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Drake looked at Kermit sexual tension clear in his eyes. The room was getting steamy as where there moods. “Why don’t you join us? I promise it won’t be boring, Drake."Kermit wagged his tail and stood up and walked over to Drake, sniffing him for a second. He got onto the couch beside Drake, curling into him, purring loudly.“Mmm that feels good Kermit,” said Drake rubbing the top of Kermit's head.Kermit sighed in contentment and closed his eyes.“It really does feel amazing with this little fluff ball, doesn’t it?"asked Phineas before he kissed Jeremy's neck and slowly ran his tongue down his collarbone.Jeremy smiled as Phineas pulled back."Yeah, but just wait until we have our own place...it'll be perfect."He then ran his fingers through Phineas' soft hair.Jeremy began kissing Jeremy's neck. Phineas moaned softly as Jeremy lightly nibbled on his earlobe."Don't get too carried away, Mr. Froggy. There are other people here who want attention too!"gasped Nick, seeing Phineas kissing Jeremy."You like that, baby boy?"asked Jeremy, moving his hand from Phineas' hair down to his stomach.Nick groaned in pleasure and grabbed Jeremy by the waist, pulling him closer to him.Jeremy reached down and started massaging Phineas’ bulge under his pants. “I love your cock baby boy! You make me so hot when you tease me like that!"Kermit yawned and jumped off of the couch. He trotted over to Chewbacca, nuzzling him gently."Hey there boy,"said Chewie as he scratched behind Kermit's ears.Kermit rolled around on the ground, purring and making little mewing noises."How cute,"he heard Felicia say as she walked over to the two cats.Felicia petted Kermit, scratching his back as well."So, what brings you all here?"asked Felicia looking between Nick and Jeremy.Jeremy moved out of the way and let Nick sit next to her. Nick immediately wrapped his arms around her waist, resting his chin on her shoulder. She rested her head on his chest and inhaled his scent deeply."Oh come on now Felicia, give the man some credit!"grumbled Carl.Carl turned to look at all three boys."We’re not allowed to have sex unless we're married or engaged, and apparently Jeremy's boyfriend isn't allowed to do anything either, since they haven't broken up yet. And as for Felicia..."Carl pointed his thumb at Felicia."I'm not sure if she can even do anything without losing her virginity. We've been together for about three years now, and she still hasn't had any sort of fun.""That sucks,"said Phineas sadly. "It's no wonder why there are so many hook-ups here; it seems everyone is frustrated. Except for Kermit and Chewbacca,"added Phineas cheerfully."Phineas, it's kind of sweet that you care for them so much, but they're just animals!"scolded Jeremy."Yeah...and that's the problem. How are you supposed to find a girlfriend when all you want is sex?!"said Felicia, breaking up the conversation.Jeremy laughed awkwardly. The girls left soon after that.A while later Nick started yawning."I think I'm going to turn in early tonight,"he told Carl. They both headed towards their rooms, with Carl closing the door quietly behind him.After Nick locked his door, he leaned against it and fell asleep instantly.