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Mortal Kombat Pre-Fight Banters: Raiden

Summary:

"Thunder take you."

Chapter 1: Vs. Kitana

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Vs. Kitana

Raiden: Princess Kitana...
Kitana: Please, let me pass.
Raiden: Sadly, I cannot.

Raiden: You distract Liu Kang from his training.
Kitana: Raiden, you worry too much.
Raiden: Earthrealm's champion must always stand ready.

Raiden: Join me in Earthrealm, Kitana.
Kitana: I cannot abandon Outworld, Raiden.
Raiden: I hope then we are not enemies.

Raiden: Misguided one...
Kitana: You proport to guide me?
Raiden: In the matter of speaking.

Chapter 2: Vs. Reptile

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Vs. Reptile

Raiden: Reptile...
Reptile: You do not frighten me.
Raiden: You lack the necessary intelligence.

Raiden: Stand down, Syzoth!
Reptile: You know my true name?
Raiden: And the path to your defeat.

Chapter 3: Vs. Sonya Blade

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Vs. Sonya Blade

Raiden: I sense your confusion.
Sonya: Gotta sense my foot in your ass...
Raiden: Sonya Blade, I will not tolerate hostility.

Raiden: I foreswear preemptive strikes, Sonya.
Sonya: Sometimes it's the only way.
Raiden: There's always another way.

Raiden: Sonya Blade...
Sonya: You've gone too far, Raiden!
Raiden: Impossible if I am to protect Earthrealm.

Raiden: Billions of lives rest in your hands.
Sonya: So stand down and let me pass.
Raiden: I must prepare you through kombat.

Raiden: Killing Kano will solve nothing.
Sonya: It'll save Special Forces lives.
Raiden: Think beyond your own battles.

Raiden: I am friend to all of Earthrealm.
Sonya: So why fight me, Raiden?
Raiden: To silence your call to war.

Raiden: As a kombatant, you have untapped potential.
Sonya: You sound just like Jax.
Raiden: There is still much to learn, Sonya Blade.

Chapter 4: Vs. Jax

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Vs. Jax

Raiden: Your support is always welcome, Jackson Briggs.
Jax: Don't expect blind loyalty.
Raiden: I ask only for vigilance.

Raiden: I require your aid, Jackson Briggs.
Jax: You have a funny way of asking.
Raiden: I anticipated your reluctance.

Chapter 5: Vs. Nightwolf

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Vs. Nightwolf

Raiden: You refused Quan Chi's offer.
Nightwolf: History has enough victims, Haokah.
Raiden: Your wisdom humbles me, Nightwolf.

Chapter 6: Vs. Jade

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Vs. Jade

Raiden: It is rumored Shao Kahn plots his return.
Jade: If so, I'm prepared for kombat.
Raiden: Fighting him will require all of our efforts.

Chapter 7: Vs. Noob Saibot

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Vs. Noob Saibot

Raiden: You stole Shinnok's amulet for Quan Chi.
Noob Saibot: A myth from another life.
Raiden: Spare me your riddles, Bi-Han.

Chapter 8: Vs. Rain

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Vs. Rain

Raiden: You are the only son of Argus?
Rain: I have half-brothers, Taven and Daegon.
Raiden: Are they as insufferable as you?

Raiden: Though both divine, we are not equals.
Rain: True, Raiden. I am your better.
Raiden: If so, then defeat me in kombat.

Raiden: I seek allies, Rain.
Rain: You will address me as royalty.
Raiden: First, you will earn my respect.

Chapter 9: Vs. Kano

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Vs. Kano

Raiden: Your crimes end today, Kano.
Kano: That's bollocks, mate.
Raiden: It is the Elder Gods' will.

Raiden: You are a blight on humanity!
Kano: Says you and a thousand others.
Raiden: None of them are Earthrealm's protector.

Raiden: You are not welcome here.
Kano: I'll just kill you and be on my way.
Raiden: Perhaps pain will improve your manners.

Chapter 10: Vs. Mileena

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Vs. Mileena

Raiden: End this rebellion.
Mileena: I don't think so.
Raiden: Your arrogance blinds you.

Raiden: I can save your soul.
Mileena: It is yours who will need saving, thunder god!
Raiden: Accept my mercy, or face my wrath!

Chapter 11: Vs. Sub-Zero

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Vs. Sub-Zero

Raiden: Sub-Zero...
Bi-Han: Fear my power, Raiden./The Lin Kuei owe you a debt./I fear no gods, Raiden.
Raiden: That is my challenge./You will pay dearly./That is why you shall lose.

Raiden: I had dreamed of a strange and unjust world.
Kuai Liang: With the Dark Knight and the Caped Wonder?
Raiden: How can you know my dream?

