Chapter 1: Episode 0: Broadcast
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[We first see nothingness, just a black void covering the entire screen until suddenly light appears. An old TV is now playing in the middle of the screen, pushing back this darkness it’s surrounded by as it displays nothing but static. A long quiet hum can be heard from the TV as the camera pushes in, all the while we slowly hear the sound of a distant VOICE , scrambled slightly as the camera gets closer and closer to the TV.]
VOICE: Now, I believe everything is finally in order. Without further adieu, let us begin…
[The camera now stops, mere inches from the TV as the screen displays nothing but static, the hum has now increased in volume as static fills the entire screen before eventually cutting off entirely, leaving us back in the black void once more.]
[When we return, the first thing we see is a closeup of someone's face, more specifically their eye, closed at the moment but quickly fluttering open as this figure slowly starts to awaken from their slumber. He groans and rubs his eyes slightly with a gloved hand as we cut to see him in full, lying in a dark room with little light except for small bulbs at the top.]
[The man is dressed mostly in green, down from his shirt to the green cap he is wearing, emblazoned with the letter ‘L’. His body is covered in jean dungarees while his shoes are nothing that remarkable, just a pair of brown everyday ones. He continues to groan as he looks around, sniffing his moustachioed nose before he takes a quick look around the room, confusion now present across his face. The camera pans around to his point of view, seeing nothing but vague hints of walls around him as well as a metal door with something attached to it in the middle.]
LUIGI: W-What the…?
[He slowly rises to his feet, the look of confusion being slowly mixed in with panic as his eyes dart around the room, wondering just where exactly he is and how he got here. He finally stands up to his feet and notices something else wrong, as does the audience – not with the room, but with him. He feels something around his neck, wondering just what it was as he grabs it offscreen, a faint green light pouring out and illuminating his gloved hands. The camera cuts back to reveal he is wearing some kind of metallic ring with a green light stretching around, dividing the two bits of grey metal.]
[Now he is fully panicked, cowering just slightly as he backs up, bumping up against a nearby wall as he falls to the floor once again, trying desperately to get the thing off of him. But it’s no use, no matter what he can’t get it off, feeling a little sharp sting of pain across his neck as he pulls it in any direction. He breathes rapidly trying his best to remain calm as he looks towards the door, noticing a light just outside and a shadow walking past – someone is outside. The camera cuts back to a close-up of him as he starts to speak.]
LUIGI: Hey! Help me, please? I-I don’t know what’s going on!
[He cries out but there’s no response. The shadow passes and he’s met with light from the outside once more. Seeing his opportunity slip away he makes his way over to the door, it looks heavy and metallic, blocking the entire frame as if trying to make sure any air couldn’t get in, Luigi’s fist brushes past something as it falls to the floor, but he doesn’t pay attention, instead banging on the door rapidly.]
LUIGI: Hello? Can anyone hear me? I need help!
[He cried out some more, but again there’s no response. He takes a step back as his footsteps on what was formerly attached to the door, and as the camera cuts back we see his brown shoes are stepping on a simple piece of paper. We cut back to Luigi as he looks at it in confusion, wondering what could be written on it as he begins to pick it up. There’s writing on the paper of course, neatly woven in black text as if it was something formal. Luigi’s eyes scan the paper furiously as he holds it tight, mumbling the words out loud to nobody but himself.]
LUIGI: “Dear contestant, if you are reading this then do not be alarmed. You are one of many lucky players in our little game, we hope you do not act drastically when you’re in your green room. The door should be unlocked for you. Find us, and find the others, then we may begin. Sincerely…”
[The camera cuts back to focus on the letter itself, an over-the-shoulder shot as the writer is shown to the audience and Luigi.]
LUIGI: ‘The Static Serene’?
[He looks over at the paper once more, flipping to the other side but being met with nothing before crumpling up into a ball. He still isn’t calm and collected, but he’s more annoyed than scared now, which is somehow a positive. He looks over to the door, finding no easy handle before he pushes it with his hands. He strains, but it doesn’t budge at all. He tries kicking it, but all he’s met with is the sound of his shoes banging against metal. He pants slightly before making his way to the end of the room, hyping himself up under his breath.]
LUIGI: C’mon Luigi, you can do this! It’s just a simple door, might be made from the toughest titanium ever, but you can do it!
[His fists grab his straps slightly as he takes a deep breath, he then starts to let out a high-pitched scream as he runs towards the door, preparing to tackle it down. As he does though, a small beep can be heard from the other side, drowned out by Luigi’s screaming until the door opens by itself. Luigi runs out, stampeding into what lies beyond which looks to be only a simple guard-rail over a long dark hole underneath.]
[Quickly realising his mistake, his scream turns into one of worry rather than frustration as he tries to slow down, his body stops as it crashes against the guard-rail, causing him to groan as he falls to the cold floor beneath him. He slowly gets up once again, adjusting his green cap slightly as he tries to brush himself off.]
LUIGI: Dio mio…
[The door suddenly closes behind him, causing Luigi to jump slightly before snapping back to reality. He mutters under his breath before taking a look around this new environment, a complete opposite to the place he woke up in. The room he was in was clearly illuminated, vast and covered head-to-toe in metal, like he was trapped in some underground construction site. He noticed that the platform he was on seemed to be caught in a spiral, circling around at the top and circling down to the world below, all the while doors identical to the one came from dotted the scene.]
[He slowly looks around, finding himself becoming more confused as he steps away from the guard-rail, his eyes scanning around as the sound of his feet on metal echo throughout the giant hole, or tunnel, or wherever he is. He can hear the faint sound of loud beeping up ahead for just a moment, looking up and seeing a door open slightly, although he can’t exactly see who is stepping out. As he looks up he begins to place his hands around the side of his mouth, hoping his voice would be loud enough.]
LUIGI: Uh hey. Excuse me! I-I’m down here! Can you hear me?
[No response. But Luigi tries once again, peering up to the metallic heavens above.]
LUIGI: I don’t know what this place is. You can hear me right?
[Again, no response. In fact, the person above seems to step away entirely as Luigi hears their footsteps get quieter and quieter.]
LUIGI: Maybe they really didn’t hear me?
[As Luigi thinks to himself he begins to put his hand onto the guardrail, peering down at the dark void below, looking like it could swallow Luigi up without anyone even noticing or caring. Despite a brief shiver and a look of dizziness on his face, Luigi puts that aside and looks away, focusing now on what was in front of him. Arguably it wasn’t much, just the sight of the spiral metal floor and a few doors here and there, but he still braced himself for what may come.]
[Slowly he began to put one foot in front of the other, keeping himself steady with the guardrail as the sound of his shoes clacking against metal echoing throughout the hall. He looks around occasionally, as if to spot whether anyone was following him, but with each turn he comes up short. He continues to walk forward until he suddenly comes across something new. A hallway, carved into the side of the wall with nothing but darkness inside.]
[Shaking his head just slightly, he peers up at the grand sight ahead of him, he sees little rays of daylight up ahead, his feet slowing down just slightly as he yells above.]
LUIGI: Hello? Helllooo? Ciao?
[He gets no response at first but just as he’s about to call out once more he feels something bump against his back, causing him to fall to the floor as he lets out a startled scream. As he rubs his back he notices a young girl on the floor next to him, wearing that thing around her neck just like him, her hair a dark shade of black, wearing a shirt and shorts as well as some sandals. As she recovered, she picked up glasses off the floor, hiding her eyes with a printed neon pattern as she stared up at Luigi.]
GIRL: Well, hello to you too then.
[As the girl brushes herself off the floor, Luigi quickly gets up in response.]
LUIGI: Sorry, I uh… I guess I wasn’t looking.
[The girl slowly rubs her arm as Luigi looks on in silence.]
LUIGI: Hey, you wouldn;t happen to know why we’re stuck down here, right?
GIRL: Nope. But that letter might give us a good place to start.
[After speaking, she digs around in her pocket before pulling out a crumpled piece of paper, although a bit creased it seemed to be nearly identical to Luigi’s.]
LUIGI: What lett- Oh.
[As she scans the letter once more, the two share a silence between one another as Luigi looks towards her, she notices that the metal contraption around her neck was built exactly like his as well, although hers might have been a little bit smaller.]
LUIGI: So… you’re green too huh?
[The girl looks away from the letter to face Luigi, trying to make as best small talk as possible as he pointed to his own collar, making sure she knew what he was even talking about.]
GIRL: Oh yeah… wonder what that means too.
LUIGI: I hope it’s good, green usually means something is good.
GIRL: Is that why you]re covered head to toe in the stuff?
LUIGI: Ye- No.
NAMI: Well that aside, if what you’re saying is the case, what would make us ‘good’?
LUIGI: W-Well uh… I don’t really know.
[The silence between the two returns once more before Luigi speaks once again.]
LUIGI: My name’s Luigi. What’s yours?
NAMI: Nami.
LUIGI: Nami. That’s uh…
[Luigi clicks his fingers slightly at the name, trying to figure out where had heard the name before, but quickly pushed that side.]
LUIGI: Well whatever, it’s nice to meet you, Nami.
[Luigi quickly pulls out his hand for Nami to shake, to which she complies.]
NAMI: Nice to meet you as well.
[The two quickly release each-other’s hands as they look their separate ways, Luigi looks around the surrounding area, observing the closed doors as he steps closer to them. Nami meanwhile stays in the same place, looking up at the lights and spiral path above them. Luigi kicks at the door slightly as a loud metal bang echoes throughout the hall, causing him to fall back to the ground again. Nami notices this but Luigi tries to pretend nothing had happened.]
LUIGI: Hey, do you remember how you got here?
NAMI: I woke up inside that dark room, opened the door, and walked the path in front of me.
LUIGI: No, I mean. Do you know how we ended up here in this place?
NAMI: Not a clue.
LUIGI: Well there’s gotta be a reason for it, maybe we’re all connected in some kinda way like it’s a detective story.
NAMI: I wouldn’t be so sure about that. Last time I checked I was real, not a bunch of words someone typed out.
[Luigi looks over to Nami, walking closely to her as she inspects the paper some more.]
NAMI: Out of interest, what exactly do you do? You’re not telling me that you dress up everyday in that outfit, right?
[She pokes Luigi slightly as he backs away a few steps, as if ready to pull off some kind of defensive pose.]
LUIGI: No, I don’t wear ‘em all the time. These are just my work clothes. I’m a plumber in Brooklyn, along with my brother Mario. I don’t really see how exactly that led me to being trapped in some kinda dank hole.
NAMI: Do you have competition?
LUIGI: For plumbing? Eh… not really.
NAMI: I figured as much, what kind of plumber would want to compete with someone who wears white gloves while fixing your toilet?
[Luigi immediately reaches for his gloves, pulling them tightly over his fist as he stares at Nami, looking ready to fire back at the nonchalant girl.]
LUIGI: Okay then, so what do you do then, huh?
[The camera cuts back to Nami, her expression still hasn’t changed as she instead lightly brushes her hand past her hair.]
NAMI: Well, nothing right now. I just hang around at the beach most of my day.
[Luigi looks back at her confused before placing his hands to his chin, thinking long and hard.]
LUIGI: So you don’t have a job, you don’t go to school?
NAMI: Not really. I have my eye on a few jobs so if we make it out alive then I have that going for me. Although, I am starting to get less optimistic about it.
LUIGI: About getting a job?
[Luigi steps closer to Nami as she rests against the guard-rail, paying no attention to the fact that behind her is almost certainly an endless black pit below.]
NAMI: About getting out.
LUIGI: What are you talking about, of course we’ll make it out! All we gotta do is uh…
[Luigi points to the long and winding path in front, behind, and on top of them, descending and winding as far as the eye could see with no definite ceiling to be seen.
LUIGI: …climb.
[He gulps a little but tries his best to put on a brave face yet again, all the while Nami doesn’t react at all, instead brushing past the plumber without a word, going up the trail. Luigi soon follows her and the two begin to walk up above into the unknown. The only sound that could be heard is their footsteps as they bang against the metal, growing more and more distant as time progresses.]
[We hard cut back to Luigi and Nami on their journey, the former still following behind the latter as he looks around, while Nami keeps her eyes straight ahead, only turning her gaze when the path demands it. We see Luigi trying his best to say something but he quickly stops multiple times, butting in and saying not a word before he does indeed say something, letting out a slightly exhausted sigh.]
LUIGI: How long is this going to take us? It feels like my feet are on fire!
NAMI: We’ve only been walking for a few minutes.
LUIGI: But there should be an end at some point, right? Do they really expect us to just walk from our doors all the way up these stairs without slipping up once?
NAMI: Maybe that’s the game they’re playing, they want us to exhaust ourselves and see who reaches the top faster.
LUIGI: Eh, I don’t see it. That sounds like a pretty dull game to watch if you ask me.
NAMI: Well either way, there doesn’t appear to be some kind of magical elevator or arm to just lift us up out of here. We’ll get there in the end, so there’s no need to complain.
LUIGI: I’m not complaining, guess I’m still just a bit shaken up about the whole ‘kidnapping and being forced to compete in some kinda game in who-knows-ville’.
[As the two of them walk, Luigi’s hand starts to wrap around the strange device on his neck, the green ring of light pouring slightly out and onto his hand as he notices Nami’s glowing green as well, wrapping around the entire length of the metal circle.]
LUIGI: Maybe these things are supposed to act like fancy heart monitors, to keep up your cardio or something.
[He chuckles a little bit at his joke, but gets no reaction from Nami, well not one he could see anyway. She had moved her head slightly to look back at him, and Luigi took the opportunity to continue on, clutching the device with both hands now.]
LUIGI: Maybe if we get enough steps in this thing’ll come right off?
NAMI: Let’s just hope that we don’t do too many before they gi-
???: Did someone say "magical elevator or arm to lift us out of here??”
[A new voice is heard now, clearly not Luigi’s or Nami’s. This one was more theatrical in tone and their voice echoed throughout the grand hall, everywhere and yet nowhere at the same time, reminiscent of some barker or announcer to a grand audience of two people. Luigi and Nami’s eyes look around slightly as they stop walking.]
NAMI: Well, yeah, but that was a joke.
???: Then joke no more, for I have your solution!
[We cut back to a close-up of Luigi as he looks from side-to-side, looking notably cautious while raising his voice just slightly.]
LUIGI: Who are you, anyway?
???: Who am I? Who am I?! Why look behind you, my moustachioed man!
[The voice is heard once again, but nobody but Luigi is shown on the frame as the camera begins to pan over his shoulder just as Luigi does the same, getting a look now at the owner of this mysterious voice. It looked human in terms of its proportions, dressed head to toe in an old ringmaster’s outfit, neatly fashioned but looking vaguely simplistic as well.]
[However two things were off about this mysterious guest; the first was that their head was replaced with a set of comical teeth, like the kind you’d find at the dentist for diagrams, floating inside the teeth were two eyeballs, one green and one blue, with a top hat floating at the top of the creature’s head. The other weird thing about this, was that the figure was floating, in fact he seemed to almost defy gravity as Luigi noticed it also carried the same mechanism he and Nami had, but with no neck to wrap around it just floated behind its eyes.]
[We cut back to Luigi and Nami for their reactions as Nami takes a step back, sharing an unusual sense of worry now and moving behind Luigi. Luigi however, is surprisingly not disturbed by this strange being.]
NAMI: What the heck is that thing?
RINGMASTER: Oh please, ‘that thing’ was my father’s name! Call me by my actual name!
LUIGI: And that would be?
RINGMASTER: Why I am the host of the most heart-pumping, mind-melting, death-defying circus in all of history!
[As he talks, the Ringmaster continues to float around, performing exaggerated movements with his hands and getting closer and closer to Luigi and Nami as the two watch on.]
CAINE: My name is Caine, the ringleader for the Amazing Digital Circus!
[He stops in place, mouth agape as if waiting for applause, a response only given by Luigi but only after a few seconds had passed.]
CAINE: Thank you, thank you, you’re too kind!
LUIGI: Wait, so you said you were the host, right?
CAINE: Indeed I am, my good man.
LUIGI: Are you the host of whatever show we’re supposed to be on?
[Caine lets out a chuckle, his laugh sounding almost like stock canned laughter, before he suddenly stops and speaks again.]
CAINE: Unfortunately, I am not. If I was, I would have this strange contraption joggin’ around in my noggin’.
[His hand reaches into his mouth as he taps the bracelet, we can see that the ring of light around his is actually blue instead of green.]
NAMI: Blue…?
CAINE: What was that?
NAMI: The colour around that ring thing, it’s blue.
CAINE: So what if it is? These doohickeys can have sad days too!
NAMI: No, I mean…
[Nami sighs before stepping forward, putting a finger around her own ring.]
NAMI: Mine is green, see? So’s Luigi’s over there. And yet yours is blue.
CAINE: That’s what you’re worried about? I saw a person around here with red on them not too long ago, and I’m sure there’ll be more up topside!
[Caine points up to the sky as Luigi steps closer.]
LUIGI: Can you take us up there? I’ve had enough of this place.
CAINE: Sure thing! Just take my hand, my good man!
[Caine reaches out his gloved hand to Luigi, to which he takes, Nami watches the two of them from further back as Caine starts to pull away. However, instead of pulling Luigi with him, his limb stretches and remains in the same place, increasing in length as Caine goes further back, a slide whistle effect can be heard as he does. He then begins to float upwards, his arm still stretching out while Luigi stays in the same place.
[We cut back to Nami, looking slightly unnerved by this sight while Luigi is not at all fazed.]
NAMI: How are you not questioning how this is happening?
LUIGI: Oh believe me, I have seen way weirder things before.
NAMI: Weirder? What the heck could be weirder than that?
LUIGI: Well you ever bump into a dead tortoise and make all of its bones separate before they form back again?
NAMI: …Can’t say that I have.
[We cut to focus in on Luigi as the slide whistle sound effect gets softer and softer before eventually stopping while Luigi talks.]
NAMI: You really think you can trust someone shifty like that?
LUIGI: He’s been kind to us, how is he shifty?
NAMI: Well I don’t know, maybe it’s the fact that he doesn’t have a neck, or a mouth, or a head?!
LUIGI: You’re being too dramatic, this is our only chance to get out of this place, so if I don’t come out alive, t-then you’ll know not to follow my example. But it can’t be that ba-
[Caine interrupts Luigi, his voice echoing across the hall and reverberating just like his introductory line.]
CAINE: Okay, come on up!
[Suddenly, Luigi speeds down the platform, bumping up against the guardrail as he screams, holding onto Caine’s hand for dear life. After dangling above the wide hole, Luigi is suddenly lifted up as the camera follows him, the movements matching the high energy and speed as it cuts to a close-up of Luigi’s terrified face.]
[We suddenly hard cut to a new location, one more serene and peaceful as a large grey building rests in the middle of a green field, the grass blowing softly in the wind as birds tweet offscreen in the blue sky. The full building is hidden from frame as we slowly start to hear Luigi’s scream once more, growing louder and louder as time progresses before the camera pans up, revealing a broken skylight at the top, with Caine floating above in mid-air, pulling up Luigi.]
[Luigi is suddenly pulled up from the skylight, still screaming before Caine’s arm stops retracting and Luigi takes in the scene, trying his best not to look directly down below.]
CAINE: Here we are!
LUIGI: Wha- We’re finally free? Back to the outside world?
CAINE: Yes the outdoors is simply a wondrous place, but you have an adventure you need to complete!
LUIGI: Wh-What adventure?
CAINE: See those people down there?
[Caine points with his other hand as Luigi looks down, we cut to his perspective as he sees a few silhouettes in the distance, putting his hand above his eyes as he tries to take a closer look. We cut back to both Caine and Luigi once again as he looks towards the floating thing.]
LUIGI: I think I see somebody down there? Who are they?
CAINE: Ask them yourself!
[Suddenly, Caine’s arm swings Luigi back and forth before releasing Luigi altogether, causing him to scream, but only briefly as he falls to the grassy floor below. He lets out another little groan before sniffing, little bits of grass getting into his moustache as he tries to blow them away. He looks behind him and sees that Caine is still floating in the air, his attention and arm now looking back into the building below, ready and eager to hoist Nami up.]
[Luigi lets out a little sigh, holding onto the straps of his clothes for a brief moment before wading through the grassy floor. He takes a moment to look around at the peaceful sight, nothing but clean air and blue skies surrounding him as the field stretches out for what seems like eternity, the sun shining directly in the middle and casting a warm glow onto the plumber. He tries to keep his attention focused on what’s in front of him and before long, he manages to come across the people in the distance, panting just slightly while they were in the middle of a conversation.]
[He now sees them in detail, there were three in total, one of which was a woman, dressed in what appeared to be a blue and white bodysuit covered in what appeared to be brands, headphones around her ears as her dark brown hair flowed slightly in the wind. The second was a shorter girl, her hair was sea-blue and separated into two large twin-tails that disappeared into the grassy floor beneath her. She wore sleeves that strangely cut off around her shoulders, a red ‘01’ marked onto her skin too while wearing a tie, shirt, and skirt.]
[The final person was much shorter than both of them, their physical appearance not giving any real hint to their gender as it was covered in a baggy dark cloak, they held an ornate cane in one green-gloved hand, while a large bird-like mask tinted in the same colour poked out from their hood. All three of them still had that strange device around their necks, although only the first girl’s light was green like Luigi’s. The twin tailed girl’s was blue, fittingly enough, but he couldn’t make out what the cloaked person was.]
LUIGI: Eh, excuse me?
[Luigi stared at the three of them and they stared back, not speaking a word until the twin tail girl broke the silence.]
TWINTAIL: Hi! What is it?
[She waved her hand out and gave a smile towards Luigi who responded in kind, albeit with a little less energy.]
LUIGI: Do any of you know what’s going on here?
CLOAK: If we did, then we wouldn’t be in this mess, genius!
LUIGI: H-Hey relax, I’m just a little shaken up, alright?
WOMAN: Aren’t we all? I’ve been itching to get this dumb thing off my neck.
[The woman scratches her neck just above where the device wraps around as Luigi clears his throat.]
LUIGI: My name is Luigi, I’m a plumber. And you guys are..?
WOMAN: Well, my real name is Hana, but most people call me ‘D.Va’.
LUIGI: Why’s that?
D.VA: Just my name online, I don’t mean to brag but I’m a pro gamer known all across the world, surely you’ve heard about me, right?
LUIGI: Can’t say the name rings a bell.
TWINTAIL: How about you leave being famous to me?
[The girl pulls a little smile towards D.Va as Luigi turns around, her attention now focused on her as she pulls off a pose.]
TWINTAIL: I am the world-renowned virtual idol, the one and only Hatsune Miku!!!
[Luigi continues to stare at her as Miku looks over at him excitedly, causing Luigi to clap his hands slightly in response to which Miku does a polite bow to.]
LUIGI: So you’re a popstar huh? I don’t listen to the radio much but I’m sure you must have a bunch of fans.
MIKU: Yeah, millions all across the world are just in love with my voice, and who am I to judge?
D.VA: I don’t know, you’re bound to get some weird fans if you get big enough.
MIKU: Well, I’m not denying that they exist, but most of my fans are just normal people with hopes and dreams and-
CLOAK: And the nerve to make us play a game of life and death?
[Luigi looks towards the short cloaked figure, having a little look of discomfort across his face as the figure keeps staring at him.]
LUIGI: And who’s this guy?
MIKU: He calls himse-
CLOAK: I can speak for myself!
[The cloaked figure jumps in the air in frustration, flapping his long baggy sleeves slightly like a bird taking off before falling to the ground again, the others watch on before the camera cuts to focus on the cloaked figure themselves, clearing their throat.]
CLOAK: What you see before your very eyes is nothing more than a trick, a trick that will make you all cry and kneel in alchemical anarchy! By command of the Enchantress and the Order of No Quarter, I am… Plague Knight! Hee hee…
[Luigi looks over to Plague Knight, now just more confused as he looks over to D.Va, ready to speak before she interrupts him.]
LUIGI: Has-
D.VA: Yeah, he’s been like this since we met him. I don’t know why.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Hee hee, already my little plan has been set in motion! You can’t comprehend what I’m capable of, just you wait and see!
[Plague Knight begins to walk away but not before being grabbed by Miku, the former struggling to move and flailing about like a bird while Miku holds him in place.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: H-Hey! L-Let me go this instant!
MIKU: No, there’s something I want to ask you.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Well if you let me go, I’ll tell you all about it!
[Miku lets out a sigh before loosening her grip, the camera focusing on Plague Knight as he takes up the middle of the screen.]
MIKU: Fine…
[Plague Knight drops to the floor, but not before giggling and making a run for it, the camera focusing in on him as he runs away but he is quickly tackled down to the floor by Luigi, sending them both crashing down.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: H-Hey, let go of me you-
LUIGI: Why are you so focused on running away? There’s nowhere to go.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Oh yes there is!
LUIGI: Oh yeah, like what?
[Plague Knight goes silent for a moment as he focuses on struggling, but Luigi tries his best to hold him down until he eventually speaks again in that shrill voice of his, only taking on a more enigmatic tone.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: I can sense something is nearby… something more powerful than anyone of you could ever know. It’s calling to me, of course its calling to you all as well, but it’s calling me inside of my head to prosper!
D.VA: Are you sure you’re not just, like, schizo or something?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Of course not, I’m of perfectly sound mind!
LUIGI: You’re telling me buddy.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: I’ll be back, and once I return… hee hee… then we’ll see who’s tackling who!
[We cut to a close up of Plague Knight’s fists, reaching and grasping at the grass surrounding it before the camera follows his movements, chucking the grass and soil into Luigi’s face as he releases his grip, spluttering slightly. At the second he’s given a chance to escape, he immediately takes it, leaping up in the air and flapping his sleeves before dashing away in the grass. We cut back to Luigi as he tries to recover.]
D.VA: Hey, come back here!
[D.Va runs past Luigi and gives chase while Miku watches on, as Luigi gets back onto his feet and grabs the loose grass from his face, peeling it away as he looks back to Miku.]
LUIGI: Should I go after him too?
MIKU: I think she has it covered already, and I don’t think you want more green thrown at you.
LUIGI: Fair.
[We suddenly hard cut back to the chase, focusing on Plague Knight in particular as he runs, poking his head out from the grass before shifting to his POV. His vision is a little obscured as he wears that gaudy mask of his, but in the distance he can see something else, a structure made from what seems to be only wood, like a cabin. After setting his sights on it, he picks up the pace and darts towards the cabin, knocking into it slightly as he hides behind it.]
[In the next shot, Plague Knight is covered in shadow although his mask sticks out like a sore thumb, taking up two thirds of the screen while the other third is the same grassy land we are familiar with. Soon we hear panting and notice D.Va in the distance before cutting to focus in on her, looking around slightly as she pants and talks under her breath.]
D.VA: How can someone dressed like that just disappear?
[She sighs in frustration continuing to look at the area around her before we cut back to the previous shot, Plague Knight still obscured by shadow. We see D.Va slowly start to move away to the right side of the screen before slowly disappearing out of the frame. Plague Knight lets out a sigh of relief as the camera pans over to the left, focusing on him as he rests up against the wall and taking up the right side of the frame. However, to the left are two large red dots illuminating from the shadows alongside a ring of red light. Plague Knight slowly turns to his left as he notices these dots, before they turn to face him, blinking.]
[Plague Knight is not alone. Just as he realises and prepares to scramble once more, a mechanical fist grabs his hood and pulls him to the floor, blocking him out from the shade as the camera focuses in on him. The hand still holds onto him tightly before the other moves into the frame, holding out a sharpened butter knife and putting it to Plague Knight’s head.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: W-Wait, please, don’t kill me, please!
[His voice becomes desperate now as he looks up at his attacker. The camera cuts to reveal the person holding him is a robot, their red eyes displaying from a holographic display as it looks down at its prey, long dark hair, or what looks to be hair, flows down as the entire robot’s body is made from hardened grey steel. Strangely the robot is wearing clothes as well, a black crop top over a shirt and skirt, with a yellow belt tying everything together.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Please, d-don’t do anything drastic, p-please!
[The robot says nothing, still looking over to Plague Knight as he squirms in their grip, the knife only getting closer and closer to him as he flails about. The camera focuses on the two of them as the robot only gets closer and closer to fulfilling some strange goal. Before its able to achieve it however, a sudden fist comes flying out and hits the robotic attacker in the head, making her fall to the ground.]
ROBOT: What the-?
[Plague Knight looks up at the gloved fist, revealing that it came from an open window behind the robot, one from the cabin no-less, and even stranger, the fist appeared to be floating in mid-air as well, while its owner looked down at him. He had weird proportions with an almost snout-like nose with fuzzy blonde hair poking out like a sprout from a seed. Despite that though, he looked over to Plague Knight, gripping both his hands on the windowsill.]
SPROUT: You okay there, pal?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Oh yes, just fine, thank you!
[His voice is just a little sarcastic as he watches the robot slowly get up to her feet, searching around for the blade within the grass. Plague Knight immediately steps back as the camera cuts to focus on the robot before the blonde guy puts his hand onto her.]
SPROUT: Hey, come on, I’m pretty sure this guy isn’t a robot, alright?
ROBOT: He’s hiding his face. You really think he’s trustworthy dressed like that?
[The camera cuts over to Plague Knight now as he looks over at their conversation, continuing just offscreen as the blonde guy hops out of the cabin. Plague Knight moves his head just slightly before stopping, something clearly catching his attention.]
SPROUT: Trust me, he’s perfectly normal, just like you and me.
[The camera then cuts to reveal this new guy in full and the audience finally realises why Plague Knight has stopped dead in his tracks; he was wearing gloves, shoes and a hoodie, but none of them were connected; he had no other limbs to speak of, although the device floating in the middle between his hoodie and his head, as if his neck was entirely invisible.]
[The blonde guy and the robot look over to Plague Knight before the former steps forward, throwing out his hands slightly as they float in the air.]
SPROUT: Sorry we got off on the right foot. I’m Rayman, this bucket of bolts right here is Doll.
[Plague Knight looks over to the robot who meekly waves, her eyes looking away just slightly as Plague Knight shakes his hand.]
RAYMAN: What’s your name then, pal?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: You may refer to me as the ‘Plague Knight’…
RAYMAN: ‘Plague Knight’… Nice, sounds mysterious.
[Rayman pulls back his hand and lets go of Plague Knight’s, his eyes focus on the faint green light just below his mask as he scratches his chin.]
RAYMAN: You got stuck with one of those doo-hickeys too, huh? Think you’re the first I’ve seen with green ‘round them.
[We suddenly switch to the opposite of this shot as Plague Knight looks towards Rayman’s device, noticing a blue ring of light around it.]
RAYMAN: I’m guessing you’re one of the ‘players’ as well?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: I suppose so… Although what game we are playing alludes me.
DOLL: It’s a fight to the death.
RAYMAN: I-It’s not a fight to the death! Sorry about Doll there, I don’t think she’s taking it all too well.
DOLL: You’re the one trusting everybody.
RAYMAN: Yeah, cause I don’t want to seem untrustworthy if it turns out it isn’t a fight to the death.
DOLL: That just makes it easier to get a knife in your back!
[Rayman raises his hands just slightly before slightly lowering them, taking a little sigh of relief as Plague Knight looks over to the window, noticing some shadows move just behind Rayman.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: So what’s that?
[Plague Knight points over to the cabin as Rayman turns his head.]
RAYMAN: That’s a window, bud.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: No you buffoon! What’s the building?!
RAYMAN: Who knows? Just some random cabin someone built. We were kinda in the middle of searching it for useful stuff while you just joined actually. You’re welcome to check the upper floors.
[Rayman raises an encouraging palm out to Plague Knight before swiftly making his way back inside the cabin through the window. The camera focuses on Plague Knight as he looks towards Doll, her eyes still staring towards him before she slinks away from view. Plague Knight follows Rayman’s example as he begins to crawl through the open window.]
[We cut to the interior as Plague Knight struggles to get in before ultimately landing on a rustic counter, taking a good look at his new surroundings. The place is old and almost entirely made out of wood, covered head-to-toe in dust and cobwebs with the occasional dirty plate here and there. Some cupboards and drawers are left unopened, as if someone searched around in a hurry. Out of the corner of his eye he could spot Rayman’s blond tufts of hair poking out slightly from the hallway as he begins to walk over to him, but not before falling to the floor as he steps off the counter.]
[Plague Knight waddles over and notices Rayman is in mid conversation with another person, a human this time, but female as she leaned against a nearby wall, listening to Rayman speak. Her eyes are covered by dark sunglasses as a beret sits on-top of her brown hair, slowly turning into a reddish colour on one side of her bangs. She stood cross-armed wearing some kind of fashionable sweater and black pants with expensive winter boots, however around her there was also a belt, slightly darker in colour to everything else and securing not clothes but bullets. Like everyone else we have come across she too had that device around her neck, displaying a red ring of light around her.]
[Plague Knight looked up at the woman who didn’t even notice him at first, in fact it was Rayman who finally took notice of him.]
RAYMAN: Speaking of the guy himself, here he is!
[He raises his arms out and smiles, as if introducing some kind of marvel to the fashionable girl, but just looks him up and down as she pushes her sunglasses down her face a little bit. Eventually though she does begin to speak.]
SUNGLASSES: So they just nabbed a kid while he was out trick-or-treating? That’s pretty low.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Excuse me? Who are you calling a kid?
[Plague Knight shakes his fist just slightly causing the girl to laugh just a little bit, a smile now forming across her face as Rayman puts one of his hands over on Plague Knight’s shoulder.]
RAYMAN: Plague Knight, this is Coco. Coco, this is Plague Knight.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Charmed.
COCO: Sure you are.
[Coco continues to lean against the wall as she looks over to Rayman now, the camera focusing now on the two of them as it cuts back and forth during their conversation.]
COCO: So, any luck downstairs?
RAYMAN: Nope, not a single speck of anything that isn’t dust down here.
COCO: Told you you wouldn’t find anything after the first three times.
RAYMAN: Well, third time’s the charm as the old saying goes.
COCO: Yeah but that didn’t really help, did it?
RAYMAN: Well anyways, how’s the upstairs looking?
COCO: Oh uh… it’s dangerous. That’s why I’m staying out here for the time being.
RAYMAN: If it’s that dangerous then why did you leave Ashley up there all alone?
COCO: She’ll be fine. She’s probably found some great big stash of supplies up there by now.
VOICE: More like a great big stash of dick all!
[A feminine voice calls out from above them, slightly annoyed in tone as Rayman, Coco, and Plague Knight look to the stairs. As they do the camera slowly cuts to their POV as a girl pokes her head just in view from the bannister, her skin slightly pale and her hair jet black. The girl begins to make her way downstairs as the camera follows her from behind, talking to the people downstairs.]
GIRL: At least now I know you don’t trust me. And we were getting along so well too…
[The girl lets out a sigh, albeit an exaggerated one as she is fully shown to the audience. Much like her hair, her clothes are mostly black as she wears a low-cut sweater and black straps against her skin, while she wore a set of cargo shorts which were a dull beige in colour. The device wrapped around her neck shone a red light as she rested her head against the bannister, immediately spotting Plague Knight as she looked over to him.]
GIRL: Who’s the short fry down there?
RAYMAN: Ah, this is-
[Rayman moves back slightly and puts his hand on Plague Knight’s shoulder once more, only to be batted away by the latter’s flailing.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Get your hand off of me.
RAYMAN: Sorry.
[Rayman clears his throat before speaking once more, his hand motioning to their cloaked guest this time.]
RAYMAN: He calls himself the ‘Plague Knight’.
GIRL: Can certainly see where he got the name from with that ugly mask of his.
[Silence comes across the room once more as Plague Knight silently glares at her, sensing the tension between them Rayman bends down and tries to resolve the conflict.]
RAYMAN: Eh, this is-
GIRL: I can speak for myself. Name’s Ashley, Ashley Graves.
[Ashley makes her way down the stairs finally standing just near the door as she twirls her hair around her finger, looking over to nobody in particular before the door suddenly flies open causing her to move slightly. Doll enters the room now before looking over to Ashely and pulling a little smile.]
ASHLEY: Was wondering where you were. Find anything yet?
DOLL: No.
ASHLEY: Well… guess we gotta keep moving then.
[Ashley pouts a little in annoyance as she flicks her hair slightly, before the camera cuts to the opposite side of the hall where Coco, Rayman, and Plague Knight stand. Coco leans away from the wall and rolls her neck just slightly around her shoulders.]
COCO: Thank God, I was starting to worry we’d never leave this place until he made us search every little nook and cranny.
[She looks over to Rayman who ignores this little remark, instead following suit as Plague Knight waddles over, Ashley noticing him as she turns her head back slightly.]
ASHLEY: So what’s your deal then? You got lost on your way to a renaissance fair or something?
[She giggles slightly as the camera cuts back to Plague Knight, the angle looking down on him while he looks up to the girl while offscreen the sound of the door clicking open is heard.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: I’ll have you know that I am a high-ranking knight of the Order of No Quarter, master of mischief and potions extraordinaire! With the right tools and elixirs I may make an explosion that could blow everyone away!
[ The camera cuts back outside as the group begin to walk, in the distance a similar looking building to the one Luigi found himself in can be seen, but it is not looked at by any member of the group. They choose to instead walk along the grassy plains ahead as their conversation resumes.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: -And furthermore, I do more with my life than just sit around and do nothing, I have a girlfriend don’t you know!
ASHLEY: Aww, bet she’s searching far and wide to see where you are right now.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Exactly!
COCO: So let me get this straight, you just spend all your time living in a basement making potions all day?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Well, in the simplest terms I suppose you could summarise it as that. And what is it that you do, if I may ask? Flaunt off the latest dresses for people to gawk at?
COCO: Oh just standard stuff really, y’know, killing monsters, no big deal.
DOLL: No big deal? That sounds impressive!
COCO: It was, but over time it just gets a little boring you know, but I add my little personal flair every now and then.
ASHLEY: I don’t really do much to be honest, just hang around with my brother most days.
RAYMAN: Are the two of you close?
ASHLEY: Yep.
[A little smile worms its way across Ashley’s face as she looks over to Rayman.]
ASHLEY: And what do you do then?
RAYMAN: Eh… it’s…
[Rayman’s hand floats to the back of his head, rubbing it slightly as he tries to pass it off.]
RAYMAN: It’s kinda complicated right now. I don’t really wanna talk about it.
[As they continue walking, Rayman’s stomach suddenly growls causing him to stop slightly as he looks around, seeing nothing but clear skies and green grass surrounding him.]
RAYMAN: They gotta have some kinda place to grab food, I’m starving.
DOLL: Knowing my luck, they’ll probably force us to eat grass.
ASHLEY: Well let’s just hope we find some grub before we starve to death.
[The camera focuses in on the group as the sound of the wind blowing past gets louder and louder, although as time goes on it resembles more of a crackle rather than the sound of something blowing. As the sound eventually becomes clearer, we hard cut to a close-up of a frying pan, a block of meat sizzling away on one side while the camera tilts down, revealing a hand holding the pan’s handle.]
[The hand itself is covered in what appears to be a white sleeve, almost like a lab-coat, and as we cut to the person cooking, it's revealed that they are indeed wearing a labcoat, buttoned up just slightly while a grey shirt underneath pokes out. It’s revealed to be a woman, her eyes dark and tired and her hair slightly messy as she looks down at the steak. Like everyone else’s she wears the device around her neck, sporting a blue ring of light, her hand lightly moving the handle to cook the meat, the sound of it sizzling away being the only sound we hear for a little bit. The room she’s in appears to be some sort of kitchen, neatly decorated in the same wooden structure as the cabin, only more furnished and glossy, with lights and actual electricity running through.]
[We focus in on the woman’s eyes as she stares down at the food, while in the background we can hear the sound of something crinkling, catching her attention for a brief second before stopping. The noise starts once again and her attention is focused once more on this crinkling. We cut back away from the woman as the camera focuses in on another person, a green ring of light around their neck as they sit on the floor obscured by shadow.]
[When we next cut we see this person fully while the camera keeps the woman in the labcoat in the foreground. This mysterious person is a teenage girl with black hair, wearing a standard school uniform as well as a black coat draping over her shoulders. Her right eye is covered with a white eyepatch and in her gloved hands she is eating a bag of chips, noisily crinkling the bag as she reaches in, irritating the woman in the lab-coat. Eventually, she turns around.]
LABCOAT: Can you eat somewhere else?
EYEPATCH: I’d prefer to eat here.
LABCOAT: Well I’m trying to concentrate and you going ‘crrk’ every 5 seconds doesn’t help.
EYEPATCH: You can’t outlaw me from eating food, who knows when we’ll get the chance to eat again?
LABCOAT: Well I dunno, maybe in like 5 seconds considering we’re surrounded by food!
[The girl scoffs slightly as her hand reaches into the bag once more, finding nothing but dust as she drops it to the floor, not bothering to pick it up as she rises to her feet. The woman meanwhile turns her attention back to the meat, cutting to the pan to reveal one side is burned badly as she looks at it annoyed. The girl walks over to her without her noticing, taking slow steps before turning slightly to the right and disappearing out of the frame, but not before she calls out to her.]
EYEPATCH: It’s not even actual good meat, just rats.
LABCOAT: It’s not-!
[As the girl walks out of frame we can hear the sound of double doors opening and then closing before the only thing we hear is the same sound at the start, the meat sizzling away in the pan. With an annoyed sigh, the woman goes back to cooking.]
[We cut away and focus in on the girl as she walks through a set of double doors, walking into a large spacious area, looking almost like a makeshift grand dining hall. Like all of the other structures, the building itself appears to be made out of the wood with a large grand table resting neatly in the middle of the spacious area. We cut to a bird’s eye view of the place, the camera remaining static as it focuses in on the table, the girl walking up to it while two other people sit nearby, eating on the same bench as one another.]
[The girl lets out an annoyed groan before sitting down on the table, on the opposite side of the others, taking up the right side of the frame while these strangers take up the left. The one closest to the camera looks like a ghost or some form of spirit, their body the shape of a rosy violet as they wore a large pink hat over their head, eating away at an apple. The device around her neck emits a green ring of light while the person sitting next to her’s is red. He is more human with white hair sticking out like spines on a hedgehog, covered head-to-toe in some black uniform. He is eating away at a pear but it is unknown whether he is actually looking at it, as his eyes are covered by a thick black blindfold. He does however notice the eyepatch girl’s irritated sigh, moving his head slightly to face her.]
BLINDFOLD: What’s the problem now then?
EYEPATCH: It’s nothing.
BLINDFOLD: Didn’t sound like nothing.
EYEPATCH: There’s no way you could have heard that from so far away.
BLINDFOLD: Maybe not, but how many times have you picked a fight with someone ever since you woke up here?
[The Eyepatch girl says nothing as the blindfolded man smiles.]
BLINDFOLD: See, point proven.
SPIRIT: You don’t always have to pick fights, not everybody here hates you.
EYEPATCH: I know, none of you just don’t get what I’m here for!
BLINDFOLD: And that would be what exactly?
EYEPATCH: This is a test, to see whether I can climb to the top and achieve the peak of my abilities!
[The girl grabs at the device around her neck as the camera cuts to a close-up of it, trying her best to wrestle it away from her neck.]
EYEPATCH: Only with this stupid inhibitor on, I can’t do anything about it, so I’m stuck here with everybody!
SPIRIT: So you have powers? What kind?
EYEPATCH: Oh, so so many. Like, so many it would be impossible to count them all!
BLINDFOLD: Just name the best ones, we don’t know how long we’ll be stuck here, so might as well waste some time, right?
EYEPATCH: Right, well uh… there’s-!
[The camera cuts over to the opposite side, focusing on the players in the foreground while everything else remains a blur in the background. Suddenly the low sound of creaking can be heard as something emerges from the background; light from the outside. A large door has opened up, the wood groaning away as the players all look towards the noise. The camera switches its focus as we see a new person enter the building, their details a bit blurry for now as they wear a coat and a green sweater, their skin appears to be pale and white with something black covering their eyes.]
[We cut and switch to this new person’s perspective, looking over at the players at the table, staring down at each-other in confusion before the mysterious guest speaks, their voice a little bit muffled.]
GUEST: Are you friendly?
[We cut back to the trio at the table, staring in silence at their guest.]
EYEPATCH: What?
GUEST: I said, are you friendly?
SPIRIT: …Yes?
GUEST: Great, well the hard part’s done now.
[The sound of footsteps against wood is soon heard as the figure draws closer and closer, eventually sitting down on one of the benches. They sit close to the camera, obscuring the others from view just slightly as they sit a considerable distance away from each-other.]
BLINDFOLD: Who are you exactly?
[We cut to a medium shot and finally get a good look at the figure, dressed in a thick brown coat as if dressed for the winter, wearing black goggles around his eyes and fingerless gloves, the device around his neck pulsating a ring of green light around it. However, the most notable thing about his appearance is that his whole body is covered entirely in bandages, not a single inch of skin is showing as the white strips cling to his entire body, only hidden by his clothes and the device.]
GUEST: I go by many names, but for the sake of transparency might as well stick with the most well-known one. You can call me… the ‘Negative Man’.
[We cut once more to the other’s reaction, staring at their guest in an equal mix of confusion and intrigue, just like before the focus suddenly shifts to the background as the woman in the labocat emerges from the kitchen door, holding a plate in her hand. She walks over to the table but in just a few steps she notices the mysterious guest as well, stopping in her tracks.]
LABCOAT: Goddamnit…
[We cut back to focus on the labcoat woman, showing an over-the-shoulder shot as the guest waves towards her in a friendly yet sarcastic manner. She still has that same tired spark in her eyes, almost glaring at him before sitting down next to the blindfolded man and the spirit, a simple knife and fork in her hand, sitting down and focusing on eating her meal. Everyone else however has their attention towards Negative Man as he lightly sniffs.]
NEGATIVE MAN: So what are your names then? Can’t get anywhere if I don’t at least know what to call you.
BLINDFOLD: True. I’m Gojo, pleased to meet ya.
SPIRIT: I’m Vivian.
NEGATIVE MAN: Great, great. And you are?
[He turns his attention to focus on the eyepatch girl, crossing her arms as she rests against the table. Once she realises all eyes are on her though she straightens up before clearing her throat.]
EYEPATCH: I am Arsot les Primavera! The one who wields the great dragon force, the one who is destined for greatness, the one who-
LABCOAT: Can you not indulge in her fantasies please, her constant shouts are giving me a headache.
[Gojo leans over the table slightly, looking over to Negative Man as he keeps his voice above a whisper.]
GOJO: Pretty sure the girl’s name is Nakanaka or something.
NEGATIVE MAN: You serious? That name sounds like her parents made her choose her own name at birth.
GOJO: Well when you put it that way I can see why she wants to be named something else.
NAKANAKA: I did not choose my new name, it was given to me from the moment I drew my first breath! I just couldn’t see it until recently!
[As Nakanaka talks, the camera cuts to a close up of the meat being cut, the knife scraping against the surface of a plate in a shrill cry causing the labcoat woman to drop it immediately, causing an even louder clang as utensil hits surface. She looks over to the others, that same tired look on her face as Negative Man prepares to speak again, but before he can she interrupts him.]
LABCOAT: It’s Reagan. Reagan Ridley.
NEGATIVE MAN: …Well okay then, ‘Reagan Ridley’. Negative Man.
REAGAN: Wow, bet you must have had sleepless nights coming up with that one.
[Negative Man continues to look at her in silence as she eats before talking once more.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Pretty nice looking steak you got there.
REAGAN: Thanks?
NAKANAKA: It’s not nice, she’s eating rat meat.
VIVIAN: Now come on, I’m sure it must be very delicious!
NAKANAKA: No I’m serious, I looked in the fridge and she got it out of a little zippy bag that clearly said ‘RAT’ in bold letters! She’s eating rat meat!
REAGAN: You really think someone just has rat meat stored away in their refrigerator?
NEGATIVE MAN: Well I dunno, seems to me that’s not out of the question if it’s the same guy who kidnapped us and forced these things around our necks.
REAGAN: Well, whatever. It’s not rat meat, and that’s the end of that.
NAKANAKA: How would you know, have you eaten rats before?
REAGAN: …I’m just going to assume you didn’t mean to phrase it as a compliment.
[As Reagan and Nakanaka shoot daggers at each-other, Gojo slowly gets up from the table and slams his palms down slightly.]
GOJO: Ladies, please. If you’re gonna argue all day about it, I might as well see whether or not it’s actually true.
REAGAN: It’s not.
NAKANAKA: It is!
GOJO: Just sit tight and shut up.
[Gojo begins to walk over to the door, leaving the others behind as they all look at each-other, Nakanaka and Reagan are still focused on one another, slowly eating their food while Negative Man drums his bandaged fingers against the table. The sound of a door opening is heard in the background before closing once again, leaving the entire room in silence. The camera now focuses on Vivian and Negative Man in particular, as the former looks over to the latter.]
VIVIAN: So um…
NEGATIVE MAN: It’s about the get-up, right? I know, it isn’t exactly practical, but it fits my style.
VIVIAN: Well that’s not what I was thinking about but um, I guess it is good to have a sense of style.
[The camera cuts away showing Vivian and Negative Man in the foreground on either side of the frame while Reagan watches on in the back.]
REAGAN: Think she was talking about the other thing on your body.
VIVIAN: Y-Yes! The um… the goggles, I’ve never seen anyone actually wear those kinds outside of movies, they make you look really cool.
NEGATIVE MAN: Thanks. There’s not a lot I can really see considering my condition but these shades actually help to make me see a whole lot, much better than any old pair of glasses.
REAGAN: And that condition would be?
NEGATIVE MAN: Do you really want me to get to the surprise before I even have time to set it up?
REAGAN: Well I’m sorry if I have a lot of questions about the guy calling himself the ‘Negative Man’ and looking like a mummy being brought back to life!
[The camera cuts away to focus more on Negative Man, as he straightens up slightly before relaxing his posture. Vivian looks over to him and offers him her half-eaten apple, but Negative Man raises his hand to push it away just lightly, causing her to frown just a little.]
NEGATIVE MAN: It’s alright, I’m not hungry.
VIVIAN: Oh. Can you even eat with all of those bandages on you, if you don’t mind me asking?
NEGATIVE MAN: It’s alright. I can but I don’t even need to eat.
NAKANAKA: That’s preposterous, everybody needs to eat!
NEGATIVE MAN: Not me. I’m not even sure my stomach’s still inside me after all these years, but hey, if I can’t eat, at least I don’t have to go to the bathroom.
[He lets out a little chuckle at his own joke while the others just look over at him, just from their cues he immediately realises what’s racing through everybody’s minds, but he decides to change the subject.]
NEGATIVE MAN: So what’s everyone’s power then, huh?
REAGAN: Power?
NEGATIVE MAN: Yeah, I mean that’s why we’re all here, isn’t it?
NAKANAKA: Yes, exactly!
[Nakanaka leans over the table, an excited smile over her face now as she looks over to Negative Man, crawling onto the table itself as she strikes a dramatic pose.]
NAKANAKA: I am the wielder of the Dragon Force! My powers are inconceivable to the mortal eye, even my own eyes can scarcely believe what I am capable of!
VIVIAN: So what are your powers?
[Nakanaka looks over to Vivian for just a moment in silence before answering her question with a scoff.]
NAKANAKA: I don’t have the energy to perform them now, I just…. Need to settle in.
[The camera cuts to a close-up of the device as her hand grabs towards it, trying to jerk it away from her neck.]
NAKANAKA: This thing around my neck is sapping me dry and until I get it off there’s just no way I’ll be able to reach my full potential!
REAGAN: Yeah, that’s the reason.
[We cut away from them as Negative Man glances towards Vivian.]
NEGATIVE MAN: How about you Vivian?
VIVIAN: Oh well uh… I’m nothing that special to be honest.
NEGATIVE MAN: Everyone’s got a talent, you don’t need to be modest.
VIVIAN: W-Well, u., as you can see my body is made entirely out of shadow, so that means at times I can make my body intangible.
NAKANKA: Intagi-what-now?
VIVIAN: I can pass through certain surfaces and phase through them.
NAKANAKA: Oh, like a ghost!
VIVIAN: Yes!
[A smile makes its way across Vivian’s face as the camera pans around to focus on Reagan, getting up from the table with the plate in hand, just as she’s about to make her way back into the kitchen, Negative Man’s voice can be heard just off-screen.]
NEGATIVE MAN: How about you?
REAGAN: I’m not special. Besides, super powers are just some fantasy.
NAKANAKA: If that’s true then why hasn’t any scientist come out with proof that powers aren’t real?
REAGAN: You don’t need proof, just common sense. You don’t just magically gain the ability to fly cause you were in an accident in some kind of experimental super-plane.
NEGATIVE MAN: Well… you’re telling the truth somewhat.
[The camera turns to focus in on Negative Man as the two girls at the table look over to him, curious as to what his words mean. As we hear their voices off-screen, the camera cuts back to Reagan, clearly tired and slightly annoyed at the conversation as she walks closer and closer to the kitchen door.]
VIVIAN: You were involved in a plane accident?
NEGATIVE MAN: That’s right.
NAKANAKA: So that’s why you have those bandages. You probably look like some kind of freak under all of it!
NEGATIVE MAN: Well I’ve never had the chance to look myself.
VIVIAN: So… does that mean you can fly?
NEGATIVE MAN: If it did I probably would have soared away from that broken skylight the first chance I got.
NAKANAKA: Oh so you were helped out by that creep as well then?
[Suddenly just as Reagan is about to put her hand to the door, it suddenly opens with Gojo stepping forward, carrying a dirty plastic sheet covered in pinkish blood, his hand conveniently covering up the label on the dirty baggie.]
GOJO: I’ve got news everybody!
REAGAN: Mind watching where you open that thing, you nearly caved my face in!
[The camera pans to focus on Gojo, sporting an apologetic smile as he steps forward, gently closing the door behind him.]
GOJO: Sorry.
[He turns around to the others as he holds out the bloody baggie in his palm, his fingers slowly uncovering the label to reveal in bold writing the word ‘RAT’.]
GOJO: Turns out she did eat rat meat all along.
NAKANAKA: See, what did I say?
[Reagan says not a word, rubbing her temple just slightly before disappearing into the kitchen once again, leaving Gojo behind with the others, still holding the baggie in his hands.]
GOJO: Did I miss anything?
VIVIAN: Nothing major, just talking about the powers we all have.
GOJO: Sounds exciting.
VIVIAN: Out of curiosity, do you have any powers Gojo?
GOJO: Who me…?
[Suddenly in a flash, Gojo sprints over to the table, although the audience and the participants can only see a brief blur before he reappears once more, his feet only shown in the frame as he’s standing on the table, slowly dropping the baggie as it falls unceremoniously.]
GOJO: I’m not all that special.
[He slowly gets off the table as his feet fall to the ground, his footsteps echoing just slightly as the camera pans up to the ceiling, showing nothing but wood over their heads. However, it slowly fades away, transitioning into the cool clear sky we are now familiar with. The sounds of birds tweeting echo the area as well as the rustling of grass. Eventually, something new comes into view; a pair of horns, black like night with thin white stripes running through them. The camera slowly pans down to reveal them poking out from black hair before zooming out revealing a new player to the area.]
[While their appearance seems mostly human, their skin is a shining crimson with small white patches, a thin scarlet tail poking out from behind and ending in a stereotypical point. Like their hair, they are dressed entirely in black, with ripped cargo pants and a crop top, a black tattoo in the shape of a heart making their shoulder. Around their neck, like everyone else, is the device, and fittingly enough, the ring of light is red, as if showing off a thin illuminated piece of their skin. They stop in place in the grass and bend their body slightly, putting a hand to their forehead and looking over to the distance.]
[We get a close-up of the player’s face, surveying the area with big yellow eyes protected by long black lashes, her lips too are black and she has a small beauty mark on her cheek. As her eyes slowly dart all over the place we can hear the sound of footsteps approaching once more as they dredge through the long thin grass, just as they stop her eyes seem to focus on something. Before long, the devil-like creature looks back and calls out.]
DEVIL: Don’t look like much, but I think I found something!
[We cut to the devil’s perspective as she notices two blue wisps sticking out from the grass, the tops almost sharpening to a point as it very subtly moves further and further away from her. We cut back to focus in on the devil as well as her companion following behind her; a middle-aged human female with blue hair, canid-like ears sticking out from the tip like a majestic fox’s. While she is dressed head-to-toe in rather elegant cerulean clothing, she still has that metallic device around her neck, displaying a blue ring of light.]
[She stops suddenly, noticing the same thing the devil does as we cut back to her perspective, watching the wisps inch carefully away before sprinting away, making a run for it.]
DEVIL: I’ve got it!
[The devil sprints away from the frame as the camera cuts to focus in on their chase, the wisps still poking out from the grass like a sore thumb. The wisps may be fast, but the devil is faster and before long she eventually leaps towards it, grabbing it and rolling around in the grass as she lets out a grunt. The two of the, eventually come to a stop as the devil rests, feeling the wisps against her face, but she can also feel something else around her neck; the feeling of cold metal, and as she looks she can see a blue light shimmering just slightly.]
[She can feel something in her arms, like a wild animal flailing away from its predator, making little grunts as it does. She stops for a second and takes a look towards the appearance of the thing she just caught. There were two wisps, burning away like frigid fire, but they were attached to a white head, which in turn was attached to a small white body covered in swirls, like a cute cartoon character. It looked almost like some strange sort of cat, with a green bag wrapped around its neck, just underneath where that device was.]
[The devil wasn’t careful enough as in her curiosity, she let go of the thing, causing it to fall to the ground and slowly back away in fear, but realising that it had the same thing around its neck as she did, Millie started to slowly move forward, trying her best to remain calm and unthreatening to the swirled creature.]
MILLIE: Hey hey, it’s alright! I’m not gonna hurt ya.
[The two players lock eyes with one another as Millie slowly stops, crouching just slightly as she holds out her arms. The swirled creature looks at her before speaking in a southern-accented high-pitched voice.]
SWIRLS: You can see me?
DEVIL: Yeah… I mean, those fiery things of yours made ya stick out like a sore thumb.
SWIRLS: So you are another yokai…
DEVIL: …A what?
[The swirled creature stands up, its head barely poking up from above the grass as the elegant woman makes her way into the frame too. We cut away to show a far shot, the devil and the woman in blue standing to the left of the frame, while the swirled creature sticks its head above the grass to the right.]
BLUE: What is it? Do you have a name?
[The swirled creature nods as we suddenly cut to a close-up of its face, now sporting a thin smile.]
SWIRLS: I am Komasan m’am.
BLUE: Well, howdy Komasan. I take it you’re one of the players like us?
KOMASAN: Maybe, I-I don’t really know much to be honest.
DEVIL: It’s alright, none of us know either. Although when I get the hands on the angel son of a bitch who put this around me, let’s just say it won’t be pretty.
BLUE: How do you know it’s an angel?
DEVIL: S’Always angels, they always just select innocent imps such as myself and put em in games like these.
KOMASAN: Wait, so you know what’s happening?
DEVIL: No, but I think I’ve got a good idea…
[The devil stretches slightly, lightly cracking her own neck as the wind picks up, flowing through her hair just slightly. She looks down towards the little yokai before suddenly something pops into her mind.]
DEVIL: Oh gosh, I forgot to introduce myself. I’m Millie!
[Millie raises out a hand once more for Komasan to take and he does, slowly walking forward with his paw outstretched. Komasan braces to just shake hands, but is instead lifted off of his feet, held tightly by Millie’s palm as he’s left dangling above in the air.]
MILLIE: And this lady right here’s… uh…
[She motions to the woman in blue to her left, Millie’s brain stuck in trying to remember before she cuts to the chase.]
BLUE: Yukong.
MILLIE: Yukong! Sorry about that Kumason, I am terrible at remembering names.
[She lets out a little chuckle before holding Kumason like a cat, putting her hands underneath her arms. She and Yukong both look at the swirled yokai before Yukong speaks.]
YUKONG: So what exactly are you?
KOMASAN: Oh, just a yokai m’am.
YUKONG: Okay and what is a yokai exactly?
KOMASAN: Well we’re spirits who affect the mortal realm and inspirit humans. Each yokai has their own unique ability that activates whenever we’re near people.
MILLIE: So you’re like a ghost or something?
KOMASAN: Maybe.
MILLIE: Wait, if you’re a ghost, then how did you get here? Shouldn’t you have just floated through a wall and be gone by now?
KOMASAN: I wish I could, but that’s not what I can do m’am. I’ve got a feelin’ in my bones that something’s wrong, and this ‘game’ we’re all meant to play ties into it somewhat.
YUKONG: Now that you mention it, they didn’t even specify what game we are even playing. Are we doing something childish like hide and seek?
MILLIE: Well if that’s the case, I think we’ve done a pretty good job!
[She smiles excitedly, showing a slight gap in her teeth as she looks over to Komasan, the camera cutting to a close-up of him as Yukong continues to speak.]
YUKONG: But I doubt it’d be that simple, why would they go through all of this trouble to set up something for a game as simple as hide and seek…
KOMASAN: Maybe it’s something else entirely m’am.
YUKONG: Like what?
KOMASAN: Like um… Oh, like Tag!
MILLIE: Tag?
KOMASAN: Yeah! We’ve each got these fangled monitors around us to track us, and these colours have to mean something. Like maybe you’re red cause you’re a tagger, and we’re blue because we haven’t been tagged yet!
[Komasan points to Yukong’s device, emitting the same ring of blue light as his as he looks over excitedly. Yukong however, does not share the same feeling, looking over to the yokai.]
YUKONG: I don’t think so… I think I saw someone around here with green around their necks, how would they fit in?
MILLIE: Oh, maybe they’re the ones in charge, like keeping everyone by the book so nobody breaks any rule!
KOMASAN: That would make some sense…
YUKONG: Yeah. This of course all hinges whether or not we are actually playing hide and seek and not something else.
[The camera cuts to a close-up of Millie’s face now smiling with a sense of optimism as she glances at Yukong and Komasan.]
MILLIE: Well, it’s as good an explanation as any. And hey, how much harm can hide and seek b-
[Suddenly, something metallic hits her in the face, causing her to drop Komasan and fall to the floor as she yelps in pain. The camera moves around very sporadically as Millie lies on the ground, someone nearby is hitting her with a shovel, their only visual indication is a hand on the shovel’s handle, wrapped up in a blue sleeve.]
MILLIE: Hey! Hey, hey!
[As Millie calls out she wrestles on the floor, occasionally taking a stray blow but weaving out of the way of most hits, meanwhile a new voice can be heard, panting and straining with every impact as the camera focuses in on their conflict. In a flash, Millie manages to grab the shovel, overpowering her assailant with fury now in her eyes, ready to give her attacker a little payback.]
ATTACKER: H-Hey!
[The attacker’s voice cracks as the camera cuts to a familiar wide shot from before, only now it shows not only Millie, Yukong, and Komasan, but this stranger as well. They were taller than all of them, and skinny too, unwashed brown hair covering their head as little wisps of facial hair pop on his face. He is dressed in a red-hooded blue school coat, while his legs are protected by dirty jeans. Like everyone else, he also has that infernal device around his neck, a thin ring of blue light illuminating from within. He starts to slowly back away, raising his hands defensively but Millie shows no hesitation.]
[It cuts back to Millie as she swings the shovel, trying to intimidate her attacker before leaping towards him, preparing to scream as she strikes, but before she does, Yukong steps out in front of both of them.]
YUKONG: Woah, woah. Easy now! Easy, alright. Just calm down.
MILLIE: How can I calm down when this maniac is gonna cave my brains right into the grass?
ATTACKER: I-It’s for everybody’s good, okay? She’s dangerous!
MILLIE: Says the kid who beat me with a goddamn shovel!
[As Millie raises her voice, Yukong raises her hand towards her in an effort to keep the peace between the two, all the while Komasan watches on.]
YUKONG: Millie, just calm down! Geez…
[Yukong slowly looks over to the attacker, trying his best to remain calm and collected in spite of everything.]
YUKONG: Now, tell me why you decided to hit her with that shovel.
[The attacker looks to the ground, kicking the ground below him like a child getting scolded by his parents, although when compared to the two girls he did seem to be much younger, around the late teenage years.]
ATTACKER: ‘Cause there’s a demon around here, and it… it might hurt us all.
MILLIE: I’m gonna hur-!
YUKONG: Millie.
[Millie backs down and pouts just slightly as Yukong focuses her attention on the tall teen, putting his hands into his coat pocket as he looks at her.]
YUKONG: Are you going to tell me your name at least?
ATTACKER: It’s Ben. Ben Paul.
YUKONG: Okay. Well, hello Ben.
BEN: I’m sorry we got off the wrong foot.
YUKONG: Well, that’s good to hear. I’m Yukong.
[Yukong raises her hand out to Ben, giving him a friendly smile, and although he slightly hesitates, before long Ben shakes her hand slowly. He looks over towards Millie, now holding Komasan close to her chest like a plush toy, the two creatures staring into the teen’s eyes as he gets slightly nervous, moving his hand away.]
BEN: And who are they?
YUKONG: Well…
[Yukong turns around and motions her hand towards Millie, the latter not saying a word.]
YUKONG: This is Millie. And the little goober she’s holding is called Komasan. I’m sure they’re charmed to meet you.
[Komasan does a little wave towards Ben and he waves back, but not before Millie drops the yokai to the ground. The camera follows her movements and focuses in on the ground, using her hoofed foot to pick up the shovel, staring at it all the while Ben and Yukong have a conversation in the background. As they talk, the camera zooms in on Millie’s face, first showing boredom, then curiosity, before barreling into a quick and sudden realisation.]
BEN: I see you’ve also got the blue thing around your neck. What do you think it means?
YUKONG: You know, we were just having that conversation before you arrived.
BEN: Oh really? Well, what do you make of it?
YUKONG: We’re meant to be playing some sort of game, so the sooner we figure out just what this game is, the sooner we’ll get these things off our necks.
BEN: Can’t wait for that to happen, it feels like it’s stabb-
MILLIE: Hey, where did you get this shovel?
[We cut back to Ben and Yukong as they look over to Millie offscreen.]
BEN: Huh?
MILLIE: The shovel. None of us got anything when we arrived here, so where in the hell did you find it?
BEN: Oh, well I didn’t find it. It was given to me. I was with another group of guys before I uh…
MILLIE: Tried to turn my face into jelly?
BEN: Y-Yeah… Anyway, one of them mentioned that when they woke up, they found something with horns and they thought it was some kind of demon or something. He didn’t say much else aside from the horns though, but he handed me the shovel and said I had to find it and get rid of it.
KOMASAN: Oh. But why?
[Ben looks down to the miniature Komasan, the teen nearly twice his size as he crouches just slightly.]
BEN: Well, I wanted to prove myself to them.
KOMASAN: Yeah… but, why?
BEN: W-What do you mean why?
MILLIE: Maybe they sent the weakest guy out to ensure they didn’t get massacred or something.
[Ben looks over to Millie, slight panic and annoyance in his expression.]
BEN: H-Hey, screw you!
[Just as another argument is about to start, Yukong places her hand on Ben’s shoulder, catching him off guard slightly as the two lock eyes.]
YUKONG: So they gave you this shovel, right?
BEN: Yeah, they were all holed up in some building and it had a lot of supplies, and that was one of them. They’re not that far away from where we are.
YUKONG: I see… Would you mind taking us there?
[Ben thinks for a moment, trying his best not to look directly towards Millie and instead focus on Yukong, waiting for his answer. After a few moments Ben decides to bite the bullet and lets out a breath.]
BEN: Sure.
YUKONG: Well that’s fantastic.
[Yukong suddenly points her arm, inches away from brushing Ben’s shoulder before clicking her fingers, pointing to the horizon behind the troubled teen.]
YUKONG: Lead the way then.
[Ben is silent for a moment as he pushes Yukong’s arm down, stepping forward just slightly.]
BEN: It’s actually over there.
[Yukong, Millie, and Komasan turn around just as Ben starts to walk just slightly.]
YUKONG: Right.
[Ben takes a quick glance at Millie once again, noticing that her grip on the shovel has not weakened even slightly, still looking over at him with her eyes the colour of sulfur, and her glint in them matching its danger too. After gulping a little bit, Ben continues to walk back, feeling everyone’s eyes on him while the others follow behind him. The scene quickly fades away and transitions into the next, as the group make their way across the grass. We cut back to a close-up as Ben’s eyes darted around, trying to look around and survey the area. Yukong and Millie have their eyes on Ben’s back, albeit for different reasons, and like before, only Komasan’s wisps can be seen, poking out from the ground. Before long though, Ben’s eyes fixate on something as he points to the distance.]
BEN: Okay, there it is.
[The others look over to where he is pointing before the camera cuts to focus in on it, a large dark wooden building, much like all of the others seen before, poking out from amidst the sea of green. It almost seemed to be casting its own shade with only a few windows around the side, the metal door at its entrance sticking out like a sore thumb. Despite how large it was, it wasn’t especially tall, only consisting of a single floor.]
[We cut to focus on the door’s features, its metal lightly rusted over but still retaining that hard steel colour to it. It almost looked like it was ripped out from a ship or submarine as the camera focuses on its circular wheel dead in the centre. The camera slowly pans down to reveal the top of Ben’s head as he steps closer towards it.]
BEN: This is the place.
[The camera cuts once more to focus in on the group as Ben knocks on the door. He looks around in silence before noticing Millie, pointing to the shovel up to his neck from behind him. He turns around slightly as he feels the cold metal against his neck.]
BEN: Can you give it back now?
[His voice is a little irritated, like an annoyed child’s, but Millie doesn’t comply.]
MILLIE: Why would I? We all know what you’re gonna do with it.
BEN: T-That was just a mistake, I’m sorry alright?
YUKONG: Actually, Millie…
[The camera cuts to focus in on the two women as Yukong lowers Millie’s arms and makes the shovel inadvertently move across Ben’s back.]
YUKONG: I think you should give it back, when the door opens it may look like we’re the dangerous ones, especially if you point it at his neck.
MILLIE: Ugh, fine.
[She drops the shovel to the ground, throwing it slightly to Ben’s feet as he bends down. Millie does the same, and instead of grabbing the shovel she instead carries Komasan once more, picking him up like a cat before Ben knocks on the door. He decides to do it with the shovel this time instead of his knuckles, metal pounding against metal as the bangs echo away.]
BEN: Hey guys? I’m back!
[Silence. Not a word is heard from whoever it may be inside. Ben tries knocking once more, louder this time as he cringes slightly at the noise.]
BEN: Guuys! Come on!
KOMASAN: Maybe they’ve left?
BEN: Wha- No, they couldn’t have left. This place is built like Fort Knox, and it’s basically the only place where you can get your hands on stuff.
[The camera switches to focus on Ben and the door specifically, leaving the others off-screen as he knocks once more, each repetitive knock sounding a bit more desperate than the last as he fidgets in place slightly.]
YUKONG: Are you sure this is the right place? I saw a building or two when I escaped from the room I woke up in.
BEN: Yeah, I’m positive. Someone’s gotta be coming to the door now.
KOMASAN: If that’s true, then why aren’t they openin’ it?
[As Ben begins to speak, the door suddenly opens, revealing a new player from inside, a young girl that looked to be roughly Ben’s age and much shorter than him as well. A pink bow was dotted daintily on her strawberry blonde hair while being dressed in a school cardigan and skirt, the device around her neck humming a red ring melody as she grunted and opened the door. As she catches her breath, Ben speaks up.]
BEN: I-I don’t know! Alright, just shut up, okay? Can you not just trust me already and say ‘thanks’ for once?
[The door clicks very loudly as Ben stops speaking, slowly looking over to the bowed girl as he becomes slightly embarrassed.]
BEN: H-Hey…
BOW: Hi Ben!
[The girl smiles at him as she looks over to the others, the camera quickly changing to her perspective as they look towards her.]
BOW: Oh, hello too! My name is Sayori, it’s nice to meet you all!
YUKONG: Hello.
MILLIE: Hiya.
[Komasan waves slightly towards the bowed girl, cutting away to a medium shot of her before we hear the sound of distant arguing, the two voices unfamiliar and too far away for any words to be properly heard, both appearing to be masculine and one deeper and more relaxed than the other. Sayori jumps just slightly as she hears the argument before stepping aside.]
SAYORI: Don’t mind them, please make yourselves cozy.
[As she gets out of the way, Ben barges past slowly shortly to be followed by Yukong and then Millie, still holding onto Komasan. As they make their way inside, the tiny girl tries her best to close the door back again, straining slightly as she tries to push the heavy door. Just before it closes, Millie stops slightly and looks towards her.]
MILLIE: I can help ya if you want.
SAYORI: No, no I’m fine! I’ve almost got it…
[The door finally closes with a mighty bang, causing Sayori to back off just slightly as she shakes her arms in exhaustion. In the background, we can hear the argument pick up once more, only Ben’s awkward voice has somehow joined the fray. As she turns around, still clearly tired, she jumps up slightly and takes a sigh of relief before looking over back to Millie, a smile coming across her face as she points towards Komasan, leaning forward just slightly.]
SAYORI: Oh my gosh, that dog is sooo cute! What’s their name?
KOMASAN: Komasan, m’am.
[Sayori steps back, surprised to hear Komasan speak as he wrestles himself out of Millie’s arms, the camera following him as he falls to the floor, offering his paw out to the girl as he gives a friendly smile.]
KOMASAN: It’s nice to meet you!
[Sayori is a little taken aback but she still takes Komasan’s hand, crouching just slightly as the two shake hands in silence. The camera then cuts to Millie as she looks around the hall, the house looking noticeably bare with a long corridor that seemed to stretch for the entire length of the building. She twirls just slightly, getting a good look at everything before she turns around to Sayori.]
MILLIE: So what kinda place is this?
SAYORI: I don’t really know. We were all talking about it just before you arrived actually. Personally, I think it could be a shop!
MILLIE: A shop huh? Aren’t they usually less uh… home-y?
SAYORI: Well… I guess. But we did find a whole load of items around and they still had price tags attached to them!
MILLIE: Really?
SAYORI: Yeah, food, water, paper, rope, pretty much anything.
MILLIE: What about weapons?
SAYORI: Weapons…? Why do you want to know about weapons?
MILLIE: That Ben kid hit me in the face with a shovel instead of saying ‘hello’, and I just wanna make sure I'm protected before my pretty face gets smashed in.
[Millie’s tone of voice is slightly lighthearted and jovial, but at her words Sayori looks at her with a mix of nervousness and concern across her face. She looks down just slightly before speaking once again towards the demon. The silence only grows between them until we hear the off-screen argument start once more, the three masculine voices arguing and biting at one another as they catch the attention of the two girls.]
SAYORI: Well, um, we did find a gun and it’s in the lounge. I’m pretty sure that’s where the argument is being held though.
MILLIE: Okay, great!
SAYORI: But it’s-
[Just as Sayori calls out, Millie immediately turns away and walks down the hall, following the voices as she disappears off-screen, her footsteps against the wooden floor only growing quieter and quieter until they eventually fade away. Sayori and Komasan look into the distance together, listening to the loud argument from the lounge as Komasan turns and looks up to the girl, clutching loose strands of the large green bag around his back just lightly, as if preparing himself for what’s to come.]
KOMASAN: Should we go after her?
SAYORI: Might as well.
[The two of them slowly make their way towards the lounge, although Sayori has more of a hurried pace to her steps as opposed to Komasan’s waddle. The camera cuts away as the two make their way through the door, we can finally hear the sounds of the argument in full as the camera cuts away once more, focusing on the cozy lounge, a few small tables dotted around the space with an old couch resting near a wall. A fireplace is carved into the far wall, although it hasn’t been lit, as a hunting rifle rests on top like a prop in some wealthy aristocrat’s office. We can see Millie is wrestling with the gun, trying to get it off its hinges while Ben is busy arguing with someone else.]
[This person appears to be not much older than him, dressed in a white shirt and beige pants with a few trinkets around his neck and wrist, the large brim of his hat covering his eyes slightly from view. Underneath the cap is a long bush of hair, almost wild and uncut as it reaches down his hair, the light on his device matching the green glow of his hair. While the two men bicker, Yukong watches on, but instead of disrupting the peace she instead leans slightly against the couch arm, watching the two young men argue with one another.]
[However on the couch lies another new person, much taller and wider than anybody else in the room as he lays on the couch in a relaxed and strangely apathetic manner. His eyes are covered up by goggles on his face while strands of facial hair dot his lips and chin, the rest of his hair pouring out in black clouds underneath a large blue hat. He wears a long dark green coat fit for the winter while wearing nothing but a plain white shirt and black trousers, a large bag dotted just to the side. The goggled man yawns just slightly as we cut away, focusing on Ben and the green guy as they bicker.]
GREEN: You should have known by now that it was just a joke.
BEN: How would I have known, nothing has made sense ever since I woke up here!
GREEN: Look Ben, just calm down, alright?
BEN: Why me of all people huh, couldn’t you have sent Kuzan? That guy’s built like a brick!
GREEN: You really think Kuzan would just do it, the guy’s practically one with the couch now!
BEN: Did you even think I was going to make it back alive?
GREEN: Of course I did buddy, why would I just send someone out to die?
[The green guy pulls a little charismatic smile and puts his hand on Ben’s shoulder, but the taller teen brushes it off, clearly not over his little stint. Meanwhile, the camera cuts to put them in the background while Millie finally grabs the rifle, a little smile on her face. As the argument continues, Millie tries to call out to them.]
MILLIE: Hey.
[No response, the two of them just keep bickering at each-other while in the background the goggled guy notices her, raising his hand up just slightly in view of the camera.]
MILLIE: Hey!
[Despite raising her voice, Millie gets no response, causing her to frown just slightly. In the background Yukong and Sayori finally notice Millie with Sayori immediately panicking rushing towards her. Just as she does, Millie turns around, her finger already ready on the trigger as she points it to the ceiling.]
MILLIE: HEY!
[She tries to shoot but as she wraps her finger around the trigger, nothing but a click comes out, not making a single dent in their argument. She at first reacts with confusion before pressing it again, rapidly this time. As she does, Sayori slowly enters the frame trying to raise her hands towards the rifle but before she gets the chance Millie throws the thing to the ground, causing a loud thud across the entire room. This finally grabs everyone’s attention as Ben and the green guy look over to her.]
SAYORI: I did try to tell you that it didn’t have any bullets.
[As Sayori whispers we cut to focus on the green guy as he looks over to the devil, a curious glint in his eyes as the camera focuses in on her horns before zooming out and showing Millie once again, looking over to him with more of an annoyed expression.]
MILLIE: So d’any of you wanna explain why we’ve got into this mess?
GOGGLES: We came out of our holding cells and into the daylight.
[His voice sounds just as laid back as he looks, not moving from his comfy position on the couch as he now looks over to Millie.]
MILLIE: No I mean, why are we here of all places, and why are we just randomly attackin’ people without them knowing?
[The camera cuts over to Ben and the green guy as they look to each-other, the latter’s voice barely above a whisper now.]
GREEN: Who is she?
BEN: Just somebody I ran into while I was out.
MILLIE: More like someone you tried to clobber until kingdom come.
[Suddenly, the green guy’s eyes light up in realisation, as his posture relaxes just slightly, stepping forward just a step towards the devil.]
GREEN: Oh, I see what’s going on now. Yeah, sorry about sending Ben out, should have been a bit more specific.
[As he lets out a little nervous chuckle, Millie looks at him, titling her head just slightly as he steps closer and closer.]
MILLIE: Ya got a name?
GREEN: Of course I do, everyone’s got one. I’m N.
MILLIE: Just N?
N: Yeah, like the letter.
MILLIE: Okay…
N: I didn’t really have time to explain everything to him, we were busy searching the place out and Kuzan just felt like taking a break.
MILLIE: Okay, and Kuzan would be…
[The camera suddenly cuts away as Millie and N lie in the background, meanwhile a hand raises up in the foreground while a familiar voice bellows out.]
GOGGLES: Me.
[The camera pans around as Kuzan sits up right, as he does the red ring of light around his neck glows slightly as the hood of his coat straightens out, also revealing a noticeable scar around the right side of his body. As the audience gets a good look at him, N continues on.]
N: Well anyway, when I woke up I kinda freaked out, what with the whole cramped space and kidnapping thing. Truth be told, I don’t even know whether the letter is telling the truth or not.
[He pulls out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket, handing it over to Millie as she scans it. The camera cuts to focus in on the page, revealing it to be nearly identical to the ones shown previously, just with a few minor alterations in terms of wording. What’s jotable however is that some words appeared to be blotted out from wet ink, and by the looks of the faded text these blots seemed to appear recently, although what they hid remains a mystery to Millie.]
N: You got a letter too, right?
MILLIE: ‘Course I did.
[N snatches the paper away and neatly folds it up back into his pocket, continuing with his story as everyone looks towards him.]
N: When I got out, it was like I was inside some kind of abandoned machine, it gave me the worst creeps I could have possibly had. But I knew staying around would just only make things worse, so I decided to keep on moving forward.
[As he talks we cut to various shots of everybody looking over to him, invested in his story. Sayori holds onto Komasan while Kuzan returns to his usual position on the couch.]
N: My legs ached with how much I had to climb, I didn’t even know there was even an exit at the top, but something inside of me just told me that I had to keep moving, no matter what. As I looked, I saw all of the other doors, identical to my own, but on one particular turn I found something else. It was a hole, and inside was just the faintest bit of light, but when I looked closer at it, all I found was just darkness. I decided to take a closer look and as I stepped closer and closer I could make out what seemed to be horns, just poking out from the light.
[The camera cuts over to Millie, looking up just slightly as the camera focuses in on her own horns.]
N: I stepped closer and closer, wondering what it could be that was lurking in the shadows. But then I finally saw it, I stared at the shadows… and they stared right back.
[The camera now cuts to N’s face, slowly zooming out as he continues his monologue.]
N: It looked like eyes to me, cyan whirlpools in an endless sea of black, and I couldn’t help but stare at the thing. It was only a few seconds but to me it felt like hours, but eventually I snapped out of it. In the distance I could hear glass shattering from high above, and I knew that was my cue to leave. When I went back to the main path, I found tiny glass shards, and when I looked up, I could see someone had broken a skylight above, letting the radiant sun back in.
[N begins to slowly pace around the room, the camera following his movements while focusing in on everyone’s reactions.]
N: With not a moment to lose, I quickly made my way up to the top. And when I did, I found a ladder, one that seemed just as long as the path below, but I knew that was the only way forward, and… Well, here I am I guess.
[The camera focuses on N once more as silence fills the air, before being replaced by slow clapping, as the camera pans around we see that Yukong is the one applauding, causing N to smile just slightly.]
N: Thank you.
MILLIE: That was a right pretty speech but uh… what does it have to do with anything?
N: Well, as you can see this thing around my neck’s emitting a green light, right?
[N points to the device as the camera zooms in, sure enough it is glowing a radiant green. The camera quickly cuts away back to the normal shot as he continues.]
N: We all have different lights around our necks, and from what I can tell, I[m pretty sure we all came out from different buildings, isn’t that right Sayori?
[The camera quickly focuses on the girl as she buts in, moving forward just slightly as the camera also picks up on Kuzan in the background.]
SAYORI: That’s right! When I made my way to the top, Kuzan was already there. And we both have red rings around our necks!
N: Not to mention when I came out, you and Kuzan had already been on the outside for a good while.
KUZAN: Correct.
N: And uh… sorry, I don’t know your name yet.
MILLIE: It’s Millie.
N: Millie! Anyway, you also have a red ring on you, right?
MILLIE: Yeah, but how-
[Suddenly, Millie’s yellow eyes flash in realisation, looking over towards N as a confident smile makes its way onto his face.]
N: Exactly. You couldn’t have been the horned thing I was talking about because I didn’t see you down there. Which means…
[N slowly turns around as the camera follows his gaze, before stopping to Ben, who suddenly has all eyes cast on him now.]
N: Ben, you really goofed up.
BEN: Yeah… I know.
YUKONG: So what exactly is this shadow thing then?
[The camera zooms in to N but before he gets the chance to speak, we suddenly hear another voice off-screen, one that was masculine and a little gravelly too, one that didn’t belong to anyone else in the group.]
OFF-SCREEN: Honestly, no idea.
[We suddenly hard cut away from the group as we see two new players walking along the grass, their backs turned to us, the one on the left tall and lean, dressed in ancient clothes that were torn and ripped like he just came straight from the Civil War, his puffed-up collar hiding the device around his neck. The player on the opposite side however was shorter, a little more rounder as he was dressed in what appeared to be a blue cardigan and white shirt. Unlike the other player, his device was clearly seen around his neck, displaying a blue ring. The two walk across the grass, the audience seemingly butting into their conversation.]
ROUND: What do you mean ‘no idea’?
SOLDIER: No idea means no idea, kid.
[The camera cuts to focus on the right player, looking over to his face. It was youthful but had a little bit of a rough edge to it, his nose looking like it had taken a beating or two in its life with thick eyebrows over his eyes, his scalp looking freshly shaved to a buzz-cut. He looks over to the other player with almost a scowl in his annoyed expression, his voice matching it.]
BUZZCUT: Out of everything that’s happened so far, from being kidnapped, to having these shitty things around our necks, to meeting you, you think that this being one big experiment is simply too stupid to actually be real?
SOLDIER: Of course. What would there to be gained, and how exactly would people know what we are doing?
BUZZCUT: They probably have cameras in these things and speakers too.
SOLDIER: Trust me, if there were cameras we probably would have known by now. And I doubt with how low these things are you’d get a good angle to actually look at anything.
BUZZCUT: Well, yeah but-
SOLDIER: What are you going to say next, that this is all one big dome, there’s cameras in the sky, in the birds tweeting above, the sun is all just one big eye?
[The soldier lets out a little chuckle as the buzzcut boy looks around, trying his best not to flip put before another voice calls out from up ahead, this one more feminine and sounding just as annoyed as the boy.]
ANNOYED VOICE: Can you two hurry up already?
[The buzzcut boy takes one last look at the other player before increasing his speed, letting out a hushed remark under his breath.]
BUZZCUT: You look like you’re from a science experiment anyway…
[The camera cuts to a new angle as the buzzcut kid walks away, his body covering the frame before disappearing. A few moments later we finally see the appearance of the other player, the front of his clothes are still tattered and dirty, but his skin is another matter altogether, fleshy yet crisp at the same time with sunken in features like a corpse. We can now finally see the device around his neck, covered just slightly by the crimson clothes, the ring of light matching the suit in colour too. His greyed-over eyes roll slightly as he picks up the pace too, letting a little yellow smile out from the corners of his cracked mouth.]
[We suddenly cut away to focus on the final two players, one a young woman with silver hair and violet eyes, her dress looking almost too regal and fancy among everyone else. As she walks, her twintails bounce just slightly against the cold device around her neck, letting out a faint blue light. She shoots a stare over to the buzzcut boy, annoyed about her situation, contrasting with the other player at her side. He is older and more taller, dressed in a more casual manner with only a red shirt and black pants, his skin tone is more olive then everyone else’s as he fiddles slightly with the device, the ring of light sporting a brighter crimson than his shirt.]
[As opposed to the girl, he continues to just move forward, looking around at the scenery, cutting to his perspective whilst the silver-haired girl talks in the background. All he finds however is nothing but blue skies and grass, the annoyingly-familiar sight we are all now accustomed to.]
SILVER: There has to be somewhere nearby, they can’t expect us to just walk until our legs break in two. I swear once I finally manage to leave this place there will be hell to pay to whoever’s in charge. I’ll cast the most powerful spell I can think of and then-
CRIMSON: Do all you ever do is complain?
[We cut back to the two of them as they look towards each-other, each sharing a little look of annoyance towards the other.]
SILVER: Well I’m sorry that I’m not taking this with a smile on my face. How long does it have to take until we find something?
CRIMSON: We’ll find something, we just gotta push forward.
SILVER: I’ve been pushing forward for ages, but I haven’t escaped yet, have I?
CRIMSON: Well why don’t you just do one of your little magic tricks and disappear in a cloud of smoke?
SILVER: That’s not how i-
[Suddenly, the silver-haired girl bumps into somebody, causing each of them to fall on the floor, letting out a surprised yelp as they hit the ground. The crimson-shirted man stops as the two behind him catch up, the camera cutting to focus on the silver haired girl as she recovers. As she does, the camera also spots another person lying on the ground; Miku.]
MIKU: Oh sorry! I didn’t see you there. Are you hurt?
[Miku pulls her arm forward just slightly as Noelle rubs her wrist, not giving the blue-haired girl a single look.]
SILVER: I’m fine.
MIKU: Oh, well I’m glad to hear that!
[Miku lets out an infectious smile as the camera focuses in on her, as it does, two recognisable figures slowly make their way over, those being Luigi and D.Va. Once they get within a metre of each-other Miku turns around to face them, but their eyes are focused on this new group, the camera cutting away as all four now come into view.]
SOLDIER: 11.
[Luigi looks over to the tattered man, raising an eyebrow in confusion.]
LUIGI: What was that?
SOLDIER: Just adding up how many people I’ve seen so far. With you all that only raises it up to 11 now.
LUIGI: Well, if it makes things any easier, we were with somebody else before and he’s gone. And I did come across two more people when I escaped from that cold room.
SOLDIER: So 14 now. Good to know.
[A little smile makes its way across the man’s mouth as he takes in a little breath, pausing just slightly before raising his arm forward. The camera cuts and shows his irradiated hand, outstretched towards Luigi as the latter grimaces just slightly at the sight.]
SOLDIER: Where are my manners? I’m John Hancock.
LUIGI: L-Luigi.
[The two shake hands with one another, although John is more enthusiastic as he pulls away his hand mightily.]
D.VA: Guess we’re doing introductions now then? Alright, I’m Hana but you guys can just call me ‘D.Va’. And this girl right here is Miku.
MIKU: Hii!
[As D.Va points to the blue-haired girl, Miku still holds onto that smile on her face waving her hand out for all to see as she looks back to this new group, each looking over at the others with differing emotions ranging from excitement, to weariness, to suspicion, to just straight up boredom. The crimson-shirted man is the one to break the silence next as he steps forward.]
CRIMSON: Name’s Nacho Varga. Nice to meet you all.
[Nacho puts his hands on his hips just slightly as the buzzcut kid stands up on his toes, making himself more known amidst the small sea of heads.]
BUZZCUT: I’m Jimmy.
LUIGI: Okay, and you are?
[Luigi and the camera look towards the silver-haired girl who brushes her hair just slightly before speaking.]
SILVER: Noelle.
JOHN: I think that covers everybody. So… find anything that might give us a clue as to where we are?
D.VA: Not really.
[D.Va scratches the back of her neck as she looks away, a little look of disappointment making its way onto John’s face.]
JOHN: Oh, well that’s a shame. Still trying to wrap my head around just what exactly we’re here for.
JIMMY: We’re playing some kind of game, aren’t we?
D.VA: Yeah, but what kind of game?
JOHN: I’ve been thinking about it ever since I woke up, but I’d have better luck finding out what the meaning of life is before making heads or tails of this place.
NOELLE: It’s not that complicated, we’re in a field, so we can’t be anywhere with a desert nearby.
MIKU: I don’t think that’s how it works.
JOHN: Maybe we need to find more about just what this ‘Static Serene’ even is. I’m guessing you three got the same letter in your rooms, right?
[The three of them all nod as the camera focuses in on John, trying to wrap his mind around everything, slowly zooming in as he speaks. Just out of frame, Nacho turns around as if looking at something but before we see anything but his shoulder turn, it is cut off in favour of John.]
JOHN: Okay, let’s see… Getting kidnapped, having weird collars around our necks, forcing us into some kind of weird game, leaving us in a field without any explanation… This is really a hard one to crack. Did I miss out anything?
NACHO: How about that thing over there?
[Nacho’s offscreen voice causes John and the audience to turn around, noticing him as he points to the distance, getting closer to gain a better look. We cut and show Nacho’s perspective as he notices just something in the sky, looking almost like a black blip among the blue dome around themselves, the exact shape remaining a mystery to them from so far away. The camera cuts away once more as Nacho slowly makes his way over to it, the others following behind in pursuit.]
JOHN: Well, I guess it’s just as good a start as any!
[John lets out a little smile but nobody really pays attention to it, instead now focused on figuring out just what this weird blip is. Before long, the players eventually reach it, the camera is positioned up above as they look up to the sky, now getting a clear look at what it is. Some look at it with curious eyes, and others seem almost confused by its very existence.]
JIMMY: The hell is that?
[Just as Jimmy asks his question, the camera finally reveals just what they are looking at; it bears a humanoid-shape, although its body is very clearly made of metal, like some form of primitive android. At the top of its head lies a large TV, showing nothing on its clear screen at the moment as the blue sky reflects off of it. There are two strange things about this thing; the first is that it is dressed in clothes, a standard white shirt and trousers, with even a belt to boot. And the second, and most confusing of all, is that it appears to be floating in mid-air. The camera once more cuts back to the group as Luigi steps forward.]
LUIGI: Okay, this is… something.
D.VA: Looks like some kind of weird art piece.
JOHN: How is it floating all the way up there? I don’t see a rope or a harness anywhere to keep it suspended.
MIKU: Do you think it could be like those statue guys?
LUIGI: Statue guys?
MIKU: Yeah! The people who dress up and paint themselves like statues and don’t move at all. Maybe it could be something like that.
JOHN: I don’t really know.
[As everybody talks, Jimmy slowly slinks forward, looking at the thing up and down as he paces around it trying to get a better look. He walks around just to see whether he could find what was holding it up when he suddenly smashes against something, letting out a grunt in response. As he recovers, he looks but sees nothing but the horizon, brushing it off with just a weird look before trying once again. However, as he tries to set his foot forward, he finds it instead brushing up against some kind of surface, like an invisible wall is blocking him from progressing.]
JIMMY: What the hell…?
[While the conversation fades away into the background, Jimmy slowly raises his hand forward, unsure of what he would find. However, shortly after, his hand presses up against something, that invisible wall once again, blocking him from moving forward. He decides to knock against it and as he does, strange lines come out from the point of impact, like when something hits a TV, rendering that part of the sky an anomaly before returning back to normal once more. We cut to a close-up shot of Jimmy, getting his confused and annoyed reaction as he moves back slightly.]
JIMMY: Hey, come look at this!
[Everyone looks at him, confused as to what he means, but at least now they have all eyes on Jimmy as he makes his point. He knocks against this stray piece of the horizon, each knock of his fist only making those lines come up once more before disappearing in an instant.]
JOHN: …The hell?
[John slowly pushes past everybody as he gets near Jimmy, having already made his point, but not relenting in stopping. John reaches up, standing on his toes as he does the same to a higher point. Sure enough, the lines appear once more. Everyone slowly picks up the pieces and a few like Nacho and D.Va try it out for themselves, as they do Nacho slowly looks over to the thing in the sky, seemingly floating with its back right up against this strange wall. As he does, he notices the screen slowly turn on, a small white light appearing in the middle as everyone talks in the background.]
NOELLE: Wait, so we’re actually trapped?
LUIGI: Y-Yeah!
D.VA: I guess we’ve hit an out of bounds area or something.
JIMMY: Is everything else even real, is the sky and the grass fake too?
JOHN: Guess we’re going to find ou-
[The camera zooms in on Nacho as he looks towards the screen, the light disappearing once more before John and everyone else is interrupted, a massive white light now covering up the screen as a shrill cry rings out, sending everyone to their knees. The white completely envelops the frame as we cut around as everyone else hears this strange noise in the distance, from Caine, to the cafeteria group, to the Lounge group, and the other players still walking.}
[We cut to the last group in particular as Coco notices something bright in the distance, slowly lowering her sunglasses as she rubs her eyes. The camera focuses in on her as Ashley’s voice is heard off-screen.]
ASHLEY: Hey, you coming or not?
COCO: I think I just saw something up ahead.
[Her comment catches the attention of everyone else as they turn around.]
RAYMAN: Really?
COCO: Yeah, there’s a big light up ahead, just in the distance
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Well hurry up and let’s go!
[Plague Knight rushes past them, coming closer to the light as the others soon follow. The camera cuts away to focus in on the lounge group, noticing the light from a small nearby window, Komasan hanging on from the windowsill as he peeks above. We can see that some random items are on the ground now, as if a shockwave had just passed.]
BEN: What was that?
YUKONG: Did a bomb drop?
MILLIE: A bomb?
KUZAN: Nah, we probably would have been nothing but skull and bone by now.
[Kuzan lets out a yawn as N approaches the windowsill, raising Komasan just slightly and staring off in the distance, the light is closer from where they are standing and in the background we can hear the faint noise of something getting higher in pitch before going lower, although what it is exactly remains a mystery.]
[We cut away to the dining hall crew, or more specifically, the door to the entrance, as Gojo makes his way outside, the others looking over to him in the background. It cuts to his perspective and sure enough, he can see the light much like everyone else, but in the distance he can hear the sound again, like a strange air-raid siren.]
NAKANAKA: You see anything out there?
REAGAN: That’s a dumb question to ask the guy with the blindfold on.
GOJO: I see light. And… Can you guys hear that?
NEGATIVE MAN: Sounds like an alarm to me.
VIVIAN: Whatever could it be? Does it look dangerous?
GOJO: Well…
[The camera cuts once more to Gojo’s perspective, focusing on the faint light under his heavy blindfold, despite everything the image still bleeds through before we cut back to a normal angle as he steps outside and looks behind him, addressing the others in that same confident voice of his.]
GOJO: Doesn’t look like it. Could be some kind of important clue that’ll tell us more about this game we’re supposed to be playing. You guys wanna check it out or…
[Negative Man gets up from his seat as does Vivian, shortly followed by an enthusiastic Nakanaka and an unenthused Reagan. The camera cuts to focus on Gojo as he gives his usual charismatic smile.]
GOJO: Alright, let’s do th-
[Before Gojo could finish what appears to be a black boot accidentally kicks into his face, sending him back just slightly as he rubs his cheek.]
CAINE: Oh sorry, I guess we didn’t see each-other!
[As Gojo looks up he notices Caine floating up above, slightly taken aback by his strange appearance, behind him is Nami, however she doesn’t have that same cool and composed look on her face, if anything she seems a little antsy now as she tugs on Caine’s leg. The ringleader doesn’t react as his leg stretches out before retracting once more.]
CAINE: Say, you lovely people wouldn’t have found a large restless demonic creature made of eternal shadow around here would you?
[Despite his strange request, Caine’s voice is as optimistic as ever as Gojo just looks up at him.]
GOJO: …No.
CAINE: Okay, sorry kid but it is definitely chasing us now.
[One of Caine’s eyes looks over to Nami while the other remains squarely on Caine. As the others approach from behind, Gojo tries his best to wrap his head around the situation.]
GOJO: Is this some kind of joke, what the hell are you talking about?
CAINE: Patience, my good friend, patience! All we need is a safe place to hide, preferably one that’s glimmering with de-light, like a shining lightbulb!
[As Caine performs his dramatic hand movements, the camera slowly pans around to show the bright light dimming just slightly in the background, something that everybody else starts to notice. Gojo tries to speak, but instead someone new comes in.]
VIVIAN: Well, if you just look behind you, you’ll see something like that.
NEGATIVE MAN: Yeah, we were just about to head out there actually if you wanted to come.
[As Negative Man speaks, Caine’s eyes rotate just slightly as he looks behind him, not taking his eyes off of it for a second as his pupils dilate. His body still remains focused on the others, even as he begins speaking once more.]
CAINE: Fantastic, looks like we have ourselves a grand old time on our hands, Name-y!
NAMI: It’s Nami.
CAINE: We’ll figure out a name for you yet, but for now, we must go onward to our adventure!
[The camera suddenly cuts to a different angle showing everybody as they make their way over to the bright light, each at varying speeds, the camera slowly panning to the left behind a silhouette appears on the left side of the frame, showing a pair of horns, curved slightly and cloudy, as if made by shadow. After everyone has left the frame, this unknown individual begins to step forward as the camera shakes just slightly, getting drowned by this shadow. In just a small portion of the sky we can see it being replaced by some sort of grey block, the screen from it not working properly before cutting away back to the bright light from before.]
[When we cut back it’s to focus on Luigi, now fallen on the ground as he rubs his eyes, trying his best to recover from the sudden barrage of light. Everyone else is the same as they try to get back on their feet, and as the plumber does, he starts to notice the machine floating in the sky has now ungraciously dropped down to the grass below.]
[As he lets out a groan, we hear the sound of others speaking, cutting to Luigi’s perspective, his eyes still slightly blurry as he sees shapes fast approaching him. To him, they appear new, but to us, they are slowly revealed to be the group from the lounge, each one with varying hints of confusion on their faces.]
MILLIE: What happened here?
LUIGI: Wh- I uh… I don’t know…
N: Guess you must have been right near that light when it came up. Are you hurt?
LUIGI: No, I’m fine, don’t worry about me.
[Luigi raises his fists playfully to further prove how fine he is, but his body swaying from side to side clearly tells a different story. We cut away and focus in on Noelle as she stares at the mechanical thing in curiosity. She peers right into its screen and notices her reflection, the camera zooming in to show it to the audience while in the background we hear John speaking to someone.]
JOHN: Just came out of nowhere, would have blinded us all if we weren’t too careful! …Alright, so that makes… 26 now, I’m sure.
[The camera cuts away and shows that everyone else has now made it, circling around the site as they try to figure out just what is going on, before cutting to focus on Nami, making her way towards Luigi, as he looks at her, slightly happy to see her.]
LUIGI: Oh hey, nice to see ya again.
[No response.]
LUIGI: You okay?
NAMI: Yes, no… I don’t know. Listen, I think something is chasing after us. I don’t know what it wants and I don’t know what it can do, but it’s coming after us.
LUIGI: Woah woah, slow down alright? Just take a deep breath okay?
[Nami breathes in just slightly, trying to get herself calm as Luigi looks around in the distance, noticing some bits of the sky just in the horizon seem to be… missing. Not gone entirely, but in their place is some kind of weird haze of black and white, moulding and folding against one another.]
LUIGI: How about you tell me just what this thing looks like?
NAMI: Well it’s got horns, and I think it’s made out of like shadows and something and…
[As she talks the camera continues to focus in on Luigi as he looks to the horizon with a calm and curious expression, however as Nami speaks his eyes quickly focus on something as they become slightly panicked. We cut to his perspective as we see something moving in the distance, what appears to be some kind of large shadowy behemoth, stomping itself closer to the group as its horns looked ready to pierce the sky. But that was not what Luigi immediately recognised, what he saw was that the creature had eyes; two haunting eyes, like whirlpools in a sea of blackness.]
NAMI: And it had these really creepy eyes…
[The camera zooms in to focus on these eyes as the audience and Luigi have the same revelation. It was that thing in the hallway. The camera cuts away to a different angle, focusing on Luigi and Nami as he tries his best to calm him down, the strange mechanical body on the ground just barely in focus.]
LUIGI: This place is just getting weirder and weirder by the minute…
[Suddenly we can hear the sound of something snapping, and in a flash the mechanical thing slowly begins to move, causing Luigi to scream just slightly in fear. The camera focuses in on the thing, its body twisting and snapping itself into place as it clicks and whirrs, sounding like a chiropractor gone mad, as the camera focuses in on it. Its body bulges and pokes against the clothes it wears as it seems to slowly rise to its feet, the camera cutting away to focus in on the sky as a few players take notice. It seems that the sky is slowly being replaced, large panels of it going away almost with every click to be replaced by TV static, only getting faster and faster as the thing continues.]
[Before long, the camera cuts back once more to a close-up of the thing, focusing on the TV making up its ‘head’, the sound of that familiar beeping echoing away and banging against the audience’s ears as more and more clicks can be heard, the thing rising up to its feet as it slowly dwarves most of the players surrounding it. Eventually, the clicks stop and the TV switches on, showing nothing but static as the sky and the horizon all switch to the same tune. We got a few shots of the players reacting to it before focusing once more on the mechanical thing, its static display humming away seemingly in sync with all of the static around it.]
[We hear murmurs around the crowd as all of the players look to it now, each with varying emotions around the damn thing, strangely enough the rings of light around their devices seem to glow brighter and pulsate in its presence, although only a few take notice of it. We cut to yet another close-up of the thing as its TV suddenly switches from nothing but static to another view, what appears to be a black and white room with nothing but a desk and a person sitting near it, hands against one another as their features are draped in shadow. As the players each try to come to terms with just what the hell is happening, we hear a voice speak, distorted beyond recognition, but a voice nonetheless.]
???: Thank you all for attending.
[We immediately cut away to show all of the other players as they look towards the screen, each confused as to what is going on as some speak out.]
ASHLEY: The hell is this?
YUKONG: Is this meant to be some kind of trick or…
JIMMY: Never mind that, did you guys see the sky just disappear like that?
N: Of course we did, who the heck didn’t?
D.VA: Just what in the hell is going on?
???: If you’d allow me the time to explain, then I’m sure everything will become clear to you.
[As if by magic, everybody shuts up as they hear the voice, booming all around them despite seemingly coming out from just the TV. After a few moments of tense silence, the person on the screen speaks once more.]
???: Thank you. Now to answer your most pressing question of all, I bet you’re wondering just who we are. Well, to put it in the briefest of terms, we are an organisation across many different realities, each looking into one and the other, into the proverbial static of time, simply observing as events unfold. We are not gods, just mere spectators.
REAGAN: Can you stop with the whole ‘secret society’ crap and just get on with it?
???: Fine. We are the Static Serene, observers into many different facets of the great static of life.
[As the voice speaks enigmatically, Rayman leans in just slightly to Komasan by his side, his voice barely above a whisper.]
RAYMAN: You got any idea what he’s saying?
KOMASAN: Nope.
[The camera cuts back to focus on the figure on the screen, the footage moving just slowly as black and white frames dip in and out.]
???: Now, as the letter you received describes, all 27 of you have been brought together for a very specific reason. We h-
JOHN: Hold on. 27?
???: Yes, there are 27 of you.
JOHN: That can’t be right, I counted 26, so we’re clearly missing somebody.
???: Well, if you look behind you, I’m sure you’ll find your missing somebody.
JOHN: The hell are you-?
[As John turns around, he notices the horned mass of shadows fast approaching as does everyone else, Caine and Nami noticeably step back as does Luigi, while everyone else stares at the thing, shadow streaming just slightly from its back in thin wisps like an extinguished candle. Caine turns his eyes around over to the TV before floating over, bashing his teeth against the screen, while the person on the other side remains unfazed.
CAINE: Forgive me for being a little brash, but you seriously expect me to believe that smouldering stack of sinister shadow is supposed to be a player?
???: They have a bangle, just like you all.
KUZAN: A what?
???: A bangle, that’s the thing around your necks.
[The shadow mass stops as a thin layer disappears from what seems to be its neck, towering over everybody as a red ring of light pokes out from the mechanical device.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: He’s supposed to be playing against us? Why he may be not a problem for me, but for everyone else I think he might pose a little challenge, even if he’s just one guy.
SHADOW: We are many.
[The hollowed legion of voices come out of the shadow creature as Plague Knight jumps a little in fright, its eyes staring right back into Plague Knight’s mask.]
SHADOW: We are Dormin.
[The camera cuts away and focuses on everyone present, from the players to the mysterious person on the screen.]
???: Now that everyone is here, I think it’s time we get the ball rolling, so to speak.
[The screen briefly switches to static before a cheap slideshow replaces the screen, each player looking over to it now as the voice continues, changing its visuals periodically.]
???: Now, every year the Static Serene hold a little get together, and at this get together we often get a little ambitious, we simply need to be entertained, otherwise there’d just be no point to all of this static. At first, we simply put on plays and performances, and after that readings and film, but now, we have decided to try and do something a little bit different.
[The screen returns to static once more as the voice continues.]
???: This year, we have pulled each and every one of you into our newest endeavour: a simple game show in which we are the hosts and you our contestants, one show which we have lovingly dubbed…
[Suddenly, letters poke out from the static, fizzling away at the grey sea as the camera remains fixed on it.]
HOST: ‘ The Static Serene Game Show’…
[Silence passes throughout the crowd until someone speaks up.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Got really original with that title there, didn’t you?
HOST: Now that every single player is present, we think it is the right time to finally star-
MILLIE: Wait, hold on a sec!
[The camera pans over to Millie as she steps forward, grasping the bangle around her neck with a little fire in her eyes.]
MILLIE: Ya seriously can’t expect me to just sit down and play some kinda game for people I don’t even know!
HOST: I’m afraid that you have no choice, Mildred. Your sponsor has already suggested a great number of players, just be lucky you were able to make it to the final cut.
MILLIE: Well, whatever! You can shove your crappy show up your ass, I’m not gonna play it!
[As Millie turns back around the camera follows her, taking short little steps back into the crowd as the Host’s voice rings out.]
HOST: Fine. But I guess you may just have to say goodbye to the prize of your dreams.
[Millie stops, looking back slightly towards the mechanical thing as it cracks its ‘neck’ just slightly, causing static to appear on the screen for just a brief moment.]
MILLIE: …What prize?
[The camera slowly zooms in on the host once more, the TV quickly changing to show a stock image of a trophy with glowing yellow light around it.]
HOST: If any player ends up winning the show, then they shall receive the prize to end all prizes, the very thing their aching hearts so desire. The prize of their dreams, and we have made sure to check bury thoroughly as to what that may be. However, you only have one chance to win it, unless one of your team-mates or competitors receive it in your place.]
[The camera focuses back on the crowd, particularly towards Nakanaka as she looks around, exchanging stray glances at everybody nearby.]
NAKANAKA: Teammates?
HOST: Yes. We believe that by now you’ve taken a look at the colours around your bangles?
GOJO: Yep.
HOST: Those are your teams. The red team, the blue team, and the green team.
[As the host lists them off, the camera cuts to closeups of Nacho’s, Reagan’s, and Vivian’s bangles respectively before cutting back to the standard view of the host.]
HOST: 3 teams of 9 players to separate the 27 around you. I suggest you organise yourselves and get into your teams now.
[The players do as they are asked, some bumping into one another and exchanging looks before everybody settles in just roughly. The camera cuts to show the red team, consisting of Dormin, Gojo, Doll, Nacho, Millie, Ashley, Kuzan, Sayori, and John.]
HOST: In time you will be relocated to a specific residence so you can know each other better. But if the thought of being all from different universes causes you to feel a bit alienated, rest assured we have you covered. The bangles are able to translate each respective word no matter your original language, making sure no barriers get in the way of. communication
[The camera suddenly now cuts to show the blue team, consisting of Ben, Yukong, Komasan, Miku, Caine, Noelle, Jimmy, Reagan, and Rayman.]
HOST: Communication will be key in these coming episodes, after all without it, you may as well leave right this very second. You will be forced to rely among one another for support, and when the time comes that support will be integral to your place in the game.
NOELLE: What’s that supposed to mean?
HOST: You will all compete in specific challenges as a team, and whichever ones come out the loser will be forced to suffer the audience’s wrath.
COCO: Gee, that definitely doesn’t sound creepy at all.
[The camera quickly cuts to show the final team, the green team. It consists of N, Coco, Luigi, Vivian, Negative Man, Nakanaka, Plague Knight, D.Va, and Nami.]
HOST: But the audience may also choose to bring you rewards, if they like a specific player that much. These rewards may even help to boost your chances at winning, but in order to do that you must first win a challenge.
NAKANAKA: Okay, so when’s the first challenge, I want to win this and I don’t want to waste time!
[The camera slowly zooms out, showing every player in their group before the host responds once more.]
HOST: For your first challenge… Well, it’s not really a challenge per se.
ASHLEY: Just spit it out already!
HOST: Fine. For your first challenge, all you need to do is…
[The camera slowly zooms in onto the host’s screen before a symbol flashes showing a standard red stop sign.]
HOST: …Wait.
[Silence fills the air as the players look over in confusion.]
NAMI: Wait?
HOST: Yes. All you have to do is wait, embarrassingly enough we haven’t properly set up pur first challenge yet.
JIMMY: So much for the stellar production.
HOST: In the meantime, the audience shall vote which team among them is their favourite, and which are their least favourite… You will not need to wait for long, in fact the audience are watching right now, but don’t fret. First impressions are now a thing of the past for them.
KOMASAN: W-Wait so, let me get this straight.
[All eyes are on Komasan now as he stands on his toes, despite his attempts to appear tall his head just pokes out from the grass below.]
KOMASAN: So these ‘audience and sponsors’ you’ve been goin’ on about, all they have to do is just… vote for the team they love the most?
HOST: And the one they feel coldest about. I trust you all have no further questions?
CAINE: Seems perfectly fine to me!
[Caine pulls an enthusiastic thumbs up as the camera slowly zooms out, showing an overhead shot as we see the beautiful sky has now been replaced by fuzzy static, trapping all 27 of the players for now. As the camera zooms out we pick up certain voices among the crowd.]
ASHLEY: The first challenge we get, and all we have to do is sit around? This show’s gonna be much easier than I thought!
SAYORI: Well it can’t be that easy, but hopefully they make the right choice…
JIMMY: What even is this place?
KOMASAN: At this point I’m just a lil’ afraid to ask…
COCO: Who would even be watching this crap?
NAMI: I guess we’re just going to have to wait and see…
LUIGI: There’s gotta be more to this, it can’t be that simple as just sitting around and waiting for votes from people we don’t know…
[The frame suddenly cuts to black as we hear one last line.]
LUIGI: …Right?
Chapter 2: Episode 1: Watch Out
Summary:
In this chapter, the players slowly get used to the game and their fellow team-mates, although will that good will last until they get to their first challenge?
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[The episode begins as darkness fills the screen, before quickly switching to display an old TV – similar to the one the mechanical host has on their head. The screen is full of static as a soft hum can be heard before it quickly changes to a different sight; a bangle, but it hasn’t been activated just yet. As the camera focuses in on this sight, we hear a familiar distorted voice.]
HOST: Alright, allow me to explain once more before the game commences.
[The bangle quickly lights up, showing a white ring of light quickly racing around the metal length.]
HOST: The competitors that you have selected will be monitored using these bangles, of course their colour will change depending on their duration in the game, but these are your lifeline to your chosen competitor.
[The screen quickly changes to show an outline of a person sitting at a chair – looking like a bizarre monochrome diagram.]
HOST: For now, all we can do is simply wait. If you are needed then you will be called, but remember this.
[The screen suddenly turns into a red mist of static, the buzzing now getting more frequent and violent as the camera slowly zooms in.]
HOST: We are spectators to this game. Do not get involved.
[The screen quickly returns to nothingness as all remains calm, slowly fading in to where we left off in the previous episode. The contestants are all standing in a strange endless void of static, divided into 3 colour-coded groups as they talk amongst themselves, each with their own varying conversation. The camera slowly panning around and not focusing on anyone in particular as we listen on.]
ASHLEY: The first challenge we get, and all we have to do is sit around? This show’s gonna be much easier than I thought!
SAYORI: Well it can’t be that easy, but hopefully they make the right choice…
JIMMY: What even is this place?
KOMASAN: At this point I’m just a lil’ afraid to ask…
COCO: Who would even be watching this crap?
NAMI: I guess we’re just going to have to wait and see…
LUIGI: There’s gotta be more to this, it can’t be that simple as just sitting around and waiting for votes from people we don’t know…Right?
[The camera slowly pans over to reveal the host – static playing on the screen as usual as their posture becomes slightly stumped, the static displaying seems to be fizzing in a harsh manner as it looks down at the ground. The camera cuts to a zoom-in shot of the host’s head before a loud ‘ding’ can be heard, catching the attention of all the players and quickly silencing them, although a few still talk.]
COCO: What was that noise supposed to be?
VIVIAN: I think the results might be in.
[Vivian crosses her fingers as Coco looks over to her, but the camera quickly cuts to focus in on the host, now returning to its original upright position as its display quickly changes to the one most familiar – a shot of a person covered in shadows sitting at a desk. They have no visible features, but the dark display and imposing stance brings a thick layer of tension as the players look over to it, before long the host speaks, their voice booming slightly around the players in its usual distorted fashion.]
HOST: The voting period has now concluded.
MIKU: That was quick.
HOST: Our audience is very excited to see the game progress. Now, each episode on the show, each team will compete in a challenge, and whichever team loses is put up for elimination, where the audience decides who deserves to leave the show and be snubbed out of the grand prize of their dreams.
MILLIE: Not to burst your bubble, Mr. TV-Man, but we kinda already know that.
HOST: Let me finish please.
[The camera zooms in close to the host as they continue speaking.]
HOST: Luckily for you all, since no official challenge has commenced, no-one will leave for the time being. Instead, the audience has voted on which team they like more based on initial first impressions.
[The camera quickly cuts to show shots of several players’ reactions, all either looking at one-another, at their surroundings, or directly to the host as they speak.]
HOST: But, we have also asked for them to directly name their least favourite team as well. Regardless of whatever result may come out however, all teams will receive a prize depending on their placement.
[We suddenly cut to focus on the host once more, the display quickly morphing to static once more before showing a simple pie chart, divided into threes with each of the team’s colours taking up one chunk.]
HOST: First, we’ll start with the team the audience liked the most. Out of 22 votes, the audience has decided that their favourite team is…
[Suddenly, the display changes to show the green slice increasing in size, before eventually snuffing out all of the other colours to become the only one present. The camera cuts away to show the green team as they watch on, some realising the image in front of them before the host straight-up announces it.]
HOST: The Green team, winning 59% of the poll with 13 votes.
[Several smiles make their way onto the players faces as Luigi breathes a sigh of relief, taking off his hat. N does the same, throwing it into the air and catching it nonchalantly while Plague Knight bounces in place. Negative Man and Nakanaka don’t seem to celebrate however, Nakanaka just looks over, seeing a few players like Rayman and John clap at her. We can’t see Negative Man’s expression for obvious reasons, but he just stares over to the host as the camera quickly changes to show his perspective just slightly.]
D.VA: So, what do we win?
[D.Va asks with a smile on her face, but the host raises their hand just slightly in a jerked manner, the screen changing once more to show the pie-chart reset.]
HOST: I will get to that shortly. Now, onto our next matter, need I remind you all that the audience also voted for their least favourite team as well. The Green Team might also win this poll as well, but each team has an equal chance of both winning and losing.
[We pan around, looking at every player’s reaction as they listen on. Kuzan lets out a bored yawn as he scratches his face, Caine looks on, floating in the air as he pretends to do a drumroll with his fingers, the sound coming out but only faintly, Coco lifts her sunglasses just slightly to get a better look at the chart. Before long, the camera cuts once more to focus on the host’s screen.]
HOST: Once again, out of 22 votes, the winner of the poll, or should we say ‘loser’, is…
[The blue slice of the pie quickly changes in size, engulfing the other colours until it is the only one left. The camera quickly cuts to show the blue team as they look at the results.]
HOST: The Blue Team, gaining 55% of the audience’s ire with 12 votes against them.
[Each contestant has a varying reaction, some like Jimmy and Rayman pretend not to care, while Reagan truly does not care. Komasan and Miku bow their heads down in disappointment, although the former’s face is hidden slightly in the grass below. Ben looks to the others, his eyes shifting nervously while Caine is now nowhere to be seen, crashing down to the floor as cuckoo birds fly all around him. Noelle looks over at him, a mix of disappointment and anger in her face as she steps forward.]
NOELLE: Why us?
HOST: You were their least favourite.
NOELLE: Oh yeah, well I demand a recount to see what the audience truly thinks!
BEN: Y-Yeah, what she said!
[The camera cuts to show the host, now returning to the usual display of the figure in shadows as they look over to the losing team.]
HOST: I’m afraid it’s far too late for that. Just be grateful that this wasn’t a proper elimination. Now, if that’s everyone sorted, I believe it is now time to reveal the p-
DORMIN: What about us?
[Suddenly, Dormin’s ethereal voice echoes across the area as the camera pans over to the Red Team, the strange missing link among the three groups, all eyes now on the thing of shadows as their whirlpool eyes peer into the host’s.]
DORMIN: We have won, yet lost, according to your logic. We demand a token of your interest.
[The other red team players look over to Dormin in confusion, trying to figure out just what the hell they’re saying until Millie speaks up.]
MILLIE: You saying we need to win something because we’re in the middle?
DORMIN: Indeed.
MILLIE: Oh wow, first try.
[The camera cuts back over to the host, staring closely at the red team as they continue speaking.]
HOST: As I said before, all teams will receive a prize depending on their placement. But, what is that prize you may ask?
[The mechanical body rubs its fingers once, a short clicking noise appears as suddenly three unidentified objects drop down to the sky in front of each group. Nobody is caught in the crossfire, but that doesn’t stop a few players like Ben or Luigi taking a few steps back as each team looks down at them. The camera cuts to reveal that in front of them lies a single bag with twine attached at the top. Each bag is completely different in size and twine as the camera cuts to a close-up of each one.]
[The Green Team have the largest bag with yellow twine around the top, the camera cuts away to the Red Team’s bag, a little smaller than the Green Team’s with magenta twine around the top, the camera then cuts to show the Blue Team’s bag – smallest of them all with cyan twine around the top. As the camera cuts around each bag and the players look down, the host continues to speak.]
HOST: After each elimination ceremony, you will be compensated for your efforts with money. The better you do in the challenge, the more money you will receive. This money, of course, has a use – as a team, you will each decide what prize you will spend it on in the store.
YUKONG: There’s a store?
HOST: You shouldn’t be too surprised, you were in there only 10 minutes ago.
SAYORI: See, I told you it was supposed to be a store!
[Sayori looks behind her to Kuzan, a little smile across her face, but Kuzan still has that same deadpan expression on his own, leaving Sayori a little deflated after, even if she tries to hide it with that infectious smile of hers.]
REAGAN: So where is this store supposed to be?
[Reagan asks, now carrying the small, but slightly heavy bag in her arms as she looks over to the Host, now ready to reply.]
HOST: I will show you all, plus a complimentary tour of the playing field.
[Suddenly, the mechanical body begins to step forward, its feet stomping slightly as the players look over to it in silence, however before it nearly crosses the teams’ way it stops, raising its hand once more and ready to click again. Despite facing away from them, the host’s voice is as loud and clear as ever, minus the distortion and filters.]
HOST: I’d recommend taking your bags, they’ll be useful once we arrive to the store. And don’t think you’ll be staring up at a static sky for long.
[The camera zooms in to the host’s fingers as they click together, before suddenly cutting away. The sky now switches over from its static cover to one more peaceful and serene. An artificial deep purple sky now hangs above the players’ heads as they take notice – looking almost like artificial night. Amid the white blips of stars there are several neon strips of colours racing away for mere moments before disappearing, while the ground below them changes from grass to hard pavement in a near instant.]
[The players look on in shock and in awe, but before long, the host continues its journey, making its way across the path ahead as the players follow. As they do, we cut into a few players’ conversations as they come to terms with their new surroundings.]
NAMI: This is seriously cool.
N: Still wished we had that sky though, it was really nice.
NAMI: Well, you can’t have everything I suppose.
DOLL: Everything looks so…
GOJO: Dark?
DOLL: Homey.
GOJO: …Homey?
DOLL: Yes, it feels exactly like home!
ASHLEY: The more you talk Doll, the more interesting you become to me.
DOLL: Thank you?
RAYMAN: How’d he just go and change the sky like that?
KOMASAN: Magic?
JIMMY: Nah, it’s gotta be like a large screen or something. Can’t be magic.
RAYMAN: You say that pal, but I’ve seen some pretty unique magic where I’m from.
JIMMY: Like that time you got caught in a magic trick that got your body cut up?
RAYMAN: What tri-
[Rayman quickly realises Jimmy’s attempt at a joke and brushes it off as each player continues to follow the host – leading the charge as the camera cuts to an overhead shot, watching on as every person quickly merges into one group once more. The further we zoom out however, we see the entire area has changed too, and every building from the cafeteria, the storeroom, and the buildings each player woke up in has become completely transformed.]
[Before long the host eventually stops, and the players find themselves in front of a large building, dwarfing each and every player in size as they look over to it. However, one defining trait of the building gives it away to a few players as Yukong and N notice a familiar door, looking completely out of place with the neon-light covered metal exterior. The door was lighter in colour and more antiquated, like something you’d find on an antique submarine rather than a modern building.]
[The host quickly turns its body around to face the players as it holds out its arm, presenting the building even though everybody can’t keep their eyes away from such a large space.]
HOST: This is the store. This is where you are able to spend your prize money on, as the name implies, prizes. These prizes may offer temporary comfort or give you a certain edge when it comes to the challenges, but they all have a steep price to pay.
[Its hand suddenly bangs against the wheel as it grips onto the metal tightly, turning the heavy thing around as if it weighed nothing before suddenly opening.]
HOST: Come inside.
[The host quickly steps inside as do a few players, cutting to the inside of the building. It looks entirely different from when we last saw it, not just in aesthetic design, but structural design as well. Instead of a long corridor greeting the players, they are instead met with a large room, a bunch of items stored behind a counter on the far side of the building. We focus in on players such as Millie and Sayori as they look around, now seeing the room decorated in those same neon strips as the outside, as Ben steps inside he doesn’t say a word, but it's clear on his face that he’s confused at how it drastically changed in so little time.]
[Eventually all of the players make their way inside, making the somewhat sizable area now just a little cramped as the host makes their way over to the counter, leaning against it slightly.]
HOST: Now, who would want to demonstrate how you obtain a prize?
[Silence is heard throughout the entire crowd before one voice pitches in.]
LUIGI: Uh I-I’l go, I guess!
[It’s Luigi, stepping out slightly from the crowd as he squeezes past, the large bag of money held tightly within his arms as he looks over to the counter, stepping forward without a single word. As he reaches the counter he puts the bag onto the wooden block, breathing a little sigh of relief. As he does, he notices a brightly-coloured bell ring just near his gloved hand, staring at it as the host speaks.]
HOST: Now, in order to start a transaction and obtain your prize, you must first consider just what will benefit you as a team, and once that is settled, you may press the be-
[Suddenly, Luigi’s hand presses against the bell ring, hearing it ding across the room as it interrupts the host, we hear the sound of a few footsteps off-screen as well, gradually getting louder as the host continues where he left off.
HOST: You may press the bell ring to view what’s on offer.
[The camera cuts to focus in on Luigi – now joined by Negative Man, Plague Knight, Vivian and N as something lights up in front of their eyes. We see what this is as the camera cuts to show several items each with a different price-tag ranging from a blindfold, a toy plane, a wrench, a horned headband, a candy cane, a dusty book, a water gun, a notebook, and a necklace made of seashells. The players all look on as Luigi inches just a bit closer, opening up the bag.]
[The next shot shows from the perspective of what’s inside as Luigi looks down, seemingly grabbing the camera before cutting away to reveal a silver coin between his fingers. As he stares at it, the camera then cuts to a close-up, showing the distinctive features of a TV on one side, and what appears to be some form of bird on the other, the metal shining off as light bounces off of it.]
LUIGI: We get our own currency here then, huh?
NEGATIVE MAN: At least we don’t have to worry about the economy tanking.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: What’s an economy?
[As Luigi inches in just a little closer, it seems his eyes are dead set on the wrench, noting the price tag of just 700 ‘points’.]
LUIGI: Hey, do we even have 700 points? It sure feels heavy, but not ‘700 coins heavy’…
[As Luigi reaches his hand slightly into the bag once again, we suddenly cut to show his other hand as something grabs onto it, black and almost leathery in colour, causing Luigi to scream and jump back, almost bumping against Vivian before she slinks down to the ground, causing him and a few coins ro come crashing down onto the hard floor below.]
N: Woah, you okay down there?
[N bends down slightly and offers a hand of encouragement to the plumber, to which he takes, rubbing his head.]
LUIGI: Y-Yeah, I’m fine…
[Suddenly Luigi’s eyes look back to the counter before stopping, becoming fixated on something. From the desk rises a figure, dressed head to toe in the same coarse black leather, as if a bin-bag was brought to life in a grotesque human-like shape. It had eyes, or what appeared to be eyes, just poking out, along with a zip where its mouth would have been. Luigi backs away just slightly as all eyes are now on the thing.]
CAINE: Forgive my language, but what kind of freak show attraction is that?
ASHLEY: Did someone get a little carried away in their perverted fantasy or something?
REAGAN: What’s it doing in here?
HOST: That, dear players, is a ‘diver’.
[Some players look over to the host as he walks just slightly to Luigi’s way, picking up the stray coins and putting them back into the bag. Luckily for Luigi, the large screen head is blocking his view of this diver as the host elaborates.]
HOST: You will come across them during your duration on the show, but do not be alarmed. They are not a threat to you.
COCO: You sure about that?
HOST: Of course. Divers are a part of the crew – doing menial work on the show. You will come across them in the store, but also in delivering your prizes and working in the cafeteria.
NACHO: Uh host, no offence but I don’t think I’ll eat anything that was cooked by some guy in a gimp suit.
HOST: Well, if it makes you all any better you won’t have to stare at them 24/7. Now, back onto my previous explanation…
[The host makes his way over to Luigi and pushes him further into the counter, and further into the ‘diver’, not a word escaping from it as the two lock eyes although Luigi is notably more tense. The host approaches from behind once more as the distorted voice booms out, while one hand clutches at the heavy bag, pouring out every single coin as they rattle against the hard counter. The diver focuses its attention onto the coins as the host continues.]
HOST: Each coin you receive will be worth 25 points, and the items change after every challenge. In your case Green Team, you have 36 coins, meaning 900 points. Just simply point and call out to the item you desire the most and if you have enough coins, the diver shall take it to you.
[Luigi braces himself just slightly as he prepares to speak up, however N beats him to the punch as his hand darts out towards the wall.]
N: Yeah, hey can we get that wrench?
[Luigi is surprised that N would beat him to the punch, but even more surprised that he wanted the same thing Luigi wanted too. With a simple nod, the ‘diver’ got to work, putting a bony hand out to the counter and swiping away most of the coins, leaving only 8 to spare. The players hear each agonising drop of the coin as it rattles down onto the metal floor, all the while the diver turns it back on the players, grabbing the wrench just slightly.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: This has to be the weirdest shop I’ve ever seen.
NEGATIVE MAN: Eh, I’ve seen weirder.
[The camera focuses in on the wrench as it is taken in the diver’s hand, holding it tightly before cutting away to the Green Team, now huddled against the counter as they look over.]
LUIGI: Yeah, that’s the one buddy! Just over here.
[However, instead of walking over to the counter, the diver instead raises its head up to the ceiling before dramatically opening up its ‘zip mouth’. Everyone watches as it slowly puts the wrench away into its mouth before zipping it back inside, Luigi looks over in confusion as he calls out.]
LUIGI: H-Hey, we bought that! You can’t just eat it!
HOST: They didn’t.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: What do you mean, we saw it enter its mouth!
HOST: It is simply storing it so it can be delivered to you. Now, I think we’ve taken a look at the store for a bit too long. Let's continue our tour, shall we?
[The host makes their way away from the counter and heads back to the door and soon all of the players follow, Luigi is still taken aback slightly at the sight of the diver and its actions, his confused expression taken note of by D.Va as they walk.]
D.VA: That was certainly… something.
LUIGI: I swear, this place just gets weirder and weirder the more we stay here.
[Eventually, the shot changes to show the players walking to yet another building, one that remains remarkably unchanged as the camera shows the inside. Despite the sterile bright lighting from above and the cold metal tables, nothing seems particularly out of place, looking more like a cafeteria than a grand dining hall.]
[The door slowly opens as the host and the players step inside, those nor used to it taking it all in for the first time as the host begins to speak once more.]
HOST: This is the cafeteria, where you shall receive food and water at your own leisure. If you’re not keen to make stuff or afraid of setting the whole building ablaze, then one of our cooks will be sure to whip you up some breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
GOJO: Okay, that doesn’t sound too bad.
DORMIN: It is a diver…
GOJO: What’s that?
DORMIN: A diver is in charge?
[As soon as Dormin finishes, the camera shows the kitchen door opening and sure enough, a diver enters the grand hall, their leathered feet slapping against the cold metal floor as they wear a cartoonish white apron and hat combo, the apron itself reading “insert corny message here” in cursive. As it snaps its way forward, we see that several zippers are along its body, not just on its mouth, but its arms, its back, and even parts of its stomach too.]
[Some players try their best not to look too hard as the host continues.]
HOST: Of course, you are free to make yourself something outside of the normal cooking hours, but keep in mind you may have to share a small space with one of our divers.
[The camera cuts away to focus in on the players once more as they each watch on at the diver, making its way over like a slow zombie. Eventually, John is the one to break the silence.]
JOHN: Okay, where to next?
[We abruptly cut to show the next area, wide and bare as if the players are standing in a completely random spot on the ground. The only thing that separates this spot from all of the others is the large neon red rectangle freshly painted on the ground, fitting all of the players inside were much more room to spare. We focus on the host as they stand in the centre of this square, stretching its mechanical arms out wide as they speak once more.]
HOST: This is the challenge area, where as the name implies, you will compete against one another each episode for immunity and points. The challenge changes each episode so don’t think it will all be smooth sailing for you all.
[In the distance we can see a building poke out just slightly from the horizon, a large green beacon of light erupting from it as a few players take notice.]
RAYMAN: Hey, what’s that in the distance?
[The Host takes notice of Rayman’s comment as they turn its head slightly, looking at a beacon for just a quick second before glancing back at the players.]
HOST: That is where the green team shall be staying for the time being. It is temporary accommodation for your stay in this game, and each team has their own home to live inside of.
[As the host speaks the camera tilts up and zooms out, revealing two more beacons flashing in the sky, one red and the other blue as they pierce the artificial sky above. The camera cuts back to the host as they step just outside of the square, their gaze still fixated on the players before they speak once more.]
HOST: And that concludes your tour of the playing field. If you have any other questions regarding your stay or the competition, feel free to ask them now.
[The host waits expectantly for someone to ask, but as a few hands slowly shoot up, one person’s voice strikes out from everyone else’s.]
ASHLEY: What about that other building?
[The camera cuts to a close-up of the host as they face Ashley slightly, the figure on display not moving a single inch before it cuts back to the girl dressed head-to-toe in black.]
HOST: The… other building?
ASHLEY: Yeah, there was one more place around here, seems kinda fishy of you to just miss it out entirely.
[The host remains silent for just a short moment before replying back.]
HOST: Oh, that building. Well, you don’t need to concern yourself about that for now, it isn’t meant for players like you at the moment.
ASHLEY: And what’s that?
HOST: It’s not important.
[Ashley gives a little irritated glare at the host before someone else butts in with a question of their own.]
NAMI: So what exactly is this place?
HOST: It is the playing field.
NAMI: No, I got that. I mean, this whole like ‘fake sky and ground that changes’, are we, like, inside a building or-
HOST: Alright I think that’s enough questions for one day. I shall leave you all now to explore the playing field at your own leisure, walk around, buy something, eat or drink, socialise with your team-mates, do whatever you can to pass the time.
[The camera cuts to a close-up of the TV display as the host begins to wrap things up.]
HOST: When next we meet, it will be time for your first proper challenge. Until then, I must bid you adieu.
[Suddenly, the screen switches off as the mechanical body crumbles to the floor, its skeletal yet mechanical limbs poking out like a disused ragdoll as it lies just on the red border line. The players all look at the sight, some getting closer as Jimmy kicks it slightly with his foot – to his surprise the screen doesn’t just magically light up. We pan around to show the other players as they have their conversations with each-other.]
VIVIAN: So… what do we do now?
LUIGI: Beats me.
N: Well, we haven’t really been introduced to each-other have we, might as well get that out of the way, right?
[N looks at his fellow teammates with a slight smile as he adjusts his hat before speaking once again.]
N: Name’s N.
NEGATIVE MAN: Just N? It doesn’t stand for something?
N: It does but I kinda don’t want to get into it now.
NEGATIVE MAN: Fair enough. I’m Laurence, but you all can call me the ‘Negative Man’.
COCO: Negative Man… is that like your persona or whatever its called?
NEGATIVE MAN: I guess you could call it that. And who are you supposed to be?
COCO: Well I’m-
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Can we just cut the names and make our way over to our abode already, my legs are starting to ache just from listening to you all.
[The camera slowly tilts up away from the group as N obliges, giving a little sigh as he begins to walk, the rest of the group following suit. The scene quickly transitions to show the inside of somewhere new, the walls are covered in neon graffiti as little light strips run down the ceiling, giving the whole dark room light. A long metal staircase is shown tucked away in the corner of the frame, while a red door is shown at one end, looking just a little out of place compared to all of the other futuristic looking things on display.]
[The camera cuts back to focus in on the door as someone makes their way inside, slowly revealing it to be Millie as she takes the sight in, rubbing her eyes just slightly.]
MILLIE: God, this is gonna make my eyes hurt.
GOJO: Well sucks to be you then.
[We see Gojo follow shortly after as the two of them walk inside, taking a look at the brightly covered metal home, the space itself is rather large and decorated head-to-toe in graffiti, looking more like an art project rather an an actual living space.]
MILLIE: It’s weird seeing graffiti inside a place that’s liveable. You’d expect it to just be like outside or in some place that’s long abandoned.
GOJO: Well, maybe it’s meant to be like decoration.
MILLIE: Some weird decorations then.
[Millie and Gojo make their way into the kitchen as Millie fiddles around with a faucet, clear water pouring out as she watches it go down the drain, meanwhile Gojo looks through the cupboards, finding some dusty junk food inside. As we focus in on him, we hear Millie in the background.]
MILLIE: Do you know where everyone else ran off to? I thought they’d wanna check the place out as well.
GOJO: They’re probably somewhere in that store, looking for something to buy. Although, I didn’t really see anything useful there that the green team already took.
MILLIE: I don’t think you can really see with that thick blindfold on, can you? Why haven’t you just taken it off already?
GOJO: ‘Cause I don’t want to.
[Gojo closes a cupboard door, eating a bar or chocolate as a little smile makes its way across his lips. He rests slightly against the counter as Millie walks away from the kitchen, eager to find out just what else this house had in store, talking under her breath as the camera follows her movements.]
MILLIE: Seems pretty small for just 9 of us, do they have like a basement or somethin’ we’re supposed to sleep in-
[Millie suddenly stops as the camera cuts, showing Dormin in the living room, because of their size their horns are grazing slightly against the ceiling as the shadows stream off of its body. They say nothing and only stare towards Millie, the pair’s eyes locking with one another as the camera zooms in against Millie.]
GOJO: Guess they beat us to the punch.
[As Gojo’s voice is heard off-screen, Millie jumps, moving forward in a startled fashion as she glares over at Gojo.]
MILLIE: Fuc- Don’t do that, you’re gonna give me a heart attack!
[Gojo simply smiles at Millie, unbothered by her words or her piercing glare and in the distance we can hear the sound of something clicking and opening off-screen. The camera suddenly cuts away to show a blue door being opened as Reagan, Miku and Jimmy make their way inside the building. It looks near identical to the red team’s house except for the little blue streaks of light up above. Reagan looks up and sighs just slightly.]
REAGAN: Guess this is where the losers go to sleep.
MIKU: Don’t be like that, maybe all of the other teams have the same um…
JIMMY: Muck?
MIKU: Yeah! Wait, no not that.
[As the two make their way inside, Miku takes a look around, despite the strange appearance of her surroundings, a little smile makes its way across her face – clearly content with staying in here as she makes her way over to the living room, as she does she notices Rayman lying on the couch, a remote in hand as he sits bored, flicking through the channels. Or at least trying to.]
[As Miku inches closer and gets a good look, we see that there’s nothing on TV but static after static, looking virtually identical from one another, the loud hums and buzzing drowning out the sound of Rayman’s fingers pressing against the button. Miku sits down on the couch nearby, looking over at Rayman until the limbless player eventually notices her.]
RAYMAN: Oh, hey!
MIKU: Hiya! I don’t think we’ve really met each-other.
RAYMAN: Nah, can’t say we have. Although, you kinda do look familiar…
[Rayman stares slightly at Miku as he furrows his brow just slightly, clearly trying to remember something, however he chooses to push that thought aside for now.]
RAYMAN: Ah, forget it. I’m Rayman, nice to meet ya.
[He raises out a gloved hand for Miku to take and she raises out her own, the two shaking hands as she smiles.]
MIKU: Nice to meet you Rayman. I hope we can get along.
RAYMAN: I hope so too, you are?
MIKU: I am Hatsune Miku, the world’s most renowned digital idol!
[As she does her introduction, she strikes a pose slightly while that same smile stays on her face, Rayman just watches on, now back to trying to remember something as he mutters to himself.]
RAYMAN: It sounds…
MIKU: What’s wrong?
RAYMAN: Nothing it’s just… for some reason you being here has made me remember something, but I can’t for the life of me remember what it even is.
[Rayman begins to rub his temple slightly as he lets go of the remote, too engrossed in his thoughts to properly care as the young girl takes control of the remote. She looks on at the static on-screen ready to switch the channel, but just like Rayman before, no matter how many times she touches the buttons, she’s met with that annoyed glaring wave of particles.]
[She sinks slightly in defeat, looking back over to Rayman as he does the same, now content to just watch the static defeatedly.]
RAYMAN: Man, this channel’s greaat.
[His tone is a little sarcastic as he rubs his eyes as Miku looks towards him.]
MIKU: Did they really just put in a TV and force us to just watch static all the time?
RAYMAN: Certainly seems that way, it’s not like anything good is on at the moment.
[The two remain silent as the soft hum of the static fills in for their conversation, but Miku twitches slightly in her seat, trying to get comfortable before starting once again.]
MIKU: I’ve actually been on TV before, what with being an idol and all. Sometimes the news often sits me down for interviews when I have to promote a new single or album, and I try my best to give my fans a good performance even if they aren't watching live. Although, I will say, it is insanely tirin-
[As Miku speaks, Rayman’s eyes slowly flutter open before a clear look of realisation makes its way over his face. He bolts upright, and looks over to Miku before interrupting her.]
RAYMAN: Oh, I knew it! I thought you looked familiar!
[Miku looks over to him, jumping just slightly as his sudden change in demeanour, but she still tries her best to act calm, lifting herself up as she looks over with that same polite smile.]
MIKU: Oh, so have you seen me before on TV? Was I performing?
RAYMAN: No no, you weren’t but… I think I remember seeing you or someone looking like you at one of those conventions.
MIKU: Well, that definitely does sound like something a fan would do.
RAYMAN: Yeah. You know I actually used to be on TV as well!
MIKU: Really? What did you do?
[While Miku looks over to Rayman with clear interest, he suddenly shifts his mood once more, as if realising he made some sort of grave mistake as he slinks back into the couch, the camera slowly zooming out from the two of them as Rayman speaks slightly.]
RAYMAN: Eh, you know what? It’s not important, forget I said anything.
[Before we get a chance to go any further, we suddenly cut away to show a single bed, bare and sitting atop a normal metal frame – looking very odd from the dark yet bright surroundings of the house. A player slowly makes their way into the frame as they fall onto the bed, it’s revealed to be D.Va as she stretches slightly, yawning as the bed creaks underneath her.]
[She looks up towards the ceiling, finding little dots and blips of neon paint up above, like a calm night sky full of stars, and as we zoom out we can see that there are multiple beds just like hers, 4 in total with D.Va’s tucked away in a corner of the cozy room. She tries to relax just slightly as the camera focuses in on her face, but while she tries to get comfy we can hear the sound of muffled arguing off-screen, just audible enough to be noticeable.]
[She tries her best to ignore it as she closes her eyes, the camera slowly zooming in once more, but all that progress is for nothing as we hear the argument start once more, causing D.Va to get a little frustrated look on her face. For the final time, D.Va tries her best to ignore it, but once she hears the sound of something thudding and more arguing, she finally has enough. With a frustrated scowl she gets up from the bed and away from the frame.]
[We suddenly cut away to show a room near identical to the one we were just in, but this one is more populated as Nakanaka and Plague Knight argue, the latter on the floor while the former stands on the bed, Vivain watches on in the corner in silence clearly unsure of what to do as the two bicker.]
NAKANAKA: You see! I beat you fair and square so I get the bed!
PLAGUE KNIGHT: You pushed me, you think that makes things fair you little crone?!
NAKANAKA: I didn’t push you, I simply used my powers to subconsciously trick your brain into leaping to the floor.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: …That is clearly not what happened! You, shadow, you saw it, right?
VIVIAN: Um…
[Suddenly, D.Va bursts in through the door as Vivian turns to look her way, almost blending in with the shadow of the heavy door casted against her. D.Va’s attention however is on the two short and spiteful players ahead of her, rubbing her eyes as she steps closer.]
D.VA: Can you guys not argue for a minute or two? Some of us are trying to relax!
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Shut up, this is not your business!
D.VA: Well until you guys shut up I’m making it my business.
[D.Va sighs and crosses her arms, looking over to Vivian.]
D.VA: Do you know what’s happened?
VIVIAN: Well, after we started checking out the house we noticed that there were only 8 beds inside, even though there are nine of us. Naturally, the thought of one of us having to sleep outside of a bed came up and-
NAKANAKA: And he tried to claim mine.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: What do you mean ‘claim’, nothing’s been decided yet! How do you even know its’ your bed?
NAKANAKA: Well it can’t be yours!
[Nakanaka kicks Plague Knight in the mask slightly as the two prepare to go at each-other like cats and dogs, but before another fight breaks out, D.Va steps in between the two.]
D.VA: Hey, hey! Stop it. Okay, we’ll figure out who goes in which bed later when the rest of the team gets here, okay?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: But-
D.VA: No buts. Just… go downstairs and play a game or something.
VIVIAN: Actually, I saw a board game downstairs, maybe we could play that together!
[Vivian is the only one in the room smiling, but as D.Va turns to look at her, a little hint of a smile makes its way over to the gamer’s face.]
D.VA: Sure, that’d be a great, and non-violent, way to pass the time.
NAKANAKA: Don’t I get a say in this?
D.VA: No you don’t. Lead the way, Viv.
[As Vivian opens the door, all three of them follow suit making their way downstairs as the camera follows them. Nakanaka and Plague Knight exchange a few glances towards one another before they disappear out of the frame. The camera focuses in on a nearby window before transitioning outside, the sky appears to be somewhat darker as the camera slowly tilts down – showing us the outside of the cafeteria once more.]
[We transition into the sterile building as a few players have congregated around the table. For the red team it’s John, Sayori, Nacho, Doll and Ashley, the blue team has Miku, Caine, Komasan and Ben, while the green team has Luigi, Negative Man, Coco and N. We focus in on the green team in particular as everybody except for Negative Man has a plate of what appears to be a strange mound of meat and vegetables.]
[Negative Man says nothing as he looks to his left, looking as Luigi eats his meal, while N and Coco poke away at it. However, as Luigi talks in between eating, it becomes clear why Negative Man is staring at him in particular.]
LUIGI: So, you can like phase through walls and stuff like that?
NEGATIVE MAN: No, I can’t.
LUIGI: Oh, but I thought you said you could!
NEGATIVE MAN: I can’t but I can send the spirit through walls, not my actual body.
LUIGI: Oh. So, you actually have a body underneath, you’re not invisible?
NEGATIVE MAN: No.
COCO: I just thought you were in that get-up cause you were like, a superfan of that old movie.
LUIGI: The uh… The… Can’t even remember what it was called. N, do you know?
N: I’ve never watched a movie in my life.
[At this Luigi chokes just slightly on his food as the green-clothed man looks to the green-haired one just in front of him, all of the others share this same similar shocked reaction and it sparks another conversation, but instead of listening to them, we cut away and show Nami entering the scene, making her way to the side of the table with her team-mates as the camera follows her.]
[However, the camera stops once the blue team comes into focus, focusing on Ben in particular as he pokes at his food, cringing slightly at the strange texture of the mound in front of him.]
BEN: What even is this? I’ve had better meat served to me at school.
KOMASAN: I think… It kinda tastes like chilli.
[Komasan interrupts, eating away at little portions of the mound, the knife and poke poking out from his paws as he tries his best not to make a mess as opposed to the clearly not enthused Ben.]
BEN: I don’t know whether I can eat this.
CAINE: Of course you can!
[Caine’s sudden excitable voice startles Ben as the ringleader floats out from behind him, causing his jacket sleeve to go into the mound slightly, the teen looking over to this strange team-mate with a look of both annoyance and disbelief.]
BEN: This looks like something a dog chewed up.
CAINE: Ho-ho, don’t talk bad about the food boy, the chef might hear you and may just hurt his feelings…
BEN: I don’t know if he even is a chef, you saw what he looked like.
[The camera quickly pans away to focus in on Ben, showing his side of the mound and his face as Caine inches closer towards him.]
CAINE: Say, how about a little trick to make it go down a whole lot smoother?
BEN: I don’t think it’ll work.
CAINE: Nonsense!
[Caine slams his ‘face’ directly against Ben’s, catching him by surprise as he peers into the boy’s eyes through his jaws.]
CAINE: You just need to have a little imagination…
[As he exaggerates the last line he wiggles his fingers slightly in a dramatic fashion.]
CAINE: What’s your favourite food Benni?
BEN: Well, not this.
CAINE: That much is obvious, c’mon give a little more than just “Dear God, not anything but this muck!”
[Caine suddenly pulls away, hovering just above the mound as he materialises a little red curtain, rolling it out as it inexplicably covers the mound of mystery meat in front of Ben.]
CAINE: Pick your poison and say it loud and proud!
[Ben sighs a little, thinking about whether to just get it over with or walk away from the strange player’s performance.]
BEN: I don’t know… Cake.
CAINE: Well, as the French say… j'emmerde la monarchie!
BEN: What’s that supposed to me-
[Ben looks at him confused as Caine wiggles around the curtain in front of him, completely obscuring the cake from Ben’s view as we suddenly cut to his perspective. Without warning, Caine pulls away the curtain to reveal a large extravagant chocolate cake, red fresh strawberries and rich white icing decorating the dark float, looking so out of place when compared to everything else in this room, including Ben. Ben however, just stares at it in awe, looking up to Caine with an equal expression of both shock and yet amazement.]
KOMASAN: Wait, I don’t get it. How’s it-
[Before Komasan can get another word in he slams into Komasan, staring into his eyes as the white yokai is caught by surprise.]
CAINE: Magic! Just a little parlour trick where I’m from.
KOMASAN: Where are you from again?
CAINE: I don’t know! Well anyway…
[The camera cuts to focus in on Ben as he looks at the cake, ready to plunge his fork inside as Caine slowly drifts away from the frame, still making exaggerated hand movements as he moves.]
CAINE: Tuck in!
[Ben excitedly stabs at the cake, staring at it like it was the only thing he’d eaten in weeks before popping it into his mouth, closing his eyes and chewing, expecting a sweet and savoury taste. However, instead he is met with disappointment as we see his eyes open up, chewing even more slowly before swallowing. He slowly looks at the cake again and notices the spot where he stabbed it just as meat spill out like an inflated balloon. The camera cuts around to show Komasan’s point of view and we see from his side that the cake was merely an optical illusion as the rest of the mound is visible from the opposite side.]
CAINE: Of course, in this economy, things can’t be one hundred percent the way they used to taste.
[Caine’s offscreen voice makes Ben return to his usual disappointed glare before he admits defeat, beginning to slowly eat away at the mound as Komasan returns to his. The camera slowly pans over to the left once more, focusing in on the Red Team as only John is present, sitting on his own. Eventually however he is joined by Sayori as she enters the frame, sitting opposite to him.]
[It’s clear by their stares that the two of them haven’t really talked to each-other and as Sayori tries to eat her food, John can’t help but notice her staring at him, not in a malicious sense, but more out of curiosity than anything. Eventually, John decides to break the ice between the two of them, talking in a casual and friendly manner.]
JOHN: That looks delicious.
SAYORI: I don’t know, I’ve definitely had better.
JOHN: Well I’ve definitely had worse. I’m John, by the way.
SAYORI: Sayori.
JOHN: Sayori, quite the mysterious name I might say.
SAYORI: Oh please, I’m not at all like that.
JOHN: Guess I’ll just have to take your word for it.
[Sayori continues to eat in silence as she keeps looking towards John, it’s clear from her body language that she wants to say something, but stops herself before she gets the chance, and as the camera focuses in on John, we can see it slightly upsetting him, although thinks he has a good chance at knowing what she’ll say.]
[John lays his arms slightly against the table, inching just closer as he looks over to the girl.]
JOHN: I can see you staring at me, you know.
SAYORI: O-Oh, sorry. I can-
[Sayori shuffles slightly prepared to leave but John tries his best to reassure her.]
JOHN: No it’s fine, honestly.
SAYORI: Really?
JOHN: Yeah, you’re not the first and you won’t be the last either.
[John chuckles a little bit as Sayori sits back down, a little look of discomfort on her face although it isn’t from John’s appearance but rather her own actions.]
SAYORI: So, if you don’t mind me asking… Um, what’s the matter with it? Were you born like that or did something happen?
JOHN: Chems.
[Sayori looks at John in confusion, cocking an eye slightly as John plays with a nearby butter knife.]
SAYORI: Chems?
JOHN: Yeah. Y’know, the stuff that people use to make them feel good? They snort it up their nose or inject it into their veins or-
SAYORI: So it’s a drug?
JOHN: In a way, yeah.
SAYORI: Oh…
[Sayori now looks to John in sadness, the latter scratching slightly at his tattered clothes before noticing and trying his best to reassure her yet again.]
JOHN: It was a long time ago, and I’m not touching anything like that again. I’ve got people to look after back where I’m from, and I guess here too.
SAYORI: You really think the team needs a leader?
JOHN: Well…
[John looks around slightly before leaning in a bit more, the audience getting a good look at his dry and ghoulish face as he croaks out a whisper.]
JOHN: Between us, I don’t think the team is made up of good samaritans if you catch my drift.
SAYORI: How would you know that?
JOHN: Just a little hunch.
SAYORI: …Do you think that I’m..?
JOHN: Well, I don’t know much about you to really get an opinion y’know.
SAYORI: You can say that for everyone else, can’t you?
JOHN: Okay, well tell me a little more about you then. I’m guessing by the looks of things you’re still in school.
SAYORI: Um, well yes I am.
JOHN: And your name is…
SAYORI: Sayori?
JOHN: No, no it’s from somewhere.
SAYORI: Oh, yes it’s Japanese. I am from Japan if that’s what you’re asking me!
JOHN: Well, America here. You do anything in your spare time, you know, aside from getting kidnapped and competing in some weird game show?
SAYORI: Well, I like to make poems. I’m a member of my school’s literature club actually!
JOHN: You the leader?
SAYORI: No, but there’s only about four of us so I don’t think there could really be a leader.
[Sayori pokes at her food slightly for a moment, pressing her hand against her chin as if deep in thought before her eyes dart back to John once more, ready to question him for a change.]
SAYORI: What do you do then?
JOHN: Me? Well, I’m a mayor.
[Sayori looks at John in surprise as he smiles crookedly, and by that we mean the skin around his smile was a little crooked, forcing the macabre feature on his cracked face.]
SAYORI: A mayor? I’d never have expected based on how you dressed…
[John chuckles slightly before grabbing the sleeve of his red tattered coat, a little cloud of dust forming just slightly as he tugs on it in an almost prideful manner.]
JOHN: Well, truth be told I kinda borrowed it from an old museum in Goodneighbor. My town, I mean. My name’s ‘John Hancock’ so why not dress the part as well?
[ The camera cuts back to show Sayori as she looks confused once again, John taking notice as he shuffles in his seat just slightly.]
