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A boy was resting peacefully under his white thick blanket. His skin was dark-brown coloured skin and short black hair. He was wearing a white and teal striped undershirt and blue shorts.

BRRRRINNNGGGG~!

The loud noise of a small clock alarm vibrated on the nightstand. He used his left arm to press the button at the top to silence it. The boy slowly sat up cautiously while his big bed slowly shifted due to the short bed frame holding his mattress.

'My name is Izumi Jonah, I was once a typical ordinary 14-year-old boy, until I wound up like any main protagonist in an isekai manga or anime…'

Izumi was startled to find a lump on the left side of him beneath his sheet. When he uncovered the sheet he was stunned at first but uttered a deep sigh. "...Not again."

Lying on her side, slumber comfortably was a girl that looked like she'd been ripped out of an animated show. Her skin was snow-white and had short and silver-coloured hair. The girl wore nothing but her black underwear and bra.

Before I get ahead of myself, I should probably explain to the girl who crept into my bed...again.

'Now you might recognise this character if you're into girls firing weapons while flying without pants. Her name is Sanya V Litvyak from Strike Witches. She is more shy and quiet out of the fifteen of them, and can still use her striker unit, and her rocket-launcher. I…secretly have had a crush on her ever since she was introduced in the series...So It was really awkward for me when we first met.'

Izumi gradually got out of bed without stirring Sanya up from her slumber. He discovered her clothes scattered around the floor, "...I better put these in the laundry bin before someone catches o-."

"HEY~! DOVAN~!"

The boy got startled when a large, brown, bipedal animatronic bear sprang out of the white laundry basket. The bear had blacktop hair, and his eyes were rolled back into its head, looking seriously horrifyi-.

THUD~!

...It would still be horrific if it didn't just faceplant on the floor.

The bear begins coughing while it lifts its head up, its eyes back to normal. "...My apologies Izumi. I was expecting to wake Sanya from her hibernation before the others discovered her here."

The animatronic bear is none other than Freddy Fazbear from the famous horror game Five Nights at Freddy's. Despite the...terrifying jumpscares, Freddy genuinely behaves like a gentlemanly bear...for a robot. He can be clumsy occasionally and would frequently make some puns...which surprisingly he didn't start with one.

"Unfortunately…" Freddy glanced at Sanya who was still fast asleep. "She 'bearly' moved an inch."

'Ah! There is it,' Izumi thought while he rolled his eyes. "Seriously Freddy, could you please not jumpscare all of us. You're going to give one of us a heart attack."

"Ah, sincerely sorry," Freddy sadly said as he stood up. "I've decided to increase my game instincts so I can scare intruders."

"Well it's not that bad," Izumi fibbed a bit. "Just, try to refrain from doing it to the nearby wizards."

"Will do," Freddy saluted.

Izumi placed the laundry basket back up, and began picking up Sanya's clothes. "I better clean this up before any misunderstandings happen."

"Mind explaining why Sanya is sleeping half naked on your bed?"

Izumi and Freddy flinched and slowly turned their heads to the culprit. A tall girl stood before them with her arms crossed, glaring at the two. She has short blue hair and wore a blue uniform.

This teenage girl may have been the antagonist in the weird anime series called Needless, but she's just like an average teenage girl...Well if you don't count on her speed, needless powers. Setsuna can be arrogant, and cold-hearted at times, but she does have a soft side. That and she would freak out whenever a bug appears on her body.

"O-Oh~! Well, you see…" Izumi stuttered a bit, intimidated by her glare. "W-What happened w-was T-t-."

"I'm going to stop you right there," Setsuna interrupted while extending her arm in front of her. "Calm down a bit and try again, without stuttering like a nincompoop."

Taking her advice, Izumi tranquilized himself back down and tried again. "...Sanya may have wandered into my bed. But I didn't realize she would be there until I woke up. I was just going to put these in the laundry basket."

Setsuna gazed tightened looking a bit skeptical, prompting Izumi to nervously gulp some saliva. After a second of silence, she eventually spoke. "...Seriously? Why does that girl constantly end up sleeping in unexpected places?"

"Wait, you know about her nighttime flying?" Izumi questioned.

"Of course," Setsuna scoffed with a smirk. "One minute I found her resting on the washing machine. Next, she's dangling on top of the book shelf."

"How she sleeps in awkward positions is beyond me," Izumi said with a sweatdrop.

"Well I'm here to tell you that the others are scarfing down almost all the pancakes in the freezer," Setsuna said as she snatched Sanya's clothes. "You better hurry up if you want any left."

"I'll bring Sanya back to her bed," Freddy confirmed, carrying Sanya bridal style. Setsuna and Izumi stared at him oddly. "...What?"

"...Nothing…" Izumi answered, shaking his head.

"What? Is there something on my face?"

"No," Setsuna protested.

"But I-"

"Just get the sleeping half-naked girl into her room!" Setsuna fumed.

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Izumi was washing his face with a brown paper towel, inside a men's bathroom. He finished brushing his teeth and his hair was a little less wild than before. He changed into his regular blue jean pants and red stripe shirt. He tossed the paper towel into the trash can and was about to exit.

THUD~!

The boy jumped when he heard a loud smack from outside the bathroom. He gently opened the door to discover a teenage boy with black spikey hair face planted into the wall on the left in the entrance. He wore white collar shirt and black jeans.

The boy who just crashed into the wall was Touma Kamijou from A Certain Magical Index. He's very kind and helpful yet at the same time dense. Due to his right hand, Imagine Breaker, he's able to cancel out any ability that comes in contact, which is a huge advantage in this world. The downside, it also cancels out his luck which makes him the second butt-monkey of the group.

"Are you okay Touma?" Izumi asked, trying to help him up.

"Y-Yeah, I'm fine," Touma groaned, massaging his head. "One minute I was just heading towards the bread section. Next, I receive a fist to the cheek from her."

"I'm sorry!" A tall girl cried out racing towards them. She has short blond hair and wears a white uniform. "I-I didn't mean to hit him. Honestly, it was on instincts."

I never was a proud fan of Infinite Stratos due to all the girls abusing the main protagonist just due to his dense nature. However, Charlotte Dunois isn't like the others. Sure she still tends to hit Touma with her mecha arm due to misunderstanding but she is sweet, honest, and childish at times.

"What did I do to trigger your reflexes like that!?" Touma comically cried.

"Well...uh…" Charlotte scratched her cheeks, looking flustered. "I...don't remember…"

"You don't remember?!" He snapped, annoyed. "What, you think I'm just going to subconsciously wander in when you're changing later!?"

"I'm sorry really," Charlotte frantically said while bowing her upper body.

"Well, it's not that big of a deal," Touma sighed annoyingly. "To think that my luck would still be this crappy even in a different world."

"At least you don't have to deal with a walking angry thunderstorm everywhere you go," Charlotte reminded.

"True, but I wonder how she's doing right now," He thought out loud.

"Aww~! You're worried about your girlfriend?" Charlotte teased playfully.

"Don't you mean harem?" A voice corrected, startling the three to the point of jumping. Behind them a four-year-old girl exited the girl's bathroom. Her skin was pale, and had black and teal streak hair. She didn't even bother to look at them as she was reading a book.

The young girl with a gothic-like outfit is Gwen from Total Drama Island.

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…

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…No, this isn't a joke. This is actually Gwen only younger...There wasn't any part of the episode in the Total Drama Series that showed Gwen's childhood. Apparently, she engulfed herself in the goth culture and shows not much emotion, but she still acts like a little kid.

"G-Gwen, how long were you standing there?!" Izumi asked.

"Right when Charlotte punched Touma across the aisle," She paused a bit. "I laugh at his pain a bit."

"I'm glad my pain entertained you for a few seconds," Touma sarcastically remarked.

"So are you guys going to the breakfast aisle?" Izumi asked the three.

"I would avoid that area for a while if I were you," Gwen suggested. "The others are cleaning it after their food fight war."

"...Food Fight?" The three repeated dumbfounded.

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Izumi, Touma, and Charlotte were dumbfounded when they saw the breakfast aisle. Pancakes and syrup splattered on the walls, and floor. The three culprits who were responsible were trapped in a large goop of syrup scattered on the wall.

"What…in the hell happened here?" Izumi questioned no one in particular.

"The aftermath of an honorable and wonderful food fight," The blue rabbit stuck to the floor replied proudly.

"Honorable my ass!" A young girl barked, while being stuck on the wall behind the rabbit.

"Said the sore loser who got trapped by my syrup bomb," The rabbit retorted with a smirk.

The two who are arguing are Yang from Yin Yang Yo, and Shiho Sannomiya from Zettai Karen Children.

Yang is my favorite male protagonist. He's skilled in hand-in-hand combat and a quick-thinker when it comes to fighting. Yet, he also loves to pull pranks on others, and would rather play video games than doing chores.

Shiho on the other hand is a young yet, mature, sharp tongue and a force to be reckoned with. Her Level 7 Psychometry esper ability allows her to tell if one of us is lying and the history of anything she touches. Her weakness? Supernatural forces; ghosts, zombies, etc, in which Yang loves to exploit all the time.

"What happened to the glitter girl?" Gwen asked.

"U-Up here?"

Hearing her voice, they all looked up to find another girl dangling under a ceiling fan. Just like Shiho and Yang she was also covered in syrup, sticking herself to one of the turbines.

Cu- I mean Glitter Peace is one of my all-time favorites Pretty Cures throughout all the series. She is shy, timid, and often dubbed as a crybaby, but she can be confident and bubbly when it comes to superheroes and manga. For some reason, her true name is Lilly, not Yayoi and her team is called the Glitter Force...not Smile Pretty Cure.

"J-Just how did she get up there?!" Touma blurted out.

"I can give you one guess," Shiho sharply replied, glaring at Yang.

