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Chris : Welcome, everyone! This is your host, Chris McLean speaking, and this is Total Drama: Crossover of the Stars! 32 contestants from all over the world signed up in this competition, on Camp Wawanakwa, to battle for the chance of winning... 1 MILLION DOLLARS! They all come from elsewhere, so they won't be familiar with what Total Drama has to offer.

[Chris laughed menacingly and rubbed his hands together.]

Chris : This will be funnn!

Nastasia : Maybe... but we need to make sure it doesn't go too far, 'K?

Chris : Oh, this is the show's secretary, Nastasia, from Super Paper Mario. She's here to make sure it doesn't get too exciting, I guess. 

Nastasia : You don't wanna end up in prison again, I'm guessing. So behave.

Chris : Yeah, right, MOM. Anyway... a boat is coming! Looks like the first contestant has already arrived! From Wario Ware, say hello to... Penny!

[The boat arrives, and Penny jumps out of it to land on the dock.]

Penny : Hiii!! I'm finally here, oh gosh! [She jumps excitedly] i'm gonna win a million dollars!!! :D

Chris : Someone's excited already! You know you're gonna have to win to get the money, right?

Penny : If I lose, I can always try again, right? I'll try as many times as I need until I win! I got this!

Chris : [Chris turns to the camera] Ohoho, can't wait to see her face when she gets voted off...

Penny : What'd you say, Chris? Sorry, I was looking around...

Chris : Oh, nooothing. Why don't you say hello to our second contestant, arriving right now?

Penny : I can't wait to meet them!

Chris : It's the gold digger himself, the one and only WARIO!

[Wario descends onto the dock, cracking a bit of wood under him]

Penny : ...Oh.

Wario : That money's MINE! No one's gonna take it from me, especially not YOU!

Penny : What did I even do to you...? C'mon, let's compete and see who wins it fair and square!

Wario : Yeah, like I'm gonna settle for a chance, I'm gonna get that money, hear me? I already pay you enough!

Penny : ...[she looks down sadly]

Chris : Oooh, the drama's already starting! And to complete the Wario Ware club... w-whah!

[Ashley was already here, she was waiting for a while. She's pissed]

Ashley : ... took you long enough.

Chris : Ashley! Welcome! Sorry i didn't see you! Go join the others before you creep me out any more.

Ashley : hmph. [she joins the other competitors on the opposite side of the dock.]

[Penny is waving frantically to Ashley.]

Ashley : ...[she waves back, slowly.]

Chris : Moving on to another fandom... next contestant, coming from Omori, welcome BASIL! 

[Basil quietly descends onto the dock.]

Basil : Um... hi, everyone! My name is Basil... i come from Faraway Town, and-

Wario : Yeah, yeah, cut the chit-chat, kid, we know your name, it's enough, we don't care about your life story.

Basil : O-Oh! I'm sorry! It's been a while since i met strangers... >< I miss Sunny, already...

Chris : Well, you're in luck! The next boat to arrive is your dear Sunny's! and... it's here!

[Sunny walks onto the dock.]

Basil : O-Oh gosh! SUNNY! [Basil runs to Sunny and embraces him into a tight hug] I missed you so much...

Sunny : oh, hey basil. glad to see you, thought i'd have only mari to keep me company.

Basil : M... Mari? [Basil had a very concerned look] Oh.. Sunny...

Penny : Hey, theres another boat coming! It must be the Mari they're talking about!

Chris : Should be! Welcome... Mari!

[The boat arrives, but no one comes out of it.]

Chris : AHEM. I said, Welcome, MARI!

[...still nothing. Chris leans in and talks to the person driving the boat, who's as confused as he is.]

Chris : Okay, what the hell is this? Did she forget to come? [Basil tapped Chris's shoulder.] huh?

Basil : L-Let me explain... Mari is Sunny's sister, and she died years ago, but Sunny didn't quite.. move on yet... he still sees her in his head.. so he signed her up.

Chris : WHAT?! Oh, come on! We can't change the cast after the show starts, all the papers are done!

Sunny : [Sunny hugged a whole bunch of air] glad to see you got accepted too, mari

Chris : Ughhh... welp, it's too late now, so welcome Mari, everyone. Our new... contestant.

Wario : This is dumb as hell.

Ashley : how cute.

Chris : Let's just move on. Who's next again?

[A long, elegant laugh is heard]

Chris : Oh yeah! Glad to see you made it, Q5U4...E...

(Queen descends from the sky, on her flying throne.)

Queen : Lol You Cant Even Pronounce My Name

Queen : Just Call Me

Queen : "Queen"

Queen : Its My Nickname Suitable For Stupid People

Chris : ... Okay, well, from Deltarune, welcome Queen!

Queen : This Summer Camp Sucks Lol

Queen : A Queen Like Me Will Not Live In That Rundown Thing

Chris : (Chris laughed with malicious glee) Finally, someone noticed. You'll have to live there for a little while, Queen, unless you don't want that million dollars!

Queen : Oh Thats Stupid But Whatever Lmao

Berdly : Do not worry my wonderful queen! I will make sure nothing bothers you during your stay!

Queen : Oh

Queen : Burghley

Queen : This Weirdo Held On Under My Chair And I Didnt Notice Lol (I Did Not Want Him I Did Not Want Him)

Chris : Berdly, you had to use the boats, you know? They were NOT free, and you too, Queen. Not cool dudes.

Berdly : Sorry! Queen's chair is simply the most intellectual transport ever made! Boats aren't enough for a true gamer like me.

[Suddenly, Jevil appeared in a puff of smoke]

Berdly : [Berdly gets startled and falls off the chair, into the water] WAH!

Queen : [LMFAO]

Jevil : MWAHA! THE CHICKEN IS BRINED, BRINED!

Chris : Great, another weirdo that doesn't use their boat. And it's from Deltarune too, does anyone in that universe use a boat?

Jevil : I COULDN'T WAIT TO PLAY! UEE HEE HEE! THIS GAME IS FULL OF CHAOS, CHAOS! I HAVE TO GET IN! 

Chris : You said it, weirdo. Someone pick up the loser drowning in the lake. While that happens, let's see the next contestant. Hopefully they use their boat!

Jevil : BOATS ARE SIMPLY SO BORING, I HAVE A BETTER IDEA! [Jevil disappeared again... then reappeared soon after, high up in the air, holding a very angry Spamton. He drops him...]

Spamton : [He crashed onto the dock, shaken but thankfully not too injured. He is livid, though] YOU! YOU [[&$#@]] CLOWN! I'LL SHOW YOU [[constant pain?]]!!! 

Jevil : [Jevil is laughing maniacally] UEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!! YOU'RE TOO MUCH FUN!

Spamton : THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF [[Fun for the whole family!]]?? YOU HOPELESS [[Loose psychopath in town]]!!

Chris : With Spamton here, that's our first 10 contestants arrived! But we're far from done! The next contestants should arrive at the same time, and be our last Deltarune representation... welcome Kris, and their little sibling Frisk!

[Kris descends onto the dock, holding Frisk on their shoulders.]

Kris : ... hey.

Frisk : Hii everyone! I'm Frisk, i'm 6! This is my big sibling Kris, but they're all grumpy!

Berdly : Ohoh! Kris, you had to bring your mini-you to even have a chance against me and Queen, didn't you? You WISH! But i respect your efforts!

Kris : [they just groaned] ugh...

Frisk : Be nice to my sibling! They're all grumpy, but they're nice with me..

Berdly : I didn't know edgy Kris had such a big sibling instinct! Guess you traded your intelligence for it, huh Kris? [He laughed like an idiot]

Kris : ... lets sit somewhere else, frisk.

Frisk : aww... but i wanna meet all the people! oh, you're mean...

Nastasia : ...why are we allowing an actual toddler to participate? Chris? I can't let them get hurt, we would get sued to obliv-

Chris : Ohh, come on, chill! I won't let them get hurt. ...[mumbling] (not as much.) The little kid had stars in their eyes thinking about participating, so we cant remove them now!

Nastasia : ... [she hung her head down, concerned]

Chris : Ahem. Next contestant, PLEASE.

[A very fancy boat pulls up at the dock.]

Chris : oooh, seems like someone super rich is coming in! Our 13th contestant is...

[Princess Peach opens the door and descends onto the yacht elegantly.]

Chris : The one and only Princess Peach!

Peach : Greetings, everyone! I'm Peach Toadstool, or Princess Peach, i'm the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom! And-

Daisy : WOOHOO! TIME TO KICK SOME ASS! [she jumped out of the boat and landed on the dock with style] YEAH!

Peach : ...and this is Daisy, my dear friend. Hello, Daisy. You could've let me finish my introduction...

Daisy : Pfft, don't sweat it, Peachy. Everyone already knows who you are!

Peach : I ... I suppose you're right ^^". 

Wario : SHOW OFF! 

Daisy : ..oh. Ignore him. Rosie should be coming soon! 

Peach : Shouldn't she have arrived before us?

Daisy : She told me she had problems. But hey, look, her name's on the boat just there!

Chris : What? Rosalina shouldn't be coming now! It should be... huh? WHO MESSED WITH THE ORDER?

Jevil : CHAOS, CHAOS! NO ORDER! 

Chris : Was it YOU?

Jevil : I WISH, I WISH! I DID NOT HAVE THE TIME TO FIND YOUR PAPERS, SO DISAPPOINTING!

[Rosalina's boat comes pulls up to the dock. And out comes...]

Expecting Rosalina? TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME!

Waluigi : WAHAHA! No one can stop Waluigi from showing up!

Daisy : ...what.

Wario : BRO! You made it in, bro! We're gonna roll over everyone!

Waluigi : [He high fived Wario] WAHA! The money is OURS!

Chris : ahem. Who the hell are you? We were expecting a hot girl. Pauline, or something, i think. You're definitely NOT a hot girl.

Waluigi : Pauline? WAHAHA! She... gave me her invitation! And she's in the hospital for totally unrelated reasons, so she couldn't come. So i came instead!

Chris : ... sure, seems legit. Our 15th contestant is this purple weirdo!

Waluigi : I HAVE A NAME!

Chris : Yep, but I don't care about it. Anyway. Next contestant is the 16th, the halfway point!

[Rosalina appears in a burst of light, temporarily blinding everyone.]

Daisy : o-OW! ROSIE! You said you wouldn't use your teleportation! You know it hurts everyone!

Rosalina : I..  I'm really sorry. I wanted to come onto a boat like everyone else, but it apparently got hijacked by someone. If i knew the culprit...

Chris : Let me start this drama, it was purple twig over there who stole your boat.

Rosalina : Excuse me?? Why? You were provided with a boat, Waluigi!

Waluigi : Yours was FANCIER! You're like a all-powerful space goddess anyway, why do you care?

Rosalina : Sigh... i apologize, everyone. I will make sure you won't be blinded again. To make up for it, i will speed up this cast reveal. [She snaps her fingers, and 2 boats speed up to the dock... crashing into each other.] ...oops... oh no...

[Starlow flies out of one of the boats, really annoyed]

Starlow : UGH! Why'd my driver think it was a great idea to suddenly go SUPER SPEED? Ugh... my entrance is ruined... um....hiii!! I'm... Starlow! I-I'm nice,i swear!

Peach : Oh gosh, glad to see you're fine, Starlow! My heart stopped for a moment... but we have to see if the person in the other boat is fine! You can fly, go NOW!

Starlow : okay, JEEZ! I hope that driver gets fired... [Starlow goes inside the other crashed boat before it sinks, and pulls out an unconscious Bob-Omb. She puts it on the dock.]

Frisk : [Pokes it with a stick] W-Wake up! Are you dead...? WAKE UP! [They started hitting the Bob-Omb before Kris pulled them away]

Basil : I-I'm sure they're fine! We just gotta pour a little water on them.. u-um... [Basil took a bit of water with his hands, and splashed it on the Bob-Omb's face.]

[...It opened it's eyes.]

Bob-Omb : ...oh. hi, i'm Bob-Omb. I think i got in an accident again. I'm fine... i think... please don't worry!

Frisk : It's so round and cute!! I'm gonna call it... Bobby! [Frisk started petting Bobby.] Heehee!

Bobby : i'm not Bobby, i'm Bob-Omb! and you probably shouldn't get your hand so close to explosives like that. good thing i don't have a fuse.

Rosalina : I'm dreadfully sorry for what happened, Bobby, do you have any wounds that need fixing up?

Bobby : oh, uh, no, it's fine. i'm used to accidents like that. i don't want my fuse back just yet, i don't wanna hurt this kid.

Rosalina : I understand.

Bobby : i'm sure this game show will be alot of fun, i've been doing nothing with my life for a wh-

[A shadowy figure jumps on Bobby and makes him dizzy again]

Daisy : Is... is that-

[The shadowy figure spins for a moment then strikes a pose, making it clear who it was.]

Mr. L : It's me, Mister L, the GREEN THUNDER! 

Starlow : What the hell is your problem? Did you NEED to land on someone? Remove that stupid costume!

Peach : Please calm down, Starlow.

Mr. L : You would like to know who's under the costume, would you? Well I WON'T TELL YOU! I'll dominate this game, and no one will ever know who i am! No one will try to steal my money!

Daisy : Come on, we all know who we are. Luigi, stop playing superheroes...

Mr. L : What? Who's "Luigi"?

[A snap is heard, and Dimentio teleports in the air.]

Dimentio : And so i arrive, like a curious fly in a delicious soup. You might know who they are, but i'm afraid your little friend doesn't have an idea themselves.

Daisy : You weirdo! Give Luigi his memories back!

Dimentio : But there is no more Luigi. Memories go away forever, and what you knew as Luigi is only a memory. Who says i brainwashed him? This could be his true form. I never met this man before, you have no proof of otherwise. Now, Mr. L, let us go and settle.

Mr. L : ... Yes, master Dimentio... [He followed Dimentio on the other side of the dock]

Daisy : [She gritted her teeth] Oh, you bitch...

Spamton : THAT [[$&#@*]] CLOWN IS LYING! I HATE CLOWNS! MEMORIES DON'T GO AWAY! THEY STICK WITH YOU [[Forever and ever~]]. CAN'T FORGET. CAN'T FORGET. CAN'T FORGET. CAN'T FORGET. CAN'T FORGET. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Penny : Oh, poor little thing... that's a robot that needs some fixing...

Ashley : ... you're ambitious, aren't you...

Penny : I can't let a robot suffer this way!

Chris : Dimentio, you're our 20th contestant! I would normally stop there, but they don't stop coming! Next one is the last Mario character, thankfully. I sure hope they use the boat!

[A snap is heard, and Dimentio teleports in the air... again?]

Dimentio? : Heehee, and so i arrive, like a hair between your brows! Huh, looks like i arrived before myself.

Chris : Um, what? Dimentio, you can't compete twice.

Dimentio : Oh, i assure you, i would not do something this ridiculous. This is simply a foul copycat.

[The Dimentio clone transformed into a Chris clone.]

Chris? : Welcome to Total Drama: Crossover of the Stars!

Chris : HEY! You can't imitate my beauty like that! I look waaaay better.

Chris? : This is your host, Chris McLean, and i'm cancelling the show to give the prize to the 21st contestant, which is... Mimi, from Super Paper Mario! Congratulations, Mimi! You get the grand prize of ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Chris : Okay, that's it! If you don't stop being me right now you're OUT OF THE GAME!

[Mimi retransformed into Mimi.]

Mimi : Hehe! You're fun to mess with, you know? Mimimimimi~

Chris : Oh i'm NOT gonna like you. Anyway.

Peach : Welcome here, Mimi!

Mimi : Oh. It's YOU.

Peach : Princess Peach herself. Came back for more beating, huh?

Mimi : SHUT UP! 

Dimentio : Don't let her get to you, Mimi. She's stronger than you.

[Mimi transformed into Bowser and roared with all her might at Peach and Dimentio.]

Basil : A-AAAH!! [Basil got frightened and held on onto Sunny for comfort]

Sunny : ...[He put his arm around Basil to help]

Basil : ...mmh...

Nastasia : ...Chris got worried if they really looked like Mimi's transformation. He ran to a mirror. So i'm gonna present the next contestant. [Nastasia checked her notes] ... she's called Madeline, coming from "Celeste." She should be coming now...

[Madeline jumped out her boat from a long distance with a wavejump, arriving at high speed.]

Madeline : Phew! Hey, everyone, i'm Madeline!

Nastasia : Someone was eager to show their agility, hm?

Madeline : S...Sorry, i just thought i'd... make an entrance. I shouldn't have done that...

Daisy : Pft, i thought it was awesome, come on! I wish i could do that!

Madeline : Oh gosh... thank you! I just... had alot of training. I try to climb mountains as fast as possible as a hobby...

Daisy : Whoa...

Mr. L : That's nothing! I can jump higher!

Madeline : Yeah... you probably can. But hey, i'm proud of what i can do-

Mr. L : LOSER! [He charged up and jumped high up in the sky, before falling slowly.]

Madeline : [Looking up] ...and i'm the show off. [She had a pouty face]

Chris : [He came back, wearing even more makeup.] Hey campers! I'm back! 

Nastasia : Phew... take your role back, i have things to do, 'K?

Chris : Gladly! Next contestant is a bit more of an obscure one, welcome Poniko from Yume Nikki!

[Poniko walked out the boat onto the dock, not even looking at Chris.]

Chris : Welcome to Total Drama, Poniko! Are you excited?

Poniko : ...[She just had a disinterested face, still not looking at Chris.]

Chris : Hellooo! I'm here! I put make up and everything!

Poniko : ...[She walked over to be the other side of the dock.]

Chris : Okay, give me the silent treatment then, see how far that gets you!

Poniko : ...

Chris : UGH! I see, it's THAT kind of contestant. Let's move on to more interesting people! Speaking of, say hello to Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club!

Monika : Hey! Everything can be interesting, it just depends on how you write! I don't hold out much hope in this case, though.

Chris : ...what? What are you talking about? And how did you just show up??

Monika : Oh, don't worry about it! Little Monika's just talking to herself again. I don't really care about the million, but if this is where i'm gonna be seen and get to do stuff, i have no choice. Promise you'll focus on me alot, okay?

Chris : Hah, maybe if you cause alot of drama. We need awesome ratings!

Monika : ...right, let's assume i was talking to you! I'll make sure this story stays interesting, i'll assure you, Mr. Host!

Chris : We'll see about that!

Monika : This is getting very long, i'm sure you're getting bored, so i'll help speed this up!

Chris : No! Enough people have skipped their boats already, they'll come like normal!

Monika : Heehee! [Monika clapped, and there appeared a boat on the dock.]

Chris : That was quick! Our next 2 contestants are arriving at the same time, and they're both from Kirby. Kirby himself is absent tho, as their names are ADELEINE and RIBBON!

[Adeleine came out first.]

Adeleine : ... Hello people! My name is Adeleine, and my friend Ribbon wants to come after. I am a artist, i have came here to paint beautiful paintings.

Waluigi : Why the hell do you speak like that?

Adeleine : Oh... [She scratched her head in embarassment] I'm sorry, I am French. I don't speak English very good. I try the best...

Wario : Oh god, a frenchie...

Basil : Your English is just fine, Adeleine, i swear...! Don't let these dumb meanies get to you!

Waluigi : WAH? I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S THE DUMB MEANIE!

Wario : This sissy's not worth our time, Wal.

Chris : HEY! WE'RE ON TELEVISION!

Adeleine : Thanks, little boy! [She's looking around] ...It's not a beautiful landscape! It's a giant trash can! I think I was lied to! This is bad paintings!

Chris : Someone didn't read the fine print... It was written in the contract! "The above pictures of luxurious villas and beautiful nature are for decoration of this contract only and do not reflect the nature of this summer camp." Do you know how to read, frenchie?

Adeleine : Oh fuck... This should have not be legal.

Chris : Welp, too bad it is be legal. When's your friend coming out?

Adeleine : Euh... RIBBON, C'EST BON! TU PEUX VENIR!

[Ribbon flew out of the boat and to the crowd, doing some graceful tricks]

Queen : Whats This? A Fly? Lol

Ribbon : My name's Ribbon! I'm a fairy, i came to help my friend Adeleine! [Adeleine and Ribbon high-fived]

Adeleine : Yeah!! ^^

Queen : You're So Tiny Lmao

Queen : I Thought You Were A Fly

Queen : I Bet Even Burghley Could Beat You In A Fight

Berdly : HAHA! My lovely queen thinks i'm strong! [Berdly flexed his muscles, nothing happened]

Queen : ... Yes Very Strong Wow Someone Give Me A Hand Fan

Berdly : You all can only DREAM of being complimented by the Queen! [He laughed loudly] That comes from all the Wii Sports i played!

Starlow : [She raised up and yelled at queen] WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Ribbon may be small, but that doesn't mean she's weak and useless!

Queen : Well Someone Feels Targeted Lol

Berdly : Don't you DARE disrespect my Queen!

Starlow : Ugh...

Ribbon : ...I'll try my best, even if i'm the smallest contestant...

Chris : Only 6 to go! The next boat coming should be here just about now!

[A boat comes onto the dock.]

Chris : Great! This next contestant is a famous singer, so i'm keeping it a surprise until they come out!

Penny : O-Oh wow!! A famous singer? [Nervous] You think they'll give me tricks...?

Wario : Are they rich? Maybe we could steal their money and then disappear...

Chris : You can come out now!

[... nothing happens. oh no.]

Chris : Oh god... YOU CAN COME OUT NOW.

[...]

Chris : Don't tell me another weirdo signed up their dead sister in the game, or i'll LOSE IT!

Sunny : why would anyone do that...?

Basil : ...um ... good question...!

Chris : Nastasia, go check in the boat NOW!

Nastasia : [She sighes.] Did you forget...? What a great host... [She groaned then went into the boat, and came back out holding a flower pot, with Sunflower in it.] Welcome Sunflower, from Plants vs Zombies. She's a plant, so she can't walk. 

Sunflower : Hello everyone! Sunflower here! It's amazing to meet you all!! [Sunflower smiled and lit up]

Nastasia : Yeees. So, we provided her with this pot. You'll have to rely on others to move, 'K?

Sunflower : I'm used to it! Everyone looks lovely, i'm sure they'll be willing to carry me around!

Chris : This is the famous singer? A flower? And i thought we were gonna get crazy ratings...

Penny : I RECOGNIZE YOU! I LOVE YOUR STUFF!

Sunflower : Put me next to her, please!

Nastasia : 'K. [She put down Sunflower's pot next to Penny]

Penny : Can i have your autograph :D?

Sunflower : ... I'll try!

Chris : This isn't all for Plants vs Zombies! The next contestant is a BIG one. Heheh.

[A boat comes, it's puffed up and bursting at the seams]

Ashley : this boat... what's wrong with it...? is it... filled up..?

[It arrives, and it then bursts open, sinking and revealing a monstrous Gargantuar]

Gargantuar : GRRAAAHH!! BOAT TOO TIGHT!

Ashley : ... whoa... that's beautiful...

Sunflower : O...OH GOSH! HIDE ME!

Penny : I-It is pretty scary... [She put Sunflower behind her]

Sunflower : You don't understand! Zombies are bad, but Gargantuars are TERRIFYING! It could crush me with a single finger! ><

Gargantuar : GARGANTUAR... SMASH...

Imp : Hihi! Crush all the competition!

Chris : HA! Ribbon is way smaller than an imp!

Ribbon : H...Hey!

Chris : But Imp is not a contestant, just Gargantuar's little friend, so actually, Imp is part of the largest contestant! And you're really a little fly next to them!

Ribbon : I... I guess that's true... [She held her head down, a bit sad]

[Adeleine smacked Chris with her paint palette]

Chris : OW! HEY!

Adeleine : Do not insult my friend! She didn't ask anything!

Starlow : [She charged right into Chris] I AGREE!

Chris : OWW! UGH, LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH! NEXT CONTESTANT! [He clapped twice to hasten it up]

[A boat speeds up to come onto the dock and nearly crashes. Due to the momentum a contestant gets shot out of the boat]

Chris : Welcome, Lucas from Mother 3!

Lucas : A-AHH!! [He gets shot out at high speed and head first into Garguantar] OWW ><

Gargantuar : HUHH?? GGRRHH!! LITTLE BOY HURT ME

Imp : Crush him! Crush him! NAHAHA!

Gargantuar : GARG SMASHH!! [He started chasing Lucas holding his pole up, intending to crush him]

Lucas : WAAH!! H-HELP!! [Runs away, then he trips] MNH ><

Chris : What a pickle he's in, huh?

Madeline : HE'S GONNA DIE, CHRIS! DO SOMETHING! OH GOSH!

Chris : He'll be fiiine.

Lucas : [Trembling, just waiting to be crushed] m-mmmhh..

[PK FLASH!]

Gargantuar : [He gets hit by a burst of energy] ARRGH!!

[Ness lands next to Lucas and helps him get up]

Ness : Are you okay, love...?

Lucas : O-oh my god... you saved my life... again! I can't thank you enough!

Ness : Eh, don't mention it. I'd miss you too much. [He pet Lucas' head]

Basil : Aww... aren't they so cute, Sunny?

Sunny : ... that's gay

Basil : ...oh...

Chris : and Ness from Mother 2 comes to save the day! Oho, this heroic save will bring us crazy ratings! Don't worry,the gargantuar will be fine.

Sunflower : It has near endless health... it'll take more than that to get rid of this monster!

Ness : Well... i forgot to do my introduction, so... Hi, i'm Ness. This cute blonde here's my boyfriend, Lucas.

Lucas : N-Ness!

Penny : I KNEW IT! [There was a little silence.] ...what?

Wario : Oh, now there's TWO gay couples of a blonde sissy and their dark haired dumbass. WAHAHAHA!

Lucas : Oh my god. It's HIM.

Ness : W-Who- [He turned his head to Wario] Oh.

Lucas : [Lucas gritted his teeth and clenched his fists.] I did NOT forget what he did to you. HEY WARIO, YOU FATASS!

Wario : Huh? How do YOU know my name? Am i THAT famous? WAHA! I don't know who you are, kid, leave me alone, I don't do autographs.

Lucas : YOU FORGOT WHO WE ARE?? [Lucas got really pissed and electricity gathered up around his fingers, ready to throw his most powerful PK Thunder on Wario.] Y-YOU BITCH!!

Wario : What the hell do you want?

Ness : [Ness hugged Lucas from behind and restrained him, pulling him back away] Calm down, Luke, you'll put a target on your back. Just ignore him.

Lucas : N-nnnghh!! I-I can't believe it! After making you sacrifice yourself for me... helping the subspace army... he forgot it all! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

Ness : Yeah... i know... but not now.

Lucas : [He sighed heavily.]

Chris : Aww, i was looking forward to that fight! Guess it'll be for later. Our penultimate contestant is here, let's say hello to a Girl from Rhythm Heaven!

[The Rhythm Girl descended onto the dock, holding headphones on her head.]

Rhythm Girl : heya. Most people just call me the Rhythm Girl, but call me Melody! Rhythm Girl's a stupid name. [She giggled a bit]

Melody : i don't really know what to say, i guess. i'm just here to chill with friends, listen to music and have fun. if i get a million dollars around the way, then that'll be pretty cool. i'm not here to make any enemies, y'know?

Chris : Ugh. That's soooo boring. Why even play the game if you're just going to sit around and chill?

Melody : eh, if you say so. i'm just gonna do my thing, i'm sure there's plenty of drama to be had with the others. [She went to stand in the crowd, and sat down to listen to music.] ... [She noticed Poniko next to her, looking pretty bored.] oh, hey, you wanna listen to this? i'm sure you'd like it, you look like you need something to like.

Poniko : ...[she rolled her eyes.]

Melody : ...well, alright, your choice. [She went back to listening to her music alone.]

Chris : The next contestant is the last one, FINALLY! They should be here in 3... 2... 1...

[...]

Chris : ...one half...

[...]

Chris : ... ahem.

Bobby : ...so, did we miscount anyone, or...

Peach : Counting Mari, we're 31 like expected. [She checked her watch] Maybe there was an accident?

Chris : I HOPE NOT! That would be a LOT of paper work.

[Something is running far away, above the water.]

Frisk : Look, Kris! There's something coming!

Kris : ...what the hell...?

Nastasia : I think that's the last contestant... Peppino Spaghetti. Here from public request...

Peppino : [Running so fucking fast that he's running on water] I AM-A LATE-EH! I AM-A LATE-EH! MAMMA MIA!! 

Chris : Oh. Welp, from Pizza Tower, Peppino Spaghetti! 

Peppino : IMMA HEREEE!!! [Peppino runs to the island and the dock, and can't stop, running through the whole crowd] 

Starlow : WHOA! Watch it!

Kris : [Kris falls down when hit by Peppino, making Frisk fall down their shoulder] !!! [They grab Frisk just before they hit the floor] j...jesus...

Frisk : [Giggling] That was exciting!

Ashley : [She gets hit, and falls onto the floor.] ...

Peppino : [He reaches a wall and splats right into it, stopping him in his course.] OoUuhghh... [He shakes his head and gets up, walking into Ashley.] Huh?

Ashley : [She is furious, her hair is white with anger and her eyes are glowing in the shadow of her hair.] ...

Peppino : I... Imma sorry, little lady! I went-a too late-eh! [He ran away from Ashley, uncomfortable.]

Wario : That guy got an impressive tackle.

Peppino : Imma so sorry, Mr Host Man! Please don't-a disqualify mé!!

Chris : Stop panicking like an idiot, but no, you're not disqualified, we need you. As much as it hurts me to say it.

Peppino : Mamma Mia, i am-a so relieved...

Ashley : [Standing right behind him, still in tranquil fury] ...

Peppino : AAAAA!!! *his eyes pop out in fear, cartoonishly*

Chris : Anyway, we need a cast photo! So everyone, stand back!

[Chris took out a camera and held it to his face. Everyone stopped what they were doing and took a pose.]

Chris : Great, everyone, say "Wawanakwa!"

Every Contestant : WAWANAKWA!

[click!]

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[The contestants and the hosts had left the dock, and were now in the middle of the island, at the place of the Marshmallow Ceremony. They were sitting on tree stumps]

Chris : This place is where the eliminations will take place, where the most DEVASTATING BETRAYALS and the most SOUL CRUSHING ANGUISH will be had... Sounds like fun!

Basil : Y...You wouldn't betray me, Sunny, right...?

Sunny : ...no, id never hurt you or mari

Basil : ...yyyeahh...

Chris : Well, anyway, i'll explain the eliminations when we get to them, for now, we're gonna put you all into teams! You're 32, so it'll be 4 teams of 8.

Daisy : Cool! I'm going with Peach, Rosalina, Starl-

Chris : Nnnope! It'd be boring if everyone went with who they wanted, so, we're choosing the teams at random!

Starlow : Come on, SERIOUSLY? Not only am i staying in this TRASH, i have to stay in it with random people? UGH.

[Nastasia pushed a wheel of fortune with all the contestants on it, she struggles greatly and exhausts herself pushing it to chris]

Nastasia : HNNNgh! ah... ah...

Bobby : ...you good, there, Nastasia?

Nastasia : p...perfectly fine. [she tries to walk away before she collapses from exhaustion]

Bobby : ... should we... help her..?

Chris : She'll be fine. Let's proceed to team making! When the wheel calls out your name, you go assemble over there. [Chris gives the wheel a first spin] ...Lucas!

Ness : Look at that, Luke! The wheel picked you first! That just proves you're REALLY special.

Lucas : H...haha, yeah. I just hope it'll choose you too... 

Ness : If it doesn't, i'm sure that means it would like to see one of my PK Fires!

Chris : The wheel can't want anything, it's just a wheel. and PLEASE do NOT talk about destroying show property. [Chris spinned the wheel again a couple of times] Spamton, and Wario!

Wario : Oh great, i'm with a bunch of kids...

Spamton : KID??? I AM [[57 points!]] YEARS OLD!!! YOU'RE THE                 KID TO ME

Wario : A kid, and some trash...

Spamton : AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lucas : WARIO? Oh god... hrrrgghh.. [Lucas gritted his teeth.]

Wario : You look stupid, stop doing that.

Lucas : hmph..

Chris : [Spins the wheel again.] ... Sunflower, and Peppino!

Peppino : I am-a already chosen to a team?? I didn't get-a any time to rest-e!! THIS GAME GOES SO FAST-A! MAMMA MIA!

Starlow : JEEZ, do you ever shut up? My head hurts!

Gargantuar : [It got annoyed, and groaned loudly.]

Starlow : I said SHUT UP! [She bashed into the Gargantuar to hit it.]

Gargantuar : HHHARRHGHH!! [It roared, enraged]

Peppino : WAAAAAAHH!! [Peppino ran really fucking fast to go hide behind Ashley.]

Ashley : ...

Peppino : AAAAAAAA!!! [realizes who he was hiding behind and runs away behind Spamton instead]

Spamton : I CAN TASTE FEAR

Sunflower : [She tried to escape the Gargantuar, but couldn't move] I-IS ANYONE GONNA MOVE ME!?

Penny : Allow me to help!! ^-^ [Penny picked up Sunflower, and put her on the Team 1 side.]

Sunflower : ...Thank you!

Chris : [More spinning of the wheel] Waaaluigi! That spin felt weird.

Lucas : Oh, come on...

Wario : WAHAHA! Oh, YES!

Waluigi : [Waluigi ran over to Wario] THIS WHEEL KNOWS WHAT TO DO TO SURVIVE! WAH!

Wario : [Whispers to Waluigi] You rigged it, right?

Waluigi : Of course i rigged it! You think i'm a wimp??

Chris : Only 2 spots left on Team 1! [Spun the wheel.]

Lucas : It's gotta be Ness... oh, please, please! ><

Chris : It's... Ness! Awww. 

Lucas : YESS!!

Ness : YEAH!! [He ran to Lucas and hugged him tight without losing a second.] Told you we'd be together!

Lucas : [Lucas was hugging Ness tightly as well, tearing up] Oh my gosh... i love you!

Waluigi : [Waluigi was hugging Wario and crying too, but it wasn't as cute.]

Spamton : STOP! [[DISPERSE IMMEDIATELY!]] WE WILL GET COMPLAINTS FOR [[Gay Bowser!]]

Chris : Last one on this team! [Wheel Spin.] And it's... BASIL! [He giggled maliciously] Oh, this is GOLD.

Basil : wait... HUH?? NO, WAIT! I GOTTA BE WITH SUNNY! I CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT-

Chris : The wheel is the wheel, kid! Now go to your team, they're waiting for you.

Basil : [He grabs Sunny by the shoulders and shakes him.] SUNNY! SAY SOMETHING! PLEASE!

Sunny : [He was really concerned, but there's not much he could do.] ...i'm sure you'll do fine...

Basil : [Tears streamed down his face] Y...You said you'd never hurt me...

Sunny : [He held his own other arm and glanced away.] hey, don't pin this on me... not my fault. sorry, basil..

Basil : [He went to the Team 1 side, and sat down next to Ness and Lucas, looking at the ground.]

Lucas : Well, now i feel bad...

Chris : And that's first team done! Ness, Lucas, Wario, Waluigi, Basil, Spamton, Peppino, and Sunflower. You'll get a name later, but let's see Team 2 for now! Same wheeley spinny choosey stuff, of course.

[Wheel spins 3 times. The people chosen are : Madeline, Daisy, Peach.]

Daisy : Hell yeah. Besties forever! [She held up her hand to high five Peach.]

Peach : You bet, Daisy. [She high fived Daisy] But don't forget about Madeline, i'm sure she's nice.

Daisy : Yeah, yeah, of course. Hi, Maddy.

Madeline : Hey...! Hopefully this is a good team?

Daisy : Don't jinx it!

Madeline : Oh, i'm sorry... i'll just sit down. [She goes to the back and sits against the bottom of the cliff wall behind them]

[Wheel Spin : Melody.]

Melody : oh, nice [She walked over and sat down, next to Madeline]

Madeline : [Kinda awkward, tries to break the ice with her new teammate] ...So, um, what DO you listen to? You didn't take off that headset since you came here!

Melody : ...well, alot of stuff... you wanna listen? im down to share it with someone else

Madeline : I guess i can give it a try... [Melody handed her the headset, and Madeline put it on her head.] ...[She closed her eyes, smiled, and began to nod to the rhythm]

Melody : [She giggled] someone likes it! 

Madeline : ...I see why you've been listening to it... is that what you listen to on loop?

Melody : eh, id get tired of that. ive got a near infinite playlist, dont worry.

Madeline : Oh, yeah! I usually use cassettes, and those don't have many songs, so...

Melody : cassettes?? damn, youre really old school arent you?

Madeline : W-Well, no, but my mom had a lot of them, when i was a kid, and she thought it'd be dumb to buy CD's if we already had a bunch of cassettes... and when the internet came. ...i guess i was too used to them already. [She glared in a pouty expression.] Go on. You can make fun of me.

Melody : [She giggled, again] nah, i think its pretty cool. i would love to try your collection of cassettes, i always wanted to try listening to the old school stuff, with the real old school ways. like, how cool would it be to listen to an old vinyl with an old phonograph?

Madeline : You're right... it would be pretty cool. But they're really expensive... [Her eyes widened in realization] Is that why you're participating in this??

Melody : yep, having a fuckton of money would be awesome in general, but this is one of the first things id do, and then i dunno. how about you? why are you participating in this?

Madeline : Oh, um... I guess i just... want to see if i can do it. Ever since i climbed Celeste Mountain, i've been aching to do more. Achieve more, i suppose. The feeling when i finally got to the top... it was exhilarating. For a moment, it felt like everything was right...

Melody : ...i'd like to accomplish something too...

Madeline : ...OH SHOOT! The teams! We were picking the teams! I completely forgot!

Melody : heh, yeah, sometimes i'll turn the music down, and hours passed. 

Madeline : I'm so sorry! Let's pick our next member, team-

Daisy : Oh, um, we already welcomed 3 other members since Melody, so that's awkward. We were just about to pick our last member, actually!

Madeline : Oh... yeesh... who are they?

Penny : Well, there's me! I got chosen for this team! I'll try to be useful with my gadgets :D! There was also Ashley ^^!

Ashley : ...hi. 

Starlow : Yeah, and there was also ME! I TRIED to get you to notice me, but you kept your blah-blah about music or whatever, that's just rude!

Madeline : I-I'm really sorry. I get lost in conversations easily... sometimes.

Starlow : HMPH! [Starlow just floated away from Madeline, pouty]

Madeline : So... this is a girls only team?

Peach : Yep! And it's amazing! The only thing missing is Rosie!! So let's spin this wheel right now~

[The wheel got spun, with the result being... Gargantuar!]

Peach : EXCUSE ME??

Daisy : ...oh boy.

Peach : I will NOT permit this monstrous creature in my team! Spin that wheel again AT ONCE!

Daisy : u-uhhm.. look, Peach, you're taking this the wrong way! Like... any respectable squad of lovely girls has to have a bodyguard! Right...? It can be our bodyguard!

Peach : [She groaned] Well, i suppose...

Gargantuar : [The Gargantuar walked over to the team and sat down in the middle, reducing everyone's personal space.]

Peach : [Sigh...]

Chris : And that's team 2! Peach, Daisy, Madeline, Melody, Penny, Ashley, Starlow, and Gargantuar! Time to choose team 3, i guess! Totally not repetitive!

Dimentio : (Hmm, i probably should pick my allies, right this minute, before i have to feast on the scraps. Let's see if i can bend this wheel to my will.) [Chris spun the wheel, and Dimentio snapped his fingers discretely.

Chris : The first member is... Dimentio!

Dimentio : (Lovely, it works! The chances of a fluke are rather slim. Next, i will pick my loyal brainwashed servant, Mister L.) Ah, i see it's my turn. [He floated to Team 3's spot] I am dearly excited to witness what my allies are gonna look like. Spin the wheel of fortune some more, my dear host!

Chris : Oho, i am NOT your dear! But anyway, sure, weirdo. [Chris spun the wheel, and Dimentio snapped his fingers discretely, again.]

[Mr. L was chosen!]

Mr. L : Oh. I'm with... Dimentio.

Dimentio : Naturally. I am quite pleased that you have the opportunity to spend the game with me at your side. Now, come here, will you?

Mr. L : Yes, Master Dimentio... [He obeyed, and walked over to Team 3's spot.]

Dimentio : Fantastic! We will make a great team. (Everything is working out swimmingly. Next one will be Mimi, she has great power, and i know everything about her personality. She will be a great weapon!] 

[The wheel was spun, and chose Mimi, under Dimentio's influence.]

Mimi : [She got really upset with that.] DIMENTIO? NO WAY! I'm not going with that psycho!

Chris : The wheel's the wheel, kid! [He laughed maliciously] No one can control it, even i can't do anything about what it chooses! Now go, and shut up!

Mimi : DON'T CALL ME A KID! Sigh... [She walked to Team 3.] I wish i was anywhere else...

Peach : Aww, someone's stuck in a team they don't like...

Mimi : OH, SHUT UP, PRINCESS BITCH! I'LL DESTROY YOU!

Peach : Oh, is that so? Then you can come! I'm ready for a rematch!

Mimi : [She groaned, and turned her back to Peach. She muttered under clenched teeth.] God dammit...

Dimentio : If you'll excuse me, i have something to attend to. This will only take a second! [He snapped, and teleported himself to his secret dimension. He brought someone else along...]

Jevil : HM? WHAT IS THIS CURIOUS PLACE? IS THIS FREEDOM?

Dimentio : Greetings. I have teleported both of us here, simply to offer a suggestion in private.

Jevil : I LIKE YOUR FUNNY LOOK, MAGIC MAN! HAVE YOU PERHAPS TAKEN A LEAF OUT OF MY BOOK? UEE HEE HEE!

Dimentio : If i have understood correctly, you're quite fond of chaos, aren't you?

Jevil : OH, YES! CHAOS, CHAOS! THE SPICE OF LIFE! ORDER ONLY IS SUCH A SHAME, SHAME!

Dimentio : Lovely. I am an admirer of chaos myself, and by joining this game, i have plans to create chaos. Heehee, a LOT of chaos! But for that, i need your help. I simply need you to join an alliance, and vote alongside me.

Jevil : AWW, BEING TOLD WHAT TO VOTE? THAT WOULD BE A TRAGEDY! AN AFFRONT TO MY FREEDOM!

Dimentio: I understand. But know that it would be greatly worth it. I am a great connoisseur in chaos...

Jevil : HMM... I WILL ACCEPT YOUR OFFER! IT'S ALL I WANT, CHAOS, CHAOS! UEE HEE HEE!

Dimentio : Amazing! Let us go back. [Dimentio snapped and brought them back to Camp Wawanakwa]

Mimi : What has gotten into you? Why are you obeying to that weirdo's commands? I know you're a hero, Luigi! Stop!

Mr. L : Must not... disobey Master Dimentio...

Mimi : SNAP OUT OF IT! [Dimentio appeared next to her] AH!

Dimentio : I'm back, dear spectators! It was really important matter. Now, let's continue spinning this wheel. Come on, Chris!

[Wheel Spin : Jevil]

Jevil : HEE HEE! OH, HOW RANDOM, MUCH CHAOS! [He jumped to Team 3.]

Chris : Uh, yeah, we know it's random, don't you guys know what a wheel is? 

Adeleine : Wheel of Fortune? Is that not a game show?

Monika : Isn't this subtle..

Dimentio : (This kid, with the striped shirt... why do i feel so much power in them? Their big sibling too... they don't show it, but they're immensely powerful. I HAVE to recruit them.)

[Wheel Spin : Kris, Frisk]

Frisk : YAY!! Kris, look! There's clowns! They're so awesome! [They were really excited]

Kris : [They sighed, and put Frisk on their shoulders.] ...that's great, frisk... [They walked to Team 3, and sat down.]

Jevil : WHY SO GRUMPY? AREN'T YOU EXCITED? HAHA!

Kris : ... shut up.

Jevil : [He laughed alot] OH, YOU'RE NO FUN!

Frisk : [They giggled as Jevil's hat bounced and made bell sounds] Hehe!

Kris : [They had their cheek resting on their hand] ...

Dimentio : [He looked at Monika.] (I smell strong power in this girl too. It's... intriguing. Let's see.]

Monika : Oh, do you?

Dimentio : Oh my, did i say that out loud? I'm sorry.

Monika : Uhm... no! Just, don't worry about it, okay?

[Wheel Spin : Monika]

Monika : Didn't expect that! [She giggled.] Guess i'm just gonna walk to Team 3! [She did that.]

Dimentio : I'm glad to have you on my team, Monika. You seem like one of the strongest players in this competition, and you're totally dateable too. Not by me, though, by someone else. They know who they are. They totally should date you.

Monika : Heehee... i know! Thanks, Dimentio, you're so nice! [She smiled excitedly]

Chris : Alright, last member on this team! [He spun the wheel one last time]

Dimentio : (Oh, i have to choose quick! Hmm... a space goddess is definitely very powerful, so i'll have to choose Rosalina.) [He snapped his fingers.]

[The wheel stops on... Bobby!]

Dimentio : E-Excuse me? [He heard a giggle] Someone is playing with me! [He groaned] Oh well.

Bobby : [He walked into the team] Hey everyone, i'm Bob-Omb. Glad to see you all, i guess.

Frisk : Oh, oh! Kris! It's Bobby! Hi Bobby!!

Bobby : Oh, it's that kid. Hi there!

Frisk : [He ran to Bobby and started petting him again] So cute!!

Bobby : ...mhm.

Kris : ...hey, get away from my sibling.

Bobby : ...huh? why? also, they came to me.

Kris : ... really? you're a bomb, i'm not gonna let anyone blow up frisk. 

Bobby : well, i would get away, but your sibling really likes petting me. also... i lost my fuse long ago. its not gonna happen.

Kris : ...im keeping an eye on you...

Chris : And we're done! Dimentio, Mr. L, Mimi, Jevil, Kris, Frisk, Monika and Bobby, you're Team 3! And... the last 8 are Team 4! So, Sunny, Mari, Rosalina, Berdly, Poniko, Queen, Adeleine, and Ribbon is our least team!

Sunny : at least, im with mari... 

Basil : I-Its unfair... [sobbing]

Berdly : HAHA YES! My splendid Queen, i am extremely lucky to be on this team with you! 

Queen : Hahaha

I Am Excited Too

Lol

Yum Yum Very Excited Yes

(Fuck)

Rosalina : I am looking forward to be on a team with you all. Let me greet you. Your name is Poniko, right? I'm sure you will be a great, respectable teammate, and i hope my status as a goddess will not scare you.

Poniko : ...[She rolled her eyes and looked elsewhere.]

Rosalina : ...Oh, i apologize, you might be deaf, i did not think of that. [She communicated telepathically, repeating the same message]

Poniko : [She just walked away, not listening much more.]

Rosalina : ...o-oh, it seems you weren't deaf...

Ribbon : H-Hey! We have one less teammate! Isn't that pretty unfair?

Chris : [He laughed] Nope, i see 8 on the list! There's, Sunny, Mari...

Ribbon : Aw, come on, Mari isn't even here...

Chris : Iunno, she seems to be here if you ask Sunny!

Ribbon : [She sighed.] Oh, jeez...

Adeleine : We should get names, it really is really weird to name "Team 1" "Team 2" and everything. 

Chris : Sure! But SOMEONE forgot to come up with names for this season... [He glared at Nastasia, who was just getting up from passing out]

Nastasia : E-Eugh... [She reajusted her glasses] I'm not built for that much effort...

Chris : ...So, you're gonna come up with them yourself! Nastasia will come and ask you for your team name, so choose wisely!

Nastasia : [She sighed] No break yet, i suppose...

Peppino : AH! WE HAVE-A TO COME UP-A WITH A TEAM NAME QUICK-EH! I SEE SIGNORA NASTASIA APPROACHING!

Basil : ...i don't have any...! [He was looking at Sunny]

Spamton : HEY EVERY         I HAVE [[The most perfect you'll ever see!]] IDEA! 

Lucas : ... I don't know... you can't exactly, speak coherently, so...

Ness : Well, I don't have much idea either, and i'm not really on board with letting the W-eirdos choosing, so, how much can it hurt?

Lucas : Eh... i guess you're right, Ness... Spamton, you can tell Nastasia your idea!

Spamton : [[You won't regret it!]]

Nastasia : [She walked over to them.] Hello. Please tell me the team name you want to use. It can't be changed.

Spamton : I WILL BE TELLING THE NAME, MADAM!

Nastasia : Great. Tell it to me.

Spamton : ITS       THE PERFECT NAME

Nastasia : I'm sure of it. Tell me.

Spamton : YOU WANT IT DON'T YOU? YOU WANT IT?

Nastasia : ...Yes, i do.

Spamton : ITS            [[Hyperlink Blocked]

Nastasia : ...very well, Team 1, you'll now go by the name "[[Hyperlink Blocked]]"

Lucas : ...

Ness : ... maybe you were right...

Lucas : It's alright, love.

Nastasia : [She walked over to Team 2.] Hello, please tell me the team name you want to use. It can't be changed.

Madeline : Well, we wanted to name it "Girls Night!"! but the Gargantuar groaned... so, um, we removed "Girls" from it, and our team name is... "Night!"

Nastasia : ...

Madeline : ... I know, i'm sorry, it was mostly Peach and Daisy...

Nastasia : ...very well... Team 2, you'll now go by the name "Night!" 

Nastasia : [She walked over to Team 3.] Hello, please tell me-

Jevil : CHAOS CANYON!

Nastasia : ...very well, Team 3-

Mimi : Yes, we KNOW.

Nastasia : ...[She walked to Team 4, and didn't say a word.]

Sunny : ...Mari wanted to choose the team name

Nastasia : [She sighed and put her hand on her face] Yeah, sure, whatever. 

[Nothing happened.]

Sunny : nice name, mari

Nastasia : What did she say? I can't understand her accent, apologies.

Sunny : oh, she said we should name the team "Move on" or something

Nastasia : Yeesh... very well... you'll go by "Move on" from now on. [She walked over to Chris again, and gave him the names] These names are a disaster, i'm sorry.

Chris : [He laughed alot reading the names] Oh, boy. At least we're done with the team picking!

Before we start the first challenge, i'm obligated by "law" to give you access to your dorms to deposit your luggage, and also to give you some food or something. See you all next time, on TOTAL DRAMA: CROSSOVER OF THE STARS!

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Chris : Welcome to your dorms, everyone! This is where you'll be sleeping for the whole season, so you better get used to it!

Penny : Ooh, do we all get our own rooms?

Starlow : We better, because I'm NOT sleeping with some of these idiots... [she glared at Mister L, and some other people.]

Mr. L : EH? Who are you calling an idiot, Bitch Ball? I could play ping pong with you, do NOT mess with the green thunder.

Starlow : Um, hello?? I'm a LADY, please, and not to mention, a Star Sprite! Try to play ping pong with me, and you'll see how a ball in your FACE feels!

Berdly : [He slid in front of Starlow and held his halberd to protect her] HEY! Apologize at once, you do NOT treat a lady like that! I am quite sorry, m'lady, Mr. L is merely an average beta, I promise you, not all males are like that, I am one of the good ones, miss! I am an ALPHA GAMER, I promise to treat you like the wonderful lady you are!

Starlow : ...[She was pretty uncomfortable] U-um... yyyep. Good to know??

Chris : Are you guys done arguing? I'm all for drama, but NOT when I'm talking. ANYWAY. No, you don't get your own rooms!

Starlow : [She rolled her eyes] Ugh, what was I expecting? We're in the worst summer camp EVER, with a host that hates us!

Chris : Aww, hate? Come on, I don't hate you guys, I just love hurting you! [He laughed maliciously] You'll be separated by gender, the west cabin is where the boys will sleep in, and the east cabin is for the girls! Every cabin has 2 rooms, with around 8 beds per room.

Kris : [They raised their hand in objection]

Chris : Yes, Kris?

Frisk : Hey, your names sound the same! Chris, Kris, Chris, Kris! [They giggled in glee]

Kris : ...what about us

Chris : Oh, oops, I forgot! We'll probably find something! Maybe. Possibly.

Kris : ...

Berdly : WHAT!? But I HAVE to sleep with my lovely queen! 

Queen : Hahaha What

Berdly : PLEASE MY WONDERFUL HOST! DON'T MAKE ME SLEEP WITH [gulp] A-A BUNCH OF M-MEN!

Chris : Sounds like a whole lot of not my problem! [He laughed again] INTERNS!

[2 interns come and grab Berdly, and drag him to the boys's cabin]

Berdly : [Kicking and screaming] NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Chris : While our interns open the doors and drag this guy in, I have to show you something!

[Static]

Chris : Welcome to this crappy outhouse, that also doubles as the Total Drama CONFESSIONAL! In here, contestants can privately record their innermost thoughts, in straight one on one with you, the audience at home!

[Static]

Basil : Umm... hi..! ...So, it really hurt to not be on the same team as Sunny... but what makes it worse is that couple with the striped shirts... they're exactly like Sunny and me, but they're happy and actually a couple! [He sighed... then began to cry] w-waaaa!!

[Static]

Melody : alright, i kinda thought we'd be staying somewhere better, but whatever, i guess it could be worse... the girl i talked to earlier was cool, and we'll have beds. there better be outlets somewhere tho, or im gonna lose it

[Static]

Kris : ...i hate it here. frisk was obsessed with getting on the show ever since they saw the ad, and my mom forced me to accompany them and stuff. i have to protect them, but why not just not go at all? i don't even know if we'll get somewhere to sleep! [sigh] fuck, i wanna go home.

[Static]

Poniko : [She was sitting with her cheek resting on her hand, looking elsewhere] ...

Chris : [Banging on the door from outside] Get out already! Someone else wants to use it!

Poniko : [She rolled her eyes]

[Static]

Monika : Hello, there. So, the contestants think they're talking to "the audience at home" but me, little Monika, is different! I know who i'm talking to, it's you, isn't it? Yes, You! I'm glad you're interested in literature, enjoying this so far? I hope so. Let me clarify some things : You saw that text in bold in the previous chapter, right? Well, it was written by the one and only Monika! [I giggle cutely] I made it bold so it'd be easier to recognize for you, I want to stand out after all! You should probably think about what Dimentio said about me... hehe. Anyway, the million dollars doesn't mean anything to me, it's not even real. I asked to be written in here so we could spend more time together, so I hope you're reading this for my lines! [I wink, smiling right at the camera, making you blush] Too bad I have to share them with about 36 other characters... Hmm... I'll see what i can do!

[Static]

Queen : [Queen entered the girl's cabin and looked around for a bit] ...Lol What I Am Not Gonna Sleep Here

Penny : A-Aw, come on! It's kinda cheap, but... it's better than sleeping out there in the forest!

Queen : Nah I Didn't Say Anything About Sleeping Outside

Watch This Normie

[Queen pulled out a strange pill and put it on the ground in the corner]

Penny : ...[She tilted her head] huh?

Queen : Shhhhh Let Me Finish [She poured a tiny drop of water on the pill, and it suddenly grew into a miniature version of Queen's castle! Miniature, but still large enough to... break through the roof]

[Queen laughed] Ohohoho!

Penny : [She was taken aback and fell butt on the floor] W-WOA! What kind of invention is this?? That's AMAZING!

Queen : Patented Queen "Port-A-Room" Old Family Recipe

Penny : It's patented?? Does that mean they're for sale?! :D She had sparkles in her eyes at this marvelous invention]

Queen : Yea

Penny : Can I buy some??

Queen : Lmao No I Only Sell Them To Myself

Go Sleep On Your Crappy Camp Bed You Noob

Penny : O-Oh... ><"

Mimi : [Pissed] WHAT THE HELL? YOU BROKE OUR CABIN!

Queen : Yea

Mimi : ... COULDN'T YOU HAVE SPAWNED YOUR ROOM OUTSIDE?!

Queen : Oooohh Yea I Could Have Done That Instead Sorry Lol

Mimi : Oh my GOD! [She put her hands on her head, really frustrated]

Berdly : Oh my Queen, may I sleep with you in that luxurious room of yours, instead of a crappy trailer with a bunch of men? Please let me sleep with you!!

Queen : ...Uhhhhhhhh

Starlow : Shouldn't you be on the boys's cabin??

Berdly : ... Don't fret, my wonderful lady, as I said before, i'm one of the good ones, and-

Peach : Let us use our powers to get him out, Starlow.

Starlow : Got it, Princess! [She focused and channeled her power to Princess Peach]

Peach : [She used the combination of Starlow's and her own power to point at Berdly, lifting him up magically]

Berdly : H-HUH?? MY LADY, I-

Peach : [She flung her arm quickly to point at the door, flinging Berdly through it and throwing him far away from the cabin]

Berdly : WAAAAAHHHH!!! [He landed in the forest]

Queen : Woah Cool Peach You're A Princess Right

Peach : Indeed, i am Princess Peach, why?

Queen : Well You're Noble Enough So Maybe I'll Let You Sleep In My Room

Peach : Oh, my! That would be quite nice, thank y-

Queen : On The Floor

Peach : ...um, excuse me?

Queen : Its Probably Still More Comfortable Than The Camp Beds

Peach : ...no, thanks.

Daisy : Hey, I'm interested! I'm a princess too!

Queen : Lmao Who Are You?

Daisy : ...HEY! NO NEED TO BE A BITCH!

Queen : Says The One Who Wanted To Sleep On The Floor Lmao

Dimentio : [Watching the whole thing unfold, laughes] The girl's cabin is seemingly a real circus, I'm glad our cabin is much quieter, right, boys?

Mr. L : You said it, Master Dimentio!

Ness : [Sitting in a bed with Lucas] Yeah... it's nice. We're less, to be honest. But um, there's... [looks at Gargantuar]

Gargantuar : [Sits down on a bed, it breaks in half] ...GRAARGHHHH!

Lucas : [He held Ness tighter] ><

Ness : ...yeah. I wouldn't call THAT calm...

Jevil : AW, HOW BORING! I WANT CHAOS, CHAOS! HOW DO I START AN ARGUMENT?

Spamton : HOLY [[CUNGADERO]], THESE CABINS ARE [[5 Star Hotels near you!]]!

Bobby : ... meh, i've seen better rooms in cheap cruise ships

Spamton : [Raging] OH JUST FLAUNT YOUR [[INFINITE KROMER]] THEN! OOH LA LA IM IN CRUISE SHIPS, I LIVE IN A [[€¥#&%]] GARBAGE CAN, [[$&#√]] YOU, [[$&#√]] YOU, [[$&#√]] YOU-

Wario : SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Spamton : ...[[$&#√]] YOU

Wario : [He was raging too] You wanna fuck around with Wario? YOU'RE GONNA FIND WHAT WARIO IS ALL ABOUT! [He charged into Spamton]

Spamton : [[Bones cracking.mp3]]

Wario : That's what you GET when you fuck with WA-

Spamton : [[PIPIS ATTACK]]

Wario : Eh? [A thousand Pipis rain down from nowhere and surround Wario] WOAH!! GO AWAY! WAAAAA!!!

Jevil : [Laughing maniacally] HEEHEEHEEHEE!! YES, YES!

Lucas : [He's laughing too, seeing Wario struggle on the floor covered by Pipis] That's what you get~

Madeline : [So far, every girl has gone to one half of the cabin, she takes the other door to the empty room, takes off her backpack, and quietly puts her luggage in her living space] ... [Looks around the cabin a bit]

??? : THAT's where you wanna spend the next few weeks?

Madeline : [Shocked and stunned for a moment] ...P-Part of Me??

Badeline : Aww, come on, we're still not on first-name basis? Just call me Badeline, it's nicer.

Madeline : W... What are you doing here? Weren't you created by the mountain, o-or something like that?

Badeline : Created? ...Hey, that's rude, I always exist, you know...

Madeline : ... I'm sorry...

Badeline : Anyway, who cares why or how I'm here, I'm here and that's what matters! Are you really going to sleep HERE? The ceiling is all busted up, it's in the middle of nowhere, and it looks like it's gonna collapse at any moment!

Madeline : D-Don't try to stop me again! I can do this, no matter how awful the living conditions are!

Badeline : Well, if I'm here, that means you don't really know if you can do it.

Madeline : I climbed Celeste Mountain! I-

Badeline : Yet you're looking for more achievements. You're really a special case, huh?

Madeline : ...

[Pouty face] Badeline, just let me do this.

Badeline : Ugh, it's your funeral. Just... [Concerned] ...quit if it gets too much, okay?

Madeline : [Pensive, looking away] ...

[She hears more girls coming on this side of the cabin]

Madeline : O-Oh, Badeline! Hide, NOW!

Badeline : ...what? You wanna get rid of me again...?

Madeline : No, that's not what I meant, I'm sorry! It's just... if people see I brought someone to double team with without being authorized, I'll definitely be disqualified...

Badeline : Oh... [Sigh] Fine. Don't do anything stupid. [She quickly fused back into Madeline]

Madeline : [Phew...]

Melody : oh, hey maddy. ...can i call you maddy?

Madeline : Oh, Melody! You chose this room! Sure, if you want...

Melody : [She giggled a bit] of course i chose this room, it's a brawl back there. someone broke the roof, then they keep having to throw away some weirdo, and the green little girl is trying to fight princess peach

Madeline : [Shocked] Jeez!! I guess I was right trying to get away from the larger crowd...

Melody : oh, not a crowd person, huh?

Madeline : No, not really... I like being alone, or with a small group. It's just quieter, you know? I don't like when there's too much noise. I get overwhelmed.

Melody : yea, i relate to that. most people assume id be a big party girl, cuz i like music and dancing and stuff, but really id rather listen to music in the car with a friend

Madeline : That sounds nice!... maybe I could be that friend? I mean, if you want...

Melody : [She laughed again] yeah, of course! we just met, but you're chill, i'm sure we'd have a good time

Madeline : Oh, yeah! We just met... I-I'm sorry, im taking this way too fast...

Melody : eh, don't worry about it. you're cool, i swear, i don't mind. [She gave a thumbs up and a friendly wink]

Madeline : Ah... [She gave a warm smile in return]

[Adeleine and Ribbon entered the room. Adeleine collapsed on one of the beds]

Melody : heya, you okay?

Adeleine : Yeah... but I had thought we were going to a luxurious villa, I am sad. I just want to do a nap...

Melody : oh, makes sense. but we have to go visit the cafeteria, then do the challenge right? you can't really sleep through that

Adeleine : [Groan] I imagine... I wanted to paint the nature, but this island is very not pretty.

Melody : pft, yea, sure looked way better in the pictures. what you gonna do then?

Adeleine : Nothing, there is not really things I can do but paint what i see even if its ugly. or paint other things. I don't really know any reason to come here instead

Melody : well... the million dollars, right?

Adeleine : How much in euro?

Melody : ... iunno. probably still alot

Adeleine : If I win, I will buy really good art things. But I surely not will win

Melody : i guess no one knows, good luck tho

Madeline : Where's everyone else? Shouldn't the room have been filled by now?

Adeleine : All the world is looking at the fight in the other side...

Madeline : ...All the world...?

Ribbon : She meant "Everyone", sorry! She's translating directly from french, so...

Madeline : I see... sorry, i didn't wanna be mean or anything!

Adeleine : It's not grave, don't worry. I should learn english more...

Melody : hey, it's good enough, we understand what you wanna say

[An alarm is heard, and Chris's voice comes out of a siren near the cabins]

Chris : [Siren on] Alright campers, the time to see your cabins and unpack is done! Meet me at the cafeteria really soon, you'll receive your first meal of the show! [Siren off]

Melody : nice, i'm hungry, let's go

Madeline : Yeah, me too. I'm following you!

Melody : [They started to walk out] c'mon adeleine, i ain't gonna let ya go without eating today

Adeleine : [Groan] Eh... okay...