JOHN: Oh yeah. They wouldn’t teach ya about him in your history books.
[John chuckles a little bit before the camera cuts away to the outside of the cafeteria, as we slowly hear footsteps crunching against the path below. Panning down, we see Noelle as she walks away from the laid-out path, she looks up at the stars above her before it quickly changes to her perspective, getting a good look at the glimmering lights up above the fake sky. The camera quickly changes however as she suddenly bumps into someone, causing her to fall to the ground. As we focus on her, we hear a voice just off-screen as a pair of white-fabric covered legs step forward into the frame.]
N: Shoot, didn’t mean to bump into you like that. You need a hand?
[The camera cuts away to reveal it to be N, bending down and holding out his hand for Noelle to take with a patient smile on his face. Noelle however, doesn’t share that expression, swatting the hand away as she slowly gets up.]
NOELLE: I’m fine.
[As she brushes her dress slightly she begins to look over at N, a little annoyed look over her face as he just stands around, doing nothing except look at their bare surroundings.]
NOELLE: Do you need something?
N: Oh no, not at all. I didn’t even know you were out in all honesty.
NOELLE: Sure you didn’t. Why would you of all people be outside when everyone else is stuffing their face with slop?
N: I could ask you the same thing.
[The camera cuts to focus on Noelle as she looks away, glaring slightly to the ground before the camera quickly changes subject, showcasing N now in the foreground, while she remains blurred in the background. He still looks over to Noelle, his smile now a bit faded away, but still very much present as he speaks in his usual laidback manner.]
N: I was just out for a little stargazing, you could say. I’m guessing that’s the same reason you’re out too?
NOELLE: If it makes you sleep at night, yes.
N: You know, now that I properly think about it, is it even night right now?
[N tilts his head up as the camera focuses in on the sky, the colour may look dark and almost cosmic, but the same neon stripes and blank dots littering the landscape at the beginning are still there, almost repeating on a loop as N speaks off-screen.]
N: Must be about, say, 18:30 by now.
NOELLE: How would you know that?
N: There are clocks in our houses, I checked it an hour ago before I went out on a walk and it read 17:30, so naturally it should be 18:30 by now. Of course, I can’t say for certain.
NOELLE: Why? Are the clocks ticking backwards or something?
N: Well, it doesn’t really feel like the evening. The sky hasn’t changed ever since we first laid eyes on it, and it’s always had that same black colour to it. Are we even sure it’s evening now, could just be the early morning for all we know.
[The camera cuts away from the sky to focus on Noelle, looking over to N while he still has his head held high, letting his thoughts spill out without any regard for the girl, but Noelle listens on to his ramblings with a strange sense of curiosity.]
N: Expect it’s because they don’t want us to be a little too complacent. No, we’re all just little spectators to whatever grand plan they’re coming up with, I imagine they’re looking at us live like little ants, typing away to make our words nothing but letters on a page to sell in some kinda subtitle or script book.
[The camera cuts to a close-up of Noelle as she continues to look at the young green-haired man, although it's clear that she’s had enough craziness for one night, if it even if night by now, as she walks away from the frame, the next shot showing her walking over to N, but clearly to get away from him.]
NOELLE: Well, have fun losing your mind. If you ever want to talk again just make sure it’s not me you run into.
[Noelle gives one last look to N, the camera focusing on him as he still stares at the stretching sky up above, not moving a single inch away as if captivated by it entirely before cutting back to Noelle, whispering something under her breath.]
NOELLE: Can’t I just have a nice walk in this godforsaken place?
[As soon as she mutters those words, she immediately bumps into someone else and crashes against the floor, the camera doesn’t show who it is this time, focusing entirely on Noelle’s exacerbated face, her hands screwing into little fists while we hear the voice of who she bumped into.]
NACHO: Sorry, I didn’t see you. Would you-
NOELLE: I’m fine!
[She gets up quickly, clearly not wanting to talk any longer and being fed up with her efforts as she storms off without a word, leaving Nacho behind in the dust. The camera focuses in on him as he looks at her, slightly confused but quickly pushing it aside as he looks around at the horizon, finding nothing but the strange neon sky greeting him in the distance.]
[The camera quickly cuts around and back to the Red Team’s house, where we see Doll familiarising herself with her surroundings, currently in one of the rooms with beds in them, nearly identical to the ones we’ve seen before except with red lights streaming from the ceiling. She looks around as the camera focuses in on her hand, seemingly tapping in a rhythmic motion, 4 beats against her metal palm before abruptly stopping.]
[She begins to make her way outside, heading down the stairs as the door violently opens. Luckily Doll manages to avoid it in time, her eyes shifting to a more startled red for just a moment as Kuzan makes his way inside, barely even acknowledging the robot as he closes it in a gentler manner. The two look at each-other for a brief moment as we can hear some familiar voices talking in the background.]
[Kuzan begins to make his way down the hall, taking up most of the room in the cramped space and moving at a snail’s pace but Doll manages to squeeze right past him. The camera follows her movements as she makes her way over to the living room, revealing every member of the red team is currently inside, some resting against the couch and everyone else just standing around. Gojo seems to be in conversation with John as the two men talk, while Ashley looks over to Doll, smiling at her.]
GOJO: I can see, it’s just my thing y’know.
JOHN: Well, it's a bit unnecessary. If you ask me, it's almost showboating to wear such a thing.
GOJO: If I were blind, why would I cover it up with a blindfold, seems kinda redundant if you ask me.
JOHN: Well sounds to me like you’re just a little embarrassed to show everybody your eyes.
[As their conversation continues, Doll makes her way over to Ashley, the latter still keeping that little smile on her face before Doll looks towards her and speaks.]
DOLL: What’s happened?
ASHLEY: Zombie guy over there wants to get all ‘buddy-buddy’ with everyone, says it’ll help improve morale or something.
DOLL: He has the right idea, getting to know everyone’s names and all.
ASHLEY: Eh, I don’t think he has the best intentions. He just has that vibe you know?
DOLL: What vib-?
DORMIN: All here.
[Dormin’s otherworldly voice interrupts Doll’s as she’s caught off-guard, the camera panning over to reveal the horned mound of shadows staring off at the entrance to the room. The camera cuts to reveal Kuzan as he casually strolls inside, scratching his scraggly chin somewhat before cutting once again as John looks over to the newest arrival.]
JOHN: Alright, well that’s everyone in one place. Thank you all for coming.
MILLIE: I was kinda already here but whatever floats your boat.
JOHN: Now, I know we all have our differences and this situation may be strange. But I believe that each and every one of us has a goal in mind.
ASHLEY: Your point being?
[The camera focuses on John once more, framing it as a cowboy shot as he looks towards his fellow team-mates, his voice loud and proud as if preparing a great speech.]
JOHN: We’re all in a team, whether we like it or not. Now, we could either flunk our challenges and just let whoever we hate the most leave. Or, we could play it smart and effectively as a team, one that builds off the strength of each-other and one where we can rely on someone else to pull a helping hand when we need it the most. And it’s my hope that we can try and make our team a success.
[We can hear the sound of clapping as the camera cuts to show Sayori, clapping just slightly before a few like Nacho, Gojo, Millie and Doll join in, although some are less enthusiastic than others. The camera cuts to shoe John taking the applause well, smiling with a little pride on his charred face. However, before it can last, someone butts in.]
ASHLEY: That’s all good and all, but what happens when we keep winning?
[The camera pans around to focus in on Ashley, staring the wannabe leader down as John fires back.]
JOHN: Well, we stay longer in the game of course, and get closer and closer to winning the grand prize.
ASHLEY: Well yeah, that’s obvious but, you do realise it can’t last forever, right?
NACHO: She has a point, that ‘host’ said only one of us could end up winning the prize, which means eight of us will have to be eliminated first.
JOHN: Well… try not to focus on what could happen.
DORMIN: What ‘will’ happen.
JOHN: Or, what will happen.
ASHLEY: Like it or not, we’re gonna lose soon and one of us is gonna have to bite the dust before everyone else.
SAYORI: What are you getting at?
ASHLEY: Well, why work together as a team when the audience is gonna vote for you either way? I mean, we don’t know who’s watching, for all I know they could be having their sights right on you to leave.
[Ashley smirks a little as the camera cuts back to John, trying to think of something to say in retort as everyone else murmurs amongst themselves, the wheels in his mind turning to try and formulate something to say. Before long John speaks up once again, however he decides to steer the subject differently.]
JOHN: Well, why don’t we focus on that when we do eventually lose? I have a feeling the challenge will occur soon and we need rest just in case it’s especially taxing.
MILLIE: You’re just sending us off to bed like we’re little kids?
JOHN: I’m not demanding, I’m simply advising.
DOLL: But there are only 8 beds upstairs, I checked. So where will the 9 th person sit?
MILLIE: Probably on the couch.
JOHN: Alright. Gojo, can you fetch some straws from the kitchen to determine who-
KUZAN: Don’t bother.
[Kuzan’s offscreen voice is followed by a loud thud as John looks down to his right, the camera quickly cutting to show just what he is looking at. Kuzan is face-down on the red couch, not even bothering to move as he speaks once more, his voice muffled through the leather seats.]
KUZAN: I can crash here, and you can argue about who gets the top bunk or whatever.
[He lets out a brief yawn as the camera cuts to the others on the Red Team, looking around at each-other before abruptly cutting away. We now focus on the Blue Team, more specifically Yukong as she heads into the kitchen of her abode, noticing Reagan is inside too, searching through the cupboards for something, too preoccupied to notice Yukong’s appearance. The camera focuses on Yukong while keeping Reagan in the foreground before she calmly speaks up.]
YUKONG: Hello.
[Yukong’s voice takes Reagan by surprise, bumping her head slightly against the cupboard as she groans slightly, sticking her head away as she rubs her scalp. Once she looks over to the elegant woman she stops slightly, a little look of surprise on her face.]
REAGAN: Oh, it’s you.
YUKONG: Indeed.
[Yukong pretends to do a little curtsey but Reagan doesn’t care for it, checking through the next cupboard as she opens it wide. When she talks her face is a little obscured, the wooden door blocking her from the camera directly.]
REAGAN: You wouldn’t happen to know where the mugs are kept, right?
YUKONG: No. I haven’t actually searched here yet.
REAGAN: Figures.
[Yukong slowly approaches Reagan as she butts her head out of yet another cupboard, rubbing her eyes in slight irritation before looking back to Yukong.]
YUKONG: Might I ask what you need it for?
REAGAN: Coffee.
YUKONG: Isn’t it a bit too late to drink such a thing?
REAGAN: I’m pretty sure I woke up like a couple of hours ago, so I kinda need it. Otherwise I kind of get a little bitchy.
YUKONG: I see.
[While Reagan opens up cupboard after cupboard, Yukong notices a nearby tray near the steel oven, bending down slightly as her hand pulls on it. As it opens up, we cut to show the perspective of what’s inside, Yukong looking down as the sound of glass rattling against itself howls out across the kitchen. She turns her head slightly, a little proud grin on her face as she speaks to Reagan.]
YUKONG: Found em.
[Reagan slowly enters the frame, staring down before grabbing the camera, it cuts away to show her holding just a plain old glass cup in her hands as she looks to Yukong, herself reaching down to grab another cup for herself.]
REAGAN: Thanks.
YUKONG: No need to thank me.
[Reagan reaches into her pockets as she walks her way over to the counter, the camera focusing in on her as she pulls out a strange baggy full of dark viscous liquid, seemingly cool to the touch as she begins pouring it over the cup. Some of it dribbles down onto the hard grey counter, but Reagan doesn’t bother to clean it up, instead grabbing the cup and putting it into a nearby microwave for 2 minutes.]
[We cut back to Yukong as she just makes her way over to the sink, turning on the tap for some water while she looks over to what Reagan is doing. As the microwaves beeps before droning in its usual low hum, Yukong begins to speak up once again.]
YUKONG: So are you meant to be some kind of scientist or something?
[Reagan looks back at her, her tired eyes looking a little shifty before focusing in on Yukong.]
REAGAN: What makes you say that?
YUKONG: With the lab coat and everything I just naturally assumed that was the case.
[Reagan grabs the bottom of her coat slightly before looking to Yukong, trying to pull a friendly yet still somewhat half-hearted smile.]
REAGAN: Uh yeah, I am.
YUKONG: Well, what’s your field then?
[Yukong waits patiently, taking a little sip of the cool water before the camera focuses back on Reagan, her mind seemingly scrambling to find an answer.]
REAGAN: It’s classified.
YUKONG: By who’s orders?
REAGAN: The government. Well, my universe’s government anyway. So, how about you, are you some kind of…
[Reagan looks Yukong’s outfit up and down, trying to come up with something clever to say but ultimately comes up with nothing but a frustrated sigh.]
REAGAN: What do you do?
YUKONG: Well, I’m a pilot. Well a Commander now, but I still fly.
[The camera cuts back to Reagan, slightly surprised by Yukong’s words as she takes a moment to think things through.]
REAGAN: You’re a pilot?
YUKONG: Isn’t that what I just said?
REAGAN: Yeah yeah, but uh… no offence, you don’t really look like one.
[Reagan tries her best not to make the situation awkward, but as the two look over at each other in silence, Reagan’s face cringes slightly before Yukong lets out a little bemused chuckle, the camera focusing back in on her for a change.]
YUKONG: I see what you mean, this garb isn’t exactly best suited for the cockpit but it was what I was wearing when I got taken for this show.
[The microwave suddenly beeps as Reagan takes out the mug, blowing on it just slightly before taking a sip of her crude coffee, trying her best to take a sip without burning her throat, almost slamming her palm down on the counter as Yukong watches on.]
YUKONG: Are you alright?
REAGAN: Yeah! Y-Yeah I’m fine, just… feeling the buzz!
[Reagan bounces up and down slightly, trying to continue the act as some of the warm coffee spills on her arm, causing her to drop the glass as it smashes to the floor.]
REAGAN: Shit! …Shit.
[She looks down at the broken glass below as the camera cuts to a close-up of it, the dark liquid being illuminated by the pale blue light up above like some kind of cosmic drop of water surrounded by mounds of glass. Reagan lets out another frustrated sigh as she walks up to it, her shoes becoming visible on one side of the frame, but just a moment after, Yukong’s appear too.]
YUKONG: Let me clean this up.
[The camera cuts to show Reagan’s surprised face as she looks over to Yukong, already bending down slightly.]
REAGAN: You don’t have to do that, it’s my mess.
YUKONG: No no I insist.
[With her heel, Yukong begins to slowly sweep away the glass to one place as Reagan looks down on her.]
REAGAN: You’re gonna hurt yourself.
YUKONG: I have a girl at home, I’ve seen much worse messes from her. Now go on, take a rest or something.
[Reagan just looks over to Yukong as she tries her best to clean it all up before the former admits defeat, walking out of the room as we hear the sounds of small shards being swept up. Before long, the camera cuts to show Luigi outside, making his way over to his cozy new abode, humming a little tune under his breath before reaching for the doorknob. However as he does, he can hear the faint sound of shouting coming from inside.]
[With a cautious look on his face, he slowly begins to step in, trying his best to find where this argument is, but not get too involved. As he makes his way across the hall he notices Nami in the kitchen, trying her best to meditate in a stereotypical zen pose, although it's clear that the noise is making her lose focus.]
[We cut back to focus on Luigi as he hears the sound of something ethereal swishing behind him, turning around he spots Vivian, who looks slightly exhausted. With a concerned expression, he faces towards the shadow girl and tries to put a hand on her shoulder. It phases through her slightly, but it manages to get Vivian’s attention.]
LUIGI: Hey.
VIVIAN: Oh hi. How are you?
[Vivian tries her best to force a smile but it’s clear that something is up, Luigi notices this as well as the camera focuses in on him.]
LUIGI: Uh yeah, good. How about you?
VIVIAN: Same old, same old.
LUIGI: Do you know what all this shouting’s about?
VIVIAN: …No.
[Just as Vivian tells her lie we can very clearly hear Plague Knight screech like a crow, causing her to cover her ears, or wherever her ears would be. Now getting a good idea on what’s going on, Luigi makes his way over to the living room where he spots Coco pinning Plague Knight to the ground, the latter squirming slightly as he tries to reach for some sort of glass bottle.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Let me go, you harlot! I need to craft!
COCO: Stop squirming or else your arm’s gonna be broken!
[As Luigi looks on we see Negative Man just standing in the corner, watching the scene unfold without a word, Luigi gives a single glance to him before speaking.]
LUIGI: Do you know what’s goin’ on here?
NEGATIVE MAN: Not a clue, but man it is entertaining.
[Luigi looks back to Coco and Plague Knight, sighing slightly once more before pulling up his dungarees in an effort to look tough, marching over in a dramatic fashion. The camera cuts to focus in on the three of them as Luigi looks down to Coco.]
LUIGI: What seems to be the problem around here?
COCO: The problem is that this little twerp won’t stop squirming.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: I have rights, don’t you know!
[Luigi looks down to Plague Knight, a familiar look of annoyance being directed to the bird-masked man before looking back over to the sunglassed woman. The camera keeps cutting back and forth between Coco and Luigi while Plague Knight tries to break free off-screen.]
LUIGI: Let him go.
COCO: What?
LUIGI: Let him go, trust me.
COCO: I can’t he’s-
LUIGI: He’s gonna do nothing, not while I’m around.
[Coco looks to Luigi, scoffing slightly before the camera zooms out, she releases Plague Knight from her grip as he lightly grasps for air, taking advantage of this brief window, Coco speaks once more.]
COCO: Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
[As if on cue, Plague Knight tries to scurry like a rat, the camera following his movements once more, but before he can get the chance to escape even the living room, he is suddenly pulled to the ground by his shrunken legs. He falls onto the cold hard metal floor as the bangle and beak of his mask slams against the surface, the camera then pans around to show Luigi holding him by his feet before dragging him back inside, despite Plague Knight’s little kicks.]
LUIGI: Now, Coco. How did this happen?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: I could tell you the truth!
[The camera focuses on Coco as she runs her hand through her hair, her head faced towards Luigi just off-screen before she starts talking.]
COCO: I don’t know the whole scope; the Asian gamer girl’s upstairs and she was around when all of it really started. But, from what intel I could gather, he, she, that girl with the eyepatch and Vivian were playing some kinda game. To no-one’s surprise, the little creep lost, and to no-one’s surprise, he’s a sore loser.
[Everybody in the room, aside from Plague Knight, looks over to the masked midget, still squirming just a little as Coco continues speaking.]
COCO: He threw a little fit losing at Monopoly at whatever and everyone just kind of left him to his own devices. That was when me and Negative Man got inside the house.
[The camera cuts to reveal Negative Man now close to Luigi as he looks down to Plague Knight, while Coco keeps on talking.]
COCO: I kinda just made my way upstairs feeling tired after everything was all said and done, but I could hear someone creeping around the house.
NEGATIVE MAN: When I made my way inside Vivian was the only one in the living room and the two of us just had some small talk before suddenly the little plague doctor made his way into the room as well. I doubt he even realised we were here with how loud his little cackles are.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: It’s not my fault your voices are quiet!
[Plague Knight squawks up, causing the camera to pan over to him, resting slightly against the cold hard floor as he stares at his team-mates, or in his eyes, captors. Luigi goes to say something but Plague Knight beats him to the punch.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: If you must know, I was creating something that would help free us all from these accursed chains, I was doing everyone a favour, and with such petty ingredients as well!
[Plague Knight yanks at the bangle around his neck, the majority of the device hidden underneath his shroud as the thing green light pokes out and illuminates his mask. The camera cuts to a close-up to show this better, remaining static as Plague Knight continues to speak.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: It’s actually quite easy to make a potion that will blow everyone away, hee hee! All you need is a little trigger, some fuel, and a whole lot of random ingredients just to surprise you when you throw it on the ground!
LUIGI: Wait a sec, aren’t you meant to drink potions?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Not the kind I make you moustachioed fiend.
COCO: Why don’t you tell him what you brought with you, trying to make your little potion then?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Don’t rush me, harlot!
[Plague Knight’s mask snaps back into position after twisting it to Coco, the beak nearly scraping across her face before he begins to speak.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Some of that faux soil from when the sky was still sky and the grass was still grass, a random match from that old abandoned house you and those girls never found me in, a bunch of random chemicals taken from that garish bathroom that we have, and a little glass jar to let the concoction simmer in. I put everything together with absolute glee, the finest craft that only the finest potion deserved. And you know what I did with it…?
[Plague Knight’s voice takes on an almost childlike speech as he tries to lean in closer, the tip of his beak poking up against Luigi’s nose before his voice explodes in a fit of immature rage, flapping his arms to accentuate every furious word.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: YOU WRECKED MY GLORIOUS CREATION BEFORE I EVEN HAD THE CHANCE TO COMPLETE IT!!!
[Luigi tries his best to hold Plague Knight steady as he flaps around, Negative Man grabbing onto one his baggy ‘wings’ to keep him still.]
LUIGI: Relax, alright! Just calm down and don’t throw a fit. Next time try and make something useful and not random.
NEGATIVE MAN: He was trying to make a bomb.
LUIGI: Yeah, make something more effective than a bo-
[Luigi’s eyes shoot wide open, turning around to face Negative Man surprised at this sudden revelation.]
LUIGI: He was making a bomb all this time!?
NEGATIVE MAN: Why do you think I tried to stop him?
LUIGI: Dios mio, why were you making a bomb? Don’t ya know how dangerous that is?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Of course, if I didn’t I never would have made it! Now unhand me, I’ve made my peace!
[The camera cuts to show the TV now in the foreground while all of the others are to the background, suddenly a familiar buzzing hum comes onto the TV as Coco slowly looks at it, grabbing Luigi’s shoulder just slightly as she removes her sunglasses.]
COCO: Uh, guys?
[Slowly everyone turns to look at the TV, showing but familiar static before an all too familiar voice comes bursting out from the speakers, the camera slowly zooming out as its little speech begins.]
HOST: We advise you that you take a rest for now. It is your first night here and we do not want you to overexert yourselves in preparation for the challenge. As of now all of the doors available in the playing field shall remain locked, save of course those for your restrooms, bedrooms, and other such places around your house.
[As the camera zooms out we keep cutting away to show that the same message is being played in real-time to both the Red and Blue teams as well, showing the same static picture being watched by no-one. Well, Kuzan is still on the Red Team’s couch, but the lights are off and it's clear that he isn’t facing the TV directly.]
HOST: Sleep. It is important for your survival in both life and this show of course. But it is just a recommendation of course, some may find the beds uncomfortable, but it is better than crashing on the couch.
[The camera cuts once more, circling around to the Green Team’s living room as all of the players present in the previous scene watch on, just as the message starts to conclude.]
HOST: May a glorious day await you on the other side. We at the Static Serene, wish you a brief adieu.
[The TV slowly switches off as the room goes dead silent, focusing back on Luigi, Coco, and Negative Man, but one more important thing is off. While the others just stare at the screen, each trying to piece together the message in their minds, we notice that Luigi is no longer holding onto Plague Knight’s foot, and soon enough he realises it as well. A little tap can be heard from far away as Coco makes her way over, the camera following her before cutting to reveal Plague Knight in the now unlit hall.]
COCO: Hey, don’t think you’re getting away that easy!
[He scurries his way upstairs like a startled bird as she prepares to give chase, racing up the stairs and leaving the frame bare until Luigi and Negative Man step in front of the camera. The camera cuts to show their faces, the pale green light of the living room just behind them as shadows paint their regular faces. The moustachioed man turns to the bandaged one as he talks just above a whisper.]
LUIGI: Should we, uh-
NEGATIVE MAN: Leave her to it. I need some shuteye anyway.
[As he slinks his way over to the hall, he quickly disappears from the frame, and shortly after Luigi does as well before the camera quickly changes, showing a shot of the outside as not a single thing stirs, the sky looks relatively unchanged, almost peaceful now that everyone is meant to be sleeping as neon stripes race through its faux cosmic track.]
[Despite all of the houses looking virtually the same under this pale artificial light, the camera cuts to show the outside of the Red Team’s house, fading away to show that hours have since passed as the screen is tinted in a somewhat more muted black, while the shot itself remains fairly similar to the previous one.]
[Before long, we do hear something new, the sound of running water filling up something before quickly being shut off as the camera cuts to show a hand turning off the tap. The figure rests itself on the counter away from the sink, no special features or distinctions can be seen as their body is draped entirely in shadow, the only glimmer of recognisability being the red ring of light around their bangle. They take in a sip, seemingly staring off into nothing but the far wall as they remain silent, almost motionless.]
[The camera then cuts to focus in on a large cupboard just to the side, the shadowed figure remains largely in the background, pretty much merged with the shadows surrounding the unlit room as we hear the faint sound of something stomping against metal. The shadow notices this too as the ring turns just slightly before returning to its original position. Slowly, the slow thuds start once again, getting just a bit louder before the figure moves from its original position.]
[When we cut back, we focus in on the unlit entrance to the kitchen as two neon-red eyes appear in the middle of the frame, becoming illuminated within the dark mound that surrounds it; they’re Doll’s eyes. She takes a moment to look around, almost scanning the area before noticing a large cupboard just to her right side. She slowly turns to it, reaching up to open the cupboard without a word before the lights suddenly click on.
[Her eyes become wide now that she has been caught in the act, the camera suddenly cutting to reveal the mysterious person who turned on the lights: Nacho. His finger is still on a nearby switch just shy from the sink as he stares over at the robot, neither of them exchanging a word with each-other before Doll speaks up.]
DOLL: Why would that switch turn on the lights?
NACHO: Beats me. What are you doing up then?
DOLL: I was just… hungry.
[Doll’s eyes turn away from Nacho while the human looks on at her, even while she tries to scramble for an explanation.]
DOLL: So, I was looking for a little, what’s the word… ‘midnight snack’, in here!
NACHO: You do know that’s where the garbage is kept, right?
DOLL: …Yeah.
NACHO: What would a robot even eat, do you run on trash or something?
DOLL: N-No! It’s… it’s something even tastier than that.
NACHO: Okay, like what then?
[Doll slowly releases her hand away from the cupboard staring at Nacho as her eyes visibly emote a sense of awkwardness, remaining silent before the robot decides to turn the tables on him.]
DOLL: What are YOU doing up so late? Shouldn’t a human like you be asleep by now?
[The camera cuts to focus entirely on Nacho, scratching his face slightly as he stands up straight, clutching the glass of water in his hands before answering.]
NACHO: I don’t sleep that much, my body’s always used to just being randomly woken up and it’s been like this for a while. Haven’t had a wink yet and I’m not even tired.
[Nacho takes a sip of water as the camera cuts back to Doll, walking closer toeards the taller man as she thinks of something to say, clearly wanting to say something to him but unsure whether she could find the right words.]
DOLL: What’s it like, in your world?
[Nacho looks over to his side, looking down at the robot as her eyes blink in blips waiting for the human to answer before Nacho responds.]
NACHO: I don’t know. Same-y, I suppose. I mean, a lot of bad stuff has happened to the world in the past few years, but I think collectively we’re past the point of grieving by now.
DOLL: Did a tragedy occur?
NACHO: Lots, but it’s kinda complicated to talk about in just one night.
[Nacho pauses slightly before speaking once again.]
NACHO: So, how about you then, what’s life like as a robot?
[Doll’s eyes blink slightly in surprise as she comes up with an answer.]
DOLL: Well, dull, I guess. School’s a drag and I don’t really have many friends to keep me company, especially with all of the rumours going around about how I’m-
NACHO: You go to school?
[Doll looks up at Nacho, her eyes turning a little shade of range, a clear sign of annoyance to Nacho’s interruption which he only realises a moment after. Nonetheless, Doll continues to speak.]
DOLL: Yeah, we all go to school to try and learn how to do work properly, and… stuff.
[Nacho notices that Doll is trying to keep her words vague but chooses not to speak up about it. The two continue to stand in silence, just waiting for the other to speak and continue their small talk as the camera focuses on them. Before long however, Nacho breaks the silence.]
NACHO: Alright, fun talk. I don’t know what you can eat, but there’s probably some stuff nearby in case you get hungry.
[The camera cuts to show Nacho as he makes his way back to the sink, switching off the light switch and leaving the two of them in complete darkness once again, Nacho only being visible by the red ring of light emanating from his bangle.]
NACHO: Good night.
[As he walks across and swipes the screen we can still see Doll’s eye in the shadows as they look around, the sound of Nacho’s footsteps getting quieter and quieter as the camera zooms in to her. Now that she is left all alone, Doll thinks about what to do next, continuing to look around slightly but saying a single word or moving anything but her head.]
[The camera continues to rest on her before suddenly cutting away to the outside. We see that while the sky remains in the same design as always, the playing field itself seems lighter, as if morning has just come. The camera focuses in on the Green Team’s house specifically, tilting down just slightly before transitioning to show one of the bedrooms. Inside, there are four beds but only three are actually taken up by someone, those being Nakanaka, D.Va, and Luigi specifically.
[Luigi snores a bit loudly in his sleep as the camera pans around, revealing someone as they make their way away from everybody, the camera not picking up who it is in time before suddenly disappearing into the hall. Luckily though, the camera cuts back to show who this person is, revealed to be a tired Nami as she rubs her eyes, taking off her glasses before making her way over to the bathroom.]
[With a great yawn, she looks at herself in the mirror, the camera remaining static as she does so before cutting to focus in on the sink, the tap slowly roaring to life as the girl cups some water in her hands. We cut back to the previous mirror shot as Nami splashes the water over her face, reeling slightly from just how cold it is before she stares at herself. Her face remains expressionless but is clear that she didn’t get the greatest night’s sleep.]
[Before long, the camera cuts away to show the downstairs area of the house as Nami makes her way down, still letting out a little yawn before going down the hall, the camera following her every movement as she heads into the kitchen. Inside, she is all alone, not a single sound coming from anywhere as she slightly smiles. She takes a deep breath, feeling slightly relaxed as she stands just near a window.]
[Suddenly though, something bangs against the glass of the window, Nami’s head blocking out what it is exactly, but as she yelps and turns around she and the camera are able to get a better look, the camera itself switching focus to reveal a familiar face outside; N’s. He smiles slightly as he knocks against the glass with his hand.]
N: Hey! Sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you.
[His voice is muffled from outside as the camera cuts back to Nami looking strangely at the green-haired man just outside before the camera cuts back.]
N: Hey, can you let me in please? I’ve kinda been out here for a while.
[The camera cuts around back to the outside showing N hunched just near the window as he looks to Nami, the girl’s voice now turning muffled.]
NAMI: How long?
N: I don’t even remember, can you just open the door please?
[The camera quickly cuts back to the inside of the kitchen as Nami sighs slightly, moving a hand over to the door as the camera cuts to focus in on it. As her hand wraps around the metal handle, she twists it around as the lock rattles slightly. N has now made his way over to the door now, showing in the glass as he tries his best to fiddle with the handle.]
NAMI: It’s locked.
N: Okay great, do you have a key to unlock it?
[Nami notices something on the handle as N talks, the camera zooming in to reveal no key-hole underneath, just a simple smooth sheet of grey metal. As Nami looks over to N, ready to say something we can hear something softly buzzing in the distance, although Nami doesn’t seem to notice. Instead, we cut back to the Blue Team’s house as the living room TV turns on once more, Jimmy rests against the couch as he watches on, seeing some familiar static take up the TV as a distorted voice calls out.]
HOST: Good morning everyone, we trust you had a good night’s rest. While the sky outside may not have changed, it is indeed morning for you all. As such, all of the necessary doors will be unlocked and you are free to explore the playing field to your heart’s content.
[The camera cuts away to focus in on Jimmy as he stretches slightly, moving his neck from side to side as he scoots over to the other side of the couch, as he does he bumps up against Komasan, the white yo-kai sleeping peacefully on the couch like a small well behaved dog as he moves just slightly. All the while, the host continues to say their morning announcement.]
HOST: I suggest you take this chance to familiarise yourself with your other players, we feel that is best and the challenge shall come tomorrow. But, we do have a special announcement for certain players later on in the day, so we ask for you to stay tuned during the afternoon. For now though, we at the Static Serene, must bid you a brief adieu…
[The screen slowly powers off as we see Jimmy’s reflection in the glass, cutting away to show the boy himself as Komasan wakes up from his slumber, the small white yo-kai stretching his limbs out wide as his blue wisps seem to spark up, rubbing away some dust from his yellow eyes. Jimmy looks down on him but says nothing while the yo-kai turns to face him.]
KOMASAN: Oh, hi there!
JIMMY: Hey.
KOMASAN: D’Anything interestin’ happen while I was asleep.
JIMMY: Not really.
[As Jimmy gets up from the couch the camera rests on Komasan, remaining static as he climbs his way off the blue couch before the camera begins to track his movements. We see Jimmy make his way down the dimly-lit hall before opening the door, putting his hand into his blue blazer pocket. Komasan’s head takes up most of the frame as we look over his shoulder, reaching his hand out slightly as he hops his way over.]
KOMASAN: Hey, where are ya going?
JIMMY: Getting some breakfast, what does it look like I’m doing?
[As Jimmy makes his way outside, Komasan slowly begins to step out, bracing himself for some shining ray of light from the harsh morning sun, only to be met with nothing but the same sky as before he even went to sleep. Jimmy steps out into the playing field before the camera cuts to Komasan, inching just closer before the door rudely slams in his face, sending little shockwaves around the entire house.]
KOMASAN: H-Hey! No fair!
[The small yokai tries to hop up to the door handle, the camera focusing in on the object as his white paws reach up from the bottom of the frame, just grazing it slightly but never managing to get a full grip. The camera cuts to a close-up shot of Komasan as he sighs in frustration before moving back and sitting on some stairs. In the background we can hear someone yawn as a white gloved hand soon grabs Komasan’s head.]
[As Komasan looks up, the camera follows, tilting up to reveal Fayman as he yawns, his abdomen mostly resting on the stairs as his head and bangle float slightly above. With his other hand he wipes the gunk from his eyes before the camera quickly cuts to his perspective, just noticing his fellow team-mate as he slowly releases his hand.]
RAYMAN: Sorry, thought ya were an alarm clock.
[As Rayman repositions himself, Komasan watches on as he scratches his hair, the camera cutting to a close-up of the limbless hero as he in turn turns his head towards the small yo-kai.]
RAYMAN: Did I miss anything?
[The camera cuts between shots of Komasan and Rayman as they converse with one another, Komasan taking up the right lower side of the frame while he speaks while Rayman takes up the opposite corner.]
KOMASAN: I think all of the doors are unlocked now.
RAYMAN: Unlocked? Wait, they could be locked this whole time?
KOMASAN: Yeah, I guess.
RAYMAN: Okay, uh, was there like a package or something just on the door that I missed?
KOMASAN: I don’t think so. Why do ya ask?
RAYMAN: Well I uh…
[The shot now changes so both Rayman and Komasan are in the frame, taking up their previous corner as Rayman looks away, his eyes shifting slightly as he begins to rub his neck nervously before his head leans in closer to the middle of the frame, catching Komasan off guard slightly.]
RAYMAN: Don’t tell anyone but… I kinda spent some of our prize money last night.
KOMASAN: What?
RAYMAN: I know I know, we don’t have much to even spend, but I thought that with everything available there must have been something useful for cheap. So, I got us a little blindfold.
KOMASAN: A… A blindfold, really?
RAYMAN: Yeah, and only for 100 points! Quite the steal don’t you think?
KOMASAN: Not to be rude but why would you need a blindfold?
RAYMAN: Who knows? But it was available in that store so it must be kinda useful if they want us to have it.
KOMASAN: Now that you mention it, that man with the white hair wore a blindfold too, and when we went inside it did look pretty identical to his.
RAYMAN: Maybe they keep selling ‘em for good luck, it’d probably increase our chances of winning!
[The camera cuts out to a more zoomed-out shot as Rayman rests his hands against the stairs, Komasan looking up at him with his back to the camera.]
KOMASAN: Well, let’s just hope it arrives soon.
RAYMAN: Yeah. Y’know, in retrospect I kinda regret it now just because I had to watch that creepy leather guy swallow it up whole.
KOMASAN: Was it a boy?
RAYMAN: I don’t know, I just kinda assumed but they can be whatever they wanna be, they’re still gonna give me the creeps.
[Rayman shivers slightly as a high-pitched tone suddenly rings out from the entire house, causing Komasan and Rayman to jump slightly as the tone rings out in a simplistic melody. As Rayman and Komasan turn their heads upwards, trying to figure out just what it could be, we hear the sound of something thudding against metal, slowly catching their attention as the two of them face the camera.]
KOMASAN: Do ya reckon it could be a visitor just ringing the door?
RAYMAN: Maybe but…
KOMASAN: But what?
RAYMAN: I’m pretty sure the house didn’t have a doorbell last time I looked.
[The camera hard cuts to the dark blue door sealed in graffiti-d metal once more, something banging on it from outside, louder this time as their thuds grow more and more impatient, resting on the shot before quickly changing back to Rayman and Komasan on the stairs. Suddenly, a voice calls up from behind them as they make their way down the stairs.]
MIKU: I’ll get it.
[Miku lets out a tired yawn as she makes her way downstairs, her hair a slight mess as the camera follows her movements, the two boys slowly following her before she turns the wheel on the door, a loud click ringing through the hunk of painted metal before slowly revealing what was outside.]
[It’s revealed to be a diver, staring right back at Miku’s eyes from above with their own unblinking white peepers. It doesn’t say a single word, just standing on the porch with its gangly limbs and the sound of stretching leather before cutting back to Rayman and Miku, visibly unnerved by its sudden arrival. Komasan can be seen slightly at the bottom of the frame, presumably watching on before cutting back to the diver, unzipping its mouth and letting whatever air was inside come out, slowly tilting its head down, but its eye don’t move. They still remain fixated on the three of them, not moving a single centimetre away from its target while the rest of its pointed head looks ready to pierce the ground.]
[The camera cuts to show both the players and the diver as they take up the left and right sides of the frame respectively, neither of them not saying a thing for a while before Rayman slowly raises his hand up, ready to greet him with a cautious smile.]
RAYMAN: Heey, bud-
[Before Rayman can finish, the diver makes retching sounds as its eyes immediately dart down to the ground, Miku and Komasan moving back just slightly while Rayman gets ready to fight back. But the diver doesn’t fight back, it continues to make these noises as its spindly hands touch the ground like a cat trying to throw up a furball.]
[The camera suddenly cuts back as the noises continue before something falls down to the ground; a black blindfold. The noises stop as the camera tilts up in time with the diver’s head lifting back to its original position. Rayman goes up to pick up the blindfold, slowly realising just what it is before looking back to the diver as it zips its mouth shut once more.]
RAYMAN: Thanks…?
[Without another word, the diver slowly slips away as the camera pans around to focus back on the three players, Rayman clutching the blindfold in his hands, unsure of what to make of all of this as Miku looks at his closed fist, the two of them saying not a word to each-other before Rayman shivers and starts going back to his talkative self.]
RAYMAN: Remind me to never buy anything from the store again.
MIKU: Oh yeah, I was wondering why that blindfold looked so familiar!
[As Rayman opens up his fist, the scene transitions to later on in the day and back inside the red house, cutting to the lounge and more specifically the couch, Kuzan still lying on it sleeping. But as the camera slowly zooms in on him, he turns and seems to wake up, stretching his arms out as he yawns. He lifts up his goggles slightly before rubbing his eyes, looking around at his surroundings and finding nobody around.]
[He turns to look over to the clock as the camera zooms in revealing the time to both him and the audience, “10:57am.” With a quick glance he looks around for a moment before noticing a nearby window, peering out to it and seeing the same dark neon sky overhead, scoffing to himself.]
KUZAN: Doesn’t seem like morning to me.
[The camera cuts to a close-up shot of the lazy player as he forces himself away from the window, his wide imposing figure taking up most of the frame as he begins to silently walk out from the room, remaining static on his body as he takes more and more steps. However as he nears the doorway, the audience can see a familiar body of shadows tucked away in the background, hunched over with bright cyan whirlpools for eyes as they stare directly at Kuzan.]
DORMIN: You awaken.
[Kuzan slowly turns around as the camera cuts, unsure of what to make of the strange demonic figure as he tucks his hands into his pockets.]
KUZAN: Yeah. You been watching me sleep all this time?
[Dormin doesn’t respond, the camera cutting to a close-up of its eyes as they stare down Kuzan, slowly cutting back to him as he rests up against the wall.]
KUZAN: Kay… Hey, what even are you?
DORMIN: We are Dormin. We are the beginning and the end, the ones who take and the ones who give, whatever deal must be struck while the iron is hot we are here to provide our mighty fee.
KUZAN: So what, you’re some kind of shadow conman or something?
DORMIN: Anything but… We know all, including your very essence.
KUZAN: What’s that supposed to mean then?
[The camera cuts back once more to Dormin as they slowly crawl over to Kuzan, their hollowed voices echoing in riddles throughout the room as their shadow body takes up most of the frame, panning around until both they and Kuzan are in the same shot.]
DORMIN: All of your desires, your fears, wants, needs. All are stored in our remains. And we know just how to make these very dreams and nightmares take material form… Isn’t that right, Aokiji?
[At the mention of this name, Kuzan takes a step back, trying his best not to let his expression falter at the face of this strange being, but Dormin continues to stare right into Kuzan’s soul.]
DORMIN: The air we breathe gets frigid whenever you are around. How long will it take before your efforts turn to nothing but ice to be melted away by others?
[Kuzan says nothing, staring right back into Dormin with a new-found look of determination, the camera cutting back between the lazy man and the shadowy demon as they lock eyes with one another. The tension between them is palpable as silence rings out through the hall before eventually cutting away back to Kuzan as he turns around, trying to brush off Dormin’s stare as he makes his way down the hall without a single word. Dormin watches on as Kuzan makes his way over to the door, opening it without so much as a struggle, but before he steps outside Dormin’s many voices call out once more.]
DORMIN: Think deeply on who to trust on your tenure. We wouldn’t want your time to be cut short.
[Kuzan says nothing as he just scoffs, his back facing the camera as he doesn’t even try to look over to Dormin before slamming the door back shut. Suddenly, the scene transitions to inside of the cafeteria as the players each huddle around the bland, blank table, either eating a strange yellow mix of what appears to be scrambled eggs but is most likely anything but, or just random bits and bobs taken from the kitchen.]
[Like last time it seems all of the teams have conveniently divided themselves by their teams as the red team takes up the far left side, the green team the far right, and the blue team just takes up the middle. As the camera zooms in we can hear the sound of mumbled conversation and utensils banging against plates before quickly cutting to focus on the Green Team. Most of the team except for Plague Knight, Luigi are present as they each converse with one another.]
[Before long though, the camera quickly cuts to show the door to the kitchen opening once more, Luigi moving forward with just a bowl of standard cereal as he sits on the table, listening in to a conversation between Negative Man and Nakanaka.]
NAKANAKA: No, you don’t understand. They don’t just randomly activate, okay? They take precise moments and power to even pull off!
NEGATIVE MAN: I just wanna know what they even are, you’ve been dodging my question for a while.
NAKANAKA: I can do… Well, I can do whatever I am capable of!
NEGATIVE MAN: Good excuse.
LUIGI: What are you two talking about?
[Nakanaka and Negative Man turn to face Luigi as he starts to eat his breakfast, Nakanka slamming her fist down on the table as she tries to act a bit more dynamic.]
NAKANAKA: Well, when I said I knew what the next challenge was going to be, he immediately jumped on me demanding me to know what it is!
LUIGI: I mean, that’s fair, I’d love to hear what this ‘challenge’ would be.
NEGATIVE MAN: Yeah, but when she said that it ‘wasn’t for mortal ears’ I couldn’t help but find it a little bit suspicious.
NAKANAKA: My powers simply work in mysterious ways!
NEGATIVE MAN: If they even work at all.
NAKANAKA: Which they do! If I was just a boring teenage girl why would I ever even bother with doing anything? It is my duty to use my powers and achieve my truest potential, not only on this stupid show but back home too!
LUIGI: Okay, so what even are your powers?
[Nakanaka scoffs, crossing her arms as she smiles.]
NAKANAKA: Name just one and I have it.
NEGATIVE MAN: Creating a copy of yourself that can faze through walls and attack others.
[The camera pans around to focus in on Negative Man and Nakanaka as the girl falls noticeably silent before quickly speaking up, almost leaping from her seat.]
NAKANAKA: Yeah, I can definitely do that!
LUIGI: Well okay. Do it!
NEGATIVE MAN: Yeah, dazzle us.
[Nakanaka puts both of her hands onto the table as if ready to leap onto it and perform, but the girl slowly falls back to her seat as she rubs her forehead slightly, letting out a little frown.]
NAKANAKA: Well, I can’t do it right now. Your eyes will simply melt away at the sight of such a… thing like that!
NEGATIVE MAN: It’s fine, I’ve got sunglasses.
[Nakanaka glares at Negative Man for his little comment before he turns back to face Luigi ready to say something before the girl across the table to Luigi, interrupting them once more.]
NAKANAKA: He thinks he’s fine because his skin is already horrifically burnt up from seeing my powers at work!
NEGATIVE MAN: The first part true, second part, definitely not.
[Luigi looks over to Negative Man, now intrigued by the bandaged man once more as he nonchalantly laid his covered hands on the table. The camera cuts to focus in on Luigi as she scoots on the bench to face him more.]
LUIGI: Oh, I’m… so sorry to hear that.
NEGATIVE MAN: Eh, wasn’t your fault. Nobody could have predicted what would have happened with such an unstable experiment. And besides, I’m not even really burnt.
LUIGI: But, you’re all covered up in bandages! You must have something wrong with you.
[Luigi pauses slightly, only realising what he just said as Negative Man stares at him blankly.]
LUIGI: Sorry, I didn’t mean to say it like that, I mean.
NEGATIVE MAN: No, really it’s fine. Don’t sweat it. Besides, these bandages are for everybody’s safety, yours more than mine.
NAKANAKA: Oh really?
[The camera cuts to a new angle, showing Nakanaka as she scoots over too, staring up at Negative Man and trying her best to not let any hints of intrigue come up as if to prove she was better than the man literally covered head-to-toe in a full body cast.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Yeah, why would I say something ridiculous like that if it wasn’t true?
NAKANAKA: …Well, whatever, show me your face!
NEGATIVE MAN: How many times do I have to tell you, I can’t.
NAKANAKA: And why not?
NEGATIVE MAN: Because it will kill you.
LUIGI: Really? Ya got a face that’s a real ladykiller and we all die from heart attacks or something?
[Luigi chuckles slightly at his own joke as Negative Man lets out a little chuckle, the camera focusing solely on him for the next shot as he instantly composes himself.]
NEGATIVE MAN: No. Radiation poisoning.
[The camera quickly cuts back to Luigi and Nakanaka as they fall silent, the latter still having that fed-up frown on her face while Luigi has a little look of shock in his eyes, only worsening as the silence continues.]
LUIGI: Oh God, you’re actually serious…
[The camera cuts back to the previous angle of Negative Man as he pats his hands once against the table’s surface.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Yep. So I wouldn’t recommend trying to take a peek or something, it’s a horrible way to go.
[His voice is just a pinch melancholic at this last line before the camera zooms out, panning over to focus in on the blue team as Rayman, Reagan, Miku, Yukong and Ben are present. While Rayman and Miku talk to one another over seemingly nothing, everyone else does their own thing, Ben looking over to eavesdrop and wait to enter it naturally while Yukong is busy eating and Reagan sips at her coffee. The camera focuses on the two chatterboxes as Rayman has a smile on his face.]
RAYMAN: Oh, one time, I had to run through a cake desert while I had the body of a chicken, and all these skeletons and luchadors were chasing after me. That was certainly weird.
MIKU: Isn't a ‘luchadore’ some kind of food? Lucha’s Spanish for lunch, I think!
BEN: No, it’s like a Mexican wrestler or something.
[The two look over to Ben as he awkwardly interrupts their conversation, but Rayman quickly fires back in an effort to keep it back on its tracks.]
RAYMAN: Alright so wrestlers… got no idea what “Mexican” means though.
REAGAN: Of course you wouldn’t.
[The camera suddenly cuts over to Reagan as she leans slightly against the table, now engrossed in their little conversation as she sips on her piping hot mug of coffee, served in an actual mug this time and not just a glass waiting to shatter. Rayman looks over to her, a tad confused as he rests his hand against his chin.]
RAYMAN: And why would that be?
REAGAN: Because you’re from a different universe, where I’m from Mexico is a country, but I;m half expecting to be the only one here who even knows what it even is.
BEN: Oh, I know about Mexico too!
MIKU: So do I, my fans from there are some of my liveliest!
[Reagan looks surprised slightly to find Ben and Miku in the same boat as her, but she brushes it off, clearly using it as a jumping off point as she sets down her mug.]
REAGAN: You know, I’m wondering just what differences each universe has. We all have to come from somewhere that’s sort of unique. You, what’s your world like?
[She points to the left of the camera before it suddenly cuts to show better who its pointed to; Ben, looking a little bit frustrated at being talked down to.]
BEN: My name’s Ben.
REAGAN: Okay ‘Ben’, answer my question. What’s your world like?
[Ben looks down to the ground and crosses his arms, taking a little second to prepare himself before spitting the words out.]
BEN: Not… good, to put it nicely.
[At his cryptic words, the camera cuts back to Reagan as she cocks an eyebrow, focusing her attention as she tries to get Ben to cough up more juicy details as the camera follows her logic, immediately cutting back to the lanky teen as he tries his best to explain.]
BEN: I don’t know if the whole world is like this, but where I’m from, there’s like this ‘thing’ going around. I don’t know whether it’s a virus or a curse, but whatever it is, it’s real bad man.
[The camera cuts to show Ben’s side as Rayman and Miku move their heads to face Ben, now invested in his story as Ben scratches his wipsy-haired chin.]
BEN: Whenever you die, you turn into a walker.
MIKU: A ‘walker’?
REAGAN: Let me guess, ghosts?
BEN: Nah, they’re like… well, walkers. They rise up even after they’re killed and they can’t sleep or drink or think, they only chase after those alive and feast on their flesh. And, if you die… you turn into one…
REAGAN: Damnit, I knew I should have said zombies.
BEN: What’s a zombie?
[Reagan blinks slightly before brushing the thought away, waving her hand out slightly for Ben to continue.]
REAGAN: Never mind, go ahead.
[The camera cuts back to Ben as he tugs on the sleeves of his jacket, clearly remembering something as his eyes go a bit shifty.]
BEN: I was trapped inside of my school when the walkers started appearing. I wasn’t in the football team or anything like that but I tried to help put wherever I can. Walkers are kind of easy to deal with, you just have to hide and hope they don’t get you. But we soon realised, there were people still alive out there, and they were just as worse.
REAGAN: Was it like the zombie apocalypse or something?
BEN: Again, don’t know what that word means, but it definitely felt like the end od the world to me. I’ve only made it here today by pure luck. I’ve done some stupid stuff though, and I’m guessing my luck can’t last forever before I turn.
[The camera cuts away to focus in on the group as Ben finishes, a noticeable dour and melancholic atmosphere now present in the air as nobody tries to speak up, the camera cutting back to every person before settling on Reagan.]
REAGAN: Okay, Miku. What’s your world like then?
[The camera cuts to Miku, looking just a little surprised to be on the spot, but she nonetheless speaks with a little smile on her face.]
MIKU: Well, I suppose it’s relatively normal. No world-ending events or changes to anything I guess. Although I guess I can’t really say much given by how I’m an idol.
BEN: What’s that?
[Ben asks, turning around to face Miku, but instead of the girl replying, Rayman is the one to answer.]
RAYMAN: Like a singer, only with more pizzaz and starpower, y’know?
MIKU: Yes! Do you have idols such as myself in your world too?
RAYMAN: Oh yeah definitely. But, I don’t remember ever hearing about you. You mega-famous around the world?
[Miku nods as the camera cuts to focus in on Rayman, sighing slightly as he looks elsewhere.]
RAYMAN: But I remember hearing your name before, and at a con I saw someone try to dress exactly like you as well.
[This little comment catches Reagan’s eye in the background as she focuses her attention towards the limbless player.]
REAGAN: Exactly like her?
RAYMAN: Yeah, like down to the blue hair and the very same outfit. But, she definitely wasn’t you, your face is more uh… doll-like than real, if that makes sense.
[As Rayman scratches the back of his head, the camera cuts to focus on Reagan while Rayman and Miku take up the blurry centre stage in the foreground, the coffee addict speaking once more to them.]
REAGAN: Maybe that was just coincidence, or…
[Miku turns around intrigued as she looks over to Reagan.]
MIKU: Or what?
REAGAN: Maybe Miku doesn’t exist in your universe.
[The camera quickly cuts to Rayman, both him and Miku staring right over at the other side of the table as he speaks to Reagan.]
RAYMAN: I mean, no duh. She’s from an alternate universe.
REAGAN: Not what I meant. She, herself, doesn’t exist in that universe, but maybe she exists as something fictional?
MIKU: You’re losing me a little bit…
[Miku lets out a little polite chuckle before the camera cuts back to Reagan, her hands clasped together as we can see the cogs turning rapidly in her brain, her eyes darting around left and right before focusing solely on the blue-haired girl in front of her as she begins to ramble, the camera slowly zooming in on her.]
REAGAN: Not to get all existential, but maybe the universe where Miku is from is the only one where she has free thoughts and will, and not just some digital puppet to control. Or maybe that would be a kindness compared to meaning nothing and never existing at all. I mean, are we even real? Is God just looking down on us and watching our every move or is someone making all our actions for us, controlling our every thought, even movement, every word that comes out of our stinking lips.
[The camera quickly cuts to show a slightly unnerved Rayman and Miku as the former raises a hand out towards her mug of coffee, dragging it slightly out of reach before cutting to a new angle showing the table itself, Reagan taking up the left side of the frame and the table while Rayman and Miku take up the right.]
RAYMAN: Alright, maybe you need to lay off the coffee for a bit, eh?
REAGAN: It doesn’t matter what you try to do, it’s probably all just laid out for you. Your very actions dictated by some asshole’s script when all of the other guys who write do it way better than us.
MIKU: R-Reagan, I’m getting a little worried about you.
REAGAN: As you should be! I mean, who knows what’s coming next right, could be some kind grand-shattering revelation, one that could blow everyone’s socks off or just some quirky side character in life that has to show up just to make sure whoever’s reading our lives doesn’t get bor-
CAINE: Did someone say today’s special word?
[Caine’s voice rings out from around, interrupting Reagan as she becomes visibly annoyed, the strange ringmaster floating up above the table as he suddenly makes his grand appearance, mouth agape as if expecting some grand applause.]
REAGAN: Right on cue.
[Reagan’s whisper causes Caine to float directly towards her as the two lock eyes.]
REAGAN: What do you want?
CAINE: Why I wish nothing more than to give a smile and a wave, and a convenient little handshake for you, for using the WORD OF THE DAY…
[Caine raises his arms as his voice takes on a deeper boom than usual, swiftly returning back to its normal state as the camera cuts back to Reagan, slightly apprehensive at grabbing her team-mate’s hand.]
REAGAN: What’s the word then, ‘quirky?
CAINE: Not even close. It was actually existential….
[Caine’s pupils go wide as his voice takes on that deep boom once more, shaking his hand out before closing it in a fist, as if shaking it directly towards the tired Reagan before it morphs back into an open palm. With a sigh, sensing there’d be no end to this little show, Reagan put her hand towards Caine’s as he grabbed it, catching her off guard as his fingers clamped down like a tight vice, shaking her arm up and down in a rapid fashion before letting go.]
REAGAN: H-Hey! You didn’t have to be so rough!
CAINE: Neither did you with all of your talk about existentialism!
REAGAN: Do you even know what that word means?
[Caine lets out a light-hearted chuckle before floating close to Reagan’s side, butting her shoulder slightly as he looks to Rayman, Miku, and Ben just opposite.]
CAINE: No! Not in the slightest!
[His body begins to lift himself up just slightly as he continues to float, the camera quickly cutting back to Miku as she speaks up, her eyes moving upwards and following every little aerial bob Caine did.]
MIKU: Excuse me, Mr. Caine?
[The camera cuts to Caine as his eyes quickly dart around to focus on Miku, even if the rest of his body is angled slightly further away.]
CAINE: What is it?
[The camera cuts back to Miku as a little hopeful smile makes its way onto her face, Rayman now listening on as he wonders just what she has to say.]
MIKU: Well, do you mind if I ask what the universe you’re from is like?
[The camera cuts to an extreme close-up of Caine’s teeth, Miku getting absolutely no reaction whatsoever as the camera cuts back to her, the silence growing around the table more and more as Caine’s eyes slowly roll out from his teeth before dropping down like stones in water, bouncing off his bangle. He doesn’t react at first before he turns his body around, giving a loud exaggerated gasp as his hat falls to the ground.]
CAINE: Oh sweet lord, no! My hat has dropped to the ground!
[Miku and Rayman watch on confused as the camera cuts to show their reactions before cutting back to a wider shot than before, Reagan looking so very tired as Caine keeps up his little showmanship charade, still keeping that announcer-like voice and exaggerated movements with his hands.]
CAINE: How embarrassing! Wait one second while I fetch it!
[He whistles as he mimes going down some stairs, his body slowly sinking to the ground before he disappears from the table, the sound of his whistles briefly dying as Reagan looks to her side, seeing Caine all but gone. However, when her eyes dart down, she gets a little puzzled look on her face, moving slightly as she puts her hand away from view underneath the table.]
[As she does, the camera cuts back to Rayman as he wonders just what is going on, giving the same look of confusion towards Miku before cutting away to show Rayman’s disconnected shoe. At first it lays flat on the ground, but it slowly begins to shuffle to the left of the screen, the camera slowly following before Reagan’s hand comes into view, accidentally kicking it to reveal no trace of Caine, his hat, or his eyes.]
REAGAN: Ow!
[The camera cuts once more to Rayman as he leans forward, scratching his head.]
RAYMAN: Where in the hell could he be…?
[The camera slowly pans up once more before the scene transitions back to the Blue Team’s house once more, more specifically their couch which is entirely bare at the moment. However, something seems to be moving underneath it, poking and prodding from below the pillows as the camera rests entirely on the sight. Whatever is underneath is clearly making some kind of noise, but underneath the heavy cushions, it’s unclear just what they are saying.]
[Slowly a familiar gloved hand rises up from the cushions, attached to what appears to be an afm made from red skin as the person inside clicks their fingers and makes a distinctive ‘ah-ha!’ sound as if they finally stumbled upon some major revelation. After just a few more movements underneath, the figure slowly rises, or more accurately, floats from out of the cushions revealing it to be an eyeless and hatless Caine, clutching the hat tightly to his chest.]
CAINE: There you are! It’s been so long since we last met! 2 hours, 43 minutes, and 37.28 seconds. And counting, mister!
[Caine puts a fist to his hip like a disappointed parent before his eyes suddenly leap out from the hat, bashing into his open mouth before rolling in nicely as if his mouth is stuffed with an inviting invisible blanket. As he adjusts his hat he slowly sits down on the couch, meanwhile we hear the familiar sound of static buzz away on the TV.]
CAINE: Much better! Now we can watch our show, I hope they got my letter!
[The camera switches to a different angle, positioning itself from behind the couch as Caine watches on, the static blaring while the camera slowly tilts up before hard cutting to the static itself, watching as it blurs and pulsates in on itself, the sound of crackling static being all that we can hear before suddenly cutting to the outside where we can still hear the static, only now echoing across the entire playing field before we hear the distorted voice of the host boom and crackle, deafening the static.]
HOST: Hello once again. We have decided to use the special ‘playing field’ speakers in order to make sure all of the necessary participants here this announcement. You are not in danger, nor are you at risk of being eliminated, that all depends on your performance of the challenge tomorrow…
[We cut back to focus on the TV screen as the footage slowly morphs to reveal black lines slowly merging to become what appears to be a square, moving and popping just occasionally against the background of static while the host continues to speak.]
HOST: Now, it may not surprise you that there are indeed people watching over your performance. They are the show’s audience after all, if they weren’t watching there’d simply be no point. And some of these audience members are, what we shall call, “Sponsors”. Sponsors have, or should we say, had, the opportunity to pinch you all from your lives in order to play this game, and as such they have been given the privilege of contacting you through little messages.
[As the host continues to speak, the camera begins to slowly zoom out, showing more and more of the Blue Team’s living room while the message still plays, Caine watching on now with genuine interest, sitting still in the place we last saw him, his head slowly becoming more visible over time as the host continues.]
HOST: These messages could be anything from advice, to scorn, to even jokes. Consider it your link to the outside world, in a closed-off sort of way. Now, we only received 4 sponsor messages for 4 competitors so we’ll have to make today’s announcement quick. Firstly, is Caine’s message.
[The camera cuts to focus in on Caine, a smiling expression forming on his teeth as he leans in just a little closer, clearly captivated by what the message will be before cutting to a close-up of his eyes, reacting slightly to the words being said.]
HOST: “ Caine now that you’ve been accepted into the game show bring the showmanship. Make it an entertaining time for everyone there and watching. Go out and win the challenge to show what you can do and put on a good show while you’re at it. Let’s make it a spectacle to behold like no one’s ever seen before. ”
[Caine giggles to himself just slightly before we abruptly cut to the green team, showing a few members such as D.Va, N, and Nami watching on to the announcement. As the camera cuts to the TV we can briefly see that the black lines have been filled with an image of blue static, a PNG of Caine superimposed onto it before it glitches out and reveals the next player in green static: N.]
HOST: And now, for our next message to one Natural Harmonia Gropius.
[The two girls look over towards N as he tries to act casual, while the others just look surprised at his name.]
HOST: “ Lost Son, be wary of The Pirate, for he is an ice man and has completely mastery over his element, however if you are smart, you can use his weakness of being underwater to your advantage. ”
D.VA: Pirate, huh?
N: Wonder who that could be then.
NAMI: …Wait, so your name is literally Natu-?
[Before Nami could finish her sentence we cut away once more to focus on Ben, walking slowly around in seemingly no direction as he looks up at the sky above, watching all of the colours dance and float by peacefully. That is until he hears the booming voice of the host all around him, stopping in his tracks as they call out the next player.]
HOST: The next message is for Ben Paul.
[The camera cuts to an extreme close-up of Ben, his eyes darting around just slightly as the voice corners him like a wild animal, having no choice but to listen on to the brief message.]
HOST: “ Hello! If you got this letter, then congrats I’m your sponsor! I’ve been observing every move you did during your first hours in this place. I don’t know what to say so let me tell you this: Don’t be a dumbass. Don’t be act like a nervous wreck whenever there’s a stressful situation and do stupid things. Just stick it up and solve the problem. That way, you’ll last longer on this show. ”
[As the message concludes, we cut away now to the inside of the shop, where only two players are present; Millie and Sayori, first panning over to them from behind as Millie presses on the bell once, the two of them listening on before cutting back to show each of their faces. Millie looks slightly irritated as she bangs the bell repeatedly, rapping her black fingernails against the wooden counter as a loose bag spilling silver coins can be seen nearby. Sayori meanwhile listens on intently as the voice rattles outside, muffled but still clearly distinct.]
HOST: And now for our final message, for one Sayori.
[At the mention of her name, Sayori boots up slightly, gripping onto the bow around her neck as Millie looks over at her, continuing to ding the bell in a rapid manner, placing her hand against her cheek before she quits, the annoying rings eventually stopping as we hear the host’s voice clearly.]
HOST: “ Hello! This is a message from you sponsor! I’ve been watching you during you first time on the show, and your doing pretty well. I don’t know what to say due to nothing that important happening, so let me tell you this: Whenever you have the chance, please talk to your teammates. If you do that, then they’ll always have your back once the teams dissolve. And hey, if you’re feeling sad or depressed, you might as well talk about your problems to them! ”
[As the host speaks the camera quickly cuts to shots of Sayori as she looks around the dark, slightly neon room occasionally looking over to Millie as she fiddles with the coins on the counter. Once the message finishes however, we hear the host’s voice clearly as we momentarily cut to the outside of the store, standing like a hulking shadowy beast compared to the nearby sights – of which there are none really.]
HOST: That concludes the messages for now. Take every word that has been said with either pride or the finest of salt. Whatever way, let us remind you that your first challenge is tomorrow, and there will be no room for mistakes. Whichever team loses will also lose one of their own forever. All must congregate to the arena at midday for the challenge, we shall see you then. But for now, we must give a brief adieu…
[As the sound of static slowly grows softer and softer we quickly cut back to the inside of the store with a close-up of Sayori’s face, all the while a loud familiar dinging is heard in the background. As the girl turns around, the camera focuses on Millie as continues to ring the bell rapidly, visibly annoyed as she looks over the counter.]
MILLIE: C’mon! We got money, I wanna buy somethin’ already!
[She slams her fist against the table before climbing onto it, trying to make her way over before she falls onto her feet, seeing but nothing but shadow where the prizes are kept, a small low ding can be heard in the background as she looks to the blank wall. But that still doesn’t stop the imp, her hands pawing away at the wall as if searching for a trigger for some hidden entrance.]
MILLIE: C’mon, there’s gotta be somethin’ here…
[The camera cuts back to Sayori as she makes her way over, hearing the ding from up above her as she looks up. The camera slowly pans to reveal a dim sign etched onto grey metal like a shoddy licence plate, barely illuminated by neon light as said light pulsates with every low ding. The camera gets closer as the sign reads in red text, “COMPETITORS HAVE 6 HOURS AFTER THEIR CHALLENGE TO RECEIVE A PRIZE. ANY LATER AND THEY SHALL RECEIVE NOTHING.”]
[We cut to a new shot of Sayori as she watches Millie, still pawing away at the door as she mumbles to herself before Sayori interjects.]
SAYORI: Um, Millie.
MILLIE: Yeah?
SAYORI: There’s a sign up here.
[Sayori points up slightly with a little meek finger as Millie turns around, focusing her attention to read the sign as she goes silent for a moment, the imp’s eyes scanning vigorously before she clicks her fingers.]
MILLIE: Son of a…
[Millie lets out a sigh before rolling her body across the counter once again, catching Sayori off guard as she steps away, leaving Millie to recover on the floor before she slowly gets up, fixing her hair slightly as the camera focuses entirely on her.]
MILLIE: Well, that was fun. I was really lookin’ forward to getting that little blindfold.
SAYORI: Shouldn’t we have checked with the team first before bringing all of this money?
[The camera cuts away to focus on the two girls as Millie turns around, a confident smile on her lips as she steps close to the counter.]
MILLIE: Pssh, nah. You’ve seen what the team’s like now, right? No-one really knows what to do and who to lead, and everyone else is just smiling away hoping someone doesn’t stab ‘em in the back while they smile politely.
SAYORI: Oh. You really think that?
MILLIE: Eh, call it more of a hunch than anything. I mean, you seem pretty alright.
SAYORI: Oh, thank you!
MILLIE: Don’t mention it.
[The two stand in silence as Sayori’s eyes wander around the room, clearly wanting to say something but keeping it in while Millie continues to rest against the counter, rapping her fingers just slightly against the counter to pass the time before Sayori finally speaks up.]
SAYORI: Have you started to miss home yet?
[The camera cuts to focus on the imp, looking at Sayori with just a little bit of surprise before answering her question.]
MILLIE: A lil bit. You?
[The camera cuts away to show the opposite sight as Sayori looks over at Millie, playing with her hands just slightly as she looks the imp in the eye, her voice getting just a little bit more fragile as she speaks.]
SAYORI: Yeah. I think my parents must be worried sick about me. For me to just suddenly disappear… I bet they’ve phoned the police an awful lot by now.
MILLIE: They must yeah, can’t say I really have the same luxury where I’m from.
[Sayori’s eyes light up just lightly as the camera cuts to the opposite angle, the conversation continuing as Sayori leads her charge.]
SAYORI: Hey, if it isn’t too much trouble, mind if I ask where you’re from?
MILLIE: Ah, just Hell. Nuffin’ special.
SAYORI: Right… Wait, Hell? Like, t-the actual Hell?
MILLIE: H-E-Double hockey stick, doll.
[Sayori looks at Millie with an equal look of both surprise and confusion, a million questions racing through her mind as the camera focuses on the demonic woman, but for now Sayori just asks one for the moment.]
SAYORI: What did you do to deserve a place like that?
MILLIE: What do ya mean?
SAYORI: Well, in your past life…
[The camera cuts to focus on Millie as she tries her best to hold in a laugh before giggling to herself, smiling towards Sayori. Sayori is confused but as Millie recovers she tries her best to explain.]
MILLIE: You thought I was some human who died and got sent to hell? Didn’t ya? Man, that’s priceless.
SAYORI: Oh, so you weren’t…
MILLIE: Nope! I’m an imp, and imps can only be born, live, and breed in Hell. Not that I really complain. I bet you’re gonna ask whether I poke sinners with a pitchfork for my day-job next, right?
SAYORI: Well… I was thinking about it.
MILLIE: Well, sorry to say but you’re mistaken. I mean, my job is to kill people but I only do that as long as money’s involved.
SAYORI: So, you’re like a bounty hunter then?
MILLIE: Eh, more of a ‘contract assassin’, but sure let’s go with that.
SAYORI: I see. Does your family ever get worried about your job? I-If you do have a family, of course.
MILLIE: ‘Course I do sweetheart. Everyone’s got a family, in fact I actually work with my husband.
SAYORI: Oh, that must be exciting!
MILLIE: It is. It really is… I mean sometimes it isn’t great, but sometimes it’s fun! You should try it sometime!
SAYORI: Oh I… I don’t think I could bear taking a life…
MILLIE: You’ll get used to it.
[The two of them remain silent once more as Millie rests on the counter again, arms stretched out wide as she smiles to herself while Sayori still stands in the same awkward position, a little smile on her face as well. The silence is quickly broken by Millie as she turns to face Sayori.]
MILLIE: You’re alright, Sayori.
[Sayori turns to look at her, slightly surprised as she turns to face the imp, a smile slowly creeping its way onto the human girl’s face.]
SAYORI: Thank you! You’re okay as well.
[Millie giggles to herself as she turns her body around once more, that little grin on her face not faltering as the camera slowly begins to zoom out.]
MILLIE: Just okay?
SAYORI: I mean-
MILLIE: Relax, I’m just pullin’ your chain.
[We cut away from the two girls and transition to later on in the day, back in one of the Blue Team’s bedrooms as Yukong stands near a wardrobe, slowly opening it as if for the first time. Due to her framing we can’t see what’s inside exactly, but once we cut to a close-up of her face we see a curious and puzzled look on Yukong, staring inquisitively at what’s inside. She slowly puts her hand out, reaching slightly to the camera before disappearing from the frame, the sound of hangers and what sounds like jewellery banging against one another as she roots through it.]
[In the background we can see Noelle as she makes her way inside, her attention clearly towards Yukong as she makes her way over, the older woman not recognising her at first until the sound of Noelle’s shoes banging against the hard wooden floor catches her attention. She turns around just slightly as Noelle stops in place, putting on a cheery voice for the not-so-cheery girl.]
YUKONG: Oh hello! Noelle, right?
NOELLE: Yes. What are you doing exactly?
[The camera cuts away again, focusing on Yukong as her body still covers up the contents of this elusive, yet mundane looking wardrobe.]
YUKONG: Just looking at the wardrobe.
NOELLE: Yeah I can see that. But why? Your clothes are fine.
YUKONG: I know, but don’t you just find it a little weird?
NOELLE: At this point everything is weird. I just want to get things over with rather than questioning them, it’ll only just bring up more questions.
YUKONG: Well, I think this one takes the cake for me.
[Yukong walks closer to Noelle as what’s inside is slowly uncovered to us; it appears to be the contestant’s clothes; not just Yukong’s, but Noelle’s, Jimmy’s, and Ben’s. What’s even stranger is that they’re the exact same clothes all the contestants are wearing, right down to the fine stitches and fur on Yukong’s coat and the trinkets around Noelle’s too, as if it's a second skin to them.]
[Once we cut back we focus in on Yukong and Noelle as they look towards one another, being of equal height but while Yukong still has that little inquisitive look in her eyes, Noelle’s just has that same bored and frustrated glint in hers as her eyes wander over to the wardrobe just off-screen.]
NOELLE: I don’t mind, these clothes rather suit me I think, and if I’m forced to compete on some stupid show I might as well look my best.
YUKONG: You got that right. But I imagine it may get a little repetitive the longer we stay here.
NOELLE: Well, you can always be the first one eliminated if you’re itching to try on something new. The challenge is tomorrow so try and come up with ways to make yourself lose.
[Noelle pulls a little smile on her face as the camera cuts to a close-up of Yukong, ready to speak out.]
YUKONG: Noelle, we’re on the same team. If I lose, then you lose too.
NOELLE: You don’t think I know that?
[The shot quickly cuts away to focus now on the outside, more specifically on Gojo as he begins to make his way back inside the Red Team’s house, humming a little tune to himself as the camera switches to inside, casually strolling in as he stretches slightly. In the background we can hear the sound of the host once again, giving a little night-time message, but the camera continues to focus on Gojo as he makes his way inside the kitchen, tracking his movements in a single moving shot as he gets a cup of water. As he rests against the counter and sips on it, the camera slowly zooms in on his confident face, meanwhile in the background we can hear the host’s voice clearly now.]
HOST: We shall only say this one. Failing the challenge will result in grave consequences which you may not recover from. You may get a grand prize, or you will get nothing – those are your two outcomes on this show and the latter is much more plausible. But, until tomorrow we shall see just who bites the bullet. For now, we must give you all a brief adieu.
[As the camera rests on Gojo’s face it suddenly cuts away to the next day, the shot similar to the one just before it as Gojo now sits in the sterile cafeteria, sipping from a mug this time and not a simple glass while in the background we can hear the close chatter of his teammates and the distant ramblings of the other teams, all trying to think about what the challenge could be as the camera slowly zooms out.]
ASHLEY: I mean, it’s gotta be something easy. They can’t expect us to work hard for the first challenge.
DORMIN: We predict they’ll do the opposite, weed out the weak among the strong.
KUZAN: If that’s the case then I’ll win.
JOHN: We’re all on the same team, so let’s just hope whatever it is is something we can manage.
SAYORI: Like what?
GOJO: Balance beam.
[As Gojo suddenly speaks, the camera cuts away as most of the players look over to him, surprised by him suddenly speaking out and waiting for an explanation before cutting back to the same close-up of Gojo once again.]
GOJO: What?
DOLL: What do you mean by balance beam?
GOJO: What’s there to explain? All three teams are supposed to be on a balance beam and knock everyone over, whichever team has the most people standing after all the other teams have crashed wins. It’s a pretty simple first game, and a perfect test of endurance and teamwork.
[Silence once again, as some players raise an eye to Gojo’s explanation, John leaning forward just slightly as he speaks out.]
JOHN: How are you so sure?
GOJO: I’m not, but that’s always what people do for an ‘easy’ challenge.
DOLL: Since when?
GOJO: Since like, 14 years ago I think?
[As the Red Team converses with one another we slowly zoom out before moving down to the underside of the table, where everyone’s legs rest we see a large brass horn right in the middle of the frame, seemingly held on by someone as the camera slowly pans to the left, revealing more and more of the pipe. Before long it’s revealed just who is holding onto it as a familiar white gloved and red sleeved hand grips onto the instrument, the pipe firmly in Caine’s mouth as he appears to be eavesdropping. Or just preparing to blow everyone’s eardrums out, but it’s probably the latter.]
[The camera cuts back to the table, focusing now on the Blue Team as everyone eats peacefully, one person mirroring the other in positions across the table with not a single sound coming from their lips, save the occasional chew and scrape of a knife against a sterile plate. That is all broken however when Caine erupts from the table, disrupting the otherwise peaceful scene with his chipper voice.]
CAINE: I knew it! I knew that was what the challenge was! How could I have been so blind?
[Some of the players appear startled as they look over to Caine, but since he was the closest to the creative carny, Komasan speaks out, his head and wisps poking out just slightly from the table to appear in the shot.]
KOMASAN: What is it?
CAINE: The next challenge is going to be something brain-melting, heart-twisting, stomach-churning, downright horrible for everybody!
KOMASAN: Well don’t leave us in suspense, what is it?
CAINE: We’re competing in…
[Caine moved his head close to Komasan, the two players butting into one another as his gloved hand viscously grab onto Komasan’s cheeks, his eyes staring right into the yokai’s very essence as the camera cuts to his teeth, whispering in a deep voice.]
CAINE: … an Object Show.
[The camera quickly cuts away from the previous shot as some other members of the Blue Team look on, wondering just what Caine was talking about.]
JIMMY: The hell’s that?
[Caine snaps his head to face the young hooligan as he floats up, clutching his hat.]
CAINE: Why they’re only the most tantalising, heart-pounding, spine tingling shows known to man! Celestial gods bring life to mere objects, give them man-made limbs and minds to walk and talk, and they compete in flights of fancy in a dog-eat-dog environment where whoever the weakest link is kicked out by their creators and legions of followers!
JIMMY: So… kinda like what we’re in now?
CAINE: Exactly what we’re in now!
[The camera pans over to Reagan, a little frustrated look across her face as she stares at Caine, waiting for the manic man to finish before just speaking her mind without care.]
REAGAN: Okay, but they’re not real.
CAINE: Did your ears nor hear what I just said? They are absolutely real!
REAGAN: No, they’re fictional. I watch a bunch and nobody has the kind of power to just give stuff like a pencil or a match a tiny brain and arms and legs. It’s all made up by teens who have free time after school.
CAINE: Fine. But don’t I say I didn’t warn you… When it comes time for the first challenge, you may receive a pat on the back, pushing you to your doom.
[Despite Caine’s sinister warning, his voice remains as cheery as it always will be, slowly floating down before cutting away further back, showing Luigi eavesdropping into their conversation.]
LUIGI: Aw dang it!
[He says defeatedly, revealing in his hands to hold the wrench he had brought a day or two ago, weighing it dejectedly in his hands as D.Va looks to him, eating away at some kind of weird makeshift cereal – clearly the sign of a diver’s cooking.]
D.VA: Don’t beat yourself up, pretty sure they all got it wrong either way.
LUIGI: You think so?
D.VA: Trust me, if they had trouble finding a host or whatever for this challenge, then they must have come up with it last-minute, right? There’s no way it could just leak out like that.
LUIGI: Oh, so you’re saying this might come in handy?
[Luigi says, holding out the little wrench to further try and inspire hope as a little smile worms its way onto his face.]
D.VA: Here’s hoping!
NAKANAKA: You won’t need it.
[As Nakanaka’s voice calls out to Luigi, the camera slowly zooms out, revealing the girl sat right next to him all this time as he looks towards her.]
LUIGI: Let me guess, your powers told you so.
NAKANAKA: No, common sense. Why would they sell you something if it gives you an advantage over the other players before the challenge even commences?
LUIGI: Oh. Well, when you put it like that-
NAKANAKA: I mean, even me with my accurate true eye could see that!
[The girl points to the lone uncovered orange eye, revealing a little excited flare within before we cut away to later on in the day, and back at the Green Team’s house, more specifically to the dank living room where we focus in the TV flickering on and on with an unchanging sea of static displaying, all the while we hear a small tapping sound. The camera slowly zooms out to reveal Plague Knight as he lazily lays on the tacky green couch, not even bothering to sit up straight as he endlessly clicks at the remote.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: C’mon! I don’t want to see any of this crap!
[His annoyed tone and now frequent tapping on the keys highlight just how annoyed he’s becoming, but as the camera cuts to focus on the TV it displays only one thing; pure, unending static. We cut back to Plague Knight as he yells in anger, violently throwing the remote as the camera rapidly cuts to the door, showing Vivian as she enters. However, before she could get the chance to step inside, she immediately ducks down, barely missing the hunk of plastic as it slams against the metal floor below.]
[She looks over to the now broken remote before staring right at Plague Knight, looking small even as he spreads his entire cloaked body over the couch, his mask unmoving but his eyes definitely staring at the shadowy girl underneath the dark voids, squawking rudely towards Vivian.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: What?
VIVIAN: I just wanted to say hi…
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Well, hello and salutations. Now, please do me a favour and get out of my sight, thank you.
[Vivian does nor comply, in fact she does the opposite, floating over to the small errant arsonist as her vibrant shadow stretches out to the floor below.]
VIVIAN: I just wanted to ask something of you, if that’s alright.
[Plague Knight sighs before putting out his hand, rolling it in an almost regal manner as the camera cuts to focus in on Vivian, still clinging on to a little smile even as she’s squawked at.]
VIVIAN: Well. Can you promise not to make any bombs again? It just scares everyone, you know?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Of course they’ll scare you. My potions are not toys.
VIVIAN: You’re making them like they are-
PLAGUE KNIGHT: They are pure artistry encased in an elixir bottle befitting of the gods! Ceasing production would just be utter madness! Why, it’s like telling me, “Plague Knight, my glorious hero who is definitely smarter than I’ll ever be, can you stop breathing for our dear old safety?” And I’d say-
VIVIAN: O-Okay, I get the picture, just… During breakfast, a few of us just thought it might get us disqualified from the challenge.
[The camera cuts to focus in on Plague Knight, his expression hidden and unmoving underneath that bird mask of his as he pretends to listen.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: So?
VIVIAN: Well, I imagine that if we get disqualified, we might get automatically put up for elimination. And we don’t really want that.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: You keep mentioning ‘we’. But all I’m hearing is ‘you’, ‘you’, ‘you’. So, quite kindly, let me just do my own thing and nobody will have a hair on their little head touched okay? Okay.
[Despite Plague Knight’s incessant attitude, Vivian doesn’t speak up or raise her voice, rubbing her arm just slowly in an aid to comfort her as the two lock their hidden eyes with one another in silence, looking deeply within and trying to figure out just what the other was planning. Before long however, their silence is interrupted as the comforting hum of static is quickly replaced by a familiar distorted voice, both players turning their heads over in frightened surprise.]
HOST: Attention all players. The time has come for your first challenge. Please convene at the playing field immediately so we can commence. And to any who feel like skipping out or not attending, we will make you arrive. See you soon…
[As the message ends we cut to the Red Team’s living room as Ashley and Kuzan sit on the couch, this time however Kuzan is standing up straight as Ashley lays on her back, taking up most of the couch’s free space as she yawns and stretches her arms, looking towards the mountain of a man with a mischievous smile curling against her lips.]
ASHLEY: So big guy, you gonna go and do this thing or what?
KUZAN: The answer’s pretty obvious isn’t it?
ASHLEY: Yeah I guess, but…
KUZAN: You wanna say something, just go ahead and say it.
ASHLEY: I kinda don’t feel like it.
[We cut to a close-up of Kuzan as he turns his head over to Ashley, the latter staring deeply into his eyes as she stretches out her body on the couch, that same smile on her face.]
KUZAN: You did hear what that guy said, right?
ASHLEY: Course I did, I’m not deaf. But you really wanna follow through with someone you’ve never even met before?
[Ashley throws her hand through her hair as she giggles slightly, resting her back against the arm of the red leather couch before throwing her arms right behind her head in an effort to relax.]
ASHLEY: Here’s a little idea. What if the true challenge is to not even go to the playing field?
KUZAN: Like reverse psychology or something?
ASHLEY: Oh, definitely not.
[Ashley obviously lies but hides it through her little smirk as their collars flash for a brief split second, but Ashley blinks and misses it.]
ASHLEY: How about the two of us get better acquainted, huh? Just you, and me, on the couch…
[The shot changes to a close-up of Kuzan, still as stone-faced as he ever was as he just stares towards Ashley, the red ring of light around his bangle blinking once more, only this time in a more noticeable manner, clearly picking up on the camera as two blinks go off before cutting to Ashley. We see that her bangle is following the same pattern, but she doesn’t notice at all.]
ASHLEY: As long as you promise to wash my back, I won’t stab yours, alright?
[Ashley gets no response from the mountain of a man, her smile now replaced with a little frustrated frown as she sits normally on the couch, the red ring blinking faster and faster as Kuzan’s eyes watch behind his dark goggles.]
ASHLEY: What’s the matter?
KUZAN: The ring.
ASHLEY: The what?
KUZAN: Your ring, it’s going on and off, and fast.
[Kuzan motions to his neck and his bangle as the shot quickly changes to focus in on the two of them, Ashley taking up the left side of the frame while Kuzan dominates the right. Ashley grabs at the bangle gently before noticing Kuzan’s predicament as well.]
ASHLEY: What the hell? Yours is like that too!
[Ashley turns her body around just slightly, facing the camera as she looks to the TV, unintentionally staring right into the camera as both hands wrap around the metal bangle.]
ASHLEY: The hell is it supposed to me-
[Just before Ashley can finish, the two of them suddenly disappear a single frame later, here one moment but gone the next as silence fills the empty room around them, the only sound we hear coming from the TV and the buzz of static.]
[When we cut away, the camera follows Ashley as she suddenly appears, or rather falls, down onto the hard ground outside, groaning as she makes an impact without any time to brace herself. As she lets out a groan and looks down, the camera cuts to reveal she’s on a large sheet of metal, like something was covering up the ground below, while everything else was the same dull grey pavement she had expected to see by now.]
ASHLEY: The hell?
[She looks around as we see Kuzan slowly rise up to his feet, seemingly unharmed and uncaring before switching to Ashley’s perspective, her eyes staring up at the robotic host, now standing up to its feet as the screen blares static for the umpteenth time. The girl slowly rises up to her knees as we switch away from her perspective, showing a slightly overhead shot of the host as he slowly watches the teams all form together and crowd around, some talking to one another, some looking directly at the strange makeshift metal floor, and some staring right at the host themselves.]
[Before long, Kuzan makes his way over to the Red Team as Ashley slowly follows, zooming in as she stands next to John, who is eager to strike a conversation, even if Ashley does his best to ignore him.]
JOHN: How did you get here so fast? I bet your legs must be aching by now. Let’s just hope we don’t have to run a marathon for our first challenge, eh?
[He lets out a groan of a chuckle as he puts his elbow against Ashley, causing her to move away from the tattered leader before we focus in on the host, showing a close-up of their TV screen blaring static for a few moments before switching on a dim to the familiar, yet still unnerving silhouette. Before long, all goes silent and the host’s distorted voice echoes out once more across the playing field.]
HOST: Good afternoon everyone. As of now, 27 of you are present, but very soon only 26 shall remain. The fate of those lucky players rests entirely on you and your team-mates hands, as you are about to enter your very first challenge.
JIMMY: Wasn’t our first challenge waiting around to see whether people liked us or not?
[Despite Jimmy’s interruption, the host continues speaking either not bothering to answer the question or just too engrossed in giving yet another monologue.]
HOST: Now, I am sure you are all itching to find out just what your first challenge will be, but before I can do that, I must first introduce you to the idea of ‘hosts’.
GOJO: “Hosts” Like, plural?
HOST: Indeed. For each challenge we have brought in a special host to help guide you through it, all members of the Static Serene themselves, and to be safe ones plucked from universes that you are not from.
NAMI: Can you just spit it out already?
[The camera quickly changes to more wide shot, taken in from the crowd as the host stands in the middle, their screen changing once again to static – but this time the grey fuzzy haze isn’t moving, it’s remaining, pun intended, static, as the body motions itself to face Nami.]
HOST: As you wish…
[The host tilts the head to the ground as the sky around the players suddenly changes to harsh static once again, the bright comforting light from before being replaced by harsh shadows and vibrant whites as the camera cuts around to show each player’s reaction. Before long, we hear the sound of something humming, increasing in frequency as time goes on before the players observe the host. Their screen is displaying harsh static once more as white light streams from it, and out of the glass screen there appears to be something reaching out, almost grasping for something inside the TV yet being forced out all the same. It appears to be a body.]
[Before long, whatever was trying to poke through finally makes its way out, sinking down to the cold metal floor like a heavy stone to a pond. And out of it falls a man, slightly short in stature and with wild greying hair all along his face and hair, minus a shimmering bald scalp, looking to be much older than all of the players. He is seemingly dressed in a professional pure white lab-coat with a red tie and black sweater underneath, a golden belt with a cartoonish skull emblem being carved on. The most curious thing about him however, is what’s around his neck. He’s wearing a bangle, but instead of red, blue, or green, the light around him is white.]
[As he rubs his head and recovers from his fall to the ground, the sky above quickly changes back to the cool, calm neon landscape it once was as if nothing was off. The old man quickly gets back up to his feet before looking around, captivated by the sights around him before scoffing.]
OLD MAN: I think a dome this size is a bit overkill, you should really invest in castles next time something like this happens.
[All the players just look on in confusion, wondering just who this guy was and how exactly he managed to emerge from the screen like a cartoon character leaping out from its 4:3 prison. The players’ questions are soon answered however by the host as the camera zooms in to focus on the old man.]
HOST: Please welcome our very first guest host. One Dr. Albert Wily.
WILY: It’s Professor Dr. Albert Wily!! Get it right!
HOST: …Dr. Wily has kindly graced you with his presence as we believe you may need his insight and expertise for the challenge.
COCO: That being?
[Suddenly, the ground beneath the players starts to shake as the camera focuses in on them for a moment, slightly shaking before cutting back to the Host and Wily. The professor looks around in confusion before being yanked by his white collar away from the metal square by the host. As both exit the frame, the camera slowly pans down but tilts up to reveal that the metal floor has now opened up, revealing a large rectangular crater in the middle, completely devoid of light. But as the camera focuses in on this sight, we hear the noise of something rising, like a platform being raised, and over time this noise becomes more prominent and something begins to emerge.]
[What rises to the surface is a small makeshift arena, strong hardened glass surrounding the metal interior as sawblades and hammers line up around the interior of the rectangular ring. The outside has been sectioned off and painted in four colours; red, blue, green, and white to be specific while strange incomplete machines are all huddled together around the white area, various weapons and wheels dotted around with scrap armour.]
[The players look over at the sight, talking amongst themselves before the host steps forward, leaving Wily in their dust before the camera cuts to where they stand; the white area, the robotic body standing just in front of the incomplete robots.]
HOST: Your first challenge is to compete against one-another in a fight to the death.
MIKU: W-What!?
HOST: Let me rephrase that better.
[The host steps slightly to the right side of the frame as the camera zooms in, showing all of the robotic pieces on the floor, like incomplete ciphers just waiting to be solved.]
HOST: What we have here are robots and an assortment of tools, ranging from chassis to wheels to weapons. Your goal is to construct a working robot from the pieces provided and put it into the ring where you will fight the other team’s machines. If you are unable to move your robot for 10 seconds, then you are out of the challenge, whichever team’s robot is left standing will have the pleasure of being deemed the victor.
[The camera suddenly cuts over to focus in on the crowd of players, staring intently at the pieces in front of them.]
HOST: And of course, whichever team loses first will have the displeasure of being up for elimination, and we don’t think we need to explain just what that entails.
[As the camera pans around to the left, it eventually shifts focus to Dr. Wily, fiddling with the bangle around his neck out of boredom as the camera rests on him, but before long the host calls him out as he stands to attention.]
HOST: If you need assistance, Dr. Wily here has experience in robotics, but each team may only call on him once for one minute only. He’ll be sure to answer any questions you may have, correct Albert?
WILY: Yeah, sure, whatever.
[The camera suddenly shifts back to a close-up of the TV screen, shifting from static to a plain black background, the number ‘60’ displayed in a bright green colour as the host starts to wrap things up.]
HOST: You have one hour to complete your robot. May luck be on your side…
[The robot quickly snaps its fingers once more as the display quickly changes from 60 to 59 in an instant. We cut back to the players as a few scramble over to the parts, trying their best to grab the best parts available before we cut back to Luigi, looking over to Nakanaka with a little smug smile on his face.]
LUIGI: See?
[He lifts up his hat and pulls out the heavy metal wrench from inside, smugly displaying it.]
LUIGI: Told ya it’d be useful!
[Nakanaka doesn’t say a word, the same unamused expression on her face as always as she darts over and joins the others, leaving Luigi behind to slowly follow. When we cut back to focus on the players, we see hands reaching out for seemingly everything they could grab, a mad frenzied dash as some people try to carry tools and parts over to their side. We focus in on Luigi in particular, hiding the wrench under his hat so people don’t grab at it, as he tries to take a wheel in his hand, surprised at just how heavy it is.]
[With a wheel in hand, he makes his way over to the green section of the outside arena, where Negative Man and D.Va currently stand, a strong chassis already laying down on the ground as Luigi flings the tires down, slightly out of breath.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Okay, how are we going to do this then?
LUIGI: Well, does anyone have any sorta experience building robots?
D.VA: I can pilot them, just not build them. And besides, shouldn’t we be asking that to you considering you’re carrying that wrench with you?
LUIGI: I’m just a plumber, I’m not a mechanic.
NEGATIVE MAN: Well, this is going great.
[The camera cuts away to the Red Team as Gojo makes a mad dash towards the red section, dumping a boatload of tools within his grasp before speeding off to the right of the frame to grab more. Before he re-emerges we see Doll slowly enter the frame, looking at the bits and pieces as she crouches down. We cut to a close-up of Doll’s face as she looks through the parts, before cutting away to show her delicate grabs towards the metal, as if they were extremely rare and not just some pieces to be quickly destroyed.]
[Before long, more parts come crashing down, almost crushing Doll’s hand beneath the debris as she immediately yanks away, showing Dormin as the mound of shadows stares directly over at the mechanical team-mate.]
DOLL: What?
[Dormin says nothing, only continuing to stare some more before their body crouches down and their head tilts to face the pile of scrap, Gojo returning once more to dump some more bots. However, before he leaves once again, he turns his head slightly to Doll, thinking for a moment before that charismatic smile of his returns.]
GOJO: Hey, you’re a robot right?
[We cut to a reaction shot of Doll, wondering whether to answer the blindfolded man’s obvious question as she sighs.]
DOLL: Yeah.
GOJO: Alright, I guess you’re in charge of building it then.
DOLL: Wait, what?!
GOJO: Don’t look at me, it’s not my fault I’m made out of skin and bones!
[Gojo suddenly rushes away to grab more supplies as Doll looks down to the pile, grumbling to herself.]
DOLL: Good for nothing humans, always making us do everything. I’m gonna cut him and ask one of the others to stitch him back up-
DORMIN: There’s no point in holding it all in.
[Taken aback by Dormin suddenly talking, Doll’s eyes go red for the faintest of flickers before slowly lifting up her head, the robot and the mound of shadows staring at one another before Dormin’s ethereal voice speaks out once more.]
DORMIN: If that is your wish then so be it.
DOLL: What are you talking about?
DORMIN: Your kind hasn’t been treated kindly, has it not? And you know exactly who is to blame.
DOLL: You’re…
DORMIN: Silence for now.
[As soon as Dormin finishes, Gojo drops his final amount of supplies down to the ground as a fee players like Sayori and Ashley try to make their way closer, the frame still resting on Dormin to its left and Doll to its right.]
DORMIN: We shall discuss this sooner.
[Dormin slowly disappears before the camera hard cuts to focus in on the blue team, Rayman carrying a whole mountain of scrap metal in his hands as he struggles to make his way over to his team’s space. As he walks however, Reagan slowly moves in to stop him, putting a little hand on his shoulder before cutting to an over-the-shoulder shot of both of them, everybody else in the team all huddled around a mountain of parts just in the background.]
REAGAN: I think we have enough, any more and it’d be overkill.
RAYMAN: Alrighty!
[Rayman closes his eyes and drops it all to the ground with a loud crash, accidentally letting it land on his foot as his eyes go white from pain and he screams out loud. Reagan moves away as he tries to recover, looking over to the pile and crouching down to fish out certain parts as she speaks in a loud and clear voice.]
REAGAN: Okay, we’re gonna need something which can’t get us flipped over, or wheels on both the top and bottom. Then the weapon… a spinner might be too much to get done in just an hour, not to mention the design, you don’t want it to be just a big ugly block, and then-
BEN: You seem to know what you’re doing.
[As Ben speaks up, the camera slowly tilts up as Reagan gets to her feet and looks at him.]
REAGAN: Not everything. We gotta figure out who’s gonna drive this thing and what it’ll even do.
[Ben looks around before taking a step back.]
BEN: Okay, have fun with that then.
[He gives a little fake smile even though it's clear that he just doesn’t want to get chosen for anything, the camera cutting back to Reagan as she has that annoyed look on her face once more. Before long, she fishes out the controller for the robot – it appears to be the standard RC that you’d find on some children’s toy, but Reagan looks over it like it’s a Rubik’s Cube of untapped potential.]
REAGAN: Does anyone have any experience with machines, or controlling machines?
[The camera circles and pans around Reagan as she speaks, holding the controller up in the air before the camera rests, one team-mate raising their hand and stepping forward.]
YUKONG: I do!
[It’s revealed to be Yukong, graciously stepping forward to inspect the controller in the girl’s hands before scoffing slightly.]
YUKONG: I have to say, they could have made this more of a challenge. It’s like it’s for a children’s toy.
REAGAN: Pretty sure it was. Well whatever, we have our driver, now does have like an idea for shape or width or-
CAINE: Aren’t you forgetting one important detail?
[ Caine floats his way into the frame, his eyes and mouth agape as he looks over to Reagan, expecting some kind of answer before just interrupting her as the camera cuts back to focus on him. He appears to be pulling something from out of his scarlet coat before presenting it proudly; a giant saw blade.
CAINE: Weapons!
[His excited voice and strange items catch everyone by surprise, especially Noelle as Caine is floating right above her.]
NOELLE: W-Where did you get that from?
CAINE: Never mind that, think about who it could be used to slice into!
RAYMAN: You mean what it could be sliced into, right?
CAINE: Well yes that too.
[As Caine marvels at the jagged piece of metal he slowly drops it down to the floor below as it bounces and rattles against the hard pavement, some players like Ben and Noelle moving even though they aren’t even close to the thing, meanwhile Caine’s fingers hold his bottom jaw, trying to strike a ‘thinking pose’.]
CAINE: Hmm, but what weapons can we use?
JIMMY: There can’t be that many to choose from.
CAINE: You’re right, there’s only the-
[Caine’s pupils suddenly dilate as his body remains static in the air, his voice now speaking in rapid-fire as his teeth barely moves.]
CAINE: Flipping weapons, Rear-hinged flippers, Front-hinged flippers, Lifting weapons, Lifters, Lifting scoops, Conveyor belts, Heavy rotating weapons, Bar spinners, Horizontal flywheels • Vertical flywheels, Drums, Full-body spinners-
[Caine goes on and on listing every different weapon under the sun meanwhile we cut back to the red team, everyone all huddled together and staring at their large mountain of parts in silence.]
JOHN: Alright, does anyone have experience with building… stuff like this?
[Silence goes across the entire team as some of the players eye up Doll, her eyes flashing red with frustration, but one of the people who doesn’t look towards her speaks up.]
NACHO: I think I could have a stab at it.
[All eyes suddenly turn to face Nacho as he bends down slightly, looking through all of the tools the team could muster as he picks up a wrench and drill.]
NACHO: I work at my father’s repair shop, sometimes I help and fix cars, can't say it’s too much of a departure from… whatever this thing is. Can you give me some space? Please?
[Some of the players do as they’re asked, giving Nacho some more room as he looks around at the spare parts, the wheels in his mind slowly coming together as he starts to think up a plan. The camera pans around slightly as Millie speaks up.]
MILLIE: We gotta think up a good name for it. Somethin’ imposing and terrifying, one that’ll make everyone’s hearts shiver like uh… Cunning…
[The players all look towards her, waiting for Millie to continue as she seemingly tries to come up with something cool.]
MILLIE: “Cunning, Ultimate…” uh… Machine… I got it! “Cunning Ultimate Machine-Tron!”
[She claps her hands and smiles, waiting for rapturous applause as the camera cuts to focus in on the others, some like Sayori and Gojo trying to see the best in it while others such as Kuzan and Ashley think differently, looking at her with either unmoving faces or trying to hold back their laughter respectively.]
KUZAN: You do know that comes out to mean “CUMT”, right? That sounds like an awful name.
MILLIE: No no, you don’t shorten the ‘Tron’, okay? That stays the same.
ASHLEY: So we’re naming this thing CUM-Tron?
[Ashley can’t hold in her giggles any more as she laughs at the name, the camera cutting to focus in on Millie as she looks combatively over to the girl in black. To her side, Sayori can almost sense something brewing away inside of her, but before she could stop it, Millie snaps back at Ashley.]
MILLIE: Okay then, you got any better names, emo chick?
ASHLEY: Oh yeah tons, and they’re much better than CUM-Tron.
[Ashley tries to recover from her fits of laughter as Millie almost storms off, causing Sayori to go after her with a concerned look on her face. In the frame remaining its just Kuzan and John as they look at each-other, the sounds of Nacho tinkering away in the background before we hard cut away. The next shot focuses in on the Green Team as Luigi tries his best to tinker away, talking with Vivian and Negative Man as they bounce ideas towards him.]
NEGATIVE MAN: We gotta make sure to deal with all of the other teams, I say keeping it low to the ground would be our best option that way we don’t flipped or anything.
VIVIAN: Maybe we should add some form of scoop to try and lift people up and over and they get stranded?
LUIGI: Great idea!
NEGATIVE MAN: Problem is I can’t find anything that could power some kind of mechanism like that, and we only have like 35 minutes to complete this thing.
LUIGI: Plus we have to make sure the thing works and we need someone to drive it…
VIVIAN: I thought this challenge was going to be fun…
LUIGI: I’m enjoyin’ it!
[As Luigi gets to work, tightening screws and bolts, the camera zooms out and slowly pans over to focus in on Dr. Wily, picking his nails out of boredom as he rests against the large bulletproof glass covering the interior arena. Just by his expression we can tell that he clearly doesn’t care to chaperone for the competitors, looking up to the strange sky above him while everyone around him gets to work. The camera cuts to his perspective, staring peacefully at the sky as his moustache moves just slightly, clearly tinkering away at something in his mind before a voice breaks him out of his daze.]
NOELLE: Aren’t you supposed to help us?
[Wily turns around and sees Noelle, being just shy of the same height as her as she stares over to the old man, who doesn’t bat an eye at her sudden appearance.]
WILY: I’d rather not. I have much better things to do.
NOELLE: Rude.
WILY: Shouldn’t you be helping out your team-mates instead of just sitting around and doing nothing?
NOELLE: I’m not doing nothing, I’m practicing.
WILY: Practicing what. Talking?
[Noelle glares slightly at the old man as he looks at the silver-haired girl, clearly just wanting to be left alone, but Noelle won’t let up, throwing another question his way.]
NOELLE: So what’s this ‘Static Serene’ like then?
WILY: How should I know?
NOELLE: Y-You’re a member of that stupid group! How could you not know?
WILY: All I did was take a loan out from them to build a machine, not my fault they made the fine print on that blasted contract so damn small!
NOELLE: Maybe you should build glasses instead of machines?
NOELLE: Maybe you should know when to talk to people with respect.
[The two stare at each-other in silence for a few moments, the tension growing between them before Wily darts his eyes away, looking at the Blue Team’s direction. We cut to a shot of them working through the bulletproof glass, Rayman and Jimmy tinkering away at the robot as we see spikes poke out from the top, rotating slightly as Yukong holds down a button on her controller. As they tinker around, we hear Wily’s voice once again.]
WILY: It’s decent, for people who don’t know what they’re doing. I’m guessing those gaudy spikes were your idea?
NOELLE: No. I’m gonna make sure we win with a little trick up my sleeve.
WILY: Let me guess, pouring water into all of the other team’s robots so they don’t work? Been there, done that.
NOELLE: No, I’m going to use magic to our advantage.
[We cut to a close-up of Wily’s face as he looks over to Noelle, trying to contain his laughter before letting it all out in a light cackle, the camera quickly cutting to the girl’s face as she stares over before back to Wily again, wiping a tear from his wrinkled eyes.]
WILY: Oh, you’re actually serious? That’s priceless. Anyway, it’s not allowed.
NOELLE: Says who?
HOST: Us.
[The camera quickly cuts to show the host standing right behind Noelle, suddenly catching her off-guard as she flinches for a moment, the host’s screen now shifting to a blue 31 as they speak.]
HOST: You must only use the parts provided by us in order for your robot to be properly qualified to compete.
NOELLE: That’s not fair, the green guy over there’s got a wrench that he bought at the store!
HOST: Products purchased by points are exempt from this rule. Magic is not.
NOELLE: That’s stupid.
WILY: That’s the rules like it or not.
[Noelle sulks just slightly before making her way back to her team, the camera cutting to a wide shot as Wily and the host stand next to each-other in the middle of the frame while the silver-haired girl exits the frame to the right. Shortly after, Plague Knight enters the left frame, seemingly hiding something under his dark shroud as he prepares to pass by the hosts for this challenge.]
HOST: Bombs aren’t allowed either.
[Plague Knight flaps his arms in anger as glass, grass, and other various nicknacks fall down to the ground, cracking slightly on the cold hard floor below as he sulks his way out of the frame. The shot rests on this as the host’s screen suddenly changes to 30 before cutting away to a montage of everybody working at their robots. For the Green Team, Luigi is hard at work fixing all of the little bolts and screws while wiping the sweat off his brow, we cut to Nacho for the red team as he makes sure the wheels turn, Kuzan just behind him holding the controller as he flicks a stick in certain directions. Rayman and Jimmy try hammering away and dulling down the robot’s chassis, Rayman hammering dangerously close to his fingers, but just as the hammer and his gloves are about to make contact we cut away once more and focus in on the Blue Team behind them.]
[We hear Caine still going on and on about weapon types as he speaks in his rapid-fire manner, nobody caring to pay attention to the encyclopaedic knowledge pouring out from his teeth.]
CAINE: Axlebots, Clusterbots, Flamethrowers, Interchangeable Weaponry, Turrets • Unique weapons and Wedges.
[His eyes switch back to their normal state as he snaps back to reality.]
CAINE: So all we need is to choose one of those and we’ll be riding to victory!
[He looks around as everyone is more focused on the robot than him, but one player manages to stick out just slightly, being closer to Caine than everyone else; that being Komasan. Caine notices this as well and when the yokai turns his head to face him, he immediately floats towards his small team-mates' way with that usual cheery voice in tow.]
CAINE: How are you then, good sir?
KOMASAN: Good, I guess.
CAINE: Good to hear, I imagine it must be pretty taxing work being this team’s mascot!
[Komasan looks over to Caine confused as the ringleader places his hand onto the yokai’s small shoulder.]
KOMASAN: Mascot? I don’t think I’m-
CAINE: Of course you’re the mascot, who else is as adorable, and marketable, as you?
KOMASAN: Uh… the Rayman, he seems pretty marketable I suppose?
CAINE: Him? Oh no, he seems like the kind of guy to be completely forgotten by the people who made him for a decade! You however, you have that… pizzaz, that drive, that little edge that just screams “MASCOT”!
KOMASAN: Oh my swirls… well, it’s nice of you to tell me all that but-
CAINE: But nothing, there’s no need to be so down on your luck, we haven’t lost just yet! For now all you need to do is smile, relax, and be the face of a multi-million corporation where people will profit off of your name and you have to keep up the pretence of being happy-go-lucky at the risk of completely ruining everything they kindly built for you!
[Caine speaks the last part out rapidly as he lets out a little smile, floating over to the others as the camera rests on Komasan’s face looking just as baffled as always as he watches Caine float on by before whispering to himself.]
KOMASAN: Man, that guy’s a basketcase…
[Komasan waddles his way over to the group and out of the frame before cutting away to the Green Team, most of them huddled around and marvelling at the camera in lieu of the robot. Just as Luigi tries his best to fix on everything, Coco and Nami argue with one another, picking up bits of what appear to be seashells as Coco picks it off the robot.]
COCO: We don’t need to make it cute or cool, it just needs to look stylish in the ring!
NAMI: Chill, we are adding style.
COCO: Seashells on junk like that? Are you out of your mind?
NAMI: Are you out of your mind?
N: Where did you even get those seashells anyway?
NAMI: They were just in my pocket, guess they didn’t fall out when I got kidnapped.
N: Lucky, if only I still had my-
LUIGI: Okey-dokey! It’s finished!
[Luigi moves his head and hands up as a proud smile carves its way onto his face, the other players looking at it before the camera cuts to reveal a low robot with wheels sticking out, a large metal scrap sticking out like a spatula at the front with little seashells and green paint dotted around it to give it extra flair.]
LUIGI: Say hello to the Green Machine!
COCO: God, that name’s really corny.
NAKANAKA: So what does it do exactly?
LUIGI: Well, we’re ram this thing right into everyone else at the speed of sound and completely knock them over! That way they get stranded and can’t move at all and we earn ourselves an easy seat to victory once again.
GOJO: Nice bot.
[The camera quickly cuts back to the group and shows Gojo watching on, sticking out from everyone else like a sore red thumb before all eyes make their way to the blindfolded man before he speeds off. We cut away to a similar shot from before as the Red Team marvel slightly at their creation, a satisfied smile on John’s face as he inspects the machine. We cut to show it in full, revealing the Red Team’s robot as a large bulky brick with four heavy wheels dotted at the corners, a sawblade gaudily sticking out at the front while a large protective block rests at the top.]
NACHO: It’s not pretty, but it’s the best I could do.
[The camera cuts to focus in on John, slowly joined by Nacho as we focus in on the two of them, John putting his hands in the pockets of his tattered coat as he gives a toothy smile to Nacho’s direction.]
JOHN: Way better than what I could do. You okay with driving this too?
NACHO: I guess.
JOHN: Okay, I think everything’s sorted now, we just need to-
[Suddenly Gojo enters the middle of the frame, taking up the blank space behind the two men as he butts in once more.]
GOJO: You gotta lose that top part.
JOHN: Really?
GOJO: Taking a look at the other teams they’ve got something to help them in case they get stranded. If we get flipped on our backs, that block’s gonna keep us right where we are, and we’re gonna lose. End of story.
[Nacho looks over to Gojo, a little look of irritation over his eyes before letting out a sigh and crouching down to tend to the robot. Just before he does however, we hear the sound of something beeping nearby, all of the players looking around trying to find the source of his noise before the camera cuts to show it to the audience. We cut to a close-up of the host’s TV screen once more, now showing a red 0 before their distorted voice rings out across the playing field.]
HOST: Your time is up. All teams please make their way over to the arena and load their robots inside so the challenge may officially begin.
[The shot changes back to focus on Nacho and the robot, put over Gojo’s shoulders as he swiftly exits the frame, but not before saying something.]
GOJO: Okay never mind.
[The shot rests on Nacho and the robot as a small little metal square opens to the side of the arena, falling to the floor like an upside-down catflap as Nacho looks toward it. Before long, the shot changes to focus in on the other teams as they each drive their robots through the small door and into the arena, bracing themselves for the mechanical mayhem inside as we get a good look at them all, including the blue team’s robot for the first time, revealing a large circular puck of a robot armed to the teeth with spikes, like a roomba straight out of the post-apocalypse.]
HOST: Teams, please prepare yourselves for what may come, and we shouldn’t need to remind you that the consequences of losing may be severe for your team.
[We cut back to focus on Dr. Wily as the robot slowly approaches him, reaching into the breast pocket of its shirt and pulling out what appear to be cue cards and holding them out straight to the doctor’s face.]
HOST: Dr. Wily, would you be so kind as to introduce them for the audience watching?
[Wily stares right at the host before admitting defeat, snatching the cards and grumbling to himself before the whole scene goes dark, catching everyone including the players off-screen as some turn their heads in the background. In the arena we can now see a red spotlight coming up from the sky above as Wily turns to look at where it's headed, clearing his throat as he prepares to introduce the first robot.]
WILY: In the red square, bringing in crimson terror and conniving tenacity, we have… CUM-TRON!!!
[The light flashes to reveal the robot in all of its bulky potential, bathed in the blood-red light before cutting away to the Red Team behind the glass, barely visible as Nacho holds the controller in his hands. Millie meanwhile looks away, preparing herself for another snarky remark from Ashley, and like clockwork, Ashley does just that.]
ASHLEY: Told ya people would pronounce it like that.
[As Millie gives her a devilish side-eye, the camera cuts back into the arena as a blue spotlight now fills it, focusing its rays onto the Blue Team’s bot as Wily continues with the introductions.]
WILY: In the blue square, armed to the teeth with cerulean might and navy woe, it’s… SPIKE SALAD!!
[The robot spins in place slightly before we cut to a close-up of the team, Yukong on controls while behind him Caine butts shoulders with Miku, whispering slightly as his audio barely comes up on the microphone for all to hear.]
CAINE: I’m not a betting man, but I think that hunk of junk will lose!
MIKU: That hunk of junk is our robot.
CAINE: And I’m betting my life savings that it comes in last place!
[The camera cuts away from them as a new green spotlight erupts from the sky, the camera slowly tilting down to reveal it illuminates the green team’s low robot, now neatly decorated with N’s hat on top of it.]
WILY: And in the green square, with grass-green might and viridian… power. Who in the hell wrote these? Eh whatever, it’s… GREEN MACHINE!
[As the camera focuses in on the robot we cut once more to show the team behind glass, D.Va taking the controls as Negative Man stands to attention right next to her, seemingly giving her advice as the camera picks up on it.]
NEGATIVE MAN: You gotta go in hard, and you have to make it quick, these batteries won’t last forever.
D.VA: Got it.
NEGATIVE MAN: Remember, speed is key.
D.VA: Yep.
NAKANAKA: Rip out their throats.
D.VA: Rip out the-
[D.Va turns around as the camera tilts down, revealing Nakanaka by her side now as she has a little spark of determination within her eye, standing to attention as she bunches her hands into little fists. D.Va and Negative Man brush off her sudden appearance before the camera cuts back into the arena, white light streaming from up above and showing all of the robots dotted in their respective corners of the arena, the players crowded around the glass while Wily and the host watch on like grand sentinels watching over a war.]
HOST: May luck be on your side, and may the best robot win.
[As the host speaks, we cut in to focus on their screen as it starts to count down from 3 ever so slowly, a loud klaxon ringing out from across the entire playing field with each number change before it eventually reaches zero, starting the match.]
HOST: Begin!
[As the host calls for the match to start, we cut to the inside of the arena as the robots slowly roar to life, dancing around the arena in their own respective ways. While Green Machine and CUM-Tron move their wheels at good speed, Spike Salad hobbles forward as its spikes rotate, cutting back to Yukong as she remains calm and focused, the others watching on before cutting back to the fight itself.]
[The camera’s movements are dynamic and fast, trying to keep up with all of the movements of the robots and capturing the first impact; CUM-Tron’s saw grazes the back of the green team’s robot, one of Green Machine’s wheels getting pinched ever so slightly, but doesn’t puncture it, even though sparks fly and the players let out ohs and ahhs as they watch on like moths to a flame.
[As they tussle, N’s hat falls off just slightly to the ground as CUM-Tron’s saw eviscerates it, cutting back to the Red Team’s booth as some players like Millie, Nacho, and Sayori smile at the small amount of carnage.]
MILLIE: Nice! Go for those seashells next!
[We cut to show the green team, more specifically a close-up of D.Va staring down at the camera with a determined look in her eyes, while in the background Negative Man looks back to N just behind him, while D.Va’s face takes up most of the frame.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Sorry about that.
N: It’s fine, there’s plenty back at the house.
[We cut back to the fight itself and as CUM-Tron and Green Machine begin to tussle around with each-other once more, Spike Salad hobbles its way over just slowly, spinning its spikes wildly in a panicked frenzy, contrasting with Yukong’s precise movements at the controls. The robot moves in to come into contact with CUM-Tron, and the sheer force of the collision sends it wide across like a manic hockey puck, as the players watch on in horror and delight.]
YUKONG: All part of the plan.
JIMMY: It better be!
[As the camera tries to follow Spike Salad’s movements, it can’t help but get a good glimpse at the red and green team’s robots duking it out with each-other, before cutting to a split-screen shot of both teams watching on, Nacho and the Red Team on the left while D.Va and the Green Team are on the right, Nakanaka poking her head out as she gets too into the battle, frantically shouting and clearly excited at the carnage unfolding.]
NAKANAKA: Slaughter it to kingdom come, show it to it’s maker!
[Contrasting this, Gojo pokes his head out and offers some more calm and reasonable advice.]
GOJO: Just smash that thing against a wall until you hit a battery.
[As Nacho nods, we cut away to show both teams’ robots at play once again, each trying to employ their tactics before CUM-Tron suddenly stops in the middle of the arena, a good distance away from Green Machine as it waits for its prey to arrive. Green Machine spots this and decides to take a breather for just a brief moment before rushing in, putting itself forward as if daring to tempt a quick death.]
D.VA: C’mon… C’mon…
[As D.Va talks to herself, we cut back to an aerial shot of the arena, watching the frantic action below unfurling, while Spike Salad is just recovering from its massive tumble in the background. But the focus is clearly on the stationary CUM-Tron and the manic Green Machine. Just a few metres until they collide, CUM-Tron decides to try and speed things up, moving forward in an attempt to catch the Green Team’s bot off-guard, but before it could, Green Machine unexpectedly swerves around the large bulky bot.]
[We cut to a quick close-up of D.Va’s hands as she presses a stick forward, letting out a determined cry.]
D.VA: Now!
[We focus in on Green Machine as they suddenly ram into the red team’s robot from behind, toppling them slightly before driving them into a nearby saw with the might of God. As the saw makes contact with CUM-Tron’s wheels, they immediately bounce and spin around, their tires now mashed and mangled before resting on the large block on the top of their body, remaining stationary as the remaining wheels and saw buzz around.]
[We quickly cut back to the Red Team as Nacho tries his best to get the robot somehow moving again while Ashley moves in closer in a panic, the robotic host in the background behind everyone as their screen slowly starts to count up to 10.]
ASHLEY: C’mon, get it to work again!
NACHO: I’m trying!
ASHLEY: Well try harder asshole!
GOJO: I did warn you.
[Suddenly, a loud klaxon rings out around the Red Team as the host’s screen displays a blood-red 10 before swiftly turning back to static. All of the players of the red team look back as the host slowly becomes the main focus of the shot, switching perspective as he dominates the middle of the frame in a new shot.]
HOST: CUM-Tron has been immobilised. The Red Team is now out, the Blue and Green Teams are still in it to win it though.
[We quickly cut away to a similar shot, focusing in on the Blue Team as Yukong tries her best to keep everything under control while some of the players watch on, a few looking over to the host with surprised looks on their faces.]
REAGAN: Oh shit, we might actually have a chance at this!
RAYMAN: C’mon, let’s put some pedal to the metal!
CAINE: Noooo, my entire life savings down the drain!!
[While Caine recovers from his melodramatic feat we cut away and focus in on Spike Salad, slowly regaining speed after it bumped around the arena, a few battle scars all across its circular body as Green Machine looms over in the background. We quickly cut back to the Green Team once again as D.Va smiles, already thinking of an opportunity to win this fair and square while everyone watches with bated breath.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Get another clean shot at the wall and we’ll be home free.
D.VA: Copy that!
[We cut to a quick close-up shot as D.Va pushes the sticks into overdrive, cutting away and forcing Green Machine to run right into Spike Salad, carrying it once more before slamming it into another saw, giving a large gash to the robot’s side as it screams out from the impact, the camera focuses on Spike Salad as it remains upright but has no life whatsoever. The camera cuts to the Blue Team once again as the host menacingly counts up to 10 from behind. Yukong frantically tries to see whether she can do anything to stop it, but before she can the loud klaxon rings again as the lights around the arena shut off, ending the challenge.]
[As the players look over, we focus in on the Green Team in particular, smiles all around as D.Va throws her controller to the floor, jumping up just slightly in excitement with a proud smile on her face.]
D.VA: Yes! Good game.
LUIGI: Oh dios mio, we actually did it!
NAKANAKA: Of course we did!
[The camera cuts to focus in on the host as their screen suddenly changes from a sickening blue 10 to the usual feed of a shadowed silhouette, hands clasped over another on a dimly lit table as they stare right into the camera.]
HOST: The challenge is now over, Green Team, you are our winners.
[We cut to focus in on the Green Team as they celebrate before the camera pans around to focus in on the Blue Team, some relieved and some disappointed at their result while the host continues on.]
HOST: Blue Team, you’ve managed to scrape the middle of this competition, you are our ‘missing link’ so to speak.
KOMASAN: …What’s he sayin’?
REAGAN: I don't know, I guess they’re just trying to act all mysterious again.
[As Reagan talks the camera slowly pans around to the Red Team, most of them look disappointed at themselves, their robot, and their team too, as only a few like Dormin and Doll actually look over to face the host as they speak.]
HOST: And it is with a heavy heart that we must announce the Red Team as this challenge’s losers. And as a result, you must face the dire consequences of losing on this show.
[The camera cuts to focus in on the host as Wily slowly makes his way towards the frame, approaching the robot from behind as he lets out a whisper.]
WILY: Hey, the challenge is over. Can I go now?
HOST: Not yet.
WILY: Thank yo- Wait, what?
HOST: We do not have just one decision the audience needs to make, but three. The first of which is deciding whether you extend your tenure here.
WILY: Are you- Can’t a genius go back to perfecting his dastardly plans for world dom- I mean, peace, in peace?
HOST: Let us continue, please.
[The camera cuts back to the Green Team, listening to the host’s distorted voice as the camera slowly cuts around each player, focusing on their different reactions.]
HOST: The Green Team are our winners for now, and you shall receive prize money. But, the audience shall decide which among them gets a little prize for their troubles as well. But, only one of them shall receive the honour of this prize, and it all depends on who gains the audience’s favour…
[The camera quickly cuts back to mirror the previous few shots, this time focusing in on the Red Team, each trying their best to deal with the predicament they now face, either putting up a brave front like Doll, letting their scared emotions out into the open like Sayori, or not reacting at all like Kuzan.]
HOST: As for our final and most important decision, as this challenge’s losers, the audience shall decide who among the Red Team is the weakest link, and who deserves to leave the show effective immediately. Whether you pray or hope, in the end only luck and our cameras will save or damn you.
[The camera cuts to a close-up of the host once more for the final shot as they begin to wrap things up, the camera slowly zooming out from their TV head as their final message rings out for all to hear and for the audience to see.]
HOST: We trust you, the audience, shall make a wise decision. The entire fate of a few players now rests in your hands. Until we all meet again, and on the behalf of the Static Serene, we must give you all a brief adieu…
[The shot extends out fully showing the entire landscape of the playing field, the competitors and the hosts now itty bitty dots on the surface before abruptly fading to black, the episode ending there and then.]
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Notes:
Hi everybody! First of all, if you’ve read until the very end then my God you deserve a medal for reading all of this! I’ve spent like the better half of a month writing this out, and thankfully I now have the rest of the month to relax and wait for you all to read and vote (hopefully!)
Sorry if I’ve written some characters out of character or for any typos I might have missed, but I hope you enjoyed what you saw here and are just itching to see what happens next! If you did, then feel free to comment your thoughts down below on what you like and how I could improve! Also, I set up a tierlist a couple of weeks ago so if you want to make one, now’s your chance: https://tiermaker.com/create/the-static-serene-game-show-tierlist-877269
As always, I hope you enjoyed what you’vre read so far and the show as a whole (even if reading it has been a bit of a slog), make sure to cast your votes in the poll and see you next month for the next episode of this show! Stay tuned…
Chapter 3: Episode 2, Part 1- In the Sand
Summary:
In this double-feature chapter, we bare witness to the first player who will be rewarded, and the first player to be eliminated… And if that doesn’t peek your interest, then how about angst, the beach, and a scatterbrained guest host? If you don’t then, then we have no idea why you’re watching the show. But we bet you’re curious now…
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[We start the episode in an unfamiliar location, the camera slowly focuses in on what appears to be a brick wall, the sound of whirring and mechanical clinking present in the background as pale purple light shines from up above. The camera remains static on this shot before slowly turning around, revealing more of this wall, endlessly stretching around before we notice something new in the background. A white-haired figure dressed in a lab-coat, hunched over some kind of desk as metal is strewn across without any care, working on something just out of view from the camera.]
[As the familiar sounds of the figure at work continue to call out to the viewer, we cut away showing the table itself, focusing on what appears to be body parts, or at least pieces resembling said parts. Fake fists, armoured arms, ersatz eyes, all strewn across the wooden table before the camera slowly pans to reveal a blueprint. Marked in technical strokes of a simple white pen are plans for what appears to be some kind of robot, human and yet still undeniably robot, covered head-to-toe in spikes. At the top there lies a large ‘W’, and to the right of it, we see a messy signature.]
[The camera switches once more to focus in on a simple sheet of paper as we hear the sounds of cranking clearly in the background, the roboticist in question straining slightly as he lets out little pants with every turn of his strange device. The camera focuses more on the paper itself, a large company title emblazoned on the top reading ‘Calm Blue Ocean Metal Industries’, alongside several sheets of fine print. The camera slowly scrolls down before at the bottom of the page we see the dotted line, and the very same signature lazily scrawled upon it.]
[As the camera rests on this shot, the tinkerer’s arm slowly comes into view, the baggy white sleeve of their labcoat fluttering slightly as they seemingly stretch before we hear their all too familiar voice.]
WILY: Okay, and now…
[The arm reaches for something offscreen before we hear a clicking noise, slowly revealing it to be a tape recorder before the camera pans around and upward, showing the familiar Dr. Wily, looking down at the robot with a seemingly disappointed stare in his eyes. He puts the device near his lips as he begins to speak aloud.]
WILY: After careful consideration a few months ago, I decided to abandon production of new robot masters, but now that that fool Light is stealing my light, I’m afraid production must start yet again.
[We cut to a new angle as Wily’s head is now present in the lower half of the screen, darkness surrounding his greying head as he continues to speak, but as he does we slowly see light erupt in the middle of this darkness, muted but violent as it stretches across the hall, but Wily doesn’t notice. Too busy with his machine, he continues to monologue.]
WILY: Now, Spike Man may have not been the most innovative design, of course. Which is why I must tinker more and more at it, make him better, make him stronger, make him… spikier! I have the money now to fund an entire continent, so what harm would it be to splash out on just a simple killing machine?
[Wily gets an excited look on his face, a little smile forming against his lips before we suddenly see a black gloved hand slowly come into frame above Wily’s shoulder, clearly taking its time as the scientist continues his mad monologue.]
WILY: But, still I am given pause. He was defeated as Spike Man, but Spikier Man is perfect, beyond perfection! After all my genius make all my machines perfect to some degre-
[Suddenly Wily’s words are cut off as the hand clamps itself onto the man’s shoulder, catching him by surprise as he’s thrown to the ground, the camera suddenly shifting to focus in on his face as he acts bewildered to this sudden attacker.]
WILY: W-What!? Stand back, I- Let go of me! I…
[Wily’s eyes suddenly lock on to this mysterious attacker, but the audience isn’t shown who it is, instead just focusing in on a close-up of Wily’s aged face as he looks directly to the camera, a look of shock and annoyance present within his eyes. In the background we can hear the faint sound of something hissing, and the familiar motif of static as his eyes dart around, struggling to get his words out in a raged panic.]
WILY: What’s the meaning of this, you can’t just waltz in here- I-It’s not even finished yet, I haven’t spent all that much anyway! And I… I swear, I’ll…
[As he continues on speaking, his words become slower and more slurred as his eyes slowly shut, giving up the fight as his body goes limp and unconscious. The camera cuts away, revealing a mysterious figure draped in shadow, a mask covering every inch of their face as they grab the old doctor by the collar, dragging him away into the newfound light. As they do, the camera slowly pans down to focus on the contract, now dropped to the floor in the struggle before the door suddenly closes, leaving us in pitch black once more.]
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[When we come to, we cut back to the events of the last episode, the camera focusing once more on a close up of Wily’s face, jaded and bored as it slowly zooms out, the all too familiar voice of the host buzzing away in the background.]
HOST: We trust you, the audience, shall make a wise decision. The entire fate of a few players now rests in your hands. Until we all meet again, and on the behalf of the Static Serene, we must give you all a brief adieu…
[The camera cuts away to show Wily’s perspective as he looks down to the ground, sniffing slightly before putting his hands into his pockets, once he looks up we see the teams once more, the Green Team all smiles, the Red Team nervous and bickering with one another, and the Blue Team there on either side of the teamwork spectrum. We cut to focus in on the Blue Team first, as Ben catches eye of Wily, the two staring at each-other for a brief moment before the teen looks away, digging his hands into the pockets of his worn-out jacket.]
[We cut to focus in on Ben as he looks around, noticing that the Green Team are naturally in a good mood with one another, but as the camera pans right, we see the Red Team doing the opposite, unhappy faces all around before the camera cuts back to a close-up of the teen. A blue-sleeved arm suddenly butts him in the shoulder, taking yim by surprise as a young voice rings out.]
JIMMY: Hey!
[Ben quickly snaps out of it as he looks to his left side, the camera cutting away to reveal Jimmy and Reagan looking over to him as the schoolboy’s eyes dart slightly to the red team just behind Ben.]
JIMMY: Who you think’s getting out?
BEN: Uh, I don’t know… What do you think?
JIMMY: My money’s on the weird shadow demon thing.
REAGAN: You’re thinking way too simply, my money’s on the man mountain over there. The one with the goggles.
BEN: Wasn’t the guy in the red shirt driving their robot?
JIMMY: Yeah well thank God the Greens got them out first instead of us am I right? We were kinda sitting ducks out there.
BEN: More like spinning ducks am I right?
[Ben smiles at his little pun, but no-one seems to pay attention to him, slowly hiding his smile before we cut over to the Red Team, Ashley and Nacho in an argument with one another as a few players watch on from the sidelines.]
NACHO: We were fine until the Green robot flipped us on our side, if anything the Blue team should have been taken care of first.
ASHLEY: Well it’s your fault for not making the robot have wheels on its back.
NACHO: Do you know how much time and effort it took just to get the wheels moving? It was like moving a brick through a needle.
ASHLEY: Not my problem.
NACHO: Yeah, it’s ‘our’ problem now.
ASHLEY: Oh boo freaking’ hoo, you gonna cry abou-
[Suddenly John steps forward between the two, his cracked arms pushing the two heated players away from each other as he looks over to them.]
JOHN: Okay, time out. Just calm down and take a deep breath.
ASHLEY: I am calm!
[For a change of pace we break away from this argument and pan over to the Green Team, more specifically on Negative Man as he takes centre stage in the frame, watching the Red Team bicker off-screen as he talks to himself, D.Va just to his right.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Shoulda brought popcorn with me.
D.VA: Yeah, who knew so many sparks would fly after the challenge would end? It’s like we’re still battling out here.
NEGATIVE MAN: I mean, I guess our team is battling to see who gains this ‘reward’, aren’t we? Any guesses on what it’ll be?
D.VA: Knowing this place it’s gotta be something crappy.
[While their conversation wraps up, we cut away to a close-up of the host’s screen once more, blaring that dame wave of harsh static before suddenly disappearing into the feed of a shadowed figure, staring right into the camera as their distorted voice rings out.]
HOST: The poll has now closed, and our audience’s votes are in.
RAYMAN: That was quick!
HOST: For you it was. For our audience however it was as long as the epochs of time, stretched out over a thinly veiled wave of-
WILY: Can you skip trying to sound profound and just start it already? I have places to be.
[The camera zooms out, revealing Wily now to the side of the host as they turn their screen head over to look at the tired man, itching slightly at the bangle around his neck. We cut to a closer shot of the the two as Wily takes up the foreground and the host the background as their screen suddenly changes into a simple white circle amidst a black background, boring right down at Wily.]
HOST: Very well. Let’s start with our guest poll, shall we?
[The camera cuts to a close-up of Wily, pretending to care as we see the white circle illuminated within his eyes, as he watches the host’s voice continues on.]
HOST: As per the rules of this game, guest hosts have a chance of staying for longer on this show, if the audience demand their presence of course. If they gain our viewer’s favour they’ll remain on the show, but if not then… well, we know what will happen next.
WILY: Oh I’m so terrified.
[Ignoring Wily’s sarcastic comment, we’re shown a close up of the circle itself, a thin grey line now cutting it half-ways while the host continues.]
HOST: If the audience demand is over 50%, then Dr. Wily shall remain on the show, anything below will yield consequences. And the audience has decided that Dr. Wily shall…
[The white lines suddenly move across the circle clockwise, getting more of a third of the way through before stopping, while this segment is a pale grey, the other is pure white as the line stops, two numbers appearing as 62.5% and 38.5% mark their respective areas. The host continues from where they left off with an almost celebratory manner to their speech.]
HOST: Remain. With 62.5% of the vote.
[We cut away to Wily, irritated at the thought of staying longer while in the background we can see the Blue Team, and more accurately, Noelle as she lets out slow claps with little enthusiasm behind them. Wily takes notices and calls out to her in irritation.]
WILY: Don’t give me your pity.
[The host’s feed now changes to show a green circle, catching the players’ attention as they speak once more.]
HOST: Now onto our next matter at hand, the ‘reward’ poll. Since they are the victorious winners of the challenge, the Green Team are naturally in quite high esteem now.
[The camera cuts back to the titular team as some like N and Nakanaka proudly accept this new mantle, while Vivian looks the other way, acting modest as she rubs her head. The camera rests on this shot as the host’s distorted voice continues.]
HOST: But, we of the Static Serene have decided to ask the question to our audience, who is their favourite member of the team, wnd which one deserves a reward for all of their hard work?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: I think the answer’s pretty obvious. It’s me, of course.
NAKANAKA: You? Bullcrap.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Do not curse your infernal tongue at me, just because you’re jealous!
HOST: It be him, it be her, but only one person shall receive the reward, the audience’s votes are final, are we clear on this matter?
[Nakanaka begrudingly nods her head while Plague Knight pretends to accept before the host continues.]
HOST: Thank you. Now our 16 viewers have put forth their own claims and beliefs as to who they think deserves the reward, thankfully most of you have received at least one vote, but for two unlucky players that is not the case. The first of which would be Nami.
[The camera cuts back to the girl, no emotion on her face as she acts cool as a cucumber to the result, but the same can’t be said for the other player as the camera slowly pans right towards them.]
HOST: And the other, is Coco.
COCO: You serious? This isn’t just some kind of lame prank, right?
HOST: I assure you, our viewers are pristine in their logic and reasoning, perhaps it is simply you who is the problem and not them?
COCO: Yeah, well we’ll just wait and see. I’ll get a reward soon.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Sure you will.
[The camera quickly snaps back to show the green circle once more, being cut up into 16 clean individual slices, erupting away from their former home before ultimately disappearing from view in a dramatic fashion. Before long, one slice of the digital pie comes back into view, with the host’s voice returning too.]
HOST: From here on out, each player on the team got at least one vote. We’ll start with the players who only received a mere crumb of this pie. The first of which being…
[A little square forms just on the small slice, giving way to a picture of N, sporting that dame charismatic smile of his before cutting to a close-up of the player himself, fiddling with his hat just a little while the host continues on.]
HOST: N. Now, is it customary on the show to have each audience member give their reason as to why they selected you, and N’s reason comes from one ‘Harmonia’.
[We suddenly hear the sound of a click before a distorted voice rings out, excited and with clear glee present beyond all the morphed layers, giving a piercing ring to the message.]
MESSAGE: “YOOOO ITS N!!!! BEST BOY!!! LITTLE BABY BOY!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!! oh uh sorry i started fangirling lmao”
[A click can be heard once more as the camera cuts back to N, unsure f what to say exactly but smiling as he rubs the back of his neck.]
N: Wow, I have fans… Uh. Thanks!
[The display on the host’s screen changes as the square suddenly abandon’s N profile, ready to switch over to another player.]
HOST: Now, our next player to only receive one vote this episode is…
[The picture suddenly changes to show a familiar ‘face’, wrapped up in bandages before cutting away to the obscured player in question.]
HOST: Negative Man. And their message comes from one, “Nahuelfire39”.
[We hear the familiar click before the camera zooms out, focusing in on Negative Man as Luigi and D.Va are to his side, listening on and preparing for the message to shatter their ears. But, this one is notably more mellow and composed.]
MESSAGE: “ Maybe this sounds like a biased decision because he's my contestant but objectively speaking he helped considerably in the challenge, giving Luigi suggestions on the idea of the robot having something to keep it from being flipped and advising D.Va during the robot battle. I think Negative Man justifiably deserves it. My alternativa choices were Luigi for building the robot and D.Va for controlling it.”
LUIGI: Oh uh thanks… fella!
NEGATIVE MAN: What did he mean by ‘my contestant’?
[We cut back to the host as Negative Man looks over to him, his screen already poised to change once more.]
HOST: Well, that viewer is your sponsor. If a message arises for you soon, then you will know who it is by.
NEGATIVE MAN: Like that’s a useful nugget to keep.
HOST: Now, our next player to only receive one vote is…
[The picture changes to show a young girl with a white eyepatch covering her determined golden stare, before cutting over to her, that stare now replaced with slight surprise even if she isn’t willing to admit it.]
HOST: Nakanaka, and your message comes from one “Yellower_”.
MESSAGE: “ I voted for her because I think she would just do something really out there and fun with the prize if she won it. I want her to stick around in the game longer so if it helps her to do that then that’s also good. Also I would like to see how this plays into her whole philosophy about how she has all these magic powers.”
NAKANAKA: Well, I humbly thank you. Whoever you are, you shall be spared when my powers reach my truest potential.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: What an ominous thing to say.
NAKANAKA: I’m being nice, why do you have to twist my words all the time?!
HOST: Enough! Please. Now, the last player to receive only one vote for this episode is…
[The screen suddenly changes to show a picture of a girl made from shadow, a large brimmed hat covering her face as she smiles at the camera, before we cut away to focus on them.]
HOST: Vivian. Your message is from one “NeverShrek1ForSomeReason”.
[We hear the familiar click before the message plays out, but oddly enough this one isn’t distorted, seemingly coming from some other source entirely as the short message plays.]
MESSAGE: “benson look at this mask”
[The message is fast before being followed by a yell and banging noises, the camera focusing on Vivian’s face as she’s unsure how to respond, but before she can the camera cuts away to the green cirlce once more, a quarter of it now restored to its green glory while the host continues their little ceremony.]
HOST: Three of you still remain in the running, D.Va, Luigi, Plague Knight. The three of you all received at least 2 votes a piece, with the other gaining 3, and the winner ending up with a clear majority in 7 votes. The question that remains however, is who this mysterious player is. Well, we can confidently say who it isn’t…
[The screen changes to its usual display now, with two slices of the pie now floating, combined into one segment while the square shows its face once more, while the host continues, hanging on every word to build up tension.]
HOST: Our next player, with two votes for them is…
[The camera cuts away to focus in on the three remaining players, all watching on intently as we wait for their reactions. Once it’s finally revealed who this player is the camera zooms in on him as they squawk out loud, while D.Va and Luigi breathe a sigh of relief.]
HOST: Plague Knight.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: …Whatever. Enjoy your “reward”, I don’t even care!
D.VA: Well clearly you do…
HOST: While you may have two votes, we shall only play one message for the interest of time, this comes from “SirBob”.
[The camera focuses in on Plague Knight, moving his mask to the side as if attempting to block this little message out.]
MESSAGE: “Antimony Trioxide slaps”
[At this comment however, Plague Knight runs his mouth, just itching to get in a comment even if the viewer was a screen away.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: No, it reacts. It’s a pretty simple reaction, actually. One of the most basic-
[As Plague Knight rambles on, the camera pans over to the left, the words of his rant fading out before we focus in on the two remaining players; to the left of the frame is a girl in a bodysuit with long flowing hair, while to the right is a green moustachioed man. They stand to attention as the host calls out to them.]
HOST: D.Va. Luigi. The final 10 votes are split between you two, and as you will soon find out, the overwhelming majority chose to vote for one of you in particular. But, who will it be? The driver of the winning robot, or the builder of said robot?
[We cut to the host’s screen once again as the green circle forms once again, a large chunk missing as a little under a half remains, however that remaining portion soon comes back with one portion taking up the majority, while the other is just a little sliver of this green pie. The squares slowly form once more as the two players watch on in nervous anticipation. All goes quiet, and the air turns still as the host prepares for the final result.]
HOST: With 3 votes for them, the penultimate player of the poll is…
[The outcome is suddenly revealed as D.Va’s picture comes up on screen, occuping the dmall sliver before cutting over to the woman herself. She looks disappointed, but is taking it better then most on her team, looking over to the winner as the host continues.]
HOST: D.Va. Your vote reasons come courtesy of one “AU”.
[The messages start once again as D.Va doesn’t pay attention to them, instead looking over to Luigi as he suddenly realises just what has happened, a little smile across his face while the message plays in the background.]
MESSAGE: “While Luigi made most of the bot, D.Va was the Play of the Game controlling a standard robot and doing most of the maneuvering.”
[The sound of the end clicks once more before we cut back to the display, now showing Luigi’s face near the large slice of the circle before cutting back to the green victor himself, jumping slightly in place as the host finishes.]
HOST: And so, with 7 votes, this episode’s ‘prized winner’ is Luigi Mario.
LUIGI: Wahoo! So uh, what do I-
HOST: Here’s a message taken from one of your many adoring fans, “VoltFalcon”.
[The camera cuts to a close-up of Luigi, happy he received the award and listening on but still with that lingering question burning away at the back of his mind, while a few players such as Negative Man, Coco, Vivian, and D.Va clap around him.]
MESSAGE: “Luigi carried! Like he's the goat!!”
LUIGI: Hehe. Eh, thanks. But, what do I-?
[Before he can finish his sentence, the host interrupts him, their display quickly changing back to static once more as they turn their attention away from the mustachioed plumber. Speaking of that plumber, Luigi and the Green Team are in the background, that look of irritation growing on his face the more time passes on while the mechanical host takes up the foreground.]
HOST: But now, it is time for the most devastating poll so far. Red Team…
[The camera cuts back to the titular team in a similar angle to the Green Team as they look on in silence, some like Ashley and Kuzan being bired out of their minds, some like Gojo trying to hide their worries deep down, while some like Sayori or Doll having said worries present on their face, all the while the host prepares yet another speech.]
HOST: As the challenge’s unfortunate losers, you will be first to witness the consequences of failure on this show. I trust all of you understand the ideal of “survival of the fittest”. But don’t worry, you aren’t making a decision…
[We suddenly cut to a close up of the host’s screen head once more, showcasing a similar circle in blood-red, divided into 16 individual slices before they branch out from their place and disappear into the ether.]
HOST: The audience is.
[At this line, the host gives pause as silence fills the entire playing area. We cut around to the Red Team and focus on a few player’s reactions, Millie’s eyes dart around at her fellow team-mates, Ashley stares down at Nacho in particular, while some like Dormin and Kusan barely even move an inch, just waiting for the host to finish.]
HOST: Now, like our previous poll, two of you were fortunate enough to not receive a single vote against you. Those being Gojo…
GOJO: Of course.
[The camera moves to the blindfolded man as he sports his signature smile before cutting to the other player.]
HOST: And John.
[Unlike Gojo, John is just a little surprise, but he hides it behind a smile too, one with confidence and almost a layer of grace behind it as well.]
JOHN: Thank you.
HOST: Now, onto the poll itself.
[We cut once again to the screen as a red slice of the crimson circle floats in, hovering in the black digital void while the host speaks up.]
HOST: From here on out, every player of the Red Team received at least one vote against them. However, four players only got this one vote. The first of whom being…
[A red square pops up near the segment, ready to reveal yet another picture, and once it does we see that the crimson piece belongs to the crimson contestant dressed in black, cutting over to her as she looks slightly annoyed.]
HOST: …Millie. And your vote comes from one, “Nastyship102”.
[The camera focuses on Millie as the message plays out, while she pretends not to take too much offence to it.]
MESSAGE: “In my opinion, she hasn't linked enough with everyone, someone may use her hatred as a conjuring weapon.”
MILLIE: The hell’s a ‘conjuring weapon’ supposed to mean, and I don’t have hatred in me!
[The screen cuts away to show the next slice of the pie as the square readies itself for the next contestant.]
HOST: Either way, Millie, you are now safe from elimination. And so is…
[The square morphs to show an olive-skinned man dressed in a red shirt, before once again cutting to the contestant themselves, who doesn’t react at all to this sudden revelation.]
HOST: …Nacho. Your vote comes from the viewer, “No_Ad_4312”.
[Nacho puts his hands to his hips, ready to listen in as the distorted voice of the viewer’s message comes out.]
MESSAGE: “I know people are gonna vote for Kuzan because he hardly appeared in this episode, but if anything, Nacho's far worse. Bro only one scene before the challenge and that's it. Does he help out during the challenge? I can't remember. Oh yeah, and his name and the fact that he's Mexican tricked me into thinking he's an luchador when he's just a regular guy! Unforgivable!”
[Nacho still has that same steady look on his face, clearly thinking of something to day but biting his tongue before the camera pans around to Sayori, right next to Nacho but her attention is focused more so on Kuzan.]
SAYORI: Kuzan…
[The camera focuses entirely on the girl with the host continuing on in the background, Millie turning her head as she looks over to the pink-haired girl.]
MILLIE: Wuzzat?
SAYORI: Well, they said people were going to vote for Kuzan.
MILLIE: Yeah, so?
SAYORI: Well shouldn’t he have reacted to it by now? He seems mostly the same to m-
HOST: Sayori.
SAYORI: Y-Yes?!
[At the sudden mention of her name, the camera spins around in tandem with the girl as she straightens herself, looking over to the host, who’s screen now shows her next to a little slice of the circle.]
HOST: Your message and vote comes courtesy of one “SirBob”.
SAYORI: Okay…
MESSAGE: “Sorry Sayori, everyone else seems more interesting. It’s probably just me who thinks that though, so I’m sure you’ll get to hang around a bit longer”.
[As the message ends with a click once more, the camera focuses in on Sayori, who is noticeably quiet at this message, not looking directly at the camera before we suddenly cut back to the usual close-up of the screen, showing yet another slice with a contestant’s face ready to reveal itself.]
HOST: And the last player to only receive one vote against them this episode is…
[The square reveals the next lucky player; a small mechanical contestant with long purple ‘hair’ flowing down before cutting to the player in question, their reddish eyes becoming duller and more relaxed once they realise they’re up, further confirmed by the host’s reply.]
HOST: …Doll.
[The robot pretends to breathe a little sigh of relief as the camera rests on her, the host continuing on in the background.]
HOST: Your vote and reason comes from “VoltFalcon”.
MESSAGE: “Kinda hard for me as the Red team is kinda stacked It's really between Ashley and Doll. I decided to vote for Doll due to her being very aggressive towards other contestants.”
[Doll looks around, trying to come up with something to refute this claim but before she gets the chance, the camera suddenly sweeps back over to the host, showing the red circle forming once again, although only a single quarter remains intact. The screen remains static on this sight as the host continues on.]
HOST: 12 votes are left, but only 3 players remain.
[We cut away to show these three players, standing in a similar fashion to the ‘final three’ on the Green Team, with all but one staring directly at the camera in lieu of the host.]
HOST: Ashley, Dormin, Kuzan. All three of you received at least three votes against you. Another 4, and the first player to be eliminated has 5. The question only remains, who will it be?
ASHLEY: Can you stop blue-balling and just tell us already? Just standing here with them’s giving me the creeps.
[Ashley turns to look at the horned horde of shadows to her left while Kuzan stands just to the right of the frame, seemingly out of sight despite his wide build.]
HOST: As you wish.
[The screen suddenly shifts back to the host once more as three slices combine together into one scarlet segment, a scarlet square forming just nearby as the host announces the results.]
HOST: With three votes against them, the penultimate player safe for this episode is…
[The square changes to reveal a horned body with blue whirlpools for eyes, staring intently at the viewer, before fading away to a close-up of these eyes, now in plain sight and not behind a TV screen.]
HOST: …Dormin.
[Dormin remains silent as they always do as the camera cuts to a shot of them taking up the majority of the left side of the frame, while everyone else on the team remains in the background, looking at them from the opposite side. The camera rests slightly on this shot as the host continues to speak.]
HOST: We’ve decided to play the message given out by “AU”.
[We hear the familiar click of the message as it starts up, giving way to yet another distorted voice, all the while we focus in on the demonic presence of the now safe Dormin.]
MESSAGE: “Do you mind doing anything beneficial during challenges or even existent other than being imposing and offering deals that may not even be fulfilled?”
[Dormin’s lips are sealed, even if they aren’t present physically, and not a word from their chorus of voices comes out, seemingly taking the message with good grace before we suddenly cut back over to Ashley and Kuzan, the former still looking over to their fellow team-mate to seemingly distract herself. But it’s all for naught as the filtered voice of the host catches both of their attention.]
HOST: Ashley and Kuzan… You are the final two remaining on your team, one of you will remain to see the next challenge, but another will not be so lucky, and their chance at winning the prize of their dreams will be forgotten like rain in the ocean. Before I announce the results however, let’s hear from your voters once more.
[We cut back to a close-up of the host, their screen changing to show just the red square now as it gives way to a picture of a girl clad entirely in black.]
HOST: Ashley, your first message comes from “UltDragon”.
[The usual tinny quality and distorted voice of the message echoes throughout the playing field as the starting click roars the message into life.]
MESSAGE: “Ashley hasn't really blown me away in terms of personality. As for the challenge, she did nothing but laugh at the name.”
ASHLEY: Well sorry for laughing at a stupid name for a stupid robot.
MILLIE: You were more than welcome to come up with better ideas!
ASHLEY: …Nah, Cum-Tron kinda fits such a hunk of junk.
[A little smile makes its way across Ashley’s pale face before we see the square now showing another face, eyes obscured by thick goggles and a beanie with scraggly hair before cutting to the player in question, their face matching the picture’s expression to an absolute T.]
HOST: As for Kuzan, your first vote reason comes from “JavierwithaJ”. Have a listen.
MESSAGE: “ No hate towards Kuzan, I just find him really...forgettable, like I have no idea what he did. Funny if the black guy's getting eliminated first.”
[For the first time in the episode, Kuzan reacts, and furthermore speaks up, lifting his head just slightly as he lets out a short and simple response.]
KUZAN: Fair, I guess.
[We cut to a new angle as Kuzan remains in the foreground, back and bangle to the camera as he looks once again to the host, ready to reveal yet another special message for the apathetic competitor.]
HOST: Kuzan, your next vote reason comes from one “Nahuelfire39”.
[We hear the familiar click of the message start once more before cutting to a new angle, zooming out to focus on Kuzan at first, but shifting out to reveal Ashley too, picking at her nails while the distorted voice drones on.]
MESSAGE: “ While many may blame Nacho for the loss, I personally think Kuzan was the least noticeable on the team, that's my opinion. I want to see how Josh can continue to lead his team and see if Nacho can redeem himself after the challenge.”
ASHLEY: …Who the hell’s Josh?
JOHN: I think they mea-
ASHLEY: It was a joke.
[At Ashley’s sudden interruption, the host turns their head, focusing their attention to the girl once more as the screen suddenly shows her picture once more, further increasing the tension much to her dismay.]
HOST: Ashley, your next vote reason is provided by “Ferro_LedStreet”.
MESSAGE: “Incompetence will not get this character anywhere. Rushing someone to fix something is diabolical and will not be taken lightly. Unless it's in an emergency.”
ASHLEY: Geez, you really think that’s such a bad thing? Since when did people get sour at me trying to help my fellow team out?
MILLIE: Remind me when you helped us out again?
HOST: Now, the final message we’ll share to you comes from “crownedAspen”.
MESSAGE: “Her major flaw in this is her inability to really work together in a team. While it is definitely true that losing a team member is an inevitability, this kind of infighting rarely ever lends to a team's success and would probably let her get eliminated next episode anyway, so I'm biting the bullet now. Plus, I have a feeling that separating her from her brother for too long might lead to something really bad happening. They just have that kind of relationship.”
ASHLEY: E- How do you know about Andy?
HOST: We see all, miss Graves. The fact we know about a brother should be the least surprising thing on your mind.
[Ashley’s eyes dart around in an almost shifty manner before the camera pans back to focus on Kuzan once more, the mountain of a man bracing himself as he tucked his hands into his pockets as the host prepares to speak once more.]
HOST: Now, our final vote reason comes from one “Harmonia” towards Kuzan.
[The voice plays briefly in an almost rushed manner, as if the tape itself was damaged, but the message still plays nontheless.]
MESSAGE: “no clue who they are or anything they did during the episode”
HOST: You don’t have anything to say on this?
[Kuzan remains silent as he always does as the camera shifts its focus onto the two players for just a brief moment before switching once more to the host’s screen. The still incomplete circle is nearly half-way filled, but like last time the remaining pieces soon come in full swing with a slight dividing line between them, squares at the ready to reveal the true loser of the episode.]
HOST: Ashley. Kuzan. One of you received 4 votes against you and will remain in the game, for now at least. The other, has received 5, and their tenure will promptly be terminated. And with this in mind, the final player the audience has made their decision to eliminate…
[All goes silent as the squares slowly morph to reveal who belongs to which sector of the crimson circle. And as it turns out, the larger piece belongs to the shorter, paler girl dressed entirely in white, while the stockier, tall mountain of a man takes up the smaller piece. Kuzan is safe, and as we cut to this episode’s eliminated player we see them trying their best not to act anything but cool, although its clear to everyone that this is just a little front as the host sets everything in stone.]
HOST: Ashley Graves. The Static Serene has spoken. Kuzan, you are our final player safe.
[Ashley takes one glance towards Kuzan as she plays with her hair, whispering under her breath.]
ASHLEY: Finally.
HOST: Ashley, would you mind stepping forward please?
[The camera focuses in on the girl as she takes just a step in front of her before pausing, clearly taking her time as a mischievous smile makes its way onto her face.]
HOST: Closer.
[She lets out an irritated sigh before complying, the camera quickly cutting to the host and Dr Wily as Ashley slowly begins to make her way into the frame from below, carrying her uncaring attitude with her.]
ASHLEY: That close enough for you?
HOST: Yes.
[The host turns their attention over now to the remaining players, the camera following suit as we see an overhead shot alongside the distant sound of something whirring in the distance, barely picked up by the audience watching as the host’s voice drowns it out.]
HOST: 1 has fallen. And soon, 25 will follow. But, do not wallow in your inevitable defeats, for now you should embrace the moment and think about what rewards await you next.
[The camera cuts over to Vician as she leans on slightly to Luigi, all the while the host continues their grand monologue.]
VIVIAN: Any idea where this is going?
LUIGI: Nuh-uh.
[We suddenly cut to a close-up of the host’s fingers, ready to snap before the camera zooms out, showing the unenthused Ashley and Wily nearby before the host continues on.]
HOST: We believe you all deserve a fresh change in scenery after staring at neon skies for so long.
[Suddenly the host’s metallic fingers move against one another, a clangy clicking noise echoing across the entire playing field as all suddenly turns black, causing a few of the players to mumble in confusion.]
MILLIE: Oh great, so we’re just gonna stay in the dark now?
MIKU: H-Hey, this isn’t funny y’know.
YUKONG: Ah! Hey Ben. Don’t step on my shoes!
BEN: But I didn’t-
NAKANAKA: It’s all going according to plan, all the pieces are in hand now…
NOELLE: Great, now she’s monologuing now. Hooray…
[We suddenly hear a slight buzz in the background, as a thin white light suddenly surrounds just one corner of the screen, tiny at first, but soon joined by brothers and sisters, sporting the same harsh light static glow over all of the players. We focus in on Komasan in particular as he tries to hide the light from blinding him with his paws, but as he does, his eyes go wide as he spots something.]
