhancement Drug. But, as for how tall we were now? What with being level height with the aforementioned Unknown Type Nova? Well you see about that, because interestingly enough...

"Wait hold on Bluebell, so how tall are we right now exactly?" Wendy Marvell had now proceeded to ask over to Angel Bluebell with out of seemingly nowhere. Which she had proceeded to ask over to Angel Bluebell, while an obvious tone of confusion was also currently present in her current tone of voice.

But, before Angel Bluebell could respond back to Wendy Marvell in order for her to answer Wendy Marvell's currently still unanswered lingering question. Someone else had then wound up beating Angel Bluebell to it. And with regard to who this someone was? Well about that, because that much should have been pretty obvious...

"Well Wendy, we are exactly 100 feet tall at the current moment. And by the way viewers, Zachary here, sorry about that. Now viewers, for those of you who don't know the exact height of the usual Nova from the Freezing anime canon timeline? Well given that information, though it is quite sparse, the usual Nova can be equivalent to being around the height or maybe a bit taller, then that of an average 10 story building. So in this regard viewers, that is what would be 100 feet, or 110 feet at the highest if I were to be generous. So yeah viewers, not exactly the same height from back when me and Sakura had first used the Big Card against the Create Card. As back in that particular chapter, we both wound up each being only 50 feet tall. So basically in comparison viewers, that is the same height as that of Mandy and Clover Ewing in the Totally Spies episode, 'Attack Of The Fifty Foot Mandy.' Or for another similar comparison viewers, the movie known as 'Attack Of The Fifty Foot Woman.' But you see viewers, there is a somewhat obvious downside to using the Big Card. One that I am sure all of you giantess fans can understand exists right? Because the taller someone is in height with the use of the Big Card, the more damage they can do with their body. Or in some of our cases, can wind up doing more damage with our magic based attacks. And as for how much more damage viewers? Well let us just first consider the height of some of us shall we? So for example viewers, Eternal Sailor Moon's height is around 4 feet 11 inches, or 5' even, as we will say for this example. So at 100 feet tall, her attack damage parameters are multiplied by 20. So in basic terms viewers, the damage multiplication parameters are multiplied by whatever difference there is from each of our original heights, to us now being 100 feet tall. So yes viewers, if we aren't careful, then we run the risk of causing quite a bit of unecessary collateral damage. But anyway viewers, I would say that that is all that I needed to say for this fourth wall break moment. So with that now being said viewers, let us now get back to the story at hand, okay?"

And now getting back to the story, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. And just after Zachary had proceeded to end his current fourth wall break moment...

"So heads up minna, because like Zachary just said, you must be careful with your attacks, as well as where you step! We don't want to cause any unecessary collateral damage! Now then sis, what do you say we save Amelia Evans now hmm?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say to all of our other allies that were currently present. And also during Angel Bluebell saying her statement, she had then also proceeded to turn her attention over to Wedding Peach, who was standing just over to Angel Bluebells left side.

And then, even though Wedding Peach didn't wind up saying anything back to Angel Bluebell, she just simply wound up nodding back to her in response. Which she did in order to let Angel Bluebell know that she understood. And so with this understanding, Angel Bluebell then proceeded to draw her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, quite carefully, back towards, and then over her right armor clad shoulder. Because as aforementioned, we had to be very careful, not to cause any sort of unecessary damage to our current surroundings. But thankfully, Angel Bluebell managed to accomplish this, with minimal difficulty.

And so, with Wedding Peach now having pulled out her Saint Miroir, both she and Angel Bluebell now proceeded to launch their respective purification attacks towards the Unknown Type Nova, that was once Amelia Evans.

"Saint Miroir...Bridal Flash!" Wedding Peach proceeded to shout out, as she did a complete spin. Which once the heart emblem on her Saint Miroir had glowed red. She then fired the usual purification attack from the heart emblem of her Saint Miroir, as it then made its way quite quickly, towards the Unknown Type Nova, that was once Amelia Evans.

"Saint Sword Of Bluebell...Devil...Purification!~" Angel Bluebell also proceeded to shout out alongside Wedding Peach. And once the blade on her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, had proceeded to glow its all too familiar bright blue color. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to swing it, in a left horizontal swing in front of her. As she proceeded to fire her usual wave of bright blue purification energy, from hre Saint Sword Of Bluebells blade. Which alongside Wedding Peach's Saint Miroir Bridal Flash, had proceeded to also make its way towards the Unknown Type Nova, that was once Amelia Evans.

And as both Wedding Peach and Angel Bluebell had intended, both of their respective purification attacks wound up hitting their marks at exactly the same time. Which resulted in a brief flash of bright white light, to erupt from the impact of both of their respective purification attacks. But then, something proceeded to happen, that neither one of them had been planning to see. And that was once the bright white light had faded down after a split second or two. Angel Bluebell and Wedding Peach then noticed, that the Unknown Type Nova, that was once Amelia Evans, was completely unscathed. Which not surprisingly, had now proceeded to elicit a very shocked expression, to then make its way onto both Angel Bluebell and Wedding Peach's faces.

"Are you kidding me right now?! Why on Earth did it not work?!" Super Sailor Mars had now proceeded to shout out quite angrily with. Which due to her being 100 feet tall at that same moment, had caused a slight bit of damage to result to a nearby building from her voices sound waves.

And then, upon Super Sailor Mars then realizing what it was that she had just done, she then proceeded to blush somewhat embarrassingly. And this was also while a sweatdrop, was now also present, on one side of her face. "Oops," Super Sailor Mars had now proceeded to say in a now very embarrassed sounding tone.

But then...

"Why am I not surprised that you just went and did that Mars? You know you really need to try and keep a better lid on your temper," Eternal Sailor Moon had now proceeded to say quite cheekily over to Super Sailor Mars with in response to what had just transpired.

And then, as a sweatdrop had now proceeded to then make its way onto one side of Angel Bluebells face. She then knew all too well what was about to happen. And sure enough...

"You know, I could say the same about you being clumsy sometimes Sailor Moon! But you don't see me being cheeky about that right now do you?!" Super Sailor Mars had now proceeded to say quite angrily back over to Eternal Sailor Moon with in response.

But then, as a way for Angel Bluebell to put a stop to this argument between them both, before any sort of unecessary damage wound up resulting from either of them...

"Hey, so can we perhaps save the petty bickering between you both until after we have dealt with the Unknown Type Nova? Because if you choose to continue..." Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to say over to both Eternal Sailor Moon and Super Sailor Mars with in response. And she had proceeded to say this statement of her over to the both of them, while she was once again wearing an expression on her face, that would once again make one Captain Unohana proud.

And thankfully, as Angel Bluebell had intended...

"R-right, that was our bad there Bluebell..." Both Eternal Sailor Moon and Super Sailor Mars had then both proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response, while they both currently had a sweatdrop on one side of their respective faces.

And as for Angel Bluebell, as her expression then proceeded to instantly return back to normal...

"Indeed it was, but you're both forgiven for it. I mean after all viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*…But anyway viewers, though I do love a good bickering as much as the next person, the high chance of any sort of unnecessary collateral damage, is just way too severe for either me or my allies, to be mucking about while we're each at least 100 feet tall. So anyway viewers for right now, this does once again in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 86

Chapter 87: Not Even Remotely A Zero Sum!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: May 18, 2011


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And this was also just after both Zachary and Sakura, had proceeded to use the Big Card, the Erase Card, and the Shield Card in combination with each other.

With both Zachary and Sakura having gone and used the Big Card, to bring Angel Bluebell and most if not all of the rest of our allies of the Four Aces Alliance to a level height with the Unknown Type Nova, that used to be one Amelia Evans. Who unfortunately had succumb to the catastrophic side effects of the Mark IV Enhancement Drug. But, as for how tall we were now? What with being level height with the aforementioned Unknown Type Nova? Well you see about that, because interestingly enough...

"Wait hold on Bluebell, so how tall are we right now exactly?" Wendy Marvell had now proceeded to ask over to Angel Bluebell with out of seemingly nowhere. Which she had proceeded to ask over to Angel Bluebell, while an obvious tone of confusion was also currently present in her current tone of voice.

But, before Angel Bluebell could respond back to Wendy Marvell in order for her to answer Wendy Marvell's currently still unanswered lingering question. Someone else had then wound up beating Angel Bluebell to it. And with regard to who this someone was? Well about that, because that much should have been pretty obvious...

"Well Wendy, we are exactly 100 feet tall at the current moment. And by the way viewers, Zachary here, sorry about that. Now viewers, for those of you who don't know the exact height of the usual Nova from the Freezing anime canon timeline? Well given that information, though it is quite sparse, the usual Nova can be equivalent to being around the height or maybe a bit taller, then that of an average 10 story building. So in this regard viewers, that is what would be 100 feet, or 110 feet at the highest if I were to be generous. So yeah viewers, not exactly the same height from back when me and Sakura had first used the Big Card against the Create Card. As back in that particular chapter, we both wound up each being only 50 feet tall. So basically in comparison viewers, that is the same height as that of Mandy and Clover Ewing in the Totally Spies episode, 'Attack Of The Fifty Foot Mandy.' Or for another similar comparison viewers, the movie known as 'Attack Of The Fifty Foot Woman.' But you see viewers, there is a somewhat obvious downside to using the Big Card. One that I am sure all of you giantess fans can understand exists right? Because the taller someone is in height with the use of the Big Card, the more damage they can do with their body. Or in some of our cases, can wind up doing more damage with our magic based attacks. And as for how much more damage viewers? Well let us just first consider the height of some of us shall we? So for example viewers, Eternal Sailor Moon's height is around 4 feet 11 inches, or 5' even, as we will say for this example. So at 100 feet tall, her attack damage parameters are multiplied by 20. So in basic terms viewers, the damage multiplication parameters are multiplied by whatever difference there is from each of our original heights, to us now being 100 feet tall. So yes viewers, if we aren't careful, then we run the risk of causing quite a bit of unnecessary collateral damage. But anyway viewers, I would say that that is all that I needed to say for this fourth wall break moment. So with that now being said viewers, let us now get back to the story at hand, okay?"

And now getting back to the story, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. And just after Zachary had proceeded to end his current fourth wall break moment...

"So heads up minna, because like Zachary just said, you must be careful with your attacks, as well as where you step! We don't want to cause any unnecessary collateral damage! Now then sis, what do you say we save Amelia Evans now hmm?" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to say to all of our other allies that were currently present. And also during Angel Bluebell saying her statement, she had then also proceeded to turn her attention over to Wedding Peach, who was standing just over to Angel Bluebells left side.

And then, even though Wedding Peach didn't wind up saying anything back to Angel Bluebell, she just simply wound up nodding back to her in response. Which she did in order to let Angel Bluebell know that she understood. And so with this understanding, Angel Bluebell then proceeded to draw her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, quite carefully, back towards, and then over her right armor clad shoulder. Because as aforementioned, we had to be very careful, not to cause any sort of unnecessary damage to our current surroundings. But thankfully, Angel Bluebell managed to accomplish this, with minimal difficulty.

And so, with Wedding Peach now having pulled out her Saint Miroir, both she and Angel Bluebell now proceeded to launch their respective purification attacks towards the Unknown Type Nova, that was once Amelia Evans.

"Saint Miroir...Bridal Flash!" Wedding Peach proceeded to shout out, as she did a complete spin. Which once the heart emblem on her Saint Miroir had glowed red. She then fired the usual purification attack from the heart emblem of her Saint Miroir, as it then made its way quite quickly, towards the Unknown Type Nova, that was once Amelia Evans.

"Saint Sword Of Bluebell...Devil...Purification!~" Angel Bluebell also proceeded to shout out alongside Wedding Peach. And once the blade on her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, had proceeded to glow its all too familiar bright blue color. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to swing it, in a left horizontal swing in front of her. As she proceeded to fire her usual wave of bright blue purification energy, from her Saint Sword Of Bluebells blade. Which alongside Wedding Peach's Saint Miroir Bridal Flash, had proceeded to also make its way towards the Unknown Type Nova, that was once Amelia Evans.

And as both Wedding Peach and Angel Bluebell had intended, both of their respective purification attacks wound up hitting their marks at exactly the same time. Which resulted in a brief flash of bright white light, to erupt from the impact of both of their respective purification attacks. But then, something proceeded to happen, that neither one of them had been planning to see. And that was once the bright white light had faded down after a split second or two. Angel Bluebell and Wedding Peach then noticed, that the Unknown Type Nova, that was once Amelia Evans, was completely unscathed. Which not surprisingly, had now proceeded to elicit a very shocked expression, to then make its way onto both Angel Bluebell and Wedding Peach's faces.

"Are you kidding me right now?! Why on Earth did it not work?!" Super Sailor Mars had now proceeded to shout out quite angrily with. Which due to her being 100 feet tall at that same moment, had caused a slight bit of damage to result to a nearby building from her voices sound waves.

And then, upon Super Sailor Mars then realizing what it was that she had just done, she then proceeded to blush somewhat embarrassingly. And this was also while a sweatdrop, was now also present, on one side of her face. "Oops," Super Sailor Mars had now proceeded to say in a now very embarrassed sounding tone.

But then...

"Why am I not surprised that you just went and did that Mars? You know you really need to try and keep a better lid on your temper," Eternal Sailor Moon had now proceeded to say quite cheekily over to Super Sailor Mars with in response to what had just transpired.

And then, as a sweatdrop had now proceeded to then make its way onto one side of Angel Bluebells face. She then knew all too well what was about to happen. And sure enough...

"You know, I could say the same about you being clumsy sometimes Sailor Moon! But you don't see me being cheeky about that right now do you?!" Super Sailor Mars had now proceeded to say quite angrily back over to Eternal Sailor Moon with in response.

But then, as a way for Angel Bluebell to put a stop to this argument between them both, before any sort of unnecessary damage wound up resulting from either of them...

"Hey, so can we perhaps save the petty bickering between you both until after we have dealt with the Unknown Type Nova? Because if you choose to continue..." Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to say over to both Eternal Sailor Moon and Super Sailor Mars with in response. And she had proceeded to say this statement of her over to the both of them, while she was once again wearing an expression on her face, that would once again make one Captain Unohana proud.

And thankfully, as Angel Bluebell had intended...

"R-right, that was our bad there Bluebell..." Both Eternal Sailor Moon and Super Sailor Mars had then both proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response, while they both currently had a sweatdrop on one side of their respective faces.

And as for Angel Bluebell, as her expression then proceeded to instantly return back to normal...

"Indeed it was, but you're both forgiven for it. I mean after all viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*…But anyway viewers, though I do love a good bickering as much as the next person, the high chance of any sort of unnecessary collateral damage, is just way too severe for either me or my allies, to be mucking about while we're each at least 100 feet tall. So anyway viewers for right now, this does once again in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: May 18, 2011


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And this was also just after Zachary had proceeded to do his own fourth wall break. Which he had proceeded to do in order to let the viewers know of both the parameters, as well as the conditions governing the use of the Big Card.

And also somewhat unfortunately, this was just after Angel Bluebell had also had to proceed to break up a somewhat petty and somewhat childish argument. Which had been between Eternal Sailor Moon, and Super Sailor Mars. In which regard to the argument, was not something that warranted the possible increase of more unnecessary collateral damage resulting from it. So with Angel Bluebell having successfully broken up the argument between the two of them, we could all now once again get back to the current task at hand. Which as it turned out from the last chapter, was trying to figure out how to purify the Unknown Type Nova, that was once Amelia Evans.

But, since Wedding Peach's Saint Miroir Bridal Flash and Angel Bluebells Saint Sword Of Bluebell Devil Purification, both seemed to have absolutely no effect in purifying the Unknown Type Nova that was once one Amelia Evans. Both Angel Bluebell and Wedding Peach then realized, that if neither of their respective purification attacks wound up having any sort of effect on it. Which was, that unless we all managed to find a solution that would allow us to purify the Unknown Type Nova, then Angel Bluebell along with everyone else, now stood a very good chance of having this battle against the Unknown Type Nova, wind up being our last. Which not surprisingly, I had now noticed that Angel Bluebells demeanor, had now suddenly shifted from one of cheeky and smug confidence, to now being somewhat visibly unhappy.

That even though Angel Bluebell looked somewhat visibly unhappy on the outside, in reality she was actually quite miffed. Because with how far her and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance had come, from having been near Death's Door back when we had fought against Kurumi and Kaito back in the Cardcaptors anime canon timeline. Angel Bluebell just couldn't allow this to wind up being the end to her and everyone else's journey. But there just had to be a way for us to win, without having to make the ultimate sacrifice on any of our respective parts. But thankfully, as Angel Bluebell currently continued to stew in her still currently unhappy state...

"Hey why the long face? Don't tell me that you and your allies are looking to give up with saving Amelia so soon? And here I thought that you were tougher then this, well I guess I was wrong to assume that then wasn't I?" A voice identical to that of Index had now proceeded to say to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our currently still present allies with, from just over to Angel Bluebells immediate right.

And sure enough, when Angel Bluebell had proceeded to look towards that same direction, both of her light blue eyes, then proceeded to quickly fall upon another young looking female. Who like that of Ganessa Roland, Cassie Lockheart, and Satellizer El Bridget, this girl also wore the West Japan's Genetics Military Academy's burgundy colored uniform.

But that wasn't the reason as to why Angel Bluebell now realized, that we all now stood a very good chance of winning this current battle. And more importantly, saving Amelia Evans.

Because as for who this female was? Well, she resembled an average teenage girl. But like a certain well known character from a certain well known video game adapted anime. She currently had both of her eyes narrowed as slits. She also appeared to have what looked like brown hair, that reached down to her shoulders. With two of her bangs tied and covering her cheeks. Along with two forehead bangs split up in the middle. And also interestingly enough, aside from her narrowed eyes, she appeared to be smiling at Angel Bluebell and the rest of our current allies.

But this was not the usual comforting looking smile, but it was rather more of the sort of uncomfortable looking smile, that was similar to the smile that a yandere would sometimes make. But even before Angel Bluebell was going to say anything back to her in response, someone else who also knew exactly who she was, then proceeded to speak up in regard to that. And as for who she was? Well you see, about that...

"Well, if it isn't The Unmatched Smiling Monster. So what do we all owe the pleasure of having the great Chiffon Fairchild grace us with her presence, hmm?" I had now proceeded to say over to the now correctly identified Chiffon Fairchild with out of seemingly nowhere with. Which alongside Revy, we both currently had very devilish smiles on each of our respective faces.

And then, though not surprisingly in even the slightest bit...

"Oh, well that is an interesting nickname for someone like her. And I thought that I was sometimes unapproachable when I first started at Juban," Super Sailor Jupiter had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. Which she had proceeded to say while a somewhat uneasy looking expression was also present on her face.

But then...

"Oh, well I see that I am not just well known by my peers at West Genetics," Chiffon now proceeded to say back over to both me and Super Sailor Jupiter with in response. And all the while, Chiffon had proceeded to continue to smile her still somewhat uncomfortable looking closed eye and somewhat yandere-esque smile.

And then...

"Y-yeah, she is even scarier then Erza is. And that's only when she's angry," Natsu had now proceeded to say innocently out of seemingly nowhere.

But unfortunately, it wasn't innocently enough. As not even a second after Natsu had said this remark of his...

"What was that Natsu?! Would you care to repeat that statement of yours, because I don't think I heard you correctly!" Erza Scarlet had now proceeded to say quite angrily over to Natsu with in response.

And judging from what Angel Bluebell could see with regard to Erza's currently very unhappy looking expression. She was pretty upset that Natsu had proceeded to say this statement of his.

And then, not surprisingly at all in even the slightest bit...

"N-nothing Erza, I didn't say anything, you seem to be imagining things," Natsu had now proceeded to respond back over to Erza with in response. Which during Natsu saying this statement of his. He had proceeded to stutter quite noticeably, which indicated that he wasn't really expecting Erza to hear him. Even though he had in fact gone and said his statement in such a way, that Erza would actually have had a hard time with not hearing his statement.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her overall thought on what had just transpired between both Erza and Natsu...

"Oh really Natsu, so that statement that you just said, that was a figment of imagination? About Erza..." Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say over to Natsu with in response. Which she had proceeded to say over to Natsu in response, while a very cheeky and smug looking smirk was present upon her face. And Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to say her response back over to Natsu, while she once again proceeded to say it in her usual smug and witty sounding tone of voice.

And then, quite predictably I might add...

"Y-yep Bluebell it was just a figment of your information," Natsu had now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with. Without him having realized, that he had used the word information, rather then imagination.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and a way to help shed more light on this now having just occurred...

"Oh really Natsu? So answer this for me then. Just what is a figment of your information then? Because you just flubbed worse then Super Sailor Venus sometimes tended to do when she was trying to say usual common phrases. No offense of course on your part Venus," Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say. Which during this very same instance, Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to briefly turn her attention towards Super Sailor Venus, in order to let her know that Angel Bluebell meant absolutely no offense with her current statement regarding her tendency that she sometimes wound up messing up such phrases as 'Jack Of All Trades And A Master Of None.'

And thankfully...

"No offense taken Bluebell," Super Sailor Venus then proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response. Which indicated to Angel Bluebell that she had done her part to insure that Super Sailor Venus was not at all offended by Angel Bluebells recent statement. Which as result of this now being the case, had now caused Angel Bluebell to let out a brief sigh of relief.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well that's good to hear Venus. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*…But anyway viewers for right now, this does once again in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 87

Chapter 88: Making A Sacrifice Play!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: May 18, 2011


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And this was also just after Zachary had proceeded to do his own fourth wall break. Which he had proceeded to do in order to let the viewers know of both the parameters, as well as the conditions governing the use of the Big Card.

And also somewhat unfortunately, this was just after Angel Bluebell had also had to proceed to break up a somewhat petty and somewhat childish argument. Which had been between Eternal Sailor Moon, and Super Sailor Mars. In which regard to the argument, was not something that warranted the possible increase of more unnecessary collateral damage resulting from it. So with Angel Bluebell having successfully broken up the argument between the two of them, we could all now once again get back to the current task at hand. Which as it turned out from the last chapter, was trying to figure out how to purify the Unknown Type Nova, that was once Amelia Evans.

But, since Wedding Peach's Saint Miroir Bridal Flash and Angel Bluebells Saint Sword Of Bluebell Devil Purification, both seemed to have absolutely no effect in purifying the Unknown Type Nova that was once one Amelia Evans. Both Angel Bluebell and Wedding Peach then realized, that if neither of their respective purification attacks wound up having any sort of effect on it. Which was, that unless we all managed to find a solution that would allow us to purify the Unknown Type Nova, then Angel Bluebell along with everyone else, now stood a very good chance of having this battle against the Unknown Type Nova, wind up being our last. Which not surprisingly, I had now noticed that Angel Bluebells demeanor, had now suddenly shifted from one of cheeky and smug confidence, to now being somewhat visibly unhappy.

That even though Angel Bluebell looked somewhat visibly unhappy on the outside, in reality she was actually quite miffed. Because with how far her and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance had come, from having been near Death's Door back when we had fought against Kurumi and Kaito back in the Cardcaptors anime canon timeline. Angel Bluebell just couldn't allow this to wind up being the end to her and everyone else's journey. But there just had to be a way for us to win, without having to make the ultimate sacrifice on any of our respective parts. But thankfully, as Angel Bluebell currently continued to stew in her still currently unhappy state...

"Hey why the long face? Don't tell me that you and your allies are looking to give up with saving Amelia so soon? And here I thought that you were tougher then this, well I guess I was wrong to assume that then wasn't I?" A voice identical to that of Index had now proceeded to say to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our currently still present allies with, from just over to Angel Bluebells immediate right.

And sure enough, when Angel Bluebell had proceeded to look towards that same direction, both of her light blue eyes, then proceeded to quickly fall upon another young looking female. Who like that of Ganessa Roland, Cassie Lockheart, and Satellizer El Bridget, this girl also wore the West Japan's Genetics Military Academy's burgundy colored uniform.

But that wasn't the reason as to why Angel Bluebell now realized, that we all now stood a very good chance of winning this current battle. And more importantly, saving Amelia Evans.

Because as for who this female was? Well, she resembled an average teenage girl. But like a certain well known character from a certain well known video game adapted anime. She currently had both of her eyes narrowed as slits. She also appeared to have what looked like brown hair, that reached down to her shoulders. With two of her bangs tied and covering her cheeks. Along with two forehead bangs split up in the middle. And also interestingly enough, aside from her narrowed eyes, she appeared to be smiling at Angel Bluebell and the rest of our current allies.

But this was not the usual comforting looking smile, but it was rather more of the sort of uncomfortable looking smile, that was similar to the smile that a yandere would sometimes make. But even before Angel Bluebell was going to say anything back to her in response, someone else who also knew exactly who she was, then proceeded to speak up in regard to that. And as for who she was? Well you see, about that...

"Well, if it isn't The Unmatched Smiling Monster. So what do we all owe the pleasure of having the great Chiffon Fairchild grace us with her presence, hmm?" I had now proceeded to say over to the now correctly identified Chiffon Fairchild with out of seemingly nowhere with. Which alongside Revy, we both currently had very devilish smiles on each of our respective faces.

And then, though not surprisingly in even the slightest bit...

"Oh, well that is an interesting nickname for someone like her. And I thought that I was sometimes unapproachable when I first started at Juban," Super Sailor Jupiter had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. Which she had proceeded to say while a somewhat uneasy looking expression was also present on her face.

But then...

"Oh, well I see that I am not just well known by my peers at West Genetics," Chiffon now proceeded to say back over to both me and Super Sailor Jupiter with in response. And all the while, Chiffon had proceeded to continue to smile her still somewhat uncomfortable looking closed eye and somewhat yandere-esque smile.

And then...

"Y-yeah, she is even scarier then Erza is. And that's only when she's angry," Natsu had now proceeded to say innocently out of seemingly nowhere.

But unfortunately, it wasn't innocently enough. As not even a second after Natsu had said this remark of his...

"What was that Natsu?! Would you care to repeat that statement of yours, because I don't think I heard you correctly!" Erza Scarlet had now proceeded to say quite angrily over to Natsu with in response.

And judging from what Angel Bluebell could see with regard to Erza's currently very unhappy looking expression. She was pretty upset that Natsu had proceeded to say this statement of his.

And then, not surprisingly at all in even the slightest bit...

"N-nothing Erza, I didn't say anything, you seem to be imagining things," Natsu had now proceeded to respond back over to Erza with in response. Which during Natsu saying this statement of his. He had proceeded to stutter quite noticeably, which indicated that he wasn't really expecting Erza to hear him. Even though he had in fact gone and said his statement in such a way, that Erza would actually have had a hard time with not hearing his statement.

And as for Angel Bluebell and her overall thought on what had just transpired between both Erza and Natsu...

"Oh really Natsu, so that statement that you just said, that was a figment of imagination? About Erza..." Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say over to Natsu with in response. Which she had proceeded to say over to Natsu in response, while a very cheeky and smug looking smirk was present upon her face. And Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to say her response back over to Natsu, while she once again proceeded to say it in her usual smug and witty sounding tone of voice.

And then, quite predictably I might add...

"Y-yep Bluebell it was just a figment of your information," Natsu had now proceeded to say back to Angel Bluebell in response with. Without him having realized, that he had used the word information, rather then imagination.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and a way to help shed more light on this now having just occurred...

"Oh really Natsu? So answer this for me then. Just what is a figment of your information then? Because you just flubbed worse then Super Sailor Venus sometimes tended to do when she was trying to say usual common phrases. No offense of course on your part Venus," Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say. Which during this very same instance, Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to briefly turn her attention towards Super Sailor Venus, in order to let her know that Angel Bluebell meant absolutely no offense with her current statement regarding her tendency that she sometimes wound up messing up such phrases as 'Jack Of All Trades And A Master Of None.'

And thankfully...

"No offense taken Bluebell," Super Sailor Venus then proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response. Which indicated to Angel Bluebell that she had done her part to insure that Super Sailor Venus was not at all offended by Angel Bluebells recent statement. Which as result of this now being the case, had now caused Angel Bluebell to let out a brief sigh of relief.

And as for Angel Bluebell...

"Well that's good to hear Venus. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*…But anyway viewers for right now, this does once again in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: May 18, 2011


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And this was also just after one Chiffon Fairchild, or 'The Unmatched Smiling Monster,' as she was known more as throughout not just West Japan's Genetics Military Academy. But she was also the number one ranked Pandora in the entire Freezing anime canon timeline.

And as with what was about to happen, it would wind up showing, that sometimes when you're in a very tight bind of a situation. And in the current case of Angel Bluebell, and the rest of us of The Four Aces Alliance currently staring down the Unknown Tye Nova, that was once Amelia Evans. We would all be reminded, that sometimes winning a fight, sometimes involved making the ultimate sacrifice. Which was something that Angel Bluebell, Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, along with Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, and Super Sailor Pluto, knew of all too well.

"I mean after all viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as I was about to say to all of you. I think that it goes without me having to explain at length, that the reason as to why me, along with Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, and Super Sailor Pluto, are all what even the not well versed 90s magical girl anime fan, can be perceived, as the best of the best. Which to be honest viewers, we actually are. I mean after all viewers, that's why me and the Love Angels, Eternal Sailor Moon and the Sailor Senshi, and finally Zachary, Sakura, Li, Keroberos, and Yue. Are justifiably coined as 'The 90s Magical Girl Holy Trinity,' I mean that wasn't done by accident after all...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But viewers if I can now be somewhat serious for a brief moment. For those of you who haven't yet watched Freezing Vibrations. Then this upcoming chapter may be a slight bit difficult for some of you to read. So with that being said viewers, reading discretion is advised for this particular chapter. As it will wind up somewhat portraying a character death. And though not directly portraying it, I will still be advising readers discretion. As it can still be somewhat difficult for some to read this chapter. So viewers, with that now being said, I think that I will just dispense with my current fourth wall break moment, and we will just get on with the chapter at hand. Now then viewers, shall we begin?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And so getting away from Angel Bluebells fourth wall break moment. And now getting back to the current situation, what with the still ongoing situation between Angel Bluebell, the rest of the Four Aces Alliance, the newly arrived Chiffon Fairchild. But more importantly, the Unknown Type Nova, that was once Amelia Evans.

And it was at this very same moment, that Chiffon Fairchild then realized, that there was only one way for Angel Bluebell and the rest of us of Four Aces Alliance to not just purify the Unknown Type Nova, that was once Amelia Evans. And so, with this realization now very much present on Chiffon Fairchild's mind, she then proceeded to emit a very powerful gold colored glow. As the gold colored glow proceeded to envelop her body. Which as a result now caused her body to change.

And as for what exactly this entailed and with regard to the heavy downside that this brought to light? Well you see, about that...

"Wait a second Pres, are you serious about this right now?! You know that you won't survive if you choose to go through with this right?!" The unmistakable voice of one Ganessa Roland, had now proceeded to shout out of seemingly nowhere from just over to Angel Bluebells immediate left. And upon Angel Bluebell then proceeding to look over to Ganessa Roland, she then realized that Ganessa Roland's current expression, was one that currently showed complete shock and horror. Almost as if she knew what would wind up resulting, if Chiffon Fairchild wound up going through with her current decision.

And so, with this thought of Angel Bluebells still currently very much present on her mind at this very same moment...

"Wait hold on a second here Ganessa, what are you talking about?! How about you fill us all in along with the viewers, for those of us who don't know what it is that you're playing at, hmm?! Well you see viewers about that, because there is something that you need to know about one Chiffon Fairchild. Because her real name, is one Chiffon Aoi. As in she has the very same last name, as one Kazuya, and deceased Pandora Kazuha Aoi. Which for those of you who don't know, Kazuya Aoi, is the main character of the Freezing anime, and had the unique ability with being able to cast what is known as a 'Freezing Area,' without the need to do an 'Ereinbar Set.' Or for those of you who don't know what an 'Ereinbar Set' is? Well it is the connection between both a Pandora and their respective limiter. And Kazuya not needing an 'Ereinbar Set' is not only unique, but is an ability that should have been impossible for a limiter to have available to them. And in the case of Kazuha Aoi? Well she was one of the very first original Pandora, and possessed a type of unique Stigmata, known as a 'Sacred.' But in the case of Chiffon Aoi? Well she happens to be a Nova, or in this case, she possesses the ability to transform her body into that which resembles a Nova, only in human form. But also viewers, there is a price to Chiffon having this ability, and that is in this case, she will wind up having to sacrifice her own life in order to save all of ours. And believe me viewers, is that while you may think that there may have been another way to solve our current predicament, without having to sacrifice someone? Well I am just going to come right out and say, that unfortunately in this case viewers, there isn't another way. So yes viewers, now you know why I said that readers discretion was advised during my usual start of chapter fourth wall break moment. So yes viewers, though it will wind up taking quite a bit of my strength to try not to stop her from doing this. I have to remain strong, as will the rest of my currently present allies. Because we sort of had somewhat of an inkling that something like this would wind up happening at some point. So viewers, with this now being said, let us now get back to the current situation at hand okay?" Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say over to Ganessa Roland.

And while Angel Bluebell had been saying her long winded statement, she had also proceeded to turn her attention, as well as her eyesight, slightly and briefly over to her immediate right. Which Angel Bluebell had done, in order for her to briefly address the viewers.

But now getting back to the current chapter at hand, and away from Angel Bluebells somewhat lengthy fourth wall break moment...

"Yes Bluebell, I think that you explained that to the viewers beautifully. Now then, take care of your friends Bluebell, because this is now goodbye," Chiffon had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with. Which as her transformation into her Nova form concluded only a couple of seconds later. Her body then proceeded to glow a very bright white light, which like that of the bright white wave of light that usually wound up transporting all of us to another anime canon timeline. This time was going to wind up being no different. And as tears started to stream quite profusely down Angel Bluebells face, along with quite a few of our allies doing the same alongside her. We simply just looked on, and let the bright white light wash over all of us, and then proceed to temporarily blind us all.

Only once the light had proceeded to once again die down after only a couple of seconds, Angel Bluebell then noticed, that where the Unknown Type Nova had once stood, was now once again occupied by one Amelia Evans. Which meant that other then the obvious sign, that Angel Bluebell and the rest of our still currently present allies, had now all returned to our normal respective heights. But this also meant, that despite Chiffon Fairchild having just made the ultimate sacrifice play, she had still wound up doing the job that needed to be done. But, as for where Angel Bluebell and everyone of our currently present allies had now wound up in this time? Well about that, because from just a couple of feet over to Angel Bluebells immediate right...

"Excuse me, but just who on earth are you people?! I do sincerely hope that you're not looking to take my dear Ichika from me!" A very British sounding female accent, had now proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our currently present allies with.

And, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to turn her attention towards the direction in which the British sounding female voice had come from. Both of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, then fell upon a girl, who had light blue eyes and long, light blonde hair. That seemed to form drill-like curls at the ends. Along with a royal blue headband that appeared to hold her hair up. She also appeared to have a beautiful, slender, voluptuous figure, possessing a large bust, a narrow waist, and a curvaceous butt. And as for what she was currently wearing? Well she appeared to be wearing an Academy uniform, that appeared to be slightly modified. As it appeared to have a longer skirt, instead of a short one that was normally worn by Misaka, Keiko, Kuroko, and Shokuhou. And there were also black frills at the end of the skirt, and she was also wearing sleeves and dark tights.

And upon Angel Bluebell then realizing exactly who she was, which had then prompted a very visible tickmark to then become present on one side of Angel Bluebells face...

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH RIGHT!? PLEASE TELL ME THAT THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT?! WELL THEN THIS IS JUST BLEEDING GREAT!" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to yell out quite angrily and frustratingly with out of seemingly nowhere.

And then...

"Okay viewers, so Bluebell is a bit occupied at the moment, so I am just going to take over for her this time alright? Keiko here by the way viewers, sorry about that...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which Keiko then proceeds to bring both her attention, eyesight, and both of her brown eyes back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear briefly clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So yeah viewers, since Angel Bluebell is a bit unable to do her fourth wall break at the current moment, let me now do the honor of welcoming all of you viewers, to the anime canon timeline, of one Infinite Stratos. And let me now also introduce you viewers, to one Cecilia Alcott. So yeah viewers, for those of you who don't know of Infinite Stratos? Well long story short viewers, it is yet another harem anime. So yeah viewers, now you understand why Bluebell is not quite pleased that we have all ended up here. But anyway viewer, this is going to now be the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Shinko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see all of you lot in the next chapter, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while she is also smiling with both of her brown eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 88

Chapter 89: Old Snipey Mcsniperton!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: May 18, 2011


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And this was also just after one Chiffon Fairchild, or 'The Unmatched Smiling Monster,' as she was known more as throughout not just West Japan's Genetics Military Academy. But she was also the number one ranked Pandora in the entire Freezing anime canon timeline.