[A little while later, in the cafeteria/main lodge]

Nastasia : Hi, everyone. Welcome to the cafeteria. Meals for the show will be provided by our camp chef, Chef. He's the person I'm sitting on the shoulder of. Please comply and don't try to resist Chef.

Chef : You heard the lady, DON'T TRY ME. You come to me, I serve you food, you SIT DOWN AND EAT IT. Without asking dumb questions or bitching. UNDERSTOOD?

[The contestants nodded quietly, concerned]

Chef : That's what I like to see. Now get your food, ONE BY ONE.

Starlow : Jeez, someone's a bit worked up...

Chef : WHAT'D YOU SAY? Come here, ping pong ball, I didn't HEAR YOU. [He crushed an egg in his fist]

Starlow : [She got deeply uncomfortable, really not wanting to be that egg] U-um... n-nothing, I-I'm sorry sir.

Chef : I bet your ass is sorry. [He fills Starlow's plate with gruel]

Starlow : [She held it up on her head and went at a table] P-phew...

[Some people get their food]

Basil : [Arrives at Chef and gets his food] H..Hey... c-can I be seated next to Sunny?

Chef : Sit your ass down WHEREVER, I don't fucking care! 

Basil : O-oh, thank you, Chef-

Chef : AND DO IT QUICKLY!

Basil : Y-YES, IM SORRY CHEF! [He grabs his plate and runs to sit next to Sunny, at the very back of the room]

Sunny : ...hey

Basil : H-Hey Sunny! You don't mind if I sit with you, right...?

Sunny : no, you can sit with me, it's fine.

Basil : Y-you're probably just saying it to be nice, I'm sorry, I'll go- [He started to get up and sit somewhere else]

Sunny : [He grabbed Basil's shirt to prevent him from going anywhere] you stay.

Basil : Ohh... I-If you want, Sunny!! [He sits down against, and gets closer so they're touching]

Sunny : [He turns his head to Basil and gives a very slight smile, one only Basil could notice, then turned back to his food]

Basil : [Blushhh] M-Mmh! [He couldn't stop himself from having a huge grin, flustered at how Sunny smiled at him]

Kris : [Scarfing down their gruel messily, really fucking liking it] aarrgggrarg

Lucas : [Staring at Kris] E...Ew... How...? I can't even swallow this stuff...

Kris : [Glares at Lucas while eating, their red eyes shine unsettlingly through their hair]

Lucas : I-I mean it's impressive!! Haha... [Uncomfortable] How about you, Ness-

Ness : [Eating quickly and messily too, though not scarfing it down like Kris] Nom nom nom- You said something, luv?

Lucas : ...No. Forget it. [He tries to eat a spoon of the gruel, but spits it out] Bleh!! ><

Frisk : [Staring at their plate, untouched, they're grossed out] Kris...

Kris : [Gets more gruel and eats it just as fast and messily]

Frisk : ...Kris...

Kris : [Nom nom nom nom]

Frisk : ... Kriiiiis...

Kris : [They put down their plate for a second and sigh] ...yes?

Frisk : I can't eat that... it's too gross...

Kris : oh. um, you can give it to me. you're lucky today, i've brought something for you [They take out a chocolate bar out of their pocket and give it to Frisk]

Frisk : :000 WOAH! You're the best big sibling ever Kris!! [They took the chocolate bar and hugged Kris tightly] >w<

Kris : [They smile and petted Frisk a bit] heh, enjoy yourself, lil sib

Frisk : You too!!

[They started to both eat really messily]

Lucas : [Surrounded by people eating messily] ...sigh.

Peppino : This-a is-an affront-eh to cooking! This comes from hell itself-a! How do you mess up a dish this-a bad? I am not-a being associated with-a this!

Chef : [He banged on Peppino's table] OH, YOU THINK?

Peppino : AAAAAAAAAAAAAA [He ran away at lightspeed screaming to the top of his lungs]

Chef : YEAH THAT'S IT, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! [He threw the plate of gruel right on Peppino's head from really far away]

Nastasia : Impressive shot, Chef.

Chef : Why thank you.

Nastasia : Please do try to not harm the contestants, however. It will only bring us trouble.

Chef : [Groans]

[Adeleine and Ribbon looked at eachother worried]

Melody : you should be careful, he could swat you like a fly

Ribbon : u-um... [Starts forcing herself to eat chef's gruel]

Adeleine : The plate is bigger than you, are you sure you want to do this thing?

Ribbon : I-I'm scared!!

Melody : ...girls, let's help ribbon, please

[Adeleine, Melody and Madeline take a spoon out of Ribbon's gruel and add it to their own pile]

Ribbon : Thanks...!

Melody : don't worry about it, wouldn't want chef to be pissed at ya

Ribbon : [Finishes the little left on her plate] Phew! 

Madeline : How nice of you, Melody!

Melody : thanks, maddy, good luck on finishing your plate too

Madeline : H-haha... yeah... [gulp]

Chef : Eat your plate!

Bobby : ...um

Chef : I SAID EAT YOUR PLATE! [Clenches his fist]

Bobby : ...[He just... smashed his face into the gruel]

Chef : ...[Inhales]

[Suddenly the door is flung open]

Chris : Heeeello everyone! Had a nice meal?

Daisy : Well, honestly, not really, it was pretty disgusti- [A machete flies just shy of Daisy's head]

Chef : [Groans menacingly]

Daisy : YUP NEVERMIND I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING!

Nastasia : CHEF! IF YOU CONTINUE WITH THIS, YOU'LL FACE SERIOUS REPERCUSSIONS!

Chef : WANT SOME TOO?

Nastasia : ...[She hung her head low, really worried]

Chris : [He giggled] Sounds like all of you LOVED it! I hope you're almost done, because your first challenge is starting really soon! Meet me at the base of the biggest cliff in the island in 1 hour! [He turned back and walked out.]

[Static]

Peach : [Looking sick and unwell] Making us eat this pathetic excuse for a meal is unacceptable... I may have higher standards than most people here, but I can see most other people did not like it either. Anyway, I suppose the first challenge will make me forget this retched taste for a moment. I wonder what it will be?

[Static]

Bobby : ...good thing i don't have a mouth. princess peach looked like she was about to puke... i would really like to taste something one day though...

[Static]

[An hour later, it's evening. They're all at the base of the 1000ft cliff, except Chris is at the top and using a megaphone]

Chris : Welcome campers, to the first challenge of Total Drama: Crossover of the Stars! This, is the iconic 1000ft high cliff of Camp Wawanakwa. Usually, the challenge would be to see who's brave enough to jump off of it, but this time we decided to add a little twist! As you probably guessed, this time you guys have to CLIMB the cliff, and meet me at the top! The last 2 teams to have all their members at the top of the cliff will be UP FOR ELIMINATION!

Peppino : W-WAIT! What if we fall down?? That's-a really dangerous!

Chris : Well, then you'll fall through the temporary platform and fall into the water below! That's safer, right? 

Berdly : Um, actually-

Chris : THE CHALLENGE STARTS NOW! 3, 2, 1... GO!

...Mari reaches the top! Team 4 has their first member on the cliff!

Spamton : WHAT?!!!! THAT IS [[LIFE IS SO UNFAIR!]]

Chris : I am NOT dealing with any backlash or lawsuits about how "It's impossible for Move on to win", so instead, I'm giving them an unfair advantage! [Malicious giggle]

Spamton : AAAAAAA

Adeleine : [Gets out her paint tools, starts to draw something on the cliff]

Berdly : My fair maiden, what is it that you're wonderfully doing?

Adeleine : ...? What?

Berdly : You're preparing something wonderful for the team, I know it! You're an incredibly talented maiden, and...

Adeleine : [This fancy english is all just gibberish to Adeleine] ...

Queen : What Are You Doing Painter Girl

Adeleine : Oh, um, I am drawing an... ascensor...

Queen : ...What

Adeleine : Y-you know, an ascensor! [She mimics the movement of an elevator going up]

Queen : I Literally Don't Know What You Mean Whatever

See You At The Top Noob [Her throne starts to float up the the top]

Adeleine : ... Goodbye!

Berdly : MY QUEEN! DO NOT FORGET ME! [He flies up as best as he can with his arms to catch up to Queen's chair]

Melody : how does he expect me to climb that high

Madeline : Well... I can help. I think.

Melody : oh, you climbed mountains before, right? heh, this should be easy for you

Madeline : Um, yeah. If you say so... But I want to help you get to the top too!

Melody : that's nice, maddy, but how are you gonna do that?

Madeline : I have experience! Come on, let me show you...

Melody : alright, impress me, miss mountain climber! [She giggled]

Madeline : [She giggled as well] I'm not THAT good to have it as a nickname...

Melody : pfft, they all say that. well, not that ive met alot of mountain climbers, but y'know what i mean

Madeline : Are you okay with getting picked up?

Melody : wh- uh, yea sure

Madeline : [She picked up Melody over her head] Huff!

Melody : w-woa!! maddy!! you can lift me up??

Madeline : Let's just say i already had to do this before ^^" Get ready to climb a mountain faster than you've ever seen!

Melody : i'm gonna be helped up a mountain by ms. mountain climber herself! let's GO!

Madeline : [She ran up to the cliff and threw Melody straight up in the air]

Melody : A-AH!

Madeline : [She wall jumped off the cliff, and dashed upwards just under Melody to hit her and send her flying straight up]

Melody : OWCH! [She flew up with force, and grabbed onto the end of the cliff when she fell back down] nnnghh!! [She tried to pull herself up but struggled]

Madeline : [She got at the top, using a bunch of neutral wall jumps. Then she held her hand to Melody] Grab my hand...!

Melody : [She grabbed Madeline's hand, and got pulled up onto the cliff. She was puffing] w...woa...

Madeline : Are... are you okay? [Really worried]

Melody : j-jeez, maddy...

Madeline : [She squeezed her eyes shut, and held her head low, kinda panicking] I'm sorry! I-I'm so sorry! I didn't think it would hit this hard, I- I... [She started tearing up]

Melody : [concerned] ...[she put her hand on Madeline's shoulder] hey, hey, calm down, it's fine, we got to the top! i didn't break anything, it's okay

Madeline : [She calmed down, breathing slowly] What a stupid idea that was... I'm sorry.

Melody : hey, it worked, so it can't be THAT stupid. it's fine i swear!

Madeline : I-If you say so...

Chris : Queen, Madeline and Melody made it up! Team 2 and Team 4 both have 2/8 of their members on the top.

[Berdly ascends to the top finally and passes out at Queen's feet]

Berdly : eeueugh.. my queeeen...

Queen : You Flew Up With Your Arms To Follow Me

Hahahahaha That's

Disturbing

Chris : Team 4 has 3/8!

Lucas : Okay... so, HOW are we gonna get up there?

Ness : ...What if... we used PSI teleport 

Lucas : ... But you're the only one who knows PSI Teleport...

Ness : If we stay in contact it should teleport us both, and I'm pretty sure you don't have anything against holding my hand

Lucas : I guess I don't~

Wario : Teleport, eh? You better teleport us too, cuz i'm NOT climbing this shit

Ness : [He glared at Wario annoyed] Ugh, sure, but I only know Teleport α, so we have to run for it to work, it makes us run straight faster and faster until we go fast enough to teleport

Wario : Running? WAHAHA! Hell no, I'll leave you 2 gays to it [He walked out to a pair of beach chairs and joined Waluigi in laying on them]

Lucas : HEY! You still have to do the challenge, you know, EVERYONE has to go at the top!

Wario : Yeah, yeah, whatever, shut up, kid, we'll do something later

Waluigi : GET OUT OF OUR FACES, SISSIES!

Lucas : [He groaned and clenched his fist again]

Ness : Ugh, let's just do our thing. Teleport works on 4 people at once so maybe we can get some others too

Basil : [Watering and taking care of Sunflower] Feel better?

Sunflower : M-hm! The heat was killing me! Thank you again...

Basil : H-Hey, no big deal, I love taking care of flowers... but... I've never seen one that could see and talk before...

Sunflower : I can sing, too. Just wish I could move!

Basil : It must be a nightmare to always be rooted in one place... maybe I should take extra-care of my flowers, to cheer them up!

Sunflower : [Giggles] That wouldn't hurt!

Ness : Hey, you!

Basil : ...Hey! What's up...?

Ness : We're looking for 2 other people to teleport with us, wanna come?

Basil : Teleport? Well, that would be nice... but, how?

Ness : Don't worry about it, it works. We'll take Sunflower too

Sunflower : I don't really have much options anyway, do I?

Spamton : [[STAHP RIGHT THERE!]] HOW ABOUT ME!? AND [[Mamma Mia!]] MAN??

Ness : Umm.... I-I'm sure you'll find something!

Spamton : [[GOD DAMNIT]]

Ness : Alright, ready to run?

[Ness is in front, Lucas behind him holding his hand, and Basil is at the back holding Lucas' hand. Basil is also holding Sunflower]

Lucas : Let's do this!

Basil : Um... this isn't dangerous, right?

Ness : Yeah, we just need to be careful not to run into anything, or it's gonna hurt

Basil : L-let's just hope for the best.

Sunflower : Please don't drop me...^^"

Ness : Let's go! 3, 2, 1, PSI TELEPORT! RUNNN!!!

[The party started to run at top speed in a straight line, accelerated more and more by PSI Teleport]

Basil : [Screaming] T-THIS IS TOO FAST!! I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS! I-I CAN'T STOP RUNNING!! HELP!

Ness : TELEPORT DOESN'T STOP UNTIL 88MPH OR WE RUN INTO SOMETHING, SORRY!!

Lucas : UM, SPEAKING ABOUT THAT... NESS! TREE!!!

Ness : OH, FUCK-

[The party screamed until they ran into the tree, throwing them back on the floor and covering them in black soot, from the failed PSI]

Basil : OWWW >< I-IT HURTS!

Ness : owwch... [He shook his head to get rid of the soot] w-well, that was an attempt...

Basil : IM NOT TRYING THIS AGAIN!

Ness : Come on, Basil, imagine how it was for me, I was in front and took the tree right in my face!

Lucas : A-ARE YOU OKAY, NESS? [He grabbed Ness's face and wiped the blood off it] D-Do you need Lifeup??

Ness : I'll be fine, keep your psi points. C'mon, let's go back and try again.

Daisy : So, we could use the power you and Starlow have, to [She mimicked the gesture of being launched up] WOOP, throw us at the top, right?

Peach : Well... we could do that, yes... but this magic isn't precise, it's purpose is to get someone away really quickly, so it doesn't have much control, only the ability to launch them with a large force in a vague direction. Considering that, I feel it would be a bad idea, that would result in quite a few injuries...

Daisy : Aww, man... how are we gonna get up? Not really betting on Starlow carrying us all the way up there...

[A loud noise is heard over the princesses]

Daisy : H-huh? [She looks up]

Penny : [She was floating up in the air thanks to her trusty jetpack] Hiiii!! :D

Daisy : PENNY? You have a JETPACK??

Penny : Hehe, you bet! Say hello to the JET TANK TWO <3 Instead of one jet, it has two on your back, for MORE PROPULSION!

Peach : Isn't this a bit familiar...? Though... that's about exactly what we need! Could we use it, Penny?

Penny : We could! But... I only have one... and it's... kinda hard to control... ^^"

Peach : I'm sure we'll be able to use it just this once, to go straight up. And... would it be able to withstand high falls?

Penny : Of course! It's designed to survive catastrophic falls if you lose control midair ^^

Peach : Great, then we could go up one by one, then drop it for the ones below to catch it!

Penny : ...sure!

Peach : Penny, you go up first, since you can control it perfectly!

[Penny took off with the Jet Tank Two, going straight up with an impressive speed]

Penny : Woohoo!! :D

Daisy : Pfft, looks easy!

Peach : She's the inventor, Daisy, she's only making it LOOK easy...

Daisy : Speak for yourself, I can control this thing easy. [Suddenly the jet tank fell on her head, making her drop to the floor] A-AHH FUCK! WHAT THE HELL?

Penny : [She was at the top and dropped the Jet off] O-Oopsie Daisy! ^^"

Madeline : [Pouty] ...really?

Daisy : [She got up and rubbed her head] Mmnnh... be fucking careful...

Peach : Are you feeling anything bad, Daisy? Is there any blood?

Daisy : Yeah, a bit, but, whatever. A bump on the head ain't gonna stop me! 

Peach : [She covered her mouth with her hands, shocked] O-OH DEAR! B...Blood is dripping off your head! THAT'S NOT A BIT!

Daisy : I play Strikers like, every day Peachy, stop treating me like a little bitch! I've been hit in the FACE by a METAL STRIKERS BALL harder than this and continued playing.

Peach : ...P-Please take care of yourself, Daisy...

Daisy : I ain't dead yet, that's what counts! Now... LET'S RIDE THIS THING! [She strapped the Jet to her back and shoulders]

Peach : I wish you luck on your climb, Daisy!

Daisy : TO INFINITY AND BEYOND! [She activated the Jet and shot up into the sky!] YEAAAHHH!! [She got a bit unstable and started doing loop-de-loops and spinning] WOOHOO!! THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!

Peach : [sigh] ...she's just playing around instead of climbing the cliff... looks like she's having the time of her life, though!

Ness : Okay, everyone's ready to try again?

Lucas : I am, Ness! Let's do it!

Basil : U-um... I'm...

Lucas : C'mon! We'll make it, I'm sure...!

Basil : [sigh] S-Sure, let's try again... 

Sunflower : I don't even have to do any of the running~

Ness : Awesome! 3, 2, 1... PK TELEPORT! RUN, RUN, RUN!! [They started to run faster and faster again]

Basil : [Keeps wincing] P-PLEASE TRY TO AVOID THE TREES!!

Ness : NAH, I WANNA RUN STRAIGHT INTO THEM!

Basil : WHAT??!!

[They pass right next to a tree, just barely missing it]

Basil : [Screams] AAAAHHH!!!

Ness : PHEW! WE'RE ALMOST AT THE SPEED WE NEED, HANG IN THERE! 3... 2...-

Basil : [He tripped on a big pebble, and lost grip of Sunflower, sending her flying far away] ARGHH!!

[The others were stopped in their tracks and fell straight onto the floor, they're all covered in soot from the failed PSI again.]

Lucas : OW! [Shakes his head] Y-you okay, Ness?

Ness : Y-Yeah, didn't hit anything...

Lucas : You okay, Basil?

Basil : I-I TRIPPED! I'M SO SORRY! WE WERE ALMOST DONE ><!

Lucas : [Sigh] It's alright. Not your fault. You okay, Sunflow... w-where's Sunflower?

Basil : U...um...

Adeleine : [She just finished painting an elevator on the cliff] Yess!!

Rosalina : You draw quite well, Adeleine. But, I am not exactly sure how this is supposed to help anyone...

Adeleine : Wait a little! And... now!

[The elevator door she drew opens to an elevator room in the mountain]

Adeleine : I drew an ascensor! To get up!

Rosalina : Impressive. May we use this elevator?

Adeleine : Uhhh... sorry... is still paint. Very fragile. There is one person who can enter...

Rosalina : Ah... that is understandable. We will wait for it to descend.

Adeleine : It disappears fastly... surely will not arrive up and then come down...

Rosalina : I see. How unfortunate...

Adeleine : What does that mean? ...In fact, I don't have the time. Sorry! [She ran into the elevator and closed it, the drawing started to move up the surface of the cliff]

Rosalina : Even with so much limitations, this power is still very interesting... And incredibly impressive.

Ribbon : I know, right? Adeleine's paintbrush is a wonder to see!! But, I've seen you earlier, you had great powers too!

Rosalina : Indeed, I inherit my abilities from the power of the universe, that I have been given so long ago now. But... I do not possess an ability quite like this. Giving life to simple drawings... that is simply baffling.

Ribbon : Heh, yeah, it's Addie's paintbrush, it's an artifact from her home planet! It's like, a child of THE magical paintbrush, and it belongs to HER! I think that's really cool...

Rosalina : [She softly giggled] That is pretty sweet. I rarely am jealous of anything, that is not what I should be like. But... it's hard to not want a taste of power like this.

Ribbon : Aww... you're a space goddess with the powers of the universe, I'm sure Addie is more jealous of you than you are of her!

Rosalina : I suppose so...

Ribbon : Speaking of, couldn't you use them to bring us to the top easily?

Rosalina : I'm afraid this will not happen. 

Ribbon : W-what? Why not? You can't?

Rosalina : I made a promise, you see? To one of my closest friends, Daisy. She is a very talented and dedicated athlete, and she values fair-play greatly. You must show your skill, she says. Using powers such as mine in this competition would be quite unfair, and she would forever label me as a cheater, which she would not be so wrong about... I would very much rather not use my powers, I apologize.

Ribbon : ...I guess... I understand, ma'am...

Rosalina : ...I trust we both know where this is going... If it's of any consolation, i am not as heavy as I look.

Dimentio : Very well, team. This challenge should be easy enough. Your dear Dimentio will prove he can be quite helpful, you will see! [He held up his hand, and was about to snap his finger]

[Suddenly, he decided against it.]

Dimentio : Actually, I want to see some of your skills. Monika, will you demonstrate your skills to us?

Monika : Oh! Hehe, if you ask so nicely~ [I ran towards the cliff and climbed it, with a grace, swiftness and skill never seen before. The team is impressed, and shouts about how amazing I am at this. But, I can do much more than climb mountains, you know~?] 

Chris : Team 3 finally gets their first member on top of the cliff!

Monika : Hehe, too easy! 

Dimentio : ...How impressive, Monika. Everyone else, let me show you how useful-

Mr. L : D-Don't bother helping me, Master Dimentio! I'll do it myself, so you don't have to! [Mister L crouched for a second to gain energy, then jumped up with all his force high up in the sky!] WAHOO!! ... WAAAAHH!! [He grabs onto the cliff as he falls down, very close to missing it] Phew...

Dimentio : Great, Mister L. Now, will you please allow me to-

Mimi : [She screams to interrupt him] I DON'T NEED YOUR STUPID HELP!

Dimentio : [He groaned a little] Understood.

Mimi : ...

Dimentio : ...Are you not going to show me how you can get up without my help?

Mimi : I... I have things to do right now! [She crossed her arms and walked away]

Dimentio : Sigh... well, let us simply get to teleporting, already. [He held up his hand to snap and teleport them, but he noticed something.] ...Where has Jevil gone?

Jevil : [Floating around, far away from the team] LA LA LA, TODAY IS A GOOD DAY FOR CHAOS, CHAOS! AND I KNOW JUST THE WAY TO ADD A LITTLE CHAOS TO IT... UEE HEE HEE!! [He snuck behind Peppino, waiting for the perfect moment]

Peppino : Mamma mia, what are we going-a to do?? We cannot-a win this! No one-eh has climbed the cliff in our team yet-a!! WE ARE GOING-A TO LOSE!!

Spamton : WILL YOU [[VOLUME:0]] BEFORE I [[Banning is too strict imo just kick]] YOU IN THE [[METABALLS!]]

Peppino : Oh I wish I was eating-a mamma mia's meat-a-balls right-a now! HOW WILL I SURVIVE IF THE FOOD IS-A INEDIBLE-EH? I JUST WAN-

Jevil : [He pops up behind Peppino and screams] BOO!!

Peppino : AAAAAAAAAA!!!! [His immediate reaction is to run away at full speed] WHAT WAS-A THAT?? A MONSTER!! MAMMA MIA!! [He ran straight into Ashley, and fell down] OWIEE!!

Ashley : [She falls over too] ...[She clenches her fist, and her hair turns white from anger]

Peppino : OH MY GOD-A! I AM SO SORRY SIGNORINA! I DID IT AGAIN-EH! I KEEP-A RUNNING-EH INTO Y- [A magic bolt just narrowly misses his head] WAAAHHH!!!

Ashley : [She had enough of Peppino, she grabbed her magic wand and began wildly shooting bolts at him, furious]

Peppino : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! [He screamed as loud as he could and ran away from Ashley at lightspeed]

Ashley : [She ran after him and kept shooting bolts at him, her eyes glowing with fury under the shadow of her hair]

Daisy : [Still doing tricks and having fun with Penny's jet] YEAHH!! WOOHOO!! Y.. eah.. woah... I'm pretty dizzy... A-AH! [She flew straight onto the cliff, and crashed on the top]

Penny : O-OH MY GOSH! [She ran towards Daisy] Are you okay?? D:>

Daisy : [She got up, and dusted herself off] Of course I'm okay! God, you girls think I'm such a fucking snowflake...

Penny : S-sorry... I'm glad you're okay... [She grabs the Jet] Looks like it's still intact! [She giggled in glee] I did such a good job!

Daisy : You really did, Penny! It was fun as hell!

Penny : Thanksss ^^!! Let's drop it off again!

Peppino : WAAAAAAAAA!!!! [He ran towards the cliff, and when he collided with it... he just kinda, started running vertically on it?]

Ashley : [She continued shooting bolts at him, without noticing the Jet that was dropped off, that fell straight onto her head. The force of the impact threw her straight onto the floor, and all of her fury dissipated] ...ow...

Peach : O-Oh no! Not again! Are you okay, Ashley?? [She ran towards her]

Ashley : [She sighed, and got up] i'm fine. don't approach me.

Peach : [She stopped in her tracks] Oh, yes, I... I apologize. I suppose it's your turn to use the Jet. I leave the honors to you...

Ashley : okay. [She strapped on the Jet, and flew straight up without any theatrics]

Peach : [She playfully waved Ashley goodbye with a tissue] ^^ [She turned around, and saw Starlow] ...Oh! Starlow, you can easily fly, why aren't you at the top?

Starlow : I'm not going to the top without carrying you up, Princess! Carrying up people is REALLY annoying, but, like, i'll 100% go through the effort for Princess Peach!

Peach : That is really nice of you, Starlow, but you don't need to worry about that! I found a way to get up that will not need you to carry anyone. Fly, Starlow! 

Starlow : O-oh... um... you sure?

Peach : Yes, i'm sure. You will not need to tire yourself, I promise. Go earn your deserved view at the top!

Starlow : ...Well... If you say so, Princess. Cya!! [She flew up straight to the top] ...Oh? [She notices some people]

Ribbon : n-nngh... ><

Rosalina : W-We are going up, slowly, but surely. I know you can do this, Ribbon. It's quite impressive someone of your... "modest" size can lift someone as tall as me...

Ribbon : C-Come on... l don't need the size comment...

Rosalina : Oh, I... I apologize dearly.

Starlow : Hey, you need help?

Ribbon : O-Oh! You're... you're the girl that defended me earlier! Thank you!

Starlow : [She smiled widely] I'm kinda a fairy too, had to defend ya! That Chris guy thinks he's soooo cool... [She rolled her eyes, annoyed]

Ribbon : [Sigh] Tell me about it...

Starlow : But whatever, you need help?

Ribbon : Umm... w-wouldn't that be helping another team?

Starlow : C'mon, you look like you're in pain, I can't just stand there and look at you suffer! I have to help...

Ribbon : S-Sure, you'd be really nice for it! ^^"

Starlow : Coolness! [She went under Rosalina and lifted her up, making her lay on the 2 fairies] Let's go!

[The fairies lifted Rosalina up, with much less difficulty than before]

Rosalina : [They arrived at the top, and put her on the ground] Thank you very much, Starlow, I'm not sure we could have done it without your help.

Starlow : Yeah, whatever, I only wanted to help Ribbon, you're just lucky that involved you.

Rosalina : ...

Rosalina : What an insolent little star sprite. I'm not exactly offended, but it is pretty disturbing to see what should be an icon of kindness and peace act like this. [She looked up, with a sad expression] Oh, this makes me yearn for my little Lumas, at home... I do hope they are holding up well without me to look over them...

Ribbon : Thank you thank you thank you ><!!

Starlow : Don't worry about it, bestie!

Ribbon : I- I'm your bestie??

Starlow : Heh, who else could it be? I have to respect the princess, because she's THE PRINCESS, we work well together, but really we're friends for mostly business, to keep the Star Haven and the Mushroom Kingdom allied! Then there's the Princess's friends, but you know, they're friends of friends. Mario is cool, but I'm nothing except a tutorial to him! And don't even get me started on LUIGI! [She laughed thinking about Luigi] Oh, that guy is a SPECIMEN.

Ribbon : [Laughing along with her] Yeah, I can imagine! Doesn't sound like you're surrounded by people you can actually be friends with, huh?

Starlow : Yeah, guess that's what being a star sprite representative is. Most of your life is just being fancy in important meetings with people you only know for business reasons. I wish I couldve been just... a girl, y'know?

Ribbon : ...I see... i'm sorry you have so much responsibilities, that must suck...

Starlow : Well, it's fine... but that's why I jumped to besties, i I just want a normal friend I can hang out with without putting on my best most clean self, i guess.

Ribbon : Hey, i'm down! It's also great to have, um, someone my own size to speak to in this game, you know?

Starlow : Yeah, I DEFINITELY hear you on that.

Ness : [He gently put down Sunflower on the floor] Sorry, Sunflower, but, uh, i think you saw this isn't really safe for you...

Lucas : And it took an eternity to find you again!

Ness : ...and it took an eternity to find you again.

Sunflower : A-Aww, come on! How ELSE am I gonna get up? I don't exactly have any way to!

Basil : I-I'm so sorry...

Sunflower : B-But...! ...[She sighed, and held her head low] ...okay...

Lucas : Umm... who do we bring with us, then?

Ness : Err... I guess we're just gonna do it in a group of 3... [He turned his head to Spamton, the last remaining member of the team]

Basil : W-Wait! Could we... could we bring Sunny along...?

Ness : Sunny is on another team, wouldn't that kinda disadvantage us?

Basil : I-I know... but... please...! I have to help out Sunny! I couldn't bear him having a chance to be eliminated tonight!

Ness : Uhm...

Basil : [He joined his hand together to beg] P-Pleaaase!! I-I... [He started to tear up]

Ness : O-Okay, jeez, please don't cry!! We can bring Sunny!

Basil : O-OH! Thank you thank you thank you!! [He ran to fetch Sunny]

Spamton : WAIT [[One sixtieth of a minute]]!! WHY ARE YOU HELPING [[Super Mario Sunshine!]] AND NOT [[NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997]]???

Lucas : Sorry...! Basil really wanted this, and-

Ness : Honestly, you look kinda scary... ^^"

Spamton : [He got pissed again] WHAT?!! SCARY?? YOU [[STUPID KID]]!! I'LL SHOW YOU SCARY!! [He extended his nose in an attempt to stab Ness with it]

Ness : W-WHOA! [Spamton's nose luckily went between his legs due to the former's size, so Ness just stepped away]

Spamton : [[AAAAAAA]] [He couldn't stop the expansion of his nose and it went all the way to get stuck in the cliff] ... [He used his nose as a spring and bounced up the cliff, like one of those birds in Super Mario Odyssey]

Basil : [He ran back to the team, Sunny following him] Hey guys! I brought Sunny-

[Ness and Lucas were looking up at the cliff, mouth hanging from the acrobaties Spamton just performed]

Basil : ...[He looked up too, seeing nothing] D-Did I miss something...?

Ashley : [She dropped the Jet Tank Two over the cliff] mind your head.

Peach : Oh! [She triple jumped and caught the Jet Tank Two in mid-air while spinning] Whew! Didn't land on my head!

Mimi : [She walked over to Peach, and saw her doing that. She giggles] What was the point of a TRIPLE JUMP? Showoff!

Peach : [She got annoyed, and turned to Mimi with a smug grin] Awww, is the little girl jealous~?

Mimi : [She got embarassed] Ugh- >< ME? Jealous of YOU? Knock your dumb ego down! I can do much better stuff than THAT.

Peach : [She took on a sarcastic shocked expression] Oh, you can?? I would be thrilled to see it!

Mimi : [She crossed her arms] Hmph! I'm not feeling like it. You know what i can do. Takes too much energy to waste it on a dumb blonde. Let's see YOU shape shift.

Peach : [She giggled to mock her] Sorry, i like being Princess Peach, unlike Ms. Copycat who has to hide behind other people's identities because her true self is so hideous! [She realized what she was saying] O-oh, dear me! That wasn't very ladylike...

Mimi : [Her head twitched, and she got very fucking pissed] YOU FUCKING BITCH! MIMIMIMIMI! [She jumped on Peach and wrestled the Jet out of her hands]

Peach : ARGH! H-HEY! GIVE THAT BACK! [She tried to pull Mimi back in, and get her Jet back]

Mimi : [She ran away with the jet, then threw it on the floor. She transformed into Bowser again, and stomped the Jet to pieces.] MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI!!!

Peach : [She screamed in shock] N-NO! PENNY'S JET! 

Mimi : [She reshifted into her usual form] HAH! LET'S SEE YOU CLIMB THE CLIFF NOW, DUMB BITCH! MIMIMIMIMI~

Peach : [She clenched her fist and ran full speed to Mimi's position]

Mimi : Uh oh, b-bye bye!! [She shifted into Sonic and ran away quickly]

Peach : [She arrived over to the remains of the Jet] UGH! What a little BRAT! Ughh... H-How am I going to get up now...? ...Staaarlowww!.. ^^"

Starlow : Oh, I have to help Peach! I'll catch you later, Ribbon- [She was just about to dive back to the bottom of the cliff, but got interrupted]

Chris : NOPE! No going back down!

Starlow : HUH?! Since when was THAT a rule?

Chris : Oh, just now! [He giggled sadistically]

Starlow : UGH! SERIOUSLY??

Peach : ...She isn't coming back... I suppose I told her she wouldn't have to carry anyone... but... how in Toad's name will I get up? [She heard a noise and turned around] Hm?

Gargantuar : GGGHHHH... [It held the Imp in it's hand, and threw it up with all it's force] YYYARGH!!!

Imp : NYAHAA!! [It landed on the top of the cliff]

Chris : Alright! The contestant that signed up is the Gargantuar AND the Imp, and they stood on the top of the cliff, so I'll count it. Gargantuar made it up! Not many people are left down belo- ARGH!! WHAT THE HELL??

Imp : [It was chewing on Chris's leg] num num num num num

Chris : AHHH!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!! [He shook his leg violently]

Ashley : i don't know, this is pretty fun.

Peach : ...Maybe i could... [She shook her head] N-NO! That's simply ridiculous! I'm a PRINCESS, I will not be thrown by such a-a... hideous creature!! >< ...[She looked around, looking for any other way] ...s-sigh...

Mimi : [She arrived back to her team, and shifted into her usual form] ...

Dimentio : Ah, Mimi, you're back. What business were you attending to?

Mimi : Yes, i'm back. And I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU.

Dimentio : You're right, afterall, I already know.

Mimi : W-What-

Dimentio : You know, i've seen your abilities, and they are impressive indeed. You could easily shift into a ravenous monster and tear that little princess to shreds. Why do you insist on refusing to do just that?

Mimi : [She got even more upset] NUNYA FUCKING BUSINESS, DIMENTIO.

Dimentio : [He laughed] Of course, I see those are private matters. In other news, i finally found Jevil. Inconveniencing some gents.

Jevil : HEE HEE! THAT WITCH GIRL HAS SO MUCH CHAOS, CHAOS IN HER!

Dimentio : Precisely. Now, we cannot waste more time, we have to get up. [He lifted his hand to snap]

Mimi : I'M NOT USING YOUR HELP-

Dimentio : I have no interest in hearing it. [He snapped, and the members of Team 3 got warped to the top of the cliff] At last.

Chris : Dimentio, Mimi, Jevil, Kris, Frisk, and Bob-Omb all arrived at once! All the members of Team 3 are on the top of the cliff, so they win the challenge!

Frisk : YEAHH!! WE WON, WE WON! WE'RE SUPER MEGA ULTRA RICH!!

Chris : Nnnope, you're simply safe for today, and will not be sending anyone home tonight.

Frisk : [Their joy quickly dissipated, and they hung their head low] ...oh...

Kris : [They held Frisk tighter] its okay, frisk, we'll get the million soon

Frisk : The host man is so mean...

Bobby : well, you kinda just misinterpreted what they said...

Kris : [They glared at Bobby, their eyes glow in anger through their hair] they're a kid, you're really gonna say they deserve a false hope? don't say that again.

Bobby : o-oh, im, uh-

Frisk : Ooohh!!! It's Bobby!! They lit back up in excitement] Kris! Can I pick it up, can I pick it up??

Kris : ...i'm not letting you pick up that bomb, frisk. it's too dangerous...

Frisk : Pleaaasee!! Pleaaaaaaseee!!! It's so cute! Please Kris, I thought you were the best sibling ever... :(

Kris : ...[They sighed, concerned] f-fine... [They picked up Bobby, and handed him to Frisk]

Bobby : H-HEY! what are-

Kris : this is to redeem yourself.

Bobby : ... fine. i guess.

Frisk : [They laughed in glee and shook Bobby up and down] ^^

Bobby : w-woaAaAa!!

Ness : Okay, we're trying again! You ready, Luke?

Lucas : Am ready, Ness!

Ness : Awesome, Basil?

Basil : U-U-Um yeah sure??? [Blushing because he's holding Sunny's hand]

Ness : Alright, Sunny?

Sunny : ...[He didn't answer]

Ness : Um... well... we'll go anyway... sorry! 

Basil : S-Sorry, he doesn't talk alot...

Ness : That's fine, that's fine! Let's just go, Teleport, take 3! [He breathed in] ...PSI TELEPORT!! [They started to run straight faster and faster] GO GO GO!!

Basil : [Bracing for impact constantly] N-NNGH >< S-SUNNY, BE CAREFUL TO NOT TRIP ON ANYTHING, PLEASE!!

Sunny : [He just slightly nodded]

Lucas : WE'RE DOING IT! I-I DON'T SEE ANYTHING IN THE WAY!

Ness : YEAH! LET'S GO! WE SHOULD TELEPORT IN 5, 4...

Basil : [He notices something and points to it] H-HEY, SOMETHING'S MOVING IN OUR LINE!

Lucas : I-IS THAT...

[A wild Bear was passing by, and decided to sit down right in the line of the party.]

Lucas : IT'S A BEAR!! FUCK!!

[Lucas, Basil and Ness screamed for their lives]

Ness : OH GOD ><

[...The bear scratched his ass]

Basil : AAAAAAAA

[Just before the party hit the bear, PSI Teleport finally hit and they disappeared through a portal. The bear was just confused]

[Ness, Lucas, Basil and Sunny came out of a portal on top of the cliff]

Ness : [He came out of the portal skidding, going to fast to stop himself from skidding, and he almost fell off the cliff] A-AH!! [He tried to regain his balance]

Lucas : NESS! [He grabbed Ness's shirt and violently pulled him back on safe ground]

Ness : [Breathing heavily] O-Oh my god... t-thank you ><

Lucas : [He sighed of relief] Jeez Ness, be a bit more careful...

Ness : Y-Yeah...

Basil : Y-Yay...! Sunny, you're up...! Your team is almost done climbing...!!

Sunny : ...yeah, thanks, basil, that was nice. [He smiled slightly]

Basil : mmm... [He turned around, closed his eyes and held his blushing cheeks]

Ness : [Looking over at Wario and Waluigi] T-They're not doing anything! The challenge is almost over!

Lucas : Ugh...

Chris : [He was still trying to shake off the Imp from his leg] N-Ness, Lucas and Basil arrive at the- top!! >< UGH! NASTASIA!

Nastasia : Sunny arrives at the top. The only people remaining on the ground are Wario, Waluigi and Sunflower from Hyperlink Blocked, Princess Peach from Night, and Poniko from Move On.

Adeleine : Oh! Talking about the wolf, we have really lead Poniko up!

Queen : No I'm Trying Lol

Berdly : What a beautiful strong maiden, not giving in to the world and staying in her wonderful bubble! I'm sure i could pierce through that bubble, and get invited to hear her possibly delightful voice!

Queen : I'm Trying To Make Her Go On My Chair

[Queen's throne was floating near Poniko, trying to get her attention]

Poniko : ... [She was just sitting down, staring at the sunset]

[The throne ran into Poniko, bumping her]

Queen : Oops I Didn't Mean To Do That (Lying)

Poniko : [She just rolled her eyes and nudged it away]

Queen : What Kind Of Mental Problem Is This

Wait

SEARCHING FOR: Girl Doesn't Care About Anything

...

Apparently It's A Symptom Of A Rare Disease And She Will Die Very Soon

Berdly : [Gets on his knees and screams to the sky] NNNNOOOOOOOO

Poniko : [She hears an annoying noise and turns around to the source of it] ...? [She sees the throne and sits on it]

Queen : Wow Berdly You're Actually Useful For Something

Berdly : [Still screaming] OOOOOO- eh? O-Of course, my queen, i'm the most useful blue bird you know! May I have a kiss from a beautiful queen in return? [He did a kissy face]

Queen : ...Oh Wow Look Theres A Gremlin At Your Feet

Imp : MMM chimken [Gnawing on Berdly]

Berdly : WAAAHH!!

Peach : [She was in the Gargantuar's hand, being gripped tightly] U-Ugh... I-I'm a classy princess... I'm a classy princess...

Gargantuar : [He gained momentum then threw the Princess as hard as he could straight up]

Peach : I-I'm a classy princeeEEEESSSS!!! AAAAHHHH!!! >< [She whizzes by the throne with Poniko in it]

Queen : Oh Fuck

Penny : Why isn't she using my jet...?

Peach : W-WHHOOAAA!! [She reaches the peak of her throw, and has the idea to bring out her umbrella. She falls slowly, and lands on the top of the cliff] Pheeeww...

Poniko : [She arrives at the top, unfortunately too late]

Chris : And TEAM 2 WINS THE CHALLENGE AS WELL! That means Team 1 and Team 4 will be SENDING SOMEONE HOME TONIGHT!

Daisy : HELL YEAH!! WE DID IT, PEACHY! WE DIDN'T LOSE AT THE FIRST DAY!

Peach : I think i need to take a shower...

Penny : Hey, Princess, couldn't you... have used my Jet?

Peach : O-Oh, um... well...

Ribbon : Hey, why don't you use our team names?

Chris : Because they suck, that's why! Team 2 and 3, you're free for today. You can go to your cabins and do whatever until the next challenge. Team 1 and 4, you can go to your cabins too, but you will meet me at 11PM for your elimination ceremony. End of challenge!

Daisy : ...[Holding her head] I don't feel so good...

[A little while later, in the Boys's cabin]

Lucas : [Arranging his living space a little, putting the luggage out. He's still upset from Wario and Waluigi's inaction in the challenge] ...

Wario : [Him and Waluigi slammed the door open] HEY, SISSY BOY!

Lucas : [He groaned] Oh, god... W-What?

Wario : Who are you voting for later, eh?

Lucas : [He looked down, worried] You know damn well who i'm voting for... you didn't even TRY to do the challenge...

Wario : Waluigi, restrain him!

Lucas : H-huh-

Waluigi : WAAAALUIGI! [He jumped on Lucas and pinned his arms down to the ground]

Lucas : H-HEY! WHAT THE HELL? LET ME GO >< ! PK THUNDE-

Wario : [He put his gigantic ass just above Lucas's face]

Lucas : W..What the...

Waluigi : I WOULDN'T MESS AROUND! IN THIS POSITION HE CAN CRUSH YOUR SKULL TO PIECES, OR SUFFOCATE YOU WITH NOXIOUS FUMES!!

Lucas : E-EW! PLEASE, NO! PLEASE LET ME GO!

Wario : We have the control in this team, kid. Mr. Italiano and the other sissy blonde are too much of a pussy to vote against us, and the weirdo robot has his vote on sale, so we can easily get you or your little boyfriend out, if you don't ally with us!

Lucas : ...I...

Waluigi : WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY! YOU HAVE NO CHOICE, I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHATEVER YOU'RE THINKING!

Lucas : [He gritted his teeth] F...Fine...

Wario : That's what Wario likes to hear! Tonight, we're voting out the useless flower, she can't even fucking move!

Waluigi : YOU CAN'T GET MORE DEAD WEIGHT THAN THAT!

Lucas : Y-Yes... i guess i get it... >< N-Now can i go...?

Waluigi : [He let Lucas go] OKAY FINE!

Wario : [He stood up, and started to walk away] I will KNOW what you do, so don't try any funny business, OK?

Lucas : Y-Yes... okay...

Peach : [Bandaging up Daisy's head] I knew you should've got medical intervention immediately, Daisy...

Daisy : Y-Yeah, right, and lose the challenge? [Peach accidentally presses on her wound wiping it] A-AH!

Peach : OH NO! I'M SORRY!

Daisy : W-Whatever, just keep wrapping it up... 

Peach : We're extremely lucky Chris is kind enough to have rolls of bandages around here... I wouldn't put it past this man to not offer any kind of first aid!

Penny : [Bandaging up Ashley's head] sigh...

Ashley : ...what's up, penny...?

Penny : My Jet... I worked all night on it... <:/

Ashley : ...i can get revenge for you.

Penny : R-Revenge? Like... what?

Ashley : ...let's just say, if she likes shifting into different forms, then her final form will be another spoon for my cereal. right next to my old teacher.

Penny : N-NO! That's messed up ><! Thank you for the offer, but, uhh... no thanks!!

Ashley : hmph. your loss.

Dimentio : Mister L.

Mr. L : Y-Yes, Master Dimentio...?

Dimentio : Let's talk about that blatant insubordination from earlier, shall we?

Mr. L : Ummm... I'd rather not...

Dimentio : Of course, you would say that. Mister L, you are not here to show off. I created you to serve me, and you will do just that.

Mr. L : Yes, I know, Master Dimentio...

Dimentio : Great. Keep these words in your mind. Else, we might see who will get the last laugh. Ha, ha, ha. [He disappeared off]

Madeline : [She sits down on her bed, and sighes deeply] Phew... I'm spent...

Badeline : You're really lucky Melody is THAT chill. You could've injured her really bad.

Madeline : Ugh... I- I know... [She looks down, concerned] I really thought our friendship was already over, for a moment...

Badeline : Any reasonable person would've already stayed away from you. Can't you just be careful?

Madeline : I-I want to be more careful! It's just... i... i don't know...

Badeline : I feel like ANYONE should know hitting your friend that hard with a dash is a BAD IDEA!

Madeline : I- I KNOW! [She put her hands on her face and squeezed her eyes shut]

Badeline : Remember when you broke down and pushed away all your friends for a while? JEEZ, you just keep hurting your friends! How did you get the most patient people in the universe to tolerate you??

Madeline : [She grabbed her hair to pull it in front of her face and started sobbing]

[She heard footsteps]

Madeline : O-Oh-

Badeline : Yeah, I know... sorry, I got kinda carried away. Um, don't take what I said too hard, okay...? [She fused back into Madeline]

Adeleine : [She walked in, with Ribbon, looking pretty down] ...

Madeline : Oh, hey... i'm sorry about your team...

Adeleine : Not grave. It's not of your fault

Madeline : Mmh... I haven't seen Melody in a while, do you know where she is...?

Adeleine : She has got obligated of going at the cafeteria, with Chef

Madeline : H-huh??

Chef : I noticed how scrawny you look, girl. I have to feed you a little more. [He put down a plate of gruel in front of her]

Melody : ...uhh... do i.. have to?

Chef : [He slammed her head into the gruel] I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING EAT!

Madeline : ...I hope she's fine.

[Campfire]

Lucas : [He sat right next to Ness] ...

Ness : ...They did it to you too?

Lucas : [Sigh] Yeah...

Chris : Welcome, losers, to the first Campfire Ceremony of Total Drama: Crossover of the Stars! Each team will have one. First, you will cast your votes on pieces of paper. Then, I will start the ceremony. I will read the votes one by one, and if you don't get enough votes to get eliminated, you will receive... [He pulled out a marshmallow out of his pocket] a marshmallow! An iconic fun camp treat, but in this game, it represents LIFE AND DEATH. However! The one with the most votes will be receiving no marshmallow. Instead, they'll have to walk down the Dock of Shame right here, to then ride the Boat of Losers, which will drive them away from the island, no more competition, and no MILLION DOLLARS! Let's get started with Team 1. Please cast your votes in the confessional!

[Static]

Sunflower : Well, yeah, I'm probably more of a dead weight than anything... but, at least i didn't WILLINGLY blow off the challenge, so I hope my teammates will have pity...?

[Static]

Ness : I'm sorry, Sunflower... the start of the game isn't the time to make enemies...

[Static]

Basil : T-They said they'd hurt Sunny if i didn't vote with them... [sob]

[Static]

Spamton : [[Hehehehehehe]], SO MUCH [[KROMER]] [He held a single gold coin] SELLING OUT MY VOTES WILL MAKE ME RICH!!!

Chris : You have all casted your votes. [Picks up the pieces of paper] I will now read them all! First vote... Wario.

Wario : [He glared at Lucas]

Lucas : [He shook his head worried, he didn't vote him]

Chris : Second vote... Sunflower. Third vote... Sunflower.

[Wario and Waluigi looked at eachother and nodded]

Sunflower : [She looked at the Wario Bros and rolled her eyes]

Chris : Fourth vote... Sunflower. That's 1 vote Wario, 3 votes Sunflower.

Sunflower : W-Wait... someone else voted for me...?

Chris : Oh, it's not over! Fifth vote is also Sunflower. That's 1 vote Wario and 4 votes Sunflower. Sunflower, you need every next vote to be Wario to have a chance to survive!

Sunflower : U-Umm... c-c'mon, who voted for me?

Chris : The sixth vote is...

Sunflower : [Breathing heavily] I...

Wario : ...Come on, get on with it!

Chris : Sunflower.

Sunflower : ...[She hung her head low, and sighed]

Chris : Sorry, Sunflower, you're out. Even worse, every vote that wasn't yours was for Sunflower.

Sunflower : W-WHAT..? B-But- I... Why...?? [She looked back at her team]

[Ness had his cap over his eyes of shame, Basil and Lucas were hiding behind their hands]

Sunflower : ...[She sighed sadly] Owww...

Chris : Okay! Now, Team 4, votes please!

[Static]

Sunny : [Shows his vote for Berdly] i have to save poniko. i can relate to her, people are hating on her for not involving herself

[Static]

Rosalina : [Shows her vote for Poniko] Something is bothering me about that girl... her energy... feels wrong.

[Static]

Adeleine : Poniko! If she was more rapid, we would have not lost!

[Static]

Queen : Berdly Berdly Berdly Berdly Berdly Berdly Berdly Berdly

Chris : Okay! Let's read the votes again!

Queen : Poniko Can You Give Me My Throne Back

Poniko : [She rolled her eyes and didn't move]

Chris : First vote... Berdly.

Berdly : WHAAAT??? WHO WOULD VOTE FOR ME??

Queen : Yeah That's Crazy

Chris : Second vote... Poniko. Any reaction, Poniko?

Poniko : ...

Chris : Somehow, I expected that. Third vote... Poniko. 1 vote Berdly, 2 votes Poniko. How about now?

Poniko : ...

Chris : Yyyep. Fourth vote... Berdly.

Berdly : ANOTHER VOTE?? NO! NOOO!! NO MORE, PLEASE!! AAAAAA

Chris : Fifth vote... um

Sunny : ...mari couldn't really decide...

Chris : [Groan] Ugh, yeah, whatever. [He crumpled the vote and threw it away] Sixth vote... Sunny. 2 votes Berdly, 2 votes Poniko, 1 vote Sunny.

Basil : WHAT!?

Berdly : (I would never vote for a maiden.)

Sunny : ...

Chris : Taking from Poniko, I see?

Sunny : [Sigh]

Chris : Anyway, seventh vote... Poniko. 2 votes Berdly, 3 votes Poniko, one vote Sunny. Last vote...

Poniko : ...[Her eyebrows furrowed a little. She was... angry...?]

Berdly : [Trembling] Not another vote... please...

Chris : ...Berdly.

Berdly : NOOOOHOHOHOOO!!!

Chris : Berdly and Poniko, you're in a tie! We will then need a tiebreak-

Poniko : [She closes her eyes, and stands up. Suddenly, the campfire is blown out, and a very loud noise is heard]

Chris : A-ARGH!! WHAT THE HELL??

Ribbon : AAAAHHH!!! [She hides behind Adeleine]

Basil : SUNNY!! [He runs to Sunny and grabs him, then runs to hide] ><

Sunny : b-basil! put me down...!

Rosalina : What is this...? [She tried seeing Poniko through the dark, all she saw was... a distorted face...?] ...

Queen : Must Be Another Symptom Of The Disease

Daisy : [Still in the girl's cabin, she hears all the ruckus] ...what the hell is going on back there?

Peach : I hear a ton of screams... I-I do hope everyone's okay...

Ashley : must be something nice.

Berdly : DO NOT FRET, MAIDENS! I WILL PROTECT ALL OF YOU!! [He ran towards "Poniko" and struck her with all his force] AYYYAAHHH!!

[The weird thing was launched away, and fell right into the water]

...[There was a little moment of silence, then Chris put the campfire aflame again]

Chris : What even WAS that? ...Well, guess it'll bring alot of ratings! Berdly, since you got rid of Poniko, and she tried to attack us, you can stay.

Berdly : YYEEESSS!! YYEEESSS!!!

Chris : So Sunflower and Poniko are out! Dock of Shame is that way, girls!

[... Poniko isn't here, and Sunflower can't walk.]

Chris : [Groan] Nastasia, get your butt over here.

Nastasia : [She transported Sunflower's pot to the Boat of Losers] Goodbye, Sunflower. I do hope you enjoyed your stay.

Sunflower : I guess I did...

Nastasia : As the boat takes you away from the island, you can say your last words to the camera on the boat, 'K? [The boat of losers honks and departs] It's time to go. Farewell!

Sunflower : [She gets taken away by the boat] ...sigh... Well, that's it, first out. I don't really understand why everyone voted me... well, i do, i'm just dead weight, but it's not my fault! Wario and Waluigi purposefully didn't do anything! ... Though, i guess they have to ability to do alot if they wanted to. I just have to accept my fate... How about you? [She turned to Poniko, but there was no one there.] Oh, right...

Chris : [Looking at the boat go] And there it starts. The first two out of a long series! These guys won't win, but there's still about 30 other guys that still can! Which one WILL win? That's to be decided! To answer that question, stay tuned, for future episodes of... TOTAL DRAMA: CROSSOVER OF THE STARS!

[Bedtime...]

Lucas : [Goes up to Ness's bed, whispers] H-Hey, Ness!

Ness : [Half asleep] mmnn...

Lucas : N-Ness! [Shakes Ness lightly] Wake up...!

Ness : M...myea...?

Lucas : I... I can't sleep, my bed is next to Wario's, and the Gargantuar's... it's hell... c-can I sleep in the same bed as you...?

Ness : [He smiled, and lifted the covers so Lucas can get in] With pleasure...

Lucas : Mmm!! Thanks... you're the best... [He slid in the covers with Ness] mmm...

Ness : [He giggled] Hiii~ [He went and planted a kiss on Lucas's lips]

Lucas : M-Mmm!! Ness?? [He blushed]

Ness : Pfft, don't act like we never kissed before... :p

Mr. L : Will you 2 SHUT UP? I'm trying to get some SLEEP.

Lucas : U-um, yea... we should stop...

Ness : Hmph, fine...

Lucas : Mmn.. [He embraced Ness and closed his eyes]

Ness : [He did the same] Goodnight, Luke...

Lucas : Goodnight...

Kris : [They're still outside, not allowed to enter either cabin] ugh...

Frisk : Are we gonna have to sleep outside...?

Kris : ...looks like it...

Frisk : Awww...

Kris : you can sleep in my arms, if you want

Frisk : Yeah!! Sibling bed!

Kris : [they giggled a little] yeah, sibling bed... [they heard a noise] !!

Frisk : W-What was that?? 

Kris : [They pulled out their knife, it shined in the moonlight] i'm gonna check, you stay here.

Frisk : Awww, but I wanna go with you, Kris!

Kris : i don't want you to get harmed. you stay. i'll go check alone, too bad if it's something dangerous.

Frisk : ... Please come back... :(

Kris : i will, i promise. [They ruffled Frisk's hair, then ran off with their knife]

Frisk : [They waved Kris goodbye, then waited]

...[About 15 minutes later]

Frisk : ...I'm lonely...

Kris : [They ran back to the cabins, exhausted] h..hey frisk... i'm back...

Frisk : KRIS :D!! You're back! I missed you!! What was it??

Kris : o-oh, it was just, umm... a moose, yeah, [They hide a bear claw mark] it was a moose  [Wipes their knife]

Frisk : What's a moose, Kris?

Kris : it's like... a big deer!

Frisk : Woa, cool! I wanna see one!

Kris : w-well, um, it escaped... anyway, it's really late, and dark, so we're gonna call it bedtime, okay?

Frisk : Okay... 

Kris : [They sat down and leaned on one of the cabins] c'mere, frisk

Frisk : [They jumped.on frisk, laying on them] Yaay!! Sibling bed!

Kris : [They giggled again] Heh, yeah...

Frisk : [They yawned] Mmnn... so sleepy...

Kris : awww... [They embraced Frisk to keep them warm] goodnight, pal

Frisk : Goodnight, Kris... [They closed their eyes and dozed off]

Kris : [sigh] ... [They tried their best to fall asleep, too, eventually dozing off against the cabin.]

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[BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!]

Madeline : ...[She suddenly opened her eyes hearing the alarm] !!

Badeline : Good morning, sleepyhead~

Madeline : Mmnn.. [She pulled the covers away, and sat on the bed] Hi... [She rubbed her eyes]

Badeline : [She smiled sarcastically] Had a nice sleep?

Madeline : [She rubbed her head, it was hurting a little] N-No...

Badeline : Heh, i know. Those beds are just magical, aren't they? [She giggled, to mock her]

Madeline : [She groaned and glared at Badeline] This room is full of people, what are you doing he- ...huh? [She noticed everyone else was still asleep]

Badeline : Oh, yeah, thought i'd set the alarm to wake you up before everyone else.

Madeline : ...WHY??

Badeline : [She laughed] Hey, if you're so invested in this competition, then you gotta wake up early! Early bird gets the worm, right? [Smug]

Madeline : Uugh... [She sighed] i hate you...

Badeline : You mean you hate yourself.

Madeline : ...[She looked down] ...i...

Badeline : ... W-Wait, no... that's not what i... wanted to say...

Madeline : ...okay... [She pulled out her backpack from under her bed, and started looking for something] ...

Badeline : Um... looking for this...? [She pulled out a little bottle of pills from behind her back]

Madeline : ...yes. [Pouty] ...Why did you have it? [She snatches it and quickly pops it open, then swallows a pill using a water flask]

Badeline : ...I thought it'd be funny to have you running around to find it, okay? But i feel bad about it now.

Madeline : [She groaned] Okay, that stuff is OFF-LIMITS.

Badeline : Yes, i get it! You should be more grateful i didn't ACTUALLY do it.

Madeline : Sigh... [She looks around the room, seeing everyone sleep more or less peacefully, except...] ...Oh! Where's Melody?

Badeline : Iunno. Don't ask me. I don't know more than you, duh

Madeline : [She steps outside to look for Melody] ...? [She walks a little, and nearly stumbles over something] W-Waah!

Badeline : Watch your feet, you ditz. [She laughed] Though... [She looked down, to see Kris and Frisk sleeping] Looks like someone had it worse than you, huh?

Madeline : Aww... [She looked away, feeling sorry for them] T-This is really unfair...

Badeline : The prestigious Total Drama: Crossover of the Stars! [She said in a mocking sarcastic tone]

Madeline : ...yeah... [She continued walking around the cabins, eventually spotting Melody sitting, hidden behind the girl's cabin] EEP!! H-Hide!

Badeline : [Sigh] Guess playtime's over for me. See you later. [She fused back into Madeline]

Madeline : [She sighed a little and slowly walked towards Melody]

Melody : [She was just relaxing, smoking and listening to music] ... [She noticed Madeline, and turned her head to see her] oh! heya maddy :) [She waved and smiled]

Madeline : [She did the same] Hey, Melody! W-What are you doing up so early...?

Melody : eh, just sitting back i guess. c'mon sit down with me i know you wanna :p why are you up so early?

Madeline : [She sat down against the cabin, next to Melody, looking at her] Oh, it wasn't something i wanted. [Pouty] ...I don't wanna talk about it.

Melody : forgot to remove an alarm? yea happens to me too. guess you'll turn it off tomorrow

Madeline : ... Let's go with that...

Melody : oh, wait, here, i'll unplug the headphones for u, don't want u to stand here without music

Madeline : But... your headphones sound amazing! You can continue to enjoy it with your headphones, it's okay, i swear!

Melody : pfft think ill just keep the music for myself while you get boring silence? even the best damn headphones in the world can't be better than enjoying my passion with my friend

Madeline : ...If you say so...

Melody : [She unplugged her headphones, and removed them, letting Madeline listen to the music.]

Madeline : [She was taken aback] W-Woah!

Melody : whatsup? is the music that shocking?

Madeline : N-No! It's just... it's the first time i see you without your headphones, and i'm just realizing... you look amazing! Your hair is beautiful, and that flower pin is adorable...

Melody : [Smiles] aww thanks, tho its nothing next to yours

Madeline : [She looked to the floor, confused] ...Huh? There's way better than mines...

Melody : i doubt that, it's so colorful and bright but not like neon and alot of girls would kill to have hair as long and thick as yours. i could just... [She approached her hand to run it through Madeline's hair] ...wait is this cool with you?

Madeline : It's cool, go ahead. [She gave a reassuring smile]

Melody : [She ran her hand through Maddy's hair and played with it a little] it's silky smooth as hell too... you must take really good care of it

Madeline : W-Well, you know... i use some of those hair products everytime i take a shower... I really want them to be in good health. I don't... want to have short hair again.

Melody : hmm [She thought of something and giggled] hold on i have an idea, close your eyes!

Madeline : Oh?! I... Okay! I trust you...! [She closed her eyes for a moment]

Melody : [She removed her flower pin, and styled Madeline's hair a little, before putting the pin on the redhead] alright, open them now!

Madeline : [She opened her eyes, and looked at Melody, noticing her lack of pin] OH! I think i can guess what you did... [She giggled a bit] H-How do i look?

Melody : you look perfect, maddy! :p [She grabbed her phone and gave it to Madeline to use as a makeshift mirror]

Madeline : [She looked at herself in the mirror] ... whoa...

Melody : ooh la la who is this pretty lady~?

[The 2 girls laughed together]

Madeline : Aww, c'mon, stop it!

Melody : [Giggle] not my fault you look adorableee

Madeline : [She was blushing noticeably] Mmnn... o-okay, i should give it back... [She pulled the pin off her head and handed it back to Melody]

Melody : aww you could've kept it if you wanted yknow

Madeline : It's okay... thank you. [She smiled, feeling pretty euphoric]

Melody : alright, your choice [She put the pin back in her hair]

Madeline : [She just took a moment to sit back and process the stuff that just happened] ...

Melody : [She quietly listened to the music, relaxing and taking puffs of her cigarette]

Madeline : [Looking at her] ... Hey, hold on, where'd you get these?

Melody : oh, you want some? [She handed Madeline a cigarette]

Madeline : Not really, it's fine. I was just... wondering where you got them from. I didn't see them yesterday...

Melody : ...[She leaned closer to Madeline and whispered to her] ...so, you see chef, right? well, when chris's not looking, he runs an underground market...

Madeline : A-An underground market...?

Melody : yeah! he says he doesn't get paid enough, so to get a bit more money from the show, he sets up a secret shop where he sells a bunch of random stuff someone would want, like cigarettes, drinks, tools... and even actual food. only opens when the other hosts aren't there, tho, so like, late in the night, or early in the morning...

Madeline : Oh, that's why you're up so early...?

Melody : lol yeah

Madeline : Well... where is it, then...?