Raiden: Earthrealm needs you, Sub-Zero.
Kuai Liang: Enough Lin Kuei blood has been shed.
Raiden: I ask only for your bravery.

Raiden: It is possible Shao Kahn will return.
Kuai Liang: That could explain the impending invasion from Outworld.
Raiden: We must prepare ourselves for kombat.

Chapter 12: Vs. Kung Lao

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Vs. Kung Lao

Raiden: Where have you been, Kung Lao?
Kung Lao: Training, in seclusion.
Raiden: Show me what you have learned.

Raiden: It is time to realize your potential.
Kung Lao: I do that on the daily basis.
Raiden: So you often say.

Raiden: I presume you lost faith in me.
Kung Lao: They say you will lead me to my death.
Raiden: Even gods make mistakes, Kung Lao.

Raiden: Kung Lao...
Kung Lao: Forgive me, Lord Raiden.
Raiden: I forgive your impending failure.

Raiden: You simply weren't ready, Kung Lao.
Kung Lao: What does Liu Kang have that I don't?
Raiden: That you ask answers your question.

Chapter 13: Vs. Sektor

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Vs. Sektor

Raiden: No human should do what you've done.
Sektor: I am beyond human.
Raiden: You tamper with events you know little of.

Raiden: This "Tekunin" exterminates humanity?
Sektor: We realize all humans were its enemy.
Raiden: By the Elder Gods...

Raiden: You fly too close to the sun.
Sektor: Even it will bend to my will.
Raiden: You will fall, burning to the ground!

Chapter 14: Vs. Sindel

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Vs. Sindel

Raiden: Will you be Earthrealm's ally?
Sindel: I am Earthrealm's rightful Empress.
Raiden: Not while my thunder roars!

Chapter 15: Vs. Ermac

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Vs. Ermac

Raiden: You wield great power.
Ermac: Bestowed by Shao Kahn.
Raiden: My power is greater still.

Raiden: Your souls cry out to me.
Ermac: They call for your death.
Raiden: I will give them salvation.

Chapter 16: Vs. Scorpion

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Vs. Scorpion

Raiden: I had unfairly impugned your honor, Scorpion.
Scorpion: Be grateful I choose to forgive.
Raiden: Do not make me question my judgement.

Raiden: Hanzo Hasashi...
Scorpion: Do not interfere, Raiden.
Raiden: I do what I must.

Raiden: Such promise... wasted!
Scorpion: My life ended through treachery!
Raiden: With fortitude, you can begin anew.

Raiden: So now you defend Earthrealm?
Scorpion: I had made a solemn vow.
Raiden: You will be held to it, Scorpion.

Raiden: It is time.
Scorpion: You test my abilities?
Raiden: No. Your commitment.

Chapter 17: Vs. Cyrax

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Vs. Cyrax

Raiden: I am not yet familiar with the Cyber Initiative.
Cyrax: So why are you fighting me?
Raiden: Because vengeance has hardened your heart.

Raiden: It saddens me to see your cyberization.
Cyrax: You should've stopped it./You think I asked for this?
Raiden: I'm stopping you now./Beneath your sarcasm lies despair.

Chapter 18: Vs. Kabal

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Vs. Kabal

Raiden: You have stolen lightning from the Elder Gods!
Kabal: In a metaphorical sense, yes.
Raiden: Your ill-gotten gains will be returned!

Raiden: You risk a god's wrath, Kabal.
Kabal: Soon to be a dead one.
Raiden: Now you have earned it!

Chapter 19: Vs. Sheeva

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Vs. Sheeva

Raiden: I value your leadership in Outworld.
Sheeva: Then give me a worthy challenge.
Raiden: Very well, Queen Sheeva.

Raiden: Are you Earthrealm's friend or foe?
Sheeva: I am friend, to those who stand and fight.
Raiden: Then let us be friendly foes.

Chapter 20: Vs. Shang Tsung

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Vs. Shang Tsung

Raiden: Do not invoke my wrath, Shang Tsung!
Shang Tsung: Liu Kang's soul will be mine, Raiden.
Raiden: My thunder will crash down upon you!

Raiden: Once again, you betrayed Earthrealm.
Shang Tsung: Are you surprised, Raiden?
Raiden: Only that it took you so long.

Raiden: Your stolen souls will be returned.
Shang Tsung: An unlikely outcome of this encounter.
Raiden: It is a certainly, Shang Tsung.

Chapter 21: Vs. Liu Kang

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Vs. Liu Kang

Raiden: We must forgive and forget.
Liu Kang: All too easy for an immortal.
Raiden: That wounds me, Liu Kang.

