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1. Terrible People by getawayfox, wolfpants

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Aug 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Justin Finch-Fletchley
   • Ernie Macmillan
   • Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Andromeda Black Tonks
   • Charlie Weasley
   • Zacharias Smith
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Gay Harry Potter
   • Gay Draco Malfoy
   • Minor Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley
   • Past Draco Malfoy/Zacharias Smith - Freeform
   • Background Relationships
   • Minor Neville Longbottom/Pansy Parkinson
   • Romance
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Meddling Friends
   • Beach Holidays
   • Cruise Ships
   • Clubbing
   • Summer Vacation
   • In September
   • Beaches
   • Truth or Dare
   • Adults playing games for teenagers
   • Harry is in a silly goofy mood
   • Draco has a dog called Hermes
   • Healer Draco Malfoy
   • entrepreneur harry potter
   • Sports Media Mogul Harry Potter
   • But really he just sits around all day buying art from Sotheby's
   • Drarry in their 30s
   • Pining
   • Friends With Benefits
   • Friends With Benefits To Lovers
   • Smut
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • it's rated E for a reason
   • Miscommunication
   • Idiots in Love
   • Anal Sex
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Drinking
   • Smoking
   • A veritable cocktail of Muggle and Wixen technology
   • Forced Proximity
   • Sort of? - Freeform
   • Masturbation
   • Exhibitionism
   • Voyeurism
   • Kissing
   • Blow Jobs
   • Anal Fingering
   • Rimming
   • Facials

   Summary

   What happens when Harry and Draco end up on the same Muggle gay cruise? They certainly didn't plan for it to happen (but their friends might have). They're stuck with each other for a week, they might as well make the most of it, right?

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   English

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