And as with what was about to happen, it would wind up showing, that sometimes when you're in a very tight bind of a situation. And in the current case of Angel Bluebell, and the rest of us of The Four Aces Alliance currently staring down the Unknown Tye Nova, that was once Amelia Evans. We would all be reminded, that sometimes winning a fight, sometimes involved making the ultimate sacrifice. Which was something that Angel Bluebell, Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, along with Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, and Super Sailor Pluto, knew of all too well.

"I mean after all viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as I was about to say to all of you. I think that it goes without me having to explain at length, that the reason as to why me, along with Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, and Super Sailor Pluto, are all what even the not well versed 90s magical girl anime fan, can be perceived, as the best of the best. Which to be honest viewers, we actually are. I mean after all viewers, that's why me and the Love Angels, Eternal Sailor Moon and the Sailor Senshi, and finally Zachary, Sakura, Li, Keroberos, and Yue. Are justifiably coined as 'The 90s Magical Girl Holy Trinity,' I mean that wasn't done by accident after all...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But viewers if I can now be somewhat serious for a brief moment. For those of you who haven't yet watched Freezing Vibrations. Then this upcoming chapter may be a slight bit difficult for some of you to read. So with that being said viewers, reading discretion is advised for this particular chapter. As it will wind up somewhat portraying a character death. And though not directly portraying it, I will still be advising readers discretion. As it can still be somewhat difficult for some to read this chapter. So viewers, with that now being said, I think that I will just dispense with my current fourth wall break moment, and we will just get on with the chapter at hand. Now then viewers, shall we begin?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And so getting away from Angel Bluebells fourth wall break moment. And now getting back to the current situation, what with the still ongoing situation between Angel Bluebell, the rest of the Four Aces Alliance, the newly arrived Chiffon Fairchild. But more importantly, the Unknown Type Nova, that was once Amelia Evans.

And it was at this very same moment, that Chiffon Fairchild then realized, that there was only one way for Angel Bluebell and the rest of us of Four Aces Alliance to not just purify the Unknown Type Nova, that was once Amelia Evans. And so, with this realization now very much present on Chiffon Fairchild's mind, she then proceeded to emit a very powerful gold colored glow. As the gold colored glow proceeded to envelop her body. Which as a result now caused her body to change.

And as for what exactly this entailed and with regard to the heavy downside that this brought to light? Well you see, about that...

"Wait a second Pres, are you serious about this right now?! You know that you won't survive if you choose to go through with this right?!" The unmistakable voice of one Ganessa Roland, had now proceeded to shout out of seemingly nowhere from just over to Angel Bluebells immediate left. And upon Angel Bluebell then proceeding to look over to Ganessa Roland, she then realized that Ganessa Roland's current expression, was one that currently showed complete shock and horror. Almost as if she knew what would wind up resulting, if Chiffon Fairchild wound up going through with her current decision.

And so, with this thought of Angel Bluebells still currently very much present on her mind at this very same moment...

"Wait hold on a second here Ganessa, what are you talking about?! How about you fill us all in along with the viewers, for those of us who don't know what it is that you're playing at, hmm?! Well you see viewers about that, because there is something that you need to know about one Chiffon Fairchild. Because her real name, is one Chiffon Aoi. As in she has the very same last name, as one Kazuya, and deceased Pandora Kazuha Aoi. Which for those of you who don't know, Kazuya Aoi, is the main character of the Freezing anime, and had the unique ability with being able to cast what is known as a 'Freezing Area,' without the need to do an 'Ereinbar Set.' Or for those of you who don't know what an 'Ereinbar Set' is? Well it is the connection between both a Pandora and their respective limiter. And Kazuya not needing an 'Ereinbar Set' is not only unique, but is an ability that should have been impossible for a limiter to have available to them. And in the case of Kazuha Aoi? Well she was one of the very first original Pandora, and possessed a type of unique Stigmata, known as a 'Sacred.' But in the case of Chiffon Aoi? Well she happens to be a Nova, or in this case, she possesses the ability to transform her body into that which resembles a Nova, only in human form. But also viewers, there is a price to Chiffon having this ability, and that is in this case, she will wind up having to sacrifice her own life in order to save all of ours. And believe me viewers, is that while you may think that there may have been another way to solve our current predicament, without having to sacrifice someone? Well I am just going to come right out and say, that unfortunately in this case viewers, there isn't another way. So yes viewers, now you know why I said that readers discretion was advised during my usual start of chapter fourth wall break moment. So yes viewers, though it will wind up taking quite a bit of my strength to try not to stop her from doing this. I have to remain strong, as will the rest of my currently present allies. Because we sort of had somewhat of an inkling that something like this would wind up happening at some point. So viewers, with this now being said, let us now get back to the current situation at hand okay?" Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say over to Ganessa Roland.

And while Angel Bluebell had been saying her long winded statement, she had also proceeded to turn her attention, as well as her eyesight, slightly and briefly over to her immediate right. Which Angel Bluebell had done, in order for her to briefly address the viewers.

But now getting back to the current chapter at hand, and away from Angel Bluebells somewhat lengthy fourth wall break moment...

"Yes Bluebell, I think that you explained that to the viewers beautifully. Now then, take care of your friends Bluebell, because this is now goodbye," Chiffon had now proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with. Which as her transformation into her Nova form concluded only a couple of seconds later. Her body then proceeded to glow a very bright white light, which like that of the bright white wave of light that usually wound up transporting all of us to another anime canon timeline. This time was going to wind up being no different. And as tears started to stream quite profusely down Angel Bluebells face, along with quite a few of our allies doing the same alongside her. We simply just looked on, and let the bright white light wash over all of us, and then proceed to temporarily blind us all.

Only once the light had proceeded to once again die down after only a couple of seconds, Angel Bluebell then noticed, that where the Unknown Type Nova had once stood, was now once again occupied by one Amelia Evans. Which meant that other then the obvious sign, that Angel Bluebell and the rest of our still currently present allies, had now all returned to our normal respective heights. But this also meant, that despite Chiffon Fairchild having just made the ultimate sacrifice play, she had still wound up doing the job that needed to be done. But, as for where Angel Bluebell and everyone of our currently present allies had now wound up in this time? Well about that, because from just a couple of feet over to Angel Bluebells immediate right...

"Excuse me, but just who on earth are you people?! I do sincerely hope that you're not looking to take my dear Ichika from me!" A very British sounding female accent, had now proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our currently present allies with.

And, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to turn her attention towards the direction in which the British sounding female voice had come from. Both of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, then fell upon a girl, who had light blue eyes and long, light blonde hair. That seemed to form drill-like curls at the ends. Along with a royal blue headband that appeared to hold her hair up. She also appeared to have a beautiful, slender, voluptuous figure, possessing a large bust, a narrow waist, and a curvaceous butt. And as for what she was currently wearing? Well she appeared to be wearing an Academy uniform, that appeared to be slightly modified. As it appeared to have a longer skirt, instead of a short one that was normally worn by Misaka, Keiko, Kuroko, and Shokuhou. And there were also black frills at the end of the skirt, and she was also wearing sleeves and dark tights.

And upon Angel Bluebell then realizing exactly who she was, which had then prompted a very visible tickmark to then become present on one side of Angel Bluebells face...

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH RIGHT!? PLEASE TELL ME THAT THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT?! WELL THEN THIS IS JUST BLEEDING GREAT!" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to yell out quite angrily and frustratingly with out of seemingly nowhere.

And then...

"Okay viewers, so Bluebell is a bit occupied at the moment, so I am just going to take over for her this time alright? Keiko here by the way viewers, sorry about that...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which Keiko then proceeds to bring both her attention, eyesight, and both of her brown eyes back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear briefly clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So yeah viewers, since Angel Bluebell is a bit unable to do her fourth wall break at the current moment, let me now do the honor of welcoming all of you viewers, to the anime canon timeline, of one Infinite Stratos. And let me now also introduce you viewers, to one Cecilia Alcott. So yeah viewers, for those of you who don't know of Infinite Stratos? Well long story short viewers, it is yet another harem anime. So yeah viewers, now you understand why Bluebell is not quite pleased that we have all ended up here. But anyway viewer, this is going to now be the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Shinko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see all of you lot in the next chapter, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while she is also smiling with both of her brown eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: December 13, 2013


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And this was also just after one Chiffon Fairchild, or 'The Unmatched Smiling Monster,' as she was known more as throughout not just West Japan's Genetics Military Academy. But she was also the number one ranked Pandora in the entire Freezing anime canon timeline.

Which was also just after Chiffon Fairchild, or Chiffon Aoi for those of Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies that knew who she really was. And what with Chiffon winding up having to sacrifice her own life, in order for Angel Bluebell and the rest of us in The Four Aces Alliance to be able to continue on our currently never ending journey. Which was currently our Quantum Leap-esque timeline jumping from anime canon timeline to anime canon timeline. 

But, as for where we had ended up now? What with Angel Bluebell and the rest of us in The Four Aces Alliance now being in the Infinite Stratos anime canon timeline. Or another intolerable harem categorized anime from Angel Bluebells point of view...

"And to be fair here viewers, not that I haven't been such throughout this entire fanfic so far. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers in case your were wondering, I have now managed to calm down from my quite justifiable anger and frustration induced outburst from the end of the last chapter, so thanks so much for asking if I was alright by the way. Mind you viewers, I don't mean that in the literal sense when I say that, but you get what I meant by it nonetheless. So anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the current moment. So let us now get back to the current chapter at hand now, alright?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while she is also proceeding to do it in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Okay, so now getting to the current chapter at hand, and away from Angel Bluebells fourth wall break moment. What with regard to the situation that had developed from the tail end of the last chapter? And with Angel Bluebell having now calmed down from Angel Bluebells most recent anger induced outburst? Well about that...

"Okay Ms. Alcott, so let me just stop you before you say anything else that would make you look more daft then you already are, okay now luv? First off Ms. Alcott, no one here is interested in taking your 'Ichika,' as you called him, away from you! Second off Ms. Alcott, Ichika Orimura is not your 'Ichika.' And whilst we're on the subject of one Ichika Orimura, I think that you know full well Ms. Alcott, that you're not the only female IS pilot that calls him their 'Ichika.' So with that being said Ms. Alcott, would you like me to tell the viewers alongside yourself of the exact names of the other girls that are quite smitten with one Mr. Orimura? Or shall I just leave it at that and assume that you get the overall gist of what it is that I am playing at you! So how about it luv, do you understand now?!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to yell back over to one Cecilia Alcott with in response. 

And during this very same instance, Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say it in what was without a doubt one of the most angry sounding British accents that Angel Bluebell could have ever possibly said her statement in.

And sure enough, as Angel Bluebell had intended from the off with her statement back to Cecilia Alcott. Well mind you, it wasn't exactly what Angel Bluebell had intended to have happen. Because, well...

"N-no I don't love Ichika, what the devil are you talking about?" Cecilia Alcott had now proceeded to say quite nervously. To which she also proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response, with what was without a doubt one of the most obvious and most red of blushes, that Angel Bluebell had ever seen anyone give back to her when they were clearly embarrassed.

And then...

"So hold on a second here Ms. Alcott. Because didn't you say not even but a minute ago. That you hoped that neither me nor any of my currently present allies, would try and take your 'Ichika,' as you called him away from you? You know Ms. Alcott for an elite female IS pilot, you're honestly quite terrible when it comes with attempting to lie to both me and the rest of my allies. But then again I can guarantee that no one in your family had taught you to lie. So it begs to reason as to why you're clearly so bad at it then doesn't it? So why don't you perhaps try that tactic of yours on Ms. Dunois, or perhaps even Ms. Shinonono for that matter?!" Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say over to Cecilia Alcott with in response. 

Which while Angel Bluebell was saying her statement back over to Cecilia Alcott, I noticed along with Angel Bluebell, that her face was now proceeding to get even redder then it already was, if that was even possible. But then...

"Alright, so if that is how you want to play it, then I challenge you to a duel! You and your allies against me and my IS unit?!" Cecilia Alcott then proceeded to shout quite angrily and very flustered over to Angel Bluebell with in response.

Which during this very same instance, both of the blue earrings on each of her ears proceeded to briefly emit a glow. And a split second later, Cecilia Alcott was in her all too familiar looking IS unit. Which apart from being a completely mat dark blue color. In one of her hands, she held what appeared to be a very powerful looking long range sniper rifle.

And so, with this realization of Angel Bluebells now on her mind...

"Uh oh viewers, well it would seem as though Snipey McSniperton here, is a tad bit miffed about me having called her out so too speak. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So yeah viewers, this fight is just going to wind up being a giant misunderstanding. I mean to be honest viewers, a fight like this was going to wind up happening eventually at some point in these four fanfics. But anyway viewers for right now, this does once again in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 89

Chapter 90: Some Salty Blue Tears!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: December 13, 2013


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And this was also just after one Chiffon Fairchild, or 'The Unmatched Smiling Monster,' as she was known more as throughout not just West Japan's Genetics Military Academy. But she was also the number one ranked Pandora in the entire Freezing anime canon timeline.

Which was also just after Chiffon Fairchild, or Chiffon Aoi for those of Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies that knew who she really was. And what with Chiffon winding up having to sacrifice her own life, in order for Angel Bluebell and the rest of us in The Four Aces Alliance to be able to continue on our currently never ending journey. Which was currently our Quantum Leap-esque timeline jumping from anime canon timeline to anime canon timeline. 

But, as for where we had ended up now? What with Angel Bluebell and the rest of us in The Four Aces Alliance now being in the Infinite Stratos anime canon timeline. Or another intolerable harem categorized anime from Angel Bluebells point of view...

"And to be fair here viewers, not that I haven't been such throughout this entire fanfic so far. Angel Bluebell here by the way viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceed to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers in case your were wondering, I have now managed to calm down from my quite justifiable anger and frustration induced outburst from the end of the last chapter, so thanks so much for asking if I was alright by the way. Mind you viewers, I don't mean that in the literal sense when I say that, but you get what I meant by it nonetheless. So anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the current moment. So let us now get back to the current chapter at hand now, alright?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while she is also proceeding to do it in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Okay, so now getting to the current chapter at hand, and away from Angel Bluebells fourth wall break moment. What with regard to the situation that had developed from the tail end of the last chapter? And with Angel Bluebell having now calmed down from Angel Bluebells most recent anger induced outburst? Well about that...

"Okay Ms. Alcott, so let me just stop you before you say anything else that would make you look more daft then you already are, okay now luv? First off Ms. Alcott, no one here is interested in taking your 'Ichika,' as you called him, away from you! Second off Ms. Alcott, Ichika Orimura is not your 'Ichika.' And whilst we're on the subject of one Ichika Orimura, I think that you know full well Ms. Alcott, that you're not the only female IS pilot that calls him their 'Ichika.' So with that being said Ms. Alcott, would you like me to tell the viewers alongside yourself of the exact names of the other girls that are quite smitten with one Mr. Orimura? Or shall I just leave it at that and assume that you get the overall gist of what it is that I am playing at you! So how about it luv, do you understand now?!" Angel Bluebell now proceeded to yell back over to one Cecilia Alcott with in response. 

And during this very same instance, Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say it in what was without a doubt one of the most angry sounding British accents that Angel Bluebell could have ever possibly said her statement in.

And sure enough, as Angel Bluebell had intended from the off with her statement back to Cecilia Alcott. Well mind you, it wasn't exactly what Angel Bluebell had intended to have happen. Because, well...

"N-no I don't love Ichika, what the devil are you talking about?" Cecilia Alcott had now proceeded to say quite nervously. To which she also proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response, with what was without a doubt one of the most obvious and most red of blushes, that Angel Bluebell had ever seen anyone give back to her when they were clearly embarrassed.

And then...

"So hold on a second here Ms. Alcott. Because didn't you say not even but a minute ago. That you hoped that neither me nor any of my currently present allies, would try and take your 'Ichika,' as you called him away from you? You know Ms. Alcott for an elite female IS pilot, you're honestly quite terrible when it comes with attempting to lie to both me and the rest of my allies. But then again I can guarantee that no one in your family had taught you to lie. So it begs to reason as to why you're clearly so bad at it then doesn't it? So why don't you perhaps try that tactic of yours on Ms. Dunois, or perhaps even Ms. Shinonono for that matter?!" Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say over to Cecilia Alcott with in response. 

Which while Angel Bluebell was saying her statement back over to Cecilia Alcott, I noticed along with Angel Bluebell, that her face was now proceeding to get even redder then it already was, if that was even possible. But then...

"Alright, so if that is how you want to play it, then I challenge you to a duel! You and your allies against me and my IS unit?!" Cecilia Alcott then proceeded to shout quite angrily and very flustered over to Angel Bluebell with in response.

Which during this very same instance, both of the blue earrings on each of her ears proceeded to briefly emit a glow. And a split second later, Cecilia Alcott was in her all too familiar looking IS unit. Which apart from being a completely mat dark blue color. In one of her hands, she held what appeared to be a very powerful looking long range sniper rifle.

And so, with this realization of Angel Bluebells now on her mind...

"Uh oh viewers, well it would seem as though Snipey McSniperton here, is a tad bit miffed about me having called her out so too speak. Angel Bluebell here by the way again viewers...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So yeah viewers, this fight is just going to wind up being a giant misunderstanding. I mean to be honest viewers, a fight like this was going to wind up happening eventually at some point in these four fanfics. But anyway viewers for right now, this does once again in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: December 13, 2013


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And this was also just after Angel Bluebell and the rest of our still currently present allies of The Four Aces Alliance had wound up in the anime canon timeline of Infinite Stratos.

And this was also after Angel Bluebell had greatly displayed her sheer displeasure for us all having ended up there. Plus adding in the unfortunate arrival of one Cecilia Alcott. Who after an intense British accented argument between Angel Bluebell and her, had resulted in Cecilia Alcott calling on her personal Infinite Stratos Unit, or IS for short. And as for this particular personal IS unit of Ms. Alcott's? Well it was known as Blue Tears.

And on the subject of said Blue Tears. Which was as Cecilia Alcott had proceeded to attempt to aim down the sights of her Blue Tears high powered sniper rifle. Something then proceeded to happen, that not only did it wind up throwing off Cecilia's aim with her sniper rifle. Which involved what appeared to be a stray bullet, that had proceeded to strike the side of the scope on the aforementioned high powered sniper rifle.

Which after the bullet having passed clean through it, had then caused the resulting stray trajectories of shrapnel from the scope, to cause the barrel of the high powered sniper rifle, to effectively explode. And as a result, had rendered it completely useless for the time being.

And as for who it was that had just gone and fired that stray bullet? Well...

"Damn it Sousuke you Baka! Whatever happened to trying to negotiate first?!" A very angry sounding female voice, had now proceeded to shout out quite suddenly from out of seemingly nowhere.

Which was then quickly followed by what sounded like a rolled piece of paper hitting someone in the back of their head. And upon me then witnessing Angel Bluebell then proceeding to turn towards the sound that had just reverberated to her and everyone of our other allies that were still currently present. Both of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes as well as my own, then proceeded to quickly fall upon two individuals.

One of whom in this case, was a girl who apparently had waist-length dark-blue hair, that also appeared to be tied with a red bow at the bottom. And both me and Angel Bluebell were also able to notice, that similar to that of both Keiko and Misaka, she also appeared to have brown eyes.

But, what helped to clue me and Angel Bluebell in on who she was, was that she appeared to be wearing a female uniform. Which consisted of a short long sleeved blouse, a green skirt, a red chest ribbon, black socks, and pink shoes with white laces and highlights. 

And, as for the other individual who had just been smacked quite hard in the back of the head, by what appeared to be a paper fan that the girl was currently holding in her right hand. Well they were a male of medium height with somewhat tan skin, brown hair, and eyes. He was also wearing a unique looking school uniform. Which consisted of a black blazer and pants. His hair also appeared to have bangs, that lead towards the right of his face. And apart from him currently wearing a somewhat serious face, despite him just having been smacked in the back of his head by the girls paper fan. He also appeared to have an x shaped scar on the lower left part of his chin. And in his hands, he was currently holding what appeared to be a Glock style pistol. Which from what I knew, was a Glock 26.

But, as for who both of them were? Well about that, because as I then wound up taking immediate notice, of a tickmark that had then proceeded to make itself visible once again on one side of Angel Bluebells face...

"OH COME ON, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?! SO YOU'RE JUST SERIOUSLY HAVING A LAUGH NOW! BECAUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO EXCUSE FOR WHY THE TWO OF YOU ARE NOW HERE!" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to yell quite angrily over to the two newest arrivals.

And as for who they were? Well you see, about that...

"Okay calm down Bluebell, as it's not that serious for you to get so worked up over. Hello there viewers, Keiko here again, sorry about that...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which Keiko then proceeds to bring both her attention, eyesight, and both of her brown eyes back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear briefly clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as Angel Bluebell is once again somewhat indisposed at the moment. Let me now introduce one Sousuke Sagara, and one Kaname Chidori. Who as some of you already know, are from the Full Metal Panic anime series. But for those of you viewers, who don't know of the Full Metal Panic anime series? Well think about it as if the Gundam anime series, was combined with several individuals who had a form of a psychic like ability. These individuals, of whom Kaname Chidori is one of them, are what are known as The Whispered. Or individuals who have the ability to communicate to each other telepathically, among other things of course. And that communicating ability viewers, is called 'Resonance.' Or for a similar comparison viewers? My telepathy Esper ability, that I have sometimes used on Misaka in the past. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough needed explanation from me in this current fourth wall break moment don't you? So then viewers, with this in mind, how about we get back to the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while she is also smiling with both of her brown eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Okay, so getting away from Keiko's fourth wall break moment, and back to the current situation at hand...

"Ma'am what seems to be the matter, and why are you yelling at me and Ms. Chidori?" The now correctly identified Sousuke Sagara, a Sergeant of a military company called Mithril. Or as he was known by his peers, as Urzu 7. As he was known to use a very powerful mech that was comparable to the IS Units, that was known as an Arm Slave. But unlike the IS Units, the Arbalest, along with several other select Arm Slaves, possessed what was known as a Lambda Driver. But that is something for a future chapter.

But as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back over to both Sousuke Sagara, as well as Kaname Chidori...

"Well to be fair Sergeant Sagara, I wasn't yelling at Ms. Chidori. Because believe you me, I think that you'll find that Ms. Chidori, had every right to smack you with that paper fan of hers. As you can be quite a bit hard headed when it comes to making rash decisions. And while we're on the subject, Ms. Chidori you do have my sincerest sympathy for having to put up with Sergeant Sagara's antics," Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to say over to Sousuke Sagara with in response. Which during this, Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to turn her attention towards Kaname Chidori, in order to let her know that when it came to dealing with Sousuke Sagara and his sometimes annoying antics, she had every right to be mad at him when he wound up doing anything to that regard.

And thankfully, as Angel Bluebell had intended with the tail end of her statement over to Kaname...

"Finally, someone who agrees with me that he can be intolerable sometimes! So thank you for that, because you have absolutely no idea how much that statement of yours means to me," Kaname Chidori had then proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response. Which during this, she had proceeded to smile at Angel Bluebell, while briefly closing both of her brown eyes.

And so, as I then noticed that Angel Bluebell, then proceed to let out a brief sigh of relief...

"Oh believe me Ms. Chidori, I do know how much it means to you. As no one deserves to be put through the sort of hell that you went through with those such as Gauron. And also viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So yeah viewers, I do know a thing or two about the absolute hell that Kaname Chidori was put through. I mean after all viewers, me and Wedding Peach's scuffles with those such as Galaxia and Raindevila, were just a bit worse. But anyway viewers for right now, this does once again in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while she is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 90

Chapter 91: A Clear Cut Case Of Murder!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, I believe that Angel Bluebell said that at some point that me and Revy would be covering what went on between the Infinite Stratos timeline arc, and both me and Revy rejoining everyone else in the Kill la Kill timeline arc? Well viewers, the time has now finally arrived. But first things first viewers, because this chapter will have some sensitive subjects in it, readers discretion is going to be advised for these next two chapters. So if this isn't for you, then don't read these two chapters. Now then viewers, with that now out of the way, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: December 13, 2013


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And this was also just after Angel Bluebell and the rest of our still currently present allies of The Four Aces Alliance had wound up in the anime canon timeline of Infinite Stratos.

And this was also after Angel Bluebell had greatly displayed her sheer displeasure for us all having ended up there. Plus adding in the unfortunate arrival of one Cecilia Alcott. Who after an intense British accented argument between Angel Bluebell and her, had resulted in Cecilia Alcott calling on her personal Infinite Stratos Unit, or IS for short. And as for this particular personal IS unit of Ms. Alcott's? Well it was known as Blue Tears.

And on the subject of said Blue Tears. Which was as Cecilia Alcott had proceeded to attempt to aim down the sights of her Blue Tears high powered sniper rifle. Something then proceeded to happen, that not only did it wind up throwing off Cecilia's aim with her sniper rifle. Which involved what appeared to be a stray bullet, that had proceeded to strike the side of the scope on the aforementioned high powered sniper rifle.

Which after the bullet having passed clean through it, had then caused the resulting stray trajectories of shrapnel from the scope, to cause the barrel of the high powered sniper rifle, to effectively explode. And as a result, had rendered it completely useless for the time being.

And as for who it was that had just gone and fired that stray bullet? Well...

"Damn it Sousuke you Baka! Whatever happened to trying to negotiate first?!" A very angry sounding female voice, had now proceeded to shout out quite suddenly from out of seemingly nowhere.

Which was then quickly followed by what sounded like a rolled piece of paper hitting someone in the back of their head. And upon me then witnessing Angel Bluebell then proceeding to turn towards the sound that had just reverberated to her and everyone of our other allies that were still currently present. Both of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes as well as my own, then proceeded to quickly fall upon two individuals.

One of whom in this case, was a girl who apparently had waist-length dark-blue hair, that also appeared to be tied with a red bow at the bottom. And both me and Angel Bluebell were also able to notice, that similar to that of both Keiko and Misaka, she also appeared to have brown eyes.

But, what helped to clue me and Angel Bluebell in on who she was, was that she appeared to be wearing a female uniform. Which consisted of a short long sleeved blouse, a green skirt, a red chest ribbon, black socks, and pink shoes with white laces and highlights. 

And, as for the other individual who had just been smacked quite hard in the back of the head, by what appeared to be a paper fan that the girl was currently holding in her right hand. Well they were a male of medium height with somewhat tan skin, brown hair, and eyes. He was also wearing a unique looking school uniform. Which consisted of a black blazer and pants. His hair also appeared to have bangs, that lead towards the right of his face. And apart from him currently wearing a somewhat serious face, despite him just having been smacked in the back of his head by the girls paper fan. He also appeared to have an x shaped scar on the lower left part of his chin. And in his hands, he was currently holding what appeared to be a Glock style pistol. Which from what I knew, was a Glock 26.

But, as for who both of them were? Well about that, because as I then wound up taking immediate notice, of a tickmark that had then proceeded to make itself visible once again on one side of Angel Bluebells face...

"OH COME ON, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?! SO YOU'RE JUST SERIOUSLY HAVING A LAUGH NOW! BECAUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO EXCUSE FOR WHY THE TWO OF YOU ARE NOW HERE!" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to yell quite angrily over to the two newest arrivals.

And as for who they were? Well you see, about that...

"Okay calm down Bluebell, as it's not that serious for you to get so worked up over. Hello there viewers, Keiko here again, sorry about that...*Keiko proceeds to say this while traditionally bowing to the viewers as usual. To which Keiko then proceeds to bring both her attention, eyesight, and both of her brown eyes back up again, in order to continue to address the viewers. Keiko also now proceeds to clear briefly clear her throat, as she then proceeds to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, as Angel Bluebell is once again somewhat indisposed at the moment. Let me now introduce one Sousuke Sagara, and one Kaname Chidori. Who as some of you already know, are from the Full Metal Panic anime series. But for those of you viewers, who don't know of the Full Metal Panic anime series? Well think about it as if the Gundam anime series, was combined with several individuals who had a form of a psychic like ability. These individuals, of whom Kaname Chidori is one of them, are what are known as The Whispered. Or individuals who have the ability to communicate to each other telepathically, among other things of course. And that communicating ability viewers, is called 'Resonance.' Or for a similar comparison viewers? My telepathy Esper ability, that I have sometimes used on Misaka in the past. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough needed explanation from me in this current fourth wall break moment don't you? So then viewers, with this in mind, how about we get back to the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Keiko proceeds to say this, while she is also smiling with both of her brown eyes closed, and her head tilted to one side, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Okay, so getting away from Keiko's fourth wall break moment, and back to the current situation at hand...

"Ma'am what seems to be the matter, and why are you yelling at me and Ms. Chidori?" The now correctly identified Sousuke Sagara, a Sergeant of a military company called Mithril. Or as he was known by his peers, as Urzu 7. As he was known to use a very powerful mech that was comparable to the IS Units, that was known as an Arm Slave. But unlike the IS Units, the Arbalest, along with several other select Arm Slaves, possessed what was known as a Lambda Driver. But that is something for a future chapter.

But as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back over to both Sousuke Sagara, as well as Kaname Chidori...

"Well to be fair Sergeant Sagara, I wasn't yelling at Ms. Chidori. Because believe you me, I think that you'll find that Ms. Chidori, had every right to smack you with that paper fan of hers. As you can be quite a bit hard headed when it comes to making rash decisions. And while we're on the subject, Ms. Chidori you do have my sincerest sympathy for having to put up with Sergeant Sagara's antics," Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to say over to Sousuke Sagara with in response. Which during this, Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to turn her attention towards Kaname Chidori, in order to let her know that when it came to dealing with Sousuke Sagara and his sometimes annoying antics, she had every right to be mad at him when he wound up doing anything to that regard.

And thankfully, as Angel Bluebell had intended with the tail end of her statement over to Kaname...

"Finally, someone who agrees with me that he can be intolerable sometimes! So thank you for that, because you have absolutely no idea how much that statement of yours means to me," Kaname Chidori had then proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell in response. Which during this, she had proceeded to smile at Angel Bluebell, while briefly closing both of her brown eyes.

And so, as I then noticed that Angel Bluebell, then proceed to let out a brief sigh of relief...

"Oh believe me Ms. Chidori, I do know how much it means to you. As no one deserves to be put through the sort of hell that you went through with those such as Gauron. And also viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for her to continue, to properly address the viewers*...So yeah viewers, I do know a thing or two about the absolute hell that Kaname Chidori was put through. I mean after all viewers, me and Wedding Peach's scuffles with those such as Galaxia and Raindevila, were just a bit worse. But anyway viewers for right now, this does once again in fact now currently mark the end of this current chapter. But like always viewers, we will be getting right back into the action in the very next chapter. So viewers from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see all of you in the next chapter. So viewers, see you all there, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also currently proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, while she is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: December 13, 2013


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And this was also just after Angel Bluebell and the rest of our still currently present allies of The Four Aces Alliance had wound up in the anime canon timeline of Infinite Stratos.

And also after the sudden and not planned at all arrival of both Mithril Sergeant Sousuke Sagara, and one well known Whispered Kaname Chidori. Both of whom were from the Full Metal Panic anime canon timeline.

But, with what was about to happen a short time from now, was going to make what had happened to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance, once again pale in comparison to everything that had already transpired so far.

And, as a way to help hammer this clear and obvious fact home. Suddenly, out of the blue, and seemingly out of nowhere...

"Oh come on, again?!" Me and Angel Bluebell then suddenly heard Keiko yell out quite audibly from out of seemingly nowhere. Which during her having said this exact same statement of hers, Keiko had proceeded to say it, with quite a bit of audible displeasure in her tone of voice.

And sure enough, when both me and Angel Bluebell had proceeded to turn both of our pairs of eyes towards the direction in which Keiko had projected her voice. Both me and Angel Bluebell were met once again, by an all too familiar and also quickly onrushing wave of bright white light. Which, as it proceeded to quickly wash over the area. To which it then once again proceeded to temporarily blind all of us. But then something proceeded to happen, that I wasn't prepared to witness.

Because like all of the other times that this had happened, I was preparing myself for whatever form of anime canon timeline that we were about to end up in next. And sure enough, like all of the other times that this had happened. And as the bright white light, had proceeded to die down once again after only a couple more seconds. I was then able to quickly notice, that apart from me now currently standing, in what was clearly a very run down looking apartment.

And it was then that I noticed, that although I had been a mid twenty year old female back in the Infinite Stratos anime canon timeline. I now quickly realized after looking down at myself, that I now not only looked younger then I did. But if I had to hazard a guess, I was probably about fourteen years old. But then, before I could even look at more of my surroundings, or even myself for that matter...

"Damn it Cat you wench, how many times do I have to tell you and your sister not to talk back to me?! I'm your father goddammit!" A very gruff and clearly very angry sounding male voice had now proceeded to cut through the air like a knife. And it was only a second later, that I then heard what was clearly the unmistakable sound, of someone being smacked very hard across their face.

And it wasn't even a second later, when I had proceeded to turn towards the source of the noise, did I then see who was clearly Revy. Only like myself, she was now much younger then when we had both been in the Infinite Stratos anime canon timeline. And if I had to once again hazard a guess, she also looked to be around fourteen years old. And as for what I was now able to gauge so far in such a short amount of time. Revy had just been smacked very hard across her face, by a man who looked very disheveled, and was clearly very intoxicated. And this was further compounded by the clear and obvious fact, that he was currently holding what was clearly a bottle of half drunken alcohol in his left hand.

And it was only after I had proceeded to briefly search through my memories for a brief few seconds. Was it then that I realized exactly what it was that was going on, and only then did a very angry and rage induced expression, then proceed to make its way onto my face.

"Well viewers, I think that a brief moment to help you all understand what is truly going on here is currently in order. Hello there viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, the date at this current moment, is July 1, 1986. And as for the current location viewers? Well for those of you who are die hard Black Lagoon anime fans, then you will have noticed that, well, welcome to Chinatown, New York viewers. Yeah, now you understand why I said that readers discretion was advised right? Because...well...*I proceed to say this, only to then be interrupted midway through my fourth wall break. Which in this case, was due to an all too familiar looking wave of bright white light, then proceeding to once again wash over me and Revy, and then once again temporarily blind us*"

Only once the bright white light had once again proceeded to die down, after only a couple more seconds. I then noticed that me and Revy, were no longer in the apartment with our abusive father. But we were actually approaching what was clearly the front door to our apartment. And for some reason, I then noticed that as Revy opened the door, and we both then proceeded inside of our apartment...

"Revy, Cat, where have you two been?! I need one of you to get me another drink!" The still very gruff and very drunk sounding voice of our father, had proceeded to speak up with saying. And as I then proceeded to turn my attention briefly over to Revy, I then noticed that she was clearly very livid. And to be honest, I didn't blame her for being this way either. And so, with this thought currently on my mind, and as I then proceeded to go to a nearby dresser. I then proceeded to pull what was clearly a loaded gun out of one of the dresser drawers. But, there wasn't a silencer attached to the gun, and I wasn't able to find one either.

And then...

"Hey Revy, I think that it is finally time for us to head out on our own don't you think? The only trouble here sis, is that I wasn't able to find a silencer..." I proceeded to say over to Revy, as I currently held the loaded pistol in my right hand. But then....

"Cat you don't need to say anything more, because to be quite honest with you, I was beginning to think that you were never going to ask!" Revy had then proceeded to say back over to me with in response. And as we both made our way over to our drunken father, who was currently laying in what was clearly a not well kept bed. I simply gave Revy a quick nod, and as I proceeded to pull back the slide on the loaded pistol. Revy then proceeded to quickly cover our father's face with one of the pillows on the bed. And note even a split second later, I quickly aimed the loaded barrel of the pistol while pressing it quite firmly against the top of the pillow. And upon me then proceeding to pull the trigger quite aggressively without any sort of hesitation. I then noticed what were clearly feathers, that had proceeded to quickly explode out from the pillow case.

"Well viewers, I would say that that was 'A Clear Cut Case Of Murder.' Also hello there viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers for the next several chapter, you're going to be reading about me and Revy's goings on so too speak while everyone else is handling their own business over in the other three fanfics. And also viewers, if you thought that this was only going to be covering about me and Revy's troubled past? Then I am sorry to disappoint you. Because there is going to be a bit more to these upcoming chapters then just that. Now then viewer, unfortunately this does now mark the end of this chapter. But we will be getting right back into it in the next chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?....*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 91

Chapter 92: Two Hands, Double Tap, And The Scarlet Ammo!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers once again because this chapter will once again have some sensitive subjects in it, readers discretion is going to once again be advised for this chapter. So like the last chapter viewers if this isn't for you, then don't read this chapter. Now then viewers, with that now out of the way, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: December 13, 2013


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation, as well as the currently still ongoing battle at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her end of chapter fourth wall break from the tail end of the last chapter. And this was also just after Angel Bluebell and the rest of our still currently present allies of The Four Aces Alliance had wound up in the anime canon timeline of Infinite Stratos.