Melody : when it's open, you go to the cafeteria, but you go through the back door that leads to the kitchen. then you'll see a door with "Ingredient Closet" marked on it, but actually behind it there's the shop

Madeline : ...Interesting... I'll definitely have to check it out-

[A very loud sound is heard through the siren]

Chris : IT'S WAKING TIME, SLEEPYHEADS! GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!

Madeline : [She covered her ears] A-AHH!!

Melody : [She did the same] jesus fuck, that's our morning alarm?

Penny : [She wakes up and stretches, then sits on the bed. She claps]

[...Nothing happens]

Penny : [She tries again, and when that doesn't work, she gets visibly frustrated, and tries several times]

Daisy : The hell you clapping for?

Penny : [She comes to a realization, and gets startled] O-OH RIGHT! I usually get my hair and make-up done by robots in the morning... u-um, w-where are my glasses... >< [She fumbled around her living space trying to find her glasses]

Daisy : Heh, good luck with that. ... Hey, there's something on my head? [She felt her head with her hands and started removing the bandages]

Peach : [She shot up and screamed] NO! YOU'RE STILL HEALING!

Daisy : Ugh, really? How long do i have to keep them??

Peach : Just... keep them on, please. Your wound wasn't pretty yesterday. It'll take at least a couple days.

Daisy : Fiiiiineee... Anyway, i gotta stay on schedule! Gotta exercise a bit before eating! [She quickly changed and ran out the door]

Queen : [She came out of her port-a-room] Aaahhh I Had A Great Sleep Tonight

Peach : [Rubbing her aching head] G-Glad to hear, queen... personally, i came out of this night wondering how these pathetic excuses for beds are even legal... also, i had to spend hours in the showers to get that hideous creature's stench out of me!

Mimi : Miss High Standards over here! Sorry they couldn't make you a personalized rare feather and fancy silk bed, princess.

Peach : Oh, go suck a- lemon, don't tell me you had a great night on these. Well, actually, your dream is to sleep in a pile of rubies, so i suppose you wouldn't care for comfort. Sounds like you care about luxury about as much as myself, however.

Mimi : E-EH!? WHO PERMITTED YOU TO READ MY DIARY- Uhm, i mean, YEAH, I COULDN'T SLEEP! Princess Fancy here COULDN'T. STOP. SNORING. You're a fucking dirt bike in your sleep!

Peach : [Embarrassed] W...wha...? Did i really... snore that much?

Mimi : Next time i should record it, and send it everywhere! I can already see the title, "What an Elegant Princess"~ Mimimimimi~

Peach : [She blushes of embarassment and clenches her fist] DO IT AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT AN ELECTRIC CHAIR FEELS LIKE!

Berdly : I also had a splendid sleep, my queen!

Queen : What Huh What Are You Doing Here???

Berdly : I knew you could never sleep safely without your loyal knight protecting you, so i masterfully snuck to your wonderful room and under your bed! i will ALWAYS protect you, my queen.

Queen : Lol What The Fuck

Waluigi : [He nudged Wario a little] Psst!

Wario : What's up, bro?

Waluigi : The gays are still asleep... and i have a WAHnderful idea to wake them up! [He laughed maliciously]

Wario : [He glanced at Ness and Lucas, who were still cuddling in their sleep] Say it, say it!

Lucas : [He was peacefully sleeping, holding Ness] Mmnn... [Suddenly, he was attacked by an noxious fumes, and woke up] H-HUH?! WHAT THE- [He got a coughing fit due to the smell]

Waluigi : WAAAAHAHAHAHA! [He laughed alot and pointed at Lucas] LIKING THE MORNING BREEZE??

Lucas : [He kept coughing and retching] WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Ness : [He quickly got up and grabbed Lucas' hand] Let's go, luke, we have to dress up and go to the cafeteria. We don't have time for these assholes.

Lucas : AREN'T WE GONNA DEFEND OURSELVES??

Ness : We don't have time, i said! C'mon love, are you gonna let them take over your mind?

Lucas : ...[He sighed] Fine... [He followed Ness to dress up]

Frisk : [They woke up, and stretched] Mmmn!! That night was awesome!

Kris : [They were still sleeping soundly] Mm..

Frisk : Oh! Kris! Wake up, Kris!

Kris : [Sleeping] ...

Frisk : [They grabbed Kris's head and shook it] KRIS! WAKE UP! IT'S MORNING >:(

Kris : [Still sleeping...]

Frisk : Aww... come on! [They grabbed Kris's legs and started to drag them to the cafeteria] Come on, let's go Kris! nnnggHH! >< [They dragged their teen sibling as best as they could]

[Cafeteria time!]

[Melody gets her food and goes to sit with her friends]

Melody : heya!

Madeline : Hi Melody! Glad to see you're still sitting with me. [Smiling]

Melody : yea, i plan to continue until something stops me :P

Adeleine : I'm happy you still alive when we forced you to eat the kitchen of chef 2 times yesterday...

Ribbon : You mean Chef's Cooking?

Adeleine : Uh, yes...

Melody : oh, im definitely never doing that again

Adeleine : ...so you don't eat?

Melody : [she giggled] actually i bought a ticket from chef this morning, look closely at my gruel

Adeleine : [She stood up and put her face right in front of Melody's plate] eh?

Melody : not that close... but yea it looks like gruel, but actually it's mashed potato

Adeleine : Waw, cool! ...how do you get the ticket?

Melody: oh right! [She leaned into Adeleine's ear and whispered about the underground market]

Adeleine : [She looked very intrigued]

Ribbon : Umm... Melody...?

Melody : whatsup?

Ribbon : Can i have some of your mashed potato then...? I'm... feeling nauseous just looking at my plate...

Melody : sure theres enough for everyone, just pour your gruel through the floorboards im sure he wont notice

[Madeline, Ribbon and Adeleine did just that, then Melody split her mash into 4 and shared it with her friends]

Madeline : You're the best, Melody...

Melody : dont thank me lol, i wasnt gonna let you eat trash when i get actual food in front of y'all

Madeline : Well... yeah, that makes sense... still, you bought it with your money!

Melody : youre right, everyone give it back >:o

Madeline : [Her heart skipped a beat] AH! I-IM SORRY-

Melody : [She laughed] jk, jk, don't worry lmao you can eat it [She ruffled Madeline's hair] sorry ^^"

Madeline : [She got pouty for a second but calmed down and Melody ruffled her hair, which made her smile. she started to dig into her plate]

Ribbon : [She started eating as well] ...!! [As soon as she put the spoon in her mouth, she flew up and held her cheeks in joy] Mhh~!! This is DELICIOUS!

Madeline : It is!! Woah! This was made by CHEF?

Melody : holy shit, that bastard knows how to cook when he wants to

Adeleine : Ribbon has so much luck, she has like two times her weight for eating

Ribbon : Mmh... gotta do something, just a second! [She grabbed her plate and flew to Starlow] Hey, Starlow!

Starlow : Hello Yello :D! Cool to see you, bestie! What's up?

Ribbon : I have something here, for you! [She holds her plate over to Starlow]

Starlow : ... Really? Ugh, if there's anything i DON'T need, it's more-

Ribbon : W-Wait! Taste it! ><

Starlow : ...[She approached the place and took a bite] OMG, this is so good!!

Ribbon : I KNOW, RIGHT? Chef made mashed potato instead of gruel so i wanted to share it with you!

Starlow : You're the besttt!!! [They started eating the mash enthusiastically, discussing]

Adeleine : [Looking at them from afar] ...i imagine that she going to stay here...

Kris : ...[Just woken up at the table, looking terrible]

Ness : ...Jesus, Kris, you okay? You look like you're sick

Kris : ... barely slept... kept waking up... floor hurt like hell...

Ness : Yeesh... where did you even sleep? They said they'd find something for you no?

Kris : ...

Frisk : We slept outside on the grass! It was fun :D Kris is sooo comfy as a sibling bed...

Lucas : [He heard that and stood up] Wait, WHAT? They didn't let you enter the cabins, and gave you nothing in return? Just left you to sleep on the grass??

Kris : [They nodded weakly] 

Lucas : That's FUCKED! What the hell?

Kris : ...i just wanna go home...

Basil : ...me too!

Frisk : Nooo! Not home already ><!

Kris : don't you wanna go back to hometown…? see mom, noelle, susie, don't you miss them? have your comfy bed?

Frisk : nnnNO! Wanna stay here!

Kris : ...ice-e's pezza...?

Frisk : mmmh... [They thought about it for a while] ...NO! I like it here! ><

Kris : u-uurgh... [They sighed and put their head in their arms, facing the table] ...

Basil : [He felt bad, and put his hand on Kris's shoulder] ... It's okay, Kris... I miss home too... 

Ness : You said you lived in faraway town, right?

Basil : Yeah, i do... it's... peaceful. Aside from... some incidents... u-um, how about you?

Ness : Oh, i live in Onett, just a random Eagleland town.

Lucas : I live there too! Ever since my world went, um... kaboom. Ness's family offered me to move in with them. I do miss home, but... i'm still with Ness. So i'm not too homesick!

Ness : Homesick... i might have to call my mom. I haven't heard her voice in a while...

Basil : What about your family? Where'd they go? Surely Ness's household isn't enough for 2 whole families...

Lucas : ...[He just sadly looked away.]

Basil : Did i say something bad??

Frisk : Hey, i wonder how's Bobby's home!

Bobby : ...huh? home?

Frisk : You know, your home! Where you live!

Bobby : my... home? Hold on...

Ness : ...Didn't you have a life before the show? What were you doing?

Bobby : um... well... i was in a boat... and... suddenly everything everything started to crash down. i got pulled backwards really hard and... then everything went black! i can't remember more than that!

Ness : shit, yeah, Rosalina made the boats crash! can you really not remember anything from before that?

Frisk : Oh, he hit his head really hard and he forgot everything! That happens in a bunch of shows on the TV :o

Lucas : [Concerned] Do you still remember your family??

Bobby : my family... did i have one...? [He tries to think really hard] >< d-did i forget them, or did i not have any? i ..

[Chris slammed the door open]

Chris : Yo campers! Hope you all had a good night!

Waluigi : IT WAS AWFU-

Chris : Save it, purple weirdo, i don't actually care! 

Nastasia : You should care about your contestant's wellbeing, McLean.

Chris : [He laughed] Where's the fun in THAT? Why do you think everyone watches this show?

Nastasia : According to the poll we consulted before greenlighting this season, most people prefer the social aspect and the game format of the show. We've been getting many complaints about your behavior getting increasingly deranged and disruptive to the enjoyment of the public. Remember, this is why i was assigned to you in the first place. This show is not your playground, McLean. Please stop acting so maliciously and start behaving, 'k?

Chris : Whoever agrees with what Nastasia is saying, raise your hand!

[...after a silence, Basil shyly rises his hand up]

Chris : [He throws a machete to Basil's arm, but the latter thankfully puts his arm down quick enough]

Basil : A-AH?

Nastasia : MCLEAN! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT-

Chris : Huh? You saying something? [He shoves her with force]

Nastasia : AGH-! [She loses her balance and falls over face first into the ground, a crack is heard] OW!

Chris : Aaaanyway, your first challenge is starting in a couple of minutes, and you'll need your swimsuits, so quickly get them, then follow me to the 1000ft cliff again, folks! [He signs everyone to come over before walking away from the cafeteria]

[The campers get up from their chairs, and begin exiting the mess hall.]

[...A couple of stragglers stay over to look at Nastasia]

Chef : SCRAM, KIDS! YOU HAVE A CHALLENGE TO DO! [The stragglers promptly ran away in fear]

Nastasia : [She got up finally, and held the halves of her glasses as they broke away] ... m-my glasses...

Chef : ...You good, Nastasia?

Nastasia : Huh...? Since when were you worried about me? You threatened me just the last day...

Chef : You just got shoved face into the floor, i feel like ANYONE would be worried. Especially for a tiny chick like you.

Nastasia : ...my glasses... they broke... and, as a bat, i... have really poor vision. I don't know what i'm gonna do...

Chef : Yeah, Chris is a real pain in the ass. It's your lucky day tho, girl, cuz i think i can help with your problem.

Nastasia : Oh... do you have something... in your shop?

Chef : HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT!?

Nastasia : I do a check of the camp grounds at morning, noon and evening, to check for... well, these kinds of activities.

Chef : SAY SOMETHING ABOUT IT TO CHRIS AND YOU'RE DEAD.

Nastasia : I... I usually would stick to the rules... but i'm... pretty desperate right about now. I will not. But, i need some help... 'k?

Chef : Okay, i've probably got enough tools to make some repairs...

Nastasia : I feel like without the proper specific tools and expertise, this is gonna be a bit primitive-

Chef : I CAN ALSO LET YOU FUCKING BLIND IF YOU KEEP BITCHING! I'M DOING IT FOR FREE!

Nastasia : ... I'm sorry... please, do continue.

Chef : [He picked up Nastasia and let her sit on his shoulder, before walking to the secret shop]

Nastasia : Thank you.

[Top of the 1000ft cliff]

Chris : [Looking at his watch, looking annoyed] ...

Peach : Shouldn't we be... starting the challenge, Chris?

Chris : We SHOULD, but um, someone's supposed to give the greenlight, and she isn't showing up.

Peach : The one you shoved into the floor? You're wondering why she isn't in the mood to come?

Chris : Yes, that one. She still has the contractual obligation to look at the challenge and let me start! So, if you're tired of waiting, you can blame little miss no-fun.

Peach : [She sighed] Okay... [She caught Mimi staring at her] ...Mimi?

Mimi : Um- [Blush] Your swimsuit looks AWFUL! I thought you were a princess, can't you afford better than that?

Peach : [She groaned] Sorry, maybe i should've made mine myself, like yours. Looks... unique, but... i'm sure it's made with love!

Mimi : T-TAKE IT BACK! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH IT COST!? MIMIMIMIMIMIMI-

Ness : (Luke, hey, Luke)

Lucas : I'm right next to you, Ness, no need to use telepathy...

Ness : (Shh, shh, look at Wario)

Lucas : ...? [He turned his head to look at Wario]

Wario : [His swim shorts were way too small to fit his imposing ass inside. He promptly reached his hand to scratch an itch on it] nyeh

Lucas : (Pfft...!) [Trying to restrain himself from laughing]

Ness : [Doing the same thing] (Sorry if i made you straight just there)

Lucas : (The last thing i needed is more trauma!)

[With that, the 2 boys simultaneously burst into a laughing fit]

Wario : Eh? [He looked back] What's so funny suddenly??

Chris : Well, Nastasia STILL isn't showing up, so i'm gonna pretend she agreed to start the challenge. ALRIGHT CAMPERS! Yesterday, you valiantly climbed this cliff from the bottom, and getting to where we stand right now was a triumph! But now, you're taking the easier direction: Jumping from the top, to the bottom! Also, the temporary platform has been removed, so you'll be taking a dive into the water! Which may or may not contain sharks. [He laughed]

Basil : E-Excuse me? Sharks? That's-

Chris : Don't worryyyy, they're far away! Right now, at least. So, will you dare to take the plunge? You have the choice, but you better! If you refuse, you'll get forced to wear a chicken hat, and at the end, the 2 teams to have the most chickens will be up for elimination! For the 2 teams with the least however, they will both receive crates with the tools and materials to build their own HOT TUB! And only the team that built a hot tub can use it! Okay, you have 30 minutes to jump, or not, starting... now.

...Mari's counted as having jumped no matter what.

Peach : Okay, girls, these waters could be extremely dangerous, so we really shouldn't-

Daisy : CANONBAAALLL!!! xDD [She ran towards the edge of the cliff and jumped off excitedly]

Peach : [Horrified] D-DAISY!!! YOU STILL HAVE BANDAGES ON! [She ran to look down the edge]

Daisy : [She dropped all the way down and made an impressive splash] AW YEAH!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!

[An intern came to pick her up in a boat, and she climbed in]

Daisy : Can i do it again? Pleaaase!!

[The intern said no]

Daisy : Awww man! >< [She stomped in frustration. Her bandages came loose and fell in front her face] ...O-OH SHIT! They're all soggy!

[In the water, Daisy left some blood that seeped through her bandages. Some sharks a bit away suddenly get very interested]

Ashley : i'm going too. [She slowly walked towards the edge]

Penny : W-Wait, Ashley! There could be sharks down here! [Concerned]

Ashley : and?

Penny : ... They're gonna eat you! Grr, scary sharks! They're hungry for little witches! Especially currently bleeding ones! [She made various gestures]

Ashley : ...tch. you're coming too. [She nudged Penny out of the way and let herself fall down]

Penny : I... but... [She looked at Ashley falling down and winced, covering her eyes] ...F-Fine! FOR SCIENCE! [She shouted to psych herself up, then jumped down] 

[Ashley and Penny landed in the water]

Ashley : ...so you did jump. didn't think you had it in you. ...even if you brought a floater.

Penny : H..Hehe, yeah, i'm kind of awesome. [She froze up] I-I FELT SOMETHING AGAINST MY FOOT!

[Ashley really didn't help with the blood situation, her and Daisy's got noticed by a gang of sharks which are swimming menacingly under the girls]

Penny : [She grabbed Ashley's shoulders and shook her in a panic, hyperventilating] ASHLEY!! WE'RE SURROUNDED BY SHARKS!! NONONONONONO

Ashley : [Sigh.] go to the shore, i'll deal with it. [She went under the water]

Penny : [She was swimming away towards the shore, not noticing the intern's boat] EEEEE!! >o<

Monika : Very well! It's my time to shine, now. I put my cutest swim suit for you. Watch this~! [I ran to to the edge and dived off into the waters below, as i fell down i performed impressive flips and figures, that would put anyone watching in awe. Finally, i entered the water gracefully, making a beautiful splash that reflected the sunlight to create an iridescent rainbow around me.] Hehe~!! What did you think~?

Lucas : Love! Let's jump toget

Monika : Wait! I still have more to say!

Lucas : Love! Let's jump together! ^^

Ness : Are you fucking crazy, Luke?? Do you know how much 1000ft is?

Lucas : [Surprised and confused] Um... well... i don't know imperial units too much...

Ness : ...right, yeah, you use metric. Well, it's alot. It hurts. Even so, there's fucking sharks in the water.

Lucas : Aw, c'mon, Ness! We battled alot more dangerous than that!

Ness : Uh, first, we'd be on their home turf. Second, using PSI in water is a fucking pain, and third, knowing Chris, the sharks are starving, and boom, they bite your leg off before you think of the word PSI Thunder

Lucas : I... but... we have to! We can't lose again!

Ness : Lucas, please... [He held Lucas's hands] i don't want to lose you...

Lucas : [He looked to the floor sadly] I- I don't want to lose you either... fine...

Waluigi : COWARDS!

Chris : Chickens! Boc boc boc! [He imitated the noise of a chicken and flapped his "wings"] 

Ness : Just give us the fucking chicken hat!

Chris : Excited, are we? [He got out 2 chicken hats, and put them on Ness and Lucas]

[Ness and Lucas looked at eachother for a second, then started to giggle]

Lucas : Literally fits better than your cap!

Ness : Color goes really well with your hair! 

Wario : [Also laughing at their hats, but not lightheartedly] Waluigi! Let's show these pussies what real men look like!

Waluigi : YOU GOT IT, BRO! LET'S GO- WAAAAHHH!! [Wario just held him up and jumped off the cliff]

Wario : [They arrived in the water, Wario making a huge splash!] WAHHAHAHAHA!! I DID IT! AND YOU SNOWFLAKES COULDNT!

Waluigi : Uh- Uh YEAH! WE DID IT!

Ness : [Looking down the cliff, groans] God damnit... we're the ones that didn't do anything, this time...

Wario : [Suddenly, he felt a shark bite his bottom] OH MY GODDD!!! AAAAAAA!!!! [They swam as fast as they could to the shore]

[Ness and Lucas watched this, then looked at eachother. And yet again, they started having a laughing fit]

Wario : [Furious red, he shakes his fist] OH YOU LIKE TO LAUGH TODAY EH? I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING FUNNY!!! [Jumping in anger]

Queen : Lol Sharks? [She laughed] Ohohoho! Does Chris Think Im A Fucking Wimp I Can Solo Twenty Of Them

Adeleine : Go it, then. If you not scared so much :Y

Queen : No

Adeleine : ... not why?

Queen : Water Lol

Adeleine : Oh. Water, robot, yes, i am sorry.

Queen : Im Waterproof But It Would Ruin My Nails Lmao

Berdly : Do not jump if you don't feel like it, my Queen! It is totally understandable! I, Berdly, your loyal knight, will jump on your behalf!

Queen : OMG I Triple Dare You

Berdly : I shall honor your request! [He built a great bit of momentum and jumped off with his wings out] FOR QUEEEEEEEEEEE- [He bellyflopped straight into the water] OOUGH-!!

Queen : Ohohoho! I didnt Think Hed Actually Do It LMAO

Starlow : [She flew to see Ribbon] Hey, best-

Peach : [She got her attention and interrupted her] Um, excuse me, Starlow?

Starlow : [She groaned a little] Yeeees?

Peach : I'm really sorry for bothering you! We need to complete the challenge.... You can fly, Starlow, so i'm sure you could simply go down and touch the water, that would probably count. Can you do this for me?

Starlow : Ugh... um, i mean, yes, i can do this easily for you, Princess! Ribbon, wanna come with me?

Ribbon : Sure!! Let's go!

Adeleine : [She ran to see Ribbon] Hey, best- [She saw Ribbon and Starlow fly down together] Wait...! I need of you for carry me down...

Ribbon : Last to touch the water loses!! 

Starlow : Oh yeah?? GAME ON :P [She and Ribbon start flying straight down the fastest they can]

Adeleine : ...okay... [She walked away, then]

[Starlow and Ribbon plunge into the water with a big splash]

Starlow : HELL YEAH, I WON!

Ribbon : NO FAIR! YOU'RE WAY MORE AERODYNAMIC THAN ME! ><

Starlow : Pfft, right! Spheres aren't that aerodynamic, just admit you LOST xP

Ribbon : Grr... fine, but we're gonna do that again some time, and i'll WIN! 

Starlow : Yeah, you wish!!

Daisy : GET OUT OF THERE, THERE'S SHARKS!!!

Starlow : Ugh, okay, jeez, no need to be pushy. [Her and Ribbon got out of the water and flew to the shore]

Mr. L : MIMI!

Mimi : Ugh, WHAT?!

Mr. L : STOP CHECKING OUT PEACH AND COME JUMP OFF WITH US!

Mimi : [Blush] WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY?? GOD, FINE. [She walked over to her team begrudgingly]

Dimentio : Very well, once again, i can teleport us all to the bottom of the cliff, and- ...Where is Jevil.

Bobby : umm... over there. [He nudged his head to the direction]

Jevil : UEE HEE HEE HEE CHAOS CHAOS!!! IN THE SHARKS YOU GO!!! [He picked up Sunny, Adeleine, Rosalina and Queen, and threw them off the cliff] BYE BYE :D

Basil : SUNNY!!! [He jumped off quickly to try and save Sunny]

Sunny : ...[As the others screamed, he had a neutral expression as he fell down the cliff. This felt strangely familiar to him]

Dimentio : (...Really, again? Jevil has done nothing but help other teams both challenges. It seems like he's not as useful as I thought he'd be. Hmm...) ...On second thought, perhaps we could take a little break, this time. Let's not endanger ourselves and just relax for a bit, okay?

Mr. L : No way! I wanna-

Dimentio : Do not.

Mimi : What the hell? We'll LOSE.

Dimentio : Perhaps you are taking this game too seriously, Mimi? You can go back to Peach. Do not worry about a thing!

Mimi : [Confused] Um... okay??? You're fucking weird.

Frisk : Let's jump, Kris!

Kris : no.

Frisk : Aww, c'mon! I wanna do a big splash!!

Kris : it's too dangerous. there's sharks, and it's too high up. we're not doing this, frisk.

Frisk : >:( [They started running towards the edge as fast as they could]

Kris : FRISK!! [They ran after Frisk and grabbed them] j-jesus fuck, don't do that! [Their heart was beating really fast] please... i'm not letting you jump off...

Frisk : [They groaned and pouted] I thought you were the best sibling ever! No fun...

Peach : Daisy, Penny, Ashley, and Starlow went down... and that leaves only half of your team! Lovely! Is anyone willing to volunteer to be the next jumper?

Madeline : U-um, no...

Peach : Oh? Madeline?

Madeline : I'm... not a fan of high falls... ever since... ...I-I'm sorry...

Peach : Of course, I understand. What about you, Melody?

Melody : uhh... id rather sit back, yknow. not really looking to race against sharks

Peach : Very fair. I suppose i will have to jump... Thankfully, i have my trusty umbrella! [She got out her umbrella, and held it up in the air. Suddenly, she was grabbed, and accidentally dropped her umbrella on the ground] EEK!!

Gargantuar : [It grabbed Peach firmly again, and prepared to throw her down] GRRRHHGG

Peach : NONONO!! NOT AGAIN! LET GO OF ME YOU VILE CREATURE!!! [She was thrown down the cliff] EEEEEEEEEE!!! >< [She landed near the shore, and got up] Y-YOU CURSED DISGUSTING MONSTER! 

Gargantuar : [He jumped off the cliff himself, making sure his Imp doesn't fly off] GARGGGG

Imp : WEEEEHEEHEEEE!!! 

[The Gargantuar lands and makes an enormous splash, projecting a bunch of water on Peach and making her fall down]

Peach : AAARGH!! TO HELL WITH IT! YOU WRETCHED BEAST! YOU'LL REGRET THIS-

Rosalina : Oh my. Is this how you express your "caring and loving" personality, Peach?

Peach : [She got startled] R-Rosalina! I was.. really upset, i'm sorry! That disgusting beast just-

Rosalina : Disgusting beast, hm? How kind.

Peach : ... Come on, Rosie, look at it! It's enormous, ugly, and ugh, the smell...

Rosalina : I see. Peach, do you think the Gargantuar wanted to end up like this?

Peach : ...Um, i-i mean...

Rosalina : Let me tell you a liitle bit about that "creature". You might know that the universe which it came from has unfortunately been the victim of a zombie invasion. And... those zombies, they are not appearing out of thin air. All of the zombies were once perfectly alive people.

Peach : ...i...

Rosalina : I am willing to bet the Gargantuar you see here was once someone who fought tooth and nail against the zombies, to avoid being turned into a "hideous beast". Yet, we can see that story ended quite tragically...

Peach : Oh, jeez... but...

Rosalina : How is it so large, you're asking? Well, zombification includes body deformity, but i know the other half of the story. The person this once was was a humble bodybuilder, spending his time augmenting his strength and bulk. Yet, he wasn't all big and mean. I know for a fact he was a lovely man. Despite his strength, he never hurt a fly. He lived in a happy marriage, with a wife he loved, and a son he loved just as much. Unfortunately, he couldn't protect them forever from the zombie apocalypse... Hmm, i wonder where is that son, right now?

Imp : heeheehee!! 

Peach : [She put her hands on her mouth] I-I'm so sorry..!!

Rosalina : On a last note, while zombification decreases mental faculties greatly, and gives an uncontrollable urge for human brains, one thing it doesn't change is kindness and morality. He was the reason you won the first challenge, wasn't he? And today, it may not have been something you liked, but he tried to help again, through a way it knew. When he chased Lucas, it was simply a panic reaction to being hurt, as Lucas flew into him. The Gargantuar has never wanted to simply hurt anyone. Quite the opposite. Do you still think this is simply a vile creature?

Peach : I-I understand now... I have been cruel. I wish for peace and love, and this was against my word... I'll try to do better!

Rosalina : Good, i am happy you understand. You still are my dear friend, Peach! [She smiled, and turned away]

Peach : ...[sigh]

Peppino : [Looking down at the cliff, really nervous] M-Mamma mia...

Lucas : ...C'mon, Peppino, you can do it!

Peppino : C-Can't Spamtone do it-a instead-a??

Spamton : [[NO!]] THERE IS      NO WAY    NO WAY  NOESCAPE

Peppino : B-But why not-a??

Spamton : SPAM   TONG IS MADE OF 227% ROBOT [[Water is my poison!]]

Peppino : A-Ha... [Looks down the cliff again and swallows his saliva]

Ness : C'mon, like, most people did it here, it can't be that scary

Spamton : KEEP BEING SCARED, YOU FEAR TASTES [[10/10 STARS]]

Peppino : Y-You can-a do it-a, Peppino... [He closed his eyes... and ran away screaming] AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Spamton : [[EXPLOSION OF FLAVOR!!!]]

Ness : [Sigh] No one else's gonna jump...

Lucas : ...we should've jumped...

Peppino : AAAAAAA [While running away, he runs into Madeline]

Madeline : EEP!! [To avoid it, she instinctively makes a dash away... right at the edge of the cliff. She loses balance and falls] A-AAAAAHHH!!

Melody : SHIT, MADELINE! SHE'S GONNA FALL INTO THE SHARKS! UM- UMM- TAKE THIS! [She throws her phone and headphones to Chris]

Chris : ...? Thank you!

Melody : [She runs to the cliff and grabs Peach's umbrella on the floor, she jumps] I'M COMING! [She moves to be vertical so she falls faster, and gets to Madeline, she grabs hold of her]

Madeline : MELODY!!

Melody : I GOT YOU! [She holds up the umbrella and opens it, making them fall slowly. They fall down gently on the shore] o-oh my fucking god...

Madeline : [Melody puts her on the ground and she gets up] ...Y-You helped me! Oh god! I don't know how to thank you enough ><

Melody : dont... dont worry about it. definitely didn't wanna deal with those sharks...

Madeline : Y-yeah...

Chris : Alright, campers, since the entirety of two teams have jumped off, that means that whatever we do next, the losing teams have already been decided! So i'm just gonna announce the results. All of Night! and Move on have jumped off into the water! Congratulations to those teams for their endless courage! [He laughed] Hyperlink Blocked only had 3 people jump, and Chaos Canyon only has one! What a team of loser chickens, huh? Those 2 lose and will have to vote someone off tonight! As for the 2 winning teams, you can serve yourselves to some crates containing the parts to build an awesome hot tub! See you tonight, everyone. [He walked away]

Mimi : YEAH, OF COURSE WE LOST! I TOLD YOU, DIMENTIO!

Dimentio : A shame indeed.

Mimi : YOU MADE US LOSE! Give me ONE reason i shouldn't vote you off.

Dimentio : Did i? I only suggested a little break. But no matter. I'll have to discuss this with some of you a little later. For now, i have other matters to attend to, you see? Ciao! [He disappeared in a flash]

Mimi : [She clenched her fist and groaned] UGH! 

Ashley : [She finally came back from under the water and swam to the shore] ...there, no more sharks...

Penny : ASHLEY, YOU'RE BACK :D! W-Wait, how'd you deal with the sharks by yourself?

Ashley : [She had a slight smile] if i told you, you'd cry like a little bitch. lets go. [She grabbed Penny's arm and dragged her away to the cabins]

Penny : o-ow, don't grab me so tightly <xo!

Peach : You all did an amazing job today, team! We win again!

Daisy : Hell yeah we did! No way we were gonna lose a fuckin jumping off a cliff contest. Now let's go build our awesome hot tub!! [She ran to grab one of the crates and started lifting it up] Hnngh!

Peach : Wait, Daisy! Please, you shouldn't exert yourself like that. You're still injured, and we have to reapply your bandages... You're going to pass out if you try lifting it all the way to the cabins, okay?

Daisy : Aw, man! Come on, i'm not gonna stand there and watch you guys carry heavy stuff without helping! Also, there's 8 crates, each of us have to lift 1!

Peach : Hehe, don't worry about that, Daisy. I've got it covered.

Gargantuar : [It picked up 3 crates, one in each hand, and one in his mouth, and carried them like it was nothing]

Daisy : [Disappointed sigh] Okay...

Peach : When we get to the cabins, i'll apply the bandages to you and Ashley while the rest build the hot tub. And again, i'll bet our... handsome bodybuilder will be quite the help in construction!

Queen : Uhhhh So We Have 8 Crates 

We Have One Less Person Bc Of Yesterday

One Of Us Is Literally Dead

One Is Basically A Fly Who Cant Carry Anything

Ribbon : HEY ><

Queen : One Is Too Depressed To Do Effort

Sunny : ...

Queen : One Could Easily Just Make The Parts Assemble Themselves But Wont Do It

Rosalina : I apologize, but as a woman with responsibilities like mine, breaking a promise to a friend would be an horrific affront to everything i stand for. I will not use the powers given to me by the stars for a game show.

Queen : And Then Theres... Burghley

Berdly : Huh? Did my splendid Queen call for me?

Queen : ...

Adeleine : ...and me?

Queen : ...Youre Fine I Guess LOL

But Yea

Too Bad For That Hot Tub (I Dont Care)

Adeleine : [Sigh] Damage...

[About an hour later, they all changed back into their clothes]

Starlow : Okay, Gargantuar, take the floor planks from the crate!

Gargantuar : [He grabs a crate and turns it upside down to empty it on the ground]

Starlow : NO YOU IDIOT, THE OTHER CRATE!! YOU SPILLED ALL THE SCREWS EVERYWHERE!! [Her very high pitched voice hurt when she yelled this loud]

Peach : [Inside the cabin, wrapping bandages around Daisy's head again] Sigh... you really have to be more careful with your health, Daisy!

Daisy : Eh c'mon, it's not that bad.

Peach : ...BLOOD IS RUNNING DOWN YOUR HEAD.

Daisy : W-Well, maybe, but... uhh...

Peach : It's not gonna heal if i have to reapply the bandages so much... please, don't make them fall off again.

Daisy : Urghh...

Peach : I suppose i could try focusing healing magic on you with Starlow's help... but, those require a ton of energy, and-

Starlow : [Muffled from outside] DO YOU KNOW WHAT A FUCKING SCREWDRIVER IS??

Peach : ...I'm not sure Starlow would want to tire herself out of magic for you.

Daisy : I'd like to see her ask for my help when she's injured...

Peach : [She finishes wrapping Daisy's wound] Please try to make it stay on, this time. And now to do yours, Ashley... [She grabbed a roll of bandages and approached Ashley's head]

Ashley : [She pushed Peach away violently] DON'T TOUCH ME.

Peach : AH! [She was startled and pushed back] A-Ashley! We have to put bandages on you! It's dangerous to let a wound go uncovered! [She tried approaching again]

Ashley : [Her hair turned white and her eyes started glowing red] DON'T.

Peach : [She got scared and walked back] I-I... But...

Daisy : [She opened the door and called out for Penny] HEY SCIENCE GIRL! Your goth friend's calling for you.

Penny : Oh! I'm comiiiing!! [She ran into the cabin, and Daisy gave her a roll of bandages. She sat right next to Ashley, and started wrapping her up, holding her tongue out of concentration]

Ashley : [She just let it happen to her and closed her eyes]

Peach : ...Am i that scary, Daisy...?

Daisy : [She started to laugh]

Adeleine : [She was sitting down, legs folded up, staring at a pile of wood planks and tools on the floor] ...

Queen : So Um

Now What

Adeleine : ...[She buried her head in her thighs and sighed]

[Several hours later, at sunset]

Starlow : [Bursts open the Cabin door] HEY YOU GIRLS! WE DID IT!

Daisy : THE HOT TUB IS READY??

Starlow : YEAH!

Daisy : WOOHOO!! [She threw her dress away with her swimsuit still under, and started to run to jump in]

Peach : DAISY. [She grabbed her collar from behind to stop her] Do you remember what i said??

Daisy : ...[Sighhhhh] Yes... [Defeated, she sadly walked back in to dress back up]

Peach : Ashley, you can't go either, i'm sorry...

Ashley : ...[She stared into Peach's eyes very intensely]

Peach : Uhm... yeah. [She got out with Penny and closed the door]

Melody : aahh... fuckyea... [She relaxed in the hot water]

Madeline : [Dressing up into her swimsuit] I'm taking it the hot tub feels great? [Giggles]

Melody : damn right it does. its just missing some nice music...

...hey, wheres my stuff?

Madeline : ... You're right! Where's your headphones? And your phone??

Chris : [In his lodgings, nodding to the rhythm of the music] Those headphones are AWESOME.

Melody : ...well, i gave them to Chris...

Madeline : [She zipped her jacket back up] I'm going to get them back.

Melody : h-hey, dont worry about it, you can come try the hot tub and ill deal with him myself after-

Madeline : [Pouty] NO. I'm not coming back until i find your stuff. You saved me from dealing with the sharks, so it's only even...

Melody : um... good luck, maddy... :(

Madeline : I'll be right back, i swear! [She ran off to get them]

Penny : Hey, where's the Gargantuar?

Peach : Uhm... he can't exactly... fit inside...

Penny : Awww... poor guy :(

Starlow : Thank god, this would be infinitely less relaxing if he was here...

Peach : Yeah... [She felt a kick in the hot tub] Huh??

Mimi : YOU DON'T DESERVE IT!

Peach : Aww... someone's jealous...

Mimi : IF THAT ASSHOLE DIDN'T MAKE US LOSE, I WOULD BE IN THIS HOT TUB RIGHT NOW!

Peach : Well, i won... that's why you're outside, and i'm in it~

Mimi : [She got even madder, and started kicking the hot tub repeatedly] FUCK. YOU. BITCH. NO. FAIR. MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI

Starlow : [Extremely irritated] PEACH, MAKE HER STOP!! ><

Peach : [Covering her ears] UGH! WILL YOU KEEP QUIET IF I LET YOU IN?

Mimi : ... YES

[Cut to Mimi in the hot tub, next to peach, blushing furiously]

Melody : whats adeleine and ribbon up to? if you can bring someone, then i wanna too

Penny : They got really tired from trying to build their own hot tub, then they gave up and went to sleep... ^^"

Melody : aww, man, sad

Starlow : Eh, we fucking suffered trying to build this hot tub, so i feel like only our team deserves to enjoy it.

Melody : what about mimi?

Starlow : Duh, that was just to shut her up, she wouldn't stop throwing a fit. You better be grateful, Mimi- [She turned her head to Mimi, but she wasn't there anymore] Oh, nevermind??

Penny : Wait, what? She was here just a second ago!

Mimi : [She was quietly enjoying her time in the hot tub, when suddenly she was transported in a weird green place, and fell over butt on the floor] AH! W-What the hell just happened?

Dimentio : Hi there, Mimi. Judging from your outfit, i may have interrupted something. Apologies. Where you are is Dimension D, my own personal dimension i use for privacy.

Mimi : Oh GOD DAMNIT. It's YOU. WHAT DO YOU WANT!?

Dimentio : I wanted to talk about the vote tonight. You see, i did not make us lose simply for the fun of it. There is a certain... nuisance on the team that i'd like to get rid of. 

Mimi : Better be yourself...

Dimentio : No. It's Jevil. I have noticed he is in no way focused on the game, but rather on causing mischief. This would be fine and dandy with me, if he wasn't consistently inadvertently helping the other teams doing so. He is the sole reason Peppino was able to climb up the cliff in the first challenge, and today, half of Move on can thank Jevil for giving them... that little push. I am therefore asking of you that you vote off Jevil tonight, as he is simply a nuisance that we must be rid of.

Mimi : Oh, that's what's happening, huh? Well you know, at least he doesn't ACTIVELY make us lose.

Dimentio : I do advice you to not go against me in this dimension, Mimi. As it is my own personal dimension, i am 256 times as powerful as in Camp Wawanakwa. Oh, and, to be fair, actively making us lose is an exaggeration. I encouraged you to lose, but i was not going to stop you if you decided to jump. You, by yourself, decided to give up on trying the challenge.

Mimi : ...ugh, fine...

Dimentio : Very well. I trust i'll see you at tonight's campfire ceremony. [He snapped, and Mimi found herself in the hot tub again]

Starlow : Oh, look who's back. [She rolled her eyes] Ugh.

Mimi : [She got teleported, so she didn't get in slowly to get used to the temperature again. She screams and thrashes around] OH GOD IT BURNS!!

Penny : [Concerned] C-CALM DOWN! IT'S THE SAME TEMPERATURE! ><

[Meanwhile, at the boys' cabin]

Wario : [He slammed the door open] HEY!

Lucas : O-Oh boy, here we go...

Ness : [Sigh]

Wario : WHO DIDN'T DO ANYTHING IN THE CHALLENGE NOW, EH? EVEN THE DUMBASS FLOWER BOY DID MORE THAN YOU!

Lucas : Hhrghh... [Sparks started to crackle at the tips of his fingers, threatening to set off on Wario]

Ness : [He gently grabbed Lucas's hand to put out the sparks]

Lucas : ...Ness...

Ness : Right, we pussied out. What did you wanna say?

Wario : You'd better listen to me even MORE now, because I won't think for a second before voting you out if you don't.

Ness : Of course, yes. Do we have a target for tonight?

Wario : Yes. The annoying italian dude who keeps fucking screaming and running. Vote him tonight, or ELSE! [He jumped up and fractured a plank]

Ness : Understood.

Wario : [He walked out, not saying anything more]

Lucas : ...Ness... Why didn't you let me defend us?

Ness : Not now, Luke. We have to stay under the radar, and cooperating stays us out of trouble. I'm sorry, love, but we have to...

Lucas : [...He didn't say anything.]

Madeline : HEY, MELODY! 

Melody : maddy!!

Madeline : I got your stuff back!! It took... effort.

Melody : fuck, YES! god, you're the best, maddy!

Madeline : Eh, i had to... [Smiling] What's Mimi doing here? Not that i mind too much...

Melody : long story, dont worry about it

Penny : Feeling better, Mimi?

Mimi : mhm.. [She quietly nodded, embarassed]

Peach : You can't even handle a hot bath...

Mimi : Shut UP ><!

Melody : [She grabbed her phone and set it to some relaxing music, without the headphones to make a nice vibe for everyone] muuuuch better.

Madeline : [Giggles] You're right, you're much happier suddenly!

Melody : ey, what you waiting for? come in!

Madeline : O-Oh! Right! [She quickly changed into her swimsuit and got in the tub. She sat next to Melody] Well... this IS relaxing... [She leaned back and closed her eyes]

Melody : [She did the same] ...hey, maddy?

Madeline : yeah...?

Melody : if you want, you can call me mel

Madeline : Mel...?

Melody : yea, thats what my best friends call me :p

Madeline : A-Ah! Yeah, sure! You're my best friend too, Mel...! [She smiled greatly]

Melody : [She gave a thumbs up and a friendly wink, then went back to relaxing]

Daisy : [She's standing at the cabin's window, watching the hot tub] ...mmnghh.. [She turned back and sat on her bed] I-I didn't wanna get in that stupid fucking hot tub anyway! ...[She started to tear up and sob]

Ashley : ...[She looked away, also saddened]

[Night time, near the dock of shame]

Chris : Welcome here, everyone, to the Campfire Ceremony! For half of you guys, this is your first time here. For the other ones... welcome back! [He laughed]

Lucas : Don't need to rub it in...

Chris : It's reaaaally funny though. 

Waluigi : SURE WONDER WHY WE LOST, EH?

Lucas : [He stood up in frustration] OH FUCK OFF! YOU'RE LITERALLY THE REASON WE LOST THE FIRST TIME-

Chris : I don't care WHY you're here, what matters is that you're here again. Since Chaos Canyon doesn't exactly know how it works yet, we're gonna start with Hyperlink Blocked's second elimination to demonstrate! Oh, by the way, Nastasia's back, everybody. [He held his ear to listen carefully]

Nastasia : ...What are you...

Chris : Yyyep, i don't hear a single cheer! About what i expected.

Nastasia : Umm... they're all here due to losing. No one would have the morale to cheer right n-

Chris : Hyperlink Blocked, please take your papers and write out your votes on them in the confessional, then hand them to me.

[Static]

Lucas : [Sigh] I don't feel good doing this. But Ness trusts me to do this, so... [He showed his vote with Peppino marked on it]

[Static]

Ness : [Sigh] I don't feel good doing this, but right now we cooperate and we're safe, or we try to play rebel and we just get out. [He showed his Peppino vote]

[Static]

Wario : I'd have voted the dumbass robot, but his vote being so cheap is really useful. So i'm voting the pussy that keeps screaming! He reminds me of someone... OH YEAH, HE'S KINDA LIKE MARIO! [Angered by just thinking about him, he clenched his fist in the air and crushed the vote that was in it] 

[Static]

Waluigi : [Messing with the important files of the episode] Wahaha... [He crossed something and replaced it] ...[He noticed the camera was on] Eh? WAH!! TURN IT OFF!! [He reached for it]

[Static]

Spamton : [[HEHEHEHEHEHEHE]] YES!!! YESTERDAY I GOT ONE KROMER [He held up one coin] AND TODAY I GOT ONE KROMER [He held up another coin] THAT'S TWO KROMER! TWO! [HA HA HA]

[Static]

Basil : I was the only other one that jumped, so they gave me a break... but... [He showed his vote for Peppino] If i still side with them, they'll be even less likely to hurt Sunny...

[Static]

Peppino : They threatened-a me to do this-a! What else can i do but comply?? [He showed his vote for himself]

[Static]

Chris : Okay, i've got all the votes! The first vote is for... Peppino Spaghetti.

Peppino : [He held his head and screamed] AHH!!

Chris : Second vote... Peppino Spaghetti.

Peppino : [He held his head tighter and screamed again] AAAAAHH!!!

Chris : Third vote... Peppino Spaghetti.

Peppino : MAMMA MIA!! WHO IS VOTING-A FOR ME???

Chris : Fourth vote... Peppino Spaghetti.

Peppino : [He got up and started jumping in panic] AAAAAAAA

Chris : Fifth vote... Peppino Spaghetti.

Peppino : AAAAAAAAAAA

Ness : ...uh

Waluigi : SHHHHH!!!

Chris : Sixth vote... Peppino Spaghetti.

Peppino : [He's running in circles, screaming at the top of his lungs] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chris : Last vote! The tension rises, who will be eliminated? The seventh vote...

Peppino : [Still screaming]

Chris : ...is...

Basil : [Biting his nails] The suspense is killing me...!

Chris : ...Peppino Spaghetti. Peppino, with 7 votes, you're-

Peppino : AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! [He run away extremely fast, so fast he's running on the water again, and he runs off, to the horizon...]

Chris : ... alright! That was weird. Anyway, let's not waste any time. Chaos Canyon, you saw how they did it, so please get in the confessional!

[Static]

Dimentio : I don't need to explain myself, do i? [He showed his vote for Jevil]

[Static]

Mimi : God knows i have a real fucking urge to vote Dimentio. But i guess we gotta take care of this first... [She showed her vote for Jevil]

[Static]

Mr. L : Master Dimentio told me to vote this guy. [He shows his vote for Jevil] I don't wanna go through the punishment for insubordination again...

[Static]

Kris : ... [They showed their vote for Bobby]

[Static]

Frisk : [They showed their vote for Kris] They didn't let me jump into the water! [They crossed their arms and pouted] Hmph. 

[Static]

Bobby : honestly, monika. that girl freaks me out. she keeps talking to herself. [

[Static]

Jevil : [He was laughing like an idiot at his vote] HEE HEE HEE HEE!!

[Static]

Monika : Hey, it's me Monika~ I didn't have time to say anything earlier, so i'm using this line to say some stuff. First, maybe you wondered why some characters cared about a million dollars when they'd normally be above all of this? Well, in this world, they all feel an urge to win, as if it's their purpose for existing, and, well, that's the case, isn't it? They were written in here to serve as contestants, so it's their way of life. Yours truly Monika, however, is above all of this~ I'm aware this is a mere fanfiction, one who really could be better at that, and the million dollars is just an abstract idea in the mind of the author. I could write myself a million dollars right now! I'm here because i want to spend time with you. Unfortunately, i have some trouble with that... i only have 2 lines in this chapter! I'm really at a loss of what to do...

Chris : ARE YOU GONNA GET OUT, ALREADY?!

[Static]

Chris : Alright, i have all the votes. The first vote is blank. SOMEONE spent too much time in the confessional, and forgot to vote. [Groan] The second vote is for Jevil.

Jevil : PITY, PITY!

Chris : The third vote is for... Monika.

Monika : A

Monik

M

onika

Chris : No reaction? Alright. The fourth vote... Kris.

Kris : [They turned their head to Bobby and stared him down, intimidatingly]

Bobby : ...w-what'd i do??

Chris : Fifth vote... Bob-omb.

Bobby : [Sigh...]

Kris : ...

Frisk : WHO VOTED BOBBY :(??

Chris : Sixth vote... Chris McLean...?

Jevil : BAHA! HEEEHEHEHEHEE!!! [He rolled on the floor laughing] 

Chris : NOT funny. [He threw the vote behind him, in the ocean] The last 2 votes are for the same person. Kris, Bobby, Jevil, Monika... one of you is getting out tonight. I was gonna do something suspenseful, but Jevil is being a little clown over here, so i'm just gonna say it : It's him. The last 2 votes are for Jevil. You're eliminated, please walk down the dock of shame and get into the Boat of Lose-

Jevil : METAMORPHOSIS! [He metamorphosed into a paper plane and threw himself far into the sky, flying off, never to be seen again...]

Chris : OH DAMN IT! YOU GUYS HAVE TO USE THE BOAT OF LOSERS! NOT JUST FLY OR RUN AWAY! Ughhh... well, i guess this concludes this episode. I promise, next time both of the eliminations will use the Boat of Losers! They were 32... and now, they're 28! Any of them have a chance to win, so, to see who does, stay tuned, for the next episodes of Total Drama : CROSSOVER OF THE STARS!

[Some time later, in the middle of the night]

Adeleine : [She got up from her bed, and opened the door to go outside.]

Ribbon : [She flew to Adeleine] Où va tu?

(Where you going?)

Adeleine : Oh, salut Ribbon! Euh, je m'suis réveillée au milieu de la nuit, et je pouvais pas me rendormir donc, euh, je voulais sortir faire une peinture nocturne, tu vois?

(Oh, hi Ribbon! Uh, i woke up in the middle of the night, and i couldn't get myself to sleep again, so, uh, i wanted to paint some nighty stuff, yknow?)

Ribbon : Oh, est-ce que je peux venir? Je n'arrive pas a me rendormir non plus... ^^'

(Oh, can i come with you? I can't go back to sleep either... ^^")

Adeleine : Vas-y!

(Sure!)

[Adeleine and Ribbon got out of the cabins and started walking to somewhere that looks nice. Then, someone called out]

Starlow : HEY, BESTIE!

Ribbon : [She turned towards Starlow] :o :D Starlow!! You're STILL in the hot tub??

Starlow : Yeah! You wanna come? As a member of Night!, i give you permission!

Ribbon : Hell yeah! [She quickly flew near the hot tub]

Adeleine : [She ran there too] Hey, i can come too?

Starlow : [She glared at Adeleine] I don't know you.

Adeleine : h-huh...?

Ribbon : [She looked sadly at Adeleine] U-um... sorry Addie... you need permission... and, she doesn't know who you are...

Adeleine : ...Oh...

Ribbon : ...Sorry Starlow, i'll-

Adeleine : No, not grave, go have fun in the hot water, i will go paint. [She just walked away, quietly] ...

Ribbon : [She felt guilty, and watched Adeleine walk away] ...

Starlow : Come in, Ribbon, what are ya waiting for?

Ribbon : Oh yeah! [She came closer again] Um... do..  do i have to be naked?

Starlow : ...?? What??

Ribbon : I-I mean! You are, so um, i thought...

Starlow : Me?? Naked?? Who's naked?? Are you blind? [She moved her feet to make them evident] I have SHOES!

Ribbon : R-Right. [She changed into her swimsuit, and got in] mmmhh.. ,')

Starlow : [She smiled] It's awesome, huh?

Ribbon : Yeah... too bad my team never managed to build it...

Starlow : Heh, at least you can use mine!

Ribbon : Yeah! How'd you build it?

Starlow : Uhh... well, i mostly just gave orders... but that's the most important part! Right? ...Uh, so, who WAS that girl?

Ribbon : Oh, that was Adeleine... she's been my friend forever, and she's really cool! She's french, so she tries to speak english from what she knows... it's... an attempt.

Starlow : Yeah, i noticed that.

Ribbon : I like her, but I really do wish she took time to learn english... she read over her old english classes before the show, but that's it. It's getting tiring being a translator, and it'd make it alot easier to communicate with others!

Starlow : Yeah, i get the struggle. Though, at least she can somewhat speak english! When i was the guide of the group for those 2 italian brothers, i had to do ALL the talking. Aside from a couple catchphrases, those 2 couldn't speak a word of english! Sometimes, they talked between eachother, in italian, and it just sounded like pure gibberish! [She and Ribbon laughed]

Ribbon : Sounds rough, maybe i'm lucky next to you! And yeah, french is already hard enough, but Italian is way over my head. Adeleine admires a bunch of italian painters and stuff... I can't even begin to pronounce their names!

Starlow : Well, they've learnt English since, the green guy is here, even if he's brainwashed or something he's still speaking perfect english. Iunno about his brother Mario, but hopefully he did too. [Sigh] I do miss going on adventures...

Ribbon : Oh, you can't go anymore...?

Starlow : Yeah, i can't, i made some really shitty money decisions and now i don't have the budget to travel for so long. So i... mostly just stay at Star Haven. I'm hoping if i win the million, i can invest to go on cool adventures again.

Ribbon : Aww... good luck, Starlow...

Starlow : Thanks :) What about you?

Ribbon : Eh, i just... wanna be rich ^^"

Starlow : [She giggled] That's a good reason too!

Ness : [He's sleeping soundly] Mmnn...

Lucas : (Ness!)

Ness : ..mnn?

Lucas : (Ness!!!)

Ness : (L...Luke? You're in my dream?)

Lucas : (Um... yeah, i have to talk to you in the real world, c'mon, wake up!)

Ness : (urgh... alright...) [He slowly opened his eyes] Yeah...?

Lucas : Ness! It's not fair, we're sleeping in a bed, but Kris and their sibling are sleeping outside on the grass! It's UNFAIR! We're going to see them!

Ness : T-that's why you woke me up?

Lucas : ...Yeah... come on! Please!

Ness : Fiiiine...

[Ness got out of his bed and held Lucas's hand, then they went out the door]

Lucas : Hey, Kris!

Kris : ...hey

Frisk : Hey, it's the 2 boys that sit at our table with us :D

Lucas : I felt really bad that you're not allowed to go in the cabins, so... [He laid lown next to Kris] We're gonna sleep here too!

Kris : ...[They appreciated it] y-you dont have to...

Ness : Wait, we're SLEEPING here?? I never agreed to THAT-

Lucas : C'mon, Ness, solidarity!

Ness : ...[He sighed, and laid on the ground too] ...

Frisk : Yay! We're all sleeping together ^-^!

Kris : ... ness, it's fine...

Ness : ...I have an idea.

Lucas : ...Huh? What's your idea, Ness?

Ness : [He got up] Okay, so, we got a bunch of unused wood planks here, and a bunch of trees, so we're gonna build a treehouse.

Lucas : A treehouse?? Really? How are we...

Ness : Kris will climb on a tree, then Lucas, you and me will use PSI to make the tools and wood fly up to Kris, and they'll just put them in place from then.

Frisk : W-What about me??

Ness : Frisk! Uhh... you can get the mattresses out! You can get me and lucas's, and then the ones that were used by the eliminated contestants!

Frisk : Okay! :D

Kris : [They ran to a tree nearby and started climbing it]

Ness : Alright Luke, let's get to work!

Lucas : O-Okay, Ness!

[Ness, Lucas, and Kris got to work making the treehouse]

Ribbon : ...Hey, they're taking the pieces of our hot tub!!

Starlow : Oh! Uh...well, were you using them anyway...?

Ribbon : ...N-No, i guess...

Starlow : Also, they're building a treehouse? Out of pieces for a hot tub? Right, will be fun to see them try! [Ribbon and Starlow giggled]

Frisk : [They ran into the boy's cabin, and started dragging out Ness and Lucas's mattresses]

Bobby : [Woken up by the ruckus] eh...? 

Frisk : :ooo BOBBY! [They grabbed Bobby and ran bring them outside]

Bobby : h-huh?? WHAT'S HAPPENI-

[Chef's Underground Market]

Madeline : [She opened the door] ... Woah... so it's real!

Chef : Hey.

Melody : oh, maddy! heya

Madeline : Mel!! What are you doing here? I thought you were sleeping...

Melody : well, im buying tomorrows mash potato ticket for our group :p

Madeline : Oh... can... can i help split the price?

Melody : thatd be really cool!

Chef : 6.99$, please.

[Madeline and Melody split the price in half]

Chef : Thank you, here's your ticket. [He gave Melody a ticket] Hand it to me discretely tomorrow.

[Madeline and Melody get out of the shop and begin to walk back to their cabin]

Melody : tysm, maddy, that was awesome of you. well, tbh, youre awesome

Madeline : [She smiled] Aww, thanks... you're awesome too, though.

Melody : eh if you say so :p

Madeline : That's pretty expensive for mash potato, though... maybe... we could ask Adeleine and Ribbon to split the price even more?

Melody : uh maybe, but like, i doubt they could lol

Madeline : Why not...?

Melody : well, first ribbon is like, twice the size of a penny, so she couldnt help much...

Madeline : Well, you're right...

Melody : and im pretty sure if addie gave chef some euros, chef would yell at her to get some actual fucking money

Madeline : [The girls both giggled] Yeah, you're probably right. I guess we're the providers for the group!

Melody : hehe, yea. hey, that addie?

Madeline : ...It is! What is she doing here so late...?

Melody : [She walked up to her] hey, addie!

Adeleine : Hello...

Melody : whatcha doing here?

Adeleine : Paint...

Melody : ...uh, what are ya painting then?

Adeleine : ...[She pointed at the landscape in front of her, she was at the border with the sea]

Melody : um... you okay, addie? you dont look so happy

Adeleine : I am going good... leave me alone!

Melody : well... you can always talk to me, okay? ill listen

Adeleine : [She just nodded quietly]

Melody : [She went back to Maddy and started walking to the cabins again] shes just painting... i guess.

Madeline : Okay... I hope she's okay...

Melody : yeah... me too.

[The girls walked off, leaving Adeleine alone.]

Chapter Text

Bobby : ...[The sunlight hits his face, slowly opening his eyes] mmnngh... [He stands up, and begins to walk out. He kicks open the door, walks through it, and then-] AAAAAAGHH!!?

Frisk : [They caught Bobby's leg mid-fall] WOAH! Be careful!! We're really high up! [They pulled Bobby back up, with great effort] NNNGH ><

Bobby : ?? what the he- [He glanced at Frisk and caught himself] w-what in the world happened?

Frisk : You don't remember :(? Me and Kris and Kris's friends built a treehouse all on our own to sleep in ^^!

Bobby : oh, right... so... you guys did manage to build it, huh? that's actually pretty impressive.

Frisk : Hehe, I know~! I got all the beds so they could bring them up with their cool powers!

Bobby : yeah, and i… stood at the side falling asleep. that's about as much work, really

Frisk: [They started to look sad]

Bobby : umm… i mean, good job, kid, the treehouse looks great!

Frisk : Thanks :D

Bobby : …so, um, how do i get down…?

Frisk : Kris told me to wait here, and they'd pick me up some time! They said it was too dangerous for me to climb up and down…

Bobby : wait, they just left you here? they were really paranoid about you being safe so leaving you in a high place sounds like a really bad idea

Frisk : They said that too, but I reeeeally wanted to be up here, and after a while they let me ^^! They’re the best :D

Bobby : [Slightly concerned] uh, yeah… they seem… good.

Kris : [Grabbing fistfuls of berries and shoving them in their mouth]

Lucas : …Kris! They could be poisonous, be a bit more careful ><

Ness : [Groan] Why are we searching for berries anyway? Chef gives us a free meal every morning!

Lucas : I'm not taking another fucking bite of Chef's "cooking"!

Ness : [He looked a bit concerned] …Aw, come on, Luke… I liked it…

Lucas : [He crossed his arms and pouted] I don't understand you people…

[The loudspeakers made an unbearable screech]

Lucas : AH! [He covered his ears]

Kris : [Too busy stuffing themselves to notice]

Ness : [He covered his ears too] I guess that's our alarm every day… ><

Chris : GOOD MORNING CAMPERS! This is your 3rd day here, you survived! Congratulations!! [Giggle] Go to the cafeteria and get your meal before it's too late!

Ness : Alright, i'm going there, i'm hungry as hell

Lucas : [Sigh] Kris ate all the berries before I could get one, so, fine… [He took Ness's hand and followed him to the cafeteria] Kris, you coming?

Kris : [They bolted to the cafeteria, zooming past Ness and Lucas]

[Cafeteria]

[Melody uses her ticket and goes to sit down]

Adeleine : have you buy mash again?

Melody : well, i wasnt gonna let you guys eat gruel again lol. [she looks around at the table] hey arent we missing someone?

Madeline : Oh! Yeah, Ribbon, she kind of…

Adeleine : She is go with her new friend… [She pointed behind her with her thumb, looking upset]

Melody : more potato for us then :p

Madeline : B-But, that’s still really unfortunate though..!!

Melody : [looks over at Ribbon and Starlow] i guess so. idk, i feel like her making more friends is a good thing, isnt it?

Adeleine : I imagine… [She rested her cheek on her hand and looked to the floor]

Melody : [Sets the potato in the middle of the table and starts splitting it up] maybe some actual food will take your mind off it?

Madeline : Thanks… by the way.

Melody : you paid for part of it too lol :p its nothing tho

Madeline : Oh, um- right… ^^” [Awkwardly laughs and digs into her plate]

Adeleine: [Sigh] … [Takes a small bite of hers]

Frisk : [Sitting at the edge of the treehouse doorway] …Hungry… where's Kris :(

Bobby : [sigh] me too… they probably something important if they had to wake up before the alarm tho…

Frisk : [Giggles] One time, Kris woke up at night and went away, and when they came back at the morning, Mom was really mad! They had to sit in the corner for an HOUR!

Bobby : h…how long ago was that?

Frisk : Oh, it was just before we saw the ad for the show!

Bobby : so… corner punishment for 16 year olds. i have no idea what parents are doing today…

Frisk : What about your parents, Bobby?? Do they punish you?

Bobby : …i don't… know… [He tried hard to remember something but gave up, and looked sadly at the horizon they could see]

Frisk : Maybe if I hit you really hard you'll remember? [They picked up Ness's bat]

Bobby : WAIT-

Peach : I'm not putting another gram of that filth into my mouth.

Daisy : Ugh, lower your standards, Peachy, it's that or going without eating…

Peach : [Groan] I was eating lobster and caviar coming back from school when I was 12, it's hard to just remove standards like that. And when you grow up like me, this is pretty much inedible!

Daisy : Rrright. Well, maybe Sarasaland was never as rich as the Mushroom Kingdom, but I did eat pretty fancy stuff too, when I was a princess… and it was hard to get used to um, "cheap" food, so I get it. But still, what are you gonna do, not eat?

Peach : Uugh…

Ribbon : I wish I ate fancy stuff… I'm friends with the Fairy Queen, but she's not really a sharer ^^"

Starlow : Hey, maybe i could pester some people until they give you some… you wouldn't believe how far you can go by asserting your authority!

Ribbon : W-Woa, you would actually do that??

Starlow : Well, um, I don't promise, but I could!

Ribbon : Omg!! Thanks!! :D

Starlow : Hehe~ Hey, why didn't you bring mash potato today?

Ribbon : Oh- um- …I didn't have enough… potato..??

Starlow : Aww… [She rolled her eyes] Well, get more, because i'm not eating this mystery slop every day

Ribbon : I'll try… [Glancing at Melody]

[The door slammed open]

Chris : What's up campers? Did you miss me?

[Collective groan]

Chris : I'll take it as a compliment!

Ashley : id have been happier seeing you dead…

Chris : Thanks, you're cool too! Anyway, enjoyed your food? I don't care actually, but it's an important question. You're probably waiting for me to announce the challenge, but i have a little surprise : The challenge has already started!