"Oh, sure, blame me for sticking her up there, sore loser," Yang retorted.

"I-I accidentally triggered Yang's syrup bomb while trying to defend myself!" Peace cried out.

Yang noticed every pair of eyes glancing at him. "Okay, I admit I made the bomb. But it wasn't supposed to go off instantly by her sparkling lightning."

"H-How else was I supposed to defend myself from the pancakes, f-flying at me?!" Peace exclaimed.

"Dodging?" Shiho replied.

"Eating?" Yang added.

"Blocking it with your plate?" Charlotte joined in earning a deadpan stare from the two boys beside her. "S-Sorry."

"We better start cleaning the mess you two made," Shiho muttered, trying to pull herself out of the syrup. "I don't want another incident involving those mutant bees."

"W-What about me?!" Peace called out.

"You know the syrup isn't that sticky," Yang reminded her while sitting up. "You should be free right a-."

"AH~!"

CRASH!

"...Now," The rabbit groaned after the yellow Glitter Force fell and crashed on top of him.

"Karma comes full circle," Shiho said with an amusing grin.

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"U-Um…are you sure this is a good idea?"

"Of course it is~! Since there's no officers or people around, it's the perfect opportunity!"

"Yeah, a perfect opportunity to break every bone in your body!"

At the top of the escalator, a pale teenage girl with a unique looking hairstyle, and a blond woman were sitting on a two seated bicycle. At the bottom, a teenage boy with orange hair and wore a white shirt. Beside him was a young boy with dark skin, short golden hair and heterochromia eyes, his right eye is blue and his left eye is green. He was carrying a black twist staff with his white silk gloves.

"Hell yeah, I get to test this baby out!" The woman called out, excitedly.

That's Leone. She's an assassin belonging to the anime series Akame Ga Kill. She along with one other person were actually dead from their world and are resurrected here. She can be really carefree, easygoing, and flirtatious. However, I'm still a bit frightened of her ferocious strength.

"Me too, I never got the chance to ride a two-seater bike down an escalator!" The pale girl eagerly said from behind Leone.

Ibuki Mioda has a crazy hairdo, crazy clothes, and a crazy personality. She's the second person to be in the world by reincarnation since she was killed in a killing game in Super Danganronpa 2: game. She's always overdramatic at what she does and I sometimes get worried when she foams in the mouth with her eyes rolled into her head, but she returns to normal as if nothing happened.

"Are you ready Mare~?!" Ibuki called out to the young boy.

"Y-Yes I'm ready," He called out as he raised his staff up.

This dark elf is Mare Bello Fiore. Despite the feminine outfit and timid sounding voice, Mare is actually a boy. He's from a light novel series called Overlord, which I heard they're making into an anime around 2015. Despite his shy and nervous personality, his magic spells are a bit dangerous, and his loyalty to his master. Thankfully Shiho was able to convince him not to kill me.

"Alright, on three Leone~!" Ibuki announced. She and Leone readied their feet on the pedals.

"1…2…3~!"

After three, the two girls rode down the moving escalator on their two person bicycles. Mare and the teenager stared at the two, as it was smooth in the first half.

Then suddenly the bicycle tripped, and flew up in the air. While the teenager stood there with his jaws dropped comically, while Mare began his chant. "Cloud Guard!"

Right before the bicycle was about to land on the hard floor, a large clump of white clouds broke their fall just in time.

"Man, that was awesome~!" Ibuki exclaimed, grinning. "Let's try that again~!"

"Sure, but this time I'm riding down on the scooter this time~!" Leone added.

"SERIOUSLY?!" The teenager raged out comically. "THERE A DAMN REASON WHY THEY DON'T ALLOW YOU TO RIDE YOUR BICYCLE DOWN A MOVING ESCALATOR! NOW YOU WANT TO TRY A SCOOTER~?!"

Kenji Kazama from D. Fragments may look…and yell like a delinquent. But on the inside, he's a kind, honorable, and honest teenage boy. Kenji's known for his straight man comedy routine which is caused by being a part of a club called Game Creation Club.

"But how else will Mare and Leone know about the cool stuff of the future?" Ibuki chimed, grinning. "Like how to use an escalator?"

"THAT'S NOT HOW PEOPLE USE AN ESCALATOR~!" Kenji roared.

"Man you can be so loud half of the time," Leone commented, scratching the back of her head.

"Yeah, louder than Ibuki," Ibuki agreed. She then gasped in horror. "Don't tell me you're trying to achieve my Loudness high score!"

"Loudness high score?" Kenji repeated.

"Yeah, with my instrumentals and microphone, I can be louder to wake the dead!" Ibuki boasted.

"Okay, Okay I get it," Kenji rolled his eyes.

"D-Do you guys hear something?" Mare asked suddenly.

"How can we after Kenji's loud mouth?" Leone teased.

"Shut up~!" Kenji snapped.

Mare's ears twitched a bit. "It sounds like…water?"

Before they could ask Mare, the four looked up to find a large torrent of soap and water gushing down towards them in a tsunami. Riding on top of it on an ironing board were two girls.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Leone, and Kenji comically cried out. Before they knew it, the four were suddenly carried away by the waves. Outside the building the water poured out of the entrancing sending the six sprawled out and drenched.

"Is everyone alright?" Kenji asked while coughing.

"Yeah, I'm fine," Leone called out. Ibuki replied with a thumbs up while face down. Mare laid face up squirting water out of his mouth, with swirls for eyes.

One of the girls was shorter than Mare. She has a black, long-sleeved one-piece suit, complete with red gems near her hips. She sported a pair of indigo shoes with skull prints on the soles, and her legs are completely bare. Her skin is pale-white and her hair is short and black.

The second girl had blue hair, revealing outfits and a mermaid-like tail on the back. She also had three scale-like fins on her head.

"Note to self," The mermaid girl said as she was still dazed. "Ironing board is not a good substitute for a surfboard."

"Don't tell me you two planned all this~!" Leone barked angrily. "Are you trying to force me to take a bath again!?"

"That wasn't our intention," The pale girl defended. "Unless, you got sprayed by those magical skunks again. Then yes, yes it was."

This is the first goth character I've come across in my childhood. Raven from the Teen Titans…

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… Yeah, I was astonished after I first met her. Apparently, this is her Teen Titans Go version, which I haven't watched before. While the Raven that I knew hides her emotion over a cloak, and rarely smiles or interacts. The Go version of her is opposite of it which caught me off guard completely. She doesn't wear a cloak over her head anymore, due to it hiding all her emotions with it. Also, she has an odd crush on me for some reason.

"Hey it was only one time!" Leone defended. "How the hell was I supposed to know it was going to fire a large cloud of flammable gas out of its ass!?"

"We didn't even know until you got near Mare's magic," Raven reminded. "Remember when we were proving who can walk across lava?"

"Oh I remember!" The mermaid girl announced. "One step and she exploded like popcorn~!"

"Yeah, I wonder during that day how you were not dead from that," Kenji thought back with a sweatdrop.

"What happened up there Varvula?" Mare asked innocently.

The final one is the Gijinka Vaporeon, Varvula Evolona from my Pokemon Fire Red Cartridge. She's a bit of an oddball, and completely oblivious to any innuendo jokes, or the fact that she's the cause of it. She is cheerful, caring and more accident-prone than Touma.

Before Varvula could respond, Izumi and the others, minus Sanya, came running out. They saw the six of them wet along with the running water pouring out.

"She did it again," Freddy started with a sigh.

"Raven," Setsuna glared at the girl. "Weren't you keeping an eye on her when she did the laundry?"

"I did~!" Raven defended. "I only turned away for one second and then the washing machine just went berserk!"

"I tried to ask her what to set it on, but she was busy sniffing Izumi's underwear," Raven's eyes widen by Varvula bluntly stated.

"I-I wasn't sniffing them!" She denied blushing. "I-I was making sure that there weren't any worms inside it. T-That's all!"

"Sure okay~!" Shiho sarcastically said.

"What's so wrong about sniffing underwear?" Varvula blinked. "Don't people do that in those laundry commercials?"

"You guys have some weird things in the future," Leone admitted while laughing.

'If you've noticed a pattern, these characters are from numerous shows and games that I either watched or did not even see. And this structure at the bottom of a mountain is the deserted Lincoln Fields shopping mall.'

'Not to sound cheesy, but because of them, I would've just…given up on life…

…Why, you ask?'

"There you are, bastard~!"

The female voice got all of them confused until they noticed two individuals emerging out of the forest.

"You think you can escape from us and form your own dark guild?" The voice continued. The taller figure pointed at Izumi. "Well sorry to break your criminal spree, but if we kick your asses, then we'll prove that we can join the #1 guild of Fiore~!"

'Well she answered the question for you…

…I wound up in a different fanfiction of Fairy Tail where I am the main antagonist of the story.'

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To Be Continued...

Disclaimer: I don't own all of the characters except my OC.

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Episode 1: The Guildless Gang.

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Where we left off in the last chapter, a pair of young female mages emerged from the forest. They were here to confront and capture Izumi Jonas, believing he along with his friends were members of a Dark Guild.

However...

"Care to explain why you were sniffing Izumi's underwear?" Setsuna interrogated with venom in her voice.

"I-It was only for a brief minute. I swear!" Raven defended poorly.

"More like one ho-OW~!" Varvula's comment earned her a punch from the half demon's black fist.

"I would expect Kenji or Touma to go around sniffing panties," Freddy admitted.

"Why the hell would we do that~?!" The duo snapped comically.

"What's so good about sniffing girls's underwear?" Yang asked, a bit disgusted.

"No idea," Varvula shrugged her shoulder, somehow recovering from the punch.

"Mind explaining how one washing machine caused all this mess?" Gwen asked emotionlessly.