[We cut to his POV as we faintly see the host blaring static from their screen like usual, but Dr. Wily isn’t his usual apathetic self. In fact, he’s striking an almost startled pose as his eyes dart around, and back to the host. Ashley is present, but she is face-down on the floor, her bangle now removed as faint dots of red can be seen for just a brief moment before a bright light overwhelms the yokai’s vision once more.]
[We are then a close-up of his face as he comes too once more, the light around him now warm and pleasant, like a lovely summer’s day, still shielding his eyes but slowly letting his guard done once we hear the sound of distant birds cawing in the background and the sound of wind slowly rolling over water.]
KOMASAN: Oh my-
[Taking a break from all of the close-ups, we instead get an establishing shot of the playing field, and it has remarkably changed. Gone are the dark but pretty neon skies, now replaced with a palette of whites and blues, like a watercolour painting brought to life, and the contestants aren’t standing on hard pavement any more, instead they are standing directly in sand, blanketed just over their shoes and feet as the serene landscape takes people’s breaths away.]
JOHN: Wow, it’s…
N: A beach huh? Now we’re talking.
COCO: But we’re still inside whetever this place is, I don’t feel particularly warm.
[Amid the sudden influx of off-screen voices, Komasan looks back as we cut to a familiar shot from before, focusing on the host and Wily, but now two things have changed. The first is that Ashley is nowhere to be found, her body completely gone with no chance being buried under the smooth sandy terrain. And the second, is that within the host’s mechanical grip lies a bangle with a red ring of light slowly fading away. Once it stops, the host speaks up, changing their view from static to the figure drenched in shadows once more.]
HOST: Everyone likes a beach, for the time being you can relax and have ‘fun in the sun’, but now that you know the consequences of losing, I doubt such things will be on your mind.
SAYORI: Wait! Where did Ashley go?
HOST: Hmm. Oh, well don’t worry about her for now.
BEN: What’s that supposed to-
HOST: Luigi!
[The camera suddenly swerves to face the plumber as we hear the sound of the host’s fingers clicking once more, Luigi staring at the host offscreen as he stands to attention.]
LUIGI: Y-Yeah?
HOST: Mind your head.
LUIGI: Wha-?
[Luigi slowly looks up before his eyes dilate, a large shadow looming over from above and growing more and more as he hops put of the way, a large bag with yellow twine wrapped around it crashing into the sandy floor below, before smaller bags find their way over to the other teams, with cyan and magenta twine around them respectively. Luigi goes to pick up the bag, stumbling slightly and being exherting himself but still managing to hold onto the heavy thing.]
LUIGI: This is way heavier then the last one.
HOST: As it should be. Your total points have all been added to the ‘challenge bonus’ we have just given you. The Green team now has 1100 points, the Blue Team 500, and the Red Team just 300.
[We cut over to the Blue Team as Rayman lifts the bag up by the neck, rubbing his chin just slightly as he whispers to himself.]
RAYMAN: Did the blindfold really cost that much?
REAGAN: The what?
RAYMAN: Eh, nothin’!
[Rayman lets out a little smile trying to hide his impulse purchase from the tired Reagan while in the back we see Doll lifting up the bag in a similar fashion, all of the contestant’s attention focused on the host as we hear the sounds of footsteps in the sound, getting louder with each iteration.]
HOST: If you’d come with us, we would be glad to explain what your reward is.
NAMI: Our reward?
LUIGI: Think he’s just talkin’ about me.
COCO: How are you so sure?
LUIGI: Well… Only one way to find out I guess.
[We cut to an overhead shot as the host makes their way across the sandy shores of the playing field, the groups following behind in droves as they become little bitty dots to the viewers, walking to an unknown location, in the red team’s huddle we can see wisps of black smoke stream upwards, seemingly from Dormin’s exposed body in this artifical atmosphere.]
[After a few seconds of resting on this angle however, we cut to a close-up of the Red Team, now missing its ‘weakest link’ as they all look at each-other with mixed emotions. Some like Gojo, John, and Millie are trying to make the best of a bad situation however, particularly John as his raspy voice can be heard among the crowd.]
JOHN: What do you think’s going to be on offer today then?
DORMIN: Nothing beneficial.
JOHN: Well, that’s a touch too pessimistic isn’t it?
DORMIN: It is no surprise to us.
GOJO: Yeah, for once I gotta agree with the demon guy. Don’t think there’s gonna be anything that’s like, gonna make us win every challenge.
JOHN: Well, you never know. Maybe we’ll find a trump card for our next task!
GOJO: Such confidence.
DORMIN: Or naivety.
[They all continue to walk along before the camera cuts to a seemingly nee building, large and imposing but made up of wood and wicker, like a makeshift hut buried underneath sand for milennia now looking to the sun. Not a single thing from the inside can be seen, all blocked head to toe by poles of this new tropical house, all except for a familiar metal door, sticking out like a sore thumb as it hides in the shadow of its wooden body.]
[Before long, we see the legs of the host as they make their way inside, turning the door methodically before eventually the legs of the competitors make their way in the foreground, stepping closer and closer to this building. We cut away from this angle and focus on a nee medium shot, particularly on Jimmy as he stares at this ‘new’ place, but his eyes and ears catch something away in the background.
[We can hear the soft sound of shoes pushing against sand as his eyes look over to his right, the camera following suit as he notices Wily slinking away from everyone else, back turned to the camera as it rests entirely on this shot. We cut back to the medium angle of Jimmy, stopping in place while everyone makes their way inside. That is until an off-screen voice catches his attention.]
KOMASAN: You spooked?
JIMMY: Wuh?
[As he looks down, the camera suddenly switches to show the small yokai tugging slightly at his sleeve as the boy pulls him away, cutting back to a close-up of Jimmy’s face as he turns his attention back to the building.]
JIMMY: Nah.
[He soon makes his way to the left side of the screen, disappearing from the frame before we cut to the inside of the building itself. Thin wisps of light stream from the outside as what appears to be simple sacks full of sand line the bottom, creating a somehow smooth surface. With the makeshift desk and the ornate bell sitting atop of it, it becomes clear to everyone that the building they’re standing is the ‘renovated’ store, discarding its once neon disguise and stapling a more ‘tropical’ one instead.]
[As the contestants mutter to themselves, the host’s mechanical proxy body makes their way over to the desk, turning themselves around before banging their metallic palm against the bell, the harsh ringing catching everyone off-guard and forcing everyone’s attention over to them. Including the audience as we cut to a medium shot of the host, pitch black darkness behind them as their distorted voice gives everyone pause.]
HOST: Before you ask, with each contestant eliminated we will give a new change of scenery to the playing field and all around it. These will last for entire episodes so take in the sights, it may just be your last on this show.
[Their arm motions to the back of them as sunlight suddenly bursts through the top, revealing a shelf with a standard array of items, each with their own fresh pricetag, all descending in value as the list descends from height order. On the top shelf lie a massage gun, an old looking piece of parchment paper rolled up into a tight tube and a rope fashioned into a lasso.]
[Beneath are a toy lightsaber, a bouquet of blue flowers, ones clearly not native to this beachy terrain, a white book with the title, “tiny loves.” in Comic Sans. The shelf below contains a glass eye, a standard white pillow, and a steak wrapped in clingfilm. As the a]camera slowly tilts down to focus on these items, the host’s TV head suddenly steps in from the left side of the frame, blocking the camera’s view as they continue speaking.]
HOST: These are of course what we have on offer for this episode, but before it properly opens, I have a special surprise for one particular player. Luigi?
[The camera suddenly cuts to focus on the green plumber, still carrying the large and heavy bag in his hands as everyone turns to look over at him.]
HOST: Would you mind stepping forward?
[He gives a curt nod before stepping over to the counter, the camera cutting away to show the host and Luigi near it as with a grunt he heaves the heavy bag onto the wooden slab. His eyes scan the items on offer while the host continues.]
HOST: Now, since the audience has picked you as their favourite player on your team, we have decided that you shall get the first item before anyone else. Anything catch your eye?
[We cut to Luigi’s point of view as he takes a glance at the items, rubbing his face before cutting to a close-up of the plumber, as he prepares to make a descision.]
LUIGI: Well, I guess I’m a lil’ hungry. Could go for the steak I guess.
HOST: Excellent choice.
[As Luigi reaches over to the bag, ready to pull out some coins, he is suddenly stopped by the host’s hand, nearly digging into their contestants as Luigi looks up at them in surprise.]
HOST: This is your reward, Luigi. You don’t have to pay for what you’ve rightfully earned.
LUIGI: Oh eh… nice! Do I get like express delivery too?
[As Luigi chuckles to himself, the light bathing the shelf suddenly switches off before turning back on again, and on the counter we can see the steak, as if it teleported by itself over to its moustachioed buyer. He blinks slightly in surprise once he notices the slab of meat as he looks back to the shelf, the host continuing on.]
HOST: If you gain the audience’s favour, then you are entitled to one free item. The item you chose however, will be replaced with something new as well.
[We cut to a close-up of what has replaced the cheap meat, revealing a simple black bowl with what appears to be meatballs inside, the price tag below reading “200 points”. The camera continues to zoom out slowly as the host explains further.]
HOST: Depending on how many players are left remaining on your team, the price will go up or down accordingly, and of course this can be bought gy any team as well, even if they won or lost the prior challenge.
[We cut over to a wide-angle shot, showing everyone in the room as the host turns to face the other players, Luigi carrying the cling-filmed steak as he notices blood drip out slightly, grossing him out just a little bit, but still taking in the host’s final words.]
HOST: And we believe that takes care of everything. As usual, expect messages from your sponsors and the next challenge to appear soon, in the meantime try your best to relax and survive in this growing game. If you want our advice, talk with your team-mates, you’re in your specific teams for a reason after all.
[The camera cuts to a close-up of the host’s screen head, focusing more and more on the shadowed silhouette as they grasp their hands together, ready to sign off.]
HOST: And for now, we must bid you all a fair adieu…
[The screen suddenly switches off as the host’s body falls limp to the floor, contorting like a metallic ragdoll and crashing to the baggy floor below with a slight thump in its stride. We cut to an overhead shot as some of the players look over at its lifeless body, while some choose to walk right out of the store. We cut to focus in on Luigi as he makes his way over to his slightly-formed team, the green rings around their bangles illuminating in the shadows as he looks to Nami, Negative Man, N, and Vivian. None of them say a word until N tips the brim of his hat.]
N: So… beach episode.
[The players look around to him as Negative Man speaks up.]
NEGATIVE MAN: What was that?
N: We’re on a beach, or what looks to be a beach for this episode. Therefore, beach episode.
VIVIAN: Do you know what that term means?
N: Yeah it means, episode… on the beach, is that really that cryptic?
NAMI: Whatever, just move past it. I’m gonna see whether there’s like a shore or something. You guys are like, free to join if you want.
N: Don’t mind if I do.
LUIGI: I’m gonna go cook this real quick, I’ll probably meet you guys soon!
[As the players ready to make their leave, the camera cuts away to focus in on the other members of the Green Team, particularly D.Va and Coco as they make their way back to their team’s house. As the two women walk, D.Va strikes up a little conversation as the bright sun glows down on them, Coco almost burying her sunglasses against her eyelids to block it all out.]
D.VA: Hey, shouldn’t you be hot right now?
COCO: …Excuse me?
D.VA: The sun’s out and we’re on a beach, but it doesn’t feel really warm. I mean you’re wearing so many layers and dark clothing, but you seem perfectly fine. Isn’t that just a little odd?
COCO: Oh right! Yeah, totally… I guess, sure.
[As D.va turns her hood to look at Coco, the camera cuts to a new angle of a medium shot, showing the two of them while a new building makes its way into view, where the green team’s house once stood.]
D.VA: You don’t sound all that sure.
COCO: I don’t really care at this point, there’s a lot of weird red flags around this place so I’m thinking it’s best to just ignore it all together and go with the flow.
[Coco’s sarcastic, yet playful tone causes D.Va to roll her eyes slightly as she turns her head back around, stopping slightly as she notices the building just in the distance, speaking once more.]
D.VA: Oh, they changed that as well!
COCO: Whoop-di-do.
[The camera suddenly cuts to the inside of one of the newly renovated house, looking like the standard type of cabin you might find at some cheap beach resort, the house looking fairly modern and with the same structural layout as before, warm sunlight streaming in from a nearby window and little decorations such as beach balls and tropical wreaths made from blue flowers lining the floor.]
[In the middle of the room and just to the right of the shot, lies a standard door, fairly modern and almost standard looking, but as it opens the same can’t be said for the person opening it, their hands grasped on the door and floating in the air as the rest of his limbless body steps forward. As he steps into the frame, Rayman is revealed, taking a little look at the space with a slight surprised smile on his face.]
RAYMAN: Alright, no graffiti this time!
[As Rayman smiles, Noelle suddenly barges past him without saying a word, causing the door to open just slightly more before she makes her way upstairs, seemingly in a rush as Rayman just looks up towards her, the camera cutting to a close-up of his face as he arches his brow just slightly, speaking in a low sarcastic grumble.]
RAYMAN: And a “Thank you” too…
[The camera cuts to a more wide-angle shot as he steps his way inside, but as he does Miku steps forward, causing his slightly sour mood to disappear as the vibrant blue girl nodded slightly towards him.]
MIKU: Thank you!
RAYMAN: No problem.
[As Miku steps out of the frame, Rayman moves his hand out, ready to push the door away when suddenly Ben bursts in, just dodging the door before looking down to Rayman.]
BEN: Ah! Eh, thanks.
RAYMAN: Don’t mention it.
[We can see in his eyes Rayman getting just a little tired of this charade now as Jimmy soon makes his way inside, the bullish boy not saying a word as Rayman waits a little bit more, tapping his foot slightly, just waiting for any more of his team to pass on by.]
RAYMAN: Anyone else then?
[He shouts in a cheerful, but still somewhat apathetic manner, but he is met with the calm comforting presence of silence, which makes him somewhat relieved. The camera switches to a new angle, focusing on Rayman from behind as he throws the door back on itself, finally closing the damn thing before he triumphantly brushes his hands off his intentional duties. He lets out a little hum as he turns around, eyes closed and a smile on his snout before a sudden bombastic voice catches him off of his detached feet.]
CAINE: So you’re a bellboy now, are you?
[Rayman yelps slightly at Caine’s off-screen voice, falling to the ground in surprise as the camera follows him, before swiftly cutting to his point of view, the scarelt ringmaster floating in the air like he always does, Rayman could see what would appear to be a little smile form on his teeth, although it’s unclear whether it’s real or just a figment of his imagination as Caine simply spews out words like they’re free.]
CAINE: Understandable, opening doors and closing them is no small feat you know. Why back where I’m from they’re a respectable profession, like giving out traffic cones and learning all about pythons, or if you’re from a worse-off place, being a dentist!
[As Caine continues to babble on, we cut to a close-up of Rayman’s face, now a bored and frustrated look in his eyes as he rubs his head just slightly before violently cutting away from the Blue Team for now. We cut to a new location, this time the Red Team’s house, of course with one member missing. The atmosphere is somewhat empty, especially as the audience is thrust into the empty living room, looking virtually unchanged aside from a few licks of dull paint on the walls and a wooden floor. And sunlight streaming in.]
[Okay, nevermind it isn’t a similar sight, but as the camera pans over to the door, we do see a familiar sight as some of the team-members begin to make their way into the frame, specifically John, Doll and Millie. The former seems to be taking the situation a little too well compared to everyone else as he gently pushes past them, noticing the glum look on their faces as opposed to the cracked snd scarred smile on his.]
JOHN: Okay, so we lost. But, we had to.
MILLIE: We had to- You mean, you set us up?!
JOHN: Oh no no. Sorry, slip of the tongue. Ashley may be gone now, god rest her soul.
MILLIE: Wait she’s dead?
JOHN: Well… I don’t know the specifics but she’s gone.
[We cut to focus in on the two girls, Doll to the left side and Millie to the right as the imp crosses her arms, clearly unsatisfied with the soldier’s vague answer, but that doesn’t stop him from continuing on even if his raspy voice off-screen isn’t heard or respected by the two of them.]
JOHN: No matter what, we would have to let somebody go, she just happened to be the first unfortunately.
DOLL: Yeah, it’s a real shame now that she’s gone.
JOHN: But, does that mean we’re gonna just give up and cry about it? Hell no.
MILLIE: Here we go again.
[The camera pans around to John, a determined look in his hollowed eyes, his voice taking on an almost dramatic and bombastic tone as the camera slowly zooms in on, ready to give some motivational speech to a less than enthused dynamic duo.]
JOHN: We gotta push through this, otherwise there’ll be no end in sight of us losing and losing again. If you’re content with doing nothing and lazing about, now’s the perfect opportunity. But it’s the perfect opportunity to strike while the iron is hot!
[He grasps his wrinkled fingers against the bangle around his neck, wincing slightly as he pulls on it but continuing on nonetheless with that same determined fire in his dark cloudy eyes.]
JOHN: Like it or not, we’re a team. And I don’t wanna see this ship sink and the rats scurry out just because no-one wants to steer the damn thing. So I ask you this; girls, are we gonna be losers again, or are we gonna be winners?
[He raises up his arm triumphantly, expecting a round of applause but is only met with the dull reality of silence, the camera rests on a close up of his face as he looks off-screen, his eyes furrowing from disappointment before we cut to a better angle. His tattered red coat is to the camera now, and while Doll is still to the left side of the screen, and still listening to the red-bangled man, the same can’t be said for their demonic third wheel. Millie is now missing, the right side of the screen now empty and bare as silence fills the room.]
JOHN: When did she leave?
DOLL: Pretty soon in.
JOHN: Ah. But, you heard it, right?
DOLL: Yes, but I-
JOHN: Great, fantastic!
[John turns around with a smile on his face, walking just off-screen before the camera soon tracks his movements, cutting to a medium shot of the man as he talks in a more joyful manner to his mechanised team-mate as he makes his way over to the couch, slowly leaning down.]
JOHN: Now, all that standing has done a number on my old bones, so I’m gonna lay low he-
KUZAN: Occupied.
[Kuzan’s deep bellow of a voice startles John as he suddenly gets up, the camera slowly zooming out to reveal him on the couch once again as his more active and unsightly team-mate looks down to him in surprise.]
JOHN: Wha- When did you get here?
KUZAN: Since you started talking.
DOLL: So you’ve been here the whole time then?
KUZAN: Maybe? Who cares?
[Kuzan lets out a little yawn as the camera cuts to a close-up of his scraggly face, putting his hands to the back of his head as he rests against the couch, dwarfing it in size as he continues to speak in a low but laidback fashion.]
KUZAN: I’m gonna nap. Not like there’s anything good to do around here.
[The camera cuts back to focus on John while Doll lies in the background, looking around slightly before disappearing from the room, leaving John with a resting Kuzan, muttering to himself as he adjusts his tattered sleeves just slightly.]
JOHN: Now I see what they meant by you ‘doing nothing’.
[The camera suddenly cuts away to a new scene, showing a sunny shore, the summer sun shining down on the water and dispersing white dots and beams across its thin cerulean surface, the waves themselves calm yet forceful, as if co-ordinated in some strange playful parade. The sand just near the bottom of the frame is a perfect clump of beige, malleable yet peaceful by itself before we suddenly hear the sound of footsteps in the distance, growing closer and closer.]
[Before long we see a pair of legs run across the frame, disrupting the nice view for just a breath moment and leaving the sand below entirely squashed, the legs themselves are wrapped in what appear to be brown baggy material – the kind you definitely wouldn’t find on the beach. For another brief moment we bear witness to the peaceful sight once more as the wind picks, before we hear footsteps once more and the sound of a female voice panting. Another pair of legs run on by, but slower, and more exposed.]
[The camera suddenly cuts to reveal who this mysterious new runner is; revealing it to be the delusioned schoolgirl herself; Nakanaka, the camera following her movements but remaining static on her face and torso as she runs, clearly out of breath. Before long, she stops and almost keels over from exhaustion, her face red and with a confused and frustrated look in her eye and brows. The camera cuts to focus on her more as she slowly rises up, looking to the right of the frame at someone off-screen.]
NAKANAKA: How in the hell-?
NEGATIVE MAN: We’ll cross off ‘super-speed’ then.
[As opposed to Nakanaka’s raspy, breathless voice, Negative Man’s is more refined and calm, and as we cut to show him in the sand, full outfit and all we can see his body is also feeling the same way too. His bandaged hands in his pockets as his thick coat blows slightly in the wind, looking over to his team-mate as he steps just a little bit closer.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Okay so that’s teleportation, controlling fish, clairvoyancy… Am I missing anything important?
NAKANAKA: You really don’t think I have powers, don’t you?
[Negative Man lets out a little noise, underneath the wrapped bandages it’s hard to make out what it is or really how to describe it, other than some kind of reaction that neither Nakanaka or the audience can unwrap.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Not saying it’s out of the question, kid. I wanna believe it, you’d be a real big help in the challenges if you had em.
[He puts a covered hand onto Nakanaka’s shoulder, covered by her thick jacket, but the girl brushes it off like sand before grabbing the jacket’s side and wrapping herself in it.]
NAKANAKA: I do, I just need… I don’t need to explain it to you!
[The camera pauses on Negative Man for a brief moment before his voice is heard once more.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Guess we can add ‘believable lying’ to that list as well.
NAKANAKA: I do have powers! You’ll see, you’ll all see!
[Nakanaka points out her finger, making her grave remark with an almost deathly stare in her fiery eyes before walking out of the frame, the camera cutting back to Negative Man as we hear small and subtle footsteps in the sand just in the background, before hearing a voice.]
YUKONG: What was that about?
[Negative Man turns to his right as the camera pans around, revealing the elegantly-dressed Yukong, sticking out like a sore thumb here, due to her appearance and the ring around her bangle. Regardless, Negative Man speaks to her in a polite tone.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Eh, nothing usual. Just the same ‘I have powers and I will destroy you until your name and your legacy are nothing but dust in the wind’ spiel.
YUKONG: Oh… Does it happen often?
NEGATIVE MAN: Often? Try every day, it’s like the girl’s sneaking in a thesaurus every night to try and learn new ways how to say the same old thing.
YUKONG: I wonder why she acts like that.
NEGATIVE MAN: You and me both.
[Negative Man and Yukong speak in silence before cutting to a new angle, showing close-ups of the two from the side of their face as they look into the distance, the sound of the wind blowing past them as Yukong remains in focus, while the more covered Negative Man stays blurry in the background, but not for long.]
NEGATIVE MAN: So, what kinda threat are you putting on the table then?
[The roles change as Yukong turns to look over to the green competitor, Negative Man now focused and sharp for the camera in the foreground, while Yukong becomes blurry and out of focus even as she speaks to him.]
YUKONG: What threat?
NEGATIVE MAN: Well you tell me, you’re the one coming here with one.
[Yukong pauses before scrambling to come up with a response, the camera switching to a close-up of her face in full as she speaks to her accursed accuser.]
YUKONG: I think there’s been a clear misunderstanding. I’m not here to threaten anyone, honestly!
NEGATIVE MAN: Well, what are you here for then?
YUKONG: A truce.
[The camera cuts to focus now on the both of them, staring at one another before Negative Man responds.]
NEGATIVE MAN: A… truce?
YUKONG: Yes.
NEGATIVE MAN: Why?
YUKONG: Why not, don’t you think it’s useful to have someone looking out for you?
NEGATIVE MAN: Yeah, but why now? I mean, only one person got eliminated, and it wasn’t from your team or my team.
YUKONG: True. But you know that sooner or later one of us is going to lose, it might even be the very next challenge. Which is why I want to ensure that neither of us try to backstab one another in the challenges, it just doesn’t seem fair, you know?
[Negative Man pauses slightly as the camera cuts to a more relaxed shot of him, hands in his pockets as he tilts his head up just slightly, despite his eyes being covered extensively from view, he is still looking right over at the blue-ringed woman and her offer, giving pause before answering back.]
NEGATIVE MAN: This a thing you’ve talked with your team?
YUKONG: Well… I haven’t talked to them yet. But drastic times call for dra-
NEGATIVE MAN: Drastic measures, I know. Seems to me you’re being a bit too drastic though. I mean, it’s interesting don’t get me wrong but… just, ask me sometime later, alright? Alright.
[Negative Man walks away, leaving Yukong in the dust, or more rather sand in his case, as the camera watches from her perspective, the sun adding in the faintest bits of reddish and pink pigments to its otherwise ocean-blue sky, before the camera tilts up to look at it fully. We then cut to an overhead shot, showing Yukong as she looks up to the sky, arms to her side as if carefully observing it before letting out a sigh, although whether it’s frustration or relief is unclear.]
[We cut to the inside of a new building, large and spacious and taking on the sudden new change in aesthetic direction, wooden torches lined up to the side like some gaudy tiki festival, but to the end of the room there is an unmistakable metal door, leading to an otherwise metal and more familiar room; the kitchen.]
[We cut to a new angle from the interior of this room, as a small little window rests in the middle of the frame – showing us a large table in the middle of the room with contestants all around it, unmistakably the dining hall. The camera slowly pans to the left as we hear the sounds of cupboards and fridges getting opened and subsequently shut before we rest on a close-up of an unactivated hob. That quickly changes however when we hear a few small clicks and the thing roars to life, spewing out blue and orange flame like a dragon before something metal is placed on top of it.]
[The camera quickly tilts up, revealing a frying pan as a few smudges of butter are thrown into the pot, melting away into gooey nothingness as someone nearby hums a little tune, their white-gloved hands coming into view as they drop in a slab of meat into the pan, causing it to sizzle in the yellow oily sea. We cut to an overhead shot to reveal that it’s Luigi as he mumbles and sings a little song under his breath before he makes his way over to the left, opening up a cupboard.]
[When we cut, we see nothing but the cupboard door for a few brief seconds, alongside the clinking of glass against one another, before the door suddenly closes. We see Luigi of course, holding what appears to be spice bottles in his hands, but in the background we can see someone new, staring right at Luigi, even if it seems like he can’t. As Luigi turns around he screams, noticing his new blindfolded guest as he stumbles slightly, nearly throwing the bottles in the air at the sight of Gojo.]
LUIGI: Dios mio, you almost gave me a heart attack!
GOJO: Sorry.
[We cut back to focus on Luigi as Gojo steps across the camera for a brief second, his usual charismatic voice flowing off-screen as the camera follows the plumber’s movements over to the stove stain.]
GOJO: What you making?
LUIGI: Just some steak.
GOJO: Nice, nice.
[When we swivel around back to the stove, we see Gojo crouched over it, arms resting on the counter and smiling as he’s joined by Luigi. We then cut to an alternate shot from inside the pan as both Luigi and Gojo stare down at the meat, fizzing and scalding away while they are illuminated slightly by an orange glow. As Luigi begins to pour little flakes of pepper onto the steak, and subsequently the camera, the two of them strike up a conversation.]
LUIGI: You want me to cook up something for you too?
GOJO: Not really hungry, but thanks for the offer. That’s already looking way better then what those divers can cook up.
LUIGI: Yeah. I’ve had enough of ‘mystery meat’ for dinner, at least now I know what I’m making!
[As Luigi prepares to pour more of the pepper onto the camera we cut over to a close-up of Gojo, a little smile of knowing on his face, clearly knowing more about the steak then Luigi does, but biting his tongue for now and keeping up the little lie as he changes the subject.]
GOJO: How you having it? Rare? Medium rare?
LUIGI: Uh… what’s the most cooked option, again?
GOJO: Well done.
LUIGI: Aw thanks!
GOJO: No, that’s what it’s called, it’s called a ‘well done’.
LUIGI: Oh yeah…
[Gojo steps closer to Luigi, lifting his blindfold just slightly but before the audience can get a good look at his eyes, the camera cuts to a different angle, showing the two men with their backs to the camera while Luigi grabs the handle, rumbling it together as if ready to flip it like a pancake.]
GOJO: Man, even my eyes are watering.
LUIGI: It shouldn’t be doing that. You have allergies?
GOJO: No, man you are terrible at picking up hints. No offence.
LUIGI: Eh, none taken.
[Luigi steadies himself some more, putting both hands onto the pan’s handle and rumbling the steak while Gojo puts his blindfold back over his eyes, the camera cutting to properly focus on both of them from the opposite angle. Luigi has a confident look in his eyes, sticking his tongue out and focusing hard on the brownish meat as Gojo looks on in confusion.]
GOJO: You trying to get a groove on or something?
LUIGI: Nope. Just preparing to flip it.
GOJO: To flip it?
LUIGI: Yep!
GOJO: To flip a 5-pound slab of meat that has burning away in butter for like 2 minutes on the highest heat.
LUIGI: Uh yeah.
GOJO: And you’re gonna toss it right into the air and catch it with the same pan.
LUIGI: Duh. I’m not gonna throw it up at the ceiling and see if it sticks!
[Gojo turns away just slightly, unsure of what to say while Luigi still plays with his food dangerously, trying to catch a rhythm as he tilts the heavy pan up and down. After a few moments of silence, Gojo looks over with that same smile of his before putting his hand onto Luigi’s back and patting it.]
GOJO: Well, go for it. I’m a terrible cook anyway, how am I gonna judge a clear craftsman at work. Knock yourself out.
LUIGI: Thanks!
[Luigi smiles and looks over to the white-haired dude as he makes his leave, leaving Luigi all alone in the frame with nothing but the meat for company. As Gojo walks off-screen we suddenly cut away to the kitchen door as Gojo slowly enters, Luigi barely visible in the background as he prepares for the ultimate flip. Gojo lets out a little sniff from his nose before raising up three fingers, closed at the moment but slowly moving a finger down as each second passes.]
GOJO: And three… two… one.
[In the background we finally see Luigi flip the steak but before we could see what happens after, the camera pans around to focus in on Gojo, quickly disappearing from the frame to the right side as we hear Luigi’s shrill scream in the background, quickly being cut off as the scene transitions over to the store. We can see from the small gaps in the walls that it is now early evening and as a result, the surrounding area is covered entirely by shadow, stretching out over every inch as little spots of light squeeze through.]
[Before long however, the door swings open, letting in the early evening light as Ben and Jimmy step inside, the former carrying the bag in his hands as he looks to the smaller, stockier boy. Jimmy on the other hand has his eyes dead-set in front of him, staring right back at the camera and never noticing the taller teen’s little glances, as Jimmy steps forward the camera quickly changes to an overhead shot as Ben soon follows, his voice squeaking just slightly as his old sneakers step on the fallen floor.]
BEN: You sure this is a good idea?
JIMMY: Of course, you got anything better to do?
BEN: Well, yeah. I could-
JIMMY: That was rhetorical, jackass.
[We cut to a medium shot at Ben, glaring angrily at Jimmy just off-screen as he makes his way over to the counter, setting the bag onto it before he eyes up the ornate bell just in reach of his spindly arms.]
JIMMY: You know the plan at least, don’t you?
BEN: Yeah, I ri-
JIMMY: Don’t say it out loud jackass, there’s cameras you know. Now be quiet.
[Ben rolls his eyes, accidentally looking right into the camera as he shuts himself up, before opening the bag and sending all of the coins crashing down onto the counter, the small little points clattering and yelling in a choir of silver and copper as some bounce off to the floor. Ben begins to ring the bell, slamming his hand directly against it and making enough noise to raise any walkers as the camera cuts to a new angle. The majority of the screen is drenched in darkness as Ben remains far away, taking pause for just a moment before he leans forward, yelling out to the camera.]
BEN: Heloooooo? Anyone hooome?
[After some silence, the scraggly teen continues his routine, and before long he finally gets a voice – a voice that is all too familiar to both him, Jimmy, and the audience.]
WILY: I’m here! Stop your assault, you’re going to give me a migraine!
[Out from the shadows steps out an old man with wild greying hair, dressed in a lab-coat with a bright white ring of light around the cold metal bangle around his neck. As he brushes past the camera, we cut to a new angle as Dr. Wily makes his slow entrance to Ben, getting more clear in the sickly early evening light while he speaks, rubbing his temple in annoyance.]
WILY: You only need to ring once, I’m not deaf you kno-
[Suddenly Wily’s irritated voice is interrupted as he dramatically falls down to the floor, disappearing from view and the camera shaking once we hear a mighty thud. We cut to a new camera angle as Ben peers down at the counter, looking over at Wily before he rises back to his feet, rubbing his forehead and groaning slightly in pain – his eyes still filled with irritation as they become fixed on somebody.]
WILY: What the hell are you doing on the floor?
JIMMY: I can ask you the same thing, old man!
[The camera focuses on the two of them, each trying their best to get up on the floor as they bicker and argue like an old married couple, Ben watching on in silence to this encounter.]
WILY: I’m 54, that’s barely even old! What are you like, 11?
JIMMY: 15.
WILY: Well whatever, lose some weight, it’s not exactly good for a boy that’s… your age to be as round as a football.
JIMMY: Oh yeah, you’ve got a bald spot like a bowling ball, old man.
WILY: That, that doesn’t even make sense! And I can’t help but notice you’re dodging my question, just what are you doing on the floor?
[We cut to a new angle now as Jimmy stares down Wily with his arms crossed, taking on a bullish stance in the background while Wily remains in the foreground, back turned to the camera and being shot more close-up as opposed to the more medium framing of Jimmy.]
JIMMY: None of your business.
WILY: Very well then.
[Wily suddenly turns around to look behind him, inadvertently looking to the camera as he speaks to the other entrant of the store.]
WILY: What was he doing on the floor?
[We cut back to Ben as he tries to act tough just like the younger teen, crossing his sleeved arms and putting on a brave face, even though its clear to everyone in the room that nobody but Ben is buying that sorry trick, evident by his voice cracking just slightly as he talks back.]
BEN: Nothing. So, what are you doing he-
WILY: I’m a slave now.
[Jimmy and Ben look over to Wily, unsure what he means as the younger, bullish boy, scoffs in surprise.]
JIMMY: What, they got you in like chains or something?
WILY: Might as well. I’m not here by choice, I just signed a desperate contract for a desperate person, and now… I’m paying the price for it.
BEN: Dang that… sucks.
WILY: I don’t need your pity. You’re here to buy something, get it over with.
[Suddenly the light behind Wily illuminates as the old man steps out of frame, turning around slightly as the audience ganders at the items on display. Strangely enough, two items seem to be missing, leaving the two teens with only seven items to choose from. But as we see his hand slowly creep into the frame, the audience notices that Jimmy seems to be dead set on one item in particular; the replica lightsaber.]
[The camera switches to a new angle, focusing on the counter and the coins lazily strewn across it, but despite how many coins there are, the Blue Team are actually 100 points short from the 600 point item. But that doesn’t stop Jimmy at all as the camera cuts to his face, determined and ready before snatching the lightsaber in his hands with a look of almost child-like glee on his face.]
JIMMY: Ha! Alright!
[The camera now rests on a medium shot of the schoolboy as he carries it in both his hands, taking a mighty stance with his legs, while in the distance we can hear the faint sound of something electronic, getting higher and higher with pitch, but neither Ben or Jimmy are able to pick up on it. Just as he’s ready to press a button and get away scot-free, Jimmy suddenly yelps out in pain as we hear a buzz, but only for just a brief blip of a second.]
[The pain is enough to send Jimmy down to the floor as he clutches at his bangle in frustration, the loud thump he makes catching Ben’s attention as he leans over the counter, not helping his partner in crime in the slightest. We can hear the sound starting up once again, getting higher in pitch while the camera focuses entirely on Ben, his shaky voice screeching over everything else.]
BEN: What happened? Is it booby trap-
[We hear the brief buzzed blip once more as Ben suddenly falls victim to this strange affliction, the shock sending him slamming down on the counter, enough to hurt him slightly but only enough pain to cause just an ache in his bones rather than a break. The camera focuses in on him as he pants for air, looking around in shock as he grabs his bangle, trying his best to get back on his feet once more.]
BEN: What the hell was tha-!
[Another blip rings out, and another shock sends Ben crashing down, Jimmy joining in this chorus of pain while the camera tilts up, revealing that where the lightsaber replica was originally propped up, it has now been replaced by metallic cold bars, contrasting every other piece of decoration inside, from the plastic knicknacks, the wooden cupboard, and the wicker walls all around.]
[We cut away from the two teenagers and focus now on the Blue Team’s house, more specifically the kitchen, looking as standard as any other kitchen despite the layout and bright paint on the walls. Just from the nearby window we can see that the sun has just begun setting and the outside is blanketed in darkness just slightly while the lights in the kitchen are turned on, brightly illuminating the area, apart from one unlit spot.]
[In this spot is Reagan, sipping on another cup of coffee as she stares out at the window, hand on the counter as she takes slow sips from the steaming pot, hovering the fragile cup over the sink just in case another accident happens. In the background we start to hear the sounds of singing, but it doesn’t sound like any normal voice, while distant it is certainly distinct, almost automatic in an auditory way. Reagan notices this as well as she straightens up slightly, her sunken-in eyes looking around and trying to figure out where this pleasing voice is coming from before walking away and out of the frame.]
[The camera cust to her in the hallway, coffee still in hand as the voice grows nearer and nearer, before long Reagan manages to find something amiss as the camera cuts to zoom in on this strange sight; the living room door is closed. We cut back to a close-up of Reagan as she pulls on its cold handle, before swinging it open, the camera switching to her perspective so the audience figures out just what is happening, just as the voice becomes fully clear to everyone.]
[Reagan notices Miku, standing on top of the couch as she sings her heart out acapella style, trying her best to dance like an idol on the otherwise awkward couch, meanwhile Caine is right behind her, watching on like a proud parent while holding a heavy boom mic, his scarlet arms shaking just from the weight of it all as he tries to capture Miku’s singing.]
MIKU: The #1 princess in the world / You'd better keep your eyes on me / Or I might not be here one day / Out of nowhere, you pull me from behind
[We cut back to a close-up of Reagan as she watches on, listening to the music with a slight smile on her face, as if surprised to be even doing such a thing, all the while Miku continues singing, not bothering to stop the star and her performance. To her left, Reagan notices the TV, but instead of blaring the usual static it seems to be playing something else instead, it appears to be some kind of reality show, with your usual vapid celebrities and quickfire editing, all competing in a kitchen and trying to make something tasty. Reagan seems notably surprised by this before cutting back over to a close-up of Miku, reaching the final part of her performance, the camera now angled above her as she reaches out to it.]
MIKU: You say as you turn away / …Maybe it's you I should be looking o- WAAAH!
[Before Miku can even finish her song, the sound of a short electronic blip plays out, drowned by her melodic voice, but felt in full swing as she suddenly falls down from the couch, the camera following her fall. Caine lets out a little gasp before reaching his hand out to catch her, but once Miku falls down, it only brings both of them crashing to the ground. Reagan immediately makes her way over as we hear the sound of something getting higher in pitch play out.]
[The camera cuts to show both Miku and Caine dazed on the floor behind the blue couch while Reagan worms her way in to the left part of the frame, all the while the quiet cry gets higher and higher, looking over to the two of them in shock and confusion with her hand still wrapped around the piping hot cup of Joe.]
REAGAN: What happened? Did you break a leg or somet-
[Suddenly we hear the blip once more as Reagan’s speech is interrupted by her cry, alongside Caine as he yelps out in a cartoonish fashion while Reagan crashes down to the ground, taking a little time to recover before she yells out, the camera slowly tilting up as she yells.]
REAGAN: The fu-?! What the hell was that? These things shock us now?
CAINE: You felt it too?
REAGAN: Duh, of course I did! I didn’t just fall cause I wanted to be like Miku.
MIKU: Wait, Caine, how are you able to be shocked? You don’t have a neck.
CAINE: Don’t ask questions if you’re not prepared for the horrifying answer.
[As the three of them all talk with one another and we hear the off-screen yelps of other members of the team inside, the camera tilts up before focusing on the TV, switching from the rapid-fire cooking show to a more familiar sight; an endless tirade of static as it hums its soft melody, the camera resting on this sight before the host’s low distorted bellow echoes out across the room, seemingly at a much louder volume as we hear it echo outside as well.]
HOST: It has come to our attention that a foolish player has tried to steal from the store. Let it be known that you can only obtain these prizes from your hard-earned points, and any attempt to hijack this rule will result in punishment. If you are a member of the Blue Team, I’m sure you know this now, but if you are a member of another team…
[Suddenly the camera now cuts to show the living room of the Red Team, a few contestants watching on ranging from the petite Doll in the middle of the frame, to the lopsided John in the left of the frame, and the impish Millie on the opposite side, rendering to just voided silhouettes with the backs to the camera, while watching on intently as the host continues.]
HOST: Let it be known that because of the Blue Team’s misdemeanour, we hereby close the store for the time being. Not that it matters considering we have now finally reached night-time.
[The host gives pause for a brief second as we hear the sound of faint clicks just nearby in the room, Millie’s head darting to her right where the windows of the living room are, all the while the audience picks up on the chorus of hums and buzzes coming from the message before all is quickly deafened by the host’s voice once more.]
HOST: As of now. All entrances and exits have now been locked, and we advise you to try and get a good nights sleep, you certainly deserve it after the challenge. In the morning we shall impart a special announcement to all of you, as well as your sponsor messages. But for the time being, get some well-deserved rest.
[The camera cuts away to focus in on Doll, the front of her vastly illuminated as white static reflects in her holographic eyes as her reddish dots try their best to stand out from the clashing voids like a strange collage of shades, before the host gives out their usual parting words.]
HOST: Until tomorrow, we of the Static Serene wish you good luck, and a fond adieu…
[The screen shuts off as Doll’s black visor regains control, her digital eyes blinking for just a moment as she makes her way out of the room, the camera slowly following her and keeping the same medium shot. In the background we can hear John and Millie’s voices, talking to one another and just exchanging small talk as they get quieter as Doll stomps away without so much as a word herself.]
MILLIE: What do ya think that announcement’s gonna be?
JOHN: God knows. But I suppose all we can really do is just wait and see. Is anyone left outside?
MILLIE: Nah, pretty sure everyone’s here. ‘Course Kuzan down there’s been on the ouch all day and I’m pretty sure Sayori went to sleep as soon as she got in.
JOHN: She must be exhausted then.
MILLIE: I dunno, she didn’t really seem-
[The camera continues to follow Doll as she walks down the hall, making her way up the stairs as Millie and John’s conversation disappears like dust in the wind, the small robot making her way over to one of the bedrooms as we cut to a close-up of her hand, ready to pull the doorknob and enter. But before she does, a strange, androgynous choir calls out to her, stopping Doll in her tracks.]
DORMIN: It might be you.
[Doll immediately turns around, her eyes bright red and defensive as she tries her best to take a tough stance, but soon relaxes once the camera cuts to reveal Dormin, hunched over to the left of the frame while Doll recovers from the right. She looks over to them as her eyes suddenly turn to question marks, her voice further adding to her confusion.]
DOLL: What?
[The camera cuts to a close-up of the shadowed horde, staring down into Doll’s eyes as their form seemingly grows and cracks in the dimly-lit hall, seeking out any shadow it could find as they further explain their cryptic riddle.]
DORMIN: Out of everyone, we determine it will be you next.
DOLL: Okay, next to.. what exactly?
DORMIN: To leave this realm.
[We cut to a similar shot now, a close-up of Doll as she tries her best to see Dormin’s bluff, and acting like she’s bored by it.]
DOLL: That’s ridiculous. I only got one vote last time.
DORMIN: A vote is still a vital decision, no matter whose flesh the sword strikes it draws blood sll the same.
DOLL: You got more votes than me, okay? Why should I listen to you?
[As Doll turns around, ready to put an abrupt stop to this pointless parade of questions without answers, Dormin speaks out once more in their usual hollowed amalgam of a voice.]
DORMIN: Because no-one has listened to you.
[Doll suddenly pauses, her hand resting on the doorknob once again as we cut to a close-up of her hand, before switching to a close-up of her face, focusing on her left eye while Dormin remains hazy in the background, yet their voice becoming as clear as ever as they continue to talk.]
DORMIN: Everyone is familiar with someone. If not before their sudden appearance here, then their ideals, their beliefs, or just the fact they look similar, a bond has been shared. But you… You are not one of these things. Everyone looks at you as just ‘the other one’. And whose to say our captors and their pions don’t think otherwise.
[We cut to the previous shot as Doll’s grip on the metal doorknob remains weak before quickly cutting back to her face, her eyes a brighter shade than usual as they move around her artificial eyelids to better face Dormin, her voice less confident than before.]
DOLL: So…
DORMIN: Well, if we were to ultimately lose, it’s easy to figure out who will be eliminated next, surely.
[Doll is given pause, her eyes blinking occasionally as she looks around the corners of the frame, the gears in her mind working and spinning into overdrive as she contemplates the horde’s words. But before she has a chance to respond, they speak once more.]
DORMIN: But we are merciful. What good is losing if others want your neck to be on the line. Which is why we propose an agreement for you.
DOLL: …Like a contract?
[We cut to a new overhead angle, showing Dormin and Doll with their backs turned to the camera’s bird’s-eye view. All the while Dormin’s foreboding voice continues to creak out among the isolated halls.]
DORMIN: If you want to interpret it that way then sure.
DOLL: I…I… I don’t know.
[Dormin is given pause as the camera cuts back to the same close-up shot as before, focusing more on Doll now as her shadowy competitor blends in fully with the dark background.]
DORMIN: We shall give time for you to think it through. But you mustn’t tell anyone. Not like they’d ask anyway.
[We cut back to the close-up of the doorknob, Doll’s hand now limp on it and slowly slipping away before cutting to a new medium shot, the silence and darkness surrounding her with only the red ring of light and her own two eyes illuminating the door in front of her. She remains silent, motionless even, before we hear the sound of someone coming up the stairs, and a light brings everything to light. We slowly hear the sound of hooved footsteps as this player notices Doll, remaining as still as ever even as this player calls out to her.]
MILLIE: What’s up with you?
[Doll turns her head slightly but doesn’t say a word, just opening the door and walking inside the pitch black void without a moment’s notice. Millie steps into the frame, slowly watching her before the door closes, letting out a sigh to herself.]
MILLIE: And ‘goodnight’ to ya too.
[She slowly backs away and makes her way down the hall to the other bedroom, the camera slowly zooming in on the door right in front of us before cutting away to an establishing shot. Night has finally covered the playing field in a thick blanket of dust, as wind gently blows through the trees and the sand of the shady wasteland.]
[We slowly fade away from this sight, cutting to the various different locations around the playing field, from the team’s houses to the shop, the dining hall, and a mysterious building that has been left out from the audience’s view for a while now. All throughout these shots we see that the morning sun has slowly began to rise, bleeding its rays around the landscape and breathing warmth and life against the sandy shoals.]
[Before long we cut back over to a more familiar location, showing us one of the bedrooms inside the Red Team’s house, four beds are dotted around in each corner, but only three have competitors dozing off in them; those being Doll, Millie, and Sayori, the latter covering herself entirely with the thin blanket provided with her stiff bed. The camera cuts to a close-up of the empty bed for a brief moment before we hear something in the background, wuickly shifting focus and revealing another bed farther away as Millie rises up.]
[The camera cuts to a close-up of her as she yawns, stretching her crimson arms out before rubbing her yellow eyes, looking around at the dark, yet somehow well-lit room all around her, once she notices the empty bed, she tilts her head just slightly before shaking it briefly, getting it out of her head for now as she blinks slightly, looking to something off-screen.]
[The camera now cuts away to show the hallway as Millie makes her way out of the bedroom, her hair slightly messy as her black horns poke out, her body now dressed in her usual dark clothes before she makes her way downstairs. We follow her journey as the camera follows her down these stairs and along the hall, the pale warm light of the sun shining on everything inside while Millie tries her best to avoid it blinding her. She makes her way into the living room, or more rather, pokes her head out the door, and as usual sees static blaring away at their TV, while Kuzan rests motionless on the couch, like a great flesh paperweight.]
[The camera cuts to the kitchen now, keeping Millie centre-focus of the frame while she searches the cupboards, slamming the doors and whispering to herself just slightly as she scans the otherwise bare compartments.]
MILLIE: Nope. Nah. Nada. Nuh-uh.
[The camera slowly pans around as she opens every little cupboard, and as she gets to the final door, slamming it shut, something else is shown to the audience, another competitor, their arms and head only visible as they rest on the nearby counter, much closer to the camera than Millie and taking up most of the foreground. As she slams the door however, this player jolts awake, letting out a sharp inhale as Millie turns her head.]
[We cut to reveal Nacho in the kitchen once more, his eyes startled just slightly like he’s seen a ghost before his body relaxes just slightly, rubbing his head, while Millie talks off-screen in her usual chipper Southern voice.]
MILLIE: Mornin’!
NACHO: …Morning.
[Nacho’s voice is notably tired, and as we cut to a close-up of Millie’s face, we see a little curious glint in her bright eyes, walking closer to Nacho before zooming out and focusing in on the two of them.]
MILLIE: You alright?
NACHO: Yeah, yeah. I’m fine. Just a bit tired is all.
MILLIE: Oh, y’know, since Ashley’s gone there’s a bed spare. Ya can go and nap if y-
NACHO: It’s okay. I barely even sleep anyway.
[As Nacho goes to get a cup from one of the little cupboards, Millie continues to look over to him, now finding herself getting more curious as she steps towards Nacho, eager to find where this potential rabbit hole would lead to.]
MILLIE: So, why are you in the kitchen then?
NACHO: ‘Cause there was nothing better to do.
MILLIE: So what, you’ve spent all night just standing in here?
NACHO: No. I went through everything downstairs; the living room, the kitchen, the bathroom…
MILLIE: We got a bathroom down here?
NACHO: I’ve probably said too much. Point being, I’ve looked through every inch of this place, cleaning and making sure everything was in perfect condition before you all woke up. Consider it like a surprise.
[True to his words, Millie’s face is slightly surprised as she looks around the kitchen, the camera remaining static as Nacho grabs a cup and makes his way over to the sink, before cutting over to the sink fully, Millie just entering the frame while Nacho gets a cup of water.]
MILLIE: Uh, thanks! You really didn’t have to go through all that trouble.
NACHO: Wasn’t that hard, mostly did it because I know no-one really wants to do something like that.
MILLIE: So you’re actin’ out of charity then?
NACHO: More like necessity. That and I was bored out of my mind and I didn’t wanna go crazy watching static all night.
[The camera focuses in on Nacho in the foreground as he looks out to the window, noticing the bleeding sun and the large sandy ground ahead of them, combining together into a warm landscape of colour all the while Millie looks around the kitchen, opening up a cupboard once more, one that is noticeably bare, and as the camera focuses in on a close-up of Nacho, Millie speaks up.]
MILLIE: Could’a got somethin’ for us to eat though.
[The camera cuts away, for a change of pace we are now outside, as we see an establishing shot of the rising sun, slowly ushering in a blue landscape for all to see, before we cut to show the front entrance to the Green Team’s house, remaining static on this shot before the door opens and someone steps out. It's revealed to be N, stepping into the daylight as he stretches his arms out, a little smile on his face now as we hear the sounds of birds crying out in the distance, and the wind effortlessly blowing through the trees.]
[As N steps out, he hums a little song to himself as he begins to walk around the surrounding landscape, his footsteps slightly heavy in the sand, but walking effortlessly through the tidal wave of small rocks. He has his hands in his pockets as he lets out a cheery whistle at the crack of this new dawn. The camera cuts back to a close-up, showing a side of his face as he bobs along, a smile present in his face as he stares right in-front of him.]
[The camera soon cuts to show the beach, the waves moving in a slow, organised fashion, with not a single soul in sight. That is until we hear the sound of footsteps once more, and a melodic tune being hummed slightly off-key, the camera panning over to reveal N as he makes his way towards the area, turning his head to face the magnificent ocean before cutting to his perspective. He watches on calmly as the radiant glow from above shimmers once more on the land, an utterly serene scene, which is only reflected better as we cut to a close-up of N’s face, showing a content smile.]
[The camera now cuts to a more wide shore, the young man’s back turned to the camera as the bangle’s green light has almost vanished, but as he turns his head to his right side, it reappears once more. He looks at the thing off-screen, this something clearly catching his eye as he calls out to it.]
N: Oh, there you are.
[N casually makes his way over to the right, as the camera slowly pans to follow his movements, eventually we see just what, or more rather who, N is speaking to. It’s revealed to be Nami, sitting down on the sand and watching the sun rise as the wind flows through her short hair, N slowly taking a seat down on the sandy ground. When the camera cuts to focus in on the two of them, N is slightly closer to the camera, while Nami remains motionless, the rays of the sun reflecting brightly from her multicoloured glasses as N looks over to her.]
N: I always love watching the sun rise. Really makes me feel… whole, you know? Like I belong in this world.
[N smiles towards Nami but she doesn’t respond, as if her mouth is sealed shut by the sun and sea, but the green-haired man doesn’t have these same stitches around his lips.]
N: Bet we won’t be seeing this for long, probably going to have like rain and dark skies when the next challenge’s over.
[Despite his attempt at small talk, it falls flat once more, as Nami lips remain sealed. Sensing a fight he cannot win, N just stands up and begins to walk away, letting out one little remark as he walks further and further away from the camera.]
N: Enjoy the view!
NAMI: Already am.
[As N takes his leave, the camera rests on Nami before cutting away to the Blue Team’s abode, more specifically the living room as the camera focuses in on the couch, hearing the noises of someone grunting but being hidden from view. Before long, two pale-skinned hands come out from behind the couch, before its revealed who’s there; Noelle, a little irritated look on her already irritable face as she leaves stomping her feet.]
[As the camera follows her movements, she makes her way down the hall and just for a brief moment we notice Yukong in the kitchen, chatting with Komasan and Rayman before they briefly disappear from sight. The silver-haired girl makes her way over upstairs and enters one of the bedrooms. The camera cuts to Reagan, closing the wardrobe before looking over to Noelle, noticing the sour look on her face with her tired eyes.]
REAGAN: Okay, what’s got you mad this time?
NOELLE: This time?
REAGAN: Well when we see you, you’re always moaning about something, so I gotta just know beforehand before we get into any pointless arguments.
[Noelle lets out a heavy sigh before crossing her arms, looking away from Reagan as she begrudgingly answers.]
NOELLE: I’m bored.
[The camera cuts back to a close-up of Reagan’s face, not that enthused by the answer as she leans against the hard wooden doors of the wardrobe, crossing her arms as well in a casual manner, further bolstered by her bored tone.]
REAGAN: So? What do you want me to do about it?
NOELLE: I don’t know, I just want to do something. Grab my hands on like… I don’t know, just something to relieve this gnawing sense of boredom inside me!
REAGAN: Okay uh… you like board games?
[Reagan asks with a little smile, the camera now cutting to focus in on the two women, the silver-haired and shorter Noelle to the left side of the frame, while the more darker-haired and tired Reagan rests to the right. Noelle shakes her head slightly, causing Reagan to stand up straight in disbelief.]
REAGAN: Wha- But… But everyone likes board games!
NOELLE: Well, not me.
REAGAN: I swear if you say “board games make me bored”, I am going to smother you to death with that pillow while you’re sleeping.
NOELLE: O-Okay, point taken! No need to be so violent.
REAGAN: There’s every need to be violent.
NOELLE: I think they’re fine okay just… not in the mood for board games, what else?
[Reagan thinks for a little moment before shrugging her shoulders, the camera cutting to focus in on Noelle, looking less than impressed at Reagan’s reply.]
NOELLE: Seriously?
REAGAN: I don’t wanna hurt your feelings but… I know nothing about you, Noelle.
NOELLE: You know my name.
REAGAN: Yeah, but there’s a difference between knowing a person’s name and what they look like to actually knowing someone. Like, what’s my name?
NOELLE: Oh easy, it’s Miku.
REAGAN: Nope. Wrong.
NOELLE: …Yukong?
REAGAN: Wrong agai- Look, just… How about you tell me what you like?
[The camera once again to its previous wide shot, although now both of the girls are slightly closer to one another, if only by a few steps from their original positions, Noelle thinking long and hard before giving out her reply in her usual quick tone.]
NOELLE: Well… Reading, and magic, and-
REAGAN: Okay great! Maybe find a magic book or something! This place is run by crazies so there has to be like some kind of necronomicon or something around here!
[Reagan gives an enthusiastic smile, although whether she has any real enthusiasm within her is up for debate as she moves away from the cupboard, resting her arm against the shorter girl’s shoulder as if giving the pep talk to end all pep talks.]
REAGAN: Now, go out there, and crush that book! Eye of the tiger, and all that!
[Noelle remains silent, giving a look with her eyes towards Reagan and wondering whether she’s lost her marbles as she slowly backs away, putting on a fake smile.]
NOELLE: Okay, I’ll find a tiger to kill or whatever it is you were saying.
REAGAN: That’s the spirit, bye!
[As Noelle slowly retreats, the camera focuses in on Reagan, still holding up that unnatural smile of hers, even seconds after the door slams shut. Her smile slowly falters as her expression becomes normal before she makes her way over to the wardrobe, sneakily opening the covers and pulling something out, although what its exactly remains a mystery, as it is cast entirely in shadow, and the camera cuts away before the audience can get a good look.]
[We are now thrown right into the dining hall once more as some of the teams eat around the table, at their mysterious gruel. In the background we can see a diver hard-at-work preparing this mysterious concoction, but as the camera pans down we focus in on one particular bowl, that being Coco’s. Even with her sunglasses on, we can see just by the grimace on her face that she is disgusted at the food, to put it mildly.]
[The camera cuts to the bowl in question, revealing a white cloudy liquid, with little bits of what appear to be flour and grain poking out and bubbling while steam erupts like a faded light in the night sky. She braces herself to take a single scoop from this strange gooey meal, but she ‘accidentally’ lets her spoon slip in, the breakfast swallowing it whole like tar as it disappears into the cloudy maw.]
[The camera cuts back to focus on her as she drums her hands against the table, clearly bored as she looks around, just itching for someone to talk to and numb the growing sense of boredom deep within her heart. Eventually, her eyes and ears spot a growing argument just nearby, where the Blue Team has their meal. As we pan over we see that Jimmy is leading the charge, and as we cut closer in, we get a good glimpse as to what he’s shouting about.]
JIMMY: Don’t you see? They’re preparing something big, it’s an attack, and we’re their targets!
CAINE: Not to burst your bubble, but by your logic surely we are safe. We are not sad pathetic losers, but then again you are not triumphant winners either!
MIKU: ‘You’?
CAINE: ‘We’ I said ‘We’!
[Caine’s eyes look around in a shifty fashion before he clears his nonexistent throat, picking up from where he left off.]
CAINE: Surely he’d gun for the Green Team no less, after all they’re the top dogs stealing bones from little puppies in this game.
JIMMY: Nah, classic tactic. You don’t go for the strongest guy first, you go for whoever’s second in command and beat him to gain everyone’s respect. Learned it from a movie once.
RAYMAN: What kinda movies are you watching?
[As the conversation continues, the camera keeps cutting around to focus on whoever’s talking, cutting in rapid-fire before resting on a wider shot as Jimmy rises up from his seat, slamming his fists against the hard-wood table and trying his best to hide the pain.]
JIMMY: I’m getting to the bottom of this, mark my words. And once I’m done, let’s just say they won’t be bothering us anymore.
[He slowly grabs a spoonful of the meal, putting in his mouth slowly and triumphantly, before realising his mistake and spitting it out before he can even chew, his body keeling over just slightly from disgust.]
JIMMY: Good God, what is that, glue?
RAYMAN: I don’t see why we need to be worried, isn’t it just the one guy? What harm can one guy do to nine, am I right?
[We suddenly cut away from this conversation and focus in on an extreme close-up of another player; Doll. Her eyes now simple orange lines as the camera remains static while she sleeps, before long however we hear the sound of something tapping against something faintly in the background. After a few more taps, Doll’s eyes slowly crack open like the sun rising, the camera zooming out as she arises from her stiff metal bed.]
[She looks around, noticing that all of the beds around here are empty, aside from one with a person wrapped up underneath the sheets, but before Doll can take a glance as to who it is, we hear the tapping noise once more, this time slightly harder, although where exactly its coming from remains a mystery. Even as Doll looks around, we see nothing out of place, and yet the tapping still taps, regardless of her watchful eyes.]
[The camera cuts away to the hallway as Doll slowly makes her way out, making her way through the relatively empty house, its as if everybody but her has left for good, like some sort of unknown rapture. But luckily for her, even when she goes down the stairs and notices the entire floor is devoid of life, she still has a companion with her; the strange tapping noise, now seeming further away than before, but undeniably there.]
[She makes her way to the living room, taking quiet little steps as she makes her way over to the window, cautious of whatever this noise may be. Interestingly, when Doll looks over to the couch, the camera pans to reveal that to be bare as well; no sign of Kuzan anywhere. And as the camera pans back to Doll, we see a little confused glint in her eyes before a strange banging noise is heard from the window. It’s loud enough to make Doll jump in her robotic skin, but afterwards the strange tapping noise continues.]
[She decides there and then to check the outside, moving towards the camera before it cuts to the front door, her hand slowly opening it as she steps outside into the bright morning light. In the background we can hear occasional banging, not unlike the strange noise, only this time it’s much clearer now. As Doll begins to step outside, the camera slowly zooms in on her, looking around and trying to find the source of this noise as she takes slow footsteps in the sand, but before long, this mysterious source suddenly comes clear as a small rock comes crashing down, nearly cracking her head open. Her eyes turn red and wide as the camera tilts down, revealing the rock now safely nestled in the sand.]
[As the camera focuses back in on Doll, now showing a close-up of her from the side we notice someone in the background, too blurry to make out fully, but recognisable as soon as we hear his charismatic voice.]
GOJO: Ah shit, sorry! Thought everyone had gone.
[Doll slowly moves her head over as the camera switches focus, revealing Gojo to be this mysterious person, his hand closed in a tight fist with one open palm, waving in an almost apologetic fashion to his robotic team-mate. He begins to turn around slightly before opening up his fist, taking something from it and throwing it high into the air, the camera cutting back to Doll’s face as she suddenly hears the sound of the tapping once more, moving closer to Gojo.]
[Once she exits the frame, we cut to a new shot, at the start only Gojo is visible on the right side of the frame, continuing his strange action of throwing, but before long Doll manages to worm her way in from the left side of the frame, looking over to her white-haired team-mate in confusion before finally saying something.]
DOLL: What are you doing?
GOJO: See the sky?
[Doll looks up as the camera cuts to focus in on the beautiful blue sky covering the landscape, not a single cloud or imperfection in its way as we hear Doll’s voice.]
DOLL: Yes?
[Before long, Gojo speaks up, but as he does, something small and hard suddenly shoots up to the sky before coming crashing down; a small rock, not unlike the one Doll nearly collided with.]
GOJO: You know it’s all fake, right? All smoke and mirrors to keep us happy. Course I’m speaking just in here, sky’s real everywhere else but in here – well, you’ve seen this place change before.
[The camera cuts back over to Doll as she watches Gojo throw more and more tiny rocks, focusing in on his words before she speaks up.]
DOLL: Where did you get those?
GOJO: Spent a good hour or so collecting them on the beach, it’s a pain to have to pick them all up though.
DOLL: So your goal is to just throw rocks in the air and hope that it’ll break the sky?
GOJO: Exactly. Catch is I’m not exactly a great thrower here, I think I might have broken a few windows.
[Gojo laughs at his own joke before pausing his tirade of throws, looking over to his robotic team-mate before smiling, offering out his hand.]
GOJO: You wanna try?
[As Doll looks down, the camera cuts to a close-up of Gojo’s open palm, several small rocks digging slightly into his skin, but otherwise safely presented without so much as a scratch before the camera looks back to focus on Doll’s eyes. We can tell by her silence that she seems slightly conflicted but Gojo attempts to sway her otherwise.]
GOJO: C’mon, it’s not illegal.
[Doll’s eyes blink once as they switch to focus in on Gojo, before slowly looking down at the rocks, we cut to the close-up of the hand once more as Doll’s slowly creeps into frame, taking a rock as Gojo’s hand shivers slightly at the feeling of cold metal. The camera follows this rock, wedged just in between two of Doll’s fingers before disappearing into her fist, the robotic rogue looks up to the sky as Gojo encourages her.]
GOJO: C’mon, just one little throw.
[Doll continues to look up to the sky before she wings her arm rhythmically, and before long, lets go of the rock, the camera following it as it weakly shoots up to the sky and comes hurtling back down on the ground as soon as it becomes airborne. Doll looks to the rock down below, as Gojo nudges her shoulder, breaking her out of it.]
GOJO: Wow, that was great for a first throw, you’ll be breaking stuff in no time!
[As Gojo smiles and talks in his usual charismatic tone, Doll looks away, stepping just slightly in defeat which surprises Gojo slightly, especially as she speaks out.]
DOLL: Don’t patronise me.
[Doll slowly makes her way back inside the house as the camera focuses in on Gojo, watching his team-mate slink back into the confines of their home for just a brief second before letting out a sigh and preparing to throw some more rocks, sending more bangs and taps to his own temporary abode.]
[Before long we cut back to the cafeteria once more, and once more we focus in on the Blue Team, everyone but Jimmy seems bored as he tries to argue his case against Gojo’s rock throwing, treating it as a matter of life and death, rather than the snow-spiked red player just being annoying. The camera rests on Rayman, his hand to his cheek as he tries his best to stay awake, eyes slowly blinking one after the other before he suddenly gets an idea, perking up slightly.]
RAYMAN: Hey, how long we got until the next challenge?
[Everyone at the table looks over to him as we pan around, revealing Miku just to the right of him as she thinks.]
MIKU: Um, until tomorrow I think?
RAYMAN: Okay, that’s great! How about today, we just take things easy, alright?
KOMASAN: What d’ya mean?
RAYMAN: C’mon! We got a beach now, shouldn’t we relax, I don’t know, at the beach?
[At the mention of the beach, some of his team-mates eyes light up, but as seen on Jimmy’s face and body language, he is clearly not one of them, crossing his arms as he pretends to lean back on a chair, only to be met with air behind him.]
JIMMY: The beach? Why, you wanna look at someone here in a bikini?
BEN: Well, actually, the wardrobe don’t have bathing suits or anything in them.
[As the camera pans to Ben, Jimmy pauses for a moment before leaning forward slightly.]
JIMMY: You double-checked?
BEN: Yeah, only the clothes we arrived with are inside.
RAYMAN: We’re getting distracted.
[The camera pans around back to Rayman as the other members of his team all look toward him now, minus Noelle and Reagan who aren’t present. A little smile is seen on Rayman’s face alongside a little glimmer of relief in his eyes, his hands levitating triumphantly as he speaks, the camera slowly zooming in on him.]
RAYMAN: Point is, we deserve to have some fun before one of us gets to leave, and who doesn’t like going to the beach? If you guys aren’t gonna come, then ya know where to find me.
[He excuses himself from the table and begins to make his leave, but as he does he is stopped in his tracks by a familiar voice, and a gloved hand on his disconnected shoulder.]
CAINE: Wait just a second!
[The camera slowly pans to the left, revealing Caine’s outstretched arm reaching over to his limbless companion before the ringmaster floats over, reeling himself in as he talks in the same bombastic and presenter-like shout he always cries out.]
CAINE: Neither of us said we weren’t going with you! Why, I think that’s a rather genius idea if I do say so myself!
RAYMAN: You really think so?
CAINE: It’s been a long time since I touched water, let alone have it enter any part of my body, so let me take your hand on this grand beach adventure you’re proposing!
[Despite his rather odd language and the odd glance Rayman gives him, Caine is clearly enthusiastic, offering out his hand as his teeth part slightly, as if gasping before cutting to a medium-shot of Rayman, one gloved hand shaking another as the two men smile.]
RAYMAN: It’s a deal.
CAINE: Great!
[Caine, to no-one’s surprise, shakes Rayman’s hand enthusiastically, causing the limbless man’s body to somehow wobble but he manages to keep himself steady as he looks back over to his team, shouting at the table and inadvertently catching everyone’s attention.]
RAYMAN: Anyone else wanna hit the beach?
[Before we get anyone’s answer we cut to a new location, this time we are shown the store, now drenched in thick shadow even as the morning sun is well beyond rising, the camera remaining static on this shot with seemingly nothing out of the ordinary. That is until we notice the sound of something opening and closing, as the camera swivels around, revealing a small back entrance to the door, out of it steps Wily.]
[The camera focuses in on him, zooming before cutting to a close-up as he looks up to the sky above before letting out a little sigh, whether its one of frustration or relief however is to be interpreted as he reaches into the pocket of his spotless coat, searching for something without a word. That is until someone speaks up, but Dr. Wily’s lips do not move, after all this voice is much louder and more shrill than Wily’s.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Ah-hah! I knew you’d be here!
[Wily’s eyes go manic slightly with panic as he stands up straight, the camera panning to the left to reveal the tiny Plague knight in the background, staring directly at the camera as he points over to the silver-haired roboticist. With a tired sigh, he turns to face the miniature menace with his hands in his pockets, the camera cutting to a close up of the older man’s face as we hear Plague Knight’s itty bitty footsteps in the sand.]
WILY: Oh goodie, I was wondering when you’d show up.
[Wily’s voice is dripping with sarcasm as the camera zooms out, Plague Knight’s mask poking out into the frame as he hops over, the camera focusing in on the two of them as Wily looks away, still acting as arrogant as ever.]
WILY: What is it that you want? I’m on my break.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Can’t two geniuses have a simple meeting of the minds?
[Plague Knight rests his back against the wall of the wooden store, trying his best to mimic Wily’s position, but as soon as Wily realises this he changes it up, only for the cloaked avian to mimic that too. The camera cuts to a close-up of Plague Knight’s mask as he speaks, Wily in the background pretending to care as the young arsonist speaks his mind.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: I have been biding my time, just waiting for this opportunity. Everyone else here is but a simpleton. My team, the others, those sick creeps who decided to bring me here and record my every move. I’ve decided to not give them my time, they simply don’t deserve it.
WILY: And I do?
[Plague Knight snaps his head in an instant, almost poking Wily’s eye out with his mask as the cowardly doctor steps back just a little, Plague Knight remaining in the same position as his high-pitched voice takes an even higher degree.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Of course. You are a doctor after all! We may be of different crafts but I assure you, we are very much alike.
WILY: Yeah, we both got kidnapped for doing stupid, and we’re both living, breathing, human beings, and we surely like to waste others precious time by speaking absolute nonsense.
[Once again, Wily’s voice drips heavily with sarcasm as he moves Plague Knight’s beak with his finger, but the shorter player doesn’t pick up on it at all.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Well, either way. What say we meet up like this again? Say, in an hour?
WILY: Sure sure. Whatever gets me out of my hair.
[Wily mutters the last sentence to himself as Plague Knight twirls his tacky cane around, clicking his fingers slightly as he hops just off-screen, the camera cutting back to the previous shot as Plague Knight slowly makes his way out of the frame to the left.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Okay! See you around then, my clever companion!
[Plague Knight chortles to himself as he finally leaves, Wily not caring at all and just sighing to himself before looking up to the sky and grumbling under his breath once more.]
WILY: Why do I always get stuck with morons?
[Just as the shot lingers on Wily, we hear the sound of whistling far off in the distance, playing through the speakers before transitioning into an actual song with lyrics. The shot then suddenly changes in time with the song’s lyrics, focusing in on establishing shots of the beach, calm and peaceful for now while the music plays through its chorus, now clear for the viewer as a transitional element.]
[The camera then focuses in on one particular patch of sand on the ground, just as the song transitions into its first verse, and as it does, a stick suddenly appears in view, slamming down with great force and making a considerable impact to the ground below, familiar white paws handling it just off-screen as they reach out to the camera, making a line in the sand and revealing more of this player.]
[It’s revealed to be Komasan, a smile on his furry face as he looks down at the ground below, being the main focus in the foreground while in the background we can see a few other members of his team like Rayman and Ben, relaxing in the shade, before the camera zooms out revealing a grand scene of most of the players now at the beach, the music playing all along the playing field while the camera shows what everyone is doing.]
[Near the shore of the beach, we see some sitting down and watching the ocean, like D.Va and Nacho. Surprisingly enough, Kuzan is present as well, seemingly munching on a sandwich while in the background we slowly see a head bob out from the ocean. As we cut to focus on this strange sight, we see it’s Miku, her long cyan twintails now wet from the ocean as she rises up from the water, gasping for breath slightly.]
[As she wipes the water away from her eyes, we suddenly hear a voice off-screen, one charismatic and energetic voice that we have all come to know.]
CAINE: 5 seconds! Not bad, but still could use more work!
[It’s revealed to be Caine, just floating above the ocean and looking as dry as a bone while Miku pouts at him. In his hand he appears to be holding an ornate stopwatch that seems to be ticking at a much slower rate than usual as he stares down at the idol.]
CAINE: Maybe if you’re lucky we can shoot for 6!
[Caine has that same ‘open-mouth’ expression he sometimes pulls, as if waiting for some grand applause, but he is only met with silence before Miku, that is until she grabs the floating ringmaster’s leg and tries to pull him into the water, smiling slightly as he screams out in terror – only to be cut off less than a second after. The scene quickly cuts over to focus in on the Red Team, as Dormin sits in the sand, the large smoky wisps streaming off of their body from contact with the sun while Millie lounges in the sand just nearby, a little smile on her face. In the background we can also see John having a conversation with Nacho while Doll watches on from afar.]
[Before we can get a good insight as to what they’re talking about, their conversation is cut short as the camera pans over to the Green Team, revealing Nami is still in the same position as this morning, but N has decided to step into the water itself, not bothered by getting his clothes wet, meanwhile Luigi sleeps in the sand as Coco talks to an unenthused D.Va and Vivian. In the background, Plague Knight slowly emerges into the frame, the camera zooming in on him as he hops and skips onto the sand, clearly happy with himself before he dives into the sand in a dramatic fashion, getting sand on Coco as she looks over to him in irritation.]
COCO: Hey, watch where you’re going!
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Oh sorry. Actually… No, I’m not. If anything you should have ducked out of the way before I made an impact with the ground, ‘tis only natural instinct after all.
[The camera cuts to focus in on a close-up of Coco, clearly confused as to what exactly Plague Knight is saying, further spelled out as she talks back.]
COCO: The hell are you saying?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Nothing which concerns you.
COCO: Yeah whatever. Go make bombs out of sand or something.
[The camera cuts over to a new angle, showcasing Plague Knight as he rises up to his feet, still barely taller than the other players sitting down. He raises up his arms in an almost triumphant and happy position as he puts on his usual farical high-pitched voice.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: How preposterous. As if you could make bombs out of sand. Only an amateur wouldn’t know sand is made to use glass stored for potions. Well, see you soon…
[The bird-like alchemist makes his way out of the frame, his heavy dark cloak dragging slightly before it reveals Coco, D.Va and Vivian, the former not looking over to him out of frustration while the others watch him in silence. A few moments pass before someone breaks this stint of silence.]
VIVIAN: Well… at least he’s not blowing things up!
COCO: Not yet.
[The camera cuts now to focus in on a new player, walking along the outskirts of the beach as the music still blares on over the tinny speakers, nearing the end of the song itself. They are dressed in a rather elegant cloak, making them stick out like a sore thumb in the rather warm environment, as well as having an uncomfortable bangle wrapped around their neck, displaying a blue ring like spoiled spots on an animal to ward off predators.]
[It’s revealed to be Yukong as she makes her way away from everyone, and into a rather shady area of the beach, where a cave structure can be found, as she climbs over a few rocks, she tilts her head just slightly, clearly looking for something, while in the background we can hear the music blare but now just a little whisper of life compared to its loud beginning. She gets closer to the camera, walking forward before she stops in place, her eyes spotting something as she calls out.]
YUKONG: Oh! There you are.
[The camera pans around to reveal Negative Man, still dressed head-to-toe in bandages and the heavy coat, but his green turtleneck has somehow been replaced with a pink Hawaiian shirt, with a tacky design sporting bright yellow flowers. He leans against the rocky walls before he turns his head noticing the blue-bangled player, his voice muffled underneath the bandages but still a little optimistic and playful.]
NEGATIVE MAN: You stalk people now?
[Yukong steps into the frame, leaning next to Negative Man, but making sure to keep her distance as the camera pans around to focus in on the two of them, the bandaged green player to the left side of the frame, while the elegant blue player rests to the right, the latter speaking back over to the hideaway.]
YUKONG: I’ve only really talked to you twice, wouldn’t exactly call it stalking. So, what are you doing in here then?
NEGATIVE MAN: Just needed a space to clear my head, and to check if I’m going rusty or not.
[As she hears his sentence, Yukong looks over to the man drenched in intrigue and curiosity with… well, curiosity.]
YUKONG: Rusty?
NEGATIVE MAN: Yeah. You can’t tell through these bandages, but this body is old. Real old. And with this thing around my neck, I wanted to see whether they sapped my powers or I’m just going soft.
[As Negative Man grabs the cold metal bangle around his neck, the camera cuts to a close-up of Yukong, still looking with a curious eye as she takes in his words.]
YUKONG: Powers, huh?
NEGATIVE MAN: Oh yeah, and like actual powers as well.
YUKONG: So you’re not just screaming to the High Heavens claiming you have powers just to get attention or something, like a certain someone?
NEGATIVE MAN: You wanna see ‘em in action?
YUKONG: Be my guest.
[The camera shows a new angle now as both of their heads bob up from the bottom of the frame, it’s revealed that the two players are facing a large stone wall with large openings to the side, letting in the sea breeze and the air. We can see Negative Man’s covered head move slightly from side to side as he sticks out his hands, preparing to take on the huge task in front of him.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Stand back. …I’m not saying that to impress you. Actually move, it might be dangerous.
[Yukong gets the hint and moves away before Negative Man is left alone, taking centre stage in the frame as he prepares his power, before long he releases what appears to be a large wave of energy, interfering with the cameras as the footage becomes crushed and static-y to the audience in a brief bomb of white light, but just a brief moment as all returns to normal, the scene slowly fading back. Nothing has especially changed, except now on the wall there appears to be some sort of faded new shape in the walls, like the marking of a body fresh off a murder scene.]
[All remains quiet as Yukong slowly dips her head back into frame, only for Negative Man to snap his head towards her and speak immediately.]
NEGATIVE MAN: It’s not done yet!
[At his somewhat panicked voice, Yukong immediately retreats back away from the frame, the ‘ears’ on her head twitching as she listens to Negative Man, and before long the large burst of white light appears back to the viewer’s sight, engulfing the entire frame before slowly fading back into normality. A new design can be seen on the wall now, somewhat similar to the old one, except seemingly from a front-on perspective. While the previous silhouette was facing back to the players, this one appears to be leaping forward.]
[We cut away from this rigid angle to the previous one, however the camera is titled slightly to focus more on Yukong rather than Negative Man, the latter fiddling slightly with his coat before adjusting his somewhat crooked sunglasses. The blue teamed player looks over to the green-teamed player, stunned and confused as to what she just witnessed, further speaking out as she closes her hands.]
YUKONG: What was that?
NEGATIVE MAN: My power. I can send in a wave of negative energy to attack anyone who gives me trouble. Anybody gets in the way and… well, it’s not pretty.
[Yukong nods her head, now understanding Negative Man’s power, if only just slightly, but she keeps her questions to a minimum before Negative Man asks for her.]
NEGATIVE MAN: My answer’s still a ‘maybe’.
[Yukong looks over to the bandaged man, wondering what he could mean before he continues.]
NEGATIVE MAN: About the whole truce thing, ain’t that the whole reason why you’re here?
YUKONG: Well, I suppose so yes. Have you considered giving it some thought?
NEGATIVE MAN: Maybe.
YUKONG: A maybe to a ‘maybe’?
NEGATIVE MAN: …Maybe? I don’t know you’re confusing me here.
[Yukong lets out a little chuckle as she rests up against the wall, the hard exterior digging into her back just slightly before she looks over to Negative Man, eager to say something but before she does the song ends and is immediately replaced with a harsh static-y noise, making Yukong almost leap from her skin, and while Negative Man’s emotions are concealed, it's clear by his body language that he’s surprised as well at the harsh noise in the background.]
NEGATIVE MAN: What the hell is that?
YUKONG: Static. What else would it be?
[The camera cuts to back on the beach as the players all react to this sudden influx of noise, panning around to each show their emotions, from surprise from Ben and D.Va, confusion from N and Nacho, or just not reacting at all like Kuzan or Nami, they all fall into one wave of this static spectrum. We can hear little conversations being disrupted as the static erupts over the entire playing field, cutting away to show the empty living room in the Red Team’s house, the sunlight barely streaming in as harsh static fills up the TV once more.]
[Before long, the camera cuts to focus in on this broadcast as static fills the entire frame, and shortly after the sound of harsh buzzing static is replaced by the booming distorted drone of the host.]
HOST: The time is officially mid-day, and as the clock has struck this hour, it is now time for certain players to receive their ‘sponsor messages’…
[The camera cuts back around to focus in on a few players, all huddled around one another as they take up different spots in the frame, some looking up to the sky while some barely giving it the light of day, but irregardless of how they react, the host continues all the same.]
HOST: As stated before, these messages come from your esteemed sponsors, who brought you here onto the show in the first place, and they have graciously decided to give a certain few their advice. Now, the music you just heard blaring through the speakers was not by deliberate choice. If anything we would have preferred to play something relaxing, but that song was indeed a message. In fact, as strange as it may seem, it was a message for or one James Hopkins.
[The camera begins to pan down, revealing Jimmy as he looks up to the sky, that same irritated expression on his face as the camera zooms in on him and the imperfections on his face before the host continues on, the camera cutting away now to show the entire landscape in the beach, out of the corner of the frame a tiny Negative Man and Yukong stepping out from their cave.]
HOST: Now thankfully, all of the other messages are written advice, and as such we shall be reading the, out like normal. Our first, or rather second message, goes to two players from differing teams. The first of which is Coco Adel.
[The camera zooms in to focus in on Coco as she lounges in the sun, playing with her hair just slightly before the camera pans around, foxusing away on her, while in the background Doll can be seen making her leave, treading along the sandy hill in front of her, as the camera cuts to a new angle, the perspective changing so suddenly as the beach becomes the background, hunching over as she walks away, hut it isn’t long before she’s topped in her tracks by the host.]
HOST: And the second player is Doll.
[Doll remains stationary as the host’s message booms overhead, her eyes taking on a strange dilating effect as she listens to their short message, before the camera cuts around to its opposite angle, showing a bored Coco.]
HOST: Your sponsor simply says, “ put some pebbles in your mouth ”.
COCO: …That’s it? No, good luck or whatever?
[Coco is interrupted as the camera changes over, focusing in on Yukong as she makes her way over to her team, Negative Man following in suit as the camera follows her every step. That is until the host speaks.]
HOST: The next sponsor message is for Yukong.
[Her pace is slow now, not moving but not remaining stationary, as she looks over curiously to the host wondering what their message could be.]
HOST: Yours reads as such. “ If you die there, Yukong, you may no longer see Tingyun and your Xianzhou friends. ”
YUKONG: Wait, die? Did they say die?
[Before her question can be answered, we rapidly cut away to focus on the next competitor, and as the camera pans over to Millie, sitting now on the beach with her attention fully up to the sky, waiting for the host to continue.]
HOST: The next message goes to Mildred Knowlastname.
[The camera cuts to an overhead shot, the camera directly above the imp as she stares up to the sky, facing the audience head-on as she sports a little smile.]
MILLIE: Alright, hit me with it!
HOST: Your message reads… “ Hello Millie, your sponsor speaking. The teammates you have with you may suddenly turn heel without warning and target you at any point during the Static Serene Game. In case you were wondering, the main person you want to trust is yourself. Keep an eye out on your comrades and should anyone suddenly betray you… deal with them in the best way possible. Talk them down… or physically end them if the going gets too much. In a nutshell… rely on your instincts to survive. "
MILLIE: Okay, whoever you are!
[She gives a little mock salute, clearly not taking it seriously at all before we switch to focus in on a new character, the camera focusing on N as he stands with his hands in his pockets, and quite predictably, he is the next name the host reads out.]
HOST: Our next message is for the player known as Natural Harmonia Gropius.
[Behind him all of the other players look confused as to who this name could be, but with his face in the foreground, N just sports a knowing smile, letting the host continue without any sort of interruption from him.]
HOST: “ Lost Son, if you would like to be more helpful to your team, you shall need your "belongings". A blindfold that resembles the one worn by The Pro was found in the shop, maybe you will find what you seek there. “
[N says nothing although he puts his fingers to his chin, seemingly thinking the words through in his head but not saying a single word before the camera pans around to focus in on a new player, this time it’s Negative Man as he makes his way over to his group, hands in his pockets as he’s called to by the host.]
HOST: And finally, the last sponsor message for the episode goes to Negative Man, and it reads as such…
[The camera cuts to a more close-up shot of his face as he listens on, some of the others on time looking over to their bandaged team-mate while the host’s distorted voice stretches across the landscape.]
HOST: “Hello Negative Man! I hope you are doing well, congratulations on your team's victory in the robot challenge, your team really deserved it. I see you are getting along well with your team, keep it up. As a precaution, keep an eye on Nakanaka so she doesn't take your bandages off, haha. Keep helping your team in the next challenges that come up and when you feel ready, start talking to some opposing team members to expand your social connections before or when the teams dissolve. You are my only contestant in the show so do your best! I send you hugs and kisses, good luck!"
[At the mention of Nakanaka, Negative Man scratches the back of his neck just slightly, trying his best not to tear the specially wrapped bandages as the camera focuses in on this sleight of hand while the host continues to speak.]
HOST: That concludes the sponsor messages for this episode. Now before we gave you a little time to settle in and adjust to your environment before getting onto the challenge, but for this episode we believe it is vital we get it out of the way before tomorrow’s broadcast.
[Everyone is now intrigued by the host’s words as they look around, wondering just what they mean until they spell it out for the players.]
HOST: In short, we demand every player come to the playing field in five minutes. Given most of your positions we believe it won’t take long to walk.
[The camera suddenly cuts over to an overhead angle, showing Rayman as he shakes his fist annoyed, his voice further bolstering his irritation.]
RAYMAN: Ah come on! We only just got here!
HOST: We don’t want complaints, we just want your presence, either way you’ll make it over to the playing field. We have a surprise guest awaiting you…
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Great! Another mastermind!
COCO: Ah great, another weirdo.
[The camera returns to the feed on the TV, showing nothing but static as the host begins to end their message and their speech for now.]
HOST: Though it may be a brief one, we at the Static Serene bid you a fair adieu. See you sharply….
Notes:
Okay so before you guys wonder, I had to break this chapter up into teo parts simply because it was too long. And bleive me I tried cutting it down, but even then the full episode is just too long for AO3 to handle, so for now this is Part 1. If you;re finished and want to get to the poll, then starting reading Part 2 and see who won!
Chapter 4: Episode 2, Part 2- Searing Heat
Summary:
In this double-feature chapter, we bare witness to the first player who will be rewarded, and the first player to be eliminated… And if that doesn’t peek your interest, then how about angst, the beach, and a scatterbrained guest host? If you don’t then, then we have no idea why you’re watching the show. But we bet you’re curious now…
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
HOST: Though it may be a brief one, we at the Static Serene bid you a fair adieu. See you sharply….
[The screen then switches off into a black endless void, all of the waves and vibrant clashing shades disappearing in an instant as the frame rests entirely on this black void, but before long we are given something new to look at. The screen then slowly fades in to show some of the players walking by on the sand, most of them still angry about having to wrap up their little beach adventure, as the camera zooms in to focus in on a few of them and their conversations.]
[We first look over to Rayman, hunched over slightly with an irritated look in his eyes, his hair flopping down as well, blinding him slightly as he lets out a frustrated sigh, luckily Komasan is nearby, his blue flames and head just poking out from the bottom of the flame as he waddles on. Hearing his team-mates sigh however he turns to him and tries to find a good side to it.]
KOMASAN: Eh, we can always go back to the beach once we’re done with the challenge, it’s not all doom and gloom ya know!
RAYMAN: But still, I had such a cool atmosphere down there, it was like-
[Rayman’s fists tighten slightly as he tries to come up with the words to describe it, but ultimately comes up short, letting out another frustrated sigh before running his hands through his hair, letting it retrun to its normal pointy structure.]
RAYMAN: Let’s just hope the challenge is good this time.
KOMASAN: What d’ya think it could be?
[Just before Rayman can answer, another voice takes his place, only off-screen this time and certain;y not Rayman’s voice.]
LUIGI: Treasure hunt!
[The camera switches to an opposite angle, while Rayman and Komasan were walking to the right, Luigi and the others are walking to the left, as he tries to come up with suggestions for what the answer may be, as Nami and D.Va walk with him.]
NAMI: A treasure hunt?
LUIGI: Yeah, think about it, there’s lots of sand isn’t there. So they had to have buried some stuff here. I mean, how do you think Negative Man got that shirt of his?
D.VA: Wishing on a star?
NAMI: It doesn’t seem likely, it’s gotta be something else.
[Luigi lets out a little confident smirk, putting his hands onto his hips as he stops in place, ready to reply back as the two walk off-screen.]
LUIGI: Nah, trust me. I’m gonna get the team’s opinion and see what they think!
[As Luigi is left alone in the frame he looks behind him, his smile fading away just slightly before he turns back to where the others have gone.]
LUIGI: Hey, where did the others go?
GOJO: Could be too lazy to bother showing up.
[Just like before, we hear another voice from another team before cutting to show that perspective, this time it’s the Red Team as Gojo, Millie, and John all walk together, walking right in front of the camera as it zooms back, following their footsteps as they talk to one another.]
JOHN: Well, they have to show up, it’s apart of the challenge.
GOJO: Well yeah, and if they don’t I’m sure Mr. TV-Head’s gonna just snap their asses there whether they like it or not.
MILLIE: Let’s see, who are we missing again?
[Millie looks behind her, keeping count as Gojo looks back, Kuzan and Dormin following slowly behind them like guards to royalty with no emotion on their faces whatsoever. Before long, the camera switches to show the main playing field once more, showcasing an aerial shot as the players slowly make their way over across the sandy dunes. As the camera continues to rest on this frame, we slowly see a few players such as Noelle and Sayori pop out into the frame before the camera cuts to a close-up of the latter, straightening herself as she gets up and tries to follow her team despite the fall.]
[The camera is positioned over the shoulder of the Red Team as Sayori begins to run over to them, a bubbly smile on her face as she waves out to them, despite her slightly scruffy appearance and sand on her.]
SAYORI: Hi team! We ready to win?
JOHN: Yes, but are you okay? You seemed to take quite the nasty fall there.
SAYORI: Oh I’m fine!
[Sayori straightens the red bow on her hair, returning to its original position as she gives off a big cheery smile and some thumbs-up.]
SAYORI: See! Perfectly fine!
[The camera then cuts away to the Green Team as they make their way near to where the host is standing, a large rectangle drawn just around them as they stare, observing the landscape with that same static blaring away at their face. As the Green Team steps forward to the camera, a player pops into existence and falls to the floor, revealing it to be Nakanaka as she groans slightly, catching the attention of her players. As she rises, she noticeably clutches her face, and more specifically her right eye, an almost pained expression on her face as we cut to focus in on the group, Vivian looking over to the girl with concern while Negative Man stands nearby.]
VIVIAN: Is she okay?
NEGATIVE MAN: Right as rain.
VIVIAN: She doesn’t look like it…
[The camera suddenly cuts to an extreme close-up of the host’s face showing static once more as it stretches and fills up the entire screen, trying desperately to escape it before being held back as the screen suddenly changes. The audience is now face-to-face with the obscured shadow silhouette once more resting their arms against a table as they remain silent – but before long the players and the audience are greeted with the discomforting boom of their distorted voice.]
HOST: Thank you for arriving. Now, the last challenge we believe to have been the most important one thus far-
REAGAN: No shit! It’s the ONLY one thus far!
[Despite Reagan’s off-screen cry, the host continues on like normal without missing a beat, the camera cutting away from their screen as they monologue to show the players listening on each with mixed and varied reactions on their face, ranging from caution, to intrigue to irritation, to just plain old boring boredom.]
HOST: After all, it gave you the opportunity to see what weight your actions held during this game, the rewards for winning, and the grave consequences for failure. And now that one person has been eliminated, I think you all must understand these consequences quite well. This challenge will be no different. Succeed, and you shall prosper. Fail, and you will be at the audience’s mercy.
[The camera cuts back to the host, only a wider shot this time as they remain on the ground within the middle of their rectangle, slowly raising out an arm and preparing to ‘click’ their mechanical fingers once more.]
HOST: With that being said, let’s reveal what your next challenge shall be.
[The click echoes throughout the entire playing field as all goes silent, but suddenly, the ground underneath the players shakes, the camera cutting back over to a few of them to get their reactions to the ground aching and whirring underneath them.]
CAINE: What, an earthquake?!
NOELLE: I-It can’t be an earthquake.
JIMMY: Okay genius, what is it then?
[It is indeed not an earthquake, as proven when the camera pans back around to show the host, remaining calm and static with their hands behind their back, taking an almost professional-looking stance as the earth moves underneath them. Suddenly, they begin to rise, the ground underneath lifting them in the air as sand floods down to the ground below, revealing large wooden boards and metal lifted up into the air. The camera cuts to focus in on this strange platform as it slowly lifts up, at first showing the underside, before focusing in on sand streaming down like rapids, before showing the sand on the platform itself, slowly dissipating to reveal instruments and equipment, buried beneath the sand.]
[Before long, the platform rises up as a loud whirring can be heard, the players watching on in confusion as the host now stands above them, saying a single piece of advice to them as they look down.]
HOST: Close your eyes.
[As the players wonder what they mean, the whirrs get louder and louder as sand suddenly flies off of the stage and around into the air, the players immediately trying their best to block the sand as the camera watches on. As it pans around to witness the players blocking their eyes, some stray small pieces of sand get caught on the camera before suddenly disappearing as the whirring noises switch off. We cut to a close-up of the underneath of the stage, revealing large fans right under the floorboards.]
[We cut back to the players themselves as the sand mostly falls down to the ground. Each of them trying to wipe off the sand from the clothes as we focus in on a few of them, for the Green Team we focus in on Coco, a frustrated look on her face as she furiously pats at her clothes, scowling as she removes her sunglasses.]
COCO: My beret is ruined now… You’re lucky you just so happen to have more because if you didn’t, then I’d sue you for all your worth!
[The camera then motions over to the Blue Team as Caine opens up his mouth, revealing his eyes to be unscathed at all by the strong gust of sand, which can’t at all be said for the other players as the camera slowly reveals them just near him, still putting on that enthusiastic and chippy voice.]
CAINE: Boy, that surely was a large gust, wasn’t it?
BEN: Y-Yeah, whatever.
[The Red Team are the last we cut over to as sand gets into John’s eyes but he doesn't seem at all fazed by it, his already crusty pitch-black eyes blinking as he smiles completely unaffected. The same can’t be said for Millie however as she falls to the ground, swearing underneath her breath as she slams her fist and covers her eyes with her hand.]
MILLIE: Son of a bitch! Fuck…
JOHN: That wasn’t so bad. Rather pleasant actually-
MILLIE: Shut the fu-!!
[Before Millie can finish her expletive, the camera cuts to a medium-shot of the host, scanning the area before the camera pans around, positioning it behind their metallic shoulders and speaking once more, irregardless of how the players are dealing with the unintentional attack.]
HOST: Now, before we begin with your next challenge, we must bring in the episode’s special ‘guest host’, an expert who will help you along the way in order to achieve your truest potential during the challenge itself.
[The camera quickly cuts over to Rayman as he scratches his hair, little stray sand particles come pouring out of his sticky-out golden locks as he tries to pull a joke.]
RAYMAN: So we’re gettin’ a ‘Sand-ologist’ or somethin’?
HOST: Observe the instruments behind me, does it look like something a so-called ‘sandologist’ would study?
[The camera cuts to show the mixed assortments of instruments behind the host, ranging from standard guitars, basses, drums, and keyboards to more high-end and old instruments, alongside speakers and microphones. The camera slowly pans around to focus in on the host remaining as still as ever before their head slowly droops down, the camera slowly zooming in on this sight as we hear the sound of humming and buzzing, getting more and more intense with each passing second.]
[We cut to a close-up of the host’s TV head once more, shadows surrounding the scene as the head slopes at a downward angle. Out of the static wave streaming from the host’s head, what appears to be a hand pokes out, one with dark painted fingernails and long streaming hair that has been dyed to hell and back also making its entrance, piercing the static as the fizzing and crackling only get louder and louder, before more and more pieces of this guest start to break through.]
[A shoe, an arm, what appear to be horns, all take their time to individually poke out before the guest host manages to worm their body out, falling down to the sandy ground below as they yelp out in surprise. As they fall, the camera zooms out as the players look on at this new guest host. They seem small, and colourful too, multiple pinks, blues and whites stretched over their body like someone trying to create a human rainbow – granted there’s only a few colours and shades so it’s not exactly a perfect rainbow.]
[Their long sharp hair covers nearly every little part of their body, minus their legs, covered in blue and pink stockings respectively with freshly ripped holes, what appears to be a long scar running down the base of one leg to the thigh. At the top of this menagerie of hair and colour, there appears to be makeshift horns, made out of the hair itself, proudly displaying dark blacks and light silvers as this guest host lets out a groan and rises up slightly, mumbling to themselves.]
HAIRBALL: I think I landed on my arm…
[As they rise up to their feet, sand covers a good part of their left side, quickly dropping down as they rub their arm, revealing a cut-off sleeve with pink lines through it as well as the rest of this guest’s appearance. She’s a young woman, dressed in what appears to be a schoolgirl’s sailor uniform, white shirt and dark skirt to contrast with her otherwise punkish appearance. This doesn’t extend to just her clothing, on her face are small piercings, bits of metal poking out near her mouth and ears like blunt shrapnel over a wound. And of course, like all of the other players, around her neck lies a more oppressive piece of metal, a cold hard bangle wrapped around her, bearing a thin white ring of light.]
[The girl quickly rubs her arm before snapping over to the host, looking at them from above, with a little fury behind her high-pitched voice.]
HAIRBALL: Hey! You said I wouldn’t be dropped off and hurt, you’ve broken your promise to Ibuki!!
HOST: We agreed we wouldn’t transport you over a cliff. There was nothing about a small height.
HAIRBALL: That wasn’t small, Ibuki’s pretty sure she has like a ton of bruises!
HOST: You landed 9 feet off the ground and even then face-planted into sand.
HAIRBALL: Yeah, and who in the hell likes sand!?
[As the hosts bicker with one another to varying levels of degree and excitement in their voices, the camera pulls back and zooms out to show the players watching on, some entertained by this show that they’re putting on, while others are clearly irritated. Before long however, the horned guest looks over, seemingly spotting the players for the first time as she dramatically swivels around, her hair flowing in all directions as she eaves and yells out.]
HAIRBALL: How we doing, beautiful people? Sorry Ibuki ignored you for so long!
[The camera cuts to a medium shot of the girl, giving a big exciting smile as she puts her hands to her hips, seemingly eager to get the show on the road while the host continues speaking off-screen.]
HOST: For this challenge we have entrusted the role of ‘host’ over to a talented prodigy in the musical arts, the self proclaimed ‘Ultimate Musician’… Miss Ibuki Mioda.
IBUKI: D-Don’t introduce Ibuki like that, Ibuki’s fine with just Ibuki.
[She softly scratches the back of her neck before shaking her head slightly, jumping on the spot to psyche herself up before returning her attention back over to the players, stepping closer towards the, with that same excited smile on her face, only to be heightened by her clearly excitable voice too.]
IBUKI: Before Ibuki says what your challenge will be, Ibuki just has one question for you alll…
[She suddenly throws out her hands and strikes a pose, mimicking a guitar in her hands before shouting at the top of her punkish lungs.]
IBUKI: ARE YOU READY TO ROOOCCKKK?!?!?
[Despite her excited scream, Ibuki receives little fanfare apart from a few players, the camera cutting away to show them in the background, their voices a distant echo alongside clapping from Luigi.]
MILLIE: Yep!
RAYMAN: Always ready to rock and roll!
VIVIAN: Y-Yes!
[The camera cuts over to Ibuki, leaning forward just slightly, clearly taking her fun with her little introduction before putting a hand to her ear.]
IBUKI: Now, Ibuki’s got great hearing so she’s sure she didn’t hear a few people. So, let Ibuki ask again… ARE YOU READY FOR THE MOST HEART-POUNDING, SPIT ON YOUR TONGUE, BASH SOMEONE’S BRAINS IN CHALLENGE YOU’LL EVER COMPETE IN?!?!?!
[Ibuki manages to get some light cheering and applause from most of the audience as she bows down, taking the small audience’s cries with that same smile on her face before clapping her hands. The camera focusing in on her movements as she tries her best to climb the stage.]
IBUKI: Great! Well, Ibuki’s challenge is sure to be exactly that!
[We cut to a more in-depth close-up of Ibuki as she makes her way to the end of the stage, stars in her excited eyes before shouting out her next few words to the players down below.]
IBUKI: Your next challenge is gonna be a music challenge!
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Wow, you don’t say?
IBUKI: Thank you for the praise, but save it for later!
[The camera zooms out as Ibuki begins to pace around the stage, making her way to the back where all of the instruments lie, her loud voice still being as audible as ever even from such a far distance away from the players.]
IBUKI: Three players from each band are going to have to perform on this stage and do something musical! It can be anything, singing, playing, karaoke, interpretative dance if you’re a bit boring, just run it by Ibuki first and if it’s musical she’ll allow it!
N: Anything?
IBUKI: Yep! But only three players from each team can perform, and you wanna know the best bit about it?
DORMIN: Speak.
IBUKI: Ibuki’s gonna judge!!
[It’s clear from her voice that Ibuki feels pride toward that fact, lifting her arm up in the air and letting out a little cry from her mouth as she does. The camera takes a break from her however and shifts its attention back onto the players, more specifically to the middle of the combined crowd as the camera focuses in on the small Komasan, fiddling with his paws as he speaks in a worried tone.]
KOMASAN: W-Wait, but I dunno anythin’ about music? And I don’t even know when it’s gonna be?
[The camera cuts rapidly to Ibuki once more as she steps down from the stage, a spring in her step as she bounces around with a seemingly endless amount of hyperactive energy, getting closer to the players as she speaks.]
IBUKI: Don’t you worry at all, Ibuki’s gonna help all of you out! They didn’t name Ibuki the Ultimate Musician for nothing!
[As the camera slowly zooms out with each step the guest takes, we see more of the characters in the foreground and slowly see the host reappear in the background, their distorted voice further making their presence known as they quickly speak up.]
HOST: You shall until mid-day tomorrow to practice your performances and figure out which three among your team shall perform. Miss Mioda will be here to help you practice today and tomorrow, all until is it time for your performance. I suggest you give serious thought as to who it should be now.
IBUKI: That’s right, ‘cause your challenge starts….
[The camera suddenly changes to a more overhead grew as Ibuki’s arm slowly raises up, her hands ready to click, and once they do her fingers quickly transform to pull a traditional ‘demon’ hand signal, before she lets out an excited yell.]
IBUKI: RIGHT NOW!!!
[Ibuki slowly backs away from the team, humming a little melody to herself in an attempt to be sneaky, but as she does she’s quickly spotted by some of the members.]
GOJO: I thought you said you’d help us out?
IBUKI: And Ibuki will! Just pick out an instrument and go back to your homes and I’ll come to you all without a second thought!
[The camera cuts back around to the players, as the teams slowly get into little huddles, each trying to figure out their tactics for this new and rather bizarre challenge – the camera focusing first on the Green Team as we are shown a new shot from inside this huddle, all of the players bar Nakanaka are bunched against one another, looking around at their fellow team-mates as the camera shows N, Coco, Vivian, and Plague Knight all huddled together, with N heading the conversation.]
N: Okay, first things first. Do any of you guys know how to play an instrument?
[Surprisingly N is met with silence, causing his eyes to shoot down to the ground before quickly reappearing to face his team-mates head on again – despite this rather quick blow, he still questions his team in a rapid-fire manner.]
N: Okay, that’s cool. Is anyone here good at singing?
COCO: Oh yeah, I practice in the shower all the time.
VIVIAN: That’s odd, I can never hear you..
COCO: Oh, do you want to perform alongside me then?
VIVIAN: Not really… my singing’s probably not that good.
N: Well you don’t have to if you don’t want to. Anybody else want to take one for the team?
[He is met with silence once again, but only briefly as the camera cuts to the opposite angle, focusing on Negative Man, with D.Va, Nami and Luigi all surrounding him. The bandaged player lets out a little sigh before speaking up.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Sure, why not?
[The camera cuts over to N as a small smile snakes it way onto his face.]
N: Glad to you have on board. So, that just leaves us with one more spot. Any takers?
[The camera pans around quickly to the right, Plague Knight and Luigi visible on both ends as both of their high-pitched voices perk up at the same time into one screech.]
LUIGI: I’ll do it!
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Allow me!
[As they both finish, Luigi looks over to Plague Knight in surprise as the little alchemist does the same, grazing Luigi’s large nose with the point of his green beak, causing Luigi to back off just slightly. The camera then decides to cut over to the Blue Team, not in a huddle, but still in close-knit positions with one another as the camera focuses in on Rayman, already ready to say what was on his mind as he turns to look to Miku behind him, his hand moving just slightly closer towards the idol as he clicks his gloved fingers.]
RAYMAN: Okay. Miku!
MIKU: Got it.
RAYMAN: One down, two to go.
[He turns to look over to the others with a sharp grin on his face, rubbing his hands together as his eyes dart around to his fellow players, eager to get this show on the road.]
RAYMAN: Anybody else want to try out?
BEN: Eh, couldn’t hurt to try I suppose.
[Ben walks into the frame as Rayman turns towards him, patting the taller teen’s shoulder as he grins over to him.]
RAYMAN: Love the enthusiasm, what you gonna do?
BEN: Well, I was thinking maybe I could look around the stage and see what was available. Before the walkers hit I was a pretty experienced dude in my band class, so I could probably look for like drums or a trumpet somewhere.
[The camera cuts over to Reagan as she mumbles to herself, taking up the foreground in the shot while everyone else remains in the background, including Rayman.]
REAGAN: Ah great, a band kid.
RAYMAN: Wuzzat, Reagan?
[Reagan’s eyes go slightly wide as she turns around, the camera tilting up just slightly as she faces the rest of her team.]
REAGAN: O-Oh, nothing!
RAYMAN: Okay, so we got Miku, we got Ben… Hmm… Anyone else wanna sign up?
[Rayman is met with silence from his team, but isn’t long before it’s broken, just not by the Blue Team. Instead, we cut over to the Red Team as they talk amongst themselves, the camera showing a wide shot and getting everybody in the frame as they talk with one another, strangely not bickering this time as John leads his brigade once more.]
JOHN: Okay, easy question, who wants to perform?
[The whole crowd goes silent as they all look around at each-other, trying to see whether one person would be willing enough to do it. And luckily for them, one person raises up their hand in a flash, a big smile on her face as she jumps slightly.]
MILLIE: Oh, me! Me! I’ll do it!
DORMIN: Calm yourself…
JOHN: Alright, so Millie’s down. Anybody else want to perform?
GOJO: …Or, how about we put it this way? Who doesn’t want to perform?
[Immediately a few hands go up, each at varying speeds and levels for enthusiasm, the camera gliding over each player’s hand in sequence, the only players who aren’t putting their hands are Millie, John, and surprisingly Nacho. The camera zooming out to focus in on him before cutting over to Gojo, approaching his red-shirted team-mate with a smile on his face.]
GOJO: Well, I guess that checks out, so what are you guys going to do exactly?
NACHO: …Something.
GOJO: Wow, such a detailed response. Okay, so how about you two, what’s your act gonna be?
[The camera cuts around to focus in on Millie and John, smiles on their faces as Millie is the first to speak, eagerly explaining her plans as the camera zooms in on her.]
MILLIE: Well, I was thinkin’ I could do some singing. There’s gotta be like one of those machines around here, right?
DOLL: What machines?
MILLIE: The ones where ya get a microphone and sing to the lyrics… Gah, what are they called again?
[The camera snaps over to a new angle, slightly zoomed out than the previous one as Gojo stands on the left side of the frame and Millie to the right, trying her best to remember as she knocks on her crimson cranium just slightly – only for Gojo to help out.]
GOJO: You mean a karaoke machine?
[She clicks her fingers upon hearing the word and perks up as she looks to Gojo.]
MILLIE: That’s the one, now we just gotta hope one of ‘em’s around here somewhere!
[We suddenly cut to focus on the stage, the camera resting on a band of instruments and equipment, little particles of sand still clinging on by the skin of their teeth onto this metal transport. Before long, we hear the sound of creaking wood as shadows slowly stretch among the stage, later revealed to be a few players such as Luigi, John and Negative Man. Luigi bends down slightly to grab a nearby dated keytar, looking like it’s seen better days as the faded paint clings onto the sand. He’s surprised at how heavy it is as he grunts before cutting over to the three men, Luigi small and in the middle as he tries his best to heave the keytar off the stage, while Negative Man hugs the left side of the frame, and John the right.]
[Negative Man bends down and picks something up off-screen, his arm shooting to the bottom of the frame as he grabs a simple microphone, John does the same but walks out of the frame entirely, letting out a little grunt and heaving before we hear the sound of something dragging along the wooden floor. The camera pans over to reveal it to be a large vintage jukebox, with a few microphones attached to the side, trying his best to push it off the stage entirely, before he’s successful. As Negative Man watches on, the jukebox falls to the ground with a large thud, while John remains at the corner, panting slightly, as he tries his best to rest his aching bones, Negative Man can’t help but speak up.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Too heavy to lift?
[John turns around, panting heavily as his voice comes out a bit croaked and wheezy, but still with that eager husk he carries around with him.]
JOHN: Yeah. Lucky there’s sand around so nothing breaks, right?
NEGATIVE MAN: Mhm.
[Negative Man makes his way over to the pile and grabs a tambourine, shaking it slightly as he returns to the left side of the frame, eventually walking out of sight, but not before giving a sneaky comment to John.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Good luck dragging it all the way to an outlet.
[We can see the regret now on John’s face as he realises his little mistake, but instead of reacting out of anger, he just rubs his eyes slightly and puts his hands onto his hips, before we hear the sound of more footsteps on the stage, and as such more players on it. The camera stillf couses in on the bruised and beaten John however, leaping off the stage and falling to the ground like a ton of bricks, leaving the shot bare all except for the stage, the blue sky, and the sandy dune surrounding it.]
[Before long however, we transition back over to a new shot, slowly fading away to what appears to be the outskirts of the playing field, sand and sun surrounding the entire landscape as the camera pans around, but before long we recognise something familiar; the Green Team’s house. As it slowly zooms in, we hear the inklings of a conversation between some of the team-members and cut to focus in on it more clearly. We’re now thrust right into the living room as the players all huddle themselves in this room, fiddling around with some of the instruments.]
[Luigi is singing to himself before pressing on random parts of the keytar, not making any other noise, much to his annoyance, while Coco tries to set up a nearby karaoke machine, with N on his knees trying his best to help out too. Negative Man waits patiently on the middle of the couch, surrounded by the two shortest players, Nami fiddling with a kalimba to his left, and Plague Knight yapping on and on to his right. D.Va stands around, just watching everyone go on by, before the camera slowly cuts to a new angle, showing the team from afar at the corner of the room, all except for one lone player, the camera panning down to reveal them. Nakanaka, huddled in a corner and still clutching her eye as she listens on to everybody.]
[The camera then cuts to focus in on Negative Man, Plague Knight’s mask obstructing him from view slightly as he zones out, not that Plague Knight bothers to care for as he continues to blabber on that screech of a voice he has, only dulled slightly by his mask.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: After all, it goes, do-do, re, mi, far, solo… I don’r exactly remember what it’s for but I know it’s important in singing, after all what is a mighty falcon without it’s cry?
[In the distance we can hear a faint knocking, something which Negative Man also picks up on, tilting his head up just slightly as he spots the noise, but that doesn’t stop Plague Knight from continuing to spill his thoughts out loud.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: I’d dare say it’s as important as razor-sharp claws or a hooked beak! Wouldn’t a man such as you agree?
[Negative Man is silent, and we hear the knocking once again, but much more rapid and louder this time, Plague Knight however doesn’t hear such noises and tilts his head over to face the bandaged player, tilting it down just slightly and staring into his pitch-black goggles like animals in a stand-off for food.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Excuse me, I said-
NEGATIVE MAN: I heard what you said.
[Negative Man gets up from the couch, the knocking getting louder and louder as he stands up and walks out of the living room, the camera resting now on Plague Knight as he slumps back against the couch in an almost defeated manner, Nami in the background, still playing with the ornate kalimba. Plague Knight can’t help but let out one comment as he leaves though, trying to get the last laugh as he shouts and gets everyone’s attention.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: At least I know when to properly excuse myself from a conversation!
LUIGI: No you don’t.
[The camera cuts over to focus in on Negative Man, walking through the lit hallway as the camera rests on his front body before cutting away to the door itself. We can see a shadow in the surrounding windows, although what or who they belong to remains a mystery, as they just keep knocking at the heavy door in an almost melodic fashion, like a drummer trying to practice a new beat.]
[As he opens up the door, the camera cuts to the outside, revealing it to be the smaller guest, Ibuki, partly knocking on the door even as Negative Man opens it up for her, once she’s finished her little solo, she speaks to the bandaged player in that same excited voice of hers.]
IBUKI: Wow… You’re much taller than Ibuki thought! Anyway, Ibuki has come bearing gifts!!
[The camera zooms out revealing a few instruments behind her and equipment too before cutting to Ibuki herself, sporting a cheerful smile as she stands proud, looking over to Negative Man with her hands on her hips and waiting to be let inside. Without a word, the bandaged player simply steps aside as Ibuki enters, leaving the gifts behind her like broken toys, Negative Man notices this however and calls to her once she makes her way inside, looking around as if captivated by the sight of a normal house.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Aren’t you gonna bring them in?
IBUKI: … Oh yeah.
[Ibuki blinks for a second before continuing to waltz her way inside, the camera quickly cutting to the living room door as she makes her grand entrance, raising her leg out to kick it down even though the door is already open. Since she has nothing to knock, she instead decides to use her loud voice to get the attention of everybody in the room.]
IBUKI: Green! Greeny-Green-Team!
[The camera cuts back to the players as they all look over to her, shutting up before the camera switches to be fixed in a new location, tracking Ibuki’s movements as she enters the room, Negative Man slowly following behind, carrying a keyboard in his baggy arms and unable to match her energy.]
IBUKI: Now, you guys are lucky enough to be the first team Ibuki sees! But unlucky enough, Ibuki’s only got an hour to help you all before she has to leave for the next! Soooo!
[She claps her hands before pulling a pose, pointing to everyone as the camera zooms in, capturing a look of energised excitement fresh in her eyes, only matched by the almost fanged smile on her face and a voice that could pierce through millions of ears.]
IBUKI: Show Ibuki what you’ve got!!! Who’s doing what, and how can Ibuki help?
[The camera moves away from the zoomed in shot of Ibuki’s face as someone decides to speak up; that someone being Coco, confidently raising up her hand.]
COCO: Oh me, I’m singing.
IBUKI: Ah, can’t go wrong with that can ya? Well, unless you’re a bad singer, of course. Is it acapella or with music?
COCO: Um… With music, I suppose?
IBUKI: Great, and who’s gonna play that music?
[The entire room goes silent as the camera switches to a more overhead view, capturing the entire room from a top-down perspective as Ibuki looks around at everybody.]
IBUKI: Aaany takers? No…?
[The camera suddenly switches back to show a medium shot of Ibuki, her excited face looking a bit disappointed now as she slouches over, but slowly a hand raises itself right in front of the camera, as a high-pitched voice calls out.]
LUIGI: I can try!
[Ibuki turns her head as the camera pans around, shifting into Ibuki’s perspective, revealing Luigi as his neck holds the keytar up by a thin, worn-out and aged strap.]
IBUKI: Ah, green man! You doing keytar, Ibuki likes!
NEGATIVE MAN: I’m singing as well.
[She suddenly snaps back as the camera reveals Negative Man behind her, hands in his pockets as usual before Ibuki raises her own, giving a thumbs-up to the bandaged and bangled player, her voice crying out once more.]
IBUKI: Alrighty! Two singers!
[The camera pans around the room as she looks over to everyone trying her best to figure out who is the mysterious third performer as she continues speaking.]
IBUKI: Okay, so we got two singers with one accompanying, who’s the third person! C’mon don’t leave Ibuki in suspense! Her heart just can’t take it!
[Her eyes wander around the room before she suddenly spots Nakanaka in the corner, hunched over with shadows surrounding her as she grasps her eye. The camera changes back to its normal state as we cut to Ibuki looking slightly concerned as she looks over to Nakanaka.]
IBUKI: Um… ‘scuse me, girl in the corner?
[Contrasting with her previous appearances, Ibuki’s voice now is quiet, and somewhat reserved as she tries her best to step over to Nakanaka, the camera following her movements as the young girl doesn’t even look her in the eye. The camera rests and starts to zoom in as Ibuki stops, Nakanaka hunched to the corner with her back pressing against the left of the frame while Ibuki crouches down, trying her best to get her attention.]
IBUKI: Are you doing okay?
NAKANAKA: No!
[She suddenly raises out her arm, every inch of it covered in bandages as Ibuki steps back a bit, giving her space as the camera cuts to Nakanaka’s face, now slowly lifting to reveal both of her eyes with that same amber fury swimming deep within them.]
NAKANAKA: Do not gaze upon me, and do not give me your pity! My powers will destroy you!
[The camera cuts back to Ibuki, the girl taking up the middle of the frame as she stands up, looking down at the girl and trying to take it easy as Negative Man stands nearby.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Ah great.
IBUKI: What’s that?
VIVIAN: Hold on a second…
[The camera cuts back to focus on Nakanaka’s eyes as Vivian continues.]
VIVIAN: Where’s her eyepatch gone?
NAKANAKA: I don’t know, but if it is not returned, then I shall inflict fury upon everybody this realm, even if it’s not by my choice! So stay back, please I warn you!
[The camera cuts to a new shot now as Nakanaka takes central focus to the left side of the screen, a few of the other players backing away to the right, all except for Negative Man, who remains as cool as a cucumber. Luigi nearby notices this as he speaks over to the bandaged man, slight peril in his voice.]
LUIGI: Hey, aren’t you a little worried?
NEGATIVE MAN: Of what, she pulls this ‘power stuff’ all the time, don’r see why now you’re choosing to indulge in it.
LUIGI: But-
NEGATIVE MAN: Nakanaka! Have you tried closing your eye?
[At the suggestion, she lets out a little scoff before holding her bandaged hand over her right eye, that same wary voice dripping with power and anger booming out into the room.]
NAKANAKA: No, it must be covered! By cloth, and parchment! Mere mortal skin is not enough to contain it!
N: Have ya tried maybe wrapping something around the eye?
[N’s sudden suggestion causes the camera to pan around to him, looking over to his team-mate with a curious look as she wonders what he could possibly mean.]
NAKANAKA: Something, wrapped around it?
N: Well, not the eye, but your head. Like a towel or a sleeve or something, you get what I mean?
[The camera cuts back to focus on Nakanaka entirely, tugging the sleeve of her black schooljacket while N continues to speak, noticing her movements.]
N: Like, try wrapping the sleeve around your eye, that might help keep it under control.
[Nakanaka’s eyes begin to look a bit weary as she takes note of N’s suggestion, but before long she manages to get the courage to take that jacket over her shoulders, trying her best to wrap the large and baggy sleeve over her coat, but struggling just slightly. But luckily, help comes to her rescue as a loud voice blurts out.]
IBUKI: Let Ibuki help!
[Ibuki walks over to the camera and tries her best to wrap the sleeve around Nakanaka’s face, and while she’s successful in covering up her eye, she also covers her entire face with the entire length of the jacket, the camera zooms out as Ibuki gives a little thumbs up.]
IBUKI: Alright, now Ibuki wants to hear you guys sing!
[We suddenly cut away and focus on the Blue Team’s living now, contrast to the previous team only a few members are around, most notably Miku, Caine, Rayman, Yukong and Komasan. Miku is already hard at work singing and dancing in the middle of the living room as Rayman and Komasan watch on from the couch. As she moves around, the camera suddenly focusing on a nearby boombox, blasting the instrumental of a pop song that Miku is singing the lyrics to.]
[The idol dances and twirls around as the camera focuses on her performance, nearing the end as she delivers the final note before striking a pose and smiling for the camera. Before long, we hear the sound of rapid clapping, the camera panning over to reveal Caine, his hands clapping much faster than anyone else’s as he seems much more enthusiastic than everyone else, although Komasan tries his best to match Caine’s speed. The ringmaster floats up before grabbing his cane in mid-air as he speaks in his usual bombastic voice.]
CAINE: Why that was an outstanding performance! Your twirls have swag and the the singing has yolo, it was… simply divine.
[The camera cuts over to Miku as she smiles at Caine, unsure of what to say in response but taking it on with a smile and a bow before Caine drifts closer towards her. The camera focuses in on the two of them now before it slowly zooms in, Caine continuing to speak seemingly without pause as he gets closer and closer to the performer.]
CAINE: Now we just have to figure out how to make a young performer such as yourself a daring darling that people will wanna by tickets for; your voice won’t be enough, we need to rent out all manner of stuff! Animals, makeup artists, technicans, animal trainers, animal makeup trainers! Maybe we should make something bombastic for your big chorus, like throwing knives at you or, shooting you out of a cannon! Or-
[Miku gets slightly less comfortable as Caine approaches, a look of manic excitement present within his eyes as he pushes it right into Miku’s, the camera zooming in with full intensity before moving away as Caine backs away and stops himself, returning to his usual, if kooky self.]
CAINE: Or we could simply just out on a few fancy lights. How would that sound?
[Miku is silent for just a moment before responding, putting on a smile once more.]
MIKU: Well maybe w-
CAINE: Great! Fantastic, glad we could agree on such a fantastic fabrication!
[Caine suddenly moves in at full speed towards Miku’s hand, shaking it violently and catching her off-guard before the camera cuts back over to the couch, Yukong stepping out and making her way over as the camera follows her.]
YUKONG: Let’s not get too hasty now, I’m sure Miku will be just fine with just her voice and moves. You’re really quite talented, if you don’t mind me saying.
MIKU: Why thank you!
YUKONG: But we still need to figure out what the other acts are doing, and even who the other acts are.
[The camera cuts back over to the couch as Komasan stands up, but due to his small stature he is still unable to be barely taller than a slouching sitting Rayman as he speaks up.]
KOMASAN: Well, I kinda thought we all agreed that we were all gonna help Miss Miku out, she’s clearly the belle of the ball.
[The camera quickly cuts back around over to Caine, Miku, and Yukong as the latter glides forward and further to the camera, that endless energy still flowing within him like a marching parade of excitement.]
CAINE: Of course, which is why we need to make sure she’s the most fabulous most eye-dropping, money-spending, fan-obsessive act around!!
MIKU: Actually, I think my fans are fin-
YUKONG: But that wouldn’t work. Every team has to perform three teams, you know. Even if Miku scores a perfect 10 out of 10, all everybody else needs is to at least gain a 4 and we’ll be up for elimination!
[Caine stares blankly at Yukong before floating her over to her and letting out a quick retort.]
CAINE: How do you know it’ll be out of 10 points, huh?
YUKONG: How do you kn-
RAYMAN: Hey, hey! Down in front!
[Rayman shouts off-screen as we also hear the sound of creaking leather, no doubt him as well as he makes his way over to the middle of the frame and placing his hands to both Caine and Yukong, pushing them apart like before as he tries his best to remain rational.]
RAYMAN: We can’t just go at each-other’s throats at a time like this alright? The challenge is tomorrow, so you can wait to kill each-other or whatever, but only after we make sure we don’t win, alright?
[The camera cuts between Yukong and Caine as they nod, Caine not speaking up and instead slowly lifting his teeth up and down like a guilty child while Yukong’s nod is more dignified, further proven by her calm voice as the camera cuts to a close-up of her.]
RAYMAN : Okay good, guess it’s glad things didn’t get too heated, huh?
YUKONG: Of course. Sorry about that.
IBUKI: Don’t apologise! What you should be sorry for is not practicing in Ibuki’s presence!
[A loud voice echoes and bounces from behind, catching Yukong off-guard as her eyes look around the room, before long, the camera pans over to her right and reveals Ibuki making her way into the hall before leaping in with a little mischievous smile on her face.]
IBUKI: Just kidding, you can relax! Ibuki’s chill… cool as a coolcumber.
[The camera cuts to a new angle, as it follows Ibuki’s movements, keeping her in the centre of the frame before making her way over the camera, the frame tilting and panning itself in accordance as Komasan leaps out the way. She turns her head over to the left before sharply cutting back over to the other players, looking over to Ibuki while she lazes on the couch, that same smile on her face.]
IBUKI: So… what’s the plan gonna be, huh, huh?
CAINE: Why I’m glad you asked!
[Caine slowly floats his way over to the couch, startling Ibuki slightly as she sits up now, looking over to the floating ringleader as she clutches her face dramatically, her voice getting even more high-pitched and frightened than before.]
IBUKI: Ohmygod! Ohmgod, you’re floating! I-Ibuki’s never seen that before? How are you doing that?
CAINE: Never mind the ‘how’, just focus on the ‘how’. ‘How’ are we doing you ask, well… ‘How’ about you just focus your attention to the winner of this challenge in the blue pigtails?
[Ibuki looks over, noticing Miku as she gives a polite wave, the camera cutting over to the girl before going back to the more punkish musician as Caine continues on speaking, clearly taking pride in Miku.]
CAINE: She will put on the pop performance of an absolute age! One that will make the show’s ratings go up before you even have the time to think about going to the lobby or even put your butt down on the seat!! She will stun, and she dazzle, and she will shine so bright our lawyers will try our darndest to make sure you don’t have a chance at suing us!
[Ibuki rubs her head slightly as she pitches up, the camera cutting over to the other players, Yukong and Komasan looking over to Miku, whilst she and Rayman stare into the camera and our host as she speaks up.]
IBUKI: Well, gee, Ibuki loves to hear that but… You gotta have three perfomers you know? In fact, Ibuki only sees five of you… Wait, Oh crap! Did Ibuki sleep in for too long and miss the challenge?
CAINE: I assure you your eyes are quite well-rested, but you need not worry, this star-studded idol will make sure she shines brightly above everyone else, and all of the other team-members are helping out with setting everything up!
KOMASAN: They are?
CAINE : Sure!
[Caine somehow discreetly winks out of the corner of his eye towards Komasan as the camera cuts to a new shot, Ibuki rising up from the couch now as she scratches her head, slowly zooming out to witness the entire living room as she steps closer.]
IBUKI: Ibuki loves to see people perform, and she loves when people put passion into their awesome performance! But you know what Ibuki doesn’t love?
RAYMAN: What’s that?
IBUKI: This stupid bangle.
[The camera now cuts to an extreme close-up, focusing on the bangle wrapped tight around Ibuki’s neck, the white ring of light glowing brightly as she taps said ring with a dark fake nail, continuing to speak and grabbing the players’ attention as the camera cuts back to focus in on them.]
IBUKI: But as long as Ibuki has it on, she’s stuck here. And you’re stuck with doing the challenge. So that means, you gotta have three people perform, otherwise… Well, you’ll get punished…
YUKONG: Yeah, we know.
IBUKI: And Ibuki doesn’t want to see anybody here get punished so…
[She pauses slightly before the camera focuses entirely on the white-bangled guest, ready to strike another pose as she lets out an excited yell, regaining that lost energy from before as she shouts towards the players.]
IBUKI: Ibuki’s gonna try her hardest to make sure you guys don’t suck balls! That’s a genuine Ibuki-patented promise!
[The camera pans around back to the previous shot as the players look over to their coach, still holding in that excitement of hers as she hols that same smile from before and continues.]
IBUKI: So, any ideas on what else you guys wanna do? Ibuki’s all ears, so if you want to make music, then sing right into Ibuki’s ear!
[The camera cuts to focus in on Rayman in particular, a little smile across his lips as well as a little confident glint in his eye, stepping forward as the camera follows his movements.]
RAYMAN: Well, I may have a little idea…
YUKONG: Here we go again.
RAYMAN: Nah nah, trust me, trust me, okay! It’s a perfect idea!
IBUKI: Well don’t leave Ibuki in suspense, her poor heart can’t take it… Just spit it out already!
[The camera zooms out as Rayman faces Ibuki, clearly excited to shar his idea as his hands suddenly make excited motions across the air, Ibuki’s eyes watching every little move as the limbless player explains his idea.]
RAYMAN: Well, my idea is that I’d put on some rock music or even something hard, and do the coolest thing known to all mankind… Air guitar!
[The camera alternates between close-ups of Ibuki as she looks curiously to Rayman, contrasted with a big eager grin on the latter’s face, wanting to hear the host’s approval.]
IBUKI: Air guitar. Hmm… Yeah, Ibuki can allow that no problem! Your act’s going into the oven!
RAYMAN: Yes, finally!
[Rayman claps his hands once in celebration as he turns around, a big smug and toothy smile on his face before turning over to Ibuki and putting a hand on her.]
RAYMAN: Finally someone understands genius at work!
[Rayman celebrates just slightly, but not for long, as soon we cut away showing a dark, dimly-lit bedroom, shadows stretching all across the frame as all remains silent. The camera focuses in on an obscured shadow of a bed, something clearly underneath the dark pitch-black covers, although what it is remains a mystery. Just as we focus on this sight for a few seconds, we suddenly hear the sound of something creaking, small beams of light streaming in from the side of the frame while in the background we can hear the far-off sound of the host’s distorted voice, monologuing away to an empty orchestra.]
HOST: -trust you shall perform excellently, if you don’t then we all know what will happen next. But that is a concern for tomorrow. Tonight, you shall rest, and regain the-
[We hear the sound of creaking once more as the door suddenly closes, before we hear the sound of slow and gentle footsteps along the hard-wooden floor, as these footsteps get louder and louder, the thing under the bed starts turning slightly, reacting to these steps before this mysterious intruder makes themselves known.]
[While her exact details aren’t exactly shown, the vibrant red ring of light circling what would be the cold hard bangle is a dead giveaway, as well as the silhouette of her horns and pointy tail, giving hints to this mysterious invader as she enters to the left of the frame; it’s revealed to be Millie. She suddenly stops moving as she reaches the foot of this bed, tapping it slightly with her hand towards the covers, poking it like a child would do to a dead animal, before moving her hand away and sitting over at the foot of the bed.]
[She remains silent and her head points down, as if trying to come up with something to say before coming out with it.]
MILLIE: Hey, it’s me. You uh… You feelin’ okay?
[Millie is met with deafening silence as she immediately refutes herself.]
MILLIE: Yeah, stupid question. Look uh… if ya ever need someone to talk to, I’m here for ya, you know? We’re a team after all. It sucks, and I know it may seem kinda shitty, but… Things can only get good if you’re stuck in the bad, y’know?
[She pauses once more, looking over to the lump as she is met with silence once more.]
MILLIE: I tried to do like a poetry thing but, I don’t have the knack for it. ‘Bet you could come up with somethin’ better.
[All goes silent once more as Millie looks away, but before long we hear a voice come out from underneath the covers, a familiar feminine voice, quiet but still a voice that we’ve heard before.]
SAYORI: We will be what we could be. Do not say, "It might have been, had not or that, or this."
[Millie looks over to the covered Sayori in surprise as she smiles, her little toothy grin picking up on the camera just slightly.]
MILLIE: Wow, you just make that up?
SAYORI: No… It’s ‘It Might Have Been’. Ella Wheeler Wilcox.
[Millie blinks slightly, not recognising the name but still smiling just slightly as Sayori shifts slightly from her dark cocoon.]
MILLIE: You coulda fooled me. Listen, I’m gonna call it a night here but, if you wanna talk to someone tomorrow, I’m here, alright?
SAYORI: Okay…
MILLIE: Alright. Sweet dreams.
[The camera zooms out as Millie leaps off the bed, making her way out of the frame as the camera focuses in on Sayori, the girl’s face now slightly revealed as she turns to face the camera, a small red glowing from underneath her as she clutches the covers around her trying to be comfortable. The camera continues to focus in on her as she tries to get comfortable, slowly transitioning from one moment to the next as she silently tosses and turns in her bed, just trying to get the right position.]
[Before long, Sayori has enough, laying on her side she suddenly gets up, her figure obscured by shadows stretching in on themselves as the red ring wards off any nearby around her lower face and neck, she sits upright now, staring into seemingly nothingness before getting out from her bed. The camera cuts away now to focus in on the bedroom door as it slowly creaks open, slowly revealing Sayori on the other side as she tries her best to step out into the hall. Her clothes are creased and scruffy, as if she’s never taken them off since before the last challenge.]
[The camera cuts to a new angle, still following Sayori as it's seemingly mounted near the back of the hall, the girl being nothing but a small pinprick in our blocked-off view. She slowly makes her way over to the bathroom before we hear the sound of running water, transitioning to the close-up of the sink as stale water streams down to its porcelain chamber.
[Suddenly, a pair of hands slowly move themselves over to the stream, slowly cupping the water before throwing it off-screen, and as we zoom out, their target is revealed to be Sayori, her back turned to the camera but her reflection now showing her slightly wet face, one that seems devoid of the cheeriness she once held at the start of the game. She stares into the mirror, not saying a word, and merely observing herself, although what she’s searching for is only known to her.]
[Her eyes look down and slowly her head follows her, letting out a little sigh before turning off the tap. The camera suddenly cuts now to a new angle showing the front entrance to the house, the stairs on the left side and the long stretching hallway on the other as we slowly watch Sayori come downstairs, making her way into the hall before disappearing. When we cut back to her we see her going towards the kitchen, stumbling over to the sink and reaching for the light switch before the room illuminates in the blink of an eye.]
[We can now see her more clearly as she looks around, seemingly just to look at the kitchen itself before making her way over to the window – seeing the dark glow of the early morning staring back at her. She remains near the window, not saying a word as the camera slowly zooms in on her, not disrupting her quiet little moment before we hear the voice of someone who does.]
IBUKI: Oh hi!
[Sayori suddenly turns around and screams as the camera cuts away revealing Ibuki behind her, slightly taken aback by her scream as she steps forward, pulling a defensive pose.]
IBUKI: Wow, hey, hey! It’s okay, it’s alright! I-Ibuki was just watching you in silence, nothing creepy!
SAYORI: That’s totally creepy!!
IBUKI: STOP SHOUTING PLEASE, WE’LL WAKE UP EVERYONE!
[Sayori suddenly goes silent as the camera zooms out, shifting focus in on the both of them as both of them stay silent, but as Ibuki regains her confidence, it’s clear that It won’t last for long.]
IBUKI: Sorry we got off on the wrong foot. I don’t really think I’ve seen you around. What’s your name again?
SAYORI: It’s Sayori.
IBUKI: Say-or-i. Well, I’m Ibu-ki Mio-da, what do you get when you put it together?
SAYORI: Ibuki Mioda, you told me when you intro-
IBUKI: That’s right!! So… what are you doing up so late then, it was like… 3 in the morning when Ibuki last checked.
SAYORI: Just couldn’t get to sleep.
IBUKI: Fair enough. Ibuki’s the same, her mind is just buzzing with you guys’ amazing ideas, and the other teams’ crap ones too.
SAYORI: Oh, that’s nice…
[Sayori turns back around to stare at the window in silence, but before long she turns back around, quickly realising something as she looks to Ibuki with a confused glance.]
SAYORI: Wait, what are you doing here? You’re not a member of our team.
IBUKI: Oh, that…
[Ibuki scratches the back of her neck as the camera pans around to focus in on her, scrambling to come up with the right words to explain herself.]
IBUKI: Well… promise you won’t tell the people in charge?
SAYORI: There’s bound to be cameras everywhere so I don’t think that’s possible, but I’ll try to keep it a secret!
IBUKI: Well… All of the guest hosts are meant to be inside a cabin.
SAYORI: A cabin? I don’t remember seeing a cabin anywhere when the host gave us that tour.
IBUKI: Well yeah, at the time you weren’t supposed to know about it. See the cabin’s only for super-important VIPs and Guests, like me and that old guy, Dr… Cox? Ibuki forgets his name, it was something like Cox.
[The camera cuts over to focus in on Sayori’s face, listening intently and not moving a muscle while Ibuki does the opposite, using her hands to further improve upon her arguments and points while moving about slightly, so much so that when the camera moves more and more into Sayori’s face, she eventually disappears from the frame altogether, minus her wild hair.]
IBUKI: Anyway, so guests are meant to be there. But it was soo horrible! The beds were itchy, the entire place was dark, and the decorations were like soo tacky, Ibuki could feel the urge to stab her eyes just by seeing them! So, I decided to try and sneak in to you guys’ home, seeing as how you have a spare bed extra for Ibuki!
SAYORI: How did you figure that out?
IBUKI: Well, that big mountain-guy doesn’t move an inch from the couch. But… Ibuki didn’t want to sneak in on you guys and accidentally think she was moving in and replacing whoever was punished!
SAYORI: Oh, right…
[Sayori darts her eyes to the side, noticeably looking away with a slight sad expression as the camera cuts back to Ibuki, looking slightly surprised at Sayori’s expression as she moves in a little bit closer to her.]
IBUKI: Oh, did Ibuki say something to upset you?
SAYORI: No, you’re alright. It’s just…
[Ibuki tilts her head slightly to the side like a curious puppy, wondering what Sayori could be talking about before voicing her concerned question.]
IBUKI: It’s what?
NATSUKI: It’s nothing.
IBUKI: Doesn’t sound like nothing. Ibuki won’t judge whatever you have to say, you can say “Ibuki your music is utterly terrible and you’re a shame to everybody you’ve ever loved and cared about, you washed up has-been.” And I wouldn’t mind!
[The camera cuts back over to Sayori, crossing her arms just slightly and holding onto them tightly, her voice quiet as she still looks over to the ground with an almost sorrowful gaze in her eyes.]
SAYORI: Alright… I just, feel bad for losing. It’s probably all my fault anyway. I should have helped out more, then we would’ve won and…
[Sayori sniffs just a little bit as Ibuki tries her best to put a hand on the girl, reassuring her as best as she can.]
IBUKI: Yeah, it always sucks being the first team to lose. You never really get over it. I mean, Ibuki’s been there too, losing something and thinking that you should have done better and make everyone proud.
SAYORI: I-I’ve just been in my bed all day, just feeling depressed and sorry for myself.
IBUKI: Oh, I’m… Ibuki’s real sorry to hear that.
[The camera turns to focus its attention now on Ibuki, trying to wrack up the best words to cheer up the depressed Sayori before speaking out to her in an oddly reassuring voice.]
IBUKI: I knew you beat yourself up over it, but Ibuki believes that we don’t have to wallow in the past. There’s another challenge on the horizon, so don’t waste your chance to give that all you got and make sure you don’t lose! I mean, I’m sure you can provide some help to your team, everyone’s got talent! Why don’t you tell Ibuki what yours is?
SAYORI: My talent? Well um..
[The camera cuts now to focus on both girls now, standing close to each other, the excitable Ibuki taking up more of a presence to the left of the frame, while the meek Sayori hugs the right side as she tries her best to think of something.]
IBUKI: No need to be shy around Ibuki, she won’t laugh at you! Unless your talent is like ‘the Ultimate Comedian’, then I’ll laugh!
SAYORI: Well, I’m not sure whether it could help with the challenge but…
IBUKI: C’mon, say it! Say it, say it, say it!
SAYORI : I’m a big fan of poetry, I’m the Vice-President at my school’s club for it actually.
[Ibuki backs away slightly, pressing her fingers to her temples and clearly deep in thought as she closes her eyes, all the while Sayori in the background looks over to the punk girl curiously as the guest mumbles to herself.]
IBUKI: Hmm… Ultimate… Poet.
[Suddenly, she clicks her fingers and turns around with a big grin on her face as she meets the other girl eye to eye.]
IBUKI: Ibuki can’t get enough of it! Hey, do you compose your own stuff?
SAYORI: Yes I do.
IBUKI: Great! Fantastic! Other adjectives!
[Ibuki claps her hands in excitement before leaning towards the girl, wondering just what she is on about before Ibuki answers her questions.]
IBUKI: You can make a poem and perform it!
[The camera cuts between Ibuki’s excited face and Sayori’s rather reserved and slightly anxious look as well, trying her best to hear Ibuki out.]
SAYORI: Well, I can try that, but it isn’t it meant to be music-related or something?
IBUKI: Oh, Ibuki can ask around and see whether anyone could help! Or maybe she can accompany you!
SAYORI: But that’s biased isn’t it?
IBUKI: Eh, they’ll just get that boring old guy to judge instead.
SAYORI: Well um… Okay, sure. I can do a poem!
[Sayori’s smile returns to her once more as Ibuki grabs her shoulders, shaking the girl in excitement before moving away.]
IBUKI: Okay great! You have about 9 hours to write a poem too, plenty of time!!
SAYORI: Nine hours?
[As Sayori looks into the camera, regaining that little bit of confidence within herself the camera suddenly transitions out to the outside, showing the playing field as the bright artificial summer sun rises all above the landscape, coating everything in its bright rays as the camera focuses in on a house in particular. It’s revealed to be the Green Team’s house as we fade away into the living room, showing a nearby karaoke machine as Coco is hunched nearby, her finger scrolling for something from its cheaply-lit menu as she holds a microphone in her hands.]
[The camera focuses in on a close-up of her face, and more specifically her sunglasses, the light of the menu and the faded dark text of song titles appearing and shortly disappearing as she goes through her options, her eyebrows twisting slightly into a slight look of frustration, as if she’s been like this ever since the sun rose. Before long, the camera cuts away revealing Luigi as he steps into the living room, letting out a mighty yawn, stretching his body out slightly and missing his signature green hat, letting his brown mullet out for all to see. Out of the corner of his eye he notices Coco fiddling around with the machine, grumbling to herself, although what she's saying exactly isn’t made clear to us or Luigi.]
VIVIAN: Morning!
[But one voice is clearly heard by Luigi, turning around to reveal Vivian as she brushes past the plumber down the hallway, Luigi in turn quickly turning around to follow her, making his way out of the frame as he steps over to his shadowy team-mate.]
LUIGI: Oh hey!
[The camera follows Vivian as she opens the door, stepping out into the sunny morning ahead of her as Luigi soon follows, his voice as cheerful as ever even as he shields his eyes from the sudden harsh glow of the sun.]
LUIGI: Wow, it’s so bright out here!
VIVIAN: Yeah, it really is. Do you think it’s real?
LUIGI: Do I… Do I think the sun’s real?
[Luigi looks over to Vivian confused as the two of them walk, the camera cutting to a medium-shot, focusing in on Luigi in particular as Vivian walks beside him, occasionally showing the opposite angle.]
VIVIAN: Well, not the actual sun. I mean this sun, here in wherever the heck we are.
LUIGI: Oh, uh… Maybe? Maybe it’s all just one really big light bulb they’re shining on us.
VIVIAN: Like ants?
LUIGI: Yeah, like ants! Except, y’know, not the part about making the ants explode. I don’t get why people do that, it just seems so mean y’know?
VIVIAN: My sisters do that.
LUIGI: When they were kids?
VIVIAN: Well, ever since they were kids. They always want to prank other people and I’ve wanted to help and prank people to but…
[Vivian goes noticeably silent, clutching the brim of her hat in nervousness as Luigi picks up on her little habit, tilting his head slightly in concern.]
LUIGI: What’s up?
VIVIAN: Well um… Can I tell you a secret?
[Luigi’s eyes look around the surrounding area before he leans in closer to Vivian, whispering to her.]
LUIGI: Okey-dokey!
[Despite Luigi trying his best to make sure nobody else hears Vivian’s secret, she isn’t especially bothered by it, keeping to her normal voice, even if it is a little bit small.]
VIVIAN: Truth is, I’m not really a girl.
[Luigi blinks slightly, looking over to Vivian in confusion as he tilts his head in curiosity.]
LUIGI: You’re not?! But, I thought you were all this time. I mean, the voice, your appearance, your name. So, you’re not a girl?
VIVIAN: I-I want to be, it’s just… Well, I was born a boy and my sisters don’t think I can be like them because of that. Bedlam often makes fun of me for it.
[Vivian becomes more withdrawn as she tilts her head down to the ground, a little brief silence shared between the two of them as Luigi tries his best to reassure her, gently putting a hand over to her shoulder as he tries to come up with something to say.]
LUIGI: Well, sounds like you have a pretty dead-beat family. But don’t let them dictate how you wanna live your life. If you wanna be a girl, then go be a girl, who cares what other people say, right?
VIVIAN: You really think so?
LUIGI: Yeah. I mean, I’d support you, and I’ve been thinking you’re a girl ever since we first met, so I think you’ve already achieved that lil goal of yours.
[Vivian tilts up her head just slightly as the camera zooms in to a close up of her face, a little warm smile slowly fading in as she turns to look over to Luigi, giving a small hug to him before quickly moving away.]
VIVIAN: Well, thank you, Luigi. It really means a lot to hear someone say that.
LUIGI: Don’t mention it!
[We cut to an overhead shot of the two of them as they walk along the sand, the yellow ground underneath crunching softly with each step before we fade away, transitioning now to show the stage as a few players inspect it. It is noticeably more different than before, more elaborate and technical than just a wooden platform suspended over the ground, now with velvet curtains and light fixtures as several divers tend to its construction.]
[The camera slowly zooms in to focus in on the players however, more specifically on Reagan as she looks around, as a few other members of the Blue Team also check out the surrounding stage, whether out of curiosity, safety, or a strange mixture of both. Reagan seems to be the latter as she looks up to the camera, quickly shifting to her perspective as she notices Ben trying to climb on a nearby pole holding up the curtain, although he slides down more than he climbs up.]
REAGAN: Ben, stop being a jackass and get down from there.
BEN: You’re not my mom!
REAGAN: Yeah, but she might be watching the show, she wouldn’t want to see her darling boy fall down and crack his head open, now would he?
[The camera cuts back to Reagan now, a tired look in her baggy eyes as she looks away while Ben shouts to her from afar.]
BEN: She’s not gonna watch this, and she definitely won’t see me hurt myself!
REAGAN: Yeah, well I hope she does.
[Reagan grumbles the last line under her breath as she looks around, pulling out an object from the breast pocket of her lab coat, although the camera is so zoomed in we aren’t given a clear look as to what this object could be. In the background Yukong approaches her, placing a hand over the irritable team-mate’s shoulder as she makes her presence known, looking up to Ben.]
YUKONG: What is he d-
[Reagan yelps slightly as she drops the object in her hands, the camera cutting it to reveal a small notebook as it falls onto the sandy floor below before cutting back to the two women, Reagan immediately dropping to her hands and knees to try and retrieve it while Yukong looks down at her now, a little irritation present within Reagan’s voice.]
REAGAN: D-Don’t scare me like that!
YUKONG: Sorry, what you got the-
REAGAN: Nothing, it’s nothing!
[As she gets up from the ground and re-enters from the bottom of the frame, she tucks the notebook close to her chest, hastily putting it away as she tries to tuck it into her breast pocket once more. Reagan’s eyes dart around, trying to pull a casual and somewhat aloof expression for the camera as Yukong stares at her suspiciously before looking up and away from the girl in front of her.]
YUKONG: Okay then… Hey, Ben! Get down from there!
BEN: No!
YUKONG: You’re going to-
BEN: Gonna hurt myself if I’m not careful?
[The camera now cuts to focus in on the empty stage, the red open curtains surrounding the left and right sides of both the frame and the stage itself as they are held up by golden poles, shining in the sun, Ben continues to shout off-screen as the middle of the stage remains bare.]
BEN: Don’t worry, I’ll be absolutely fin-
[Suddenly Ben is interrupted by a loud harsh noise, stretching over the entire playing field as he screams, slipping down the pole and landing face-first into the wood below. As he groans, the host mysteriously steps onto the stage with a slow pace from the right side of the screen, looking down slightly towards the fallen Ben. Although they give one little glance, they are instead too preoccupied with their message to reassure the young player, as static fills up their pristine screen and the distorted voice of the host once again booms out across the entire playing field.]
HOST: If you are reading this message, the time has come for your next challenge. To the players and our special guest host, this will be your only warning, arrive to the playing field within 5 minutes, or else we shall be forced to bring you there ourselves. Be meeting with you, shortly.
[The camera pans down and zooms in on Ben, following his movements as he heaves himself off of the stage, groaning slightly as he clutches his arm. As he gets up off the stage, the camera slowly zooms in on his face as he glances over to Yukong and Reagan, an annoyed spark in his eyes as he limps over and shouts at them.]
BEN: What the hell was that for?
YUKONG: Well, we did warn you, didn’t we?
BEN: Yeah, but, I could have been killed, or like had my leg broken or something!
REAGAN: Well thank god you aren’t performing, right? He’s not performing, is he?
YUKONG: Yes.
REAGAN: Oh Christ, we’re done for.
[Ben gives one little annoyed look towards the two before stumbling away before we cut over to focus in on the host’s screen, static blaring in an endless tirade as we hear the sounds of something stomping into soft sand below, further accompanied by the sound of shoes clacking against hardened wood. Before long, the host’s screen changes to its more silhouetted view as we suddenly zoom out, revealing all 26 players down on the ground and Ibuki just nearby on the stage as the host begins to make yet another monologue.]
HOST: Welcome one and all, to your very next challenge. This challenge will put your musical skills to the test, and pit those skills against your fellow players. As you all know by now, three players from each team will be performing tonight and will be judged by our guest host, miss Ibuki Mioda. We tust her teachings have been of extreme help to you.
[The camera cuts to focus in on the crowd below, the players all looking up to the host, although some such as Nakanaka, and Reagan are clearly bored already by their dull words.]
HOST: Now, we must ask the nine of you who are performing this episode to please make your way onto the stage.
[Before long, the players in question begin to climb up onto the suspended stage each at their own pace and huddled around each-other in their own team. From left to right are the Red, Blue, and Green Teams respectively.]
[In the Red Team’s space lies Millie with a big smile on her face, the nervous Sayori who looks down to the ground and Nacho who waits patiently for the host to continue. As for the Blue Team, they have the confident Rayman at their disposal, alongside Ben, still glaring daggers over at his team-mates, and Miku who stands with a smile on her face. As for the Green Team, we have the hidden Negative Man, the more than confident Coco, and the masked Plague Knight standing right next to her. As the camera pans around to reveal each and every contestant to the audience, the host continues on as they pace around the stage, just behind the performers.]
HOST: Now, for this challenge, you shall all go one at a time depending on the winning order of your previous challenge. In short, the Green Team shall be our opening act, followed by the Blue Team, then the Red Team, before the process starts over again. The only question now, of course, is which member shall go first? I suggest you decide in an orderly and diplomatic fashi-
[The camera pans over to focus in on the line from the side, Plague Knight closest to the camera as everyone else remains slightly hidden by his baggy clothes, and as the host continues, Coco steps out eagerly, turning around to look back at the host as she inadvertently interrupts them mid-speech.]
HOST: Coco. Very well, you shall be our first performance.
[The shot suddenly changes to show the stage from far away, more specifically from where the other players, or rather spectators now, are standing, as the host steps forward, laying a cold metallic hand onto Coco’s right shoulder which she instinctively flinches at.]
HOST: We shall give you some brief time to prepare yourself. But once these curtains draw again, the audience and Miss Mioda shall be watching…
[The host rubs their fingers together, creating a clicking noise before the curtains suddenly draw to a close, surrounding the entire stage, but before Coco and the host completely disappear, we suddenly cut to a camera from the stage itself, the curtains slowly closing in and covering the entire landscape in darkness as the host remains in the same position, cold metal hand still on Coco’s shoulder until the outside world is completely shut out.]
[As the curtains draw to a close, some of the players move away as the host’s head snaps to turn over to the fashionable player, their distorted voice now a low hum, commanding her as they slowly release their hand and move away.]
HOST: You have three minutes. Do not waste them. Everybody, please clear the area so Coco can prepare herself.
[The host steps away, as well as some of the other players, the camera cutting to focus in on Coco, standing casually as the players behind her all exit the frame in silence, but before long their silent footsteps are slowly replaced by the sound of something dragging along the hard-wood floor, alongside a distant panting and grunting. Something obscured in shadow slowly moves in from the right side of the frame, as Coco looks behind her.]
[As the strange device makes its way onto the stage, it’s slowly revealed to be Ibuki to be the one pushing it, her white ring of light shining in the darkness, heaving slightly as Coco turns around, not helping the host in the slightest as she positions it in the middle of the stage. Ibuki slowly rests on the machine itself, pulling the large cloth away and exposing it as a familiar light-up display shines brightly, catching Coco’s attention. As soon as Ibuki spots her, she shouts over to her.]
IBUKI: Well, don’t just stand there! Time’s a wastin!
[Coco slowly makes her way over before cutting to a new angle, showing the machine in full, revealing it to the audience to be the karaoke machine from before as Ibuki plugs certain equipment into it, Coco just watching on while she excitedly fiddles around with the machine. As she does, Ibuki quickly snaps her head towards her and throws a microphone her way, the fashionista barely catching it and fumbling it in her hands as Ibuki barks at her.]
IBUKI: Here, take this!
COCO: Woah, woah, calm down. I’m just singing.
IBUKI: You’re not ‘just singing’ you’re performing, now, take the microphone and just choose what song you’re gonna do, while Ibuki does all the work!
[As Ibuki fiddles around with the machine, Coco steps forward, we quickly cut over to her perspective, slightly dimmed on account of her sunglasses as she scrolls through the display, trying her best to pick out a song in the short time frame, before one catches her eye. Displayed in simple blue text is the words ‘Fight Song’, which her finger slowly hovers over.]
COCO: Bingo.
[The camera suddenly cuts back over to the players as they talk amongst themselves, the curtains slowly withdraw, revealing the stage as it slowly zooms in, revealing Coco with the microphone in her hand, a long thin wire connected to the machine as she stares confidently at the others. We suddenly look back over to outside of the stage, as Ibuki makes her way over to the front of the crowd, ready to watch.]
[Slow piano music starts to play from the tinny karaoke machine as the camera cuts to it, slowly following up to Coco as she prepares to sing her song, clutching the microphone close to her mouth as she starts to sing, her audio a little too loud due to her distance from the device, as she starts to sing.]
[Her voice goes a little too out of range for the microphone to properly pick up, causing some feedback and screeching, even at the softer portions of the song, the camera cutting over to a few players backstage as they try to shield their ears from the noise, as Coco sings the chorus of the admittedly bland-sounding song.]
COCO: This is my fight song / Take back my life song / Prove I'm alright song / My power's turned on / Starting right now I'll be strong / I'll play my fight song / And I don't really care if nobody else believes / 'Cause I've still got a lot of fight left in me
[The camera pans around frantically as Coco sings, the audio still crackling on and creating harsh painful waves until she wraps up, looking proud of herself before dropping the mic, sending another nasty shockwave through everyone’s ears. The camera pans down as some players such as N and John politely clap at her performance, soon followed by everyone else, the camera quickly panning over to Ibuki as she takes centre stage when the host calls to her.]