And also after the sudden and not planned at all arrival of both Mithril Sergeant Sousuke Sagara, and one well known Whispered Kaname Chidori. Both of whom were from the Full Metal Panic anime canon timeline.

But, with what was about to happen a short time from now, was going to make what had happened to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance, once again pale in comparison to everything that had already transpired so far.

And, as a way to help hammer this clear and obvious fact home. Suddenly, out of the blue, and seemingly out of nowhere...

"Oh come on, again?!" Me and Angel Bluebell then suddenly heard Keiko yell out quite audibly from out of seemingly nowhere. Which during her having said this exact same statement of hers, Keiko had proceeded to say it, with quite a bit of audible displeasure in her tone of voice.

And sure enough, when both me and Angel Bluebell had proceeded to turn both of our pairs of eyes towards the direction in which Keiko had projected her voice. Both me and Angel Bluebell were met once again, by an all too familiar and also quickly onrushing wave of bright white light. Which, as it proceeded to quickly wash over the area. To which it then once again proceeded to temporarily blind all of us. But then something proceeded to happen, that I wasn't prepared to witness.

Because like all of the other times that this had happened, I was preparing myself for whatever form of anime canon timeline that we were about to end up in next. And sure enough, like all of the other times that this had happened. And as the bright white light, had proceeded to die down once again after only a couple more seconds. I was then able to quickly notice, that apart from me now currently standing, in what was clearly a very run down looking apartment.

And it was then that I noticed, that although I had been a mid twenty year old female back in the Infinite Stratos anime canon timeline. I now quickly realized after looking down at myself, that I now not only looked younger then I did. But if I had to hazard a guess, I was probably about fourteen years old. But then, before I could even look at more of my surroundings, or even myself for that matter...

"Damn it Cat you wench, how many times do I have to tell you and your sister not to talk back to me?! I'm your father goddammit!" A very gruff and clearly very angry sounding male voice had now proceeded to cut through the air like a knife. And it was only a second later, that I then heard what was clearly the unmistakable sound, of someone being smacked very hard across their face.

And it wasn't even a second later, when I had proceeded to turn towards the source of the noise, did I then see who was clearly Revy. Only like myself, she was now much younger then when we had both been in the Infinite Stratos anime canon timeline. And if I had to once again hazard a guess, she also looked to be around fourteen years old. And as for what I was now able to gauge so far in such a short amount of time. Revy had just been smacked very hard across her face, by a man who looked very disheveled, and was clearly very intoxicated. And this was further compounded by the clear and obvious fact, that he was currently holding what was clearly a bottle of half drunken alcohol in his left hand.

And it was only after I had proceeded to briefly search through my memories for a brief few seconds. Was it then that I realized exactly what it was that was going on, and only then did a very angry and rage induced expression, then proceed to make its way onto my face.

"Well viewers, I think that a brief moment to help you all understand what is truly going on here is currently in order. Hello there viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, the date at this current moment, is July 1, 1986. And as for the current location viewers? Well for those of you who are die hard Black Lagoon anime fans, then you will have noticed that, well, welcome to Chinatown, New York viewers. Yeah, now you understand why I said that readers discretion was advised right? Because...well...*I proceed to say this, only to then be interrupted midway through my fourth wall break. Which in this case, was due to an all too familiar looking wave of bright white light, then proceeding to once again wash over me and Revy, and then once again temporarily blind us*"

Only once the bright white light had once again proceeded to die down, after only a couple more seconds. I then noticed that me and Revy, were no longer in the apartment with our abusive father. But we were actually approaching what was clearly the front door to our apartment. And for some reason, I then noticed that as Revy opened the door, and we both then proceeded inside of our apartment...

"Revy, Cat, where have you two been?! I need one of you to get me another drink!" The still very gruff and very drunk sounding voice of our father, had proceeded to speak up with saying. And as I then proceeded to turn my attention briefly over to Revy, I then noticed that she was clearly very livid. And to be honest, I didn't blame her for being this way either. And so, with this thought currently on my mind, and as I then proceeded to go to a nearby dresser. I then proceeded to pull what was clearly a loaded gun out of one of the dresser drawers. But, there wasn't a silencer attached to the gun, and I wasn't able to find one either.

And then...

"Hey Revy, I think that it is finally time for us to head out on our own don't you think? The only trouble here sis, is that I wasn't able to find a silencer..." I proceeded to say over to Revy, as I currently held the loaded pistol in my right hand. But then....

"Cat you don't need to say anything more, because to be quite honest with you, I was beginning to think that you were never going to ask!" Revy had then proceeded to say back over to me with in response. And as we both made our way over to our drunken father, who was currently laying in what was clearly a not well kept bed. I simply gave Revy a quick nod, and as I proceeded to pull back the slide on the loaded pistol. Revy then proceeded to quickly cover our father's face with one of the pillows on the bed. And note even a split second later, I quickly aimed the loaded barrel of the pistol while pressing it quite firmly against the top of the pillow. And upon me then proceeding to pull the trigger quite aggressively without any sort of hesitation. I then noticed what were clearly feathers, that had proceeded to quickly explode out from the pillow case.

"Well viewers, I would say that that was 'A Clear Cut Case Of Murder.' Also hello there viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers for the next several chapters, you're going to be reading about me and Revy's goings on so too speak while everyone else is handling their own business over in the other three fanfics. And also viewers, if you thought that this was only going to be covering about me and Revy's troubled past? Then I am sorry to disappoint you. Because there is going to be a bit more to these upcoming chapters then just that. Now then viewers, unfortunately this does now mark the end of this chapter. But we will be getting right back into it in the next chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?....*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2011


"Okay what the actual heck?! How is it that we both wound up getting involved in this ungodly mess of a situation?!" Revy had now proceeded to exclaim, albeit in quite the unhappy sounding tone to her current tone of voice. And given that me and Revy, had quickly gone from being on the run from Johnny Law, for having killed our alcoholic and abusive father at the tail end of the last chapter. To then having to live out on the streets of Chinatown, New York for several days. Before we were then arrested by several Chinatown NYPD Police Officers for our fathers murder. 

And with regard to the said ungodly mess of a situation, that Revy had just referred to...

"Okay, so about that viewers. Also hello there viewers, Catherine here again by the way...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, a lot has gone on in between the previous chapter and this one. So let me just bring all of you viewers up to speed with regard to what went on since then. So first off viewers, if you were at all wondering about possibly learning more about what went on regarding out arrest, and eventual escape from jail? I will be covering that in a future chapter. Also viewers, me and Revy are not exactly in Chinatown at the moment anymore. In fact viewers, we are actually not in New York at all anymore. Because as of recently viewers...*I proceed to say this, only for someone to then proceed to speak up, and thus they wound up cutting me off midway through my fourth wall break moment*"

And as for who had just gone and done this to me? Well about that...

"Hey Mrs. Out To Lunch! Get your mind back down to earth! This is not the time to be messing around talking to no one!" A very bratty and clearly not too pleased sounding female voice, had now proceeded to say over to me with out of seemingly nowhere. And upon a tickmark, then proceeding to quickly find its way onto my face, along with a very not pleased looking expression...

"Yes mothe....I mean Aria. You know you can be a headache and a half sometimes, you know that Aria?! And that is even with including her ability to expertly handle pistols the way that she does! Also viewers, let me now welcome you all, to the anime canon timeline, of 'Aria The Scarlet Ammo.' Yes indeed viewers, I mean after all I did say that these next several chapters, were not just going to be covering me and Revy's past. And in case you were wondering viewers? Yes, this will wind up counting as anime number sixty-seven in these four fanfics. And that is because these four fanfics still count as being interconnected. So that means in this case viewers, that any new anime that are introduced into this particular fanfiction perspective, will in fact be counted towards the 'one hundred different forms of anime and media' world record with regard to these four fanfics. Now then viewers, I believe that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the time being. Now then, how about we finally get on with the chapter at hand now...okay?...*I proceed to say this current thought based fourth wall break moment, by starting with proceeding to turn my attention along with my eyesight, slightly over to me left, in order for me to address the viewers. To which I then proceed give yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

And so, getting away from my thought based fourth wall break moment, and back to the currently ongoing situation at hand...

"So, do you five really believe for even a moment, that you and your run of the mill guns stand any sort of a chance at defeating me?!" A very demonic and male sounding voice, had now proceeded to speak up out of seemingly nowhere with. And as it spoke, it seemed as though it had also proceeded to cut through the air like a knife. Which had come from what was clearly a very hairy looking, very tall, and blood red eyed werewolf. But then...

"Okay first of Vlad, actually is it alright if I instead call you Alucard? Or perhaps Dracula, I mean after all that is who you truly are isn't it? Mind you, you look less like a vampire, then Vlad Plasmius does in Danny Phantom! And finally Drac, whoever said that me and Revy use run of the mill guns? Because I don't recall either of us ever saying that! Also Al, I don't think that you truly realize exactly how deep in the weeds you truly are here?! How about me and Revy show you, just how badly wrong you are?! Hey Aria, you said that Vlad here has four weak points on his body right? And if I am not mistaken, it is the three eye mark like tattoos on parts of his body. And as for the fourth one? Well Aria I think that you will find that the fourth mark...*I proceed to say this over to Aria, Riko, and also Kinji. Only for Aria to then proceed to speak up, and thus once again proceeded to cut me off midway through my statement*"

"Is on his chest, yes I know Cat, it's..." Aria had proceeded to go and say back over to me with in response, while also proceeding to cut me off. Which unfortunately for Aria, was a severely poor mistake on her part. Because not even a second later...

"Hey Little Miss Impatient?! How about you don't interrupt someone while they are explaining something to you?!" Revy had now proceeded to suddenly blurt out over to Aria with, and like when Aria had interrupted me, this had now gone and cut Aria off midway through her statement over to me. Which as intended by Revy, wound up doing the trick...

"Uh, r-right Cat that was foolish of me to interrupt you, please continue..." Aria had now proceeded to say in what was clearly a somewhat fearful sounding tone to her voice. Which I knew all too well, was due to her overwhelming fear of having just gone and set Revy off for having just gone and chosen to interrupt me. And then...

"Thank you Aria, how kind of you. And yes, I accept your apology. Now then viewers, Catherine here again by the way...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, unfortunately this does now mark the end of this chapter. But we will be getting right back into it in the next chapter. For when me, Revy, Aria, And Kinji, finally take care of Vlad. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?....*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 92

Chapter 93: Two Hands, Double Tap, And Operation Strix!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, it is now once again time to get back into the action with Vlad. But before we get on with the chapter recap viewers, I would like to point out that Aria The Scarlet Ammo, is not going to be the only anime canon timeline that you will be reading about in this sort of side quest style arc. Now while I won't get into details with spoiling you viewers too much. I will however say, that the next few anime canon timelines that me and Revy will wind up winding up in? Well I would not want to miss reading about them if I were you, so lets just leave it at that, hmm? Now then viewers, with that now out of the way, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: July 1, 2011


"Okay what the actual heck?! How is it that we both wound up getting involved in this ungodly mess of a situation?!" Revy had now proceeded to exclaim, albeit in quite the unhappy sounding tone to her current tone of voice. And given that me and Revy, had quickly gone from being on the run from Johnny Law, for having killed our alcoholic and abusive father at the tail end of the last chapter. To then having to live out on the streets of Chinatown, New York for several days. Before we were then arrested by several Chinatown NYPD Police Officers for our fathers murder.

And with regard to the said ungodly mess of a situation, that Revy had just referred to...

"Okay, so about that viewers. Also hello there viewers, Catherine here again by the way...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, a lot has gone on in between the previous chapter and this one. So let me just bring all of you viewers up to speed with regard to what went on since then. So first off viewers, if you were at all wondering about possibly learning more about what went on regarding out arrest, and eventual escape from jail? I will be covering that in a future chapter. Also viewers, me and Revy are not exactly in Chinatown at the moment anymore. In fact viewers, we are actually not in New York at all anymore. Because as of recently viewers...*I proceed to say this, only for someone to then proceed to speak up, and thus they wound up cutting me off midway through my fourth wall break moment*"

And as for who had just gone and done this to me? Well about that...

"Hey Mrs. Out To Lunch! Get your mind back down to earth! This is not the time to be messing around talking to no one!" A very bratty and clearly not too pleased sounding female voice, had now proceeded to say over to me with out of seemingly nowhere. And upon a tickmark, then proceeding to quickly find its way onto my face, along with a very not pleased looking expression...

"Yes mothe....I mean Aria. You know you can be a headache and a half sometimes, you know that Aria?! And that is even with including her ability to expertly handle pistols the way that she does! Also viewers, let me now welcome you all, to the anime canon timeline, of 'Aria The Scarlet Ammo.' Yes indeed viewers, I mean after all I did say that these next several chapters, were not just going to be covering me and Revy's past. And in case you were wondering viewers? Yes, this will wind up counting as anime number sixty-seven in these four fanfics. And that is because these four fanfics still count as being interconnected. So that means in this case viewers, that any new anime that are introduced into this particular fanfiction perspective, will in fact be counted towards the 'one hundred different forms of anime and media' world record with regard to these four fanfics. Now then viewers, I believe that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for the time being. Now then, how about we finally get on with the chapter at hand now...okay?...*I proceed to say this current thought based fourth wall break moment, by starting with proceeding to turn my attention along with my eyesight, slightly over to me left, in order for me to address the viewers. To which I then proceed give yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

And so, getting away from my thought based fourth wall break moment, and back to the currently ongoing situation at hand...

"So, do you five really believe for even a moment, that you and your run of the mill guns stand any sort of a chance at defeating me?!" A very demonic and male sounding voice, had now proceeded to speak up out of seemingly nowhere with. And as it spoke, it seemed as though it had also proceeded to cut through the air like a knife. Which had come from what was clearly a very hairy looking, very tall, and blood red eyed werewolf. But then...

"Okay first of Vlad, actually is it alright if I instead call you Alucard? Or perhaps Dracula, I mean after all that is who you truly are isn't it? Mind you, you look less like a vampire, then Vlad Plasmius does in Danny Phantom! And finally Drac, whoever said that me and Revy use run of the mill guns? Because I don't recall either of us ever saying that! Also Al, I don't think that you truly realize exactly how deep in the weeds you truly are here?! How about me and Revy show you, just how badly wrong you are?! Hey Aria, you said that Vlad here has four weak points on his body right? And if I am not mistaken, it is the three eye mark like tattoos on parts of his body. And as for the fourth one? Well Aria I think that you will find that the fourth mark...*I proceed to say this over to Aria, Riko, and also Kinji. Only for Aria to then proceed to speak up, and thus once again proceeded to cut me off midway through my statement*"

"Is on his chest, yes I know Cat, it's..." Aria had proceeded to go and say back over to me with in response, while also proceeding to cut me off. Which unfortunately for Aria, was a severely poor mistake on her part. Because not even a second later...

"Hey Little Miss Impatient?! How about you don't interrupt someone while they are explaining something to you?!" Revy had now proceeded to suddenly blurt out over to Aria with, and like when Aria had interrupted me, this had now gone and cut Aria off midway through her statement over to me. Which as intended by Revy, wound up doing the trick...

"Uh, r-right Cat that was foolish of me to interrupt you, please continue..." Aria had now proceeded to say in what was clearly a somewhat fearful sounding tone to her voice. Which I knew all too well, was due to her overwhelming fear of having just gone and set Revy off for having just gone and chosen to interrupt me. And then...

"Thank you Aria, how kind of you. And yes, I accept your apology. Now then viewers, Catherine here again by the way...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, unfortunately this does now mark the end of this chapter. But we will be getting right back into it in the next chapter. For when me, Revy, Aria, And Kinji, finally take care of Vlad. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 1, 2011


"Hello there viewers, and yes I know it must be quite weird for you all to read about just me and Revy for a change isn't it? Catherine here by the way...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, I think that it should go without saying. But for those of you who are not aware of what has been going on in the past few chapters? Well let's just say that this is what you would normally refer to, as a sort of line of side arcs shall we say? As in...*I proceed to say this, only for someone similar to how they had gone and done in the previous chapter, had now proceeded to once again go and cut me off midway through my fourth wall break moment*"

And as for who this particular someone was? Well that much should have been obvious...

"Hey Catherine, can you stop speaking to that side of the rooftop as though someone is actually there when there clearly isn't?! And furthermore, how about you cut to the chase and enlighten me on where exactly Dracula's..." Aria had then proceeded to interrupt with saying this over to me with from out of seemingly nowhere. The only trouble was, that I had now once again proceeded to go and cut her off midway through her statement over to me. And as for me and my response back to Aria? Well...

"My my Aria, well aren't we just the impatient one today?! You do know Little Miss Tsundere, that the world doesn't always revolve around you if ever at all right?! So how about you try that attitude on Kinji instead hmm?! I mean after all, you seem to take quite an interest in him in more ways then one right? And for the record viewers, if you know just what it is that I am on about with that? Then you have a keen intellect for even the smallest of details. I mean after all...*I proceed to say this, only for Aria to now once again proceed to go and cut me off midway through my fourth wall break moment*"

And then...

"Hey Catherine?!" Aria now proceeded to speak up with over to me with out of seemingly nowhere. Only this time, her tone was one of what I could tell was somewhat fearfulness. But thankfully, I already knew what had prompted this change in Aria's tone. And so, with this exact realization now very much on my mind...

"Really Drac, you can't wait for even a few minutes for you to wait your turn to meet the Grim Reaper?! You know Drac for a well known vampire, you certainly are not one who likes to be patient. But speaking of which Drac..." I then proceeded to say, as I then proceeded to point one of my modified Berreta M9 pistols at Dracula. More specifically, I had proceeded to point it directly at Dracula's face. Or in this case, his tongue.

Which just so happened to be the place where his fourth pressure point was. And thankfully, with regard to everyone else, I was not going to need to tell them where to aim and shoot, in order to take out the remaining three pressure points on Dracula's body. Because as I proceeded to pull the trigger on my modified Berreta M9 pistol. Kinji, Revy, and Aria, then proceeded to quickly raise their respective pistols. To which they then proceeded to fire a single round each at each of Dracula's remaining pressure points. But, even before I had proceeded to go and raise my modified Berreta M9 pistol...

"So you five still somehow think that you can defeat me do you?! Do you not realize that I can regenerate?!" Dracula had then proceeded to say over to me, Revy, Aria, Kinji, and Riko with. Which ironically, he had proceeded to say this statement of his over to us, in what I could only assume was one of the most smug and arrogant sounding tones, that I had ever heard from anyone. But, just before I had proceeded to pull the trigger on my my modified Berreta M9 pistol...

"Oh Drac, you really are quite the naive one aren't you?! Because not only do we think we can win, but once we each fire our respective shots, I think that you will find Drac, that we will win! And so Drac with that being said, long live the Four Aces because this is checkmate!" I then proceeded to say. Only I now had an all too familiar looking devilish smirk on my face, that like all of the other times, could still very much give Revy a run for her money. And with Revy, Aria, and Kinji, proceeding to fire a single round from one of their already raised pistols. Each one of the bullets, along with the single one that I fired, proceeded to strike Dracula, in his four key pressure points. Which just after they had impacted, had then suddenly caused a wave of bright white light, to then proceed to suddenly erupt outwards. And like before, proceeded to blind me and Revy.

But, as the light had then proceeded to die down after a few more seconds. I then proceeded to instinctively look at my surroundings. It was only then that I realized that me and Revy, now appeared to be on what was clearly a very fancy and somewhat ancient looking street. The only trouble was, I wasn't exactly quite sure at the moment, as to where we me and Revy had ended up this time. But to make our situation just that much more interesting...

"What the heck, where are we?! Catherine, did you do this?! Start explaining what is going on right now!" The still very much unmistakable voice of Aria had now proceeded to yell over to me from directly behind me and Revy. But then, out of the blue...

"Papa, look at the those people over there!" What was clearly a young female girls voice, had now proceeded to say over to me, Revy, Aria, Kinji, and Riko with from out of seemingly nowhere. The only trouble now, was that I now knew exactly where we had ended up this time. And to make matters worse, if me, Revy, Aria, Kinji, and Riko didn't tread carefully like our lives depended on it. Which in this case that was currently very much the case. Then there was a very good chance, that we may very well wind up dead.

"So yeah viewers, this is not what I would call the best situation for us to be in if I'm honest. Oh right, Catherine here again by the way viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, let me now welcome you all to the all too familiar anime canon timeline, of 'Spy X Family.' Yes indeed viewers, you did just read that part right. Which now brings the current number of different anime and media in these four fanfics, to sixty-nine. To which I say to that viewers, 'nice.' Oh, and in case you were viewers were at all wondering, the aforementioned young girl, is in fact one Anya Forger. And as for the person she just referred to as 'Papa?' Well that was one Loid Forger. Or as he is also known as, 'Twilight.' And no viewers, I don't mean the book series of the same name when I say that. So don't be getting any weird ideas okay?! And finally, one Yor Forger. Or as she is also known as, 'Thorn Princess.' Now then viewers, unfortunately this does now mark the end of this chapter. But we will be getting right back into it in the next chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 93

Chapter 94: Two Hands, Double Tap, And The Blowfish Venom!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, it is now once again time to get back into the action with Loid, Yor, and Anya Forger in the Spy X Family anime canon timeline. Or as I am sure that you know Loid and Yor as, 'Twilight,' and 'Thorn Princess.' Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: July 1, 2011


"Hello there viewers, and yes I know it must be quite weird for you all to read about just me and Revy for a change isn't it? Catherine here by the way...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, I think that it should go without saying. But for those of you who are not aware of what has been going on in the past few chapters? Well let's just say that this is what you would normally refer to, as a sort of line of side arcs shall we say? As in...*I proceed to say this, only for someone similar to how they had gone and done in the previous chapter, had now proceeded to once again go and cut me off midway through my fourth wall break moment*"

And as for who this particular someone was? Well that much should have been obvious...

"Hey Catherine, can you stop speaking to that side of the rooftop as though someone is actually there when there clearly isn't?! And furthermore, how about you cut to the chase and enlighten me on where exactly Dracula's..." Aria had then proceeded to interrupt with saying this over to me with from out of seemingly nowhere. The only trouble was, that I had now once again proceeded to go and cut her off midway through her statement over to me. And as for me and my response back to Aria? Well...

"My my Aria, well aren't we just the impatient one today?! You do know Little Miss Tsundere, that the world doesn't always revolve around you if ever at all right?! So how about you try that attitude on Kinji instead hmm?! I mean after all, you seem to take quite an interest in him in more ways then one right? And for the record viewers, if you know just what it is that I am on about with that? Then you have a keen intellect for even the smallest of details. I mean after all...*I proceed to say this, only for Aria to now once again proceed to go and cut me off midway through my fourth wall break moment*"

And then...

"Hey Catherine?!" Aria now proceeded to speak up with over to me with out of seemingly nowhere. Only this time, her tone was one of what I could tell was somewhat fearfulness. But thankfully, I already knew what had prompted this change in Aria's tone. And so, with this exact realization now very much on my mind...

"Really Drac, you can't wait for even a few minutes for you to wait your turn to meet the Grim Reaper?! You know Drac for a well known vampire, you certainly are not one who likes to be patient. But speaking of which Drac..." I then proceeded to say, as I then proceeded to point one of my modified Berreta M9 pistols at Dracula. More specifically, I had proceeded to point it directly at Dracula's face. Or in this case, his tongue.

Which just so happened to be the place where his fourth pressure point was. And thankfully, with regard to everyone else, I was not going to need to tell them where to aim and shoot, in order to take out the remaining three pressure points on Dracula's body. Because as I proceeded to pull the trigger on my modified Berreta M9 pistol. Kinji, Revy, and Aria, then proceeded to quickly raise their respective pistols. To which they then proceeded to fire a single round each at each of Dracula's remaining pressure points. But, even before I had proceeded to go and raise my modified Berreta M9 pistol...

"So you five still somehow think that you can defeat me do you?! Do you not realize that I can regenerate?!" Dracula had then proceeded to say over to me, Revy, Aria, Kinji, and Riko with. Which ironically, he had proceeded to say this statement of his over to us, in what I could only assume was one of the most smug and arrogant sounding tones, that I had ever heard from anyone. But, just before I had proceeded to pull the trigger on my my modified Berreta M9 pistol...

"Oh Drac, you really are quite the naive one aren't you?! Because not only do we think we can win, but once we each fire our respective shots, I think that you will find Drac, that we will win! And so Drac with that being said, long live the Four Aces because this is checkmate!" I then proceeded to say. Only I now had an all too familiar looking devilish smirk on my face, that like all of the other times, could still very much give Revy a run for her money. And with Revy, Aria, and Kinji, proceeding to fire a single round from one of their already raised pistols. Each one of the bullets, along with the single one that I fired, proceeded to strike Dracula, in his four key pressure points. Which just after they had impacted, had then suddenly caused a wave of bright white light, to then proceed to suddenly erupt outwards. And like before, proceeded to blind me and Revy.

But, as the light had then proceeded to die down after a few more seconds. I then proceeded to instinctively look at my surroundings. It was only then that I realized that me and Revy, now appeared to be on what was clearly a very fancy and somewhat ancient looking street. The only trouble was, I wasn't exactly quite sure at the moment, as to where we me and Revy had ended up this time. But to make our situation just that much more interesting...

"What the heck, where are we?! Catherine, did you do this?! Start explaining what is going on right now!" The still very much unmistakable voice of Aria had now proceeded to yell over to me from directly behind me and Revy. But then, out of the blue...

"Papa, look at the those people over there!" What was clearly a young female girls voice, had now proceeded to say over to me, Revy, Aria, Kinji, and Riko with from out of seemingly nowhere. The only trouble now, was that I now knew exactly where we had ended up this time. And to make matters worse, if me, Revy, Aria, Kinji, and Riko didn't tread carefully like our lives depended on it. Which in this case that was currently very much the case. Then there was a very good chance, that we may very well wind up dead.

"So yeah viewers, this is not what I would call the best situation for us to be in if I'm honest. Oh right, Catherine here again by the way viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, let me now welcome you all to the all too familiar anime canon timeline, of 'Spy X Family.' Yes indeed viewers, you did just read that part right. Which now brings the current number of different anime and media in these four fanfics, to sixty-nine. To which I say to that viewers, 'nice.' Oh, and in case you were viewers were at all wondering, the aforementioned young girl, is in fact one Anya Forger. And as for the person she just referred to as 'Papa?' Well that was one Loid Forger. Or as he is also known as, 'Twilight.' And no viewers, I don't mean the book series of the same name when I say that. So don't be getting any weird ideas okay?! And finally, one Yor Forger. Or as she is also known as, 'Thorn Princess.' Now then viewers, unfortunately this does now mark the end of this chapter. But we will be getting right back into it in the next chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: October 7, 2023


"Hello there viewers, Catherine here...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, let me first bring you all up to speed with regard to what has gone on since the tail end of the previous chapter. And so viewers with this in mind, after the whole sudden encounter with one Loid, Yor, and Anya Forger. We both managed, out of just pure dumb luck in my opinion I may add. To somehow convince Loid. Well when I say that viewers, what I mean is that we sort of convinced Loid that some...*ahem*...quite dangerous individuals were after Yor. Which given which episode that it was that me and Revy had ended up in, this turned out to be a bit of a happy accident so too speak. And so, with this now in mind, let us now finally get on with the chapter. Which as it currently stands viewers, is at a nearby restaurant about an hour or so later. Now then viewers, with that now having been said, shall we begin?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

And so, getting into the current chapter at hand, and with me and Revy walking down a corridor somewhere in the aforementioned building in question...

"Wow I'm bored! Now I know how Jeremy, Richard, and James must have felt when they were in Columbia on The Grand Tour!" I then proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. Only I had said this statement with a very not happy sounding tone to my current tone of voice. The only trouble with me having just gone and said this statement was, well about that...

"What the heck kind of a statement was that just now sis?!" Revy had now proceeded to say over to me with from out of seemingly nowhere. Which was also while Revy had proceeded to briefly look at me as though I was crazy. But thankfully, I was quick to respond with enough validity to prove Revy otherwise. And what I mean by this was as follows...

"It's just those damn corny statements that Bluebell always tends to say sis! She just seems to use them so damn much! Gives you a headache after awhile!" I then proceeded to say back over to Revy with in response. Which upon Revy's facial expression then proceeding to shift back to one of understanding, I then knew that my response over to her had gone and done the trick. But then, out of seemingly nowhere...

"Finally, I am going to get my damn revenge on that Thorn Princess for incarcerating the rest of my team!" A very clearly angry sounding male voice had then proceeded to say somewhat audibly from a nearby room partway down the corridor. And upon me and Revy both having heard this. We both reached for one of our respective modified pistols. And upon both of us then proceeding to pull back the slides on each of our respective modified pistols. We both then used a bit of stealth, to slowly inch down the hallway and peer into the room from where the male voice had originated from. And sure enough...

"Well Thorn Princess, lets see how much you enjoy this Blowfish Venom!" The male voice from before said. Which upon both me and Revy now realizing that it came from a somewhat short man, who was currently wearing a waiter uniform. A clearly very smug and evil looking smirk, then proceeded to quickly make its way onto both of our respective faces. And then...

"Excuse me waiter, but I believe that you're wanted at table two? The male patron at table two has been complaining about their chicken being cold," I then proceeded to say whilst projecting my voice into the room. And sure enough, as I had intended with my statement...

"Tell them to take it up with the manager! I am a little bit..." The male then proceeded to respond back over to me with, without him proceeding to turn his attention towards me for even a single second. And the trouble with this, was that his attentiveness was pretty much not existent at the current moment. And as a result of this currently being the case...

"And just might I ask what it is that you're doing then? Now, I say that you do as I ask! And as a certain someone once said in The World Is Not Enough, 'I insist!" I then proceeded to say to the male in question. Only before he could even react or respond, both me and Revy had then proceeded to quickly run over to the male dressed in the waiter uniform. To which we both then proceeded to point our respective already loaded modified pistols directly at him. And then...

"Who the hell are you two?!" The man in question then proceeded to say over to me and Revy with in response. Which me only just judging from his currently unhappy looking expression and tone. I could tell that he had just been 'caught with his pants down,' so too speak. And since I had now proceeded to quickly notice what was clearly a somewhat considerable amount of dark red liquid in what was clearly a martini glass. I then realized that this must have been the Blowfish Venom that the man had been talking to himself about. And then...

"We're your worst nightmare you cheap imitation for a waiter! Now unless you want me and Cat here to give your brain a breath of fresh air! Then I do insist that you don't go and do anything stupid!" Revy then proceeded to go and say back over to the man in the waiter uniform with from out of seemingly nowhere. The only trouble was, that even before the man in question could even respond back to what Revy had just said to him. An all too familiar looking wave of bright white light, had proceeded to quickly wash over both me and Revy. And just like last time, it had then proceeded to go and temporarily blind both of us.

And the only thing that was on my mind now, was where were me and Revy going to end up next...

"Well viewers, I think the answer to that question will have to wait until the next chapter. Catherine here by the way again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, unfortunately this does now mark the end of this chapter. But we will be getting right back into it in the next chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 94

Chapter 95: Two Hands, Double Tap, And Haruhi!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, it is now once again time to get back into the action. Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: October 7, 2023


"Hello there viewers, Catherine here...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, let me first bring you all up to speed with regard to what has gone on since the tail end of the previous chapter. And so viewers with this in mind, after the whole sudden encounter with one Loid, Yor, and Anya Forger. We both managed, out of just pure dumb luck in my opinion I may add. To somehow convince Loid. Well when I say that viewers, what I mean is that we sort of convinced Loid that some...*ahem*...quite dangerous individuals were after Yor. Which given which episode that it was that me and Revy had ended up in, this turned out to be a bit of a happy accident so too speak. And so, with this now in mind, let us now finally get on with the chapter. Which as it currently stands viewers, is at a nearby restaurant about an hour or so later. Now then viewers, with that now having been said, shall we begin?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

And so, getting into the current chapter at hand, and with me and Revy walking down a corridor somewhere in the aforementioned building in question...

"Wow I'm bored! Now I know how Jeremy, Richard, and James must have felt when they were in Columbia on The Grand Tour!" I then proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere. Only I had said this statement with a very not happy sounding tone to my current tone of voice. The only trouble with me having just gone and said this statement was, well about that...

"What the heck kind of a statement was that just now sis?!" Revy had now proceeded to say over to me with from out of seemingly nowhere. Which was also while Revy had proceeded to briefly look at me as though I was crazy. But thankfully, I was quick to respond with enough validity to prove Revy otherwise. And what I mean by this was as follows...

"It's just those damn corny statements that Bluebell always tends to say sis! She just seems to use them so damn much! Gives you a headache after awhile!" I then proceeded to say back over to Revy with in response. Which upon Revy's facial expression then proceeding to shift back to one of understanding, I then knew that my response over to her had gone and done the trick. But then, out of seemingly nowhere...

"Finally, I am going to get my damn revenge on that Thorn Princess for incarcerating the rest of my team!" A very clearly angry sounding male voice had then proceeded to say somewhat audibly from a nearby room partway down the corridor. And upon me and Revy both having heard this. We both reached for one of our respective modified pistols. And upon both of us then proceeding to pull back the slides on each of our respective modified pistols. We both then used a bit of stealth, to slowly inch down the hallway and peer into the room from where the male voice had originated from. And sure enough...

"Well Thorn Princess, lets see how much you enjoy this Blowfish Venom!" The male voice from before said. Which upon both me and Revy now realizing that it came from a somewhat short man, who was currently wearing a waiter uniform. A clearly very smug and evil looking smirk, then proceeded to quickly make its way onto both of our respective faces. And then...

"Excuse me waiter, but I believe that you're wanted at table two? The male patron at table two has been complaining about their chicken being cold," I then proceeded to say whilst projecting my voice into the room. And sure enough, as I had intended with my statement...

"Tell them to take it up with the manager! I am a little bit..." The male then proceeded to respond back over to me with, without him proceeding to turn his attention towards me for even a single second. And the trouble with this, was that his attentiveness was pretty much not existent at the current moment. And as a result of this currently being the case...

"And just might I ask what it is that you're doing then? Now, I say that you do as I ask! And as a certain someone once said in The World Is Not Enough, 'I insist!" I then proceeded to say to the male in question. Only before he could even react or respond, both me and Revy had then proceeded to quickly run over to the male dressed in the waiter uniform. To which we both then proceeded to point our respective already loaded modified pistols directly at him. And then...

"Who the hell are you two?!" The man in question then proceeded to say over to me and Revy with in response. Which me only just judging from his currently unhappy looking expression and tone. I could tell that he had just been 'caught with his pants down,' so too speak. And since I had now proceeded to quickly notice what was clearly a somewhat considerable amount of dark red liquid in what was clearly a martini glass. I then realized that this must have been the Blowfish Venom that the man had been talking to himself about. And then...

"We're your worst nightmare you cheap imitation for a waiter! Now unless you want me and Cat here to give your brain a breath of fresh air! Then I do insist that you don't go and do anything stupid!" Revy then proceeded to go and say back over to the man in the waiter uniform with from out of seemingly nowhere. The only trouble was, that even before the man in question could even respond back to what Revy had just said to him. An all too familiar looking wave of bright white light, had proceeded to quickly wash over both me and Revy. And just like last time, it had then proceeded to go and temporarily blind both of us.

And the only thing that was on my mind now, was where were me and Revy going to end up next...

"Well viewers, I think the answer to that question will have to wait until the next chapter. Catherine here by the way again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, unfortunately this does now mark the end of this chapter. But we will be getting right back into it in the next chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: April 16, 2006


Okay, so getting back into what had gone on at the tail end of the previous chapter. Which was that an all too familiar wave of bright white light, had proceeded to suddenly wash over me and Revy. And like the previous time that this had happened, it has once again proceeded to blind me and Revy.

But then, as the light had then proceeded to die down after a few more seconds. I then proceeded to instinctively look at my surroundings. And it was only then that I realized that me and Revy, now appeared to be in what was clearly a hallway inside some school. And once again like last time, to make our situation just that much more interesting...

"Okay, where the heck are we now?! Hey Catherine, I'm still waiting for you to give me and my friends here explanation on what is going on! So how about you start explaining?!" The still very much unmistakable voice of Aria had now proceeded to yell over to me from directly behind me and Revy. But then, out of the blue...

