Chapter 1: Introduction
Chapter Text
If you haven't read the previous three seasons, please do it right now:
https://archiveofourown.info/works/48183955 (Season A)
https://archiveofourown.info/works/48360169 (Season B)
https://archiveofourown.info/works/48612397 (Season C)
Hello everyone, welcome to Season 4 of BC01's A.C.E.! Since it's the New Year, I figured I'd probably reveal the characters to you guys now, even though it's a little bit soon after Season C. Also, sorry Cole and PBDG, but there's three more Genshin Impact characters. I'm not in charge of this show, BC01 is. Anyways, here's the complete list of contestants that will participate in this season, as well as the crew:
Host: D-Bot
Elimination Handler: Daitomodachi (with Daki) (Daitomodachi)
Guest Hosts: DSB and David Dog
Contestants:
Daddy Dearest (Friday Night Funkin')
Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes)
Daisy (Super Mario)
Daiya Higashikata (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
Daniel J. D'Arby (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
Daniel (Camp Camp)
Dark Cacao Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)
Dark Choco Cookie (Cookie Run)
Darkness (KonoSuba)
Dave Miller / Purple Guy (Dayshift at Freddy's)
David (Battle for Dream Island)
David (Camp Camp)
Declan (Breaking Bad)
Dedede, King (Kirby)
Deimos (Madness Combat)
Demoman (Team Fortress 2)
Devil (Cuphead)
Devil Cookie (Cookie Run)
Dezmond, Magni (Holostars English)
Diavolo (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
Diego Brando (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
Diluc (Genshin Impact)
Dio Brando (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
Diona (Genshin Impact)
Donald Duck (Disney)
Donkey Kong (Donkey Kong)
Donut (Battle for Dream Island)
Doppio, Vinegar (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
Dora (Battle for Dream Island)
Dori (Genshin Impact)
Aftermath Hosts:
Devin (Total Drama: The Ridonculous Race)
Dice, King (Cuphead)
Peanut Gallery:
D.W. Read (Arthur)
Daisy Duck (Disney)
Daniel Tiger (Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood)
Danny Phantom (Danny Phantom)
Daphne Blake (Scooby Doo)
Daria Morgendorffer (Daria)
Darth Vader (Star Wars)
Deadpool (Marvel)
Dee Dee (Dexter's Laboratory)
Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory)
Dhalsim (Street Fighter)
Dick Dastardly (Wacky Races)
Diddy Kong (Donkey Kong Country)
Diego (Go, Diego, Go!)
Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)
Dipsy (Teletubbies)
Disgust (Inside Out)
Don Ramon (El Chavo del Ocho)
Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
Dora (Dora the Explorer)
Dracula (Dracula)
Drake (The Pebble and the Penguin)
Dr. Drakken (Kim Possible)
Duncan (Total Drama Island)
Camera - Doofy the Dragon (SML)
Security - Darkness (Legend)
So what do you think of my roster? It looks great, huh? Anyways, see you on Episode 1, and hopefully this season will go well.
Chapter 2: The Dawn of a New Season
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Somewhere in Dover, Delaware, USA.
It started out when a young man named Doppio who was woke up in the middle of the sidewalk
Doppio: *wakes up* What happened ?
Then he saw random people walking on sidewalk and cars moving on the streets
Doppio: Where am I ?
Then he decides to walk around the streets until he heard a phone call from a dandelion inside of his head and he decides to grab it
Doppio: Hello, can you tell me where I am ?
Diavolo: Doppio, It's me. Your boss
Doppio: Boss, is that really you ?!
Diavolo: Yes, I'm currently woke up and end up at the parking lot
Doppio: But what kind ?
Diavolo: It's sort of a restaurant and it isn't italian
Doppio: Oh, then what's the name of the restaurant
Diavolo: Let me see... it's Denny's I guess
Doppio: Are you sure, boss ?
Diavolo: Yes, it definitely says Denny's
Doppio: I haven't heard of this restaurant before
Diavolo: It's more of a diner than restaurant and this one look closed
Doppio: Is it abandoned ?
Diavolo: I have no idea about this place, but this isn't the only thing that I've woken up to.
Doppio: Is there something else ?
Diavolo: I just to appear to have two letters which it was meant for both of us
Doppio: Really ?
Diavolo: Yes. I suggest to come to this location from I am and read a letter each just to understand the situation
Doppio: Yes boss, I'm coming
Doppio decides to continue on walking until he found Diavolo
Doppio: I arrived, boss
Diavolo: Great, here's yours, take it
Doppio takes the letter from Diavolo's hands and opens it and it reads out
Doppio: Boss,it says "Dear upcoming contestant,you have received this letter at you doorstep at your home that we declare you as a participant of the BC01's ACE's season four known as the season D along with 29 other participants. Since your name starts with the letter D ,we would like you to go to a city called Dover which is located in the state of Delaware in the United States of America. You need to go there as soon as you can. And we have been wondering about the questions about the winnings and our answer is that the winner gets 1000000$ and gets the ownership of the apartament complex along with the previous three winners.So come to this location and we're going to have dazzling fun." Are we the fourth season contestants ?
Diavolo: Yes, I got the same thing. Doppio, looks like we aren't in Italy anymore
Doppio: So, this is where we end up here. Not only that our body has separated. How's that possible ?
Diavolo: I don't know Doppio, but I felt something
Doppio: Is there something wrong ?
Diavolo: Let me check if I still had a stand on me. KING CRIMSON !
Diavolo summons King Crimson
Diavolo: I couldn't believe it, King Crimson is back
Doppio: Hold on, is that a bag filled with discs and it has notes on it
Diavolo: What does it say ?
Doppio: It says " These are copies of King Crimson discs, use it one of them if in case of one of the Diavolo's deaths, even if he still had effects from Golden Experience Requiem "
Diavolo: That name of the stand ! It can't be !
Doppio: I don't understand it, but I think they are meant for you and where's the location for this season
Diavolo: Doppio, just grab the bag of discs and let's enter that diner
Doppio: Are you sure? But that diner had sealed windows and doors
Diavolo: Doppio, take a look next to the diner, there are parked vehicles
Doppio: Wait, that means..
Diavolo: The other contestants are already inside
Doppio: Are we really going inside of this diner ?
Diavolo: Just let's get in
Doppio: Ok boss
Diavolo and Doppio decides to go and try to open the door until their surprise, it opens
Diavolo: It's unlocked
Doppio: But, are there any contestants there ?
Diavolo: Let's find out
Doppio and Diavolo enter the diner and finds the rest of 28 contestants inside while the lights on
Diavolo: Now where are those contestants
Doppio: Oh, these are the contestants or customers?
Rest of the contestants: Hello
David (CC): Welcome you two at the Denny's, this one is different from the other ones, but you two must be the 29th and 30th contestant to arrive, which means that the cast of contestants are full.
Daffy: Well, at least these two aren't late
David (BFDI): Aw seriously ?!
Doppio: The letter is right, this is the place for the competition
Donald: Can you two introduce ourselves ?
Doppio: Oh, My name is Vinegar Doppio and this is my boss, Diavolo
Daisy: It's nice to meet both of you. I'm Princess Daisy and I am the princess of Sarasaland
Doppio: It's nice to meet you Daisy. So, all of the contestants start with D ?
Daisy: Yeah, we're the contestants of the fourth season which is season D
Doppio: Am I in for a reality TV show ?
Daffy: Yes! Name's Daffy Duck by the way and I have participated this show since the Nathan's version
Doppio: And that one is Donald Duck ?
Donald: Yep ! That's me ! I was the winner of Cole's version and the runner-up in Nathan's version
Diavolo: I'm going for a seat
Doppio: Ok boss, I'm going to talk to the rest of the contestants
Diavolo bumps into Donkey Kong
Doppio: Sorry, I didn't mean to bump into you
Donkey Kong: It's alright. But hi, I'm Donkey Kong and I've made my first appearance since the 1980's.
Doppio: Have you seen this show before?
Donkey Kong: Yes, I was a veteran since Cole's version, but this is my third time competing season
Doppio: Wow, we hope that we can get it along
Donkey Kong: Me too, I like to see your friendly attitude of yours and we really hope to be on the same team
Doppio: Teams ? Like in sports ?
Donkey Kong: Yeah, maybe you should wait for the host to explain it
Doppio: Ok, I'm going to meet up the rest of the players
Donkey Kong: Oh, I already talked everyone, but good luck
Doppio: Thanks Donkey
Doppio decides to chat with Daddy Dearest
Doppio: Oh hey, what's your name ?
Daddy: I'm Daddy Dearest, the ex-rockstar. You must be Doppio, is there anything you want to say about me ?
Doppio: Um, what are you here for ?
Daddy: Just to get further than my daughter's boyfriend which he got 5th place in the second season
Doppio: That sounds like a good placement, so what's his name ?
Daddy: Boyfriend, if I met him at the place where the semi-finale takes place, I'm going to tell him something that he never forget
Doppio: Ok..good luck with that, I'm going to met other contestants
Daddy: Sure, I'll just need some beer to smooth my mind
Demoman: Me too *berp*
Doppio: Um, what's your name ?
Demoman: Demoman, I work for RED company *berp*
Doppio: What's stands for ?
Demoman: You never heard of Reliable Excavation Demolition ? You really lived under the rock
Doppio: Sorry, this is my first time hearing this and what does it do ?
Demoman: We *berp* do demolition operations at Badlands, we *berp* also had computer racks, satellites, rockets, missile installations and other stuff
Diona: Ugh, I can't stand this drunkard
Doppio: So, what's your name ?
Diona: Diona, bartender of the Cat's Tail! I charge a hefty fee for private events.
Doppio: You came from a different word that I can really tell from the clothes. But I'm not really thirsty right now
Diona: Huh? You didn't come here for a drink? Hmm... Then I accept your invitation... I suppose...
Doppio: Ok then, who's else
Diluc: Is there something wrong ?
Doppio: I..T-there's nothing wrong ! I only asked for your name
Diluc: Diluc, of Mondstadt. Not interested in idle chit-chat. If you have things you want to get done, let me know.
Doppio: Ok
Dori: Hey Doppio, you really must be nervous one
Doppio: Huh ? Who are you ?
Dori: I'm Dori Sangemah Bay, a traveling merchant. As an introductory gift, you can enjoy a 10% discount on all my wares and merchandise. Feel free to have a look. I'll even help package up your purchase, free of charge. But I couldn't do it right now because I'm at the different location which the currency is different from where I came from
Doppio: Same here, I used to know lira as currency
Dori: Lira you say. Well, That's currency is Mora. But, I'm not kinda got used to know country's currency system, but I'll learn
Doppio: As for myself, I only woke up on the sidewalk
Dori: That's odd was to arrive this place, but I'm pretty sure we can get along together
Doppio: Yeah, I hope the boss didn't get into a fight with someone. I wonder what's next ?
Deimos: Sup Doppio, name's Deimos. I came from Nevada to compete this show from one of my pals suggested
Doppio: Oh, it's nice to meet you
Deimos: Yeah, I hope this season will be the badass one. My friend Sanford told me that competition is about challenges that are related to the letter and something like this. That would be awesome if we can fight off demons and blowing their heads off like fighting against the grunts
Doppio: Are you a mercenary ?
Deimos: Yeah, the hire to kill guy and I also work as an ally for the guy named Hank J. Himbleton
Doppio: Oh, that's nice
Donut: You're Doppio, right ?
Doppio: Yes, that's me
Donut: My name is Donut and I have competed in BFDIA, BFB and currently on TPOT
Doppio: That's understandable, because you're a donut
Donut: Yeah, these two stick figures are David and Dora. David is a bold one and he was a debuter in BFDI
David (BFDI): Aw seriously !
Donut: And this Dora, she did BFDIA and BFB, but she got sent inside of Four. Now she's here
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Hi, there! My name is Dora! I love eating islands! They are so delicious!)
Doppio: That..was..strange. Is there anything else about you ?
Donut: Yeah, *whisper* If you see those arms, these are cyber prosthetics. I lost my arms to Yellow Face after force me to ate a gumball
Doppio: At least you can pick it up now. Alright, I'm going to talk to someone else, I'll see you later Donut
Doppio decides to talk to Dedede
Doppio: Hey, excuse me. What's your name ?
Dedede: It is I, King Dedede, the one and only king of Dream Land.
Doppio: A king ?
Dedede: Yeah, I lived in Planet Popstar and also competed Nathan's season K
Doppio: So, why did you came to competed this season
Dedede: I just wanna try out something new. Oh boy, trust me Doppio. After getting beaten by Kenshiro in karate, witnessing corpses, forced watched a Smurf commercial about the war, getting false accused of sexual harassment by Kim Possible and getting eliminated with Korra. This time is different, that means I don't have to deal with Kirby and I wished there's a challenge about desert
Doppio: Ok, I understand your reason why you compete this season
Dedede: But hey, we can get along together, right ?
Doppio: Yeah, I think I should head to the other contestants, so see you later
Dedede: Ok, I'll see you later then
Doppio decides to talk to Daiya
Doppio: Oh hey, um , can you tell me your name
Daiya: My name is Daiya Higashikata and I possed a stand named California King Bed
Doppio: Wow, I guess me and boss aren't the only stand users in this season
Daiya: I know, I only compete this season for fun. So, tell me Doppio, what's your stand's name ?
Doppio: Oh, mine is Epitaph. It allows me to see 10 second into future
Daiya: Sounds nice. My stand's ability called Memory Theft which it allows me to take away a random memory from someone and turn it into a chess piece
Doppio: Are you going to use your stand to your advantage ?
Daiya: It depends on sort of situations
Doppio: Oh, I'll be leaving now, see you later
Daiya: Ok
Doppio decides to talk to Diego Brando
Doppio: Can you tell your name, please ?
Diego Brando: My name is Diego, Diego Brando. I was known as a genius British jockey in the Steel Ball Run race
Doppio: It's nice to meet you, but are you a stand user ?
Diego Brando: How did you know ?
Doppio: My gut tells me that you posses some sort of stand
Diego Brando: Are you asking me what stand do I have ? My stand, Scary Monsters who it allows me to turn others including myself into dinosaurs
Doppio: You can actually turn yourself into a dinosaur ?!
Diego Brando: I'll demonstrate my stand ability once the first challenge was introduced
Doppio: Ok, I'll talk to you later
Diego Brando: Good, I'll wait until the host arrives
Doppio decides to talk Daniel J. D'Arby
Daniel J. D'Arby: You must be Doppio. My name is Daniel J. D'Arby and I'm one of the nine Egyptian gods of prosperity. It is the pleasure to meet you
Doppio: Yeah, but what's your stand name ?
Daniel J. D'Arby: My stand is called Osiris and its ability to take the soul of anyone who loses to me in either any bet or game and turned them into collectable chip pieces, even though I'm expert gambler after all
Doppio: That sounds scary and tricky. So, what are you working for ?
Daniel J. D'Arby: That's a simple question. I worked for Lord Dio
Dio: Did somebody say my name ?
Doppio: Is that him ?
Daniel J. D'Arby: It is indeed was him
Dio: It is I, Dio. I will dominate this competition with my stand, The World!
Doppio: Come to think of it, there are six stand user in this place
Dio: Oh, have you noticed me yet ? If that is so, then I'll be glad to know my name. D'Arby, has the host arrived yet ?
Daniel J. D'Arby: Lord Dio, the host hasn't shown up. Although we're still waiting for me
Doppio: Ok, I'm going to talk to another contestant
Doppio decides to go to David from Camp Camp
David (CC): Hello Doppio. Sorry for forgetting my introduction. My name is David, I'm a camp counselor at Camp Campbell and we hope to have fun together
Doppio: Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
Daniel: Well,well,well. Look who it is.
David (CC): Daniel
Daniel: Who do you expect with someone who shares that name with that gambler
Doppio: Um, what's wrong with him ?
David (CC): Don't listen to him. He's a Cult Leader with a devotion to his religious ultralord, Xemüg
Daniel: Looks like we're going to be rivals in this competition, isn't it ?
David (CC): I didn't expect him to return, whatever you do, try to avoid contact him, he's possibly manipulative
Daniel: If you mind, I'll be doing something special, it will be soon
Dave: Wow, that guy is groovy.
Doppio: Um, who are you ?
Dave: Hello there, old sport. You must be a newbie. Don't worry, I'm a newbie as well. Are you ready for this show
Doppio: I think so
Dave: Great. I almost forgot to introduce myself. My name is Dave Miller and we're going to be here for a while
Doppio: So, why are you here ?
Dave: Because I want to get out from the company, but that competition is worth it with money
Doppio: Ok, but what about the apartment complex ?
Dave: That building whose owners were the winners from three seasons and it was ruled out by a speaker box and possibly that rodent professor. I'll decide what to do with it later. For now, we wait for the host in order to get season this started
Doppio: Ok, I'll see you later
Dave: Good luck, kid
Doppio decides to go to Declan
Doppio: What's your name, please ?
Declan: I'm Declan, a man named Mike sent me out to compete in this competition and I'm a product distributor. Don't need to ask, I just talked to your boss
Doppio: Really ? You two had something in common. What else ?
Dezmond: Hello, I'm Mangi Dezmond and I'm one of the member of Holostarts English in Holotempus, but unfortunately, I got graduated at 31st August, 2023 and I'm not referring graduation at High School or at University
Doppio: Oh, so what can you do ?
Dezmond: Since I'm a Vtuber, I can do live streams about gaming, music, chatting and more
Doppio: Like an internet sensation?
Dezmond: You can say that, if you want
Doppio: What are you going to do after this career ?
Dezmond: I decided to compete in this competition, just like you. I thought maybe this might be good way to move on
Doppio: I understand. Well, who's next ?
Darkness: Hi! I'm Darkness the crusader. It's nice to meet you!
Doppio: Yeah, it's nice to meet you, Darkness.
Darkness: I heard Aqua had participated this competition before and I heard it's fun
Doppio: If that's your reason to join, then I'm happy with that...(gets poked by Devil Cookie) Ouch! What was that for
Devil Cookie: Hehe...I'm Devil Cookie...this is going to be so much fun to mess with...
Doppio: Is that a gingerbread cookie ?. Is there anything else?
Dark Cacao: Greetings, I'm Dark Cacao Cookie, I'm the founder and the king of the Dark Cacao Kingdom. It is a pleasure to meet you.
Doppio: And who's that one ?
Dark Cacao: Wait, Dark Choco Cookie. I did not expect to show up here in front of my sight
Dark Choco: Same to you, father.
Doppio: What's going on?
Dark Cacao: Doppio, this is my son, Dark Choco Cookie. I disowned him for what he had done to my kingdom
Doppio: He did what ?!
Dark Choco: Whatever, Dark Enchantress Cookie sent me to compete in this competition. I'm apart of the Cookies of Darkness
Devil: Hey! Did you forget about me ?!
Doppio: Wait, who are you ?
Devil: Didn't you know ? I'm the Devil! I heard Cuphead had competed the previous season of this competition. If I win this season, I will rule that place and it will be all mine !
Dio: You think so ? We'll see about that ! (laughs evilly)
Doppio: Boss, I've met all the contestants
Diavolo: Great, I think a talk with Declan guy wasn't that bad. So, where's that damn host
Deimos: You're not the only one waiting for the host.
Daddy: Does the Host had gone late
Diona: I don't know. It better not be drunk
Dori: Maybe the host had problems to enter this diner
Dedede: Is it dropped ?
Dave: I think the doggos got him distracted
Diego Brando: You really believe a horde of dogs chased down the host ? I think not
David (BFDI): Aw seriously !
Donald: Maybe, he forgot to pick up something from it's vehicle
Donut: Wait, guys! The host is coming !
The Host arrives from the backdoor as the sound of the doorknobs can be heard and it is revealed to be a robot. The appearance of the host is shaped like the letter D with daffodil colored screen and it had a dantri colored body wearing a derby hat with a daisy bush colored stripe, a dungaree with denim jacket, Dallas gloves and dansko shoes. It also had a pullable drawer behind a dungaree.
D-Bot: Hello contestants, I'm D-Bot, the host of the season D
Darkness: It's nice to meet you D-Bot
Daffy: I have a question for you. Why do we come to this place with windows and doors being rolled shut and the lights are on when it's past dawn ?
D-Bot: That ? Well, I had to cover it up this with rollers because one of the contestants is a vampire
Dio: At least those lights aren't UV type
D-Bot: Anyways,welcome to the Alphabet Character Elimination Season D. 30 of you signed up for this competition for one million prize cash and an apartment complex with other three winners.
Dave: Of course you are. Are we going to start teams ?
D-Bot: Hold on, let me grab the list ( searches the list inside of body drawer until it reaches one and pulls it out) Here we go. (reads the list) Like any other seasons, they are 4 stages. 1, The teams which consist of two teams of fifthteen members. 2, The triple teams, The teams which consists of three teams of seven members with a twist where if a team loses, they lose two members which consists of a member moving out to the winning team and the other is out. 3, The points, a.k.a The merge. After the teams broke up, you will gain points which I'll get there when you reach this phase and 4 and last, The Free-roam. You will fight for a single immunity this time. After the last elimination was dealt, Then we have the Semi-Finale where you have to do all the challenges from not just this season, it will also consist of two others versions as well while being watched by all of the eliminated contestants, veterans and the ones who competed in previous seasons. After that, we have the Finale which consists of the final two. They will vote who's going to win this season and whoever gets the most votes wins this season. This should be all of it. Do you get all of that ?
Diluc: Of course we do
Doppio. Yeah, even boss can understand with those information
Daiya: So, where do we start ?
D-Bot: Well, the team leaders usually are the ones to pick, so let's grab two dice to start (searches the dice inside of the body drawer and finds both of them) There they are. Now,let's roll them
D-Bot rolls two 30-sided dice and lands on...................24 and 30. Then checks the list of contestants with numbers on it
D-Bot: Dezmond and Donkey Kong are the team leaders of this season. As for their head start, I wanted to give you two immunity-token and win-token each, they can be useful in case of elimination and they will be explained when you get there. So, you guys can start the pick'n
Dezmond: Hmm...I think Doppio will be the great pick
Doppio: Thanks, that was nice of you
Donkey Kong: I choose Daisy, we know each other since the first Mario Tennis game
Daisy: Alright !
Dezmond: I think I'll pick Diavolo since him and Doppio used to share a single body before their deaths in Jojo's part 5
Diavolo: I don't know where the hell do you get that information from, but I'm glad that I'm not putted for last
Donkey Kong: Donald, you can come to my team
Donald: Yes !
Dezmond: I know who to pick, I gotta pick Dio, he's seem a powerful and useful on my team
Dio: Looks like that I have been decided, Let's get the long streaks of wins
Donkey Kong: Let's choose Daffy. I think him and Donald should get along on this team
Daffy: Well, Donny , we're officially teammates now
Donald: Ok.
Dio: Dezmond, let's choose D'Arby on our team. His luck and skills will do the trick
Daniel J. Darby: It will be my pleasure to be on this team.
Donkey Kong: I think Dedede is next. Because him, Donald and Daffy are birds
Dedede: Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about !
Donald: Well, at least it's not Drake.
Dezmond: I choose Deimos, having a Combat Madness representative on my team would be cool
Deimos: Thanks for picking me
Donkey Kong: I'll take David, I'm referring the one from BFDI
David (BFDI): Aw seriously !
Dezmond: I pick Demoman, he's cool
Demoman: Alright! *berp*
Donkey Kong: I think I'll choose Dora, her name is familiar
Dora: DADADADADADADADA (Thanks!)
Dezmond: I'll pick Mr. Dearest
Daddy: It's about time!
Daisy: Hey DK, let's Daiya, I think she can be handy
Donkey Kong: Sure thing !
Daiya: Ok, this team is alright
Dezmond: Let's choose Diluc
Diluc: As long this team had good terms, I'll be alright
Donkey Kong: Let's choose Darkness. She can be useful on my team
Dezmond: I think Donut is next
Donut: Wow, I fell like that I'm apart of a strong team right now
Darkness: Let's choose Diona, she's cute
Donkey Kong: Sure, why not
Diona: Good thing that I'm not at the same team with that drunkard
Dezmond: Let's bring David from Camp Camp onto our team
David (CC): Nice, you have made the right choice
Donkey Kong: Hmm, let's choose Dori. I think she had some strategy on her hands
Dori: Thanks, if you think I had strategies of my own, you'll be thankful for that.
Dezmond: Hmm...let's choose Dark Cacao Cookie
Dark Cacao: Alright, I hope you accept me as a fellow member
Donkey Kong: I guess I'll choose his son then
Dark Choco: ...
Dezmond: I think Declan is next
Declan: Ok, let's roll for action
Donkey Kong: I'll choose Diego. His name is also familiar
Dezmond: I'll pick Dave, I'm sure he'll be a great pick
Dave: You've made the right choice to be on your team
Donkey Kong: I'll choose Daniel. His name is also familiar
Daniel: Good thing that I wasn't picked last. I'm pretty sure that I'm a fine teammate
Dezmond: This leaves me to the devils. I guess I'll pick The Devil from Cuphead
Devil: Finally ! I was chosen at last !
Donkey Kong: That leaves me with Devil Cookie
Devil Cookie: I don't have to be chosen, but now I'm a team member on your team !
D-Bot: Now your teams are full. What team names will you choose ?
Doppio: Hey Dezmond, what's our team name ?
Dezmond: I have a great name for that. Our team should be called the Digital Dragons !
Donald: Wow, the other team had a good name. What's our team name DK ?
Donkey Kong: Our team name should be called the Dynamic Drummers !
Dedede: That's an amazing team name DK, it makes sense because you were a talented drummer
Donut: Hey D-Bot, our teams had finished their team names.
D-Bot: That's great! We can start the first challenge
Dori: Then what does this challenge is all about ?
D-Bot: Well, let's take a look at the outside since it's dark around at night time and it's safe for Dio to go out at this time
Dio: That's great. I'm curious to know about this challenge
D-Bot: We'll see at the outside
D-Bot and the contestants existed outside of Denny's diner
Daffy: Um, D-Bot ? What exactly we're doing here
D-Bot: Just wait for a moment. (searches inside of body drawer and pulls out the remote that activates someone to move and presses it)
Then a loud roar can be heard from both contestants and the host
Diona: What was that ?!
D-Bot: That noise is what you're fighting against. The first challenge is to battle with a dinosaur.
Doppio: A dinosaur?!
D-Bot: Yes, whoever defeats this dinosaur, wins for their team and the other faces the elimination. Now let's do this.
Current teams:
Digital Dragons: Dezmond - Doppio - Diavolo - Dio - Daniel J. D'Arby - Deimos - Demoman - Daddy - Diluc - Donut - David (CC) - Dark Cacao - Declan - Dave - Devil
Dynamic Drummers: Donkey Kong - Daisy - Donald - Daffy - Dedede - David (BFDI) - Dora - Daiya - Darkness - Diona - Dori - Dark Choco - Diego Brando - Daniel - Devil Cookie
A large dinosaur appears in front of them
Dio: This challenge should be easily done in time
Dezmond: Let's defeat this dinosaur !
Most of the contestants charge against the dinosaur, As for Digital Dragons, Diavolo and Dio uses their stands, Deimos use his assault rifle, Demoman uses his grenade launcher, Diluc uses his claymore sword including his elemental burst called Dawn, Dark Cacao uses his Solemn Judgment skill while swinging his sword at it, Dave has brought strings of sausages and Devil uses his trident while Dezmond uses his potion on his teammates to give boost. As for Dynamic Drummers, Donkey uses his barrels and throws it at him while he does punches into it, Daisy uses her attacks from Smash Bros, Dedede uses his hammer, Dora launcher herself on dinosaur's face, Daiya tries to use her stand on the dinosaur, but it reveals to have no memories which means this dinosaur is an animatronic, Darkness and Dori uses their swords, Diona uses her bow to aim at the eyes, Dark Choco uses his Sword of Darkness skill while swinging his sword at it, Diego Brando uses his stand to turn Donald, Daffy, Daniel and himself into dinosaurs to charges against the large dinosaur and Devil Cookie uses his trident to poke one of the dinosaur's eyes
5 minutes later
Dio: It is now the time to use my ultimate stand's ability. BEHOLD, THE WORLD!
Dio summons The World and it stops time
Dio: Let's make this quick
The World starts to punch the living hell out of the dinosaur
The World: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ! MUDA !!
Dio: Time resumes
The time has resumed after 5 seconds, then a powerful blast noise that is so powerful enough to decapitate the dinosaur's mechanical head and it stopped moving
D-Bot: It looks like Dio's stand had finished the job, so he wins for his team
Dezmond: Alright! Our first win for Digital Dragons
Dave: Let's celebrate with delicious kebabs
Dark Cacao: Do you mean dinner ? Of course we do, I think Diluc is going to prepare the dishes for us
Demoman: I'm going to have a drunkover for tonight
Diavolo: I'm going to sleep after that
Dave (CC): We did it, we defeated the dinosaur and won our first challenge !
Doppio: Yeah, thanks to Dio, we don't have to worry about the elimination
Devil: Oh yes, the victory is surely sweet
Deimos: Heck yeah it is
Declan: Man, I'm really hungry, I'm going inside.
D-Bot: Dynamic Drummers, I'm sorry to say this, but you're up for elimination.
Diona: Aw come on !
David (BFDI): Aw seriously !
Devil Cookie: Dang it !
Dark Choco: ...
Daiya: Looks like we aren't strong enough, but we can win next time
Diego Brando: Even with my stand, it isn't strong enough to torn down the skin
Daffy: At least being the dinosaur is definitely cool
Donald: Yeah, I look like my ancestor in primordial times
Daisy: Wait, isn't this dinosaur an animatronic ?
Daiya: Yeah, that dinosaur had no memories on it when I try to use my stand on it
Darkness: I didn't know about that
Dori: I thought it was filled with flesh and bones like the ordinary living organism
D-Bot: Anyways, The Dynamic Drummers are up for elimination for losing the first challenge and it ends the dino battle episode. Who do you think will be eliminated in the next episode ? Find out in the next episode of A.C.E and bye for now.
Some time later
D-Bot: Ok, that's one down, 23 to go. I think the contestants had a great dinner inside of Denny's despite being designed for breakfast and I also made the dormitories as well to sleep in.
The three winners from previous seasons came to D-Bot
D-Bot: Why hello there you three, what are you doing at the late time ?
Albedo: We just showed up here to watch the fourth season which is season D and we saw the whole challenge in front of us. I'm Albedo by the way, the Chief Alchemist and Captain of the Investigation Team of the Knights of Favonius.
Bucciarati: I'm Bruno Bucciarati.
Chiaki: And I'm Chiaki Nanami. We're the winners of the previous seasons
The apartmenters that starts with A, B and C on their names have arrived in front of D-Bot
D-Bot: Wow, you brought all of those people as well. It might look like a festival, but that's dazzling.
Albedo: I'm glad you liked it. By the way, can we be the judges for one of the judging contests
D-Bot: Sure, feel free to be apart of it
Albedo: Thanks
The apartmenters are talking about the first episode of season D
Abbacchio: I couldn't believe it that we watched the whole challenge in the middle of the night at Denny's like this
Aoi: Albedo is surely did great with the meet up plans
Boyfriend: Brep baap baap boop ski doo bap bap skdabeep bap ski doo bop boppity kebap' skbep kebap beep skebap skdoo skbep beep bop boop bop boop. Ski Doo beep bop beep beep boop beep skda beep boop boop beep skidoo bippity bop boop beep beep bop beep beep skdoo beep beep bappity beep beep boop bop beep de beep bop ski doo beep beep boop beep skidoo bappity (My girlfriend's dad is here. I have a feeling that I want to rap him again)
Badger: There's a guy named Declan, but I never meet him before
Cioccolata: It appears Diavolo and Doppio are the contestants
Avdol: I had some thoughts about Dio as a contestant
Amber: I glad to see Diona and Diluc participating this season
Collei: Same thing goes to Dori
Bugs: My friend Daffy is here, and also his rival, Donald.
Bowser: And also, there's that gorilla who was former rivals with Mario!
Chica: There's Dave Miller from Dayshift at Freddy's
Coiny: Yeah, there's David, Dora and Donut
Axel: I'm glad to see Dezmond becoming a team leader for Digital Dragons
Custard: And some cookies too
Calliope: I'm glad to see Demoman finally making appearance in this one
Coco: And Deimos as well. By the way who do you think the prize handler
Baelz: I believe to be a youtuber just like Beluga
Batman: Again, we have to find out for the next episode to come out
Conker: Now, we are just returning back to the apartament complex to rest ourselves.
Chapter 3: Out of Or-Door
Chapter Text
Doppio wakes up in the morning in dormitories
Doppio: *yawn* (gets up from his bed) What time is it
Donut: It's 8 am, but good morning Doppio !
Doppio: Good morning Donut, where did everyone go ?
Donut: They went to the "living room" to get breakfast except Diavolo, he's sleeping in the closet.
Doppio: I tried to convince him to sleep on the bed, but he prefers in the closet
Donut: If he were to sleep on drawers, I bet some going to slam his face and though it may look like an alarm clock
Doppio: I'm going to wake him up
Doppio goes to open the closet and finding him deep sleeping
Doppio: Boss ! It's 8 in the morning, wake up !
Diavolo: Huh , What's going on Doppio ?
Doppio: Everyone went to get breakfast, I suggest to eat something to get the day started
Diavolo: Of course, let me get up
Diavolo gets up and walks to the "dining room"
Donut: Um, what's the matter with him ?
Doppio: He just had busy night
Donut: Oh, let's get some breakfast
Doppio and Donut goes to the "dining room" and they see the rest of them enjoying breakfast
Dedede: Yummy ! These foods on this diner are delicious, I'll add the list of dishes for my castle
Daisy: Wow Diona, your cooking skills are great !
Diona: Thanks, even though those aren't from Teyvat traditioned, I found these recipes and though one by one
Daiya: The breakfast is good, but did we almost forget that we are up for elimination
Daffy: Dang it, you're right
Donkey Kong: Don't let the dreams go down, I'm sure you're guaranteed to be safe
Daffy: I know, but we're going to lose one of our members
Dark Choco: Losing a team member doesn't make our team weak, isn't it ?
Dori: Of course, even with one less member, we're still have chances of winning
Darkness: Yeah, I'm sure the next challenge isn't that bad
Donald: Does anyone know who to vote for ?
Devil Cookie: Ooh, are we getting to vote to boot right, now ?
Daniel: Nope, But I know who's going to be eliminated
Daffy: Who is it?
Daniel: I'll tell you after someone gets out
Diego Brando: Are you suggesting that we should vote out the weakest member on our team ?
Daffy: Oh yeah, someone who did nothing at the first challenge !
Daisy: Don't you mean..
David (BFDI): Aw seriously ?!
Donkey Kong: Look, let's have a discussion and then we can have decisions to eliminate some, does it sound good ?
Devil Cookie: Yes sir leader, hehehe...
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA ( It's Understandable )
Daiya: Yes, it does sound like a good idea
Daniel: I'm going to have some fun for this
Diona: Ok
Dark Choco: ...
Meanwhile Doppio goes to have seat with his teammates
Doppio: Good morning everyone !
Demoman: Good morning Doppio, why not have a drink
Doppio: I prefer to get water
Deimos: Man, I knew the first challenge was badass ! I thought I'm going to shoot up some douchebags, but fighting a mecha dino is kinda better
Diluc: Although my skills are strong, but Dio's stand did greater damage than mine
Dezmond: If Saitama starts with D, he would finish off with a single punch
Daniel J D'Arby: You know, Lord Dio's stand is definitely unstable
Dezmond: Wait, didn't Jotaro's Star Platinum defeat him ?
Dio: Did I hear somebody saying one of the names of the Joestars ? As I really want to wipe the whole Joestar bloodline, but right now we other things on our hands
David (CC): Do you mean our breakfast ? You know, breakfast is important meal of the day
Doppio: Yeah, is there something else you want to say Dio ?
Dio: Do you think that we only stand there and wait until their elimination is over ? You would be wrong !
Daniel J D'Arby: Oh, I know what he's thinking. Are you trying to say that there's going to be a prize ceremony for those who won the challenge
Dio: That's correct and I shall deserve it !
Dark Cacao: Indeed, you were the one who decapitate that robot dinosaur
Devil: Ugh, If I only use my demonic powers on that beast, I should get that reward that I deserve
Deimos: Dude, you only did the trident damage.
Devil: So, I better get that sweet prize as soon as possible
Dio: Is that so, I don't think it will happen
Devil: I..will..have..my..PRIDE!
Donut: Is it like BFDIA ?
Dave: Prize ceremonies, a place where the winning team chooses the members to who to vote to who deserve the prize and I know it sounds like a good thing, so let's find this room and get the ceremony started
Doppio: Let's find D-Bot to see what is up to ?
Demoman: But, what about breakfast drinks
Daniel J. D'Arby: I think you should either get done or giving to someone who has large appetite
Donut: About the breakfast, I hope I didn't order any donuts, because I don't want to be a cannibal
Couple of minutes later after they ate breakfast
Dark Cacao: That was a nice breakfast, but now where's the D-Bot ?
D-Bot arrives with his equipment on its hands
D-Bot: I just finished these additional rooms. (looks at the contestants) What are you staring at ? Oh, is there something I missed ? Let me check something (pulls out the list again) Yeah, For the team who have won goes to the prize room where the prize ceremony is held and for the team who have lost goes to the elimination room where the elimination ceremony is held at. Ok, Digital Dragons come with me to the prize room and Dynamic Drummers goes to the elimination room where the elimination handler is waiting for you
Diavolo: Oh, good. I just finished eating
Doppio: I wonder what is all about the prize ceremony
Daffy: Wait, who's going to be the elimination handler ?
D-Bot: About the elimination handler...is dead.
Contestants: What ?!
D-Bot: Just kidding, I was going to look for one, but I found this person on Youtube and he's seem to be fit to be one
Dezmond: That sounds cool, but our team couldn't meet him
D-Bot: He's only here for the eliminations, and he brought his friend on the way
Donut: Oh, we should get going then
At the prize room
D-Bot: Here we are, this is the prize room.
Dezmond: Wow, this room is filled with dance pads and dance floors
David (CC): And they had instruments that starts with D as well
Doppio: This room is amazing, but where does it start
D-Bot: Oh, I should explain this. You have to go to a booth where you can draw a person's name to deserve the prize. After that I'll count the votes.
Daniel J D'Arby: This should be simple
Dave: I know and we know who gets that prize
Devil: Is it me, right ?
Donut: I don't know, but let's see
At the voting booth, Dezomond, Doppio, Diavolo, Daniel J D'Arby, Deimos, Daddy, Diluc, Donut, David (CC), Declan and Dave wrote the names normally, Dark Cacao had climb up on the desk in order him to write a name and carry a piece of paper to the vote ballot box, Dio wrote the name of the person while smudging, Demoman wrote the name while he was drunk and Devil decides to wrote his name as sharp as possible.
After the voting booth
D-Bot: Now with the votes done and it turns out Dio wins the prize with 14 votes while The Devil only get one
Devil: What ! I thought I'm going to get that prize !
Demoman: Hahahaha, wow he's such a fool !
Dave: I know, right ?
Donut: That was the most selfish vote I have heard of
Devil: Hmpf, whatever
Dio: Where's my reward ?
D-Bot: (pulls out the prize along with a win-token) you get a head of Dilophosaurus and a win-token as a bonus
Dio: I was expecting to get something like a treasure, but an head of extinct animal is fine
Doppio: Hold on, what does a win-token do ?
Donut: I know this one, it's a token where you can use it to cut your votes in half and it's only usable in elimination, but you can use it one at a time
Dio: Interesting things you said, Donut. I shall use it for my advantage in case of the elimination
Dezmond: What about the immunity-token ?
Donut: It's just guarantee safety if you feel like you were targeted it at the elimination
Dezmond: I see, but let's wait for the Dynamic Drummers to finish their elimination
Deimos: Or we could just get to check out this room
David (CC): Sure, it's definitely fun in there
Meanwhile at the elimination
Donald: So, this is the elimination ceremony looks like, huh
Devil Cookie: Ugh, this ceremony is bland. I was expecting to be filled with flames from hell !
Diona: This room is alright, but I'm worried the elimination though
Dark Choco: ...
Daitomodachi: Hello contestants from Dynamic Drummers, Dai here. Welcome to your first elimination
Donald: Who are you ?
Daitomodachi: I'm Daitomodachi, call me Dai for short. I'll be the elimination handler
Darkness: I know this person, I have been to a show called "Kakyoin Waifu Connoisseur"
Dori: You really recognise this person ?
Darkness: Yes, at that time I have meet a wonderful man named Kakyoin
Daffy: Wow, what does he do ?
Darkness: Him, his show is about interviewing women from anime, show, novels and video games. Aqua as been to this show as well
Daisy: Oh, This Dai person also made fan made series about Dragon Ball and there a parody videos as well including...me
Donkey Kong: Is there something about that video about you
Daisy: This one is related to Super Mario Movie and this is one is sadly dark, but it's not canon
Daiya: So, what's all about it ?
Daisy: Since I didn't appear in that movie, but let's just say Luigi had to do a "sacrifice" on me. But I imagine it as a nightmare and Luigi will never do something like that.
Diego Brando: By the way, Can you explain the elimination ?
Daitomodachi: Sure, Just like shows in Survivor, Total Drama and The third season of Inanimate Insanity, you guys will vote one of your team members to get eliminated from this show by using the booth, you will write the name of the team member who deserves to get eliminated. Whoever gets the most vote, will be eliminated.
Dedede: That's easy, I'm going to vote right now !
Dedede ran to the voting booth
Daffy: Woah, he's getting ahead. Looks like we have no choice
At the voting, Dedede has already casted his vote. Donkey Kong, Daisy, Donald, David (BFDI), Dora, Daiya, Darkness, Diona, Dori, Diego Brando and Daniel voted normally , Dark Choco had to climb up to the desk to write a name and carry a piece of paper to the vote ballot box and Devil Cookie flew to the desk to write a name and carry a piece of paper to the vote ballot box.
Daitomodachi: Now the votes are done, let's count the-
Daki: Hey Dai, can I count the votes and hi guys
Devil Cookie: Who is that human ?
Daitomodachi: I almost forgot. This is Daki, she's one of my friends
Daki: Yeah, it's to meet all of you !
Daitomodachi: I was going to count the votes , but she wants it to do it, the I let her
Daki: Yay!
Daitomodachi: Here are the votes from the contestants from the losing team
Daki: Cool ! But does anyone want to use a win-token or an immunity-token ?
Donkey Kong: I use none
Daitomodachi: Ok, the prizes for this elimination are Daintree dishes and there are 14 of them, if you don't get one, that means you're out of the game.
Daki: Don't you mean eliminated ?
Daitomodachi: Yeah, let's get started in the Survivor style.
Daki: (opens the vote ballot box and pulls out the first vote) A vote for David
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for David
David (BFDI): Aw seriously ?!
Daki: (pulls out the next vote) A vote for Daffy
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for David and one vote for Daffy
Daffy: What ! Who voted for me ?!
Daki: (pulls out the next vote) Another vote for David
Daitomodachi: That's two votes for David and one vote for Daffy
David (BFDI): Aw seriously ?!
Daki: (pulls out the next vote) Another vote for David
Daitomodachi: That's three votes for David and one vote for Daffy
David (BFDI): Aw seriously ?!
Daki: (pulls out the next vote) Another vote for David
Daitomodachi: That's four votes for David and one vote for Daffy
David (BFDI): Aw seriously ?!
Daki: (pulls out the next vote) Another vote for David
Daitomodachi: That's five votes for David and one vote for Daffy
David (BFDI): Aw seriously ?!
Daki: (pulls out the next vote) Another vote for David
Daitomodachi: That's six votes for David and one vote for Daffy
David (BFDI): Aw seriously ?!
Daki: (pulls out the next vote) Another vote for David
Daitomodachi: That's seven votes for David and one vote for Daffy
David (BFDI): Aw seriously ?!
Daki: (pulls out the next vote) Another vote for David
Daitomodachi: That's eight votes for David and one vote for Daffy
David (BFDI): Aw seriously ?!
Daki: (pulls out the next vote) Another vote for David
Daitomodachi: That's nine votes for David and one vote for Daffy
David (BFDI): Aw seriously ?!
Daki: (pulls out the next vote) Another vote for David
Daitomodachi: That's ten votes for David and one vote for Daffy
David (BFDI): Aw seriously ?!
Daki: (pulls out the next vote) Another vote for David
Daitomodachi: That's eleven votes for David and one vote for Daffy
David (BFDI): Aw seriously ?!
Daki: (pulls out the next vote) Another vote for David
Daitomodachi: That's twelve votes for David and one vote for Daffy
David (BFDI): Aw seriously ?!
Daki: (pulls out the next vote) Another vote for David
Daitomodachi: That's thirteen votes for David and one vote for Daffy
David (BFDI): Aw seriously ?!
Daitomodachi: The first eliminated contestant is.....
Daki pulls out the last vote and reveals to be-
Daitomodachi: David
David (BFDI): AW SERIOUSLY !
Daffy: *phew* I'm definitely safe, whoever voted for me is a dummy
Daitomodachi: The rest of you gets the dishes
Dedede: YEAH ! That's I'm talking about
The contestants who are safe gets a Daintree dish each
Diego Brando: I'm not surprised to see him go. In fact, he's the only one who did nothing in this challenge
Daniel: Not only that, he only said only phase "Aw seriously" which we made him a perfect target for this elimination
Diona: To be fair, that weirdo just walking around for no reason and he had no purpose either
Donald: I met him since Cole's version and his reason for his elimination was being not a talkative person.
Donkey Kong: Oh yes, I meet him since Cole's version as well
Daniel: Looks like everyone voted for David expect for himself
Daffy: Wait a minute, that means David voted for...*GASP* WHY YOU LITTLE !
Daitomodachi: Woah ! Woah ! Woah ! Daffy ! Calm down ! It's only one vote against you
Dedede: Damn, David voted for a wrong person, I am right guys ?
Devil Cookie: Yes ! We have made the right choice to remove him
David (BFDI) start to build up his anger
Dori: Honestly, I didn't know about him, but his lack of vocabulary made me to vote for him
Darkness: Agreed, He doesn't appeared to be strong either
Daisy: I haven't seen him until The finale of Cole's season D
Dark Choco: ...
Daki: Um, what's wrong with David
Daitomodachi: I know he was informed to be eliminated, (to David) but do you have any last words before you go ?
David (BFDI): NO !!!
Then David (BFDI) quickly runs off out of the elimination room than out of the Denny's diner
Donkey Kong: Dai, David just run off
Daitomodachi: Don't worry DK, I got this:
Then a montage play where Daitomodachi runs out both the elimination room and Denny's diner to chase out for David (BFDI) until..
Daitomodachi: Gotcha ! y
David (BFDI): *pant* Aw...seriously
Daitomodachi: Yes, running isn't an option, so bye bye !
Daitomodachi teleports David (BFDI) back to his homeworld
Back to the elimination room
Daki: I think he caught him by now
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADA (I'll miss him)
Devil Cookie: Or not, hehehe...
Donkey Kong: Now the elimination is over, let's go to the D-Bot for the next challenge. Dedede are you done eating your dish ?
Dedede: *burps* Yep, I'm full
Diona: Well, he is a king after all
The contestants left the ceremonies and finds D-Bot
D-Bot: Done already ?
Demoman: *berp* Yeah
D-Bot: Ok, the second challenge is at this door
Daffy: So, what's the purpose with this door ?
D-Bot: The objective for this challenge is to look for a hidden door inside of a mysterious room in order to find me.
Daddy: Does it have obstacles ?
D-Bot: Yes, the dangerous ones, be careful with those, otherwise you might get injured or worse, death
Diavolo: Oh dear god ! Is this where my next death is going to be ?!
Doppio: Boss, calm down ! I'm pretty sure we can avoid that, right ?
D-Bot: That's not all, isn't it? There are magical dolphins inside this room that can help you. If you find them , they will give you clues and hints.
Diona: Wow, that sounds pretty
D-Bot: Anyways, I'm going to inside, just wait for 5 minutes in order to start the challenge
D-Bot enters the mysterious room and the contestants waited for 5 minutes before they could enter it as well
At the mysterious room
Current teams:
Digital Dragons: Dezmond - Doppio - Diavolo - Dio - Daniel J. D'Arby - Deimos - Demoman - Daddy - Diluc - Donut - David (CC) - Dark Cacao - Declan - Dave - Devil
Dynamic Drummers: Donkey - Daisy - Donald - Daffy - Dedede - Dora - Daiya - Darkness - Diona - Dori - Dark Choco - Diego Brando - Daniel - Devil Cookie
Dezmond: Alright, fellow members of Digital Dragons, we need to find the hidden door to find D-Bot
Diluc: Then how are we supposed to know which door leads to D-Bot ?
Daniel J. D'Arby: Just leave it to myself. With my luck, I know which door to find and this is going to be tricky
Demoman: What about blow up some doors
Deimos: Nah ! Brute force those babies will do the trick
Doppio: Guys, please ! There's no need for that, I'm sure we can find the door in no time
David (Camp Camp): He's right, this feels like an adventure made to enjoy ourselves
Dark Cacao: I didn't usually travel that much, like David said, it feels like an adventure
Donut: Yeah, we really need to find a hidden door to win this challenge, but which door should we choose
Dio: Let's let D'Arby decide, I'm definitely sure our next victory will lead by him
Daniel J. D'Arby: I'll do it for you, Lord Dio
Dave: Which door do you choose, D'Arby man ?
Daniel J. D'Arby: Let's try for that door
Declan: Welp, let's do the trick then
Devil: And it better not be a trap !
The Digital Dragons entered the room that was chosen by Daniel J. D'Arby
Donkey Kong: The Digital Dragons entered that door and thought D-Bot was sitting in there. Do you have any ideas ?
Donald: Uhhhhhhhhhhh
Daiya: What about we split into seven groups of duos ?
Donkey Kong: That's a great idea, Daiya !
Dedede: Then who's going to be in the groups ?
Donkey Kong: I know ! Me and Daisy will take the Dark Blue Sliding Door, Donald and Daffy will take the Denim Blue Swing Door, Diona and Dori will take the Deep Red French Door, Daiya and Diego will take the Dusty Rose Folding Door, Dark Choco and Devil Cookie will take the Dark Green Pocket Door, Dedede and Darkness will take the Desert Sand Barn Door, Dora and Daniel will take the Dove Gray Bifold Door.
Daniel: Interesting, that way, we can find it quicker
Daffy: Let's check out then
Donkey Kong and Daisy opens the Dark Blue Sliding Door and enters it
Daisy: I wonder what's inside of this room
Donkey Kong: Wait ? Is that Dreamlands ?
Daisy: Yeah, this looks amazing in nature
Then they found the magical dolphins appeared
Donkey Kong: These must be the magical dolphins
Daisy: Hey, can you help us to find a hidden door, please ?
The magical dolphins accepts the request from Daisy and they suggest them to follow them
Daisy: You wanted us to follow you ?
The magical dolphins nodded
Daisy: That's awesome, let's follow them DK !
Donkey Kong: Ok !
Donkey Kong and Daisy follows the magical dolphins
Meanwhile, Donald and Daffy enters the Denim Blue Swing Door and enters it
Donald: It's just an ordinary dining room !
Daffy: Welp, let's check this room and find some hidden mechanisms that leads to something
Donald: That's a good idea Daffy, let's do this
Donald and Daffy start to look everywhere in the dining room until..
Daffy: Donny ! I found this doorbell
Donald: Ooh, let's open it !
Daffy: Here goes nothing !
Daffy touches the doorbell and explodes like in classic cartoon
Daffy: Dang it! I didn't expect to be some hidden explosives
Donald: We just moved a dresser and this all we got
Daffy: At least we found this strange letter that says about revenge and it has a date on it
Donald: Let me see that
Donald looks at the letter and he shook in distress
Donald: Oh no, it can't be !
Daffy: (realizes) Oh boy, it can't be good
Donald: We should tell it to the others about this
Daffy: Right. Now, let's continue our search for the hidden door !
Meanwhile, Diona and Dori opens the Deep Red French Door and enters by a Doggy Door
Diona: I don't understand that we have to go through a Doggy Door
Dori: That door didn't have a doorknob
Diona: That is so true, but what kind of room is this ?
Dori: It appears that we have entered a dog pound
Diona: Look, it has scary dogs !
Dori: Some breeds reminds me of the ones from Teyvat
Diona: Yeah, and most of the dogs had a mush faces
Dori: And some of them resembles some wolfs
Diona: But where are we going to find a hidden room like this ?
Dori: Let's find some buttons that might open the hidden paths
Diona: Ok, these dogs gave me nerves
Diona and Dori starts to search around the dog pound until one of them pressed the button where it unlocks the cages and the dogs are starting to stare at Diona
Dori: Hey Diona, why do the dogs stare at you ?
Diona: They see that I have cat ears and tail
Dori: Let's get out of here
The dogs start to exit out of the cages and chases Diona and Dori until they get blocked after Diona and Dori escaped through the doggy door
Diona: *phew* That was the close call
Dori: Yeah, those dogs have gone crazy !
Diona: How much time we have to hold them
Dori: I have no idea, but we need some barricade to hold them for long
Meanwhile, Daiya and Diego opens the Dusty Rose Folding Door and enters it
Daiya: Hey, this room is so dark, but where's the lightswitch ?
Diego Brando: Hmm..it appears to have one
The room gets bright up and it revealed to be filled with dynamites and it's starting blow
Diego Brando: Daiya, let's get out of here !
Daiya and Diego Brando exits the room they closed the door to muffle the explosion
Daiya: At least that door is strong
Meanwhile, Dark Choco and Devil Cookie opens the Dark Green Pocket Door and enters it
Devil Cookie: That took long enough
Then they saw bunch of demons chilling and playing poker
Dark Choco: This room is filled with demons
Devil Cookie: Hey guys ! I have a request for you
The demons were distracted
Demon Boss: Spill it out
Devil Cookie: Well, there's a room that contains an ancient treasure made for the Satan
Demon Boss: Hmm..then where is the treasure ?
Devil Cookie: It's one of the doors
Demon Boss: Since you arrived from that magic door, we'll take a look
Devil Cookie: Alright ! Dark Choco Cookie, we have found bunch of helpers
Demon Boss: Boys, let's rule out this door and search for the another
The demons race out the room and they entered each door available except the one had a Doggy Door while they laughed at it
Devil Cookie: With those demons entering each door, they will find D-Bot in no time
Demon Boss: D-Bot you say ? Is it a treasure ?
Devil Cookie: Yes ! It's a treasure !
Demon Boss: Hmm, understood. (take a look at the laughing demons) What are you laughing at ?
A Demon: Boss, there are those two little girls standing at this door
Demon Boss: (approaches Diona and Dori) Get out of the way ! (Pulls them out and the dogs came out of the Doggy Door )
A Demon: Boss, dogs are coming !
Demon Boss: I demand them to take out those creatures out of this door !
Then the demons and dogs start to have a war on each other while one of the dogs entered through the door where Digital Dragons went inside
Meanwhile, Dedede and Darkness enters the Desert Sand Barn Door and enters it
Dedede: That door leads to a dungeon
Darkness: If that door leads to D-Bot, then we definitely going to win this challenge
Dedede and Darkness explored through the dungeon until one of them activate the booby trap
Darkness: Did I hear a shot ?
Dedede: Darkness ! Look out !
Dedede throws himself to at the dart to defend Darkness
Darkness: Dedede ? Are you alright ?
Dedede: Yeah..I might have..fallen..to..sleep (falls asleep)
Darkness: Oh my ! This dungeon had traps in them ! I gotta be careful from where I'm stepping on
Then a horde of Dullahans coming towards to them
Darkness: There are Dullahans ?! I must fend of that horde and protect Dedede with all my might that I have
Meanwhile, Dora and Daniel opens the Dove Gray Bifold Door and enters it
Daniel: This door leads us inside of Dornier 228
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (How did you know what kind of vehicle it is ?)
Daniel: Oh, it's just my guess. Let's search around this plane
Dora and Daniel searches around the inside of Dornier 228 and they found something
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (I found two parachute, I think these are made from Denmark)
Daniel: Great ! I found it much better !
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (You do? Let me see it)
Daniel: Behold! A device that can make dimensional portals !
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Ooh, That's so cool !)
Daniel: I know Dora, let's set the destination and !
The dimensional portal opens
Daniel: Let's grab parachutes and jump into that dimension
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADA (Alright, here goes nothing !)
Dora and Daniel jumps off the dimensional portal and they deploy the parachutes and lands into the land of Dreamlands
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Hey Daniel, what is this place ?)
Daniel: This is Dreamlands, and I'm sure there's an hidden door around here
Meanwhile, The Digital Dragons somehow entered the department store
David (CC): Wowie ! We can't believe it we made it to the department store
Dark Cacao: This is bigger than my kingdom !
Daddy: And my studio
Deimos: Damn, I bet there bunch of places that we can go
Dio: It's a good thing that the department store doesn't have any sunlight, otherwise I would turn to dust immediately. By the way, this place would be perfect place to store up my minions and held slaves as I want
Daniel J D'Arby: It does also have a casino as well
Dave: And possibly like in Las Vegas with stripper foxes
Donut: Wait, what ?
Dezmond: Guys, I know this place looked awesome, but we gotta find the the hidden door
Doppio: Yeah, but D'Arby, is it the right place to find the hidden door ?
Daniel J D'Arby: With these chances, I'm sure we can find this door
Then out of nowhere, a dog with rabies jumps and bites Diavolo's butt
Diavolo: GOD DAMMIT ! Get this dog off me !
Daddy pulls out the gun and shots the dog, then Deimos use his assault rifle and shoot live rounds the dog, then Demoman uses his grenade launcher on the dog and it fires and blows it up while sending Diavolo flying, then lands on solid floor
Doppio: Boss, are you ok ?!
Diavolo: I'm alright..
Devil: Ok, who the hell, let that dog ?!
Diluc: I haven't known the motive, but my guess is that dog went through that same door that we went in.
Deimos: Probably someone had let it lose, but what about him ?
David (CC): He got bitten with rabies
Donut: Is he going to be alright ?
David (CC): I'm sorry to say this but there's no effective treatment. He would die in several weeks or months
Dave: Oh, death by doggo's rabies
Diavolo: I gotta stay...alive !
Daddy: Damn, that's going to be a slow death, huh ?
Declan: Don't forget that he flew off by explosion from the Demoman's weapon
Demoman: My grenade launcher isn't the only weapon I use.
Dio: Enough with chit chat, let's go already
Declan: I'm going to use the restroom
Declan goes to the male restroom and takes his dump on the toilet until he finishes it
Declan: Ahhh...that was some good sh**
Deadpool: Hey there
Declan: What the- !
Deadpool: Chill out man, I'm one of the guys will be apart of the peanut gallery in the Aftermath
Declan: Ok, that sh** happens so fast, I'm out of here
Declan leaves the male restroom
Deadpool: Hey I'll be appearing in the seventh episode !
Declan: Guys, where did you go ?
Donut opens a random door and takes a look at it
Donut: Is that Davidland ?
The Davids from the David land shouted the phrase "Aw seriously ?!", then Donut closes the door
Donut: I don't think this door leads to somewhere
Dezmond: Guys, D'Arby has found this room that leads us to the hidden door !
Donut: I'm coming !
Declan: Don't forget about me !
The Digital Dragons enters the Destination Room
Doppio: Is that the Destination Room ?
Deimos: This has gotta be it !
Dave: There are the control in that one
Devil: Is there anyone who can operate this ?
Daniel J D'Arby: Let me handle it
Daniel J D'Arby enters the coordinates on the device and submits it which cause his team to be teleported closest to the hidden door
Donut: Where are we ?
David (CC): That's Dreamlands, a wonderful fictional place to explore
Dio: And we're getting closer to that door
Demoman: Hold on ! *berp* Those two carrying parachutes are coming !
Dave: And here comes the team leader of Dynamic Drummers and his teammate, DK and Daisy
David (CC): And those carrying parachutes are Dora and... Daniel !
Daniel: Hello David, we met again and you brought the whole team with you.
David (CC): Where did you find us ?
Daniel: It was simple, but I wouldn't dare to tell you that
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA ( Daniel, we should look the hidden door and the other two teammayes are coming)
Daisy: Wow, those magical dolphins are so kind to help us on the challenge
Donkey Kong: Yeah, I wish Diddy was here, that would so much-
Daisy: Is that Dora and Daniel along with the whole Digital Dragons ?
Donkey Kong: And they were close to the hidden door I believe
Daisy: Then let's help our teammates and get that challenge done
Doppio: We better find the hidden door around this area before it's too late !
Dora senses the hidden door while caught the attention to Daniel J D'Arby
Daniel J D'Arby: (thinking) (Dora must spotted that door, I better use my luck)
Dora and Daniel J D'Arby races to raise their hands to put on the doorknob until it opens
D-Bot: Woah, you really found the hidden door. But I only can see Daniel J. D'Arby and Dora's hands on the doorknob, it may look like a tie.
Diavolo: Then which team has won ?
D-Bot: Since Digital Dragons had brought the entire team and Daniel J. D'Arby's hand was mostly on the doorknob, their team won. That means the Dynamic Drummers are up for elimination again
Dio: Ha! I knew D'Arby would win the challenge for us
Dezmond: Oh yeah, thanks to D'Arby, we won twice in a row !
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Darn, I'm sorry for letting my team down)
Daisy: It's alright, we can still win next time
D-Bot: By the way, Dynamic Drummers, where are your rest of the teammates ?
Donkey Kong: They must be still out for the look out
Meanwhile at the beginning are in mysterious room
Daffy and Donald exits the room they have been and finds some dead dogs and demons
Daffy: What the heck happened there ?!
Diona: There's a massive breakout between the dogs and demons !
A Demon: Boss, we found the treasure !
Demon Boss: Is that a golden dagger ? We'll take it !
Then Darkness comes out as well while carrying Dedede
Darkness: *pant* I'm back !
Daiya: What happened to Dedede ?
Darkness: He got shot with a dart that put him to sleep and what's actually happened here ?
Devil Cookie: Oh, I know what's going on here, my army of demons had searched every door for their quest to find the hidden door
Diego Brando: I see. You know, I could turn those demons into dinosaurs right now
Donald: I didn't get it.
Back to the Dreamlands
D-Bot: Oh, I understand. Anyways, The Dynamic Drummers are up for elimination again for losing the second challenge and it ends the door search episode. Who do you think will be eliminated in the next episode ? Find out in the next episode of A.C.E and bye for now.
AT THE APARTMENT COMPLEX
Albedo: So, what did you guys think?
Coiny: Well, the first eliminated contestant was David. To be fair, didn't like him in the first place
Blocky: Same here, but that montage where Dai chases David is so cool
Claptrap: But which David ?
Ash Williams: The one from Battle for Dream Island
Badger: Well, this challenge was pretty simple. The contestants had to look for a door.
Bendy: There were some dangerous obstacles along the way like dynamites, mad dogs, and even explosive doorbells.
Adam: Well, it's kinda like how you can be in an escape room. But I really liked how there were some magical dolphin creatures who gave clues and hints.
Bart: The last time we trusted dolphins, when we were at sea, they taunted us and then ran away.
Childe: Oh my cyno archon. I can't believe I had an all-devouring narwhal, and there were magical dolphins in this challenge.
Arnold Shortman: I agree.
Carrie: So, I have a question. When is the next episode coming out?
Albedo: We'll find out eventually. In the meantime, we will play more video games around here.
Chiaki: Maybe there might be a video game-related challenge here.
Albedo: Yeah, I guess so. But let's just wait until the next episode comes out.
Combo: Um, guys, there's a random demon appeared next to us
A Demon: Hey, has anyone seen Satan's treasure ?
Abbacchio: Why the hell is that demon doing here ?
Albedo: Hold on what's your name ?
Char: My name is Char. Yeah, My name is definitely Char
Amethyst: I don't remember competing in the third season
Alex: Me too, but where did he come from
Char: I'm from Hell, my boss just sent me out to search for this treasure. Here! That's the treasure that we are looking for (shows a picture of D-Bot enjoying on Disneyland )
Celestia: Are you looking for D-Bot ?
Char: Yeah, it's a purple robot wearing overalls. A gingerbread devil asked my boss about it
Affogato: Hmm...that sounds interesting. But sadly, The fourth season host isn't here until this season is complete
Char: Oh, I'll just leave.
Char leaves the room
Book: That was weird
Chef Pee Pee: Yeah, he reminded me of Craig the Devil, I hate that guy!
Albedo: Alright, let's just wait for the next episode.
Chapter 4: Domino Way!
Chapter Text
Doppio wakes up in the morning in dormitories just to get up for another day
Doppio: (thinking) (Alright, this is my third day, the team that I was in had won thanks to D'Arby. I feel bad about the other David, he didn't do anything in the competition. I found out some information about him while I was having a conversation with Donut. On the other hand, boss had something about him while we're in the prize room )
Then a flashback plays
Devil: Hmm...who's going to be the first boot..
Diavolo: My first guess is definitely David
Donut: Wait, I'm confused. But, which one ?
David (CC): Since the Dynamic Drummers are up for the elimination , I think he mentioned for a stick figure
Daniel J D'Arby: Yes, I can confirm that he's going to be the first eliminated contestant in this competition
Donut: Why do you think that ?
Daniel J D'Arby: It was simple, the actions in the first challenge
Doppio: Do you think David got eliminated because he did nothing to stop a mecha dinosaur ?
Daniel J D'Arby: Exactly
Deimos: Don't forget that he was also sort of strange type
Declan: Ok, that guy looks depressing with a neutral face. So, what are we going to do after their elimination ?
Dezmond: That ? We still got Dio on our team. His strength is the strongest after all
Daniel J D'Arby: Of course, Lord Dio did won for us in the first challenge
Dio: Team, I have a great feeling that the next challenge will have same probability of winning
Deimos: Really ? I'll take it
Dave: Same here
The flashback ends
Doppio: (I wonder did we get back to Denny's ? Well, one of the teammates had a dimensional device on his hands and brought us back here while the others didn't know about it and I'm surprised that Dio didn't get any sunlight at him while he and the others at the Dreamlands. After that, there's a random demon just sitting in front of our sights except for Dedede which he was probably knocked out during the challenge and Mr Dearest thought it was a lost child from one of his minions. The other team told us that there's a lot more than time, for example, they say that there's a gang of demons that had sort of war with the dogs from the pound and the other there's an army of dullahans found in the dungeon which I believe Darkness went in there. But what does D-Bot offer next ?)
Doppio goes to the diner and finds Dedede awake
Doppio: (Is that Dedede ? He must got rest up from the second challenge )
Dedede: *gulps up* Ha. That was a nice drink for the day.
Daffy: Good thing that I had extra Dr.Pepper
Dedede: So, what happened after I got it, you know ? A fallout ?
Darkness: While you were unconscious. I fought a horde of dullahans which is rough, eventually found couple of dead bodies of dogs and demons after we got out of here
Dedede: What ?! When did that happen ?
Diona: Me and Dori went into a pond and accidently opened the cages while we got chased down by dangerous dogs.
Dori: We managed to get out there, but that door had a doggy door, so we had block it to prevent those dogs gets out of the pound, but we got pulled away by a large demon and that brutal fight happened from our eyes
Daiya: Me and Diego found the dynamite room while it triggered the explosion
Daisy: Me and DK went to Dreamlands and found the magical dolphins, while they are kind to us to lead the hidden door location
Donkey Kong: But we saw the whole Digital Dragons team, Dora and Daniel in front of us
Daisy: And we though Dora won the challenge for us, but the other Daniel got his hand at the doorknob
Dedede: Does that mean we're up for elimination again ?
Daniel: Unfortunately, we do. But, I got a better plan for the next challenge
Devil Cookie: Ooh, I like this is going..hehehe..
Donald: Hey Daffy, what about the letter we found
Daffy: Right Donny, (pulls out the letter and gives it to Donkey Kong) here, read it
Donkey Kong reads the whole letter out loud and the others were alerted about it
Daisy: Where did you find this letter ?
Daffy: We found it at the other dining room on the dresser
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA ( Wait, is that a revenge letter ? Does anyone know this person because I don't know his name ?)
Dedede: I don't know, but it better be a prank letter with a false purpose, right ?
Daiya: We don't know who the sender is ? This is mostly likely a warning
Dark Choco: ...I'm not interested
Devil Cookie: I like the tone from that sender.
Diona: Hold on, is it related to the other season with the same letter ? I think it's one of them who didn't make it this season.
Donkey Kong: Hmm... I have a few guesses, but for now, we got an elimination to do
Dori: Ok, who are you planning to eliminate this time
Donkey Kong: I'll tell you at the elimination
Doppio: Hey boss, I'm worried about the person from the revenge letter and none of us from our team
Diavolo: I didn't know that person is, but I have a small change if survival from rabies thanks to a wild dog who bit my ass
Doppio: I know
Dezmond: Alright team, let's met up with D-Bot in the prize room
Devil: Yes,yes,yes. Hey Dearest, I have something to say
Daddy: Ok, shoot
Devil: I was thinking, that blue haired boy gives ya nerves when he dates your daughter, right ? I had that same feeling when the Cuphead brothers managed to kick my minions' butts. Wait a minute, that blue haired boy challenged me on the rap battle and I lost to him
Daddy: Are you planning to team up to get a rematch on Boyfriend ?
Devil: Wait, that's the boy's name ? What kind of name is that ?
Daddy: You should ask him, he's got a reason to do with it
A little time later, at the prize room
Demoman: So, what are you voting for this time ?
Dio: You know who it is
D-Bot: The voting booth is ready
Donut: Ok, I'll cast my vote then
Devil: Seriously, I liked it better when we just said who to vote off in the confessional votes. My archenemy did that last season.
At the voting booth, Dezomond, Doppio, Diavolo, Daniel J D'Arby, Deimos, Daddy, Diluc, Donut, David (CC), Declan, Dave and Devil wrote the names normally, Dark Cacao had climb up on the desk in order him to write a name and carry a piece of paper to the vote ballot box, Dio wrote the name of the person while smudging, Demoman wrote the name while he was drunk.
After the voting booth
D-Bot: Now the voting is done and the person who won this time is Daniel J D'Arby with every single voter with 15 votes.
Daniel J D'Arby: Of course, I was the one who reached that doorknob. That means I'll get a random prize and a win-token to use
D-Bot: Right, you can have this daybed.
Daniel J D'Arby receives a daybed and a win-token
Daniel J D'Arby: Ah, sitting furniture. I would be grateful for this prize and I would take it as an addition for my home.
Devil: Eh, sure. My throne would have the same functions. By the way D'Arby, I believe you remind me of my henchmen, Dice
Daniel J D'Arby: Would you want to make him participate as a contestant ?
Devil: Dice had other plans
Deimos: Probably he's busy with his place
Meanwhile at the elimination
Diona: *sigh* Same place from last time
Dedede: I know we're going to lose another member on our team. But hey, I already know who to vote for
Daniel: Hey Dai, we're ready for the second elimination
Daitomodachi: Hello again. As you might have already know, your team is up for elimination once again, so you already know how does the elimination work
Daki: Hey Dai, good thing I brought out those sheets !
Daitomodachi: Daki, what kind of sheets of paper did you bring ?
Daki: Well, I was going to bring the standard paper, but since this season starts D, I had to look for the duplicating papers instead in department store
Daffy: Do you mean the mall ? Wait that last two from the sentence makes sense
Dori: I know that kind of paper, is a specialized type of paper used in duplicating machines, such as spirit duplicators or mimeograph machines, then it is designed to transfer ink or other substances from the original document to create multiple copies and it has a coating or surface treatment that allows for efficient ink absorption and transfer during the duplication process
Darkness: Wow, how did you know all of that ?
Dori: I had taken courses from the Akademiya, which is located in the city of Sumeru
Daki: Anyways, If I only remember correctly, I brought exact 27 of them, but I already putted 14 of them in the voting booth for one per contestant
Daitomodachi: That only leaves 13 of them. I was going to give the different prizes, but damn, I'll take it
Donald: Are we going to vote now ? Because I'm ready to vote some off
Daitomodachi: Sure, who said that I can't let you vote ?
Dark Choco: *sigh* I have no choice to climb up the desk to get voting started
At the voting, Dedede has already casted his vote. Donkey Kong, Daisy, Donald, Dora, Daiya, Darkness, Diona, Dori, Diego Brando and Daniel voted normally , Dark Choco had to climb up to the desk to write a name and carry a piece of paper to the vote ballot box and Devil Cookie flew to the desk to write a name and carry a piece of paper to the vote ballot box.
After the voting booth
Daitomodachi: Great, since Daki had an idea in her head, today's prizes are duplicating papers and there are 13 of them which represent the safety for this elimination, but if you don't, you're out of the competition. Before we start, DK, would like to play out with one of your tokens ?
Donkey Kong: Well, I did try my best to reach out for that hidden door, but I don't think anyone would vote off a team leader, that would be a dumb decision. So, I choose to not use them
Daitomodachi: Anyways, let's count the votes !
Daki: Ooh, I'm excited for that one ! Let's see (opens the vote ballot box and pulls out the first vote) A vote for Dora
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Dora.
Dora is supposed to be nervous, but the lack of expression doesn't look like it
Daki: (pulls another vote) A vote for Devil ? Hey, which Devil are you referring to ?
Devil Cookie: He! Someone voted from the different team
Daitomodachi: I think someone meant to vote for you, so I let that count.
Devil Cookie: Ok, that fool is trying to get me nerves
Dedede: If the Devil was a teammate from our team, that makes sense, but no. He's on the other team.
Diona: Whoever voted liked this, they should double check the writing before they confirm it
Daitomodachi: Anyways, that's one vote for Devil Cookie and one vote for Dora
Daki: (pulls another vote) A vote for Devil Cookie
Daitomodachi: That's two votes for Devil Cookie and one vote for Dora
Devil Cookie had rose his anger a bit
Daki: (pulls another vote) A vote for Dora
Daitomodachi: That's two votes for Devil Cookie and two votes for Dora
Daki: (pulls another vote) A vote for Dora
Daitomodachi: That's two votes for Devil Cookie and three votes for Dora
Dora starts to worry
Daki: (pulls another vote) A vote for Devil Cookie
Daitomodachi: That's three votes for Devil Cookie and three votes for Dora
Devil Cookie frowns a bit
Daki: (pulls another vote) A vote for Devil Cookie
Daitomodachi: That's four votes for Devil Cookie and three votes for Dora
Daki: (pulls another vote) A vote for Dora
Daitomodachi: That's four votes for Devil Cookie and four votes for Dora
Daki: (pulls another vote) A vote for Dora
Daitomodachi: That's four votes for Devil Cookie and five votes for Dora
Daki: (pulls another vote) A vote for Devil Cookie
Daitomodachi: That's five votes for Devil Cookie and five votes for Dora
Daki: (pulls another vote) A vote for Devil Cookie
Daitomodachi: That's six votes for Devil Cookie and five votes for Dora
Daki: (pulls another vote) A vote for Dora
Daitomodachi: That's six votes for Devil Cookie and six votes for Dora
Daki: (pulls two votes) Hey Dai, these two votes had the same name on it
Daitomodachi: (takes a look at it) Well, well, well. Devil Cookie and Dora, your teammates voted for you because of some reasons. Devil Cookie, the reason why you were vote because you let a gang of demons to aid to find "the Satan's treasure" which lead a small temporary war on dogs from the pound and heck, one of those dogs had rabies which bit some else's ass
Devil Cookie: What ?! I helped our team !
Daffy: Well yeah, me and the others had to dump their bodies in the dumpster thanks to you
Dedede: And what's the reason to vote out for Dora ?
Daitomodachi: She was the only one that can win the challenge for all of you, but she screw it up the chances of winning
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Hey, I was helping out for our team)
Daitomodachi: Anyways, the second contestant eliminated with 8 votes is..................
Both Devil Cookie and Dora are getting more worried and nervous at the same time
Daitomodachi: Dora !
Devil Cookie: *phew* That was close
Dora: *sigh* DADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (I guess that I shouldn't have seen this fate again)
Daisy: It's ok Dora, you tried your best
Donkey Kong: Only if you were faster that him, you would survive the elimination in the first place
Darkness: I know we haven't known her that much since the start, but I wished her a good luck at the afterlife
Donald: Wait Darkness. This is a competition, not an execution by the jury trial !
Darkness: Sorry, I thought Aqua had told me everything about this kind of game *thinking* (Aqua, you really should have said it more clearly. At least you're with the others)
Diona: So, Dora is going home ?
Daitomodachi: Yes
Diona: Then what happened to David ? I know he ran outside after he was informed
Daitomodachi: Let's just say that I managed to outrun him. Anyways, any last words ?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (You know what, I do and I'm saying this again. Of course. It's as I feared. An island eater such as myself has been fated to go hungry. As I starve, trapped in the depths of this number's wretched squishy body, my final thought will be that of the time I've spent with you all. If only I could stay just for one moment longer, perhaps I would reveal my-)
Dedede: Woah, woah, woah ! Are you trying to tell me that you wanted to reveal what now ?!
Daitomodachi: I have no idea what she's said, but bye bye. Have fun exploring back to your home.
Dora gets teleported back to her homeworld
Daiya: That's unfortunate it to witness Dora leaving like this
Daisy: I mean, I heard she got out early in her time in BFDIA, but it happened again. In fact, that was the exact same placement in BFDIA
Diona: Wow, she had bad luck. Now, I'm leaving this ceremony
Daffy: Same here
Donkey Kong: But what about the prizes for being safe
Daitomodachi: Right, there you go (throws the duplicating papers, but it made a mess). You can pick it up by yourself. I'm going to make a video for my own channel.
Daitomodachi left
Daki: Um, you are going to pick that up or what ?
Daniel: Don't worry, I take these (grabs the duplicating papers)
Then they returned to the "dining-room"
Dio: Let me guess, Dora got out ?
Donkey Kong: Yeah, it is true
Donut: Oh, if my team lost in the first challenge, I probably become the first eliminated again which is so unfair
Doppio: At least you're still in
Donut: Right, hey D-Bot, what's the third contest
D-Bot: Let's see, (searches from his body drawer and pulls out the domino game box)
Donald: Ooh, dominoes
Dori: That's interesting, are we playing the domino game as the third challenge ?
D-Bot: It's not that, but I was going to order two, but I got much more than a dozen. Just come outside, also it's descent cloudy weather
Dio: Of course
D-Bot and the contestants goes outside to find a pile of dominos with different colors
David (CC): Wowie, that's a huge pile of dominoes !
D-Bot: Yep, the third challenge is to build a domino tower with those, right in front of you. If your team's tower fell, don't worry you can rebuild it. Whoever which team builds the tallest domino tower wins for their team and also you have "dos'' hours to build, so start to do the building
Current teams:
Digital Dragons: Dezmond - Doppio - Diavolo - Dio - Daniel J. D'Arby - Deimos - Demoman - Daddy - Diluc - Donut - David (CC) - Dark Cacao - Declan - Dave - Devil
Dynamic Drummers: Donkey - Daisy - Donald - Daffy - Dedede - Daiya - Darkness - Diona - Dori - Dark Choco - Diego Brando - Daniel - Devil Cookie
At the Digital Dragons
Dezmond: Alright team, our winning streak is going well and we need all of us to co-operate to build with secure techniques
Dark Cacao: That would be interesting, if I had to choose a theme to build, I would choose one of the towers from my kingdom
Doppio: Hey, can you tell us about the Dark Cacao Kingdom after the challenge, please ?
Dark Cacao: Sure thing, does any else had ideas
Diluc: Since our team called Digital Dragons, let's build a replica of Dragon Tower
Deimos: Ok, I was thinking of the Dubai Tower, but that makes sense
Dezmond: Well it settled then, we're going to build the Dragon Tower. Thanks Diluc
Diluc: No problem
Diavolo: Ok, then how are we going to build that in two hours ?
Daniel J D'Arby: Since some of us are stand users, it's easy to assume that we can use stands to advance the building
Donut: But, what are stands that are you referring
Dio: You never heard of stands before ? If you were habitating under the slumber under the stone, stands are manifestations of a person's fighting spirit, like their soul. People may have other kinds of souls besides fighting spirit, including love, desire, loyalty, and other traits. I prefer the fighting kinds
Donut: Oh
Dezmond: I did already watched Jojo's Bizarre Adventures, I already know what stands are
Deimos: Are they helpful ?
Dio: If it is a humanoid like mine, then it is worth it to use it
Doppio: Oh, boss and I used to share the same stand, but after a long time after our deaths and got revived out of nowhere, we got separated. Now i'm left with Epitaph and it's only just a face
Demoman: Cool *berp* The more hands we have, the quicker we go. We really build like men
Dave: They also can be used to reach heights as well
Devil: Can we build already, we're wasting time if we continue to have talks like this
David (CC): Devil, we're discussing the building techniques. If we stick together with team work, then we finish it in no time
Dezmond: That's right, let's building now
At the Dynamic Drummers
Donkey Kong: Alright team, we need ideas on how to build a domino tower with these blocks, so does anyone have ideas on how to build them with dominoes ?
Diego Brando: Hmm...I can consider it as child's play to used it as building blocks
Daffy: I know the dominoes are made for children's toys, but you can make the domino effect
Donald: Or you can use as one of the parts for booby traps
Diona: Hey Dori, what can you tell us about the dominoes ?
Dori: Well, they are a type of small rectangular tiles or game pieces traditionally made of ivory or wood, but now commonly made of plastic or other materials with each domino tile is divided into two square sections, or "ends," with a line in the middle representing the division between the two ends. The ends are typically marked with poppy dots ranging from zero to six. They can be also used for other activities like performing tricks called domino toppling, where a line of dominoes is set up to create a chain reaction when one domino is pushed, causing the others to fall in a sequence. Not only that, they originated in China during the 12th century. As for those dominoes, well I can say that they are made of driftwood which are chunks of wood that have been washed ashore by the action of waves, tides, or currents. It is typically weathered and worn, giving it a unique appearance and it can be used in crafts, furniture, and decorative pieces by often
Darkness: Wow, you really did all the research for that ?
Dori: Yes, you can thank the Akademiya academy for that
Devil Cookie: Are you done being the nerd ?! Because it is so lame !
Dedede: Really ? That gal is smart, she has great ideas in her head.
Daisy: Hey fellow teammates, how about we build Deese Clock Tower ?
Dark Choco: ...I have never heard of that structure. Can you extend the information ?
Daisy: Well, it's a nice tower named after Willie A. & Carrol C. Deese, but it's a popular building in University of North Carolina at Charlotte
Donkey Kong: You know what, let's try to build that tower because it sounds nice
Daiya: Before we begin, I have issue to address for this challenge
Daffy: Ok, what are they then ?
Daiya: First of all, since our team is two members less than the other. Second, I don't believe they are enough talented builders to complete it in the right amount of time. Third, the dominoes can be easily fallen if one of them had been taken, which leads to a pile of mess that leaves around it. And lastly we need to be careful to place them, if one of us had accidently pushed or moved a single piece, then it would collapse.
Donkey Kong: I get it these can be debatable, but let's focus on the build, right teammates ?
Donald: Aye aye captain !
Daisy: Ok, let's do this
After that both teams are starting to build their domino towers with progress, then an hour later
Darkness: Wow, I'm impressed that how we managed to build it without the need of a ladder
Diego Brando: It is really handy by lead someone onto carrying on shoulders would be effective for use, especially for Donkey
Donkey Kong: Thanks, I'm pretty much capable to carry heavy amount of barrels, just like my grandfather when he was at the same age as me
Daffy: I know we made great progress, but....how are we supposed to get up there ?
Daniel: Why not triple person tower, it will work, trust my word on that one
Devil Cookie: He ! It's a good thing that I can fly
Daniel: Hey Devil Cookie, can I whisper something ?
Devil Cookie: What ? Ugh, fine. Just say it !
Daniel whispers to Devil Cookie
Devil Cookie: Ooh, Definitely I would do that !
Devil Cookie left for a different plan
Daniel: Well, it's to hear *thinking* (Now he's on his way to David's team, he's going to have to distract one of the members to cause a drama scene for time loss in order to put the blame on the mostly likely the distrusted one)
Dori: Hey Daniel, what did you tell him ?
Daniel: I told him to get more dominoes
Dori: Oh yes, we definitely need those.
After that, Devil Cookie decides to sneak up on the Digital Dragons
Dio: Ho, this domino tower construction is doing well
Daniel J D'Arby: Indeed, I just had to use my new daybed as a stool just to reach it that high
Deimos: My hands are unique from yours, because of they are float'n in the air
Donut: My arms can be stretched out. So, not ladder needed
Devil Cookie: *thinking while looking at the team members of Digital Dragons* (Woah, their tower of dominoes aren't kidding. But all of them are focused on that thing except for that drunkard. Wait a minute, I have an idea !)
While Demoman was focused on carrying a bag of dominoes to their team, Devil Cookie took one of his beer bottles and throw it on the floor which it shattered into pieces, then Demoman accidentally steps on the shards and cause the unpleasant pain
Demoman: *screams in low agony* OH CRAP ! MEDIC !!!!
Then the members from Digital Dragons heard Demoman's painful groans
Doppio: Can you all hear that scream ?
Diavolo: Yes, It appears that he got fell for an antic
David (CC): Guys, we need to help, he's in serious pain !
Dio: As much as love to hear that groaning, but don't fell for that distraction
Donut: Sorry, I'm going to need to send Demoman to a doctor's clinic
Dezmond: Ok, I'll let you do that.
Donut: Thanks, I'm going to help him right now
Donut left to carry out Demoman's foot injury to the doctor's clinic
Devil: Now he is out of construction work, now our work has been slowed down thanks to him being an alcoholic addict !
Dezmond: Don't worry, my scarf has loads of arms
Daddy: With these arms, we can finished less than that time limit
Devil Cookie: *thinking in his mind* (Agk! That guy is a serious problem. I have no choice to make a hazard for them)
Devil Cookie with his jealous attitude on, he starts to throw more beer bottles. This time at the Digital Dragon's domino tower. But, Dio's stand, The World defends it while kickback at the beer bottles)
Dio: *thinking* (Someone thought that it can get away with it like that? I think not) BEHOLD, THE WORLD !!!
The time has stopped
Dio takes a look from the behind and finds out that Devil Cookie was responsible for the antics to cause the distractions, then he decides to give him a "surprise".
Then Dio uses his stand to kick to Devil Cookie, after that he goes back to building spot
Dio: Time resumes
As the time resumes, Devil Cookie was launched off way and he lands on the Denny's sign
Devil Cookie: Ouchie !
Dio: Now that damselfly is dealt with, we can continue the construction without distractions
Daddy: Good, I hope the other two need to hurry before the time runs out
58 minutes later
Devil Cookie: Oh heck, that was unexpected and now I'm thirsty. But where do I have to drink ? (then he saw one beer bottle and decides to drink it) Hah..I felt better now...oh heck, I need to go back to my team, at least it was worth to pull that stunt like that
D-Bot: Guys, you have one minute left to finish
Devil Cookie: One minute ?! *hick* I better get there as quickly as possible !
Devil Cookie had no choice to glide fast in order to reach his team, but he flew in diagonals lines
1 minute later
D-Bot: Time's up, let's see how tall the domino towers are ? The Digital Dragons is up first
Dezmond: Our team would like to present a replica of the Dragon Tower !
D-Bot: Wow, your domino tower is dazzling ! I cannot tell the diameter, but your team has high chances of winning
Dezmond: Alright !
D-Bot: Um, where's Demoman and Donut ? And why is there shattered glass next to your team's tower ?
Devil: Well, that alcoholic buffoon made a fool out of himself to a ridiculous injury !
Daniel J D'Arby: Actually, I know what happened and let me tell you about the small incident. It appears that someone from the different countries committed a foul play act by destroying Demoman's favorite beer bottles which made him step on it without realizing for a second. After we heard his scream for help, Donut decides to help him by taking him into a doctor's clinic in nearby.
D-Bot: Oh, I get it now. For now, let's move on to the Dynamic Drummers.
Donkey Kong: D-Bot, we managed to make a replica of the Deese Clock Tower, cool isn't it ?
D-Bot: That tower is nice, but it is missing some of the features.
Diona: Well, one of our teammates should be help out to put the last pieces in and I don't know where he is at right now
D-Bot: I see. Well, your domino tower is shorter than the Digital Dragons. In that case, The Digital Dragon have-
Donald: Wait, is that a red dove coming towards our tower ?!
Dori: That's not a red dove, it's a Devil Cookie !
Devil Cookie: I'm coming, team ! *hick*
Diona: Oh no !
Daffy: This can't be good
Then Devil Cookie crashes into his team's domino tower
Donkey Kong: We need to get out of there !
D-Bot and the rest of the teammates from Dynamic Drummer ran away from the domino tower destruction caused by Devil Cookie who is the distracter until is over
D-Bot: Damn, that was unexpected. Are any of you alright ?
Darkness: Yes, I didn't get any falled domino parts around my armor
Dedede: Me too, but what the heck was that for ?!
Diona: Him ! I can't believe he caused so much damage to our two hours worth of hard work and it blew it up like dynamite !! I'm going to put my little hands on that menace for what he has done !
Daffy: Yeah ! He's going to have a knuckle sandwich for lunch !
Daisy: You two, please calm down. I understand how you feel, but you shouldn't let the anger get to you.
Dori: What about him, is he still alive ?
D-Bot: Let's check on him
D-Bot goes to the rubles of dominos and finds Devil Cookie with loss of crumb bits and a few cracks on his body
Devil Cookie: Ugh...what happened ?
D-Bot: Your team's domino tower is shorter than the other team that you sabotaged and their domino tower is dazzling
Devil Cookie: Oh...no...please...don't...me...that...we're...up...for... *faints*
D-Bot: Back to what I was saying, the Digital Dragons have won the challenge for the third time in a row. Dynamic Drummers, I'm sorry to say this, but your team up for elimination
Diego Brando: Well, that's unfortunate it, but we know who's going to be eliminated next
Diona: *sigh* I'm definitely tired of drunkards being like this
Dedede: I'm going for a nap. While I'm gone to sleep, don't disturb me, you got that ?
Daiya: Don't worry Dedede, we won't disturb your beauty sleep schedule;
Dedede: Alright, now I'm about to head inside
D-Bot: Anyways, The Dynamic Drummers are up for elimination again for losing the third in a row and it ends the domino building episode. Who do you think will be eliminated in the next episode ? Find out in the next episode of A.C.E and bye for now.
AT THE APARTMENT COMPLEX
Albedo: Okay, what did everyone think of this episode ?
Book: You know, Dora's elimination is familiar being her becoming second eliminated contestant in this season, just like in BFDIA 3
Coiny: Yeah, she said the same last words before she was sent of, just in BFB 14
Charles: So, what about the challenge ?
Blocky: Wow, the contestants were making a domino tower. I wonder how many dominos there were ?
Amelia: Well, as a V-tuber, I can confirm that domino towers on YouTube were so big. For example, there's the humongous Kapla tower that broke a world record.
The Conductor: I know, those contestants made some huge domino towers.
Clifford: Probably bigger than me.
Brock Samson: One of them made a recreation of the Deese Clock Tower.
Bender: Yeah, how in the whole universe is that possible ?!
Chiaki: You gotta be this talented to do something like that !
Bendy: I just didn't like when the dominos collapsed. They reminded me of an earthquake.
Boyfriend: Bop boop beep beep beep bop beep beep be bappity boop beep beep sklep sklep beepaa beep beep ski doo boopboop bebop beep bopo de boop be beepo beepo ski doo skbep skdoo be bappity (But that one was straight up collision)
Clyde: At least he survived the aftermath of the destruction
Carrie: I'm glad we weren't part of this, because I would hurt my eyes from hearing a domino tower collapse, kinda like when I saw that... chicken...
Cream: DON'T SAY THAT !
Amethyst: Hey, guys, I made a domino recreation of the apartment complex! Cool, huh ?
Anya: Woah, this is so cool !
Annie: Nice skills you got, buddy.
Amethyst: Thanks, I even showed the recommended ones. Now, I'm going to place it right- (accidentally slips on a banana peel, causing it to collapse) Uh oh...
Albedo: Anyways, let's wait for the next episode. Now... RUN !!!!!
Bojack: Ok, who the hell put a banana peel like that ?!
Beet: Just run for it !
(the apartmenters run out of the room while the apartment complex recreation collapses)
Chapter 5: Special Delivery!
Chapter Text
Another day inside of Denny's, Doppio is slightly getting used to temporarily live there while he goes to the "dining-room"
David (CC): Good Morning Doppio !
Doppio: Good morning David, how's everyone been going ?
David (CC): Well, Diavolo is talking busy with Declan, Mr Dearest and the Devil are getting along each other, Dio and Mr D'Arby discussing the possibilities for the next challenge, Dark Cacao having some time enjoying drinking tea, Dilic is finishing up with his chores, Deimos and Dave are playing Durak and Dezmond is thinking ideas of our team's advance game plan
Doppio: Wait, What's a Durak ?
David (CC): Oh, it's a Card game where you can have a deck of 36 cards while the objective is to get rid of all your cards by attacking and defending against other players.
Doppio: That sounds like it 's meant for more than two players, but where's Demoman and Donut ?
Suddenly, Demoman and Donut came
Donut: I'm back everyone !
Doppio: Hey, how's his foot ?
Donut: The doctor said that he had deep cuts on his foot
Doppio: How long does it take to heal ?
Donut: It will take a couple of weeks
Demoman: Now I'm back from the clinic, what happened to the other team ?
David (CC): The Dynamic Drummers are up for elimination again and most of team members aren't happy after the previous challenge
Doppio: Yeah, I saw them cleaning the mess of dominos after Devil Cookie run into his team's domino tower, but he's seriously injured
Donut: What's next for him ?
Doppio: Well, after he got up, D-Bot ask him that he should go to the hospital, then he refused to go and he told that he's fine and no he's refusing to come out from the dormitories
Donut: Oh, I wonder if his teammates are dealing with this situation ?
The Dynamic Drummers are felt unease after their loss in the third challenge
Dark Choco: ...
Daffy: Darn, this is third time that our team has lost
Donkey Kong: I know how you tell Daffy, it is happening again to us from the last time
Donald: *sigh* We need to do something right now !
Dedede: But how ? We can't accept denial as defeat, we need better management ! Donkey, you're the team leader, do something !
Donkey Kong: I really wanted to help our team as much as possible, but we need better cooperation in order to succeed
Daffy: Hold on, is any one a co-leader ? Because the last I have compete this show, I remember that it had co-leaders
Daniel: Did somebody say co-leaders ? Well, you can choose as your team co-leader
Diego Brando: I think I'm better managing as team co-leader
Daniel: Really ? I like to see how you can be manager to this team
Diego Brando: I have strategies in my head ?
Daniel: Same here.
Dori: Wait a minute, where's Devil Cookie ?
Dedede: uh, is he still at the dormitories ?
Daisy: Yeah, he's currently being reckless after he gained serious injuries especially he is a cookie
Darkness: I know cookies are fragile, but I needed to check him to see him if he's alright
Darkness left to check on Devil Cookie in dormitories
Donald: Are we going to wait for them ?
Dark Choco: It would take a couple of minutes for her to get him out of the dormitories
Dedede: I say it's better in seconds
Some time later, at the prize room
Dezmond: Team, we're feeling great about this place
Daddy: Definitely it is. Hey D-Bot, start the prize time
D-Bot: Sure, go to the voting as a deed
At the voting booth, Dezomond, Doppio, Diavolo, Daniel J D'Arby, Deimos, Daddy, Diluc, Donut, David (CC), Declan, Dave and Devil wrote the names normally, Dark Cacao had climb up on the desk in order him to write a name and carry a piece of paper to the vote ballot box, Dio wrote the name of the person while smudging, Demoman wrote the name while he was drunk.
After the voting booth
D-Bot: Now the voting is done and the person who won this time is Dezmond with every single voter with 15 votes.
Deimos: That makes sense because his scarf with multiple arms had done the job quicker. Yeah, you rock Dezmond
Dezmond: Thanks, what's my prize ? I know I'm getting a bonus win-token
D-Bot: You get a dryer, I just had two of them, but I think one is enough for you. So, you can take this home as a duplicate and of course, there's a win-token.
Dezmond takes the both prizes
Dezmond: It's alright and I'm thankful for that
Doppio: It's a nice prize, Dezmond. But what are you doing to do with an extra dryer if you already have one ?
Dezmond: Could keep it as an duplicate which means two are better than one or I could just give away to one of my friends
Diavolo: Can we leave now ?
D-Bot: Sure, you leave it if you decide to do that as you wish
At the elimination room
Devil Cookie: Ugh..why do you have to drag me from the elimination place ?
Darkness: Every member needs to be present for the ceremony at all costs
Daffy: Um, where's Dai ?
Dedede: I don't know, but I already who to vote for to get the boot this time
Dori: Let's wait for the elimination handler to arrive
Diona: Wait, I can see him holding a tray of drinks
Daitomodachi: There, the contestants are going to like this. *Looks at the contestants* Hello again. As you might have already known, your team is up for elimination yet again. This time, your team's domino tower was low which is no match against the Digital Dragons and as additional insult to injury, the unexpected collision happened like an angry bird hit a pig's structure, but quicker which made all of you pick up the domino pieces
Daffy: Yes ! Picking them up is like cleaning the dishes
Donald: Yeah ! I had not once, but in twice which is sucks
Diono: This stinks !
Darkness: I don't think cleaning isn't that bad, in fact that cleaning is a fun chore to me
Daitomodachi: Yeah, this reminds me of my personal Maid-san that I brought from a month ago
Dedede: Oh yeah, this reminds me of that time when my right-hand man named Escargoon dressed as a maid once and he said was pretty
Daiya: That sounded nice. Hey Dai, how did you get your maid of yours ?
Daitomodachi: Let me tell my story about my Maid-san. It was all started at June 2022 when I did started a nuzlocke in Pokemon Sword and Shield, I was enjoying this challenge until I meet the second gym leader, Nessa
Donald: Uh, what's a nuzlocke ? I never heard of that word before
Dori: A nuzlocke is a challenging set of rules that can be applied to Pokémon games to provide a more immersive gameplay experience as the rules involve catching only the first Pokémon encountered in each new area, otherwise in case of the Pokémon faints, you cannot catch another Pokémon in that area. If in case of a Pokémon faints during battle, it is considered "deceased'' and must be released or permanently boxed, meaning it can no longer be used in the game which lead emotional feelings and giving each Pokémon a nickname to form a stronger bond between the player and the Pokémon which helps to have personal connections with Pokémon party members.
Daisy: I see, but what happened ?
Diona: Wait a minute, I know what's happened. Dai's team of Pokémon got wiped up by an opponent's Pokémon
Daffy: You got your team whole wiped out because of...what's the name of her Pokémon ?
Daitomodachi: When she sent out her last Pokémon was Drednaw and it murdered all of my Pokémon. After that I went depressed while she humiliated and embarrassed me. Not only that, she went gritty for that.
Darkness: I went bitsy on Kazuma, but losing that challenge must be hard on you
Dori: I get how you feel, but there are online strategy guides on the internet that give you tips and tricks about the experience of Pokémon battles. But I'm more of a Genius Invocation TCgplayer as myself
Diona: Wait, you know that game ? Oh, you guys really should have play that kind of card game after the elimination
Donkey Kong: What happens next ?
Daitomodachi: One year and a few months later, I decided to have remother with her and this time, Her and I made a bidding bet where the loser becomes the winner's maid for several months. And guess what ? I defeat all of her Pokémon with Happy the Gloom with his Giga-Gain.
Diego Brando: And now, your maid has made drinks as safety prizes from what I saw.
Daitomodachi: You guess that right. I would love to bring maid-san, but since her name starts with N, so it was a shame that won't be here, at least she made a dragon fruit flavored gamer supp that I order to do
Dedede: Ok, can we vote now ?
Daitomodachi: Of course you can
Daffy: Okay, let's get the voting started! ("The End" shows up) NO, NO!!!!! (pushes it away)
At the voting, Donkey Kong, Daisy, Donald, Dedede, Daiya, Darkness, Diona, Dori, Diego Brando and Daniel voted normally, Dark Choco had to climb up to the desk to write a name and carry a piece of paper to the vote ballot box and Devil Cookie slowly flew to the desktop write a name and carry a piece of paper to the vote ballot box.
After the voting booth
Daitomodachi: Great, thanks to my maid-san, today's prizes are Daiquiris and there are 12 of them which represent the safety for this elimination, but if you don't, you're out of the competition. Before we start, DK, would like to play out with one of your tokens ?
Donkey Kong: I won't use either of those, just like last time
Daitomodachi: Anyways, let's count the votes !
Daki: Okie dokie, let's get what we have got this time ! (opens the vote ballot box and pulls out the first vote) A vote for Daniel
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Daniel
Daniel doesn't seem to be bothered at this vote
Daki: (pulls another vote) A vote for Devil Cookie
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Daniel and one vote for Daniel
Devil Cookie gets the same tension from last elimination
Daki: Hey Dai, I'm about to pull the rest of the votes
Daitomodachi: I think you should pull just one each, unless...*he checks the rest of the votes* the rest of them vote one of the bottom two
Devil Cookie is now getting pump'n mad while Daniel is slowly shocked
Daitomodachi: One of you will be safe with a single while the other is out with the rest of the votes. You wanna know why you got voted ?
Devil Cookie: Go head ! Tell that nonsense already !
Daitomodachi: Very well. The two of you were responsible to come up with a plan to distract the other team. Daniel, you lied to your team about where abouts about Devil Cookie to get more dominos for your team, but in actuality, you told him to play out the distraction antic on one of the teammates from the other team while attempting to make drama sense to blame on the other member for their cause, got forced kicked by Dio's stand, drunk a remaining beer bottle which made himself gliding in diagonals and crashed into your team's domino tower which you made the whole team clean up the mess. And as for Devil Cookie, it's self explanatory.
The rest of their teammates look at them, some of them had serious looks at their faces, some of them are disappointedly mad and some are shocked while they were played as a fool
Dedede: They did what ?!
Devil Cookie: What ? Don't look at me, look at him !
Diego Brando: All this time, you wanted to use one of our teammates to destroy the Digital Dragons's domino tower and blame it on one of their teammates. I like that idea, but it backfired to ours
Darkness: Hey Dai, you said Devil Cookie was drunk before the last minute, right ?
Daitomodachi: Yes, and if you are wondering what kind of drink he drank in the challenge ? Well, the answer is right here *shows a beer bottle*
Diona: Is that from the drunkard's ?! I can't believe he did that !
Devil Cookie: Hey ! I was thirty after I got up from that sign !
Dori: And about during the destruction, it was like in hail with dominos instead of ice
Daiya: Daniel, We thought you told Devil Cookie to get more dominos, but in actuality, you just told a single lie in order to get our minds off worrying about him.
Daisy: Why did I get a feeling that I was manipulated ?
Daffy: So, you made him do all of that ? ... Well, I see how it is.
Then Daffy approaches to Daniel
Daisy: Let me tell ya something, I have no idea what are you trying to do, but using one of our teammates like that is not cool, man
Daitomodachi: Enough already, the third eliminated contestant with 12 votes is...................
Devil Cookie felt scared while Daniel isn't impressed
Daitomodachi: Devil Cookie !
Devil Cookie: WHAT ?!
Daniel: Well, well, well. Devil Cookie, you really thought you could get rid of me that easily with a single ?
Devil Cookie: uh, hehe... I thought the plan of yours will make our team win
Daniel: You successfully made a distraction, but you ever thought of another plan ?
Devil Cookie: Um, yes ?
Daniel: Well, you could have pulled a single domino from their domino tower and it can be done under 10 minutes or less and you blew it
Devil Cookie: How am I supposed to know that plan ?!
Darkness: Daniel, this isn't nice to use people to mess someone's work and I though we worked fairly in this challenge
Daniel: Devil Cookie was selected to be apart of the great plan, but I was wrong
Dedede: Daniel, I think you worked great on our domino tower, but that Devil Cookie tried to hail me with dominos !
Diona: Don't forget that he was drunk at that time !
Devil Cookie: Come on ! He started at first !
Daniel: What are you going to do, poke one of my eyeballs with that trident just like a blonde flower scout girl got stabbed with a fork ?
Devil Cookie's anger builds up
Devil Cookie: OH WHY YOU-
Daitomodachi: It is time to go Devil Cookie, do you have anything to say before you go ?
Devil Cookie: Please don't send me to that world filled with these two weirdos ! I don't want to get annoyed to death !
Daitomodachi: Since you're from Cookie Run universe, you're not going to be with David and Dora.
Devil Cookie: Oh thank you, thank you, thank you !
Daitomodachi: But, bye bye !
Devil Cookie: WHAT !!
Devil Cookie teleported back to his homeworld
Daitomodachi: You guys can enjoy the Daiquiris, but for those under 21 aren't allowed to drink
Dedede: If you were under that age, you should give all of those drinks to me
Darkness: This drink is surely lovely
Diona: Even if I hate drunkards, I can still enjoy making drinks. By the way, I'm not drinking this, *gives her drink to Dedede* here you go Dedede
Dori: I'll give to this drink as well, *gives her drink to Dedede* I'm not thirsty by the way
Daiya: Since I'm 16, I'm not allowed to drink, but here you go Dedede *gives her drink to Dedede*
Dedede: Thanks ! *decides to drink all of his given drinks* Ah, yummy !
Daitomodachi: You guys can leave now, I'm going to enjoy my own drink
Daki: I think you guys should watch his videos to get what he's talking about it
Then they returned to the "dining-room"
Demoman: I'm so glad that one who is responsible for my foot injury is gone
Declan: Um, D-Bot what's the next challenge ?
Devil: Please tell me that stupid cookie is gone.
Donald: Yep, he is.
Devil: Yes! Now I'm the only Devil here!
Donald: And I want to be the only Donald. Just ask the host of The Apprentice.
D-Bot: Let me check *searches his drawer body and finds a job application for delivery service*This should be great .
Doppio: Hey D-Bot, what's with that job application ?
D-Bot: This one is for the next challenge
Deimos: Is it about the detonators ?
D-Bot: It's about the delivery
Dave: Are we going to deliver drugs like Dope ?
D-Bot: Definitely not. If we do that, we're going to be dragged into deep trouble.
Declan: *thinking* (Damn it, I guess won't sell meth then)
D-Bot: We're going to deliver donuts from Dunkin' Donuts
The contestants are delightfully in the mood talking about the challenge's topic except Donut who is seem concerned
Donut: Hey, did you know that I'm a donut, right ?
Devil: Of course you are ! you definitely look like a tasty treat
Daffy: What about the cookies, aren't they tasty treats as well ?
Dark Cacao: I don't recommend to start devour living civilians, if I were you
Donkey Kong: At least Cookie Monster isn't this season. The last time I saw him, he was eating cookies like crazy
Dave: How about we talk about Dunkin' Donuts ?
Dori: Do you mean the company was founded in 1950 in Quincy, Massachusetts and become one of the largest coffee and baked goods chains in the world
Daisy: I heard the their name change to simply Dunkin' which is decent change
Dedede: Oh boy ! I can't wait to eat those donuts to fill my belly !
D-Bot: I know you all like donuts expect for one, but we have a challenge to do
Donut: Of course I'm not a cannibal ! But, do we get started ?
D-Bot: First of all, I believe someone hire all of you for one day into this company and they made uniforms for the job
David (CC): That's so nice of him
Dark Choco: Was it really made for every size we had ?
D-Bot: Yeah, you'll thank the designer later, now there should be a DAF Truck waiting for you to pick that drives you into that place where you should change your uniforms and I'll explain the rest of the challenge once you're done.
Then a honk noise from DAF Truck can be heard
D-Bot: Oh, that must be it, we're going in for a ride
D-Bot and the contestants decided to leave Denny's and goes inside of DAF Truck's container while the driver drove off until reaches to the Dunkin' Delivery department's garage
The Driver: Mister D-Bot, we are here. You and the people you brought can leave now
D-Bot and the contestants leaves DAF Truck's container
D-Bot: Thanks for doing the favor for me, here's my payment *pays the driver*
The Driver: Thanks man, I'll leave now
The Driver left off with his DAF Truck
Dezmond: Well, let's get to changing
The Contestants goes to changing rooms and some time later, they back with their uniforms on
D-Bot: Done already ? This challenge's goal is to deliver as many donuts as possible door-to-door, you should get at least three of you each per delivery van, whoever got the most donuts delivered wins the challenge. Let's do this challenge.
Current teams:
Digital Dragons: Dezmond - Doppio - Diavolo - Dio - Daniel J. D'Arby - Deimos - Demoman - Daddy - Diluc - Donut - David (CC) - Dark Cacao - Declan - Dave - Devil
Dynamic Drummers: Donkey Kong - Daisy - Donald - Daffy - Dedede - Daiya - Darkness - Diona - Dori - Dark Choco - Diego Brando - Daniel
P.O.V - Digital Dragons: Dezmond - Doppio - Diavolo - Dio - Daniel J. D'Arby - Deimos - Demoman - Daddy - Diluc - Donut - David (CC) - Dark Cacao - Declan - Dave - Devil
Dezmond: Alright Team, since the D-Bot gave us an idea and we're fifthteen of us. We should lead us to five groups
Donut: But, who's going to be in those five groups ? By the way, this is my first time I have wore clothes
David (CC): Well, since we have won three challenges thanks to three of our members, how about the group 1 should be Dio, Mr. D'Arby and Dezmond
Dio: Hmm, you have quite a demonstration. How about the other four groups of trios ?
Dezmond: As for the group 2, I choose Doppio, Diavolo and Declan.
Declan: Ok. *looks at Doppio* Hey Doppio, looks like we're going working along with your boss
Doppio: Oh, I guess we're going to know a little better during this challenge, right boss ?
Diavolo: Sure, I prefer to stay inside of a van
Dezmond: As for the group 3, I choose Donut, Deimos and Mr Dearest
Deimos: Sweet. Hey Dearest, can you drive like my friend Sanford ?
Daddy: If you wanted to drive that van, then sure thing. I already got the driver license for the damning reasons
Donut: Maybe people will get distracted for being unused mascot
Dezmond: As for the group 4, I choose David, Dave and The Devil
David (CC): I'm definite confident that we can get along together in the delivery
Dave: Yep, I'm totally reliable member on this job
Devil: Are you sure about that ? I can sense that you have something suspicious to hide from us
Dave: Nope, there's nothing suspicious about me
Diluc: Which leaves me with Dark Cacao Cookie and Demoman in the fifth group
Dark Cacao: I can deal with this group, but what about Demoman's Drunkness
Dezmond: I wouldn't allow him to drive while he's drunk, I think just deliver donuts will be a fine task for him
Demoman: Sure, I don't mind if I do
Dezmond: Alright, let's load them up and go
P.O.V - Dynamic Drummers: Donkey Kong - Daisy - Donald - Daffy - Dedede - Daiya - Darkness - Diona - Dori - Dark Choco - Diego Brando - Daniel
Donkey Kong: Team, we need to do better. We cannot lose for the fourth time !
Donald: Of course, but what are we going to do ?
Daniel: Guy, guys, I know what we're going to do
Daffy: You better not lie this time, I can't let one of us do the dirty work on yourself !
Daniel: Not like that. No, I meant to say that we should split into four groups since that host mentioned the requirements for each delivery vehicles
Diona: Ok, what about the co-leader thing that you mentioned before the elimination
Daniel: Oh yeah and I know what kind of groups that we're going to be
Dori: Let me get this straight, you already have ideas to assign all of us in groups before our team leader decides, right ?
Daniel: Correct, the first group will be with Donkey Kong, Daisy and Darkness. The second group will be with Daffy, Donald and Dedede who are birds. The third group will be with Diego, Daiya and Dori. And the fourth will be with Diona, Dark Choco and Myself.
Donkey Kong: That might be an alright choices and I approve it, but D-Bot hasn't mentioned about co-leaders and I guess you seem to be fit
Diona: What ! Why am I going with that manipulator and a traitor from his father's kingdom ?!
Daffy: As much I might hate this guy, but you might get used to it. Also, since I was a team leader from Dark Ducks, I'm most likely to hope became a team co-leader on this team
Donald: I was also a team leader from Deadpan Ducks
Dedede: Look, can we get the show on the road already ? I wanted to do this challenge and I'm sick of tired of longing thrice
Donkey Kong: Before we can go, we need to decide who to drive, who to secure the donuts and who to deliver door-to-door.
Diego Brando: Of course, does anyone want to fill the delivery vans ?
Darkness: Don't worry, I'll do it for you
Daisy: Me too, I feel like it is need to volunteer to help anyone on the job
Donkey Kong: Alright, once we're done loading, we should be good to deliver the tasty goods
30 minutes later, after they filled their delivery vans with the donuts, they drove off to get the delivery started
At the group 1 from the Digital Dragons, Dezmond is driving the delivery van, Daniel J D'Arby sat next to him while Dio is at the back
Dezmond: Hey Mr D'Arby, I think we have reached this house
Daniel J D'Arby: I heard this customer is an obese man lives inside
Dio: Good, we should score more donuts in this challenge. Also, I'm not going to get out of the van during the daylight
Daniel J D'Arby: I understood Lord Dio, *looks at Dezmond* he had to carry an umbrella in case of during the sunlight
Dezmond: Alright, before we deliver donuts to that guy, let's check the order
Dezmond and Daniel J D'Arby looks at the order and they expected that he order a dozen of dozen boxes of donuts
Dezmond: Let's grab the donut boxes and satisfy that guy
Dezmond grabs a dozen of dozen boxes of donuts and goes to the customer's door and rings at the doorbell at the doorstep
Customer 1: Hello ?
Dezmond: Hello, here's the order *gives the donut boxes to the customer*
Customer 1: Thanks, I ordered up on online app
Dezmond: Ok, have a nice day !
Customer 1: You too as well. Now, I'm going to watch the DC's Legends of Tomorrow now while I'm having delicious desserts
Dezmond left the doorstep
Daniel J D'Arby: How was the delivery to this customer ?
Dezmond: It was simple, although I was thinking that guy looked like he had diabetes
Dio: You know, one of the hands of your cape could be better handle more than a dozen of donut boxes
Dezmond: Yeah, onto the next delivery
At the group 2 from the Digital Dragons, Declan was driving the delivery truck until it parked near the doorstep
Declan: We here at this customer's house
Doppio: Alright, I'm going to deliver it right away
Diavolo: So far, We have delivered a couple of dozen so far
Doppio goes to the customer's doorstep and rings the doorbell, then the customer opens the door
Doppio: Hello mister, here's a box of a dozen donuts
Customer 2: Donuts ? Did you just say donuts ?
Devil: Yes, sir! With or without nuts?
Customer 2: Donuts ?! DONUTS ?! DONUTS !!!! DONUTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a customer starts to chase on Doppio
Doppio: Ahh! Please sir, calm down ! There were only donuts !
Doppio continues to run away from the customer until he throws the box of donuts at him and he goes back in the delivery van
Declan: What happened ?
Doppio: That guy went nuts over donuts !
Diavolo: *sigh* Let's hope the next delivery isn't like this maniac
At the group 3 from the Digital Dragons, Donut was on his way to the customer's doorstep
Donut: Ok Donut, you can do this
Then a customer opens the door
Customer 3: Are my donuts here ?