HOST: Thank you, Coco. Now, Ibuki. Please give a score out of ten for her performance.
IBUKI: Well… at least you tried! Ibuki has super good hearing, so unfortunately hearing all the feedback was like a death-wave against her ears! In fact can anyone check whether she’s bleeding? Are any of you guys a doctor?
COCO: We get it, you didn’t like my singing.
IBUKI: Oh, nononono. You’re singing was um… good! You just needed a better song, it nearly drove Ibuki to tears… Now, the sound and feedback is something Ibuki still needs to fix, but for now I’m gonna give a…. 4.
[The camera cuts back to Coco, clutching onto the mic while giving a polite smile to Ibuki, although it’s clear by her expression that she’s trying her best to hold it all in, as we hear the sound of clapping in the distance, before cutting away to reveal the host, their screen returning once again to static as their distorted voice cries out.]
HOST: Thank you. Now, it is time for the first member of the Blue Team to perform. Whoever this is, you have three minutes to decide.
[We suddenly cut away to the stage, as the curtains come to a close, Coco throwing the microphone onto the ground in defeat before making her way over to the end of the stage, getting closer to the camera before Ibuki reaches over to the karaoke machine, Coco not resisting the chance to take a jab at the girl as she tries to fiddle around with it.]
COCO: Thought you said you were supposed to be the ‘Ultimate Musician’.
IBUKI: And Ibuki thought you’d understand not to sing too close to the mic, and yet you got a big fat four!
[Coco sighs slightly before making her way off the stage, transitioning to a close-up of Ibuki’s face as she fiddles around, adjusting dials and buttons before mumbling to herself.]
IBUKI: Now how is Ibuki meant to move this off-stage?
CAINE: Not to worry!
[As Caine’s bombastic voice rings out, a quick snapping of fingers can be heard as the karaoke machine suddenly disappears, causing Ibuki to take a step back and look over to the floating contestant in surprise, Miku standing just by him as Ibuki tries to take all of it.]
IBUKI: Wh-You can- Ju- What are?
[Ibuki almost foams at the mouth in disbelief as Caine stretches out his arm over her shoulder, getting close to Ibuki as she freaks out, while Caine on the contrary remains as calm and steadfast as ever.]
CAINE: No, out of the way you! It’s time for the main star to receive her perfect ten!
[He nudges Ibuki down to the floor, a cartoony crashing noise being heard as the camera now focuses solely on Caine, floating around the area and magically sprucing things up as Miku cautiously steps forward, looking towards her floating companion with confusion and concern for Ibuki.]
MIKU: Is she-
CAINE: Suffering from irreversible head trauma that will leave her a shell of her former self? No, what would possibly make you think that?
[Just as he says his line, he suddenly zips in close to Miku, catching her off-guard as he gives him that manic stare, the camera showing Miku’s perspective as she stares right into Caine’s heterochromatic eyes.]
CAINE: Just smile and dance! That’s all you have to do, for now! Smile and dance or we both know what will happen!
[The scene suddenly cuts away to the outside of the stage once more, the competitors wondering just what could have happened as Ibuki makes her way over to her usual spot, rubbing her forehead slightly as a sudden drum-roll can be heard, causing her to look alive towards the stage. The camera focuses in on the red velvet curtains, two spotlights suddenly streaming in from an unknown location as Caine’s voice can be heard with his usual ‘presenter tone’, hyping up the audience.]
CAINE: Ladies, gentlemen, everyone inbetween, and everyone invetween that inbetween, get ready for the debut of… Hat-soon, Micku!
[Despite pronouncing her name wrong, a clapping noise can be heard from somewhere, clearly not from the audience as the camera focuses on Miku, looking down to the ground in preparation. As the camera slowly zooms in on her, a spotlight suddenly flashes down onto the girl, performing pose after pose before she eventually starts singing, winking to the camera as she puts on a J-Pop performance, several lights and colours dancing behind the girl as she gives it her all, singing with a bubbly infectious voice as the camera focuses around her.]
MIKU: The #1 princess in the world / You'd better keep your eyes on me / Or I might not be here one day / Out of nowhere, you pull me from behind
[Miku sings and dances to her heart’s content, putting on a true performance for everybody while Caine can occasionally be seen overhead, making sure all of the light shined where they were supposed to shine, directly towards the star of the stage and away from her too. The camera closes in as she sings the final note of the song, pulling a dramatic pose as all goes silent. The camera slowly pans out as applause can be heard, not just from the audience of players watching but the soon-to-be performers as well, shown as we cut to focus in on the Red Team, looking starstruck by this singular performance as Millie and Sayori clap, meanwhile Nacho has a slightly hopeless glint in his eyes, letting out a pessimistic line.]
NACHO: Well, we’re done for.
[The camera immediately cuts back to Ibuki, clearly a little starstruck to properly speak as stars form in her vibrant eyes, looking over to Miku and letting out clap after clap, clapping so fast it seems like her hands would bleed as she yells out in a chant, Miku’s performance clearly having a grip on her mind.]
IBUKI: 10! 10! 10!
[The curtains slowly draw to a close, before we cut back over to the Red Team backstage, Miku slowly getting off the platform in the background as her team-mates and other performers clap her on. As she slowly exits the frame, the camera remains static on the team from behind, Sayori to the left side of the frame, Millie to the right, and Nacho taking centre stage. The latter of which takes a deep breath before moving forward and mumbling under his breath, his voice barely caught by the cameras.]
NACHO: Vamos a acabar de una vez con…
[The screen suddenly changes back to the stage, the audience still mumbling about Miku’s performance, even when the curtains draw back and reveal the next performer; Nacho is now taking the stage, holding the microphone from the karaoke machine in his hands as he prepares himself to sing. The camera cuts to a close-up of his foot, a dark shoe tapping against the wood in time with the music as vibrant brass starts playing behind him, carrying on for a long while as the camera focuses in on him.]
[Just as the trumpets blare behind him from the tinny karaoke machine speakers, the camera zooms in closer and closer to Nacho, his eyes closed before taking a deep breath, just as the music pauses and introducing his own single lyric.]
NACHO: Tequila!
[The brass continues playing in the same pattern, looping over and over again, but despite the lack of meaningful lyrics, the single word is enough to get a few more of the audience shouting in unison with Nacho as the camera pans down over to them, one of these proven to be Ibuki. Before long, the song ends as Nacho stands awkwardly on the stage, looking over to Ibuki as she tries her best to give her judgement, the camera cutting down to focus in on the punk girl as she bumps her fist slightly against her forehead.]
IBUKI: Hmm… let’s see. It’s a catchy song, but was it a good enough performance. Hmmm….
[She suddenly comes to a decision as she stands up straight, pointing over to Nacho before announcing his score.]
IBUKI: 6!
NACHO: I’ll take that.
[Just as Nacho prepares to leave the stage, the camera pans over to the host, their screen now displaying a simple leaderboard with all of the team’s points on it, their text marked in their respective colours, further emphasising these scores with the host’s usual distorted cry.]
HOST: Here are the results thus far, the Blue Team is taking the lead with Miku’s star-studded performance, earning them a perfect 10 thus far. Red Team is falling behind with a 6 from Nacho’s singing, but Coco’s singing has earned the Green Team a 4. Of course, these are but our first performers, there is still time to change things around.]
[The host’s screen suddenly changes back to static once again as the curtains draw to a close, sealing the stage from the outside world once more as the host now talks to the contestants who have yet to participate.]
HOST: Whoever our next player is, you have but 3 minutes to prepare your act for the audience and our esteemed guest.
[Just as the host calls them out, the next player seemingly pokes their head out, already, their large ornate beak poking out from the heavy curtains like a pin through wood as their excited, slightly hollow voice, screeches across to the host.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: No need to practice! Someone like me has no need for practice runs!! I shall perform now!!
[The host turns around as the curtains suddenly stop, Plague Knight’s beak not moving, instead being trapped beneath the small hap of the curtains as they wait for them to either withdraw or to be met with resistance. As later proven moments later, Plague Knight receives the latter as the host turns to them.]
HOST: Fine. If it is what you wish.
IBUKI: Aww, but Ibuki wants to sit down! Her leg is getting tired of standing!
[The camera suddenly cuts over to a close-up of Plague Knight, his green porcelain mask right up to its lens as he talks in a dramatic voice, raising his arm to pull off some pose as he tries to talk in a mysterious and somewhat enigmatic voice.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: No, stand! For if you sit it will spell certain doom for your behind, and what you shall leave behind in this realm! For I have crafted the ultimate in musical mastery, a symphony of sorrow, a chorus of chemicals! I present to you…
[Plague Knight suddenly reaches his hands around to his waist as the camera violently zooms out, Plague Knight grabbing several glass flasks with strange liquid inside, their shells clacking against each-other rhythmically as he stares down the camera.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: The Amazing Arpeggio Alchemy Army!
[Suddenly Plague Knight throws his ‘instruments’ all around the stage, sending glass shards all over as strange musical whistles can be heard in a discordant tune, but it seems that Plague Knight has no tune in mind, simply throwing potion after potion, no matter where they land. He throws one fateful potion that the camera tracks, watching it slowly zoom through the air before cutting to show Negative Man. The bomb hits him and shatters as if he was made of solid stone, and as the shards quickly get into his bandages, he suddenly erupts in flames, his body being coated in the harsh green fire as he starts to panic slightly, as he screams slightly.]
[The camera cuts over to Luigi, noticing Negative Man from behind the curtain as he tries to drop to the floor and roll around, panic in his eyes as he grabs the host, trying to catch their attention.]
LUIGI: H-Hey! Somebody’s on fire, ya gotta help him!
[The host doesn’t respond, despite Luigi’s shrill scream, but instead of continuing to try and get his attention, Luigi pulls a brave face and adjusts his hat slightly, rushing off-screen to try and help Negative Man. But before we see the fruits of his labour, the camera cuts over to Ibuki, Plague Knight’s performance now finished. We can see a slight conflict within her eyes as she thinks long and hard, twiddling with her fingers as she comes up with the words.]
IBUKI: Well… Ibuki is kinda mixed. The music was out of tune and unless it was a deliberate choide, Ibuki doesn’t think you were even trying to do anything musical. But… Ibuki can’t lie and say that watching things explode and catch on fire is pretty cool too!
[The camera cuts over to Plague Knight, surrounded by small fire, glass shards, and ash as he huffs and puffs, clearly exhausted by his performance as he tries his best to stand upright, while Ibuki continues on.]
IBUKI: So, for that. Ibuki is feeling a little generous, how about a… 9?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: A nine? A nine, you harlot?!
IBUKI: Okay 8 since you asked Ibuki soo nicely!
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Why y-
IBUKI: She can make it seven…
[Instead of replying back, Plague Knight just grumbles, stomping his way off stage as the camera cuts over to finally look to Negative Man and Luigi, the former still on fire as the latter throws sand on him in a desperate attempt to put out the flames, despite Negative Man’s cries.]
NEGATIVE MAN: L-Luigi, stop. I’m fi-
LUIGI: You’re on fire, I know! But there’s no water around! I just hope sand can extinguish you!!
NEGATIVE MAN: Luigi. Luigi! LUIGI!!
[Negative Man’s cry stops Luigi in his tracks as he suddenly rises up to his feet, lightly patting down his coat and making sand fall down before looking over to the green plumber casually, ignoring the fact that his whole body is engulfed in flames as Luigi watches on in horror.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Luigi, I’m fine, these bandages are fireproof. See?
[The camera cuts back over to Luigi, pain and confusion now present in his dopey eyes as he drops a handful of sand back down to the ground, staring up to Negative Man with annoyance.]
LUIGI: Then why in the heck were you screaming?
NEGATIVE MAN: They’re fireproof but it hurts like a bitch. And… truth be told, I kinda wanted not to perform.
LUIGI: But… if you aren’t going to perform then… well, that means we lose, right? No-one else will want to play?
NEGATIVE MAN: That’s where you’re wrong. You’ll be playing instead.
[Negative Man suddenly crouches down as the camera follows his movements, his hand reaching down to a random sandy spot in the ground below before he pulls out something from the sandy sea, a familiar faded keytar, clutching it tightly with his inferno’d hands, throwing it over to Luigi as the camera pans around over to him. Luigi almost drops his present but keeps it close to his chest as Negative Man talks to him off-screen.]
NEGATIVE MAN: You go and make us win, Luigi. And if you don’t, well, at least the audience will go lightly on you. You’re their favourite, after all.
[As Luigi wraps the keytar’s slightly coarse strap around his neck, he looks over to Negative Man in silence, the fire raging through his body as a slow wind passes through him, slowly walking away in his same casual stride.]
LUIGI: Where are you going?
NEGATIVE MAN: To the beach. Gotta put this out before the fire eventually burns the bandages away. Do us proud, keytar man.
[The camera cuts to a close-up of Luigi as he looks into the camera, shock and uncertainty within his eyes before he tries to pull his usual brave and determined face, the camera slowly tilting down as he properly positions the keytar in his hands, letting out a deep breath. The camera then suddenly cuts back to his face as he now walks back over to the audience, the sound of Millie excitedly singing in the background as he makes his way over to the host, trying to catch their attention.]
[Unlike last time however, the host seems to properly acknowledge him, turning their screen over to him and observing Luigi, that brave determined smirk on his face and his gloved hands holding the keytar in a prime position. Just as a few claps can be heard, the host’s display suddenly changes, from its silhouetted view to the updated scores once again.]
HOST: Here are the updated standings, Blue Team is still leading the charge with 15 points, despite Ben’s lackluster performance, Red Team slowly catching up with Millie’s vibrant singing, and despite the unexpected incident, Plague Knight is able to net the Green Team a tidy 12 points. Now, unfortunately, due to his team-mate, Negative Man shall not be able to participate, but in his place, Luigi shall.
[The screen changes once more to its usual static, but this time it’s calmer, even more serene, as the host’s voice takes on a more dire and direct tone.]
HOST: To those yet to have performed, this is your last chance to turn things around for your time. If your team wins this challenge, you are entitled to a reward. If you don’t, well… we trust all of you know what will await you. Luigi, you have three minutes to get your act together. Time is slowly wasting away…
[Luigi gives a simple nod before moving away, the camera focusing furiously on his face as he prepares to give himself a little confidence booster under his breath, stepping closer and closer to the shady backstage as the camera keeps cutting back to the neck of the keytar where his fingers are, and his eyes, burning away with confidence.]
LUIGI: You can do this Luigi, just think about all the people who are watching you… No, okay, maybe not everybody. But… if Mom, and Dad, and Mario, and everyone else who supports you is somehow watching… well. Put on a show, Luigi.
[He makes his way over to the stage, standing confidently as his fingers are ready to press the keys, looking up to the curtains before we suddenly transition to his perspective. With a few squeaks of metal ringing in his ears, the curtains slowly disperse, the bright artificial light streaming in as pure white clouds his vision, only to be replaced by the sight of the audience, the host, and Ibuki, all staring at him and waiting for his moment. The camera tilts around as Luigi exhales before cutting to the keys, Luigi pressing them down as they ring out in a melodic tune, the high-pitched synths wailing around as he presses them with confidence.]
[He carries on this tune, sometimes messing up, but mostly giving it his entire all as he presses down on the keys furiously, creating the instrumental to pop song after pop song in a melodious melody, the camera cutting between a medium shot of him dancing around the stage, to close-ups of his face, eyes screwed shut tight like they are never to be open again, and his fingers, working into overdrive on the keys.]
[Before long, Luigi’s fingers begin to press on each and every key, going at a much faster rate before he screams out and finishes his song, sweating slightly as he waits for applause, only to get some by a few of his team-mates, soon to be followed by most of the cast. As he breathes in and out, the camera switches to his perspective once more, looking down to Ibuki before zooming in, ready to make her decision.]
IBUKI: Hmm, you know. Ibuki has been handing out way too many 7s lately… And she think it’s time for a change… Luigi, you did great, so that’s why she’s giving you a 6!
LUIGI: Only a 6?
IBUKI: Well you did better than the first girl to come up here.
COCO: Hey!
[Luigi sighs before making his way off the stage, putting the keytar down with a satisfied, if slightly disappointed smile, but instead of cutting to follow his journey backstage, we instead cut to s close-up of Ibuki as she suddenly makes her way to the backstage, a spring in her step as the camera follows her movements. The camera is pointed towards her back as she seemingly reaches her destination; revealing it to be Rayman, waiting for his time to shine before Ibuki pats him on his floating back, catching him off-guard before he turns around to face her.]
IBUKI: You ready? Because Ibuki sure is!
RAYMAN: Yeah but uh… why are you here?
IBUKI: Well, Ibuki is going to be your guitar of course! You’re like super super ultra rare lucky to have that honour!
[Rayman scratches his head slightly as the camera pans around the two, revealing Ibuki’s confident smile as she bends down to grab a nearby guitar case.]
IBUKI: Now, she’ll be playing off-stage of course, and all you have to do is air guitar your way through the entire song and keep up!
RAYMAN: Wait hold on, if you’re backstage on focused on playing, how will you judge me if you can’t focus on me?
IBUKI: Oh, don’t you worry, Ibuki has a spare!
[We suddenly cut back to the ‘audience area’, seeing the empty space where Ibuki once stood, remaining desolate and empty aside from the chatter of the other players in the crowd behind. Suddenly though, something or more rather, someone inhabits this space, yelling slightly as they fall to the ground like a heavy white stone, their coat flapping slightly in the wind until they make impact with the ground.]
[The figure groans as she stands up to the floor, rubbing his aged temple as he looks around in confusion and annoyance, revealing to the audience Dr. Wily, now turning to the host just off-screen, as his voice carries on his annoyance.]
WILY: Why am I here? I was busy with something.
HOST: Our guest has temporarily been called away for a performance. You are to be her replacement just this once.
WILY: Do I really have to? I have much better things to do, you know.
HOST: No, you don’t.
[Wily raises his finger angrily, shaking it as an angry look erupts on his face, but before he could get the words out, he instead pauses and just lets out a frustrated sigh, one of many ever since he arrived, before plunging his hands into his now sand-filled pockets as he speaks in a defeated and sarcastic tone.]
WILY: Okay, what do I do?
HOST: Just watch the performance and rate it out of 10.
WILY: Fine… Going to the bathroom would be entertaining this this.
[As Wily grumbles to himself, the camera suddenly changes over to the stage as the curtains withdraw themselves, revealing Rayman as he takes up a confident pose, before long he manages to get his hands in position, mimicking holding a guitar in his hands as the camera zooms in, focusing on one hand as it raises itself. It suddenly drops down as a loud strum can be heard, causing shockwaves among all of the audience, before Rayman repeats this motion, his fingers fiddling with the imaginary neck of the guitar as he gives a brief little intro, somehow hitting every note that Ibuki plays off-screen.]
[The camera cuts around to the members of the Blue Team, and eventually the others as well, zooming out to see their reactions, as Rayman gets into his little song proper, headbanging and moving around the stage as he tries to keep up with Ibuki’s heavy metal onslaught. The camera cuts to the backstage where we see Ibuki, playing a guitar at breakneck speed to throw Rayman off, while she bangs her head to, her wild hair firing at all cylinders as an enthusiastic grin is present on her face.]
[The camera cuts back to Rayman, clearly struggling to keep up with all of the complex tricks Ibuki is trying to pull, but still trying his best, little beads of sweat appearing on his forehead as he hits a wrong note or five. Before long, the song makes it to its final solo and Rayman’s fingers go wild, moving in seemingly random directions, just guessing as to what it could be before the final heavy note plays, echoing across the entire playing field. After it’s over, Rayman pretends to slam the guitar down onto the stage, but as he does we hear the faint sound of an actual guitar smashing against something in the background, panning over to reveal Ibuki, slamming the instrument below before screaming.]
[Rayman pants heavily as he looks over to the audience, raising out his hands before screaming himself, some of the players in the audience following suit as he looks down over to Wily, the old man clutching his ears slightly, even though Rayman has finished. The camera cuts over him to focus in on the host while Rayman asks him a question with clear confidence.]
RAYMAN: So… what do I get?
WILY: What do you get? What did I get? I’ll tell you what tinnitus. You weren’t playing a real thing, how did you even make it happen?!
RAYMAN: C-Can you just give it a score already?
[We cut to show a new angle, focusing in on the hosts for the challenge. Wily looks over to the robot, clearly not wanting to be there as Ibuki slowly makes her way back into the foreground as Wily speaks to his captor.]
WILY: If I say 6 or something, do I get to go back to my cell?
HOST: Sure.
WILY: Then you get a 6, how wonderful you are.
[As Wily slowly makes his way out of the frame, the camera pans back around over to the host, static blaring once more on the screen as their distorted voice beckons the end of the challenge.]
HOST: And now, it is time for our final performance, after that, we shall see who is gifted with lyrical luck, and who will not be given melodic mercy. In 3 minutes, we shall hear from our final participant, Sayori.
[Just as the girl’s name rings out, we cut over to Sayori backstage, holding up a piece of paper with shaking hands, clearly a little nervous especially as the curtains draw to a close, dark shadows now racing across her face as she braces for the inevitable. As she does, she tries her best to keep herself calm, mumbling words underneath her breath.]
SAYORI: My shroud of white, stuck all with yew / O prepare it / My part of death, no-
JOHN: What is that, Shakespeare?
[Sayori suddenly turns around, feeling a cold aged hand on her shoulder as she suddenly turns around, the camera zooming out to reveal the ghoulish John just behind her, causing her to breath erratically.]
JOHN: Sorry, didn’t mean to frighten you. I’m just here to help with your performance.
SAYORI: My… performance?
JOHN: Mhm, just this morning the girl with the metal in her mouth asked if snyone knew how to play piano, and luckily for her I got up to a few lessons in my youth. Back when I didn’t look like this, of course.
SAYORI: She really did all of that? And you’ll help?
JOHN: Of course, we’re a team, after all. If I’m gonna be honest, I’m a bit surprised a girl like you is reciting some old guy like Shakespeare.
SAYORI: …Who?
JOHN: He was an old guy in England, like 700 years before my time. He made poems, like the one you have, right now.
[Sayori looks down, clutching the letter in her hands while in the background we can notice Ibuki hiding away in the shadows, carrying what appears to be a simple keyboard before disappearing back onto the stage, leaving the camera to just focus on Sayori and John’s interaction.]
SAYORI: N-No, I made this all on my own. I didn’t copy from whoever that is.
JOHN: So, you don’t know Shakespeare?
SAYORI: No, if anything it just sounds like you’re randomly combing two words and just telling me it’s the name of somebody.
JOHN: How do you think surnames were made? But whatever, guess Shakespeare just doesn’r exist where you’re from.
[John pats the girl on the shoulder once more in reassurance before making his way out of the frame, calling out to her.]
JOHN: Now come on, time’s a wasting.
[As John exits the frame, Sayori looks down at her paper, her hands pale but gripping tight onto the loose thin sheet before she makes her way out of the frame too, following John. We cut once more to the stage; the camera zoomed out further than previously as the red velvet curtains creak and draw back for the final time. The camera slowly zooms in, revealing Sayori, close to a suspended microphone with that paper in her hands, all the while John sits on the floor, a cheap keyboard on his lap as he cracks his fingers, sending an eerie chill across the whole landscape before safely nestling his rotten fingers near the keyboard.]
[The camera focuses in on Sayori as she takes in one final breath, the girl ready to give herself some confidence before adjusting her bow and getting on with her performance, piano playing softly in the background, a slight melancholic twinge to it.]
SAYORI: Come away, come away, death / And in sad cypres let me be laid / Fly away, fly away, breath / I am slain by a fair cruel maid. / My shroud of white, stuck all with yew, / O prepare it / My part of death, no one so true / Did share it.
[The camera sweeps across the stage and focuses on all manner of things, the audience, John’s fingers, Ibuki, the host, and eventually Sayori as she continues on with her poem with a slight remorseful yet still confident tone within her voice.]
SAYORI: Not a flower, not a flower sweet, / On my black coffin let there be strown / Not a friend, not a friend greet / My poor corse, where my bones shall be thrown / A thousand thousand sighs to save, / Lay me, O, where / Sad true lover never find my grave / To weep there!
[Just as John glides against the last whips of his piano, Sayori finishes, giving a little proud bow as we hear distant clapping from her team in the background, as well as near-distant clapping from the backstage area as well. Sayori stands with an anxious smile, locking eyes with Ibuki as the camera once again pans back down to the guest host, ready to give out her verdict.]
IBUKI: Hmm… Ibuki will admit, she’s not the best at poetry. But you gave a chilling performance, Ibuki could feel shivers down her spine. So… Ibuki is gonna give you a 9!
SAYORI: A-A nine?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: She gets a nine?!
[As Plague Knight screeches out in a desperate bid of his actions, the camera pans cuts back around to the host, their voice booming at all of the players with a certain climatic edge to it now, the static now returning to its usual harsh state.]
HOST: And that, is our final performance. May all of the performers please reconvene with their teams so I may give out the results.
[The camera quickly snaps back around to Sayori as she makes her way off the stage, moving closer to her reduced team before John, Millie, and Nacho soon follow her. Millie grabs her arm from behind, an infectious bucktoothed smile on her face as she holds onto Sayori’s limb excitedly.]
MILLIE: You did great, Sayori! That was like, the best poem, I’ve ever heard.
DORMIN: I sense it’s the only one you’ve heard either.
MILLIE: Eh, shut up.
SAYORI: S-So, I guess that’s it huh? Did we win?
GOJO: Guess we’ll find out.
[We cut back over to the Blue Team now, more specifically to Komasan as he counts with his paws, mumbling numbers under his breath as Rayman approaches him with a curious eye.]
RAYMAN: What ya doing there, little guy?
KOMASAN: Checkin’ to see if we won or not.
RAYMAN: Oh I’m sure we did, I mesn, did you see me out there?
KOMASAN: Didn’t you get a 6 outta 10 though?
[We now finally move over to the Green Team, all huddled over one another as Negative Man slowly makes his way over, his bandages now a darker and slightly greener colour while his coat is dripping heavily with fresh seawater. Nakanaka turns over to look at him, ready to bark over at the bandaged team-mate, but before she could get a word in, Negative Man interrupts her.]
NEGATIVE MAN: It was an accident, I had to do it.
[The camera suddenly cuts over to the host’s screen once more, showing the same display as before, except the teams have been removed, and all of the points are now in the same white text, ranging from a close ‘22’, to ‘21’, and eventually ‘20’. As the audience and players get a good look at these results, the host begins to rattle out their usual announcement.]
HOST: The points have now been tallied, and let us briefly comment that this is quite the close turn-out indeed. We truly believe any team could have won this challenge, which may be due to our guest’s lenient judging. But we shall leave that to the audience. For now, it is time to reveal the fate of our esteemed players.
[The bottom of the frame suddenly rises up to reveal separate camera shots of all of the three teams, neatly arranged and segmented into a third of the screen, while the display of the host remains crushed up above, all of the players watching on with either patience, impatience, anxiety, or no emotion at all, waiting for the host to reveal the results with bated breath.]
HOST: We shall start with revealing which team came in 2 nd place. With 21 points to their name, the team that are neither winners or losers, are…
[The number 21 suddenly changes colour, revealing the number to now be coated in a blue haze before the Blue Team’s name comes up next to it, at the bottom the camera looks over to Noelle as she gives a little sigh of relief, as does Rayman behind her, admittedly in a more exaggerated fashion while the host continues on.]
HOST: The Blue Team. Take safety in mediocrity, it will not last for long. Now, as for our two remaining teams…
[The left and right side of the frame suddenly squish the Blue Team out of existence, leaving a good split view of both teams as they watch intently at the results, the host further bringing up the tension and suspense with their usual distorted droning.]
HOST: You are our previous winners and losers. Will fate feel like changing sides, or is it a stickler for tradition? Either way, one team has won, while the other has lost. And so, with a mere two-point advantage, the winners of the challenge are…
[Everything goes still, the camera cutting back and forth between Green Team and Red Team players before we focus entirely on the display, the numbers quickly changing in colour, finally revealing the outcomes to us all.]
[The number 20 is now Green, and the Green Team’s name slowly fades into the bottom, and conversely on the top, the number 22 has now shifted to a red hue, the team’s name slowly fading in as the camera zooms put and the host confirms the results.]
HOST: The Red Team.
MILLIE: Fucking finally!
[Millie’s loud cry brings in a tidal wave of relief over the Ree Team, causing them all to celebrate either with smiles such as Gojo and John, to hugs like Millie or Doll, and some just outright don’t react at all even if they should, like Dormin or Kuzan. In contrast to this, the Green Team is less than pleased, staring at the host in disbelief as they each have their separate reactions. N grips onto the brim of his hat tightly, Nakanaka holds her arms, Luigi almost falls to the ground and Coco lifts off her sunglasses in surprise. But no matter what any of them do, the host still brings up the facts as the camera slowly zooms in on the motley crew of losers.]
HOST: While the audience will decide who on the Red Team deserves an award, the Green Team are not so lucky. It is time for the audience to decide who among them is fated to take an early exit from the show. To the Green Team, we hope lady luck smiles favourably upon your souls…
[We suddenly move into the final shot of the episode, an extreme close-up of the host’s screen, the exact details blurred and warped in static as their hollow distorted voice sends shivers down the screen, giving out their final message.]
HOST: As for our audience… We hope you make the right decision. But until then, we at the Static Serene bid you, adieu…
Notes:
First of all, so so so so sorry that you had to read so much just to get to the end! I promised myself that I wouldn’t make a chapter as long as the previous one, gut ended up making something even longer. Whoops… But anyways, that is the second chapter done! I don’t know whether you can tell the ending was rushed and I pushed myself to overdrive today just to finish it, so if there are any typos I missed our be sure to let me know.
Also let me know what you thought about the episode down in the comments below, I’m always happy to receive one and learn about what I did well or what I can improve upon. You guys sick of how long these chapters are yet? And, like last episode, the fate of most of the characters on the show relies solely in your hands, as you get to decide who stays and who survives, who gets rewarded and who gets zilch in this episode’s poll!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1HZfCnw5RCywoONt-vL58fNpRzZyKh1_y7rWA49eMmtA/edit#settings
Once again, if you’ve read until the very end (and I don’t blame you for just scrolling down this time) then thank you very much, you’re seriously awesome for having put up with it for so long! Hope you all have a great day, thank you for reading and see you next month for the next episode! I’ll try to keep it short this time (no promises).
But until then, I must bid you all a brief adieu…
Chapter 5: Episode 3, Part 1 - Take a Look
Summary:
In this chapter, the contestants are flung into a dark and dismal place where all hope dies and tensions run amok… also, someone gets eliminated and they get thrown into a new place. Not to mention, something odd is lurking about the playing field too…
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[We first start off with a shot of the sky, bright blue and boundless in its beauty as the sun shines brightly overhead. In the background we can hear the distant low murmuring of the host from down below, the camera slowly panning down to reveal the sandy ground below, as well as the voice of the host getting just a little bit more audible, before being interrupted by the Red Team’s cry of happiness towards the previous challenge’s results.]
[The camera remains fixed on this shot of the ground for a good while before we suddenly pick up a new sound, something weird and almost otherworldly, a very abstract and almost echo-y noise alongside what appears to be a very far-away scream. The camera suddenly switches away from the sand, showing the horizon and the landscape as the scream gets closer, more recognisable now as the cry of a man. The camera continues focusing on this otherwise peaceful scenery before something drops into the frame and disappears out to the bottom.]
[It’s too fast to tell what exactly it could be from just a glance, nothing but a pure white blur, dropping like steel in the ocean as we hear this strange arrival crash down into the sand below. When the camera cuts away from this shot, we focus on the sky, or more rather, the ceiling of the playing field, where the usual cloudless stretch of blue should be has been blotted over. A strange, ink-like blot, moving and pulsating as it messes up the screens it now coats, however before long the blot slowly gets smaller and smaller as we hear the host’s distorted boom just a little bit more.]
HOST: While the audience will decide who on the Red Team deserves an award, the Green Team are not so lucky. It is time for the audience to decide who among them is fated to take an early exit from the show. To the Green Team, we hope lady luck smiles favourably upon your souls…
[The blot closes up, leaving the screen it was rudely occupying to broadcast nothing but standard static, creating quite the contrast compared to all of its other panel brothers and sisters. The camera focuses in on this strange anomaly before the footage turns to black, ending the cold open and transitioning into the episode proper.]
[When we cut back to the players, we focus in on the Blue Team, or rather, their backs, looking over to the host as some members talk to one another, the camera cutting back and forth between their little conversations. The first of which we are given a view of are Yukong and Noelle, the former being more enthusiastic than the latter as the younger girl just crosses her arms and waits for Yukong to shut up.]
YUKONG: So, who do you think will be out this time?
[Yukong is met with the sound of silence, her cheerful smile slightly fading before she tries to strike up another conversation with the silver-haired girl once more, even if she’s likely to get the same absent reply once more.]
YUKONG: Okay… How about who do you think will get the reward?
[Nothing once more, the lack of answers is clearly getting to Yukong as she lets out a little sigh before stepping just a little closer to Noelle, almost bumping shoulders with her as she speaks in a louder and more clear voice.]
YUKONG: How are you today?
[Nothing. Yukong can’t help but frown as she looks away in defeat, feeling irritated by the younger girl’s lack of a reply.]
YUKONG: What’s the point? You’re not going to answer.
NOELLE: I am answering you, just choosing not to speak is all.
[A sly smile worms its way to the corner of Noelle’s mouth before we cut away over to Miku, standing in the middle of the frame as she stares over towards the host just off-screen. Before long, someone nearby speaks out to her – that someone being her seemingly tethered carnie companion, Caine, floating down from the ground as he tips his hat to her.]
CAINE: You did great in the challenge, everyone is talking about you now!
[Caine’s mouth remains open, almost creating a strange smile as he looks over to Miku, the singer noticing the whispered murmurs around her now as she looks to her right, the camera panning over to reveal Reagan and Rayman talking with one another, Komasan resting on the latter’s shoulders.]
MIKU: I don’t think they ar-
CAINE: Well in time they will! Trust me, you’ll be the biggest star in the whole of the universe, and whatever unimaginable, uninhabitable, untangible void also lies just out of reach!
MIKU: Why are you so focused on me all of a sudden?
CAINE: …That… Is a question for another time! Or another day! Or maybe even never! Who knows?
[As Miku frowns just a little, the camera pans over to the left where we now notice Ben and Jimmy talking to one another, the latter clearly dwarfing the former in terms of height as they whisper to one another.]
BEN: I mean, was it really that bad? I practiced for a few years y’know.
JIMMY: Yeah, but did you have to play every instrument at once?
BEN: I was trying to recreate an orchestra, plus I had my hands busy with the marching rod as well.
JIMMY: Explains why you kept dropping it.
[We now cut to a new angle, showing close-ups of Ben and Jimmy’s heads as they talk to one another in the foreground, meanwhile in the background we can see the host, blaring static on their strange TV head, slanted down to the ground just slightly, their mechanical body hunched. As the two teens continue to passively and aggressively argue, the host’s body slowly but surely retruns to its usual standing position, standing upright as its static face blares away in the background. Not that Jimmy or Ben could see however, the two teens being too preoccupied with their little squabble.]
JIMMY: Did you even learn half of the stuff you were playing?
BEN: N-Yeah! I mean, once you learn how to play a trombone, you’ve kind of learned all brass instruments, right?
JIMMY: You’re saying that like I didn’t flunk my music classes.
BEN: I would have appreciated the help you know. That weird teeth guy was helping Miku out, and Rayman got help from the weird girl with the dyed hair.
JIMMY: You never asked. If any of us knew what you were doing, we would have probably forced all of those tacky drums and metal off before you got on st-
HOST: The poll has now closed, and our audience’s votes are in.
[At the mere fizz of sudden static, Ben immediately turns his head towards the host, but it takes Jimmy a little while longer to do the same, only being prompted to as the taller teen bumps shoulders with him. The camera suddenly zooms in to the host, their distorted voice blaring out towards the camera as they begin the voting ceremony.]
HOST: Now, some of you will no doubt know by now how this will work, but to those in the audience who don’t, allow us to explain.
[The camera suddenly cuts to show an overhead shot, looking over to every single contestant present, all in their respective groups while the host continues on.]
HOST: The audience has voted in three polls in order to determine the outcome of the game. The first of which, being the poll to decide the fate of the last challenge’s guest host. After that, a poll to a player from the winning team who they think deserves a reward, snd finally, the ultimate deciding poll, one that determines which person from the losing team will not be competing in the show anymore.
[The camera pans back over to the host, focusing on the static blaring and blurring away on their antique screen, their voice seemingly making waves within said static as the camera slowly zooms out with their speech.]
HOST: We were lucky to receive a grand total of 25 responses for each poll. Whether this is a good or terrible outcome is simply up for debate, and depending on whether they voted for you or not. For now, we must start with the first poll. Miss Mioda?
[As the camera now fully zooms it, it comes to rest as Ibuki steps from the right corner of the frame, looking over to the host. We cut to show a medium shot of the guest host herself, her hands tightened into little tight fists as she strangely says not a word, a far cry from her usual cheery and somewhat energetic self, not bothering to disrupt the host’s speech.]
HOST: The audience was given a simple task, they will decide whether you are to remain on the show, or leave the playing field permanently. We’re sure you understand this.
[Ibuki nods before the camera pans around, focusing on the host once more as their screen suddenly changes. The harsh glow of the bright sun overhead causes it to glimmer just slightly into nothing but a white square, but soon enough the audience sees a white transparent circle in the middle of a black void. A horizontal line quickly emerging from the middle with red at the top and blue at the bottom, they remain like this while the host speaks once more.]
HOST: You must gain at least over 50% over the audience’s favour to remain on this show. And so, with absolute certitude, we must announce that Ibuki Mioda…
[The lines quickly start moving, painting the circle either red or blue respectively as their colour trails behind. Eventually though, the two circles meet altogether once more, completing the circle. The majority of which is painted in blue, while the remaining portion is red, the numbers ‘64%’ and ‘36%’ slowly emerging from their thick inky pools respectively.]
[The camera cuts over to a close-up of Ibuki, the results illuminated in her somewhat illuminated eyes as she wipes a hand over her forehead, letting out an almost cartoonish side of relief while we hear the host’s familiar rattle.]
HOST: …Will remain. With 64% of the vote.
IBUKI: Yeaah! Ibuki can’t wait to stay here!
[She raises her arms up in the air, as in triumph, before walking away, a little grin on her face before we focus in on the host once more, the screen now changing to show static once more, before we cut to an extreme close-up of the screen. The static slowly subsides and we are presented with yet another circle, this time the circle is entirely filled by a blood-red colour before white lines suddenly strike from the middle, separating the circle into twenty-five different slices.]
HOST: Now, it is time to move on to our next poll, one that is more pleasant in nature than the other two. Red Team…
[The camera cuts back to the team in question, slightly smaller compared to everyone else thus far, as they each look over to the host with mixed reactions. Some like Gojo, John, Nacho, and Millie are standing there idly, waiting for the host to reveal the results already, Doll and Sayori look the other way while Kuzan and Dormin remain motionless. The camera slowly zooms in on the group as the host continues their spiel.]
HOST: We are delighted to say that all of you were lucky to receive at least two votes from the audience. But as you know by now, the player who receives the most votes, and is therefore the audience’s favourite, shall be deeply rewarded.
[Millie rolls her eyes slightly at the last few words before we cut back to the host’s screen, the circle violently cracking open as its red shards come flying away from view. Before long, two slices slowly moves into frame as we hear the host once more.]
HOST: Now, out first few players have only received but two votes. And so, our first player is…
[The red outline of a square slowly materialises into view as both the audience and the players bear witness to a picture slowly coming into view, revealing the headshot of the unlucky player. It’s revealed to be Nacho, as the camera quickly cuts over to him, performing the same bored and yet slightly amused expression on his face, as if the previous picture is but a recording. But as we cut back to Nacho, we hear the host once more.]
HOST: Nacho. Now, as is customary on this show, we will dispense to you a ‘voting reason’ from one of the audience members who voted for you to explain why exactly. Your reason for this episode comes courtesy of one ‘Orion_Harbinger’.
[As Nacho blinks slightly, waiting for the response in silence, we suddenly hear a low click, as if a tape recorder has just started to begin, alongside the whirr and a distorted voice.]
MESSAGE: “Had quite the singing voice alright.”
[After that brief message, Nacho just scratches the back of his neck and gives out a brief reply in response.]
NACHO: Thank you. I guess.
[We cut back to the host’s screen, Nacho’s picture suddenly disappearing, only to be replaced with the slow emergence of another, the host quick to speak before the picture gives who’s next away early.]
HOST: The next player to receive two votes is…
[The square changes to reveal a new picture inside; one dark and pitch black, with very little light seeping in through, save for the gap in between the players’ horns and their cerulean whirlpools for eyes, the camera shifting over to the shadowy player as the thin red ring around their ‘neck; streams out from underneath all the darkness.]
HOST: Dormin. Your vote reason comes courtesy from one “Anonguy”.
[We hear a familiar click once more as we focus in on a shot to the side of Dormin’s face, basking in the host’s words with not a single word coming out from their pitch-black body.]
MESSAGE: “Dormin's real underrated. His mysterious presence is always a treat.”
[Not even the little praise is enough to disturb Dormin as we cut back to the host’s screen once more, and once again the screen suddenly changes to show the square showing yet another picture, the host hanging on their every covered-up word as we are slowly revealed the identity of the next player.]
HOST: Now, much like our previous two players, the next contestant received only two votes. And those two votes belong to…
[The picture changes to reveal a more ghoulish sight, showing the red team’s player in tattered clothes and charred skin; none other than John. In contrast with everyone else thus far, when we cut back over to him, he seems to be smiling in gratitude as opposed to the blank and vacant expressions matching their pictures.]
HOST: John. Now, your vote reason comes from “TheRegalOneGen”.
JOHN: Alright, let me hear it.
[John rubs his hands, some dead irradiated skin rubbing off like dandruff just from the friction alone as he prepares himself for yet another message. We listen along with him as we hear this new audience member’s vote, for some reason they seem to be recording from very far away but the message can still be heard nonetheless.]
MESSAGE: “Has been a great leader and helped motivate Sayori, they were the clear mvps.”
[While some of the start cannot be properly determined, John still gives a little thumbs-up, seemingly facing a camera. But as it turns out, he is simply facing the other direction, the camera nowhere near him now.]
[We cut back to the host’s screen once more as everything fades away into the black background before the wheel returns once more. Before long, six shards of its flesh are stabbed into it, returning in place once more as the pictures of the players called thus far slowly float on in, betraying the almost violent entrance of the votes with a more graceful air to their movements. Before long, these pictures are caught on by white lines, connecting them to a slice along with the number, “8%” plastered onto each piece. As we’re left to examine this diagram, the host interrupts once more.]
HOST: Three down. Five more to go, and we must say that the results nearly blended together for some of you. Now, without further delay, let us get onto the rest of the results…
[We cut back to a rather familiar sight, the square and the shards return, but this time three of them appear, floating within the black void while the square prepares itself to show yet another picture, the host conducting both of their moves.]
HOST: With that being said, our next player has received only three votes from the audience. And that honour goes to…
[The picture becomes fully clear now, revealing a goggled-man with a beanie and scraggly black facial hair; it’s revealed to be none other than Kuzan who reacts with nothing but a mere yawn as the camera pans around over to him.]
HOST: Kuzan. Now, your vote reason comes from “VoltFalcon”.
[Kuzan seemingly doesn’t react at all to the message as it’s being played, the camera resting entirely on a medium shot of him, slowly zooming out as the message blares on.]
MESSAGE: “I would vote for Gojo but the Kuzan agenda never dies!!”
[Suddenly, as if the mere mention of hid name caused him to be summoned, Gojo tries to rest his arm onto the taller man’s right shoulder, falling slightly as Kuzan remains undisturbed, Gojo’s infectious cheerfulness and charisma still going on as he speaks to his fellow team-mate.]
GOJO: Hey, look at you bud. You got your own fan. Now, we just gotta wait to see whether there’s any kinda Gojo agenda in the meantime, huh?
[Gojo goes for a little bump towards Kuzan’s shoulder, but the mountain of a man suddenly steps away before he can make contact with his sleeve. As he steps away, Gojo stumbles slightly but doesn’t fall to the ground, pulling his blindfold down just a little as he tries to bear with his mistake. Surprisingly, the camera cuts to a close-up of Kuzan, watching Gojo from the corner of his eye off-screen and a slight smile comes out from the corner of his mouth.]
[Before we can see any pearly whites however, we cut back over to the host’s screen once more, Kuzan picture has now all but disappeared and yet the three votes still remain, waiting for the host to continue on, and just a moment after their wish is granted.]
HOST: We are now officially half-way through the poll. But with that being said, our next two players have also received three votes from the audience. The first of which being…
[The square is slowly but surely filled in by a new picture, and the player shown is no human, demon, or shadow homunculus, but instead the sole mechanical player in the entire show, the orange light of her eyes dully glowing within the picture before showing the player herself; Doll’s eyes shining slightly brighter than in the picture, although whether it’s out of surprise or simply another factor altogether remains only known to her code.]
HOST: Doll. And your vote reason has been kindly casted by the audience member simply known as “Eight”.
[Doll listens on, her eyes growing a slightly dark colour as she hears the message, which for some reason has become more scratched and distorted than all of the other voices before it.]
MESSAGE: “good rock. very good rock.”
[As the brief message concludes, Doll looks all around the ground, as if searching for a rock in particular, an act that doesn’t go unnoticed at all by her fellow players such as Nacho and Sayori. The camera cuts down to Doll as she grabs a handful of sand within her metallic palm, the stray particles flowing endlessly down her hand as she stares deeply at the ever decreasing mound in front of her. As it all falls to the ground, we suddenly cut back to the host once more, ready to announce the next player as the picture begins to change like usual.]
HOST: …with three votes, goes to…
[The picture suddenly changes to show a crimson-skinned figure, black horns, hair and lipstick dotted on their face alongside yellow sulfuric eyes. The picture is revealed to be Millie, but while she is shown with nothing but a resting expression on the host’s screen, when the camera cuts back over to the player in question, we can see her deep in thought. Her hands grasp her crimson chin as she thinks for a moment, contemplating as the host continues on.]
HOST: Millie. And your vote reason has been provided for by one, “Nastyship102”.
[We hear a click once more, but Millie doesn’t seem all that fazed by the noise or even the message itself as it blares across the playing field for all to listen on. To her right, we can see Nacho look over to her, being slightly intrigued himself at whatever is going through the scarlet imp’s mind.]
MESSAGE: “She performed the best in the challenge so she has to have her excellent work paid back. The serene is in debt with her.”
[Nothing but silence plays out as Millie still has that thinking expression on her face, an expression that the host slowly starts to notice, as well as her team-mates around her.]
NACHO: What’s up?
MILLIE: It’s nuffin’ but… I was wonderin’. How did the robot guy get our pictures anywa-
[Millie is suddenly cut off by the host’s voice as the camera quickly changes focus, panning over to the right of the imp to focus in on two players in question; the cool and collected Gojo, clad in black and standing to the left of the frame. And to the opposite side, the more timid but otherwise still enthusiastic Sayori, dressed in her simple uniform. As the camera slowly focuses in on the two of them, it does the same for the host, their distorted voice speaking out directly to them.]
HOST: And now, only two remain. Satoru Gojo, and Sayori. One of you received 4 votes from the audience, whilst the other has received a plentiful 6. The latter, of course, has won this episode’s reward. The only auestion that remains is who shall get the reward? The laid-back and collected young man, or the more reserved yet helpful young woman? Without further ado, it is time to reveal that the final unlucky player for this poll is…
[Gojo and Sayori wait with bated breath as we cut over to the host’s screen for the final time, looking over to the circle, mostly filled but still with a large chunk missing. That is until two large shards come in, one larger than the other, to patch in the missing space within the crimson circle. Once they snap into place, the pictures flow down and nab at their respective holders. It’s revealed that the owner of the smaller piece belongs to the player with sharp, snow-white hair, cutting over to Gojo as the host announces the result.]
HOST: Gojo. With 4 votes towards him. Now, Gojo, we have selected the response from “No_Ad_4312”. May this perhaps soften the blow.
GOJO: What blow?
[As Gojo smiles to himself he crosses his arms, ready to hear the message as it begins to play, jumpstarted by that all too familiar low click, charting over the guised cry of a sponsor, speaking almost in bewilderment through the rather messy filter.]
MESSAGE: “How does he even see through this blindfold? Either way, he deserves a little something for his troubles.”
GOJO: I can see perfectly well, but where’s the fun in not challenging yourself, eh?
[Gojo digs his hands into his pockets before the camera pans around him, before moving straight to the right of the player before revealing another. Sayori seems greatly surprised by the results, clutching her arms tightly, but not in a calm and cool way like her runner-up, more in a supportive manner this time, still grappling over this news as the host speaks out.]
HOST: Which means, that with six votes to her name, and winning with 24% of the audience’s favour… Sayori has won the reward for now.
[In the background we can hear a few players clapping, not just from her nearby team-mates but also other members from other teams like Luigi, Rayman, Vivian, and even Caine. She tries to get her voice out, sounding utterly pleased with herself and standing upright with absolute confidence. The camera focuses entirely on her, her face beaming and her eyes closed, but if they were open they would no doubt be staring at the barrel of the camera.]
SAYORI: Thank you! Thank you everyone!
HOST: Now, your vote reason comes courtesy of “FacTorial”.
[The message starts up once again as Sayori listens on intently, now openeing her eyes and unknowingly staring right back at the audience and the camera.]
MESSAGE: “Literally my favorite from this team. I'm not the kind of person have "best girls" but she comes pretty close to being one of mine.”
[All Sayori does is simply nod and do a little curtsey of appreciation before we cut back over to the host’s screen, the previous display of red slices and squares being completely wiped away as static replaces it for a brief moment, only to be replaced by the view of the inescapable pitch-black void background. We hear the host’s voice once more as they begin to speak out.]
HOST: And now for our final, and most pressing poll for now. Green Team…
[The camera pans out over to the Green Team, much like the Red Team before, each showing their varying reactions, although it seems that most of them are able to put on a cool head, or at least they look like they are. A few such as Nakanaka and Vivian seem visibly tense, while others like Plague Knight and Negative Man remain an enigma behind their coverings. The camera focuses on close-ups on each and every one of them while the host continues on speaking.]
HOST: Now, despite winning the previous challenge, unfortunately your musical capabilities just weren’t up to snuff. But don’t blame yourselves, that’s the audience’s job. All 25 of our esteemed audience members, and some who are less esteemed, have decided on the fates of all of you. Nine stand before us, bit soon that number will dwindle to but a simple eight.
[We cut back over to the screen, showing a similar sight from before, green shards sprouting and eventually bursting out from their circular prison before we are met with nothing but the blank black void once more, the host’s voice booming loud and clear for all to hear.]
HOST: Now, unlike the Red Team, some of you were fortunate enough to receive not a single vote. In fact, a third of the team were lucky enough to hold that privilege.
[We slowly start to see a green square form in the middle of the screen, taking up much more room than before as we are slowly greeted with yet another picture, revealing it to bear the identity of yet another person. This person bearing very distinct similarities like overalls, a brown moustache, and most noticeably, a green hat with the letter ‘L’ stitched onto it. The camera quickly snaps into place to reveal Luigi, biting his fingers just slightly and chewing on nothing but glove before the host calls out to him.]
HOST: Luigi. You are the first player to not receive any votes.
LUIGI: I-I’m not? Phew!
[He lets out a little chuckle before the camera slowly swoops around to reveal the next player, right next to Luigi’s side, although much shorter, even if their large, pointed hat comes up slightly to where the top of her moustachioed team-mate’s head would be. The camera pans down to reveal Vivian as the host addresses her next.]
HOST: The next ‘null player’ is Vivian.
[The little shadow lets out a little smile to herself before the camera sweeps in the other direction, tilting itself up higher and higher as are we met with the face of the other player to not receive a single vote, the host slowly revealing them in tandem with the camera.]
HOST: And the final player not to receive a single vote…
[We are now met face to face with this player as the camera zooms out, revealing it to be none other than N, holding the brim of his monochrome hat as it covers his eyes, but doesn’t hide the confident smile plastered onto his face.]
HOST: …would be N.
[He says not a word, but his smile says all, the camera slowly zooming out as the host continues to speak.]
HOST: Now, as for the rest of you, every single player remaining has earned the ire of at least one audience member. Whether it be for your actions, your personality, or maybe a lack thereof of either or both. Irregardless, it is ultimately their decision in how they believe they should vote. So, without further delay…
[We snap back to show the usual voting screen once more, a single shard of the doomed pie chart floating in mid-air before a square suddenly etches itself onto display, before the inside itself etches a new picture for all to see. As it begins to chip away at the suspense and mystery of the results, the host is there to commentate over it like usual.]
HOST: Now, the only player to receive but one vote against their name is…
[The picture slowly reveals the player; revealing it to be the familiar face of a youthful girl, a fiery glint in her eye with the other covered by a simple eyepatch – as opposed to the coat wrapped tightly around the girl’s head when we cut back to her. Like usual, Nakanaka looks less than pleased, closing her eyes as if ready to steel herself for some great battle that lies ahead for her.]
HOST: Now, like the last poll, we shall bring in a few voting reasons to understand the rationale behind the audience’s decision. For you, Nakanaka, your sole vote and voting reason comes from “Nahuelfire39”.
[Nakanaka listens on, remaining in silence, but as the message plays out and the camera zooms in closer and closer to her, we can see a bandaged hand firmly grasping onto a loose sleeve, as if ready to draw out an ancient sword or other deus ex machina.]
MESSAGE: “I like everyone in this time but I think Nakanaka was the one who supports the least and who's act of "having super powers" it's becoming old too fast than I expected it.”
[Strangely, for once it seems that Nakanaka curbs her tongue, instead gripping onto the sleeve tightly, such force that it looks like she’s prepared to rip the entire thing off with just one furious movement. But, luckily for her, she does not.]
[Instead of witnessing more of her, the camera switches its focus once more to the host, showing the circle once more as Nakanaka’s tiny little fragment worms its way inside the otherwise gargantuan mould. Before long, the host continues as a new screen starts up, showing yet another square and two shards floating in place, only to be accompanied by the host’s jumbled voice once more.]
HOST: Now, the next two players were able to incur two votes against them, but are ultimately dafe for now. The first of which being…
[The square slowly begins to fill up once more, uncovering away the player inside – ironically enough showing the one player covered head-to-toe in covering himself – the bandaged Negative Man. He remains emotionless in his picture and that is further reflected within his real-life close-up before the host points him out among the soon to dwindle crowd of players.]
HOST: Negative Man. Now, your vote reason has been provided by the collective known only as “Necrostar.”
[We hear the message click and start up, but surprisingly the voice on the other end has no distortion at all, a charismatic and light-hearted voice coming out clearly across the playing field, as if the person on the other side desperately wants to have a chance in the spotlight.]
MESSAGE: “Deadpool: Random selección, and he looks better in the games, I like to think Spidey thinks so too.”
[Negative Man just brushes off this reason, sticking his hands into the pockets of his coat once more before we cut back over to the host’s screen once more, showing a new picture and thus a new player emerging from its square confines, meanwhile two green slices float in the air as the host continues on.]
HOST: Now, the next player to receive two votes against them is…
[The picture now reveals the next player; wavy brown hair flowing down their shoulders as they are dressed in a blue bodysuit, cutting back to the player to reveal it to be D.Va.]
HOST: D.Va. Now, your voting reason comes to us from “Orion_Harbinger”, once again.
[The camera focuses entirely on D.Va as we hear the message start up, and unlike the previous one, this message returns to the status quo of having an unidentifiable voice blare out from the tinny recording speakers at the host’s disposal.]
MESSAGE: “Blizzard is a repugnant company to the point I don't want one of their characters here.”
D.VA: Blizzard?
[At the mere mention of this company, D.Va gains a little look in her eye, one curious and contemplative, as if she’s trying to remember something before it suddenly hits her. Her eyes go slightly wide with regret as she scrambles to get her words out.]
D.VA: Oh, um… That sponsor is no longer sponsoring my streams! D-Don’t worry about that!
[D.Va smiles to the camera, although it’s clear that her confident façade is quickly falling off, giving way to a more nervous and cautious demeanour, but before we see it fall any further, the camera pans out to reveal the whole team. With only three players yet to have been called out, the camera seemingly focuses on them in particular.]
[The short and relaxed Nami hangs around to the left of the frame, sitting on the sand below, while Coco stands upright and confident, a hand to the hip in the middle of the frame, while Plague Knight taps his foot furiously to the right of the frame. Before long, the host speaks out once more, addressing these fated three.]
HOST: Now, the remaining 20 votes are divided among you three. And we must say the difference between third place and our unlucky runner-ups was quite a surprise. But with that being said, the penultimate player dafe for the moment, with only three votes against their name is…
[The camera once again switches back to show the host’s TV display, three slices now hanging in the balance of this mysterious player as their picture finally comes into full view. It’s hard to tell their emotion from the picture alone, given that their entire body is cloaked in a dark mediaeval shroud, and adding the fact that there’s a giant sickly-green bird mask around their face of course. While the picture shows a front-on view of Plague Knight, when we cut back to him, he is facing the mask to its usual side-angle as the host calls him out.]
HOST: Plague Knight. For the time being you are safe.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: It’s only natural.
[After a brief scoff from the masked midget, the camera focuses in on him while the host continues on.]
HOST: Your voting reason has been provided by “Ultdragon”.
[Plague Knight chuckles to himself in confidence as the message plays out, however as it continues on, that little spark of self-confidence, or more rather ego, is quick to be snuffed out.]
MESSAGE: “Honestly Plague Knight seems to not want to work with the team, and while Coco got the lowest score, Plague Knight ’ s grating personality cost them that crucial point.”
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Grating?! I’ll have you know that I am absolutely, honestly, truly, positively-
[Before the audience bears witness to another one of Plague Knight’s rants, the camera pans backward, getting further away from him to focus on the two Green Team girls, cutting to a new angle to show both of them more clearly, the host talking to the both of them off-screen.]
HOST: And now, only two remain. Nami, the sea-lover, and Coco, the fashion-lover. The remaining 17 votes are divided among you two, you have quite rightly incurred the audience’s wrath. But luckily, one of you shall remain on the show, the other will have her hopes of remaining and the prize quickly washed away like sand near the tide.
[The camera keeps cutting to close-ups of the two of them while the host continues to speak, showing Nami with that same dead-pan expression and Coco, trying her best to match it but acting noticeably tense as she plays around with the base of her scarf.]
HOST: One of you received a staggering 7 votes, while the other was able to trump that with 10. As is customary, we shall reveal a few voting reasons from the audience in order to gain their insight as to why they voted for you. And for now…
[The camera cuts to focus in on Nami in particular, staring right into the camera behind those multi colored glasses of hers, all goes quiet save for the host’s distorted and digitised voice.]
HOST: We shall start with Nami. Your first vote reason comes from the behalf of the individual known simply as “Eight”.
[The message begins to start once more as the camera swivels around to show Nami from the right side, as if desperate to show any sort of reaction as the crackly message plays out.]
MESSAGE: “Congratulations, you did nothing.”
[Like usual, Nami says and does nothing, the camera quickly panning over to Coco as she observes her teammate’s every movement, patiently waiting for something to crack before the host’s sudden voice brings her out of concentration.]
HOST: Now, for Coco, your first vote reason comes from the behalf of “dahcowboy”.
COCO: Fine, shoot.
[The message plays out for Coco as the camera cuts to a close-up of her from the side, mirroring Nami, but this time Coco actually moves and listens on intently, hanging on every single word. The message itself seems to be recorded in the spur of the moment, the speaker on the other line coming up with each new word on the spot in quite a relaxed manner of speaking.]
MESSAGE: “Hello, this is Dahcowboy speaking. Honestly, it’s pretty hard to vote for someone in this team. The challenge is aall anbout instrument and the performers did their best, I guess. However, I’m sorry to say, but ima just vote out Coco. Not only I forgot she even existed, but she had a pretty lackluster performance. So ummm… yeah..”
[Coco lifts down her sunglasses, staring down at the camera and trying to pull a relaxed smile, but it’s proven by the simple strong grip on the rim of her glasses that the sponsor’s words have clearly taken a toll to her.]
COCO: “Lackluster”? …Yeah, keep telling yourself that, loser.
[The camera rests on this shot as Coco stares down at the camera, before it slowly zooms out while the host prepares yet another message for the unlucky player.]
HOST: Now Coco, your next voting reason has been carefully crafted and provided by “RandomWareInc”.
[The message starts up once more, and although brief, it sounds much the same in its matter-of-fact and distorted sound.]
MESSAGE: “Just boring, okay?”
[Coco says nothing to this, her grip on her glasses shaking suddenly as that fake smile on her face continues to waver, but before we see anything else, the camera switches back to Nami now, a definite contrast between how Coco’s taking the reasons to heart.]
HOST: Now, let us move onto Nami. Your next vote reason has been brought to us by “Upsilon.”
[As the message plays out, the camera cuts once again to Nami’s side profile, but instead of resting on it, the camera slowly but surely pans further and further to the left of the frame, until the focus is not on Nami, but surprisingly enough, Nakanaka instead. The reason why being written, or more rather spoken aloud, by this lone audience member.]
MESSAGE: “I find everyone else on this team plain fine at worst, but... I genuinely can't remember anything Nami has done. At all. Not the best trait if you want to make it far... Anyways, that aside, special message for Nakanaka I'mma just stick in here. Try to be at least a bit more friendly with your teammates, cause sooner or later you're gonna get screwed over by the lack of it. That really wouldn't be ideal if you want to survive. (Especially considering that I'm the one who suggested you as a contestant in the first place. Sorry not sorry.)”
[Seeing as how this message seems to be addressed more to Nakanaka than Nami, the younger girl naturally pays attention at the mere mention of her name, scowling slightly and crossing her arms at the mere mention of ‘survival’. Before long however, the camera quickly pans back around to focus in on Nami as the host speaks up once more.]
HOST: And now, Nami, your final voting reason comes courtesy of “SirBob”.
[Nami’s final message starts off like usual, a simple click before being followed by the audience member passed through a voice filter.]
MESSAGE: “I’m torn between voting Coco and Nami since they’re both forgettable… I guess I’ll vote Nami since at least Coco participated in the challenge”
[Like usual, no sort of reaction can be seen, nor even the little wince of a frown or the pinch of a smile, and instead the camera just shifts over to Coco now, the sunglasses now fully covering her eyes as she waits impatiently for the host to continue on.]
HOST: And finally, Coc-
COCO: Just get on with it, already!
[The host remains silent for a little while before resuming from where they left off, no noticeable change in their calm and collected demeanour despite Coco’s sudden outburst.]
HOST: And finally, Coco. Your last message was delivered from “Harmonia”.
[Despite Coco’s sudden bout of impatience, she remains silent for now, listening on to the brief message.]
MESSAGE: “Everyone else is more memorable”
[The message comes to a stop as the camera cuts away from Coco, focusing on both her and Nami once more as the tension only grows and grows, the host’s distorted voice carving through it like a rusted blade.]
HOST: And now, it is time to reveal who among the Green Team shall meet their end on this show. As I may remind both of you, whoever receives the most votes from the audience shall be eliminated right here, right now. And so, with that being said…
[We cut once more to the host’s screen, a familiar circle lying right in the middle alongside everyone else’s pictures and respective slices, however a rather large chunk of the pie remains missing, only to be split by a single white line, the numbers 28% and 40% slowly drifting into view before the pictures of both Coco and Nami slowly float down from the top of the screen, ready to be caught by whichever slice fate holds for them.]
HOST: …The final player safe for now, with 28% of the poll is…
[A line connecting the larger slice suddenly strikes up towards Coco’s photo, reeling it in like some common fish before the smaller half reclaims Nami’s photo. All goes silent among the contestants and the playing field as the host confirms the result.]
HOST: …Nami. The player eliminated from the game, with 40% of the poll behind her is…
[ The camera cuts back to that unlucky player, holding her sunglasses furiously so much so that it looks like the rim is ready to crack at any moment, her cool smile suddenly fading away into a little petty frown.]
HOST: …Coco Adel.
[We suddenly snap back to show the host, their entire robotic body this time and not just the screen as Ibuki and Dr. Wily stand nearby, the latter less sympathetic and more bored while Ibuki watches over with her hands over her mouth, pretending to act surprise. Before long, the host begins to extend its robotic hand outward, curling a mechanised finger towards the soon-to-be eliminated player.]
HOST: May you please step forward?
[Despite the host’s demands, Coco remains standing still, holding onto her glasses before we suddenly hear a voice just behind her, one noticeably familiar and laid-back before a white sleeved hand pushes against Coco’s back, sending her stumbling ahead and nearly face-planting in the sand.]
N: C’mon, while we’re young.
[Coco looks back as the camera reveals N, still smiling slightly despite the loss of another team-mate, we next cut to a close-up of Coco, eyes visible and full of annoyance as she looks over to her former comrade in arms. She slowly gets up from the ground, sand particles clinging onto her expensive clothes before we hear the sound of something trudging through sand. The next shot cuts over to the host as Coco slowly makes her way over, back turned to the camera. As Coco crosses her arms, the host prepares to speak once more.]
HOST: Coco Adel. The audience has spoken, and as such your tenure here on this show has come to an end. We wish you a fair adieu and safe travels in where you’ll arrive next.
COCO: Just get it over with, don’t care about this stupid show anyway.
HOST: As you wish…
[The host slowly extends out their arm once more, raising their fingers in the air as the camera slowly zooms into their palm, their mechanised fingers contorting into a shape, although we cut away before we can see what it is exactly. We instead focus over to Yukong and Komasan watching on at the sight itself as Komasan covers his eyes slightly, Yukong unaware of it all. When we cut back we see an extreme close-up of the host’s fingers, prime and ready to click before they eventually do. The sound richocets around the still air momentarily before all turns to black.]
[In the very little light that we see, we can se the barely illuminated players, some still looking around in confusion as a strange whirring noise can be heard but only for a brief and quiet moment, we cut over to Jimmy, barely visible within the darkness as he seemingly tries to look around, but someone is in the way.]
JIMMY: Hey, down in front!
[We see a better view of somebody blocking his view, but no amount of shoving is able to make Jimmy see, the camera cutting away back to the Green Team now as a loud banging noise can be heard, in shock Luigi’s hat falls slightly to the ground. He tries to pick it up from the darkness, but is only able to grasp sand in his hands while overhead we can see a few lights overhead, the playing field morphing and changing once more before the camera is blinded by a brilliant white light.]
[The screen is filled with this bright sight for a little while before we suddenly cut back to a close-up shot of Luigi. His eyes are closed now as he tries to put his hat back on, a few particles of sand clinging onto his gloves, but there is one very noticeable change now; not with Luigi per se, but in the background. What was once shimmering rays of light and bright blue skies has now been replaced for a dull and somewhat damp grey-ish blue, like old metal. Luigi’s eyes slowly blink open as he looks around at his new surroundings.]
LUIGI: What the…?
[The camera now follows Luigi’s point of view as he surveys the sights around him, the sand has now been replaced with a cold stone floor, the dark and dismal background around now stretching out for as far as the eye can see. The camera first points upwards, revealing a ceiling for the first time within the playing field, metal bars and wires hanging down, mere seconds away from falling it seems, and this sight only continues on as Luigi looks towards the host.]
[He sees the usual suspects: the host, Ibuki, and Wily, but where Coco was standing lies now rubble and shards of glass, these stray bits of broken stone and metal now plastered all over the surrounding area, like destroyed ancient ruins. As Luigi focuses his attention towards the host he suddenly shivers just a little, cutting away from his point of view to show his body shaking and hugging his arms for warmth.]
LUIGI: Gee, i-it’s kinda dark…
[He whispers to himself before we cut to a close-up of the host, walking back to the newly reduced cast and stepping over the rubble callously as their mechanical feet stomp onto the damp yet dry ground below. The camera slowly tilting upwards to show more of the host as they address the players.]
HOST: And that concludes the poll’s results for this episode. It seems that for most of you, luck was on your side, but to those who were close to receiving the brunt or the splendour of these polls, know that you were voted for a reason by our audience. All you can hope to do is try come the next challenge to earn the reward of safety once more.
[We now cut to follow the host’s movements, their back turned to the camera as they pass through both the Blue and Green team, barging through without so much as an excuse me, simply continuing on with their little monologue.]
HOST: Now, all teams please follow us into the shop, and I must ask our esteemed guest hosts to follow suit. Are we understood?
[We cut back over to focus in on the host themselves, Wily not saying a thing and giving a simple nod before Ibuki raises out her thumbs and smiles. We cut back over to the host, their screen now pointed over to the camera in an unnatural angle on their mechanical neck, before it returns back to normal, clicks and clangs heard in a rather discordant pattern.]
HOST: Oh, and one more thing.
[The host clicks their mechanical fingers one last time as we cut over to focus in on Miku, although why exactly is not made clear right away. A slight shadow slowly forms just above her before she slowly looks up – but as she does it’s too late. Suddenly, a large bag with magenta twine wrapped around it falls down on her, sending her onto the cold hard floor in an instant as she groans out.]
[As she tries to get up, the camera cuts back to the other teams, a bag with yellow twine around it landing onto Dormin’s hand, although it passes through without a single ounce of resistance. The same can’t be said for the green team however as their bag lands directly onto D.Va’s foot, causing her to step back slightly, seemingly in pain but trying to brush it off as she bends down to grab the lightest bag of the bunch, before cutting back to the previous shot of the host.]
HOST: Good. Now, follow.
[The light of the host’s screen slowly gets brighter as the usual static display blares on off-screen, the thin light streaming slightly around the slightly dark new background. After a few short steps the shot suddenly changes to tilt upwards, showing the players as they all follow along the host in their own time. As all of them slowly convene into their own groups once more, we focus in on the Red Team, more specifically towards Sayori and Gojo, walking along in silence before Millie pats them both on the back with a smile on her face.]
MILLIE: Hey, way to go out there you two!
GOJO: Thanks.
SAYORI: Thank you.
MILLIE: So, what do ya think that prize is gonna be?
SAYORI: Um, I don’t know.
GOJO: 15 million yen in cold hard cash. That’s what I would hope for.
MILLIE: Nah, they only have just useless crap for sale, guess it’s up to Sayori to fish out for a diamond in the rough.
SAYORI: I’m sure they’re not that bad!
GOJO: Says the one who’s setting herself up for disappointment.
[We slowly cut away from this little trio and focus on yet another member of the Red Team, this time Dool, showing a close-up shot of her as she scans the ground below, her eyes bright and seemingly curious before she hunches over to the ground. We cut to an intimate close-up shot of the ground, now heavily covered in stray rocks and rubble as her hand slowly creeps into view, her fingers flimsy picking up a large pebble like a claw machine’s steel grabbers.]
[As she closes her fist tight, she looks up to the sight above her, the camera showing her perspective as she sees nothing but the dark and dismal ceiling up above before suddenly the pebble comes into view, racing up from the bottom of the frame before tumbling back down again. We now cut over to the Green Team, the camera focusing in on Luigi, Vivian, Negative Man, and Nakanaka as the former two talk in conversation with one another.]
LUIGI: You know I’m surprised I didn’t get a single vote, there’s usually one person who always hates my guts.
VIVIAN: Why do you say that?
LUIGI: Eh, just a life thing. I had some pretty annoying bullies back in high school.
VIVIAN: Oh, that’s terrible…
LUIGI: Don’t worry, me and my brother always just fended them off anyway, not like it went anything beyond just simple insults or being shoved into a locker.
[As the two talk to themselves, the camera focuses in on Nakanaka, looking grumpier than usual before the pebble from before hits her head, it bounces off with a slight ‘donk’ as she stops in place, turning around in an instant and shouting at whoever’s behind her.]
NAKANAKA: I saw that!
[The camera now cuts to a new wide-shot showing Nakanaka as she glares directly at the camera from the distance, revealing not a single soul in sight behind her, and nothing more but rubble and debris along the ground. Negative Man pauses slightly and turns around, shouting to get the young girl’s attention.]
NEGATIVE MAN: C’mon! Keep up!
[Negative Man continued on walking while Nakanaka just stares down at the camera for a few seconds, eyes shifting to a different direction for a few moments before letting out a sigh and turning around, dragging her feet along the ground. We now cut to a more regular shot as we focus in on the Blue Team as Miku tries her best to carry the coin bag in her arms, although is struggling quite a bit with each step forward. Rayman notices this and grabs the side of the bag slightly, his hand slowly gliding towards the side of the heavy sack.]
RAYMAN: Here, lemme help.
MIKU: No it’s fine, I’ve got it!
RAYMAN: Nah, c’mon. I can lend a helping hand.
[Slowly, Rayman’s other hand glides its way into view, grabbing the top of it.]
RAYMAN: Or two.
[He lets out a little chuckle at his joke before Miku looks over to him, her fingers slowly retreating themselves from the bottom of the bag as she smiles.]
MIKU: Okay, it is really heavy though.
RAYMAN: Nothing I can’t handle.
[We show a now static shot as Rayman lifts the bag away from Miku’s hands, suspending it in the air by the neck as Miku walks away, but the very second she does, the bag suddenly gains an enormous amount of weight, sending it and Rayman’s hand to the ground below, the floor cracking underneath while his other hand remains wedged and trapped. His limbless body buckles just slightly from surprise before he tries his best to get his hand out, feet moving frantically below him as he groans out.]
RAYMAN: Why in the hell is it so heavy?!
[As he grunts and wails in confused frustration, it isn’t long before the camera cuts back away to show a more familiar sight, or at least vaguely familiar. The shot itself shows only a large black cube, dust lining the outside of its dull surface heavily with a few cracks present and chips missing within its sharp corners. We start to hear the sound of many footsteps before the camera travels to follow them, panning down and showing more of this otherwise featureless structure before we see the tops of everybody’s heads, screen, normal, horned, or otherwise.]
[The players look over at the strange building, murmuring to themselves before the host steps on through a large rectangular hole, instead of following them right away however, we instead cut back to the Blue Team, or more specifically Rayman, once missing from the previous shot as he tries his best to haul the bag of coins. The camera slowly pans more to the right in very jerky movements, aligning itself with Rayman’s heaves, his face frustrated with his eyes furiously closed and his surprisingly sharp teeth clenching together while the bag stubbornly drags along the floor.]
[With every movement, he continues to strain himself further, not looking behind him until he happens to bump into Noelle, catching the silver-haired girl of guard as she turns around, the camera remaining static to focus in on their impending conversation, or most likely due to Joelle’s temperament, argument.]
NOELLE: H-Hey! Watch it!
RAYMAN: Well excuse me, princess. Don’t mind me, just dragging a sack of bricks all my own, with nobody else to help me!
NOELLE: Didn’t that blue-haired girl hold it previously? She seemed to be carrying it quite well.
RAYMAN: I don’t know the science behind it, and at this point I don't care! Now are you gonna just stare or help me push this thing into the store?
[Noelle crosses her arms, thinking in silence about what to do before eventually moving around to the other side of the bag. Rayman tries his best to move it by the top, his two fists grabbing furiously at the neck and using all of their strength, but for Noelle she barely needs to break a sweat. She suddenly lifts up the bag in her palms, catching Rayman off-guard as he falls to the floor and loses his grip. Noelle doesn’t say a single word and instead carries the bag with her while Rayman just sits on the floor, panting with a stunned sight in his eyes.]
[He remains there for a few moments, blinking in confusion before he eventually decides to not pay it any attention, instead getting back on his feet and walking to the left of the frame, disappearing from view. Once he’s done, all we’re left is a wide shot of the surrounding area, seeing the playing field now in all of its dusty glory before the camera slowly pans to the right before correcting itself, now panning to the left as we cut to the inside of the shop.]
[The shop, much like the playing field itself, is dark and dusty and clearly installed a long while ago. A single lightbulb hangs in the middle of the room, barely illuminating the players, much less the room itself. The only other forms of light are otherwise more unnatural, like Dormin’s cerulean eyes or the host’s screen. As the players talk amongst themselves, the camera focuses in on a static wide shot of the host, slowly making their way over to the table among all the squabbling from behind them.]
[We find themselves near the dark and decrepit desk as Dr. Wily slowly comes into the shot as well, making his way to the other side as he slowly steps into view, hands outstretched and trying to grab at anything to tell him where he is. To the host’s side is a familiar bell, and as they slowly raise up their covered mechanical arm, they suddenly let it drop, their steel palm banging heavily on the bell and sending an ear-piercing ding around the dark room, stunning and shocking everybody into silence, apart from a few angry voices.]
REAGAN: Hey, warn us next time, you dicks!
MILLIE: Yeah, I think I’m goin’ deaf!
VIVIAN: What did she say?
HOST: Enough.
[The host’s booming voice silences them all once more as the camera zooms in, getting a closer look at the robot as they slowly turn their head and body around, staring directly at the camera as they face the contestants.]
HOST: We apologise for the sudden noise, and the rather unfortunate state the playing field has now been left in. But unfortunately, those two factors cannot be changed for the time being. For now, let’s focus in on what we are here for.
[The camera sudden cuts to the corner of the room, a few members of the red team barely visible from the dim light up above, as the camera seems to focus in on Sayori, the schoolgirl obscured by shadow as she strains her eyes slightly before they suddenly go wide from shock once more when the host calls out for her.]
HOST: Sayori. Please step forward to the desk.
[Sayori lets out a quick nod before stepping her way out from the darkness, becoming more visible as she bursts through the crowd, apologising as she bumps into everybody.]
SAYORI: Sorry. Pardon me. Excuse me.
[She continues to offer her apologises off-screen as the camera cuts to focus in on a new angle, the host to the left of the frame while they stand slanted against the desk in the background, a large empty space taking up the majority of the frame as Sayori into view from the right side. Although she bumps into the corner slightly, she manages to compose herself as she stares over to the host, their head independently moving from their framed body to face the girl, clicking and whirring.]
HOST: Sayori. As the winner of this episode’s poll, you gain the opportunity to have one item of your choosing from the store before everyone else. Here are your options…
[The light from far away suddenly switches off, only to be replaced by one farther away, barely shining out from the far-left side of the screen. As Sayori turns her attention toward it, the camera suddenly faces its direction too, zooming in to reveal a shelf which nine items on it like usual, each with their own according pricetag and value. The one on the top shelf are an old red leather-bound book with the words ‘Animal Encyclopaedia’ written on it in golden ink, a large sandwich wrapped in paper, and a cheap witch’s hat.]
[At the middle of the shelf lie a stuffed toy of a parrot, a gaming controller although very clearly not of any official brand, and a red cape, slightly torn at its ends. Down below at the bottom lie the cheapest options, including a test tube containing a metallic liquid, a toy bucket containing what appear to be seashells, and a small dusty antique bullet. The camera cuts back over to the desk, or more rather a close-up of Sayori, deep in contemplation as she scans the items, trying her best to come to a decision as the host speaks to her from off-screen.]
HOST: Now, as it is your reward, the item you desire shall not cost anything, so choose wisely while you have the chance.
SAYORI: Um… I choose… Hm..
[We cut to a new angle showing Sayori from behind, back turned to the camera as a bored Dr. Wily drums his fingers on the desk, that is until the girl leans over the desk, still staring at the items before raising out her arm and pointing over to the desk.]
SAYORI: I choose that!
[Her finger is revealed to be pointing over to the plush parrot, Wily looking over as the host does the same.]
HOST: Then so be it. She shall receive Item Q-6-19-F.
WILY: You expect me to know what that means?
HOST: Just grab the toy.
WILY: There, now why couldn’t have you have just said that?
[Wily makes his way over towards the shelf, the only illuminated thing in the room before we cut to a new angle, showing the shelf fully from the side, taking up a majority of space on the left side of the frame before he grabs the parrot by the neck, holding it on his side as he makes his way over. As he does, a strange whirring can be heard from inside of the shelf, revealing a new item in its place; an inkwell.]
[We cut back over to the desk, the parrot slammed onto it as Wily makes his return before zooming out. Sayori grabs the parrot in her hands and holds it close to her chest. As she does, the host turns their body back around to the other players before addressing them once more, at the sound of their voice the dim light overhead now turns back on.]
HOST: This concludes our proceedings for now…
[The camera cuts back and forth between the players’ reactions, although most of them are obscured within shadow, the ones closest to the light are illuminated for the audience to see. Some like Nakanaka and Millie look all around, a few stare directly towards the host although with varying emotions. While Luigi and N look over towards them with slight enthusiasm and optimism, others like Kuzan and Reagan react with annoyance or worse, downright apathy, all the while the host continues on to speak.]
HOST: Now the cast has been reduced to an even 25. As usual, consider this time to reflect on your actions and your motivations within the game as well as your fellow team-mates. For another challenge awaits, another chance to gain an award, and another chance to be eliminated from the game…
[For the ending lines, we cut over to the host themselves, showing their entire body as a few heads such as Plague Knight’s and Ben’s block off the view slightly, but despite that the host still presents themselves in a somewhat commanding manner as they conclude while the camera remains static.]
HOST: We shall meet again, but for now, we as the Static Serene must bid you all a brief adieu…
[Suddenly and without any form of warning, the host’s body drops down to the obscured ground below, sending a mighty bang throughout the entire place as some of the players look over at him, Ben moving away slightly from the camera as we hear the sounds of footsteps along with some general chatter by the players themselves. Before we get a good look into what they are saying however, we instead focus in on some of the Red Team, more specifically on members such as Gojo, Millie, and Nacho, before long Sayori joins them, holding the parrot in her arms as Millie looks over to her.]
MILLIE: That’s a cute thing.
SAYORI: Thanks, although I can’t help but think I could have chosen something better…
GOJO: Hey, if it makes you happy then who cares, right? We just gotta make sure we win the challenge next time.
NACHO: Hopefully.
[Nacho turns his attention towards Sayori in particular as he grabs the wings of the plush, carefully inspecting it, catching Sayori off-guard as she and Millie look over to him.]
MILLIE: What ya lookin’ for?
NACHO: A tag.
MILLIE: Why a tag, we got it for free. Who cares how much it cost?
NACHO: No, like an ID tag.
GOJO: And that’s relevant… how exactly?
[The camera now focuses on Nacho as he inspects the other wing before cutting to a close-up of his hand, running his slightly scarred fingers over the slightly-worn fabric of the toy.]
NACHO: The host mentioned the item’s tag, I wonder if it could be a clue.
SAYORI: How could you tell it was meant to be a ‘tag’?
NACHO: You think they just threw out random numbers and letters just because they felt like it?
MILLIE: Yeah.
[Nacho looks towards Millie as the imp steps closer, swatting her team-mates hand away from the toy with that same bucktoothed-smile on her face, trying to weed away any of the tension and suspicion coming Nacho’s way. The camera now cuts to seemingly show the perspective of the toy itself through one of its darkened glass eyes, observing Millie, Nacho and Gojo, the latter staring directly at it, although due to the darkness he isn’t exactly the most visible.]
MILLIE: It’s just some dumb parrot, okay? It’s not like we got a bomb in Sayori’s hands.
GOJO: You never know, I wouldn’t put it past them to plant explosives in stuffed toys.
MILLIE: But if that bomb did go off, we’d be caught in the blast, right? And they wouldn’t let us die like that.
SAYORI: C-Can we not talk about it right now?
[Millie turns around slightly to face Sayori as she rubs the back of her neck, that buck-toothed smile slowly wavering away as she looks slightly in embarrassment at herself.]
MILLIE: Sorry, didn’ mean to speculate like that.
NACHO: Well at least we have confirmation that one of us is crazy.
GOJO: Only took you this long to realise it?
MILLIE: H-Hey, I’m not crazy at all! I’m perfectly sane I tell ya!
GOJO: That’s what they all say…
SAYORI: Can we just go back to the house? Please?
[The three of them go silent as they look over to Sayori before Nacho turns around, hands in the pockets of his trousers as he makes his way out of the dark and decrepit store, his footsteps slowly getting quieter the further he gets away from the camera.]
NACHO: Fine by me.
[The players soon follow, including Sayori, the camera moving in-time with each step the girl takes before we suddenly cut over to a new location, focusing in on the Blue Team now, a few members including Ben, Yukong, Jimmy, and Reagan all walking together along the ruins of the playing field, rocks and dust now present and multiplying seemingly with every step. We focus in on Reagan in particular, showing a close-up of her head looking down to the ground before we suddenly cut to her perspective.]
[Her feet are trying their best to avoid every large stone and every minature pebble in her way, each step with the grace of a 5-year old at DDR, trying her best not to trip on anything before we cut away from her point of view, instead to the other three. Jimmy is the closest to the camera, same bullish stare and look as always, Yukong riding away in the middle, graciously stepping over the stones while Ben in the back just tries their best. He stumbles slightly, almost tripping down to the ground but manages to recover, and as he does he pauses slightly before blurting his thoughts out loud.]
BEN: Do you think we’re cursed?
YUKONG: Cursed…? With what?
BEN: Bad luck.
JIMMY: Sure it isn’t you?
[The camera zooms out and pans around, correcting itself to show all four of the players walking alongside each-other now, getting closer to the camera but the camera itself moving further and further and keeping them all within frame as they talk with one another.]
REAGAN: Yeah, which witch do you insult? Or let me guess, today’s Friday the 13 th ?
JIMMY: Step on a black cat’s tail or something?
[As Reagan and Jimmy are busy making up little jabs towards Ben, he looks at them in annoyance, giving his usual fed-up stare as he looks over to the two of them.]
BEN: I’m serious! Curses have got to be real, I mean things have to have a reason for happening!
REAGAN: If they did, then it wouldn’t be a curse. Blame science not magic.
BEN: I- Eh- Yukong, back me up, please.
REAGAN: Nah, c’mon. Don’t bother her with that.
YUKONG: I think he has a point.
[We cut back over to Reagan, now looking over to Yukong, her blue hair just pricking their way into the right side of the frame as they continue walking, Reagan staring at her with her dark sunken eyes.]
REAGAN: You serious?
YUKONG: Oh absolutely. I mean curses and traditions do exist.
JIMMY: So you believe we’re cursed then?
[The camera cuts over to Yukong as she gives a sly smile, walking with confidence and turning her head to the left as she addresses her team-mates.]
YUKONG: We’re on this show, are we not?
[As Yukong continues to walk, proud of her one-liner, the camera now cuts back over to Reagan and Jimmy, before long the short schoolboy is able to break the silence between the two as he suddenly gains a little glint in his eye.]
JIMMY: Well, whatever. We can’t be cursed, we haven’t lost yet!
BEN: And we haven’t won either!
REAGAN: So what, we’re cursed to mediocrity?
YUKONG: Certainly seems that way, although it’s certainly stranger than any curse I’ve dealt with…
REAGAN: A detail like that doesn’t go by me without a story. Spill the beans.
[The camera cuts over to a medium shot of Yukong, showing her directly in the middle of the frame with Ben and Jimmy on either side, both slightly interested in her story even if Jimmy pretends that he doesn’t care in the slightest.]
YUKONG: Well, luckily for me I haven’t been unfortunate enough to come by curses, especially in my line of work.
REAGAN: And that would be what exactly?
YUKONG: Guess…
REAGAN: Priest?
BEN: Zoo janitor?
JIMMY: Prostitute?
[The camera cuts for close-ups of each respective player before landing in on Yukong, disgusted by Jimmy’s little joke as she turns over to him in particular, staring him down in frustration.]
YUKONG: N-No! I’m a pilot.
JIMMY: Oh… really?
YUKONG: Yes. I’m a pilot, and a pretty damn good one to boot.
REAGAN: Hey congrats, you’re the only one of us here with a real job.
[Reagan chuckles to herself before we suddenly cut over to behind the players as they come to a stop. The camera now at a wide shot, showing the four of them with their backs turned to the audience as they stare down at a building. It’s cracked and ancient, it’s metal grey and slightly grown-over with the sands and herbs of time, like something magic is hidden away inside. Interestingly enough, there are no distinct features aside from the cracks and overall decay, rendering it as nothing but a cube of pure metal and brick. That is however, except for the lone door, new and pristine in condition making it stand out like a sore thumb as it's bolted to the inside, the shiny blue paint catching everybody’s eyes.]
[The first to step forward from this group is Jimmy, moving over and opening the door without a second thought while the camera remains static. As he enters inside and everyone slowly comes in as well, Reagan is left out. She sighs and puts her hands into her pockets before mumbling to herself.]
REAGAN: Why couldn’t have they just left us with the beach…?
[We suddenly cut away to show the inside of a house, but not the Blue Team’s, instead we follow the Green Team as their door slowly opens and light creeps out, the camera focusing in on them overhead as the door slowly lets in right from the bottom right corner of the frame. Just as someone takes their first steps into the ensuing darkness from up above, a simple lightbulb suspended by string suddenly clicks on with a click, like something alive inside clicking on its glassy prison.]
[As it illuminates we see D.Va down below looking up ahead at it, saying nothing as a few more players make their way inside, hearing their voices as they slowly step into the frame, the camera remaining nothing but a simple fly on the wall for their conversations.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Well this is cozy.
LUIGI: That’s certainly one way to put it.
D.VA: What do you think happened here? Did they let Plague Knight choose the scenery this time after testing out his bombs?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Excuse me, but why would I send you into such a dangerous location?
LUIGI: Was- Was that him being nice?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: After all, you’re inhaling my precious chemicals after they’ve released into the air! I can’r allow you that privelige that you so rightly don’t deserve!
[Luigi lets out a sigh as the camera cuts to the tight hallway, showing most of the players as they squeeze their way through the front door and into their temporary home, the camera focusing on Luigi in particular, with Plague Knight just closer to the camera and staring it down as we hear footsteps in the distance.]
LUIGI: Never-mind.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Although, if it makes you feel any more comfortable, I suppose those chemicals will make your demises a very quick one. You’d be surprised at how potassium can eat away at a person’s lungs!
[Everyone looks over to Plague Knight now, and although not visible it’s clear that a crooked smile has now etched its way onto the arsonist alchemist’s face as Negative Man closes the door behind him, speaking up once everyone else has gone all but silent.]
NEGATIVE MAN: I’m… not gonna ask.
[Suddenly, amid all of the silence, a voice shouts out from far away as the camera focuses on all of the players in the same space, save for one green-haired young man. Although his presence is heard, more rather than seen.]
N: What are you guys doing? Everything’s fine here!
[Everyone looks down the hall, staring over to the camera before we suddenly cut to a new shot. The entire frame is covered with static, resting on the harsh bubbling waves of signals and synapses before inevitably zooming out. As the camera zooms out, we see N’s hand holding sharply onto a remote as he lounges back in a green couch, one that’s clearly had its flowers, all scratched up and torn, and disused. He sits in a relaxed position, his arm over the chair’s slightly crooked one as some of the players slowly peek their head into the living room’s door. As they do, N turns to face them.]
N: Shame about that TV though, eh?
[D.Va steps forward slightly as N throws the remote at her, getting up from the couch before the camera pans around to him, giving his usual laid-back smile and grabbing the rim of his hat.]
N: C’mon! So we lost one person, big deal. Life goes on you know. For us.
[More people slowly stream into the living room as N walks around in a somewhat relaxed and casual fashion, still smiling before the camera cuts over to D.Va, she presses button after button on the remote, and although she switches multiple channels, she ends up with nothing but static, each switch resetting the blurred noise and getting more and more frequent.]
[The camera cuts back over to N as Negative Man slowly approaches over to him, not sharing the same laid-back and casual demeanour of his green-haired team-mate, and although his face is completely covered by those accursed bandages, N could pick up on this with his body language alone. In the background we can see a blurred D.Va still playing around with the TV channels while the two men talk to one another.
N: Why the long face? You’re still in the game.
NEGATIVE MAN: Talking real big for someone who didn’t receive a single vote.
N: Yeah, well just be glad you didn’t get 10 like Coco, eh? Are you always this negative?
NEGATIVE MAN: No.
N: You could have fooled me, I mean you’re the one called ‘Negative Man.’ How about just today, you be more… positive, man? Eh?
[N smiles and butts shoulders with Negative Man at his pun but all the latter can do is just go along as the younger man seems rather proud of his pun.]
N: Because-
NEGATIVE MAN: Yeah yeah, I get the joke Mr. Harmonis Gropus.
N: Harmonia Groupius, but it’s cool.
[The two men stand in silence for a little while. Awkwardness slowly brewing within them while in the background something on the TV happens, catching D.Va’s eye, it seems to be a program of sorts, but the camera still remains fixated on the two men, even as D.Va scrambles to find said program again while the conversation picks up.]
NEGATIVE MAN: You have any idea what the next challenge is going to be?
N: We got a whole day until we figure that one out, so I wouldn’t stress in the slightest. I mean, we won’t get eliminated.
NEGATIVE MAN: We?
N: Yeah, ‘we’.
[N puts a hand onto Negative Man’s shoulder, looking him in the lens of his covered eye as he leans forward just a little.]
N: I mean, I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve been in your spot before, and every single time I was, I-
D.VA: Hey, do any of you see this?
[As Negative Man and N their heads, the focus changes, now switching to clearly show D.Vs and the TV, only instead of static this time the audience is met with an actual program, appearing to show some sort of recording of a model runway, bright lights and cameras flashing heavily before the camera zooms in on the TV, showcasing off extravagant models and their stunning clothes, all the while the shadowed backs of the Green Team’s heads are present in the background, marked with the thin green strap of light around their bangles.]
LUIGI: It’s… a fashion show?
N: Wow, I’ve never seen prettier dresses before in all of my life…
VIVIAN: I’ve never seen so many beautiful women at once…
NEGATIVE MAN: And I can’t figure out why exactly this is such a big deal.
[D.Va turns to face her bandaged team-mate as she looks over, a strange look in her eye as she holds the remote in her hands, fingers still itching to be on the buttons.]
D.VA: Don’t you see? This wasn’t here before, it was all just a bunch of static.
[Her fingers press on the buttons as the camera cuts to a close-up of said button, tenderly pressed before cutting over to the TV, the once normal footage soon bombarded with nothing but sudden static once more. The camera focuses in on this as D.Va speaks up.]
D.VA: It was all just this before. And now…
[The picture switches once more, showing the close-up of a woman’s dress, scarlet and stunning as she walks down the runway before the camera cuts back over to the close-up of D.Va, looking over to Negative Man.]
D.VA: But now, it’s what you see here. It’s just a little strange, don’t you think?
[The camera suddenly cuts over to Vivian as she makes herself comfortable on the couch, her shadowed body slightly cutting over some of the exposed springs and loose stuffing as she gives an enthusiastic smile.]
VIVIAN: I don’t mind, it’s certainly a lot more interesting then trying to find entertainment in dull boardgames. And who knows, maybe there’ll be more than just runways?
N: Yeah, there could be two runways! Three if we’re pushing it!
[As the players all chat over each-other about the prospect of a new channel, the camera slowly zooms right in on the TV itself, D.Va’s fingers unknowingly pressing the button as the screen suddenly flickers over to static, filling up the entire frame once more. It continues to do so until the camera slowly zooms out for what feels like the umpteenth time, only we’re not inside the Green Team’s living room. Instead, we are faced with the Red Team’s, the room itself remaining bare, dark, and empty as we hear sounds of slight slamming in the background, getting louder and closer to the camera as it zooms out further and further.]
[We suddenly cut to close-ups of several metal doors, slamming one after another, after another, after another, before we suddenly cut to the inside of one of these cupboards, pitch-black for all to see until its door is slowly lifted open. Outside, we can see John slowly peering in, his husked face and soulless eyes staring soulfully at the inside before he sighs to himself. Once this door is slammed shut, we cut to a medium shot of John, sighing to himself as he makes his way out of the kitchen, whispering slightly in his usual confident yet slightly hoarse voice.]
JOHN: Why do I even bother checking? There’s never anything inside.
[The camera begins to slowly follow his movements, snaking around and panning over to the hallway as he prepares to make his way outside, whistling a little tune to himself. As he walks, the camera gets closer and closer to him, seeing more of his ripped and torn clothes as well as his irradiated skin, the sound of his whistles remaining clear and collected as he reaches for the door. But just as he does, he suddenly stops as he hears the sound of a familiar voice upstairs.]
DORMIN: It’s only second nature, after all…
[John turns his head slightly to the right, facing the direction of the stairs as the audience can now see his face clearly. As he does, Dormin’s strange ephemeral voice continues to talk to someone just out of reach as John listens on intently.]
DORMIN: You are aware of humans’ riddles? …Good, then I shall teach you one very important riddle that we have created to test humans. ‘The cuts, the shouts, the tears, the rope. I am the cause of these, but in the eyes of me, I am just.”
[Suddenly silence fills the room as we suddenly cut to focus in on the stairs, the camera remaining static as Dormin’s voice slowly begins to pick up traction once more, talking to whoever this mysterious person could be.]
DORMIN: Understand our riddle. It will prove vital to your survival.
[Suddenly, something emerges from the darkness; light. Two to be exact, two orange circled of light, only getting closer and seemingly duller as footsteps can be heard from the top of the dusted stairs, the sound of heavy but slow footsteps making their way down. We cut back over to John, a close-up of his face now as he remains to the right side of the frame. Once he realises this, he keeps his sight away from the stairs, instead focusing on the door in front of him as this figure slowly makes its way downstairs.]
[As they begin to cast themselves back out into the light, it’s revealed to just be Doll, blinking slightly towards John as she stops at the base of the stairs, and as soon as he hears silence, John puts up a smile and turns to face her.]
JOHN: Hi there. I was just going out to get some dinner, you wanna tag along?
[Doll says nothing, turning her head to not gaze directly at John and making her way down the hall. John notices her lack of communication and tries his best to reach out as the camera cuts to a new angle, his back to us at a more zoomed-out angle, just as Doll begins to brush past our line of sight.]
JOHN: It’d be good to talk, you know!
[Despite his desperate attempt, Doll escapes his line of sight as John turns his head back around, remaining rigid before he makes a move, but instead of walking outside as he planned, his hand instead makes its way off of the doorknob, and he turns right, disappearing up the stairs. The camera remains static during all of this before we follow John, the picture slowly getting less and less visible as he takes each careful step, almost stumbling at points before he makes his way onto the pitch-black second floor. The only source of light is the red ring around his bangle, shining slightly and making confused stabs at the darkness surrounding him. He tries his best to search for some light, hands pawing and clapping away at walls and air just to gain some vantage before a sudden click is heard.]
[John’s hand remains in the middle of the frame, his aged hand clinging onto a light-switch as he looks to his right, staring right into Dormin’s ethereal eyes, taking the humanoid back slightly before he tries his best to compose himself.]
JOHN: Geez. You nearly have me a heart attack!
DORMIN: It was not our intention.
JOHN: I hope to God it wasn’t.
[The camera cuts to a medium shot of John now, brushing off the dust and dirt off of his tattered coat before he looks over at Dormin, giving a yellow-toothed smile.]
JOHN: Hey, I was just wonderin’… Do you eat?
[The camera cuts now to Dormin, their body now camouflaging itself in the surrounding pitch-black maw, although their eyes and horns are still visible, even as they take up most of the frame.]
DORMIN: Why do you ask?
JOHN: Well it’s just, whenever we all go out to eat something at that mess hall. I never see you actually eat anything. Although, to be fair, I don’t think you even have a mouth to eat. Or a stomach to digest.
DORMIN: Or intestines to deliver, or a rec-
JOHN: Yeah yeah. Well, can you eat?
[The camera keeps cutting back and forth between John and Dormin during their conversation before settling in on the horned mass of shadows, giving out their reply in their usual cut-and-dry manner.]
DORMIN: We do not consume food. There is simply no need.
JOHN: So what do ya eat then? Souls?
DORMIN: A soul is tangible, and yet intangible, to give such a thing a taste is to bite down on the incisors and canines of another beast altogether.
[The camera cuts back to John, hand to his chin and simply nodding and going along, although it’s clear by his hardened expression that he barely knows what his team-mate is talking about, until he perks up, a little smile worming its way to the corner of his crooked mouth.]
JOHN: This another one of your ‘riddles three’ then?
[Dormin just stares at John blankly before giving out their short and simple reply.]
DORMIN: No.
JOHN: Right, because I heard you talking with Doll just a second ago, and you asked her a riddle. So I thought ‘hey, I got the mind for it, why don’t I see if I can riddle out the answer to one of that strange demonic shadow thing’s questions?’ And I then said to myself, ‘John, you gotta stop talking to yourself, man.’
[John gives out a hoarse chuckle only to himself but Dormin is quick to snap back in their usual enigmatic and ephemeral way.]
DORMIN: We do not ask riddles, it was merely a ploy of distraction for the tool’s mind to process, to see whether it had a mind at all.
JOHN: A… tool?
DORMIN: The one on our team.
JOHN: A too- Oh, Doll?
DORMIN: Precisely.
JOHN: But uh, she ain’t exactly a tool per se, she’s just a robot.
DORMIN: Tool and automatons are one and the same, nothing is created without purpose and a body made of metal is made to be used as a tool. A sword, a stone, a candle, all with purpose, and all without flesh. Therefore – they are mere tools.
[The camera cuts back over to a close-up of John, feeling slightly annoyed and raising up his hands defensively as he stares his jet-black eyes down to the camera, a notice layer of tension now filling the air.]
JOHN: Hey, look buddy. There’s no need to talk about her like that, she’s just as useful as anyone tool or not.
DORMIN: Tell yourself that if you believe that truth.
JOHN: Also by that logic, aren’t you a tool as well?
[As John speaks the camera suddenly cuts back to its close-up of Dormin, saying not a word and slinking back away into the darkness while John confronts it, the only light poking out and making itself known being the faint red ring of light, and Dormin’s slowly fading luminescent lookers.]
JOHN: And by that logic, aren’t you a tool? You’re not exactly made of flesh yourself. Hey! Come back here, and talk to me like a man! Hey!
[John immediately senses that there’s no point in arguing as the camera now cuts to a wide shot, showing him shining just slightly amidst all of the surrounding darkness, letting out a frustrated sigh before he makes his way down the stairs once more. When we cut away, we are shown the sight of an old table, the old hard wood worn and chipped away slightly, clearly of a different age as dust envelops it, save for a rather large space within the middle of the frame. The pattern of this space is weird and smudge-like, like someone has just wiped their arm across the table itself.]
[Before long, a plate suddenly drops down onto the table, showing what appears to simply be a plate of noodles before suddenly someone sits down, the camera slowly panning up and revealing it to be Miku. She grabs a nearby knife and fork as the camera focuses in on her face, scarfing down the noodles while we hear the sounds of idle chatter and slurping around her. We suddenly cut away to a more zoomed-out angle, revealing that we are currently in the dining hall, although its way less lively and a bit more miserable than before as most of the players crowd around the table in their respective bunches.]
[We listen in to a few conversations, focusing in on the Blue Team’s specifically as Jimmy is being talked to and grabbed by the collar by Caine, the colourful carnie-master clearly irritating him as he gives off his usual scowl, not that Caine can really tell the difference as he talks on and on and on.]
CAINE: So I said to him, “That’s not an elephant, that’s my wife!” and then he said, “Please Caine, we’re just trying to help you, it wasn’t your fault she lost her soul in that tragic accident”, and you know what I said…?
[Caine rams his mouth directly over to Jimmy’s ear, pressing against it slightly as his eyes go wide, waiting for a response, but that’s a tall order considering who he’s bouncing his material off of, taking his silence as a ‘please continue’ more than a ‘please leave me alone’.]
CAINE: “I know, I spent $20 on tickets for nothing! Least they could do was take my wife, and my life!” …Anyway, that’s why I’m banned from zoos, and you’ll be too if you keep going your delinquent ways, little Johnny!
[We cut over to Miku now, the camera slightly zoomed out to reveal Rayman just nearby, eating what appear to be the same noodles from a pot, not saying a word and continuing to chew down on their food. There’s a little surprise in Miku’s eyes as she tastes it, as well as Rayman’s as he finishes, slamming the plastic unlabelled pot down onto the table, his hands resting just slightly too.]
RAYMAN: Can’t believe they would give us actual food this time. Not half bad.
MIKU: Yeah… It’s some pretty good noodles, like restaurant-quality!
[Rayman grabs the pot as Miku speaks, turning it around in his hand and looking at the blank white label surrounding it before tossing it behind him, into the ever-consuming maw of darkness.]
RAYMAN: Eh, more like convenience store quality.
[Rayman cocks his head to the side, looking over to the kitchen as he notices something, or more rather someone in the distance, a square hole of light making its presence known in the far-off distance while a dark silhouette emerges from the bottom of its frame. Rayman’s head to the back of the camera as he stares over before the camera pans around, focusing on a close-up of his face as Miku begins to look over to where he’s looking, speaking up when Rayman will not.]
MIKU: Hey…
[We cut to a more closed-up shot of the silhouette, and just by its shape alone it’s clear that it’s not a diver, it’s far too short to be one of those gangly ill-forgotten wretches, not to mention it had what appears to be clothing and hair sticking out from its head, remaining in the middle of this miniature prison while Miku continues on.]
MIKU: Isn’t that…?
[Before she can ask her question fully, we instead cut to the inside of the kitchen, surprisingly it remains quite similar to its previous incarnations, full of light and noise as the camera shows Wily, his back draped in that clean lab-coat of his as he cooks something on the stove, not facing the camera at all as his entire body is shown in the middle of the frame for all to see. The sounds of crackling and cooking continue to crowd the audience’s ears while Wily himself says not a word. Suddenly, the camera slowly begins to bob and move forward, like a cautious predator stalking their unaware prey, getting closer and closer towards Wily’s bald head. Before long, all we see is just the top half of Wily as some hands suddenly latch onto his shoulders, finger ails painted black like night and covered in trinkets before being followed by a low growl, fitting the beast-like nature of the camera’s movements.]
[Wily can’t help but turn around and scream like a little girl, the camera switching sides in an instant to show Wily cowering slightly and dangerously close to the stove, tucked right into the left of the frame, before we see his attacker, slowly drifting into a maniacal cackle. It’s revealed to simply be Ibuki, laughing her butt off before wiping away a tear, Dr. Wily being less than pleased at her attempt at a joke.]
IBUKI: Oh man! Ibuki got you real good, didn’t she? Ha-Ha! Y-You thought…!
[She is barely able to contain her laughter when suddenly Wily grabs a nearby pan on the stove, fizzling and crackling a slab of dark red meat, holding its handle furiously and sending both it and the red-hot uncooked dish flying towards Ibuki, the girl narrowingly escaping a pan to the face as her eyes suddenly go wide.]
IBUKI: Woah woah! Easy, okay? Easy! It was just a joke!
WILY: A joke that has now costed me my dinner!
IBUKI: You were the one who threw it at me!
WILY: You made me throw it at you!
IBUKI: Well, you…! Gahh!
[Ibuki looks down to the ground, the camera now focusing on the oily and bleeding slab of meat as Ibuki kicks it slightly, sending it flying across the floor with a red streak in its wake, like an air hockey puck before her shoes slowly step put of the frame, making one last remark to her compatriot.]
IBUKI: It was probably for the best, you know what animal it comes from.
WILY: …What, a cow?
[We cut now to the doors of the kitchen, being opened dramatically by Ibuki as she gazes into the darkness, a few lights flickering up alive and just barely illuminating the table in front of her, let alone the players surrounding it. The closest she sees is the Green Team as she suddenly puts on a smile, making her way over as she scoots her way into the conversation, the white ring around her bangle shining brightly in contrast with the other’s green ones, but despite that it’s clear by her cheerful voice that she’s trying to make herself fit right in.]
IBUKI: Hey gang! What are we talking about?
[She scoots over more, pressing her body slightly into the side of Nakanaka, her glare getting more and more infuriated as she sits closer to her while Ibuki remains none the wiser, the camera cuts to a more wider angle, showing off everybody present at the table, most eating while some like Negative Man or Plague Knight with nothing on their dusty plates, N being the one to inform Ibuki in as he picks slightly at his dinner.]
N: Oh nothing, just life I suppose.
IBUKI: Life, cool cool. That’s one of Ibuki’s top 10 favourite things, life. …What about it?
N: Well, just talking about what life was like where we’re from, seeing as how we’re all from different dimensions and all that.
D.VA: Yeah, like did you know that N here was actually raised by animals?
[Ibuki seems captivated at this little tidbit of information, cutting back over to her as she leans across the table, only crushing Nakanaka’s bare arm more.]
IBUKI: Ooh, never knew someone like you was like Tarzan!
[We cut to a close-up of N as he puts his hands up modestly, closing his eyes and smiling as he gives out his reply.]
N: That’s not entirely true… I love animals, was surrounded by them as a kid, I was actually an orphan so I could always fall back on them and just vent out my worries or anxieties for them to listen to in place of my parents.
[The camera switches back over to Ibuki and Nakanaka, the former of the two listening on intently while Nakanaka’s eye continues to twitch, zooming in more and more on both of the girls as N continues on with his backstory.]
N: I was kinda just dumped in the woods by them, don’t know how, and don’t know why, but that’s life I suppose. But, the animals were kind to me, and where I come from, they’re different then everyone else’s, we call me ‘Pokemon’ actually, because-
NAKANAKA: Can you quit your sob story already, everybody’s heard it already!
[We cut back over to N, slightly surprised to be stopped so suddenly, but choosing to honour Nakanak’s wish before we cut back over to the previous shot, Ibuki moving back just a little as she looks over to the young girl, closing her eye and remaining silent too, which can’t be said as well for Ibuki.]
IBUKI: Geez, he was just telling me about it.
NAKANAKA: Yeah, but he’s told everybody in the team all about before you arrived. And it was soo boring…
N: Do you want me to maybe add some of the more exciting parts to make it a bit more thrilling for you?
NAKANAKA: Don’t waste your breath.
[Ibuki crosses her arms and puts them onto the dusty table, creating a pillow of sorts for her head to fall under as her eyes dart around, looking around the table before suddenly cutting to an overhead shot, showcasing the Green Team, while the other teams remain in darkness. We hear nothing but the sound of cutlery and slurping as Ibuki remains silent, before she notices something. While there are 8 players on the screen, there is one person who is missing, as evident by a large empty spot on the bench opposite to where Ibuki is sitting, noticing it immediately before she speaks her mind once more.]
IBUKI: Hey, where did seashells girl go?
LUIGI: …”Seashells girl”?
IBUKI: The girl who’s obsessed with seashells… the one who’s on you guys’ team.
[It takes Luigi a second to register just what she’s saying, cutting back to a close-up of him before he suddenly connects the dots, clicking his fingers as his eyes go slightly wide with realisation.]
LUIGI: Oh, you mean, Nami, right?
IBUKI: Nami… Name-i… Ibuki might remember Nami’s name-y.
[The camera cuts back between shoulder to shoulder shots of Luigi and Ibuki as they talk with one another, slowly unravelling what the other is thinking, first starting with Luigi just visible over Ibuki’s shoulder as he looks around at his fellow team-mates.]
LUIGI: Did any of you see her lately?
D.VA: Well… she was present at the voting ceremony thing.
NEGATIVE MAN: Well yeah, but everyone was present then.
NAMI: She’s probably outside, she’s never one to stay inside the house.
LUIGI: Yeah…
IBUKI: So… why isn’t she at the table then? She was definitely around when she showed up at the store.
LUIGI: She was at the store?
[Luigi leans in just a little bit closer before we cut over to Ibuki now, her fingers tapping in a rhythmic motion against her temples as if trying to spur the marching band of memory within her mind.]
IBUKI: Yeah! She went in and bought the seashells that were on offer, that’s why Ibuki calls her ‘seashell girl’!
N: I see… Well then, she’s probably outside, like always. Although why, I don’t know, it’s like a bombsite out there.
[Suddenly just as N finishes speaking, we cut to a close-up shot of him, ready to eat away at his remaining dinner before suddenly light bursts in from far behind him, the door to the dining hall now open as a sudden stream of faint light bursts in, before closing once more, a figure in the darkness scurrying over the table as the camera slowly pans right. This figure soon steps into the light near the table, revealing it to be Nami. We cut to a new angle, showing her fully to the left of the frame, while all of her team-mates on the table remain on the right, looking over to her, Ibuki looking at her with a smile.]
IBUKI: Hey! Seashell girl!
[To no-one’s surprise, Nami doesn’t say a single word, in fact she barely even glances over at her team-mates, slowly disappearing from the frame itself as Ibuki returns back to her normal position, that being crushing Nakanaka’s arm as she sighs, much to the younger girl’s annoyance as she gets her words out in a low frustrated whisper.]
IBUKI: Man, talk about the cold shoulder.
NAKANAKA: I will demolish you…
[The camera suddenly cuts away from the dining hall itself, instead focusing in on the playing field, showcasing the outside of the Green Team’s home, while there’s no obvious sign that time has changed, it can be seen by someone yawning and stretching just outside that time has indeed passed. We follow this mysterious person, revealing it to be Negative Man as we cut to the inside of the house, the camera now following his movements as he makes his way through the front door, and down the hallway. As he does, the TV in the living room suddenly blares its usual static-y broadcast as the host prepares their night-time announcement, catching Negative Man’s attention.]
HOST: The time has come to put an end to today…
[Just as Negative Man makes his way over to the living room, we cut over to a new angle, showing a wide shot of the living room itself, although instead of a green couch, in it lies a destroyed blue one, and instead of Negative Man stepping through, it is in fact Yukong who does, staring at the TV for a short while before cutting to a medium shot of her, all while the message still plays.]
HOST: Some have won, and some have lost. Tomorrow is the time to regroup and think about your choices, and tonight shall be the optimal time to rest your no-doubt weary bones, especially for those of you who participated in our challenge.
[As Yukong walks to the right of the frame, disappearing from view, we suddenly hard cut over to the kitchen, seeing nothing but darkness for a short moment before revealing it to be yet another shot inside of a cupboard, Nacho peering on the other side before closing the door, the camera cutting away and following all of his movements as he walks over to the stairs, the camera remaining unaffected while the host continues on.]
HOST: For now, the time had come to seek solace in what you have, for it may soon be lost come the day after tomorrow. And do not fret, for the loss of your team’s safety may just be the best thing that might happen to you, or vice versa. Fate only knows the answer to that mystery, and it is your task to try and find out what it has in store.
[As Nacho just prepares to make his way up the stairs, we instead cut away and show complete darkness once more, the camera slowly panning around to reveal it being the upstairs hallway, all dark and desolate, save for a pair of familiar orange eyes, staring at a nearby bathroom door, the voice of the host downstairs echoing below.]
HOST: Some of you may find luck, and others will find nothing but terrible fates. But if we’re to be frank it will most likely be neither.
[Doll suddenly opens the door, entering it before suddenly someone else appears, his light blue flames provide just a flicker of light as its revealed to be Komasan, the camera now inside the Blue Team’s house once more. As he slowly waddles down the hall, he makes his way over to the bedroom as the host begins to make their final parting words.]
HOST: All in all, fate is what brought you here today. And fate, is what your destinies will be decided on, but chance too has a keen factor in this game. Strength, intelligence, perseverance, people’s skills, all cornerstones of fate. But do not focus on this little minute detail for now.
[As Komasan bumps his head on a nearby door, he slowly makes his way inside of the room, the door creaking and making enough sound to wake up the dead before we suddenly cut to a new room altogether. The camera focuses entirely on a metallic uncomfortable bed, as someone slowly flops onto it, trying to make themselves comfy, that someone being Luigi, the faintest details of his appearance being made out from what little light is on offer. As he fiddles around with his pillow and his covers, the host finishes their message.]
HOST: Instead focus on resting, it is as vital as food and water for you… As always, we at the Static Serene bid you a fond adieu…
[The message finishes as Luigi closes his eyes, going to sleep in what seems to be an instant as he snores before going ‘mi mi mi’, repeating this motion again and again. Suddenly though, a thin burst of light suddenly paints its way onto Luigi’s face as dust and small rocks from the outside slowly fall directly onto his face. At the dust his nose twitches before he sneezes violently, causing the light to slowly fade. He stands to attention in his bed before looking towards the camera, up wt the ceiling, a little confused glint in his eye as he picks up a pebble in his hands.]
[The camera cuts back around to show Luigi and the ceiling in more detail, the ceiling itself taking up most of the frame and remaining its bare, dim, and cracked usual self as Luigi looks up at it once more.]
LUIGI: What the…?
[Instead of choosing to stay up all night and try to wrap his mind around the case of the mysterious flying pebble, Luigi just decides to go along with it and put his head back onto his pillow, snoring as soon as possible before we cut outside to the dark and dilapidated playing field. Even though no light has really changed, night has clearly fallen all around the playing field, the camera now resorting to establishing shots of all of the builds before we focus in on a nearby metal square, one with no clear markings of what it is, only that it stands amidst the rubble and the dust all around.]
[The camera continues to rest on this seemingly insignificant building, not a single thing stirring until we hear the sound of a strange familiar echo just from above, as a sudden white creature drops down to the floor. Like last time, they’re too fast to make out anything recognisable, and in this case only what appears to be an arm can be seen, one primarily white and blank, but as the creature slowly stands up to their feet, a few black blots can be seen costing them like some sort of Dalmatian hybrid. What’s even stranger is that although their body remains off-screen, they begin to talk in what appears to just be a normal man’s voice.]
BLOT: Okay, note to self. Don’t try the ceiling… Now, what could this be, I wonder?
[The arm suddenly disappears from frame, reaching out of sight before returning, their strange blocky fingers now carrying something resembling a strange blot before said blot is thrown away from the creature’s fingers and instead at this strange building. The inside is pitch black, but the creature steps forward, annoyingly enough the camera moves in time with their motions, not gleaming any other feature from this strange individual before their fingers reach against the rims of the hole, peering in.]
BLOT: Echo! Echo! Echo, ech- Okay, no echo.
[This creature slowly steps inside, and although there is little light within the building itself, we are seemingly able to gleam some info about their appearance, the first of which is that we get a look at their back and shoulder, revealing more of a chalky blank body with those strange blots, and what appear to be construction lines. The second is that unlike all of the other players, minus the host, there is no ring of light emanating around their neck, and consequently, no bangle to be seen…]
[Instead of just focusing in on this creature however, the camera cuts away back over to the bedrooms of one of the team’s, in this case it’s the Red Team’s as the camera cuts to show four members all sleeping soundly under the covers. From what light we can see, we get a good glimpse at one of these beds, seemingly housing Nacho as he slowly awakens, stretching slightly and giving out a big yawn.]
[He sits up and rubs his eyes, most of his body obscured by shadow and darkness as he looks around at the room, before slowly getting out of bed. The camera then hard cuts over to a close-up of the bedroom’s door, faintly illuminated by the light from above as Nacho steps out, still dressed in his usual red-shirt and black pants attire before cracking his neck from left to right. He squints his eyes towards the camera, trying his best to see the light before he mumbles to himself, the camera panning around to show his limited view of the hallway.]
NACHO: por el amor de Dios…
[He tries his best to put one foot in front of the other without accidentally tripping over the stairs, the camera focusing in on the dim light bulb up ahead, suspended by string as Nacho slowly walks under it, showing off his shaved head as his hands dot around the nearest wall, trying their best to navigate their way around the dark corridor before the camera cuts away. It’s revealed that Nacho’s hands have now found the bathroom door, and just as he goes to open it, he hears a loud crash from inside, as well as the sound of a woman yelping in surprise. He seems stunned at first, slowly opening the door to try and see what’s up, and as he does, he’s met with a strange sight.]
[Inside of the bathroom, bright fluorescent lights stream in overhead, as well as a single white ring of light, poking out and staring directly at the red ring off-screen. It’s revealed that this mysterious person id Ibuki, back to the disused toilet as she clutches her head in pain, groaning to herself before looking over to the camera and being stunned to see Nacho on the other end, struggling to find the words to explain herself before Nacho cuts her off.]
NACHO: Have you been here this whole time?
IBUKI: No, Ibuki was in her own room! Pinkie promise!
NACHO: So, you haven’t just been messing around in our bathroom all night then?
IBUKI: Ibuki has an alibi, don’t treat her like some criminal! In fact, you’re the criminal!
[Despite Ibuki’s childish comeback, the camera cuts back to Nacho as he’s given pause, mumbling Spanish under his breath before zooming out, and remaining inside of the bathroom itself, focusing on the bright Ibuki as opposed to the dark Nacho before she suddenly looks up to the ceiling, slowly standing up to her feet as she whispers under her breath.]
IBUKI: Heeey… Where is it?
NACHO: Where’s what?
[Ibuki climbs up on the toilet as she tries to reach up to the ceiling of the cramped room, punching the thick metal roof before shaking her fist in pain, Nacho clearly looking on, tired and confused before Ibuki tries to explain herself.]
IBUKI: The portal! It’s where Ibuki came from!!
[Her loud voice is enough to wake up the dead as the camera now cuts to show the grey metallic ceiling, Ibuki’s fingers reaching up and tapping at it like there’s some sort of secret entrance as she tries to explain herself.]
IBUKI: Ibuki couldn’t sleep, and she saw like a bright light at the end of some portal. She stepped through it, and then suddenly BLAM!
[Ibuki makes a fist to her forehead to further prove her affect, inadvertently making it harder than it has any right to be as she accidentally stumbles off of the toilet and falls down to the floor, nearly missing the sink as Nacho just watches on. As she tries her best to recover, she continues on still trying to make Nacho believe her fantastical story.]
IBUKI: T-That’s when Ibuki came in here, and hit her head on this stupid thing…
[Nacho says nothing, the camera showing a close-up of his face as he continues to give a bored and apathetic stare before closing his eyes, his fingers moving over them as he mumbles to himself once more, slowly closing the door.]
NACHO: Can I just have a normal start to the day around here?
[As the door slowly comes to a close, Ibuki suddenly gets off of the ground before making her way towards the door, desperately pounding on it with a little bit of staged terror in her voice, the camera now closing with her face as she puts on a little nervous charade.]
IBUKI: W-Wait! Don’t leave Ibuki in here! The doors are locked tight!
NACHO: No they aren’t. And the main door’s gonna open soon, it’s only about… 5:30.
[As Nacho’s slightly muffled voice calls out to her, Ibuki slowly backs away, dropping the panicked act altogether, before her hand reaches for the door handle, flinging the cold metallic door open and gazing into darkness once more.]
IBUKI: Oh.
[As she steps back out into the blackness beyond, the door suddenly closes behind her, and as it does, we suddenly cut to a new scene in an entirely new building, the Blue Team’s to be more specific, and in the grim, gnarly kitchen no doubt. The camera seems to focus in on Reagan in particular, hunched over the counter and tapping her foot slightly against the cold hard ground, her heel clacking repeatedly while she gingerly sips at a mug, later looking down into it.]
[We soon cut to her perspective, seeing that the inside of the mug is bone dry, before cutting to her irritated, sunken eyes, glaring at the cup like it just tripped her over before suddenly something takes her out of this weird trance.]
JIMMY: What’s up with you?
[At Jimmy’s sudden voice, Reagan drops her mug, sending it down to the floor with a mighty crack, ruining the otherwise mediocre mug before the camera zooms out rapidly, showcasing a confused Jimmy with an irritated Reagan, that irritation only growing stronger and stronger as she looks over to him. Reagan tries her best to bite her tongue before giving out her reply, trying to be calm and rational but it’s clear from the new intense close-up of her face that some irritation is still bubbling in within her.]
REAGAN: I haven’t slept, and the coffee machine in the dining hall is broken.
JIMMY: There’s a coffee machine?
REAGAN: Well, was. When I found it an hour ago, it was all smashed up to shit.
[Reagan continues to sip at her empty mug, the camera cutting back to Jimmy as he gives a confused stare at her clearly sipping at thin air, before cutting once more to Reagan in rapid-fire succession.]
REAGAN: So, I’m forced to use my imagination. It’s the only option I have right now.
JIMMY: But still, we have a coffee machin-?
REAGAN: C-Can we, can we not talk about that right now?
JIMMY: Fine, just don’t see what the big deal is all about, it’s just a drink.
REAGAN: Just a-!
[Reagan lets out another irritated sigh before storming off, mumbling under her breath as she walks all across the camera, Jimmy now remaining in the middle of the frame as he watches her disappear, Reagan’s mumbles being slightly audible but becoming more and more quiet as she steps away.]
REAGAN: Why do I even bother? I’m gonna burst a blood vessel at this rate…
[As Reagan slowly disappears from sight and sound, the camera rests solely on Jimmy as he steps over to the sink, following his slight movements, but as he does we hear the sound of his foot crunching on something, catching the boy off guard. As he looks down, we suddenly cut to a new perspective, his eyes looking down to the camera on the floor, framing him as some sort of colossus before he bends down and picks the camera off of the floor, observing it in curiosity.]
JIMMY: What the-?
[The camera suddenly cuts to reveal holding him a scrap of paper, messy handwriting scrawled onto it as if taken in someone in a rush, the note and paper itself seemingly coming from just an ordinary piece of scrap paper as Jimmy reads it under his breath.]
JIMMY: “Jimmy has a knack for trouble, and may be a possible liability for the Blue Team in future… It’s a miracle he hasn’t been eliminated yet, or made the Blue Team lose…”
[The camera cuts back to a close-up of Jimmy’s face, frowning in confusion as to what these words can even mean before the camera cuts to his pocket, showing him stuffing the paper inside without any care or consideration. As the camera rests on this sight for a little moment or two, we suddenly cut over to the Green Team as Negative Man walks down the stairs, yawning slightly, the camera showing him walking down to the left of the frame, the long stretching hallway to the right. Just as he prepares to turn around and make his way down, a loud banging can be heard just off-screen, shaking the camera about and causing Negative Man to stop in his tracks. He looks towards the camera itself before stepping closer, the banging only getting louder before he reaches out and opens it.]
[The camera now cuts back to the outside of the house, where we see Plague Knight violently banging on the door in rapid-fire succession, pausing slightly before ready to knock again, but just before he can bang any longer, the door opens and he falls mask-first into the floor below, while Negative Man doesn’t react at all before the camera cuts back to the inside of the house. We follow Plague Knight’s movements as he slowly rises up to his feet, brushing off some newly-acquired dust from his dark cloak while Negative Man looks down towards him.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Hello, stranger. What are you doing outside then?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: That’s none of your business!
[Plague Knight scurries his feet slightly down the hall, causing Negative Man to stare in bewilderment, the camera showing a medium shot of him as he remains to the left of the frame, silently watching on. Shortly after, someone new makes their way down the stairs, stepping over from the right and revealing it to be N, straightening his hat slightly as he stares over to Plague Knight too.]
N: What’s his problem?
NEGATIVE MAN: Probably got locked outside.
N: That makes two then. Makes sense though, soon everybody’s going to get all claustrophobic and yearn for the great outdoors.
[N chuckles to himself before walking off, the camera panning around to show him walking down the dimly-lit hall as Negative Man shortly follows, a little curiosity now present in his voice as N smiles.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Two, huh? Who was the other one?
N: Nakanaka. She was so tired that when I opened the door she practically fell asleep. Had to drag her all the way up to the top of the stairs, and let me tell you, that girl is heavier than she looks.
NEGATIVE MAN: Could be ‘cause you’re a bit scrawny.
N : Or maybe she has super strength?
NEGATIVE MAN: At this point, I think it’s best not to even ask until we see ‘em in action.
[As the two turn a corner around to the kitchen, the camera follows suit, a close overhead shot showing only their heads and shoulders as they walk as one, continuing on their conversation as N fixes himself a glass of water.]
N: Fair enough. I bet people have all kinds of questions involving your powers.
NEGATIVE MAN: I suppose.
N: Still don’t get what they are, although I am open to a little demonstration…
NEGATIVE MAN: You want to have your entire internal organs erode and shrivel up before you even have the chance or the thoughts to make a scream?
[N looks over to Negative Man, slight fright in his eyes before closing them and offering up a concerned smile.]
N: Um… No. no I don’t.
NEGATIVE MAN: Well you’re in safe hands cause my powers don’t do that.
[We now cut to a close-up of the slightly dirty glass cup, slowly being filled with stale water before N lifts it up to his face, the camera slowly zooming out as both of the team-mates remain silent, the camera quickly cutting over to Negative Man as he puts his hands in his pockets, breaking the silence by blurting something out.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Y’know, now that I have the chance. There was something I wanted to ask you about.
[We cut back to N, taking a sip from his drink of water as he looks over to Negative Man, his stare and his smile still as confident as ever.]
N: Go on.
[The camera now shows a new angle, taken from far away with Negative Man’s back to the camera itself, obscuring most of the frame as Negative Man speaks to N, remaining clear and crisp in the background as the two converse with one another.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Well, I was just wondering about what you meant yesterday, before the TV distracted everyone.
N: …Go on.
NEGATIVE MAN: I remember you saying something about the votes and how ‘we’ won’t get eliminated. Why’s that…?
N: …Go on.
NEGATIVE MAN: There’s nothing else to explain, just wondering what you meant.
N: Well, what I meant was that we as a team, won’t lose. Because, we’re gonna win this challenge, a dnt he next one, and the next one, and the next!
NEGATIVE MAN: I don’t know… it seems you really emphasised the ‘we’ part. Just wondering whether it held any greater significance, especially since you were so sure of it.
N: Well, can’t help but be confident, what can I say?
NEGATIVE MAN: Sure, but-
[Before Negative Man could finish his sentence, N turns his head slightly to face the camera, speaking away from Negative Man and seemingly at the audience as Negative Man turns around also.]
N: Ah, so there you are! Got a good rest?
[The camera suddenly cuts to reveal Nakanaka in the doorframe, still having that same inpatient spark in her eye, but has also gone back to her usual look, her eyepatch, while a bit dirty and grubby has returned, and her jacket has returned back to being draped over her shoulders. She doesn’t say a word as the camera rests on her, walking towards the two men before the camera cuts to a medium shot, capturing all of them, as Negative Man speaks up.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Morning missy, glad to see you found your eyepatch. Where’d you find it anyway?
NAKANAKA: Somewhere.
NEGATIVE MAN: Can you be any less vague?
NAKANAKA: Don’t tempt me, just because I have my eyepatch back doesn’t mean my powers haven’t gotten any weaker!
[She glares daggers over to Negative Man, the camera now showing a close-up of her face as N hops away from his spot on the counter, trying to diffuse the tension between them as he walks closer to the short girl.]
N: Hey hey easy. What matters is you got it back, right?
[Nakanaka just shrugs off his attempts at calming her down, now switching up her daggers to aim directly towards N, the camera moving back towards Negative Man as he slowly begins to exit the kitchen, letting the two mingle with one another as the camera follows him. As he walks down the hallway, he manages to come across Luigi and Vivian in the middle of a conversation before walking outside, the camera shifting more towards them as Negative Man makes his way up the stairs.]
LUIGI: I think I had a pretty weird dream too, last night.
VIVIAN: As weird as mine?
LUIGI: Well… not really, having to perform drums for 10 hours in front of alines was pretty weird…
[The camera zooms more and more on the two of them before the door closes in, shutting out their conversation from the audience’s ears in an abrupt slam. But this isn’t for long, the camera immediately goes back to the outside as Luigi and Vivian step off of the ‘porch’, the strange metal cube behind them and towering like a great beast as they slowly walk away, their conversation still ongoing as they speak in a friendly manner.]
VIVIAN: Well, okay. What was so weird about it?
LUIGI: Well… You ever have those dreams were you’re sure it’s real at first?
VIVIAN: Once or twice. I once dreamed I saw a whole fictional movie one day, thinking it was real the next day and only realising it was fake when I woke up the next day!
LUIGI: Yeah, but this was like, real, real.
[The camera has largely remained as nothing but a simple overhead shot, showing the two of them down below, and instead cuts over to close-ups of both the human Luigi and the shadowy Vivian, interspersing close-ups between both of them as Luigi divulges all of the dreamy details to his friend.]
LUIGI: Okay, so I was sleeping in bed like usual, when suddenly I felt the need to sneeze. I did, and I bolted upright, like BLAM!
[Luigi slams his fist against his palm, creating dramatic movements to further emphasise his points before looking up, the camera cutting over to Vivian as she listens on intently.]
LUIGI: I looked up at the ceiling and saw what looked like dust, y’know the kind of stuff out here, and even a little pebble from this place too!
VIVIAN: So… that means, what exactly?
LUIGI: Well, that’s the million dollar question, ain’t it? But I don’t know…
VIVIAN: Maybe you accidentally tracked all of that dirt in when you came inside?
LUIGI: Nah, surely it wouldn’t have still lingered around if that were the case.
[The camera continues to follow their movements before cutting to a tracking shot, showing a close-up of both of their heads to the side, obscuring most of the frame and continuing to walk and talk as they go along the weird terrain in front of them.]
LUIGI: I mean, is there even a realistic way it happened? What if it was like a monster or ghosts or something?
VIVIAN: Or aliens!
LUIGI: Yeah, or aliens! That or someone’s pulling some kind of weird prank behind our backs.
GOJO: That’d be all to convenient, wouldn’t it?
[At the sound of Gojo’s off-screen voice, Luigi and Vivian stop as the camera goes static before tilting up, revealing Gojo far away in the background, making his way over with his hands in his pockets, addressing the two of them before cutting to a more roundabout angle, showing Luigi and Vivian as Gojo slowly enters the frame and approaches them.]
GOJO: Sorry for the interruption, but I couldn’t help hearing your conversation.
LUIGI: You could hear us all the way from there?
VIVIAN: Well of course, he’s blind, not deaf.
GOJO: Actually, I’m neither, but I’ll put a pin in it for now.
[The camera cuts to a close-up of Gojo’s face as he stares over to Luigi and Vivian, that same enthusiastic smile still on his face as he claps his hands slightly.]
GOJO: So… You’ve met our friend, the magical thief, then?
LUIGI: Thief?
GOHO: Mhm. See this?
[As Luigi and Vivian look over to Gojo, we suddenly cut to a close-up of him pulling out something from his pocket, lifting it out to reveal a small screwdriver with a red handle, gripping it delicately by its tip in between two fingers instead of the plastic handle.]
LUIGI: What’s that, a calling card or something?
GOJO: Judging by your story, I’m afraid not. See, when I woke up this morning, I found this right near my bed. Almost tripped on it and fell flat on my face.
[Gojo puts the screwdriver back into his pocket as the camera returns to its usual barrage of medium shots of the three, focusing in on Gojo for the time being as he recounts his little tale to the Green Team members.]
GOJO: Now, when I saw it I thought to myself, someone must have left it here – probably spent all their money on it from the store. But then I remembered, no screwdrivers were ever sold in the store.
[We return to focus on Luigi and Vivian, listening with curiosity in their expressions as Gojo continues to recount his tale off-screen.]
GOJO: So then I thought, “Well, it’s gotta belong to someone, right? So I asked my team, the hosts, even a few of the other teams, and I found the lead I was dreading: nothing. Absolutely zilch. So, I had to keep digging and digging to get to the hole of this screwed-up rabbit hole.
[We return back to Gojo’s face, his smile slightly faded now as the camera continues to zoom in, followed by occasional cuts to his pocket, showing his hand which while obscured is clearly gripping on tight to the tool.]
GOJO: I searched high and low for this little thing’s mommy and daddy, and eventually I did manage to find it. It was from the dining hall of all places, apparently, they have a few toolkits in case an oven breaks or something – they have three on stand-by but the odd part was, when I got there, there were only 2 present…
[The camera now pans up, focusing on Gojo’s face from the side, his voice dripping with suspense as it builds and builds with each word, creating a thick layer of curiosity and tension between the three of them, snaring them all like a rabbit trap.]
GOJO: So I looked through these cases, and I found out they already had screwdrivers in them, so it was only a matter of finding out this strange case of the lone screwdriver gone rogue. And, just as I was about to head back to my place, I noticed that space where all the hosts hang out.
[The camera slowly zooms out as Vivian suddenly makes her voice known after remaining quiet for so long.]
VIVIAN: They have a space?
GOJO: Yeah, a little house like ours. Or I guess, cube in this case. But that’s neither here nor there. When I walked back to my team’s place, I surveyed the area around that house and suddenly…
[We hear the sound of something crunching, cutting down to the ground so suddenly and revealing Gojo’s feet as he crushes a pebble, scraping the cold hard ground below as he grinds it with the heel of his boot, before all goes quiet, Gojo speaking once more.]
GOJO: I stepped in something. Not like rocks or anything around here, but it sounded like plastic.
[The camera suddenly tilts back up to Gojo’s face as he looks down at the ground below, his blindfold wrapped tight around his eyes as shadows stretch over his face as he talks.]
GOJO: And you know what I saw? It was the other tool kit! Thing is though, the house is further away than all of the other places here. So, there’s just one question…
[The camera suddenly pans back up and resumes its close-up of Gojo, his obscured eyes staring down the barrel in front of him as he comes to his conclusion.]
GOJO: What’s something from that place doing all the way in my room? And who brought it over from the cafeteria?
[All goes silent before the camera pans back around, facing back towards Vivian and Luigi as the former slowly starts to creep up from the bottom of the frame, giving out her reply.]
VIVIAN: …Aliens?
GOJO: Al-? Viv, no, not aliens. Not aliens.
[The camera suddenly snaps back over to Gojo as he takes in Vivian’s answer, ready to refute it but seemingly giving up as he puts his hands back into his pockets, completely dropping his coveted screwdriver down onto the ground.]
GOJO: Whatever. It was fun getting that off my chest, should probably do it more sometime. Peace.
[Gojo turns his body around, giving a peace sign with his fingers before walking away to the right of the frame, leaving Vivian and Luigi to the left, contemplating about what his experience could possibly mean before the camera cuts back around to medium shots of the two of them, Luigi quick to break the silence.]
LUIGI: Y’know, now that he’s put things into perspective, I think it might just be aliens.
VIVIAN: You really think so?
LUIGI: Yeah, like 50% sure!
[The two of them start walking as the camera suddenly shows the back of Luigi’s shoes stomping on the ground, their conversation getting quieter and quieter as they walk together.]
VIVIAN: What’s that other 50 percent then?
LUIGI: Ghosts.
VIVIAN: You sounded so sure in yourself about that.
LUIGI: Well, let’s just say I’ve had experience with them, and it definitely seems like the kind of thing they’d do.
[The camera seems to focus on an otherwise innocuous pebble as the two walk away from view, but just before they disappear altogether, a familiar black blot opens up from underneath, letting it fall through to god knows where as we hear a slight ‘tonk’ noise from the other side, followed by the yelp of the unknown individual. Their gangly chalky arm makes its way out of the hole as they lift up their body, like a diver emerging from an underwater tube.]
[Before we can focus in on that however, the camera now cuts away to focus in onto the dining hall, showing a few team-members as they sit around the table, the camera itself focusing in on the Blue Team, and Yukong more specifically as she slowly gets up, holding her plate. The camera now cuts to the inside of the kitchen, Yukong making her way through the double doors with a dirty plate in hand, slowly panning around as she makes her way over to the sink, but as she does she accidentally bumps into Negative Man, causing the utensils on her plate to rattle and whine in response.]
YUKONG: Oh sorry!
NEGATIVE MAN: It’s alright, don’t worry.
[Negative Man slowly makes his way over to the sink, a plate in hand for him as well as Yukong slowly follows the green team member, the camera now cuts to a close-up of the sink, showing the slightly dirty water pooling up from inside as a thick stream of clear water pours from up above. Negative Man’s bandaged hands slowly emerge from the bottom of the frame, moving to wash the plates and submerge them in the water, irregardless of how dirty it is.]
[We cut to a shot from within the sink and underneath the water itself, although the details are a bit hazy, the camera looking out to Negative Man from the left of the frame and Yukong to the right, the latter seemingly disgusted at the sight and the fact Negative Man would even choose to dip his hands into it. She instead just moves her plate delicately within her hands, letting the water splash onto the cheap crockery, some of the water splashing directly onto the camera as we hear Yukong’s garbled voice, trying to hold a conversation.]
YUKONG: So, have you put any more thought into my offer?
[The camera suddenly cuts to close-ups of the two, fresh from out of the water and their voices more clear, but it’s clear that Negative Man is focused more on cleaning the plates rather than Yukong’s words.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Eh.
YUKONG: Eh? What’s ‘eh’ mean, then?
NEGATIVE MAN: It means I have thought about it at least.
YUKONG: Okay, but ‘eh’ isn’t exactly a concrete answer. What I need is a yes or a no.
NEGATIVE MAN: Well an ‘eh’ is kinda both, ain’t it?
YUKONG: I see… Is it because it’s too early in the tame for that sort of thing?
NEGATIVE MAN: Who knows, but knowing who’s in charge doesn’t make me feel safe, even if we’ve been here for only like a week tops.
[Negative Man’s hands arise from the water, his bandages slightly soaked as he goes to grab a drying towel, wrapping it around his already wrapped hands and pulling his sleeves back slightly, all while Yukong watches on, still fiery and gung-ho about her little offering.]
YUKONG: Maybe it’s because you don’t trust me?
NEGATIVE MAN: Well no duh, we’re on different teams, and you’re just one woman on a team that hasn’t even lost or won anything.
YUKONG: Safety in mediocrity, but we’ll lose somebody eventually.
NEGATIVE MAN: You’re saying that like it’s a good thing.
[Negative Man puts down the towel and turns his body around, resting slightly now on the sink as the camera shows a close-up of him, keeping in the foreground while Yukong remains close and blurry to the camera.]
NEGATIVE MAN: If I’m gonna be completely honest, I know nothing about you, and as far as I know you know nothing about me.
[The camera quickly alternates to a close-up of Yukong, putting on a happy expression for Negative Man as she senses a chance to pick up their conversation.]
YUKONG: I know you’ve got powers!
NEGATIVE MAN: Only because I showed them to you. Actually, now that I think about it…
[Negative Man lifts himself up from the counter, stepping closer towards Yukong as the camera zooms in on the both of them.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Why did you pick me, after all?
[Yukong goes silent for a little while before answering truthfully.]
YUKONG: Truth be told. You were kinda the first person I saw.
[Negative Man goes silent for a little moment, taking it in before slowly moving away, his voice less intense and more casual now as he backs away from the frame.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Eh, fair enough. At least you’re honest, unlike some people I know.
[When we cut back to Negative Man, we see him in the foreground washing dishes like usual as Yukong stares at him in the background, the bandaged man speaking out as he scrubs the dirty dishes clean.]
NEGATIVE MAN: I’ll think on it more, but don’t expect to hear an answer soon, understood?
YUKONG: Yes.
[Yukong bows slightly behind Negative Man, and although he can’t see her directly, he can immediately tell as just in between her bow, he interrupts her.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Don’t bow. Not a king.
[The camera suddenly cuts away outside of the dining hall and back towards the inside of the Blue Team’s house, where we see Rayman tapping his heel, sitting on the stairs as he stares directly at the camera, clearly waiting for something to happen. He looks to his gloved hand, trying to mimic a watch before we suddenly hear slow knocking at the door, causing his eyes to perk up as he straightens himself up, a light smile on his face as he makes his way to the door.]
[The camera now cuts to the outside, showing a close-up of the door as a diver lies on the other side, hunched over and ready to dispense its product as Rayman opens the door, his smile and cheery demeanour quickly fading away as he hears the diver retching its guts out. That disappointment slowly morphing to slight disgust as it finishes and he picks up what appears to be a vial of strange silver liquid from the ground.
RAYMAN: Thanks…
[Rayman closes the door behind him as we cut back to the inside, staring at the vial all to himself in the seemingly bare and lifeless hallway. That is until a sudden charismatic voice comes barging in, as they fly in from the left of the screen.]
CAINE: Say, what you got there?
[Rayman seems surprised by Caine’s voice, and is even more so once his team-mate almost crashes directly into him, causing Rayman to back up slightly as their faces near, and he tries to blurt out an answer.]
RAYMAN: Uh… something.
CAINE: I can see that, but what kind of something? Something cute, something dangerous, something mankind’s hubris is only capable of creating and is the very prove that we live in a realm devoid of God’s attention?
[Rayman doesn't know how to respond to Caine’s usual insane diatribes and instead just holds up the vial for him to see, his eyes slowly rotating to face the vial before his mouth opens just slightly in surprise.]
CAINE: Hey, now we’re talking!
[He suddenly grabs Rayman’s fist, pulling it closer toeards him as Rayman tries to regain back control of uis limb, reaching out for Caine but he annoyingly flies up before Rayman can reach him.]
RAYMAN: H-Hey!
[The camera now focuses in on Caine, staring down directly at Rayman as his head crashes into the light up ahead, illuminating his eyes and mostly obscuring everything around him in shadow, as he holds Rayman’s fist and the vial front and center.]
RAYMAN: What’s so special about that?
CAINE: You tell me, you were the one who bought it, did you not?
RAYMAN: Eh- How did you know that?
CAINE: Call it intuition! I also knew you did it in the hopes that delinquent girl would come running into your nonexistant arms again!
[The camera cuts down to Rayman, standing proud in the darkness as the blue ring of light shines brightly.]
RAYMAN: No? Where the hell did ya pull that one fr-
[The camera violently snaps back to Caine, demanding the audience’s attention as he zooms in closer, his fast voice seemingly getting faster and more energetic as he talks to the camera.]
CAINE: Well, I see you chose this clearly to put some hair on your chest! Some pep in your step! Some wet on your whistle, if you’ll forgive my tongue! Yes, nothing puts confidence in a man more than liquid mercury!
[The camera quickly cuts back around to Rayman as he realises what Caine is really holding, getting back up to his feet with slight surprise and shock present on his face, his hand squirming within Caine’s clutch.]
RAYMAN: W-Wait? Mercury?!
CAINE: Always read the label whenever buying something you don’t understand. Today it’s mercury, next the unspeakable horrors only said by ancient tongues! But compared to those liquid mercury ain’t that bad…
[Using his team-mate’s thumb, Caine opens up the vial with a satisfying pop, his hands then raising up the concoction as the liquid shimmers against the bright light nearby, followed by an enthusiastic response from Caine.]
CAINE: Bottoms up!
[Caine’s mouth opens up wide, his jaw unhinging from where his actual jaw would have been as he pours the liquid down, some of it washes and splashes against his eyes but most of it just falls down to the ground, Rayman too powerless to stop Caine’s tricks as we cut to show his reaction, the stream of liquid flowing down from above like a man-made waterfall as Rayman just stops and watches the very lost drop being poured to the ground. Once all is said and done, the camera cuts back over to Caine as he finishes the vial, his hand letting go of his team-mate’s as he lets out a little burp.]
CAINE: Oh, goodness, pardon me. But that was certainly refreshing!
[Rayman walks over to his team-mate as he floats down slightly, still not touching the ground but coming eye level with Rayman, the latter trying his best not to accidentally step into the mercury.]
RAYMAN: So uh, how do you feel?
CAINE: Like a million bucks, bucko!
RAYMAN: Is it really that good?
CAINE: Not in the slightest, I just feel as heavy as a million bucks all of a sudd-
[ Sudden Caine’s eyes go wide as he interrupts himself, his body remaining slightly rigid as he remains in his interrupted pose, like a marble statue. Rayman looks to him in curiosity as he clicks his fingers, trying to get Caine’s attention, but just as he does we can hear the sound of soft static in the background, a sound that Rayman also notices as he makes his way down the hall. His fist accidentally grazes against Caine, causing the frozen ringmaster to fall straight from the ground, the camera slowly tilting down to his lifeless body on the ground.]
[When we cut away to the living room, the main focus is on the TV t-o the centre of the frame, blaring harsh black and white static as Rayman slowly enters the room, his eyes ensnared by the static, trapping him in before we hear the sound of the host’s voice, just as Rayman rests comfortably within the disused blue couch nearby.]
RAYMAN: This should be good.
[The camera shows the static close-up, contorting and gnashing in on itself, fighting some space before the host’s voice comes to dispel this conflict, their as-usual distorted voice sending ripples through the static and capturing the attention of both the audience and the contestants as they begin talking.]
HOST: We won’t waste your time, the time has come for some of you to receive messages from your sponsors, now there are a quite a few so we shall make this quite snappy.
[The camera suddenly cuts to outside of the living room once more, as Reagan sneakily listens on, trying her best not to be seen as she presses her body against the wall, and while obscured in shadow is still in clear view of the audience, while Rayman remains neatly tucked away in the background, but it isn’t long before Reagan is officially spotted.]
HOST: Our first message is for one Miss Reagan Ridley.
REAGAN: Shit…
[The camera remains fixated on Reagan as she quietly whispers to herself, that little whisper juxtaposed by the host’s distorted voice, ready to impart her special message.]
HOST: Your sponsor message reads, “The horse's name was Friday.”
[Reagan blinks for a second, trying to understand what the meaning of that riddle could be before eventually just forgetting about it altogether, as does the viewer as we quickly cut away from the Blue Team’s home, instead focusing now on the Red Team’s kitchen, John, Doll, Millie and Kuzan all standing idly by and listening in to the conversation before one of them is called out next by the host.]
HOST: The next sponsor message is addressed to John Hancock.
[The camera zooms in towards John, standing the furthest from the centre and to the shelves as he rubs his aged hands, preparing himself for whatever advice his sponsor gives him.]
HOST: Your sponsor message reads as follows, “John you've been doing a great job leading, but you should watch your back, some such as Dormin intend to play a dirty schemer game.”
[As John listens on, the camera cuts away to a new angle, showing him from the side in the background before slowly tilting down, as it does, we reveal Doll clearly in the background as she listens on to the second part, not saying a word while John just nods to himself silently. We cut away back to the Blue Team, this time inside of one of their bedrooms as Ben just lazes about on his bed, eyes closed as if trying to relax, but that relaxation is broken as he suddenly hears the host’s slightly muffled voice, booming down the hallway and getting his attention.]
HOST: Our next sponsor message goes to one Ben Paul.
[Ben stands up in his uncomfortable bed and listens on now, the camera now focusing into a close-up of his face as the host reads out his message.]
HOST: It reads, “Hello! It’s ya sponsor again! So I’ve been looking at your recent interactions, and your doing ok I guess. Maybe go hang out with the short band kid more, since your guys dynamic could help you in the long run.”
[Ben looks around as he takes in the sponsor’s message, trying to figure out who this band kid is, before once again cutting away, this time focusing in on the outside as D.Va hangs around the playing field, seemingly surveying the area while keeping a close ear on the host’s words. She stands in the same spot, head to the sky as if eagerly waiting for something to drop down, and although nothing physically does, she gets exactly that with the host’s next words.]
HOST: Our next sponsor message is addressed to Hana Song, or as you may know her as, ‘D.Va’. Now, your message reads as follows; “Get or get got. They're looking for you, be cautious, and look for X.”
[D.Va takes these words to heart, her eyes looking around cautiously as she sets her head down, and as she does, the camera suddenly cuts to show her in the distance from very far away, before panning back around to reveal Negative Man. He stands there casually, hands in pockets and just looking at his team-mate in curiosity before he picks up on the host’s words.]
HOST: And the next message goes to one Mr. Lawrence ‘Negative Man’ Trainor.
[At the mention of his full name, Negative Man stands slightly shocked, looking up to the sky and trying to compose himself before the camera cuts to an overhead shot of the man, both camera and contestant facing off against one-another while the host carries on.]
HOST: His message reads, “Negative Man, be more confident when you are with others, you may know what you are doing but they will feel the same? It's good to think about that! If you think something should be done, think twice before you do it, it's safer. If you want to have a kind of hobby so you don't get bored, try to find a plant and take care of it, or cook something if they let you, it's better to do something than nothing.”
[The camera now cuts down to a more traditional close-up shot, showing him from the side as he slowly lifts his head down, keenly pondering the hallowed distorted words just spoken as the message concludes.]
HOST: “That’s all, greetings and hugs!”
[Negative Man looks over to his side, noticing the various debris and rubble nearby before bending down, crouching out of frame as he picks something up. As he does, the camera cuts to a close-up of his gloved hand, revealing a rather large rock in his palm as we return to the previous shot, Negative Man staring at this seemingly insignificant piece of rubble before shrugging and whispering to himself.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Good a piece as any.
[We cut back around to the Red Team’s kitchen, or more rather the outside of their kitchen as Doll slowly makes their way out, the three contestants behind her seemingly not noticing as she makes her escape, but one voice does, as they continue on and address her.]
HOST:, Our next sponsor message comes to Doll.
[The robot stops in her tracks as the camera cuts to a close-up of her eyes, red and alert, cautiously waiting for her message to play out.]
HOST: Your message reads as follows. “Doll, you Russian son of a corpse, you could've thrown that rock so much better. I am veereery upset right now. More upset than you will ever find me. This mistake may never be forgiven.”
[The camera cuts back to a standard wide shot of Doll, standing by herself in the dark hallway as she contemplates these words, although she makes no effort to move her body or even react at all – trying to process them while the world around her just keeps pressing on, the distorted voice of the host still marching to the beat of their own drum.]
HOST: Now, the next message is for one Natural Harmonia Gropius, and it reads as follows…
[The camera suddenly cuts back to the Green Team’s home as we see the living room, static lighting up the otherwise dark and dismal room as the camera slowly pans down in time with the message, revealing the back of N’s head as he sits down, watching and listening the broadcast to his fullest attention.]
HOST: “ Lost Son, assuming you are still in this game, congratulations! As for advice, I currently have none my apologies, I am waiting for blue team to win or lose.”
[The camera cuts back over to N’s face as he smiles, tipping his hat for the camera and the audience watching before we suddenly cut back to the Blue Team’s house once more, but this time we aren’t in any room. The camera focuses in on Jimmy as he stands just outside the door, picking up rocks and throwing them to the sky with all of his strength, unfortunately as the camera cuts to show his attempts he isn’t able to muster up the same rock-throwing talents as Gojo. This point is only further proven as we cut to a close-up of his annoyed face, scowling slightly as we now show a close-up of him, his hands scour the ground for more rubble and debris, clearly not paying attention to the host’s words.]
HOST: The next message is for Jimmy Hopkins. And it simply reads, “Jimmy, I love you!”
[Hearing those words however causes Jimmy to stop slightly, his eyes showing just the faintest flickers of surprise before he brushes it off like usual and returns back to his newest act of delinquency. The camera then suddenly cuts to focus on the next player, inside this time, and once again in the Red Team’s house, showing a wide shot of Sayori sitting on the floor of her team’s hallway just near the stairs.]
[Her back is turned to the camera and she seems hunched over, tapping her fingers against the nearby wall as if trying to block something out. As the camera focuses in on her, Doll begins to make her way up the stairs, her eyes red and conflicted as usual as Sayori looks over to her slightly, but doesn’t call out to her cybernetic compatriot. As Doll exits the frame, the camera cuts back over to a close-up of Sayori, looking down to something on the ground with an air of concentration around her, that confident air only to be swept away once the host calls out her name.]
HOST: Our next sponsor message is addressed to Sayori.
[At the mention of her own name, Sayori straightens up slightly, looking up to the sky and waiting for the message to play out.]
HOST: It reads, “Hello! It’s ya sponsor again! Been watching your every move, and your doing good. Maybe write or share poems to your teammates, since it’s a nice excuse to interact with them. Plus, your a great writer, so don’t be ashamed to share with them!”
[As it ends, Sayori’s look of slight concern shifts to a more pleasant and even smug one as she looks down to the ground once more, the camera cutting back to reveal a scrap of paper lying just near her lap, with what appears to be a poem written on the scrap in crude ink, an inkwell just to the side. Sayori soon grabs the paper with her hands, almost knocking over the inkwell as she stands up, the camera soon cutting away once more to the kitchen as we focus on our last subject.]