Penny : Yay :D! But, what do we have to do, Chris?

Chris : Oh, actually, why don't i let my assistant Nastasia explain the challenge? [Giggles meanly]

Nastasia : [She really didn't look happy]

Starlow : Come on, we don't have forever!

Penny : What's the challenge, Nastasia…? Why are you so sad?

Nastasia : …[Sigh] I'd like to say none of this was approved by me and it was all against my wishes. Chris hid sleeping pills in all of your gruels… and the challenge is to fight the effects of them, as in, don't fall asleep. The last 2 teams to have anyone in it still up win immunity… the rest are up for elimination.

Starlow : SLEEPING PILLS? I thought preventing that kind of mischief was your job, Nastasia!

Nastasia : [Very distressed] CHRIS CUT ALL THE COMMUNICATION LINES TO OUTSIDE THE ISLAND! IF I WANTED TO CONTACT THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS, ID HAVE TO PHYSICALLY ALL THE WAY THERE MYSELF, WITH A BOAT!

Chris : [Laughing]

Nastasia : YOU'RE ACTIVELY DRUGGING OUR PARTICIPANTS, CHRIS!

Chris : Well, go report it to the directors, then!

Peach : Hold on, wouldn't the directors… see what's happening on TV?

Chris : You think the higher ups WATCH the show? [He wheezed of laughter] Yeah, right! All they do is sit on their ass and rack up the money, while i work mine off hosting!

Starlow : [Groan] You're getting sued to hell and back when i'm home!

Chris : Not so fast, your joining contract prevents you from doing that! I thought you read it all before signing?

Starlow : UGH!

Nastasia : [Pained sigh] I’m sorry, campers… good luck staying awake. [She silently walked away]

Chris : Well, you heard the girl! Stay awake as long as possible! And don't bother trying to hide, anywhere you fall asleep, i will know. That also means, feel free to go anywhere you want, this is a little break time to relax… not too much tho! Cya! ...Also, Mari is technically asleep. [He walked away as well]

Adeleine : Ugh, We are already only 6 and the challenge just came to start

Melody : oh, uh, alright then imma go back to the cabins, you coming maddy?

Madeline : Sure thing! Adeleine, what about…

Adeleine : [Walks towards Ribbon, about to say something]

Ribbon : Wanna race to the bottom of the cliff again? The cold water’s DEFINITELY gonna keep us awake! [Giggles]

Starlow : Sure, let's go!

[Starlow and Ribbon flew out the window towards the cliff]

Adeleine : [Runs up to the window, but they're already gone] R-Ribbon, attends- … [Sigh]

Madeline : …[She feels bad] Addie…

Adeleine : [She turns back and follows Madeleine and Melody] Yes… I come.

Mr. L : A challenge where we do nothing? What kind of lame ass challenge is this?? Is the Green Thunder really gonna play “Who can sleep last in the sleepover”? Ugh, I'm heading out, L-ater. [He ran for the door, without thinking]

Daisy : A challenge where we do nothing? What kind of lame ass challenge is this?? I came for the extreme challenges! Ugh, I’m gonna do some exercise to keep myself awake, cya! [She also ran for the door]

[Mr. L and Daisy ran into eachother hard]

Daisy : AGH- FUCK! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, ASSHOLE! [She felt for her head to see if the bandages were still on tight]

Mr. L : NOT MY FAULT YOU WERE IN MY WAY! YOU B- [He looked up and saw Daisy's face, then blushed] …I'm so sorry ma’am! I'll be more careful…

Daisy : …Eh? I know you were about to call me a bitch, don't act all nice now.

Mr. L : [He held Daisy's hand] I'm sorry again, ma'am. But I just noticed how beautiful you are... the green thunder got struck by the lightning of love! Will you be-

Daisy : (Oh, fuck, of all the things to stay...) [She quickly pulled back her hand] Um- I-I don't have time, we're in the middle of a challenge! And... i'm already training with my friend, sorry! [She grabs Rosa's arm and runs out]

Mr. L : Oh, man... [He got sad, but then got back up] Wait! Of course she ran away, i just asked her out like that! I didn't even bring any flowers, god, i'm STUPID! I'm gonna find this lady the best damn flowers on this island, she'll swoon for me! [He ran off to find pretty flowers]

Rosalina : D-Daisy! Not so rough!

Daisy : [She let go of Rosalina's arm] S-Sorry, Rosie. Needed a quick escape route, Luigi's big crush on me didn't go away when Dimentio did whatever he did, so he's trying again...

Rosalina : Love is a force even i can't control... This is an embarrassing situation indeed.

Daisy : Yeah... well, anyway, since you're here, we're gonna exercise together! 

Rosalina : Pardon...?

Daisy : What, you scared of exercising a little?

Rosalina : I... have not exercised often, that is true.

Daisy : Jeez, that's bad! You're like, super old, you gotta keep in shape!

Rosalina : I am constantly quite busy, and the Comet Observatory isn't exactly focused on having equipment for that purpose... also, my Lumas insist on doing all the heavy lifting for me.

Daisy : Pfft, you don't need any equipment to exercise. I'll show you : We're gonna run around the island 5 times!

Rosalina : F-FIVE TIMES?

Daisy : Damn right, 5 times! C'mon, the island's not that big!

Rosalina : Daisy, i-

Daisy : [She started running] C'monnn, follow me! AND NO FLYING!

Rosalina : H-Hold on! Wait for me! [She ran after Daisy]

Bobby : [He's drawing something, looking stressed out]

Frisk : Whoa, your house looks awesome :D

Bobby : huh?? that's not a house!?

Frisk : Oh... what is it?

Bobby : i don't know... i tried hard to remember the people in my life before the show, and i managed to get out this image from my brain

Frisk : ...pink and yellow scribbles! 

Bobby : yeah... it's all still really fuzzy... i can't remember more precisely

Frisk : Hold on, i'll make it all better! [They picked up crayons and started scribbling a face on Bobby's drawing]

Bobby : s-stop drawing on my memories!!

[Melody, Madeline and Adeleine are back to their cabin, in the pool]

Melody : [Smoking again, her headsets off to let the others hear]

Adeleine : [Leaning back, being pretty happy] Thanks to have let me in the pool, the girls... ,')

Madeline : Hey, it's nothing! You needed something to cheer you up, and you're our friend. There's no way we would have gone in without you!

Melody : ya, im happy it lifted your spirits a bit. ribbons not abandoning you, she's just making friends, i promise

Adeleine : ...yeah... yesterday night, she rejected me of this pool to be with her new friend -.-

Melody : ow, thats harsh. thats why you were painting alone in the middle of the night?

Adeleine : yeah...

Madeline : Oh! By the way, i saw the painting this morning. It's really good! You're really impressive!

Adeleine : [She blushed a little, not expecting a compliment] Oh- euh... thank you...!

Melody : heh i agree, you're a damn great artist, addie!

Adeleine : [She blushed more and covered her face] I-I'm not as good as this!

Melody : huh? as... what?

Adeleine : ...[She looked down sadly]

Melody : right... no helpful translating fairy today ^^'

Adeleine : [She just sighed, and went quiet]

Melody : [She takes another puff of her cigarette]

Adeleine : [Looking at her, with her cheek resting on her hand]

Melody : ...you want one, addie?

Adeleine : Sure...? If it don't annoy you...

Melody : no prob, again youre my friend [She passes a cigarette to Adeleine, and lits it up]

Adeleine : [She takes a puff of it, then immediately regrets it] A-AGH! [COUGH COUGH] >< P-PUTAIN- [COUGH]

Melody : shit, you okay?? [She pats Addie's back to help her cough]

Adeleine : Eugh... I never smoked before... sorry... i wanted to try...

Melody : ohhh [She giggles] yeah, makes sense. you get used to it :p why take it if you never did it before, tho?

Adeleine : ...I wanted be cool...

Melody : oh, well, thats a lesson learned, i guess ^^"

Queen : Lol A Sleeping Challenge? Im Not A Dumb Human I Dont Need To Sleep

Berdly : [Already half falling asleep on the table] Y...Yay... go my Queen....

Queen : Berdly Dont Fucking Sleep You Heard Me

Berdly : Y-Yes Queen! I won't sleep! I have to uphold my duty of being your knight!

Queen : Yeah You Better

Anyway

As I Said I Dont Need To Sleep LMAO

Waluigi : YEAH, BUT YOU NEED TO CHARGE!

Queen : Oh Yea True Im Low On Battery Too I Forgot To Plug Myself Last Night Wheres My Charger

...

Berdly Do You Have It

Berdly : e..eh...?

Waluigi : I HAVE IT, DUMBASS!

Queen : Ohhh Cool Can You Give It Back

Wario : Oh you want it back? [He holds out his hand] 100k dollars.

Queen : ...

What

Wario : We have your charger hostage, if you want it back, hand over the fucking money!

Queen : [She laughed] LMAO Who The Fuck Do You Think You Are

Okay Berdly Make Yourself Useful And Get My Charger Back From Those Weirdos

Berdly : [He's face down on the table, asleep]

Queen : ...Fuck

Waluigi : WAHAHAHAHAHA

Wario : Mmm.. [He took Queen's charger, and swallowed it whole]

Waluigi : ...WHAT THE FUCK, WARIO?

Wario : What?

Waluigi : WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HOLD IT HOSTAGE UNTIL WE GOT PAID, NOT FUCKING EAT IT!

Wario : Oh, yeah... well, i was hungry as hell. Alright i'm gonna take a nap to digest now fuck off [He went into a corner and fell asleep, snoring very loudly]

Queen : ...Ok Im Gonna Beat Your Ass [She got up from her chair and walked towards Waluigi]

Waluigi : OH YOU WANT A FIGHT EH? COME HERE YOU- [He got one punch to the head and immediately passed out]

Queen : Weak Bitch

I Need A Charger

Spamton : [[Well, you're in luck]] DEAR QUEEN!! IVE GOT JUST       THE THING      FOR YOU!!!!

Queen : Who Are You

Spamton : IM SPAM    TONGSPAMTON!!!! [[NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997]] [He held out a charger] HERE'S YOUR COMMAND

Queen : Hell Yeah Give It To Me

Spamton : [[You want it? It's yours, my friend! As long as you've got enough]] DOLLARS!! YOU'RE A PRETTY LADY, SO YOU CAN HAVE IT FOR 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9

Queen : What The Fuck

Spamton : 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9

Queen : Stop

Spamton : 9 9 9 9 9 9 9 9

Sunny : [He walked away from everyone else to be alone, and sat down near a waterfall. Then, he closed his eyes]

[A bit away, the other RPG kids were hanging out]

Lucas : I know this island's a real trash dump, but like... it kinda reminds me of my childhood in a way. Back at Nowhere...

Ness : Aww, cute... i can see it, yeah. Well, from what you've told me.

Lucas : I can see myself play with Claus in the cafeteria. [Sigh]

Kris : ...who?

Lucas : Oh, um, my brother. I don't wanna talk about it

Kris : ...yeah, i miss my brother too

Lucas : ...

Basil : ...[Staring away from everyone else]

Ness : What are you lookin at, Basil?

Basil : Oh! Um... nothing. [Nervous] I-it's a pretty waterfall, isn't it?

Ness : [He looked over there] Yeah, i guess. ...oh, there's Sunny.

Basil : W-Whoa... Sunny...! I-I didn't notice him, hehe...

Ness : ...You were staring at Sunny, huh?

Lucas : Again?

Basil : N-NO! I wasn't... >< [He blushed]

Ness : You think me and Luke met by just staring at eachother from afar?

Basil : W...what...?

Ness : Everyone noticed your enormous crush on Sunny! Do you think staring at him from a mile away is gonna advance anything? Me and Luke met when we were 12 after i saved him from a living statue, and we got together in subspace. We had an adventure, and it didn't happen after staring at eachother enough. There's no need to play the long game and get so close to a relationship for half the show, we're doing it RIGHT NOW!

Basil : W-Wait! No! I'm not ready-

Ness : [He started running for Sunny]

Basil : NESS! D-DON'T BOTHER HIM- [He ran after Ness]

Lucas : ...Um, guess they went away.

Kris : ...

Lucas : ...When i think about it, did Sunny ever say what's up with his eye? The gray one.

Kris : [Shrug]

Lucas : Speaking about eyes, why do you hide yours? And why does your sibling's eyes look like that?

Kris : will you stop asking quest... ...wait, SHIT! [They realized something and booked away]

Lucas : W-Wait...! ...[Sigh] Okay.

Mr. L : [Desperately searching in bushes for pretty flowers, in the deep parts of the forest] Ugh... isn't there any goddamn roses or something on that goddamn island!?

[In his search, he didn't notice a bear making his way to him. It growled menacingly]

Mr. L : [He had no reaction, and just kept searching

[The bear tried again and growled louder]

Mr. L : WILL YOU SHUT UP? I'M BUSY HERE!

[The bear stopped... and just walked away annoyed]

Mr. L : ...Hey, what's this? [In the bush, he picked up a little wooden statue] Some kind of... statue of Chris? Heh, this guy really loves himself. If it wasn't of Chris, it'd make a great gift! God dammit... [He threw the statue behind himself, and it lands in the river. It gets carried by the current]

Ribbon : [Flying up to the 1000ft cliff with Starlow] ...

Starlow : C'mon, Ribbon, why are you so damn slow?

Ribbon : S-Sorry... I'm already feeling... so tired...

Starlow : ALREADY?!

Ribbon : Y-Yeah... The pills must've had a big effect on small little me... hah...

Starlow : Ugh, well, fight it, because you said we'd race down the cliff!

Ribbon : Yeah, you're right... s-sorry! [She accelerated]

Kris : [Running desperately] shit shit shit im the worst sibling of all time oh my god ><

[They arrive at the treehouse, and quickly climb the ladder]

Kris : FRISK?! I'M SO SORRY, I FORGOT TO COME BACK! FRISK!? I- [They get to the top of ladder, and see the inside of the treehouse] ...eh...?

Frisk : [They were sleeping peacefully, squeezing Bobby in their arms like a plushie]

Kris : [They ran inside the treehouse] GET AWAY FROM FRISK!

Bobby : SHHH! trust me, if i could get away, i would've.

Kris : ugh...

Bobby : you would be real nice if you got me out of here. also, i've been stuck here since morning, i can't climb the ladder, so um, get me down too.

Kris : yeah, whatever [They grab Bobby and slowly pick him, breaking out of Frisk's grip.]

Frisk : M-mmnn... [They frowned]

Kris : umm.. [They put Bobby down to check on Frisk]

Frisk : [They slowly woke and rose up] N-No... Bobby... [They rubbed one of their eyes]

Kris : f-frisk, its okay... you can go back to sleep...

Frisk : B-But... but Bobby...! [They teared up]

Kris : n-no, no bobby...! it's dangerous...!

Frisk : Noo..! [They started to cry] I-I wanna sleep with Bobby!! Need cuddles!!

Kris : gosh u-umm... hey, frisk... you can... sleep cuddling me instead...?

Frisk : Mmmh... Yeah!! [They hugged Kris and rubbed against them affectionately] ,')

Kris : aww... [They laid down] ... [The sleeping pills started to hit really hard] o...oh no... the challenge... frisk, i cant stay in bed, i-

Frisk : Mmmnnnh >< [They held onto Kris tighter]

Kris : ...[Sigh] fine... [They gently embraced Frisk] 

Frisk : hehe... ,'D [They quickly dozed off and resumed sleeping peacefully, in their sibling's warm embrace]

Kris : sweet dreams, frisk... [Yawn] mm... [They couldn't fight the pills anymore, and dozed off as well]

Bobby : ...um... so... about getting me down...

Ness : [He reaches the waterfall, and jumps over the river with a PSI Thunder.]

Basil : [He attempts to do the same, but he just jumps into the river] A-AGH! ><

Ness : [He made his way to Sunny, but he's... sleeping] ...Oh, looks like he couldn't fight the pills really long...

Basil : [He climbs out of the river, soaked and panting] Hhhah... s-sunny... sleeps a lot... huff.. please... don't wake him up.

Ness : [Already shaking Sunny a bit] Hey, hey, pssst... wake up!

Sunny : [He opens his eyes] .... [He looks at Ness]

Basil : !!! [He hides himself]

Ness : ...Uh, hello!

Sunny : ...?

Ness : [He sat next to Sunny] Well, don't say anything if you want, I just came to say something. You know Basil has a huge crush on you, right?

Sunny : [He smiled slightly, and showed Ness a thumbs up]

Ness : Oh, you do? [Giggle] Yeah, it's really obvious.

Sunny : [Nod]

Ness : ... Do you... reciprocate that?

Sunny : [He looked away for a bit, then nodded again]

Ness : [Giggles again] Well, you should really make the first move. Basil's too terrified to do it

Sunny : [He shrugged. Then he noticed an object falling down the waterfall] ? [He ran to the river to pick it up as it was flowing]

Ness : ...A statue of Chris? Really?

Sunny : [He stared at the statue intently, before hearing something]

Basil : [He sneezed, being cold from the water]

Sunny : [He turned his head towards the noise, and saw Basil hiding behind a part of the cliff] !

Basil : A-AH!! [He blushed and curled up on himself, hiding his face]

Sunny : [He looked at Ness]

Ness : [He gave a thumbs up, and mouthed "Go for it!"]

Sunny : ...[He got closer to Basil] ...hey.

Basil : [He strenuously rose his head and tried his best to maintain eye contact with Sunny, his eyes trembling] H-H-Hiii...!!

Sunny : [He didn't do anything for several long seconds. He didn't really know what to do... he just went and kissed Basil on the cheek]

Basil : [His face went red] I-... I- [He rose up and hugged Sunny really tightly] ><

Sunny : [He made an uncomfortable noise, as Basil was soaked and cold]

Basil : O-OH GOSH I'M SORRY! [He pulled away]

Sunny : [He gave a reassuring smile and pat Basil's head]

Basil : Mmn..

Sunny : come with me. [He grabbed Basil's hand and walked away to get him some new clothes] ... boyfriend. i guess... not used to this.

Basil : A-Alright!! [He got really happy hearing boyfriend. He doesn't even pay a glance to Ness while walking away]

Ness : Hell yeah, new couple! [He spotted Lucas walking towards him] Oh! Hey Luke, sorry for leaving-

Lucas : [As soon as he arrived, he collapsed on Ness and held him tight in his arms]

Ness : Ough ><! L-Luke, umm... [He tried to get up, but Lucas was too heavy] G-Get off...!

Lucas : [He was already asleep]

Ness : ... Sigh... [He couldn't do anything else, so he embraced Lucas and fell asleep too]

Peach : [Sitting in the cafeteria, almost falling asleep] ...

Dimentio : Jeez, Louise! Peach, you look terrible. Are you okay?

Peach : ...No...

Dimentio : If you feel like sleeping, you might want to go to your bed and sleep there, hm?

Peach : Right, and lose the challenge... I know all of your tricks, Dimentio, do you think you can fool me...?

Dimentio : Oh, Princess! I could never trick you. I am simply saying, you are much too dignified to grossly fall asleep slumped over a cafeteria table, aren't you?

Peach : ...Well... I...

Dimentio : It's clear that it is too late for you, and that you are not standing up much longer in this challenge. If you are gonna fall asleep either way, wouldn't it be better to do it now, in your bed?

Peach : ...Actually, you are right. I can't continue doing this anymore. I'm going to bed. [She stood up, and as best as she could, walked out]

Dimentio : Lovely! Now... [He flew over to Mimi] Greetings, Mimi.

Mimi : What do you WANT!?

Dimentio : Oh, a little secret mission, that will be it. Princess Peach is incredibly tired, and will fall into an instantly deep sleep as soon as her head touches the pillow. Now, i'm asking you, as you can access the girl's cabins, to go and... do a little research in Peach's belongings.

Mimi : ...Are you asking me to ransack Peach's stuff??

Dimentio : Indeed. It's clear that Peach is a powerful contestant in the game, her position as a ruler is a great advantage, and she has many friends. Not to mention, her team seems to be skilled, as it hasn't lost yet. As a Princess, she is likely to have compromising information hidden in her belongings, and i want you to search for some.

Mimi : I'm not -

Dimentio : Think of it, Mimi: You might get to snatch a few things for yourself, too! Perfume, pretty clothes, or, as i know you'd like, Peach's underwear-

Mimi : [Blushing of embarrassment] OKAY, I GET IT!!

Dimentio : [Giggling] Am i wrong?

Mimi : Fine, i'll do your stupid mission! BUT NOT FOR THAT! [She stormed off and slammed the door]

Spamton : 9 9 9 9 9 9 9     999999999

Queen : Oh Crap Im Almost Dead

Just Give Me The Charger

Spamton : [[of course.]] DEAR   COSTUMER!!!! TAKE IT, FOR ONLY 9 9 9 9 ⁹⁹99⁹99E9999 NINE NINE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII [He crashed and fell silent]

Queen : Oh God

Finally Lol

[She took the charger from Spamton's hands now that he couldn't resist]

I Saw An Outlet Somewhere

[Queen walked to the outlet, but that's where Wario fell asleep]

Queen : Move You Fatass

...

Move

...

Move

Wario : [Snoring loudly]

Queen : 19.253.79.21

Wario : ...

Queen : Okay I See I Will Have To Bring

The Big Guns

Get Ready

[She ran out of battery]

Nastasia : [Walking with Chris around the island, looking for any asleep contestants] You say you don't have any budget to improve the contestants living conditions, yet you built yourself a luxury mansion on the small island near Wawanakwa.

Chris : Hey, i have my needs! And my needs are much higher standard that the contestants. Chris Island is pretty much to me what Camp Wawanakwa is to them!

Nastasia : [Groan] You know perfectly that you could have used some budget for the contestants. In addition, you lied on the advertisements, showing much more luxurious living quarters than what is actually on the island.

Chris : And? I wasn't gonna put these cabins on the ads, no one would've come! It's not my fault people these days don't read contracts anymore! They agreed to all of this.

Nastasia : Agreed!? You're making them live in ridiculously bad living conditions, making them participate in sadistic games, making them eat intentionally unsavory food, and today, you drugged them against their will! Do you seriously think anyone would agree to this?

Chris : Well, apparently, they did! I have all the signatures on the contracts.

Nastasia : These contracts were clearly predatory! You hid all this information in small text!

Chris : That isn't my problem tho! I wasn't forcing them to sign, and i wasn't threatening them with the loss of anything if they didn't sign. They should've read it, i didn't do anything illegal.

Nastasia : You're vile, McLean.

Chris : Thank you! You're a great assistant, Nastasia.

Nastasia : I knew you were bad, but not to this extent. If i knew, i would never have took the job.

Chris : Well, your contract never specified any binding or obligation to stay. You can quit at any time.

Nastasia : That's a great idea. Today is my last episode, Chris, tonight, i will-

Chris : Well, if you don't mind being jobless, of course!

Nastasia : ...

Chris : Weren't the producers just so nice to take you for this job? I heard no one else ever wanted to hire you. I wonder why not?

Nastasia : [She lowered her head] ...My criminal record...

Chris : Oh, yeah! Being second-in-command for a cult that almost deleted all the universes must be a pretty big blot on your record. What a situation. But if you're cool with that, you can leave Total Drama, i'm not holding you back.

Nastasia : ...[She continued walking, sadly hanging her head low]

Madeline : ...Hey, look! The hosts, way over there! ... They'll arrive to check around here soon...

Melody : thats their way of checking if people are asleep? walking around the island? kinda thought itd be better than that with chris being all ominous n stuff

Madeline : Well, i guess there's not much better ways. At least none that are unnecessarily creepy and privacy-removing.

Melody : i mean, chris's got cameras everywhere, i don't think he gives a single shit about privacy lol

Madeline : [Giggles] Yeah, you're right. That makes me wonder why he doesn't use the cameras to check, then...

Melody : someone could hide in one of the blind spots and catch a nap without being caught, probably

Adeleine : Why Nastasia looks like so sad?

Melody : working for chris cant be great LOL

Madeline : She's really unhappy... Poor her.

Melody : shed really be happier in any other job ngl i dont see why she doesnt leave his ass

Adeleine : Yeah! I think not that Chris treats she better than us. She must sleep inside his cave or some thing like this!

Madeline : I really hope she doesn't have to eat the same food, too... She doesn't have a million dollars to hope for, so...

Melody : yeah, i hope too. at least we dont have to eat any of that :p

Madeline : Heh, yeah! Chef is a blessing for us, and a curse for the others...

...

Hold on!

Melody : eh? whats wrong?

Madeline : It was CHRIS that hid the sleeping pills, right?

Melody : yea, thats what nastasia said

Madeline : So... he doesn't know about the mashed potato! That means... we didn't eat any of the pills!

Melody : damn, you're right! automatic win for us, then!!

Madeline : N-No! You don't understand! Everyone else on the island is halfway to falling asleep already, except us... That's suspicious! Chris's definitely gonna see we're cheating, and he'll investigate into it! Chef's gonna get found out, and we won't have his shop anymore!

Melody : ...shit, you're right! uhhh...

Madeline : W-We have to act like we're falling asleep!

Adeleine : ??? But we going lose! My team...

Madeline : We're getting disqualified, if we get found out... Come on, Adeleine.

Adeleine : ...OK...

Madeline : Quick, they're coming! Close your eyes!

Chris : So why am i worse than that Bleck guy? You were happy to work for him!

Nastasia : C-Count Bleck was doing it out of love! Which is something you'd never understand, McLean!

Chris : You're damn right i don't understand. I'm not a nut that wants to destroy the world because Daddy said i can't have my wittle girlfwiend awound...

Nastasia : Stop speaking like that, you sound ridiculous.

Chris : [Chuckles] Look, there's 3 more that couldn't fight those pills over there.

Nastasia : Sigh... [She strikes Melody, Madeline and Adeleine from her list[

Chris : So who's left?

Nastasia : Basil is left on Hyperlink Blocked.

Daisy, Penny, Starlow, Ashley and Gargantuar on Night!.

Dimentio, Mr. L and Mimi on Chaos Canyon.

Finally, only Rosalina and Ribbon are left in Move On.

Chris : When'd Monika fall asleep?

Nastasia : I spotted her sleeping in her room, just now.

Monika : What? No, i wasn

Chris : Niceee, those pills really work awesome.

Nastasia : Where did you... get them from...?

Chris : Nunya business.

Mimi : [She goes in the girls cabins, and sees Peach sleeping.] Mmngh... Fucking Dimentio... [She silently goes towards Peach's bed] ... Pretty... [She blushes a little, but quickly remembers she has a mission]

[She checks under Peach's bed, and sees a fancy looking purse] Ooh.. [She grabs it, but it has an eye recognition software on it] What the hell...? [She transforms into Peach, and scans her eye to open it. She retransforms into Mimi, and starts digging through the purse]

... Documents... They look important... [She starts reading them, but gets bored quickly] Urgh, whatever, Dimentio's gonna read them. [She digs into the purse again, and touches something] Hey, what's this- [She hears a noise and feels something on her head]

Peach : [Holding a gun to Mimi's head] What are you doing with this?

Mimi : A-AH!! N-NOTHING! I'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm sorry...

Peach : Did you read any of these?

Mimi : N-no, i didn't! I couldn't give less of a crap about your boring documents! ALSO WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A GUN?!

Peach : A ruler has to be able to protect herself at all times... [She puts her gun down and back into her dress] Hmm... did you find anything else?

Mimi : ...Ohhh, i get it, you're scared about me finding your little "vibe scepter", huh?

Peach : SHUT UP! T-THAT'S NOT IT! I JUST DONT WANT A BRAT LIKE YOU DIGGING THROUGH MY STUFF!

Mimi : Ooohh, little Princess's getting mad... you think i'm scared of you? Get mad all you want! You just look more stupid! [Giggles meanly]

Peach : Y-YOU SHOULD BE SCARED, LITTLE BRAT! YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THE WRATH OF THE PRINCESS OF THE MUSHROOMS! [She gives Mimi a resounding slap]

Mimi : OW! ...

Peach : ...Oh, my... I let myself go.

Mimi : Ha... haha... you think i should be scared. You're wrong! IT'S YOU WHO SHOULD BE SCARED! [Her eyes become creepily wide and black]

Peach : WAIT, DON'T! I'M SORRY!

Mimi : MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI [Her neck cracks, and breaks. Her head starts spinning]

Basil : This is one of your shirts i'm wearing, right...?

Sunny : yeah

Basil : ...[He turned back and put the collar to his face to smell it a little]

Dimentio : [Spying through the door] (So the immunity totem was found, huh? This boy has it... rats! I can't just rip it off his hands, that would put an immediate target on my back, and i'm not too strong physically. Where's that darn Mister L? This insubordinate wench... Perhaps Mimi could help me?)

[The door to the girl's cabin was slammed open, and Peach ran out, followed by Mimi chasing her]

Dimentio : (I see she's still busy... sigh, i cannot let the immunity totem be in the possession of someone else. I suppose i have no choice...) [He opened the door] Hello there, boys!

Basil : Hey...!

Dimentio : Actually, i'm only interested in one of you. Sunny's your name, right?

Sunny : [He nodded]

Dimentio : Very well, Sunny, let's have a little talk, shall we?

Sunny : ? [Before he had time to ask, he was teleported to Dimentio's personal dimension]

Dimentio : Don't worry about this place, it is simply where i hold conversations i want to stay secret.

Sunny : ...

Dimentio : I have heard you found a particular... wooden statue?

Sunny : ...? [He held out the immunity statue]

Dimentio : Yes, this one! I'm interested in it's beauty... may i have it?

Sunny : [He shook his head and held the statue closer]

Dimentio : Oh? Why not?

Sunny : ...maybe mari would like it... its a gift for her...

Dimentio : A gift for your sister Mari, hm?

Sunny : [Nod]

Dimentio : ...Say, why don't i bring you somewhere familiar?

Sunny : [Again, he got teleported before he could ask.]

Dimentio : Heehee... so, do you recognize this place?

Sunny : ...my old house...?

Dimentio : Indeed. Though, old is rude... it was your current house, at this point in time!

Sunny : time...? 

Dimentio : [Chuckle] You'll recognize this time soon enough.

Sunny : ...[He got startled by the sound of something breaking] !! [He ran to the source, and found a broken violin] my violin...! 

Dimentio : Look up, Sunny!

Sunny : [He did, and he saw, on top of the stairs...] MARI! and... im...

[Mari started to yell at past Sunny]

Sunny : [Hearing this scolding unlocked long-forgotten memories, and Sunny's face changed from confusion to terror]

Dimentio : Aww, are you remembering something?

Sunny : [Sunny's breathing became frantic, and he desperately ran to his past self]

[Suddenly the scolding turned to a scream as Mari was shoved backwards]

Sunny : MARI! [He tried to catch her in her fall, but she just phased through him]

Dimentio : Oh, dear me. I forgot to tell you this is only an hallucination. 

Sunny : [He only stared in horror as he watched Mari fall again and land on the broken violin, piercing her. He froze for a while in silence, looking at her body]

Dimentio : Very well, you've seen enough! [He teleported them to his dimention again] You understand that it would be hard to give her this gift now, hm?

Sunny : [He fell to his knees, and threw the immunity totem away in anguish]

Dimentio : [He caught it] Thank you very much! By the way, Mari... she truly was a great sister, wasn't she?

Sunny : ...

Dimentio : She truly loved you... i'm glad to hear you repaid her well.

Sunny : ...[He curled up, and started to sob softly]

Dimentio : [Chuckles] My job is done here. Thank you for the statue. [He teleported them back to Wawanakwa, and he teleported himself away from the cabin]

Basil : Sunny! You're here! What did he tell you?

Sunny : ...[He stayed silent, his head between his knees]

Basil : Sunny...?

Sunny : [He didn't say a word, and simply walked to his bed, before covering himself up and burying himself in it]

Basil : Sunny! The challenge! I... [Sigh] ... [He joined Sunny in his bed, and kissed him on the cheek] Goodnight~

Sunny : ...[He was already asleep]

Basil : ...[He closed his eyes, and followed Sunny]

Nastasia : ...All the members of Hyperlink Blocked fell asleep. That means they're up for elimination. Again. 

Chris : Shushhhuh! People are sleeping!

[The Gargantuar was walking around the island, then he saw Ashley asleep on the floor]

Gargantuar : ...[He picked up Ashley] LITTLE GIRL... BED! [He put her in his back pocket where the imp is, and walked towards the girls cabins]

Penny : [Quietly reading with a smile, sitting in her bed]

Gargantuar : [He burst through the door]

Penny : [She screamed] A-AAAHH!!!

Gargantuar : [He looked at her] ?

Penny : P-PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!

Gargantuar : [He walked towards her, trying to go reassure her]

Penny : NO! NO! I- [She went further and further away, before passing out from fear]

Gargantuar : ...[He picked up Penny, and put her in her bed. He raised the covers over her and pat her head] ... 

Ashley : mnn..

Gargantuar : [He took Ashley from his back pocket, and put Ashley in her bed as well]

Ashley : ...[She attempted to squeeze something, and frowned]

Gargantuar : ...! [He looked around, found her plushie, and put it in her arms]

Ashley : [She squeezed her plushie, and smiled.]

Gargantuar : NIGHT.... LITTLE GIRL! [He decided to stick around to protect her, but fell asleep as well soon enough]

Peach : [Running for her life]

Mimi : WE'LL SEE WHO'S SCARED WHEN I SNAP OFF YOUR CUTE LITTLE PRINCESS ARMS~ MIMIMIMIMI~

Peach : GO AWAY YOU PSYCHO! [She runs against a rock wall] AH!

Mimi : AWW, SOMEONE RAN INTO A DEAD END?

Peach : [She tries to run for it under Mimi]

Mimi : [She hits her with one of her legs and throws her against the wall again]

Peach : AGH! [Looks up]

Mimi : [Puts one of her sharp limbs over the fallen Peach]

Peach : COME ON, DO IT! YOU WON, JUST KILL ME! DO IT!

Mimi : ...I... [She transforms into her regular self again] ...

Peach : ...huh...?

Mimi : ...Um... [She runs away from Peach] ><

Peach : ...She spared me...?

Rosalina : D-Daisy! Stop...! Please!

Daisy : Come on, Rosie, we're like, halfway done! Just a couple more runs around the island, and-

Rosalina : I-I can't... go on...

Daisy : Yes you can!! You can do it, Rosie! Cmon!

Rosalina : Ah... ah... [She started running again, but passed out from fatigue quickly] Ahh...

Daisy : ROSIE, GET UP!

Rosalina : ...

Daisy : Argh, god damnit... can't let you sleep in the middle of the beach... I'll continue the work out later, I guess... [She picked up Rosalina] Huff... [She started carrying her to the cabin]

[Daisy burst open the door]

Daisy : Corpse delivery! Rosie couldn't handle a little working out- What's the fucking Gargantuar doing here??

Peach : I don't know, but i would let him sleep in peace if i was you.

Daisy : Yeah, i guess. Anyway... [She puts down Rosalina on her bed]

Peach : Rosie... fainted?

Daisy : Yeah, she couldn't handle a little exercise! No wonder she's so heavy! [Giggle]

Peach : Y-You were... exercising?

Daisy : Yeah, c'mon Peachy, you know me, a day without exercise is a day wasted.

Peach : DAISY! YOU HAVE TO REST, NOW!

Daisy : Huh...?

Peach : [Peach help up Daisy over her head and threw her on her bed]

Daisy : ACK-

Peach : [She put the covers on her and fluffed up her pillow]

Daisy : Peach, what the hell are you doing? I have to finish my exercise! [She tried to get up]

Peach : NO! >< YOU'RE INJURED, YOU HAVE TO REST, DAISY, PLEASE! NO SPORTS! [She held her down]

Daisy : L-LET ME GO ><

[Ribbon and Starlow arrived at the top of the 1000ft cliff.]

Starlow : Jeez, finally! Alright, Ribbon, you ready?

Ribbon : Yeah...!! [She got to the top, and... passed out, and stopped flapping her wings. She started falling back down the cliff]

Starlow : RIBBON!! [She dove down and caught Ribbon with her teeth before she hit the ground] MNH ><

Ribbon : [She woke up] Oh...? Um... sorry, i dozed off a little...

Starlow : We're at THE BOTTOM OF THE CLIFF AGAIN! UGH!

Ribbon : O-OH! I'M SO SORRY! >< [She covers her face]

Starlow : WE WERE AT THE TOP, GOD FUCKING DAMNIT RIBBON!

Ribbon : I'M SORRY!!

Starlow : You're lucky no one noticed...

Nastasia : ...Hello. I noticed.

Ribbon : Oh...

Nastasia : Ribbon is the last member of Move On to fall asleep... tonight, Hyperlink Blocked and Move On will be the teams going at the campfire ceremony.

Ribbon : I MADE MY TEAM LOSE?! O-OH GOSH!

Starlow : Good fucking job...

Chris : [Laughing alot] Oh, my god, seeing them drop like flies was the best thing i've seen in a while.

Nastasia : ...Hey, Chris, after walking around the island so much, do you want to have a little something to eat?

Chris : Hell yeah, you're starting to know me. [They headed off to Chris's mansion]

[A while later, at night time]

Lucas : [He woke up] Eh...? O-Oh! Ness!

Ness : [He was up too] Oh, hey Luke. Looks like you finally woke up!

Lucas : Oh my god, Ness, I-I'm sorry... I wanted to tell you i was about to pass out, but i collapsed on you, i...

Ness : [He chuckled] It's alright, Luke, it was cute, heh [He kissed Lucas]

Lucas : Mmnn... T-Thanks...

Wario : THERE YOU ARE! [He ran up to the 2 boys and lifted him up]

Lucas : ARGH!! LET US GO!!

Ness : It's about the alliance, isn't it? We lost?

Wario : YOU'RE DAMN FUCKING RIGHT WE LOST! AGAIN!

Ness : ...

Wario : TONIGHT, WE'RE GETTING OUT THE BROKEN SCRAP THAT KEEPS REPEATING STUFF!

Lucas : Spamton...?

Wario : I don't care whatever his name is! JUST VOTE HIM OUT! Or ELSE!

Ness : Yeah, we'll vote him out, don't worry about that.

Lucas : NESS!

Ness : Hey, where's your other ugly bro?

Wario : He's still knocked out! Anyway, see you, and have a rotten day! [He went away]

Lucas : ...Ness... Are you seeing how he treats us!?

Ness : ...We have to go with it, Luke...

Lucas : [He groaned]

[Campfire Ceremony!]

Nastasia : Hello, everyone. 

Ribbon : You...?

Nastasia : After he ate a little something, he was suddenly very tired and went to sleep. I really do wonder why he got so suddenly tired... Anyway, that's why I am hosting the Campfire Ceremony tonight. As always, you will write your votes in the confessional, and hand them to me. Hyperlink Blocked, you start once again. Please write your vote in the confessional.

[Static]

Wario : [Shows his vote for Spamton] What even is it, Crygor could make better using what he's got in his trash! 

[Static]

Waluigi : [Erasing something on a document and writing something else instead] Wehehe...

Nastasia : Hey, what are you doing with the production documents? Hand them over, at once!

Waluigi : WAHH!!

[Static]

Lucas : [Shows his vote for Spamton] ...Wario is lucky i listen to Ness.

[Static]

Ness : [Shows his vote for Spamton] I know Lucas is getting more and more uncomfortable with the arrangement we have with Wario... I'm hoping we can do something about it soon.

[Static]

Basil : [Shows his vote for Spamton] ...As long as it's not me...

[Static]

Nastasia : I received your votes. It's time to read them, now. [She reads the votes.] ...Oh, dear.

Basil : W-What's wrong, Miss?

Nastasia : This is... an awkward situation... Spamton?

Spamton : YES ? '''.??

Nastasia : Um... every single vote cast tonight was for you. I'm sorry.

Spamton : [[WHAT???!!!]] WHAT THE [[&$#@]]!!

THAT IS    IMPOSSIBLE!!!

WHO WOULD VOTE FOR SPMATON   G SPAMTON??

EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR ME IS A [[$&#&@&#&#&&&##]]

[A little earlier]

Spamton : [[Insert Laugh Track Here]] THEY PAID ME AGAIN!!! THEY TOLD ME TO VOTE FOR [[NUMBER 1 RATED SALESMAN 1997]] THIS TIME

  WEIRD BUT     I HAVE 3 KROMER!!!!

Spamton : YOU ALL WILL REGRET THIS!! I'LL BE A [[BIG SHOT]], THE [[BIGGEST SHOT]]! AND YOU WILL ALL STAY ON THIS [[$&#@]] ISLAND! [His face is red, and he's spouting every death threat possible]

Nastasia : Let's continue. Move on, please cast your votes.

[Static]

Adeleine : [Shows her vote for Ribbon] ...[She looks to the ground sadly]

[Static]

Ribbon : [Shows her vote for Berdly] I mean... come on... I' m scared people are gonna vote for me, so i'm voting what i hope is the most popular vote tonight.

[Static]

Berdly : [Shows his vote for Ribbon] This little fly made us lose the challenge! My queen said this was her vote... and i'll always help my queen!

[Static]

Queen : [Shows her vote for Berdly] LMAO

[Static]

Nastasia : I have received your votes. Though... I didn't receive a vote from Sunny. Looking closer, Sunny isn't here. Does anyone know where he is?

Basil : H...He refused to get out of bed, Miss...

Nastasia : Understandable... His vote is going to be counted as blank. So will Mari's. That means we will only have five votes today... I'm going to read them. First vote is... Berdly.

Berdly : AH! N-NOT AGAIN!!

Nastasia : ...Second vote is... Ribbon.

Ribbon : Mm.. [She looked stressed out]

Adeleine : [She didn't know what to do] ...

Nastasia : ... Third vote is... Berdly.

Berdly : MAMMA MIA!!

Queen : ???

Berdly : T-THE ITALIAN GUY DID THAT LAST TIME!

Nastasia : ...Fourth vote is... Ribbon.

Ribbon : Oh, g-gosh...

Nastasia : Berdly, Ribbon... one of you is going home tonight. The fifth vote is...

Berdly : [Sweating buckets]

Ribbon : [Pulling her hair over her face] ><

Nastasia : ...Berdly. I'm sorry, it's time to go home.

Berdly : [He fell to his knees] NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Queen : LOL RIP

Berdly : I-I'm sorry, my queen... I suppose we were the only ones against Ribbon...

Queen : I voted for you LMAO

Berdly : W-WHAT??? [He froze and fell over]

Queen : Is He Dead

Berdly : N-No... I live on... after this betrayal...

Queen : Aw Man

Nastasia : Spamton and Berdly, to the Boat of Losers, please.

[Berdly and Spamton boarded the Boat of Losers, and away they went]

Berdly : This is it... After devoting my life to a beautiful queen, she betrays me and leaves me to rot... I can't believe i was so stupid! I will never trust her again, she has earned the ire of BERDLY THE-

Spamton : QUEEN BODY PILLOWS! ON SALE!

Berdly : WHERE!?

Spamton : [[Under the Sea!]] [He pushes Berdly off the boat]

Berdly : AHH!! [He holds on to the boat and thrashes around] HELP ME!!!

Spamton : HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Nastasia : This is it, the end of this episode. They were 28, and now they're 26. The number dwindles slowly... will it ever reach one? I don't... know. Stick around to find out. We'll see you in the next episode of Total Drama: Crossover of the Stars.

Waluigi : NO, NO, NO! DO IT RIGHT!!

Nastasia : ...[Sigh] Actually, why don't you give it a try?

Waluigi : WAHAHA! STICK AROUND TO SEE WALUIGI WIN! SEE YOU IN THE NEXT EPISODES OF... TOTAL DRAMA, CROSSOVERS OF THE STAAAAAAARS!!!!

Nastasia : Thank you. Goodbye, everyone.

[Later on]

Rosalina : Hello, Penny...

Penny : Heya, Rosalina! What's up?

Rosalina : May i ask why you are laying on the floor, and not in your bed?

Penny : Oh, it's just better for writing in my diary!

Rosalina : A diary?

Penny : Yeah! I write in my diary every night! It helps me focus, and remember my days! Or else i get overwhelmed trying to remember it all...

Rosalina : I see...

Penny : I get so excited when i have something cool to write in my diary! I look forward to it every day... it's a cool collection of a bunch of days that happened to me! 

Rosalina : That's lovely.

Penny : Oh, I'm sorry... I'm rambling, I couldn't stop myself...

Rosalina : No, no! Do not worry. I'm delighted to listen about something you love, Penny.

Penny : You are??

Rosalina : Of course! It's sweet. Can you tell me more?

Penny : Yeah!!

Peach : Mimi?

Mimi : WHAT!?

Peach : You could've killed me easily earlier, why didn't you?

Mimi : Y-Your limbs are SO weak and wimpy, that it wouldn't even be fun to snap them off! You'd be a waste of time!

Peach : ...Is that really the reason?

Mimi : I-IM MOVING TO THE OTHER ROOM! [She takes all her stuff and goes to the other side of the cabin]

Peach : Oh, my... ^^'

Madeline : ...Oh! Hello, Mimi!

Mimi : I'm moving to this side.

Madeline : You're welcome to...! It's pretty chill, here...

Mimi : This bed's mine now!

Madeline : Oh, uhm... This used to be Poniko's! So, you're free to take it...

Mimi : Is there always music playing here?

Melody : oh, maddy just wanted to listen with me, but i can turn it down, if you wanna

Mimi : ...What the hell? This room's way better than the other one! It doesn't have Queen's fucking castle in the middle too!

Melody : [She shrugged]

Mr. L : [He opened the door to the girl's cabins]

Starlow : Um... you're not allowed here??

Mr. L : Do not worry, i come in peace. I simply want to say something... Princess Daisy?

Daisy : Oh god...

Mr. L : [He hands her a bouquet of flowers, and gets on one knee] I searched every corner of the island to find the most beautiful flowers, but they will never equal your beauty.

Penny : W-Whoa! A love declaration! That's an awesome note on my diary!!

Mr. L : Princess Daisy... will you let me be your prince?

Daisy : ...[Sigh] Look... First, I'm not a princess anymore. Second... i'm sure you're a great guy... but romance isn't my thing. I don't wanna commit myself to a long term relationship. I like it better when i'm free, you know?

Penny : Wait, so you're...

Daisy : ... Aromantic, yep.

Penny : OMG! A coming out too!! [Stimming]

Rosalina : [Giggles] What an exciting night.

Peach : Aromantic? But, what about the time when we-

Daisy : Aro and Ace aren't the same thing, Peachy

Mr. L : Aro? Ace? I have no goddamn idea what those mean! Stop making up words!

Daisy : Ugh, Peach and Starlow, can you... do your thing?

[Mr. L was then ejected of the girl's cabin.]

Mr. L : ARGH! W-Why doesn't she want me?? ...Oh, of course! All i did was offer her flowers, but why would she take me? I never even showed her anything of what i can do! I just have to impress her!

Monika : [Sitting at the edge of the dock] ...

Chris : Heya, miss.

Monika : Oh, um... Hey. What are you doing here? With this dumb hat?

Chris : Me? I'm just fishing. [Casts his fishing rod] We're on my property after all. What are YOU doing?

Monika : I was just... thinking.

Chris : ...What's on your mind?

Monika : ...I can't help but notice i... barely appear in the show.

Chris : Oh, so, it's focus you're after, huh?

Monika : ...

Chris : Well, I can't help you, but let's just say... the ones that cause the most drama get the most focus... and if someone were to like... cause drama on purpose, they'd get focused on too. But i can't help you! [Chuckles]

Monika : ...[She turned to see the cafeteria, and smiled] I have something to do. [She walked away]

Chris : Heh. [He went back to fishing]

[Most of the RPG boys are hanging out in the cafeteria]

Ness : So... Sunny doesn't wanna get out of his bed?

Basil : No... i... i think i have an idea what happened, but... it's private.

Ness : Jeez...

Kris : [Checks the hour] oh... hey, frisk, we really have to sleep, its late.

Frisk : B-But... I slept all day! :(

Kris : yeah, exactly, i dont want you to sleep at day and be awake all night. come here...

Frisk : Aww... [They got on Kris's shoulders] ,'(

Kris : well, alright guys, imma go put frisk to sleep, and ill sleep with them too. cya. [They walked out]

Lucas : Cya, Kris! Hey, Ness?

Ness : Yeah?

Lucas : It's been a while since we took a shower, you wanna?

Ness : Oh yeah, sure! Cya Basil, then. We're taking a shower, then we'll probably join Kris.

Basil : That's fine... I'll probably go check on Sunny anyway. Cya!

[Ness and Lucas walked out]

Basil : ...

Monika : Aw, looks like everyone left you.

Basil : AH-! S-sorry, i didn't see you come in...

Monika : Don't worry about it! I just wanted to tell you something.

Basil : Mmh...?

Monika : You see, i'm pretty high up the ladder in the strategy side of the game, so i hear alot of stuff. And you're not gonna like it...

Basil : T-Tell me!

Monika : Ness and Lucas... they're planning something. Tomorrow's a dodgeball challenge. And i heard they're planning to injure Sunny as much as possible with the ball.

Basil : H-HUH!? WHY!?

Monika : Yep! As for why... well, i suppose they feel he deserves it, for killing his poor loving sister...

Basil : [Scared] H-How do they know about that??

Monika : Guess Dimentio didn't only tell people that already knew about it.

Basil : O-Oh my god... but... they're my friends! They're Sunny's friends! Surely they'd talk about it before, right...?

Monika : [Laughes] Oh, my poor boy. Thinking friends are that perfect... this is Total Drama, Basil. Betrayal and Drama is the name of the game. You're free to live in your own dream world where friends are all nice... But keep in mind what i said. I'm only trying to warn you.

Basil : ...I...

Monika : Alright, i'm done here! Cya!

Basil : Wait-!

[Monika was already gone]

Basil : ...

Chapter Text

Peach : Yes, hello...? This is Princess Peach. It's about the documents i brought with me...

...

No, I don't think they were read. But we came close. The lock isn't enough protection...

...

Yes, I would need a guard. Please send one as soon as possible.

...

Thank you.

Melody : [She opens the door to the cabin] yo, peach?

Peach : [She quickly puts down her phone] Y-Yes?

Melody : oh, you were on the phone? surry. who was it?

Peach : J-Just... checking on Pauline, to see if she's recovering well, haha! Waluigi beat her up, remember?

Melody : oh, yeah, wish her well from me, even if she doesn't know me lol

Peach : I will...

Melody : anyway, uh, it was daisy who was wondering why you werent at the cafeteria?

Peach : Huh? But Daisy is still resting...

Melody : she's sleeping? now? thought she'd be the kind to wake up at 6 to jog or something

Peach : Well, usually... but she lost a lot of blood, last time. She has to rest.

Melody : ...well, actually it was mimi who asked, wasnt supposed to say that tho

Peach : I see. I will come, I just didn't want to bother everyone else's breakfast with my phone call.

Melody : alright, makes sense. well, i'm going back, so cya

Peach : See you there.

[Cafeteria]

Frisk : [Hitting pots and pans with kitchen tools and singing loudly] LAAA LAAA LAAA~

Mr. L : [Covering his ears] WHEN IS THIS KID SHUTTING UP!?

Queen : Deactivating: Hearing

Dimentio : Ah, Queen! Does it feel better without the little blue nuisance around?

Queen : You Probably Said Something Very Interesting Too Bad I Couldnt Hear It

Im Just Gonna Guess

Yes I Do Love Cats How Did You Know?

Ashley : [Clenches her fist, not much away from eviscerating Frisk]

Penny : [Covering her ears and pressing on them as much as she can, getting overwhelmed] ><

Starlow : HANDS WOULD BE USEFUL, RIGHT ABOUT NOW!

Kris : ...

Starlow : ...Hey, Kris!

Kris : ...?

Starlow : Frisk is your sibling, right?

Kris : ...yeah

Starlow : THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

Kris : ...[Sigh] frisk!

Frisk : [Hitting the pots] >v< LALALALALA~

Kris : f-frisk, please!

Frisk : Whaaaaaat!?

Kris : please... stop making so much noise... the other people just woke up!

Frisk : Awww... b-but i wanna make musiiiiic!! :(

Kris : u-umm...

Frisk : I wanna make MUSIC! >< *starts hitting the pots again]

Kris : FRISK! um... i saw... a fishing rod left out on the dock. we could go... fishing...?

Frisk : ...Yeah!! :O I wanna go fishing! I'm bringing Bobby! [They grabbed Bobby and dragged them away]

Bobby : [Sigh]

Kris : okay, let's go. [They held Frisk's other hand and went to the dock]

Madeline : Phew... that stopped.

Adeleine : Kids...

Madeline : I'm not great with them either... But, anyway...

[Smiles] Ribbon! I'm so glad you're eating with us again today.

Ribbon : Y-Yeah... me too... I missed my friends...

Adeleine : [Eating with more of a smile on her face than yesterday] This is the Mash table! Our secret!

Ribbon : M-Mhm... secret! ^^"

Madeline : You girls are lucky, you get it for free! [Giggles]

Ribbon : Y-Yep!

Madeline : ...Ribbon? Are you okay? You're, like... nervous.

Ribbon : No! I'm fine... I just, uh... I have something to do, I'll be right back. [She takes her plate, and flies off]

Madeline : Umm... cya, Ribbon.

Adeleine : ...Where she go...?

Madeline : I don't know...

Ribbon : Hey, Starlow...!

Starlow : Oh, Ribbon! Happy that you survived after making your team lose. Did you bring the stuff?

Ribbon : Yeah! I brought some mash!

Starlow : Jeez, finally... i was getting hungry as hell.

Ribbon : Sorry i took so long ^^"... I had to get it from somewhere else...

Starlow : Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's dig in!

Ribbon : Yeah! [Ribbon and Starlow start to eat from the plate] Hey, don't you usually eat with-

Starlow : The princess and Daisy? I don't have the slightest idea what they're doing.

Ribbon : Oh, well, more for us!

Starlow : Wouldn't have given any to them anyway...

Lucas : [Using telepathy] (Hey, Ness?)

Ness : (What's up?)

Lucas : (We can't afford to lose today.)

Ness : (Asking for a lot...)

Lucas : (Yeah, but Wario's alliance is running out of targets. THAT MEANS THE NEXT ONES ARE US!)

Ness : (...)

Lucas : (I told you this "alliance" is bad for us! We have to break out as soon as possible, Ness!)

Ness : (Hey, chill out, Luke, there's us, and there's Basil.)

Lucas : (Basil's our friend, Ness! Are you really gonna sacrifice him over Wario?)

Ness : (Look, This is NOT the time to make Wario and Waluigi our enemies. They threaten Basil, and boom, 3v2, one of us's gone.)

Lucas : (...)

Ness : (We have to hold on a little longer, Luke. Stay on their side again, and agree to vote on-)

Lucas : (Ness, he's staring at us.)

Ness : [He looks at Basil]

Basil : ...

Ness : ...Heyo, Basil.

Basil : (They were just staring at eachother... they must've been talking about something in their minds again. What could be so secret? ...Oh god, Monika was right. Talking about hurting Sunny. Right in front of me.) W...What were you two thinking about, huh!?

Ness : O-Oh, umm... nothing. It's not important.

Basil : (I knew it, of course they wouldn't tell me. Sunny...)

Lucas : (His face's looking mad...)

Ness : (Well duh, we were just talking about voting him out. Imma distract him with a subject he loves.) So, um... where's Sunny today?

Basil : ...He didn't wanna get out of bed, today.

Ness : Oh, u-um... Luke, you... wanna go see what Kris's up to?

Lucas : Y-Yeah! They said they were going fishing at the dock, let's go see them! [Ness and Lucas sit up and walk out]

Basil : ...

Ness : ...

Lucas : ...Do you think he knew? Maybe he has PSI powers too, and we didn't know...

Ness : ...I don't know...

Frisk : Come here, fishy fishy! Heeere, fishy fishy!!

Kris : [Holding the fishing rod] ...

Bobby : you know, i don't think you're gonna find much fish around here. this ain't the type of area they typically hang around in. especially not with bait left around since last night.

Kris : ...how do you know so much about fishing?

Bobby : ...i... don't know?

Ness : Hey, Kris, what's up?

Kris : oh, hey you 2. just... fishing with frisk. and that other guy. nothings coming up tho

Lucas : That's weird, why wouldn't there be ANY fish in the area?

Chris : Yo, Nastasia, look at everything i caught last night!

Nastasia : ...Why did you catch 3 bucketfuls of fish?

Chris : I slept all evening, so i couldn't catch a single wink last night, so instead I fished until nothing was left!

Nastasia : Couldn't you have worked on the to-do pile I gave you?

Chris : Yes, but I didn't! Don't be so grumpy, we've got breakfast covered for weeks now.

Nastasia : ...I think i would rather keep eating the actual cook's meals...

Bobby : It's just not an area with a lot of fish.

Frisk : Kriiis? Can i try fishiiing?

Kris : ...fine. might as well. here you go frisk, you can try [They gave Frisk the fishing rod]

Frisk : YEAH!! [They cast the rod as far as they could] >v<

Kris : woah, careful!

Ness : [Sits down at the dock too] Heh, watch them catch a shark or something crazy like that.

...

...

Ness : ...God, fishing's boring

Lucas : Tell me about it. I used to be the grumpy one that didn't wanna go when Dad and Claus wanted to go fish.

Frisk : [Gasp] Something's on the line :D

Kris : c'mon, pull it up, frisk!

Frisk : [They start pulling on the fishing rod as hard as they can] NNNGH ><

Kris : right... [They stand up and start helping Frisk pull] >< f-fuck... you 2, help! dont fucking stand there!

Ness : ...[Looks at Lucas]

Lucas : ...C'mon, let's help them!

Ness : ... Fine. [Ness and Lucas started pulling on the rod too] 

Bobby : and im cheering you guys from the sidelines. go, go!

Frisk : GGHHHH!! W-WE CAN DO I- *the rod finally pulls away and they all fall bad, a sweater is picked up and lands on Frisk*

Kris : uuurgh... whatd we catch, frisk...?

Frisk : [They held the sweater up] A sweater :D! It's mine now!!

Kris : hell no, we found this at the bottom of the sea, we dont know where its went, and its 100% soaked. its way too large for you anyway

Frisk : Awww, please! It's green, just like your sweater... I wanna look like my best sibling ever... :(

Kris : ...[sigh] ...okay... [They wring out as much water as they can from it, then put the sweater on Frisk]

Frisk : [It's way too large for them, it almost trails on the floor and their hands dont come close to the sleeve] Yaaaaayyy ^^!! How do i look?

Kris : adorable as usual, frisk

Lucas : You're looking amazing, Frisk! What a sense of fashion!

Ness : [Chuckles] It looks like they just draped a blanket over them. ...In a cute way, of course!

Bobby : looking great, kid

Frisk : [Bouncing of excitement] :DD!!

Kris : well, clearly there's nothing to fish, so... lets just go back to the cafeteria ig

Melody : hey girls, am back

Madeline : Mel, finally, you're here! Glad to see you!

Melody : [Giggles] yea, sorry i took a while, had to go back to the cabins for a bit. glad to see you too, maddy

Madeline : [Smiling greatly] I missed you...

Melody : aww, i missed you too...

Adeleine : Me too i am here, lol

Melody : oh, hey addie, sorry lmao

Adeleine : Not problems [Giggles]

Melody : hey, didnt ribbon say she'd eat with us today?

Madeline : Well, yeah, but she said she had something to do, so...

Melody : huh? i saw her eating with starlow when i entered here

Adeleine : H-huh?? [She looked at Starlow's table]

Melody : ...yikes

Chris : [He slammed the door open] Yo, everyone! Chris Mclean here again!

Nastasia : I do hope your sleep schedules were not affected too badly by yesterday's challenge. I apologize.

Chris : Boring stuff aside, did you guys know i used to be an athlete?

Bobby : must've been in the 1800's- [He got a dodgeball launched to the face and fell off his chair] OW! WHAT THE HELL!?

Chris : Oops, i was aiming for something else. [Chuckles] Actually, i lied. I wasn't.

Nastasia : ...Please refrain from hitting the contestants with dodgeballs...

Chris : You're right, Nastasia! Why do it myself when i can watch them do it to eachother? Alright, campers! Today's challenge is a good old game of dodgeball! 

Daisy : Hell yeah, sports! Now we're talkin!

Mr. L: (This is my chance to impress her!)

Madeline : Hold on! Dodgeball is played with 2 teams, not 4... Are we gonna merge teams?

Chris : Nope! 2 teams will be in play, but everytime a team loses a member, it'll move out and give it's place to the next team. Nothing happens to the team that didn't lose a member this round. This continues until two teams are down to 0 members!

Madeline : Interesting... what about the teams being really unequal? Isn't that bad for dodgeball too?

Chris : I literally don't care. Why do you care? You're on the largest team. Want me to divide it in 2?

Madeline : N-No! No!

Chris : That's what I thought. Anyway, we had a dodgeball court around the island, but, um, SOMEONE refused to let you guys play in it.

Nastasia : I'm not letting a dodgeball challenge take place in a glass house. That's just asking for injuries to happen.

Chris : Right, since we can't have any fun, we'll just do it in the cafeteria. Is anyone missing?

Nastasia : Mari, and Sunny is still in bed.

Chris : Ugh. Campers, push all the tables away! While they do, Move On, go search Sunny! I'm not getting anyone to replace him.

Basil : N-No! Let him sleep...!

Adeleine : No, we are obligated to get more persons playing. We are not alot.

Basil : Y-You don't understand...!

Adeleine : [Already gone]

Basil : ...[sigh] ... [Concerned]

Monika : [Giggles to herself]

[Boy's Cabin]

Adeleine : ...Wake up.

Sunny : ...

Adeleine : WAKE UP! [She kicks Sunny's bed]

Sunny : [He puts his head under his pillow to muffle her]

Rosalina : This doesn't seem to be going anywhere... It sounds to me that Sunny does not want to be bothered. He's clearly in a state of mental distress... Perhaps we should leave him be?

Adeleine : [Sighes] [She gets a sheet of paper and paints a bunch of little Waddle Dees, the little army picks up Sunny's mattress and start to carry it to the cafeteria like Pikmin]

Rosalina : W-Whoa! This is quite impressive, though Sunny is still effectively sleeping in his bed. Without his will to get up and cooperate, we really don't have a solution...

Adeleine : [She gets out to lead the Waddle Dee army to the cafeteria]

Rosalina : ...Are you... ignoring me...?

Ribbon : I-I'm sorry, Ms. Rosalina, Adeleine isn't good with English... I think she's given up trying to understand your very formal wording...

Rosalina : Please, you may call me simply "Rosalina". Concerning your answer... I suppose that is just... Though... Using formal language is an habit I have had for millenia. I'm afraid going back to a more casual language may be quite challenging for me...

Ribbon : Oh... Well, I can try to translate it for you, Rosalina! 

Rosalina : Ah, yes, you two are good friends, if i'm not mistaken. That would be lovely! For now, let's hurry back to the Cafeteria.

[Cafeteria]

Adeleine : [She opens the door, and the waddle dees carry the mattress through it, putting it down in a corner of the room] Voilà.

Basil : You brought the whole mattress...?

Mimi : Whoa... I wish I had servants who would carry stuff for me...

Peach : [Giggles] It's great! I'm sure you would love it.

Mimi : UGH, SHUT UP!

Peach : Didn't you miss me, earlier? Aren't you glad i'm here?

Mimi : MISS YOU!?

Peach : Melody told me! You wanted to know where i was...

Mimi : I'M GONNA KILL HER ><! ...A-AND I DIDN'T MISS YOU! It's just... a stupid bitch like you might get lost in the forest, or something!

Peach : Awwe, you worry for my safety...