"I simply turn the dial up to the tsunami section," Varvula replied.

"...Why in the hell is there a tsunami dial in the first place~?!" Kenji comically yelled.

"How should I know?! I didn't design the crappy washing machine!" She retorted back.

Izumi couldn't help but sweatdrop, while watching the others arguing with each other. He then glanced at the two female mages cautiously, in case they attacked.

The girl who yelled out to them froze in place looking peeved that she was being ignored. She has black colored eyes. Long, purple hair tied up in a left side ponytail and a navy blue t-shirt and a black short jeans.

"...They're ignoring you Melina," The second one announced with an emotionless voice. The second girl had the same eye color and wore the same attire as her sister. But her hair color was light purple and tied into a ponytail on her right side.

"...T-Thank you for the unnecessary comment, Miltia," The energetic young woman hissed quietly at her sister. She then turned to the group, clearing her throat. "HEY, QUIT IGNORING US BASTARDS~!"

Hearing her outburst, the others finally conceded their argument to notice them. Izumi nervously got behind Freddy, while massaging his chest a bit.

"Who are they?" Mare asked.

"I believe one of them is the temper prick, who gave Izumi that wound the other day," Shiho scowled. "What a way to show your gratitude…asshole."

"This time I won't let you escape, murderer!" Melina shouted. "You and your dark goons are going to be taken down by earlier wizards of Fairy Tail~!"

'Fairy Tail…'

Hearing that name of the most popular Guild of Fiore made the boy shudder in traumatizing fear. Awful memories of his first encounter with those mages flooded his mind.

"Oh no~!" Yang faked gasping. "We're going to be taken down by Goldilocks, and the Three Little Piggies~! I'm so scared…Not~!"

"Oh, you will be, once we kick your ass~!" Melina snapped.

"Kick our ass?" Yang rolled his eyes and scoffed. "You do realize that we outnumber you twelve to four!"

Hearing this caused Setsuna to facepalm. "Yang, there's fourteen of us, and two of them."

"Minus Kenji and Izumi who can't fight, that makes twenty~!" The blue rabbit retorted.

"How did you get from fourteen to twenty~!?" She corrected comically. "For Christ sakes, haven't they taught you Grade one math?!" 

"What am I, a math nerd?" Yang questioned mockingly.

"Hold it, what do you mean I can't fight?!" Kenji yelled, recovering from his shock.

"You may be a delinquent with street smarts," Charlotte admitted. "But it's useless against wizards in this world."

"I guess but still…I could at least learn some magic," Kenji grumbled.

"I don't know, I think your 'Straight-Loud-Man' routine magic is much more dangerous than you using magic," Shiho snickered.

"HOW THE HELL IS ME YELLING MAGIC~!?" Kenji's comical roar was enough to make the two newcomers flinch. "AND ADDING 'LOUD' BETWEEN THE STRAIGHT MAN MAKES ME SOUND SO LAME~!"

"...A-are you sure we should be doing this, Melina?" Her sister asked nervously. "There are more than we anticipated…The orange spikey one looks and sounds dangerous."

"SERIOUSLY~?!"

"Don't worry, these guys are just petty criminals with no life," Melina ignored Kenji's retort and gave her sister a confident smile. "They're no match for the Saulta twins~!"

'...That no life comment was unnecessary,' Most of them dryly commented with a sweatdrop.

"Can't we talk this out?" Touma attempts to reason with them. "We're not criminals or even wizards."

"Bullshit~!" Melina snapped back. "You all look pretty suspicious and I know you're working for this scumbag who betrayed Fiore~!"

'The scumbag she's referring to is the person I'm in the body of. Brooke Hendrison.

Many of you would think that being reincarnated into the world of Fairy Tail is a dream come true. They would get to hang out with their favorite characters, learn some OP mega powerful slayer magic and battle monsters and criminals with that said magic…

For me, it was a traumatizing nightmare.

Apparently, the Hendrison family had scuffled with Fairy Tail and the other guilds multiple times due to Brooke's twin sister Kairia Hendrison escaping from the deranged, psychotic family and joining Fairy Tail. They've utilizing their wealth to create countless weapons, and lost spells to take over Fiore.

Luckily, both his mother, father were captured and arrested, but Brooke escaped and continued to torment Kairia and Fairy Tail all for revenge. He went way too far by obtaining dangerous magic from Zeref's cult guilds and even fighting alongside the Alvarez Empire during the Final Arc. Kairia was able to settle the score with Brooke, resulting in his death during the arc.

So when I woke up in Fiore inside Brooke's body, I didn't get a warm welcome. The mages of Fairy Tail, Sabertooth, Lamia Scale and the other guilds all attack me.

I feel like I've just wound up in the aftermath of a multi saga fanfiction of Fairy Tail, where Brooke's sister is the main protagonist and he's the antagonist.'

"Please listen to us!" Peace pleaded. "This isn't Brooke. I mean he looks like him, but he isn-."

"Just stop Peace," Freddy interfered. "I know you're trying to help Izumi, but they won't listen to reason."

"You know you could at least be a little grateful," Raven declared, angrily. "If it weren't for him, your sister could've been pregnant!"

"Yeah…" It took a while for the words to sink in to Yang. "Wait what?"

"What…?" Miltia overheard them, looking confused.

"Don't listen to their lies Miltia!" Melina ordered. "Don't forget that this scumbag threatened our village during the war!"

"I…I…I d-didn-," Izumi tried to explain, and felt himself breathing heavily. 'It's just like back home…my family.'

"Don't worry Izumi,"

The boy felt Varvula's gentle hands patting his head, release himself from his negative thoughts. Varvula gave him a wide assured grin. "You won't be alone anymore. We believe you one hundred percent!"

"W-We won't let those two girls hurt you!" Mare declared bashfully.

"Whatever, I want to actually do some pranks on the wizards before I get arrested," Yang smirked, taking his bamboo sword.

"You hear that wizards~! We aren't scared of you~!" Ibuki called out and dramatically pointed at Touma. "Because, we have the power of the Imagine Breaker on our side!"

"We're counting on you Touma~!" Shiho sweetly cheered.

"Give them hell!" Leone pumped her fist up.

"Hold on~!" Said boy comically cried out. "I can't take on two wizards by myself~!"

"You ready Miltia?" Melina's right arm is covered in red hot magma.

"...Ready," Miltia replied. Her left arm is covered in cold blue ice. Their elements in their hands combine into a large sphere of ice and magma.

"Scatter away from Touma~!" Setsuna called out. Before the boy could react, he found himself alone as the others ran away from him.

"Wait, don't leave me here~!" Touma comically snapped.

"Tundra Magma: Twin Spiral~!" The twins shouted while launching the massive sphere of ice and lava. The attack traveled across the field, engulfing the boy in an huge explosion.

"Did we get them?" Melina asked.

As the dust cleared, the twins were stunned to find Touma standing unharmed. He remained rooted to the spot with his right arm stretched out. The entire ground in front of him was covered in ashes from union raid.

"No way," Miltia muttered in disbelief. "H-He blocked our attack?"

"...!" Melina shook off her shock and realized something. "Where did the others go?"

Right after she finished her sentence, the two felt the wrath of their adversaries right behind them. Their glowing red eyes glaring down at the two wizards.

They never stood a chance.

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…30 Minutes Later…

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Awoken from her nap, Sanya wandered into the lobby. She let out a tired yawn unaware of the water running through the ground. "...I wonder where the others are?"

When Sanya got to the door entrance to Walmart, she caught a glimpse of something unusual happening.

Leone was carrying the beaten Melina who was tied up and unconscious over her head. Miltia had her hands behind her head with Charlotte aiming her gun near her, forcing the girl to walk.

"P-Please don't do anything rash~!" Sanya cried out desperately. The others were startled by her sudden announcement.

"W-Wait Sanya it's not what it looks like!" Charlotte quickly panicked.

"Yeah, we're just interrogating this scumbag for trying to end Izumi's life. That's all," Raven added, pointing to Melina.

"Not helping Raven," Charlotte hissed.

"Wait, we weren't trying to end his life," Miltia mumbled.

"Tell it to the judge~!" Raven angered.

"What judge?" Freddy questioned. "We are doing an interrogation, not a trial."

"Aw~! I wanted to be the judge," Ibuki pouted.

"You only want to use the giant gavel," Touma commented.

"Um…" Sanya blinked cluelessly before asking. "... Did I miss anything while I was asleep?"

"Nothing much. Just these two hotshots thought of murdering Izumi in broad daylight," Leone bluntly replied with a grin. "Luckily, we took care of them while they were distracted by Lover Boy's abs~!"

"You know damn well that didn't happen~!" Touma quickly shot back in anger. "And thanks for using me as some kind of decoy by the way!"

"No problem~!" Varvula answered obviously, with Touma only facepalm with a groan.

"...What are you going to do to us…?" The conscious twin asked, a bit frightened.

"First we're going to hold you to confinement so that you don't try to escape," Freddy answered. "After that, well…"

"We'll tell you your punishments later on," Raven added, glaring dangerously at Melina. "Just so you know, your sister here won't be let out easily."

Miltia felt the threatening vibes and gulped nervously. As Charlotte ushered her gently to keep walking, the others noticed that someone wasn't there.

"Uh, has anyone seen where Izumi went off to?" Yang asked.

"I think he needs some time alone…" Setsuna replied, solemnly. "It's only been three days since he escaped from those Guild wizards…"

---

Izumi was sitting on the roof on top of the huge superstore. He was still a bit frightened during the events with the two wizards. "I'm stuck in the world of Fairy Tail inside an OC criminal's body." He slowly looked at his hands. "What's worse is that I somehow can't learn any magic at all…as if they erased his ability to use it…"

He slowly curled his knees together with a sad expression. "Still, even if I was a criminal or not…I wouldn't want to join Fairy Tail anyway. It was at least nice to see Wendy again…even though she hates me…well hates the body I'm using."