[It’s revealed to be Millie, drumming her nails against the counter in boredom with a hand to her cheek, she stares at a blank wall, as if expecting some magical mirror to pop out and relieve her of her boredom, and while nothing like that happens to the impish girl, the host’s final message appears to do the trick.]
HOST: And lastly, our final sponsor message for the episode is addressed to Millie, and it reads as such.
[She bolts up, her back straight as she waits curiously for the message to be read out, tapping her fingers against one-another, the camera now showing a wide shot and revealing her to be the only person present in the Red Team’s kitchen as of now.]
HOST: “ Hey there! Your sponsor speaking once again! Millie, I hope you're doing well with your acquaintances! Expand your social horizons and participate more in the challenges so you are able to build up your reputation among others. Congrats to your team on leading in the latest challenge! What a great result :)”
[As the host words out the smiley face, Millie herself smiles, flashing her teeth before going back to her usual routine of standing around bored, as the host continues on in the background, the sound slightly blocked out as Millie grows more and more bored as the camera zooms further and further away from her until we see the door of the kitchen itself.]
HOST: And that concludes today’s sponsor messages. As always, we hope you take the advice well, and you-re able to improve yourse-
Notes:
I’m alive! Like always, the voting, and proper thoughts, and such is over at Part 2, so what are you waiting for, go and read that! Also sorry for any typos which I didn’t detect.
Chapter 6: Episode 3, Part 2 - Fallen
Summary:
In this chapter, the players are faced with an unexpected challenge for both them and the hosts, as everything mysterious over the past days comes to a head with the presence of a mysterious intruder.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[As the host words out the smiley face, Millie herself smiles, flashing her teeth before going back to her usual routine of standing around bored, as the host continues on in the background, the sound slightly blocked out as Millie grows more and more bored as the camera zooms further and further away from her until we see the door of the kitchen itself.]
HOST: And that concludes today’s sponsor messages. As always, we hope you take the advice well, and you-re able to improve yourse-
[Suddenly, before we can hear the host audibly, Sayori comes into view, walking into the kitchen with a scrap of paper in her hands as she looks around, suddenly spotting Millie as the two lock eyes for a brief moment. Sayori’s bubbly voice interrupts the host as she waves to Millie and calls out to her.]
SAYORI: Oh, Millie! Hi!
MILLIE: Hiya.
[Millie gives out a polite little wave and smile before pointing over to the scrap of paper in Sayori’s hands, the camera cutting over to focus on it and the girl as well, her hands shuffling over the sides of the slightly worn-out scrap.]
MILLIE: What’s that ya got in your hands, then?
SAYORI: Oh, just a little poem I made. I was wondering whether you’d liked to read it.
[The camera cuts back over to Millie now, looking over towards the girl with curiosity, but a little eager look as well as she makes her way over to her.]
MILLIE: What the hell, sure.
SAYORI: It’s not finished, it’s really a first draft but… y’know.
MILLIE: Well, I failed English back in high school, so accordin’ to my teachers, I won’t know good or bad writing when I see it.
[The camera pans around slightly to focus in on Millie, the bottom half of her face slightly obscured by the paper as she scans the words, and reads the title aloud.]
MILLIE: ‘An Aching Heart’…
[But before she moves onto the first line, Millie looks over towards Sayori as the camera cuts to show a close-up of her from the side, Millie leaning against the kitchen counter in the background as she speaks over to the girl.]
MILLIE: This ain’t like a love poem or somethin’, ain’t it?
[Sayori’s eyes dart away slightly as she gets a little embarrassed, trying her best to answer Millie.]
SAYORI: Oh no! Not at all!
MILLIE: I don’t mind if it is, it’s just with you coming to me so I could read it-
SAYORI: N-No, it’s not a love poem! It isn’t!
MILLIE: Listen Sayori, I don’t mind if ya do have a crush on me. It’s just, I’m already taken, so…
[ Millie continues to scan the paper and not make things more awkward, mumbling some words under her breath as Sayori plays with her fingers, clearly a little nervous about showing her work before the camera cuts back to Millie and the page, the audience clearly getting a clear look at the words themselves, as well as some ink smudges courtesy of Millie’s messy fingers as she reads quietly.]
MILLIE: “It aches, it breaks, never recirprocates… Like a tumour inside, doesn’t want to be mine…”
[As she reads the final part to herself, she puts down the paper slightly, the paper once obscuring Sayori now showing the poet herself as she looks towards Millie for criticism or approval, quickly butting in before her team-mate can get the chance.]
SAYORI: It’s just a first draft, so I’d love to hear your feedback!
MILLIE: Hmm…
[The camera shows a medium shot of Millie as she places the paper down onto the monochrome counter ink-side down, scratching her chin to come up with the words like a prized philosopher trying to solve the enigma’s of the universe. But unlike those dead dinosaurs, she actually comes out with a simple and straightforward answer.]
MILLIE: I like it!
SAYORI: You do?
MILLIE: Yeah! It was alright!
SAYORI: Well, thank you! Again, it’s just-
MILLIE: It’s just a first draft, I know. But still, it’s pretty good for what it is, and if that’s a first draft then it’s gotta be amazing when you actually finish the thing!
[The camera pans back around to Sayori’s face, holding her hands close to her chest as she smiles directly at Millie before getting closer and reaching for the paper on the counter, returning back to her usual bubbly personality as opposed to the mess she was a few days ago.]
SAYORI: Well thank you for reading it anyway!
MILLIE: No problem! If you ever need a watchful eye or a critical eye, I’d be down to help!
[As Sayori turns the paper back around to look at it, her face falls slightly, the camera cutting back to reveal that some of the ink has smudged onto the words, making it slightly illegible and messy, much to Sayori’s dismay. As she puts the paper down and looks over towards Millie, she notices her raising out her ink-covered scarlet palm, closing her eyes and giving out a high five, unaware of the mess she accidentally made. Begrudgingly, Sayori gives the girl a high-five, but makes sure to cover her hand with her sleeve, not that Millie minds.]
[We cut away from the Red Team for now and instead shift our attention towards the Green Team, as Nami makes her way inside of the house, the camera positioned just up the stairs and watching her from above and more to the left, like a bird stalking a river for fresh fish. As she makes her way through the dark hall and just out of sight, she is suddenly stopped by the sound of someone’s voice off-screen.]
NAKANAKA: Oh good, you’re finally back.
[Nami turns her head slightly to face the camera, as it slowly lifts itself up, revealing it to be from Nakanaka’s perspective as she makes her way down the stairs, Nami watching her silently, although her usual dormant blank expression seems to be wavering slightly as Nakanaka approaches her, the camera quickly cutting back to focus in on the two girls as they stare at each-other. Although only one out of the four eyes present are visible, it’s obvious that they’re staring each-other down, a noticeable thick layer of tension plaguing the dark hallway before Nami tries to make her way down the hall, Nakanaka grabbing her by the shoulder.]
NAKANAKA: Oh no, you’re not getting away that easily.
[We don’t exactly see their conflict as the camera cuts back away to the living room, a few players such as D.Va, Luigi, N, and Vivian all sitting on the uncomfortable couch and watching a new program, but we definitely do hear it start to pick up. While everyone else is distracted by the cooking show that’s right in front of their eyes, Vivian and Luigi notice the sound of Nami and Nakanaka arguing with each-other, the latter noticeably more shrill and louder than the former. The two of them look over to each-other as the two girls argue before eventually D.Va and N notice as well, Vivian slowly begins to peel herself off of the couch to try and investigate.]
[As she does, the camera follows her movements as she makes her way into the hall, her and the audience getting a good ear at what the two are shouting over as Nakanaka tries to be combative while Nami remains defensive.]
NAKANAKA: Don’t try to hide it!
NAMI: Woah, chill okay? I have no idea what you’re talking about!
NAKANAKA: Don’t try to deny it! I may have just one eye on you, but it sees all!
NAMI: Please, just let me go okay? People are staring.
[As the two squabble we cut over to said people, watching on in silence before Luigi steps up, a determined look on his face as he rolls up his sleeves, marching over to the two girls when the others will not. The camera pans around to follow his movements as he breaks up the two.]
LUIGI: Hey! Hey! Hey!! Cut it out, you two!
[He raises his arms out to separate the two of them, but that only makes things seem worse as Nakanaka punches Luigi in the stomach, causing him to keel over slightly in pain, the camera quickly cutting back to the others as they witness this, D.Va and Vivian now stepping in in the same manner as Luigi.]
D.VA: Hey! Not cool, cut it out!
[D.Va makes her way over to Nakanaka and grabs her arm, restraining her slightly while Vivian moves over to Luigi, morphing her body slightly to crouch and face him as the camera now shifts to a lower angle. We see Luigi on all fours, clutching his stomach in pain and clearly winded as Vivian wraps an arm around his shoulder, casting a concerned look over to him.]
VIVIAN: You alright?
LUIGI: Y-Yeah, I think I’ll manage…
[As Luigi slowly rises back up to his feet, a little weaker than before, the camera tilts up in accordance with his movements, shifting around to make Luigi’s back face the camera as he ascends, and as he does we see Negative Man slowly walk in through the front door, witnessing the ensuing chaos between his team as Nakanaka and Nami continue to bicker with each-other, despite D.Va’s best attempts to keep peace.]
NAKANAKA: Don’t think I don’t know what you did!
NAMI: I didn’t do anything!
NAKANAKA: Lies!
D.VA: What even happened to make you two go for each-other’s throats?
NAMI: Well, I-
NAKANAKA: Silence!
NEGATIVE MAN: Excuse me.
[Negative Man’s voice seems to poke through the cacophony of chaos as everybody goes silent, the camera showing everybody in the hall as they stare down at the camera, before quickly cutting back around to Negative Man, everybody hanging on tenterhooks to see what he’ll say.]
NEGATIVE MAN: I know I haven’t got the full picture, but what in the seven shades of shit is going on here?
D.VA: I don’t even know, these two just started fighting and yelling at each-other out of nowhere!
NAKANAKA: Not out of nowhere, she stole my most prized possession!
NAMI: No I didn’-
NEGATIVE MAN: Both of you!
[Negative Man’s sudden shout causes the two to go silent as he slowly approaches them, taking on the role of mediator that nobody wants as he looks over to Nakanaka, sensing trouble in her eyes, even if one is covered up. The camera cuts over to a close-up of the youth’s face, angry and annoyed to say the least as she remains held by D.Va’s arm, staring directly over at the off-screen Negative Man as he talks to her.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Now, what was your most prized possession?
[Nakanaka goes silent, trying to wriggle her arm away from D.Va until she gives up and whispers under her breath.]
NAKANAKA: My eyepatch.
NEGATIVE MAN: I didn’t catch that. Say it again, please.
[Nakanaka gives her team-mate a dirty glare and repeats herself.]
NAKANAKA: My eyepatch!
LUIGI: But… y-you’re wearing it, aren’t you? Why is there even a problem?
[Nakanaka turns her head to focus in on Luigi, as does the camera as it quickly pans around, the green plumber trying his best to still stand after that surprisingly effective blow. Although Nakanaka continues to pierce his gaze with her own daggers, she tells him.]
NAKANAKA: It’s a problem, because she stole it last time.
NAMI: No, I didn’t!
NAKANAKA: Oh yeah, so why was it underneath your sculpture thing?
[At the mention of the sculpture, Nami looks down to the ground and falls silent, everyone looking over to her now with a curious eye, although Negative Man still has his away from anyone else’s gaze, peering straight ahead to Nakanaka.]
NEGATIVE MAN: A sculpture, huh?
NAKANAKA: That’s right, she’s been stockpiling a bunch of shells from god knows where and for god knows what. Except no, I do know what it’s for, it’s to hide my eyepatch, the one thing keeping you all safe from my boundless power!
[The camera shifts its focus over to a close-up shot of Nami, her head still slumped to the ground as all goes quiet, her eyes not visible at all and not facing anyone or anything except the cold and dark ground below her, a familiar voice peeking through the darkness.]
D.VA: This true?
[Nami takes a second to reply, the scenery around her getting slightly darker and eaten up by shadows before giving out her reply, not bothering to lift up her head and face the audience or anyone else for that matter.]
NAMI: Yeah. I have been collecting seashells to make a sculpture. It started back when there was still a beach, and bright skies, and a chill wind still around. Not like the miserable sight outside our windows now.
VIVIAN: Do we even have windows in this place?
[The camera now suddenly focuses on close-up shots of everyone as Nami monologues, each getting their own reaction shots. Some like Nakanaka and Negative Man staring blankly at her, Luigi and Vivian listening in with keen curiosity, D.Va gaining a slightly sympathetic eye to the situation and N just minding his business, leaning against the doorway of the living room.]
NAMI: I thought, ‘why not? This place is nice y’know. There’s a sea, there’s sun, and everyone else is having a good time. So, why shouldn’t I?’ So, I made a little sculpture out of nearby shells I found washed up on that beach. But then… the challenge was over, and that sun melted away and got replaced by those crappy walls. I wanted to continue my sculpture, but by the time I got there, it was already destroyed.
[The camera continues back over to Nami, her head still down to the ground and losing her otherwise chill demeanour as she crosses her arms, her head leaning against the decaying wall behind her as she takes a deep breath, before eventually continuing to defend herself.]
NAMI: But… I honestly have no idea how that eyepatch got there. I mean, why would I even take it? I’ve got no motive y’know?
[The camera shifts over to the others now, all in view of the camera as they stare directly into it in place of Nami, a thick silence looming over everyone like the shadows of the room before eventually Nakanaka blurts out something as usual, not losing her untrustworthy attitude towards the girl.]
NAKANAKA: Kleptomania?
[The girl receives a slight but to her shoulder from Negatige Man, and in response he receives another death glare, Nakanaka about to say something but biting her tongue before she gets the chance. Instead, D.Va decides to talk, looking over to Nami.]
D.VA: Well, I guess we got to the bottom of it now. Nakanaka, apologise.
NAKANAKA: Wh- What the hell do you want me to apologise for?
D.VA: Well the eyepatch just happened to be there, so didn’t steal it. Therefore, you’re kicking up a fuss over nothing.
NAKANAKA: And how does it just randomly go missing and end up in some sculpture? For all we know it doesn’t even exist!
D.VA: Now, hold on-
NEGATIVE MAN: She’s got a point. Things odn’t just randomly appear one day and disappear the next.
D.VA: Well… maybe it was windy then?
VIVIAN: I don’t know, it hasn’t been especially windy around here, even before the first challenge ever happened.
LUIGI: Could it have maybe floated around when that big change in scenery happened, then?
VIVIAN: Can’t be, she lost it before the second challenge.
[As the team slowly start to squabble with one another, slowly forming a side to align with one of the two girls, N remains mysteriously absent from the conversation as the camera slowly zooms out, revealing him in the frame as he watches on. The camera then shows a medium shot as he picks his nails, all the while more fighting and arguments break loose between the two girls, the team all trying to wrangle them in, but to N and the audience, that noise slowly getting more and more muffled as the camera zooms in on his unbothered face.]
[This mass of messy noise continues on further and further, the camera only getting closer to N before we suddenly hear Nakanaka’s voice pierce through his comforting cloud of ignorance in a petty cry.]
NAKANAKA: -ding with?
[N shakes his head slightly, trying his best to pick up on what was heard and regaining his usual relaxed and cool demeanour.]
N: Yes.
[The camera cuts back over to the rest of the team, their eyes peering right into the camera as N looks around, nervously scrambling to come up with a response.]
N: Uh, I mean no. I mean… what was the question?
[Nakanaka lets out an annoyed sigh before repeating herself, making sure to stress each word with importance like a stressed inpatient customer through a drive-thru.]
NAKANAKA: Who. Are. You. Siding. With?!
[The camera cuts back over to N as he scratches his neck, now understanding the situation fully before placing a hand onto his hip, giving out his response with a usual lackadaisical and carefree smile.]
N: Do I need to pick?
NAKANAKA: Of course you have to pick!
N: Hey, I’m not taking sides, but the answer’s kinda obvious. Think about it, people.
[N begins to step his way carefully through the mess of tangled limbs and bodies in front of him, the lack of light clearly making things a little difficult but not making a fuss about it. While the camera follows his lower body, it pans alongside his movements, getting a good look at everybody else while N continues to talk.]
N: There’s eight people here, and one of them’s just not decided to do anything. Surely, there’s gotta be a clear answer if you’re taking sides. But then again, you don’t have to pick a side y’know? Cause when I’ve seen people pick sides… well, let’s just say it gets ugly real fast.
[The camera slowly tilts back up to focus on N’s upper body as he makes his way over to the stairs, making up a few steps before he looks back down at his team-mates, his voice unwavering and unbothered despite the minor squabble between team-mates. He gives out one final piece of advice before he retires.]
N: Just remember that. Don’t pick sides, and don’t argue. Just go with the flow, and don’t let that flow ruin ya.
[The camera returns to an overhead angle, similar to when Nami appeared through the door, except we see N clearly to the right of the frame, slowly making his way up the right side of the frame before his body disappears in shadows. Everyone else is spilled around in all directions to the upper and left portions of the frame, silently looking either at each-other or away from each-other until someone new enters the picture, announcing their return with a shrill squawk while they go through the door.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Another day, another miserable…
[Plague Knight closes the door behind him, looking around as everyone else slowly turns over to look at him, he seems to be clutching something within his sickly-green gauntlets, fist closed tightly before he speaks up once again.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Aren’t any of you going to ask-
VIVIAN: Uh, no. That’s alright.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: I figured as much.
[After Plague Knight’s little entrance, we suddenly cut away to the inside of the kitchen once more, most of the frame being obscured by what appears to be an oven, taking up the right and centre of the frame, while the little sliver of the kitchen can still be seen from the left side. We can hear the sounds of someone cooking in the distance as a few quick clicks can be heard before being accompanied by an unceremonious whooshing noise. This is only further followed by the sound of footsteps against a metal floor before eventually something new comes into frame from the barely visible left side.]
[It’s revealed to simply be Dr. Wily once more, still standing in is somehow not stained lab-coat as he fishes around in the cupboards for something, before he suddenly retrieves the object of his desire, revealing it to be a simple kitchen knife. Just as he exits from the audience’s line of sight at the call of a searing flame, we hear a strange voice from behind the camera, talking to themselves in a low, but high-pitched whisper.]
BLOT: Bingo.
[It slowly dawns on the audience watching that this has all been from the perspective of the mysterious stranger, only cementing that fact as the camera slowly tilts down and the figure’s chalky and lanky arms come into view, a colony of blots freshly painted like craters on a white and war-torn battlefield. Their stocky fingers press against one of these craters, causing it to suddenly detach from their skin and emanate around their touch before his other arm touches his crouching legs, accidentally touching another of these spots.]
[They prepare to throw out a freshly-placed spot, but before they have the chance Wily comes back into frame, taking the knife with him as the stranger ducks down to the ground, touching the floor beneath them as they whisper to themselves once more.]
BLOT: No no no no, what are you doing?!
[The stranger prepares to lunge themselves forward, but just as they do, the camera violently tilts down as they catch themselves on a freshly-made hole, their body falling to the ground and suddenly being transported all the way over to where the other hole lies. The camera continues to follow their POV as they land on the counter with a large crash and groan, causing Wily to immediately look behind him and see the stranger, wondering just what the hell it is before asking outright in a cautious yet still furious voice.]
WILY: What are you?
[Wily remains directly in the middle of the frame, even as the intruder struggles to slide off of the counter and explain themselves, they outstretch their chalky arms in a defensive pose, their voice stammering to try and get a reasonable explanation out of their throat.]
BLOT: Um… a nobody! Yeah, just your standard everyday… joe, around here.
WILY: I don’t believe that for a single second. Do you think I’m stupid?
BLOT: I can’t tell you that now, hey I know this is a bad time and all but may I please have that knife of yours?
WILY: You’re one of those leeches, aren’t you?
BLOT: Just, I need to make my way out of this place and for some reason my holes aren’t doing me any favours.
[Wily doesn’t listen to the intruder’s strange demands, even stranger still he mutters under his breath, turning around and slowly reaching for the knife over on the counter, but before we see him turn around again, the camera tilts and pans around in mimic with the intruder’s movements, observing the metallic kitchen and the darkness of the dining hall just outside.]
BLOT: Gotta say, this place looks better than all of the other ones I’ve seen. Like that strange run-down shack. So, do you work here or someth-
[Before the intruder can get their answer, they turn their heads around and notice Wily running up to them, ready to haphazardly slash the intruder to ribbons, but they manage to dodge just in time, letting out a frightened scream and falling to the floor. As they try their best to recover and get back on their feet, they slip slightly just as one of the blots forms around their hands, they look up and hear a strange siren sound blaring in the distance, just barely noticeable amid the sudden conflict but unmistakably there.]
[In their vision, the intruder can see Wily panting slightly, holding the knife furiously but with no real tactic in mind as he clutches his free hand over his chest, trying to regain his breath. Just as he does, the intruder looks down and presses a larger blot from their hand down to the ground, slowly opening it up from beneath as the viscous ink-like liquid begins to stream through the floorboards like a rushing army. Off-screen, Wily notices this and lets out another furious yell, his breath tired from just one lunge.]
WILY: Hey! Get back here!
[We hear the sound of sudden footsteps just as the blot begins to seemingly open up into what appears to be nothing but pitch-black darkness, that sound followed by the shrill scream of the mad doctor, ready to swing and pierce this mysterious intruder. Before he gets the chance however, the intruder falls down to the ground and yells slightly, and just as they make it through, the camera suddenly breaks away from their POV and back to a more traditional angle, Wily hunched over where the spot was, mere inches away from piercing the middle of it, only to be met with cold uncaring wood.]
[The camera cuts to a close-up of his face as he tries to catch his breath, his eyes agape with both rage and curiosity at just what that intruder was, the camera focusing on him for a few seconds as the sound of the siren still screeches out in the distance. When we cut away from the dining hall, we are instead thrust right into the Green Team’s hallway as a few players such as Luigi and Nami are stabding in the hallway, wondering just what that strange noise is. As they do, Plague Knight suddenly steps outside of one of the bedroom doors, followed by N, taking up most of the frame as he exits from the door closest to the camera.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Just what is that awful noise? It’s disrupting my beautiful mind from tinkering!
LUIGI: Whatever it is, it can’t be good.
[The camera cuts away once more to the Blue Team’s house now, showing the front area as a few players hang around on the stairs, while some remain by the door, most of them obscured by shadow but still undeniably there on account of the rings of light around their necks, and their voices, all trying to speculate as to what it could be.]
BEN: Maybe it’s like a self-destruct sequence or something?
REAGAN: Don’t be insane, if it were there’d be like a voice saying how much time we had left before the whole place blew up.
BEN: Well go check outside then! See if there’s a timer or something?
KOMASAN: Maybe it’s just nuffin’? Like, they’re testing out an alarm to keep out thieves?
MIKU: Who would want to break into a place like this though? It’s not like there’s anything valuable.
JIMMY: I’ve got it? Fire alarm. Maybe one of those idiots in charge pulled it by mistake?
[Before we hear more of the Blue Team’s squabbles and speculations, we cut away from them and shift our attention to the Red Team, more specifically on Kuzan as he begins to awake from his slumber on the couch, groaning heavily and rubbing his eyes underneath his goggles. The camera remains dead-set on his face as he slowly rises up, before panning around to show the TV, blaring static as usual, but this time it seems more harsh, more alarmed, more nervous in a strange sense. As Kuzan stares over at it, the static is suddenly joined by the host’s voice, booming across the playing field as they give out an unplanned message.]
HOST: Contestants. Normally, tonight’s announcement would wish you nothing but a brief farewell ans hope for your challenge, but we’re afraid a certain… complication has arisen.
[Just as the message starts to play, out of the corner of the screen we see Doll slowly creep into view from the doorway, noticing the message as she looks around and steps forward, only to be accompanied by John. Doll locks eyes with Kuzan, even though his are obscured from view, while John calls out from the hallway.]
JOHN: Everybody! Into the living room!
[The two continue to stare at each-other before the members of the Red Team slowly start to make their way inside all while the host continues on with their impromptu message, a rare slice of slight panic now present despite the heavy distortion to their voice.]
HOST: Now, rest assured this is not planned in the slightest, but seeing as how we have 25 of you and only one of them, well, this decision was quite the easy one to make.
[As the Red Team players all make their way to watch the strange broadcast, we slowly cut back between the Green and Blue Teams as they do exactly the same thing, slowly stepping or rapidly rushing their way into the dark, cold room in order to hear just what the host has in store. Before long, the camera focuses its attention back onto the TV screen itself as we are suddenly shown a clear picture among the static, although the picture itself is quite bizarre. It’s of a humanoid with pure white skin, like they were made from papier-mâché, and in place of a face lies a big black blot, staring unfeeling and uncaring towards the camera and the audience as the host explains.]
HOST: This intruder had made their way into the playing field. If you must know why, we don’t know, but as for the how, we know all too well.
[The picture suddenly snaps to something else entirely, showing low-res video footage of the intruder as they prepare to make a hole directly onto the side of the mysterious metal building. Although the camera is positioned quite high up and the footage is all but blurry and too dark to see, it’s still unmistakably this strange intruder.]
HOST: As seen in the footage provided, they have the ability to create ‘holes’, which act as surrogate portals. We don’t need to tell you just how dangerous going from one place to another is, but worst of all, they don’t seem to have a good hold on their power.
[The camera cuts away from the broadcast and instead switches to reaction shots of the players, some like John and Yukong watching with idle curiosity, Ben and Luigi seem slightly freaked out over the bizarre footage, while some others like Nakanaka and Nacho look over with scepticism. As the camera keeps cutting back and forth between these shots, the host continues to speak out.]
HOST: Now normally, this is a situation that we would deal with effectively and efficiently, but after careful consideration, we have decided that it’s much better to make sure you deal with the problem, which is why we’ve called you out from the safety of night-time.
[The camera suddenly moves back and goes into split-screen, showing all three of the teams watching on, their backs to the camera and obscured in shadow, the only light in the room being the bright light reflecting from the TV, the camera remains on these shots as the host continues.]
HOST: Your challenge this episode is simple. Find and capture this intruder. You will know who they are by their monochrome appearance, their powers, and the lack of a bangle around their neck. And to further entice you into performing this task, we are setting up a special reward for after the challenge.
[We are suddenly thrust back into the broadcast once more, the static continuing to pulsate and hum with every word of the host’s distorted monologue, all going silent except for the faint hum of static.]
HOST: Whichever team wins this challenge will have the lucky honour of two contestants being rewarded. Consequently, to even things out, this also means that whichever team loses will have two players eliminated this time around.
[As they state out the rewards and consequences, we cut back around to close-ups of the players reactions once more, either looking on with a new-found determination, apathy, worry, or a strange mix of the three. These continue as the host begins to wrap up any loose ends and set the contestants on their way.]
HOST: We hope that this drastic measure is enough incentive for you to try and work together as a team. Before we leave though, we have two messages in regards to the challenge. The first is simple, outside of your doors are a stash of weapons and items, use them in your journey to track down this intruder.
[Just as this part of the message plays out, we focus in on the Blue Team, most of the camera focusing in on the living room, but a tiny sliver of the left frame fixated on the doorway leading to the hallway. A strange rhythmic knocking can be heard suddenly, Rayman being the only one to notice as he turns his head over to face it, slowly stepping out of the living room to follow the noise.]
[The camera suddenly switches over to the hallway as Rayman makes his way over, almost tripping on the still immobile Caine, a horde of flies flying all over his unconscious body as Rayman tries his best to swat them away, getting closer to the camera before we cut to a close-up of his hand, opening the door and stepping outside.]
[As he does, he looks down and notices a nearby diver, with a few knives, nets, nails, and other seemingly useless paraphernalia neatly dropped on the doorstep, just waiting for someone to come and pick up while the diver seemingly watches on, hunched over and cracking their bones. The camera cuts back over to Rayman as his eyes look down at the pile, his hand slowly floating its way onto the screen as he holds a piece of razor-sharp glass, finely filed to seemingly slice anything, as he turns the shard around we hear the host’s other message.]
HOST: There is one final rule, and one that you must follow.
[The camera cuts back to the familiar sight of the TV, a thick layer of tension and excitement burrowing through the waves of static, only to be anchored down by the host’s serious and calculating voice.]
HOST: It is imperative that this stranger stays alive. Any of you who kill them will be met with a just punishment. Now, those are our final words on this matter. In short, use the items we have graciously provided to capture this individual. Whoever catches them wins, and whoever is furthest from them at the point of capture will lose.
[The camera slowly zooms further and further away from the TV, revealing it to be inside of the Blue Team’s living room this time, as the host changes back to their usual cold and straight-to-the-point speaking voice, giving out their final words for all of the teams.]
HOST: We apologise for the sudden drastic measures. We promise that your next challenge will be a normal one. But for now, we at the Static Serene wish you good luck, and a fond fleeting farewell for now.
[The TV suddenly switches off, leaving all of the Blue Team in darkness, however due to the flickering small light up above, one person is slightly illuminated, the camera cutting to a close-up of their bored and slightly annoyed face. That being Noelle’s, as she suddenly hears Rayman’s voice call out to the left of her, her eyes darting to the right as does everyone else’s on her team.]
RAYMAN: Hey guys! Check out the stuff we’ve got!
[Behind and in-front of her, Noelle’s team-mates begin to make their way out of the living room, preparing themselves for what dangers may come for their heads, while Noelle slowly drags her heels and exits last. We cut to a familiar hallway shot as Noelle struts down the cold corridor, not giving her team or the challenge for that matter any thought, and instead just makes her way over to the stairs.]
[In contrast to her, the others on the team are seemingly enamoured by the amount of stuff on display, their voices slowly trickling away as the camera focuses solely on Noelle as she ascends up the stairs.]
BEN: So, all this stuff is ours?
REAGAN: For the time being at least. Now remember, don’t kill whoever it is we’re looking for.
YUKONG: Well that’s easier said than done.
KOMASAN: What are we looking for anyway? Was it like an alien or somethin’?
BEN: No, aliens are like little green men with black eyes and laser guns.
MIKU: Well, he had black eyes!
REAGAN: He didn’t have eyes, it was just like a black spot covering his entire face. Anything that walks and breaths while that’s on his face is definitely a cryptid of some kind.
MIKU: Like Caine?
REAGAN: Yeah, I guess. He’s not really a cryptid though.
JIMMY: How do you know? Only a cryptid would say something like that about a guy as weird as him.
REAGAN: Can we not talk about that right now, okay? Thank you.
RAYMAN: We probably gotta find a way to get Caine back on his feet. He doesn’t look so great.
MIKU: Give him some time, I think he runs on cartoon logic so he’s bound to come back in time for when the next episode ends!
YUKONG: Excuse me!
[This last line is louder, clearer than the others as Noelle suddenly stops in her tracks, although she doesn’t move, still feeding the camera her silver hair before we pan around to an alternate angle, showing Yukong up a few stairs herself, and staring down towards the young girl. The others meanwhile hold a few items from their newly provided stash as Yukong tries to resolve whatever situation Noelle is going through, not saying a single word in response to Yukong.]
JIMMY: Maybe she just needs the bathroom or something?
NOELLE: Yes. That’s precisely why I’m going upstairs.
RAYMAN: So you’re not gonna bail on us?
NOELLE: Why would I?
[After giving her short responses, Noelle continues her trek up the stairs as Yukong is given slight pause, that brief stint of silence interrupted by her own voice, calling out to the girl once more.]
YUKONG: Okay, but don’t take long! We’re going!
BEN: Going where though?
YUKONG: We’ll… find out when we step outside!
[As Yukong takes a single step downstairs, the camera goes back to solely focusing on Noelle, making her way over to the bathroom as she mumbles under her breath, confident that no-one else will hear her.]
NOELLE: It’s not like this is some sort of threat. He’s bound to be on a leash or something.
[She opens the door calmly and steps inside, the camera zooming into the pitch-black maw as Noelle steps inside, continuing to talk to herself more and more as little pats can be heard around the room, clearly Noelle’s hands trying to find their way towards the light switch. She tries and tries as irritation grows within her voice.]
NOELLE: C’mon… Where’s that stupid-!
[We hear a sudden click erupt and echo from the bathroom as it lights up, the camera resting entirely on a close-up of Noelle’s face as she blinks for a moment or two before turning around, the camera panning in time with her. But just as she does, she lets out a terrified scream, the camera quickly zooming out to reveal the intruder somehow in the bathroom with her, curled up against the wall defensively as they try their best to explain themselves.]
BLOT: Wait wait! It’s nor what it looks like, believe me! I didn’t know you were-
[Before they can say another word, Noelle suddenly attacks her with her fists, batting their chalky lanky arms and somehow hitting their skin and not one of the blots, the intruder yelling out in pain.]
BLOT: Ah! Ah! Okay, okay! I’m going!
[But just as they turn around and prepare to leave, they suddenly fall to the ground, firing a spot in their crashing wake as the camera cuts down, following their movements as they fall through so suddenly.]
BLOT: No no no no!
[Their voice echoes before the blot suddenly closes back up, Noelle trying to catch her breath after such a startling encounter, now finally getting a clear look as to what this intruder now looks like. When we cut away from her, we instead focus in on the outside for a change. The surrounding ruins are as bleak and dismal as ever, but with the thick air of competition hanging around the atmosphere, things are noticeably more tense, although to some it just brings out the excietement even more.]
[That sentiment is only proven as the camera suddenly tilts down, revealing Millie and Sayori as they walk along aimlessly, sticking close to one another, while their backs are turned to the camera, Millie is clearly holding onto something with both arms, while Sayori tries her best to keep herself steady. We cut over to a medium shot of the two as they walk with one another, Millie revealing to hold an automatic rifle in her hands as she tries to start up a friendly conversation.]
MILLIE: Ya ever get the chance to do somethin’ like this back home?
SAYORI: No never. Have you?
MILLIE: Well, let’s just say I’m used to be bein’ both the hunter and the hunted. And when I was the latter, it was more hiding rather than fighting.
SAYORI: That sounds kind of scary.
MILLIE: Oh believe me it is. Like, one day you’re just minding your business thinking about what kinda grub ya want for dinner, and then BLAM!
[Millie’s eyes go wide and she suddenly stops to further emphasise her point, clutching the heavy object close to her chest as Sayori looks over to her with a curious eye just as her imp team-mate continues.]
MILLIE: They shoot out the part of ya brain that made ya think about dinner. And then the part that makes you think at all.
[The camera cuts to a close-up of Sayori as she wonders how Millie can say something like that so casually, trying her best to not tick her off, especially considering the firearm in her hand, and instead chooses to change the subject.]
SAYORI: So are you good with guns then?
MILLIE: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m pretty good if ya don’t mind me tootin’ my own horn.
[The camera switches around to a close-up of Millie, smiling as she looks over to Sayori, the two girls contrasting with one-another heavily as Millie continues the conversation.]
MILLIE: It’s handy at work, y’know, making sure the killin’s as easy as steppin’ one foot in front of the other. That and it just leaves less mess if you’re coverin’ one hole as opposed to sixty.
[As Millie continues speaking, the camera cuts back over to Sayori, the imp girls’ voice muted just a little as we focus in on Sayori’s face, trying her best not to say anything rude or mean considering how passionate Millie’s words are. But it’s hard to ignore the little clouds of worry and caution in her eyes as Millie speaks.]
MILLIE: And it’s just as simple as pullin’ the trigger. I know everybody says that if you kill a murderer, the same amount of murderers in the world still exits, but at least I’m not dumb enough to put a bounty over my head. Ya gotta think ahead before you go about playing ‘vigilante’ like it’s no-one’s business, at least set up a 401K to make yourself seem more respectable by your family.
[We suddenly cut back over to Millie’s face, glancing a look towards the girl as she looks down at the camera, her smile slowly fading away and her voice a little less enthusiastic now.]
MILLIE: Sorry, I’m freakin’ ya out.
[We haphazardly cut back away to Sayori’s close-up as she tries her best to deny it for Millie’s sake, raising her arms defensively.]
SAYORI: Oh no, no, trust me, I’m fine with it!
[The camera keeps cutting between close-up shots of the two girls as they awkwardly but in from one another’s words, the camera zooming out more and more with interspersed cuts, only fueling the chaos.]
MILLIE: So what, it’s-
SAYORI: Culture shock, just culture shock.
MILLIE: Culture shock, okay! Makes sense, sorry.
SAYORI: Oh no, you don’t need to apologise. I’m pretty sure where I’m from there’s stuff that’s weird to you!
MILLIE: Like what?
SAYORI: Well uh….. We have humans walking about.
MILLIE: So do we, well people who used to be human.
[The camera now cuts to a new angle, showing the two’s heads from behind as they face the back of the camera, most of the background being visible right in the centre of the frame, all rubble and ruins laid out haphazardly without any thought or reason, but the two of them pay more attention to their conversation than their surroundings.]
SAYORI: Are you sure you’re going to be alright with the gun?
MILLIE: Duh, if I wasn’t, why do you think I woulda picked out the gun in the first place?
SAYORI: Because it looked cool?
MILLIE: Eh that too, but rest assured, I’m not like some novice trigger-happy maniac or anythin’ like tha-
[Suddenly in the background we can see a blot slowly start to appear on the surface of one of the ruined structures, followed by the Spot crashing through and screaming as he slides down to the floor, causing a large thudding noise from the impact. At this impact, Millie suddenly goes haywire and randomly starts shooting right in a straight line, causing Sayori to scream and cover her ears from the deafening noise of the barrel. Millie stops for just a moment as smoke billows out from the tip of the gun while Sayori tries her best to recover, but just as she does, Millie suddenly grabs her arms pulling her as the imp starts to run.]
MILLIE: C’mon this is our chance!
[The two of them run down to find the intruder as they slowly disappear to the bottom of the frame, before long the camera cuts back again to show this mysterious intruder, the camera now at an overhead angle like a vulture watching its prey bake in the summer heat. But unlike those creatures, this intruder gets back on they feet, although they groan and rub their head as they stand back up.]
BLOT: These powers… I just wanna get out of here.
[The intruder looks back up to the sky but as they do we hear a sharp whistling sound that catches their attention, turning around as the camera follows suit, revealing the more prepared Millie and the more reluctant Sayori nearby, the former pointing her gun directly towards the inteuder as he quickly realises the situation he’s in.]
BLOT: Woah woah! Don’t shoot, don’t shoot!
MILLIE: Yeah? Why not?
BLOT: Trust me, shooting me is just gonna make the bullets go back to you, and that’s not fun for either of us.
MILLIE: Why should I believe you? What, I should put trust in some weird guy I don’t know the slightest thing about?
[Just as Millie says this line, we cut to a familiar angle as Millie and Sayori have their backs turned to the camera, meanwhile the Spot is in the background, nearly wedged between two pillars in a dark unnatural chasm. Sayori goes up to Millie’s side, putting a hand on her shoulder and trying her best to resolve the situation before things get ugly.]
SAYORI: Millie, lower the gun.
MILLIE: Like hell I am. If we shoot him in the leg, we win!
SAYORI: Let’s not get too hasty now, we don’t want things to end badly.
BLOT: Listen to your friend, please!
[Millie lets out a little frustrated sigh before lowering the gun, that same irritation plastered on her face as she looks away from the intruder for just a second, biting her tongue for now as she looks over to Sayori. Sayori in turn, looks rather relieved and nods at her, giving a little brief smile before turning her head to face the intruder.]
SAYORI: What’s your name?
[The camera now cuts over to the intruder, slowly raising their hands before quickly cutting to an over-the-shoulder shot for him, the feeling of danger and tension still present in the air as he says his next few words cautiously.]
BLOT: …Spot. I am The Spot.
MILLIE: Spot huh? What are ya some kinda dog?
SPOT: No no, definitely human. Was involved in a little… accident though.
SAYORI: So it forced you to wear that costume and make little portals?
SPOT: Unfortunately for the both of us, this is my skin now.
[Spot grabs a little bite of his arm, showing how it is clearly attached to his pasty muscles before cutting over to close-ups of Millie and Sayori, watching on with a little bit of caution in their eyes, but Sayori still tries to make the best out of their situation. Millie on the other hand listens on with curiosity, wondering where this situation will lead.]
SAYORI: Well. I’m Sayori. This is Millie. We’re contestants on the Static Serene Game Show.
[We cut back around to the over-the-shoulder shot for the two as Spot puts his hand to his chin, revealing slight construction lines around it, trying to think as he mumbles under his breath.]
SPOT: Static Serene… game show… Is that why you guys are wearing those strange metal rings around your neck? I haven’t missed out on some kind of weird fashion trend, right?
MILLIE: Believe me, if we could take these things off, I would. Can’t help but notice you haven’t got one. Thought all hosts were supposed to receive them too.
SPOT: Well, I’m clearly not a host. Just your average ordinary scientist trying to make his way back home.
[At the mention of this, Sayori steps forward, clear hope in her eyes and a smile on her face as she recognises the homesickness within the Spot’s voice. Millie however still remains alert, her finger mere inches away from the trigger and ready to fire in case Spot does anything drastic.]
SAYORI: Well, I’m sure we can find a way to help you, y’know. So… how about you stop running away and just wait here while we try and find a way out? That sound alright?
[Sayori and Spot are now face-to-face, the hopeful young girl on the left side of the frame, that same hopeful smile and stare plastered on her face while the monochrome freak of mankind’s hubris remains to the right, his features blank and washed away by the thickening blot where his face would normally be.]
SPOT: Well, that does sound like a-
[Suddenly a loud noise can be heard from overhead, followed by the sound of gunfire, causing Sayori and the Spot to duck and disappear from the frame. The camera focuses on Sayori as she remains stuck to the ground, hands over her ears and head while in the background Spot accidentally goes through a hole behind him, yelling out.]
SPOT: God-damnit!
[When Sayori gets up from the ground all is silent as she slowly rises up to her feet, the camera following in turn. We make a quick cut to Sayori’s side as we notice Millie clutching her gun in the background, whispering to herself before calling out to Sayori, the girl brushing off stray dust from her blazer.]
MILLIE: Shit… Sorry, thought I heard a noise and got a little carried away!
SAYORI: Aww, we almost had him!
MILLIE: Well, let’s just hope he didn’t go too far.
[We follow the Spot on his tumultuous journey once more, most of his body obscured in darkness as he crashes down onto some strange surface, the camera suggesting it to be a floor of some kind as he groans to himself once more.]
SPOT: Why couldn’t I have just crashed into a pillow factory?
[His arms reach out for something to grab, a nearby light or surface to climb back up, but when his wandering hand does find something, the floor suddenly swings open slowly, causing him to exit the frame and step out into the light. When we cut to it’s revealed that the ‘floor’ was in-fact the bathroom door, and by the distant murmurings in the background, it’s revealed we are yet again in the Blue Team’s house. As Spot recovers from his tumble, he looks around while we can hear a few Blue Team members talking amongst themselves downstairs.]
BEN: Do we have like a hammer or something?
NOELLE: What good is a hammer going to do aside from making him more brain-dead?
BEN: We can just strike one of his eyes or something, that’s sure to get a reaction.
YUKONG: Okay, how about we just wait for him to wake up?
BEN: We can’t wait, there’s a whole challenge we need to win! And without a full nine, we no longer have an advantage over the other teams.
YUKONG: I’m sure we’ll be fine. We haven’t lost a challenge so far.
NOELLE: Yeah, and we’ve never won one either.
BEN: See? Told ya we were cursed. The most OP guy on our team ends up dead as a doornail just as when we can use him to save the day!
NOELLE: Save the day and do what, pull some random stuff out of his ass and just hope it actually benefits us?
BEN: Either way, one of us is gonna have to try something… Not me.
YUKONG: Not me.
[The two’s words are quick and rapid, clearly in an attempt to not be the loser while Noelle is stuck facing the consequences of being slow, grumbling to herself.]
NOELLE: It isn’t fair. Someone like me shouldn’t be stuck trying to resurrect the dead.
[As they continue talking, Spot slowly makes his way downstairs, making sure to nor make any sudden noise as his footsteps get slower and slower, his fingers reaching over the cold metal railing as he shivers slightly. The camera keeps following his movements as he puts one hole-ridden foot in front of the other before swiftly turning around and getting a good peek at the players, all hunched over Caine’s body in the hallway.]
[Ben and Noelle obscure the body slightly with their backs to the camera, Yukong remains visible on the other side as Spot slowly makes his way down to the floor, staring at them with curiosity before he notices the bangles around their necks, quietly mumbling to himself.]
SPOT: Oh crap.
[Despite Spot’s little whisper, Yukong’s ears pick up on the slight sound, almost twitching in response as she looks up to face Spot, her attention now focused more on him rather than the body in front of her, getting up to her feet. Sensing danger, Spot slowly steps back while Yukong calmly reaches to her side, ready to pull out a taser just as Noelle and Ben and notice their intruder too, turning around and looking over at him, the two of them taken aback slightly by his strange almost otherworldly appearance.]
NOELLE: Geez, just staring at him gives me the creeps.
YUKONG: Okay you two, just stay here while I-
[Without thinking, Ben suddenly rushes right over to the Spot as he tries his best to back away, the intruder crashing against the closed door as Ben yells out, picking up speed and preparing to take a punch. Unfortunately though, while Ben does make contact with his body, his fist ends up going through one of the holes within the Spot’s chest, not harming him directly and taking everybody by surprise, especially Ben as he tries his best to wriggle his hand out, the camera cutting to a quick close-up to further emphasise his struggle.]
BEN: What the hell?
[After a moment or two, Spot slowly raises his head down, not saying a single word, but as the camera cuts down to the floor, his actions speak louder than whatever could come out from his seemingly invisible mouth. A little blot forms on the ground, and suddenly Spot’s arm raises itself up with extreme velocity, the camera panning up to reveal his fist colliding with Ben’s crotch.]
[We quickly cut to a close-up of Ben, the bot’s eyes wide and hurt before returning to the previous angle as he collapses down onto the floor in pain, trying his best to say something amidst his sudden attack, but not getting a single word out. We suddenly cut back to the Spot as he o-ens the door, running outside in disbelief of his power while leaving Yukong and Noelle behind in the dust. But the two girls slowly start to make their way after him.]
[While Yukong leads the charge, Noelle begrudgingly follows, picking up a nearby stick from the pile on the porch and preparing to leave, the camera itself never leaving the house and focusing solely on Ben as he remains hunched over in pain, looking over to Noelle. In turn, the silver-haired girl looks back over to him too and lets out a little smile.]
NOELLE: Now, be a good boy and try and get him back to life, okay?
[As Noelle closes the door behind her, Ben is left in the dark hallway, all alone and recovering from his pain, before long we cut away from this sorry sight and focus back over to Yukong and Noelle, the latter trying her best to catch up with the former, running with clear expertise. The camera shows Noelle’s desperate attempt to catch up as Yukong takes up most of the frame, the younger less experienced girl slowly trudging behind in the background.]
NOELLE: H-Hey! Don’t go so fast!
[Yukong doesn’t listen as her eyes scan over the surrounding area, we quickly switch over to her perspective as she notices Spot just in the distance, trying his best to escape, before long, he decides to open up a portal to the ground and jumps through it, although his jump isn’t exactly the most graceful. The camera quickly cuts back to Yukong, determination present within her eyes before cutting to a close-up of her waist, her fingers slowly losing their grip on her taser.]
YUKONG: Okay, guess we’ll play this game then.
[The camera follows Spot’s movements once more as he exits through a portal, managing to actually land on his feet this time, although it is only for a moment as he happens to land on the roof of a building, slowly sliding down as he tries his best to claw his way back up, but unfortunately it is all in vain as the camera quickly cuts back down to the ground, showing him falling down for the umpteenth time, just as the door behind him quickly closes.]
SPOT: Why can I never just land safely?
[As Spot rubs his back, he slowly turns around, his head darting slightly to see whether anyone is nearby before taking a cautious step towards the door of the strange dining hall. As he does, the camera shows a close-up of his hand, slowly outstretching more and more as we can hear distant, muffled murmuring from the other side. Spot recognises this as well as his hand is quickly replaced by his head, pressing the side of it to the door in an attempt to hear it better, only to be met with the same strange noises as the audience.]
SPOT: Well… here goes nothing.
[We cut to the inside of the dining hall as its revealed that the Green Team are inside, talking to one-another as they remain close to the camera, it seems that they’re all in the middle of a meeting with one another, trying to discuss what to do while Spot slowly opens the door in the background, letting little light in, although none of the players seem to notice.]
D.VA: So we know he can make portals, that means he can be anywhere at anytime.
N: Way to go genius.
LUIGI: Still, how are we gonna take this guy down. I don’t think he’ll just go down without at least putting up a fight.
NAKANAKA: Believe me, with my powers it is gonna be as easy as snapping a twig.
N: Speaking of powers, Negative Man, do you think you can help draw him out as like bait or something?
NEGATIVE MAN: Why am I the bait?
N: You’re both guys with super-powers right? Certainly makes it easier for you to understand what he’s doing, and if you talk maybe you can gain his trust?
NAKANAKA: I will excuse your pitiful and panicked mind for not recognising my powers as well in this conversation.
NAMI: If they even exist.
[Nakanaka looks ready to leap out towards Nami but before she does, Vivian is able to try and keep her at bat, even if for just a little moment. As the team continue discussing their plans Spot listens on, very very slowly closing the door, and trying his best not to be seen.]
VIVIAN: Whatever the case is, time is ticking.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Exactly, the more time we spend arguing, the more time we’ll stay awake and lose our minds trying to find this damned homunculus.
LUIGI: You know for once you’ve actually suggested something rational. Way to go Plague Knight!
NAMI: Well, anybody got any ideas? It’s not we can just magically know where he is all the time.
D.VA: No… but we can predict where he can be.
[As the heavy door suddenly comes to a close, we cut back to the outside as Spot slowly steps away, now cautious about his next step considering how close he is to another team wanting his head. So instead, he decides to try and do the safer option of just running away, he tilts his head up to the sky and notices the stray spot on the TV from which he entered, blaring static amid the darkness. The camera cuts to a close-up of his ‘face’ as he hears the faint hum of static in the background.]
[This little moment of peaceful thinking is only interrupted by the sound of someone yelling from behind, or more rather screaming as a high pitched wail suddenly erupts from behind, Spot trying his best to see what it is as he turns his head around, the camera following in suit. As he does, the camera shifts to a medium shot as a large rock is suddenly thrown towards his head, disappearing from view before suddenly shooting out from the bottom of the frame.]
[We follow the rock as it suddenly crashes into the assailant’s side, revealing it to be Ibuki as she clutches her hip in pain, her mouth almost foaming slightly before we cut back over to Spot, quickly trying his best to step over but also taking in mind the strange happenings around him.]
SPOT: Oh God, I am so sorry! I didn’t mean for that to happen. Are you hurt? No, that’s a dumb question, of course you’re hurt.
[Suddenly Ibuki rises back up to her feet as if nothing happened, obscuring most of the frame and catching Spot by surprise as he backs away, but as he does it is now Ibuki’s turn to try and explain herself, the camera quickly cutting over to her face as she looks over to the intruder with a curious spark in her energetic eye.]
IBUKI: Wait. Ibuki just wants answers.
SPOT: About what?
IBUKI: Well, you’re not Static Serene, Ibuki knows that for sure, ‘cause…
[She grabs at the metal bangle around her neck, before her hand points over to Spot, the camera zooming in to his blank neck.]
IBUKI: Ibuki just wonders how you even got here.
SPOT: And you thought throwing a rock at me would try and get my attention?
IBUKI: I mean… it did, didn’t it?
[A little cheeky smile carves its way onto Ibuki’s face at Spot’s question, further accompanied by a sigh from the intruder himself.]
SPOT: Okay. Well I haven’t got much time since, y’know, everybody wants my head on a pike for some reason, but I guess I can just give you the cliff not-
IBUKI: Actually Ibuki just wants to know whether you even know where you are.
SPOT: Uh…
[Spot looks up and around at the surrounding area, trying his best to formulate an answer as he places a hand to his hips, trying to appear as if he’s deep in concentration before blurting out his rather novice answer.]
SPOT: Not particularly… some ancient ruin, I guess? Oh, is that what’s going on, like some weird ritual with the people who live here?
IBUKI: No, but boy would that make things more interesting! So… you truly don’t know where you are?
SPOT: I fell from the ceiling and have been stuck trying to get my way out. I just wanna get back home, okay? I have important matters to attend to.
IBUKI: Like what?
[Spot suddenly falls silent, again trying his best to think of a concrete answer, but before he can, the door behind him suddenly opens, causing him to freak out slightly. His head darts down below to the ground as he quickly disappears from the frame, the camera panning around as a few Green Team members step outside, Luigi being the one to recognise the stray remnants of a portal as when his eyes dart down, the camera immediately cuts to a close-up of the inky blot slowly closing up and disappearing.]
LUIGI: Dios mio… We just missed ‘em.
[He looks over towards Ibuki, the camera changing direction to focus in on the girl as she shrugs, much to Luigi’s chagrin. The camera now cuts to a more zoomed-out angle, showing Ibuki, the Green Team, and the dining hall in the background admist the ruins and dust that surround them. The camera continues to zoom out further and further until something suddenly obscure the frame, large and stocky in size, like a mountain. And as the camera cuts around to an alternative angle, it shows a close-up of this mountain, revealing it to be Kuzan, watching on silently as he stares down the camera for a few moments before slowly turning to the left and preparing to walk out of the frame.]
[Before long, we catch up with Spot once more, or rather where he ends up this time as the camera seems fixated on a few members of the Blue Team walking along a straight path within the playing field. Those present include Jimmy, Reagan, Miku and Komasan, the latter riding on Miku’s shoulders as he clutches a big stick, Jimmy meanwhile has a set of brass knuckles around his fists. None of them say a single word to each-other and no sound can be heard, save for the sound of footsteps slong a dirt path. But before long, this silence is indeed broken.]
[Spot suddenly emerges down to the frame in the foreground, his shadow tumbling down like a glob of ink suddenly dripping down as the players stop right in front of them, and Spot slowly gets back up to his feet, groaning once more but stopping once he realises just where he’s ended up. The camera quickly cuts to an alternative angle, the player’s backs to the cameras and Spot is more visible in the foreground as he mumbles to himself.]
SPOT: Well… shoot.
JIMMY: Finally, he shows his ugly mug. Now just come right here pal, you’re long overdue for a knuckle sandwich.
REAGAN: Wow, so cool. Bet you kept yourself awake all night trying to come up with something to say.
JIMMY: S-Shut up!
[Perhaps fueled by Reagan’s sarcastic comment, the camera focuses in on Jimmy as he prepares to take a swing at Spot, but unlike all of the other encounters, Spot is actually prepared and calm, knowing exactly where Jimmy will hit. As he predicted, the boy’s fists lands directly through Spot’s face, in one hole and out the other comes his fist, striking directly from Spot’s chest and hitting Jimmy’s winding him and sending him back.]
[While Jimmy clutches his gut in pain, the camera now switches over to Reagan as her tired eyes dart down to her fallen team-mate and eventually back to Spot, the camera following the same as the inteuder dances slightly on the spot, hyping himself up.]
SPOT: Finally, adrenaline’s kicking in! Now I have the advantage!
[We cut to a close-up of Spot’s face now, the black hole circling around his face taking up any form of light around it as Spot tries his best to taunt whoever is brave enough to take a punch towards him, addressing the camera directly.]
SPOT: C’mon. Hit me! You can knock me down!
[Suddenly, Reagan’s fist comes flying in and hits Spot’s head, but she makes sure not to hit any of his spot and instead sidewinds him, causing him to stumble as the camera cuts away, showing the ensuing fight properly. As he stumbles back, Spot loses what little confidence he had within him, his voice sounding slightly offended and pained, but mostly shocked.]
SPOT: H-Hey! That was a low blow!
[Reagan says no one-liners or quips, and instead continues her assault, kicking Spot with her heels as he yelps out in pain, Komasan and Miku watching on in the background. Before he has the chance to try and make a portal underneath him, his hands are quickly attacked by Komasan, leaping into the frame with a big stick in tow.]
SPOT: Hey! No fair! You can’t go two against one!
MIKU: How about three then?
[Miku’s voice is more excited than her team-mates, trying her best to help out as well as she steps into the frame, her long cyan twintails dangling from the top of the frame as she prepares to kick him in the face. However, unlike Reagan, Miku falls right for Spot’s trap, her leg quickly disappearing and reappearing through a portal in the background as she yelps in surprise, stumbling over Reagan and getting them both onto the floor.]
[The camera cuts over to Reagan and Miku, the former lying on top of the latter while in the background a little yelp from Komasan can be heard. Reagan notices this and throws Miku off of her, but it is too late. In the quick time he had, Spot escapes as the camera barely catches his movements through a portal on the floor, Reagan’s tired eyes growing more frustrated as she shouts out.]
REAGAN: Goddamnit! We were so close!
[As Reagan tries her best to calm down, we pan over to Jimmy as he tries to get himself off of the ground and back onto his feet, his hand reaching for the pocket of his blazer. We cut to a close-up as the hand quickly alternates between this pocket and a lower one, seemingly searching for something but turning up with squat. He later rises back onto his feet and joins the rest of his team-mates before the camera once again cuts back over to the Blue Team’s house.]
[We see a close-up of Caine’s mouth, his pearly whites stretched out wide like they’re ready to be examined by a dentist while his eyes remain solely in the middle, or more rather just one eye, as the other has gone missing. That is until it flies out from the bottom of the frame, striking the other eye and sending that flying, only to be caught by the perimeter of Caine’s novelty jaws, a familiar voice calling out to no-one from off-screen.]
BEN: First try.
[The camera pans back over to Ben as he slowly approaches Caine’s body, but the camera remains fixated on where he originally was, that being the doorway and after a few moments, someone else enters the frame. It turns out to be Rayman, cautiously looking around the dark building as his snout pokes out, clearly trying not to let anyone know he’s around. That attempt at being stealthy is broken however by Ben as he calls out.]
BEN: Oh hey. Mind covering for me?
[Suddenly the camera swivels around to show Rayman, quite annoyed that his cover has been blown before looking back over to Ben. It’s clear from his rather annoyed stare that he doesn’t want to babysit Caine’s corpse of a body, but it seems he has no choice as Ben immediately runs past him, catching the limbless player off-guard.]
RAYMAN: H-Hey! Hold up!
[Ben slams the door right back into Rayman’s face, unfortunately catching his snout in the process as he stumbles back in pain, eyes closed and appearing even more irritated than before as he rubs it softly. The camera suddenly cuts over to a close-up of Rayman’s shoe, tripping slightly behind Caine’s arm just behind him for a brief second before eventually cutting back to a standard close-up of him, screaming and hands flailing as he tumbles down to the floor. The camera shakes with his fall before panning and tilting itself appropriately to focus in on Rayman fully.]
[He stares up at the ceiling, and by extension the camera, for a few moments, a bored and frustrated look within eyes as he sits by himself on the floor, not even bothering to pick himself up as he remains still and motionless. Aside from a few blinks, all the audience is met with is just Rayman and his stare, this silence only stretching on further and further until he finally speaks up.]
RAYMAN: What am I doing with my life?
[The camera suddenly switches to a close-up of Rayman once again, but from the side this time, his eyes staring vacantly at the light above while the rest of his body remains in shadow, murmuring to himself within the darkness.]
RAYMAN: Another show… Another audience watching… I’m never gonna escape that shitty life, am I?
[Rayman grabs one of Caine’s eyes, throwing it up to the camera and trying to strike it down, only for it to fall down and for him to catch it, this cycle repeating a few more times before the camera cuts back to the side shot of Rayman’s face. However, this time, he isn’t alone, as a charismatic voice rings out from behind him.]
CAINE: What’s got you so down in the dumps then?
RAYMAN: It just feels like life is going nowhere, y’know? I’ve been on countless shows back home, and although this isn’t the weirdest one, I’ve felt the most miserable on-set.
CAINE: Well getting kidnapped to compete on this show can’t help.
RAYMAN: I guess.
[Rayman catches the eye in his hands and stares at it for a few moments, the thing nestled in the palm of his hand before the camera cuts to focus in on the eye itself. It remains motionless, but bright, the only object not to be obscured by shadow in the whole shot, but before long it moves as its pupil dilates. Just as it does, Rayman realises who exactly he’s been talking to as he suddenly lets out a scream, throwing the eye in shock. The camera follows the small vision ball as it bounces along the hard metal floor, but before it can stop completely, a gloved hand with a crimson arm attached to it suddenly stretches out, grabbing it firmly within his palm.]
CAINE: Well, how about we make things a bit more entertaining then?
[The hand suddenly recedes like a violent tape measurer back into Caine’s body, Rayman making his way off as the colourful carnival-man rises back to his feet, and rises from the floor, now renewed of life as he stares down to the camera, showing Rayman’s perspective as he looks up at his teammate.]
RAYMAN: Wait. You were alive this whole time?
CAINE: Not entirely, these eyes have seen things that mankind has only ever dreamed of during fevers, but that’s neither here nor there!
[Caine’s hand reaches down to the bottom of the frame as he grabs his hat, a large smile now present around his mouth before the other eye slowly makes its way inside, Caine pretending to chew on it before letting it float about, knocking slightly against the bangle within his jaws. Seeing him up to his usual bizarre tricks, the camera cuts over to Rayman from below, sporting a slightly confident and yet slightly confused smile, pushing aside any of those thoughts for now and going with the flow.]
RAYMAN: Well, great to see ya. Have a feeling you’re gonna be a big help in the challenge.
CAINE: The feeling is mutual my little star attraction!
RAYMAN: You do know what the challenge is, right?
[The camera cuts back over to Caine, staring wide-eyed back at Rayman in silence before cutting over to the man himself, that little smile slowly fading away as he still tries to regain some of his confidence.]
RAYMAN: Never mind, you’ll know as you go along.
CAINE: That’s all I ever need to hear!
[Caine suddenly floats his way over to the left side of the frame, getting closer and closer to Rayman as he stands to the right, the bizarre framing highlighting the contrast between the two as Caine puts his arm around Rayman’s disconnected shoulder.]
CAINE: So… where to first?
[Before Rayman can answer, the camera shakes as a loud boom can be heard in the background, catching the attention of both of them, intrigued by what the hell it could be. Luckily for the audience, we just so happen to cut to the aftermath of what made that explosion, a thick plume of smoke rising up and suffocating the camera with its smog as it rises up to the ceiling. The camera begins to tilt down and reveals a small crater in the middle of the ground, desolate and bare with no-one in sight to witness its maniacal mastery. Before long however, three people start sneaking their way into the frame from below, their details obscured by the smoke until we get a quick medium shot of all three of them together.]
[It’s revealed to be Nacho, Dormin, and Doll, the only human coughing his lungs out while the others remain close to the smoke, not affecting them in the slightest, in fact to Dormin it’s practically another part of them. While the others remain silent, Nacho to the right of the frame starts to speak.]
NACHO: Did you see him? Is he wounded?
DOLL: I think you might have killed him.
NACHO: What? Of course I didn’t kill him. It’s just a small explosion, wouldn’t even put him into a coma.
DORMIN: But it would eviscerate the creature’s legs until they were nothing more but char and ash.
[Nacho goes in closer to inspect the damage, Doll crouching forward slightly and picking up the stray bomb, now nothing more than frayed wires and smoke as her blood-orange eyes stare at the tiny thing, wondering how such a small fry could create a large explosion.]
DOLL: You didn’t kill him, right? Because if you did, I don’t think the host will like you one bit.
NACHO: I’m telling you, he’s alive. We just need to keep an eye out for him.
[Nacho turns his back as the camera follows suit, the human taking up most of the frame as he looks out towards the horizon, squinting his eyes and shielding them from the billowing smoke as he tries to spot his target, speaking to his team-mates in the background as Dormin tilts their head slightly to their right.]
NACHO: Keep an eye out for him okay? He can’t have gone far.
[After a few moments of silence, Dormin breaks it like a nail through cheap plaster, but doing so in their relaxed, almost nonchalant collective voice.]
DORMIN: He’s running away.
NACHO: Where?
[Nacho frantically turns around, running over to Dormin and pointing his head in the same manner they are, the camera keeping up with his movements. But before he or the audience can get even the tiniest glance, Dormin becomes the bearer of bad news.]
DORMIN: He’s gone. We just missed him.
[Nacho prepares to say something, but bites his tongue, instead just raising his arms up to the skies and sighing before placing them on his hips. He looks back to Doll, still fixated on the smoking crater as he steps closer towards her, trying his best to come up with a new plan, as he does, Dormin’s voice echoes out from behind him, stating their opinions towards their escapee.]
DORMIN: On further introspection, he didn’t seem to appear harmed.
NACHO: So you’re telling me he just walked it off like it was no big deal?
DORMIN: Certainly seems that way.
DOLL: Maybe he didn’t even set it off?
NACHO: Well if he didn’t, then what did?
[It’s hard for Nacho to hide the aggrivation within his voice now as he asks question after question, and he’s met with an answer, but not in the form of words but instead a boom behind him, catching him off-guard. We see a smaller plume of smoke rise in the background as Nacho and Doll immediately turn around, an object flying in the background and landing just further away from this plume and disappearing from the frame. The camera shakes suddenly once more as a loud boom can be heard.]
[The camera cuts to a close-up of Nacho, Doll and Dormin to his sides in the background as he tries to wrap his head around whatever those explosions could possibly be from, only to be met with a knight in cloaked armour and a shrill squawk of a voice.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Hold stilll! It’s only chemical trioxide!
[The camera pans slightly to the right as Nacho’s eyes dart in the same direction, revealing Plague Knight in the background, throwing a bomb up and down in his hand as if it were a simple toy ball, clearly ready to strike the vial to the ground once more. Nacho turns around to face him, the thick air of tension clouding the entire scene, but luckily we cut away before things start to choke the audience as we focus in on the Spot once more, walking along an aimless road with smoke rising in the background, missing those bombs altogether as we hear the faint sounds of shouting in the background.]
[As he walks, he looks up to the sky above him once more, the camera following in turn and focusing in on the stray spot on the ceiling, showing nothing but the blaring static, giving away its location amid the sea of disguised screens. We cut back to a close-up of Spot’s face as he continues to walk more and more, mumbling to himself and trying to give himself a brief pep talk.]
SPOT: You can do this. You built a particle accelerator, a deccelerator, and a particle canceller before. With science, you can figure your way out of this mess! I just need one of those bombs behind, and maybe something to propel myself or something to-
[As he walks, we hear the sound of soft crunching under his steps, the sound only getting louder and louder until Spot suddenly hears it too, slowly looking down to the ground. The camera cuts to reveal a bunch of sea-shells lying on the ground, all the same marble or wick-brown colour and the same shape as their cousins next to them. Spot continues to stare at the strange sight before he continues to walk, trying his best to ignore the crunching until he suddenly bumps into someone, trying his best to stay on his toes.]
[He prepares to take a stance as the camera reveals Nami on the other side, holding what appears to be a simple lighter, although she doesn’t seem to have any animosity or ill will in her grip, but that doesn’t help Spot from assuming the worst, trying his best to appear confident.]
SPOT: C’mon! You’ve caught me now, at least try and light me on fire or something. Maybe I’m flammable? Maybe I’m inflammable? Both of them mean the same thing anyway, technically speaking. So come on, why don’t you find out?
[Nami just stands there motionless, looking down at the seashells below her and the lighter in her hand before strangely dropping it, stepping away and confusing Spot slightly and shattering what little confidence he had. The camera focuses in on Nami as she hugs the right side of the frame, walking away while Spot gets further and further away from view.]
SPOT: H-Hey! Come on! You can win whatever stupid challenge you guys are doing! You’re just leaving me here to escape?
[The camera now switches its perspective, showing Spot as he tightly hugs the left side of the frame, while Nami squats down at the ground, looking down at the broken seashells on the ground before trying to piece them together, not saying a word. The camera cuts back over to a close-up of Spot as he just stares into the camera before opening up a portal underneath him, taking his chance to escape.]
[The camera pans down and follows his movements as the scene suddenly switches to a dark landscape, Spot barely visible within the black shroud, although strangely his breath can be seen as he looks around, shivering.]
SPOT: Geez, i-it’s freezing… Must be underground. Now, where the heck is the ladder out of here?
[We hear the sound of gentle footsteps and hands tapping and patting without any sense of direction in the darkness, before long however that pitch-black is swept away by a sudden burst of bright white light, revealing Spot to be standing in a living room, the TV and its static on full blast as he tries to shield his eyes, his shallow breaths now even more visible to the naked eye.]
[As he recovers and looks over to the static, we hear the slow sound of footsteps behind him, the camera panning around to a close-up of Spot as he stares at the static, something or more rather someone becoming more noticeable in the light as they approach closer to their prey. Eventually, the light shines off of their goggles and their face and front body is clearly visible behind the pasty intruder, revealing it to be none other than Kuzan. Spot slowly turns his head, but before he gets to face him, Kuzan suddenly punches him in the back, sending him forward towards the camera.]
[He lands directly on the TV, hunched slightly and groaning as he tries his best to defend himself from this hulking behemoth. He slowly gets back up to his feet, his head darting around and trying his best to find a way out, until his legs scramble towards the nearby door, slipping on the icy floor below as the camera follows his movements. He tries his best to get off of the slippery floor, bolting into the hallway with Kuzan slowly stalking him from behind, the camera then cuts over to the front door as Spot tries his best to open it.]
[The handle bolts and buckles, but no matter what Spot just can’t get it open and due to the stress of the situation, he doesn’t think of just making his escape using one of the spots. The camera cuts to the outside, revealing a large number of debris huddled near the door, blocking the exit as it lies in a pile of frost, frozen to the ground. When we cut back, we follow Kuzan from his side as he slowly approaches towards Spot, inching closer and closer while he tries desperately to escape from whatever capture Kuzan has in mind.]
SPOT: Come on, come on!!!
[Spot’s tone gets more furious and panicked as he tries to pound at the door, shaking his fists in pain as he reels back and the camera cuts back over to him, until he suddenly hears a strange muffled voice on the other side.]
CAINE: Excuse me. Do you need some help?
[Spot thinks for just a moment, trying to see whether it could be a trick, but with Kuzan getting just a few footsteps away from him, he can only think rationally for a millisecond before answering the voice on the other side, not caring who or what it could be.]
SPOT: Yes!
CAINE: Okay then, one second please!
[We suddenly hear a loud muffled sound on the other side of the door, like a million things crashing down from the sky at a distance shortly followed by a scream of pain, and before long, the door swings open as Spot runs free and exits the dark abode. As he scrambles out the door, the camera soon follows him as if nothing is in the way as he lands on the front porch, exhausted and losing adrenaline as he tries to catch his breath. The porch is noticeably bare, a fact that Spot only realises seconds after, until he notices that same mound of trash in the distance, the camera quickly showing his perspective as that dusty debris is now nothing but a distant sight.]
[However, not a second after, something suddenly rises right to his eyes as Caine flies in front of him, keeping a close eye as his teeth graze Spot’s head, causing him to take a step back while Caine continues being his usual jovial and charismatic self.]
CAINE: No need to thank me! Just simply doing one of my jobs around here. Are you okay?
[Spot notices the bangle floating and bobbing around near Caine’s eyes, so is naturally hesitant to try and answer him, meanwhile Caine just floats about staring directly into Spot’s cavernous face, the two men continue to stare at each-other in silence, before Caine does what he always does and breaks his silence.]
CAINE: Aww, and here I thought we’d relate to one another. Oh well!
[Despite Caine’s defeated tone and his slightly slumped posture, he returns back to his usual chipper form before suddenly whistling through his teeth, the jaws biting down on his fingers as the high-pitched whistle sounds for only just the two of them to hear. Spot just sits there, slowly rising up to his feet as he looks over to the horizon, and as he does, he notices a figure in the distance, too blurry and too far away to make out any defining features, but unmistakablely there, along with a strange swooshing noise.]
[Suddenly, a white blur appears in the middle of the frame, only getting closer and faster with each rising second, before eventually, it covers the entire frame and we hear the sound of Spot getting punched down to the door behind him. The blur slowly reveals itself to be a fist: Rayman’s fist, before cutting over to him in the distance, now Caine and Spot being nothing more than a blur as Caine shouts in the distance.]
CAINE: A for effort!
[Rayman’s otherwise proud expression quickly falls to one of slight irritation once more before Caine suddenly flies over to Rayman’s position for just a quick second, going at what appears to be mach speed before zooming back over to Spot once more. As he lies on the floor, still reeling from the punch, Caine slowly comes back into frame as he and Spot lock eyes once more. When the camera cuts back over to Caine, we notice he now has a fish net looped tightly around his fingers, spinning it around like a cat’s cradle before throwing the thing over Spot.]
SPOT: What the-?
[Despite Spot’s confusion and eventual protests, Caine makes sure to wrap the net tightly around his body, ensnaring him within its thread before grabbing the top, Spot inside struggling and trying his best to get our, which Caine sees.]
CAINE: Now now, don’t struggle! It only makes things worse…
[Suddenly, Caine’s arm twists and turns, spinning the net and Spot around as he reels to throw it over in the distance, and when he lets go he sends Spot dlying over at the mound, hooking it onto a loose metal pole, leaving the intruder dangling in the air. Rayman remains to the bottom of the frame as he looks up, Spot still spinning slightly and swaying back and forth within the net with no chance of making a quick escape.]
RAYMAN: How in the hell?
[Before Rayman can get an answer for his question, a loud siren suddenly blares throughout the playing field, similar to the one before the challenge even started, catching Rayman off-guard. The camera cuts back to all of the players and their individual groups, even if they were busy with something already, before ending finally on Caine and Kuzan as he steps outside, a little hint of frustration present within his otherwise vacant stare to the camera. The camera cuts over to Spot and Rayman as a sudden spotlight shines on the both of them, catching them off-guard as the host’s voice booms across the ruined fields.]
HOST: Attention players. The intruder has finally been caught. And as a result, we must now announce the results of this challenge. We advise you all to come to the provided spotlight for the ceremony, but for now we shall say this. The winner of this challenge, and subsequent reward… is the Blue Team.
RAYMAN: Ay, nice!
[Rayman gives a toothy grin and pumps his fist in the air, the other now slowly making its way back over to its body, before long the camera cuts back over to Caine and Kuzan as the host continues.]
HOST: As we stated previously, the rankings will be determined from the distance of the captured inteuder. So, as a result, we must announce that the Red Team is also safe from elimination. The Green Team however, will not be so lucky…
[Caine floats back over to Kuzan, bumping his floating small shoulder with his boulderous shoulder as Caine grins from molar to molar.]
CAINE: Thank you for helping us out! You played your part beautifully!
KUZAN: I had a part?
[The camera focuses entirely on Spot for its final shot, showing an extreme close-up of the black void making his face before zooming out further and further as the host addresses everyone.]
HOST: Now, as punishment, we will leave the fate of this intruder up to our audience, to see whether he will make it as a permanent fixture on the show going forward. They must also decide on the fate of our players now, and this time, two shall be rewarded, and two shall leave. The choice however, is up to them entirely…
[The camera finally becomes static as the frame shows Spot now acceoting defeat within his cage, while Rayman just leans back against the rubble, satisfied with his work while the spotlight shines on both of them, a beacon of light against a pitch-black backdrop as the host closes things out.]
HOST: The players’ fates are once again in the hands of our audience, we trust you’ll make a wise decision. So for now, we at the Static Serene bid you farewell and a fond adieu…
Notes:
First of all everyone, so so sorry for making this chapter take so long! Truth be told I had been feeling quite nervous of actually releasing this, thinking nobody would care about it since it released so late, and along those stresses I had to handle writing and making a short film for college, which makes things even more stressful for me.
But thankfully, it is finally released! And all I can really hope for now is that you guys like it! I know it’s rushed in some parts, especially in this chapter, and some parts weren’t all that thrilling, but I hope some of you out there enjoy it! But enough about my grievances, it’s time for you guys to vote! Think carefully about your next move because two players will be rewarded, and two players shall be punished!
The link to the poll is right here! Happy voting! (and as a sign of good grace, I’m going to extend the deadline to the 12th of April!) https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dCTjD--oF1A4YOOo8Ljd73o0If9DG1hq39nK4hIeIYk/edit
As always, hope you enjoy reading the chapter! Whether you like it or not, make sure to tell me all about it in the comments. I’m thinking of taking a break from this fic for April, but don’t think I’ll take a break from writing anytime soon so stay tuned!
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[STATIC SERENE FILE-3738 / Q-01]
SUBJECT: Episode Q-03
INTERVIEWEES: The Seer / The Reaper / The Star / The Idiot / The Lovers
[UNNECESSARY INFORMATION HAS BEEN STRUCK FROM THIS RECORD. ANY ATTEMPTS TO LEAK THIS TO ANY UNRELATED PARTIES OR WORLDS ARE MET WITH THE HARSHEST SEVERITY. BE SAFE, DO NOTHING, SAY NOTHING.]
PRELUDE
LOVERS: Do we have to stay for too long? Me and my beloved have plans. Isn’t that right, dear? [Yeeeahh…]
SEER: He doesn’t seem so confident.
LOVERS: What would you know about love? You’re just a kid!
REAPER: Let’s keep this civil for now, okay. We have a job to do, so when you’re done you can go back home and do whatever it is you do with that key of yours.
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PLAYER THOUGHTS- Q-19 [GRAVES, Ashley]
DESCRIPTION: Subject is human woman, 20, caucasian, black hair and of average height. Dresses mostly in black, painting herself as some goth e-girl stereotype but failing at it. Lives in crappy apartment with brother, and has done… questionable acts, along the lines of manipulation, murder, cannibalism, and extremes such as incest. Possessing, an extremely manipulative mind, subject appears to be a prime candidate for the show, even if her hobbies are not suitable to film.
REAPER: Alright, so anybody wanna throw their hat in the ring first?
[Entire room goes silent as [THE REAPER] clears their throat.]
REAPER: Okay, guess I’m up first. It’s almost as if none of you even keep up with this show.
LOVERS: It’s not like I want to!
REAPER: Anyways, Ms. Graves! What a… well, not troubled soul, but I find it a little bit of a shame to see her go first above everyone else. After reading her file I thought we wouldn’t let people like her go to waste.
IDIOT: After reading her file I was glad to see her go out first, I mean what kinda girl does that to her own mom?
SEER: Her, apparently. I just hope those spirits are at rest now.
IDIOT: Including hers? I mean she fucked her brother too dude, that’s like, ewww.
LOVERS: It’s animalistic, not like our love. [[THE LOVERS], need I remind you you’re constantly eating rats?] T-That’s because we have to!
STAR: Um, can we get back on track now? I kind of want to hear everyone’s thoughts.
LOVERS: [Well if you ask me, someone’s gotta go out first, and well, she was just unlucky.]
SEER: Is it really luck? Perhaps it’s fate.
STAR: Well, whatever the case may be, I can’t help but be a little bit sad when someone leaves on shows like these. You have to imagine what their life will be like when they leave the studio. It’s an almost sobering thought.
SEER: But I thought the whole point was that [REDACTED]
STAR: Well, yes that too, but I kind of don’t want to remember the whole [REDACTED] thing.
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PLAYER THOUGHTS: Q-06 [ADEL, Coco]
DESCRIPTION: Subject is human woman, 25, caucasian, natural brown hair with red dyed streak in bang. Never seen without sunglasses, beret, and a strange combination of fashion and militarywear. Comes from Uni-9842, alongside other winners, has been trained to deal and slaughter monsters, usually preferring to deal with them with barrages of bullets. Possesses catty personality, and well trained in combat, these combine into a rather unique combination befitting of a place in the show.
LOVERS: [You know I didn’t used to look like this, I was originally a battle axe, driving whoever I touched mad with bloodlust and the thrill of battle.]
SEER: But you still talked?
IDIOT: I’m surprised it even can with those lips stitched together.
REAPER: We’re getting off topic again, let’s make a point about this next unlucky player.
LOVERS: [I was! You just didn’t let me finish!]
REAPER: Oh, sorry. Go ahead.
STAR: Were you gonna say something about her combat expertise?
LOVERS: [Oh yeah, although I can see with her scrawny arms that she would never be able to lift me as good as [THE LOVERS] can.] Don’t flatter me, darling.
SEER: Is she going for some kind of statement? I’ve never seen someone wear actual bullets before?
IDIOT: Maybe it’s to make sure she doesn’t lose ‘em! Like tying a string around your finger so you don’t forget something!
SEER: Is… Is that a real thing?
REAPER: More common than you’d think. Although I don’t think anymoe much cared for her little fashion statement considering she went out early.
STAR: Hey, wasn’t this around the time we started getting warned about the cheater?
LOVERS: We? [We were never told about this.]
STAR: Well apparently some person tried to rig the votes to make sure somebody they liked stayed for longer.
IDIOT: Oh, was it like a one time thing or?
STAR: Oh know, nearly half of the votes last time were just from this cheater. Completely frazzled the servers a little bit so it was shut down pretty quickly.
[Everybody stares at [THE STAR] as she awkwardly fidgets in her seat.]
STAR: Did I uh… I said something bad there. Didn’t I?
IDIOT: No, not at all. It’s just kinda strange that you knew all about this. I thought you were only a special appearance on like Season-
REAPER: Okay, we’ve derailed this long enough. Final thoughts on the woman with sunglasses?
SEER: Maybe if she stuck around for a bit longer, she could use those bullets around her in a challenge.
REAPER: They’re not paintball pellets, they’re real bullets. I’ve seen so many over the years I can tell a dude from a fake like night and day.
SEER: Oh, well maybe she could have participated in some fashion show challenge and won then?
LOVERS: There’s no point thinking about the ‘what ifs’.
IDIOT: Yeah yeah exactly. Hey can we move things along? I kinda have someplace to be in a little bit.
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PLAYER THOUGHTS: Q-24 [TO BE RELEASED]
DESCRIPTION: [TO BE RELEASED]
SEER: Okay next up… [REDACTED]
LOVERS: Not surprised [REDACTED]’s out, I mean, [REDACTED] taste in fashion is awful. Who wears a [REDACTED]?
REAPER: Who wears shorts in place of a top?
LOVERS: I-It’s fashionable! You’re just dressed in some cheap black cape!
REAPER: And it suits me.
IDIOT: Ladies, ladies. Both of ya can talk about fashion later but we’re here to talk about this [REDACTED], right?
STAR: Indeed. It’s pretty surprising that [REDACTED]’s out this early.
SEER: Why do you say that?
REAPER: Is it because [REDACTED]’s a [REDACTED] or whatever its called?
IDIOT: Because people find [REDACTED] hot?
[Everyone silently stares at [THE IDIOT] as he raises his arms out defensively.]
IDIOT: I’m not saying I do! I’m just saying, someone’s gotta-
STAR: No no stop please stop talking, just stop. But no, it’s not for any of those reasons. It’s because [REDACTED] the first challenge.
SEER: Ooh yeah. I guess I sorta forgot about that… Sorry.
STAR: There’s no need to apologise, it feels like these episodes take forever to watch.
SEER: I swear they must not be editing it down, they’re gonna show every second if they have to.
IDIOT: Y’know, I’m not all that surprised really. After that first challenge, what did [REDACTED] even do? Huh?
[ [THE LOVERS] tries to speak up, but before they can, [THE IDIOT] continues without a second thought.]
IDIOT: Exactly, point proven! Next!
LOVERS: [But-] Don’t worry dear, he isn’t worth it. Especially not as a body to house you in. You deserve only the best!
REAPER: If you truly believe that, you’d-
[ [THE LOVERS] leaps out of her chair and scratches [THE REAPER] ’s face, retreating away while [THE REAPER] slinks back in his chair, casting a death glare towards her, everyone watches with concern.]
REAPER: I’m fine. Never went down with just a simple scratch to the face.
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PLAYER THOUGHTS: Q-27 [TO BE RELEASED]
DESCRIPTION: [TO BE RELEASED]
REAPER: Ah yes. This one.
IDIOT: Can you even remember the [REDACTED]’s name, old man?
LOVERS: Can You? I bet there isn’t even a single braincell in that head of yours, you’d be an awful choice for my [THE LOVERS].
REAPER: Swear to God, can I get one meeting that doesn’t just devolve into people bickering on shit that doesn’t matter?
STAR: Okay, let’s just stop and breathe for a little while, and collect our thoughts.
LOVERS: What good will that do?
STAR: It’ll make us all calm down and allow for a calm environment in which we can speak our minds clearly. But on this player, not anything else, okay?
LOVERS: [Well I don’t have a problem with it. [THE LOVERS]?] …Fine.
IDIOT: I’m already calm so I’ll just go ahead and say it, I didn’t watch the last episode so uh… I dunno about [REDACTED], can barely even remember [REDACTED].
REAPER: [REDACTED] weren’t exactly the most spontaneous, was [REDACTED]? I mean [REDACTED] met [REDACTED] at the start, but [REDACTED] didn’t really do much anything else.
STAR: Well, that’s kind of pessimistic. The Static Serene had to have brought in [REDACTED] for a reason if they think [REDACTED] worthy of competing on the show.
SEER: Or maybe [REDACTED] was plucked without warning? That’s how they got me…
IDIOT: I like [REDACTED]. It’s a nice color, could easily wear them in the summer.
LOVERS: I don’t get everyone’s fascination with sunlight. [Oh, here we go again.] It’s blinding, scars the skin, and is just an overall nightmare. Why do so many idiots flock over to bask in its heinous glory? Well, apart from you, I guess, you’re quite pale.
SEER: M-Me?
[ [THE LOVERS] nod at [THE SEER] ’s question as [THE SEER] slumps back into his chair, feeling put on the spot before speaking.]
SEER: I mean, I don’t enjoy hot weather but uh… W-We’re getting distracted.
STAR: We always are, aren’t we?
[She clears her throat before speaking again.]
STAR: On reflection, I am pretty sure [REDACTED] was the one who that cheater wanted to remain in the show.
REAPER: Why [REDACTED] out of everyone? Shellshock, maybe?
[ [THE REAPER] opens up his mouth as he lets silence fill the room, before backpedaling and trying to explain his joke.]
REAPER: Cause, [REDACTED]… And, [REDACTED]… Eh, whatever.
LOVERS: [You gotta pick out better dad jokes.] That thing’s a father?!
SEER: Well anyway, should we maybe talk about [REDACTED]’s perform-
IDIOT: Oh! I get it! Shell-shock! ‘Cause of [REDACTED]!
[Both [THE IDIOT] and [THE REAPER] make an ‘ehhhhhh’ noise that fills the entire room as they appreciate the marvel of the subpar pun, before [THE IDIOT] reclines back in his chair.]
IDIOT: Anyway!
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PLAYER THOUGHTS: Q-28 [WILY, Albert]
DESCRIPTION: Subject is adult human male, 62, Caucasian, white hair. Like all trustworthy and definitely not evil scienetists, he primarly wears a labcoat and his inventions have his insignia of a skull freshly painted on. Scouted by Static Serene for vast intellect, especially with robotics, unknowingly signing contract under guise of funding for next line of ‘robot masters’.
LOVERS: I swear, once we make it out of here, I’ll find you the best body possible~ [[THE LOVERS]?] One that’s all nice and muscular, so you can wield the sharpest blades and drink delicious blood! [[THE LOVERS]!] And also in bed, we can even-! [LISTEN TO ME! PEOPLE ARE WATCHING!]
[It’s revealed that the two’s conversation was in the middle of an already present conversation about Wily, although [THE LOVERS] doesn’t seem to mind.]
LOVERS: Forget about them! I need to focus on you, my darling!
STAR: Something about them just gives me the creeps! can’t explain it.
REAPER: You’re telling me seeing an anaemic woman with hair wrapped like a mummy and hair dyed like the Statue of Liberty fawning over a talking key is something unexplainable?
IDIOT: I mean we were just talking about old Dr. Adolf Willy a few seconds ago.
SEER: It’s Wily.
REAPER: And he’s not that old. Younger than me even.
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PLAYER THOUGHTS: P-22 [REDACTED]
DESCRIPTION: Subject is [REDACTED]. Dressing rather [REDACTED], [REDACTED] talent is no doubt seen whenever people take a listen to [REDACTED]. Placed [REDACTED] chose to [REDACTED] and use [REDACTED] talents.
IDIOT: Okay this is… uhh… Gimme a sec.
SEER: It’s-
[ [THE IDIOT] raises out his hand as he rubs his temples, trying his best to remember before [THE SEER] quietly speaks back up.]
SEER: It’s [REDACTED] did pretty good in the last game.
IDIOT: Wait, yeah, of course! It’s [REDACTED], the winner!
SEER: No, [REDACTED] won.
[ [THE IDIOT] sinks back in his chair frustrated before [THE SEER] clears his throat.]
SEER: [REDACTED] was pretty good last time, [REDACTED] was probably my bet on who’d win.
REAPER: And yet [REDACTED] didn’t. Damn shame.
[ [THE REAPER] moves in closer to [THE SEER] , while the younger guest moves back, possibly out of fear as [THE REAPER] stares right at him.]
REAPER: You watched the last game as well? Interesting.
STAR: I haven’t watched any since I last showed up.
IDIOT: Same here.
LOVERS: [We didn’t even know this was still going after we competed.]
REAPER: Well, that there’s the magic. Seeing all kinds of characters from all walks of life, staring into each-other’s soul, waiting desperately to get the chance to rise, when in reality the strings strung to them dance to a different, more populated tune. The sound of fingers typing away on keyboards, the faint breath of the rising sun after an all-nighter, deciding the fates of-
STAR: Um, excuse me, Mr. [THE REAPER]? Can you back away a bit, I think you’re scaring him.
[ [THE REAPER] scoots back in his seat, still keeping an eye on [THE SEER] while he looks otherwise, [THE STAR] looking relieved.]
STAR: There, much better!
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PLAYER THOUGHTS: Q-29 [THE SPOT]
DESCRIPTION: Subject is pure white with black spots around their body, possible human origin. Biologically sexless but speaks in male tone of voice. Shows ability to create portals from his own body, although clearly isn’t in control of them. Has panicked, sometimes cowardly personality, portals possess trans-dimensional capabilities as he was able to enter the silo and interfere with TSSGS.
STAR: Hey, wait- isn’t that-
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PLAYER THOUGHTS: Q-30 [TO BE RELEASED]
DESCRIPTION: [TO BE RELEASED]
Notes:
Hello everyone, sorry for randomly disappearing for a month and a half. That hiatus took longer than I originally planned, and it’s kinda still going on. I promised that this month, I’d go ahead and write the newest episode but unfortunately college work and personal stuff was just a bigger project I needed to work on more than Static Serene. But, now that that’s sorted out, I knew some of you were itching to get your monthly fix of TSSGS, so I whipped up this in my spare time!
This chapter features a few members of the Static Serene itself, some of who may even appear in the show itself as guest hosts, only time will tell. And if you recognise who they are, good for you, and if you can name all five down below in the comments, you get the satisfaction of knowing all five characters down in the comments!
Again, sorry for taking so long to just make something other than the occasional Guilty Gear story, but rest assured, production on Episode 4 will start very very soon, don’t you worry, it’ll be out in June (most likely, God I hope it is). If you like what you read here, thanks, and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments below! There’s no poll this time to vote anybody out, so just be chill!
Thank you for reading, hope to see you soon, hope I didn’t mess anything up while posting, and have a good day!
Chapter 8: Episode 4, Part 1- Interfering
Summary:
Oh boy, those darn static serene are up to those gosh-darn shenanigans again, people gettin voted out, and the teams swapping oh me on my
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[The episode opens with a straight-forward shot of the sky, or in this case, the ceiling, dark, drab and miserable as the sound of still air blowing faintly past the camera plays, before long we hear the sound of whistling as the camera carefully tilts down, slowly moving to reveal John, a hunting rifle in his hands with a blade wrapped around its tip. His movements are careful, methodical, as his dark eyes scour the surrounding plains. The camera quickly cuts over to his point of view, seeing nothing but drab grey rubble all around as he keeps his ragged breaths low.]
JOHN: Come on out, son… Not gonna hurt you…
[He continues to mumble to himself as the camera quickly cuts to a shot of him from the side, slowly creeping like a hunter in the woods, before the sound of pebbles hitting the ground cracks him out of his concentration, turning around and aiming his sights on the camera. He remains still, the camera focusing on a close-up of his face as he tries to regain his concentration again, slowly stepping forward into the unknown while the sounds of rocks banging and cracking the ground can be heard in the distance.]
[He continues to move slowly and methodically, the camera cutting in-between close-up shots and POV shots, but before long he manages to set his sight on something – eyes crackling wide as he raises his gun to fire before slowly moving it down, speaking to whoever or whatever is off-screen.]
JOHN: Goddamnit- What are you doing?
[The camera snaps around to reveal Gojo, lounging on a large rock, looking up to the sky with a smile on his face, meanwhile John just looks at him annoyed.]
JOHN: Come on, we gotta catch this guy!
GOJO: Do we?
JOHN: Do w- Of course, that’s the entire challenge! We gotta find this intruder and send him back from where he came!
GOJO: ‘We’? Huh, I don’t think it takes eight people to take down just one guy. Seven or less, maybe, Nine or more, definitely. And besides, I don’t wanna make things too easy y’know? Let everyone else have a chance this time around.
[Gojo barely edges his body off the rock as he looks over to John, still holding the gun close to his chest as the two men stare each-other down, not saying a word until Gojo points to the gun.]
GOJO: What are you gonna do, shoot him?
[The camera cuts back over to John as he lowers the gun slightly, his shoulders shifting just a little as he now busies himself with Gojo instead of his target.]
JOHN: Well, shoot or stab. That’s why I fixed the blade on there.
GOJO: Good strategy. After all, we both know there aren’t any bullets inside.
[At Gojo’s little remark, John moves down to unload the gun, the camera following suit, but before he can reach inside, a shower of large bullets trickle down the foreground, John looking up at the sound of metal clanking against stone and fixing his eyes on Gojo, stray bullets lazily flowing down his open palm.]
GOJO: Took ‘em out already. Don’t want to risk someone getting careless and causing some friendly fire, y’know. Not saying you would.
JOHN: Can you just take this seriously? This might just be our chance to win, at least try and look for him.
GOJO: You’re right, I’m sorry.
[Recovering from his slightly sarcastic tone, Gojo shouts up to the heavens as he screams, making his location known.]
GOJO: HEEEEY!!! PORTAL GUY!!! WE’RE HERE!!!
[The camera cuts to a close-up of his face as John’s hand slowly creeps into the frame, grabbing the healthier human’s mouth as he immediately splutters, bolting upright as the camera zooms out, focusing now on the two men. John slowly removes his hand while Gojo spits nearby in disgust, trying to get something out of his mouth.]
GOJO: Man, I think some of your dead skin got in my mouth… Ehhh… You haven’t got any diseases, have you?
JOHN: If I did would that convince you to get up off that rock and try?
[Gojo remains silent, thinking for a moment before stepping off the rock, the camera cutting to a close-up of his feet as he lands on the ground before slowly tilting up. It looks like Gojo is about to take the first step into trying for this challenge before his body slowly leans back on the large rock.]
GOJO: Nah.
[John facepalms and sighs heavily before turning around, the camera following his movements before suddenly Gojo calls out to him.]
GOJO: You gotta learn to take this game easy. I mean, we’re all gonna lose anyway. Why delay the inevitable?
[Gojo’s words cause John to stop in his tracks once more, the camera shifting around as John’s face takes up most of the frame, with Gojo in the back filling the rest, continuing his strangely pessimistic words.]
GOJO: What’s the point in trying your hardest if fate’s just gonna slap you in the face for it?
[Suddenly, the two of them are caught off-guard by the sound of a distant siren blaring in the distance, as John’s eyes slowly crick upwards, the beacon of light from before has now been raised signifying that the challenge is over as we abruptly cut away from the two men.]
[The camera instead focuses in on Spot’s face as he remains in the net, not attempting to move or escape in the slightest as the camera slowly pulls back, revealing Rayman and Caine nearby. Rayman’s trying to poke Spot to wake him up, but only aims for the blots on his skin, causing him to poke himself, meanwhile Caine is speaking to some of the other contestants off-screen, his voice as rambunctious and cheerful as ever.]
CAINE: And then, just when I thought I was on the brink of death, suddenly BLAM! He swooped in right out of nowhere and saved the day! I was really chattering my teeth out there!
[The camera cuts over to reveal who he’s talking to; revealing it to be Noelle, Ben, and Miku, each listening on with varying degrees of interest as Miku is utterly captivated, while Noelle looks away, playing with her hair slightly, all the while Caine continues to speak.]
CAINE: And that, my dear audience, is how we managed to save the day and win the challenge!
BEN: So, all of it was true?
CAINE: Absolutely, yes, without a shadow of a doubt. Ask Rayman if you don’t believe me!
[Ben peers over slightly to his limbless teammate before the camera cuts over to him, his hand now poking at the white pasty skin of the intruder while Ben calls out.]
BEN: Hey, Rayman! Is it true that you tried to bash that guy’s brains in?
[Rayman stops for just a moment, his stare unusually becomes just a little more tense as he looks up to Ben.]
RAYMAN: Who… Who told you that?
BEN: Caine. He said the Spot guy took you by surprise and you tried beating him to an inch of his life, and then he had to calm you down.
[Rayman suddenly snaps out of it before looking at Ben, confused, before clearing the air.]
RAYMAN: Ohhh… What? No, that’s not what happened! I-
[Before Rayman can answer, the robotic body of the host slowly stomps into frame, cutting the rope from the heap of junk and catching Rayman by surprise. As the bag moves down to the ground, Spot suddenly gains consciousness as a portal below opens up, swallowing him from sight. But his scream can still be heard from afar as he suddenly reappears from above – an identical hole now present just above as he’s trapped in a loop, getting faster and faster. The camera zooms out as everyone else watches, the camera cutting to a few groups for their reactions.]
D.VA: Why does that look kinda fun?
LUIGI: Yeah, it’s like a theme park ride. Don’t think I’d have the stomach for it though.
JIMMY: If he vomits do you think it’s gonna be out the hole on his face or somewhere else?
BEN: Like what, his ass?
KOMASAN: I’d rather not have that image in my head, thank ya.
MILLIE: Just lookin’ at him go’s makin’ me feel dizzy…
DORMIN: Do you need support?
MILLIE: Nah nah, I’ll be fine. How about you, Sayori?
[Sayori gets too dizzy just watching Spot and falls to the ground, her body thumping down just off-camera while Millie and Dormin look at her. Before long, the camera focuses in on a close-up of Spot, going through the portal time and time again, getting faster and faster as he yells out.]
SPOT: Hey! One of you grab this thing, please!
[After a few more moments his request is granted as sharp fingers suddenly reach in from the holes of the net, holding it in place, but due to the kinetic motion, the net starts to spin around the fingers, the camera zooming out to reveal the host grabbing the net as it slowly rests in the points of their hand. Spot is partly-upside down, his limbs outstretched and out of the net itself, but not doing anything to resist.]
[The camera cuts away to a side-profile shot of the host, their head thin and mechanical in the foreground, while in the background Wily and Ibuki slowly come into view, the latter immediately noticing the intruder as she runs up to him, curiosity in her eyes, the camera following along with her movements as she gets up close and personal to him.]
IBUKI: So… we finally meet at last…
SPOT: We met like 20 minutes ago.
IBUKI: Did we? Feels like a whole month or two to Ibuki. Maybe longer.
SPOT: If you’re gonna come and gloat can you at least do it from a distance like your friend there?
WILY: Not a friend, more like a prisoner!
SPOT: Sorry, like your prisoner there?
HOST: Enough.
[All goes silent as we cut to a close-up of the host’s face, showing the usual static before cutting to a familiar sight as a shadowy silhouette watches on, the distorted voice of a husk going through as we hear the quiet sound of footsteps and pebbles being kicked as Wily and Ibuki move away. As they do, the host continues, the camera slowly zooming out.]
HOST: Now, as I’m sure all of you know by now, this challenge was quite… unexpected, to say the least. Which is why we took a gamble and raised the stakes. Well, now the time has come from some to reap the rewards…
[The camera pans over to the Blue Team, looking quite proud of themselves, especially Rayman as he pats himself on the back, before slowly swishing over to the Green Team, a rather tired and bunged-up looking Plague Knight on the floor as his mask pokes from the ground and into the frame.]
HOST: …and others to receive the scraps… And some are lucky enough to sit idly by…
[The camera then cuts to the Red Team, looking around at each-other as John and Gojo slowly make their way back into the group.]
HOST: …For now at least.
[We cut to a new angle from the Host’s side, their hand slowly moving up to reveal Spot as he takes centre stage in the net, his black maw of a face inadvertently staring right into the camera as he listens to the host’s words.]
HOST: The time had come to reveal what fate has in store for this unexpected ‘guest host’.
SPOT: Great…
HOST: But before we can get to that, we have something important to address.
[The camera chooses now to fixate entirely on the host as they stare it down, the camera slowly zooming in on them as they make their announcement.]
HOST: We were lucky to receive a wide amount of votes from our audience, or at least, we thought so. It seems that one particular voter has been rigging the votes in their favour, using duplicate accounts. As a result, all suspected votes from them have been barred, and any future votes they make will not be counted. They are effectively banned from the show, and we shall no longer acknowledge them as a special member of our audience. If you are listening, let this be a lesson. That and you being racist and an overall black hole that sucks up enjoyment doesn’t help either.
[Silence is heard throughout the field as the camera quickly snaps back into position, Spot now hanging in the frame as he looks over to the host.]
SPOT: Any more warnings you want to give out, or can we get this over with?
[After Spot’s sarcastic remark, the camera focuses on the host’s screen, the picture transforming like usual to show a red circle, we focus on this particular frame as the host’s distorted voice continues to blare out to the contestants.]
HOST: For our polls we managed to scrape together 25 votes, however while we tried our best to get rid of votes from they who shall not be acknowledged further, some are dubious. Now, for our first poll, the audience has made the decision on whether they would like this guest host to remain on the show.
[The camera cuts between close-ups of the host and Spot, both technically expressionless, but still displaying some form of emotion as they look over to each-other.]
HOST: As always, if you receive more than 50% of the audience’s vote, then you shall remain. Any less, and the opposite will occur. With that being said, the audience has decided that “The Spot” shall…
[After a brief moment of silence, a blue line appears, quickly slashing at the pie as it goes clockwise, making a significant portion of it blue, however just before it reaches a third of the way through, it stops in place. The camera shifts back over to The Spot as he looks on in confusion, Dr. Wily and Ibuki just in the background as the latter looks to Spot with a rare look of slight sadness.]
SPOT: Wait, so, what does that mean?
HOST: It means, with only 32% of the vote, you have failed to gain the audience’s favour. And as a result, you will be terminated from the show.
SPOT: Damnit. Ah well, least I get to leave, right?
HOST: Yes. You do.
[The Host quickly drops Spot down to the ground, making sure that a portal doesn’t spawn underneath him as he lets out an ‘oof’ from the impact. We quickly cut to a shot with the host starting over towards the Blue Team, the back of their head mostly in the foreground while the motley crew are shown in the background. It isn’t long before they get more focus as the camera zooms in on them, just as the host begins to address them.]
HOST: Now. It’s time to move on to the ‘reward poll’. Blue Team, you have been quite fortunate thus far when compared to the other teams, and today is no exception. As all of you know by now, two players will be rewarded tonight instead of just one, which means that there’s a more probable chance that you may get something as a reward.
[During the host’s speech, the camera cuts back and forth between close-ups of the Blue Team as they talk amongst themselves, some saying nothing, and others just wanting to get it over with. We focus in particular on Reagan and Yukong, the former looking extremely tired and messy as the latter takes notice. In a hushed whisper, Yukong leans over to her.]
YUKONG: Hey, are you-?
REAGAN: I’m fine!
[Yukong is taken aback a little by her rather arrogant tone of voice as she butts in once more.]
YUKONG: Okay, but… you are bleeding a little bit.
REAGAN: Nah, it’s fine. It’s fine, don’t worry, don’t say anything.
[After Reagan’s rather neurotic reply, the camera shows her from Yukong’s POV, a small amount of blood showing in her hair before we cut over to the host’s screen once more, ready to give out the results once more. Like usual, a blue circle manifests on-screen before it is suddenly cut up into 22 individual pieces. All floating out into the ether as the host begins to speak once more.]
HOST: After sorting out the more dubious votes, we are left with a grand total of 22 votes, and fortunately for most of you, you all received at least two votes.
[The camera sweeps all around to shots of the Blue Team as they listen on, all the while the host continues before resting on one particular player.]
HOST: We say most of you, because one unlucky player didn’t actually receive a vote for them. And that someone is…
[The screen shows a blue rectangle as a picture slowly comes into view, revealing it to be none other than Reagan’s bored and tired face, before cutting to the woman herself who is striking an almost identical expression, crossing her arms and tapping her finger slightly.]
HOST: Reagan. Unfortunately it seems that no-one in particular likes you. How bad, so sad.
REAGAN: You don’t have to rub it in.
HOST: Now, onto the actual votes.
[The host’s screen displays static for just a brief moment before two shards suddenly floats into view, the pair bobbing up and down in anticipation before an outline of the blue circle appears right next to them.]
HOST: Quite a few of you received only two votes apiece, so let’s not waste any time. The first player to receive two votes, and thus will not be gaining the reward is…
[Yet another blue rectangle appears, the picture slowly fading away to reveal the bullish schoolboy himself, Jimmy as he stands with his arms crossed.]
HOST: Jimmy. As is tradition on this show, we like to give our audience a chance to say their rationale and reasoning for who they voted for, so here’s one for Mr. Hopkins himself, courtesy of ‘Bow’.
[We hear a loud and subtle click as well as the sound of white noise, a distorted voice blaring throughout the playing field as the short message plays.]
SPONSOR: “because yes”
JIMMY: Gee, that’s helpful.
[After the message, we cut back to the Host’s dull screen as the two shards began to wedge themselves into the circle, beginning its journey to become whole as two other slices float down to fill the void left by the others.]
HOST: Now, our next two votes are given to…
[Yet another rectangle appears, and slowly becomes filled with a picture as the next contestant is revealed to be the short and silver-haired girl, Noelle, cutting shortly over to her as she pulls the same pose and bored expression as Jimmy had before.]
HOST: Noelle. Your vote reason comes courtesy of the esteemed ‘UnrealUnfezant’.
[The familiar sound of the message’s click plays as a rather excited (even from the distortion) voice blares for all to hear.]
SPONSOR: “She's Noelle! Come on! She's an awesome, badass, water wielding tsundere who rarely fails to disappoint whenever she's onscreen. What else do you expect?”
[Strangely, when we focus in on Noelle, her eyes twitch just slightly as her otherwise angry and apathetic expression wavers slightly, her head subtly rising before we switch back to the host once more, filling in the wheel and preparing yet another two shards for the next unlucky contestant.]
HOST: Now, the next person to receive but two votes is…
[Like usual, another square appears, and so does another character as the next picture is revealed to be Yukong’s, reacting a bit normally than the others so far and being slightly surprised if anything.]
HOST: Yukong. And your vote reason comes courtesy of one “UltDragon”.
[The camera focuses in on Yukong’s face, looking relaxed and not paying attention at all as the next distorted voice message plays.]
SPONSOR: “Yukong has been playing this game really well! She has the right idea in forming a secret alliance with people on the other teams, she is definitely a heavy favorite to win.”
[At the mention of the words ‘secret alliance’, Yukong’s expression suddenly falls flat and her eyes burst wide open as the camera zooms out, showing a few members like Ben, Caine, and Noelle glaring at her, while she just rubs the back of her neck, knowing her whole plans have been blown wide open. Nonetheless, she tries to play it cool, although a hint of nervousness is present within her somewhat refined voice.]
YUKONG: Uh… Man, they’ll just let you get away with saying anything. Am I right, uh, Mr… Or Mrs… Dragon?
[As Yukong clears her throat, the sound of her two slices getting fed into the wheel can be heard as two more begin to replace them, the camera shifting once more to the host’s screen as they’re ready to continue.]
HOST: The next person to receive two votes for them is…
[The camera pans around to the left just slightly, focusing on Ben in the centre of the frame as the host calls out to him, taking him by surprise.]
HOST: Ben. Your vote reason comes from ‘JavierwithaJ’.
[The message begins to play as a loud feedback sound can be heard, causing the scrawny teen and most everyone else to cover their ears. The voice is extremely close to their microphone, resulting in a distorted mumble that’s barely audible through the crackle and buzz.]
SPONSOR: “Ben's life is quite shitty. He deserves something good for once”
[Ben recoils slightly from the noise as he rubs his ears, the only members of his team that seemingly aren’t affected are Caine and Miku, the camera slowly pulling back to reveal them among the crowd, the scrawny teen taking notice as he still covers his ears and buts in to the right of the frame just slightly.]
BEN: How in the hell are you guys fine? My ears are ringing like crazy!
CAINE: That’s the neat part, son! I don’t have ears!
MIKU: And I’m wearing headphones!
[As the camera cuts to a close-up of Ben, we hear in the background the host’s voice, although short it's unclear what they’re trying to say, as the main focus is split between Ben and Miku.]
BEN: Woah, they must be pretty powerful ones to drown THAT out.
MIKU: Just industry-standard ones they give to all Vocaloids. Nothing all that-
HOST: MIKU!
[At the mention of her name and the host’s surprisingly aggressive tone, Miku suddenly bolts to attention before she turns around to face them, the camera panning around in turn as the host’s screen reveals her picture, pausing for just a moment before regaining themselves.]
HOST: As I was saying, Miku, you are the last player to receive only two votes. Your voting reason comes courtesy of one ‘Richmountain’.
[We cut to a close-up of Miku’s face, rubbing the back of her neck slightly as the message plays out.]
SPONSOR: “Yo its Miku!”
[Miku smiles and looks towards the camera, striking a little peace sign, presumably for her fans before the camera abruptly cuts to the host’s screen once more. Little by little, the circle is slowly being filled up, nearly halfway complete before five shards suddenly float down into view.]
HOST: Now, only three of you remain. Caine. Komasan. And Rayman.
[The camera cuts to appropriate close-ups of the three of them as they listen on, Caine being utterly captivated and taking in the tension, Komasan bracing himself for whatever may happen, and Rayman staring directly into the camera, his eyes focusing on the floating shards all the while host continues their spiel.]
HOST: All three of you have gained at least three votes from the audience. To say that you were the favourites would be an understatement, but unfortunately for one of you, you will not be able to gain your reward.
[The camera cuts to a medium shot of the host, peering directly at the audience as they raise up a hand, further providing some form of artificial emotion to their distorted voice.]
HOST: However, this time, we are faced with quite the peculiar predicament. One of you was lucky enough to receive 5 votes, making him the clear winner, so we’ll just get it out of the way for now. That contestant ended up being…
[The camera pans back around to the Blue Team, watching on tenterhooks before the camera suddenly and abruptly cuts back over to the host’s screen, revealing a new picture taking form; a picture of the limbless player himself – Rayman. Once he realises this, the camera cuts to his reaction as he pulls a sharp smile, patting himself on the back.]
HOST: Rayman. You are the first of our two winners. But, as for you two…
[The camera slowly tilts down, revealing the short Komasan, and Caine, crouching down to match his teammate’s height level, both listening in closely to the host’s words.]
HOST: Your situation is more complicated. Both of you received three votes a piece, therefore, we have a tie for second place.
[At the mention of a tie, Caine’s eyes go slightly wide as Komasan’s mouth hangs open a little bit, the camera suddenly shifting to a close-up of the host’s mechanical hand, slowly producing a silver coin from the crumpled-up sleeve of their shirt. It shines slightly within the pale background as it rests neatly on their sharp thumb.]
HOST: But don’t fret. Your fates will be decided with a mere coin flip.
CAINE: I call heads!
HOST: You were heads anyway Caine. If it lands on heads, then you shall join Rayman as the other victor of this poll. If it’s tails, then Komasan takes your place instead. Now… watch carefully.
[The coin lets out a sharp vibrant sting as it's flipped into the hair, the host’s hand moving down and out of the sight of the frame before the camera cuts to an extreme close-up of the two contestant’s eyes. Caine’s heterochromatic and cartoony eyes seemingly go in different directions, while Komasan’s more small and beady dots remain more focused. The camera cuts back to the coin as it lands on the ground, flipping and turning along the broken floor before eventually rolling its way over to the Blue Team themselves. As it rests, they immediately look down, Caine’s jaw going slightly wide at the result.]
CAINE: It’s-!
[The camera cuts to a close-up of the coin; heads. We then show that same close-up from before of Caine, the camera slowly titling up as he rises back to his feet, or more rather back to the air as the sound of applause can be heard, the strange ringmaster taking a bow.]
[When we zoom out, we see that nobody is clapping, just staring at Caine and wondering where the noise is coming from, the camera continues to get further and further away before the host’s hand comes into frame, suddenly closing into a fist as the sudden applause ends, our attention shifting back towards the host and their screen as the circle is now completely filled.]
HOST: Rayman and Caine, congratulations on your win. But now, it’s time for the moment we know some of you are just itching to find out about…
[The screen suddenly changes into harsh static as a green circle is displayed, being split up into 22 parts once more before the camera glides over to the Green Team, each looking on with either worry like Vivian, boredom like Nami, or just plain curiosity such as N. Or in Negative Man’s case no emotion at all, cause of his bandages.]
HOST: Green Team. We meet once more for this rather unfortunate celebration. Although luckily we have good news for you, as well as bad news. Which would you prefer to hear first?
VIVIAN: Good news obviously!
N: No, bring on the bad news! Can’t be that bad!
LUIGI: J-Just get the good news out already!
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Bad! Bad! Bad!
[Before any more chaos can ensue, the host stops them in their tracks, raising their palm and silencing Plague Knight as we’re given a new shot – the Green Team sticking to the left of the frame while the Host remains on the right, a great distance between both parties as we focus in on the Host in particular.]
HOST: Let’s start with the bad news.
[Luigi’s moustache droops as his face falls slightly as everyone braces themselves for what may be in store for them.]
HOST: The bad news is, as I’m sure all of you know by now, two of you will be eliminated during this ceremony. The good news however is that out of the possible 22 votes, only four of you actually received votes.
[At the mention of this, a few faces perk up slightly, the camera capturing all eight members of the team in the frame before the host gives out the results.]
HOST: Luigi. Vivian. Negative Man, and N. Fortunately for the four of you, none of you received a single vote.
[Luigi wipes a little bead of sweat off his face while Vivian breathes a sigh of relief. N and Negative Man react more casually, digging their hands into their pockets and relaxing slightly. By contrast, everyone else looks slightly more tense, especially as the host calls them out for the audience.]
HOST: But for D.Va, Plague Knight, Nakanaka, and Nami… You all received at least one vote. So, without further delay, let us reveal who the audience voted for…
[We return once more to the host’s TV Display, the shards from the once full circle cracking open like debris from a bomb before one solitary shard remains, leaving the circle waiting in anticipation.]
HOST: Now, one of you was lucky enough to receive only a single vote against them. And that lucky player turns out to be…
[The picture slowly morphs into view as we see the face of… well, nobody really, as instead of a face, we see a familiar bird-like mask, the camera quickly cutting to reveal Plague Knight as he breathes a little sigh of relief.]
HOST: Plague Knight.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Thank goodness.
HOST: Your vote reason comes from ‘dahcowboy’, and it’s a rather long listen.
[Plague Knight crooks his mask up slightly to the sky, as if looking directly at this mysterious audience member, although their message still blares the same.]
SPONSOR: “Hello, it’s Dahcowboy again. I know a lot of people are gonna vote for Nami for letting Polka Dot Man black dot edition get away and general not being that special, but I rather keep a boring character then a character that’s annoying and is very egotistical, which I decided to vote Plague Knight. Not only he’s very egotistical, but it’s also a huge dumbass who doesn't help the team will costing his teams points (case in point, the music challenge). To be fair, he did try to help during this episodes challenge, but he somehow manages to f it all up by attacking the red team with the positions instead of, you know, using them for da Spot. What a stupid move. I know I’ve been too harsh on him in this message, but mark my words: sooner or later, he’ll fuck it up and make his entire team lose in a challenge.”
[As the message ends, the camera pans down to reveal Plague Knight snoring while standing, only being woken up as Negative Man behind him kicks him awake, flapping his arms and losing balance as he comes back to reality. We slowly zoom out until our main focus is on the final three – D.Va to the left, Nami in the middle, and Nakanaka on the right side of the frame respectively. The camera focuses on all three of them as they try to put on a brave face before the host speaks once more.]
HOST: In contrast, you three all received at least six votes against you. Perhaps that’s a sign of your behaviour on the show, but we suppose only one of you will have the time to properly reflect while the other two leave.
[The camera keeps cutting between shots of the three girls as the host’s voice continues to boom around them and the dingy playing field.]
HOST: Now, the final player that is safe gained a grand total of 6 votes against them. The others, 7, and quite miraculously 8. But before we go ahead and put you all out of your misery, how about we share some of the audience’s rationale?
NAKANAKA: Can you get it over with? I can already predict what the outcome will be.
D.VA: And that would be?
NAKANAKA: …Not telling you.
[Nakanaka hides her uncertainty as she crosses her arms, not bothering to look at anything but the ground while the camera makes sure she remains on the foreground – the audience’s eyes completely on her for now as the host speaks once more.]
HOST: Seeing as you’re so vocal, why don’t we start with one of yours, Nakanaka? Your voting reason comes courtesy of ‘JavierwithaJ’ once more.
[A familiar click is heard as the message plays out.]
SPONSOR: “Reminds me of my cringe past self”
[The girl immediately gets defensive as she stares straight at the camera, beginning to pan away from her and shifting its focus over to the more relaxed and chill Nami.]
NAKANAKA: How is that my fault?! I-
HOST: Anyways, Nami. You’ve been on the chopping block before so let’s not waste any time. Your voting reason is from ‘Bow’.
[Nami doesn’t brace herself, or do much of anything really aside from ran her hand through her hair as the message plays. The distorted voice seems to have been up close to the microphone as its piercing drone echoes throughout the entire playing field. In the background we can see Ben cover his ears in agony once more.]
SPONSOR: “BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG”
[There’s some slight feedback as the message comes to an end, Nami seeminglu unfazed by it as the camera pans to the left, showing that D.Va isn’t so lucky. As she tries her best to remove her hands from her ears, we hear the sound of her ears ringing spliced with the host’s familiar distorted call.]
HOST: D.Va. Your first vote reason comes from “GuetGuet1993”, so listen closely. If you can still listen to anything of course.
D.VA: I’ll be fine!
[As D.Va retrieves her high-tech headphones and puts them on, the next distorted message plays, crackly and somewhat unintelligible aside from a few random noises. D.Va puts her headphones down for a second, trying to listen in closely, but remains just a little confused.]
SPONSOR: “Dva isj ust nat a goud charractre.”
[D.Va prepares to put her headphones back on again before the host suddenly stops her in her tracks.]
HOST: Actually, let’s reveal another vote reason for you, D.Va. This one comes courtesy of “anivwd”.
[The message begins to play as D.Va brushes her hair slightly, letting her headphones fall back down her neck as the camera zooms in closer to her face.]
SPONSOR: “I don’t like Overwatch, and everyone else I like more. Sorry in advance. – Certaminis”
D.VA: Wait, you don’t like Overwatch? But we’re here to protect those who need saving? We stand up for the innocent in a world of war and hurt! We-
HOST: You can be quiet now. Let us move on. Nami.
[The camera quickly pans back around to the girl, the camera remaining static as the host continues on.]
HOST: Your next vote reason comes from one “Upsilon.”
[We suddenly cut to a new angle, the camera keeping its attention on Nami but from the side, slowly zooming out to focus in on Nakanaka creeping her way back into the foreground.]
SPONSOR: “Well, what a surprise, she did something. Albeit... said thing was an argument, so that's not a good look, is it? By the way, once again, a message to Nakanaka - I think you totally screwed up as well, not gonna lie. It might be able to fly under the radar this time because there was clear, good reason, but in the future you might not be so lucky.”
[At the mention of her name, Nakanaka’s eye perks up just slightly as all attention is now focused back on her, the host addressing her once again.]
HOST: And now, Nakanaka, the final vote reason is directed towards you. Coming courtesy of “Zerulo.”
[The message plays out as the camera returns to its normal display, showing a close-up of Nakanaka as it pulls back, the girl remaining strangely silent on her end while we hear yet another distorted voice.]
SPONSOR: “Disrespecting my girl Nami like that deserves hate”
[Nakanaka visibly wants to say something, but bites her tongue for now, the camera slowly reconfiguring itself back to the previous shot of all three girls together, each looking slightly more tense than before.]
HOST: Now, without further ado, it’s time we reveal who is to stay, and who shan’t remain.
[We suddenly switch back to the host’s TV display as the shards and circle slowly return, as well as the rectangle, slowly forming the visage of the last safe player. All the while, the camera keeps cutting back and forth tensely between the three girls, tensions all around as only the host’s voice can be heard crashing through the sea of silence.]
HOST: The final player safe tonight, with six votes against them is…
[The camera cuts to a close-up of the dark and drab ceiling above, slowly panning down back to the screen where the final safe player is revealed; it’s Nakanaka. And soon enough, the camera pans back around to the girl herself, looking slightly satisfied with herself. The same however can’t be said for D.Va or Nami.]
HOST: Nakanaka. You have managed to survive elimination for now. But with six votes out of 22, you might need to maybe think about why you were put in this spot in the first place.
NAKANAKA: Maybe…
[Nakanaka steps away from the crowd as the camera moves back over to D.Va and Nami to the left and right of the frame respectively. D.Va is looking quite defeated, and Nami strangely frowns, her otherwise cool persona breaking as she looks down to the floor before suddenly dropping to it and slamming her fist against the cold hard ground below. She surprisingly yells, taking everyone nearby by surprise.]
NAMI: FUCK!
[She remains down on the ground as the host wraps things up.]
HOST: Unfortunately for Miss Song and Nami, with 7 and 8 votes respectively, your time on this show has come to a close. You are eliminated. Now, would the both of you please step forward?
[D.Va sees no shame in losing and begrudgingly makes her way off-screen, Nami is still on the floor however she crawls her way over to the host. The camera cuts back around to them as D.Va and Nami come back into view, the robotic effigy still holding onto the net with Spot inside as well.]
HOST: For all three of you, your flame has been snuffed out. May you find better luck on whatever life throws at you next.
[We show a close-up of the host’s fingers as they suddenly snap, all going dark and with the usual chit-chat present, the contestants aren’t visibly seen aside from the lights around their bangles as a strange whirring noise can be heard, going on for much longer than normal before all goes silent.]
[Three loud bangs are heard, and the sound of stone breaking and splintering echoes across the landscape, shortly followed by a pained gasp, although from who exactly it is not certain. The contestants soon pick up on this noise, but before they can distract themselves with that, the lights around their bangles mysteriously shut off – leaving them alone in pitch black darkness.]
SAYORI: H-Hey! Who turned off the lights?
GOJO: Did they break or something?
NEGATIVE MAN: It’s still stuck on my neck.
DOLL: Maybe it’s a blackout or something?
[As everybody talks, the screen slowly starts to fill with faded white light at the top of the frame, static surrounding and slowly engulfing everybody before the entire frame is filled with nothing but the harsh waves. When we slowly fade out from this buzzing noise, we focus in on the diminished Green Team, who slowly open their eyes, revealing them to be standing on solid ground again, only this time it’s dark and apparently night too as the main is raised high above in a pitch-black sky. We slowly pull back away and focus in on the entire team before the host slowly steps back into frame, the back of their TV head in the foreground as Dr. Wily and Ibuki soon follow. When we cut to a close-up shot of all three, Ibuki holds onto her arm slightly as the host speaks once more.]
HOST: 27 have now dwindled to just 23. My my, how time flies in this game. Now, as for-
KOMASAN: Uh, ‘scuse me!
[Komasan’s paw slowly lifts up as we cut over to him, the other hand holding onto the bangle, still tightly fastened around his neck as Noelle to the side looks back over to the host.]
KOMASAN: I think my thingy’s broken! The light’s not comin’ off. Can I take it off?
RAYMAN: Yeah, can I take mine off as well?
NACHO: Me three.
MIKU: Me-
HOST: No, you cannot take the bangles off. They only come off when you are either eliminated or win the game. And right now it’s going to be some time until either happens.
KOMASAN: Aww…
NOELLE: What did you expect?
HOST: But on the subject of your bangles, you are certainly right to worry, but fear not. The lights will soon switch back on.
[We cut to a close-up of the host’s screen, still blaring the same static as always before shifting to a familiar silhouetted image of some unidentifiable person at a desk, speaking directly into the camera in the shadows.]
HOST: When your bangles turn back on, they will display either red, blue, or green.
JIMMY: We know that already, genius!
HOST: Let us finish. They will either turn red, blue, or green, however for some of you, you may find that the colour you’re used to will not be what shines from your neck.
[We’re shown a shot as a few players such as Nakanaka, Millie, and Kuzan all grab their bangles, trying to get a good look at their lights, even though they aren’t switched on yet, continuing to fiddle around while the host speaks up.]
HOST: In a few seconds, most of you will be switching teams, purely because… well, it’s fun, let’s put it that way. So, without further ado…
[The host’s hand raises once more as another click races through the night-time landscape, thunder bellowing in the distance before a few players’ bangles switch on, letting a dark blue glow surround them, the ones who are still blue are Komasan, Miku, Caine and Rayman, each of them breathing a slight sigh of relief before the camera suddenly switches over to Vivian. She notices a blue light emerging from her bangle now, taking her by surprise as she grabs onto it, N and Kuzan in the background slowly coming to the same conclusion as well before the camera rests on Doll – not noticing her bangle carrying that blue glow at first before the host calls out to all these players.]
HOST: Komasan, Miku, Caine, Rayman. All four of you shall remain, but you shall be joined by Kuzan, N, Vivian, and Doll. We recommend that you congregate accordingly.
KOMASAN: Conga-? Wha?
RAYMAN: It means move, short fry.
KOMASAN: O-Oh, okie-dokie!
[Rayman’s hand pushes Komasan’s entire back, the small creature nearly taking up his entire palm as they move to the right of the frame. As they move away from their peers, we focus in on the three younger members of the former Blue Team – Ben, Jimmy, and Noelle, the latter two not looking each-other in the eye as the taller teen tries to strike a conversation.]
BEN: So uh… see you on the other side, I guess?
NOELLE: We’re not dying.
JIMMY: You’re not dying, not yet anyway.
NOELLE: Coming from you that’s quite hypocritical, don’t you think?
JIMMY: What’s that supposed to mean?
NOELLE: Don’t start.
JIMMY: No-No, you started this shit, what do you mean? That I’m gonna die before you or the twig over there?
BEN: Can we just stop talking about this for a second?
JIMMY: No, I want an answer. What exactly did you mean by that?
[Noelle says nothing, exchanging a little death glare at the bullish boy, and as we cut back over to him it’s revealed that he’s doing the same, Ben sheepishly watching over in the background. Suddenly, Ben and Jimmy’s bangles light up, instead of the benevolent blue, they’re instead lit up by raging reds, the camera cutting back to Noelle to reveal she’s fallen under that same sickness, sighing out of frustration.]
NOELLE: Just my luck.
HOST: Now, as I was saying-
[The camera suddenly switches over to the Red Team now, more specifically on the trio of Gojo, Millie, and Sayori, both looking surprisingly happy and both still with their signature red light around their necks.]
HOST: Gojo, Millie, Sayori, the three of you shall remain on the Red Team. But you shall also be joined by some new faces…
[The camera pans around, getting further and further away until we circle back onto the Blue Team, the three youngsters specifically as each of them look slightly annoyed.]
HOST: Ben, Jimmy, Noelle…
[The camera continues to pan, rearing right without any sign of rest before eventually stopping on the Green Team – more specifically the slightly unamused Negative Man, and the slightly annoyed Nakanaka.]
HOST: Negative Man, and Nakanaka. All of you now make up the Red Team, please align yourself accordingly.
[As Negative Man and Nakanaka make their way over to the left of the frame and disappear from view, its revealed that they were blocking two smaller players behind all along, coincidentally the only true Green players still left in the game now as their bangles slowly start to roar to life once more. Luigi sees the green light shimmer slightly off Plague Knight’s mask as he chuckles to himself.]
LUIGI: Well, can’t go wrong with being a Green Man.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Speak for yourself!
LUIGI: But I thought you liked green! Isn’t it all sciency and crap?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Green is the colour of toxicity, yes, but red, the element of chaos and spice! Blue is… blue is melancholy, I can give or take that.
HOST: And as some of you have no doubt figured out…
[Luigi and Plague Knight spin their bodies back around to focus in on the host, staring back at the camera as it slowly zooms out, revealing who else has yet to be identified before their bangles all glow green.]
HOST: The remaining few of you will make up the Green Team. Luigi and Plague Knight are our veteran players, but they will also be joined by Yukong, Dormin, Reagan, Nacho, and John.
[The camera pulls back far enough until everybody is in frame, from the host, Wily and Ibuki in the foreground to the contestants in the back, all merging together into one heard before the host speaks once more.]
HOST: A new dawn has arisen for all of you, think of the last few days and nights as trial runs. Now you all know the ramifications of losing and winning, of being popular, and unpopular. Now, here’s where you start to truly prove your worth.
[The camera cuts over to the new Blue Team as some stand with eager smiles, such as Vivian, Miku, and N, while others like Kuzan and Doll just stand in place without so much as a word. The Red Team is mostly fine, with Sayori and Millie being all buddy-buddy like usual, but a few daggers are shared between the team’s new arrivals. As for the Green Team, despite the rather strange appearances, everyone seems to be reacting fine, apart from Reagan’s whose eyes are as tired as the pitch-black sky above them all. We focus on her in particular as the host speaks, their distorted words becoming nothing more than a blur as she loses attention. This all changes however when something fast drops down to the ground – a momentary blur moving down in the frame which catches Reagan completely off-guard.]
REAGAN: Fucking hell!!
HOST: And of course, your prize money as well, don’t forget to take that with you. Now, come and walk with us, it will give you time to know your new teammates better…
[We hear the sound of far-away footsteps crunching against the ground while the camera remains solely on Reagan, she shakes her head slightly to get her bearings straight while in the background everyone goes to follow the host like a flame to a school of moths. She bends down and picks up the bag, slowly turning around and making her way over to the newly-established Green Team, a determined, yet tired look on her face as the camera follows her movements. She catches up with Yukong who looks at her once again with slight concern before trying to reach out.]
YUKONG: Are you sure you’re-
REAGAN: I’m fine! Just… sand in my eyes I guess.
YUKONG: I don’t see any sand around.
[The camera inches forward to focus on Luigi, due to his new surroundings he’s seemingly surrounded by shadows and judging by his position he’s either in front of everybody or behind as he is the only player in sight. He tries his best to look around, the camera cutting to his perspective as he can vaguely make out the shape of a building in front of him.]
LUIGI: Gee, i-it’s kinda dark out here…
DORMIN: Do you need light?
LUIGI: No- I mean, yeah! Wait a sec, who’s speaking?
DORMIN: Dormin.
LUIGI: W-Where, I can’t see ya! Or anybody for that matter!
DORMIN: One second.
[Luigi keeps on walking when suddenly the shadows all dissipate, streaming out like cold smoke as he steps back into the somewhat lighter landscape, in the background we can see what appears to be some kind of mechanical castle with a giant skull proudly emblazoned on the front, Luigi shivering slightly at the sight as we cut back to a close-up shot of him. What’s strange is that those dark shadows from before continue to appear just to the back of Luigi, moving around like wisps of smoke and ember, with a strange faint green flow at the top of the frame.]
LUIGI: Well that’s… spooky.
DORMIN: Not afraid of a skull are you? Everyone has one.
LUIGI: N-No. I’m not scared of anything! Except ghos- AAH!
[Luigi turns around and finally recognises Dormin behind him, the camera slowly zooming out to reveal them as the source of all these shadows as Luigi clutches his chest.]
LUIGI: Oh Mama Maria…
[We move away from the Green Team and instead focus our attention on the Red Team now, more specifically on Negative Man as he takes up centre-focus within the frame, watching Luigi and his antics off to the left side as he continues to walk. As he does, he brushes shoulders slightly with Gojo, the two men being of equal height but Gojo and his white spikes just pipping the bandaged man slightly.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Sorry.
GOJO: Nah it’s cool don’t worry. Still thinkin’ about your old team, huh?
NEGATIVE MAN: You say that like we broke up weeks before.
GOJO: I mean it always kind of sucks knowing that you’re gonna have to fight against someone you got a deep bond with. I’ve been in your shoes countless times, believe me. But you know what I do?
NEGATIVE MAN: What?
GOJO: Just make lemons into lemonade. We’re here to win at the end of the day so, y’know, who cares what team you’re on?
[We cut away from the two men and instead focus on a few players just behind them, we show a medium shot of Noelle and Nakanaka walking together in silence, Sayori just wedged awkwardly between the two girls as she tries her best to come up with a good conversation starter, but before she can Noelle stops her.]
NOELLE: No, I don’t.
SAYORI: I-I haven’t even asked you anything yet.
NOELLE: I know, but I can already predict what my answer would be, and that’s a simple, “No, I haven’t.”
NAKANAKA: What if the question was, “Do you have any will to live?” Would that still be your answer, huh?
NOELLE: No need to be combative, I was just saying.
NAKANAKA: Saying what? You’re not even giving her the chance to properly speak.
[As the two girls argue, Sayori slowly shrinks down, feeling just a little embarrassed before we cut away to the Blue Team, who by comparison are getting along just a little bit better. We focus in particular on N and Vivian, the two of them walking together and engaging in polite conversation as we alternate between shots of the two of them with the other barely present in the corner of the frame.]
VIVIAN: So that’s when I said, “Excuse me sir, do you know where the nearest laundromat is?” Still keeping that stupid voice ‘cause y’know-
N: Yeah.
VIVIAN: And he looks at me all shaky and stuff and nods his head like a cartoon character-
N: Yeah.
VIVIAN: So then I sa-
N: Yeah.
VIVIAN: …Y-You are listening, right? You’re not just saying ‘yeah’ to make it sound like you are?
N: Yeah.. No, continue, I’m listening.
VIVIAN: Alright.
[The camera begins to focus more on Vivian, zooming in closer and closer as an excited and mischievous smile creeps its way onto her face as she continues her little tale.]
VIVIAN: So he shakes his head, and I get up real close going ‘oooooh’ and keeping things spooky before saying, “‘Cause you might need a change of pants after I scared them off ya!”
[Vivian laughs to herself, waiting for some form of reaction from N but as the camera slowly pulls away its revealed she’s only laughing to herself. In the foreground, N is busy talking to someone off-screen, leaving his fellow teammate behind. Vivian soon notices this and frowns, using the brim of her hat to cover her head slightly as we soon cut away from her. We instead focus on Doll and Miku, the two walking side-by-side at equal sides of the frame with Komasan riding on Miku’s shoulders. The more peppy and talkative Miku tries her best to strike a conversation.]
MIKU: So, you’re a robot then, huh?
DOLL: You couldn’t tell?
MIKU: Oh no, I could, I could! Just wanted to point it out. It’s nice to have another one in the team!
KOMASAN: Another one?
DOLL: You saying you’re a robot as well?
[Doll’s eyes slightly phase into a more lighter orange, practically lighting up as Miku smiles and nods.]
MIKU: Yep. Well, technically. It’s kind of a little bit more complicated than just saying “I’m a robot”. I mean, I haven’t got metal skin, but you do!
[Miku’s fingers reach out to graze Doll’s cold segmented arm, showing a close-up of their interaction but Doll quickly whisks her arm away as Miku defensively retreats. The main focus is on Doll as Miku and Komasan just look at her for a good while before suddenly stopping, Doll however continues as she moves further and further to the left of the frame, only to be blocked by some mysterious force just before she disappears.]
DOLL: What the hel-?
[Doll looks up as the camera cuts away, revealing the mountainous Kuzan and all the other players have now stopped in front of what appears to be a giant wooden door, taking up most of the background as it's surrounded by old and dusty purple bricks. A faint white glow cracks over the surrounding landscape, shortly followed by booming thunder before the door creaks open, letting in little light as it screams to life. Some contestants tilt their heads, trying to get a good peek inside, but are only met with the slightly soft glow of torches along those same ancient walls, and what appears to be a desk right in the middle of this indoor scene.]
[The host steps forward above everyone else, their TV display switching quickly to static as it gives off some needed bright light within the surrounding dark landscape. They move forward without a word before approaching the desk, their head slowly crooking back around at an unnatural angle towards the players.]
HOST: Come on then. It’s time for you to receive your rewards.
[The next shot is the direct opposite from the previous, darkness surrounding most of the frame as all of the players peer on from the centre of the frame, the only ones visible being Rayman, Kuzan, Yukong, Noelle and Caine as he floats in upside-down.]
HOST: Rayman. Caine. Both of you please step forward.
[The two of them do as instructed as Rayman’s shoe hops over everybody, soon to be followed by the rest of his detached body while Caine just swoops in from the top of the door like a pigeon before continuing to float normally, both of them walking closer to the camera before suddenly light strikes from the sides of the frame. The once dim torches now ignite with a warm glow as Rayman stops, just slightly startled by the surprise, Caine however remains unbothered.]
[We suddenly cut to an overhead shot, showing all three of them as they make their way over to the desk before showing all three of them in a medium shot, the host pressing down on an ornate ringer which echoes across the darkness above them. We cut over to what they see as more light suddenly explodes onto the scene, revealing a far-away shelf with the usual knick-knacks and prizes, a mechanism pushing the slightly rotten shelf forward like a scare from a cheap ghost house ride.]
[Now in the light, we can properly see the contents and prizes available, the top shelf being adorned with a bag of frozen broccoli, a small and dusty Gameboy, and a cheap whoopie cushion. The shelf below that has a leather jacket neatly folded up, a half-full bottle of ketchup, and a vial of mercury, looking remarkably similar to the one from the previous episode. At the bottom lies a DVD for a cheaply-made looking animated film, a plushie of a crab, complete with its own conch shell to hide in, and a random assortment of dusty gears. Each product, as usual, goes from descending order in price, and as Caine and Rayman get a good look at what’s on offer the host speaks out, crooking their head slightly once more.]
HOST: We’d advise all of you to come inside. It’s better that way.
[After some delay and a few murmurs, soon everybody steps inside, taking up most of the frame and space in the otherwise cramped marketplace. As soon as the last player, Plague Knight waddles in, the door violently slams behind them, causing Luigi to scream just a little from fright. Once everyone notices, he tries his best to cover it up while Rayman in the foreground presses the antique ringer again and again.]
LUIGI: Woah that was uh… Woah you gotta get new hinges guys! They’re a- they sounded like someone screamin’!
[Luigi awkwardly laughs before adjusting his collar slightly before we cut back to the desk once again, Rayman trying his best to call for attention before suddenly a familiar leathery hand comes up from above, scraping the wooden desk before it as another hand rises up. They slowly pull themselves upward, revealing it to be just a simple Diver, their eyes blinking creepily at Rayman as he gets chills down his nonexistent spine.]
HOST: Now, Rayman, Caine. Now’s your chance to gain a little reward. You did remember to bring your bag with you, correct?
CAINE: Sure did!
[Caine’s arm stretches out once again to bring in the heavy bag, the quiet sounds of coins rattling against each-other in a metallic choir only getting louder as he swings it around aimlessly.]
CAINE: All 56 coins inside!
[He accidentally bangs the bag open, sending a whole shower of coins over the floor, a deafening rattle crying out before each coin stops moving.]
CAINE: All 23 coins inside!
[Rayman is already quick to pick up whatever coins he can find as the camera pans around to focus in on the two of them, Rayman’s hair bobbing up and down slightly at the bottom of the frame while Caine continues to float around like normal.]
CAINE: Why excuse me, my good man! I would daresay I would very much like a piece of that Digital Video Disc you have there!
[Caine’s arms stretch out as the camera sharply follows it, his gloved hand pointing to the cover showing the title ‘Biggy’s Big-Top Bop’ in colourful, if slightly faded letters, as well as some terrible-looking CGI clown characters.]
CAINE: I’m not a cinematophiliac or whatchamacallit, but I recognise a high-quality motion picture when I see one! And for the low low price of 300 points no less!
[The camera zooms back out to the previous shot as Rayman gets back up, placing a large handful of coins while Caine’s arm still remains outstretched, the colourful character’s erratic eyes soon darting around to focus on his teammate.]
CAINE: How about you? Anything catch your eye?
RAYMAN: Uhh… Lemme see.
[Rayman clicks his tongue in thought as his hands float past the desk and onto the top shelf, his hands ready to take something.]
RAYMAN: Hey does that thing have any games on it?
HOST: Just Tetris.
[Rayman thinks about it for a second before blurting out his response.]
RAYMAN: Good enough.
[His hands press up on a few coins, pushing them close to the Diver as they stare down at it, Rayman looking slightly less enthusiastic than before as he stares it down.]
RAYMAN: Now don’t go and spend it all in-
[Before Rayman can finish delivering his little remark, the Diver’s hands come to pick up the coins before opening up a nearby zip, sliding the coins inside before scurrying over to the shelf in some sort of manic haze.]
RAYMAN: …one place…
[Shortly after, the Diver returns with both of their requested items in each skinny hand, dumping them onto the desk without so much as a second thought. As Rayman and Caine pick them up, the shelves are quickly stocked back up, the DVD being replaced by a firework, and the Gameboy by butterflies, crudely nailed to a piece of card which is then framed. As the two of them continue to poke and prod slightly at their little prizes, the host quickly steps back into frame, taking centre-stage as they address everybody else, speaking directly into the camera.]
HOST: And that concludes the episode’s proceedings. Now, we know bringing you onto new teams is all quite sudden and you’re all tired from this challenge, so we will not keep you any longer. You may now retreat to your new habitats.
[We cut away to show the large creaky door from the other side being opened once more, only this time instead of pitch-black skies and dark booming landscapes, it's inexplicably replaced by the same brick walls and dim rusted torches as the store. A few players notice this sudden change as they’re slowly revealed back into the frame, looking on in confusion. Most notably John and Yukong as they whisper to one another.]
YUKONG: Hey wait, didn’t that door lead to the outside before?
JOHN: Yeah, what the hell?
YUKONG: Where did this hallway come from?
HOST: Don’t burden your mind with pointless questions. This hallway contains your team’s new living spaces, we would recommend getting inside quickly as once the last player steps inside, they will close immediately.
[We focus back in on the host as the camera glides through the small horde of players, zooming in further and further as the host makes their standard final send-off to everybody.]
HOST: And now, the time has come to once again say goodbye and welcome in a new day, a fresh start. Whatever worries and troubles you may face today, you shall tackle them head on tomorrow, whether you’ll take them alone or with help is entirely up to you. But rest assured, you have a few new options and fresh voices at your disposal to quell whatever troubles you. But who knows, maybe you’re the trouble instead? Whatever the case may be, get some rest. We at the Static Serene once again wish you a brief adieu and farewell…
[Suddenly the host’s body crashes down to the floor, causing some spare coins to rattle as Caine bends down and tries his best to pick them up. The DVD is wedged tightly between his jaws as everybody watches him, his hands grasping slightly at nothing but thin air.]
CAINE: Don’t get any bright ideas just because I can’t see you!
[We cut away from the cramped store and the audience find themselves once more thrust into dark nothingness once more, however that quickly changes as the sound of a creaky door opens, and a few torches spark to life, their somewhat ancient and mystical effect soon meaning nothing as some electronic lights quickly flicker on, revealing a slightly green hue to the surrounding bricks. Sure enough, the new Green Team are on the other side of the door as Luigi leads the charge, nervously stepping in.]
LUIGI: Well, ‘mi casa et su casa’.
JOHN: … Sorry, I don’t speak Italian. What did he say?
LUIGI: That wasn’t- Whatever, make yourselves at home!
[Luigi welcomes everybody in with a smile as we get a closer shot of him, standing slightly in the background as everyone passes him in the foreground, like a party host welcoming in their guests. As seemingly everybody is inside, he nonchalantly closes the door before having it swing wide open by a large misty shadowed arm, sending a loud crash to the wall as Luigi jumps out of his skin. We pan back around, revealing it to be Dormin as they huddle their way inside, Luigi still a little bit antsy.]
LUIGI: Do ya have to try and give me a heart attack every time you appear?! Dios mio…
DORMIN: We apologise.
LUIGI: Y-Ya better!
[Luigi goes in to close the door, resting his whole body on it slightly before he hears it click behind him. As he slowly slumps down to the ground and yawns from exhaustion, we hear a familiar voice just off-screen, however it’s not anybody from the Green Team, or at least not anymore.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Well, looks just as crappy as ever. Not surprised there.
[We instead cut to the Blue Team’s quarters, more specifically their living room where the same set-up as all the other previous places has been set up; darkness, a large TV blaring nothing but static, and a couch. Negative Man’s bandaged head and Sayori’s bow poke out slightly from the bottom of the frame as they look at the room before cutting to an appropriate close-up of the two of them.]
SAYORI: If they went through all the trouble of changing this place, least they could do is give us a half-decent couch.
[The couch itself is slightly worn and damaged, as if recovered from a junkyard, however Jimmy sits on it just fine, his hand reaching through the pillow to try and find something which Negative Man takes notice of.]
NEGATIVE MAN: What ya trying to find? Some kid’s lunch money?
JIMMY: The remote.
SAYORI: The remote? What would you need it for? All it’s going to display is just a bunch of static.
JIMMY: Nah, that weird eyepatch girl told me ya could see different stuff if you just changed to the right channel.
[The camera cuts back over to Negative Man and Sayori from the front as the girl tries to pick up the pieces before slowly looking back over to Negative Man.]
SAYORI: Eyepat- Oh, um, Nakanaka, right?
NEGATIVE MAN: Close but no, my name’s actually Negative Man.
SAYORI: No, I mean. You’re from the same team. Or uh was from the same team.
[We now show a shot of Jimmy, taking up the foreground while Negative Man and Sayori hang around in the back, out of focus Jimmy suddenly pulls a victorious smile as he pulls out a remote.]
JIMMY: Ah-hah! There we go. Now, let’s see what we got…
[Jimmy begins to change channels, only to be met with static before briefly showing a fashion show, models making their way down runways in bizarre outfits as Jimmy leans in just a little bit closer. We pull in a little bit to focus on Negative Man and Sayori once more as the former moves away slightly, heading to the kitchen on his right.]
SAYORI: Have there always been different channels?
NEGATIVE MAN: Apparently, I only found out yesterday.
[We follow Negative Man as he makes his way over to the kitchen, the camera tracking his movements at a medium shot as Ben goes through the many cupboards, groaning slightly at how bare they are. Negative Man takes notice, but his head remains fixed to the right of the screen, not turning around to address the boy as he keeps on walking.]
NEGATIVE MAN: No use in eating now. You should probably get some shut-eye.
BEN: You’re not my dad.
NEGATIVE MAN: You sure about that? Could be under all these bandages.
[Negative Man chuckles to himself before he goes to grab a glass from the drawer, bending down and picking up just a small one as it clinks and clanks against its other glass brethren. As he gets back up on his feet, Nakanaka inexplicably appears in the frame, her head poking out but tucked away into the bottom left corner as Negative Man notices, almost jumping slightly from surprise.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Fuc- Jeez, kid. Don’t sneak up on me like that! I could have released a lot of radiation there.
[Nakanaka remains silent, her one eye blinking as Negative Man catches his breath.]
NEGATIVE MAN: No comeback, huh? That’s not like you… Ah well.
[Negative Man retreats back into the hallway, whistling to himself before the camera cuts away to a close-up of Nakanaka’s face. Ben in the background stares at her before she suddenly turns around, causing him to do the same and accidentally smack his head against a small handle. As we focus on this shot for a few seconds, we once again hear more familiar voices, specifically ones from the new Blue Team.]
KOMASAN: It still looks as comfy as it always is.
VIVIAN: You mean not at all?
[We shift away from the Green Team and focus on a frame that’s mostly just darkness, the small blue flames from Komasan’s head illuminating the scene, albeit very dimly as some licks of blue flame light Vivian’s shadowy face, as well as what the two of them are staring at – a bed. The same rusty, uncomfortable, standard hospital bed that they’ve been sleeping on ever since they arrived.]
KOMASAN: Yeah.
[The camera flips around to an opposite angle, now showing Komasan and Vivian’s faces clearly as we hear an awful sound of metal scraping against the floor, Vivian covers her ears as some slight groaning can be heard just off-screen. Slowly but surely, another bed creeps into the frame, being pushed by two disembodied gloves, and before long another bed to boot. Vivian looks over to the sight as we shift to her perspective in a matter of moments.]
VIVIAN: What are you doing?
[It’s revealed that Rayman is behind the noise, a little satisfied smile on his face as he slowly pushes the two beds together before relaxing on both, letting out a little yawn as he stretches, or more accurately sends his fists flying into thin air.]
KOMASAN: I thought those were ‘sposed to be bolted to the floor…
RAYMAN: I thought so too, but then I actually moved them!
VIVIAN: So… any reason why you’re taking two beds instead of one? There’s enough beds for everybody.
RAYMAN: I mean yeah technically, but that big dude crashed on the couch and fell asleep immediately after, so I’m just gonna steal his and crash for the night on two uncomfortable beds!
KOMASAN: Doesn’t exactly sound all that fun?
RAYMAN: I’m too tired right now for my brain to properly recognise fun.
[We cut back to the first shot of the scene, only now Rayman is visible and lying directly in the middle of the frame, sporting a sharp smile and waving energetically.]
RAYMAN: Goodnight everybody!
[He suddenly crashes down on the bed, his snout getting squished from the impact as he snores, blubbering slightly in his sleep as Vivian giggles to herself. Komasan notices this and bobs his head slightly, Vivian’s small smile illuminated by his warm glow.]
KOMASAN: What’s so funny?
VIVIAN: Oh nothing, just took him for more of a ‘haaaa, shuu, aaa, shuu’ snorer. Instead of a ‘haaa, mimimimi, haaa, mimimimi’ one.
[Sure enough, Rayman is making that exact noise as he sleeps without a care in the world, Komasan and Vivian slowly making their way out of the frame before we suddenly cut to the downstairs portion of another team’s spaces, the faded scarlet bricks showing the audience that this is the Red Team’s as all the lights go out and everything is costed in a serene blanket of silence. We cut to the living room, the kitchen, the upstairs hallway, and one of the bedrooms, not a single sound to be heard or a single person stirring.]
[The camera focuses on Noelle, a close-up of her peaceful face as she sleeps, nothing in the background to distract her. That is until she hears the sound of faint banging echoing in the distance, her eyes strain but she tries her best to simply ignore it, until the bangs are heard again, as well as the sound of something shattering. Irritated, her eyes slowly peel open as she groans, the camera shifting to a more zoomed-out shot as she rises from the bed, keeping her ears peeled for that annoying sound. Sure enough, another bang is heard as she groans to herself.]
NOELLE: For God’s sake…
[She reaches out from the bottom of her mattress, grabbing her cloak just underneath before suddenly cutting to a shot of the front entrance, the stairs on the left to the frame, and the hallway to everywhere else on the right. The shot remains static as we continue to hear loud banging noises, as well as the subtle clicking of fire igniting in torches as a soft warm glow slowly dissipates the darkness upstairs. Noelle slowly comes into frame as she makes her way downstairs, the torches coming to life as she passes through them, and the slight red tint to the walls now showing brightly. Her eyes wince slightly as she hears more and more banging before hurrying along the hallway.]
[The camera tracks her movements via a simple medium shot before she manages to make it to the kitchen, where she sees an absolute mess. Some glass on the floor and a few plates too, as well as several bits of silverware and cooking equipment lazily strewn on the floor. Despite that, it seems that nobody is around at first, that is however before Noelle notices a little red tail with slight white spots poking out and the muffled sound of someone whistling. Noelle approaches as the camera cuts to a close-up of a pot at the top, Noelle’s foot soon comes flying to kick it as an even louder bang from before echoes around the room.]
[The tail goes stiff, if vibrating just a little bit, and Noelle grabs her foot in pain before the pile of pots quickly start to be dispersed, the camera remaining on Noelle and focusing on the background, while the player inside the hobbled horde remains blurred, but distinct in the viewer’s vision. They groan out before spotting Noelle, yelling at her.]
MILLIE: The fuck was that for? Ya coulda given me brain damage!
[It’s revealed to be Millie as she climbs her way out of her man-made, or more accurately, imp-made mountain, the camera now focusing on both girls as the demon rubs her head, a of irritation now flying freely in both of their eyes as Noelle answers back.]
NOELLE: You were going to give me brain damage with all that noise! I was trying to get my beauty sleep.
MILLIE: Yeah, well I apologise. At least if I gave you brain damage it would be accidental. I could give a “oh I’m sorry, I didn’t know” instead of, I don’t know, trying to kick my teeth in!
NOELLE: Whatever. What are you even doing?
MILLIE: If ya must know, I’m doin’ somethin’ nice for the team.
NOELLE: And that “somethin’” would be?
MILLIE: Well, I don’t wanna ruin the surprise now, ya gotta wait till morning.
[As Millie smiles, Noelle turns around, that same frustrated and annoyed look on her face like always as the camera focuses on a close-up shot of her, her face lightly coated in shadow, while Millie in the back remains exposed, yet blurry.]
NOELLE: Fine. Whatever. Just make sure you don’t make my ears bleed.
[As Noelle goes to make the first few steps out of the kitchen, Millie is silent for a little bit before sighing and talking out loud.]
MILLIE: Why are you so fucking negative all the time?
[At this, Noelle stops before turning around, the camera following in turn, keeping its focus directly on the younger girl.]
NOELLE: What was that?
MILLIE: Ya heard me. I mean, would it kill ya to not be a killjoy?
[The camera cuts over to Millie now, standing on her own two hooves as she slowly approaches the girl, being just slightly taller than her.]
MILLIE: Like literally, when I talked to those other kids from the Blue Team, they said the same thing, you’re just, really unhelpful and it’s… y’know, it’s kinda infuriating.
NOELLE: Well, sorry if I can’t help it.
[Noelle tries her best to keep her cool but Millie continues, the camera zooming in closer and closer on the two of them as things get slightly more intense.]
MILLIE: Look kid, do ya wanna work with us as a team or not?
NOELLE: I’m fine on my own.
MILLIE: Are ya? Are ya really? ‘Cause all I’m seein’ and all I’m hearin’ is some little missy who thinks she’s above it all. And what does she do? She complains, she scowls, she does nothin’ but those two things. And when a helping hand is extended or she has a chance to pull out her own to help, she stabs those chances in the heart before it has a chance to beat.
[Noelle’s eyes grow noticeably more shifty as Millie places a hand on the young girl’s shoulder, Noelle not bothering now to look the imp in the eye as Millie lets out a frustrated sigh.]
MILLIE: Just… think about it. Ya know? Ya really expect to win this whole thing by actin’ like this?
[The two of them are in complete silence before Millie walks away, the camera following her now completely as we mirror the previous shot, now she is entirely in the foreground as she picks up a few pans while Noelle is completely obscured within the background.]
MILLIE: I’ll try to be quiet, but can you try not to be?
