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A Summerween to remember...

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I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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I THANK AND OWE GOD EVERYTHING!

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Mable was excited! This was going to be the best Summerween ever! She happily worked on her Strawberry Jelly costume...oblivious to the dark shadow slinking toward her...enveloping her...whispering in her ear..

...A couple hours later...

Dipper took a deep breath. "Look Mable...I'm not feeling well...I think I'm sick." Lied Dipper as he tried to cough convincingly.

Mable smiled sweetly. "I understand Dipper...you just stay home and get better."

Wow...that was easier then I thought... Thinks Dipper in surprise. "But first...you should take a shower...you smell wrank." Teased Mabel as she and her friends went on their merry way.

Dipper frowned and took a whiff of his armpit..and recoiled. 'Yikes! She's right!...I need to get ready for Tambry's party!'

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Dipper whistles a merry tune as he washes himself-

ZAP!

Oh, that's just great! Thinks an annoyed Dipper as the power goes out. He gropes blindly for the towel rack. Only to find it empty. Dipper gives an annoyed grunt as he then gropes around blindly for his clothes on the floor-

click

That was the last thing Dipper heard before he was catapulted through the air...

CRASH!

And lands in a soft bush!? 'Wha...what just happened?' Thinks Dipper confused. Then to his horror, he realized; He was outside the Shack...and he was naked!

Embarrassed, Dipper quickly ran to the back door...only to find it locked!...and a note?

Dear, Dipping Sauce

HA! HA! Maybe next time you'll think twice about lying to your sister!

Don't bother trying to get back inside; all the entrances have been sealed, I bribed Grunkle Stan with bacon, and Soos is out buying Jumbo snacks(A chore I made sure will take all night).

You got two choices Bro-Bro: Walk outside naked all night(I hear a cold front is moving in!).

Or stop being silly, grab the costume I've hidden in the bush, and come enjoy Summerween with us like a normal person yah creep!(playful giggle)

Well be waiting for you out front! Love Mable!

Dipper bristled at this, especially that 'normal' part. 'So I'm being silly? Huh!? Funny how whenever I want to do something I think is fun; I'm being 'silly'. But when were doing what YOU want, I'm being 'normal.'

Thought Dipper annoyed. Okay, he'll admit it. Lying to Mable had been wrong...but this! This was going to far! This was disproportionate retribution at it's finest!

Dipper groaned...he was in a lose-lose situation...if he didn't do what she wanted...he'd be spending the night naked and cold...But if he did do what she wanted...She and Grunkle Stan would never let him hear the end of it!...Worse, by backing down now...Mable would probably just do this again in the future! He'd never be able to do what he wanted again!...that was no life!

But still...where dose that leave me? Thinks Dipper conflicted-

THWAK!

Something smacks against Dipper's face...he groans as he peels it off and looks at it...and immediately recognizes it!

Wha? How'd this get out here? Thinks Dipper confused...oblivious to the shadows that creeped...enveloped...and whispered...

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"You did what to Dipper!?" Shouted Candy in disbelief. "I found out Dipper was going to lie to me to get out of Trick-or-Treating so he could go to some party. So I tricked Soos to make a booby trap that would send Dipper naked outside the Shack, after Waddles ate his clothes, towel and shuts off the lights." Mable pauses to give the newly returned Waddles a treat. "Thus forcing him to chose between Trick-or-treating with us...or walking around naked all night."

Mable smiled. "Needless to say...I'm confident what he'll choose." Her friends just looked at her in disbelief.

"Uh...Mabel?...I agree that Dipper shouldn't have lied to you...but don't you think that locking him outside in his birthday suite...was a bit excessive?" Asked a weirded out Candy cautiously.

"Wha- NO! Look, Dipper might be mad at first...but I'm going to make this night so amazing that he'll forget all about that!" Said an optimistic Mable honestly.

"Uh...I'm not too sure of that..." Said Grenda as she pointed away from the Shack. Mable turned around just in time to see her brother- Clad in nothing but a loincloth -flip her the bird as he ran off toward Tambry's party.

"H...he's not coming with us..with me?" Asked a heartbroken Mable.

"Yeah, ain't that a kick in the teeth?" Asked a new voice nastily.

They all turned around and gasped at he sight of the monster before them! "Hello ladies! Names Slenderman and I'll be your designated 'Summerween trickster' for the night!"

The monster leered forward. "You ready to be punished for your lack of Summerween spirit?"

"What!? What are you talking about!? Were going Trick-or-Treating! How's that not full of Summerween spirit!?"

Slenderman nodded. "True, but you tried to stop Dipper from having fun this Summerween 'his way', that's just as bad!"