Raiden: With our history, we shouldn't fight.
Liu Kang: This is training, Lord Raiden.
Raiden: I fear unintended consequences.

Raiden: You've grown close to Kitana.
Liu Kang: The White Lotus can still count on me.
Raiden: But can we trust Kitana?

Chapter 22: Vs. Smoke

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Vs. Smoke

Raiden: Join me, Smoke.
Smoke: I'm fine where I am, thanks.
Raiden: The Elder Gods command it.

Chapter 23: Vs. Johnny Cage

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Vs. Johnny Cage

Raiden: You would do well to be quiet.
Johnny Cage: I'm sorry, am I bending your ear?
Raiden: It is broken, Johnny Cage.

Raiden: Everyday you fail to train, someone somewhere is.
Johnny Cage: Relax, it's the Cage you're talking to.
Raiden: When you meet them in kombat, you will die.

Raiden: Seek instruction at the Wu Shi Academy.
Johnny Cage: Thanks, but I'm a natural.
Raiden: Without it, you are no warrior.

Raiden: We stand on the stage of history.
Johnny Cage: Where I always get top billing.
Raiden: Do not presume, Johnny Cage.

Raiden: You followed me...
Johnny Cage: You need me here.
Raiden: It wouldn't be hell without Johnny Cage./Has anyone ever agreed with that statement?

Raiden: Johnny Cage...
Johnny Cage: Rai-dude./Rai-Diddy./Rai-donkulous./Rai-dental... floss?
Raiden: You weary me.

Chapter 24: Vs. Kitana

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Vs. Kenshi

Raiden: I will study Sento.
Kenshi: You cannot have it!
Raiden: I will take it if necessary.

Raiden: Kenshi...
Kenshi: I must pass, Raiden.
Raiden: All you will find here is trouble.

Chapter 25: Vs. Stryker

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Vs. Stryker

Raiden: What brings you here, officer?
Stryker: I am pursuing a fugitive named Kano.
Raiden: Do not let your search disturb our peace.

Raiden: Join us against Shao Kahn.
Stryker: I have my own home to protect and serve.
Raiden: You disappoint me, Kurtis Stryker.

Chapter 26: Vs. Baraka

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Vs. Baraka

Raiden: Begone from Earthrealm, beast!
Baraka: You dare insult me, thunder god?!?
Raiden: I dare indeed, Baraka.

Raiden: I am glad you joined Kitana, Baraka.
Baraka: It doesn't mean our war has ended.
Raiden: Were you wise, Baraka, it would.

Raiden: Will Tarkatans reconcile with Earthrealm?
Baraka: Only if it's in our interests.
Raiden: What is gained by renewing kombat?

Chapter 27: Vs. Quan Chi

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Vs. Quan Chi

Raiden: Crawl back to the Netherrealm.
Quan Chi: I will give your friends your regards.
Raiden: Do not mock me, Quan Chi!

Raiden: Quan Chi...
Quan Chi: My sorcery will overwhelm you.
Raiden: Lightning cuts through the dark.

Chapter 28: Vs. Raiden

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Vs. Raiden

Raiden: You...
Raiden: We meet again.
Raiden: This time with a different outcome.

Raiden: Neither of us are from this realm.
Raiden: Yet we find ourselves here in kombat.
Raiden: I fear Shinnok toys with us both.

Raiden: Why summon me from across time?
Raiden: A dire threat looms from Chaosrealm.
Raiden: Then we must combine our powers.

Raiden: Your illusions bore me, Shang Tsung.
Raiden: That evil sorcerer is long dead.
Raiden: Just who are you, Imposter?

Raiden: Explain yourself.
Raiden: I traveled through time to kombat you.
Raiden: You endanger all of reality!

Raiden: Shinnok pits us against each other.
Raiden: I accept the wisdom of his design.
Raiden: You are the fool some say we are.

Raiden: Another thunder god?
Raiden: We are one in different parts in our journey.
Raiden: How is it our life intersects?

Raiden: In my world, Liu Kang and Kitana rule Edenia.
Raiden: In mine, they govern the Netherrealm.
Raiden: Who's incompetence led to this folly?

Raiden: So this is my future?
Raiden: You have taken a quantum leap forward.
Raiden: What vile magic is this?

Raiden: This has been a long time coming.
Raiden: Are you ready to face your demons?
Raiden: I will finish them.

Raiden: Who are you?
Raiden: I have many names./Raiden, Protector of Chaosrealm.
Raiden: And I'll wager many faces./The flow of time has indeed changed.

Chapter 29: Vs. Shao Kahn

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Vs. Shao Kahn

Raiden: Next time, do not heed sorcerers.
Shao Kahn: If Quan Chi or Shang Tsung return, I'll kill them.
Raiden: It was your hubris that failed you, Shao Kahn.

