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  1. Earth Girls Are Easy by

    Fandoms: Destroy All Humans! (Video Game)  

    11 Oct 2023

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    Told from the POV of a female Majestic agent abducted for questioning some time during the course of the first game.
    I honestly think Crypto and Natalya seem cute together but... I haven't played the second game yet and also I don't care. I want to fuck Crypto so bad it makes me look stupid. And so does this fun self-insert character. If something seems canon non-compliant… um… no it doesn't! Enjoy!

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