Mable looked at him confused. "What are you talking about!?"

Slenderman shrugged. "Don't get me wrong...he shouldn't have lied to you...but let's be honest; if he HAD told you the truth...you would've just guilt tripped him into doing things YOUR way with the 'family comes first' Aesop that seems to always favor you!"

"The what Aesop?" Asked Mable confused. "What are you-

"ENOUGH JIBBER JABBER!" Interrupts Slenderman with a deafening roar. "You have until the last Jack-O-Melon is blown out to gather 500 candies...or else-

He pauses to bite the head off the nearby Gorney, killing him instantly.

The three frightened girls cried and vomit. Slenderman laughs. "Oh...and for the sake of poetic irony-

ZAP!

YOU HAVE TO DO IT ALL NAKED!

Laughs the Eldritch Abomination as he leaves the lot of them naked, crying and shivering...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

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A Summerween to remember...

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I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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AN: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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I THANK AND OWE GOD EVERYTHING!

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A naked Candy snarled at Mable, "I told you pranking your brother was a bad idea!" And then Candy frowned in deep though..."And yet my punishment is no less severe...What's up with that?"

Mable shook her head, "Never mind that now! You heard that...thing? -Anyway, we need to get 500 candies or were dead! So let's get cracking!" She shouted as she -reluctantly- walked to town. Candy flushed, "W-wait...were REALLY going to do this? NAKED?" She asked mortified.

Grenda grabbed her roughly by the shoulder and dragged her along after an equally embarrassed Mable, "Swallow your pride girlfriend! It's HAIL MARY TIME!"

Candy sighed, "So much for saving myself for my wedding night." Said the melancholy American-Asian girl...

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"What was I thinking!?" Cursed Dipper to himself as he hide behind a tree outside Tambry's house. Intoxicated by his 'victory' over Mable, he'd apparently ran all the way here -unseen, thank the good lord for small favors- before realizing he was going to a party with his teen crush...practically NAKED save for a wool loincloth! "How did I not realize how STUPID this idea was!? I can't go in like this!"

Unfortunately...his options were limited. He couldn't go back the way he came, the streets were now full of partying teens. He couldn't stay here, the cold front was moving in and he'd FREEZE to death if he stayed out here! He couldn't even claim it was a costume- no one else was wearing a costume! Dipper had never felt so trapped before...

An invisible Slenderman laughed at his predicament, "Ah...Poor boy...well, what 'upstanding citizen' would I be if I didn't lend a hand?" He asked to himself with a laugh ah begins to work his magic...

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Lazy Susan looked at them embarrassed and annoyed. "Uh...yeah...pretty sure that doesn't count as a costume...please leave before I call the police, I can't afford another violation on my restraining order!" She shouts as she slams the door.

"Oh, come on!" Shouts an annoyed Mable as she and her friends shivered miserably...

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SPLASH!

Oh, come on!" Shouts Dipper as a car rushing by splashed him with cold water, completely soaking him. Now he was even more freezing, worse wool loincloth and cold water were not a good mix!

Dipper sighed annoyed, "Great...all I need is Wendy to inexplicably pop up here to see me like this and the night will be 'complete'." He groused miserably.

"Sorry, I guess you'll have to make do with me." Said a familiar voice behind him. Dipper whimpered as he turned around...to see Tambry...her picture phone poised and ready.

"Oh, no." Groaned Dipper.

"Oh, yes." Said an ecstatic Tambry...

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Chapter Text

A Summerween to Remember

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I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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I THANK AND OWE GOD EVERYTHING!

...III...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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While Dipper was becoming a internet viral sensation- whether he liked it or not -a kindred spirit was having a similar 'issue'.

Frankie Foster groaned as stood in front of Tambry's house, 'How did I even get here?'

She'd been going out of state for an errand for her grandmother...when her car broke down in this town that wasn't even on the map!

She'd tried to go into a nearby party to call a toe-truck...but they wouldn't let her in! Apparently it was Summerween- honestly what kinda rip-off holiday was that? Even the name was lazy! -and they only were letting people in with costumes...

Fortunately, they had a lost and found full of spare costumes...

UNfortunately, most of them were covered in... 'fluids', had cigarette burned through them, or were meant for someone younger then her...

The only one CLOSE to her size was a Space Captain Frankarella space suit...it had barely fit her! She had to shoehorn it on AND even then she had to take off her sports bra and boxers!

Fortunately, as annoying as it was they let her in after that while there was no toe-truck available, her grandma knew someone who could help, apparently someone was already on his way...it was at that point an idiot spilled soda on the phone, shorting it out. So Franky didn't get any details besides 'wait outside'...