The country was still recovering from the wars againsts, the Alvarez Empire, Zeref and Ancologia. While his visit to Fiore was short due to being spotted by Fairy Tail, Izumi was able to get some information about the events of the final arc of the anime. Comparing what he read and what occurred was different…and not in a good way.

While Izumi was expecting Fiore to win against the invading country as well as the black apocalypse dragon, he didn't expect to be this one sided.

'The Alvarez Empire lost a lot more members of the Spriggan 12 than the canon. Ajeel the Sand demon, Neithart the ghost wizard were killed off. Surprisingly, August and Irene; the two powerhouses, were killed in their battle. No self sacrificing spell nor stabbing their stomach…killed on their first fight.'

"It was as if some Fairy Tail fanatic revealed the future to them," Izumi mumbled with a frown. The boy shook his head, trying to get those negative thoughts out of his head. "Minus the fact that I'm inside a criminal's body with no magic, being in another world is far better than my own world. And I'm not alon-."

BOOM~!

His thoughts were cut off by a large explosion that shook the building briefly. He slowly sat up looking a bit cautious. "I better go and see what's going on."

---

"First we had a huge food fight, then the washing machine, followed by two twin mages attacking us…" Kenji listed all the events in just one day. "And now this…"

At the second floor of Lincoln Field Shopping Center, he along with Mare, Touma, Shiho and Leone were staring at two charred fools in the middle of a crater.

"WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU TRYING TO DO, BURN DOWN THE BUILDING~!?" The delinquent boy comically roared at the black and blue duo.

"We were trying to intimidate Molty up there," Yang replied, nonchalantly. Above them was Melina tied up while being hanged by a red jump rope on the ceiling. Her anger and rage had turned to fear after witnessing their demonstration.

"H-How did you get her up there!?" Mare wondered while looking up.

"Hard work and a lot of patience," Varvula boasted. "Plus a drone that actually works."

"Then we used the batteries of the old drones and combined it with cleaning stuff to unleash a one heck of an explosion~!" Yang added.

"Damn, wish I was there to see it," Leone pouted, pretty upset.

"Wel, if you're done damaging our only stronghold," Shiho rhetorically said. "Freddy sent us here to bring her back to the Electronics section. We found something interesting caught in our nanny cams that very night."

---

Everyone gathered at the electronic department of Walmart. The second Melina regained consciousness, she noticed her twin sister handcuffed and tried to break herself free.

"You jerks, better not lay a single finger on my sister~!" Melina roared.

"We literally just did that, or did you forget the embarrassing beat down we gave you earlier," Raven mocked, causing the mage to growl in anger.

"D-Don't worry Melina. I'm alright," Miltia replied back. "T-They just wanted to talk about what occurred last night."

Melina calmed down a bit, but was peeved as he glared at Izumi. "What's there to talk about, that scumbag not only kidnapped my sister, but he killed our only father~!"

"That's…not what happened," Izumi softly rebutted. Fairy Tail's hateful glares a few weeks ago traumatized him, causing him to start having an anxiety attack.

"Oopsie~!" Leone purposely dropped Melina on the floor. "My finger got slippery~!"

"OW~! You did that on purpose~!" Melina barked after hitting the floor.

"Listen here you little brat," Raven pressed her foot into Melina's head, glaring down at her victim. "Call my cute Izumi a cowardly bastard again and I'll crush your head like a tomato."

"No one wants to see that~!" Touma backhanded the demon girl, knocking her off her feet. "What good will killing her do when we got proof that Izumi's innocent."

"You…have proof?" Miltia questioned.

"That's why we brought you all here," Freddy declared gently. "To bear witness of a wonderful and simple technology to be introduced to the world of wizards~!"

"Boo~!" Yang booed.

"May I present~!" Freddy unraveled a fake tree with a camera lens stuck on the bark of the tree. "The Tree-Cam~!"

"...A Tree-Cam really?" Kenji muttered, unimpressed by the name.

"It's a camera shaped like a tree," Freddy defended. "I say it fits perfectly."

"You think a weird ass tree is going to convince me?!" Melina scoffed.

"This Tree-Cam," Freddy emphasized."Was placed near the cliff area. The same place where you think that your father was "killed". It recorded the entire event that occured last night~!"

"Just start the video already~!" Yang and Gwen yelled out.

"Okay, okay," Freddy quickly pushed play on the VCR with his free arm. The flat screen TV showed static a bit before showing the cliff side of the forest. At first everyone was quiet as they watched the screen, nothing happened on screen other than the leaves and grass moving from the wind.

"...This movie is already boring," Yang groaned impatiently.

"Shut up Yang," Touma hissed quietly.

"So that's your proof?" Melina scoffed while rolling her eyes. "Just showing an empty cliff side? Patheti-."

{Warning: Attempt at sexual assault in this scene.}

"Good, I'm alone…"

Melina stopped when she heard her father's voice on the television. "D-Dad?"

Soon a scruffy looking man appeared on the screen, carrying the unconscious Miltia on his back. He gently set her down on the ground, and hovered over her body like a crazed animal.

"W-What~?!" Melina's anger changed to utter fear, while watching.

"H-He wouldn't," Miltia stuttered in shock.

"...Oh crap," Kenji blurted out, realizing what was about to happen.

"M-Miltia~!" The man moaned. The angle of the camera shows the perverted guy slowly spreading the girl's legs, and then…

Charlotte, Kenji, and Freddy quickly covered the eyes of Gwen, Izumi, Varvula, while the rest cringed and turned away in disgust. The two twin mages were staring at the scene in horror.

'No wonder why I felt so weird every morning,' Miltia shuddered in fear.

"E-Excuse me,"

The voices caused the man to stop and quickly stood up. [Peace: Thank goodness that's over~!.] He quickly turned and aimed a gun at Izumi who was off screen.

"W-Who are you?!" The man demanded.

"S-Sorry, I didn't mean t-to i-intervene," Izumi's voice looked tired and frightened. "I-Is there a village f-far from here?"

"W-Why?! A-Are you one of those council wizards chasing after me~?!"

"Chasing after daddy?" Miltia muttered in confusion.

"W-What are yo-,"

"You're not getting my kids~!" The man spat out. "They're mine~! All mine~! I had to kill my own wife to get them all to myself." He then had a freaky grin. "Then I had lie that the criminal Brooke Hendrison was the one who killed her, just so they can love me more~! They're so precious that I want to-."

"TMI~! TMI~!" Ibuki screamed, flailing her arms wildly.

"P-Please stop it. Please just stop it~! PLEASE STOP THIS~!" Melina screamed in utter horror.

CRASH~!

Freddy had to cover his eyes when a certain bamboo sword pierce into the screen, causing the television to spark up and break down. Everyone eyed at the sword's owner who breathed heavily.

"What? You all were thinking the same thing!" Yang barked out.

Miltia turned to Izumi with a nervous look. "...What happened after that?" Melina was breathing heavily, still looking traumatized.

"Well," Izumi scratched his chin a bit nervously. "After his…disturbing affection of love to you and your sister, I noticed him backing up against the cliffside. I didn't mean to startle him…I was trying to warn him. He shot me in the shoulder, causing him to recoil back right over the cliff…I rushed to try to save him, but…I was too slow…and he fell to his death."

"..." Miltia was quite a bit, contemplating on what to say. "Do you mind if I talk to my sister alone please? I know that we don't deserve an-."

"Okay," Everyone minus Varvula and Shiho were shocked by Izumi's response. He stood up and walked away. "However, we'll still keep her tied up, just in case. You have ten minutes…"

With the two alone, Miltia glanced at Melina. "Melina…You said that you saw him carrying me back, right?"

"I…I thought he was the one who kidnapped you…and killed my father," Melina replied with a hollow voice. "T-That's why I…attack him." She looked at his hands. "H-He didn't do anything wrong, he even tried to save him and yet…"

Melina stopped herself when Miltia hugged her. Her strong demeanor vanished and was replaced with tears and whaling.

---

"Please show us mercy~!"

'I was not expecting this,' Izumi thought with a sweatdropped.

After a few minutes of mourning, the two twins were now bowing down to the boy on their knees. Melina still had her body tied up by the pink jump rope while Miltia had her hands on the floor.

"We…No I was wrong to attack you. Both last night and today," Melina admits looking guilty. "My emotions got the better of me when I saw Miltia's condition. I'm very grateful for bringing my sister home."

"P-Please stop bowing," Izumi said flustered. " I should be the one who apologized. B-Because of me, your fathe-."

BONK~!

"Don't even think about it," Setsuna cut in, after leaving a lump on the boy's head. "The sicko bastard had it coming after that stunt."

"We'll accept any punishment," Miltia spoke up. "Even if it was Melina's anger that got us here, I was responsible for going along with her idea instead of stopping her. So, please our bodies are yours to do anything you want to us."

"M-Miltia~!?" Her sister blushed wildly.

"In that case," Gwen grinned as he took out a small chainsaw. "Can I dissect one of you for a little surgery experiment?"

"NO~!" Everyone minus Miltia, Melina, and Raven yelled out.

"You are all no fun," Gwen pouted while tossing the chainsaw away.

Izumi took a deep breath before speaking to the two. "You mention that you want to become Fairy Tail wizards right?"

"Y-Yeah," Melina squeaked nervously. "B-But after what I did…I don't think I deserve to become one…"

'She and Miltia would've fit right with Fairy Tail,' Izumi knew that the guild was strong and rowdy, and they would accept them no problem. "Well…sorry but you're not joining them…you're joining us."

"...What?" Melina and Miltia blinked.

"... WHAT~?!" The others minus Shiho and Freddy exclaimed in shock.

"You want us to join your guild?" Melina asked, thinking she misheard.

