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    “Come on. I’m terrible with this.”

    Mobius waves the dagger around wildly as if to prove his point.

    “That’s why you need to practice.” Loki steps forward, ducking under the swinging arc of the dagger, to adjust Mobius’s grip on the hilt. “Stop holding it like a toddler.”

    “You give knives to toddlers!?”

    “It’s a dagger and I got my first one when I was two and a half.”

    “Yeah, and your upbringing is the standard by which all should be measured.”

    OR

    Loki commits to teaching Mobius self-defense and gets a little more than he bargained for. (An alternate take on S2:E2 just for fun.)

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