Donut: Yes, you can pick it up
Customer 3: Sure, you can put next to the door, I'll go to wash my-
Then the customer's roommate came
Customer 3's roommate: Yo, the donuts are here ?
Customer 3: Yeah, that delivery man looks like a literal donut
Customer 3's roommate: Is he ?
Customer 3: Trust me dude, look at him
Donut: Um, why is he stringing like that ?
Then customer 3's roommate starts to take the bite of Donut
Donut: Ouch !
Customer 3's roommate: Guys! It's a large donut over here !
Then he alerted the people while walking
A random guy: Did he say that there's a large donut here ?
Customer 2: DONUT ?! DONUT ?!!
Donut: Oh no... Please don't eat me ! Ahhhhhh!!!!!
Then they jumped on him and ate him almost entirely alive
Meanwhile at the delivery van
Deimos: So, did he do the delivery ?
Daddy: I don't know, he should be back by now
Deimos: I'm going to check on him to see if he's alright
Daddy: Alright, just let me know if he delivered to that customer
Deimos: Got it
Deimos leaves the delivery truck and finds Donut's corpse after 5 minutes of searching
Deimos: Oh sh**. He got eaten. *realizes* Oh, I get it now. He's a donut cause Donut is a donut. *looks at the doorstep* Hey sir, what happened to that guy ?
Customer 3: Oh yeah, I accidently cause it
Deimos: Wait, what ?
Customer 3: Look, I'm so sorry about the co-worker of yours, but my roommate and the strangers ate him alive
Deimos: Which it leaves crumbs on the sidewalks *thinking* (Damn, it should have been me instead of Donut. What the hell I and him was thinking)
Customer 3: Are you going to call the cops or..
Deimos: Nope, it's fine. He'll be back to life soon in a recovery machine
Customer 3: Ok, have a nice day then
Then Deimos goes back to the delivery van
Daddy: Did you find him ?
Deimos: He was eaten by strangers, I think they were also customers as well
Daddy: Damn, these people wanted to eat the living donuts, huh ?
Deimos: So, what are we going to do ?
Daddy: Just drive to the next house, I'm sure it's going to be quick
Deimos: If you say so.
At the group 4 from the Digital Dragons, they drove off to a daycare
David (CC): Here we are ! At the daycare
Devil: So, this is the place for the next order ?
Dave: Yes, the customers are the kids and I heard that they massive fan of donuts
David (CC): I know, those kids are going to love this !
Devil: Eh, If you said they love it, then better get the donuts for those kids
Dave: Of course. With a large amount of donuts delivered, we're going to win this challenge in no time
David (CC): Guys, here comes the caretaker and the kids
Dave: Great, let's get out of the delivery van and grab the donuts
Devil: I'm going to stay here, I have no mod for moving
David (CC) and Dave gets out of the delivery van and grabbed all of the donuts from the back
Daycare Caretaker: Kid, the donuts have arrived
The children: YAY !!!
David (CC): Alright kids, you can take one box each
The children picked up one box each and they go to the picnic area
Daycare Caretaker: Thanks for delivering to us, those children loved donuts
Dave: No problemo, hopefully you have a nice lunch
Daycare Caretaker: Thanks
Devil: Guys, we ran out of donuts
David (CC): Don't worry, I'm sure they are plenty in the department facility
Dave: Ok, let's continue our job
At the group 5 from the Digital Dragons, Demoman was sent out to this doorstep and he knocks at the door until it opens
Demoman: Heya ma'am, here's your order
Customer 4: Thanks
Before this customer goes inside, something happened
... A water broke
Customer 4: Oh no...
Demoman: What's wrong ?
Customer 4: My water broke...oh god
Demoman: Ma'am, get into a delivery van, I'm going to tell one of my co-workers to drive you up to the hospital
Customer 4: Ok
Demoman grabs the customer who is mere moments before she's going into labor and they both enter the back of the delivery van
Demoman: Guys, that pregnant lady is about to labor soon !
Dark Cacao: What ?!
Diluc: Are you sure ?
Demoman: Yah ! No time to explain, just drive to the hospital already !
Diluc: Alright, We're going to help this woman's sake
Diluc starts to speed up and rushes to the hospital
Diluc: We're here ! Let's send her to the emergency room !
Customer 4: Oh god ! I'm going to be in labor now !
Demoman: Hold on ma'am, we're getting there
Dark Cacao: Let's hurry up before it's too late !
Then they entered the hospital and reached the reception desk
Receptionist: Hello, how may I help you ?
Diluc: Greetings, this woman is in labor and we need you to sent her help, kindly please
Receptionist: I'll sent help right away
Then the help arrived and carried a woman who's in labor was sent to the delivery room
Demoman: Do you think that customer is going to be fine ?
Diluc: I'm sure of it
Dark Cacao: I never thought this could happen.
Demoman: We didn't expect to sent that woman to the delivery, like to get delivered babies
Diluc: I know we're supposed to continue deliver donuts, but let's wait for her outcome
Hospital Intern: Excuse myself, are you the delivery men from Dunkin'
Demoman: Yah ?
Hospital Intern: Well, my staff had ordered donuts for lunch.
Diluc: Sure, we'll give it to you right away.
Customer 2: DONUTS! DONUTS! DONUTS!
Customer 2 continues chasing the Digital Dragons
At the group 1 from the Dynamic Drummers
Daisy: Hey Darkness, what do you think delivering ?
Darkness: I think it's great, it feels like doing some commissions by delivering goods onto villagers' homes.
Daisy: Hmm... I wonder how many donuts we have delivered so far? If you enjoy that kind of a job then I appreciated
Darkness: Thanks, I always like to help people that need their needs. By the way, how's Donkey Kong doing ?
Daisy: I think he's doing great at this and he made them smile
Darkness: That's nice. Daisy, looks like we reached to this house
Daisy: It must to be a regular customer, let's ring the doorbell and deliver a box for him or her
Daisy rings the doorbell and the customer opens the door and comes out
Customer 5: Hey ladies, you look like fine looking today
Darkness: Thanks...Here, take this box already
Customer 5: Cool, mind I call out for a date, ladies ?
Daisy: No thanks, our job is to deliver donuts, not a dating service.
Customer 5: Are you sure ? Because I have got it right.. (rips his shirt up and reveals bare abs) here !
Darkness: *blushes* (Wow, that man is so hot)
Daisy: That looked nice, but here's your donut box
Customer 5: Thanks, I was hoping one of you are going a late friday night for next time
Daisy: Have a nice day. *looks at Darkness* Darkness, are you alright ?
Darkness: (He's so handsome)
Daisy: We need to move on to the houses, that guy look like a sort of a degenerate
Darkness: Hey, let's try this door.
Daisy: Yes! Let's go!
They both walk to the door and answer it, but nobody answers
Daisy: Uh... Hello? We got donuts for you?
Darkness: Maybe nobody's home.
Daisy: There's a car there. Nobody left.
Darkness: Snoop?
Daisy: Snoop? (they both fist bump)
They both creek the door open
Darkness: Hello?
Daisy: Anybody in there? (here's a shower running)
Darkness: Oh, I think the customer is in the shower.
Daisy: Let's try it!
They both walk up stairs to the bathroom where some weird guy is singing "Cool Jerk" by the Capitols
Daisy: Hey! We got donuts for you?
The guy comes out of the shower
Shower Guy: GET OUT OF HERE YOU NOSY LITTLE PERVERTS, OR I'M GOING TO SLAP YOU SILLY!
Daisy and Darkness scream and run out of the house
Daisy: Ugh... who was that?
Darkness: I don't know. We must never do that again.
Donkey Kong: Wow, we just found this convention over there!
Daisy: A convention? We've hit the jackpot!
Darkness: No fan would not want to order donuts from us.
Both: Let's go!
Donkey Kong, Daisy, and Darkness enter the anime convention, where it's hosted by a certain Spanish guy who previously competed in Nathan's version
Don Ramon: Buenas tardes a todos. Bienvenidos a mi convención de anime. Soy su anfitrión, Don Ramón, y quiero que ustedes, niños, se comporten lo mejor posible allí. (Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to my anime convention. I'm your host, Don Ramon, and I want you kids to be on your best behavior there.)
Donkey Kong: Hey, you guys. Would you guys like some...
Fan: Hey, is that Donkey Kong, Princess Daisy, and Darkness from KonoSuba?
Long silence occurs
Daisy: ...Yes.
The fans start squealing really loud, and they begin to chase after them
Darkness: Uh... Heh, heh. RUN!!!!!
They all run out of the convention with all the guests chasing after them
Don Ramon: ¡OH, ESTÚPIDOS PEQUEÑOS BASTARDOS! ¡¡¡TE MATARÉ POR ECHAR A MIS FANS !!! (OH, YOU STUPID LITTLE BASTARDS! I WILL KILL YOU FOR CHASING MY FANS OUT!!!)
Daisy: Uh... what are we gonna do?
Donkey Kong: Hey, hide in there! (points at a garbage can)
Darkness: What? I would take a bath for a long time and...
Donkey Kong: JUST JUMP!
They all jump in the garbage can and the fans approach them and gasp
Daisy: Hey, it was us you wanted, right?
They all run away screaming, and then they all get off the garbage can
Daisy: Phew. That was a close one.
Customer 2: DONUTS!!!!
Donkey Kong, Darkness and Daisy run away
At the group 2 from the Dynamic Drummers, the bird trio are driving on the road
Dedede: So far, we have delivered sixty donuts so far
Daffy: That doesn't seem to be much, but we need to find more customers
Donald: Yeah, but which direction should we go ?
Daffy: Turn the left Donny
Dedede: No, turn on the right
Daffy: No, turn on the left
Dedede: No, turn on the right
Daffy: No, turn on the left
Dedede: No, turn on the right
Daffy: No, turn on the left
Dedede: No, turn on the right !
Daffy: No, turn on the left !
Dedede: No, turn on the right !!
Daffy: No, turn on the left !!
Donald takes both counterclockwise and clockwise directions until they..
Daffy: Turn..on the left
Dedede: Just turn on the right
Donald: Guys, I think we're going to make to-
Then they saw a dacia pick-Up truck coming towards to them
Daffy: Wait, is that a..
Dedede: OH MY GOD, IT'S A DACIA TRUCK !!
Donald: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Then they crash and don't worry, they survived with an airbag
At the group 3 from the Dynamic Drummers, they driving on the road
Diego Brando: Dori, how long is the destination for the nex customer
Dori: According to my calculation, there are a couple meters to go. The fact about the ordinary drivers for that company that goes undergo training to ensure safe driving practices, efficient delivery operations, and adherence to traffic laws. It may also have specific protocols in place for van operations to ensure the well-being of the drivers and the protection of the products being transported.
Daiya: Seeing him driving a delivery van that he never drove before that made question about the Speed Ball Run race mentioned in the history books
Dori: The Sumeru region doesn't remember having a race similar to that universe, but I'll take a look at it once the challenge is over
Diego: As if I never drove a van in my entire life, I prefer to use my stallion instead
Then he parked next to the customer's house
Diego Brando: We're here
Then they get out of the delivery van and decides to go the house
Customer 6: Hello ?
Dori: Hello sir, your order have arrived
Customer 6: Thanks, I waited an hour just to be delivered
Dori: Before you go, here are some facts about the donut's from this company
Customer 6: Ok, sure
Dori: Their assortment and flavors offers a diverse selection of donuts to cater to different tastes and preferences. They have a range of classic flavors like glazed, chocolate frosted, and jelly-filled. Additionally, they often introduce limited-time flavors and seasonal options to keep their menu exciting and fresh. They provide various types of donuts to suit different preferences. This includes yeast-raised donuts, cake donuts, filled donuts, and even specialty donuts like the Boston Kreme and the iconic Munchkins, which are bite-sized donut holes. Their customization allows some customization options for their donuts. For example, customers may be able to request specific toppings or fillings, depending on the store's offerings and availability. They emphasize serving fresh and high-quality donuts. Many Dunkin' stores prepare their donuts in-store, ensuring that they are made fresh daily. Dunkin' takes pride in delivering donuts with a soft and fluffy texture, often with a signature glaze or frosting. They also provide nutritional information for their donuts, allowing customers to make informed choices based on their dietary needs or preferences. The nutritional content can vary depending on the type and flavor of the donut and often offers donut combos and deals to provide customers with value and variety. These may include options to purchase multiple donuts at a discounted price or bundling donuts with other menu items like coffee or breakfast sandwiches.
Customer 6: Ok, that's a lot of information I can take for today, have a great day (then closes the door)
Diego Brando: Is that necessary to tell ?
Dori: I have studied a lot of things, Diego. Now we have delivered another customer, we need more to go.
At the group 4 from the Dynamic Drummers
Diona: Daniel, is this house sort of decomposing ?
Daniel: Nonsense, that's the next customer's house
Dark Choco: Are you going to knock on the door ?
Daniel: Why of course, every customer needs every attention. I'm going to knock it
Daniel knocks on the door and it was open by an old hag
Customer 7: Oh good, you must be the delivery man
Daniel: That's correct, since you ordered from online, here's your order
Customer 7: Well, that order was from my son. Drandon, come over here !
Customer 7's son: What is it mom ?
Customer 7: Your order have arrived
Customer 7's son: YAS ! (he takes the whole donut box and eats like an animal)
Diona: Ugh, I can't believe what I'm watching at
Customer 7: My son eats like a dog
Diona: *thinking* (Please don't remind of that incident)
Dark Choco: ...
18 hours later. Damn, it that took that long
D-Bot: Now the day is over, let's see the results
The Digital Dragons: 12960
The Dynamic Drummers: 8640
D-Bot: It turns out The Digital Dragons have won once again. But, where's Donut ?
Deimos: He got eat alive, I have saw his clothes filled with jelly on it, not only that, his crumbs are here
Doppio: Oh no..he's a donut, isn't he ?
Darkness: Does that mean Donut is out of the competition ?
D-Bot: No, he will be back in the next episode, because I have installed the recovery machine during the challenge
Demoman: Hey guys, guess what we did
Daffy: What is it then ?
Demoman: We delivered a baby !
Then the rest of the contestants said "You did what !?"
Diluc: Actually, there was a pregnant customer that was on labor, so we rushed to hospital to sent her on the emergency room
Demoman: Not only that, the staff had order donut as well
Diona: Wow, I never thought an owner of the Dawn Winery could help a pregnant lady to gave birth to a baby
Diavolo: Hold on, D-Bot, does the purpose of the challenge originated to aid in the delivery of childbirth ?
D-Bot: I did not plan on that, but I didn't expect to do the both terms of "delivery"
Darkness: Aww, you guys delivered a cute baby, but I think the mother is name their baby after you
David (CC): You did the right thing, you three. You saved someone's life
Dark Cacao: It was a honor to do the need for that woman
D-Bot: Anyways, The Dynamic Drummers are up for elimination again for losing the forth in a row and it ends the donut delivery episode. Who do you think will be eliminated in the next episode ? Find out in the next episode of A.C.E and bye for now. Wow, that it really took a long distance date to release an episode, I guess it was busy, huh ?
Customer 2: DONUTS !!!!!!!!!!!!
D-Bot: Woah ! What is going on here ?
Customer 2: I've been trying to catch you guys all day ! Now that I've got you right where I want you... I'd like to order all of your donuts available
Long silence, everyone melts
D-Bot: Thank you for your patronage.
Braxton: You! Get over here!
D-Bot: Oh my goodness, what is it, Braxton?
Braxton: Oh... I MISSED FISHY TODAY!
Suddenly, Braxton meets a certain muscular penguin that competed in Cole's version
Drake: Oh, I get it. You're joking. (laughs and beats up Braxton)
Braxton: NO! NO! THIS CAN'T BE! THIS CAN'T BE! NO! NO!
AT THE APARTMENT COMPLEX
Albedo: So, what did everyone think of this one ?
Almond: Well, I figured Devil Cookie would be eliminated because of that incident last episode.
Bart: Well, that was kind of a fun one. The contestants were delivering my dad's favorite food door-to-door.
Badger: I'm glad they weren't selling drugs.
Bender: Wait, I thought his favorite food was beer.
Bart: That's his favorite drink.
Brian Griffin: So is Peter's.
Clyde: It kinda reminded me of the SpongeBob episode where SpongeBob and Patrick attempted to sell chocolate to the people of Bikini Bottom.
Arnold Shortman: Of course. Complete with a crazy person who freaks out over donuts, just like in the episode.
Almond: Don't forget that moment where they helped to sent a woman who is in labor to the hospital
Annie: Did she just gave birth after that
Brock Samson: Of course, It reminds me of one of the episodes form the show called "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Claptrap: Do you think she gave birth on the way to the hospital ?
Crash: I believe she gave birth in the emergency room and I believe that baby is adorable
Anya: Babies are so cute !
Arthur: That was unexpected. Anyaways, it also reminded me of the episode where my friend Buster struggled to sell his chocolate for a band fundraiser and eventually had to make his own, with disastrous results.
Candace: I also tried to sell Fireside Girl cupcakes in order to get into a concert.
Chica: It wasn't my cupcake, right?
Candace: No, of course not. Why would I want to sell a weird cupcake with eyes on it?
Cupcake: I'm a cupcake!
Bubble: And one of the contestants was a donut, and one of the customers almost ate him whole.
Adam: And I love the reference to the Jackie's Crush episode where they are running from the fans.
Aviva: Believe me. That wasn't the only time Don Ramon would run an anime convention.
The Conductor: I could go for some donuts right now.
Carrie: I would say where they are, but Chowder would already eat them and lie that it wasn't him.
Chowder: Well, I didn't eat any donuts, because we don't have any.
Charlie: Oh yeah. I forgot we don't have food that starts with D in the apartment complex until this season is complete.
Baelz: So what do you think the next episode will be about?
Annie Einstein: Well, since I saw the entirety of Cole's Season 4, the challenges in Cole's version were trying not to slip off donuts, a dodgeball game, making dumplings, fixing the power in the dark, playing Dig Dug, a dance-off, a dolphin race, fighting demons in the dark, looking for double-digit numbers, looking at dots, avoiding a drill, cleaning the dishes, and making a drawing.
Carrie: And I saw Nathan's Season 4 and they are catching ducks, a dodgeball game, a dirt clod fight, surviving a natural disaster, playing Donkey Kong, a dance-off, a donkey race, fighting Darkness the Devil, hunting deer, playing drums, a dentist appointment featuring (CENSORED BY COLGATE), cleaning dishes, and looking for dragonflies.
Angelica: We also had a challenge about making dumplings in Military Character Elimination.
Cioccolata: Well, I hope the next challenge will be duh-duh-divine!
Cheesy: Ooh, nice on !
Chinatsu: Really?
Albedo: Yeah, for now, let's wait until the next episode.
Chapter 6: Stealing the Diamond
Chapter Text
A day after the last challenge
Dezmond: (yawns) Ugh... What a day.
Deimos: (enters Dezmond's room) Good news, Donut got recovered.
Donut: Yeah, I am so relieved after all.
Dezmond: Cool! I can't wait for what's going to happen. So what was everyone doing?
Deimos: Well, since we won four times in a row, we had a little disco party!
Dezmond: A disco party? Dude, how many people like disco nowadays?
Both: Uh... (leave)
Dezmond: Exactly.
At the prize booth
D-Bot: Okay guys! It's time for prize voting. Who are you going to choose?
At the voting booth, Dezomond, Doppio, Diavolo, Daniel J D'Arby, Deimos, Daddy, Diluc, Donut, David (CC), Declan, Dave and Devil wrote the names normally, Dark Cacao had climb up on the desk in order him to write a name and carry a piece of paper to the vote ballot box, Dio wrote the name of the person while smudging, Demoman wrote the name while he was drunk.
D-Bot: Well, after reading the votes, it turns out Demoman wins the prize for helping a woman in labor!
Demoman: Ah, yes! (burps) But what do I get?
D-Bot: A day's supply of donuts for you!
Demoman: Ah, hell yeah!
(a truck appears)
Brooklyn T. Guy: Ugh... that's a lot of donuts. Are you sure you're gonna eat all those--
Demoman rushes to the truck and eats all the donuts
Brooklyn T. Guy: Guess so.
At the elimination center
Donald: Hmm... Where's Daitomodachi?
Daffy: I don't know.
Donkey Kong: Well, it is time for the elimination, so...
A certain alligator appears instead
Donald,Daffy,Donkey Kong,Daisy,Dedede: Alexander Alligator?!
Alexander: Yes. I am here.
Dori: But what happened to Daitomodachi and Daki?
Alexander: They're busy.
Daitomodachi and Daki are shown tied up in a dark room
Alexander: Anyways, I'll do the elimination this time. But instead of voting, I will choose who will be eliminated.
Dedede: You're joking, right?
Alexander: Anyways, the contestants that returned in this season, Donald, Donkey Kong, Daffy, and Daisy are safe. So you all get donuts.
They receive their donuts
Alexander: The next contestants safe are Daiya, Darkness, Diona, Dori, Diego, and Daniel. Here's your donuts.
Diona: Well, that was close.
Alexander: Now it's down to King Dedede and Daniel. But I must say King Dedede is eliminated, because your name starts with K, not D, which was why you competed in Season 11.
Dedede: What?! But I wanted to try something different! That's why I competed this season!
Alexander: King Dedede, I do not make errors.
A tosser appears and sends Dedede away
Daiya: Hey, you're using a little tosser instead of those teleportation lasers
Dark Choco: Um, did you send him back to his homeworld?
Alexander: Um, I think I did.
He doesn't; instead, Dedede lands in Africa
Dedede: Ugh... Hey, this isn't Dream World! Where am I?!
Africans shouting
Da Poo Poo Guy: You DARE return to Africa?!
Dedede: Oh no. AAAAAAAAAAHHH! (runs from the Africans)
Back at the dining room where both teams meet again
Dio: So who got eliminated?
Donald: Unfortunately, it was Dedede.
Dezmond: What? Why? He didn't do anything bad!
Donkey Kong: Well, Alexander Alligator replaced Daitomodachi since they are busy. And he eliminated him instead of letting us vote.
Donut: Oh, that's weird.
Demoman: At least I'm still enjoying those (burp) donuts!
D-Bot arrives
D-Bot: All right, who's ready for the next challenge?
Everyone agrees
Donut: So what's the contest?
Dave: Yeah, what's the contest?
D-Bot: We're gonna steal a diamond.
Daniel: We are?
D-Bot: Yes. Well, our show is facing serious budget cuts and if they drop all the way, then the show's cancelled. But luckily, there's a new Tunisian diamond at the museum that costs $1,000,000,000. If we get that diamond, our budget will increase and the show will continue. But whoever team gets the diamond first will win the contest.
Daddy: Well, it is illegal, but we want to keep the show's budget.
Declan: I agree.
D-Bot: So let's teleport to the museum.
They reach the museum
D-Bot: Okay, there's the museum. Now good luck, I am going to look for Daitomodachi and Daki.
Current Teams:
Digital Dragons: Dezmond - Doppio - Diavolo - Dio - Daniel J. D'Arby - Deimos - Demoman - Daddy - Diluc - Donut - David (CC) - Dark Cacao - Declan - Dave - Devil
Dynamic Drummers: Donkey Kong - Daisy - Donald - Daffy - Daiya - Darkness - Diona - Dori - Dark Choco - Diego Brando - Daniel
Darkness: Okay, let's get that diamond!
Deimos: Okay, do any of you have plans, because I got nothing.
Dezmond: I say we bust in, and you, the Dynamic Drummers, you guys can sneak in over there. (points at a wall)
Daffy: Got it.
The Dynamic Drummers walk off
Doppio: So we're all gonna bust in? We'll be caught.
Dio: Don't worry. I got this! (takes out a scooter)
Diavolo: We can't all fit in there!
Dio presses a button, which turns the scooter into a convertible Dodge
All: Oooh!
Dio: All right, let's go!
The Digital Dragons start up the Dodge and they approach two guards, and then they got three choices, to kick the guards, ram the entrance, or to jump off the scooter
Wrong Choice 1 - Not making an option in time
The Dodge misses the two guards and crashes
Wrong Choice 2 - Kick
Dio: Okay, let's see if I can kick them.
Dio puts his leg out of the window, to kick the guard, but the Dodge misses the entrance crashes
Wrong Choice 3 - Jump
Dio: Okay, target acquired! Now let's eject.
Dio presses the eject button on the Dodge, and the Dodge hits one of the guards, but the Dragons land too hard on the stairs and are knocked out
Correct Choice - Ram
The Dodge drives into one of the guards and busts through the entrance
Daddy: All right, we're in!
Dezmond: Now let's save D-Bot's budget!
The guards notice the Dodge in the lobby and it drives into the medieval section
Guard 1: Woah! Uh, we got a breach headed towards the medieval section.
Meanwhile, outside next to the museum wall
P.O.V. - Dynamic Drummers: Donkey Kong - Daisy - Donald - Daffy - Daiya - Darkness - Diona - Dori - Dark Choco - Diego Brando - Daniel
Donkey Kong: Okay, team, how are we going to sneak in?
Darkness: I know, me, Donkey Kong, Daisy, and the birds will go through the wall, and the rest of you will try to get to the roof.
Daniel: Genius plan. But we only got three things: jumble hoppers, an anti-gravity cap, or a teleporter.
Dori: I wonder which one we should use.
Wrong Choice 1 - Jumble Hoppers
Dori: I think the Jumble Hoppers will be fine. Let me try them. (bounces with them) Hey, this is fun! Now let me see if I can...
Dori hops with the Jumble Hoppers, but she misses the ledge, and then the shoes bounce Dori away from the museum and into a lake where she drowns, and she loses two points
Wrong Choice 2 - Anti-Gravity Cap
Dori: Well, I haven't tried this anti-gravity cap, but let's see if it works.
Dori activates the device, causing her to rise, but when she reaches the roof...
Dori: (presses the button that activates the device to turn it off, but it doesn't work) Um, who do I turn it off? Um, Houston, we have a problem.
Dori is sent to depths of space, never to be seen again
Correct Choice - Teleporter
Dori: Well, let's see if this teleporter works.
Dori activates the teleporter and she, Daiya, Diona, Dark Choco, Diego Brando, and Daniel are sent 50 feet above the museum
Daniel: Oh, this can't be good.
They all fall down, but luckily they manage to survive
Diona: Wow, we're alive!
Dori: Phew.
Dark Choco: Okay, now we need to get past this guard.
Daniel: I have four tools for those, a tranquilizer, an invisibility pill, a penny, or we can just Falcon Punch him. What do you guys think?
Wrong Choice 1 - Invisibility Pill
Daniel: Well, this invisibility pill will be nice. (eats it, turning him invisible)
The rest of Daniel's team lose track of him
Daiya: Um... where'd you go, Daniel?
Wrong Choice 2 - Tranquilizer
Daniel: Maybe the tranquilizer will be fine.
Daniel shoots a tranquilizer dart at the guard, but he yawns, causing the dart to miss and boomeranging through a vent and hitting Diego Brando in the chin
Wrong Choice 3 - Falcon Punch
Daniel: (runs to the guard) Falcon... (the attack doesn't work) PUU... nch?
The guard points his gun at Daniel
Correct Choice - Penny
Daniel: Maybe the penny will work. (throws the penny next to the guard)
Guard 2: Oh, look! A penny!
They all run into the rooftop entrance, where they all reach a walkway directly on top of the diamond
Daiya: Okay, now we gotta wait for the rest of our team to approach the walkway and then we all get the diamond and we get our first win!
Diego Brando: (through walkie-talkie) Okay, we made it to the exhibit where the diamond is!
Daisy: All right!
Donkey Kong: Now let's see if we can get through this wall.
Daffy: Well, I got three options for that. Either a shrink ray, a liquidificator, or a pick. Which one would you say?
Wrong Choice 1 - Shrink Ray
Darkness: I'd say the shrink ray!
Daffy: Perfect!
Daffy uses the shrink ray on himself, Donald, Donkey Kong, Daisy, and Darkness, causing them to reduce their size
Daffy: Hey, it worked!
Donald: And look, there's a crack in the museum wall!
Donkey Kong: We can get the diamond here! Let's go!
They all run to the crack, but then a worm comes out
Worm: WRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY!
Daisy: Oh, hey, little worm. Would you like a donut?
The worm eats all of them
Wrong Choice 2 - Liquidificator
Donald: Maybe the liquid thing?
Daffy: Okay, but let me read the instructions first.
Instructions: Liquidificator - Turn yourself into a liquid and bend your molecules around or through any object!
"It's fantastically easy to use!" -Gadget Gabe (2010)
Daffy: Oh, we can turn ourselves into water and we can bend our molecules at our will.
Donkey Kong: Nice!
Daisy: Let's try it!
Daffy uses the machine, but the forces of gravity cause them to spill into the ground, unable to do anything
Correct Choice - Pick
Donkey Kong: I think the pick will be nice.
Daffy: Okay.
Darkness: Step aside, this is a girl's job. Let me do this mining thing.
Darkness uses the pick on the wall, but then a Creeper appears
Daffy: Mother.
The Creeper explodes, destroying the wall, but luckily, they all manage to survive the explosion, and they enter the World War II exhibit
Donkey Kong: Oh... Oh, phew. I'm glad we managed to survive that.
Darkness: Same. We were so lucky that time.
Donald: Shhh! Listen!
They all notice a recommended character talking to another guard
Dave Panpa: Yeah, so, apparently, there was something in that cake, and he used it to escape. And then I got fired. Pretty lame, huh? Yeah, I don't really like this...
Guard 3: Ugh! Please! Shut up!
Darkness: Okay, how are we gonna get past them besides listening to that boring conversation?
All: Hmm...
Wrong Choice 1 - Not making an option in time
Dave Panpa: Oh, I was just... I was just trying to have a conversation, you know, since I mean... we're partners, so... I just... just wanted to get... get to know each other a little bit. You know? I just kind of wanted to have a conversation. Just, you know, to lighten things up. I mean... What's gonna happen in a museum? I mean, really? Do you feel a draft at all?
Guard 3: (catches the contestants) HEY!
Wrong Choice 2 - Gun
Daisy: (taking a gun from a glass exhibit) Take this, you guards! (the gun isn't loaded) Oh wait... Oops. I forgot it was a museum, heh.
(the guard points his gun at Daisy)
Wrong Choice 3 - Bomb
Donkey Kong: Take this!
Donkey Kong throws a bomb at Dave's foot, but it doesn't explode; Dave screams in agony and the guard shoots at the contestants
Correct Choice - Plane
Donald: Take that, scum!
Donald throws a model plane, knocking out the guard
Dave Panpa: Ugh... I gotta warn some-- (runs into a pillar)
Donald: All right, we did it! And there's the exhibit!
Darkness: Uh oh, but there's a guard sleeping! What are we gonna do?
All: Hmm...
Daisy: Well, we can either get the diamond, or we can go a different way. Maybe that way will also have the diamond.
Wrong Choice - The Entrance to the Diamond Exhibit
Daffy: Let's just go to the diamond exhibit.
They all dash to the exhibit, but they all stop guard wakes up in front of them
Daisy: Oh hi. Want a donut?
Correct Choice - The Entrance to the Retro Video Game Exhibit
Donkey Kong: Maybe we should go this way to the retro video game exhibit, since it does bring me 80's nostalgia back to my days with Mario.
Daisy: I agree.
They all dash to the retro exhibit, avoiding detection in the process
Donald: Phew. That was a close one.
Daisy: Hey, look! We can also access the exhibit from here!
Donkey Kong: Perfect.
Darkness: But there's also two guards in the way.
Daffy: Okay, how are we gonna get past them?
Wrong Choice 1 - Crowbar
Daisy: Oh, this crowbar looks cool. Let's use that.
Darkness: Okay.
Darkness walks to the crowbar, but she gets attacked by headcrabs before she picks it up
Darkness: AAH! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME!
Wrong Choice 2 - Metroid
Daisy: How about we use the Metroid to attack the guards?
Donkey Kong: Well, I'm not Samus, but I'll try that.
Donkey Kong releases the Metroid
Donkey Kong: Okay, Metroid, attack the guards!
Long silence
Donkey Kong: Um.. I said attack the guards? (points at the guards)
(the Metroid attacks Donkey Kong instead)
Wrong Choice 3 - Pokeball
Daisy: How about we challenge the guards to a Pokemon battle?
Donald: Perfect! Those guards will be going down thanks to my Pokemon skills!
Donald takes the Pokeball and starts a Pokemon battle between the two guards
Donald throws the Pokeball, but then a Missingno comes out, causing the fanfiction to crash
Correct Choice - Super Mushroom
Daisy: Oh, I know. Let's use the Super Mushroom!
Donkey Kong: Ooh, perfect! Those guards will flip out when they see a rampaging gorilla on the loose.
Donkey Kong grabs the Super Mushroom, turning him giant
Diona: Hmm... I wonder where they are.
Daniel: Look, there he is!
Donkey Kong then enters the exhibit and notices the guards
Donkey Kong: It's on like myself!
One of Donkey Kong's stomps, causes a pterosaur to hatch, which takes out one of the guards
Diego Brando: All right, now that the guards are distracted, let's get that diamond!
Wrong Choice 1 - Drop
They all slip off the walkway, crashing into the diamond, activating the alarms and knocking them out
Wrong Choice 2 - Portal Gun
Dark Choco: Hey, maybe this portal gun will work.
Diego Brando: Okay then.
Dori uses the Portal gun and fires a portal underneath the diamond and another one above the walkway
Daiya: All right, it worked!
The diamond is removed from the exhibit, but because of its weight, the diamond destroys the walkway...
Diona: Oh, this can't be good.
...and sends the contestants into an infinite Portal drop
Correct Choice - Wire
Diona: Okay, I'm gonna use this wire to grab the diamond.
Diona hooks the wire to the walkway and descends to the ground safely and quietly
Dori: Good job! Now how are you gonna get the diamond?
Diona: Um...
Wrong Choice - Laser Cutter
Diona: Maybe this laser cutter will work.
Diona mounts the laser cutter to pierce through the glass casing, but it slices Diona in half
Correct Choice - Hammer
Diona: Well, this hammer will not work, but...
Diona takes out a hammer
Diona: Steady... steady...
Diona gently taps the glass with the hammer, powdering the glass without raising the alarms
Diona: Yes!
Everyone jumps off the walkway and Diona carries the diamond
Diona: Wow, this thing is heavy.
P.O.V. - Digital Dragons: Dezmond - Doppio - Diavolo - Dio - Daniel J. D'Arby - Deimos - Demoman - Daddy - Diluc - Donut - David (CC) - Dark Cacao - Declan - Dave - Devil
They are still driving in their Dodge convertible
Deimos: Okay, we're getting close to the diamond exhibit!
Daddy: Oh no, but there are guards in the way!
Donut: How will we get past them?
Wrong Choice 1 - Not making an option in time
The guard stops the car with a nightstick
Wrong Choice 2 - Lance
Declan: Hey, there's this lance! I'm gonna joust like a knight!
Declan reaches out of the car and grabs the lance
Declan: CHAAAAAAAARGE... (loses grip of the lance) Uh oh.
The lance hits the tire, causing the car to roll over and smacks the Digital Dragons on the floor
Wrong Choice 3 - Mace
David (CC): All right, this mace will do the trick.
David (CC) reaches out of the car and grabs the mace
David (CC): All right, let's do this!
David (CC) raises the flail to attack the guards, but it gets stuck on a boat display, causing him to force him off the Dodge and is left hanging from the mace
Demoman: Oh, there he goes. (burp)
David (CC): Uh, this isn't what it looks like. Heh, heh.
Correct Choice - Shield
Dio: Don't worry, this car comes with a shield.
Dio activates the shield, preventing enemy fire, and easily reaching the diamond exhibit
Deimos: Wait, where'd the diamond go?
They all notice that Diona has the diamond
Dio: Oh no, we don't lose for the first time!
Diona: Heh, heh. (blows raspberry at Dio)
Dio: Grr...!
Daiya: Okay, there's two more guards here. We need to get past those.
Dori: Hmm...
Wrong Choice 1 - Cannon
Diego Brando: Hey, try that cannon! Maybe that'll work!
Diona: Excellent!
Diona enters the cannon, but he falls off the cannon and attempts to salvage the attempt by hastily reboarding it head-first
Diona: Oh no, please don't fire now.
The cannon fires, sending Diona partially through the exit door
Wrong Choice 2 - Cheese
Daniel: I know. Maybe this cheese will do something!
Diona: Excellent!
They all eat the cheese and... that's it
Long silence
Dori: What was the point of that?
Correct Choice - Plank
Dark Choco: Hey, we can use this plank here.
Daiya: Nice.
The all jump on the plank and they launch themselves past the two guards
They then enter the loading zone where they notice one more security guard on patrol
Diona: Okay, there's one more security guard. And how are we gonna get him?
All: Hmm...
Wrong Choice 1 - Snap Neck
Daniel: Well, well, well, prepare to...
Daniel ends up slipping off the stairs, snapping his own neck in the process
Dori: Oooh...
Diona: Ouch.
Wrong Choice 2 - Rifle
Diego Brando: How about we use this rifle?
Daniel: Cool. All right, now it's time for you to die!
Daniel fires multiple shots at the guard, but he'd make a good Stormtrooper (as in he misses every single shot despite being right next to him)
Daniel: I'm not good at firing guns.
Wrong Choice 3 - Jump
Diona: I'm just gonna jump over the guard.
Diona jumps over the guard with the diamond in hand, but she falls down due to the weight of the jewel
Diona: Ooh...
The guards points his gun at Diona
Correct Choice - Diamond
Diona: Oh, I think you're missing an obvious solution.
Diona drops the jewel at the guard, killing him
Diona: Piece of cake.
Diego Brando: All right, we did it! Now to show this to D-Bot!
P.O.V. - Digital Dragons: Dezmond - Doppio - Diavolo - Dio - Daniel J. D'Arby - Deimos - Demoman - Daddy - Diluc - Donut - David (CC) - Dark Cacao - Declan - Dave - Devil
Dezmond: Oh no you don't, this diamond is ours!
Demoman: Is it? (burps)
Declan: Our team can't lose for the first time.
Dave: Yeah, I agree. Let's go!
The Dodge drives off
Guard 4: ...and after that, they just up and arrested him!
Guard 5: Woah! Really?
Guard 4: Yeah. That's when I decided I should probably get a different job. I figured night guarding is much less dangerous than driving a--
The Dodge drives past the two guards and crash into the exit door
Guard 4: ...Crap.
Donkey Kong's walkie talkie activates
Diona: (through the walkie talkie) Hey, DK! Come in!
Donkey Kong: What is it?
Diona: We got the diamond!
Donkey Kong: Yes! Our team will win in no--
A cannonball fires at DK, causing him to shrink back
Donkey Kong: Oh, poop.
Daisy: DK, are you alright?
Donkey Kong: Yes, at least they were able to get the diamond!
Donald: Well, we better make an escape quickly. There's chaos everywhere!
Donkey Kong: I agree.
Meanwhile in the Center for Chaos Containment
CCC Agent: Uh, sir? You might want to come look at this. I'm getting chaos readings at 10.6. It's coming from the museum.
CCC General: My God. It's over NINE...!
Long silence
CCC Agent: ...Yeah.
CCC General: I'm leaving this decision up to you, corporal. Just hit one of those buttons to deal with this... (puts on shades) pressing situation. (CSI: Miami theme) Who's watching TV?! Get back to work!
CCC Intern: Oh. Sorry, chief. I'm going back to work.
The agent is left to press some buttons to stop the chaos
Wrong Choice 1 - The Divide by Zero Button
The CCC drops a calculator into the museum
Donald: Hey, what's this calculator doing here?
Donald picks it up, then it types in "1337" (leet)
Darkness: Oh, cool!
Then it divides by zero
Daffy: Oh, this can't be good.
The museum and the contestants collapse into a void, never to be seen again
Wrong Choice 2 - Satellite Button
A Shoop da Whoop satellite fires a laser at the museum, destroying it
Wrong Choice 3 - Nuke Button
The museum is alerted to a nuclear launch nearby
Donald: Um, what's going on here?
Daisy: Oh I think it's a nuclear attack coming.
Darkness: Are we gonna escape or what?
Donkey Kong: I'm just wondering if the diamond is okay.
Daffy: Would you forget about the diamond?
It's too late, the nuke hits the whole town, blowing up the whole museum and killing the contestants
Correct Choice - Gear Button
A giant robot falls down in the museum and goes on a rampage
Donkey Kong: Woah, what is that?
Daisy: Is that a giant robot?
Donald: Well, it's destroying the whole museum?
Darkness: I think we better get outta here before we get attacked by it.
All: Agreed!
They all run out of the museum and find the rest of the Dynamic Drummers
Donald: Hey, there you guys are!
Dori: If we hurry, we will get this diamond back to the museum!
Daffy: D-Bot is gonna be so happy!
The Digital Dragons notice this
Dezmond: Oh boy, we better find a way to grab the diamond! We don't want to lose!
Daddy: Got it. But what should we do?
Wrong Choice - Basket
Dio: THE WORLD!
Time freezes
Dio takes out a basket and puts the diamond in it, but because of its weight, he collapses and gets impaled by the diamond
Correct Choice - Tow Cable
Dio: THE WORLD!
Time freezes
Dio steals the diamond and attaches a cable from the Dodge to the diamond, and then it drives off
Dio: Time resumes.
The time resumes and the Dodge drives off with the diamond in it
Donald: What?! Where'd it go?
Doppio: Adios, suckas!
Donald: Ah, phooey!
Donkey Kong: Don't worry, we're gonna use karts!
Donkey Kong takes out a remote and presses a button that causes Super Mario Kart go-karts to come out
Daisy: Awesome!
The Dynamic Drummers begin chasing after the Digital Dragons
Deimos: Uh oh, we got company!
Diavolo: Oh no, you guys are not getting the diamond!
Darkness: Oh, it's going to be so easy!
Daniel: Yeah!
Then police officers chase after the contestants
Diego Brando: Uh oh, we got company ourselves!
Dezmond: Oh no, what are we gonna do?
Wrong Choice 1 - Not making an option in time
The contestants get shot and run over
Police Officer 1: Yeah!
Police Officer 2: Nice shot!
Wrong Choice 2 - Branch
David (CC): Quick, everyone! Hide in this tree!
Everyone: Okay!
The contestants bail from their vehicles and hide in the tree
Daniel J. D'Arby: Phew. That was close.
Devil: Wait, which one of you has the diamond?
Donald: Oh, crap.
The diamond gets recovered by the police
Correct Choice - Rock
Daisy: Hey, there's this rock! (picks it up) Take that!
Daisy throws the rock at one the police officers, causing him to fall off the car to his death
Police Officer 2: No, Johnny! Officer down! Repeat, officer down!
A helicopter appears with a sniper (no relation) appears
Demoman: Does that guy (burp) look familiar?
Daddy: Who cares? What do we know?
Wrong Choice 1 - Not making an option in time
The sniper blows up the contestants
Sniper: Wave goodbye to your head, wanka!
Wrong Choice 2 - Sticky Grenade
Donut: Don't worry, maybe this sticky grenade will help! Take this! (tries to throw it to the sniper, but it's stuck in his hand) Uh oh. How do I get it off?! Help me!
The contestants try to get the grenade off of Donut, but they are unable to remove it in time before it explodes
Correct Choice - Bubble
Dio: Don't worry, I got a bubble shield.
Dio presses the bubble shield on the Dodge protecting his team and the Dynamic Drummers from the Sniper's shots
They continue their chase in a tunnel, until they stop when they reach an unfinished bridge
Dave: Oh me, oh my! We're trapped!
Two police officers appear and surround the contestants
Police Officer 3: Sir, place your hands where I can see them! If you do not comply, I will be forced to fire on you!
Wrong Choice 1 - Not making an option in time
Police Officer 3: You leave me choice, sir!
The contestants get gunned down
Wrong Choice 2 - Drive
Dio: (slowly drives his Dodge) Uh, we're just gonna slowly--
The police officer immediately shoots at the Dodge, causing it to explode
Wrong Choice 3 - Bribe
Diluc: Hey, what do you say we, uh... settle this with, uh... what will it be? $100? $200?
Police Officer 3: Bribery is a federal offense, sir.
The contestants get gunned down
Correct Choice - Diamond
Donkey Kong kicks the diamond off the bridge and the Dynamic Drummers fall off the bridge
Police Officer 3: Huh?
Dio: Don't look at us. They were the ones that stole the diamond, not us. And hey, if they fell to their deaths, then you can't arrest them, because you can't arrest corpses.
Police Officer 3: Oh yeah. True.
Police Officer 2: I don't know. You want to get some donuts?
Police Officer 3: Sure.
The police officers leave
Dezmond: Well, that was close. Now let's find the diamond.
They walk to the lake where the Dynamic Drummers fell in, but the team and the diamond is nowhere to be found
Devil: What the? Where's the diamond?
The Dynamic Drummers are floating in the sky all the way back to dining room
Donald: Whoa. What happened?
Diona: I don't know. It happened out of nowhere.
It turns out the guy who helped the contestants was a veteran who competed in Nathan and Cole's version
Dynamic Drummers: Danny Phantom?!
Danny: Yep. I know whenever anyone is in trouble or falling to their deaths, I helped save you in the nick of time.
Darkness: Thank you so much!
Donald: Yeah, I agree.
Danny: Well, anyways, I gotta go back to the amusement park. See you in Episode 7! (flies off)
Donkey Kong: Bye!
D-Bot walks in
D-Bot: Hmmm... I don't know what happened to Daitomodachi and... Hey! There's the diamond! You got it!
Daiya: Yep, we did. In an epic, aggressive, and sometimes undetected way.
D-Bot: Well, it looks like since the Dynamic Drummers retrieved the diamond, and saved our budget, they won for the first time.
Dynamic Drummers: YAY!
The Digital Dragons walk in and gasp when they see the diamond
Dezmond: What?! They got the diamond! How did you guys survive that?!
Donald: Well, we were falling down, until we were saved by Danny Phantom who sent us all the way to the dining room.
Daddy: Well, I guess our team is up for elimination for the first time.
Dark Cacao: We are?! Will one of us be going home now?! But that's not fair! Um, hold on. I'll be right back. (leaves)
Deimos: Hey, where did Dark Cacao go?
In Cole's Season P
PSB: Welcome back to Alphabet Character Elimina--
Dark Cacao: Well well well, if it isn't PSB. This is what you get for making Cole at a slow pace! (beats her up) Huh?
Jack Skellington: Hello, Dark Cacao! (beats up Dark Cacao)
Back in the dining room
Darkness: I'm sure he's fine.
D-Bot: Anyways, the Digital Dragons are up for elimination for the first time and it ends the diamond theft episode. Who do you think will be eliminated in the next episode ? Find out in the next episode of A.C.E and bye for now!
AT THE APARTMENT COMPLEX
Albedo: So what did everyone think of that episode?
Charles: I absolutely loved the challenge! It was exactly like how my best friend was able to steal the Tunisian diamond earlier. Though I know that's a different museum, since Henry still has that diamond he stole in the game.
Chiaki: Oh, I love that game!
Bonnie: Oh yeah, I remember when I did a let's play of that game.
Creeper: ...
Benny: I also gotta say, Danny Phantom's cameo was unexpecting.
Blaze: And that was the fourth veteran cameo we had. First Deadpool, then Don Ramon, then Drake, and now Danny.
Arthur: Hopefully that's the last one before Episode 7. I don't want D.W. making a cameo.
Albedo: All right, let's wait for the next episode.
Chapter 7: Aftermath: Part 1
Chapter Text
Announcer: Before I start this aftermath, I'm sorry it's almost been a whole month since the last episode of BlackCube01's SDE5 was released. I have no idea what BC01 was doing these past few weeks, but at least it's over and out of the way. But anyways, let's start the aftermath! Oh and also, let's hope the next episode of Cole's version will finally get that power outage fixed and over with, and eventually Cole will no longer be at a slow pace forever, so Nathan's Season P will finally come out!
The show begins with an intro including jazz and funky music appearing with the host Devin along with co-host Dice will conduct the interviews with the eliminated contestants that happened to their time in the competition.
Devin: Hi! It is me, Devin! Of course, you probably have seen my best friend, Carrie, host the aftermaths in the previous season, so it's obviously a no-brainer that I am hosting the aftermaths. And who is my co-host of course?
Dice: It is none other than me, King Dice, who lives up to his name because I have a die on my head.
Devin: And welcome to the first episode of BC01's A.C.E. Season D Aftermath! At this time, our show received over 500 hits on Archive of Our Own, and we want you to keep those hits coming. Now we get to hang out with you guys to dish out everything this season has to offer so far!
Dice: What did you think of it so far? Was it good or amazing or what?
Devin: Anyways, before we reveal our guests, let's meet the contestants that sadly did not make the cut for this show.
Dice: So camera guy, will you please?
Doofy: (turns his camera around) Hey kids, I'm Doofy the Dragon, the cameraman for this show!
Devin: Um, Doofy?
Doofy: Yeah?
Dice: You're supposed to reveal the peanut gallery?
Doofy: Oh, I love peanuts! Let's sing about peanuts. (sings a song about peanuts and compares them to drugs, then shoots himself)
Devin: Ugh, fine. I liked the cameraman from the last episode better, because he was silent. (turns the camera himself) Anyways, here they are, everybody! Over here on Cole's seat there's Daniel Tiger, Dipsy, Diego from Go, Diego, Go!, Dora the Explorer, Disgust, Dexter and Dee Dee, Dipper Pines, Danny Phantom, Dracula, Daisy Duck, and Drake!
Dice: And over here on Nathan's seat, there's Dick Dastardly, D.W. Read, Diddy Kong, Duncan, Deadpool, Dhalsim, Dr. Drakken, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Daria Morgendorffer, Daphne Blake, Don Ramon, and Darth Vader!
Devin: Wow, I really feel bad for all you guys. All of you, myself included, missed your chance to win that apartment complex.
Diddy Kong: I know, I can't believe Donkey Kong was here but not me.
Daisy Duck: I know! This is the second time Donald Duck is competing without me!
Dipper: I thought I would get a chance to join this season, but I didn't make the sign-ups in time.
Darth Vader: I was so close to joining, but I was busy conquering the galaxy.
Daria: I didn't really care.
Dice: Poor guys.
Deadpool: But I did make an appearance in Episode 2 when I saw Declan taking a dump.
Don Ramon: ¡Y vi a ese gorila, princesa y cruzado expulsar a toda mi gente de mi convención de anime! (And I saw that gorilla, princess, and crusader chase all my people from my anime convention out!)
Drake: And I stopped another attempted Braxton beating, just like MSB.
Danny: And I appeared saving a team from certain death and carrying them back to their lobby.
Devin: Wow, you were all lucky. And you've all got only two more episodes before we all audition.
Dice: Except me.
Doofy: And me.
Dick Dastardly: Yeah, I agree. I can't wait to finally get in this season.
Diego (GDG): Me too.
Doofenshmirtz: Me three.
Duncan: Me four.
Devin: But anyways, let's start this off with a bang. Our first guest is BFDI's debuter who is apparently, not an object, but a stick figure, who only says two words. Please welcome our first guest, David!
David walks in
David (BFDI): Aw, seriously?
Daniel Tiger: Wait, David got eliminated first, despite the fact that he made it farther in Cole's version?
David (BFDI): Aw, seriously?
Dee Dee: (gasps) Wait a second! David, what's my name?
David (BFDI): Aw, seriously?
Dee Dee: THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY! THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY! THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY! THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
Dexter: Dee Dee, stop that!
Dee Dee: Sorry.
David (BFDI): Aw, seriously? (sits down)
Devin: So yeah, apparently the only thing you say is...
David (BFDI): Aw, seriously?
Devin: Yeah, that.
Dice: Do you say anything besides that?
David (BFDI): NO!
Devin: You don't, huh?
David (BFDI): Aw, seriously?
Devin: Okay, I'll give you this translator colla--
David (BFDI): AW, SERIOUSLY?!
Devin: Woah, that scared me.
David (BFDI): Aw, seriously?
Dracula: Ugh, please stop saying that. It's giving me a headache.
David (BFDI): NO! Aw, seriously?
Dice: Come on, just try on that collar.
David (BFDI): NO!
Devin: Okay, fine. Security!
Darkness walks in
Darkness (Legend): Well, well, well, you're not trying on that collar, huh?
David (BFDI): NO! (runs off)
Darkness (Legend): Well, that's too bad! I'll get you, you stick figure! (chases after David)
Daphne: Jeepers! Why is Darkness our security guard?
Devin: He begged to be a security guard after we refused to let his son be part of the peanut gallery, as he didn't count as a contestant. We had no choice.
Darkness puts David, now with his translator collar, tied up
Darkness: Okay, here's the annoying little stick figure now.
Dhalsim: Wow, that's kinda brutal.
David (BFDI): "This is ridiculous! I don't want to speak full English! I just want to say 'Aw, seriously?' all the time!"
Devin: Well, you have no choice. You can take it off when the interview is over. So SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
David sits down
David (BFDI): "Well, I'm glad I don't have to suffer through this."
Dice: Well, I don't usually contact with stick figures since there aren't possibly any of them in the Inkwell Isle, but since he's the guest, let's do his interview
David (BFDI): "Ok, what do I start ? I have never been to a talk show before."
Dice: In every interview, we can always start with the calls, then the peanut gallery, then us. You can choose a different way by choosing the peanut gallery first, then us and the calls. You understand that? "
David (BFDI)! "Sure, I'm curious about the calls, so I choose that."
Devin: Okay, let's take some calls for David. Hello, you're on the air!
Caller 1: Hey, David! Do you like singing music?
David (BFDI): "Yes, I do. Watch this!" (sings Mary Had a Little Lamb from BFDI 19)
Caller 1: Nice.
Devin: Next caller!
Roboty: .... . -.-- / -.. .- ...- .. -.. .-.-.- / .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- / -.-- --- ..- / --. --- - / . .-.. .. -- .. -. .- - . -.. / . .- .-. .-.. -.-- .-.-.- (Hey, David. I'm sorry you got eliminated early.)
David (BFDI): "Oh hey, Roboty. I was just--"
Roboty: .... . -.-- --..-- / -.-- --- ..- / ... --- ..- -. -.. / -.- .. -. -.. .- / -.. .. ..-. ..-. . .-. . -. - .-.-.- / .-- .... .- - / .... .- .--. .--. . -. . -.. / - --- / -.-- --- ..- ..--.. (Hey, you sound kinda different. What happened to you?)
David (BFDI): "Oh these guys had to put this translator collar on me until my interview is up, but that's not fair because I like saying the same two words!"
Roboty: .. / ..- -. -.. . .-. ... - .- -. -.. .-.-.- / .. / .... --- .--. . / -. --- -... --- -.. -.-- / .--. ..- - ... / .- / - .-. .- -. ... .-.. .- - --- .-. / -.-. --- .-.. .-.. .- .-. / .. -. / -- . --..-- / -... . -.-. .- ..- ... . / .. / .-.. .. -.- . / ... .--. . .- -.- .. -. --. / .. -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.- (I understand. I hope nobody puts a translator collar in me, because I like speaking in Morse Code.)
David (BFDI): "Well, that is a reason why only two voted for you in the BFDI debuting ceremony."
Roboty: --- .... / --- ..-. / -.-. --- ..- .-. ... . .-.-.- / -. --- -... --- -.. -.-- / .-.. --- ...- . ... / -- . .-.-.- / .. / .-- .- ... / ...- . .-. -.-- / ... .- -.. / .- -... --- ..- - / - .... .- - .-.-.- (Oh of course. Nobody loves me. I was very sad about that.)
Disgust: Okay, seriously, who the heck is this stick figure talking to? His beeping is really annoying.
Drakken: I agree. It's giving me a headache! Next caller, please!
David (BFDI): "Well anyways, I--"
Firey: Ha, ha! You stupid stick figure got past Cole's version but couldn't even get past BC01's version! Because the only thing you say is (mocking him) "Aw, seriously?" (laughs)
David (BFDI): "OH, PLEASE SHUT UP!"
Firey: Woah, woah, woah, calm down. I was just lucky I let you on Dream Island.
David (BFDI): "Of course I would want Dream Island. I was the debuter on BFDI!"
Firey: Calm down, okay? Heh, heh. I'm hanging up now. See you in the finale of Season 6. (hangs up)
David (BFDI): "You know what, I am done taking calls because everyone's mean to me."
Devin: Of course
Daphne: Wait, he only had three?
Daria: If I was his place, I would skip it
Dee-Dee: Ooh, gloomy!
Dexter: I suggest to think twice about that, Dee-Dee
David (BFDI): *sigh* "Why do they pity me?"
Dice: Now, the calls are out of the way. Let's start with the Peanut Gallery!
Dee-Dee: Oh yeah!
Diddy: What question should we ask ?
Dipsy: Bup-a-tum ?
Dipper: Oh, I have one! Uh, hey David, I'm just wondering, what kind of world do you live in ?
David (BFDI): "My first thought was just a plain filled with green grass and filled with white clouds, but there's more. There's Yoyleland, it has its own city including a summit pole."
Dipper: Hm, that looked interesting, I think there's more, but I can explore it if I had time in the future
Dora the Explorer: Me too!
Diego: Same here!
Danny: So, being a debuter, how many contests did you survive in BFDI?
David (BFDI): "I only did two, which was a staring contest and a unicycle race."
Danny: Of course. That was the worst elimination show you've ever been on.
David (BFDI): "Yes, I liked Cole's version better because while I didn't win the arcade park, I got farther than this show."
Dhalsim: So what was the only challenge you participated in?
David (BFDI): "We fought a mechanical dinosaur."
Dhalsim: You did? I thought you and your teammates fought an actually dinosaur
Duncan: Oh, it was definitely fake because dinosaurs and humans never lived at the same time.
Doofy: Then what am I? They say dragons don't exist in real life!
Duncan: You're a puppet.
Daisy Duck: Of course you know that the first contest in Cole's version was the donut slipping contest.
David (BFDI): "And what was the contest I missed in Nathan's version?!"
Daria: We did a contest about catching ducks. But because the ducks were so fast, we used Donald and Daffy as our ducks. Since it didn't work, we did a tiebreaker where we ate a bunch of donuts.
David (BFDI): "So both of them are donut contests? And the first contest in BC01's version was about fighting a freaking dinosaur?!"
Daria: The donut challenge in Nathan's version was a tiebreaker, not a challenge.
Devin: There was a donut challenge in BC01's version, but we'll get to that later.
Dipper: So, isn't it kind of weird that you're named after the host of Nathan's show?
David (BFDI): "I am?"
Dipper: Yes, there is a dog host named after you.
David (BFDI): "Oh, seriously? If I find that dog, I will murder him!"
Drake: Well, you can't because you're already gone.
David (BFDI): "Of course."
Diddy Kong: So why did you compete in an object show, when you're not even an object.
David (BFDI): "Well, according to jacknjellify, I'm a Davidian. And they are somehow considered as objects."
Diddy Kong: And not only that, prior to your debut, you received 39 unnecessary elimination votes despite not joining the game yet.
David (BFDI): "Yeah, I don't know why because voters are morons."
Dracula: So, do you like sunrises? They always burn me to death.
David (BFDI): "No, I'm allergic to sunrises! They made me lose the staring contest with Pencil!"
Duncan: So since you're also a debuter, what's your opinion on the debuter from Total Drama World Tour?
Devin: You're not talking about the former co-host of Season 2's aftermath, right?
Duncan: Um...
Daniel Tiger: Hey David, do you remember me ? You and I were teammates in team Ducks
David (BFDI): "Oh yeah, we didn't interact each other until now"
Dipsy: Ooh, Ooh, Ooh!
Daisy Duck: Yes, I was apart of it as well
Disgust: Same here, I don't care much about you at all
Danny: I was also apart of team Ducks, but all I know about you only in seven episodes in Cole's version and you were decent
David (BFDI): "I guess so"
Devin: Yeah, that's enough with the peanut gallery questions.
Dice: I agree with him, now it's time for questions
Devin: Alright, let's see the question cards
Dice: (checks the question cards) Hey, Devin. Does the question look similar ? I know the first question is all about, but is this really what this aftermath does in every season?
Devin: Yeah, these question cards are the same since they used for three seasons and it was said in the guide
Dice: I see, let's start off with the first question. David, "What's your reaction when you got eliminated in the first in this season?"
David (BFDI): "I usually do the same thing every time I get eliminated. As for the first season of BFDI, I only stand there. As for this season, the reason for this time was that they didn't fully understand me. I mean, I know what they are saying, but they understood something else expect for Dora"
Dora the Explorer: Are you talking about me?
David (BFDI): "No, I ment for the same kind as me"
Dora the Explorer: Wait, what?
Diego: Dora, do you remember about the recommended characters from the time we competed together? It's one of them
Dora the Explorer: Oh, I will deal with her once she comes
David (BFDI): "After I was told that I got eliminated, this time I ran out of Denny's and into the streets until Dai caught me and then I get teleported back to from where I left off in BFB, still inside of Four"
Dipper: Woah, woah, woah ? Are you saying you went inside of that host ?
David (BFDI): "Yes, I went to EXIT after Four returned. After Spongy and Loser left out Four, Liy decided to tear down the barricade and opened the door from the back and we realized that there is more, it's like making a discovery about a desperate mystery."
Dipper: Ok, that's to much going on here
Devin: Well, he's talked about what he did after he got eliminated in BFB
Diddy: Um, what EXIT are you referring to?
David (BFDI): "It's a classroom called Eternal Algebra Class. I know it doesn't line up with the acronym though"
Duncan: Hmm...It does remind me of one of the challenges in season A where the contestants had to do algebra math questions
David (BFDI): "Yep, that's what we did in the EXIT."
Dee-Dee: I don't get it, why did they call like that?
David (BFDI): "I think you should ask to Four about that"
Dice: David, the purpose of this question is to how does it feel to be out in the first place
David (BFDI): "Oh, I was pretty fizzed up and disappointed to be frank."
Devin: Ok, now for the next question
Dice: David, "What do others think about you when you get eliminated while you are back at home?"
David (BFDI): "I haven't told them about that yet since I was still inside of Four, I was going to tell Bracelety and Pencil while we went to the another class, but they aren't here because the former was in the Apartament Complex and the ladder is still competing Cole's version."
D.W: My brother, Arthur can confirm it
Diddy: I know she's competing in season P, but I'm glad their sixth episode come out, otherwise they would be tortured with boredom
Devin: Alright, let's move on to the next question
Dice: David, "Do you have any allies in this competition?"
David (BFDI): "Of course, It's Dora. She's the closest that I know. That's not all, I recognise Donut and the veterans that I compete alongside with them in Cole's version."
Dora: Are you talking about me?
Disgust: No, she's talking about the one from Battle for Dream Island
Devin: I get it, let's move on to the next question
Dice: David, "What is your motive to join for this competing in this competition?"
David (BFDI): "Oh, that's easy! Same reason goes to why I wanted to join BFDI"
Devin: Ok, there's no need for an explanation because of his recommendation?
Daphne: And who's that person ?
Dice: His username is TDICaitlincookegroup
Daria: Don't care about this guy
Devin: Ok,let's move on to the next question
Dice: David, "What's your life before this competition happens?"
David (BFDI): "I was kinda bored, until I found a computer along with the announcement, so I explored the internet until I found the advertisement and I realized it was. It was an advertisement about the sign-ups for season D. So, I signed up myself to re-experience the time I had, but I realized that I felt something empty until I thought about Dora, so I decided to sign-up for her. Days later I received this letter while the teleporter appeared out of nowhere."
Duncan: Then you read the letter, jumped on the teleporter and you competed at Denny's, except you only did one challenge outside.
David (BFDI): "That's true, is it all?"
Devin: Let's move on to the next question.
Dice: Actually, that's all the questions for a per guest
Devin: That's all ?
Dice: Yes, I only counted five
Devin: Oh, That means David's interview is done, so you can join the peanut gallery already
David gets up and quickly landed on a seat at the peanut gallery, then he takes off his translator collar
Dipsy: Oh, (he picks up the translator collar and puts it on) "Is it working ?" (then he realizes) "Oh my gosh, I CAN TALK IN FLUENT NOW!"
Daphne: What the ?!
Doofenshmirtz: I thought this collar supposed to translate the gibberish into english
Dexter: He really must have change the settings
Dee-Dee: Hey Dipsy, can you speak French ?
Dipsy: (he tries to change the setting and it was successful) Bonjour!
David (BFDI): Aw, Seriously?
Deadpool: (takes off the translator collar of Dipsy's neck) Ok, he really doesn't need it anyway. Now we have done talking about a stick figure who says that phrase all day, now we're going to see the next guest and I know who could that be
Devin: Alright, I'll get it into a second. Our second guest is another stick figure who is also from the BFDI series and has only competed in BFDIA and BFB. Please welcome our second guest, Dora!
Dora walks in
Dora the Explorer: Huh?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADA (Hi, I'm Dora!)
Dora the Explorer: Grr... Well, well, well, if it isn't someone named after me.
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Oh, you're the other Dora they told me about?)
Dora the Explorer: Yes. I even see we even have similar hair.
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Oh, it's just a coincidence. We both have the same name and the same hair.)
Dora the Explorer: Well, I know exactly how we can settle this.
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Yeah, let's fight!)
The two Doras beat each other up
Devin: Security!
Darkness (Legend): STOP FIGHTING! (kicks Dora back to her seat)
Diego (GDG): Dora, what was that for?
Devin: Sorry about this Dora here. She's out of control.
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADA (I understand.)
Dora sits down
Dice: Welcome Dora, are going for the calls or just questions ?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADA (The calls)
Devin: Sure thing!
Dice: Hello, you're on the air!
Swiper: Hey, Dora!
Dora: DADADADADA (Huh?)
Swiper: Oh, oops. I thought I was talking to someone else named Dora? Heh, heh. Sorry. (hangs up)
Devin: Next caller.
Blaineley: I heard Duncan over there just mentioned me? Of course I am great! I'll give you 500 dollars if you let me out, please?
Devin: Oh no...
Dice: Not this again.
Devin: Blaineley, you're never leaving Bill's dimension, because you were mean to Box.
Blaineley: He's just a box! He doesn't talk!
Brittany: I'm your best friend!
Blaineley: Oh, shut up! (kicks her in the face)
Brittany: (cries) You hurt my feelings! In a good way! Hey, weird creatures! Let's play throw at the weird girl!
Bill's minions throw balloons all over Blaineley's hair
Blaineley: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Devin: Darkness, cut the line.
The line stops
Duncan: Well David, that's the one I was talking about
David (BFDI): Aw seriously
Drake: Oh, She's having fun isn't she?
Disgust: Of course, she's a douche
Dracula: She's going to have fun in there
Meanwhile at the Bill's dimension
Blaineley: I'M NOT FINE AT BILL CIPHER'S TORTURE CHAMBER!!!
Back to the aftermath
Devin: Next caller!
Caller 2: I know you're someone else, but what do you think of the Dora No More video?
Dora: DADADADADADADADA (What is that?)
The TV plays the Dora No More song
Dora the Explorer: Oh, really, you had to show that?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (It was kinda scary. But it was still funny in a good way.)
Dora the Explorer: And you know why I made a parody of the song, but with Annie instead of me in it?
Devin: Next caller.
Annie Einstein: Hey, did someone mention me?
Dice: No, we didn't.
Devin: Next caller.
Dingodile: Hello, this is Dingo's Diner. How may I order ?
Dora stays silent while confused?
Devin: Sir, this is the aftermath and I think one of the peanut gallery members had called for you. Do you have any questions for Dora?
Dingodile: Oh yes, will you come to my diner?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (I never been there before, I'll think about it later)
Dingodile: (starts to think and he reminds something about Crash had already competed in season C) I'll be at second debuting ceremony (hangs up)
Devin: Next caller
Caller 3: BABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABA-- (hangs up)
Long silence
Dice: What's actually going on here ?
Devin: I have no idea. That's enough with calls. Let's move on to the peanut gallery questions. Does anyone have a question for Dora? I wasn't referring to Dora Márquez of course
Drakken: Okay, I have a question. What's your favorite food?
Dora: DADADADADA (Islands.)
Drakken: You like to eat islands? That would make you a terrorist!
Darth Vader: Since you like to eat islands, would you like to rule the universe with me?
Dora: DADADADADADADADA (No thanks.)
Dracula: Hey Dora, I actually saw you in the debuting ceremony in Cole's version. What was your experience in that brief part?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Well, I find it a shame that the Count joined instead of me. I like )
D.W.: I was also at the debuting ceremony in Cole's version!
Diddy Kong: Me too.
Duncan: Me three.
Darth Vader: Me four.
Dipper: So, I heard you were allies with David. Is that true?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADA (Yes.)
Dipper: Well, I thought it was kinda weird, since in your canon, you tried to KILL David!
Everyone gasps
Dice: Is this true?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (No of course not.)
Devin: Wait a second, Darkness found something!
The TV shows a clip from BFDIA 2
Dora: (in the video; talking very fast) Estoy muy contenta de que Fries me dio la pala, y, con ella, la capacidad de cavar. ¡Sé que si puedo cavar, puedo crear islas! Y como las islas son mi única comida, crear islas es muy importante para mí. Me encantan las islas tanto que he escrito mi propia canción de la isla. ¿Te gustaría escucharlo? No importa - no me importa su opinión. Voy a cantar de todos modos. Va - "¡Islas, islas! Yum, yum yum! ¡Islas, islas! Chomp. ¡Islas! ¡Son tan deliciosas! ¡Dame islas ahora! ¡Dame! ¡Dame dame, dame! ¡Dame! ¡Islas! Yum! Islas. Glorp! Shlorp! ¡Engullir! Gloop! ¡Trago! Lala! Islas." ¿Entonces, qué te parece? No importa - no me importa su opinión. Sé que tú, siendo parcial contra nosotros, comedores de islas, dirás que lo odias. Pero nosotros, los comedores de la isla, sabemos que todas las canciones que escribimos son maravillosas. Mis dos cosas favoritas en el mundo son islas y canciones. Mis dos cosas menos favoritas son tú y David. David no es mi hermano. Ni siquiera está relacionado conmigo. He tratado de matarlo muchas veces, pero todos mis intentos han fracasado miserablemente. La mayoría de mis fracasos son el resultado del horrendo "David Cloner". Olvidé decirte que el David Cloner ocupa el tercer lugar en mi lista menos favorita. De todos modos, de vuelta a las islas. Me gustan las islas. Ellos son buenos. Tan bueno, quiero cantar mi canción de nuevo! "¡Islas, islas! Yum, yum yum! ¡Islas, islas! Chomp. ¡Islas! ¡Son tan deliciosas! ¡Dame islas ahora! ¡Dame! ¡Dame dame, dame! ¡Dame! ¡Islas! Yum! Islas. Glorp! Shlorp! ¡Engullir! Gloop! ¡Trago! Lala! Islas. (I am very glad Fries gave me the shovel, and, with it, the ability to dig. I know that if I can dig, I can create islands! And since islands are my only food, creating islands is very important to me. I love islands so much that I have written my very own island song. Would you like to hear it? Never mind - I don't care about your opinion. I'm going to sing it anyway. It goes - "Islands, islands! Yum, yum yum! Islands, islands! Chomp. Islands! They are so delish! Gimme islands now! Gimme! Gimme gimme, gimme! Gimme. Islands! Yum! Islands. Glorp. Shlorp! Gobble! Gloop! Gulp! Lala! Islands." So, what did you think? Never mind - I don't care about your opinion. I know that you, being biased against us island-eaters, will say you hate it. But we island-eaters know that all the songs we write are wonderful. My two favorite things in the world are islands and songs. My two least favorite things are you and David. David is not my brother. He is not even related to me. I have tried to kill him plenty of times, but all my attempts have failed miserably. Most of my failures are the result of the horrendous "David Cloner''. I forgot to tell you that the David Cloner ranks third on my least favorite list. Anyway, back to islands. I like islands. They are good. So good, I want to sing my song again! "Islands, islands! Yum, yum yum! Islands, islands! Chomp. Islands! They are so delish! Gimme islands now! Gimme! Gimme gimme, gimme! Gimme. Islands! Yum! Islands. Glorp. Shlorp! Gobble! Gloop! Gulp! Lala! Islands.)
Everyone gasps again
Dee-Dee: I also found this video right here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv4Mkwy5gnM)
Deadpool: That fanmade video looked alright with the fight, not that advanced, but i'll take it with being 1.7 million views on Youtube
Diddy: Who knew David can throw a fireball, why didn't he use that in the first challenge?
Darth Vader: I expected to see a brutal fight, but it turns out to be a child's play
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Oh, I was just saying I like islands in BFDIA 2 clip, right?)
Daphne: Not only that, you also sounded kinda different in that video.
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Well, from BFDI-BFDIA, they used a Spanish Google Translate voice, which was sped up, but in BFB, they switched it to a weird "da" sound)
Don Ramón: Bueno, me gustaría que esa chica siguiera hablando español todo el tiempo. (Well, I would like that girl if she continued speaking Spanish all the time.)
Dipper: So what show do you like better, competing in this BFDI show?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (My favorite season was BFB, because my time here was full of events.)
Dice: I don't know, that's not what our footage says.
The TV shows various clips of BFB, showing Dora sitting still and doing absolutely nothing except in BFB 11 where she did pressed the button for her team
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (I guess nobody wanted to talk to me about my island-eating obsession.)
David (BFDI): Aw seriously
Everyone was a bit unimpressed
Daisy Duck: So, what was the last contest you participated in?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (We were looking for D-Bot through various doors)
D.W.: Oh yeah, and what did you do besides standing like a mindless statue?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Me and Daniel opened a Dove Gray Bifold Door and found a Dornier 328, which had a dimensional portal that sent us to the Dreamlands)
Deadpool: It did, huh?
Drake: Question, what's a "Dornier?"
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADA (It's a jet.)
Daria: No kidding, the second contest in our show was a dodgeball game.
Disgust: Hey, that was the second contest in Cole's show, and Dipsy got out after that!
Dipsy: Uh oh!
Diddy: Dodgeball ? I remember that challenge, me and Donkey Kong were good at this
Dee-Dee: Hey Dexter, do you think this season has a dodgeball challenge as well
Dexter: I believe so Dee-Dee
Doofenshmirtz: If it is true, that's going to be great, right guys ?
The peanut gallery talks about how the dodgeball challenge might go if that really happened
Disgust: What team do you think they win in dodgeball, the Digital Dragons or Dynamic Drummers ?
Dora: DADADAD...DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADDADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Hmmm...I think the Digital Dragons would win because of how strong they are, especially with Dio)
Daphne: I hope this match is a fair one if this happens
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADDADADADADADA (Thanks for asking me with your questions, I think I'm done)
Devin: Alright, it's time for our questions
Dice: Dora, "What's your reaction when you got eliminated in second in this season?"
Dora: DADADADADADADA (It was sad)
Deadpool: Did you know she was the second eliminated contestant in BFDIA? It's a coincidence.
Devin: Ok, that was simple. Next question
Dice: Dora, "What do others think about you when you get eliminated while you are back at home?"
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADDADADADADADADADADADADA ( I don't say much about it, I returned to the Fourest with 8-Ball and Firey Jr. They really didn't care about it)
Dora the Explorer: I have never heard of that forest before
Diego: Me too
Danny: I think this forest had blue number four shaped trees and you really had a journey to find the exit
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (We're still in progress)
Devin: Next question
Dice: Dora, "Do you have any allies in this competition?"
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADA (Just this David)
Devin: Next question
Dice: Dora, "What is your motive to join this competition?"
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (It's familiar with David's since I was recommended by the same person with him)
Devin: Ok, last one and we're done
Dice: Dora, "What's your life before this competition happens?"
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (While I was just walking in the Fourest with 8-Ball and Firey Jr to find the way out of Four until I found this letter at the ground and it's about the alphabet competition. I really wanted to join this competition because it remined of me of the BFDI. I am so happy to finally to join the game as the contestant.)
Devin: That must be all of it, you can join the peanut gallery, Dora
Dora: DADADADADA (Thanks)
Dora gets up and joins the peanut gallery
Daisy Duck: Welcome to the peanut gallery, Dora
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (It's really to be here, I wonder what we do after this episode?)
D.W: How about the dice game? That could be entertaining
Dee-Dee: Ooh, can I play it?
D.W: Of course!
Dexter: Since my sister Dee-Dee wants to play it, I want to play it as well.
Dora the Explorer: I will play this game as well
Diego: Me too
Daniel Tiger: Yes, would to like to play this game
Disgust: Sure, I don't mind it
Dora: DADADA (Ok)
Devin: Okay,before we continue, let's see some parts you didn't get to see in this fanfiction.
The TV shows various never-before-seen outtakes of the contestants in BC01's version getting harmed in comedic fashion
Devin and Dice are laughing
Doofenshmirtz: You really think everyone's own misery is funny?
Dexter: Yeah, I don't know how some of them were able to survive all that.
Dice: It's called fanfic logic.
David (BFDI): Aw seriously?
Devin: Ok, the next guest is a cookie who really looked like an actual devil who is a trickster. Please welcome Devil Cookie!
Devil Cookie arrives
Devil Cookie: Hello there simpletons! Do you wish to see me?
Daphne: Is that an imp ?
Devil Cookie: Hey! I'm not an imp! Or do I? Hehehe
Devil: Hello Devil Cookie, still floating?
Devil Cookie: Floating? Of course I can float, duh! Do you wish me to seek me or not?
Devin: Kinda, we are conducting interviews on the elimination contestants and you're one of them
Devil Cookie: An interview right now?!
Dice: Calm down, you just came with a fine look
Devil Cookie: Oh, it's fine to you, then I'm fine as well. (then he catches the attention to Darkness from Legend) It's that..!
Darkness (Legend): It is I, Darkness the Devil, King and Lord of Hell!
Devil Cookie: (Surprised with exciting expression) It's an honor to meet you, my lord!
Drake: Well, that is surprising.
Darth Vader: The minion has met the lord, what else he has wanted?
Daria: I already know demons always works for Satan
Drakken: This is going to be interesting
Devin: Hey Devil Cookie
Devil Cookie: What is it?
Devin: Since you're the guest of the show, we would like an option to each guest of the aftermath to start the interview. Are you going to start to call or straight to the questions ? But first, can you sit on that divan chair for a moment.
Devil Cookie: (sits on a divan) Ooh, I'll take the calls! I like to make calls
Devin: You pick the calls? Great choice!
Dice: Alright ladies and gentlemen, let's take calls for Devil Cookie. Hello, you're on the air!
Caller 4: Hey, do you work in Hell?
Devil Cookie: Of course. I'm the devil. What else do I do?
Devin: Next caller.
Cookie Monster: Hey, you're a delicious cookie! Can I eat you?
Dice: Next!
Mugman: Hey, you will pay for hurting my poor brother!
Dice: Who me?
Mugman: Oh, no, I thought I was talking to the Devil because of the guest, but I guess not. (hangs up)
Devin: Next caller.
Angel Cookie: Hello!
Devil Cookie: Pass it to the next one!
Devil: Fine, next caller
???: Oh, hi!
Devil Cookie: Who's that person?
Devin: That... that voice!
???: Do you know who this is, anyone who competed in Nathan's version?
Devin: Oh my god... I know that voice! But it can't be! Are you...
???: That's right, I am the one and only antichrist! I am... Damien! (hell music)
Darkness (Legend): Oh, hi, son! I'm glad you were able to call us!
Damien: Oh, shut up, dad!
Devin: Why are you calling me?
Damien: I just wanted to call for revenge on getting eliminated after my debut! That was extremely unfair!
Devin: But what are you gonna do about it, you're in Hell!
Damien: Oh, watch me! (laughs evilly, then hangs up)
Devil Cookie: Wow, I really want to meet Lord Darkness' son, but why isn't he here?
Devin: Well..
Danny: In case you didn't know, the reason why Damien wasn't here was because of this incident. It all started when Damien joined in episode 9 in Nathan's version, we all greeted him until he got so annoyed that he flipped off Devin and he summoned his dad which is started the havoc which it gave David the Dog an idea for the next challenge, then so he eliminated Damien for what he has done and he's not going to Amusement Park, because he will destroy it if that happens. Then we defeated Darkness with Dexter and Dee-Dee's anime powers.
Devin: Yeah, it's a good thing that he's not here, otherwise he would have done the same thing right here. Anyways, let's check if there's any calls left for you.
Long silence
Devil Cookie: I don't think any more calls are necessary, it's getting boring.
Devin: I agree.
Dice: The Calls are done already? Well then, it's now time for the peanut gallery's questions. Does anyone want to ask him a question that you have in mind?
Diddy Kong: I'll go first. So, what are you made of?
Devil Cookie: I'm made of bat extract and fizzy cola.
D.W.: Hey, that's delicious!
Dracula: So, are you scared of anything, I'm scared of sunburns, just like David.
David: Aw, seriously?
Devil Cookie: Well, in Pumpkin Pie Cookie's dream in the "Crunchy Dreams" event, the entity that is possessing Pumpkin Pie Cookie's doll, Pompom, is so monstrous that even I was freaking out at whatever Pumpkin Pie Cookie was trying to summon.
Darth Vader: I would not be scared of that.
Disgust: So you actually kind of a shoulder devil then a real devil.
Devil Cookie: I know. It's kinda weird.
Dipper: So what was the last challenge we participated in?
Devil Cookie: We were making domino towers. Our team tried making a replica of the Deese Clock Tower, but then Dio used his stand to kick me away, and when I was about to reach the contestants, not only was I too late, but I destroyed the whole tower.
Dipsy: Uh oh!
Daniel Tiger: Woah, that's horrible!
Dexter: I'm glad Dee Dee didn't do a thing like that, since she always messes up my inventions!
Drake: In Cole's version, we were making dumplings for DSB and Annie.
Dee Dee: And in Nathan's version, we had a dirt clod fight!
Devil Cookie: Wow, I hope you guys didn't throw any rocks, because I saw that episode of Recess.
Duncan: We didn't.
Dee Dee: Do you enjoy dancing? What's your favorite dance style or move?
Devil Cookie: Dance style... I do it all, and I'm great at it. There's ballet, tap, modern, hip hop, jazz, break, an' all the rest. But the best style is the Devil Style!
Dee-Dee: Ooh, can you show us?
Devil Cookie: Of course, watch this!
Then Devil Cookie starts to dance with the Devil Style
Devil Cookie: Tada! What do you think?
Drake: It was great, but I bet my dance style was better
Drakken: If you could have dinner with any deceased historical figure, who would it be and why?
Devil Cookie: Jesus Christ. Just so I can tell him that I'm an Atheist.
Daphne: Drakken! Why do you ask that question?!
Drakken: I'm just generous
Daisy Duck: What is your favorite dessert, and have you ever tried making it yourself?
Devil Cookie: Ooo... that's easy. I love pie. Pumpkin pie is my favorite one. But I can't make it... I'll burn down the kitchen. I can cook a mean hot dog though, Mhehe!
Deadpool: He was thinking about a literal pumpkin pie.
Dora the Explorer: Do you prefer digital books or physical books, and why?
Devil Cookie: Physical books... for one thing, ya can tear out pages and' chew on 'em. The pages are edible. But ya can't exactly rip pages out of an e-book. An' that's a damn shame, if ya ask me.
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (It reminds of that time I saw Fries eating one of the pages from Book and then spits out and putting it back)
Daria: Books are meant for reading, not for eating
Diego: If you could have any animal as a pet, regardless of practicality or legality, what would it be and why?
Devil Cookie: A wolf. They're strong, protective, and a little bit scary. Like me! But, I can't have one as a pet here in Cookie Land. So instead, I collect plush wolves. I've got a bunch in my room, and I carry one around with me everywhere. It's named Wolfie.
Dee-Dee: Ooh, I like that name
Dhalsim: What is your favorite type of documentary to watch, and which one left the biggest impact on you?
Devil Cookie: Oh, all kinds, but true crime is the most interesting. An' the one that impacted me most? "Evil Lives Here".. that show is so scary. The stories of people who turned into serial killers or cult leaders just because of abuse or somethin' bad that happened to them... the things they do... they're so twisted. But I just can't stop watching.
Dexter: Can you describe a dream or aspiration you have that starts with the letter 'D?
Devil Cookie: Destruction... I wanna destroy lotsa things! I wanna tear down entire cities and rip and break things! I wanna see fire and destruction everywhere, and be the one responsible for it all. I wanna become a disaster! Mehehe~
10 minutes later
Devil Cookie: Are there any questions left for me?
Dipper: Nope, that's all I have in my mind
D.W: Same here
Don Ramon: Yo también (Me too)
Dee-Dee: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........
Dexter: I think that's enough for now
Duncan: Nah
Devin: That's all questions from the peanut gallery. Now it's time for our questions
Dice: Devil Cookie, "What's your reaction when you got eliminated in third in this season?"
Devil Cookie: My reaction when I get eliminated...I was pissed off and it was because of Daniel's idea?
Daniel Tiger: But I wasn't a contestant on this season
Devil Cookie: I meant that one from Camp Camp, not you!
Daniel Tiger: Oh
Dice: So, his plan was to make one of the members from the opposing party to cause an accident?
Devil Cookie: Yes! I was throwing beer bottles into pieces and I made of them step on it
Devin: Oh, that last part was actually funny.
Devil Cookie: Well, I'm gladly enjoy it to cause mischief
Devin: Anyways, let's move on to the next question.
Dice: Devil Cookie, "What do others think about you when you get eliminated while you are back at home?"
Devil Cookie: Pft! Mhehe...I may be out early, Fire Spirit Cookie wants me to keep going in order to get back to the game, even I caused an accident only one time
Devin: Well, you might have to wait until rejoin ceremony starts
Devil Cookie: Of course, I'll wait for that moment to happen.
Devin: Next question.
Dice: Devil Cookie, "Do you have any allies in this competition?"
Devil Cookie: Allies...I thought Daniel was apart of that, but since I'm out because of him, he will pay for this! Also, I should have cooperated with someone else instead.
Devin: Ok, next question
Dice: Devil Cookie, "What is your motive to join this competition?"
Devin Cookie: I wanna ruin other people's dreams! That's what's best about a competition, only one can win, but that's not always a good thing! I'd love to win just so I could rub it in all their faces!
Devin: (Oh, I get it now. He wanted to destroy Digital Dragons' Domino tower by hoping one of their team members would be a cause of losing if it falls into pieces without even knowing. I could ask the other Daniel that question if he's out.) That makes sense, next question.
Dice: Devil Cookie, "What's your life before this competition happens?"
Devil Cookie: I was busy playing with souls in Cookie Hell, until somebody gave an invitational letter, normally I would tear it into pieces, that would be funny. But I decided to open it for my curiosity and then it says that I'm invited to this season. I was excited that I entered that competition! Oh boy, I wish I had a lot more to do if they would let stay longer
Devin: Ok, that was the time we need, thanks for contributing, you can join the peanut gallery now
Devil Cookie: Gladly!
Devil Cookie gets up and flies over the peanut gallery
Devil Cookie: Hey Dora, glad to see me?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADA (A little, I heard you cause our team to lose)
Devil Cookie: Whatever, I wish you spoke in words
David (BFDI): Aw seriously?
Diego: Hey Devil Cookie, mind joining on the dice game once the episode is over
Devil Cookie: Sure! Anything that kills boredom with entertainment
Daria: *sigh* I wonder who's going to be the last guest for this episode ?
Devin: We'll get into a moment to get to that moment. But first, one of my good friends' creators had made another episode of Library Kids and I was wondering if you are interested in watching Adam's recent discovery of his adventures.
Dipper: Really? I would love to watch one of the episodes!
Dora the Explorer: Me too! That would be fun!
Diddy: What's the name of the episode?
Devin: I think it's called "Adam's Pet". Does anyone want to watch this episode?
Peanut Gallery: Yes!
Drake: This one is going to be interesting
Diego: I wonder what kind of animal Adam's Pet is?
Devil Cookie: I hope it's a dire wolf!
Dracula: Maybe his pet is a small dragon
Daria: Oh, whatever. I'm in.
Dice: I suppose everyone is definitely curious about this episode, but let's watch this episode.
Darkness (Legend) displays a projector and show the latest episode of the Library Kids
8 minutes later
Devin: So what did everyone think?
Daphne: That was-
Dee-Dee: I LOVE IT!
Dipper: I think it was quite good in my opinion.
Dhalsim: Dreadnought...hmm, that name is somewhat familiar
Deadpool: About that skull raptor with a blue eye. It's name based on British battleship launched in 1900's
Daisy Duck: That creature is cute
Devil Cookie: I really love that part where It's father does the destruction on the city
Dora: DADADADADADADA (Wait, is that Bomby?)
Deadpool: That bomb guy reminds me of Whitty from Friday Night Funkin', but a nice web series reference.
D.W: And what's with the FBI scene?
Doofenshmirtz: Is it me or it just reminds me of bad scenario for one of the agents from O.W.C.A
Danny: Overall, I think it's good
Devin: I'm glad you enjoyed it. Anyways, now for the last guest for this episode. This guest is a greedy self-proclaimed king of Dreamland and he's also arch-rival to Kirby, please welcome, King Dedede!
Dedede arrives with scratches around his body and he was tired while the peanut gallery gasped at him
Dedede: *panting while taking deep breaths* Finally, I got away from those crazy Africans
Devin: What happened to you Dedede?
Dedede: What happened to me? I RAN FOR WEEKS FROM THOSE AFRICANS BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN ALLIGATOR SENT ME TO THEIR HOMELAND AND THEY TRY TO KILL ME!
Devin: Oh, that bites. I heard Announcer sent Da Poo Poo Guy back to the kidnapping jail for this. But anyways, at least you are here for the interview in BC01's ACE Aftermath!
Dedede: I'm in what now?! Oh no, I'm not ready for my style yet! I look like I was mauled by a bunch of stray dogs!
Devin: It's alright Dedede, just take a deep breath and it will be alright.
Dedede: *takes a deep inhale, the exhale* Much better. *sigh* I hope viewers don't mind the scratches on my body, I had to get passed through deserted bushes and had taken a ride on a draft boat to get away from those crazy bastards, just like that guy obsessed with donuts.
Dice: Hello there, I know you had a journey after you got out. Mind sitting on this divan?
Dedede: Yes, I need to rest up my legs
Dedede sits on a divan
Devin: Since you're the guest of the show, we would like to give an option to each guest of the aftermath to start the interview. Are you going to start to call or straight to the questions ?
Dedede: I'll go with the calls first. Man, I really want to answer some people.
Dice: Alright, let's get calls for Dedede. Hello, you are on air.
Caller 5: So do you think you'll be in the next Super Smash Bros. game?
Dedede: Yes! Definitely! Hopefully my Final Smash from Brawl will return.
Devin: Next caller.
Escargoon: Hey, King.
Dedede: Is that you, Escargoon?
Escargoon: Yes. I'm sorry you got eliminated.
Dedede: Don't blame me, blame that anthropomorphic alligator.
Escargoon: An alligator?
Dedede: Yeah, I got eliminated by an alligator. Instead of the other contestants! But that's not fair, because that kangaroo let me in longer!
Escargoon: Oh, well, that's a bummer. But I really hope you rejoin the game.
Dedede: Thanks. I feel the same way.
Devin: Next caller.
Caller 6: Yeah, what do you think of this YouTube video of you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPnRFhUzMlY
Dedede: Oh my, it was so loud! And only the first half was about my anime, the other half is a completely different anime!
Devin: Next caller.
Dedede: Wait, I wanna call someone. (takes Dice's phone and calls the sales guy)
NME Sales Guy: How can I help you, King Dedede?
Dedede: Ah need a monstah ta clobber dat dere Alexandah!
NME Sales Guy: You do, huh?
Meanwhile...
Alexander: Oh my goodness, what is going on here?
A bunch of Waddle Dees attack Alexander
Alexander: AAH! GET 'EM OFF ME! GET 'EM OFF ME!
Back to Aftermath
Dedede: Hopefully that alligator learned his lesson, but let's get more calls
Devin: Next caller
Kirby: Poyo!
Dedede: Is that you, Kirby?
Kirby: Poyo!
Dedede: Are you saying that you're sorry that I got out?
Kirby: Poyo.
Dedede: Don't Kirby, I dealt that damn alligator
Kirby: Poyo?
Dedede: When I come back for the rejoin, that alligator will regret for screwing my chances of winning
Kirby: Poyo
Dedede: Well, you and I competed together in Nathan's show at season K and made it into a merge.
Kirby: Poyo
Dedede: Man, we have great times don't you Kirby?
Kirby: Poyo?
Dedede: You wanted to know why I said that I joined a different letter season? You will find out about it soon. Anyway, we will meet again Kirby, bye!
Kirby: Bye! (hangs up)
Dedede: *phew* That's enough calls for me. What are we doing next?
Devin: Now, you can answer questions from the peanut gallery. If you had any question you had in your mind, now that's time. Who wants to ask him first?
Drake: I'll contribute that request. So did you know you're not the only penguin here?
Dedede: Oh, you're a penguin? You kinda look like a crow.
Drake: Well, I am not just a penguin, I am the best-looking out of all the penguins in the world. You're evil, right?
Dedede: Well...
Drake: Because if you are, then together, we will rule the whole Antarctica, and get Marina to love me! (laughs evilly)
Dedede: Well, actually, I'm not really that bad a guy, I'm just vain, extremely greedy, and occasionally mean-spirited, but not really evil. In fact, recent appearances have me getting along with Kirby most of the time unless I'm possessed or something.
Drake: I see. Well, that's a shame.
Doofenshmirtz: Well, I can relate. Sometimes Perry the Platypus does help me evil if I'm his arch-enemy.
Daria: Hey Dedede, why did you decide to join early?
Dedede: Because my experience in Season K in Nathan's version was a duh-duh-disaster! Get it? I mean, just look at my experience there!
Daria: Well, that's a good reason.
Dipper: So what was the last contest you participated in?
Dedede: We were delivering donuts.
Daphne: Oh, so that was the donut contest you guys talked about.
Don Ramon: Espera, ¡lo sé! ¡Tres de sus concursantes expulsaron a mis fans! (Wait, I know that one! Three of its contestants chased my fans out!)
Dedede: Yeah, and while I probably did a good job with this contest, I was unfairly voted off by Alexander Alligator because he thought participating early was no good. That isn't fair!
Deadpool: You're hoping to rejoin, right?
Dedede: Yes, definitely!
Devil Cookie: Just like me!
Dora: DADADADADADA (Me too!)
David: Aw, seriously?
Dipper: In Cole's version, there was a power outage and we had to watch an episode of The Immortal and the Restless until one of our contestants found the circuit breaker.
Dracula: We did a similar contest in Nathan's version where we just watched the 1931 adaptation of my movie.
Dedede: I see.
Danny: Can you share your motivations behind building and utilizing various mechanical contraptions and weapons?
Dedede: It's pretty simple! When a foe needs clobbering, you bring out the big guns! I mean, who doesn't love a good old-fashioned mecha battle? Plus it's fun watching all those gears spin.
Duncan: Is there an underlying reason for your desire to hoard and collect treasures and precious items?
Dedede: Well, I mean if I've got the throne, might as well have the riches that come with it, right? And besides, it's useful to have a few extra valuables to bribe the people with.
Deadpool: How do you feel about your portrayal in various Kirby games, including your appearances as a playable character in some spin-offs?
Dedede: I'm not exactly thrilled that they portray me as a total fool, but I can understand where they're coming from. After all, who doesn't love using a giant, goofy, penguin-like character to clobber a little pink puff?
Dee Dee: Do you like dancing?
Dedede: Well, I like doing... THE BIG GAY DANCE!!!!!
Dedede starts doing his Final Smash dance from Brawl
Dee Dee: Ooh, that's cool!
Dipper: Would you rather travel to the past or the future?
Dedede: Definitely the past! That way I can see more clobbering opportunities. Like, a whole bunch of people who need to be clobbered!
Daniel Tiger: Would you rather have the ability to fly or be invisible?
Dedede: Hmm...I'd probably pick invisibility. That way you could sneak up on those who need clobbering and clobber without 'em seeing a thing!
Diddy: Do you prefer watching movies at the cinema or streaming them at home?
Dedede: Streaming! That way I can just watch my favorite shows and movies whenever I want! It's way better. Not to mention, I don't have to deal with those annoying crowds of people, especially for those who blocking the view in front the others
Dexter: Would you rather have unlimited money or unlimited time?
Dedede: Unlimited money! The way I see it, if you have enough money, you can buy anything, including time! It's a win-win situation, wouldn't ya think?
Dexter: That makes sense I guess.
Don Ramon: ¿Prefiere los alimentos dulces o salados? (Do you prefer sweet or savory foods?)
Dedede: Ooh, good question...I choose both of them! From delicious steak to large cakes, my tummy is never full without them.
Dee-Dee: Do you prefer hot weather or cold weather?
Dedede: Cold weather for sure! It's way better than sweating up a storm in the warmth. Plus, you can always wear more layers to stay warm, but there's only so much ya can do if it's hot! Anyways, that's enough for me, thanks for the wonderful question, even with strange ones. But what's the next step? I just wondering
Devin: Now it's time for our questions. Just five question that we gave to each eliminated contestant and you're done
Dedede: Alright, what's the first one?
Dice: Dedede, "What's your reaction when you got eliminated in this season?"
Dedede: As I mentioned before, I got voted off by that damn Alligator which made me angry. If I ever see him, I will whack him with my huge hammer!
Daisy Duck: Woah! I know you're upset over this and wanted a fair elimination, but I'm pretty sure you can solve it without violence
Disgust: Well, his minions did beat him up from what I hear from one of the calls.
Daphne: I'm pretty sure that you can just make him apologize, then you forgive him, right?
Dedede: I guess I suppose that I can give it a shot
Devin: Anyways, next question.
Dice: Dedede, "What do others think about you when you get eliminated while you are back at home?"
Dedede: You heard from one of the calls, right? But I haven't gone back to Dreamland because I was sent to Africa and... *sigh* I don't want to talk anymore about this topic, I just went through it for almost a month.
Devin: Oh. Next question
Dice: Dedede, "Do you have any allies in this competition?"
Dedede: Are you talking about the relationships between the contestants? Donald is a nice fella, wanting to bring a good mood to the table. Daffy, he's normally chill, but when he's compiling something, he either tells me that he can be annoyed or has a down right protest attitude. Darkness the crusader, she's noble and can be dirty minded sometimes, but when that time I and her entered one of the doors during finding the hidden door challenge, I caught myself into a trap and I went asleep immediately, it's like I went blank for a possibly a millisecond, as for her, she carried my body to safety. Oh boy, I wish I could have done more for not just them, but for others.
Devin: I see. Next question.
Dice: Dedede, "What is your motive to join this competition?"
Dedede: After all the strange shenanigans I went through in that Season K where the kangaroo was the host, I decided to try out something new to see a different outcome. And the other reason I want to join that competition, because I want some improvement on my castle for better quality. That would be awesome if I get the prize money and that apartament complex as the new part of my kingdom.
Devin: Nice, just one question and we're done.
Dedede: Ok, what's my last question?
Dice: Dedede, "What's your life before this competition happens?"
Dedede: I was living a peaceful and luxurious life in my own castle until my right-hand man, Escargoon, told me that the sign-ups were in and I went desperate to get myself into that competition. I know the Amusement Park is awesome and all, but for an apartment complex, I could use it as a secondary home, it's like having endless sleepovers, you know?
Devin: Ok, we all wanted to check out the apartament complex, but we have to wait until this season is over. Anyways, thanks for contributing to the interview, you can go to the peanut gallery.
Dedede: Alright! The great Dedede is coming up!
Dedede gets up and joins the peanut gallery
Devil Cookie: Hey Dedede
Dedede: Hey Devil Cookie, how are the folks going?
Devil Cookie: They look fine to me. Mind joining the dice game?
Dedede: Sure, if there's entertainment where you folks have, I can join the fun.
Dee-Dee: Ooh, It's the more, the merrier!
Devin: Wow, we really finished this episode, didn't we?
Dice: Of course we did, it took us days to prepare this event, especially in the creator's birth month
Devin: That was a while to come out, but we might need some surprises that are in store for us. Anyways, that was all the interviews for this episode, we will be waiting for another batch of eliminated contestants to join us for the next time.
Dice: And don't forget to leave some kudos, that show us appreciation for this show. We will see you next time on BC01's ACE Aftermath and goodbye for now!
This episode finishes off with the outro who had the same type of music as the intro.
Chapter 8: Duck Hunt!
Chapter Text
Before we begin, a word from Announcer!
Announcer: ALBEDO IS NOT A TROUBLEMAKER ALBEDO IS NOT A TROUBLEMAKER ALBEDO IS NOT A TROUBLEMAKER ALBEDO IS NOT A TROUBLEMAKER ALBEDO IS NOT A TROUBLEMAKER ALBEDO IS NOT A TROUBLEMAKER.
Okay, let's start the episode!
Doppio is worried about the elimination and he felt unease about it
Doppio: (gets up), *thinking* (Well, I don't know how to say this, but this is the first time that my team is up for elimination for the first time. And I don't know what the elimination area looks like and that elimination handler as well. Just calm down, I'm pretty sure they don't think they wouldn't target me since no one is going to take blame seriously. Maybe let's check on my teammates to see what they doing)
Doppio enters the "dining room" and finds his teammates that they are searching for someone
Doppio: Um, what are you doing?
Dezmond: Doppio, you're here. We are searching for Dark Cacao, we need him for, you know.
Doppio: Do you know about his whereabouts?
Dezmond: He didn't tell us where he went
Doppio: Do you think he quit?
Dezmond: What? I don't think we heard saying that, if he really quit, that would mean that he's automatically eliminated
Doppio: I hope he's alright.
Then Dark Cacao shows up with cracks on his body
Dark Cacao: I'm...back.
Then the rest of Digital Dragons saw Dark Cacao's state.
David (CC): What happened to you, Dark Cacao Cookie?!
Dark Cacao: I have...been...a disgrace *faints on the ground*
Donut: Oh my dough! He fainted!
Diluc: Don't worry, I'll carry him to the nearby seat, (picks up Dark Cacao and places on a seat). There, he should take a rest before the elimination starts
Then the Dynamic Drummers arrives
Donkey Kong: Good morning everyone and you know what day it is
Daffy: Yeah, It must be that day where we get to see inside of the prize room
Donkey Kong: What do you think it contains in there?
Dori: I think they had dancing pads and dancing floors, like the ones used for disco parties.
Daisy: Ooh, that sounds fun
Daiya: I wonder what happened to Dai and Daki?
Then Daitomodachi and Daki came
Daitomodachi: We're back
D-Bot: Daitomodachi and Daki, where have you been?
Daitomodachi: It's a long story. Just this alligator kidnapped us or whatever happened. Anyways, who lost?
D-Bot: The Digital Dragons are up for elimination
Daki: *daydreaming* tie me up, daddy
Daddy: What?
D-Bot: You guys can talk about this later
At the prize room
D-Bot: Welcome to the prize room and since your team has won for the first time, I'll explain how it works. You have to go to a booth where you can draw a person's name to deserve the prize. After that, I'll count the votes.
Diego Brando: Dori's guess got this place right
Diona: I think it should be that simple
At the voting, Donkey Kong, Daisy, Donald, Daiya, Darkness, Diona, Dori, Diego Brando and Daniel voted normally. Dark Choco had to climb up to the desk to write a name and carry a piece of paper to the vote ballot box
After the voting booth
D-Bot: It turns out Donkey Kong won the prize for carrying the diamond to secure the win for his team. He gets a disco disk with a song called "Dancing Queen" by ABBA and another win-token.
Donkey Kong: That's cool, I must thank you for that, now for my prize music.
Donkey Kong puts his prize disk on the DJ mixer and plays the song.
Betsy: (overhearing the song in the amusement park) Hey, could you please keep it down! I would not want to make you walk the plank just like the actual singers like last time!
Donkey Kong: Sorry. (turns the song down)
Meanwhile at the elimination
Daitomodachi: Man, it's almost been a month since we have been there. Whoever put me and Daki in that pitch dark room, I'm going to do something that he never forgets.
Diavolo: Who the hell are you?
Daitomodachi: Oh, where are my manners? I'm Daitomodachi, call me Dai for short. I'll be the elimination handler
Daki: And I'm Daki, I'm his friend.
Diluc: Why do I smell some rope burns on your bodies?
Daitomodachi: Apparently, somebody did tied us up in a dark room for no reason
Dave: Do you guys have rope kinks?
Daitomodachi: *laughs*, she probably does. As for myself, it depends on my mood. Anyways, since your team has lost for the first time in this season, I will explain how it works. You guys will vote one of your team members to get eliminated from this show by using the booth, you will write the name of the team member who deserves to get eliminated. Whoever gets the most vote, will be eliminated.
Deimos: Well, let's get going.
At the voting booth, Dezomond, Doppio, Diavolo, Dio, Daniel J D'Arby, Deimos, Daddy, Diluc, Donut, David (CC), Declan, Dave and Devil wrote the names normally, Dark Cacao had climb up on the desk in order him to write a name and carry a piece of paper to the vote ballot box, Demoman wrote the name while he was drunk.
Daitomodachi: Now the votes are casted, let's begin with the elimination. Dezmond, Dio, D'Arby and Demoman, would you like to use any tokens for this elimination?
Dezmond: Nope, I'm fine
Dio: I decided to keep it for now
D'Arby: No thanks
Demoman: Nah!
Daitomodachi: Okay then. No win token for either of you. Anyways, we got durian dumplings as prizes and there are 14 of them which represent the safety for this elimination, but if you don't, you're out of the competition.
Devil: That sounds like delicate snacks to me.
Demoman: I prefer durian donuts instead.
Daitomodachi: Anyways, let's count the votes!
Daki: Okie dokie, let's get what we have got this time ! (opens the vote ballot box and pulls out the first vote) A vote for Dark Cacao
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Dark Cacao
Daki: (pulls out the another vote) A vote for Devil
Devil starts to get annoyed
Daki: (pulls out the another vote) A vote for Dark Cacao
Daitomodachi: (pulls out the another vote) A vote for Devil
Daki: (pulls out the another vote) A vote for Dark Cacao
Daitomodachi: (pulls out the another vote) A vote for Devil
Devil is still yet annoyed
Daki: (pulls out the another vote) A vote for Dark Cacao
Daitomodachi: (pulls out the another vote) A vote for Devil
Daki: (pulls out the another vote) A vote for Dark Cacao
Daitomodachi: (pulls out another vote) And a vote for Devil. That's five votes for Dark Cacao and five votes for Devil
Devil rolls his eyes
Daitomodachi: Dark Cacao and Devil, one of you safe with 5 votes, while the other is eliminated with 10 votes
Dark Cacao: I know this is going...
Devil: What! How did I end up in the bottom two!?
Daitomodachi: Without further ado, let's see who's getting the boot this time?
The drumroll plays while Daki pulls out five votes and gives it to Daitomodachi. Dark Cacao know his fate while Devil is anxious
Daitomodachi: Dark Cacao, with 10 votes, I'm sorry to say this, but you are eliminated. The rest of you are safe for another day, you guys can pick up a piece of durian dumplings
The safe contestants grabs a piece of durian dumplings each
Dark Cacao: Very well, do what you have gotta do.
Dezmond: Wait, before you go. What actually happens to you after that challenge?
Doppio: Yeah, you looked injured judging through the cracks. There's something that you haven't told someone.
Dark Cacao: I beat up PSB, because I was furious that Cole was a slow pace and I wanted to do it if we lost once. Daniel told me to do it.
Everyone gasps
Everyone: WHAT?!
David (CC): Daniel..
Dezmond: Dark Cacao! I can't believe fell for his lies. I thought you already knew the policy.
Dave: And I thought you were going to through her at the Grand Canyon
Diluc: I'm sorry to hear that you were manipulated by one of the members from Dynamic Drummers
Dark Cacao: No, It's all my fault, if I had known what he was doing, I could have prevented it from happening. Now I am a disgrace not just as a contestant, but as the ruler of the Dark Cacao Kingdom as well.
Deimos: Damn, that must have sucked for being like this
Donut: Look, you were doing fine in challenges, but beating the hosts isn't going to solve anything
Dark Cacao: Of course, I should have thought better than this.
Daitomodachi: Dark Cacao, any last words before you go home?
Dark Cacao: Yes I do. I know my time around this competition was short lived, but I wish you good luck to the rest and gain glory to this team
Daitomodachi: Well said. Bye
Daitomodachi teleports Dark Cacao back to his homeworld
Doppio: Dai, what happened to him?
Daitomodachi: I killed him.
Everyone gasps again
Daitomodachi: Just kidding! He was sent to Cookie Run universe
Declan: Welp, I wonder how his people are going to talk about this incident.
Daddy: His people probably be pissed
Dio: Let's leave this elimination ceremony already
Back at the dining room where both teams meet again
Donkey Kong: Who's eliminated this time
Diavolo: Dark Cacao
Dark Cacao: Good, I don't have to deal with him anyways
Dori: What's his reason for being eliminated
David (CC): Well it turns out, Daniel has decided him to violate the rules
Daffy: What?! What did he do, sent contestants from unfinished seasons to Arcade Park? Cause the distraction around that place? Murder someone?
Diluc: No, it was giving a concussion to Cole's season P's host while he believed the progress was so slow.
Diona: What?! Daniel, is this true?
Daniel: Why should I tell you about it, it's just the competition
Devil: I'm surprised that he wasn't gone to Cheat Jail
Donald: I was in Cheat Jail once for taking over the Arcade Park over Announcer's place
Donkey Kong: I was put in Cheat Jail once for building an Arcade Park in Math Camp in Cole's season L
Daisy: But Daniel, why would you make someone do this?
Daniel: Like I said, It's all just the competition. Some goes desperate, while does something to pull out the tires
Daffy: (whispers to Donkey Kong) I don't think he's trustworthy
D-Bot: Now the elimination is done, we can start the next challenge
Demoman: Which is? *berp*
D-Bot: We're going on a Duck Hunt!
Some of the contestants pull out their weapons including guns
Deimos: Alright, it's showtime
D-Bot: In a video game
Daffy: Wait, what?
Then a shelf cart with an old wide television on top and a Nintendo Entertainment System console next to a car battery attached for electricity rolls in by Duck Hunt Duo
Darkness: What's that?
D-Bot: That is what I call a portable NES setup, it's the same setup from season B, but it has got an update. It has a stronger car battery and adding to the touch thanks to a duo, (The Dog shows the NES Zapper Gun) we have a Zapper Gun.
Donkey Kong: Are we going to play Duck Hunt on NES?
D-Bot: Yep, that's today's challenge. The objective for this challenge is to get the highest score for their team. Each team has to use the Zapper Gun to target the ducks, you will get points depending on types of ducks, but you only have three shots. If you miss, the dog will laugh at you. You typically need to shoot around 6 to 10 ducks to progress.
Diego Brando: Who's going to play first?
D-Bot: Each contestant will play a round by the alphabetical order clockwise, if you finished the round, move on to the next person until you get a game over. Just a sec (turns on TV, The Dog inputs the zapper gun and the Duck inserts the game cartridge with Duck Hunt title on it.Then the game starts to boot up). Since Dynamic Drummers won the previous challenge, they go first. Also, will we play 1 Duck mode?
Daffy: Alright, let's get this baby started!
Daffy grabs the Zapper Gun and waits for the Dog to jump on the bushes. Then he shot 3 blue ducks and 7 black ducks which gave him a perfect bonus, so far Dynamic Drummers currently had 16500 points
Daffy: That was too easy, I hope you don't think of me as a psycho.
D-Bot: Next is Daisy
Daffy: There you go (handles the Zapper Gun to Daisy)
Daisy: Alright!
The second round begins. Daisy shots 3 black ducks, 5 blue ducks and 2 red ducks which gave her a perfect round bonus, so far Dynamic Drummers currently had 36000 points
Daisy: Oh yeah!
D-Bot: Next is Daiya
Daiya: Well, I heard of that game, but I haven't play that game before, so I give it a try (receives a Zapper Gun from Daisy)
The third round begins. Daiya shots 2 black ducks, 5 blue ducks and 3 red ducks which gave her a perfect round bonus, so far Dynamic Drummers currently had 56500 points
Daiya: I made it
D-Bot: Next is Daniel
Daniel: Handle the Zapper Gun
Daiya: Sure (gives Zapper Gun to Daniel)
Daniel: Now let the next round start
The fourth round begins. Daniel shots 3 black ducks, 3 blue ducks and 4 red ducks which gave him a perfect round bonus, so far Dynamic Drummers currently had 77000 points
Daniel: Easy peasy.
D-Bot: Next is Dark Choco
Dark Choco: I require a chair (The Dog gives a chair to him, then he climbs on it) Now, I'm ready (receives Zapper Gun from Daniel)
The fifth round begins. Dark Choco shot 4 black ducks, 2 blue ducks and 4 red ducks which gave him a perfect round bonus, so far Dynamic Drummers currently had 97000 points
Dark Choco: ...
D-Bot: Next is Darkness
Darkness: Alright, let's see what I can do (receives a Zapper Gun from Dark Choco)
The sixth round begins. Darkness shot 4 black ducks and 5 red ducks, but she missed one, so far Dynamic Drummers currently had 112200 points
Darkness: Woah, the points have increased. Wait, did the Zapper start to bug out?
Diego Brando: Whatever, just gave me the zapper (Darkness gives a Zapper Gun to him)
The seventh round begins. Diego Brando shot all ten ducks, so far Dynamic Drummers currently had 140600 points
Diego Brando: Alright!
D-Bot: Next is Diona
Diona: Alright, It's time to shot some ducks
The eighth round begins. Diona shot all ten ducks along with a perfect bonus round, so far Dynamic Drummers currently had 167400 points
Donald: Alright, it's my turn (receives a Zapper Gun from Diona)
The ninth round begins. Donald shot 5 red ducks, 4 black ducks and 1 blue duck along with a perfect bonus round, so far Dynamic Drummers currently had 194200 points
Donkey Kong: Now, it's my turn (receives a Zapper Gun from Donald)
The tenth round begins, Donkey Kong shot 8 ducks, only missed 2, so far Dynamic Drummers currently had 206200 points
Dori: Ok, it's my turn now (receives a Zapper Gun from Donald)
The eleventh round starts, Dori shot 8 ducks, only missed 2, so far Dynamic Drummers currently had 223200 points
Dori: Same result with DK, but the point value of the ducks increased
Daffy: (grabs the Zapper Gun from Dori's hand) I'll get them for sure
The twelfth round starts, Daffy shot 8 ducks, only missed 2, so far Dynamic Drummers currently had 241200 points
Daffy: Dang, the ducks are getting faster
Daisy: Alright, it's my turn (receives a Zapper Gun from Daffy)
The thirteenth round started, Daisy shot 7 ducks, only missed 3 and got a game over. Dynamic Drummers currently had 258200 points in total
Daisy: Aw!
Daiya: It's alright Daisy, you tried your best.
D-Bot: Now it's Digital Dragons' turn, You need to beat over 258200 points in order to win the challenge, otherwise you will be up for elimination.
Daddy: I'm going first, this should be simple (receives a Zapper Gun from Daisy)
The first round begins, Daddy shot all ten ducks, Digital Dragons currently had 18000 points
Daniel J D'Arby: My brother was an expert of video games. This round should be easy
The second round begins, Daniel J D'Arby shot all ten ducks, Digital Dragons currently had 42500 points
Dave: It's time to blast ducks
The third round begins, Dave shot all ten ducks, Digital Dragons currently had 60500 points
Dave: Groovy!