"We're not a guild per say," Freddy corrected, glancing at the others. "We are all from different worlds and wounded up here in this wizard world."

"Yeah, and since we're new to this world, we need mages like you to be our eyes and ears," Shiho added. "Also, considering that we might go up against some of the other legal guilds after his ass, we need all the help we can get."

"So if they're joining as scrubs, can I give the two some special treatment?" Raven asked with a smirk.

"Just as long as you don't erase or traumatize them," Charlotte reminded the half demon. "Or brainwashing."

"...Dang it," Raven muttered.

"So, do you have any questions?" Setsuna asked the two female mages.

The twins were quiet for a few seconds, until Miltia spoke. "I have one…" She glanced at Izumi, a bit suspiciously. "Are you really the Rotten Prince Brooke Hendrison?"

"...No," Izumi slowly responded, placing his hand on chest. "I'm just an introverted teenage boy who died and reincarnated inside a criminal's body. I know you don't believe me b-."

"I believe you…" Miltia said with a soft voice. "When Brooke first came to our village with an army, I felt dangerous vibes surrounding him of dominance, cruelty and pure greed…"

Izumi blushed when Miltia raised his head up to give a soft smile. "Last night, when you carried me back home…I felt safe and comfortable. Even after Melina told me it was Brooke…I didn't believe it."

"T-Thank you," Izumi muttered while his eyes looked away from hers.

Looking a bit annoyed, Melina cleared her throat, to get the two attention. "If you're done, I want to know. If you're not from here, then how did all this happen?"

"What do you mean?" Varvula asked.

"Don't play dumb," She retorted, slightly less harshly. "You have all of these strange products like this in some kind of store. Yet, you all look out of place." She then began pointing at some of them. "A robot bear, a blue rabbit, a mermaid and the boy who just blocked our special attack with one arm~!"

"I know right? He's the weirdest out of all of us," Yang added.

"Oh shut it," Touma muttered.

"We'll think about it," Shiho replied sternly. "We're still a bit wary of you two. Some of us…still want to kill you both."

Everyone turned to Raven who was levitating an anvil above Melina's head. Noticing she was caught red handed, she quickly tossed the anvil as it crashed off screen. "...You guys didn't see anything."

"Yeah…" Charlotte trailed off. "It's better if we don't have any bad blood between us. Please don't take this the wrong way, bu-."

"We hate your guts," Gwen, Yang, Leone and Kenji didn't sugar coat.

Melina was about to speak, but was elbowed by Miltia. "We understand. Do you have a room where we can rest a bit?"

"I know a section of the mall that's private," Izumi quietly said. "However, that area is kind of a weird place to be. I'll show you."

"Izumi…" Peace nervously said.

"Don't worry," Miltia was the one who spoke before Izumi could. "We won't attack him, but if my sister does, then I'll protect him."

"W-What do you take me for!?" Melina turned to her in shock.

"A psychotic lava monster," Yang grinned.

"A female Akainu," Varvula snickered.

"A more violent version of Misaka," Touma added.

"Shut. it." The lava mage growled.

Izumi, Miltia and Melina left the store, leaving the rest to do their own thing. Varvula on the other hand left them with a sneaky smirk on her face. "Now it's time for my plan to get in gear…"

---

On the second floor of the Lincoln Field Shopping Center, Varvula was peeking behind one of the stalls. 'I need to get them all busy for a few hours…' Varvula was waiting around the corner of the shelves for her first two victims, who were arguing.

"There is no way you are taller than me!" Yang argued.

"I am..." Gwen said in an emotionless tone. "If you don't count your...weird floating ears."

"My ears are not weird!" Yang snapped.

"Hey, Gwen~!" Varvula called showing a book. "When I was walking near the Salon shop, I spotted a dead monster!"

"Really?" Gwen asked eagerly.

"Yup, you better hurry before Freddy throws it away," Varvula warned.

"...If I don't find it, then I'm casting a spell on you and Freddy," Gwen warned and vanished in a puff of smoke.

Yang folded his arm glaring at her. "I know about your little scheme Varvula..."

Varvula was nervously sweltering while Yang continued. "You're trying to distract us so you can get the last slice of pizza!"

"...Oh darn!" Varvula snapped her fingers. "My plan was foiled! You are really smart Yang!"

"Well duh," Yang boasted.

"And here I thought to distract you with this free $100 gift card for Bulk Barn machine!" Varvula acted, while flickering a small card in her hand.

Yang's eyes sparkled gazing at the gift card. He was about to grab it, but Varvula lifted out of his reach. "Not so fast grabby!" Varvula leaned into his ears. "If you want it, all you have to do is put ice cubes down Raven's shirt. She's in the Dollarama section.*

"Free gift card and I get to prank the demon girl? Well played Varvula!" The blue rabbit quickly snatched the bucket and went into the Dollar Store.

"HEY VARVULA~!"

"GAH~!" Varvula flinched slightly when Freddy suddenly popped out from a trash can, with a banana peel on his head. "Geeze Freddy~! One of these days you're going to give someone a heart attack!"

"Sorry, but this is a perfect opportunity to make sure no one gets the remote," Freddy replied. "I'm not going to miss this cool show called Battlebots. It's like wrestling only better!"

"...Well, I can show you something much better, than Battlebots," Varvula suggested. She dragged him towards the entrance of Dollarama, and spotted Yang and Raven.

"C-COLD! COLD! COLD!" Raven yelled while comically running up and down the aisles with ice cubes falling out of her underwear. Yang was rolling on the floor laughing his heart out.

"Nice dance moves Raven~!" Yang joked. "What do you call it, the ice shuffle?"

Raven glared at the blue rabbit, while still cringing from the cold. She then summoned a black fist out of magic above Yang and punched him into mush. She began pummeling the rabbit, showing no mercy.

"This is a perfect opportunity~!" Freddy said, amazed. He grabs a video camera and begins filming it. "I've always wanted to film a video on America's Funniest Home Videos!"

"...I have no idea where he got that video camera from," Varvula mumbled oddly. She caught a glimpse of Touma and Leone heading out of the Morse store.

"Hey~! Leone!" She called out, got her attention. "Touma said that he can beat you in an arm-wrestling no problem!"

"W-Wait what?!" The boy double takes in shock.

"Really now?" Leone smirked while she slowly turned to the boy. "In that case, why don't we try testing that theory shall we?"

"Um wait," Touma's wavering voice was ignored as Leone dragged him back to the store. "Damn it Varvula!"

The Vaporeon Gijinka mischievously waved at the two and quickly took out a One Piece manga for her next victims. She raced towards Peace and Mare climbing up the stairs. "Peace~! Do you want to show Mare the fundamentals of Manga?"

Peace stared at the book with her eyes sparkled once she saw the book. "That's amazing! Now we finally see the straw hat Pirates fight against Foxy's crew."

"D-Didn't you mention that Davy Back Fight is a sports game?" Mare wondered.

Glitter Peace turned to the dark elf with her nostril-flaring with enthusiasm. "True, but this isn't a normal game when the Straw Hat Pirates get involved!"

"R-Right," Mare declared with a sweatdropped. Peace dragged him and ran past Varvula. The second the two left, Ibuki came out from the Subway section with a cookie.

"Hey, Varv! Ready for another night of listening to Heavy Metal?" Ibuki asked with a joyful grin.

"Or..." Varvula took out Guitar and a boom box. "You can practice your terribly, awesome music outside. Some of the wild animals were dying to hear your awesome music."

"Really? Then Ibuki will practice till the sun wakes up!" Ibuki announced as she grabbed the guitar and boom box and bolted towards the rooftop.

"Charlotte, Kenji, come quick~! Ibuki is practicing on the rooftop!" Varvula announced, getting their attention.

"Uh, we literally just saw you persuading her," Kenji accused.

"True, but what would happen if she rocks out too much?" Varvula questioned.

"WHOO~!" Ibuki's loud voice filled the store. "IBUKI IS FEELING A SUDDEN BLOOD RUSH HANGING ON THE W~!"

Charlotte and Kenji's eyes opened after they heard Ibuki's wailing two immediately raced down the stairs to head outside at the front.

"Well played Varvula," Varvula was startled by Shiho's voice. She quickly turned around to find her along with Setsuna. "You almost everyone distracted."

"These two are going to be a problem..." Varvula mumbled nervously.

Shiho went on. "Your naïve deception, however, will not work on us. We discussed it and decided to watch General Hospital."

"That's r-What?!" Setsuna quickly faced the esper. "I thought we agreed on watching Wipe Out?"

Shiho gave Setsuna an odd gaze. "...Who would want to see adults bouncing off of red balls into the water?"

"Better than watching people talking about their feelings and crappy drama!" Setsuna barked.

"We are watching General Hospital and that's final~!"

"No, Wipe Out~!"

Varvula only blinks, perplexed, as Shiho and Setsuna continue to argue while walking down the stairs.

"And that makes fourteen," Varvula announced with grinned.

The girl quickly went to the left section of the abandoned shopping mall and went inside a small store area that said 'West End Academy' at the top.

"This is perfect," Varvula grinned eagerly. She went behind the haircut station. "Now that they're all distracted, I can use Telly Z~!"

Hidden underneath the station was just a small, brown, old television.

"Okay, it may look like an everyday old wired television," Varvula assured the readers. "But it's very rare TV that teleports in a random location everyday. I was able to find it this morning before the laundry incident, and it's all mine~! Time to watch the original Total Drama Revenge of the Island~!"

"...You found Telly Z?..."

"Gyah~!" Varvula shrieked when she noticed Sanya right behind her. "S-Sanya!? How long were you behind me?!"

"...I got here before you did," Sanya quietly replied, looking a bit sleepy. "When you guys were dealing with the twins, I found Telly near my bed and placed it here for later."