[Noelle slowly retreats out of the kitchen, the sound of metal softly banging against the hard kitchen counter in the background as she slowly marches back to her bed. Her movements seem lethargic and uncoordinated, a far cry from her precise and motivated steps just a short while ago. She suddenly stops as a torch nearby inexplicably turns off just as she passes it, little wisps of orange flame tucking to the back of her silver hair, but remaining mostly in shadow. She frowns again, but this time it’s not in anger or frustration, it seems to be something foreign to her – contemplativeness.]
[We remain on this shot for a while before transitioning to the hallway as time marches on, the metal torches that were once unlit now suddenly igniting as another day dawns on the playing field. We once again cut to the shot of the hallway and staircase as the light from the kitchen remains on. Someone slowly makes their way downstairs as they give a big yawn, revealing it to be Ben, still wearing the same hoodie and jeans as he always has. When he makes his way into the kitchen, the camera pand around to reveal Millie, lying face-first on the countertop and snoring loudly – a whole mess of pots and pans turned upside-down all around her.]
[Ben slowly and carefully makes his way over to her, the camera following a close-up of his hand as it slowly goes to poke the demon girl’s shoulder, the boy aiming directly for the middle of her black heart tattoo. As soon as he makes an impact, the camera abruptly cuts to have both Ben and Millie in the frame as she suddenly wakes up, standing to attention with a kitchen knife in her hands, her hair is frayed and her eyes are darting like a wild cat’s as Ben falls on his ass from the surprise, disappearing from the frame.]
MILLIE: AND IF ANY OF YOU COCKSUCKERS TOUCH HIM AGAIN, I’LL-
[Millie suddenly soon realises where she is and notices Ben just nearby, dropping the knife down on the counter as the camera focuses in on the both of them.]
MILLIE: Oh, did I spook ya? Sorry ‘bout that.
BEN: It’s fine, I’ve fallen on my ass before.
[As Ben brushes himself off the ground, he takes a look at the mess in front of him as Millie lifts up one of the pots, getting just a teensy peek at what’s been going on.]
BEN: What were you doing here?
MILLIE: Well, seein’ as how not all of us know each-other that well, I decided I’d try my best ta be friendly to all of ‘yall by makin’ breakfast! Only problem is, I’m not all that great at cookin’…
[Ben lifts up a pot and notices a plate of eggs thrown in together, albeit with some of the shell still poking out of it, the camera cuts to a more angled shot of the eggs close to the camera, his hands trying to pick the little bits of shell out as he turns towards Millie.]
BEN: I mean… it looks edible. Aside from the little bits of shell…
MILLIE: Yeah, actually ya should probably eat this rather than that. ‘Least I couldn’t mess this one up!
[Millie’s hand suddenly comes into the frame as she pulls out a piece of toast, blacker than night with dust coming off of it as Ben precariously takes it.]
BEN: It’s burned…
MILLIE: Yeah, so?
[The camera cuts to a more traditional shot, keeping both Ben and Millie in the frame, with the shorter demon in the background, a slight bucktooth smile on her face as she waits to see what Ben will say.]
BEN: I mean, it’s burned. Like, I can’t even eat this.
MILLIE: Aw, don’t be such a picky eater! You telling me back in your world you don’t eat toast when it's nice and black like brimstone?
[Millie takes back the slice and chomps into it, black burnt bits flying everywhere as she tries her best to enjoy the awful taste of it, while Ben watches on.]
BEN: Anything else?
[Millie tries to speak with a mouthful of burnt bits from her mouth as she lifts up yet another pot, revealing an untouched green apple.]
MILLIE: Hoawabot thissh?
[As the camera shows a close-up of the fruit, it’s nothing more than just a standard Granny Smith apple, no bits of the branch it was plucked from inside or dried burnt apple skin, by all means just an ordinary apple which Ben takes, the camera following his movements as he takes a bite. The crunch brings a little glimmer to Millie’s eyes as she swallows her bitter meal.]
BEN: It’s an apple. Not much to say. Did you steal it from somewhere?
MILLIE: Well yeah, ya don’t exactly see any apple trees around here, do ya? I swept one apple from the kitchen while we were out hunting that Spot fella. ‘S no biggie!
BEN: Yeah, I guess you’re right. But still…
MILLIE: Still?
BEN: It’s just an apple.
[Millie sighs to herself before planting her face down on the countertop, tired before hoisting herself back up.]
BEN: You okay?
MILLIE: I’m fine, it's just. I barely got any sleep tryin’ to cook everything, and… well noe I know that cooking just isn’t my thing apparently.
BEN: I mean I’m just one guy, so-
MILLIE: Y’know what? Let’s just go to the mess hall, I’m starving.
[We suddenly cut to a seemingly new location – the sound of rock music and pounding drums slowly playing in the background as neon lights surround the otherwise dark screen, illuminating a dingy dark and drab metal wall. On this wall is a red door with a few posters all around it of several musical acts, each of different genres. The door suddenly swings open as Millie and Ben appear from it, looking directly at the camera in surprise.]
MILLIE: Huh?
[We shift around to see what they’re looking at, the ancient castle walls and rusty torches have now been replaced for cold industrial metal and tacky cheap strips of neon light. Millie scratches her head in confusion as another door opens in the background, although the sound is muffled quite a bit due to everything else.]
MILLIE: Weren’t we in some kinda castle before?
BEN: Yeah… What the hell?
[As Ben moves past the camera and steps out into the hallway, we slowly pan around to focus in on him and his perspective. At the end of this stretching hallway is a large industrial door, the words ‘MESS HOLE’ shining above in bright red letters, the glow piercing through the black void that surrounds it. In the middle of this, another door opens as out steps Nacho, the green glow from his bangle illuminating him slightly as he looks around in the same confused way.]
BEN: Morning!
[Nacho suddenly turns around and looks over to the camera where Ben is as he gives a wave.]
NACHO: Hey. What happened here? Did we move or something?
BEN: Beats me!
[We switch back around to Nacho’s side of things, Ben now just a blue line in the void as he slowly steps towards them. With each step, we can hear the sound of metal clinking against one another, although where it's coming from remains a mystery to the audience.]
NACHO: Going from some sort of mediaeval castle to the backstage of a club? I don’t get it.
[Nacho turns to face the wall, tearing off a poster hastily before the camera snaps over his shoulder, seeing just what he’s ripped off. It’s a flyer for some sort of festival, with faded letters and stock art of hands doing the devil horns pose, but strangely, right in the centre appears to be a familiar face; Ibuki’s.]
NACHO: “Explode-O-Fest”…
[The camera cuts to a close-up of Nacho's face as he takes in this info before he suddenly hears the sound of a door opening, and someone yawning loudly. As he turns around, the camera tilts and pans accordingly, revealing it to be Ibuki, her dyed hair messy and arching out in all manner of directions as she slowly rubs her eyes, looking to Nacho. She pauses for a minute before saying something.]
IBUKI: What’cha got there?
NACHO: Something.
IBUKI: What kind of something? Ibuki wants to know!
[Nacho tries his best to throw the poster over to Ibuki, the camera zooming out to a more focused shot of Nacho on the left side of the frame and Ibuki to the right, both of them mere silhouettes in the cold light blue mist behind them, and the shadows in front. However, as the paper gets thrown, it somehow floats in the air before moving backwards, hitting Nacho’s shoulder slightly as he tries his luck again, only to swing and be hit with another miss.]
NACHO: maldici-
[As he swears under his breath, he eventually just gives up and walks right over to Ibuki instead, the camera now cutting to a more traditional close-up of the two as Ibuki’s eyes furiously scan the paper, slightly breaking out from their tired glaze as a little laugh comes out of her face.]
IBUKI: Hey that’s-! That’s Explode-O-Fest! With Ibuki as the main act!
NACHO: You know what that is?
IBUKI: No! Never heard of it in my life, but look!
[She holds the poster up to the camera, a wide excited smile on her face as her nail pokes directly to the centre of the cheap poster.]
IBUKI: It’s got Ibuki’s face and name and everything!
[The camera shifts back around to a medium shot, having both Nacho and Ibuki in the frame as Ibuki’s eyes are completely set on the poster, that same wide, excited smile on her face. Nacho meanwhile remains largely unperturbed and looks to the back, hands on his waist, the same slight jingling sound echoing as he turns. As he goes to talk back to Ibuki once more, her ears suddenly pick up on something as her smile slowly fades, head tilting ever so slowly away from that poster.]
NACHO: Hey so, do you know if that store thing’s still-
IBUKI: Shh shh Shut- Shut up shut up!
[Ibuki raises up her finger, aiming for Nacho’s mouth but missing it by a wide margin as she accidentally pokes him in the eye. As he groans slightly and steps back, Ibuki still listens on, moving her head around like a curious pigeon as the sound of a faint muffled bass line can be heard in the background, followed by the sound of someone shredding a guitar. As she hears this, her eyes and smile light up once more as Nacho slowly recovers.]
IBUKI: Oh. My. God! I wanna bash someone’s brains in!
NACHO: What?
IBUKI: I wanna bash someone’s brains in!
NACHO: …What?
IBUKI: It’s one of Ibuki’s songs! I dunno how they got if off the demo tape but, it’s definitely that! It’s definitely, “I Wanna Brash Someone’s Brains In”!
NACHO: Did you have to come up with such a long title?
IBUKI: Hey, it gets people interested! I mean, ya can’t just be the headliner of Explode-O-Fest with boring song names like “Walk” or “One”. Ya gotta have something with more oomph! You telling me a name like “Shut the Front Door, Please It’s Winter and I’m Freezing My Tits Off” wouldn’t catch your attention?
NACHO: When you out it that way, I guess not.
IBUKI: Cool. Well, Ibuki’s gotta bounce! I gotta see whether they play any more of Ibuki’s songs!
[Ibuki, without a second thought, pushes the poster directly into Nacho’s chest and bolts towards the camera, quickly panning around and shifting to an overhead shot to focus in on her as she makes her way over to the door at the end of the hall, music still thumping and banging in the background. We cut to what’s behind that door, or more rather a close-up of the door itself as Ibuki swings it open from the outside, a bright and excited expression on her face, practically foaming at the mouth. That expression slowly dwindles down into a more disappointed look as the camera suddenly pans out.]
[Heavy metal music is still playing in the background, but echoey and still slightly faint, like music in some kind of supermarket as Ibuki is met not with the sight of a stage and roaring fans – but instead the sight of seats and players snacking on stuff. She’s in the cafeteria, and as she finally realises it, the camera cuts back again to a close-up of her crestfallen face, although her ears still pick up on that harsh melodic tune, followed by some loud banging noises, which are clearly not part of the song as a clear voice accompanies them.]
WILY: Why- Won’t- You- Shut- Up?!
[We now switch to a shot from the side as the camera slowly pans along the length of the entire building, stretching that same dull metal and neon lights as outside while the attention is solely focused on the Ultimate Musician herself. As she makes her way along to the left side of the frame, the camera follows her, before quickly changing its focus to what sweeps by in the foreground; Doll’s face. She seemingly stares into space, directly looking at the camera with those frayed orange eyes while the rest of the team around her eats. A few people are missing such as Noelle, and Caine, but most everyone is accounted for.]
[We cut to a slightly more angled shot, showing the entire team sat at their table, either talking to someone or eating whatever slop is on their plastic plates, Doll’s plate meanwhile is bare, spotless even. She just continues to stare into seemingly nothing, lost in thought as the camera slowly zooms in on her face, the sound of everything goes muffled as one particular noise pokes out from the rest of the crowd, getting louder and more audible before it becomes as clear as day.]
KOMASAN: Excuse me, m’am!
[Doll’s eyes go fuzzy for just a brief moment as the camera violently pulls back, revealing Komasan right next to her all this time, she slowly positions her head to face the small yokai, but doesn’t say a word.]
KOMASAN: Sorry but uh, what’s your name again?
[Doll hesitates for a moment before looking down, still continuing to not say a word, instead the slow and barely audible clinking and clanking of her internals replace her speech, her hand reaching out for the small butter knife in front of her. Komasan watches on, getting just a little freaked out as Doll stares at the knife.]
KOMASAN: Uhh, are you o-okay m’am?
DOLL: Perfectly fine.
KOMASAN: Well ya don’t seem that way…
DOLL: And why’s that?
KOMASAN: I ask for ya name and instead you just keep payin’ attention to that knife. It’s like somethin’ out of a horror movie.
[Doll sideyes Komasan slightly, still refusing to say a single word as she continues to poke and prod her metallic fingers with that knife. Komasan meanwhile shuffles awkwardly back down to his seat, his flames and the top of his head just poking back out to the camera.]
[We suddenly cut back over to another table, more specifically the Green Team’s as everybody is by contrast eating together in a relatively calm and non-creepy manner. However, Reagan and Nacho don’t appear to be at the table. We focus in on a conversation between John and Yukong, the two of them not saying a word before John clears his hoarse, slightly radiated throat, trying his best to make clear conversation.]
JOHN: So… A secret alliance, huh?
[Yukong’s eyes shift slightly at the mention of the word as she refuses to say anything, John continuing to stare at her as we cut to a close-up of Yukong from a shoulder view, John just to the right of the frame.]
JOHN: It’s a smart idea, wish I came up with it sooner.
YUKONG: Well, it’s over now. Any chance of a secret alliance is kinda dead on arrival now that we’ve all switched.
JOHN: I wouldn’t be too sure.
[We now switch to the opposite angle, the camera over John’s shoulder as he takes a sip of what appears to be just water from a cracked mug, while Yukong looks over at him curiously.]
YUKONG: What makes you say that?
JOHN: It’s simple.
[As John cricks his neck over to the side, a faint clicking noise can be heard as the camera soon pans around to the nearby Blue Team table, focusing in on Ben and Jimmy specifically as they talk to one another.]
JOHN: I’m pretty sure those young men were in your team originally? Do you think, hypothetically speaking of course, they’re more likely to trust you than anyone else on their new team?
YUKONG: Probably not. I made plans behind their backs.
JOHN: Who doesn’t. Ya gotta be sneaky to win a show like this. Who’s to say they aren’t making plans right now?
YUKONG: Okay well how about her?
[The camera pans to the left, slowly revealing Sayori into the middle of the frame as she sits alone, eating by herself and unaware of her being spied on.]
YUKONG: She was in your team before, do you think she still trusts you even if you’re on different teams?
JOHN: Hmm. Yeah, I’d say so. I mean we wouldn’t have won that music challenge if it weren’t for us collaborating.
YUKONG: But even then, being on the same team doesn’t automatically give you a free pass, does it? What about here, and with him?
[The camera swivels around until we focus in on Plague Knight, talking quite loudly without a care in the world, just talking for the sake of talking as the audience is let into his little mundane conversation.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: And I said to Mona, “Well we can’t just build an entire laboratoire under the sewer system. Think about the smell!” And that’s when my genius kicked in; build it underneath a fountain, in fact have that structure be a tavern, and build the alchemist’s abode underneath that tavern!
JOHN: What, the little guy?
YUKONG: Yeah, he’s been on Green since the start. Do you think he’s willing to trust us even though we’re new?
JOHN: I don’t think he trusts anyone, his head’s a little fried from all those bombs he makes.
[We cut back over to John and Yukong at their side of the table, John close to the camera itself, but Yukong remains to the centre of the frame, looking over at the scruffy soldier with a slight air of surprise.]
YUKONG: Wait, he makes bombs?
JOHN: So I’m told, that’s what the Italian told me.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: And here I thought he was ju-
[We suddenly hear a slight muffled bang as Yukong suddenly straightens up, looking down underneath the table before a familiar voice speaks out.]
REAGAN: Hey! Watch it!
YUKONG: Reagan?
[The camera tilts down, and sure enough, hidden away in relative obscurity is Reagan, who’s been crawling out of sight the entire time. She glares slightly at the woman above her, rubbing her shoulder as Reagan’s eyes dart around the cold hard floor.]
REAGAN: Where did you get your boots from, a torture chamber? You could stab someone with those.
YUKONG: Sorry. …What a minute, what are you even doing under there?
REAGAN: If you must know, I’m looking for something.
YUKONG: Okay, what kind of something?
REAGAN: Just something, look it’s easier if I don’t explain it to you.
[Yukong continues to look down at Reagan curiously and just a little confused before the camera switches its focus back onto John, unaware of what’s going on above ground before suddenly cracking his worn-out body down to the floor, putting his hand underneath the table and patting it without any sense of rhyme nor reason. As the camera cuts to a close-up of his hand, Reagan’s suddenly comes into shot, lightly smacking it before moving away as she recoils slightly.]
REAGAN: What are you doing?
JOHN: My my, how the tables turn, just looking for whatever it is you’re looking for.
REAGAN: You don’t need to, I’m doing fine by myself.
JOHN: Have ya found it yet?
REAGAN: …No.
JOHN: Well clearly ya need some help the-
REAGAN: I am fine! Just, go away, let me do my own thing!
[Reagan’s voice gets more strained the more annoyed she gets as John slowly backs away, getting back onto his seat. Before long, we cut away to the kitchen and focus on a loudspeaker, blaring the heavy metal music from earlier at a much louder and clearer volume. The camera remains static on this little close-up shot before a brook suddenly comes from off-screen, hitting the blasted thing as it blasts more and more tunes.]
WILY: Come on you stupid-!
[The camera tilts down to reveal Wily down below, holding the cheap wooden broom as his moustache flares with irritation, hitting the speaker again and again in a vain attempt to shut it off, but it is seemingly a lost cause. The camera zooms out once more, revealing a nearby Negative Man, chopping up an apple.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Hey, don’t work yourself too hard, you might end up with a grey hair or two.
WILY: Quiet!
[Negative Man chuckles to himself as the camera slowly swivels around to focus entirely on him, Wily and the background slowly getting out of focus, and the bandaged man himself remaining sharp and crisp as he slices up a standard red apple. Once done, he puts everything into the bowel as Ibuki comes into the background, her voice muffled slightly but it’s clear that she’s spotted Wily, arguing about him hitting the speaker blasting her music. Negative Man meanwhile pays no attention to this, and just makes his way outside the kitchen.]
[We follow him as he walks along the entire length of the cafeteria, mirroring Ibuki’s entrance as he soon makes his way back into the hallway and to the Red Team’s abode once more, the camera following his movements all throughout. As he makes his way inside, he peels back one of his bandages just a crook to slide an apple slice in, the slice quickly deteriorating and shrinking as he scrunches up his fist, trying to enjoy the taste of the irradiated apple as he continues to walk forward to the living room.]
[The camera now rests inside the dark room, focusing on the hallway as Negative Man walks forward, but as he does, he spots something inside, the faint sound of static playing on the TV and a hazy white glow just peppered into the shot as he suddenly stops and says something.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Morning.
[The TV’s glow suddenly changes to something a bit colder as the sound of the ocean waves crashing against the shore pour out from the TV. The camera quickly snaps around to reveal Noelle sitting on the couch, huddled slightly and missing her cape as she gives one passing glance to Negative Man, refusing to say a word. The camera cuts back over to him as he adjusts his bandages to cover himself up again before walking over to the girl, apple slices in hand.]
[We focus on a new shot as Noelle sits on the couch to the left side of it and the frame, hunched over and staring directly to the side, Negative Man by contrast is to the right of the couch and the frame, his posture more casual and relaxed as he tries his best to rest against the damaged and worn thing. The two of them don’t say a word as the sound of rolling waves completely surrounds them. That is until Negative Man speaks up once more.]
NEGATIVE MAN: You hungry?
[He places the bowl in between the two of them as Noelle gives a little cursory glance before looking away once more.]
NEGATIVE MAN: It’s apple slices, they’re one of your 5 a day so you should probably eat ‘em.
NOELLE: I’m not that hungry.
NEGATIVE MAN: “Not that hungry” implies you’re a little bit hungry.
[Negative Man looks around, trying to find a nearby remote, his hand slowly moving down the cracks of the sofa while Noelle sneakily grabs an apple slice, quickly shoving it into her mouth before returning back to just watching the TV. As Negative Man continues to try and find that infernal remote, Noelle’s hand suddenly moves to her side where the arm of the couch on her side is before she produces a remote, Negative Man being none the wiser.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Do ya know where-?
[As he spots the remote, he slowly takes it away from her, pointing it towards the camera as the blue glow from before changes to a faint white pulse, and the sound of the roaring ocean is replaced by the crackling of static.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Thanks.
NOELLE: …No problem.
[Negative Man continues to try and change the channel for a good few seconds, the camera remaining on this shot until we switch back around to outside the living room, and into another team’s domain. More specifically, the Green Team’s upstairs hallway as we focus on the bathroom door, the faint sound of footsteps slowly banging against the camera before being followed by the sound of strange metal creaking. From inside, we hear the sound of someone sighing before a faint impact is heard and someone’s muffled voice.]
NACHO: Ah qué la cancíon!
[Soon the door swings open and out steps Nacho, a tired and frustrated look on his face, although there’s something new about him now – over his iconic red shirt now lies a leather jacket, the kind that was up for the sale at the store earlier, it appears to be slightly damp although it's unclear whether the substance is water or something else. As Nacho hangs around in the middle of the frame turning around to face the bathroom, Luigi suddenly comes up the stairs, his green hat obscuring the entire frame as he reaches the top, looking to Nacho.]
LUIGI: What’s going on?
NACHO: The sink won’t work.
[We quickly change to a more convenient angle taken from the side of the hallway as Luigi and Nacho stand across from one another, Nacho still looking annoyed and tired and Luigi by contrast playing with his moustache as he listens to his new team-mate’s predicament.]
NACHO: I tried to wash my hands but I keep turning the faucet and no water’s coming out. I tried hitting the pipe but that didn’t work.
LUIGI: Have you tried to look down the drain? To see if something’s blocking the pipes?
[We cut to a close-up shot of Nacho as he quickly looks over to the bathroom, scratching his face a little before darting back to a close-up of Luigi, his eyes sparkling just slightly with enthusiasm.]
NACHO: No, I haven’t. It’s probably nothing anyway.
LUIGI: It’s gotta be something! Lemme take a spin at it!
[Luigi makes his way inside as the camera now changes to within the sink itself, Luigi slowly coming into view as he stares down the camera, we suddenly shift to his perspective and are met with nothing but a black hole surrounded by wet cracked porcelain as Luigi’s arms suddenly come into view. He rolls up his sleeve before shoving his gloved hand inside the drain, his other hand turning on the faucet.]
[Nacho watches on from afar as we see Luigi wiggling around, sticking his hand deeper in as he tries to find the problem, mumbling under his breath as his head goes into the sink itself.]
LUIGI: Gotta be somewhere…
[Eventually after some struggle, a sudden stream of cold water hits Luigi square in the face as he splutters before reeling back, hitting his noggin directly against the hard pipe as Nacho winces a little. Luigi stumbles slightly before falling on his ass, rubbing his forehead as his hat falls off in the process. The sound of running water echo slightly around the bathroom as we cut to a side profile/close-up of Luigi, Nacho’s slowly coming into the frame as he checks on him.]
NACHO: You okay?
LUIGI: Y-Yeah, I’m fine, I’m okey-dokey. Managed to pull it out.
[Luigi’s other hand slowly comes into view, revealing a single coin that was wedged inside the pipe, little droplets of water and strands of hair clinging and wrapping around it as Luigi takes a look at it, moving it slightly to the tips of his fingers.]
NACHO: Thanks. Saves me the trouble of being the team’s handyman.
[As Nacho steps out of view, the camera soon follows him as he shuts off the faucet, letting the water run and reverberate down the black hole of the drain, the camera fixated on the mirror just above, capturing a close-up of Nacho and a full body shot of Luigi as he lies on the floor.]
LUIGI: Well, when ya sink is in trouble, you can call me on the double! …Nah, that doesn’t sound right.
NACHO: Sounded fine to me. What’s the big deal?
LUIGI: Me and my brother came up with that line for a commercial but it’s really ‘call us on the double.’ Without him around, everything just kinda feels weird, you know?
NACHO: I mean I’m an only child so I can’t really relate, but I do understand.
LUIGI: What I don’t understand is what one of these coins is doing in the sink. I thought the store was supposed to be closed by now.
NACHO: No apparently they opened it again, talked to that guitar girl and she said they were holding it open for today since it didn’t seem all that fair to just let the people who had their reward take something when everyone else got sent to bed.
LUIGI: I suppose ya right.
NACHO: Thanks for helping.
LUIGI: No problem-o.
[As Nacho makes his way out of both the mirror and the frame, the camera still focuses on Luigi as he lies on the floor, watching him move until he suddenly furrows his brow, slight curiosity present in his eyes once more before he calls out to him.]
LUIGI: Wait a minute, where did you get that jacket-?
[Before he can answer, the door is slammed shut, leaving Luigi all alone inside the bathroom as he slowly picks himself back up. The camera soon cuts away from the sight of him in the bathroom to instead a shot from a living room, it’s unclear who’s at first as the camera focuses solely on the TV, blaring the same monotonous static as it always has, the camera slowly zooming in further and further in on this grey haze. Before long however, it suddenly changes and transitions to the visage of the host’s shadowed body as they speak into the camera.]
HOST: The time has come once again for you to receive a little peek behind the curtain, to gain advice from those you normally wouldn’t seek out. The time has come, dear contestants, for yet another round of sponsor messages…
[The camera abruptly zooms out, revealing nobody inside the room before Kuzan pokes his head through the door, his goggles reflecting the bright white light as he mumbles to himself.]
KUZAN: Oh, TV’s on.
[We cut now to the cafeteria as Millie sits at her table, eating that same apple from before with a little disappointed look on her face, the host’s voice slowly booming back into the forefront of the audience’s minds as the message blares throughout the cafeteria, the camera remaining fixed on the slightly hunched-over imp.]
HOST: Our first sponsor message is addressed to Millie.
[At the mere mention of her name, she perks up a little, her disappointed glaze now replaced with a slightly curious one as she stares up at the ceiling, just wating for the message to play out. And sure enough, after a soft click echoes throughout the wide hall, the message blares out.]
SPONSOR: Hey there Millie! Your proud sponsor speaking again. I hope you and your team are doing well. Build trust and rapport with your colleagues so you can get to win more challenges as time passes by! I am counting on you!
[Millie smiles a little as the camera pans to the left slightly, revealing a few members of the Red Team nearby, notably Sayori and Gojo as the latter just relaxes with his legs resting on the table and Sayori is busy writing yet another poem. Before long, we cut to the kitchen as a pair of crackled, frazzled hands swipe at the camera, before disappearing off-screen and then reappearing with a can of soup in hand.]
HOST: Our next message is addressed to Mr. John Hancock, so listen carefully…
[Sure enough, John’s face is soon revealed as we zoom out to the kitchen itself, the camera remaining static as he rummages through the drawers in search of something, the sound of banging metal being drowned out by the banging echo of the next message.]
SPONSOR: Hey Hancock, a thought to you and to Doll if she overhears, is that of everyone here, you've got a lot of experience with robots (Synths) and can emphasize with her considering your history with Nick Valentine. It seems she could use a good ally with good intentions and kind words.
[As John listens to the message, he whistles to himself a little tune before we cut back over to the cafeteria itself. The camera focuses on Sayori now, approaching from behind as we get a little glance at what she’s writing, appearing to be yet another poem, although with all the scratchings and crossed-out words, it’s clearly a first draft.]
HOST: And now, the next sponsor message, which is addressed to one Sayori.
[Sayori looks up slightly, her face nearly touching the camera itself as she listens in, the camera slowly zooming in to focus more on the poem rather than the girl writing it.]
SPONSOR: Heyyyyy it’s me again! I’ve been watching you obviously, and you’re doing pretty cool. I recommend you made an alliance with the southern demon girl, and hey maybe talk to the American guy some more. Hell I suggest you talk to more of your teammates other then the demon girl and the American. That way, people would view your positively. Also, you should help your team a bit more in teamworky challenges.
[The camera returns back to a more traditional shot as we focus in on Sayori, Millie and Gojo to the left and right of her as she looks to her right – not being met by the American, but instead yet another Japanese player as he kicks his legs in the sir, clearly bored out of his mind.]
SPONSOR: Now would you excuse me, I’ve got a lunch meeting to attend to. So for my final words: go get ‘em, girl!
[The cheerful message ends on a rather hopeful note as Sayori grabs her paper, scooting slightly over to Gojo with it before the camera abruptly changes once more to a new location. We focus in on the Blue Team’s bathroom as the camera focuses entirely on the slightly fogged-up mirror, Ben’s reflection just barely showing as the tip of his brown-haired head bobs up and down, the sound of running water accompanying the vast echo of the host’s words.]
HOST: Our penultimate message is given to Mr. Ben Paul, so if you are indeed listening… Well, stay listening.
[Ben’s head suddenly comes back into the frame, slightly red and wet as he clears the mirror of any steam, the camera remaining on his reflection as the message plays out.]
SPONSOR: Heyyyyy it’s me again! I’ve been watching you and wow you’re doing bad so far. Not in terms of social game (I mean your hanging out with the bald short kid so there’s that), but rather in challenges, because you have to be the most pathetic player I’ve ever sponsored in a show like this. First you didn’t help in the first challenge, then you tried it to recreate an orchestral only to fail miserably in the second, and now you got punched in the balls in the latest challenge. So much bad stuff happened to you to the point where I felt embarrassed by being your sponsored.
[As Ben listens on to the strangely enthusiastic and perky voice booming around him, his expression falters slightly before making his way out of the bathroom, the camera panning around to track his movements as he goes out the door and down the stairs, the message still continuing to blare as he walks. We focus in on a mid shot of him while he puts his hands over his ears, trying his best to block out the message.]
SPONSOR: Now, time for words of wisdom: first, whenever if there’s a big task, please ask your fellow teammates for help. That way, your won’t do stupid stuff. Second, listen to instructions givin by your fellow teammate before doing anyway, because it’ll prevent you for doing even more dumbass shit.
[In the living room we see Negative Man and Noelle catch a little glimpse of Ben, the TV still blaring a faint white glow of static while Ben makes his way into the kitchen, resting his arms against the counter and accepting defeat. The message echoes slightly now from playing from both the TV and a secondary speaker system, making it slightly delayed.]
SPONSOR: I know I’ve been harsh on you, but you do the exact same stuff you did during the apocalypse, like indirectly getting people killed. And please, take my word for granted, because you don’t want to face the audience wraith.
[Ben sighs a little bit, clutching his head, while in the background we see Noelle poke her head out from the room, just staring at the angsty teen.]
SPONSOR: Now would you excuse me, I’ve got a lunch meeting to attend to.
[The delayed speech continues as in the background we see Noelle pat her fingers slightly against the doorway thinking about what to do next before we hear the host’s voice once more.]
HOST: And the final sponsor message is reserved for Negative Man. We assure you it won’t be as long as the previous one.
[The camera switches back over to the living room, and on Negative Man as we see him stretching out his entire body over the scratchy uncomfortable furniture, trying his best to relax as he grunts over the sponsor’s message.]
SPONSOR: Hello, Negative Man! Your favorite sponsor is back. If you're still in the competition, good for you! I hope you took the words well I said to you last time and I have no real advice at the moment except to trust your gut. Hugs and kisses!
NEGATIVE MAN: Hugs and kisses back, mysterious person watching over me.
HOST: And that concludes the sponsor messages for this moment. To all of those who were fortunate enough to receive one, heed them well…
Notes:
Hello what’s up hello what’s up
I know it’s been an awfully long time since I last updated this, the last proper episode came out in MARCH, so I’m really really sorry for the delay. This was supposed to come out in May, but a whole storm of things just kept putting me off writing for about 3 months, but I have returned!
So, the teams have now swapped! This opens up the opportunity for more unique character interactions in my opinion, and while I tried to make things as even as possible, it was hard considering no male players have been voted out yet for some reason. But hopefully there are a few characters/interactions which may tickle your fancy a little bir.
Also something new: CGs! (aka those drawings i’ve been adding). I’ve had the idea to put them in for a while, and while I’m not the best artist and I feel like every single one of these could be better, hopefully you find them newt enough to like, if not I wouldn’t be surprised ‘cause the art’s not that good.
As always, there’s still more to read, so if you’re reading these words right now, head onto the next chapter to see what happens next! Go on, go, do it! Why are you still reading this paragraph, just do it already. I swear to god if you don’t stop reading this very second I’ll approach your location very fast.
Chapter 9: Episode 4, Part 2- Nothing too Abstract
Summary:
The players are faced with their next challenge, and a new guest host to potentially help them. But when things go all topsy-turvy and tensions start to arise, will they be able to work together or crack under pressure?
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
HOST: And that concludes the sponsor messages for this moment. To all of those who were fortunate enough to receive one, heed them well…
[We return back to Ben in the kitchen, the camera slung right over his shoulder as Noelle’s hand slowly goes to approach it, all the while the host’s words continue to play out in the background, echoed and doubled.]
HOST: To all the players, your challenge arrives tomorrow, so be prepared foe whatever fate has in store for you. See you soon…
[As soon as Noelle grabs Ben’s shoulder, the camera switches angles to focus in on the two of them, Ben slowly rising up from his countertop grave as he looks towards the silver-haired girl.]
BEN: What do you want?
[Noelle hesitates for a moment before saying what’s on her mind, her tone still as boisterous as ever but with an odd and strange degree of almost sympathy to it as well. A truly strange combination for a girl like her.]
NOELLE: Are you okay? You know, in the head?
[We cut to a close-up of Ben, his face confused as if she just asked him where to get directions to Mars before he begrudgingly replies.]
BEN: I am fine. I am standing tall, and I’m fine.
NOELLE: No you’re not, you’re slouched over the counter.
[Ben tries to correct his posture by standing upright before Noelle brushes it off, the camera now returning to focus back in on the two of them as Noelle turns away.]
NOELLE: No, you have to stand up straight, so your back doesn’t- Oh, forget it.
BEN: Are… Are you trying to give me actual advice?
NOELLE: Yes. What of it?
BEN: You of all people, actually trying to help?
NOELLE: Why are you making such a big deal out of it? I didn’t do something heinous like… defecate in your cereal or something.
BEN: Gross, but no it’s just, you know all the times we’ve properly talked to each other-
NOELLE: Like one time.
BEN: -you seem like, really combative and moody.
[We shimmy around to focus in on Ben, a look of surprise on his scraggly face as he now stands upright, just barely remaining in the frame as he looks off-screen towards the shorter silver-haired girl.]
BEN: I mean you’re still kinda like that, but you aren’t just looking to pick a fight this time!
[The camera swivels back to Noelle, not looking Ben in the eye and crossing her arms, but not acting overly combative before she turns away, whispering something under her breath as she gets further away from the camera, however Ben sticks his nose in.]
BEN: What was that?
NOELLE: I said, “you’re welcome.”
[As Noelle steps out of frame, we cut to an overhead shot of Ben in the kitchen, going through some of the drawers before we immediately cut to black. We can hear the faint sound of an old horror movie in the background, but as for vision all the audience is faced with is nothing but the empty void. Before long, a more familiar voice begins to poke through the void, making themselves known.]
MIKU: Heey… Wake up! C’mon sleepyhead. Heeyyy….
[Before long, the void slowly dissipates as this is revealed to secretly be a POV shot, Miku’s face coming close to the camera as she blinks once, her face lightly lit up by the blue glow of her bangle and the white glow of the TV.]
MIKU: Are you awake? Hey!
[A low groan can be heard as Miku backs away slightly, a tanned hand slowly coming into view as they rub one of their eyes, before long we switch to an overhead shot, revealing this mysterious person to be Kuzan all along, doing what he does best as he lies on the couch. As he rubs his eyes beneath his goggles, Miku gets up and returns back to the floor. The camera then shifts to a mid-shot as Kuzan’s hulking body rises up, looking over at the idol with confusion.]
KUZAN: What’s up?
MIKU: Have you seen Caine around?
[From this point on, the scene is cut up between mid shots of Kuzan and close-ups of Miku as they talk to one-another, going more and more rapid-fire as the conversation continues.]
KUZAN: Caine… That’s uh… The kid in the jacket, right?
MIKU: No. You know, Caine. The uh… the pers- actually um… he’s got teeth and eyes and-
KUZAN: Everyone does.
MIKU: No, he’s got eyes in his teeth! Surely you’ve seen him!
KUZAN: Yeah… we’ve all seen him before. Floating around, doing his thing. I should probably go back to mine.
MIKU: Wait no please, I haven’t seen him since last night, and I’m starting to get a little worried. Can’t we at least check and see where he is?
[Kuzan scratches his scraggly chin slightly before suddenly rising from the couch, cracking his neck a little before rubbing his eyes once more and yawning, we cut back to Miku as a smile is now present on her face, slowly rising up to her feet, although the sheer height difference between them is apparent.]
MIKU: Okay great! Now, where would he be?
CAINE: I’m in the waaaallllsss….
[At Caine’s ghostly echoey and trademark strange voice, the camera suddenly fixates on both Miku and Kuzan as they turn around, their heads moving around just slightly to try and see whether Cina eis around them in the dark living room.]
MIKU: Caine? That’s you, isn’t it?
CAINE: Well who else would it be?
MIKU: Where are you right now?
CAINE: In the waaaaalllllsssss, did I not just say that?
KUZAN: Okay. Why?
CAINE: Cause it’s funnnyyyyy…..
MIKU: Don’t worry, Caine! We’ll find you!
[Miku boasts a confident smile as she makes her way out of the frame, her twintails bouncing slightly as Kuzan soon follows her, although much slower, due to his size he manages to come out of the frame just as quickly.]
CAINE: Yes, go on and… wait, actually no on second thought, I’m fine! Don’t find me.
[Despite Caine’s strange warning, the camera shifts now to the hallway where Kuzan and Miku walk down, Caine’s once ethereal and echo-y voice now becoming a hollow shell of itself, seeming somewhat alarmed, although at what is uncertain.]
CAINE: You really don’t need to! I’d prefer to stay inside the walls if given the chance. It’s very cozy!
MIKU: Don’t say that! It's much more comfy out here. Now… where could he be?
[As Miku and Kuzan stop just shy of halfway down the hall, Kuzan looks towards the stairs, a small door there as he puts his hand on Miku’s shoulder, trying to grab her attention. With a little bit of a yelp, Miku twirls around and notices the door before the camera cuts to a close-up of the door itself. It looks like any other standard door, the colour a dull grey to blend in with the walls as Miku pulls her head into the frame.]
MIKU: Don’t worry Caine, we’ll find you!
[As Miku swings the door open, the camera suddenly cuts to show the perspective from inside the cupboard itself, Miku and Kuzan taking a peek as Miku’s face falls slightly into the valley of disappointment. Sure enough, as we cut to what’s inside, it’s revealed to be nothing more than just a whole lot of garbage bags piled on top of one another, a dull grey light illuminating the scene – the colourful Caine is nowhere to be found.]
MIKU: Aww…
CAINE: I assume you checked in the cupboard under the stairs? Bold choice, but unfortunately no dice!
KUZAN: Well, where are you anyway?
CAINE: I can see nothing but a black slightly thin void in front of me… In the walls….
KUZAN: What, those ones?
[As Kuzan points towards the camera, we swivel back around to show the cupboard once more, laid bare for all to see as Miku and Kuzan’s head peek into it and the frame itself from the corners. Suddenly a familiar gloved hand and red sleeved-arm rises up from the trashbags, energetically making hand movements as it goes into a starburst before patting the thin wall behind, all the while Caine gives his trademark energetic voice a good shout.]
CAINE: Hah! Good luck finding me in that! It’s paper-thin!
[Caine soon realises his mistake as the camera cuts back over to Miku and Kuzan, slightly fed-up with his game before the camera cuts back over to Caine’s arm, slowly sinking down to the trashbags, but before it can fully descend, it’s suddenly grabbed by Kuzan’s large fist as Caine lets out a little squeak.]
[The camera cuts back around to the hallway shot from before, Kuzan reaching into the cupboard as Miku backs away slightly all the while Caine protests.]
CAINE: Wait, no stop, I’m really inside the walls! Stopstopstopstopsto-
[Before long, Kuzan manages to pull Caine’s body out of the pile of bags, sending him slamming to the floor, the camera shaking upon impact before cutting to a new angle. We see Kuzan and Miku looking down towards the camera, showing a strange reaction to Caine as a confused and somewhat frightened spark is within her eyes, while Kuzan’s lip lightly parts in confusion, Caine no doubt recognising the way they’re looking at him as he acts strangely defensive.]
CAINE: Now look at what you did. You couldn’t bear sticking your nose where it doesn't belong, and now we’re stuck with the consequences!
MIKU: Where…?
[The camera suddenly cuts to reveal Caine lying on the floor, only there’s one important thing missing; his head – it’s completely gone, although the bangle is somehow wrapped tightly around the collar of his body which is moving seemingly without any real cause for alarm.]
MIKU: Where did your head go?!
CAINE: I said I was in the walls for a reason.
[The camera cuts back to the hallway shot with all three in frame now, Caine suddenly picks himself off the ground, standing now on his own two legs, his feeble black appendages shaking, clearly not used to being on the ground for so long as he fixes his cuffs and bowtie.]
CAINE: I don’t know how or why this happened, but I can’t Caine like a Caine should! I mean, standing on two legs, what kind of cruel god would allow such a thing to happen?!?
[Kuzan and Miku look at each-other in silence before Kuzan speaks up.]
KUZAN: Can ya at least think about what steps you took before you lost your head?
CAINE: Hmm… let’s see…
[The camera zooms in on Caine, now a medium shot that’s gradually morphing into a close-up as he scratches his missing non-existent chin.]
CAINE: Well the last thing I remember was us heading in here. And then I went to bed. I felt a hand creep against my eyes in the dark, and then I suddenly started to shake. And then I went to the bathroom and felt fine. And then I woke up. So, somewhere in-between those events.
[As Miku and Kuzan listen to his story, nodding their heads slightly, Kuzan suddenly walks off, Caine turning the opposite way as he tries to talk to the mountain of a man.]
CAINE: Pardon my french, but what are you doing?
KUZAN: Trying to find where your head could be.
[As Kuzan makes his way to the door, he gets closer to the camera until his entire face takes up the foreground, as the door slowly creaks open, his once bored and apathetic face suddenly contorts into that same confused expression from before as Miku suddenly looks over from the background, completely startled at whatever’s off-screen while Caine tries his best to face the right direction, spinning before slightly stumbling towards the camera.]
CAINE: What is it this time?
[The camera switches to show Kuzan standing just near the door, and what’s outside is no longer the slightly grimy industrial hallway but instead… wall. Just a solid piece of wall that is somehow now present, even matching up with the colour of the building’s bricks right down to the very palest shade of blue.]
MIKU: What the?! I-It’s…
KUZAN: Wall.
[Kuzan goes to punch it, sending his mighty fist towards the mound of bricks, only to have his fist crack and become slightly unhinged from his joints, coming up at a sharp angle as he pulls his arm away. Surprisingly, Kuzan shows no sign of pain or even emotion as the camera shows him looking down at his broken hand.]
MIKU: Why would you do that?! Are you hurt?
KUZAN: Fine.
[In contrast to Miku’s high-pitched wail, Kuzan’s cool monotonous tone is still present as he cracks his hand back into place. The camera zooms back out, showing all three of them in the hallway once more as Caine strikes a thinking pose.]
KUZAN: Do we have any hammers around here?
CAINE: How did a wall suddenly up where the door was? Do you two still have your heads, screwed on tighter than the tightest screw upon your necks? Or are they missing, like mine?
MIKU: If they were missing, we wouldn’t be able to speak to you, or even breathe or live. I-I’m still wondering how there’s a wall there, I mean it was just a hallway not too long ago!
KUZAN: Maybe they bricked us up for a challenge?
MIKU: R-Really? But surely we would have known by now that they were going to do something like that.
KUZAN: You really think they’re gonna tell you they’re sealing us inside before they do it? We didn’t get some kinda warning in advance when we were kidnapped.
MIKU: Okay um… Oh wait, there’s a door in the kitchen, right? Is that still available?
CAINE: Nope.
MIKU: How can you be so sure?
CAINE: Because I just checked, just now, while the two of you were talking!
KUZAN: We were only talking for like 5 seconds.
CAINE: And that’s more than enough time for me to check!
[Miku lets out a little anxious sigh, the camera shifting to focus on her in the foreground, while Kuzan stands in the back, putting his hands into his coat pockets as he slightly crooks his head towards the popstar.]
KUZAN: You okay?
MIKU: Yeah, it’s just… Not all that used to being, ‘trapped’. I guess.
KUZAN: Well, ya better get used to it. Isolation’s a fickle thing but whatever horrors await outside can’t at least get us here. Looks like we’ll be here a long, long time…
[Suddenly, Miku moves forward just a little as a little squeak can be heard off-screen, the girl quickly spinning around as her twintails lash about. The camera reveals Komasan, standing on the staircase, his yellow eyes wide with surprise while Miku’s legs remain somewhat present in the foreground, her voice caught with surprise at seeing the yokai.]
MIKU: Oh, Komasan! What is it?
KOMASAN: The whole house’s gone topsy-turvy! Rayman’s fallen out the window!
CAINE: We have a window?
[The camera is now positioned over the upstairs hallway, facing the stairs directly as we hear the slow pitter-patter of footsteps, before they get louder. Before long, Komasan, Miku, and Kuzan all make their way up the stairs, Caine’s headless body slumped over his teammate’s as Komasan soon waddles his way over to the right of the frame, soon disappearing from sight before the others catch up with him.]
[The camera slowly pans around to follow them before we see a large window at the end of the hallway, one which has never been seen before in any other team’s area. Miku and Kuzan’s head bob up from the bottom of the frame as they look over to it, seeing nothing but bricks outside.]
KUZAN: More bricks.
[Komasan scoots along into the frame before we switch around to showing their actual faces, Komasan is closer to the camera than his teammates, a little look of worry within his big yellow eyes while Miku and Kuzan look at him with curiosity.]
KOMASAN: I dunno where these bricks came from, but Rayman tried to investigate and well uh… he flew!
KUZAN: “Flew”?
KOMASAN: Yeah, yeah! Just hopped out and suddenly ‘whooooossshhhh!’
[The camera cuts to a close-up of the window itself as a familiar, if echoey voice can be heard, sounding a little bit desperate through their shouts.]
RAYMAN: Hey are you guys up there or what?
[Miku makes her way over to the window, looking all around before the camera cuts to a close-up of her face, trying her best to talk to him as she looks down below before her eyes quickly dart upwards. Surprisingly, there’s some empty space in between the window and the wall, allowing for this shot to even happen.]
MIKU: Rayman?
RAYMAN: Oh, hey, Miku! Can ya come down here real quick?
MIKU: D-Down?
RAYMAN: Yeah, down! You know what ‘down’ means, right?
MIKU: Of course I know what down means! Why are you out there?
RAYMAN: Well I tried to see whether the bricks were real, and I slipped and… well, I’m down here, simple as that!
[Miku looks back over to the others, barely visible over her shoulder as she speaks in a low hushed voice.]
MIKU: We don’t happen to have any rope around, do we?
CAINE: If we did, one of us would have used it by now!
MIKU: Okay… um…
[Miku leans forward, keeping her voice loud and clear as she addresses Rayman, the sound of the lights buzzing and flickering just barely audible in the background.]
MIKU: Okay. I’ll try to meet you.
RAYMAN: Cool. Cool. Lemme find something to break your fall.
[We return back to the close-up shot of the window as Miku rests on it, putting out one leg before looking back over to her teammates, Caine lets out a little wave as Kuzan lets out a little cough.]
KOMASAN: See ya on the other side, miss.
[Miku nods before dangling both legs out of the window, slowly scooting further and further to the edge before she’s off it completely, camera zooming in ever so slowly. Bizarrely, instead of falling to the ground, Miku is instead lifted upwards, catching her by surprise as she lets out a warbled scream. Once the others see her, Kuzan drops Caine down, walking right over to the windowsill, a rare bit of shock present on his otherwise stone-cold face.]
[The camera then shows a close-up of Miku’s face, groaning in pain as she splutters a little, the camera remains on this image before a gloved hand slowly floats into the left side of the frame, and a familiar voice.]
RAYMAN: Need a hand?
[The camera quickly zooms back out, revealing Rayman as he ‘crouches’, waiting for the disorientated singer to adjust to her surroundings. Surprisingly, the two of them seem to be on some sort of floor, with bright lights emerging from random spots. Before long, Miku’s body twists itself back to normal as she takes Rayman’s hand, slowly lifting herself up as Rayman lets out a little fanged smile.]
RAYMAN: Don’t suppose they’re bringing down a rope, huh?
MIKU: N-No… Where are we?
RAYMAN: I don’t even know at this point, but if I had to guess…
[The camera slowly zooms out, revealing the entire landscape to be the strange hall outside of the player’s homes, the same posters put up and music blaring for all to hear, however it all seems so different, the pieces slowly falling into place as Rayman finishes.]
RAYMAN: Probably the roof.
[Miku looks over to Rayman completely confused before she looks up, the camera showing the wall from before had completely disappeared, and the front door from the hallway now mysteriously shifting into the window from before.]
MIKU: What in the…? What the heck is going on?
RAYMAN: Beats me.
MIKU: How can you be so calm about this?!
RAYMAN: Trust me, I have been in WAY stranger places like this. Ya ever been to a world made of cake infested with mariachi skeletons? And you’re a chicken too?
MIKU: Is that a question or-?
[Suddenly, butting in the middle of their conversation, a loud thud can be heard as the camera switches to a new angle, Rayman and Miku stand on opposite sides of the frame as something, or more rather, someone slowly drips down to the ground. It’s revealed to be the shadowy mass themselves; Dormin, their whirlpool eyes crashing within the darkness as thin green light pokes out from where their bangle should be. Miku and Rayman turn to look over at them, a little uneasiness within their faces now as Rayman lets out a polite little wave.]
[Before long, a new sound can be heard as someone’s high-pitched scream echoes out, slowly getting closer and closer before something suddenly drops through Dormin, their body quickly reshaping itself as this person suddenly moves out of them. The camera focuses on them as they walk out, their mouth spluttering from the shadows while their eyes remain shut, trying to get that terrifying taste out of their mouth. It’s revealed to be none other than Reagan as her eyes slowly creak open, and she whispers to herself.]
REAGAN: Jesus Christ…
[Her tired eyes slowly crack open as she spots Miku and Rayman looking over her, before long Dormin takes a gander towards the tired coffee-addict, the awkward silence suddenly broken by the sound of another person slamming against the ground. The camera suddenly moves far away from everyone, fixated on a specific corner while the other players remain blurry in the background. Slowly, a head rises up, revealing it to be Nakanaka’s as she rubs her head slightly, gripping in slight pain before her grimace suddenly shifts into a triumphant smile. She cackles before rising up to her feet, the camera tilting in accordance as she looks over to the other players.]
NAKANAKA: Ha-Ha! You see? My powers do exist! Anti-Gravitiational Manipulation, one of my specialties! All of you are simply too shocked to see reality warping beyond your eyes to even say anything!
[As Nakanaka’s grin grows, her one visible eye is notably excited as she stares at the others, and in turn they stare back before Dormin speaks up.]
DORMIN: You are aware, child, that we all arrived here before you. Correct?
NAKANAKA: …Yeah!
[Before the girl can embarrass herself further, a sudden object drops right in front of her, only it’s not an object, surprise surprise, it happens to be yet another body as the sound of Millie swearing like a sailor under her breath can be heard before she slowly brushes herself off. Once she rises back into the frame, the camera suddenly switches to a wide shot, showing all the players thus far as a loud claxon noise blares and echoes throughout the halls, bouncing around with piercing precision as it catches everyone’s attention. Shortly after, the distorted voice of the host comes in to play.]
HOST: We apologise for the fluctuation within your normal surroundings. We are trying our best to rectify this problem. In the meantime, your challenge is being prepared so please wait within the cafeteria until it is ready.
REAGAN: The cafeteria. Great, just great.
RAYMAN: You got something against cafeteria food?
REAGAN: The coffee machine’s busted there.
RAYMAN: Yeah well, what can ya do? …Wait, there’s coffee there?
REAGAN: Mhm. Well, let’s get goi-
RAYMAN: We were on the same team for like an entire week, and you didn’t think for one goddamn second to tell me this place had coffee?!
MIKU: Rayman, hold on-
RAYMAN: No, screw it! I’m making a beeline to the cafeteria, I don’t care.
[As Rayman starts to run towards the camera, his body is suddenly squashed by a falling headless Caine and Kuzan (still with his head), however his hands, head, bangle, and feet all still continue to rush past the camera as everyone else watches.]
CAINE: I can’t see right now, but if I did there’d probably be a good reason as to why everyone’s so silent.
[We skip forward just a little bit in time as all of the players sit in the cafeteria, those not present such as Rayman, Wily, Negative Man, and Yukong busy in the kitchen while everyone sits in their respective teams. The camera shows an overhead shot of everyone as they mingle with one another before we zoom in on one solitary player; Doll. We show a close-up of her mechanical fingers, rubbing against each-other as if she’s trying to click them, before showing a close-up of her bored holographic face, the other hand balled up against it.]
[Her orange glow seems to exhibit a strange mix of boredom and yet strange sadness all at the same as we hear the clatter and chatter in the background. Before long, we hear the sound of someone approaching fast, the squeaks of the table blaring out before Doll speaks up.]
DOLL: What is it?
IBUKI: Nuffin’.
[The camera zooms out to reveal Ibuki’s face pressed up against Doll's, the robot not reacting with anything else but boredom before Ibuki soon peels herself off the cold android. Doll continues to try and do the same repetitive motions as Ibuki takes notice, her hands doing the same action and producing an effortless snap. Her eyes soon sparkle with realisation as she recognises what Doll is trying to do.]
IBUKI: Are you trying to snap your fingers like a human? That’s cute!
DOLL: Don’t patronise me, please.
IBUKI: Ibuki wouldn’t never! So long as she knew that word meant! But still I think it’s pretty neat you’re trying to be like a human.
DOLL: I don’t need to be like a humsn, I’m fine with being me.
IBUKI: Kay kay… but who is this ‘me’, y’know? Ibuki doesn't think she knows the slightest thing about you.
[Ibuki presses her fingers against her temple, trying her best to think while Doll puts her hand away from the desk, staring over at the punkish human with that same faint glow from her eyes, the camera soon cutting to show Doll’s perspective as Ibuki calls it quits and returns back to her more energetic persona.]
IBUKI: Nope, just a complete blank. So come ooonnn! Ibuki will tell you a bit about herself in exchange!
[She leans forward, baring a smile like a hungry shark, ready to feast on anything particularly juicy before the camera shifts back to Doll, her eyes showing a little flicker of hesitancy before she answers.]
DOLL: I’m an orphan.
[Ibuki’s hand backs away slightly from the mechanical girls’ shoulder as she hears this news, her face falling just a little as her sharp gaze is quickly dulled down to s more sympathetic line.]
IBUKI: Ohh… sorry.
DOLL: You don’t need to apologise, it’s not like you caused it.
[The camera pans fo focus entirely on Doll now, letting her silver arms rest against the hollow table, the camera remains fixated on her as her voice takes on a more rare melancholic and somewhat remorseful tone. The camera continues to zoom in on her as she starts to tell her tale.]
DOLL: My mama and papa, they were good people. Tried all their best to provide whatever they could, like all the humans would for their offspring. I remember their voices, even if we lived in nothing but an infernal cube, they still had warmth coming out their voiceboxes.
[Ibuki slowly fades into the background as Doll tells her tale, only her hand can be seen as it buts in around Doll’s head, her movements curious as is her voice.]
IBUKI: Wait if you have a mom and dad, does that mean that robots like you have geni-
DOLL: Not important. Shut up.
[The camera returns back to its focus on Doll, dark shadows slowly settling in as she hunches over just a little, trying her best to remember and spit out the details.]
DOLL: We were happy. As a family should be. But then… she showed up. She slaughtered them right in front of me, sipping out their oil like it was straight from thr barrel. I myself was lucky to hide in the corner, but I think she knew I was watching. She left them there for a good minute, and… she noticed me. She stared directly at me with those rancid eyes.
[The camera now shows a close-up of Doll’s hands once more, her fingers running and scratching against each-other as the thin light from her eyes casts a hollow glow off of them.]
DOLL: I must have made some noise. But… she didn’t attack me. She stared at me, sure, and her claws were long and awful, her wings being nothing but bone and circuits. The sound of oil droplets hitting the wooden floor… We just continued to stare, mine full of fear, and hers full of nothingness. The lights were on, and somebody was home, but they didn’t bother to answer the front door.
[Doll almost takes a deep simulated breath as the camera slowly zooms out, her posture getting noticeably more relaxed as Ibuki remains silent.]
DOLL: Since then, I’ve been alone in spirit. No other drones or god forbid any humans to accompany me. It wasn’t like I would have wanted their help either way… Hope you’re happy.
[Ibuki is unsure about what to say as the camera zooms out further and further, her eyes dart around, trying her best to come up with something to soothe Doll from her troubles, but instead all the mechanical girl gets is just a simple pat on the shoulder.]
IBUKI: I’m… Ibuki’s sorry.
DOLL: Again, there’s really no need to apologise. Just one of those freak accident things. Like, getting kidnapped and ending up on a TV show you don’t want to compete in.
IBUKI: …Yeah. Yeah, you gotta point there, doll.
[As Ibuki clicks her fingers to make fingerguns, further adding to that strange American accent she’s trying to put on, Doll rotates her head slightly her way, her eyes growing slightly brighter, even if her smile hasn’t at all wavered beyond a single line. The camera returns back to focus on Doll with Ibuki in the background as the human starts to cough a little bit, her voice now slightly hoarse as she ducks behind Doll.]
[Before long, another voice is heard, catching both of the two girl’s attentions.]
RAYMAN: Hey! This little guy here thinks he can take on anyone at arm-wrestling! Thinks he’s the champ!
[Rayman’s voice is slightly higher-pitched than usual as the camera pans around, revealing him standing on the table with a pot of coffee in his hands, the brown liquid slowing around as he puts on this performer persona, his hair now frayed slightly like fireworks and his eyes a little dilated. Just behind him is Jimmy, sitting without his blazer and his sleeves rolled, his slightly stocky arms crossed as he pulls a smile that’d look better with a few teeth missing.]
RAYMAN: Well. Any of you guys- Or gals! Any of you wanna take him on and try to beat the champ! James, uhh… “Big Gut Guy” Hopkins?
JIMMY: ‘Big Gut Guy’ is the best you can come up with?
RAYMAN: Shush. Well? Any takers?
[Despite how oddly Rayman is acting, one person seems to want to challenge the boy, their hand coming in sharply from the right side of the frame as their black-painted fingernails and scrunchee give away who it is almost immediately, their all-too-familiar voice any more so.]
IBUKI: IBUKI ACCEPTS! You wanna settle this thing punk-on-punk?
[The camera cuts over to the two as they lock hands with one another, each trying to match the other’s ferocity, although Ibuki is clearly winning by a large margin. The musician is to the left of the frame, while the schoolboy remains firmly on the right, Rayman’s hand keeping the two in the air as everybody else crowds around them, the sound of chatter surrounding the scene like a metal fence.]
RAYMAN: Alright kids, ground rules! One – ya gotta make sure you don’t break something when you win – whether it’s the table, your opponent’s soul or your own arm, I don’t got the cash to pay for it so don’t break it.
IBUKI: No prob!
RAYMAN: Two – Don’t do anything to your opponent under the belt.
JIMMY: Not wearing a belt, genius.
IBUKI: Ibuki’s got a skirt-
RAYMAN: Just, no funny business under the table, alright? Like, don’t kick your opponent just to make ‘em lose.
JIMMY: Okay, fine. Any more rules?
RAYMAN: Just one. Rule three…
[The camera shows a close-up of all three of their hands, tightly holding one another before Rayman suddenly lets go of his grip, leaving Ibuki and Jimmy trapped together as he rushes out his words.]
RAYMAN: Thereisnothirdrule, threetwoone GO!
[Being caught by surprise, Ibuki’s arm waves slightly, allowing Jimmy to gain the upper hand and slam Ibuki’s hand onto the table, the camera shifting to a close-up of the impact itself before hard-cutting to different points in time as more matches continue. No matter who steps up; Nakanaka, N, Millie, they all fall down in the exact same way, the camera cutting to Ben’s loss and remaining there as it zooms out, showing Jimmy with a smug look on his face while Ben shakes his hand slightly.]
BEN: No fair! He was gripping too hard!
JIMMY: Sucks to suck, not my fault you got weak little noodle arms.
BEN: Whatever…
[As Ben exits the frame, the camera rests back over to Jimmy, putting his hand behind his head as a smug smile escapes his lips, his eyes darting around to see whether anyone else will challenge him, although that enthusiasm from the crowd before has wavered slightly with the same outcome happening again and again and again.]
JIMMY: Anyone else wanna try the hand of “Iron-Grip Jimmy”?
RAYMAN: Really, that’s the name you’re sticking with?
JIMMY: Yeah. You got a problem with it?
RAYMAN: Coulda gone for something less generic-
JIMMY: Yeah well… I didn’t ask for your opinion.
RAYMAN: What the hell are you talking about? You just di-
JIMMY: Whatever man. Those hosts are surely taking their sweet time, and there’s a whole lotta you who I’m sure are gonna be an actual challenge. Only question is, who’s gonna stop me, eh?
[The camera shoots over to the crowd, remaining mostly silent and apathetic until one player pokes themselves out from the mould.]
YUKONG: Sure, I’ll take you on.
[As Yukong steps out, she pats down her outfit just a little, the camera showing a shoulder shot as Jimmy remains clear in the foreground while Yukong remains blurry despite being right next to the camera. Jimmy smiles, trying his best to crack his knuckles, although it's clear he’s just doing the motion instead of actually cracking them, pretending to do the same with his neck.]
[As this new challenger sits back down, she rolls up her sleeves, revealing her slightly toned arms before holding it out over the shoulder, a sophisticated and concentrated glimmer within her sharp stare. Soon, Jimmy takes it as Rayman’s hand slowly moves down into view, clasping the two together before we return to a familiar shot. Jimmy and Yukong stare each-other down, not saying a word, with the challenger to the left, and the sore winner to the right. Yukong looks over to Rayman, who rests firmly in the middle of the frame, but instead of reminding anyone about the rules, he instead just speeds things along in a rushed voice.]
RAYMAN: Okaynowgo!
[Jimmy doesn’t put any strain, his arm shaking slightly as he tries his best to move Yukong, but surprisingly, he seems to struggle a little bit, Yukong putting up a fair fight too as Jimmy tries to blow off any nervousness.]
JIMMY: F-Finally! Someone who’s strong enough to take down a teenager!
[Behind Jimmy’s joke lies a little bit of desperation as the struggle continues, the camera showing a close-up of the two’s hands locked against one another in a vicious contest, the sound of Jimmy’s grunting becoming especially present as we show a close-up of his face, as opposed to Yukong’s now confident stare.]
YUKONG: Surprised, huh?
JIMMY: Not- in the- slightest-!
[Yukong moves Jimmy’s hand a little towards her side, showing her advantage as the crowd suddenly picks back up, becoming excited at the prospect of the smug schoolboy losing. We return back to the shot of both of them in the frame, most of the crowd now piling towards the left of the frame to get a better look and cheer on the stronger Yukong while Jimmy tries his best to keep a grip on the table. Before long however, the match comes to a close as Yukong presses Jimmy’s knuckles against the hard metal table, and as she does, a large bang can be heard from the background.]
[Yukong quickly slides her hand back to look to the background of the frame, her head and nearly everyone else’s doing the same as several thin white glows can be seen , all the while Jimmy is still trying to recover from his loss, his tone a little stuck-up and irritated.]
JIMMY: No fair! You were… you stomped on my toe! She did, she really did, that means she lost!
HOST: Not interrupting anything, are we?
[The moment Jimmy’s ears pick up in the sound, soon he turns his head, and sure enough the host reveals themselves, the camera showing a middle-shot of them before the doors to the cafeteria bang shut, echoing across the slightly dismal walls of the hall. The static from their screen blares in a harsh melodious fashion before the host clasps their hands together, walking calmly towards the players.]
HOST: Once again, we humbly apologise for the brief mishap on the playing field. It seems something went wrong as a consequence of that intruder. But, rest assured, it is for the most part fixed. And so…
[As the host finally sweeps across the camera, we switch to the opposite angle, the host’s back to the viewers, surrounded by shadow, while all of the players look over towards their mechanical mastermind. Some like Jimmy, Reagan, and Nakanaka look on in annoyance, Plague Knight puts his fingers together, trying to seem intelligent, while everyone else stares with that look of curiosity and slight caution in their eyes.]
HOST: It is time to commence with the next challenge. But before we can do that, allow us to bring forth our special guest host for the occasion…
[The host suddenly rests their hands against the ends of the table, catching everyone’s attention before their legs buckle just slightly, the static from the TV glows harshly as we cut to a close-up of the screen, it pulses and vibrates harshly as it tries its best to get rid of whoever’s inside it now. Before long, hair starts to appear, two cyan twintails, whipping the table slightly before a head starts to manifest. The camera now opts for a more overhead shot as suddenly, the next guest host slips out from the table, sliding against the table just a little as all the players back away.]
[It’s a girl, a yellow jacket draped over her while underneath is a plain black schoolgirl outfit, the two contrasting against one another as the jacket glows a little under the neon lighting of the cafeteria as well as from the bangle around her neck. Speaking of lights, it hits against her right eye normally, but her left shimmers and glows just a little more harshly, and the color is different too – a slightly-chipped good as opposed to the more normal shade of blue in its twin.]
[The camera cuts to a close-up shot of her as she suddenly rises from the table, spluttering slightly as a few players in the background looks around her as she pats her tongue a little.]
JACKET: Got hair in my mouth. Just great.
[Her slightly annoyed tone dissipates as she looks all around, the camera showing her perspective as everybody looks at her, Jimmy being the closest as he’s still on the table before the girl pushes his face back, causing him to fall off the table in surprise.]
HOST: An amateur detective cut from a rather unique cloth, and although her methods may be just a little less sophisticated than her older peers-
JACKET: It gets the job done, besides that’s top-secret ABIS info.
NEGATIVE MAN: ABIS? What’s that?
JACKET: A top secret branch of the Tokyo PD, it’s pretty cool actually, we-
VOICE: Mizuki!
[Suddenly a strange voice seemingly appears out of nowhere, although the girl quickly shuts up after hearing it as the camera moves back around to a third-person perspective, keeping its attention on the girl.]
JACKET: Whuzzat? Oh, right. Yeah, sorry, forgot the top-secret thing’s meant to be top-secret…
[An awkward pause rings out among the hall as the host picks up from where they left off.]
HOST: …The Static Serene introduces our newest guest host: Mizuki Date.
[Mizuki soon picks herself up from the table, leaping down to the ground below as the camera follows her, panning up from her shoes as soon as she makes an impact, putting her hands on her hips and flashing a proud smile on her face. Speaking of her face, now that the camera has a closer look on her, it’s plain to see that her left eye is certainly more eye-catching than the right, instead of a plain circle for an iris, it’s a four-tipped star.]
HOST: She will help shepherd all of you throughout this challenge.
[The camera pivots back around to the crowd, still keeping the host in the foreground as they hug the left side of the screen, Vivian rests herself against the table before talking back.]
VIVIAN: Well that’s swell and all, but what’s the actual challenge?
HOST: We will reveal it shortly.
VIVIAN: You can’t reveal it now?
HOST: Wily. Mioda. Please step forward.
[The camera cuts over to the both of them as their name is called, a slightly serious and commanding tone present through the host’s distorted voice, soon enough, they come to join Mizuki, and although they aren’t exactly tall, both of the girls are still taller than Wily, his bald head and restless eyes poking out from the bottom of the frame as the host continues.]
HOST: Each team will be designated a “helper”, who will help to try and make that team win. And before any of you worry about someone lacking behind or having an advantage due to their intelligence…
[At the mention of the word, Wily smugly grins just a little, while Mizuki crosses her arms in satisfaction, a proud look on her face, neither being aware of who it was actually addressed to.]
HOST: Every 10 minutes, the teams will swap their helpers. But as for now, the teams and helpers will be as follows…
[The camera cuts back around to the table, focusing on the large crowd around the table as the camera fixates on the middle of it. Although many different players are around, all of the Green Team is in shot, most notably Yukong still sitting on the table, while some like Dormin or Plague Knight try to poke their heads out.]
HOST: Green Team. Seeing as how you have less players than your compatriots and have had quite the unlucky streak recently, you will be helped out by Miss Date first.
[The camera veers just slightly to the left, revealing that most of the Red Team are huddled around in the same spot, looking directly at the host, and by extension, the camera too.]
HOST: Red Team. As a middle ground, your starting helper shall be Miss Mioda. And, as for the Blue Tea-
[The camera goes to turn towards them, both it and the host are interrupted by a tired croak of anger as a certain guest host interjects.]
WILY: So you’re giving me to them so they have a disadvantage?!
[We quickly snap back over to the players, Wily now trying to get right up in the host’s face, although only manages to get just to their arm, making him even more furious, but the host just continues to stare into open air, a slight crackle of static playing on the screen before the picture transitions into a cartoon eye, slowly looking down to the mechanical madman.]
HOST: We didn’t say that.
WILY: I’m the smartest person in this entire room! Why am I not the saving grace of the losers in Green, huh? Do you not know how many machines I’ve created, the blueprints which I can easily replicate to make machines that could tear you apart?! Well, do you?!
[The host doesn’t answer as Wily continues his ramblings, a little red in his face as he spits out in a vile tone, the camera quickly cutting over to Mizuki and Ibuki as the two look on in slight embarrassment, Mizuki covering her face slightly while Ibuki watches on in slight interest. That mysterious voice can be heard once again as Mizuki uncovers her face.]
VOICE: Maybe signing up for this wasn’t much of a good idea.
MIZUKI: Hey, I didn’t sign that contract! You did, dummy.
IBUKI: Oh, you talk to the voices in your head too?
MIZUKI: What? Pssh, no? I’m not crazy. …Wait, you actually hear voices in your head?
IBUKI: Just the one that talks and thinks just like Ibuki.
[Ibuki goes silent before suddenly cackling to herself, patting Mizuki on the shoulder as the girl fidgets slightly.]
IBUKI: I’m kidding…! You shoulda seen the look on your face. Hehe…
[Ibuki lets out a little nervous cough and moves away, a little twinge of red embarrassment over her face at the joke not landing while Mizuki stares at her a little weirdly, before long, we cut back over to Wily and the host, the former pacing around as he continues to rant.]
WILY: 88 stinking robot masters, 15 infernal diplomas and degrees. They hand out the name ‘doctor’ willy-nilly, but I earned my stripes! Not like that traitorous Light, that blasted basta-
[Suddenly a small buzz can be heard as Dr. Wily’s bangle shocks him, the man cries out in surprise and pain before collapsing down to the floor, the host continuing not to give him the light of day as their eye slowly swivels back to stare directly at the camera.]
HOST: As we said. The Blue Team’s starting helper will be Dr. Wily. Now, please follow us to your playing fields.
[As the host begins to walk away, the camera cuts back over to everyone else, some already getting a move on, while a few others, like Nakanaka, Reagan, and John look at the frazzled Dr. Wily. Before long, we cut to a close-up of the doctor as he slowly recovers from his shock, before being mysteriously hoisted back on his feet by a shadowy arm, the camera panning up in tow.]
VIVIAN: Come on then, let’s put your brain to good use! If it hasn’t been fried already, of course.
[Vivian lets out a little chuckle before we see an overhead shot of the hallway, gone now are the cold metallic walls of a few hours past, now we’ve returned to the archaic brick and torch-light set-up, orange flames licking their light around and illuminating the landscapes while the host begins to lead everyone to their next challenge. When we cut back to them, we focus once again on Dr. Wily, his hair now slightly ashy as he sniffs, moving his frayed moustache while behind Caine accidentally bumps into him.]
CAINE: Sorry about that!
[Wily brushes it off before Caine bumps into him once again, the doctor’s eye twitching slightly in response.]
CAINE: My fault, oopsie-daisy!
[And again, Caine crashes into Wily, more irritation growing on the old man’s face as a little bit of frustrated regret forms itself too.]
CAINE: Okay that one was your fault!
[We quickly cut away from the two of them and instead focus on another guest host – Ibuki this time as she is notably more chatty with the Red Team, the camera cutting in the middle of a conversation between her, Nakanaka, and Gojo.]
IBUKI: Wow, and you did all of that just by snapping your fingers?
GOJO: Sure did.
IBUKI: Wooaah! If Ibuki did that everytime she snapped her fingers, her fans would be blown away! Like, pssshhhhh, aaaahhhh!
NAKANAKA: When you say blown away, do you mean they’d be amazed or be blown up?
IBUKI: Whenever ya go to one of Ibuki’s shows, there’s a good chance one of the two will happen!
NAKANAKA: Now I know for sure that going to concerts is dangerous for your health.
[We finally pivot around to Mizuki, up-close to the camera and taking up most of the frame while the others like Dormin, Yukong, and Luigi slowly trail along. Like Ibuki, Mizuki is in the middle of a conversation, although seemingly with herself.]
MIZUKI: Hey just checking, but do I still have weekends off?
[Mizuki isn’t met with any sort of answer, but her face falls slightly, while her little audience behind her remain unaware of what’s going on before she bursts out unexpectedly.]
MIZUKI: I know, okay! Don’t remind me about them geez… Besides, it’s his dirty mags, why do I even have to clean up after him? Should be the other way ‘round.
[The camera remains on this shor as Luigi looks towards Yukong, whispering slightly in an effort not to be rude.]
LUIGI: Is she okay?
YUKONG: I hope so. That girl must either be incredibly lonely, or got a couple of screws loose.
LUIGI: Well let’s just hope she doesn’t have super-human hearing or something.
MIZUKI: What was that?
[Thinking she’s heard them, Luigi freezes up, trying his best to pretend nothing is out of the ordinary, although his panicked eyes tell a different story.]
LUIGI: N-Nothing! Nothin’ to be concerned about, yessiree!
MIZUKI: You were with him before me, Aiba. Can’t you, like, access his brain like in the movies? …Okay fair point, I don’t wanna know what kind of dirty stuff he’s into.
[Luigi’s body relaxes slightly as he wipes the sweat off his brow, realising that Mizuki’s just continuing her conversation with this mysterious individual.]
LUIGI: Whew… Could’a sworn she was talkin’ to us.
YUKONG: You should have seen the look on your face when she did.
DORMIN: On the brighter side of things, we know the other voice’s name now… Ai-ba.
[Mizuki suddenly turns around to look over to the three of them, catching them by surprise.]
MIZUKI: You guys aren’t exactly quiet, you know? Now hurry up, we’re almost there… probably.
[Before long, the camera continues its overhead shot before showing the doors that lead to the player’s rooms, now not being inaccessible from a barrage of bricks as the host comes to a complete stop. The camera comes back down to Earth as the host rotates their body around, looking over to all the players before resting their head on the nearest rusting door.]
HOST: We’ve come to our stop. Teams, please make your way inside your own enclosures.
NOELLE: I thought we were supposed to do things on that playing field or whatever?
HOST: This is the playing field.
DOLL: No, that’s a wall. Big difference.
KOMASAN: Mhm.
HOST: You haven’t got time to argue, just please, step inside your respective doors.
[Before long, the audience sees the inside of a seemingly new location – a large white cube with a few items scattered all over its slightly grimy walls. The harsh lighting make for quite an arresting sight, as panels all along every surface can be seen, further taking in this strange white glow. To the sides there’s some furniture such as a couch, that actually looks half-decent, a large table with only one measly chair, a bed missing its pillow, and an old computer just tucked away into the corner. In the centre of it all lies a heavy metallic door, a speaker set up just to the side of it as it slowly creaks and grunts open.]
[Stepping inside this space is the Red Team, who cautiously look around, Sayori being the first to step foot inside as her footsteps echo all over the place, shielding her eyes from the sudden bright light around her.]
SAYORI: Ah, it’s, really bright in there!
NEGATIVE MAN: Little bit of light never hurt anyone.
[As Sayori steps inside, she’s soon followed by her teammates, the camera remaining static as they slowly crowd in before slowly sweeping over to the right, being met with a brief black void before showing the inside of an identical room, but this time the Blue Team are inside of it. They begin to look around and poke about the place before Caine slowly flops into the room, N taking notice of his headless teammate.]
N: The heck happened to you?
CAINE: If I knew, I’d tell you, but I guess my head isn’t screwed on tight enough to remember!
MIKU: It’s kind of a long story.
KOMASAN: Nah, not really. You just said ya found his headless body under the stairs and ya got no idea where his head could be. Doesn’t seem like quite the long story to me.
CAINE: On the contrary!
KOMASAN: So ya do know where his head is?
CAINE: Nope. Just what you said took more than one line to fill out on this page! Therefore, it is kind of a long story!
N: Well how the heck can we hear him talking if his head’s missing?
CAINE: I work in mysterious ways… so mysterious even I don’t know!
[The camera soon seeps to the right once more as the audience peers into the Green Team’s room now, everyone is inside and quickly look at their surroundings, Mizuki still continuing to talk to herself as Reagan takes notice.]
MIZUKI: What are you starin’ at?
REAGAN: Just your eyes.
MIZUKI: Wow… I’m flattered, but we kinda just met-
REAGAN: No, not in that way. I mean that eye. The fake one.
[Reagan points to the girl’s left eye, the camera soon cutting to a close-up as her face blinks, just garnering more attention to it before the mysterious voice is heard once more.]
VOICE: It’s fine, Mizuki. I have a feeling it’s only a matter of time before they start to ask questions.
MIZUKI: Okay… If you must know, this is my partner.
[As Mizuki pokes directly at the eye, the camera quickly flips back around to Reagan, hugging two thirds of the frame as she looks at it rather squeamishly before cocking an eyebrow.]
REAGAN: Partner? As in…?
MIZUKI: As in police partner. Her name’s Aiba – the wonderful AI Ball companion that fits nicely within your socket.
REAGAN: Oh! Oh, thank god.
MIZUKI: What were you expecting me to say she was my ‘partner’ partner?
REAGAN: No! No, not at all.
[The camera now shows a close-up of both girls, mirroring each-other as the open door leading to the dreary brick walls outside remains in the centre of the frame, an awkward silence soon following between the two before Reagan speaks up.]
REAGAN: Okay, a little.
[Suddenly, the door violently slams shut, catching both of them off-guard as Reagan lets out a little yelp, Mizuki covering her ear slightly. We cut over to overhead shots of all the teams as sure enough, their door closes as well, taking them all by surprise before a slight whirring noise can be heard, although from this top-down perspective we can't exactly see what’s making this noise. In the midst of this confusion, we finally hear the host’s voice.]
HOST: Do not be alarmed. You shall remain inside for no longer than is needed. Now, time to explain what your challenge is.
[The scene suddenly shows the Blue Team’s space as something suddenly drops down to the ground, appearing as nothing but a shadowy black smudge on the camera before it rests down. The camera instead keeps its attention towards Vivian and Rayman as they start to look at this object, Rayman’s eyes suddenly growing wide and Vivian reeling back in shock.]
VIVIAN: Oh my-
RAYMAN: Holy shit!
[The camera cuts over to the Red Team, the camera just above this mysterious object as they react in a similar manner, that being either shock, confusion, or the greatest of all… fear. The camera manages to capture everybody as they stare directly at this thing, still remaining obscured for now as the whirring noises appear once more, followed by the sound of something shutting. However that sound is muted slightly as the players talk amongst themselves.]
NEGATIVE MAN: What in the hell…?
BEN: Nah man, no not again, c’mon!
NAKANAKA: I-It’s nothing that weird. Y-you… bunch of babies!
[When we cut over to the Green Team, the camera shows nothing but the ceiling before a few heads start to pop in, including the scared Luigi, the unnerved John, and the confused Mizuki, all looking down to the camera.]
JOHN: It’s dead, right?
MIZUKI: I think so? Aiba…?
[Silence is heard as Luigi bites his nails slightly, and before long we finally reveal just what everybody has been staring at. The camera reveals this mysterious thing to be a diver, its skin still black and leathery and its zipper mouth agape, but its head has been crushed in, like a can bending from pressure.]
HOST: Your challenge is simple. The diver you see in front of you is dead.
[As the host continues, we cut over to the Blue Team, another diver lying motionless on the floor, however its neck has been eerily forced back, causing its head to twist and lie flat on the floor. While everyone in the room tries their best to wrap their heads around what the host is saying.]
HOST: Your task is simple – find out how and why they died using the clues around this room.
[We move back over to the Red Team, their diver has simply been shot in the chest area, a large hole present within as the camera slowly pans to the left, motioning back over to the room’s door.]
HOST: Once you are absolutely sure you know how they died, press the button and speak into the microphone to tell us. But we will warn you, you must be absolutely sure about your choice.
[We are suddenly thrust back into the Blue Room, a close-up of the microphone now showing as Noelle’s hand comes in from the right to tap on it, staying well-clear of the big red button below.]
HOST: We will only allow you one chance to elaborate on how the diver died. If you get it correct, you are allowed to leave. Get it wrong, and you’ll be up for elimination.
[In contrast, when we cut back over to the Green Team, nobody is even paying attention to the door, aside from Nacho who’s leaning against the wall just a little bit, but everyone else is crowding around the body, aside from Dormin who remains strangely missing.]
HOST: The challenge will end either when somebody guesses incorrectly, or when two teams manage to leave their room. Good luck, you’ll need it.
[The host’s voice slowly crackles out as we focus in on Mizuki, clapping her hands together and stretching, taking the strange situation rather calmly.]
MIZUKI: Okay! Let’s get to work, gang.
[Everyone else just stares at her in silence, as she stretches her arms slightly, before she suddenly barks back.]
MIZUKI: What? You guys never see a dead body before?
JOHN: You say that like it’s a universal experience… But yes, I have. Several, actually.
YUKONG: Okay, so we need to establish the basics. Was this a murder?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Of course it was, someone threw a concoction at this… thing! And it made its brain slowly evaporate and die out! Case closed!
[As Plague Knight rushes over to the door, Luigi soon grabs him, the small alchemist trying his best to flap his way out again as the camera focuses on their struggle.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: U-Unhand me, you simpleton! Do you NOT want to win?!
LUIGI: It can’t be as simple as that. W-We gotta make sure this is a… w-we just gotta understand the basics!
[Luigi hesitates at the word, looking like he’s holding on for dear life as he quickly looks away from the body, the camera slowly pans around as Mizuki seems to be in the middle of a conversation with Aiba.]
MIZUKI: Yeah, I don’t see why not. Do your thing, Aiba.
[Mizuki smiles before clicking her fingers, the camera soon cutting pver to a close-up of Mizuki’s face as we hear the mysterious voice once more.]
AIBA: I’m not a dog, Mizuki.
[Shortly after, Mizuki’s left eye socket begins to pulse slightly, stretching just a little before something goopy drips out, along with her fake eyeball, once everything is outside, the girl immediately blinks to close it as we show a close-up of the goop falling down on the floor. It is translucent and slimy as the fake eye and connecting stalk bob around before it strangely begins to wobble around, quickly taking the shape of a small bear-like creature, transforming the kinda disgusting sight into a kinda cute one as they look up at the players, waving as Aiba introduces herself.]
AIBA: Hello, pleased to finally speak with you all! My name is Aiba, now let’s solve this mystery!
[The camera cuts to everyone’s nearby reaction, Reagan, and John looking utterly flabbergasted while Luigi faints, slowly crashing out of frame and bringing Plague Knight with him.]
[We cut away from the Green Team and instead focus on the Red Team as a few members such as Gojo, Negative Man and Millie crowd around it, staring directly down at it as they throw out their theories.]
NEGATIVE MAN: It died from a shot to the heart. Poor bastard.
GOJO: Is dying like that really instant like they say?
[Gojo intentionally looks over to Millie as she immediately answers the question.]
MILLIE: Kinda. I mean, it’s not the brain but if you shoot them there they’re guaranteed to die.
NEGATIVE MAN: Might be good to check around and see whether any weapons are nearby. Got a feeling there’s more to this room than meets the eye.
GOJO: On it.
[The camera tilts up and follows Gojo, his steps echoing across the entire room as he immediately goes for the couch, sticking his hand in between the pillows, trying his best to find something secretly wedged. And although his eyes remain covered by that blindfold, when his fingers finally graze against something, he has no hesitation in picking it up, a satisfied smile fresh on his face.]
GOJO: There we go, come to papa.
[As Gojo’s hand is whisked from the crevices of the couch, the camera reveals what has been pulled out, revealing a close-up shot of a single coin right in between his fingers, a little smidge of blood present on the coin as it dully shimmers in the bright light overhead.]
NAKANAKA: A clue…
[Nakanaka’s voice catches Gojo off-guard somewhat as he turns around, the camera following in tow to focus on the both of them, the small girl rubbing her chin deep in concentration while Gojo just tucks the coin into his pocket.]
GOJO: You got some kinda power that could see into the future?
NAKANAKA: Hah! Don’t be ridiculous. Such a thing can’t exist.
[Gojo’s mouth goes slightly agape while Nakanaka chuckles to herself before Gojo is ready to strike back once again.]
GOJO: Really? That’s far-fetched. Last night I heard you ranting about how you could make ketchup float or control armies of flies to do your laundry, but just looking into the future is the one thing that can’t happen?
NAKANAKA: Well duh. Guess you can’t see the logic behind that blindfold of yours.
[Nakanaka stands up slightly to reach and tug on the black fabric, but the taller man quickly swats her hand away before turning his attention to Millie and Negative Man in the background, calling out to them with the coin still nestled firmly between his fingers.]
GOJO: Hey! Got something!
RAYMAN: What is it?
[At the sudden off-screen voice of the limbless player, we suddenly cut back over to the Blue Team, but instead of focusing on Rayman and his conversation in the back, the camera instead shifts its focus on Doll, peering directly down at the diver as her bright holographic eyes blur slightly, remaining motionless while Dr. Wily is heard in the background.]
WILY: It’s a skull. You’ve never seen one of those before?
RAYMAN: Of course I have, but skulls don’t look like whatever that thing on your belt’s supposed to be.
WILY: Yours sure as hell doesn’t. What are you even supposed to be?
RAYMAN: That’s not important, why aren’t you checking the body, aren’t you like a doctor or something?
WILY: I am a doctor of TECHNOLOGY, not MEDICINERY.
RAYMAN: That’s not even a word.
WILY: Yes it is, and I’m adding it to the dictionary. I have the authority to do that, you know.
RAYMAN: Sure, champ.
[Doll slowly produces something from the bottom of the frame, her hand slightly obscured by the body but before we get a good look at whatever it could be, the camera cuts over to focus instead on Wily and Rayman’s conversation, the two of them taking up opposite sides in the foreground while Doll can be seen hunched over in the background.]
WILY: Now, why don’t you run along and check up on how that body is doing? I’m not the one with my neck on the line. Speaking as someone who does have a neck of course.
[Rayman curses under his breath as Wily sticks his hands in his pockets, the same grumpy expression present on his face, however his eyes go slightly wide as he digs around in his pocket before he grabs Rayman’s shoulder, causing the player to cry out in frustration.]
RAYMAN: Oh what now?!
WILY: Where is it.
RAYMAN: Where is what?
WILY: Don’t play dumb - my lucky screwdriver.
RAYMAN: Lucky what?
WILY: I shouldn’t have to repeat myself. One of you obviously took it.
RAYMAN: Can’t you have just left it behind or dropped it on the floor without realising?
WILY: Bah! Utter nonsense. This screwdriver is sleek, heavy, and makes a very distinct whirring sound when used.
[Suddenly a strange mechanical whirring noise can be heard just slightly in the background, coming from Doll’s direction as Wily’s ears pick up on it.]
WILY: Yes, that noise.
[Wily soon realises just what is happening as he turns around, the image in the background suddenly getting crisper as the audience is finally let on as to what Doll is doing, the robot is peering into the diver’s body using Wily’s own screwdriver, the old kook rushing over to her.]
WILY: Hey! Give that back, you useless bag of bolts!
[Before Wily can reach out, he is suddenly smacked by the back of Doll’s hand, her eyes glowing slightly red for just a second as Wily grabs his mouth, groaning slightly in pain as he stumbles back down to the floor. The camera soon makes its way over back to Doll as Rayman steps over, getting a closer look at the two of them as the body remains in the forefront of the frame.]
DOLL: That should shut him up for a few minutes.
[As Doll pokes around the body with the screwdriver, it isn’t long before she finds something useful, removing the tool against the body before she suddenly unzips the diver’s mouth, digging her fingers inside of it. Meanwhile, Rayman just watches, alongside the audience, and the two of them begin a pseudo-autopsy before a new voice pokes out from the silence.]
AIBA: Cause of death…
[The camera soon cuts back over to the Green Team as it shows Aiba’s small bear-like goo body walk all over the corpse, its eye scanning around, zooming in and out as she speaks to herself, her voice now being heard by everyone around as a few players crowd around. Strangely, Mizuki is not one of them.]
AIBA: Blunt force trauma. A flat surface, most likely.
YUKONG: I don’t see any blood on these walls, so it can’t have been there…
LUIGI: Ceiling looks a little TOO clean, if ya ask me.
MIZUKI: Why is your first instinct the ceiling?
LUIGI: Whenever you find traces of something in murder mysteries, it’s always the walls or the floor. Why not give the ceiling a chance too, it’s got feelings!
AIBA: I’m pretty sure it doesn’t.
[The camera cuts back over to Aiba, showing a close-up as one of her tiny paws resting slightly over the dent of the diver’s head, Mizuki crouching down in the background to get a better view of the scene.]
AIBA: Besides, there appears to be no sign of bleeding whatsoever, at least externally.
MIZUKI: Maybe if we look through one of these zippers we’ll find where the blood is supposed to be.
AIBA: Inside the body?
MIZUKI: Exactly!
[We move away from the scene and instead focus on Luigi, looking around and poking his nose at all the miscellaneous furniture around. Once he makes his way over to the table, he moves his head to look down, the camera following in turn as he suddenly lets out a little surprised yelp, staring directly at the camera while clutching his chest.]
LUIGI: Sweet Mary and- Ya gotta stop doing that? You’ll give me a heart attack!
DORMIN: We cannot help it.
[We are suddenly shown what Luigi is staring at, revealing it to be nothing but a dark shadowy void comprised of two cyan whirlpools of light and a thin ring of green light – Dormin.]
LUIGI: Are ya gonna help us solve this thing or just hide in there all day?
DORMIN: We have no choice but to hide. The light above pierces our body – this is the only safe respite.
LUIGI: Well there’s gotta be something under there, don’t see why they’d leave out a desk for no good reason.
[Luigi’s hand slowly comes into frame, patting around at the void but knocking on nothing but solid, hard, and unassuming wood, leaving the plumber a little disappointed as the camera shows a close-up of his tired face. In the background however, Mizuki is seen rolling the body to its side, catching the plumber’s eye as he turns around.]
AIBA: Just as “eye” predicted.
[Cutting back once again to the duo, Mizuki’s face falls slightly while Aiba’s eye bobs up and down within her gelatinous mass, hands over where her mouth would be, seemingly proud of her little joke.]
MIZUKI: Aiba, I thought we agreed to put a stop to the puns…
AIBA: Correction, Mizuki. You said you wanted to stop me from making puns while I was inside of your head. We didn’t come to a similar conclusion for when I’m outside.
[Mizuki grumbles slightly before moving over to the subject’s head, the camera cutting to a close-up of her hand as she suddenly pulls out something tucked underneath her jacket, swinging a metal pipe around with the reckless grace of an ancient monk with their staff before it glows, Mizuki putting the head directly above the diver’s compressed head, as if ready to take a swing. That is, however, until someone notices.]
LUIGI: H-Hey! What are ya doing? Isn’t that just gonna cause more mess?
[Luigi’s hands suddenly move into frame, his gloves grabbing the pipe from the girl who tries her best to wrestle it away from the plumber, keeping calm while still acting on her own terms, a look of rebelliousness present within her eye once the camera tilts up to focus on the two of them.]
MIZUKI: Just trying to see whether it could be from a weapon! We haven’t ruled out that possibility yet!
[Mizuki’s words are slightly strained as she tries to wrestle the pipe away from Luigi’s hands, before both of them accidentally trip on something – in Mizuki’s case, the diver's body, and in Luigi’s case, Aiba’s body. The camera cuts to a close-up of both as they soon slip, the camera bouncing slightly as they crash down to the floor. As Luigi rubs his head, groaning slightly, Mizuki does the very same, Aiba slowly moving herself along her sleeve and hopping back into her empty eye socket. As Mizuki blinks furiously, she looks down to the body, now out of view as she suddenly picks up on something.]
MIZUKI: Hey…
[As Mizuki dives down, the camera cuts to an overhead shot, showing a slightly scuffed tile with black footprints over it, a few of the Green Team slowly moving in to look at this discovery as they talk amongst themselves.]
REAGAN: Alright! Now we’re getting somewhere.
NACHO: Hey, look at the footprints there.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: What else would we look at, simpleton?
[As Nacho brushes his hand against the scuffed surface, the camera zooms in closer on the scene as Nacho explains himself.]
NACHO: I don’t think these markings and those prints match up. They don’t feel the same.
JOHN: Yeah, and besides, this body doesn’t even have shoes. Matter of fact, pretty sure none of these freaks had shoes to begin with.
MIZUKI: Which means…
LUIGI: The poor guy was murdered for his shoes!
[As Luigi prepares to stand up and make a beeline for the door, Reagan’s hand comes in to grab a strap of his overalls as she shakes her head.]
REAGAN: Don’t get ahead of yourself. Although, there’s a good chance now that this guy was murdered by someone else!
[Just as the camera catches everyone’s faces and the confused, if satisfied, look present on them, a loud klaxon noise can be heard, grabbing everyone’s attention as they all look up at the camera, now remaining rigid and motionless, before a familiar distorted voice echoes throughout the block.]
HOST: 10 minutes have occurred. The guest hosts will now swap teams until the alarm sounds again. To all guest hosts, please proceed outside and to the closest door to your left upon exiting.
[When we move back to the standard medium shot down at the ground, we see and hear the door slowly creak open behind the detective as she turns around, taking notice of it before standing up, before the camera flips around to show her walking away, the other members watching in the background.]
MIZUKI: Well, it’s been fun.
REAGAN: Don’t say that. You might come back to help us!
[Mizuki gives a little turn of her head just as she’s about to exit the frame before scratching her neck, just above her bangle.]
MIZUKI: Let’s hope for your sake I don’t. You guys wanna win, right?
REAGAN: Well… yeah, but the easy way’s better than the hard way.
MIZUKI: Well, if ya want help it’ll have to be from someone else. You guys are going from easy to normal mode. Or I guess, easy-ish mode… I guess? Later!
[The camera returns back to focusing on the door while a few players’ obscured heads take up the foreground. Mizuki looks back from the doorframe before suddenly stepping outside as it slams shut automatically, the sound echoing throughout the room as something small floating down from the corner, catching Plague Knight’s attention as he suddenly leaps into the frame at the sight of it.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Oooo…
[The small object is revealed to be a simple piece of paper as it lands softly on the pure white ground, Plague Knight suddenly landing next to it as he remains hunched on the floor. His sickly armoured hands pick up the scrap of paper as he lifts it up trying to read it, while the others behind watch him.]
YUKONG: Don’t keep us in the dark, what does it say?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: It’s a-
[Before Plague Knight can reply, the door suddenly slams open directly against him, causing him to squawk in pain and barrel out of the frame, the camera tilting and zooming out to reveal Ibuki as she steps in, whistling to herself a seemingly nonsensical tune. Before long she looks now to the down and off-screen Plague Knight as the door closes behind her.]
IBUKI: Wow, that looks bad. Ibuki wonders what happened.
[We now go to the Blue Team’s area, the camera fixating on its door before it squaks open, thankfully with no-one on the other side as Mizuki and Aiba talk to one another, the little ocular assistant’s voice now present for the sake of the audience.]
AIBA: No, I don’t think it’s that simple.
MIZUKI: Well it can’t be that complicated. This is just a TV show, they’re not gonna string this whole thing out for like 40 hours or something.
AIBA: True, but simply saying they were attacked from behind doesn’t just connect all the dots.
MIZUKI: It connects plenty!
AIBA: Means, motivation, opportunity – you got all the answers for them?
MIZUKI: Well I uh…
[Mizuki scratches the back of her neck slightly, her face growing slightly annoyed before her eyes catch the Blue Team, the camera panning around to focus on them as most of the players are getting to work, Mizuki’s hand pointing over to Caine’s headless body, slumped over the desk with a piece of paper nearby.]
MIZUKI: I’m sure they’d know!
AIBA: Mizuki. His head’s not even screwed onto his shoulders. Literally.
MIZUKI: It’ll be fine. He’s reading that note like a champ!
[Without any time to argue, Mizuki soon makes her way over to the resting ragabout, hands on her hips as the camera follows. She prepares to snatch the note away, but before she does, she’s quickly stopped by another pair of hands; Komasan’s. His large eyes begin to furiously scan the paper as he stands on the desk, squinting slightly before addressing the junior detective.]
KOMASAN: ‘Scuse me m’am, can ya read this for me? It’s in some sorta language I can’t understand.
[Mizuki grabs the note in her hand as her right eye reads through it before stopping, her hands turning it the correct way up.]
MIZUKI: It was upside-down.
KOMASAN: Oh! Well, gosh, ain’t I a lil slow?
MIZUKI: Let’s see…
[The audience gets to see the note as we cut to a close-up of Mizuki, her face and hand taking up the right side of the frame as she reads out the typed note out loud.]
MIZUKI: “Red Ryan hates Blue Brian, Blue Brian loves Green Guyan, Green Guyan killed Red Ryan… Prepare some posies for a simple tragedy…” Aiba, what’s a posie?
AIBA: It’s the name for a group-
KOMASAN: Flowers, m’am.
[Before Aiba can finish, Komasan interjects, still sitting on the table as Mizuki lowers the note, letting him be seen in the frame as the girl looks towards him.]
KOMASAN: Back home when the flowers bloomed, was how we all knew spring had started.
MIZUKI: Back at my home whenever you heard the sound of bugs that was when you knew spring started.
KOMASAN: Sounds unsanitary, don’t ya have traps or somethin’?
MIZUKI: No, not in my actual home, like outside. Whenever you walk, little flying ants would fly at you, so annoying.
KOMASAN: Y-Your ants can fly?!
MIZUKI: Eh- You know what, forget it. What do you think the note means?
[Komasan waddles closer to take a good look at it, Mizuki making sure to hold it the right way up before the little yokai takes it in his paws. Before we can hit his suggestions though, the audience instead hears someone else’s – a voice more irritated and bullish, clearly arguing with someone.]
JIMMY: It doesn’t matter, how many times to I have to drill that into that thick fucking skull of yours?!
[We cut over to the Red Team’s space now, a fiery argument starting to spark between Jimmy and Gojo almost butting heads with one another as the camera shows an extreme-close up of the two, Gojo to the left and Jimmy taking up the right respectively.]
GOJO: It’s gotta have some meaning to it, otherwise why would they put it here?
JIMMY: Okay, you brought it with you when you came in and didn’t know. There, Sherlock, that’s your answer!
GOJO: Bullshit, and you know it. I picked this from the couch, the girl there could testify to it.
[We zoom away from the both of them and get a larger scope of the room itself, everyone now contributing somewhat, except for Wily who’s neglecting his duties and just sleeping on the couch. Meanwhile, the team has noticed the marking on the tile too, Millie pressing one of her hooves against it as she crouches next to the body. Meanwhile Nakanaka, Ben, and Sayori all talk to one another in a corner, while Negative Man and Noelle look around at the furniture, none of them paying any attention to their little scrap.]
JIMMY: Whatever, we found the solution anyway with that little letter.
GOJO: Uh, Einstein? What if that letter’s a red herring?
JIMMY: And what if it isn’t?
GOJO: And what if it is?
[We quickly return back to the intense close-up between the two as they continue to argue, Jimmy getting even more heated while Gojo pulls that same confident smile he always pulls.]
JIMMY: Isn’t.
GOJO: Is.
JIMMY: Isn’t!
GOJO: Iiiis.
JIMMY: Isn-
MILLIE: Oh my fucking lord, shut your traps! Both of ya!
[Millie stands back upright as Jimmy and Gojo turn towards her, letting the audience see in the middle, a little angry twitch in her eye as she curls her crimson hand into a fist.]
MILLIE: Both of ya are acting like brats. Now, are ya gonna just stand around and continue to bicker, or are ya gonna help us win this thing?
[Gojo immediately backs away, leaving Jimmy in the frame as he falls silent, before turning back to look at Gojo, a furrow to his brow now as he mumbles under his breath.]
JIMMY: Stupid challenge anyway…
[Millie crouches down as the camera now zooms in on her, carefully inspecting the mark and the body, while we can vaguely see Noelle in the background pat random spots on the wall right next to where the table is. Millie clicks her tongue, before knocking her head slightly as we hear the sound of footsteps echo across the room. Millie must too as she turns around, noticing Sayori behind her as she makes her way into the frame from the background, approaching the silver-haired girl.]
[We focus on Noelle as she ducks under the table, searching around in the darkness before a voice interrupts her.]
SAYORI: Hi!
[Sayori’s sudden shrill voice causes Noelle to jerk her body up, causing her to bash her head against the table as a loud thud is heard, as well as a subtle click. She winces in pain before zipping back out. She clutches her head as the camera follows her, Sayori in the back putting her hand over her mouth while Noelle rubs her temple.]
SAYORI: Ohmygosh! Are you alright?
NOELLE: You-!
[Noelle’s eyes go wild and her hand clicks into a fist, but before she can blow up on the poor girl, she suddenly bites her tongue and takes a deep breath, trying her best to remain calm before turning around and speaking to her teammate, voice still slightly strained.]
NOELLE: I could be better, but I’m not dead.
SAYORI: Sorry for hurting you like tha-
NOELLE: It’s fine. The table hurt me, not your voice.
[Although Noelle’s voice is still clinging onto that same irritated tone, her words take on a more passive and peaceful one. In the background, unbeknownst to the two girls, Millie’s sulphuric eyes dart down to the ground below before immediately darting out the way, what’s going on remaining a mystery behind Sayori’s head as the two continue to talk in the foreground.]
SAYORI: Good. That’s good to hear!
[The two remain silent as in the background, the tile housing the marking remains silent, but before the audience catches anything more, the camera switches to a close-up of the two of them, Noelle to the left and Sayori to the right as the silver-haired girl tucks her hand underneath her cape, pulling out an opened letter.]
NOELLE: I think you should read this, it was tucked between the bed.
SAYORI: Ooh, a clue!
NOELLE: You’re welcome, I guess.
[As Sayori reads it to herself, we suddenly hear a large bang echo across the room, causing Noelle to flinch and for Sayori to duck, before we hear the chatter of everyone else, a slight clanging noise being heard too.]
BEN: The heck was that?!
WILY: I think I’ve gone deaf!
NEGATIVE MAN: You sure that’s not just your old age?
GOJO: Wait a second, what’s that?
[The camera now focuses on a strange sight as in the middle of the frame lies a large metal pole, the camera remaining static as we hear a slight whirring noise just when the chatter goes down as some of the players soon gather around it. Slowly but surely, it’s revealed that this strange mechanism has been lifting up the tile where the body once laid, the camera soon panning down as it makes its way back to earth. And right in the middle of it now is not a body, but instead, a freshly-fired bullet. A few players’ shoes come into view as they stare at the sight before the camera returns to its familiar overhead angle as everyone crowds around the sight.]
BEN: That came from the roof, didn’t it?
MILLIE: Yeah! Right outta nowhere too, it just suddenly started risin’ before that bang.
NAKANAKA: So that’s where the bullet came from…
[The camera suddenly pans back into the void as we follow the Blue Team, who coincidentally are checking out the panel itself, although they don’t know how to activate it. Around the middle are Kuzan, Caine, and Ibuki,the camera cutting to them, all thinking on different wavelengths as Kuzan just struts around, Ibuki tries to put on a hard thinking face, and Caine… well he can’t express himself at the moment. Before long however, something disrupts this silence as a voice calls out.]
N: Hey! Found something you guys might like.
[As they all turn their heads towards N, the camera soon turns in tow, revealing him crouched over the table, now flipped with a small blue button now present for all to see.]
IBUKI: What’s it do?
N: Dunno. But it could be dangerous for all we kn-
IBUKI: Ibuki gets to press it!
CAINE: Now hold on there, little missy. Are you sure that’s a good idea?
[The camera moves back over to the pair, Ibuki’s face looked hyped up while Caine just barely pokes out from the bottom of the frame, hands presumably on uis hips as he faces the opposite direction from the girl.]
IBUKI: Not at all!
CAINE: …Okay, fair enough.
[Ibuki rushes past him and sweeps the camera before making her way over to the table, raising up her leg as we show a close-up of her shoe’s sharp heel satisfying clicking against the thing. Before long, we move away from this sight as everyone watches in silence, Ibuki and N in the foreground as the former still has that sharp infectious smile on her face, meanwhile Kuzan remains with the body on the tile, everyone unintentionally gathering around him to presumably watch the fireworks. However, those fireworks don’t come.]
IBUKI: That’s odd. Usually pressing something causes something to happen. That’s the Law of Buttons.
N: Law of buttons?
IBUKI: Yeah, Ibuki just came up with it!
[As Ibuki’s smile returns slightly, it isn’t long before the button begins to finally work its magic, the same whirring noise being heard as the tile suddenly rises, Kuzan poking out more and more before he suddenly hops off the platform, accidentally falling to the floor in a sudden thud. This thud catches the pair’s attention as they finally look over to witness the mechanism working.]
IBUKI: Hey! It does that!
[We get closer to the mechanism before the tile rises up from view at the top of the frame, everybody slowly crowding around it before someone speaks up.]
VIVIAN: Where do you think it leads?
KUZAN: No idea.
MIKU: Well it looks like the ceiling, most likely.
CAINE: The ceiling…?
[Rayman puts his hand to his chin, deep in thought about something before his eyes suddenly go wide and he clicks his fingers, causing the camera to focus on him as he takes up the middle of the frame.]
RAYMAN: Hey, I got an idea! Caine, get on my shoulders.
CAINE: Why ever would I do that?
RAYMAN: Just do it, okay!
[Caine flops onto Rayman’s body, making it fall to the floor while his arms, legs, and feet all remain in the air, but before long, Rayman manages to pull his torso back into place before approaching Kuzan.]
RAYMAN: Okay, and big guy, let me onto your shoulders.
[Without being asked twice, Kuzan grabs Rayman’s body, causing the limbless player to squeak just a little before dumping him onto his hard, rigid back. The camera cuts away from the team and instead is now placed in a dark void, with only a small sliver of light from the bottom, the voices of the Blue Team now echoing slightly as the tile slowly comes into view, disappearing slightly into the void before a hard click is heard.]
RAYMAN: Okay, now move a little bit closer…
CAINE: Why am I on your back again?
RAYMAN: So you can see what’s up there!
KUZAN: Uh… slight problem with that one, genius.
RAYMAN: Oh… right, okay. One sec.
[Suddenly, Rayman’s head pops up, slightly darkened by the lack of light as he stares down the camera unintentionally, the voices of his teammates down below retaining that same echo, but his voice inside this place is now louder.]
DOLL: What can you see up there?
RAYMAN: …Nothin’. It’s so dark I can’t see a thing!
IBUKI: Have you tried opening your eyes?
RAYMAN: They are open!
CAINE: Do you still have your eyes?
RAYMAN: Ye- Wait a minute… Yeah, I think so!
[Rayman looks around as the camera remains static, nothing but subtle ambience creeping in as he looks down to the ground.]
RAYMAN: Okay never mind, don’t think there’s anything useful down her- HRKGH!
[Suddenly a pair of hands reach out into the frame, grabbing Rayman’s head from where his neck would be as they slowly start to strangle him, he tries his best to get everyone’s attention through pained gasps as his fist starts hitting the metallic arms.]
[In the heat of the moment we go back to the Blue Team’s room as Rayman’s gasps can be heard, his foot kicking at Kuzan before the other slowly drops down to the ground. Everyone is unsure what to do before the camera focuses in on this single solitary shoe – frantically hopping up and down in reach of the button as it suddenly kicks it once more. We return back to this strange mechanism as the hands suddenly twist Rayman’s head around, loosening up slightly before completely disappearing as Rayman’s head swivels back around. His eyes are agape and he’s panting heavily, his hair slightly frayed as he tries to regain his breath before flopping out of frame.]
RAYMAN: Oh God!
[The camera soon follows Rayman as he stumbles slightly, causing Caine to do the same as the two unexpectedly launch themselves off Kuzan, and directly against the nearby wall. Rayman is still gasping for air, grabbing his nonexistent neck as everyone crowds around him.]
KOMASAN: What the heck happened?
RAYMAN: I got choked! Someone was grabbing me and choking me!
VIVIAN: Choking you? But you don’t even have a neck.
RAYMAN: I know what I felt and I felt someone choking me!
[As Rayman gasps for air, the camera soon pans over to Caine, his body slumped slightly before spinning around, a slight tweeting noise emitting from somewhere in the room as a tile behind him suddenly comes loose. Doll notices and makes her way over to the wall, her metallic hands slowly coming into frame and peeling it away before revealing a large hole in the wall, the camera cutting to the rest of the team to show their reactions.]
IBUKI: Woah… a secret clue! Wonder what’s inside.
RAYMAN: Whatever it is, I’m not sticking my hand in there, okay? I’m done with sticking things in dark holes.
[Instead of Rayman, Doll decides to take the plunge, not saying a word or even reacting as she inches her hand into the crevice, before long however, it’s pulled back to its normal position as in her hands lies a dusty tape recorder, the camera cutting to a close-up of it as Doll’s thumb rests against the ‘play’ button, hitting it immediately as the crackly message plays, followed by an even cracklier voice – the host’s.]
HOST: Now stand right here, please.
[We soon cut over to the Red Team as they too find this message, instead of Doll’s hand, it’s Sayori’s as the camera slowly zooms out, in the background Jimmy can be seen shaking his fist slightly, seemingly in an effort to soothe it while everyone listens to the same short message. Before long, Negative Man starts to speak.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Okay. Well sounds pretty simple to me.
JIMMY: No, that can’t be it.
GOJO: Oh for- Okay, what do you have a problem with then?
[The camera focuses on Jimmy in the background, taking off his blazer and wrapping it around his fist as he tries to explain himself.]
JIMMY: Yeah actually. Why would the host just randomly leave a message here telling us to stand?
MILLIE: …So we can find it?
GOJO: Look bud, if you wanna make us lose, then the button’s right there.
[As Gojo points towards it, Jimmy starts eyeing it up a little while the rest of the team goes back to their usual chatter. The camera soon zooms in on the boy as he starts to make his way over to the button, his footsteps strangely calm and methodical as he stares the button down, like a bull at red cloth. Before long, he presses the button as everything suddenly goes silent, a loud chirping noise being heard before he speaks into the microphone, the camera remaining static as he gives his explanation.]
JIMMY: Red Guy wanted to kill Blue Guy because they were having an affair with the green one. Anyway, Red Ryan stole a coin from Blue Brian which led them into this room, where Red Ryan was trapped onto that space. Soon, the mechanism lifted him up as it was pushed by Blue Brian, and that’s when Red Ryan got shot in the heart, and died.
[After a long eventful pause, the lights around the room suddenly go blood-red as a low electronic noise can be heard, Jimmy soon turning around as the chatter of his teammates return once more.]
GOJO: That was supposed to be sarcastic, you idiot!
BEN: Wait a minute, did we just-?
SAYORI: Oh no…
HOST: Red Team…
[The voice of the host crackles and echoes across the large room as we return back to that familiar overhead shot, the void seemingly increasing and ensnaring the tiny square within as the host becomes the bearer of bad news once more.]
HOST: We are afraid to say that your answer was incorrect. As a result, you shall face elimination for this episode.
[The camera cuts over to the Green and Blue Teams as they suddenly hear the sound of the host’s voice too, now addressing all of them as the camera cuts back and forth between the two teams.]
HOST: Blue Team. Green Team. Both of you are still in the running to potentially win this challenge. We shall remind you to think very carefully about how to answer. Also, it is time for your helpers to switch once more. Good luck.
[We cut back over to the Blue Team as Ibuki waves goodbye in the back, shortly being replaced by Mizuki as her eyes scan the place at separate paces, the sound of background noise prevalent as the team start to talk to themselves once more. Meanwhile, the camera remains fixated on Mizuki as her and Aiba talk once more.]
AIBA: One down, two to go.
[Mizuki makes her way over to the slightly dysfunctional mess ahead of her as she introduces herself, the shot now showing her in the background while a whole crowd emerges in the foreground, Vivian and Miku closest to the camera as Mizuki slowly approaches them.]
MIZUKI: Hi there! What you guys got so far?
VIVIAN: Aside from a tape, and one strangled Rayman, kinda nothing.
MIZUKI: Great! Oh, wait, not great.
[The camera swivels back around as Rayman gets back on his feet, his hair still slightly frayed from shock as his hand sweeps it over his scalp, the camera follows his movements as he slowly makes his way back into the huddle.]
RAYMAN: We got a few things, so let’s just establish the basics. One, we got a tape from the host that says to “Stand here.”
[Rayman begins to swipe his fist over to the middle of the room, pointing to where the mechanism is and where the body lies, his finger pointing over to the cold sight as he continues.]
RAYMAN: Two, we got a button that lifts that thing up to the ceiling where something chokes you and twists your head around. And three…
[The camera zooms in on the Diver’s body, keeping it in full view for the audience as its large dead eyes unintentionally stare down the barrel of the camera, while its body remains twisted the other way.]
RAYMAN: This dude probably died from a broken neck.
[We return back to the trio of the choked Rayman, the curious Vivian, and the experienced Mizuki to the left, centre, and right of the frame respectively. The three of them start to put their heads together, the camera zooming in closer as they try to piece everything into one neat puzzle.]
MIZUKI: I guess that just leaves motivation. Why would the… uh…
VIVIAN: Diver.
MIZUKI: Yeah, that, why would it just step onto the platform and be killed like that?
VIVIAN: Well, not to be rude or anything, but they don’t seem like they’re all there, y’know?
RAYMAN: That and they probably follow the host like a dog on a leash…
[The three of them remain silent as Vivian’s mouth goes slightly agape, clearly realising something as she turns to Rayman.]
VIVIAN: Do you think maybe… it just went in here to be killed by the host?
MIZUKI: That’s… pretty messed up.
RAYMAN: …But entirely plausible.
[Rayman stares off at something in the distance, the camera soon cutting to reveal just what it is – the fated button, and of course, the microphone too as we cut back to the close-up of the three of them, soon slowly realising what his plan is, but Mizuki presses a hand against his chest, trying to stop him.]
MIZUKI: Just think about it before you do anything drastic, okay?
RAYMAN: It’s worth a shot. Think Red Team’s already going out, so if we do that means we’re less likely to get voted out too, mathematically speaking.
VIVIAN: Vote for one player out of 8… or 16!
RAYMAN: I say we take the risk.
[A sharp smile appears on Rayman’s face as he soon rushes over to the microphone, Vivian soon following as she holds her hat close, all the while Mizuki stays dormant, just watching as Aiba soon breaks the tension.]
AIBA: I thought you were going to stop them?
MIZUKI: He had that fire in his eyes, I don’t think I could have stopped it if I tried.
AIBA: Even if you tried your famous “punch someone in the gut” technique?
MIZUKI: …Aghh! Why do you always remind me of these things at the worst times, Aiba?
[Before long, we make our way over to the door once more, Rayman grabbing the neck of the microphone as he and Vivian soon come into view, and although she sticks mostly in the foreground, she’s still unmistakably there as Rayman nods to her. With a quick press of the button, all goes silent as Rayman takes centre stage, preparing himself with a deep breath.]
RAYMAN: Okay… So…
[After a brief pause and a click of his tongue, Rayman continues, the camera zooming closer and closer to his face as the tension grows throughout the room.]
RAYMAN: So our guy, Blue Brian was instructed to come in to the room by the host, or whoever they are. They were told to stand where those feet marks are as the host recorded themselves and pressed the button. The button soon activated that lifting thing which made the diver go into the hole, where he got strangled and his neck was broken. After it was finished, the body was put back into the ceiling, waiting for us.
[With bated breath, Rayman tries to drop the mic, but can’t since it’s fixed to the eall, while he and Vivian wait nervously. Before long however, something changes within the room as all the lights shut off, the bright white replaced with an extravagant green as a loud ‘ding’ can be heard. Vivian smiles slightly and so does Rayman as they look towards each-other.]
VIVIAN: That’s gotta be good right?
RAYMAN: I think we did it!
[Rayman and Vivian embrace each-other bouncing up and down in excitement as we return back to the overhead shot, the void now thinner than before as we focus on the Blue Team before the host’s distorted call comes out once more.]
HOST: Congratulations, Blue Team. You have successfully solved the mystery. And as a result, your team is now safe from elimination, and one of you will be receiving a special gift soon enough.
[We soon cut back over to the Green Team, the camera suddenly focusing on Reagan as she talks with Nacho, the two of them backs to the wall as they have a conversation.]
REAGAN: I mean, every single player that’s been voted out so far’s been a girl, y’know?
NACHO: Yeah yeah.
REAGAN: I’m not afraid of losing, afraid of what comes after, and what’s gonna happen back home if I’m not around.
NACHO: Well, let’s just hope we can get this thing over and done wi-
HOST: Green Team!
[The host’s sudden voice causes Reagan to flinch slightly as Nacho looks up to the ceiling.]
NACHO: Okay then, never mind. Nice talking to you.
HOST: You may stop. The challenge is now over. You may not have won, but be lucky you didn’t lose. As for now, you occupy the coveted middle ground.
[We return once more to the overhead shot for the final team, focusing on the Green Team as they all start to listen on to the host’s words before the camera wuickly cuts over to the Blue Team, each celebrating from a bird’s eye view at their recent win as the host continues to monologue.]
HOST: As for the Blue Team, they are once again the lucky winners and the audience will get to decide who among them deserves a special reward.
[We finally sweep back over to the Red Team, the camera lingering on the shot for a while as everyone looks dejected and annoyed at each-other, although their expressions aren’t too clear from this view.]
HOST: And unfortunately, the Red Team shall have to face elimination once more, as the audience decides the fate of one unlucky player.
[The camera zooms out back into the void before we see all three squares perfectly in sight, the players now nothing but tiny little dots as the host begins to sign things off for the audience.]
HOST: As for our viewers, make a wise decision. Perhaps this is all just the shock of being in a new team with new people, or perhaps your decision was one that’s a long time coming. Either way, the fate of these players now rests in your hands. We at the Static Serene wish you a brief adieu, and stay tuned…
Notes:
God, I am tired. I know that’s probably a given considering how long I’ve been writing this, but I am just tired at the moment. For some reason, AO3 won’t let the formatted text go in as formatted, so I have to go in and italicise and bolden EVERYTHING AGAIN!!!
Sorry, rant over. Anyways, that was episode 4! I really hope you guys enjoyed reading it, and if you do feel free to say so down in the comments below! Reading comments is always a great highlight of making stuff for me and I’d love to know what you guys think. Also I promise, I’m not biased towards Blue Team, the winning team is randomised, they will lose someday so help me god
But as always, if you’ve read this far, that means your eyes aren’r looking for this, their looking for the poll, the one that decides the fate of (most) of the players themselves as well as the guest host for this episode (hope you liked her btw). So, without further ado, here it is:
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https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1_QpDvjF9ZqOCib6pi90bqO3gtGgWHIeMbiaL_00__aE/edit
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I’m giving you all two weeks to cast your votes in, so make sure it counts! The voting will close on the 23rd July, 22:00 GMT!
Well, that’s it. Three whole months of writing, and delaying, and writing again, and we’re finally here! My schedule’s kinda fucked and my writing schedule is even worse, but I promise to you guys to finish this thing, no matter what. I’ve had past projects where I’ve fallen into similar holes/traps and cancelled them when it just got too much (and believe you me, this show very nearly fell that same route), but I’ve taken a stand! The next episode will come out.
As always, I really hope you’ve enjoyed reading this, if you want to you can go ahead and read the previous chapters (if you haven’t for some reason what are you doing), or you can check out my other stuff that’s on AO3 too! Have a nice day/afternoon/evening, hope to see you again, thank you, and stay tuned…
Chapter 10: Episode 5, Part 1 - Feel Good
Summary:
The dawn of a new day rises for the players, as some decide to cut back and let loose while others think best about hoe to play the game.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[The episode starts with a hard cut to the sky, drab and dim as clouds crash against one another in a collage of grey – the camera lingers on this shot while in the background we can hear the distant sounds of something just below. Like creaking leather being folded in on itself again and again, ringing out throughout the playing field as the wound just gets noisier and noisier.]
[We pan down slowly but surely and see the source of this noise – a lone Diver, crawling along a grassy path, slowly pulling themselves along the ground as they let out splutters with each heave – the camera growing further and further away with each pull. We cut to a close-up of one of their eyes, their stare not all there and their eyes nothing but slight blots within a grand chasm of white, jiggling around slightly like one of those things you shake for fun.]
[The spluttering still continues, as well as the sound of their ‘flesh’ streaking across the ground, but before long we cut away from this sight and return back to the previous shot, the camera now remaining static as we see a pair of shoes now emerge from the foreground, slowly stepping and rooting themselves in place before the Diver suddenly stops. They strain to look up, their irregular head arching unnaturally to try and stare up at this mysterious person before we hear a distorted voice call out to them.]
HOST: Congratulations. You’ve placed third.
[The camera switches around to show this exhausted Diver’s perspective, slowly panning up to reveal the host staring right down at them, hands to the side and their heavy TV head slightly crooked to the left – carefully observing the creature in front of them. In the background, that faded cloudy sky is slowly but surely being replaced with the familiar hum of static, buzzing away in a brilliant storm as it grows larger and larger, the host soon speaking once more as they move slightly out of the way to the left side of the frame.]
HOST: Now as promised, your reward.
[When the host moves out of a sight, only an outstretched hand poking out from the left of the frame, from its place in the background we see a strange black rectangular shape, embedded within the large wall of static, a voided hole that causes a low bassy buzz to be heard, mixing in with the violent screams of static. We cut back over to look at the Diver’s face once more, their eyes going slightly fuzzy with static before they start to heave themselves once more.]
[Beginning to drag their bodies towards this hole, we soon cut to an overhead shot as the static slowly grows to cover the entire landscape, the sound of the diver’s efforts getting further and further away as they inch closer to this mysterious opening. We suddenly cut to a side-profile shot of them, their bony fingers reaching into the void, stopping just for a moment before sliding themselves inside. They fall in without so much as a noise as soon everything goes quiet.]
[When we zoom back out, the static has been paused, everything remaining at a standstill, including the host, but as we show a close-up of their face, it’s revealed that their screen is moving just fine, cutting to a slow image of two red tally marks, another slowly bleeding into the frame before stopping at the sound of the host’s strange echo-y voice.]
HOST: Alright. Time to prepare for the next batch.
[The host’s screen suddenly goes dark, as does the world around them, the camera barely picking up anything to see within this large blot of pitch black. Before long, we cut to an overhead shot, vaguely seeing the shape of the host as they walk out of frame, directly into the right corner, the sound of their footsteps echoing like normal shoes against concrete, before they too disappear from sight and of mind. We continue to focus on this batch of nothingness before we are given a slight pause, retreating back to the present.]
[In the present, we focus on where the current challenge is being held, or more rather, outside of it – the camera focusing its sight on a large metallic door in the middle of the frame, some slight murmuring going on behind it as the dull hum of the thin lights just above buzz away and away, illuminating the sight before us. That sight is nothing remarkable of course, just a metal door engraved in a boring metal wall, but it isn’t too long before we hear something new, something muffled, but something unmistakably there.]
HOST: Hosts are free to leave the chamber…
[We hear a faint click before the door suddenly creaks open just an inch, only to be kicked out slightly not a moment later, revealing the person on the other side to be Ibuki, stepping out of one of the team’s cells. As she hops out from the chamber, the door immediately slams shut, it’s loud thud echoing across the entire landscape as it startles her, eyes growing wide and crouching slightly like an animal trying to defend itself. Before long however she manages to adjust herself as we cut to a medium shot of her walking around the desolate hallway.]
[She whistles to herself a seemingly random tune, one with a chaotic rhythm and energy that seems impossible to replicate but Ibuki still manages to sing it somehow, continuing to sing to herself before leaning up against a wall. We cut to a close-up of her foot as it claps along the wall, producing a steady beat to anchor the by comparison complex tune – however it’s clear that she’s mainly doing this out of boredom. The camera mirrors the previous shot, showing Ibuki small and in the middle of the frame in the barely illuminated hallway, nothing in sight and nothing in sound apart from her presence.]
[Suddenly though, the focus changes as we cut to a close-up of Ibuki’s face, her strange tune interrupted by her randomly coughing before trying to keep herself steady against the wall. The coughs only get more vibrant before she finishes, quickly wiping her mouth as the camera sweeps around, showing her eyes growing slightly more alarmed as she stares at the wall. Before long, we see what exactly she’s staring at – small droplets of blood have dotted the slightly blue wall, barely showing up but shining slightly under the faint glow above.]
[We hear another click from nearby, as does Ibuki as she quickly snaps back, wiping the blood away with her hand before assuming her position and resting against the wall, looking over to the right of the frame as she greets someone with a bright smile and a wave, and of course, her usual excitement-filled voice.]
IBUKI: Hi-Hi!
MIZUKI: Hey.
[Mizuki’s off-screen voice provides some company as the camera zooms out, revealing her stepping into frame before leaning against the wall in the same manner the musician is. The two girls appear to be the same height, although Ibuki is slouching just a little bir, and her hair-fashioned horns only give the illusion of height. It isn’t long before the two of them start to talk as Ibuki stares directly over to the blue-haired girl.]
IBUKI: How ya enjoying your time here? As thrilling and exciting as that flyer described?
[Mizuki smiles just a little bit as she tries to inject some comedy into this otherwise mundane scenario, the camera shifting to a close-up shot of her from the side while Ibuki remains barely present in the background.]
MIZUKI: You got a flyer?
IBUKI: Duh… everyone gets a flyer! At least, Ibuki thinks so. Could just be her brain trying to repress the memory of signing a dull and boring contract…
MIZUKI: Oh, you got to sign your contract? Wow, how lucky.
[Mizuki’s slight sarcasm catches Ibuki’s attention just a little bit as she scoots over, the camera cutting to focus on the two of them now as their conversation continues.]
IBUKI: Ibuki’s got a feeling you’re about to tell her somethin’ interesting… Let’s hear it! Now!
MIZUKI: It’s nothing all that interesting, I knew there was a contract involved but my boss already signed it for me.
IBUKI: Wow!! So… you didn’t get a choice in coming here?
MIZUKI: Technically I’m not even supposed to be a detective. They have me classified as an ‘Experienced Intern’ whatever that means.
[We cut to a close-up of Mizuki’s face as we hear a familiar, slightly filtered voice echo in Mizuki’s mind, her left eye glimmering just slightly within the faint glow above as they make themselves known.]
AIBA: What that means, Mizuki, is that they can assign you to minor cases and opportunities that can help advance your career.
MIZUKI: So that means I don’t get a choice in what I want to do. Cool. Real cool.
AIBA: You do have a choice. ABIS keeps emailing choices on what to do but you always ignore them!
MIZUKI: Yeah but like… who reads e-mail nowadays?
AIBA: …Many people, Mizuki. Many people.
[The camera soon zooms out, showing Mizuki in thr background while keeping the focus on Ibuki’s head now, simply staring as Mizuki continues on this conversation with herself, pausing randomly to respond to thin air, or at least that’s what Ibuki sees anyway.]
MIZUKI: Yeah well not me… T-That was a one-time thing, okay? …So what, it’s not you did the same for Date when he was saving all those dir-
IBUKI: You’re going crazy already?!
[Ibuki’s loud voice catches Mizuki off-guard, shaking just a little before her eyes dart over to Ibuki, Aiba being noticeably faster than her real eye. Mizuki tries her best to act normal and play it cool as she slouches against the wall, slipping a little bit further than she wanted before adjusting herself so she doesn’t fall to the ground.]
MIZUKI: I’m not crazy. It’s just Aiba talking.
IBUKI: And is this Aiba in the room with us right now, hmm?
MIZUKI: Ask her yourself!
[Mizuki grins before we cut to a close-up of Mizuki’s palm, holding it slightly near her cheek as she talks to Aiba, putting on a slightly treacly voice as she does so.]
MIZUKI: C’mon! C’mon, you can do it!
AIBA: I’m not a dog, Mizuki, you should know this by now.
[We zoom out as Ibuki looks over to Mizuki expectantly, a slightly confused yet intrigued look in her eyes. Meanwhile, Mizuki’s trying to lift her head sideways as an attempt to force her partner out, keeping Ibuki in suspense before the younger girl looks back over to the musician.]
MIZUKI: She’s just a little shy. Normally she pops out right when I tell her t-
[Suddenly a low buzzing noise is heard as Mizuki suddenly reels back in pain, yelping out and covering her left eye as she stamps her foot, trying to control the sudden jolt of pain coursing through her. We cut to a close-up of the girl as she slowly removes her hand, Aiba’s swiveled body adjusting itself to return back to its normal position, Mizuki now growing cautious of the strange look Ibuki is giving her.]
MIZUKI: Alright fine, you’ve proved your point! Just don’t… zap me again.
AIBA: “Zap me again”? Strange request, but you’re the boss.
[Aiba giggles to herself at the joke before delivering another slight shock to Mizuki, the girl’s hair becoming slightly frazzled before we soon pan away, focusing on Ibuki once more as she stares at the girl with that same confused and intrigued look within her wild eyes. Before long, we hear another low click as Ibuki immediately crooks her head towards the noise, a thin glow of light emerging from the left side of the frame before someone new steps into the frame.]
[Waddling into view, grumbling under his breath like always, comes Dr. Wily, hands in his large labcoat pockets before scratching at his neck just above where his bangle resides. He leans up against the wall, mimicking everyone else before we return back to the wide shot from before. Now all of the guest hosts are leaning against the wall, not saying a word to one another as Wily looks away, Ibuki looks back over to Mizuki, while Mizuki tries to calm herself down from Aiba’s revenge.]
[Before long, we move away from this shot and instead focus our attention back over to the players, confined in their little spaces with a fresh corpse directly in the middle. We focus on the Green Team in particular, a simple overhead shot peering up from above. Most of them have dispersed to every little corner of the room, while some make use of the furniture present, most notably Plague Knight lying on the bed and Yukong as she puts her hands against the gaps of the couch, searching for anything. Meanwhile, amid the silence, Luigi decides to break out a little something.]
LUIGI: Okay. Who wins? 1 trillion lions or the Sun?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Isn’t that one fairly obvious? And I thought the last three were easy…
LUIGI: C’mon! At least explain your reason this time.
[The camera cuts over to a close-up shot of Luigi in the foreground, but the clear focus is on Plague Knight in the background, being more crisp in quality than the plumber as he lies on his stomach, his small, armored feet kicking in the air as he indluges in Luigi’s game.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Why, the lions of course. You have to be quite dense to think the Sun could win!
JOHN: Well say if we are-
[As the camera pans around to the left, showing John on the other side, it quickly stops as Plague Knight peers out from the side of the bed, a slight giddiness in his voice.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Finally I get someone to admit it! Anyways, carry on…
[Plague Knight dismissively waves his hand as the screen still slowly inches its way over to John, the camera still keeping Luigi as the divider now between the two as they occupy the left and right side of the frame respectively as the older, more decaying competitor clears his irradiated throat and continues.]
JOHN: Say if we are… How’s 1 trillion lions supposed to be the SUN of all things? Ain’t the Sun gonna still exist for like another billion years or something?
[Plague Knight scoffs at this suggestion as he leans slightly over to address John, his hands gripping the side of the metal frame he resides on as his voice starts to take on it’s more usual combative and slightly crazed tone, getting faster as if rushing out his argument.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Yes yes, of course. But what you fail to realise is that the Sun is a great big ball of fire! And what beats fire? Water. What do lions and everyone have in their blood? Water. One trillion amounts of water snuffs out the sun, case closed, stop talking.
JOHN: Wh-Now hold on! Doesn’t water just-
PLAGUE KNIGHT: I told you, stop talking. Why do you keep flapping those lips?
JOHN: It’s a free country.
LUIGI: I’m not even sure if we’re even in a country, more like some weird middle thing.
JOHN: Well either way, the water in the blood, which is so little by the way, would just evaporate because of the sun’s heat!
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Do I NEED to explain the basics of SCIENCE to you?!?
JOHN: Do I have to teach them to you?
[We break away from this conflict, the sound of John and Plague Knight still bickering away as we instead focus in on two other members of the team, Reagan and Nacho, both slumped up against the white wall with tired expressions on their faces. Nacho rubs his eyes slightly while Reagan stares off into space, distracting herself slightly before Nacho tries to break the silence between them.]
NACHO: When are they gonna put us out of our misery?
REAGAN: Soon, probably.
NACHO: It can’t take that long to collect a bunch of votes.
[Reagan slowly looks over to him, confused and blinking once before suddenly realisation just what he’s talking about, her body relaxing slightly as the camera zooms in on the two of them ever so slightly.]
REAGAN: Oh! You mean the votes!
NACHO: What else would I mean?
REAGAN: Oh you know the uh… never mind.
[Reagan huddles against herself slightly as Nacho lets out a sigh, tapping his heel against the floor impatiently as he looks up to the ceiling, trying his best to shield himself from the bright lights up ahead.]
NACHO: All the other times it didn’t take this long…
REAGAN: Relax, so you have to wait a little bit. You just have to distract yourself somehow and make everything tick by slightly faster.
NACHO: What am I supposed to do then, stare at that dead body over there?
REAGAN: Well if you want to, I’m not gonna stop you.
[Suddenly a loud crackling is heard just overhead, catching the two’s attention before we zoom out to show the entire team, now looking up to the ceiling as they wait to hear something new, keeping silent as the host starts to speak.]
HOST: All the votes have now been cast. It is time once again to see who remains, and who abstains on this show… We were lucky to receive 14 votes this time, and even luckier to not see any signs of interference unlike last time. But we know how long you’ve been waiting so let’s get this show on the road…
[We cut back over to the hallway outside, Dr. Wily not paying any attention to the broadcast as he stares off into space, or perhaps just the darkness nearby, meanwhile Ibuki notably falls silent. The camera however is focused on Mizuki this time around, showing a close-up shot of her, some strands of her cyan hair poking out from all the static, but looking a little neater than before as she listens on to the strange announcement.]
HOST: Now first, we must reveal the results of the guest poll, in order to see whether Miss Date will remain on this show. The audience was given the choice to either let her stay, or let her be cast back out into the ether, and now their decision has been made.
MIZUKI: Do they always pad things out like this?
IBUKI: Anything to fill up runtime.
[The camera now transitions to an overhead shot, cutting quite abruptly too it as well, as Mizuki looks up to the camera as it slowly zooms in on her, and of course Aiba as well, all the while the host takes their time in setting everything up, leaving the girl with a patient, yet still annoyed look on her face, tapping her fingers against her leg while the host speaks.]
HOST: Now, in order to remain on this show, the audience’s vote must come to a majority vote, or in other terms, above 50%. If it dips below that number, then unfortunately Mizuki will be sent on her way… So, with that being said, the vote ultimately came to a conclusion, and Mizuki shall…
[A beat or two passes as the camera shifts to its previous side-profile shot of Mizuki, the two veteran guest hosts looking over to her in anticipation, Ibuki just crossing her fingers which barely comes up in the frame, and Wily sniffing just slightly, pushing out dust from his moustache. But, it isn’t too long before the hist’s voice comes back and delivers the final blow.]
HOST: Remain. With 71.4% of the vote, Mizuki Date will remain on the show…
[Mizuki smiles to herself while the sound of compressed clapping can be heard, a sound effect that’s been crushed to hell and back through those speakers as Mizuki tries her best to block it out. In the back meanwhile, Wily doesn’t seem all that fazed, but Ibuki gives out a little sigh of relief, pretending to wipe the sweat from her forehead before giving a usual energetic smile and bumping the girl on the shoulder.]
IBUKI: Hey! Congrats! Ya get to hang out with the cool kids now!
MIZUKI: Cool kids? But that guy’s like 100.
[As Mizuki points over to Dr. Wily, he in turn looks back at him, his eyebrow furrowing in fury as he immediately barks back, some dust being sprayed and getting caught in the light above.]
WILY: I’m not that old you inconsiderate… Gaggh!
[Wily holds back and gives just a frustrated look while the other two look over at him, that is before we hear Aiba’s voice once more, Mizuki turning around just slightly at the sound of it.]
AIBA: Well done, Mizuki! And you did it all without threatening to bash someone’s skull in.
MIZUKI: Well, never say never Aiba…
[Mizuki grins near the direction of the camera as Ibuki suddenly snaps back around to face her, the camera snapping in turn to show an alternative angle, the dense and thick hallway taking up most of the frame, with Mizuki and Ibuki’s head tucked away in the left bottom corner – Mizuki staring and smiling into seemingly nothing. The camera holds on this for a second or two before we cut back around to a close-up shot within one of the team’s rooms.]
[Our attention is focused on a blank white tile right above the ceiling, painted slightly red within the championing glow of green – making it known to the audience that we’re in the Blue Team’s space, and as if that wasn’t any clearer, the host reveals it anyway as they move along.
HOST: Now, onto the first of our major polls. Blue Team…
[The camera now cuts to a wide shot of the entire room, showing every member as all of them look up, except for Kuzan, who is slumped lazily in the corner of the room, right next to where the bed is – why exactly he’s not using the bed itself remains a mystery, but our attention is focused now on the host’s distorted voice.]
HOST: Lucky enough for you, most of you have been in a poll like this before. But to those who are not lucky enough to have that privilege…
[The camera cuts over to Doll, her orange eyes blinking like little blips before the host continues on.]
HOST: The audience had voted in order to decide who among you shall receive a special reward, what that reward will be is entirely up to you. Now, let’s not waste any more time than we need to.
[The camera suddenly moves to a tucked-away corner of the room, showing the far wall of the chamber as it begins to slowly sweep on by, panning and catching the presence of Kuzan, a headless Caine with Komasan on his shoulders, and N as the host continues on.]
HOST: Fortunately for most of you, you all received one vote. That is however, except for one unlucky player. And that player is…
[The camera finally comes to a rest just as Vivian comes into view, smiling just a little as she sits on the ground, her shadowy stem curled up to her body as she tilts her head to the ceiling in anticipation, unaware of the camera’s connotations as we let the host resume.]
HOST: Vivian. You unfortunately did not receive a single vote to your name.
VIVIAN: Oh… Drat.
[Her smile fades slightly, but by her voice she doesn’t seem particularly unhappy at the news, more disappointed than anything – but we soon move away from her and return to a new shot now, again taken from a corner of the room, overseeing the contestants as they look awfully distant from the camera’s view. Before long, the host picks up the pace and soldiers on.]
HOST: Now, unlike your shadowy friend, all of you were lucky enough to receive at least one vote. Unfortunately, for most, that is the only vote you shall receive.
[The camera cuts once again over to Doll, only this time with good reason, the camera remaining on her metallic visage, eyes growing slightly wide as the host addresses her.]
HOST: Our first contestant with only one single vote is Doll. Your voting reason comes from, once again, Eight.
[We hear a loud click and some feedback as the camera zooms out, some of the players looking over to Doll, some staring off into space or at the ceiling, but only a smart few preparing to cover their ears. Those that don’t come to regret it as a sudden high-pitched noise screams and echoes around the room, shortly followed by the sound of a loud, jumbled up message, white noise and static plaguing it while still being fairly audible.]
MESSAGE: “i liked how she made a friend with someone with an incredibly different personality. again. yo Doll, if you're reading this, Lizzy's probably mourning you right now. or looting your corpse while crying a little oil.”
[At the mention of this Lizzy, the camera returns back over to the robotic roamer, naturally as she has no ears she reacts just fine to the sound, but a slight bit of sorrow is present within her lit-up eyes, slowly inching to the left as she looks away. We cut back out to a more zoomed-out shot, as some players try their best to recover from the sudden sound, while some eagle-eyed players such as Vivian and Miku look towards the girl. Before long however, that attention is soon taken up by the host’s presence once more, their crackled audio a welcome whisper compared to the loud message from before.]
HOST: We apologise for the volume in these messages. The speakers in these rooms are not the best, so we advise covering your ears with something. But without further ado, let’s continue where we left off.
[Heeding the host’s advice, in the background we see Kuzan pushing down his dark blue beanie, in turn causing his black cloudy hair to sweep down and cover his ears, like makeshift pillows on demand. As he does this, the host soon addresses him as the camera soon cuts to a closer shot of his face.]
HOST: The next player to receive only one vote is Kuzan. Your vote response comes courtesy of SirBob.
[As we hear the faint sound of feedback, the camera focuses to a new shot, Kuzan’s face taking up the right of the frame with the ceiling angled and in full view, staring down at him. As the message begins to play out, Kuzan presses his hair against his hands, although unfortunately for the audience, it doesn’t make the message any less softer or quieter than the last.]
MESSAGE: “I wonder if you could use Kuzan as a fridge/freezer”
[Although thankfully short, we still linger on this frame even after the message has played out, Kuzan seeming fine but keeping his hard hands pressed against his hair, and that hair pressed against his protected ears. Likewise, we cut over to another person protected from this noise as we cut to a close-up of silver and red headphones, surrounded in a strange light-blue sea of color. As we zoom out however, it’s simply revealed to be Miku, sitting on her knees in anticipation before the host soon calls out to her next.]
HOST: The next player to receive one vote goes to Miku. And yours comes straight from the desk of “Upsilon”.
[The camera continues to zoom out as the girl arches her back somewhat, in turn revealing Komasan and Caine next to her, the former trying his best to plug up his ears as he intentionally blocks the screen. However, when the next blaring message plays, he soon learns the hard way that sticking his paws into his ears isn’t the most effective option. Miku however is unbothered, and continues listening on with a smile on her face.]
SPONSOR: “Miku moment.”
[The somehow even shorter message still manages to make Komasan’s eyes erupt into dazed swirls, much like the ones surrounding his body as he suddenly crashes down to the floor, meanwhile Miku in the background speaks up to the ceiling, ready to address the fan despite not being in the direction of the camera.]
MIKU: Definitely a certified Miku moment. And there’s more Miku moments to come, just you wait!
[We switch over to focus our attention to N, sitting idly by without so much as a care in the world, that same placcid and calm smile on his face, eyes hidden by the rim of his cap as the camera slowly pans up. Once we hear the host’s voice, N’s head slowly tilts up, revealing his eyes as his smile grows slightly.]
HOST: And the last person to receive only a single vote is N.
N: Wow, colour me surprised.
HOST: Your vote reason comes from one ‘Dahcowboy’.
[The camera rests on the shot or N as he listens to the crackled message, not bothering to cover his ears despite the loud and slightly rushed volume.]
MESSAGE: “Hello, this is Dahcowboy speaking. He’s so ho- I mean cool”
[N lets out a little smile before raising up his leg a little, pressing his knee against his chest while he stares down at the camera.]
N: It’s fine, you can say I’m both. Most people don’t say either so thanks a bunch buddy.
[The camera finally takes a break from N now and instead we return to the familiar overhead angle from the previous episode, watching over the little dots of the Blue Team as the host’s voice soon comes back on.]
HOST: Now, at this point, any players called up now received at least 2 votes. Granted, only three of you are still in the running, but let’s not focus on that and instead focus on the votes themselves.
[The camera shows a close-up of a dazed Komasan, upside down and spirals still winding around in his eyes, the sound of cartoon cuckoo birds tweeting all around him before he shakes his head and recovers, the camera panning up as he gets back on his feet, as he does, the host soon addresses him.]
HOST: With two votes in his favor, the next player who won’t be receiving a reward is none other than Komasan.
KOMASAN: Ah, darn it.
HOST: Your voting reason comes from the viewer, “Starmate3”…
[Komasan gets ready to try and shield his ears, but before he can he’s already dazed by the sound of screeching feedback, sending him directly to the ground while his message plays. The voice on the other end is fast, and excited, almost rushing the words out like they won’t stop flowing out.]
MESSAGE: “Because he’s so cute! And cute characters deserve everything they want!”
[As the end is signified with a simple click, a weak and dizzy Komasan raises up his paw, giving a thumbs up as he now tries to get his words out.]
KOMASAN: T-T-T-Thaanks… S-Sir.. o-or M’aaam…
[Before long his fist comes down crashing as the camera zooms out, revealing the headless body of Caine, slumped over but slightly angled to look down at Komasan, hands against a nonexistent chin while the other gloved hand taps on the hard tile floor below. We cut again, focusing our attention now on Rayman, scratching the back of his nonexistent neck as he looks over to Caine in the background, remaining unusually silent, which creeps Rayman out slightly, his face remaining to the left side of the frame as he barks at Caine.]
RAYMAN: Can’t you say something?
[Caine instead raises up a solitary finger, hushing the limbless hero before strangely doing a small swaying motion around the empty space on top of his body, as if trying to sweep his finger across his cheek. When we cut over to a close-up reaction shot of Rayman, we see his expression more clearly, unsure of what’s happening, before his attention is soon diverted by the host’s voice slowly roaring back to life.]
HOST: And now, only two remain in this race.
[We cut to an elevated shot showing Caine and Rayman to the left and right sides of the frame respectively as they look up to the ceiling and directly towards the camera, or at least Rayman is, without the head on Caine’s its hard to tell as his body is still slightly slumped over the wall. But regardless, the host begins to address them.]
HOST: Caine. Rayman. The two of you are once again in the final stretch, to see who deserves another reward. In the end, the votes went 5 to 3, not a close decision, but still a significant departure from your fellow players.
[The camera begins to slowly zoom into the two of them as the crackly voice of the host continues to echo throughout the room, stretching the anticipation of these results further and further until it can’t stretch anymore.]
HOST: And so, with three votes for him, the runner-up in this poll is…
[All goes quiet before the camera suddenly pans slightly over to the left, focusing in on Caine.]
HOST: …Caine.
CAINE: Damn!
HOST: Your vote reason comes specially prepared by “FacTorial.”
[Unlike the other messages thus far, no harsh feedback or snarling sounds can be heard, instead just a recording of some video playing at an actually nice volume.]
MESSAGE: “So no head?”
[A slight cracking noise is heard over the speakers a second or two later, soon to be followed by the familiar auditory attack on everybody’s ears as the normal loud and harsh message comes back to echo around the Blue Team’s cell.]
MESSAGE: “For real tho, Caine is the GOAT. Miku may be Miku, but Caine can be Miku as well if he tries hard enough.”
CAINE: They’re right! You just need a little imagination, some axel-grease, $25,000, a fake passport and a handy screw or two to steal someone’s identity! I’m sure those things are all available in the store, aren’t they, host?
[We cut back over to normal height as Rayman smiles to himself, a satisfied smirk across his lips as he rests his hands against the back of his head, pleased and whispering to himself as the host continues on.]
RAYMAN: Thank you loyal viewers…
HOST: Which means that with 5 votes, the winner of this poll is Rayman once again. Now, Rayman, your vote reason comes from ‘Nahuelfire39’.
[Rayman continues to have that slightly stupid smile on his face but that is quickly smacked off as the loud ear-piercing static erupts from the speakers once again, causing his eyes to go wide and his body to jerk up slightly as he’s forced to listen on to what the mysterious viewers have to say this time.]
MESSAGE: “I believe Rayman did the most work in his team in the challenge and because he's cool!”
RAYMAN: T-Thanks a lot, man! But you know who the real star is? You, dear viewers.
[Rayman faces a random direction and smiles at seemingly nobody, pointing his finger as if trying to address the nonexistent audience, but before anyone can correct or call him out on this, the camera soon returns to that overhead shot from before. The Blue Team are nothing more than little blips on the screen as the camera slowly sweeps over to the left, panning more into the void until we see a familiar sight. A chamber, once again, but bathed in harsh red light, almost like a darkroom for developing photos. It’s the Red Team. We rest on this shot until we hear the host’s distorted call once more.]
HOST: Now onto our final, and most important poll for this episode…
[When we cut to the inside of the Red Team’s cell, it seems almost like déjà vu,everyone is huddled around in their own little space, only a few players sat next to each-other, like Millie and Sayori or Ben and Jimmy, everyone else occupying their own space, just biding time until they hear a violent and harsh click, catching their attention as some jump from the sudden noise.]
HOST: Red Team.
NOELLE: Finally! Now we can get this over with.
[Completely ignoring Noelle’s frustrated jab, the host continues as the camera sweeps all around, gaining little reaction shots from all the players, ranging from slight nervousness like from Ben, annoyance like from Noelle, a total mystery like with Negative Man, or nothing at all like from a dazed Sayori on the floor.]
HOST: The time has come once again to reveal whose fate is to remain, and whose fate it is to refrain from staying on the show.
GOJO: Wow, you’re really stretching with that line.
HOST: Now, we have a grand total of 14 votes, all in store, and 14 different says on who they think is the weakest of the bunch, and who ultimately deserves to leave. So, without further ado, let’s begin to narrow things down…
[The camera continues to sweep around at the players from above, circling them like a predator towards prey before stopping suddenly when Sayori, Noelle, and Negative Man all coincidentally come into the frame – taking up the left, centre, and right portions of it respectively as the host soon addresses them.]
HOST: Now fortunately for a few of you, some were lucky to receive no votes at all. Those select few being Sayori, Noelle, and Negative Man respectively.
[At this news, they all relax slightly, Sayori breathing a little sigh of relief, Noelle resting her head against the wall behind her and Negative Man doing a thumbs-up for the camera, seemingly for no-one but the audience.]
HOST: Take comfort, it won’t last long.
[The camera continues to zoom out once again as the host continues, coming to a stop once the person they’re addressing finally comes into frame, their head blocking the right side of the frame as they watch everyone else, only crooking their head in interest slightly as the host says their name.]
HOST: Now, the next player safe, with only one vote against them is… Gojo.
[We pan back around to the nonchalant white-tipped man himself, soon cutting to a close-up of his fingers as he taps the hard tiled floor beneath him, trying to create some sort of tune out of mere boredom while the host speaks.]
HOST: Now, your voting message comes courtesy of “Upsilon” – with the U being replaced with the Greek letter too.
[Suddenly that familiar high-pitched scream comes back on, disrupting all of the players as Gojo’s fingers go slightly strung at the shock of it, the camera panning up to his hand protecting his ear as the message soon plays.]
MESSAGE: “Okay, so, this team's pretty good, I just think Gojo's the least interesting of the bunch. Sorry, man.”
GOJO: Well thanks, but did you have to make me deaf?
MESSAGE: “Now, onto the mandatory-at-this-point Nakanaka rambling.”
[The camera sweeps right around over to the girl, a close-up shot of her now as she soon realises the camera is pointing directly at her. Her face is a slight grimace as she scrunches up her bandaged fist tight, trying to hold out against the harsh noise and put on a brave face, but clearly failing.]
MESSAGE: “I'm surprised Nakanaka managed to survive this elimination considering it was a double one, but good for you, girl. Let's hope for a third survival... ...and on that note, I think Nakanaka improved this episode! Once again, very good.”
NAKANAKA: Well, it’s really no surprise. Why would they choose to vote out the most powerful person on the entire show?
GOJO: Don’t flatter yourself.
HOST: And on that note, the next player to be safe with only one vote is Nakanaka. Your voting reason is straight from the mouth of the individual known only as ‘Eight’.
[Nakanaka grimaces once again as the striking scream begins to bounce around the room once more, her eye twitching slightly as we hear the message play out.]
MESSAGE: “sorry homegirl, your one thing has kinda run its course.”
NAKANAKA: “My one thing”? You dare mock my powers, do you know what I’m capable of?! Do you kno-
JIMMY: Do you know how to stop talking?
[The camera cuts to show Nakanaka’s perspective, showing the other side of the room as Jimmy stares her down before cutting over to Jimmy’s perspective too, revealing the two youngsters to be glaring daggers at one another before cutting over to someone new entirely. Millie rests her head against the wall, biting on her blackened nails before the host suddenly addresses her.]
HOST: The next contestant safe with only vote for them is Millie.
[The imp sighs with relief before wiping her forehead, relaxing her back against the cold tiled wall behind her before preparing herself for the message, sticking her two fingers into her covered ears as the host’s voice crackles on upstairs.]
HOST: Your vote reason comes courtesy of “PotentialStock”.
[Millie closes her eyes as the familiar feedback continues to echo around the room, and before long, the message plays, the voice heavily distorted as if out through several filters at once.]
MESSAGE: “I want to save Jimmy + I don't like Helluva Boss, deal with it”
[As the message wraps up, Millie lets out a little whistle before smiling and looking over to Jimmy opposite her, the boy clearly not happy with being still stuck in the uncertain. While Millie remains in the foreground, smiling face to the left side of the frame, Jimmy is tucked away in the background to the centre, an unhappy frown plastered on his face.]
JIMMY: What?
MILLIE: Nothin’.
[The camera zooms in on him, Ben also present to the right of him, although due to his height, he isn’t completely in frame, just barely squeezing in before the camera adjusts itself accordingly and the host begins to address the two boys.]
HOST: And now, only two remain. Jimmy. Ben. For whatever their reasons may be, the audience has decided to direct most of their ire towards you… Or more rather one of you. While the last player is safe with 2 votes, the one who’ll be voted out is definitely going out with a staggering 9 votes against him.
[At the mention of this, Jimmy and Ben’s eyes spark up slightly, side-eyeing one another for a brief moment, or in Jimmy’s case, more than a mere moment as we focus on a close-up of his gruff face. The frame itself is tight and compact, creating a sort of claustrophobia around it, all the while the loud voice of the host continues to echo and bounce off the walls of the room.]
HOST: But as is tradition, we’ll let the two of you know some of your voting reasons before we announce the results – although we really have room for 2 each - the conclusion itself will be pretty apparent. So, with that being said, let’s start with Jimmy.
JIMMY: Here we go…
HOST: Your first vote reason comes from FacTorial, once again.
[Jimmy prepares himself for the usual harsh ear-piercing noise, but instead is met with a surprisingly normal recording sound-quality wise, as if listening to the person speak within the room itself – or course, still distorted and not entirely clear, but a welcome change of pace from all the other auditory assaults thus far.]
MESSAGE: “Welp! You done messed up, my guy. It's all over!”
[We cut to a shot of Jimmy looking up to the ceiling as a horn sound plays, the kind taken from a particular game show we can’t probably mention without getting sued as Jimmy grumbles to himself.]
JIMMY: It’s not over, just you wait…
[The camera cuts over to a side-profile of Ben, the teen curled up slightly against the wall as he listens on to the host’s words.]
HOST: Now let’s bounce back over to Ben – your first vote reason is directly from “fellow_existor256”
[Unlike the previous message, we’re right back to more deafening static as Ben covers his ears, trying his best to listen in as the camera remains directly towards his reactions.]
MESSAGE: “just not as interesting, and we gotta fix that gender imbalance”
[Ben blinks for a moment before looking up to the ceiling, the camera in turn moving to an overhead shot as he stares down at the camera – becoming silent for a brief moment as the message fizzles out before shouting, loud enough for everybody in the room to hear.]
