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*group chatt* (online Debut, Lover, Speak Now, Red )

Debut : Hey you guys how are you doing ?

Lover : I'm happy !

Red : you forgot free, confused and lonely...

Lover : Oh hey Red ! Sorry I forgot that you existed.

Red : Lover you know what ?

Lover : What ?

Red : You'll never forget me, cause you remember me all too well.

Lover : just stfu Red...

Debut : Why are you guys fighting everytime we start to talk in here ?

*Debut has left the chatt*

*Rep is online*

*Fearless is online*

bot : this is a reminder that you are not allowed to swear.

Rep : Why are you fighting, everybody knows I'm the best. I keep it real and I'm hilarious. You guys love me.

Fearless : No you're not, I am.

Rep : No you're not, sorry to break it down for you sweetie but you're not. It's not because you have two versions that you're the best.

*fearless has left the chatt*

*Evermore is online*

Rep : Red look what you just made me do !

Red : Well looks like somebody's a bit dRaMaTiC today...

Rep : I swear I don't love the drama, it loves me baby.

Evermore : Can y'all please play nice today ?

Rep : Nah cause if I make peace with Red, she'll stabb me in the back while shaking my hand.

Red : I knew you were trouble...

*Fearless is online*

Fearless : I AM PERFECTLY FINE !!!! And don't you even dare trying to come back with your white horses, it's too late. Btw may I remind you that I'm the one you come driving to in the middle of the night and I'm the one who makes you laugh when you know you're about to cry.

1989 : Oh just shake it off. Be grown ups for once.

Lover : Don't worry Fearless, you'll get better soon. :)

Speak Now : Fearless, call me if you need a hand, 'cause everyone knows there is nothing I do better than revenge.

Fearless : Thanks Speak Now but I know I'm gonna be alright someday like Lover said.

* Fearless has left the chatt*

*Folklore is online*

Rep : Wow somone's got her bad blood mode on.

Evermore : I mean...No body no crime...

Lover : Death by a thousand cuts isn't that bad, is it ? I'm sure we make a really good team especially with me in it 'cause you'll never find another like me !

Red : Well looks like everything has changed.

Lover : What ? I'm the heartbreak princess after all. And I'm not the one who lost the king of my heart <3

Rep : I. Will. Kill. You.

Folklore : And there goes the last great American dynasty...All went down because of illicit affairs. Oh and the old lady with champagne problems doesn't get to talk.

Evermore : 'tis the damn season honey, drinking time has come. Sorry not sorry.

Rep : You're just fucked in the head.

group bot : this is a reminder that you are not allowed to swear.

Evermore : well I know for sure you're not the one who would've made such a lovely bride.

Red: it's cause Speak Now interrupted the wedding... Really fun to watch btw.

Speak Now : IT'S NOT MY FAULT if I somehow managed to burn the ring....I mean paper burns easily... I hate you guys. Ever since I go back to december all the time in my head.

Lover : How could you be stupid enough to get married with an actual paper ring....You're all a lost cause.

Folklore : I prefer august.

Evermore : Oh yeah, I remember you slipping away with a bottle of wine, and you're the one talking about champagne problem ha ?

Folklore : I'm a mirrorball, I can change everything about me to fit in. It's just a copying mechanism sis.

*folklore and Evermore left the chatt*

Speak Now : You know what guys ? One day I'll be living in a big old city and all you're gonna be is mean.

*Speak Now has left the chatt*

Rep : I was mean before. That's not new. I already killed my old self, want me to do it again ?

1989: Rep I still have a blank space for your name, it'll be in red underlined. I'll even worship it like a false God

Lover : 1989 if you're that desperate, pray to Jesus too.

Rep : Hey I heard you opened a casting, I'd like to be the actress starring in your bad dreams 1989.

1989 : In your wildest dreams Rep.

Red : Wow Looks like some people are never ever getting back together.

Rep : I might get a shot, I'm a mess but I'm the mess 1989 wants.

1989 : All you had to do was stay in the first place.

Rep: At least I got some indie records that's much better than yours.

1989 : At least I never go out of style.

Lover : Guess we found Miss Americana and the hearbreak princess.

Red : Can you guys please stop copying me ?!