"In that case," Varvula got on her knees, and began to beg. "Please Sanya~! Can I use Telly Z? I need to view the premiere of Total Drama Revenge of the Island!"

"Sorry Varvula, but you said it yourself, whoever finds the Telly Z gets to use it first," Sanya quoted, before yawning. "...I was waiting for the premiere of the singing show called American Idol...Which is staring the same time as your show."

"Okay... I concede…NOT~!" Varvula quickly took the remote from behind her back and licked it all over. "New rule! Whoever licks Telly's remote gets full control of Telly~!"

"...That's the remote that Leone dropped in the toilet," Varvula's eyes widened in response to Sanya's remarks.

"EW!" Varvula threw the remote into the Telly without thinking. The two girls jumped back when the small television exploded, as the smoke rose from the hole where the remote had fallen.

"...Dang it," Varvula groaned.

"NOOO~!" The girls were quickly shoved out of the way by Yang. While the rabbit was mourning quietly, the others had gathered behind Varvula and Sanya. "THEY MURDER TELLY~!"

"Murder how does one murder a television?" Mare questioned.

"Don't look into it too much, Mare," Freddy waved his microphone arm.

Setsuna crossed her glaring at her. "What did you do Varvula?"

"Oh, that's rich!" She scoffed annoyed. "Immediately blame me when something bad happens!"

"...Did she break it, Sanya?" Setsuna questioned.

"Yes," The Gijinka Vaporeon facefault when Sanya responded without hesitation.

"Okay, I may have destroyed the television. But..." She then pointed accusingly at the Strike Witch. "She made me throw it~!"

"...How exactly?" Touma asked, a bit confused.

"Because she was licking the remote that fell into the toilet," Sanya replied, causing all of them to glance at Varvula with a mixed expression of disgust and confusion.

"...Okay, I feel much after I heard that," Yang's mood did a full one-eighty, snickering at Varvula.

"HOW IN THE HELL DID THE REMOTE ENDED UP IN THE BATHROOM IN THE FIRST PLACE!?" Kenji comically yelled.

"...My bad," Leone nervously scratched the back of her head. "I had to make sure Raven didn't swipe it while I was taking a dump."

"So what, you just throw the remote in the toilet?!" Raven exclaimed.

"So it's technically your fault, Leone!" Varvula accused.

"Oh, sure~! Like I just slam dunk the remote into the toilet like a basketball~!" Leone sarcastically argued. "It got in there because of Top Hat, can't go one day without jump scaring someone!"

"So it was your fault then~!" Varvula accused Freddy-

BONK~!

-which earned her a lump on her head when Charlotte's IS arm smashed onto her head. "...I'll be quiet..."

"Okay one, I can totally go one day without frightening anyone," Freddy established back. "And two, I was busy scrubbing my body! You barged in when I was taking a shower!"

"Actually it was unlocked," Leone corrected. "And why does an animatronic bear need privacy?"

"I may be an animatronic bear, but I don't want you guys seeing my endoskeleton!" Freddy defended.

"No one wants to see your endoskeleton," Kenji sweatdropped.

"Speak for yourself," Gwen glared. "I want to see the night guard's remains."

"That's just gross~! Even for you~!" Kenji shouted.

"Um...I did saw Ibuki kicking the door hinges a few minutes after," Peace announced quietly.

"WHAT~?!" Ibuki exclaimed in horror. "Ibuki thought no one saw me!"

"So you were the one that broke the door!?" Touma shouted at Ibuki.

"W-Why are you upset?!" She asked in fear.

"Because the Harem-King got slugged by Charlotte the second the door fell forward!" Yang butted in with an amused look. He reveals a silver camcorder in his hand. "I got everything on film! I can't wait to upload it on Youtube!"

"But the internet doesn't exist in this world. How will th-!" Raven cut herself off when she caught a glimpse of the record. Her serious demeanor vanished instantly and began laughing. "Okay, that's actually funny! You should send it to America's Funniest Home Videos!"

"LIKE HELL YOU'RE DOING THAT~!" Touma comically snapped, while Charlotte was blushing viciously.

"While we're pinpointing faults and humiliation on others," Shiho said glaring at Raven. "Raven is responsible for that horrendous sound you were hearing last night, Mare."

"Wait, what?!" Raven ripped her eyes off the screen to glare at Shiho.

"T-That was you?!" Mare asked nervously, but had a hint of anger. "I-I thought that was Chuggaconroy's singing T-The F-F-Friday song!"

"That's a frightening combo!" Ibuki gawked in fear.

"You promised you weren't going to tell anyone about that~!" Raven hissed at Shiho.

"I was until you told this little troglodyte my weakness!" Shiho snapped, pointing to Yang.

"You have a weakness?" Varvula eagerly asked the blue rabbit.

"Yup, all I did wa-," Shiho grabbed Yang's ears before he could whisper to Varvula. While clutching a taser, she glared at him with a pleased yet sinister look on her face.

"Inform them and I'll stick this up your ass," Shiho warned.

---

"EH!? You don't have magic in your world?!"

After settling Melina and Miltia into their own rooms, Izumi began to explain his story on how he wound up on Earthland. He also explains how his previous world doesn't have magic or wizards, (Not real ones at least.) The three were walking out of the hallway that leads to the secret bedrooms.

"How is that even possible?" Melina was still surprised. "People like you living without magic or monsters?!"

"Pretty much," Izumi nods his head. "What you're seeing inside the building is also part of my world."

"E-Everything?" Miltia gaped in awed. She gazed at the blue tables and chairs sticking onto the ground. "This is really impressive craftsmanship for non-magic users."

"Now, I feel even more like scumbag for attacking you," Melina slouched with a depressing vibe around her body.

"It's alright Melina," Izumi said, gently touching her shoulder. "I buried the hatchet of your attempt to kill me. The others on the other hand…"

POW~! BIFF~! BANG~!

The faint sound of a fight breaking out, caused the three to stop in their tracks. Melina and Miltia quickly got in front of Izumi, with their guard up.

The two weren't expecting a huge fighting cloud to emerge from the 'West End' Store. Multiple limbs along with Mare's staff, Freddy's microphone, Ibuki's horn hair, and Yang's bamboo sword stuck out of the aggressive ball of violence.

"Oh, dear," Izumi giggled a bit. "Looks like they're at it again."

'...These guys were the ones that beat us?' Melina and Miltia thought with a gawking expression. Izumi just gave a nervous chuckle, glancing at the fighting cloud.

---

"In order to ease the tension of…Telly Z demise," Varvula voice rang out. "We're going to play a simple game of Apples to Apples~!"

After the fight cloud was disbursed, everyone gathered around the first floor center area. They were all sitting on the floor in a circle, each of them had five red cards in their hands.

Participates in order: Varvula, Miltia, Melina, Setsuna, Kenji, Ibuki, Mare, Izumi, Sanya, Touma, Shiho, Peace, Raven, Charlotte, Yang, Leone, Gwen, and Freddy.

"Apples to Apples?" Melina repeated, a bit puzzled.

"It's a famous party game that people in Izumi's world play~!" Varvula started with a grin. "It's way better than that complicated and weird game Cards against Humanity."

"So how do you play this…Apples game?" Miltia was kind of interested in the Izumi's culture world.

"The goal is to get as many green cards as possible," Izumi explained to them. "One person, who's now the judge, will take a green card and present it to the other players. The rest of you have to secretly place one card that best represents the green card. Finally, the judge will decide on which card they choose."

"So, the judge who wields the green card gets to decide huh?" Gwen asked for clarification.

"Yes, but you also need to have five cards in your hand," Izumi continued, pointing to the thick red car pile. "You can draw more red cards in the pile beside the green ones."

"Before we begin..." Shiho cleared her throat a bit. She raised the left hand which was glued on Touma's right hand. "Why the hell is Touma glued to my arm!?"

"Don't act surprised," Kenji retorted. "We all know you'll use your powers to cheat!"

"Mind reading magic," Melina's comment caught Shiho's ears.

"It's not magic!" Shiho barked.

"Um, am I at a disadvantage here?" Touma asked. "How am I supposed to hide my cards from her?"

"You'll manage," Shiho pouted.

"Alright, let's start with me~!" Varvula announced while taking one green card and showed it to the others.

"Eternal. Other phrases: Timeless, Immortal and Perpetual," Mare read out of the card. "Is there a time limit for choosing?"

"Say, thirty seconds," Izumi suggested.

The Guardians quickly looked down on their cards, quietly scanning their cards. Melina stares at her five cards: Armadillo, Warts, Unicorn, Treadmill, and Vacation.

'I don't understand half of these words,' Melina grimaced, staring at her cards. She noticed everyone putting a card down in the pile, including her sister. So she just took a random card and placed it in the pile in front of Varvula.

"Now that all eighteen cards are down, time for me to pick~!" Varvula eagerly declared. Everyone nodded. "Okay, now I'll be reading out the card name and their description!"

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Round 1: Varvula's Eternal

Violins/ Mare

Toes/ Dovan

Spider/ Freddy

The FBI/ Shiho

Gossip/ Charlotte

Gravity/ Raven

Folk Music/ Peace

Fur/ Leone

James Bond/ Sanya

Dodo Birds/ Setsuna

Cuba / Yang

Dancing / Ibuki

Armadillo/ Melina

Scissor/Miltia

Sneezing / Gwen

Scroll / Kenji

Polka Music / Touma

---

"T-Those are some really questionable topics," Touma didn't know how to react to the cards shown.

"Yeah some of them don't make any sense," Raven added.

"I don't know...Gossip seems to be eternal to me. Sadly," Gwen groaned.

"Only because they're talking about how creepy you are," Yang mocked.

"Oh, I know I'm creepy," Gwen retorted back. "I'm talking about how many times you are called an idiot."