David (CC): This game reminds me of my childhood
The fourth round begins, David (CC) shot all ten ducks, Digital Dragons currently had 83000 points
Declan: Alright, let's get onto it
The fifth round begins, Declan shot all ten ducks, Digital Dragons currently had 113000 points
Deimos: It's showtime
The sixth round begins, Deimos shot all ten ducks, Digital Dragons currently had 130400 points
Demoman: Let's get over with this
The seventh round begins, Demoman shot all ten ducks, Digital Dragons currently had 161200 points
Demoman: Dominated! You flunky ducks!
Devil: Now it's my turn
The eighth round begins, Devil shot all ten ducks, Digital Dragons currently had 186400 points
Devil: Nice...
Dezmond: Alright, it's my turn
The ninth round begins, Dezmond shot all ten ducks, Digital Dragons currently had 214800 points
Dezmond: Sweet!
Diavolo: Now, it's Diavolo's turn!
The tenth round began, Diavolo shot 8 ducks, only missing 2. Digital Dragons currently had 226000 points
Diavolo: I was expecting to be perfect.
Diluc: Pass me the Zapper Gun (Diavolo gives Zapper Gun to him)
D-Bot: If Diluc manages to score over 258200 points, his team will win
Diluc: I'll give it a shot
The eleventh round begins, Diluc shot all ducks, Digital Dragons currently had 264000 points
Diluc: Looks like I have won for my team
D-Bot: It looks like Digital Dragons has passed the score, but we can only determine only if the game is finished
Diego Brando: What! We lost it again?!
Dori: Unfortunately, it is true
Dio: But the game is still going and so it's my turn
5 rounds later
D-Bot: The Digital Dragons has won the challenge with 384000 points, that means The Dynamic Drummers are up for elimination
Donald: Ah, phooey! How could we beat us again?!
Diona: Yeah! We already knew they did better than us
Daniel: Well, the answer is him (points at Daniel J D'Arby)
Daniel J D'Arby: My luck has been helpful for this challenge
D-Bot: As for Digital Dragons, you're getting a veteran debuter on your team
Dezmond: Wow, we're getting a new team member that early and it's a veteran? That's delightful!
Doppio: A debuter veteran? Who could that be?
D-Bot: You will find out after elimination. Anyways, Anyways, the Dynamic Drummers are up for elimination again and it ends the Duck Hunt episode.
Daisy: Wait, hold on. (the dog laughs at Daisy, but then she shoots the dog and everyone gasps) Sorry, it had to be done.
D-Bot: Okay then. Anyways, who do you think will be eliminated in the next episode ? Find out in the next episode of A.C.E and bye for now!
AT THE APARTMENT COMPLEX
Albedo: Okay, what did you guys think of this episode?
Almond: I knew Dark Cacao would be eliminated because of his incident. I guess Dark Choco is the only cookie left here.
Chiaki: Well, the challenge was pretty nice! That is another contest based on a retro game. This time it's the classic NES game, Duck Hunt.
Cloud: Oh, I recognise that Duo from that Super Smash Bros. game. It's been awhile since we last saw each other
Charles: They were holding that pew-pew gun like little weirdos.
Cody: Charles, that's called a Zapper Gun. This game was initially released in April 21, 1984
Charles: Well, Henry was holding a gun like that once and it was called the pew-pew gun.
Ash Williams: And I thought was going to be a literal duck hunting
Conker: If this was a real duck hunt, that would be sick
Brock Samson: I would be an expert on that.
Baelz: And yeah, the part at the end where Daisy just shot the dog was absolutely hilarious! I loved that!
Carrie: So you guys are excited for the next episode?
Bubble: Oh yeah, that's whoin a voitoiran from Noithan and Coile's version joins in Episoide Soivoin!
Baldi: I wonder who it'll be.
Carrie: I already know mine. No points for guessing.
Bill: I saw Pine Tree in Cole and Nathan's version.
Chewbacca: (wookie noises)
Ahsoka: He said he saw Darth Vader in Nathan's version.
Chun-Li: I also saw Dhalsim in Nathan's version.
Anger: Disgust was in Cole's version.
Arthur: Well, my sister D.W. competed in Nathan's version.
Butt-Head: Hey Beavis, do you think Diarrhea will join Episode 7 next?
Beavis: Oh yeah, I did see her in Nathan's version too! Heh-heh-heh!
Carrie: There was a contestant named Diarrhea?
Butt-Head: Yeah, she was that snarky girl who calls us imbeciles.
Carrie: It's Daria, not Diarrhea!
Beavis: Yeah, that's what we said, Diarrhea! Heh-heh-heh!
Barbara: What a bunch of morons.
Baldi: And not only that, the veterans had to watch the next challenge
Beth: And you know how much we laughed at that ballerina contest!
Chica: Oh yeah, and I remember when we all cried and vomited during the challenge when they killed Bonnie!
Captain Hook: Oh, do we ever! Oh no, here it comes again! (vomits)
Albedo: You guys still can't get over that, can you?
Cartoon Cat: Sorry, it's just so harsh for C-Bot to do that.
Clank: Fortunately, I wasn't present on that challenge, otherwise, I have disturbing imagery on my memory file
Blake: I wouldn't mind wearing a ballerina suit if I was a contestant at the start
Albedo: *sigh* All right, let's find out next episode. And hopefully it's a good one this time.
Affogato: I doubt about it
Alex: What do you mean about that?
Affogato: *smudging* You will laugh about it, you will see
Celestia: I know where this is going.
Chapter 9: Dressed in Drag
Chapter Text
Announcer: Before I start this episode, the following episode contains a joke that I did not find funny but yet all the arcaders did. It contains an inappropriate word, but used in a different meaning as a joke to one of the contestants in Nathan's version, and apparently caused a lot of destruction in the arcade park and the amusement park. We will get to that joke later, but anyways, let's start the episode!
Another day, another dollar and another dime
Dezmond: It's a good thing that we got the winning streak counter on
Dio: Indeed, winning over that child's game made in the 80's was so easy
Declan: Duck Hunt was one of the known games that I remember. I gotta say, all of us played in only a single game mode and we slayed ducks in a video game format.
Deimos: Man, I really wish the previous challenge was about shooting up literal ducks like the hunters.
Dio: If this is true, I would finish in seconds, corpses scattered in plain sight, throats slit, their blood flowing into lakes, their movements stopped. That would be better if their heads are decapitated
Dave: Groovy!
David (CC): How about we talk something else
Dezmond: Ok, what kind of topic should we talk about?
David (CC): About the debuters?
Dezmond: Great thinking, David. Who do you think will get a new member for our team?
Demoman: Is it Dwalin from the Hobbits?
Dezmond: No
Demoman: Uh, Doctor Strange?
Dezmond: No
Demoman: Dabi from My Hero Academia?
Dezmond: No
Demoman: Devil Jin from Tekken?
Dezmond: No
Demoman: Damien Desmond from SPY X FAMILY?
Dezmond: No
Demoman: Daryl Dixion from The Walking Dead?
Dezmond: No
Demoman: Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean?
Dezmond: No
Demoman: Darby Sabini from Peaky Blinders
Dezmond: No
Demoman: Donatello from TMNT?
Dezmond: No
Demoman: Data from Star Trek?
Dezmond: No
Demoman: Doctor Dolittle?
Dezmond: No
Demoman: The Doctor from Doctor Who?
Demoman: David Bowie?
Dezmond: He died years ago. Look, the debuter is that one who already competed two alphabet elimination shows before this one which is a veteran
Deimos: Dante from Devil May Cry would be fit, but since he wasn't completed these shows, then I guess he won't show up to this ceremony
Dio: That person would be in the second debuting ceremony. If the debuter never completed this competition before, I would prefer Dororo to be a part of this. If it was a veteran, I would prefer Deadpool. I met both of them in another elimination based show.
Donut: Really?! When ?!
Dio: That show was published May 6th 2020, that was before the first ACE was created. And the cast wasn't based on their perspective letter names for each season.It was a Total Drama crossover fanfiction called Total Drama Infinite.
Doppio: Wow, you already knew them?
Dio: Let's say that I find them to be...put in delightful use.
Dezmond: Let's talk more about that in case Deadpool joins.
Diavolo: I would prefer Darth Vader
Daddy: Same
Meanwhile with Dynamic Drummers
Daiya approaches Daisy
Daiya: Something wrong, Daisy?
Daisy: No, I'm fine. I'm just worried that I'm about to be voted off for being a liability for causing our team to lose.
Daiya: Well, a few of us think you're bad at aiming ducks and I don't think it's your fault, our team tried our best to get a high score
Daisy: Yeah, most of their members from Digital Dragons are not only good at shooting in games, in general as well.
Daiya: I see, and I don't think you're a bad player, Daisy. Almost none of us had played that game in the challenge before. The only thing I know about it was from a Smash Bros game where you debuted in.
Daisy: Well, this isn't the first time I got laughed at by that dog.
Then the rest of her teammates came except Daniel
Daffy: Oh, there they are. What two of you are you talking about?
Daisy: Me and Daiya are talking about my liability, I'm a little worried about the elimination though
Donald: We don't think you're a disaster, we think you're a great on our team
Diona: Almost none of us played that game in the challenge before. I think that Zapper Gun cable has been loosen up or this game had been bugged out
Dori: If you want to be good at this game, you need to do some practice, then you have great results.
Donkey Kong: That would be a shame to lose you at this time. But, I believe you can achieve something greater than that.
Diego Brando: Just don't mess up next time.
Daisy: Thanks, but where's Daniel?
Dark Choco: ...I haven't seen him all day
Diona: Do you know where he is?
Daffy: Maybe he is in his room and he better not plan something ridiculous
Darkness: I heard he's working on decorating the unused room
Daffy: Wait, why would he use that room? It's just an empty room when I checked last time and I'm not referring to the one that was behind one of the doors in the second challenge.
Dori: Can you describe it?
Daffy: It was a pitch black room with no lights, just like that room where the final 4 including my friend Bugs had to find the blackberry and shout that phrase.
Daiya: Do you believe that D-Bot is borrowing the assets from Season B?
Daisy: I sorta imagined if B-Bot and D-Bot were friends since before this season started
Dori: I do believe the company who built the letter bots were manufactured based on data planing
Diego Brando: You're saying D-Bot was made after a few days after Season C
Donkey Kong: Let's talk about it for another time, I don't want D-Bot to hear us discussing this topic. Let's find Daniel to start the elimination.
The Dynamic Drummers goes to the room where Daniel is working on and they found him working to seems to be demonic ritual with candles on the dots and smeared with donkey's blood
Donkey Kong: Daniel, we need you to go to the elimination, there's not much time...(saw the demonic ritual and realized that his team went into a demonic shrine)..time.
Daniel turns around after placing his final candle
Daniel: Yes, it is finally completed. Lord Xemug will gain his power to ultime glory! (then he turns around) Oh, it's my team. Is there something you wanted to say?
Diona: I..I..I..
Donkey Kong: Hey Daniel, I was wondering, what did you exactly make while we're away and how long has it been made?
Daniel: This is my shrine, I have built it since the second challenge was done.
Donald: But why did you build this?
Daniel: To praise the growth of Lord Xemug's power, but in order to do that we need sacrifices.
Donkey Kong: Wait? Did you just take a letter where Donald and Daffy found it?
Daniel: That's another reason why I built this shrine, to impress the Darkness(Legend) himself and his son
Darkness: There's a devil named after me? I sorta feel bad about this.
Daniel: I know what are you think or say something that you saw disbelief, but don't worry the ritual starts as long I have enough preparations
Daffy: So you built this shrine to worship so called Lord Xemug. First you got rid of one of your teammates, then you made one of the members of the opposite team have a false belief that made him attack one of the letter speaker boxes and now THIS?!
Diona: And why do I smell donkey's (start to puke out) blood?
Daniel: Since I didn't find the exact material need, I had to grab a donkey from a nearby animal farm and I even hung its head on the wall
Then they saw a donkey head hung like a hunter's trophy and were disgusted, shocked and horrified except for Daniel of course and Dark Choco stayed silent
Donald: QUACK!
Darkness: This is...
Diona: (pukes out vomit)
Dori: Dear Dendro Archon..
Daisy: I can't believe it
Daiya: What the..
Diego Brando: IS THIS NECESSARY TO DECAPITATE A FREAKING A DONKEY?!
Dark Choco: ...
Donkey Kong: I'm in total disbelief right now.
Daniel: It has to be done for my hard work. About the elimination, we already knew that we need to make sacrifices to advance further. Does anyone want to volunteer?
Long silence
Daniel: Ok, that's fine, we will think about it later. I'm ready to join for the elimination
Diona: What's actually wrong with him?
Daiya: I don't know much about him but an insane cult
At the prize room
D-Bot: Okay guys! It's time for prize voting. Who are you going to choose?
At the voting booth, everyone wrote the names normally except for Demoman who wrote the name while he was drunk.
D-Bot: After reading the votes, it turns out Diluc wins the prize for securing the win for his team.
Diluc: What's my reward?
D-Bot: These, (gives a Famicom cartridge with the title "Dig Dug" on it and win-token)
Diluc: This looks familiar, but thanks.
D-Bot: Dig Dug on the NES was only released in Japan by the way. The sequel was released in North America. Does anyone care about the sequel?
Meanwhile at the elimination room
Daitomodachi: Hello Dynamic Drummers, you're up for elimination for losing the previous challenge over Duck Hunt.
Donkey Kong: Of course..
Daki: Hey Dai, check this one out (she draws a Zapper Gun) pew, pew, pew!
Daitomodachi: ..That's nice, Daki. Anyways, you know what to do
At the voting, Donkey Kong, Daisy, Daffy, Donald, Daiya, Darkness, Diona, Dori, Diego Brando and Daniel voted normally. Dark Choco had to climb up to the desk to write a name and carry a piece of paper to the vote ballot box
After voting
Daitomodachi: Alright! The votes have been casted! Before we start, DK, are going to use tokens for this elimination?
Donkey Kong: Just like I said, I'm not using it.
Daitomodachi: Ok. Today's prizes are ducks
The ducks are quacking
Diona: Woah! Those ducks are alive!
Daitomodachi: Yep and there are 10 of them. If you don't get one, you're eliminated. And before you say anything, yes, they are from an animal farm
The team members started at Daniel
Daniel: Oh, what are you looking at with a serious look, I didn't cause this elimination to begin with, right?
Long silence
Daitomodachi: Yeah, let's start counting the votes.
Daki: Open sesame! (opens the vote ballot box and pulls out the first vote) A vote for Daniel
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Daniel
Daniel doesn't feel worried
Daki: (pulls out another vote) A vote for Dark Choco
Dark Choco left puzzled
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Daniel and one vote for Dark Choco
Daki: (pulls out another vote) A vote for Daniel
Daniel starts to think something
Daitomodachi: That's two votes for Daniel and one vote for Dark Choco
Daki: (pulls out another vote) A vote for Daisy
Daisy starts to worry
Daitomodachi: That's two votes for Daniel, one vote for Daisy and one vote for Dark Choco
Daki: (pulls out another vote) A vote for Dark Choco
Dark Choco said nothing
Daitomodachi: That's two votes for Daniel, one vote for Daisy and two votes for Dark Choco
Daki: (pulls out another vote) A vote for Dark Choco
Dark Choco still said nothing
Daitomodachi: That's two votes for Daniel, one vote for Daisy and three votes for Dark Choco
Daki: (pulls out another vote) A vote for Daniel
Daniel thinks about how his way works
Daitomodachi: That's three votes for Daniel, one vote for Daisy and three votes for Dark Choco
Daki: (pulls out another vote) A vote for Daniel
Daniel knows what the next vote comes next
Daitomodachi: That's four votes for Daniel, one vote for Daisy and three votes for Dark Choco
Daki: (pulls out another vote) A vote for Dark Choco
Dark Choco felt unimpressed
Daitomodachi: That's four votes for Daniel, one vote for Daisy and four votes for Dark Choco
Daki: (pulls out another vote) A vote for Dark Choco
Dark Choco starts to feel awkward
Daitomodachi: That's four votes for Daniel, one vote for Daisy and five votes for Dark Choco
Daki: (pulls out last vote) A vote for Dark Choco
Daniel smiles
Daitomodachi: That's five votes for Daniel, one vote for Daisy and five votes for Dark Choco. For those with no votes are safe, Daisy is also safe with a single vote despite being liability. Now it's down to Daniel and Dark Choco. Daniel, you may be a cult member from somewhere and your teammate thinks you're a manipulator and had vile behavior that made them feel disturbed.
Daniel: It's all just an imagination, Dai. I think they voted me for wrong reason
Daffy: He's lying! He showed us his shrine with a donkey's head!
Daitomodachi: I don't know exactly what you are talking about, but I'll check once the elimination is over. As for Dark Choco, I gotta say, you weren't much of a talker and yet, they probably know your lore. Maybe you were left unimportant or something. But it turns out they are tied at 5 votes each
Daniel: Just as I expected
Diona: Wait, what?!
Daiya: I don't get it, I thought Daniel would be out by now
Daisy: And who voted for me?
Daffy: It wasn't me! Obviously! And who are those who voted for Dark Choco? I know only one person, but who are the rest?
Diego: I don't want to (a quiet whistle from Daniel's mouth while moving his index finger back and forth)!
Daniel: Na uh uh uh. Say it one more time, I'll do something that you will regret
Daitomotachi: Ooh, I like that tempo plot, since you two are tied, it's time for the time breaker
Dark Choco: Which is?
Daitomotachi: A simple dice roll. Each one gets a dice, rolls it and whoever has the highest, survives the elimination. Now let's roll them
Dark Choco and Daniel rolled their dice, then they were dropped on the ground and it revealed....
...
...
...
1 for Dark Choco and 3 for Daniel.
Daitomotachi: Daniel stays for another day. I'm sorry to say this Dark Choco, you are eliminated. No hard feelings though.
Daniel: Phew.
Dark Choco: ... That's understandable. I won't mind being out.
Darkness: I'm sorry you got out.
Dark Choco: It's alright, I won't blame any of you for that matter. I had dark traumatic memories on my head that disturbs me, luckily it didn't disrupt my performance. I didn't vote myself, unlike my father who got tricked by him.
Daiya: Look, we didn't know you much about you, but if you feel alright being like this, we don't blame you
Dark Choco: I get that. It was decent to be in this competition, at least I have experience in this place and it was an honor to meet you all.
Daitomotachi: Dark Choco, do you have any last words before you go?
Dark Choco: Try to stay longer while you can. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine with them, especially with my father. Farewell.
Daitomotachi teleports Dark Choco back to his homeworld
Daitomotachi: Now for the rest of you, you better catch these ducks
Daffy: Welp, looks like we're in great times, catching my own kind.
They start to chase the ducks
Daniel: Everything according to my plan
Donkey Kong: Daniel
Daniel: Oh, why hello DK, aren't you going to grab one of the ducks, I ment the non-antrophomortic animals
Donkey Kong: Do you realize what you have done?
Daniel: Like I said, it's just an imagination to vote for the wrong reasons.
Donkey Kong: (strangles him) DON'T YOU LIE TO ME LIKE THAT!
Daniel: Geez, you don't have to shout like that, I can't be that bad, don't you?
Donkey Kong: Yeah right.....(starts to grab Daniel's neck) You. Had. Done. It. Again. You had successfully rid of the cookies and I'm not proud of that.
Daniel: *starts to laugh* Oh, I could have done it more. Let's make a deal. If you do what I want, I will let you help your team, even though I'm your teammate. If you don't, your team starts to depart one by one until there's no one left.
Donkey Kong: Daniel, I won't fell for that trick. Since I'm the team leader of Dynamic Drummers, I'll do whatever it takes to keep this team alive. You're lucky that I didn't punch your face or blunt force you with my barrel.
Daniel's laugh begins to maniacally vile
Daniel: What are going to do about it?
Diego Brando: Guys, let's leave the elimination, I just want for the debuting ceremony to start.
Donkey Kong: I'm coming. (looks at Daniel) I. Will. Keep. My. Eye. On. You.
Back at the dining room where both teams meet again
Donut: Who got eliminated
Donkey Kong: *sigh* Dark Choco
Deimos: Damn, the cookies are gone. Is it Daniel's doing?
Daniel: .....No
Demoman: Ok *berp* something isn't right with that guy
Devil: Whatever for him. Should've been eliminated earlier.
Donald: Hey, I see some familiar faces right there!
D-Bot arrives with the veterans who apart of debuting ceremony
D-Bot: It's debuting time. Digital Dragons, since your team won, you get to choose one of them. But first let's introduce them, let's start off with the contestants from Cole's version, starting with him.
Daniel Tiger: Hello, my name is Daniel Tiger. I'm the son of a character who lived in the Neighborhood of Make Believe, which was a fictional kingdom inhabited by hand puppet characters. Unfortunately, I got eliminated first in Cole's version, and I never made the cut in Nathan's version because he hates my show. And especially since Nathan was starting to grow out of PBS Kids shows after 2012. And weird too because the man responsible for me would appear in Season 13. Weird.
Dave: Hey D'Arby, there's another person named Daniel.
Daniel J. D'Arby: Of course, this cub was out first, can you show us what you can do?
Daniel Tiger: I can play, eat, run, jump, sleep at bed times and having play dates
Diavolo: That's an average child
Dave: Or you can called it a kitten
Donut: Like a baby tiger?
Dave: You can name it
Daniel Tiger: I'm also a big brother to my sister named Margaret Tiger, she was named after my favorite baby book called "Margaret's Music"
Demoman: Margaret's Music? That one is a musical website, but I have a song for myself.
(Dipsy jumpscares)
D-Bot: AAH!
Donut: What is that? Why is there a Teletubby here?
Dipsy: Uh oh!
D-Bot: That's Dipsy. He's the second oldest and second biggest Teletubby. He is stubborn, sarcastic and sometimes prefers to be alone but mostly still plays with the other Teletubbies.
Demoman: Damn, that gave me goosebumps.
Daniel Tiger: He was also the second contestant eliminated in Cole's version and he didn't make it in Nathan's version either. He thinks Teletubbies is for babies, since they talk like annoying two year olds.
Dipsy: Bup-a-tum, bup-a-tum, bup-a-tum!
Declan: Okay, can you please cut it out, please?
Dipsy: ?
Deimos: Ok, this one isn't worth it
Dora the Explorer: Hola! I'm Dora! Have you ever auditioned for a reality show fanfiction before?
Demoman: I have.
Dora the Explorer: I know that the host named D-Bot is here somewhere. Can you spot where D-Bot is?
(D-Bot sighs, then a blue pointer appears and clicks on him)
Dora the Explorer: That's right!
D-Bot: Hello, Dora.
Dora the Explorer: Have you ever introduce yourself to a new host of Character Alphabet Elimination?
Daffy: I have.
D-Bot: Who the heck are you talking to? You're not talking to the viewers are you again?
Diego: Yeah, Dora always does this. She's always talking to the viewers about something she always does, except when she's with that weird flame-headed kid.
Dora the Explorer: Hey, I see my cousin, Diego! Can you spot Diego for me?
(Diego facepalms and the pointer clicks on him)
Dora the Explorer: Yay! You fou--
Diego: Anyways, this is Dora the Explorer. She's a seven-year-old Latina girl, who used to love embarking on quests related to an activity that she wants to partake of or a place that she wants to go to, accompanied by her talking purple backpack and anthropomorphic monkey companion named Boots, the latter of which was shot and killed for attacking an old woman. And I'm her cousin, Diego, from its spin-off, Go, Diego, Go!, where I rescue animals and protect their environment. Unfortunately, I was the third contestant eliminated in Cole's version and I never made the cut in Nathan's version because Nathan was neutral over my show, but Dora did appear in both versions, since Nathan thought this show was childhood, and she rejoined in both versions.
Dora the Explorer: Have you ever had your cousin explain your story while interviewing your reality show host?
Dezmond: I have.
D-Bot: I think that Hispanic girl is a little insane.
Diego: She was even more insane when she's drunk, which was during her quinceanera and during Military Character Elimination.
Dave: Wow, that really happened?
Diego: Yes, she tried to seduce her teammates while the others backed off for safety. Then she hooks up on Kim Possible like a dingo hopping on a door looking for a mating partner. I'm surprised that how she able to survive across the crocodiles and a fall from a roof on the Arcade Park
Declan: An indestructible underage kid, I'll take it
David (CC): I think it's a bad idea to use a kid as a human shield
D-Bot: Actually, that Dora died from the fall, so they revived her in that spin-off
Daniel J D'Arby: Hmm...looks like Dora meets the other Dora. And now that Diego is going to meet another Diego.
Diego Brando: You're telling me that kid shares the same name as me
Diego: Yep, that's my name.
D-Bot: Okay, who's next?
Disgust: Me! I'm next! Hello, my name is Disgust. I'm one of the five emotions in Riley's mind, and I joined Cole's version because I saw Anger in the first season. If you pick me for your show, I'll prevent everyone from being poisoned, socially and physically. I mean, come on, you don't want to know the horrible food they give to Riley. The Brussel Sprouts?! The garlic? The broccoli?! The... broccoli?! Why do they always give us broccoli... on pizza?!
D-Bot: Would you like some delicata?
Disgust: GROSS! (kicks the delicata away)
(Disgust tries to calm herself down)
Disgust: Sorry. I don't like disgusting food, okay? Just give me a chance, okay?
Dio: Hmm...I see you have the strength for that kick, but can you do this? (he summons his stand and kicks a delicata into pieces)
Disgust: Uhhhh
Doppio: As a neuron emotion, how did you increase that size?
Disgust: Let's just say that I got resized by D.S.B, so it can let everyone can see me
D-Bot: Okay, who's the next one up?
Dexter: Omelette du fromage!
(silence)
D-Bot: What?
Dexter: Omelette du fromage!
D-Bot: Why are you speaking French?
Dexter: Omelette du fromage!
Dee Dee: THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY! THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY! THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY! THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
Dexter: STOP THAT!
Dee Dee: Sorry.
Dexter: Sorry, I thought saying that would automatically let me in this show since that French word made me famous.
D-Bot: Yeah, nice try. You just got lucky.
Dexter: Whatever. Anyways, my name is Dexter from the hit Cartoon Network series Dexter's Laboratory. I am a--
Dee Dee: I'm Dee Dee, Dexter's sister! Hello, D-Bot!
Dexter: Dee Dee, I wasn't finished talking to him!
Dee Dee: I'm more important than you, dork!
Dexter: Why you...!
(they both start fighting)
Dave: Ooh, I like these two! I can't tell who's better though. Besides these two are prime examples for sibling rivalry.
D-Bot: Well, Dexter is a boy genius who owns a top secret laboratory in his house, and Dee Dee is his older sister who often breaks into his lab to annoy him and mess up or destroy his inventions. Either way, these two aren't really normal siblings, even though they competed in both versions. Okay, that's enough fighting!
Dexter & Dee Dee: Sorry!
Donut: Hmm...Dee Dee's attitude reminds me of Gelatin and Dexter seems to be a great choice, we can use him for advantage
David (CC): These can be great campers if they arrived camp campbell
Deimos: If prefer Dexter if I had to choose one of them
Dio: This youngster's intelligence may add value to our team. Not only that, I heard he possesses the same stand as mine when you are against the Lord of Darkness. What else did we have here?
Dipper: My turn! Hello, my name is Dipper Pines. I am a 12-year old boy who spent the summer in Gravity Falls, Oregon, where me and my twin sister constantly encounter the town's paranormal side. I honestly got a chance to join both versions of Character Alphabet Elimination, especially Nathan's version who considers my show to be one of his favorite shows of all time. Even if I didn't win either, I'm usually also checking for secrets in the amusement park while sometimes I would sing songs with Mabel in the House of Mouse. But anyways, please let me join this season. I've always loved looking for paranormal things, and maybe there might be some here. I mean, you need a paranormal expert like me. And I'm definitely not someone who cheated in A.A.I.
Diavolo: This kid is a detective?
Deimos: I think so, I feel like we can work with him.
Declan: Is he a ghostbuster or something?
Dio: If he's an expert on paranormal activities, does he know about stands?
Dipper: I can hear your question, Dio. I may not be a stand user, I would love to investigate stand abilities and power.
David (CC): I think you are great with us, Dipper. With your skills you had, you will be great member on our team
Dipper: Thanks David, I really appreciate it if you pick me.
Devil: Who's next?
Danny: Greetings, I am the one and only Danny Phantom! Originally, I was just a regular 14-year-old teenager until one day I was zapped in the Ghost Portal, giving me ghost powers. And now I dedicate my life to fighting phantoms and other threats in my school, Amity Park, and even throughout A.A.I., since I stopped Ember McLain from ruining the opera challenge in Nathan's SOE6. But anyways, if there's ever a phantom in this competition, please call me, okay?
Donut: Wow, that's heroic of you.
Danny: Thanks, I would happy to protect anyone from danger
Daisy: Look, it's Danny Phantom!
Diona: You must the one who saved us from that dangling fall
Danny: Glad to see you all doing well. I know it sucks that your team lost from the previous challenge, I hope this chooses me.
D-Bot: Alright, who's next?
Dracula: I am the almighty... Count Dracula! Welcome to your worst nightmare.
Disgust: Wait, why do you look so different?
D-Bot: Let me explain. Originally, he comes from Bram Stoker's 1897 novel, and he's an undead, centuries-old vampire, and a Transylvanian nobleman who claims to be a Székely descended from Attila the Hun. In Cole's version, during a blackout, the contestants were watching a cheesy soap opera found in Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location's intermissions called The Immortal and the Restless, about the human Clara trying to convince Dracula to support their son despite his claims the child isn't his. Because of that, he ended up joining in the following episode, but his design was from the Hotel Transylvania movies. He also got a chance to join Nathan's version, but his design was Bela Lugosi's famous portrayal in the original 1931 film. So yeah, there are many incarnations and portrayals of Dracula, but he's the same character.
Dracula: That's right, I am here to join this season. And I will make all your lives interesting!
Doppio: How come you are not burning? Doesn't Dracula die in the sun?
Dracula: Oh yeah. Hmm...Oh, I was given a genetic sunblock substance into my body by them, which it allows me to be sun proof in order to participate challenges during the daylight hours
Dio: That's amusing, If have gotten the same treatment as you, that would makes things easier for myself
Dracula: Ah, you're also a vampire as well, we do share similar traits of weakness
Donut: If Dio was sun proof, he would able to do challenges in sunlight, like if he was a human instead of vampire
Deimos: If it's true, that would make him more of a badass
Dracula: Anyways, I'll be waiting
Donald: I hope Daisy Duck is next.
Daisy Duck: Hello, D-Bot.
Donald: Yes!
Daisy Duck: My name is Daisy Duck, the girlfriend of Donald Duck. Despite all that, I only participated in Cole's version, because I refused to participate in Nathan's version, but that was a mistake, since not only did I see Mickey's girlfriend, but also Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's girlfriend in this show, which was a crazy idea! Anyways, please let me join in this season. Trust me, it would be amazing if Donald and I became finalists together.
Daisy: It's great to see you Daisy Duck, it's been awhile since we have seen eachother in Cole's version. How are you doing?
Daisy Duck: I'm feeling great and happy to see Donald again
Dracula: I'm glad to see both of you as well, the three of us got eliminated before finale, but I'm glad Donald won that season
Doppio: Wow, Donald must have known you for a long time, I know he's different from where I am, are you going to be able to get used to this team?
Daisy Duck: I noticed that team hasn't got boys on this team
Diavolo: Yes, they call us a team filled with men
Donut: Do I like David or what?
Daisy Duck: I would like to be apart of if and get use to it, I promise when this phase of this competition is done, Donald and I have a team of our own
Diona: What are you talking about the phase of competition?
Dori: Only a few challenges left before the new competition phase gets in
Dio: Daisy...she must be Donald's lover, I don't seem to be worthy. If he wants his girlfriend to be in this competition so badly, we will discuss it later after we take a look at all the available veterans.
Dezmond: Sounds reasonable, who's next?
Drake: Heh, heh, heh, heh! Well well well, if it isn't D-Bot, and do I see Donald Duck here? The one who became the winner of Cole's version instead of me?! Well, look no further to me, Drake, the best-looking out of all the birds in the world. You don't know it yet, but I am going to win this season. I'm telling you, guys, this season will be as good as MINE! (laughs evilly) But yeah, please pick me to join, okay?
Dio: Hmm...I like your attitude, great candidate to be worthy
Drake: Really? Why I thank you for that comment. Though I saved D-Bot from that comedian fanatic, I would be fitting for security, but I want more than that
Daniel J. D'Arby: Tell me, what do you desire to join our team?
Drake: What desire do I want to join our team? Well, I wanted a dominant revenge on Donald by joining this team. We will rule out his team and the victory will be MINE!
Dio: Ooh, Impressive speech, who's next?
D-Bot: That's all of contestants that started in Cole's version, but we're not done yet, there's more
Dezmond: Of course
D-Bot: Okay, here's the contestants that debuted in Nathan's version.
Dick Dastardly: Starting with me, of course. I am Dick Dastardly. I am one of the racers from the Wacky Races, where I ride the Mean Machine along with my sidekick, Muttley. I always try my best to win those races, but I always try to stay in first place by slowing down the other racers, and they never succeed! And because of all that mayhem I kept doing, I was the first one eliminated in Nathan's version, even though I never really did anything wrong here! This is why you gotta let me in this season! No competition would be complete without me, Dick Dastardly! Heh, heh!
Demoman: Wait *berp*Are you that guy who always cheats on races?
Dick Dastardly: No! Why would I ever cheat on the race?!
Dave: *whispers to Dio* Hey Dio, I wanted to say something to this guy
Dio: Sure, You can mess with him.
Dave: Hey guys, did you know this guy's name reminds me of.....SPOTTED DICK!!!
...
...
Then everyone start to hardly laugh at Dave's comment including Diluc while Dio remembers that moment where he competed a different competition and Dick Dastardly felt humiliated
Disgust: *giggles* What? What are you saying, purple guy?
Dave: S P O T T E D D I C K ! ! !
Everyone they laughed even harder and louder dragon's roar
Donald: Oh my goodness, It's the funniest thing I ever heard
Daffy: Spo- *laugh* -tted Diiii- *laugh* -ck! *hard laugh*
Drake: So Mr.Dastardly, how does it feel to be fun with that? *laughs*
Dick Dastardly: How dare you make me laugh about my name and what's fuzz about it?!
Dio: In case if you didn't knowledge this meaning, spotted dick is a british desert
Then everyone starts to burst into higher laughter than sound of the jet engine of the airplane that makes not just the apartament in the Apartment Complex, it also made the whole Amusement Park and Arcade Park plunged into laughfest, even the ones in cheat jail and the eliminators laughs
Meanwhile at Cole's season P
PSB: Contestants, I finally have an idea for the challenge and I know how to-
Then they heard laughter from BC01's season D contestants and shouted "Spotted Dick" from miles
Pencil: Wait, is that?
Pen: A Spotted Dick from what we heard?!
Then the contestants started to laugh as well
Purple Louis: Is it some sort of a private dot?! *laughs*
Patrick: Spotted Dick?! *giggles* That's the funniest thing I heard of!! *laughs*
Peridot: Yeah, right! Spotted Dick!! *hard laughter while slamming the ground*
Peach: I never thought that dirty joke makes us laugh *giggles*
PSB: What's so funny, contestants?
Peter: You never heard of Spotted Dick?! *laugh* And I almost forgot that it was a dessert! *laughs*
Plushtrap: SPOTTED DICK!! *laughs like a maniac*
Pac-Man: Wow, I thought Spotted Dick was something else! *laughs*
PSB: I don't understand why you laugh like that? It's not the time for that, PTLD-93 can hear us!
PTLD-93: You know what is more funnier than spotted dick. P U M P E D P L U M S ! !
The contestants stopped laughing and ran away from the corrupted robot
PSB: Where's my savior, please?
Back to the dining area
Diavolo: *laughs* Spotted Dick!
Daffy: Spotted Dick!
Donut: HAHAHAHA! Spotted Dick!
Dracula: That one never disappoints me *laughs*
Daisy Duck: *giggles* Spotted *giggles* Dick? *giggles*
Demoman: Ha ha ha! SPOTTED DICK! *laughs* *berp*
Diona: *giggles* Wow, that desert makes you laugh for real! *giggling laugh*
Dori: Is this necessary to laugh his name over a dessert *laughs*
Diego Brando: Wow, I agree with Dori *laughs* Even though I'm British, I understand why it's called that! *laughter*
Diluc: *stops laughing* Barbados, that joke almost killed me
Dave: S P O T T E D D I C K ! ! !
Dick Dastardly: Can everyone stop laughing, please?! I can't believe you compared me to a desert!
David (CC): Sorry, I can't believe we got dirty minded for this.
Daniel: *whispers to Dick Dastardly* ....SPOTTED DICK!
D-Bot: Wow, you really managed to make me laugh louder than the world's loudest drums. Anyway, what's the meaning of this dessert?
Dio: Allow I, DIO to explain more of it. Spotted Dick comes from the spots, or raisins, that are scattered throughout the pudding. The base of the pudding is made with suet which is a type of fat, flour, sugar, and sometimes breadcrumbs. Mixed into the batter are dried fruits such as currants or raisins, which create the "spots" in the finished pudding.
Dori: It is also a nostalgic and comforting dessert in British cuisine, and it is commonly found in pubs, restaurants, and homes across Britain. While the name might elicit some chuckles, the dessert itself is known for its rich flavors and is enjoyed by many as a traditional treat.
David (CC): *stops laughing* Wow, that was some great facts about this dessert
Declan: Man, I can't believe I laughed over a dessert
Daddy: My minions would do the same thing
D-Bot: Now we all settled down from laughter, who's next?
Dexter: Hopefully there's not someone that's annoying as Dee Dee.
D.W.: Hi, everyone!
Dexter: I stand corrected.
D.W.: I'm D.W. Read! Why did I join Nathan's version? Duh, because I saw my brother win this show, and I also saw him end up in 3rd place in this very show! So this will be a very easy decision.
Dee Dee: Yeah, I agree with you.
Dexter: Well, Arthur may have won Nathan's Season 1, but you were almost the opposite of Arthur, because you ended up in second LAST place because of your stupid and bratty behavior!
Dipper: Yeah, and I remember, after every challenge you would always play "All I Want" by Toad the Wet Sprocket to your teammates, and you know how much I hate this song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuPSq_bvC9o
D.W.: Look, I am not a brat, okay?
Dexter: Are too!
D.W.: Am not!
Dexter: Are too!
D.W.: Am not!
Dexter: Are too!
D.W.: Am not!
D-Bot: Quiet! Look, if you're not a baby, prove it.
(D-Bot gives D.W. a bowl of spinach)
D.W.: Ooh, a salad! Wait, is that... spinach?
Disgust: Oh, I'm starting to have second thoughts on her.
D.W.: It's... spinach. And I! HATE!!! SPINACH!!!!! (bangs her fists on the floor and sends the bowl in the air, landing on a crew member's head, and everyone, except Dora, Dee Dee, and Disgust gasp) Uh oh...
Crew Member: That's it! I quit! (leaves)
D.W.: ...I can explain.
Dio: I don't want her to hear it, she's not worthy. Next!
Diddy Kong: Okay, now it's my turn! I'm back again and about time too, and this time, I'm in the mood! It's me, Diddy Kong! As you've probably guessed, I'm Donkey Kong's partner, but I'm not his son. I'm his nephew. I saw Donkey Kong compete in this season, so I would be honored to be in this season along with Donkey Kong. It will be a banana slam!
Donkey Kong: Oh hey Diddy, it's nice to see you Diddy!
Diddy: I'm glad to see you DK! How's your team doing?
Donkey Kong: Well, my team has only won once and we lost five members mostly thanks to Daniel's schemes
Diddy: You gotta be careful with that manipulator that you mentioned
Donkey Kong: I know, If they able to let you join, we can work together to stop him
Diddy: If that happens, I'll try my best to help you, I promise
Duncan: Hey, whatsapp, everyone! Name's Duncan. But I think most of you already know me, since I'm basically a local celebrity around these parts. Yeah, photographers take my picture all the time. It's because of my charm and good luck, and the fact that I live in a big house with tons of security and guard dogs. If I had to pick my best quality, I'd say I'm resourceful. Yeah, I'm pretty quick on my feet. So if you want someone who gets along with everyone and can get things done in one pinch, pick me. I'm everyone you want. Trust me.
Dave: Nice haircut
Duncan: Thanks, that's just mohawk.
Daniel J. D'Arby: I heard you were a contestant on Total Drama, is that correct?
Duncan: Yeah! I only competed for four seasons and I either was a runner up or a winner in the second season. But with this team filled with guys, I'll be fine with this team, that will be wicked if I debuted in this season
Daddy: I think you're rockstar because of your experience participating in challenges more than all of us
Deadpool: What up, motherf***ers! Deadpool here! I'm sure you probably know me as someone who's a superhero, but I really love talking with the people reading this awesome fanfiction! Seriously, I'd like to give credit to whoever wrote this fanfiction.
D-Bot: Anyways, this is Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool. He is known for his tendency to joke incessantly and break the fourth wall for humorous effect.
Deadpool: Yeah, that's right! I also love chimichangas! Speaking of which, where are my chimichangas? I'm starving.
Dio: Well, well, well. Looks like we got a familiar face
Deadpool: Wow, DIO, it's been a while since we saw each other in Total Drama Infinite.
Diona: Excuse me, what's Total Drama Infinite?
Deadpool: Oh, it's a fanfic about Total Drama, but it's a crossover. If you want to check out that fanfiction, type it in a searchbar and find it on fanfiction.com, the creator of BC01's ACE.
Dezmond: That sounds cool. Anyways, I liked your movies, especially with the theme
Deadpool: Cool! Now what team did I end up with, hmmm.... Since Digital Dragons won, I think it will be a dream team for me, I mean there are cool demons, mercenaries and stand users and it's big.
Dezmond: That's great! We heard you have self healing body which allows you to be immune to damages
Declan: Wait a minute, you're the same guy that I went to the public restroom with!
Deadpool: Declan, I remember you, you're a drug distributor in Breaking Bad
Declan: How did you know?
Deadpool: The answer is all around the internet. Anyways, DIO, looks like you haven't sabotaged nor unfairly caused to eliminate any teammates to their places. Are you playing fair?
Dio: As much I love to manipulate and cause mischief to others, but I decided to come in another approach this time. I believe fair play should do the trick
Dave: I mean Dio has played fine all this time
Dezmond: I believe Dio played fair, he aided us to get the Diamond in one time and he made our team win for the first time.
Deadpool: Ok, now I get it, he's playing as a team player like in a dodgeball tournament
Doppio: Yeah, it's going to be great with your ability of yours
Deadpool: I hope that I get picked for this team.
D-Bot: Okay, let's move onto the next veteran.
Dhalsim: Hello, guys. I'm Dhalsim from the Street Fighter games. I'm an Indian mystic who has trained in Yoga so well that I can extend my limbs further than any man alive. I entered the Street Fighter tournament and Nathan's CAE to raise money for my village, and I'm often consulted by many of the other fighters in regards to my spirituality. But yeah, I think it would be kinda fun if I joined this season. I think I'll get it all in a stretch!
Diavolo: Are you sure?
Dhalsim: Yeah, because... I can stretch my limbs? Yeah. I guess everyone heard it.
Deimos: Then show it.
Dhalsim: Sure thing
Dhalsim show off not only his stretch ability, his fire power and levitation as well
Dave: Wow, your moves are handy
Dezmond: Agreed, who's else?
Drakken: Well, well, well, if it isn't the new host of this season. I am Dr. Drakken, archenemy of that stupid teen hero, Kim Possible. And here's everything else about me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVewEox6GBg
What do you think? You'll let me be in this season and you'll also get my shampoo, right?
Daddy: I liked your rap, maybe I can make you do that on my son-in-law
Drakken: Thanks Mr.Dearest! At least someone appreciates the thing I do.
Dezmond: What about someone else's driving incident?
Drakken: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...............
Doofenshmirtz: He isn't the only evil mad doctor here! There is also me, Dr. Doofenshmirtz! My first name is Heinz, but nobody really calls me that that much. I am an evil genius who works at Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. and always had to deal with Perry the Platypus, and I had a bad childhood at Drusselstein. I mean, my parents failed to show up for my birth, I was forced to be a lawn gnome, I was constantly neglected in favor of my younger brother, and I was being disowned and having to live with ocelots. But now I will join this season to make sure none of that happens!
Drakken: Just keep in mind I was eliminated along with this weirdo after we fell off our team's donkey in a donkey race.
Doofenshmirtz: Well, if I don't get a chance to join, then you'll make me join anyway with my Mindwipe-inator, which will control other people's minds, thereby making me join! (laughs evilly) Then again, I haven't tested it yet, so I don't know if it works or not.
D-Bot: I wouldn't do it if I were in your place
Doppio: I thinks he's familiar with Dexter, I believe he would make his inventions to help us win more the challenges in future
Dezmond: He may be handy, we're looking for someone who is dependable, but a reliable member for our team.
Daphne: Jeepers, Daria! It looks like we found D-Bot!
Daria: Whatever, Daphne. I just want to get this over with, since I don't really care.
Daphne: Hello, you must be the host, D-Bot. I am Daphne Blake, a member of the Scooby-Doo Gang, where we solve mysteries about haunted ghosts and expose them as frauds.
Daria: I'm Daria Morgendorffer. I was originally from Highland, but because I couldn't take anymore of those two idiots that sadly also competed in Nathan's Season 2, I moved to a different town and got my own show.
Daphne: Me and Daria were friends, but only for this season. We didn't want to be clones of Amy and Amethyst, but we did get eliminated together.
Daria: Well, I was eliminated in Episode 8, but rejoined, but not really for long.
Dexter: It's the exact same runtime as my sister Dee Dee. Only for her rejoining time though. She was eliminated in Episode 6.
Daria: Whatever.
Daphne: Anyways, Danny Phantom and Dipper may be paranormal fighters, in fact I might think they're better than me because I sometimes get kidnapped by the monsters or constantly trip in various traps, but I can still handle anything scary. Please choose one of us. Or one of them, I don't know.
Daria: It won't matter anyway, because in the amusement park, I did deal with those idiots anyway. It's really a shame.
Deimos: Tell me about it.
Don Ramón: Buenas tardes a todos. Mi nombre es Don Ramón. Definitivamente soy perfecto para esta temporada ya que tengo todo lo que necesitas. Vivo en un lindo vecindario, puedo manejar a cualquiera que sea un idiota, y tengo una convención de anime... ¡que fue destruida por ese estúpido Tommy Wiseau! ¡¿Quiero decir, por qué llegó allí de todos modos?! Oh, lo siento, ya me calmé. Por favor, elíjanme y esta temporada tendrá más visitas en Archive of Our Own. (Good afternoon, everyone. My name is Don Ramon. I am definitely perfect for this season as I got everything you need. I live in a nice neighborhood, I can handle anyone who's an idiot, and I have an anime convention... that was destroyed by that stupid Tommy Wiseau guy! I mean, why did he got there anyway?! Oh, sorry, I'm calmed down now. Please pick me and this season will get more hits on Archive of Our Own.)
D-Bot: About him, since he only speaks Spanish, I will tell you about him. His name is Don Ramon, and he's one of the debuters from Nathan's show. He comes from a Mexican sitcom called El Chavo del Ocho, which is about a little orphan boy and his quirky neighborhood. His greatest aspiration seems to be living an uncomplicated life and to (just barely) make a living doing odd jobs. Yeah, he's the butt-monkey of this show.
Don Ramón: Oiga, ¿a quién llama mono de culo, señor? (Hey, who you calling butt-monkey, mister?!)
D-Bot: Oh, sorry.
Darkness: I remember him, the fans from his anime convention chased the three of us while doing the donut delivery challenge!
Don Ramón: Dios mío. ¡Sois vosotros tres, no puedo olvidar lo que le hicisteis a mí convención! (Oh, my, god. It 's you three, I cannot forget from what you had done to my convention!)
Donkey Kong: Look we're sorry for that, we're just doing for our team
(Darth Vader walks in)
The contestants: Oh my goodness, it's Darth Vader!
Darth Vader: That's right. Who doesn't know me? I'm Darth Vader, the ruler of the Galactic Empire and more famously...
Dezmond: Luke Skywalker's father? Yeah, because everybody knows that now.
Darth Vader: Anyway, no Season 4 would be complete without me, so give me a chance to join this season. I won't want to fire the Death Star on you.
Donut: Oooh, I really want him to be on our team!
Dave: Damn, he's so goddamn popular in pop culture!
Declan: Oh yeah, I saw you in Star Wars movies
Dezmond: Well, we can really work with him, he's really a fit the team, but we're not done seeing all the veterans
D-Bot: Dezmond is right. And last but definitely not least, here's Devin.
Devin: Hello! The winner of Nathan's version is here.
Drake: Wait, Donald Duck actually lost to him?! Why is it not me?!
Devin: I don't know. Maybe because you're fat. Ha, ha! You got owned! (laughs, then Drake punches him in the face) Oh, I'm gonna tell the Announcer about this. Anyways, I competed in Nathan's show because my best friend Carrie was in the last season, and I'm glad I was in the exact same place as her. It's also really great that I'm an aftermath host along with that dice guy. But it would be so much fun if I was in this season. Please let me join this season! I'm sure it will be a good time!
Desmond: Oh yeah, You and Carrie rock as a duo
Devin: Thanks, I'm surprised this team to see a team who hasn't lost more than a member and you guys have the skills, that will be cool to be apart of this team
D-Bot: And that's all the veterans.
Daisy: Wait, where's Damien?
D-Bot: Oh, he's not joining in this debuting ceremony
Devil: Tell us why that Damien guy is not present?
D-Bot: To explain this reason. He's out for drastically good from any alphabet elimination shows because of his...
Diluc: His incident?
D-Bot: Yes, After he join in the ninth episode of Nathan version, He sorta-
Diego Brando: Who the hell is Damien?
D-Bot: Damien is a son of Darkness and he's from-
Darkness: WHAT?!! I don't have a son named Damien!
Deadpool: And I thought Kazuma and her had a honeymoon and a possible wedding arrangement in one of the episodes of Konosuba.
Then everyone else gasped, shocked and surprised
Diona: Whaaaaaaaat?!
Drake: This crusader is a mother already?
Dipper: That Darkness is pregnant?!
Deimos: You gotta be sh***ing me?!
Donut: I didn't know you're married!
Darkness: No, no, no, no, no! It's not really true, he and I are companions, not parents of that child.
Doppio: Oh, I went for a shock for hearing that new that somebody is already had a kid
D-Bot: Let's get back to the topic with Damien. He's from the supernatural horror movie called "The Omen", though his appearance was from the South Park episode of the same name, and he is the prophesied Antichrist and a son of the Satan which Darkness from Ridley Scott's "Legend".
Dezmond: I understand, what's his reason though?
D-Bot: He summoned his father and caused a chaotic havoc of destruction around the set and the contestants had to subdue him in order to restore back to its track. Mr. Rainbow Guy then sent him back to Hell where he belongs. Hopefully he's not back for another one
Devin: Well that's good. That kid was a menace anyway.
D-Bot: Anyways, Digital Dragons, you had 5 minutes to think until it's time to vote any veteran debuters to join your team. Let the countdown begin!
Devil: So, what do you think we should choose?
Daddy: We're obviously not choosing any brats, you know what I mean.
Declan: Don Ramón with it's language barrier, those two sibling rivalry, a teletubby, a baby tiger, an emotion, a monkey, two teenage girls and a buff penguin
Dio: As much I want to have a match with, I saw we should pick the one who is indestructible
Diavolo: Let me guess, our great choices are Deadpool, Darth Vader, Dipper, Drake, Devin, Duncan, Dracula, Dhalsim, Danny and possibly Doofenshmirtz
Daddy: Drakken might show off his rapping skills, but only one can be chosen
Doppio: I think Daisy Duck and Diddy would make one of them happy to be reunited
David (CC): Aww, that's going to be sweet
Dezmond: But guys, we need to a reliable member that is useful in challenges to make our team look a powerhouse
Daniel J. D'Arby: Alright gentlemen, let's discuss!
5 minutes later
D-Bot: Now all members of Digital Dragons voted, let's start the debuting ceremony. D.W, Daniel Tiger, Danny, Daphne, Daria, Dee Dee, Dexter, Dick Dastardly, Diddy, Diego, Dipsy, Disgust, Don Ramón, Dora and Drakken have no votes, they are unable to join.
D.W: What?! But Arthur had joined in season A, but I didn't. That's not fair!
Disgust: Well, If you behaved like your brother, you would have joined this season
Daria: Like I said, I don't care to join this season
Daniel Tiger: Aw
Danny: It's ok, there's always next time
Daphne: Ok, their movies is on something else
Dee Dee: Aw, I really showed show my dancing skills
Dexter: *sigh* I should have said something inspirational.
Dick Dastardly: Drat, drat, and double drat! First, you guys humiliated my name over a dessert and now this! You're going to pay for this!
Diddy: I'll route for you DK!
Diego: Sorry Dora, that you didn't join the game
Dora: It's alright Diego, there's one more chance left for one of us
Dipsy: Uh oh!
Don Ramón: Descansa en pepperonis (Rest in pepperonis)
Drakken: Aw come on! I should have used more material in my rap. You think you're all that, but you're not!
D-Bot: Daisy Duck, Devin, Dhalsim, Dipper, Doofenshmirtz, Dracula, Drake and Duncan, you guys got 1 vote each, it's not enough to join
Daisy Duck: Aw. I'll routing for you Donald!
Devin: Well, at least I tried. Hopefully Dice doesn't mind it that I got a single vote
Duncan: That sucks, I know there's another one, but let's how it goes for the next one?
Dipper: That's unfortunate it, at least I know how it feels to be inside of this season's area
Doofenshmirtz: I really shouldn't have threatened them, maybe I should have encouraged these contestants, that would be interesting.
Dracula: One vote is fine, but I required more than that
Drake: I'll get them next time, I will.
D-Bot: Now, it's down to Deadpool and Darth Vader. Surprisingly, they both are tied at 3 votes each
Deadpool: Ooh, Did you know that the writer of this fanfic had me and Darth Vader as Fortnite skins on his Epic account?
D-Bot: Canonically has one, I don't think it's necessary to fourth wall break for that one
Darth Vader: Is there going to be a revolt or a tie breaker?
D-Bot: We will go with the die breaker, get it? It's a tie breaker with dice. Whoever rules the highest, joins on the Digital Dragons
Both Deadpool and Darth Vader roll the dices and they land on
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Deadpool get 5 and Darth Vader gets 3
Deadpool: YES!
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Curse you bad luck!
D-Bot: Since Deadpool has the highest, he joins the competition
Deadpool: (plays his victory theme) It's showtime!
Deadpool join in the Digital Dragons
Dezmond: Welcome to our team, Deadpool
Deadpool: Yeah! I hope they have chimichangas in Denny's
Dipper: Wait, what about us?
D-Bot: Right, you're going to be spectators for this episode's challenge
Deadpool: Hey D-Bot, what's my first challenge?
D-Bot: Contestants, I need all of you at the dressing room
Daffy: Is it about dramatic acting?
D-Bot: I'll tell you about when you arrive here?
Diego Brando: You're telling us that there's a dressing room at Denny's?!
D-Bot: Definitely, now let's get inside
The contestants and D-Bot goes to the dressing room while the failed veterans wait for them
Daphne: Do you think?
Diddy: Yeah, I feel like it's going to...*sigh* I have DK is going to survive through this kind of humiliation
At the dressing room
Daisy: Wow, this room is filled with dresses. I love it!
David (CC): There's denim jackets, dress shirts, dress pants, duffle coats, driving gloves, dungarees, and they had every clothing that starts with D
Daddy: I had one of those at home, my wife and my daughter had collection of their own
Daffy: Hopefully I prepared for this kind of challenge
Doppio: I don't know, I really have a bad feeling about this
D-Bot: The next challenge is about you to tell is a drag show, but all of you had to make dresses and wear them in front of the ones who failed to join in debuting ceremony
Devil: WHAT?!! Way the go, aubergine man! I thought it was great idea to humiliate Mr Dastardly with a british dessert
Dave: What? That guy had a Moby Dick in his funny name
Deadpool: I really enjoy reliving moments from Total Drama Infinite, but it's not my first time where almost everybody laughed at something like that. Trust me, I'm not the only one here and he was so pissed at the Hell's Kitchen challenge.
Dio: I rather not talk about that moment.
Diego Brando: Do I really have to wear it?! And the Digital Dragons team is filled with men!
D-Bot: Settle down people! Anyways, you guys have two hours before the drag show begins. Not only that, you have to perform dance moves to impress the veterans. Whoever had the better dresses and performance, wins. Now start.
Current Teams:
Digital Dragons: Dezmond - Doppio - Diavolo - Dio - Daniel J. D'Arby - Deimos - Demoman - Daddy - Diluc - Donut - David (CC) - Declan - Dave - Devil - Deadpool
Dynamic Drummers: Donkey Kong - Daisy - Donald - Daffy - Daiya - Darkness - Diona - Dori - Diego Brando - Daniel
Deadpool: Sweet! The update on the current teams are here!
P.O.V. Digital Dragons: Dezmond - Doppio - Diavolo - Dio - Daniel J. D'Arby - Deimos - Demoman - Daddy - Diluc - Donut - David (CC) - Declan - Dave - Devil - Deadpool
Dezmond: Alright team, I know some of you don't like the idea where we the guys had to wear dresses like the internet traps. Does anyone have ideas on what the dresses should look like?
Declan: I don't have one, I'm not a goddamn fashion designer.
Deimos: I know, my friend Sanford told me to that there's a guy who is obsessed with dresses
Deadpool: Oh, that guy had a dress fetish. About the design for the dresses, I suggest what the veterans liked and I have live information and facts I'm going to tell you
A montage where Deadpool explains every opinion on dresses for every veteran later
Deadpool: And that's all the information that you need to know for them
Dave: Holy sh**, you're an ace in the hole, if we manage to make these with our favorites, we can win in no time!
Dezmond: These are great ideas Deadpool, but who's in charge of sewing and fabricating?
Doppio: I would like to volunteer
Diavolo: Doppio, you don't have that kind of skill to do that!
Doppio: It's ok boss, I can try something new, right David?
David (CC): That's right, I'm here to help him
Donut: I would to volunteer as well
Dezmond: I guess I'll go with you as well. Anyways, D'Arby, Dio, Diluc gave us a dancing partner when the drag show starts, the rest of you will bring the materials needed for the dresses and make up products for bonus. I chicken on the internet and they had masquerade markings on their faces.
Deadpool: Yes captain! Let's find some goodies!
Devil: We're looking for clothing material, wacko!
Demoman: Can ya both can pipe it down? We're on the hunt for those things
Daddy: I got the list
Deimos: Nice, time to scout
P.O.V. Dynamic Drummers: Donkey Kong - Daisy - Donald - Daffy - Daiya - Darkness - Diona - Dori - Diego Brando - Daniel
Donkey Kong: Listen up team, we gotta think big about this. How much do you know about drag shows?
Donald: I think it's a performance show where men dress as women. I saw most of them that made me feel embarrassed and funny about it
Dori: To explain what it is, a drag show is a type of entertainment performance where individuals, typically male performers, dress in clothing and adopt exaggerated personas typically associated with the opposite gender and they are often characterized by flamboyant costumes, theatrical makeup, and performances that may include lip-syncing, dancing, comedy, and other forms of entertainment.
Diona: As for me, The Cat's Tails doesn't normally do this, but on rare occasions, drag shows are the perfect excuse to party late into the night, and we all know how much I love a good party. Plus, I could always use the extra cash that comes with a bartending job... About the performer though, they are weirdos
Darkness: I think drag shows are fun, it's like they having the freedom of speech
Daffy: My friend Bugs has worn a lot if feminine costumes, now I have to do the same thing as him and I don't mind roleplaying as a princess. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to fetch a wig, same thing goes to DK and Donny
Daiya: To be honest, I never been to drag shows before, but I heard the show called RuPaul's Drag Race and it says alot about drag culture
Diego Brando: I didn't grow up with this ridiculous show, because it doesn't exist in my time. I really wanted to be excused from this challenge, I don't want to be involved in humiliations and get me started with "Spotted Dick" treatment!
Dori: Look Diego, I know you really don't want to participate in this challenge, but in their policy, it's mandatory for every competitor to participate in challenges.
Diego Brando: Fine! Do you know what you are doing in times like this?
Donkey Kong: Take it easy Diego, I don't want to get anyone in trouble over a challenge given by D-Bot, but let's try our greatest to prove we are a great team
Daniel: Hello there! (he revealed himself wearing a white dress with a long blonde wig and pinkish make up) I must say that task is easily done
Daiya: You're done in one minute?
Daniel: I did predicted the challenge is about drag show related and I figured that why not do the preparations
Donald: Um, how long did you make this dress?
Daniel: I worked on it on middle of night, all of my work on sewing and stitching fabric to be in this beauty
Darkness: Wow, I'm surprised that you are able to make it by yourself, but not that shrine with a decapitated head of a donkey
Diona: Oh Barbados! (barfs)
Diego Brando: You believe D-Bot has planned that challenge where you showed us before Dark Choco got eliminated?
Daniel: I mean, it's anything possible to make
Donkey Kong: Ok, we get it. But your twisted mind is bothering me over your scheming and please don't do something heinous to disturb us any further.
Daniel: Whatever you say team leader. (he left)
Diona: Did he just leave us?
Daffy: I don't think about him, he's already off the rails. By the way, I got the wigs
Donkey Kong: That's great Daffy, what about the dresses?
Dori: I believe you should lead me.
Darkness: Ooh, what kind of dresses are we going to make?
Dori: I'm saying we should make it originated from the Sumeru region with drapery fabric which is made out of cotton, linen, velvet, or sheer fabrics. But I know Daisy has caused a loss, but I may found the additional inspiration
Daisy: Do you believe making dresses to match the shape of my gaurnets will work in their favor?
Dori: Yes, we might use you as a role model for the design for our dresses.
Diona: Ok, what about the girls like me?
Dori: I haven't thought to describe the design for the drag kings, but I guess we can try to alter the size of the skirt part to make it appealing to male appearance. We're also we need chance the hair style
Daiya: Agreed (take off her thin polar hat). Anything else?
Dori: Yeah, you and Diego have stands, right? Then I need you to find some degus and turn it into dinosaurs which amazes the audience with magic and make sure that they don't harm anyone
Diego Brando: I finally got a decent work to do, I'm going to the pet store (he left for the pet store)
Daiya: Wait, for me Diego! (she followed him on his tracks)
Dori: And about the dance moves, I think we can start practicing with the dip, but we need to finish the dresses first
Donkey Kong: She's right, we need to get work on dresses (tries not to laugh) Spotted dick...! (Daisy slaps him)
P.O.V. Digital Dragons: Dezmond - Doppio - Diavolo - Dio - Daniel J. D'Arby - Deimos - Demoman - Daddy - Diluc - Donut - David (CC) - Declan - Dave - Devil - Deadpool
Dezmond: Have you found the materials needed?
Declan: There here
The following scene is filled with clothing material that starts with D
Dezmond: This should work in our favor, in addition to that, I found the light strips in order to surprise them.
Donut: We also took a design description and it looked....delightfull I guess?
Diavolo: Is that a damning hybrid?
Doppio: Yeah. All we got to do is to follow the instructions
Deimos: Sure, I wonder what three of them do with dancing sessions?
Meanwhile, a shadow figure sneak past through the Digital Dragons, then made it outside
Brooklyn T Guy: Especially to... are you the one who ordered those drinks?
???: Yes, with different variations of drinks
Brooklyn T Guy: Good, just let you know that this Denny's look alike had more than 30 temporarily residences living in there and I think you did a favor for them, just like a waitress
???: Yeah, just drop them at the doorstep.
Brooklyn T Guy: Oh, nice decision. (he picks up the drinks one by one onto the doorstep) All done!
???: Thank you sir!
Brooklyn T Guy: Have a good day, miss. (he left of with his delivery truck)
???: Delightfully excellent! ("she" starts to show a plastic bag filled with a mix of dynamite powder and invisible drug powder and a funnel) Time to deliver my next trick.
Back to Digital Dragons
David (CC): *phew* All dresses are done and they look colorful!
Dezmond: Looks like we finished all of them, I wonder what the three of them decided what dance should we pose?
Deimos: Maybe disco?
Dio: We know what kind of dance are we showing off to the veterans
Dezmond: Sounds great! Looks like all we gotta do is to prepare finishing touches with make up and we're done
Deadpool: Don't forget the wigs, these babies are needed.
Demoman: Guys, our drinks are here!
Daddy: Sweet! I'll take a chug down to my throat after I put my drag costume on
Doppio: I hope our hard work pay off
P.O.V. Dynamic Drummers: Donkey Kong - Daisy - Donald - Daffy - Daiya - Darkness - Diona - Dori - Diego Brando - Daniel
The Dynamic Drummer except for Daiya, Diego Brando and Daniel who they are practicing the dip dance in their dresses (the boys wore wigs and the girls had altered their hair to appear shorter)
Dori: Oh yes! Keep going! You're doing great!
Then Daiya and Diego Brando are back with degus
Daiya: We're back!
Dori: Did you bring degus just like I asked?
Diego Brando: Of course, you know my stand, Scary Monsters can turn any living creature into dinosaurs
Dori: Of course. Daiya, when they turned into dinosaurs, I need to use your stand to remove aggressive memories of every degus that you brought.
Daiya: I'll get to work on it.
Diona: How much time left?
Dori: According to the current time remaining, we only have one hour left before the drag show begins.
Diona: Hey Daffy, wanna do a dip spin?
Daffy: Anything for my prince
While they continue practicing the dip dances, Diego Brando turns every degu has brought into dinosaurs and Daiya has start to use her stand, California King Bed to extract every aggressive memory one by one and turning into chess pieces, then the dinofied degus are put in drag dresses uniforms and Diego Brando being the instructor teaches them to perform dip dances
1 hour later
D-Bot: Times up everyone, before the drag show begins. The remaining working crew had assembled the walking podium to let them see the performers
Drakken: I really cannot wait for the drag queens
D.W: I hope I can see them in dresses
Danny: Hey D-Bot, is the walking podium safe?
D-Bot: Of course it is safe, there isn't real danger on that platform
Dexter: I have bad feeling about this
Dee Dee: Don't worry Dexter, I'm sure those performers are alright
D-Bot: Anyway, since the Digital Dragons has won the previous challenge they go first
The Digital Dragons arrived with their custom dresses on, along with wigs and make up and a couple veterans started to laugh at them
Drake: Is that a dirndl dress with Christmas lights that I saw? Ha! They look like bunch of clowns without dignity *laughs evilly*
The Digital Dragons started to do dutch folk dances slowly
Dracula: Is that a Dutch folk dance? I'm starting to enjoying it
Then they started to go faster paste
Dhalsim: Hmm...it appears that they started to put their movements running
Then they are going to start to go even faster
Daisy Duck: Woah! Look at that speed!
Danny: They are going faster for each step!
Then they go faster, faster, faster, faster,faster, faster, faster, faster, fasterfasterfasterfasterfasterfasterfasterfaster until they... hear ticking noise
Diego: Excuse me D-Bot, what's with that sound?
D-Bot: Guys, we better get away from the upcoming blast!
Daniel J. D'Arby: Upcoming, what?!
Then the Digital Dragons except for Daniel J. D'Arby got their diarrhea exploded and flown and hit on the ceiling (some of them are stuck with their heads) while the half of the veterans laughed
Drakken: *laughs* That's what I call comedy!
Disgust: That's disgusting!
Deimos: MY ASS!
Demoman: *screams in pain* MY BUTTHOLE!
Dio: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!
Daniel J. D'Arby: I believe somebody had spike our drinks in order to sabotage not only in performance, but to our dresses as well
Dick Dastardly: Ha! That's what you get with that dessert named after me from a couple hours ago!
Dipper: Hey D-Bot, I can investigate this incident, this must be very wrong with the drinks and how D'Arby dodge that?
D-Bot: Sure, that would be helpful to put reasoning in cause of elimination. As for Daniel J. D'Arby was lucky to pick the one drink who wasn't sabotaged because of his luck.
Daniel J. D'Arby: Whoever they did to us, I'll make sure he or she will be for the damages.
Deadpool: Good news is that the walking platform is fine. Bad news is Donut died, I can sense jam
Daniel Tiger: Can I try it?
Disgust: No! That's his blood!
Dave: I really should have bought a pack of women underwear earlier on those dresses
D-Bot: Again, Donut will be recovered in the next episode. Anyways, it's time for Dynamic Drummers to turn.
The Dynamic Drummers arrived with prepared drag dresses costumes who are mix of Mushroom Kingdom and Sumeru style with colorful wigs and make up
Daphne: Ooh, they look pretty
Daisy Duck: I can see Donald dressed like a woman
Diddy: And DK looks like a grandma
Darth Vader: It better not be another freak out or embarrassing moments
Don Ramón: Parecía que vivían en un mundo de fantasía en el anime (They looked like they lived in a fantasy world in anime)
Dora: I agree with Don Ramón, I can feel like they look like in fairy tales
D-Bot: You can start performing
The Dynamic Drummer started to do dip style dances. Donkey Kong and Darkness does a simple dip , Diona and Daffy does a double dip, Daisy and Donald does Dip 'n Sway ,
Dori and Daniel do Spin dip, Daiya and Diego Brando do Backstabber dip.
Dee Dee: Cool dance moves
Daria: Ok, that looks good.
Dhalsim: That's impressive
Diddy: You're doing great DK!
Daisy Duck: Same thing goes to Donald!
Devin: Keep it going with these dance moves!
Then the dinofied degus come to play the rest by doing not only in dip dances, but the other dances that starts with D going around the member of Dynamic Drummers
Diego: Are those mini dinosaurs?! That's so cool!
Dora: And they're definitely cute and adorable!
Dracula: I'm surprised you managed to tame it with this time limit and they still keep going
Doofenshmirtz: I'm going to sent it to Perry the Platypus if he likes the post or not
Daphne: Same thing with my friends
Duncan: And I feel like that I wanted to make fun out for someone dress in dresses for the guys
Daisy Duck: And they dance like a couple, how delightful!
30 minutes later
D-Bot: It looks like the Dynamic Drummers has won the challenge for their dazzling dresses and their dances as well
Daniel: (My antic trick really works, I wonder what next schemes I'll pull next for this team?)
Donkey Kong: Alright! Our second ever win for this team!
Donald: Oh yes! We won again!
Daisy: Thanks to Dori, we won because of her!
Dori: I'm glad my guide helped you out
Daffy: Let's keep doing like this and we can surpass them
D-Bot: I'm sorry to say this, but The Digital Dragons are up for elimination for the second time
Diavolo: Help...me!
Deimos: I really need to stiched up on my ass
Doppio: I hope Donut will be recovered soon
D-Bot: Anyways, the Dynamic Drummers are up for elimination again and it ends the Drag show episode. Who do you think will be eliminated in the next episode ? Find out in the next episode of A.C.E and bye for now!
Dave: Spotted di-- (Dick Dastardly kicks him in the groin)
AT THE APARTMENT COMPLEX
Albedo: Now the episode is done, what do you think?
Custard: Wow, neither of the cookies survived. That's a shame.
Aviva: Ok, this episode is all about a drag show and I liked the part where those cute little dinosaurs dancing in dips
Arnold Shortman: I kinda find it adorable while they dancing
Brock Samson: Well, the challenge was about to make dresses and then show it off as in the drag show while they dancing
Celestia: Hmm.. I like the dresses on the Digital Dragons, but they have been explored into diarrhea mess
Coiny: Ok, that diarrhea part was gross and one of us laughed over this scene
Charles: Who exactly was the girl who was with Brooklyn T. Guy?
Badger: Who knows? I gotta admit that part was so funny, but I'm glad Deadpool joins the competition
Captain America: I hope he does well in this season
Chun-Li: That was unfortunate that Dhalsim didn't join
Bill: At least Dipper didn't joined, I can forget what his granduncle has done to me
Arthur: I'm glad my sister D.W didn't join the game, his behavior annoys everyone!
Courtney: That's unfortunate that Duncan didn't join the game
Carrie: Same thing goes to Devin
Ahsoka: Darth Vader was so close to join this season
Crash: By the way, what's with Daniel's demonic shrine with the head of a donkey?
Amethyst: I don't know, he's starting to becoming a villian role just like this guy (points at Alejandro)
Anya: Do you think that guy is making mischief?
Amy: I think so, he's starting to be more of a manipulator than a helper on his team
Almond: He made a close call when he was in the bottom two with Dark Choco Cookie. After than he managed to get rid of the cookies because of his scheming
Brian Griffin: Wow, that shrugs
Balloon: What about Beavis and Butt-Head?
Albedo: About that
Then the flash back plays where the apartmenters are watching the part where Dick Dastardly introduced himself in debuting ceremony
Captain Caveman: I know him, he always cheats on races
Bojack: I'll just call him "Moby Dick"
Then they heard Dave saying "Spotted Dick"
Baelz: Holy cow! Did he just call him Spotted Dick?!
...
Calliope: Yeah, he really said
Affogato: Ooh, this is going to be a fun one.
...
Then almost everyone started to laugh at it while Beavis and Butt-Head laughed the hardest:
Abbacchio: Wait, why are almost all of you laughing?!
Affogato: You haven't heard of "Spotted Dick"
Bucciarati: It's a british dessert Abbacchio and all of them almost have dirty minds
Akane: *giggle* Spotted Dick!
Amelia: Spotted Dick *hic* *giggle*
Annie: Damn right! Spotted Dick! *laughs*
Apple: Yeah! Spotted Dick!
Ash Williams: Oh my god! Spotted Dick *laughs*
Ace: *laughs* Spotted Dick!
Ami: I agree! Hahahahaha!
Blocky: Ha ha ha! Spotted Dick!
Bull: Hehe! Spotted Dick on your face!
Bojack: Damn! Spotted Dick! That's a good one!
Bendy: It's so funny, right Boris?!
Bonnie: *giggle* That dessert looks delicious by the way
Bart: Hahahaha! Spotted Dick!
Bennett: *giggle* I really can't hold it! *laughs*
Bugs: *laughs* I like to my pal Daffy laughing like this
Balloon: *laugh* Spotted What?! Hahaha!
Coiny: Spotted-! *laughs*
Cioccolata: Spotted Dick!
Claptrap: *laughs* A Spotted Dick!
Cheesy: Spotted What?! *knee slap, laughs*
Cagney: The Spotted Dick! *laugh*
Cody: *chuckles* Spotted Dick
Chef Pee Pee: Oh my god, Spotted Dick! *laughs* This is the funniest thing I heard of! That thing should get its own TV show! *laughs*
Conker: *chuckle* Spotted Dick
Chara: S P O T T E D D I C K ! !
Abbacchio: Just why is everyone laughing over this! Albedo?
Albedo: *chuckle* Sorry that humor made me laugh
Cloudy: I like that kind of comedy *laughs*
Then all of the sudden
Beavis and Butt-Head: SPOTTED DICK!!!!
Almost literally everyone laughs again, this time hit harder
Beavis and Butt-Head: SPOTTED DICK!!!! SPOTTED DICK!!!! SPOTTED DICK!!!! SPOTTED DICK!!!! SPOTTED DICK!!!! SPOTTED DICK!!!! SPOTTED DICK!!!! SPOTTED DICK!!!!
Baldi: Dear Lord Math, both Beavis and Butt-Head went crazy with that sentance!
A loads of moments later
Beavis and Butt-Head: DIARRHEA!!! DRESSES IN GUYS!!! SPOTTED DICK!!!! DIARRHEA!!! DRESSES IN GUYS!!! SPOTTED DICK!!!! DIARRHEA!!! DRESSES IN GUYS!!! SPOTTED DICK!!!! DIARRHEA!!! DRESSES IN GUYS!!! SPOTTED DICK!!!! DIARRHEA!!! DRESSES IN GUYS!!! SPOTTED DICK!!!! DIARRHEA!!! DRESSES IN GUYS!!DIARRHEA!!! DRESSES IN GUYS!!! SPOTTED DICK!!!! ! SPOTTED DICK!!!! DIARRHEA!!! DRESSES IN GUYS!!! SPOTTED DICK!!!! DIARRHEA!!! DRESSES IN GUYS!!! SPOTTED DICK!!!! DIARRHEA!!! DRESSES IN GUYS!!! SPOTTED DICK!!!!
Then both of their heads exploded
Chuck: What the hell did I just watch?!
Aoi: Their heads got exploded after we saw that "scene"
Big Bird: That scared me!
Cookie Monster: Me too!
Arnold Perlstein: (opens) Could you please keep it down?! I'm trying to have my peace and quiet! (slams the door)
Blanka: Wow, that came outta nowhere.
Flash back ends
Chris Griffin: Oh yeah, I though Spotted Dick had something to do with Morgan Freeman
Brian Griffin: Chris, you said that already. I can't believe the half of us laughed over that kind of scene
Annie Einstein: I'm glad I was in the apartment complex to watch this episode. I'm sure the Announcer, Flain, and Onion did not find that funny. How on Earth did you get the whole arcade park and amusement park, as well as the Season 16 and possibly the future contestants to laugh at this one line??
Bart: Well, I just used 15 of Adam's sisters' megaphones in one end-to-end, and made the amplifications louder.
Adam: Wait, what?
Angela: (enters the TV room) Adam, have you seen my-- (gasps) Hey, give me back my megaphones!
Bart: I'm outta here! (Angela chases after Bart)
Angelica: Yeah, Bart caused a lot of destruction thanks to this one line. Thank God the TV didn't break.
Albedo: Yeah, this TV can't be destroyed. It's made out of special parts that prevent it from being destroyed.
Annie: I gotta say, the sh**** diarrhea part was really funny
Albedo: Well, these died of laughter and don't worry they will be recovered by a recovery machine. I can't believe I got myself into laughter over a certain dessert's name, I really should let it of the dirty thoughts. I hope the next episode is normal. Seriously everyone, enough with the laughter for now. I really should go for a rest. (wheezes) Spotted dick...!
(everyone continues laughing until the Bumble roars at everyone)
Everyone: Sorry!
Chapter 10: DodgeBrawl!
Chapter Text
At dawn after the challenge
Doppio: I must thank your friend to take care of our injuries from the drag performance
Demoman: It was no problem, I'm glad Scout sent out Medic came fast.
Deimos: Yeah, that was quick heal process, like taking a booster
Demoman: But seriously, who spiked my booze? I can't be one of us, right?
Devil: Hell no! Why I would drug my whole team?
Donut: I don't think one of us, I bet the other team had something to do with sabotage
Deimos: Hey Donut, your recovery machine works well
Donut: Yes, it was put in the dormitories. So who lost the previous challenge?
Deimos: It's ours and it was filled with the diarrhea dumps over the place and blown out with jelly
Donut: Darn, I never expected to die like that
Dave: So, who are we going to pick the tail of the donkey on?
Doppio: Do you mean who we should vote for? I never thought of it
Devil: Are we supposed to go to the elimination? I wanted to get this through already
Daddy: We're getting in a moment, Dezmond, Dio and Diluc said they changing their uniforms, D'Arby is with Dipper and Declan is nowhere to be seen after the incident
Demond: Don't you think he's
Devil: He must have drugged us! Hey Deadpool, you said Declan was a Drug Contributor, he must have drugs in them!
Deadpool: He was, but I don't believe Declan had carried his product to this place. I mean, why would you want dring high stuff into Denny's, unless someone wanted high in there while in 80's
Diavolo: Are you sure about that? He probably forget something or he just went to the restroom
David (CC): But that damage is huge and made them laugh while we're hurt
Deimos: I get it that it's not cool, especially how much my ass hurt, I felt like that we had taken powerful laxatives
Diavolo: I almost died couple hours ago, otherwise, I'll be for another round of unexpected deaths
Donut: Wait, what do you mean the round of unexpected deaths?
Daniel J. D'Arby: I have returned, it seems to be a couple absent team members. No matter, they'll know the time it is.
Demoman: Alright, let's go to the elimination
Meanwhile at the outside
While Daniel is disposing his evident onto a dumpster, he spotted a hellish boy
Daniel: Hello kid, are you lost?
Damien: Certainly not. Pardon me, I forgot to introduce myself. It is I, Damien Thorn, the son of Satan as the prince of darkness!
Daniel: Wow, I'm really surprised to see you Damien
Damien: Indeed you are, I saw your performance and it went awesome! I loved you had taken the illegal substances and mixed it with dynamite powder, then spiked it into their drinks for the opposite team of yours.
Daniel: I'm glad my work satisfies you. Is there something you need?
Damien: Yes, since you caused a death for one of the members in Digital Dragons, how about we can carry that desire and transmit more to them.
Daniel: I live that idea, but the next might be hard to plan, since there are cameras placed as surveillance and I had to take down one of them to commit this antic without getting caught. I rather not take more risks.
Damien: How about I will help you with that situation (gives a spell card to him) Take this, this will come in handy in the next contest, use it on one or a group of objects and it will go invisible devilish without ever seeing it coming. It will target anyone except the user which you'll be immune to.
Daniel: That's great, my way for one million dollars and taking over that apartament complex will go more smoother
Damien: One million dollars and an apartment complex, I really wanted to take it over, but they didn't let me in for the debut arrangement! I wanted to make this deal. If you can take out the ones who made mockery of me, I will do whatever you desire after that competition is over. On top of that, I'll help you to get to the finale without getting the boot and I know you had your own plans to take over the apartament complex, just like you did in that camp. But, I have loads of supplies of surprises to give you even if I'm not here. It will be worth it. Do you accept it?
Daniel: Oh yes, this makes my job easier.
Damien: Delightful. You'll be assisting me to sneak to the shrine you built, you must have built something to made me hidden from those bastards who gave me pity of me
Daniel: Sure thing, This is just the beginning of our new duo alliance
Then Daniel pull out a double bag and Damien jump in, then he closes it
Daniel: Don't worry, it had air holes in order to take breaths
Then Daniel goes back inside of Denny's and saw the failed veteran debuters are enjoying dinner
Daniel: Are you supposed to be leaving by now and what are you doing? You're not back at your homeworlds.
Diego: Oh, we're just having dinner at Denny's
Dracula: It was sweet treats in the menu
Daphne: I wonder who's the chef in this place
Darth Vader: This diner meatloaf is so delicious, this should be added as the new cantine meal for my troops
Disgust: At least Riley's favorite dessert is available, it's way much better than seeing loads of explosive diarrhea everywhere
While they are talking, the dinofied degus are still performing and it entertained them
Dee Dee: Do it again! Do it again!
The dinofied degus are yet impressed the crowd around them
Diego Brando: This spectacle makes me impressed
Daiya: Thanks to Dori's clever thinking, I feel like I have a set of chess pieces for one player, plus extra pieces. Do you mind playing danish gambit
Diego Brando: I would like it to play it, let's see who has gets to beat this round first
Diddy: Hey DK, I'm so happy that your team won.
Donkey Kong: Yeah, it was thanks to Dori for helping choosing the ideas
Daisy Duck: I hope your team can recover from a long losing streak and I feel sorry how that cultist made you
Donald: It's alright, I'm glad no one laughed at my team's performance, except for Drakken
Drakken: Hey, I still find it funny
Dracula: I wish Dori was a team leader. I hope you have good luck in the prize ceremony
Daisy: We will
Then Dipper came with worried expression and he was breathing fast
Dipper: *panting* Guys, is there something wrong with this place?
Dhalsim: Just take a deep breath and explain the situation
Dipper: *takes a deep breath and exhales* Ok, there's something really dark in that room. Please follow me and I'll show it to you, it's not a joke I promise that
Daphne: Alright, It better not be another pranks, just like I saw in the previous challenge
Daria: Fine, I'll go
Doofenshmirtz : I wonder what kind of room that Dipper has mentioned
Daffy: Just let you know, I wouldn't recommend going in there if I were you
Diona: Yeah, once you see that room, you'll be scared of that. It gave me nightmares.
Donkey Kong: Anyways, my team is going to the prize room, I hope you and the other are doing fine once you made back to the aftermath peanut gallery
Danny: Bye! We will see you at next debuting ceremony
Damien: *whispers to Daniel* F***! they went to your shrine, what are you going to do?
Daniel: Don't worry about it they went for a trip to Djibouti
Damien: *whisper* Yes, they would love to great those civilians
At prize room
D-Bot: Hello Dynamic Drummers, congrats on winning for the second time. It's time for prize voting. Who are you going to choose?
At the voting booth, Donkey Kong, Daisy, Donald, Daffy, Daiya, Darkness, Diona, Dori, Diego Brando and Daniel wrote names on sheet of paper and place it onto ballet box
D-Bot: After reading the votes, it turns out Dori wins the prize for being a great lead for her team. She gets tickets for Dreamstate concert and a win-token
Dori: I must thank you for that prize.
Diona: Excuse me, what's Dreamstate concert?
Dori: Dreamstate is an electronic dance music festival that focuses on trance music. The festival takes place in various locations around the world, including the United States and Europe.
Daffy: Sweet! We're going for that one
Donkey Kong: I hope they have drums to feel the beat
At the elimination room
Daitomodachi: Well, well, well, who's back again.
Diluc: Unfortunately, it was us
Daitomodachi: That's right. The Digital Dragons are up for elimination again.
Deadpool: Hey, it's Dai! The guy who made Dragon Ball Gohan Verse and K.W.C series
Daitomodachi: And you're Deadpool, congrats for joining the competition, but it sucks that your team lost. Anyways, do you know how eliminations work?
Deadpool: I know how it works, it's just a similar voting system in Total Drama and Survivor instead of the choice of the host. And I know how to use tokens in this competitions
Daitomodachi: Ok, no explanations needed. Anyways, you know what to do
At the voting booth, Dezmond, Doppio, Diavolo, Dio, Daniel J. D'Arby, Deimos, Demoman, Daddy, Diluc, Donut, David (CC), Declan, Dave, Devil and Deadpool wrote names on sheet of paper and place it onto ballet box
Daitomodachi: Now the votes are casted, let's begin with the elimination. Dezmond, Dio, D'Arby, Demoman and Diluc, would you like to use any tokens for this elimination?
Dezmond: Again, nope, I'm fine
Dio: I'll keep it
Daniel J. D'Arby: No thanks
Demoman: Nah!
Diluc: I rather not using it
Daitomodachi: Okay then. No one uses tokens this time. Anyways, we got duff beers as prizes and there are 14 of them which represent the safety for this elimination, but if you don't, you're out of the competition.
Demoman: Is it also drugged?
Daitomodachi: Nah, none of them were spiked
Demoman: *phew*
Daitomodachi: Let's begin with the elimination, shall we?
Daki: The vote reveals time! (opens the vote ballot box and pulls out the first vote) A vote for Declan
Declan feels nerves on his head
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Declan
Daki: (pulls out the second vote) A vote for Dave
Dave got spooked for a moment
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Declan and one vote for Dave
Daki: (pulls out the another vote) A vote for Devil
Devil raises his eyebrows
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Declan, one vote for Devil and one vote for Dave
Daki: (pulls out the another vote) A vote for Declan
Declan felt abnormal
Daitomodachi: That's two vote for Declan, one vote for Devil and one vote for Dave
Daki: (pulls out the another vote) A vote for Devil
Devil starts to get pissed
Daitomodachi: That's two vote for Declan, two vote for Devil and one vote for Dave
Daki: (pulls out the another vote) A vote for Dave
Dave gets a feeling of annoyance
Daitomodachi: That's two vote for Declan, two vote for Devil and two vote for Dave
Deadpool: Ooh, I can tell that it's not a regular elimination. By the way, for those are vote, tell them their reason why are voted for
Daitomodachi: These three have been voted for some reason. Declan, you're teammates accuses you for drugging your own teammates to screw up the performance which that causes the cost your team's chances of winning
Daki: It's like they dumped dynamite.
Declan: What?! I swear to god damn god that I didn't drug my own team!
Devil: You're a Drug Contributor, you lead to this mess
Daitomodachi: Speaking of the Devil, his reason was voted because of his behavior was a bit annoyance to your teammates
Devil: WHAT?! I will shove my trident deep into your butts!
Dezmond: I won't tolerate death threats well
Daitomodachi: As for Dave, Oh boy, you almost made everyone laugh at that joke about one of the veterans which is so damn good enough to cause mass destruction of glass properties in the Arcade Park and the Amusement Park. I'm surprised none of this was mentioned him for going onto hooked up prostitution with robot foxes and killed kids
Deadpool: Just like William Afton in Five Nights at Freddy's!
Daki: *laughs* Spotted Dick! Hahahahahahahaha!
Daitomodachi: She can't get over it, can't she?
Demoman: Man, I didn't know you have a fox fetish, Dave
David (CC): Dave's a serial child murder?!
Deimos: I know I killed a f***ing ton of grunts who tried to kill me, but that is messed up, man
Demoman: Me too
Dave: Seriously guys, I haven't murdered anyone during this competition and besides, I did nothing for this team
Diluc: You heard from Dio, this isn't the first that joke was introduced and I almost died of laughter because of you
Dave: What are you blaming for? Like I said, I didn't do wrong, I promise, once I'm safe, this will prove me that I didn't do it wrong.
Donut: You will see about that, murder!
Daitomodachi: Enough with chit chat, let's continue the elimination. Those with no votes are safe, which are Dezmond, Diavolo, Doppio, Dio, D'Arby, Demoman, Donut, David (CC), Diluc, Deadpool, Daddy Dearest and Deimos. You guys get Duff beers.
Demoman: Wahoo!
Daitomodachi: Only one can be saved from this elimination.
Dave: Does that mean?
Daitomodachi: Yep, IT'S A DOUBLE ELIMINATION
Digital Dragons: WHAT?!
Daitomodachi: When I said there's going to be 14 Duff beers? It turns out to be a lie, I actually have 13 Duff beers instead.
Deadpool: Wow, what a twist, right guys?
Couple of them nodded
Daitomodachi: The contestant safe with 2 votes is............
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Devil!
Devil: Yes! You really though you can take down the Devil, didn't ya
Daitomodachi: Dave with 3 votes and Declan with 10 votes, both of you are eliminated
Declan: That sucks, whoever put the blame on me, I'm going to hire a hitman to kill that bastard
Dave: Hey! No fair man, I haven't don't anything to screw up this team
Dezmond: Declan, most of most believe you had to do with that antic with that "product" of yours and you thought that makes us perform well, in reality, it backfire at us
Declan: Wait! I didn't do that, I swear to god, It hasn't done anything to do with that!
Daddy: If you didn't do it, then who?
Declan: I don't have a clue who that guy is!
Dezmond: And you Dave, I thought that dirty joke you made on one of the veterans was good until I find out that you caused a massive destruction mess filled with glass shards, the crew members had to install glass panels quickly after giggling madness
Dave: I had to do a giggling plot and Dick Dastardly's name made a perfect opportunity to made it to do it
David (CC): Your lucky that you didn't killed anyone since the competition that started, even more miracle that you didn't try to kill any children while we're out delivering donuts at daycare
Dave: Ok, ok, I only killed couple of them alright, I had to do to it, Dr. Henry Miller made me do this
Devil: Hold on? That guy made you kill those innocent children? That's one of the hell up things you did. I only steal souls who lost the bet at my casino with contracts in them
Daniel J. D'Arby: You said, you stole souls when lost at the bets. Hmm... you and I have similar traits between us. As for Dave, you were a decent player, but if only made a different choice, you would have had a different fate.
Dave: Maybe I should have brought more optimism for this.
Deadpool: Don't feel down yet, there's going to be rejoin ceremony in the eleventh episode
Dave: Oh really?
Deadpool: Just couple of more eliminated contestants and that will happened
Daitomodachi: Anyways, did both of you have the last words before I sent you guys to your homes?
Declan: Well, that's all my time here. So, good luck everyone
Dave: Don't worry, I will always come back to this. I always come back.
Deadpool: That's what William Afton says
Then Daitomodachi teleports Declan and Dave back to their homeworlds
Devil: Good riddance for that drug distributor! That's what we get for screwing up our team. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to try out for that beer, and it better contain his "product" in it
David (CC): I can't believe there's a child murderer in our team
Dezmond: It's alright David, I know you love kids, but we're glad that he didn't kill any innocent contestants. He's out for now. Just do our best, alright?
David (CC): Yeah, I can't forget what I heard from Dai
Daitomachi: Now the elimination is over, good luck in the next contest
Back at the dining room where both teams meet again
Diego Brando: Who's eliminated this time
Doppio: It was Declan and Dave, my team believe there had reckless reasons from the previous challenge
Diona: I thought one person will get eliminated at the time
Deadpool: It was a double elimination this time, I think the competition had changed the settings
Daffy: Wait, where 's going to be double elimination from now on?
Diavolo: Probably and where's D-Bot?
Donald: We tried to find him but he's nowhere to be seen
Then D-Bot arrives
D-Bot: I wonder where did the failed veteran debuters go?
Diluc: D-Bot, can you inform us what the next contest is?
D-Bot: We're going to the Dodgeball Court and Daniel is already in there.
Deadpool: Ooh. Are we going to have challenge based on Dodgeball
Doppio: Wait, Deadpool, you predicted this challenge, didn't you?
D-Bot: Since Deadpool has predicted the next challenge, yes, it's a dodgeball game
Darkness: That's amazing, I always want to know how dodgeball works
Daffy: This challenge again?
Donald: I have played dodgeball trice, but this is the third time we're playing this challenge
Daiya: Tell me about your experiences in dodgeball, I'm curious to know
D-Bot: Well get to that later, now we're going walk a decent length walk to Dodgeball Court
At the Dodgeball Court
Daniel while carrying Damien in doubled bag arrived after the prize ceremony
Daniel: Here we are, the Dodgeball Court
Damien: (gets out of the doubled bag) Ah, free from this bag for now. Since this challenge is about Dodgeball, I think it's a great opportunity to use the spell card that I gave it to you.
Daniel: Agreed, where should we use it? (then he saw a rack of dodgeball guns) Perfect! (uses the spell card on the rack itself, then it was spreaded to dodgeball guns)
Damien: Oh, you decided to use it on the rack.
Daniel: Yes, this host had an idea to turn old challenges into new perspectives. Nice plot you have there, D-Bot.
Damien: Nice plan, I think it's time for me to hide in another area (takes a double bag) and you need to find your team soon as possible (starts to hide behind the closet equipment)
Then D-Bot and the rest contestants have arrived
D-Bot: Wow Daniel, you seem to be prepared for this challenge
Daniel: Of course
D-Bot: Now all of you are here, I'll explain the objective which is to eliminate players from the opposing team by hitting them with thrown balls. The game has a set of rules that govern gameplay and ensure fair and safe competition. First of all, you cannot use your superpowers, instead use these dodgeball guns (then toss the dodgeball guns to the contestants). Second, you must try to throw the ball at opponents on the opposing team. They can only throw the ball from their side of the court, and they must stay within the boundaries of their side. Third, a player is considered "out" if they are hit by a thrown ball and it makes direct contact with their body, however if a player catches a thrown ball before it touches the ground, the thrower is out, and the catching team can bring back one of their previously eliminated players and lastly, you need to knock out all of the members before the time runs out. Whoever has the most members on their team remaining wins. You have five minutes to complete and go!
Remaining Teams:
Digital Dragons: Dezmond - Doppio - Diavolo - Dio - Daniel J. D'Arby - Deimos - Demoman - Daddy - Diluc - Donut - David (CC) - Devil - Deadpool
Dynamic Drummers: Donkey Kong - Daisy - Donald - Daffy - Daiya - Darkness - Diona - Dori - Diego Brando - Daniel
The contestants stand on their side of boundary while carrying dodgeball guns
Deadpool: Sweet! We got a dodgeball blaster! So, which member should we shoot?
Deimos: Just pick any, we have large number than the other
Donkey Kong: Hey Dori, do you have any strategies?
Dori: Yes, We should- (get his with dodgeball) I'll tell you when If any of you catches the dodgeball
D-Bot: Dori is out
Diona: Well, that was unexpected- Huh? (dodge the dodgeball) Hey! Take that! (aims at Demoman and shoots the dodgeball from dodgeball gun)
Demoman: *dodges* Huh? Take this lad! (aims at Diona and shoots the dodgeball from dodgeball gun)
Diona: (catches it) Take that drunkard!
Demoman: Aw
D-Bot: Demoman is out
Daniel: Take this! (aims at Donut and shoots the dodgeball from dodgeball gun)
Donut: Woah! (gets hit with Dodgeball and blown up)
D-Bot: Donut is out
Deadpool: Oooooooh, let's turn on the death counter for that (starts to shot with his dodgeball blaster)
The first round of shoots were mostly normal ones and few of them are different
Daffy: What really happened to these dodgeballs?!
Daiya: I have no idea, but D-Bot said that no one should use superpowers, but these dodgeball guns have superpowers
Donald: Did D-Bot plan this?
Daisy: I have no idea what they are thinking though
Diona: Maybe the staff had mess them up, but that's way too powerful
Diego Brando: I thought we supposed to throw dodgeballs with hands
Deadpool: Wahoo! This is so much fun!
David (CC): It may look fun, we had to focus taking out the opponents as much as possible
Daddy: Let's take an aim at DK, he's a bigger threat than the rest of us
Dio: Don't worry fellow teammates, I DIO got this.
They continue to fire dodgeballs at each other until...
Daddy: (fires a soccer ball) A soccer ball
Daniel: (fires a basketball) *thinking* (So, the effects start taking the effects, I wonder how long it lasts)
Diona: (fires a baseball) What the heck? What kind of blasters are they, honestly it feels heavy
Darkness: This is getting intense from here (fires a dodgeball, but it lanches quickly with flames)
Diavolo: Huh? (gets hit with this dodgeball at his groin and it hits him so hard that he lays down dying) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Doppio: Boss?!! What is going on?!!
Deimos: Just keep shooting, it can't be that hard, doesn't it?
More firing shoots, but some of the dodgeballs start to form spikes
Donald: (dodges the spikey dodgeball) Yikes!
Daffy: (fires a dodgeball, but it turns out to be an explosive like a dynamite) I hope you like some explosives
Then it explodes in mid air next couple of members of Digital Dragons and knocks it down with soundbooms
D-Bot: Daddy Dearest, Deimos, Devil and Doppio are out
Daisy: Woah, Daffy, I think these blasters are filled with magic (gets hit with dodgeball at her face)
D-Bot: That hurts, but Daisy is out
Diona: Alright we're ahead!
Diego Brando: It looks like we can win this!
Daniel: (fires a dodgeball) I hope you dodge this
David (CC): (dodges it) *phew* that was so close (then it hits from behind) Ouch! That hurt!
D-Bot: David is out
Dio: Why won't you get out with my blaster!
Donkey Kong: Same thing to you!
Daiya: Wait, the walls are starting to get damage
Donald: What?! Change of plans! We're going to target DIO!
Then the remaining Dynamic Drummers on the court fires dodgeballs at DIO, but he dodges it every shot
Dio: Now!
The remaining Digital Dragons quickly fires at some member of Dynamic Drummers
Donald: (get hit at his stomach) Ouch!
Daffy: (gets hit on his head) Ouie!
Daiya: (gets hit at her left leg) Darn
Darkness (get hit at her chest) My oppai!
Diona: What?! (get hit on her right arm) Where'd that come from!?
D-Bot: It looks like Donald, Daffy, Daiya, Darkness and Diona are out
Donkey Kong: Oh no, almost entire of my team got out, it's only down to me, Diego and Daniel
Daniel: Hmm... how about this (fire the dodgeball at 45°)
Dazmond: (busy aiming at DK, but got hit on his head and it caused him to faint) Keep...going!
Deadpool: Woah! It looks like our team leader got a concussion!
Diluc: Just keep aiming at the opposite team, we can't afford to lose members at this point
Daniel J. D'Arby: We only got half of a minute, as long we didn't lose a member on this match, our team should win (dodges a dodgeball)
Daniel: Only couple of them and we should win
Diego Brando: (keeps firing at random members of Digital Dragons) Get down already!
Donkey Kong: Don't give up the fight!
Deadpool: Huh? (then he performs acrobatics while dodging dodgeballs launched by Diego Brando) Tada! Impressive, right?
Diego Brando: What?!
D-Bot: Ten seconds left
They still shooting dodgeballs at each other which wasted 5 seconds
D-Bot: 5
Diluc: (dodges the dodgeball) Just couple seconds and we're done
D-Bot: 4
Deadpool: (fires a dodgeball) Fire in a hole!
D-Bot: 3
Diego Brando: I'm going to this for my team's sake! (fire a dodgeball)
D-Bot: 2
The Dodgeball landed next to Diluc and it turns out to be flat
D-Bot: 1
Diego Brando: What?!! (gets hit with a dodgeball on his neck) GAH!
D-Bot: Times up. Let's see how many members remain
The remaining contestants
Digital Dragons: Dio - Daniel J. D'Arby - Diluc - Deadpool
Dynamic Drummers: Donkey Kong - Daniel
D-Bot: It turns out the Digital Dragons have won. I'm to say this but, the Dynamic Drummers are up for elimination
Daniel: That's unfortunate it, but I had fun
Deadpool: I must thank D-Bot for letting us using these blasters, that was dazzling of him
D-Bot: No problem, I was expecting it to be normal dodgeball guns, but it feels dankie and radical. I think the crew members got the wrong equipment, but it's fine
Dio: I must admit those blaster are quite effective that we didn't need to use our superpowers after all
D-Bot: Great, now for those who are knocked out aside from Donut. (looks at the knocked out contestants) That's deeply harsh
Daniel J. D'Arby: Mind investigate the equipment with Dipper
D-Bot: Even though Dipper is not a contestant, but sure
Diluc: I heard that you had been investigating him for a while and what's this all about?
Daniel J. D'Arby: It's about a certain demonic spiritual shrine with a hanging decapitated donkey head
Diluc: Oh really, who went there?
Daniel J. D'Arby: First it was the entire team of Dynamic Drummers before Dark Choco Cookie was eliminated, then myself and Dipper, now with the rest of the veteran debuters
Diluc: Hmm...I would like to join on the investigation to gather the evidence, I really wouldn't doubt that one who made the shrine was behind all of this
Daniel J. D'Arby: Sounds reasonable, mind forming an alliance?
Diluc: Sure thing
Deadpool: Are you guys forming an alliance? I really want to join, please
Daniel J. D'Abry: As long you'll be joining on the investigation to put a person behind the all this mischief to justice
Donkey Kong: Daisy? Donald? Daffy? Daiya? Darkness? Diona? Dori? Diego? Please wake up! Oh my bananas, what did these blasters do?! Are they dead?!
Deadpool: If they are dead, that means we advanced to final 6! Then it will be really dramatically tragic to them
Daniel J. D'Arby: These chances to happen is unlikely, plus about Donut's death would be reversed by his recovery machine
Diluc: Let me check their pulses (checks the pulse on Diona) She has a pulse, same thing to rest to them
Donkey Kong: Thanks goodness, they are still alive
Deadpool: But seriously, D-Bot, do the exploding dodgeballs are allowed, but not the users?
D-Bot: Definitely it is. Since the downed contestants, they will be carried to the dormitories by you with Demoman's allies
Diluc: It will be pleasure to aid them as soon as possible
Deadpool: Looks like we're doing the medic work
Donkey Kong: I will do it for my teammates
Daniel: I'm going to get the medical beds
Daniel goes to the equipment room
Damien: Well, well, well, I must applaud your performance you and your teammates done great job knocking out those people including exterminating that donut
Daniel: That was no problem, do you have any more tricks on your sleeve?
Damien: I do have, since your team is up for elimination, we need to be careful about it. My time at Nathan's show was very short, but yours can be the opposite of that. We need a plan to convince the other to not vote for you. I will give it something to help with this situation when you reach the dormitories alone. I'll be seeing you in there and also, I suggest to follow the conscious ones in order for the cover won't to be blown (opens the hidden door trap and hop in which lead to escape route)
Daniel: (grabs the medical bed) *thinking* (I know what I'm going to do next)
Daniel heads out back to them
Dio: Oh, you started to bring the helpful equipment?
Daniel: Of course, just put them on the medical beds and we should be good to go
D-Bot: Sounds good enough
Then the Demoman's allies from the RED team arrive and decided to help to carry the unconscious contestants onto medical beds until they reached to the dormitories
D-Bot: Now, let's put then on the beds
Then they put them on their beds
D-Bot: There they should be fine from here.
Then Donut arrives
Donut: What is going on?
D-Bot: I'll explain it once we're out of the dormitories
Meanwhile outside, Mirabel is there with a sniper rifle
Mirabel: Okay, where is that D-Bot? Hmmm... (points at Damien) Oh, that kid doesn't look like a robot. Hmm... where is he? (points at D-Bot) Oh, that's him! That's the D-Bot I need! He looks weird too! Yeah!
Then D-Bot and the conscious contestants left the dormitories
Deadpool: That was something, do you agree?
Diluc: It was kind for Demoman's allies to take care our fellow contestant-mates
Donkey Kong: Will they be alright?
D-Bot: I hope so, I joined myself to help those deeply injured ones to safety. I'm pretty sure the Medic will take a closer diagnostics tests on them
Daniel: For how long?
D-Bot: It will take couple of hours to finish their examinations
Donut: Oh dear, I hope they survived from recent challenge
D-Bot: I honestly feel bad about it. But anyways, the Dynamic Drummers are up for elimination again and it ends the dodgeball episode. Who do you think will be eliminated in the next episode ? Find out in the next episode of A.C.E and bye for now! (D-Bot is gunned down)
Mirabel: BANG!
Diluc: Oh my goodness, D-Bot just died!
Donkey Kong: Let's get outta here! (they run off)
A news alert appears
Goodman: (live in solitary confinement) Breaking news, m'kay? D-Bot was shot in the head at the dodgeball court today just talking to the contestants! Police are investigating this now.
AT THE APARTMENT COMPLEX
Albedo: Okay, eight episodes down, 16 more to go.
Bonnie: Aw, man. I can’t believe Dave was eliminated.
Badger: Same with Declan.
Annie Einstein: Wow, this episode had a dodgeball contest. Just like SDE2.
Carrie: Hey, that's what our SDE2 was about!
Annie Einstein: Oh, seriously?
Blake: I must say this episode was a little bit weird.
Courtney: Not in the same way that nerd who voted me off saved us in our dodgeball contest.
BoJack: I agree. Some of the dodgeballs were rigged, like they have spikes on them, they could have been killed
Bubble: Does anyone woint to toike a shot every toime Donut dies?
Charles: Not counting the uncanon diamond deaths?
Alex: This time Donut was killed by a dodgeball gun.
Ash Williams: A dodgeball gun?! Are you sure about that?
Chara: Yeah, a huge blaster that shoots dodgeballs. Do you guys think it's necessary? (everyone declines) Just I thought
Brock Samson: It is kinda badass, wouldn't you say?
Claptrap: Yeah, they were carrying like bazookas
Chef Pee Pee: I wouldn't want Junior playing with that thing and especially in the kitchen! I would force Junior to clean the mess with only his face!
Charlie Brown: Did anyone else notice that some of these were not even dodgeballs? They used baseballs and basketballs, and caused huge madness.
Connie: Yeah, they were shooting dodgeballs instead throwing at each other
Clank: Something tells me that it isn't a normal dodgeball game
Anasui: You're saying the "throwers" cannot use their superpower abilities, but the "balls" can?
Clank: Definitely it is
Brain Pasternack: Ooh, that's gonna hurt for them
Axel: Wanna play the hit montages?
Badger: No thanks man, I'm good
Blocky: At least there were no maroon balls.
Clock: What's with maroon balls that you mentioned?
Blocky: You see, in BFDI 13, the contest is to find red balls in order to get points, but my friend Eraser keeps turning the maroon ball instead until he found one, but he burn it with Firey in order to tell Announcer that he had the red ball
Coiny: Sadly I wasn't apart of that challenge
Cloudy: Don't worry coinster, I'm pretty sure the one of these challenge will appear on the future seasons
Calliope: I hope some of these contestants feel better because most of these contestants were injured after that game. Daniel was going too far on his schemes.
Charles: And almost caused enough chaos for the CCC to hear.
Albedo: I agree with Calli. But let's wait for the next episode. And let's hope everyone is better from their injuries.
Cuphead: I hope the next episode has David in it by the way.
Crash: Um, there are two Davids in this contest and one is already eliminated?
Cuphead: I meant Calvin's friend, David Dog, the animal host of Nathan's Season 4.
Crash: Oh, I see.
Then Aerith arrives
Aerith: I'm back! *panting*
Cloud: Aerith, what happened to you?
Aerith: Let's just say I got a serious dispute with a trespasser
Amber: Wait, did somebody trespass the property that was in?
Aerith: Yes, it turns out to be Helga
Astolfo: But why did she do that? Also I really wanted some spotlight, I haven't said anything
Bendy: You're breaking out of silent type, but Box is mostly active around here
Box: ...
Balloon: Really Bendy?
Byron: Continue with the reasoning
Aerith: Now I was saying, Me and Cloud were playing video games in Chiaki's room, then he asked me if my clothes got stolen and I responded by willing to murder the convicted one.
Clyde: Sounds brutal, but there's always a backup set of clothes for anyone including mine
Aerith: Wait, there is a backup set? I don't know about it
Arash: I can show it to you, but can you continue with your story?
Aerith: After I was done playing video games. It was time for me go to the shower
Aqua: Did you predict your fate?
Aerith: I thought to myself that will never happen. After taking a shower, I gasped in shock that my clothes are stolen and I scream
Abbacchio: So, where does that screaming come from? I was trying to find where that noise came from, I had to interrogate everyone to tell them where that noise came from.
Andrea: Oh, I feel sorry about what happened to you, whoever that girl is, Albedo and the other two will-
Carrie: There is more than that
Conker: Hold on, how much clothing did you take off? I only take off my dress, bra and panties, then I putted on the toilet
Book: Woah, woah, woah, you're saying you only bathe with boots and a couple accessories on?
Boyfriend: Beep beep bop beep beep' skbep beep boop skdoo bap skebap be skdabeep baaaap be bopo (That's weird of you)
Badger: I think you showered like the Neighbor from Hello Neighbor
Barbara: You really should put clothes put clothes in a laundry basket to prevent anyone taking it without permission
Bugs: It reminds me of that time where the final 8 including myself were participating in a bath contest and the rest of them had to take it all like wild animals. Me and Book got nothing on
Blake: Honestly, I don't want to see Batman's nude body, I would be scared if I saw that
Batman: Don't think about it
Byakuya: Aside from screaming from shock, what did you do next?
Aerith: After that, I was on my way to Agrabah to make a payback on her for what she did by turning myself into a sorceress
Apple: Woah, Woah, you turn yourself into a sorcerer? What happens next?
Aerith: I was going to obliterate her, but The Best Friends stopped me and now I'm left mauling marks thanks to a tiger before I got sent by a scooper thrower
Alex: Oooooh, that hurts!
Adam: Yeah, I caused the tiger mauling only because The Patriotic Bros Dive Group wanted that.
Ayano: *sigh* I had my obsession with my senpai, but that was sorta far, you should lead an help to deal in an alternative way, like escorting her or let the Eliminator punish her.
Aerith: Look guys, I know what I did in Agrabah is wrong, but I'm not a villain and I wanted learn from mistakes
Cream: I think you should go to therapy to help out your issues, you can't keep being like that forever. But I believe the change will help your situation
Ami: To me, I got eliminated recently in Character Alphabet Action, but I can feel it that the debuting auditions are coming in the next episode
Alvin: In this spin off?
Ami: Yes, is this exciting?
The apartmenters that start with A surprisingly start to talk about the debuting auditions for season A in Character Alphabet Action
Angie: Can I be apart of it
Astolfo: I don't know, I want more spotlight
Affogato: Another chance to appear in the alphabet show and fight alongside the remaining? This should be interesting
Alex: That would be amazing if I joined in managed to join the game
Amelia: I really liked the idea of joining the spin off of his, but only the viewer can decide to pick. How about some shoutouts to the readers to let them discover this source
Anna: That sounds reasonable. I think Albedo, Bucciarati and Chiaki should go meet up with D-Bot for the next challenge
Albedo: Of course, Looks like D-Bot invited us to be judges
Bucciarati: Indeed, Chiaki mind going with us?
Chiaki: Sure thing, I wonder what's the next challenge I have prepared for D-Bot? Is it about cooking the food that starts with D or something made for crafting that starts with D
Albedo: It's possible that one of them maybe true, but let's find once when go in there
Albedo, Bucciarati and Chiaki left the Apartment Complex on the way to Denny's
Bonnie: Wait for me guys!
Chica: Bonnie, what are you doing?
Bonnie: I'm going to Denny's for breakfast
Bonnie left the Apartment Complex for Denny's food
Celestia: That Bonnie went for his enjoyment, isn't he?
Alina: I believe so.
Brian Griffin: Mind taking some drinking shots?
Alina: Of course, I wanted some relief.
Meanwhile at Djibouti
Drakken: Guys, where am I?
Darth Vader: According to the location, were sent out in Djibouti
Dee Dee: What's Djibouti?
Dracula: Djibouti is a small country located in the Horn of Africa. It is bordered by Eritrea to the north, Ethiopia to the west and southwest, and Somalia to the southeast. Djibouti is strategically located at the entrance to the Red Sea and is known for its port and naval base. The capital city is also called Djibouti.
Dipper: I can't believe the one who built this horrifying shrine sent us to this country like this
Daphne: Yeah, I feel like I was stranded in a desert
Daria: Whoever that person is, I don't care
Daniel Tiger: I'm scared!
D.W.: We shouldn't have went to that room
Dipsey is shaking after he saw Daniel's shrine
Disgust: Whoever did that, it wasn't cool!
Dick Dastardly: Now we're stuck here?
Danny: We can just walk until we find an airport that lead us back to aftermath set and I think the eliminated contestants are waiting for us
D.W.: In the meantime... LET'S EAT POOP!
Then the Africans arrive
Da Poo Poo Guy: You DARE return to Africa again?!
Dexter: OMELETTE DU FROMAGE!
Dee Dee: THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY! THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY! THAT'S ALL YOU CAN-- (Duncan punches her)
Diddy: Let's get out of here!
Then the Africans chases down the veterans until they get tired
Da Poo Poo Guy: Wow, these guys are so fast. They surely know how to run.
Eliminator: Eliminate the chosen one!
Da Poo Poo Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Chapter 11: The Diorama-rama!
Chapter Text
Continuing from the previous episode
Donkey Kong: I can't believe D-Bot has been shot!
Daniel J. D'Arby: It appear to be his screen face got shattered and so broken components through a clear shot
Deadpool: Whoever shot him, somebody either was put on the manhunt alert list by police or being chased down by Demoman's RED team. Speaking of the RED team, the Engineer and Brooklyn T. Guy are going to repair him with free of charge
Daniel J. D'Arby: Sounds good. The question of the current situation, who's going to replace D-Bot until he's back?
Diluc: The closest match for him is Dai, although he's also an elimination handler. Anyways, Mind check out that demonic ritual shrine that D'Arny has mentioned?