"I was wondering when you were all going to show up. Hello there Revy and Cat, so I take it that..." A currently way too chipper sounding female voice had then proceeded to say over to me, Revy, Aria, and the rest of her friends with from out of seemingly nowhere. Only for me to then go and speak up, and thus cut the female voice in question off midway through her statement over to me. And as for me and my response in question? Well you see, about that...

"Whoa, okay hold on just a moment here! How on earth do you know who me and Revy are already?! We haven't even gone and introduced ourselves yet! Hey, am I missing something here viewers?! Because how on earth..." I then proceeded to say. Which during me saying my statement, I had also proceeded to briefly turn my attention, along with my eyesight over to my left, in order for me to briefly address the viewers. But then, just after I finished the fourth wall break moment part of my statement...

"Yep you're definitely Catherine 'Cat' Lee. Also Cat if you don't mind, can you perhaps tell the viewers just who it is that you're currently speaking to? Actually scratch that, I will save you the trouble, and I will just introduce myself! And that in mind, hello there viewers! This is the one and only Haruhi Suzumiya here..." The now correctly identified, as well as still way too chipper and hyper Haruhi Suzumiya, had now proceeded to speak up with from out of seemingly nowhere. But, just as Haruhi had proceeded to turn her attention over to her left, in order for her to briefly address the viewers through one of her own fourth wall break moments...

"Hey Haruhi, how about you wait your turn hmm?! Because in case you haven't yet realized, Cat here was still addressing the viewers before you decided to..." Revy had now proceeded to chime in with saying to Haruhi with from out of seemingly nowhere in response. And not surprising in even the slightest bit, Revy was now quite upset and pissed off, that Haruhi had proceeded to go and cut me off midway through my fourth wall break moment to begin with. But then...

"Yep you're Revy, there is certainly no denying that!" Haruhi Suzumiya had now proceeded to say over to Revy with from out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, Haruhi having done this, had gone and cut Revy off midway through her statement over to Haruhi. And also not surprisingly in even the slightest bit...

"Hey Ms. Way Too Chipper For Her Own Good?! How about you stop kidding around Baka?!" Aria had now proceeded to say over to Haruhi Suzumiya with in response from out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, like me and Revy, Aria had also now pretty much lost anything resembling any kind of patience. And to be honest, me and Revy had sort of lost our patience with Haruhi as well. 

"And believe me viewers, you would be in a similar way too if you were dealing with Haruhi in this kind of situation! Because in the name of all that is sane, and to be completely honest with you viewers, Haruhi really is one of those characters, who is similar to that of nails on a chalkboard! Wow, that was really corny statement for me to say just then! Oh right, Catherine here by the way again viewers, sorry about me rambling just then...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...And now viewers, in case you have not yet realized, the annoyance of a female that we are currently dealing with, is one Haruhi Suzumiya from the anime canon timeline, of 'The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya.' Which now brings the number of different anime and media in these four fanfics, to seventy-four. Which now only leaves twenty-six more to go for the world record. Now then viewers, unfortunately this does now mark the end of this chapter. But we will be getting right back into it in the next chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 95

Chapter 96: Two Hands, Double Tap, And The Big Apple!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, it is now once again time to get back into the action. But first things first viewers, let me now inform you all that most of this chapter is going to be sort of pertaining to me and Revy with regard to what went on back when we were in Chinatown a couple of chapters back. So in other words viewers, a good portion of this current chapter, is going to be a flashback oriented chapter. Now then viewers with that now having been said, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: April 16, 2006


Okay, so getting back into what had gone on at the tail end of the previous chapter. Which was that an all too familiar wave of bright white light, had proceeded to suddenly wash over me and Revy. And like the previous time that this had happened, it has once again proceeded to blind me and Revy.

But then, as the light had then proceeded to die down after a few more seconds. I then proceeded to instinctively look at my surroundings. And it was only then that I realized that me and Revy, now appeared to be in what was clearly a hallway inside some school. And once again like last time, to make our situation just that much more interesting...

"Okay, where the heck are we now?! Hey Catherine, I'm still waiting for you to give me and my friends here explanation on what is going on! So how about you start explaining?!" The still very much unmistakable voice of Aria had now proceeded to yell over to me from directly behind me and Revy. But then, out of the blue...

"I was wondering when you were all going to show up. Hello there Revy and Cat, so I take it that..." A currently way too chipper sounding female voice had then proceeded to say over to me, Revy, Aria, and the rest of her friends with from out of seemingly nowhere. Only for me to then go and speak up, and thus cut the female voice in question off midway through her statement over to me. And as for me and my response in question? Well you see, about that...

"Whoa, okay hold on just a moment here! How on earth do you know who me and Revy are already?! We haven't even gone and introduced ourselves yet! Hey, am I missing something here viewers?! Because how on earth..." I then proceeded to say. Which during me saying my statement, I had also proceeded to briefly turn my attention, along with my eyesight over to my left, in order for me to briefly address the viewers. But then, just after I finished the fourth wall break moment part of my statement...

"Yep you're definitely Catherine 'Cat' Lee. Also Cat if you don't mind, can you perhaps tell the viewers just who it is that you're currently speaking to? Actually scratch that, I will save you the trouble, and I will just introduce myself! And that in mind, hello there viewers! This is the one and only Haruhi Suzumiya here..." The now correctly identified, as well as still way too chipper and hyper Haruhi Suzumiya, had now proceeded to speak up with from out of seemingly nowhere. But, just as Haruhi had proceeded to turn her attention over to her left, in order for her to briefly address the viewers through one of her own fourth wall break moments...

"Hey Haruhi, how about you wait your turn hmm?! Because in case you haven't yet realized, Cat here was still addressing the viewers before you decided to..." Revy had now proceeded to chime in with saying to Haruhi with from out of seemingly nowhere in response. And not surprising in even the slightest bit, Revy was now quite upset and pissed off, that Haruhi had proceeded to go and cut me off midway through my fourth wall break moment to begin with. But then...

"Yep you're Revy, there is certainly no denying that!" Haruhi Suzumiya had now proceeded to say over to Revy with from out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, Haruhi having done this, had gone and cut Revy off midway through her statement over to Haruhi. And also not surprisingly in even the slightest bit...

"Hey Ms. Way Too Chipper For Her Own Good?! How about you stop kidding around Baka?!" Aria had now proceeded to say over to Haruhi Suzumiya with in response from out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, like me and Revy, Aria had also now pretty much lost anything resembling any kind of patience. And to be honest, me and Revy had sort of lost our patience with Haruhi as well. 

"And believe me viewers, you would be in a similar way too if you were dealing with Haruhi in this kind of situation! Because in the name of all that is sane, and to be completely honest with you viewers, Haruhi really is one of those characters, who is similar to that of nails on a chalkboard! Wow, that was really corny statement for me to say just then! Oh right, Catherine here by the way again viewers, sorry about me rambling just then...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...And now viewers, in case you have not yet realized, the annoyance of a female that we are currently dealing with, is one Haruhi Suzumiya from the anime canon timeline, of 'The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya.' Which now brings the number of different anime and media in these four fanfics, to seventy-four. Which now only leaves twenty-six more to go for the world record. Now then viewers, unfortunately this does now mark the end of this chapter. But we will be getting right back into it in the next chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: July 2, 1986


Okay, so winding the clock back to what had gone on with me and Revy. Albeit that we were still our fourteen year old selves, having both just gone and murdered our drunken father in cold blood inside of our then Chinatown apartment.

And now, with the both of us now knowing all too well, that this now meant that we would be wanted for murder by the New York Police Department, or as a good portion of people in New York City tended to also abbreviated them as, the NYPD. This now meant, that me and Revy now had to essentially take to the streets of The Big Apple. And sort of essentially live off of the land as it were.

"But see viewers, here is the thing about that. Catherine here again by the way...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, as I was about to say and address to all of you. Yes me and Revy did have to live out on the streets. And in case you were at all wondering if things were worse out on the streets of The Big Apple back in 1986, then they are in the current modern day? The answer by the way viewers is yes, things were far worse out on the streets of The Big Apple back in 1986. Think of the plot in the movie The Wild Bunch. You know the movie in which an aging outlaw gang, has to learn to adapt to the changing modern world in the year 1913? And yes viewers, that just so happens to be me and Revy's favorite movie. Well mind you viewers, it is not my favorite movie in real life, but I am sure that you still get what I mean by this reference nonetheless. And viewers as for what went on in the several days or so of me and Revy having to be out on the streets of The Big Apple? Well you see viewers, the trouble is that I am not going to be able to go into much detail about it. Because thanks to Angel Bluebell still wanting to keep these four fanfics as family friendly as possible. I kind of have no choice viewers, but to just say that me and Revy, well we didn't exactly have a very fun time. So let's just leave it at that. Man I don't know about you viewers, but sometimes Angel Bluebell just seems to be really good at getting on my nerves! And I honestly think that Revy is not really fairing any better then I am with trying to tolerate Angel Bluebell either. I mean technically viewers, yes me and Revy still have the powers of both the Dash and Shadow Cards flowing through the both of us. But since Angel Bluebell has quite a lot more magical power then just two Star Cards. Look viewers, the point that I am trying to make here. Is that while Angel Bluebell can sometimes be intolerable to be around. Me and Revy, sort of have to deal with it. Because I don't know about you viewers, but I would rather not want to have Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, Super Sailor Pluto, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Sakura, Li, or anyone else in our alliance wind up turning against us. Just because me and Revy don't agree with how Angel Bluebell does the things that she does. And yes viewers, it is still very frustrating at times, so thanks for asking! But anyway viewers, I think that I have rambled on with this current fourth wall break moment. So what do you say that we finally go ahead and get back to the chapter at hand, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

And so, getting away from my current fourth wall break, and getting back into the chapter. Along with the situation that had developed at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Okay so for the record Catherine, if I had been in your position. Then I would not have done a flashback like that, but again..." Haruhi Suzumiya had now proceeded to go and say over to me with from out of seemingly nowhere. And Haruhi would have just kept on talking, if someone did not then proceed to go and speak up, and thus cut Haruhi off midway through her statement over to me. And as for who had decided to go and cut Haruhi off? Well you see about that...

"Hey Little Miss Too Happy For Her Own Good, how about you can it before I go and do it for you?! Because as of right now, you're really starting to get on my very last nerve! Actually you know what..." Revy had now proceeded to go and say quite angrily over to Haruhi Suzumiya with in response from out of seemingly nowhere. The only thing was, that just as Revy was about to reach for one of her currently holstered modified Berreta 92FM pistols, she then felt a hand grab her arm. And it was only then, that Revy wound up getting cut off midway through her current anger driven statement over to Haruhi. And as for who had proceeded to go and do this? Well about that...

"Sis, sorry to stop you for the moment. But Haruhi is just not worth the headache. I think that we just need to...Oh come the heck on, again?!" I then proceeded to shout out quite angrily. Because while I was trying to talk Revy down so too speak. I then proceeded to notice an all too familiar looking onrushing wave of bright white light. Which like all of the other previous times, it had now once again proceeded to wash over all of us. To which it then proceeded to temporarily blind all of us.

And the only thing on my mind at this very same moment, was which anime canon timeline, were me and Revy about to end up in next?

"Well you see viewers, about that. Oh right, Catherine here by the way again viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, you can read about which timeline that me and Revy will be ending up in, in the next chapter. Because for right now viewers, this unfortunately does now mark the end of this chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 96

Chapter 97: Two Hands, Double Tap, Faye, And The Galactic Leyline!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, it is now once again time to get back into the action. But first things first viewers, happy one thousandth chapter! Yes viewers, you did just read this part right. Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: July 2, 1986


Okay, so winding the clock back to what had gone on with me and Revy. Albeit that we were still our fourteen year old selves, having both just gone and murdered our drunken father in cold blood inside of our then Chinatown apartment.

And now, with the both of us now knowing all too well, that this now meant that we would be wanted for murder by the New York Police Department, or as a good portion of people in New York City tended to also abbreviated them as, the NYPD. This now meant, that me and Revy now had to essentially take to the streets of The Big Apple. And sort of essentially live off of the land as it were.

"But see viewers, here is the thing about that. Catherine here again by the way...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, as I was about to say and address to all of you. Yes me and Revy did have to live out on the streets. And in case you were at all wondering if things were worse out on the streets of The Big Apple back in 1986, then they are in the current modern day? The answer by the way viewers is yes, things were far worse out on the streets of The Big Apple back in 1986. Think of the plot in the movie The Wild Bunch. You know the movie in which an aging outlaw gang, has to learn to adapt to the changing modern world in the year 1913? And yes viewers, that just so happens to be me and Revy's favorite movie. Well mind you viewers, it is not my favorite movie in real life, but I am sure that you still get what I mean by this reference nonetheless. And viewers as for what went on in the several days or so of me and Revy having to be out on the streets of The Big Apple? Well you see viewers, the trouble is that I am not going to be able to go into much detail about it. Because thanks to Angel Bluebell still wanting to keep these four fanfics as family friendly as possible. I kind of have no choice viewers, but to just say that me and Revy, well we didn't exactly have a very fun time. So let's just leave it at that. Man I don't know about you viewers, but sometimes Angel Bluebell just seems to be really good at getting on my nerves! And I honestly think that Revy is not really fairing any better then I am with trying to tolerate Angel Bluebell either. I mean technically viewers, yes me and Revy still have the powers of both the Dash and Shadow Cards flowing through the both of us. But since Angel Bluebell has quite a lot more magical power then just two Star Cards. Look viewers, the point that I am trying to make here. Is that while Angel Bluebell can sometimes be intolerable to be around. Me and Revy, sort of have to deal with it. Because I don't know about you viewers, but I would rather not want to have Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, Super Sailor Pluto, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Sakura, Li, or anyone else in our alliance wind up turning against us. Just because me and Revy don't agree with how Angel Bluebell does the things that she does. And yes viewers, it is still very frustrating at times, so thanks for asking! But anyway viewers, I think that I have rambled on with this current fourth wall break moment. So what do you say that we finally go ahead and get back to the chapter at hand, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

And so, getting away from my current fourth wall break, and getting back into the chapter. Along with the situation that had developed at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Okay so for the record Catherine, if I had been in your position. Then I would not have done a flashback like that, but again..." Haruhi Suzumiya had now proceeded to go and say over to me with from out of seemingly nowhere. And Haruhi would have just kept on talking, if someone did not then proceed to go and speak up, and thus cut Haruhi off midway through her statement over to me. And as for who had decided to go and cut Haruhi off? Well you see about that...

"Hey Little Miss Too Happy For Her Own Good, how about you can it before I go and do it for you?! Because as of right now, you're really starting to get on my very last nerve! Actually you know what..." Revy had now proceeded to go and say quite angrily over to Haruhi Suzumiya with in response from out of seemingly nowhere. The only thing was, that just as Revy was about to reach for one of her currently holstered modified Berreta 92FM pistols, she then felt a hand grab her arm. And it was only then, that Revy wound up getting cut off midway through her current anger driven statement over to Haruhi. And as for who had proceeded to go and do this? Well about that...

"Sis, sorry to stop you for the moment. But Haruhi is just not worth the headache. I think that we just need to...Oh come the heck on, again?!" I then proceeded to shout out quite angrily. Because while I was trying to talk Revy down so too speak. I then proceeded to notice an all too familiar looking onrushing wave of bright white light. Which like all of the other previous times, it had now once again proceeded to wash over all of us. To which it then proceeded to temporarily blind all of us.

And the only thing on my mind at this very same moment, was which anime canon timeline, were me and Revy about to end up in next?

"Well you see viewers, about that. Oh right, Catherine here by the way again viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, you can read about which timeline that me and Revy will be ending up in, in the next chapter. Because for right now viewers, this unfortunately does now mark the end of this chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: December 18, 1998


Okay, so I will admit that things regarding me and Revy's Quantum Leap style of current anime timeline hopping? Well it had not exactly been the best so far. And given me and Revy's recent run-in with Haruhi Suzumiya, this was something that kind of spoke volume just by itself.

But, as the bright white light around me and Revy from the tail end of the previous chapter, then proceeded to quickly die down only a couple of seconds after it had gone and appeared. And once both of my eyes had then proceeded to adjust after a couple more seconds. I then took a brief moment, to look around and behind me. And sure enough, Aria and her friends from the Aria The Scarlet Ammo anime canon timeline. And Haruhi Suzumiya annoyingly I might add, were all still currently present alongside me and Revy. 

And, after taking a moment to glance around at our currently new surroundings. I then noticed that we seemed to be on the bridge of what was clearly a somewhat futuristic looking spaceship. One that resembled a certain well known spaceship from a well known space science fiction tv series.

"And viewers, Catherine here by the way again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, as I was about to say and address to all of you. I don't think that I need to explain or even describe what it is that I am referring to in more detail do I? Because if you know, then you know. But anyway viewers...*I then proceeded to go and say to the viewers. Only for someone to then proceed to speak up over to me from out of seemingly nowhere*"

And as for who it was that had proceeded to go and do this? Well you see, about that...

"Hey who are you people, and how on earth did you get onto this ship?! And why are you talking over to that corner over there?! There isn't anyone there!" A currently unrecognizable male voice had then proceeded to go and speak up over to me and everyone with, from out of seemingly nowhere. 

But once me, Revy, and as well as everyone else, had proceeded to go and turn our attention towards the source of the currently unrecognizable male voice. Our respective fields of vision, then proceeded to quickly fall upon a male.

The first thing that me and everyone else recognized immediately, was his spiky, bright red hair. He also appeared to have blue eyes. And what appeared to be multiple prominent scars on his body. He also appeared to be quite tall. If I had to hazard a guess, he was probably standing at roughly six feet. He also appeared to have a very lean-but-muscular body type. And finally, he also appeared to be bearing a large, of what appeared to be a red tattoo of a star on his left shoulder. 

But then, before I could even give any sort of a response over to the lean and muscular looking male...

"Gene, what the heck are you yelling so loud for?! You just woke me up from my beauty rest with your yelling you jerk! Wait, who are you people?" A clearly seductive sounding and yet currently unrecognizable female voice, had then proceeded to say over to the male that I now knew was named Gene. And the female voice had proceeded to go and shout this over to Gene quite loudly, from a nearby room. Which about a second or so later, a very fit looking female in a yellow top then proceeded to slowly walk out of the aforementioned room. And from what I could tell with her currently somewhat disheveled looking purple hair. I knew that Gene having just gone and woke this female up from her beauty rest as she called it, could not have been more the truth if it tried.

Only once the female in question had proceeded to glance over to me, Revy, and everyone else that was present alongside me and Revy. The purple haired female then kind of realized exactly why Gene had just gone and yelled so loudly from out of seemingly nowhere. But then, I realized exactly who these two individuals were. Only once I then realized this, this only wound up raising more questions as to what was currently going on.

"And viewers, let me explain to you all why this is now currently the case. Oh right, Catherine here again viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, there is currently quite a lot to unpack. So first things first viewers, let me now welcome you all aboard the one and only Outlaw Star. And as for who those two individuals were? Well one of them, is Gene Starwind. You know viewers, from the Outlaw Star anime canon timeline. But viewers, here is where things get a little bit mysterious as well as a little bit out of place. Because for those of you who do not already know who the female with the purple colored hair is? Well viewers, interestingly enough that was the one and only Faye Valentine. From the one and only anime canon timeline, of Cowboy Bebop. So yeah viewers, you can see why this is a bit out of place right? But regardless of that viewers, with the inclusion of both Outlaw Star and Cowboy Bebop into these four fanfics. This now brings the total number of different forms of anime and media in these four fanfics, to eighty. Which now only leaves another twenty to go for the world record of one hundred. Now then viewers, this unfortunately for right now does mark the end of this current chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 97

Chapter 98: Scissor Blades And Life Fibers!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, it is now once again time to get back into the action. Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: December 18, 1998


Okay, so I will admit that things regarding me and Revy's Quantum Leap style of current anime timeline hopping? Well it had not exactly been the best so far. And given me and Revy's recent run-in with Haruhi Suzumiya, this was something that kind of spoke volume just by itself.

But, as the bright white light around me and Revy from the tail end of the previous chapter, then proceeded to quickly die down only a couple of seconds after it had gone and appeared. And once both of my eyes had then proceeded to adjust after a couple more seconds. I then took a brief moment, to look around and behind me. And sure enough, Aria and her friends from the Aria The Scarlet Ammo anime canon timeline. And Haruhi Suzumiya annoyingly I might add, were all still currently present alongside me and Revy. 

And, after taking a moment to glance around at our currently new surroundings. I then noticed that we seemed to be on the bridge of what was clearly a somewhat futuristic looking spaceship. One that resembled a certain well known spaceship from a well known space science fiction tv series.

"And viewers, Catherine here by the way again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, as I was about to say and address to all of you. I don't think that I need to explain or even describe what it is that I am referring to in more detail do I? Because if you know, then you know. But anyway viewers...*I then proceeded to go and say to the viewers. Only for someone to then proceed to speak up over to me from out of seemingly nowhere*"

And as for who it was that had proceeded to go and do this? Well you see, about that...

"Hey who are you people, and how on earth did you get onto this ship?! And why are you talking over to that corner over there?! There isn't anyone there!" A currently unrecognizable male voice had then proceeded to go and speak up over to me and everyone with, from out of seemingly nowhere. 

But once me, Revy, and as well as everyone else, had proceeded to go and turn our attention towards the source of the currently unrecognizable male voice. Our respective fields of vision, then proceeded to quickly fall upon a male.

The first thing that me and everyone else recognized immediately, was his spiky, bright red hair. He also appeared to have blue eyes. And what appeared to be multiple prominent scars on his body. He also appeared to be quite tall. If I had to hazard a guess, he was probably standing at roughly six feet. He also appeared to have a very lean-but-muscular body type. And finally, he also appeared to be bearing a large, of what appeared to be a red tattoo of a star on his left shoulder. 

But then, before I could even give any sort of a response over to the lean and muscular looking male...

"Gene, what the heck are you yelling so loud for?! You just woke me up from my beauty rest with your yelling you jerk! Wait, who are you people?" A clearly seductive sounding and yet currently unrecognizable female voice, had then proceeded to say over to the male that I now knew was named Gene. And the female voice had proceeded to go and shout this over to Gene quite loudly, from a nearby room. Which about a second or so later, a very fit looking female in a yellow top then proceeded to slowly walk out of the aforementioned room. And from what I could tell with her currently somewhat disheveled looking purple hair. I knew that Gene having just gone and woke this female up from her beauty rest as she called it, could not have been more the truth if it tried.

Only once the female in question had proceeded to glance over to me, Revy, and everyone else that was present alongside me and Revy. The purple haired female then kind of realized exactly why Gene had just gone and yelled so loudly from out of seemingly nowhere. But then, I realized exactly who these two individuals were. Only once I then realized this, this only wound up raising more questions as to what was currently going on.

"And viewers, let me explain to you all why this is now currently the case. Oh right, Catherine here again viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, there is currently quite a lot to unpack. So first things first viewers, let me now welcome you all aboard the one and only Outlaw Star. And as for who those two individuals were? Well one of them, is Gene Starwind. You know viewers, from the Outlaw Star anime canon timeline. But viewers, here is where things get a little bit mysterious as well as a little bit out of place. Because for those of you who do not already know who the female with the purple colored hair is? Well viewers, interestingly enough that was the one and only Faye Valentine. From the one and only anime canon timeline, of Cowboy Bebop. So yeah viewers, you can see why this is a bit out of place right? But regardless of that viewers, with the inclusion of both Outlaw Star and Cowboy Bebop into these four fanfics. This now brings the total number of different forms of anime and media in these four fanfics, to eighty. Which now only leaves another twenty to go for the world record of one hundred. Now then viewers, this unfortunately for right now does mark the end of this current chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: December 18, 1998


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after I had finished my usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter. 

And this was also after me, Revy, as well as Aria and her friends, as well as one Haruhi Suzumiya. Had all ended up on the bridge of the Outlaw Star. But, what had made things just a bit more weird and mysterious then they already were. Was that Gene Starwind and Faye Valentine were both present. And this was weird, since they both originally came from separate anime canon timelines. But then, before anything else could proceed to happen...

"Oh come on, again?!" I then heard Aria Kanzaki then proceed to exclaim from out of seemingly nowhere. And before I could even attempt to look towards the direction in which Aria had just gone and projected her voice. And all too familiar looking wave of bright white light, had then proceeded to wash over all of us. To which it then proceeded to once again temporarily blind all of us.


Date: April 5, 2003


Only once the light had proceeded to die down after a couple more seconds. And once I then took a brief moment to look around at me and Revy's new surroundings. I then realized that we seemed to both to be standing in front, of what was clearly a very large looking building. That upon me proceeding to look at it for a couple more seconds, was clearly a vast and large looking academy building. But then, out of the blue...

"Oi, who do you think you people are barging in on our beloved academy?! What gives you the right..." A clearly upset sounding, and yet also currently unrecognizable female voice, had now proceeded to suddenly shout out quite angrily with, from out of seemingly nowhere.

But then, as I turned towards the source of the female voice in question, I noticed that the female in question was clearly tall and slim, and had what appeared to be an angular face. She also appeared to have long thigh-length dark-blue tinted hair. That also appeared to have inward diamond-shaped bangs hanging over her forehead. She also had blue eyes, fairly thick eyebrows, and a clearly large bust,. But what I found to be a dead giveaway as to who she was, was that she was currently frowning. And it was then that I noticed a familiar female with long light blue hair. Who was still wearing an all too familiar battle outfit. And it was then that I realized, that me and Revy had reunited with Angel Bluebell, and a good portion of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. And so, with this in mind. And with me wanting to have me and Revy make a grand entrance. Both me and Revy then proceeded to reach for one of our respective and holstered modified Berreta pistols. To which we then proceeded to pull back the slide of both of our respective modified Berreta pistols. And then, after we both had then proceeded to go and pull back the hammers of our respective modified Berreta pistols with a clear and audible clicking sound...

"I wouldn't say another word out of your bratty little mouth if I were you! So unless you want me and Cat here to give your brain a breath of fresh air, then I would shut your trap before you wind up saying something that you might wind up regretting! Hello there Bluebell, long time no see, did you miss me and Cat?" Revy had then proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell. Which was just as I noticed that Angel Bluebell had also then proceeded to turn her attention towards me and Revy. Which was quickly followed by the rest of our allies that were currently present when me and Revy had arrived. And then...

"Yes Revy, as a matter of fact I did miss you and Cat. And by the way viewers, in case you were wondering as to why Revy asked me if I missed her and Cat? Well that is because ever since we were all in the Infinite Stratos anime canon timeline, Revy and Cat haven't been with us since then. And as for why? Well Cat will be covering that in her respective fanfiction perspective of 'Of Arms And Ammunition.' And as for what was going on when I was trapped in that cyber simulation pod, in what I had originally thought was the timeline of the show Numb3rs? Well I will give you all a hint, it just so happens to do, with Revy being wanted by the 27th Precinct in New York. And that viewers, is going to be your only hint, so if you know, then you know. But anyway viewers, back to the current chapter," Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say. Which during this, Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to turn her attention and eyesight briefly and slightly to the right of her, in order for her to briefly address the viewers.

And as for the who the female was who had just had Revy press the barrel of one of her modified Beretta 92FMs against her temple? Well about that...

"Wait hold on a second here, aren't you Satsuki Kiryuin?" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say with a somewhat surprised sounding tone to her voice.

"What's it to you, and what if I am?! You act as though you know me personally, when I have never seen you before in my entire life! Now I suggest that you start..." The now correctly identified Satsuki Kiryuin, had now proceeded to say back over to Ange Bluebell with in response. Only for Angel Bluebell to then proceed to cut her off midway through her statement back over to her. And as for Angel Bluebells response back to her...

"I don't think that you're really in any sort of a current position to be making any demands at the moment Ms. Kiryuin. So unless you want me to tell Revy and Cat to..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say quite cheekily and smugly back over to Satsuki Kiryuin with in response. Only for Satsuki Kiryuin, to then proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off midway through her response back over to her. Which not surprisingly, had now once again proceeded to have one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again. And as for Satsuki Kiryuin, and her response back over to Angel Bluebell? Well about that...

"And you somehow think that a modern day pistol with everyday ammunition, is going to wind up having some sort of an effect on me? You clearly don't know what I am capable of do you?" Satsuki Kiryuin had now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell with in response. Which during this, she had not even bothered to change her currently frowning expression, which interestingly enough, was actually very accurate for Satsuki Kiryuin's character.

But then, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to briefly giggle somewhat audibly for a couple of seconds...

"Did I miss something, why are you laughing?! Start talking right now!" Satsuki Kiryuin had now proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell with in response, while also clearly sounding very angry and annoyed.

And then...

"Oh Ms. Kiryuin, I forgot to mention. Those aren't the everyday ammunition that you're used to seeing. I mean after all Ms. Kiryuin, I know all about you and the Life Fibers. So believe me Ms. Kiryuin, when I say that you're now not the only one, who possesses powers comparable to that of a superhero. And if you want to keep thinking that you have some sort of advantage here, then I will just have Cat and Revy show you just how wrong a demeanor you're currently deciding to project onto us. And also viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me now properly welcome you all, to the anime canon timeline of Kill la Kill. And yes viewers, you're not going to want to miss reading these next few chapters. Because things are soon about to get very interesting. But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But you can look forward to our next upcoming fight, in the next chapter. So for now viewers with that having been said, and from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 98

Chapter 99: Refracting A Reflector!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, it is now once again time to get back into the action. Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: December 18, 1998


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after I had finished my usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter. 

And this was also after me, Revy, as well as Aria and her friends, as well as one Haruhi Suzumiya. Had all ended up on the bridge of the Outlaw Star. But, what had made things just a bit more weird and mysterious then they already were. Was that Gene Starwind and Faye Valentine were both present. And this was weird, since they both originally came from separate anime canon timelines. But then, before anything else could proceed to happen...

"Oh come on, again?!" I then heard Aria Kanzaki then proceed to exclaim from out of seemingly nowhere. And before I could even attempt to look towards the direction in which Aria had just gone and projected her voice. And all too familiar looking wave of bright white light, had then proceeded to wash over all of us. To which it then proceeded to once again temporarily blind all of us.


Date: March 27, 2014


Only once the light had proceeded to die down after a couple more seconds. And once I then took a brief moment to look around at me and Revy's new surroundings. I then realized that we seemed to both to be standing in front, of what was clearly a very large looking building. That upon me proceeding to look at it for a couple more seconds, was clearly a vast and large looking academy building. But then, out of the blue...

"Oi, who do you think you people are barging in on our beloved academy?! What gives you the right..." A clearly upset sounding, and yet also currently unrecognizable female voice, had now proceeded to suddenly shout out quite angrily with, from out of seemingly nowhere.

But then, as I turned towards the source of the female voice in question, I noticed that the female in question was clearly tall and slim, and had what appeared to be an angular face. She also appeared to have long thigh-length dark-blue tinted hair. That also appeared to have inward diamond-shaped bangs hanging over her forehead. She also had blue eyes, fairly thick eyebrows, and a clearly large bust,. But what I found to be a dead giveaway as to who she was, was that she was currently frowning. And it was then that I noticed a familiar female with long light blue hair. Who was still wearing an all too familiar battle outfit. And it was then that I realized, that me and Revy had reunited with Angel Bluebell, and a good portion of our allies of The Four Aces Alliance. And so, with this in mind. And with me wanting to have me and Revy make a grand entrance. Both me and Revy then proceeded to reach for one of our respective and holstered modified Berreta pistols. To which we then proceeded to pull back the slide of both of our respective modified Berreta pistols. And then, after we both had then proceeded to go and pull back the hammers of our respective modified Berreta pistols with a clear and audible clicking sound...

"I wouldn't say another word out of your bratty little mouth if I were you! So unless you want me and Cat here to give your brain a breath of fresh air, then I would shut your trap before you wind up saying something that you might wind up regretting! Hello there Bluebell, long time no see, did you miss me and Cat?" Revy had then proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell. Which was just as I noticed that Angel Bluebell had also then proceeded to turn her attention towards me and Revy. Which was quickly followed by the rest of our allies that were currently present when me and Revy had arrived. And then...

"Yes Revy, as a matter of fact I did miss you and Cat. And by the way viewers, in case you were wondering as to why Revy asked me if I missed her and Cat? Well that is because ever since we were all in the Infinite Stratos anime canon timeline, Revy and Cat haven't been with us since then. And as for why? Well Cat will be covering that in her respective fanfiction perspective of 'Of Arms And Ammunition.' And as for what was going on when I was trapped in that cyber simulation pod, in what I had originally thought was the timeline of the show Numb3rs? Well I will give you all a hint, it just so happens to do, with Revy being wanted by the 27th Precinct in New York. And that viewers, is going to be your only hint, so if you know, then you know. But anyway viewers, back to the current chapter," Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say. Which during this, Angel Bluebell had also proceeded to turn her attention and eyesight briefly and slightly to the right of her, in order for her to briefly address the viewers.

And as for the who the female was who had just had Revy press the barrel of one of her modified Beretta 92FMs against her temple? Well about that...

"Wait hold on a second here, aren't you Satsuki Kiryuin?" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to say with a somewhat surprised sounding tone to her voice.

"What's it to you, and what if I am?! You act as though you know me personally, when I have never seen you before in my entire life! Now I suggest that you start..." The now correctly identified Satsuki Kiryuin, had now proceeded to say back over to Ange Bluebell with in response. Only for Angel Bluebell to then proceed to cut her off midway through her statement back over to her. And as for Angel Bluebells response back to her...

"I don't think that you're really in any sort of a current position to be making any demands at the moment Ms. Kiryuin. So unless you want me to tell Revy and Cat to..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say quite cheekily and smugly back over to Satsuki Kiryuin with in response. Only for Satsuki Kiryuin, to then proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off midway through her response back over to her. Which not surprisingly, had now once again proceeded to have one of Angel Bluebells eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again. And as for Satsuki Kiryuin, and her response back over to Angel Bluebell? Well about that...

"And you somehow think that a modern day pistol with everyday ammunition, is going to wind up having some sort of an effect on me? You clearly don't know what I am capable of do you?" Satsuki Kiryuin had now proceeded to say back over to Angel Bluebell with in response. Which during this, she had not even bothered to change her currently frowning expression, which interestingly enough, was actually very accurate for Satsuki Kiryuin's character.

But then, as Angel Bluebell then proceeded to briefly giggle somewhat audibly for a couple of seconds...

"Did I miss something, why are you laughing?! Start talking right now!" Satsuki Kiryuin had now proceeded to yell over to Angel Bluebell with in response, while also clearly sounding very angry and annoyed.

And then...

"Oh Ms. Kiryuin, I forgot to mention. Those aren't the everyday ammunition that you're used to seeing. I mean after all Ms. Kiryuin, I know all about you and the Life Fibers. So believe me Ms. Kiryuin, when I say that you're now not the only one, who possesses powers comparable to that of a superhero. And if you want to keep thinking that you have some sort of advantage here, then I will just have Cat and Revy show you just how wrong a demeanor you're currently deciding to project onto us. And also viewers, Angel Bluebell here...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me now properly welcome you all, to the anime canon timeline of Kill la Kill. And yes viewers, you're not going to want to miss reading these next few chapters. Because things are soon about to get very interesting. But anyway viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But you can look forward to our next upcoming fight, in the next chapter. So for now viewers with that having been said, and from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: March 27, 2014


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this had also been after Angel Bluebell and the rest of our currently present allies of The Four Aces Alliance. And after we had all ended up in the anime canon timeline of Kill la Kill. And also after, with the help of both me and Revy, to which Revy had proceeded to pull back the slide of one of her iconic Beretta 92FM Sword Cutlass. And also after Revy had proceeded to pull back the hammer of said pistol with a clear and audible clicking sound. But, getting back to the current situation at hand from the tail end of the last chapter...

"And what exactly if I may ask, makes the ammunition in Ms. Twitchy's pistol different from modern everyday ammunition? Because..." Satsuki Kiryuin had now proceeded to attempt to try and say back over to Angel Bluebell with. Which unfortunately for Satsuki Kiryuin, she was about to learn, that when it came to someone like Revy. The easiest and quickest way to get on her bad side, was to insult her like Satsuki Kiryuin had just gone and done. And sure enough...

"If I were you, then I wouldn't finish that statement of yours if I were you Ms. Big Mouth! Because no one insults my sister here, unless they have some sort of death wish! Which by the way viewers, Catherine here, so nice to see you all again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...And speaking of having a death wish viewers, when you have some free time on your hand. I do highly recommend that you go and watch the movie 'Death Wish.' And no viewers, I don't mean the one with Bruce Willis, but I am actually talking about the one in 1974 with Charles Bronson. But anyway viewers, what do you say that we now go and get on with the chapter at hand now hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

But then, just after I had proceeded to end my fourth wall break moment. Angel Bluebell then started to feel an all too familiar uneasy feeling. And so, with Angel Bluebell now having this uneasy feeling...