BEN: What was that? Couldn’t hear you over the sound of my ears bleeding!
HOST: And your next vote reason comes directly from VoltFalcon. We’ll lower the volume down for this one.
BEN: Kay, thanks.
[The same harsh static plays, gradually becoming softer before another distorted voice calls out, starting slightly calm before anger and fury can be heard on the other end, Ben’s face falling slightly as he listens on to the message, clear as day.]
MESSAGE: “I remember what you did! YOU TOOK THE AXE FROM THE DOOR THAT WAS HOLDING THE ZOMBIES AND ALMOST GOT EVERYONE KILLED FOOL!!”
BEN: T-That was- That-
[The camera continues to rest at a normal height, now taken directly ahead of Ben as it stares him down, the message interrupting him before he can make his piece be heard.]
MESSAGE: “If there is no Ben Paul haters than I don’t exist!!”
[The camera begins to slowly sweep back over to the left as Ben disappears from frame, as he does, he scrambles to make himself present while explaining himself, his voice worrying and frantic before the camera continues to rest solely on Jimmy, looking at him with a confused and slightly sympathetic look.]
BEN: Wait, no hold on! H-How was I supposed to know? K-Kenny wouldn’t let me take anything! B-Blame him!! Blame hi-
HOST: And as for Jimmy’s final response, yours comes from SirBob.
[The familiar hiss plays out as the final message begins to echo around the room, this time at its normal volume, causing Jimmy to bolt upright like a startled cat as he listens on.]
MESSAGE: “Jimmy is just dead weight compared to the rest of his team. Like come on, even Noelle is trying to become more likeable (btw Nakanaka you should try that if you survive this elimination). Meanwhile Jimmy is just rude to everyone and even went out of his way to throw the challenge just to spite Gojo”
JIMMY: People like a bad boy, you can’t blame me for fitting that niche.
HOST: Now, the time has come to finally reveal the votes. With only two votes against him, the final player safe for now is…
[The camera continues to zoom out further and further, isolating the two boys from the rest of the team until they’re alone together in the frame, silence hanging on tightly to it before the host decides to get it over with and reveal the results.]
HOST: …Ben.
BEN: Oh, thank God!
[Ben clutches his chest and smiles with relief, while Jimmy just cocks his head, mumbling to himself, only being slightly picked up by the camera as it begins to violently zoom in on him as the host speaks again.]
JIMMY: …Shit.
HOST: Which means, with a staggering nine votes against him, the audience has decided to eliminate Jimmy Hopkins from the show.
[We focus on a close-up of the Red Team’s door from the outside, slowly swinging open to reveal Jimmy and Ben sitting down, both of them staring down at it and the camera before Ben playfully pushes his hand onto his back, causing Jimmy to stumble slightly before slapping away his former teammate’s hand.]
JIMMY: Get the hell offa me.
HOST: Jimmy. Please step outside, we’ll try to make this as quick as possible.
[Seeing the end of the line right in front of him, Jimmy has no choice but to step outside, slowly crawling back onto his feet before putting his hands into his pockets. He doesn’t say a single word as a hum in the background drones on, soon to be followed by the sound of his shoes clacking and echoing with each step. The camera remains static as he exits the chamber, but before he completely steps outside, he suddenly turns around, obscuring the camera’s view of the door before talking to his team once more.]
JIMMY: You know when people say it’s been a pleasure? …Well, it hasn’t been like that. You do whatever, I’m going home.
[As he slowly steps away from view, the door is quickly slammed shut, a little click echoing before we cut back to the inside of the Red Team’s cell once more, now focusing on their reactions to the aftermath as the camera is nestled firmly against the corner, capturing everyone’s passing thoughts.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Geez… Nine votes huh. Hope I never do anything stupid then.
MILLIE: I had a feelin’ somethin’ would happen. Kinda funny.
BEN: I don’t know whether it is funny.
MILLIE: Maybe you just got a crap sense of humour?
GOJO: Hey don’t forget you got a vote too.
MILLIE: Yeah, and so did you, Mr. Blindfold. And… that girl over there…
[Millie’s arm motions over to Nakanaka, who’s arching her covered fingers in a strange claw-like manner, the imp scooting a little closer to Sayori as her whisper is picked up.]
MILLIE : What’s her name?
SAYORI: Nakanaka.
MILLIE: Nakanaka!
[She remains silent as everyone just stares at the girl, her face deep in concentration as she continues to do the strange claw gesture again and again, Millie leaning in once more into Sayori to whisper.]
MILLIE: What’s she doing?
SAYORI: I don’t know.
NAKANAKA: Go ahead, stare. Because now you’re seeing my powers at work! With each little crush I can make a second of time pass and teleport myself into the future!
BEN: You’re doing that quite slowly. Are you sure each second passing isn’t like, an actual second passing and not because of your power?
NAKANAKA: That’s what your mind wants you to think…
NOELLE: I mean, yeah. A second is a second, doesn’t take a genius to figure out how long a second takes.
GOJO: Hey, now that I think about it, why is it called a second anyway? Shouldn’t be called firsts?
SAYORI: Why would they be called that?
GOJO: One second is just one thing passing, not two.
[Sayori stares slightly at Gojo before leaning in and whispering to Millie this time, the latter returning back to picking her nails.]
SAYORI: Are you following along with what he said?
MILLIE: Wuzzat?
[Suddenly a small bang can be heard just outside of the chamber, causing those closest to the door, namely Negative Man and Noelle to crook their heads slightly before it all suddenly goes dark. The red lights switch completely off, like someone completely destroyed the bulb as we hear the chatter of the Red Team – a fuzzy static-y noise creeping in the background, getting louder and harsher in the background as it begins to drown everybody out.]
SAYORI: T-The lights!
NEGATIVE MAN: Was there a lightswitch in here?
NOELLE: None that I can feel, no.
GOJO: Hey, turn them back on! I can’t see.
MILLIE: None of us can see.
BEN: Ow!
SAYORI: Is someone hurt? I just heard a thud…
BEN: I’m fine! Think I tripped on the body…
NAKANAKA: Maybe my powers are too strong…
[Before long, everything cuts to black and all goes silent. Not a single thing passes through on the cameras for a few moments before they pick up on the sound of something different. The strange and distant sound of birds annoyingly singing in the background…]
[When we finally return back to seeing something, we’re presented with an extreme close-up of Gojo, his blindfold slightly ajar and revealing just one of his eyes, but only a little bit by the bottom. The morning sun is shining bright over him, casting him in a warm glow as wind blows past grass surrounding his face. Suddenly, he lets out a slight groan, his eyes cracking open and revealing a little radiant blue color to them, before his hand quickly comes to snatch the blindfold back to its proper place.]
[The camera zooms out a little as he rises up, before ultimately cutting to a new angle altogether, showing his body poking up from the grass, a few of his teammates and some members of the other team also laying down on the grass beside him. It’s a beautiful day out, not a single cloud in that radiant blue sky in the background, his white spikes moving just slightly from the blowing wind as he slowly rises up, as do some of the other players. The camera remains static, seemingly keeping its attention on Gojo in the middle of the frame before a few nearby voices can be heard.]
NACHO: What happened?
KOMASAN: My head hurts…
NOELLE: Bah! Got something in my mouth…!
[After a few more moments, a few players begin to get back on their own two feet, most notably Luigi, Noelle, and the still headless and disappointed Caine as they look around at their surroundings.]
NOELLE: Grass…
LUIGI: Oh, glorious sunlight! I thought I’d never see you again.
CAINE: I’d say the same thing if I could see it.
LUIGI: Hey, isn’t this the exact same place we woke up in?
HOST: Technically, yes.
[The Host’s voice, still filtered but now clear as this bright day captures everyone as the camera soon pans over to the right, revealing the Host standing straight on their feet, like a spear poking out from the ground, the guest hosts slowly coming to their senses and pulling themselves off the luscious green ground.]
HOST: We decided before-hand that this environment would be the best to ease you all in. Although technically speaking, you’ve never left the playing field all this time. But anyways-
[The host clicks their metallic fingers, cutting to a close-up of the mechanised gauntlet in question before we’re shown a familiar wide shot of the entire cast so far, now slightly shrunken in size from the start of the game and coincidentally in separate areas. The Red Team occupy the left side of the frame, the Green Team the right, and the Blue Team smack-dab in the middle as a large bag soon crashes its way down onto the grass, followed by a smaller bag for the Green Team, and an even smaller one for the Red Team. They all stop to look at it, or at least those still on the ground do before the host speaks once again.]
HOST: With Jimmy’s departure, the numbers have reduced to just 22 of you now. For now it might seem large, but you’ll come to feel the difference soon enough.
[The camera then cuts away to focus in on the Host, the guest hosts slowly standing up just behind them while their screen displays the same usual wave of static-y nonsense, pulsing slightly with each word.]
HOST: We hope by now, you’ve all grown accustomed to your new teammates, but if not, we’d recommend you do, just in case these are the last few times you see them. But, we digress, it’s an artificially lovely day out, so let’s not waste any time.
[The Host turns around as we return back to the wide shot from before, capturing both parties as the Host on the right slowly steps out of view, the players watching him while some like Negative Man and Kuzan pick up their team’s bags, others soon beginning to follow.]
[Once everyone begins to walk alongside the host, we focus in on a few groups in particular, the first of which being Yukong and Luigi, the latter still absolutely amazed by his surroundings as he twirls around slightly, taking off his hat and revealing his brown mullet. In the background, we can see thin wisps of black smoke, ashy like pencil lead as they reach up to the heavens. Yukong takes notice of Luigi’s antics and speaks to him as they walk.]
YUKONG: What’s the matter, you never see sunlight before?
LUIGI: It’s just been so long, ya know? If we had to be in another dark place again I think I was gonna snap!
YUKONG: Hmm, this sun is nice, but I’ve definitely felt better.
LUIGI: Better? Like, other suns, you mean?
YUKONG: Duh. ‘ Course in here it could just be like a giant lightbulb or something.
LUIGI: There are OTHER SUNS?!
YUKONG: Don’t think too much about it, just focus on how good this sun feels.
DORMIN: Speak for yourself.
[Dormin’s sudden husky choir of voices catches both of their attention as the camera pans to the left slightly, revealing Dormin to be the source of the strange smoke from before, streaming off their dark back, body now slightly transparent. They stare at them curiously while Dormin continues to struggle and move along.]
[We then cut over to Noelle and Ben, a simple medium shot of the two to the left and right sides of the frame respectively, walking towards the camera, but it keeps pulling back constantly to keep a steady rhythm. Ben looks around a bit nervously, putting his hands into his pockets which Noelle notices but doesn’t comment on before Ben speaks up.]
BEN: Nice weather we’re having, eh?
NOELLE: It’s alright.
[The two just awkwardly stare at each-other, Noelle noticing the older teen shifty eyes before we circle around to another group – this time our attention is focused on Rayman, Caine and Kuzan, the red ringmaster slumped and carried over the hulking Kuzan’s shoulder, walking just behind Rayman who whistles to himself as they continue to walk. As they do, Caine suddenly speaks up, raising his hand out to try and reach his limbless teammate, but fails.]
CAINE: Say, I swear I’ve heard that little tune before? Don’t tell me you’re a fan of drugs too!
[Rayman stops in his tracks, slowly looking over to the headless Caine as he laughs a little awkwardly before speaking.]
RAYMAN: Oh no no! Not a fan of drugs, squeaky-clean here!
CAINE: Aww, that’s a shame – their songs were such good tunes, I play them all the time when people are trying to sleep!
RAYMAN: …Songs?
CAINE: Indeed – what else would the world-class band “Da Real and Ubuqitous Gang of Seals” make?
RAYMAN: …Ohhh! It’s a band! Sorry, was thinking of something else.
CAINE: Don’t blame you, I can’t listen to any of their songs without drugs either.
[Rayman gives Caine one more weird look before we eventually cut away from the crowd, instead looking at an overhead shot of a large wooden hut, smack-dab in the middle of the waving grass – not a word being heard over the sound of gentle wind blowing. All the players soon make their way inside as the audience watches before we eventually get a shot inside.]
[The hut is well-lit, and seemingly-well maintained, aside from a few dark and damp spots within the wood and walls itself, the camera focusing once again on Rayman, or more rather the top of his head at first. His spiky flaps of hair being pulled by the doorway before flipping back to normal with a cartoonish ‘boing’ sound, pointing out from the crowd. We then cut to a medium shot of him as he looks to his surroundings before switching over to focus on something else. While he still remains on the right side of the frame, the camera is now focused on a small desk, with a simple metal dinger on it, the Host standing nearby as he looks directly at Rayman.]
HOST: Rayman. You know the drill, please step forward.
[As he does, moving away from the camera, the large bag of coins the Blue Team earned is suddenly chucked right at him, sending him crashing down to the ground and a few coins spilling out as well his disconnected hands pull the stuck torso back from underneath. Before long, he manages to make it to the desk and slams the bag of coins directly onto it, the camera snapping around to the other side of the desk to get a better view of it, the Host, and Rayman.]
[As Rayman lays out his coins, we soon hear the sound of lights in the background, loudly clicking on before the camera sweeps around in the opposite direction, revealing what’s on offer. Like always, each item is marked with a tat, descending down in price from 900 points to 100 points.]
[On the top shelf lay a small butterfly knife, a small plastic bag full of small marbles, and tacky cheap-looking zombie mask. Right in the middle lies a box reading “Mr. Wizzo’s Wizarding Wizdom Set, full of Whizz”, a large set of chattering teeth, and a small plastic tiny fan that clearly isn’t powerful enough to cool you down. At the bottom lies a dusty, leather-bound book with gold lettering reading “The Book of Powers” as its title, a small plastic cup with strawberry parfait inside, and a 12-pack of cheap canned beer.]
[Just as we get a good look at all of these things, the camera is now suddenly within the large set of teeth, remaining completely shut and barely lit before they suddenly spring wide open, allowing us a good view at Rayman and the Host, the latter speaking, although slightly muted due to the distance, however two pairs of white gloved hands that aren’t Rayman’s slowly appear on the desk, a little red-suited body popping up ever so slowly as well.]
HOST: Now, as always, whatever you choose as your reward will be completely for free. We won’t suggest anything, so the decision is yo-
CAINE: Oh, my sweet sweet body! I’ve missed you, honey!
[Caine’s voice is loud, and strained, and surprisingly emotional, the sudden announcement of it startling Rayman slightly as he just notices Caine, now slightly in-view just above the desk as the camera tries to move just a little inch forward.]
RAYMAN: Caine? What are you-
[Suddenly the camera stops, the picture going blank before going into a random mess of colours and suddenly switching off, all the while we hear the sound of zapping and an old-sounding cartoonish scream echo before being abruptly cut off.]
[When we switch back to the other side of the desk, the camera is pointed upwards from the ground, we see Caine right on the floor, his suit burnt and smoking slightly and while the Host remains indifferent, Rayman continues to look at his strange teammate as he croaks out a pained whisper.]
CAINE: Son… you know what you must do.
[Rayman nods before his giant hand rings the bell, a diver suddenly coming into view as they flop slightly on the table before regaining their footing – bugged eyes look straight over towards Rayman as we see a close-up shot of it taken from his perspective, before flipping over to the opposite. But as he makes one little look at his downed teammate, he plucks up confidence despite seeing a dead Diver not too long ago and announces his request.]
RAYMAN: Yeah, can I get the beer please?
CAINE: The WH- I didn’t mean that! I object!
RAYMAN: Hey relax, we can still get your head back.
CAINE: But we’ll need to pay for it! Do you know how expensive heads are in this economy? ‘Cause over my long career of buying them, I’ll let you know they aren’t cheap! Those prices really make your head spin, and the heads themselves too!
[Before long, the Diver returns, obstructing the camera slightly as the beer is gently placed onto the desk, clinking and clattering as Rayman goes to pick it up. In the background, we can see that it’s now replaced by a simple boxing glove. As Rayman returns back to his group, the camera accordingly flips itself back around to focus in on the Host as they prepare to make another speech.]
HOST: Now, despite everything you’ve endured thus far, your challenges are far from over. Although less players now remain, it certainly won’t make things easier. But that’s enough doom and gloom, for now you can relax, and rest assured your challenge will not commence for a little while. So for now, sit back, rest, and stay tuned. We at the Static Serene bid you a brief adieu…
[Suddenly, the Host’s screen switches completely off and their body does its usual motion of falling down on the ground, landing on Caine’s as he does, causing him to do yet another cartoon-y scream. Before long, someone steps in to help as John’s boots come into view.]
[As he helps push the host’s body off of him, he’s soon joined by Millie, the camera switching around to have them in the foreground, while Rayman returns to his group in the background – our attention focused towards him while the two in front remain blurry. He has a small smile on his face as everyone else looks towards him, Miku pushing past him slightly to reach the desk while the others don’t say a word.]
RAYMAN: What?
N: Between the choice of watered down beer and one of your teammate’s body parts, you chose the beer. Kinda low, don’t you think?
RAYMAN: We can hear him fine already, and besides, this beer ain’t just for me.
DOLL: I can’t drink that.
RAYMAN: Well, you don’t have to.
VIVIAN: Do you even know what that stuff even is?
RAYMAN: …No, but… Look, I bought it for a reason.
N: I mean, technically you didn’t ‘buy it’-
KOMASAN: Well, what’s the reason mister?
[Rayman’s eyes look around in a shifty fashion, keeping his reward close to his body before blowing everybody off and continuing to walk.]
RAYMAN: It’s a secret, can’t have you guys knowing about it yet. Sorry, but I just can’t tell you right now.
[As Rayman makes his way towards the exit, the camera doing a close-up of only his head and shoulders, the latter of which are barely poking out from the bottom of the frame, a sudden gloved hand soon comes into view, stopping him slightly as the warm trickles of bright sunlight dot the outer edges of his face. We soon hear a charming, charismatic, and instantly recognisable voice call out to him.]
CAINE: No hard feelings at all! Thanks to the cold hard power of friendship and capitalism, I’m as good as new!
[Rayman turns his head slightly, an amused smile on his face as he looks over to the hand’s direction, not looking at first before reassuring his teammates.]
RAYMAN: See, Caine’s cool with it! He’s back to his usual self already.
[As soon as he notices his hand however, Rayman’s eyes wander slightly forward, expanding in surprise as the camera suddenly snaps back to reveal where exactly Caine is. He’s floating in the air just like before, but directly behind the desk, as a consequence, his arm is stretched out beyond belief to reach out to Rayman’s shoulder, the strange player himself being small and tiny in the background, while Rayman and the hand remain crisp and clear in the foreground just as Rayman mumbles to himself.]
RAYMAN: Yep. Same usual self.
[We cut away from the team and instead make our way outside, the camera staring directly at the sun as it hangs on this shot, slowly panning down and trickling down to the ground once more, being met with nothing but blue skies. Shortly after though, we see blades of grass poke out from the bottom of the frame as the camera continues to pan down, revealing the back of Nacho, simply sitting in the sun as we hear nothing but the sound of a gentle wind and the occasional birdsong.]
[The camera cuts to a side-profile shot of his face, basking in this moment of peace, staring out into the hollow horizon as the sun shines against his olive skin. Before long, his attention is caught by something else, eyes moving slightly as we soon hear the sound of soft stomps in the background. As they get louder and Nacho finally moves to turn his head, he instead is smacked in the face by something metallic, sweeping across the camera for a brief moment as he flinches in pain. The object soon rests, revealing it to be a long waved metallic cylinder, little hints of a maroon fabric poking out on top of the frame as Nacho soon speaks.]
NACHO: Watch where you’re going next time!
[He grabs his nose, closing his eyes before the object soon turns around, the fabric going down further across the frame to reveal it to simply be clothes – and as the camera zooms out, it's revealed that all this time it was just Doll. She says not a word, barely even reacting to Nacho as he mumbles to himself, meanwhile she just stares out into the horizon, her holographic visor turning slightly brighter as the fake sun shines over it.]
[The camera soon cuts to a shot taken from the front of the two this time, Nacho hanging to the left and Doll the right as they stare directly at the camera, while Doll doesn’t say a word, Nacho continues to mumble to himself some more, catching the robot’s attention just slightly.]
NACHO: Estúpido robot, ¿no puedes ver justo frente a ti?
DOLL: What was that?
NACHO: Nothing.
DOLL: That was a different language.
NACHO: Yeah, so?
DOLL: Didn’t the host at the start say that everybody’s speech would be filtered so we’d all speak the same language?
NACHO: Maybe… I kinda forgot he said that to be honest.
DOLL: Well, now that’s it off… BITCH!
[Doll’s sudden outburst causes Nacho to stare at her oddly while she slowly shrinks in on herself, growing slightly embarrassed as her eyes get smaller and more hollow, the camera zooming in to further trap her as she barks out some justification.]
DOLL: I was trying to speak my mother tongue. Guess that filter’s still in full swing.
NACHO: Maybe if you spell it out, like bitch is 1 dash 0 dash 1 dash- I don’t know, robot speak.
DOLL: We don’t speak in binary! I was trying to speak Russian!
NACHO: You have Russia where you’re from? That’s surprising.
DOLL: Well, I don’t even live there, just have the accent burned in my linguistic hard-drive…
[The camera closes in on the two of them, now taking up the majority of the frame as we hear the faint sounds of someone walking through grass yet again, but its drowned out by the loud silence between the two before Nacho speaks up.]
NACHO: So… non-binary. Got it.
DOLL: That’s not how it- Whatever… Are we supposed to just stare?
NACHO: Hm?
[The camera switches around now to show the backs of the two players, largely the same In terms of composition, but just with a few shadows now stretching out behind them as they peer out into the vast blue horizon in front of them.]
DOLL: Seems a bit same-y. Just blue.
NACHO: Maybe that’s all you really need to see. Nothing wrong with simplicity. Although it does kinda get boring.
DOLL: I know it’s not gonna last. That’s for sure.
NACHO: Yep. And yet you still came all the way here to make your way out here and sit down to watch it with me.
DOLL: Well that was partly the reason.
NACHO: What other reason would there b-
N: There you are!
[The sudden arrival of N’s voice and his legs coming into frame catches the both of them off-guard, turning around to see the tall man right behind them. The camera in turn points over to him from below, blocking out the sunshine slightly with his hat as shadows coat his face, a simple smile right on it too. Before long we cut back over to Nacho and Doll, more attention on the latter as a dull and bored look in her eyes suddenly becomes apparent before N continues.]
N: Why did you just run off?
DOLL: Who are you, my dad? I can do whatever I want here.
N: But we were supposed to go walking together. Not much fun appreciating nature without anyone else to marvel at it with.
DOLL: What nature? Only green things I see are grass. That’s enough to blow you humans away?
[The camera zooms back a little to catch everyone in the shot, Doll beginning to stand up as N crouches down, looking over to Nacho as the former takes note of the light around his bangle, glowing just a bit brighter under the newly created shadows.]
N: Hope she didn’t cause ya too much trouble, greenie.
NACHO: The hell’d ya call me?
N: Greenie. Cause y’know.
[N taps on Nacho’s bangle once, trying to go for a second but Nacho backs away in time, giving him an annoyed stare before the camera switches its attention back over to the taller visitor, hands now in his pockets as the back of his wild green hair sways slightly from the wind.]
N: Well, I won’t stop you from doing whatever it is you’re doing, I’ll just get my teammate and-
[N looks to the side as the camera zooms out, revealing nothing more than a blank patch on the grass where Doll was. N clicks his fingers before mumbling to himself.]
N: Shoot. Not again.
[We move away from the outside, and instead focus our attention to one of the new living quarters of the teams – the camera cutting to show shots of the house itself to show that it’s in surprisingly good condition. If anything, compared to everything else it just seems like an ordinary house – down from the slightly white walls, wooden floorboards, normal lights and… well, just normal stuff in general. When we cut to the living room however, we see that the only light still comes from the TV, blaring static as Nakanaka hovers her palm over it, closing her eyes in concentration. The camera positions itself to the middle of the hallway, barely seeing Nakanaka as she’s lightly lit up by the TV – the small opening from the door being our only peek inside. The camera slowly pans over to the left, revealing Negative Man in the kitchen, just getting a glass of water.]
[Before long, we break away from the downstairs and ascend, conveniently when the camera pans up through the ceiling, we’re right in the middle of one of the bedrooms, seeing Sayori sitting on her knees on a creaky bed right in the middle of the frame. Before long however, she puts her pen down, rolling off the bed and rattling while she lifts up the paper, trying to look at it from the pale light above. A little smile makes its way over her face before she straightens herself and steps off – the camera soon cutting away quite abruptly.]
[We return back over to Nakanaka, a slightly more closer shot than before with her being the more focus of the shot – the bright white light shines on her face as she continues to hover her hand over the TV, her one visible eye closed in great concentration before we slowly hear the sounds of slight creaking and small footsteps. Before long, we’re met with the source of these strange noises as Sayori soon bobs her head into the foreground, blocking the younger girl slightly as her hand reaches out to the side, trying to feel for something before retreating, mumbling to herself.]
SAYORI: All these nice things, and they can’t put in a light switch?
[Nakanaka slowly turns right over to Sayori, not saying a word as the other girl jumps slightly, almost losing grip of her paper as she sees Nakanaka’s eye, seemingly glowing from all that shining light right next to her. Sayori tries her best to keep herself calm and composed as she gives a polite wave.]
SAYORI: Hi!
NAKANAKA: I sense you want something… what is it? I’m in the middle of something.
[The camera sweeps around to now be present within the dark room itself, showing both Nakanaka and Sayori clearly while plunging everything else into the ensuing maw of shadows. Sayori soon stepping in as she explains herself.]
SAYORI: Well, I don’t think we’ve really ever said as much as ‘hello’ to each other. So to make sure we haven’t gotten off on the wrong foot. I wrote a little poem for you!
[She holds out the piece of paper for Nakanaka to take, but instead, the girl just closes her eyes and concentrates on her strange action towards the TV, a little sad frown appears on Sayori’s face as she pulls the paper back over to her.]
SAYORI: Do you not want to read it?
NAKANAKA: I told you. I’m busy!
SAYORI: Busy doing what?
NAKANAKA: I’m trying to make this static go away.
[The camera focuses onto Sayori, looking at her a bit confused before noticing a faint glimmer to her right, moving to pick it up before stepping back into the light again – in her hands now is the TV’s remote, once lying on the couch as she presses a button. The camera immediately flickers back to Nakanaka and the TV, the TV switching channels to show some melodramatic sitcom about a kid getting bullied. Nakanaka casts an angry glare at it before looking over to Sayori, immediately stomping her way over to the girl.]
[We cut to the previous shot as Nakanaka rushes into the frame, snatching the remote and pressing a button, a sudden wave of white light and fuzzy noise painting her back. She soon turns and then throws it out into the hallway, the camera zooming out as the plastic clatters and echoes down far away. Sayori looks at her slightly shocked and annoyed before Nakanaka stomps back out of the frame, Sayori now clinging tightly to her paper as she fights back.]
SAYORI: What was that for?!
[We return back to the close-up shot of Nakanaka and the TV, returning back to the familiar sight of her near the TV, barely paying attention to the girl but still deciding to speak back to her.]
NAKANAKA: I was trying to change the channel by myself – I don’t need any help.
[Sayori sighs before we hear the sound of paper being folded in on itself, shortly followed by the sound of petite footsteps as well, her shadow slowly stretching along the frame as she talks back to the smaller girl, her voice sounding disappointed and deflated.]
SAYORI: Alright, fine. I’ll get out of your hair.
[Just as she exits the frame however, Nakanaka’s brow furrows before she suddenly barks back at Sayori.]
NAKANAKA: Wait.
[The sound of footsteps suddenly stop as the camera soon sweeps around back to Sayori in the hallway, just about to tuck the neatly-folded paper into her pocket before staring back over to Nakanaka.]
NAKANAKA: Whatever you want to do, do it quietly.
[Sayori slowly pulls the paper out of her pocket, unfurling it slightly as she walks back into the living room, the camera soon sweeping and following her down as she sits back onto the couch, barely being lit on the right while Nakanaka still remains illuminated to the left. The sound of furling paper can be heard slightly before Sayori starts to read off her little limerick.]
SAYORI: Eye for an eye / yet I don’t know / whether I know all too much about you.
[Nakanaka rolls her eye slightly as the camera continues to zoom in on her, the sound of a faint buzzing getting louder and louder with each slow second, all the while Sayori continues to speak, her voice slowly fading away and getting replaced by this invading buzz.]
SAYORI: Will we be best buds / will we be nothing but? / I can only hope that we can be / the best thing that we want to be. / If I look deep inside, maybe that eye unlocks you and I -
[The buzzing gets louder, violently hissing and spitting directly at Nakanaka’s face before it suddenly cuts out, catching her by surprise. Her eye goes wide as she looks to her palm, now covered in darkness as she whispers to herself.]
NAKANAKA: It… It works… It actually works!
[A bright energetic smile immediately slices its way onto Nakanaka’s face, she begins to excitedly cackle to herself as she stands on her toes in triumph, the camera zooming out and showing Sayori looking on, unsure of what to say exactly before Nakanaka bolts out of the room, leaving her in darkness with only the light from her bangle illuminating her. We hang on a single solitary shot of Sayori on the sofa before something new pokes through – a voice.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Crap- Hey, anybody around?
[Sayori stands up before shouting out to her teammate, immediately making her way over to the hallway as she tucks the paper straight into her pocket. Before long, we cut over to the kitchen, Negative Man directly against the camera, although slightly blurry as only his bandages can be seen. As soon as Sayori comes in through the doorway and starts to take a smell step, Negative Man immediately shouts at her, causing her to slink back.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Don’t! Don’t take another step, okay?
SAYORI: Geez, sorry. What’s wrong?
NEGATIVE MAN: There’s a tear in my bandages. Stupid pricks only did one layer and it had to be the ONE place I can’t reach.
[We switch over to Sayori’s perspective, looking directly over to Negative Man, his comfy winter jacket now haphazardly thrown onto the floor as well as his sickly green sweater. He should be shirtless, but he’s covered head-to-toe in his bandages, trying to reach for a certain spot on his back as he grunts and squirms slightly.]
SAYORI: Can I do anything to help?
NEGATIVE MAN: Just find bandages please! I think some of the radiation’s already started to leak.
SAYORI: R-Radiation?
NEGATIVE MAN: Well duh! Do you think I got the name ‘Negative Man’ by being down and moody all the time?
SAYORI: Well right now I’d believe it.
[Negative Man goes to say something before letting out a defeated sigh, slumping slightly before looking directly over to Sayori, his tone now calmer and gentler in comparison to the previous.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Sorry. It’s just, this is a matter of life and death y’know. I’ve already short-circuited some of the nearby technology. Wouldn’t be surprised if the TV’s busted.
[Sayori nods before exiting out of the frame, the camera focusing on Negative Man for a brief second before we suddenly cut over to the front entrance to the Red Team’s door, mostly ordinary in appearance with the only exception being the large metal door right in the middle, with a piece of paper now taped to it, blowing slightly in the wind. Before long, the door opens just as the tape fails to hold the paper, letting it flytter down to the floor just as Sayori exits the building. As she closes the door behind her and begins to make her way towards the camera, we hear the sound of her stepping on the paper, making her pause and reach for her pocket for a brief moment.]
[We then see a close-up of her shoe, directly on top of this mysterious note as she slowly bends down and grabs it, the camera following her journey as it correctly pans and tilts in conjunction with her hand, ultimately resulting in a close-up of her face as her eyes scan the strange note, slowly whispering something to herself just as she stops.]
SAYORI: A… truce?
[We match cut over to a very similar scene, this time it’s Luigi who’s present, gripping the paper in almost the same way as he speaks out loud, this time however he’s back inside the Green Team’s base, seemingly alone as well as he reads the letter.]
LUIGI: “Hidey-ho neighborino! It’s Rayman, from the Blue Team. If you’re reading this then I propose a temporary truce, just for the night. I’ve got beer to share, and will be in the mess hall before everything locks up. Be there or be square, but if you wanna come just for a goos time, then come along! Not a trap. Must emphasise, NOT a trap.”
[He slowly ruffles the paper down, letting his face be more clearly seen as he looks towards the camera before talking.]
LUIGI: Well, what do ya think?
REAGAN: Definitely a trap.
[Reagan’s off-screen voice is suddenly punctuated by the sudden cut over to her, Luigi still in the background while she’s on her knees, searching around the rustic bedroom, the green light of her and Luigi’s bangles shining slightly within the dusky darkness. She continues to explain herself while still keeping her main intentions right in front of her, whatever they may be.]
REAGAN: When people say it’s not a trap – it’s a trap.
LUIGI: You really think he’d just lie like that?
REAGAN: Call it a hunch. Or just me being cautious. One of the two.
[Luigi turns the paper over before Reagan moves over to the next bed, in search of something as she suddenly bumps her head against the metal bars of the bed, cursing under her breath and pitifully slamming her fist against the ground before continuing to search, rubbing her head slightly. All Luigi does is watch her before speaking his mind once again, stepping just a little bit closer towards her.]
LUIGI: Say it’s not a trap though…
REAGAN: It is, but go ahead.
LUIGI: Well, he did buy the beer, all of us saw it. Why would he mention him having it if he’s not gonna share it?
REAGAN: Appearances. And besides, he picked the cheap-looking stuff.
LUIGI: There wasn’t much else to drink in the store.
REAGAN: But still!
[The camera cuts to an alternate angle now, showing a close-up of Reagan, her usual tired eyes and bored glare present on her face as her hand endlessly sweeps underneath the beds.]
REAGAN: Least you can do is actually bring some good shit to drink. Don’t you agree?
LUIGI: Oh uh, I don’t drink.
REAGAN: Bullshit. You’re over 21 right? Surely you’ve had some alcohol. Must be to dress up like that.
[The camera switches back over to Luigi, looking slightly offended as he grabs on his suspenders, pulling on them slightly and furthering the tension on them as he barks back.]
LUIGI: Hey! Don’t disrespect the uniform! Me and Mario spent an entire night coming up with this!
[Luigi soon loses his grip on the suspenders, causing them to strike back and hit him slightly as he yelps in pain, the camera soon returning to fading him out to the background while sharpening Reagan close to the camera. Suddenly, her bored expressionless face soon breaks away as a little surprised glimmer in her eye shines, soon followed by a smile as she speaks to herself, breathing a sigh of relief.]
REAGAN: Thank fuck… finally.
[We soon focus our attention now on seemingly nothing but darkness, the camera submerged in it with only a small sliver of light at the bottom, before suddenly being pulled back into the light. It’s revealed the camera was directly from the bottom of the bed as we look up to see Reagan, smiling to herself and staring down at the camera before grabbing and lifting it up. But before we get a glimpse as to what this thing actually is, we cut back to Luigi now in a well-lit hallway, rubbing his arm slightly as he talks to himself, the camera suddenly cutting to a close-up of him too.]
LUIGI: I guess it couldn’t hurt to try and go and see what all the fuss is about. Couldn’t hurt to try at least.
DORMIN: Couldn’t hurt one bit.
[Luigi’s eyes go wide once more as he hears Dormin’s ethereal voice, startling him as the camera bounces back, cutting to a more zoomed out shot revealing his shadowy teammate to the right of the frame and the stairs directly in the centre, which Luigi soon trips on and falls down, grunting and moaning in pain with each step before he disappears out of the frame, Dormin slowly looking down as Luigi groans in pain, mumbling something weakly.]
LUIGI: Why do ya always have to do that?
[We move away from the Green Team inside and instead move our attention over to a member outside, more specifically John as he walks through the grass, whistling a merry tune as the camera tracks him with every step. We follow on this shot before he suddenly trips and falls, the camera continuing to move before slowly realising what just happened and quickly snapping back over to the irradiated player.]
[As he rises back to his feet, the camera is fixed on the ground, we see a Diver, sprawled on the ground, just poking out from the blades on the ground before slowly panning back up to focus on the actual player. As he brushes off his dusty coat, his dark eyes look down to the dark Diver with confusion before simply stepping away to the left of the frame, before suddenly tripping again, yelling in surprise.]
[However, instead of panning directly into the ground, we’re instead met with an overhead shot, revealing a stray patch of ice and strange glassy grass while John lies down on the ground, voicing his confusion.]
JOHN: The hell?
[As he rises back onto his feet we hear the muted sound of his bones cracking like breadsticks while the camera slowly tilts up, revealing more glassy grass, shining slightly in the sun and moving out in a path that stretches out to the frame. John makes an effort to step to the side and keeps a close eye on the grass, following the trail by its side as he mumbles to himself.]
JOHN: Why’s there frost? Sun’s out, isn’t it?
[The sound of John’s heavy boots thumping against the ground become replaced with cracking and crunching of the frostbitten foliage before we crash back to a close-up of John’s face, looking out to the distance. We hold on this shot for a few moments before his eyes go wide, cutting over to his POV. The brim of his burnt hat slightly covers the top of the frame, but it doesn’t distract from what’s clearly in the middle – the sight of a large grey jacket draped over a large player as they walk ahead, the trail of ice suspiciously convening right in their path. We cut back over to John, his stare now focused before the rate of his steps increases and he inches closer to the left of the frame.]
[Before long, the camera now focuses its attention towards that other player – revealing it to be none other than Kuzan, his hulking mass taking up most of the frame as he steps forward, not bothering to look into the camera and instead face straight ahead with that unwavering expression, the sound of soft crunching right underneath him. As we hold on him for a few moments, we start to see John slowly peek out from behind him, trying to get close before eventually swatting him on the shoulder. Kuzan suddenly stops, causing John to crash into him from behind as the camera appropriately sweeps back around just as Kuzan does.]
[Although his eyes can’t be seen underneath those thick goggles, Kuzan’s expression wavers slightly upon seeing John on the floor, the Green Team player rises back to his feet on his own as he groans.]
KUZAN: Sorry. Thought you were one of those freaks.
JOHN: Hey, I’m not exactly a good looker, but you don’t have to be rude about it.
KUZAN: I meant the weird things in leather.
JOHN: Wha- Oh, the divers?
KUZAN: What’s that they call them?
JOHN: Yeah… Now that you mention it…
[The camera focuses in on the horizon, cutting away from the two men although their conversation can still be heard off-screen – we focus in particular on a diver walking along the grass in the distance, slightly obscured by the bright light just behind but walking in that strange slumping stupor as before, like an infant trying to learn how to walk.]
JOHN: Have been seeing a few of them around lately, even bumped into one while walking.
KUZAN: We’re complete opposites, you bump into them, they bump into me.
JOHN: Everyone bumps into you.
KUZAN: Not my fault.
[We shift our attention back over to the two of them, the camera focusing on a slight side-angle of the two’s faces, John closer to the camera by just a little bit on the left. The two continue their conversation, but Kuzan remains still like a statue, hands in his pockets and barely deviating from his normal rigid expression as he speaks.]
JOHN: What do you think’s the deal with them? Can’t be normal.
KUZAN: My team’s got a few theories. Miku reckons they’re robots underneath all that leather, like the host. Then you got Caine who thinks their homonoc… humunum… I can’t remember what he said. Rayman wonders if they’re just freaks in the other way, if you get what I’m saying.
JOHN: I hope not, that’s a bit creepy.
KUZAN: What about you then? What’s your theory?
JOHN: Mine… Eh, it’s not much really.
[As John speaks, the camera returns back to the shot of the Diver in the distance, now joined by another as they bump into one-another, their limbs slowly sprawling up in a bizarre fashion before lifting themselves off the ground and moving along as if nothing happened.]
JOHN: When we pulled open those zippers on them in the last challenge, we didn’t find any flesh or anything, just darkness. Maybe they’re powered by smoke or something?
KUZAN: Smoke, huh?
JOHN: Hey, never said it was perfect, it’s just a theory.
[We return back over to John and Kuzan now, the two not saying a word before Kuzan surprisingly strikes up a conversation between the two of them, his voice catching John by surprise but only for a brief glimmer.]
KUZAN: You hear about this party thing Rayman’s putting on?
JOHN: Heard of it. What do you think, you’re his teammate now after all.
KUZAN: …Eh.
[Kuzan turns around slowly before walking away, the camera soon zooming in to focus in on the bangle around his neck, the blue ring of light around it shimmering slightly in the light before we start to hear someone else’s voice off-screen.]
BEN: So, can we go in if we want?
[The camera suddenly switches back over to the inside of the Red Team’s space, right at the front of the entrance to it as well – we’re thrust right in the middle of a conversation between Ben and Gojo, the latter down to the bottom of the frame with a rare cool and collected smile on his face, while Gojo is perched on the stairs, the two looking at each-other for a brief moment before their conversation picks up again.]
GOJO: What?
BEN: For that party! Do we gotta get an invite or… Or what…?
RAYMAN: Well, anyone can join I guess, just gotta be old enough to drink.
[Gojo makes his way down to the bottom, leaping down the stairs as the camera shifting towards the end of the hall to catch the two of them. Despite the fact that Ben is taller and closer to the camera, Gojo still takes centre stage, the setting rays of the artificial sun soon trickling down on him as he looks over to his teammate.]
GOJO: You over 20?
[The camera shifts now over to Ben, his confidence breaking somewhat but trying his best to rebuild it as he lies through his teeth.]
BEN: Pssh, yeah. If I wasn’t, could I grow this?
[He runs his fingers through his pencil-thin moustache trying his best to impress Gojo before the camera swaps back over to the white-haired teammate, obviously seeing through his lie as he walks over to the door.]
GOJO: No offence, but that’s the kind of thing that stays on your face if you don’t know how to shave yet.
BEN: S-So! You haven’t got anything!
GOJO: Sounds like your balls haven’t dropped either. Anyway, it’s getting late. How bout you head to bed?
BEN: I’m not a kid!
GOJO: If you weren’t you’d be coming along with me. Night night!
[The door slams right against Ben’s face as he stands there, letting out a sigh before burying his hands into his pockets, kicking the air in frustration as we hear the sound of a nearby clock ticking away. The camera cuts to the wall of the hallway, revealing a simple clock, slowly ticking on by – the time currently being 7:52PM. Soon, Ben’s head brushes past the camera as he walks to the left, the camera soon panning down to focus more on him. He walks in silence before a loud whisper catches him off-guard.]
NOELLE: Hey!
[Ben turns around to face the end of the hall back where he started before the whisper returns.]
NOELLE: No, over here you idiot.
[Ben slowly turns the other way just as the camera turns in tow, revealing the other end of the hall and Noelle poking her head out of the door to the kitchen, the camera focuses in on her as Ben’s footsteps can be heard, approaching her. The camera now ends up in the kitchen, rooted in the corner of the room as the orange light from the outside world getting darker as the artificial sun sets. Ben soon makes his way inside, having to crouch slightly to not hit his head on the doorframe as Noelle looks up at him.]
NOELLE: You want to get in too, huh?
BEN: Yeah. Whatever, it’s no big deal, probably gonna be boring anyway.
[Ben goes to lean against the wall with his arms crossed, falling slightly but trying his host to recover and act cool, all the while Noelle casts a glance over to him. The camera soon turns to a new shot, focusing on Ben as he leans to the left, while Noelle remains to the right just a few steps away. The two are silent for a brief moment before Noelle speaks up once again.]
NOELLE: Did you try lying abo-
BEN: Of course I did!
NOELLE: Just checking, rude. …You know, we can probably just sneak in. Wouldn’t that be that hard. Plus all the doors are gonna lock soon so once you’re in, you’re gonna be stuck there the whole night.
[Ben’s eyes go slightly wide as he pushes himself off the wall, focusing his attention over to Noelle as his voice takes on a more cheerful and optimistic tone.]
BEN: Yeah! Why didn’t I think of that? There’s probably enough time for me to sneak in.
NOELLE: I didn’t say ‘me’, I said ‘we’.
BEN: You want in too?
NOELLE: Well duh. Why else would I be talking?
[We’re met with a new shot – Ben still sticking to the left and Noelle to the right, but this time the camera is focusing on them from the side as the two look either up or down at each-other, continuing to talk.]
BEN: No offence, but you don’t seem like the kind of girl to get invited to parties.
NOELLE: Look who’s talking. And besides we didn’t get any invites, it’s just ‘go to this place’.
BEN: So what do we do? Just rush in through the front door like it’s nobody’s business?
NOELLE: No, we need to get there fast, can’t have one person trailing behind the other.
BEN: I see… So are we gonna-
NOELLE: Look, we’re wasting time. Just come with me! I’ll explain it on the way!
[Noelle grabs Ben’s hand as the two rush out of the frame, bolting out of the kitchen as Ben’s long legs clap furiously at the ground below, alongside his shaky voice across the hall.]
BEN: Slow down!
NOELLE: Hurry up!
[We move away from the inside and move back into the playing field, that cool blue sky now replaced with a lazy yet warm orange glow, streaks of red and yellow dancing about through the cloudless landscape. Eventually, the camera soon makes its way back down to Earth as we soon see a large building covered in shadows, the faint hazy image of a note blowing in the wind while a nearby Diver suddenly stands on the steps. We go in for a close-up of the note, the small scrap of paper sellotaped idly to the wooden double doors, the words ‘BEER!’ written crudely on it. Meanwhile, the diver’s black leathery head can be seen poking out from the bottom of the frame, the camera soon cutting to a close-up of its eyes as it faces forward, small pinpricks facing it.]
[Suddenly, we’re whisked away from the diver and instead see a pair of legs in stockings slowly dredging through the grass, the sight of the diver and the building now fuzzy and in the background, especially as a strange object is suddenly pulled out. It appears to just be a standard pipe, but after a few whirrs, some strips of blue light emerge across it, humming slightly. We focus back over to the Diver, the mysterious figure remaining just behind them as they get closer, raising up the pipe and revealing a braided cyan pigtail as they do.]
[They approach closer and closer, ready to swing the pipe directly towards the Diver’s head before suddenly a nearby cough catches them and the Diver off-guard, the latter turning their head and inadvertently revealing this would-be attacker to be none other than Mizuki. Both of them look to the right as the camera pans around appropriately, revealing a walking Ibuki, trying to brush off her cough.]
IBUKI: Hey!
[We switch back over to the Diver and Mizuki as the latter hurriedly tries to put the pipe behind her back, out of sight and out of mind before waving sheepishly to her fellow guest host before Ibuki walks right into view.]
MIZUKI: Hey! What are you doing here?
IBUKI: This is where those messages say the drinks are! And Ibuki’s really thirsty!
AIBA: That would explain the cough.
[Ibuki rests her hand on Mizuki’s shoulder, giving her a wide smile while the latter tucks the pipe underneath her jacket, praying she wouldn’t find out. Before long we hear the sound of something slamming against a hard surface as the two girls look around. Before long, they, and the audience soon notice the Diver, slamming their body against the door, but it doesn’t budge in the slightest, no matter how hard they slam their wiry body against it. We switch back over to a close-up of the two girls now before Ibuki looks over to Mizuki.]
IBUKI: How about you head to our place? It’s not too far from here, and all the doors are gonna lock soon.
MIZUKI: We have a place?
IBUKI: Of course silly! They won’t let us sleep on the ground… At least not yet, Ibuki thinks.
[Ibuki points over to the distance, grabbing Mizuki’s pipe without her noticing and directing her attention, and the camera’s, over to a nearby ramshackled hut over in the distance, a far cry from all the other relatively intact buildings around the area.]
IBUKI: The old fart might be in there already, so he can give you a tour.
[We switch back over to Ibuki and Mizuki, the camera zoomed back out slightly as Ibuki puts down her arm, the other girl now realising she’s taken her pipe as she quickly snatches it back, giving a little frown before she looks over to the nearby Diver, now taking her chance to use her pipe to point and poke and prod at the Diver’s strange head.]
MIZUKI: And him?
AIBA: It doesn’t appear to be a threat, Mizuki…
MIZUKI: Yeah, but he’s got that vibe, y’know? Like he walked out of a horror movie.
IBUKI: Oh! Like the one with the one where if you solve a puzzle box, a ghost girl leaps out of your TV after a week?
MIZUKI: Yeah. Kinda. I don’t know, don’t watch a lot of horror movies. They’re too boring for me.
AIBA: More like too scary for you, miss hide-behind-the-couch.
[Mizuki’s once confident smirk has been replaced with yet another frown before the camera zooms out even more, Ibuki now pushing slightly past her fellow host now flashing a wide grin.]
IBUKI: Don’t worry! Ibuki will deal with them in no time! You’ll be all like “ Wooah, thank you Ibuki, you’re so awesome and amazing, and handsome and stuff…”
[She even puts on a little hushed whisper to mimic a crowd roaring as she waves her hands out in little starbursts, Mizuki just nodding before the camera focuses in on her, eyeing the hobbled house over the distance, slowly beginning to walk out of the frame before we cut away from this scene.]
[We’re instead faced with a close-up of the house itself, bathed in dark shadow amid the yellow and orange gradient behind it, the house itself appears to be made of wood, and while still structurally sound it's clear that its seen better days. We focus on this hobbled shack for a little bit more before tilting down, revealing Mizuki at the front entrance as she opens the door, causing a loud creak to be heard.]
[We get an overhead shot of what’s inside, the camera tucked neatly into the corner of this cabin as a stray lightbulb hangs over the entire scene, illuminating it with bright white light – the surroundings look near identical to the players’ buildings. To the far right corner of the frame, we see Mizuki’s shadow amid the light outside, casting itself into the front as she slowly steps in, her footsteps cautious with each creak and moan of the dark floorboards underneath her.]
[We cut to a close-up of her face once more as she looks around, her left eye moving and scanning things slightly faster than the right, the other trying to keep up as Aiba speaks to her.]
AIBA: It appears to be safe. At least for now. I can’t detect any damaging pathogens or bacteria within the building.
MIZUKI: That’s a lie Aiba, someone must have had a sick mind to think this was okay.
[The camera zooms out revealing a large, tacky yet expensive-looking purple and silver vase just nearby on the floor as Mizuki kicks it lightly.]
MIZUKI: I mean look at that thing! Sticks out like a sore thumb.
AIBA: Imagine they blew out the whole budget on this place for that.
MIZUKI: Hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
WILY: Can you please shut up? I’m trying to think!
[Wily’s echo-y voice is heard off-screen as Mizuki’s head suddenly lifts up, the camera in turn moving over to a different shot, revealing Mizuki to be staring up at the stairs, made from that same old wood like everything else. Before long, we’re instead thrust into a new area, Dr. Wily the main focus as he hugs the right portion of the frame, a scornful yet excited glare in his eyes and a strange smirk as he’s busy scribbling down something, although what exactly remains unclear. The room he’s in is dark, but the dark mahogany walls can be seen, as well as a wooden door just away in the distance.]
[It slowly opens inch by inch as light seeps in, revealing Mizuki on the other side as Aiba shines in the darkness. The sudden but slow and irritable creaking noise gets on Wily’s nerves as he suddenly swivels around, throwing a scrunched up ball of paper towards the young girl. The young girl however, quickly reacts to the attack and kicks it back, sending it flying towards Wily’s forehead without so much as a sweat or a blink. Mizuki looks around while Aiba continues to stare at the raving roboticist as the younger girl talks to herself.]
MIZUKI: Yeah, but I’ve slept on better too.
WILY: Who are you talking to?
MIZUKI: Oh, just Aiba.
WILY: What is that, your imaginary friend?
MIZUKI: Nope. She’s right in front of you actually.
[Mizuki’s hand reaches over to a nearby switch, lighting up the room slightly before we cut to a close-up of her face, looking over towards Wily as she taps the fake eyeball, it doesn’t react at all as the other blinks normally. Aiba’s lens zooms in and out slightly, making barely audible whirring noises while Mizuki continues to speak.]
MIZUKI: She can see you…
AIBA: How about I introduce myself this time?
[The strange translucent eye goop suddenly begins to spill out of Mizuk’s eye socket as she pulls it up and down, allowing for Aiba to slip out like before. The camera appropriately pans down as she drips down onto the floor, the metallic prosthetic floating in the pool of goop before coagulating into a more solid and familiar shape. Aiba takes on the form of the bear mascot once more, waving over to Wily off-screen, her voice now present, if a bit muddled due to the sound waves being trapped inside the goop body.]
AIBA: Greetings. I am an AI-Ball, or Aiba for short!
[Aiba’s footsteps make little squelching sounds as she makes her way over to Wily, the camera snapping back to him as he looks down at her in curiosity. Aiba puts out her little miniature hand for Wily to take. He stands there, a rare curious and somewhat enraptured spark in his eyes before crouching down, the camera zooming in to show two fingers shaking Aiba’s hand cordially. We’re thrust back into our normal view as Wily suddenly looks over to the now eyeless Mizuki, quickly shouting as he points to the door.]
WILY: Ohmygodanintruder!!
[Mizuki quickly snaps back around, pulling out her pipe in an instant, and just as we hear it whirr to life, we cut back over to Wily and Aiba, his fingers now grabbing and going through Aiba’s strange body before he reaches his entire fist through it, spilling out slightly as Aiba lets out a cartoonish squeak. The camera quickly follows his fist as he dumps Aiba into his breast pocket before we move into the hallway.]
[The camera rests on the doorway amidst the vacant hallway, her look of precaution and danger quickly shifting to slight confusion and annoyance as she prepares to turn back, but just as she makes a slight turn, Wily suddenly runs out of the door, bashing against her shoulder as he tries to make a break for it. After a quick recovery, Mizuki suddenly rushes out, calling out to the old man as we hear his quick wheezy pants off-screen.]
MIZUKI: Hey get back here!
[We follow Wily, a little wide and villainous grin on his gate as he mumbles to himself, the camera showing a close-up of him as he frantically moves all around the old building, eventually trying to head down the stairs, all the while he continues to speak in hushed whispers.]
WILY: …and if I use that voicebox and modulate it to fit in the correct motherboard with some sellotape… Ohohoho… Albert, you are a genius! The greatest mind that ever did live! And soon, everyone will witness your triumph, your might! With these parts I am invicib- GAAAGGH!
[Suddenly Wily clutches his chest as his spiked hair goes frazzled, instead of running down the stairs, he’s falling out of the frame, the camera not bothering to catch up before it positions itself to the top of the staircase. Mizuki suddenly runs into frame, watching along with the audience as the old thief tumbles his way down each step, rolling and groaning with every impact before landing on the floor, yowling in pain. The camera rests on this shot as Mizuki slowly makes her way down the stairs, Aiba beginning to slither out of the old man’s pocket, later showing a close-up that focuses on the young host’s companion as she lets out a little groan too.]
MIZUKI: You okay there, Aiba?
AIBA: A few bolts might be loose, but I’ve definitely been through worse, especially with you.
[Mizuki extends her hand as Aiba soon transforms into her bear form, quickly being lifted out of frame before the camera is now placed at the bottom of the hallway instead, slightly over the back of Mizuki’s head and watching over as Wily still remains on the floor, clutching his wrinkled neck a little bit while Mizuki puts her pipe away, tucking it back into her black skirt and hiding it with her bright jacket. Before long, we focus back to a close-up of Mizuki’s face, Aiba now readjusted as the pair look down towards him, quickly shifting over to Mizuki’s perspective as Aiba zooms in slightly.]
MIZUKI: What do you think he wanted you for? Spare parts?
AIBA: Mizuki! My parts aren’t just scrap to be stuck to other machines. They’re fine art, irreplicable!
MIZUKI: Tell that to Tama.
AIBA: Well, can Tama transform into a cute cuddly bear whenever she walks around to greet others?
MIZUKI: No, but she can transform to kinda look like what her holographic form’s supposed to be.
[As she says this, we see something else suddenly project itself, materialising just out of the corner of the frame as well as the sound of a soft electrical buzz, it appears to be a foot, extremely pale in colour and marked slightly in black stripes, little white and orange strands floating just a little bit higher, standing still as Mizuki continues to speak.]
MIZUKI: And no offence, Aiba, but if you were supposed to resemble a bear, then clearly whoever designed you was blind.
[The camera pans up, revealing this mysterious figure in tow, dressed in black lines and markings over a pale white body, black and orange diamonds marked on their legs, looking human-like as little strands of orange permeate and glow through their floating hair, as well as a makeshift dress – their appearance is just a tiny bit translucent, darkened within the grand shadows of the hall as they look directly over to Mizuki, pouting slightly.]
AIBA: You don’t have to be so rude, I think I’m perfectly fine the way I am!
MIZUKI: And I’m guessing that’s why the old guy wanted to take you.
Notes:
Hi all, long time no see eh?
So sorry for the delay between this episode and the last, but to be completely honest episode 5 is kind of a beast and is easily the longest thing I've written (oh god). I'm gonna release parts seperately and give a day or two until the next releases just so people can catch up, so te rest of the episode is coming soon!
For now though, I've made just a little mini-poll if you want to share your pinions, not mandatory of course and we're not voting for anything just yet, this is your chance to say what you liked and didn't like about the episode! And you fill that in right here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1C4qS19G29J7LMONjvd4GfBnk_mNxN-Pr6bFP8iMyRSg/edit
Once agin, I apologise for being so away from this fic and A03 in general, but I can promise new stuff is definitely on the way! Thank you for reading, have a great day and stay tuned for more!
Chapter 11: Episode 5, Part 2 - Now there is a Fire in Me
Summary:
As the fun of the show creeps along, it isn't long before we return back to or usually scheduled programming, with the introduction of a new gest host, and the next challenge, but some are gonna have a harder time getting into it, while some are trapped within it...
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[We soon return back to the vast open grasslands of the great outdoors, the sky now a serene and dark blue, little twinkles of light striking out over this blanket of dusk while the now pale grass below sways softly in the wind, like water flowing across a ravine. In the distance however, we can hear two familiar, hushed voices, whispering over to each-other as the camera slowly pans to the right, all the while the audience sneakily listens in to this conversation.]
BEN: Are you sure this will work? It seems so cliché.
NOELLE: Someone’s gotta be stupid enough to believe it.
BEN: And someone’s gotta be stuck like this for hours!
NOELLE: You know how a coin flip works right? It’s a 50/50 chance.
BEN: You could manipulate it.
NOELLE: How?
BEN: …I don’t know, you just can okay? You were talking about magic and whatever when we were running here.
NOELLE: Flip that coin already!
BEN: Fine! But don’t whine if you lose.
NOELLE: I won’t.
[We hear a sharp and shrill click as well as a wobble in the air before this mysterious noise lands directly onto the ground, being met with silence before Noelle’s whispered voice gets even quieter, but surprisingly more sharp.]
NOELLE: Crap… Fine, let’s get this over with.
[We hear a faint rustling noise as the camera continues to pan, the visage of the now shadowy mess hall sticking out like a nocturnal sore thumb amid the soft blue landscape. A few blades of grass begin to suddenly wobble and tumble as we continue to hear the sounds of crinkling and the two young players struggling slightly, their actions hidden underneath the grass as they argue with one another.]
NOELLE: Ow! That was in my eye, you idiot!
BEN: It’s hard to see! Stop grabbing my leg!
NOELLE: I have to, it’s how this works! Stop! You’re gonna break my back!
BEN: I thought we agreed no whining!
NOELLE: Well you broke that the second you got on me!
[As the two continue to mingle about in the grass, a sudden wave of static blares over the entire landscape’s speakers, erupting and fizzing in everyone’s ears as it echoes across the entire field. Although Ben and Noelle’s minds are elsewhere, they’re caught in this sudden wave as we soon hear the host’s distorted voice call out, like a pole in the sand.]
HOST: Attention players. Night has fallen. And as such, we shall say goodbye to yet another day, and prepare to welcome the next with open arms. We trust you’re all taking this time doing responsible things…
[As soon as the host says that, a sudden figure erupts from the grass, tall and dressed head-to-toe in brown jackets with fur on it – copies of Negative Man’s. They’re not just around this figure body, but draped over their arms and their legs as well, covering up nearly everything, aside from the face. Although its scalp is covered by yet another puffy jacket and sunglasses cast more darkness over it, in the faint glow of the nearby stars we can see Ben’s face just poking out, still looking as youthful and scraggly as it always is.]
BEN: How do I look?
NOELLE: With your eyes, genius.
BEN: No, I mean, disguise-wise?
NOELLE: How should I know? I can’t see a thing under here!
[The two of them try their best to navigate their surroundings underneath the coat, wobbling with each movement, all the while we’re still listening in to the host’s same distorted chatter in the background, drowning them out slightly as they hobble past the glowing grass and towards the nearby building.]
HOST: It is a shame we don’t provide many windows at your residences, the view tonight is quite a lovely sight, but we’re sure there will be some of you who truly appreciate it. But with that being said…
[We cut to a shot back to the entrance of the building, the same slightly rusted set of double doors now fixed to the right, while nothing but frigid blues and gentle shadows from the surroundings surround the rest of the frame, but before long, the figure soon topples and turns itself into the frame, ready to slam its hands against the door as many jackets are lazily tossed down to the floor. But before even an impact can be made on the door, we hear the soft sound of a click, before being followed by a loud bang against metal. The door doesn’t budge, as the figure stares right back at it, Ben’s sharp breaths breaking through this shoddy illusion before he’s interrupted by the host once more.]
HOST: All doors shall remain locked until the sun rises.
BEN: Oh come on! No!
NOELLE: What’s happening?
HOST: Now, is the time to rest and save your energy for tomorrow…
[As they say this, Ben ignores it, just keeps slamming his fists against the door over and over again, but to no avail, all while he mumbles under his breath without any sign of slowing down or rest.]
BEN: Come on! Come on! Open you stupid-!
[We cut away from the two of them and instead focus on the double doors from the other side, illuminated from the soft yellow glow of the inside lights, as well as a few lanterns lazily dotted around, not doing too much of anything. Ben’s voice can no longer be heard, but his bangs sure can. The camera begins to slowly zoom out, moving further away from the doorway and the outside and instead showing off the inside of this new mess hall, and most importantly, who’s inside of it.]
[The building itself is just as large as it always is, only this time, the tables have been moved slightly to the edges of the room, leaving a wide empty space, the floors being nothing more than plastic pretending to be planks of wood, but still having that same charm nonetheless. Instead of the cold, dim lighting, it’s now filled with a slightly more healthier and warmer glow, like an actual mess hall that provides the rare combination of caring for sight as well as taste. A few box speakers are carefully planted along the edge of the flat roof as they crackle out the host’s final parting words, and as they wrap things up, the camera continues to zoom out until we see all of the players inside, either looking to the door, or to the speaker.]
HOST: Irregardless, we hope you have a good night, whether you choose to spend your time wisely or not. We at the Static Serene wish you a brief adieu…
[Inside of the hall are a few players, all from different teams, scattered about the place at their own leisure. Of course, we have Rayman, lazing about on the floor with his pack of beer already by his side, in fact an empty brown glass bottle can be seen already on the floor, rolling away ever so slowly as his hand reaches about for another one. Just in front of him, standing up is Yukong, hands in the pockets of her luxurious coat, contrasting with everyone else’s mundane appearance. Take for example Gojo, simply slumped against the wall, dressed to the usual black nines in that uniform and his blindfold.]
[The next two players have almost huddled together, those being Vivian and Negative Man, the latter sitting down on the floor holding some sellotape, the loud scrunching and screaming of the tape being heard as he tries to wrap it around the back of his head. Just nearby, Vivian is simply eating away at some chips, the bag crinkling slightly as she eats away. Next to them, standing next to the wall and just picking her nails is Millie, whistling to herself slightly. The final player present however, is the furthest away from everybody – it’s Ibuki, close to the door as she slowly tiptoes over to it before pressing her ear against it.]
[As the host’s message ends, we cut to a more zoomed-in shot of her from the side, her face giving us a clue as to how she’s trying to fit those pieces together as the bangs suddenly subside. We’re now shown a close-up of Ibuki soon peeling herself away from the cold hard metal as the camera pulls back in tow, revealing everyone else blurry in the background as Rayman calls out.]
RAYMAN: What’s up? Doors are locked.
IBUKI: Ibuki heard screams and banging outside, she’s sure of it!
YUKONG: Are you sure that wasn’t just feedback from the message just now?
IBUKI: No, Ibuki’s hearing is the best around! She could hear a needle drop while she’s screaming and shredding her soul and guys out on stage.
RAYMAN: So… you’re saying… what exactly?
[Ibuki soon dramatically swings around, a wide excited smile on her face, resting her fists against her waist before returning back to her usual energetic self with a scream of a statement.]
IBUKI: So Ibuki’s saying we should get some music!
[As she rushes towards the camera, it cuts off not a moment later, now focusing over to Gojo as he walks over to Rayman, a little less pep in his step then the guest host as he crouches down to snag a bottle of beer. Although his eyes are covered and his head barely moves, his gaze on the excited musician is undeniable as she briefly sweeps across the camera, being nothing more than a blur.]
GOJO: No offence, but acapella ain’t my thing.
RAYMAN: Ditto. And besides, I’m pretty sure those speakers don’t have a plug to play your MP3s in.
GOJO: MP what-nows?
[When we cut back over to Ibuki, she’s halfway into the kitchen, that same wide-eyed and excited expression on her face from before as her voice becomes more confident, pointing a sharp black nail towards Rayman.]
IBUKI: You’ll see! Ibuki will find something! And when she does, you’re singing with her!
[Ibuki immediately darts out of sight, the camera switching back over to everyone else, remaining silent for a little while, the only sound present being Rayman struggling to open another bottle and chipping the glass with his teeth, and Negative Man’s continued chorus of sellotape. That is until Vivian pipes up, turning to the others.]
VIVIAN: Hey, how about we play a little game to pass the time?
MILLIE: What ya got in mind?
VIVIAN: Um… Two truths and a lie?
GOJO: How’s that work?
RAYMAN: It’s in the name, genius. You gotta present three statements about yourself. Two are true, the other’s just a lie you made up.
[The camera returns back over to focus on Rayman, eventually becoming frustrated with the bottle and just smashing it against the ground, sending glass shards and liquid flying against his face. His eye twitches slightly, especially with one teeny tiny shard poking against his eye, but he tries to keep a brave face, his voice strained just a little too.]
RAYMAN: Like, my eye is seriously hurting right now… That’s a truth…
[He remains silent as the camera quickly snaps back to the others, Yukong and Gojo looking over to him expectantly before Yukong speaks up.]
YUKONG: Okay, and what about the other truth and the lie?
[We snap back to a close-up of a Rayman, his smile growing more and more strained as Vivian comes up from behind, trying his best to pick out the small barbs from his face, trying her best to be careful as his fist shakes slightly.]
RAYMAN: I can’t think of them right now, this hurts too much.
[He quickly tries to down the other bottle to numb the pain but comes up dry, meanwhile in the background we can hear the sound of something heavy scraping against metal. The shrill sound continues as the camera slowly pans over to the left, the door to the kitchen left wide open as we soon hear small grunts accompanying the screeches. Before long, this is revealed to be coming from a large, dusty-looking speaker, with a screen smack-dab in the middle of it as well as a microphone – slowly being pushed by Ibuki from behind.]
[We switch around to a better angle up above, seeing Ibuki trying her best to push this machine into the main area as everyone looks over at her – before long however, she ends up being successful as she slumps over it, exhausted and breathless. The camera darts over to Rayman and Vivian as they look over to her, Ibuki’s usual charming and eclectic voice now sounding slightly ragged and out of breath as she tries to reassure everyone.]
IBUKI: Alright… Now, Ibuki’s ready to get this part start-!
[She suddenly coughs pretty violently before slamming against the machine, the camera cutting over to her as Negative Man soon steps over, finding its power cord and plugging it near to the wall. As he does, it suddenly lights up as the camera quickly cuts to a close-up of it. A tacky archaic boot-up screen is seen for a few seconds before being replaced with a dated bright display, yellowed words in tacky fonts floating in a large neon blue sea, but most notably the word ‘KARAOKE’ flashing in bright colours and stars right at the top.]
[We zoom out to see Ibuki recover almost immediately, wiping away something from the corner of her mouth, quickly cracking into a smile as she grabs a microphone resting right to the side, throwing it up in the air as she looks over to the others off-screen, her energy quickly coming back into full swing.]
IBUKI: Anyone up for a little jam session?
[She tries to throw it to somebody, but it’s snagged back by its own wire, hitting her in the forehead as she tries to suck up the pain. When we cut back over to the group, we can see that a few of them are thinking long and hard about their decision, while a few of them remain a little bit hesitant, but it’s Vivian who decides to pipe up at first.]
VIVIAN: I’ll pass, I think I’ll just stick to the game for now.
IBUKI: Ooh, what game? Ibuki loves games! Well, as long as they don’t have any bullshit like cards, math, or dice involved that are rigged to make Ibuki lose.
MILLIE: So you hate board games?
IBUKI: Yeah, bored games ma-
RAYMAN: Do not finish that sentence.
NEGATIVE MAN: Gotta say, never knew someone to actively take a dislike to board games of all things.
IBUKI: Well now you have! And you still haven’t answered Ibuki’s question! It’s like you don’t want her to play! Fine, Ibuki’ll just scream the house down with Ibuki’s soon-to-be award-winning vocals!
[In the background we can hear little off-screen taps and thumps towards the machine as Ibuki becomes slightly visible on-screen, although tucked in the corner and a multiculored blur, the only notable thing being a horn sticking out as some of the other players look over to her. Some decide to continue their conversation just as Rayman reaches out for another beer, Gojo nearby swatting his hand.]
GOJO: Hey, leave some for the rest of us!
RAYMAN: Calm down, there’s plenty to go around.
YUKONG: Isn’t it a little early to be drinking anyway? The party’s barely even started.
RAYMAN: Well it’s Nine O’Clock somewhere, am I right?
IBUKI: It is 9 o’clock! Ibuki checked the clock in the kitchen!
NEGATIVE MAN: Thank you for fuelling Rayman’s addiction further.
IBUKI: Aha! Finally, a good song!
[We move over to focus on the karaoke machine as Ibuki steps back and out of the way, revealing the screen and the title of the song to everyone. Despite the cheery stars and bright yellow text, the song is entitled “The Downward Spiral of Skulls and Agony (12 Minutes Version)” and cheap little midi drums can be heard crackling out of the speakers before being followed by the harsh hissing of fake guitars. The camera slowly sweeps back, showing a look of determination in Ibuki’s eyes, sticking out her tongue as her nails tap against the microphone in time with the drums.]
[Before long, the song starts to get heavier, the bass drones on as the guitars shirek and the drums crash, Ibuki headbanging and leaving the screen a frayed fluxed mess of her hair swaying over and over again before she lets out a high-pitched scream. Appropriately enough when we get a glimpse at the screen itself, the music just says “(scream)”. Before long, we witness the other players as they listen on, some like Negative Man and Yukong covering their ears while Millie bangs her head too. Vivian, Rayman, and Gojo look at her stunned before Negative Man puts his hand over the neck of Rayman’s beer, his voice barely audible from the music.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Actually, I think I’ll need this.
[We zoom in to the group from an alternate angle, right alongside the wall as they all huddle around each-other, meanwhile in the background, Ibuki can be seen and heard screaming along to the auditory bastardisation of a song that should never have been out through Midi. Yukong’s face holds a slight grimace as she scoots closer to Vivian, raising her voice slightly to be heard amidst the crashing wave of noise.]
YUKONG: So, are we still playing that game or not?
VIVIAN: What?
NEGATIVE MAN: Stop shouting, you’re gonna make me go deaf.
RAYMAN: That’s what’s gonna make you deaf?!
VIVIAN: Anyway, does anyone wanna start us off?
[Suddenly, a black-sleeved arm comes into view, as well as a hand, this person’s voice being quieter, but just as audible as everyone else, sporting that same cool and laid-back demeanor as always.]
GOJO: Sure, I’ll go.
[Everyone looks over to the camera as we appropriately swivel back around, the synthetic drums in the back crashing louder and louder before coming to a sudden sweet interlude, low bass playing just as Gojo puts his hands into his pockets and starts the game.]
GOJO: Okay. Number one – this is my natural hair. Number two – I’ve got eyes. And number three – I spent my summer trying to learn that trick where you saw a lady in half and out her back together. Spot the lie.
[We cut back over to everyone else, trying their best to think under all this racket conveniently as the music starts to pick up the breakneck pace once again, Ibuki slamming her head against the machine in time with the beat, contrasting with everyone else acting calm and composed. A few hushed whispers are thrown about until someone decides to throw their hat into the ring, clicking their scarlet fingers.]
MILLIE: It’s gotta be the eye thing. I’ve never seen him take that blindfold off even once!
NEGATIVE MAN: No no, it’s the hair – you’re telling me you were born looking like you just got spooked like a ghost?
VIVIAN: Has to be the magic trick. That’s way too in detail compared to all the others to simply be a lie…
GOJO: Could be the truth, or could be a lie.
[We cut back over to a new shot, the focus primarily being on Gojo, casually taking a sip at the glass bottle, a little smirk from the corner of his lips before he finishes, that smirk being replaced by a confident grin, leaning back against the wall and raising out his arms as if invisible platforms are around him, all the while the others are at the bottom of the frame, only the tops of their heads being visible, but blurred.]
[After a few more quick murmurs, being masked by the call of Ibuki screaming her lungs out, echoing and tearing up the walls before wrapping up in a soft wail as a cheap-sound piano can be heard. Gojo takes the opportunity to break away from the chaos and get the ball rolling.]
GOJO: So, brave heroes, what’s it gonna be?
VIVIAN: I still think it’s the magic trick.
MILLIE: If you’ve got eyes under that, I’ll eat my shoe.
NEGATIVE MAN: You don’t have shoes.
MILLIE: I can dream!
YUKONG: I’m saying the magic trick.
RAYMAN: Ditto.
GOJO: And the majority vote wins!
[Gojo slowly claps as the camera begins to slowly move around, ticking away to the back of Gojo as he starts to lift up his blindfold, the camera getting the reactions of everybody as they look towards him. Rayman and Millie look surprised, Negative Man Yukong are unfazed – even if the former can’t be read well under all those bandages, while Vivian is slightly taken aback. Although he’s only showing just a peek, we don’t get a good glimpse at the sight, the camera being at just the worst angle, but what we do see is Negative Man getting close to Millie as the two secretly whisper among themselves.]
VIVIAN: Geez. I’ve never seen eyes so…
GOJO: Gorgeous?
VIVIAN: No, they’re so… Blue… But, like not in the good kind…
[Millie suddenly dives towards Rayman, catching the slightly inebriated critter off-guard as she wrestles for one of his floating shoes, in the turmoil, the camera follows them as they bump into the karaoke machine, and Ibuki herself. She yells slightly as she’s swept off her feet, the three crashing into the old thing as it falls down in the chaos of it all, just as the song comes to an abrupt close.]
[We cut to a shot focusing entirely on Rayman’s head against the tinny metal, clutching it as a suspicious red stain is just hidden by his strange puffy hair. As he groans and rises, he soon notices the stain, his hand trying to touch his scalp to feel for the wound, but breathes a sigh of relief as he soon realises it's not from him. His eyes however go slightly wide, as if in pain as his hand grasps for the other, however is met by nothing but thin air – his right hand is missing, coincidentally just as we hear little gnawing noises in the background. His head darts to the side as he soon barks and throws out his hand as it goes off-screen.]
RAYMAN: Hey! The he;p are you doing?
[We see where the hand has come to as Millie gnaws on the other hand, not breaking any of the glove or skin, but it twitches and convulses with each bite while her eyes remain closed. The hand suddenly slaps her across the face, causing her to spit it out and open her eyes, an annoyed twitch now present as she glares at him. Meanwhile, Rayman’s surviving hand quickly pulls the other one away like an injured soldier on the battlefield, pausing slightly as Millie barks back.]
MILLIE: I made a promise, didn’ I? I said I was gonna eat a shoe, and I was gonna dine on a shoe.
RAYMAN: That’s not even-!
[We quickly cut back over to the others, Rayman, Millie, and Ibuki fighting in the background and getting into a little tussle, although our main focus is on everyone else. The beer lies precariously in the centre of the shot, and while everyone else simply watches the conflict, Negative Man reaches for the beer, whistling before speaking under his breath.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Thanks a bunch, momentary distraction.
[We quickly cut to a close-up of Negative Man’s face, his fingers separating a layer of bandage or two as he cracks open the beer off-screen, soon filling the booze inside the now tiny slot – the irradiated skin being quickly swept out of sight by a piss-colored liquid before the bandage covers up that sight as well. Yukong takes notice of this sight as we zoom out a little bit, her hand hovering precariously over the beer.]
YUKONG: That was a distraction?
NEGATIVE MAN: What other way can we make sure that guy isn’t the only one drinking? I say, bottoms up, while he’s still fighting for his life.
[Soon enough, the players soon take to Negative Man’s example, each grabbing a bottle, but while Vivian and Yukong have no trouble cracking the cap open, Gojo struggles a little, although keeps a cool smile, not wanting anyone to see the hidden frustration bubbling underneath. All the while, Negative Man has his back directly close to the camera. As Vivian takes a sip she soon immediately spits it out, the liquid flowing down to the floor as she tries to wash off her tongue with her mouth, talking with slight disgust in her voice.]
VIVIAN: God, that’s disgusting. How can you drink that?
NEGATIVE MAN: That’s the neat part, with these bandages on, I can’t.
GOJO: Then why’d ya pour it directly against your face?
[Negative Man takes a little pause before sagging slightly, his voice now just a bit quiet and slightly embarrassed.]
NEGATIVE MAN: I just wanted you all to have fun…
YUKONG: What a noble cause. Even if you're drinking it like a sponge.
IBUKI: HEY, IS THERE ANYTHING LEFT FOR IBUKI?
[In the background we can now see Ibuki trying her best to separate the two, going rapid like wild cats, tugging at them from the backs of their clothes, however it’s clear that the girl is struggling a little bit. After getting no response at first, we soon cut away from this scene and move to a different shot altogether – a close-up of someone’s legs crossed together. The lights are dim now as cool blue shadows surround the place, however with a distinctive skirt at the top of the frame, brightly-colored holed stockings and a fake scar along the thigh, it’s clear that this is Ibuki. That point hammering down more as we’re actually cutting into the middle of her in a conversation.]
IBUKI: Geez, is it that hard to spot Ibuki’s lies? Here’s a hint! Ibuki’s nose grows when she lies, if you’re not careful she’ll poke out your eye, and then we’ll both be scarred for life!
[The sight of her hand slowly sweeps into view, holding a bottle of beer before it’s raised, the camera appropriately panning in time as we see a little wry smile on the young rocker’s face, drinking while we hear everyone else talk in the background.]
MILLIE: If I gotta guess, probably the thing about workin’ on a farm as a kid.
NEGATIVE MAN: Yeah, that seems most likely.
YUKONG: Ditto.
IBUKI: Wow, Ibuki’s hearing something rare, everyone agreeing on something!
[Her eyes go slightly wide as we soon go to a reverse shot, Ibuki still unmistakably there in the foreground, but blurry, and in the background we see everyone else sitting on the floor, looking some level of drunk, but there are some like Gojo and surprisingly Vivian who remain quite sober-looking, especially compared to Negative Man who’s just barely slumped on the floor itself. Surprisingly, the only person not present is Rayman, and as everyone looks towards Ibuki she talks back to them.]
IBUKI: That everybody’s final answer? That Ibuki worked on a farm as a kid?
GOJO: Actually I think it might be the ‘kissed a girl’ thing.
NEGATIVE MAN: You telling me you think a girl dressed like that and with the energy of a honey badger on crack, is straight?
YUKONG: Looks can be deceiving, I mean I never would have guessed you of all people was gay. Or that your name is Larry…
VIVIAN: Why’d ya say that so negatively?
NEGATIVE MAN: Trust me, I wouldn’t name a boy ‘Larry’ either. But anyway, I’m sticking with my gut, you didn’t work on a farm as a kid.
IBUKI: Everyone locking that in?
[Silence is heard throughout the scene, except for some small sounds of footsteps and slight tapping against some strange off-screen surface. At that moment, Ibuki’s eyes suddenly furrow as we focus back in on her, a close-up shot with her angled mostly to the right of the frame, while in the background we can see something blurry moving just behind her. That curious and furrowed look continues as she soon lets what she’s thinking slip out without any care.]
IBUKI: Wait a minute… where’s Rayman?
RAYMAN: Is that blood?…
[The distant and drunk voice causes Ibuki to quickly swivel around, just as the camera changes focus, now getting a sharp view at the clearly intoxicated Rayman, his hair sagging down slightly and his body slumped, little bubbles popping in and out of his head like a cartoon character. He fumbles slightly with the karaoke machine, hitting it before the screen suddenly sparks to life, a new song starting to play as the word ‘SEXBOMB’ lights up the screen, just as Rayman lights up with a sharp smile.]
RAYMAN: Aw, hell yeah!
[As he goes to grab the mic, a low-quality jazz midi can be heard from the speakers just as we focus our attention back onto the others, a little tapping noise can be heard in tune with the beat, cutting to an overhead shot showing the rambunctious girl tapping her nails against the floor in sync with the tune. After a few quick beats, she suddenly stops and returns back to her usual bombastic self.]
IBUKI: Alrighty! So… the lie is… and drumroll please!
[Ibuki suddenly leans forward, rapidly tapping her fingers against the hard wood floor in a frenzy, almost filing the sharp and dark nails as the camera slowly starts to zoom out, getting more of the crew in the shot, but at a snail’s pace. As we hear a drunk Rayman singing his heart out, Ibuki suddenly stops before announcing her grand deception.]
IBUKI: None of you got it right! Ibuki’s lie is about getting hit by a car!
[Everyone groans, and Millie even smacks her fist against the floor at not being able to spot the lie just as Ibuki goes for another sip at her beer.]
MILLIE: Fuck! Should have gone with my gut!
VIVIAN: Wait a minute, but what about that scar you pointed out? The one on your leg.
IBUKI: Oh this thing? Pssh Just a tattoo Ibuki made!
YUKONG: Oh, so you’re a tattoo artist too?
IBUKI: Not exactly, it’s just when you’re bored on a Thursday Night and you got a tattoo gun lying around… Let’s just say Ibuki likes to get creative!
[Ibuki suddenly lets out a little cackle after observing everyone’s reactions, even wiping a little tear from her eye before letting out a small cough, that amused tone still standing as the camera continues to zoom out more and more.]
IBUKI: Ibuki still can’t believe you guys thought the other parts were lies! She must have a secret talent she didn’t know about until now!
NEGATIVE MAN: Told you the ‘kissed a girl’ thing wasn’t a lie.
IBUKI: You know what, Ibuki miight step a boundary or two by askin’ but… raise your hand if you’re just a little bit gay.
[Surprisingly, quite a few hands come up, while Rayman is too pre-occupied trying to make his song carry on as he screams about being a ‘Sexbomb’, Gojo, Negative Man and Ibuki all raise their hands, while Vivian precariously raises hers, and Millie makes an ‘in-the-middle’ gesture. The only person who isn’t holding up their hand is Yukong.]
VIVIAN: I’m trans, do I count?
IBUKI: Duh, of course! Ibuki accepts everyone!
MILLIE: Do I count too? I think I’m mostly straight but…
IBUKI: You said you had a husband, right?
MILLIE: Yeah, and I love him of course! But I did some stuff when I was in college…
YUKONG: There’s a college in Hell?
MILLIE: Someone’s gotta educate us how ta torture shitbag sinners the correct way!
IBUKI: So, that just leaves you…. You… You-
YUKONG: Yukong.
IBUKI: You-kong! Yukong! Yu-
[Suddenly, Ibuki splutters slightly before coughing just a little bit, the camera’s movements suddenly coming to an abrupt stop just as Rayman falls down to the floor dramatically in time with the song’s ending. Ibuki’s cough only gets worse and worse as we cut to a more closed-in shot, focusing on the young rocker from the side, fist to her mouth as she wheezes a little, while just barely peeking into the frame we see Vivian trying to put her hand on her shoulder in comfort.]
GOJO: You okay?
IBUKI: Yea- Yeahh- Ibuki’s-!
[Under the sudden torrent of coughs, Ibuki suddenly springs up to her feet, accidentally letting something fly out of her mouth, although its unsure what as she suddenly rushes away from the frame. We quickly cut over to witness Ibuki tunnelling back into the kitchen, Rayman’s hair poking out slightly as he lets out a confused yelp and some slurred speech.]
RAYMAN: Jesus? Was that you? I’m not ready to die… not yet anyway.
[In contrast to the lively and warm atmosphere of the previous scene, the next shot is cold, somewhat sterile as we focus in on a shot of the grey and dull metal sink right in the heart of the kitchen, a small mirror placed against the brick wall just near it as we hear the sound of running water. Some shadows crowd the area as in the middle of the shot, we see Ibuki just standing over the sink, trying to wash her face and hair with the frigid clear water before coughing once more. As she does, we soon quickly cut back to the main area, the orange and blue glows now a bit off-palor as the camera slowly tilts down to the floor, just as we hear a few concerned voices.]
GOJO: You think she’s just a lightweight?
MILLIE: She had like 2 bottles, I don’t think that’s enough to make anyone sick!
NEGATIVE MAN: You demons obviously must have some
RAYMAN: Ah great, demons, sure, why not? I knew it’d turn out like this…
VIVIAN: Hey, wait a sec… Is that?
[The camera suddenly rests as we see a small splotch of blood on the floor, not enough to be completely noticeable, but still unmistakably there, like crude patchwork. Just as the camera rests on this shot, we hear the sound of water trickling down the drain before cutting back an enhanced version of the previous shot.]
[What the audience sees is a reflection, the mirror taking up the entirety of the frame as Ibuki stares at herself, leaning forward slightly to the camera. Her eyes are slightly closed, and tired, some mascara running down her as she dabs her lips slightly before pausing. As she does, she slowly leans back, rolling up the bottom of her shirt slightly as we see a strange sight. It’s barely visible amid the lighting but above her hip lies what appears to be a bullet, embedded within her flesh.]
[After a few seconds of staring at it, and the sound of water gurgling down the drain like a bad call, we soon hear in the distance of a cheap-sounding guitar blaring and humming in the background. Ibuki notices this too, rolling down her shirt as she takes in the music of the tacky karaoke machine. She slowly lets out a deep breath before mumbling to herself.]
IBUKI: You did this before… You can do it again…
[After a few tepid taps to her face to psyche herself up, Ibuki seemingly returns back to her usual carefree and excitable persona, bright eyes and an even brighter smile plastered onto her face, her head bobs in tune with the hard-hitting music as she slowly walks out of the mirror and out of frame, singing along, although getting quieter.]
IBUKI: You say, you don’t know, you say, don’t you know, I say…
[The camera continues to rest on this shot for a good few seconds. Before we abruptly cut to the outside of the building, the slightly off-tune and royalty free midi track blaring in the background, while visually we see the dark building being bathed in pale artificial moonlight. For the first time it seems that actual night has cascaded the playing field, creating an almost peaceful scene before time marches on, the sun slowly beginning to rise before we cut over to the Blue Team’s base for the morning, light soon dotting the sizeable building and pushing away the grim shadows of night.]
[Before long, we cut to inside, one of the dusty bedrooms being bathed in dusk and shadow yet again as the thin wisps of morning light soon start to stalk their way out into view. They slowly start to illuminate the scene as light slowly trickles in from the bottom of the frame, at the centre we see two beds pushed together, with Miku lazily lying on it, the otherwise graceful and energetic idol slumped without a care in the world, blue hair frazzled and frayed.]
[Soon, she starts to react to the slight, rising up from the bed with a yawn as she blinks towards the camera, eyes wide and shimmering slightly before staring back slightly confused. We cut around to an alternate angle showing that she’s been staring at a blank wall all this time that’s slowly been getting lighter and slightly translucent as she just stares at it for a good few seconds.]
MIKU: Huh.
[We soon start to rapidly cut around to Miku’s morning routine, at first a simple overhead shot of her slowly rising out of bed before cutting to a shot of the bathroom, the camera gazing at her reflection through the mirror as she brushes her teeth before snapping downstairs, a familiar static shot of the stairs to the left and the rest of the hall to the right. She makes it down the first few steps and comes into view before suddenly stopping, slowly looking around before a little smile creeps onto her face. She suddenly raises her leg out wide before leaning back and leaping off the stairs, trying her best to make it down, but just tripping and falling down each step instead, groaning and wincing with each impact.]
[Before she can reach the final step however, the camera soon cuts to an abrupt close-up of her tumbling down the steps before suddenly stopping just an outstretched red arm and glove come into view, along with the ever-excitable voice of their owner.]
CAINE: Woah! Pump the breaks, missy!
[The arm suddenly loops in on itself to grab Miku by the back of her shirt, lifting her up like a wet cat before Caine suddenly starts to creep his way into the frame from the right side.]
CAINE: Now what were you trying to do there, huh?
MIKU: I wanted to see if I could go down the stairs without taking a single step.
CAINE: And look where you are now! You could have been seriously hurt!
[Miku lets out a little cough before Caine suddenly drops her down to the floor, the camera soon zooming out and tilting down as he floats his way towards her, his voice taking on a slightly more thoughtful and warm tone now than before as he tries to wrap his misshapen arm around her shoulder, landing like an unused hose before giving advice.]
CAINE: Listen, if you ever have any hare-brained schemes you ever want to pull off, it’s always important to ask someone if they think it’s cool or not.
[Caine’s focus suddenly shifts towards the camera, zooming in slightly as he faces the audience directly, his arm quickly whipping to point directly at the camera as his voice takes on a slightly slower tone.]
CAINE: And remember kids, never tell your parents anything fun. They are a bunch of wet blankets. If you ever want to jump off the roof and dive into the pool, ask a friend who think it’ll look sick!
[His right eye makes an unnatural wink, closing in on itself before the camera breaks away from this strange shot, returning to the normal view from before as Miku gets back up on her feet and Caine returns back to his usual self.]
CAINE: Well, I think we all learned a good lesson here, good night Miku!
MIKU: It’s morning.
CAINE: Yes, but I cannot sleep!
MIKU: How?
CAINE: I have no eyelids!
[Caine shouts across as he whips around the staircase and down the hall, marking his exit with the sound of a cartoony crash before we’re left with just Miku again. The sun coming in from the front door’s window starts to make itself known, brightening up Miku’s body in an orange palette before she lets out a slight smile, humming to herself as she makes her way down the hall.]
[As she does, we soon follow her journey, the camera now angled slightly lower as her legs manage to bump into Komasan, causing the both of them to stop as the small yokai rubs his nose, slight small splotches under his big yellow eyes.]
KOMASAN: Oh my swirls…
MIKU: Oh, so sorry! Didn’t see you there! You alright?
KOMASAN: Fine, miss. Just tired…
[The camera shifts its focus now to Komasan entirely, rubbing his eyes which are roughly the same size as his paw, the morning glow behind him and the licks of blue flame on top of him contrasting with his dark and somewhat sunken in face as he looks up at his teammate, her voice showing a slight sign of concern.]
MIKU: Couldn’t sleep?
KOMASAN: Yeah… Normally I’m out like a moth to a light, but. I felt somethin’… somethin’ wrong in the air.
MIKU: What do you mean?
KOMASAN: Well, my grandpappy always used to tell when storms were gonna come in. Whenever, he felt an achin’ in his knee, or when he got shocked by lightning, he’d always go about yellin’ “Somethin bad’s bout to happen! Get in the bomb shelter!”.
[As Komasan continues to elaborate, we cut back over to a close-up of Miku, her smaller teammate still in the frame, but down at the bottom and getting blurrier and smaller as time goes on. The main reaction on her face appears to be intrigue, but it’s also served with a healthy mix of confusion, fear, and trying not to laugh, especially as Komasan pretended to replicate his grandpappy with a raspy voice. Miku suddenly interrupts, bending down slightly to get a more equal distance to the small yokai.]
MIKU: And you have that same sense?
KOMASAN: Not entirely, but just call it somethin’ in my gut. Like cicadas in my tummy. You ever get that feeling, miss? Like we’ve had things good for too long and somethin’ wicked this way’s a comin’?
MIKU: You’re never usually this foreboding.
[Komasan pauses slightly before we return to his close-up, his face blank for a good few moments before he rubs his eyes and lets out a little yawn, fiddling with the bag wrapped tightly around his neck before speaking again.]
KOMASAN: Ya know what, maybe I’m just tired. I sure do hope nothin’ bad’s gonna happen though.
MIKU: I think everyone’s hoping for that! And try to get some sleep if you can.
KOMASAN: Will do.
[Komasan makes a little salute before waddling his way down the hall, mumbling to himself as the audio is barely caught for the audience as he talks to himself.]
KOMASAN: ‘Least no-one’s as tired as me. I’d hate it if someone woke up like garbage…
[As he says that, we suddenly hard cut to an extreme close-up of Rayman’s face, eyes closed completely shut as he honks and snores, a relatively peaceful sight before suddenly a shout is heard, completely breaking the serene sight.]
MILLIE: WAKE UP!!!
[A large frying pan suddenly comes into view, appearing as just a blur overhead before disappearing once more. We hear the sound of an impact as Rayman’s eyes go wide suddenly crack open and he lets out a painful yowl. We soon zoom out, as the sound of slight chatter surrounds both him and the audience, it’s revealed that he’s been lying on a table in the mess hall, surrounded by empty bottles. Some members from last night are dotted around, such as Millie, Yukong and Negative Man, while bystanders like Dormin, Nacho, and Doll witness the sight for themselves.]
[As Rayman lies there, his hair frazzled, hoodie crumpled and eyes looking like sinking suns, we cut to a closer shot as he sits up on the table, taking up most of the left side of the frame while the three from earlier stand at the empty space to the right. As he clutches his torso, the other hand reaches for his hair, wincing slightly before Negative Man speaks up.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Morning, sunshine.
YUKONG: Is it still morning? I thought it’d be the afternoon by now.
RAYMAN: Can you guys… stop talking? My head hurts like hell..
YUKONG: That’s strange, I hit his body and the pain redirects from his head? I gotta keep a note of that.
NEGATIVE MAN: I don’t think it’s that, although I’d be surprised if whatever organs he had weren’t mush from how hard you hit him.
YUKONG: So what do you think it is? Is he sleep deprived?
MILLIE: Worse. I think the poor bastard’s hungover.
[Rayman tries his best to crawl his way off of the table as his shoes swing themselves off, the camera soon cutting to a close-up of the floor as they suddenly move faster than Rayman’s body, tumbling to the floor in an almost drunken stupor themselves. When we cut back, Rayman’s now closer to the camera, bathed in shadow as he looks worse for wear while in the background we can see the others talking behind him, the sound slowly becoming muffled before a strange swooshing noise can be heard, only getting clearer and more ear-piercing as time goes on before Rayman’s head slowly floats to his right.]
[We soon zoom-out, revealing the sound to be the sound of something inside of a basket, being held by Miku as she slowly walks across the frame, humming to herself while Rayman watches. Just as she’s about to disappear off-screen, Rayman soon speaks, his words slurred slightly contrasting with Miku’s usual upbeat and optimistic tone.]
RAYMAN: Hey there…
MIKU: Hi!
RAYMAN: What’s with the basket? You having a picnic or somethin’?
[Rayman smiles at his little joke, but Miku answers him back with the truth, causing his smile to fade a little bit, even though what’s she saying is relatively harmless.]
MIKU: Yes actually! Some of us decided that it’s such a nice day outside so, why not enjoy it to its fullest? You’re more than welcome to join!
[As Miku continues on her way out of the frame, she continues humming to herself before Rayman rubs his eyes and tries to step down the table. He manages to do so and get his shoes back near his body, but his body is slumped over, like a beanbag lazily pressed against a wall, messy and dirty blonde spikes hanging over his eyes now as he tries to walk, the camera slowly trudging along with each step.]
[As it sweeps around, we see John in the background, sitting at the table and eating away at something. The camera soon focuses on an angled close-up of his face as he picks at something with his fingers, cutting down to reveal a hasty-looking omelette with some of the shell still left in. Surprisingly, it seems as if he’s eating the shell itself, as we soon hear an assortment of crunches coming from his rotten teeth. The camera slowly sweeps up, revealing a confused Nacho on the other side of the table, along with Doll right next to him, who slowly starts to mimic the same action.]
[When we cut to the opposite shot, showing John in roughly the same position, he soon stops his feast, looking back over to the camera, his crunches slowly coming to a stop before asking a polite question.]
JOHN: What?
NACHO: You know you’re not supposed to eat the shell, right?
JOHN: Says who?
NACHO: Common sense.
JOHN: Doesn’t bother me. Been eatin’ eggshells all my life, growing up we couldn’t find the yolk most of the time.
NACHO: Just the shell?
JOHN: Some lucky bastard would get to the yolk before us, and we were left with scraps. But it’s healthy, I mean look at me now!
[As John gives a smile, we cut away to an alternate angle of the table from its end, showing John on the left side of it and the frame while Nacho and Doll remain on the right. Doll blinks slightly, soon removing a little splinter of egg from her metallic mouth as she sarcastically talks back, not that John really noticed.]
DOLL: Wow, look at you. So handsome, and strong.
JOHN: Much obliged. ‘Sides, shell is where all the protein is stored. How do you think baby chicks are made? It’s cause they feast inside all the membrane inside the egg, without it they’re just that yellow goop inside.
DOLL: Wait, that’s what you humans eat? Unborn chickens?
JOHN: Not me, I eat what’s encasing it. Besides, need all that protein for today, got a big plan ahead.
[John suddenly gets up from the bench, taking the plate with him as we cut to a close-up of it being whisked away, tracked by the camera before panning, slowly morphing into a close-up of the man himself as he walks to the kitchen, the frame draped in thin whisps of shadow as the light around his bangle glows slightly.]
NACHO: Hey, wait a sec!
[Nacho’s sudden shout doesn’t stop John, but in the background we can see him struggle and retreat from the bench before making his way over to John, the camera zooming out and stretching to accommodate the extra company as Nacho soon makes his way over to John, whispering now out of earshot from Doll.]
NACHO: What kind of plan?
[John takes a quick peek behind him, but in the background Doll is now nowhere to be seen, out of ear and eyeshot now, he decides to confide within his teammate.]
JOHN: If I had to guess, the challenge is gonna come up soon. And whenever the challenge appears, the host does too…
NACHO: I mean, yeah, he’s gotta. Who else is gonna announce what the challenge’s supposed to be?
JOHN: So, what I’m thinking is this… Find the host, find the challenge. …Eh?
[Nacho scratches his chin slightly as the two continue walking along, a quick zoomed-out shot showing the two of them make their way out the double doors to the kitchen, swinging idly by as the two men disappear. Inside, we hear some banging and slight beeping, a chaotic change of pace compared to the lazy and relaxed atmosphere in the main hall. The camera decided to sweep along the base of the kitchen, keeping John and Nacho in the centre, although the taller, more tattered player is closest to the camera as he speaks normally, drowned out by the cantankerous cacophony of cooking.]
JOHN: I also got a few questions I wanna ask him too.
NACHO: You sure it’s just one guy?
JOHN: Psh, no doubt in my mind. Someone’s gotta be pulling the strings.
NACHO: Yeah, but with an operation like this, surely one pair of hands isn’t strong enough to tug on all these strings.
JOHN: How about we make a bet then? Ten eggs to me if it’s just one person. Two eggs to you if it’s multiple.
NACHO: Are you kidding? That’s gotta be the easiest bet I’ve ever wagered on.
JOHN: I admire your confidence, that’s why you’re not here.
[The camera zooms out revealing a frantic Plague Knight over the stove, just barely going in and out of the frame as he rapidly throws eggs into a pan, steam, yolk, and eggshells exploding out of the pan as he mumbles to himself, all the while John and Nacho look over to him.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Infernal straws… it’s a trick, they want me out of the picture so badly! They can’t handle my genius! Well I’ll show them, I’ll blow them all sky high…! And then who’ll be the one making fine cuisine? No-one! And then they’ll appreciate the culinary cacophony I create! I-
[The camera cuts back over to Nacho and John, the taller and more frayed player to the left, and the more confused player to the right, tugging slightly at his leather jacket from all the heat. In the background, we continue to hear Plague Knight ranting and raving to himself, not at all being subtle about it as Nacho leans in to whisper again.]
NACHO: How long has he been like this?
JOHN: If I had to guess, from the day he was born.
[The next shot focuses mostly on Plague Knight, his awkward avian mask taking up a good chunk of the frame from the left, almost staring down at the camera as slight shadows permeate across its porcelain surface. In the background, we can still see John and Nacho, but they clearly aren’t the main focus in the shot, even as John addresses his smaller, more erratic teammate.]
JOHN: Keep those eggs coming, Plague Knight! We gotta be in prime shape before that challenge starts!
[As he turns and walks away, the camera continues to linger on Plague Knight’s mask before we hear a small crack, soon cutting to a close-up of his small metal gauntlet, holding a now crushed egg, some of the yolk dripping down the sickly green armour. We now cut over to an alternate shot from further away, Plague Knight’s back to us and revealing that he’s been on a stool this whole time. The sounds of heat rising and eggs frying surround him before he raises up his arm, throwing the egg down with such momentum that it causes the stool to sway.]
[As he lets out a scream and flaps his arms about like a panicking raven, he soon falls down to the ground, letting out a mighty groan as he does, while in the background we can hear the slight sound of a door opening and little tiny footsteps. But the audience’s attention isn’t directed towards that, instead we focus on Plague Knight, staring up at the camera once more as he looks at the ceiling, while we can’t see his face, it’s more than fair to assume that underneath his mask he is fuming, his arms outstretched, but his hands bundled into tiny chaotic fists as he mumbles once more.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Lord have mercy…
[Just as he says this, the sounds of those footsteps get louder and closer until eventually a pair of black business shoes come into frame, hoisted onto white legs as they suddenly brush over Plague Knight. The legs stumble just as we hear the sounds of hissing and a pained gasp from this mysterious visitor, soon zooming out to reveal it to be Reagan, clutching her arm in pain as she grits obscenities through her teeth.]
REAGAN: Shit… Jesus Christ…!
[In one hand lies a mug, but whatever is in the other hand is suddenly dropped, falling out of frame for a brief moment until we get a closer look. Just from the top of the frame, a small messy notebook flutters down to the floor, the papers inside not even being connected to each-other as it opens up, all of them looked shoved in without any care or attention. One particular page however flutters out and moves into the background, coincidentally just as Plague Knight gets up, getting crisper as he suddenly looks down at the small scrap.]
[Without thinking and blanketed by Reagan’s harsh words, he suddenly snatches the page into his tiny little mitts, the metallic fingers gripping onto it furiously. We cut to a close-up of his mask once again, his eyes scanning over the page meticulously as the sheet of paper is slowly lifted more into frame. For once, Plague Knight is silent, the camera zooming in closer and closer to his face before we cut back over to Reagan, still recovering from her minor mishap.]
REAGAN: Gaghh, damnit. What did I even trip over?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: “ A true agent of chaos, I fear that he may cause unnecessary damage that we can’t afford to mend.“
[At Plague Knight’s sudden and somewhat sly voice, Reagan suddenly stops what she’s doing, her eyes going slightly wide as she slowly turns around, the camera soon panning over to reveal Plague Knight, relaxing lazily on the floor as he reads aloud the page in his hands, soon cutting to an opposite shot where Reagan becomes unfocused in the background while Plague Knight makes himself the centre of attention in the foreground.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Of course, having someone who’s well trained with explosives is a very high risk on shows like these. Why can you never meet someone who’s just a pyrotechnician instead of a pyromaniac?
[He suddenly puts down the page, now mustering the strength to look directly over to Reagan, and do the even more tasking task of getting up this time, the camera soon trapping both of them as they stand on equal stretches of the hall – Reagan to the left and Plague Knight to the right, tension brewing and bubbling as Plague Knight acts offended.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Honestly, the nerve to compare me to such criminals! And I am not a maniacal pyro! I barely even have the faintest of interest in those childish fireworks! Clearly your notes are lacking.
[Reagan slowly approaches the notebook, but before she can get there in time, a long navy-blue stick comes into focus, dragging it closer to its thief, a little smug cackle echoing from around his mask. Reagan senses what’s about to happen and steps closer, determination and slight fury in her eyes as the camera zooms and pans accordingly w9th each step, but before she can close the gap and snatch the page back, Plague Knight begins to taunt her once more.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: I have to say, your penship as well is utterly atrocious! Did you even stay a full year in school? I’m sorry that you couldn’t be like me and stay for two.
REAGAN: Give that back. Now.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Why? It’s not good to keep secrets, especially if we’re on the same team. Hee-hee-hee!
[With an excited hand, the camera soon cuts to Plague Knight giddily flicking through the small notebook, not even bothering to scan through the pages as we constantly hear the sound of them fluttering over each-other without any sign of stopping. Reagan notices this constant tease as we cut back to her, her face unmoving, but her eyes focusing furiously on what’s rightfully hers before Plague Knight slams it shut in a dramatic fashion once more, almost deafening the entire room as all falls silent.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: My my… how curious… This is exactly what an inquiring mind like mine has waited so long for! Actual neural nourishment in this banal game!
[Plague Knight sharply cackles like an old-school cartoon villain ready to tie a woman to train tracks, however Reagan still remains eerily still until her hand slowly reaches over to the left, cutting to a close-up as her hand trails along to the counter. It inches closer and closer to something as we hear Plague Knight continue to gleefully monologue to her.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: I wonder whether this is all simple observation. Call it just a dumb ‘agent of chaos’ spouting quack theories, but perhaps you’re assessing something greater? Ooh… an alternate alliance somehow? To reap the wheat from the chaff?! I don’t blame you, I really don’t…
[We cut back over to Reagan properly once more, a simple medium shot as her hand comes back over to rest, whatever she’d holding away from view before we cut back over to Plague Knight, giving quite the enamoured sigh before starting once more, not knowing when to quit.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: But I jest, really I do! After all, you can’t be so taciturn and studious for all eternity. Surely you’d know that by no-
[Without warning, Reagan suddenly tenses up, throwing her cup of coffee directly at Plague Knight as he recoils and screams, the sounds of hissing from the piping hot liquid echoing through his mask as he flaps up and down in pain, dropping everything as he screams and wails through the pain.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: My cloak! You ruined my cloak, you harlot!! I shall never forg- GAAAGH! It’s in my eyes now!!
[As Plague Knight suddenly crashed down to the ground, the camera follows, Reagan hurriedly nabbing her notes back from the thief as she soon sprints her way out of the frame and out of the room as we hear the sound of the kitchen doors creaking. The camera soon cuts to an overhead shot as Plague Knight squirms slightly on the floor, covering his eyes and patting down his dark shroud occasionally as we slowly zoom out.]
[Before long however, we soon cut away from the inside and make our way outside once more, specifically we rest on a shot of the sly. While it is indeed nothing but a bunch of screens, it displays a quite convincing sight of a serene blue sky, cloudless and bright as the relaxing sounds of songbirds and light wind is heard in the background. That sound is slowly accompanied by distant muttering and chattering, only getting louder and louder as the camera soon swivels down, as if looking down below where we see the sight of the players all hanging outside for a change, mostly separated into their teams, with the Red on the left side of the frame, Blue in the middle, and Green on the right.]
[The audience is soon thrust back down to the ground as we cut around to a few sweeping shots of the players, firstly we get a sight of Kuzan, N, and Vivian trying to play a board game, by the looks of things N is losing hard while Kuzan is making a clean sweep, Vivian’s next turn causing N to lose even more as he tries to hang his head back and not show any anger. We next cut over to Noelle, making some strange hand movements towards Nakanaka, the younger, more rash girl eagerly watching on before suddenly batting the hands away, doing more weird hand movements of her own accord.]
[We next see Yukong and Dormin, the latter taking up most of the frame, their shadowy monstrous form creating smoky whisps the longer they stay in the sun, while Yukong is tucked to the left of the frame, making paper aeroplanes, one of which falls into Dormin’s spectral body and is subsequently swallowed by the dusk. When we cut over to the guest hosts, it seems the three of them are actually speaking in a normal conversation for once, with Aiba resting in her more mobile form on Mizuki’s knee, while Ibuki tries tuning an old beaten-up guitar.]
[We cut in the middle of their conversation as the camera focuses entirely on Wily, angled slightly so Mizuki is closer to the camera and Ibuki is further away while Wily goes into yet another rant.]
WILY: And what do I have to show for it? 88 pieces of scrap metal that are barely even worth that! And hundreds more I had to build to help them! It’s all because of that stupid Blue Bomber. And Light too. Damn that Light!
MIZUKI: Are you ever happy about anything?
[Wily slowly crooks his head over towards Mizuki, a piercing glare directed at the girl while his bushy eyebrows and moustache bristle in the wind, like a wild animal growling through a shaggy pelt. Mizuki meanwhile remains unbothered and Ibuki barely even notices before Aiba speaks to herself as she clutches her tiny paws against her head.]
AIBA: Oh no. Not again…
[Wily pitches in a deep breath, but before we can hear his fury come out like steam from a broken pipe, we’re instead thrust back over to a shot from earlier, this time from an alternative viewpoint. In the background, we see Noelle and Nakanaka talk to one another, continuing their strange movements while in the foreground we can see two sets of shoulders poke out from the sides of the frame. Aside from the red rings of light cascading from their bangles, they’re too obscured to properly make out who exactly until cutting to a reverse shot to see who these two observers are.]
[It’s revealed to be none other than Sayori and Negative Man, simply watching on with a small plastic up in their hand. Sayori gently sips from it while Negative Man pretends to sip through his bandages, although no liquid pours out. In the background we can hear Noelle and Nakanaka’s conversation more clearly.]
NAKANAKA: No! Curl your fingers towards you, like this!
NOELLE: Are you dense? That makes the magic just go towards you!
NAKANAKA: That gives you the proper energy needed for a fire blast to demolish your opponents!
NOELLE: That gives you a fresh hole straight through your abdomen, at the very least!
SAYORI: What do you think they’re talking about?
NEGATIVE MAN: Who knows? At this point my ears have just learned to block nearly everything about magic and powers out.
SAYORI: Is it just me, or does Nakanaka seem a bit more… happy?
[We cut back over to the sight of the two girls where Nakanaka looks like she’s about to bawl her fists and get into a fistfight with the slightly older girl she was just chatting to, but no blows ever occur as we close off on one little remark from Negative Man.]
NEGATIVE MAN: She’s certainly got more passion.
[Just before Nakanaka swings her fist towards Noelle’s way, we suddenly cut back over to the members of the blue team, more specifically on Vivian this time as she takes up most of the frame in a simple close-up shot, meanwhile in the background we can see the doors to the mess hall slowly open, a clearly hungover Rayman stumbling out and clutching his head, and a rushing Reagan sprinting out clutching her notes. At the sound of the double doors creaking, Vivian slowly turns her head towards her teammate and waves, but Rayman gives one back rather weakly as the camera soon zooms out.]
[Kuzan and N are waiting for Vivian to take her next turn as we witness the sight from a high-angle and slightly more crooked shot than before as Rayman stumbles his way into the frame, the shadowy player standing up slightly to gently push Rayman down on the grass as he groans and grogs.]
RAYMAN: How much did I drink last night…?
VIVIAN: A lot.
RAYMAN: But how-
VIVIAN: For the sake of keeping things less painful to explain: a lot.
RAYMAN: Really? Surely it can’t have been that much, there was only like… 24 beers?
VIVIAN: That’s ‘not much’ to you?
KUZAN: You have an addiction.
RAYMAN: Tell me somethin’ I don’t know…
[Suddenly, Rayman faceplants down on the ground as the three of them watch on in silence, slowly returning back to their game as Vivian clasps her hands in excitement, rolling the dice once more. We soon cut to a close-up of Rayman, his snout curled slightly against the grassy ground underneath him as a pair of boots suddenly come into the frame just nearby, alongside two long cerulean twintails, looking down on the player before a cautious voice can be heard.]
MIKU: Excuse me, are you-
RAYMAN: No. I just wanna sleep and I got a killer headache…
[The camera soon pans back up slowly to reveal Miku’s face, slight worry dashed across it as Caine soon floats his way alongside her from the right of the frame, sipping on a comically large jug labelled ‘XXX’. Once he sees Rayman however, his eyes go wide and he quickly throws it away, the sound of it splintering into a million little fragments echoing across the landscape before he straightens his bowtie and returns back to his usual chipper self.]
CAINE: Well, thank God you made it outside! Fresh air does wonders for headaches, just as it is for missing limbs!
MIKU: Missing limbs?
CAINE: That’s right, miss Miku! And it’s all thanks to that beauty right up there!
[Caine wraps her arm tightly around Miku’s side, pulling her close before suddenly pointing up, his finger brushing the camera just slightly and leaving a small fingerprint before cutting to a wider shot. The main focus of this shot is on the sky, spotless and serene like it has been for some time, with the bright sizzling sun perched directly in its side, by comparison, Miku and Caine are barely even shadows within the frame as Caine points and stares directly at the sun.]
MIKU: The sun?
CAINE: Bringer of life, heat, and sunburn! Mr. Sol Miser themselves! That’s the real miracle cure! Although don’t tell them, but I think her sister, Miss Moon, is better than her…
MIKU: Right…
CAINE: In fact, I feel like we should thank it personally!
[Suddenly, Caine floats away from Miku, the little blot that makes his body streaking across the frame and rising up to greet the sun before the top of his head bumps up across the top of the frame and the sky itself. Caine seems to have forgotten that the sky is slightly fake as he comes tumbling down like a raging insect hitting a window before he falls unceremoniously to the ground.]
CAINE: On second thought, the sun’s an imposter. We need to kill it.
[We cut to a close-up of Caine sprawled out over the grass, Miku looking down at him in the background as he slowly wobbles and waves his arm upright, looking mere seconds away from collapsing into a million pieces.]
CAINE: Miku… Under my bed… there’s a gun…
MIKU: A what?
CAINE: A gunna be nothing but dust…
MIKU: Are… Are you trying to make a pun? That doesn’t make sense.
RAYMAN: When does he ever make sense?
[Caine’s arm suddenly drops just as we hear the sound of a distant tone echoing across the landscape, catching everybody’s attention as sudden slight shadows dot the field, the sky overhead suddenly turning just a little bit cloudy as we hear a familiar, and yet distorted voice.]
HOST: The time has come once again for a word from your sponsors.
[The camera zooms back out to the entire plain, seeing nearly everyone in shot as the host continues on, ready to announce the first of a few messages, their voice echoing slightly across the now slightly less bright and whimsical landscape.]
HOST: Now, we only received 4 sponsor messages this go around, so let’s not waste any more time. The first sponsor message is addressed to Ben Paul.
[The camera zooms in slightly towards the Red Team, sweeping around to try and get a close look at the young man, but instead being met with nothing, he simply isn’t here. The players all look around before the camera suddenly cuts back over to the Red Team’s house, where we find Ben lying in bed, his face barely being visible within the pale sunlight of the window nearby as shadows mark the entire frame. It isn’t long however before we see more of him as a loud and abrupt noise repeats, sounding like an annoying and deafening car alarm, bolting the tall teen out of bed with a start as he clutches his chest, panicking slightly as he looks around.]
[Just as he does, casting a confused and sleep-crusted eye towards everything, the noise suddenly stops as we hear the host’s voice replace it now, a little look of frustration casting itself over Ben’s eyes as he recognises who woke him up.]
HOST: Wakey-wakey, eggs and bacey.
BEN: Don’t do that! I was gonna- GRAGGH!
HOST: Well, Mr. Lie-in. Get out of bed, you’re on camera.
BEN: When am I not?
HOST: And you have a sponsor message. If you can’t wake up, and least let your ears.
BEN: What does that even mean?
[Before he can get an answer, we hear a soft click and a slight whirr hum through the scene as Ben gets out of bed, rubbing his temple slightly and then his eyes, all the while the distorted and somewhat carefree voice of his sponsor plays.]
SPONSOR: Oh hey, it’s me again! So far, you’re doing super well! Definitely better than your previous performances during the last 3 challenges. If I have one thing to say, it’s that you should interact with your new teammates. Ya know, the weird eyepatch girl, the bow haired girl, maybe even the guy in bandages. That way, you’ll have allies that’ll help you through the game.
[Ben nods slightly as if in agreement, but it’s more than likely just him trying to wake himself up as he makes his way out of the frame, exiting to the left just as we cut back over once more to the Red Team. Coincidentally, towards the ‘bow haired girl’ as Sayori chatters a little to the nearby Millie and Negative Man before stopping, being slightly startled by the surprise appearance of harsh, but brief, feedback, soon being added by the return of the host.]
HOST: Apologies, contestants. We had to do a little extra work to make sure Mr. Paul heard what was written for him. Now, moving onto our next sponsor message, this one is addressed to Sayori. Here’s what your sponsor had to say…
[Sayori psyches herself up slightly, taking a deep breath as the camera remains entirely static on her, not a moment later we start to hear the distorted voice of the previous sponsor yet again as they give out their second message.]
SPONSOR: Konnichiwa! It’s me your sponsor. You’re doing pretty good so far! Not as good as the previous challenges (especially the second one), but it ain’t too bad. For advice….. honestly I’m so sure. I suggest you ask the southern devil lady for some guidance. Ask her about how to be strong, outwit the other teams, and/or use a gun like a true AMERICAN. Okay, maybe not the last part, but you get what I mean.
[Sayori’s eyes slowly wander towards Millie, picking slightly at something between her buck-teeth just as we hear another click from the speakers, ending the message. The camera lazily pans to the left to focus now on Millie, catching the imp by surprise as we hear the host speak once more.]
HOST: The next sponsor message is addressed now to Millie. Don’t worry, not all of these messages are towards members of the red team.
[Millie’s sulfuric-yellow eyes raise slightly at the mere mention of her name before the host starts the next message with yet another click and some more whirring cascading through the environment. The sponsor’s voice is still distorted as ever, but this one is at least different from the previous one, sounding a bit more raspy, and yet whimsical at the same time, the strange mix echoing through the speakers as Millie takes in the message.]
SPONSOR: Hi there Millie. Your sponsor back once more. I am praying for you not to get eliminated since I have been tracking your progress the whole time. It would be an awfully damn shame for you to depart. So I'm thinking of you in our prayers. Please do whatever you can to stay alive.
[As soon as the message ends, Millie puts her crimson hand to her head in a salute before turning her head away from the camera slightly, ironically trying to look at where she thinks the camera is as she addresses her sponsor.]
MILLIE: Consider it done sir! Or m’am! Or… uh…
[Millie scoots in a little closer, whispering towards Negative Man as her hushed voice is barely picked up by the microphone.]
MILLIE: What’s the enby equivalent?
[Negative Man just shrugs at her question, staring at her slightly as if confused underneath those shades and strips of bandage before we soon cut away from the trio, instead cutting to an overhead shot of the entire Blue Team, some looking up to the sky and some looking away, but as the host calls for our attention once more, we slowly zoom in to one of the latter.]
HOST: And finally, the last sponsor message at this time is addressed to a Blue Team member. In particular, Doll.
[At the mention of her name, Doll moves her stare slightly up from the ground as the camera zooms in on her, the familiar sounding of a click and a hiss soon permeating into the playing field before we hear a heavily distorted and yet melodious voice call out to her to some kind of drunken siren.]
SPONSOR: Ah! Krasavitsa, dusha devitsa, polyubi zhe ty menya! Aj lyuli, lyuli, ai lyuli, lyuli, polyubi zhe ty menya!
[Her eyes fizz a lighter shade of orange as she listens, but as soon as the unceremonious click marks the end of the song, she returns back to her usual antisocial self. We abruptly cut away from Doll however, as well as everyone else and instead focus on a close-up of a backdoor for the mess hall, a slight haze now filling the screen before the door soon cracks open, revealing a determined John with Plague Knight just tagging along behind his tail while the former speaks to himself.]
JOHN: Shouldn’t be that hard. He’s gotta be close by, those messages are playing… Now think, John, if I were a shady organisation that records strangers for live TV, where would I be hiding…?
[As he continues mumbles to himself, the camera soon closes in on him, zooming closer and closer before resting entirely on his charred and cracked face, shaking slightly with each slow and methodical footstep as the audience is witness to John’s ramblings.]
JOHN: Not the president’s office… I don’t think there’s a TV studio just lying around here… Outside these skies? It’s definitely possible… What about…
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Right in front of you.
JOHN: Why would they just be-?
[Before he can finish his statement, John crashes suddenly into a familiar mechanical body, causing the player to bite his ashy tongue and fall flat on his coattails once more. The camera zooms back out, angled slightly so while John lies on the floor with Plague Knight just tucked away into the corner, the host towers over the two of them, their screen growing a bright light as the taller player gets back on his feet, quick to adjust his tattered hat, but not before Plague Knight can make a snarky remark.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Warned you!
[The Host’s screen suddenly glows brighter, humming just a little as static crashes across the screen before they click their heavy metallic fingers. Just as they do, the buzzing stops and we hear a distant and shrill scream, a slight dark blue blur crashing into view, shortly revealed to be Ben as he lies face-first on the floor, eating dirt.]
HOST: Good. Now everyone is finally here.
BEN: You could have waited like, 5 minutes dude…
HOST: That’s 5 minutes earlier you should have been awake for.
[Ben rubs his head again and soldiers his way out of the frame, the camera sweeping around as he joins the horde of players, conveniently bunched to the left most side of the frame before sweeping back around to the host who takes up the right side. The sky above has changed from a bright and spotless cerulean blue, now to a cloudy and somewhat foreboding grey as the host speaks directly to everybody.]
HOST: We hope you enjoyed your little well-deserved break, but it’s time for your next challenge.
[We soon cut to a wide shot of the host facing the camera directly, their metallic body a little pinprick amid the wide open space but still unmistakably there as their screen suddenly glows brighter and the static becomes more pronounced. An authoritative chill ignites within the host’s voice as they slowly crook their head down to the ground, the sky around them getting slightly darker as well.]
HOST: It’s time to reveal the next guest host…
[We cut to a closer shot of the host as the scene around them starts to get darker and darker, all the while the display from the TV starts to pulsate and bulge slightly, like something trying to poke out from the inside as the host slowly tips their head further and further down. They stop at a strange and somewhat excruciating extreme acute angle just as something appears from the TV; a blocky, metallic hand, held part by dull silver screws and tacky purple plastic. It reaches around for the hem of the TV but before it can get any purchase, the host retaliates by grabbing onto the automaton appendage with their own.]
[With a mighty force, the host pulls away, tugging this mysterious visitor out of the TV, yanking it out from the bellows as a slightly high-pitched yell can be heard. As if its spilling its guts out, soon a mess of purple, silver, red and the occasional yellow mixed in between drops down to the ground, falling with a thud while that curious pyring hand remains firmly in place, before the host decides to let go and drop it.]
[Just as they step away, the camera soon pans and tilts itself accordingly so we get a good overhead view of this mysterious guest host, their fists whirring and jutting out to grab the slightly soiled grass beneath as they pull themselves up. A little glimmer of light reflects itself from yellow glass perched upon the guest’s helmet, a human head underneath bearing a sharp stare and an even sharper set of teeth. One hand is notably smaller than the other, the left a gargantuan box of metal, and the other resembling a normal glove, red tubing and piping encasing the limbs themselves, all connected to a strange cylinder, rectangles etched into it, showing off more of the red rubber veins inside.]
[Soon enough, the figure quickly rises to their feet as we get a close-up of their tacky and heavy purple boots, the figure talking to themselves with a slight irritating air to their voice as the camera starts to tilt up.]
PURPLE: Geez, I expected a warm welcome, not whatever this crap’s supposed to be!
[The camera soon zooms out completely, revealing the episode’s guest host in all of their glory… Short glory, especially when compared to the host directly behind them, being no taller than 5 foot 6. But height isn’t what’s on the host or the players’ mind as a distorted call finally gives out a proper introduction.]
HOST: Players. Allow us to introduce the guest host for the next challenge, Crow.
CROW: Yeah, yeah, whateva.
[The newly-introduced Crow starts picking at their ear, or rather where his ear should be underneath that helmet as he scans the area, a strange and sharp smile on his face as his eyes slowly strike from side to side. We soon cut to a POV shot, watching his movements as his eyes suddenly rest towards the other guest hosts, Wily and Mizuki looking at him with curiosity, but Ibuki is too busy placing the guitar on the ground, not bothering to pay attention to Crow. However, he is very much the opposite, his next words being surprisingly enthusiastic.]
CROW: Well, well, well, would ya look at that? Looks like we got ourselves a real episode to remember!
[We soon cut back to a usual sight, the camera focusing now on Crow, slowly sweeping around him as he soon takes notice, his chunky hand suddenly grabs a hold of the camera, pulling it closer towards him as he flashes a cocky snarl of a smile before speaking to the audience.]
CROW: So, whaddya think, lucky viewers? Who’s gonna win this time? Me, who’s pretty much already the best, or someone who’s already-
[Crow’s hand slowly starts to turn the camera around, but before he can finish his sentence, a small humming can be heard erupting from his bangle before he’s shocked mid-sentence, causing him to drop both the camera and his body right down to the floor. We return to a normal shot far away near the players as they look at the downed contestant, hearing a few of their first thoughts through hushed whispers.]
NOELLE: What’s this challenge then? Make a crappy cosplay?
GOJO: More like ‘who can brownnose for the camera hardest’.
CAINE: Well in that case, my spiky-haired lariat, I think we’re pretty much screwed. I have no nose, and I must sniffle.
DORMIN: You seem to not possess much of anything.
[We move back around to the guest hosts, focusing entirely on Ibuki as she slowly decides to leave the guitar alone, now standing upright with an uncharacteristically serious look in her eye. Mizuki in the background notices this and cocks an eye at her before we soon move back over to Crow, trying his best to stand as the host speaks to him.]
HOST: Remember why you are here. You are to give a challenge.
CROW: And I’m getting’ to it! Geez louise!
[Before long, Crow manages to stand up right, his heavy fist cracking slightly as he bawls all of his fingers into a ball before clearing his throat, that little grin of his returning as he peers down the camera from a new close-up shot.]
CROW: I’m guessin’ you chumps are all in teams, right? Well, the first part of ya challenge is simple; one person from each team please come to me.
[We move over to the Blue Team, seemingly everybody is looking around at each-other, waiting to see who’ll take the first step, but surprisingly the one who does is someone who’s been mostly silent all this time. Poking out from the crowd and with a slow step, Kuzan moves away from his group without a word, hands in his pockets and that same blank expression on his face as he silently stomps over.]
[We soon hear the sound of some minor squabbling and shuffling as we cut over to the Green Team, mostly hidden away in the left side of the frame, but before long someone steps, or more rather is pushed out away from everyone else. With a frenzied start and almost falling to his knees, Luigi is the one to step forward, his hat falling down slightly before he looks back at his teammates, giving a silent little glare to no-one in particular. He then reaches down for his hat and fixes it tightly to his hair, a firm tug to both keep it in place and to put on a brave face.]
[When we cut over to the Red Team, we see their choice is more dignified, Sayori soon taking a slow and cautious step as all three of them make their way over to Crow, when we cut to an overhead shot we see that he’s simply looking up to the sky, almost staring down at the camera as he whistles to himself, all the while each player comes to him. When they finally stop, the camera comes back down to Earth, keeping him to the right side of the frame while everyone else, especially the three brave players is in focus to the right. Soon, Crow finally takes notice of them as he smiles once more, now ready to get on with his role.]
CROW: Great! Just stand right there. Don’t move a single muscle or I swear to God.
[He slowly exits the frame, his right metallic hand pointing directly at the three of them as the camera pans slightly towards them, as the three start to whisper to one another.]
LUIGI: What do ya think it is this time? 10 bucks says it’s some kinda robot thing.
SAYORI: The Red Team’s either pinned it on a cosplay contest or some kind of bank robbery.
KUZAN: Given how he looks, wouldn’t be surprised if it's garbage delivery.
[Kuzan’s deep boom of a voice takes Luigi by surprise, looking at him for just a second but soon quickly going back to conversing as the camera slowly starts to pull away, zooming out further and further as the conversation continues.]
LUIGI: Forgive me if I’m speakin’ outta line here, but can we get a normal challenge one day?
SAYORI: The singing contest was pretty normal, wasn’t it?
KUZAN: I’ve definitely been through weirder stuff.
LUIGI: You telling me you’ve been through something weirder than doing a manhunt on some guy who can go through portals?!
KUZAN: Maybe.
[Kuzan scratches his chin as a light breeze seemingly starts to pick up, signified by Sayori holding her arms slightly for warmth, meanwhile Luigi simply looks around. All three of them remain silent for just a moment before we hear a soft and silent click around the landscape. The players seemingly don’t take notice as Luigi picks up from where he left off.]
LUIGI: I mean, solving a mystery’s one thing but solving a-
[Luigi’s sentence is soon replaced with a shrill scream as suddenly, three objects appear on the screen, being unrecognisable at first as they suddenly slam to the ground, causing the camera to shake heavily. When it becomes stable, we see an usual sight, suspended by red rusted chains that reach well beyond the top of the frame, each player is now trapped in some kind of birdcage, conveniently no-one is seemingly trapped underneath, but instead inside as intended. Luigi and Sayori can move about just fine, the latter even turning around and trying to break loose of the bars, but due to his size, Kuzan is squeezed into shape, unable to even move as his limbs poke out. All the while, the two smaller players start to panic a little.]
LUIGI: H-Hey! You let us outta here right now! This isn’t funny!
SAYORI: Oh God… Oh God…
[We cut over to everyone else’s reaction, the teams now breaking away from their groups as they watch the cages, now hidden away in the background as some react with panic, annoyance, and even some slight amusement as the camera sweeps around from left to right, catching a few players’ responses on the mic.]
MIKU: Kuzan looks a bit cramped in there…
CAINE: He’s a big boy, he can handle it just fine!
DOLL: So this is the next challenge…
NAKANAKA: Stand back, I know how to deal with this! It’s like taking candy from a blind baby!
BEN: They look so uncomfortable, thank God I didn’t step forward am I right?
NOELLE: Are we supposed to just rush in and help?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Hee-hee! Finally, some entertainment! Sing, caged birds, sing!
YUKONG: Will you cut that out? We gotta do something.
NACHO: Why do it now? It’s probably related to the challenge.
[Crow soon steps into view inbetween Kuzan and Sayori’s cages, the players sandwiched to the left and right sides of the screen respectively as he soon wraps his hands around the chains, cackling to himself as he looks towards Kuzan.]
CROW: Oh man! You will not believe how much I was looking forward to seeing that cage on ya! I thought it’d snap in two, but I’m willing to be wrong for the first time.
SAYORI: H-Hey! What’s the meaning of thi-
CROW: Can it!
[Sayori moves back a little at the sudden bark as Crow soon pats the top of Kuzan’s birdcage. As soon as he does, the camera suddenly shifts to a close-up of the bottom of the cage, or more rather, the bars that have dug themselves right into the ground as a slight muffled whirr can be heard. The next shot is at first glance nothing, just an endless black painting the entire screen, but that whirring can be heard clearer now as light soon starts to seep in as well as a soft click. Suddenly, the camera is lifted into the air as the birdcage is pulled up from the ground, a newly installed, and slightly dirty floor now present as dirt starts to stream out from the bottom of the cage.]
[From his panicked shouts and screams from above, as well as the rapid movement of his feet against the cage, this is none other than Luigi’s as soon the camera pulls away, revealing all three of the cages being lifted up into the air. The sky around them grows dark and cloudy, as if night has already fallen before cutting to an extreme close-up of the surrounding area. The otherwise peaceful blue sky is now gone, replaced with a cacophony of clouds, capturing the entire scene as everybody looks up towards these cages before something erupts out of the ground where the playing field normally is.]
[We get a good glimpse of it as the camera soon reveals a large castle, painted almost entirely in purple, with silver running through it, revealing the skeleton underneath as sharp spires poke up to the heavens above. And right in the middle, overseeing everything, is a large and tacky banner, depicting a more handsome Crow with the world in his hands, flapping idly in the wind. The camera cautiously tilts up, revealing a large winch mechanism right on the roof, slowly starting to pull back on a red chain just as we cut back over to the scene from before.]
[Suddenly, Luigi, Sayori, and Kuzan’s cages rest in the sir before being pulled towards this mysterious castle, everyone being powerless to do anything about it as we cut to a close-up of Crow, grinning a large and especially punchable smile. He claps once with his hands before his hand shoots to the sky, grabbing onto one of the cages, but not before waving and saying his goodbyes.]
CROW: See ya shortly!
[He cackles once again, riding away into the distance as soon both he and the caged contestants disappear from sight, the castle now lighting up with large beams from around the side, perfectly illuminating the tacky depictions of its owner before all suddenly stands still. The entire scene is silent and nobody says a word before we cut back over to the contestants left behind, some too confused to even say a single word. But luckily, one voice decides to strike out and make themselves known.]
MILLIE: What the fuck was that?
N: I didn’t know you hired supervillains for these.
MIZUKI: Aren’t you guys just making a TV show? How the heck do you have a budget large enough for a castle?
CAINE: Will we ever find out what fate awaits our intrepid heroes, find out more on-
[As everyone talks over one another, the camera starts to focus on the host, their screen lighting up with bright static as a soft glow illuminates the area around them, raising up a hand before a crackled shout from the speakers can be heard, catching everyone’s attention. Once all goes silent again, the host begins to speak, a slight annoyed tone behind all those filters.]
HOST: It appears our guest host got too carried away with theatrics to properly explain the challenge. It seems we’ll have to take up the brunt this time.
[The camera cuts back over to wide shots of the castle, an ugly and tacky eyesore within the storm surrounding it as the host’s voice can be heard, trying to explain away any confusion.]
HOST: The three chosen players have been ‘kidnapped’ and will remain inside Crow’s castle for the remainder of this challenge. The rest of you however must plan to break them out by any means necessary. But don’t think it’ll be an easy grab and go job.
[The camera cuts to a close-up of one of those tacky banners, a slightly fiery red glare within the depicted Crow’s eye as some slight thunder cracks overhead, the wind only blowing more harshly as the host continues.]
HOST: This is a challenge after all, and that castle is no playground. Crow will try anything to make sure his prisoners remain, even if he has to fight dirty, although he’ll use any opportunity to make sure he never fights fair.
[The first few raindrops start to fall from the sky, cracking down onto the ground like miniature fireworks as they suddenly surround and shower the remaining players, some trying to cover their heads or using their clothes to protect themselves and others. But as for the host, despite their electronic body, they still remain unfazed within this sudden shower, their screen only growing brighter as light buzzes and hums around them, the host’s voice only getting clearer as they wrap things up.]
HOST: The first team to successfully get their prisoner outside will be deemed the winners. Whoever does it last are the losers and are up for elimination.
[We cut to one last close-up of the host’s screen as the static continues to hum and blare, slowly losing its intensity as they deliver their final message for now.]
HOST: The castle doors open at midnight, you should prepare immediately. Good luck, and stay tuned…
[Just as bolts of lighting crack and pierce the dark sky above, the host’s monitor switches off, soon dropping out of the frame and now down onto the slightly stained grass below as the camera zooms back out towards everybody who still remains. Silence plagues the entire field as the sound of rain and thunder slowly intensifying overhead create a slightly unnerving atmosphere, but thankfully we’re given some levity as one player starts to walk out from the crowd, trying to kickstart their plan into high gear as they clap their cracked hands.]
JOHN: Let’s go people, chop chop!
[We focus in on John as the camera now cuts to a medium shot of him scouring the distance, some players seen behind him but blurry and unfocused as opposed to the sharp image in the foreground. A little puddle of rainwater collecting in his hat before cutting to a POV shot, we see mostly dark shades and greys, with the only real visible object being Crow’s castle, staring John down. Before long, we cut back over to him as he starts to think, rubbing his chin while the camera starts to suddenly shift focus to the Red Team behind him as they start to strategise, one player immediately getting all their scatterbrained thoughts out into the open.]
MILLIE: Alright so, we go in all guns blazin’, totally disorientate the shit out of that chicken shit purple guy. We grab Sayori and make a beeline for where we came, if we get explosives then that’s even better, we can bust our way out with a good old fashioned, ‘blow shit up technique’. After that, we get the hell outta there and win this thing!
[Millie flashes a confident bucktoothed smile as she claps her hands and crosses her arms, satisfied with herself as the camera now focuses entirely on her and the other members of the Red Team, however most don’t seem all that enthusiastic about anything due to the heavy rain coming down on them.]
BEN: How about we wait to talk strategy until we’re out of this stupid rain?
NAKANAKA: Indeed! Rainwater dampens my powers a little so we should get back to the house, immediately!
NEGATIVE MAN: Calm down, it's just rain. Not like it’s acid or something.
GOJO: Easy for you to say, you probably can’t feel anything under all those bandages!
NOELLE: C-Can we all just shut up and head inside? I-I’m freezing!
[We soon hard cut back over to the Green Team, John still carefully observing the castle in the background, but our main focus is on two more obscure players; Yukong and Dormin, who are to the left and right sides of the frame respectively. The two of them talk amongst themselves, Yukong’s voice taking on a slight whisper as she covers herself with her immaculate coat, while Dormin remains unperturbed by the rain and speaks in their normal haunting tone.]
YUKONG: A simple game of rescue. But it can’t be that simple.
DORMIN: These trials are never simple. Look at how hard our compatriot is analysing the situation.
YUKONG: Unless he’s got binoculars for eyes, you can’t see or plan zilch just from a single look. What do you think he’s really doing?
DORMIN: Stalling for time or admiring the scenery. That is what we would do.
[Just as he mentioned, John finishes his little sight-seeing escapade and creeps back to the foreground, walking over to Yukong and Dormin as the two continue their conversation.]
YUKONG: Well?
[John wraps his hand around his two teammates’ shoulders, guiding them closer to the camera as he continues to step forward, however due to Dormin’s unique body, his hand just passes through them as he explains his findings.]
JOHN: I can’t see anything from here, let’s go somewhere where the rain won’t get into my eye sockets.
[As he bumps into the camera and it all goes dark, we immediately fade into an overhead shot of the Blue Team this time, and like all their fellow players, they're trying to figure out what to do, but this time they’re actually communicating with one another. Or at least, trying to, as Caine seems to take most of the charge, looking down on all the players below him.]
CAINE: Well, it seems we’re in a bit of a pickle here, but not to worry! We’ll sort this one out lickety-splickety, my soggy doggies!
[For a short moment, we cut down to the ground, a middle shot focusing on N and Doll, the former being clearly seen but the latter just barely poking up into the frame, her orange eyes getting slightly foggy as rain slowly trickles down her face but getting brighter just as she whispers.]
DOLL: What’s he saying now?
N: No idea.
[We’re quickly swept back to focus in on Caine, the camera tracking down his every movement as he stares it down like the barrel of a gun, those dopey and wide eyes not moving an inch while his teeth move up and about, as he jauntily addresses everyone around him.]
CAINE: I know times are tough, we lost the biggest guy around, but now it’s time for the little guys to have their moment to shine! And to fail, cause that perp was shorter than everyone here, apart from Komasan! All of us have a particular set of skills, ranging from shadow work, to singing, to whatever the heck Mr. first name N, second name blank does!
KOMASAN: If that’s true then what’s your special power, sir?
[We cut back to Caine, staring blankly down from a low angle shot at the camera, and by extension Komasan as everything falls eerily silent and still, but not before the camera tilts up slightly and he regains his energy.]
CAINE: Don’t concern yourself with that! What we all need right now is a plan, and someplace nice and toasty! And I know just the place!
[We cut to a sudden close-up of Caine’s fingers, snapping them excitedly before the camera sharply zooms out, the Blue Team disappearing in a single frame with a cartoonish ‘pop’ noise echoing across the landscape. We remain on this shot as the rain continues to pour down on the grass below, staining it slightly in its moisture and getting on the camera a little bit. As it does, the camera slowly starts to pan right just as we hear some nearby squelching, revealing it to be from Dr. Wily as he makes his way away from the scene, not bothering to look back towards his fellow guest hosts as he makes his goodbyes in his usual sardonic way.]
WILY: Well, we’re not needed for this! I’m gonna take a nap and none of you are allowed to wake me up!
[The camera rests back on Mizuki and Ibuki, the two now starting to walk and follow in Wily’s direction back to their hut, but surprisingly Ibuki is remaining silent for once, her usual carefree attitude being replaced with an almost chilling and out there silent one. We move to a quick close-up of the two walking side-by-side, Ibuki to the left of the frame, and Mizuki to the right, as Aiba swivels independently of her own accord, trying to get a better look at Ibuki. The camera moves to the amateur detective’s perspective, getting a clear view from Mizuki’s own eye before she herself speaks up.]
MIZUKI: What’s up?
[Mizuki’s sudden question snaps Ibuki out of her haze slightly as she slowly swivels around before looking up at the sky, pretending to misinterpret the younger girl’s question.]
IBUKI: Geee, let’s see… clouds… thunder… TV screens if Ibuki wants to get technical.
MIZUKI: You know what I mean. That short guy… what was his name?
IBUKI: Crew.
AIBA: Crow.
MIZUKI: Crow, that’s it! You two have some kinda history or something?
[The camera quickly changes angles as we focus in on Ibuki’s side, being closer to the camera as she starts to rub her neck, her nails secretly trying to dig into that area sectioned off by the bangle, but failing. Nonetheless, despite some minor stress in her voice, she still tries to continue their conversation.]
IBUKI: I guess, but… it’s boring! Ibuki really doesn’t wanna bore ya!
[Ibuki shivers from the cold, grabbing her arms as the two continue walking, the camera continuing to keep up with their every movement until suddenly something unexpected starts to sweep their way; a lone Diver, patrolling the landscape. Although Ibuki collapses from the impact, the camera still continues to sweep for a brief moment before realising its mistake, soon zooming out to get a better look at the scene. The Diver, like all of the other ones, is gangly, almost monstrous as its arms sink to the floor like being pulled down by massive weights. Little black dots stare down at Ibuki, piercing and precise as zips cover up the mouth and back of its leathery skin, the sound of rain from above drumming and crashing into a steady beat.]
[We get a close-up of the Diver as they simply stare at Ibuki, their sharp eyes sparking with curiosity before snapping back to Ibuki, staring back at the camera, and by extension, the Diver before snapping back to the gangly creature once again, but this time, a hand grabs the small of their shoulder, pulling it back as we hear a quick grunt from a more feminine voice just as the Diver is pulled down from the frame.]
[When we cut to a more zoomed-out shot, we see it’s Mizuki who’s tackled the Diver, pinning it’s neck with her pipe as Ibuki soon gets back on her feet, the camera soon cutting to a close-up of the scrappy girl, a confident smile on her face before Aiba chirps up, moving independently as she scrolls up and down along Mizuki’s socket.]
AIBA: Now that I am able to gain a closer look at this creature, more questions start to pop into my mind.
MIZUKI: You’re scanning for weak points, right?
AIBA: Of course, Mizuki. But there’s really no need to be so rash before we can properly analys-
MIZUKI: It’s on the ground, it can’t move, what’s the big hold up?
[The rain up above starts to storm even heavier than usual, hammering down onto Mizuki’s cerulean scalp as the water runs down her face, as well as Aiba, the eye containing her pre-emptively closing but we’re still able to hear the artificial assistant’s voice speak to her host.]
AIBA: How about we save this for another time?
MIZUKI: Or maybe, save it for a rainy day?
[A sly grin appears on Mizuki’s face after cracking that pun as we hear only the sound of rain in the distance and the sound of the Diver struggling against Mizuki’s pipe, but suddenly Aiba chirps in once more.]
AIBA: I would zap you for that, but I’d fear that the rain would make me short-circuit anyway.
MIZUKI: Admit it, you thought it was funny.
AIBA: Not in the-
[Suddenly, a stray hand taps onto Mizuki’s shoulder, black nails drumming out a simple beat before the girl turns around, the camera in turn panning to the left to reveal Ibuki, a usual confident smile on her face as she presses the guitar against her back, holding tightly onto its neck as she speaks to her fellow guest host.]
IBUKI: How about you let Ibuki handle this? You’re gonna turn into an ice cube if you stand outside for too long!
[The eye containing Aiba flicks open almost mechanically as the artificial assistant looks up and down at Ibuki before almost whispering to her partner, despite the fact only the amateur detective can hear her.]
AIBA: She would too, she is showing more skin than you are, Mizuki.
[Mizuki’s eye glances at the downed Diver for a brief moment before looking back over to Ibuki, the camera returning back to a faraway shot as Mizuki releases her pipe, strolling away from the two of them as she calls to Ibuki before exiting the frame.]
MIZUKI: Break a leg!
[The Diver slowly scrambles up to their feet, their limbs slightly twisting against each-other as small little cracks and zipping noises can be heard before the camera gets closer to the two of them. While Ibuki remains the focus in the foreground, the Diver’s strange shadow of a body engulfs the right side of the frame as Ibuki just stares at it, slowly dropping the guitar down to the floor before slowly approaching it, a strange and somewhat reassuring smile on her face as she speaks to it.]
IBUKI: Hey, hey, it’s okay. She didn’t know.
[Her hand slowly reaches over to the thing’s shoulder as we cut to a close-up of the Diver, its pinprick eyes staring right down at the camera like the barrel of a gun as small pools of rainwater start pooling around the little imperfections within the creature’s body. Meanwhile, the musician’s hand holds onto the shoulder, almost as if she’s reassuring it before speaking once more.]
IBUKI: Ibuki understands. Ibuki can hear you loud and clear.
[The screen abruptly cuts to black as all suddenly goes silent, sound only being picked up a few moments later as the sounds of metal subtly clinking and rattling can be heard, just as we start to dip in and out of fading to visuals once again. As the camera becomes disorientated, we see smudges of greys and shadows close to the camera with a tacky purple surrounding the background, the camera’s movements jerky as we start to hear a slight groan before hearing a high-pitched voice.]
LUIGI: Oh dios mio… W-where… My head stings…
[The picture starts to get clearer as a gloved hand comes to the viewer’s attention, covering up one part of the camera before everything starts to become sharper and more in focus. The mess of purple slowly merges into a surrounding face of brick painted in the off-putting pallor, and right in front of Luigi lies bars; he’s in the same cage as before, a fact only cemented as the camera flips around and slowly pull back to reveal him swinging from the ceiling, nothing but wide open space all around as he suddenly starts to look down and scream, catching the attention of Sayori and the cramped Kuzan just barely keeping together in the frame and the cage he’s in.]
LUIGI: H-Hey! Purple guy! You made your point now! C-Can you let us out?!
[Luigi tries moving from right to left inside, swinging the cage frantically, but all it ends up doing is making him dizzy as he’s violently rocked around, the cage slowly coming to rest before changing its focus towards Kuzan. The shot itself keeps his large and demanding presence in the foreground as he remains closest to the camera, the others still present in the background, despite the uncomfortable position he’s crammed into, he seems relatively calm and unfazed, his chunky fingers soon slowly wrapping around the bars of the cage. In the background, Luigi finally comes to a rest, panting on the floor of the cage before we suddenly switch direction, now instead focusing on Sayori this time as she looks over to Luigi with concern.]
LUIGI: eugghh… Bad idea…
SAYORI: Where are we anyway? I don’t remember seeing anywhere like this before…
CROW: Well of course ya wouldn’t, dummy! This is brand-spanking new!
[The sound of someone’s thin voice echoes throughout the entire room, catching Sayori’s attention as a thin bubble of light starts to shimmer within the right side of the frame. As the girl slowly turns, the camera pans alongside her before reaching the other side and going slightly further before revealing a large TV screen, covered in tacky purple plastic.]
[We cut to a better angle of the screen, seeing it dead-on as the fuzzy picture suddenly becomes slightly clearer and we get a good look at our captor as he slowly starts to spin and face the audience, a sharp grin on his face… before overshooting and spinning all the way away again as he kicks the ground, trying to give momentum.]
CROW: C’mon, stupid chair! Just- gaagh!
[As he struggles to keep up this menacing façade, we momentarily cut back to the cages, seeing Sayori and Luigi look at the screen, but of course Kuzan can’t even do much as turn. They look at each-other for a brief moment all the while we hear squeaking and struggling from the screen before a loud crash can be heard, alongside Crow’s panting. When we cut back, his mechanical hand has been removed, a long red chain now in its place as he stands up on his own, the sound of the chain slowly clinking as its pulled back drowning out Crow’s breaths. Eventually, it’s revealed that on the other end lies the hand in question, slowly clicking back into place before Crow tilts his head up, ready to finally speak.]
CROW: None of you saw that. Anyway, welcome hostages to Casa el Crow! Hope you enjoy your lovely one-cage rooms, I made sure to make ‘em nice and cozy.
[Our attention is quickly pulled back to the large spacious room, the camera slowly starting to pan away from the screen as the cages themselves become nothing more than thin lines, the sound of the chains from above clinking quietly while Crow’s call overpowers them.]
CROW: Anyway, this is the holding cell. I keep all my evil knick-knacks and toys in here, alongside you captives! Don’t try to touch any of ‘em, they’re far from reach on the floor. You’re more than welcome to try, but that’s a 20-feet drop, and I don’t feel like cleanin’ blood tonight.
[We cut back over to the monitor as Crow claps his hands together, eyes growing wide slightly at having his large metallic hand clap and almost snap off his organic gloved one before shaking it off and continuing.]
CROW: Anyway, that lame challenge is gonna happen sometime soon. I dunno what’s gonna happen to you wet towels but I’ll be keeping myself busy. Scream if ya need anything. Or go mad.
[He turns around swiftly as he prepares to press a command on a keyboard behind him, but we instead cut back over to the angled shot from before, focusing on Kuzan’s hands while in the background we see Crow’s screen shut off, causing an uneasy shadow to coat the left side of the frame, before we hear Sayori and Luigi speak to one another.]
LUIGI: Aw crap, never thought I’d be the damsel in distress instead of the hero.
SAYORI: Have you had experience?
LUIGI: Yeah, but it was mostly just me and Mario. And it was his girlfriend too.
SAYORI: Still, that’s pretty heroic if you helped save his girl.
LUIGI: Would be if it didn’t happen all the time, now it just seems like a bit of a chore.
SAYORI: All the time, wow.
LUIGI: I’m starting to think she needs to hire better security, she’s a princess ya know?
SAYORI: Your brother’s dating a princess?!
LUIGI: Hey, so am I.
SAYORI: So are you?!?!
[As the two of them continue to chatter amongst themselves, the camera cuts to a close-up of Kuzan’s knuckles, gripping tightly over the bar as a paper-thin mist starts to emanate from his hands, before we hear the sound of a single and brief crack. But before we get to see anything else, we’re thrust away from the castle itself and return over to the Green Team’s base, the majority of whom are stationed within the kitchen as were met with a close-up shot of a boring wooden table, but not before something is suddenly slammed into it; a pebble – and it isn’t long before we start to hear a commanding, yet confident voice.]
JOHN: Alright men, listen up. I’ll only give these orders once.
[A pair of aged, irradiated hands suddenly come into frame as the camera suddenly swoops upward, revealing from an overhead angle the present scene – every member of the Green Team, bar Luigi and Reagan are huddled around the table, John taking up most of the left frame as an assortment of random objects are scattered around it. While everyone stands to watch on in determined silence, Yukong is instead sitting down, looking slightly bored by John as he continues to bark out plans.]
JOHN: We got a castle that remains stationary, roughly around 50 paces in width – assuming the castle is about 5 times the height of this base, that comes up to 10 stories, and roughly 4 hours for us to thoroughly search and find our prize before getting the hell out.
[The camera cuts back over to the pebble as more are pushed behind it, the camera slowly pulling back as John’s palm sweeps them onto a journey across the table, never once stopping to make a pause and keeping the focus on the plan.]
JOHN: Naturally as the one with the most military experience around here, I should be leading the charge. Once we storm the front entrance, we split up, search for more ground and cut time by an hour or so.
[As he finally gives the pebbles a break, the camera zooms out, the frame more focused on Dormin, Plague Knight, and Nacho, watching on as the pebbles suddenly stop at a mug, John quickly pouring the small stones inside as they rattle along. It isn’t long before his tattered sleeve raises into the frame as he grabs the mug, the mug rattling more and more as the camera slowly turns around counter-clockwise. We get a good look at all the players, starting with the three onlookers, before sweeping over to John, and resting over onto Yukong, all the while he continues to elaborate.]
JOHN: We rough up some stuff, break that brat’s toys, and take back Luigi before leaving that crappy castle in ruins…
[He dramatically overturns the cup as all the pebbles fall out, as well as an extra one, the camera lingering on this band of boulders before cutting back over to John, a satisfied smile on his burnt face, and a glint within his pitch-black eyes as he takes a small bow.]
JOHN: …and that’s how we’ll win. You’re welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
[The camera zooms out as John retains his bowing pose, like a performer expecting a trand applause at the end of the play, but instead being met with nothing as we hear naught but the dull hum of the lights up above. We see John slowly start to rise into his normal position before looking around at his teammates, that confidence in his voice raised just a little lower as he speaks again.]
JOHN: Now I believe that’s pretty clear-cut, but I’ll open the floor to questions, that of course is if you have… any…
[That confidence in his voice slowly dwindles as everybody soon raises their hand, Dormin’s arm blending back into the shadow that surrounds them all before John mumbles to himself.]
JOHN: Okay, uhh… Ignacio.
[The camera cuts over to Nacho, grabbing one of the pebbles in between his fingers as he doesn’t bother to look John in the eye, seeming more focused on the sights in front of him, his question only further proving that point.]
NACHO: This diagram’s pretty barebones. Shouldn’t we prepare for whatever’s inside that castle?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: We know who’s inside already! Us and linguini!
DORMIN: He meant traps… that host seems to be a wily one, we shouldn’t cast doubt on that possibility.
JOHN: So what? Have you seen that guy? I’ve made better armour out of scrap I found on the street.
[We quickly cut over to John, still retaining that sly smile and remaining in the centre of the frame while Yukong sits there, tapping her nails against the table while still keeping her hand in the air, but John is too focused on answering Nacho’s question.]
JOHN: And besides, finding Luigi will be as easy as pie. No offence, but if we can spook him enough then I think we can get a scream outta him and find where exactly he’s held up. That’s where you come in, Dormin, my…
[He looks back at Dormin as the camera slowly crawls over to the mound of shadows, remaining eerily still and silent as its bright eyes peers directly back into John’s, a]making his own shine before he hesitantly cuts to a new sentence.]
JOHN: You’re gonna try and see whether Luigi’s up and about by sneaking through the shadows. Think you can do it?
DORMIN: There seems to be no danger in attempting it.
JOHN: Great. Now-
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Ahhheem!
JOHN: What is it, Plague Knight?
[The camera cuts over to the smallest soldier as he clambers his way onto the table, kicking the pebbles away with his sharp-toed steel shoes, as if trying to hit John, but those plans fall out the window as they simply scatter all over the floor. As he makes his presence known, that high-pitched reverberated voice starts to say his piece.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Yes. Couldn’t help but notice the significant amount of damage being inflicted in your plan. And by that, I mean absolutely none at all.
[The camera pulls back a little, keeping its focus on Plague Knight on the table, but keeping John at the end to the left of the frame – despite the former’s attempts he’s still just as tall as the impromptu planner as John attempts to diffuse the situation.]
JOHN: There is, we’re gonna rough up his stuff a little bit-
PLAGUE KNIGHT: I’m not talking about “roughing up”. I mean utter destruction! Annihilating that castle until it’s nothing more than ash in the wind! For Heaven’s sake man, when do I use my precious children?
YUKONG: Your… children?