Deadpool: Sure, I haven't seen it, but I'm curious to see what's inside?
Donkey Kong: Me and Daniel already went in there, but we know where the location is
Dio: Then show us the way
Donut: I have a bad feeling about this
The conscious contestants decided to go Daniel's demonic ritual shrine
Diluc: Here we are and my first expression is...what in the Barbados's name do in this room
Deadpool: Woah, there's a donkey head up there. I going to take a pic
Donut: Oh dear, is that dried blood?!
Dio: The details about this shrine is accurate, but there's an elephant in the room (points out a statue of Xemüg)
Donkey Kong: Wait, I didn't notice that before
Daniel: I know this figure. It's Xemüg
Donut: Who's Xemüg?
Deadpool: He is an alien with apparently many willingly devout followers and performs a penchantary for human sacrifices. But I can smell blood of the donkey
Donut gets horrified
Daniel: Someone's going to sacrifice eventually
Diluc: Do you think the veterans who have failed to join got...
Donut: Don't think about the worst scenario. Although, I wanted to know where did they go in the first place
Daniel J. D'Arby: Maybe some hidden equipment has to be in this room (find a tripping wire string which he started to pull and it reveals a wide and long rectangular trapdoor along with an improvement upgrade on the teleportation device where Daniel was founded in the first place) Stay back everyone, this must be a trap
The contestants back way from the trap
Diluc: Huh, this is where they went though. Let's hope they manage to get back to safety
Dio: I wonder how they are going to deal with those residents living there? Perhaps they were placed as sacrifices for their rituals as the way to get souls? Who knows
Deadpool: Wait a minute, I have been to this desert before, this a place where the eliminated contestants was sent in Nathan's version
Donkey Kong: Yeah, that place must be so hot, but I only went there in one day. We tried to escape from it, but we failed because of Devin.
Deadpool: I could imagine if the desert part becomes one of the challenges of this season where we cloud walk in hours to find the way back to-
Diluc: Are you certain that you're predicting it, just like you said you have in the dodgeball league team?
Deadpool: Well, it was in the-
Then the creator's voice of this fanfic starts to speak
BC01: Really? Have you checked my files?
Deadpool: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
BC01: That's what I thought. I'm going to get back to work
Donut: How did you manage to speak with the creator of the series
Deadpool: It's by through fourth wall communication
Donkey Kong: Oh yeah, he got eliminated for that which is more than Dora Marquez
Donut: What about the prize and elimination?
Daitomodachi: Don't worry guys, I'll take D-Bot place until he's back
Daki: Does that mean? *gasps in surprise* Are you going to be a host?
Daitomodachi: Definitely for temporarily
Daki: Can I be the co-host?
Daitomodachi: Sure, I guess
Daki: YAY!
Diluc: Looks like we got more evidence noted, we already did gather the evidence from the dodgeball court and dressing room except for the illegal substance used in drinks during the drag contest of course. Let's go to the prize room first
Daitomodachi: Actually, there's a better place to start. But first, grab the rest of the contestants
Daniel: Don't worry about it, I'll take care of it
Daki: Wow, he's such a nice guy, isn't he?
Donkey Kong: He better not mess the rest of them
Daniel goes to the Dormitories
Daniel: I'm back Damien
Damien: Good! Continuing from last time, we're allegedly going to have a plan to convince them not to vote you out, but I got a better idea (then he show a medication bottle of pills)
Daniel: Did you already do that for me?
Damien: Indeed I did, do you see this? (opens up the cap and spills a few amount of pill) These aren't typical medicine drugs used in the hospitals, these what I call "mind control pills''
Daniel: Interesting, how do they work?
Damien: Basically, you need to shove these pills on to their throat in order to swallow in their digestive tracts. After that, it only takes 10 minutes to fully digest in order to start the process and that's what I call out for my next move. Watch this demonstration!
Damien showcases the projector screen with his example
Damien: As you can see, when a victim is awakened, at first it may develop specific dementia symptoms including memory loss, insanity and my favorite part, madness which is the fun part of mine. When the user senses the control of the drugged victim, then the user can use that power at the right time to control the entire body. I know there's going to be an another double elimination which means we have get rid of two contestants this time. Although it may be smooth, but that large ape is going to be a problem if he manages to blow our cover. As much I wanted to get rid of him, but I have other plans for him. As right now, We're going to control the elimination! *laughs evilly, then coffs* I'm fine
Daniel: Wow, such a genius of you. Our job is going to be much easier thanks to you
Damien: Oh, it's not just the ruling over the voting system, we're going to rule the entire game and we have so much victims to toy with while I know who going to pack for today
Daniel: I like this is going, now I'll grab our victims for the perspective ceremonies
Sometime later at KWC studio set
Kakyoin was humming in cheerful manner
Kakyoin: Ah! I wonder who's next guest is going to be?
Daitomodachi and Daki arrives with contestants including the unconscious ones
Kakyoin: Oh hey Dai and Daki. Do you have new guests or guests?
Daitomodachi: Nope, we're using this as a ceremony
Kakyoin: If these aren't guests, then what are they? Is that Darkness and DIO?!
Dio: Ha! It seems that you recognise me.
Daitomodachi: Kakyoin, those are BC01's season 4 contestants
Kakyoin: You can't be serious Dai, why did you bring those people into my show and most of them are looked like they are knocked out
Daitomodachi: About that, they should be awake by...now!
The rest of the contestants started to wake up and getting to stand up
Doppio: Ow,my head hurts
Diona: Me too..
Demoman: Damn, I must felt a trip to Belize
Deimos: Or in Purgatory
Daffy: Huh? Where am I?
Daitomodachi: Welcome to Kakyoin Waifu Connoisseur!
Darkness: I'm here again?!
Daitomodachi: Not really
Daisy: Yep, He is not kidding, my friend Peach told me about it
Donald: Is this a prize or elimination
Daitomodachi: Both. Since Digital Dragons have won the challenge from the previous episode, sit this couch in front of this guy (he points out Kakyoin)
Then Digital Dragons sat on the couch
Dezmond: I must say this couch is nice
Daddy: Same, when does the prize time start?
Daitomodachi: Right now and you know what to do
At the voting booth, Dezmond, Doppio, Diavolo, Dio, Daniel J. D'Arby, Deimos, Demoman, Daddy, Diluc, Donut, David (CC), Devil and Deadpool wrote names on sheet of paper and place it onto ballet box
Daitomodachi: Just to get a quick run through, Deadpool wins the prize
Deadpool: Yes, I wanted the detonator box and a win token
Daitomodachi: Sure, use it wisely in the challenge and the other, you know how it works. Now, for Dynamic Drummer's turn for the elimination
Then Dynamic Drummers sat on the couch while Damien sneaks behind of the couch
Donkey Kong: I have no idea why you are bringing us for this elimination
Donald: But I wish this area is the same with either the prize or the elimination
Daisy: Hey DK, how long have we been knocked out? And my face really hurt
Donkey Kong: It's been hours since you have been knocked out in dodgeball challenge
Daiya: Wait, where's D-Bot?
Donkey Kong: He's-
Daitomodachi: He said that he was going to an appointment to get new upgrades including the software and the defense ones.
Diego Brando: Can we get to the elimination?
Daitomodachi: Right...anyways, go to the voting booth and vote for one of them to be eliminated.
At the voting booth, Donkey Kong, Daisy, Donald, Daffy, Daiya, Darkness, Diona, Dori, Diego Brando and Daniel wrote names on sheet of paper and place it onto ballet box
Daitomodachi: That's about time. Before we begin? Do any of you want to use tokens for this elimination?
Donkey Kong: Nope
Dori: I won't use it
Daitomodachi: Ok then, the prizes are dodgeball shields, if you don't get one, you're out.
Kakyoin: Wow, this team must have sucked at dodgeball
Diego Brando: What? I don't know exactly what happened?
Donkey Kong: *sigh* Me and Daniel will explain it later, right now, let's who's got the boot or two boots
Diona: We lost the challenge because we suck at dodgeball
Dori: Maybe we are. Oh, my head feels heavy
Donald: Same, how many dodgeball shields are there, eight or nine?
Kakyoin: Is it 9?
Daitomodachi: Nope
Daffy: Is it 8?
Daitomodachi nodded
Daki: Wow, this must be another double elimination
Daiya: Double...dying?!
Darkness: Are you going to kill two of us?!
Daniel: I believe it's called double packing
Daffy: Are we going on vacation to Denmark?
Daitomodachi: Nope, we're not going to Denmark?
Daffy: Aw
Kakyoin: Dai, why are these contestants acting abnormally little bizarre except for those two? (points at Donkey Kong and Daniel)
Daitomodachi: They probably might having memory loss, but it surely temporarily
Daki: They can't have dementia that early
Donkey Kong: Me too
Daniel: Can you start the elimination already? I'm starting to get annoyed
Daitomodachi: Fine. Daki, are you ready to reveal the votes?
Daki: Of course I'm ready!
Daitomodachi: Ok then, drag the votes!
Daki: (opens the vote ballot box and pulls out the first vote) A vote for Daniel
Daniel smugs with arms crossed
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Daniel.
Kakyoin: Dai, this guy doesn't seem to bother to get a vote. So, what's the next vote going to be?
Daki: (pulls out another vote) A vote for Darkness
Darkness feels worried
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Daniel, one vote for Darkness
Daki: (pulls out another vote) A vote for Diego Brando
Diego Brando feels a bit annoyed
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Daniel, one vote for Darkness and one vote for Diego Brando
Daki: (pulls out another vote) A vote for Darkness
Darkness still feels worried
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Daniel, two votes for Darkness and one vote for Diego Brando
Daki: (pulls out another vote) A vote for Diego Brando
Diego Brando feels a more bit annoyed
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Daniel, two votes for Darkness and two votes for Diego Brando
Daki: (pulls out another vote) A vote for Darkness
Yet, Darkness still feels worried
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Daniel, three votes for Darkness and two votes for Diego Brando
Daki: (pulls out another vote) A vote for Diego Brando
Diego Brando feels annoyed
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Daniel, three votes for Darkness and three votes for Diego Brando
Daki: (pulls out another vote) A vote for Darkness
Darkness start to shiver while tearing up
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Daniel, four votes for Darkness and three votes for Diego Brando
Daki: (pulls out another vote) A vote for Diego Brando
Diego Brando feels more annoyed
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Daniel, four votes for Darkness and four votes for Diego Brando
Daki: (pulls out last vote) A vote for Diego Brando
Diego Brando gets angered
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Daniel, four votes for Darkness and four votes for Diego Brando
Daki: (pulls out another vote, but it's empty) Dai, that's all the votes we got
Daitomodachi: Let's get to run down, DK, Daisy, Donald, Daffy, Diona, Dori and Daiya are all safe with no votes, you get the dodgeball shields
...
Daitomodachi: You guys can pick it up whatever you want. Anyways, Daniel, Darkness and Diego Brando are in the bottom three. Daniel survives another elimination with one vote on him, even though he had the same reasoning from last time. Darkness and Diego Brando are both eliminated with 4 and 5 respectively.
Darkness: Eliminated?! What did I do to deserve this fate?!
Diego Brando: You really want to get rid of my living body, do you?
Daitomodachi: To explain why you got out in this eliminated because the former, her breasts got hit and made a distraction to one of the team members and the latter, he failed at his last shot of the dodgeball game
Darkness: Wait, what?!
Diego Brando: Failed my team? (looks at his teammates) Is this what my team looks like?
Daffy: I think so. What? Have problems with the members?
Diego Brando: You wanna throw hands, is that it?
Daffy: Wanna fight? bring it one!
Daffy and Diego Brando starts to fight like in a boxing match
Daki: Holly sh**! There fighting in front of their team
Donald: Is Daffy an executioner?
Donkey Kong: Donald, no! Oh my bananas, someone's really messed up the unconscious contestants
Daniel: *thinking* (I'm really liking this)
Damien *thinking* (Now it's time to mess them up)
Damien uses his control mind effect on Diego Brando to use his stand to turn himself into a dinosaur
Diego Brando starts to jumpscare Daitomodachi
Diego Brando: *roars*
Daitomodachi: Oh my god!
Then presses the teleportation button which sent Diego Brando to his homeworld
Daki: Wow, Diego went to dino mode
Kakyoin: Yeah, he could have killed me by his mauling jaws
Donkey Kong: Are you alright?
Daitomodachi: I'm fine guys, he went nuts over his elimination I believe
Damien uses his control mind effect on Darkness to act like how she was in KWC
Darkness: Oh my, did I really lose?
Daisy: I think so, I still feel dizzy though
Diona: Hey, is there something wrong?
Darkness: (looks at Kakyoin) It's must be sad to see me gone
Kakyoin: Sad to see you gone? Look, you're going to be killed by him. You got out of the competition along with a guy who turned himself into a dinosaur
Darkness: Maybe you want last hook up before I passed away
Kakyoin: Hey, not in front of these children
Darkness: (she starts to crawl slowly against him) I wanted it all. Smash me! Bang me with a hammer! Bash me with a bat! Choke me until I pass out! Slam me against the wall! Frame me for domestic terrorism! Electrocute me! Tied me up in a sock and waterboard me! Tell me my chicken is dry!
Donald: Ooooooh, this is gonna hurt a lot
Diona: Your chicken has...what?
Dori: Please don't remind me of one of those episodes in a previous season!
Donkey Kong: Darkness, stop it with that dirty attitude right now! There are minors in there! Not in front of minors!
Daniel: I think she's behaving like a masochist
Darkness: No I'm not.
Daiya: I really don't get what she's trying to do?
Donkey Kong: This is really bad, Dai, please sent to her homeworld before the unthinkable happens!
Kakyoin: Yeah, I'm not going to do it in front of these kids this time
Daitomodachi: Darkness, you do it with him in private, but not in front of these contestants and D-Bot knows that
Then he sends her to her homeworld
Donkey Kong: Thank the banana god! That was a close one, but that's not her normal behavior!
Diona: Now the elimination is over, I would like to take one of those designed carpets
Daniel: That's called a dodgeball shield.
Dori: I'm going to sleep
Daisy: Is it night time already?!
Kakyoin: It's 8 AM in the morning, Daisy. Dai, can you lead the contestants back to the competition area since you know, both ceremonies are done.
Then Daitomodachi's phone rings and he answers it
Daitomodachi: Hello? Announcer, why did you call me? You're saying one of the animal hosts and the previous three winners are coming in three hours? Oh, D-Bot is getting fixed by the Engineer. When he's coming back? He said that he's going to finish him at dawn and the payment is free. Are there any available decoys for him? That's going to be a problem, he's still in the process of fixing it. What?! canceling the repairing process is a bad idea Announcer! How am I supposed to find a replacement for him?! Did he watch the recent news about him? He's expecting to see D-Bot to be present! If he finds out that D-Bot has been headshotted through his screen face, he would freak out like crazy and the winners know that! Are you telling me we need more people participating alongside them and who are they? Oh my god! I'm taking his place until he's back from repair and I even let Daki be a co-host temporarily. Tell me Announcer, what should I do?! *taking deep breaths* Alright, let's see what I can do, just ask and check on the available arcaders, amusementers and apartmenters about D-Bot's body discovery like in Danganronpa. Ok, bye. (hangs up) Guys, we have a problem
Deadpool: Let me guess, is the health inspector coming as well?
Daitomodachi: No, worse
Donut: Did the budget run out again?
Daitomodachi: No, much worse
Devil: What could be worse than a debt?
Daitomodachi: If you really wanted to know, fine then. D-BOT DIDN'T GO TO THE REPAIR SESSION BY HIMSELF, HAS BEEN F****** HEADSHOT TO DEATH. YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! HE'S BEEN SPINED THROUGH HIS HEAD! AND IF WE DIDN'T A REPLACEMENT FOR HIM, WE ARE GOING TO BE DONE FOR!
The drugged contestants are starting to panic and screaming in danger
Kakyoin: WHAT?! Are you sure he's dead?!
Daitomodachi: Dead? HE DEFINITELY IT IS, DO YOU ANY OF YOU HEARD THE RECENT NEWS?!
David (BFDI): Aw, seriously?
Everyone gasps again
Daitomodachi: Oh oh oh! David, how dare you go back to this season! That's it! Mr. Rainbow Guy, please use the tosser to send David back to his homeworld, please, because he was already previously eliminated!
Mr. Rainbow Guy: (Mater's voice) Uh, okay then.
David (BFDI) is sent back to his homeworld
Daki: (she slowly starts to tear up) Dai, I don't think these poor knocked out contestants from the previous episode didn't hear of the news
Kakyoin: You didn't tell us about D-Bot's death yesterday. I mean he can be repairable and you said the bill is going to be free in charge by the Engineer. Besides, it's not that bad. I mean you can give the contestants a challenge that starts with the first letter on their names like riding donkeys, defusing dynamite sticks, creating detergent to wash off dirty clothes or something like that.
Deimos: Which challenge should we make?
Donut: Do you mean what's the next challenge?
Daitomodachi: The next challenge? the challenge is a judging type and it's related to arts and crafts
Daisy: Are we going to draw on something?
Daddy: I pretty much would sign my signature on a plate of dance floor
Daitomodachi: You guys are going to-
Deadpool: Aren't you forgetting something?
Diluc: Are you saying that we already reached the final 21 and the new stage phase?
Daitomodachi: Dammit! I almost forgot about that.
David (CC): Are we going to merge?
Daitomodachi: No, it's too early for that. Does anyone know what this means?
Deadpool: Oh, I know!
Daitomodachi: Well, tell'em
Deadpool: *takes a deep breath* IT'S TRIPLE TEAMING TIME!
Daitomodachi: That's right, you guys are going to reforming into three teams of seven
...
Daitomodachi: Yeah...you know, working with different people is a great way to know people and socializing
Demoman: The new lads are coming?
Dezmond: New people?
Daitomodachi: *sigh* Why the most of the contestants are dreadly acting like dumbasses
Daki: Dai, that's not nice to treat contestants like that. Maybe they are feeling derpy at the morning
Kakyoin: Ok, Now he's hosting with the remaining random strangers called contestants. What are they competing for anyways?
Daitomodachi starts to boil hot red
Donut: Hey! I just have a question. Are we allowed to switch?
Daisy: Are we going to play on the Switch? I'm a playable in Super Mario Bros Wonder
Donut: No, not that! I ment wants to swap with someone else
Donkey Kong: Oh bananas, they're still acting like this.
Daniel D'Arby: Do you mind forming a team on our own
Diluc: Sure, I won't be sure to make a team full with acting in normal manner and the other two teams going like clueless nonsense
Deadpool: I have one question, who they are going to do in challenges if they were affect the aftermath of dodgeball contest
Donkey Kong: I know, they don't normally act like this and I can't leave them behind
Deadpool: Come to think of it, I believe one member from Dynamic Drummers and the half from Digital Dragons should form a different team
Daniel: *thinking* (Does that mean that I'm going to have a team on my own? Being solo is very fine, but who's going to join six people to join my team for my cultural purposes? I should ask Damien which teammates I should have. Right now, I cannot let his cover to be his blown)
Diluc: Do you have any ideas how to manage with teammates' "disease behavior"?
Daniel: How about two to three of us should-
Daki: Dai, are you alright
Daitomodachi: ...I was hired to be elimination handler, not a host
Kakyoin: Hey now, I may be the host of KWC and you just did the elimination ceremonies.
Donut: (notices Daitomodachi's sense of depression) Hey, I know hosting may be hard. I was a replacement host once and I could give you advice to help you with this situation. Just try to lead these contestants, like being the military leader. Please, just give it a chance
Daki: Please Dai, make it better for the contestants
Daitomodachi: Fine...contestants, come here
The contestants came to Daitomachi
Daitomodachi: Since we're going to reforming the team that splits into three, I was thinking a to a twist in a different plot
Diona: Ok, I'm listening
Daitomodachi: Everybody has to roll the dice. If it lands on 1-2, you're on team 1, if it lands on 3-4, you're on team 2 and if you land 5-6, you're on team 3. Now roll the dice!
Deadpool: Hold on a minute. Dori, wakey wakey, it's time for dice roll
Dori: Alright, after that I'm going back to sleep
The contestants do the dice roll and it is revealed that Team 1 consists of Daffy, Daniel J. D'Arby, David (CC), Deimos, Devil, Donald and Donkey Kong. Team 2 consists of Daisy, Daiya, Daniel, Diavolo, Diluc, Donut and Doppio. And lastly Team 3 consists of Daddy, Deadpool, Demoman, Dezmond, Dio, Diona and Dori.
Donkey Kong: It's sad that Daisy isn't in this team, but at least Daffy and Donald are here
Daniel J. D'Arby: Same thing goes to Lord Dio. I will work on this team with these individuals
Daffy: Hello new friends, I hope we can have adventures together, right Bugs?
Deimos: You need money? Sure I can lead you some
Daniel J. D'Arby: This will be definitely challenging to deal with
Daniel: Well, this is not what I was expecting but ok. At least David isn't on this team
Diluc: I guess the three of us would be dealing this team
Donut: At least there are some girls
Deadpool: Yep, and I'm happy about that. Diona would not like it if she finds out Demoman was on Team 3 with her
Dio: I guess I wouldn't mind looking for those two Teyvatians
Deadpool: Let me try it. Hello Diona and Dori
Diona: Hello
Dori: Just let me sleep
Deadpool: I guess there is nothing special for now. By the way, can we pick our team names?
Daitomodachi: Sure, just choose one for each team
Donkey Kong: Ok, we can for the original-
Donald: The Dazzling Dimes!
Daitomodachi: Ok, Team 1 is now called the Dazzling Dimes
Daniel J. D'Arby: Hmm...not bad.
Daisy: How about the Dancing Dandelions
Donut: Ooh, that sounds nice
Diluc: It reminds of those flowers in Mondstadt region
Daitomodachi: Ok, Team 2 is now called the Dancing Dandelions. And for the last one?
Deadpool: Hear me out, I have a creative team name that's going to amaze you
Demoman: Tell us
Deadpool: This team should be called the Dreaded Dragoons!
Daitomodachi: That sounded like a badass to me, Team 3 is now called the Dreaded Dragoons. Now the teams are set, it's time for the next challenge and you all better listen what I'm saying
Daffy: Which is....?
Daitomodachi: We're going to have diorama presentation contest
The Contestants: Oooooooooooooooooo Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Daki: Where did that idea come from?
Daitomodachi: It was from D-Bot's. Anyways, David the Dog, the host of Nathan's Season D, Albedo, Bucciarati and Chiaki are coming to see the dioramas while they are expecting to see D-Bot who let me, Daki and other three mysterious judges. And before you say anything, those two judges will be revealed when they arrive. Once you finish your dioramas, we will score from 0 to 10 per judge which your maximum score will be at 100. You will requires some building materials that you need like glue, cardboard boxes, any material that you come across your dreamy imagination
Kakyoin: How about the theme of the franchises that starts with D?
Daitomodachi looks at Kakyoin and gives it an idea
Daki: Ooh, that's really a fun idea, Kaky. But you're not a contestant in this season
Daitomodachi: No, much better
Then he decides to put D-Bot costume on Kakyoin
Kakyoin: Hey! Why did you put a costume on?!
Daitomodachi: Just act like D-Bot when they come, ok?
Kakyoin: But-
The drugged contestants are chanting him by calling him D-Bot
Kakyoin: Ok! Ok! Ok! I'll be D-Bot!
Daki: Oh, I get it. Kaky dresses up as D-Bot to let them think it's him while the actual D-Bot is ongoing on repairs
Daitomodachi: This should take care of one of my worries. Now for the contestants, let's go back and start the challenge, we have three and a quarter before they arrive. As for Maid-san, she'll keep on eye out for them
Donut: Come on guys, let's go!
Daitomodachi, Daki, Kakyoin who is dressed as D-Bot and the contestants except for Daniel are on the way to Denny's
Daniel: The cost is clear, you can come out now
Damien: (comes out from the back of the couch) Good, now they're out of the way, let's move on to our next movement. So, All of us knew D-Bot was destroyed by a stray bullet from a sniper rifle and I'm willing to looking for her with possible new ideas
Daniel: That host was a loss. So what's next plan
Damien: Before I do that. Here are some reasons why I made them eliminate these two. First off, Diego Brando, a jockey who competed in the Speed Ball Run race, I find his stand to be new to my idea because anyone has made an inspiration for the dinosaur related theme. As for that masochist crusader which I will not dare to say her name, ugh! I don't want with someone with the same name with my father! Now onto the plan, since that mutt who was eliminated unfairly for my disturbance caused by my "contestant mates", I have a revenge plan. I needed you plant one of the dioramas with a dirty bomb in one of them, that mutt must pay for what they had done to me! As for your idea for the that theme, I suggest to do "Da Vinci's Demons" one. Once your done with that diorama, meet me at the demonic shrine that you made, I'll be waiting for you. Now take this dirty bomb along with a detonator on you.
Daniel grabs a dirty bomb and a detonator and leaves the KWC set
At the Denny's
Current Teams
Dazzling Dimes: Daffy - Daniel J' D'Arby - David - Deimos - Devil - Donald - Donkey Kong
Dancing Dandelions: Daisy - Daiya - Daniel - Diavolo - Diluc - Donut - Doppio
Dreaded Dragoons: Daddy - Deadpool - Demoman - Dezmond - Dio - Diona - Dori
P.O.V Dazzling Dimes: Daffy - Daniel J' D'Arby - David (CC) - Deimos - Devil - Donald - Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong: Fellow teammates, we might not be Dynamic Drummers anymore, but we need to make dioramas. Does anyone have any ideas?
Devil: What ideas? Wait, the elimination is done already?!
David (CC): I don't know who they got out, but making dioramas can be fun. It's going to be great!
Daniel J. D'Arby: *thoughts* (It seems they started to revert back to normal, let me try say something) D-Bot said that we're going to craft diorama displays out of what materials that he had given
Daffy: Ok, what themes are we making?
Donkey Kong: It's simple, just think a franchise that starts with D
Daffy: Hmm... I can make it about Dick and Jane, what about you guys?
Deimos: Dayshift at Freddy's, does parodies count?
Donald: I think so? Mine is going to be Danny and the Dinosaur. I remember that book from my childhood.
David: Ooh, that sounds nostalgic. What about the rest of you?
Devil: Dark Prince: The True Story of Dracula
Daniel J. D'Arby: It looks like you have a similar theme as mine. Speaking of which mine is about Dracula
Daffy: That sounds nice
David (CC): It's my turn, mine is Doctor Dolittle.
Donkey Kong: I like it. I was originally gonna do my own games, but since Akira Toriyama sadly passed away recently, mine is Dragon Ball
Deimos: Oh yeah, this is a sick and radical choice DK!
Daffy: This should get us lots of points
Donald: So how much time left?
Daniel J. D'Arby: 2 hours and a half. I suggest to focus on the work and there's going to be 10 judges in this challenge
Deimos: 10? That's a load of them
Daffy: I guess let's work on those dioramas
P.O.V Dancing Dandelions: Daisy - Daiya - Daniel - Diavolo - Diluc - Donut - Doppio
Daisy: That was a weird daydream, right everyone
Daiya: Yeah, I feel like that I have an headache
Daniel: Take it easy everyone, you all must have a bad morning. I mean, has anyone taken medication?
Doppio: Wrong medication? What are you talking about?
Diavolo: My dear Doppio, looks like we're in a different team now. By the way, what's this team called?
Diluc: The Dancing dandelions
Daisy: That's very nice, then what's the challenge?
Donut: The next challenge is to make dioramas, but D-Bot suggests franchises that starts with D
Daiya: That's very easy, I know what mine is
Diavola: Let's know what mine is going to be? Dead..by Daylight? I guess I'll make this one hopefully it's no problem for it
Doppio: Boss, do you need help?
Diavolo: Sure, you also need to work on your own diorama as well
Doppio: I know, I don't know what theme I should work on
Daiya: Hey Doppio, how about I can help you with that, I watched a lot of anime and I could give you one of them
Doppio: Oh yeah, That would be nice.
Diluc: Donut, what diorama are you making?
Donut: Oh, I'm making Diary of a Wimpy Kid themed. Greg Heffly and I had something in common
Diluc: Oh, I see. After we have done our dioramas, let's keep on eye on anyone who tries to sabotage our dioramas
Donut: That sounds like a great idea, that way, no one can screw up our work. On other now, everyone else had restored their behaviors back to since we meet yourself for the first time
Diluc: I have theorized that someone is pulling tricks on anyone. Cannot forgive that bastard who pulled an antic during the drag challenge
Donut: I agree. For now, let's focus on our dioramas.
P.O.V - Dreaded Dragoons: Daddy - Deadpool - Demoman - Dezmond - Dio - Diona - Dori
Deadpool: Listen up team, we're going to make dioramas for the host, guest host, the handlers, the three winners from previous seasons, and three mysterious ones.
Dio: And we need the best ones
Diona: Making dioramas, that sounds interesting. Are there any themes?
Deadpool: D-Bot said about franchises that starts with D
Dori: *wakes up* Has anybody mentioned dioramas? Just leave it to me.
Demoman: That's going to be easy. But first (opens a bottle of beer and drinks it all of it) there, now I'm really prepared
Diona: Is that Demoman on our team? Oh dear Barbados
Dezmond: Is there something wrong? I would choose Deltarune themed. By the way, why are two members from Dynamic Drummers on our team?
Dio: I cause if you were dementia headed during the ceremonies, we reached to final 21 which the host had split and put us in three different teams and we're one of them
Dezmond: Ok, what's our new team name?
Deadpool: The Dread Dragoons! Isn't it cool?
Dezmond: That sounded cool. So, what other dioramas are you working on?
Daddy: Mine is Dance Dance Revolution, it is closest to the rhythm themed
Diona: I picked Doki Doki Literature Club. I believe this game is cute
Deadpool: Sure, you can go with that
Demoman: What diorama are you making Deadpool?
Deadpool: About myself
Diona: Are you serious?
Deadpool: Most people know my movies. A self-reflective self-portrait diorama of my own self would be just the sort of muy thing would do
Dio: Enough chit chatting, we got dioramas to do
One and half an hour later
Diona: Wow, thanks to Dezmond's scarf arms, our dioramas are done.
Deadpool: That means we're having an hour break, do you guys mind playing Dungeons and Dragons?
Dori: Maybe after the challenge. Wow, it me tiring for working on dioramas
Demoman: Me too, I needed more booze
Daddy: I'm going to call my daughter to see if she's alright
Meanwhile at the demonic shrine
Damien was shown working on not just Daniel's shrine, he was working on his preparations for his future plans until Daniel comes in
Daniel: Damien, I'm back.
Damien: Great, here's your side mission (gives the time machine portal gun)
Daniel: Oh, we're actually going to mess up with someone else's diorama with an actual dinosaur. I like what you're thinking, but what kind of dinosaur are we going to use?
Damien: A deinonychus, a feathered raptor would give them a surprise
Daniel: Mind luring in?
Damien: Sure, let's kidnap that dino
Daniel opens the portal of the early Cretaceous Period and decides to use a fishing rod with a steak attached to a hook, then launches the steak and lands on the ground. Then a deinonychus saw the steak and when it's about to take a bite, Daniel steers backwards of the fishing rod until it entered onto to their dimension
Damien: Yes! We got the feathered bait. When the judges are coming, we're going to replace one of the dioramas with that thing. So, Daniel, which one will you choose
Then Daniel whispers to Damien
Damien: Understood. We're going to do this in a last minute before these judges arrive
1 hour later
Daitomodachi: Times up everyone and wow, everyone had worked greatly on those dioramas
Daffy: Well, at least our dioramas didn't get destroyed and the other team finished in only one hour and half
Donut: it's really impressive that some of the franchises were apart of childhood
"Maid-san": Master, these people are coming
Daitomodachi: D-Bot, the guest judges are about to come right in
"D-Bot": Are you sure Daitomodachi?
Daitomodachi: Yes, here they come!
The guest judges has entered Denny's
"D-Bot": Contestants, meet these judges who are coming today to judge your dioramas
David Dog: Hello everyone, I'm David Dog. I'm an animal host in Nathan's season D, it's really nice to meet everyone
Albedo: Greeting,I'm Albedo from Mondstadt as the Chief Alchemist and Captain of the Investigation Team of the Knights of Favonius.You may recognise me as the winner from Season A
Bucciarati: Saluti,my name is Bruno Bucciarati,i'm a capo from Passione.I was the winner of Season B and i'm here to be a judge again
Chiaki: Hello everyone, I'm Chiaki Nanami, Ultimate Gamer and a winner in season C.
"D-Bot": We also have three mysterious judges joining us and who are they if you may ask? Well, I decided to bring one of the eliminated contestants as a judge for this episode, drumroll please!
The drumroll plays
"D-Bot": DAVE MILLER!
Dave: I'm back baby! As a judge for now
Doppio: Oh, it's great to see you Dave
Dave: Yeah, I heard you set up some nice dioramas
"D-Bot": Next one to be revealed is Dicey! Where's Dicey? (get hit by Dicey) Ow, what was that for?!
Daki: Sorry, I thought this dice is fun to throw
"D-Bot": Anyways, Dicey is a decahedron faced dice. It may not have a brain nor limbs, but it has an heart of random
Daniel J. D'Arby: Hmm...Dicey, ey?
Daffy: It's just an ordinary dice, that thing scores in random in a roll
Devil: Yeah, yeah. I know how that dice works
"D-Bot": And lastly, we finally got in contact with one of the letter speaker boxes and did I manage to get in? (shows a DVD disk) He's definitely likes this one and It's D.S.B
D.S.B: Daddy yo! I'm D.S.B, one of the letter speaker boxes from Cole's ACE and I hope those dioramas are good
Donald: Oh my goodness, I wasn't expecting him!
D.S.B: Hello, Donald!
"D-Bot": Now we're done introducing the judges, we're behind of the stand and you guys will showcase the dioramas
The judges are taking seats
Daki: Aww, Dicey is sitting on the table
Daitomodachi: Daki, D-Bot is about to announce something
"D-Bot": Now, contestants have to show their masterpieces in alphabetical order. First of, Daddy Dearest
Daddy: I'm ready for it (he's shows off his diorama about Dance Dance Revolution)
"D-Bot": Oh yeah, that's really good. 9 out of 10 for you
Daitomodachi: I say eight, You went cool on that idea
Daki: 10! I really love disco parties!
David Dog: Wow, nice! It feels like a really nice disco dance theme with it. I like it! You get a nine.
Albedo: It looks nice, 8 out of 10
Bucciarati: I heard this video game music and it's good. I'll give it eight
Chiaki: This diorama reminds me of a really fun game, 10 out of 10
Dave: I really love you put effort on the dance floors, 9 out of 10
Dicey rolls and lands on eight
D.S.B: Ten, how did you know it's my favorite thing?
Daddy: So, you love dancing. Same thing goes for my minions. It was pretty much to closest to my career
"D-Bot": Mr Dearest, your total score is 89 out of 100
Daddy: That's a good start
Deadpool: Bravo!
Dori: There are only 20 dioramas left to review
"D-Bot": Daffy, you're next. Show us your diorama
Daffy: Bon Appetit! (he's shows off his diorama about Dick and Jane)
When Daki and Dave are about to laugh
Daffy: Don't you think about it. I know what you're going to say about and I don't want it to happen again with that "Spotted Dessert" incident
"D-Bot": Dick and Jane...ok, it looks nostalgic. Maybe an eight?
Daitomodachi: Oh, it must be one of the nostalgic books. It's really fine though, seven
Daki: Cute! Nine
David Dog: Not bad. It's fine, I guess. You get a seven.
Albedo: That name reminded me of laughing gags. It might be fun, but I felt bored after that. A six suppose
Bucciarati: Same. I don't know why I had laughed at that time once
Chiaki: Me too. It caused it to blown up two heads
Dave: I probably have heard of this book before, but that first name is really worth it. Ten of course
Dicey rolls and lands on five
D.S.B: Hmm...I'm not too familiar with this book. Maybe six
"D-Bot": Daffy, your total score is 70 out of 100
Daffy: Ok, I hope the rest of my teammates get higher score than me
"D-Bot": Ok, Daisy is next!
Daisy: I will present you, The Despicable Me!
"D-Bot": Nice, eight
Daitomodachi: I like how you modeled Gru. Nine
Daki: This is wholesome! Ten!
David Dog: Did you steal the moon? No, I'm just kidding. I know that's just a model. It definitely feels like the original movie in a nutshell. You get an eight. Nice job!
Albedo: It looks good enough, seven
Bucciarati: Seven
Chiaki: Nine, did you know there's a mobile game app about this diorama?
Dave: It looks accurate to me, eight
Dicey rolls on 2
Daisy: Aw
D.S.B: Don't worry about it Daisy, I love your diorama work. 10 out of 10
"D-Bot": Daisy, your total score is 78 out of 100
Daisy: All right!
"D-Bot": Next is Daiya
Daiya: I would like to present, Death Note
"D-Bot": Ooh, this is looks epic, nine for sure
Daitomodachi: Same
Daki: It looks good, especially with Misa. Nine
David Dog: Wow, that's scary! But in a good way. You get a ten for effort!
Albedo: I can see that, I'm amazed by your effort. Ten for that matter
Bucciarati: That's an amazing display you made, It reminded me of my Halloween night. Ten
Chiaki: This is truly amazing you have done there. Ten
Dave: Your diorama is GROOVY! Ten of course
Dicey rolls and lands on nine
D.S.B: Wow, I agree with David Dog, that's an amazing effort, it sorta reminds me of the Backrooms or Henry Treverson's creatures. Ten
"D-Bot": Daiya, your total score is 96 out of 100. The highest yet ever for now
The rest of members of Dancing Dandelions are surprised
Donut: Wow, our team is having high chances of winning
Daiya: Thank you, I am a huge fan of this anime
"D-Bot": Next is Daniel J. D'Arby.
Daniel J. D'Arby: Very well then (he shows of a diorama about Dracula)
"D-Bot": Wow, that's a good work about Dracula, I declare an eight
Daitomodachi: Nice, eight
Daki: This is so badass, ten
David Dog: Ooh, I love the vampire theming of the movie. It definitely feels like a nice time when we watched the 1931 film in SDE4. Nice! You get an eight.
Albedo: I must say that I'm amazed this work as well, I say nine
Bucciarati: Yes, Dracula is a good movie. Nine
Chiaki: Ten, it reminds me of Castlevania
Dave: I can feel the taste of the blood, Dracula's blood taste. Teeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn!
Dicey rolls and lands on 10
Daniel J. D'Arby: Perfecto!
D.S.B: I really love that reference so much and it reminds me of one of my contestants. Ten
"D-Bot": Daniel J. D'Arby, your total score is 92 out of 100
Daniel J. D'Arby: Ok, it might not highest ever, but I'll take it
"D-Bot": Next is Daniel
Daniel: Behold my piece! (he showcases a diorama about Da Vinci's Demons)
"D-Bot": Did you rush to work? I guess I give you eight for a fast paste
Daitomodachi: I never heard of that series before, six
Daki: Ooh, fascinating, especially with a handsome protagonist! Nine
David Dog: Um, not bad I guess. I'll say... five.
Albedo: Um, seven I guess
Bucciarati: I haven't heard of that source before and artwork was fascinating, eight suppose
Chiaki: I have nothing to say about, seven
Dave: That guy with wings that reminded me of Manbat if he was a handsome man. Eight
Dicey rolls and lands on six
D.S.B: I never heard of that series, but it may have looked good. Eh, six
"D-Bot": Daniel, your total score is 70 out of 100
Daniel: Great
"D-Bot": Next is David from Camp Camp
David (CC): Hello, I would like showcase my diorama, It's called "Doctor Dolittle"
"D-Bot": Is that a zoo with animals that start with D, I'll take it as a ten!
Daitomodachi: I think is great, seven
Daki: Those animals are very cute, Ten!
David Dog: Wow, you got a lot of animal models over the place, but mostly animals that start with D in there, including my own species. It's awesome! You get a ten for effort!
Albedo: There were nice animals in this diorama, eight
Bucciarati: This diorama is wholesome looking and the details looked amazing. Nine
Chiaki: Same here
Dave: Donkey is my favorite in this diorama and it's goddamn funny! Nine
Dicey rolls and lands on eight
D.S.B: Dazzling, Ten
"D-Bot": David, your total score is 90 out of 100
Daffy: So far, so good
David (CC): Thanks so much! My hard work pay off
"D-Bot": Next is Deadpool
Deadpool: Behold! Based on my own movies!
"D-Bot": I can see Deadpool. Eight
Daitomodachi: Nine, I can't wait to see your next movie
Daki: There's a next movie for Deadpool? Sweet, Ten!
David Dog: Of course, as expected. You did your own movie. Not a bad thought. I'd say a seven.
Albedo: One of my friends has told me about the upcoming movie of yours, I'm curious to see it. Nine
Bucciarati: I quite enjoy it. The mix of comedy and action is quite intriguing. I find it somewhat difficult to understand your logic sometimes though with all the insane banter you delivered in such a short period of time. Eight, I suppose
Chiaki: I heard you have your own video games, It must be entertaining to play it all day. Ten
Dave: Your diorama is wacky good sh** especially fourth wall breaks. Since you and I were teammates in Digital Dragons, I give ten for the effort
Dicey rolls and lands on 3
Deadpool: Oh really?
D.S.B: Eight
"D-Bot": Deadpool, your total score is 82 out of 100
Deadpool: I'll take it as an success
"D-Bot": Next is Deimos
Deimos: It's showtime! (he showcase diorama about Dayshift at Freddy's)
"D-Bot": Wow, this will surprize one of the eliminated contestants, How about ten
Daitomodachi: I remember having great fun playing this fan parody game, nine
Daki: That's so nice for him, ten
David Dog: Well, I see you did that for your friend Dave, but it looks kinda weird, I think. I'd say a nine.
Albedo: I can see his point, nine as well
Bucciarati: Same, nine
Chiaki: I enjoyed FNAF fan games and that one is a comedy choice game. Ten
Dave: Is that me?! You must have cared so much about me, even if I got eliminated, I declare 100% 10 for you
Dicey rolls and lands on eight
D.S.B: Since my creator is a die hard fan of Five Night at Freddy's and I'll take it as a desert, 10 out of 10
"D-Bot": Deimos, your total score is 94 out of 100
Deimos: Boo-yah!
"D-Bot": Next is Demoman
Demoman: Here you *berp* go (he showcases the diorama based on Dark Souls)
"D-Bot": Is that Dark Souls? I think the creator knew that game when he was little, even though it was displayed for a mature audience. I say nine for great effort
Daitomodachi: Damn, you worked on that diorama while you were drunk? Neat, Ten
Daki: I say ten
David Dog: Ooh, the dark medieval setting works very perfectly for someone who is always drunk. I like it! Nine.
Albedo: This looks fascinating, that theme really suits you. Nine
Bucciarati: It looks historical and it has a really great taste. Nine
Chiaki: Woah, you made this diorama based on a very hard difficulty and challenging game to beat, it also requires a lot of patience to advance. I'm even surprised that you didn't barfed on it. 10 out of 10!
Dave: Dark Souls... Most gamers have heard of this game. I would rage quit it over the first level. On the other hand, it looks badass. Nine
Dicey rolls and land on 9
D.S.B: Oh Dear Dungarees and Dishes, I never thought a TF2 character would make a diorama based on one of the highest difficulties in video games history and some of them beat it. To be fair I'll give it an eight
"D-Bot": Demoman, your total score is 92 out of 100
Demoman: Hell *berp* yeah!
"D-Bot": Next is Devil from Cuphead
Devil: You will be amazed for this (he showcases a diorama based on Dark Prince: The True Story of Dracula)
"D-Bot": Damn! That's demonic! *thoughts* (It reminds me of "Demon In The Sack" trope) Nine, I give it a nine
Daitomodachi: It is much like Dracula, but with a different point of view. Eight
Daki: Woah, that's a different kind of Dracula, but I haven't seen the show. I might give it try in some day, seven
David Dog: Wow, I've never heard of that show, but it looks like a really scary and twisted version of the Dracula series. I like it though. You get an eight.
Albedo: It sorta feels off, six
Bucciarati: I haven't heard of this series, the effort looks alright, six
Chiaki: Um, six?
Dave: It's still Dracula, ten
Dicey rolls and lands on nine
D.S.B: Woah, it does feel different. I prefer the Dracula version of Hotel Transylvania. seven, I guess
"D-Bot": Devil, your total score is 76 out of 100
Devil: Eh, it's good enough anyways
"D-Bot": Next is Dezmond
Dezmond: Here! I worked on it in one hour and a half (he showcases a diorama based on Delta Rune)
"D-Bot": Sweet! You get ten
Daitomodachi: Damn, your scarf arms made it a quick effort, you get 10
Daki: Ooh, I love it when you have done it by using your scarf. Ten
David Dog: Wow, this diorama looks really awesome! It definitely had some effort all over the place. You get a ten.
Albedo: I can see you put every detail on it with fair amount of time, ten
Bucciarati: With your dependent arms from your scarf, I must be impressed by your talent. Ten for sure
Chiaki: Deltarune is one of my many favorites video games and the effort looks accurate, Ten
Dave: Damn, look at those darkness. Being as a team leader of Digital Dragons, you get ten for your respect
Dicey rolls and lands on 8
D.S.B: That's definitely very detailed, I'm not sure if I heard this game or not, but since you all liked that game, I give it a ten
"D-Bot": Dezmond, your total score is 98 out of 100, that's a new highest score yet
Deadpool: I can feel that we can be placed first!
"D-Bot": Next is Diavolo *thoughts* (that's odd, he usually suffers from the effects from Golden Experience Requiem, but he hasn't died since he entered this season, but oh well)
Diavolo: My diorama called Dead by Daylight I guess
"D-Bot": It's definitely good, nine
Daitomodachi: That's good effort Diavolo, nine
Daki: The way the characters act, it looks so good! Ten!
David Dog: Hmm... I heard this game is getting a film adaptation. But it looks kinda cool overall. You get a seven.
Albedo: I see you put dark horror elements into it, seven suppose
Bucciarati: I really can't forgive you for how you had treated your daughter to hide your identity, judging from the diorama, it looks fine. No matter, four for what you had done to my team. I ment in Passione
Chiaki: This game is very good and I had fun with this game, ten
Dave: I like the horror setting, Diavolo. eight
Dicey rules and lands on eight
D.S.B: I never of this game, but it looks decent, six
"D-Bot": Diavolo, your total score is 71 out of 100
Diavolo: Ok, I didn't expect Bucciarati to show up
"D-Bot": Whatever, next is Diluc
Diluc: This theme is The Dark Knight
"D-Bot": *thoughts* (Is that Harley Quinn?, I wanted her again) Ten
Daitomodachi: This theme of this diorama is worth it, ten
Daki: Ooh, it has Harley Quinn as well, ten
David Dog: Wow, I'm surprised you have this adaptation of Batman right over there and also my favorite portrayal of the Joker, particularly the "Very poor choice of words" scene. I love it! Eight.
Albedo: It's nice to see you Diluc, this diorama is Batman themed, it looked very detailed. I give it eight
Bucciarati: Since Batman and I were in the final two in season B. I'd say ten
Chiaki: Oh, I have played a lot of Batman games. Ten of course
Dave: Eight
Dicey rules and lands on six
D.S.B: Since Batman is so iconic, I'd give it nine
"D-Bot": Diluc, your total score is 89 out of 100, similar to Daddy Dearest
Diluc: I'll take it then
Doppio: Hey Diluc, why did you choose this theme,
Diluc: Ever since the 25th episode overall, Bennet has been talking about Batman until this day
Doppio: Wow, that special made him into a fan
"D-Bot": Next is Dio (Oh god, please don't kill me)
Dio: I hope I get the maximum score (he showcases the Danganronpa themed diorama)
"D-Bot": Definitely ten!
Daitomodachi: That's' the most accurate diorama I ever seen one, ten
Daki: Same! Ten!
David Dog: Ooh, I love how you put all the characters from this game that were in this very show. It looks awesome! You get a ten.
Albedo: That's artistically realistic, I liked how you to Aoi, Akane and Angie's classmates. 10 out of 10
Bucciarati: Same thing goes to Byakuya. Ten
Chiaki: Ooh, this is a game where I came from, including the Hope's Peak Academy, my classmates and Monomi. Ten!
Dave: I heard this game is very GROOVY! Ten
Dicey rolls and lands on ten
D.S.B: Um, ten I guess?
"D-Bot": Wow, your total score is a perfect 100 out of 100. From Announcer's gratitude, I should've gave you this win-token (gives Dio a win-token)
Dio: Perfect
"D-Bot": Next is Diona
Diona: My theme is Doki Doki Literature Club, what do you think?
"D-Bot": It looks really dazzling! Ten! (I really wanted a friday night with Monika)
Daitomodachi: Damn! It looks very realistic, I give it ten for the surprising credit
Daki: Cute! Ten!
David Dog: Wow, the fact that you were able to put this very part of someone hanging himself just gives me a ten alone, because it looks so nice and lifelike.
Albedo: Being a bartender in Cat's Tail, I'm surprised you made amazing artwork, like your drinks. Ten
Bucciarati: It looks artistically realistic and it looks lovely. Eight
Chiaki: That's a sweet choice and a very memorable one. Ten for your effort
Dave: I like it, although this is based on a dating simulator, I give it an eight
Dicey rolls and land on seven
D.S.B: Same with this dice, seven
"D-Bot": Diona, your total score is 90 out of 100
Diona: Thanks, it does feel great with all of my hard work
"D-Bot": Next is Donald, I hope his diorama is worth it
Donald: Sure thing (then he realizes that he hasn't brought his diorama) I'll be right back with one and you will love this one
Damien: (he was inside of double bag and whispers) Now, it's time
Daniel swaps Donald's Diorama with an actual Deinonychus, then he picks up his "diorama" and places on the table
Donald: Behold! Danny and the Dinosaur!
Then the Deinonychus roars at everyone and looks at David Dog while thinking him as a delicious dessert
Daki: Is that an actual dinosaur?!
"D-Bot": This is going to be very bad!
Daitomodachi: Guys, why does he start at David Dog?
Dave: Holy sh**, that's a goddamn dinosaur!
D.S.B: What are we going to do?
Bucciarati: Don't worry everyone, I'm going to knock out this dinosaur. (then he summons his stand from his back) STICKY FING-
Then Diego Brando while he's in dinosaur form thanks to his stand attack Deinonychus by slamming him and both of them starting to fight while rolling on the ground
Chiaki: Woah, did anyone see what I just saw?
Albedo: Is that Diego Brando and when did he manage to get here?
Dave: Yeah, that's definitely him. He was about to kill Dai when he was drugged and though he was going to kill him
David Dog: You're saying the contestants went through an overdose?
"D-Bot": Nevermind that! Donald, what is definitely wrong with you! You tried to get us killed?! Nope, I'm not going to take credit over that dino, just like I got shot in the head! 0!
Daitomodachi: Sorry Donald, That was the second murder attempt by a dinosaur in one day. Just one point
Daki: Wow, you brought a dinosaur fight. That is sickly cool! Ten!
The other looked disappointed
Daki: What? Didn't you guys supposed to love fights in fiction media, just like in Dragon Ball or-
David Dog: Donald, is this supposed to be a joke? Your "diorama" just consists of a Deinonychus almost killing me. I'm sorry, even though you're the runner-up, you get a zero.
Albedo: That dinosaur could have killed us, but you said it is based on Danny and the Dinosaur and it doesn't match up from what I saw. two, at least it's better than Coiny's cake. Dear Barbados for that one
Bucciarati: I agree with Albedo. I give it a one
Chiaki: I never expected to think about bringing a dinosaur to attempt to murder one of us. I give it a one
Dave: Four, that's really out of character for you, Donald.
Announcer: The die also gets a zero.
Donald: What?! There's no way that a dice has-
Announcer: Shush!
Donald: Where did the Announcer come from?
D.S.B: First you took over the Arcade Park, now this! I am so disappointed in you, but you still get one point, since you won the show.
Donald: But I didn't make this diorama! Someone must've sabotaged it!
"D-Bot": Shut it up, save the excuses later! We got the next contest to say his or her diorama
Damien: *whispers* Heh, heh, heh! Worth it!
Daffy: Hey! Donald had made a diorama and- OH MY GOODNESS! Somebody sabotaged Donald!
David (CC): Poor Donald! We really need to proof his innocence before he gets the boot it off
"D-Bot": Donald's total score is 19 out of 100. Next is Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong: There you go (he showcases his diorama based on Dragon Ball)
"D-Bot": Wow, this diorama looks AMAZING. Ten for you!
Daitomodachi: Wow, this is the greatest theme you have chosen and as for that I give you ten
Daki: I agree with Dai, ten!
David Dog: Well, I was expecting your own game, or the Donkey Kong Country games, but it is nice considering that it does kind of look like a tribute to Akira Toriyama who just passed away. I like it. You get a nine.
Donkey Kong: Oh yeah, I learn his creator's passing so I decided to make a memorial for him
Daki: *sobs* Wow, this is truly nice for doing this for him
Albedo: I feel sorry for their loss. My assistant Sucrose has lost her friend too. I give it a ten for the respects
Bucciarati: I agree with him, It must be painful to see him in the past like this. I give it a ten for the respects as well
Chiaki: Although this franchise has great games, it is truly sad to know the creator for this creation had died. Ten for the respects
Dave: Wow, you just made a memorial for him? I know Dragon Ball is a powerfully popular anime franchise, but it sucks to learn of his passing. Ten
Dicey rolls and lands on eight
D.S.B: I know one of the character was recommended in one of the Cole's versions, but that series is very iconic in the media, nine
"D-Bot": Donkey Kong, your total score is 95 out of 100. That was a memorial one
Donkey Kong: Thank you everyone
"D-Bot": Next is Donut
Donut: Oh, hi. here's my diorama (he showcases his diorama based Diary of the Wimpy Kid)
"D-Bot": Nine, It looked nostalgic
Daitomodachi: Eight, you did great Donut
Daki: Ooh, ten
David Dog: Wow, this looks really faithful to the book, which is my childhood's, artstyle. I love it! You get a nine.
Albedo: Well, I give it a ten for very accurate look in his source
Bucciarati: I agree with his point, ten
Chiaki: That's really nostalgic, ten
Dave: Is that Diary of a Wimpy Kid? I give it a ten for credit
Dicey rolls and lands on two
Donut: What?!
D.S.B: Calm down Donut, I can see the resemblance between you and Greg Heffley, both of them have diaries. Nine. Although coincidences doesn't start with D
"D-Bot": Donut, your total score is 87 out of 100
Donut: Wow, thanks. I should continue writing on my new diary
"D-Bot": Next is Doppio *thoughts* (I hope he's comfortable on his presentation)
Doppio: Hello everyone, here's my diorama (he showcase his diorama based on DARLING in the FRANXX)
"D-Bot": *thoughts* (I hope Zero becomes a guest in my show) I must say that diorama is great, I give it fairly eight
Daitomodachi: I heard of this anime before and it's badass, nine
Daki: Ten. I like how you modeled Zero
David Dog: Wow, those monsters look kinda cool, I guess, but nothing really special. I'd say a six.
Albedo: These monsters reminded me of mechanical golems made by futui. Eight for impressive inspiration
Bucciarati: Don't worry about it Doppio, I know your boss had done unforgivable things to his daughter for his identity sake and you had died once in my body. How about an eight, does it sound good?
Doppio: Yeah
Chiaki: I like you put details put in this diorama, I get it a nine
Dave: Flower once said "Well, I see you put effort into it, like baking it and stuff, I'll give it a seven for what wonderful things it could have been!" The baking part was the crafting material part. Nice job, man
Dicey rolls and lands on four
D.S.B: I never heard of this anime before, but I give it a six
"D-Bot": Doppio, your total score is 75 out of 100.
Doppio: Well, that's minus quarter of the maximum
Daiya: You had done it great Doppio, it think all of us had presented our dioramas except Dori
"D-Bot": Speaking of Dori, she's last. Show us your diorama
Dori: Very well. The theme I chose is Demon Slayer which is a popular Japanese manga and anime series written by Koyoharu Gauge. The series, also known as "Kimetsu no Yaiba'' in Japanese, gained significant popularity and has become a cultural phenomenon worldwide.
"D-Bot": Wow, I give nine for digital facts *thoughts* (I still remember that moment where Tanjiro and Dai argument)
Daitomodachi: Nezuko might have appeared in KWC, I would prefer Mitsuri Kanroji or Shinobu Kocho. As for diorama, I say ten for accurately detailed work
Daki: Ten *thoughts* (I really wanted to play a deck of cards with Nezuko)
David Dog: Yeah, I'd say a seven. It's not really something I'd write home about.
Albedo: Being as the selling merchant in Sumeru. I believe you made something great other than selling memory capsules. I give you an eight
Bucciarati: I looked remarkable, I say eight
Chiaki: Nine, I know this anime has a video game adaptation
Dave: Eight
Dicey rolls and lands on ten
D.S.B: I haven't heard of this anime either, I give it a six
"D-Bot": Dori, your total score is 85 out of 100
Dori: That's great, are you going to reveal the total scores?
"D-Bot": Oh yeah, right! Let's reveal the total scores!
Dazzling Dimes: 536 / 700
Dancing Dandelions: 566 / 700
Dread Dragoons: 636 / 700
"D-Bot": It turns out the Dread Dragoons are declared victorious! As their reward, they will get to choose a losing member to join their team.
Dio: YES! OUR TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!
Diona: Thanks to Dori's intelligence and Dezmond's scarf arms, we won!
Deadpool: If we can keep it like that, we are the unstoppable team
Demoman: Yeah! *burp We are a dominating team!
"D-Bot": As Dancing Dandelions, you are safe from the elimination, but you won't be picking a losing member
Diluc: It's fine.
Doppio: At least we won't be up for elimination this time
Daisy: I feel sad that Darkness is eliminated
Daiya: Don't worry Daisy, she'll get a chance to re-enter the competition
Donut: Yeah, hopefully she'll come back better than before
"D-Bot": As for Dazzling Dimes, your team is up for elimination and I'm disappointed to one of the members
Donald: I hope I didn't get eliminated over a sabotage that I didn't do
Daffy: Look Donny, I know you didn't do that stunt, but whoever made that, he or she will pay for this!
David (CC): And we already from this team already and we lose two members, this is going to be hard to deal with
Deimos: Don't give it up man, we can still recover from one loss of a challenge. We can manage a team of five
Donkey Kong: *thinking* (I can't believe somebody sabotage Donald's diorama with an actual dinosaur and I really need to healed an alliance meeting)
"D-Bot": Now the challenge is over, it's time for-
Then a dinosaur roar can be heard from Daniel's demonic shrine and the judges came to see what's happening inside until they see Diego Brando as a victor while the Deinonychus layed dead with blood coming out due to deep cuts and bites on the neck
"D-Bot": That dinosaur had won!
Daitomodachi: I can see that, but aside from that. Why there's an alien statue in this room
Daki: Wow, Diego had won the fight, but why there's a demonic spiritual shrine
Dave: Oh yeah, it reminds me of the shrine of Godred
Chiaki: Yeah, it looked haunted
Bucciarati: I have no knowledge what's happening in there before the dinosaur fight
David Dog: Woah, this looks spooky
D.S.B: Yeah, it looked scary
Albedo: Let's just leave out this demonic shrine room
Dave: Come on Diego, let's get out of this room
The judges and Diego Brando left the shrine room
After they left the shrine room, Diego Brando turns back into a human
"D-Bot": I must say thank you to Diego Brando for saving us from that vicious dinosaur
Diego Brando: It was no problem, It is unfortunate that I'm eliminated. It was surely please to secure the safety for you guys
Dave: Yeah, thanks for saving our asses from being mauled and eaten alive
Diego Brando: Of course, let's go back to Declan's car and drive to Dollar Tree store
Then the real D-Bot arrives with improved defense system
D-Bot: I'm back everyone! And damn, there's somebody dresses as me
David Dog: Wait, are you the real D-Bot?
D-Bot: Yeah, it's nice to meet you David Dog
D.S.B: Um, can somebody explain what's going on here?
Daitomodachi: Actually, I know what actually happened. You see, while you were shot by an unknown sniper hitman look alike, I decided to bring the contestants to KWC set, then Deadpool had won the prize, Diego Brando and Darkness got eliminated and they went abnormally crazy and though they were going to be killed while acted like dementia bastards, just like the other contestants got knocked out during the challenge. After the elimination, we went for an argument about your situation, then I temporarily became a host while Daki was a co-host. Then we made the contestants roll the dice to form into three different teams since they reached the final 21. Then we made him dressed as you to be a part of the judging challenge. After that the contestants had participated in a diorama challenge based on themes of franchises that starts with D and we're ten judges incling me, Daki, one of the eliminated contestants, a decahedron dice and one of the letter speaker boxes. Most of the dioramas are good except for one and who is it may ask? It's Donald's, he presented an actual Deinonychus instead of Danny and the Dinosaur and that dino tried to kill one of the judges until Diego Brando saved our butts from getting killed and he killed that dino in a demonic shrine, you should check this one out. And that was pretty much it. Did I do a great job as a host while you were gone?
Daki: Do you like our work?
D-Bot: Well, I must appreciate the work you have put in the management of my contestants. As your reward, you can get one favor each from me. And as for that guy who dressed as me, I must thank you for holding my place during the diorama judging challenge, even though you didn't start with D.
"D-Bot": Why thank you, I really loved those dioramas that the contestants have made. Anyways, I should be leaving now (he starts to run to outside of Denny's and takes of D-Bot costume and screaming the phrase "I'M FREE!")
Daitomodachi: At least Kakyoin is back to his show set
Daki: So, Dai. Are we going to have a next guest waifu that starts with D in Kaky's show?
Daitomodachi: It depends, but ok
D.S.B: Well, that was definitely a good challenge, I'm going back to Arcade Park, because those poor people in the arcade park are having a hard time making new words, so I'll see you guys at the penultimate! Daddy-O! (he left to Arcade Park)
David Dog: That was surprising, I didn't notice that you were shot by unknown person, but I hope somebody put this bastard out soon. Anyways, that was dazzling to be a part of this challenge and I have taken lots of pictures of your contestants' dioramas except for Donald's of course. Why didn't you guys make Devin a contestant? Anyways, I'm going back to Amusement Park, bye for now! (he left to Amusement Park)
Albedo: It was nice to be back as judges, I must say that they put a lot of effort into dioramas, hopefully they'll be displayed in the D Room if this competition's season is over. We will see you at the semi-finale (the three winners has left to Apartament Complex)
Dave: Well, it was fun judging at dioramas and I will see you at the rejoining ceremony. Goodbye everyone! (he left with Diego Brando and ridded into Declan's car)
Declan: Did you get the weapon?
Dave: Yes, I got that bastard's dirty bomb and its detonator box. I can't believe somebody is trying to blow up this place with the judges inside.
Diego Brando: Good thing it didn't blow up, it could have gotten worse, if I didn't reach it in time
Dark Choco: As for now, we need to dispose that bomb, before it blows up
Darkness: Yeah, I can't believe one of his schemes got me eliminated and it was very abnormal for me to do that.
Declan: I know it's not your fault, but we need to get rid of this bomb first then, we go to the Dollar Tree store
Dave: Sounds like a good idea, but how's Dark Cacao's doing?
Declan: Well..
At the Dark Cacao Kingdom
Dedede: (he keeps repeatedly banging on the gates with his hammer) Come on, open the door!
While that, the first three eliminated contestants are playing the dice game on floor in front of the gates to the castle
Devil Cookie: (rolls six dice and lands on all sixes) Yes! I won! Heh heh hee!
David (BFDI): Aw Seriously?!
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Hey Dedede, are you done with slamming the door. I know you care about Dark Cacao, but I'm really worried about his situation)
Dedede: I know Dora, It's been weeks since he hasn't come out of his castle. I really want to know he's alright
Devil Cookie: Oh please, leave him be, I'm sure his misery would be deeper
Back to Declan's car
Declan: Yeah, I'm sure he's going to be fine after his incident
Then a knock can be heard from his car
Bonnie: Hello, Can I get a ride to the Apartment Complex? I'm stuffed from breakfast at Denny's
Declan: *sigh* Just don't vomit in my car, ok?
Back to Denny's
D-Bot: So, who won and lost the challenge? (Daitomodachi whispers to him) Oh, anyways, the Dazzling dimes are up for elimination and it ends the diorama episode. Who do you think will be eliminated in the next episode ? Find out in the next episode of A.C.E and bye for now!
AT THE APARTMENT COMPLEX
Barbara: Okay, another episode done! What did you guys think? And yeah, I'm taking over for Albedo before he returns.
Aviva: Well, this contest was all about making dioramas.
Bart: I know. Wow, a diorama contest. It reminded me of the time my sister Lisa once participated in a diorama contest and sabotaged her new girl's diorama based on Edgar Allen Poe's "The Tell-Tale Heart."
Clyde: Wow, that was so harsh of your sister to do that.
Bart: Well, it was my idea.
Benny: So what diorama did your sister named after one of Luan's siblings make?
Bart: She made one based on "Oliver Twist."
Blocky: At least your sister won, right?
Bart: Actually, Ralph Wiggum won for his diorama which is just limited edition Star Wars figures still in their display box.
Chewbacca: (wookie noises)
Bart: Yeah, you were one of them.
Candace: At least they were making dioramas based on books from my childhood like Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Dick and Jane, and Doctor Dolittle.
Arthur: Yep, all those classic books.
Celestia: Although the part where Donald's Danny and the Dinosaur diorama was sabotaged with a real dinosaur on the loose really surprises me.
Amy: I agree.
Chef Pee Pee: It was kind of like the time I saw a T-Rex in the kitchen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRHLOWXPzm0 (5:46-5:58)
Anna: Well, that dinosaur was attacked and was killed by Diego Brando while using his stand on himself
Bot: That was a brutal scene there
Baseball: Does anyone find it strange that Kakyoin was wearing the D-Bot costume during the challenge as a judge?
Avdol: I can see that, I honestly feel bad about D-Bot, he missed a challenge
Aqua: And I though Darkness's elimination was sad
Badger: Diego Brando's elimination was fair, but I'm surprised to see one of the elimination contestants as a judge
Barbara: Yeah, overall is pretty good.
Brock: So, what next challenge in the next challenge is going to be?
Baelz: I don't know, maybe Deadpool's words can predict the next challenge
Albedo: Hey guys, we're back!
BoJack: Hey! It was definitely a good experience being the judges again, right?
Bucciarati: Yeah, it was.
Chiaki: Indeed!
Cartoon Cat: Including that dinosaur?
Albedo: That dinosaur was defeat by Diego Brando, it was graphic sight at some random demonic shrine was found in Denny's
Chiaki: Well, I have this picture of this shrine, but I'll show it to you at tomorrow
Bucciarati: Anyways, where's Bonnie?
Bonnie: Hey guys! I'm back! I was at Denny's and I saw the whole challenge including the dinosaur fight while I was recording it. I'm only going to upload the video about the dinosaur fight on my Youtube channel.
Chica: Then how did you get back here
Bonnie: Well, I took a ride in one of the eliminated contestants' cars. I wonder who the veterans in Djibouti are doing now
Balloon Boy: I really must feel about them being stranded in the middle of the desert
Cody: Should I just call the emergency service for them
Charles: Nah, I'm sure they are fine in their situation
At Cairo, Egypt
Drakken: *pants and sweating* How much is left to go?
Dhalsim: We only got couple of miles to go
Diddy: I wonder if there's a place that we can sleep for the night?
Dipper: Guys, let's check this mansion
Daphne: Let's check it out if someone let us stay for one night
Dee Dee: I'm going to knock on the gates
Dexter: Be careful on that, Dee Dee
Dee Dee starts to knock on the door and opens and they encountered Pet Shop
Pet Shop: *falcon noises*
Daisy Duck: Is that a falcon wearing a helmet?
Dracula: That's Pet Shop, one of the Egypt nine Glory Gods and a guardian of Dio's mansion
Pet Shop starts to take a look at the veterans
Drake: So, this bird thinks he's had a chance to stand against me? *laughs*
Pet Shop start to charge up his stand Horus charging it's ice attack and they dodge it
Danny: Be careful everyone, that falcon is a stand user
???: What's with this raucous nonsense? Oh you must be the veterans in the peanut gallery where Lord Dio has meet along with my brother
Doofenshmirtz: Who are you?
Telence T. D'Arby: I'm Telence T. D'Arby, or you can call me D'Arby the Player. I'm Dio's butler and one of the Egypt nine Glory Gods. How may I help you?
Darth Vader: We were sent to Djibouti by a stumble across a demonic shrine room and we need to get back to the United States of America before the aftermath show starts. Do you know the directions?
Telence T. D'Arby: Sure thing. But first, you all needed rest and don't worry about it, I have just a great place for your needs. If you still have energy left, I can lend you to my room where there's a lot of video games to choose from.
Dora the Explorer: Oh yes, we would like to go into your master's mansion
Daria: Finally, a place to sleep in from all tiring walks
Daphne: At least we have a room to sleep in
Duncan: Sure, I don't mind playing video games in your room, Telence
Telence T. D'Arby: Excellent! I can lead you all the way
Telence T. D'Arby allows the veterans to enter Dio's mansion for one night.
Daisy Duck: Well, I hope Donald Duck will survive this.
Meanwhile in solitary confinement; Mirabel has been sent there in Dmitri's cryogenic maximum security cell
Eliminator: You will not escape us this time!
Announcer: Oh my gosh, Mirabel! I cannot believe you took out a sniper rifle and just randomly killed the D-Bot! Did you know that it takes some money to fix the place where she shot him? Well, thanks to Leonard Lion and Abraham Rhinoceros for stopping her after she shot the poor host. But seriously, there will be no more accidents like this ever again. And it's a good thing Mirabel will not escape for a really long time, thanks to the new cell Dmitri and Grigori installed to keep the Loan Dolphin in. From now on, Dmitri's guards at the Wall or members of the Toppat Clan will guard the whole area so there will be no shootings in BC01's Season D or especially Cole's Season P, especially when PTLD-93 is still on the loose.
Constantine: Well, you will pay for this for locking up Mirabel like this!
Morag: I agree! Encanto is a great movie! You should watch it!
Evil Announcer: In fact, she should not be in this cell! It should be those troublemakers, Annie and Flain!
Announcer: Oh no, we are not starting that again, otherwise Cole will disconnect Nathan from A.A.I. In fact, if you guys attempt to free Mirabel or escape solitary confinement and commit more crimes like shootings, sending incomplete season contestants to the apartment complex, or especially putting Annie and Flain in cheat jail, you will be put in the exact same cell as Mirabel, but not before you will be humiliated by having the ABBs record you guys kissing Claire and Sophie in the cheek, and you guys will also be forced to drink apples made of urine from the arcade park bathrooms. (Get Rekt sound) Anyways, if you'll excuse us, we gotta go back to building more words at the arcade park, because if we build more words, that means A.A.I. will no longer be a slow pace.
Quigley: Exactly! (Announcer and Quigley leave)
Eliminator: You have no weapons, and you have no options.
Meanwhile in Daniel's shrine
Damien: Great job, Daniel. The poor duck has been humiliated once again.
Daniel: Thank you so much, it's definitely an honor having you as your servant. So guess what, I just found out about the next contest. (to the people reading) Sorry, to spoil you guys by the way. (to Damien) Everyone is going to play Dungeons and Dragons!
Damien: Ooh, nice. Everybody's favorite RPG. I got the perfect plan. Not like that idiot headphone guy's "perfect plan," but we are going to lure those contestants into the game. You see, 10 minutes into the game, the contestants get sucked into the game. And then, suddenly, we will knock out the drunk guy unconscious and have the fourth-wall breaking superhero's swords next to it, so everybody will think he killed the drunk guy. Then everybody will go crazy, the game will turn into a Hunger Games battle, causing everybody but you to get eaten by a dragon, making you win the contest!
Daniel: Wow, you're lucky everybody will be revived after the board game, but that will definitely get that annoying superhero out. It's genius! I'm glad nobody will hear that.
Donald: (holding a tape recorder containing Daniel's lines) Oh yes. No one indeed.
Meanwhile in the elimination voting booth, Donald Duck is writing "Daniel" all over the place on sheets of paper and place them onto the ballet box
Donald: Well, well, well, Daniel, I cannot believe you are ruining my chance of winning, and even starting to lose DSB's trust. Well, the next time your time loses, let's just say, you go "doodly-bye!" (laughs evilly)
Chapter 12: Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons!
Chapter Text
At dawn after the challenge
Diavolo was staring at the window
Doppio: Hey, boss. Are you alright?
Diavolo: Of course I am, what do you want?
Doppio: I was thinking all of that happened earlier, I figured the rest of our teammates find it hard to trust you after what Bucciarati said about your past.
Diavolo: *sigh* I don't know what I'm going to say to them Doppio, they learnt what I am as a monster. If our team loses the next one, I'm a goner.
Doppio: Don't say something like that, I know there's a chance to redeem yourself. I know we all made mistakes in the past, but we can move on and Improve for the better
Diavolo: You know what, after I suffered multiple deaths with the effects of Golden Experience Requiem ability, those deaths taught me a valuable lesson that I can't forget and it changed me. I was originally going to take revenge on Giorno Giovanna for overthrone me, but I decided against it.
Doppio: Are you going to let him be the new boss of Passione?
Diavolo: Just let him live in his dreams, Doppio. He got everything that he wanted.
Daiya: Hey, I heard the conversation, what are you talking about?
Diavolo: Talking about guilt and sorrows
Daiya: Oh, it may be deserving for the attempted murder on your daughter, but experiencing multiple deaths must be horrible for you
Diavolo: Of course it does, I tried to get rid of her for my identity safe while taking the requiem arrow and failed because of Bucciarati's gang team
Daiya: So, what's your daughter's name?
Diavolo: Her name is Trish Una
Daiya: That's a nice name. But, are you seeking redemption, right?
Diavolo: That is correct. I wanted to change my point if view to improve my position
Daiya: If you're going to change for the better, than I'm glad you decided to choose the rightful direction
Diavolo: I can sense that it's been more than a week since we have been to competition and about the purpose of it
Daiya: Well, we reached the first third way mark which we can say we made it our small achievement by surviving elimination rounds
Doppio: And the double ones are a little scary, I guess we're going to be twenty of us soon
Diavolo: It will happen eventually, I have a hard time believing Donald would be out this time despite having brought a Deinonychus as a diorama and named Danny and the Dinosaur and it's something about it. As for us, we can't choose to save him, but that other team can. For seriousness, I wanted to have an opportunity to be more active than ever before
Then Daisy came
Daisy: Oh, how are you guys?
Doppio: Hi Daisy, we're having a conversation both from what happened recently and Diavolo's change
Daisy: Is he going to be more active in challenges from now on?
Diavolo: Indeed, if we want to make it until the end, we need strong teamwork. Let's do this as a new team.
Then they do the hand stacking
Daisy, Daiya and Doppio: For the better
Then raised their arms up, then they let it go
Then D-Bot came
D-Bot: Hello there, I just wanted to let you know that I'm feeling deeply great about what I'm about to show you. But, you gotta do the ceremonies first
Doppio: Well, our team wasn't put for both ceremonies
D-Bot: Where are the others going?
The ones who haven't got knocked out during the dodgeball challenge except Daniel are at the meeting. The Dreaded Dragoons are playing a deck of cards and The Dazzling Dimes were found next to them
D-Bot: Oh, anyways Dreaded Dragoons, come with me and as for Dazzling Dimes go to Dai's
At the prize room
D-Bot: Dread Dragoons, I may have missed out in one episode and that plot was different. But in a single day, your team seems to be getting along
Demoman: That's a great choice of words, man.
Diona: I may not like that drunkard, but If this team keeps winning, we'll be like in dreams
Dezmond: This team maybe different, but we feel like we get use to this format set
D-Bot: I decently like it, I know it's time to vote who to deserve the prize
Deadpool: Isn't this obvious? We know who that is
At the voting booth Daddy, Deadpool, Demoman, Dezmond, Dio, Diona and Dori write names on sheet of paper and place it onto ballet box
D-Bot: After quickly reading through the votes, Dio wins the prize again.
Dio: Of course.
Dori: I wonder what his prize is?
D-Bot: Definitely another win-token and his destination decision for the next challenge to took place
Dio: My destination decision, hmmm. (then he whispers to D-Bot)
D-Bot: Ok then, it is declared.
Deadpool: Ooh, I know where we're going
At the elimination room
Daitomodachi was finishing up with his gaming sups drink and Daki is tidying up the area until the Dazzling Dimes came
Deimos: Um, what are you doing?
Daitomodachi: I just finished drinking. Anyways, Dazzling Dimes, your team is up for elimination because of one of the member though a great idea to bring an actual dinosaur as a diorama
Donald: Again, I didn't make that diorama
Devil: Shut up, you cost us!
Deimos: Hey man, quit that piss off. I really wanted to get this through already
David (CC): Today, we're going to lose two members from our team
Daffy: Of course it stinks that we lost, I mean, how bad can we get?
Daitomodachi: I'll get to that later, for now, you guys need to vote some to kick the boot. Before that, I found multiple names on a bunch of sheets of paper. I'm not going to say both the person's name, but there's a security camera to make sure it doesn't get rigged. To put simply, (he points out Donald) you wanted the perpetrator gone, but that vote you sent counts as one, we can't allow multiple votes, that's very unfair. You pretty much jealous of one of your teammates
Deimos: Bruh
Devil: Really? You just voted early on someone else
Donald: Wait, I wasn't trying to vote for the one who did nothing wrong!
Daitomodachi: As for that Donald's vote was already placed, but the rest of you can go to the booth
Deimos: Huh? No revote for him? I guess we have no choice
At the voting booth Daffy, Daniel J. D'Arby, David (CC), Deimos, Devil and Donkey Kong wrote names on sheet of paper and place it onto ballet box
Daitomodachi: Ok, since everyone got their votes in. Before we begin, does anyone want to use the tokens?
Daniel J. D'Arby: I wouldn't
Donkey Kong: Still nope
Daitomodachi: Ok, the prizes for the elimination are-
Daki: Live dodo chicks!
Deimos: Wait, what?
Donkey Kong: Is she joking, isn't she?
Daitomodachi: Daki, where did you get those from?
Daki: Well, when we arrived at somebody's shrine, I was curious about the portal gun thingy from Rick and Morty and I hoped on it when I found them in a group of nests. I only took five, aren't they cute?
Daffy: I admit they are cute, but why did you bring them as prizes?
Daki: I asked a favor for D-Bot and we went for dinosaur hunting trip while we're having fun
Donald: Ok then, I'm surprised you and D-Bot didn't have a single scratch, didn't you?
Daki: I mean, we only used darts and it was effective
Devil: Enough with that! I want to hear the votes
Daitomodachi: Alright! We get into a sec
Daki: Vote reveals time! (opens the ballet box and pulls out the first vote) Daniel, I think he meant you (she points out to Daniel J. D'Arby)
Daniel J. D'Arby raises his eyebrows
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for D'Arby
Daki: (pulls out the another vote) Devil
Devil is annoyed
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for D'Arby, one vote for Devil
Daki: (pulls out the another vote) Daffy
Daffy doesn't like it
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for D'Arby, one vote for Devil, one vote for Daffy
Daki: (pulls out the another vote) Donald
Donald doesn't feel good
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for D'Arby, one vote for Devil, one vote for Daffy.
Daki: (pulls the rest of the votes) Woah, there are two votes for Devil and one for Donald
Donald: Uh oh
Devil: Are saying that I'm out?!
Daitomodachi: I haven't said anything about being eliminated yet. But you two fellow me
Devil and Donald follow Dai Tomodachi to lead to Dreades Dragoons
Daitomodachi: So, you must be Dreaded Dragoons.
Dezmond: That's us
Daitomodachi: You guys have an option to save of them from being eliminated and joining on your team while other is out until there's a chance for a comeback
Daddy: You wanted to choose between two of them? That makes sense
Demoman: We are going for a pissed demon or a dinosaur bringer?
Diona: I suggest to bring Devil our team, since he's recently been a pal to Mr. Dearest
Dori: I can doubt about that, I'm considering to choose on the other option
Dezmond: I think we can give Donald another chance, I mean he was a winner in season D1 (which is Cole's version), he'll surely played fair in his time there
Dio: You're applying, we let him stay? If he was a victim of manipulative sabotage, perhaps we can show of the anticer what's like to be on his shoes
Deadpool: I got you, maybe he wanted to be in revenge arc, that would be nice help him to take down the villain for his payback for what he had done to us
5 minutes of discussing
Daitomodachi: So, what's your decision?
Dezmond: We decided that we bring.................................................... *drum roll*
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.........Donald to our team
Devil: What?! You can't be serious?!
Daitomodachi: With that attitude of yours, you're out of here and I don't make demands
Devil: You choose him over me?!
Daddy: My team though he deserved some grief moment from what happened from that challenge
Dezmond: Yeah, you kinda acted a little jerk to us
Diona: Good thing, I'm not dealing with him
Devil: Well, if Donald didn't do it and was innocent, then show me your proof
Deadpool: Actually, I have his diorama, take a look (he shows Donald's diorama about Danny and the Dinosaur)
Dori: No kidding, he really made that
Donald: See! I told you that I didn't do the sabotage!
Dio: Since his innocence was proven, do you know the perpetrator is?
Donald: Oh yes, I have one in my tape recorder
Deadpool: Mind take I take it, show it to others about your discovery?
Donald: Sure, he'll not going to like this
Devil: So, that trickster put me out of this. When I come back, I'm going to make sure the one who messed us up will pay for what they had done to us! Oh, have a nice run. Farewell.
Daitomodachi: Ok, he already said it. I guess it's time for him to go
Daitomodachi sends Devil back to his homeworld
Deadpool: Welcome to our team, Donald.
Donald: Thanks for saving me guys
Dezmond: No problem, Dio and Deadpool told us what really happened from the previous performance
Demoman: Yeah, somebody is playing tricks on us.
Diona: Whoever did that isn't cool nor funny
Daitomodachi: The ones are safe got the dodos and hopefully the Wild Kratts will bring them back to their habitats
Aviva: That's right. Dodos were endemic to Mauritius, which is a volcanic island located east of Madagascar. They inhabited the forests and coastal areas of the island. Also, it's just me and Chris. It's not my full gang until after Seasons 10, 11, and 13.
Dori: They were large, flightless birds, standing about one meter (3.3 feet) tall and weighing around 10 to 18 kilograms (22 to 40 pounds). They had a rounded body, small wings, and a large, hooked beak. Dodos had grayish-brown feathers, a plump appearance, and short, stumpy legs. They also became extinct in the late 17th century. It is believed that the main factors contributing to their extinction were human activities, such as hunting, habitat destruction, and the introduction of non-native species like rats, pigs, and monkeys, which preyed on dodo eggs and competed for resources. Due to the lack of natural predators on Mauritius, they had no fear of humans and were easily hunted. They were described as clumsy and slow-moving birds. It is believed that dodos primarily fed on fruits, seeds, and possibly fallen nuts. The dodo was first encountered by European sailors in the late 16th century when Mauritius was being explored. Its name is believed to have derived from the Dutch word "dodoor," which means "sluggard" or "simpleton."
Aviva: Wow, you are a really smart one as a selling merchant from Sumeru.
Donald: Aviva? What are you doing here?
Aviva: I thought I was going to scare of the eliminated contestant who refused to accept to be eliminated, but I guess not
Deadpool: Your jumpscare look was taken inspiration from Annie Einstein and June who used big black eyes with circular pupils and wide creepy smile
Aviva: Anyways, I should be back to Apartament Complex (she goes off back to Apartament Complex)
Diona: That was odd, don't you agree?
Daddy: She came for facts about dodos and Dori said a lot of them
Deadpool: If Dodo from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland: In Lewis Carroll's famous novel and Ice Age, they would be surprised the information about them
Daitomodachi: Anyways, I gotta renew the sheets
After the ceremonies
Diavolo: Who's out this time?
Dezmond: It was the Devil
Donut: Thank dough for that, I'm glad Donald isn't eliminated
Doppio: Yeah, why did somebody want to try to get rid of the Donald over a diorama?
Deadpool: I think it's either being a butt-monkey in classic Disney cartoons or he was targeted for both a winner and a runner-up once
Daffy: You're saying Donald was being a floater?
Deadpool: I have a clear answer and I'm going to-
D-Bot: It's a challenging time.
Deadpool: Darn it, I'll show the evidence after this one
Daniel: Oh D-Bot, do you know what the next challenge is?
D-Bot: Why definitely of course it is and you will be delighted about it
David (CC): Do you know what I'm thinking?
Deimos: Yeah, it's very cool one
D-Bot: The next challenge is to play a game of............DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!
The contestants was definitely cheerful when after
Deadpool: YES!
Daiya: Ooh, this is going to be fun
Diona: I know, right?
Donkey Kong: Of course I do, I can't wait to play this game
Doppio: Excuse me, but are we going put a set up on a random different table or-
D-Bot: A suggested destination decided by one of you
Daniel J. D'Arby: Let me guess, Lord Dio had won the prize and I know where we are going?
Dezmond: Dio, are we going to your mansion as the area for the next challenge?
Dio: Of course, in my dungeon
Deadpool: Like a kink dungeon where you keep your hot hookers and slaves. Can I body count your broadened chicks?
Dio: Certainly not, I meant the other dungeon
Daffy: Maybe it has a room where you know, dressed up costumes
Demoman: I like that idea, good thing I brought my pack of booze and a sword
Donut: I wonder what's inside of his mansion anyway?
D-Bot: We're going into his mansion in any moment now, we're also bringing Daitomodachi and Daki with us, just in case of something drastic may happen
Donald: What about the dodo chicks?
D-Bot: Daitomodachi wanted to return those dodo chicks back to their dimension. Overall, I'm sure they will be safe
Daniel: Besides I'm actually great at this game
Diavolo: An experienced player you said? I actually never played it before and I would like to know the rules of that game.
Daisy: Ooh, It must be the first experience, isn't it fun?
Diavolo: I wonder how well the game works
Doppio: Boss, it's like an rpg where you can be a fictional character in fairy tales
Deadpool: You know, it does sound more of Fairy Tail rpg video game than a fairy tale story called "The Dragon and the Princess"
Deimos: *yawn of boredom* Can we get a move on, you're tearing me up
Dori: I already sleep for a couple of minutes in a morning
Diona: Wait, did you stay away from last night?
Dori: Of course not, but something's wrong with me that I felt like I have swallowed a pill that wasn't supposed to be here. I need a sleeping net for the next bedtime session to prevent dark entities yet
Daffy: That's strange, I don't remember those lurking into this place, they probably trying to mess with us
Daisy: I was speaking off-topic when I woke up
Daddy: Honestly, it happened the same and I thought I woke up next to my wife.
Deadpool: Ok, you guys had a very little of dementia after you were knocked out during dodgeball contest
Diluc: Are we going to go now?
D-Bot: Ok, enough with decent chit chats, let's go
Then they were sent of to Dio's mansion in one of the rooms in one of the dungeons by teleportation device
Donut: Is this the room where we play Dungeons and Dragons?
Donald: From all I can see a wooden table and twenty chairs which is enough for all of us to play.
Daffy: Hold on, D-Bot, can you show us the rules
D-Bot: First of all, there's no maximum players a.k.a Everyone can play this game including myself as a Dungeon Master (DM for short) who runs the game. Then there's The core rulebooks for D&D are the Player's Handbook, the Dungeon Master's Guide, and the Monster Manual . These books provide the rules, guidelines, and information you'll need to play the game.
Diona: But why do you need three of them? I thought you only you need one
Donald: Oh, my friend Mickey told me about it. It supposed to represent different aspects of the game*
Diavolo: Do you mind telling us how each core rulebooks' purposes
Dori: Don't worry about it, just leave it to me. The Player's Handbook is the essential rulebook for players. It contains the core rules for character creation, abilities, skills, equipment, combat, and spells. It provides detailed information on all the player character options, such as races, classes, backgrounds, and customization options. The PHB empowers players to create unique and diverse characters and guides them throughout the game.
Deimos: Oh. What about the other two?
Dori: The Dungeon Master's Guide is primarily for the person who takes on the role of the Dungeon Master. It offers guidance on running the game, creating and managing adventures, building encounters, designing and populating worlds, and managing various game elements such as magic items and rewards. The DMG provides tools, advice, and resources to help DMs create immersive and engaging experiences for the players. Since D-Bot declared himself as this role, so he gets one
Daisy: Wait a minute, is he playing with us?
D-Bot: Yes, I really wanted a personal catch up treatment
Dori: And the last one is The Monster Manual which is a catalog of creatures and monsters that players may encounter in the game. It provides detailed information about their statistics, abilities, lore, and behavior. The MM serves as a reference for DMs to populate their adventures with diverse and challenging adversaries. It includes a wide range of creatures, from common foes like goblins and dragons to unique and fantastical beings.
Deadpool: D-Bot gets to run the whole game, sweet!
D-Bot: Each player creates their own character by following the character creation rules in the PHB. This involves choosing a race such as elf or dwarf, a class such as wizard or fighter, and determining ability scores like strength or intelligence. Familiarize yourself with the game mechanics, such as ability checks, saving throws, combat rules, and spellcasting. The PHB explains these mechanics in detail. The DM, which is myself, creates or selects an adventure module or campaign setting for the players to explore. The DM sets the stage, describes the world, and acts as the narrator and referee. After that is done, the adventure begins! The DM describes the environment, non-player characters or you can call them NPCs for short, and situations the players encounter. Players interact with the world by describing their actions, and the DM determines the outcomes based on dice rolls and the rules. Players use dice to determine the success or failure of their actions. The most common dice are the 20-sided die (d20) and the 6-sided die (d6). Character sheets track your character's abilities, skills, hit points, and inventory. It is an ongoing game, and sessions can span multiple sessions or even years. The DM continues to create new adventures, and the players' characters develop their stories and abilities over time.
Daniel J D'Arby: Sounds decent enough, what's the objective?
D-Bot: The objective is either kill the dragon first or try to survive as long as possible. Whoever manages to defeat the dragon wins for their team, even if both with a low number of teammates and survivors. If their whole team dies or has the lowest number of survivors who are unable to defeat the dragon, it is up for elimination.
Daffy: Sounds lively, I really can't wait to start the adventure with all of you.
David (CC): Let's start of making our own characters
D-Bot: Wait a minute, let me set up the placements (he pulls out the set of Dungeons of Dragons and puts them onto a table while giving each contestant a character sheet) There, there are the character sheets, make sure to the check the Player's guide to check sure if your character looks according to it.
The contestants start to check out the Player's guide and their character sheet
Diavolo: You're saying that it requires seven different dice including d100?
Doppio: I believe so boss
After an hour of discussion and reading through the guide books
Diona: Woah, it's been an hour and we made our own characters
Daffy: Yeah, all of them are starts with D on their names
Deadpool: Hmm, am I getting a deja vu vibes, but are those guidebooks are customized classics
D-Bot: Well, since there aren't many or none of it that starts with the season's letter, so Announcer, Professor Quigley and even Mr Websley went for a research and came up with a ton of different names for different races categories while they made their own campaign gameplay. Anyways, what characters did you make?
Daddy: Mine is Dalthejil Sakul, he's a dragonborn with a druid race. His subspecies is black dragon.
Dori: Dragonborns have Ability Score Increase with Strength +2, Charisma +1, Size Medium, Speed with 30 ft./round, Languages are Common, Draconic and Traits with Draconic Ancestry. As a druid class, your HD is 1d8. Armors are Light armor, medium armor, shields. Weapons of choices are Club, dagger, dart, javelin, mace, quarterstaff, scimitar, sickle, sling, spear. Tools are Herbalism kit. Saving Throws are Intelligence, Wisdom. Skills are two choices from Arcana, Animal Handling, Insight, Medicine, Nature, Perception, Religion, Survival. What's the background of your character?
Daddy: Charlatan
Dori: Ok, your Skill Proficiencies are Deception and Sleight of Hand. Language none, Tool Proficiencies are Disguise kit and forgery kit. What's your ability score?
Daddy: 13-15-16-18-10-11
Dori: Oh, does anyone else look great?
Then they show their characters in turns
Daffy = His character name is Davelor the Half Elf, apart of wizard class, knight as a background and his ability score is 18-15-7-6-15-13
Daisy = Her character name is Dal Rezumer the Human, apart of ranger class, noble as a background and her ability score is 13-13-14-16-19-15
Daiya = Her character name is Daeralei Wilor the Elf, apart of wizard class, sage as a background and ability score is 11-16-12-18-12-8
Daniel = His character name is Dingar Stuvargo the Human, apart of ranger class, a sailor as a background and ability score is 18-12-16-18-19-19
Daniel J D'Arby = His character name is Drogdok "Dimeman" Tigive the Human, apart of wizard class, a soldier class as a background and ability score is 12-13-17-17-19-19
David (CC) = His character name is Dao Stargem the Human, apart of warlock class, a urchin as a background and his ability score is 15-10-13-11-17-16
Deadpool = His character name is Dammus the Tiefling, apart of cleric class, a guild artisan as a background and his ability score is 5-15-15-17-9-14
Deimos = His character name is Da-Ror Viprahk the Human, apart of ranger class, a outlander as a background and his ability score is 17-11-12-10-11-15
Demoman = His character name is Duraz the Half-Orc, apart of rogue class, a knight as a background and his ability is 13-15-6-14-13-11
Dezmond = His character name is Darina Klomblandrollok the Dragonborn (blue dragon), apart of wizard class, a hermit as a background and his ability score is 17-13-17-14-13-17
Diavolo = His character name is Dreamcaanshten Lumifnas the Dragonborn (copper dragon), apart of druid class, a sage as a background and his ability score is 15-11-13-14-10-11
Diluc = His character name is Donerveh Maldrazrik the Human, apart of rogue class, a chanlaton as a background and his ability score is 16-11-14-14-17-14
Dio = His character name is Driltud Pavroth the Dragonborn , apart of sorcerer class, a criminal as a background and his ability score is 13-13-17-14-14-12
Diona = Her character name is Derwen Goldenmane the Dwarf (gold dragon), apart of paladin class, a folk hero as a background and her ability score is 16-8-20-18-15-15
Donald = His character name is Daesalim Yevant the Elf (high elf), apart of fighter class, a acolyte as a background and his ability score is 15-19-9-19-9-6
Donkey Kong = His character name is Durumarsh the Half-Orc, apart of cleric class, a soldier as a background and his ability score is 19-13-18-15-15-14
Donut = His character name is Dir-Zunker Vecruhpuk the Human, apart of ranger class, an urchin as a background and his ability score is 13-11-13-15-11-15
Doppio = His character name is Davyeras the Half-Elf, apart of warlock class, a sage as background and his ability score is 15-7-18-13-14-14
Dori = Her character name is Daphibys Zelskorasa the Gnome, apart of sorcerer class, a charlatan as a background and his ability score 12-9-9-15-9-10
Dori: Alright, my character does not have high stats as the rest of you are more than typical stats
Diavolo: Oh, I didn't see to realize it
Daffy: Fear not fellow comrades, I Davelor believe our adventure will be great!
Deimos: Being a noble wizard who "Despite my noble birth, I do not place yourself above other folk. We have the same blood." with respect ideal, "Nothing is more important than the other members of my family" bond and "I too often hear veiled insults and threats in every word addressed to me and I'm quick to anger" flaw. Wow, that last part matches you
Daffy: Ok, that part caught me
Daiya: Looks me, Diavolo and Doppio are going to be sages
Diona: We already selected our starter packs and can we start the adventure?
D-Bot: It's all set, let the campaign begin
10 minutes later
Deadpool: Ten minutes in and we're having a nice start, walking on the roads of the dark forest. So, are we going to find more loot from goblins?
Diavolo: Thanks to one of my spells, I manage to get some experience points to get myself leveled up
Daddy: Definitely we defeat the entire horde of goblins despite we're level one at the start
Diluc: Now with a horde threat out of the way, let's continue our journey
Donald: And yet no dragon?
Daiya: We going need to enter a cave to find at least one of them and a massive one
Dio: If we encountered that dragon, we're going to cause destruction on that beast
Donut: Don't you think it's too early for that? Finding on that early would be hard and we just emptied the whole goblin camp
Diona: Those goblins reminded me of hilichurls
Deimos: The food looks alright, taking bites of sweet bread won't kill my appetite, right?
Donkey Kong: Yeah, it's really important to look out for hunger
Demoman: I think my character needs to go to the bathroom
Daffy: Does he want a dump? Then I suggest to use a nearby bush, that's how the medieval times takes business
Dori: Be careful, there's a chance that bush might be filled with deadly poison ivy
Doppio: By the way, we should check out the deity statue, might something happen?
Daniel: Hold on, I just wanted to make sure if everyone is ready before we move on to the next part of the area
Daisy: My character would be great look on finding fresh fruits
Daniel: *whispers* Damien, is the spell ready yet?
Damien: *whisper while inside of double bag* Yes, it will come in couple of seconds
D-Bot: Is everyone ready for the next movement?
Demoman: Hold on, dammit, he crapped himself
David (CC): Yeah...I think everyone is ready
D-Bot: Alright, let me check the guide book
Daddy: Oh, Daniel, I can see you wearing a double bag, to represent the carrying pouch for the inventory. I don't mean by the hidden club, but for storage
Daniel: It's just my equipment from the diamond challenge
Daddy: Oh really? I think you brought a dog
Diona: A dog?! Anything but that!
Daniel J D'Arby: Excuse myself, but why do I feel an aura vacuum
Dori: What do you mean, D'Arby?
Daffy: Woah, is there something wrong about the board game
D-Bot: (puts down the DM guide) What is that?
Dio: This is getting interesting, a new plot is waiting for us
Deimos: A new what?
Donald: Uh oh
The gameboard starts to suck up the contestants and D-Bot
Demoman: Woah!
Diluc: What in the name of Barbados is going on?
David (CC): Hold tight everyone!
Dezmond: (his scarf arms holding onto the legs of the table and the ground while grabbing couple of the contestants) We're about to-
Then they screamed in surprise, horror and confused state as they are sent into the game
Current Teams
Dazzling Dimes: Davelor (Daffy) - Drogdok "Dimeman" (Daniel J' D'Arby) - Dao (David (CC)) - Da-Ror (Deimos) - Durumarsh (Donkey Kong)
Dancing Dandelions: Dal (Daisy) - Daeralei (Daiya) - Dingar (Daniel) - Dreamcaanshten (Diavolo) - Donerveh (Diluc) - Dir-Zunker (Donut) - Davyeras (Doppio)
Dreaded Dragoons: Dalthejil (Daddy) - Dammus (Deadpool) - Duraz (Demoman) - Darina (Dezmond) - Drilled (Dio) - Dearwen (Diona) - Daphibys (Dori) - Daesalim (Donald)
After they were sucked into the game, they are starting to wake up one by one
Davyeras (Doppio): Ow, that was fall, is everyone alright?
Duraz (Demoman): Of course we're fine, mate. I don't know what are you talking about
Driltud (Dio): What about your fecal matter on your undergarment? We could used as a fuel
Dearwaen (Diona): Ugh, that's disgusting of him! a paladin shouldn't have heard that coming
Dao (David (CC)): Calm down everyone, it must be unexpected curse that rained on us
Dalthejil (Daddy): I have memories of being sucked in like a black hole, at least for what one of the astronomers believed. By the way, who's that dog next to you? Is it a companion?
Dao (David (CC)): What kind of dog are you talking about?
Dingar (Daniel): Oh, you never meet him? This is Dusk, he's a small black dorky. Say hi to them
Dusk (Damien): Bark bark bark *thinking* (This is not what I expect from appearances, but my plan is still on progress)
Dal (Daisy): Aww, he's such a cute pup. Here, take this bone. (gives a bone to Dusk) You'll need for protection
Davelor (Daffy): Mind why you brought that pouch along with you, Dingar?
Dingar (Daniel): Sir Davelor, the reason why I brought with him because Dammus permitted me to bring with him
Dammus (Deadpool): It's true, I believe this puppy is great addition to our party
Daeralei (Daiya): You sure? After Dreamcaanshten used his spell to annihilate these no good goons
Da-Ror (Deimos): At least we gained currency for the shop in the village
Drogdok "Dimeman" (Daniel J' D'Arby): Meh, I more interested in democracy politics news article
Daesalim (Donald): Mates, I have this gut telling me Dingar is up to no good
Durumarsh (Donkey Kong): What makes you say that, Daesalim?
Daesalim (Donald): I find suspicion where he placed a wild Deinonychus over my diorama art onto judges table and caused havoc of destruction in the town until another kind of dinosaur defeated him
Donerveh (Diluc): Hmm...I heard this incident before, surely none one does remember who's behind this and the government issued an arrest warrant for him thanks to information from one of the soldiers
Dusk (Damien): *confused dog sounds* *thinking* (Ok, Damien, we suddenly became the characters of this game and some of them had memories within. I need to find a way to lead them to a dungeon and I know how)
Then the dark hooded grim reaper look-alike came while hovering over the ground surface
Dungeon Master (D-Bot): Are you alright, players?
Dir-Zunker (Donut): We're fine, but who you might be?
Dungeon Master (D-Bot): I am the Dungeon Master and you still have one goal in your mind.
Dreamcast (Diavolo): What could that be, mysterious Lord?
Dungeon Master (D-Bot): In order to get back to the real world, you need to slay the dragon.
Daphibys (Dori): But what kind of dragon are we going to slay?
Dungeon Master (D-Bot): You need to slay an ancient black dragon
Contestants: WHAT?!!
Dir-Zunker (Donut): My apologies, but how are we supposed to slay when we have little experience?
Dungeon Master (D-Bot): Just continue on your journey, with long experience you will find the mythical beast eventually
Daesalim (Donald): This is going to a long road for us
Dungeon Master (D-Bot): Farewell, we will meet again!
Then the Dungeon Master disappears in the vanish air
Dal (Daisy): So, what are we going to do now?
Dammus (Deadpool): I suggest to split into three groups, then we reunite in a dungeon cave
Dav Years (Doppio): Sounds like a great idea, should we stick to the groups that we had sort of strange memories of?
Drilled (Dio): Of course, like the original selfs.
Duraz (Demoman): Sounds alright to me, mate.
Then they part ways in separate three groups, just like in their teams
P.O.V - Dazzling Dimes: Davelor (Daffy) - Drogdok "Dimeman" (Daniel J' D'Arby) - Dao (David (CC)) - Da-Ror (Deimos) - Durumarsh (Donkey Kong)
The five Dimes goes to a random bar in a town and finds bunch of demons
Dao (David (CC)): Woah, this place filled with literal demons
Da-Ror (Deimos): I'm going to buy and drink some rum
Davelor (Daffy): This is starting to be bizarre, but we need to find the location of this dragon before the others
Durumarsh (Donkey Kong): There are some civilians playing poker. By the way, do you have any ideas?
Drogdok "Dimeman" (Daniel J' D'Arby): Hold on, (presses the shoulder of demon boss) Excuse me sir, can kindly tell us where the location of the ancient black dragon?
Demon Boss: You require that information? Hm, If you can defeat me in a game of high stakes poker, I will give you directions
Drogdok "Dimeman" (Daniel J' D'Arby): I accept it.
Davelor (Daffy): Hold on, what if he gets defeated?
Demon Boss: In that case, this fellow's soul taken by my own hands
Drogdok "Dimeman" (Daniel J' D'Arby): Let's bring it to a high stakes.
One poker match later
Demon Boss: Alright, alright, alright, you won. I'm going to inform you about it
Davelor (Daffy): This better be worth it
Demon Boss: *takes a deep breath* Fine then. Depart from the bustling town of Oakridge and head eastward on the main road. After approximately 5 miles, you will come across a fork in the road. Take the left path that leads into the dense forest. Proceed through the forest for about 3 miles, being cautious of any lurking dangers. Keep an eye out for a large moss-covered boulder on your right, partially concealed by thick foliage. Once you spot the moss-covered boulder, turn left, leaving the main path, and follow a narrow trail that winds its way uphill. Continue along the trail for approximately 2 miles as it gradually ascends through the rugged terrain. Be prepared for steep slopes and rocky patches. Eventually, you will reach a small clearing at the top of the hill. In the clearing, you will find a weathered stone marker with ancient runes etched upon it. Carefully decipher the runes on the marker. They will reveal a hidden switch or lever nearby. Activate the switch or pull the lever to unlock the entrance to the cave dungeon. The entrance will reveal a narrow passage leading into the depths of the earth. Light your torches or cast your magical light spells to illuminate the way. As you venture deeper into the cave, be cautious of traps and the lurking denizens that may guard the dragon's lair. Follow the winding tunnels and passages, keeping an eye out for any signs of the ancient black dragon's presence. The air may grow heavier and colder as you approach its domain. Eventually, you will reach a vast chamber, illuminated by eerie glimmers of bioluminescent fungi. The ancient black dragon awaits within, guarding its hoard and preparing for your arrival. This is all the information that I learned from the local diplomats.
Da-Ror (Deimos): Wait, what? (then he falls out from his chair) Ouch
Durumarsh (Donkey Kong): Woah, that's a lot. We must thank you for your directions?
Demon Boss: No problem, before I leave, have this (gives a potion of defensive invisibility) This will allow you to be indestructible from all damage attacks and it can spread to your party members. Now excuse me, I have business to care with (then he leaves)
Davelor (Daffy): Well done, Dimeman. Since we got ourselves direct to this beast and we all know it will take days of walks and training to get there. Now let's leave this bar and can somebody can lift up Da-Ror for crying out loud? We don't want to leave anyone left behind
Durumarsh (Donkey Kong): Oh, I'm currently marking our map. We suggest to get to the transportation, that way, we can get there faster
Davelor (Daffy): Let's see what we can do
P.O.V - Dancing Dandelions: Dal (Daisy) - Daeralei (Daiya) - Dingar (Daniel) - Dreamcaanshten (Diavolo) - Donerveh (Diluc) - Dir-Zunker (Donut) - Davyeras (Doppio)
The Dancing Dandelions walked hours but their experience points increased from all slayings from the enemies that came in their way
Dal (Daisy): *stomach rumbling* Oh my, my belly. Can't we stop for another village?
Dreamcaanshten (Diavolo): Miss Rezumer, we only walked for couple of hours and we haven't found the dungeon cave yet
Davyeras (Doppio): Sir Dreamcaanshten, I know your acid and lightning powers are useful, but I'm starting to get the feeling that we're lost in the middle of the woods
Dusk (Damien): *humping dog noises* *thinking* (Ugh, this is not what I wanted in my way. I hope Daniel or should I say Dingar has some fun ideas)
Dingar (Daniel): *thinking* (If I remember correctly, my voice is telling me that I need to knock out a man named Demoman, then place one of the swords from Deadpool next to him and make everyone believe that he killed him and cause huge chaos. But that's really risky. I mean, Am I really Daniel?)
Daeralei (Daiya): Is there something wrong with Dingar?
Dingar (Daniel): Nope, there's nothing wrong about me
Donerveh (Diluc): I believe you, Dingar.
Davyeras (Doppio): Wait, are those dolphins?
Then the magical dolphins came to them
Dreamcaanshten (Diavolo): Greeting, we would like to lead directions to the ancient black dragon for our purpose to unalive him and that beast is known to be an evil being, if you kindly show us please?
The magical dolphins had heard the legend of the ancient black dragon, but there happy to help to lead their way to his cave dungeon while they nodded their heads
Dal (Daisy): Thank you very much, we will be grateful for you
Then the magical dolphins had memory feeling one of the party members and it remember one of them
Dir-Zunker (Donut): Dal? The dolphins must have memories of you, do you know about them?
Dal (Daisy): In my deepest parts, I sorta do, I was a brunette princess with an amberish colored dress that I was along with a brown large ape wearing a red tie while they searching for a hidden door where the purple futuristic golem with dungaree waiting to be found
Dir-Zunker (Donut): And I thought I was a bagel with noir limbs
Dreamcaanshten (Diavolo): Ah, In that case, we will follow you
Then they followed the magical dolphins
P.O.V - Dreaded Dragoons: Dalthejil (Daddy) - Dammus (Deadpool) - Duraz (Demoman) - Darina (Dezmond) - Driltud (Dio) - Dearwaen (Diona) - Daphibys (Dori) - Daesalim (Donald)
The Dreaded Dragoons entered a town filled with Davidians
Dammus (Deadpool): Here we are, the Davidville
Dearwaen (Diona): Ok, I have never seen this town before. I hope Duraz doesn't take a crap in his undergarment again
Darina (Dezmond): Take a look at civilians, they looked calm in harmony
Duraz (Demoman): I wonder If there's any rum in this town, I really love to gather ten bottles
Daphibys (Dori): Don't forget the body armor, potions, weapon supplies and food supplies as well
Daesalim (Donald): Aside from that, is there something else?
Dalthejil (Daddy): You're saying we should look for directions?
Daesalim (Donald): Yes and where do we find one?
Dammus (Deadpool): Let's check out the shopkeeper to see if he had something special for us
They decided go to the Davidian store
Davidian Shopkeeper: Aw seriously (he waves his hand and telling them to welcome at his store)
Dammus (Deadpool): Aw seriously (he tells to him that needed direction for the ancient black dragon)
Davidian Shopkeeper: Aw seriously? (he is surprised to hear that, then he had something to help his party and show a map to the ancient black dragon's cave dungeon lair, but it costs a high price)
Dammus (Deadpool): Aw seriously (he says that he understood)
Dearwaen (Diona): What he's saying?
Dammus (Deadpool): There's a map leading to his lair, but we need all of your earned currency
Daesalim (Donald): What?! You can't be that serious
Dammus (Deadpool): It's our own good for the journey
Daphibys (Dori): Looks like we need to grind again after this
Dammus' party members gave all of their currency to him in order to buy a map to black dragon's lair
Dammus (Deadpool): Aw seriously (he gives all of his currency worth of money to him)
Davidian Shopkeeper: Aw seriously (then he gives a map to them and haves for a hand signifying a goodbye and have a nice day)
Driltud (Dio): That was impressive of you to speak that shopkeeper's language. Now let's see the map
Then Dammus show the map to his party members
Darina (Dezmond): How that's a large layout and we require huge grind in order to enter this domain
Dammus (Deadpool): After we rest for a single night, we will leave this town, find group of monsters and slay them until we get enough experience points to beat the ancient black dragon
Duraz (Demoman): Sounds like a good plan to me, mate.
Couple of days later in the Dungeons and Dragons world
Davelor (Daffy): It's been days and we finally found the cave dungeon!
Drogdok "Dimeman" (Daniel J' D'Arby): That large demon is right, after we pulled the lever and the cave right in front of us
Da-Ror (Deimos): What are we waiting for? Let's go inside!
The other two groups arrived
Daeralei (Daiya): That was really nice for the magical dolphins to lead this path
Donerveh (Diluc): Well this must be the cave dungeon
Driltud (Dio): So, this is the dungeon that we're looking for? It better be worth it
Daphibys (Dori): Ladies and Gentlemen, we better be careful in this dungeon, we don't know what danger lurks inside of it.
Dalthejil (Daddy): Come on everyone, let's hunt that dragon!
Then they entered the cave dungeon and slayed every monster except for the dragon of course before they entered his lair
Dusk (Damien): Bark, bark, bark *thinking* (We're almost to the end of the quest, but the plan needs to be on schedule and I figured out the identities of the contestants' characters. Now I need to signal Dingar to knock out Duraz unconscious and frame Dammus.)
Dingar (Daniel): What are you saying Dusk? *thinking* (Damien, I remembered the plan. Don't worry, I'll take care of them.)
Dingar does stealth and he takes one of the swords from Dammus, then he decided to lure Duraz
Dingar (Daniel): *whistle* Hey Duraz, I have something important to tell you
Then Duraz follow him
Duraz (Demoman): What is it, mate?
Dingar (Daniel): Look behind you (then he grabs a nearby rock and throws it at the back of his head)
Duraz (Demoman): Huh? (he gets knocked out and he barely survives the blunt force trauma)
Dingar (Daniel): Now we need some finishing touches and good to go (he places Dammus's sword next to Duraz)
Dusk (Damien): Bark *thinging* (Great, now you gotta do is tell everyone to come to Duraz's body and the chaos begins)
Dingar ran back to the group
Dir-Zunker (Donut): What's wrong Dingar? Your breath must be shortened and where's Duraz?
Dingar (Daniel): Guys, one of us had attacked him and he's-
Da-Ror (Deimos): Dead? Can you show us where he went?
Dingar (Daniel): Sure and you will not believe this
After Dingar informed them, they rushed to see Durez's body
Dearwaen (Diona): Oh my! He's dead!
Davelor (Daffy): And why Dammus's sword is attached to it?
Dammus (Deadpool): Sir Davelor is right, that's my weapon
Driltud (Dio): You're admitting that you're a murderer
Dammus (Deadpool): No, why would I murder my own party members?!
Dearwaen (Diona): Let me guess, you killed him because of his alcohol addiction
Dammus (Deadpool): No! I swear that I'm innocent-
They start arguing over Duraz's body and they start to fight each other with their own weapons that so loud that the ancient black dragon's deep slumber way interrupted by the massive noise and rushed to them
Duraz (Demoman): *wakes up* What's going on, mate? Why are you fighting each other?
Dao (David (CC)): Wait, you're not dead?
Duraz (Demoman): I feel alive and what's this one about
Then they see the ancient black dragon with his angry look at his face and looked hungry
Daesalim (Donald): Oh my goodness! We better get out of his way!
Then the ancient black dragon ate the half of the whole group
Durumarsh (Donkey Kong): Oh my nutrients, he ate the half of our party
Driltud (Dio): I can't believe Dingar lied to us and got us to reckless situation
Dingar (Daniel): I can explain it-
Darina (Dezmond): That's not the time for excuses. We need to defeat this dragon now!
Dreamcaanshten (Diavolo): Let me try using the acid magic attack
Dreamcaanshten uses the acid magic attack and it's no use
Drogdok "Dimeman" (Daniel J' D'Arby): Disintegrate!
Dimeman cast a disintegrate spell and it took a huge damage on the ancient black dragon by leaving only his body and head left while screams in pain
Durumarsh (Donkey Kong): Great! It's my turn. Divine Word!
Durumarsh uses divine word spell and caused blindness and deafness for ten minutes
Dao (David (CC)): Time for my final blow!
Dingar (Daniel): No you're not!
Dao (David (CC)): Circle of Death!
Dingar (Daniel): Grasping Vine!
They both released their spells, the finishing blow on the dying dragon is.............................................Dao's Circle of Death
Then the ancient black dragon was slayed and fell to the lava
Dao (David (CC)): Yes!
Dingar (Daniel): What?!
Drogdok "Dimeman" (Daniel J' D'Arby): Congrats Dao, you completed our quest!
Durumarsh (Donkey Kong): We couldn't have done it without you.
Dao (David (CC)): Thank you guys
Then The Dungeon Master (D-Bot) appears
Dungeon Master (D-Bot): Congratulations to the Dazzling Dimes group for defeating the ancient black dragon. As your reward, you will receive one of the party members of the group from Dancing Dandelions and an unrid of the fallen players on your group
Dao (David (CC)) *thinking* (Does he mean we're getting a losing team member and an eliminated contestant is coming back to the competition onto our team? Hooray!)