Mimi : [Clenches her fist] UURGHH >< [Almost making a boiling kettle sound]

Chris : Alright, girls, quit your repetitive shtick, we're done clearing the tables, so we're starting the challenge! The order of the teams will go "Night! > [[Hyperlink Blocked]] > Chaos Canyon > Move on", so, the latter two, sit at the walls! Hyperlink Blocked and Night, go stand in your half of the room!

[Everyone gets in position]

Chris : Awesome, Night!'s first in the list, so they get the ball first. [He throws the ball to Peach] Remember, everyone, a team throws a ball, if the target gets hit, the target gets out. If the target catches the ball, the thrower is out. The ball changes sides every round, since it's thrown at the other side.

Nastasia : That seems like a really simplified version of the sport...

Chris : Of course! Who cares about the rest? I just wanna see people get hit by dodgeballs. Anyway, START!

Players Remaining

Night! - 8

Hyperlink Blocked - 5

Chaos Canyon - 7

Move On - 6

Daisy : Hey, Peach, Peach! Gimme the ball! You know i'm great at this, we already won!

Peach : ...Daisy, sit this one out.

Daisy : ...WHAT!?

Peach : Daisy, you know very well, you're hurt. I understand preventing you from running is a bit overprotective, but playing dodgeball? That's definitely a bad idea.

Daisy : Peach! Come on! I-I'm not sitting out a sports challenge! Y-You know that's my thing!

Peach : ...To the side, Daisy. I'm sorry. And the same every time we're up.

Daisy : [She gets in Peach's face and groans, teeth clenched]

Peach : ...

Daisy : ... [She crosses her arms and sits to the side, seething]

Players Remaining

Night! - 7

Hyperlink Blocked - 5

Chaos Canyon - 7

Move On - 6

Ness : C'mon! Fucking throw already!

Starlow : HEY! THAT'S JUST THE RULER OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL AND POWERFUL KINGDOM IN THE WORLD! NO BIG DEAL RIGHT?? NO NEED TO WATCH OUT FOR YOUR LANGUAGE!

Ness : Ugh, Luke, you hearing this annoying high pitched squeaking? I think it comes from that flying egg over there... [Points at Starlow]

Starlow : PRINCESS. PASS ME THE BALL.

Peach : ...Starlow you have no arms-

Starlow : LEND ME POWER!

Peach : ...[Peach closed her eyes and started to focus her power to Starlow]

Starlow : [She makes the ball orbit around her with their combined power] 

Ness : Telekinesis, huh?

Starlow : YYYAH >< [She makes the ball orbit really fast, then lets it go when it's heading Ness's direction]

Ness : [With telekinesis, he slows the ball down and it gently lands in his hands]

Starlow : WHAT!?

Ness : Telekinesis is a wonderful thing, i'm glad you agree.

Chef : [He blows in a whistle] STARLOW'S OUT! NIGHT, SIT TO THE SIDE! CHAOS CANYON, COME ON THE COURT!

Chris : Oh yeah! Say hello to your referee, Chef Hatchet!

Starlow : [She groans, and sits to the side with her team]

Players Remaining

Night! - 6

Hyperlink Blocked - 5

Chaos Canyon - 7

Move On - 6

Dimentio : This should be a piece of cake!

Bobby : Speak for yourself, i don't have arms, and i can't run fast, so...

Dimentio : Don't fret, my friend! You would work perfectly as a shield!

Bobby : Huh??

Lucas : (You definitely got to take down Dimentio ASAP, he's the most dangerous here by far)

Ness : (On it, take the ball and throw it to me, i'm gonna get my baseball bat, it'll be harder to dodge)

[Lucas takes the ball, and Ness gets out his baseball bat]

Mimi : This is SO against the rules! 

Ness : Ask Chris, see if he cares!

Mimi : [She takes a look at Chris]

Chris : [Rubbing his hands in anticipation]

Mimi : [Groan] Whatever...

Ness : Now, Luke!

Lucas : [He threw the ball towards Ness]

Ness : [He swung the bat at the ball with all his force] YYAH! 

[The ball was launched down, and hit Frisk's leg, then bounced on Monika]

Frisk : [They screamed in pain, their leg getting hit hard, and collapsed on the floor] O-OWWW!! OOOOOWW!

Monika : OW! ...WAIT, I'M OUT? ALREADY? I THOUGHT I'D GET MORE LINES

Kris : FRISK!? ARE YOU OKAY?? [They ran to Frisk, who was crying]

Lucas : THAT WAS EVERYONE BUT DIMENTIO!

Ness : H-HUH!? I SWEAR I AIMED UP TO HIT HIM! HOW'D IT GO DOWN!?

Bobby : [Runs to Frisk] That was a HARD hit, are they okay!?

Kris : GET AWAY FROM THEM! YOU WANNA INJURE THEM MORE!?

Bobby : CHILL THE FUCK DOWN, I JUST WANTED TO CHECK IF THEY WERE OKAY!

Kris : YEAH RIGHT, AND EXPLODE BECAUSE YOU GOT HIT WEIRD! GO AWAY!

Bobby : THAT WOULD TAKE MUCH MORE THAN JUST BEING HIT WEIRD ASSHOLE!

Kris : GO.

Bobby : ...[They backed away from Frisk]

Frisk : IT HURTS!! [SOB]

Kris : DO WE HAVE A DOCTOR!?

Chris : ...Kind of!

Kris : WELL CALL IT!

Chris : Of course!

[A few minutes later]

Joy : [Opens the door] H-Hello? Is it here that i'm needed?

Chris : Ah, Nurse Joy! You're here! Yes, there's a kid who maybe broke their leg or something, their sibling is freaking out and being annoying, can you check on them?

Joy : A-Ah, treat a human? Well, I haven't really done that before...

Nastasia : Excuse me? What do you mean by that?

Joy : W-Well, i'm closer to a veterinarian! I only treat Pokémon... I was told i would do that here, not treat humans...

Chris : Ahem, you signed a contract, didn't you? I don't care if you don't like it. You're the closest thing to a doctor here, so get to work.

Joy : ...Yes, of course... [She rushed to assist Frisk]

Nastasia : Chris, what is the meaning of this? Why is our doctor a veterinarian? She never treated a human before!

Chris : ...[Leans it to talk quietly] Veterinarians are cheaper than regular doctors, also, they hand out Nurse Joys like candy, she works for practically free...

Nastasia : ...[She covered her face in shame, and quiet sobbing is heard] I'm useless...

Chris : ...C'mon, chill, she still works in the medical industry, we'll be fiiiine.

Joy : ...[Just standing near Frisk, unsure of what to do] ...

Kris : W-Well??

Joy : ...u-um... i don't know...

Kris : HUH!? ISN'T IT YOUR JOB!?

Joy : I-I DON'T KNOW! MY JOB CONSISTS OF PUTTING THE POKEBALLS IN THE MACHINE AND THEY COME OUT ALL HEALED ><! [Panicking]

Chris : Perfectly fine.

[A few moments later]

Joy : [Finishes wrapping their leg] Well, it's not broken...

Bobby : ...how'd you know that?

Joy : ...I don't know, intuition?? Well, if their leg was broken, they would be doing alot more than just crying a bit...

Bobby : guess so, but that doesn't sound super precise

Joy : W-Well, just in case... they're probably gonna need to not do anything for today... no more walking!

Kris : ...alright, frisk, let's get you to bed-

Frisk : NO!

Kris : ...

Frisk : I-I wanna watch everyone play...

Kris : ...[Sigh] okay... [They lifted up Frisk and gently deposited them to a secluded spot] Is your leg feeling better?

Frisk : I-It still hurts...

Kris : mmnn... don't move, okay? it'll get better, i promise 

Frisk : I won't!

Kris : [They gently rubbed Frisk's hair]

Frisk : [They giggled softly, and smiled]

Chef : FRISK AND MONIKA OUT! CHAOS CANYON, GET YOUR ASSES OUT! MOVE ON, GET YOUR ASSES IN!

[Everyone gets into position]

Rosalina : [Under the stare of Daisy, she puts her wand on a shelf] T-There! I won't be able to use my powers!

Players Remaining

Night! - 6

Hyperlink Blocked - 5

Chaos Canyon - 5

Move On - 6

Ribbon : ...So, Mari isn't playing, right?

Chris : Nope! She's not on the court.

Ribbon : ...So, um, we're just 5?

Chris : Yep!

Players Remaining

Night! - 6

Hyperlink Blocked - 5

Chaos Canyon - 5

Move On - 5

Rosalina : ...As I predicted, Sunny has no interest in getting out of his bed...

Ribbon : ...So, um, we're just 4...?

Queen : Initiating Forced Wake Sequence

[She holds up a taser]

Rosalina : P-Please don't...

Basil : I'M NOT GONNA LET- [He tries leaping on Queen, and promptly gets thrown aside] AAAAAA

Players Remaining

Night! - 6

Hyperlink Blocked - 5

Chaos Canyon - 5

Move On - 4

Rosalina : We haven't started, and yet we are severely outnumbered...

Ribbon : Umm... maybe we could...

Adeleine : ...

Ribbon : Hey, Addie! Do you think you could draw-

Adeleine : Dégage. {Go away.}

Ribbon : ...eh...? Oh, right, um, hé, Addie, tu pense que tu pourrais nous dessiner-

Adeleine : DÉGAGE, J'AI DIT! {I SAID GO AWAY!} [She throws the ball at Ribbon]

Ribbon : [She gets launched with the ball, ending up thrown against the floor] A-AAAHHH-!! ><

Rosalina : RIBBON! ARE YOU OKAY? [She runs up to Ribbon, to check on her]

Starlow : [She also quickly flies to Ribbon] Why the hell did she do that?? [She takes a look at Adeleine] ASSHOLE!

Adeleine : [She crosses her arms, and turns her head away] ...

Starlow : Ribbon, wake UP >< [She bashes her a bit]

Ribbon : AGH-!! Y-YES, I'M UP! I'm fine...

Starlow : Did you SEE what she just did to you??

Ribbon : ...yeah...

Chef : RIBBON OUT!

Queen : So Um, We're Just 3

Players Remaining

Night! - 6

Hyperlink Blocked - 5

Chaos Canyon - 5

Move On - 3

Chef : MOVE ON, MOVE OUT! NIGHT, MOV-

Ashley : yes, we get it...

Chef : ...[Lifts up his fist] DO YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR FACE?

Ashley : [She grabs Chef's collar, and forces him down to her level. Her hair becomes white, and her eyes glow red]

Chef : I-I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!

Ashley : [She lets him go, goes back to petting her bunny plush] ...

Ness : Hello again, Night. Haven't lost since we last met [Smug]

Starlow : YOU DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH MOVE ON!

Madeline : Hey, where's the ball?

Melody : next to frisk

Madeline : W-What? How? It was just thrown on the other side of the... well, it's not important.

Melody : beats me [shrug]

Penny : I'm picking it up! [She runs to get the ball, then runs back to her position] EAT THIS xD! [She starts to throw the ball]

Ashley : stop.

Penny : ...eh?

Ashley : dont just throw it like that. ness's just gonna stop it.

Penny : ...B-But... What DO i do?

Ashley : pass me the ball. i know what to do.

Penny : W-Well... Okay! [She gives Ashley the ball]

Ashley : [She concentrates, and throws a spell on the ball, and it zooms off her hand on it's own to crash and bounce right into Wario and Waluigi's balls]

Waluigi : WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Wario : OH MY GAAAAAAWDD

[They both collapsed and started writhing on the floor]

Penny : [Scared] T-They look... in a LOT of pain...!

Ashley : [Smiling slightly]

Lucas : HELL YEAH! TAKE THAT!

Ness : LUKE!? THAT'S OUR OWN TEAM!!

Chef : WARIO AND WALUIGI OUT!

Players Remaining

Night! - 6

Hyperlink Blocked - 3

Chaos Canyon - 5

Move On - 3

Chef : NIGHT! VS CHAOS CANYON!

Mr. L : Alright! I have the ball! It's my chance to show Ms. Daisy my skills!

[Mister L started to do all sort of tricks with the ball, making it bounce on his knee and stuff]

Dimentio : Please throw the ball.

Mr. L : Alright! [He did a backflip, throwing the ball mid air, it hits the Gargantuar]

Gargantuar : hhrrggm

Mr. L : Haha! See that? I HAD to have impressed Daisy now!

Starlow : By pushing her team closer to a loss?

Mr. L : Haha! Yes! I... wait, eh?

Daisy : [Covering her face] Uuurrrghhh...

Chef : GARGANTUAR OUT!

Players Remaining

Night! - 5

Hyperlink Blocked - 3

Chaos Canyon - 5

Move On - 3

Chef : CHAOS CANYON VS HYPERLINK BLOCKED!

Ness : Alright, let's try the bat again, Luke

Lucas : ...We hurt Frisk last time...

Ness : What else do we have to try and defeat Dimentio? That fucker can move fast.

Lucas : Well... I guess... [He took the ball, and threw it at Ness]

Ness : [SMAAAAASH!]

[The ball went straight up for Dimentio]

Dimentio : O-Oh no! What shall i do? [When the ball was inches away from him, he just... teleported a bit to the side] Oops! Missed me! Maybe next time! [He chuckled mockingly]

Ness : [Groan]

[The ball deviated a little, just missing Frisk and hit the wall behind them. It came to a rest on the floor.]

Chef : BALL HIT THE FLOOR! No one caught it, and no one was hit, so we go again, except the other side has the ball. [Whistle blow]

Dimentio : [Gives the ball to Kris]

Kris : ...?

Dimentio : I'm giving you the chance for revenge! Sweet revenge...

Kris : ...um

Dimentio : Don't you see? Ness and Lucas... they're the one that threw the ball to Frisk's leg!

Kris : ...yeah...

Dimentio : Poor Frisk... in pain, because of these two... doesn't it make you mad? Don't you care about your little sibling?

Kris : ...i do...

Dimentio : Then avenge them! Hurt these two like they hurt your sibling! DON'T HOLD BACK!

Kris : ...[They got pissed, and started to throw]

Ness : You know i can just stop it again, right..?

Basil : ...(Wait! Sunny's team is almost losing... and i have to make our team lose if i want to vote out Ness or Lucas!)

Kris : NGH! [They threw with all their force]

Basil : [Before Ness could stop the ball, he lunged at it and got hit!] AAAAAAA ><

Ness : ...?? What the hell?

Chef : BASIL OUT!

Dimentio : You'll get them next time, Kris...

Kris : ...

Players Remaining

Night! - 5

Hyperlink Blocked - 2

Chaos Canyon - 5

Move On - 3

Chef : CHAOS CANYON VS MOVE ON!

Rosalina : Adeleine, we really do have to talk about what you did to Ribbon, that was extremely worrying, and toxic-

Adeleine : [She threw the ball at Rosalina] Te mêle pas de mes affaires. {Don't get involved when no one asked.}

Rosalina : ...You're acting extremely immaturely... [She gets the ball thrown at her again] Ow! That's enough! [She gets hit again] ADELEINE!

Queen : No This Time It Was Me LMAO

Chef : ROSALINA OUT!

Players Remaining

Night! - 5

Hyperlink Blocked - 2

Chaos Canyon - 5

Move On - 2

Chef : CHAOS CANYON VS NIGHT!

Mr. L : I apologize, Ms. Daisy, and to show my guilt, i'll get myself out on the spot-

Dimentio : You better not.

Mr. L : ...Fuck you, Dimentio! True love trumps your measly orders! [He hit himself with the ball, it bounces on the other side]

Dimentio : ...Say, how about we have a meeting tonight, huh?

Chef : MISTER L OUT!

Players Remaining

Night! - 5

Hyperlink Blocked - 2

Chaos Canyon - 4

Move On - 2

Chef : NIGHT! VS MOVE ON!

Starlow : TARGET ADELEINE! C'MON! YOU SEE HOW SHE THREW A BALL SO HARD AT A LITTLE FAIRY??

Madeline : No way! She's my friend, you know?

Starlow : BOOOO!!

Ashley : [She takes it from Madeline's hand] id be glad to

Madeline : H-Hey!

Ashley : [She throws the ball at Adeleine]

Adeleine : [She puts her hands in front of her face to catch it, but she's scared] ><

Queen : [Catches it when it's just about to hit Adeleine] Boom

Adeleine : ...!!

Ashley : [Grits her teeth] damnit...

Queen : LMAO Noob Thought You Were Gonna Catch It

Adeleine : ...euh...

Queen : Nope You Don't Get To Catch It Thats What You Get BITCH [She throws the ball in Adeleine's face]

Adeleine : AÏE! >< HÉ!!

Queen : Oh Right Oops LOL

Chef : ASHLEY AND ADELEINE OUT!

Ashley : ...[She looks up at chef menacingly]

Chef : ...uhh... [He takes a few steps back]

Ashley : ...tsh. [She goes to sit at the side]

Players Remaining

Night! - 4

Hyperlink Blocked - 2

Chaos Canyon - 4

Move On - 1

Daisy : COME ON, TEAM! THEY'RE ALMOST DEAD! WE ARENT GONNA BE BEAT BY TWO FUCKING KIDS, EVEN WITH THEIR DUMB MIND POWERS!

Peach : D-Daisy, please... c-calm down on the trash talking...

Daisy : GET EM!! MADDY, USE YOUR DASH!!

Madeline : M-Me?? Um...

Daisy : COME ON! YOU CAN DO IT! GO, GO, GO!

Madeline : U-Um... well...

Melody : she has a point, your dashes are impressive as hell, if you threw the ball mid-dash i think thatd work

Madeline : ...I'll try...

Penny : Here's the ball! [She gives the ball to Madeline] Knock them out >:D

Madeline : Huh??

Peach : J-Just... throw as best you can.

Madeline : [She takes her breath and steps back to get more momentum] LET'S GO! [She executed a wavedash and prepared to throw the ball midair]

Ness : PK FLASH!

Madeline : [A really bright flash of light blinded her, and she accidentally just threw the ball in a different direction and fell face first on the ground] AGH-!!

[The ball flew to hit the wall behind Frisk and bounced back]

Ness : [He used telekinesis to bring the ball to his hand before it hit the floor] Thank you! ...Are you okay?

Melody : [She ran to Madeline, and helped her get up] s-shit, maddy, you good??

Madeline : [She got up strenuously] S-Somewhat... Thanks.

Melody : don't thank me, i got really worried... hey, chef? pronounce me out, ill check on maddy for a bit

Chef : [Thumbs up]

Madeline : W-Wait! No! You don't need to! I...

Melody : eh, never been a sports girl anyway, im happy with skipping it [She chuckles]

Madeline : ...[She smiles] Hehe, if you say so...

Penny : Y-You HURT HER!

Ness : I DIDN'T HURT HER! I JUST WANTED TO DISORIENT HER!

Daisy : MAGIC POWERS ARE FUCKING BULLSHIT! BOOO! BOOOOOO!!! NO GODDAMN SKILL!

Ness : [He tried his best to ignore her] Bleh...

Chef : MADELINE AND MELODY OUT!

Players Remaining

Night! - 2

Hyperlink Blocked - 2

Chaos Canyon - 4

Move On - 1

Chef : HYPERLINK BLOCKED VS CHAOS CANYON!

Dimentio : Oh my... what are those rascals going to do this time? Hit the ball even harder?

Ness : ...

Dimentio : I'm on the edge of my seat, waiting to see if they will finally hit me!

Ness : ...Luke, throw me the ball again.

Lucas : Really, Ness? The baseball bat always leads to a catastrophic result!

Ness : Just do it!

Lucas : Agh, fine... [He grabbed the ball, and threw it at Ness]

Ness : PK THUNDER! [Electricity seeped out of his hands and imbued the baseball ball] YAAAGHH!! [SMAAAAASH!]

[The dodgeball got imbued with the bat's electricity, and headed for Dimentio]

Dimentio : Heh, electricity? How painful. [He flew a bit to the side]

[The ball went past Dimentio, but curved to go straight for him again]

Dimentio : ...Oh!! [He fled the balls trajectory again, and flew in circles being chased by it]

Ness : Heh, static electricity!

Penny : Is that really how static electricity works?

Dimentio : I see what game you want to play... ciao, clingy ball! [Suddenly, he disappeared]

[The ball flew straight out of it's orbit when he disappeared, heading towards... Sunny in his mattress]

Basil : AAAAAGGHH!! SUNNY! [He ran to jump in front and save Sunny from being hit] ><

...

Basil : ...[He should've gotten hit by now] Huh? [He opens his eyes again]

[The ball suddenly goes straight 180° in the other direction to hit the wall behind Frisk again. It bounces away to rest on the floor]

Basil : ...What?? Did they change their mind...?

Ness : FUCK! THIS IS CHEATING!

Dimentio : Oh? I'M cheating? [He giggles] This is is the pot calling the kettle black!

Ness : I'M JUST MAKING IT EASIER TO CATCH FOR ME, NOT FUCKING TELEPORTING ALL OVER THE PLACE!

Dimentio : Oh, please, you just made a homing ball that could only be avoided by a good old disappearing act.

Ness : Fuck you! If you're gonna cheat, then i'm gonna beat your cheating with my own ch-

[A loud crack is heard]

Ness : E-Eh? What was that?

[The wall and part of the ceiling over Frisk started to quickly collapse from the hits]

Kris : [They notice, and gasp] SHIT! FRISK! [They started to run to Frisk as fast as they could to save them]

Frisk : [They try to get up, but their leg hurts to much] O-OW ><!

[Rosalina's wand falls off it's shelf due to the commotion]

Rosalina : AH! [She reaches for it, but can't grab it before it falls between the floorboards, and through the floor] N-NO!

Frisk : [They get one last glimpse over them before the ceiling collapses on them in a big pile.] AGH-!

[Kris gets knocked back by the debris falling in front of them]

!!

...

[The room stops shaking, and silence falls over the crowd]

Kris : ...no. nononono NO

Dimentio : Oh, dear. It appears innocent Frisk met a terrible fate... and it was caused by these striped-shirt chaps...

Ness : HUH!!??

Kris : NO! NONONO! NURSE, PLEASE! NURSE!!

Joy : [She put a stethoscope over the pile of debris] ...I-I can't hear anything... there's too much debris!

Kris : T-THEN REMOVE THE DEBRIS!!

Joy : [Nervous] B-But... how?? There's a lot...

Kris : I DONT CARE!! REMOVE IT! REMOVE IT ASAP!!

Joy : U-Umm.. Umm.. >< [Panicking from being yelled at]

Bobby : ...[sigh] i'll remove the debris.

Kris : ...?

Bobby : [He stepped up to the pile of debris] look... we all saw it coming. we have to remove the debris as quick as possible. no faster way than this.

Kris : ??? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??

Bobby : ...Chef, did you receive my command?

Chef : ...yeah. [He gave Bobby a little box]

Bobby : [He opened it] thank you...

Kris : ...[They realize] WAIT! SHIT! STOP! YOU DONT HAVE TO-

Bobby : [He had a new fuse on] yeah, right, you keep telling me im dangerous for this kid, and im gonna prove how i can help. i dont remember who am i, what i did, or who i knew, but what i know right now is this kid, and im gonna save them. [He lit himself up] ><

Kris : NO-

[A loud blast resonates across the room]

??? : ...

...up...

... wake up...

...WAKE UP!

Bobby : [He wakes up] AGH!! STOP SCREAMING!

??? : Whoa, you actually woke up!

Bobby : ...um, who are you?

??? : Oh, yeah! My name's Mari, glad to meet you.

Bobby : ...have i heard your name before?

Mari : Talking about me isn't important right now, how about you tell me your name?

Bobby : ... um... i...

Mari : ...Yep, it took me a while to remember it too. It's fine, i already know it.

Bobby : huh?

Mari : Right, i should've started with that. Um... well, you kinda... lose all your memories. When you... die.

Bobby : DIE!?

Mari : ...Yeah. You're dead. So am i.

Bobby : I-IM DEAD!? WHAT THE HELL? HOW? HOW'D I DIE?

Mari : I saw it all! You were trying to help save that kid!

Bobby : that... kid...?

Mari : Yeah! Their name is... Frisk, right?

Bobby : frisk...? ...!! [He suddenly stood still]

Mari : ...Think i jogged a couple of memories, there!

Bobby : i... remember.

Mari : Awesome! What do you remember?

Bobby : no, you don't understand. i remember. EVERYTHING.

Mari : ...

Bobby : ...bombette...

Mari : Bombette?

Bobby : ...my wife. i abandoned my wife... she's not going to see me again. 

Mari : ...I'm so sorry...

Bobby : ...is... frisk okay?

Mari : ...See for yourself... we're still on the island.

Bobby : huh...? [He started seeing the surroundings he had tuned out again, and he saw the room was in chaos. He approached Frisk] ...

Mari : ...Yeah. A 7 year old... doesn't really stand a chance against a collapsing building. They were gone instantly.

Bobby : ...[He just had a sad face]

Mari : ...

Bobby : ...are we gonna see them as a ghost too...?

Mari : Oh, um... i tried to wake them up for a while. They're knocked out cold.

Bobby : ...oh, man...

Mari : ... Don't look behind you, Kris's holding down Ness. And repeatedly stabbing them. Lucas is screaming in horror. And Dimentio's cheering Kris on.

Bobby : AND YOU'RE BARELY HAVING A REACTION!?

Mari : ...You see a lot when you're dead, okay?

Bobby : ... everything's gone wrong so quick... ... what's this feeling?

Mari : ...What feeling?

Bobby : ...there's something... burning...

...!!

[Something in Bobby's soul was filled.]

Chef : HYPERLINK BLOCKED VS CHAOS CANYON!

Dimentio : Oh my... what are those rascals going to do this time? Hit the ball even harder?

Ness : ...

Dimentio : I'm on the edge of my seat, waiting to see if they will finally hit me!

Bobby : ...wait, huh? hold on! what happened? mari?

Mari : Yeah, i'm here.

Bobby : oh, so, i'm still dead...

Mari : Looks like it... hey, look, that's you! [She pointed at Bobby, on Chaos Canyon's side of the court]

Bobby : huh? so there's two mes?

Mari : Well, one of them's a ghost, so...

Lucas : Agh, fine... [He grabbed the ball, and threw it at Ness]

Ness : PK THUNDER! [Electricity seeped out of his hands and imbued the baseball ball] YAAAGHH!! [SMAAAAASH!]

[The dodgeball got imbued with the bat's electricity, and headed for Dimentio]

Dimentio : Heh, electricity? How painful. [He flew a bit to the side]

Bobby : I turned back time...?

Mari : H-How the hell'd you do that??

Bobby : I-I DONT KNOW! i felt something very strongly, and then it happened...

Mari : ...

[A loud crack is heard]

Ness : E-Eh? What was that?

[The wall and part of the ceiling over Frisk started to quickly collapse from the hits]

Kris : [They notice, and gasp] SHIT! FRISK! [They started to run to Frisk as fast as they could to save them]

Bobby : OH, THE KID! THEY'RE GONNA DIE AGAIN!

Mari : WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? SAVE THEM!

Bobby : [He started to run to Frisk as well] ><

Frisk : [They try to get up, but their leg hurts to much] O-OW ><!

Bobby : GET OUT OF THE WAY! FRISK! [He ran into them trying to push them out of the way, but he just phased through them] AH! F-FUCK! NO!

Frisk : [They get one last glimpse over them before the ceiling collapses on them in a big pile.] AGH-!

Chef : HYPERLINK BLOCKED VS CHAOS CANYON!

Bobby : [He opens his eyes again, and takes a big gasp] AAAH!!

Dimentio : Oh my... what are those rascals going to do this time? Hit the ball even harder?

Ness : ...

Dimentio : I'm on the edge of my seat, waiting to see if they will finally hit me!

Bobby : IT RESET AGAIN!?

Mari : ...I think it resets when the kid dies! You turned back time to save them! ...But we can't... YOU TRAPPED US IN A TIME LOOP! [Panicked]

Ness : ...Luke, throw me the ball again.

Lucas : Really, Ness? The baseball bat always leads to a catastrophic result!

Ness : Just do it!

Bobby : WE CAN! I HAVE TO SAVE THE KID THIS TIME! [He started to run towards Frisk again]

Mari : WE'RE GHOSTS, WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT WATCH! ...[She got sad] I would know.

Bobby : I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! umm.. umm... [He ran towards the shelf and fused with it]

Mari : ...eh...?

Bobby : umm... >< [He moved a little as the shelf] heavy...

Mari : YOU CAN POSSESS STUFF?? HOW!? WHY DON'T I HAVE GHOST TRICKS LIKE THAT! NO FAIR!

Bobby : i-i don't know! it just... came instinctively!

Mari : ... that's convenient...

Bobby : whatever! im saving this kid! [He continued to move the shelf slowly]

[Eventually it stumbled on a gap between 2 floorboards and fell over Frisk] SHIT-

Chef : HYPERLINK BLOCKED VS CHAOS CANYON!

Bobby : AH!

Mari : ...That worked well.

Bobby : DAMMIT! i have to push them out of the way somehow!

Mari : ...or maybe you can make it so they don't need to move in the first place! like prevent the ball from breaking the wall!

Bobby : ...maybe... if i make ness let go of his baseball bat... he wouldn't throw the ball THIS hard

Mari : Good idea! Go go go!

Bobby : [He possessed Ness's bat] nngh...>< NGH-! 

Mari : You good??

Bobby : y-yeah... but ness has a SOLID grip on this thing! I can't make it slide out or anything... i dont think he even notices any movement

Mari : ...Is that a thing good baseball players do? Hold their bat really tight?

Bobby : i dunno, but thatd make sense, i guess...

Mari : well, uhh... maybe you could... possess the ball! So it hits something else!

Bobby : on it!

Lucas : Agh, fine... [He grabbed the ball, and threw it at Ness]

Bobby : [He jumped to fuse with the ball just before Ness hit it] ><

Ness : PK THUNDER! [Electricity seeped out of his hands and imbued the baseball ball] YAAAGHH!! [SMAAAAASH!]

Mari : YOU DID IT! NOW DEVIATE IT SOMEWHERE SAFE! QUICK!

Bobby : [He was ejected out of the ball] AH-!! [He fell with his butt on the floor] ><

Mari : WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Bobby : I-I GOT EJECTED OUT!

Mari : ...WHAT DO YOU MEAN??

Bobby : THE BALL! IT JUST THREW ME OUT! i don't think it wanted me to control it...

Mari : ... It's a BALL, it doesn't WANT ANYTHING!

Bobby : well, SOMETHING ejected me ><!

[The ball suddenly goes straight 180° in the other direction to hit the wall behind Frisk again. It bounces away to rest on the floor]

Mari : CRAP! Umm... OH! I KNOW! ROSALINA'S WAND!

Bobby : ... YOU'RE A GENIUS! [He ran to the shelf and jumped up to possess Rosalina's wand on top of it]

Mari : ...well?

Bobby : i have no idea how to us this. let's... just activate it...

[Bobby activated the wand, and the little bottle of sleeping pills it was pointing at slightly moved to face the very tip of the wand's star]

Bobby : ...huh?

Mari : Ohhh... i think it's like... if you were dragging and dropping stuff with a mouse, but like, in real life...

Bobby : that could work... but the wand's facing the wall.

Mari : Well, you're possessing it, just make it fly!

Bobby : i can't do THAT! i can just... make objects move a little... but still respecting gravity!

Mari : Umm... well turn it around, first!

Bobby : ...i can't.

Mari : ...what do you mean, you can't?

Bobby : this wand is um... really fucking heavy! i can't make it budge!

Mari : ...you managed to move an entire shelf??

Bobby : it's HEAVIER than the shelf!

Mari : HEAVIER THAN THE SHELF!? ROSALINA HOLDS IT LIKE IT'S A PENCIL!

Bobby : ROSALINA IS ALSO IMMENSELY POWERFUL! THIS WAND'S PROBABLY MADE OF NEUTRON STAR OR SOMETHING! I'M NOT THAT STRONG- [Rosalina's wand falls off it's shelf due to the commotion] WHOA!

Rosalina : AH! [She reaches for it, but can't grab it before it falls between the floorboards, and through the floor] N-NO!

Bobby : [Falls on the grass under the cafeteria] ...

Mari : You okay down there?

Bobby : uhh... yeah, i'm fine, but it spun alot, im dlzzy- [He hears a loud crash] !!

Chef : HYPERLINK BLOCKED VS CHAOS CANYON!

Mari : JUST OUR LUCK! WE CAN'T USE THE WAND! IT WAS THE ONLY CHANCE WE HAD-

Bobby : well... actually... the wand moved... when it fell... and it spun!

Mari : ...So? we can't control it, just activate and deactivate it.

Bobby : i dunno, the wand doesn't care about gravity, so maybe we can throw something at frisk to push them out of the way, i was in it when it fell and it definitely sees the whole room so if we have good timing...

Mari : ...kinda violent, but... i guess that's the only thing we can try anymore...

[Bobby fuses with Rosalina's wand]

Mari : Alright... what do we throw?

Bobby : well, like, a chair, or something...

Mari : ...Um, everything's been cleared out to play dodgeball tho, all the tables and chairs are outside...

Bobby : ...fuck...

Mari : ...We do have alot of people, i guess...

Bobby : ...throw someone at frisk to get them out of the way?

Mari : Yeah! But then, uh, anyone we throw is going to be the one under the pile of debris next...

Bobby : I DON'T WANNA KILL ANYONE!

Mari : ...What else can we do...?

Bobby : we could... throw frisk out of the way with the wand?

Mari : Bobby... they're a kid, the wand is spinning fast, they're just gonna, um, splat against the wall...

Bobby : I guess...

Mari : ...Frisk's death is causing the time loop, we have to sacrifice someone to get out of it.

Bobby : ...i'm going to throw myself.

Mari : ...Eh?? Bobby, if Frisk never dies in the first place, you wouldn't have sacrificed yourself, so you'll revive! YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO REVIVE! I WOULD KILL FOR THAT! And you want to sacrifice yourself again?

Bobby : ...

Mari : ...Think about your wife...!

Bobby : ...my wife would be happier knowing i sacrificed myself to save a kid, rather than sacrificed someone else to save my ass.

Mari : ...i...

Bobby : ...the wand is about to fall, hope i do it right...

[Rosalina's wand falls off it's shelf due to the commotion]

Bobby : >< [He activated the wand when it was pointing at his alive self, and flung him at Frisk. He quickly got out of the wand before it fell between the floorboards]

[The live Bobby got flung onto Frisk] WHAA!! WHAT'S HAPP- [He hit Frisk, and the impact threw Frisk against the wall] AGH!

Frisk : OUGH >o< [They were thrown against the wall behind them, JUST out of the way of the debris]

Bobby : Huh...? [He looked up one last time, before the debris fell onto him] FUCK-! 

...

[The impact from the ceiling was enough to make him explode under the pile]

Frisk : [The explosion launched them through the wall] AAAHH!! [They fell outside] ><

Kris : FRISK!! [They ran to tend to Frisk] ARE YOU OKAY!? SPEAK TO ME!

Frisk : Y-Yeah... I'm fine!

Kris : G-God...

Mari : WE DID IT!

Bobby : YEAH!!

[Mari and Bobby started to cheer]

[In the kitchen, a machete fell out of its hook, onto a mouse trap on the floor, hitting it in just the right way so it gets catapulted. The window opens on it own, so the machete can go straight for Frisk]

[Mari and Bobby were still cheering]

Mari : ... BOBBY! LOOK!

Bobby : huh? [He noticed the machete] AH! UM- [He possessed a table, and made it tip over so it was standing vertically, and blocked the machete who got stuck into it] ...t-that was close...

Mari : Okay, this is really weird, it can't be a coincidence... there's definitely another ghost here, um, REVEAL YOURSELF!

[Out the machete came... Poniko, who looked really pissed]

Poniko : ...

Mari : ...Aren't you the first out??

Poniko : ...[nod]

Mari : You were trying to kill this kid??

Poniko : ...[She reached the possess the table to crush Frisk]

Bobby : HEY! HOLD ON! SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CONTROLLED THE BALL? WHO KEPT MAKING IT DEVIATE INTO IMPOSSIBLE TRAJECTORIES? WHO EJECTED ME OUT?

Poniko : [She nodded, annoyed]

Bobby : WHY ARE YOU FIXATED ON KILLING THIS KID!?

Poniko : [She pointed to Frisk's sweater]

Bobby : ...THE SWEATER THEY FISHED OUT? YOU WANT TO KILL THEM SO BAD OVER A SWEATER? A SWEATER! YOU WANT TO KILL THIS KID, AN INNOCENT LITTLE KID, A KIND BABY SOUL, OVER A SWEATER!

Poniko : [She rolled her eyes]

Frisk : I'M NOT A BABY! I'M 6 YEARS OLD!

Kris : ...huh? who are you talking to?

Bobby : ...did they just hear me?

Mari : ...Frisk, you can hear us?

Frisk : Yeah? But i don't know you :(

Bobby : ...how about me?

Frisk : Bobby :D! You're here!

Kris : oh, frisk... um... bobby... ...bobby isn't here anymore. he did a great thing... um...

Frisk : But i'm hearing him, Kris! I swear!

Kris : f-fuck... you're hallucinating... everything is gonna be ok frisk, don't trust anything weird you see or hear, it'll pass...

Mari : I think they can hear us, because they've already been dead before? So like... they can communicate with the dead. Makes sense to me...

Poniko : [She reaches for the machete]

Bobby : WAIT, PONIKO! i'll just... tell them to give your sweater back, okay??

Poniko : ...[She stepped back]

Bobby : ...hey, frisk?

Frisk : What's up :)?

Bobby : uhh... you should really give this sweater back to the sea! it belongs to her!

Frisk : Huh..? It belongs to the sea...?

Bobby : yeah...! and ever since you took it, you're cursed! the only way to break the curse is to give it back!

Frisk : ...Okay! Kris, take me to the dock again! I have to give the sweater back to the sea, it belongs to her!

Kris : ...heh, you really liked that one movie, didn't you? okay, i'll take you there... but then we're going to the doctor, okay? you... were just in an explosion

Frisk : Okayyy!

Kris : [They picked Frisk up and carried them to the dock]

Nastasia : ...Is the show... cancelled?

Chris : What? Why would it be?

Nastasia : There's been a death and an explosion on scene, Chris. We're done for.

Chris : Never stopped the other seasons! I'll deal with it later.

Nastasia : ...What?

Chris : Anyway! Chef, announce Bobby, and Kris as gone from the challenge. Frisk was already out.

Chef : What? We're continuing the challenge? But-

Chris : I didn't ask for your opinion! Just do it!

Chef : ... Ugh... BOBBY AND KRIS OUT!

Lucas : WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE CONTINUING!? SOMEONE DIED!

Chris : Everything's gonna be fiiiine.

[Lucas continues to rant, screaming at Chris. Chris isn't listening]

Dimentio : Excuse me, Chris?

Chris : Yeees?

Dimentio : The death of our teammate is truly devastating for Chaos Canyon, and so i ask for us to be excused from the challenge, and given immunity, to help us through these horrible times. We aren't going to be able to perform like this...

Chris : Mmmhh... ...Okay! Chaos Canyon is excused from the challenge, and has immunity!

Daisy : WHAT THE HELL!? THAT'S CHEATING! OF COURSE DIMENTIO DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT A BOB OMB! HE'D USE THEM TO DISMANTLE HIS SHOWER JUST TO BUILD A NEW ONE!

Dimentio : Oh, my! I didn't realize how heartless you were, Daisy. I'm devasted by the loss of our dear friend Bobby. The fact you care more about the pity immunity we got says a lot about your character.

Chris : Not cool, Daisy! You're on thin ice!

Daisy : WHA- I- [Groans]

Players Remaining

Night! - 2

Hyperlink Blocked - 2

Move On - 1

Chef : HYPERLINK BLOCKED VS MOVE ON!

Queen : ...

Ness : ...

Lucas : ...

Queen : ...

Ness : We both know how this ends, you throw, i stop it with my powers, and you're out, don't delay it, just throw!

Queen : Yeah I Guess You're RighWoa Whats This Thing Over There

[Ness and Lucas look in that direction]

Queen : [Throws the ball at Ness, it hits him then bounces on Lucas]

Ness : FUCK! WHY'D I LOOK?

Queen : LMFAO You're Fucking Stupid

Chef : NESS AND LUCAS OUT!

Chris : This means Hyperlink Blocked is the first team to be up for elimination today! You'll lose a member tonight. Also, only Night! and Move On are left in game!

Players Remaining

Night! - 2

Move On - 1

Chef : NIGHT! VS MOVE ON!

Penny : 2 vs 1! You're going down, Queen! Yeah!!

Queen : Poor Me... Poor Robot... Lonely Robot Against Two Humans

Oh Why Must My Creator Have Made Me This Way

Woe Is Me

I Have No Humans To Help Me Anymore

I Am In A Losing Battle

Do You Hate Robots Penny 

Penny : Oh, right... I-I'm sorry! I love robots! My grandpa dedicates his life to them! My best friend is one... I-I love robots!

Queen : Then Why Do You Want To Hit Me With A Dodgeball Penny? Why This Cruelty Against Poor Me

Penny : N-No! I don't! I...

Peach : Penny! She's trying to get into your head! Don't listen to her!

Penny : I... I can't... she's really well made! I can't damage her! My grandpa would be in awe! I'm sorry!! [She walked to Queen, and gave her the ball]

Queen : Lol I Didnt Think Itd Work

Peach : A-Agh...

Chef : PENNY OUT!

Players Remaining

Night! - 1

Move On - 1

Chef : NIGHT! VS MOVE ON!

Queen : Princess Peach

Fellow Ruler

I Like You

Maybe We Should

Make A Truce

Peach : A truce...?

Queen : [Gets closer to Peach] Yes

Doesnt It Sound Great

Neither Of Use Lose

Peach : I suppose... but then, what? [She got close to Queen as well] Someone has to lose, right?

Queen : Yes

[She threw the ball in Peach's face]

Peach : O-OW! 

Daisy : YOU'RE ALL FUCKING STUPID!

Peach : [Sigh] I apologize, i tend to trust people...

Queen : Cant Trust Anyone In This World

Chef : PEACH OUT!

Chris : And we're done! The second team to be up for elimination is-

Daisy : HOLD IT!

Chris : ...?

Daisy : I WAS NEVER OUT! CHEF NEVER SAID I WAS! I JUST HAPPENED TO SIT AT THE SIDE EVERY TIME WE WERE UP! SO I'M STILL IN THE GAME!

Chris : ...Chef?

Chef : [Shrug] She's right! Technically she's still in.

Chris : Guess the challenge isn't quite over yet!

Peach : D-Daisy! No! You're injured-

Daisy : I DON'T CARE! You're out of the game, you can't tell me what to do anymore! I'm not letting my team lose in a sports challenge!

Peach : ...Daisy...

Players Remaining

Night! - 1

Move On - 1

Mr. L : YEAH! GO PRINCESS DAISY!

Queen : LOL Isnt That The One That Wanted To Sleep On My Floor

Daisy : [Groans] You offered Peach the same thing!

Queen : Damn Youre Jealous Of Sleeping On The Floor

Daisy : SHUT UP! [She threw the ball at her]

Queen : [She dodged it in bullet time matrix-style] Ha

Daisy : Show off!

Queen : Show Off? Lol Just Say Youre Jealous You Cant Do That

Daisy : I CAN! I CAN EVEN DO BETTER! THROW IT TO ME!

Queen : [Throws the ball at Daisy]

Daisy : YAH! [She jumped over the ball to dodge it, doing a somersault and landing on her feet] BOOM!

Queen : Holy Shit That Was Cool

Daisy : Can't do THAT, can you? [She chuckled, proud of herself]

Queen : Do It Again

Daisy : Heh... okay... [She threw the ball back to Queen's side]

[Queen threw the ball, and Daisy did another somersault]

Queen : Again

Daisy : S-Seriously? Okay...

[The whole thing happened once more]

Daisy : Can't get enough, huh...? It's great! I- [She got a sharp pain in her head] A-Ahh??

Queen : Lol What's Wrong

Daisy : N-nothing! I can still go on...! [She was getting dizzy] Oough...

Queen : Alright I Guess Theres No Problems Them [She threw the ball with a LOT of force]

Daisy : [She opened her arms and caught it, almost on accident] Huh...? Oh... Awesome! ...[She passed out and started falling]

Peach : DAISY!! [She caught Daisy before she hit the floor] >< I-I TOLD YOU! AAGGH!! [She carried Daisy as best she could to her bed]

Queen : What

Chef : QUEEN OUT!

Chris : AND NIGHT WINS AGAIN! The teams up for elimination are Hyperlink Blocked and Move On! Damn, you guys SUCK! See you tonight, everyon- [The building started to shake] ...Yep, cya! [He ran out the cafeteria ASAP]

Chef : EVERYONE OUT RIGHT NOW!

[The contestants rushed to exit the cafeteria before more of it collapsed. Then, as soon as everyone was out, it completely collapsed under everyone's eyes, only the floor was remaining]

Chris : How'd this happen...?

Nastasia : THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION IN IT!

Penny : I-I almost died ><!

Ashley : ...[She patted Penny's back] you're okay, everything is gonna be fine

Penny : ...Ashley??

Ashley : ...[She stops] this never happened

Mimi : GREAT! HOW ARE WE GONNA EAT NOW??

Chris : It's fiiine... my interns will repair it! [He blew into a whistle] INTERNS!! REPAIR THE CAFETERIA!!

[All the interns start repairing]

Chris : Great! Anyway, i'm going to my mansion until tonight, see you, today's losers! [He walked off]

Chef : ...Where am I gonna set my shop tonight?

...and sleep, too

[Dock of Shame]

Kris : ...time to remove it, frisk

Frisk : ...[They took their sweater off] Goodbye, sweater... i'll miss you! But you belong here...

...[They threw the sweater into the water]

Kris : you did it!

Poniko : ... [Possesses the sweater, and glides it over to be worn by her body under the water again, then comes back up, her spirit is wearing a sweater again]

Frisk : I'm sorry for stealing your sweater, the sea :(!

Bobby : i'm sure she forgives you, frisk. [Looks at Poniko]

Poniko : ...[Smiles slightly]

Bobby : hey, i was thinking, couldn't we go back in time to save me?

Mari : well, uh, wouldn't it just put us in the same situation as with frisk, except the one that gets crushed is swapped at the last second?

Bobby : ...yeah...

Mari : ...also, we'd need your body, and, um, it's... in confetti all over the cafeteria...

Bobby : ...i guess that's fair...

[Night time!]

Lucas : [In the boy's cabin with Ness] ...

Ness : ...The campfire ceremony is soon, huh?

Lucas : ...Yeah.

Ness : ...

Lucas : ...

Wario : [Slams the door to the cabin] HEY!

Ness : Knew it...

Waluigi : YOU GAYS ARE LUCKY SOMEONE THREW THE CHALLENGE HERE! WE WANT THEM GONE NOW!

Lucas : What if we team up with him to vote one of you out, huh?

Wario : [Laughes] WAHAHAHA! YEAH, RIGHT! TRUST ME, HE'S VOTING ONE OF YOU!

Lucas : ...

Waluigi : SO VOTE BASIL! OR ELSE! [They walked away]

Ness : ...Well, i guess we should get going. C'mon, Luke [He got up]

Lucas : [He clenched his fist] ...No.

Ness : ...Luke? You heard them! We have to vote with them more than ever-

Lucas : I WON'T LET MYSELF BE INTIMIDATED ANYMORE! FUCK THE ALLIANCE!

Ness : Luke, please! This is our only choice! We can't-

Lucas : [He stands up] WE CAN. I'M GONNA SHOW THEM THEY CAN'T BOSS US AROUND! [He started running for the door]

Ness : [He restrains Lucas] LUKE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP BEING STUPID!

Lucas : [He violently pushed Ness to the floor, and ran away]

Ness : ARGH-!! >< OW! LUKE! [He got up, and ran after Lucas]

Lucas : HEY, YOU FATASSES!

Wario : Huh? Oh, it's that kid.

Waluigi : WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?

Lucas : YOU CAN FUCK OFF IF YOU THINK I'M VOTING WITH YOU AGAIN!

Wario : Oh? GUESS YOU'RE OUT THEN!

[The Wario Bros started to laugh at Lucas' face]

Lucas : ...[He clenched his fist and gritted his teeth] Hrngg...

Waluigi : NOW GO SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LITTLE BOYFRIEND BEFORE WE-

Lucas : PK FIRE! [He couldn't contain himself and threw fire at Wario and Waluigi]

Wario : ...WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Wario and Waluigi started to burn alive, running all over the place]

Ness : [He finally caught up to Lucas] LUKE! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?

Lucas : I SHOWED THEM!

Ness : WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY'D YOU BURN THEM!? LUKE!

Lucas : IT JUST CAME OUT ON IT'S OWN! IT'S THEIR FAULT FOR BEING DICKS!

Ness : YOU THINK THEY DESERVE TO BE BURNED ALIVE FOR THE CRIME OF BEING A DICK ON TV? CHRIS! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!

Chris : What's up campers, what's happening he- oh, i see. Nastasia! Bring water!

Nastasia : >< [She ran in with a bucket of water and splashed it on Wario and Waluigi] 

Waluigi : [On the floor] whhaaa.. 

Chris : ...Yeah, they're not in the state to compete anymore, put them in bandages, and in the Boat of Losers!

Nastasia : On it...

Lucas : I DIDN'T WANNA LET OURSELVES BE BULLIED FOREVER! I HAD TO DO SOMETHING!

Ness : UGH! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ATTACK THEM!

Lucas : UGH!? NESS, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HERO WHO ALWAYS STOOD UP FOR ME? WHO FOUGHT FOR ME? REMEMBER SUBSPACE EMISSARY? I FELL IN LOVE RIGHT THEN AND THERE WHEN YOU FOUGHT AGAINST PORKY TO SAVE ME! NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME TO STAND BACK AND LET MYSELF BE BULLIED! WELL I'M NOT THE COWARD LITTLE BOY THAT HID BEHIND YOU SHAKING ANYMORE! IF I CANT RELY ON YOU TO STAND UP FOR ME ANYMORE, THEN I'M STANDING UP FOR MYSELF! [He stormed off]

Ness : ...GOD DAMMIT!

Dimentio : [Teleports Mr. L to Dimension D] Hello there, Mister L.

Mr. L : Eh? What the hell do you want, Dimentio?

Dimentio : Nothing anymore. I see i can't rely on you. What you did earlier was the pinnacle of insubordination. And I can't keep someone like that around.

Mr. L : ...What are ya getting at??

Dimentio : It's simple, really. [He surrounded Mr. L in a dimensional box] I'm getting rid of you!

Mr. L : [He started to panic] EH?? DIMENTIO! YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY!

Dimentio : Maybe i'm fucking crazy, but you're not fucking Daisy. Heehee. No time to play around. Goodbye. Oh, and i'm getting you far away, no weird ghost tricks for you.

Mr. L : [The box teleported him, and exploded] WAAAAAAAA!!!

[Campfire Ceremony]

Chris : Hello campers! We had a little... issue with Hyperlink Blocked, so, they won't be doing the Campfire Ceremony. Move On, you're up, though! It'll be the same as usual. I brought Chaos Canyon here, too, because i have some news. But let's move on to Move On! Go in the confessional and vote, please!

[Static]

Adeleine : [Shows her vote for Ribbon] ...

[Static]

Ribbon : [Shows her vote for Adeleine] Yeah... i was hesitating, but Starlow kinda pushed me in that direction...

[Static]

Queen : [Shows her vote for Sunny] Lazy Bitch

[Static]

Chris : That was quick. Let's start! First vote is... ...Blank. Ugh.

Rosalina : Sunny still didn't get out of his bed...

Chris : [Throws the vote away] Whatever. The second vote is... ...Blank. Seriously?

Rosalina : That one is Mari...

Mari : Not my fault! [Rolls her eyes]

Chris : [Throws the vote away] We better get some ACTUAL votes now!  The third vote is... Sunny.

[Sunny isn't there to react]

Chris : ...Yyyep. The fourth vote is... Ribbon.

Ribbon : Ah... I-I see...

Adeleine : [Crosses her arms]

Chris : The fifth vote is... Adeleine. Ohoho!

Adeleine : [Glares at Ribbon] Mmngh...

Ribbon : ...

Chris : Last vote! The one getting eliminated right now is...

...

Adeleine. You're out. Please get on the Boat of Losers!

Adeleine : OK, je vois le message, Ribbon. Au revoir. {OK, I see the message, Ribbon. Goodbye.} [She started to walk out] Fuck you.

Ribbon : [Offended] TU M'A JETÉ UNE BALLE A LA GUEULE! {YOU THREW A DODGEBALL AT ME!}

Adeleine : [Turns around] TU M'AS REMPLACÉE! {YOU REPLACED ME!}

Ribbon : W-wha- REMPLACÉE?? JE PEUX PAS ME FAIRE D'AUTRES AMIS?? {REPLACED YOU!? I CAN'T MAKE OTHER FRIENDS!?}

Adeleine : T'A PROMIS DE MANGER AVEC NOUS, PUIS T'A VOLÉ DE LA PURÉE POUR STARLOW! {YOU PROMISED YOU'D EAT WITH US, THEN YOU STOLE OUR MASH TO GIVE TO STARLOW!}

Ribbon : Um- well... 

Adeleine : TU TE FAIS TOUT LES AMIS QUE TU VEUX, MAIS J'AI QUE TOI, RIBBON! A LA MAISON, T'A TOUTE LES FÉES DE RIPPLE STAR POUR TOI, MAIS MOI? JE SUIS LA SEULE PUTAIN D'HUMAINE! Y'A PERSONNE D'AUTRE COMME MOI! {YOU CAN MAKE ALL THE FRIENDS YOU WANT, BUT YOU'RE ALL I'VE GOT, RIBBON! AT HOME YOU HAVE ALL THE OTHER FAIRIES OF RIPPLE STAR, BUT IM THE ONLY DAMN HUMAN! NO ONE'S LIKE ME!

Ribbon : I... um... t'a... Kirby...? {What about... Kirby...?}

Adeleine : KIRBY? JE L'AI VU UNE FOIS QUAND ON CHERCHAIS LES CRYSTAL SHARDS, PUIS UNE FOIS APRÉS, C'EST TOUT! ET PUIS C'EST GENRE, UN BÉBÉ! JE PEUX PAS TROP M'AMUSER AVEC LUI! {KIRBY?? I SAW HIM ONCE WHEN WE SEARCHED THE CRYSTAL SHARDS, THEN ONCE AFTER, AND THAT'S IT! ALSO HE'S LIKE, A BABY! I CAN'T REALLY HANG OUT WITH HIM!}

Ribbon : ...[She felt bad]

Mimi : [Whispers to Kris] What the hell are they saying?

Kris : ...i literally have no idea

Adeleine : [She walked off and into the Boat of Losers]

Ribbon : ...Addie...

Starlow : [Looking around] Ribbon? Riiibbon! [She notices Ribbon and flies to her] Oh! Ribbon! You survived the elimination again! I'm surprised!

Ribbon : ...yeah...

Starlow : So, who got eliminated?

Ribbon : ...Adeleine...

Starlow : ...[She burst in laughter] Pfff! That'll teach her!

Ribbon : I- I feel bad... she was my friend, and-

Starlow : Feel BAD? C'mon, girl, anyone that throws a dodgeball to your face is NOT your friend. She deserves it, fuck her.

Ribbon : W-Well... I guess...?

Starlow : Come on, hang out with me and forget that bitch!

Ribbon : O...Okay...! [She went away with Starlow]

Chris : How i love drama! Anyway, before the Boat of Losers can go, i've got an announcement. As you all know, our dear friend Bobby has died! So, they're officially out of the competition.

Bobby : [Sigh...] yeah, i guess I should've seen it coming...

Mari : Tough luck...

Bobby : [Glares at Mari] ...

Chris : Let's have a minute of silence for-

Mimi : HEY! YOU'RE ELIMINATING BOBBY FOR DYING, AND THEN YOU KEEP MARI!? HOW'S THAT FAIR!?

Chris : ...Fine. Mari is officially eliminated too!

Mari : WHAT!? THAT'S BULLSHIT! ARGHH!! ><

Poniko : [Giggles]

Chris : Is that all?

Dimentio : ... Actually, i have an announcement too! Mr. L has unfortunately decided to quit the competition. He's already gone... he asked me to teleport him away. He was too sad about not being able to get Daisy.

Chris : ...Oh. Man, that's alot of eliminations today... It's going too quick! Nastasia!

Nastasia : Yes?

Chris : Here, take these invitations [He gives her invitations to TD: COTS] Get on the Boat of Losers, and give invitations to the replacement contestants.

Nastasia : ...Replacement contestants?

Chris : Yeah! We need to replace all the people who got eliminated without being voted out, i don't want the show to end so quickly! So i have replacement contestants. Please go away and give the invitations!

Nastasia : ...Got it. [She got on the Boat of Losers]

Chris : Alright, great! Boat of Losers, go go go!

[The boat started to drive away from the island]

Wario : ...hey, you...

Nastasia : Hm?

Wario : ...are we... eliminated...?

Nastasia : ...Yes. You're not in the state to compete anymore. You and Waluigi are eliminated from the competition.

Wario : NO! THAT MONEY'S MINE!

Nastasia : ...I apologize. You're not able to win it anymore. It will go to the winner of the competition.

Wario : NOO! IT'S MINE!! MIIINE!! WARIOOOOOOOOOOO'S!!!!! [Sobbing while screaming]

[Wario's scream echoed through as he disappeared behind the horizon]

Chris : Wario, Waluigi, Adeleine, Bobby, Mari, Mr. L... all gone in a flash. We're down to 20 on the island, but next time, it'll go back up! We'll see new people! [Chuckles] Fresh meat to hurt! So, if you wanna see the new faces, stay tuned, and watch the next episodes of Total Drama: Crossover of the Stars!

[Later on]

Rosalina : [Trying to crawl under the foundations of the cafeteria] NNGH- A-AGH!

Peach : Rosie... You're the 2nd biggest contestant after the Gargantuar... You're not fitting...

Rosalina : I- have to- get my wand back! N-No one else can- take it- NGH!

Peach : ...[Sigh...]

Bobby : y'know, i do wonder why i'm more powerful as a ghost than you? like... i could possess objects, and rewind time, but you can't...

Mari : ...Well, if i had to guess, it's probably about Frisk's red aura that's spanning half the island

Bobby : now that you say it, i started seeing that when i died... but, if it's because we're in the aura, why didn't you have the powers?

Mari : Cuz you died next to them, so you got turned into a more powerful ghost at death i guess, idk.

Bobby: myea... but then that'd mean poniko died near frisk, right? but she drowned in the water outside the island!

Mari : ...Hey, Frisk, where were you on the first night when you came on the island?

Frisk : O-Oh! I was umm... I snuck out to go on the beach, to collect seashells! P-Please don't tell Kris ><!

Bobby : heh, don't worry, we won't.

Mari : Guess we got our answer!

Penny : [Opens the door to the girl's cabin] Hey, Ashley! I- ... Hey, where's Ashley?

Starlow : Beats me.

Chef : [Sleeping in Chris's living room] ...N-No, i'm sorry, stop, please... aaaAAAAHHH!! [He wakes up in a cold sweat, hyperventilating] ...[Looks around] ...Okay, it was just a nightmare, she's not here- [He notices Ashley looking at him through the window] AAA- [Static]

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Chris : Yo! This is Chris McLean, hosting a new episode of Total Drama: Crossover of the Stars! And today, we're gonna add a few more stars to this crossover! That's right, my secretary, Nastasia, is coming back from her trip outside the island, and she brought some fresh new faces for you to enjoy watching, and for me to enjoy hurting! To welcome these newbies, i brought the whole cast on the dock!

Ness : Yeah, no, Lucas didn't show up.

Chris : ...Where is he, then?

Ness : ...I really don't know

Basil : [Raises his hand] S-Sunny still didn't get out of bed, either...

Chris : Yyyep, it's literally impossible to have the whole cast in one place without any being absent or dead or anything... [Groans] Whatever! I see Nastasia coming now! Welcome back, Nastasia!

Nastasia : [She's riding the Boat of Losers, who comes to a stop right at the dock] Hello. The newcomers are arriving in their own boats, but first, i have good news. [She steps up onto the dock] Contestants? On my trip, I was able to pick up the letters from home that have been sent to you. They weren't received, since most communication lines to outside the island have been compromised. But I have them! You can come pick them up from me anytime.

[A bunch of contestants raised their hands, Nastasia distributed letters]

Kris : ...from mom...

Frisk : Oh! Oh! I miss mom! Can we read it? Please, Kris, can we read it?

Kris : ...[They opened the letter]

Hi, Kris, this is your mother, Toriel.

I hope you're doing well wherever you are. I'm especially worried about Frisk, I really hope you didn't let anything happen to them. I told them they could die out there, but, well, there's no stopping a child when they have their eyes on something...

I know you're participating in a TV show, but unfortunately I didn't have the time to watch any of it at all... I would have, but i've had some... issues. You see, since you and Frisk are on the show, and Asriel is still away, it's left Chara alone... and the loneliness has made them more of a troublemaker than ever. I've spent my time apologizing to other parents, explaining Chara's outbursts, paying back for things they broke... It's been a real hassle... As of writing this letter, it's gotten worse, i haven't seen them all day and I have no idea where they are. Please come back quick.

Frisk : ...Kris? Why do you look so worried :(?

Kris : ...frisk, please... don't worry about it. ..its gonna be okay...i-

Chara : BOO!

Kris : !! [They heard a loud sound from behind and clutched Frisk in their arms, they quickly grabbed their knife and brandished it to defend them]

Chara : [They laughed alot] HAH! GOT YOU!

Kris : wh- uh- CHARA!? why the fuck are you here? MOM'S WORRIED SICK!

Chara : [They crossed their arms] Fuck mom! Missed you. >,'(

Frisk : [They covered their mouth and gasped] W-What did you just say??

Chara : I said FUCK MOM! >:D

Frisk : STOP SAYING THAT ><!!

Chara : You left me alone! You can't away from me so easily... [Giggles]

Kris : ... sorry, chara... how did you even get here?

Chara : Easy! I asked the lady with the glasses! [They pointed at Nastasia]

Nastasia : ...I had no intention of fighting a kid threatening me with a knife... 

Chris : ...Who's that, anyway?

Nastasia : ...Chara Dreemur, 7 years old... they're not a new contestant. They didn't receive an invite. I'm just letting them in for a moment until i can figure out what to do...

Chara : I'm not leaving!

Nastasia : ...I'm sorry, Chara, you can't stay here-

Chara : I'M! NOT! LEAVING! >< [They stomped the floor]

Nastasia : P-Please, the dock is fragile...

Chara : Oh? [They started jumping and stomping the dock as they landed] I'M NOT LEAVING! I'M NOT LEAVING!

Nastasia : [Panicking a little] O-Oh dear... um... Chara, please...! Um...

Kris : umm... [Sigh] i'm sorry, ms. nastasia, chara came as a duo contestant with frisk.

Nastasia : ...I suppose that would allow them to stay... ...Chara, will you calm down if i allowed it?

Chara : [They nodded]

Nastasia : ...Then, you're now part of the contestant "Frisk & Chara".

Chara : YAY! :D [They ran to hug Kris] I GET TO STAY!

Kris : [Phew] ugh...

Nastasia : ... Difficult troublemaker, hm?

Kris : [They nodded quietly]

Peach : Nastasia, you really are of great help. But, did you happen to-

Nastasia : Yes, i received your package, too. It's on the Boat of Losers, you can pick it up.

Peach : Oh, lovely! [She ran to the Boat of Losers, and picked up her package, throwing it on the dock] 

Melody : eh? whatd you order, peach?

Peach : Oh, nothing... please don't pay attention! I'll be bringing it to my cabin, okay? 