"Oi Revy, Catherine, behind you!" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to shout out quite audibly from out of seemingly nowhere. But interestingly enough, both me and Revy had been able to sense this exact same uneasy feeling. And this was due in part to both the Dash and Shadow Card spirits still coursing through the both of us. And sure enough...

"Ah, trying to sneak up on us both hmm?! Well too bad for you that you're going to have to try a bit harder then that!" Revy had now proceeded to shout out quite suddenly with with quite a bit of noticeable craze in her current tone of voice. Which during this very same instance, I then proceeded to do a quick about face. And while Revy was still focused on keeping the barrel of her Berreta 92FM still pressed quite firmly against Satsuki Kiryuin's temple.

And as for me? Well as I proceeded to do my quick about face, I had proceeded to quickly raise one of my modified Berreta M9 pistols. As I then proceeded to quickly fire a single round from my Berreta M9s barrel, with a brief muzzle flash quickly following my quick pull of my M9s trigger. And a single bullet then proceeded to exit the bore of my M9 pistol. To which it then proceeded to leave several sound barrier shockwaves, as it proceeded to quickly whizz through the air.

And sure enough, the single bullet that was now whizzing quickly through the air? Well it had then proceeded to quickly make a very distinct metallic pinging sound, as it proceeded to make contact, with an all too familiar looking Claymore sword. But what actually wound up happening next, was for the bullet that had exited my modified Berreta M9 pistol, to wind up striking the Claymore sword in question, to not only crack the Claymore sword a little less then halfway towards the Claymores tip. But, it had also proceeded to cause a couple more visible branching cracks to branch out from the original impact point. Which had first been impacted, by the bullet from my modified Berreta M9 pistol. And a split second later, the cracks met their breaking point, and thus caused more then half of the Claymore sword, to simply break away and hit the ground, to which it then proceeded to shatter into many smaller metal shard like pieces. Each making very audible metal breaking sounds.

And then, as Satsuki Kiryuin proceeded to look at what had just happened, with a now unexpected and somewhat surprised looking expression on her face...

"Well Ms. Kiryuin, it would seem as though you've..." Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to try and say over to Satsuki Kiryuin with in response. While Angel Bluebell had once again proceeded to have a very smug and cheeky looking smirk, to then make its way onto Angel Bluebell face. Only for someone to then proceed to speak up, and thus wound up cutting Angel Bluebell off midway through her sentence. Which not surprisingly, had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again. And as for who it was that had decided to go and cut Angel Bluebell off this time? Well about that...

"So you thought that you could just escape from our fight, you angel winged light blue haired wench?! Do you..." The unmistakable and still very upset voice of the villainous reflector, who had been very upset with Angel Bluebell from a couple of chapters back. But like she had just gone and done, Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to go and cut her off midway through her arrogant sounding statement. And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response? Well you see, about that...

"Okay so let me just stop you right there, you sad excuse for a villainous reflector! Because lest you forget, I'm not the one who just got their Claymore sword sheared to pieces! So I guess I will just classify your Claymore sword, as basically being made of glass then? Because while you and your comrades Claymore swords are clearly quite brittle, I can tell you with one hundred percent certainty, that me and my allies swords, certainly will not fail us! And also viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But you can look forward to the continuation of our fight against the enemy villainous reflectors, in the next chapter. So for now viewers with that having now been said, and from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 99

Chapter 100: Peorthing It Forward!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, before I get to the all important chapter recap, happy 100th chapter. Yes indeed viewers, as this chapter now marks the 100th chapter of Of Arms And Ammunition!. Now then viewers, with that now out of the way. It is now once again time to get back into the action. Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: March 27, 2014


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had finished her usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this had also been after Angel Bluebell and the rest of our currently present allies of The Four Aces Alliance. And after we had all ended up in the anime canon timeline of Kill la Kill. And also after, with the help of both me and Revy, to which Revy had proceeded to pull back the slide of one of her iconic Beretta 92FM Sword Cutlass. And also after Revy had proceeded to pull back the hammer of said pistol with a clear and audible clicking sound. But, getting back to the current situation at hand from the tail end of the last chapter...

"And what exactly if I may ask, makes the ammunition in Ms. Twitchy's pistol different from modern everyday ammunition? Because..." Satsuki Kiryuin had now proceeded to attempt to try and say back over to Angel Bluebell with. Which unfortunately for Satsuki Kiryuin, she was about to learn, that when it came to someone like Revy. The easiest and quickest way to get on her bad side, was to insult her like Satsuki Kiryuin had just gone and done. And sure enough...

"If I were you, then I wouldn't finish that statement of yours if I were you Ms. Big Mouth! Because no one insults my sister here, unless they have some sort of death wish! Which by the way viewers, Catherine here, so nice to see you all again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...And speaking of having a death wish viewers, when you have some free time on your hand. I do highly recommend that you go and watch the movie 'Death Wish.' And no viewers, I don't mean the one with Bruce Willis, but I am actually talking about the one in 1974 with Charles Bronson. But anyway viewers, what do you say that we now go and get on with the chapter at hand now hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

But then, just after I had proceeded to end my fourth wall break moment. Angel Bluebell then started to feel an all too familiar uneasy feeling. And so, with Angel Bluebell now having this uneasy feeling...

"Oi Revy, Catherine, behind you!" Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to shout out quite audibly from out of seemingly nowhere. But interestingly enough, both me and Revy had been able to sense this exact same uneasy feeling. And this was due in part to both the Dash and Shadow Card spirits still coursing through the both of us. And sure enough...

"Ah, trying to sneak up on us both hmm?! Well too bad for you that you're going to have to try a bit harder then that!" Revy had now proceeded to shout out quite suddenly with with quite a bit of noticeable craze in her current tone of voice. Which during this very same instance, I then proceeded to do a quick about face. And while Revy was still focused on keeping the barrel of her Berreta 92FM still pressed quite firmly against Satsuki Kiryuin's temple.

And as for me? Well as I proceeded to do my quick about face, I had proceeded to quickly raise one of my modified Berreta M9 pistols. As I then proceeded to quickly fire a single round from my Berreta M9s barrel, with a brief muzzle flash quickly following my quick pull of my M9s trigger. And a single bullet then proceeded to exit the bore of my M9 pistol. To which it then proceeded to leave several sound barrier shockwaves, as it proceeded to quickly whizz through the air.

And sure enough, the single bullet that was now whizzing quickly through the air? Well it had then proceeded to quickly make a very distinct metallic pinging sound, as it proceeded to make contact, with an all too familiar looking Claymore sword. But what actually wound up happening next, was for the bullet that had exited my modified Berreta M9 pistol, to wind up striking the Claymore sword in question, to not only crack the Claymore sword a little less then halfway towards the Claymores tip. But, it had also proceeded to cause a couple more visible branching cracks to branch out from the original impact point. Which had first been impacted, by the bullet from my modified Berreta M9 pistol. And a split second later, the cracks met their breaking point, and thus caused more then half of the Claymore sword, to simply break away and hit the ground, to which it then proceeded to shatter into many smaller metal shard like pieces. Each making very audible metal breaking sounds.

And then, as Satsuki Kiryuin proceeded to look at what had just happened, with a now unexpected and somewhat surprised looking expression on her face...

"Well Ms. Kiryuin, it would seem as though you've..." Angel Bluebell had then proceeded to try and say over to Satsuki Kiryuin with in response. While Angel Bluebell had once again proceeded to have a very smug and cheeky looking smirk, to then make its way onto Angel Bluebell face. Only for someone to then proceed to speak up, and thus wound up cutting Angel Bluebell off midway through her sentence. Which not surprisingly, had now once again caused one of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again. And as for who it was that had decided to go and cut Angel Bluebell off this time? Well about that...

"So you thought that you could just escape from our fight, you angel winged light blue haired wench?! Do you..." The unmistakable and still very upset voice of the villainous reflector, who had been very upset with Angel Bluebell from a couple of chapters back. But like she had just gone and done, Angel Bluebell had now proceeded to go and cut her off midway through her arrogant sounding statement. And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response? Well you see, about that...

"Okay so let me just stop you right there, you sad excuse for a villainous reflector! Because lest you forget, I'm not the one who just got their Claymore sword sheared to pieces! So I guess I will just classify your Claymore sword, as basically being made of glass then? Because while you and your comrades Claymore swords are clearly quite brittle, I can tell you with one hundred percent certainty, that me and my allies swords, certainly will not fail us! And also viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, this now marks the end of this particular chapter. But you can look forward to the continuation of our fight against the enemy villainous reflectors, in the next chapter. So for now viewers with that having now been said, and from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: March 27, 2014


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this had also been a short bit, after both me and Revy, had proceeded to use not just our respective pairs of modified Berreta pistols to not just keep one Satsuki Kiryuin in check so too speak. But also during this, and with a bit of help from Angel Bluebell, I had proceeded to use one of my respective modified Berreta M9 Pistols, to shear and completely shatter yet another blade of another one of the villainous enemy reflectors. But also, and getting back to the current situation at hand from the tail end of the last chapter...

"So now you are again going to go and give yet another petty insult towards me and my ally reflectors?! You must really want to..." The very same villainous enemy reflector, who had gone and had their respective Claymore sword, completely sheared through and destroyed. Which had been done with absolutely no effort on the part of me. But yet again, and just like in the tail end of the previous chapter. Angel Bluebell had now once again proceeded to go and cut the villainous reflector off midway through her arrogant and anger induced statement back over to Angel Bluebell in response. And as for Angel Bluebells quite justifiable response back? Well about that, because it wasn't Angel Bluebell who wound up giving the response. In fact...

"If I were thou, then thou would learn to watch their tongue when talking about and around my friends! So now you filthy little trollop, Water Celebration!" The unmistakable voice of Sekirei Number 9: Tsukiumi, had now proceeded to shout out quite angrily towards the villainous enemy reflector with in response. And from what Angel Bluebell could tell, it sounded like Tsukiumi, wasn't even the slightest bit thrilled, that the villainous enemy reflector, had just gone and attempted to insult Angel Bluebell.

Which as a way to help compound this clear and obvious fact, Tsukiumi had then proceeded to call upon one of her most commonly used Sekirei water based attacks. And before the villainous enemy reflector could even react to what was now going on, a very sudden and concentrated torrent of water. Had then proceeded to suddenly slam quite violently into the enemy villainous reflector, and as expected, wound up instantly knocking her out cold, just like me and Kuroko had done to the first villainous enemy reflector from before. Which had been back in the Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch anime canon timeline.

And then, as Angel Bluebell quickly then proceeded to make her way over to the now downed villainous enemy reflector. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeded to stop whilst she was now standing directly over her...

"Looks to me like you just got knocked the heck out luv!" Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say to the still currently downed villainous enemy reflector. Which Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say in roughly the same manner, as Chris Tucker had done in the Friday movies. But then, as Angel Bluebell proceeded to turn her attention back towards everyone else. She then took immediate notice of the fact, that several of them were now looking at her, as though Angel Bluebell had just gone and done something crazy.

"Wow, I never knew that Angel Bluebell had it in her to do it. But viewers, it looks like she just went and surprised me once again! Oh right, Catherine here viewers, sorry about that...I proceed to think this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...And yes viewers, that was a line that Chris Tucker himself said in one of the Friday movies. Mind you viewers, that is no Rush Hour 2, that's for sure! And speaking of which, in the words of Chris Tucker....'Oh hello no! Lee, I'm taking the stairs!'...Mind you viewers, that was after James Carter. Who is the character that Chris Tucker played in the Rush Hour movie franchise, for those of you viewer, who don't yet already know. But anyway, that was after Chris Tucker saw one of the henchman that was chasing after Lee up a buildings bamboo built scaffolding. But just remember viewers that 'it's okay, Chinese Bamboo, is very strong.' And for those of you who know the irony behind that statement? Good on you for noticing the meaning behind it. But anyway viewers, enough fourth wall breaking from me for the moment. Now how about we get back to the chapter at hand now, okay?...*I proceed to think this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

And then just after I had gone and finished my thought based fourth wall break moment...

"That was a bit unsportsmanlike on your part, was it not Bluebell?" Keiko had then proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell out of seemingly nowhere. And also while a completely blank and white eyed looking expression, was also currently present on Keiko's face.

But then...

"And this is coming from the same Keiko, who like my Sissy..." Kuroko Shirai had now proceeded to say somewhat smugly and cheekily over to Keiko with. Only for Keiko to then proceed to temporarily snap out of my somewhat embarrassed stupor. To which Keiko then proceeded to respond back to Kuroko, thus cutting her off midway through her statement. And as for Keiko's response back over to Kuroko...

"W-well a-actually on second thought Bluebell never mind, she deserved it," Keiko then proceeded to say with a clear and obvious embarrassing sounding stutter to her current tone. And also while an equally noticeable blush, was also now present on Keiko's face. But then...

"Wow, that was a really smooth job there Keiko, you really had us fooled with that one..." Li Showron had then proceeded to say over to Keiko with, and with quite a deadpanned sounding tone and expression on his face.

But then...

"Says the same Li Showron, who tends to get flustered when..." Zachary had now proceeded to say over to Li with in response. Which like Kuroko before, Zachary now had a smug and cheeky looking smirk and expression on his face. And then, though not surprising in even the slightest bit...

"Okay thank you Zachary I get it, can we please move on now?!" Li had now proceeded to say back over to Zachary with in response. While also not surprisingly, a very noticeable and obvious blush, had now also proceeded to quickly finds its way onto Li's face.

And sure enough...

"You know Li, I was starting to think that you would never ask that," Super Sailor Jupiter had then proceeded to say over to Li with in response. Which during this, Super Sailor Jupiter had also proceeded to display a somewhat broken smile on her face. Which was to help compound the currently clear and obvious fact, that when it came to this current situation, it was now starting to get just a little bit awkward, as well as embarrassing.

But then, out of the blue, and also somewhat unexpectedly I might add...

"My what a very nice reunion we have here! You don't mind if I crash it do you?!" The unmistakable male voice of Kaito, had now proceeded to speak up with over to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our currently present allies with, out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, had now prompted everyone, including Angel Bluebell, to then get into our respective battle ready stances. And then...

"Actually Kaito, we would very much mind if you did! So I see that Kurumi is not with you! Then that means that me and Revy did our job alongside Ms. Chinky at scrapping Zafkiel! Now then you sad excuse for a butler, I hope that you're ready for round 2! Because I know that we both are, isn't that right Revy?!" I had now proceeded to say over to the now correctly identified Kaito. Who as it would happen, had not been seen by any of us, since we had been in the Cardcaptors anime canon timeline. And also during this very same instance, Revy had also proceeded to give off a very clear sadistic looking smile. And though Revy still had the barrel of her modified Berreta 92FM pistol, still pressed quite firmly against Satsuki Kiryuin's temple, both me and Revy, both still managed to each give off our respective and currently very sadistic looking smiles.

But then, out of the blue, and out of seemingly nowhere...

"My aren't you just the sweetest looking Monsieur. Oh, and if I were you, then I would watch where you step, as I would hate to see you ruin that fancy suit of yours!" A very seductive sounding, sultry sounding, and yet currently unknown female voice, had now proceeded to shout out quite suddenly towards Kaito. Which not even a second later, the ground beneath Kaito's feet, was suddenly turned into what was clearly quicksand. And less then a second later, not only did Kaito take immediate notice of this. But he had now started to sink into the quicksand in question.

And then, not surprisingly I might add...

"Oi, what the heck is this?! Who just..." Kaito had now proceeded to shout out quite angrily with out of seemingly nowhere. All while Kaito now had a very frantic and fearful looking expression on his face. And also while he had proceeded to quickly flail his arms about, to help compound the clear and obvious fact, that Kaito was currently very fearful, about his current predicament regarding the quicksand. And then...

"Now now Monsieur, there's no need to get irate. Also let me introduce myself, I'm..." The seductive and sultry sounding female voice, had proceeded to say. But then...

"Oi Peorth, how about we dispense with the introduction on your part for now hmm? I already know that Urd made you aware of what is already happening. So how about you..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say to the now correctly identified Goddess known as Peorth, from the Ah My Goddess anime canon timeline. But then, Peorth had then proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off midway through her statement. But unlike the last few times, this had not caused one of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes to start visibly twitching again. And yet...

"Alright start talking, how is it that you know who I am already?! I was just setting up for a dramatic reveal and everything, and then you have to go and just ruin it!" Peorth had then proceeded to say in a somewhat disappointed sounding tone of voice. Which like Belldandy, Urd, and Skuld, Peorth had now proceeded to appear to Angel Bluebell and everyone else, from a very bright glowing hole. That had proceeded to appear in the ground. To which Peorth had then proceeded to rise up from it. And then...

"Well Peorth, there is a time and a place to do introductions, and to be fair..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say back over to Peorth with in response. Only for Peorth to then proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off again. Only this time, she had proceeded to let out a very clear and joyous sounding squee. And as for the reason for this? Well about that...

"Wait, aren't you Sailor Moon?! I am such a huge fan of yours!" Peorth had now proceeded to expressively shout quite joyously towards Eternal Sailor Moon with out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, had now prompted a very noticeable sweatdrop, to now find its way onto one side of not just Angel Bluebells face. But this had also proceeded to happen, to quite a few of us that were still currently present as well. Which was due to the fact, that not only was Angel Bluebell not surprised that this was most likely going to be Peorth's response. But given that this had happened so many times before already, we had all now pretty much become numb to it by this point.

But then...

"Okay viewers, I can't say that I am honestly surprised that that was what was Peorth's statement. I mean after all, who doesn't know of Sailor Moon. As both she, along with the Sailor Senshi, me and the Love Angels, and Sakura Avalon, are all coined as 'The 90s Magical Girl Holy Trinity' for exactly this reason, among others that is. But also viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, let us now get back to the current chapter at hand now okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And then, just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to finish her fourth wall break moment...

"I have to say Bluebell, I'm very impressed at your deducting skills. Not even Brett would have been able to figure that out a quickly as you just did!" The unmistakable voice of Urd now proceeded to say. Which was also while yet another bright glowing circle, had proceeded to appear on the ground, and the unmistakable form of Urd, had then proceeded to rise up from out of it.

And then...

"Well to be fair here Urd, I had more then just an inkling that you were the one that told Peorth here what was going on with regard to our currently ongoing situation. Mind you Brett Handy, no offense is intended with what has just been said regarding you. But anyway viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway, let us now get back to the current chapter at hand now alright?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And then, just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her fourth wall break moment...

"Urd, you really couldn't have waited a couple more seconds for me and Big Sis?!" The now unmistakable voice of Skuld, had now proceeded to call out from a couple of feet over to Angel Bluebells immediate right. And then...

"So it's my fault then Skuld that you couldn't get here quicker? Is that what you're trying to say?!" Urd had now proceeded to say in a somewhat annoyed tone over to the now correctly identified Skuld. Who for some reason had chosen to run to where we all were. Which since there wasn't any form of water nearby, this wasn't exactly something that Angel Bluebell was surprised with. And speaking of Big Sis, as Skuld had just referred to her as...

"Urd, you need to stop trying to bait Skuld. This is not the time to be fooling around," the unmistakable voice of Belldandy, had proceeded to say to Urd with out of seemingly nowhere. Which with Belldandy proceeding to appear, in another glowing circle that had now proceeded to suddenly appear on the ground. Belldandy's form, like that of Peorth and Urd, had proceeded to slowly rise up from out of it.

And as for Angel Bluebell, what with regard to her statement and with regard to what had just gone and occurred in such a short span of time...

"Ah Belldandy, it is so very good to see you, Urd, and Skuld again. I mean after all, it has been a little bit since we've crossed paths. As quite a few chapters have passed since then. So I take it then Belldandy, that this isn't a social call? I mean after all, the current Quantum Leap-esque situation that we have all been in since what has seemed like forever ago, has been a little bit taxing at times. Mind you, it hasn't been something that me and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance can't handle with minimal difficulty. But nevertheless, it will be quite nice to be fighting alongside the three of you again, as well as Peorth. And also viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway, for right now viewers, this does now currently mark the end of this particular chapter. But you can look forward to the continuation of our fight against the enemy villainous reflectors, in the next chapter. So for now viewers with that having now been said, and from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

"Well viewers, I would say that that was quite the interesting and action packed chapter wouldn't you agree? Oh right, Catherine here by the way again. And yes viewers I agree, it has been a little bit of a while since I have done one of my end of chapter fourth wall breaks...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, as Angel Bluebell had just already said herself, we all look forward to seeing all of you viewers in the next chapter, so see you all there okay?...*I proceed to say this, while I am once again proceeding to give yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 100

Chapter 101: A 90s Holy Trinity Of Steel!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: March 27, 2014


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this had also been a short bit, after both me and Revy, had proceeded to use not just our respective pairs of modified Berreta pistols to not just keep one Satsuki Kiryuin in check so too speak. But also during this, and with a bit of help from Angel Bluebell, I had proceeded to use one of my respective modified Berreta M9 Pistols, to shear and completely shatter yet another blade of another one of the villainous enemy reflectors. But also, and getting back to the current situation at hand from the tail end of the last chapter...

"So now you are again going to go and give yet another petty insult towards me and my ally reflectors?! You must really want to..." The very same villainous enemy reflector, who had gone and had their respective Claymore sword, completely sheared through and destroyed. Which had been done with absolutely no effort on the part of me. But yet again, and just like in the tail end of the previous chapter. Angel Bluebell had now once again proceeded to go and cut the villainous reflector off midway through her arrogant and anger induced statement back over to Angel Bluebell in response. And as for Angel Bluebells quite justifiable response back? Well about that, because it wasn't Angel Bluebell who wound up giving the response. In fact...

"If I were thou, then thou would learn to watch their tongue when talking about and around my friends! So now you filthy little trollop, Water Celebration!" The unmistakable voice of Sekirei Number 9: Tsukiumi, had now proceeded to shout out quite angrily towards the villainous enemy reflector with in response. And from what Angel Bluebell could tell, it sounded like Tsukiumi, wasn't even the slightest bit thrilled, that the villainous enemy reflector, had just gone and attempted to insult Angel Bluebell.

Which as a way to help compound this clear and obvious fact, Tsukiumi had then proceeded to call upon one of her most commonly used Sekirei water based attacks. And before the villainous enemy reflector could even react to what was now going on, a very sudden and concentrated torrent of water. Had then proceeded to suddenly slam quite violently into the enemy villainous reflector, and as expected, wound up instantly knocking her out cold, just like me and Kuroko had done to the first villainous enemy reflector from before. Which had been back in the Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch anime canon timeline.

And then, as Angel Bluebell quickly then proceeded to make her way over to the now downed villainous enemy reflector. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeded to stop whilst she was now standing directly over her...

"Looks to me like you just got knocked the heck out luv!" Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say to the still currently downed villainous enemy reflector. Which Angel Bluebell had proceeded to say in roughly the same manner, as Chris Tucker had done in the Friday movies. But then, as Angel Bluebell proceeded to turn her attention back towards everyone else. She then took immediate notice of the fact, that several of them were now looking at her, as though Angel Bluebell had just gone and done something crazy.

"Wow, I never knew that Angel Bluebell had it in her to do it. But viewers, it looks like she just went and surprised me once again! Oh right, Catherine here viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to think this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...And yes viewers, that was a line that Chris Tucker himself said in one of the Friday movies. Mind you viewers, that is no Rush Hour 2, that's for sure! And speaking of which, in the words of Chris Tucker....'Oh hello no! Lee, I'm taking the stairs!'...Mind you viewers, that was after James Carter. Who is the character that Chris Tucker played in the Rush Hour movie franchise, for those of you viewers, who don't yet already know. But anyway, that was after Chris Tucker saw one of the henchman that was chasing after Lee up a buildings bamboo built scaffolding. But just remember viewers that 'it's okay, Chinese Bamboo, is very strong.' And for those of you who know the irony behind that statement? Good on you for noticing the meaning behind it. But anyway viewers, enough fourth wall breaking from me for the moment. Now how about we get back to the chapter at hand now, okay?...*I proceed to think this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

And then just after I had gone and finished my thought based fourth wall break moment...

"That was a bit unsportsmanlike on your part, was it not Bluebell?" Keiko had then proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell out of seemingly nowhere. And also while a completely blank and white eyed looking expression, was also currently present on Keiko's face.

But then...

"And this is coming from the same Keiko, who like my Sissy..." Kuroko Shirai had now proceeded to say somewhat smugly and cheekily over to Keiko with. Only for Keiko to then proceed to temporarily snap out of my somewhat embarrassed stupor. To which Keiko then proceeded to respond back to Kuroko, thus cutting her off midway through her statement. And as for Keiko's response back over to Kuroko...

"W-well a-actually on second thought Bluebell never mind, she deserved it," Keiko then proceeded to say with a clear and obvious embarrassing sounding stutter to her current tone. And also while an equally noticeable blush, was also now present on Keiko's face. But then...

"Wow, that was a really smooth job there Keiko, you really had us fooled with that one..." Li Showron had then proceeded to say over to Keiko with, and with quite a deadpanned sounding tone and expression on his face.

But then...

"Says the same Li Showron, who tends to get flustered when..." Zachary had now proceeded to say over to Li with in response. Which like Kuroko before, Zachary now had a smug and cheeky looking smirk and expression on his face. And then, though not surprising in even the slightest bit...

"Okay thank you Zachary I get it, can we please move on now?!" Li had now proceeded to say back over to Zachary with in response. While also not surprisingly, a very noticeable and obvious blush, had now also proceeded to quickly finds its way onto Li's face.

And sure enough...

"You know Li, I was starting to think that you would never ask that," Super Sailor Jupiter had then proceeded to say over to Li with in response. Which during this, Super Sailor Jupiter had also proceeded to display a somewhat broken smile on her face. Which was to help compound the currently clear and obvious fact, that when it came to this current situation, it was now starting to get just a little bit awkward, as well as embarrassing.

But then, out of the blue, and also somewhat unexpectedly I might add...

"My what a very nice reunion we have here! You don't mind if I crash it do you?!" The unmistakable male voice of Kaito, had now proceeded to speak up with over to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our currently present allies with, out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, had now prompted everyone, including Angel Bluebell, to then get into our respective battle ready stances. And then...

"Actually Kaito, we would very much mind if you did! So I see that Kurumi is not with you! Then that means that me and Revy did our job alongside Ms. Chinky at scrapping Zafkiel! Now then you sad excuse for a butler, I hope that you're ready for round 2! Because I know that we both are, isn't that right Revy?!" I had now proceeded to say over to the now correctly identified Kaito. Who as it would happen, had not been seen by any of us, since we had been in the Cardcaptors anime canon timeline. And also during this very same instance, Revy had also proceeded to give off a very clear sadistic looking smile. And though Revy still had the barrel of her modified Berreta 92FM pistol, still pressed quite firmly against Satsuki Kiryuin's temple, both me and Revy, both still managed to each give off our respective and currently very sadistic looking smiles.

But then, out of the blue, and out of seemingly nowhere...

"My aren't you just the sweetest looking Monsieur. Oh, and if I were you, then I would watch where you step, as I would hate to see you ruin that fancy suit of yours!" A very seductive sounding, sultry sounding, and yet currently unknown female voice, had now proceeded to shout out quite suddenly towards Kaito. Which not even a second later, the ground beneath Kaito's feet, was suddenly turned into what was clearly quicksand. And less then a second later, not only did Kaito take immediate notice of this. But he had now started to sink into the quicksand in question.

And then, not surprisingly I might add...

"Oi, what the heck is this?! Who just..." Kaito had now proceeded to shout out quite angrily with out of seemingly nowhere. All while Kaito now had a very frantic and fearful looking expression on his face. And also while he had proceeded to quickly flail his arms about, to help compound the clear and obvious fact, that Kaito was currently very fearful, about his current predicament regarding the quicksand. And then...

"Now now Monsieur, there's no need to get irate. Also let me introduce myself, I'm..." The seductive and sultry sounding female voice, had proceeded to say. But then...

"Oi Peorth, how about we dispense with the introduction on your part for now hmm? I already know that Urd made you aware of what is already happening. So how about you..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say to the now correctly identified Goddess known as Peorth, from the Ah My Goddess anime canon timeline. But then, Peorth had then proceeded to cut Angel Bluebell off midway through her statement. But unlike the last few times, this had not caused one of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes to start visibly twitching again. And yet...

"Alright start talking, how is it that you know who I am already?! I was just setting up for a dramatic reveal and everything, and then you have to go and just ruin it!" Peorth had then proceeded to say in a somewhat disappointed sounding tone of voice. Which like Belldandy, Urd, and Skuld, Peorth had now proceeded to appear to Angel Bluebell and everyone else, from a very bright glowing hole. That had proceeded to appear in the ground. To which Peorth had then proceeded to rise up from it. And then...

"Well Peorth, there is a time and a place to do introductions, and to be fair..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say back over to Peorth with in response. Only for Peorth to then proceed to cut Angel Bluebell off again. Only this time, she had proceeded to let out a very clear and joyous sounding squee. And as for the reason for this? Well about that...

"Wait, aren't you Sailor Moon?! I am such a huge fan of yours!" Peorth had now proceeded to expressively shout quite joyously towards Eternal Sailor Moon with out of seemingly nowhere. Which not surprisingly, had now prompted a very noticeable sweatdrop, to now find its way onto one side of not just Angel Bluebells face. But this had also proceeded to happen, to quite a few of us that were still currently present as well. Which was due to the fact, that not only was Angel Bluebell not surprised that this was most likely going to be Peorth's response. But given that this had happened so many times before already, we had all now pretty much become numb to it by this point.

But then...

"Okay viewers, I can't say that I am honestly surprised that that was what was Peorth's statement. I mean after all, who doesn't know of Sailor Moon. As both she, along with the Sailor Senshi, me and the Love Angels, and Sakura Avalon, are all coined as 'The 90s Magical Girl Holy Trinity' for exactly this reason, among others that is. But also viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of them back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, let us now get back to the current chapter at hand now okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And then, just after Angel Bluebell had proceeded to finish her fourth wall break moment...

"I have to say Bluebell, I'm very impressed at your deducting skills. Not even Brett would have been able to figure that out a quickly as you just did!" The unmistakable voice of Urd now proceeded to say. Which was also while yet another bright glowing circle, had proceeded to appear on the ground, and the unmistakable form of Urd, had then proceeded to rise up from out of it.

And then...

"Well to be fair here Urd, I had more then just an inkling that you were the one that told Peorth here what was going on with regard to our currently ongoing situation. Mind you Brett Handy, no offense is intended with what has just been said regarding you. But anyway viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway, let us now get back to the current chapter at hand now alright?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And then, just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her fourth wall break moment...

"Urd, you really couldn't have waited a couple more seconds for me and Big Sis?!" The now unmistakable voice of Skuld, had now proceeded to call out from a couple of feet over to Angel Bluebells immediate right. And then...

"So it's my fault then Skuld that you couldn't get here quicker? Is that what you're trying to say?!" Urd had now proceeded to say in a somewhat annoyed tone over to the now correctly identified Skuld. Who for some reason had chosen to run to where we all were. Which since there wasn't any form of water nearby, this wasn't exactly something that Angel Bluebell was surprised with. And speaking of Big Sis, as Skuld had just referred to her as...

"Urd, you need to stop trying to bait Skuld. This is not the time to be fooling around," the unmistakable voice of Belldandy, had proceeded to say to Urd with out of seemingly nowhere. Which with Belldandy proceeding to appear, in another glowing circle that had now proceeded to suddenly appear on the ground. Belldandy's form, like that of Peorth and Urd, had proceeded to slowly rise up from out of it.

And as for Angel Bluebell, what with regard to her statement and with regard to what had just gone and occurred in such a short span of time...

"Ah Belldandy, it is so very good to see you, Urd, and Skuld again. I mean after all, it has been a little bit since we've crossed paths. As quite a few chapters have passed since then. So I take it then Belldandy, that this isn't a social call? I mean after all, the current Quantum Leap-esque situation that we have all been in since what has seemed like forever ago, has been a little bit taxing at times. Mind you, it hasn't been something that me and the rest of The Four Aces Alliance can't handle with minimal difficulty. But nevertheless, it will be quite nice to be fighting alongside the three of you again, as well as Peorth. And also viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway, for right now viewers, this does now currently mark the end of this particular chapter. But you can look forward to the continuation of our fight against the enemy villainous reflectors, in the next chapter. So for now viewers with that having now been said, and from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

"Well viewers, I would say that that was quite the interesting and action packed chapter wouldn't you agree? Oh right, Catherine here by the way again. And yes viewers I agree, it has been a little bit of a while since I have done one of my end of chapter fourth wall breaks...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, as Angel Bluebell had just already said herself, we all look forward to seeing all of you viewers in the next chapter, so see you all there okay?...*I proceed to say this, while I am once again proceeding to give yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: March 27, 2014


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was also after the sudden reappearance, of Sekirei Number 9: Tsukiumi, but also the appearance of Peorth from the Ah My Goddess anime canon timeline. Who was able to take care of temporarily for the moment that is. With regard to Kaito, who was the butler that we had all last run into alongside the late spirit Kurumi Tokisaki in the Cardcaptors anime canon timeline. But also, this was after a little bit of banter had proceeded to suddenly result, between me, Peorth, Belldandy, Urd, and of course Skuld. And so getting back to the current situation at hand from the tail end of the last chapter with this now in mind...

"Are you serious with asking that question of yours Bluebell?! I mean does this look like a social call to you?!" Urd had now proceeded to blurt out in quite a now embarrassing sounding tone of voice. And to help compound Urd's clear and obvious embarrassment, a blush had now proceeded to accompany her currently embarrassed sounding tone of voice, as said blush, was also now present upon Urd's face.

But then...

"My my Urd, well aren't we just the emotional one? I mean if I didn't know any better, then I would say..." Peorth had now proceeded to say quite smugly over to Urd with in response. Which not surprisingly, Peorth had proceeded to say this smug remark of hers, while wearing a cheeky and smug looking smirk on her face. Which though it was similar to Angel Bluebells own when she would display hers, was a tad bit less cheeky and smug looking then that of Angel Bluebells own signature cheeky, smug expression and smirk. And yet, not surprisingly, Urd had now proceeded to go and cut Peorth off midway through her response back over to her. And as for Urd's response back over to Peorth? Well you see, about that...

"Well then Peorth, why don't you explain to all of us, as well as the viewers, as to why me, Belldandy, and Skuld, aren't exactly a fan of yours either?!" Urd had now proceeded to say back over to Peorth with in response, only now Urd sounded even more annoyed and ticked off then she had been a moment prior.

But then...

"Yea so that isn't going to wind up being necessary Urd. As we all already know that Peorth is not from the same Goddess Helpline as you, Belldandy, and Skuld. Which by the way viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, to make a long story short, Peorth is from the 'Earth Assistance Hotline.' While Belldandy, Urd, and Skuld, are from a rival Hotline, known as the 'Goddess Relief Agency.' And if you want more info on any of that, then I would highly suggest that you go and watch the Ah My Goddess anime. Because while it won't give you all the information, it should still wind up giving you enough to understand things. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for now. So what do you viewers say that we get back to the current chapter at hand now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

But then, just as Angel Bluebell had proceeded to go and finish her fourth wall break moment...

"Bluebell heads up, on your right!" The unmistakable voice of Li Showron had proceeded to suddenly call out, as he proceeded to pull out one of the many elemental talismans that he usually had in his possession, and proceeded to use it.

"Element...Fire...Come To My Aid!" Li then proceeded to shout out, as a large amount of fire, had proceeded to shoot quite quickly from the elemental talisman, the moment that it had proceeded to make contact with the outfacing flat side of his Jian. And sure enough, the large amount of fire then proceeded to quickly make contact, with what was clearly a somewhat large torrent of what was clearly water. Which upon making contact with the water, wound up causing it to evaporate in under two seconds. And as for who it was that had just gone and launched that water based attack? Well...

"What the hell, how did that attack not...!" The still very much unmistakable, and very clearly agitated sounding voice of Kiria, had now proceeded to cut through the air like a very sharp knife. But then, even before Kiria had finished her statement over to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our still currently present allies. Angel Bluebell had proceeded to go and cut her off midway through her statement. And as for Angel Bluebells response? Well about that...

"Let me just stop you right there Kiria! Because now you're really starting to get on me and my allies nerves! Now apparently you and your other two stooges for guild mates, still don't realize just how outmatched you are against us! Well then, how about we finally settle this once and for all hmm?! And I don't think that I see any better a way, then to show you just how outclassed and outgunned you truly are! So sis, what do you say that we show the Three Diabolos Stooges here, just what makes the '90s Magical Girl Holy Trinity' unbeatable, hmm?!" Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say with a very clearly smug and cheeky looking smirk on her face.

