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{ Welcome, User [BaconWaffles] }
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{ BaconWaffles added Ashswag , Branzy , and ClownPierce , and 20+ People to the chat }
BaconWaffles: WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
BaconWaffles: THAT FUCKING WORKED
BaconWaffles: @everyone
BaconWaffles: @everyone
BaconWaffles: @everyone
BaconWaffles: @everyone
BaconWaffles: @everyone
Ashswag: oh my GOD stop spamming
BaconWaffles: NO FUCKING WAY
Midmysticx: Who the hell are you and how did you get my number?
MinuteTech: ^^^
BaconWaffles: Idk I just found this phone and it had a bunch of numbers saved on it
BaconWaffles: I was dicking around bc there’s no way service works BUT IT DID
BaconWaffles: But now Im here so hows life for you guys
Poafa: curntly dyig but m doing wel :)
BaconWaffles: O shit
BaconWaffles: gl
YeahJaron: WHAT
YeahJaron: He’s DYING and you just say GL???
BaconWaffles: The air is contaminated with radioactivity Im pretty sure everyone is slowly dying
Ashswag: i wish that were true
YeahJaron: No it isn’t?????
BaconWaffles: Pics or it didn’t happen
{ YeahJaron sent image: FreshAir.png }
BaconWaffles: WHAT THE FUCK
MinuteTech: Why are you in a forest?
BaconWaffles: YOURE SKY IS BLUE ????
YeahJaron: 1. I was hunting for Big Foot
YeahJaron: 2. WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY SKY IS BLUE?
Midmysticx: Oh great, we got a cryptid hunter.
Ashswag: who the hell hunts big foot these days
{ BaconWaffles sent image: NoBlueSky.png }
MinuteTech: Now that’s a big difference. I don’t even know a city with a sky like that.
Midmysticx: Where are you?
BaconWaffles: Idk, Im in a very big wasteland though
YeahJaron: We can see that. What country are you in?
BaconWaffles: Uhhhhh somewhere in North America. Its kind of hard to tell where when all the signs were destroyed after the nukes
MinuteTech: After the WHAT
BaconWaffles: The nukes?? Like in high school where they drilled MAD in your head? It happened
BaconWaffles: Are you stuck in a fallout shelter? Those nukes dropped ages ago
Midmysticx: This may come to a shock to you, but I’m pretty sure none of us are in a world where ANY nukes dropped.
YeahJaron: I had to deal with a slime creature that was made of radioactive sludge but there hasn’t been a full on nuke dropping
MinuteTech: I’m not even going to comment on that, but yeah I literally stopped a nuke launching two days ago.
BaconWaffles: HUH?
MinuteTech: Crazy, also very classified but from current information I’ve deduced that we’re all from different worlds.
BaconWaffles: I meant that you guys dont live in a deserted wasteland
BaconWaffles: I finally get into contact with people and the first thing I learn is that im the ONLY one suffering
Ashswag: think again
Ashswag: try beating being stuck in a goddamn time loop
Midmysticx: The more we talk, the more I think that the different dimensions theory is right.
Ashswag: well, what do you guys do
YeahJaron: I’m a paranormal investigator!
Midmysticx: PI. I predominately solve missing cases.
Ashswag: @MinuteTech u?
MinuteTech: Fuck it
MinuteTech: I’m a part of the FBI. Currently dealing with foreign affairs.
Ashswag: ooo thats pretty cool
Poafa: Hi, I’m back. Currently in a safehouse.
Poafa: Nice to know that you guys aren’t some random people wanting to kill me.
Midmysticx: Good to know?
YeahJaron: Oh yeah, you’re the guy that said you were dying earlier. How did that go?
Poafa: I got away from the cult trying to sacrifice me to Cthulhu
MinuteTech: What
YeahJaron: CTHULHU IS REAL???