Toad : [Breaks out of the box] AHHH!! J-Jeez! Toadette! Larger breathing holes, next time!

Melody : wha- is that one of the new contestants?

Toad : No, Miss! H-Hello, Princess! [Toad saluted Peach] I was the guard assigned to protect the Princess's belongings!

Melody : ooohhh

Peach : Hello there, Toad. You're... alone?

Toad : Yes, Princess, i'm alone! Toadette was in charge of sending me through the mail, but the breathing holes were much too small! Please reprimand her as soon as possible!

Peach : ...Got it, i'll do that. I'm deeply sorry you had to endure such a trip...

Toad : Heh, everything for the Princess!

Peach : Thank you.

Toad : I'm going to defend your room! See you, Princess! [He ran to the girl's cabin]

Melody : you mail guards in a box?

Peach : Their small size is awfully convenient, isn't it ^^"...?

Melody : ...yea, i guess

Chris : I WOULD be mad about smuggling helpers, but i'm gonna let it go, because you're rich.

Peach : ...

Chris : However, a i'm mad at a CERTAIN girl with glasses. This is TOTAL DRAMA, not a goddamn daycare! You bring in letters from home, packages, even the loved ones THEMSELVES! Throw these letters in the ocean!

Nastasia : ...[She adjusted her glasses] You have no power to force me.

Chris : Oh i don't? Be careful Nassy, you could get fired from the job that's keeping you your home at any time!

Nastasia : You may call me your assistant, but by all accounts, I'm not, and I'm not a co-host either. I'm an inspector sent by the producers to keep you in check. This means I'm your superior, and you can't fire me. Also, um, please don't call me Nassy, 'k? That's the nickname my friends use, and you're not my friend.

Mimi : Heya, Nassy!

Nastasia : [She smiled] Heya, Mimi.

Chris : GOD! YOU'RE ANNOYING! [He raised his fist]

Chef : [He stared down at Chris and groaned] ...

Chris : ..Err- Um- Well... ...We've got 5 replacement contestants! Because, out of the 6 people who went away yesterday, only Adeleine was actually voted out. Actually, i think i see the first newbie coming in right now! The first newcomer is...

[A boat comes to park on the side of the dock. Out of it jumps Hat Kid, from A Hat in Time. She bounces on Chris's head]

Chris : OWCH!! WHAT THE-

Hat Kid : [She bounces off Chris's head and opens her umbrella mid-bounce to swing on the air and slow down her fall. She lands on her feet, then turns back to the crowd with a smug grin] ',:3

Chris : ...the first newcomer is this kid. Nastasia, who the hell is this?

Nastasia : I'll admit i don't know myself. The first invite was supposed to go to a certain "Mayor Pauline", but I couldn't find it for the longest time. Then, this little girl appeared with an invite. I didn't know what to do, so I let her in... She's female, her age seems to be under 10 years old, but i don't know the exact number. I don't have any more information.

Chris : Oh! Um... okay. Great, we barely know anything about her! Can you give the invite back, little girl?

Hat Kid : [She walked up to Chris and gave him her invite letter.]

Chris : [He opened the invite] ... [Pauline's name was scribbled out and replaced with strange symbols, and her picture was drawn over with a drawing of Hat Kid.] ...Yeah, seems legit! Anyway, we should get going to- [He felt his chest, and noticed something] ...Hey, where's my necklace? I had it just a minute ago!

Hat Kid : [She held up the necklace she stole giving the letter, hanging on her finger, and spinning it around]

Chris : WHA- HEY! GIMME THAT! IT'S PRECIOUS, DON'T SWING IT AROUND!! [He dived to try and grab hold of Hat Kid]

Hat Kid : [She jumps out of his range, and giggles mischievously] >xD

Chris :  [He scoffs, offended] OH, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT! [He tries to grab Hat Kid, again, but she avoids him, again.]

Nastasia : ...Let's introduce the next contestant. [Checks notes] ...The next two should arrive at the same time. ...Oh, here they are.

[A boat arrived on dock, and out of it came Ninten, from Mother.]

Ness : [Gasp] Oh, shit, Ninten, you're here! Heyyy! [He held up his hand]

Ninten : [He walked up to Ness and high-fived him] Sup! It's been a while!

Ness : Yeah! Glad to see you!

Ninten : Where's Luke? I thought he was here too

Ness : Oh, yeah, uhh... well we're not really on speaking terms.

Ninten : Oh, uh, shit, sorry...

Ness : It's... fine, i guess. How about you? You came with-

Ninten : Hell yeah, you bet your ass she came too! [He called out for her in the boat] Hey Ana, it's your turn!

[Out the boat came Ana, also from Mother.]

Ana : Hello, everyone! I'm Ana Brewston, and this is my boyfriend, Ninten. 

Ninten : Heya!

Ana : But not for long! When we're 18, next year, we're getting married! [She giggled in glee]

Ninten : [He giggled too] You can't wait, huh?

Ana : It'll be the best day of my life...

Chris : [He came back, with his necklace, finally] Right, uh, where were we? Oh right, uhh, say hello to Ninten and Ana! Quite the lovebirds, huh?

Ana : Of course! Ninten and I met as 12 year olds, and we've been going steady ever since! Oh, i still remember our first dance... [She held her cheeks and closed her eyes]

Ninten : I remember it too... you were so pretty!

Starlow : [In a mocking tone] we'ww get mawwied and hawe many kids... i wemembew ouw fiwst dance...

Ana : Huh...?

Ninten : You got a problem, squeaky bitch? 

Starlow : WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME? [She gets in Ninten's face, pissed]

Ninten : SQUEAKY BITCH.

Starlow : [Scoffs] I'LL TEACH YOU WHO'S THE SQUEAKY BITCH! YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM!

Ninten : Fuck yeah, i forgot my baseball at home! [He got his barbed baseball bat and got into batting position] 

Starlow : AH! [She squealed in fear and quickly flew away] ><

Ninten : That's what i thought...

Ana : [She giggled] My hero defends me again...

Ninten : Heh, take it as a warning, everyone, if ya ever think about laying a hand on this cutie, I ain't gonna be afraid to swing this in your face!

Ana : Oh, you're so romantic... [She gazed at Ninten lovingly]

Chris : Ah... young love, isn't it so beautiful, Nastasia?

Nastasia : ...You did not act this way when Ness and Lucas introduced themselves...

Chris : ...The 4th new contestant is arriving already! Who could it be? The mystery... it's killing me!

Nastasia : [She looked at the horizon] ...I'd say it still is a bit away...

Ninten : C'mon, sweetie, let's get in the crowd

Ana : Right! [They walked over to the crowd on the other side of the dock] 

Daisy : So, did Rosie ever manage to... get her wand back?

Peach : She did, though it really took a while... ...and she took a while to crawl out, too...

Daisy : [She laughed] Oh, fuck, i wish i was here to see this

Ana : O-OH MY! [She put her hands in front of her mouth in shock]

Daisy : ...What? Why you looking at me like that?

Ana : Y-Your head... H-How did these injuries happen...?

Daisy : Oh, um, Penny dropped a jetpack on my head

Penny : I-IT WAS AN ACCIDENT <xo

Ana : I-I don't have much psychic points left... but I must help someone in need! Please, stay still...

Daisy : ...?

Ana : [She closed her eyes, and concentrated her mind to cast Lifeup on Daisy]

Daisy : W-what'd you do?? I feel weird...

Ana : This is a healing PSI... It speeds up the healing of wounds. Your injuries should be fully healed in an hour or so...

Daisy : Wha- That's so cool! Shit, thank you so much!

Ana : It's my pleasure! [She smiled]

Joy : ...Wait, that's my job...

Chris : Alright, is it coming now?

Nastasia : [She looks at the horizon again] ...Yes, its here.

Chris : Great! This one's a famous writer, we'll get tons of ratings, you'll see!

[The boat pulls up at the deck, and out of it comes Iris, from The Great Ace Attorney]

Iris : Oh, happy day! I've finally made it here!

Chris : ...Huh? I thought... who's this kid?

Iris : It's such a pleasure to meet you all! My name is Iris Watson. I'm 10 years old! I come from London!

Ninten : Yeah, that explains the accent

Chris : Okay, hold it here, WHO ARE YOU? We were supposed to have a famous writer come up here.

Iris : You're looking at her, sir~! 

Chris : ...What'd you write, "Today I Helped my Mom Pack Up the Groceries"? [He chuckles meanly]

Iris : Are you perhaps familiar with the adventures of a "Sherlock Holmes", sir?

Chris : ...Yeah, why?

Iris : [Giggles] They were written by yours truly!

Chris : ...[He burst in laughter]

Daisy : ...You're fucking with him, right?

Iris : [Crosses her arms and pouts] I would never! And please, don't be so vulgar!

Daisy : A 10 year old DEFINITELY doesn't have the brains to create an entire fictional universe!

Iris : Fictional? [Giggles, and joins her hands with glee] The adventures of Sherlock Holmes are entirely real, genuine accounts of my personal life! ...Well, maybe a bit embellished...

Daisy : [She laughed] What are you even saying? I didn't read the books, but i'm pretty sure there's zero 10 year old girls named Iris in them!

Iris : Of course not! Still, i included myself! Though, you might better know me as Dr. Watson... 

Daisy : ...Yeah, right, you're telling me you knew Sherlock Holmes personally.

Iris : Of course! I know him pretty well! I'm his daughter, you see?

Daisy : ...

Iris : I was worried people wouldn't believe me, so i brought a little something! [She pulled out a print of a photo she took, she's sitting on Holmes' shoulders]

Daisy : [She stared at the photo] ...What the hell...?

Iris : [She covered her ears] Please! Language! ><

Nastasia : ...This is odd.

Chris : Hm?

Nastasia : I know of an Iris Watson that lived in London... but she died in 1930. That would coincide with the author of the Sherlock Holmes books... but then, why is she on this island today?

Chris : [Laughes] You're seriously believing this kid? I thought you were the no-nonsense girl around here.

Nastasia : ...I suppose...

Iris : Well, to celebrate my entrance in this competition, i've prepared a little demonstration for you all! [She fetched a backpack-looking contraption, and put it on her back. She squeezed a handle on one of the straps, and she began to fly] Feast your eyes on my latest invention, the Flying Backpack! It contains water, and shoots it downwards as pressurized steam, pushing the user up! [She lifted herself high in the air, and started showing off] Weee!

Daisy : ...I'm not even surprised, sure, she built a jetpack herself, why not at this point?

Nastasia : P-Please come down! I-If you fall...

Iris : [She slowly came down and landed on her feet, then bowed down as the crowd applauded her]

Penny : That's awesome!! I made something like that too, it's great :D!

Iris : Oh, you have? That's lovely! Can i take a look at it, please? Pleaaaase? [She smiled]

Penny : Yeah!! [She ran to get her water jetpack, then came back flying in it] :D

Iris : Oh, i see!

Penny : [She descended on the dock, almost stumbling when she landed] I call it... Jet Tank One!! I'm really, really proud of it!

Iris : It's lovely! Though... launching up using a water hose is really inefficient! It'll run out of water pretty fast... My Flying Backpack turns the water into steam, using up much the water much slower!

Penny : Ah... yeah, that makes sense-

Iris : Also, it means you must stock up a lot of water! The giant water container speaks for itself, it's... pretty annoying, isn't it?

Penny : W-Well, yeah...

Iris : Since the water is used so slowly in the Flying Backpack, it doesn't need so much water! Making for a much better design.... It's hardly bigger than a regular old backpack! And it allows me to disguise it as one, and no one can tell!

Penny : Y-You're right... i thought it was your snacks bag...

Iris : Lastly, steam has two other advantages over water : Steam is much less bothersome to splish and splash all around the place, and the pressurized steam getting ejected out is much smoother than a turbulent water hose, so flight is much easier to control!

Daisy : Yeah, the jet tank's real fun, but it's hell to control!

Penny : H...Haha, yeah...

Iris : I hope you don't take it badly! I'm just giving you feedback, so you can improve, and put together something much better next time!

Penny : ...Thanks for the feedback...!

Iris : The pleasure's all mine, my friend! [She smiled]

Penny : [She forced a little smile in return]

Nastasia : Chris?

Chris : ...

Nastasia : ...Chris?

Chris : What?

Nastasia : The last boat. It's here.

Chris : ...Oh. Cool!

Nastasia : It's been here for a little bit...

Chris : Sorry, i was distracted enjoying the anguish i'm seeing the newbie cause. [Cough] The 5th newcomer is here! You can come out!

[The 5th newcomer came out.]

Hoshi : Um... hello, everyone...!

Chris : Woah, somehow your accent is worse than the brit girl! You're definitely chinese!

Hoshi : J-Japanese, mister...

Chris : Eh, whatever, they're the same anyway.

Iris : Oh! You nipponese are such lovely people, I myself have many nipponese friends! I'm thrilled to meet you! What's your name?

Hoshi : Hii!! My name is Hoshi... I'm 13... umm...

Melody : ...hey, i recognize you!

Hoshi : Huh?? O-Oh! You're... you're the lady that runs the shop just outside the school! You're kind of a legend in it, you know?

Melody : [Giggles] damn, really?

Hoshi : Yeah, you're always sitting here, listening to music, being chill and nice to anyone that shops in it... the teachers want to get rid of you, but the students see you as the icon of the area!

Melody : [Laughes] yea, that's me! and you're part of the cheerleading team, right? the one with the books?

Hoshi : Y-Yeah, the Cheer Readers!

Melody : yeah, i know you! tho last time i saw you, you barely spoke a word of english! the stuff you said in your cheerleading routine is uhhh... well, it doesn't mean anything. what happened?

Hoshi : I did nothing but study english for months to get on the show! [Proud of herself]

Melody : what the hell? you speak it so well, for learning it in a rush!

Starlow : Damn, i guess that shows what kind of person Adeleine is...

Ribbon : huh...?

Starlow: think about it, she didn't wanna learn english for her "lifelong best friend", but this girl did it it for Total Drama [She rolled her eyes]

Ribbon : O-Oh... I-I guess...

Monika : It's awfully convenient, too!

Melody : So, you gonna make your cheers make more sense now? [She gave a friendly giggle]

Hoshi : Oh, umm... I'm not in the cheerleading team anymore...

Melody : ...you aren't? what happened?

Hoshi : Yeahhh... We were doing a performance, and i got put at the most important role... a-and i messed it up, haha... [She scratched her hair in shame] ^^" So i got kicked out...

Melody : ...oh, shit, i'm sorry abt that... you got straight up kicked out instantly? i thought you girls were friends

Hoshi : Well, i really ruined everything... but it's okay...! I can make them forgive me! T-that's why i'm here!

Melody : eh? what does total drama have to do with your... friends

Hoshi : Umm... we saw the ad for the show... and they told me, um... if i won, i could join the team again! S-So, that's why i'm here... I was really sad when I didn't get accepted at first... b-but now i'm here! Yay!!

Melody : d-damn, i see...

Hoshi : If i win, they told me we should all split it up! We're 12, so that's like... [She starts to count on her fingers]

Melody : ...why the hell should they get any of it?

Hoshi : T-they're my friends! I'm not gonna keep it all for me... I'm not their friend anymore but... it'll make up for messing up the performance! Then they'll be my friends again!

Melody : ...uhhhh... [She was kinda concerned, but didn't wanna stir it up] okay...

Hoshi : They're probably watching me right now! [She turns to the camera and waves excitedly] Ya-ho!! Megumi, Rei, Takako, Aya, Tomomi, Chiharu, Hitomi, Satoko, Akane, Hina, Saki!! Mite mite!! Terebi ni atashi ne!! {Look, look!! I'm on TV!!}

Chris : Myes. Anyway, that's 5 newbies! That's all of them, folks! Ninten, Ana, Iris, Hoshi and this weirdo [Points at Hat Kid] are joining the game! How will they do? That's for them to decide! Stay tuned, and see that after the ad break-

[A loud sound is heard.]

Chris : ...What the hell was that?

[A huge purple boat with spikes all over pulled up to the dock. It even broke off a bit of it. On top of the boat was...]

Bowser : DID SOMEONE JUST PAGE THE KING OF AWESOME?

Chris : ...

Starlow : Oh, god... [She groaned]

Bowser : [He jumped down from his comically huge boat to land on the dock, making a dent in the wood] You SCHNOOKS better be ready, King Koopa's coming through! You have no chance anymore, you're gonna get crushed, I already won! GWAHAHA!

Chris : ...

Bowser : ...What? Am i late? [He checked his watch]

Chris : ...Who are you?

Bowser : What do you MEAN, you don't know who i am? [He stomped his foot] BOWSER! KING KOOPA! 

Nastasia : Please don't stomp on the dock. It's a pleasure to see you here, Bowser, but, I'm sorry to say, you are not a contestant...

Bowser : NOPE! YOU CAN'T PULL THIS ON ME! I GOT THE LETTER! GOT TOLD I WAS INVITED!

Chris : Huh? Didn't i only have 5 letters?

Nastasia : I concur, I was given 5 letters, and i distributed them to the 5 contestants we introduced before. I don't know how this could have happened.

Peach : [She looked away] ...

Bowser : [He growled] I'M GETTING IN! DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY! 

Nastasia : ...If we let in any more contestants, the contestant count will not have advanced under last episode's...

Bowser : Who CARES about your dumb contestant count? You have the chance to have the King of Awesome on your stupid show and you're all worried about a NUMBER!

Nastasia : ...Chef, please...

Chef : You're coming with me, big guy [He grabbed Bowser and started to drag him to the Boat of Losers]

Bowser : [Struggling] WH- HEY! YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THIS, CHUMP!

Chef : I'm sure I will! Anyway, let's-

Peach : Let him in.

Chef : ...Huh?

Nastasia : ...No, Princess, it's fine, we can get him out without further fuss-

Peach : Nastasia, this isn't a suggestion. This is a threat. Let Bowser join the game, or there will be consequences.

Bowser : YEAH! GO PEACHY! 

Starlow : Princess?? What are you doing!?

Peach : Please don't get involved, Starlow.

Starlow : ...[She stepped back]

Peach : I trust you heard me, Nastasia.

Nastasia : ...[She took Chris away a little to whisper to eachother] What do we do? Even i'm at a loss...

Chris : I mean... who's even this guy? He looks like a dumbass. We can't really let any rando onto the island just because they want to! Right Nastasia?

Nastasia : ...Chara was admittedly a moment of weakness for me. But the truth is that i'm scared of Princess Peach. Bowser would be a real pain but... Peach outwardly threatened me. She's arguably one of the most powerful and important people in the world... I don't understand why she's fighting for Bowser out of everyone!

Chris : I'm just here to make some idiots suffer and collect my money. Not here to make political decisions!

Nastasia : [Sigh] ...[She came back in front of the crowd] Bowser is officially a debuter in Total Drama: Crossover of the Stars. Congratulations.

Bowser : AWYEA! NOTHIN' CAN STOP KING KOOPA! [He tried to do an evil laugh, he lost balance and bumped into Mimi] AH!

Mimi : WHA- [She got bumped back and stumbled to fall off the dock into the sea] ARGH!

Bowser : Huh?

Mimi : [She comes back up] A-AGH! MY DRESS'S RUINED! IM GONNA KILL YOU!! ><

Bowser : ...yeah, I TOTALLY DID THAT ON PURPOSE! I'M AWESOME!

Starlow : [She grumbled] Nngh... the days were already long...

Bowser : Eh? This squeaky voice... you sound... familiar. [He put his hand under his chin and thought hard] What's your name again...? ...Navi...?

Starlow : [She rolled her eyes] Ugh.

Chris : Alright... NOW that's everyone! Welcome the newbies well, before the challenge, we'll roll the wheel-

Nastasia : Contestants, you can get back to your usual activities. Before challenge time, we'll let the new contestants choose what team they will join.

Chris : Wha- CHOOSE!? What's the fun in THAT?

Nastasia : [She adjusted her glasses without responding]

Chris : ...FINE! JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! [He stormed off, and the contestants scattered]

Madeline : [Looking at the letters from home she got] This one's from Theo... and this one's from... [She looked at the name, and recoiled] !!

Badeline : Yep, probably shouldn't open that one.

Madeline : ...I dunno...

Badeline : "I dunno"? Honey, this is a letter from Nathan. Are you looking to get in a bad mood?

Madeline : ...Maybe... he wants to apologize...?

Badeline : Why the hell would he apologize? Maddy, people aren't this good.

Madeline : ...People can change... maybe he finally wants to make up! Maybe he learned, and-

Badeline : [Rolls her eyes] Oh, i know, when you have a good chance to win a million, he comes right back trying to make up. He's such a good person.

Madeline : [Pouty] Oh, come on. We haven't even read anything! Chill...

Badeline : Well, you can read it, but don't blame me for falling back into depression.

Madeline : ...[She opens Nathan's letter, and starts to read it]

Hey, Matt-

Madeline : [She immediately crumpled up the letter and threw it in the ocean] AGH!

Badeline : Told you.

Madeline : [Sigh] You were right... 

Badeline : Yeah, again.

Madeline : Why couldn't he just... ARGH! [She hugs her knees and buries her face in them] ...mmnn... [Whimpering sadly]

Badeline : Awe... missing your ex, aren't cha?

Madeline : Shut up... [She sniffed out a sob]

Badeline : Maybe next time you'll finally listen to me- [She hears someone coming] AH! [She fused into Madeline again]

Melody : ...maddy...? are you okay...?

Madeline : Huh...? [She lifts her head a little, and sees Melody] Oh, Mel, hi...

Melody : [She sits next to Madeline and removed yer headset] whatcha doing on the dock all alone?

Madeline : N-nothing, just... reading my letters...

Melody : ah, what got you so sad...?

Madeline : ...[Sigh] Just... a letter from an ex... i didn't like it.

Melody : awe, shit, im guessing it wasnt a friendly breakup...

Madeline : ...It wasn't...

Melody : mind telling me about it? u dont need to, im just curious

Madeline : It's fine, i can... We were a good couple for a while, i loved him a lot...but, um, then someday, he realized that... i wasn't... who he thought i was. Who he wanted me to be. We had a big fight, and then we were done... ...It really crushed me... I spent a while after just... crying. The days felt empty... painful... so... I started to drink. Drink a lot. I just didn't know what to do anymore... I started thinking i couldn't accomplish anything... I needed to prove to myself i could accomplish something, be something, before i... chose the coward's way out... So... one day i got into my car, drove a couple hours... and I started climbing...

Melody : ...oh, i wasnt expecting the origin story to be... that... [She looked concerned and sad]

Madeline : ...[She got out of her thoughts suddenly] O-Oh, oh my god, i was venting just now, wasn't i? I-I'm so sorry! I just dumped all of this on you! I-I'm sorry, i'm sorry- [Panicking]

Melody : n-no, its okay, its okayy, shh... [She gently caressed Madeline's hair] i promise... it's okay.

Madeline : [She sniffed] N-No... I'm sorry... You don't have to-

Melody : maddy, maddy, shh, look at me. please look at me... [She held Madeline's shoulder gently] you can always say anything to me, okay? ill listen. i'm here for you, maddy, i promise!

Madeline : M-Mel... [She sniffed again, she was starting to calm down]

Melody : ...want a hug, maddy...? [She smiled reassuringly]

Madeline : ...[Looks down and nods]

Melody : [Without any further words, she embraced Madeline and continued softly running her hand through her hair]

Madeline : [She leaned into Melody and embraced her in return. She closed her eyes, enjoying the silent moment] ...

[It lasted a while, but eventually the two parted the hug]

Madeline : [Smiling looking at Melody]

Melody : looking happier already huh? [Giggles]

Madeline : [Giggles with her] Hey, not my fault, just standing near you is calming...

Melody : awe, cmon, im just not an asshole. i'm really sorry about all the ex stuff tho, i didnt think you had it this bad...

Madeline : Sigh... It's in the past, i guess... hey, Mel, how about you? Did you receive any letters?

Melody : yeah, i received one [She showed Madeline her letter]

Madeline : Oh, just one?

Melody : yeah [Shrug]

Madeline : Well, i received two, but... yeah.

Melody : what'd the other say?

Madeline : Oh, uhm... I didn't read it yet. 

Melody : what ya waiting for? lets read it!

Madeline : R-Right! [She takes Theo's letter, and opens it]

Yo, Maddy! It's Theo, GG on getting accepted for that show! Come back with the million, or else... Nah, jk. Go as far as you can, tho! I know you damn well, Maddy, if you wanna do something, Nothing can ever stop you from doing it.

Y'know, when the episodes hit, me and Alex are glued to the TV instantly. Sometimes we invite your mom, too. In the letter i packed a print of a selfie from us 3 watching when you're on screen! You can see Alex was... really excited. Yeah, we had to get a new TV. That's Alex for ya.

Your mom wanted to say something too, she said she's proud of you. Also, your sister called. Said it was cool. I didn't even know you had a sister! Guess the news really brought everyone back. Your mom showed us her cassette collection after you mentioned it, and damn, Maddy, why'd you never tell me you had such a goldmine of nostalgic music? We spent hours listening to EVERYTHING. Alex asked if she could buy all of them. Your mom said no.

Yeah, that's pretty much what I had to say. Kick some ass, Maddy!

Melody : awwe nice, who was that from?

Madeline : Oh, it's Theo! [She takes out the picture, and shows it to Melody] It's this one! [Points to Theo] He's one of my best friends, i met him on Celeste mountain. He's really nice and chill... you kinda remind me of him, actually! Alex's his sister...

Melody : i remind you of him? [Chuckles] guess id get along with him then.

Madeline : Yeah, probably!

Melody : hey, about sisters, he mentioned you had one?

Madeline : Yeah, i have a big sister. She doesn't really interact with her family much, though... I'm glad to hear she called! I wish i was here to talk to her...

Melody : aww... you can probably call her when you get back, right?

Madeline : Eh... she's a bit of a "Do not Disturb" person, you know...

Melody : ohhh, yikes... hopefully she calls back, i guess

Madeline : Are you good with reading yours, too? I'm pretty curious!

Melody : yaya, sure [She grabs her letter] its from my sis!

Madeline : Oh! You have a sis too?

Melody : yea, she's my lil sis tho, she's just 10

Madeline : Oh, that's a pretty big age gap...

Melody : yea, i guess, i was 15 already when she was born soo... but eh, whatever. lets read! [She opens the letter] 

[It's all in japanese]

Madeline : ...u-um...

Melody : right, i forgot, lmao, she's 10 so she didnt really learn another language yet

Madeline : You're... japanese?

Melody : yea, always have been lol

Madeline : I never noticed...! [Embarrassed] 

Melody : its fiiine, i dont really care

Madeline : Phew... you don't really have an accent, and your name is Melody, so, um...

Melody : oh, melody's just a name i give myself, my actual name's yuka. i just think melody's a cool ass name, n it helps not stand out too much n stuff like that

Madeline : O-Oh, yeah, i see where you're coming from...

Melody : also i guess some peoples accents are just worse than others lol, that poor Hoshi girl's accent is THICK

Madeline : Hey, there's worse, did you hear Iris? I can HEAR the tea flow into my ears!

[Both girls laughed]

Melody : yea, she definitely has it bad, tho i was talking about japanese accents specifically

Madeline : Do you want me to keep calling you Melody?

Melody : do whatever u want, maddy, ur my bestie so ur allowed to do anything

Madeline : [Giggles] Alriiight!

Melody : alright, imma translate now

Hiiii Yuka! It's me Erina! saw you on TV! You were awesome! Go sis!! But i didn't understand anything...

I'm still staying at Mr. Joe's house! His parents are really nice, but his dad is so strong he's a bit scary... They keep training by throwing flower pots and stuff around, and punching them! The loud noise hurts my ears... 

Say, why does Mr. Joe not have a house? He's older than you right? He lives in his dad's basement, it's sad! He got really sad when i was allowed to get a room, I don't really understand what he was saying but he couldn't get the room! Why not? I feel bad about sleeping there... but i'm not going to the basement!!

Mr Joe's dad invited some friends last time... they were so many! They asked me to come, and sing in front of all of them... and i did! They all clapped and told me i had a really cute voice, I was so so so so so happy!!

Bring a bunch of money, it could help me become an idol really fast! Cya!!

Madeline : She sounds so nice! Her name's Erina?

Melody : yep! i have a picture of her in my wallet, hold on [She got out a picture of Erina] here she is

Madeline : [She took the picture] Awwwe! She's adorable! I love her pigtails! And her skirt's a really pretty pink...

Melody : [Giggles] will tell her that when i see her again, her dream's to become an idol so she wants to be cute all the time

Madeline : She's succeeding in being cute! She wants to become an idol?

Melody : yeah, she sings really well for her age, its awesome. thats the first time im hearing about her singing in front of... humans tho, usually she performs in front of the monkeys at the zoo

Madeline: [Laughes] Hey, i'm sure the monkeys appreciate it.

Melody : you bet, even the monkeys are clapping

Madeline : W-Wha? Really?

Melody : yeah, i guess she's secretly a disney princess

Madeline : Hey, who's this "Mr Joe" she talks about, by the way?

Melody : Oh, Joe's just one of my friends, people call him Karate Joe, cuz, uh... well, his dad wants him to become a master of karate, but i feel like Erina's becoming a popstar before he gets any closer to that role. He still lives in his dad's basement, so...

Madeline : ...Why bring Erina there?

Melody : well i couldn't really leave her home alone you know

Madeline : Oh, she lives with you? I thought she'd still live with your parents, you know...

Melody : oh, um, nah, they're uhhh... not here anymore. 

Madeline : O-Oh... I'm so sorry...

Melody : its alright, but yea, they got killed by a drunk driver when i was 17, n Erina was 2

Madeline : H-HUH??

Melody : yeah

Madeline : Y-You just say that?? Casually??

Melody : well... it was like, 8 years ago...

Madeline : ...T-That's horrible... I'm so sorry... [She looked down, concerned]

Melody : aww, hey, it was hard at first, but im fine now right? ion need pity, its okay

Madeline : How'd you manage to get through it...? Where'd you even live...?

Melody : i had a buncha friends luckily, and they allowed me n erina to couch surf for a while, i got my own apartment a couple years ago tho. i hold a lil shop that pays my rent, im going alright

Madeline : I see... I'm happy you could get back up... I don't think i could've. I guess that's why you're so... laid-back?

Melody : [Giggles] iunno, probably, but sometimes its just personalities yknow

Madeline : Yeah, i guess you're right...

Melody : hey, im hungry, you wanna get to the cafeteria? should be breakfast time soon

Madeline : Sure thing! Let's go!

[Cafeteria]

Chris : WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THE CAFETERIA IS STILL IN RUINS? THE INTERNS WERE SUPPOSED TO REPAIR IT THROUGH THE NIGHT!

Nastasia : ...

Chris : DID THEY GET LAZY? I'M GONNA FIRE THEM ASAP! UGH!

Nastasia : ...I told them to stop, and go home for the night.

Chris : WHAT!?

Nastasia : I judged it unethical to force them to work all night to do manual labor, so i allowed them to go home.

Chris : WHO'S GONNA FIX THE CAFETERIA??

Nastasia : They're taking a break, as they worked well into the night last time, so they should start the reparations again tomorrow.

Chris : ...Hear this, campers? Thanks to Nastasia over here, you don't have a cafeteria today. Guess you'll go without eating! What a shame.

Mimi : NASSY!? WHAT THE HELL? GOOD JOB ON LETTING THE SLAVES FREE! NOW WE DON'T EAT TODAY! WHAT DO WE DO NOW, HUH!? ><

Nastasia : ...Mimi, please calm down. Exceptionally, today, you will all eat in Mclean Mansion, Chef is already preparing a meal for you all.

Chris : NO WAY! That's MY property, you know??

Nastasia : ... Actually, it was explicitly stated in the contract that the whole of Wawanakwa belonged to Total Drama for the length of the show. 

Chris : I DIDN'T READ THAT!

Nastasia : What a shame. Contestants, i'll see you all at 9 in the dining room of the mansion, please. [She walked away]

Chris : I- A- WH- [He ran after her]

[Dining room!]

Iris : Woah... This mansion is so elegant! Chris, you're a lucky man! I've eaten in fancy places before, but i'l excited to be dining here! And the fish... it's delicious!

Chris : [Groans] Don't get used to it, kid. You're eating gruel again as soon as those lazy bums fix the cafeteria.

Iris : [She crossed her arms] Hmph! Mean bully!

Chris : [Laughes] That's how it works, kid, the bully's the millionaire around here! And you only have like... a 1 in 26 chance to be one!

Iris : Hmm... [She pushed her goggles down from the top of her head to her eyes, and stared intently at Chris] ...

Chris : ... W-Whaddya looking at?

Iris : Oh, please don't mind me! Just inspecting the many horrific imperfections on you... blackheads, zits, wrinkles... oh, it's terrifying! How can you live with deformities like that?

Chris : W-Wha?? Y-you're lying, right? Do i really have so much?? [He holds his face]

Nastasia : ...I won't comment.

Starlow : Yeah, you really do. Ew.

Daisy : Yyyep. It's bad.

Basil : H-Honestly... N-Not so much-

Daisy : [Grabs Basil's shoulders] Shh, play along.

Basil : Ah-!! U-umm... yes... you're horribly disfigured...

Chris : GOD DAMNIT! I HAVE TO HIDE THEM!! MAKE UP ARTIST!! [He stood up and ran away urgently]

[A few people laughed]

Daisy : Hey, Iris, honestly, GG on the confidence destroyer. He was MORTIFIED! [She holds up her hand to high-five]

Iris : [She shook Daisy's hand elegantly] The pleasure's mine, Daisy! I try to avoid being a meanie... but Chris is a rotten man! He deserved it! [Pouty] I hope this serves as a lesson!

Daisy : [She's a bit confused, but she goes along with the handshake] Oh, trust me, he's gonna think about this one for weeks!

Iris : I- Hold on, have you already eaten your entire meal?

Daisy : ...Yeah. I don't get why fancy dishes always have to be the smallest quantity known to man

Peach : Don't be silly, Daisy... larger quantities would only be gluttony! You can't have too much of the good things in life. This is a meal of the highest order!

Daisy : [Ugh] Well, excuuuuse me, Princess. Guess i'm too rough to appreciate "the good things in life"

Peach : N-No, that's not what i-

Daisy : Whatever... [She leaned back and put her feet on the table] Ahh...

Peach : [Sigh] Daisy, come on, have some manners!

Daisy : Hey, Basil, you gonna eat that?

Basil : Huh? Oh, well, i'm just thinking about something, but i'm gonna-

Daisy : [She takes his plate for herself and starts digging into it] Too late!

Peach : D-DAISY!

Basil : a-ah...

Peach :  ...At least you're appreciating fine dining...

Mimi : God, finally, something EDIBLE! just barely...

Peach : ...

Daisy : [Giggles]

Iris : Oh, Peachy! I've heard of you... you brew some amazing tea, do you not?

Peach : Huh? Oh, well... I suppose i do! It does get many compliments...

Iris : I brew tea as well! It would be such an honor to show you my brews, Peachy! Can i? Pretty please? With a cherry on top?

Peach : W-Well... I can't say i'm not concerned about tasting a 10 year old's tea... but you've shown to be pretty impressive, so i will taste it!

Daisy : Bring me some too!

Iris : Oh, lovely! This'll only take a second~! [She started to go for the kitchen]

Starlow : [She stops her] HEY! That's a PRINCESS you were talking to, here! You can't go around calling her Peachy! It's PRINCESS PEACH.

Iris : Oh, hello there, Chippy! You're such a beautiful shiny gold today!

Starlow : Eh? Uh- Um, thanks?? HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY NICKNAME?

Iris : Hehe, you can call it Iris's famous skills of deduction! [She giggled] I'll fix you some tea as well, Chippy! [She continued skipping to the kitchen]

Starlow : ...

Bowser : 'AY, CHEF! Why the free sample sized meal? Can't we get some chicken or something?

Chef : [Groans] It's all you get! Be happy you're eating actual damn food for your first day!

Bowser : EH? You call this ACTUAL FOOD? I could swallow it whole accidentally and not notice! GIMME MORE!

Chef : [He slammed the table] YOU GET WHAT YOU GET, NOW SHUT YOUR ASS UP AND EAT IT!

Bowser : [He got up, and in a fighting pose] HEY, CALM YOUR ASS DOWN, GIGA NECK! I CAN GIVE YOU THE ASS KICKING OF YOUR LIFE!

Chef : OH, IT'S A FIGHT YOU WANT? C'MERE, BIG GUY! [He got up too, and punched Bowser square in the face]

Bowser : ACK!! [He got more pissed] YOU'RE DEAD! [He grabbed Chef by the legs and lifted him up to spin then throw him across the room] YYAAARGH!!

Chef : AAAAAAAGHH!! [He got thrown the the other side of the room, landing on Mimi's plate and collapsing her part of the table]

Mimi : W-WHAT THE HELL!?

Bowser : BWAHAHA!! ALWAYS DREAMED TO DO THAT TO SOMEONE! NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS!

Chef : [He groaned and ran to Bowser again, the two fighting themselves out of the room]

Mimi : M-MY FOOD! U-UGH!

Peach : [Giggles] Bowser knows exactly where to throw, hmm~?

Mimi : S-SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! I DON'T NEED YOU ANNOYING ME RIGHT NOW! [Tearing up]

Peach : [She noticed Mimi tearing up] Huh...? Mimi?

Mimi : S-SHUT UP!! [Sob]

Peach : ...Mimi, why are you crying?

Mimi : IT'S NUNYA BUSINESS! >< 

Peach : ...Hey, Mimi, I can share my meal with you, you know?

Mimi : EW! WHY WOULD I WANT THAT? I-I'M NOT EATING WITH YOU!

Peach : Mimi... You know that you want to...

Mimi : ...U-UGH! FINE! IF YOU WANNA EAT WITH ME SO BAD! [She took her chair and moved to be right next to Peach] ...

Peach : Bon appétit~

Mimi : D-DON'T TALK TO ME, IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD! >< [She started eating from Peach's plate, they were so close together she was practically making the sound of a boiling kettle] ...

Peach : [She looked at Mimi and gave her a friendly smile]

Mimi : [She blushed and looked away, grumbling while munching] ...

Peach : You know, Mimi? I know you're mad about having to change earlier, but i think it was for the best. Your outfit right now is simply adorable!

Mimi : I-I-I SAID DON'T TALK TO ME!! [She blushed really hard and turned her chair 90 degrees to turn her back to Peach] MMMGHH!! ><

Peach : [She giggled a little, then went back to eating]

...

Mimi : ...[She breaks the silence, quietly] ...Did you mean that...?

Peach : Mhm! Your outfits are always amazing, Mimi, I can't say you're not great in fashion!

Mimi : Mmh... [She was thankful she was facing away, because she had a huge grin on her face]

Hat Kid : [She takes a look at the fish on her plate] ...[She pushes the plate away and sticks out her tongue] Blegh ><

Daisy : ...Picky eater?

Hat Kid : [She takes off her hat, and grabs a handful of the candy she was hiding in there]

Daisy : ...Can i have some?

Hat Kid : [She's shoving the candy in her mouth without listening to Daisy]

Daisy : [Scoffs] Brat! 

Frisk : Lucky... I wish i had candy too...

Chara : Well, I don't, cuz i brought chocolate~ [They opened up a wrapper of chocolate]

Frisk : Woah! Gimme gimme!!

Chara : No way! It's mine! >:o

Frisk : Aww cmon, Chara! Please!!

Chara : Should've brought your own! [They take a bit]

Frisk : Nnngh... GIMME >< [They grab hold of the chocolate and try to pull it off from Chara's hand]

Chara : HEY!! IT'S MINE, BACK OFF ><!! [They fight to keep the chocolate]

Frisk : CHARAAAA!! CMONNNN >o<!

Chara : GO AWAY!! >o<

Kris : Ugh... [Groan]

Ana : Hey, kids, what's the problem?

Frisk : Chara doesn't wanna give me some their chocolate :(!

Chara : It's mine, i brought it for myself!! Frisk should've bought their OWN!

Ana : I see... hmm... well, i had bought it for myself, but i'm making you a little gift, Frisk! [She gets out a candy bar] Here, just for you! [She gave Frisk a gentle smile]

Frisk : [They took the candy bar] J-Just for me... <:o? [They bounced in glee] T-Thank you, nice lady :D!! 

Ana : You're welcome! My name's Ana, it's great to meet you, Frisk! [She gave a wider smile, and pat their head]

Frisk : >w<

Chara : Hey...!! I want a candy bar too... ><

Ana : Sorry... I only had one! But... maybe Frisk will agree to give half of their candy bar, if you give half of your chocolate! Do you agree, Frisk?

Frisk : [Nods] Mhm!

Ana : Great! Is it a deal, Chara?

Chara : [They think about it] ...Hmph, deal! [They crossed their arms]

Frisk : Yaaay!! :D [They broke half of the candy bar and gave it to Chara]

Chara : [They took the half] ...

Ana : Remember your half of the deal, Chara!

Chara : ...F-Fine... [They broke their chocolate in half, and gave one to Frisk]

Frisk : Whoa, thanks Chara!! :D

Ana : You did it!! You both have half a candy bar and half a tablet of chocolate! Isn't sharing great?

Frisk : [Munching] Mhm!!

Chara : Y-Yeah... [They still looked kinda sad]

Ana : Aww, is something still wrong, Chara?

Chara : ...T-They got pats and i didn't... ,'(

Ana : Oh! Of course, you deserve them too! [She pat Chara's head, and smiled at them]

Chara : ...[They looked up, and smiled back]

Kris : ...um... ...thanks...

Ana : [Giggles] It's nothing, i couldn't let them continue fighting! They're your siblings, right?

Kris : mhm...

Ana : They're adorable! I wish I had little siblings like that... Can i take care of them, for a bit? Pleaaase?

Kris : ...yeah, that would be cool...

Ana : Thank you thank you!! Hey, Frisk and Chara, you wanna hang out with me for a bit?

[Frisk and Chara cheered]

Ana : Aww! Awesome! I have some games to play! [She took the kids elsewhere]

Kris : ...

Ninten : Yeah, Ana's pretty good with kids...

Kris : ...hey

Ninten : 'sup. I'm Ninten, the girl you just saw's my girlfriend.

Kris : ...shes pretty cute, she single?

Ninten : ...

Kris : [They chuckled] im kris

Ninten : Uh, well, yo, Kris. She took your siblings?

Kris : ...yea, frisk and chara

Ninten : You were really quick in handing them over [He chuckles]

Kris : ...i hate them

Ninten : Really?

Kris : ...well, no... theyre really annoying. but ill give my life for them

Ninten : Aw, cute

Kris : ana really liked them apparently

Ninten : Yeahh, Ana kinda always wanted to have kids to look after, she's really good with them. She was babysitting when she was 12 already, even kids barely younger than her

Kris : ...that's pretty cool

Ninten : Yeah! 

Kris : ...how about you

Ninten : Oh, uh, well, i'm okay with kids i guess, i'm not really- [He suddenly got quieter then stopped talking] ...

Kris : ...you ok, dude?

Ninten : [His eyes went wide and he started gasping for air, his hand on his chest]

Kris : ...ninten? [Concerned]

Ninten : [He reached for his bag and started fumbling with it, desperately searching]

Kris : Umm... [They didn't know what to do, they just stood there panicking]

Ninten : [He grabbed his inhalator, and used it] Haah... 

Kris : are you okay...?

Ninten : Yeah, i'm good now, i'm just pretty asthmatic. Someone's probably... [He quickly scanned the room, then located the cause] HEY, RED DRESS! KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!

Melody : [She turned to Ninten] huh...?

Ninten : DON'T SMOKE IN A CLOSED SPACE, DUMB BITCH! I'M ASTHMATIC!

Melody : oh! shit, im sorry man [She extinguished her cigarette and threw it away] i didnt know there was asthmatic people here, im really sorry

Ninten : ...Whatever, it's cool.

Ness : [He passed by] ...Oh, hey Kris! You're talking with Ninten!

Ninten : Yo, Ness! [He patted the chair next to them to tell Ness to sit down]

Ness : Heya, Ninty! [He sat down with Kris and Ninten] Somehow, I knew you'd end up hanging out with Kris! They're pretty cool, i'm friends with em

Ninten : Guess stripy-shirts are just naturally drawn to eachother [Laugh]

Kris : ...you two look similar...

Ness : Yeah... we get that alot. It used to be worse, tho, he had the same clothes n' everything

Ninten : HEY! I was wearing them before you!

Ness : ...And then he lost the rights to wear them in truth or dare [Chuckles]

Ninten : Yeah... I'm better off now tho

Ness : He cried, saying he lost his identity! [Laughes]

Ninten : I WAS LIKE 13!

Ness : [Laughing harder]

Ninten : Ugh... well, Ness's kinda annoying, but it's cool you two are friend-

Kris : [Laughing at Ness's story]

Ninten : AW C'MON!

Kris : ...hey, ness, did you receive a letter too

Ness : [Finishes giggling] Y...Yeah, i did. It's from Tracy, my sister.

Ninten : Didn't see her in a while, she good?

Ness : Well, she's been okay... but she got a boyfriend, guess who it is. No, seriously, guess!

Ninten : ...I dunno, Jeff?

Ness : Nope, she's dating PICKY! 

Ninten : Lmao, Picky?? No way.

Ness : YEP! PORKY'S DAMN BROTHER!

Ninten : [Laughing]

Kris : ...?

Ness : Porky's a fat asshole that ACTUALLY tried to kill me! And my sister's dating his brother!

Kris : [They smirk] well... at least he's not his brother...

Ness : Yeah, but Picky is also in a GANG.

Kris : oh

Ninten : [Laughing harder] Your sister has AMAZING TASTE!

Ness : Ninten! It's not funny... if his gang gets into trouble, Tracy's gonna be a target... [He put his elbows on the table and his head in his hands in panic]

Ninten : Yea, i guess... it's just, she really chose the worst possible choice, it's crazy

Ness : [Sigh] Yea...

Kris : ...how about luke...?

Ness : Honestly i have no goddamn idea where Luke is. He walked away after we argued and I haven't seen him since! I'm starting to get worried... [He started panicking more]

Ninten : Rough day...

Kris : ...im sure we'll localize him soon... the island isn't that big

Ninten : ...Did you mean locate?

Hoshi : {Ms. Yuka! That boy was yelling at you...! Why didn't you fight back...?}

Melody : {eh... im not a gal who really gets into fights, i cant fight anyway, he wouldve beat my ass. also like, he was right, so...}

Hoshi : {He could have been less rude about it... You're too nice to deserve getting yelled at!}

Melody : [Chuckles] {happens}

Iris : [She comes back from the kitchen with a fill infuser] The tea's brewed~! And i have some freshly baked biscuits as well~!

Peach : Lovely! Let's not waste any more time!

Iris : [Giggles] I hope you'll like it! [She puts the tray on the table, and started pouring cups for her friends] Here you go, Peachy~!

Peach : [She gently takes a sip] Hmm... [She smiled at her] Congrats, Iris! I'm impressed! This is a great cup. For your age, it's incredible!

Iris : [She bounced and giggled in joy] Hehe! Thank you! This is the same brew I served Vicky, I see it's pretty popular with rulers!

Peach : Vicky...? Like... Victoria...?

Daisy : Holy shit, this is great... [She gulped the whole cup down]

Peach : D-Daisy! Appreciate it a little ><!

Daisy : Appreciate my ass, gimme more!

Iris : [Laughing] I'm glad you like it too! I wanted to make other people try though... no taking seconds!

Daisy : Aw, c'monnnn

Iris : Chippy! I promised i'd give you some... it's here~! [She pours out a cup for Starlow]

Starlow : ...[She looks at Iris unamused]

Iris : ...Oh, right, your lack of hands will be a... problem. Don't worry, though! Iris' got it covered! [She picks up a bit of the tea in a spoon and brings it up to Starlow's mouth] Drink up~!

Starlow : [She knocks the spoon down] H-HELL NO!

Iris : Oh, my...

Starlow : I-I'M NOT GONNA BE SPOONFED ><!

Iris : [Giggles] Oh, please, don't get mad, I was only making a silly joke...

Hoshi : C-Can i try some...?

Iris : Of course! Runo and Susie always liked those... I'm willing to bet you will too! [She poured Hoshi a cup]

Hoshi : Thank you very much! [She took a sip] ...Hey, this IS great...!

Iris : [Giggles] Iris's right once again~!

Hoshi : I have to show this to Ms. Yuka! [She ran with the cup to Melody]

Iris : Wait, don't run with the cup...!

Hoshi : Hey, Ms- AH! [She tripped on her shoelaces and fell to the floor, the cup went flying and spilled everywhere, as well as on Rosalina]

Rosalina : ...Hm.

Hoshi : [She got herself up] A-Ah! I-I'm so sorry! I'm... I'm sorry! [She covered her face in embarrassment]

Rosalina : Oh, please do not fret. I'm unharmed. I work with stars daily, a little hot tea will not be of much harm to me.

Hoshi : I-I'm glad... but... your dress... it was beautiful... i'm so sorry...

Rosalina : Oh, was that your worry? It isn't a concern either. Have a little look... [The tea stains turned into star dust, and scattered away]

Hoshi : E...Eh...? It just...

Rosalina : This robe is a celestial artifact, it cannot be stained, dirtied, or harmed in any way. It stays perfectly clean and unblemished. Is it not wonderful?

Hoshi : Whoa...! Magic dress...!!

Rosalina : [Giggle] I'm afraid not... this robe belonged to my mother. At the time, though, it was only an ordinary, albeit elegant robe... I used to wear it a lot as a little girl, it was obviously much too big for me, though it was incredibly comfortable... I used it as a blanket, at times. [She giggled again] It's quite a sentimental item for me, and i kept it after my mom went away. When I took care of the lumas as a little girl, all i had was a plain, white dress... and this robe. So, when the white dress became too little for me, the lumas took this robe, and they imbued it with great amounts of star power. Along with creating my wand... So is the story of the robe i have been wearing for many millenia. ...Oh, you're not a native speaker, are you? I apologize, did you understand all of this?

Hoshi : [She looked up at Rosalina, her eyes shining] So cool... so tall and pretty...!!

Rosalina : [She smiled at Hoshi] Thank you very much. You're quite the adorable girl yourself.

Hoshi : [Hyperventilates a bit] W-Whoa..!! I-I got complimented by a super cool magical princess!! >v<

[The star dust continues to scatter away]

Ninten : ...[COUGH] [COUGH]

Penny : [Resting her head on her hand] ...

Iris : Pennyyy~! Would you want a cup of tea? I brewed it myself!

Penny : Huh...? O-Oh, yeah, s-sure!

Iris : Yay! [She gives a cup to Penny, and fills it] Here it is! Please tell me what you think~! I'm proud of this one, I think you'll like it! [Excited]

Penny : [She takes a sip] ...

Iris : [Joins her hands, impatient to hear her opinion]

Penny : ...[She looked pensive]

Iris : Well? What do you think~?

Penny : ... I-It's not that good...

Iris : [Her happy expression faded quickly] Huh...?

Penny : I-It's... pretty bad even...! The flavors don't go together, a-and they're not really... good tasting... I-I feel like i'm drinking medicine! ><

Iris : O-Oh... [She looked down] ...I see... [She walked away embarrassed]

Daisy : What an ass! Penny's got no taste, i'll know how to enjoy it tho, Iris-

Peach : Stop.

Penny : [Looking down] ...

Chara : Hey, wanna play a game?

Penny : Huh...? Uhh... well...

Chara : Let's do it! [They grab Penny's hand and pin it on the table] It's called the knife game!

Penny : H-HUH? HOLD ON-

Chara : [They grabbed a knife and started to stab it inbetween her fingers rhythmically, singing] Oh~ you  have all your fingers... the knife goes chop chop chop... if i miss the spaces in between the fingers will come off...

Penny : [Trembling] A-AH! STOP ><! PLEASE!

Ashley : [Walks up to them] ...

Penny : A-ASHLEY!! PLEASE!! HELP ME!!

Ashley : ...

Chara : [Chop chop chop chop] And if i hit the fingers... the blood will soon come out... but all the same, we play this game, cuz that's what it's all about~!

Ashley : ...[She grabbed Chara's hand, and looked at them with her eyes in shadow] ... let's play together instead...

Chara : H-Huh? 

Ashley : you're the hand. ill warn you, im pretty bad at this game... [She had a slight smile]

Ana : [She got back in the room, searching for Chara] Chara...? Where have you- [She sees what they're doing and screams in horror]

Madeline : Oh! I played this game, once...

Melody : ...the knife game?

Madeline : ...I-I was really drunk...

Melody : im glad nothing bad happened... should we like... help her

Madeline : Well, i would... b-but, i'm scared of getting near those two... 

Melody : mmmh... maybe i could play something to distract em [She put on some music]

Iris : Oh? Music? [She ran up to them] Hello there!

Melody : heya iris

Iris : [She picked up Melody's speaker] Is this... some kind of modern gramophone?

Melody : uhh... well... yyyea i guess? its just a... speaker

Iris : The sound is amazingly clean! I feel like I'm listening to a live orchestra just in this room...

Melody : yea, i hope so that was pretty expensive lol

Hoshi : H-Hold on! Is that... where the music in your shop comes from?

Melody : yep, thats the source of it

Hoshi : Whoa... c-can i play some music on it?

Melody : you bet, put anything you want i have internet [She handed Hoshi her phone]

Hoshi : [She excitedly took it and put on a rap song]

Iris : What's this supposed to be?

Hoshi : It's MC Adore's latest song!! She's my favorite artist!

Iris : It's... ...interesting! It's certainly very... ...noisy. I don't recognize that artist though...

Hoshi : I know, right? You probably know her from Love Rap! Rap's not a big thing where i'm from, but... i've always been a big fan of her! She's so pretty, and cool...

Iris : I see, i see! Can i put on something?

Hoshi : Oh! Uhm... sure! [She handed Iris the phone]

Iris : Hmm...? How is this... [She touched it, and the screen reacted] Oh! [She fiddled around with the touch screen, giggling] This is fun!

Hoshi : W-What are you...?

Iris : [Eventually she manages to put a jazzy love song] It works!! Oh, lovely!

Hoshi : ...Really? That song sounds old!

Iris : But it's oh so romantic! It's a beautiful song about a boy and a girl meeting under the rain, and-

Ness : Hey, you wanna see something really romantic?

Iris : Hmm...?

Ness : [He takes the phone, and puts on a song] Wait for it...

Iris : Oh? What's this one called?

Ness : It's called Fallin' Love! But look over there!

[Ninten and Ana glanced at eachother, then got up to get close]

Ana : Ninten... do you remember this song?

Ninten : ...Our first dance... [He smiled]

Ana : [She smiled too] Nostalgia's overwhelming me... would you like to dance once again? For old times' sake...

Ninten : [He held Ana's hands and brought them up] Ana... I do.

[The two started dancing romantically, revolving around eachother and gazing in the other's eyes]

Iris : Awwe... young love, isn't it beautiful?

Madeline : [She glared confusedly at Iris] Um... did you ever have a relationship, Iris?

Iris : I haven't. I'm much too busy to worry about finding love! I would like to someday, though.

Madeline : Oh, yeah, you must be at a really prestigious school! I'm sorry it's keeping you this busy...

Iris : School? I finished school a while ago, silly! I have a PhD, you know?

Madeline : Wh- Huh?? a PhD?? At 10 years old??

Iris : At 10 years old! [She giggled in glee, and out her hands on her hips in pride]

Madeline : S...So... what are you busy with, then...?

Iris : Oh, a lot of things! I have to write my stories, help Hurley on his cases, act as a juridical defense, make medicinal blends... oh, and when i don't have to do any of these, Ι put some order in the house! Hurley is so messy, it's unbelievable!

Madeline : Y-you're making me dizzy...

[Cabins]

Bowser : [Steps into the Boy's cabin with a thud] Alright, King Koopa's in the house, and i better have an awesome spot reserved in this thing!

Ness : ...Just go anywhere, we're like 7

Bowser : [He looked around] ...WHAT ARE ALL THESE CRAPPY SINGLE BEDS! [He stomped] I DESERVE BETTER!

Ness : Well, there's a bigger bed here, but I don't think you wanna-

Bowser : GREAT! I'm getting in! [He rushed towards the biggest bed in the cabin, and collapsed on it] Ah...

Ness : ...

Bowser : ...what? [The Gargantuar suddenly got in his bed, laying on Bowser] GWOOOOHHH!! HELP ME! AGHHH!! GET OFF!! YOU FAT-

Ninten : [He showed up in the cabin] 'eya, where do i go?

Ness : Yo, Ninty! You can get in this one, used to be Lucas' but like, we sleep in a treehouse now, so...

Ninten : Sounds good to me! [He started to unpack his stuff, then noticed Gargantuar crushing Bowser] ...what are these 2 assholes doing under the covers

Ness : Hey, that's private [Chuckles]

Ana : [In the girl's cabin, packing up her stuff, and humming]

Ashley : ...

Ana : [She pulls out a copy of the Bible from her suitcase]

Ashley : [She recoils] w-wagh!!

Ana : Huh...? Are you okay?

Ashley : WHAT. IS. THAT.

Ana : Oh, this? It's just, y'know, the good book! It's really dear to me... It's the first object i ever possessed. It was given to me at my birth... I'm very religious, and-

Ashley : [Suddenly her hair got white and her eyes glowed red in fury, she lunged towards Ana and hissed]

Ana : [She stepped back] A-AH! A-ARE YOU OKAY? I-I'M SORRY! I-

Ashley : [She hissed louder, like a wild animal, and continued to lunge for Ana]

Ana : O-OH JEEZ- W-WHAT DO I DO- I- [She held out her bible in front of her instinctively] ><

Ashley : [She covered her eyes with her arms and hissed in pain, she ran out of the cabin as fast as she could]

Ana : H... huh...?

Penny : I-I've seen her get furious a bunch of times before, but never like this!

Ashley : [She slammed the door to the other side of the cabin] ...im moving to this side.

Melody : oh, uh... hi

Madeline : That's pretty sudden! What happennnnn... [She sees Ashley's hair becoming white again] O-Okay, i'm sorry, I won't ask!

Hoshi : I'm getting in this bed! [She jumped into it] ,'D

Ribbon : W-Wait that used to be... Addie's...

Hoshi : Ummm... who...?

Ribbon : N... Nothing. Forget it.

Hoshi : Wait, no, tell me! Please! I don't want to be annoying...

Ribbon : W-Well... it's not important or anything... it's just that Addie was my friend, and y'know she used to sleep here... you getting in her bed kinda... seals in that she's gone and she's not my friend anymore... i guess.

Hoshi : Oh... I'm sorry, I know how it feels to lose friends... It really hurts, huh?

Ribbon : ...yeah... [She looked down]

Hoshi : B-But don't worry! We WILL get our friends back,i know it! Like... if you share the million with her, i'm sure Addie will be friends with you again!

Ribbon : W-Whuh...? That's...

Hoshi : That's what i'm planning to do with my friends! I don't have anything to convert with but... even divided in 12 it should be pretty big! Or maybe i won't take any... that's only dividing by 11!

Ribbon : ...Oh, jeez...

Hoshi : Well, anyway, i'll find another bed! I'll leave your friend-

Ribbon : No, stay!

Hoshi : Eh...?

Ribbon : You can stay... You're my friend now... so, you can take that place. Sound good?

Hoshi : O-Oh! Awesome!! Thanks!!

Daisy : [She grabs some rollerskates from her bags] Hell yeah!

Peach : Oh? These are familiar...

Daisy : Yeah, they're my old rollerskates! Got them around the time we did that tennis tournament, remember? The one i won?

Peach : Oh, yeah! I didn't know you still had them!

Daisy : You bet your ass i do! I don't have head trauma anymore, so i thought i'd try them again, they were really fucking fun!

Peach : [She giggles nervously] Oh, Daisy, you should watch your language a little more carefully... we have actual children in the cabin, now...

Iris : [Covering her ears] La la la la! I didn't hear anything!

Daisy : Ehh, whatever. Hey, where'd that other weird kid go anyway? I didn't see her get in the cabin and choose a bed, so...

Peach : That's a good question... hopefully she found a nice spot?

Queen : Get Out

Hat Kid : [Comfortable in Queen's bed] ,'3

Queen : GET OUT

Hat Kid : [Shakes her head] nuh uh!

Queen : Okay I Will Get The Big Guns

[Queen got out a comically large gun from a drawer]

Get Out

Hat Kid : [She turned her back to Queen] ...

Queen : ...Hello

I Am Threatening You

Hat Kid : ...[Cute snoring is heard]

Queen : God Damnit Intimidation Used To Work

Where Am I Gonna Sleep Now

Daisy : ...maybe she went in the treehouse

Queen : [She gets in the cabin and collapses on one of the beds]

Peach : ...Queen? You're moving? Why? You have the only comfy bed in...

Queen : Oh Nothing Haha Just Wanted To Change The Status Quo A Little You Know

Peach : ...

Queen : ...Help Me She Has A Really Strong Magnet

Ana : [Trying to climb over the girl's cabin with a ladder and an american flag] Mmh...

Starlow : Uhh... what the hell are you doing?

Ana : Uhm... just trying to put my flag on top! Do you want to help?

Starlow : ... We're in Canada. Stop it.

Ana : Well, i know, but... this cabin is where I'll hopefully spend the next bunch of weeks, so... gotta have the flag!

Starlow : Ugh, it's stupid, this isn't your damn property! 

Ana : Aww, i know it's silly, but me and Ninten just thought it'd be neat, and-

Starlow : I don't care what you star-spangled dumbasses think, i'm not flying the flag of another country for no reason!

Ana : C-Come on, it's not that big of a-

Chris : Oh, perfect! I only had 3 flags! [He grabs the flag from Ana's hand, then walks away]

Ana : H-HEY!

[A bit later]

Chris : Alright, campers! I hope the newbies have been getting along well with everyone! Actually, i'm kidding, I don't. I like drama, did you ever notice? [Chuckles]

Mimi : Get to it!

Chris : Right, right. Before we start today's challenge, we have to integrate the newbies into the teams! So, yeah, tell us which one you-

Lucas : CHRIS! 

Chris : ...Weh? 

Lucas : [He jumped from a cliff above, and landed next to Chris] I'M NOT GOING TO STAND FOR YOUR SHOW ANYMORE! IT'S NOTHING BUT A FLIMSY EXCUSE TO MAKE PEOPLE MISERABLE! MULTIPLE INJURIES, HURTING RELATIONSHIPS ON PURPOSE, FEEDING US DRUGS AGAINST OUR CONSENT, COLLAPSING BUILDINGS, AND EVEN A DEATH! YET YOU KEEP IT GOING! 

Chris : ...Well, you can always quit, if you don't like it. No million for you, tho!

Lucas : OH NO, I'M NOT QUITTING. YOU THINK I'M GONNA JUST LEAVE YOU ALONE AND GO HOME? FUCK YOU! I'M GONNA STAY, AND RESIST YOUR SICK WAYS! I'LL FIGHT AGAINST THE SHOW, AND GET PEOPLE AT HOME TO FIGHT AGAINST IT TOO! THIS! IS! WAR!

Ninten : ...Oh, there he is.

Ness : LUKE! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?

Lucas : [He turned towards Ness] I'M FIGHTING AGAINST THIS EVIL SHOW, NESS! IT'S NOTHING BUT MISERY, AND I'M NOT LETTING IT CONTINUE FOR LONG!

Ness : STOP YOUR BULLSHIT! THINK ABOUT THE MILLION!

Lucas : OH, THAT'S HOW YOU WORK, ISN'T IT? YOU'RE OKAY WITH ALL OF THIS BECAUSE YOU MIGHT RECEIVE MONEY AT THE END, HUH? YOU DISGUST ME!