Which not surprisingly, had prompted Angel Bluebell, along with Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Sakura, Zachary, Li, Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, and Super Sailor Pluto, to all get into their respective battle ready stances. And then...

"So Kiria, I hope that you and your other Two Stooges for guild mates, are ready to see just what a '90s Holy Trinity Of Steel' looks like! Because unlike last time, you Three Diabolos Stooges, won't be walking out of this fight without getting purified! So sis, Sakura, and Sailor Moon, with this now being said, it's showtime! But for right now viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway, for right now viewers, this does now currently mark the end of this particular chapter. But you can look forward to the continuation of our fight against the enemy villainous reflectors, as well as the Three Diabolos Stooges, in the next chapter. So for now viewers with that having now been said, and from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 101

Chapter 102: Down The Rabbit Hole We Go!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: March 27, 2014


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was also after the sudden reappearance, of Sekirei Number 9: Tsukiumi, but also the appearance of Peorth from the Ah My Goddess anime canon timeline. Who was able to take care of temporarily for the moment that is. With regard to Kaito, who was the butler that we had all last run into alongside the late spirit Kurumi Tokisaki in the Cardcaptors anime canon timeline. But also, this was after a little bit of banter had proceeded to suddenly result, between me, Peorth, Belldandy, Urd, and of course Skuld. And so getting back to the current situation at hand from the tail end of the last chapter with this now in mind...

"Are you serious with asking that question of yours Bluebell?! I mean does this look like a social call to you?!" Urd had now proceeded to blurt out in quite a now embarrassing sounding tone of voice. And to help compound Urd's clear and obvious embarrassment, a blush had now proceeded to accompany her currently embarrassed sounding tone of voice, as said blush, was also now present upon Urd's face.

But then...

"My my Urd, well aren't we just the emotional one? I mean if I didn't know any better, then I would say..." Peorth had now proceeded to say quite smugly over to Urd with in response. Which not surprisingly, Peorth had proceeded to say this smug remark of hers, while wearing a cheeky and smug looking smirk on her face. Which though it was similar to Angel Bluebells own when she would display hers, was a tad bit less cheeky and smug looking then that of Angel Bluebells own signature cheeky, smug expression and smirk. And yet, not surprisingly, Urd had now proceeded to go and cut Peorth off midway through her response back over to her. And as for Urd's response back over to Peorth? Well you see, about that...

"Well then Peorth, why don't you explain to all of us, as well as the viewers, as to why me, Belldandy, and Skuld, aren't exactly a fan of yours either?!" Urd had now proceeded to say back over to Peorth with in response, only now Urd sounded even more annoyed and ticked off then she had been a moment prior.

But then...

"Yea so that isn't going to wind up being necessary Urd. As we all already know that Peorth is not from the same Goddess Helpline as you, Belldandy, and Skuld. Which by the way viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway viewers, to make a long story short, Peorth is from the 'Earth Assistance Hotline.' While Belldandy, Urd, and Skuld, are from a rival Hotline, known as the 'Goddess Relief Agency.' And if you want more info on any of that, then I would highly suggest that you go and watch the Ah My Goddess anime. Because while it won't give you all the information, it should still wind up giving you enough to understand things. But anyway viewers, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for now. So what do you viewers say that we get back to the current chapter at hand now, hmm?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

But then, just as Angel Bluebell had proceeded to go and finish her fourth wall break moment...

"Bluebell heads up, on your right!" The unmistakable voice of Li Showron had proceeded to suddenly call out, as he proceeded to pull out one of the many elemental talismans that he usually had in his possession, and proceeded to use it.

"Element...Fire...Come To My Aid!" Li then proceeded to shout out, as a large amount of fire, had proceeded to shoot quite quickly from the elemental talisman, the moment that it had proceeded to make contact with the outfacing flat side of his Jian. And sure enough, the large amount of fire then proceeded to quickly make contact, with what was clearly a somewhat large torrent of what was clearly water. Which upon making contact with the water, wound up causing it to evaporate in under two seconds. And as for who it was that had just gone and launched that water based attack? Well...

"What the hell, how did that attack not...!" The still very much unmistakable, and very clearly agitated sounding voice of Kiria, had now proceeded to cut through the air like a very sharp knife. But then, even before Kiria had finished her statement over to Angel Bluebell and the rest of our still currently present allies. Angel Bluebell had proceeded to go and cut her off midway through her statement. And as for Angel Bluebells response? Well about that...

"Let me just stop you right there Kiria! Because now you're really starting to get on me and my allies nerves! Now apparently you and your other two stooges for guild mates, still don't realize just how outmatched you are against us! Well then, how about we finally settle this once and for all hmm?! And I don't think that I see any better a way, then to show you just how outclassed and outgunned you truly are! So sis, what do you say that we show the Three Diabolos Stooges here, just what makes the '90s Magical Girl Holy Trinity' unbeatable, hmm?!" Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say with a very clearly smug and cheeky looking smirk on her face.

Which not surprisingly, had prompted Angel Bluebell, along with Wedding Peach, Angel Lily, Angel Daisy, Angel Salvia, Sakura, Zachary, Li, Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Mercury, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor Jupiter, Super Sailor Venus, Super Sailor Saturn, Super Sailor Uranus, Super Sailor Neptune, and Super Sailor Pluto, to all get into their respective battle ready stances. And then...

"So Kiria, I hope that you and your other Two Stooges for guild mates, are ready to see just what a '90s Holy Trinity Of Steel' looks like! Because unlike last time, you Three Diabolos Stooges, won't be walking out of this fight without getting purified! So sis, Sakura, and Sailor Moon, with this now being said, it's showtime! But for right now viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway, for right now viewers, this does now currently mark the end of this particular chapter. But you can look forward to the continuation of our fight against the enemy villainous reflectors, as well as the Three Diabolos Stooges, in the next chapter. So for now viewers with that having now been said, and from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: March 27, 2014


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was after a somewhat heated argument, had proceeded to erupt between Angel Bluebell, Urd, and Peorth. Which had resulted in Peorth proceeding to turn the argument towards Urd more then Angel Bluebell. Which not surprisingly, had then prompted Urd to get very miffed at Peorth. But also, with the unexpected, and yet not at all surprising arrival, of Kiria and her other two sad excuses for Diabolos guild mates. Things were about to get very interesting again, but yet they would actually wind up getting much more interesting, then it already was, or had been previously. And so with this in mind, and getting back to just after what had proceeded to happen at the tail end of the last chapter...

"You know what Bluebell, the same could be said for you, as I am now starting to get quite fed up with you as well, cha!" The unmistakable voice of the man in the very heavy looking suit of armor, had proceeded to shout out towards Angel Bluebell and the rest of our currently present allies with. Which like all of the other times, he then proceeded to quickly follow up with his usual verbal tic. But then...

"Sniper, everyone get down!" I had then proceeded to shout out quite loudly from out of seemingly nowhere. But, the only thing was, that unlike me, Angel Bluebell knew along with several of our other allies, that whoever the sniper was, they were not targeting any of us. And so, as a way to help compound and hammer this fact home, an unmistakable sound, of what was clearly a somewhat high capacity sniper round, had proceeded to audibly whizz through the air. And as for the target it had been aimed at? Well it had proceeded to strike the the heavy duty looking chest plate, of the man in the heavy looking suit of armor. Which unexpectedly, had then caused a small, and yet somewhat visible crack to form in the chest plate in question, right where the bullet had impacted. And then...

"What the heck, who just did that!? Show yourself you coward, cha!" The man in the heavy looking suit of armor, only with a somewhat noticeable crack in his chest plate, had now proceeded to yell out quite angrily with. And then...

"I wouldn't be saying a statement like that on your part if I were you!" A currently unrecognizable, and yet very clearly regal sounding female voice, had now proceeded to speak up with out of seemingly nowhere. But, what no one was expecting to have happen next, was for a single female figure, to suddenly appear out of seemingly nowhere.

But, as she faded into existence, Angel Bluebell, Keiko, and Zachary, were all then able to immediately take notice of how she looked. She was a very tall female, with what were clearly very long legs. She also had short, dark blue hair and blue eyes. She also appeared to have have blue bow shaped earrings. But, what were actually the most noticeable things about her, was that she was wearing what appeared to be a somewhat Victorian era looking outfit. She also had what appeared to be a somewhat large looking contraption on top of her head, that appeared to mimic a clock face, complete with a large looking minute, hour, and second hand. That one would usually find on the face of a clock. And apart from the clear fact, that she was currently wielding two very unique looking swords in each of her hands. Angel Bluebell, Keiko, and Zachary could also tell, that the top portion of her outfit, was, well, let's just say that it was a little bit more revealing then one would expect it to be.

But, as it would turn out, she wasn't the only unique looking individual, who was about to show up out of the blue, and out of seemingly nowhere. Because only about a second or so, after the very leggy and buxom female, had proceeded to fade into existence, with both of her unique looking swords drawn...

"Hey Kronster, you couldn't just wait a couple more seconds for the both of us?" A now less regal sounding, yet currently disembodied female voice, had now proceeded to say to the first female who had just appeared. And then, less then a second later, a circle then proceeded to quickly appear on the ground next to the first female. Only unlike the light color glowing circles that had appeared before Belldandy, Urd, and Peorth rose up through them, this circle was dark colored in nature, or in this case, completely black colored. But, as for the individual, who had proceeded to rise up from it? Well if you didn't know the context of who she really was, then you would think that she would not wind up being the individual who would wind up rising out of the dark circle in question.

Because as for what the second female looked like? Well, she was a pretty buxom looking female, with long, straight pink hair that appeared to reach down to her lower back. She was a also wearing a small black crown-like headpiece on her head. She was also wearing a form-fitting black dress, with gold accents that appeared to have a high slit on one side. Which revealed a red inner lining, along with parts of her legs. She was also wearing a black, tattered cloak over the dress, with a hood that looked like it could be pulled up. With the interior of the cloak also appearing to be red. Her accessories included a chain belt with a red tassel, long black gloves with sheer brown sleeves attached, and black high-heeled shoes with gold details. But what was also interesting, was that she appeared to be holding what was clearly a scythe with a dark handle, pink accents, and a silver blade.

But before Angel Bluebell could even say anything to either of the first two individuals. Angel Bluebell then noticed, that what appeared to be red rose petals, that had now proceeded to suddenly start falling from above. And upon the red rose petals then proceeding to suddenly whip up into a small looking cyclone on the ground just to the side of the second female who had just appeared. Angel Bluebell then realized exactly who the first two individuals were. And, she also now realized that things were about to get far more interesting then they already were. But then...

"Sorry, I didn't realize that we were starting!" The third individual had proceeded to suddenly say in a clearly frantic sounding tone of voice. Which upon Angel Bluebell, Keiko, and Zachary all then proceeding to take a moment to look at this third individual a little bit more closely, the three of them then realized who she was. And for what she looked like? Well, she appeared to be wearing a black dress, that consisted of a long-sleeved blouse with a high collar, and red trim on the sleeves. That over it was what appeared to be a black waist cincher, with red lacing up the front, along with a matching skirt with red lining, and a red petticoat. She was also wearing a pair of thick black tights, that appeared to fade to red near the bottom, as well black combat boots with red laces, red trims around the top, and red soles.

Her outfit also appeared to be topped by a red hooded cloak, that was fastened to her shoulders by cross-shaped pins. And she also appeared to have an emblem that was in the form of a large silver buckle on her wide black belt. Which was slung around her hips on at angle. And finally, both me and Angel Bluebell were able to also notice, that attached to her belt, were what appeared to be a pocket along with a row of what were clearly bullets. Or in this case, were what were clearly high caliber looking sniper bullets.

And then...

"Oi, who are you three?! A what gives you the right to intrude on..." The unmistakable male voice of the male who was currently still wearing his Skull Knight type outfit, had now proceeded to call out quite angrily to the three newly arrived individuals, from out of seemingly nowhere. Only for him to then suddenly appear, in a quick looking wisp of what was clearly ash from the use of his Ash Maker magic. But then, and yet not surprisingly, someone had then proceeded to go, and cut Skull Knight off midway through his threat induced statement. And as for who it was that had just gone and done this? Well about that...

"I wouldn't be threatening the three of them if I were you Mr. Skull Knight! As I don't think that it is very 'Weiss' on your part, to be threatening 'Ouro Kronii The Warden Of Time,' 'Mori Calliope The Grim Reapers Apprentice,' and 'Ruby Rose.' Also viewers, I think that there's a lot that needs to be unpacked at the current moment isn't there. So with that being said viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, for all of you diehard Hololive fans out there, I think that it is already obvious as to who the first two individuals are. But for those who don't know, allow me to properly introduce, Hololive English's Ouro Kronii, Hololive English's Mori Calliope, and for those of you who don't know of the now shuddered Rooster Teeth? May I also now properly introduce, one Ruby Rose from RWBY. Yes indeed viewers, as we are very much heading down the ever so popular Hololive Rabbit Hole for this one! And who knows, you might wind up reading about quite a few more Hololive Vtubers, making their way into these four fanfics. In fact viewers, just to spoil you all with a bit of foreshadowing. You know to entice you all enough to want to read onward? You can look forward to quite a few more well known Hololive Vtubers, making their way into these four fanfics. And also...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to speak up, and thus cut Angel Bluebell off midway through her current fourth wall break moment. Which not surprisingly, has now once again started to cause one of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for who it was that had just gone and cut Angel Bluebell off this time? Well about that...

"Um sorry for interrupting you, but did you just..." Ruby Rose had now proceeded to speak up with over to Angel Bluebell, from out of seemingly nowhere. But surprisingly, Angel Bluebell wasn't the one who had then proceeded to go, and cut her off midway through her statement over to Angel Bluebell. In fact, it was someone who none of us would have never even expected. Because well, about that...

"Yes Ruby, she did just talk to the viewers. Now I need you to focus, because..." Mori Calliope had now proceeded to speak up with over to Ruby from out of seemingly nowhere. Only for Angel Bluebell to then go and proceed to speak up. And as for Angel Bluebells statement over to Mori Calliope? Well...

"So Dad, good to see that you finally decided to come back from getting the milk. And for the record viewers, if you know the hidden joke here, well then aren't you the cultured one?" Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say over to Mori Calliope with, along with a somewhat cheeky and smug looking smirk now also being present on her face.

Which not surprisingly, wound up earning a brief but audible sounding chuckle from Ouro Kronii. And yet also not surprisingly had now caused a tickmark, to temporarily find its way onto one side of Mori Calliope's face.

And then...

"I am only kidding Da...I mean Mori. You know that I don't mean anything by my statement. Also viewers, Angel Bluebell here again by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway, for right now viewers, this does now currently mark the end of this particular chapter. But you can look forward to the continuation of our fight against the enemy villainous reflectors, as well as the Three Diabolos Stooges, in the next chapter. So for now viewers with that having now been said, and from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 102

Chapter 103: Lionesses And War Criminals!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the fourth chapter. Just thought that for this title I would throw out a tribute to legendary Dark Knight actor Heath Ledger. Because, other then Joaquin Phoenix, no one else has played the role of the Joker as good as he did. Because as he once said, "If you're good at something, never do it for free." But, seeing as how I do do this for free, and I have no intention of getting paid for it, my form of payment is getting to see all of your positive reviews towards these self-insert fanfics that I work very hard on writing. Anyways, on with the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: March 27, 2014


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was after a somewhat heated argument, had proceeded to erupt between Angel Bluebell, Urd, and Peorth. Which had resulted in Peorth proceeding to turn the argument towards Urd more then Angel Bluebell. Which not surprisingly, had then prompted Urd to get very miffed at Peorth. But also, with the unexpected, and yet not at all surprising arrival, of Kiria and her other two sad excuses for Diabolos guild mates. Things were about to get very interesting again, but yet they would actually wind up getting much more interesting, then it already was, or had been previously. And so with this in mind, and getting back to just after what had proceeded to happen at the tail end of the last chapter...

"You know what Bluebell, the same could be said for you, as I am now starting to get quite fed up with you as well, cha!" The unmistakable voice of the man in the very heavy looking suit of armor, had proceeded to shout out towards Angel Bluebell and the rest of our currently present allies with. Which like all of the other times, he then proceeded to quickly follow up with his usual verbal tic. But then...

"Sniper, everyone get down!" I had then proceeded to shout out quite loudly from out of seemingly nowhere. But, the only thing was, that unlike me, Angel Bluebell knew along with several of our other allies, that whoever the sniper was, they were not targeting any of us. And so, as a way to help compound and hammer this fact home, an unmistakable sound, of what was clearly a somewhat high capacity sniper round, had proceeded to audibly whizz through the air. And as for the target it had been aimed at? Well it had proceeded to strike the the heavy duty looking chest plate, of the man in the heavy looking suit of armor. Which unexpectedly, had then caused a small, and yet somewhat visible crack to form in the chest plate in question, right where the bullet had impacted. And then...

"What the heck, who just did that!? Show yourself you coward, cha!" The man in the heavy looking suit of armor, only with a somewhat noticeable crack in his chest plate, had now proceeded to yell out quite angrily with. And then...

"I wouldn't be saying a statement like that on your part if I were you!" A currently unrecognizable, and yet very clearly regal sounding female voice, had now proceeded to speak up with out of seemingly nowhere. But, what no one was expecting to have happen next, was for a single female figure, to suddenly appear out of seemingly nowhere.

But, as she faded into existence, Angel Bluebell, Keiko, and Zachary, were all then able to immediately take notice of how she looked. She was a very tall female, with what were clearly very long legs. She also had short, dark blue hair and blue eyes. She also appeared to have have blue bow shaped earrings. But, what were actually the most noticeable things about her, was that she was wearing what appeared to be a somewhat Victorian era looking outfit. She also had what appeared to be a somewhat large looking contraption on top of her head, that appeared to mimic a clock face, complete with a large looking minute, hour, and second hand. That one would usually find on the face of a clock. And apart from the clear fact, that she was currently wielding two very unique looking swords in each of her hands. Angel Bluebell, Keiko, and Zachary could also tell, that the top portion of her outfit, was, well, let's just say that it was a little bit more revealing then one would expect it to be.

But, as it would turn out, she wasn't the only unique looking individual, who was about to show up out of the blue, and out of seemingly nowhere. Because only about a second or so, after the very leggy and buxom female, had proceeded to fade into existence, with both of her unique looking swords drawn...

"Hey Kronster, you couldn't just wait a couple more seconds for the both of us?" A now less regal sounding, yet currently disembodied female voice, had now proceeded to say to the first female who had just appeared. And then, less then a second later, a circle then proceeded to quickly appear on the ground next to the first female. Only unlike the light color glowing circles that had appeared before Belldandy, Urd, and Peorth rose up through them, this circle was dark colored in nature, or in this case, completely black colored. But, as for the individual, who had proceeded to rise up from it? Well if you didn't know the context of who she really was, then you would think that she would not wind up being the individual who would wind up rising out of the dark circle in question.

Because as for what the second female looked like? Well, she was a pretty buxom looking female, with long, straight pink hair that appeared to reach down to her lower back. She was a also wearing a small black crown-like headpiece on her head. She was also wearing a form-fitting black dress, with gold accents that appeared to have a high slit on one side. Which revealed a red inner lining, along with parts of her legs. She was also wearing a black, tattered cloak over the dress, with a hood that looked like it could be pulled up. With the interior of the cloak also appearing to be red. Her accessories included a chain belt with a red tassel, long black gloves with sheer brown sleeves attached, and black high-heeled shoes with gold details. But what was also interesting, was that she appeared to be holding what was clearly a scythe with a dark handle, pink accents, and a silver blade.

But before Angel Bluebell could even say anything to either of the first two individuals. Angel Bluebell then noticed, that what appeared to be red rose petals, that had now proceeded to suddenly start falling from above. And upon the red rose petals then proceeding to suddenly whip up into a small looking cyclone on the ground just to the side of the second female who had just appeared. Angel Bluebell then realized exactly who the first two individuals were. And, she also now realized that things were about to get far more interesting then they already were. But then...

"Sorry, I didn't realize that we were starting!" The third individual had proceeded to suddenly say in a clearly frantic sounding tone of voice. Which upon Angel Bluebell, Keiko, and Zachary all then proceeding to take a moment to look at this third individual a little bit more closely, the three of them then realized who she was. And for what she looked like? Well, she appeared to be wearing a black dress, that consisted of a long-sleeved blouse with a high collar, and red trim on the sleeves. That over it was what appeared to be a black waist cincher, with red lacing up the front, along with a matching skirt with red lining, and a red petticoat. She was also wearing a pair of thick black tights, that appeared to fade to red near the bottom, as well black combat boots with red laces, red trims around the top, and red soles.

Her outfit also appeared to be topped by a red hooded cloak, that was fastened to her shoulders by cross-shaped pins. And she also appeared to have an emblem that was in the form of a large silver buckle on her wide black belt. Which was slung around her hips on at angle. And finally, both me and Angel Bluebell were able to also notice, that attached to her belt, were what appeared to be a pocket along with a row of what were clearly bullets. Or in this case, were what were clearly high caliber looking sniper bullets.

And then...

"Oi, who are you three?! A what gives you the right to intrude on..." The unmistakable male voice of the male who was currently still wearing his Skull Knight type outfit, had now proceeded to call out quite angrily to the three newly arrived individuals, from out of seemingly nowhere. Only for him to then suddenly appear, in a quick looking wisp of what was clearly ash from the use of his Ash Maker magic. But then, and yet not surprisingly, someone had then proceeded to go, and cut Skull Knight off midway through his threat induced statement. And as for who it was that had just gone and done this? Well about that...

"I wouldn't be threatening the three of them if I were you Mr. Skull Knight! As I don't think that it is very 'Weiss' on your part, to be threatening 'Ouro Kronii The Warden Of Time,' 'Mori Calliope The Grim Reapers Apprentice,' and 'Ruby Rose.' Also viewers, I think that there's a lot that needs to be unpacked at the current moment isn't there. So with that being said viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, for all of you diehard Hololive fans out there, I think that it is already obvious as to who the first two individuals are. But for those who don't know, allow me to properly introduce, Hololive English's Ouro Kronii, Hololive English's Mori Calliope, and for those of you who don't know of the now shuddered Rooster Teeth? May I also now properly introduce, one Ruby Rose from RWBY. Yes indeed viewers, as we are very much heading down the ever so popular Hololive Rabbit Hole for this one! And who knows, you might wind up reading about quite a few more Hololive Vtubers, making their way into these four fanfics. In fact viewers, just to spoil you all with a bit of foreshadowing. You know to entice you all enough to want to read onward? You can look forward to quite a few more well known Hololive Vtubers, making their way into these four fanfics. And also...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, only for someone to then proceed to speak up, and thus cut Angel Bluebell off midway through her current fourth wall break moment. Which not surprisingly, has now once again started to cause one of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again*"

And as for who it was that had just gone and cut Angel Bluebell off this time? Well about that...

"Um sorry for interrupting you, but did you just..." Ruby Rose had now proceeded to speak up with over to Angel Bluebell, from out of seemingly nowhere. But surprisingly, Angel Bluebell wasn't the one who had then proceeded to go, and cut her off midway through her statement over to Angel Bluebell. In fact, it was someone who none of us would have never even expected. Because well, about that...

"Yes Ruby, she did just talk to the viewers. Now I need you to focus, because..." Mori Calliope had now proceeded to speak up with over to Ruby from out of seemingly nowhere. Only for Angel Bluebell to then go and proceed to speak up. And as for Angel Bluebells statement over to Mori Calliope? Well...

"So Dad, good to see that you finally decided to come back from getting the milk. And for the record viewers, if you know the hidden joke here, well then aren't you the cultured one?" Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say over to Mori Calliope with, along with a somewhat cheeky and smug looking smirk now also being present on her face.

Which not surprisingly, wound up earning a brief but audible sounding chuckle from Ouro Kronii. And yet also not surprisingly had now caused a tickmark, to temporarily find its way onto one side of Mori Calliope's face.

And then...

"I am only kidding Da...I mean Mori. You know that I don't mean anything by my statement. Also viewers, Angel Bluebell here again by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...But anyway, for right now viewers, this does now currently mark the end of this particular chapter. But you can look forward to the continuation of our fight against the enemy villainous reflectors, as well as the Three Diabolos Stooges, in the next chapter. So for now viewers with that having now been said, and from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: March 27, 2014


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this had also been after the unexpected and sudden arrival, of not just Hololive En's Ouro Kronii. Who is also sometimes referred to as Kroniicopter, Kronster, among other nicknames. Of which Kronster was a nickname given to her by the second Hololive En Vtuber to make an appearance. Which was everyone's favorite Dad, and known Grim Reapers Apprentice, Mori Calliope.

But also, the arrival of a third and final individual, who in this case was one Ruby Rose, from the still ever so popular series known as RWBY. Who had demonstrated her pin point accuracy, with the use of her Scythe and Sniper Rifle combination weapon, known as Crescent Rose. Which had managed to do what Natsu Dragneel had been unable to do to the man in the heavy looking suit of armor, which was leave what was a pretty noticeable crack and dent, in the chest plate of his armor.

But, as it would turn out, Kronii and Mori, were not the only well known Vtubers, who were about to make a sudden appearance from out of seemingly nowhere. And so, with this now in mind, and getting back to the current situation at hand that had developed at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Ack, what the heck was that?! My armor's chest plate has been destroyed! Alright, whose the coward who just did that?! Show yourself you coward, cha!" The now very clearly pained sounding voice of the man in the heavy looking suit of armor, had now proceeded to shout out with out of seemingly nowhere. As what was clearly yet another high range and caliber looking sniper bullet, had now proceeded to quickly whizz through the air. To which it then proceeded to impact the already present crack in the chest plate, that had been made by Ruby Rose's Crescent Rose. Which upon this next high caliber sniper round proceeding to impact the same spot. To which this had then caused the chest plate, to now completely break apart and shatter. As several of the metal pieces of the now destroyed chest plate, had then proceeded to fall to the ground, and then proceed to make several distinct metallic clanking sounds.

And as for who it was that had just gone and proceeded to capitalize off of the damage that had been done by Ruby Rose's Crescent Rose? Well about that...

"Well, it is good to see that my sniping hasn't gotten rusty since I have last been in the field!" A somewhat cute sounding, and yet still clearly somehow predatory sounding female voice, had now proceeded to speak up with out of seemingly nowhere. And then...

"HA↘HA↗HA↘HA↗...my my Botan, it would seem as though you haven't lost your touch, Peko!" Another now somewhat cute sounding female voice, had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere.

And it was only after the second female voice had spoken up, that Angel Bluebell then quickly realized just how crazy the current situation had now become. Because within a split second of Angel Bluebells realization, she had then wound up taking immediate notice, of two individuals standing a somewhat close distance away, over to her immediate right.

One of them, who the one who was currently holding what was clearly a very high caliber range looking sniper rifle. Which had led Angel Bluebell to realize, that they had been the one who had shot and destroyed the chest plate of the mans heavy looking suit of armor. And this was also due to the clear and obvious fact, that the barrel of the sniper rifle, was still currently smoking a little bit from the muzzle flash.

And as for what this first individual looked like? Well, she was a female who appeared to have long silvery hair. She also appeared to have leonine ears, that had two black piercings on one side. And she also appeared to have what were clearly visible fangs. Her outfit, much like her animal aesthetics, appeared to consist of a sleeveless black dress, with a stocking-chest window. That also appeared to be paired with a black bomber jacket, that appeared to have a white fur-linen collar. 

And as for the second female? Well, her hair was clearly very long, and appeared to have blue in braided twin tails. Which also appeared to have what were clearly white in the braids, that also appeared to have what were clearly carrots inserted into her hair. But what was quite unique about this second female, was that she appeared to have what were clearly rabbit ears. She also appeared to have a rabbit shape fluffy scarf wrapped around her neck. And her eyes also seemed to have shades of purple and orange in them, with what were clearly rabbit shaped pupils.

And as for who these two individuals were? Well about that...

"Uh, well this is a tad bit unexpected isn't it viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way again, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, and this is while Angel Bluebell, is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, for those of you who do not already know as to who these two individuals are? Well let me now introduce two more well known Hololive Vtubers. The first one, is the one and only Shishiro Botan. Who for those who don't know, has actually gone viral in the past for her video game sniper head shots. Which is why Botan is known to be very skilled when it comes to using sniper rifles. And as for the second well known Hololive Vtuber? Well that viewers, just so happens to be the one and only Usada Pekora. So yeah viewers, I did say in the last chapter, that you would probably wind up reading about several more well known Vtubers making their debuts into these four fanfics. So to be fair viewers, this was something that was a very real possibility. So yeah viewers if I were you, then I would not want to miss out on reading the next upcoming chapters. Now though I won't go into much detail viewers, as I do want to entice you all enough to read on. But lets just say viewers, that there are big plans in the works for these four fanfics. And while I have you all for the current moment viewers, I think that it is now once again time to check in on everyone's least favorite crash out streamer. And so with this in mind, hey Johnny Somali, how is that 'destroy your entire life speed run' going? I mean after all viewers, he is now facing a maximum of at least 41 years in prison. And while we are on the subject of this literal piece of human scum. If you haven't yet gone and subscribed to Atozy and Legal Mindset, then I really do recommend that you do, if you haven't done so already that is. Also, me, Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine, have all been made recently aware that one Logan Paul, is currently wanted by the FBI. And I believe it has something to do, with the recent Crypto Zoo scandal. But also viewers, we have also been made aware, that MrBeast, or Jimmy 'Lucifer's Real Life Brother' Donaldson. Is currently being investigated for the whole Lunchly situation. I mean to be fair viewers, Jimmy isn't exactly the embodiment of a kind and genuine human being. I mean we're talking a real straight up scumbag here. But anyway, for right now viewers, this does now currently mark the end of this particular chapter. But you can look forward to the continuation of our fight against the enemy villainous reflectors, as well as the Three Diabolos Stooges, in the next chapter. So for now viewers with that having now been said, and from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, which is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual still very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 103

Chapter 104: Drop Kicked By A Horse Girl!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: March 27, 2014


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this had also been after the unexpected and sudden arrival, of not just Hololive En's Ouro Kronii. Who is also sometimes referred to as Kroniicopter, Kronster, among other nicknames. Of which Kronster was a nickname given to her by the second Hololive En Vtuber to make an appearance. Which was everyone's favorite Dad, and known Grim Reapers Apprentice, Mori Calliope.

But also, the arrival of a third and final individual, who in this case was one Ruby Rose, from the still ever so popular series known as RWBY. Who had demonstrated her pin point accuracy, with the use of her Scythe and Sniper Rifle combination weapon, known as Crescent Rose. Which had managed to do what Natsu Dragneel had been unable to do to the man in the heavy looking suit of armor, which was leave what was a pretty noticeable crack and dent, in the chest plate of his armor.

But, as it would turn out, Kronii and Mori, were not the only well known Vtubers, who were about to make a sudden appearance from out of seemingly nowhere. And so, with this now in mind, and getting back to the current situation at hand that had developed at the tail end of the previous chapter...

"Ack, what the heck was that?! My armor's chest plate has been destroyed! Alright, whose the coward who just did that?! Show yourself you coward, cha!" The now very clearly pained sounding voice of the man in the heavy looking suit of armor, had now proceeded to shout out with out of seemingly nowhere. As what was clearly yet another high range and caliber looking sniper bullet, had now proceeded to quickly whizz through the air. To which it then proceeded to impact the already present crack in the chest plate, that had been made by Ruby Rose's Crescent Rose. Which upon this next high caliber sniper round proceeding to impact the same spot. To which this had then caused the chest plate, to now completely break apart and shatter. As several of the metal pieces of the now destroyed chest plate, had then proceeded to fall to the ground, and then proceed to make several distinct metallic clanking sounds.

And as for who it was that had just gone and proceeded to capitalize off of the damage that had been done by Ruby Rose's Crescent Rose? Well about that...

"Well, it is good to see that my sniping hasn't gotten rusty since I have last been in the field!" A somewhat cute sounding, and yet still clearly somehow predatory sounding female voice, had now proceeded to speak up with out of seemingly nowhere. And then...

"HA↘HA↗HA↘HA↗...my my Botan, it would seem as though you haven't lost your touch, Peko!" Another now somewhat cute sounding female voice, had now proceeded to say out of seemingly nowhere.

And it was only after the second female voice had spoken up, that Angel Bluebell then quickly realized just how crazy the current situation had now become. Because within a split second of Angel Bluebells realization, she had then wound up taking immediate notice, of two individuals standing a somewhat close distance away, over to her immediate right.

One of them, who the one who was currently holding what was clearly a very high caliber range looking sniper rifle. Which had led Angel Bluebell to realize, that they had been the one who had shot and destroyed the chest plate of the mans heavy looking suit of armor. And this was also due to the clear and obvious fact, that the barrel of the sniper rifle, was still currently smoking a little bit from the muzzle flash.

And as for what this first individual looked like? Well, she was a female who appeared to have long silvery hair. She also appeared to have leonine ears, that had two black piercings on one side. And she also appeared to have what were clearly visible fangs. Her outfit, much like her animal aesthetics, appeared to consist of a sleeveless black dress, with a stocking-chest window. That also appeared to be paired with a black bomber jacket, that appeared to have a white fur-linen collar. 

And as for the second female? Well, her hair was clearly very long, and appeared to have blue in braided twin tails. Which also appeared to have what were clearly white in the braids, that also appeared to have what were clearly carrots inserted into her hair. But what was quite unique about this second female, was that she appeared to have what were clearly rabbit ears. She also appeared to have a rabbit shape fluffy scarf wrapped around her neck. And her eyes also seemed to have shades of purple and orange in them, with what were clearly rabbit shaped pupils.

And as for who these two individuals were? Well about that...

"Uh, well this is a tad bit unexpected isn't it viewers? Angel Bluebell here by the way again, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, and this is while Angel Bluebell, is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, for those of you who do not already know as to who these two individuals are? Well let me now introduce two more well known Hololive Vtubers. The first one, is the one and only Shishiro Botan. Who for those who don't know, has actually gone viral in the past for her video game sniper head shots. Which is why Botan is known to be very skilled when it comes to using sniper rifles. And as for the second well known Hololive Vtuber? Well that viewers, just so happens to be the one and only Usada Pekora. So yeah viewers, I did say in the last chapter, that you would probably wind up reading about several more well known Vtubers making their debuts into these four fanfics. So to be fair viewers, this was something that was a very real possibility. So yeah viewers if I were you, then I would not want to miss out on reading the next upcoming chapters. Now though I won't go into much detail viewers, as I do want to entice you all enough to read on. But lets just say viewers, that there are big plans in the works for these four fanfics. And while I have you all for the current moment viewers, I think that it is now once again time to check in on everyone's least favorite crash out streamer. And so with this in mind, hey Johnny Somali, how is that 'destroy your entire life speed run' going? I mean after all viewers, he is now facing a maximum of at least 41 years in prison. And while we are on the subject of this literal piece of human scum. If you haven't yet gone and subscribed to Atozy and Legal Mindset, then I really do recommend that you do, if you haven't done so already that is. Also, me, Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine, have all been made recently aware that one Logan Paul, is currently wanted by the FBI. And I believe it has something to do, with the recent Crypto Zoo scandal. But also viewers, we have also been made aware, that MrBeast, or Jimmy 'Lucifer's Real Life Brother' Donaldson. Is currently being investigated for the whole Lunchly situation. I mean to be fair viewers, Jimmy isn't exactly the embodiment of a kind and genuine human being. I mean we're talking a real straight up scumbag here. But anyway, for right now viewers, this does now currently mark the end of this particular chapter. But you can look forward to the continuation of our fight against the enemy villainous reflectors, as well as the Three Diabolos Stooges, in the next chapter. So for now viewers with that having now been said, and from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, which is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual still very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: March 27, 2014


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this had also been after the unexpected and sudden arrival, of not just Hololive En's Ouro Kronii. But also Hololive En's Mori Calliope, or Dad as she was known more as to her fan base of fans that were known as 'Deadbeats.' And no, that is not one bit of a lie either, as those are indeed the name of the fans in Mori Calliope's Vtuber fan base. 

But anyway, this had also been quickly followed by everyone's favorite Adidas Wearing Lioness, and Hololive JP Vtuber, Shishiro Botan. Who thanks for her ability to capitalize quite easily off of the very visible dented crack. Which had been left from Ruby Rose, having hit the man in the heavy looking suit of armor, with one of the high caliber velocity sniper rifle rounds from her Crescent Rose. But also, along with the sudden appearance of Shishiro Botan, who had proceeded to capitalize with the use of a high powered caliber sniper rifle of her own. And as such, had been able to completely destroy the chest plate of the man in the heavy looking suit of armor.