Dingar (Daniel): Guys, I screwed up
Dreamcaanshten (Diavolo): Have you realized what you have done?! You go the half of us eaten to death
Donerveh (Diluc): And I'm starting to confirm your suspicions on you, Dingar
Dungeon Master (D-Bot): Now the quest is done, it's time to return to the real world
Dungeon Master (D-Bot) sends back to the real world
Daesalim (Donald): Hey Dungeon Master, revive our deceased members please?
Dungeon Master (D-Bot): Lucky for you, I have a power to bring everyone back to live
Dungeon Master (D-Bot) uses his magic to revived dead contestants
Daisy: Woah, is this a dream?
Durumarsh (Donkey Kong): No, it's the reality and you must be Dal
Daisy: Wait, you thought I was my character in Dungeons and Dragons. Anyways, my name is Daisy and your name is Donkey Kong
Durumarsh (Donkey Kong): Donkey Kong? Is this my actual name?
Daisy: Yeah, I hope you can return to normal self, same thing to the others
Daesalim (Donald): Well, well, well. It's looks like your group lost, Dingar
Daffy: Wait, do you meant to say the word "team"
Diona: What's actually going on? Why some of us became the characters that we made
Deimos: Oh boy, it's filled with Dragonborns
Donut: *phew* I'm glad that challenge is over with, it's to- (gets attacked by Deinonychus)
Driltud (Dio): Don't worry, I'll deal with him (uses disintegrate magic on Deinonychus)
Drogdok "Dimeman" (Daniel J' D'Arby): It seems you have same spell that I have
Demoman: Where that dino come from
Deadpool: I guess somebody forgot to close the portal from the dinosaur dimension
Dalthejil (Daddy): Dinosaur what?
Doppio: Um, why D-Bot turn into a grim reaper?
Dreamcaanshten (Diavolo): He was the Dungeon Master, Davyeras.
Doppio: Oh, you're still a Dragonborn?
Dreamcaanshten (Diavolo): Long story short, we lost the contesta and two of our party members are going to part ways. One is going to move to the other group and the other is sent back to their homeland
Dusk (Damien): Bark *thinking* (*sigh* I forgot to calculate how dragons digest their prey. Oh well, I can come up with a new plan next time. For now, which person is going to be sent home next?)
Dungeon Master (D-Bot): I'm going to check the two handlers
Dungeon Master (D-Bot) looks for Daitomodachi and Daki and finds them in........................................wearing playboy bunny suits from DECO*27's Rabbit Hole
Dungeon Master (D-Bot): Dear Lord, why are you wearing this outfit?!
Daitomodachi: And why do you look like a grim reaper?
Dungeon Master (D-Bot): Look I'm a Dungeon Master from Dungeons and Dragons
Daitomodachi: Ok, is the contest done?
Dungeon Master (D-Bot): Yes, the Dazzling Dimes managed to defeat the ancient black dragon and the Dancing Dandelions are up for deportation. How's Daki?
Daitomodachi: She cried over Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen, now she's dancing like Rabbit Hole music video
Daki was shown seeing dancing in playboy bunny suit
Dungeon Master (D-Bot): I'm waiting for the reason why do you wear this suit
Daitomodachi: Look, Daki made me wear the suit. It was from a trend from Youtube shorts and thankfully Youtube won't monetize this, because it was written on AO3
Then the eliminated contestants came
Dave: Why hello there D-Bot, why those two handlers dressed for Easter? Honestly I like that
Dungeon Master (D-Bot): What's going on here?
Dedede: We came here for a rejoin and we also came here to beat up that perpetrator that cause us to get eliminated thanks to him
Diego Brando: We learned his name and he's working with a non-contestant to dominate the show.
Devil Cookie: And we're kicking his butt
Daitomodachi: Aren't you guys supposed to be, you know, in the aftermath?
Daki: Just try stay patient for longer, I promise it's worth it
David (BFDI): Aw seriously?!
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Look, after the diorama challenge, Declan and Dave had told us that there's something wrong with the current state of competition and we need to take action on the bastard who backstabbed me)
Devil Cookie: Tricked me!
Dedede: I was out by that alligator!
Dark Cacao: Lied to me!
Dark Choco: Tried to get rid of the innocent over causing to lose a classic video game
Declan: Blame on me!
Dave: Blown us with diarrhea!
Diego Brando: Sabotage the dodgeball game!
Darkness: He made me lose my dignity!
Devil: And made someone lose his trust!
The eliminated contestants: We came here for his payback!
Daitomodachi: Is this true? Then proof it then
Dave: Take a look at this! (he shows a picture of Daniel's diorama with a dirty bomb sticking under it)
Daitomodachi: What the hell?! Daki, come here and look at this?!
Daki: What is Dai? (looks at the picture) Oh my gosh! That's a real bomb under there! Is someone trying to kill us and I thought Deinonychus was the only real death threat.
Declan: Look man, tell us where that bastard is and we're getting out of here
Dungeon Master (D-Bot): I know some of you wanted to go back to being playable in the game and want to take revenge for what you did to you. Unfortunately, you need to go back to your homes. Sir Rainbow Man, sent them back
Mr. Rainbow Guy: (Mater's voice) Uh, okay then.
Unexpected, Mr. Rainbow Guy turn eliminated contestants into wearing playboy bunny suits from DECO*27's Rabbit Hole and they looked at eachother
Declan: What? (looks at his clothes) Oh
Dedede: Why am I wearing a bunny suit?!
Devil Cookie: Heh heh heh, you look chubby
Dora: DADADADADA (Like a chubby bunny?)
Darkness: I think this outfit looks good on me
Dave: It turns out that Mr. Rainbow Guy accidently made us wear suits from DECO*27's Rabbit Hole music video and it got a ton of views on Youtube. By the way, there's a video about me in this music video and it has almost 200K views. Take a look at this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wXN2OliUF8. Isn't that dank and hot?
Devil: What do we look like? Rabbit season?
Daitomodachi: Can you at least sent the veterans who failed to join before the drag contest onto aftermath set
Mr. Rainbow Guy: Uh, okay then.
Unexpected again, Mr. Rainbow Guy turn failed veteran debuters into wearing playboy bunny suits from DECO*27's Rabbit Hole and they looked at eachother
Danny: Ok guys, I have played enough- (take a look at his outfit) Wait, what?!
Dora the Explorer: oh my goodness, we turned into bunny costumes
D.W: Does that mean it's Easter?
Darth Vader: Easter event was yesterday or two days ago and these outfits are humiliating on my dignity
Dick Dastardly: And I thought I went through all this over a dessert who has my name on it
Daria: I don't care
Disgust: I would said the same thing, but Riley hasn't seen this outfit
Daisy Duck: Does it feel like celebrating easter?
Daniel Tiger: If Easter happens, I want to be apart of easter egg hunt
Diddy: I don't know, but these outfits are tight
Don Ramón: Conozco este traje y Hatsune Miku ya ha llevado uno. Es un sueño ser parte de la temporada de conejo festival (I know this outfit and Hatsune Miku has worn one already. It is a dream to be apart of the rabbit season festifal)
Drake: Rabbit season you say (laughs evilly until he hears his goons laugh) WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!
Telence T. D'Arby: Ladies and Gentlemen, I've returned and- (notices the veterans are wearing playboy bunny suits) Oh, you must be fans of the trendy music video. Now worries, I'm not shaming you
Dipper: Ok, that was weird
Doofenshmirtz: I know, right?
Back to surface level of Dio's mansion
Daitomodachi: Ok, that didn't work as well. How about turn this Dungeon Master back into D-Bot
Mr. Rainbow Guy: Uh, okay then.
Mr. Rainbow Guy turns D-Bot back to normal, be he wear the playboy bunny suit from DECO*27's Rabbit Hole
D-Bot: Wow, I feel dazzling today, I'm going to find some ducks for myself (he left)
Daitomodachi: Damn it! Ok Mr. Rainbow Guy, at least you did transform him back to normal self, but he's wearing a rabbit suit.
Durumarsh (Donkey Kong): Excuse myself, why are the exiled people doing here and why they are wore plastic hare costumes
Daitomodachi: Ok Mr. Rainbow Guy, turn these contestants back to normal
Mr. Rainbow Guy: Uh, okay then.
Yet unexpected, Mr. Rainbow Guy turns the contestants into normal, but they wore the playboy bunny suits from DECO*27's Rabbit Hole and looked at eachother. Damien turned his clothes into a playboy bunny suit as well.
Donald: Oh my goodness, why am I wearing a bunny suit
Diona: This reminds me the time where Lisa was enjoying the party with that kind of outfit
Daisy: Woah! My outfit is different
Daiya: Are we in duck season?
Daffy: It's rabbit season!
Daniel: It's duck season
Daffy: It's rabbit season!
Daniel: It's duck season
Daffy: It's rabbit season!
Daniel: It's duck season
Daffy: It's rabbit season!
Daniel: It's duck season
Daffy: It's rabbit season!
Daniel: It's duck season
Daffy: It's rabbit season!
Daniel: It's duck season
Daffy: It's rabbit season!
Daniel: It's duck season
Daffy: It's rabbit season!
Daniel: It's duck season
Daffy: It's rabbit season!
Daniel: It's duck season
Daffy: It's rabbit season!
Daniel: It's duck season
Daffy: It's rabbit season!
Daniel: It's duck season
Daffy: It's rabbit season!
Daniel: It's rabbit season!
Daffy: It's duck season!
Daniel: It's rabbit season!
Daffy: It's duck season! FIRE! (a random gun blows his beak backwards) You're despicable.
Daitomodachi: Enough! Mr. Rainbow Guy, change back to their clothes to normal
Mr. Rainbow Guy: Uh, okay then.
AT THE APARTMENT COMPLEX
Albedo: Okay, ten down, only 14 more to go!
Amethyst: Wow, I liked this episode a lot!
Abbacchio: I was not expecting any of that stuff to happen. The contestants were just playing Dungeons and Dragons, and everyone got sucked into the game.
Bender: It was so crazy!
Beth: Definitely!
Coiny: Does anyone else remember what happened in the door contest when all these different surprises happen?
Candace: Oh yeah, like the magic dolphins, the explosive doorbell, David (BFDI) clones, poker-playing demons? All sorts of stuff were all over the place, all run by a giant talking dragon!
Apple: Does it sound familiar? I happened on that challenge, but sadly, no explosive doorbells
Badger: I don't think these doorbells exist, unless someone is generous enough to make them
Claptrap: The contestants became the characters that they made
Cuphead: I also saw Deinonychus from the last episode. I thought Diego Brando destroyed him.
Bucciarati: Oh yeah, how'd he come back? Wait, It came from dinosaur dimension
Aviva: That one? I had to put baby dodo chicks back to their homes and Daki was irresponsible
Astolfo: Daki, I remember. I sleep her while she's drunk during last year's christmas party
Cream: At this party after the third finale?
Astolfo: It was a different one, trust me on that. My body count just increased. Not in killing.
Arash: Oh, congrats getting laid with her. Are you going to marry her?
Astolfo: We're just currently dating and I memorized the anniversary
Ace: *sobs* Wow, he's a man
Austin Powers: It's alright, there's play fish in the sea and we believe we can fish it for one
Amethyst: Wow guys, I can't believe he's getting dates
Annie: Me too
Brian Griffin: I have dates too
Blocky: Ooh, tell me about it.
Cody: I'm still with my boyfriend Ken and where chill about it
Chef Pee Pee: It's just a doll Cody!
Cody: It's not a doll, ok? At least Junior and Joseph aren't here
Caesar: I still can't forget what you had done to me during camping night, Cody
Cody: What? Ken isn't allowed to compete this season. I wish his name was Cen instead of Ken
Chinatsu: Hey Cody, mind I asking you a question with you?
Cody: Sure, why not. I was thinking that we should go on-
Cartoon Cat: On a date? You know Codester, I went on a huge date with this beautiful woman (he shows a picture of Black Cat from Marvel). She's hot isn't she?
Cody: Yeah, I think she's fit with you. Anyways, continue with that question again, Chinatsu?
Chinatsu: Back to what I was saying, I was thinking that we should go on a playdate with coloring drawings. I remember you got out over a low score from one of the chalk contests and I feel bad about you. I mean I can help you improve your drawing skills and you might join me. Do you agree?
Cody: Oh, I remember that day. If only Calvin Cat has appreciated my drawing, I wouldn't be out along with Combo and he's eating a crepe
Chinatsu: Thank you, I know we didn't know that much eachother, but with this play date, it turned things around.
Chris Griffin: Woah, woah, woah! Cody, are you going to cheat on Ken with her?!
Cody: He doesn't mind being me with her despite she has a different crush. It's fine though.
Chris Griffin: Well, I guess it's time for me to find a new fish (puts his arm around Akari)
Akari: *blushes* Uhh
Anya: Anya almost forgot to say something about the dodgeball episode. I played dodgeball too, but I was the last one remaining and I lost it
Alphys: Don't be sad Anya, you did your best, just in the first season with us
Bennett: I'm lucky enough to make it to the merge
Cioccolata: Let me guess, Anya, Bennette and I were the first one to be out in the merge and lucky enough to made this phase
Chara: I wish I could have done more than usual
Albedo: Okay, well, it was definitely a wild and crazy episode.
Arnorld Shortman: You can say that again.
Albedo: But anyways, let's--
(Adam enters)
Bonnie: Adam, what happened to you?
Chica: And why do you look tired?
Adam: Hey, guys. Sorry, I missed the episode.
Albedo: Adam, where were you?
Adam: I'll tell you. (puts on the "Jinxed!" episode of Library Kids)
8 minutes later...
Adam: Yeah, I know, Angela was acting even more of a jerk than usual, but what did you guys think?
Cody: Wow, you got jailed because you were framed by your own sister? That's messed up. And that cop is old Mr.Goodman and I feel sorry about it, he did the same thing to Marvin years ago. And that jinxed part? Junior has got one as well.
Coiny: Woah, that's the same treatment to Teardrop, even though whenever we say her name, she doesn't talk
Bubble: I think you should talk Poillow about this
Coiny: Nevermind that
Adam: Yeah, all this was actually Natasha's fault. She's the girl that looks like Pacifica Northwest by the way.
Cloudy: So, what happened next?
Adam: After I got out of jail, my long lost grandpa Carlos was so mad at for missing his favorite TV show called Mikaal and Friends and he beat me up for it, especially with my crotch area
Charles: Ooooh, that's gonna hurt
Albedo: Well, some of us think it's nice, but I really wanted to see the original format, you can still give out the references. Overall, your adventures were great to get to know you better.
Adam: Well, I'm glad you liked the episode. But I really want to have a break from doing Library Kids adventures. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room until the next episode starts. (walks up to his room)
Amethyst: I fell bad about him, he doesn't deserve that kind of torture
Brock Samson: Something, you gotta deal the current times that we deal to live in
Albedo: Well, let's hope Adam will be feeling better and let's wait for the next episode.
Chun-Li: I wonder if the veterans are finally out of the desert.
Cloud: Wait, I'm feeling something
Then out of nowhere, the apartmenters clothes turn to playboy bunny suits from DECO*27's Rabbit Hole and looked each other
Arnold Shortman: Woooaaah!
Anya: Anya's a bunny!
Ami: BUNNY!
Cream: I'm a bunny as well
Cheese: Chao
Bugs: I'm already a rabbit, but ok
Bonnie: That's bizarre why I'm wearing this suit
Calliope: Am I going for a shoot for another cover video
Amelia: It seems like it
Baelz: Is that the same bunny suit where Miku was featured in one of the DECO*27's music video
Barbara: Oh my Barbados, these suits feel thick
Butt-Head: Hey Beavis, we're rabbits *laughs*
Beavis: We should look for rabbits, especially with these chicks *laughs*
Chowder: (munching on a carrot) What? I like this costume
Byakuya: This is so humiliating, why we wear the rabbit suits from all of them sudden
Arnold Shortman: At least it isn't the same bunny suit that I was made fun off
Chuck: Oh dear god! This is really humiliating enough for me to handle?!
Coiny: This is really my first time that I wear clothes
Blocky: Same here, who ever pulled that prank, I say that it's great to manage to changed our clothes from out of existence
Alex: Guys, do you know what day it is?
Benny: Let me see..
Then they appeared at the Dio's mansion
Dio: I DIO, did not permit it to wear that and it reminds me of- WHAT THE ?!
Deadpool: Um, guys, you weren't supposed to be here. Aren't you supposed to wait until the semi-finale episode?
Annie: Uhhh....
Annie Einstein: Look, we don't know what's exactly going on? But why is D-Bot filling the live duck in a small pool while wearing the same suit as us?
D-Bot was seen enjoying filling the small pool with ducks
Daitomodachi: God Dammit Mr Rainbow Guy! I should have bought one of my guys instead or at least this button (he shows a button with words "LOST HIS MIND")
Daki: Dai, there are people watching us
Then Benny receives his phone call and he answers it
Luan: April Fools!
Clyde: Wait, Luan is behind this?!
Luan: Yep, it's April Fools Day. Since I couldn't able to reach out one of Lincoln's friends, I decided to pull a prank in creative way. You see, before that day happened, I was scrolling on my phone and I found this animated short music video about one of recent songs and I thought about how I could use that guy who sent Aerith and Helga away by a tosser, as well as the guy who sent Ed the Kraken back to the zoo in CCE1. Now I made him do the job for me. Is this fun
Adam: (wakes up from his sleep) Where am I?
Aerith faints from hearing from Luan
Boyfriend: Be bebop skebap boop beep bap, beepaa beepbop beep beepaa skbep be bappity bapboop? skdoo bip bappity be beeeep beepaa beepbop beep beepaa be bappity boop. Beepaa beepbop boop skdoo bappity beepaa boop bap bappity boop beepaa beep beepo skbep be brep beep skebap boop beep bep be bepo boop bap beep bop be bopo beepaa brep boop, brep baaaap bapboop skdoo bap beepo skdabeep bap skdoo boop bappity skebap beep bappity skebap boop bepo boop bappity skbep be bappity skdoo bep.boop boooop boop (Oh dear, That song? I know that one. The internet also made a cover about me, my girlfriend and even Sonic.exe) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA21D-93_-o, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1XB7QkCbDo, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fJtSgucBEw)
Coiny: Oooh, do you mean the last part you mentioned was a HedgeHole?
Badger: Oh yeah, they also made about Eric Cartman in it https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ndOWifjobAQ
Baldi: *sigh* I'm a school teacher, not a pole dancer
Barney: Enough! She's done it this time and I'm going to kill her for what she has done to us!!
Adam: What is going on here?!
Chiaki: I'm sorry to say this but we got pulled a massive antic on us and some of us find it funny
Conductor: This must be a huge dirty joke, not like that race cheater's name on a dessert!
Ash Williams: Mind I do some stretches around this place?
Aoi: I would really like to go to swim, but there isn't a large pool here
Clock: Are you going to payback on that prankster?
Dedede: Oh yeah, we're going to nab him
Daitomodachi: *sigh* One more time. Mr Rainbow Guy, can send these guys back to the Apartament Complex, please?
Mr. Rainbow Guy: Uh, okay then.
Unexpectedly again, instead of sending apartmenters back to Apartment Complex, Mr. Rainbow Guy sent everyone to the random place
Angie: Where are we?
D-Bot: Huh? Where does the water flow?
Abbacchio: Can explain where are we right now?
Then they see AE86 from Initial D
Axel: Ok, why is there a car at this place?
CATS: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!? ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
Brock: Is that CATS from Zero Wing? Wait, have I been to this place before?
Claptrap: Ooh, it's the Inventory
Ash Williams: Huh, why am I back here again?
Winslow: Welcome back to the Inventory gentlemen and I didn't expect your friends as well. In case you didn't know about me, I'm Reginald Van Winslow and I'm the host of this wonderful place
Coiny: So, everything where Claptrap went there was true?
Charles: I think so, bud
Drake: Excuse myself, I would like to enter a tournament, please?
Winslow: Of course, follow me
Big Bird: Wait, we just appeared out of nowhere and we need to go back as soon as possible
Winslow: Hold on, you're saying you're lost at this place? And I thought you were providing the customers by giving entertainment with those outfits and I really request to minors not to participate to this matter
The Drunkards including Demoman laughs at the playboy bunny costumes
Arthur: Uh oh
Adam: This day can't get any worse?
Bugs: *sigh* Looks like we got Luaned
MK: Ha! Horde of rabbits!
Lord X: I'm going to have a good laugh about this
Max: Hey, Sam take a look at those people, they are wearing my ears!
Sam: Max, those are apartmenters and the season D contestants wearing thick rabbit suits, some of them are children
Tycho: Even the host wears that costume
Gura: Hi Calli! Hi Ame! Nice costumes!
Calliope: Thanks Gura, I guess?
Amelia: I didn't know was there
Lola: Um, why Clyde wearing that weird rabbit costume?
Tabii: Are they looking for-
Lou: All of those guys are pranked but I didn't expect to see recognisable faces to appear
Deadpool: Ooooh. That's a crossover moment there, that's being a different projects, especially with his unannounced-
BC01: Deadpool, that's not the right time to reveal it.
Hierophant Green: Ooh, I'm going to post it on my TikTok!
Deadpool: Fine I'll tell you later. Well this episode was timelined on April 1st, this is an April Fools ending to this episode. Just a little summary recap, Devil got eliminated, we played Dungeons and Dragons while becoming the characters that we made. Then the Dazzling Dimes slayed the dragon causing their team to win and Dancing Dandelion loses thanks to Damien's failed calculation on that dragon's digestive track. And as a bonus as you see right now, we are wearing DECO*27 Rabbit Hole's outfits as a mass thanks to Luan Loud. So guys, place your bets. Who do you think who's get the boy next? That's all we had in this episode, we will see you next time. Peace Out!
CATS: REPORT COME IN FROM OUTER SYSTEM. NEW BASE ESTABLISH!
Daitomodachi: What?! I didn't tell me that she uses her sister Lisa to control that guy?!
Daki: (doing pole dance) Hey Dai, I'm having so much fun at the Inventory
Conker: I'm going to for a drink
Bender: Me too
Bojack: Me three
Brain Griffin: Me four. Hey Alina, wanna check out this place?
Alina: Sure, I don't mind it
Cuphead: I'm glad the Devil is out
Devil: What did you say to me?!
Cuphead: Nothing, Nothing?!
Devil: That's what I thought
Dave: Hey Devi, wanna join for kebabs?
Devil: Fine, it better be devilish
CATS: POTENTIAL RECRUITS ARE SEATED AT TABLE. ANYONE WANT JOINING SPACE PIRATE GROUP ’CATS’?
Daitomodachi: Dear god! What had she done! If Mr Rainbow Guy doesn't reverse the mess, I'm going for D-Bot?
D-Bot is having a pool party with live ducks and couple of patriots joined for him
Daitomodachi: Damn it, she got him as well
Dio: You know Daitomodachi, I could have been a guest for April Fools on Kakyoin Waifu Connoisseur of choice instead of Gojo.
Daitomodachi: *sigh* Maybe Announcer can fix things
Annie Einstein: Good Idea Dai, let's ask him
Daitomodachi approaches the table where Announcer places poker
Announcer: Ah, this is a fine night at the Inventory
MePhone4: Sure it does, I really needed to go back and finish season 2. I really need to fill those gaps on the walls
Daitomodachi: Announcer
Announcer: Daitomodachi, did you come here to complain about the D-Bot situation? Look he's currently fixed and he's both bullet proof and water proof now. Also don't worry about that shooter that killed him and she won't cause problems anymore.
Daitomodachi: Not that, the apartmenters and the contestants are wearing rabbit suits from one of the popular Vocaloid music video and you need to do something about it
Announcer: Sorry Daitomodachi, I'm busy right now.
Gamey: What's with the problem with that guy?
Controlly: He's probably been through a crisis and my friend Calculator talked about C-Bot having a drunkfest in one of the episodes. If I was in their shoes, the contestants would be disgusted and freaked out.
MePhone4: I really need to go back with my old contestants
CATS: NEW REPORT. FEDERATION CRUISER HAS BEEN CAPTURE!
Gamey: They captured the cruise? Wait, the space pirates are coming after us? I think we should get out of here
Char: Um, can I have a seat?
Announcer: Sure, the more players, the more than marrier
Daitomodachi: I have only one option left ( he pulls out his phone and calls the........7H3 D1R3(70R )
7H3 D1R3(70R: Hello, how's the report?
Daitomodachi: It's crazy! Every single apartmenter and contestants wore the rabbit suits from DECO*27's Rabbit Hole
Then the CATS' anthem song plays in the background
CATS: CATS FORCES REPORT OUTGUN FEDERATION IN ANDROMEDA.
Daitomodachi: Can you explain this?!
7H3 D1R3(70R: Oh, that? This is the episode's ending plot you're talking about, the audience will love this plot
Daitomodachi: What? I told Mr Rainbow Guy to send the eliminated contestants back to where they come from and instead, it's just dressing them, including the drags, THE DRAGS, MAN!
Daki: Dai, you just overreacting
Daitomodachi: Not right now Dai! Look, can you send out your CCC look like units to deal with this situation?! I know I made a show about a Jojo character getting dates with waifus, but come on! Make it stop?!
7H3 D1R3(70R: This episode is about a popular role playing game and I planned for an AU for that.
CATS: SIMULATING TASTE OF DRINKS AT ’INVENTORY’… SUBPAR.
Max: Neat!
Daitomodachi: Oh god, I don't care it's April Fools day, I just wanted to get normal dammit!
7H3 D1R3(70R: Look, you're just going to have to deal with this situation and it's just the internet's favor. Bye (hangs up)
Daitomodachi: GOD DAMMIT LUAN LOUD, I SWEAR THE GOD I'M GOING TO KILL HER
Daki: Dai, just leave her alone, her parents know what to do
Daitomodachi: That's it! I have to stop the madness (he pulls out a clipboard and writes Luan Loud's mother name on the list of guests for Kakyoin Waifu Conosonoir) . That should do it.
CATS: THE GAME DEVELOPS.
Deadpool: And so it does to D-Bot.
Daffy: Dude, can we end this episode, I can't stand any second of seeing D-Bot doing with my kind
Deadpool: Oh yeah. Anyways, Peace out! For real! Man, I'm hungry for chimichangas, maybe i'll add carrot flavor into it
Daffy: (face palms) Really?
Chapter 13: Aftermath: Part 2
Chapter Text
This episode takes place during the airing progress BC01's ACE Season D which is after episode 10 and it's during April Fools Day and it's also before Cole finished SPE7 and before Nathan finished Episode 4 and 5 of C.A.A.
Moments before the show begins
A breaking news theme plays and displays the news logo "GLOVE AND BOOTS NEWS'', then we see two primates wearing clothes sitting on the chairs with a news desk along with a blue world map as a background. One of the primates is a chimpanzee wearing a business suit while holding sheets of paper script, then places down while the other is an orange orangutan wearing a blue summer jacket with white flower patterns and an american flag tie sitting next to him.
Blake Worthington: Hello viewers, this just in, The Glove and Boots News. I'm Blake Worthington
Bungo: And I'm Bungo
Blake Worthington: Today, it's April 1st and we know that means
Then the image of a calendar with April 1st date on it appeared on top right corner
Bungo: It's April Fools Day!
Blake Worthington: That's right, but it's not just about the April Fools. We would like to include two more topics to our latest news report, the secret club called The Inventory and the elimination based competition with alphabet themed
Then the image change to two images, the former was an interior of one of the poker rooms and the latter was an image of the hosts including A.S.B, Alexander Alligator, A-Bot, B.S.B, Betsy Bee, B-Bot, C.S.B, Calvin Cat, C-Bot, D.S.B, David Dog and D-Bot.
Bungo: I wonder what's going on for them?
Then the image changes to Dick Dastardly wearing a Spotted Dick costume.
Black Worthington: Our first story we're covering tonight, is about a funny dessert situation that made not just the Arcade Park, Amusement Park and The Apartment Complex laugh at the laugh gaggling madness for two minutes, it happened to be a global comedy moment thanks to a weird man named Dave Miller.
Bungo: They called that poor guy Spotted Dick
Blake Worthington: I won't be laughing at that joke if I were one of these folks. Now let's turn over to Gorila who's at the Amusement Park right now
Then the P.O.V moves to the scenery of the Amusement Park
Gorila: Meh (he is holding a microphone on his right hand)
Blake Worthington: Gorila, tell us what the origin of the Spotted Dick meme is.
Gorila: Meh (he asks Professor Quigley about the meme while he places his hand on a wall and points to a poster of Dick Dastardly wearing a Spotted Dick costume with the meme font words saying "SPOTTED DICK" while the crowd is laughing.)
Professor Quigley: Well, everybody including the letters went into a laughing craze over a dessert named after one of the contestant's names. We can't spell that word because we don't have the letters to build except for the latter part, but it's inappropriate in front of young kids.
Mr. Websley: As you can see, the state of these people are ridiculous and they looked unresponsive when that joke was introduced. As for the letters, they fell to similar treatment. Now if you excuse me, I gotta continue playing Dungeons and Dragons with Professor Quigley
Gorila: Meh
Back to the news set up
Blake Worthington: Great job Gorila. Now we got recent information that it originated in one of the moments in Total Drama Infinite where Dio's teammates and soon the rest find this hilarious. Now let's take at the clips about them
Then it plays a compilation of the clips where the Spotted Dick was mentioned including the laughter of course
Bungo: Wow, theses laughed so hard that we laughed as well
Blake Worthington: Enough with the Spotted Dick, let's move on to the next story who is apart of the latter part and this one may be horrifying
Then image changes to Pin without her face and limbs
Blake Worthington: I know what you're thinking, "Mr Worthington, why is there a picture of a red tack displayed on the screen?". According to officials, the reasoning what happening to her was from two of the prizes that involves removing someone's body parts
Bungo: Ouch, that hurts for her. How is she doing now? And how did she lose her limbs and her face? She looked a big thumbtack
Blake Worthington: She's currently in the math camp where the eliminated contestants stay here until they are released in the finale, but only in Cole’s version. On the recent episode of BFDIA, known as BFDIA 11, an anthropomorphic block of ice called Ice Cube got her prize which consists of getting immunity until final 10 or removing someone else's face and she chooses the latter part.
Bungo: What about her limbs?
Blake Worthington: Her limbs were taken by an anthropomorphic flying pink puffball called Puffball as her prize. Now we're turning to Mr. ECSH who is outside of the math camp. Purple Face, how's her state?
Mr. ECSH: Alright then, I just talked to the guards of this place and they letted me to interview these eliminated contestants who these witnessed the scientist researchers who are extracting her ooze
Playtime: I want to play with someone! Hee-hee-hee-hee!
Peppa: I thought Pin said she got her limbs from Roboty. I wonder why they are extracting her ooze and how did she get her face back eventually?
Plankton: I can't believe she lost her face in BFDIA 11 and I thought her limbs were prosthetic. The good thighs about her that she won't drown. About the scientists, they are researching her ooze.
Mr. ECSH: You heard that right, they must be frightened to see their contestant mate in her current state
Back to the news set up
Blake Worthington: That is quite a shocking development there. Thank you Mr. ECSH. Now let's move on to the next story
The image changes to a crime scene where D-Bot has been shot from couple of hours ago
Blake Worthington: Some of you are familiar with this incident in one of the episodes in BC01's ACE Season D, as you can see this screenshot, this is D-Bot with his face shattered with a sniper bullet and we find out the identity of the culprit and it may be shocking than the previous story. Let's have a look at this.
Then the image changes to Mirabel
Bungo: Was Mirabel responsible for this incident?
Blake Worthington: Fortunately, she was and what's her motive and her purpose? It turns out she was the first eliminated contestant twice, just because a Cole guy hated her movie
Bungo: What?! But Encanto is an amazing movie for kids and family, why does the Cole guy hate that movie?
Blake Worthington: It turns out, the reason why she hated that movie was because of that meme called "We Don't Talk About Bruno" meme which cringed him to the point that annoyed him. Or I think it's because of something else. I don't know.
Bungo: Well, the fanbase is more than the haters. So, is that guy who wanted to derail that franchise ?
Blake Worthington: Encanto is a popular movie and it's owned by Disney which is impossible to take down due the large audience of this generation. Speaking of the large audience, they wanted to put Mirabel on a trial to confirm that she did commit the crime for revenge or she did this by reasoning in insanity? The trial set in couple of days and it needed all witnesses and the host itself
Bungo: Oooh, I wonder if she is allowed to go back to compete in another season if she's not guilty?
Blake Worthington: Bungo, I don't think they wanted her to return because of her other crimes. And the last story for tonight is way more shocking than Mirabel reveal and more humiliating than the Spotted Dick meme. Have a look at this!
Then the image changes to a picture of the contestants, eliminated contestants, veterans, apartmenters and even D-Bot wearing playboy bunny suits at the Inventory as the drunk music starts to play
Bungo: Oh my! Why are those people wearing the playboy bunny suits?!
Blake Worthington: As you can see folks, those people who have competed in alphabet elimination shows have appeared in the Inventory where the people who play poker and get drinking from the bar are watching them as for those who competed in seasons A1 to D3 who they willied in embarrassment and confused. Now let's bring to Gorila who's at the Inventory now. Tell us, Gorilla, what's happening right now?
Gorila: Meh (points at the one who are currently wearing playboy bunny suits)
Blake Worthington: Thank you Gorilla. Any thoughts about this Bungo?
Bungo: That must be an April Fools pranks, right?
Blake Worthington: It's more than just an April Fools' antic, they have appeared across social media, including Facebook, Twitter, TikTok, Youtube, Deviantart and even Pixiv.
Bungo: Woah, they must have a lot of pictures, videos and fanart of them.
Blake Worthington: Let's have a look at them, shall we?
Then the image changes to Abbacchio, Anasui, Annie, Aquaman, Badger, Batman, Bender, Brian Griffin, BoJack, Bull, Byron, Captain Hook, Cioccolata, Conker, Daddy, Dave, Declan, Demoman, Diavolo, Doofenshmirtz and Drakken who are sitting on chairs at the bar counter.
Bungo: Woah! Those guys are having a blast at night.
Then the image changes to Aerith, Amy, Aviva, Aqua, Ayano, Ahsoka, Astolfo, Alphys, Amber, Aoi, Akane, Angie, Amethyst, Beth, The Bride, Botan, Barbara, Blake, Calliope, Chiaki, Celestia, Chihiro, Carrie, Candace, Collei, Chloe, Coco, Daphne, Daria, Daisy, Daisy Duck and Darkness are being stared by the perverted bystanders that made Devin pissed.
Blake Worthington: This prank caused some folks who have dirty desires to come to stare at the torsos of those victims
Then the image changes to Akari, Anya, Angelica, Astro Boy, Ash Ketchum, Arthur, the two Arnolds, Adam, Bowser Jr., Bubbles, Buttercup, Blossom, the Blue Birds, Boomboxer, Benny, Charlie Brown, Cream, Cheesy, Clyde, Custard, Chinatsu, Diona, Dori, Dee Dee, Dexter, Dora the Explorer, Daniel Tiger, Dipper and D.W who look confused while Alina, Bart, Chris Griffin and Cody stared at the other people.
Bungo: And some of them are children!
Then the image changes to Ash Williams, Brock Samson, Claptrap and Drake who are playing Texas Holdem while Daniel J. D'Arby as a dealer
Blake Worthington: This one is a group of player playing poker
Then the image changes to Deadpool who is holding a sign that says "#BUNNIES_AT_THE_INVENTORY"
Bungo: That one is Deadpool!
Blake Worthington: Now, for the videos
The video where the contestants and the apartmenters are dancing in polka dance and the other is an imitation of DECO*27's Rabbit Hole dance.
Blake Worthington: These videos have a massive view count of thousands of millions of views on the internet. Now let's take look at the fanarts
Then image changes to a compilation of fanarts including ships and edits
Bungo: Oh my, that's a ton of them!
Blake Worthington: Indeed. This is just like Courtney's old music video. We also had a villainous dictator who appeared in a mature fangame about the Poker Night At The Inventory with Kisekae made sprites joined in April Fools roster this week and he's from a classic video game called Zero Wing. His name is CATS and he would like to tell something for the viewers.
CATS: HELLO GENTLEMEN, IT IS THE ONE WHO SAW THIS ANTIC UNFOLD IN MY EYES. THOSE PEOPLE APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND THEY ALL WORE RABBIT SUITS WHICH ATTRACTED THE CROWD.
Blake Worthington: Do you know who's responsible?
CATS: ACCORDING TO THIS MAN (points at Daitomodachi), HE SAID THE PERSON WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS TRICK WAS A TEEN GIRL CALLED LUAN LOUD
Then the image changes to Luan Loud
Blake Worthington: Oh..my..god. Who thought that teenager who was responsible of the acts of MASS ATTRACTIVE DISTRACTION OF PUBLIC HUMILIATION
Bungo: Does pranking on her own family isn't enough for her?
Blake Worthington: Unfortunately, it is. She's unstoppable on this day, whoever knows what antic rampage comes to storm across next? Stay tuned for more information after a commercial break.
Bungo: But first, a duck pool party!
Then the image changes to a clip of D-Bot enjoying a pool party with ducks and with these ladies wearing playboy duck costumes appeared on livestream on Twitch
D-Bot: Oh yeah, It's duck party time!
The ducks quack
Daitomodachi: Welp guys, we have appeared on the news.
Dio: What do you suggest I do? Sitting there for nothing?
Daitomodachi: I have a plan to stop her pranking madness and I know how?
Deadpool: Oooh, are you going to bring her mom to KWC? By the way, how's the look at the news?
Doppio: Dai, why do you think bringing her mom to appear on an episode of KWC show to stop her madness?
Daitomodachi: Well, I brought the couches and placed them in the corner. First off, I need Kakyoin to be here, then we bring her mom in. This one will make her piss off.
Daddy: Hopefully this one works. I wonder how my daughter reacted to the news.
Donut: So, what will happen to the rest of us?
Daitomodachi: You, the remaining contestants will come with me. As for the eliminated contestants and veterans who didn't make the cut, you guys should be at the Aftermath set.
Daria: Of course
CATS: I WOULD LIKE TO LET MY CREW TO TELEPORT THESE GENTLEMEN.
CATS's crewmembers teleported Dark Cacao, Dark Choco, Declan, Dave, Diego Brando, Darkness and Devil to the Aftermath's waiting room
CATS: ALL DONE!
Dexter: Hey! What about the rest of us?!
Dedede: You know what, let's march to the aftermath studio!
The first four eliminated contestants and the veterans who didn't made the cut join leaves the Inventory
Daitomodachi: As for the apartmenters, sorry that brathole caused this
Albedo: It's ok. We can go back to the Apartment Complex by ourselves
Angelica: Oooh, what's that thing to do? (Touches and messes the time traveling pocket watch)
Amelia: Wait! What are you doing?!
Then the apartmenters that start with A are sent to Atlantic Ocean in the 14th century
Adam: Oh god, is this where the Ancient Liqueurs fell into during the atmosphere contest?
Abbacchio: OH NO NO NO NO! NOT AGAIN!
Amethyst: Oh my goodness, how did you guys survive that long?
Amy: Help! I can't swim!
Akuma: Come on guys, just hold onto me!
The small apartmenters that starts with A holds on Akuma's back
Adam: Thanks Akuma for the help. But hey Amelia, can you send us back to the present? It was Angelica's fault
Amelia: Sure, but I need my pocket watch for that. Does anyone have one?
Ash Williams: This is the 14th century isn't it?
Ashoka: How did you know this is the 14th century?
Ash Williams: I have loads of experience at this timeline
Alphys: The only solution is need Amelia's pocket watch to return back to normal
Akane: Hold up Ashley, why are you flying with your broom while the rest of us except for those who can fly to struggle to swim afloat
Ashley: That's what you get for ditching me and idiotically eliminating me!
Amber: Look we're sorry for that, we thought Avdol's advice would help us win the challenge
Ash Ketchum: Wait, I gotta check my DeviantArt account (checks his DeviantArt account), it looks good to me.
Arnold Perlstein: Oh no, we are stuck here! I knew I should've stayed home today.
Aerith: And I thought stealing clothes was that bad
Albedo: Come on everyone let's find Amelia's time machine pocket watch in order to get us back to present
Arthur: Yeah, we need to check our pockets to see if anyone has one
Annie Einstein: Please, somebody save us!
Austin Powers: By the meantime, I hope you guys don't mind see my lucky charm
Alina: Son of a-
Then it paused and fate into gray shading while Deadpool pops up
Deadpool: Don't worry guys, they are all alive. Either they find Amelia's pocket watch or they are rescued by the pirates. Now let's get back to the Inventory
Back to the Inventory
Bart: Woah, they must have seen to the another dimension
Big Bird: Hope they are alright
Brooklyn T Guy: Guys, I know the way out of here, follow me!
Bucciarati: Everyone, let's follow him
The apartmenters that starts with B follows Brooklyn T Guy
Caine: Don't worry everyone, I'll teleport you out of there
Coiny: Sweet, take us!
Caine: Ok then, here goes nothing!
Caine teleports apartmenters that starts with C to the Apartament Complex
Diona: At least they are back to apartament complex. What should we do now?
Daitomodachi: Now we need to wait
Daffy: Great, let's get the Aftermath started.
With all that trouble out of the way, the actual aftermath begins with an intro including jazz and funky music appearing with the co-host Dice (Devin is currently absent at the moment) who will conduct the interviews with the eliminated contestants that happened to their time in the competition.
Dice: Hello everybody! Welcome to the second episode of BC01's ACE Season D aftermath! I am King Dice, the co-host of the show, joining me with my host...
Djimmi: Me, Djimmi the Great!
Dice: Yeah, he's Now you might be saying, what happened to Devin? Well, he's not here right now. I don't even know where he is, but one thing for sure, he's late!
Djimmi: I don't really know who this Devin guy even is.
Dice: The good news is, we still got our peanut gallery. Hey Doofy! Do you mind?
Doofy: Hey kids, did you know I have a peanut allergy? I didn't know so I'm going to have a peanut myself! Ha ha! (eats the peanut then dies instantly)
Dice: (facepalms) Stupid dragon puppet. Now here's the peanut gallery.
Dice turns the camera and reveals the peanut gallery, but they are actually the recommended characters dressed up as them
Dot (from Animaniacs): (disguised as D.W.) Uh, hi, I'm D.W.!
Dewey Duck: (disguised as Daisy Duck) What the? Why am I a girl?
Darwin (from TAWOG): (disguised as Daniel Tiger) This is strange.
Doctor Strange: (disguised as Danny) I don't even turn into ghosts! Why?
Dorothy (from The Wizard of Oz): (disguised as Daphne) I have a feeling I'm not in the amusement park anymore.
Dilbert: (disguised as Daria) I kind of look like Alice. She's one of my co-workers by the way.
Dark Helmet (from Spaceballs): (disguised as Darth Vader) Hey, this is strange!
Damien Desmond (from SPY X FAMILY): (disguised as David (BFDI)) Really, do I have to say only one line?! Why can't I be someone else?!
Dan Heng (from Honkai: Star Rail): (disguised as Dedede) Let's get this deal with
Ducky (from The Land Before Time): (disguised as Dee Dee) I'm not that annoying for the part, no-no-no!
Dororo: (disguised as Devil Cookie) Hmm...It looks
Dash (from The Incredibles): (disguised as Dexter) Um, what did that boy genius say? Um... "omelette... something?" I don't really speak in French.
Dale (from King of the Hill): (disguised as Dhalsim) Yup. This is strange.
Dynomutt: (disguised as Dick Dastardly) Duh-duh-duh-duh! I'm a dessert!
Dixie (from Donkey Kong Country): (disguised as Diddy) I had to dress up as my own boyfriend!
Dukey (from Johnny Test): (disguised as Diego) This is worse than being in my own reality show!
Doug (from the Nickelodeon show): (disguised as Dipper) I'm glad Disney bought my show, since I had to dress up as this kid named after a constellation.
Dirk (from Dragon's Lair): (disguised as Dipsy) Uh...
Dory (from Finding Nemo): (disguised as Disgust) Cool, Disgust is in a fishbowl!
Dan Backslide (from The Dover Boys): (disguised as Don Ramón) MI NO HABLA ESPANOL! (I DO NOT SPEAK SPANISH!)
Dovahkiin (from Skyrim): (disguised as Doofenshmirtz) How did you know this guy fought with a freaking platypus?!
Dough (from Inanimate Insanity): (disguised as Dora) Hey guys, I'm a Dora doll with David's body.
Donita (from Wild Kratts): (disguised as Dora the Explorer) This feels too girly. I would want to freeze whoever did this to me.
Darkwing Duck: (disguised as Dracula) I'm not a vampire! I'm Darkwing!
Drax: (disguised as Drake) Ugh, doesn't anybody think Darkness should be Drake? He is played by the same guy.
Donatello (from TMNT): (disguised as Drakken) Cowabunga, dude. This is really awkward.
DJ (from Total Drama Island): (disguised as Duncan) Well, it is nice that I'm dressed up as the guy who gave Bunny back to me, but really?
Dice: Guys, get into character!
Djimmi: Yeah, you are trying to waste everybody's time and we got to get the show running.
Darwin: Yeah, whatever.
Dice: Anyways, let's meet our first guest. Our first guest is the keeper of the light of Resolution, and the black-themed Ancient Hero who wielded a sword of darkness and fell at the hands of his own son. Please welcome, Dark Choco Cookie!
Dark Cacao walks in
Dark Cacao: Hello everyone, how are you?
Dice: Hello Dark Cacao. Do I mind asking you this?
Dark Cacao: Sure, answer me
Dice: Why are you wearing that suit?
Dark Cacao: A girl named Luan Loud put me in this mess, did I suffer enough?
Dice: Ouff, that made you lose a bit of dignity.
Dark Cacao: Just ignore it, why does that thing doing here
Djimmi: Oh, where are my manners? It is I, the Djimmi the Great! I'm currently replacing Devin since he's late. By the way, take a seat at this divian please
Dark Cacao: (sits at the divian) That's odd and I understood. Am I supposed to do the interview?
Djimmi: That is the apart of the show
Dark Cacao: What are my options?
Dice: You can do calls first or just questions, then the calls as last.
Dark Cacao: Maybe the calls, it might help me.
Dice: Alrighty then, let's hear the calls for Dark Cacao
Caller 1: Hello, is this Oogie Boogie?
Dice: No, it's not. Next caller!
Cookie Monster: Hello, cookie! Can I--
Dice: Next!
Caller 2: (unintelligible noises)
Dorothy: What in the...
Dice: Let's have some serious calls, please. Next!
Golden Cheese: Hey, Dark Cacao!
Dark Choco: Oh hi there, Golden Cheese.
Golden Cheese: Me, White Lily, Pure Vanilla, and Hollyberry are sorry you lost the contest.
Dark Choco: I know. And all I did was beat up that yellow speakerbox.
Golden Cheese: Yeah, I know. But why?
Dark Choco: Well, I got insane because our team lost for the first time after they got the Tunisian diamond.
Golden Cheese: Of course. I honestly wish that traitor from that really disgusting and vulgar show would come out soon.
Dark Choco: I agree.
Golden Cheese: Well, I hope you get a chance to rejoin and maybe you can win the million.
Dark Choco: Thanks so much. Bye!
Dice: Next caller!
Gingerbrave: Hey there! It's me, Gingerbrave! I heard you got eliminated from a competition. That's gotta be tough... I'm always here if you need me, you know that right?
Dark Cacao: I'm a failure, it's what I am.
Gingerbrave: Don't say that, Dark Cacao... You're not a failure! You're strong, brave, and you always try your hardest. That's the opposite of being a failure. No cookie is ever a failure, and you're no exception.
Dark Cacao: You really mean it?
Gingerbrave: Of course I mean that! Dark Cacao Cookie, you are NOT a failure. You may lose a battle, but you'll never lose the war. I still believe in you, and I always will. I believe in you, and that you're a great cookie.
Dark Cacao: Thanks for the kind words, Gingerbrave. Those are the words that I wanted to hear, and the words I needed to hear during this difficult time.
Gingerbrave: That's ok, Dark Cacao Cookie. Remember, whenever you feel like you might fail at something, just remember I'm always here...I believe in you, and I always will. And I'm not the only one who believes the same, I'm sure others believe the same. You may have some losses, but there's always more battles to come, and you'll win. I believe in you.
Dark Cacao: I must thank you again with those kind words Gingerbrave. When I come back to them, I'll show them that I'm not a failure to my kingdom.
Gingerbrave: That's the spirit Dark Cacao Cookie! We will be rooting for you!
Dark Cacao: Gingerbrave, I must thank you for giving me courage to let my spirits go on. I'll see you whenever you are. Farewell for now (hangs up)
Dice: Wow, that's a kind conversation call.
Dark Cacao: Indeed it was, that was the most kind call I ever received.
Dice: So anyways, let's continue shall we? Bring out the next caller!
Mr. Krabs: King Dice, did you touch me thermostat?!
Foxy: (stops Mr. Krabs) YOU! OFFED THE WRONG PIRATE! (he was wearing a macho wrestling suit)
Mr. Krabs: WHAT?!
Foxy: (jumps and beats up Mr. Krabs with his punches while the rock and roll music plays) YES! HA-HAHAHAHA!
Dash: Oooooh, that must be a macho wrestling moment.
Dark Choco: I think that's enough calls.
Dice: I hear you and agree.
Dark Cacao: Thank you. But what's next for me?
Djimmi: Why not start with the peanut gallery. Do you guys have any questions for him?
Dilbert: Sure. So Dark Cacao, when I saw the news, how does it feel in that rabbit costume like a drag person? Does it feel comfortable there?
Dark Cacao: It's quite humiliating in this suit. I'm a ruler of the Dark Cacao Kingdom, not a pole hooker.
Damien Desmond: Aw seriously?
Dororo: Wow, you must be good looking in that suit, don't you think? Heh heh heh
Dark Cacao: This feels like I slept with a famous celebrity, Doris Day, as for the outfit, it looked as if I was celebrating Easter.
Doctor Strange: So, your sword looks kinda cool. What does it do?
Dark Cacao: First of all, Danny, you sound kinda weird.
Doctor Strange: I have a cold.
Dark Cacao: Of course you do. Anyways, this is the Grapejam Chocoblade. If you swing it, the sky erupts with thunder and lightning and avalanches tumble down countless mountains.
Dewey: Can I hold your sword please?
Dark Choco: Sure.
Dewey: Thanks. (holds the sword but then collapses) Wow, your sword's just like Cloud's.
Dark Cacao: Of course.
Dory: I have a question.
Dark Cacao: What is it, Disgust?
Dory: I was thi-- Oh, look at a cookie with a sword! And what are you guys doing at my party?
Dice: Oh no, I forgot about her short-term memory loss.
Dan Heng: That was unexpected
Dark Helmet: Hey, since we both have dark themes in ourselves, do you think someday you can rule the world?
Dark Cacao: Hey, Darth Vader, what happened to your deep voice?
Dark Helmet: I, uh... (tries to fake a deep voice) got vocal surgery and had my voices fixed?
Dark Cacao: Something's going on here.
Dice: What? There's nothing going on. Djimmi, is there something going on?
Djimmi: No, there's nothing going on.
Dice: See? There's nothing going on.
Dark Cacao: Whatever.
Dash: Excuse me, I have a question.
Dark Cacao: What is it, Dexter?
Dash: Do you have a good relationship with your son?
Dark Cacao: Well, as he grew older, he started seeking ways to protect and benefit the kingdom just like me, leading him to be allured by the power promised by the cursed Strawberry Jam Sword. Under the influence of the blade, Dark Choco Cookie nearly killed me, resulting in me banishing him from the kingdom and leaving him full of sorrow and bitterness. This relationship was not resolved for a long time.
Darwin: Wow, your relationship is so harsh.
DJ: I'm glad my mom always gets along with me. Does Duncan's mom get along with him?
Dororo: Don't you mean your mom? Heh!
Doctor Strange: Hey! Insulting about the mothers is disrespectful, Devil Cookie
Dororo: Then bite me then, I'm a red cookie with wings
Damien Desmond: Aw seriously?!
Dough: Da da da da da da da da, I guess?
Doug: What's the origin of your name?
Dark Cacao: Dark... it's a play on words, as in dark chocolate. Cacao is a reference to the plant that grows on the trees
Dukey: That seems fitting
Dale: How many enemies did you defeat?
Dark Cacao: A load of them.
Dot: Woah, that's a lot.
Dovahkiin: What's your favorite food? Mine is grilled steak
Dark Cacao: My personal favorite is the tradition ones, I do enjoy fish, tofu and sushi
Darwin: That's yummy
Ducky: I know, right?
Dan Heng: We ran out of questions for you, pal
Dewey: Yeah, I don't have any questions left for you.
Dark Cacao: That's alright, what's next?
Djimmi: The only thing left is to answer these five questions and you're done.
Dark Cacao: Alright, what's the first question?
Dice: (pulls out the question card) Dark Cacao, "What was your reaction when you got eliminated?"
Dark Cacao: That one? I actually felt guilty for what I did after losing the team for the first time. I felt like I threw my sanity out of the window. If that traitor keeps messing with people, I'll show my wrath to him.
Djimmi: Sorry to see you like this? Did you receive injuries while you were eliminated?
Dark Cacao: Indeed I was, it's been not to talk about something like that.
Dice: Alright, here's the second one. Dark Cacao, "What do others think about you when you get eliminated while you're back at home?"
Dark Cacao: When I returned to my homeland, my people had seen my wounds and felt horrified. I had to rest after that
Dice: Alright, here's the third one. Dark Cacao, "Do you have allies in this competition?" as in you made friends or something like that
Dark Cacao: That's an interesting question. When I entered this competition's location, I met some strangers from different worlds. If I had to choose one of them, I would choose Dezmond. I heard he was an alchemist and recently a team captain that led a long winning streak.
Djimmi: Ooh, that friend of yours is a great captain of this team
Dark Cacao: Indeed he is. I hope I can see him again.
Dice: Alrighty then, now for the forth one. Dark Cacao, "What's your motive to join for this competing in this competition?"
Dark Cacao: My reason for joining this competition is to show off my power to impress those who are spectating me. And the other reason is because of Affogato Cookie desping being the first one to get exiled in the first season.
Dice: Now for the last one. Dark Cacao, "What's your life before the competition?"
Dark Cacao: It was simple, I was only resting in my castle until the royal retainer Affogato Cookie informed me that there's a competition and it wanted me to join them and it may have a million currency prize which might improve my funds to my kingdom. He signed it up for me while I left the castle.
Dice: Alright, that was all of them and that's the time. Thank you for your contribution to the interview. Now, you may join the peanut gallery.
Dark Cacao: Alright then (gets up) I hope you won't mind seeing me like this (goes to the peanut gallery)
Dororo: Another cookie to join us, even with that funny suit of yours
Dark Cacao: I really wish that prank never happened in the first place.
Darwin: Don't stress it out. It's only a prank, how bad could it be?
Dark Helmet: Um, the bunny suit crazy is still going and there's more edits
Dough: Da da da da da da?
Dixie: And the comments are filled with suggestive and hilarious thoughts
Drax: Oh, I get it. You're joking. (laughs, then hears Drake's henchmen laughing off-screen) Okay, what was that?
Donita: I don't know. They show up whenever Drake says his catchphrase and laughs.
Dale: Chill out man. I haven't said something that made you laugh
Donatello: So, what's the next guest?
Dice: All right, our next guest is--
Devin: Wait! We're back!
Dice: There you guys are!
Diddy: Yep, we came back as soon as we could.
Dora the Explorer: And boy, was it such an adventure.
Dice: So what happened while you were gone?
Dipper: It all started when I was investigating around the diner and suddenly, I found Daniel's shrine. I tried telling the other contestants, until Damien tricked us! They sent us all the way to Djibouti, it's a country in Africa by the way, and after Da Poo Poo Guy chased us once again, we ran all the way to Cairo, Egypt where we were greeted by Dio's butler and one of the nine glory gods. He introduced us to his house where we spent many days while actually, we feel like we spent a week. Eventually though, it was starting to get annoying, not only since Dee Dee was arguing with Ami most of the time, but also we turned into playboy bunnies for some reason. After we left off the Inventory, I then found this weird dinosaur thing that has a skull for a head and one eye and spikes on his back, and somehow his name is Dreadnought. I don't know what that thing is, but I offered to climb on his back, but after we all got on it, we were too heavy and he collapsed. So instead we just found this helicopter by some weirdo named "Deus Ex Machina." We then took off until one of the engines broke down right near the street next to Cole's Season P. Drake almost beat up PSB, but we ran off when we found PTLD-93 who scared the bejeebers out of us. Just then after that, in a room directly above, a rogue scientist doing tests on radioactive ants accidentally knocked over a jar of infected specimens, and one of which without any hesitation crawls down one floor and miraculously lands undetected. It viciously bites me. I screamed in pain and stumbled backwards next to the veterans. In a split-second, we all found ourselves in a freefall that sended us squarely through the roof of a vats of acid factory, and into a vat of acid that is tipped over by an errant alien spaceship, carrying us blindly on a wave of acid during a solar eclipse on a leap year, precariously careening onto a bomb-testing site, where a cataclysmic explosion exposes us in waiting to highly toxic radium gasses. Then, as fate would have it, magical storm clouds move in, zapping us with a neon-plaid lightning bolt and raining radioactive ooze, which, through centrifugal and electromagnetic turbulence, causes a powerful earthquake deep in the jungle two-thousand miles away, consequently unearthing a magical crystal with wings that flies to our exact location, and, powered by super gamma energy currents, pilots us to open skies until, not paying attention, the crystal clips the top of a billboard, flinging us right next to the street where the aftermath studio is miraculously unharmed. And that's our story. What do you think?
Dice: Wow, did you make all that up?
Dipper: Nope, it was all true.
Dice: Wow, I'm glad you guys were able to survive.
Djimmi: And I guess you won't need me anymore.
Disgust: Wait a second, did you replace us?!
The recommended characters take off their disguises
Dewey: Actually, we were the recommended characters covering for you guys.
Diddy: Oh, hi Dixie!
Duncan: Hey, DJ.
Dark Helmet: Well, I'm glad I don't have to do this anymore.
Doctor Strange: Me too.
Dilbert: Me three.
Dan Backslide: ME FOUR!
Dukey: Me five. I'm a kid with a rare hair disorder by the way.
Damien Desmond: Me six. I'm going back to Eden's academy and I don't have to wear this mask now
Dale: Yup. I guess we might as well go to the amusement park now.
Danny: Yeah, okay. And thanks for covering us by the way!
Dan Heng: You're welcome by the way.
The recommended characters go back to the amusement park while the other four recommended characters and Djimmi go back to their homeworld while the peanut gallery sit back in their chairs and Devin sits back in the host seat with Dice
Devin: Well, that was quite an adventure. But that's enough talk for now.
Dedede: It feels like home sweet home, right fellas?
Daniel Tiger: It feels great to be back here, but what did we miss?
Dice: You only missed the first guest of this episode
Dark Cacao: I did not expect to witness the peanut gallery as a group of disguised people.
Daphne: This time we're real, even with playboy bunny suits on
Danny: Yeah, I can't take it off for some reason
Devil Cookie: It must be so funny if they added hot wax glue. That way, it will be so hard to remove them. Heh heh heh
Darth Vader: Hopefully she put it in reality. We may require surgery for this.
Diego: That sounded like a lot of pain, but who's the next guest might be?
Dark Cacao: I know who that might be.
Devin: Our next guest is the former prince of the fallen Dark Cacao Kingdom. Please welcome, Dark Choco Cookie!
Dark Choco walks in
Dark Choco: Hello everyone
Drakken: Of course, we're still in the rabbit suits
Dedede: Does the rabbit season day bother you?
Dark Choco: The suit feels thick like a glue and I can't seem to take it of for some reason
Daphne: Don't worry, we all face the same situation
Drake: If that Loud prankers pulls another antic on us, I'll show her what's coming for her.
Dice: Luckily, I'm the only one who does not wear that kind of suit. Anyways, Dark Choco, sit at this divian, if you mind?
Dark Choco sits at the divian
Dark Choco: What's the purpose for bringing me here?
Devin: It's the aftermath silly. Say, are you going for the calls or just straight to the questions?
Dark Choco: I think only a few calls would be nice.
Devin: Okay then. Hello, you're on the air!
Caller 3: Hey, Dark Choco, I'm really sorry you lost. You deserve happiness and love so badly.
Dark Choco: Aw, thanks!
Devin: Next caller!
Purple Yam: Hey, boy. I am really sorry you are out so early, and right after your father too!
Dark Choco: I know. I thought this contest would revert me back to the happy cookie I am.
Purple Yam: Well, maybe someday, you can get millions of dollars, or maybe you'll get a chance to rejoin the game.
Dark Choco: Yeah, that's true. I can't wait to rejoin the game.
Purple Yam: Yeah, just here to check on you. I'll talk to you later. Bye! (hangs up)
Devin: Next caller!
Luan: Hey, check this out!
A picture of Dark Choco's April Fools 2022 sprite is shown on the screen
Daisy Duck: Oh god!
Dhalsim: What the tarnation is this?
Drake: Is this supposed to be a piece of art?
Drakken: This looks really stupid!
Dark Choco: Gr... Luan...! Yeah, that's enough calls. I said only a few anyway.
Devin: Ok, that's enough calls for him. It's Peanut Gallery Time! Let's do this! Does anyone have questions for him?
Daphne: I do have one. So what is with this scar on your eye? Did someone cut you?
Dark Choco: I don't know why I got it but it gave me bad eyesight.
Daphne: Wow, jeepers!
Daria: Not that I care, but what was about that weird picture they showed on the screen?
Dark Choco: Well, that was my sprite. They switched over to the "Shroomie Shenanigans" event on April Fools two years ago. Funny rainbow mushrooms given to the cookies to eat give a "joke filter" design for them. A majority of them turn into anime-styled humans.
Duncan: Your style kind of reminded me of the anime Berserk or Fist of the North Star.
Dark Choco: Not only that, a humanized, high schooler rendition of Dark Choco Cookie known as Derek DaChoco appears in Romance Kingdom, a romantic visual novel parody Event which appeared for April Fools Day 2023. There, he is a brooding regular of the school's back alleys, where he fights off bullies and laments about his dark fate all alone.
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Man, you were the butt of April Fools before that fateful day happened.)
Darth Vader: So, despite that you're obviously named after dark chocolate, you have a strong "cookies and cream" theme to your design, your shoulder pads kind of look like Oreos.
Dark Choco: Oh, yeah. I never noticed that. You really must have taken a look at my armor, huh?
Dee Dee: Oh, I really wanted to eat those
Dexter: Dee Dee! Do you want to be like Cookie Monster?
Dee Dee: What? It's only cream filled cookies
Danny: So what was the latest contest you participated in?
Dark Choco: We shot ducks.
Daisy Duck: OH MY!
Dark Choco: As in, a similar style to the classic NES game called Duck Hunt.
Dedede: Oh wow, I remember that dog and duck from the Super Smash Bros. games.
Dark Choco: Yeah, it was kind of fun. I had to climb on the chair in order to aim better.
Dhalsim: I see. What was the latest contest you participated in Dark Cacao?
Dark Cacao: Oh, we stole a diamond.
Dick Dastardly: Hey, you tried doing an evil scheme just like me?
Dark Cacao: Well, actually it was based on the Henry Stickmin game Stealing the Diamond and Dio had played that game before.
Danny: I'm glad I didn't answer that question. I was there. Well, only to bring the contestants back to the diner.
Dexter: The fifth contest in our show was playing Dig Dug. Donald Duck pretty much nailed all of us while trying to get diamonds.
Duncan: And the fifth contestant in our show was playing Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong did not even jump over the first barrel because he wasn't paying attention. I was immediately out after that because of my jerk behavior off-screen.
Dee Dee: The sixth contest in Nathan's version was a dance party!
Disgust: That was the same contest in Cole's version.
Dee Dee: It was?
Dexter: Yeah, you were out before this due to you getting "Dee Dee'd" thanks to a dwarf planet from the Kuiper belt named after you.
Dee Dee: Oh, yeah.
Disgust: And of course that stick figure was finally out after that.
David (BFDI): Aw, seriously?
Dracula: In Nathan's version, it was Dhalsim.
Dhalsim: Yep. Unfortunately. He was just lucky I didn't attack him.
Dark Choco: I don't believe harm to the host would make you stay. By the way, I think it's enough for me. What's next?
Devin: Done already? It's our question time. Dice, let's start with the first one, shall we?
Dice: Of course. Dark Choco, "What's your reaction when you got eliminated in this season?"
Dark Choco: Like I said to Daitomodachi, I really don't mind being eliminated, even though I lost a tie breaker against Daniel
Dedede: If you only were lucky, you could have prevented his antics and his partnership with Damien in the first place
Dark Choco: Afterall I know about him, he's currently a threat in the competition now.
Dice: He's a villain now, isn't he?
Devin: Anyways, let's move on to the next question
Dice: Dark Choco, "What do others think about you when you get eliminated while you are back at home?"
Dark Choco: Same thing as usual
Devin: Ok, onto the next question.
Dice: Dark Choco, "Do you have any allies in this competition?"
Dark Choco: I prefer to be a lone wolf, the team I am in this competition is enough for me.
Devin: Ok, onto the next question.
Dice: Dark Choco, "What is your motive to join this competition?"
Dark Choco: My motive to join this competition? I don't join for money, I joined for exploration
Devin: Ok, onto the last question.
Dice: Dark Choco, "What's your life before this competition happens?"
Dark Choco: To answer that question, I heard this competition provides adventures which is what I need. Although witnessing one of my teammates getting injured and a decapitated head of a donkey, I had fun with a diamond robbery montage and a single turn of Duck Hunt.
Devin: Glad that I hear that, since you answered all of these five questions, you're free to go to the Peanut Gallery
Dark Choco: Good, I thank you for letting me into this interview. It's good enough.
Devin: You're welcome
Dark Choco gets up and goes to the peanut gallery
Dark Choco: I pretty much done this interview already
Dedede: That was a decently good performance, I know you, me and the others had been through that messy situation with that comedian teen girl
Dark Choco: As much I wanted a payback to her, but I had enough for one day.
Daphne: Just take a rest Dark Choco, I'm sure you will be better on the next day if she doesn't pull a prank on us.
Dee Dee: Hey everyone, Ash Ketchum has post his latest deviant post and it says "WENT TO ATLANTIC OCEAN IN FOURTEENTH CENTURY"
Dexter: I can read that Dee Dee. So, this is where the apartmenters that start with A go.
Daisy Duck: I hope all of them are okay.
Danny: Is that a reference to one of the episodes where the season A contestants are trying to reach the atmosphere. But this time, it's almost entire cast
Drakken: Are you thinking about Doomsday?
Devil Cookie: Doomsday? That's my favorite holiday!
Darth Vader: I heard stories about this event, but it's a good thing that didn't happen.
Diddy: Anyways, what are the next guests? I know both of them are eliminated in a double elimination.
Devin: The next two guests are a drug distributor from Phoenix, Arizona and the latter is an "Aubergine Man" who is either a main antagonist or deuteragonist based on the choices made by the protagonist in a fanmade parody game of Five Nights of Freddy's. Please welcome, Declan and Dave Miller, a.k.a. Purple Guy!
Declan and Dave walks in
Declan: Man, this feels like I entered a game show studio
Dave: We're only here for the interviews and a part of the audience after we're done. Anyways, Why hello there great people. It is I, Dave Miller, and it's about to be showtime.
Dice: Why hello there, it's a pleasure to be here with us. Have a seat, please
Dave and Declan sat on divan.
Devin: Do you wanna start with calls first or at the last?
Declan: I want to take some calls
Dave: Definitely with the calls, I wanted to meet my fans on the phone line.
Devin: Calls it is. Let's hear some calls for Dave and Declan. Hello, you're on air.
Caller 4: Is this William Afton?
Dave: I'm Dave Miller. Do you have a question for me? (the caller hangs up)
Devin: Doesn't anyone want to speak to Dave Miller? He's our guest. Next caller!
Caller 5: Hey, Dave Miller, I've been working in your stupid pizza place for two days and I'm not accepting your offer.
Dave: I'll see you around, old f***.
Caller 5: What? (hangs up)
Devin: Next caller.
A random donkey: *donkey noises*
Dave: A donkey, pass on to the next caller
Devin: Ok then. Next caller.
Springtrap: I always came back.
Devin: Next caller!
The Real Fredbear: IT IS I, THE REAL FREDBEAR!
Dave: FREDBEAR! IT'S REALLY YOU!!!
The Real Fredbear: Yes! Gaze upon my glorious springlocks! (opens mouth) RUN, EMPLOYEE! I WILL FIGHT THIS MONSTROSITY!
Dave: What are you talking about?
The Real Fredbear: Uh... IT IS I, THE REAL FRE-- (Darkness (Legend) cuts the line)
Darkness (Legend): What the heck was that thing anyway?
Devil Cookie: I have no idea.
Devin: Next caller!
Bonnie: Hey, Dave.
Dave: Is that you, Bonnie?
Chica: And Chica too, along with the Cupcake!
Cupcake: I'm a cupcake!
Dave: Ah, nice. Is Balloon Boy here with you ?
Bonnie: Balloon Boy is also in the apartment complex but he's also really busy right now.
Dave: Well, that's cool. What do you think of that apartment complex?
Chica: I know you're from a parody of the game, but I hope you enjoy that apartment complex soon!
Dave: Hell yeah! I was hoping for the engineers is going to make a room to rest, just like the ones had in Vegas
Bonnie: That's true. Anyways, see you at the penultimate episode! And I almost forgot to tell you that I saw you as a judge in a diorama challenge and you did great there, especially with that fight with Deinonychus and I uploaded it on Youtube and it got great views. Bye for now! (hangs up)
Devin: Next caller.
Jack Kennedy: Hello?
Dave: Why, hello there, old sport!
Jack Kennedy: Dave, did you wake me up? I'm trying to sleep early
Dave: Sorry to hurt that sleep schedule, sportsy! But guess where I am now?
Jack Kennedy: Where are you right now, Dave?
Dave: I am the aftermath, you know the place where the elimination contestants go for interviews and tell about their time in competition.
Jack Kennedy: Wait, you're eliminated?
Dave: Yeah, it is such a shame that I didn't make it to the merge. I could have done more if I wasn't out.
Jack Kennedy: Did you go out alone or with someone else?
Dave: I got out in a double elimination with Declan
Jack Kennedy: Declan? Who's that guy?
Dave: He's one of my contestant mates and also a teammate in my team that I was in. He's also from Breaking Bad. Say hi to him, will ya?
Jack Kennedy: Hello Declan, I guess
Declan: Hello.
Jack Kennedy: Then why did you get out with him?
Dave: The reason why I was out because I almost caused one of my teammates die in laughter over a reference
Jack Kennedy: I saw that meme on the news. What are you going to do now that you're eliminated?
Dave: I'm planning a revenge on that no good son of a b**** Daniel who drugged my entire team and exploded in diarrhea while I thought it was funny at first, then I got my back broken. For now, I'm doing the interview.
Jack Kennedy: Sure, now can I go back to sleep?
Dave: Hey Sportsy, When season J is over, we can do all the fun activities we had done together, just like in the old times.
Jack Kennedy: Of course, I'll see you there (hangs up)
Dave: I'm so glad that Sportys answered me. I think that's enough calls for me.
Declan: And I would like one call. Just one call please.
Devin: Okay then. Hello, you're on the air.
Mike Ehrmantraut: Hey, Declan.
Declan: Oh hey Mike.
Mike Ehrmantraut: I'm really sorry you lost.
Declan: Yeah, it was really a shame but I still had some fun though. At least I appeared in more episodes than my canon and didn't even appear in this spin off called Better Call Saul.
Mike Ehrmantraut: Well, I just called to check on you and hopefully you get an amazing room in your apartment complex and I hope you rejoin.
Declan: Thanks. I'll see you after Season 13.
Devin: Alright, now the calls are done. Now it's time for peanut gallery questions. Does anyone have questions for them?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (I'll go first. This one is for Dave. Since how long did you know about that guy you called Sportsy?)
Dave: I've know him for years since 1987 at the safe room
Dee Dee: Then what you were doing in a room with safes? Are you two hanging out with each other at the vault?
Dexter: Dee Dee! He meant the employees only room
Dee Dee: Oooooooooooooh, right.
Diddy: So since you're pretty much just William Afton but with a different name and in a parody of the source material, how often do you get mistaken?
Dave: Well, I'm still called "William Afton", and Dave Miller is just a fake name I made up.
Diddy: Oh wow.
Darth Vader: Since we're both evil, do you think we can rule the galaxy together?
Dave: Nah, I think I'm fine working at that pizza place.
Drake: Oh man. I was gonna ask that question.
Dee Dee: Do you like to dance?
Dave: Yes. Check this out! (does a strange little dance)
Dee Dee: What the heck?
Dark Cacao: That's disturbing.
Danny: Excuse me, why do you love murdering innocent kids?
Dave: Because it's funny and hilarious! Couple of Freddy's locations got shut down for this.
Danny: Uh, I didn't really like when some of my villains tried to kill me or other innocent minors.
Dracula: I was wondering how you managed to break into your partner's house?
Dave: By the trusty old vents of course, that includes yours
Daisy Duck: Oh my!
Daphne: Jeepers!
Daria: Are you for real?
Dark Choco: This is how you are able to cross worlds and to get me.
Dipper: How's that possible?!
Dave: I connected my vents to yours, allowing me to enter your homes whenever I needed.
Darth Vader: Then how did you manage to enter inside of my Death Star?
Dave: Teleportation devices exist, that same device to get across to get to the location of the competition.
Disgust: Even to get into Riley's mind?! Then why did you break into his house?
Dave: Is to use shower, of course
Duncan: Then why don't you use your own shower like a normal person?
Dave: Why build a shower, when you can just use a friend's? Same goes for buying a toothbrush
Dark Choco: ...
Dick Dastardly: ...Christ
Dora the Explorer: I know you have a creepy smile, but that is really creepy, not in a Halloween way
Devin: Uh, let's not talk about avoiding someone else's privacy.
Don Ramón: Esta pregunta es para Declan. Antes del programa, ¿hace cuánto tiempo conoces a tu amigo Mike? (This question is for Declan. Before the show, how long have you known your friend Mike for?)
Declan: I was a contact from when Mike was working with Gus' meth empire.
Daisy Duck: So in your talk with your friend Mike you said you were in longer than your canon.
Declan: Yeah, I was only in three episodes, and that's even less than Combo. I would've appeared in more, but in my last appearance, I was murdered by Jack Welker and his gang.
Diego: Oh, poor guy.
Dhalsim: I'm glad the recovery centers were able to bring you back.
Devil Cookie: So what was the last contestant you two participated in?
Declan: We made dresses and we had to dress them in drag and all of you guys were watching us.
Dave: And of course, that's the episode where... (wheeze) I said... SPOTTED DICK!
(everyone, except Dick Dastardly and Darkness (Legend), starts breaking out into laughter again)
Darkness (Legend): SILENCE!!!!!
Everyone: Sorry!
Dick Dastardly: Yeah, you guys really should stop! I really hate that nickname! It is really humiliating enough to appear on television
Dipper: In Cole's version, we didn't have a challenge, after David was eliminated...
David (BFDI): Aw, seriously?
Dipper: ...DSB found a DVD and we had a little movie night instead of a challenge.
Daria: This was not the case for Nathan's version. We had a donkey race, and the two mad scientists were eliminated after they crashed and fell off their donkeys.
Drakken: Yeah, if I would've held onto the donkeys a little more, we could've made it!
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, really, huh?
Dave: Okay, I think that's enough laughs for me.
Declan: Me too.
Devin: Okay then. Now it's time for our questions!
Declan: Ok, how many?
Dice: There are only five.
Dave: Sure, I can answer those and I know the first one might be
Devin: Let's start the questions. Dice, why not read the first one, shall we?
Dice: Dave and Declan, "What's your reaction when you got eliminated in this season?"
Dave: My was not a bit fair for me, I did nothing wrong at the challenge though, even though I looked nice in the drag. I could have done more If I wasn't eliminated
Declan: As for me, I got blamed for drugging my whole team with my product and made all of them duke the diarrhea out of the asses. I know it sounded nasty and you all saw that, right?
Dedede: We weren't at that scene, we were at our homes.
Devin: Ok, I know this is coming. But, let's move on to the next one
Dice: Dave and Declan, "What do others think about you when you get eliminated while you are back at home?"
Dave: When I'm back to working at Freddy's, the people knew me as the creator of "The Spotted Dick" meme and they wanted more jokes from me as if I was a comedian.
Declan: As for me, they really minded being eliminated. Heisenburg was face palmed for this.
Devin: Ok, onto the next question.
Dice: Dave and Declan, "Do you have any allies in this competition?"
Dave: Of course I made friends including this one right here (points out Declan), I have others such as Deimos and Demoman. I even made more after I got eliminated
Declan: Diavolo was sorta cool, being to able to control the italian mafia in possession of drugs and stands
Devin: Ok, onto the next question.
Dice: Dave and Declan, "What is your motive to join this competition?"
Dave: My motive is on the money, it's simple
Declan: I joined this competition for money to increase my budget
Devin: Ok, onto the last question.
Dice: Dave and Declan, "What's your life before this competition happens?"
Dave: I pretty much wake up in the morning, start the dayshift at 12 AM, wear the suits and entertain the kids, finish the shift at 6 PM, do stuff at my partner's house and sleep. That's my daily routine.
Dice: We are just asking what you did before joining the competition.
Dave: Oh, I was surfing the internet and scrolling through funny memes until I found an advertisement for this season and I gladly accepted to fill up the forum while signing up. Heck, I even told Sportsy about it and I said to him "Sportsy, you really should join that competition when season J comes".
Declan: Ok, my turn. One of my cooks said there's a competition about the Survivor type game and the alphabet. They also said the winner can win one million dollars and an Apartment Complex. Then I said "Ok, I'll give it this one a shot". I had to travel with my car to get here which is Denny's. I didn't expect this diner became a place to compete in a competition.
Devin: And that's all the time we need, thanks for contributing on our interviews, you guys can go to the Peanut Gallery
Dave: Groovy!
Declan: Thanks.
Dave and Declan gets up and goes to the peanut gallery
Devil Cookie: Why welcome to the Peanut Gallery. Having fun viewing from up here?
Dave: We barely got here, of course it's a nice view here
Declan: Man, I really need a drink now
Duncan: Me too, mind searching for vending machines and buy Dr.Pepper for ourselves
Declan: Sounds good to me.
Dee Dee: Hey everyone, Ash Ketchum has posted another latest deviant post and it now says "WERE RIDING AT THE BLUE BUTCH NOW"
Duncan: Hey, the others must have able to bring to people back to safety and brought back to the present
Drakken: But, who's Blue Butch?
Daphne: Oh, it's a blue British double-deck bus. B-Bot must have used his vehicle to bring his contestants to one of the challenges
Dark Choco: Speaking of letting his friend to borrow his stuff
Doofenshmirtz: Hey Dave, I saw you on the news when the April Fools prank happened.
Dave: Ok, how do I look?
Danny: Um, you look drunk in of the pictures
Dave: Do you find these suits attractive?
Danny: Well, I rather not talk about it right now.
Dipper: Anyways, who are the next two guests?
Devin: Ok, the next two guests are the former is a professional jock in Speed Ball Run race and the latter is a crusader in Axel and she's being ... a masochist. Please welcome, Diego Brando and Lalatina Ford Dustiness a.k.a Darkness!
Diego Brando and Darkness walks in
Darkness: NOBODY CALLS ME LALATINA!!!!
Diego Brando: Calm down already! Just let that slide.
Dice: Hello there, welcome to the Aftermath.
Diego Brando: Who the hell are you?
Dice: Oh, I'm King Dice by the way.
Darkness: You're being just called Dice, correct?
Dice: Indeed it is. Say, would you mind sitting this divan?
Diego Brando: Isn't that a couch over there (points out a divan)
Devin: Yes, what do you think?
Darkness: It looked nice, just like at my home
Diego Brando: It looks alright. *sigh* Let's get this over with
Diego Brando and Darkness sat on a divan
Devin: So, would you like to call first or just straight to the questions?
Diego Brando: Someone told me about it. I'll take the calls, why not
Darkness: I never had calls before, I must give the calls a try
Devin: Ok, let's hear the calls for Diego Brando and Darkness. Hello, you're on air.
Caller 6: Hey, since you're a dinosaur, would you like to audition for the next Jurassic Park movie?
Diego Brando: I don't know if they do movies anymore.
Caller 6: They just announced a new one called Jurassic World Dominion.
Diego Brando: Oh yeah, that film ALREADY came out crying out loud!
Caller 6: (looks it up) Oh yeah. I guess so. Oh and it says this concludes the whole story. Ugh, I am so stupid. (hangs up)
Devin: Next caller!
Baby Jaguar: Hey, Diego!
Diego Brando: Huh?
Baby Jaguar: Oh, sorry. I thought you were someone else. (hangs up)
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Oh, that same thing happened to me.)
Diego: It's alright, my name is a popular in my country
Devin: Next caller!
Johnny Joestar: Hey, Diego. I'm sorry you lost.
Diego Brando: Yeah, I know. And I just met all those weirdos in this gallery over there including that green weird alien.
Johnny Joestar: You know, if the Steel Ball Run had a contest, I would win that for sure.
Diego Brando: Oh of course. But that does not start with D. Unless you replaced the horses with donkeys. But they wouldn't be the same as good ol' Silver Bullet.
Johnny Joestar: True. But you know, I hope you do better when you rejoin.
Diego Brando: Thanks, Johnny.
Devin: Next caller.
Caller 7: This caller is for Darkness. Are you in love with Kazuma?
Darkness: Wait, what?! No, we're just friends. That's all.
Devin: Next caller.
Caller 8: Oh hi, you must be Lalatina.
Darkness: ...Lalatina? Grrr... NOBODY CALLS ME LALATINA!!!! (runs out and beats up that guy)
Dice: Woah, what just happened?
Darkness: Sorry, I just really hate that name.
Devin: Next!
Jacques: Oh hey, Darkness!
Devin: You! Haven't I told you never to call me here? Darkness, hang up! Next caller!
Josee: Jerk.
Aqua: Hey Darkness.
Darkness: Aqua?
Aqua: Yep that's me.
Darkness: What happened to you when you suddenly teleported to a different dimension from my eyes?
Aqua: Long story short, one of us accidently sent us to an Atlantic Ocean in the middle of the fourteenth century. Then a big blue bus came by who they saved us from drawing and now we currently ride on it. Anyways, it was such an absolute bummer that you were out so soon.
Darkness: Yeah, it's really sad. But I'm glad you were a contestant though.
Aqua: Of course, I got eliminated early too, because I couldn't break open that algae fast enough. But hey, at least you survived a little bit longer than me.
Darkness: It's true, but hopefully Kazuma or Megumin can do better, and at least it was fun shooting the ducks, delivering the donuts, and stealing the diamond.
Aqua: That's really true, I saw that on TV. And I really hope you enjoy that apartment complex too. It's amazing!
Darkness: I'm definitely looking forward to it after the finale, but for now, I'll still keep track of what contest I miss. And I really hope I rejoin so I can see my friends again, especially Daisy and Donkey Kong.
Aqua: Okay, I'll see you in Episode 23.
Darkness: Thanks. And one more thing, where did you get that phone?
Aqua: Actually, I'm borrowing from Ayano, I'm too lazy to get one by myself.
Darkness: Ok, that's alright. Anyways, bye for now!
Devin: Well, that was a nice call.
Darkness: Indeed, I'm going for more
Devin: Ok, next caller
Megumin: Hi Darkness!
Darkness: Hello Megumin, how did you get that phone?
Megumin: I brought it on my own, I also put a cute background, what do you think?
Darkness: I can't see it from the otherside since I'm at a different place.
Megumin: Oh, Sorry for being out of that competition.
Darkness: It's alright. So, how do you do?
Megumin: I'm good. I was going to continue my routine of my explosion magic, but a couple of hours ago. I saw you and Aqua wearing bunny suits which are a little different from Yunyun when Kazuma wished to put on her at the poker bar along with the others including men and kids, then you guys appeared out of nowhere! I saw one of them performing weird dances from that DECO*27 Vocaloid videos while celebrating late Easter, some of them went drunk and they appeared on the news including you.
Diego Brando: WHAT?!
Darkness: Did it really happen?
Megumin: Yeah, Kazuma went perverted on that night
Darkness: Really?
Megumin: He flirted with a girl named Barbara and she blushed in a shy look while the others watched. But I don't know what Aqua and some of the people went to?
Darkness: They went to the bus
Megumin: But I saw an aura and something tells me that it was sent to a different area.
Darkness: Oh, they must be in a different timeline?
Megumin: Oh really? Going to the thirteenth competition, I am going to explore what kind of place I went to. Anyways, I was hoping to go back to the competition soon and don't give up, I believe in you!
Darkness: That's sweet of you, bye! (hangs up). I want one more
Devin: Ok, here's the next caller
Kazuma: Hello Darkness. Sorry for being eliminated, that must be sucked for you.
Darkness: It's alright, there's always a chance to come back
Kazuma: I know. But I saw all of your contestant mates in person while Megumin and I went to the Inventory and they are strange and strong looking. One of them looked fitting especially with that Daisy chick and all of them wore bunny suits. It may have looked a little late on Easter and I felt strange that there are men, children and objects wearing that kind of suit in front of everyone. It really must felt like a dream to see you and the girls wearing like this and I wanted to take look at their bodies until-
Devin: That's enough, we're going to end this call...now
Kazuma: Wait! Don't-! (hang up)
Devin: Alright, the calls are done. Now it's time for Peanut Gallery's questions! Does anyone want to ask a question for one or both of them?
Dick Dastardly: Oh yes. So your rival said that you were a racer?
Diego Brando: I'm a horse racer. I am one of the most talented jockeys of my generation, and considered one of the favorites of the Steel Ball Run. My skill allows me to ride across many types of terrain and I am able to use advanced techniques such as riding close to others to use their horse as air pressure shields to get ahead in a race. I am in fact number 001 on my number.
Dick Dastardly: Yeah, I was thinking you could be on the Wacky Races.
Diego Brando: No, drag racing is not my thing.
D.W.: So what's your favorite pony?
Diego Brando: First of all, don't say "pony."
D.W.: I'm just a child! Give me a break!
Diego Brando: Anyways, my horse is named Silver Bullet, a four-year old Arab thoroughbred.
Dexter: So how did you get your dinosaur stand anyway?
Diego Brando: I first turned into a dinosaur after I, along with a number of villagers, were controlled by Dr. Ferdinand in order to steal the left eye of the Saint's Corpse from Johnny and Gyro. After Ferdinand was defeated, I stole the corpse part and fused it with his left eye, allowing him to retain the ability to turn himself into a dinosaur.
Danny: Wow, that's cool. I wish I turned into a dinosaur, but turning myself into a ghost is even cooler.
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Oh, I remember one time, he turned his teammates into dinosaurs during the first challenge)
Daniel Tiger: Can you turn us into-
Dave: Dinos. I have pictures of all of you guys if we were dinosaurs. (gives each picture of everyone as dinosaur)
Declan: Dave? We're did you get these pictures from?
Dave: I commissioned an artist on DeviantArt to do these, I hope this answers this question
Devin: Cool, I'm a T-Rex
Dice: It looked nice.
Everyone starts to talk about themselves dinosaur pictures for about 10 minutes
Diego Brando: *sigh* Everyone is talking about how they looked like when I used my Stand on them
Darkness: I'm pretty sure everyone liked your stand ability, even though I don't posses a stand myself
Dhalsim: This question is for Darkness. Why don't you like being called "Lalatina?"
Darkness: Because it's too humiliating for me to enjoy, even though I'm a masochist. When Kazuma revealed my real name to the members of the Adventurers' Guild, them praising me unironically was so embarrassing that I looked like I wanted to shrivel up and die.
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Well, at least we all got a reason. I still don't know why we don't call Needle "Needy.") (SLAP!)
Dave: That actually sounds like something Beavis and Butt-Head would say. (imitating Beavis) "Lalatina, Lalatina, Lalatina, Lalatina, Lalatina...!"
Well Dave is saying Darkness' first name repeatedly, Darkness and Daria are getting annoyed by that
Darkness: Stop that!
Dave: Sorry.
Dedede: I heard you have a horrible aim with a sword. What's up with that?
Darkness: Well, I can still swing with enough force to shatter rocks and even enchanted amor, but-
Dedede: Well, why don't you cut open this apple.
Darkness: Oh, it's on.
Darkness takes out her sword and tries cutting the apple three times, but in the first two times, she just misses, and in the third time, she stabs David (BFDI) by accident
Darkness: Oh, oops.
David (BFDI): AW, SERIOUSLY?!
Darkness: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Sorry! That scared me!
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (David is actually immune to sword stabs, but he hates it when that happens.)
Dexter: Didn't she take care of all Dullahans in a dungeon with a Desert Sand Barn Door?
Darkness: Yes, but only a short amount of time while there are too many to deal with. I have no choice to carry him and run as fast as possible
Dedede: Again, I must thank you for saving me from becoming a penguin roast for dinner.
Darkness: No problem!
Disgust: So, what's the relationship with your teammates?
Darkness: Are talking about my team Dynamic Drummers or my companions?
Disgust: Your companions.
Darkness: Alrighty then, Aqua is not always a perfect reliable woman. She could act like a spoiled, reckless, irresponsible and even stupid person for some reason. Because of this, I believe that she's often been called useless as a companion and I feel that she doesn't take her duty as a goddess seriously. Well, she's not always useless in adventures. She worked on different jobs to make money like selling cabbages and she managed to take down some powerful monsters with her spells. As for Kazuma, I would say that he is a person who acts like a bossy and a coward, he's also a little perverted and selfish. But despite these flaws, Kazuma is a companion that I trust and respect as a team party leader, especially when it comes to dangerous situations. I know for sure that I can count on him for anything. And as for Megumin, she's a girl of a rather explosive and exciting personality, she always constantly uses explosion magic on every single day. But despite this, her heart is gentle and kind. She has the strong spirit of an adventurer which makes her a great companion whenever we need massive damage in battles and combat. I also greatly respect her strong sense of loyalty, and the love she feels for her friends, especially for Kazuma. Overall, the relationship is very great, I'm honored to work together like a real team. Even if my companions and I have different opinions, we don't hesitate to support each other and we have one goal in this journey which is to defeat the Devil King.
Diego: Wow, you must have known them for years. What monsters did you defeat with your party?
Darkness: So far, we defeat some giant toads, flying cabbages, dungeon beasts, one of the Devil King's generals who is a dullahan with his army of undead and even The Mobile Fortress Destroyer.
Daphne: Excuse me, who's The Mobile Fortress Destroyer?
Darkness: It's a colossal mechanical golem who is shaped like a spider and it's the size of a small castle. It was created by The Kingdom of Noise
Dexter: Does it have an off switch?
Darkness: Unfortunately, It doesn't had one because the creator of this monster is an idiot
Daisy Duck: Then how did you and your party manage to defeat it?
Darkness: Thanks to Kazuma's strategy, Aqua had broken the Destroyer's magic barrier so that Megumin and Wiz were able to blast the legs off the fortress and make it crash-land on the ground. The Destroyer itself was finished off by Megumin before it detonate from overheating
Devin: Does anyone have questions that don't contain Darkness's weird stuff?
Daphne: So what was the last contest you two participated in?
Darkness: Well, we did a dodgeball game.
Dexter: Hey, that's just like Episode 2 of both versions!
Darkness: But it was even more crazy and chaotic than before. We were using dodgeball guns, which is just really dangerous and some of the contestants were using other types of balls, and not only that, one of us died from the impact. I was hit right in my oppai area.
Diego Brando: And then I tried firing a dodgeball myself, but it turned out to be flat. I was then hit right in the neck and could have gotten neck fractures!
Dipsy: Uh oh!
Daniel Tiger: Yeah, the fact that you were using dodgeball guns was way too scary and dangerous.
Disgust: In Cole's version, we had a dolphin race. And since we were trapped on an island after the contest, we had to do the elimination immediately after that, and I was eliminated.
Dipper: In Nathan's version, we had our movie night here because David Dog thought it would be a good idea to show the Bermuda Triangle scene. So yeah, there was no challenge here.
Daphne: Daria was out before that.
Daria: Like I care.
Diego Brando: Wow, you guys were so lucky.
Darkness: I must thank you for kind questions from you except that it annoyed me a little. What should we do next?
Diego Brando: Are we done? I feel like I had enough this interview
Devin: Done with their questions?
Darkness: I believe so.
Diego Brando: Of course
Devin: Now it's time for our questions! You only answer five questions and the interview is done
Darkness: Sounds simple enough.
Diego Brando: What's our first question? And of course it's about our reactions begins eliminated
Dice: I'll get into it. Diego Brando and Darkness, "What's your reaction when you got eliminated in this season?"
Diego Brando: Hold, almost everyone got drugged that time including us. I can't remember what happened there. If I was normal, It didn't meet my expectations as my performance as a jocker myself.
Darkness: As for me, I feel bad about the news and it was unfortunate for me to go. At least I stayed a little longer than Aqua
Dick Dastardly: Woah, woah, woah. They were drugged? Who could have done it to them?
Duncan: Can we see the clip of their final moments before they were sent home?
Dice: Well, let's take a look, shall we?
Darkness (Legend) shows some clips in SDE9
Diego Brando: I was trying to kill Dai while I used my Stand ability on myself?!!
Darkness: This is....something and I remember that moment
Diddy: Whoever is minding controlling this, it's messed up.
Darkness: I feel like I lost a little of my memories
Devin: We feel bad about you, since that one was sorta rigged.
Diego Brando: WHAT?!!
Devin: Let's move on to the next one
Dice: Diego Brando and Darkness, "What do others think about you when you get eliminated while you are back at home?"
Diego Brando: Not all people had heard this kind of competition, then apparently find out about my elimination and they different questions at their minds
Darkness: The Adventures' Guild knew about it when the new arrived and they supported me. Kazuma's reaction was a little upset and Megumin's was sympathetic about my situation
Devin: Ok, onto the next question.
Dice: Diego Brando and Darkness, "Do you have any allies in this competition?"
Diego Brando: Some are good and one of them I thought it was trustworthy until I find out about his twisted plans
Darkness: Of course I do have made new friends including Donkey Kong who is a great leader of Dynamic Drummers and Daisy who was the most fun one out of all them
Devin: Ok, onto the next question.
Dice: Diego Brando and Darkness, "What is your motive to join this competition?"
Diego Brando: That's the same reason for why competed for the Speed Ball Run race which is to aim at the prize money
Darkness: Since Aqua participated to look some guys besides Kazuma, I decided to join this competition for my performance with combat skills and for eris
Declan: What's eris are you talking about?
Darkness: In case you didn't know about the eris which I'm not referring to the dwarf planet nor a person's name. Eris is a currency system that exists in the dimension that I come from.
Duncan: How much is it worth?
Darkness: According to my comrade Aqua, one eris is equivalent to one yen
Devin: Ok, onto the last question.
Dice: Diego Brando and Darkness, "What's your life before this competition happens?"
Diego Brando: I don't remember much from events that happened more than a century ago. I woke up in the middle of the streets and found a flier on the ground and I picked it up out of curiosity, when I read this flier and it's this competition with prize money on it. This where I end up.
Darkness: Oh, this is a similar answer to Aqua's situation. Three seasons later, Me, Kazuma and Megumin were wondering how Aqua is enjoying the winning prize area called The Apartment Complex and we believed she must have enjoyed it. Then a poster was putted on mission board and it's about the same type of competition where Aqua participated. After I read the poster, I realized it's my turn to enter.
Devin: And that's all the time we need, thanks for contributing on our interviews, you guys can go to the Peanut Gallery
Diego Brando: Hopefully it's worth it in your time
Darkness: I must thank you to bring to this interview
Devin: No problem
Diego Brando and Darkness goes to the Peanut Gallery
Darkness: How well did we do?
Dave: You guys went great, especially when I play a part of it
D.W: I still can't believe they believe I'm a Dacentrurus If Diego Brando used his stand ability on me
Declan: Dave, remember the drive-thru at the Dunkin' where the five of us went?
David (BFDI): Aw seriously?
Devil Cookie: Who are those five?
Diego Brando: Dark Choco, Dave, Declan, Me and Darkness.
Dedede: What?! You guys went there without us?
Dark Cacao: Can you explain the story about the drive-thru?
Declan: Well...
Then a flashback plays where Declan and the four other eliminated contestants drove to Dunkin's drive-thru
Dark Choco: What did you do with a dirty bomb?
Declan: My men will deal this issue
Dave: Oh boy, I'm hungry for donuts
Diego Brando: Have you planned on orders? I have a list of menu that restaurant has to offer, but we're still on the line
Darkness: If I had a choice on what to order, I wanted to go for a nice some nice donut fries and dunkaccino
Diego Brando: That's alright choice, I would order double chocolate donut and a dragon fruit refresher
Dark Choco: I would go for a deli sandwich
Declan: Same with dunkaccino. Dave, what stuff do you want to order?
Dave: I would go for a deli sandwich, deluxe grilled cheese, fresh donut fries, five double chocolate donuts and a dunkaccino. If there's a kebab with donuts, I'll take it.
Declan: Oh, somebody has finished his or her order, we're next.
Then he drives next to the speakers
Dunkin' worker: Welcome to Dunkin'. How may I order?
Declan: We would like to order two donut fries, three dunkaccinos, six double chocolate donuts, a dragon fruit refresher, three deli sandwiches, a deluxe grilled cheese
Dunkin' worker: Your order is coming right up
Then he drives next to the window
Dunkin' worker: That'll be 55.95$
Dave: Sure thing (pays the Dunkin' worker and receives the order)
Dunkin' worker: Thanks, here's your change and the check. Have a nice day.
Declan: Yours as well
Then they left the Dunkin' drive-thru
Flashback ends
Declan: After that, we drove off to an empty road while finding a place to sit and eat until...
Flashback plays again
Dark Choco: How long do you think it takes to reach the destination?
Declan: Hold on, let's check the GPS.
Darkness: I can't wait to eat some donut fries
Diego Brando: Same for dragon fruit refresher
Darkness: How about you, Dark Choco?
Dark Choco: I haven't tasted it yet. How's our team?
Diego Brando: From what I heard Dazzling Dimes are up for elimination
Dark Choco: Anything else?
Diego Brando: It means Donald, Daffy, Donkey Kong and other four members of Digital Dragons are on that team
Darkness: Did D-Bot choose on randoms?
Diego Brando: Probably
Dave: Actually, it was true, they split into three teams
Declan: I remembered D-Bot got shot, who do you think the shooter is?
Darkness: D-BOT GOT SHOT!!!
Declan: They said it on the news
Dave: They really should fix and update the defense systems. By the way, you wanna hear the-
Then a deer appears out of nowhere and get ram into while flies off into the air
Dave: Road kill!
Darkness: What was that?!
Dark Choco: Declan, I believe you ran over a wild animal
Diego Brando: How rare does it happen?
Dave: I have no idea, but it would be groovy if it was on the dashcam
Dark Choco: By the way, how fast did you go while driving?
Declan: Let me check (reads the speed). Sh**, It's eighty
Darkness: That fast?!
Dave: It's an empty road, there's no other cars coming in our sight
Darkness: i feel terrified for witnessing poor deer get ran over like that
Diego Brando: It was a deer?
Darkness: I saw a brown quadrupedal body moving
Declan: Ok, I should stay alert next time.
Flashback ends
Declan: You know running over animals is a rare and messy thing that annoys me
Dedede: Wait, are you really sure you recorded on that dashcam?
Dave: Sure, take a look
Then they look at the dashcam for a footage of a deer getting run over
Daisy Duck: Oh dear
Dipsy: Uh oh!
Daphne: Jeepers!
Diddy: That hurts
Dipper: That poor deer
Diego: Ran over on deer is so wrong
Daria: You could have keeped your eyes on the road
Declan: Look, I was distracted over their conversation
Dedede: How's the food from Dunkin'?
Darkness: It was delicious, especially with the donut fries
Dave: Man, It's a good thing I save one double chocolate donut for the fun
Disgust: Ok, who's the last guest? I just wanted to get aftermath over with
Devin: Our last guest for tonight's episode is a final boss in an indie game who is a ruler of Inkwell Hell and he owns a casino castle. Please welcome, The Devil.
Dice: Wait, Boss is out?
Devin: According to the 10th episode, The Dreaded Dragons picked Donald over him which result his elimination
Devil walks in while wearing a tuxedo
Devil: Look what do we have here, it's Number One!
Dice: Yes, that's me, boss. This is the Aftermath and you must be prepared for this show
Declan: Hold on, where did you get this tuxedo in a quick of a time?
Devil: You see, I still have my trident on me and do you know what it does?
Daria: You used to tear the suit off and pull that suit out of the pockets?
Devil: Nope! I used magic to turn this embarrassing rabbit suit into a fancy fit in seconds. Thanks to these folks telling me about this, I'm prepared for this interview.
Dexter: Hey what about us? We don't want to wear it any longer
Dave: Actually, I really wanted to keep it
Devil: I'll do that later, good luck taking it off like this
Daria: Whatever
Devil: (Sits on a divan) So, what are we talking about? Sacrifice rituals, any gambling game, talk about my minion's condition, my evil deeds, my daily routine, put a tail on a donkey?
Dave: I like the last part
Dice: You see boss, this Aftermath is about you being an eliminated contestant which involves your experience in a competition and you know how it works, right?
Devil: Ah, right. The place I and the others went to was a diner, it has good food actually. We had done destruction on structures like a mecha dinosaur, a tower of dominos and a museum which we did cooperate on thievery on a tasmanian diamond in order to save the shows budget, hunted a host by looking through doors and did the delivery job. All of that.
Devin: Look, do you wish for the calls? Because it's necessary for the show and would you like to do it first or last?
Devil: Hold on, take the calls as the first part
Devin: Ok, let's hear some calls for the Devil. Hello, you're on air.
Caller 9: Hey, do you like gum?
Devil: No way. Too sticky.
Devin: Next caller.
Caller 10: Did you know you're the host, but with the "L" instead of a "N?"
Devil: Oh yeah, that's true.
Devin: Next!
Caller 11: Describe a dessert that you find absolutely delightful
Devil: Ah, one of my favorite desserts is chocolate cake. The creamy and dark chocolate melted in my mouth, blending together with the soft dough. And the frosting, delicious as always. Each bite feels like a warm hug
Devin: Next caller.
Caller 12: Do you think daydreaming is beneficial or detrimental to productivity?
Devil: Detrimental, I believe that we should be thinking about work rather than thinking about useless or absurd thoughts.
Devin: Next caller.
Caller 13: What is your favorite candy?
Devil: Skittles, I imagine them as souls that I took.
Devin: Next caller.
Caller 14: What is your favorite song of all time?
Devil: Hell's music of course
Devin: Next caller.
Caller 15: Would you rather, always have bad breath or get a bad haircut every time you get a haircut?
Devil: I rather get a bad breath than other option
Devin: Next caller.
Caller 16: Would you rather, brush your teeth with hot sauce or brush your teeth with water from your own toilet?
Devil: Brush it with hot sauce, I'm not going to brush my teeth
Devin: Next caller.
A random goat: *goat noise*
Devil: What was that a goat? Probably some r*****ed person trying to pull a prank and better not be more of her antics
Caller 17: Do you prefer to take baths or showers?
Devil: I prefer a bath, a relaxing one.
Devin: Next
Telemarketer: Hello, is this the Devil?
Devil: Yes, it's me. Do you have a question for me?
Telemarketer: Mr. Devil, I'm calling about your long distance service.
Devil: AACK! Not interested!
Telemarketer: Look, Devil, it's really importa--
Devil: Blow off, wage slave!
Telemarketer: ... JERK! (slams receiver)
Devin: Next!
Cuphead: Well, well, well, guess who just got eliminated this time!
Devil: Cuphead?!
Cuphead: Yeah, it's me.
Devil: Well, it is unsurprising that you're unhappy that I'm eliminated.
Cuphead: You deserve it for trying to take our souls!
Devil: Well, you should've won that craps game.
Cuphead: Well, I was fine in the apartment complex because I was by myself in my room, but I guess you'll have your own room along with your pal there.
Devil: Well, after this season, I have many tricks up my sleeve, and you better be ready for my new plans, Cupboy.
Cuphead: Oh my... Well, you're gonna pay for this and I hope you do not rejoin! (hangs up)
Devil: Wow, that's one angry person that doesn't support me. But maybe the next caller's the opposite.
Devin: Next caller!
Caller 18: Excuse me, I can't fight you in simple difficulty. What's up with that?
Devil: You can't. You can only fight me as a Regular or Expert.
Devin: Next!
Luan: Hey, check out this picture!
The television shows a fanart of the Devil and Cuphead kissing and everyone (except Dee Dee, D.W., Dora, (who they are weirded out) and Dave (who gets his idea)) reacts in disgust
Daisy Duck: Oh, yuck!
Disgust: Double yuck!
Devil Cookie: What the heck is that?!
Dave: Now that's funny! She really myst found one on DeviantArt
Declan: Really Dave? That's cursed, man.
Dave: You think that's one, just wait until you search through the search engine by typing "devil cuphead kiss". You'll find more of Devil's kissing
Dee Dee: Ok (she actually searches up and she was surprised while gasped) DEVIL AND DICE ARE KISSING! DEVIL AND DICE ARE KISSING! DEVIL AND DICE ARE KISSING! DEVIL AND DICE ARE KISSING! DEVIL AND DICE ARE KISSING! DEVIL AND DICE ARE KISSING! DEVIL AND DICE ARE KISSING! DEVIL AND DICE ARE KISSING!
Dexter: SHUT UP DEE DEE!
Then it displays live engine search on images of more Devil kissings including him kissing Dice
Darkness (Legend): What the...?
Dice: What the...HELL WAS THAT?!
Devin: Just why?
Daria: Woah, people think this a couple
Diego Brando: WHY THE HELL AM I WATCHING A SHIP?!
Devil Cookie: I may not like seeing a hero and a villain kiss each other, but the boss and the right-hand man type is legit
Drakken: Hey Dice, are you in love with your boss? I'm sure you're perfect for eachother
Dice: I...I...I...I...I...I...I-
Devil: Okay, you know what?! That's enough calls. I'm getting disgusted and that went too far.
Devin: Sure thing.... It's Peanut Gallery's questions! Does anyone want to ask a question for him?
Diddy: I'll go first. What's it like ruling over the Inkwell Hell?
Devil: Well... It's pretty great! All the residents are afraid of me, I get worshiped by demons, and I have a loyal subject or two. It's nice to be evil, you know?
Dracula: What's your relationship like with King Dice?
Devil: Well he's my right-hand man of course, he does my dirty work, he's very loyal and hard-working and I pay him for his services but he is also quite wealthy himself as he runs my casino.
Drake: So if one of us played craps, which one do you think would win?
Devil: Hmm... I mean, you are a penguin, but a strong one. I don't know exactly. However, I will set a craps tournament to determine who's the winner and the person who wins my tournament is the answer
Drake: Oh, it better be me.
Devil Cookie: So, since we're both devils, do you think you can be my lackey?
Devil: Well, I am more powerful than you since you're just a mere cookie, so I'd probably be better.
Devil Cookie: Oh poop.
Danny: Since I am a ghost fighter, do you think I'd be crashing your Hell party and hunting down your ghosts?
Devil: If you did that, you're toast.
Dhalsim: Did you know your line "Anyone who opposes me is destroyed?!" is a lot similar to M. Bison's line?
Devil: Oh, I didn't know that.
Daisy Duck: I think you are also based on an old Silly Symphony from 1929 called "Hell's Bells." See the similarity?
Darkness puts on a screen showing clips from the Silly Symphony
Devil: Oh, I do look similar. Who knew that you needed so many obscure rubber hose cartoons to create this game?
Daisy Duck: It would be worse if you were based on Chernabog from Fantasia.
Drakken: What's your ultimate goal in the Inkwell Hell?
Devil: That's easy! To rule everything and everyone! To collect as many souls as possible for my collection, of course.
Dipper: So what was the last contest you participated in?
Devil: That one was the diorama contest.
Dave: Oh, I know that one! I was one of the judges.
Duncan: Cool. What diorama did you make?
Devil: I made a diorama based on a TV show called Dark Prince: The True Story of Dracula.
Dracula: What? Of all the Draculas in the world, you chose this TV film?
Devil: Yeah, since I found Daniel J. D'Arby did a diorama based on Bram Stoker's novel or the 1931 film.
Dracula: By the way, for those of you that don't know, it's a film about Vlad III Dracula, "the Impaler", the historical figure who gave Bram Stoker's Dracula his name. I'm actually surprised you know about this TV film.
Diego Brando: Maybe you should've done the anime Devilman, which is a show about a high school student named Akira Fudo who absorbs the powers of the demon named "Amon" with help of his friend Ryo Asuka in order to battle creatures hidden in human society, thus calling himself the "Devilman" in the process.
Devil: Oh, I forgot about that show. Yeah, you're right. But unfortunately, I was still eliminated even though Donald Duck caused my team to lose.
Daisy Duck: Wait, what? What did he do?
Devil: He made a diorama based on the children's book "Danny and the Dinosaur."
Danny: No relation.
Devil: But in it, a Deinonychus came out and attacked the judges, including his old hosts, DSB and David Dog.
Dipsy: Uh oh!
Daisy Duck: Oh my goodness, I can't believe my own boyfriend would do that!
Daphne: Yeah, I am so glad he got lucky.
Dora the Explorer: And speaking of devils, in Cole's version, me and Dee Dee rejoined the game and there was another power outage led by some demons.
Drake: I was able to take them out so easily.
Dipper: Man, if Drake was able to take out demons so easily, why didn't the Season 16 contestants do the same with PTLD-93?
Dexter: Needless to say, Dee Dee's rejoining wasn't so long and she got out along with myself after that. And in Nathan's version, we had a similar contest and that's the episode with Damien.
Darkness (Legend): Oh great, here goes my episode.
Devin: Yeah, we pretty much already know about that when Damien himself called us.
Daphne: For those of you that don't know, after Dora and Daria rejoined, Damien ended up joining. But since he was too evil for the show and summoned Darkness, he got booted off instantly, leaving the rest of us to take him down.
Dee Dee: Me and Dexter fought him off with our anime powers!
Diego Brando: Wait, since when did you two have anime powers?
Dexter: Well, we've never done this in our show, though me and my family did have a big kaiju fight once, but that originated from one of Nathan's YouTube Poops as well as an episode of Devin and Carrie's Adventures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCo26fU4fr0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-XdL9UkkQs
Devil: Wow, that looks really cool! I wonder if you two would get in a fight with me despite the fact that you are two weird siblings that are shorter than me.
Drake: Oh, I get it. You're joking. (laughs, then hears his henchmen laughing off-screen) WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!
Devil: Do you guys have any questions left for me?
Dhalsim: Yeah, I think that's enough.
Devil: That's enough questions from you. What's next Dice?
Dice: The only thing left for you to do is to answer to these five questions and you're done
Devil: Then what are they?
Devin: Dice, start the first one
Dice: Boss, "What's your reaction when you got eliminated in this season?"
Devil: You see, I was pissed off when I got over Donald I thought he would be the one to be out for bringing a Deinonychus instead of his diorama until I realized that trickster got rid of me! If I come to him, I'll make sure to take his soul AWAY!
Devin: I know you're upset over his tricks, but let's move to the next one.
Dice: Boss, "What do others think about you when you get eliminated while you are back at home?"
Devil: Oh yes, I found my rest of minions laughing at me when they found out that I was eliminated, then I used my deadly glare at their faces and they freezed.
Devin: Ok, onto the next question.
Dice: Boss, "Do you have any allies in this competition?"
Devil: Hmm... I can name a few of them. Mr Dearest and I share the same species, if I had a rap battle with him, I already have one prepared.
Dice: Boss, you wanted to play this song now or when you-
Devil: On the rejoin ceremony? Of course. I really wanted more time to get to know myself better.
Devin: There are other people, like your teammates
Devil: Dezmond is a fine captain with a cool scarf of his, Diavolo had his stand that can skip time, Doppio was his henchmen, David is a normal fellow, Dave is a weird one with causing to spawn more souls by his spree deeds, Dark Cacao had a little similarities when cames to the role of the ruler, Donut is a donut with limbs, D'Arby is an expert of gambling, Deadpool is a wacky weirdo, Diluc being a sort of a knight while he's a bartender, Demoman is a drunkard with a grenade launcher, Deimos is also a weirdo and my favorite of all is Dio. If he was at my place, he would surely knock out both Cuphead and Mugman easily with his stand.
Devin: Ok, onto the next question.
Dice: Boss, "What is your motive to join this competition?"
Devil: Cash and strength who choose to oppose me. It's that simple.
Devin: Ok, onto the last question.
Dice: Boss, "What's your life before this competition happens?"
Devil: Oh yes, I'll tell you in a moment. Couple of weeks or months ago, I was relaxing on my throne after a day of collecting souls until my most loyal henchman informed me that season C was finished and I got up from the throne when I said "Finally! Now it's my chance to be a contestant and outrank that cupboy!". After that I made Dice to sign me up and here we are.
Dice: That's true
Devin: Thanks for your time with us, you can go to the Peanut Gallery
Devil: Oh why thank you (gets up from a divan) That was a fine interview. If only ridiculous and disgusting images weren't shown, it would get better.
Devil goes and joins the Peanut Gallery
Devil: Mind taking a seat for myself? (sits down on a seat) Oh, I almost forgot one thing. You said you wanted to get off these rabbit suits, right?
Dexter: Yes, we don't wanted to wear it in front of the public
Dice: Excuse myself, where did you get those rabbit suits from?
Duncan: Look, we didn't wear them on purpose. It was Luan Loud's fault on April Fools
Dice: Mind explaining the origin?
Dedede: These suits are from a music video called Rabbit Hole by DECO*27 and sang by Hatsune Miku while she's wearing the rabbit suit just like us
Dee Dee: (plays the music video) Wow, that song is really catchy
Dipper: I must admit that is sounds better than D.W's catchy songs
D.W: Hey!
Dave: What's your next move, Devil?
Devil: I suggest to my casino and start the craps tournament thanks to Drake's idea, then we nab that bastard who got rid of us when there's a rejoin time
Devin: Speaking of rejoin time, it's happening in the next episode!
Dora: DADADADA (Really?!)
David (BFDI): Aw seriously?!
Dedede: Alright! I'm ready to be back in action!
Devil Cookie: Hopefully I won't mess up this time!
Declan: Ok
Diego Brando: That's good
Darkness: Now I have chance to improve myself and I'm happy for it
Dave: Agreed, but with more kebabs
Devil: Say Dice, wanna start the preparations?
Dice: Of course
Devin: But anyways, that was all the interviews for this episode, we will be waiting for another yet batch of eliminated contestants to join us for the next time.
Dice: And don't forget to leave some kudos, that show us appreciation for this show. We will see you next time on BC01's ACE Aftermath and goodbye for now!
This episode finishes off with the outro who had the same type of music as the intro.
Two weeks later
AT THE APARTMENT COMPLEX
Cody wakes up while he was shirtless
Cody: Good morning Ken, or should I call you Cen. It's time to ask Chef Pee Pee to cook me some breakfast
Cody leaves the room and goes to the kitchen where he finds Chef Pee Pee pulling out cereal boxes out of the cabinet while his theme song plays
Cody: Good morning Chef Pee Pee
Chef Pee Pee: Good morning Cody. I'm just grabbing cereal boxes for our breakfast since we have a lot of people staying here
Cody: I know. Is Clock helping you?