Raiden: Decades passed, and still we are locked in kombat.
Shao Kahn: To live is to fight, Raiden.
Raiden: Then you, once again, must die.

Raiden: Did your past death teach you nothing?
Shao Kahn: Only that the Elder Gods cheat.
Raiden: You are doomed to repeat history.

Raiden: So much for your dreams of an eternal empire.
Shao Kahn: Yet again you thwart me, Raiden.
Raiden: As it was, as it is, as it shall be.

Chapter 30: Vs. Reiko

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Vs. Reiko

Raiden: I see why Shao Kahn employs you.
Reiko: He recognized my talents.
Raiden: Neither of you will corrupt Outworld nor Earthrealm.

Chapter 31: Vs. Tanya

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Vs. Tanya

Raiden: Explain yourself.
Tanya: And if I do not?
Raiden: Your insolence will be punished.

Chapter 32: Vs. Frost

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Vs. Frost

Raiden: Accept my guidance, Frost.
Frost: I don't need your training.
Raiden: Obstinance clouds your judgement.

Raiden: You proved a poor student.
Frost: Sub-Zero had nothing to teach me.
Raiden: Your arrogance is stunning, Frost.

Raiden: You are defiant to the last.
Frost: No one deserves my obedience.
Raiden: What happens next is on you.

Chapter 33: Vs. Skarlet

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Vs. Skarlet 

Raiden: Here to surrender, Skarlet?
Skarlet: I will take your life.
Raiden: Your blood and thunder do not awe me.

Chapter 34: Vs. Fujin

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Vs. Fujin 

Raiden: With Shinnok gone, I have been granted Elder God status. I'm choosing you as protector of Earthrealm.
Fujin: I will not fail you, brother.
Raiden: That is why I picked you.

Chapter 35: Vs. Tremor

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Vs. Tremor 

Raiden: You wield great power.
Tremor: Enough to kombat Raiden.
Raiden: You will receive no mercy.

Chapter 36: Vs. Shinnok

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Vs. Shinnok 

Raiden: Your freedom will be shortlived.
Shinnok: Do you not grow tired of failing?
Raiden: I will not 'fail' at your destruction!

Raiden: The Elder Gods will stand against you.
Shinnok: Worms to crush under my heel!
Raiden: Your insolence will be punished.

Raiden: We have been here before, Shinnok.
Shinnok: This time, the outcome will be different.
Raiden: Not unless you're different.

Raiden: You escaped the Netherrealm.
Shinnok: Its chains cannot hold an Elder God.
Raiden: More extreme measures are required.

Chapter 37: Vs. Kai

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Vs. Kai

Raiden: Your heart is as pure as the Jinsei.
Kai: That's a compliment, yes.
Raiden: It makes you a formidable kombatant.

Chapter 38: Vs. Li Mei

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Vs. Li Mei 

Raiden: I seek allies, Li Mei 
Li Mei: The Umgadi will be ready to assist Earth realm, Lord Raiden.
Raiden: First, you will earn my respect.

Chapter 39: Vs. Sareena

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Vs. Sareena 

Raiden: You knew Bi-Han before?
Sareena: He spared me in the Netherrealm.
Raiden: So it seems his heart has changed.

Chapter 40: Vs. Goro

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Vs. Goro 

Raiden: I will kombat you.
Goro: I had hoped so.
Raiden: Then face the might of a god.

Chapter 41: Vs. Samus Aran

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Vs. Samus Aran 

Raiden: Your journey for peace in the galaxy is impressive.
Samus: I usually work alone, Raiden.
Raiden: We must fight together, or you will die alone.

Chapter 42: Vs. Tifa Lockhart

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Vs. Tifa Lockhart 

Raiden: You are a young woman unmoored from her realm.
Tifa: Says a cryptic guy with a pointy hat.
Raiden: Beneath your sarcasm lies despair.

Chapter 43: Vs. The Joker

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Vs. The Joker 

Raiden: I will banish you to Chaosrealm!
Joker: Chaos? Now we're talking!
Raiden: Begone, jester!

Raiden: Yours is the worse kind of depravity.
Joker: I'm a threat to pretty much everyone.
Raiden: Not even the Elder Gods can rehabilitate you.

Raiden: Your humor eludes me.
Joker: I imagine most things do, Blunder God.
Raiden: You will be silent!

Chapter 44: Vs. Ouro Kronii

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Vs. Ouro Kronii 

Raiden: You see the future, as I do.
Kronii: The future remains uncertain, Raiden.
Raiden: Then you know we must fight.

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