But as for the additional, and sudden appearance of very well known Hololive JP Vtuber, and known war criminal, Usada Pekora. Things regarding our current situation and still ongoing fight against the Three Diabolos Stooges, and the enemy villainous reflectors from the Blue Reflection Ray anime canon timeline? Well they weren't going to be exactly getting any less crazy anytime soon. And so, with this now in mind, and getting back to the situation at hand, that had gone and proceeded to suddenly develop at the tail end of the last chapter...

"Well actually viewers, there is something that is currently far more important that needs to be addressed first, before we proceed into the upcoming chapter. Also hello there again viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, it has been brought to our attention. And I do include Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine when I say 'our attention' viewers, in case you were at all wondering about that. But anyway, it has been brought to our attention, that a small portion of the viewers over on archive of our own, or A03 as most people know it more as. Well they have apparently been leaving somewhat sarcastic induced comments. And all if not most of them, are pertaining to how they feel that these four fanfics should be told to them. Now first of all viewers, I think that it should go without saying! But let me reiterate, that these are not your four fanfics to dictate with regard to how they are told to you! Furthermore, to say as one guest user over on A03 recently said! That 'they were uncomfortable with how the females in these four fanfics were portrayed! Well clearly you haven't read our four fanfics then, now have you?! Because if you had been even the slightest bit bothered to go and put in the necessary effort. Then you would have immediately realized viewers, that that is nothing more then a petty jealousy induced fabrication, to make up for your clear petty jealousy towards the success of these four interconnected fanfics! And believe me viewers, when I say that you are not exactly in any sort of a position to have any sort of say regarding that! I mean after all viewers, why do you think that these four fanfics are all totaling at around the 2 million views mark as of recently? Well that happens to be largely due, to the fact that me, Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine, are the only ones who have any sort of say in how these four fanfics are told to you. And let me be as clear and concise as I can be viewers, when I say that if the way that the four of us tell these four fanfics to you offend you?! Then in the similar words of Jon Taffer from the Extreme's Sports Bar And Grill episode of Bar Rescue, 'well to heck with you, because we're going to do it anyway!' And that viewers, is not open for any sort of discussion or argument either! Because if you have an issue with how these fics are told to you, then do us a favor and just don't bother reading, it's as simple as that! And while the four of us know full well that we aren't going to be able to please everyone. That doesn't mean, that we will be forced to do as some of the bad apple viewers that read these four fanfics want us to do either! And so viewers, with that now having been said, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for now. So what do you viewers say, that we get on with the current chapter now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And so, getting away from Angel Bluebells current fourth wall break, and back to the current chapter at hand...

"Bluebell watch out, behind you!" The unmistakable voice of Super Sailor Neptune, had now proceeded to shout out over to Angel Bluebell from out of seemingly nowhere. Which Super Sailor Neptune had proceeded to say her statement over to Angel Bluebell, with quite a bit of audible fear and concern in her tone. But unfortunately, Super Sailor Neptune's audible warning over to Angel Bluebell, wound up coming just a little too late. Because just before Angel Bluebell was able to completely turn her attention to behind her. Angel Bluebell then noticed what appeared to be two very unique looking boots proceeding to quickly make their way towards her. But what appeared to be most odd about these two boots, was that on the fronts of the bottom of both of them, were what appeared to be solid metal horseshoes. Which one would normally find on the usual racehorse. But as aforementioned, Angel Bluebell wasn't able to react quickly enough, before both of the boots, wound up drop kicking into her. And even though it didn't wind up knocking Angel Bluebell over, it still wound up leaving her quite rattled. And also, a bit confused from what had just happened.

But, after Angel Bluebell had managed to get her bearings after a couple of seconds, she was then able to get a better look at the individual who had just gone an proceeded to dropkick her out of seemingly nowhere. And it was only then, that Angel Bluebell realized exactly why she had just been drop kicked. Because the individual who had just gone and done this? Well, she was a female who appeared to have long straight silver-gray hair, with straight bangs that covered her forehead. She was also currently wearing what appeared to be a brimless, cylindrical brown hat. That appeared to be adorned with a gold emblem, which was connected to brown straps running beside and behind her head, as well as one under her chin. The straps also appeared to be connected at each side of her head by a large copper circular ornament, and the overall appearance of her headgear appeared to be similar to that of a horse's headstall. Her eyes were what appeared to be a stunning rosewood color, and she was also currently wearing what appeared to be a purple bow on her right ear.

She was also currently wearing a short, sleeveless red dress, adorned with two gold stripes running down its front left and right. Which also appeared to split into a pair of slits from the hips down and form the bottom hem of the dress. Six gold buttons were also at her abdomen between these gold stripes. At her neck was a white dress-style collar adorned with a large red bow, from which a diamond-shaped golden ornament dangled. On each arm she wore a red sweatband with a white stripe in its middle, and her hands were covered by large white gloves boasting two black stripes on each of their oversized cuffs. She was also currently wearing white leggings with gray seam patterns running down their outer legs, and white calf-high boots tied off with red bows. And these boots appeared to have brown throats, three golden buckles each, and huge folded-over cuffs with black stripes on their edges, mirroring the style found on her gloves. And the seam pattern of her leggings appeared to also match the pattern found on the copper discs at the sides of her head.

On her hip she was also currently wearing a brown saddlebag, with a gold horseshoe emblem on its front and another, smaller gold emblem, similar to a fleur-de-lis, on its side. The bag also appeared to be tied by two brown straps, running high and low on her left hip. To which a third strap currently hung freely from behind her, tipped with a pointed gold ornament. And finally, on her right thigh, she appeared to be wearing another brown strap adorned with a large golden ornament in the shape of an ornate anchor. And then, now realizing exactly who she was. Instead of Angel Bluebell getting angry, she instead just chose to let out a sigh, and simply just briefly dusted her off. And then...

"Okay, now then where were we? Ah yes..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say, only for someone to then proceed to go and suddenly speak up. Thus not only proceeding to cut Angel Bluebell off midway through her statement. But once again, this had now caused one of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again. And as for who it was that had chosen to go and do this to Angel Bluebell this time? Well about that...

"Wait hold on a second here Bluebell, you just got drop kicked pretty hard not even a couple of seconds ago! So you expect to just move on after..." The unmistakable voice of Rukia Kuchiki, had now proceeded to speak up towards Angel Bluebell from out of seemingly nowhere. Which helped to indicate to Angel Bluebell, that Rukia Kuchiki, and the rest of the Soul Reapers, had managed to make it back to the rest of us. But then...

"Wait hold on a minute here Rukia, how come you never asked me if I was okay when I tended to get injured?!" The now unmistakable voice of one Ichigo Kurosaki, had now proceeded to speak up with over to Rukia Kuchiki with, from out of seemingly nowhere.

And then, though not even the least bit surprising...

"Since when did you ever get drop kicked by a horse girl Ichigo? And also for the record, I am fine by the way, so thanks so much for asking! But as for the reason why I don't exactly care about it as much as I would have? Well that is actually because that is usually how Gold Ship here tends to act. Now then..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say, only to then once again get cut off midway through her statement. But unlike the previous time, this had not caused one of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, to suddenly start to visibly start twitching again. And with regard as to who had just gone and done this this time? Well about that...

"Wait, hold on a moment here Bluebell, but isn't Gold Ship a male horse?" Super Sailor Mercury had then proceeded to ask over to Angel Bluebell with. And this was also accompanied by a clear and obvious tone of confusion in Super Sailor Mercury's voice.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back over to Super Sailor Mercury, in order to help clear up her currently present and quite obvious confusion...

"Well technically Super Sailor Mercury, yes. As under normal circumstances you would normally be correct with your statement. But, I think that it should be once again mentioned and reiterated to everyone present. Which also includes those of you viewers who have previously read the chapters pertaining to the Fate Stay Night anime canon timeline. Because if you have read those particular chapters, without choosing to skip them that is. Then you would have remembered me explaining, that while the real life King Arthur was indeed a male. Saber on the other hand, or Artoria Pendragon as she is also sometimes known as, is actually a female. And the same is the case here with Gold Ship. Who for those of you who don't already know viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, which is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile quite cutely with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me now properly introduce you all, to the one and only Gold Ship, from the currently very popular anime, of Umamusume: Pretty Derby. Which is also related to the ever currently popular mobile game of the same vein. So viewers, with the debut of the currently very popular horse girl Gold Ship into these four fanfics, that now puts the current different forms of media content that are present in these four fanfics, at 58. And yes indeed viewers, you did just read that number right! You are not imagining it! Which by the way viewers, this now means that we are now very much on our way to achieving that magical goal of 100 different forms of media in these four interconnected fanfics. And if you thought that this current chapter was crazy viewers, then just wait until the next chapter. As I think that you will soon find, that Erza Scarlet, is now no longer going to be the only S-Class Wizard from the Fairy Tail anime canon timeline that is going to be present in these four interconnected fanfics. And for those of you viewers exactly who it is that I am referring to. If you know viewers, then you know. All I'm saying here viewers, is don't miss the next chapter, because it's going to wind up being quite the stunning show! But for right now viewers, this does now currently mark the end of this particular chapter. But you can look forward to the continuation of our fight against the enemy villainous reflectors, as well as the Three Diabolos Stooges, in the next chapter. So for now viewers with that having now been said, and from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, which is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 104

Chapter 105: Nothing Plain About Mirajane!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: March 27, 2014


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this had also been after the unexpected and sudden arrival, of not just Hololive En's Ouro Kronii. But also Hololive En's Mori Calliope, or Dad as she was known more as to her fan base of fans that were known as 'Deadbeats.' And no, that is not one bit of a lie either, as those are indeed the name of the fans in Mori Calliope's Vtuber fan base. 

But anyway, this had also been quickly followed by everyone's favorite Adidas Wearing Lioness, and Hololive JP Vtuber, Shishiro Botan. Who thanks for her ability to capitalize quite easily off of the very visible dented crack. Which had been left from Ruby Rose, having hit the man in the heavy looking suit of armor, with one of the high caliber velocity sniper rifle rounds from her Crescent Rose. But also, along with the sudden appearance of Shishiro Botan, who had proceeded to capitalize with the use of a high powered caliber sniper rifle of her own. And as such, had been able to completely destroy the chest plate of the man in the heavy looking suit of armor.

But as for the additional, and sudden appearance of very well known Hololive JP Vtuber, and known war criminal, Usada Pekora. Things regarding our current situation and still ongoing fight against the Three Diabolos Stooges, and the enemy villainous reflectors from the Blue Reflection Ray anime canon timeline? Well they weren't going to be exactly getting any less crazy anytime soon. And so, with this now in mind, and getting back to the situation at hand, that had gone and proceeded to suddenly develop at the tail end of the last chapter...

"Well actually viewers, there is something that is currently far more important that needs to be addressed first, before we proceed into the upcoming chapter. Also hello there again viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, while she is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, it has been brought to our attention. And I do include Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine when I say 'our attention' viewers, in case you were at all wondering about that. But anyway, it has been brought to our attention, that a small portion of the viewers over on archive of our own, or A03 as most people know it more as. Well they have apparently been leaving somewhat sarcastic induced comments. And all if not most of them, are pertaining to how they feel that these four fanfics should be told to them. Now first of all viewers, I think that it should go without saying! But let me reiterate, that these are not your four fanfics to dictate with regard to how they are told to you! Furthermore, to say as one guest user over on A03 recently said! That 'they were uncomfortable with how the females in these four fanfics were portrayed! Well clearly you haven't read our four fanfics then, now have you?! Because if you had been even the slightest bit bothered to go and put in the necessary effort. Then you would have immediately realized viewers, that that is nothing more then a petty jealousy induced fabrication, to make up for your clear petty jealousy towards the success of these four interconnected fanfics! And believe me viewers, when I say that you are not exactly in any sort of a position to have any sort of say regarding that! I mean after all viewers, why do you think that these four fanfics are all totaling at around the 2 million views mark as of recently? Well that happens to be largely due, to the fact that me, Keiko, Zachary, and Catherine, are the only ones who have any sort of say in how these four fanfics are told to you. And let me be as clear and concise as I can be viewers, when I say that if the way that the four of us tell these four fanfics to you offend you?! Then in the similar words of Jon Taffer from the Extreme's Sports Bar And Grill episode of Bar Rescue, 'well to heck with you, because we're going to do it anyway!' And that viewers, is not open for any sort of discussion or argument either! Because if you have an issue with how these fics are told to you, then do us a favor and just don't bother reading, it's as simple as that! And while the four of us know full well that we aren't going to be able to please everyone. That doesn't mean, that we will be forced to do as some of the bad apple viewers that read these four fanfics want us to do either! And so viewers, with that now having been said, I think that that is more then enough fourth wall breaking from me for now. So what do you viewers say, that we get on with the current chapter now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And so, getting away from Angel Bluebells current fourth wall break, and back to the current chapter at hand...

"Bluebell watch out, behind you!" The unmistakable voice of Super Sailor Neptune, had now proceeded to shout out over to Angel Bluebell from out of seemingly nowhere. Which Super Sailor Neptune had proceeded to say her statement over to Angel Bluebell, with quite a bit of audible fear and concern in her tone. But unfortunately, Super Sailor Neptune's audible warning over to Angel Bluebell, wound up coming just a little too late. Because just before Angel Bluebell was able to completely turn her attention to behind her. Angel Bluebell then noticed what appeared to be two very unique looking boots proceeding to quickly make their way towards her. But what appeared to be most odd about these two boots, was that on the fronts of the bottom of both of them, were what appeared to be solid metal horseshoes. Which one would normally find on the usual racehorse. But as aforementioned, Angel Bluebell wasn't able to react quickly enough, before both of the boots, wound up drop kicking into her. And even though it didn't wind up knocking Angel Bluebell over, it still wound up leaving her quite rattled. And also, a bit confused from what had just happened.

But, after Angel Bluebell had managed to get her bearings after a couple of seconds, she was then able to get a better look at the individual who had just gone an proceeded to dropkick her out of seemingly nowhere. And it was only then, that Angel Bluebell realized exactly why she had just been drop kicked. Because the individual who had just gone and done this? Well, she was a female who appeared to have long straight silver-gray hair, with straight bangs that covered her forehead. She was also currently wearing what appeared to be a brimless, cylindrical brown hat. That appeared to be adorned with a gold emblem, which was connected to brown straps running beside and behind her head, as well as one under her chin. The straps also appeared to be connected at each side of her head by a large copper circular ornament, and the overall appearance of her headgear appeared to be similar to that of a horse's headstall. Her eyes were what appeared to be a stunning rosewood color, and she was also currently wearing what appeared to be a purple bow on her right ear.

She was also currently wearing a short, sleeveless red dress, adorned with two gold stripes running down its front left and right. Which also appeared to split into a pair of slits from the hips down and form the bottom hem of the dress. Six gold buttons were also at her abdomen between these gold stripes. At her neck was a white dress-style collar adorned with a large red bow, from which a diamond-shaped golden ornament dangled. On each arm she wore a red sweatband with a white stripe in its middle, and her hands were covered by large white gloves boasting two black stripes on each of their oversized cuffs. She was also currently wearing white leggings with gray seam patterns running down their outer legs, and white calf-high boots tied off with red bows. And these boots appeared to have brown throats, three golden buckles each, and huge folded-over cuffs with black stripes on their edges, mirroring the style found on her gloves. And the seam pattern of her leggings appeared to also match the pattern found on the copper discs at the sides of her head.

On her hip she was also currently wearing a brown saddlebag, with a gold horseshoe emblem on its front and another, smaller gold emblem, similar to a fleur-de-lis, on its side. The bag also appeared to be tied by two brown straps, running high and low on her left hip. To which a third strap currently hung freely from behind her, tipped with a pointed gold ornament. And finally, on her right thigh, she appeared to be wearing another brown strap adorned with a large golden ornament in the shape of an ornate anchor. And then, now realizing exactly who she was. Instead of Angel Bluebell getting angry, she instead just chose to let out a sigh, and simply just briefly dusted her off. And then...

"Okay, now then where were we? Ah yes..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say, only for someone to then proceed to go and suddenly speak up. Thus not only proceeding to cut Angel Bluebell off midway through her statement. But once again, this had now caused one of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, to now start to visibly start twitching again. And as for who it was that had chosen to go and do this to Angel Bluebell this time? Well about that...

"Wait hold on a second here Bluebell, you just got drop kicked pretty hard not even a couple of seconds ago! So you expect to just move on after..." The unmistakable voice of Rukia Kuchiki, had now proceeded to speak up towards Angel Bluebell from out of seemingly nowhere. Which helped to indicate to Angel Bluebell, that Rukia Kuchiki, and the rest of the Soul Reapers, had managed to make it back to the rest of us. But then...

"Wait hold on a minute here Rukia, how come you never asked me if I was okay when I tended to get injured?!" The now unmistakable voice of one Ichigo Kurosaki, had now proceeded to speak up with over to Rukia Kuchiki with, from out of seemingly nowhere.

And then, though not even the least bit surprising...

"Since when did you ever get drop kicked by a horse girl Ichigo? And also for the record, I am fine by the way, so thanks so much for asking! But as for the reason why I don't exactly care about it as much as I would have? Well that is actually because that is usually how Gold Ship here tends to act. Now then..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say, only to then once again get cut off midway through her statement. But unlike the previous time, this had not caused one of Angel Bluebells light blue eyes, to suddenly start to visibly start twitching again. And with regard as to who had just gone and done this this time? Well about that...

"Wait, hold on a moment here Bluebell, but isn't Gold Ship a male horse?" Super Sailor Mercury had then proceeded to ask over to Angel Bluebell with. And this was also accompanied by a clear and obvious tone of confusion in Super Sailor Mercury's voice.

And as for Angel Bluebell, and her response back over to Super Sailor Mercury, in order to help clear up her currently present and quite obvious confusion...

"Well technically Super Sailor Mercury, yes. As under normal circumstances you would normally be correct with your statement. But, I think that it should be once again mentioned and reiterated to everyone present. Which also includes those of you viewers who have previously read the chapters pertaining to the Fate Stay Night anime canon timeline. Because if you have read those particular chapters, without choosing to skip them that is. Then you would have remembered me explaining, that while the real life King Arthur was indeed a male. Saber on the other hand, or Artoria Pendragon as she is also sometimes known as, is actually a female. And the same is the case here with Gold Ship. Who for those of you who don't already know viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way again, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, which is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile quite cutely with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me now properly introduce you all, to the one and only Gold Ship, from the currently very popular anime, of Umamusume: Pretty Derby. Which is also related to the ever currently popular mobile game of the same vein. So viewers, with the debut of the currently very popular horse girl Gold Ship into these four fanfics, that now puts the current different forms of media content that are present in these four fanfics, at 58. And yes indeed viewers, you did just read that number right! You are not imagining it! Which by the way viewers, this now means that we are now very much on our way to achieving that magical goal of 100 different forms of media in these four interconnected fanfics. And if you thought that this current chapter was crazy viewers, then just wait until the next chapter. As I think that you will soon find, that Erza Scarlet, is now no longer going to be the only S-Class Wizard from the Fairy Tail anime canon timeline that is going to be present in these four interconnected fanfics. And for those of you viewers exactly who it is that I am referring to. If you know viewers, then you know. All I'm saying here viewers, is don't miss the next chapter, because it's going to wind up being quite the stunning show! But for right now viewers, this does now currently mark the end of this particular chapter. But you can look forward to the continuation of our fight against the enemy villainous reflectors, as well as the Three Diabolos Stooges, in the next chapter. So for now viewers with that having now been said, and from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, which is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: March 27, 2014


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And after Angel Bluebell had had the somewhat unfortunate inconvenience, of getting drop kicked from behind by the very well known horse girl from Umamusume: Pretty Derby known as Gold Ship. And despite Rukia Kuchiki and her concern as to whether or not Angel Bluebell was actually okay despite getting suddenly drop kicked by Gold Ship. Angel Bluebell simply just made Rukia Kuchiki and everyone else aware, that it was just how Gold Ship was. Which in this case, was usually a bit wacky at times.

But anyway, getting on with the current chapter at hand, which was just after the situation that had proceeded to develop at the tail end of the last chapter...

"There you are Bluebell, sorry about us having to take so long to rejoin you and everyone else. But I can't say that I am too upset to be back in your presence again, isn't that right viewers?" The now unmistakable, and still very much sultry and seductive sounding voice of Akeno Himejima, had now proceeded to speak up with from just behind Angel Bluebell. Which not surprisingly, had now prompted Angel Bluebell body to tense up almost immediately. And a look of somewhat fearfulness, had also now proceeded to creep its way onto her face.

And then...

"Damn it Akeno, don't sneak up on me like that! You scared the absolute heck out of me! And if I may make a recommendation as to..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to start to say back over to Akeno with in response. Only for Akeno to then proceed to go and cut Angel Bluebell off midway through her statement back to her. And as for Akeno's response back to Angel Bluebell, which she had started to say as she then stepped around to the front of Angel Bluebell, and into her current field of view...

"Aw but I'm just having fun with you, so where's the harm in that?" Akeno had now proceeded to ask Angel Bluebell in response. Which not only did she proceed to say to Angel Bluebell in her sultry and seductive tone of voice once again. But because of the way that she had now proceeded to bring her face quite uncomfortably close to Angel Bluebells own. Angel Bluebell was still finding it very difficult, to keep any sort of composure. But thankfully...

"Akeno that's enough, you can have your fun with Bluebell later!" The now unmistakable and yet still very much commanding tone of one Rias Gremory, had now proceeded to say over to Akeno with. Which thankfully, Rias Gremory's statement, wound up doing the trick.

"Aw Rias, you're no fun, but I guess it can't be helped. Now then..." Akeno then proceeded to say back over to Rias Gremory with in response. Which even though she had proceeded to let out a brief sigh with both of her eyes temporarily closed. Angel Bluebell could somehow tell, that she didn't exactly sound at all that disappointed. And given what Rias Gremory had said to her with her statement, Angel Bluebell wasn't exactly surprised about it.

But then...

"Are you two finished?! Because in case you both haven't realized, we have a more important matter to attend to!" Another female voice, though one that now sounded demonic in nature, had now proceeded to cut through the air like a knife. And upon Angel Bluebell then proceeding to briefly turn towards the voices origin of trajectory.

Angel Bluebell then wound up taking immediate notice, of a female, whose body appeared to have dark, thin markings appear all over her body. Her forearms and hands appeared to be covered in scales, and each also appeared to have a fin-like protrusion on each of their outer sides. She also appeared to have a large, stocky tail, that seemed to be made of metal plates or scales. Her present attire, was what appeared to be a dark, skimpy one-piece suit. That appeared to reveal her arms and legs. And it also appeared to be open in the front and the back. Which as a result was currently exposing most of her belly, wide cleavage and upper back as well. And finally, she also had what appeared to be a pair of gauntlets covering the back parts of her transformed arms. And as for who she was? Well about that...

"Mira, you couldn't have bothered to wait for the rest of us?! You do realize that not all of us can fly like you can right?!" The unmistakable voice of Erza Scarlet, had now proceeded to say over to the now correctly identified Mirajane Strauss with out of seemingly nowhere. Which along with the appearance of Erza Scarlet, Juvia, Lucy, Natsu, Gray, Wendy, Happy, Carla, Cana, and 6 other well known members of the Fairy Tail guild, had accompanied Mirajane into our current situation.

And as for who the remaining six individuals were? Well one of them, was who appeared to be a young petite girl with long, white hair and blue eyes. But what was the more surprising thing about her, was that she currently appeared to have what what was clearly a good amount of striped skin concentrated around her forearms. And she also appeared to have feline-like pads on the surface of her palms, as well as sharp claws at her fingertips. She also appeared to be currently garbed in a blue and black striped two-piece halter bikini. And finally, she also appeared to be sporting feline ears, nose, whiskers, a blue choker that appeared to have a round bell on it, and a long tail.

The next individual, appeared to be a large, muscular man with tan colored skin. But like the female who currently looked like a Neko. This male individual, also appeared to be somewhat similar looking to her. As his hair was slightly darker, and was currently in the form of what appeared to resemble a mane. Which upon Angel Bluebell then taking another quick look, she then realized that like the female standing beside him and Mirajane Strauss, Angel Bluebell then realized who these two were.

But getting to the other four individuals for the current moment. Angel Bluebell could tell that one of them, was a slim young man of average height with waist-length light-green hair. To which his bangs appeared to be brushed to one side, thus covering the majority of the right side of his face. As well as a pair of thin lightning bolt shaped strands that appeared to be jutting out backwards from the sides of his head. His hair was also gathered at the end and tied in a short ponytail with a grey ribbon. His eyes appeared to be a greenish blue, and beneath the left one was what appeared to be a small beauty mark. In addition, he also appeared to have prominent eyelashes. He also appeared to be wearing a very distinctive looking dark red knee-length double-breasted coat. Which also appeared to possess a wide collar, large lighter-colored cuffs, that were decorated by a darker line on the back part, and edges adorned by two, thin golden lines each. There were also four yellow buttons closing said coat. Over it, around his waist, was a pair of buckled belts, attached to which, on his left hip, was a sword. Which from Angel Bluebell and the rest of us in The Four Aces Alliance having gone against General Esdeath not too long ago, Angel Bluebell could tell that the sword in question, was a Rapier. Underneath, he was wearing a simple, light-colored shirt with large cuffs and a mildly high collar. But this was mostly obscured by other pieces of his clothing, among which a light cravat tie was around his neck, with the lower part tucked inside the coat.

Another of the individuals, was a very buxom looking female, that appeared to have light brown hair, dark brown eyes and visible pink lips. She appeared to also be currently wearing oval glasses. And appeared to have a very voluptuous figure paired with very large breasts and curvy hips. And finally, she was also currently wearing a somewhat revealing green dress.

As for the other two individuals? Well, one of them appeared to be a tall man with a mildly muscular build and broad shoulders. His hair was blue and black in color, with the black parts being almost shaven, and the blue ones, occupying the top and the sides of his head, being much longer. With the one of the top being styled in a mohawk-like crest, and the ones on the sides pointing backwards. His large eyebrows appeared to also be blue, and the upper part of his nose and his forehead appeared to bear the tattoo of a stylized man extending his long, curved arms outwards. His irises each appeared to have a concentric circle surrounding the pupils inside them. He also appeared to have prominent eyelashes, that ended in a spiraling curved motif, each placed at one of his large eyes' sides. And with the pair of eyelashes pointing towards his nose heading downwards, while the outer ones appeared to jut upwards. Below his eyes were what appeared to be two slightly curved lines pointing downwards. His upper body was also currently covered in a dark, mildly fitting cloth covered in vertical white stripes, which extended up to his head to cover it in a tight hood, exposing only his hands and face. So basically, he looked like a Medieval Knight with the getup that he was currently wearing.

And as for the final individual? Well, he was a very tall and muscular young man with blue/gray eyes. His blond hair appeared to be slicked back, with its numerous spiky strands pointing backwards, though some appeared to fall down in a small tuft on his forehead. He had a distinct lightning bolt-shaped scar on his right eye, and his eyes appeared to have dark circles, with each of them possessing a single, prominent eyelash jutting outwards. And as for his attire? Well, he appeared to be sporting a fur coat of sorts, along with some dark colored pants.

And then...

"Well Rias, it would appear as though you're not the only devil here anymore are you? I mean after all viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, which is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile quite cutely with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me now properly introduce you all, alongside Fairy Tails Mirajane Strauss that is. To Lisanna Strauss, Elfman. And also the one and only Thunder Legion, consisting of Fried Justine, Evergreen, Bickslow, and finally Laxus Dreyar the Thunder Dragon Slayer. Now then viewers, for those of you who don't know of Mira, Lisanna, and Elfman? Well they all have similar magic among them, Mirajane has her Satan Soul, which is why she looks the way that she currently looks. Mind you, I don't mean that you're able to see how she currently looks, but you get what I mean by that. But anyway, Lisanna Strauss has her Take Over, or Animal Soul. And finally Elfman, has his Beast Soul, or another version of Lisanna Strauss' Animal Soul. Now then viewers, I think that that is more then enough explaining via my current fourth wall break don't you? So what do you say that we now get back to the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Okay, so getting away from Angel Bluebells current fourth wall break moment, and back to the current chapter at hand...

"Okay so are you done explaining to the viewers now Bluebell? Because in case you haven't noticed..." Laxus Dreyar had proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with out of seemingly nowhere. Only he had proceeded to say his statement over to Angel Bluebell, with a tad bit of audible frustration in his tone.

But then, Angel Bluebell decided to have a little bit of fun so too speak, and with regard to what this entailed...

"My Laxus, aren't we just a little bit too touchy today? You know if I didn't know any better, then I would say that you were coming across to me as sounding a tad bit insulted? So is this how you converse to a female such as myself? Hey Evergreen, if you don't mind me asking, does he sometimes act this way around other women? Or should I just consider this to be a sort of one off?" Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say somewhat cheekily and smugly over to Laxus. Which during this, Angel Bluebell had proceeded to stick the knife in further as well as twist it, by directing the tail end of her question over to Evergreen. And sure enough...

"Now that you mention it Bluebell, he does sometimes tend to act like that around other females at the guild." Evergreen had now proceeded to chime in with saying. Which as Angel Bluebell had intended, she then wound up taking notice of the fact, that Laxus was starting to display a now somewhat nervous looking expression on his face. And also...

"W-wait hold on a second here, since when is this now about me all of the sudden?" Laxus had now proceeded to attempt to pipe up with saying. And sure enough, he now had a bit of nervousness to his current tone of voice. And then...

"Well you know Laxus, Eve does have a point here. I mean after all..." Bickslow had now proceeded to chime in with saying out of seemingly nowhere. But then...

"Okay thank you I get the message, now can we please move on?!" Laxus had now proceeded to nervously blurt out with out of seemingly nowhere. And sure enough...

"Certainly Laxus, and it is good that you asked me first, so thank you for that. Now then minna, why don't we resume our fight now, hmm? And so minna with that in mind, let's now close the book so too speak, because it's once again showtime!" Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say. Which once again, wound up having an immediate effect. As not even a second later, with Angel Bluebell also then proceeding, to quickly draw her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, back towards, and then over her right armor clad shoulder...

"Saint Grenade...Critical! Heart...Impact!" Wedding Peach exclaimed, as she conjured up her Saint Revolver, and then proceeded to fire the energy shot from the barrel of the Saint Revolver. As it then made its way towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Saint Sword Of Bluebell...Devil...Purification~!" Angel Bluebell then exclaimed. And once the blade of her Saint Sword Of Bluebell proceeded to glow its all too familiar light blue color. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to swing it, in a left horizontal swing in front of her. As Angel Bluebell also proceeded to fire the all too familiar blast of light blue energy from her Saint Sword Of Bluebells blade towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Saint...Spiral...Whip!" Angel Lily now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to wave her right hand over her leg band. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Spiral Whip appeared in her right hand. To which she then proceeded to uncoil it, and then lash it out towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Saint...Rolling...Boomerang!" Angel Daisy now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to throw both of her arms and hands upwards. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Rolling Boomerangs appeared in both of her hands. To which she then proceeded to quickly whip them forward from both of her hands one after the other. To which both of them then proceeded to quickly make their way towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Saint...Twin...Swords!" Angel Salvia now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to extend both of her hands upwards. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Twin Swords appeared in both of her hands. To which she then proceeded to swing both of them in two separate outward facing swings. To which two separate magic energy wave blasts erupted from both of her Saint Twin Swords blades. To which both then proceeded to make their way towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Moon...Gorgeous...Meditation~!" Eternal Sailor Moon exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her Kaleidoscope Rod. She then proceeded to launch the attack from it, and towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Shine...Aqua...Illusion!" Super Sailor Mercury exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Burning...Mandala!" Super Sailor Mars exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Sparkling...Wide...Pressure!" Super Sailor Jupiter exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Venus...Love And Beauty Shock!" Super Sailor Venus exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Death...Reborn...Revolution!" Super Sailor Saturn exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"World...Shaking!" Super Sailor Uranus exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Deep...Submerge!" Super Sailor Neptune exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Dead...Scream!" Super Sailor Pluto exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Fire Dragon's...Roar!" Natsu Dragneel exclaimed. Which upon Natsu then proceeding to puff up his chest momentarily, and then proceeded to let out a very large stream of fire from his mouth. He then proceeded to launch his attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Ice Make: Lance!" Gray Fullbuster exclaimed. Which upon Gray, then proceeding to extend one of his arms out. A lance shaped weapon made of ice, then proceeded immediately materialize. To which Gray, then proceeded to launch his attack alongside the others, as it also proceeded to make its way towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Sky Dragon's...Roar!" Wendy Marvell exclaimed. Which upon Wendy, then proceeding to puff up her chest momentarily, and then proceeded to let out a very large gust of wind from her mouth. Wendy then proceeded to launch her attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Now Dance My Blades!" Erza Scarlet exclaimed. Which since Erza Scarlet, was already in her Heaven's Wheel Armor. Several all too familiar looking swords had then proceeded to quickly materialize in a large circle around her. Which like all of the other attacks thus far, also then proceeded make its way towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Open Gate Of The Archer!" Lucy Heartfilia exclaimed. Which upon her proceeding to pull out one of her many gold Celestial Spirit Keys. Sagittarius then materialized in a brief flash of light. To which he then proceeded to pull one of his arrows out of his quiver, and then proceeded to launch it, towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Fairy...Glitter!" Cana Alberona exclaimed. Which upon a unique looking tattoo on her right arm, that wasn't visible at first, had then proceeded to suddenly start glowing very bright. A bright gold colored light then proceeded to erupt forth from it, as it then proceeded to make its way, towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Water Slicer!" Juvia Lockser exclaimed. Which upon Juvia then proceeding to conjure up what seemed to resemble a large water whip, she then proceeded to launch it, towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Erase!" Zachary and Sakura both chanted together in unison. Which was then quickly followed, by Zachary, then proceeding to pull out The Erase Card. And, as he then proceeded to throw The Erase Card upwards into the air. Both him and Sakura, then proceeded to raise their respective Star staffs towards it. Which was then quickly followed by the appearance of The Erase Card spirit only a second later. Which was then quickly followed by The Erase Card Spirit, then proceeding to launch an attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Element, Lightning, Come To My Aide!" Li Showron exclaimed. Which upon Li proceeding to pull out one of his many elemental talismans. He then proceeded to launch the attack from the elemental talisman, towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Now Dance...Sode no Shirayuki! Some no Mai Tsukishiro!" Rukia Kuchiki now proceeded to say, as she called out her Sode no Shirayuki's Shikai. To which she then proceeded to launch her attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Now Roar...Zabimaru!" Renji called out. Which was then followed, by his Zabimaru, then proceeding to separate into its 6 segmented form again. To which it then proceeded to make its way towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Growl...Haineko!" Rangiku Matsumoto said, calling out her Zanpakuto's Shikai. To which the attack, then proceeded to make its way towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens...Hyōrinmaru!" Toshiro Hitsugaya said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai. To which the attack, then proceeded to make its way towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Extend...Hozukimaru!" Ikkaku Madarame said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai. To which the attack, then proceeded to make its way towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Scatter...Senbonzakura!" Byakuya Kuchiki said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai. To which the attack, then proceeded to make its way towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Water Celebration!" Sekirei Number 09: Tsukiumi now also proceeded to exclaim, which was followed by Tsukiumi, proceeding to conjure up a somewhat large torrent of water around her. And like all of the attacks thus far, Tsukiumi then proceeded to lash out her Water Celebration attack, towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Dark Écriture: Pain!" Fried Justine now also proceeded to exclaim, which was followed by Fried, proceeding to quickly unsheathe his Rapier. And upon the entire Rapier then proceeding to briefly glow. I was just able to notice, that Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors, except for the ones that were still currently knocked out. They were all now hunched over, with both of their hands to their respective heads, and they all looked to be in quite a bit of immense looking pain. Which as for the benefit in this case, was that they weren't currently able to defend themselves from any of the currently very quickly onrushing attacks.