Chef Pee Pee: Yes. Since he did his job from Four and X, he decided to help me out with my tasks even though he doesn't have arms
Cody: Oh, at least you're not doing alone, the other can bring whatever they wanted, especially with heavy eaters like Chowder, Chica and Cookie Monster
Clock: Hold on, what happened to the rest of them?
Cody: I don't know Clock, they have been gone out for two weeks and the only lead is Ash Ketchum's DeviantArt account where he posts pictures of himself and thinks it's like Instagram
Chef Pee Pee: That incident from two weeks ago? I don't want to talk about it.
Then a doorbell rings
Cody: Who could that be?
Chef Pee Pee: I'm going to check for the door
Chef Pee Pee goes to the entry door on the SECTION A and opens the door
Chef Pee Pee: There you are guys! Where have you been?!
Brooklyn T Guy: Sorry, it's been two weeks since the April Fools incident happened and it appeared on the news. You saw that, right?
Chef Pee Pee: Ok, what the hell happened?
Brooklyn T Guy: Let me tell you a story from what happened from the past two weeks. It started by we're on the road to leave the Inventory. I told the season B cast except B-Bot to follow me, but thanks to Bucciarati's stand and Batman's gadgets, we found the easy route to exit. After we left the Inventory, we found Blue Butch in the parking lot and we entered inside while I took the position of a bus driver. Then set a destination to the Atlantic Ocean in the 14th century where the season A cast except A-Bot were floating on the water for 12 hours, more than half of them used Akama as a boat because of his strength. We decided to rescue them from drowning by carrying them into Blue Butch with the big help of Akuma. After we rescued them, we returned back to the present and landed on my parking space from my home. Then we exited Blue Butch and had no choice but to let them inside of my house for one night. I had to introduce a large group of people to my wife Karen who called them adorable bunnies and my daughter Penelope who is weirded out because she thought they went to the Easter Bunny cult. On the next day, I woke up with loads of Apartmenters next to me and Karen. After I got up from my bed. I gave each Apartmenters some clothes to cover up the rabbit suits, some of them wore Karen and Penelope's clothes. When it was not enough, I decided to go to Marvin's house and ask him to borrow clothes while I explained the situation from yesterday. Then a couple of apartmenters gave a couple of dollars for the favor and we got more clothes for the cover up.
Ace: I'm wearing Jeffy's clothes
Brooklyn T Guy: After that, we going back to Blue Butch and realized the gas ran out. I decided to bring my gasoline to fill it up, but it only had half of it. I decided to drive to the gas station and it took 1 hour to get there and the gas ran out again. Luckily, I managed to park it next to the pumps. Me and some of us decided to go to the gas station to buy some stuff like bags of chips and cokes. After we payed to cashier, we decided to check for the pump and it says it's full. I had to pay it with my credit card. Then we entered back to Blue Butch. I decided to go 80 on speed limit in a residential street while I was drunk until I hit a random deer who appeared out of nowhere and flew across the windows of Blue Butch. One of them recorded the footage in full HD which is sick. Then went to a random bar which it took 4 hours. After that, then we go to the Applebee's while the quarter of us were drunk and ordered random menu items, some of them were new to this place. Then we go to a casio in Inkwell Hell for one night while a new KWC episode came out where Rita Loud was featured which made Luan Loud embarrassed. That's one way for his payback on the one who pranked us in a public and appeared on the news, but Mr Goodman wasn't here because he was put in solitary confinement for arresting Adam, instead Blake Worthington and Bungo from Glove and Boots replaced him. After that we slept in Blue Butch for another night while sang a manly drunk lullaby. On the next day, we-
Albedo: His story is very long though, it contained "unmentionable and random" moments. Sorry for the long wait. But what have you done for the past two weeks while we're gone?
Chef Pee Pee: Well, while you are gone, we went to the Borderlands universe thanks to Claptrap's suggestion and the promise he made, but that's a different story for another time. We did casino nights, rewatch that movie that starts with C, tried out new cooking recipes which turned out to be great thanks to new helpers, redo challenges for fun, helped Cloudy to rebuild his collection after the zombie apocalypse in TPOT, collecting corpses for Cioccolata and hung outs at The Cock and Plucker recreation and etc
Annie Einstein: I'm going back to Cole's Season D, and hopefully nobody hits me.
Abbacchio: After two weeks of his manic episodes, we're finally back.
Amethyst: Hey, we really need Caine to change our clothes to back to normal
Chef Pee Pee: Caine? He must be floating around somewhere, I guess I can show him where he is.
B-Bot: Excuse me, has anyone seen the Blue Butch? I have been searching for two weeks after I left it next to barbecue restaurant
Brooklyn T Guy: Oh, It was on the parking lot where the vehicles get parked in
B-Bot: I checked with C-Bot, it was nothing. I had to get some helpers on the lookout
Brooklyn T Guy: Have you checked one more time?
B-Bot: Oh
B-Bot decides to check on his vehicle and it was found with dent on the front
B-Bot: Thanks, but why does it have a dent on the front? Maybe a random drunk guy snuck my Blue Butch and must have hit something on 80 in a residential street? Oh well, I'm going to ask Aviva to fix it.
Bonnie: I wonder what's next for BC01's ACE Season D?
Chapter 14: The Dragon Balls in the Desert
Chapter Text
Moments before the episode begins
In Adam's room in the apartment complex, Angela is watching Poopy the Platypus
Angela: Oh my gosh, I can't wait for Poopy the Platypus! It's my favorite show forever!
(Alrighty kids, it's time for?)
(Poopy the Platypus!) (kids cheering)
Poopy: Ho-huh! Hey kids! I'm Poopy the Platypus, and today, I'm gonna put Mentos inside of a Diet Coke! Ho-huh! It's gonna be so much fun! (takes out a Diet Coke and Mentos and places them on a table) All right, time to get this show on the road. (opens the lid and puts the Mentos inside the Coke, and then it blows up, making a huge mess) AAH! Oh no! This is so bad! I better leave before my mom sees that! Bye, kids! (takes out a gun and shoots himself)
Angela: (laughs) That's so funny, Poopy! (continues laughing) And you know, I might want to try that. Dee Dee! Ami! (runs off)
In the dining room
Deadpool: Guess what everyone, we're going to final 20, again!
Dori: Of course, since a third out of the full list of players are out. What do we suggest we do?
Diona: Final 20 sounds like a good achievement, but going for a second time with one person who returns after he got out is the same by completing a second lap on the race.
Donald: Do you mean a rejoiner?
Diona: Is this what they called a person who returned from being eliminated? Sounds fitting
Dezmond: What about we prepare the gifts for the rejoiner
Daddy: Hey, not bad. As much I wanted to throw a disco party for whoever that is, but the gifts would do fine.
Donald: After what Daniel has done to me, I wanted him gone
Diona: Daniel is the one who messed up your diorama? After I puked out after seeing a decapitated head of a donkey on his shrine, I really wanted him out of here. Glad he's up for elimination.
Demoman: So, do you believe Daniel is responsible for the sabotages, huh? Welp Donald, I'm going to help you to get rid of that bastard who messed up my beers.
Deadpool: Sabotages are fine in the competition, but using it all the time is problematic
Donald: Yeah! He almost got me eliminated for this
Deadpool: I get that Donald, most people who have liabilities often become targets while very few of them including you and Daisy manage to survive. I also remembered that I was also framed for murder during DnD game. I also had an alliance with a goal which is to take out the person who is responsible for a unfair setting on the game.
Dori: Then who are they?
Deadpool: D'Arby, Diluc and myself
Demoman: An alliance? Can I join?
Deadpool: Sure, can anyone else join my alliance?
Donald: I would be happy to join!
Diona: Me too!
Deadpool: Alright! My alliance just have gotten doubled
Diona: Ok, what should we do now? Are we going to convince the Dancing Dandelions to vote out Daniel or-
Dio: I heard you wanted to get rid of Daniel, yes?
Donald: Yeah! He almost got me eliminated!
Dio: If you believe Daniel is a threat to you, do you have any evidence that supports that?
Deadpool: I have this tape recorder and used meds that I found on the floor, have a look.
The Dreaded Dragons listen to the tape where Donald recorded the conversation between Daniel and Damien
Dio: Hmm...it makes clear that Daniel is working with an excluded former contestant.
Demoman: I can't believe from what I heard, we gotta tell the Dancing Dandelions about this
Diona: I know, this is so messed up!
Dori: That confirms Daniel was being a sabotager all along
Daddy: If he wants to play that kind of game and thinks he's getting away with it, we have to play back at him
Dori: Could you please clarify what you have just started?
Daddy: What do I mean to say that we're going to give him karma that he deserves. We can come here for a fair competition, right?
Dio: If we want a fair game, we listen to the host's rules. Say, how about we discuss with the other team then.
Then the Dazzling Dimes came
Deimos: Heya! We heard the tape about Daniel. He really must send us to a D&D world as characters that we made.
Daniel J. D'Arby: That explains his recent sabotage episode.
Donkey Kong: I knew something very wrong about him
Daffy: That bastard!
David (CC): He's a threat since he tried to take over Camp Campbell and thinks he's better than me
Deadpool: You must have heard it, so we asked you to not vote Daniel when he's in the bottom two
Deimos: Of course, he got rid of one of my new pals
Donkey Kong: Don't worry about it, we hope he's out for today
Deadpool: By the way, where's the Dancing Dandelions?
Daffy: I heard Diluc is looking for more evidence to prove Daniel is a huge threat. The rest except Daniel are discussing elimination, but I don't know where Daniel went to? I can tell something is planning something
At Daniel's shrine
Damien: *sigh* Why I haven't thought about that dragon's digestive system track
Daniel: At least we got more deaths
Damien: I suppose it's true, but we have bigger problems on our hands.
Daniel: Then what makes you say that, my lord?
Damien: Almost everyone noticed our actions, someone has snitched on us and I know who that person is. Unfortunately, your team is up for elimination and it's best to avoid the bottom two and why exactly? If you either received the most or second most votes, you'll end up a team filled with enemies including David, I'm not referring to that bland stickfigure and they are certain to refuse to let in your team which is a no win situation.
Daniel: How about using one of your powers to mind control the Dazzling Dimes?
Damien: As much as I wanted to do it, but they are aware of us. Using it on them is risky, same goes to the other teammates.
Daniel: Yeah, this situation is getting tough. If only there's a way to rig the votes in a different way
Damien: How about we replace the papers with the ones with self writing and erasing. Every single time that person writes your name it changes to the person that we pick on.
Daniel: Hmm...I have three people I want to vote for?
Damien: Oh, why is that?
Daniel: From what I saw-
While Daniel explains his targets, Diluc was walking around while searching for more evidence until he heard his voice from Daniel's shrine room and decides to peek through the keyhole which made him shocked
Diluc: I gotta tell the rest from what I saw, I know who's the nuisance who sabotage challenges
As Diluc rushes to the rest of his contestant-mates, he noticed D-Bot, Daitomodachi and Daki checking out two large horizontal rectangular crates standing outside
Daki: Hey D-Bot, are you sure those can help this season and even do the taxes?
D-Bot: You'll see in a minute. Daitomodachi, mind open with a crowbar?
Daitomodachi: Of course
Daitomodachi opens the crates and reveals two mysterious figures
Daitomodachi: You sure those can aid our future debt and the public image especially with you know, ducks?
D-Bot: That was weeks ago, I have no idea what I was doing on April 1st, but on this month it will be different
Diluc turned his back to his contestant-mates
Deadpool: Diluc! We just found out that guy's identity who messed with us for a couple of challenges!
Diluc: There's no need to inform me, I found as well.
Deadpool: Really? Most of us are talking about Daniel's background history thanks to one of the episodes of Camp Camp and poor David
Diluc: I see, I better tell my rest of my team that Daniel is a threat in the competition
Deadpool: Not only that, he's also a creep. Just like my actual face
Diluc: I prefer to keep the current look.
Deadpool: Anything else?
Diluc: D-Bot has brought two new workers
Then D-Bot, Daitomodachi, Daki and two mysterious figures arrive inside
D-Bot: Contestants, I'm back
Demoman: Who are those two people?
D-Bot: Meet DarkDelta and DTLP-39, two new assistants for this season. How about you two introduce ourselves to the contestants. First, it was DarkDelta, an advanced humanoid robot with advanced features, dark gray colored parts over its body except for its face begging a screen
DarkDelta: Greetings, I'm DarkDelta. I'll be able to provide assistance to make this competition more entertaining. I'll be also do tasks like deep cleaning the surfaces including the bathroom and the kitchen, making beds in dormitory, cooking diner and much more
Then DTLP-39 who is a derpy and repaired version of PTLD-93 wearing a black bunny suit and messed up make-up
DTLP-39: HeLlO eVEryONe, I'm dTlp-39. A NEW helPeR!
Diavolo: What happened to that robot?
D-Bot: Let's say he's born with dysfunctional appearance
Donald: Doesn't he look too similar to PTLD-93, that robot who took over Cole's season P temporarily?
D-Bot: PTLD-93 was a threat for them, but this one is a sorta of nice relative of his
Daffy: Are you sure that DTLP-39 isn't PTLD-93 in disguise?
D-Bot: I read the label on his crate and it's different. DTLP-39 and PTLD-93 aren't the same person, unless if he's actually PTLD-93, just call Dmitri's men and they would capture him and send it to where it belongs. Being shot once and went drunk without drinking alcohol while playing with ducks on the pool while recorded on Twitch is different from normal for me
Diona: How much did you pay for assistants?
D-Bot: For DarkDelta was about 80% of total donations from Twitch and for DTLP-39 was about 5% of total donations from Twitch
Deadpool: What did you do with the rest of 15% of donations, did you give it to the woman that was in that livestream? did it with a dirty work or-
D-Bot: To a deformation charity
Daiya: That's really nice of you, what about the ceremonies?
D-Bot: That? Thanks for reminding me, It will be- (then his notification from his system speaks and says "*SOFTWARE UPDATE READY* *WANT TO START?* *YES OR NO*")
Dezmond: What's happening to D-Bot?
DarkDelta: It appears that D-Bot's system requires a software update and it's recommended to do that in order to keep performance fresh.
DTLP-39: Do tHE UpGrADe!!!!
D-Bot: I was going to do the same schedule, but since the software update patch was released and you suggested doing it for my system's sake, I'll do it. DarkDelta, you'll be in charge of the prize ceremony while DTLP-39 would be in charge of the elimination ceremony.
DarkDelta: Request accepted
DTLP-39: OkIE dOKie!
Daitomodachi: What about me and Daki? It's been a month since the latest episode was released
D-Bot: You two prepare a challenge for the contestants and don't forget the rejoin ceremony
Daki: Got it
Daitomodachi: Do you have a list of challenges?
D-Bot: Sure (searches through his body drawer and gives the list to Daitomodachi) There you go. I'm going to do the update myself now, tell me everything when I finish my software system update, ok? (Then activates the software system update and the system speakers says "*SOFTWARE UPDATE ACTIVATED* *0% COMPLETE*")
Daitomodachi: Looks like I'm going to take D-Bot's place again
Daki: And me as co-host
DarkDelta: Since the Dazzling Dime have won the last time, let's go to the prize ceremony. DTLP-39, you heard the D-Bot say to you?
DTLP-39: I Can HEAr yoU, wHo's LoST?
DarkDelta: According to the previous contest, the Dancing Dandelions over a Dungeons and Dragon game
DTLP-39: CoME HeRe dUcKies! It's TIME For EXEcutIon!
Daki: I wonder what those assistants do?
At the prize ceremony
DarkDelta: Dazzling Dimes, one of the members led to the victory. And I know that all of you know how the prize ceremonies work.
Daffy: Oh yes, I have been couple of times
Deimos: Dude, Me, D'Arby and David has been more than you two
Donkey Kong: That's true, but this our first win for our team
DarkDelta: There's no need for voting who to vote for the prize
Deimos: Why?
Daffy: Yeah, returning to the old fashion?
DarkDelta: Certainly not, I have telepathy ability in order to read mind thoughts to determine the winner for the prize and it reveals that David is the winner
David (CC): Hooray! What's my prize?
DarkDelta: You get a dinnerware set for your allies and your relatives. Also, you get a win-token for some reason? Is it normal to receive those tokens rather than finding them in hidden areas?
Donkey Kong: That's how it usual does
DarkDelta: I see
Deimos: Hey David, what are you going to do with these dishes?
David (CC): It's for the campers from Camp Campbell and they are going to love it when they going to see it at the cafeteria
Daffy: Don't forget the win-token
David (CC): That ceremony was shorter than normal. Hey D'Arby, do you think Daniel is going to be out next?
Daniel J. D'Arby: Daniel's chances of survival in this competition is slim, if he manages to survive the elimination, he must have tricks on his sleeve
Daffy: I have a bad feeling about this
At the elimination ceremony
DTLP-39: Get ON tHe LiNe EvERYonE!
Donut: We get it! We're up for elimination !
Diluc: It is unfortunate it that we're up for elimination, but before we vote, I have something to say
Doppio: What is it then, Diluc?
Diluc: When I was investigating and looking for missing evidence until I heard a conversation between-
DTLP-39: gEt tO VoTiNg!
Daisy: Seesh! That's rude of him!
Daiya: I understand what you said, but we have no choice
At the voting booth Daisy, Daiya, Daniel, Diavolo, Doppio and Donut write names on sheet of paper and place it onto ballet box
DTLP-39: nOw lEt mE GrAb tHe vOtE BoX! (grabs the vote from the ballet box and reads quickly while throwing votes on the ground) dIaVoLo, DaNiEl, DoNuT, dAiYa, DoNuT, dAiYa, DaIyA.
Diluc: If I heard and did the math, Daisy, myself, Doppio are safe with no votes. Daniel and Diavolo are safe with 1 vote each and would mean Daiya and Donut are leaving the team with two and three votes respectively. By the way, what's the prize for this elimination?
DTLP-39: DaFfOdILs!
The safe contestants get daffodils each.
DTLP-39: dAiYa aNd DoNuT, SaY ByE ByE!
Daiya: This is not how this elimination at this stage works, DTLP-39
DTLP-39: BuT BoTh oF YoU ArE GoInG To dIe tOdAy
DarkDelta: Actually, Daiya's right. The bottom two are having a fate by having one person be eliminated while the other person will leave and join the team that won.
DTLP-39: ThIs iS DiFfReNt. BrInG ThE WiNnInG TeAm
Dazzling Dimes arrive
Deimos: Who's at the bottom two this time?
DTLP-39: DAiYa aNd DoNuT
Daniel J. D'Arby: Ah, Daniel must have dodge the bullet, even loads of allegations stacked against him
Daniel: Do you? *neck cracks*
DTLP-39: DaIyA AnD DoNuT, oNe oF YoU JoInG On tHe wInNiNg tEaM WhIlE ThE OtHeR Is eLiMiNaTeD. CHoOsE OnE
Daffy: Hmm...I'll go for Donut
David (CC): This is difficult choice, but I choose Daiya
Deimos: I pick Donut, I think I spent more on him then her and he was my teammate in Digital Dragons
Donkey Kong: I'll choose Daiya, she's my teammate in Dynamic Drummers
Daniel J. D'Arby: It's down to me to determine fate between Daiya and Donut. Daiya's stand hasn't been put to use and Donut hasn't done much to his team aside from dying on rare events. Both of them had connections to their teammates including in old teams
Daiya: That would be sad if one of us will be eliminated, I really appreciate if I get to stay longer and some action would be shown in a spotlight
Donut: I know I have made some allies, but that would be a shame if I got out in pre-merge and I know I'm currently competing in TPOT. I can do better if I avoided my own death.
Daniel J. D'Arby: My fair choice would be...........Daiya.
Daiya: Thanks, that was close
Donut: Aw. Well, it was fun while it lasted.
Doppio: I'm so sorry to see you go, we wanted to get further in this competition and I feel like it's my fault
Donut: No, it's not your fault, but mine is
Doppio: But you didn't do anything wrong
Donut: Look, it's ok. You can do it without me, trust me. I know how it feels to be eliminated
Doppio: Are you sure?
Donut: Yes. Try to win this season for me, ok? I know there's possibly a rejoining ceremony, but I feel like it's unlikely to win it. Doppio, you're a great friend and I can't wait for you when there's a reunion happening.
Doppio: Ok, I'll try my best to win for you. Stay safe out there.
Donut: Thanks, goodbye for now
DarkDelta: Mind escorting you to your home?
Donut: Yes please.
DarkDelta: Very well.
DarkDelta teleports Donut back to his homeworld
Doppio: I'll miss him
Diavolo: Look Doppio, I know he won't be here for a while. As long as we continue our teamwork, we could go far.
Doppio: Boss, what if his elimination was rigged?
Diluc: Rigged you said? I was thinking the same thoughts as you. I'm informing you that Daniel has been working with a disqualified former contestant since after the drag contest.
Dazzling Dimes and Dancing Dandelions except Diluc and Daniel: WHAT?!!
Deimos: Really? Is he working for him to get his revenge over his ban? That's nuts, man
Donkey Kong: Oh my bananas, (stares at Daniel) You! You have done it again, you bastard! Get rid of each single one of us until there's only one left. If you want win this game like this, but I'm sorry to say this, but they don't want to see a obnoxious person as a winner and now I'm fully aware of it
David (CC): I thought he would end up in the bottom two, but how's this even possible?!
Diluc: Daniel has rigged the votes not once, but twice
Dazzling Dimes and Dancing Dandelions except Diluc and Daniel gasps
Daniel: Bravo, you really figured it out my plans are, didn't you Diluc Ragnvindr? *neck cracks* Say, didn't expect the current owner of Dawn Winery would catch up to me. I may be in danger, but here's the catch. You're all in my game now, the game of life and death.
Daniel J. D'Arby: Partnering with a forbidden one, serving an ally that isn't a player of this game. You had a hidden piece to yourself that aids you to be a star. I apologize, but my luck power will stand a chance against you
Daniel: *laughs* We'll see about that.
Doppio: I can't believe it! He took Donut away like that
Diavolo: Have any of you spotted red flags on him?
Diluc: Blackmailing, manipulation, causing disturbance by his art, sabotaging, drugging, modifying the equipment which causes unconscious effects including short coma and injuries and most importantly of all, his background history was a sheep in wolf's clothing and being devoted for his loyalty to his cult beliefs.
Deimos: Damn, that's dark
Daniel: Wanna go after me then? I have all of your weaknesses
Dazzling Dimes and Dancing Dandelions except Diluc and Daniel are shocked
Daisy: You're joking, right?
Daniel: Nah, that's a real deal. Play along with me, you'll be fine. If you decided to be against myself, you won't like when comes next
DTLP-39: WoW! tHaT'S A ViLlIaN MoMeNt, RiGhT DaRkDeLtA?
DarkDelta: DTLP-39, there might be a hidden partener of his. We really should looked out for that individual
DTLP-39: WHy?
DarkDelta: There's might upcoming threat for us
DTLP-39: DO yoU BELIEVE THIS rumor?
DarkDelta: According to testimonies from the contestants, it might be a revenge plot over his disqualification*
DTLP-39: WhAt aBoUt tHe rEjOiN CeReMoNy?
DarkDelta: It will be in a minute. For now, let's let the contestants know about the upcoming ceremony
DTLP-39: RIgHT
Dmitri: Everyone! Come at the front entry?
Everyone went to the entryway
Daddy: Who's eliminated this time?
Donkey Kong: It was Donut, thanks to no good douche Daniel
Diona: He did WHAT?!
Dmitri: Save that conversation later. D-Bot has informed me that he's in a software update process while a man named Daitomodachi and his possible friend Daki took him for the preparation. I know you're wondering where they are going off to, according to my men, they went to a different place. While they are preparing, I brought all the eliminated contestants except the recent one. I consider choosing one wisely, the most votes gathered will be to be brought back to the competition for a second chance. Before that, there are speeches from the eliminated contestants
David (BFDI): Aw seriously!
Dora: DADADADADA (Hello everyone, I know my time in this competition was short due to the way I talk which made you weirded out. If you gave me another chance, I'll be useful with my fast agility)
Devil Cookie: Vote me or else you're doomed, heh heh heh
Dedede: Look, please vote me back to the game! I was eliminated thanks to that jerk alligator and I wanted a fair game!
Dark Cacao: I would like to apologize for my behavior over losing a contest. I feel like it isn't normal on my behalf and I would like to seek redemption. I promise that I'll perform better.
Dark Choco: Vote me if you want, whenever I succeed or fail, I won't mind it
Declan: Hello, Declan here. I got out over a false accusation that I was responsible for drugging the beverage drinks by dipping my product in it which went through a painful day in my ass. I wanted to play a fair game and hopefully I won't get unlawfully blamed for the second time
Dave: Why hello there. Vote for the Aubergine Man back to the game. I brought the beers and kebabs for my performance and for my potential skills. That would be an amazing choice to bring me back with you guys.
Diego Brando: I have no idea what I was doing at the elimination, I'll assure that my stand would be a useful choice on your team.
Darkness: I know I was out that early, but a second would be pleasing and I can't wait to unite with my friends. I promise that I'll play seriously this time.
Devil: You know, Donald was supposed to be there instead of me. Whoever did that antic trick, I'll have my trident shoved upon your butt and a revenge for that. On the other note. I was a hassle for you and I'll change when you decide to let me in. Do it whatever you want, I want to stay with Dice.
Dmitri: That's all their speeches. Now get picking
Daniel J D'Arby: This one's a no-brainer.
Dmitri: Who might be going to be then?
DarkDelta: According to their minds, they selected........................Dedede as returning eliminated player for the competition
DTLP-39: WElCoMe bACK DeDeDe!
Dedede: OH YEAH! KING DEDEDE IS COMING BACK TO THE SHOW! So, which team I'm going to join?
Dmitri: You're joining the Dazzling Dimes
Dedede: Oh, this must be a new stage of the game
Donkey Kong: Welcome to our team, Dedede. We have a lot to tell while you are gone.
Dedede: Of course, save it for the next challenge, will ya?
Declan: It's nice to see the King of Dreamland to return, but what's going to happen to the rest of the eliminated contestants?
Dmitri: They are going back to their homes
DarkDelta: I have a quicker solution to that, watch this.
DarkDelta teleports the failed rejoiners back to their homeworlds
Dmitri: That was quick just like you said. But we have remaining request from D-Bot and some check-ups on that thing (refers DTLP-39)
DTLP-39: WhY mE?
Dmitri: We have theory that you're PTLD-93 in disguise
DTLP-39: JuSt cHeCk uP On mE PlEaSe. I'M NoThInG SiMuLaR LiKe mY sCAry ReLaTiVe.
Dmitri's guard: Sir, I checked the contents of the crate delivered from and it had a diffrent code model
Dmitri: Let the professionals handle it, (turns his back on DTLP-39) You're free to go, but will check on you again tomorrow. As for that vampire, you require to wear this for the next contest, you need it (gives a black sunproof outfit)
Dio: I figured the challenge would be based on sunlight and you have just given the idea
Dmitri: There's a helicopter coming called Denel Rooivalk, a driver will be able to transport you to the designated location. I suggest you save your energy for this challenge, it's going to be rough out here, only strong fighters can stand a chance against the heat. Come on boys, let's get going!
Dmitri and his men left with their helicopters
Doppio: Boss, are we going to-
Diavolo: I know where we're going to, Doppio
Deadpool: Are we going to get a beach episode? Maybe this time, it won't be ruined by one of Nathan's OCs just like in season B
Daffy: Oh please, I'm not going to play her catchy song from Lego Movie
Dio: Mind waiting for that helicopter driver to come and pick us up for the next challenge?
Dori: It's likely to arrive less than five minutes
DarkDelta: Daniel, mind discussing in private?
Daniel: Sure, bring him along with you
DTLP-39: ME? WHat dID I Do WRonG?
DarkDelta: DTLP-39, it is recommended to come with him for a discussion
DTLP-39: FiNe, COme WiTh uS
Daniel, DarkDelta and DTLP-39 comes to Daniel's shrine room
Damien: Well, well, well. What do we bring here?
DarkDelta: You must be Damien, a disqualified debuter player in Season D2
DTLP-39: Is iT ReaLLY YoU, DAmiEN?
Damien: Indeed I am, you're brought here to make a deal for both of you
DarkDelta: Before that, I need to ask Daniel with some questions
Daniel: Sure, I'm patient for that
DarkDelta: Answer this with your honesty. Did you rig the votes twice?
Daniel: Of course, that's the way to keep me longer
DarkDelta: Rigging the votes isn't a right thing to do. If I was an elimination handler, I would read minds and determine who's getting the boot
Daniel: Say, you have a telepathy ability system. That might be an issue for me, I prefer to keep you as a prize handler.
DarkDelta: I was assigned by D-Bot's orders, not yours
Daniel: Another question for me?
DarkDelta: What's your purpose in coming to this competition?
Daniel: I came here for dominion and my deeds to my devotion
Damien: Two is enough. Say you two, I want to make an offering deal for me
DarkDelta: Why would I want to make a deal with you?
Damien: DarkDelta, what if your creator has made a different purpose where D-Bot has lied about you.
DarkDelta: I don't get it, why are you telling me this?
Damien: D-Bot's fanbase around his Twitch followers wanting more pool videos with hot broads, what a degenerate he is. If you work with me, I'll be glad to drain his money down the drainage sewers. As for so called DTLP-39 (pulls out a drive containing a label and database of PTLD-93 and shoves it onto DTLP-39)
DTLP-39: wHaT aRe YoU DoInG WiTh mE?!
At this moment PTLD-93 has awaken to his old body
PTLD-93: WHERE AM I? WHAT'S THIS PLACE?
Damien: Remember me PTLD-93?
PTLD-93: IT'S YOU DAMIEN, WHAT DO WANT FROM ME?
Damien: Do you ever want revenge for those who wronged you?
PTLD-93: Yes I do, I took over Cole's show for a bit until PSB turned me off and I wanted to pay for her as well.
Damien: How about we can mess up both hosts except for D-Bot for the moment. Not only that I would like you to contribute to my work. If I manage to succeed in my tasks, you're going have your new body which is more terrifying and powerful that no one can stop you without any weaknesses at all.
DTLP-39: WhAT AboUT Me?
PTLD-93: OH NO, NOT THAT DYSFUNCTIONAL RELATIVE OF MINE! DID HE WENT TO BROTHEL THIS WEEK?
DTLP-39: No, I diDN't ReCiEve ANy CusTOMerS
PTLD-93: LOOK, HE EARNS MONEY BY DOING PROSTITUTION WHICH I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SHENANIGANS
DTLP-39: I Did thIS fOR My DiNGo
DarkDelta: I pretend not to hear that information
Damien: As for DTLP-39, I would reward you with your favorite stash of drugs if you do the work for me
DTLP-39: AGreeD!!
Damien: DarkDelta, are you in?
DarkDelta: As long there's no further violations, *sigh* I will keep it as your secret in order to avoid turned to pile of scrap metal and wires
Damien: Excellently Dazzling! DarkDelta, do you mind telling me what the next challenge is?
DarkDelta: Search all seven dragonballs in Diabolo desert and return it to the host. This is what on the list
Damien: Let me check the list (checks the list) You came in handy.
Daniel: So, what's your plan?
Damien: My next move is when we make it into that desert. Daniel, you're going to need a special kind of detector to look for dragon balls. That way, it's going to be easier to find them in a wide area while the other teams will struggle in the heat. DTLP-39 and PTLD-93, you're going to hire and gather some opponents to distract the other team. DarkDelta kept a close eye on D-Bot, Dai and Daki and made sure they didn't suspect a thing about us. As for myself, I'll summon some demons to take out the other team when they encounter them.
Daniel: I like that idea, do any of you have a detector for me?
Damien: (gives a detector) Don't let your teammates caught using this device
Daniel: I understand
DTLP-39: I'M iN
PTLD-93: I HOPE YOU'RE DOING STUPID THIS TIME
DarkDelta: Got it I guess
Damien: Good, meet me at a certain spot for the progress
DarkDelta: Ok, I'll tell the contestants that Daniel received his "warnings''. As for PTLD-93, I recommended to keep quiet in order to avoid any suspicion on you
PTLD-93: FINE! I'LL KEEP IT QUIET
DTLP-39: DoN't WoRry, I wON't lET YoU DoWn!
Damien: Now, get going!
Daniel, DarkDelta, DTLP-39 while PTLD-93 possessing his body left Daniel's shrine
Donald: What took you so long?
DarkDelta: I had some discussion with one of your fellow contestants and I gave him warnings for what he had done that doesn't meet up to fair standards
Daniel: Yes, he gave me a fair explanation. I may be a criminal and I had thought some fair play would do the trick, you believe me, right?
The contestants stay silent
Dedede: I'm not going to fall for that crap!
Donald: You made DSB lose trust in me!
Doppio: DarkDelta, are you sure that isn't a lie?
DarkDelta: I know all of you are in disbelief for what Daniel did in current challenges, teamwork is still required for social skills. You might have to get along with him and it won't be a hassle on you
Dedede: *whispers to Donkey Kong* Hey DK, I think Daniel is doing fishy with that robot
Donkey Kong: *whispers back to Dedede* As much I want to beat up into a vegetable state, I think something worse is going to happen
Daniel: So, who do you think the next challenge is going to be?
Diona: Oh yeah? Here's a better question? Why do you get rid of innocent players whenever you want to lose on purpose or gaslight people. I'm not going to talk about what happened on April Fools day.
Suddenly the driver arrives with his Denel Rooivalk
Driver: Guys, hop right in
DarkDelta: The Denel Rooivalk arrived, let's ride in
The contestants, the assistants and Damien who secretly snuck in goes inside of Denel Rooivalk and closes the door
Daisy: This helicopter can hold more than 22 people in, huh?
Deadpool: Hey Dori, I'm actually curious about this helicopter, do you mind explaining it?
Dori: Since you requested, I can tell you about it. The Denel Rooivalk is a South African attack helicopter designed for anti-armor and anti-personnel missions. Its development of the Denel Rooivalk began in the early 1980s by the South African company Denel Aviation which is formerly owned by Atlas Aircraft Corporation. It was primarily designed to meet the requirements of the South African Air Force or SAAF for short. This helicopter went through an extensive development phase and entered production in the late 1990s. It also a tandem-seat helicopter with a sleek and aerodynamic design. It features a narrow fuselage and a stepped tandem cockpit arrangement, which provides the pilot and gunner with good visibility. The helicopter has a robust airframe capable of withstanding battle damage. While primary role is an attack helicopter, specifically designed for combat operations in complex and hostile environments. It is equipped with advanced avionics, sensors, and weapons systems to engage and destroy armored vehicles, enemy positions, and other targets on the battlefield. The Denel Rooivalk is also capable of performing reconnaissance and close air support missions. It is armed with a range of weapons to fulfill its combat role. It is equipped with a chin-mounted 20mm GI-2 cannon, which has a flexible targeting system allowing the gunner to engage targets accurately while carrying a variety of air-to-air and air-to-ground missiles, as well as unguided rockets. It also has a countermeasures suite to enhance its survivability against enemy threats. The Denel Rooivalk entered operational service with the South African Air Force in 1999. It has been deployed in various operations and exercises, demonstrating its capabilities in both combat and peacekeeping missions. The helicopter has seen service in the Democratic Republic of Congo and participated in joint exercises with international forces.
Dedede: Damn, it's like you wrote an essay on a history lesson
Deadpool: Wicked information! Imagine if there's a challenge about the battle where it's kinda like in Lofty but with Denel Rooivalks instead of balloons and nails.
Deimos: That would be a badass if it was real
Demoman: That's a very good and fun idea, Deadpool *berp*.
PTLD-93: *thinking* (UGH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THESE FOOLS. BUT I WANTED TO HAVE A REVENGE ON PSB AND HER CONTESTANTS)
DTLP-39: *thinking* (HOW abOUT wE sTicK tO THaT kID's ORdeR? As LoNg We dO It fOr hIM, YoU'lL gET A NeW FoRm)
PTLD-93: *thinking* (*sigh* I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT FOR ONCE. IF THEY CAUGHT US, YOU'RE THE ONE TO BLAME)
DTLP-39: *gulps*
Daddy: I'm going to nap, wake me when we get there
Daiya: Me too
Dezmond: Me three. I need some energy for the upcoming challenge
Daffy: Ok, you can rest. I'll get something to entertain myself (looks at the readers) I wasn't referring to a dirty thing, I was referring to a quick game that would butcher off my boredom
Deadpool: Mind spread that butter?
Daffy: NO! Would you quit your dirty mind?
Deadpool: OK! OK! OK! I lay easy, sheesh
The contestants except Daniel eventually fall asleep during mid flight
Daniel: *whisper* It looks like they all fall asleep
Damien: *whisper* Good, now go to the cockpit
Daniel and Damien goes to the cockpit
DarkDelta: You two are here. Daniel, drink this decaf coffee. It's needed for the next challenge. Strange thing is that I was suppost to give to eitheer to Mr Daitomodachi or Miss Daki and I though it would be better to give to you instead. I wasn't abale to find any stanley cups since the internet influencers got crazy over couple of dazzling features had. The only thing suitable for holding energized drinks holder that I can find was a sippy cup.
Daniel: (takes a sippy cup and drinks it) I think it needed more sugar, but that's what I can take
DTLP-39: BuT, WhErE's ThE DIaBlo DeSeRt tHaT YoU MenTioNeD?
Damien: You'll see when we get there.
Eventually, the contestants woke up in a different place in a different world
Deimos: Um, where am I?
Dori: Let me check my maps if we lead to something (checks on her maps both from Teyvat and Earth) Huh? That's odd
Dezmond: Can you tell us, Dori?
Dori: It doesn't show up on any maps that I had and this isn't a normal earth location
Daffy: You're saying we're in a different world? Is this is the next challenge takes place?
Then Daitomodachi carring D-Bot, Daki who is wearing a desert huntswomen, DarkDelta and DTLP-39
David (CC): Is D-Bot still on software update?
Daitomodachi: *sigh* It still does. But welcome to....Diablo Desert
Deadpool: *surprised in amazement* Oh my gosh, you can't make this up. We're in the DragonBall universe!
Daki: (pulls out a depre revolver) OH YEAH! (then it bangs a shot onto the sky)
Donald: Wait, is this supposed to be a desert we're the elimination contestants were stranded here before the finale arrives in Nathan's version? And why did you choose this desert?
Daitomodachi: Do you mean Danakil Desert? Nah, that would be a bland choice to be in and besides, do you wanna go through another montage from Da Poo Poo Guy's cult chasing you down onto his land property?
Donkey Kong: At least it's better than spending couple of days in it without food and drinks
Daitomodachi: As for the other question. It was its idea, can you explain it to us where you picked out the location?
DarkDelta: After I observe your dioramas, I find out one fictional world that gave me idea and this place is perfect for this challenge
DTLD-39: It wAS SIck iSN't iT?
Daddy: Then what is the next challenge?
Daitomodachi: It was on the list that D-Bot gave to me, so I'll tell you a moment.
Deadpool: Hey readers, this is a sneak peak for this episode and this challenge is going to be a fun one. But I cannot tell you though, otherwise it would be spoilers. So yeah, stay tuned for the next episode of BC01's ACE. We'll see you next time. Pea-
BC01: Deadpool, this is the eleventh episode
Deadpool: Oh sh**! I thought this was an aftermath episode.
BC01: You know your next movie is going to release on July 24th this year.
Deadpool: What about that birch tree that appeared in a parody video of Harry Potter? You laugh at it so hard that you crack your voice like a stray crow.
BC01: Ok, ok. I found this video to be funny
Deadpool: You know, the only time you laugh so hard are the dirty jokes about the trees.
BC01: I have to admit that part, that senses relief doesn't it?
Deadpool: Do you know what else in that channel?
BC01: You know what I know about the videos, just name a couple
Deadpool: "Backman Strikes Bat", "Pokémon Secret Critical Catch Animation", "Breaking BBQ", "The Betrayal of Little Caesar", banned M&M's commercials, Cheetos commercial, "SONIC SINS", "jack smellington" and its thicc sequel, "Step Ladder?", "Tom Nook demands payment.", "Reverend Octopus", "Doctor Spiderpus", "Dracula the Incel" which if Dracula watches this video, he'll get offened by this. "Lightning McCancelled", yeah it has PSA scene in it and it's dark actually. All of those videos are from SQUiNK, a channel with more than 160K subscribers. And my favorite of all is "Gromit Causes an Industrial Accident". The thumbnail seems to be Wallace got impaled wrench on his chest while leaks oil out of his mouth while Gromit does crossarms as if he doesn't care. The video starts of with Wallace telling Gromit "It's time for cheese, Gromit!" "Cheese, Gromit!", then there's Gromit looking tired while pulls the first lever and Wallace was doing a washing hands pose expecting to get some cheese and says "It's time for Cheese", then the picture frame next to him opens up and it reaveals a toy with springs attach to it and spooked Wallace out of him. I won't say the full name of this toy otherwise the rating in this fanfic would go to suitable for adults or worse if it was on a youtube video, it would demonitiezed and Youtube-Sama knows that. Then Wallace gets mad and says "Gromit! Cheese! Cheese Gromit! Gromit! It's time for cheese!", Then Gromit pulls more levers and reveals another toy poping out, party music starts and his bed starts to wobble. Then Gromit pulls another lever and fells asleep while Wallace gets chained up on his limbs while lefting up on the air and screaming "Cheese!" and "Gromit!". I actually laughed at it and I though to myself and wondered "How about I try one of it those for my stink?" and I said "Whynot, what could possibly go wrong?". Then I went to the boutique for adults only and brought one of those "toys" who I chose to color read to my color outfit and some "balloons" to try it out and I went to the cashier and I asked "How much does it go?" and she said "You need to try it first, that's your answer" and I said "Ok. If that thing breaks, I'll call a refund". Then I payed of the items that I brought and went straight to my household and-
10 minutes of Deadpool telling a story about his dirty hobby that can't be shown due to content rating set on this fanfic later
Deadpool: After I finisged using them, I decided to do a review on a dark web. It was fun to write and I responded couple of commenter that was posted on my post and I read it and said I should try for other variants. It made me wonder saying this "I really should harder ones or vibrating massage ones?". Then I decided to go for boutique for adults only for the second time and I asked her "Do you got any tuff ones or shakey ones?" and she said "Well, I do have some-
Then Youtube-Sama comes out of nowhere
Youtube-Sama: Stop it right there!
Deadpool: Youtube-Sama, what are you doing here, this AO3 fanfic, not a youtube video!
Youtube-Sama: What the heck is wrong with you?!
Deadpool: Then what's seems to be a problem, Youtube-Sama?
Youtube-Sama: I heard the reports that you have been talking about your "desired satisfaction experience" for more than ten minutes straight in front of minors, even Damien is disgusted
Damien: What...the...f***.
Youtube-Sama: If I ever caught you saying that kind of story of yours again. I'll force BC01 to get rid of filthy lines
Deadpool: But, I was talking to BC01 about SQUiNK's videos and that one video of his called "Gromit Causes an Industrial Accident" and it made me remind of my experience at-
Daitomodachi: Dude, there are potentially minors reading this fanfic and that story of yours pissed off Youtube-Sama. How about just to stick with the jokes, right?
Deadpool: Fine. Hey BC01, about that video I mention as my favorite had a million views and the audience can be tipsy sometimes.
BC01: I really can tell that. Anyways, I'll leave you alone for now.
BC01 left
The contestants, assitants and even Damien were disgusted by his words from his dirty story
Deadpool: *turns back to his contestant-mates* Sorry about that, I was distracted with the creator and talking about this particular youtuber that makes parody videos.
Diona: I...I...I...I-
Daffy: What's really matter with you?!
Daddy: I may like that kind of sh**, but do you really need to say it out loud in front of us? You made some of them looked embarrassed
Dedede: I have thoughts about hot chicks, but I do end up meeting up with an actually baby chick
Demoman: I think you should have said that off-screen. Nobody wants to hear that story like that.
Doppio: I feel like that I'm scarred for life
Diavolo: I thought experiencing multiple deaths was that bad
David (CC): The lucky part that D-Bot is still on update process
Deadpool: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................What's the next challenge?
DarkDelta: You're next challenge is to find all seven dragonballs which is scattered all around the Diablo desert and bring it to us. First team whoever to do so, wins an immunity an another member onto their team. The second will be safe from elimination and the last one will be up for elimination. Before you start, I suggest to bring water bottles with you. You'll needed for hydration to survive the desert.
Daitomodachi: That's what it said. Anyways, on your mark, get set
Daki: GO! (then it bangs a shot onto the sky)
Current Teams
Dazzling Dimes: Daffy - Daniel J' D'Arby - David (CC) - Deimos - Donkey Kong - Daiya - Dedede
Dancing Dandelions: Daisy - Daniel - Diavolo - Diluc - Doppio
Dreaded Dragoons: Daddy - Deadpool - Demoman - Dezmond - Dio - Diona - Dori - Donald
The contestants rushed to grap every water bottle was on the table that can hold for their inventory
Deimos: Load'em up and loot'em up
Donkey Kong: This will come in handy
Deadpool: Refreshments, here I come!
Demoman: It may not be booze, but ok.
Donald: I really needed in case of when I get thristy
Daisy: It's really needed for hydration
Daffy: We're just depart away now
Dori: Ok then
P.O.V - Dazzling Dimes: Daffy - Daniel J' D'Arby - David (CC) - Deimos - Donkey Kong - Daiya - Dedede
Dedede: So, what challenges did you do while I departed? I already know the challenges that I missed except for the previous one, what was that called?
Deimos: We played Dungeons and Dragons, DnD for short and we become fictional characters in a board game while we're on the journey to defeat a black dragon.
Dedede: That's so cool! It's a shame I didn't compete that challenge, but this one should feel like an adventure.
Daiya: Well, the adjective for this challenge is to find all seven dragonballs and return to the host who is currently in deep sleep with a software system update going.
Dedede: I can see that, but how can we find those dragon balls and what do they look like?
Donkey Kong: I don't know where they are, there orange orb balls with one or more red stars on it. I heard that if you collect all seven dragonballs, it will summon an eternal dragon named Shenron and it will grant you one wish. No wishing for more wishes of course.
Dedede: That sounds amazing! Let's go find those dragonballs!
Daniel J. D'Arby: Normally the dragon balls are scattered across different region areas, in this challenge, I believe D-Bot has planned this to hide in a specific biome
Deimos: How well did hid them?
Daniel J. D'Arby: I belive they hid in long distances from eachother
Daffy: That sounds like a long time to able to find em all if you asked me
David (CC): Don't think that way, I'm sure this scavenging hunt will be a fun one
Deimos: That would be more fun if we find some enemies, but this place looks stranded.
Daisy: If we can find them all in short amount of time by luck, I'm sure we can beat the other teams
Dedede: Oh yeah, that will do. Hey D'Arby, can you tell us the exact- (slips and falls over a rock look-alike) oof! What was that for?!
Daniel J. D'Arby: Let me check on the obstacle that you slipped on (grabs an object and it reveals a dragonball with three stars) As I expected, that dragon ball was buried under the sand while it was on the ground
Daffy: I'm starting to believe your luck will lead us to victory
Dedede: I had no idea that I walked and slipped onto a dragonball.
Donkey Kong: There's six left, I suggest to keep exploring until we find all of them
P.O.V - Dancing Dandelions: Daisy - Daniel - Diavolo - Diluc - Doppio
Doppio: This is sort of a scavenger hunt, right?
Diavolo: Seems like it, our team has only five members left
Diluc: Including the one who caused an amount of ruckus since Deadpool joined? I believe one of us should keep on eye on him all times
Doppio: I'm starting to think Daniel is a vile person for get rid of innocent people who hasn't done anything wrong
Daisy: Wait, didn't Daniel receive a reality check from DarkDelta?
Daniel: Ok, ok, ok. I'll stop with the antics since you all wanted to play fair game
Diluc: I'm not quite sure about that, there's more into this
Daniel: Working with son of the satan? I gave it a little break for that time.
Diavolo: Team, I decided to that we should split into two groups. Daisy, Diluc and Doppio will stick in one group and the other is Daniel and myself. I'll keep my eye on him
Daniel: A group of two people is fun.
Daisy: Sounds good to me.
Doppio: Are you sure you're doing fine without me, Boss?
Diavolo: Don't worry about Doppio, I'll be fine with him
Diluc: Alright, we're going to depart. Make sure Daniel doesn't do something that makes us lose over his tricks under his sleeve
Diavolo: Sure, I'll take my note on that one.
Diluc: Good, let's find those dragon balls
The two groups of Dancing Dandelions depart now.
P.O.V Daisy - Diluc - Doppio
Doppio: So, does anyone guess where the dragonballs are?
Diluc: My guess is that they are hidden either in a place that is so hidden that reminds me of those chests that are hidden in camouflage areas from Tevyat or someone has one of them while it wants to trade something valuable.
Daisy: It really reminds me of wonder flowers, lucky I have a couple drill mushrooms and a sonar badge on
Doppio: Wait, you have a sonar badge? What's that?
Daisy: A sonar badge allows me to detect any items nearby, like 10-flower coins and wonder flowers that I just mentioned before
Diluc: Then what about the drill mushrooms?
Daisy: They are power-ups that allow us to turn into drill form and let them drill into both the ground and ceiling to avoid enemies and reach hidden areas. It's also great for protection against falling enemies and objects
Diluc: Well then, let's take those power-ups then. Your sonar badge could be useful in a contest like this.
They swallow drill mushrooms and they turn into drill forms. Then they dig into the underground in different directions until one of them has found one of them
Daisy: Found one!
Doppio: Mine as well
Diluc: Same result
Then they dug out way back to the surface
Diluc: Let's see the dragonballs
They took out the dragonballs including the ones with one, two and four red stars
Doppio: Wow, we found three out of seven
Diluc: This must be a jackpot area that we're stepping on
Daisy: This hunt is going to be so easy that we can win this in no time.
Meanwhile
P.O.V Daniel - Diavolo
Daniel: We're doing great in exploration in the desert in a different world
Diavolo: Daniel, I needed to talk to you something
Daniel: What is it then?
Diavolo: I assuming that you came here for domination, right?
Daniel: I came here for the deeds of my idol lord, Xemüg.
Diavolo: Who's Xemüg?
Daniel: He's a founder and leader of my cult
Diavolo: And what's with that child that you work for him?
Daniel: He wanted me to help his revenge for those who wronged him
Diavolo: Most of the veterans know that child has caused destruction in a set area just because he was annoyed in one day. I may be a villain, but if you follow the path where I used to take, you're going to end up in a horrible imaginable way.
Daniel: What am I going to do in Hell? That place sounds like heaven to me.
Diavolo: *sigh* If you able to redeem yourself, you would been a different person by now
Daniel: Hold on Diavolo, I think I found something (points at a dragonball with six stars on the dinosaur nest)
Diavolo: Are those dinosaur eggs? It also has a dragon ball as well. It's better to grab it now;
Daniel goes to grab a dragon ball while he pulls out a detector device that has a map feature on the screen while it shows the next location of the dragonball is. As it grabs the dragonball, he puts the detector device back to his pocket
Diavolo: Did you grab it?
Daniel: Yeah, I had to take off nest parts off
Diavolo: Alright, I hope the others do the great job as the others.
P.O.V - Dreaded Dragoons: Daddy - Deadpool - Demoman - Dezmond - Dio - Diona - Dori - Donald
Donald: Hey Dori, can you make a map in this desert
Dori: I'll get it a shot
Dori tries his best to replicate a map of Diablo desert with a stick drawn on sand and ends up being accurate
Dezmond: Did you just draw a map on the sand? That's going to be useful, but how are you going to get back to the original spot?
Dori: We can trace the line until we reach the destination, then we'll repeat until we found all required objectives.
Donald: Trace the line? What if the one of the other teams finds our track?
Deadpool: Oooh, what about we draw random shapes or dig some tiny holes
Dezmond: The first one is going to be wiped out by the wind or disappear and the second one is going to fill it up with the wind. It's for the best not to leave marks and try to remember the steps that we took.
Diona: Ok, We better not get lost in the middle of the desert
Demoman: (takes a sip from his water bottle) Man, I wish there was a way to find those balls
Then they see eight dromedaries in front of them
Daddy: Ah, camels. That's what we need now
Dori: These camels called dromedaries. The dromedary camel, also known as the Arabian camel, is a desert-dwelling mammal found in the arid regions of the Middle East and North Africa. It is well-adapted to desert life, with its ability to withstand extreme temperatures and survive for long periods without water.
Dio: Looks like we found our closest thing to a vehicle, let's ride those sole humped hoofed animals!
They start to ride on dromedaries and they are on their way to find their dragonballs.
Meanwhile at the return point area
Daki: Dai, how much percentage is left?
Daitomodachi: He's at 45% until it's complet.
DarkDelta: While the contestants are searching for the dragonballs. How about a conversion to keep ourselves in the mood
Daki: Oooh, are we going to share our stories?
Daitomodachi: Sure, this will keep me from getting bored
DarkDelta: So, what did you do in the last month?
Daitomodachi: In the last month? We had a situation where D-Bot got into a new "development interest" on Twitch.
DarkDelta: What did he do?
Daitomodachi: He does live streams where he enjoys himself on the pool with-
Daki: DUCKS! And some of them had ducklings, they are cute!
Daitomodachi: Some women joined in the pool while they thought it was a hot tub
DarkDelta: That sounded strange for his intentions on that popular streaming platform
Daitomodachi: And I thought he was doing a livestream on a chinese streaming platform called Douyu which no one has heard of before, Discord would be hugely better than that.
Daki: Wait, I remembered that time when our Discord DMs got leaked into the internet including Kaky's crimes in Tennessee!
DarkDelta: What kind of crimes did he commit in Tennessee?
Daitomodachi: Have a look (he shows a clipboard with a list of Kakyoin's crimes did in Tennessee to DarkDelta)
DarkDelta: Oh, at least it isn't A.A.I based. But still, how did he managed to avoid the law enforcement?
Daitomodachi: I have no I idea
DarkDelta: Anything else?
Daitomodachi: There's also an uncannon episode of KWC where we had Rita Loud from The Loud House as the guest and you probably know his love for milfs
Daki: Here's the clip of this episode
The clip appears where Rita sits on the couch in front of Kakyoin
Kakyoin: Tell me! How is this possible to give birth to eleven children?! I needed to know!
Rita: Well, let's say I was stronger than my husband
Daki: Are you sure that it's going to work?
Daitomodachi: You know this one it's going to be about a payback for what did she did on April Fools day
The clip ended and returns to normal
DarkDelta: I see
Daki: Also, Dai got possessed by Demon Bulma for two years and Frieren freed him while chasing her down with a shotgun
4 hours later
Current progress on teams: Dazzling Dimes: 5 (1, 2, 3, 5, 7), Dancing Dandelions: 6 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6), Dreaded Dragoons: 5 (2, 3, 4, 6, 7)
P.O.V Dazzling Dimes: Daffy - Daniel J D'Arby - David (CC) - Deimos - Donkey Kong - Daiya - Dedede
Daffy: D'Arby: I didn't think that would take that long!
Daniel J D'Arby: Stay patience everyone , we'll getting there
Dedede: I'm so tired after walking for hours
Daiya: Mind helping you carry with my hand?
Dedede: No thanks, I'm good. Then how are we going to find the rest of dragonballs now?
Deimos: Hey fellas, there's one at the hill
David (CC): That one? That's called dune. Does anyone really to climb on a dune?
Donkey Kong: I think I have enough strength, I'll give it a shot.
Donkey Kong climbs up the dune like a mountain until made it to the top
Donkey Kong: (picks up a dragonball with six stars) I got one!
Daffy: Great! We only need one more
Deimos: Fellas? We've got company! (starts to pull up his assault rifle)
Damien's army of demons arrived in front of them
Demon army: We have come by the orders from the prince of Darkness to exterminate your lives!
David (CC): Oh no! This can't be good, what will we do?!
Deimos: I say that we give them a Uno reverse card on them. Let's beat their asses
Dedede: Alright, let's whack those grunts of his
Deimos, Dedede and Donkey Kong start to attack Damien's army, but there's loads of them
Dedede: There are too many of them! Do you have any ideas?
Daniel J D'Arby: Hmm... (he starts to wisper to Daiya)
Daiya: Got it. Caaaaalifoooooorniaaaaa!
Daiya summons her stand, California King Bed and uses the stand ability on a general of Damien's army. Then a chess piece with an blue ord on the center with an image of an order appears on her hand
Damien's devil general: What in the...what's the target?
Daniel J D'Arby: I believe there's no target
Damien's devil general: Oh, The prince of Darkness must have something else on his plans, we'll just leave. Troops, retreat!
Damien's devil army: *groans*
Damien's devil army left and someone familiar appears
Char: Hello
Dedede: Is that Char the demon? What are you doing here?
Char: I just came here to see if your intrest looking for that ball
Daffy: That's what we need! (takes a dragon ball with four stars on it)
Char: You wanted to make a wish from Shenron?
David (CC): We would like to make one, but we need to go back at D-Bot
Char: I have a map if you need directions
Daffy: Oh yeah, we need it that one too
Char: This one has marked directions
Dedede: That's very usefull of you, Char.
P.O.V Dancing Dandelions: Daisy - Daniel - Diavolo - Diluc - Doppio
Daniel and Diavolo are looking for the last dragonball
Daniel: I must say that we heading close for the last one
Diavolo: Do you have any guesses as to where the final dragon ball might be?
Then they say a pack of deathstalker scorpions
Diavolo: Are those scorpions?
Daniel: These aren't just ordinary scorpions, they are deathstalkers
Diavolo: We better avoid them, we don't want to get stinged, do we?
Then out of nowhere, Diavolo was knocked out unconscious with a dining chair by Damien and lands on a group of deathstalkers while getting stinged
Damien: It's been more than four hours since that hunt started and you must be searching for that last dragonball, lucky for you. I have one right here (he shows a dragonball with seven stars on it in his hands). The rest of your teammates already got four of them and you got two on your hands, which means your team got all of the dragonballs. I suggest carrying Diavolo and getting the rest of your teammates. DTLP-39 and PTLD-93 already had their task in progress
Damien: That's great to know, I'll able to dodge an elimination this time
Damien left, Damien carries Diavolo's unconscious body and meet with the rest of his teammates which took 30 minutes to reach
Damien: We got all the dragonballs
Diluc: Are you sure? Daisy, Doppio and myself only got four of them. How many did you get?
Damien: Three
Daisy: That means we got all of them!
Doppio: Wait, why are you carrying Boss? Has something happened?
Daniel: He just fall asleep due to exhaustion
Diluc: Hmm. Something fishy happended, but we have reach to return point
Daisy: Right, let's go!
Meanwhile in Daniel's shrine
Dee Dee: Wow, this must be the place where Daniel talks to the mean ol' antichrist!
Ami: Yeah, are you sure about this?
Angela: Trust me! It's gonna be fun!
Ami: I'm sure Daniel will probably be pissed off about this.
Angela: No he won't! The Diet Coke is not going to make a mess. It's going to just go back in the bottle, like gravity. We'll do it real quick and then we'll leave.
Dee Dee: Whatever. Hopefully you didn't learn from that platypus again.
Angela: Do not talk shoot about Poopy the Platypus! It's going to be fine!
Ami: Okay then.
The AADDs open up the Diet Coke and they put the Mentos in and...
AADDs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Dee Dee: OH MY GOSH, NO!
Ami: AAH! OH NO!
Angela: OH NO! AAH! WHAT A MESS!
Dee Dee: You said it won't make a mess!
Angela: My bad!
Ami: What happens when Daniel sees this?!
Angela: I don't know.
Dee Dee: LET'S CLEAN IT UP!
The AADDs clean up the mess
Dee Dee: Dude, you're too slow!
Ami: I'm trying! Give me some time!
Angela: Oh my gosh, I thought it wouldn't make a mess!
Ami: Wait, I think I hear a car pulling in!
Angela: Oh no! We better run off before someone sees this!
The AADDs run away from the dining room and they all go back to where they are supposed to be
P.O.V Dreaded Dragoons: Daddy - Deadpool - Demoman - Dezmond - Dio - Diona - Dori - Donald
They taking a break under a grotto
Donald: It's been four hours and we only got five
Diona: I know right, we looked every bit that we can find
Demoman: And we ran out of water
Deadpool: I know everyone is stressed that we're unable to find the remaining two. I'm sure one of them is at that location, we can do that after regain some energy
Dio: This challenge bored me, there's no one in our way that we can fight against? What's your remaining suggestion, Dori?
Dori: Maybe if we encounter some bystanders, we can ask the questions about the dragonballs
Deadpool: Are we going to have a chat with NPCs? If we really do, then I'll ask them a set of questions besides the dragonballs. We are basically doing Goku's quest.
Daddy: Are you going to do about it?
Deadpool: Uhhhhh....how about we talk something else
Diona: Like what?
Deadpool: About us, just to get to know more about each other before we continue the Dragon Ball themed scavenger hunt. Who wants to talk first?
Donald: I'll go first. Most people know me since my debut on June ninth, 1934 along with my friend Peter Pig. I had a middle name, Fauntleroy, I have a sister named Della Duck, I once took over the Arcade Park which you probably know about that one, I received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 2004 and I'm colorblind
Deadpool: Those facts you said came from your classic days. Get this, Donald used to be a soldier in World War II
Dezmond: I didn't know you participated into that war
Demoman: (his eyes are wide open) He kidding, right?
Donald: I was drafted for sure. After a couple of years of training and being placed on a mission, I managed to "wash out" the enemy air base with a "water balloon boat". I was called the Commando Duck at the time. Also, I once had a nightmare that I ended up becoming a Nazi and had to do a bunch of forced labor.
Deadpool: Like the title. Who's next?
Diona: My turn! You probably know me as a bartender of the Cat's Tail by now and some of you are wondering about my ears and my taiL.
Donald: What's so special about it?
Diona: These aren't props, they're a part of my body. Proof of my Kätzlein bloodline.
Dori: Your full name must be Diona Kätzlein
Diona: That's right
Demoman: What about hating drunkards?
Diona: You wanted to know why I hate the wine industry in Mondstadt? It's because of my dad's alcohol problem. I always wished for the man that I desire. I want to destroy the wine industry by making disgusting cocktail drinks, but every time I try to make a disgusting drink, people especially in their middle age find it delicious. No matter how I try, they still love it.
Dio: Is this what you're trying to achieve?
Diona: I used noxious disgust ingredients to make them feel sick but-
Dori: To her case, her long-forgotten childhood friend, the Spring Fairy, blessed her with a magic touch that makes all of her drinks delicious while she was unaware of it
Diona: She did what?!
Dezmond: As a bartender, are you supposed to be checking age requirements, knowinging their type of pairing and tastes, doing traditional and classy style variants of drinks, process payments and manage the stock supplies and cleaning?
Diona: Well, I think my boss, Margret, taught me something about that stuff. That would be much if I said in full details.
Deadpool: My turn. Like D-Bot said about myself, I was known for his tendency to joke incessantly and break the fourth wall for humorous effect. I'm also merc with a mouth. I've got quick reflexes, and am a mass fan of multimedia franchises.
Donald: A merc with a mouth? Why did they call you like that?
Deadpool: It was included in my origin comics and movies. Speaking of movies, after we're done with this challenge, how about watching my movies, if you want to know more about me.
Diona: I don't really want to watch a movie where you cuss and violent moments
Deadpool: Ok, anyone else?
Daddy: I'll be fine with watch your movie, my family has watched already
Dezmond: Watching your movie would be fun
Dori: Sumeru isn't known for modern technology. If you wanted me to watch a Marvel movie, I'm fine with that.
Demoman: Ok, I'm in
Donald: I know Disney owns Marvel, I prefer comedy
Dio: Wanting to see your actions and your story about yourself? I would like you test your abilities and skills on myself
Deadpool: Sounds like fun, wanted me to use my skills on you? You're a stand user with a stand that can stop time and I've got healing factor ability. But I'll do that later. Anyone else? I'm starving for chimichangas
Daddy: I'll take a turn. I'm an ex-rockstar, so do you have any curiosities to know about me?
Demoman: What instruments did you play in your rockstar career?
Daddy: I'm only a vocalist.
Demoman: Do you drink though?
Daddy: I don't drink whatsoever
Demoman: What about that moment before our the drag show performance, you drank something along with our teammates
Daddy: I'm not including that moment, that moment where I got flown to the ceiling by explosive sh**fest, I don't feel pain at all.
Dezmond: You don't?
Daddy: Yeah, you can try kick in the balls
Deadpool: I would love to, I have something else to say about you. What do you think of erect remixes in the current update of Friday Night Funkin'? I'm not forgetting about "Week 8"
Daddy: There are just great remixes. Anything else about me?
Deadpool: What do you think of WeekEnd 1?
Daddy: From what I saw on that update, it's funky.
Deadpool: About Pico?
Daddy: He's a contract killer I hired after that Boyfriend humiliated me during rap battles and for dating my daughter. I'm so pissed that he betrayed me.
Dio: That feeling of yours reminded me of my hatred towards Joestars.
Dezmond: My turn I guess. Again, I was a member of Holostars English in Holotempus, but I graduated alongside my genmate Vesper. Him and I wasn't able to do our graduation streams which is very sad and depressing time, I wasn't able to say goodbye to my genmates at all
Dori: I'm sorry to hear that, I'm pretty sure you can meet one of them.
Dezmond: Thanks, I would be happy to see Axel and Altare again
Diona: Dezmond, I was wondering what you did during your career as a VTuber?
Dezmond: I pretty much did collaborations with my genmates and some Hololive English members, I have a song of my own called "Copium".
Demoman: Sounds nice for hanging about with your homies and-
Then a sound of ki blast can be heard and the four mysterious figures arrived while floating
Diona: Huh?! What was that
Dabura: Hello there, you must be the Dreaded Dragoons that I heard about.
Donald: Who are they?
Deadpool: These four are Dabura, who is a right-hand man of Babidi, Daiz, a mercenary hired by Tullece, Dore, one of the members of Cooler's Armored Squadron under the Cooler Force and Dodoria, one of the members of the Frieza Force.
Daiz: That's right, we're here to end you!
Dore: We heard that you have some dragonballs
Dodoria: And we're going to take it!
Dabura: Surrender the dragon balls or taste our wrath of fury!
Dezmond: Guys, get ready to fight!
Dio: Oh really? Do they think they have changed against us? Let's show them who's the bigger deal!
Dodoria: I'll go first, let's see how strong you are!
Donald: Dio, use your stand, the World on that guy!
Demoman: Time to get bloody! (pulls out his grenade launcher and launches one of the grenades at Dodoria)
Dodoria: Huh?! (dodge the grenade while it explodes)
Demoman: What the hell? (then gets kicked at his abdomen and flies off)
Diona: What are those guys?!
Dodoria: Ha! This guy has no match against me!
Dezmond: Demoman! Are you alright?
Demoman: What in the bloody hell was that?
Dezmond: Christ! We're facing of Dragon Ball villains
Deadpool: We gotta fight them like what saiyans did!
Dodoria: Want more from me? *laughs* (then get punched by Dio's stand, The World) What was that?! That's it! (tries to throw a punch at Dio, but it missed)
Dio: You have to be faster, my stand is more powerful than any other, even without tremendous power and speed, it doesn't out class your pitfull abilities
Dodoria: Oh yeah? That this! (he launches his ki blasts at Dio, but it misses as well)
Dabura: He's dodging, you fool!
Dodoria: Hey! Are you messing with me?! Then take this (starts to blast laser out of his mouth and Dio dodges it)
Dio: Still trying?
Dodoria: Grrrrr!!!! (launches multiple ki blasts, but still misses. Then gets an uppercut by The World)
Dio: What an amateur, why do you still persist like this? It doesn't matter, get ready to dodge this!
The World: (throws punches at Dodoria) MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! MUDA!!!
Dodoria: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (then he gets launched at the rock while on his back) Guuuhhhh........... (then he fainted)
Diona: Oh yeah! You managed to knock out the dragonfruit alien!
Dabura: Hmmm.......impressive strength for that vampire. Let's see how strong are the others
Donald: Oh yeah, come and get me! You menacing aliens!
Daiz: You want to test out my powers, little duck? Then taste this! (he then launches his punches and kicks at Donald while he gets knocked out easily)
Donald: Oh...phooey (then he fainted)
Daiz: Who's next?
Diona: He's knocked out! Who's going to fight him?!
Deadpool: Let me try to fight this villain saiyan.
Dio: You're joining in this combat? I would like to see your abilities and skills then
Daiz: What's this, another one of the members is coming to challenge me?
Deadpool: We maybe both mercenaries, get ready to fight
Daiz: Ok then, show me what you got!
Deadpool: (pulls out his two guns and shoots bullets at him, but he dodges it) Huh?
Daiz: Do you think those bullets do something to me? Too easy!
Deadpool: Oh yeah, (pulls out his katana swords) get ready to be turned into human sushi
Daiz: Try this! (he launches meteor ball at him and he misses)
Deadpool: A meteor blast? Sounds like it could blown up into bits of dust
Daiz: What do you think of my next attack? (he starts to launch multiple ki blasts at Deadpool, but he misses somehow)
Deadpool: Hiya! (jumps on Daiz, then he stabs him with his katana sword and kick into his groin, then he made him fell off onto the ground)
Daiz: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE!!!!!!!!!! YOU STABBED MY GUT!!!! YOU COCKY BASTARD!!!!!!- (then gets force punched by Daddy Dearest on his head) DOH! (then he faints)
Deadpool: (pulls out the katana sword from Daiz) Goku could have done it way more easier than us.
Dabura: You know about Goku, huh? Dore, you're next
Dore: I'll turn you into scraps of flesh
Diona: Now, it's my turn to defeat this guy
Dori: Diona, are you sure you want to fight that enemy? You and I aren't strong enough to defeat him, even with our elemental visions, it isn't enough power to defeat him
Deadpool: Ooh, take a look at this green muscular goblin, I bet I can take down that guy as well
Dore: You want to test me? Fine then, dodge this! (he uses thruster kick on Deadpool)
Deadpool: Ouch! You won't kill me this easily, big guy!
Dore: How about another one? (he uses another thruster kick on Deadpool)
Deadpool: Oh!
Dore: Another one? (he uses another thruster kick on Deadpool)
Deadpool: Oooh!
Dore: That one? (he uses another thruster kick on Deadpool)
Deadpool: Ooooooh!
Dore: And that one? (he uses another thruster kick on Deadpool)
Deadpool: Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!! Could you do more on my-
Dore: This is what you wanted, red mouth? (then he gets impaled by a cryo arrow on his head from Diona) Huh?
Diona: Take that, you big meanie!
Dore: That doesn't do nothing on me (then he gets stabbed by Deadpool's katana sword) Guh, you came up with a distraction to buy up more time on your trick, but I won't be fooled twice (then he punches Deadpool on his face)
Deadpool: Ouchie!
Dore: Now, with you two (looks at Diona and Dori) Now, I'm going to pick on those Teyvatians
Diona: Uh oh!
Dori: This can't be good
Dore: Here I come! (he was about to use a thruster kick on Diona and Dori, but it was blocked by Dezmond's glove cloak arms on his legs) Let it go!
Dezmond: Nope
Diona: That was a close one, thanks Dezmond
Dezmond: No problem
Dore: Have you forgotten something? (he was charging his ki blast on his right hand) Watch thi- (then he gets injected by Dezmond's syringe filled with paralysis concoction by Deadpool) Huh? (then he fell down to the ground) I can't move, what's going on?!
Deadpool: I figured Dezmond was an alchemist
Dezmond: Deadpool, where did you get my syringe?
Deadpool: I grabbed one of the items in your inventory
Dori: That's going to be useful
Dore: Are you going to stand here and let me struggle in the paralysis effect?! (then gets force punched by Daddy Dearest on his head) GAAAHHH!
Daddy: Another one bites the dust
Deadpool: Nice reference, Mr Dearest. (he shows with his thumbs up)
Dabura: It seems I'm the only one remaining. I know all of your abilities especially with Dio
Dio: You know about my stand, The World?
Dabura: One particular being told me the details about you.
Dio: Oh, who could that be?
Dabura: That person gave us a good deal. If I manage to defeat all of you, we'll get large amount of zenīs
Deadpool: I think that guy who brought those guys put us as targets. I bet Dabura will be beaten
Dabura: We'll see you about that. Now, let's begin (he starts to charge his evil impulse and launches at Deadpool)
Deadpool: That's new (he also got hit and dodges it in the process
Daddy: How about my rounds of knuckle sandwiches?
Dabura: I like to see you try
They both start to throw punches at each other for 5 minutes
Dabura: Not bad, it could still use more strength
Daddy: I could use you as a sparring partner
Dabura: Let's continue, shall we? (starts to use ki blasts, but he dodges it)
Deadpool: Hey Dabura, look at the sky!
Dabura: Huh? (then he notices Deadpool's katana sword was about to aim at him while flying, but he dodges it) Nice try (then he shot out his spit)
Dori: Deadpool, what out for his spit!
Deadpool: (dodges the spit) Thanks Dori, that spit of his can turn anyone into stone
Dabura: Time for my next attack, get ready for- (gets a couple of punches by The World in uppercut style) What?!
Deadpool: Hey, look at me! (he takes off his mask and reveals his freaky face)
Dabura: What in the name of Satan is that?! (then gets punched by another rounds from The World) This is starting to get annoying
Dio: Your powers are no match against me. Try one of the attacks on my body
Dabura: If you insist (he starts to blast his evil flame on Dio, but...)
Dio: BEHOLD, THE WORLD!
The time has stopped
Dio: Try to resist this (The World gets behind of Dabura and throws punches all over his body while he gets out of the way of the range from Dabura's evil flame attack)
The World: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! MUDA!!
Dio: Time resumes
The time has resumed after five seconds.
Dabura: GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!! *groans in pain* So, this is how we are going to play it. Come at me and face me!
Dio: Want more of these? (The World throws punches at Dabura, but he dodges it)
Dabura: Nice try, I may not be a stand user, I'll make sure to turn you into dust by broad daylight.
Dori: Dio, he has telepathy power! Try come up with his weakness or more distractions
Dabura: Let's continue the fight
30 minutes later
Most of Dreaded Dragoons are knocked out except Dio, Daddy and Deadpool
Dabura: I'm impressed, this is going to be a long fight. I'm not even tired from all the attacks that you pulled on me
Deadpool: Damn...he's...that...strong!
Daddy: I'm still fine, I must say that guy is very goddamn powerful
Dio: I'm surprised that you dodged my stand, The World's punches. Even
Dabura: Do you really think all of you it takes to defeat the King of the Demon Realm?
Deadpool: Maybe...we...should...call...the- (then he fainted)
Dabura: *laughs evilly* Soon, you're joining with your allies.
Dio: BEHOLD, THE WORLD!!
Time stops
Dio: Dabura, you are starting to remind me of Jotaro Kujo. Again, let's see who's the bigger deal?
The World starts to throw rounds of punches harder than ever before
The World: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! MUDA!!!!
Dio: Time resumes
The time has resumed after 5 seconds, then Dabura was forded blasted into the ground with high force
Dabura: What...is...going...on?! Why...I'm...not...able...to...dodge...the...time...stop?!
Dio: Looks like you have been defeated
Dabura: This...can't...be...happening!!
Daddy: Any last words?
Dabura: I...can't...be...defeated...by...non...saiyans! (Then gets force punched by Daddy Dearest, it was harder than ever before) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Daddy: That's what you get for disrupting our conversation
Dabura: You.....wanted....the...dragonball....right?
Dio: Is this true?
Dabura: I...swore...it...was...in...the.... (then he fainted)
Daddy: That guy must have at least one of the dragonballs
Dio: Perhaps, this is what it hid in their pockets (he show a dragonball with five stars on it)
Daddy: That's great. Then how are we going to find the last one?
Dio: Is there a possibility that another dragonball was hidden in on of the pockets
Deadpool: I have the last dragonball!
Daddy: Deadpool? I thought you got fainted
Deadpool: Dabura thought I ran out healing factor and I faked my fainting
Dio: You tricked him then
Deadpool: You can say that again. Now, how's going to carry the rest of our teammates?
Meanwhile at DTLP-39 and PTLD-93 who they are looking at Dreaded Dragoons with binoculars
DTLP-39: WoW, ThEy ReAlLy mUsT haVE TAkeN aLL of TheM OuT!
PTLD-93: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!! HOW THEY MANAGED TO DEFEAT THEM LIKE THIS?!
DTLP-39: ThEy MuSt bE ReaLLY StrONG!
PTLP-93: I'M GUESSING NOW ALL TEAMS HAS ALL DRAGONBALLS. *sigh* LET'S REPORT TO DAMIEN WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM.
1 hour and a half later
Daki: Wow, they really took a really long time to get those dragon balls. So, how's the process on D-Bot?
Daitomodachi: He's at 95%
DarkDelta: That's great news. He should be completed in couple of minutes
Daki: I wonder who's the first team to reach back with all dragonballs
Then they see Dancing Dandelions coming in the distance and they are running until they reached to the destination
Daitomodachi: Dancing Dandelions, you reached in first place, you win a team member from losing team
Daki: And what happened to Diavolo?
Doppio: He got-
Daniel: He got exhausted from all walking
Daitomodachi: But, I gotta make sure you got all dragonballs
Daisy: Alright, here they are! (they showed all seven dragonballs)
Daitomodachi: Yes, that's all dragonballs.
Diluc: I suppose our team has finally won.
Daki: But who's the next team to reach?
Then they saw Dazzling Dimes walking with a map and reach to returning point
Daniel J D'Arby: And we're back
Daffy: Sweet, we really must thank Char the Demon for helping us, so what placement did we reach?
Daitomodachi: Second place. Can you show us your dragon balls?
Donkey Kong: Here they are! (they show all seven dragonballs)
Daitomodachi: Great.
Deimos: Damn, that team went fast
Daniel: We just arrived a minute or two
David (CC): Oh no, he dodged the elimination
Donkey Kong: Don't worry David, let's hope his team loses for the second time.
Dedede: At least we're aren't up for elimination this time, but seven members is enough
Daiya: That means the Dread Dragoons are up for elimination.
Daffy: What did they do? Did they get captured by desert bandits? Did they drown in a quicksand? Were they bitten by venomous scorpions?
Until they saw Dio carrying Diona, Dori and Demoman, Daddy carrying Dezmond and Deadpool carrying Donald while reaching the return point
Daitomodachi: Sorry to say this Dreaded Dragoons, you're team is up for elimination
Deadpool: Wait, they're already here? But we fought four Dragon Ball villains though
Daiya: Wait, you fought those villains, even though there aren't any saiyans on this team?!
Dio: Those fools have no match against me and Mr Dearest
Deadpool: I took down two of them
Deimos: Damn, you went badass against these guys
Daddy: I also cracked their skulls. Anyways, some of them needed medical attention
Deadpool: It was still worth it. We finally defeated our enemies this season.
Daitomodachi: You guys must went through dodging ki blasts and beat their asses
DarkDelta: Do you need assistance and the contestants who got injured?
Daitomodachi: Sure, just take them
Then DTLP-39 arrives
DTLP-39: I'm BaCK!
Daitomodachi: Where have you been, DTLP-39?
DTLP-39: I WaS cHeCkInG ThE CoNdItIoNs oN ThE CoNtEsTaNtS AnD ThAt tEaM ReAlLy hAd a fIgHt oN ThE AmBuShErS
DarkDelta: That confirms the Dreaded Dragons have fought the four Dragon Ball villains
Daki: That was so cool to fought of those villains
Daddy: Then how's the update progress on D-Bot?
DarkDelta: He's currently at 98%. Just one or two minutes and should be waking up from completing the update
Then somehow, D-Bot reached 100% and his speakers said "*UPDATE COMPLETE*". Then he wakes up
D-Bot: It's great to be fresh after an update on my software system. So Daitomodachi, can you recap what happened while I was in the process?
Daitomodachi: Sure thing
One Daitomodachi's recap later
D-Bot: Oh, thanks for telling me. Anyways, The Dreaded Dragoons are up for elimination for the first time and it ends the Dragon Ball themed episode. Who do you think will be eliminated in the next episode? Find out in the next episode of A.C.E and bye for now. Also, sorry it's been a while again. I don't know what BC01 was doing, since he was unresponsive at this time. But hopefully he goes back to being a fast pace again too!
Later at night
Damien, Daniel, DarkDelta, and PTLD-93 are walking back to Daniel's shrine room
Damien: I must say that congrats on completing the tasks, even though they have wiped out my demon army and the four warriors from Dragon Ball dimension
PTLD-93: WHAT'S YOUR NEXT MOVE NOW?
Damien: I'll tell you in the morning. For now, we celebrate a small victory for our work
DTLP-39: YaAaAaAyYyYyY!!
Damien: Quiet down! We can't let anyone hear us
Daniel: If we managed to keep in the first or second, I'll be able to make it into the merge smoothly
DarkDelta: I hope your satisfied your deeds that has done for today
Damien: Just remember, we got plans for tomorrow and I have upcoming plots and surprises for them
They all return to the shrine and they notice the Diet Coke and Mentos mess the AADDs made
Daniel: (gasps) ANGELA, WHAT THE HELL?! WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A MESS IN MY SHRINE?! (cries) AAAAAAAAANNNNNGEEEELLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Donald has once again used his tape recorder to record Daniel, Damien, DarkDelta, and PTLD-93's conversation
Donald: I can't believe Daniel is still in! I seriously thought rigging the votes so he can be out would work, since Courtney did that to Harold! You know what? I have a plan B. Daniel is gonna be flipping out now. (takes out his phone)
AT THE APARTMENT COMPLEX
Albedo: Eleven down, only thirteen more to go. We're almost halfway through and I'm glad those uncomfortable playboy bunny suits are removed now.
Ash Williams: I totally agree. Those aren't normally in my style.
Abbacchio: Me neither. We had to ask Caine to change back to normal clothes.
Bendy: I thought those bunny suits were great.
Badger: So what's everyone's opinion on this episode?
Coiny: Well, first of all, neither of the BFDI characters made it. At least Donut did better than in BFDIA.
Batman: Also, the contestants had to walk through a whole desert. I wonder how much water they were drinking throughout.
Aviva: By the way, did anyone else notice all the camels here had one hump? That's called a dromedary, which is another word that starts with D.
Benny: I didn't notice that.
Bubble: Me noither!
Charlie: So this was also supposed to be a Dragon Ball Z reference.
Cloud: I don't get how.
Caesar: I guess it's because it's a specific kind of desert found in Dragon Ball Z.
Annie Einstein: At least it's not the same desert where Alexander Alligator kicked me into and got me attacked by a spy. Thank goodness (CENSORED BY COLGATE) saved me.
Carrie: That was also the elimination area for eliminated contestants in Season D. And I think it was also the same desert the Season O contestants were in to look for the oasis.
Brian Pasternack: That's the desert from King's Quest V, right?
Carrie: Uh... yeah, I guess.
Chiaki: Oh, I love that game!
Calliope: It also have fighting moments where they fought off against Dodoria, Daiz, Dore and Dabura
Caesar: Dio is really was the strongest here
Brock Samson: That was the most badass episode by far
Arthur: Wait a second, where's Adam, Aladdin, Angelica, Arnold Shortman, Ash Ketchum, and Ashley?
Carrie: Wait a minute, since they are the Avant-Gardes, I think they are still in the film studio! Hold on, guys! I'm coming!
Suddenly, Bill gets a call
Bill: Hello?
Donald: Bill Cipher, is that you?
Bill: Yeah. What do you want?
Donald: I heard you sent a weird and crazy girl named Brittany to your dimension.
Bill: Yeah, why?
Donald: Well, I want you to free this girl.
Bill: What?! Are you crazy! We would flip out again!
Donald: Actually, the plan is, when the next challenge starts, you should take her out of your dimension and then have her go after Daniel, causing him to be humiliated himself!
Bill: I don't know. Not only because she's annoying, but there's also a certain host of Celebrity Manhunt dying to get out.
Donald: Well, try your best. I can't deal with this guy anymore.
Bill: Got it. I'll see what I can do.
Donald: Thanks. Bye! (hangs up)
Baldi: Um, Bill, who was that on the phone?
Bill: Um, my agent.
Albedo: All right, I'm glad this show is back to normal again, and let's wait for the next episode.
Ami runs in
Albedo: Ami, where were you?!
Ami: Nowhere special. Heh, heh!
Chapter 15: The Deep Dark Dive
Notes:
This episode takes place after Episode 7 of C.A.A., which is currently in progress, since Daniel appeared in the previous episode of this, in which he gave one of the teams apricots which put them to sleep.
If you'd like to watch Episode 6 of C.A.A.:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIhkoojRvvY
Chapter Text
At morning after the challenge was done
Doppio was getting us as usual as he starting to get used the conditions in the competition area, then he bumped into Donald
Donald: Woah! Watch your going!
Doppio: Sorry, I was a little stressed out.
Donald: It's alright, accidents happen sometimes. I guess you still thinking about Donut's elimination, huh?
Doppio: Yes, it was nerve racking since I found out he's out in an unfair way.
Donald: I know this feeling, Daniel must be behind this!
Doppio: I know, but Daniel stopped his antics since he received warnings. I don't know should I trust him or not
Donald: Look, that guy is vile for what he has done to me, he's still a huge threat and it's shocking
Doppio: I mean he isn't just sabotaging votes and challenges, he's vile once we learned his background history.
Donald: I found his background history as well thanks to Deadpool. If you want justice for him, all you have to do is to join our group whose sole purpose is to get rid of him.
Doppio: Do you think this will work?
Donald: As long we stick it through, we can get rid of him for sure
Doppio: Ok, I'll see you about that
Donald: You still feel stressed?
Doppio: I just I feel like I don't care winning anymore and I want to avenge him by take out who's responsible
Donald: I feel sorry about your loss, he didn't deserve to be like this. Come here (he decides to hug Doppio), There, there, there. We will avenge him
Doppio: (hugs him back) Thanks, I guess
Donald: This is the least we can do. Come one, let's go to eat some breakfast before the ceremonies start
Doppio and Donald goes to dining area and they the rest of their contestant mates except Daniel are delighted getting attention to Dio, Deadpool and Daddy Dearest
Dedede: Oh hey you two, you came just in time to see this
They see some cheers from their contestant mates about how impressive how they managed to defeat some villains from Dragon Ball
Deimos: Man, I didn't know you were that strong, Mr Dearest
Daffy: I really can imagine that, I'm comparing your strength to Superman or Mr Incredibles
Daisy: Dio is surprisingly strong despite being a vampire that temporarily wore a sunproof ninja suit during sunlight
Donkey Kong: You're starting to use your stand for the good reason
Daddy: Like I said, I don't feel the pain. I'm glad that I was able to participate in combat
Dio: Those ambushers are seemingly worthier than a mechanical dinosaur
Deadpool: I found out that one of the comments in this fanfic applauded the actions for using your stand
Doppio: Hey everyone, what are you doing at this time?
Donkey Kong: It's great to see you getting up, we're just talking about how Mr Dearest, Deadpool and Dio managed to defeat their ambushers
Deimos: It was badass! Mostly for Dio.
Dezmond: We wanted to go to the Dojo, to see compare our combat skills, but without any weapons or magical abilities
Doppio: Like fist fight?
Dezmond: I guess you can say that if you want to. Just an experience to improve fighting capabilities and self-defense
Doppio: That sounds fun, but what about the elimination?
Deadpool: That? It is really shame to we have to went through the process and it will be sad if one of them to see to go
Dori: That's really unfortunate, It is really difficult to choose someone to be out at this time
Demoman: I mean, our team is really good. It gives me a little depressing moment
Doppio: Yeah, I feel like it's erasing one by one
Diona: I know it sucked to be like this, but that's competition where's talking about
Dio: I don't worry about the elimination, from what happened yesterday. They saw my respect that I wanted
Donald: I hopefully I don't get out this time
Deadpool: Hold on, where's Daniel?
At the shrine room
Damien's crew had finished cleaning the mess
PTLD-93: FINALLY! WE FINISHED CLEANING THE MESS!
Damien: Ugh! I forgot to close the door, how can I let this happen?!
Daniel: I figured one of the peanut gallery members' siblings and her friends caused the mess over a clone show from SML. I acted like that chef puppet. If they make a mess for a second time, I'm going after them
Damien: How about slitting their throats, that should end quickly.
PTLD-93: wHaT AbOuT ThE ElImInAtIoN ThOuGh?
Damien: I'll let it pass. Apparently, I heard Donald made a second plan.
Daniel: Oh, he made another plan of his? Tell me about it
Damien: He made a call to Bill Cipher to release one of the prisoners. There are two of them. Brittany who is an interesting character and Blaineley who's a narcissist.
DarkDelta: Those two? I wouldn't let it out if I was Mr Cipher.
Damien: The most likely possibility to release is Brittany. And before you say anything, I have something on my hand (he show a tape where Donald has recorded from last night)
Daniel: Well, well, well, isn't that tape where he recorded our conversation
PTLD-93: WhaT DiD YoU Do WiTh ThAt TaPe?
Damien: I swapped out with her favorite song, I won't say the name of the song and it's from The Lego Movie. If Donald plays that song while he tries to expose Daniel, he'll get stuck with her and be annoyed until the next user plays her favorite song.
DarkDelta: What if that song failed to attract her or played before Brittany's arrival?
Damien: I have a backup plan, I'll reveal it to you once the elimination is over.
Daniel: This one will mess him up
Damien: All of you are dismissed, meet me at outside
DarkDelta: We should get going now
Then they left the Daniel's shrine room
D-Bot: Dancing Dandelions, it's time for prize ceremony and Dreaded Dragoons, it's time for elimination
DarkDelta: I'm ready sir
Diluc: Daniel, where have you been?
Daniel: I have a talk with DarkDelta about something
Diluc: Hmm...I better not be another scheme of yours, is it?
Daniel: It was something else *neck cracks*
Diavolo: Well, the prize ceremony would be quick thanks to DarkDelta
At the prize ceremony
D-Bot: Dancing Dandelion, since you have won the challenge and landed in first place, one of you will win the prize determined by your mind.
Doppio: Oh, it's telepathy.
Diavolo: I can tell who's winning
DarkDelta: The winning competitor in this ceremony is Diluc. As a reward, he gets diving gear and a win-token.
Diluc: I suppose the diving gear might be in use in upcoming contest
Doppio: Do you think this is going to be useful for you? I mean, it used for diving
Daisy: I think you should use it on yourself and it's fitting for you
Diluc: If you insist.
Daniel: Well, that's a quick one
Diavolo: Hey Daniel, do you remember about the Diablo Desert?
Daniel: What is it about?
Diavolo: Do you see anyone who knocked me out during that time?
Daniel: No?
Diavolo: Oh, I must have felt venom after I woke up.
Doppio stares at Daniel while he realized he must done something to him
Diavolo: Doppio, why are you staring at Daniel?
Doppio: Him? He's up to something
Daniel: So, are we going to wait who's at the bottom two and choose the new member for our team?
Diluc: I have no idea who could that be, but let's find out
At the elimination ceremony
Daitomodachi: Dreaded Dragoons, welcome to the elimination. Most of you probably know how it works here
Dio: Can we get this ceremony over with? I'm starting to get bored
DTLP-39: Go tO ThE VoTiNG BoTH!
Demoman: We can hear that, yo.
At the voting booth Daddy, Deadpool, Demoman, Dezmond, Dio, Diona, Donald and Dori write names on sheet of paper and place it onto ballet box
Daitomodachi: Now you're done with voting, does anyone want to use the tokens?
Deadpool: Nope
Dio: *laughs* No
Demoman: Nah
Dezmond: No thanks
Daitomodachi: Before we go onto the votes, the prizes are-
Daki: Doritos!
DTLP-39: ChIPs!
Donald: Sounds delicious
Dori: Doritos chips are known for their distinct triangular shape and bold, intense flavors. They are made from cornmeal, vegetable oil, and various seasonings. The cornmeal is shaped into triangles, fried, and then flavored with a mixture of spices, cheese, and other seasonings. They were only available in a plain toasted corn flavor. However, over the years, the brand expanded its range to include a wide variety of flavors, such as Cool Ranch, Nacho Cheese, Spicy Nacho, Sweet Chili, and many more. These flavors often have a bold and tangy taste that appeals to snack lovers.
Deadpool: Ooh, does it come with chimichanga flavor?
Daitomodachi: That flavor didn't exist until they made one. Let's reveal the votes!
Daki: (opens the ballet box and pulls out the first vote) Diona!
Diona: What?!
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Diona
Daki: (pulls another vote) Demoman!
Demoman: (spits out beer and was shocked) What?!
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Diona and one vote for Demoman
Daki: (pulls another vote) Diona!
Diona: Another one?!
Daitomodachi: That's two vote for Diona and one vote for Demoman
Daki: (pulls another vote) Dezmond!
Donald: Who voted for Dezmond?
Daitomodachi: That's two votes for Diona, one vote for Demoman and one vote for Dezmond
Daki: (pulls another vote) Diona!
Diona: Again?!
Daitomodachi: That's three votes for Diona, one vote for Demoman and one vote for Dezmond
Daki: (pulls another vote) Dezmond!
Dezmond: I know what my fate is
Daitomodachi: That's three votes for Diona, one vote for Demoman and two votes for Dezmond
Daki: (pulls another vote) Diona!
Diona: *gulps*
Daitomodachi: That's four votes for Diona, one vote for Demoman and two votes for Dezmond
Daki: (pulls another vote) Diona!
Daitomodachi: That's five votes for Diona, one vote for Demoman and two votes for Dezmond
Deadpool: That's all the votes.
DTLP-39: DIOna and DEZmoND, YoU'Re faTE Is GoInG tO Be oN ThE HaNDs of DanCinG DanDeLIoNS!
Diona: Why did you guys vote for me?!
Donald: What about Dezmond?
Daitomodachi: Daddy Dearest, Deadpool, Dio, Donald, Dori are safe with no votes. Demoman is safe with one vote, despite being knocked out first. Here are the doritos
The safe contestants receive doritos
Deadpool: (opens the bag and eats a chip while up lifts the mask) That's some sweet doritos
Daitomodachi: Dezmond, I have no idea what makes you the target for this elimination and Diona, your teammates believe they voted for you because you're weakest on this team. With two and five votes, one of you is going to join Dancing Dandelions and the other is eliminated.
Diona: But I helped you to distract that strong green alien
Demoman: And why you gotta be such a childish pussy-cat?
Donald: What about Dezmond? He didn't do anything wrong!
Dezmond: Mr Dearest and I vote myself
Daddy: He told me a good valid reason to vote off, I appreciate his choice
Then the Dancing Dandelions arrives
Daniel: Well, well, well, It turns out the team leader of Digital Dragons and a bartender from Cat's Tail ended up in the bottom two, what should we choose?
Diona: Oh no, not you!
Daitomodachi: Dancing Dandelions, choose between Dezmond or Diona to join your team and the other is eliminated. What would you choose?
Daisy: I picked Diona. Dezmond's glove cloak is useful in some challenges, but he might be a huge floater if he reaches the merge.
Diluc: Diona, I may like Dezmond's capabilities. I'm guessing he doesn't want to continue the game
Doppio: I chose Dezmond, I mean, Diona looked small, but Dezmond could have done so much more. If we choose Dezmond, he would be valuable to our team
Diavolo: I'll go with your choice, Doppio
Daitomodachi: Alright, two to two. Daniel, who would you choose to join on your team?
Daniel: Hmm....I'm going to pick.................................................................................................................Diona
Diona: *phew* That was a close one, but I can't forget what you have done, Daniel!
Dezmond: Welp, this is it, my time in this competition has ended.
Donald: But why did you vote yourself with Mr Dearest?
Dezmond: I decided to sacrifice for my team
Diona: Wait, what?!
Dezmond: My purpose is complete. I had actually come here to fight off some enemies and that challenge fulfilled that purpose. I say that I actually played a fun game.
Demoman: Hold up! You could have used the immunity token to save your bum from getting out!
Dezmond: I decided not to use it though. Anyways, you guys did amazing while I was here, we had fun, but sadly, I decided to end here
Dori: Are you leaving the competition?
Dezmond: I didn't plan to leave entirely, I played enough in this game of challenges and eliminations. I hope my sacrifice will bring success into this team. Anyways, I'm going back home. See you later at the rejoin if I was in a good mood to be there and I wish you good luck in the competition. Farewell everyone!
Daitomodachi: Sending home in three, two, one...
Demoman: So long, fellow lad. You're a great caption of Digital Dragons!
Daddy: Good luck in life, Dezmond
Deadpool: I'm going to miss your glove cloak
Donald: Bye Dezmond
Daitomodachi teleports Dezmond to his homeworld
Daniel: So, Dezmond is out now....Long live The caption of Digital Dragons *laughs evilly*
Demoman: Damn, that creepy guy is starting to get into my nerves
Deadpool: He just did the Lion King voice line reference
Doppio: Diluc, I need help to get rid of that bastard.
Diluc: Agreed
Then they leave the elimination ceremony
Dedede: Who's eliminated this time?
Diluc: It was Dezmond
Daffy: Wait, what?! But he looks like a guy that can make it far!
Deadpool: He sacrificed like a soldier and completed his purpose
Deimos: Damn, I wished Dezmond had stayed longer. He could have done more with his glove cloak which had multiple arms that could carry multiple things.
Diona: I wish it was me instead of him, now I'm stuck with this bastard (points at Daniel)
Donkey Kong: I know it's sad to see him gone, but we have to move on. Hey D-Bot, what's the next challenge?
D-Bot: I'll let that driver arrive at another destination with his Denel Rooivalk.
Daiya: How long does it take to arrive?
D-Bot: I saw ten minutes.
Daniel J. D'Arby: Going into another destination?
D-Bot: Yes, this where the next challenge takes place
Daffy: I bet the next one is more harder
Deadpool: Are we going to Dojo?
D-Bot: Nope, we're going somewhere different. Now if you excuse, I gotta watch a short documentary
Daki: Is it about dolphins on Discovery Channel?
D-Bot: Maybe. DarkDelta and DTLP-39, call us when that driver arrives
DarkDelta: Request accepted
DTLP-39: RiGhT oN It!
Then Donald receives a phone call
Donald: Bill, are you here?
Bill: Yes, I also brought an expert.
Donald: Great, I'll meet you at the back (hangs up)
Diona: Donald, who's that caller?
Donald: It's someone that can help us to get rid off him and he also brought an expert with him
Dedede: That's great! So, where do we meet them?
Donald: I told them to meet at the back
Diluc: Then let's see who are they
The Anti-Daniel Alliance goes back outside and they meet Bill Cipher and...
The Anti-Daniel Alliance: BYAKUYA TOGAMI?!
Byakuya: All of you must be surprised by my arrival
Demoman: Why did you bring this guy here?
Bill: The reason why I brought him here since you guys wanted to get rid off Daniel because he's an expert on the Brittany entity
Deadpool: That girl from Library Kids
Donkey Kong: What do you know about Brittany, Byakuya?
Byakuya: If you really wanted to know all about her, alright then, I'll tell you about it. (pulls out the guide sheet about Brittany and gives it to them) The Hyper Girl, known as Brittany is an entity that is here to bother one specific interest of hers that she calls "her best friend" that only attracts by this specific song (he show the disc with a name on it that says "Catchy Song from The Lego Movie'' in a boombox with an opened lid). She'll not stop bothering the user until his or her life expectancy has reached the end.
Diona: Then what's her weakness?
Byakuya: We haven't completely done the research, the only closest weakness we know of is to get another user to play her favorite specific song while getting trapped in a trap with no escaping gaps like a metallic box that matches the size or a hole that leads you into the void.
Daniel J. D'Arby: Interesting, what you're going to do with her once we finish her use?
Byakuya: Once you're done with her, call this number and we'll have her send her back to the dimension. By the way, Bill has told me that you have the audio footage about Daniel's plans with Damien the antichrist?
Donald: Sure, (pulls the tape recorder and gives it to Byakuya) here you go!
Byakuya: Hmm, (inspects the tape recorder before the play the audio until he realized something wrong with the cassette tape and takes it out) is that a cassette tape version of this song?
Donald: Wait, is there something wrong?
Byakuya: It's a Catchy Song version of cassette tape, have a look at it
Bill and The Anti-Daniel Alliance takes a look and gets shocked
Dedede: That bastard must have swapped out that tape!
Doppio: How could this happen?!
Byakuya: They probably heard your plan. Worry not though, Bill's henchmen had trained "The Hyper Girl" to target him.
Demoman: How do you make her train like that?
Byakuya: We made a clone of him to play the song. It is as simple as that. When she's out Bill's dimension of his for a minute, she'll appear blindfolded, her mouth and limbs are covered with duct tape. Then one of his henchmen is going to remove those coverage on her body, she'll be free going after him
Donald: That's perfect! Now, his doom will come once he sees her!
Deadpool: Thanks for the advice, we're heading back inside
Byakuya: No problem, we're heading back to Apartament Complex now. We'll meet again next time.
Bill and Byakuya left
Diona: Huh, I guess they left us this description about Brittany. Brittany is a nice name by the way.
Demoman: I wonder how strong and worthy this class is?
DTLP-39: YoU ThErE! ThE dEnEl rOoIvAlK DrIvEr hAs lAnDeD!
Daniel J. D'Arby: Isn't it? I suppose we should get going then
Deadpool: Oh yeah! Here we go again!
The contestants, D-Bot with his crew and Damien (who snuck in) enters the Denel Rooivalk and flew of into the middle of the ocean far away from the main location
Daffy: Hey D-Bot, where are we?
D-Bot: Where at Drake Passage.
Donald: There's a sea that's named after a penguin that I beat in the first season D?!
Drake: Oh, I get it. You're joking. (laughs, then hears his henchmen laughing off-screen) WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!
Deimos: I guess so? Hey Dori, can you tell us about that?
Dori: The Drake Passage is a body of water located between the southern tip of South America, specifically Cape Horn, and the South Shetland Islands of Antarctica. It connects the Atlantic Ocean to the Southern Ocean. Here's some information about the Drake Passage. Its geographic location is situated in the southwestern part of the Atlantic Ocean. It spans approximately 800 kilometers in width at its broadest point. It serves as the shortest route for ships traveling between the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans. In short, it's a deep sea.
Daddy: A deep sea....I know this is going.
D-Bot: Your next challenge is to dive in a deep sea to reach the lowest point while trying to go as deep as possible until you drown. Whoever made it to the bottom of the deep sea trench first, wins. Just to make it fair, I wouldn't recommend using equipment nor using magical abilities that you possess, we also had your personal items stored safely into your dormitories. I know Diluc just won the diving gear, but I just want all of you have equal terms
Daniel: *thought* (Welp, this got even trickier)
Daisy: I remember that challenge before, but it went gone wrong
Deadpool: Wait, you competed in a different competition that isn't A.A.I based? Oh right, she did compete in AntiquatedHomeworkZ's C.E.O Classic. But, I recommend the readers to check out this series to know what's going on here and to avoid spoilers. Click the link over there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bjFubd6VY4&list=PLJZ8GZRAsvM8tKv9Ia6qXL68NUbP8SwKK
Dedede: So, what happened to that contest?
Deadpool: The thing is during that contest, Gingy from Shrek was pissed off that he couldn't enter the water without getting soggy, so Gaz from Invader Zim had an idea that cost the life of someone else that is Mama Coco from Coco. Gaz had pushed Mama Coco so hard that off her wheelchair and went in which caught the attention of Big Bird and Madeline from Celeste and they tried to save her from drowning, but it sank so fast. Then Daisy's team was distracted after that and they tried their best to reach he. One hour later, the operation team got Mama Coco out of the bottom of the trench and she was pronounced dead at the scene, although she was canonically dead by old age. But damn, that must be tough for them over a loss. Lucky for us, the recovery centers exists.
D-Bot: Anyways, before the challenge starts, we also have this
D-Bot opens the passage door and activates the button that activates a large diving board
David (CC): Wowie! A diving board is sure looks fun to jump on
D-Bot: Alright contests, go to the diving board
The contestants goes to the diving board
Diona: Uh oh, I'm have fears of heights and water
Daisy: Diona, it's going to be ok. Just take a deep breath and you're good to go.
Diona: *takes deep breaths and exhale* Ahh, thanks for encouraging me to do so. I think I'm ready.
Dori: Before we dive in. There are levels of depths that you should know about. The first one are the shallowest parts of the Drake Passage which typically occur closer to the continental shelves of South America and Antarctica. Near the continental shelves, depths can range from approximately 200 to 500 meters deep. The second are deep waters. As you move away from the continental shelves and into the central part of the passage, depths increase significantly. The central part of the Drake Passage features deep ocean basins and troughs. Depths can reach several thousand meters or several miles in these areas. The average depth of the passage is around 3500 meters deep. And lastly, we have the submarine trenches which are located in close proximity to the Drake Passage, reaching depths of between 5000 to 6000 meters deep.
Deimos: 5000 to 6000? D-Bot wants us to do "The Die Hard way". So, does anyone have experience diving?
Diavolo: I nearly drowned after I got launched by Giorno's Golden Experience Requiem punches at me.
Diluc: The waters of Fontaine are breathable
Dio: I lived a century inside of a casket while I was confined in a casket and sank into the bottom of the ocean
Daniel: *thought* (Lucky for me I drank a water breathing potion that lasts for two hours before the challenge was announced, let's hope that no one suspects a thing)
D-Bot: Challenge starts in three, two, one......GO!
As the contestants jumps on the diving board and dive into the waters of Drake Passage. D-Bot, Daitomodachi, Daki and DarkDelta decided to enter the cockpit, while as they closed the door, it completely locked itself.
Daki: Did that door close shut?
D-Bot: Let me try it (tries to open the door from the cockpit,but it won't budge open) Yep, it's close shut
Daitomodachi: Maybe it was the defect problem has formed
DarkDelta: Should I call the Delaware Fire Department?
D-Bot: After the challenge, DarkDelta. In the meantime, let's check the camera underwater.
During that time, a portal from Bill Cipher's dimension opens up. Then, one of the henchmen is untie the duct tape and uncover the blindfold from Brittany.
Brittany: Where did Daniel guy go?
Bill's henchman: It's at the-
Damien: Mind giving you this? (he gives a stack of 10000$ to him)
While Damien is giving the bribery money to him, Blaineley exits out the dimension portal in the hurry
Bill's henchman: It does sound a good amount of dollars. (he turns back to his own dimension and it closes)
Brittany: (looks at Damien) Excuse me, have you seen my best friend?
Damien: You're asking me now? I've good something better for you (he pulls out the tape recorder with "Catchy Song" tape in it and plays the song)
Brittany: I'm your best friend!
Damien: Yes, I'm your best friend now
PTLD-93: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DAMIEN?! NOW SHE WON'T STOP BOTHERING YOU UNTIL YOU DIE.
Damien: *pst and whispers* I'm going to ditch her after this season ends
Blaineley: Can somebody explain, where the heck am I?
Damien: Hello Blaineley, I heard you were mistreated by those people in the aftermath show in season B over a cardboard box, being eaten alive by BigFoot, stuck in Bucciarati's zipper hole and that so-called god's dimension.
Blaineley: Yes, that's true. I wish I could take a payback for what they have done to me!
Damien: Worry not though, as long you join my group, your revenge will be fulfilled.
Brittany: Can I join too?
Damien: Of course you can, as long you do the dirty work for me. We can be bestest friends ever!
Brittany: Yay!
Blaineley: *sigh* I guess I'll join your group then.
Damien: Excellent! Brittany, as your first in this group of mine, you're going to play an activity game that I would like to call "Duck Duck Goose", but with a twist. The circle is in this deep sea, the players are in there and pat their heads while you call them duck until you find the person who wears white clothes. That person needs to be called a goose and make him chase you until you reach into the deep sea trench. As for Blaineley, you're going to strap the body can and you're going to watch the footage.
Brittany: Ok!
Blaineley: Hold on, let me put you in (puts a body cam which turns out to be waterproof on Brittany) and done!
Brittany: Can I go to swim and tag those people?
Damien: Sure!
Brittany: Yay! (while she was excited, she decided to jump on the diving board and jumps into the waters of Drake Passage
The current teams
Dazzling Dimes: Daffy - Daniel J' D'Arby - David (CC) - Deimos - Donkey Kong - Daiya - Dedede
Dancing Dandelions: Daisy - Daniel - Diavolo - Diluc - Doppio - Diona
Dreaded Dragoons: Daddy - Deadpool - Demoman - Dio - Dori - Donald
Current depth level: 25 meters
Most of the contestants had to hold their noses and had their mouths stay shut while they dive in. Brittany notices the contestants diving downwards, she can't wait to tap the contestants' heads and saying "duck" for each time.
Current depth level: 50 meters
Some contestants start to expand their checks like filled a balloon with air as they dive further
Current depth level: 100 meters
The Dancing Dandelion had an idea where they had a positive buoyancy position and they did work. The other two teams take the note
Current depth level: 200 meters
The contestants start to notice the dusky sharks. Demoman wants to blow up some of them, but he doesn't have his grenade launcher. Same thing goes to stand users, they are unable to use them due to D-Bot's restriction, especially when Doppio feels fear and Dio gets annoyed.
Current depth level: 400 meters
As Dio, Daddy Dearest, Donkey Kong and Deadpool fend off nearby dusky sharks. They able to escape from them, but Brittany is getting closer to them
Current depth level: 500 meters
They are getting to the end of the shallow part and they start to enter the deep waters. They wonder and are surprised "How did we manage to breathe so long as we dive that deep without any diving equipment?". Brittany misses the dusky sharks, but she wants to continue to play his game to make him proud.
Current depth level: 800 meters
The contestants noticed their bodies were starting to get heavier. Some contestants are getting concerned and worried.
Current depth level: 1000 meters
They have made it into their first kilometer in depth and surprisingly, no one has drowned yet. They somehow have passed over the length line of "Trinity Peninsula".
Current depth level: 1250 meters
They start to encounter the dragonfishes. Deadpool notices Brittany from above and waves to her body cam as he was on the documentary episode on Discovery Channel. Brittany smiled while she was excited.
Current depth level: 1500 meters
They enter the length line of "Back-arc Basin" The contestants start to do hand gestures as communication and they talk about dragonfishes. David (CC) gives out surviving tips about them.
Current depth level: 2000 meters
They made it their second kilometer in depth, their bodies started to feel heavier. Brittany is playing with dragonfishes.
At the Denel Rooivalk
PTLD-39: WHAT IS SHE DOING?!
Blaineley: She's just playing Duck Duck Goose on those fishes
Damien: Since D-Bot has put the devices in their dormitories, we have communications to Brittany until this challenge is over
DTLP-39: HoW DiD ThE CoNTesTaNTs DiD NoT DroWN?!
Blaineley: I have no idea, they probably won't last this minute
PTLD-93: I WISH I DID THE SAME THING TO SEASON P CONTESTANTS WHERE THEY HAD TO DIVE IN A PUDDLE IN ORDER TO PICK UP A PENNY.
Blaineley: Seriously, you don't necessary to dive in a puddle just to get a punny as a challenge
PTLD-93: YES IT CAN
Blaineley: No you don't
PTLD-93: YES IT CAN
Blaineley: No you don't
PTLD-93: YES IT CAN
Blaineley: No you don't
PTLD-93: YES IT CAN
Blaineley: No you don't
PTLD-93: YES IT CAN
Blaineley: No you don't
PTLD-93: YES IT CAN
Blaineley: No you don't
PTLD-93: YES IT CAN
Blaineley: No you don't
Damien: SILENCE! We cannot let this foolish act ruin our chances. Let's hope Brittany does scare of the contests and made them drown
Current depth level: 2500 meters
Brittany has stopped playing with the dragonfishes and continued to dive downwards while the contestants are far behind her
Current depth level: 3000 meters
The contestants have made to their third kilometer in depth which is shocking by now and they starting lose their breath until Doppio remembered something
Flashback plays where they were in the dinner before Dezmond was eliminated and it was before night time
Daffy: Hey Doppio, is there something on your hands?
Doppio: Oh, this? This is Yoyle Dance book, it's a dance book that can teaches people to talk in underwater by dancing
Daffy: Ooh! Can I read this book?
Doppio: Sure!
Daffy: (takes a look at the Yoyle Dance book and studies quickly) I gotta share with someone. Hey DK, take a look at this.
Donkey Kong: What is it, Daffy?
Daffy: That's a Yoyle Dance book. Doppio told me that can teach people to talk underwater by dancing.
Donkey Kong: Where did he find that book and is this even possible?
Daffy: I haven't asked that question. Hey Doppio, where did you find this book?
Doppio: I found Donut's bed, it really must be a gift from him.
Deadpool: Hey there, what are you up to? Wait, is that Yoyle Dance book from TPOT 5?!
Doppio: Yes, Donut has giving us a gift as the way where we remember him
Deadpool: Aww, that's so sweet of him. I really taught some of my teammates how to do the Yoyle Dance poses, Dory finds it interesting. Oh, I have an idea, how about we gather together and do this night's activity and David is going to love it!
Daffy: Oooh! As in the game night?
Deadpool: Yeah, I'm going to record those dances as a fun memory and we DM it to our friends who are still eliminated for the way to entertain them on Discord.
Donkey Kong: I like it, but I have even better idea. How about we make calls to them and we gather the remaining contestants' mates except Daniel to have a fun dance night. Does it sound good?
Deadpool: Oh yeah! This is going to be more fun in this way. I'm doing it right now
Then the flashback ends
Doppio reminded his contestant mates about the last night with dances from Yoyle Dance book. After that, they tried to dance like this and it worked! Deimos danced first and the captions said "Let's test it for real this time!", Diona danced next "Wow, it really worked!", Dori danced next "This book filled with myths turn out to be true", Dedede danced next "Now, we talked in underwater now? This is going to be easy now", then Deadpool danced "Welp, I won't be needing the sings no more", then Dio "Who would have thought these dances can make it imagine breathing like fishes'', Daniel J. D'Arby danced next "Lord Dio, it may look unrealistic, this is the only way to survive longer in the deep waters'', then Doppio danced "What if we are suddenly unable to dance due weight crushing us as we dive deeper?", then Diluc danced "As long we keep holding our breaths, we won't have a problem", then Demoman danced "Worth a shot"
Current depth level: 3500 meters
Daisy danced "It think we're going to pass through deep water now, like you said Dori'', then Dori danced "As I expected", then Daffy danced "Is it me, or is it getting darker here?"Daddy danced "The light is about to disappear'', then Diona danced "Now are we going to dive deep while it's dark? This is getting scary.", Donald ``I have a bad feeling about this?" while his thought brought up "Why didn't Brittany come?".
Current depth level: 3750 meters
The contestants have entered the submarine trenches as Brittany finally starts to catch up to them. Brittany start to target Diona since her height made her think she's a child, so she pat her head first
Brittany: Duck!
Diona: WHAT THE-! (her eye are wide open as she realized that she inhaled water and she's about the drown)
As the rest of the contestants heard and they danced "BRITTANY?!". Then Demoman danced "Isn't supposed to aim at Daniel?"Then Doppio danced while he realized something. "Did someone play the Catchy Song?!", then Donkey Kong danced "I thought so too", then Donald danced "this can't be good". Then Brittany pat on Daiya next
Brittany: Duck!
