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It wasn't a very conventional fetish, but it definitely pleased Ted. It was known that Ted had stopped streaming so much, he'd tried to do a comeback stream but honestly he didn't see that working out so instead, he came up with a much more enjoyable way to spend his time!!
He shuts the bathroom door behind him, clicking the lock incase for some apparent reason someone walked into his apartment searching for him. While he made many public appearances, and was well liked, he just found himself enjoying this much better. Ted drops his pants, leaving him in only his boxers and sweatshirt as he clicks the camera on.
He didn't care to blur his face, he'd be flattered if someone he knew saw this. Angling the camera to focus on the sink, where he coincidentally had a blender plugged into the outlet near the light switch. It's unknown what his intentions are yet, simply dropping some frozen fruits into the mix and adding a little ice cream, something so innocent that honestly just made it seem like he was showing off some quick and easy milkshake recipe, oh how that was so far from the truth. Ted smiles at the camera despite his face not being very visible and presses down on the button that makes the blender come to life.
He waits for it to get a certain consistency, creamy but there's definitely still chunks of fruit still visible. He unplugs it entirely, pouring himself a nice big glass of the thick substance he'd just whipped up, placing a straw in to top it all off. It was a light pink color, due to the fact the mixture consisted of strawberries, blueberries and a little banana to add a little thickness. He nudges it around with the straw before he begins taking a few testing sips, humming in satisfaction at the taste.
It was all a show, he slowly downs the fruity beverage, showing his clean cup off to the camera before setting it aside, tilting the lense towards the shower with a little smirk on his face. This was his favorite part, why else would he be drinking that? He turns away from the camera, easing his hands over his ass and flaunting a bit, toying with the hem of his boxers teasingly before tugging them down, continuing to run large hands over his hips and even tease a finger over his hole. Ted stops after a moment, getting himself a bit riled up always helped with this part.
Ted sits on the floor of the shower, opening his legs so the camera got a good view of his cock and a slight glimpse of his ass, he puts two fingers together, the rest going into a fist as he opens his mouth, sliding the digits over his tongue and choking a bit as they hit the back of his throat. He coughs once, twisting his fingers against his uvula and gagging once again, he knew his limits so it wouldn't take long to get to where he wanted.
There are tears in Ted's eyes, letting out a final harsh gag before warm bile floods from his lips, coating his sleeve, the front of his sweatshirt and even a little on his cock. He pants breathlessly when his fingers are finally out of his mouth, little red and purple chunks decorate the front of his sweater, making him look extremely messied. A hand drenched in drool and bile goes to lazily stroke his cock, painfully erect at this point as he touches himself with his own filth covered hands. "Ohhfuckk~" Ted whines pathetically, eyes rolling back a bit as he continues to use the moisture to get himself off.
Of course this wouldn't be any fun if he just came from one go? He tears his hand away from his cock, bottom lip quivering as he sits up a bit and shoves his fingers into his mouth again, this time it's a little less effort since it really wasn't that difficult to trigger his gag reflex after puking the first time. The moment Ted's fingers hit his uvula a smaller stream of vomit flows from his lips, reeling forwards a bit as it splatters on the shower floor. He moans, throat stinging from the constant abuse as he tugs his sweatshirt off finally, rubbing his messied fingers over his chest to really lather himself up in his own mess.
He's crying at this point, not from any pain or even tears of joy, simply his body's reaction to so much abuse. Ted's face is bright red, hand going to again tease his now very hard cock, relaxing his head against the wall as he touches his dick very vaguely, soft pumps here and there but not enough to stimulate him further than maybe a little spark. Ted whimpers, he needs more, but he again had to prolong this, the relief would be worth it.
Ted rakes his fingers through the mess of bile on the floor of the shower, scooping up more to this time rub over his thighs, the smell burned his nose horribly but that only seemed to make him more excited, covering himself in his own filth to further the mess he was now. After a while of this the bile grows cold, which was inevitable but made him shiver with discomfort, goosebumps covering his arms making the hairs stand on end. He sits up a bit, deciding he was done with the teasing and needed to get off, but it never was as simple as that.
He turned on the shower which was disappointing but the stench was getting overwhelming, and the hot water that dripped from the shower head only intensified it, almost having a sort of greenhouse effect that made his eye's sting horribly. Ted's expressive with his discomfort (since frankly that was a kind of turn on in itself) as the vomit runs off his body in the flow of the water, rubbing himself to help get it off. He wasn't looking to get an infection during this part, even if the display would be hot he still wanted to be comfortable after this!!
Ted gets most of the puke off, chunks going down the drain as he leans against the shower wall once again, this time standing and arching his back towards the camera, giving a pretty view of his ass. He'd left that part untouched, since again he didn't want any horrible pain afterwards. Ted's hand drifts to behind him, sliding down his waist sensually as he presses two fingers against his hole, moaning to himself as he presses them further in, pretending they belonged to a perverted partner as he fingers himself open.
He arches further, pumping the digits that originally had been abusing his throat in and out of his ass and letting out pretty little whines as he did so. Ted's other hand wraps around his cock, gritting his teeth as he strokes himself at the same pace his fingers are sliding in and out of him, he was so close already it didn't take long for his vision to go white, painting the wall of the shower with spurts of hot cum that quickly flowed down the drain, the waves of his orgasm causing him to moan all pretty, whimpering and panting as he comes down from his high.
He turns the camera off and resumes his shower, squirting a little body wash onto his loofa and very deeply scrubbing every inch of his body that he knew the bile had touched. Ted calms down a bit now, washing his hair before stepping out of the shower, the bathroom having a much more pleasant scent now that it was all said and done. He dries off and puts his equipment away and tucks his dirtied laundry into a basket to be cleaned later as he goes to his computer to clean up the footage and post.
Ted's clicking through his browsers, now dressed in comfy clothing given it was late at night, sipping on his water happily to ease the bitter feeling he'd have after that, satisfied with what he'd done that night.
Until he receives a dm from a good friend that throws him for a bit of a loop.