Ness : [He put his hands on his face in frustration] Ughhhh... GOD DAMMIT! WHY ARE YOU SO SELF RIGHTEOUS!

Lucas : SELF RIGHTEOUS?! JEEZ, SORRY FOR FIGHTING FOR WHAT I THINK IS RIGHT! YOU THOUGH, YOU JUST LET BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO YOU! FUCK THAT! I'M NOT GONNA LET BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO ME ANYMORE! I WENT THROUGH ENOUGH! [He started to tear up]

Ness : [He got concerned and stopped being angry] ...Luke? You're crying...

Lucas : I-I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D FUCKING SAY THAT! YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WHO HAD TO WITNESS THEIR HOME TOWN BEING INVADED! THAT HAD TO WITNESS HIS FAMILY DIE! THAT HAD TO KILL HIS OWN TWIN AFTER HE GOT TURNED INTO A BRAINLESS KILLING MACHINE!

Ness : L-Luke, i'm sorry, y-you're just venting now...

Lucas : WHAT DID YOU GO THROUGH, IN COMPARISON? YOU TRAVELLED THROUGH YOUR COUNTRY, MADE SOME FRIENDS, SAVED THE WORLD WITH EVERYONE BELIEVING IN YOU, AND WENT HOME TO YOUR MOM AND SISTER PERFECTLY FINE AND CONGRATULATING YOU! AND THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO TELL ME TO STOP FIGHTING AND LET SHITTY STUFF HAPPEN! FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU-

Chris : Well, that was some incredibly compelling drama, but right now we kinda have something to do, so, please resume the argument later! Lucas, group with your team!

Lucas : [He silently went to stand in the team, upset]

Ness : ...[Looks away in a mix of guilt and second hand embarrassment]

Chris : Alright, choose your teams!

Hoshi : [She ran to Rosalina] C-Can i join your team? Pleaaase?

Rosalina : Oh! Well... i have no issues with that! Does anyone have an issue in the team?

Ribbon : Nah!

Queen : Well We'll Take What We Can Get Lol

Hoshi : YESSS! [She jumped up and down in excitement]

Daisy : Iris! Come with us! C'mon c'mon!! [She made big waves with her arms]

Iris : Of course! [She came to Night! and bowed] I'm excited to be on a team with you all!

Melody : nice, we got an op prodigy in our team

Starlow : [Rolls her eyes] She's still a 10 year old! We have a child on our team!

Daisy : Eh, idk, i'd rather have a super smart 10 year old than a damn flying ball on the team

Starlow : [Scoffs]

Ninten : 'Right, well, i'm going with Ness and Lucas. Ana, you coming with me?

Ana : I'm sorry... I really wanna stay with Kris's siblings, these kids are adorable! And the argument Ness and Lucas had earlier kinda drives me away... I'll go on Chaos Canyon.

Ninten : Yeah that's fair, tho i'm still going with them, sorry. Guess we're separated...

Ana : [Giggles] We'll be fine! It's not like we're physically separated... [She smiled] Good luck on your team, Ninten! And don't you dare hold back!

Ninten : [Chuckles] Don't worry, I won't. Good luck on your team too, Ana! [He smiled at her then went to Hyperlink Blocked, Ana going to Chaos Canyon.

Dimentio : [He teleported to Bowser] Oh, great king Koopa, it would be great to have an unstoppable force like you on my team...

Bowser : Huh? Oh, yeah, you bet! But... I gotta be with my future wife! Peachy!

Dimentio : Oh, I completely understand. But... is it really right for a man like you to be on a team like Night? Full of girls... you might as well participate at a girl's slumber party, hm? Your masculinity would dwindle oh so rapidly... influenced by giggles and glitter!

Bowser : Really...? Hmm... [He got in thinking position] ...Fine! I'll go to your team, clownhead! You should be honored!

Dimentio : Oh, honored i am, i assure you! Welcome to the team, Great King Koopa!

Chris : You're the last one, little girl! Which one are you choos-

Hat Kid : [She instantly ran to Hyperlink Blocked] >:D

Chris : ...Really? The smaller team with just 4 kids? The one that lost every episode?

Hat Kid : [Nods] >:3

Chris : ...Alright, then! Hyperlink Blocked are joined by this kid and Ninten! Night! is joined by Iris! Chaos Canyon is joined by Ana and Bowser! And Move On is joined by Hoshi! Have fun. And you're gonna have a lot of fun right now, because we're starting the next challenge! Take these, please. [Chris gave each of the teams a flag]

Ana : Oh, there it is!

Chris : This flag represents LIFE! You teams with all be assigned a building in the island as your base, and you'll have to keep the flag inside it. And of course, you have the capture the other flags! As soon as your flag enters another team's base, it's done for you! If you successfully capture another team's flag, you're safe for the night! I think the rules are simple enough, so let's just get into your bases!

Night!, you're defending the girl's cabin!

Chaos Canyon, you get the boys's!

Move On, you get the confessional booth!

Ribbon : The toilet? Really?

Chris : Yep! Good luck with that!

Hoshi : Maybe it won't be that bad...

Ribbon : ...There's a reason people don't do much confessionals in this show, Hoshi... and when we have to vote we do it really quickly...

Chris : Anyway, Hyperlink Blocked, you get the cafeteria!

Ninten : THE CAFETERIA!? BUT IT'S-

Chris : Not my problem! You figure it out yourself. There's still the floor, so you know what's inside and outside at least!

Ninten : ...

Chris : Alright, just settle into your bases, and the challenge officially starts after then!

[A few minutes later, it's challenge time!]

[Girl's cabin]

Peach : Alright, some people stay inside to hold the flag and watch over it, but we need others to stay outside to guard the cabin. Where's Gargantuar?

Ashley : ...outside

Peach : Great! He's the perfect guard. We still need more mobile ones, so... who wants to go outside?

Daisy : [Raises her hand] Won't let anyone get in!

Penny : [Raises her hand] I can prove i'm useful!

Peach : Lovely! Thanks, you two!

Daisy : C'mon, Penny, let's go! [She grabbed Penny's shoulder and rolled out of the cabin]

Peach : We also need an attacker! Starlow, you can fly, you can attack from more angles, and flee more easily! You're the attacker!

Starlow : Fine, whatever... [She flew out the window]

Peach : Iris, Madeline, and Melody, we have to keep watch on the flag, in case anyone gets in. 

Melody : so... we're just standing around inside?

Peach : ...Umm...

Melody : well, thats fine by me

Dimentio : Very well, team! We're lucky to get a comfy cabin as our base. Hyperlink Blocked's base is merely a floor with no defenses. It should be easy to attack. Bowser! You will be an amazing attacker. Go steamroll over some kids!

Bowser : AW YEAH! Stomping on opponents smaller than me, THAT'S my jam! [He got out the cabin heading for Hyperlink Blocked's base]

Dimentio : As for the guards, Mimi and Kris, go guard our base!

Mimi : HEY! Why US? You're just assigning roles without asking??

Dimentio : Well, Bowser is already gone. Ana is much too pacifistic to serve as an effective guard, lastly, Frisk and Chara are children. You two are the most effective choices we have!

Monika : Hey, what about me

Mimi : What about YOU!? You just sit on your ass??

Dimentio : No, Mimi, i'm not "sitting on my ass", i'm holding the flag. My physical force isn't that great, so while i could teleport into the other team's bases, if they're holding their flag, i couldn't wrestle it out of their hands. And i wouldn't be a great guard elther, for the same reason. However, since i'm highly volatile and nimble, i'm perfect for holding the flag. I'll just teleport out of the way! Please do listen to me and get to guarding.

Mimi : [She groans, and storms off, slamming the door]

Kris : ...i have to stay with frisk and chara...

Dimentio : No worries! I'll babysit them. They're safe and sound inside.

Kris : ...i dont trust y-

Chara : Don't worry, Kris, we'll be fine! C'mon, i can stay alone when you're just outside! Pleaaase?

Kris : ...[They were a bit worried, but they ceded to Chara's demand] ...fine... but don't listen to the weird man... [They walked out to the front of the cabin too]

Rosalina : ...The flag has to stay inside the base at all times...

Ribbon : Someone has to be inside to hold the flag... but it smells like hell in here! ...[She turned towards Queen]

Queen : ...Wub Wub Wub Wub I Am Going To Attack Other Teams Too Late I Am An Attacker

Ribbon : YOU CAN'T EVEN SMELL!

Queen : Whatever I Know The Perfect Person To Stay Inside

Ribbon : Huh...?

[A few moments later, Hoshi is sitting in the outhouse with the flag]

Ribbon : ...She's getting taken advantage of... again...

Queen : LOL Yea She's So Stupid

Ribbon : ...I'm a bad person...

Queen : You Wanna Get In And Suffer Or Have A Stupid Girl Do It For You

Ribbon : ...

Ness : ...I'm sorry you got on this team, Ninten...

Ninten : Eh... whatever. We should try at least...

Ness : ...Yea. Luke, you wanna hold the fla-

Lucas : Don't talk to me.

Ness : ...Luke, c'mon...

Lucas : I'm not playing along with Chris's games anymore. I'm not doing anything.

Ness : ...[He reached out to try and hug Lucas]

Lucas : [He got up and away from Ness] I'm going to the treehouse. Don't follow me. [He walked away]

Ness : [He just watched him walk away with a bit of sadness] ...

Ninten : ...Yeah, you're REALLY not on good terms, huh?

Ness : Y-Yeah...

Ninten : What... happened?

Ness : Well... before you came there was these 2 assholes, they bullied us and stuff, but we were in an alliance with them... and we'd get voted off if we didn't vote with them, Lucas wanted to fight back but i kept telling him not to... I didn't wanna get voted off! Then he snapped and he burned them alive. He was a real psycho but like i did tell him to keep getting bullied so i dunno... and also he's really pissed off by all the shit Chris keeps getting away with. So yeah... he's pissed.

Ninten : Damn... yeah, that's some shit happening. He won't be pissed of for long i... hope

Ness : Y-Yeah, i hope too... [He's kinda tearing up]

Ninten : ...dude, you good? Is this affecting you that much?

Ness : N-No! I'm okay! Just... i'm good. [He wiped a tear]

Ninten : ...[He hugged Ness] ...There, everything will be okay...

Ness : [He was taken off-guard and started chuckling] Damn, that's gay...

Ninten : [Chuckles too] YOU say that?

Ness : Didn't expect it from you, y'know [He hugged Ninten back, then separated after a bit]

Ninten : I dunno, i thought it'd be a good thing to do

Ness : I appreciated it, dw. Btw tho, can we talk about that weird kid? [He turned to Hat Kid]

Hat Kid : [Looking for something in her bag] ...

Ness : You joined the team because of me and Luke, but her? Why join a destroyed team like ours? Like... she could've gone to Night and be on a monstrous 10-people team or to Chaos Canyon with all the busted powerful guys 

Ninten : I got no fucking idea, but yea she's super weird, she doesn't like... say anything ever just some noises

Ness : ...[He approached Hat Kid] Hey, weird girl, you wanna hold the-

Hat Kid : [She grabbed a different hat from inside her bag, swapped it with her top hat, then a scooter appeared under her to drive away] >:D

Ness : [Watching her drive away] Wh- huh...?

...

Hey, Ninten, you wanna-

Ninten : We're being attacked! [He grabbed his baseball bat and ran to defend from Bowser]

Ness : Hey, Basil... ... [He looked around] ...Where the hell is Basil?

Bowser : HAND OVER YOUR FLAG!

Ninten : Or else what, fatass?

Bowser : FATASS? Nah, i'm just PURE MUSCLE! And a little scrawny kid wants to stand up to King Koopa himself? GWAHAHA! Just let yourself be crushed, boy, you'll keep your dignity.

Ninten : [Groan] If you wanna fight, let me make myself clear; this bat is barbed. It HURTS. But it's still designed to hit balls. And i think i can get an easy shot on your fatass...

Bowser : [Laughing] GAHAHAHA! YOU THINK I'M SCAR- [He realized what Ninten said, and his eyes widen] Guh?

Basil : [He reached for the door to the boy's cabin] ...[He grabbed the handle]

Mimi : HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Basil : I-I'm sorry! Sunny is still sleeping in here... I just... wanna check up on him...

Mimi : This is our base! Get out!

Basil : C-Come on, i won't steal your flag, i-i just wanna see my boyfriend-

Mimi : I DON'T CARE. OUT.

Basil : ...[He teared up and went away]

Frisk : Hey, heyyy!! There's a problem!!

Dimentio : Hello, Frisk. What's wrong?

Frisk : Kris's friend is still sleeping on the other side of the cabin! He's infiltrated in our base >:o!

Dimentio : Oh, Sunny? I didn't treat him as a problem considering he just stays in bed all day... but an enemy in the base is an enemy in the base. You and Chara, go wake him up, and get him out.

Frisk : Okayyy!!

Penny : [Standing in front of the girl's cabin] ..

Daisy : [Checking the perimeter] Mmh...

Penny : ...Daisy?

Daisy : Eh? What's up?

Penny : ...Do you think i sing well?

Daisy : Oh yeah, you like singing, uhh... well... it's fine, i guess, it's what i'd expect from a teen girl who likes singing, y'know

Penny : [Shocked] O-Oh... Umm... okay...

Daisy : [She was going back to checking the perimeter, then heard a sob] ...Penny?

Penny : [Tearing up] ...

Daisy : [She gets closer] Penny?? You-

Penny : [She got startled, she thought Daisy was gone, she yelled reflexively, cutting her off] I'M OKAY!!! ...[She forgot to smile, so she's doing it now]

Daisy : ...Alright! [She steps away, she's not getting involved in this]

Ribbon : [Sitting on top of the outhouse] ...

Rosalina : Ribbon? Something is clearly bothering y-

Ribbon : I-I DON'T WANNA USE HOSHI! I WAS ALREADY AN ASS TO ONE OF MY FRIENDS, I DON'T WANNA DO IT AGAIN! I'M GOING WITH HER ><! [She got into the outhouse and slammed the door]

Rosalina : ...How kind.

Queen : How Stupid

Ribbon : H...Hi Hoshi...!

Hoshi : Hii! I was getting lonely...

Ribbon : Sorry... I'm here to stay with you!

Hoshi : You don't have to!! It's hard to stay here but... i'll do it! For my new friends! I have to be useful!

Ribbon : No, Hoshi, i swear, it's okay, i-

Starlow : Hoshi, really?

Ribbon : [Startled] Ah-!

Starlow : ...I'm not here for the flag, I just wanted to see you. But why are you in here with... her?

Ribbon : Oh, um, she's just my new friend! I wanted to be a good friend, so i-

Starlow : [She looks down at them, judging] Ribbon, we have to talk after the challenge. [She flew away]

Ribbon : Huh...?

Hoshi : Was that your friend? She was pretty...!

Peach : [Drinking tea with Iris] I see you're quite the little girl, hm? A lot of adults can only dream of having all the talents you have at only 10 years old, Iris.

Iris : Thank you, Peachy! I have to say, there's times I wish i could relate to my fellow 10 year olds. Spending my time around adults is no problem, but... I do wish i had a friend to play dolls, or dress-up with. I suppose a childhood's the price to pay for talents, hm?

Peach : Ah, i see. Yes, i understand where you're coming from... I was the Princess of my kingdom pretty much right from my birth... my mother didn't make it through labor, and the King disappeared before then. So i was chosen as the ruler...

Iris : Oh, i have never met my parents either. I suspect the same happened to my mother... and I have no information on my biological father. but I'm quite happy with Sherlock Holmes as my adoptive father! I wouldn't have half my talents if it weren't for him! [Giggles]

Peach : [Giggling too] You're quite funny, too! Is there any other talents you're hiding from me?

Iris : Hmm... oh! I can play a bit of piano! Let me show you! [She got out a block from her backpack]

Peach : What is...

Iris : Oh, it's a simple little piano! Ordinary pianos are great, but they aren't portable in the slightest! So, I made this... [She unfurled the block into a piano keyboard]

Peach : ...Oh...

Iris : Anyway! [She started to play a song]

Peach : I see you weren't lying! You're good!

Iris : Of course I wasn't! This song is the Maple Leaf Rag, it's quite the popular song where I'm from!

Peach : Yes, i've heard it before!

[On the other side, Madeline and Melody are laughing playfully]

Melody : damn, you invented the synth!

Madeline : [Giggling] Hey, it's still pretty impressive!

Melody : yea, it is, but like, yknowww

Madeline : Oh, i was wondering, do you play an instrument too? You listen to a lot of music, but...

Melody : oh, yea, i play some electric guitar

Madeline : Ooh!

Melody : yaya, i used to be in a band actually!

Madeline : That's so cool! Tell me about it!

Melody : well it didn't really last looong, but it's just a couple of friends that taught me guitar, and we did a couple songs together. It was pretty fun!

Madeline : Nice! Why'd the band separate then?

Melody : it wasn't really successful ig, we were mostly performing in backstreet clubs n stuff. tho really it's just that i'm not in it anymore, the 2 others made it as a duo and now they're pretty popular actually!

Madeline : So... they... excluded you?

Melody : nah, not excluded... they just got lucky after the 3 person band disbanded n i dont blame them for that, im not gonna insist to be included when being a duo is their thing now lol, dont worry too much maddy, im not upset about it

Madeline : Oh, um, well, if you say so...

Melody : hey, i brought my guitar btw! you wanna hear?

Madeline : [Excited] Oh!! Yeah yeah, i'd love to!

Melody : knew it [She got out her electric guitar from it's case under her bed, and from the case she also got out another speaker]

Madeline : [Giggles] 2 speakers?

Melody : this ones for guitar purposes only! [Chuckles] but yea... the sound's not as nice, but it's louder

Madeline : Alriiight, makes sense...

Melody : [She plugged in her guitar to the speaker, and on her other speaker she played Rockers 2 from Rhythm Heaven. She picked up her guitar and started playing]

Madeline : [Watching in admiration, a big smile on her face]

[A few minutes later]

Melody : [She finishes her song then puts her head up again]

Madeline : [Claps for Melody] That was really cool! Thanks for the show!

Melody : [Giggles] nice, im really happy you liked it! i havent played in a while...

Madeline : You're still really really good then! [She smiled at her]

Melody : thanks, maddy [She smiled too] that songs from my old friends, by the way, it's a duet usually but well... i played it alone lol

Madeline : [Her eyes looked to the side pensively] I'd play it with you if i knew electric guitar...

Melody : hey, theres a start to everything, wanna try?

Madeline : Ah- Um... S-Sure!

Melody : cool! [She gave the guitar to Madeline] alright, hold it like this, and do that [She mimicked a gesture]

Madeline : [She imitated Melody, and made a nice sound on the guitar] W-Whoa!

Melody : niceee

Iris : What was that? It was so... harsh!

Peach : Oh, it's... electric guitar.

Iris : They're electric now? They sound amazing! I've never heard something like this before...

Peach : Odd...

Chara : [Poking Sunny] Wake upp~ Wakey wakey~ It's the middle of the day~

Frisk : [Sigh] Chara... we should leave him alone... He didn't wake up... We've been doing it for a while!

Chara : The flying man said we had to wake him up! C'mon, you don't wanna leave an enemy in the base right? [Poke] It's time for schoool~

[Sunny's face got increasingly frustrated in his sleep]

Frisk : Mmmn...

Chara : Come try it, Friskie! It's fun! 

Frisk : Okay... [They came closer, and poked Sunny's face] W-Wakey wakey...

Sunny : [He had enough and threw a pillow at Frisk's face with a lot of force]

Frisk : A-AH- [They fell over backwards, and hit their head violently on the floor] AOOOOWWW!! [They held the back of their head and cried in pain] I HIT MY HEAD!! [Sob] CHARA!! TELL KRIS!! [Sob]

Chara : [Furious, they came closer to Sunny's bed and brandished a knife over him]

Basil : [Hanging around the boy's cabin since he can't enter] Nngh... [He sees the window of Sunny's side is open, and gasps] !!

[He looks around to see if anyone's here] ...

Bowser : [Coming back to his base] Arrghh... stupid kids...

Basil : [He panics and rushes to climb at the window] A-Agh- S-Sunny- [He sees through the window and suddenly starts to hyperventilate]

Mari : But like... what does it even mean when he says "Mari from Omori"? What's Omori? Is it the country?

Bobby : well... uh... no, Melody's "from Rhythm Heaven", Ness is "from Mother" even tho they're from Japan and the US... etc

Mari : But what IS it then? 

Bobby : i don't know! why are you asking me?

Mari : I dunno, does anyone know??

Poniko : [Sitting with her cheek resting on her palm] ...

[A blood-curdling scream is heard from the distance] 

Mari : HUH!?

Bobby : ...what was THAT

Mari : THAT WAS BASIL, LET'S GO! [She grabbed Bobby and ran to the scream]

Poniko : ...[She followed them lazily]

Mari : [They arrived at Basil screaming] WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM? WHAT'D HE- [She sees the window he was looking at] Huh...? [The ghosts look through the window, and scream] SUNNY!! OH GOD-

Bobby : R-REWIND, REWIND!! 

Chara : [Poking Sunny] Wake upp~ Wakey wakey~ It's the middle of the day~

Frisk : [Sigh] Chara... we should leave him alone... He didn't wake up... We've been doing it for a while!

Mari : SAVE HIM!! BOBBY! FIND SOMETHING!!

Bobby : U-UM YEAH! UH- [He looked frantically around the room]

Mari : THE DRAWER! N-NO, TURN THE LIGHTS OFF! UM- CLOSE THE WINDOW! I-I

Poniko : ...[While the 2 are panicking, she possesses Sunny's bed]

Frisk : Mmmn...

Chara : Come try it, Friskie! It's fun!

Frisk : Okay...

Poniko : [As Frisk came closer, she concentrated and made every slat under the mattress break at once]

Sunny : [His mattress fell on the floor before Frisk could reach him, and the commotion made his eyes open quickly] AGH-!

Frisk : AH! [He got startled and stepped back]

Mari : Huh...?

Poniko : [She came out of the bed] 

Bobby : ...it was quick, this time...

Mari : H-Hey, tell us before you do something ><!

Sunny : [He sat up] Ugh... [He looked around for a bit, then was about to lay back down until he saw Mari, and stayed here frozen in shock] ...

Basil : [He climbs through the window and gets inside] H-Hey, Sunny, i- ...W-what did you do to your bed??

Sunny : [Still frozen] ...

Basil : ...Sunny...? What are you staring at...?

Mari : ...[She whispered to Poniko] What is he staring at?

Poniko : ...[She wasn't interested in the upcoming emotional moment, so she just left]

Mari : wha-

Sunny : Mari...

Basil : ...Oh... you're still... [Sigh...]

Bobby : oh, yeah, people who already died can see the dead when their dead's averted, remember?

Mari : [GASP] O-OH!

Sunny : ...

Mari : H-Hey, Sunny...!

Sunny : ...Mari...?

Mari : I... I just came to tell you... um... I forgive you. I forgive you for everything. I want you to forgive yourself too... I don't want you to isolate and lock yourself in, I want you to move on... I forgive Basil, too. I wish you the best of luck in your relationship... and i'm so, so proud of you. I love you Sunny, and it never changed!

Sunny : ...[He started to tear up, then hugged Basil tightly and cried at full voice]

Basil : S-SUNNY? 

Sunny : Basil... [Sniff] Mari forgives us... [He pulled back and smiled widely] We can finally move on.

Basil : Oh! Umm... I'm happy, Sunny... [He smiled too]

Sunny : [He kissed Basil on the lips]

Basil : M-MMH!

Sunny : Let's really start our relationship... It's what Mari wants...

Basil : M-Mmhh... Okay... ,') [He embraced Sunny again]

Mari : [Looking at them, happy]

Bobby : should we leave? give them their moment?

Mari : Guess so!

Monika : Seriously, Dimentio, why can't i hold the flag?

Monika : Seriously, Diment

Monika : Why can't

Monika : W

Monika :

...

Hoshi : ...[She finds something at her feet] Oh? [She picks it up] Hey... i found a flag! It's not ours!

Ribbon : Huh? What...??

Hoshi : It's... an American flag!

Chris : Chaos Canyon's flag is in Move On's base! Chaos Canyon is UP FOR ELIMINATION! And Move On is SAFE!

Hoshi : Wha?? WE WON!! [She gets up and jumps in joy] YAYYY!!

Ribbon : Oh...! Cool...!

Hoshi : High five, Ribbon!! [She put her hand up]

Ribbon : ...[She clapped her little hand with Hoshi's hand, who was bigger than Ribbon]

Queen : We Won Thanks To Me Wow Wow

Rosalina : Umm... you did not... do...-

Queen : I Know Right I Can Make You Win Without Even Doing Anything Im So Strong

Rosalina : ...Of course...

Dimentio : Wait, huh? Wasn't it just in my hand? Huh...? I don't understand... what...?

Chris : Hyperlink Blocked and Night! are left!

Iris : You see, you put your hand like this~! [She positioned Peach's hand on the piano]

Peach : Oh my, this is quite complicated...

Iris : Now, take your other hand, and put it like this~!

Peach : ...This is the hand i'm holding the flag with...!

Iris : Aw, come on, Peachy! You don't have to hold it 100% of the time! It won't hurt to set it down to play a little piano...

Peach : Well... i suppose. Let's continue... [She set down the flag]

...

Hat Kid : [She bursts through the window on her scooter] >:D

Peach : HUH!?

Hat Kid : [She grabs the flag drifting through the room, then boosts through the door] >xD

Peach : WHA- G-GUARDS! CHASE HER!

Iris : [Standing shocked with her hands over her mouth]

Daisy : HEY!! STOP RIGHT THERE!! [She started chasing after Hat Kid with her roller skates] GIVE THAT BACK, FUCKING BRAT!

Hat Kid : [She drove straight for the Cafeteria, and looked behind her to see Daisy rolling behind. She pressed harder on the accelerator and made some distance] >:)

Daisy : AGH- COME BACK HERE!! [She really focused on gaining as much momentum as possible, and started catching up to Hat Kid]

Hat Kid : [She was pressing the pedal as hard as she could, but Daisy was still catching up. She ditched the scooter and jumped up from it, then shot a hook to a high up tree branch]

Daisy : [She groaned, and tried jumping to catch her, but Hat Kid swung out of the way] UGH!

Hat Kid : [She let go of the hook mid-swing to gain momentum, diving in the air straight for the cafeteria. 

Daisy : [She positioned herself under Hat Kid to catch her as she fell... then got her head bounced on, as Hat Kid used her as a spring] O-OWGH-! [She lost balance, and stumbled to the floor right next to the Cafeteria] ><

Hat Kid : [After bouncing on Daisy's head, she made a somersault triple-jump style, and landed on the Cafeteria floor rolling. After rolling to a stop, she got up... and brandished Night's flag!]

Chris : AND NIGHT LOSES TO HYPERLINK BLOCKED!!

Daisy : AW, MAN!! [She smashed her fist on the Cafeteria floor, then brought her head up from the ground] GOD DAMMIT!

Hat Kid : [She looked down at Daisy on the floor, and stuck out her tongue to blow her a raspberry] ppptthth! >:P

Daisy : [She was pissed for a second, but started to smile in a competitive angry way, and got up] Oh, I see, that's how you wanna play, huh? If you want a rivalry, LET'S GET IT ON! This isn't over, kiddo! >:D

Hat Kid : [She stretched her mouth with her fingers to make an ugly face at Daisy] >xD

Daisy : [She rolled her eyes and groaned a little more]

Chris : The teams up for elimination tonight are Chaos Canyon and Night! Move On, and, surprisingly, Hyperlink Blocked, you're free to relax tonight! See you!

Ness : Holy shit! We're actually safe for once! Damn, that little girl's awesome! Thanks so much, kid! I won't doubt your choices again!

Hat Kid : [She nodded, looking all smug while being praised] ,:3

Melody : welp, that was a neat challenge, too bad we lost. lets just go home to the cabin

Madeline : Huh...? But... we are...!

Melody : that was fast

Ribbon : [She meets up with Starlow] Hey! Umm... you wanted to see me...?

Starlow : Uh, yeah. Why are you friends with Hoshi?

Ribbon : Oh! Um... well, she's nice, and-

Starlow : She's stupid as hell.

Ribbon : ...Huh?

Starlow : Ribbon, she's the dumbest girl i've ever seen, like, really? She can't see her cheerleader "friends" are just using her? Like, i couldn't MAKE UP a more obvious example.

Ribbon : Well, maybe...

Starlow : And you wanna be friends with her? Ribbon, you deserve better than this. Don't go down to her level, c'mon. She's pathetic.

Ribbon : Aww, come on, Starlow, she deserves to have good friends, and if i don't do it, wh-

Starlow : Oh, so, it's pity?

Ribbon : ...Umm...

Starlow : You're just staying with her out of pity? She's so goddamn pathetic, that's the only way she'd make friends that don't just wanna walk all over her.

Ribbon : ...W-Well... Y-Yeah, I guess... pity... I feel bad for her...

Starlow : Stop. Pity friendships don't go anywhere. They just bring you to her level. Trust me, it's better for everyone that you get away from her.

Ribbon : B... But... she needs friends-

Starlow : Ugh. She'll find friends, other pathetic idiots like her. But not you. You're above her. Just leave her, goddamnit. You don't even really like her, it's just pity.

Ribbon : ...[Sigh...] I guess you're right...

Starlow : Yeah, glad you finally understand. Don't even do some cheesy friendship breakup, just ignore her. She'll get the message. Hey, maybe she'll be so desperate to cling to the friendship she'll offer stuff to try and win you back, wouldn't that be cool?

Ribbon : I guess so... [She smiled]

Starlow : THAT'S the spirit! C'mon, bestie, let's hang out!

Ribbon : Alriiight!

[Campfire Ceremony]

Chris : Welcome back, everyone to the campfire ceremony. Actually, it's some people's first time here! [Chuckles] Look who actually most!

Daisy : Ugh...

Iris : [Looking down] I-I apologize, everyone... This is my fault...

Peach : Hm? How would it be your fault, Iris?

Iris : [Sigh] I told you to put the flag down... a-and it got stolen...

Peach : Aww, Iris! Please, that's not your fault at all. You couldn't have known someone would burst through the window in a scooter!

Iris : Well, i suppose... but...

Starlow : It's Daisy's fault anyway! She couldn't even catch a KID!

Daisy : WHAT!? HEY, AT LEAST I TRIED TO CATCH HER! GARGANTUAR AND PENNY OVER THERE DIDN'T FUCKING MOVE AN INCH!

Penny : [Looks away] ...

Gargantuar : [Groan of disappointment, Gargantuar doesn't hurt kids]

Chris : Anyway! You'll each go in the confessional, write your vote on a piece of paper, and show it to the camera! Then, you'll give them to me, and i'll tally the votes. Confessional time!

[Static]

Chris : Alright! We've got the votes. I'll read them now! We'll air the confessional of that vote every time i say it. Keep in mind only the viewers see the confessionals, the contestants don't see anything between static. [Ahem] First vote... Gargantuar.

[Static]

Daisy : [Shows her vote for Gargantuar] Like... do i really need to explain myself? Yeah, Penny didn't do anything either, but at least she doesn't smell like a rotten body, she doesn't take half the damn island, and i can actually have a conversation with her other than "ggrrrrrr"

[Static]

Gargantuar : ...

Chris : Grrreat reaction. Second vote... Daisy.

[Static]

Starlow : [Shows her vote for Daisy] ...She's annoying as hell. Can she ever stop shouting all the time? HI IM DAISY!!!

[Static]

Daisy : Ugh... I swear, if i get eliminated...

Starlow : Good riddance!

Daisy : WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!?

Chris : Third vote... Starlow.

[Static]

Madeline : [Shows her vote for Starlow] I don't really want to vote out of spite... but she is the person that's kind of... stealing Ribbon from us, i suppose? She doesn't seem like the best friend to her, but i'm not gonna get involved further than this... I just can't vote anyone else.

[Static]

Starlow : [Groan] You're lucky i don't know who you are...

Chris : Fourth vote...  Starlow.

[Static]

Melody : [Shows her vote for Starlow] yea, its pretty much to help maddy, i do have to vote someone so...

[Static]

Starlow : COME ON, REALLY? [She scanned around her to see if she could deduce anyone, and glared at Daisy]

Daisy : [She imitates a loud incorrect answer alarm]

Starlow : [She flies back a little, startled]

Chris : Fifth vote... Iris.

[Static]

Penny : [Showing her vote for Iris silently, looking to the side in shame] ...

[Static]

Iris : [Sigh] I'm sorry...

Chris : Sixth vote... did someone just entirely color this piece of paper?

Nastasia : Let me have a look. [She took the piece of paper, and examined it more closely] ...This has the name "Ana" written on every possible position at once.

Chris : What? Ana's not even on this team!

[Static]

Ashley : [Furiously writing on the paper]

[Static]

Ana : Do... do i have a vote against me, then??

Chris : I wasn't gonna count it, but now that you opened your mouth, I would find it extremely funny  So i'll count it! One vote Ana, one vote Daisy, one vote Gargantuar, one vote Iris, two votes Starlow! Seventh vote... Gargantuar.

[Static]

Iris : [Shows her vote for Gargantuar] H-Honestly, it just scares me... I-I'm sorry... 

[Static]

Chris : Gargy, any reaction?

Gargantuar : ...

Chris : Yep, boring as always. Anyway, Eighth vote... Melody.

[Static]

Peach : [Shows her vote for Melody] I do not have any especially bad feelings about Melody... but... I will not be voting my best friend Daisy, I will not blame Iris for something that is barely her fault, not mentioning she is still a 10-year old girl, I will not vote Starlow, as that would damage the relations between the Mushroom Kingdom and the Star Spirits, and I will not vote the Gargantuar, as Rosalina was quite insistent that I respect it. Between those who are left, Penny is quite crafty, Ashley is a great asset of intimidation to the other teams, and Madeline is very agile. All that's left is Melody... who IS pretty sedentary. No hard feelings, i promise!

[Static]

Melody : alright then

Chris : ...No further reaction?

Melody : i mean thats fair i dont really do much in the challenges

Chris : [Groan] Come on, people! Can't we have cool arguments like last time? STOP BEING SO CHILL! UGH! LAST VOTE! ...The first one going home tonight... is... Gargantuar. Time to go, big guy!

Gargantuar : [He silently got up, and marched towards the Boat of Losers]

Peach : HOLD ON! Who voted Gargantuar? I know Daisy and Iris did so, but who's the third vote...?

Starlow : Not me, i voted Daisy

Melody : me and maddy voted together, it wasnt on him

Peach : Penny and Ashley...?

Ashley : no.

Penny : ...

Ashley : it's not penny either.

Peach : Uhh... well... it's not me, I voted Melody... I apologize for that.

Melody : apology accepted lol

Peach : Thank you... but the only explanation is that the Gargantuar voted for itself! But... why...?

Starlow : It can WRITE?

Ashley : ...it didnt wanna hurt anyone. bleh. cheesy.

Peach : ...Oh, my...

Gargantuar : ...[It could barely fit into the Boat of Losers]

Chris : Alright, Chaos Canyon, now! Let's not waste more time, and get to voting!

[The contestants get into the confessional and vote.]

Chris : Whoa, that was quick. First vote...

[Static]

Monika : Hi there! So, i noticed these confessionals were pretty much the only time I could speak freely, and for more than a few seconds... So, i decided to make the team lose! [I giggled] It doesn't really matter, they're not real anyway. Let's chat a little!

[Static]

Chris : Second vote...

[Static]

Monika : So, you saw the debuters, right? [I scoffed] They're all so badly written! Hat Kid is overpowered, she always escapes consequences and she doesn't talk, so there's nothing really interesting to be had. If Ninten was trying to be written like a rough kid, then it's clear the author has no experience in that subject. 

[Static]

Chris : Third vote...

[Static] 

Monika : Ana has no personality beyond being nice and little miss perfect, and, religious topics? This mediocre competition show is not even NEARLY qualified to go near these. Iris... oh, you want to talk about overpowered? She's good at EVERYTHING! If i didn't know better, i would have thought she was a self insert OC.

[Static]

Monika : Hoshi? Oh, wow, a teen girl that wants to be popular! How original. She's literally the "too nice" Mary Sue, she's nothing more than a doormat that tries to inspire pity but is just laughable. Also, she went from barely speaking English to speaking it well in weeks, just because writing Engrish would be annoying? Ugh. Chara is extremely out of character. They're not a murderer, that's a misconception by people who don't understand the message of Undertale. The fact they picture Chara like this should tell you a lot about the author.

[Static]

Chris : Fourth vote...

[Static]

Monika : Oh, right, Bowser! I almost forgot. He really is not relevant, hm? He's nothing but some comic relief, a replacement for Wario. His scenes are not interesting, and he barely appears, really. Bowser is one of the most beloved characters in fiction, and it's truly a shame that this crummy author is this bad at writing him.

[Static]

Chris : Fifth vote...

[Static]

Monika : You know, there was a LOT of cut debuts. The characters that were to debut in this chapter changed almost constantly. Let's leak them, for fun! [Ahem] O'Chunks from Super Paper Mario literally made it to writing, and got replaced by Bowser later on. If you look at Bowser's lines, especially early on, you can notice they used to be said by O'Chunks. Kirby almost made it to writing, and got replaced by Iris at the very moment he was going to be introduced. How can you expect to write anything good if you're constantly changing your mind on even which characters are in your work?

[Static]

Chris : Sixth vote...

[Static] 

Monika : When writing, you should have a direction, know what you're going to do. It's not healthy for your work to make it up as you go! You should make early, draft, versions, and work on them, instead of writing the final script directly...

Chris : Seventh, and final vote...

[Static]

Monika : By the way, the gender ratio in this cast is about 7 males to 16 females currently, along with 2 nonbinary people. What's up with that, hm? It's extremely biased for females, it's disturbing. There's no effort, clearly the author is just picking characters they like without any regard for the gender ratio, and they have quite the bias for female characters. Creepy.

[Static]

Chris : Yep, every vote was for Monika! You're out, girl!

Monika : Wait, HUH!? YOU PROMISED I'D APPEAR MORE!

Chris : Huh? I don't recall making that offer. It's dock of shame time for you!

Monika : Oh. Haha. I see. That's what you want to do. I will appear. I will get lines. I will get noticed. And I know just how to do it.

Chris :

Monika : [I giggled] Thank you for watching this episode. They were 26 last episode, and now they're 24. I hope you enjoyed the debuters, and i'll see you on the next episode of Total Drama: Crossover of the Stars! Trust me, you'll be seeing a lot of me from now on, heehee!

Madeline : Hey, where has Chris gone...?

Monika : Chris? Who's Chris?

Madeline : Who's... who? Huh? I didn't hear that, i'm sorry...

Monika : Don't worry about it, Monika's just talking to herself again, haha!

Nastasia : Miss Monika! I have a lot of paperwork to do, tonight! I'm begging you, come help me!

Monika : Of course, Nastasia! I'm ready to help at any time.

Nastasia : [Phew] You're always such a lifesaver, Miss Monika... I'm very glad to be working with you on this show.

Monika: It's my pleasure! We've been working together for a while, already. [I winked at you] Shh~ I'll see you next time, sweetheart~! Hope you enjoy the next episode. Goodbye!

[Later on, it's the middle of the night]

Penny : [Looking back at previous pages of her diary] ...[Goes back to the day where she finished the Jet Tank One]

OMG, OMG, DIARY! ITS FINALLY DONE! I've been working on it for SOOO LONG! The Jet Tank One, I'VE FINALLY BUILT AN ACTUALLY WORKING ONE! I took a trip to the park today, except I was in the sky, flying around in my water jetpack~ IT'S SO PERFECT!! I'M SO SO SO SO PROUD OF IT <33 IM GONNA SHOW IT TO-

Penny : [She snapped and scribbled all over the page furiously until the text is buried under scribbles. She throws her pen across the room, then looks at the ruined page] ... [She curled up on herself, burying her head in her knees]

Chapter Text

Hoshi : [Leaning at the window]

...

{It's raining really hard, huh...? and it's really dark...}

Melody : [Chilling on her bed] {yeah, i find it relaxing tho}

Hoshi : [Sigh] {But we're stuck indoors...!}

Melody : {not like im begging to admire the beauty of this trash heap of an island anyway lol}

Hoshi : ...{...I'm bored...} ...[She walked to Ribbon and waved a little] Yaho!

Ribbon : ...[She was looking through her bag] ...[She pulled out a larger than average leaf]

Hoshi : {Ribbon! You want to hang out? Play something?}

Ribbon : [She put the leaf over her head and went out of the cabin, using the leaf as an umbrella]

Hoshi : ...yaho...?

Ribbon : [She closed the door and went to the other side of the girl's cabin]

Hoshi : ...{S-She ignored me! D-Did i do something wrong!?}

Melody : {well, uh, feel like she'd have answered more if you talked to her in english}

Hoshi : {O-Oh! Right... hehe...} [She scratched the back of her hair in embarrassment] ^^"

Melody : {yknow, where's maddy? she should've came back by now}

Hoshi : {Oh, what did she go out for?}

Melody : {she wanted to cover the hot tub, so it doesn't overflow or get colder and stuff. she's been at it for a while tho...}

Hoshi : {Oh... Hopefully she's okay...!}

Sunny : Mmnn... [He woke up, and slowly opened his eyes] ...

Basil : A-Ah! Sunny! You woke up! [Phew] I thought you'd be sleeping all day again...

Sunny : [Chuckles] i'll sleep as much as i want, depressed or not...

Basil : [Smiles] Never change, Sunny...

Sunny : not planning to, no worries [Smiles too]

Basil : Hehe... are you planning to... keep sleeping in that... ruin of a bed?

Sunny : i mean, i like sleeping on floor mattress, it's a vibe, you know?

Basil : W-Well, I suppose, but... uh...

Sunny : ...hey, where's everyone else...?

Basil : O-Oh! They're on the other side... Bowser brought a... darts game, and they're playing it...

Bowser : GWAHAHA! YOU THROW LIKE A CHICK!

Dimentio : W-Well, my strength isn't the best, but must I remind you you've barely scored any points yet?

Bowser : HAH! I'm doing it on PURPOSE, you idiot! It wouldn't be any fun for you SCHNOOKS if I let out the TRUE POWER of King Koopa!

Dimentio : I would love to see this power, King Koopa! Please, show it to us! 

Bowser : U-Uh- Well-

Dimentio : I want to see your great power!

Bowser : F... Fine! I'll do it! [He took the darts and got in front of the target] ...

Dimentio : ...

Bowser : ...

Dimentio : ...Well?

Bowser : I'M CHARGING UP MY POWER!

Ninten : [Groan] We're 3 and this game is taking fucking forever... COME ON!

Bowser : ARGHH!! [He threw the darts at the same time as strong as he could... they planted themselves on the wall, not the target]

Ninten : ...Damn, great power huh

Bowser : MAYBE IF YOU LET ME CHARGE MY POWER INSTEAD OF WHINING, YOU'D HAVE SEEN IT!

Ninten : Whatever, it's my turn

[Ninten took the darts and got in front of the target]

Ninten : PK THUNDER! [He threw the dart, and controlled his psi so it landed straight in the middle of the target.] Hell yeah, 50 points!

Bowser : HEY!! I SAW YOU USE THOSE WEIRD MAGIC POWERS!

Ninten : What are ya talking about? Just aimed really good.

Bowser : [Growl] I'M NOT AN IDIOT! Do it again without your weird incantation or whatever!

Ninten : [Chuckles] Fiiine. [He picked up his dart and raised his arm] ...

Sunny : [He opened the door to this side of the cabin and walked in with Basil]

Ninten : [He whispered to himself] ...pk thunder... [Quickly after he started throwing the dart]

Bowser : HEY! [He heard it and kicked Ninten with force]

Ninten : ARGH-! [He fell over and accidentally threw the dart, his mind was destabilized so PK Thunder made the dart fly straight to the side]

[The dart flew to Sunny's eye, and screaming was heard]

Sunny : ...

[He grabbed the dart embedded in his eye, and pulled out his prosthetic eyeball]

...

...that was expensive...

Bowser : [He slapped Basil] STOP SCREAMING ALREADY!

Basil : A-AOOW!! I-I GOT CLAWED!

Bowser : Yeah, whatever! 'least you stopped your screaming. Next time you hurt my ears like that, you better not think i'll go easy on you just 'cause you're a chick!

Basil : I-I'M A BOY ><!

Bowser : GWAHAHA! Good one, little girl! I know a girl's scream when I hear one!

Sunny : hey, basil, gift [He gives Basil the dart with his prosthetic still on it]

Basil : W-WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME THAT??

Madeline : [She opens the door and gets in, she's soaked all over and her coat is missing, leaving only a shirt on top] ...

Hoshi : Ms. Madeline! You're back!!

Madeline : ...Hi... [She sneezed]

Melody : maddy! where's... where's your coat...? your clothes are fucking soaked!

Madeline : [Pouty] I don't wanna talk about it.

[Earlier on]

Madeline : [Trying to stretch the cover over the hot tub] Nnghh... this is harder than I thought...

Kris : OKAY, GO GO GO!

Madeline : H-Huh-

Ness : PK FLASH!

Madeline : AGH-! [She got blinded and dizzy for a moment]

Kris : NICE! [They took advantage of Maddy's confusion to steal her coat, then run off] I GOT IT, LET'S RUN! [Ness followed him]

Madeline : Eugh... [She gained her spirits back, and saw Ness & Kris run away. She noticed she only had a shirt on] H...HEY!! GIVE IT BACK!! >< [She tried to wavedash after them, but she slipped on the wet floor and fell face first into a big puddle] NGH-!

Ness : SORRY, MISS!

[Back to the present]

Madeline : [Sits on her bed, soaking it] ...Didn't even cover the hot tub...

Hoshi : A...are you okay, Ms. Madeline? You're shaking...

Madeline : Cold... [Sneeze] My head hurts...

Melody : shit, think you caught a cold, is it hurting bad?

Madeline : Well... it's manageable, but... I feel weak... and i'm freezing...

Melody : lets get you out of these soaked clothes asap, okay?

Madeline : A-All my other clothes are washing up...!

Melody : lol, no problem, you can get something from me

Madeline : Y-Your clothes...? Are you sure...?

Melody : yea, whatever! i brought some other stuff [She reached into her suitcase and pulled out a hoodie]

Madeline : [Giggles] Drum girls...?

Melody : y-yea, it's the band that made me wanna get into electric guitar, actually... they've been separated for a while tho

Madeline : Oh... guess those things don't last f- [She sneezed again]

Melody : o-okay, quick, just, remove everything and put the hoodie on

Madeline : [She blushed] U-Um- Wher-

Melody : oh, yea, uhh, just do it under the covers, ill make sure no one lifts it up

Madeline : O-Oh, okay... Thanks!

Melody : no worries :p

[Madeline got under her covers and changed. Melody sat on the bed making sure no one got close]

Madeline : [After a bit, she emerged from the covers wearing just the hoodie]

Melody : [Giggles] its too big for you...

Madeline : [Giggles too] It's fine, it's comfy!

Hoshi : I'll get your clothes to the laundry, Ms. Madeline!

Madeline : O-Oh, it's okay, i'll do it-

Hoshi : No! You're sick, you have to rest! I'll bring them now. I hope you recover well! [She took Madeline's clothes, an umbrella and walked out of the cabin]

Madeline : U-Umm... but...

Melody : yea, shes right, you should rest. this islands not where id wanna exhaust myself to death personally... just stay in bed its fine lol ill take care of everything

Madeline : [Sigh] I-I suppose... Thank you... [She started to get back in her bed]

Melody : pft, not in that bed, maddy, its all soaked, cmon!

Madeline : W-What do you mean, not in my bed??

Melody : well, my beds free, lol, that's a better idea no?

Madeline : But... that's your bed! I'm already wearing your hoodie, and...

Melody : im not leaving you your soaked clothes and bed, lmao, you deserve comfort, maddy! especially when ur sick

Madeline : If... if you say so...

Frisk : Hey, i've seen that blue coat before...!

Chara : [Giggles] Yeah, I asked Kris and his friend to get me one cuz I was cold, I think they stole it from someone [Giggles again] Awesome!

Frisk : H-huh!? C-Chara! You shouldn't steal people's clothes! I did it earlier, and I was like, cursed! I had to give it back to the sea!

Chara : To the sea!? [They burst in laughter] What kind of weird stuff did Kris tell you? The sea doesn't OWN anything, idiot

Frisk : D-DON'T CALL ME AN IDIOT! I SWEAR, THE SEA WAS PUNISHING ME, AND IT STOPPED WHEN I GAVE IT BACK ><!

Chara : Ooooo, the evil sea ghost! The curse of the sea mummy! Gonna kill you over some clothes, oooo!

Frisk : KRIIIS, CHARA'S MOCKING ME!

Hoshi : [She gets into the laundry, carrying Madeline's clothes and humming a song] {...oh! The washing is done!}

[She thinks] ...{If I put everyone's clothes to dry, maybe they'll be my friends!} [Giggles] 

[She starts to get the clothes out of the washing machine and put them to dry]

Monika : [Through the loudspeaker] It's breakfast time, everyone~! Please get to the cafeteria as soon as possible to get your meal! I'll see you in a little bit for today's contest. Bon appétit~

Hoshi : {A-ah! But i'm busy...}

...{...Well, I guess I can skip breakfast...}

{Yeah! I'll make myself useful when everyone's having their breakfast!} [She started working harder]

Melody : oh, well, I guess I have to go, you stay here, okay? ill bring you stuff to eat n drink, promise!

Madeline : [Under Melody's covers] Got it! I'll wait for you... [Smiles]

Melody : [Giggles, she playfully pets Madeline's head] cya, maddy 

Madeline : Cya, Mel!

Melody : [She got her stuff, and walked out with a little wave]

Madeline : [She waved back] ...[When Melody was gone, she hugged her hoodie and covers, she was comfier than ever] ,')

[A bit later, Cafeteria]

Ana : [She takes her food, and sits at the RPG kids' table] Hello, everyone! Hi, Ninten! [She smiled at Ninten]

Ninten : Heya, love [He smiled back]

Ness : Yo, Ana!

Kris : [They waved slightly]

Sunny : hey

Ana : [She looked at Sunny and got startled] U-Um, excuse me, w-where's your...

Sunny : [He turned to look straight at her face]

Ana : I-I'm sorry, i'm sorry, I shouldn't ask! U-Um... what's your name...? I don't recognize you...

Sunny : oh, um, im sunny, hi, i was kinda... sleeping for a while so yea you didnt see me

Ana : Oh, you're Sunny! It's a pleasure to meet you.

Sunny : you heard of me?

Ana : Mhm, a blonde boy mentioned you quite a bit yesterday...

Sunny : oh, basil, okay, hes my bf

Ana : O-Oh! That's lovely! I have a gay friend, too! [She smiled]

Sunny : uhh

Ana : It's little Ness over here! [She gestured towards him] His boyfriend Lucas, too!

Sunny : oh um yea i know, where is he even btw? lucas? thought you guys were always together 

Ness : R-Right, you missed stuff... well, right now he's probably looking for stuff to eat that's not from here, he really hates it

Ninten : Honestly, I don't know what he's on about, it's damn good

Ness : Right??

Sunny : ive eaten worse i guess

Ana : I-It isn't great, but I shouldn't be picky...

Kris : [Scarfing it down] aagrrgrg

Ness : ...Where's your boyfriend?

Sunny : he had a panic attack earlier, so hes just calming down in the cabin

Ness : Oh, damn, what happened?

Sunny : nothing much just a scare, i love him but he gets unstable easily yknow 

Ness : Myeah, I noticed

Ninten : Sorry for that, Sunny...

Sunny : its fine, happens all the time 

Ninten : No, uh, I'm talking about... the eye thing

Sunny : oh, um, whatever

Ana : W-What did you do to his eye, Ninten!?

Ninten : I-It wasn't his actual eye! It was a fake!

Ana : O-Oh... and what did you do? [Concerned]

Ninten : I promise I didn't beat him or anything! I was throwing a dart and this asshole turtle kicked me, so i accidentally threw it at Sunny!

Ana : Oh... [She sighed in relief] You can be so reckless, sometimes, Ninten!

Ninten : S...Sorry...

Ana : [Giggles] That's why I love you, though... 

Ninten : Awe... I love you too, Ana~

Ana : [She smiled and looked in his eyes]

Ninten : [He did the same, and their hands intertwined]

Kris : [They finished licking up every drop of gruel on their plate, and set it down with a big sigh] Ahh~ ...[It was a paper plate, so some of the gruel soaked into it. They looked at the plate intently...]

Ness : Hey, we were on the subject of missing people, so like, where's Frisk and Chara? Did they stay at the treehouse?

Kris : ...yea

Ness : ...why are you eating your plate

Kris : ...didnt want chara coming here with madeline's coat and they didnt wanna take it off

Frisk : [Holding their tummy] I'm hungry...

Chara : [Giggles] Kris told you...

Frisk : I-It's because of you that we didn't go to breakfast! >o<

Chara : Hey! YOU'RE the one that wanted to stay with me!

Frisk : I...I didn't wanna leave you alone!

Chara : Well it's still your fault you stayed! Don't blame me!

Frisk : B-But, I was being nice...! You should always be nice!

Chara : Well because you were so nice you're high up without having breakfast! It's awesome! I love being nice!

Frisk : [Scoffs] H-HMPH! [They turn their back to Chara and cross their arms]

...

[They hear a bar of chocolate being opened]

Frisk : H-HEY! [Turns around] YOU HAD MORE CHOCOLATE ><??

Chara : I brought a LOT! I wanted to share with you like Ana told me yesterday, buuuut you complained so I don't wanna anymore!

Frisk : C-COME ON! PLEASE! I-I'M SO HUNGRY!

Chara : Mmh... apologize to me! [Giggles]

Frisk : [They got on her knees and prayed] I-I'm sorry, Chara!

Chara : [Laughes] It's "Lord Chara"

Frisk : I'm sorry, Lord Chara! :(

Chara : Fiiine... but you have to do everything I say until tomorrow!

Frisk : H-huh!? B-But-

Chara : Nuh uh! Do everything I say or you don't get chocolate!

Frisk : F-Fine...! I'll do everything you say, Lord Chara! 

Chara : [Laughing alot] Yaay! Here you go, servant! [They gave Frisk half of their chocolate bar]

Frisk : T-thank you, Lord Chara... [They started taking nibbles of it] T^T

Hoshi : [She's still in the laundry, hanging everyone's clothes to dry with a smile on her face] ... [Suddenly, she sees something fall to the floor] Eh?

...[She picks it up, and reads it]

Ticket for one meal replacement. Return to Chef at obtention of meal to get your replacement. Don't show to Chris Monika under any circumstances.

Hoshi : {...But why would I want to replace my meal...?}

[Suddenly, Hoshi heard a voice behind her]

Joy : Shouldn't you be at the cafeteria?

Hoshi : O-Oh! Hi, Miss Nurse Joy! Y-Yes, I was just doing some laundry! I'm almost done, i-

Joy : Y-You were doing laundry?? WHY!?

Hoshi : [She steps back a little, startled] A-Ah! I just thought... people would like me, if, I did it for them...!

Joy : [She gets closer] I-I'm the one that does the laundry here!

Hoshi : Oh! W...Well... I did your job today, miss! I-I'm happy to help! [She smiled]

Joy : If anyone asks, I did everything, okay!?

Hoshi : H...huh...? But, I want-

Joy : T-THE PEOPLE HERE TIP ME TO DO THE LAUNDRY FOR THEM! 

Hoshi : AH! I- I'm sorry! Please don't yell- 

Joy : These tips are my PAY! I NEED THEM!

Hoshi : A-Are you not the doct-

Joy : I'm USELESS! The people here have HEALING MAGIC! I'M PAID BY THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE I HEAL!

Hoshi : I-

Joy : D-DO YOU WANT ME TO BE POOR?

Hoshi : N-NO, MISS! I-I JUST WANTED TO-

Joy : T-THEN I DID THE LAUNDRY! YOU DIDN'T TOUCH ANYTHING OKAY!?

Hoshi : I-I DIDN'T! I PROMISE!

Joy : GO TO THE CAFETERIA, QUICK!

Hoshi : Y-YES MISS! [She ran out, feeling guilty] ><

Joy : ...Work's done, nice [She just left with a grin on her face, taking Hoshi's forgotten umbrella]

Daisy : Great, guess we're back to that inedible shit again, you excited, Peach?

Peach : Frankly, this should be illegal! I wouldn't even serve this slop to my kingdom's prisoners!

Daisy : There's prisons in the Mushroom Kingdom? Never really thought about it

Peach : We have a dungeon under the castle, though it's rare for people to actually get condemned... it's only really reserved for traitors...

Starlow : Yeah, like that bitch, Dreambert! I still can't believe what he did to me!

Peach : [Sigh] Starlow, we can't condemn people to the dungeon for cheating on you... Especially not princes from another kingdom.

Starlow : WHAT!? You said you'd do it! Come on!

Peach : I was trying to calm you down... Starlow, be reasonable, the relations between the Mushroom Kingdom, the Pi'illo Kingdom and Star Haven are already tense enough thanks to your little escapade with Prince Dreambert, let it go. 

Starlow : [Groans, and looks away] Whatever... rich people can get away with anything, anyway...

Daisy : Oh, please, you're made of fucking gold, don't try to act like you're poor

Starlow : Ugh, shut up, you own a kingdom, you're richer than me.

Daisy : ...[She looked away sadly] sso, this gruel fucking sucks, huh?

Peach : I think i'm going to skip breakfast, today. I am not going through this torture again. [She started to get up]

Iris : [She opens the door, a platter in hand] Breakfast is done, Peachie~!

Peach : A-Ah? Good morning, Iris! What do you mean...?

Iris : [She comes to Peach's table and deposits the platter] Well... I thought the breakfast the show provided was unacceptable... so I snuck into the Monika Mansion again... and I made breakfast with the little I could snatch. I thought you'd want some too! You're my best friend here, Peachie! [She smiled at Peach]

Peach : Oh, my! That's amazing! You're such a lovely little girl, Iris. Thank you. [She rubbed Iris's head gently and smiled as well]

Iris : [She giggled and leaned into Peach's rubs]

Daisy : Hey, can i have some too?

Starlow : Me too!!

Iris : Oh! I'm really sorry... I only had enough to make some for myself and for Peachie. I had to be quick...

Daisy : [Groans, and puts her head in her arms on the table]

Hat Kid : ...[She takes one piece of candy from her hat and puts in in front of Daisy]

Daisy : ...[She looks up] ...You're serious? 1 candy? [She glares at Hat Kid]

Hat Kid : ...[She starts to take the candy back]

Daisy : N-NO! GIMME! [She grabs the candy and eats it, grumbling] >:Y

Hat Kid : [Giggles in mockery]

Daisy : [Groans] 

Starlow : Princess, c'mon, are you gonna let me eat this trash?

Peach : I'm dreadfully sorry, Starlow... I want to make the most of this. I will keep it for myself.

Starlow : UGH! I didn't want your stupid beans anyway! [She flies away]

Ribbon : [She sees Starlow in a bad mood] Mmnh...

Hoshi : [She arrives to the cafeteria, and opens the door] H-Hey, everyone, i'm here! [She's kinda drenched from the rain]

Ribbon : [She notices the ticket Hoshi is holding, and gasps] !! ...[She looks around, then flies towards Hoshi] Hey, Hoshi...!

Hoshi : [Gasp] Ribbon!! I'm so happy to see you again! I-I'm really sorry for earlier, I'm not used to talking English, and I was talking to Ms. Yuka, and...

Ribbon : [She handwaves it away] W-Whatever, it's fine, what's that you're holding?

Hoshi : [She looks at the ticket] O-Oh, I don't really know... I found it in the... um... I found it. It says it's to replace a meal, but...

Ribbon : Can i... take a look at it?

Hoshi : Of course! [She giggles and gives it to Ribbon]

Ribbon : [She acts like she's taking a deep look, then feigns a gasp] O-Oh yeah! I have something to do! Umm... B-Bye, Hoshi! [She starts to fly away]

Hoshi : [She waved goodbye] See you!!

Ribbon : [She let out a sigh of shame, and was about to fly away when she heard Melody]

Melody : really ribbon, again

Ribbon : !! [She panicked and zipped away really quickly] ><

Melody : ...{hoshi, come here}

Hoshi : Eh? [She came to Melody's table] {H-Hello, Ms. Yuka!}

Melody : {hey, you want some mashed potato?}

Hoshi : {Oh, sure! Thanks! I didn't really wanna approach the big muscly guy...}

Melody : {yea, he's scary, lol. im saving this plate for maddy, so you can have half of mine} [She gave half of her mash to Hoshi]

Hoshi : {Thank you! Why did you want to give me some of your food, though...?}

Melody : {i didnt really wanna let you eat trash}

Hoshi : {Trash??}

Melody : {dw about it, you're not feeling sick right? you got soaked too...}

Hoshi : {No no! I'm fine... thankfully!} [She giggled nervously]

Melody : {alright, good, tell me if you feel weird}

Hoshi : {I will!}

Ribbon : Hey, Starlow!!

Starlow : Huh? [She turned around] Oh, Ribbon, hey.

Ribbon : I-I brought some mashed potatoes for us again!

Starlow : OMG, you're the best! I was wondering if i'd go without eating today!

Ribbon : [Giggles] Ribbon's here to the rescue! [Her and Starlow go to a table and she puts the plate on it]

Starlow : Hey, where do you even get these from anyway?

Ribbon : Oh! Um, well... [She leans in to Starlow's rar and tells her everything about Chef's market, and the tickets]

Starlow : Ohh! So you bought it...? You brought money...?

Ribbon : N-No, I didn't, Chef wouldn't accept it anyway, I, umm...

Bowser : Give me my food!

Chef : It's right there, big guy. [He points to a plate of gruel]

Bowser : YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! THE GOOD FOOD, WHERE IS IT!? I BOUGHT THE TICKET!

Chef : [He slams the counter] DON'T RAISE YOUR TONE AT ME, TURTLE BOY!

Bowser : YOU GAVE IT TO THAT PINK MOSQUITO OVER THERE! GIVE IT TO ME!

Chef : YEAH, SHE TURNED IN HER TICKET! WHERE'S YOUR TICKET, HUH!?

Bowser : YOU SAW ME BUY IT YESTERDAY! HOW DUMB ARE YOU!?

Chef : I GOTTA GET IT BACK OR NO UPGRADE!

Bowser : [He growls and his eyes get red with anger]

Dimentio : Would it be possible that you left it in your shell when you changed it? Maybe you should check in the laundry.

Bowser : ARE YOU SAYING I'M STUPID?

Starlow : [Turns from the scene back to Ribbon] You stole it from Bowser?

Ribbon : U-Uhh... Y-Yeah, I did! Right under his nose! >:D

Starlow : Damn, didn't think you had it in you. You're impressive as hell!

Ribbon : [Holds her cheeks and giggles in glee]

Mimi : [She sneaks behind Peach, looking intently at her plate] ...

Peach : On that subject, you've told me about many of your talents, but do you have any in painting or drawing? Just out of curiosity.

Iris : Indeed! I'm actually the artist for my books. I assume you can picture an example?

Mimi : [She gets closer, but get distracted by the strong scent of peaches] ...!! (W...What the hell...? What kind of perfume...)

Peach : Oh, i'm quite sorry... I'm not exactly a reader, I've never really picked up a Sherlock Holmes book... Though I know many of my toads are quite the fans. Toadsworth, especially...

Iris : [Giggles] Don't fret! I've brought a copy with me! [She gets a book out of her backpack] Ta-dah! What do you think?

Peach : [She flips through the pages, and looks down at the art]

Mimi : [She tries focusing on the plate for a sneaky heist, but she keeps glancing back at Peach] (U-Ugh... don't get distracted... don't do anything weird...)