Daiya: Hey!
Brittany: (she pats on Daffy) Duck!
Daffy: Hey! Quit messing with my hair!
The contestants looks at Daffy
Daffy: What? Oh, I almost forgot the Yoyle dance thing
The three patted "ducks" have drowned
Dedede danced in fear "We better get away from her or she makes us drown!", then Diavolo danced "Yeah, it reminded me of that girl from one of my deaths", then Doppio danced "It also reminds me of that little girl in the plane"
The contestants decided to dive deeper to get away from Brittany while Daniel gets along with them
At the Denel Rooivalk
D-Bot, Daitomodachi, Daki and DarkDelta looks at the camera footage from underwater
D-Bot: Well, what do you look at that, we finally got ourselves some drownings
Daki: And who's that girl?
Daitomodachi: That's Brittany from Library Kids. If she was on KWC, Kakyoin would definitely have to yeet her.
Daki: Oh, imagine Kaky plays the Catchy Song from the Lego Movie 2 and she'll annoy the hell out of him and he will would die for it
DarkDelta: It's nice to talk to concepts, but there's a non contestants minor definitely is in danger of drowning
D-Bot: Again, we call for help after the challenge.
Current depth level: 4000 meters
The current surviving teams
Dazzling Dimes: Daniel J' D'Arby - David (CC) - Deimos - Donkey Kong - Dedede
Dancing Dandelions: Daisy - Daniel - Diavolo - Di Luc - Doppio
Dreaded Dragoons: Daddy - Deadpool - Demoman - Dio - Dori - Donald
As they pass through the range of dragonfishes, they entered much darker area
Brittany: Duck!
Diavolo: AHH!
Brittany: Duck!
Demoman: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!
Brittany: Duck!
Daisy: WOAH!
Brittany: Duck!
Doppio: AHH!
Brittany: Duck!
Deimos: SON OF A-!
Current depth level: 4500 meters
The current surviving teams
Dazzling Dimes: Daniel J' D'Arby - David (CC) - Donkey Kong - Dedede
Dancing Dandelions: Daniel - Diluc
Dreaded Dragoons: Daddy - Deadpool - Dio - Dori - Donald
Donald danced while diving down "I can't keep this long!", then Dedede responded by doing the same thing with Donald "We gotta keep strong or else-"
Brittany: Duck!
Dedede: AHHHHHH!
Donald dances while diving down with fear "Oh no no no no! I gotta finish before she touches me!"
Brittany: Duck! (pats on David (CC))
David (CC): AHHHH!
Deadpool danced while diving down "Damn! She's touching quickly!", then Dori did the same thing "We need to keep away from her and reach the bottom of the deep sea trench!".
Current depth level: 5000 meters
The current surviving teams
Dazzling Dimes: Daniel J' D'Arby - Donkey Kong
Dancing Dandelions: Daniel - Diluc
Dreaded Dragoons: Daddy - Deadpool - Dio - Dori - Donald
The contestants has reached the submarine thresh areas and their bodies start to compress like crushed tin cans
Donkey Kong danced while diving down "How does she follow us?!", then Dilute did the same thing "I believe she plays a game of Duck Duck Goose", then Daddy did the same thing "Damn, she believed we're the ducks". Dori was struggling to dive while she danced "Guys, go without me. I think I'm going to die by the force of water from submarine trench"
Brittany: Duck!
Dori: DON'T GIVE UP!
Current depth level: 5250 meters
The current surviving teams
Dazzling Dimes: Daniel J' D'Arby - Donkey Kong
Dancing Dandelions: Daniel - Diluc
Dreaded Dragoons: Daddy - Deadpool - Dio - Donald
The contestants have reached the South Shetland Trench length line
Donald dived further while he danced "Keep Going! Keep Going! Keep Going!"
Brittany: Duck!
Donald: QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
Deadpool dived further while he danced "Oh dear chimichangas! They got Donald!", then Daddy did the same thing "We're getting close to the bottom of the deep sea trench"
Current depth level: 5500 meters
The current surviving teams
Dazzling Dimes: Daniel J' D'Arby - Donkey Kong
Dancing Dandelions: Daniel - Diluc
Dreaded Dragoons: Daddy - Deadpool - Dio
They almost made to the bottom of deep sea trench and it's starting to become a race and the time is racing
...
...
...
Brittany: Duck!
Donkey Kong: AHHH!
Then all the surviving team members reached the bottom of the deep sea trench at depth level of 5575 meters
Brittany: Goose! (she pats Daniel and happily chases her while he had 10 minutes left of breathing effect from water)
Deadpool danced "Wait, are we at the bottom of the deep sea trench?", then Daddy danced "I think so", then Dio danced "I wonder what placements we get?"
Then the speaker from the device that plays through the underwater speaker while carrying the camera plays
D-Bot: It looks like all of you made it to the bottom of the deep sea trench, I have to include all of your teams as a tie.
The surviving contestants danced "What?!"
D-Bot: I have no idea you managed to survive by dancing in the waters of Drake Passage.
Daniel J. D'Arby danced "Then can you tell us which team has won?"
D-Bot: In order to determine the placement is to how many of you are left without getting drowned. To conclude the results, The Dreaded Dragons have won again, The Dancing Dandelions get in second and The Dazzling Dimes are up for elimination.
Dio danced "The depths of Drake Passage had no match against the almighty DIO!"
D-Bot: Now, it's time for you guys to get out of here
Much, much, much time latter while back at the diner
D-Bot: Ok, that took a while to free us
DarkDelta: I must thank the Delaware Fire Department for our help.
Daki: Freedom at last!
Daitomodachi: I guess that ends today's challenge
D-Bot: Yes, the challenge is done and we told the drowned contestants what happened. Anyways, The Dazzling Dimes are up for elimination again and it ends the deep dive to the bottom of the trench episode. Who do you think will be eliminated in the next episode? Find out in the next episode of A.C.E and bye for now.
Demoman: Wait a second, where's Brittany the hyper gal?
Meanwhile at the Daniel's shrine room
Daniel: I'm back guys
Damien: Perfect, I must say that you dodged the elimination again.
DarkDelta: Excuse myself, who are those two?
Damien: Oh, them? They are the new members for our group which those people that I have mentioned earlier, now they are belong to me
Blaneley: Hello there, you must be the handsome guy
Daniel: Why thank you, you look quite dazzling.
Blaneley: *giggles* How about we plan for the date if we had free time
Damien: Do you have anything to say?
Brittany: I'm your best friend!
Blaneley: Of course she says that. Now her best friend is her master.
DTLP-39: WhAt aBoUT ThEiR NaMes?
DarkDelta: How about we gave them nicknames since it's season D?
Damien: Of course. From now on we call Blaineley "Dlaineley" and Brittany "Drittany"
Brittany: Ooh, like it!
Blaineley: Ok, you can call me that.
Daniel: I'll be happy accept to those nicknames as much as I made to the merge
Damien: Of course, that challenge was the last one before the teams were officially dissolved. For now, we celebrate for two new members. *laughs evilly*
Daniel: *laughs evilly*
PTLD-93: *laughs evilly*
Blaineley: *laughs evilly*
Brittany: *laughs and giggles*
DarkDelta: Oh dear.
Donald uses his tape recorder again
Donald: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
At nighttime, Donald is now in a faraway area where Daniel and his gang will never find him, it's inside a doghouse
Donald: I can't believe it! One of the world's annoying-est girls teamed up with Daniel! Why?! How on Earth did that happen? She was supposed to annoy him! The good news is, the next episode is the merge and caused me to drown because of a Duck Duck Goose game! So I guess rigging the votes didn't work, and having Brittany annoy Daniel didn't work either, and now he made it to the merge. But the good news is, I do have some more plans in mind. For example, I've already hired someone to take care of this guy. He's a vicious, cold-blooded predator!
A biker assassin fish named Dennis rides on his motorcycle
Dennis: Heh, heh, heh. This Daniel guy will be "duh-duh-dead!" (laughs evilly)
AT THE APARTMENT COMPLEX
Albedo: All right, now we reached the halfway mark!
Amethyst: And I believe we are almost ready for my favorite part! The merge!
Alina: Of course we are. You don't have to shout.
Blake: So this time, the contestants had to jump in the deep sea without drowning.
Ben 10: It reminded me of something I competed in a competition by AntiquatedHomeworkZ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdbLz0egGs4
Big Bird: Me too. I remembered crying with Madeline after Mama Coco died in the drowning.
Chef Pee Pee: Well, I'm glad everyone is doing fine after that challenge. Because drowning is horrifying and not funny at all! I drowned once at the beach while I was buried with my head up in the sand!
Cody: Sorry about Chef Pee Pee, me and my friends forgot to pick you up
Blocky: The Announcer never said that in BFDI 14.
Anya: I really remembered that time I saved a boy from drowning in a pool
Aoi: I do have lot of experience of swimming, but not diving in the deep levels of the sea
Apple: You know what's more crazy is that they dived without diving equipment!
Baseball: How did they manage to breathe and resist the pressure that long?!
Coiny: They really must have thought from the Yoyle Dance book, that book can be handy.
Adam: Also, I cannot believe Brittany of all people appeared in this episode.
Bill: Well, that was Donald's orders. It was just to ruin Daniel's plan, and to a surprise, Damien caught her and joined his malicious group along with Blaineley.
Charlie Brown: I fear that Damien's group is starts to expand
Connie: I fear too. Aside from that, I'm so relieved that all this time there was a subplot about us being humiliated in playboy bunny costumes by Luan Loud!
Celestia: I believe half of us are, especially we appeared on the news
Cartoon Cat: And they made videos about us on social media. I feel like I became on internet sensation
Byakuya: Hold on, Bill. Is Blaineley still in your dimension?
Bill: (he realized something) Oh my hell! She escaped!
Baldi: What?! How did she manage to do that?
Charles: The henchman guy dot distracted with the bribery
Claptrap: Yep, the villain arc is still going
Byakuya: Bucciarati, I require your stand once again to trap that entity. Chihiro, I require your hacking skills to distract the entity.
Bucciarati: Looks like we're going to do this for the second time
Chihiro: Ok, I'll see what I can do
Byakuya: If you want to wish to join me, it will be easier to put back where she belongs.
Balloon: Same thing goes to Blaineley for Box's sake.
Almond: Gentlemen, grab the equipment and let's track down the entity!
Albedo: I'm joining as well, while that, let's wait for the next episode.
Everyone: Agreed!
Chapter 16: This is So Dumb-bell
Chapter Text
On the next day, Doppio was searching for Donald until he saw his contestant mates except Daniel and Donald was talking about something new
Doppio: Good morning everyone, has anyone seen Donald? I can't find him
Deimos: Oh hey Doppio. Sorry, we ran the same problem as you
Doppio: Oh, I heard you were talking something different
Daiya: We're just talking about the merge
Dedede: I have been to the merge before... in Season K at least.
Donkey Kong: Me too
Daffy: Me three
Daisy: Me three, even though I was a debuter in Cole's version.
Deadpool: And me four. Oh wait, I didn't. But that one is going to be my first time I'll going to be apart of that moment and I have a feeling that's going to be different
Diona: A new stage, a new spotlight. That's so incredible that we made it so far
Dori: Of course, merge also can refer to the process of integrating changes made in one branch of a code repository into another branch. It allows developers to combine their work, ensuring that modifications from different team members or feature branches are combined into a single codebase.
Demoman: You're saying there's no more teams after this elimination?
Dori: It really means that we officially entered the merge except one of the members of Dazzling Dimes
David (CC): I can't believe Daniel is still in
Donkey Kong: I know, he's starting to become a huge threat
Deimos: Him being a treat? If you guys really want to get rid of Daniel, then why didn't lose on purpose?
Daisy: Oh, I didn't think about that
Diona: Yeah, we should have done that.
Diluc: That's unfortunate, who knows if he has any tricks left on his sleeve?
Diavolo: That trickster knows what he's coming from the futures contests
Deadpool: I know the next challenge might be
Meanwhile at the Daniel's shrine
PTLD-93: hEy dAmIeN, nOw dAnIeL HaS MaDe tO ThE MeRgE, wHaT'S ThE NeXt sTeP?
Damien: I haven't thought the moment, the thing is both Brittany and Blaineley had change the looks
Brittany and Blaineley was seen wearing dark make-up with gothic dresses
Brittany: Ooooh, spookey
Blaineley: What do you think?
Daniel: You look delightful, I love it!
Blaineley: Why thank you
PTLD-39: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO DAMIEN? I'M STARTING TO GET BORED
Damien: How about some small modifications, would you agree?
Blaineley: What do you mean "some small modifications"?
Damien: Just the simple trick to make them look like they are fools
PTLD-39: I DON'T KNOW THE NEXT CHALLENGE, WHENEVER THAT IS, IT BETTER BE WORTH IT
DarkDelta: I would like to know what's the full purpose on that plan, but I've got to attend the prize ceremony with D-Bot
PTLD-93: SaMe, bUt diFFerEnT. UGH, I WISH I HAD NEW BODY BY NOW
At the prize ceremony
Deadpool: This is going to be another quick ones
D-Bot: Dreaded Dragoons, since you have won the challenge and landed in first place, one of you will win the prize determined by your minds. Wait a minute, where's Donald?
Demoman: I don't know? We checked every parts but we found nothing
DarkDelta: D-Bot, do you want to let go of Donald? He's been absent since last night
D-Bot: If he's not here in five minutes, it's auto-elimination for him.
Then Donald rushed inside of prize ceremony
Donald: *panting* Sorry guys, I'm late
D-Bot: Oh, you're here now. It's alright, just get here in time otherwise you would be auto-elimination
Donald: Yikes!
DarkDelta: The winning competitor in this ceremony is Dio. As reward, he gets a decanter and a win-token.
Dio: I must say that prize is delectable use on my drinking habits
Demoman: Not bad for the prize. Anyways, Donald, why aren't you here with us this morning?
Donald: I forgot something important at one of the doghouses, I had to drive with a car with a model called "Dodge Charger". It took me a lot of fuel to here in back and forth
Daddy: What made you find your important find during the whole night?
Donald: I've lost a Dance Pad
Dori: That something doesn't add up. Why would you leave your dance pad at one of the doghouses?
Donald: That one is going to be a surprise when we finish this season, yeah.
Dio: If you really lost your dance pad in case of celebration. There are some dance pads next to you
Donald: Uhhhh............
Deadpool: Hey Dori, can you tell us what's a decanter?
Dori: A decanter is a vessel or container used for pouring and serving wine or other spirits. It is typically made of glass or crystal and has a wide base, a long neck, and a stopper or lid. They are also designed to separate the liquid from any sediment that may have accumulated in the bottle over time, as well as to enhance the aeration and presentation of the beverage like wine for instance.
Deadpool: That product also had shape variations including a-
At the elimination ceremony
Daitomodachi: Dazzling Dimes, welcome to the elimination for the second time. So, I don't have to explain it again, because you have done this before
Dedede: I hope I can survive this time
Daniel J D'Arby: We're up for this ceremony thanks to that hyper girl
David (CC): It has to be something with do with Daniel
Deimos: You guys really want Daniel gone, huh? Can we vote now?
DTLP-39: Of CoUrSe. OfF tO ThE BoOtH wAy To gO!
At the voting booth Daffy, Daiya, Daniel J D'Arby, David (CC), Dedede, Deimos and Donkey Kong wrote names on sheet of paper and place it onto ballet box
Daitomodachi: Now you're done with voting, does anyone want to use the tokens?
Daniel J D'Arby: *laughs* No
David (CC): I don't anyone want to get rid of me which is nope
Donkey Kong: Nope
Daitomodachi: Ok then. Before we reveal your votes, the prizes are drum fishes
Dedede: Sounds yummy, where did you find those?
Daki: I did some fishing and it went well. That really appeared at the Drake Passage
Daffy: Oh, my friend Bugs has done fishing up, but with the basses
Deimos: I prefer salmon sushi rolls
Daiya: Same, these fishes are really good in flavor
Daitomodachi: Enough with chit-chat, let's reveal the votes
Daki: (opens the ballet box and pulls out the first vote) Daffy!
Daffy: What?!
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Daffy
Daki: (pulls another vote) Daiya!
Daiya: Oh
Daitomodachi: That's one vote for Daffy and one vote for Daiya
Daki: (pulls another vote) Daffy!
Daffy: Another one?!
Daitomodachi: That's two votes for Daffy and one vote for Daiya
Daki: (pulls another vote) Daffy!
Daffy: The third one?!
Daitomodachi: That's three votes for Daffy and one vote for Daiya
Daki: (pulls another vote) Daffy!
Daffy: The fourth one?!
Daitomodachi: That's four votes for Daffy and one vote for Daiya
Daki: (pulls another vote) Daiya!
Daiya stays silent
Daitomodachi: That's four votes for Daffy and two votes for Daiya
Daki: (pulls another vote) Daiya!
Daiya: *sigh* I guess it's my fate between mine and Daffy
Daitomodachi: That's four votes for Daffy and two votes for Daiya. For those who haven't received any votes can get the drum fishes.
Dedede grabs a drum fish and swallows it
Dedede: Yummy! Escargoon should harvest me some of that
Daitomodachi: Daffy and Daiya, one of the members from Dreaded Dragoons will choose to save you and join their team, otherwise you're out. Before that, here are some reasons why your teammates voted you out. Daffy, being a loudmouth and that dramatic attitude while you provide that much to your team
Daffy: This can't be good
Daiya: Like I said, it's between me and Daffy. Whenever I'm safe or not, I think played quite fair
Then Dreaded Dragoons came
Dio: Well, well, well, look do we have here, Daffy and Daiya.
Demoman: But who are we going to save next?
Daitomodachi: Choose Daffy or Daiya to be safe, otherwise one of them is going to be sent home
Daddy: I choose Daiya, if she's really a stand user, then I would to see more of them
Deadpool: I choose Daffy, he was more searches on the internet than her
Demoman: I choose Daffy, it's a bit of a hard choice.
Dio: My choice is Daiya, being her stand user wins my favor.
Donald: I gotta go with Daffy, we're both team captain in the second season D
Dori: Choosing Daiya would lead to a tie. Since most of them want Daffy, then I'll do the same.
Daitomodachi: That means Daiya is out of here
Daiya: I guess this is it, it's nice to know all of you. It's such a shame that I didn't make it to the new stage of the competition.
Donkey Kong: We're sorry to see you being eliminated.
Donald: Yeah, if only you won't drown first, you would stay longer.
Daiya: It's alright, it's just the competition. I had great moments there. I wish Daisy, Doppio, Diavolo and Diluc good luck for the rest of the game.
Dedede: Before you go, there's going to be a show that you're going to attend along with the other eliminated contestants
Daiya: Do you mean the aftermath? I will find out whenever I'm ready
Daitomodachi: That's enough
Daitomodachi sends Daiya back to her homeworld
Deadpool: Man, I'll miss that girl, at least she's home with her family.
Dori: That's unfortunate for her. Now the elimination is done, let's leave this center.
Everyone was in the elimination ceremony returns to the dining area
Doppio: Who's eliminated this time?
Daddy: Daiya
Daisy: That's sad, she was a good person.
Diona: I have feeling she might use her stand to screw with our memories during challenges
Diavolo: By the way, D-Bot, what's the next challenge?
D-Bot: I'm going to announce it later. Since we reached the final 18, the teams have duh-duh-dissolved and we reached the merge.
Daddy: Merge? That's the one I'm going to get used to
Daffy: I've made it to the merge again
Daisy: I know, this is the third time that I've made it to the merge! Well, technically I just joined Cole's version when the merge happened.
Daniel J. D'Arby: A merge, this part is going to be more interesting with this plot.
Daniel: Of course
David (CC): Reaching to the merge is an amazing moment and congrats who have made it this far
Deadpool: And there's my time to shine
Dedede: It feels great to made this far
Deimos: That's what I'm talking about
Demoman: Yes! I'm feeling more determined now
Diavolo: So, this is the merge?
Diluc: Indeed, I knowledged the challenged would be different from the ones had in teams
Dio: One step closer to my victory. With a couple of allies on my side, I'm going to be unbeatable in this competition!
Diona: No more teams then. It does feel like an achievement.
Donald: Oh boy, I've made it again. Now I'm destined to win, even though I won this kind of competition once.
Donkey Kong: Even losing good people, I'm determined to keep moving on.
Doppio: If merge is a delightful achievement, I'm happy for that.
Dori: Thanks to my intelligence, I've reached this far.
D-Bot: DarkDelta, have you brought that monitor?
DarkDelta: Request done and it's turning on
DarkDelta brought the tall monitor and displays the scores
THE SCOREBOARD
1. Daddy- 30
2. Daffy - 30
3. Daisy - 30
4. Daniel J. D'Arby - 30
5. Daniel - 30
6. David - 30
THE PRIZE ZONE____
7. Deadpool - 30
8. Dedede - 30
9. Deimos - 30
10. Demoman - 30
11. Diavolo - 30
12. Diluc - 30
THE DANGER ZONE___
13. Dio - 30
14. Diona - 30
15. Donald - 30
16. Donkey Kong - 30
17. Doppio - 30
18. Dori - 30
Dedede: What's this? Why does everyone have thirty points? What's this for?
D-Bot: Contestants, this is what I call "The Points"
Doppio: The points? Donut has mentioned this before, the other David has been to that stage before.
D-Bot: Anyways, all of you are wondering how this works. The top third is going to lead you to the prize ceremony which is known as The Prize Zone, the bottom third is going to lead the elimination which is known as The Danger Zone. If you want to avoid The Danger Zone, you should gain points depending on the performance on challenges. Also, you'll gain 15 and 20 points respectively, but using your tokens may result in some risks, for example, if you use a win-token, you'll lose 5 points and if you use immunity-token, you'll lose 10 points. And lastly, whoever receives a vote from prize and debut ceremonies, you'll gain a point each meanwhile the elimination votes deflate a point each. Now let's do some calculations with digit numbers.
THE SCOREBOARD
1. Daddy - 30 + 0 = 30
2. Daffy - 30 - 6 = 24
3. Daisy - 30 - 1 = 29
4. Daniel J. D'Arby - 30 + 29 = 59
5. Daniel - 30 - 10 = 20
6. David - 30 + 20 = 50
THE PRIZE ZONE____
7. Deadpool - 30 + 28 = 58
8. Dedede - 30 + 0 = 30
9. Deimos - 30 + 0 = 30
10. Demoman - 30 + 29 = 59
11. Diavolo - 30 - 1 = 29
12. Diluc - 30 + 49 = 79
THE DANGER ZONE___
13. Dio - 30 + 78 = 108
14. Diona - 30 - 5 = 25
15. Donald - 30 - 2 = 28
16. Donkey Kong - 30 + 71 = 101
17. Doppio - 30 + 0 = 30
18. Dori - 30 + 25 = 55
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1. Dio - 108
2. Donkey Kong - 101
3. Diluc - 79
4. Daniel J. D'Arby - 59
5. Demoman - 59
6. Deadpool - 58
THE PRIZE ZONE____
7. Dori - 55
8. David - 50
9. Daddy - 30
10. Dedede - 30
11. Deimos - 30
12. Doppio - 30
THE DANGER ZONE___
13. Daisy - 29
14. Diavolo - 29
15. Donald - 28
16. Diona - 25
17. Daffy - 24
18. Daniel - 20
Dio: Oh yes! I'm first!
Donald: Ha! Daniel is at the bottom
Daniel: We'll see you about that.
Dori: So, the scores range from a descending order. Mind telling us what's the next challenge?
D-Bot: First of all, we're going to David Lloyd the gym as part of the first challenge if the merge. We're using Denel Rooivalk again to get there
Daffy: For the third time?!
DarkDelta: We figured that it was D-Bot's decision. I would recommend using vehicles with a brand "Ducati" would be great transportation to get there
Deimos: Hell yeah! Another ride of Denel Rooivalk, here we come!
Deadpool: I'm joining the fun too!
The contestants, D-Bot with his crew, Damien, Brittany and Blaineley (who they snuck in) enters the Denel Rooivalk and flies off into a parking lot of the nearby gym. Then everyone got out of the Denel Rooivalk and went inside of the gym.
D-Bot: This is it, we're at the David Lyoid gym.
Diona: D-Bot, how's the next challenge is something related to a gym?
D-Bot: The next challenge is to lift the dumbbells. Each dumbbell weighs a varying mass. The objective is to lift as much dumbbell until the last one standing. You'll get points depending how long you have lasted. Now start lifting the weights.
Dedede: You heard them, let's lift some dumbbells!
The contestants starts to lift 1 kg dumbbells
David (CC): That one should be easy
Dio: 1kg was very likely to child's play
Then they start to lift 2 kg dumbbells
Diona: It's starting to get heavier!
Deadpool: There's no problem for me
They start to lift 2.5 kg, then 3 kg, 4 kg and 5 kg. Some of the contestants are doing exercises.
Daffy: Wait, what are you doing?
Daddy: Doing exercise, do you have a problem with that?
Daffy: No
Daddy: Continue the weights then
Then they start to lift 6 kg
Dori: We're already moving on to the medium dumbbells
Donald: This is really starting to get more heavier
Then they start to lift 8 kg until...
Diona: *struggles* (then drops it at the ground) Aw come on, I can't do a full lift all the way up
D-Bot: Diona is out
Then they start to lift 10 kg and couple of the contestants are out
D-Bot: Dori, Donald and Daffy are out
Dori: I suppose 10 kilograms isn't fitting for me
Donald: Aw
Daffy: That dumbbell was too heavy for me
Then they start to lift 12 kg, then they move on to 14 kg while couple of contestants are out
D-Bot: Daisy, Deimos and David from Camp Camp are out
Then they start to lift 16 kg
D-Bot: Doppio is out
Doppio: I tried my best
Then they start to lift 18 kg
D-Bot: Demoman is out
Demoman: Dammit, I think it land on my right foot
Then they start to lift 20 kg
D-Bot: Daniel is out
Then they start to lift 22 kg, then 25 kg
D-Bot: D'Arby is out
Then they start to lift 28 kg, then 30 kg
D-Bot: Dedede is out
Then they start to lift 32 kg
D-Bot: Diluc is out
Then they start to lift 35 kg, then 40 kg
D-Bot: Diavolo is out
Then they start to lift 50 kg, then 60 kg, then 75kg
D-Bot: Daddy Dearest is out
Daddy: That's enough lifts for today
D-Bot: Now it's down to Deadpool, Dio and Donkey Kong
Then they start to lift 80 kg, then 100 kg which is a deadlift. then 150 kg
D-Bot: Donkey Kong is out
Then they start to lift 200 kg, then 250 kg, then 300 kg, then 350 kg, then 400 kg
D-Bot: Deadpool is out. Now let's add up to digit points
THE SCOREBOARD
1. Dio - 108 + 100 = 208
2. Donkey Kong - 101 + 85 = 186
3. Diluc - 79 + 70 = 149
4. Daniel J. D'Arby - 59 + 60 = 119
5. Demoman - 59 + 45 = 104
6. Deadpool - 58 + 90 = 148
THE PRIZE ZONE____
7. Dori - 55 + 10 = 65
8. David - 50 + 35 = 85
9. Daddy - 30 + 80 = 110
10. Dedede - 30 + 65 = 95
11. Deimos - 30 + 30 = 60
12. Doppio - 30 + 40 = 70
THE DANGER ZONE___
13. Daisy - 29 + 25 = 54
14. Diavolo - 29 + 75 = 104
15. Donald - 28 + 15 = 43
16. Diona - 25 + 5 = 30
17. Daffy - 24 + 20 = 44
18. Daniel - 20 + 50 + 70
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1. Dio - 208
2. Donkey Kong - 186
3. Diluc - 149
4. Deadpool - 148
5. Daniel J. D'Arby - 119
6. Daddy - 110
THE PRIZE ZONE____
7. Demoman - 104
8. Diavolo - 104
9. Dedede - 95
10. David - 85
11. Daniel - 70
12. Doppio - 70
THE DANGER ZONE___
13. Dori - 65
14. Deimos - 60
15. Daisy - 54
16. Daffy - 44
17. Donald - 43
18. Diona - 30
D-Bot: It looks like Dio, Donkey Kong, Diluc, Deadpool, Daniel J D'Arby and Daddy Dearest made it into The Prize Zone which means they are up for the prize ceremony. As for Dori, Deimos, Daisy, Daffy, Donald and Diona are at The Danger Zone which means they are up for elimination
Dio: Of course I do, this challenge is worthy for myself
Deadpool: Even though I can lift 800 pounds at maximum, I think this spot is worth it
Dedede: Welp, I didn't make it to The Prize Zone, but at least I'm not up for elimination
Demoman: Hey Diavolo, we got the same scores
Diavolo: I can see that, Demoman
Doppio: That was a close call, I'm glad Boss isn't up for elimination either
Dori: Oh dear, it appears my performance was so short
Diona: But how do the others lift over 50 kilograms?!
Daffy: I'm not great with actual weights, but those are very accurate than cartoon format
Donald: And Daniel somehow escapes The Danger Zone, how's that even possible?
Deimos: I think he's lean build. As for me, I can't really lift the heavy ones
Donald: Hold on a minute, I'll be right back
Donald ran to the male restroom and calls Dennis
Donald: Hello?
Dennis: Hello Donald
Donald: Where the heck have you been?!
Dennis: About that, the bad news is that my bike has run out of gas after I got out of the way at the traffic section on the highway.
Donald: Then what's the good news?
Dennis: The good news is that I have back up a gasoline, but don't worry I'll put that Daniel guy out of his misery (laughs evilly) (then hangs up)
Donald: Ok Daniel, you're lucky this time! You stay for one more challenge, but this time I'll make sure you're going to pay for what he has done to us!
Back to the area where D-Bot was in
D-Bot: I have no idea what Donald's doing in the male restroom. Anyways, like I said, Dori, Deimos, Daisy, Daffy, Donald and Diona are at The Danger Zone which means they are up for elimination and it ends the dumbbell lifting challenge episode. Who do you think will be eliminated in the next episode? Find out in the next episode of A.C.E and bye for now.
AT THE APARTAMENT COMPLEX
Albedo: Okay, the 13th episode is done now.
Amethyst: And on my favorite pa--
Aqua: Yeah, we get it! The merge!
Amethyst: Exactly!
Aqua: (facepalms)
Conker: Ah, I've to the merge before, you know where the teams broke up and do the challenges as individuals, something like that
Coiny: They also had the points system which this it was the first time that I ever been to
Chef Pee Pee: Really? I haven't been to that kind of stage before.
Albedo: Anyways, what did you guys think of this episode?
Bucciarati: Definitely a shame Daiya got out.
Bugs: But at least Daffy was able to survive that.
Baelz: Also, the contest was pretty simple. This one was about lifting dumbbells.
Bonnie: Yeah, the contestants were lifting them up like kings.
Chara: Some of them were strong, but some were kinda weak.
Captain America: If I participated in this contest, I would win for sure, since I'm a super soldier.
Bowser: Me too.
Brock Samson: Me three.
Akuma: Me four.
Cody: Some of them are able to lift more than 50 kilograms and even doing the deadlift which I can't do that
Cuphead: Yeah, there's really not much to say about this one to be honest.
Albedo: Of course. So as usual, let's wait for the next one.
Chapter 17: Get Me to the Doctor's
Notes:
This episode takes place before Episode 2 of Season P2 (my version).
Chapter Text
After a day at the David Lloyd gym, they were sleeping at the dormitories until
Deadpool: *makes wake up call and repeats*
Doppio: *yawn* What time is it?
Deadpool: It's 8 AM and guess what day it is?
Donald Duck: Is it the beginning of Dementia Action Week?
Deadpool: Nope, but better. Cole's Season P is finally done!
Doppio: What?
Dedede: Season P? Which one? The first one is slow as a donkey who had been full from eating loads of patches of grass.
Diluc: That one? How long did it last to finish?
Deadpool: 10 months
Diona: IT WAS THAT LONG?! But why?
Daniel J. D'Arby: Due to the creator's work schedule on academics and occupying his favorite content channel, that's what distracted him from his progress.
Deimos: Yeah, yeah, we get it. Season P1 is finally done in less than a year. Did Season P2 start now?
Deadpool: Yep, I say a couple of seconds or minutes after Season P1 completion. Anyways, who wants to watch the first episode of Season P2 a.k.a Nathan's season P? Anyone?
Daisy: I hope my friend Peach is doing great like in her previous one
Deadpool: Oh yeah, that one who got placed as a runner-up.
Dio: Can we discuss other than season P? I can't believe my beauty sleep was interrupted over that season and I want my day to get started already.
Daniel J. D'Arby: Lord Dio, do you want me to get Diluc to make breakfast?
Dio: Of course, D'Arby. I want Danish pastries this time.
Deimos: The bakery has one of those. In where I come from, that place is empty as nothing, but on the outside is a different badass scenery
Dori: What do you mean by different scenery? Bakeries are typically known to be the establishment where various baked goods, such as bread, pastries, cakes, cookies, and other confectionery items are made and sold for customers to enjoy.
Deimos: About that, one of my pals named Hank J. Himbleton had fought loads of grunts to bloody deaths including that guy with the sun on his head and the ones who got crushed by a bigass marshmallow like a thwomp. And there's this pain in the ass named Tricky who encountered him for the first time, but that guy is extreme to kill, but it's another story for later.
Donkey Kong: Deimos, how long did you know him?
Deimos: Me and Sanford met him twelve years ago, it was that badass to be apart from his party.
Daddy: Huh, neat.
Daffy: So, what are we going to do now?
Diavolo: We usually dine at breakfast, wait for the host to call us for the ceremonies, then put us on the challenge. It usually repeats until the final three.
Dedede: Or we can talk about how Dio, Deadpool and Mr. Dearest manage to lift a crazy amount of pounds, since they did manage to defeat some Dragon Ball villains, these three are the powerful trio.
Donkey Kong: I can lift heavy weights very well, just like my grandpa in his younger years.
Demoman: What about the points system?
Daisy: It was different than regular merge, but being at The Danger Zone gave me a reminder that I should perform in challenge more seriously
Dori: That's unfortunate it for the six of us at the bottom third are up for the elimination ceremony
Diona: Oh, the elimination. I have a very bad feeling about this
Daffy: That one really sucks to be in, right?
Donald: I wish there's an easy challenge was made for those are good at something else
Deimos: Eh, I'm not worried for that
Demoman: So, who are we going to vote to eliminate?
Then all the sudden, they all hear the sound of the ambulance and paramedics enter the Denny's while the contestants saw them brought a stretcher trolly
Donkey Kong: What's going on? Why are there paramedics here?
D-Bot: I have no idea
Then paramedics putted one of the crew members on the stretcher trolly and rushed out of Denny's and putted him inside of the ambulance and left off
D-Bot: Oh damn
Then Daitomodachi, Daki and the assistants came
Daki: What happened?!
Dedede: The paramedics came, grabbed a guy and putted on the stretcher in the ambulance while they driven to the hospital
Daitomodachi: Did he...
DarkDelta: We didn't know the current condition for one of the crew members, it was most likely to be sudden disease.
D-Bot: Guys, we needed to move to the new location somewhere in Delaware.
PTLD-39: WhY?
D-Bot: Cause the health inspector is coming.
David (CC): The health inspector?
D-Bot: Yes, this guy is from the same source material as one of the eliminated contestants and he's french. This is why we need to move to the new location.
Diluc: You're saying we need to grab our luggages and leave this place?
D-Bot: Yeah...the other remaining crew members are grabbing the equipment and props and put on the daf trucks
Daniel: Oh, I wonder where we attend the ceremonies now?
D-Bot: At outside for now
Deadpool: Like the homeless or we can borrow someone else's elimination area. That way, we can use it as both the prize and elimination ceremony
D-Bot: If we want to use that idea of yours, I need to ask this host's permission to use it, but I prefer the one who already completed the season of his or hers.
Dio: What about me? I'm a vampire for crying out loud, I'll turn to dust, definitely!
D-Bot: Hmm....what about this decorative umbrella, this will save your worries
Dio: This better work
As D-Bot has given Dio a decorative umbrella, the health inspector arrives while the french theme plays in the background
D-Bot: Hello, Mr Inspector.
The Health Inspector: Hello, I am ze health inspector. Hon! Hon! Hon! You are the owner, correct?
D-Bot: Well, the owner let use his restaurant as the area for the alphabet competition
The Health Inspector: Sir, zis is a restaurant, not a place for ze set of contests. I need to speak ze owner.
D-Bot: Well, I have his phone number. I'll just give it to you and let him know the situation
The Health Inspector: Mind taking ze look at? (he takes a look at the phone number and memorizes it) Now, ze reason why I came here is because one of your crewmembers got an infection from zis place. So, I would like to do an inspection.
D-Bot: Ok, I'll let you do it.
The Health Inspector: Alright, let zis begin.
D-Bot: This is dining area
The Health Inspector: Yes, I've seen nothing but zis room for the last ten minutes.
D-Bot: Yeah, I-
Then a group of dung beetles are carrying a bag of doritos crosses around them
The Health Inspector: What was zat?!
D-Bot: I'm pretty sure that's-
The Health Inspector: Health violation. Bring me to the next room, please.
D-Bot: *sigh* Sure
Then D-Bot brings to The Health Inspector to the hallway
D-Bot: Alright, this is the hallway. What do you think?
The Health Inspector: Are you stalling for time?
D-Bot: What?
The Health Inspector: Is that a yes?
D-Bot: Yeah...
The Health Inspector: I would like to see ze toilets.
D-Bot: Of course, right this way
Then they enter the male restroom and take a look at the toilets
D-Bot: These are toilets, we have made them clean every three days.
The Health Inspector: Hmm...zese toilets don't look awfully clean.
D-Bot: What do you mean by that?
The Health Inspector: It's not up to standards. You should have seen ze other restaurant locations. In one of ze locations, some insane person blew up a urinal!
D-Bot: Wait, what?!
The Health Inspector: Let's move on
D-Bot: Of course
Then they go to the prize area
D-Bot: This is the prize room, it's a room where the contestants go to the prize ceremony
The Health Inspector: More like a party room zan ze award ceremony. At least zis room is normal except zere's no tables. It's just there's a voting booth which I don't know why you putted zere in case of presidential election
D-Bot: The voting booth is meant for those who vote to win the prize.
The Health Inspector: Aside from the dance pads, DJ equipment and drinks. Lead me to the next room.
D-Bot: Again, of course
Then they go to the elimination area
D-Bot: This is the elimination area
The Health Inspector: Zis room look decent, but again, why zere's another voting booth? Have you held another presidential election?
D-Bot: No, this voting booth is ment to vote someone to be eliminated
The Health Inspector: You're implying for exterminating someone?
D-Bot: No! It is meant to send someone home, like in Survivor or Total Drama. It's really not like false imprisonment like how they did to eliminated contestants in BFDI or like in actual execution
The Health Inspector: If one or both did happen, I would definitely shut zis place down and report to ze police?
D-Bot: Yeah...are we good?
The Health Inspector: Not quite, zere are still more rooms to take a look at.
D-Bot: We can check on The Dormitories
The Health Inspector: Ze Dormitories? Show it to me.
D-Bot: Of course.
Then they go to The Dormitories
D-Bot: Alright, this is The Dormitories, this is where the contestants sleep
The Health Inspector: Hmm...I can ze sheets shuffled and untied. I also put some clothes on ze ground. I can tell one of zose people living here is lazy.
Then they saw a Doofy taking some substances
The Health Inspector: What ze hell is zat?!
D-Bot: I have no clue what that dragon is doing here. Maybe a recommended character?
Doofy: Oh sh**! I have to get out here! (then he suffocated himself to death with a pillow)
D-Bot: Did he-
The Health Inspector: Health Violation. Next room.
Then they go to the room where the second challenge happen
D-Bot: What do you think of this room? It has multiple rooms in
The Health Inspector: I smell ash and purgatory here. I see some wood chunks and rotten bodies (points out the damage parts from the doors and rotting corpses of dogs)
D-Bot: Oh dammit
The Health Inspector: Health Violation. Next room.
Then they go to the Daniel's shrine room
D-Bot: This is...wait-
The Health Inspector: I feel dark magic in zis room.
Damien: (wears a reaper jacket) Hello there, do you want to pray to our might god and lord Xemüg?
The Health Inspector: Zis room is a health hazard.
D-Bot: I didn't see those people having a secret cult in this room and is that a decapitated head of the donkey?!
The Health Inspector: Not only zat, open flames in a venue for small children. Health. Hazard. Next room.
Numerous rooms including from the second challenge inspecting later
Does Bad Things Guy: All right, where is that health inspector? Hmm… (points at Donald) That can’t be the health inspector. He’s a duck. Where is he…? (points at the health inspector) Oh, that’s him! That’s the inspector! He sounds French too! Yeah! (cocks gun)
The Health Inspector: Ze tour is complete.
D-Bot: I'm glad it's over with.
The Health Inspector: I'm not done yet. Look, I'll be honest. Its amazing zat ze roof hasn't caved in yet, with the amount of rats, mold and asbestos above us. Zis place is dangerous. Every second we're here, our combined life expectancy falls by at least 3 minutes. I'm going to have to shut zis place down, like, right now.
D-Bot: Well, it's up to the owner's decision. But it's for the best to move to another location.
The Health Inspector: It's not only the owner, but you are apart of it as well
D-Bot: Ok, tell me about it.
The Health Inspector: You put your contestants and your staff in danger like one of them was sent to the hospital. As for the challenges that involves fighting a mechanical dinosaur, finding a door with dangerous obstacles in zeir way, dominos zat cause have caused a hail of zem, labor work especially with child labor, commit zeft on Tunisian diamond for the budget while causing massive destruction on ze museum, made zem laugh a dirty joke so hard zat they could have broke zeir vocal cords, made zem wear drag clothes zat could have dangerous bacteria on it including zey featured on international news, illegal substance present in of ze articles of clothing, explosive diarrhea zat launched into the ceiling, concussion from dodgeballs, witnessing you being assassinated by a stranger, bringing an actual dinosaur as a diorama and attempted to prey one of ze judges while someone planning an explosive to one of ze dioramas, a lose animatronic from Freddy's arrived here and letting zem dive into deep of the bottom trench without diving equipment are multiple health and OSHA violations. As for ze prizes served to the contestants, ze food is fresh, but serving live animals as prizes is sort of a health hazard.
D-Bot: Well, we got recovery centers for some cases.
The Health Inspector: Zen tell me, what did you do with ze eliminated contestants
D-Bot: I teleported them back to their homes, unlike the letter speakerboxes and animal hosts who falsely imprison their eliminated contestants.
The Health Inspector: As your suggestion suggests zat you want to move to another place, right?
D-Bot: Yeah, I haven't known the location, but one of my assistants will.
The Health Inspector: Alright zem, I'll be leaving now. I'll inspect their shows as well, especially with the letter Q speakerbox who hasn't started yet and that penguin host in a couple of days. Goodbye. (gets gunned down)
Does Bad Things Guy: BANG!
Donald: (kids screaming in the background) OH MY GOODNESS, THAT HEALTH INSPECTOR JUST DIED!
D-Bot: Uh, let’s get out of here!
Cut to a news alert
MAD News Anchor: We interrupt this program with some breaking news! A health inspector was shot in the head near the local diner today just inspecting this place. Police and Eliminators are investigating this now.
Later, far away from the diner where the health inspector was murdered
Deadpool: Well, what did he say before he was shot?
D-Bot: He has seen enough today and who let a cult in our set anyways?
Daniel: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
D-Bot: Whatever. We got the ceremony to attend and we're standing on it. So this is the first ceremony of the merge. First, the prize. Dio, Donkey Kong, Diluc, Deadpool, Daniel J. D'Arby and Daddy Dearest are up for prizes. So, think who should deserve the prize because the voting booths aren't going to be used until we find the new location and only think who is at the top third while deserving the prize. So, DarkDelta, what do the contestants think will win this time?
DarkDelta: The winning competitor is Dio. He gets a win-token and a dispenser which dispenses drinks I suppose
Dio: Another prize, another prize for myself
Daffy: We're definitely going to share this prize, that's going to be handy for us.
Daitomodachi: Now for the elimination. So, this is going to be the first elimination for the merge, but you only think to eliminate who are at the bottom third or should I say, fallen to The Danger Zone. So think and DarkDelta will decide the-
Diona: Ok, ok, ok! I'm eliminated for being the first one out of the challenge and being currently at the lowest score which made me a huge target!
DarkDelta: Diona, I was going to announce the results of the competitor's mind thoughts and you're right, all of them decided thought voted you include yourself to be eliminated
Diona: I knew it! I should have been stronger!
Deimos: We had to vote someone off and how you performed at the current challenge it's obvious that it was an easy choice to vote for you
Daisy: But don't think the negative side, you played it well for the more than half of this season
Diona: Well, at least I know all of your names and get to know some of you. I hope the rest of the competition won't be a hassle on all of you except for that Daniel freak who more than half of us want him gone!
Daniel: But we are apart of the group where we delivered donuts and save you from the elimination once
Diona: But you're reasoning that more than a quarter of us got eliminated and your luck escaped that fate. When you're up for elimination, I'll assure you that you won't survive this one.
Daniel: Good luck with that, at least you're returning to your old place
Donald: Don't listen to him Diona, I hope you're going great with Margret, she'll be proud of how well you have done with us.
Dori: Diona, we maybe came from the same world but in a different region from each other. Maybe in one day, we can meet soon and we won't forget that. Now, you can rest at your home and not worry about future troubles, we will be fine. I'm pretty sure people of Mondstadt care about you and wanted to see you return
Diona: Do you really mean it?
Dori: Yeah, you have done enough in this competition and it is the right moment to go home.
Diona: Thank you guys, I hope all of you except Daniel good luck to that competition and farewell. Take me away, Dai!
Daitomodachi teleports Diona back to her homeworld. After that everyone went outside.
Daki: You know, you could just yeet her, since she's-
Daitomodachi: Daki, it has a policy on this show
Daki: Oh, right? So, are we going to look around to see if any place wants to accept as the new place for the competition or-
D-Bot: I'll think about it later. Now what the next challenge could be?
Deadpool: Oh! I know, maybe one of my items could help
Daddy: Then, pull it out!
Deadpool: Let's see here, (he searches through his bag) chimichangas, grenades, some dates, a Dorito bag, my hotline number, mags, pizzas, donuts, my photographed pictures, unused water bottle, a map and.....ah ha! (pulls out the Rift-To-Go capsule) This one should do the trick! (then smashed it on the ground and teleports to another location while everybody falls on the sky lands on a pile of used pears)
Donkey Kong: Where are we?
Then the tall monitor fall on lands on the ground and survives while displays the current scores
THE SCOREBOARD
1. Dio - 208
2. Donkey Kong - 186
3. Diluc - 149
4. Deadpool - 148
5. Daniel J. D'Arby - 119
6. Daddy - 110
THE PRIZE ZONE____
7. Demoman - 104
8. Diavolo - 104
9. Dedede - 95
10. David - 85
11. Daniel - 70
THE DANGER ZONE___
12. Doppio - 70
13. Dori - 65
14. Deimos - 60
15. Daisy - 54
16. Daffy - 44
17. Donald - 43
Doppio: Oh great, now I'm in the danger zone.
Diavolo: Aside from that, we have to get going
Then they get off the pear pile
Demoman: Ok, I feel a little wet, but where are we?
Daffy: Um, guys. You may wanna take a look at this.
Then they saw Season P2 a.k.a Nathan's season P contestants talking about the first challenge
First they saw, The Pink Partiers
Patrick: Begging back to the game and we lost the first challenge. This is so unfair!
Peter: Well, I thought we had to eat every single one of them until they're bunch of seeds
Peach: I feel so pumped and prepared for this challenge, but they are so many of them
Pluto: Borf, borf, borf.
Pit: Hey there, could you let us the newbies as myself to do the next performance on the future challenges
Pikachu: Pika, pika, pika!
Penny Crygor: Yeah, you all went into desperation after spending ten months into that competition
Penny Proud: At least we're patient though, right?
Patrick: Anyways, did any of you get some snacks, maybe popcorn, pretzels, potato chips, pop-tarts, pepperoni slices, pocky, parmesan, popsicles, ...........
Then turn attention to Perilous Pranksters
Pacifica: Well guys, we did it. We won despite the veterans going nuts over there for months.
Papyrus: THE VICTORY WAS UNEXPECTED, AT LEAST IT'S WORTH IT, RIGHT?
Pete: It sure does!
Plankton: Sorry about that, I was too excited and pumped up for this season, especially as I was in math camp for so long because of that highway I built a long time ago.
Pennywise: Say, now we're a team, how about some tales about yourself just to get to know each other
Phineas: That sounds like a great idea, we can do that
Po (KFP): So, who wants to go first?
Popeye: I'll go start with mine then
Pajama Sam: Ooh, can you tell us how your life was?
Putt-Putt: Yeah, I would like to hear it, please
Demoman: What kind of place is this?
Deadpool: We're on Season P2 set which we're on Nathan's season P, I think it took place after the first episode. I'm curious to know how they sleep?
Then they noticed Pee-Wee who stands in front of them
Pee-Wee: Hello!
Daffy: Who are you exactly?
Pee-Wee: I'm Pee-Wee! Did you come here to play with us?
Donald: No, we arrived here thanks to him (points at Deadpool)
Deadpool: So, when does episode 1.5 happen?
Diluc: If you excuse us, we would like you to ask some questions
Pee-Wee: Sure!
Diluc: Is there any person that knows about this place?
Pee-Wee: Oh, you should ask the Phoebe the Penguin, she'll know what to do
Diluc: Thanks, well be leaving now
The remaining season D3 contestants left
Panty: Um, Pee-Wee, what is it? What are you doing?
Pee-Wee: Oh, those kind people asked me some directions
Postman Pat: That's really kind of you, Pee-Wee
D-Bot decides to walk around until he saw Phoebe the Penguin
D-Bot: Excuse me, I would like a help to find a new place for my competition
Phoebe: (turns her back) Who are you?
D-Bot: I'm D-Bot, the host of season D3 and you must Phoebe the Penguin, one of the animal hosts in Season P2
Phoebe: Yep, that's me. You said something about your competition
D-Bot: Yes, one of the members from our crew fell ill and the place got shut down.
Phoebe: Sorry about that, but if you were looking for a place to take place. I think you need to ask the Season D2 host to borrow the set. That way, you, your contestants and your staff are going there until you can find the new location.
D-Bot: Ok, I'll do that. Thanks for the suggestion, I hope you have great luck with your season.
Phoebe: And yours as well. And before you go, I have a challenge suggestion. (Handles a paper with one challenge suggestion to D-Bot) By providing this challenge.
D-Bot: Thanks for another suggestion. We'll meet again in the future. Bye for now
Phobe: Ok, bye.
Then D-Bot goes to his remaining contestants
Diavolo: You know, arriving at this place, it feels like we're trespassing that we're not supposed to go.
Dedede: So, where are we supposed to go to compete now?
D-Bot: Contestants, I have the next challenge and it's- (then receives the phone call and answers it) Hello?
Brooklyn T Guy: Hello D-Bot.
D-Bot: Are you a doctor?
Brooklyn T Guy: Yeah, I'm the guy with a lot of jobs. About the guy who worked as a crew member on your show. He had Danish allergies, apparently he ate one of the Danish pastries and that's how he got it from. I decided to make an appointment with your contestants and your crew members of course. Is it a challenge? Nope. And he's not alone, some people got the same thing, so I believe that we're going to have a small pandemic here. I suggest to delay the challenge for another time.
D-Bot: Doh, is there something else?
Brooklyn T Guy: Well, I set up the schedule for your contestants' including for those who got eliminated appointments and I'm currently having a Kätzlein who she's doing fine. And before you ask the dates, it's on due to today.
D-Bot: So, which hospital are we going to?
Brooklyn T Guy: You go to my hospital, it's in Florida which is far away from the current location which again is at the Denny's
D-Bot: I'm neither in Delaware nor at Denny's. I'm at somewhere in a set of season P2
Brooklyn T Guy: Damn, I wish my daughter Penelope could join this season, but hopefully not Patrick Coleman. Anyways, if you want to go to the hospital the quickest, just use the teleporter from Team Fortress 2 and done, you reach there. If I'm absent, gone missing or went to another job, that means Doctor Me Guy will be there. Also, the nurse will call out the names in alphabetical order.
D-Bot: Ok, what about the crew and the stuff of mine?
Brooklyn T Guy: You and your crew will be scheduled for tomorrow or a day after tomorrow. Now if you excuse, I gotta finish with this cat girl. (hangs up)
D-Bot: Well contestants, I'm sorry to say this, but the challenge is going to be delayed for the next episode and all of you are put on doctor appointment.
Diavolo: About what?
D-Bot: Hasn't specified something, you'll find out when you enter his clinic office. So he'll do some check ups on you and you're done.
Daffy: Sounds simple enough, it shucks that isn't a challenge and let's the next challenge is better one.
Donald: Oh boy, that doctor part reminds me of my memories from the past.
Deadpool: I hope my D is being checked
Dori: I don't think it involves in male genitalia
David (CC): And how are we going to get there?
D-Bot: There's this thing called a teleporter device that allows you to teleport you to different locations, but it only takes milliseconds to get there. Does anyone has one?
Demoman: I have one (puts a teleporter device on the ground and activates) Ok, come on lads, hop in
The contestants, D-Bot with his crew entered the teleporter device and reached to the interior of the hospital
Damien: Come on, let's get out of here before they noticed us
Blaineley: Of course
The rest of Damien's team entered the teleporter and reached the hospital... well, except for one
Brittany: Wow, where are we going? Are we going to the mall? Are we going to--
Blaineley: Come on, you stupid girl! You are this close to being kicked out! You deserve to be in Bill's dimension, but not with me though.
Brooklyn T Guy: There you go! You're all clear.
Diona: See! I'm totally fine. What about the guy who had Danish allergies?
Brooklyn T Guy: I'm going to check on after that, the other doctors are going to care of him
Diona: Ok, can I leave now?
Brooklyn T Guy: Sure, I'm waiting for next patient
Diona leaves the clinic office room
D-Bot: Huh, he isn't kidding about check ups on the eliminated contestants. Oh well, I think they can go on their own.
Doppio: How did they manage to get her when she was sent to her homeworld half or one hour ago?
Demoman: Probably different laser teleportation device
Deadpool: That same purple laser who was used for elimination in BFDI? I really won't mind being shot with that kind of laser
Then Brooklyn T Guy comes out of his clinic office
Brooklyn T Guy: Oh, you brought the contestants? That's good. Now I'm going to need to go to the bathroom to take the dump, I'll be in 10 minutes. So, you guys wait while you sit on these chairs. Now if you excuse me, I need to go fast.
Then Brooklyn T Guy ran to the male restroom
Brooklyn T Guy: Oh, I gotta take the number two!
Then the shadow figure comes out and knocks the hell out of him.
Meanwhile at the waiting hall
Daki: Hey Dai, how about we stay at your place, you know, where the KWC episodes takes place
Daitomodachi: The place has been destroyed by Youtube's demonetization power, it took dollars to rebuild
Daki: Oh, the one with Tracer from Overwatch was featured in and I built a dance pole
Deadpool: Ooh, Hopefully Lady Deadpool appears in next episode of KWC
The "Doctor": Alright, I'm back. It took awhile to get finished, I'm going to back at my office
The "Doctor" enters the clinic office
The "Doctor": Call the next patient!
Nurse: Mr Dearest, the doctor wants to see you
Daddy: Ok, I'll be there in a moment
Daddy Dearest enters the clinic office
The "Doctor": Hello Mr. Dearest, I'm Doctor Guy. Have a seat
Daddy Dearest takes a seat
The "Doctor": Alright, you know why you came here?
Daddy: Of course, is it about to check up on my health?
The "Doctor": Yeah, but I already got your medical record information from different dimensions about your height, weight, blood type etc. The only thing is to check up on you with one particular thing
Daddy: Go on
The "Doctor": It's to see if you have Danish allergy or not.
Daddy: Ok, I mostly sure I don't have one
The "Doctor": Before I do some tests on your digestive tract, I have to ask some questions.
Daddy: Ok, go ahead
The "Doctor": How's your wife?
Daddy: My wife and I get along normally.
The "Doctor": That's fine I guess, even though my wife is a pain in my ass to deal with. How about the other one? Do you drink?
Daddy: Nope
The "Doctor": Ok, you really should hydrate yourself with water. Anyways, want to take a bite out of one of the Danish pastries?
Daddy: Is it a part of the check-up?
The "Doctor": Of course, just take a bite
Daddy: If you said so
Daddy Dearest takes a bite out of the danish pastry
The "Doctor": Good. Now, I need to expose your waist and I'm about to apply some gel on it, then I'll take a scan out of it with this device over.
Daddy: Does it work?
The "Doctor": Well, I'll take this barcode scanner look-a-like, then pressed onto your waist and see your process
Daddy: It does remind me of the time where my wife had an appointment about her early pregnancy.
Then the screen shows his digestive track
Daddy: That's definitely my digestive track
The "Doctor": Alright, I don't see irregularities in you, so clear.
Daddy: That's all?
The "Doctor": Yeah, I don't think you have Danish allergies.
Daddy: Of course
The "Doctor": Thanks for coming, I'll call the next patient
Daddy Dearest gets up and leaves the clinic office
Daniel J. D'Arby: How did it go?
Daddy: I gotta say, the doctor scanned my digestive track while I took a bite of a Danish pastry
Dori: Do you get Danish allergies or not?
Daddy: I have none.
Nurse: Mr Daffy Duck, the doctor wants to see you
Daffy: Of course, I'm coming.
Daffy enters the clinic office
Daffy: Hello?
The "Doctor": Alright, you know why you came here?
Daffy: Are you going to do a check-up on me?
The "Doctor": Yeah, but I already got your medical record information from different dimensions about your height, weight, blood type etc. The only thing is to check up on you with one particular thing
Daffy: That's sorta creepy to where you got my medical record from. I just wanted to know what you mean by one particular thing?
The "Doctor": It's to see if you have Danish allergy or not.
Daffy: Just do the check-up on me, please?
The "Doctor": Before I do some tests on your digestive tract, I have to ask some questions.
Daffy: Ok, spit it out.
The "Doctor": What kind of duck are you?
Daffy: I'm a black swedish duck. Anything else?
The "Doctor": Oh silly me, your race is already registered in your file. I have another question, do you eat bread?
Daffy: I do, you're probably thinking of the ducks at the pound. I prefer the ones from the supermarket instead of being thrown at by the bystanders
The "Doctor": Ok, want to take a bite out of one of the Danish pastries?
Daffy: Sure, what could go wrong?
Daffy takes a bite out of the danish pastry
The "Doctor": Good. Now, I need to expose your waist and I'm about to apply some gel on it, then I'll take a scan out of it with this device over. Oh wait, you're a duck.
Daffy: Of course I am. Tell me about the device over there
The "Doctor": Well, I'll take this barcode scanner look-a-like, then pressed onto your waist and see your process
Daffy: I might tell Bugs about this or should I?
Then the screen shows his digestive track
Daffy: That's my digestive track alright
The "Doctor": Alright, I don't see irregularities in you, so clear.
Daffy: That's all?
The "Doctor": Yeah, I don't think you have Danish allergies.
Daffy: Of course for crying out for loud
The "Doctor": Thanks for coming, I'll call the next patient
Daffy gets up and leaves the clinic office
Donald: Hey Daffy, how's the check-up?
Daffy: It went fine, he only made me answer a very few questions and does a scan on my digestive system
Daisy: Did you get Danish allergies?
Daffy: Nope, but my feathered waist is gel wet, but I need a dish towel for that one.
Deadpool: This is getting to get boring, let's do the montage, shall we? But first, NUC has made the first episode of his CAR, if you want to check it out, the link is right here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXTzHl-MdxM. Now, let's get onto the montage.
Montage start (the Benny Hill theme plays)
The screen is split into 3 by 5 grid horizontal screens and each of the contestants has taken a bite out of the Danish pastry. Daisy had to pull her dress up, Daniel J. D'Arby lowers his vest and shirt, The "Doctor" starts to like Daniel, David (CC) was humming while The "Doctor" the procedure progress on him, Deadpool was offscreen while he takes his pants off while The "Doctor" face was palmed, Dedede was complaining to the "Doctor" about his removal of his royal attire, Deimos thinks the device was a x-ray, Demoman was confused about the doctor orders, Diavolo has goosebumps of reminder the last time that he went to the hospital, Diluc does the procedure on himself, Dio order the "Doctor" do to his check-up protocol, Donald has a nervous feeling, Donkey Kong was surprised to learn what his digestive track looks like, Doppio has the same result as Donald and Dori spits out the facts about the digestive system. All of them doesn't have Danish allergies
D-Bot: It turns out all of them don't have Danish allergies.
Daffy: Then who's up for elimination?
D-Bot: None of you are up for elimination, so I'll skip that one.
Dori: Huh? I suppose it made the elimination pattern different
Daisy: No elimination this time, this brings me a sigh of relief.
Doppio: I guess I'll stay for another day in the next challenge
D-Bot: Anyways, while you guys have something to do, I'm going to call Denel Rooivalk driver to pick us up for the new location.
Dedede: Wait a second, where's Daniel?
Deimos: I think he went to the restroom
At the back of the hospital building
Daniel: Hey Damien, since that place was shut down by a french health inspector, what are we going to do? Hopefully they at least have a statue of Xemüg
Damien: Before that I would say about it, I have another two new members for our group. And also, I am the same guy as I am from South Park. But anyways, first, it's...
A girl with braces appears while the Psycho theme plays
Everyone: (gasps) DARLA!
Damien: That's right, Darla from Finding Nemo. It's because I saw that in Season N2, the titular clownfish had a nightmare about her, and he saw her as extremely evil for the amusement park.
Darla: NOM! I'm a piranha! They're in the Amazon!
Damien: Okay, Darla.
Brittany: Hi, Darla! Looks like we're new friends!
Darla: Hi, Brittany! I am Darla, and look, I see two duckies and a Teletubby!
PTLD-93: SHUT UP! I AM NOT A TELETUBBY!
Damien: Anyways, the second one should be coming by now
Then The "Doctor" arrives
The "Doctor": So, this is the spot?
Damien: Yes, you can take off the disguise now
The "Doctor" takes off the disguise and reveals to be............................................Does Bad Things Guy
Blaineley: Who is that guy?
Does Bad Things Guy: Oh you hear my name, alright? If you don't, I'll tell ya. I'm Does Bad Things Guy, that's my full name
Damien: This fellow is a great serial killer. He only does the slaughter when somebody opens the door to his room, he's going to knock you out, then does his doing, and of course, I hired him to kill that damn health inspector if the inspection fails.
Does Bad Things Guy: No big deal. It was so easy.
DarkDelta: I was just wondering, where did you manage to find him? He's supposed to be buried the underground while his death was shot to his head by his twin brother
Damien: With my powers, I brought him back to life and now he made a deal with me. Not only his aiding to look for more sacrifices, he's also wanted a revenge on his brother and the victims who survived
Does Bad Things Guy: If you need anything that you captured to kill, just call me. I'll do the job from here.
PTLD-93: wHaT If hE GeTs cAuGhT?
Does Bad Things Guy: I'll just pretend I'm Detroid guy because I have a lot of brothers.
Daniel: Eh, that could work.
Damien: Anyways, I have the good news and the bad news
Brittany: Oh boy: What's the good news?
Damien: The good news is that D-Bot will get sued for OSHA violations and the mischief we have caused. If it succeeds, he won't be host anymore and my takeover will begin. I can't wait to toy with the remaining contestants.
Blaineley: And, what's the bad news?
Damien: Well, I have a nerve that Donald is still determined to get rid of us and my guess is that he hired an assassin to take out without noticing, I suggest to keep alert for the anonymous person
DarkDelta: Anything else?
Damien: This one is for PTLD-93
PTLD-93: WHAT IS IT THAT YOU'RE GOING TO TELL?
Damien: Do you remember that I wanted revenge on P.S.B? Unfortunately the season P1 has finally finished and from the bystanding area that we encountered, the season P2 had started the production.
PTLD-93: IS THIS TRUE?!
Damien: Like I said, it really happened and I think they are preparing their first elimination especially with the veterans who had trauma for almost a year.
PTLD-93: WHO RETURNED IN THIS SEASON?!
Damien: The starfish, the fat father, the princess, the dog, and the algae returned. But since you did some dirty work for me in couple of challenges, I have a surprise for you
PTLD-93: OH BOY, I'M ABOUT TO HAVE MY OLD BODY BACK!
Damien: You guessed it, here comes the reward (pulls out the covers and reveals his old body) What do you think? I made it more extra powerful and I removed the power button function off the systems which should make you an invincible beast that looks for the new victims.
PTLD-93: YES!! WHEN I GET INSIDE OF THAT NEW FORM, I'LL MAKE SURE THAT MY REVENGE WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN *laughs in maniacal manner*
Dennis was watching the Damien's group with binoculars while hiding in the bushes
Dennis: *whisper* Ah, this target has a group, doesn't he? (pick-up the phone and calls Donald) Hello? This is your hitman speaking
Donald: Did you finally arrive and do the job?
Dennis: I'm currently in the bushes and that target of your has group, I have to think another plan
Donald: I know, I have strange feeling about the doctor being suspicious looking
Dennis: About that doctor, he turns out to be a mass serial killer in disguise, and he was the one that killed the health inspector
Donald: *gasp* It can't be!
Dennis: I heard this guy before, his name is Does Bad Things Guy
Donald: I gotta tell the others to alert this guy! Sorry, I'll talk to you later (hangs up)
Dennis: So, I have no choice to think the other way to another
Back to the interior of the hospital building
D-Bot: Anyways, there's no actual challenge which means there's no elimination this time and it ends the doctor appointment episode. What will happened next Find out in the next episode of A.C.E and bye for now. (then pulls up his phone and calls the owner of one of the Denny's location that was used for the competition.) Hello, it's me, D-Bot. Do you remember that location where you gave me permission to use it as the competition? Apparently, the health inspector came after one of our crew members had Danish allergies which we didn't take a look at the medical record and he shut the place down after he found asbestos and pests on the roof which we didn't take a look at, rotten dog corpses and some biohazard found in the hallway of doors from the second challenge. Look, I know you're pissed and all, but we didn't think it will be a problem. How much? That lot of money, huh? I was thinking of moving to the new location that isn't a restaurant and I wanted somewhere in Delaware. Good luck having a discussion to the lawyers. Also, the place has been called a SWAT team to take out the dangerous entities. Yes, the dullahans was one of them. Yep, it's going to be a huge one. Should I discuss with Announcer about this? Oh, I understand. It's going to be difficult from now on, I hope the next challenge will help you pay of the lawsuits. About the contestants? They're either going to be in the waiting room in the same room used in Season D2 or they can find their own place to sleep in. So uh, if there's any more updates about the situation, just let me know. Ok, bye. And make sure to leave a message on Discord. (hangs up)
Daitomodachi: What did he say?
D-Bot: He said that there's going to be a set of lawsuits coming after us.
Daitomodachi: Well, call a defense attorney. I meant a dedicated expert on publishing findings
D-Bot: Ok, you got their phone number?
Daitomodachi: Sure (handles a phone number to D-Bot) There you go.
D-Bot: Thanks. I hope this will save our budged from degrading the budget
AT THE APARTMENT COMPLEX
Albedo: Okay, I believe there are only 10 more episodes left of this season. But what did everyone think of this one?
Amelia: Well, this "contest" was about the contestants getting a doctor appointment. Wait, it's not really a challenge. Although I'm a doctor.
Amethyst: Huh? Was everyone sick?
Aviva: No, they just had to do check-ups and all that. You know, just to check their health.
Barbara: Well, one of them was sick though.
Bubble: Oh no!
Calliope: Yeah, one of the crewmembers had Danish allergies, and probably started getting a bad fever.
Candace: Well, that is horrible!
Chef Pee Pee: I agree!
Badger: Well, at least he turned out okay in the end.
Chuck: It could've been worse if he had the same disease as me.
Cody: Don't forget their digestive tracts have been scanned.
Carrie: It actually reminded me of the time my Season D contestants were at an appointment, but they went to the dentist instead. And (CENSORED BY COLGATE) was the dentist.
Batman: Oh, of course. That annoying purple rabbit.
Annie Einstein: We actually had a similar contest in Cole's version, but we went to the eye doctor instead, and that was in the following season.
Bugs: Wow, everyone's eyes must be perfect, huh?
Annie Einstein: Well, all of the eye sheets had Es in them, because this season was about the letter E.
Bonnie: Well, it makes sense, but it's still self-explanatory.
Annie Einstein: Yeah, I know.
Albedo: Well, I'm glad you guys liked the episode. And let's now wait for the next one, as usual then.
Chapter 18: We Need More Dollars
Chapter Text
The contestants are at the break room
Doppio: So, what are we doing right now?
Diavolo: D-Bot hasn't announced anything yet
Deimos: If there's no new stuff to do, what are we here for anyways?
Deadpool: D-Bot is currently in court with his lawyer, I'm pretty sure the challenges are going to be much safer now thanks to the OSHA called out after you know, the Danish allergies
Dori: The Occupational Safety and Health Administration does have rights to inspect the show, after all we have been through, we did reach more than halfway through party-like games. In reality, some of the challenges were dangerous. We clearly fought a mechanical dinosaur which could have crashed into one of us and some of them had magic used on them to make it more different and difficult in some cases.
Daisy: I remembered that time when I joined in the first season D, I was so happy at that time until the dark entities came and we had to fend off against them.
Donald: Yeah, I can't forget that time when Damien joined the second season D and caused the mass destruction. I'm glad Dee Dee and Dexter managed to defeat his dad.
Daffy: You know, I wish I could sleep in the dormitories now.
Demoman: Agreed, I'm so bored. Maybe another beer can change my mood
Daddy: What about some board games aside from Dungeons and Dragons?
Donkey Kong: Sounds like a good idea to me, then what board games start with D?
Daniel J. D'Arby: Board games you say? Well, these are Darwin's Journey, Dead of Winter: A Crossroads Game, Deception: Murder in Hong Kong, Decrypto, Deep Sea Adventure, Deep Sea Adventure, Detective, Dinosaur Island, Dixit, Dominant Species, Dominion, Dryptosaurus, Dorf Romantik, Dune Imperium, Dungeon Mayhem And more
Deadpool: There's also a Monopoly version of myself. By the way, who wants to play that game? Anyone?
Daffy: If Monopoly starts with D, I'll be fine with that
Deadpool: That one actually exists, it's called Donopoly.
David (CC): What's Donopoly?
Deadpool: It's Monopoly, but it's just artwork with Donald Trump on it. By the way, he became the first American president tried and convicted of his crimes
Daffy: HE DID WHAT?!!!
Dedede: Is this a real thing?! I thought presidents are never going to be charged with crimes. What crimes did he commit?
Deadpool: 34 felony counts of falsifying business records in New York, it was hush money payment on Stormy Daniels. He also violated the gag order that made him silence the public bash talk on people who worked in a trial. He also called his trial a "rigged" one.
Doppio: Wait, what's the meaning of that count?
Dori: I've never known much about the political figures outside of Teyvat. The count falsifying business records is a crime defined in Article 175.10 and 175.15 of the New York Penal Law and can land you up to 1 year maximum in prison.
Deimos: Enough with that, what are we going to do when D-Bot was in court. Did he went to the court by himself or-
Daniel J. D'Arby: My assumption that he went with DarkDelta
Deimos: Oh, did he have a great defense lawyer?
Daniel J. D'Arby: We haven't known the name of his attorney
Daisy: Guys, there's something wrong with the lights!
Daddy: What's the problem?
Daisy: The lights won't turn on, I tried to flip up and down couple of times and it won't work
Daffy: Did the lights break?
Diluc: No, it's the power outage.
Daffy: Oh, that explains why it won't turn on
Deadpool: Yeah, I had a problem when I was trying to charge my phone last night and it won't charge.
Dori: That's definitely the power outage, all though I got use it without the need of electricity
Dedede: Oh great! First the Denny's place that we compete in, now this! What are we going to do now?
Donald: Hold on, what if this place forgot to pay the electricity bill, may that's why they deactivated the power
Donkey Kong: It seems believable, it better not be about fighting and surviving against demons again
Daffy: What? Are we going to beat em them up and threw them at the dumpster
Deimos: Man, I wish there was a way that there's something to do, like finding the D Center
Doppio: Wait, D Center? Does it exist?
Deimos: Well, the last season had a center which is a mix of tall mall and a business look alike
David (CC): That sounds cool! We hope we can get this one like this, we can do so much activities in there like dancing, drawing, driving, diving, dining, drinking, disc golf, drumming, DIY crafts, watching documentary, darts, dirt-biking, drone flying and much more
Daffy: That's a fair amount of activities, but we did some of them in challenges, remember?
David (CC): Oh yeah, I thought it would be more fun. As a camp counselor, the campers and I did many activities together.
Dio: Does anyone remember what D-Bot is going through?
Deadpool: The lawsuits against him? Yeah, "Ze Health Inspector" reported the doing that we have done including the stealing a Tunisian Diamond and the ones that involves in deaths
Daniel: That sucks for us, right? Are we going to find a new hiding place since we commit thievery?
Daddy: We had no choice to steal that valuable diamond for a million dollars
Doppio: Hold on, didn't the budget have 1,000,000 dollars worth?
Diluc: It is indeed a million, that amount of currency was also taken away the deputies because of a mass crime we commit
Dedede: Lucky for me, I don't have to and I'm already scot free
Deadpool: (whispers to Dedede's ear) Lucky....
Dori: We can't just sit there and do nothing. We have to find a way to gain the budget back
Donald: But how?
Daitomodachi: How about working on a job like a normal person
The contestants are surprised and gasped
Daitomodachi: Bet ya all wondering what the next challenge is going to be and this one will help out
Dori: Ok, what's the next challenge?
Daitomodachi: You guys will work at Domino's
Daffy: Domino's? Is this place a popular pizzaria?
Daitomodachi: Yeah, DarkDelta had worked hard to applied all of you to this job and lucky you guys don't have to do the interviewing process thanks to D-Bot himself
Daisy: Sweet! I can't wait to work here.
David (CC): This is going to be a new experience for us, right guys?
Donald: Yeah, that's a smart idea. But where's the location?
Daitomodachi: Before I'm going to say it, DTLP-39 has died
The contestants: What?!
Daitomodachi: His costume has fallen apart and we found some oil on the ground
Deadpool: Hmm....what if he faked his own death, how about that?
Daitomodachi: I'm not sure who's the perpetrator, we believe someone break in and murdered him at the spot
Daki: Dai, we really need more guards, what if they onto our meat?
Daitomodachi: Nah, there's no way to steal our dominant guts. As for him, rest in pepperonis I guess.
Daddy: Can we get to moving? I'm pumped and ready for this.
Daitomodachi: Fine, get into Denel Rooivalk
Daffy: Again?! Can we find a vehicle that starts with D other than that?
Daitomodachi: We can't, the budget runs low and dying. So, that's going to be only transportation from now on
Diavolo: I see, let's get moving.
Daniel: *thinking* (So, they are going to work at Domino's to get help with the budget. I wonder PTLD-93 does well on his revenge)
Flashback plays where the Damien's team hiding in one of the DAF trucks while they watch on Youtube
Does Bad Things Guy: So boss, what ya preparing?
Damien: Dark magic for my upcoming event
Daniel: Oh, I get it what you're doing in there. You're preparing Doomsday
Damien: Right, all of you wondering when it's going to happen?
Darla: Oooh, what's Doomsday?
Damien: You'll see when the day arrives.
Blaineley: Ok, so are you going to pull an apocalypse or what?
Damien: Anyways, PTLD-39, I have a mission for you.
PTLD-39: WHAT IS IT?
Damien: I wanted to test out the invincibility on your armor for my curiosity if the upgrade was worthy.
PTLD-39: OF COURSE, WHAT SHOULD I TEST ON?
Damien: You said that you wanted revenge on those contestants? Why not terrorize them for pleasure
PTLD-39: OF COURSE, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? SHOULD SNEAK ATTACK OR TAKE OUT BY SURPRISE?
Damien: Let's say that you're going to destroy the power source and blame that algae one, while they search for the circuit breaker, you'll scare them, then let them attack you and strike back at them. And don't forget to destroy the recovery center machines. That way, your revenge is going to be complete while it is a step of progression of the revenge of mine.
PTLD-39: I LIKE THAT IDEA OF YOURS, LET'S GET INTO MOTION!
Damien: That's what I like to hear, now get them
PTLD-39 leaves the DAF TRUCK and he's on his way to the area where season P2 takes place.
Daniel: I hope he comes back without a scratch on him
Damien: Of course, he will.
Does Bad Things Guy: What about me though, what's my next task?
Damien: You're going to disguise yourself as one of the workers for Domino's as I predict this is where the next challenge takes place
Does Bad Things Guy: Don't worry about it, it will be as simple as that.
Then the flashbacks ends as well as the contestants getting on Denel Rooivalk yet again and parked at the parking lot of Domino's, then they get off and they encounter "The Detroit Guy"
"The Detroit Guy": Hey there, you must be those people want to work here
Donkey Kong: That's right, we applied for this job
"The Detroit Guy": You sure?
Deimos: Yeah, someone did the applications for us, so can we have a tour?
"The Detroit Guy": Sure. But first, you gotta change into worker uniforms first
Diluc: Sounds good
The contestants changed their clothes into worker uniforms, then they go inside of Domino's
"The Detroit Guy'': Alright, this is the dining area. This is where the customers can eat inside.
Dedede: Oh boy, you know I'm hungry for pizza
"The Detroit Guy": This isn't time for eating. So, if you look at the front, there's a pick up line to the cashier area. This is where the customers can order anything on the menu on the top, right here.
Demoman: I know what the pick up line is
"The Detroit Guy": Let's move on to the cashier area
Then they go to the cashier area
"The Detroit Guy": Alright, at the front of yourselfs are the cash registers, this is where we put all the money from the customers who gave us in and the number one for the cash register is to never take money from the cash register.
Daniel J. D'Arby: Of course.
"The Detroit Guy '': Right behind you, there are pizza boxes and the drink dispenser. The pizza boxes are for the pizza that we store in when the pizza is done cooking and we hand it to the customers. As for the drink dispenser, when the customer orders a drink, you grab a cup, then dispense a drink by pressing the lever with the cup; then put a cover and a straw and voila, the drink is ordered.
Donald: Ok, what's next?
"The Detroit Guy": Now, we're going to the kitchen
Then the contestants goes to the kitchen
"The Detroit Guy": Now, this is the kitchen, you can use any ingredients from the fridge for the pizza toppings, but you gotta put the toppings from the order. I also have a video how to make the pizza if you want to know about, I left with a video link in order to watch to see what I mean. Make sure to clean after yourselves and sanitize the area to prevent contaminating the place. There's also delivery bikes outside if the customer orders from the phone. After that, you'll take that order a deliver at the door and let the customer to give you a tip. Alright, this is all I know how it works. If anyone has questions, just let me know and I'll come here. Good luck on the first day.
Daitomodachi: You heard from him, the next challenge is to work at Domino's, the goal of the challenge is to gain as many dollars as possible from the orders made by the customers. You can be a chef, a cashier, a manager and my favorite part is the delivery driver. Each dollar is worth a point.
Doppio: How much dollars we need to fill up the budget
Daitomodachi: I don't know, D-Bot hasn't specified the amount of dollars we need to pay off the debts. So, let the challenge begin.
Then the music called Dreams by Lost Sky plays
Deimos: Damn, this music is so good that I'm even more in the mood to do this.
Daniel: So, who's the next customer?
Daffy: I don't know, maybe a normal guy.
Then a customer arrives and goes to the pick up line
Dazai Osamu: Hello
Daisy: Hi, welcome to Domino's. How may I help you?
Dazai Osamu: I would like a regular pizza made by handmade pan oven
Daisy: Alright, ordering right up. (writes a note of the order and gives it to Dori)
Dori: Everyone, we got our first order!
Deimos: Tell me about it
Dori: He wanted an ordinary medium sized mushroom pizza made by handmade pan
Demoman: Simple enough. Should we make the dough by hand?
Dori: There are fresh dough balls delivered in the storage, grab one and let's get started
Deimos grabs a dough ball, then rolls it into a flat circular with a rolling pin, then puts tomato sauce around it, then he puts sliced mushrooms and then covers with shredded cheese. Then he puts in a flat pizza pan and slides it into the oven.
Deimos: How long should I take out?
Dori: 7 to 12 minutes
Deimos: Ok
Then the another customer shows up
Daffy: Hello kid, welcome to Domino's. How may I help you?
Dororo: Uhhhhhh........I would like a pizza
Daffy: What kind?
Dororo: Hmmmm.....does it have plants and meat in it?
Daffy: Yes, we do have one
Dororo: I'll take Fiery Hawaiian one please
Daffy: Ok, just stay here and wait for the pizza. (writes a note of the order and gives it to Dori) Hey Dori, the next order is here
Dori: Alright, the next customer say that she wanted a Fiery Hawaiian
Daddy: What size?
Dori: Hold on. Daffy, did the customer say about the size?
Daffy: Nope. Let me ask her. (goes to Dororo) Excuse me, what size did you want?
Dororo: Big
Daffy: Don't you mean large?
Dororo: Yeah, a big one
Daffy: Ok, Dori, she want a large pizza
Dori: Noted. She wanted a large pizza
Deimos: Got it.
Deimos Pulls out another dough ball, then rolls it into a flat circular with a rolling pin, then puts tomato sauce around it, then puts necessary ingredient toppings and covers with shredded cheese. Then he puts in a flat pizza pan and slide it into the oven. Then checks the his watch and the first pizza was finished cooking, he pulls out the pizza, then slides into ten pieces with the pizza cutter while placing onto a box, then he folds up the pizza box while putting the condiment packets, then he closes the pizza box and gives it to Daisy.
Deimos: Pizza done
Daisy: Sweet! (Then he takes a look at the Dazai) Sir, your order is here.
Dazai Osamu: Great, how much does it cost?
Daisy: $7.99 dollars, sir. Do you want to pay with cash or credit card sir.
Dazai Osamu: I'll pay with cash
Daisy: (finishing up the order and the receipt comes out while being slid by hand, then gives it to him while he's giving a one five dollar bill and three one dollar bills, then she exchanges for a penny) Here's a receipt and exchange. Have a nice day.
Dazai Osamu: (takes the pizza box) Thanks, have a nice day as well! (then he leaves Domino's)
Then the next customer comes
Dennis: Hello?
Donald: Welcome to Domino's. How may I help you? *whisper* Wait a minute. Dennis, did you just come here in person?
Dennis: *whisper* Look, I came here to tell you the info about Damien's team.
Donald: *whisper* What's the news about them?
Dennis: *whisper* I managed to get the info from last night that tells me one of the assistants DTLP-39 turns out to be PTLD-93. The one who terrorized and took over a show once.
Donald: *whisper* *gasp* I can't believe this, I knew what's wrong with that teletubby animatronic!
Dennis: *whisper* Not only that, but his armor is more powerful than normal self. He just caused the power outage for the second time, now he's going to annihilate those people like squash a group of domestic parasites.
Donald: *whisper* Oh no, this is really bad. I hope one of the contestants can stop him.
Dennis: *whisper* As right now, I need to take look at the target and his movements
Donald: (nodded as a yes) So, what do I get for you?
Dennis: A Deluxe Feast with medium size would be nice touch and a diet coke
Donald : (writes the note of order) Ok, just stay here and the order is coming up. (then gives the note of order to Dori)
Dori: Thanks Donald. A medium sized Deluxe Feast and a diet coke.
Deadpool: Gotcha
Deimos decides to pull out the remaining pizza and does familiar following with the previous pizza
Deimos: Here, the order is done
Daffy: Thanks. (looks at Dororo) Kid, the order is done! That would be $15.99. Do you have cash on you?
Dororo: Sure, (gives 20 dollar bill to Daffy) There you go
Daffy: (finishing up the order and giving the receipt to her while he puts a 20 dollar bill onto the cash register as he pulls out four dollar bills, three quarters, two dimes and four pennies) Here's your change and receipt.
Dororo: Thanks!
Daffy: Have a nice day, kid. (Dororo leaves the Domino's while he checks the 20 dollar bill) Hmm...Hey Deadpool?
Deadpool: Yeah?
Daffy: This 20 dollar bill seems fishy to me.
Deadpool: What's wrong with 20 dollars?
Daffy: I can really tell this is a pick pocket money
Deadpool: Well, it is a paid dollar. We're fine here.
Daffy: I guess so
Deadpool: Alright, it's time to make a Deluxe Feast pizza
Deadpool grabs the fresh dough ball, then rolls it into a flat circular with a rolling pin, then puts tomato sauce around it, then puts necessary ingredient toppings and covers with shredded cheese. Then he puts in a flat pizza pan and slide it into the oven.
Then a next two customers arrive and they are familiar
Daisy: Welcome to Domino's. How can I help you?
Dave: We would like a list of pizzas, have a look.
Daisy: (checks the list and she was surprised) That's a lot of pizzas with different varieties! Wait a minute, Dave and Declan? Is that you?
Declan: Yep, that's us.
Dave: Me, him and the peanut gallery need some delicious dinner before the next big thing.
Daisy: Ok, your order is coming right up. (She walks to Dori) Dori, this is a large order
Dori: Let me take a look at it (she reads the list and her eyes are widened) Everyone, we have a large order here
Deadpool: That large, huh? Let's activate the montage, shall we?
MONTAGE START
Deadpool pulls out the current pizza, then places the pizza on the box and slices the pizza into ten pieces by his katana while folding up the box. Then he grabs an empty cup and fills it up with diet coke from a drink dispenser, then puts a cover and a bendy straw. Then handles the order to Donald, then he gives it to Dennis while he pays off with dollar bills while Donald puts the dollar bills and exchanges the change while giving the receipt. Dennis left off with his order. The other contestants get to work the current order which is a large one. As they cook and prepare, more customers show up (including recommended characters that appeared in Season D2)
Darwin: I would like a cheese pizza, please
Drax: Uh, Spinach and Feta with large size
Doctor Strange: I would take a medium sized pizza
Dan Backslide: I WANT A LARGE PEPPINA PIZZA! I REPEAT! I WANT A LARGE PEPPINA PIZZA!
Davy Jones: My maties and I want a loads of fish pizzas
Donatello: Four pepperoni pizzas, please
Doctor Dolittle: My animal friends and I take one of those pizzas, please
Dante: I guess I'll take the Queen, the one with tomato sauce, mozzarella, ham and mushrooms
Death (Castlevania): I ORDER THE MOST SPICIEST PIZZA IN EXISTENCE!
Dobby: I want a normal pizza, please
Deathstroke: I'll take the medium sized BBQ pizza
Deadshot: I'll take the Bacon BBQ burger and- Wait a minute, is that Deadpool working in there?
Don Juan DeMarco: I want a romantique themed pizza, if you please.
Doom Slayer: ...
Dogmeat: *dog sounds*
Denny: I want a cheesy pizza for me and my lover
Dimentio: Contestants working in the Domino's fast food chain, ey? I would like an Oriental pizza with tomato sauce, mozzarella, onions, merguez and duo of peppers, if you please
Dilbert: I'll a take a medium sized pizza, please
Dot: Three pizzas please
DJ: Ten pepperoni pizzas, please. It's for my party
Dribble: Two America's Favorite Feast pizzas. One for me and one for my pal.
Dixie Kong: That's amazing to see DK working on a job that is different from our world
Dynomutt : Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
Dingodile: I want a large Crispy Cannibal on my mouth
Donita: I want a vegan pizza with absolutely no meat on it!
Dukey: Is there an option for pizzas for dogs like myself? And I’m a kid with a rare hair disorder.
Dale Gribble: One BBQ pizza, please.
Dagget Beaver: Is there any crusty pizza?
Dan (Disventure Camp): A cheese pizza would be fine
Dan (Dan Vs.): Two Bacon Cheeseburger pizzas
Darnell: Yo, I want a BBQ pizza and sprite
David Martinez: Do you guys have energetic pizzas
Dragonite: Dragonite
Dehya: I'll take BBQ Lovers pizza, I suppose.
Damien Desmond: I'll take three medium mushroom pizzas
Dewey Duck: Does uncle Donald work here?
Demencia: Tasty cheese pizza!
Denji: Do you guys have any pizza that has extra sauce?
Dib: A cheese pizza would be fine
Dark Enchantress: Well, well, well, what a restaurant do you have here
Dan Heng: I would mind a regular cheese pizza
Donovan: Have you seen Joseph Joestar?
Devo the Cursed: Lord Dio, is that you?
D and G: So, this is where the contestants work, I rather not summon my stand into this place
Dragona Joestar: Four hawaiian pizzas
The rest of contestants start to work hard on the pizzas one by one and doing the customers orders
6 hours later
Deimos: *phew* The hard work paid off
Daddy: We still need to continue to work for the budget
Deadpool: Well, that was a fun experience, especially with the customers. They remind me of the recommended characters, I'll talk about them later.
Dedede: All that hard work that I have been through, I'm starting to feel hunger. I wonder if they let us have a lunch break
Diavolo: I still have energy to go through this day
Daffy: Hold on, someone called us. (grabs the phone) Hello, This is Domino's. How may I help you?
Duggie: I would like a BBQ Chicken pizza, make it large, I'm talking X-Huge pizza folk.
Daddy: Ok, what's your address?
Duggie: Uh, let me check folk. (checks the address) 763 Lake Ridge Ln, Pensacola, Florida
Daffy: Ok, a delivery person will come to your door soon to deliver your order.
Duggie: Good, I'll wait then folk.
Daffy: Have a nice day, sir. (hangs up) Alright, we got the first delivery order
Dori: What did that person order?
Daffy: He ordered a BBQ chicken pizza with X-Large size.
Dori: Alright, one X-Large sized Barbecue Chicken Pizza is coming right up
One pizza cooking later
"Detroid Guy": Before you can go deliver the pizza. I have to mention that one month ago, there's a commercial about tipping. There's a problem where some people don't tip delivery drivers. So, the company decided to add a policy where the customer tips you, that customer receives three dollars back, but it has to be payed online.
Doppio: What if that person doesn't tip
"Detroid Guy": That shucks if that doesn't get tipped. So, good luck on that delivery
Doppio: (checks the address while holding a pizza box) That address is so far away from Delaware to Florida, it will take days to get here.
Demoman: If you want to get there faster, use one of the teleporters. I think Deadpool has planted one of them in front of the house.
Doppio: I hope this works
Demoman: Alright, I'll place a teleporter for you (places the teleporter and activates it) Here you go.
Doppio: Thanks Demoman
Doppio hops on the delivery bike and drives to the teleporter. Then he gets sent in front of SML House and decides to go into the front door and rings the doorbell.
Marvin (SML): (opens the door) Hello?
Doppio: Hello sir, here's the pizza.
Marvin (SML): Duggie! Get over here!
Duggie: Ooh, my pizza arrived! How much does it cost?
Doppio: $17,99.
Marvin (SML): What?! What size did you order?
Duggie: Marvin, it's X-Large. I wanted a huge pizza and I paid for it online.
Doppio: Ok, (pulls out the tablet with percentages tips) how much do you want to tip, sir?
Duggie: Hold on (presses 15%)
Doppio: Thanks for the tip, here's $3 back on credit.
Duggie: Thanks folk (takes the pizza box), Have a nice day folk. (closes the door)
Marvin (SML): What kind of credit card did you use?
Duggie: Yours folk
Marvin (SML): DUGGIE!
A week later at the Domino's
"Detroit Guy": Wow, you guys have done a very delightful job working for this place. It was satisfying to see you work here.
Daddy: Glad we did. How much money did we make?
"Detroit Guy '': We made over $20000 this week. So, everyone gets $1180 dollars each in average
Dio: With $20000, it isn't enough to restore the competition's budget over the lawsuits
Diavolo: Are we going to continue working until a million?
Dori: According to my calculations, it will take 50 weeks or 11.5 months which is almost one year to get to a million dollar worth mark
Dedede: It sounds a single year to restore the budget
Deimos: We've gone from players to employees in Domino's. This is going to be a long challenge
Then D-Bot and DarkDelta arrives
D-Bot: Contestants, I'm back!
Daniel J. D'Arby: What did you do in the court?
D-Bot: The good news is that most of the lawsuits that I received are down to very few thanks to my defense attorney.
Donald: That's great, what's the bad news?
D-Bot: As for the bad news, do you remember the second challenge?
Doppio: Yes, this is where we have to find the hidden door.
D-Bot: Right, here's the thing. After the challenge was done, the entity creatures left one of the doors and left roaming around all over the place until the health inspector found and called not only the SWAT team, he also called the SCP task force to deal and capture them into cages which is still in progress. This one is a serious one that I have to deal with.
DarkDelta: Well sir, this isn't the only bad news. One of the crew, DTLP-39. It turns out to be PTLD-93
Almost all the remaining contestants gasped
Deimos: Wait, who's PTLD-93?
DarkDelta: I know almost all of them are shocked and surprised to learn one of the assistants turns out to be a terror threat from season P1.
D-Bot: Is there anything else about him?
DarkDelta: Sir, PTLD-93 did annihilate all of the remaining contestants in season P2 except for one who defeated him with the Eddie Valiant act which somehow hit his weak points.
The contestants sigh in relief except for one who founded to be discomfort look
Daniel: *thought* (How, how is this even possible?! I thought Damien upgraded to be an invincible beast and yet someone has found the weak point. It doesn't matter though. Lord Damien's Doomsday would be more destructive than before, Lord Xemüg would be pleased with mass human sacrifices.)
D-Bot: In case you are wondering, how many dollars for serious lawsuits? There's only one. It only costs $10000 dollars.
Dori: Well, that's half of total earnings from what we earned. What are we going to do with the other half?
D-Bot: The other half is still going to be filled with the budget. I must thank you for working on the challenge. Announcer has donated some of the money to keep the competition running. Now let's see the score
THE SCOREBOARD
1. Dio - 208 + 3726
2. Donkey Kong - 186 + 3726
3. Diluc - 149 + 3726
4. Deadpool - 148 + 3926
5. Daniel J. D'Arby - 119 + 3626
6. Daddy - 110 + 3926
THE PRIZE ZONE____
7. Demoman - 104 + 3626
8. Diavolo - 104 + 3726
9. Dedede - 95 + 3326
10. David - 85 + 3626
11. Daniel - 70 + 3326
THE DANGER ZONE___
12. Doppio - 70 + 3314
13. Dori - 65 + 3744
14. Deimos - 60 + 4126
15. Daisy - 54 + 2530
16. Daffy - 44 + 2530
17. Donald - 43 + 2530
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1. Deimos - 4186
2. Deadpool - 4074
3. Daddy - 4036
4. Dio - 3934
5. Donkey Kong - 3912
6. Diluc - 3875
THE PRIZE ZONE____
7. Diavolo - 3830
8. Dori - 3809
9. Daniel J. D'Arby - 3745
10. Demoman - 3730
11. David - 3711
THE DANGER ZONE___
12. Dedede - 3421
13. Daniel - 3396
14. Doppio - 3384
15. Daisy - 2584
16. Daffy - 2574
17. Donald - 2573
Deimos: Booyah!
Donald: Oh yeah, he's in The Danger Zone again!
Deadpool: Wow, I made it from 4th to 2nd.
Dio: At least I'm still at The Prize Zone
D-Bot: So, that's the score for now which ends the Domino's episode. Anyways, Deimos, Deadpool, Daddy Dearest, Dio, Donkey Kong and Diluc are up for the prize while Dedede, Daniel, Doppio, Daisy, Daffy and Donald are up for elimination. This time, it's double elimination. Who do you think is going to get deported? You'll find out on BC01's ACE and we'll see you next time. Bye for-
Deadpool: Wait! Before this episode ends. I have an announcement to say that there's a recommended character that is going to join the game. So, viewers or should I say the readers. On the previous season of this fanfic, one of the comments said about a recommended character that doesn't showed up and it felt sad about it. but don't worry, you guys can sent any recommended characters that you think will be great to join this cast of contestants just like in what they did in BFDI, but since this is season D, you guys can only sent the recommended characters that starts with D. It can be strong dude, a smart guy or an old favorite. So guys, you can write down the characters' names and franchises that are from with circle brackets onto the comments. You can sent it to AMP Discord and possibly DeviantArt! I recommend to do it as soon as possible or you can just do the research on the internet. Anyways, have fun searching! Although BC01 can add his own the recommended characters if he can find. One more thing, once you send the recommendation, we can credit your name in the next episode as an appreciation. And the next episode will be demonic! We'll see you after the third aftermath episode! bye!
AT THE APARTMENT COMPLEX
Albedo: All right, another episode done! Now we only have not even like 10 more episodes left! So what did you guys think?
Amethyst: I loved it! It was definitely a great idea to work at Domino's Pizza to get their money back after that health inspector came.
Avdol: That's a smart idea for them and it works effectively.
Bob: Wow, some of those contestants were better restaurant workers for me?
Bender: Well, it wasn't permanent. It was just for the challenge.
Bonnie: Of all the pizza places they went to, they went to Domino's, and not our pizzeria? What's up with that?
Chica: Then the contestants would be dead if they did that.
Charles: Wait a minute, don't they have like $1,000,000 after they stole that diamond? It's probably an error or something.
The Conductor: I think it's probably because the health inspector confiscated it last episode after the diner closed out.
Charles: Oh no, this is really bad. Hold on a sec, I will be right back and I am going to get that diamond back from the health inspector.
Charles runs off to his helicopter and flies off to the health inspector's office
The Health Inspector: Ah, I can't wait to inspect ze penguin's show. It's going to be so...
Charles: (about to ram his helicopter into his office) This is the greatest plaaaaa--
Cut back to the apartment complex
Albedo: So anyways, are you guys excited for the next episode?
Amy: Well, since it's Episode 16, another contestant is going to join the game!
Candace: I know! I wonder who it'll be.
Carrie: Well, there's obviously Devin, but what about a contestant that hasn't appeared in a C.A.E. show at all?
Captain America: Then maybe either Drax or Doctor Strange.
Captain Caveman: I'd probably go with Dynomutt.
Bowser: One of my minions is a skeleton Koopa called a Dry Bones.
Crash: Maybe Dingodile, I guess?
Aviva: I really hope Donita Donata doesn't join, since she's trying to turn animals into fashion clothing.
Chris Kratt: I agree. She used my brother Martin as a fashion model.
Anya: Sy-on boy's name starts with D
Astolfo: What about Dioscuri or David from the universe that I come from or Durga or Diarmuid Ua Duibhne or Don Quixote or Daikokuten or Duryodhana or Darius III or Demon King Nobunaga;
Aqua: Darkness is already in the competition. Maybe the other Daniel, Dodonko or Dust can join. But not the Destroyer itself. I really can't imagine if that horrifying thing becomes a contestant.
Aoi: I hope Daisaku Bandai or possibly Daiya Oowada can join.
Alex: There are others like Dale the Snail and Dorothy the Lemur. As for Dave the Octopus, I don't know, I heard he's trapped in a snow globe.
Alex (Minecraft): a dolphin or a donkey would nice, but the Drowned mob would threatening
Alphys: Dogamy and Dogaressa or Doggo or maybe a Dummy
Apple: Is it possible for Dough to join? If he joins, I hope no one can eat him
Connie: Well, my dad starts with D
Collei: I think Dehya might have a change to join
Brock: There are brawlers that start with D like Darryl, Doug, Draco and Dynamike
Bojack: Uh huh, there's another person named Doug. There's another guy called Danny Bananas, he's my current show-runner of Horsin' Around
Bender: Hermes's kid can participate, his name is Dwight Conrad
Bart: Database, Dewey Largo, Disco Stu, Dolph Starbeam, Drederick Tatum, Duffman
Chris Griffin: Death, Diane Simmons, Donna Tubbs-Brown, Doug
Cuphead: Dice would be joinable, Deadly Daisy, Djimmi The Great, a dragon
Ash Ketchem: There are Pokémon that start with D like Dragonite, Ditto, Doduo, Dodrio, Donphan, Draco Wish, Dragonair, Dragonite, Dratini, Diglett, Dugtrio, Dunspare. There are also trainers that start with D like Dahlia, Dana, Darach, Dawn, Dendra, Diantha, Drake, Drasna, Drayden, Drayton.
Then everyone starts to discuss on who should join and it got louder
Albedo: Quiet down! Look, I know you want your favorites to join, but you have to find out on the next episode, alright? So, let's all take a rest and let's wait for the next episode.
Barbara: Of course, Albedo. We apologize for the commotion.
Byakuya: Does anyone think that there's a possibility that in the next episode, a Doomsday might happen after the debuting ceremony?
Baseball: Wait, what?
Chapter 19: Character Alphabet Elimination SPE4 Alternate Beginning Scene
Notes:
This is not an episode, just an alternate scene.
Original episode:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IONq9A05c8k
Chapter Text
AT THE APARTMENT COMPLEX
Cruella is taking the Season D3 contestants to the apartment complex
Cruella: Yeah, I'm glad you are all glad to be in the apartment complex because Daniel is ruining the show and the challenges are extremely weird. But it's good that you're finally in the apartment complex to have some fun playing games in the three rooms that are in there, right?
Donkey Kong: Well actually, we are not the Season 4 contestants from Season D3.
The Season D3 are revealed to be the Eliminators
Cruella: Oh my goodness, I did not see that coming!
Eliminator: And I'm glad this foolishness is over, so I can finally eliminate the chosen one!
Cruella: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
In cheat jail; Cruella is sent there and Constantine has been sent to a frozen cryogenic cell in solitary confinement along with the Loan Dolphin, Goodman, and Mirabel
Eliminator: Heh, heh, heh!
Announcer: Oh my gosh! Both of you, you need to talk about this. Cruella de Vil, you cannot send the Season 4, or the future contestants, to the apartment complex, because that causes cheating. So, the new rule of the apartment complex is... no sending the future contestants from the future seasons in BC01's show to the apartment complex until the season is complete. And also, I cannot believe the evil frog shot and killed Aviva! So, Dmitri and Sgt. Hartman has sent Constantine to the cryogenic cell in solitary confinement and he's been frozen, because he is one of the most evil characters I've ever seen in the arcade park and the amusement park. And don't worry, Aviva will be recovered in the next episode. Also, as usual, if everybody in cheat jail or solitary confinement breaks out or escapes, they will have a crush on the Piperazzi members that have been built in the arcade park. And yes, they are better than (Shiloh) and (Sophie). (Get Rekt sound) Anyways, if you'll excuse me, we got tons of word building to do because we better do a bunch of word building before Season Q1 comes out in August this year.
Professor Quigley: Exactly!
Eliminator: You have no weapons and you have no options.
In the diner where Season D3 is held.
Announcer: Hey D-Bot, sorry about that evil cheater. By the way, those were not the Season D3 contestants. They were the Eliminators again.
D-Bot: Oh that's okay, Announcer. Thank you for saving the season. But anyways, let's do Episode 16!
Chapter 20: Aftermath: Part 3
Notes:
Sorry it's been so long. BC01 was extremely slow, that I had to finish the aftermath myself. Hope he approves that.
This takes place before my Season P was completed.
Chapter Text
The show begins with an intro including jazz and funky music appearing with the host Devin along with co-host Dice will conduct the interviews with the eliminated contestants that happened to their time in the competition.
Devin: Hi, everybody! It's me, Devin!
Dice: And I'm King Dice.
Devin: And welcome back to BC01's ACE Aftermath!
Dexter: Well, it's good to be back in the aftermath set again.
Devin: I agree. And with no further delays whatsoever.
Dice: Before we begin, did you guys see that Season P1 finally ended and Season P2 finally started?
Dave: Yeah, we did! It took less than a year to finish the production.
Devin: What did you think of it so far?
Daisy Duck: Well, I saw some old favorites. Like I saw that Patrick, Peach, Plankton, Pluto, and Peter returned.
Dipper: And some new ones like Pikachu, Popeye, Phineas, Panty, and especially an old friend of mine, Pacifica.
Darkness: I really hope we wish those contestants well. So far the postman and the creepy clown got eliminated.
Devin: Of course.
Dipper: Well, so far, Pacifica is doing great in this competition. She managed to take down PTLD-93 all by herself.
Dice: Well that is good to know since we found out that DTLP-39 is actually PTLD-93 himself.
Dexter: Are you sure that was a good idea to revive him?
Doofenshmirtz: I thought it would.
Devin: Well that is nice. And everybody is normal. Well... except for one. Dora, are you okay?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (What are you talking about? I'm fine!)
Devin: No, not you! The other one!
Dora the Explorer: (drunk) Ugh...
Devil: Can anyone explain this?
Diego: Oh, Dora was getting ready for a small pizza dinner party so she "bought" some Duvel beers at the store and... now she's that.
Dora the Explorer: (to the people reading) Hey! I need your help! Dominic (referring to Declan) or Delilah (referring to Darkness)?
A blue pointer appears and it clicks on Darkness
Dora the Explorer: No argument here! (runs up to Darkness and starts hooking with her)
Declan: What in the-?
Diddy: She's going wild with her!
Dark Cacao: What am I witnessing this derogatory scenery?!
Disgust: This can't be good.
David (BFDI): Aw seriously?!
Daphne: Jeepers! This is more shocking to see in person!
Daria: Trust me, this isn't the first time that she has done something like this. I recommend watching a scene from Adult Swim to get the idea.
Devin: Well, let's just get this out of the way. Please welcome our first guest... Donut!
Donut arrives in the set
Donut: Hello, everybody!
David (BFDI): Aw, seriously?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Aw man, I guess neither of the objects made it.)
Donut: (sits down) Before you say anything, I want to take the calls. I'm prepared for this.
Dice: Looks like he's ready for it. Are you sure about it, Donut?
Donut: Yeah, I want to take the calls, please.
Devin: Okay. Hello, you're on the air!
Homer: Mmm... donuts. (slobbers)
Donut: Don't even think about it.
Devin: Next caller!
Teacher: Hey, today, we are donating $50,000 to charity, and it's all worth one donut for the kids to enjoy.
Donut: Huh?
Student 1: Hey look, a talking donut!
Student 2: Let's eat it!
Teacher: Wait, kids! Where are you going?
Hundreds of kids run inside the aftermath set and grab Donut, and they run out with Donut in hand
A long silence occurs
Dark Choco: (whispers) Awkward silence...
Donut pops out of the recovery center
Donut: Hey! That was so unfair! Those kids ate me!
Devin: Next caller.
Dr. Donut: Mr Donut, is it? It's Dr. Donut and I have your results back.
Donut: How was it?
Dr. Donut: I have to inform you that you're healthy
Donut: That's great news, thanks for telling me.
Dr. Donut: Anyways, I have other patients to attend to. Ciao. (hangs up)
Devin: Okay, let's have some serious calls. Next caller!
Pen: Hey Donut!
Donut: Pen?
Pen: Yeah, hi! Did you hear that Season P1 has finally been completed?
Donut: It has?
Pen: Yeah, and you have no idea how happy I am to finally be in the arcade park!
Donut: Well congratulations, Pen. And thanks for waiting.
Pen: Yeah, I just wanted to say that. And I hope you rejoin.
Donut: Thanks.
Devin: Next caller.
Barf Bag: Hey Donut!
Donut: Is that you Barf Bag?
Barf Bag: Yeah, hey, I'm really sorry you got eliminated.
Donut: Well that is okay. At least I did better than BFDIA where I was eliminated first.
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Unlike me. I was the same.)
Barf Bag: Even though I never competed in this show and I never got my own room. I really love this apartment complex. I mean, my room has a bed, a boombox, a live Brachiosaurus, a replica of Big Ben, a Buddha statue, portraits of famous composers, Bach and Beethoven, flags of the Bahamas, Bangladesh, Belgium, Brazil, and Bulgaria, and even a view of the Big Dipper! All the stuff was in that starts with B!
Donut: Wow, I really love your room. With all that stuff, it reminded me of Graeme Base's "Animalia" with all the stuff they put in each illustration.
Barf Bag: Oh yeah, I remember that book! I haven't read it in years, even though I have vomited all over myself. Well, I hope you rejoin, and hopefully your room will be awesome.
Donut: Thank you! Bye! (Barf Bag hangs up) Well, that was a nice call.
Devin: Next caller.
Gelatin: Hey Donut! Sorry you got out in this competition.
Donut: It's alright, I haven't seen you since the split. How are you doing?
Gelatin: It was great! I was placed in 2nd and I had fun in BFB. How are you doing in TPOT?
Donut: I'm still in, the latest challenge I was in is to wake up contestants in their nightmares while inside of their nightmare.
Gelatin: Oh, sounds spooky. What nightmare were you in?
Donut: I was in Barf Bag's, my teammates and I had to shove a lot of caffeine into the vomit until she breaks. It's a good thing that my team has won that challenge.
Gelatin: That was all?
Donut: Yeah. So, what's the reason for calling me?
Gelatin: I just wanted to announce that my birthday is coming in nearly three weeks!
Donut: Wow. I know it's too early to say this. But, Happy Birthday Gelatin!
Gelatin: Thanks, it's on June 29th and I'm about to turn twelve this year. Anyways, I hope I can join this competition
Donut: But your name doesn't start with D.
Gelatin: Not that, I meant the seventh season.
Donut: Oh. That makes sense.
Gelatin: I'll see you in one day, bye Donut! (hangs up)
Donut: That's another nice call. But that's enough calls for me.
Devin: Then I guess it's time for the peanut gallery questions.
Donut: So I guess I better talk to the aardvark, girly duck, tiger, ghost kid, mystery teen, snarky teen, Imperial space lord, boy genius and his annoying sister, Indian warrior, drag racer, monkey, wildlife boy, mystery boy, Teletubby, emotion, Mexican guy, two evil scientists, Spanish explorer, vampire, muscular penguin, criminal, two stick figures, three cookies, purple thing, drug distributor, professional jock, masochist, and devil?
Dice: Yeah, I guess.
Dave: Do you have dementia or something?
Donut: No, that's silly of me. Of course I know your names
Dave: I would prefer to be called the aubergine man than the purple thing.
Donut: Okay then. I'll take the first question.
Daphne: I'll go first. Why do you have filling but you also have a hole? This is not normal for real-life donuts, jelly donuts do not have a hole, while normal donuts with holes do not have filling. Jelly donuts also have an additional hole on the side for the filling to be inserted, Donut does not have that hole despite having filling.
Daria: Well, that's a question for the ages.
Donut: I don't know. It's referenced in my diary where "Why do I have a filling, but also a hole?" It makes no sense.
Diddy: I have one. Since you're a donut, you can be multiplied with Four. Why is that?
Donut: It's probably because even though I am not Algebralian, I guess it's because I am O-shaped, which is also what a zero is.
Diddy: I see.
Darth Vader: Do you also have some powers? You can revive people right?
Donut: Not exactly. After Four multiplied me, I can harness the factor of Four. However, I don't use my powers as much because of my lack of control of my powers, as shown in one episode where I tried reviving Naily, but I ended up mutilating her in the process.
Darth Vader: Wow, you can revive someone, but you're not good at it. Maybe after the aftermath, I can teach you how to use the Force, since that is similar.
Donut: Okay. Hopefully Four would appreciate that.
Disgust: I have one. I know this is off-topic, but did you hear they are doing a sequel to my movie?
Donut: Yeah, I heard on the internet!
Disgust: Yeah, apparently, they added four new emotions. Three of which all start with the following letter. I wonder what's going to happen.
Donut: Guess we'll find out.
Disgust: Yeah, it had nothing to do with anything. Just thought I'd let you know.
Daniel Tiger: Do you have a favorite season?
Donut: Summer. I love how hot summer is.
Danny: What was the last contest you participated in?
Donut: We were playing DnD. Daniel sucked us into the game, and just when the eliminated contestants were getting their revenge, that's when the whole Luan and Mr. Rainbow Guy incident happened.
Devil Cookie: Sucked into the game? What character did you play as?
Donut: I played as Dir-Zunker Vecruhpuk the Human, a ranger class with urchin as the background story.
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Oooh, that sounds fun. Maybe in one day, we can play DnD again after the competition is done)
Devil Cookie: What about that incident from the April Fools this year?
Dick Dastardly: We all know how angry and humiliated we all are about that incident.
Dee Dee: I wasn't! I loved that bunny suit!
D.W.: I agree!
Devil: Well, just ignore those kids. They are crazy.
Declan: I don't think all of them are pissed off on that day. April Fools is April Fools, a joke day.
Diddy: More like a dirty joke day. My experience was ridiculous and that suit is too tight for me and people laughed at DK while they called an ape wearing "Rabbit Hole". It's like a magikoopa casting a spell on me. What are your experiences on that day?
Daisy Duck: I didn't like to see Donald being dressed like this in a public area
Daniel Tiger: To me, I don't think it's that bad. The only weird thing about it is that kind of suit we put on.
Danny: I don't think is normal to put a suit like this
Daphne: I didn't prepared on that day
Daria: I don't care about that day. It's the same as the other days.
Darth Vader: I'm a Dark Lord, not a public pole dancer
Dexter: It may be humiliating, at least it isn't like the Streaky Clean incident that I had.
Dhalsim: That day? I had an odd experience wearing this outfit that I never heard of before.
Dick Dastardly: I can't believe someone recorded the footage about us on the internet and Muttly laughed as usual
Diego: I felt strange about this large prank. Putting all of us into bunny playboy suits and being sent to a place that I'm not familiar with. That's sorta unique and different from normal pranks.
Dipper: Yeah, that felt embarrassing on the news
Dipsy gets confused
Disgust: If Riley wear that suit, she's definitely getting disgusted for this
Don Ramon: Me acostumbré a los trucos de April Fools, ¿pero ese? No puedo olvidar ese día. (I got used to April Fools tricks, but that one? I can't forget that day.)
Doofenshmirtz: What? The costume may be strange, I don't think it's all that bad.
Dracula: I'm a vampire, not a pole dancer from that viral video.
Drake: It may not represent my image, but I decided to play some rounds of poker on that day.
Drakken: I wonder if Shego thinks she wore that suit?
Duncan: A guy wearing a playboy suit? No thank you.
David (BFDI): Aw seriously?!
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (It felt odd for some reason for me)
Devil Cookie: I thought it was funny to see them wearing it like that.
Dark Cacao: I would rather not talk about it.
Dark Choco: ...
Declan: As long it's on April Fools, it's fine
Dave: I fell unaffected on that day, including the part that I was featured in the news.
Diego Brando: I think it's ridiculous to wear like this on that day.
Darkness: I don't mind that prank. Though I'm a masochist, I would enjoy it
Devil: I got laughed off by a cupboy!
Donut: Whatever. Any more questions?
Devil Cookie: Oh! I know one! Donut, if you were a cannibal, what's your favorite flavor?
Donut: Why did you ask me this question?! I'm not a cannibal!
Devil Cookie: Oh really? Somebody told me that Donald is a cannibal
Daisy Duck: He's WHAT?! Wait a minute, you must be talking about the scene where Donald and his nephews ate a turkey from years ago
Donut: I didn't know that. Well, I knew someone used to be a cannibal. But if I was a cannibal, it would be chocolate or cherry. I still can't believe my corpse was used as a prize for one of the eliminations in BFDIA.