"Line Formation!" Bickslow exclaimed. Which upon Bickslow's five totem like objects then proceeding to form a line, they then proceeded to launch an attack in the form of what I at first thought was a green looking laser beam, towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Fairy Bomb: Gremlin!" Evergreen exclaimed. Which upon Evergreen then proceeding to conjure up a somewhat large looking orb of bright light, she then proceeded to launch it, towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Lightning Dragon's...Roar!" Laxus exclaimed. Which upon Laxus then proceeding to puff up his chest momentarily, and then proceeded to let out a very large stream of what was clearly Lightning from his mouth. Laxus then proceeded to launch his attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Evil Explosion!" Mirajane exclaimed. Which upon Mirajane then proceeding to conjure up a very dark colored looking ball of what I assumed was magical energy. Mirajane then proceeded to launch her attack alongside all of the other attacks, towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

And, as all of the attacks then proceeded to slam quite violently into Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors. All of them were then purified, to which they then proceeded to fade out of existence. But, just after they had proceeded to fade out of existence. An all too familiar bright white light, had then proceeded to quickly erupt outwards from where they once stood. And like all of the other times that this had proceeded to go and happen out of the blue, the bright white light once again proceeded to quickly wash over all of us, as it once again proceeded to also temporarily blind all of us as well. And only now, was an all too familiar lingering question now currently present on Angel Bluebells mind. And that was, what form of media, whether anime canon or not, were we going to wind up ending up in next?

"Well you see viewers, about that. Angel Bluebell here by the way again, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile quite cutely with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, with regard to what form of media me and The Four Aces Alliance will be ending up in next? Well to have that question answered viewers, you're going to have to wait until the next chapter. Because for right now viewers, this does now currently mark the end of this particular chapter. So for now viewers with that having now been said, and from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Notes:

End O Chapter 105

Chapter 106: Two Hands, Double Tap, And The Bloodbath!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: March 27, 2014


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And after Angel Bluebell had had the somewhat unfortunate inconvenience, of getting drop kicked from behind by the very well known horse girl from Umamusume: Pretty Derby known as Gold Ship. And despite Rukia Kuchiki and her concern as to whether or not Angel Bluebell was actually okay despite getting suddenly drop kicked by Gold Ship. Angel Bluebell simply just made Rukia Kuchiki and everyone else aware, that it was just how Gold Ship was. Which in this case, was usually a bit wacky at times.

But anyway, getting on with the current chapter at hand, which was just after the situation that had proceeded to develop at the tail end of the last chapter...

"There you are Bluebell, sorry about us having to take so long to rejoin you and everyone else. But I can't say that I am too upset to be back in your presence again, isn't that right viewers?" The now unmistakable, and still very much sultry and seductive sounding voice of Akeno Himejima, had now proceeded to speak up with from just behind Angel Bluebell. Which not surprisingly, had now prompted Angel Bluebell body to tense up almost immediately. And a look of somewhat fearfulness, had also now proceeded to creep its way onto her face.

And then...

"Damn it Akeno, don't sneak up on me like that! You scared the absolute heck out of me! And if I may make a recommendation as to..." Angel Bluebell then proceeded to start to say back over to Akeno with in response. Only for Akeno to then proceed to go and cut Angel Bluebell off midway through her statement back to her. And as for Akeno's response back to Angel Bluebell, which she had started to say as she then stepped around to the front of Angel Bluebell, and into her current field of view...

"Aw but I'm just having fun with you, so where's the harm in that?" Akeno had now proceeded to ask Angel Bluebell in response. Which not only did she proceed to say to Angel Bluebell in her sultry and seductive tone of voice once again. But because of the way that she had now proceeded to bring her face quite uncomfortably close to Angel Bluebells own. Angel Bluebell was still finding it very difficult, to keep any sort of composure. But thankfully...

"Akeno that's enough, you can have your fun with Bluebell later!" The now unmistakable and yet still very much commanding tone of one Rias Gremory, had now proceeded to say over to Akeno with. Which thankfully, Rias Gremory's statement, wound up doing the trick.

"Aw Rias, you're no fun, but I guess it can't be helped. Now then..." Akeno then proceeded to say back over to Rias Gremory with in response. Which even though she had proceeded to let out a brief sigh with both of her eyes temporarily closed. Angel Bluebell could somehow tell, that she didn't exactly sound at all that disappointed. And given what Rias Gremory had said to her with her statement, Angel Bluebell wasn't exactly surprised about it.

But then...

"Are you two finished?! Because in case you both haven't realized, we have a more important matter to attend to!" Another female voice, though one that now sounded demonic in nature, had now proceeded to cut through the air like a knife. And upon Angel Bluebell then proceeding to briefly turn towards the voices origin of trajectory.

Angel Bluebell then wound up taking immediate notice, of a female, whose body appeared to have dark, thin markings appear all over her body. Her forearms and hands appeared to be covered in scales, and each also appeared to have a fin-like protrusion on each of their outer sides. She also appeared to have a large, stocky tail, that seemed to be made of metal plates or scales. Her present attire, was what appeared to be a dark, skimpy one-piece suit. That appeared to reveal her arms and legs. And it also appeared to be open in the front and the back. Which as a result was currently exposing most of her belly, wide cleavage and upper back as well. And finally, she also had what appeared to be a pair of gauntlets covering the back parts of her transformed arms. And as for who she was? Well about that...

"Mira, you couldn't have bothered to wait for the rest of us?! You do realize that not all of us can fly like you can right?!" The unmistakable voice of Erza Scarlet, had now proceeded to say over to the now correctly identified Mirajane Strauss with out of seemingly nowhere. Which along with the appearance of Erza Scarlet, Juvia, Lucy, Natsu, Gray, Wendy, Happy, Carla, Cana, and 6 other well known members of the Fairy Tail guild, had accompanied Mirajane into our current situation.

And as for who the remaining six individuals were? Well one of them, was who appeared to be a young petite girl with long, white hair and blue eyes. But what was the more surprising thing about her, was that she currently appeared to have what what was clearly a good amount of striped skin concentrated around her forearms. And she also appeared to have feline-like pads on the surface of her palms, as well as sharp claws at her fingertips. She also appeared to be currently garbed in a blue and black striped two-piece halter bikini. And finally, she also appeared to be sporting feline ears, nose, whiskers, a blue choker that appeared to have a round bell on it, and a long tail.

The next individual, appeared to be a large, muscular man with tan colored skin. But like the female who currently looked like a Neko. This male individual, also appeared to be somewhat similar looking to her. As his hair was slightly darker, and was currently in the form of what appeared to resemble a mane. Which upon Angel Bluebell then taking another quick look, she then realized that like the female standing beside him and Mirajane Strauss, Angel Bluebell then realized who these two were.

But getting to the other four individuals for the current moment. Angel Bluebell could tell that one of them, was a slim young man of average height with waist-length light-green hair. To which his bangs appeared to be brushed to one side, thus covering the majority of the right side of his face. As well as a pair of thin lightning bolt shaped strands that appeared to be jutting out backwards from the sides of his head. His hair was also gathered at the end and tied in a short ponytail with a grey ribbon. His eyes appeared to be a greenish blue, and beneath the left one was what appeared to be a small beauty mark. In addition, he also appeared to have prominent eyelashes. He also appeared to be wearing a very distinctive looking dark red knee-length double-breasted coat. Which also appeared to possess a wide collar, large lighter-colored cuffs, that were decorated by a darker line on the back part, and edges adorned by two, thin golden lines each. There were also four yellow buttons closing said coat. Over it, around his waist, was a pair of buckled belts, attached to which, on his left hip, was a sword. Which from Angel Bluebell and the rest of us in The Four Aces Alliance having gone against General Esdeath not too long ago, Angel Bluebell could tell that the sword in question, was a Rapier. Underneath, he was wearing a simple, light-colored shirt with large cuffs and a mildly high collar. But this was mostly obscured by other pieces of his clothing, among which a light cravat tie was around his neck, with the lower part tucked inside the coat.

Another of the individuals, was a very buxom looking female, that appeared to have light brown hair, dark brown eyes and visible pink lips. She appeared to also be currently wearing oval glasses. And appeared to have a very voluptuous figure paired with very large breasts and curvy hips. And finally, she was also currently wearing a somewhat revealing green dress.

As for the other two individuals? Well, one of them appeared to be a tall man with a mildly muscular build and broad shoulders. His hair was blue and black in color, with the black parts being almost shaven, and the blue ones, occupying the top and the sides of his head, being much longer. With the one of the top being styled in a mohawk-like crest, and the ones on the sides pointing backwards. His large eyebrows appeared to also be blue, and the upper part of his nose and his forehead appeared to bear the tattoo of a stylized man extending his long, curved arms outwards. His irises each appeared to have a concentric circle surrounding the pupils inside them. He also appeared to have prominent eyelashes, that ended in a spiraling curved motif, each placed at one of his large eyes' sides. And with the pair of eyelashes pointing towards his nose heading downwards, while the outer ones appeared to jut upwards. Below his eyes were what appeared to be two slightly curved lines pointing downwards. His upper body was also currently covered in a dark, mildly fitting cloth covered in vertical white stripes, which extended up to his head to cover it in a tight hood, exposing only his hands and face. So basically, he looked like a Medieval Knight with the getup that he was currently wearing.

And as for the final individual? Well, he was a very tall and muscular young man with blue/gray eyes. His blond hair appeared to be slicked back, with its numerous spiky strands pointing backwards, though some appeared to fall down in a small tuft on his forehead. He had a distinct lightning bolt-shaped scar on his right eye, and his eyes appeared to have dark circles, with each of them possessing a single, prominent eyelash jutting outwards. And as for his attire? Well, he appeared to be sporting a fur coat of sorts, along with some dark colored pants.

And then...

"Well Rias, it would appear as though you're not the only devil here anymore are you? I mean after all viewers, Angel Bluebell here by the way...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, which is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile quite cutely with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, let me now properly introduce you all, alongside Fairy Tails Mirajane Strauss that is. To Lisanna Strauss, Elfman. And also the one and only Thunder Legion, consisting of Fried Justine, Evergreen, Bickslow, and finally Laxus Dreyar the Thunder Dragon Slayer. Now then viewers, for those of you who don't know of Mira, Lisanna, and Elfman? Well they all have similar magic among them, Mirajane has her Satan Soul, which is why she looks the way that she currently looks. Mind you, I don't mean that you're able to see how she currently looks, but you get what I mean by that. But anyway, Lisanna Strauss has her Take Over, or Animal Soul. And finally Elfman, has his Beast Soul, or another version of Lisanna Strauss' Animal Soul. Now then viewers, I think that that is more then enough explaining via my current fourth wall break don't you? So what do you say that we now get back to the current chapter at hand now, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

Okay, so getting away from Angel Bluebells current fourth wall break moment, and back to the current chapter at hand...

"Okay so are you done explaining to the viewers now Bluebell? Because in case you haven't noticed..." Laxus Dreyar had proceeded to say over to Angel Bluebell with out of seemingly nowhere. Only he had proceeded to say his statement over to Angel Bluebell, with a tad bit of audible frustration in his tone.

But then, Angel Bluebell decided to have a little bit of fun so too speak, and with regard to what this entailed...

"My Laxus, aren't we just a little bit too touchy today? You know if I didn't know any better, then I would say that you were coming across to me as sounding a tad bit insulted? So is this how you converse to a female such as myself? Hey Evergreen, if you don't mind me asking, does he sometimes act this way around other women? Or should I just consider this to be a sort of one off?" Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say somewhat cheekily and smugly over to Laxus. Which during this, Angel Bluebell had proceeded to stick the knife in further as well as twist it, by directing the tail end of her question over to Evergreen. And sure enough...

"Now that you mention it Bluebell, he does sometimes tend to act like that around other females at the guild." Evergreen had now proceeded to chime in with saying. Which as Angel Bluebell had intended, she then wound up taking notice of the fact, that Laxus was starting to display a now somewhat nervous looking expression on his face. And also...

"W-wait hold on a second here, since when is this now about me all of the sudden?" Laxus had now proceeded to attempt to pipe up with saying. And sure enough, he now had a bit of nervousness to his current tone of voice. And then...

"Well you know Laxus, Eve does have a point here. I mean after all..." Bickslow had now proceeded to chime in with saying out of seemingly nowhere. But then...

"Okay thank you I get the message, now can we please move on?!" Laxus had now proceeded to nervously blurt out with out of seemingly nowhere. And sure enough...

"Certainly Laxus, and it is good that you asked me first, so thank you for that. Now then minna, why don't we resume our fight now, hmm? And so minna with that in mind, let's now close the book so too speak, because it's once again showtime!" Angel Bluebell then proceeded to say. Which once again, wound up having an immediate effect. As not even a second later, with Angel Bluebell also then proceeding, to quickly draw her Saint Sword Of Bluebell, back towards, and then over her right armor clad shoulder...

"Saint Grenade...Critical! Heart...Impact!" Wedding Peach exclaimed, as she conjured up her Saint Revolver, and then proceeded to fire the energy shot from the barrel of the Saint Revolver. As it then made its way towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Saint Sword Of Bluebell...Devil...Purification~!" Angel Bluebell then exclaimed. And once the blade of her Saint Sword Of Bluebell proceeded to glow its all too familiar light blue color. Angel Bluebell then proceeded to swing it, in a left horizontal swing in front of her. As Angel Bluebell also proceeded to fire the all too familiar blast of light blue energy from her Saint Sword Of Bluebells blade towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Saint...Spiral...Whip!" Angel Lily now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to wave her right hand over her leg band. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Spiral Whip appeared in her right hand. To which she then proceeded to uncoil it, and then lash it out towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Saint...Rolling...Boomerang!" Angel Daisy now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to throw both of her arms and hands upwards. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Rolling Boomerangs appeared in both of her hands. To which she then proceeded to quickly whip them forward from both of her hands one after the other. To which both of them then proceeded to quickly make their way towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Saint...Twin...Swords!" Angel Salvia now also proceeded to exclaim. To which she also proceeded to extend both of her hands upwards. And in a brief flash of light, her Saint Twin Swords appeared in both of her hands. To which she then proceeded to swing both of them in two separate outward facing swings. To which two separate magic energy wave blasts erupted from both of her Saint Twin Swords blades. To which both then proceeded to make their way towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Moon...Gorgeous...Meditation~!" Eternal Sailor Moon exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her Kaleidoscope Rod. She then proceeded to launch the attack from it, and towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Shine...Aqua...Illusion!" Super Sailor Mercury exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Burning...Mandala!" Super Sailor Mars exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Sparkling...Wide...Pressure!" Super Sailor Jupiter exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Venus...Love And Beauty Shock!" Super Sailor Venus exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Death...Reborn...Revolution!" Super Sailor Saturn exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"World...Shaking!" Super Sailor Uranus exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Deep...Submerge!" Super Sailor Neptune exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Dead...Scream!" Super Sailor Pluto exclaimed. Which upon her then proceeding to conjure up her usual attack. She then proceeded to launch the attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Fire Dragon's...Roar!" Natsu Dragneel exclaimed. Which upon Natsu then proceeding to puff up his chest momentarily, and then proceeded to let out a very large stream of fire from his mouth. He then proceeded to launch his attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Ice Make: Lance!" Gray Fullbuster exclaimed. Which upon Gray, then proceeding to extend one of his arms out. A lance shaped weapon made of ice, then proceeded immediately materialize. To which Gray, then proceeded to launch his attack alongside the others, as it also proceeded to make its way towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Sky Dragon's...Roar!" Wendy Marvell exclaimed. Which upon Wendy, then proceeding to puff up her chest momentarily, and then proceeded to let out a very large gust of wind from her mouth. Wendy then proceeded to launch her attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Now Dance My Blades!" Erza Scarlet exclaimed. Which since Erza Scarlet, was already in her Heaven's Wheel Armor. Several all too familiar looking swords had then proceeded to quickly materialize in a large circle around her. Which like all of the other attacks thus far, also then proceeded make its way towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Open Gate Of The Archer!" Lucy Heartfilia exclaimed. Which upon her proceeding to pull out one of her many gold Celestial Spirit Keys. Sagittarius then materialized in a brief flash of light. To which he then proceeded to pull one of his arrows out of his quiver, and then proceeded to launch it, towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Fairy...Glitter!" Cana Alberona exclaimed. Which upon a unique looking tattoo on her right arm, that wasn't visible at first, had then proceeded to suddenly start glowing very bright. A bright gold colored light then proceeded to erupt forth from it, as it then proceeded to make its way, towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Water Slicer!" Juvia Lockser exclaimed. Which upon Juvia then proceeding to conjure up what seemed to resemble a large water whip, she then proceeded to launch it, towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Erase!" Zachary and Sakura both chanted together in unison. Which was then quickly followed, by Zachary, then proceeding to pull out The Erase Card. And, as he then proceeded to throw The Erase Card upwards into the air. Both him and Sakura, then proceeded to raise their respective Star staffs towards it. Which was then quickly followed by the appearance of The Erase Card spirit only a second later. Which was then quickly followed by The Erase Card Spirit, then proceeding to launch an attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Element, Lightning, Come To My Aide!" Li Showron exclaimed. Which upon Li proceeding to pull out one of his many elemental talismans. He then proceeded to launch the attack from the elemental talisman, towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Now Dance...Sode no Shirayuki! Some no Mai Tsukishiro!" Rukia Kuchiki now proceeded to say, as she called out her Sode no Shirayuki's Shikai. To which she then proceeded to launch her attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Now Roar...Zabimaru!" Renji called out. Which was then followed, by his Zabimaru, then proceeding to separate into its 6 segmented form again. To which it then proceeded to make its way towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Growl...Haineko!" Rangiku Matsumoto said, calling out her Zanpakuto's Shikai. To which the attack, then proceeded to make its way towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens...Hyōrinmaru!" Toshiro Hitsugaya said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai. To which the attack, then proceeded to make its way towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Extend...Hozukimaru!" Ikkaku Madarame said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai. To which the attack, then proceeded to make its way towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Scatter...Senbonzakura!" Byakuya Kuchiki said, calling out his Zanpakuto's Shikai. To which the attack, then proceeded to make its way towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Water Celebration!" Sekirei Number 09: Tsukiumi now also proceeded to exclaim, which was followed by Tsukiumi, proceeding to conjure up a somewhat large torrent of water around her. And like all of the attacks thus far, Tsukiumi then proceeded to lash out her Water Celebration attack, towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Dark Écriture: Pain!" Fried Justine now also proceeded to exclaim, which was followed by Fried, proceeding to quickly unsheathe his Rapier. And upon the entire Rapier then proceeding to briefly glow. I was just able to notice, that Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors, except for the ones that were still currently knocked out. They were all now hunched over, with both of their hands to their respective heads, and they all looked to be in quite a bit of immense looking pain. Which as for the benefit in this case, was that they weren't currently able to defend themselves from any of the currently very quickly onrushing attacks.

"Line Formation!" Bickslow exclaimed. Which upon Bickslow's five totem like objects then proceeding to form a line, they then proceeded to launch an attack in the form of what I at first thought was a green looking laser beam, towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Fairy Bomb: Gremlin!" Evergreen exclaimed. Which upon Evergreen then proceeding to conjure up a somewhat large looking orb of bright light, she then proceeded to launch it, towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Lightning Dragon's...Roar!" Laxus exclaimed. Which upon Laxus then proceeding to puff up his chest momentarily, and then proceeded to let out a very large stream of what was clearly Lightning from his mouth. Laxus then proceeded to launch his attack towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

"Evil Explosion!" Mirajane exclaimed. Which upon Mirajane then proceeding to conjure up a very dark colored looking ball of what I assumed was magical energy. Mirajane then proceeded to launch her attack alongside all of the other attacks, towards Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors.

And, as all of the attacks then proceeded to slam quite violently into Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors. All of them were then purified, to which they then proceeded to fade out of existence. But, just after they had proceeded to fade out of existence. An all too familiar bright white light, had then proceeded to quickly erupt outwards from where they once stood. And like all of the other times that this had proceeded to go and happen out of the blue, the bright white light once again proceeded to quickly wash over all of us, as it once again proceeded to also temporarily blind all of us as well. And only now, was an all too familiar lingering question now currently present on Angel Bluebells mind. And that was, what form of media, whether anime canon or not, were we going to wind up ending up in next?

"Well you see viewers, about that. Angel Bluebell here by the way again, sorry about that...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile quite cutely with both of her light blue eyes closed. To which Angel Bluebell then proceeds to open both of her light blue eyes back up again, in order for Angel Bluebell to continue, to properly address the viewers*...Now then viewers, with regard to what form of media me and The Four Aces Alliance will be ending up in next? Well to have that question answered viewers, you're going to have to wait until the next chapter. Because for right now viewers, this does now currently mark the end of this particular chapter. So for now viewers with that having now been said, and from me, Keiko, Zachary, Catherine, along with the rest of The Four Aces Alliance, we will see you all in the next chapter, okay?...*Angel Bluebell proceeds to say this, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to smile with both of her light blue eyes closed, and this is also while Angel Bluebell is also proceeding to do this, in her usual very cute looking manner as well*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: September 30, 2011


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was also after an all too familiar wave of bright white light, had proceeded to erupt out from the multiple attacks. Which had all proceeded to slam quite violently into Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors. And this was even of them were purified, to which they had then proceeded to go and fade out of existence.

But, with what was about to happen to me and Revy? Well you see, about that. Because as the bright white light had then proceeded to die down after a couple of seconds. I then took a quick second, to look around and behind me. 

And sure enough, apart from me and Revy, none of the rest of our allies were present with us. But, this would wind up changing a bit later on. But, with regard to where me and Revy had ended up this time? Well about that, because about a second after I had finished looking around and behind me...

"You sure about this? Seeing you here might be too much for her?" A very distinct and yet current unrecognizable male voice, had now proceeded to speak up with from out of seemingly nowhere. Which just so happened to have originated from just a couple of feet in front of where me and Revy had appeared. And then...

"It's fine, she's too far gone already..." Another very distinct and yet also currently unrecognizable male voice, had now proceeded to speak up with in response to the first male voice, from out of seemingly nowhere. Which also as it just so happened, it also had originated from just a couple of feet in front of where me and Revy had appeared. 

And sure enough, as me and Revy turned our attention towards the source of the voices. Both of us were then quickly met, by the appearance of what appeared to be a small group of people. That appeared to be present in front of what appeared to be a shrine. But, what helped to clue me in, on where it was that me and Revy had ended up? Well it just so happened to be one of the females, that were currently present among this very same group of people. 

And as for what she looked like? Well, she appeared to be a tall and slender light-skinned teenage girl. She also appeared to have long black hair that was currently being kept up in low twin-tails by two red ribbons wrapped around them. And bangs also appeared to be hanging on the right side of them. She also appeared to have what were blue-grey eyes. That at the moment, were under what appeared to be black oval-shaped glasses, with white thin temples, while the rest of it was apparently rimless. Which upon me then realizing who she was, instead of me then proceeding to freak out like any normal human being would. A very devilish and very crazed looking smirk, instead wound up finding its way onto my face. And then...

"Well isn't this just the strangest sight to behold? I hope that neither of us are intruding on your little experiment? You there, the male with the, sandy-blond hair, and bronze-brown eyes. You must be Fumito Nanahara, are you not? Well then, I hope that you don't mind us both putting the kibosh on your..." I then proceeded to go and say to the now correctly identified Fumito Nanahara. 

But, before I could even finish my statement over to him, Fumito instead decided to go and cut me off midway through my statement over to him. Which as it would wind up turning out, would wind up being a very tragic mistake on his part. But for now...

"And just who the heck are you two supposed to be exactly? And since this is a private matter, I would say this doesn't..." Fumito had then proceeded to go and cut me off with him attempting to say this over to me. Only for him to then get cut off midway through his statement. And, well...

"Oh, so now you want to claim that what you are doing is some sort of a private matter?! Because the last time that I checked Sandy Cheeks, you doing this out in the open really doesn't support such a claim!" Revy had then proceeded to chime in with saying back over to Fumito with in response. Which during this very same instance, both me and her, had then proceeded to go reach for, and then remove both of our respective pairs of modified Beretta Pistols from their respective holsters. 

Which not even a split second later, both me and Revy, had then proceeded to go and point them directly towards Fumito. But then...

"Well then, I guess it can't be helped. You two have now officially become a thorn in my side. So..." Fumito had then proceeded to go and attempt to try and say back over to me and Revy with in response. But, what he had not planned to have happen, was for me and Revy to then proceed to go and pull the triggers on each of our respective pairs of modified Beretta Pistols. Which after a brief muzzle flash from each of their barrels. One bullet had then proceeded to exit each of the barrels. Which as each one proceeded to make their way over to Fumito, each one also proceeded to make several sound composed shock waves, as they each proceeded to travel through the air towards Fumito.

And sure enough, as both me and Revy had planned. All four of our bullets wound up hitting their marks. Because while one of Revy's bullets wound up striking Fumito in the center of his head on the bridge of his nose, right between his eyes, the other wound up piercing his chest right where his aorta was.

And as for both of my bullets? Well one wound up piercing Fumito right through his throat, directly through his trachea. And as for the other bullet? Well it wound up piercing Fumito in the left portion of his chest, right where his heart was.

And with a quick spattering of blood erupting from the wounds that had just formed on Fumito's body. And as all four bullets made a quick exit through his body, this then caused Fumito, to slump to the ground in an instant, as a now vast pool of blood, then proceeded to form under his body. Which now proceeded to simply lay there, face down in the aforementioned pool of blood. And then...

"Well Fumito I will give you credit, you were right to say that it can't be helped! But what you failed to realize Fumito, is that when it comes to me and Cat here, we're not the sort of people that you want to piss off!" Revy had then proceeded to exclaim over to the now dead Fumito. Which just after Revy had proceeded to go and say her statement. She then proceeded to hock and then spit onto Fumito's now motionless corpse.

"Well viewers, I would say that all is well that ends well when it comes to this situation, doesn't it? Because I don't know about you, but that is one solid way, to put an end to a big mouth like him! Oh right, Catherine here again viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, let me now all welcome you, to the anime canon timeline, of 'Blood-C.' Or, as I am sure some of you viewers know it more as, one of the most gory anime to ever exist. And in case any of you viewers were wondering, yes this anime canon timeline does in fact count towards the record in these four fanfics. And speaking of, with the inclusion of Blood-C into these four fanfics. This now brings the total number of different forms of anime and media in these four fanfics, to eighty-nine. Which now only leaves another eleven more to go for the world record. Now then viewers, this unfortunately for right now does mark the end of this current chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 106

Chapter 107: Two Hands, Double Tap, And The Thrill Of The Kill!

Notes:

zachycards: hello reader, and welcome to the next chapter. Here is the disclaimer, I do not own anything in this fanfic, besides my oc. I also do not own Black Lagoon. It does and will always belong to Rei Hiroe. So, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it is now time to move on to the chapter.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Hello viewers, Catherine here again...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, what do you say that we get on with the mandatory chapter recap now, hmm?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would even make my sister Revy proud*"


Date: September 30, 2011


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after Angel Bluebell had gone and finished her usual end of chapter fourth wall break moment, from the tail end of the last chapter.

And this was also after an all too familiar wave of bright white light, had proceeded to erupt out from the multiple attacks. Which had all proceeded to slam quite violently into Kiria, her two Diabolos Guild mates, and the enemy villainous reflectors. And this was even of them were purified, to which they had then proceeded to go and fade out of existence.

But, with what was about to happen to me and Revy? Well you see, about that. Because as the bright white light had then proceeded to die down after a couple of seconds. I then took a quick second, to look around and behind me. 

And sure enough, apart from me and Revy, none of the rest of our allies were present with us. But, this would wind up changing a bit later on. But, with regard to where me and Revy had ended up this time? Well about that, because about a second after I had finished looking around and behind me...

"You sure about this? Seeing you here might be too much for her?" A very distinct and yet current unrecognizable male voice, had now proceeded to speak up with from out of seemingly nowhere. Which just so happened to have originated from just a couple of feet in front of where me and Revy had appeared. And then...

"It's fine, she's too far gone already..." Another very distinct and yet also currently unrecognizable male voice, had now proceeded to speak up with in response to the first male voice, from out of seemingly nowhere. Which also as it just so happened, it also had originated from just a couple of feet in front of where me and Revy had appeared. 

And sure enough, as me and Revy turned our attention towards the source of the voices. Both of us were then quickly met, by the appearance of what appeared to be a small group of people. That appeared to be present in front of what appeared to be a shrine. But, what helped to clue me in, on where it was that me and Revy had ended up? Well it just so happened to be one of the females, that were currently present among this very same group of people. 

And as for what she looked like? Well, she appeared to be a tall and slender light-skinned teenage girl. She also appeared to have long black hair that was currently being kept up in low twin-tails by two red ribbons wrapped around them. And bangs also appeared to be hanging on the right side of them. She also appeared to have what were blue-grey eyes. That at the moment, were under what appeared to be black oval-shaped glasses, with white thin temples, while the rest of it was apparently rimless. Which upon me then realizing who she was, instead of me then proceeding to freak out like any normal human being would. A very devilish and very crazed looking smirk, instead wound up finding its way onto my face. And then...

"Well isn't this just the strangest sight to behold? I hope that neither of us are intruding on your little experiment? You there, the male with the, sandy-blond hair, and bronze-brown eyes. You must be Fumito Nanahara, are you not? Well then, I hope that you don't mind us both putting the kibosh on your..." I then proceeded to go and say to the now correctly identified Fumito Nanahara. 

But, before I could even finish my statement over to him, Fumito instead decided to go and cut me off midway through my statement over to him. Which as it would wind up turning out, would wind up being a very tragic mistake on his part. But for now...

"And just who the heck are you two supposed to be exactly? And since this is a private matter, I would say this doesn't..." Fumito had then proceeded to go and cut me off with him attempting to say this over to me. Only for him to then get cut off midway through his statement. And, well...

"Oh, so now you want to claim that what you are doing is some sort of a private matter?! Because the last time that I checked Sandy Cheeks, you doing this out in the open really doesn't support such a claim!" Revy had then proceeded to chime in with saying back over to Fumito with in response. Which during this very same instance, both me and her, had then proceeded to go reach for, and then remove both of our respective pairs of modified Beretta Pistols from their respective holsters. 

Which not even a split second later, both me and Revy, had then proceeded to go and point them directly towards Fumito. But then...

"Well then, I guess it can't be helped. You two have now officially become a thorn in my side. So..." Fumito had then proceeded to go and attempt to try and say back over to me and Revy with in response. But, what he had not planned to have happen, was for me and Revy to then proceed to go and pull the triggers on each of our respective pairs of modified Beretta Pistols. Which after a brief muzzle flash from each of their barrels. One bullet had then proceeded to exit each of the barrels. Which as each one proceeded to make their way over to Fumito, each one also proceeded to make several sound composed shock waves, as they each proceeded to travel through the air towards Fumito.

And sure enough, as both me and Revy had planned. All four of our bullets wound up hitting their marks. Because while one of Revy's bullets wound up striking Fumito in the center of his head on the bridge of his nose, right between his eyes, the other wound up piercing his chest right where his aorta was.

And as for both of my bullets? Well one wound up piercing Fumito right through his throat, directly through his trachea. And as for the other bullet? Well it wound up piercing Fumito in the left portion of his chest, right where his heart was.

And with a quick spattering of blood erupting from the wounds that had just formed on Fumito's body. And as all four bullets made a quick exit through his body, this then caused Fumito, to slump to the ground in an instant, as a now vast pool of blood, then proceeded to form under his body. Which now proceeded to simply lay there, face down in the aforementioned pool of blood. And then...

"Well Fumito I will give you credit, you were right to say that it can't be helped! But what you failed to realize Fumito, is that when it comes to me and Cat here, we're not the sort of people that you want to piss off!" Revy had then proceeded to exclaim over to the now dead Fumito. Which just after Revy had proceeded to go and say her statement. She then proceeded to hock and then spit onto Fumito's now motionless corpse.

"Well viewers, I would say that all is well that ends well when it comes to this situation, doesn't it? Because I don't know about you, but that is one solid way, to put an end to a big mouth like him! Oh right, Catherine here again viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, let me now all welcome you, to the anime canon timeline, of 'Blood-C.' Or, as I am sure some of you viewers know it more as, one of the most gory anime to ever exist. And in case any of you viewers were wondering, yes this anime canon timeline does in fact count towards the record in these four fanfics. And speaking of, with the inclusion of Blood-C into these four fanfics. This now brings the total number of different forms of anime and media in these four fanfics, to eighty-nine. Which now only leaves another eleven more to go for the world record. Now then viewers, this unfortunately for right now does mark the end of this current chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

And now that the chapter recap is over and done with. Well, at least for now, we will now proceed on with the chapter at hand.


Date: September 30, 2011


Okay, so getting back to the currently still ongoing situation at hand. Which was just after me and Revy, had ended up in the very last episode of the Blood-C anime canon timeline, in the last chapter.

And this was also after me and Revy, had proceeded to go and simply kill the Blood-C anime canon timelines main villain. Who in this case was one Fumito Nanahara, which had gotten shot twice in his head on the bridge of his nose between his eyes, along with being shot once in the heart, and finally once in his aorta. 

And so with this now all in mind, and with us now getting back to the current situation that had gone and developed, at the tail end of the last chapter...

"Well I guess that's at least one way to deal with a dangerous threat. But who are you two exactly? I mean not that we don't thank you both for choosing to..." One of the two males, who had gone and spoken to Fumito Nanahara near the tail end of the previous chapter. Had now attempted to go and speak over to me and Revy. But unfortunately, before the male could say his entire statement...

"Hey Mr. Needy, how about we tell you who we both are, after we have neutralized the currently present threat hmm?! Because in case you haven't noticed...Oh come on, you have got to be friggin' kidding me, why now?!" I had then proceeded to go and try to say back over the male in response with. Only for something to then be spotted by me just over to my immediate right. Which as a result, had then prompted me to get very miffed and upset.

And as for what this very something was? Well once again, an all too familiar wave of bright white light, had now proceeded to quickly approach me and Revy. To which it had then proceeded to wash over me and Revy, as it also proceeded to temporarily blind both me and Revy.

And then, once the bright white light, had gone and proceeded to die down after a couple of seconds. I then tried to take a brief moment, to try and quickly look around at my present surroundings. But unfortunately I wasn't able to, as someone else had then proceeded to speak up, from just slightly over to me and Revy's right. And, well...

"What the, alright who are you two and how did you end up here?!" A clearly very childish sounding, and yet currently somewhat unrecognizable male voice. Had now proceeded to go and speak up over to me and Revy with, from out of seemingly nowhere. 

And then, once I had then proceeded to go and turn my attention slightly over to my right. Which Revy had also proceeded to go and do right alongside me. Both of our fields of vision, had then proceeded to fall upon a somewhat young looking kid. 

And as for what he looked like? Well, he appeared to have what was clearly spiky white hair, very pale skin, as well as what appeared to be blue eyes. His also appeared to clearly be muscular and toned.

And as for his current attire? Well he was currently wearing what appeared to be baggy clothing. Which was composed of a dark-colored turtleneck, long baggy shorts that appeared to end just above his knees. And finally, he also appeared to be currently wearing brown boots. But then, even though I now knew who this particular young looking male kid was. Someone else, had then proceeded to go and decide to speak up. And as with regard to who this person was? Well you see, about that...

"Hey he just asked you both a question, and I highly suggest that you answer it!" Another male voice, this one sounding just as childish, had now proceeded to go and speak up with over to me and Revy, from out of seemingly nowhere, from only a couple of feet behind the first male with the spiky white colored hair.

And once me and Revy had then proceeded to go and briefly turn our attention over to the second male. Both of our eyes, then proceeded to quickly fall upon another young looking kid.

And as for what he looked like? Well, he appeared to be a young boy with what appeared to be long spiky black green tipped hair. And he also appeared to have what were clearly large, hazel brown eyes.

And as for his current attire? Well, his outfit was composed of what appeared to be a green jacket, with reddish edges covering a white tank top underneath. He also appeared to be wearing green pants, and green laced boots. And it was only once both me and Revy had looked at this second male for about a second or two. It was then, that I realized not only who these two were. But, I had also now realized exactly where me and Revy had now ended up.

"So yeah viewers, this is now what I would consider to be the most ideal situation. Oh right, Catherine here again viewers, sorry about that...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands*...Now then viewers, let me now all welcome you, to the anime canon timeline, of 'Hunter x Hunter.' And as for those of you viewers, who don't know who the two aforementioned males were? Well they viewers, just so happen to be on Killua Zoldyck, and Gon Freecss. So viewers, for those of you who already know why this is a somewhat dangerous situation? Then aren't you the knowledgeable one? But anyway viewers, with the inclusion of Hunter x Hunter into these four fanfics. This now brings the total number of different forms of anime and media in these four fanfics, to ninety-one. Which now only leaves another nine more to go for the world record. Now then viewers, this unfortunately for right now does mark the end of this current chapter. So viewers, from me and Revy, we look forward to seeing you all in the next chapter, okay?...*I proceed to say this, while giving yet another very sexy cat pawing motion, with one of my hands. And while giving the same sexy, devilish, and evil looking smile, that would still make even my sister Revy proud*"

Notes:

End Of Chapter 107