[Amidst Plague Knight’s squawking, everyone else just looks at him confused before he suddenly raises an arm, his sleeve slowly trickling down to reveal a small glass vial with a bubbling green liquid right inside – suddenly catching everyone’s attention.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Yes! My pride and joy! If I’m not putting my inventions to work then what good does a half-wit leader like y- Excuse me!
[John’s hand comes into frame for a brief blink as he snatches away the vial, Plague Knight immediately trying to get it back but struggling as John simply places his other palm against his mask. It doesn’t help Plague Knight from struggling while John tries to reason with him.]
JOHN: I’ve heard horror stories about these things, and I’m sure Luigi could vouch for them if he was here.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: And he’s not, boo-hoo! Anyway, let me just use a teeny tiny little explosive! It'll only take out a floor or two!
JOHN: No. It’s too risky and dangerous.
DORMIN: And going in without knowing what’s inside the building isn’t?
JOHN: Listen we have a rough idea-
YUKONG: All you did was stare at the entrance. Unless you got some super-mutant x-ray powers I fail to see how one quick glance was enough to properly know what’s inside.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Who cares what’s inside, if we want to win it should ALL be blown sky-high! Hee-Hee-hee!
DORMIN: Does that ‘All’ include ‘All of us present’?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: What do you care, you’re made of smoke you monstrous speck!
[A feisty argument starts to break out as the camera slowly starts to zoom out, the sounds of voices shouting and fists slamming against the table breaking out, all the while Nacho slowly starts to slink away from the kitchen and into the shadows, the only marker that it’s him being the green light emanating from his bangle. When we cut away, we go to follow him across the hallway, the camera following his every footstep while the choir of arguments carries on in the background.]
[Just as it slowly starts to become inaudible, the front door suddenly opens, revealing a soaked and slightly exhausted Reagan, trying to juggle six cups in her hands, Nacho and the camera suddenly stopping to look at her as she rests against the wall, immediately grabbing a cup for herself and handing one over to her team-mate.]
REAGAN: What’d I miss?
[The camera cuts to a close-up of Nacho once more, taking a sip from the steaming drink, however he doesn’t notice at first, eyes growing wide as he tris to recover from the burning of his tongue, spluttering slightly before talking back to Reagan.]
NACHO: Not much. You might wanna splash coffee over everyone.
REAGAN: Why in the hell would I do that?
NACHO: Only way you’re gonna stop them from arguing.
[The shot quickly changes to an overhead one as Nacho starts to make his way up the stairs, leaving Reagan alone in the shadowy hallway, slowly making her way down into the shadows as we start to hear scattered arguing once more, the voices all blending into one-another before suddenly striking out into pained screams, those screams being quickly cut-off as we now cut over to another location entirely.]
[We’re planted straight in the middle of the Blue Team’s living room, focusing on the back of Doll as the camera slowly starts to zoom in, it appears she’s watching something as she sits on the slightly damp arm of the couch, her purple hair dripping with rainwater. We hear muffled voices, one in particular with seemingly more energy than the rest, but to who they belong to remains a mystery for now. We cut to a close-up of Doll’s holographic eyes, slowly starting to lose their faded yellow tone and shrinking slightly, like someone trying to blink. They pinch more and more before they’re suddenly bolted back to their normal pill-like shape, the camera zooming out to reveal a normal hand on her cold metallic shoulder. As she slowly looks around, the camera zooms out further to reveal N sitting right next to her, and the voices from before suddenly becoming clearer.]
KOMASAN: What’re the chances he just escapes on his own?
RAYMAN: I wouldn’t think so, he seemed pretty squeezed inside that cage.
MIKU: Oh! What if the bars give way and he breaks out that way?
VIVIAN: It’d be really useful, but I doubt he’d even know where he’d be, much less where the exit is.
CAINE: If we shout “MARCO!”, then he’ll say “POLO!” back, then we’ll know where exactly he is!
RAYMAN: If he can even hear us.
[We take a break from their conversation and instead focus over to N and Doll, the camera angling itself to keep its attention on the former, remaining close to the screen from the side as N tries to spark his own mini-conversation with the mechanical midget next to him.]
N: You doing alright?
DOLL: I am fine.
N: You sure? Cause you sure are dripping a whole lot of rainwater-
DOLL: I am fine, shut up.
N: Sheesh, okay. Sorry for worrying.
[Doll’s sudden sharp tone catches N off guard as he backs away slightly, fixing his hat slightly as he talks to himself for a brief moment but soon after facing Doll again and returning to his previous voice.]
N: Anyway, how do you reckon we’re gonna bust Kuzan out?
DOLL: Why are you asking me, they’re the one discussing it.
N: Yeah but… you know.
DOLL: I don’t, that’s the thing. I don’t know the faintest thing about this Kuzan guy.
N: Yeah, come to think of it, me neither. We never really talk. But then again you don’t talk all that much either.
DOLL: He rarely ever talks. I know that, his name, and what he looks like. That’s all I know about that man.
N: Even though you were on the same team together?
[Doll’s eyes suddenly turn a slight shade brighter as the camera angle switches, now focusing over to N who lies on the couch with a curious smile on his face and a slight laziness to his posture.]
DOLL: Look, I know nothing about him, okay? So go and bother someone else, or ask him yourself!
N: Just trying to help out.
DOLL: Then talk to them, okay? I don’t wanna talk right now!
MIKU: Something wrong, Doll?
[Doll is snapped out of it slightly as she hears Miku’s calm voice, as opposed to her own angered one, the camera cutting to a more zoomed-out scene where we witness the entire room, staring at Doll as she lies right in the centre of the frame. Without a word, she begins to storm out of the frame, some trying not to stare while others do so without a care in the world.]
[The camera follows Doll back out into the dusky hallway, her eyes and bangle being the only light before a sudden bolt of lightning illuminates the frame for just a moment as we hear its calamitous clap. She looks out towards the front door, the camera swiftly turning around in turn to face her as we hear the sound of raindrops pounding and hammering away at the roof above. Cutting shortly to a close-up of her eyes, they flicker for just a brief moment, suddenly growing wide at that realisation as the geared girl slowly removes her burgundy beanie, now wet from the rain, and her artificial hair damp and shaggy, cutting to a close-up of her scalp.]
[It isn't long before we cut to her eyes once more, straining slightly and growing a darker, more tired colour, but not before a familiar voice suddenly causes them to glow bright and alert once more.]
VIVIAN: Hey the-
[The camera is violently spun, trying to keep in motion with Doll’s face but it is quickly covered up as a dark shadowy blur as she snaps around to the right, the camera cutting away and showing Vivian, her bangle barely illuminating her deep purple shroud of a body as she stands in the hallway. Suddenly, Doll’s arm swipes towards her rapidly, and although she flinches and grabs her oversized hat, yelping to further sell it, the metal arm passes right through her teammate.]
[Vivian stands there unbothered, the camera getting her reaction – or rather lack thereof before zooming out once more to show the both of them, Doll trying her best to act normally as Vivian speaks.]
VIVIAN: You doing okay?
DOLL: …Yes.
VIVIAN: You can tell us if you’re not. You know I’m pretty sure the host didn’t say that all the team members had to go inside the castle.
DOLL: What use is there in not going? More numbers means greater chance of success.
VIVIAN: Oh, right yeah.
[The two awkwardly pause for a few moments as the camera focuses in on Doll once more, staying focused and clear as the bright lights from her body keep her illuminated, meanwhile Vivian still bobs behind, slowly raising a gloved hand towards her teammate’s shoulder.]
VIVIAN: You know, if you’re ever not feeling fine, there isn’t anything wrong in telling us, ya know?
[Doll remains silent, her eyes scouring over to the left as she doesn’t bother to look directly at Vivian – her teammate meanwhile inches back, noticing her silence as she soon hovers away leaving her alone. The camera cuts to a shot of Doll, alone once again in the hallway as the still silence of night creeps in, however it isn’t long before we hear s light squeaking noise, catching Doll’s attention as she looks around slightly. We see a brief close-up of her hand, her fingers hanging down like a dying spider’s legs, apart from her index finger, randomly collapsing and squeaking in on itself for a few moments before Doll closes her entire fist on it, shutting it up for good.]
[We finally move away from the Blue Team’s hallway, but are propped right back in the middle of another, getting a shot of it and the landing being encased in shadow with only thin light trailing from upstairs. Meanwhile, we hear far-away mutterings from the Red Team, although it’s pretty unclear what they’re actually saying. That is however until we hear a door suddenly open and someone’s slightly prudish voice begin to strike through.]
NOELLE: Whatever!
[We start to hear slight stamping from up above as Noelle hops down the stairwell, slowly appearing in the frame, but just before she reaches the bottom, she suddenly stops. The air is eerily still, just like her in this moment as her hand precariously reaches towards the landing. A moment slowly passes before she suddenly speaks to herself.]
NOELLE: I got a feeling something bad’s gonna happen if I head down…
GOJO: No need to worry, I’m taking your fall.
[Startled slightly by the sudden sound of Gojo’s call, Noelle almost takes a step back up, but not before the entire room is filled with light in an instant – because Gojo, standing directly in front of the camera to the right side of the frame, turns on a lightswitch, almost catching his other blank-haired teammate like a deer in headlights. We quickly switch back around to the opposite side of the room, the camera now focusing on Gojo through the bars of the landing while Noelle just stares at him, unimpressed like usual.]
NOELLE: How long have you been standing there?
GOJO: Not long, I slipped out after the meeting got a bit ugly. Which must have been…
[Gojo clicks his tongue, batting his forehead with his fingers slightly as he pretends that this is a herculean feat before he states the answer with a smile.]
GOJO: A minute or two after it started.
[We cut back to focus in on Noelle as she precariously prances down the steps, later coming in to reach Gojo, although he’s a foot taller than her so when the camera shoots back towards them, Noelle is just barely peeking into the frame, only her head and shoulders exposed while Gojo’s full upper half remains in view of the camera. As soon as she gets close, Noelle doesn’t hesitate from speaking her mind once more as she runs a hand through one of her twintails.]
NOELLE: How do you even get around with that blindfold on? Never seen you take it off once.
GOJO: Touch, sound, instinct. You know, all the stuff you need.
NOELLE: And not sight?
GOJO: I can sense you pretty well, can’t I?
[The two remain silent for the most part, Noelle too stubborn to try and talk lest she immediately break under Gojo’s cool spell, and Gojo just content with being quiet and collected, but eventually it’s the latter who breaks this spell, crooking his head just a tad closer to his younger teammate.]
GOJO: So, any major breakthroughs or plans so far?
NOELLE: None that will work, obviously.
GOJO: Sounds to me like someone’s losing faith in her team.
NOELLE: Yeah, cause they’re all losing common sense.
GOJO: Alright, hit me with the worst then, surely it can’t be that bad.
NOELLE: They thought it’d be a good idea to let Sayori try to talk to that purple guy and politely tell them how to leave.
GOJO: Hm. Well, girl’s got a pretty nice character to her. Couldn’t hurt to try.
[Noelle frowns at this slightly but continues on regardless, leaning further back against the wall as Gojo smiles while listening and preparing feedback.]
NOELLE: Nakanaka wants to try and use her “powers”, whatever the hell she says they are this time, to get Sayori on her own without anyone else’s help.
GOJO: I doubt that girl could even strike a match, let alone a raging blast capable of wiping everything out.
NOELLE: Then there’s that maniac’s idea…
GOJO: Hate to say this, but you’re gonna have to narrow it down for me. We got a few maniacs in this team.
NOELLE: You know, the demon with the annoying accent.
GOJO: Oh… Her. Let me guess, she wants to go in guns blazing?
NOELLE: If we even had guns then you’d bet she’d be screaming and making herself an easy target.
[The camera now goes for a side profile shot of Gojo, cutting to a close-up from his right side as the camera slowly starts to tilt down, just as he smiles to himself, talking as the camera continues moving before resting right at the sight of Noelle’s head.]
GOJO: You gotta admit, it’s better than nothing. I mean, I can think of worse ways of making things happen like uh… drowning the entire thing in water. That’d be pretty stupid, wouldn’t it?
[Noelle looks away for a brief moment, her eyes furrowing somewhat before calmly replying back to her teammate.]
NOELLE: …That was my idea, actually.
GOJO: He- Oh… sorry.
[As soon as that revelation is revealed, the camera pulls back once more to focus on the two of them head-on, they don’t say a word to each-other as Gojo looks up, hearing some slight thumping upstairs as he dives his hands into his pockets, ready to strike up another conversation.]
GOJO: Did they have to talk about it in the bedrooms? These walls aren’t exactly thick, the only place you can get some privacy is in the damn bathroom.
NOELLE: That’s where they are now.
GOJO: They’re holding a meeting in a cramped bathroom?! Jesus. Well…
[Gojo soon turns around as we cut back to the previous shot, while the shot still shows a close-up of Noelle from the side, Gojo is moving away into the background, making his way down the hall as he goes on his way, not wanting to have his night bothered anymore as he gives one seemingly last reply to Noelle.]
GOJO: Anyway, good luck out there, you guys are gonna need it.
NOELLE: Coward.
[Noelle glares and mumbles the last line under her breath, but surprisingly Gojo picks up on her snide little attack, the camera cutting to a close-up as his normal relaxed and carefree smile is replaced with a blank and somewhat hardened straight line struck across his face. This uncanny expresion is held for a short while before Gojo suddenly makes his way back to Noelle, his cool demeanour suddenly replaced by an uncanny sense of dread.]
GOJO: What was that?
NOELLE: If you’re not going to help us, then fine. See if I care when we lose.
GOJO: We’re not going to lose. Stop acting so pessimistic.
NOELLE: Maybe I wouldn’t think this way if you actually took this seriously.
[The camera slowly zooms out as Noelle starts to look back at her teammate, clutching her sleeve slightly to steady herself as she starts to lay into Gojo.]
NOELLE: You act like you’re the most powerful guy in existence, all I’ve ever seen you do is go around faster than anyone else. Is that really all you can do? I don’t think you have any right to pretend everything will be alright if you don’t at least do something for us.
[We cut to a close-up of Gojo’s face once more, that slightly uncanny and unwavering neutral expression plaguing his face before he cocks his head to the side, a surefire smile returning before he seemingly returns to his usual self, however his voice is just a little bit lower in tone.]
GOJO: …Alright. I’ll take things seriously. Maybe you can learn a thing or two.
[Gojo’s shoulder shifts slightly within the frame before showing a close-ip of his hand, creeping up towards the banister before pulling his weight over it. We zoom out further to show Gojo as he hoists himself around it and back onto the staircase in a slightly performative fashion as he begins to creep up out of the frame, leaving Noelle downstairs. We can pick up the sound of the rain crashing down on the roof once more, although slightly softer now as she begins to make her way upstairs, but just before she can grab hold of the banister, a slow but violent knocking can be heard, like someone trying to break down the door. The camera remains wide and static as Noelle tightens her small hand into a fist, taking cautious steps as she reaches to the left of the frame and out to the door.]
[We suddenly cut to the outside for once, the camera looking up at the large metal door in front of it, small droplets of rain slowly trickling down on it before they are violently stormed off as the heavy door opens, and Noelle steps outside, ready to meet whoever’s disturbing her.]
NOELLE: What?
[Despite her rude tone and jutting out her body far away from the inside, she doesn’t seem to notice anything unusual, slowly taking a step back as she gives one final glance, her eye eventually spying down at the camera below as it suddenly goes wide with realisation. We soon cut to an alternate angle from up above, revealing Noelle as she stares down at a special delivery to her team’s doorstep; a random assortment of weaponry ranging from replica guns, to crude spears, to the more obtuse picks like microphone stands and a box of toothpicks. All of them lie, slowly getting soaked in the rain as in the very middle lies a precarious red slip of paper, slowly getting soggy from outside exposure.]
[Noelle stares and makes small little steps around, unsure of what to do at first before she eventually pauses and braces herself to help out once more, but still in her usual brash way.]
NOELLE: Hey! Stop talking and come outside!
[We start to hear a small chorus of footsteps come crashing down before eventually we’re dropped into another disconnected scene, seeing the old wooden door of the guest host’s base, little flicks of candlelight off-screen creating a temporary but still noticeable glow. The door begins to creak and groan as it slowly ruptures open, revealing a soaked Ibuki, now missing her guitar from before. In the background, we can hear some slight swinging and creaking as Ibuki begins to make her way, the camera remaining static on the sight of her, her own footsteps being louder than the ones before. However, just as she turns to close the door, a sudden thumping can be heard and Ibuki’s eyes shoot wide, immediately turning to the side before jumping out of frame in a frenzy.]
[The camera shows the assailant in the foreground, blurry and unfocused, but their distinct cyan hair can still be seen, while we focus our attention towards Ibuki, crisper in quality as she watches the sudden attacker slowly stand up straight before looking back to Ibuki, at which point, they immediately begin to apologise, a slight breathlessness to their words present.]
MIZUKI: Sorry!
IBUKI: It’s okay, Ibuki forgives you for trying to bash her skull in!
MIZUKI: Really?
IBUKI: Mhm, not the first time this happened, you know. Some of Ibuki’s shows get insanely wild, there’s always an ambulance or two on standby!
[We zoom out and seemingly return to the previous shot, but having the camera pulled back so far allows us to see not only the entirety of the dark and barren room, but the two guest hosts side-by-side, Mizuki catching her breath a little but still keeping an iron grip on her seemingly iron pipe. Ibuki soon realises the situation as she creeps closer to her fellow guest host, casting a curious look.]
IBUKI: So, why did you try to kill Ibuki just now?
MIZUKI: I-I wasn’t trying to kill you! Just practicing for the challenge.
IBUKI: The challenge, huh?
[We cut back and forth between the two girls, cutting back and forth between them as they talk to one another, starting off with Mizuki as the younger girl stretches and cracks a few bones while Ibuki watches.]
MIZUKI: Mhm. You were out there for a while but that TV thing came in and said that if we wanted to help out during the challenge, that he wouldn’t bat an eye.
IBUKI: Really?
MIZUKI: Well, something along those lines, yeah. So, I’ve been practicing with my pipe just in case things get a little outta hand.
IBUKI: You really think it’ll be much help?
[Mizuki lets out a little smile, a giggle barely escaping her mouth before composing herself. The camera faces her straight-on as she slides the pipe down the hood of her jacket, the cold metal resting against her neck as she tries her best to remain unbothered, crossing her arms in a determined fashion.]
MIZUKI: I may be a detective, and a high school student, but I’m pretty handy in a fight. I’ve fought off multiple thugs all at once, 50 to 1 I might add!
IBUKI: Ooh, what got you into so many fights?
MIZUKI: Oh, me and Aiba were investigating a doomsday cult that wanted to spread a deadly virus around the world. No biggie.
IBUKI: Woah…
[We now cut to the opposite shot, showing Ibuki as she stares directly at the camera, a small smile on her face as Mizuki raises a question.]
MIZUKI: So, you in?
[Ibuki presses a hand against her chin, pretending to think long and hard, knocking her forehead to further sell the façade even if when we cut back to Mizuki she isn’t buying it and Aiba is rolling herself slightly. Eventually, we got a medium shot of the two of them as Ibuki finally gives out her reply, raising out her hand with an equally determined spark in her dark eyes.]
IBUKI: Why not? It’s fun to destroy that guy’s stuff.
MIZUKI: You say that like you’ve had experience.
IBUKI: Ibuki’s smashed a lotta stuff over the years, you think the stuff that Crow guy makes is gonna handle Ibuki’s might! Nah!
[Seeing the open invitation, Mizuki winds her hand up slightly before crashing it against Ibuki’s, a surefire clap echoing across the hollow room as Ibuki winces slightly from the attack. We cut to a quick close-up of the two hands interlocking, an official sign of their involvement within the challenge now. As Ibuki moves her hand away, frantically flapping her hand to prolong the pain, she looks around before asking Mizuki something else.]
IBUKI: Hey, do you think Ibuki should-
WILY: Forget it! It’s cold! It’s late! I’m busy! I’m sleeping!
[Ibuki’s question is cut off before it even has a chance to arrive as Wily makes a thousand excuses to not join them, after the rapid-fire distant cries Ibuki slowly turns back over to Mizuki who stretches her arms out in preparation for the oncoming challenge. Just as she does, a sudden dull yet striking tone pierces through the scene, catching Mizuki and Ibuki by surprise as the camera slowly pulls in on the two of them. It isn’t long before that tone is replaced by the crackly cry of an unfamiliar, yet still recognisable voice.]
VOICE: Attention contestants. Your next challenge will commence in ten minutes. Any guest hosts who wish to help out please follow their journey towards Crow’s fortress. Once more, the challenge shall commence shortly, please wrap up all preparations, gather any equipment, and make your way towards Crow’s castle.
IBUKI: Welp, looks like it’s time to move, if only Ibuki didn’t bust up her guitar earlier…
[Mizuki looks around for a brief moment before she slowly starts to pull the pipe back out from her hoodie, the weapon getting caught for a moment in the hood itself but she manages to yank it out anyway. After that brief struggle, she raises her pipe to Inuki again, but not out of any malice, instead offering it to the punk girl.]
MIZUKI: Here. Take this for a spin.
[Ibuki is surprised at this sudden gift, taking it in her arms before stumbling slightly at the weight of it, trying her best to steady it by resting the curved end against her rain-soaked palm. Mizuki meanwhile fiddles around with the hood of her jacket, getting it back in place while Ibuki gives one last question.]
IBUKI: Thanks a bunch, but don’t you think you’ll need it?
MIZUKI: You’ll need it.
[Mizuki makes her way over to the door, the storm outside now getting just a tad calmer as the rain drops down with less intensity, the camera cuts to a medium shot of Mizuki as she gives one last glance and smile to her teammate behind her.]
MIZUKI: We’ll be fine on our own. Don’t worry.
[She closes her left eye before giving a small salute to Ibuki as the musician soon strides her way outside, the door soon closing on both the scene and the house with a small slam. We’re thrust instead back over to the ‘holding place’ of the castle, and surprise surprise, Luigi and Sayori don’t appear to look any happier than before, the camera fixating on their cages as they don’t say a word to one another.]
[We cut to individual close-ups of each player as they waste time in their cage; Kuzan’s fingers are still wrapped tightly around the bars, little cold puffs coming out of his mouth with every breath, Sayori meanwhile tries her best to lay back in her cage, accidentally bumping her head against the bars. As she rubs the back of her scalp, we soon cut to Luigi, shivering slightly as he’s huddled in the middle of his cramped cage, chattering as he chats.]
LUIGI: W-What gives? It was normal a while ago, n-now it’s freezing!
SAYORI: I don’t feel all that cold…
LUIGI: L-Lucky! I swear, if we don’t get out of this cage soon, I’m gonna turn into a popsicle…
[We soon cut back over to Sayori as she scoots to the side of her cage, keeping an eye on Kuzan as the camera appropriately flips, seeing the larger player through Sayori’s bars. His face still remains steadfast and serious, the cold air taking effect on him as well through the breaths he takes before Sayori whispers to herself.]
SAYORI: You too… That’s odd.
[The quiet cries of chains clinking and hushed breaths are suddenly drowned out by a noticeable humming across the room as light is quickly cast over the backs of the players – Sayori and Luigi quickly make their way over to the source, as does the camera as the large TV from before is turned back on. The image shows Crow busy away on the computer behind him, playing some kind of maze game as he leans in real close to the monitor. We cut back over to Luigi, gripping and slipping slightly over the bars as he watches on before calling out.]
LUIGI: You shouldn’t get so close to that. There’s-
CROW: Yeah yeah, my eyes will go square. What are ya, my mom?!
[Crow’s arrogant yet distant voice replaces the hum momentarily as the camera focuses back over on the two contestants observing him. It isn’t long before we hear a loud shrill scream come from the monitor off-screen, followed by an even higher one that comes out more clearer, Sayori covering her ears slightly from the vicious volume before we hear glass cracking.]
[When we cut back over to the TV, Crow has lodged his mechanical fist deep into the heart of the old monitor, cracked glass all over his desk while smoke billows out, the host himself taking deep breaths before pulling his fist out, soon noticing the mess.]
CROW: Aw crap.
[With an annoyed glint in his sharp eyes, he presses a button near to his neck and starts barking orders, a shrill tone echoing throughout the room as his voice crackles and shrieks across the entire castle, causing Luigi now to cover his ears.]
CROW: Can any of ya lazy buckets of bolts do your job or am I gonna be chompin’ down on glass shards in my cereal tomorrow?! Chop chop!
[As Crow stomps his way off-screen, mumbling more tirades to himself, the camera slowly starts to pull back from the screen back to the cages, just as Kuzan fully comes into the frame, we hear a small shattering sound, but the very moment it snaps across the screen, we’re instead thrust back outside once more, the camera staring up at the damp and dark night sky as rain hurls itself directly onto the lens, clouding it slightly.]
[It isn’t long before the droplets themselves get washed away as we mechanically tilt forward and down, observing the players from overhead as they all congregate to the left side of the screen in the soaked grass below. The right is dominated by the garish and awful aubergine castle, piercing the heavens as the rain takes no prisoners, drenching both of the subjects. The host meanwhile, drives a wedge between the middle of them in the centre of the frame, casting a dull damp glow over the players to the front as the camera soon focuses in on them.]
[With a soft sweep amid the harsh weather, we get a good glance at all of the players, standing side-by-side as we slowly sashay between teams. Some of them give dirty looks to the other players, Nakanaka and Ben not even hiding the cutthroat competitiveness within their eyes as they glance around. Some chose to remain entirely silent and eerily still, taking the opportunity to observe their surroundings, some players like Dormin and Negative Man remaining unfazed by the rain crashing down on them.]
[The players themselves are for the most part well-armed, some brandishing weapons with such ease it’s like they’ve never been separated before, Millie stroking a small shotgun, Rayman with some oversized brass knuckledusters, and Reagan with a small taser, sending sparks as the rain washes down over it. That isn’t to say every player with a weapon is skilled with it, Miku is trying her best to carry a rusty axe that’s clearly way too big for her, Nacho is carrying a spear that looks like it will break with just one quick glance, and Doll’s grip on a standard kitchen knife appears to be slipping from all the built-up water.]
[As the camera creeps and sweeps itself back up to a normal shot of the players, we see Mizuki and Ibuki slowly making their way over from the back of the crowd, everyone else either being nothing but heads and torsos as they stare down the host off-screen with bated breaths. Mizuki notices the strange tension and tries to relax a little, putting the pipe behind her back as she stretches a little, still keeping her lone left eye covered from the heavy downpour up above.]
MIZUKI: Geez, you can almost feel the tension. Is it really that serious?
IBUKI: It’s a challenge, you gotta win otherwise you’re on the chopping block again. Ibuki knows that all too well!
[We cut to a close-up of the host, remaining eerily still and silent, even as the harsh blank buzz on their screen lights up the rain a little, the heavy steel entrance to the castle lying just behind them as the mechanical mastermind stays silent, their clothes getting damp and clinging to the strange workings inside. A boom of thunder whips overhead as we dut back over to the players, that violent silence and calm tension battling each-other as Mizuki slowly grows impatient at the back, barking out to the host.]
MIZUKI: Damnit, I’m freezing out here, when is the challenge gonna start?!
[As soon as the words erupt from her mouth, the sudden sound of clicking and creaking echoes across the landscape as Mizuki slowly watches something in the background, even opening her other eye from the surprise. It isn’t long before we’re met with the same shot from before as the door slowly shudders open, revealing nothing but a pitch-black emptiness behind them, slowly coming to a wide stop.]
[We’re soon thrust into this darkness, only getting a small wound of the outside as the dreary dampness of it creeps in, only to be nullified as lights start to flicker and burst the entire room into the audience’s vision – tacky purple brick and hard steel pipes coating every inch of the walls as the players all look on, that tension only growing thicker as the host steps to the right, out of way from the wound before uttering one final word.]
HOST: Go.
Notes:
Hi all, since this is the middle I don't really have much to say at this point, just hope you all like the episode so far (if you've somehow read all of it so far, then congrats!) It's really cold in my room as I type this, as opposed to when I wrote this when it ws still summer/autumn. I guess that shows how long this has been going on I guess.
But anyways, mini poll here that actually works this time if you want to give your thoughts on this part! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1z_9kzrK_JihnKw-3lnSWtFu-6_-SxRroPks0E-YhBlk/edit
Once again, thank you all so much for reading all this, and if you like it good on you, and if you don't good on you. See you very soon for the final part where the players finally get ready to tackle the next challenge. Thank you for reading and stay tuned.
Chapter 12: Episode 5, Part 3 - Brace Yourself
Summary:
With their teammates captured, the players all brace themselves to venture into the unknown and fight their way to safety in the game, but what kind of things await them this time?
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
[We cut to a close-up of the host, remaining eerily still and silent, even as the harsh blank buzz on their screen lights up the rain a little, the heavy steel entrance to the castle lying just behind them as the mechanical mastermind stays silent, their clothes getting damp and clinging to the strange workings inside. A boom of thunder whips overhead as we dut back over to the players, that violent silence and calm tension battling each-other as Mizuki slowly grows impatient at the back, barking out to the host.]
MIZUKI: Damnit, I’m freezing out here, when is the challenge gonna start?!
[As soon as the words erupt from her mouth, the sudden sound of clicking and creaking echoes across the landscape as Mizuki slowly watches something in the background, even opening her other eye from the surprise. It isn’t long before we’re met with the same shot from before as the door slowly shudders open, revealing nothing but a pitch-black emptiness behind them, slowly coming to a wide stop.]
[We’re soon thrust into this darkness, only getting a small wound of the outside as the dreary dampness of it creeps in, only to be nullified as lights start to flicker and burst the entire room into the audience’s vision – tacky purple brick and hard steel pipes coating every inch of the walls as the players all look on, that tension only growing thicker as the host steps to the right, out of way from the wound before uttering one final word.]
HOST: Go.
[At the host’s command, all of the contestants suddenly rush and stampede against each-other, racing to be the first to push inside the cavernous walls of the fortress, all the while the camera watches on and catches the crush and the rapid rage as all the players try their best to squeeze through the door. Eventually, a few speedy and small players like Nakanaka, Doll, and Komasan pop their way through, followed by the other members of their teams as they crash against the camera for a brief moment. Before long, the camera is swept up to an overhead angle, surveying and watching the wave of weary players as they race down the expansive, yet narrow walls that surround them, adorned with loose metal and gaudy paintings of Crow to further fuel the mad man’s ego.]
[In the throes of this mad dash, the camera tries its best to keep up with a select few groups as they spring and puff along the hallway, first focusing on a few Blue Team members as Miku drags along Komasan, the yokai’s head just bobbing in and out of the frame, meanwhile Caine relaxes, floating in the air without a care in the world while Miku cries out.]
MIKU: Are we still sticking to the original plan?
KOMASAN: I hope so!
MIKU: Caine, what was it again?
CAINE: Oh, don’t you worry. It’s very simple. First we-
[Before Caine has a chance to relay the plan over, we’re now faced with the sight of more people huffing and puffing, this time on the Green Team as they rush at a slightly slower pace than usual, Nacho marking the walls with a bright green sharpie, but it comes off as just a thin blur in the thrill of it all. Close to him lie John, Reagan and Plague Knight, the latter wheezing within his mask as John takes notice.]
JOHN: C’mon, we’ll find Luigi in no time! Let’s pick up the pace.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Easy for you to say! We don’t even have the foggiest clue as to where he could be!
NACHO: Are you gonna keep complaining or start looking?
[And finally, to close this triathlon trifecta, we’re met with the Red Team – more specifically Noelle, Negative Man, and Gojo, each going at a slower pace than the last as Noelle’s hand frantically scans around, her twintails whipping wildly at her head as she splutters slightly before looking back at her teammates, breath heavy and voice slightly winded.]
NOELLE: What are you two doing? Hurry up!
NEGATIVE MAN: Damnit, where is everybody? We should stick together as a team, and yet everyone’s running around like headless chickens.
GOJO: Can’t blame ‘em for running around in a place they’ve never stepped foot in before. I’m sure they’re helping in their own way.
[As soon as Gojo says this, he immediately ducks as a loud explosion cracks through the air and stray bullets fly just over the top of his head, barely grazing his white tips. Despite this, Gojo remains as unbothered as usual, even yawning slightly while Negative Man looks back over to his teammate, alarm present in his voice.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Great. Now we gotta deal with security.
MILLIE: Sorry ‘bout that! Wasn’t aiming for you!
NOELLE: There’s nothing there but wall, just what the hell were you aiming for?!
[Millie soon barrels her way into the frame, crashing in between the two men as she picks up the pace, off-frame her hands resting against a shotgun as a strange smile spreads across her face as she relays some good news, panting occasionally as her hooves rapidly clack against the hard floor.]
MILLIE: You know, Nakanaka might have found somethin’ with her powers!
NOELLE: What did she find? Some maniac shooting wildly at us? ‘Cause I’m seeing the same thing, funnily enough!
MILLIE: I’m tryin’ my hardest to get rid of the cameras! Can’t be detected if the guy can’t see us all!
[At the mention of her plan, Millie indirectly looks upward just as the angle changes to an overhead static shot once more, looking down at the Red Team, but not before suddenly going haywire and malfunctioning as it’s gifted with a bunch of scrap fired by Millie. After we’re met with nothing but a black, glitchy mess on-screen, we return over to the ground as the camera keeps up with the Blue Team, more specifically focusing on Rayman as his sneakers run in frantic circles while his eyes scan his surroundings. As he does, they suddenly rest their sight on something off-screen, causing him to slow to a crawl before abruptly stopping staring at this mysterious presence.]
[The camera flips around to reveal a large robot, its bulky head slumped to its gaudy purple chestpiece as its limbs connect to its body through shabby silver piping. Streaks of yellow can be found cracking against its body, like a wrestler putting on a persona, but the pattern seems much more aligned to a messy child who’s figured out how to use a paintbrush for the first time. It remains rigid and dormant in the cold background, as Rayman in the foreground remains static as well. But it isn’t long before he’s pushed, or more rather, shoved back into reality as a taller individual dressed in white crashes into him from behind, causing the both of them to yelp and fall to the ground and out of the frame.]
[The camera shakes momentarily before we tilt back down to the cold hard ground, revealing this mysterious individual to be none other than N, a strange crinkling noise echoing for a brief second as he lies sprawled all over his teammate’s torso, the rest of Rayman’s body lies scattered aimlessly around the floor. As his hands begin to slowly creep back around his rising abdomen, N is quickly pushed off as Rayman’s head propels itself back into its usual position, striking a slightly irritated look towards his teammate. N himself is soon made the focus as we cut to a shot of him slowly rising up and fixing his cap tightly to his head before uttering a calm apology.]
N: Sorry about that.
RAYMAN: No worries, I’m still in one piece.
N: You sure don’t seem like it to me.
[A quick close-up of Rayman’s annoyed glare gives everything away as he frowns at N’s joke before his white sleeve comes into view, pointing out the strange statue in the background as the camera pans ever so slowly and the focus gets crisper.]
N: What do you suppose that could be?
RAYMAN: Eh, probably some sculpture or something. These kinda creeps with long hallways always have some kind of statue in them.
[The camera quickly cuts back over to the two of them, the slender N towering, if slanting a little, over his teammate who brushes off his hoodie – in the background, the rampant chaos of the other teammates is starting to get quieter and quieter as the two pause for a brief second. As Rayman continues to talk, N meanwhile pats his shirt before his eyes go wide, frantically patting all over his body as he loses his cool, all the while Rayman still remains captivated by it.]
RAYMAN: I mean, what’s the point? This place already looks pretty shitty so I don’t see why having some weird statue’s gonna make it any more prettier. Maybe it’s alive or somet-
N: Aw crap! It’s gone!
[N’s sudden wail catches Rayman off guard, looking over to his left as the camera begins to slowly pull in to the two of them, Rayman casting a curious glance towards his teammate before scratching his head, remaining cool in the moment unlike N.]
RAYMAN: Alright, I’ll bite, what did you lose?
N: I don’t even know! I picked up some weird package from that stash at the front door. I hoped it was gonna be something useful so I just grabbed it, but it must have fallen out of my pocket when we bumped into each-other!
[As N sighs and slowly falls down to the floor, a bizarre air of sadness glazing over his face, Rayman tries his best to reconcile his teammate, sporting a fanged smile as his glove pats him on the shoulder, the camera continuing to zoom in towards the two of them in this moment.]
RAYMAN: Hey, don’t sweat it. I bet if it was something important we’d probably end up finding it again.
N: I don’t know, it’s pretty small.
RAYMAN: Size ain’t everything. And if we don’t find it, that’s cool as well – we’re plenty stocked anyway. Now, come on…
[By the scruff of his collar, N is lifted up back onto his feet by Rayman’s grip, surprising the taller player as we’re faced with a new shot. The camera now directly on the floor gets a look at the two’s sneakers, while to the left of the frame we see a strange small hole right in the middle of the otherwise seamless steel, heavy cracks appearing over the point of impact. The two’s voices slowly get further away as they begin to walk away from view, Rayman’s voice carrying over as he keeps up his confident performance, hanging on this frame for a few brief flickers of time.]
RAYMAN: Now come on, we don’t wanna get left behind in the dust. Who knows what kinda crap we’ve missed?
[Opposed to this brief moment of calm, we’re met right back with speed and slight desperation as we follow the Green Team’s pursuit, cutting right in the middle of an argument as the camera remains head-on on the crowd. John leads the charge, huffing and puffing while Yukong and Plague Knight directly behind him squabble like schoolchildren, Dormin in the back just poking their head out slightly into view.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: No, I fill it with leeches and skunk essence! Of course, it’s filled with lavender, how else are you supposed to smell nice?
YUKONG: Basic hygiene for one.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Oh pish posh, I can see you shine like a sweaty seal from all the running we’ve done so far!
YUKONG: Easy for you to say. You’re in a dumpy black cloak with a mask you can’t even keep your head level in!
PLAGUE KNIGHT: This mask is for everybody’s safety!
YUKONG: If you really want us to feel safe, get rid of those bombs, it goes against John’s entire plan!
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Do my ears deceive me? I thought you were against the plan you little welch!
YUKONG: Oh yeah? Well you’re-
[As the two’s arguing gets worse and worse, both in volume and intelligent remarks, the strain can be seen on John’s face, slowly cracking into an annoyed glare before he finally has enough, coming to a complete rigid stop as everyone falls behind him – but unlike last time, when everybody falls over each-other, he remains standing. As everyone bumps into one another, the camera zooms out, revealing John standing just near a pile of bodies, slowly scrambling over each-other, apart from Dormin who dissipates and slowly reforms back into their usual self.]
NACHO: Those spikes in that bangle are digging into my throat…
REAGAN: Hey, we should be going by now. Let’s go already!
[John slowly reaches into the pile, taking a deep hollow breath before exhaling straight from what used to be his nostrils, his hands reach over towards Yukong and Plague Knight, separating the two of them while everyone else gets back onto their feet. As they’re pulled up however, John makes an effort to stand in between and seperate the two of them, dividing them as he keeps close to the camera, Yukong sticking to the left of the frame, while Plague Knight remains to the right. In a rare moment of irritation, John barks his voice towards his teammates.]
JOHN: We’re never gonna find anybody if you guys just keep arguing. If you wanna squabble, do it in your own time, but for now we have to not get distracted by anything at all. Do I make myself clear?
YUKONG: If we’re not meant to be distracted, why are we stopping to have this conversation? Anyway, it’s Plague Knight you should be scolding.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Yes, I deserve blame, she does nothing at all in this game.
YUKONG: You-
JOHN: Alright, new strategy!
[John takes a step away, sweeping himself across the camera and out of the frame as he bunches himself with the rest of the Green Team, hunched to the leftmost side of the frame before cutting over to the isolated Plague Knight and Yukong to the right of their frame, John’s voice carrying over, but not before getting marked by a deep sigh.]
JOHN: Call me irrational all you want for this, but if you wanna find Luigi on your own terms, that’s fine by me. So long as he gets out first, we win. If you wanna run around like headless chickens, I won’t stop you.
[The camera captures John turning around to address everyone else in the bottom of the frame, leaving Yukong and Plague Knight to watch as he speaks to his splintered team.]
JOHN: As for everyone else, let’s find our guy and get outta here. Now come on, time’s a wasting!
[We remain on Yukong and Plague Knight as John leads the charge on his group, slowly making their way through the two of them as they push their way forward, leaving the two of them by the wayside. Not a second after, Plague Knight feels the urge to squawk back as he lets his bitterness overtake him, flapping his arm slightly. As he does, Yukong slowly begins to strut her way out of the frame, the sound of her shoes clacking against the floor being drowned out by her teammate’s raving ramblings.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: There goes our brave leader, leaving the pawns when they prove too troublesome! Excuse me, where are you heading off to?
YUKONG: I’m trying to find Luigi. I’m better off on my own than with some deranged pyromaniac like you.
[In retaliation, Plague Knight reaches into his ashen satchel, feverishly pulling out a small glass vial filled with green gunk and hurling it off-screen in her direction before letting out another snide remark to himself.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Hee-hee-hee, now who’s the-?
[Before he can finish, the camera shakes and we hear a small explosion, soon being followed by Yukong suddenly screaming before getting quieter and quieter, all the while Plague Knight remains still. As we hear the faraway impact, Plague Knight looks down to his satchel for a moment before waddling away in Yukong’s direction.]
[As he disappears from the frame, the camera is soon placed dangling in a strange makeshift hole, slight smoke billowing out from the sides as the anarchistic alchemist makes his way into view. The camera looks up towards him as he giggles to himself, crouching over the fresh hole and admiring his handiwork as he whispers.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Wow, this steel is much weaker than I thought… I’m not surprised considering who this castle belongs to.
YUKONG: You’re a psychopath, you know that!?
[Yukong’s angered voice echoes along the walls of the hole as Plague Knight soon squats down, shouting as his voice echoes both around his mask and the aftermath of his attack.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: A thousand apologies! I merely meant to throw some skunk essence at you, but I must have wasted some precious ammo! Oh well, you’re still alive, aren’t you? Maybe you can find Luigi all by your lonesome down ther-
[Just as Plague Knight tries to take a further stab at his opponent, a large rock barrels right out of the hole, passing by the camera for a brief second before landing square in the middle of Plague Knight’s mask, cracking the priceless porcelain for a moment before he loses his balance. Despite flapping his arms in a futile attempt, he soon meets the same off-screen fate as Yukong as she soon whispers to herself.]
YUKONG: Aw crap.
[We’re given a break from the Green Team’s shenanigans and are wet with someone who’s putting some effort in – that of course being the offbeat Caine, hovering through the air as he calls out to his teammate.]
CAINE: Marco! Maaarrrcooo! MARCO, I SWEAR TO… Wait…
[Caine sheepishly hovers down to Earth, the camera rolling and tilting in his stead before we’re met with Vivian and Doll, the latter’s eyes going slightly wider than usual as she stares at the floor. Caine barges between the two of them, his voice calm and polite as one eye remains fixed on each girl to his side as he asks them a simple question.]
CAINE: Hi sorry, what was the guy’s name again?
VIVIAN: Kuzan.
DOLL: Yeah, Kuzan.
CAINE: Much obliged.
[Caine fires a gracious thumbs up, his fist remaining in place while the rest of his body rises back up, his arm contorting to keep in place as he shouts once more in the desperate hope that he’ll find Kuzan this way.]
CAINE: KUZANNN!!! Play Marco Polo with us, and then you’ll be found!
[The carney's shouting gets to Vivian as she pulls down her hat, covering where her ears would be as Doll does the same to her hat. As the two of them walk, we’re suddenly met with a POV shot from Doll’s perspective, a thick orange hunk of plastic covering her sight with stray strands of synthetic purple bordering it, however a small smidge of the outside can still be seen at the bottom of the frame as she feverishly walks forward. It isn’t long however before she suddenly comes to a stop, pulled by Vivian’s voice as she suddenly careens to the left in a strange tumble.]
VIVIAN: Hey, look over there!
[We’re soon met with a regular view from the outside once more, Doll[s mechanical body bunched against Vivian’s shadowy body as the camera swiftly pulls back from the two of them, the rest of the Blue Team suddenly standing and turning around at an odd sight. Right in the middle of the long stretching right wall lies an unfinished part of the wall itself, a large gash in an otherwise spotless bit of scenery. The hole itself is cordoned off with red tape like futile threads around a hole while an inactive robot lies sprawled over the floor, a small paper sign balanced delicately on their elongated purple torso.]
[Komasan makes his way towards the robot, picking up the folded scrap and unfurling it for the camera, being met with two words in clean typed black ink – ‘ON BREAK’. As Komasan looks up, the camera is nestled right in yet another hole as he soon wanders his way into the hole, the tips of his wisps burning through the tape as it falls unceremoniously over his head. Everyone else soon approaches as they start to murmur about this new discovery.]
DOLL: What do you suppose this could be?
MIKU: It’s a hole in a wall – can’t get more simple than that.
DOLL: Well no duh, but don’t you think it looks a little out of place?
VIVIAN: Yeah, why is everything else fine but this piece remains unfinished?
DOLL: This screams ‘trap’ to me.
MIKU: Komasan! Can you see anything inside?
[Komasan soon makes small steps in the cavity, the serene blue light surrounding his body and the bangle in a glow as he furrows his eyes before calling back over to everyone. Just as he does, Rayman and N become more than mere blots in the background and rejoin the group, picking up small hints of a conversation while the scout in the foreground tries his best to relay his findings.]
RAYMAN: Did any of you hear a boom go off a few seconds ago?
N: A boom?
RAYMAN: Yeah, like something exploded.
N: I hope not.
KOMASAN: It looks like it’s uh…
MIKU: It’s what?
KOMASAN: It looks like stairs!
[Just as he relays this information, the camera soon sweeps around to get a good look, and just barely being peeked at in the darkness, we can see what appear to be steps, spiralling into the unknown, but only the first few are properly illuminated. In the background we can hear the Blue Team whisper and murmur before one voice cracks out from the crowd.]
CAINE: Let me get a closer look!
[We hang on this frame for a brief moment, nothing seemingly happening until a small circular object is thrown right into view, bouncing and squishing along the first step before soon being swallowed by shadows as all goes silent once more. We return back to Komasan with the rest of the Blue Team right behind him, Caine most prevalent but with only a single blue eye floating in the middle of his jaws as he calls to the others, not even bothering to raise his voice from the already big boom of his normal tone.]
CAINE: Well I can’t see but judging from the searing pain coarsing through my eye, it does appear to be a flight of stairs!
DOLL: This still screams trap to me…
N: It’s better than nothing.
CAINE: That’s the spirit, now come along gang!
[Soon enough, for just a brief moment we return to the outside as Rayman huddles his way inside the hole, wiping away tape as the camera swoops in like a bird of prey to capture the sight of what’s inside the hole. Although Doll’s eyes seem to give some semblance of light, as well as Komasan’s fickle wisps, it’s still not enough to properly see everything as Rayman tries his best to see.]
VIVIAN: Gee, i-it’s kinda dark…
MIKU: Did anyone bring a light?
N: No.
[Doll is angled right at the top of the steps, staring down at the void below as we shift between her POV and a close-up shot of her eyes, growing slightly more darker and faded as the noise of her teammates chattering in the background slowly dissipates. The all consuming void of darkness around her seemingly grows more and more as we pick up on a brief hiss of static, but not before being thrust right back to reality as Rayman makes his way towards the staircase, patting Doll on the shoulder.]
RAYMAN: Don’t suppose you got a flashlight in ya, huh?
[As he pulls a grin and pats Doll on the shoulder, the mechanical teammate slowly begins to bend forward before completely falling down the flight of stairs, crashing down the way as Rayman backs away, eyes wide in surprise and regret as he moves away, we hear a few gasps from the others as they crowd around him, but some decide to push pust and make their way over to the steps as Rayman scrambles for both an apology and a rational excuse.]
RAYMAN: I-I swear, I thought she was still standing! It wasn’t deliberate! Ah… shit…
[The camera peers up towards Vivian, N, and Miku, standing just over the first step as they shout out to their downed teammate, worry hanging onto their words and only worsening as their met with just their echoes.]
MIKU: Doll! Doll! Can you hear us?!
N: What can you see down there?
VIVIAN: Don’t worry, we’re coming down!
[Vivian soon graciously makes her way over the two as she hangs on the first step, slowly sinking down into the darkness before disappearing, leaving only her hat in the middle of the frame as N takes it.]
MIKU: Oh no, now we’re missing three people!
CAINE: Not to worry my frolicking felines!
[Caine’s excited voice pierces through the darkness as he soon makes his way over to the staircase, hanging just above it as he rolls up his sleeves, or more rather tries to. As the camera zooms out to observe the entire room, Caine’s arm appears to become longer, like a tube being stretched out as it soon unceremoniously flops down on the floor. As everyone still present looks over at it, Caine tries his best to soothe their worries as he calls for action.]
CAINE: Everybody, hold on tight to my arm while we descend down dhe dark dismal dlight of dairs, and we’ll soon meet with our fallen friends!
[Rayman cautiously holds a hand over to the arm as everyone else does the same, soon cutting to a close-up as N and Miku soon join, their hands holding on tightly to Caine before the camera starts to zoom out, Caine’s voice picking up steam as he prepares everybody for their flight down the flight of stairs.]
CAINE: Everyone ready and steady? …Good, because here we go!
[Caine soon bolts his way down the steps, disappearing right into the darkness, but his arm still remains rigid, much to the confusion of his teammates. Just as they start to toy with the thought of letting go however, N and Miku are soon swept away into the darkness as well, screaming from surprise. Rayman however remains stuck to the floor, only his hands being caught in the crossfire as he slowly blinks and sighs. We’re met with a crude close-up of him as he scowls in the darkness, murmuring to himself.]
RAYMAN: Why am I even surprised at this point?
[Just after he says that, a wave of surprise soon makes itself apparent on his face as his eyes and the rest of his body and the room itself lights up with only a simple click being heard. Dazed slightly by this harsh light he squints and bares his teeth before he slowly turns around, not much to see within the unfinished room apart from a few pipes scattered about the cavernous unfinished cavity. As he soon waddles his way around, the camera pans to the left as we see Mizuki and Ibuki slowly climb in, the former being right at a lightswitch as they stare over to Rayman, but it isn’t long before the latter breaks this stint.]
IBUKI: Hiii!
RAYMAN: …Hey… I’d wave right now but-
MIZUKI: Are those stairs?
RAYMAN: Sure looks like ‘em to me.
[The camera zooms out to bundle all three of them together as they make their way over to the staircase, the newest arrivals unaware of what lies below, but then again so is Rayman as Mizuki takes the first step, her left eye slowly rotating around its socket to witness everything. Ibuki meanwhile picks up the pace, grabbing Rayman by his bangle as he chokes slightly from the action, although that doesn’t seem to concern Ibuki as she remains as energetic as ever, one hand holding onto the neck of a guitar and the other on Rayman.]
IBUKI: Hey, don’t worry, Ibuki’s sure that whatever’s down there is ‘armless!
[As she gives a sure smile to the player, Rayman rolls his eyes at her pun as we’re faced with the outside once more. The camera remains seemingly static, the sight of the hole blending in now with the wall as just a thing in the background as we soon hear the sound of someone humming to themselves. It isn’t long before Nakanaka soon appears into the frame, her bandaged fingers pressing up against her eyepatch while her uncovered hand is pressed against her forehead. Her eyes are screwed tight as she seems to be in a deep bout of thinking, not even noticing the abnormality until her eyes are pulled wide open, witnessing it before she lets out a curst smile and a victorious cackle.]
NAKANAKA: Ha-ha! I found it!
[The camera sweeps back around as she stands in a victorious pose, one fist to the air and the other to his hip, the rest of the Red Team soon following as they observe the hole from afar, Nakanaka proudly keeping her eyes closed and explaining her sudden revelation.]
NAKANAKA: If you wish to find Sayori, then you only need to look right in front of you!
BEN: She’s in the walls?
NAKANAKA: No.
GOJO: She’s underneath the robot?
NAKANAKA: No.
MILLIE: She’s invisible?
NAKANAKA: No dang it! Can’t you see the great big hole in the wall…?
[Pent up from all her team’s teases, she angrily points over to the large unfinished hole in the sprawling steel surrounding them, Negative Man’s voice soon poking out, but still retaining that sarcastic edge that the others had.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Oh yeah, it blends so seamlessly I didn’t even realise it was there…
NOELLE: Let’s just get this over with.
[As the Red Team braces themselves to step forward into the unknown, we are soon pulled right into the unknown itself, or more accurately, what lies at the bottom of those pesky stairs. Although slightly more illuminated than upstairs prior, shadows still stretch along the dark dreary canals of a large chamber, stretching for miles before in length and height. A few torches light up the walls, providing some semblance of light within as little hints of brick can be seen just behind them. The camera slowly comes to a crawl as we observe these sights, a hollow tone blowing through as the camera pans over seemingly nothing at all.]
[That is until we see Doll, lying at the bottom of the stairs as her body clicks and whirrs as she rises back up to her feet. Before she can properly stand however, Caine floats in, his elongated arm whipping right at the back of Doll’s head as she stumbles, but as Miku and N come flying in, she’s soon swept once more to the ground. Caine’s arm then reaches off-screen before his cheery voice breaks through once more.]
CAINE: Ah-hah! There you are!
[The arm is rolled back sharply like a measuring tape before affixing itself back into its socket, Caine’s eye from before pinched between his fingers as he throws it back into his mouth. After a brief strike and bobble, the two eyes return to normal, as well as Caine’s body as he soon floats just above the ground, taking notice of the downed players.]
CAINE: Well, we made it unscathed!
N: Speak for yourself…
KOMASAN: Hold on- Where’d Mr. Rayman go…?
CAINE: He’s probably down here already, like those guys!
[Caine’s eyes slowly roll over to the left before swiftly correcting themselves to the opposite direction, the camera starts to rapidly pan over to seemingly nothing but thin wisps of green lines, but with a sharp click of his fingers, Caine manages to pull out a spotlight over the shroud of nothingness revealing the Green Team sneaking in the shadows.]
[Everyone in the splintered group suddenly stops before turning around to look at the new arrivals, focusing on them as the downed Blue Team manage to rise back up to their feet now. The camera focuses on the Green Team however, the Blue Team barely present in the shadows as the former talk amongst themselves.]
REAGAN: Well looks like we lost our advantage.
JOHN: Don’t be a Debbie Downer, we can still find Luigi down here.
REAGAN: Maybe even those two as well, I bet that explosion from before was Plague Knight’s handiwork, just hope that Yukong girl’s alright
NACHO: Eh, I doubt it. She’s with Plague Knight after all. Let’s just keep moving.
JOHN: Hey, do any of you see Dormin? It’s like they just vanished…
DORMIN: We are still present, our body has molded itself into the shadows you see around you…
[Just as they announce their presence, two swirling cyan whirlpools of light stare out from the abyss, just above the Blue Team as we soon hear someone hum in the distance and mimic the sound of a drum solo. The camera starts to spiral down the staircase, slowly making its way down each step as Ibuki, Mizuki, and Rayman make their way down, each with less energy than the other as the musical guest host leads the charge and a one-man band.]
[Suddenly she jumps down to the bottom of the stairs, the audience seeing her arrival as she stops in place before letting out a scream straight out of a black metal band’s deep cut. The sheer volume and emotion behind it causes nearly all of the players nearby to cover their ears, apart from Caine who’s nothing but teeth. As she stops, Doll starts to finally stand on her own two feet as her eyes flicker back into view, all the while N looks over to the newest arrival.]
N: Jesus, did you step on glass or something, what was that?!
IBUKI: You like it? Ibuki’s doing some vocal exercises, she wants to make a new album so she’s just testing out all the different emotions and feelings and what not she has lodged deep down inside!
MIKU: Well what emotion was that then?
IBUKI: Asking for a Pepsi but the waiter says they only serve Coke.
RAYMAN: Oh yeah, I hear that now.
[As Ibuki stands there proud of her handiwork, Mizuki and Rayman make their way down, the latter’s hands crawling along the floor like raging tarantulas before jumping at the joy of reuniting with their host. Just as he cracks his knuckles, Mizuki comes in carrying Vivian’s striped hat, just as the girl herself rises up from the ground and slowly takes it back.]
VIVIAN: Thank you!
MIZUKI: There were so many steps… I swear whoever designed that is a maniac!
MIKU: Well he definitely looks the part… Although why in the heck was it just behind some random hole?
CAINE: Just be glad in the knowledge that we all made it down safely and not a single bump or scratch was received.
N: Again Caine, please, speak for yourself… But, as agonising as it was, at least we finally made it down, even if the only way here was-
[Just as he says this, a small ding can be heard, captivating the attention of everyone in the small group as they slowly look over to the left, as he does, N lets out a large dramatic sigh before hunching over in exhaustion at whatever’s off-screen.]
N: Oh you have gotta be kidding me.
[The camera pans to the left, revealing from its slow crawl an elevator shaft, the doors slowly opening as the Red Team bellows out, squashed from before but slowly coming back into their own as Nakanaka steps out with a sense of urgency, not wasting a chance to recover. The others meanwhile stretch and try and get their bearings back as they exit.]
BEN: And I thought the elevators at my school were bad…
NOELLE: Your school had elevators?
GOJO: It took quite a while, anyone know where we are?
MILLIE: Underground, genius.
GOJO: I know but where… hey, Nakanaka! Are you sure this is where Sayori’s supposed to be?
[As he calls out to his younger teammate, the camera keeps it focus and attention back over to Nakanaka, a wide shot angled just above her as she steps forward, eyes closed and fingers pressed against her body once more. A glare is still present on her face as the slight annoyance of getting called out as she barks back towards her team,]
NAKANAKA: I have Foresight, and Precognition, and so many more abilities at my disposal! Of course I know where she is!
[At her sudden shout, the camera returns back over to Gojo, talking to Ben as the two simply watch on before having a small conversation between the two of them.]
BEN: Okie-dokie! Break a leg.
NAKANAKA: Want it to be yours? Shut up and it won’t!
BEN: Geez. Okay…
GOJO: I got a feeling she’ll lead us somewhere.
BEN: I don’t in all honesty. You know, we haven’t even searched the entire upstairs part yet, we don’t even know what’s at the end of that hall!
GOJO: Maybe it’s an infinite space and it never ends?
BEN: You really think they have the people running this have the budget for that?
GOJO: Who knows.
BEN: I’m telling you man, her powers have all been just a bunch of baloney, I mean, what are the chances we actually manage to stumble upon-
NAKANAKA: FOUND HER! I ACTUALLY FOUND HER!
[Nakanaka’s sudden screech catches everyone’s attention, not just Gojo’s and Ben’s, as evidenced as the Green Team suddenly make a beeline for the background, disappearing into the shadows as soon everyone else starts to pick up the pace. As they do, the camera moves over to the next shot, only this time the room appears to be illuminated by a sharp crisp light as Nakanaka stands captivated, looking up at the ceiling, but once everyone starts to move into the frame, she corrects herself and strikes yet another confident pose. As everyone starts to roll into the frame, we hear some off-screen voices that sound all too familiar to both the players and the audience.]
SAYORI: Oh- hi! Up here!
LUIGI: Hey! You came! C’mon, help us get outta here!
[The camera slowly pulls back further and further as we witness the grand scale of the room itself, stretching on across the frame for seemingly miles as the players become nothing more than thin dots. Just to the right of the frame lie thin golden strings connected to more dots, swaying slightly before we get a further close-up of these objects, revealing them to be none other than the captured players. Kuzan and Sayori hug the left and right corner of the frame respectively as they hold onto the bars, the latter looking down at the ground below with a relieved and hopeful smile. The same can’t be said for Luigi in the middle of the frame however, although his smile is filled with relief too, his eyes show a slight sign of panic and urgency as he yells down below.]
LUIGI: Hey guys, long time no see, eh? Hahaha… C-Can you please let me out already?
[We hear some indistinct muttering from the players down below, trying to figure out a strategy all the while the shot lingers on the captured players – but as it continues, we slowly start to pan over to the left, focusing on Kuzan’s cage as slight smoke appears to stream from his hands. We cut to a close-up of his fists, slightly red and furiously gripping onto the bars as desperate steamy wisps of smoke bellow out, the sound of something slowly whining and crunching getting louder and louder before a loud snap can be heard. Kuzan slowly lets go, revealing from his fists a thin layer of frost and ice covering the bars, cracking more and more as shards of it slowly twinkle and tumble down out of the frame.]
[Before we can get a further glimpse, we cut back to the surface, the foreground showing the Blue Team trying to wrap their head around how to get Kuzan out of the cage, mores specifically focusing on Rayman, Miku, and Vivian as they throw out ideas, unaware of what’s happening up above as they fixate their stares on each-other.]
MIKU: Maybe we can just try and catch him?
RAYMAN: We can, but the dude weighs like 500 pounds or something.
MIKU: Is that really so bad?
RAYMAN: If you wanna live a new life of being splattered all over the floor with no bones then be my guest.
VIVIAN: I’ve never had bones to break but that does sound pretty painful…
RAYMAN: Tell ya what, I can probably fly up there and try and land the cage back down to Earth!
VIVIAN: But if he’s so heavy wouldn’t you just crash down?
RAYMAN: Hey, I never said it’d be a safe landing.
MIKU: Hmm, none of this is really working out… Oh, Vivian, what about-
[Before Miku can get her thoughts in, she’s suddenly interrupted by a loud screech of shattering as everybody immediately looks over to the background, although there’s nothing but a large shadowed void staring right back at them. Despite this, Vivian crooks her head up and notices something out of the frame just as small shards start raining down, she slowly descends down the bottom of the frame just as a large blur rockets down in the background.]
[We cut to an angled shot of the floor from up above, slightly crooked as ice from before crashes and shatters into a million pieces down below like droplets from a frozen hose – but the floor soon finds a new shape on itself as a thin blob of shadow slowly starts to arrive. Pink hair starts to flow out as a scalp soon appears, Vivian rising ever so slowly before we see Kuzan rocket down at breakneck speeds to the floor. With a mighty impact to the floor, Vivian ducks down for safety as smoke and mist start to bellow out from the sheer force of the impact.]
[We cut to a close-up of the man himself, his expression unfazed as usual as smoke passes through the fogged crimson lenses of his goggles, coat and hair flapping before slowly coming to a stop. The scene changes to a wide shot as the frigid escapee soon rises back onto his feet, burrowing his hands into his pockets without any sign of repreive or relief. The camera quickly begins to zoom out, revealing the same set-up from before as Rayman and Miku with a noticeable gap between them now watch on. In the background, Kuzan takes up this small space while in the foreground Vivian begins to slowly rise back up again, a more cheery demeanour to her speech.]
VIVIAN: Okie-dokie guys! Step one done!
MIKU: What’s step two?
VIVIAN: …Uh…
[We return our attention back over to the cages as Luigi and Sayori look back down in shock and surprise, unsure or what to say. While Luigi shivers in his cage slightly, Sayori tucks her hands into the pockets of her blazer before whispering to herself, looking around and knocking the bottom of the cage with her heel.]
SAYORI: I guess these things are less secure than I thought…
[We nosedive right into action once more as bullets start to spread out towards the cages, taking both Luigi and Sayori by complete shock – and although they aren’t hurt or at the very least hit, the same can’t be said for their cages, the thin chain holding them aloft slowly starting to break while a voice shrieks down from below.]
MILLIE: Just keep low, you two! Don’t wanna put a bullet in your skulls by accident!
[The two of them immediately do as their told as Millie prepares to shoot again, the click of her gun reloading being swiftly followed by a shot of her down on the ground taking aim immediately, while in the background we can see Reagan and Dormin watch on behind, the latter keeping a pistol to her side as she looks up. A brief look of inspiration soon hits her face as she slowly turns over to her shadowy teammate, a look of manic hope and slight creative madness present in her tired eyes as she calmly talks to Dormin.]
REAGAN: I got an idea…
[She points up ahead as Millie prepares to squeeze the trigger once more, biting her lip in concentration, but before she can fire her shot, we quickly cut to a brief close-up of a light up above on the roof, just where a chain starts, although it’s unclear which cage it connects to. That is until the light itself explodes, casting a shower of glass shards in complete darkness as we quickly move back down, a thin ring of green light amid the dark shroud and a panicked yet still optimistic high-pitched voice giving us a clear indication of who this is.]
LUIGI: Uh, you missed, but y-you can make the next shot!
[We pull back from the two captured competitors, Sayori still in the light while Luigi remains completely obscured, however with a loud bang and a heap of small scrap hitting the weak chains of their cages, both of them soon plummet back down to the ground below, although Luigi’s can’t be seen clearly, we can hear him loudly yelling, soon joined by Sayori.]
[Suddenly, a smooth blur enters the scene as we cut over to the impact point, revealing the broken cage containing Sayori, its bars now twisted like wet straws, but strangely remaining empty. As for Sayori herself, she somehow manages to stand just over it unfazed and completely unharmed, capturing her by surprise. Holding onto her shoulders appears to be Nakanaka, although her grip loosens slightly, and holding her is Gojo, keeping the younger girl steady.]
[In this strange action, everyone seems to have an element of shock or exhaustion on their face. Sayori’s expression is injected with relief as she takes a deep breath in, Nakanaka’s eyes widening in shock as if surprised at the whole ordeal, and Gojo taking a sharp breath from his nose before talking to Nakanaka, but his tone seems a bit more patronising than genuine.]
GOJO: Oh my God, Nakanaka, how were you able to do that?
SAYORI: Did you actually catch me like that?
NAKANAKA: Uh… yeah…
[We witness a close-up of Nakanaka’s face, completely caught with surprise as seen in the wide wake of her eye before she quickly snaps out of it, returning to her confident and determined expression, that unsureness being completely taken over by a boast as she backs away, the camera slowly moving in accordance with her movements.]
NAKANAKA: Of course I did! Did you really think I wouldn’t use that ace up my sleeve to help someone like you?
[The camera begins to pull back and concentrate on the three of them as Sayori looks to the darkness to her side where Luigi should be, a look of concern covering her face as Gojo grabs her by the arm.]
GOJO: Hey, don’t be sad – we need to focus on getting outta here, okay?
[Without concern for Sayori, he begins to sprint away with her, swiping the camera as Nakanaka tries her best to follow them, before long we return back over to the Red Team as they return, Millie immediately putting down her weapon and smiling with delight as she bumps Sayori’s shoulder.]
MILLIE: Howdy girl! You holdin’ up okay?
SAYORI: Y-Yeah, thanks for letting me out of that cage…
MILLIE: No worries, the challenge is to grab ya and get the fuck out so we better get outta here pronto before that Crow guy starts to show up.
CROW: Did someone mention getting outta here?
[As if willed by Millie’s loose lips, the entire room starts to light up accompanied by a sharp crackly cackle, casting everybody in a bright glow as purple brick lines all of the walls surrounding them. While the Red Team try to get their bearings in the foreground, in the background we can see Dormin, the sudden attack of light piercing their form as large wisps of smoke erode from their back as if casting off a second skin.]
[As they hunch over to the floor in their usual demonic self, something seems to drop out of their body, but it isn’t long before we get a good glimpse at what it is as we get a medium shot of Luigi and Reagan tumbling out of their body, landing to the ground faraway from everybody else. Luigi rubs his arm in pair as the both of them get up, confusion taking over his face as he looks back to the two of them in surprise while Reagan merely dusts down her coat.]
LUIGI: What the heck was that? How did we-
REAGAN: Big guy over there’s made of shadow-
DORMIN: We are technically not a ‘guy’, we are many.
REAGAN: Big enby over there’s made of shadow, so they can expand their body and take up all the space where light hasn’t overtaken it.
LUIGI: …And that means?
REAGAN: I shot that light so you’d be in shadow, Dormin would catch you and try to carry you so we can leave out the front door. Or that would be the case if the asshat controlling this place didn’t remember where the light switch was.
LUIGI: And why are you here?
REAGAN: I wanna go to bed and we can’t do that until all of this is over. Now come on!
[Reagan grabs onto Luigi’s arm, gripping him tightly as the two try their best to make their escape, Dormin slowly stomping behind them, as they sweep past the camera, we notice the two lone members of the Green Team watching by, cutting to close-ups of Nacho and John as the former whispers to himself.]
NACHO: Son of a- mhmph!
[His whisper is soon snuffed by John’s cracked palm covering his teammate’s face, a mix of disgust and anger covering it while John hushes him, staring up towards the screen. As we soon cut to a wide shot it’s revealed that everybody else is doing the same, the camera slowly tilting up to reveal a large TV screen slowly whirring to life before we get a good glimpse at the picture itself.]
[As the screen fills the frame, it soon bursts into life as Crow can be seen, spinning around in an office chair before adjusting himself accordingly, a heavy hand over his waist caressing a bulky box with a large red button on it as if it were a small cat, and a razor-sharp smile piercing his face with cruel delight. It isn’t long before he starts to speak, his voice echoing all across the room as he addresses the players.]
CROW: Sorry we can’t meet face-to-face, but don’t worry, there probably won’t be anythin’ left by the time I walk outta here! So, you freed your friends, big deal! I’d say I’d clap but I’d break the bones I have left in my good hand, but let’s be honest, I’m not gonna clap for any of you losers!
[The camera motions back down for a brief second to focus on Mizuki and Ibuki, the two girls staring up at the screen slightly bored with Crow’s drivel as we hear a small crackly tune coming from Aiba just to make sure her partner doesn’t fall asleep. The same can’t be said for Ibuki as while her face remains bored, her fingers grip tightly on the neck of her guitar, all the while Crow continues to speak.]
CROW: Well, hate to burst your bubbles, but the show’s over!
BEN: Is it? Who won?
[We cut over to the Red Team again for a brief second, Noelle, Ben, and Negative man present on each third of the frame respectively. A slightly hopeful glimmer shines on the teen’s face at the news of the show ending before Noelle buts his shoulder while Negative Man to his right whispers.]
NEGATIVE MAN: It isn’t actually literal, kid. Camera’s are still rolling.
NOELLE: Yeah, and I doubt he can actually hear us.
CROW: I can’t hear ya, but I’m leaving these big pauses for you to scream inbetween. Anyway-
[The camera soon begins to slowly sweep around to the Blue Team as they listen on, trying their best to remain close as a group as some listen intently, while others like Doll, Caine and even Kuzan seem to be near close to passing out or just straight up not caring at all.]
CROW: Ya think you can just waltz into my place and try and take what isn’t yours? Nah, not how that works. I let you run around thinking you were safe but now it’s time for me to actually get serious.
[As Crow’s voice echoes and lingers around the entire stretch of the room, the camera soon follows Reagan and Luigi trudging through darkness on their way out for a good few seconds before they suddenly run to a complete stop as Reagan crashes into something. The camera remains rigid as Luigi looks down at his teammate, now covered in shadow once more as they remain out of Crow’s sight.]
REAGAN: Think I hit a wall, be careful…
PLAGUE KNIGHT: A wall?! I’ll have you know that-
REAGAN: Oh, perfect.
[With a familiar squawk screeching out from the shadows, the camera begins to slowly zoom out as Reagan begins to get back on her feet, grabbing a flashlight from her pocket as she starts to shine it right in front of her. The beam covers the left half of the frame, revealing Yukong and Plague Knight on the other side, the latter still bitter about being bumped into, but the former being excited, especially upon seeing who they’ve ran into.]
YUKONG: Luigi! Glad to see you’re still in one piece!
LUIGI: Yeah, now c’mon, we gotta get out of here!
[Luigi soon steps forward, a determined look in his eyes in his first few steps, but that’s soon replaced by a look of surprise as a mysterious scrunching noise can be heard just nearby. He steps in place and the scuffle of the scrunch can still be heard as Luigi bends down and picks up an object off the floor. In his hands lies a mysterious small brown package, Luigi carefully observing the flimsy plastic all the while we can hear snippets of Crow’s muffled monologue in the background.]
CROW: Now, you’re in for quite a surprise. You should be generous that I’m even considering it, but hey, I’m in a giving mood. I just hope you like what I got ya cause there’s no way I can return it!
[Soon everyone huddles together around Luigi, noticing the strange package before Reagan snatches it, a curious look covering her face before she steps away, that curiosity soon replaced with boredom. The camera starts to zoom out to a far-away shot, barely catching everybody in the mass heap of shadows they’re surrounded in, but we can still hear their voices, and of course Crow’s too.]
REAGAN: It’s probably just junk, come on, let’s go.
CROW: You might wanna take a step back for this…
[Reagan goes to throw away the mysterious package without any care in her volley, but before it can even flop unceremoniously to the ground, a small flash of orange and white emanates from the small thing. That light soon splinters and grows in size, a large boom echoing from it as the package suddenly explodes, the camera and even the room shaking as soon the entire group is covered in light, revealing Dormin just nearby too. The sudden blast knocks them off their feet as dust and rubble covers the screen, plunging them into shadow as a large hunk of wall pierces the rightmost side of the screen, cutting them off from everybody else.]
[A split-second after, we quickly cut over to the other side as the explosion soon affects the rest of the room, shaking violently as lights flicker in the chaos for a brief moment, everybody soon turning their heads, even Crow behind that screen seems somewhat surprised by the sudden burst. We see in the background the thick chunk of rubble separating everybody from the splinters of the Green Team. We soon focus on N as he digs into his pockets, lifting his voice somewhat trying his best to act calm to everyone around in a cool close-up that slowly zooms out and pans out to reveal Crow’s sudden reaction.]
N: Well, at least now we know what his plan was.
CROW: That was weird… Anyway, now onto what I was actually going to do!
[With a voracious smile, Crow’s fists slams down on the button, almost breaking it entirely as a loud siren starts to blare throughout the room, bathing the bricked cage in a thick layer of red light as a whirring noise from overhead can be heard. In the background something drops down, causing N to turn around swiftly, but it isn’t long before we’re met with the aftermath of the explosion from the other side.]
[Reagan’s flashlight darts around aimlessly, shining onto whatever she can find as a wave of coughing from everyone around can be heard. The thin rings of light around their necks pierce through the ensuing darkness before their coughing is suddenly replaced with a strange yell, as if someone is yanking them, and sure enough, the lights begin to jerk sharply to the left side of the frame, barrelling completely before being snuffed out as their taken out of sight and out of the frame itself.]
[We return right back to the main part of the room, seemingly focusing on nothing at first before something slowly starts to rise and make itself known as a hunk of purple plastic with two large yellow lights start to shine under the harsh red lights up above. In the background, more of these mechanical menaces start to rise too before they flash a row of razor-sharp teeth, partly because they’re actual razors. The camera quickly zooms out to reveal their true appearance – standing on two bulky legs with thin silver piping protruding from their torsos for makeshift limbs. Normal hands replaced w8th rusting buzzsaws and sharp spikes poking out of their shoulders as all of them start to whirr their blades in a sickening delight, all the while the players to the left side of the frame move back slightly in shock and surprise.]
CROW: Now ‘cause of stupid rules and this even stupider bangle around my neck, I’ not allowed to do the right thing and kill ya. But I can slow ya down an awful lot!
[Crow’s maniacal, excited voice bounces around the room as we suddenly cut over to the big screen once more, focusing on the shot as he leans in closer to the camera. His grin widens as we see more and more of his pearly great whites while off-screen his boxed hand fiddles with something to make the lights dim and try to present him as sinister while he continues.]
CROW: I’ll be watching every step you dare to make, and don’t try any funny business, okay? That’s my job! Hope ya like my voice cause you’re gonna hear it an awful lot in this challenge. Anyways, as the French say… sayonara…
[The monitor seemingly hangs on a freeze-frame of Crow, staring down the barrel of his camera while off-screen we hear thumping and thudding, as the camera slowly starts to pan down to the actual action below, he suddenly unfreezes, frustrating glaring at the screen as he tries to poke and prod at it to turn it off before erupting into a stream of static.]
[The camera rests entirely on his mechanical makeshift soldiers, still continuing to whirr their blades as the cast stand and stare, not long after getting a close-up glimpse of the Blue Team as we focus on Caine, Rayman, Miku, and Kuzan. Rayman gets a determined look on his face as he arches back, whirring his fist into a melee maelstrom while Miku tries lifting her axe off the ground, all the while Caine bumps up next to Kuzan and speaks to him.]
CAINE: You know, you gave us quite a shock there! I thought for sure that you’d break or two from that fall, now I owe that adorable little fluffball down there 50 bucks!
[He motions towards Komasan as his wisps pop up from the bottom of the frame for a brief moment, Miku finally managing to get a steady hold on her weapon while Rayman continues to wind up his attack, staring down the camera as he does. We continue the brief conversation as the camera flips angles, showing a glimpse of the robots as they begin to step towards the players, light searing from their eyes while the two of them remain seemingly none the wiser.]
CAINE: Oh well. I’m just glad it wasn’t an organ this time – I hate it when something so trivial ends up resulting in meaningless violence…
[Just as Caine finishes his wistful remark, Rayman’s fist is suddenly sent flying as it rockets straight from the middle of the frame, hitting the robot square in the jaw as it tumbles down to the ground, Kuzan quickly snapping his head to notice that while Caine keeps his gaze towards his teammate, a usual excitable flair now present in his voice.]
CAINE: Except when it’s fun like this!
[Murmuring starts to pour out from the crowd as a few brave players step forward, ready to face off against the other drones, all the while Rayman steps forward to properly inspect his blow, the camera following him with every step as a few concerned voices follow behind him.]
VIVIAN: Is it really dead from that?
RAYMAN: Looks like it.
[The camera focuses on a medium shot of Rayman, running his hand through his hair as he boasts a bright smile, cackling slightly to himself as he remarks at just how easy that was.]
RAYMAN: C’mon, ya not gonna fight back? At least try you bucket of bo-
[Just as he says that, a buzzsaw sweeps in from the bottom of the frame, fixed upon some strange silver piping as it swipes the thin slice of air between Rayman’s head and his bangle. As he does, he suddenly falls silent and inert before his head inexplicably starts to slump to the left before completely lopping itself off. We snap over to the floor as a pair of hands quickly dives in to catch Rayman, his confident stare now replaced with an arrogant glare as the camera slowly zooms out, revealing his catcher to be Mizuki, now gripping him by the thin ginger strands of his hair.]
[In the background, we can see everyone else as they suddenly prepare to strike back, racing forward and cocking their guns towards the off-screen robots just as Mizuki pulls out a pipe from her hoodie, blue lights along its silver surface whirring to life as she strikes the ground, but not before hearing from Rayman once more.]
RAYMAN: Shoulda kept my mouth shut.
AIBA: How is he talking, let alone still alive?
MIZUKI: Beats me, but we gotta beat up some robots now. Hope you’re ready, Aiba!
AIBA: I was programmed to be ready.
[The camera quickly snaps around to the ensuing fight, witnessing each player trying their hardest to keep up with the mechanical menaces as we try our best to keep up. The sounds of saws scratching and screaming against other metal and sharp stabs of breaths from each player fill the air as everyone tries their best to fend off the ensuing threat.]
[We cut to a close-up of the robot’s foot, a puddle of shadow slowly seeping from under them before Vivian’s hand grabs a hold, trying her best to keep the thing steady as we sharply pan up to a close-up of the robot, trying it’s best to move. Before it can however, it receives an axe directly in its now mangled head, slowly zooming out as Miku tries her best to get it directly out of there, before resting at a point to reveal Doll in the foreground, slowly watching the ensuing chaos as all the sound suddenly starts to dissipate.]
[As we zoom in on her face, eyes becoming more and more faded by the second, she’s suddenly booted back into reality as a white-sleeved arm buts her in the shoulder, zooming out to reveal N as he fixed his hat atop his scalp, a small smile on his face as his voice breaks out from the sudden silence.]
N: Hope this ain’t offensive to you or anything!
[Doll seems unfazed by this comment, only giving her team-mate a passing glaze as he quickly moves out of the shot, leaving her all alone in the centre of it as the audio quickly comes back, her eyes slowly scanning something off-screen before she focuses on something to her right in the midst of all this chaos.]
[We snap over to another robot, slashing and trying to hack away at a group off-screen to seemingly no avail, but its attention is quickly turned elsewhere as we hear a sharp whistle strike through everything. As it slowly crooks its head, it’s suddenly smashed over as a guitar comes crashing through the top of the frame, one hand firmly on the neck while the other strums violently at its strings, playing a violent and sludgy melody. To no-one’s surprise, Ibuki is revealed to be the mysterious player, banging her head to a mysterious inaudible tune, hair violently exploding in every direction before she suddenly throws her guitar out of the frame.]
[We focus on it spinning through mid-air, flying right through the cacophony before Ibuki grabs it effortlessly with a single jump, sliding through the air as she screams triumphantly before barreling across the floor like a spiked bowling ball. She eventually tries to stop herself as she places a foot and a knee onto the floor, applying some friction as the floor screams in time with her and the guitar. With one fell swoop and a wide shot, Ibuki slashes the guitar with her pick once more, revealing a line of broken scrap of metal behind her before smashing the guitar to the floor once more.]
IBUKI: Someone hand Ibuki some water, ‘cause she made something fire!
[She may be the only one smiling at her one-liner but she screams silently, pretending to be a roaring crowd around her as she gets back up on her feet. As she does, we suddenly transition into a side shot with Ibuki’s back to the left of the frame, nothing in the blank spade taking up the right before suddenly a swinging saw tries to get one last slash at the girl. However, it’s quickly swiped away not by Ibuki, but by a pipe as some slight crunching and grunting is heard off-screen, catching Ibuki’s attention as she turns around. We reveal in a wide shot that Mizuki is busy bashing the bot’s brains in with surprising swiftness before stepping away, looking over to her fellow guest host with a smile.]
MIZUKI: Here, hold this one sec.
[She suddenly tosses Rayman’s head into the air before quickly disappearing out of sight and out of the frame, Rayman screaming slightly as Ibuki prepares herself to catch him, but before she can get the chance, a stretched crimson arm reaches in from the left of the frame, catching Rayman by the strands of his hair as he calls out.]
RAYMAN: Ow! Hey!
CAINE: Thank you!
[Caine’s arm flies off at breakneck speed once more, taking a piece of Rayman with him again as the camera follows his sharp and short journey. Caine is revealed to be standing directly over John and Nacho as they try their best to fend off their foes, all the while Caine hands over them precariously, as if a floating ringmaster without a proper head holding someone’s disembodied head in their hands is a normal sight.]
NACHO: Hey! With that getup, you’re like a magician, right?
CAINE: Well I guess I am like a magician-
NACHO: Can you pull some kinda trick to just make these things disappear?
[Caine’s jaws close around his eyes, furrowed in offence at Nacho’s question before crossing his arms in a huff, his booming voice drowning out Rayman’s gasps and pleas for help as he gets scrunched in his team-mate’s limbs.]
CAINE: No, what do you take me for? Some kind of magical macguffin to mop up a mess? I can’t just make people disappear.
RAYMAN: Help-
JOHN: Well what can you do then?
CAINE: Just this.
[With a sharp snap of his fingers, the robots in front of John and Nacho suddenly disappear in a single frame, catching the two remaining Green Team members off-guard. As they suddenly realise just what happened, smiles slowly cracking over their faces as Caine uncrosses his arms, finally allowing Rayman’s head to get some fresh air as he desperately gasps.]
JOHN: Oh my Lord, it actually worked!
NACHO: You son of a bitch, you can do magic!
CAINE: That wasn’t magic, my brother from a less-fortunate mother! They’ve simply spawned to somewhere else on the map!
JOHN: So that means… they’re someone else’s problem now… Great! Now we can focus on finding Luigi and a way out!
[Excited, John grabs the neck of his bayonet, ready to haul ass out of the frame but not before suddenly being stopped as Rayman asks a question.]
RAYMAN: Does anyone know where my body went?
NACHO: Oh uh, the robots were attacking it in revenge at first before you two arrived. Then it attacked us. Then they attacked us. So, if I had to guess wherever those busted hunks of scrap are, that’s where your body is too.
RAYMAN: Great …
CAINE: Aw, don’t pout my friend, I’m sure it’ll fall on someone in no time!
[We finally see what the Red Team is getting up to, and it seems like they’re right in the thick of it, the camera focusing on a struggle between a large hulking robot and Noelle, the former pinning the latter down to the ground as she tries to bat it with a staff, but it barely makes a dent despite Noelle’s best attempts and silent swearing under her breath.]
NOELLE: Come on you stupid… Gaagh!!
[The robot’s bulky foot presses itself against Noelle’s chest, crushing it further down as she tries her best to peel it away but to no avail, we cut between close-ups of the robot’s and her face, it possessing a wide cruel smile while she is possessed to mumble something under her breath. Before we hear a peep of her silent whisper, the robot starts to rear its arm upwards, extending it more and more into a sickening stretch as it starts to shine and buzz in excitement.]
[Before it could land any sort of blow however, a bandaged arm suddenly tries to punch at the piping, doing nothing but delaying the attack as a soft whine can be heard off-screen, catching the audience’s and robot’s attention as it slowly rears its head away from Noelle.]
NAKANAKA: The heck…? That should have knocked it clean off…! Must be francium or something…
[We slowly zoom out to reveal Nakanaka, nursing her knuckles slightly from the blow while in the foreground, the hunk of metal begins to slowly rise and focus its attention on her. With a slight cock of the head a whirr of its body, it focuses its aim towards Nakanaka before cutting back to her, a confident smile washed over her face as she prepares herself for the next attack, slowly raising out her palm.]
NAKANAKA: So, a punch can’t break you. Big deal – well, how about you get a taste of this? Super Electro Energetic Hyper-!!
[Before she can finish the name of her awesome attack, we cut to a close-up of the arm as a mysterious presence grabs onto it, a tight fist made of a strange black substance that smokes and steams a sickly green aura that jumps out like sketchy lines on a drawing. As the robot slowly clicks its head to notice this presence, another fist comes in to scratch the face, the green presence searing right through it and corroding the metal like wet tissue. It isn’t long before we cut back to the arm revealing a burnt and crumpled up noddle of an arm as it breaks in two, slowly collapsing down to the ground with a heavy thud.]
[As the camera zooms out, we see a large silhouette standing over the mass of metal, that sickly green radiating around it as it cracks and whips at the air surround it, the camera slowly pulling back as it notices Nakanaka behind it, trying to get into the same pose as the girl. As Nakanaka stares at this thing, we see it reflect in her eye before it slowly starts to dissipate, a curt smile appearing on her face just as Negative Man rises up in the background behind her, his body language seemingly dazed and sluggish as he raggedly breaths, all the while Nakanaka celebrates her achievement.]
NAKANAKA: Hm, it seems I just unlocked something deep within me, my very own familiar! I shall use them whenever I need it, which won’t be often!
NEGATIVE MAN: Thank God…!
[The camera soon sweeps around to show the rest of the team trying their best to fend off Crow’s companions as Noelle gets back on her feet, immediately getting back into the fight, slowly bawling her hand into a sharp fist before cutting over to Ben and Millie, the former now carrying a taser while the latter still carries onto her trigger happy tendencies. But as the robot continues to approach them from the left of the frame and they slowly back away into the right, they hit a dead end. No matter how many shocks or rounds are fired into the purple plastic exterior, the robot still continues to stalk them.]
[Just before the robot arches their blade, Ben lunges the taser directly into their neck, just as something flies into the back of the robot’s neck – in motion it’s too fast to make out, but it splashes and collides with the bolts in Ben’s hands. Both he and the robot are suddenly jerked around in a dance of static, the robot’s neck fizzing and smoking from the strange projectile as something wet appears to drip down its back. Before long, the robot’s eyes dim as it crashes unceremoniously to the ground, Ben dropping the taser and immediately swatting his hand in the air as he curses under his breath, trying to deal with the pain.]
BEN: Son of a-! It burns, man! Jesus… What the hell was that?
[Millie peeks her head around to get a better look at it, but as she does, the same strange substance is suddenly flown her way right across her face as what appears to be water suddenly splashes her, smearing some of her makeup. She quickly retaliates and cocks her gun towards this unknown assailant but before she can we hear a familiar voice try to hold her fire.]
NOELLE: Relax, okay?!
[The camera suddenly sweeps around as we see a far shot of Noelle, conjuring some water around her hand as she gets back up on her feet, the substance quickly drops down and splashes to the ground as she straightens herself up, that usual glare present on her face as she checks in on her teammates.]
NOELLE: It’s just water.
BEN: I think your water burned my hand!
NOELLE: Sure, complain all you want, way better than getting it cut off!
[Out of the corner of the frame, Sayori soon makes her way into the scene, grabbing a piece of rubble down on the ground to try and defend herself with. As she weighs the light rock in her hands, Noelle takes notice, soon cutting to a close-up shot of the two of them as Noelle thinks in silence before batting Sayori on the shoulder with her staff. Sayori accidentally drops her rock, but before she can grab it, Noelle quickly grabs her attention instead.]
NOELLE: Take it.
SAYORI: You sure about this?
NOELLE: This stick isn’t gonna smash to pieces after just one blow. Last chance.
[After a few moments of silence, Sayori soon sheepishly wraps her hands around the long piece of wood as Noelle runs her hand through one of her twintails, pretending not to care but still giving a quick glance here or there towards Sayori. We suddenly cut to an overhead view, witnessing the aftermath of the entire scrap, some players still standing, most on the floor exhausted, and a few still missing – but the robots remain in a pile down on the floor, broken and busted into bolts and brittle.]
[We can still hear the faint hum of the red lights overhead, drowning out the entire room for a brief second before the entire room becomes illuminated in normal white light, casting a warm yet still somewhat sterile glow over the entire room. The sudden change catches everyone’s attention, slowly looking up to the lights before a clicking noise can be heard and suddenly large rungs of metal start shooting down from the ceiling, descending rapidly before becoming taut and solid.]
[The players witness this as we cut to a close-up of these things, Doll close to the camera as she bears witness to three sets of ladders along the edge of the wall where the TV resides, leading up to small exits within the ceiling itself. While everyone else remains silent, Doll suddenly takes a few sudden steps towards it, the camera zooming out to reveal everyone slowly watching her as she climbs the first step.]
[Before long, she starts to ascend, hearing the sound of metal banging against metal off-screen as the camera focuses on the large horde of players, remaining silent for just a brief moment before a little squeak is heard and someone decides to start the fireworks.]
NEGATIVE MAN: C’mon! We gotta get outta here!
[Negative Man pushes past the crowd, dragging Sayori with him as the two of them make their way towards the ladder right next to Doll’s, directly to the right of the frame as we cut to close-ups of each ladder. Before long, the entire room suddenly bursts into a large barrage of noise and pushing as everyone tries their best to scramble their way out of the cage, a few voices poking and bruising their way to the audience’s ears.]
MIKU: No fair, I was here first!
GOJO: It ain’t a race everybody.
NOELLE: Yes it is, you idiot!
KOMASAN: Can someone help me up, I need a lil boost!
[In the midst of this chaos however, two players remain bolted to the ground as the camera cuts over to Kuzan, remaining unbothered and unfazed by everything, and N, trying his best to move as he holds onto his larger teammate’s arm, hoping to drag him along. But despite all his strain and the sweat, Kuzan remains bolted to the ground as N drops face-down to the ground, just now Kuzan decides to take his first couple of steps as N tries to recover, a slight scowl on his face as he gets up.]
[As he fixed his hat back onto his bushy scalp, he notices out of the corner of his eye Caine and Rayman, or what’s left of him, the camera quickly changing to a close-up of N’s side, his two teammates barely poking out from the frame as he suddenly flips to a smile once more before speaking to Caine casually.]
N: Hey, you can fly right?
CAINE: I can? Thanks for reminding me!
N: Yeah, so can you just lift me u- Hey, HEY WAIT!!
[But Caine doesn’t wait, mid-sentence Caine suddenly starts to float off the ground, almost rolling in a playful manner as Rayman braces himself for what’s gonna happen next as the two of them leave N back down on the ground. We follow their journey for a brief moment before the camera rests on the ladders once more, watching everybody try and climb their way up, the ladders themselves rolling against the large TV against the wall. We focus on Nacho, rushing slightly as he tries to scale two steps at a time, but just as he reaches the middle of the frame, the TV screen suddenly turns on, catching him off-guard as he almost slips, tripping up Mizuki underneath him.]
[The screen itself shows Crow once more, a large scowling eye pressed against the monitor as he tries his best to observe what’s presented before he backs away from the camera, his tone annoyed as ever as he starts to talk, all the while the players keep on climbing.]
CROW: Oh, you’re climbing them now? Sure, why not? Not like I had plans or anythin’… Bunch of stupid sacks, no wonder all of you are gonna become d- GAAAGH!
[The sudden shock from the collar surprised Crow to take a massive step back as we instead cut to the holes in the ceiling, the contestants now starting to crawl inside all the while we can hear Crow trying his best to recover.]
CROW: Okay! I forgot, not supposed to talk about that. Jeez, you prudes… Anyway, I just hope you enjoy what’s coming to ya next, cause I’m really lookin’ forward to it.
[Just as the last person starts to crawl into their vent, we cut to an overhead shot of the ruined bots once more, the pile remaining static and dead for a few long moments but it isn’t long before something starts to twitch within the bloodbath of bots, just as Crow signs off.]
CROW: Word of advice. Don’t look back…
[The screen suddenly shuts off as do the lights, but the shot itself isn’t plunged into darkness as yellow streams of light start to burst through the robot’s arms, torches through the darkness as one robot seemingly starts to make their way away from their fallen comrades. Before we can get a good glimpse at this though, we suddenly cut to a different place entirely, revealing a cramped and squashed elevator shaft, whirring and rumbling as it slowly starts to ascend.]
[The sound of cheesy stock music blares through warbled speakers, creating a discordant and off tone while inside we find the lost contestants smushed inside with Reagan staring down the camera with her usual tired glare, to her sides she holds Luigi tightly while Plague Knight and Yukong try to find some breathing room. The shot drags on for a few uncomfortable seconds before everything comes to a halt, and it isn’t long before we’re ejected out of this space and return to something familiar – the hole in the wall from before.]
[It’s still the same dark, drab place as usual with thin wisps of light poking right through where the entrance is, however in the darkness we can see Dormin’s eyes piercing directly through it, their presence soon accompanied by everyone else’s. We hear a loud ding echo through the maw and Reagan’s flashlight slashing haphazardly through the web as they soon make their way towards the hole, cautiously rearing themselves towards the wall itself and not taking a foot outside, even if some impatiently protest.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Okay. Query one: Why can’t I step outside?
LUIGI: Because we can’t step outside just yet.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Alright then. Query two: Why aren’t we stepping outside?
REAGAN: Because you’re gonna throw those bombs around and be a danger to everyone.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Point taken, but alas query three: Why-
YUKONG: We’re just not! Okay?
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Fine fine, spare me the melodrama, good grief…
[We return to the long winding hall from before, seeing the blemish directly in the same spot as before as everybody tries to poke their heads out to see whether the coast is clear, eyes darting around for a second before Plague Knight manages to squeeze his way through, popping out to everyone’s annoyance.]
YUKONG: No, come on!
[Yukong tries her best to grab any inch of Plague Knight’s cloak but fails as the camera cuts to his armoured boots hopping over the lazy robot in the ground, a slight spring in his step as he flutters down to the ground, the camera slowly starting to tilt up as he looks around. As he moves his beak to and fro, we cut back over to the inside of the hole, seeing Plague Knight outside clearly in the middle of the frame while everyone else bunkers to the borders of the hole, keeping a close eye on their loose cannon as he raises his arms wide.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Nothing around us, nothing above us, nothing below us. Now stop being so worrisome and come along already! Or are you all too terrified of any rampaging robots around? Hee-Hee-Hee…
[With a sharp cackle, Plague Knight gleefully steps his way out of the hole and out of the frame as the others reluctantly soon follow him, slowly stepping out of the darkness one by one as they brace themselves for what’s about to come next. Immediately after Dormin starts to pour out of the shadows, we cut over to the others, now crawling through a barely-lit cramped tunnel, their hands and knees sending slight shockwaves as they try and journey their way through a winding maze of vents.]
[We focus on particular on one vent, Doll seemingly leading the charge but by her gaze and her head always looking straight ahead, she seems a little out of it, directly behind her lies a small platoon with Mizuki and Ibuki following behind her, Ibuki trying her best to look straight ahead while Mizuki keeps a determined glare on her face. In her hand with an iron grip lies her iron pipe, clashing against the seemingly iron surroundings around her as we cut to a close-up of the girl, the sounds of banging metal parading to the drum of her hands before Aiba speaks to her.]
AIBA: Mizuki, do you have any idea where exactly we’re going?
MIZUKI: Nope.
IBUKI: Why did it sound like you said something with a smile?
AIBA: If you’re not going to be cautious about this, at least check in on the contestants.
MIZUKI: Fine, hey…. You!
AIBA: You don’t even know her name?
MIZUKI: Haven’t really talked much to her. Do you?
[At that question, Aiba slowly starts to roll around in the girl’s socket, completely ignoring the question as we pull back, getting a good glimpse at all three girls as they crawl into the unknown.]
AIBA: …These appear to be the ventilation systems to the castle-
MIZUKI: Don’t change the subject.
IBUKI: Hey Doll! Any idea on where we are?
[Doll doesn’t respond, the camera quickly responds with a close-up of her unrelenting face, staring slightly into space while her body remains active, repeating the same motions over and over again. The mechanical girl’s hair and beanie block out the guest hosts behind her, although with the darkness around them they’d likely be consumed by the shadows either way. Doll remains unresponsive while Mizuki and Ibuki pass the time, their voices echoing in the hollow metal they find themselves in.]
MIZUKI: It’s weird that we’ve been crawling in a straight line for minutes now, right? You’d expect a curve or something.
IBUKI: Ibuki thinks it’s a miracle that these vents manage to fit all of us inside! That and she went last.
MIZUKI: Why’s that?
IBUKI: Well Ibuki’s wearing-
[Before Ibuki can finish her sentence, she’s suddenly cut off by a loud but quick screech as suddenly Doll completely falls out of the frame, a light stream of light flowing down from the bottom of the frame where she descended. Ibuki and Mizuki are understandably taken aback by the loud noise before they slowly start to realise their missing person, Mizuki quietly mumbling to herself before Aiba speaks her mind.]
AIBA: Try and look out for grates below you as well.
MIZUKI: You could have told us sooner!
[We focus on yet another close-up of Doll’s face, her orange eye slowly flickering as it fills the frame, some slight crackling noises running through the scene as all other sound appears to be muted, although we do hear some strange hums and thuds as Doll slowly goes to get off of the ground. Her movements appear slow and sluggish, as if the camera randomly decided to go slow-motion on a whim, but as the camera pulls back we start to hear a thin buzz of static just as Doll witnesses something off-screen.]
[It isn’t long before the camera sweeps around, revealing a small group of robots, small in stature but carrying large chunks of metal with belts wrapped with bullets slowly being fed into them. Doll simply watches on before the camera tilts up, revealing the vent up above snaking across the ceiling as they point their weapons towards it. However, as we hear a sharp shriek of metal against metal, Doll quickly turns around, her eyes now wide and blood-orange as she focuses her attention to something rattling away on the floor, slowly approaching the camera as the static seems to get louder and louder.]
[As she crouches down to silently pick this foreign object up, she becomes sharper in the frame, everything else blurring out into slight shadow as the eyes of the robot’s behind her slowly blink open. As her arm pulls back into view, nestled tightly in her hand appears to be a kitchen knife with some strange black markings on the thick blade, Doll’s eyes remain fixed on it as the static around her becomes deafening to the audience. The knife lays there in a close-up of her palm, now dripping a thick oil from its sharp tip, pouring down into the murky blackness around her as we start to hear slight hums and wails poke out from the static, muddled underneath it but still unmistakably there.]
[Doll’s eyes remain fixated on this blade, returning to a quick close-up of one of them as they slowly start to turn a more crimson shade just as the chorus of strange cries comes to a head. Anticlimactically, we cut away from the scene below and instead move over to the vents again just as Mizuki and Ibuki angle themselves over, trying to get a good glance down below, although Ibuki is more impatient than the younger girl in front of her.]
IBUKI: Come on!! You’ve had your turn, Ibuki can see and hear way better than you, you’ve only got one eye technically!
[Despite the annoyed cadence in her words, Ibuki’s face paints a different story, looking slightly worried with a nervous smile, while as we cut to a close-up of Mizuki she remains silent just as Aiba frantically spins around in the girl’s socket, trying her best to scan the area before falling straight ahead, catching Mizuki’s attention.]
MIZUKI: Well? Can we get her or not?
AIBA: She’s not an organic lifeform Mizuki, I can’t sense her even if I tried… But…
MIZUKI: But what?
AIBA: Mizuki. Duck.
MIZUKI: Duck?
IBUKI: No, her name’s Doll.
AIBA: Now!
[At Aiba’s sudden serious shift in her voice, Mizuki’s eye blares wide before she reaches out of the frame, grabbing Ibuki by her collar before the two of them violently crash down for cover just as a thin stream of light cracks over them and a loud bang echoes across the vents. The two of them slowly rise up as we hear some slight thumping nearby before a faraway voice echoes across the tight chamber.]
SAYORI: Anyone hurt down there?
MILLIE: Or dead?
BEN: How are they going to respond if they’re dead?
[Mizuki lets out a slight sigh of relief before we stare down the darkness, seeing a thin strip of red light straight ahead before barreling out of the shadows comes Millie, still brandishing a shotgun close to her chest. She squints her sulphuric yellow eyes before immediately cracking them wide open as she stares down the camera, a wide bucktoothed smile soon cracking over her face as she sees the two guest host off-screen.]
MILLIE: Howdy! Sorry ‘bout that!
MIZUKI: You better be!
BEN: You guys lost as well?
IBUKI: Nah, we’ve just been walking for ages down the same straight line. Ibuki needs some turning otherwise she’s gonna scream!
SAYORI: You scream all the time, don’t you?
IBUKI: Yeah, but this time it’s because Ibuki’s pissed! She never gets like this!!
[When we cut back over to Mizuki, Millie starts to squeeze her way into the frame, her shadow being cast right in front of the camera but the focus still remaining on Mizuki directly in the centre of the frame, a cautious eye glancing over the three Red Team members before she speaks once more.]
MIZUKI: Anyway, we were following the robot girl ahead of us before she dropped right down this hole.
[As Mizuki pats down the side of the large vacant hole in front of her, Millie immediately cranes her neck down before we pull back, the camera showing a side view of everyone inside the slightly cramped vent, surrounded by nothing but darkness as Millie peers into the void below.]
SAYORI: Should we help her out?
MILLIE: I dunno, I only got so many bullets…
SAYORI: Wait, really?! I thought with how much you’ve been firing you would have had like infinite ammo!
MILLIE: Infinite ammo ain’t a thing, girl. I’m an imp not a magician.
BEN: Yeah, besides she’s on the Blue Team now – we need to focus on getting Sayori outta here.
IBUKI: Weren’t you on the Blue Team before?
BEN: S-So? Let them lose for once, it’s about time they do.
MIZUKI: Wow. Can’t believe you’d say something like that when a poor defenceless robot girl is down there. She could be in danger for all we know-
MILLIE: Actually…
[A slight smile forms on Millie’s face before it turns into a wide bucktoothed grin, sparks of excitement crackling within her eyes as she readies to cock her gun once more before lifting her head back up to face Mizuki.]
MILLIE: She’s holdin’ up okay!
[The screen cuts to black momentarily before we’re suddenly thrust into a cacophony of slicing and stabbing, infrequent frames of thin metal poking through cheap purple plastic as wires and piping stream out of the wounds. With each cut, the static from before grows in intensity more and more, the blare as well growing more intense and sharper just as the knife pokes through with more power and hostility, slowly raising up for the final cut before suddenly cutting to black.]
[When we cut back to something visible, we see Doll, hunched over a wide mountain of metal, her hand slowly reaching in before thrusting hard down at the pile, more and more power going into each thrust as we only hear the sounds of gargling and fizzing, everything else remaining deathly silent. However, just as Doll leans forward, her metallic hands tearing into the pile with a strange hum emanating from her, a lone robot starts to appear right in front of the camera, its feet slowly stomping its way over to her as it slowly starts to uncover the frame it’s blocking. For a brief moment, we see a gun to its side, slowly whirring and cocking as the belt of bullets bounce slightly with each step.]
[Just as it prepares to take another blast, we hear the sound of something falling to the ground before the camera shakes from the impact, before long a loud bang starts to rip and bleed into the air as a large hole tears itself into the solid head of the robot. From the fresh cavernous pit, bathed in slight shadow and red light from up above, we can see a figure directly pointing a shotgun at the camera, their tail dangling slightly to the left before the robot completely collapses. In the seemingly peaceful aftermath, we cut to a side shot of Millie as she pulls the gun back towards her, but she can only rest for a second before we start to hear something start to run towards her.]
[We sharply pull back, revealing Doll branding her knife, now thick with that same liquid from before and a manic red ring around her eyes as she holds her arm up above. Just as she prepares to make yet another killing blow however, Millie quickly reacts, slamming her hoof down onto Doll’s foot as it digs down into the metal, her crimson fingers wrapping around the arm before she grunts, lifting the mechanical girl up before slamming her down onto the ground.]
[She looks down at her fallen foe, eyes squinting just slightly to try and get a better look before they crack wide open, biting her lip slightly in concern while the others watch on from the hole up above, Millie slowly mouths the word ‘fuck…’ to herself before suddenly bolting to the right of the frame, ducking out of the frame as the others take notice, the red team’s eyes growing wide slightly as Sayori covers her mouth slightly as they notices the sigh off-screen.]
IBUKI: Can someone tell Ibuki what’s happening down there!?
SAYORI: Oh gosh!
BEN: No way…
LUIGI: You’ve gotta be kidding me!
[We take a break from this haphazard group and cut our attention back over to the splintered Green Team, a rare anger bellowing out from Luigi’s throat as we soon cut to what exactly he’s so mad about. We’re thrown once more into the large warping hallways of the castle, purple brick and metal piping stretching across every inch of the walls as the team themselves stand in awe at what’s in the middle of the frame. Where the large wound that made the front entrance was before has now been bolted shut with layer upon layer of scrap metal, tightly welded and meticulously bolted like a strange metallic lasagna. Of course, Luigi takes great shock and offence to this as he wails at the loss of an early exit, even muttering fiery Italian under his breath.]
LUIGI: Ottimo lavoro, testa di cazzo. Ovviamente non ci sarebbe un'uscita! Ovviamente!! Non sei nemmeno entrato da una porta principale, non è che quel fastidioso moccioso abbia portato uno zerbino per la tua gabbia per pulirti le scarpe!!!
[As the players stand there, unsure of what to do, we focus in particular on a medium shot of Reagan, putting her hands to her hips as the gears in her mind begin to whirr and clink away behind those tired eyes, slowly pacing around the room before the camera zooms out slightly, showing Plague Knight as he lobs another freshly-brewed bomb in his hands, Dormin keeping a close and piercing eye on him. Reagan makes her way towards Yukong on the ground, the taller woman also thinking clearly in her mind as to how to make it out as Reagan squats down to her teammate, the camera tilting down accordingly.]
REAGAN: So, what do you thi-
[Before Reagan has the chance to finish her sentence, she’s suddenly cut off as something falls down into the frame, a purple smudge on the camera that falls down directly onto Yukong, but she manages to wrestle it off of her pretty quickly. As the two of them step around the strange object, keeping a cautious eye on the thing as Reagan digs deep in her pocket, the camera sweeps around to reveal a familiar sight.]
[It appears to be Rayman’s body, now separated from its master but still being able to walk upright as it stands back on its two disconnected feet, wiping dust off the hoodie like it’s nobody’s business. As the camera focuses directly on the body, it isn’t long before the other players off-screen get a glance at this strange sight.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: What in the devil is that?
[As we get a glimpse of the body, it isn’t long before we see the man himself, still tethered to Caine as it sways around a keychain around his teammate’s belt, the unenthusiastic Rayman’s hair being tied securely in a pristine bow around the thing. Wind rushes through Rayman as he closes his eyes, the camera remaining fixed on him while Caine appears to be rocketing through the vents, however it isn’t long before they come to a complete stop, causing Rayman to spin around both around and upside down, dizzying him while Caine talks in his usual happy-go-lucky voice.]
CAINE: Okie-dokie! That concludes this adventure!
[Without warning, Caine’s gloved hand comes into the frame, his middle and pointer mimicking scissors as they snip and swipe through Rayman’s hair, disconnecting him before grabbing the head entirely. A confused look erupts from Rayman’s eyes as he looks at his surroundings, only to be met with the same cold, unfeeling metal he’s been trapped in for minutes on end. As he looks towards Caine, the carney's fingers dance along the surface of the metal just underneath, tapping along to some strange beat as he looks towards Caine confused.]
RAYMAN: Why are we stopping?
CAINE: Because your adventure has just concluded! But a new one is sure to begin!
RAYMAN: What the hell are you talking about?!
[Before we get any solid answers, we cut back over to the Green Team, everyone seemingly captivated by Rayman’s body as it lies in the center of the frame, everyone in the background staring at it as it pats furiously at where its neck should be. Just as it does however, we hear something else drop down off-screen, one so heavy that it causes the ground itself to shake upon its impact as slow clicks and mechanical whirring can be heard. A few glares and worried looks make themselves known on the players as they speak out about this new arrival.]
DORMIN: Oh dear.
LUIGI: What the- What is that thing?
REAGAN: Of fucking course he had killer robots, why am I not surprised?
[The mystery continues as we cut back over to Rayman and Caine, the latter holding the former closely in his palms as the camera switches back and forth between close-ups of them while Caine gives a speech of encouragement to his cut-up comrade, although Rayman seems less than enthusiastic about listening.]
CAINE: You must understand how important community is, and there’s no better way of reaching out than helping your common man. I’ve been called some pretty nasty things before, like “Caine”, but that does stop me? No sir-ee or madam-ee. So you get down there and kick some butt on your next adventure, you hear me?!
RAYMAN: Down where? We’re stuck in here!
CAINE: Not with that attitude!
[Without warning, Caine’s gentle palms suddenly ball up into large fists, slamming down on the ground without any care in the world or for Rayman’s safety as the impact rattles the vent, causing it to creak and tilt as Caine slides his hands away. Like a magic trick, Rayman is no longer there, seemingly disappearing into thin air before the camera cuts back down to the ground floor, cutting back to his body as it slowly turns around.]
[In the background we see a beaten-up robot from before, limping slowly towards the players as we hear small clicks and whirrs from the broken bot. Glass shards dig themselves deep into where one of its eyes should be while its saw tears and marks itself into the ground like a shark through water. Smoke starts billowing out of its neck as it prepares to close the gap, Rayman’s body reading up two fists but right in front of the camera while the robot lies behind him.]
[However it stops for one second as thin dots of light crack through the air, ripping themselves into the robot’s flesh as the camera pulls back, revealing Reagan as she holds a pistol, trying to keep a good aim on the thing while Dormin rises into the frame, preparing to lunge. With a few too trigger-happy clicks, her gun fires nothing but blanks, Reagan letting out an annoyed sigh as she pats away at her pockets furiously, trying to find something, however it isn’t long before she stops, her eyes growing wide in realisation before she silently mouths to herself.]
REAGAN: Forget to get bullets earlier. Great thinking, Reagan, a-plus.
[Not a moment after, something else reaches for her attention as we hear a new voice screaming, the camera quickly snapping back over to Rayman’s body as suddenly something finally begins to drop down to its shoulders. As a thin ring of spiked metal with a blue strip of light rattles and floats around the missing neck, Rayman’s head soon comes back into play, crashing into his bangle and dizzying around for a few moments before he shakes his head, trying to snap back into reality.]
[He blinks frantically, his body arching slightly as he stares off-screen, the camera soon cutting to his POV as he notices nearly all of the Green Team are present and trying their best to help out in some way or another. Reagan reaches into her pockets, trying to find something useful while Yukong and Dormin keep a close eye, the former opening a first-aid kit on the ground while Plague Knight in the background taps furiously at the metal blockage behind. We hear Rayman’s heavy breaths as he tries to get used to his surroundings once again, the camera violently sweeping from left to right before we hear a concerned shout within the blur.]
YUKONG: Behind you!
[At the concerned shout, we hear a garbled roar from behind as the camera violently snaps around and ducks, slamming to the ground as Rayman looks up, revealing the bashed and dented torso of this robot, looking down at its prey with a menacing glow, but their attack seems to have missed as we hear the saw scream and shout against the thin metal lining the ground. In an instant, one of Rayman’s shoes launches itself into the spindly legs of the mechanical menace, flooring it slightly, but it doesn’t relent and tries to go for another swipe of the saw, but Rayman manages to roll himself out just in the nick of time, delivering a sharp blow to its bashed-up jaw before stepping out of range.]
[The robot takes another thump to the ground before retaliating, standing on its own as it eyes up Rayman, ready for a fight, but so is the contestant as his fists fly into view, bawling up tightly as he speaks in a more excited tone than usual.]
RAYMAN: Seems everything’s working fine. Come on, you cheap sack of scrap!
[Rayman lunges towards his opponent as the nightmarish robot prepares to take another swing, its eyes glowing furiously as Rayman gets right near it, but before we see any real impact, we cut over to Luigi, slowly watching on as the fight ensues, keeping his body close to the wall behind him. We focus on him idly watching for just a few seconds before something suddenly flies towards him marked by Yukong shouting once more.]
YUKONG: Luigi, catch!
[Luigi braces himself as an object flies directly at him, crinkling slightly in his hands as he looks down towards it, the camera revealing a close-up of his palm as a cheap cereal bar still wrapped in its noisy packaging lies precariously in his hand. It’s soon arrived by something else as suddenly a mallet comes flying in, crushing the food and Luigi’s hand slightly but he manages to keep a firm grip on the thing, the camera moving back out to catch his face, at first ranging from confusion, to shock, to surprise, before ultimately fixating on pure determination, his bushy brow and stache furrowing as he tries to shovel the crushed up bar into his mouth while keeping his grip on the mallet.]
[We soon swap over to Reagan and Yukong, the former still frantically searching for something in their pockets despite being well beyond the point of quadruple-checking, while Yukong remains hunched on the ground with her first-aid kit, all the while we hear metal screeching off-screen and Rayman grunting as the two of them fight off-screen. Noticing her teammate worrying however, she soon grabs something out of the tin case with a smile, throwing it through the floor as it bumps against Reagan’s shoes. She stops and goes to look at it, the camera tilting in tow, revealing a loaded magazine as she it up from the ground, immediately reloading her gun, but before she can take one trigger-happy pull, she looks over to Yukong, arching an eyebrow at the strange present.]
REAGAN: You have bullets but you don’t have a gun?
YUKONG: Didn’t think I’d need one, but we’ve got a med kit full of stuff that shouldn’t be in a med kit to begin with.
[With an effortless spin, Yukong reveals the med kit’s compact innards, housing bullets, makeshift bombs, combat knives, and a whole array of other weapons, stuffing the small plastic box without any trace of bandages or band-aids or anything remotely suitable to be inside a med-kit. With no time to properly react to the absurdity of it, Reagan quickly focuses her attention back over to shooting while Yukong digs around, pulling out a hacksaw as she smiles to herself.]
YUKONG: That’ll do.
[With a mighty swing of her arm, the rusted tool flies through the air, spinning wildly as the camera keeps up with its movements, landing directly in the exposed throat of the robot, causing it to screech out and stall with a mechanical garble. It isn’t long before they’re attacked again as Rayman’s fists fly directly against its face, sucker punching it as he darts around the robot, keeping his aim steady and hopping around like a boxer, trying to duck and weave around the saw as his body parts duck and fly around accordingly.]
[Just as the camera swipes back around to Rayman, his fist spiralling and winding up for a mighty blow while he gives a fanged smile, someone else suddenly bursts into the empty space to the right of him. Armed with his mallet and a fiery look in his eyes, Luigi rushes over and sweeps himself down to the floor, the camera catching the kinetic connection as he manages to swipe at the robot’s busted legs, buckling and fizzing smoke. It isn’t long before we quickly tilt back up to the two meeting face-to-face, Luigi taking up most of the left frame as he swings the mallet in the air, the robot trying its best to lunge its sharp smile towards him, but in the end the plucky plumber manages to crash the mallet down on the foe, sending splinters of glass and metal flying out of its jaw, its body crashing down out of the frame.]
[In all this commotion, we soon cut back over to Caine, keeping a close ear in the vents as we hear the muffled sounds of grunting and shooting as the Green Team hold their own against the once formidable foe. As Caine presses the side of his jaws and eye to the cold metal he sits on, he starts to wonder to himself before the camera sharply pulls back, his fingers rattling and drumming against the hollow shell, its discordant melody warbles all around him as Caine thinks to himself.]
CAINE: Hmm, well they seem to be doing a good job down there, but I can’t help but think they might need a little boost… Or maybe I should get outta here with that Kazoo-Ann fella. What to do, what to do…
[Caine’s jaws clamp down as he rubs what would be his chin, his fingers brushing against the ends of his teeth as the camera zooms in further and further before suddenly light starts to brush the top of Caine’s head and his jaws snap back open, revealing wide starry eyes for a brief moment, shouting excitedly.]
CAINE: That’s it!
[He pulls off his top-hat, revealing a bright light-bulb hidden within, holding it precariously in his hands before throwing it away, the glass soon smashing into tiny little fragments as he adjusts his bowtie.]
CAINE: That was what was making my hat so warm! Now, onto the actual idea.
[We’re dropped back again into the main hall, the camera focusing on the vent up above as it slowly rattles and rumbles, pulling back as we hear the commotion below, and before long we get a front-row seat to it as Rayman and Luigi brawl against the robot, swiftly passing over the camera mere inches from collision. With each hit, the camera switches back and forth between Rayman’s kicks and punches, and Luigi’s swings, all the while occasional bullets are fired directly into the plastic chest of the robot. The camera keeps close watch as we’re shown a close-up of the robot’s mangled face, thin hard steel now chipped and broken away to reveal the brittle frame and circuitry behind it all, but not before being grabbed by Rayman and thrust towards the camera.]
[With one quick wind-up, Rayman uppercuts the robot, lifting its broken body up into the air as Luigi readies to complete the attack, grunting and screaming slightly before the large mallet connects with the robot itself, sending it flying through the air. Bits of broken plastic and metal are sent flying in skinned splinters as the camera keeps a close-eye on the robot’s upper half. In the commotion, we quickly cut to a close-up of the robot’s saw, now spinning wildly but disconnected from its master as it soon crashes and spirals down to the floor.]
[All the while, in the background we can still hear the faint tapping and creaking coming from the vents up above, before suddenly a loud screech of metal unfurling erupts, deafening everything as suddenly something overtakes the frame, a dark shroud slamming down onto the robot as the impact causes both of them to crash down onto the floor. As thin wisps of smoke billow around the frame, we cut to a close-up of the robot, now truly defeated and in pieces as a thick boot is planted directly into the cavity that now makes up its chest. Effortlessly, they pull themselves out just as the end of a thick coat, lined with dark fur sways into the frame, the camera pulling back to reveal this sudden guest as none other than Kuzan.]
[His back remains to the camera as he rolls his head around, small cracks erupting from inside before he remains still, slowly turning around with not a hint of surprise or urgency, or anything else plagues his face – just the same stone-cold expression we’ve always known. The camera cuts to a close-up of his goggles, slightly dusty and foggy now as we get a faint look at the Green Team and Rayman observing him, but after a brief moment, something else suddenly crashes into the room as several screams and wails suddenly echo around the room. In an instant, every single player has suddenly crashed into one pile on the floor, trying to get themselves back on their feet while Caine effortlessly floats down, giving a small bow to everybody and yet nobody in particular.]
CAINE: You’re welcome!
NOELLE: For what? Breaking my staff-
CAINE: Please don’t thank me, I don’t accept that as payment.
[Completely isolated from the chaos, the camera focuses on a side-shot of Kuzan, ready to stick his hands into his pockets once more and glide his way over to the rest of his team, but it isn’t long before something catches his attention. A faint click and whirr from off-screen causes him to stop as the wall in the background starts to shift very slightly, panels and piping on the right side suddenly being shafted to make room for something else entirely.]
[It isn’t long before we hear a faint hum of static as a familiar, snarky voice suddenly lets out a distorted cackle and begins to taunt the players from far-away. The camera begins to pan away from the contestants and focus on a part of the hall further down, a small TV screen now poking through a large gap in the wall as Crow sits there with a gleaming smile.]
CROW: Well, congrats! All of ya managed to make it out alive, but soon all of you will…
[The malicious spark in his eyes soon dwindles as he gives a confused and annoyed glance around, coming in close to the camera as he mumbles under his breath.]
CROW: Where the hell are you-
KUZAN: Here, genius.
[At Kuzan’s sudden speech, Crow’s eyes immediately strike to the left before the TV starts to slowly slide and scratch back into the wall, the camera pulling back over to the large crowd of players further down. As most of them rise back up to their feet, in the background we can see a TV now start to jab out from the wall, sending a small pipe loose and hitting Kuzan, but he doesn’t give the time to flinch, instead staring back over to Crow as the two inadvertently come face-to-face with one another, although he still addresses everybody as he picks up where he left off without any real pause.]
KUZAN: Oh my.
CROW: Soon all of you will be met with this gorgeous face directly in your nightmares. And you wanna know why? Well, lemme show ya…
[With a cut-throat smile on display, Crow remains static as suddenly the wall behind the TV starts to groan and shake, like an ancient giant arising from their slumber, pipes and loose screws parading down to the floor. It’s not just the wall the TV resides on, but the opposite one as well, the sheer movement of so much heavy metal at once causes the camera to shake and tumble as the players all look on, bracing themselves for what dangers might arise.]
[The walls not only move, but are lifted up from up above, sliding up to reveal nothing but empty space and shadow, that is until lights start to slowly click and stream on from inside, shining on a wide array of robots, a healthy mix of both attackers and shooters from before, as well as that lazy robot from before, now mobile and low to the ground as cannons pierce its back like a pincushion, each one cocking in anticipation.]
[As the army is displayed for all to see, the walls suddenly stop just as the camera looks back over to Crow, a devious smile on his face as suddenly the background behind him slowly starts to change, descending from a black shadowy gradient, to the metal from before, all the while we can hear his voice becoming slightly more crackly and yet somehow more clear as he speaks to the players.]
CROW: Some of you are tough cookies, I’ll give you that, but one thing that beats brawn anyday, is good ol’ brains. And lemme tell ya, when you’re an evil genius, you know no-one is smarter than yourself. And if ya smart enough….
[Suddenly the entire screen goes blank in a sudden stream of static, before a loud crash sends both it and the camera shaking up and down violently, the impact causing the TV to be entirely snapped away from its hinges. As the camera slowly starts to settle, it clicks and turns around before darting down the opposite side of the hall, watching as the dust settles and a large mechanical titan now lies directly at the end.]
[Square in the middle of the frame lies a gigantic torso, decorated with tacky plastic and an even tackier metallic six-pack, large forearms with spiked fists crash down and slowly rise up before a silver head, brandishing crimson eyes and a bladed smile slowly tilt up, facing the camera. At the top of this narcissistic monument’s head lies Crow, protected by cushy purple seats and a thick dome of glass, piloting the robot with nothing but sticks and buttons, trying his best to contain his laughter before screeching violently at the players.]
CROW: …You’re unstoppable! Kaaa-haaa-haaa-heee!
[In the chaos of it all, the camera slowly sweeps over to his mechanical armada, slowly stepping out one by one and bracing themselves for a grand battle. The camera focuses on one robot of each type’s weapon, the thin gangly ones revving their saws like a teenager and the pedals of a new car, the small spritely gunners brandish their large guns and point them to the air, and the low sweepers lie themselves down to the ground as spikes suddenly pop out from their sides.]
[The camera pulls further and further back before planting itself directly back over to the players, some already bracing themselves for the fight ahead as everybody waits patiently for the first strike. With bated breath, moments pass as everyone remains at a stand-still, that is until we get a close-up of a fainted sawed robot, galloping towards the players and ready to swing their saw as their sharp grin cracks wide over their face. However before they get the chance to make an attack, they’re suddenly downed to the ground as a large bullet flies directly into their temple, folding the thing in two just slightly as the camera quickly flies back over to the players.]
[Standing just in the middle of his team, this sudden shooter reveals themselves as John licks his lips, ready to fire yet another shot from his musket. In the background we can see some players also taking action, like Noelle cupping her hands and chanting to herself or Millie taking the older player’s example and keeping her sights on the robots, all the while the camera pulls back, getting everybody in the frame as he shouts to his teammates.]
JOHN: Forget takin’ everything out! We need to win the challenge, so find a damn exit and make Luigi run like hell towards it!
[At the sounding of John’s gun once more, all hell suddenly starts to break loose, the camera fixed tightly on the middle of the frame as robots start to close in on the players, but in the sudden rush, something suddenly begins to sweep on directly through the camera and the attackers. A thin shape made of water suddenly grows thicker and streams more viciously, eventually molding itself into a dragon, roaring and gurgling before its jaws crack open and it dives directly into the group of robots, immediately immobilising them.]
[From the opposite side of this shot as water begins to soak and splash the ground, we get a good glimpse of the players from far-away, the camera pulling forward slightly to reveal Noelle directly in the middle, her hands moist and outstretched directly from where the faux dragon was launched. Some ready themselves to face the crowd head-on, but others soon beginning to copy the Green Team as Negative Man holds on tightly to Sayori, pushing her with him, but strangely Kuzan goes the opposite way and meets with his team.]
[We follow his journey and the Blue Team themselves as everybody surprisingly sticks together, even though some like N or Vivian don’t have any means of defending themselves. The latter disproves that however as she suddenly appears underneath the robots, sinking them slightly in shadow before Vivian pops out. With a light wave of her hand, she suddenly starts to emit fire right against a few robot’s faces before focusing on some exposed internals to burn them from the inside. As smoke starts to pop out from the crispy wires inside, the robots soon fall limp, but it isn’t long before a few more start to attack, the small gunners firing towards the shadow girl but she disappears into the floor just in time.]
[Their gunfire still volleys into the frame as the camera begins to pan around, focusing on the Red Team as the same strange green shadow from before fends off against a few opponents, their metal peeling and shrinking just from being near the thing. In the middle of the frame, Negative Man lies hunched in the corner as Noelle and Millie try their best to fend off any incoming attackers around their downed foe. A small sweeping robot sweeps across the frame, Ben straddling on top of it as he tries to punch and kick at it to stop, but to no avail. The camera follows his wild chase as instead of landing a killing blow, with shaking fingers he inadvertently causes it to crash against robot after robot, not only taking them out but weakening the blades and power of the sweeper while he tries to hold on for dear life, screaming along the way.]
[Ultimately after crashing around the stage like a wild pinball, the sweeper comes to a stop in the middle of the frame, Ben slowly getting off and breathing a sigh of relief as he tries to avoid the spikes around it. It isn’t long before a large stocky robot comes into play, ready to saw off somebody asunder as Ben digs deep in his pockets, desperately searching for something to stave it off.]
BEN: Crap crap crap crap crap…!
[Before it has a chance to swing and land a killing blow, it’s suddenly struck from behind, falling down to the floor as Ibuki leaps into the frame, keeping her foot directly on the arm to try and keep the saw from striking anyone. The robot struggles and so does Ibuki, but while it tries to give off a menacing roar, Ibuki does one back, keeping an excited smile on her face, the camera keeping its eye on her as she enjoys the thrill of the battle.]
IBUKI: You think you’re scary?! Ibuki’s seen scarier things in the mirror! And in movies! And in robots! And in the people playing this game!!
[She looks up for a moment as the camera captures her in the corner of the frame, looking up to a Ben as he slowly unfurls his hands out of his pockets, trying to kick the head of the robot now before Ibuki speaks to him.]
IBUKI: No offence.
BEN: I could care less right now.
IBUKI: See! He could care less right now!
BEN: Take that you-!
[Just before Ben can give one last kick to the robot, he’s suddenly swept off his feet as the sweeper suddenly starts going into overdrive, rushing him out of the frame as he screams in surprise.]
BEN: Damnit, not again…!
[We go into an overhead shot, watching as Ben and the sweeper make their way down the hall as the camera slowly begins to tilt down before resting on a close-up of Mizuki, keeping a close-eye on what’s in front of her as her and Aiba talk to one another, unaware of what’s coming straight behind them.]
MIZUKI: …Fifteen, sixteen. Okay, sixteen robots, pi-e extends to about uh…
AIBA: 4 metres.
MIZUKI: So if I swing in about 10 seconds with just enough force I can knock down about… all of them. Right?
AIBA: More or less. You need at least 5000 newtons of force to knock all of them down at once though, and unless you’re keen on breaking your arm I don’t think that is a feasible feat for you.
MIZUKI: Oh please, Aiba. You know me by now. What am I always?
[The camera cuts to behind the guest host at a slight angle, showing a large horde of robots just in the background while she stands ready, her pipe slowly clicking and whirring to extend itself. In the midst of that we hear the slow screech of the sweeper and Ben’s struggle slowly get louder and louder, but despite that neither Mizuki or Aiba seem aware, continuing to strategise like normal.]
AIBA: Reckless?
MIZUKI: …Well that too…
[Just as the spinning blur finally comes into view of the frame, it looks fast enough and ready enough to completely knock Mizuki off her feet, but it suddenly comes to a complete stop as in a split second she slams the end of her pipe directly into the robot’s cheap hull. The point of impact very nearly slammed down between Ben’s legs, so he gives a sigh of relief before scrambling off as inexplicably, Mizuki manages to effortlessly lift the heavy pipe with the even heavier robot on it, a determined glint in her real eye and a smile on her face as she raises her pipe high in the air.]
[In a close-up she stares down the oncoming crowd of robots with a smile, ready to strike them down and preparing to swing her pipe like a cheap baseball bat, but not before giving her reply to Aiba.]
MIZUKI: I’m also pretty strong too.
[The camera zooms out rapidly as she gives one small swing of her pipe, making it retract back on itself and losing the hook of the sweeper as it crashes back and forth between the horde of robots. It bounces between broken leg to broken leg, sweeping them off their feet as they all tumble down like bowling pins, the sheer force of them crashing on each-other’s heavy and spiked armour causing them to short-circuit. It isn’t long before we pull back out to look at Mizuki, idly watching the chaos as she puts the pipe over her shoulders, a satisfied smile on her face as the sweeper still limps around and spins down the hall where the Blue Team reside.]
AIBA: What were the odds of that occurring?
MIZUKI: I dunno, you’re the one with a calculator in your brain.
[The camera remains fixated on the slowly spinning sweeper, making its way down the hall without any forms of life, all the while passing by fallen and enraged brethren. But suddenly it’s journey and the camera’s come to a halt as it slides into a thick fog of shadow, surrounding the entire frame before the camera starts to tilt up and zoom out, revealing robots of all kinds surrounding the shadow before a pair of piercing cyan eyes appear from the woodwork. Without warning, thick bony arms slam down onto the ground, crushing anything in its wake before a large body with demonic horns rises from the shroud, an oversized Dormin now in its wake in a bony beast-like shape. It spits out the broken chassis and wires of the spinner from where a mouth would normally be, and as the damage tumbles and sparks down to the ground, Dormin immediately begins to swipe and attack anything in their way as the camera rockets down to the ground.]
[As it does, we see a handful of the Green Team try to inch their way to the right of the frame as Luigi, Yukong, Plague Knight and Nacho all hurry along to make it to the other side, all the while Dormin keeps their attackers at bay. We cut back over to Crow on the far end of the hall, clearly bored inside his robot as one fist presses up against its metallic face, and a heavy finger slams down on the ground out of apathy. He keeps his presence known in the background with nothing to do while the stray members slowly sneak into the left corner of the frame, out of sight and out of mind as they whisper to one another.]
YUKONG: We didn’t check that end of the hall did we? Crow could be blocking the exit right behind him.
LUIGI: How do we know for sure? Can’t see a thing behind that hunk of junk.
NACHO: I doubt he’ll let us see anyway. I guess the only way to know is to sacrifice someone.
PLAGUE KNIGHT: What on Earth are you talking about?
NACHO: Someone’s gotta go over there and properly scope it out.
[We switch to focus entirely on the players, all huddled together in one pile as they look out to their guest host and foe off-screen. As the shortest, Plague Knight is squashed down at the bottom with Luigi and Yukong looking out over them while Nacho gives a little peek from the top. Plague Knight begins to clear his throat and slowly raises his hand just as Luigi asks everyone a question.]
LUIGI: Okie-dokie. So who wants to go first then. If ya do, raise your hand.
[At the realisation of what Luigi has just said, and just as the cold metal of his gauntlets grazes against Yukong’s face, Plague Knight tries to shrewdly put his hand down, but is trapped as Yukong grips the iron glove with an iron grip, Plague Knight squirming to try and get it off as everyone else nods in agreement.]
NACHO: Okay, that’s settled then. Off ya go birdy.
[From behind, Plague Knight is suddenly kicked forward, his mask rising up slightly as he falls to the ground, slowly recovering before he darts back, an ice-cold glare no doubt present behind that mask before he mumbles to himself, stomping out of the frame.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: Leeches, cretins, I could have broken my life’s work and exploded them all to smithereens from that fall! I doubt they’d understand, the idiotic…
LUIGI: You sure we should just send him out like that?
YUKONG: It’ll be a learning experience.
NACHO: Either he’ll blow us a way out, or he’ll blow himself up.
YUKONG: 10 bucks on the second happening. That’s the currency you use in your world, bucks, right?
NACHO: Yep… and I’m betting 15.
[We focus on Crow’s robot, idly tapping away as Plague Knight stubbornly stumbles into the frame from the left side – as Crow notices his challenger, he immediately leans back in his chair, a sure smile on his face as the robot springs to life, Plague Knight coming up to it as he bounces a glass vial in his hands. The camera soon moves over to an overhead shot focusing entirely on Plague Knight, trying to fuel the flames of a fight as well as his ego as he speaks confidently to the menace in the machine.]
PLAGUE KNIGHT: You may think you’re pretty clever, but I’ll have you know I am the cleverest! You think your little bric a brac automaton is going to get in my way? Hee-hee-hee! I’d like to see you tr-!
[Creeping in from the bottom of the frame as Plague Knight taunts are the robot’s fingers, curling slightly underneath the bottom of the minuscule knight before suddenly snapping as the fingers graze underneath Plague Knight’s legs. As the camera zooms back out to show the rest of the Green Team, Plague Knight is suddenly flicked at a remarkable speed, rocketing up to the ceiling as a small explosion cracks through the air. Green smoke plumes out and rubble crashes to the ground before Plague Knight soon joins them, covered in a strange green soot. As he crashes back down to earth, a lone scratched vial suddenly rolls its way over to the hidden players, bumping up against Luigi’s foot as Plague Knight groans in the background.]
NACHO: So, who won the bet?
YUKONG: I dunno, we all agreed on the same thing happening.
[As Nacho and Yukong debate amongst themselves, Luigi bends down to pick up the small bottle, a close-up revealing a toxic green sludge pooling and sloshing around its scratched prison with a single cork keeping it at bay. Luigi throws it slightly in the air and catches it like a baseball, before the camera tilts back up to face Crow, and as it does, Luigi’s eyes furrow as we cut to a close-up of something new in the horizon.]
[In the ceiling, right where Plague Knight nosedived right into, a small thin hole is present, the dark lighting around hiding a few cracks, but it can’t hide faint orange sunlight poking through. When we cut back to Luigi, his eyes go wide in realisation before gears start to whirr in his mind, we see him slowly pull out the mallet from before and put it in his other hand as he grips his other hand tightly, keeping the vial out of sight from everyone.]
[As we continue to hear Nacho and Yukong debate about the bet, Luigi without a word suddenly takes initiative, running directly out of his hiding spot with a determined glare on his face. His teammates immediately notice and whisper out to him, but it’s no use, when we cut around to the wide from before, Luigi is now making his way over to Crow again, his mallet hidden behind his back and his fist tightly balled around the spare vial.]
NACHO: The hell is he doing? Does he want a concussion?
LUIGI: Hey! Purple Guy!
[Crow immediately takes notice of Luigi as we cut to the same overhead shot before, only this time, Luigi takes his teammate’s place, Plague Knight himself lying sprawled on the ground as the green hostage calls out to Crow, a confidence in his words as he keeps his eyes focused on him.]
LUIGI: Ya really gonna just do the final boss thing now? Why not slow us down and keep me locked up again? Or are ya too stupid to think of that? Eh?
CROW: Only stupid one here is you, buddy. Maybe you weren’t looking when I threw that guy up into the roof?
[As Crow’s fingers begin to slowly slide underneath Luigi, he braces himself, throwing the vial up into the air as high as he can, almost stumbling over from the throw as it launches close to the ceiling. The camera cuts to a close-up of the vial as it reaches the highest point it can go, mere inches from that small crack inviting it near as we soon hear the sound of metal clicking. In an instant, a green blur is suddenly shot from the bottom of the frame, although we can’t make out any real details aside from a green smudge on display, for a split second the bomb is sent rocketing as it bounces from this strange object.]
[We take a small break from the castle and instead focus on the outside, we’re back in the playing field once more and the weather seems to have perked up slightly – although the camera remains slightly foggy and the grass a bit shiny, a serene orange sky paints the landscape, streaks of pink and yellow wrapping around each-other as morning arrives in the playing field. The focus of the frame is still on the large and tacky castle – showing the undecorated back of it bathed in shadows as the morning sun rises behind, the air still and calm before suddenly all hell breaks loose. One of the corners of the castle’s roof explodes, sending debris and scrap flying as a flash of neon green and purple smoke billows out of this sudden attack.]
[Just spurting out from this destructive wake-up call is a figure bathed in green fire, screaming slightly as they slowly tumble down to Earth, the camera catching their fall as they gradually roll along the wet grass, slowly extinguishing the flame before coming to a complete stop right at a figure’s feet. This firestarter is none other than Luigi, his clothes slightly singed but appearing otherwise fine as shards of glass are embedded into his mallet, slowly gliding down onto the grass as Luigi rubs his head, trying to get back on his feet.]
LUIGI: Mamma mia…
[The camera slowly tilts up just as Luigi sluggishly gets off the ground, his mallet planted firmly down on the muddy floor for support before he takes notice of the figure right next to him. Dressed in the same boring office clothes that drape over a spindly mechanical frame, the host remains planted onto the ground, remaining motionless and strangely their screen is turned off. Although they’re standing, they don’t appear to be ‘on’ as Luigi knocks on their head to get its attention, once he realises it’s fruitless however, he turns back around to face the castle off-screen, the camera changing its angle to show it too.]
[As Luigi bops up from the bottom of the frame, the slightly warped walls of the castle slowly drop rubble from above as Luigi grips onto the brim of his hat, spinning his mallet in the air and bracing himself for something as he prepares to step back into the fray, whispering to himself.]
LUIGI: Okie-dokie. Let’s get ‘em outta here.
[It isn’t long before we’re forced right back into the thick of battle, the camera cutting again and again to close-ups of the Red Team attacking their assailants, Noelle’s water, Negative Man’s spirit, Millie’s bullets and Gojo’s strikes flash on-screen an overwhelming amount of times as they try and fend off the army surrounding them. In the background, we notice John and Reagan sneaking away to meet the other members of the Green Team, but out attention is primarily focused on the Red Team and their attempts in the foreground.]
[In the middle of it all lie Sayori and Ben, defenceless and slightly powerless as the taller teen tries his best to keep his teammate safe, even if it ends up with him getting quite a few scratches and punches from his attackers. Sayori even tries to defend as we see her stomping away on a few attackers, trying her best to punch through their purple armour and succeeding slightly, even if her foot gets stuck slightly.]
[The camera soon moves over to Gojo, effortlessly swaying and blocking every attack with breakneck speed while he also delivers blow after blow to the metallic foes, his knuckles slightly bruised from punching metal for so long. In the background we hear a slight gunshot as Gojo turns around, noticing John taking aim of Crow and the Green Team trying to escape. But with this distraction, his opponents are able to finally land an attack on him as a stray saw slices just underneath his face, tearing his blindfold slightly as the harsh buzz jolts him awake. We cut to an extreme close-up as Gojo stares down at the floor, one of his piercing eyes now just slightly peeking underneath the tear as blood starts to ooze out of the small gash inflicted on him.]
[As he puts a finger to the wound, noticing the little inkling of weakness and pauses for just a moment, the air and sound around him grows slightly more muddied as it tries to break through his concentration. However after that brief pause, Gojo simply pulls down his blindfold further and rises back up from his hunch, the camera moving over to a wide shot as we see the rest of the Red Team’s defence. Gojo however stares at the camera, the surroundings around him seemingly warping as he steps away from the team, focusing his attention off-screen, however his teammates certainly take notice of his departure.]
MILLIE: Hey! The hell are ya doing?!
GOJO: Making sure we don’t lose.
[Gojo stops just shy of the Green Team, Crow too distracted by what’s in front of him to recognise the lone Red Team renegade in the background, his back remains to the camera as the camera keeps a wide shot of him. Gojo’s arm slowly raises up towards his front as little crackles of red energy start to emanate from his shoulders, the camera cutting to a front-on view of him as he boasts a wide grin, his finger raised while the rest of his hand is scrunched up together in a fist. Those thin streaks and bolts crackle and warp around a slowly growing red ball just shy of his fingertip as Gojo’s smile grows even wider, the red light shining off his face.]
[Before we get a good glimpse of this strange power however, we cut back to the outside, the shadows just a little bit dimmer and the sky above just a little bit brighter as we see a close-up of the castle’s purple bricks. All remains still and silent before suddenly Luigi grunts and strikes down hard at the stack with his mallet, continuing to hammer down the wall again and again as the camera zooms out. All alone on the outside, Luigi looks slightly tired, winded from all of these heavy blows before taking a small rest, stepping to the side slightly as the frame only expands further and further into a wide shot.]
LUIGI: C’mon, you can do it! We can win this.
[Luigi steps aside before taking a knee, still using his mallet for support as he plants it firmly on the ground. We focus entirely on the wall, bathed in brick and melded metal while Luigi’s head bobs up and down in the corner, taking quick pants. As Luigi takes his hat off and fans himself slightly, the screen suddenly flashes red for a split second before suddenly everything becomes consumed in it, Luigi appearing in thin sketchy lines as his eyes go wide and his mullet and moustache move wildly. The wall nearby starts to break down and burst into nothing more than dust and debris, barely seeing anything inside as Crow’s robot blocks most of our view.]
[However, it too seems to be consumed by the strange flash of light, its sketchy lines going haywire as glass and metal around it shatters, smoke billowing out a rapid pace as thin blobs of lines in the back go haywire from this sudden force. That is except for a thin mess of lines, flickering with an arm raised as the strange light emanates entirely from this figure, before all suddenly falls silent.]
[The camera is now consumed not by this strange scarlet shade but instead smoke and dust, plaguing our view for the longest time as Luigi coughs and splutters, the once-solid wall from before has now been entirely replaced with a large hole, only a few bricks poking out from the sides of the frame as Crow’s robot bellows out smoke. As Luigi recovers, in the smoke we suddenly see two figures, one significantly taller than the other and standing confidently as it strides along carrying a smaller figure, dipping slightly in confusion. Before long, those two step out from the smokescreen and reveal themselves to be none other than Gojo, remaining particularly unfazed, and Sayori, her eyes seeming dazed from this sudden flash. As he lets go of his teammate, he looks down to Luigi and smiles before spinning around, casually putting his hands in his pockets as he calls out to his team.]
GOJO: Enjoy the exit!
[As everyone slowly recovers from this sudden attack, they all quickly realise the opportunity and try to scramble their way out of the castle, stampeding over one another before we suddenly cut over to Crow, fiddling around in his cracked-up cockpit, a desperate and panicked look in his sharp eyes.]
CROW: No no! Come on ya stupid sack of- Gaagh!
[But despite his best efforts, no matter how many small buttons he mashes, or switches he rapidly flickers, or broken levels he pulls up and down, nothing seems to activate or work. Smoke wraps around the outside of his cracked glass dome, looking mere seconds from breaking but Crow is clearly too preoccupied with getting it to work rather than getting to safety.]
[As a result as the camera zooms out, he barely notices both the Red and the Green Teams make their way out of Gojo’s erratic exit, but as for the Blue Team, the camera begins to rapidly pull back as they are still trying their best to fend off the robots surrounding them. Despite their best efforts and manpower however, it seems they are doing a worse job than the Red Team, but some still manage to fend the foes off, like Komasan with his flames or Rayman with his blows. As everyone huddles around one-another and the threat of getting ripped to shreds and blasted to smithereens grows closer and closer, the players all bump up against Kuzan, simply staring out into space before he suddenly crouches and curls down to the floor, taking up more space.]
[As everyone is pushed closer towards the growing threat, a few react negatively as they look to their pivotal player in this challenge, making their confusion and slight outrage known.]
N: Excuse me, now’s not a great time to sleep!
KOMASAN: C’mon, mister! You’re strong, get up already!
[But Kuzan doesn’t falter for a second, his face obscured by the thick lining of his coat as his large frame takes up most of the shot, in the background we can see Miku as she tries her best to swing the heavy axe towards a robot. But just as she lands a strike and slice its face, it suddenly becomes stuck, the robot itself remaining unfazed as it prepares to swing at the singer. However before it gets the chance to, Kuzan’s arm strikes out in a surreal swiftness, gripping onto the axe as Kuzan slowly begins to rise, taking the robot with him as he towers above his teammates. The camera cuts to a close-up of his fingers, red and tightly gripping around the metal pole of the axe as it starts to become covered in frost, the air itself growing slightly more chilly before we cut to another close-up of Kuzan’s palm, emanating ice and frost across the metal floor.]
[Our attention is carried over back to Crow for a split second as he desperately kicks and punches anything he can find in his failing machine, while in the background we can spot a small blob of shadow as one seems to poke out from the crowd, holding a smaller one in its stead. The blob freezes in this position for a few moments when suddenly Crow hears a slight whirring noise, immediately grinning in excitement as he regains his confidence.]
CROW: Hell yeah! Alright, let’s put these suckers on ic-
[Before he has a chance to finish his one-liner, the blob suddenly strikes down and the entire building is suddenly stricken from head-to-toe in white transparent crystals, cold smoke billowing out from the blob as this sudden freeze quickly strikes out towards Crow, causing the menacing mechanic to fall in his seat. The area around him is suddenly covered in ice, poking through the glass dome protecting him and all of the useless mechanics and wires inside of the robot. As we cut to outside once more, we see in real-time as the castle, once mighty and menacing, is now completely encased in ice and frost, a chill breeze breezing from it as it remains slightly solid for just one second.]
[Right in this snowy tundra we see all has come to a stop as the players and the robot look around at this strange winter wonderland they find themselves in, all except for Kuzan, breathing raggedly as his arm shakes, whether from exhaustion or the cold or a mix of both. But his grip still remains tight on the axe as the robot on it now lies limp and chilled, and before long, a determined glare punches its way onto Kuzan’s face as he suddenly strikes his arm down to the ground. The mighty impact causes all of the ice around him and the castle itself to shatter into tiny little pieces, rendering it asunder as the Blue Team remain unharmed from this sudden flurry of frostbite, their surroundings crumbling away from Kuzan’s blow.]
[We cut back to a wide shot from before, watching as the castle itself starts to melt before tumbling down into broken ice slush, the Blue Team standing strong in the middle of it all while Crow inexplicably lies down on the floor, the camera catching him from overhead, defeated and chattering his sharp teeth like castanets.]
[As for the Blue Team, they all remain hunched in the same place, taking in the fresh morning air as the sun around them bathes them in a warm glow, slight smiles on everyone’s faces, all except for Caine who magically appears overhead in a blip, and Kuzan, now hunched on one knee, an exhausted struggle heavily present on his face.]
CAINE: Sorry about that, the line to the bathroom was quite long. What did I miss?
[At his question, Kuzan suddenly falls to the ground, the morning dew around him cooling slightly as he faceplants into the ground, everyone around either backing away or tugging on his coat to try and say their thanks. Meanwhile, we cut to someone we haven’t seen in a while as Dr. Wily suddenly strolls into the frame, yawning as he scrunches his eyes, trying to adjust to the morning late as he holds a piping mug of coffee in his hands. He slowly observes the surroundings around him as the players all bunch together into their teams, the Blue Team in the back all trying to drag Kuzan along to the host while Wily stands right next to them.]
[We watch the frame focus intensely on him in a close-up, taking a careless sip and trying his best not to burn his mouth as his moustache spikes up and his eyes grow wide from pain. As he bitterly swallows the bitter brew the camera soon pulls away from him, revealing the two other guest hosts, slowly making their way over to Wily as he pretends not to care, taking another sip. However in a flash, Mizuki quickly grabs his mug and downs it all without a second thought, trying her best not to react to the searing heat and putting on a smile, although her pained expression says otherwise. Ibuki meanwhile just collapses on the floor, taking a breath before running a hand through her hair.]
IBUKI: Whooh! Wow, what a performance, huh! That felt like hours to Ibuki!
WILY: You were gone for a full night, I expect it to feel like hours to you.
MIZUKI: I’m just glad we all got out in one piece and legged it as soon as that hole was made.
IBUKI: Ibuki wishes she could have stayed a bit longer…
WILY: Why? Was it full of drugs and sex or whatever you monstrous rock musicians like to indulge in?
IBUKI: I dunno, we didn’t check everything.
[The camera wraps to an alternate view, Mizuki, Ibuki, and Wily’s heads present in the foreground from left to right as Crow slowly rises up from the ground, his bulky left arm suddenly going limp as he stares them down, anger boiling underneath that thick helmet of his. However, it seems as if the usual guest hosts seem to be more interested in their conversation as Ibuki speaks, seemingly ignoring the former foe.]
IBUKI: Ibuki could have plugged her guitar into one of those robots’ speakers and probably put on the performance of a lifetime!
MIZUKI: Aiba, do we think we can do that to you as well?
WILY: If you could do such a fantastical feat, then whatever inferior creations he made are better used as speakers or crash test dummies.
MIZUKI: I know you already got songs and stuff on you, just hypothetically y’know?
CROW: You, you think this is funny or something, huh? Do ya know the amount of stuff I had to scrap just so they’d allow me to have that castle?
[Despite getting all confrontational and close to the hosts, they don’t seem to pay him any attention, however Crow takes a close eye on Ibuki of all characters the two trailing off in two completely separate conversations, not bothering to let the other speak while Mizuki and Wily are just left to listen.]
IBUKI: You know, Ibuki has been wondering, has there ever been a guitar that’s meant to be used like an axe? Cause that’s super cool and Ibuki wants one now now now!!-
CROW: Ya know, you didn’t even have to compete at all, maybe if you didn’t set foot on my turf then none of this would have ever happened!
IBUKI: Ibuki’s got a friend who’s really into gaming and stuff and she said “Ibuki that is pretty cool, gut impractical, you’d struggle between armour and damage stats if that was a real weapon”-
CROW: The Death-Ray? Gone. The Mince-Meat Mincer? Gone. That little microwave I had in my office for my breakfast burritos? All gone now in a stupid ice storm!!
IBUKI: ‘Course Ibuki doesn’t care. As long as she can shred and shred some heads too, Ibuki’s more than happy! Plus, it’d look super dope.
CROW: You think you’re lucky or something just ‘cause you survived this? You ain’t the star of the show, I am! And I swear I will put you in the dirt just like I did be- GAAAGGHH!!
[Suddenly, the thin white ring of light around Crow’s bangle lights up and he’s electrocuted once more, falling down to the floor as his arm suddenly spasms and flails around, grabbing anything for dear life while he remains on the ground. The camera sweeps around to a downward angle, focusing on all of the guest hosts and the host as they circle the frame. The Host themselves now appear to be working again as static blares across their screen before adjusting to a single grey gradient, their distorted voice cracking through Crow’s gasps as he slowly recovers.]
HOST: Now is not your time to speak. We’ll leave that up to the audience.
[As Crow tries to get his bearings while on the ground, the host steps out of frame and begins to observe all of the players around them in the background, the Red team huddled to the left of the frame, the Blue Team slowly coming to the centre, and the Green finally together in the right. It isn’t long before the host speaks once again, all of thr players attention focused on their voice as they prepare to cap off the challenge.]
HOST: Contestants. We are pleased to announce that the challenge is now over, and most of you have come out unscathed. Round of applause.
[There’s a brief pause before a low quality stock clapping noise plays throughout the playing field, a few players wincing at the off-tune barrage before we cut over to the Green Team specifically, the host beginning to address them.]
HOST: But at the end of the day, this was a challenge, and as a result, a winner must be declared. And for having their captive competitor escape from Crow’s castle first, Luigi and the Green Team win this challenge and one lucky player shall receive a reward.
[As the host says this, a few faces light up while others crash down to the floor, exhausted but relieved with the news, especially Luigi as he tips his hat towards his teammates before falling down the other way, crashing to the ground off-screen. Before long, our attention is directed over to the Red Team, some having the strength to stand while others lie down on the wet grass below them as the host addresses them next.]
HOST: Following the order, Sayori was the next one to exit and as a result, the Red Team obtain second place, gaining neither a reward nor a punishment for their efforts.
[Before long, we cut over finally to the Blue Team, most of them trying their best to drag Kuzan along the floor, but due to his size and stature, it’s not an easy task before they ultimately come to a halt, trying to catch their breath before the host speaks out once more, a certain bit of foreboding now weaved into their words.]
HOST: And finally, Kuzan technically escaped the castle last, meaning that for the first time, the Blue Team are our losers and will face elimination from the audience.
[At this news, a few players sink even deeper into the ground, devastated at their loss as everyone becomes too exhausted to deal with it at the moment. Before long, we cut to an overhead wide shot, everybody in the frame slowly growing smaller and smaller as the sun begins to rise on a new day and a new chapter in the game, the host closing the episode out with one final spiel to the audience.]
HOST: As always, we trust our audience to make a wise and informed decision, both on who to reward, and who to give their ire towards. Either way, we wish all of you good luck, and we at the Static Serene bid you a fond adieu…
[Without warning, the screen suddenly fizzes out into static before abruptly cutting to black.]
Notes:
IT'S FINALLY DONE! NOW I CAN SLEEP!
This has been a long long time in the making, and I'm happy that I now have the chance to finally put it out there and rest now. This episode ended up being a lot longer than anticipated, I never would have expected something to be over 50k words let alone 70k - Rest assured Im gonna try to not do something like this cause I know you lot have been waiting too long for a new episode.
But hey, it's finally done, episode 5 is now in the books! But before we say goodbye, it's time to do what you lot have been scrolling down to find (don't lie), the polls! It's time to decide who remains and who leaves, as well as any feedback you want to give, and you can do that all right here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1ZfzUMqKquHsUFk3XBfydxebY-0Diqfez0SH_NOs6t20/edit
It's been a bit of a hectic ride writing this, there were times I wanted to quit, times I felt like absolute shit, and times where I wasn't feeling that I guess, but now that it's all said and done, I now don't have to worry about TSSGS anymore.... well for the next two weeks anyway.
The poll will end on the 29th of January, 22:00 GMT, so make sure you get your answers in by then!
But with that being said, thank you all so so much for reading this, I just hope you enjoyed it, and hopefully the next episode won't take me like half a year to write, and hopefully it won't be too long! But anyways, once again have a good day/afternoon/night/whatever, thank you so much for reading this and the fic, and stay tuned...
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