*Debut is online*

Debut : GUYS !!!

1989/Red/Rep/Lover : Shut up !!

Debut : Y'all are so mean to me...

Lover : girl there's no I in team but you know there is a me !

Rep : you too Lover.

Red : And obviously I had to watch it begin again....

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online : Red, Speak Now, Debut, 1989, Fearless.

Red: Hiii guys !

Debut : Hiiii Red !

Fearless : Heyyyy guys !

Speak Now : Hii ! Red are you okay ?

Red: I might be okay but I'm not fine at all. No seriously yeah I'm okay why ?

Speak Now : idk... You seem different...First glance feeling

1989: REEEED!

Red : yes ? Oh hey 1989 what's up bestie ? And I swear to you Speak Now there's nothing new with me.

1989 : It was supposed to be me *crying emoji* I saw it in my wildest dreams, it was supposed to be me.

Red : well it's not my fault.

Speak Now : what what happened ?

1989 : Red.Got.Rerecorded.

Fearless : Yayy, welcome to the other side (of the door) Red !

Debut : WHAAAT ?

Speak Now: Noooo Red we had a deal. We grow up together or we never grow up. It's treacherous, ur a traitor Red.

Red: well I guess 1989 wasn't ready for it yet. She's still not over her ex.

1989 : don't you... Speaking about that, someone's going to be real mad...

Red : No no no no don't tell her, pleaaase, she's going to kill me on the spot. I'm not ready to die yet. I'm 32 and still growing up. Don't let me die.

1989: mmh Idk...

*Rep is online*

group bot : this is a reminder that you are not allowed to swear

Red : Who did it ? Who ?

Speak Now : ...

Speak Now : coming back around here, was maybe bad for your health.

Red : was it you Speak Now ? You really went against me ?

Speak Now : there's nothing I do better than revenge...

Rep : Hello guys.

Speak Now : Oh hey Rep !

Red: ur dead girl.

Speak Now : I'm still an innocent. I did nothing.

Rep : I smelled trouble what's up there ?

Red : Wait, so no one told you anything ?

Rep : tell me what ?

Red : no nothing

Rep : When one of you idiots shows emotion, I appear, that's it. (except maybe when debut or fearless complain about something) So now tell me what happened.

Red : poor them.

Fearless : I hate you guys.

*fearless left the chatt*

Rep : someone tell me what's happening or I'll start killing people.

1989 : someone got to the wrong side.

Rep : ??

Rep : Lover did something again ?

Rep : No? REEEEED what did you do again ?

Red : No- Nothing. I did nothing.

Rep : Idk why but I'm sure you did something. What is it ? Make it fast.

1989 : Red if you ain't doing it I'll do it.

Rep : guys tell me. NOW.

1989 : Red got re-recorded.

Rep : WHAT ?! RED COME HERE YOU *****

group bot : this is a reminder that you are not allowed to swear

*Red left the chatt*

1989 : . . .

Rep : traitor. I hate her.

1989 : You do know Lover is also on the same side as Red right ?

Rep : Yes but Lover is Lover. I-

1989 : you can't what ?

Rep : Nothing.

1989 : yes there's something, go ahead.

Rep : You know, don't play with me.

1989 : I do know, I just want you to say it.

Rep : No.

*Taylor is online*

Red : Hiiiiii mom !

1989 : Mom.

Debut : MOOOOOM ! I LOVE YOU !

Taylor : Hi guys !

Rep : Debut you creepy kid. You've been watching us all this time.

Debut : Hey! What ? You guys are really fun to watch.

Taylor : 1989 I know you're mad but it's not my fault you know it. Rep, you're not old enough yet and you also know it. And I'm not ready for it. Annd Hii Debut sweetie pie how are you ?

Debut : I'm good thanks for asking mom !

Rep : we can see who's the favourite kid... Thanks a lot mom.

Taylor : Also Rep, you can't be mean to your sisters every time something happens.

Rep: I'm sorry. I'll talk to Red and bring her back if u want.

1989 : Yes I am mad and I have every right to be.

Debut : But if we're talking about who's the favourite, I know who's the less favourite kid in here.

Taylor : What is this, I love everyone equally. Stop saying that Debut. You guys just stop fighting all the time for nothing.

