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Part 2 of Our stupid ass shitposts
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Published:
2023-09-04
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2023-09-08
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419
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2/?
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Gloves needs a quick release

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Summary:

What am I doing

Notes:

I'm so sorry for making tjis

Chapter 1: Placeholder

Chapter Text

Well, bud it's like this. This feller is the same as a male honeybee. True, drones (male honeybees) have huge eyes to scope out the potential virgin Queen. Otherwise this guy is standard drone material. Big ole' honkin' muscles. Huge dick instead of a sting. Loud and noisy. Also cannot feed himself. Must be fed by female workers. On the outside chance he gets to mate his dick breaks off and he dies. In the fall after he has outlived his usefulness he's not stung to death just removed from the hive to starve.

Chapter 2

Summary:

Uhhhh hmm uhh this is an interesting Gloves fanfic

Notes:

This is a joke please don't raise your pitchforks at me coroika fandom

Chapter Text

It was supposedly a normal day in inkopolis. Inklings everywhere, turf wars happening, and a daily dose of Team Blue's usual shit happening. 

Team Gloves was inside a store, shopping for anything that was currently cool and trendy. Straps and Clip-ons were shopping for cool and trendy sunglasses, trying them on while looking at mirrors to see how cool it would look on them. Half-Rims was staring at striped shirts, with the same straight face, and Gloves was walking around with that same god damn confident grin on his face. 

Gloves would take a random shirt that was cool and trendy, and would enter one of the dressing rooms under the guise of 'trying the shirt on', Gloves looks around, trying to make sure that he was alone and in private. Before he would take his pants off and start to uh.. fucking jack off (what the fuck am I doing). His fingers was wrapped around his dick as he gently caresses it, groaning quietly as he does so.

"ah.. fuck.. What the fuck am I even doing?" 

Gloves muttered in confusion, but he didn't seem to really care since he wanted a quick release. It wasn't long until he feels himself grow harder from his own touch, and it wasn't long until he'll also probably fucking uh, ejaculate. his quiet moans and groans still present. Although He seemed to be about to come before the dressing room's curtains were opened.

"Hey, Glo- WHAT THE FUCK?!" Straps and Clip-ons, the two girls in the team, says in unison as they look at the scene in front of them as if the two of them saw a ghost.
"Gloves. Hurry up, we don't have all day." Half-rims just mutters, completely unfazed by the sight of Gloves with his cock in his hands.

"Um.. Uh.. Um.. Uh, Hi guys" Gloves says as he blushes out of embarrassment. That was most definitely one of the days in inkopolis.

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