UNfortunately, while she was inside...someone made off with her clothes...AND CHOP-SHOPED HER CAR!

So she was literally standing there on this cold summer night, staring at the skeletal remains of her car, wearing nothing but a very tight costume that she was afraid would either rip any minute or give the mother lode of unneeded colonoscopy's...dumbfounded by this aggravating turn of events...

Quite the predicament I think you'll agree...

However...

She's NOT the 'kindred spirit' I was referring to...

That would be the young Cherub Mac floating in a nearby bush...bemoaning how poorly this was going...

Mac didn't really know why he'd been made a cherub by the 'powers that be'...his magic was weak, his control over it was even weaker...plus unlike the other cherub he wore a loincloth rather then float about naked...due to his 'condition'...

In any case, he'd at least expected his first assignment be about helping people find true love...since well...that's what cherubs DID...

But instead his boss Goo had instead had him come here to help this beautiful young girl...

Mac was confused, but Goo threatened to steal his loincloth- AGAIN -if he refused, so he complied...

And so far it had been a disaster...

Somehow she'd gotten turned around and ended up in Gravity Falls...on SUMMERWEEN no less!

This was literally the most dangerous place to be! ...well...except Twin Peaks on Halloween of course...

So naturally Mac tried to launch an arrow to teleport her far away from this cursed lace...instead, all it accomplished was for giving her a flat!

Then when he used another arrow to try to fix her car...it exploded!

He had nothing to do with the clothes though...that was just some perv...

In fact that was what he was focusing on right now! The perv had just taken her clothes before she got out, so he was hiding in a bush not too far away from him...

And it was who Mac was notching yet another arrow toward...

Accepting that he sucked at this, he wasn't even going to bother casting a spell this time. All he would need to do is stick him like a pig to get him drop the clothes and squeal...thus letting Frankie get out of that oh, so tight and lovely-

'FOCUS!' Snaps a flustered Mac to himself as he tears his gaze from the buxomus redhead...and stretched his arrow across the bow-

TWANG!

OW!

ZAP!

BOOM!

Mac gaped in disbelief, then moaned. 'Seriously, I can't even NOT do magic right?' he groans to himself.

Indeed, SOMEHOW his depowered arrow not only sliced a hole across Frankie's seat cover, gave her a nasty zap on her tushy that sent her flying AND blew the guy, the bush and the clothes into a storm of guts and blood...all over the aforementioned buxomus redhead

Who naturally, promptly freaks out-

"OHSWEETMERCYDIDTHATGUYJUSTDIEOHIHAVEBLOODONMEWHYISTHISHAPPENINGSWEETMERCYWHY!?"

Her panic accomplishes nothing but get MORE blood everywhere...and- much to Mac's fluster -her rumps 'jiggle' was only making her rip BIGGER...

He ignored the- tiny -bulge in his loincloth and noted for a moment how lucky he was that at least the invisibility spell tied to his loincloth was still working and no mortal can see him...

BANG!

One moment Dipper Pines was running in shame from a livestream-happy Tambry, next he's apparently running into invisible walls...and now he's on the ground naked, next to an equally naked kid his own age?

The two brown haired boys look at each other perplexed for a moment...then dipper sighs... "Trouble with a older red head way out of your league?" He half-joked...

Mac's eyes widen, "Yes! How's you know?!" He asked amazed.

Dipper's eyes also widen, "Wait...for real? I was just joking! How are-

And then he hears the tell tale click of Tambry's selfie-stick...

"Don't mind me...you two keep talking...let those two teeny weenies keep on breathing in the full moonlight..." Said a smirking Tambry...

To their horror, they both realized the collision caused their loincloths to fly off! In mad panic, they both grab the nearest loincloth and run!

Dipper runs inside and Mac uses his wings to fly after Frankie who's flee into the woods to flee from the police sirens...

Tambry blinks as Dipper suddenly vanishes...and the other boy has WINGS?!

"Number one viral video here I come!" Shouts triumphantly as she runs after the OTHER brown haired boy in her life...

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Dispatch we have reports of a crazy red head covered in blood and entrails, please investigate-

"Sorry man! No can do! This take priority!" Shouts Blubs into the walkie...

"Stop you perverts!" Shouts Durland as he and Blubs continue to chase after a naked Mable and her friends...

"That's it! were buying the candy from a store!" Snaps Candy.

"But that takes the fun out trick or treat or die-

"MABLE OUR LIVES ARE AT STAKE! EITHER SHUT UP OR I PUSH YOUR TWAT SO HARD INTO MRS O' LEARY'S CACTUS YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TASTE IT!"

"Okay", whimpered Mable as they continued to streak into the night with the police hot on their tails...

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