Peach : [She looks up again] Indeed, it's extremely impressive! Though, that's not a surprise anymore, is it? You're an unbelievable little girl, what can't you do? [Giggles]

Iris : [She holds her cheeks] Oh, Peachie, you're going to make me blush! [Giggles]

Peach : You're quite adorable as well! I bet your father is pr- [She feels someone bury their head in her hair and smell it] H-huh...? [She quickly looks back]

Mimi : A-AH! [She panics and grabs a fistful of bacon from Peach's plate before running away as fast as she can, almost tripping]

Peach : Oh, my! [She laughes] Mimi...

Iris : P-Peachie! This green... monster stole from you! I'll run after her! [She got up]

Peach :  [She gently caught Iris's arm] Let her, I have no problem with it. She's got some spunk! She deserves this.

Iris : A-Ah...?

Peach : She's quite the adorable girl, isn't she? How pathetic she is only adds to it. [Giggles]

Iris : [Giggles too] Interesting...

[A little later]

Monika : [I gently open the door] I saw someone run out, is everything okay?

Peach : Everything is okay, Ms. Monika! Please don't mind her antics.

Monika : Understood! Anyway... [I open the door fully] as i'm sure you can guess, I came here to announce the start of your next challenge! But first, I have to bring you somewhere. [I snap my fingers, and suddenly, everyone in the cafeteria is in front of the outhouse.]

Daisy : ...the toilet?

Monika : [I giggle cutely] Indeed. But I changed it a little~ Open the door for me, please?

Daisy : ...Alright... [She opened the door of the booth, and the other side... lead to a stage in an immense room, with a large live crowd watching. The crowd cheers seeing the cast come in.] W-Whoa, what the hell?

Monika : This door doesn't quite lead to what it used to! [I laugh, quite cutely as well] The challenge is pretty simple! You will have to impress this crowd. Each team will show them a performance on this stage, and I will receive an average score of their appreciation! The two teams that they liked the least will be up for elimination. You can prepare your performance, but please perform before 6 PM! That's all I had to say, let's go back-

Penny : GRAAAANDPAAAAA :D!!! [She spotted Dr. Crygor in the crowd. She ran and jumped off the stage into his arms]

Dr. Crygor : [He caught her, but nearly fell over] Ough...! W-Well, hello there, Penny...!

Penny : [She put her feet on the floor again] It's been so LONG! I'm so happy you came to see me :D! [Stimming]

Dr. Crygor : Came...? Well, I don't really remember how I ended up here... But it's nice to see you, Penny.

Penny : I have so so so many things to tell you! I thought you'd send a letter from home, but-

Dr. Crygor : I...I was busy.

Mike : ...Checking Agenda For Last Month...

Dr. Crygor : ...[Starts sweating a bit] Mike, now, there's no need to-

Mike : Incredible. You Have Not Been This Free For At Least Ten Years, Doctor.

Dr. Crygor : [Sweats alot more] U-Umm... well...

Ashley : [She descends off the stage to meet Dr. Crygor too] ...

Dr. Crygor : Ah, um, Penny, who is this?

Penny : Aw, come on, grandpa, you know her! That's Ashley! She's one of my friends! 

Dr. Crygor : Oh! She's...

Ashley : [Staring at him without blinking]

Dr. Crygor : She's... ...Well, I'm glad you're making friends, Penny. At least, ones that aren't robots-

Penny : OMG! You brought Doris too! Hiii!

Doris-01 : Activating: Face Recognition...

...

Detected: Penny Crygor.

Shutting Down Software: Cleaning Robot...

Launching Software: Penny's Friend...

...Hii, Penny! You're the best singer scientist in the whole universe, you know?

Penny : [Giggles in happiness] I knoww!!

Queen : What Are These Lame Calculators Lmao

Monika : Well, it looks like they'll be here a while. Is this a problem, Team Night?

Peach : It's fine. Penny has been in a terrible mood, she needs this. We can go on without her.

Monika : Got it! [I snapped my fingers once.more, and everyone's back at the cafeteria] Thank you for listening! The challenge starts now. I will see you later. [I walked out and disappeared, how mysterious!]

Daisy : Well okay then, whatta we do?

Iris : I've got the perfect idea! Melody, would- Oh, where are you going, Melody?

Melody : [She picked up a plate of mashed potatoes] hey, i told maddy id bring her some stuff, so im just gonna do that, ill brb

Iris : Ah, I did notice Madeline was strangely missing. Why couldn't she come?

Melody : shes sick, cuz she got her coat stolen and stuff

Iris : Oh no! Poor girl! Let me give you something! [She pulled out an infuser from her backpack and gave it to Melody] This is one of my medicinal blends. Give this to her, and she'll be recovered by tomorrow!

Melody : oh, thanks iris, thats nice! ill give it to her

Iris : When you come back, would it be a bother to bring the instrument you played yesterday? It made such a unique sound! 

Melody : my guitar? yea, sure, i guess 

Iris : Oh, lovely~! [She joined her hands in joy] I'll see you later!

Melody : cya [She takes an umbrella and walks out]

Peach : Are we gonna... play music?

Iris : Yes, indeed! I really enjoyed what I heard through the walls, yesterday. I'm sure the crowd will love it as well! Let's decide what everyone else is going to be playing.

[Girls' Cabin]

Melody : [She opens the door] hey, maddy, you awake...?

Madeline : [She turned around to face her] Y-Yeah... Hey...

Melody : nice, came here to give you sum mash, have a nice meal lol [She walked closer and gave the plate to Madeline]

Madeline : Thank you... [She started getting up before being interrupted]

Melody : na, stay here its fine

Madeline : Ah? A-Are you-

Melody : yea, im sure, whatever lol its just potatoes

Madeline : I guess so... [She sit in the bed and started eating her food] 

Melody : oh, yea, iris wanted to give you this too [She got out the infuser and gave it to Madeline] its tea she made, she said itd help cure you and stuff 

Madeline : Aww... she's adorable... I wish I could say thanks... [She removed the cap and took a sip] ...It's really good! [She smiled]

Melody : [Giggling] yea, i can tell, your face lit up at the first sip lmao 

Madeline : [Giggles too] H-Hehe... I guess she's just that skilled.

Melody : you still gotta rest tho, no matter how good she is it can't cure it instantly lol

Madeline : [Laughes] Yeah, don't worry! I was planning on it... [Smiles]

Melody : good girl~

Madeline : [She blushed a bit and looked away] ...

Melody : well, ig i have to go, the challenges started and everything, cya

Madeline : O-Oh, of course... I'll see you...

Melody : [She grabbed her guitar, and started to walk out]

Madeline : ...Y... Yuka?

Melody : [she turned around] huh?

Madeline : [Nervous] That's... that's your real name, right?

Melody : yea lol, why the sudden use of it? [Giggles]

Madeline : I- I just thought i'd... use your real name... i-it felt weird using a pseudonym when we're this close...

Melody : ...[Chuckles]

Madeline : [Gets kinda panicked] W-We're close right??! O-Oh no-

Melody : yeah, ofc we're close, lmao, sorry, just found it funny it was such a big deal

Madeline : [She let out an audible sigh of relief]

Melody : you good?

Madeline : A-Ah! I didn't mean to... Umm, Yeah... I'm fine. I was just... really worried.

Melody : about being close?

Madeline : Y-Yeah! Umm... you know... If you didn't think we were close, it'd be really awkward... You mean so much to me, already... I just feel more confident when you're here, your chill aura gets to me... You're so nice to me, you let me borrow your hoodie, your bed, you've always been welcoming and chill, i-i...

Melody : aww, maddy, ur so cheesy, lmao, ur flattering me

Madeline : A-Agh! I'm sorry! I didn't think I'd ramble this much, it just kept coming out...

Melody : nw, it was cute as hell [Giggles]

Madeline : [Blush] Mmn...

Melody : you mean alot to me too

Madeline : Really??

Melody : yeye, you're the chill one to me, hanging out with you's my favorite thing

Madeline : [Chuckles] Who's cheesy now? [Smiling alot]

Melody : [Chuckles too] hey, never said it was a bad thing

Madeline : I guess not...

Melody : I should really get back to the team... Iris needs me for something, but ill come back soon k? you just rest n stuff 

Madeline : Got it! Cya soon, Yuka! [She smiled greatly to her]

Melody : [She did the same] cya :) [She grabbed her umbrella and walked out]

Madeline : [She laid back down, smiling and blushing]

Melody : [Opens the cafeteria door] hey, im back

Iris : Welcome back, Melody! Have you brought it?

Melody : yea [She got her electric guitar out] you know those need a speaker tho right? yknow one of those stage speakers

Iris : Of course, don't worry! Daisy let me know about how these worked, and we determined there was one of those speakers backstage! We sent someone to retrieve it.

[Stage Room]

Starlow : N-NNNGHH!! [Pushes the speaker with all her force] Ah, ah...

[The crowd is cheering wildly]

Toadette : WOO, YEAH! COME ON STARLOW, YOU CAN DO IT!

Heavy : [Laughing] OHOHO! Little ball can't push box!

Tetra : I'd like to see you do it, fatass!

Heavy : ...Why is little girl challenging me

Tetra : Who are ya calling a little girl? That's it! [She drew her sword] C'mere and fight if you're a man!

Heavy : ...

Tetra : Link! Help me kick his ass!

Toon Link : Ah? Um... [He got his sword and stood next to Tetra]

Heavy : [He got out his minigun]

Toon Link : [His expression turned to one of shock]

Tetra : Pft, you think you're scary? We fought much worse! Huh Link?

Toon Link : [He was running out the room as fasta s he could] AAAAA

Tetra : THOUGHT YOU WERE STRONGER THAN THAT, PUSSY!

Starlow : IF ANY OF YOU CAME ON AND JUST LIFTED UP THE DAMN THING INSTEAD OF FIGHTING AND CHEERING LIKE IDIOTS THAT WOULD BE GREAT!

Kyoko : WE WANT MORE PUSHING! YOU CAN DO IT!!

Misako : Captivating.

Kyoko : Oh, see? You do like it!

Misako : I was joking, dumbass! How are you so invested in some weak girl pushing a speaker?

Kyoko : [Gets in a thinking pose] Hmm... well... there's the excitement of if she'll do it or not... The girl herself is pretty...

Misako : I wasn't actually asking! And how is she pretty? That's a ball!

Kyoko : Aww, is someone jealous?

Misako : I'm gonna perform beating your ass on stage if you don't shut up!

Captain Charlie : INSULT ME MORE, STARLOW SENPAI!

Misako : ...Lovely.

Kyoko : Ew, you like that guy?

Misako : FUCK NO!

[Cafeteria, Move On is sitting around a table]

Hoshi : Come on, Ms. Rosalina! The crowd would totally be impressed!

Rosalina : I apologize... using my powers is simply not an option I will take. I keep my promises.

Hoshi : Aww! Please please please pleaaaase! I wanna see theeem! 

Rosalina : Hoshi, you're a sweet girl, but as long as I stay on this island, I will not use my powers outside of emergencies. Please, let it go.

Hoshi : [Whine] Mmmhh >^<!

Rosalina : How about... you, Hoshi? I'm sure you have great talent.

Hoshi : Oh! Well, I'm a cheerleader...

Queen : Nah You Were So Bad You Got Fired LMAO

Hoshi : W-Well... [She lowers her head and looks away]

Rosalina : It was not her fault, please be respectful, Queen.

Queen : Idk Fucking Up An Important Routine Is Pretty Her Fault Her Friends Hate Her Now LOL

Hoshi : [Tearing up] N-Ngh...

Rosalina : Hoshi! Do not pay any mind to her! She's programmed to-

Hoshi : T-They will like me again! When I bring back money for them! P-Please tell me they will!

Rosalina : [She looks away in guilt] ...They... they will. Of course...

Hoshi : [Still tearing up, but smiling] I-I can't wait!!

Queen : Hey Wheres That One Pink Fly

[Stage Room]

Ribbon : NNNGH!! [Helping Starlow push the speaker] ><

Captain Charlie : YEAH! DOUBLE TEAM ON THAT SPEAKER! KISS ON TOP OF IT!

Phoenix Wright : ...Does that guy ever shut up?

Misako : [Sighing and facepalming] Been trying to find out myself...

Captain Charlie : C'MON, WE WANNA SEE SOME ACTION! [Suddenly he gets handcuffs put on him] Huh?

Patty Wagon : You're under arrest for sexual assault and disturbing the peace. Please don't resist. [She starts to drag him away]

Captain Charlie : WHOA! HEY! STOP! HOLD ON! I DIDN'T HAVE THE TIME TO-

Misako : ...Damn, i'm actually thankful for the cops.

Kyoko : Does getting arrested feel good...?

Misako : Huh? What the hell are you saying?

Kyoko : I mean, he seems to like it...

Captain Charlie : G-GRAB MY WRIST HARDER, MISS! STEP ON ME!

Misako : Sheesh... yeah, he really likes it. Never seen a creepier freak.

Kyoko : Hey, Miss policewoman!! [She started to run towards her]

Misako : KYOKO!

Sunny : [He raised his hand] ...

Queen : ...Who Are You

Rosalina : Oh? What do you have to say, Sunny?

Sunny : i mean... i could play violin... i guess...

Rosalina : You could? That's lovely! Are you volunteering yourself to perform for the team?

Sunny : y... yea...

Rosalina : Thank you so much, Sunny! You're quite the life saver.

Hoshi : Yeah! I know they'll be impressed!

Queen : Well Alright Just Go Now I Guess

Sunny : um... yea, just let me go get my violin...

Ness : [Hanging out with Ninten in the boy's cabin] ...So, what are we gonna do

Ninten : ...iunno

Hat Kid : [Jumps through the window to land in front of them, and waves]

Ninten : Hey, little girl, you probably shouldn't be here, this is the boy's-

Hat Kid : >:Y [She grabs both their wrists and tries to drag them away]

Ness : ...What is she...

Hat Kid : [She gives up, and starts to cry]

Ninten : A-Ah! Little girl, you good? What's wrong?

Hat Kid : [Still crying]

Ninten : Ugh, fuck- Ana's good at this stuff... Um... [He went down to Hat Kid's level] What do you need...? We'll do anything for you.

Hat Kid : [Hearing this, she got a smug smile on her face]

Ness : ...Huh? I feel like we made a mistak-

[Stage Room]

Monika : Ah, after much wait, a team finally decided to perform! Everyone, welcome Hat Kid, from Hyperlink Blocked, and her magic show!

[The crowd cheered]

Hat Kid : [She pushed a box on the stage, and bowed to the crowd]

Ness : [He pushed his head out of the box] Umm... hi, everyone... [Nervous]

Ninten : [His legs were hanging out of the box] ...

Hat Kid : [She reached for the crowd, and yanked Tetra's sword from her hand]

Tetra : Hey! What the hell??

Hat Kid : [She want back to the box, and brandished the sword above it] >:D

Ness : [Shaking his head frantically] ><

Hat Kid : [She brings down the sword onto the box and cuts through it]

[Crowd gasp]

Hat Kid : [She separates the 2 halves of the box]

Ness : ...[He waves to the crowd to show he's still alive]

Hat Kid : [She takes a last bow as the crowd cheers, then pushes the box out]

Kyoko : Woa, how'd she do that??

Misako : [Sigh] Mystery...

Basil : [He walks into his side of the cabin, and sees Sunny being sad] O-Oh, hey, Sunny!

Sunny : ...hey

Basil : ...Umm... What's wrong, love?

Sunny: ...i need help

Basil : W-Why?? I'll help you!! [Worried]

Sunny : ...i volunteered to play violin for our team... BUT IM NEVER GONNA DO IT IN FRONT OF A CROWD! WHAT WAS I THINKING!?

Basil : A-AH!! O-OH NO!

Sunny : i need help...

Basil : I-I'll help you, Sunny! I-If you play with someone else, you won't get stage fright as much! I... I think...

Sunny : thanks... i really need you... [He hugged Basil]

Basil : [He hugged back] H-Hehe... just go wait for me... I- um... I have something to do...

Sunny : oh, um, okay... cya [He took his violin and went to the outhouse]

Sunny : [Waiting in front of the outhouse] ...

Queen : [Comes in] Bruh What Are You Doing

Sunny : ...im waiting for basil to help me, but he's been gone for a while... [sigh]

Queen : Lmao Just Go Bitch 

Sunny : he said he'd help me... im waiting...

Queen : [She pushed Sunny into the outhouse to the stage]

Sunny : AGH-!

Queen : LOL Get Fucked

Sunny : [He gets thrown onto the stage, and stands up, not knowing what to do] ...

...

Private Goomp : Is that guy okay?

Corporal Paraplonk : ...Does he look okay to you?

Private Goomp : Well, maybe it's like... an art project!

Corporal Paraplonk : What kind of idiot does nothing for an art project?

Private Goomp : There was that time... Master Bowser... said he was the art... remember?

Sergeant Guy : [He hit Goomp hard]

Private Goomp : OW! W-What was-

Sergeant Guy : He's a contestant, idiot! He's gonna hear us, and if he hears any of it, I'm making you clean the whole castle again!

Private Goomp : O-Oh, yeah! I remember! I-I'm sorry, Sergeant!

Toad : [Standing in front of Peach's bed] ...

[Checks his watch]

...

[Sigh...]

[His phone rings] !! [He picks it up quickly] Hello?

Toadette : Hii~! ;D

Toad : Oh, it's you. [Sigh]

Toadette : [Giggles] It's your beloved Toadette! 

Toad : [Groan] What do you want?

Toadette : Those performances are so boooringgg... This guy isn't even doing anything! When are you coming on stage?

Toad : Huh? I'm not coming on stage, it's just the contestants.

Toadette : Awww, c'mon, really? I came just for that... Can't you come anyway? Give a cute girl a little hug? :>

Toad : I have to guard the Princess's bed at all times! I can't come!

Toadette : Psh, you have a cute girl telling you to give her a hug, and you don't even wanna move a little to see her...

Toad : [Groan] I'm... I'm at work, okay?

Toadette : You know, when we're married, I'll still be calling you when you're at work... This is like, a taste of it! [Giggles]

Toad : Married? We're not even together yet!

Toadette : "Yet?" Woah, i'm excited!

Toad : T-That's not what i meant!

Toadette : Pft, you're such a tease, Toad -3-

Toad : Also, your breathing holes were too small! I could barely breathe during the whole way to the island! I REALLY don't have a good opinion of you right now!

Toadette : Aw, i'm sorry :( But I can come and repay you some of the air you missed because of me, y'know?

Toad : [He rolled his eyes and hanged up]

Toadette : [She put the phone down and giggled] Boys are so weird...

[Treehouse]

Ninten : They didn't give you a bed? They just let you sleep outside?

Kris : yea

Ninten : That's fucked up, damn.

Kris : [They nodded a bit]

Frisk : It was pretty fun! [Giggles] I slept on a sibling bed!

Ninten : Sibling bed? [Chuckles]

Kris : well i wasnt gonna let them sleep on the floor

Ninten : Yea, it's really nice of you i guess. Pretty cool treehouse, tho

Kris : i built it with ness and lucas

Ninten : Yea, i know, Ness told me, it's really cool. Ana would love this place 

Kris : speaking of ana whats she doing

Ninten : She's probably just hanging out in her cabin or something, i dunno 

Kris : im bored wanna do something funny 

Ana : [In her bed, reading and humming] ...

[She hears something near the window] Huh...?

[She gets up to check the window] Um...

...[The face of a bear surges from the window lunging right for Ana, she screams and falls back of the floor] A-AHH!!

[Kris and Ninten laugh, Kris stops carrying it and Ninten stops his telekinesis on it]

Kris : [They put their head through the window and look down at Ana] oh hell yeah, you were scared shitless [Laughes]

Ana : Wh-

Ninten : [He peeks his head through the window too] It was just a prank, love. [Laughes] The bear's dead 

Ana : Huh...?

Ninten : [He kicks it] Look! It's just a body. Can't hurt you.

Ana : Gross... how did you even find a bear's carcass...?

Kris : oh uhm... i killed it. 

Ana : You killed a bear...?

Kris : hey, it was to protect frisk... were were sleeping outside and i was scared itd come for them, so i took my knife and killed it.

Ana : [She went from disgust to awe] You defeated a bear with a knife to protect your sibling!? That's... that's amazing!

Kris : well... i guess... but... [They lifted their sweater a little to show a big injury they got from it] ...and it was a few days ago, so it scarred a bit

Ninten : Oh, holy shit, I was wondering why there was blood in the laundry...

Ana : Oh my... I'm so sorry... Do you want me to heal this? I can do it easily!

Kris : nah, i like the pain

Ana : H-huh...?

Kris : [They let their sweater down again] anyway, we totally got you lmao

Ana : [Embarassed] I-I suppose... but shouldn't we be helping in the challenge? Ninten, your team has performed, but Chaos Canyon...

Kris : whatever, someone else's probably doing it

Sunny : [Frozen in stagefright] ...

...

[Suddenly loud running footsteps are heard]

Bowser : KING KOOPA COMING THROUGH!! [He runs to the stage and throws Sunny outside like a used rag]

[Crowd cheers]

Bowser : Alright, you schnooks! Enough about weaklings acting like idiots on stage! You're gonna witness a REAL SHOW! From the one and only KING KOOPA! [He roared really loud so everyone could hear, and the crowd was going wild]

Corporal Paraplonk : YEAH! KING BOWSER, KING BOWSER, KING BOWSER! SHOW EVERYONE HOW AMAZING YOU ARE!

Sergeant Guy : [Distributing Bowser flags to everyone] WAVE THIS HIGH AND PROUD, EVERYONE!

Private Goomp : GO KING BOWSER! I hope he doesn't do nothing too... He already did something like that, so- AGH! [Corporal Paraplonk charged into him and sent him flying to the other side of the room]

Bowser : Huh? Was that a mosquito flying? Anyway, here's an awesome offer : One of you will go on stage to fight me! That's right, one of you gets the privilege to get crushed by the KING OF AWESOME! 

[Crowd cheers again]

Kyoko : MISAKO, LET'S GO! I'M SURE WE CAN TAKE HIM ON! [She drags Misako as she goes on stage]

Misako : HEY- WHAT THE-

Bowser : Who's that? [He laughed] GWAHAHA! I wanted some actual fights, not crushing some bugs!

Kyoko : Bugs...? I'm not a bug... [She nudges Misako] Is he blind...?

Misako : Oh, I see, that's how you wanna talk, huh? [She clenched her fist] I'll show you who's gonna get crushed, turtle freak! C'mon Kyoko, let's spill his blood.

Kyoko : Aw yeah!! Let's do that cool intro we do sometimes!

Misako : Ugh, we're already about to fight, let's just skip it!

Kyoko : Aw, come on!! It's cool! Pleaaaase?

Misako : [Groan] ...It's time for you to leave now...

Kyoko : YOU'RE NOT WELCOME IN THIS WORLD!

Misako : PACK YOUR BAGS, YOU'RE GETTING EVICTED-

Kyoko & Misako : -BY THE RIVER CITY GIRLS!

Kyoko : YAY! That was awesome!

Misako : [She covers her face] Ugh, I can feel everyone staring. That was embarassing as hell. I don't wanna fight anymore, fuck this. [She starts to go down the stage]

Kyoko : Huh? Misako, c'monnn! I know we can mess him up!

Misako : Yeah, but I don't wanna right now. Come here!

Kyoko : [Pouts] Aww, man, you're boring...

Bowser : HAH! I guess I won! They're too scared of me to fight! But I wanna break someone's face! Uhhh... YOU! COME HERE!

Isaac : [Crying in fetal position in the corner of the room] ...

Bowser : C'MON, WIMP! Well, uuhh... YOU! [He pointed to a random spot in the room] ...Huh? Why's that chair empty?

Isabelle : Oh? [The empty chair is next to her] There's a paper, here... [She picks up the paper, and reads it]

Place reserved for Mayor Pauline.

If empty during the show, ignore this paper. She was not able to attend.

Isabelle : Mayor Pauline...? I don't recognize this person... Though, it makes me think about the mayor... I wonder what he is up to. [She gets in a thinking pose with a smile on her face]

Villager : [Chasing Private Goomp with an axe]

Private Goomp : AAAAAA!! OH GOD, OH MY GOD! AAA!!!

Corporal Paraplonk : Should we... help?

Sergeant Guy : It's free military training!

Bowser : [Groans in frustration, he starts to stomp the floor] IS NO ONE HERE TO FIGHT ME!?

O'Chunks : [Stands up] AYE! A'LL FIGHT YE DAFT CUNT! I DINNAE WANA HEAR YE SHITEHOLE SPOUT MORE BLOODY NOISE!

Bowser : COME HERE YA FRENCH WEIRDO! IMMA PUNCH THAT STUPID ACCENT OUT OF YOU!

O'Chunks : [He runs towards the stage] THASSIT! YER FOOCKIN DEAD, WANKER! A'LL PUNCH YER CUNT IN, YER GONNA GET CHUNKED BY THE CHUNK HISSELF!

Bowser : STOP TALKING LOUD AND FIGHT, YOU- GWOHH!! [O'Chunks picked him up and started swinging him in circles]

O'Chunks : SO LONG, AYE BOWSER? [He threw Bowser into the crowd, that crowd lets out an hyped "Ooh"]

Bowser : WAAAGH!! [He landed crushing Private Goomp, and roared in anger, not expecting anyone to have a chance]

O'Chunks : [He was dancing on stage, swaying his hips[ HAH! THASS WHAT YE GET, YE GET CHUNKED! YE HAVE NUTTIN' OF A MAN!

Bowser : [He ran back to the stage ramming into everyone in his way, then hurled a torrent of fire on O'Chunks] 

O'Chunks : AYE!? WHASSAT- AAAAHH! ACK!! [He was on fire, he ran out of the stage and ran for his life to outside the room, flailing his arms] AAAAAAA!!!

Bowser : GWAHAHA!! WHO'S GETTING CHUNKED NOW? THAT'S IT, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! NO ONE'S A MATCH FOR THE KING OF- [He felt something stand on top of his head] Huh...? [He looked up and saw it, then he started to panic] WAAAHHH!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!! [In his panic, he fell over on his shell, and couldn't get up anymore] UNNNGHH!! HELP MEE!!

Toree : [Sitting on Bowser's snout, eating ice cream] ...[Happy squeak]

Melody : [Practicing her part] ...

Peach : You're quite good at this, hm?

Melody : [Chuckles] i meannn, im okayyy  

Peach : What an understatement! I personally think you're doing well. 

Melody : lol, thanks princess. so, itll be just me?

Peach : No, no! Daisy is playing some percussions...

Daisy : [She's wildly hitting a makeshift drumkit]

Peach : She is... getting out her aggression. 

Iris : And I will be singing!

Melody : oh? really?

Iris : Quite! I feel we're going to create something great! I wanted to show off my singing skills. [Giggles]

Starlow : Yeah, showing off's all you do!

Peach : Starlow, please keep quiet.

Starlow : [She scoffs and mumbles] pushed a speaker all the way here just to get told to shut up...

Peach : [Sigh] Iris, may you show Melody your singing?

Iris : Of course!

Peach : Have you understood the microphone i showed you?

Iris : I have, don't worry! [Giggles, she then grabs the microphone and plugs it in. She starts to sing]

Melody : huh, damn good voice for a kid

Peach : Isn't it? [She smiles] This voice could win the challenge on it's own.

Melody : is that german...?

Ashley : [Walking back with Penny] ...

Penny : H-How are you liking my air umbrella? It's a pretty cool invention, right?

Ashley : [Some water drops down from the tip of her ponytails] ...yes.

Penny : Was so good meeting all my friends again! ^^

Ashley : ...i didn't know you were that lonely.

Penny : Wh- I-I'm not lonely! I have my grandpa, a-and Doris, um-

Ashley : ..the cleaning robot...

Penny : H-Hey! Well... um, okay, maybe Doris IS a cleaning robot, but she's really nice to me, she-

Ashley : ...you programmed her to be that way.

Penny : W-Well, how about you!? You're my friend too! ...R-Right...?

Ashley : ...[She slightly turned her head to Penny and smiled mischievously] an 8 year old...

Penny : I... I guess... but you don't really act like...

Ashley : i don't.

Penny : I was wondering about that, by the way, like, how are-

Ashley : [She turned to her with a unsettling, upset look]

Penny : U-Umm...

Ashley : stop digging around.

Penny : [Kinda taken aback] A... Alright! Well, we're here... Hopefully they're not too mad at me... 

Iris : [Still singing, everyone else's just listening]

Penny : [She opened the door and waved] Hi everyone! I'm ba- [Her eyes widened in shock] HUH!?

Melody : oh hi penny, uh whats up?

Penny : S-STOP! I CAN SING TOO! PLEASE LET ME SHOW YOU!

Peach : Of course, but it would be polite to let Iris-

Penny : [She ran to Iris and yanked the microphone out of her hand]

Iris : Ah! O-Oh, hello there, Penny! Um...

Penny : [She ignored Iris and started singing as best she could]

...

Penny : [When she was done, she put the mic down and asked shakily] W... Well... W-What did you think...?

Daisy : Uhh... well, it's alright... but, Ir-

Penny : [She clenched her fist around the mic and took a shaky breath]

Daisy : ...Iris's better...

[In a sudden fit of rage, Penny threw the microphone towards Iris. The microphone missed, and crashed into the speaker, breaking it and itself. Everyone turned to Penny.]

Peach : P-PENNY!? 

Penny : [Panicked, she rushed out and ran out crying

Peach : Iris, are you okay!? Are you not too shaken?

Iris : I'm... I'm fine, thank you. [She looks to the side, concerned]

Starlow : IRIS'S FINE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HER, WE HAVE A MORE IMPORTANT PROBLEM RIGHT NOW! [She pointed the broken speaker] SHE BROKE OUR SPEAKER! I SPENT SO MUCH TIME PUSHING IT HERE! ALSO, NO ONE'S GONNA HEAR US!

Monika : [She peeked her head through the door] Hello, Night! You're the last team who still did not perform. People are waiting. Please, I urge to do it as soon as possible, preferably right now.

Starlow : ...

Peach : Oh, my...

[Stage Room]

Peach : Umm... hello, everyone!

Dr. Crygor : ...Huh? What'd she say? Mike?

Mike : ...Why do you disrespect your granddaughter this way, Doctor?

Dr. Crygor : Oh, come on, Mike, you have microphones on your head, I know you heard that...

Mike : You haven't cleaned them in months, Doctor.

Dr. Crygor : I suppose that's fair...

Peach : We had a little... incident... before the show, so unfortunately we will have to perform without a speaker...

...

Peach : Well, there is one for Ms. Melody's electric guitar, though it's quite inadapted for a scene...

...

Melody : uhh... no ones hearing you, princess, we probably should just get to it...

Peach : Very fair. Let's play.

[Night starts to play their song.]

...

Mokou : Man, i can't hear shit.

Kaguya : [Sigh] Earthlings are utterly pathetic, even in something as simple as entertaining a crowd...

Mokou : Oh, fuck you, Like it'd be any better on the moon, stuck-up bitch.

Kaguya : How I wish I could bring you to a show back home. You would have stars in your eyes.

Mokou : Yeah, right.

Kaguya : I think I can be quite confident in my statements, as you aren't liking what you see, hm?

Mokou : Y'know what, i think it's awesome, actually. YEAH, GO, PRINCESS PEACH! AND THE OTHERS I GUESS!

Kaguya : Of course, as an earthling, your standards are astonishingly low. [Giggles]

Mokou : [Groans and clenches her fist] The only thing making me not rip your fucking head off right now's that it'd make a scene!

Kaguya : That would be infinitely more entertaining than those pathetic attempts at entertainment, wouldn't it? [She gives Mokou a smug grin to piss her off]

Mokou : UGH! [She roars in anger and grips Kaguya's head]

[A bit later, Cafeteria]

Monika : Alright, everyone performed! This marks the end of the challenge. I have received notes and comments on each of your performances. I will read them, and the two teams that were the least liked will fail this challenge. I see Basil, Penny, Lucas, Kris's Siblings, Ana, and Madeline aren't here. Where are they?

Ninten : Ana's in the treehouse with the kids, they don't wanna get out cuz of the rain and she wanted to check on them. Madeline's sick, No idea about the others 

Monika : How cute, I see. I trust the people close to the missing contestants to report these notes to them?

[Contestants agree]

Monika : Very well. Hyperlink Blocked, you went first, so listen well!

"A classic magic trick, but it's still effective, and entertaining! Maybe I can ask the Mayor about building a stage in town..."

"Is the boy okay...? You didn't actually slice him in half, right? My friend says i'm stupid, but I wanna make sure..."

"If you take my sword without asking again, you're gonna be the one sliced in half!"

"Heh, I know the trick. You're not gonna fool me that easily."

"Too bad it wasn't for real..."

Rosalina : These hardly sound like pertinent comments...

Monika : [Giggles] I might have picked a lot of comments that made me laugh! Anyway, Hyperlink Blocked, your average note was 72/100. Not too bad!

Ness : Hey, that kid's not bad! She's why we won last time, too...

Hat Kid : [Puts her hands on her hips proudly]

Ness : You'll be pretty useful, huh?

Hat Kid : [Looks at him smugly]

Ninten : Think you're the useful one to her...

Monika : Move On, we're reading your notes now. 

"Umm... was something supposed to happen?"

"At least he was cute. Not cute enough to justify him being the performance, though."

"I'm not personally into this avant-garde art stuff... but my boss is, so I guess I have to like it."

"HAH! Little boy too scared to perform. Little boy will run to mama."

"How do you get frozen on stage for so long!? Just step off already!"

Monika : Your average note was 12/100. I'm sorry... I can see things went quite wrong.

Sunny : [Sigh] 

Queen : Bitch I Thought You Could Play Violin

Sunny : ...

Rosalina : This is extremely embarrassing... 

Hoshi : Hey, I did the same thing, once...

Monika : Chaos Canyon, the crowd quite liked your performance. Here's some words that were said about it!

"Someone burned... Fire... <3"

"BOO, BOO! IMMA CHUNK HIM IN THE TRASH! WHEN A RECOVER FROM MA INJ'RIES!"

"Strong men fighting is dumb! Way better to have someone sensible like Toad. Hmph."

"Was violent. Nice. Wish someone died."

"GLORY TO KING BOWSER!"

Monika : 84/100 on average!

Bowser : GWAHAHA! THAT'S THE POWER OF KING KOOPA! 

Dimentio : Quite an useful asset indeed! Oops, my tongue slipped.

Bowser : Eh? What does asset mean?

Monika : Night, it's time to read your notes. You'll need to score at least 72 to be safe. 

Daisy : ...Does it really look like we scored more than 72?

Monika : [Giggles] Guess it doesn't.

"I swear I saw blood splashing behind me..."

"At least the people in the front probably liked it"

"I got arrested before the show, but I have to say, that speaker pushing was hot!"

"Unironically, the speaker being pushed was more exciting."

"The girl playing the guitar was pretty hot. Anyone got her number?"

Monika : [Laughes] Well, Melody, are you going to give your number?

Melody : [Uncomfortable] ...um...

Monika : Your average score was 19/100. This means that Move On and Night will be the ones to send someone home tonight! Hyperlink Blocked and Chaos Canyon, you can relax. 

Starlow : GREAT. UGH.

Peach : Starlow, please...

Starlow : WELL, WE ALL KNOW WHOSE FAULT THIS IS! FUCK THIS. [She stormed off.]

Peach : ...[Sigh] I suppose her anger is justified...

Daisy : Who else are we gonna vote, c'mon, stop being so empathetic or something, Penny made us lose.

Peach : I can't deny that.

Iris : ...

Hat Kid : [Pointing at them and laughing]

Daisy : [Groans] Enjoy your victory again, kiddo...

Hat Kid : [Blows Daisy a raspberry again, and makes ugly faces]

Daisy : Oh, you're such an annoying little shit... [Bites her knuckles]

Hat Kid : [Laughes at the reaction she gets out of her]

Frisk : [They opened the door, panicked] K-Kris! Kris... [Sob]

Kris : huh...? frisk, you okay? [They got up to check on them]

Frisk : K-Kris... I- I made your phone fall in the hot tub... [Sob] P-Please don't be mad!

Kris : [Startied] what..? f-frisk, why the hell-

Frisk : I-IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I'm so sorryy!! [They started to tear up]

Kris : [Panicks a little] i-its alright, frisk, please dont cry... [They put their hand on Frisk's head] please...

Frisk : [Sniff] C-Come see... [They looked down in shame]

Kris : o-okay... [They opened the door and started walking to Night's hot tub] how'd this even happen...? [Trying to not show their frustration]

Frisk : [Fidgeting] ...

Kris : [They leaned over the hot tub, and looked at the bottom] ...

...i don't see-

Ana : *PUSH*

Kris : OUGH-! >< [They fell in the tub headfirst, then went back up completely soaked] FUCK! WHAT THE HELL!?

Chara : [Pointing and laughing] HAH! GET FUCKED!

Ana : Language!

Chara : [Groans and crosses their arms] ...whatever...

Ana : You should've seen your face, Kris! [Giggles]

Kris : huh...?

Ana : [Giggling] Oh, I just... got some payback, you know? You can't expect to not be pranked back.

Kris : oh [Chuckles] i guess thats fair...

Frisk : [Sobbing] I-I'M SORRY, KRIS! CHARA TOLD ME TO DO IT! I HAVE TO OBEY THEM! I-I WON'T LIE TO YOU AGAIN EVER EVER EVER!

Kris : its fine, frisk, dw, im not mad [They smiled at them]

Frisk : [Sniff, smiles too] Y-You're the best big sibling ever...

Ana : I-It was something me and Chara thought up, though I expected Chara to tell you themselves... nir involve Frisk...

Chara : It was smart! What if Kris got mad? They would hit Frisk, not me!

Kris : I-I WOULDN'T HIT FRISK!

Chara : I WOULD!

Kris : s-so, my phone...

Ana : Don't worry, it's here! [She holds it out] I didn't look through it, if you were wondering...

Kris : ... thank god...

Ana : [Uncomfortable] Please, don't use the Lord's name in vain...

Kris : ...sorry

Chara : Eugh, she's just like mom...

Ana : Oh, your mom is religious, Kris?

Kris : a lot, but lets talk when im dry

Ana : Of course! Sorry...

[Night Time!]

[Girls' Cabin]

Peach : ...Can you update me on the state of the documents, Toad?

Toad : Of course! Nobody has tried to obtain your documents yet, my Princess! There is not a thing to be concerned for.

Peach : Thank you. I can trust you have not tried to do so yourself?

Toad : You can trust me, my Princess! I understand the consequences I would receive, and the peril it would cause the Mushroom Kingdom.

Peach : Very well. I put my trust in you in this important duty. Do not disappoint me.

Toad : I won't, my Princess! [He got in a salute pose]

Daisy : [Opens the door and peeks in from outside] Peach, it's elimination time, c'mon

Peach : Ah, I'm sorry. I'm coming right this second. [She gets up and walks out the door]

Daisy : [Walks to her side] So... what are those papers even about anyway? Why'd you bring them with you if it's that important that no one else reads them?

Peach : To watch over them! I feel they're safer here with me than in the Mushroom Kingdom when i'm not here. Especially considering the state of it currently... Also, um, I can't tell you...

Daisy : Aw, c'mon, BFF's and I can't even know any of your secrets [Giggles]

Peach : Daisy, you're very dear to me... but some responsibilities as a ruler come before friendship...

Daisy : Yea, I was joking, dw about it. Weird to put national secrets in the hands of like... a single toad, tho

Peach : [Sigh] It's all I had...

Toad : ...[Sighs heavily, he was super tense] Agh... 

Toadette : You okay, Toad?

Toad : Yeah, I just always get tense when I talk to the Princess... ...[He get startled and looks at her] What the hell are you doing here!?

Toadette : [Pouty, crosses her arms] Thanks for the warm welcome...

Toad : T-This isn't an Island you can just swim to! How did you...

Toadette : I dunno, I just got invited to some stage room by the show, and I knew you were in it so I thought you'd perform! You didn't come to say hi, so I went to see if you were backstage or something... and the backstage door lead to here!

Toad : [Sigh] Well, that's cool, but you can't stay here if you're not a contestant or staff, I'm only here because they don't wanna go through the trouble of going against the Princess...

Toadette : Pft, don't worry your pretty little head, I got a job here! I got hired as a maid to keep everything clean, look at my dress, it's so cute! [She made a little spin to make her maid dress flow]

Toad : [He looked at her and blushed a little] ...

Toadette : Isn't it adorableee~? [Giggles]

Toad : [Groans and looks away in embarrassment] ...Kind of...

Toadette : [Holds her cheeks in glee] Thank youuu~

Toad : [Still looking away] ...

Toadette : [She climbs on Peach's bed and splays out on it] Aaah... ,'D

Toad : W-What are you doing?

Toadette : Just collapsing a little... [She hugged the pillow]

Toad : T-That's the Princess's bed, Toadette!! 

Toadette : [She side-eyes him with bedroom eyes] What if we kissed on the Princess's bed~?

Toad : I-I can't get on this bed! I have to respect the Princess's private spaces!

Toadette : [She pouted and rolled her eyes, her gaze falls on the bag with the documents] Oh, yeah, you came here to defend some papers right?

Toad : Yeah... the Princess needs them to be read by no one else. It came dangerously close before I was here...

Toadette : Wanna read them? [Giggles]

Toad : N-NO! They're private! We shouldn't read them, that'd just cause us problems!

Toadette : C'monnn, I know you wanna find out what's in there~

Toad : A-A bit... but the Princess told me I shouldn't! I have to respect the Princess's wishes!

Toadette : [Groans] Uggghh, it's always the Princess with you! Princess Princess Princess! [Rolling over] You've got a way more accessible cute girl just dyinnggg to be your girlfriend and you don't wannaaa...  [Sits on the edge of the bed] You just keep chasing the Princess like she cares at all...

Toad : M-MY DEVOTION TO THE PRINCESS ISN'T RELATED TO BEING ATTRACTED TO HER AT ALL!

Toadette : [Glares at him] Suuure it isn't.

Toad : Mind your own business!

Toadette : [Sigh] Right...

Toad : [He goes back to facing away from the bed, upset. After a little bit, he glances back at Toadette and sees she's looking down in sadness. He feels kinda guilty] ... [He quickly looks to see if anyone else is here, then he steps back and sits on the bed next to Toadette] ...

Toadette : [She's kinda surprised, she lifts her head up and looks at him. She gives a cute smile]

Toad : [Looks away a bit, embarassed] ...

Toadette : [Giggles quietly]

Ninten : [Climbs up the treehouse ladder, his head peeks out from the entrance] Hey, dude

Kris : ...oh hey, what's up?

Ninten : Nothing much... there's just some, uh, problem going on at the boy's cabin, so i came here

Kris : you can come no problem

Ninten : Nice [He climbs fully and walks into the treehouse] Heard about the stuff that happened with Ana, sorry about it...

Kris : [Chuckles] dw lol, it was really funny...

Ninten : Oh, okay, well, I thought you were mad so...

Kris : im not, but i gotta follow the rules

Ninten : ...what rules?

Kris : the code... you know what pranking back means, right?

Ninten : ...

Kris : its a declaration... a declaration of war! im afraid its time for the prank war to start... [They grinned menacingly] where is she?

Ninten : She's in the shower rn, you got an idea?

Kris : oh fuck yea

[Bathrooms]

Ana : [Showering and singing] I believe in make-belieeeve~ Fairy tales and lucky chaaarms, aaand~ I believe in promiseees~ Spoken as you cross your heaaart, ohhh~ I believe in skies forever blue~ Why shouldn't I believe the same in youuu~?

Kris : [They sneak in the bathrooms with a knife, chuckling]

Ninten : [Following behind them, chuckling too, he whispers] she's adorable when she's scared...

Kris : [Whispers back] and really funny too...

Ninten : yeah... just don't open the curtains too much...

Kris : [They nod, and get in position]

Ana : You may say I'm a foool~ Feeling the way that I dooo~ You can call me Pollyanna, say I'm crazy as a loon~ I believe in silver linings and that's why, I believe in youuu~ [She notices a shadow through the shower curtain] Huh...?

Kris : [Opens the curtains a little and passes their arm through the gap, brandishing a knife]

[In the distance, a scream is heard]

Starlow : ...What the hell was that?

Sunny : [shrug]

Monika : Let's not worry about it. While we wait for Night!'s missing members, Move On, you're all present, right?

Hoshi : Yes, Ms. Monika! Everyone's here!

Monika : Lovely! Oh, there's Daisy and Peach!

Peach : Hello, everyone. I apologize for my late arrival, I had some business to attend to. Let's do the elimination.

Monika : I understand Madeline is sick, but aren't you still missing Penny?

Daisy : ...I thought someone else was on it, I don't even know where she is

Peach : I must say... I don't know where Penny is either. She kind of, just, ran away... And I haven't seen her since...

Iris : ...

Monika : I would very much rather do this with her. Please, if anyone knows where she is, go fetch her. If she's unfindable, I suppose we'll go without her...

Iris : I will go find her. I think I have a good idea where she is. [She gets up and starts walking away]

Peach : I will accompany you, Iris, I-

Iris : I appreciate the sentiment, Peachy, but I want to go alone...

Peach : Are you sure...? Penny is quite upset at you specifically, and...

Iris : I'm sure, Peachy, don't worry! This is between me and her... I'll be right back! [She smiled at Peach, then continued walking away]

Peach : Oh, stay safe...

Bowser : [Banging on the Boy's cabin door] OPEN IT! GET OUT!! IT'S POURING OUT HERE!!

Dimentio : ...This is ridiculous...

Bowser : WHY DON'T YOU TELEPORT IN AND TELL THAT GIRL TO GET THE FUCK OUT AND LET US IN!?

Dimentio : Teleporting a couple inches to pass a door? That's a frivolous waste of magic! Also, I find the situation quite humorous.

Bowser : [Groans, and resumes banging on the door] GET. OUT. OF. HERE!! I'M GONNA BURN THIS DOOR DOWN!

Dimentio : Please do not. That would burn the whole cabin down as well...

Bowser : Well, uh... I'LL BREAK IT OPEN!

Dimentio : Do you want to spend the rest of the game without a door?

Bowser : [Roars in fury]

Iris : Excuse me?

Bowser : [Stops roaring] ...Hm?

Iris : May I have a go at it? 

Bowser : Uh... SURE! [He steps away] GET US IN!

Iris : [She steps in, and gets out a little gadget from her backpack. She puts it on the keyhole and fidgets a bit, and the door clicks open]

Bowser : WOAH! FINALLY, WE'RE IN!!

Iris : [She opens the door a bit, gets in, then locks it again]

Bowser : WH- HEY!! COME ON!!

Penny : [Sitting curling up on herself against a wall] ...[She looks up at Iris] What do you want...?

Iris : [She walks towards Penny] Hi, Penny...  Um...

Penny : ...

Iris : ...[Sits next to her] You've... had a lot on your mind, haven't you?

Penny : [Looks down] Please... go away.

Iris : ...Penny... what's going on...?

Penny : ...

Iris : ...Please... I-I know you don't like me, but I don't get it... I was excited to have a friend like you, who's also a great inventor... what am I doing wrong...?

Penny : Y-You know very well what's happening! Stop act- [She glances at Iris, and sees she's crying] Huh...?

Iris : ...[She gets out an Infuser] I-I tried to make a blend you'd like... I was really sad when you didn't like it last time... I-If that's why you didn't want to be friends, please, give me a second chance... I made this one just for you...

Penny : ...[Looks down] ...F...Fine. I'll try it... [She grabbed the infuser, and took a sip] ...

Iris : [She stared at Penny, really concerned if she likes it] ...

Penny : ... It's...

Iris : [She was really stressed out, waiting impatiently]

Penny : ...[She thought about saying it was bad again] ...[She started to tear up] I... I can't...

Iris : Huh...?

Penny : ...I-It's really good, Iris... I-It's probably the best drink I've had... [Sobbing]

Iris : [She lightened up and got excited] T-Thank you so much! A-Are we friends now...?

Penny : [Pained sigh] Y-You know... I... really liked your first drink too...

Iris : ...Huh?

Penny : I... I just... I pretended I didn't like it... [Crying more] 

Iris : ...?

Penny : ...I-I'm sorry...

Iris : B-But why...?

Penny : ... Earlier... you were really excited to show your invention... a-and you kept saying how much better it was than mine... I-I got really hurt... and I just... wanted you to feel like that too...

Iris : [Concerned and guilty] I- I just wanted to help you! I-I didn't know... [Looks down]

Penny : I-I know! But... u-um... seeing you come in... and be better than me at my dream... I-It really made me feel worthless! I was being destroyed by a 10 year old... [Sob] It was just so humiliating...

Iris : ...[Feeling really guilty] ...

Penny : It hurt, but... I thought I could still be the best singer! ...But of course you sing like an angel... People liked you over me... [Sigh] You're better than me at everything I strive for! I'm not a great scientist or a great singer, a little girl is better than me, I'm worthless...

Iris : W-Worthless? Penny, you're amazing! 

Penny : ...Compared to you, I'm a failure...

Iris : Penny, do you think anyone else could've invented the Jet Tank 1? On their own!? And how do you think Daisy sings? I listened to you sing, and it was awesome! I don't know if she could do better...

Penny : Mmmhnn...

Iris : You're much better than pretty much everyone around you! They can only dream of having half the talent and dedication you have, Penny! And you do it all without powers! Without anyone else!

Penny : How about you...?

Iris : I... I was born rich, Penny. I was born with pretty much all the wealth anyone could ever need! I was born around the right people! I mean, my dad is Sherlock Holmes! EVERYTHING is easier with money, and connections... I'm 10 years old, but that's meaningless, you're barely older than that... I had my life handed to me on a silver platter, Penny... You got to your level all on your own! If you were born with all the advantages I got, you'd probably be leagues above even my level...

Penny : ...Really...?

Iris : Yes! And, I-I think you could tell, but I'm not exactly from this time... I'm not supposed to be here... I'm supposed to have been gone for almost a century. You're the best singer-scientist of your era! NO ONE born after the 1800's can be even argued to be better than you!

Penny : [She started to grin involuntarily hearing that] Mhh.. [Giggling]

Iris : I bet that cheered you up, didn't it? [Giggles]

Penny : Yeah... Thanks, Iris. I'm really sorry, about...

Iris : No worries! I'm really sorry about making you feel like that too...

Penny : It's okay, I'm not gonna hold it against a kid! We should just... go to the elimination, they're waiting...

Iris : O-Oh, umm... Penny... You're very likely... to...

Penny : Yeah, I know, but I guess I deserve it, like, I was jealous of a little girl so bad I tried to hit her... And it made the team lose. Like... I deserve it. I can't really do anything else...

Iris : ...

Penny : Don't worry! There's always next time! I'll get back up~

Iris : I-If you say so, Penny! [Smiles] Let's go!

Penny : Yeah!

[They opened the door again, and finally got out.]

Bowser : [Holding a hammer, stops mid-swing] ...Uhh... Hi girls! ...

...

[Elimination Ceremony]

Monika : Hello! It's finally time for the elimination ceremony. You both know how this works by now, so we will start with Night. Please go vote in the confessional!

[The members of Night! all go vote in the confessional]

Monika : Great! I'll proceed with reading the votes. First vote... Penny.

[Static]

Peach : Umm...this still leads to the stage room...? The crowd is still here... This isn't much of a confessional anymore, is it? Do I have to?

Monika : Don't worry about it! Just do it, please.

Peach : ...Well... Alright... [She writes on her paper, then shows it to the crowd] I'm voting Penny, as her outburst was a serious hit to our chances of winning.

[Crowd Cheers]

[Static]

Penny : [She takes it well, just staying politely on her seat]

Monika : Second vote... Ashley.

[Static]

Iris : [Shows her vote for Ashley] I don't wanna vote for Penny... and Ashley is really scary to me...

[Static]

Ashley : [Looks straight at Iris, her eyes hidden behind her hair]

Iris : [Clings onto Peach's dress] ><...

Monika : Third vote... ...A lot of names...? I recognize some of these...

[Static]

[The crowd is chanting to vote Penny. Ashley is standing silently on the stage, looking down at them in disgust.]

[Static]

Ashley : ...

Monika : Fourth vote... Blank. Madeline is absent, and excused. Every other vote is for a single person. And that person, the one leaving tonight is... Penny. I'm sorry, Penny, it's time to go.

Penny : [She gets up, and takes her defeat in stride, walking to the Boat of Losers. She turns to her team] Not surprising... I'm really sorry for what happened earlier, and for what I did in general... Me and Iris made up, so, hopefully it goes better next time! Thanks for having me, team :D!

Peach : I'm sorry, Penny...

Starlow : Good riddance!

Monika : Let's move on to Move On! Confessional, please!

[...]

Monika : Okay, time to reveal the votes. First vote... Sunny.

[Static]

Ribbon : [Shows her vote for Sunny] ...I mean, come on...

[Static]

Sunny : ...[Sigh]

Monika : Second vote... Sunny.

[Static]

Queen : [Holding her vote for Sunny] He Can't Even Play Violin LMAO To Push Someone Down The Stairs Tho He Knows That

[Static]

Sunny : [Puts his cheek on his hand] ...

Monika : Third vote... Queen.

[Static]

Sunny : [Holding his vote for Queen] ...i wasnt ready...

[Static]

Queen : Whoever Did That You Have No Taste And You Are Gay

Sunny : [Nodding]

Monika : Fourth vote... Sunny. You have 3 out of 5 votes, so you're out. I'm sorry, Sunny.

[Static]

Rosalina : It pains me to vote a clearly troubled child... but Sunny has not done... anything helpful since the start of the game. He has spent quite a long time as a sitting duck in his bed... and presented himself as volunteer to perform only to do nothing. I'm sorry...

[Static]

Hoshi : [Shows her vote for herself] I don't wanna vote anyone :(

[Static]

Sunny : [Groans, and just gets up, walking to the boat of losers]

Queen : Get Fucked Emo Boy

Monika : Alright! The people eliminated are Penny and Sunny. They were 24, and now they're 22. W-

Nastasia : Ms. Monika! Hold on!

Monika : Huh?

Nastasia : I'm afraid to say 2 of our contestants have been disqualified today. I've received complaints from another contestant, and i've been convinced that they're a danger to the competition.

Monika : I see, who are they, Nastasia?

Nastasia : Ness and Lucas. I have brought them here.

Ness : This is bullshit! What the hell happened? Who told you we were dangerous?

Nastasia : [Brings up her glasses] I cannot divulge that information to you.

Ness : COME ON! YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT!

Lucas : ...I told you this show was the worst.

Nastasia : Boat of Losers, please. Ness, you have caused the most injuries out of any other contestant, and are the indirect cause for a death on set. Lucas, you cannot keep screaming about how you hate the show in the episodes. It's dangerous to let someone who wants to destroy the show keep getting around in it.

[Ness storms off into the Boat of Losers, Lucas follows him]

Nastasia : Thank you.

Basil : [Running in, arms open and smiling] SUNNYYYYY!! [He jumps on Sunny and hugs him] I've done it! They won't hurt you anymore!

Sunny : ...what are you talking about?

Basil : Ness and Lucas! They won't hurt you anymore! I made the hosts realize how they're nothing but a danger to you and the show! They're disqualified!

Ness : WHAT THE HELL? IT WAS YOU!?

Sunny : ... that's where you were?

Basil : Yes! I was talking with Nastasia! 

Sunny : i got eliminated

Basil : [His smile fades] ...huh...?

Sunny : i thought you'd help me do a performance, you didnt come and i froze up on stage... i made the team lose and now im eliminated 

Basil : N-NO! WH...WHY?

Sunny : where the hell did you get ness and lucas wanting to hurt me anyway? theyre my friends

Basil : M-MONIKA TOLD ME! A-AND- 

Monika : [I giggled adorably] Oops, maybe I jumped to conclusions...

Basil : HUH!? N-NESS! HE THREW A DART IN YOUR EYE THIS MORNING!

Ness : WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I DIDNT SEE YOU ALL DAMN DAY! I DIDNT TOUCH A DART IN YEARS!

Ana : [She runs in, completely exhausted] Ha... Ha...

Sunny : ...Ana?

Ana : I-I'm sorry, I was showering to be clean to assist the elimination... b-but something happened and... I missed it...

Sunny : its fine...

Ana : M-My boyfriend Ninten broke your prosthetic, right...? I'm... really sorry... He can be so destructive...

Sunny : i mean... whatever... its just expensive...

Ana : I-I was getting to it... [She gets out a bunch of money, and gives it to Sunny] H-Here... This should cover the cost... at least a good part.

Sunny : umm...?

Ana : This... is my savings. I brought them just in case... but this is a better use for them. Please, take them ><! I don't want you to pay so much money because of us...

Sunny : [He takes them, kinda shocked] t...thanks...

Basil : NINTEN!? W-WHO-

Ana : Oh! It's... my boyfriend. Soon to be husband! [Giggles]

Basil : [Looks back at Ness, shocked]

Ness : YOU MORON!

Basil : I-IM SORRY! WAIT! NASTASIA, I-I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID! PLEASE DONT ELIMINATE SUNNY! AND MY FRIENDS!

Nastasia : I'm sorry, Basil, I can't cancel Sunny's elimination, he has been voted out. And I'm not disqualifying Ness and Lucas based on your feelings, but on the facts you brought up. Lucas is a danger to the show and Ness keeps causing injuries. For that, they're getting disqualified. I can't forget what you brought to my attention.

Basil : [Stands there, distraught] ...

Hoshi : I'm sorry for the losers... [Genuinely concerned, she goes up to Ness and tries to hug him]

Ness : [He pushes her away] I'm not in the mood.

Hoshi : O-Oh... [She tries to hug Lucas]

Lucas : [Pushes her away violently] Go away!

Hoshi : A-Agh- I'm sorry...! [She tries to hug Sunny, but he steps back]

Sunny : i dont like getting touched...

Hoshi : T-That's fine... [She tries to hug Penny... and she succeeds] ...

Penny : ...[She hugs Hoshi back] ,')

Hoshi : ...Mmmh... [Comfy]

Penny : [She tries to pull away, but Hoshi keeps her]

Hoshi : P-Please! It's the first time someone hugs me back...

Penny : Ah... [She feels kinda bad, and keeps hugging her tightly]

[A little bit after, the losers are all on the boat]

Monika : Boat of Losers, start~!

[The Boat of Losers start drifting away. Basil is just looking at it go, while everyone else disperses around the island to their usual activities]

Basil : ...no...

[Boat of Losers, in the distance]

Penny : I guess I'm doing my final confessional! Um... this game was a lot of fun, and I met a lot of people! I did... things, but... I won't do them next time! Yeah! Learning from your mistake, that's the Penny way! Wanna say something, Sunny?

Sunny : it couldnt have been worse

Ness : ...

Lucas : ...

Ness : ...

Lucas : ...I'm sorry, Ness

Ness : Huh...?

Lucas : ...I really hated the show, but now, because of me, we're both gone... I dragged you into it...

Ness : N-No! It's not your fault... I got disqualified because I caused a death, remember?

Lucas : ...Still... they think of us as a duo... If I wasn't like that, they maybe wouldn't have considered getting us out as much...

Ness : W-Well... It's still fine... I really pushed you, I mean, I basically told you to keep being bullied for money, that's fucked up...

Lucas : ...

Ness : I prioritized the game over you, I guess... I'm sorry for that!

Lucas : It's fine, Ness... I get what you were doing... please, don't blame yourself... [He hugged Ness] I-I love you, Ness...

Ness : [He hugged Lucas back] I love you too, Luke...

Monika : And we finish on quite the romantic moment~! They were 24, and now they're 20! The cast is shrinking by the second, and it will keep doing so! Just to clarify, no more replacement contestants. But which ones will be the next to go? Keep watching to figure out! You'll see the answer, and more compelling drama, on the next episode of Total Drama: Crossover of the Stars~! [I winked, showing my charm]

Basil : [Looking at the boat in the distance, crying] ...

Monika : Aww, someone just lost everything~

Basil : Y...YOU LIED TO ME!

Monika : Lied? Oh, dear, I was simply trying to help you! I thought I was telling the truth. It isn't my fault you jumped to such measures...

Basil : B-But...

Monika : Poor Ness, Lucas, and Sunny... all robbed out of the million because of you... Poor Ana lost quite a bit of money as well...

Basil : T-THAT'S NOT MY FAULT! 

Monika : Oh, it is. Sunny wouldn't have needed to replace his prosthetic if he didn't lose his eye... and, oh, who removed it again... oh, that's right! You claim to protect Sunny, when you inflicted such a painful and horrible injury on him~! [I giggled maliciously] 

Basil : I... I was t-trying to-

Monika : It doesn't matter what you were trying to do. Don't you get it? Your presence alone makes the lives of everyone around you worse. Imagine how much better off everyone would be if you weren't there to mess everything up?

Basil : ...I...

Monika : Well, I have some business I must attend to. Goodbye! [Basil blinked, and I wasn't there when his eyes reopened.]

Basil : [Looking down, overwhelmed with guilt and shame] ...

Melody : [She walks to her bed, and sees Madeline is sleeping in it] heh, cute... [Giggles, she gets into her bed next to Madeline] goodnight, maddy~

[She closes her eyes, and drifts off to sleep]

[Middle of the Night]

Bobby : [Sitting at the dock] ...

Mari : [She walks in from behind, and sits next to him] Hey, Bobby!

Bobby : ...hey, mari...

Mari : What's wrong...? You're being, like... melancholic...

Bobby : ...[Sigh] nothing... i guess i still didn't really accept that... yknow... i'm dead and all.

Mari : Ohh... Yeah, it's... hard.

Bobby : [He looks at the horizon] it's not just hard for me... i'm just thinking about... my wife. she still doesn't know... she's still waiting for me to come back... 

Mari : Oh, I-I didn't think about that...

Bobby : ...when i wasn't serving my duties in the koopa army, i was mostly... sailing. i loved the sea. i loved it so much i guess i kinda... forgot i loved my wife too. i never really spent time with her...

Mari : ...[She looks down, concerned] ...

Bobby : and when i finally didn't have work and wasn't sailing anymore... i went away to do a gameshow on an island... and now i'm never coming back. i died without even remembering who she was... 

Mari : ...I'm... sorry...

Bobby : i've been a failure of a husband... and ill never be able to make things right... all i want is to say sorry, even if i know she wouldn't forgive me...

Mari : ...[She just didn't know what to say, uncomfortably trying to come up with something to cheer him up]

Bobby : ...[Sigh] what am i doing? you only existed for 19 years... and really, you're still a 15 year old girl. i shouldn't be bothering you with an old bomb's regrets, i know you've got your own. i'm sorry.

Mari : It's fine... I'm really sorry about yours... they sound intense.

Bobby : nothing i can do now...

Hoshi : [She pulls up a book, and a video on her phone, and starts practicing] One, Two, Three~ One Two, Three~ OK, Don't Mind~ Hey, You Can do~!

Mimi : [Leans over from her bed] What the hell are you doing!?

Hoshi : H-Hi! I-I just need to practice my cheerleading routines, f-for when I become friends back with my-

Mimi : Shut the fuck up! People are trying to sleep!

Hoshi : B-But I have to practice!

Mimi : I don't care! Go do it outside if you need to!

Hoshi : I-It's raining... b-but, okay-

Mimi : Don't care! [She jumps out of bed and pushes Hoshi out the door, then slams it shut]

Hoshi : [She starts to practice, then realizes she didn't bring her book, or an umbrella] H-Hey! Hold on! [She tries to open the door, but it's locked]

...

[She fiddles with the handle again]

Mimi : [Went back to sleep]

Hoshi : U-Um... hehe... ^^"... [She stands there, getting soaked]

...

...I'm cold...