"Cuba, Polka Music, James Bond," Miltia curiously muttered, while reading the descriptions. "I never heard of terms like that."

"You're not the only one," Melina agreed while squinting at the cards. '...What the hell is the FBI?'

"..." Varvula observed the cards for a while. Her eyes widened and until he took out one of them, which made everyone minus Melina, Milta, Leone, Setsuna, and Freddy's jaws drop.

"I CHOOSE THE DODO BIRDS!" Varvula announced.

"WHAT!?" Everyone minus the five exclaimed comically.

"I know they might be extinct, but I'm hoping that they might appear in this world~!" Varvula declared dramatically. "Someday, I will travel around earthland to find them~!"

"That seems like a hollow ambition," They all mumbled with a sweatdrop.

"Thank you very much," Setsuna bragged as she snatched the green card.

"Aw and I thought armadillos would win," Melina pouted.

"Remember this game depends on the judge's perspective," Izumi clarified to them.

"The judge's perspective," Touma repeated quietly.

"This is going to be tougher than I thought," Shiho gritted her teeth.

---

Round 2:

Judge: Miltia

Green Card: Scary

Red Cards:

Crying

David Letterman

Skunks

Velcro

Waffles

Cats

Tom Hanks

Chickens

Lady and the Tramp

A Million Dollars

Frogs

A bullfight

Lightning

A Spare Tire

Rooster

Pufferfish

Albedo (Blank Card: Choose your own answer.)

---

"...Mare, why did you put Albedo?" Izumi asked with a sweatdrop.

"H-How did you know it was me?!" Mare exclaimed comically in shock.

"Well your reaction gave it away," Charlotte confessed, causing Mare to pout quietly.

"I don't get how waffles could be scary," Charlotte thought out loud.

"The same goes for velcros," Touma sweatdropped.

"What the hell is a Lady and the Tramp?" Leone asked.

"It's an old animated Disney film about two dogs falling in love," Izumi explained.

Leone crossed her arms still looking confused. "Okay...What's a Disney Film?"

"You don't know what a Disney film is?!" Varvula asked in shock. "T-That's inhuman!"

"Sais the person that took an hour to call 911," Shiho sweatdropped.

"Hey, that was your fault for not telling me sooner!" Varvula comically snapped.

"Hmm," Miltia was pondering over the cards she got. Most of the cards she had no idea what they meant, even with the description, but one caught her eyes. "I choose this one."

The others looked at the card she picked, with mixed reactions. "You think frogs are scary?" Kenji rhetorically asked.

"I'm not a big fan of frogs," Miltia shivered before glancing at Melina. "Mainly because my sister keeps sneaking them into my bed most of the time."

"Hey at least I stopped doing it," Melina defended poorly.

"So who's card is it?" Miltia asked.

"Mine..." Sanya mumbled while taking the green card.

"Note to self, never trust the quiet ones," Gwen whispered.

---

Round 3

Judge: Setsuna

Green Card: Cute

Chooses of red cards

Track and Field

Tornado

Ice

Buttons

In the Dog House

Hotdogs

Honey

Girls

Forest fires

Milk

My love life

NASA

Octopus

Oranges

Rubber Gloves

Pinecone

Taylor Swift

---

"Whoever put 'Forest Fire' really has a sick twisted version of cute," Shiho mumbled.

"I can get dogs being cute, but hot dogs?" Peace asked oddly.

"Octopus? Cute?" Kenji raised his eyebrow. "Yeah, like hell they're cute."

"Ice…Cute?" Milita blushed suddenly.

"..." Setsuna resisted at first as she slowly picked up the card she chose.

"My Love Life?" Peace squealed. "She likes someone!"

"Maybe a guy from her world?" Charlotte added.

"..." Setsuna blushed looking down.

"IT IS~!" Peace and Charlotte shrieked.

"Ow my ears," Gwen groaned.

"I-It's not a big deal!" Setsuna blurted out. "W-Who card is it?!"

"That was mine," Touma nervously chuckled.

"...I will kill you in your sleep," Setsuna glared menacingly, scaring Touma a bit.

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Round 4

Judge: Melina

Green Card: Appetizing

Red cards:

Playing Chess

The Three Tenor

Nuclear Power Plant

Screeching

Hand Grenades

Mice

Pizza Hut

Tom and Jerry

Giant Squid

Ipod

Blockbuster

Kinuhata Saiai (Blank Card.)

Flying Monkeys

Mimikyu

Xenoblade

Barney

Oxygen.

---

'...

...

...I don't know what any of these words mean~!' Melina mentally cried out observing the cards.

"Ah yes, Hand Grenades can be very appetizing," Setsuna's eyes rolled sarcastically.

"Wait really?!" Mare and Melina asked.

"She was being sarcastic…" Touma said.

"Irony how Mimikyu, Tom and Jerry and Mice are the same," Varvula noted. "All three of them have rodents."

"Have you ever tried a giant squid before?" Ibuki wondered out loud.

"I didn't know they existed…" Charlotte replied.

"Mhmhmhm~!" Melina was still gazing at the cards. Steam was rising out of her head, by her using her brain to pick.

"Um…is your sister going to be okay?" Varvula whispered, noticing the girl's reaction. "It looks like she's going to explode any minute."

Before she could reply, she was interrupted by her sister. "OKAY I CHOOSE THIS CARD~!" Miltia yelled out revealing her card, to everyone.

"...You chose…Barney?" Gwen questioned in shock.

Melina nods, looking a bit nervous."...Did I do it wrong?"

"N-No it's not like that," Charlotte assured her. "Are you sure that's what you want to pick as Appetizing?"

"W-Well…Out of all of them," Melina looked up at them with a slob of drool leaking out of her mouth. "Barney sounds tasty!"

'...That got dark real fast,' Izumi blandly said with a sweatdrop. 'Whoever put down that card must be very awkward.'

"WOOHOO~! Hurray for unorthodox picking~!" Varvula cheered while yoinking the green card.

"Oh you've got to be kidding me!" Shiho was very annoyed that Varvula got one before her.

---

Round 5:

Judge: Kenji

Green Card: Gorgeous

Red Cards:

Chair

Anaconda

Moose

Fox

Computer

Auriana

Monkey D Luffy

Justin Bieber

Going To the bathroom

T-rex

Dolphins

Chameleon

Buzz Lightyear

Ring

Walking a Dog

Steve Martin

PlayStation

---

"Well...this is a crappy pile," Kenji blankly stated.

"What are you talking about? Dolphins are gorgeous!" Charlotte pouted.

"How should I know? I'd never seen a dolphin before!" Kenji argued.

"W-What about Monkey D Luffy from One Piece!" Peace asked.

"I never heard of him," Kenji bluntly answered.

"How do you not know Monkey D Luffy!" Peace blurted out. "He's an awesome and funniest pirate captain!"

"...I guess that was yours then, right?" Kenji questioned. This caused the girl to cover her mouth blushing.

"I've heard of Aurianna's name when I was flipping through the channels one time. She's from a show called Lolirock," Izumi thought. out loud "All I know about Justin Bieber are the songs that the girls at my class would sing…Most of the boys call him a gay wallaby freak with gorgeous hair."

"That Justine guy sounds like someone from Blue Pegasus," Melina chuckled.

"Is that supposed to be a compliment or an insult?" Freddy questioned.

"Well I'm just going to pick a card at random," Kenji declared. "Cause in my opinion, I don't think any of these cards are gorgeous."

"Quit talking and pick one already!" Setsuna snapped.

"Fine, I get it!" Kenji snapped annoyed. He then randomly shuffled the red cards by looking at them. Once he was done, he took one card out from the pile and set it down in the middle. "I DRAW THIS CARD ON THE FIELD~!"

...

...

…

'...Why did I just sound like the Prez?' Kenji blandly in his head.

"What kind of performance was that?" Miltia questioned with a sweatdrop.

"He does that most of the time. He's been known as a weirdo," Gwen replied.

"You chose foxes," Raven said, ignoring his outburst.

"Foxes huh?" Kenji said. "Well, it could be worse. So who's card is it?"

"Mine," Sanya announced.

"Again?!" Touma exclaimed. "Sanya is winning by two cards!"

"Yes, thank you for stating the obvious," Setsuna declared.

"She is really on her game tonight!" Ibuki said. "It's like at night her power level goes up to 9000!"

"That's not how you say it, Ibuki," Freddy scoffed. "It's like this." He cleared his throat. He then began to twitch violently "IT'S OVER 9000!"

POP!

Miltia and Melina yelped when Freddy's head popped off and tumbled in the center of the circle. "That's how to say it."

"...I-I don't want my head to pop off," Ibuki said, chuckling nervously.

---

Round 6

Judge: Ibuki

Green Card: Big

Red Cards:

Niagara Falls

My body

Rooster

Teletubbies

Chalk

The End of the World

Pinecone

Grand Canyon

Throwing up

Truck drivers

Whales

Woody Alan

Pyramids

Toaster

One-Punch Man

Shuichi Sihara

Viper.

---

"This is a really interesting combo," Ibuki said observing the cards. "...

...

...

...In Niagara Falls, my body turned into a rooster by the Teletubbies holding a piece of chalk. The creature said that the End of the World is near, but I have to stop a giant Pinecone from taking over the Grand Canyon by throwing up Truck drivers riding on whales. It turns out that the pinecone is a snake being controlled by Woody Allen hiding inside the Pyramid holding a toaster, however, the One Punch Man destroyed the Pinecone! Saving Shuichi Sihara from the evil King Viper's plot!"

"..." Everyone silently stared blankly at Ibuki.

"...That was actually a good story," Miltia said, looking a bit intrigued.

"WAIT SERIOUSLY~!?" Melina and Kenji barked comically.