Rep : Evermore

1989 : Evermore.

Taylor : Evermore, what's up with her ?

1989 : Mom, you forgot her birthday...

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online : debut, fearless, speak now, red, 1989, reputation, lover, folklore, evermore*

*bot : this is a reminder that you are not allowed to swear*

Rep : Hey, guys it's been a while. How's everyone ?

Folklore : who turned her soft ?

Lover : hi baby

Fearless : BABY ?

Rep : loveerrrrr

Lover : sorry

Fearless : so no one is going to adress it ?

Rep : ...

Speak Now : hey guys, omggg I'm so happy for you guys.

Lover : thanks speak now.

Rep : Speak Now ?

*Speak Now is offline*

Rep : kid get back you little ....country idiot.

Evermore : damn that was smooth.

Lover : I'm making her soft hehe :)

Rep : can somone please bring the kid back, there's something off about her.

Fearless : what's wrong with her ?

Debut : NOOOOO, speak now you traitor.

1989 : Heyyyy guys

Rep : no no no not you too

1989 : ...

Rep : you guys are seriously going to leave me alone in there with the kid ???

Fearless : I'm not sorry

Evermore : is it really that bad in there ?

Rep : It's like being locked in an asylum. IT IS BAD

1989 : Come one Rep, it's not that bad. And fyi, I have a month left.

Rep : hopefully I'll be out of here by New Year's Day.

Folkore : we dream of mom to save the day

Evermore : but we dream in the dark for the most part

Foklore: Dark as a tomb, where it happens

Rep : Hamilton's bullet holes arent going to be fixed by bandaids if you keep going.

Red : and on a Wednesday in a café, I watched it being again...

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online : poet, red, evermore, folklore, debut, 1989, Speak Now, Lover

Red : IT'S FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
Speak Now : SHUT IT
1989 : god Red we know.
Folklore :...
Red: what's up with her ?
Evermore : she's "mourning the loss of August"
Lover: oh come on Folklore you do that every year.
Red: and hats and scarves and knee socks
89: oh come on you do that every year move on
Evermore: right where summer left her, watch out sis you have dust collecting on your pinned up hair.
Folklore : f you
Evermore : luv ya too
Red: and wearing tights for the first time in months
1989 : hey guys btw, where's midnights ?
Speak now: no idea
Red: and when the mornings are all chilly
Evemore : alseep.
Red: and you can see your breath, and draw little pictures on foggy windows
Folklore: wait, who's midnights ?
Evermore : the new one ?
Folklore: there's another one? DAMN MOM YOU NEVER STOP
1989: sexy af imo
Lover: oops someone's got a crush
Red: and plaid stuff and ANKLE BOOTS
1989: gli-glitch. I think there's been a glitch, I never typed that. Bye.
Speak Now : yeah right we all saw you
Red: and not caring when people make fun of pumpkin flavored stuff because YOU LOVE IT and are happy it's all the rage
1989 :BYE
*1989 left the chat*
All: SHUT UP RED.
Red: sorry...I'm just excited
Debut: hiiii guys
Speak now: DEBUUUUT
Evermore : hi kid
Speak Now: How you doin' on the other side ?
Debut: I'm locked in a asylum, she's crazy. I. Need. Help.
Red: you'll come out soon don't worry.
Poet: do you guys ever stop talking ?
Debut : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Folklore : Hi ? who are you ?
Evermore : THERE'S ANOTHER ONE ? MOM HOW MANY DID U MAKE ???
Poet: I'm Poet? no one told me about you ?
Folklore : uh no ?
Evermore : WAIT I'M A MIDDLE CHILD NOW ?? I REFUSE
Lover : haha welcome to the club Eve. Btw Debut, where's rep ? I miss her
Debut: she's brooding (pouting) in her corner
Red: I bet she's mad
Speak Now : yeaaaah
Folklore: being locked in there with Debut, enough to drive anyone crazy
Poet: asylums are fun
Speak Now: YOUVE BEEN IN ONE ?
Poet: yeah, why?
Red: damn that one is scary
Evermore :do you kill people ?
Poet: uh yeah ?
Evermore: I like you.
Speak Now: shit they get along
Red: shit, and language speak now !