"You got to admit, while it was a bit…weird. I'm impressed by how she used all her cards in order to create a short story in a few seconds," Charlotte complimented.

"Even if it didn't make any sense," Mare added.

"..." Yang's eyes sparkled with disbelief.

"W-What's wrong with Yang?!" Peace asked.

"Many things," Gwen answered bluntly.

"I don't believe it...there's a hero that can beat anything with one punch," Yang asked. "I wanna meet this guy!"

"It's a fictional character though," Varvula deadpanned.

"We're all fictional characters," Shiho reminded, with sweatdropped.

"So which one do you choose, Ibuki?" Touma asked.

"Huh? Didn't I already tell you?" Ibuki questioned obviously.

"No, you didn't!" Kenji shot back.

Ibuki snickered. "Well, I choose...CHALK!"

...

...

...

"WHAT!?" Everyone minus Sanya yelled in disbelief.

"W-Why did you choose chalk?!" Touma asked, a bit shocked. "Out of all the cards that are the smallest thing!"

"Well I was going to go with the "Grand Canyon", but when you put "My Body" and "Chalk" together..." Ibuki winked mischievously. "I decided to go in that direction!"

"...What do you mean exactly?" Varvula asked. She along with Yang, Sanya, Gwen and Peace were a bit clueless. The others react with red cheeks, while some like Leone, Raven and Miltia realize it and snicker.

"T-This must be something w-what Albedo does to my master," Mare thought out loud.

"Aww, you are clueless just like Touma," Ibuki groaned. "So who's card is it?"

"M-Mine," Touma slowly raised his hand.

"Pervert," Setsuna glared at Touma.

"Why am I being called a pervert~!?" Touma comically yelled. "The only reason she went in that direction was that someone put 'My Body!"'

"So who put my body?" Kenji asked. No one said anything until a hand was up.

"...I'm sorry that was me," Charlotte confessed.

"Charlotte is more perverted than Touma," Shiho stated.

"We should call ourselves the Perv Trio!" Ibuki announced.

"NO WAY/LIKE HELL!" Charlotte and Touma comically yelled.

---

Round 6

Judge: Mare Bellos Fiore

Green Card: Mischievous

Red Cards:

Icebergs

Remote Control

Graffiti

Hand Grenade

Funeral

Ghost town

My Boss

Pond Scum

South Park

Stonehenge

Sailors

Bill Murray

Yin and Yang

State Fair

Teenagers

Fruit Bat

Cagney Carnation

---

"Teenagers can be really mischievous," Sanya announced.

"So is Bill Murray..." Varvula nodded, right after having a confused looked. "Whoever she is."

"Bill Murray is a man," Shiho corrected.

"He is?" She exclaimed in disbelief. "Billy sounds like a girl's name."

"...You have poor judgment on gender names," Shiho sweatdropped.

"And she's the one who beat me?" Melina grimaced, glancing at Varvula.

Izumi frowned a bit. "...South Park..."

"Huh? What about it?" Touma asked.

"...I hate that show," Izumi mumbled with a hateful glare.

"...What's it about?" Peace questioned.

"A-According to this card..." Mare stared at it. "...I-It read "- H-Highly-rated, highly offensive a-animated cartoon series. "Oh my God! We killed Kenny!"

"...How offensive is this show?" Raven questioned.

"You don't wanna know. Trust me," Izumi sternly said. "It's worse than Robot Chicken and Happy Tree Friends."

"Happy Tree Friends?" Melina questioned.

"Don't ask at all," Izumi, Peace and Shiho replied, with dry expressions on their faces.

"Okay..." Kenji shook it off. "So what was your choice Mare?"

Mare thought nervously while he picked his red card. "S-State Fair."

"State Fair? You think that's miserable?" Setsuna questioned.

"W-Well...I never b-been to one b-b-before," Mare hesitated. "B-But I might have s-something to do with Bessie winning a blue ribbon."

"You have no idea what a State Fair is, do you?" Setsuna hinted.

"...N-No," Mare confessed, looking down. "B-But it sounds miserable."

"How exactly?" Yang asked. "I mean they don't have many rides, but I wouldn't call it miserable."

"...Thank you," Sanya snatched the green card.

"Oh for the love of Foo! Am I ever going to get a green card?!" Yang announced annoyedly.

---

Izumi didn't know how long they've been playing, but it's been fun for him and the others. He even knew things about them that he never knew.

When his turn was next, he picked Kinky as the green card. When he got all the red cards, some of them either didn't make any sense, or were just plain wrong. The only one left he chose was Starfish and didn't explain the reason.

Sanya admitted to walking around without any underwear when her green card was Clueless, and she chose Touma's red card Underwear. Which earned him a metal fist to the face by the flustered Charlotte.

"After one marvelous round, it's down to the final two!" Ibuki announced dramatically, using Freddy's microphone arm. The two final players were facing each other while sitting cross legged on the floor while the others sat on the bench. "Tied for first place is Touma Kamijou and Sanya V Litvyak!"

"Is she always like this?" Melina asked while pointing at Ibuki.

"Pretty much," Izumi nods with a slight chuckle.

"So much for the advantage," Varvula groaned.

"Don't be like that Varvula," Peace reassured. "You got two greens card."

"Yeah only two," Varvula grumbled.

"...W-Who do you guys think will win?" Mare asked.

"Sanya," Everyone minus Varvula, Miltia, Melina and Setsuna instantly replied. This caused Touma to facefault comically.

"Sorry dude, but she's been ruthless throughout the game," Leone said truthfully.

"And you only tied with her because of your perverted cards," Shiho added.

"IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT YOUR MINDS WERE IN THE GUDDER~!" Touma comically yelled.

"Yeah!" Varvula nods in agreement. "Even though I don't know what perverted means. It's not Touma's fault!"

"So, how are we going to decide the winner?" Leone asked, scratching her head.

"Battle to the death?" Gwen flat out answered.

"Seriously, how can you say that with a straight face?!" Kenji comically shouted.

"Since we're tied, I've decided the game of choice will be Rock Paper Scissors!" Ibuki announced.

"Rotten Luck," Touma cursed with a gloom vibe. "I failed at this game so many times."

"How does one lose to Rock Paper Scissors numerous times?" Raven asked, raising her eyebrow.

"He somehow finds a way," Yang chuckled a bit. "It's Touma after all."

"This is the same guy that blocked our union raid," Miltia dryly recalled.

"Even if he is unlucky, I know he will win," Varvula encouraged. "GO TOUMA!"

"GO TOUMA~!" Everyone's jaws dropped after Setsuna's outburst. "...What? He may be a pervert, but Varvula would probably jinx him."

"Hey~!" Varvula pouted angrily.

"Are you two ready?" Ibuki asked. Touma and Sanya nodded. They put their hands out. "Now begin~!"

"ROCK...

...PAPER...

...SCISSOR!..."

Everyone felt the sudden ferocity as the two brought their hands down with full force, causing a massive dust cloud to emerge.

"W-Whoa~!" Miltia and Melina gape in awe at the intensity.

"Holy crap!" Kenji was taken back by the force. "Is this some kind of Shonen manga!?"

"I can't see a thing!" Leone yelled out, blinded by the dust.

"This is so epic!" Peace examined with excitement.

"Wait, why is there so much dust picking up?" Charlotte questioned. "Didn't Yang vacuum the floor yesterday?"

"Yang? I thought you said, Leone?" Yang stated.

"How did you confuse your name with mine!?" Leone comically yelled.

The dust was slowly clearing up as the others leaned forward to see the winner. However, once the dust cloud was gone completely everyone's jaws dropped in disbelief.

Sanya had a fist shaped like a rock connecting to Touma's cheek. While at the same time, his 'rock' landed on her cheeks.

"...

...

...THEY ROCKED EACH OTHER~!?" Everyone minus Gwen screeched comically.

"...That...was...a good...game...Touma," Sanya mumbled, trying not to pass out due to drowsiness.

"...You...too...next time...we'll settle this..." Touma accepted. They all watch as they both collapse on the floor, unconscious.

"...That was anticlimactic," Gwen said, looking unimpressed. She hops off the couch. "...I'm going to dissect the dead squirrel now."

"That's disgusting," Raven gagged. The goth child ignored her and left the living room.

"Never mind that, are they both okay?" Charlotte asked.

Shiho checked both of them with her powers. "Yeah, they've knocked each other out due to exhaustion."

"You guys are insane," Melina stated blandly.

"Tell us something we don't know," Kenji replied while carrying Sanya on his back. Leone did the same to Touma. The two walked them to the Walmart section.

"If you need me, I'll be out honing my flexibility skills in the forest," Yang declared while

While the others went their own way, Izumi noticed the twins looking quiet. "Sorry, if things were a bit…"

"No it's alright," Melina shook her head, and smiled a bit. "It was a bit chaotic, and confusing for us. But, I find it kind of fun though…" She then frowns. "Still the demon girl wants to kill me."

"Well you did threaten him to melt his face," Miltia reminded, earning a stern glare from her sister.

"Raven can get a bit…eccentric when expressing her love to me," Izumi nervously scratched his chin a bit. 'Honestly, this Raven seems way out of character, even if this is the Teen Titan GO version.'

"Is she your girlfriend?" Miltia asked straightforwardly.

Melina glared at her sister. "Militia, don't you think that's a bit ru-."

The boy waved his hand with a straight face. "No, she's way out of my league."

"INSTANT ANSWER~!" Melina comically exclaimed.

"..." Miltia sighed quietly with a soft smile. 'That's a relief, but I must confirm with the other girls as well…!'

"Raven!" Izumi warned when he and the twins noticed an anvil floating above Miltia's head.

"...!" Realizing she was caught, Raven quickly hurled the anvil out the window. They heard the sound of it hitting something outside which gave her enough time to escape.

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Next Chapter: Flashback Hijinks