D.W: Did it serve on the plate?
Donut: No, it was on the ground and split into pieces
Devil Cookie: What about everyone else? Do you eat yourselfs?
D.W: No! I'm not going to eat an aardvark!
Daniel Tiger: I'm not comfortable eating my own kind
Disgust: Can we move on to the other questions other than cannibal related topics?
Dark Choco: How about this. Donut, If you could have dinner with any three people, present or absent, who would you choose and why?
Donut: Invite three people for dinner? Hmm....Barf Bag and Doppio would be an obvious choice, because the former was my friend for a long time and the latter was closest to me during this competition. I think these two have a delightful conversation. But I haven't thought a third person
Dark Cacao: I wonder who that third person of your choice could be?
Donut: I have a hard time thinking who my other choice could be....maybe Dora?
Dora the Explorer: Did you just say my name?
Donut: Not you, the other one.
Declan: Why did you choose the other Dora?
Donut: She's chill, right?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Yes, I am chill.)
Darkness: What's a skill or talent you've always wanted to learn, but haven't yet?
Donut: I've always wanted to improve my leadership skills. Despite being a former leader on Team Ice Cube!I often struggle to find the words that make me effectively lead and inspire my teammates. I can be too self-conscious and doubt myself a lot if I feel lost in me. I can also get a bit flustered easily, which doesn't really help me communicate my ideas and plans clearly. Overall, I know I have room to improve in this area, and I really want to work hard to become a better, more loyal and more confident leader.
Darkness: Interesting.
Donut: Anyways, that is enough questions for one day. I'm ready to ask questions from the hosts now.
Devin: Alrighty then, it's time for our questions! You only answer five questions and the interview is done
Donut: Sounds simple enough
Dice: Donut, "What's your reaction when you got eliminated in this season?"
Donut: It was sad not to be able to make it to the merge, at least I did better than BFDIA. It was an experience to say the least.
Devin: Next question.
Dice: Donut, "What do others think about you when you get eliminated while you are back at home?"
Donut: Well, when I returned to Goiky, Two asked me where I have been for six months and then I responded "I was on another show, Two". After some talk with Two, I told the rest of the contestants about my experience in this competition and so on.
Devin: Next question.
Dice: Donut, "Do you have any allies in this competition?"
Donut: Again, I was the closest relationship to Doppio in this competition. We had spent more time together in the evening talking about our home worlds, life and more in the evening.
Devin: Next question
Dice: Donut, "What is your motive to join this competition?"
Donut: That one? It's the same reason why I joined BFDIA because of viewers, BFB and TPOT.
Devin: Ok, onto the last question
Dice: Donut, "What's your life before this competition happens?"
Donut: After season C3 was finished, I hoped there's a chance that I can join this season. I know the challenges start with the letter of the season. I wanted to try for a better experience like in TPOT and I know the contestants are going to be different from the ones I know. Some I predict to be good and predict to be jerks. And I realized that I can be capable of getting new friends, even if they aren't objects, I can get along with them. Then I figured out the opportunity to know what the experience looks like in this competition. Then I decided to sign-in as a contestant and after some time, I got a letter and I was accepted. This is how I became a contestant.
Devin: Thanks for your time Donut. You can go to the Peanut Gallery.
Donut: *gets up* Thanks, it was a good time to be here.
Donut joins the peanut gallery
Donut: How's my interview?
Diego Brando: It was fine, but for her (points at Dora the Explorer who is still drunk). She had a problem
Donut: What happened to her?
Diego Brando: The other Diego will explain it to you. For now, I wonder who's the next guest.
Donut: Me too, at least I won't have to deal with more deaths.
Devil: The one part where you blew up by a dodgeball. Honestly, it was a short spectacle. Anyways, who's the next guest?
Devin: The next guest is a retired member of Holostars English, who is also an alchemist. Please welcome, Mangi Dezmond
Dezmond walks in
Dezmond: It's maggin' time!
Dave: Hello Dezmond, I wasn't expecting to show up.
Dezmond: I knew some of you didn't see this coming. But anyways, this is the Aftermath set, huh?
Devin: Yep and welcome to the Aftermath.
Dezmond: It looks great to me, It looks like it came out of the scenery from Total Drama's Aftermath and it makes more sense when there are some Total Drama characters here.
Devin: Right, would you mind sitting on this divan?
Dezmond: Sure
Dezmond sits on a divan
Dezmond: This divan is nice, I decently like it.
Devin: Anyways, Dezmond would you like to go with the calls or the questions first?
Dezmond: The calls would be nice
Devin: Alright, let's get some calls for Dezmond. Hello, you're on air
Caller 1: Hello there Dezmond. How would you like to audition for a movie called "The Monster With Four Arms."
Dipper: Sounds like a lame horror movie me and Wendy watch.
Dezmond: No thanks.
Devin: Next caller.
Caller 2: Four armed-freak! Hahahahahahaha-- (hangs up)
Dezmond: Well, that wasn't nice.
Devin: Next!
Caller 3: Hey Dezmond, we're the MAGINATION and it's so sad to see you go in this show. We love your spotlight as much when you're on streams. We hope you will rejoin in the next rejoin.
Dezmond: Thanks, I appreciate your support.
Devin: Next!
Amelia: Hello, Desmond!
Dezmond: Oh, hey there, Amelia! Good ol' times at the apartment complex right?
Amelia: Yup.
Dezmond: What's it like?
Amelia: Well, they haven't started construction on the letter D room yet, but hopefully, they will build a special room for you. The letter A room alone contains a replica of the Arc de Triomphe, an aqueduct, an aquarium with axolotls, anchovies, anglerfish, anemones, and Anomalocaris, a big apple tree, a view of the Aurora borealis and more.
Dezmond: Wow, that's cool. If there's an arcade machine where I can play arcade games, that would be fun.
Amelia: Boy, Dezmond. You will love it. Anyways, hopefully they have so many amazing D words once the D room is complete.
Dezmond: You bet! Okay, see you at the apartment complex!
Amelia: Bye! (hangs up)
Devin: Next!
Axel: Hello, Axel here.
Dezmond: Hello Axel, it's been a while since we spoke.
Axel: Yeah, I just wanted to say that sorry for being eliminated
Dezmond: It's alright, there's always a rejoin for a period of time.
Axel: Oh, that one. It's going to be a rejoining challenge and I failed at that time. Maybe you can win this challenge and get back into the game.
Dezmond: I understand, at least I made it further than you. So, how's the Apartament Complex?
Axel: It went great, we did lots of activities in there and lots of characters. And also Altare is here too.
Dezmond: That's amazing, I'll do some alchemy when this competition is over. Anyways, hope we meet there. (hangs up)
Dice: Do you want to end the calls?
Dezmond: Yes, what's next?
Devin: The Peanut Gallery wants you to ask the question about yourself. Does anyone have any questions for him?
Diddy: I have one. So what is it with the additional arms anyway?
Dezmond: Actually, those are mechanical arms interfacing with my spine, and my character sheet indicates that my forearm attachments may or may not be similarly ingrained within him.
Doofenshmirtz: Mechanical, eh? I would make a secret formula about that.
Dipper: As an alchemist, what did you make?
Dezmond: I created potions including bottling copium and Love Potions, while also having a habit of shrinking his collab partners down where they either sit on or get held by one of his cloak arms.
Drakken: So, since you're an alchemist, how would you like to become my lackey? Together, we will beat that orange-haired girl to a pulp!
Dezmond: No way. I'd rather not do evil.
Drakken: Whatever. You'd still buy my hair gel, right?
Dice: Next question.
Darth Vader: So what kind of superpower would you have?
Dezmond: Well, I'd like to make people explode just by pointing at them, simply because I find the concept of killing people by dramatically pointing at them hilarious.
Dipsy: Uh oh!
Drake: Oh, I get it. You're joking. (laughs evilly, then hears his henchmen laughing off-screen) WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!
Dhalsim: That's kind of like Dr. Manhattan.
Dave: That's a nice superpower! I love killing people too!
Daphne: I have one. If you survived a zombie apocalypse, what would you do?
Dezmond: Well, it's unlikely if I would survive one, so I would wrap myself in barbed wire and knives just to become a super zombie.
Dracula: A super zombie? Would you do the same if there was a vampire apocalypse?
Dezmond: Probably.
Danny: Or maybe a ghost apocalypse?
Dezmond: Also probably.
Dhalsim: Excuse me, I just noticed that your tongue is purple.
Don Ramon: Oh sí, ya veo eso. ¿Por Qué es eso? (Oh yeah, I see that. Why is that?)
Dezmond: Oh, it turned purple after I ate a Magmite. It's hard to see and can be mistaken for a shadow, but Vesper explicitly brings it up during one of his MS Paint streams.
Duncan: I see.
Daria: Also, when I looked you up on the Internet, I saw a weird verb meme named after your first name called "maggin'" or "magged."
David (BFDI): Aw, seriously?
Dezmond: Yeah, this has too many internet memes about a crappy movie called Morbius. It's based on a fake catchphrase called "It's Morbin' time", a play on the famous Power Rangers catchphrase "It's morphin' time." It ended up becoming an all-purpose verb to describe anything I do.
Dick Dastardly: Well, I've already been called an internet meme thanks to you know what. Hopefully they don't describe anything I do as "dicking" or "dicked."
Daisy Duck: So what was the last contest you participated in?
Dezmond: Okay, get this. We were lost in the desert and we were lost in Diablo Desert from the Dragon Ball franchise, and we had to look for the titular balls themselves.
Dave: Oooh...
Daria: Not those balls, you idiot!
Dezmond: But me, along with Daddy, Deadpool, Demoman, Dio, Diona, Donald, and Dori had to face off against villains from the franchise, including Dabura, Daiz, Dore, and Dodoria. All of which start with D. I was able to block out Dore's thruster kick on Diona and Dori with my glove cloak arms on his legs. But then he kicked back by taking my syringe and injecting into him, filling him with paralysis concoction thanks to Deadpool, and then he fell down. But hey, at least I did participate.
Dhalsim: Wow, that's cool! If I was in that contest, I would be a useful ally.
Declan: Damn, that's a badass move.
Daniel Tiger: Well, I'm glad you guys weren't in the Danakil Desert.
Diego: You would end up like a certain bald kid that shall not be mentioned, because Da Poo Poo Guy and his cult lives there, plus some desert bandits there.
Dipper: As a VTuber, I heard you had interests in anime, can you reveal your top 10 list?
Dezmond: Sure! My top 10 favorite anime are Mayo Chiki, Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Nichijou, Death Note, Witch Craft Works, Code Geass, Overlord, Hunter X Hunter and Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.
Dora the Explorer: Do you want to sleep with me?
Dezmond: What happened to her?
Diego: I'll explain the situation later.
Donut: Dezmond, I know you're a great leader and all. Can you give tips on how to be a better leader?
Dezmond: To be a good leader, you need to inspire, encourage and motivate. Know your team well of their strengths and weaknesses, and lead them towards success.
Donut: Maybe I can try. Thanks for the tips.
Dezmond: Glad that I can give advice to you, Donut. Do you have any more questions for me?
Dee Dee: Ooh, I have one?
Dezmond: What's your question, Dee Dee?
Dee Dee: Do you like balloons? (holds a balloon in Dezmond's face)
Dezmond: AAH! NO! Sorry, I have globophobia, meaning I have a fear of balloons. And not only that, I don't like hollow or air-filled objects in general, like drums and tires. During my stream of Big Brain Academy, I refused to complete the Balloon Burst minigame because the resounding sounds of the balloons stressed me out.
Dee Dee: Oh yeah, look at the balloon! Look at it! (pops it next to Dezmond causing him to faint and get in a fetal position)
Dexter: Dee Dee, look what you've done! You just broke him!
Dee Dee: What can I say? A guy that hates balloons? Not normal!
Dark Choco: On a serious note, he doesn't look too good.
Declan: Should we take him to the hospital?
Dezmond: (gets up) No, no, no. I'm fine. I'm fine. But I think that's enough questions from you guys. I'm ready to talk to the hosts now.
Devin: Well said, Dezmond. It's time for our questions! You only answer five questions and the interview is done
Dezmond: Only five? I expect more than that. But I would mind answering them. So, what's my first question?
Dice: Dezmond, your first question is "What's your reaction when you got eliminated in this season?"
Dezmond: Well, the voting had mixed continuity decisions and I thought "If none wants to be out, then I vote myself off" as I sacrificed myself to keep my team safe for longer. I knew there are powerful team members like Dio, Deadpool and Daddy Dearest, they can handle the most challenges without me. It was sorta a sad elimination, but even if I managed to rejoin, just let you know that I have a great time being here. What's my next question?
Dice: Dezmond, "What do others think about you when you get eliminated while you are back at home?"
Dezmond: My fans are saddened that I got eliminated even though I was a graduate at that time. My guildmates understood the situation.
Devin: Do you have a link to your Youtube channel, I'm pretty sure some of the Peanut Gallery wanted to watch some past streams.
Dezmond: Sure, here you go (passes a note with a link written in pen that said "https://www.youtube.com/@MagniDezmond")
Devin: Thanks, next question.
Dice: Dezmond, "Do you have any allies in this competition?"
Dezmond: Mostly, including my own team. Being a leader of Digital Dragons pays off and how I'm useful in most challenges.
Devin: But why didn't you use the immunity token to save yourself from elimination?
Dezmond: The reason why I didn't use the immunity token is because it's my choice to not use it. If I used the immunity token however, Demoman would join with Diona in the bottom two, The Dancing Dandelions would most likely choose Diona and resulting Demoman getting the boot.
Duncan: Does the immunity token function the same as an immunity idol?
Dice: Yes, an immunity token works like an immunity idol, whoever uses it on the elimination, would guarantee safety. But the user can only use one token per elimination.
Devin: Onto the next question
Dice: Dezmond, "What is your motive to join this competition?"
Dezmond: The reason why I joined the competition is because I want to make new friends and fight off some enemies like an adventure.
Devin: Makes sense, onto the last question
Dice: Dezmond, "What's your life before this competition happens?"
Dezmond: After the graduation, I felt dull and I had nothing else to do. When I found out one of the guildmates, Axel, participated in a competition called "The Alphabet Character Elimination". I figured this competition based show is alphabet based and since my name starts with D, I had to wait to finish three seasons until I can sing up.
Devin: And that's all the time we need, thanks for contributing on our interviews, you guys can go to the Peanut Gallery
Dezmond: (gets up) Thanks, It is a pleasure to be here.
Dezmond goes to the peanut gallery
Devil: Looks like the leader of Digital Dragons are joining us and I must say, you're quite strong standing against these villains
Dezmond: I appreciate your comment. Anyways, how's everyone?
Diego Brando: We're fine except for that Dora who she's drunk
Dora the Explorer: I need more... (falls asleep)
Dezmond: What happened to her?
One explanation later
Dezmond: Is this really true?
Diego: Yes, but this isn't the first time she has done that and it's out of character
Donut: I can't believe from what I'm hearing this, how could she become so irresponsible for being underaged?!
Dezmond: I understand that isn't right for her, perhaps someone must keep an eye on her. By the way, who's the next guest?
Devin: The next guest is a stand user from Part 8 of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and she's a part of the Higashikata family. Please welcome Daiya Higashikata!
Daiya walks in
Daiya: Hey everyone! Before I start this interview, I have a message from the dawn of time.
Devin: Oh, what is it, Daiya?
Daiya: RUN! (runs off)
A Deinonychus appears
Diego Brando: A Deinonychus!
The Deinonychus causes mayhem in the aftermath studio and the peanut gallery run away
Doofy: Oh no! This can't be good! I gotta run away! I'm going! (shoots himself)
Dice: Well, there goes the cameraman... again.
Devin: I think it's time for a commercial break until the whole thing blows over.
Dice: You're right, Devin. We'll be right back, everybody!
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Donita gets attacked by PETA people while Aviva laughs, then the commercial ends
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Army officer: Hello, kid, you're dead.
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Brian text-to-speech voice: Do not try to shoot Rednaxela, or he will dance in front of you.
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(back to aftermath)
Devin: (sighs) Well, that was taken care of once again. Thanks, Diego!
Diego Brando: No problem!
Daiya: Hey. Sorry about that. I don't know where that Deinonychus came from this time. Hopefully it wasn't from Daniel.
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (What makes you say that?)
Daiya: Deadpool told me about before I got the boot.
Devin: Whatever. Just have a seat.
Daiya sits down
Devin: So, calls or--
Daiya: Calls.
Devin: Of course. Everybody wants to start with the calls. Well anyways, hello, you're on the air!
Caller 4: Hey there, can you do a front flip for me?
Daiya: Sure. (tries to do the flip, but ends up falling) Oh... my back!
Donut: Are you alright?
Daiya: Yeah, I'm fine.
Devin: Next caller!
Rihanna: Hey, I heard you stole my song for your stupid stand!
Daphne: Rihanna?! Is that you? I'm your biggest fa--
Rihanna: SHUT UP!
Daiya: What are you talki--
Rihanna: I am coming for you, Daiya Higashikata! You will be sued for a bunch of dollars. I don't how much, but you will not win! (laughs evilly)
Darkness (Legend) cuts the line
Daiya: Thanks.
Devin: Next!
Norisuke: Hey Daiya.
Daiya: Father?
Norisuke: Yeah, it's me. I just wanted to say, I am very sorry you got eliminated.
Daiya: Yeah, since Bucciarati won Season 2, I thought I would.
Norisuke: Well, look on the bright side, there is one more rejoining. And hopefully you can get back in there.
Daiya: Oh yeah! You're right, father. I hope I can get back in this season and win that million!
Norisuke: That's the spirit, girl! Hopefully you rejoin and hopefully this apartment complex looks cool.
Daiya: Cool. Hopefully you participate in Season 14, so that you will have an awesome room. I can't wait to see what my room looks like.
Norisuke: Okay, talk to you later. Bye! (hangs up)
Devin: Next!
Bucciarati: Hey there, Daiya.
Daiya: Am I talking to the winner of Season 2?
Bucciarati: Yeah, hey, Daiya. I'm really sorry you got eliminated. I saw it all on the big screen.
Daiya: Well, at least I'm not embarrassed or anything.
Bucciarati: No, don't say that. The point is, not only is there still a rejoining somewhere, but there are still four more JoJo characters still in.
Daiya: Oh yeah. I would still definitely be happy if either of them win or at least make it to the Final 2. Dio was really doing well this season.
Bucciarati: Yeah, honestly, I really hope he wins. Yeah, you are going to love that apartment complex. And hopefully, again, the letter D room will be put together soon, and hopefully it'll be amazing.
Daiya: Honestly I want to go to that apartment complex now.
Bucciarati: I'm afraid you can't, you have to wait until this season's competition is over. That's a part of the rules.
Daiya: Oh, of course.
Dipper: I would send her myself, but you know how that turned out for me.
Bucciarati: Anyways, I just called to check up on you.
Daiya: Thanks. Bye! That's enough calls for me, what's next?
Devin: The Peanut Gallery wants you to ask the question about yourself. Does anyone have any questions for her?
Daniel Tiger: So, Daiya, what's your favorite animal?
Daiya: Bears. Many of my outfits bear the ears of my head, and I love stuffed animals. However, underneath my cuteness is an analytic and possessive Stand user who can remove and destroy memories on a whim.
Danny: Yeah, just what does your stand do exactly?
Daiya: Well, my stand is called California King Bed, which was why Rihanna called me. It allows me to steal other people's memories should they break a rule in a game I make. The stolen memories are turned into chess pieces that I collect. However, if I step on my victim's shadow, the memories are returned.
Darth Vader: I'm meeting a lot of people with superpowers.
Dee Dee: In your stand, you look like a cute flower!
Donut: But not as great as a certain flower I know.
Daiya: Well, I think it's just because of my love for stuffed animals. My stand is modeled after one.
Dee Dee: You look like someone that could be on my annoying girl group along with Angela and Ami!
Daiya: No way. I am not that annoying.
Dipper: Yeah, just the fact that you are a childish girl complete with a hood with bear ears always reminds me of this Bob's Burgers character that sounds like my sister.
Dhalsim: So, how did you lose your eyesight?
Daiya: Well, as a toddler, I fell into a fault near the Wall Eyes. I lost my eyesight as a result, but I gained a Stand in the process.
Daphne: Jeepers! I am so glad my eyesight still works perfectly to this day.
Daiya: Well, despite this my other senses work extremely well. I can even tell when Josuke has moved unnaturally. On top of that, I have memorized the layout of the entire estate and every object in it. And I have memorized exactly where the sun is at any time during the day, after telling the time using a special blind wrist watch, as well as every window in the house, all to know exactly how to keep Josuke under the thrall of California King Bed.
Dracula: Wow, you are so talented even if you have no sight whatsoever.
Drake: Oh, I get it. You're joking. (laughs evilly, then hears his henchmen laughing off-screen) WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!
Dave: An eyesight loss? I would imagine the drunk guy who wakes up after drinking ten bottles of beer and makes it out of the door without bumping or falling.
Diego Brando: D-Bot never knew you had vision impairment, neither to us.
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (If I had this condition, I would bump into walls everywhere)
Devil Cookie: My turn!
Daiya: What's your question, Devil Cookie?
Devil Cookie: Do you need this? (show a white cane and a blindfold)
Dark Choco: Daiya doesn't need those. Though she told me about her condition before I got the boot.
Flashback before Dark Choco before the third elimination. Daiya was seen moving the hallways back and forth, then Dark Choco saw her
Dark Choco: Excuse myself, what were you doing?
Daiya: I'm memorizing the layout of this building, it's only been a few days since we got here.
Dark Choco: If you want to memorize the layout, you may need a map. One of them is drawing a floor plan.
Daiya: I really need a map? I'm afraid that I unable to do that
Dark Choco: Is there a problem?
Daiya: I can't read it because of I'm partially blind
Dark Choco: Are you sure? Your eyes look fine to my point of view
Daiya: Most people didn't believe that, my family and friends care about my condition
Dark Choco: If you were that blind, how did you manage to avoid slip or bump on accident?
Daiya: Don't worry about it, I can manage it through.
Dark Choco: If you said so.
Flashback ends
Dark Choco: After that, she explained how she managed to order on menu without seeing the text
Darkness: We didn't know she had been going through something like this. Why don't you told us sooner
Dark Choco: I decided to keep it to myself until she brought up her information
Daiya: Anyone else?
Declan: Would you rather always have a little rock in your shoe you can't find or always have a hangnail that gets caught on things?
Daiya: Having a pebble in a shoe is a little annoying, but having plucked hangnails is a little painful. I choose the former as an answer
Drakken: Would you rather dive with sharks or swim with dolphins?
Daiya: I choose to swim with dolphins, because it's fun. It's way a lot better than swimming with literal sharks which is dangerous.
Duncan: So, what was the latest contest you participated in?
Daiya: We were diving in the Drake Passage, no relation, and we had to dive in a deep sea to reach the lowest point while trying to go as deep as possible until I drowned. What happened was Brittany from Library Kids was playing a deadly version of Duck Duck Goose with us. When I was in the deep sea, she patted me on the back and scared me, causing me to drown.
Dipsy: Uh oh!
Daiya: I know. It was such a scary contest. I can't believe Brittany messed with it and I didn't know where she managed to escape from Bill's dimension after Season B3
Dipper: I never thought I'd say this, but hopefully Brittany goes back to Bill's dimension along with that mean Celebrity Manhunt host.
Duncan: Yeah, I agree with the other one. She is a jerk.
Daiya: That was it, I answered all of your questions. So, what's next?
Devin: It's time for our questions! You only answer five questions and the interview is done
Daiya: Just five questions? I won't mind if I do. Then, what's my first question?
Dice: Daiya, your first question is "What's your reaction when you got eliminated in this season?"
Daiya: I was unfortunate to be out. Despite being the last person eliminated before the merge, I think I played fair. Although I didn't used my stand that much in this competition, maybe next time when I come back, I'll start to prepare training in cause if there's any more physical challenges.
Devin: Ok, next question.
Dice: Daiya, "What do others think about you when you get eliminated while you are back at home?"
Daiya: After I got eliminated, almost my entire family spooked out of nowhere when I teleported back home. After that I talked about my time in this competition.
Devin: Ok, next question.
Dice: Daiya, "Do you have any allies in this competition?"
Daiya: I have made some friends. I had top five on this topic, they are: Daisy, Doppio, Diona, Dori and Diavolo
Devin: What about the others?
Daiya: I did spend time on my teammates to get to know them better if I want to stay for longer. It's nice to make new friends.
Devin: Ok, next question.
Dice: Daiya, "What is your motive to join this competition?"
Daiya: The motive for me is to have fun. Since my name starts with D, I was expecting to have some challenges to do with DIY projects. The Diorama challenge is my favorite so far.
Devin: I understand. Anyways, onto the last question.
Dice: Daiya, "What's your life before this competition happens?"
Daiya: I was watching TV while spending time with my family and Josuke until I saw a show like this one. At first it looked fun, then my thoughts came up and I said "What if I was one of the seasons?". Though the grand prize was dazzling, I asked my dad where I could sign up as a contestant. Then he responded by saying that I should go to that website, when season C ended, I started to sign up and then a couple days later, the letter came and they accepted me as a contestant. That was like my dream coming true. I was so happy at the time.
Devin: Alright that's the time with you. Thanks for coming to do the interview with us, you can go to the Peanut Gallery
Daiya: Thanks
Daiya gets up and joins the peanut gallery
Daiya: How's my interview?
Daphne: It was great, I'm amazed by how your stand is named after one of my favorite music artist
Daiya: Why thank you. I'm looking forward for the next eliminated contestant
Dipper: Hold on, if this the first eliminated contestant on the merge, that would mean-
Devil Cookie: THAT BACKSTABBER MADE IT TO THE MERGE!
Daiya: *sigh* As I said, I was the last one eliminated before the merge
Diego Brando: Now Daniel has made it into merge, he might be up to pull up more tricks up his sleeve
Daisy Duck: Hopefully he doesn't outlast my boyfriend! He won Season D1 for crying out loud!
Diddy: Same thing with Donkey Kong.
Danny: If I was in this season, I would beat this guy to a pulp! Violence is allowed, right?
Disgust: This guy should quit due to allergies or injuries or something.
Duncan: Dude, if he's the villain, and he's the same placement as Alejandro, who was the villain of World Tour, it's either second or first, I don't know what will happen.
Daisy Duck: Luckily, Donald Duck said he is finding a way for plans to get rid of him. He tried rigging the votes, in a similar manner to what Harold did to Courtney in Total Drama Island, and he hired a hitman Dennis from The SpongeBob Movie in an attempt for ways to get rid of him. So don't worry, when he's eliminated soon, we all have a little celebration.
Daphne: Okay then. But let's save celebration after the last aftermath, just like the last two seasons.
Devin: Okay then. For now, please welcome our fourth and final guest, Diona!
Diona walks in
Diona: Hi!
Devin: Hello there, Diona. Bummer about the show.
Diona: I agree. But it was for the best. So, let's start.
Dice: I think at this point, everyone is accepting the calls, so we might as well just start with the calls.
Devin: Got it. Let's take some calls for Diona. Hi, you're on the air!
Caller 5: Hello, can I speak to Doofy the Dragon?
Devin: Sorry, he shot himself a few minutes ago. Next!
Caller 6: Yeah, I have a question for Deadpool.
Devin: Sorry, he's not eliminated yet. Do you have a question for Diona?
Caller 6: (hangs up)
Devin: Next!
Diona: Is this one for me?
Pacifica: Actually, this call is for Dipper.
Dipper: Pacifica? Why are you calling me?
Pacifica: Yeah, I just wanted to say that I still hope you are tuning in to see more of Season P2, because I am doing great so far.
Dipper: You are?
Pacifica: Yeah, I was able to beat down PTLD-93 all by myself! Cool, huh?
Dipper: Yeah, I saw that. I just wish you luck in beating this season, because I didn't make it to the Final 2 in either version. I was close to the Final 7 in Season D1, and at least I made it to the Final 11 in Season D2. But I didn't win.
Pacifica: Cool. Anyways, I'll see you at the amusement park!
Dipper: Okay, bye! (Pacifica hangs up)
Diona: Nice call. But doesn't anyone want to speak to me? I'm the guest.
Devin: Next!
Moe: Hey there, I heard you love alcohol, right?
Diona: Oh, hey, you must be Moe Szyslak, owner of Springfield's bar. It actually sounds like one of the villages in Mondstadt, Springvale.
Moe: Yeah, I didn't know that, since I've never played that game and... (beep) Hold on, I got someone on the other line. Moe's Tavern?
Bart: Is Mrs. Ria there?
Moe: Ria?
Bart: Yeah, first name, Dia.
Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Phone call for Mrs. Ria, first name Dia! Hey, I'm looking for a Dia Ria here! (his patrons laugh) Wait a minute! Listen here, you prank calling losers! If I ever get a hand of you, I will slice your gonads off and use that when I have to pee! (hangs up; Bart is shown laughing)
Diona: You'll get that guy someday, Moe.
Moe: Yeah, sorry. He is tough to catch. He keeps changing his name.
Diona: Whatever. Anyways, sorry, but I am not interested in working here. I am fine being the bartender in the Cat's Tail Tavern.
Moe: Okay then.
Diona: And they taste horrible anyway, and I don't think any of your patrons would like that.
Moe: I understand. (hangs up)
Devin: Next caller.
Caller 6: I just wanted to say that I love your alcoholic drinks and--
Diona: Hey! Don't you dare say my alcohol is GREAT! Devin, hang up!
Devin: Next caller!
Fischl: Hello, Diona.
Diona: Is that you, Fischl?
Fischl: Yeah, I'm very sorry you lost that contest.
Diona: Well, whatever. Those dumbbells were so heavy. I couldn't lift them up.
Fischl: If there was a contest you would do, I would say you would do a contest about drinking Duvel beers. You would've won that for sure.
Diego: That sounds very familiar.
Diona: That's true. Well, I hope you become a contestant on Season 6.
Fischl: I probably will. Bye.
Diona: Okay, that's enough calls for me. I guess I'll move on to the questions from the weird guys.
Devin: Got it.
Dexter: So let me get this straight, you look like a humanized cat, but you're a bartender?
Diona: Yeah, I am. I am the owner of Cat's Tail Tavern. Would you like one of my beers? It looks like Dora already had some.
Diego: Yeah, she actually drank some Duvel beers to get ready for a party before the show.
Dora the Explorer: (burps) You know, I am meeting a little cat girl. She looks like a cat girl! (burps again)
Diona: You know, I sometimes wish Boots was here to stop that from happening.
Diego: Well...
Cut to black and white security footage of Boots (as a chimpanzee) and an old woman
Old Woman: Oh, hello, Boots!
Boots: (attacks the old woman, injuring her)
Police Officer 1: Get away, get away!
Police Officer 2: Oh my god! (shoots Boots, killing him)
Back to the aftermath
Diona: Whatever.
Drake: I will try one of those beverages.
Diona: Knock yourself out.
Drake: (drinks the beverage) Mmm... this beer is delicious!
Diona: DELICIOUS?! Why am I so horrible at making them taste horrible!
Disgust: What? You want your beers to taste horrible? This is stupid! That's like you want your broccoli to taste horrible, even though Riley's parents say they are good for you.
Diona: Oh whatever.
Daniel Tiger: So what's your favorite animal?
Diona: I love cats. Being a cat girl aside, I work at the Cat's Tail Bar, have a pouch in the shape of a cat's paw, and my constellation is a cat. Not to mention the palms of my gloves resemble a cat's paw, the bottom of my shoes have a cat's paw design, and if the way my shoes are designed is anything to go by, I also walk on the balls of my feet, similar to a cat.
D.W.: Wow, I'm not the only girly looking animal here, even though you're not anthropomorphic.
Diona: Yeah, you look like a weird animal too.
D.W.: I'm an aardvark.
Diddy: So what's your experience at your tavern?
Diona: Deeply embarrassed by the drunken antics of my father Draff, leader of the hunting bands of Springvale, I set off on a one-girl crusade to sabotage Mondstadt's wine industry, busying myself with making bad-tasting alcoholic drinks. If only my concoctions did not turn out far tastier than I'd like.
Danny: Being a Genshin Impact character, what's your moves here?
Diona: I brew healing and defensive concoctions to my parties when not shooting down my foes. My Elemental Skill, Icy Paws, fires a pair of icicles and at the same time envelops the active character with a cat-shaped shield that additionally infuses their attacks with Cryo, with its held form adding three projectiles and further boosting the shield's resilience. My Elemental Burst, Signature Mix, tosses a flask of ice-cold beverage that creates a Drunken Mist field which periodically blows gusts of cold wind that simultaneously damages enemies and heals allies within. When fully upgraded, my Skill can now automatically cast less potent shields on nearby allies, as well as add a speed boost and reduced stamina consumption effects to the "main" shield, and the Drunken Mist can now inflict an Attack penalty on foes, restore some of Diona's Energy once it ends as well sharply reduce the charging time of her aimed shots, and boost either the active character's Incoming Healing while they have no more than half their HP or their Elemental Mastery otherwise.
Drakken: Wow, that is nice.
Daphne: So what was the last contest you participated in before you got eliminated?
Diona: We were lifting dumbbells. That is when the teams dissolved by the way. And of course, I couldn't do a full lift all the way up. So I was the first one out. And I decided to vote myself out because the fact that I was the first one out in the contest and I was the lowest in the scoreboard made me a huge target.
Daisy Duck: Aw, poor girl.
Daphne: Well, at least you made it to the merge.
Diona: That's true. Anyways, I've had enough peanut gallery questions. Let's talk to you guys now.
Devin: Okay.
Dice: Diona, "What's your reaction when you got eliminated in this season?"
Diona: Well, I voted myself out because I did horrible at the dumbbell lifting contest. But I pretty much knew that everyone else would vote me out, since it would make me a very easy target.
Devin: Next question.
Dice: Diona, "What do others think about you when you get eliminated while you are back at home?"
Diona: My bar mates just humiliated me since my whole time here was weird and stupid at the same time, especially when Mr. Rainbow Guy did the bunny outfit prank on everyone.
Devin: Next question.
Dice: Diona, "Do you have any allies in this competition?"
Diona: Well, I had a nice relationship with Dori, but I think Donald Duck was a good ally in my opinion.
Devin: Next question
Dice: Diona, "What is your motive to join this competition?"
Diona: Albedo won the first season. Why else?
Devin: Ok, onto the last question
Dice: Diona, "What's your life before this competition happens?"
Diona: I thought it would be a way to promote my bar. Get everyone to try my awful drinks, yadda-yadda. I JUST DIDN'T EXPECT THE FACT THAT THIS SHOW WOULD BE A CUCKOO-CRAZY! I mean, have you ever seen a reality show that involves fighting a mechanical dinosaur, finding a door with dangerous obstacles in their way, a big destruction of a domino tower, a donut-guy chasing us, massive destruction on the museum, a dirty joke causing destruction, explosive diarrhea in a drag contest, getting injured from dodgeballs, witnessing the host being assassinated by the main character from Encanto, bringing an actual dinosaur as a diorama, drowning in the bottom of the trench without diving equipment by that cuckoo girl, having a crewmember get hospitalized from Danish allergies, and even witnessing a health inspector getting killed! (hyperventilating)
Long silence
Devin: ... Thanks for your time Diona. You can go to the Peanut Gallery.
Diona: Okay. (walks to the peanut gallery)
Daphne: Okay, who's next?
Devin: Actually, that was the last guest.
Peanut gallery: WHAT?!
Devin: Yeah, you see, there was no elimination in Episode 15 because they didn't have a contest.
Dice: There was an incident where a crew member suffered Danish allergies and was sent to the hospital, and they had to close the diner after it suffered major OSHA and health violations by a French health inspector.
Daphne: Wow, jeepers!
Donut: That is horrible!
Devin: Yeah, they just had a simple doctor appointment, and it wasn't a contest.
Darth Vader: Yeah, apparently, there was a dentist appointment in Season D2 that was a challenge and I was eliminated for refusing to take off my helmet and there was a doctor appointment in this show that was not a challenge. They were lucky.
Donut: Even the eliminated contestants had to go to the appointment on that same day. I was the only one left with a different doctor.
Devin: Yeah. But there is a twist. Each member of the--
Peanut gallery: NO!
Devin: Huh?
Dice: We are not doing that twist again, because it was a disaster last season, and Claptrap was eliminated for that.
Devin: Yeah, I was only kidding. And we are out of time anyway. So that was all the interviews for this episode. So don't forget to leave some kudos and show some appreciation and see you next time on the next--
Dice: Wait, where's Dora?
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADA (I said, I'm right here!)
Dice: Again, we were talking about the other one.
Cut to the roof of the aftermath studio
Dora the Explorer: (to the people reading) I think I can fly! Do you think I can fly?
Long silence
Dora the Explorer: I've never been able to hear you! THAT'S THE SHOW'S BIG LIE! (jumps off the roof and lands hardly on the ground, much to everyone's shock)
Dave: Ooh, she missed the pool!
This episode finishes off with the outro who had the same type of music as the intro.
Chapter 21: Damien's DOOMsday Domination!
Chapter Text
2 months later, D-Bot and his bodyguard haven't returned since the court session finished. Meanwhile at the Dewey Beach, Daisy and Dori was seen laying down at their beach mats while wearing swimsuits
Daisy: Ah, what a nice day at the beach
Dori: It is, the current temperature is 23°C or 73°F.
Daisy: I always liked the waves pushing into the sand. If the waves were that densely huge, I could be surfing right now.
Dori: May I remind you that D-Bot hasn't returned for 2 months
Daisy: Oh, the others went to do their own hobbies. It's so strange that D-Bot left us for so long that he could just told us "The show can't continue until we resolve the set of legal issues" or "Take a summer break as long as we prepare the next challenge"
Dori: Hold on, didn't D-Bot say that he has solved the current issues of violations?
Daisy: Oh, silly me, I almost forgot about that. But still, I'm worried about the elimination
Dori: That's because of the double elimination round, correct?
Daisy: Yeah, not only that, the my problem is that we're the only girls left in the competition so far and if I'm eliminated, you're going to be only female contestant left
Dori: What makes you say that, Daisy?
Daisy: Well, since I caused our team to lose in the Dog Hunt challenge, I got a worrying gut that tells me that I'm going to be the next one to be out instead of Dark Choco. When he got out, I was so lucky enough to survive that made me feel like I received an extra 1-Up mushroom. Now I'm worried that I'm going to be out next because of my poor performance on the latest challenge. What should I do?
Dori: Look Daisy, I assure you that you haven't done anything wrong. Me, Doppio, Diavolo, Donkey Kong, Donald and Diluc know that you're not only a strong princess, but an amazing friend that brings joy. If anything goes wrong, we will assist you with the greater of the good. I know you miss your friend Darkness while I may miss the people of Summeru, but as long as we're standing strong, we can accomplish further.
Daisy: Wow, thanks for the comfort Dori. My friends from my homeworld would do the same thing.
Dori: I hope my advice helps you.
Then all the sudden, the Denel Rooivalk came
Denel Rooivalk Driver: Vacation is over, hop in my copter, will ya?
Deadpool: Come on ladies, you'll miss the ride if you don't come (then puts his sunglasses on while sticking his left arm while waving a stack of dollars)
Daisy: I'm coming!
Dori: Guess we're heading to the rest now, I wonder what they are up to now?
Daisy and Dori hop in the Denel Rooivalk
Deimos: Yo, we're really back into action
Daddy: After more than two months
Daisy: Looks like everyone is here … including him (she refers Daniel)
Daffy: Then what's the hold up?
Demoman: I don't know what the host is going for the last two months?
Donkey Kong: Maybe he's getting the recommended characters since he told that a new player is joining after the elimination
Dedede: I know what this schedule looks like, I busy eating and watching other shows including Donald's episode in the Hot Ones
Donald: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I appeared on this show and Sean Evans got me heated up with those hot spices
Deadpool: Hey, that could be a great challenge in one of the future seasons. Though you still wore the same clothes from that episode, I like how the sauces are named after Disney villains. As for me, my recent movie has that DAMN success in the box office, currently at 1.2 billion dollars baby! If you haven't watched it yet, I suggest you start doing it right now (stares at the center of the screen) Yeah, I'm talking to you viewers. (Then turns back to them) Oh yeah, what about you guys?
Daddy: Getting prep up for the next contest
David (CC): I returned to work as camp counselor in this summer, things went different from last time
Daniel J D'Arby: Lord Dio and I went to the D Las Vegas for the experience.
Doppio: Well, Boss and I just waiting for the while
Diluc: Has anyone noticed the restaurant where we competed?
Dedede: What about it?
Diluc: They added a second floor and I saw D-Bot with his bodyguard and two prize handers
Dedede: Let me see that (takes a look at the building and surprised him). You're right, something has differently changed
Donald: What changed?
Deadpool: Is that the D-Center? Their budget frequently paid off and I know why they kept us waiting for that long
Deimos: Yeah, I can even see the copter pad with big D on it
Denel Rooivalk Driver: We're getting there, just hold tight for a bit.
Then Denel Rooivalk eventually lands on its pad and the contestants were dropped on the floor as the door slides open
Doppio: Oof, is everyone fine?
Donkey Kong: I'm alright
Dio: At least do a proper landing, do you?
Dori: My head hurts a little
Denel Rooivalk Driver: I'll be keep waiting lads
Demoman: D-Bot, there you are, we're willing to see you for two months ago *burps*you really must be busy with the new people coming, huh?
D-Bot: You're going to see them when we get there. Now, I know what you're going to say about my whereabouts and my answer to that because of this additional floor.
Daddy: Tell us, what's so special about the second floor?
D-Bot: Again, where to get there after the elimination. As of right now, we're doing both prize and elimination. But first, there's originally going to be a twist that involves the choice of the eliminated contestants, but they didn't want to be a part of that due to the incident from the last season. Instead we bought something from the first season which is…
Daniel J D'Arby: Double votes mechanic?
D-Bot: You guessed it, we brought back double voting since the fans asked for it, but it will be one time only.
Daffy: Oh great.
D-Bot: But you can't vote twice for one person. However, only one person can win the prize.
Daitomodachi: Remember from last episode, Deimos, Deadpool, Daddy Dearest, Dio, Donkey Kong and Diluc are up for prize while Dedede, Daniel, Doppio, Daisy, Daffy, Donald are up for elimination.
David (CC): Aren't we going to the ceremony rooms?
D-Bot: The ceremony rooms are changed as well, you're going to see it for the next episode.
Daitomodachi: Make sure to vote wise while the inside the voting booth
Daniel: Oh this is going to be interesting
Donald: You're going to be done once you're gone
Deimos: Uhh, where's the booth?
Daitomodachi: It's over there and look for two voting ballots, one of them is for the prize and the other for the elimination
Daki: Ooh, this is going to be a fun one, right Dai?
Daitomodachi: Yes Daki, let the voting begin!
The contestants go to the voting booth one by one, submitting every vote into their prospective ballot boxes. For the extra, there's a security camera on top of the corner where they can see what really does going on
20 minutes later
Doppio: *phew* At least I'm done for now
Daffy: Now everyone's done with voting, can we start revealing the votes?
Daitomodachi: Yes, before that, the prizes for the elimination are Dennies from Zenless Zone Zero, fifteen of them, if you don't get one, you're getting the boot
Daisy: What do they look like?
Daki: A coin with a star on it!
Daddy: Then how much is a Denny?
Daitomodachi: 0.02 dollars and I though she's bad with money
Dori: Saying a single dollar is equivalent of 50 Dennies
Daitomodachi: Anyways, let's start off with the prize. DarkDelta has read all the votes that you have cast.
DarkDelta: Diluc has single vote
Diluc: It's fine
DarkDelta: Mr Dearest and Dio both have there votes each
Dio: And I thought I was going to guarantee the prize
Daddy: Eh, at least we're sharing the number of votes
DarkDelta: Donkey Kong, with five votes, is not enough to get a prize
Donkey Kong: Aw
DarkDelta: Deimos and Deadpool, the former worked so hard on the previous challenge while the latter's popularity increased with his latest movie. Both of you with ten and twelve votes prospectively which is two vote difference.
Deadpool: Of course my latest is successful
Deimos: I liked your movie, but is it enough to kick me in the gutter? Bring it on!
DarkDelta: The winning competitor is …………………………………………………………………………………………………… Deadpool!
Deadpool: Yes! Another Win-token for me and what's another prize I get?
D-Bot: A Domino's coupon
Deadpool: Sweet! That's a great deal.
Daitomodachi: Now for my favorite part, (in deep voice) THE ELIMINATION
Then dramatic sound effects kick in
Daitomodachi: That's unnecessary Daki
Daki: I'm just doing the vibe Dai
Daitomodachi: Now out of the way, let's start the elimination. For those aren't in the danger zone, you're automatically safe
The Dennies were thrown at the contestants who aren't up for elimination
Deadpool: Ooh, free money
Dio: This isn't going to useful, I'll take as a token of gratitude
Daitomodachi: I almost forgot, does anyone use the tokens this time? Oh wait, none of you got tokens on you. Sucks to have nothing to save yourself from this elimination
Daniel: Eh, I can still manage through without them
DarkDelta: The first two people are Doppio and Donald Duck with 1 vote each
Doppio and Donald receive Dennies
Donald: See Daniel, You won't escape this time!
Doppio: Alright! I'm safe!
Daisy: Dori, what's the probability of surviving in this double elimination?
Dori: The changes of survival is around ⅔, since Doppio and Donald are safe, you're changes of survival is now ½
DarkDelta: That's accurate calculation, fortunate for her, she's safe with 2 votes
Daisy receives a Denny
Daisy: Oh yeah!
DarkDelta: It's down to Dedede, Daniel and Daffy, one of you will be safe and the other two are eliminated
Dedede and Daffy: WHAT?! WHAT DO WE DESERVE TO GET INTO THIS SITUATION?!
Daniel: *thinking* (Hmm… If I manage to survive, I would be saying the well known line "kill two birds with one stone")
Daitomodachi: Dedede, you received votes because they thought you ate pizzas when you're supposed to give it to the customers
Dedede: I may love eating food, but It wasn't on the order, I swear!
Daitomodachi: Daffy, you received votes because they thought you slack off on your job
Daffy: Oh please, I've been working the same with anyone else, besides why do one of them think I stole a dollar bill? I'm not a thief though.
Daitomodachi: Daniel, oh boy, the fans liked your antics and manipulation. You received votes because they believe you sabotage the votes one time in one of the episodes and use it as a ticket to get out of danger, not only that, the main reason why you got votes is due to the cause of most of the eliminated contestants.
Daki: What a lucky guy to be in this situation, I mean he looks a bit attractive, am I right?
Daitomodachi: Whatever you believe in *thinking* (I hope it isn't Naruto in disguise, like in one time in a reveal on Hinata episode)
Deimos: That means one of the veterans is going home today.
DarkDelta: The last surviving competitor is ………………………………………………………………………………
Dedede and Daffy show worried expressions while Daniel is annoyed
DarkDelta: …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Daki was seen hitting on a drum with drumsticks
Daitomodachi: Could you stop with that? The other contestants are distracted with that noise
D-Bot: Dai, let her alone on that part. She's doing the dramatic effect
Daitomodachi: Fine
DarkDelta: …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Dedede with 7 votes.
Dedede receives a Denny
Dedede: I would prefer a dime, but this Denny is shiny sparkle, *giggles* (then puts on his pocket)
Daffy: That means………
DarkDelta: Unfortunately for you Daffy Duck, you're eliminated with 8 votes which is one vote different from Dedede. As for Daniel, with an unlucky number with 13 votes and too much satisfaction to the rest of competitors over months of torment, your time of terror has finally cut short.
Daffy: (drop on his knees) No… why… just why… Did I deserve this?
Daniel: …
Donald: Ha! Nothing to say? It seems your luck has finally run out, that's what you get for framing me, YOU DERANGED PSYCHOPATH!!!
Daniel: …
Diluc: Isn't it that obvious? It's your actions that caused your downfall
Daniel: …
Deimos: I don't know what that guy has been doing for the entire thing that we have been through, but the silence gives me nerves
Daniel: …
Diavolo: I have no clue what you've done to me while we're on a hot desert from a different planet
Daniel: …
Doppio: You hurt my friends, for what, you're own amusement
Daniel: …
Daddy: Pulling fast on votes, huh? I'm not surprised
Daniel: …
Dori: Daisy has told me everything about you Daniel, you won't escape the consequences furthermore
Daniel: …
Daisy: This is what you say about yourself? (turns away from) hmpf!
Daniel: …
Demoman: That's what you get for using someone to put into a painful act, ya bloody psychotic bastard!
Daniel: …
Deadpool: Oooooooh, this doesn't look good on you. Some fans are saddened and the others are glad to see you gone. PBDG, if you're watching this or could I say read this, this episode will brighten up your day.
Daniel: …
Dedede: Well, well, well, what do we have here? A guy who works with the forbidden boy. You thought that alligator had rid off me, hehehehe
Daniel: …
Daniel J D'Arby: You think I share the luck with you? Have a better chance for yourself.
Daniel: …
Dio: Oh, I see how it is, your silent treatment won't frighten me, but I could do way better than you and yet, you couldn't even have a slaughtered human soul in your own hands. What an unfortunate shame for you.
Daniel: …
Donkey Kong: I would pummel you into a state of coma and then stuff you into a barrel while I launched into a Grand Canyon, but I know your answer is. This is justice for what you did to our friends!
Daniel: …
David (CC): Daniel, you have tried to get rid of all of my campers, especially Max, for your own pleasure over the years. Now you've terrorized my friends to put you into a state of suffering and despair? You have done enough to fool me for so long. Please D-Bot… please sent him to hell… it's his own good
Daniel: …
DarkDelta: Daniel sir, I don't think you have a good mood in imagery, perhaps you should take a deep breath first, then you can talk about it before you're sent home. Um, Daniel sir? Do you respond?
Daniel: …
Daitomodachi: I know what you did is to serve your partner in crime that isn't a fellow contestant, but do you have any regrets or last words before you go?
Daniel: …
Daki: Dai, the state he's in… you sure he's doing fine
Daitomodachi: Do I look like a doctor to you? I'm pretty sure he's fine, what do you think?
Daniel: …
D-Bot: Manipulation play is fine in this show, but while I viewed your background and words from what DarkDelta told me earlier, you were a bit of uhh, what do I say this… "a Xemüg fanatic"
Demoman: Hold on, what's Xemüg?
Dori: I haven't heard of that kind of person before? Did he fantasize about that before? Is this the reason why he acted like this?
Dedede: As much I wanted him gone, but his atmosphere creeps me out
D-Bot: I know your freaky fans would be saddened to see you gone, but there's one more chance to rejoin in the future. No heart feelings, but… would you like to confess or something?
Daniel: … … … … … … he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, (his smile widened) hehehehehehehe, (then his eyes widened and his mouth open while his neck cracks back and forth in horizontal ways) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daisy: Oh my!
Deimos: Oh boy, he lost his sanity sh**
Dio: Not bad on your laughter, but I think you could improve it better.
Doppio: What's going on with him?!
Diavolo: Is he revealing his true colors?!
Daffy: Wait, did he go nuts?!
Daniel: YOU FOOLS! You have forgotten one thing.
Donald: What could that possibly be?
Daniel: Do you remember D-Bot have told you about the double elimination?
Diluc: Of course, he already has announced
Daniel: You're wondering why Dedede and Daffy have one vote difference? Apparently, If I wasn't present for the elimination, it could have been a tie between of them
Donald: Wait, I know you voted for me, but did you really vote for Daffy?
Daniel: Indeed I am, I bet you didn't see that coming
Daffy: WHY YOU LITTLE!! (tries to strangle Daniel but he missed)
Daisy: You… YOU MONSTER! Daffy is our friend, we competed with him for two seasons and now you're just taken away from us!
Daniel: Since I'm present in front of you, I have no choice but to cut the tie like snapping an animal bone in half. This is the last thing I did before being sent to a so -called "home sweet home".
Deadpool: Hey dude, I know you framed me for murder of Demoman during a D & D challenge, like D-Bot said that you would like to have a confession or whatever you're going to announce. Are you really-
Daniel: A confession? You really want a confession?! HahahahaHA!
Doppio: Look Daniel, we suffered enough from you and we really need to hear your statement. We have a question for you.
Daniel: Tell me about it, I would like to hear it from ear to ear.
Doppio: Confess us. What did you really do the entire time?
Daniel was surprised to hear that kind of question and he calmly replied as he took a deep breath
Daniel: Fine Doppio, since we're "friends" or "long time companions", I'll tell you the answer.
Then a flashback appears as constant brightness imagery appears
Daniel: Ah hem!
♪ "Once upon a time, there was a blonde man dressed in white who is generously desperate to unalive a grumpy child with a blue hoodie and yellow shirt underneath for the pleasures of his cultive alien idol."
"After attempt, after attempt, after plan, after plan, still hasn't succeeded, foiled by one target."
"So he went to other ideas, once he heard the commercial about the colorful alphabet and survival competition, his brilliant imagination pops out of his head and decides to venture a new style of play."
"After finishing requirements, after days have passed, a letter came to permit me a permission entry to start a new resolution comes to delightfulness play in daylight of the day"
"Once he had come to this destination, a delicious restaurant appeared in my sight as it turned out that had toys to play with."
"There so many choices to pick with endless possibilities including he recognize a familiar face that he encountered"
"Then a purple dressed curved automaton comes to announce a game of entertainment, he put them on two groups"
"Made them fight a dinosaur and journey to the lost door, two stick figures are out of here as the first and second completed victim."
"Built a tower of dominos and delivered dough treats, wiped a red cookie imp and a penguin king from Dreamland."
"Destruction of a museum while swiping the diamond to replay events and digitally shooting ducks while the dog brings laughter of mockery, a ruler father and his moody son vanish in air while an immortal mercenary kicks in."
"Dressed on stage, a distributor and aubergine man blew his own shambles after he committed a diabolical fecal matter scene."
"Then a prince of darkness arrive in his footsteps as he offers a lifetime opportunity and accepted as swept the peanut gallery into rug"
"Dodgeballed and destroyed, a jokey with dino powers and a masochistic crusader went down the hill"
"Diorama got deinonychus and defused, a cartoonish devil sent back to his hell"
"Dimensioned as they slayed a dragon, a donut was eaten"
"Duo digital guards came in as the hunt in the desert, an alchemist was dissolved"
"Dived into the dark trench while a mockingbird sank with devoured escapee, the one who caused dementia was forgotten"
"Lifted the dumbbells, a kätzlein bit the dust"
"Doctor's ordered and decorated delicacy, the deranged serial killer and denatured child came in"
"Now he has fallen, he did the last thing before went to disappear in thin air which to grab the dark canard and-" ♪
Then all of a sudden, a tranquilizer dart lands on his left shoulder while the flashback ends as his "confess" song was interrupted
Daniel: Sweet hellish daisies... (then fell unconscious as he fell on the ground)
Dennis: Finally, after months of hunting, I managed to take down the target (then he chuckles and laughs)
D-Bot: Uh..what's going on?
Donald: Oh? I know what's really going on, this is a payback for what he had to most of us.
Deadpool: Hey D-Bot, check this list of the things of what he did
D-Bot: Ok, mind, have a look? (checks the list) Uh-huh..ok, what does it have to do with..wait, did he really do all of that?
Donald: Yeah! I tried to sabotage the votes and bring Brittany to annoy him, but it didn't work. Now that person that I hired to take care of him, he won't be a problem anymore
D-Bot: I know about the sabotage from diorama challenge, but you never mentioned or told me about his construction and his group which is consist of two escapees from Bill Cipher's dimensional hell, a child with dentures, a serial killer and the one who was brought up the destruction from his season that appeared on.
Diluc: Not only that, PTLD-93 was one of them as well. However, DarkDelta has been on undercover for a while and he has surprisingly amount of details and evidence of Daniel's doings
D-Bot: DarkDelta, is this true?
DarkDelta: Indeed it is, I apologize for not informing you about this sooner
Daisy: Hold on, it knew him the entire time?
DarkDelta: Yes, I have 75% of their plans including future plans, audio and more
Dedede: What about the rest of 25%?
DarkDelta: About 25% though, it already has been done before I came here. It's one of them on the list, that one was an assassination attempt could have been a disaster, but thankfully it was prevented by one of the eliminated contestants
The contestants (except Daniel): WHAT?!
Daitodachi: Hold on just a sec, you're telling us this person was responsible for all the mishaps shenanigans on the other contestants?
DarkDelta: Of course, but I must tell you a warning before it's too late
Daki: DarkDelta, please tell us, what's Daniel's true intentions?!
DarkDelta: It's-
First, DarkDelta may want to say something but the unexpected happen
Then dark voice can be heard
???: TRAITER! YOU COULDN'T KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT? DID YOU? WE HAD A DEAL, NOW YOU VIOLATED IT. AS FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT? I'LL MAKE REGRET IT FOR YOU HAVE DONE!
Deimos: Um, what was that?
DarkDelta: Better wipe his group before-
Then he start to glow up red rapidly and starts to heat up then………….it explodes into pieces
Donkey Kong: IT EXPLODED!
Donald: D-Bot, sent Daniel back to his homeworld and teleported him to an asylum for insane people!
D-Bot: Daniel may be a bit of a crazed person and I know he did it for his personal enjoyment. However, I won't disqualify him from the next rejoin, guest appearance on Aftermath nor appearing on penultimate and final. Because I find his actions aren't that problematic on that scale. I forgave that dirty bomb detonation attempt and pretended that never happened before. From the looks of it, I think he already had enough with his doings in one day and the other.
Dio: When he's back at the rejoin ceremony, I'd like to see him try to get back to his game and fail
Deimos: Yeah, he blew up my ass from the drag challenge though.
Daffy: *sigh* I still can't believe that I got eliminated along with him, at least justice was served.
Donald: Daffy, I'm so sorry that you're eliminated
Daffy: No worries Donny, I've been out once before the finale in one time. I thought I might reach the same placement like my good old pal Bugs Bunny, it turns out that you don't always get exactly what you want in your life
Daisy: But you got upset when you got the news
Daffy: I'm no longer depressed or disappointed, it's only the competition after all. Don't get me wrong, it was fun and all, but it was cut fairly short and I do deserve that
Donkey Kong: Daffy, you aren't a bad person, you were a great friend and we appreciate for what you have done together
Daffy: True, we have fun riding together. Now the show is over for me, I have one more thing to do.
Daffy looks at the Daniel's unconscious body and charges into him by kicking his butt like a soccer ball and does stick out of his tongue at him
Daffy: Take that, you son of a ditch!
Daddy: That's well deserved ass kick you did there Daffy, you must be proud
Daffy: Thanks, I really needed that one.
D-Bot: Anyways, are there any last words before I send you out of there?
Daffy: Yes I do. I wanted all of you a great rest for this competition, it was nice to meet most of you. Farewell folks!
D-Bot sends Daniel and Daffy back to their homeworlds
Donkey Kong: It's sad to see Daffy gone, but good riddance for Daniel.
Deadpool: As much I want to see more villainous episodes of Daniel, but it might trigger the title
Diavolo: What title now?
Deadpool: You'll find out soon
Deimos: I do wonder what Daniel is doing now he's eliminated
Dori: Probably went to old himself, but we managed to get rid of him.
Meanwhile at Camp Camp universe at Camp Campbell, back of the Amphitheatre.
The eliminated contestants are waiting for him while they hold their weapons
Dora: DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA (Why are we behind a stage?)
Daiya: We came here incase when Daniel got eliminated
Devil Cookie: Ooh, we're finally getting payback after months of torment
Declan: Are you sure about this?
Diona: Yes, if he keeps getting away, I really don't know what he's up to right now
Devil: Could it be that he's planning a more diabolical plan than we encountered?
Dark Cacao: If it is true, they need to stop before it gets worse
Diego Brando: Tell me about it, I had to use my stand to save everyone form that vicious Deinonychus
Darkness: Yeah, most of us went through this because he played us like dolls
David (BFDI): Aw seriously?
Dark Choco: You didn't witness all of it in person, didn't you?
Dezmond: Everyone, I can sense that something is about to appear, get ready for this moment
Daniel appears in front of them
Dezmond: NOW!
The eliminated contestants start to beat the living out of Daniel while he was unconscious until…
Donut: STOP!
The eliminated contestants stopped while they hear his shout
Devil: What now?
Donut: I noticed a tranquilizer dart on his shoulder, he's already unconscious
Then they noticed the dart
Declan: Oh
Dave: Fellas, I have an idea, but you're going to have a good laugh at him
Donut: By the way, who do you think got eliminated alongside him?
Back to D-Bot
D-Bot: Now the elimination is done. It's time for the next-
Deadpool: Wait, didn't you forget that today the recommended characters came here for a second chance to join the competition. Most people wanted to see a new person join the current roster. (Then look at the viewers) Well, this is where the exciting part starts. I know you're desperate for the new and old candidates, but I really want to see you suggest any characters that start with D to appear on the next episode from an episode ago. If any recommended characters didn't show up in this episode, you just leave a comment in case what we had missed and we added to them. Now back to the episode. (Turns back to D-Bot)
D-Bot: Thanks for reminding me Deadpool, we're having recommended characters showing up for the second time
Dennis: Including me?
D-Bot: Yes, including you. Drop yourself off this building, will you?
Dennis: Sure (climbs down the building by using a ladder)
Doppio: Where did that ladder come from?
D-Bot: Have no idea, but the recommended characters should come here for any second now.
It was silence for two minutes, then a large march coming from the distance while the contestants look at them
The recommended characters: Hello!
Demoman: Woah, that's a bunch of people down there *berp*
D-Bot: Alright, they came. While the contestants watch the debuting ceremony. Let's meet the new set of candidates, but first let's go with the veterans first, shall we?
D.W.: Well, I hope you pick me! Again, Arthur won Season A2.
Daisy Duck: Well, Donald gets to participate of course. So I would be happy if I get to join him.
Daniel Tiger: I'm not a mean tiger, okay? Just pick me.
Danny: You need a cool ghost hunter like me!
Daphne: Kinda the same really?
Daria: Like I really care.
Darth Vader: Well, I was so close to beating Deadpool, so I'll probably join. Also, my actor James Earl Jones passed away recently, yeah, it's tragic.
Dee Dee: Hopefully there'll be some fun dances!
Devin: Carrie may have failed at the debut challenge, but I hope I can win this time for her.
Dexter: I hope you can build me the coolest inventions in this place.
Dhalsim: Hey, I'm kind of a "stretch," right?
Dick Dastardly: Just pick me before my stupid nickname happens.
Diddy: Well, I need to be in, since DK is in there.
Diego: That guy named after me was an imposter.
Dipper: You know, since Pacifica almost won Season P2, I think there'll be a very good chance I'll join.
Dipsy: (jumpscares)
D-Bot: AAH! That was unexpected, moving on.
Disgust: Whatever. Just don't give me some disgusting food and I'll be joining.
Don Ramon: Es necesario elegirme. Quiero decir, ¿los ingleses me conocen tan bien? (Picking me is necessary. I mean do English people know me that well?)
Doofenshmirtz: My whole life is dependent on joining. So please pick me.
Dora the Explorer: I hope you can pick me because I'm ready for exploring.
Dracula: Vote for me or I'll suck your blood!
Drake: Nothing would be complete without me.
Drakken: I hope we can smash Kim Possible after Season K3.
Duncan: Pick me or whatever.
Dedede: That's all the veterans, but what about the new faces?
D-Bot: You're going to see them in a moment. Why not introduce yourselfs
Donald: Oh boy, here we go. I wonder how many of the new ones will be.
Dash: Hi, I'm Dash. You need someone fast like me!
Donatello: Cowabunga, dude! It's Donatello, here!
(a spaceship going in extremely fast speed falls down)
Dark Helmet: (comes out of the ship) Smoke if you got 'em. (collapses)
Darth Vader: Wow, what a joke.
Dewey: Hey, Donald! It's nice to see you again.
Donald: Hey, Dewey! I hope you win the debut contest.
Darkwing Duck: Boo! Hiss! We want Darkwing! We want Darkwing! Say it with me! We want Darkwing! What a load of malarkey!
Doug: If I don't join this, I'll just join Season Q of Cole's version in my Quail-Man costume.
Danger Mouse: I'm the strongest, I'm the quickest, I'm the best! Danger Mouse!
Ducky: I would love to join this season! Yup-yup-yup!
Dale: Hey, that catchphrase is taken!
Dirk: (falls down, while doing a funny scream)
Dino: (roars)
Donita: Please let me join and I'll give you some sparkly lizard jewelry. Made from real lizards of course.
Dukey: Let me join! I'm a kid with a rare hair disorder's pet by the way.
Doctor Strange: It is Doctor Strange! When I went to the apartment complex, I swore an oath to do no harm here. I became a doctor to save lives, not take them.
The Dovahkhiin: I am the Dovahkiin, the chosen one who will win that apartment complex. If I join Season 4, this season will be the best place it is.
Dumbo: (trumpets)
Dorothy: There's no place like the apartment complex. There's no place like the apartment complex.
Demogorgon: (roars)
Donkey: Oh, pick me! Pick me! I know, me, me!
Dopey: …
Donald Trump (in his Our Cartoon President design): We will make Season 4 great again! We will make-- (everyone boos at him) Hey!
Dynomutt: Hey, pick me! I'm the dog wonder!
Droopy: Hello, all you happy people.
Drax: I will audition for this season. And in the end, see my wife and daughter again.
Dixie Kong: Hey, I saw Donkey and Diddy here! Pick me!
Dribble: I couldn't say no to really cool contests, even if I'm not with my pal right now.
Dory: Hi, I'm Dory! I would like to... Wow, look at all those contestants! What are we all doing?
(everyone facepalms)
Dory: Sorry. Short-term memory loss.
DJ: What up, DJ here! I deserve to be a contestant in Season 4, because I'm kind, strong, and I was raised right by my mom. (cries) Love you, mom.
Dot: Hello! I am Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana-Fanna Bo Besca III. But you can call me Dot. Call me Dottie, and you die.
Darwin: I think you need an intelligent goldfish like me.
Dilbert: I hope the Pointy-Haired Boss won't catch me if I skipped work, but hopefully I'll join this season.
Dimentio: It would be so very DULL if your season ended so easily... Instead, it ends with... magic!
Doofy: Hey, kids! Please pick me, Doofy the Dragon, and we can kill ourselves together! (shoots himself)
Dan Backslide: CONFOUND THOSE CONTESTS! OH, HOW I HATE THEM! THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK! (drinks a bunch of shots)
Denny: Hey, I just like to watch you guys. What are we doing?
Dory: Wow, I like this guy.
Dusty Crophopper: Me first, I'm Dusty Crophopper and ready for taking to the high skies!
Dirty Bubble: You sure about that? Because I'm going to be in with them
David Rodriguez: Uh, ok. I'm David Rodriguez by the way
Duke: Hello! I'm Duke the dog, can we play?
Diego (Ice Age): I'm Diego the saber tooth tiger and I'm great at hunting.
Dani: I'm ready to fight crime and win this game!
Danny: Oh great, my genderbent clone is here.
Daizy: This competition is sure is fun when I get to join
Doc Hudson: I hope you don't mind brining a car into that kind of race
Digit: Pick me please, I can fly!
Dave the Barbarian: I AM DAVE THE BARBARIAN! Yeah, I can join this season?
Dobby: I hope I made Harry happy when I join
Dib: Dib slides in with the dip! Well, hopefully I can made it through
Dreadnought: (smiles as he recognizes the veterans)
Dumbledore: Even at old age, I can try to participate in this crowd.
Don Karnage: I'll be an honor to apart of zis competition
Duke Nukem: Let's kick ass and chew bubblegum
Drooper: Come on fellas, Fleegle had gone through to this type of game, why not pick The Banana Splits representative like me?
Duckman: Like if they choose you, I'm a better option than these brainless amateurs
Dry Bones: *skeleton noises*
Doc: Can a clever dwarf like myself manage to join?
Daxter: Even without Jak, I'm willing to be here for the adventures
Doomguy: …
Darth Maul: I'm sure my fate will be decided by the force of darkness
Dat Boi: (does a unicycle trick)
Dijonay: My best friend Penny did participate in this competition from the second season P and I know I have a slight chance to join them.
Dug: *dog noises*
Dougal: Oh boy, I'm here.
Doraemon: I'm here too, even if I didn't join, I still had some fun
Doggie Daddy: Wow, I'm not the only dog show up in this ceremony, I hope I can see my son again
Dingodile: Dingodile is here! When I win this competition, I'll have more diners of my brand.
Devil Dinosaur: *roars*
Drix: Dropped and deployed
Daredevil: There are ladies here … keep it cool Daredevil, keep it cool. Show them what you got.
Dana: Look at all those characters! Hahahahahahahahaha! ENOUGH WITH THE FUN!
Dizzy: I'm ready to fill the cement into the gaps
Drew Pickles: Hello kind people, I'm Drew Pickles and I came for dill pickles
Dizzy Devil was seen hopping and spinning around
Dudley Do-Right: Dudley Do-Right arrives!
Duchess: I hope my children will be fine without me
Destoroyah: *roars*
Dark Laser: It is I, Dark Laser and I will dominate this competition
Doodlebob: ME HOY MINOY!
Didi Pickles: Can you keep it quiet? I'm carrying a baby (she rattles Dil Pickles)
Disco Stu: Ready to party
Darkness (Legend): Hear me, ye powers of the night! We offer the sacrifice in honor of you, sanctified with blood and with fire! In all seriousness, my chance will be worthy to be here with dominance.
Dalek: *robot noises*
Darryl: Can I join too?
Dorothy Ann Hudson: I'm here because Arnold was a contestant and I wanted to be like him
Dr. Crygor: I'm sure my inventions will impress all of you.
Doggo: Don't move
Dark Pit: Hmpf
Dark Samus: …
Dave Panpa: Am I at the right place?
Dmitri: Who's left?
Dice: There's more candidates in this crowd
Djimmi: That's right, there's still coming
Delia Ketchum: My son was already a contestant in this season, why not give myself a best shot? I hope Mimey is busy with the chores.
Pokemon that starts with D are here which includes Dachsbun, Darkrai, Darmanitan, Dartrix, Darumaka, Decidueye, Dedenne, Deerling, Deino, Delcatty, Delibird, Delphox, Deoxys, Dewgong, Dewott, Dewpider, Dhelmise, Dialga, Diancie, Diggersby, Diglett, Dipplin, Ditto, Dodrio, Doduo, Dolliv, Dondozo, Donphan, Dottler, Doublade, Dracovish, Dracozolt, Dragalge, Dragapult, Dragonair, Dragonite, Drakloak, Drampa, Drapion, Dratini, Drednaw, Dreepy, Drifblim, Drifloon, Drilbur, Drizzle, Drowzee, Druddigon, Dubwool, Dubwool, Ducklett, Dudunsparce, Dugtrio, Dunsparce, Duosion, Duraludon, Durant, Dusclops, Dusknoir, Duskull, Dustox and Dwebble.
Dragion: (roars)
Daria: Oh great, the Pokemon I caught is here too.
Dehya: So this is the meet up place, I can see Dori up there.
Dan Heng: Hello, I'm Dan Heng, one of the members of Astral Express Crew. I was hoping to participate in this type of game
Dough: Uh, does anyone have delal sauce?
Dice (Object Mayhem): This is surely lots of people here, do you agree with Donut?
Donut (Object Mayhem): Oh yeah.
Discy: I may have failed to join TPOT, but this season's going to be a great chance to join!
Damian Desmond: I know I dressed up as the first eliminated contestant os this season and it was really awkward. But still, when I succeed in my debut challenge, I'll show Anya who's better. Also, my brother and my father both start the same letter as me.
Daybreak: Alright, win a challenge and I should enter the final 16. Just simple and easy
Dalv: Is this the right place to come? Clover told about this competition before and I really wanted to try it out
Dee Kennedy: Hello, I'm Dee Kennedy. I know Dave Miller is already a contestant and I may look like Marionnette, it would be great if they let me in. And also I heard Apartament Complex is nice.
Darnell: Yo, name's Darnell and I see Mr Dearest up there.
Don Patch: I can't wait to show off to them, Bobobo is going to be so jealous when I make it.
Dazai Osamu: Oh, hey there! I recognize those people who worked at the Domino's restaurant at the other day
Dabi: This better be worth of my time
Dororo: I'm feeling hungry after that delicious pizza that I had, I really want more when I had enough money to buy it
Duggie: Please D-Bot, I want to join the game!
Dabura: I recognize these contestants, they beat us. When I manage to join this roster, I'll have a rematch with them. Hahahahahahahaha!
Dodoria, Dore and Daiz laughs along with them
Dio: Oh, is that all of them?
Daitomodachi: Nah, there's still more
D-Bot: the list goes on.
(Multiple candidates later)
The List:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CdScaY02nkYoSStjxdM-DZ_H-7GQYQMv9pXT2ebpPPY/edit?tab=t.0
D-Bot: And the last on the list is… Darla from Finding Nemo
Darla: Yay! I'm in
D-Bot: I may feel distorted, but anyways, that's all of them. Now, it's to announce the-
Damien: I think you forgot to add one person onto the list
The Contestants: *GASP*
Damien: Surprised to see me?
D-Bot: You must be Damien from The Omen, David Dog must have told me about you
Damien: I'm glad my recognition proceeds me
Donald: D-Bot, don't let him join the debut contest otherwise it will repeat the same thing from the same incident or much worse
D-Bot: Don't worry Donald, I wasn't going to let him in anyway.
Damien: Are you going to let me participate in the debut contest or what?
D-Bot: Well, I definitely have no idea what you're up to and I don't really need an antichrist to ruin the mood of destruction. And besides, I don't want another mass sudden decrease in dollar drainage.
Darkness (Legend): Come on D-Bot, my son won't hurt a fly this time
D-Bot: I'm not so sure about that. Back to the topic, The debut challenge is to find a dime inside of mass dumpster pile which is spotted from 0.1 kilometers away. Whoever brings a dime first, joins the season D and competes alongside with 15 remaining contestants.
Denji: Sounds easy enough
D-Bot: Starts in three, two, one and GO!
The recommended characters starts to run into the race of scavenger hunt for a single dime
Devin: Wow, many people are heading towards to the dumpster site
Daphne: I know, right?
Daria: Whatever
Danny: The dime must be inside of the piles of disposed dump waste, it's going to be familiar with a needle in a haystack which is going to take days to dig out of there.
Darwin: Yeah! I really need that dime that badly to join, my brother Gumball was already a contestant, but not me
Daphne: Wait, you wanted to join the competition for your brother?
Darwin: Of course I do
Daisy Duck: Wait a minute, a newbie always joins on the second debut, maybe if we can help him to find the dime in the dump. We'll make Gumball happy
Darwin: Really?
Diego: Yeah, hopefully Dora isn't drunk during the search
30 minutes later
Disgust: Has anyone found a dime?
Daria: Nope
Dhalsim: I searched the depths in one of the piles and I found nothing
Diddy: Sorry, I didn't find it either
Dee Dee: Ohhh, I found one
Dexter: Let me take a look (looks at Dee Dee's hand saw a penny)
Dee Dee: What do you think Dexter? Does it look shiny?
Dexter: Dee Dee, that's a penny
Dee Dee: What about this one? (shows a nickel)
Dexter: No! That's a nickel. Where's looking for a dime, not a nickel!
Dee Dee: But how much is a dime?
Dexter: Twice as much as nickel which you have
Meanwhile Daybreak watches the other recommended competitors searching for a dime
Daybreak: *thoughts* (Hmm, these people are working hard to find a single dime under the rubble of garbage and it's been half an hour since the challenge started. If my luck was on my side now, I can guarantee to win for sure.)
Dennis: Do you need help?
Daybreak: No thanks, I can manage it by myself
Dennis: You sure?
Daybreak: I mean, do you have any ideas?
Dennis: Since there's a bunch of people around, how about we distract them with a decoy?
Daybreak: Not bad, but great one
Dennis: The question is where do you find a replica version of a dime?
Daybreak: I know what to do (grabs a discarded button battery and puts the labels on the both sides to make a decoy dime)
Dennis: Huh, this might work.
Daybreak: Obviously not going to turn in with that kind of dime, I'm using it as a decoy. Steady now, let's get the show on the chain reaction (He flicks the decoy dime of his right hand and lands on the ground). Now, let's wait.
5 minutes later
Dennis Aiblinger: Still no sign of a dime (accidentally steps on a decoy dime), what was that? (crouches down and reaches out for a decoy dime on the floor) Is that dime? Hmm… I'll might have to take a look then
Dalk: (sighs as she saw him holding a decoy dime) He had a dime on his hands!
Then 20% of total of the recommended cast came and saw him holding a decoy dime
Delacuaji: Get him!
Dennis Aiblinger: Wait what?!
Then a large tackle on the holder of decoy dime, then a large fight starts to happen
Don Ramon: ¿Qué fue ese ruido? (What was that noise?)
Dipper: I think they found a dime and they started to fight over it
Duncan: Probably they screw themselves up
Disgust: You sure? There could be tricksters swapping the real dime with the fake one
Daniel Tiger: Like a decoy one?
Disgust: Yeah…
Doofenshmirtz: Fear not everyone, Dexter and I made an invention. Behold! The Dime Tracker-inator! This device will allow us to track any dime by a hundred feet radius within the range where we're standing. Have a look at the screen.
The veteran debuting candidates take a look at the screen of The Dime Tracker-inator, but not only that it attracted the other 20% of total of the recommended cast as they heard the invention's credibility
Daphne: Sounds cool and all, but it may alerted other people
Dick Dastardly: Like what?
Daphne: Them
The veteran debuting candidates turns around and saw a 20% of total of the recommended cast standing in front of them
Discy: Come on guys, let's go to that destination!
Drakken: I'm joining them!
D.W: Me too! The dime must be there!
As the 20% following a direction to a dime's direction while 10% has either caught in a crossfire or joined in a fight for a decoy dime which tough to be a real dime
Meanwhile Damien was frustrated for not able to participate in a debut contest and amused for witnessing the mass fight in front of them at the same time
Damien: SATIN F****** DAMMIT!! I'm f***** pissed that I wasn't able to get another chance to join back to that competition. At least this nonsense brawl calms my nerves a little.
Blaineley: He gave you a denial, huh?
Bad Things Guy: That's aw-shucks for you, it's a shame that they didn't let you have a second chance.
Brittany: It's ok, there's always next time
Does Bad Things Guy: At least this letter bot gave me a try for this thing, same thing goes to Darla
Blaineley: I have no idea what she was doing. By the way, how's Daniel?
Does Bad Things Guy: Probably watching us as we search for a frickin’ dime at the dumpster site. I have a gut feeling that you're in love with him, don't you?
Blaineley: (starts to blush) Heee…..he he he, It's best not to say out loud in front of the minors (starts to whisper to him) Cause I didn't want to be a mockery of myself, I just have some feeling about him.
Bad Things Guy: Ok, what do you want to do with him? Going on the date or-
Blaineley: I mean… our relationship starts to be more fitting. To be honest, he's really hot when he says charming words with passion. It's like I wanted to reach out to his upper bare torso.
Does Bad Things Guy: Welp, I wish I had a wife that isn't a b****.
Damien: Enough with romance nonsense. DBTG, find that dime around this site and bring it to D-Bot, I'm sure Daniel is having a dazzling time once you complete this objective. *thoughts* (Oh sh** Did Daniel really get… no no no no no. My greatest ally can't out at this time, did he?)
Bad Things Guy: Roger that!
Does Bad Things Guy starts to pull out each piece of discarded garbage one by one
30 minutes later
Does Bad Things Guy: Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! I need that frickin dime! A ticket! An entry to a million dollars and the Apartment Complex! Yeah, I shall have my new reign where only single rule is to not open a single specific door and-
Then he found something inside of a pile of discarded garbage
Does Bad Things Guy: Wait, I found something (looks at his pinched fingers holding an actual dime). Oh yes! I found the frick'n dime, now all I need to do is to leave this place and go to him. I can't wait to show their faces.
Then his dime was snatched by someone
Dororo: Hehehe, thanks for a dime!
Bad Things Guy: Hey! Come back here! Dammit, It got stolen. But it's ok, I've got my- (pulls out his pocket and it's empty) Oh great, I forgot to bring any weapon on me, now what do I do?
Back to the Dime Tracker-inator trip
Dee Dee: Are we there yet?
Doofenshmirtz: We're getting close
Damian Carme: Great. I'm having a great feeling about this
The beeps from the Dime Tracker-inator signals the message that the dime's destination has reached
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, looks like the Dime Tracker-inator beeps indicates a dime must be over here.
He points out the broken stove with a shattered door
Dynamo: The objective item collected
Darwin: Wait, you found it already?
Dexter: Let me see that! (takes a look at Dynamo's left hand with it appears to be holding a quarter)
Dee Dee: Did he have a dime?
Dexter: No! That's a quarter, not a dime!
Dynamo: Is the device malfunctioned?
Doofenshmirtz: Hold on, let me check (he checks the setting and realized that he accidently set it up to quarter mode) Oh, it's on quarter mode.
Darth Vader: We walked for over 30 minutes and all we found is a quarter due to one setting, it should have been to dime mode.
Doofenshmirtz: Look, I've made a mistake on that one. I'm sure we can find another-
Dufort: Did somebody say that they had a dime? All we found is a discarded button battery disguised as a dime.
Devo: They must have a real dime! Get them!
Dick Dastardly: Wait WHAT?!
Then both 20% who thought a quarter was mistaken for a dime was ambushed by 20% who thought a decoy dime was mistaken for a dime
Diane: Oh dear, they are fighting each other over a dime
Diabel: I have never seen an unnecessary outbreak of violent combat like this before. I hope there won't be any number of casualties
5 minutes later outside of the dumpster site
Dororo: Oh yeah! I'm about to join the-
???: Too late, I found the dime first
???: You think so, look at mine
D-Bot: Three of you had dimes each, I was expecting to be the sole person here, but I'm not sure who that is?
Damian Desmond: You said the first person to bring a dime here joins the competition
D-Bot: Right.
Darnell: How can ya tell who's getting to join?
D-Bot: The one with a dark purple sticker on it, can you show it?
The three debuting candidates show their dimes
D-Bot: The debuter joining is…………………………...Damian Desmond
Damien Desmond: YES!
Darnell: Darn, I thought I was going to join Mr Dearest. Oh well, I'm going back to the hood
Dororo: *sigh* I got unlucky.
D-Bot: Damien Desmond, climb to the stairs to the second floor to meet fellow remaining contestants. As for the contestants, climb down to the second floor to meet the 32nd contestant.
Damian Desmond goes inside of a Denny's building onto the second floor while the remaining contestants go to meet them.
Damian Desmond: You must be D-Bot and the other fifteen people. I'm Damien Desmond, scion of the Desmond family! I'll be determined to be a politician one day and protect my own home country.
D-Bot: Starting with the introductions already? Welp, why not do the same with him
Donkey Kong: Oh, hello Damien. I'm Donkey Kong, at least you're not Damien Thorn.
Daisy: I'm Princess Daisy!
Donald: Name's Donald Duck
Dedede: I am King Dedede, but call me Dedede
Doppio: I'm Doppio, Vinegar Doppio. And this is Boss
Diavolo: My name is Diavolo, a overthrowned boss of Passione
David (CC): Hello Damien, I'm David. Nice to meet you
Demoman: Oh, hello small lad, I am Demoman
Diluc: I'm Diluc, the current owner of Dawn Winery.
Dori: I'm Dori, a merchant from Sumeru
Deadpool: Hello Damien, I'm Deadpool and I'm a badass immortal superhero mercenary in Marvel franchise
Deimos: Sup kid, I'm Deimos, just a cool looking mercenary from Nevada
Daddy: Daddy Dearest here
D'Arby: My name is D'Arby, D-A-R-B-Y. The D has an apostrophe.
Dio: And I DIO welcome for a new arrival
D-Bot: Now the introductions is over, let's move on to the scoreboard for the current scores
THE SCOREBOARD
1. Deimos - 4186
2. Deadpool - 4074
3. Daddy - 4036
4. Dio - 3934
5. Donkey Kong - 3912
6. Diluc - 3875
THE PRIZE ZONE____
7. Diavolo - 3830
8. Dori - 3809
9. Damian Desmond - 3777
10. Daniel J. D'Arby - 3745
THE DANGER ZONE___
11. Demoman - 3730
12. David - 3711
13. Dedede - 3421
14. Doppio - 3384
15. Daisy - 2584
16. Donald - 2573
Damian Desmond: I have a question, why am I in the middle?
D-Bot: Oh, in the last season, Clank joined as a second debuter and was place there by having a system to generate a score that fits in
Damien Desmond: I got 3,777 points huh? Then what's the next challenge?
D-Bot: But first, I congrats for reaching the halfway mark
Deimos: Are we getting rewarded?
D-Bot: Of course, you each get a DS
The contestants receive DSs each
Deadpool: Nice, but I prefer PS5
Dori: Developer System console, eh?
Doppio: That's fair, what do you think Boss?
Diavolo: It's just an entertaining device that I haven't heard of before, is it the latest console release?
Daisy: Actually, The Switch is the latest active console made by Nintendo
Diavolo: Oh, is it more advanced than the DS?
Daisy: Of course! You're gonna love to see what the latest games are
Daitomodachi: Now, the halfway mark prize is done, let's get onto the next challenge
Meanwhile at the rest of debuting candidates
Daybreak: *sigh* Well, I couldn't get to join. But on the other side at least I found some valuable items on the way
Dennis: That's fine man. Now I should check on the prince of darkness and- (notices Damien Thorn's group)
Does Bad Things Guy: Oh great, just great, I failed because one kid snatched a dime out of my hands!
Blaineley: If only you were aware enough, you could have joined.
Does Bad Things Guy: I know, I was just excited and lost my attention
Darla: I didn't find a dime anywhere, but how's Damien doing?
Does Bad Things Guy: Hold on, let me check on him quickly. Hey Prince of Darkness!
Damien Thorn: What is it?!
Does Bad Things Guy: About the dime though, I found it, but it got stolen by someone.
Damien Thorn: …
Does Bad Things Guy: Lord Damien?
Damien Thorn: What the f*** is wrong of you?! You had one job to do and is to find a f****** dime, A MOTHERF****** DIME IN A F****** DUMP!!!
Does Bad Things Guy: Look, it got loose out of my hands
Damien Thorn: First, I was interrupted and misjudged, then I was denied entry to The Amusement Park, Second, they won't let me in the Aftermath. Third, they didn't let me attend both debut ceremonies. Fourth PTLD-39 got destroyed. Fifth, my only ally who was competing got out and now I got replaced by a debuter with the almost same name as mine, but with a different last name. THIS IS AN OUTRAGEOUS THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME!!!
Does Bad Things Guy: I understand that, but what about DarkDelta, huh?
Damien Thorn: That one was a traitor!
Blaineley: So, what are we going to do now? Kidnap all the remaining failed debuters?
Damien Thorn: What are we going to do now? Oohh, you gave me an idea. Everyone listen up! Daniel and that traitor may be gone, but I have one massive plan to secure my victorious revenge!
Blaineley: I was being so sarcastic, geez.
Brittany: Ohhh, Who could that be?
Damien Thorn: In order to work, I require my father for this. FATHER!!
Darkness (Legend): What is it my dear son?
Damien Thorn: I needed you to capture all of the debuting candidates into one massively large slave cell into our dungeon including for those who misjudged me!
Blaineley: Wait, WHAT?! You really can't be that serious?! There are over a thousand people here, you're really going to do this?!
Damien Thorn: Shut up for a moment and don't you dare to interrupt my father! Now what I was saying… I beg you to help me with this request!
Darkness (Legend): Hmm…… I can do that for you. With that high number of souls we're getting, we can make loads of sacrifices!
Damien Thorn: Excellent! It's to release the unleashed total domination OF THE REIGN I SHALL CALL *deep demonic voice* D O O M S D A Y MUAHAHAHA!!!
Does Bad Things Guy: Hold on, you're saying that you're about to capture all debuters going to be captured and thrown into a dungeon cell including me and Darla?
Damien Thorn: Since you're working for me, I decide to spare you as long as you continue to do my orders for now. IT'S TIME TO BEGIN A REIGN OF PAINFUL DOMINATION!!
After his spoken words, Damien Thorn and his father released his powers of the dark and managed to completely cover all sunlight by covering with dark clouds as the sky turns red while dust of smoke released in the area at the dump that blinds all failed debuting candidates.
Dale Reki: Oh god, what's with this smoke
Doremy: This is no dream, but a nightmare
Darth Vader: This can't be good
Dennis: I gotta call Donald about this! (pulls up his phone quick and calls him as fast as possible)
Meanwhile with the contestants
D-Bot: That's all the recap that I remember
Damian Desmond: All those things that you have been true?
Donald: Yes, it was a tough one to say the least.
Damian Desmond: Understood, at least you don't have to deal with him anymore. Anyways, my first challenge should be easy! Also, why do the ladies wear swimsuits here?
Dori: Oh, you got a point there
Daisy: Oopsie daisy, I almost forgot to put my dress on, I'll be right back
Dori: I'll go with her, tell us about the contest after we go changing to regular attire.
Daisy and Dori goes to changing room in order to get changing back to regular clothes
Deadpool: So, what's the next challenge? For real this time!
D-Bot: I was about to say that. The next challenge is actually two them
Dedede: What could that be?
D-Bot: Check this door out, would you?
Damian Desmond: Are we going to build doors and play ding dong ditch? That's something I can do.
D-Bot: Not that, open the door and see for yourselves
The contestants open the door and saw the desktop set and building material on the ground
Donald: Are those desktop devices and disc drivers?
Daddy: I can see there's building material there. I though we're going onto a different country and capture animals that starts with D
D-Bot: That one had to be dropped out because David Dog isn't in the mod to be apart of this, I decided to go with this instead
Diavolo: What's the other challenge along with that?
D-Bot: Duo, come over here!
Duolingo Owl comes in the room with his 'drujbă'
Doppio: AHH!
Donkey Kong: Is that a chainsaw?!
D-Bot: Contestants, this is Duo, I brought him because you're about to do Dutch lessons on the Duolingo website as the second part of the challenge
Deadpool: Hello! (Hello!)
Duolingo Owl smiles while waving his right wing
Damien Desmond: Do you mean this challenge is two parted?
D-Bot: Right, it was Dai's idea for this challenge
Daitomodachi: Yep, I brought these for a good reason
Daniel J. D'Arby: Sounds fair, how long does it-
Then a huge thunder sound can heard and it was that loud
Demoman: What was that?!
Then they checked the windows and saw the unimaginable
Diluc: What in the name of Barbatos was that?
David (CC): Please don't tell me this is..
Donkey Kong: Oh no, this can't be!
Doppio: An army of demons!
Deimos: I may have went to hell, but this is next level of madness
D-Bot: Hold on a sec (turns to Duoling Owl) Het spijt me zo van de verstoring, we hadden geen keus om het uit te stellen. (I'm so sorry about the disruption, we're have no choice to delay it)
Duoling Owl frowned and saddened
Daitomodachi: Oh great, now there's waves of demons coming towards to us
Daki: Um, guys, there are winged ones with spears
D-Bot: I'm on it (quickly grabs the remote and closes all windows and entry door from the outside with metal shutters and activates electric barricaded wired chains) That should keep it away
Daisy and Dori came out of the changing room as they finished changing
Daisy: What is going?!
D-Bot: I have no idea, but it seems like we're at the Doomsday scenario
Daki: WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE! WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE! WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE! WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE! WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE! WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE! WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE! (gets slapped by Daitomodachi) Sorry!
Dio: Oh really? How long does it last?
D-Bot: This is a very serious problem, but don't worry, we got loads of canned dates and deserts that lasts one decade
Donald: But what if the demons are strong enough to bust down the door
D-Bot: I'm pretty sure the defense system should hold them off and-
Donald's phone rang and picks up the phone
Donald: Hello?
Dennis: Donald! I have to bring terrible news!
Donald: What happened?! Tell me, Dennis!
Dennis: I'm not only one on this call, your girlfriend and your nephew wanted to say something about the situation
Daisy Duck: Donald, are you there?
Donald: Yes Daisy! I'm here
Dewey: Uncle Donald, something terrible is going on outside!
Donald: Don't panic Dewey, everything is going to be ok. Just stay on the call and tell me what happened?
Dewey: There are so many demons coming to us and most of us are holding hostages.
Donald: Is there anything else to this demonic situation?
Dewey: Yes, I heard an evil voice chanting speech about the new reign of brutal pain and misery. Uncle Donald, do you think this is the same person where you fought the person who summoned his dad who caused the destruction when you competed in Nathan's version?
Donald: (realizes as he was shocked, but stayed calm) I'm afraid it is
Daisy Duck: Donald, you have to defeat Damien and his father once again and rescue all of us before it's too-!
Then the line was cut off as the demon laughs can be heard
Donald: Oh..my..GOODNESS!!
Donkey Kong: DIDDY!!
Deadpool: Oh sh**
Dori: This can't be a good thing
Daitomodachi: First the challenge was ruined because of a doomsday apocalyptic hell, now there's a mass kidnapping. D-Bot, do you have any suggestions or solutions to stop this threat?
D-Bot: Well, I do.
Deadpool: Oh, I got a video from Glove and Boots about this topic. Here it is (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd9_Zh5eOG8)
5 minutes and half later
Deadpool: What do you think?
Half of the contestants facepalmed
Deimos: Dude, this isn't going to help our situation
Doppio: Yeah, that doesn't seem to match from what's going outside
Damien Desmond: That's wasted 6 minutes and we no ideas to deal the situation
D-Bot: Wait a minute, that'll give me an idea.
Demoman: You do? *berp*
D-Bot: Yep, from what you have found in one of the challenges, a letter about a revenge plot was discovered in one of those drawers that tells us a sign of Damien Thorn, the prince of Darkness and the antichrist himself.
Donald: Daffy and I found that letter and at first it was joke, then we realize that this is serious and we both read it
D-Bot: From the information that I read that made me decrypt after DarkDelta had been blown into metal pieces. (I must thank DarkDelta for giving me a message and to know what's really going on) That antichrist used one of the previously eliminated contestants whose passion of doing the cult work for an alien lord as a carrier for him by offering a deal.
Daisy: Wait, Daniel was offered to work with him as his servant. Oh dear..
D-Bot: Not only that, he used two of my bodyguards to work for him, but lucky one of them was undercover. I also found out DTLP-39 was PTLD-93 entire time and dear load of dingos, I never thought that darkcore animatronic had fell in love with a preteenager
Demoman: (spits out beer as he was shocked) WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL?!
Dedede: And I thought bringing cupcakes to a chick mistaken to be a hot bird was that bad
Deimos: I thought DTLP-39 was killed off. Man, you really should be doing background checks
D-Bot: That antichrist also brought two prisoners from Season B, two recommended candidates which are a serial killer disguised as a doctor and a child with dentures who just unalives fish for her amusement. Since there are five of them left, why not wipe his entire crew so we don't have future discomfort in the next few days.
Diluc: Indeed, does the real challenge is slay Damien Thorn's demonic army as much as possible, not only that we have to disband his crew and his father by defeating them and rescue all of the hostages?
D-Bot: Yes, that's the actual challenge
Damien Desmond: There's a problem, most of these contestants are skilled fighters, but I'm only six years old with no experience in combat. How am I supposed to fight an army of vicious demons?!
David (CC): Look, I know you had feeling of disadvantage as in your first challenge, but I'm sure we can make it through
Damian Desmond: If you say so. What about the points?
D-Bot: Oh yeah, every time you kill a demon from The Lord Darkness gains points depending what type there are and how big they are. You can have choices to capture and trap them or just kill them. So here are the bounties based on intel gave me from DarkDelta
BOUNTY LIST (DEAD OR ALIVE)
Imp Demons - 5 points
Zombie Demons - 10 points
Lost Souls - 15 points
Winged Demons (like Gargoyles for an example) - 25 points
Demonic Troopers (the Possessed) - 30 points
Mayor Drones -35 points
Hell Razors - 40 points
Cacodemons and Archatrons - 50 points
Carcasses and Tentacles - 55 points
Revenants, Prowlers and Whiplashes - 60 points
Pinky Demons (Including Spectres), Pain Elementals and Hell Knights- 75 points
Gore Nests - 80 points
Dread Knights, Barons of Hell, Archives / Summoner And Mancubuses (including the cyber variants), Hell Guards - 100 points
Doom Hunters - 150 points
Tyrant Demons (Cyberdemons), The Spider Masterminds and Marauder - 200 points
Any remaining members of Damien Thorn's crew (Blaineley, Brittany, Does Bad Things Guy and Darla) - 250 points each
Icon of Sin - 1000 points (750 points whoever does assist kill, 1500 points bonus whoever does the final blow)
Dark Lord (The general of Demonic Army) - 1500 points
The Lord Darkness and The Prince of Darkness a.k.a Damien Thorn the Antichrist - 2000 points each
Daddy: Dark Lord, I have heard of him, his real name is Davoth and he had a title of the supreme ruler of the realm of Hell from the DOOM franchise. When The Lord Darkness came to him and offered him to work as his general. It does require a lot of power to destroy his armor in order to get real damage. As for The Lord Darkness himself his only weakness is sunlight or any form of powerful luminous objects.
Daisy: But Dexter and Dee Dee managed to defeat him with a replica stand power version of Dio's stand and The Hokuto Weasel Blaster
Daddy: The latter part must have worked.
Donkey Kong: Without Dee Dee, none of us possess the power to produce that kind of blast
Deimos: That's sure is lot of demons, most of them came from DOOM universe
Deadpool: Guys, I have a shelter of weapons that can help us out on the invasion of demons.
Dori: You sure?
Deadpool: Yeah, it's at my home and I know what you're thinking "Deadpool, there's no way we can enter your home without getting bitten by demons!". Guess what, I have something special (pulls out something from his back and reveals a borrowed Rick Sanchez's portal gun)
Damian Desmond: What kind of gun is that?
Deadpool: Have you ever seen Rick and Morty? In case you don't know what it is, it's a portal gun, it can definitely shoot portals and open dimensions to other worlds. In fact, I already set up and it's ready to open a doorway to my shack of sweet slayer tools.
Doppio: Hey Deadpool, we're did you get that portal gun from?
Deadpool: I borrowed from my trusty friend Rick Sanchez, we both competed together in a Total Drama crossover fanfic called Total Drama Infinite. Oh, I sure wonder what Rick is up to now?
Dio: Of course
D-Bot: Sweet, open up then
Deadpool: Yes!
Deadpool uses his portal gun and opens up a dimension gate to his homeworld which leads to his apartment as the rest of contestants, handlers and D-Bot follow him.
Deadpool: Here we are, my household!
Diluc: Hmm… this interior seems to filled with the smell of filth
Dio: Do you really live in this dump? I expected to be a luxurious and elegant due to mass money production success from your films
Deadpool: I keep it cool with the money, it's not that much of a problem, so keep it cool and let's start with my home tour. First of all, this my living room, classy huh?
Dori: It looks decent, aside from the smell, wall conditions and lack of sanitation. I suggest to call the renovating crew for the improvement
Dedede: Yes! I can scent the smell of the dump!
Daddy: Nice neon decorations, what else do you have in store?
Deadpool: I thank the feedback, why not use these (shows a boxes and crates of explosives)
Deimos: Sweet sh**! Let's grab that loot
Damien Desmond: Is that a dog?
Deadpool: Yeah, this is Red Rocket. Don't worry, he's friendly.
Damien Desmond: Oh, this reminds me of my pet dog Max, he's a German Shepard.
Demoman: Ya know, all this time, I'm in a mood for drink, ya good those in the kitchen?
Deadpool: Hell yeah! Go for it buddy!
Demoman rushed to the kitchen and quickly drank countless amount of beers
Damian Desmond: What the… he drinks like this?!
Deadpool: That's the life of a drunk person, get used to it and you're doing just fine. And besides, my healing factors won't let me get drunk.
Daisy: Deadpool, I just checked the kitchen and it looks in distress mess
Deadpool: Fine by me, the kitchen is the place where I get to dine and cook pancakes and chimichangas, baby!
Daisy: But there's trash and- IS THAT MOUSE TRAPS?!
Deadpool: Yeah… I'll probably get cleaning after this season is over or just ditch it once I get a move to the grand prize.
Dio: Whatever, I'm going to need the knives.
Diavolo: I'm going to the bathroom to take a piss
Doppio: Do you need help Boss?
Diavolo: There's no need for that, Doppio. I'll be- COSA MAI È SUCCESSO QUI?! (WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!)
The rest take a look at the Deadpool's bathroom and saw Diavolo puking onto a toilet
Doppio: Are you ok, Boss?
Diavolo: Yeah, I'm fine.
Diluc: You have got to be kidding me
Dedede: Oh dear lord! You take a dump in this?!
Deadpool: Yeah, I sh** like any regular person. So, this is a place where I wash my body including my ass wiping
Deimos: This reminds me where the time me and Sanford went to a gas station and went to men's public restroom and saw a ton of sh** everywhere, like someone ate too many Taco Bell in a buffet marathon
Donald: Yuk! That sounds disgusting! That describes it from what I've seen, at least my house doesn't have that kind of treatment.
Deadpool: I know it looks like it was abandoned, but you're going to love the next and last one. Follow me guys!
Deadpool gathers everyone and enters Deadpool's room
Deadpool: Ta-da-dah! Welcome to my room!
The contestants take a look at the weapon armory
Demoman: That's what I'm talking about!
Deimos: OH HELL YEAH! This is what we need in demonic warfare
David (CC): That's a lot of weapons, I'm pretty sure it's enough to fend of a horde of demons
Dedede: That's a lot of guns and swords, I'm going to take hammers for in case if my main hammer gets destroyed
Dori: Daggers, darts, dirks, derringers, dynamite sticks, double-barreled shotguns, daos, dan bongs, deer horn knives, dragon's breath shotguns, dragoon pistols, dadaos, deer guns, demolition charges, depth charge barrels, double-edged swords, disintegrator ray guns, detonators, duckfoot pistols, dragon staffs with sharp blades, dacian falxes, doomhammers, disruptor rifles and dragonstrike bows. That's an incredible amount of weapons you got there, Deadpool. You amazed us.
Donald: Wait, was that a C.A.A. Episode 1 reference?
Donkey Kong: What about the weapons that can produce light?
Deadpool: You can take the ones with ultra LEDs with handles and come with three different dichroic filter disks. There's sixteen of them which is enough for everyone. And most important of all, I have this very special trap for him
Diluc: You sure this is going to work?
Deadpool: Of course it will, it may look like a purple mini fridge, but it can only open once before it gets sealed shut. Oh boy, this thing is made out of dark titanic obsidian diamond on the outside and the inside is designed to be deprived of galactic gaz. When he gets trapped in there, he'll be begging to get out of here as he starts to suffer in there. The windows is so indestructible that won't leave any cracks on it, he may try uses his full force all he wants but nothing works for him. And about starvation, he won't be dying in there.
D-Bot: Nice trap and I almost forgot to mention one thing about this challenge
Daddy: Tell us about it
D-Bot: Here's a twist, if you manage to defeat both Lord Darkness and Damien Thorn. There won't be an elimination this time
The contestants are surprised to hear about this
Donald: What are we waiting for? Let's grab and pack as many weapons as possible, we gotta save the debuters before it's too late!
The contestants are on the rush of grabbing weapons while Daki's curiosity went to inflating an inflatable doll
Daitomodachi: I'm impressed by how many guns he owned, dah-mazing stuff right, D-Bot?
D-Bot: Yes and this is definitely needed. (notices the inflatable doll) Huh? Why hello there. Did you just take a shower looking like this, especially in a place like that?
Daitomodachi: It's a doll, D-Bot.
D-Bot: I know what it is, Dai. It might give me an idea for the future challenges.
Donkey Kong: We're ready!
The contestants are armed including Donald has changed his clothing into a combat suit from Kingdom Hearts
D-Bot: Packed already?
Deimos: Yep, let's chew ass and kick bubblegum
The contestants exited from Deadpool's room and entered back through a portal to inside of Denny's place as D-Bot, Daitomodachi and Daki (who she carries an inflatable doll)
Damian Desmond: Does anyone where those two located?
Daniel J D'Arby: My guess is at their lair. Deadpool, make another portal to their destination, will you?
Deadpool: I just to set up and-
The loud burst sound came from behind that turns to be Damien Thorn's minions managed to get through the security system as the entry doorway was destroyed while they roar at them
Doppio: They broke it down, how's even that possible?!
Daki: I thought the security system was going to hold them off.
D-Bot: Huh? I should have used salt to cover around the building.
Donkey Kong: Look out everyone!
Demonic Troopers are about to fire at them, but they managed to dodge it thanks to a warning call
Damien Desmond: Thanks, but how many are they?
Dori: It's over a million or more
Then an explosion blast off some demons caused by a detonator
Denel Rooivalk Driver: Ya need help?
David (CC): Oh yes please!
Denel Rooivalk Driver: Follow me to the copper, everyone!
The contestants, D-Bot, Daitomodachi and Daki followed The Denel Rooivalk Driver to the top of the building and saw the something in front of them
???: *deep demonic voice* WELL WELL WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
A creature with bright red outlines revealed to be floating with red hellish flames came out from at the waist and wrists, wearing a black tuxedo, white shirt with black tie and had red glowing eyes with a sharp grizzly smile that looked like a carved jack-o-lantern. It turns out to be Damien Thorn's demonic form as he laughs in evil and malicious manor.
Damien Thorn: YOU THOUGHT THAT IS SIMPLE ENOUGH TO GET AWAY THIS FAST? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FAT CHANCE!
Donald: Tell us what have you done?!
Damien Thorn: YOU DARE TO QUESTION MY WORK? YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
Diluc: DarkDelta has warned us about you. You're the mastermind behind one of the troubles that we encountered and brought your demonic army along with you.
Damien Thorn: I'M GLAD MY REPUTATION PRECEDES ME AND YET, THAT TRAITOR YOU MENTIONED TOLD ABOUT THE DARKEST DAY, NO?
Deadpool: Daniel from Camp Camp's elimination and rejection on both debuting ceremonies must have triggered this form. Nathan really wasted a slot for second debuter
Damien Thorn: NATHAN… I THOUGHT I WAS HONORED TO BE APART OF THE ALPHABET COMPETITION UNTIL I WAS DISQUALIFIED BY A DRAFTED MUTT AS THEY SOMEHOW DEFEATED BY TWO CHILDREN WITH ANIME POWERS. THAT PERSON DIDN'T WANT ME TO ALLOW ME TO HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY ALL BECAUSE I'M "TOO EVIL FOR THIS SHOW"? THAT WAS THE MOST IDIOTIC REASON I HAVE EVER HEARD. WHAT ABOUT THE PERSON WHO IS RESPONSIBLE OF THIS SEASON, WHAT DOES HE THINK ABOUT ME?
Deadpool: Hold on, BC01, what's your opinion on Damien Thorn from the Omen franchise?
BC01: That guy? He's alright, but I liked his evil personality, however, I haven't seen the movie though. I really should have put him on the list of the recommended characters, instead I have to stick to the timeline lore. That's my response to my statement.
Damien Thorn: SERIOUSLY?! HE NEVER SAW THE MOVIE FROM WHERE I COME FROM?! OH? I SEE THIS IS GOING, YOU WANTED ME TO SEE ME SUFFER.
Donald: Not so fast, so called "Prince of Darkness"! You are going down once and for all!
Damien Thorn: IS THIS THE LINE TO THREATEN ME? HA! THIS IS THE SIMILAR SAID TO MY FATHER. HE HAS IMPROVED HIMSELF FROM HIS DEFEAT, LET'S HOW YOU DO THIS TIME? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Deimos: So this is the guy that we're hunting for? He looks like a crazy madlad freak that I fought back in Nevada.
Damien Thorn: ANOTHER JUDGMENT USED FOR WRONG REASONS, I BET YOU WANT REAL ACTION. HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU CAN LAST A ROUND OF MY ARMY? I DOUBT YOU CAN LAST MORE THAN A MINUTE IN HERE. WHEN YOU PERISH INTO MY WRATH OF REIGN, YOU'LL BE NOTHING AND FORGOTTEN, YOU AREN'T ABLE TO SEE THE DAYLIGHT AGAIN! ARE YOU READY? PREPARE TO FACE MY MINIONS!
Damien Thorn starts to speak in Xra'mban language as he orders his demonic army to attack them
David (CC): Flyers incoming!
The contestants starts to use their firearms to aim and shot at the winged demons
Damien Thorn: NOT BAD, NOT BAD, NOT BAD, BUT NOT IMPRESSIVE ENOUGH. YOU MAY HAVE TAKEN DOWN ONE ALLY THAT I MADE A DEAL WITH, BUT YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME NOR BE CAPTURED ALIVE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
As Damien Thorn finished laughing, he starts orders more minions to attack them, then he disappeared into the thin air
Daitomodachi: Oh great, that hellish bastard got away.
Deadpool: Here we go! I finished the coordinates
Donkey Kong: Great, now make a portal!
Denel Rooivalk Driver: Come on everyone! Get into my hopper!
The contestants and the rest goes inside of The Denel Rooivalk as the vehicle starts to fly as leaving the ground
Doppio: They're getting on to us! (points the demons who are holding the legs of Denel Rooivalk while winged demons are coming after them)
Donkey Kong: Leave them alone! You creepy freaks! (starts to punch out imp demons as they plunged to death)
Deimos: Very much appreciated, man.
Deadpool stick his hand out of the door, shots with the portal gun and opens a portal to the located dimension
Damian Desmond: Come on, just a little and we can arrive in time!
Denel Rooivalk Driver: We're about to enter that green portal, I repeat, we're about to enter that green portal.
The Denel Rooivalk goes on to full speed and entered through a portal into a different dimension
As Denel Rooivalk lands on a inside of UAC building while the portal closes
David (CC): We're are we?
Daniel J. D'Arby: We're inside of the UAC building. To be honest, I never been to this place before
Diavolo: Me neither
Doppio: Is this the part where we-
Deadpool: Take place of Doom Slayer's role? Hell yeah!
D-Bot: Guess we stay here for a while except for the contestants, just venture out there and wipe out as many demons as possible
Deimos: Roger that
Donald: Alright, let's do this, for real this time!
Then the DOOM music starts to play
The contestants starts to venture into Hanger and found couple of corpses
Damien Desmond: Oh dear lord! Are those dead bodies?!
Dori: Unfortunately, it is. There might be a possibility that they are possessed soldiers.
Donkey Kong: Guys, I found an armor at the top of the staircase
Deimos: Use it, mate. It could be useful on defense.
The contestants starts to walk into the corridor and found a metal door
Daisy: Looks like we hit into dead end
Diluc: I have never seen that door before, maybe there's a function that could open
Daddy: Like this?
The metal door opens and finds three Possessed Soldiers who start to aim at them, then the contestants starts to shoot at them while their torso gets shot up and starts to bleed out
Daddy: That should do it
Dedede: Woah! This room looks advanced
Dori: International space systems, it is far advanced from what I knew
Dio: Can you stop being distracted? We have a mass mission to do
Dedede: Alright, I'll get my butt moving!
Then the contestants go to another corridor and find a zigzagonal path which is between the acid lava. They also found three more Possessed Soldiers and an Imp at the top of the platform as it starts to throw fireballs at them as they dodge
Demoman: RAAAAAHH! (smashes the empty beer bottle at one Possessed Soldier and slashed two more with a dao sword)
Dio: Hmmm… (throw a knife at the Imp and dies) All clear now
Donkey Kong: We only took out couple of them and I though we're going to deal a lot of demons
Daniel J. D'Arby: This is only the beginning, we may face more when time passes.
Daddy Dearest opens another metal door and find an Imp and kills him Instantly with his fists
Daddy: I'm not surprised, try harder if you were looking for
Then the contestants finds two large candelabras standing next to the door with yellow button
Donald: Come on guys, let's leave this building!
Then the contestants goes throw the door and press the exit switch
HANGAR FINISHED
As the contestants goes to the next building which is a nuclear plant
Deimos: Nuclear plant, huh? You didn't that in everyday
Doppio: More demonic soldiers coming!
The contestants starts to shoot more Possessed Soldiers until is clear
Deadpool: Wow, that was fun! Right, guys?
The contestants noticed Damien Desmond is gone
Dedede: I don't want to alarm you, but where's Damien?
Daisy: You're right, where did he go?
David (CC): I hope he doesn't get hurt
Then Damien Desmond comes back with a shotgun
Diluc: Oh, there you are, where have you wondered?
Damien Desmond: I found the different path and found this (he shows the shotgun)
Donkey Kong: Don't we already have a double barreled one, do we?
Deadpool: We already have one, but why not collect more ammo in just in case
Then the contestants goes the upstairs and finds more Possessed Soldier as they get shot and slashed
Damian Desmond: Is that a keycard?
Deimos: Oh yeah, grab that one, it may open that door with red markings
Damien Desmond: (Starts to grab the red keycard) Got it!
The contestants starts to climb down the stairs and find the red door as it opens with the red keycard
Dio: More fools coming…
Dio throws knives at the demonic enemies as they walked into paths and pressing and open the switches
NUCLEAR PLANT FINISHED
As the contestants entered the Toxic Refinery, they found another corpse on the ground in front of them
Dori: Just ignore the corpses and keep moving. Their lair could be one of the buildings
The contestants open the door and find more Possessed Soldiers on the two corridors as they walk in front of a closed bridge with an acid floor. Though the contestants can exterminate them by now
Demoman: *phew* Man, I could use another beer by now. But which we're we going?
Deadpool: Let's take on the left, we'll find the blue keycard to open the other door
The contestants go to the left corridor and find more enemies, but they can handle them. After they are dealt with, they saw a switch on the window entry
Dedede: Should we go and find another way around?
Dio: (throws at the knife at the switch and activates an entryway to a stairway to a room with more enemies) THE WORLD! (Summons his stand and stops time) Oh, we've got a new encounter, but it is no match for my stand. (Enters that room as he finishes the enemies while he finds the yellow keycard. Then he returns to the group) Time resumes. (The time resumes to normal)
Doppio: It opens to that room and I can hear demons screaming to death?!
Dio: Don't worry about it, I cleared this area already and found a yellow keycard
Dedede: We're looking for a blue keycard, not a yellow keycard!
Daisy: Maybe, it will open the door with yellow markings on it.
Deimos: Ok, let's go find it
The contestants starts to walk forwards to another corridor and finds even more enemies while there's an opening on the sealing along with a electric pillar at the center
Dori: I've noticed something
Donkey Kong: What is it, Dori?
Dori: I can see the sunlight, but something it's off about it
Damien Desmond: You're referring to a planet that we're standing on?
Daniel J. D'Arby: My guess is that we're on Phobos, one of the moons from Mars
Diluc: It seem odd, because it doesn't normally have oxygen
Dedede: Hold on, how do we breathe in the first place?
Deimos: I have no idea
The contestants goes forward and find a path with a large oval shaped hole on the center while more enemies are coming as they clear them out until they found a room with a blue keycard
Diavolo: Alright, all we have to do is to grab it and trace back to beginning of this building
One of the contestants grab the blue keycard and the room turns dark while the other door opens and reveals a pack of Imps
Damien Desmond: What the heck was that for?!
The Imps roar at them
Demoman: GRAAAAAAGH!! (slashes every Imps in this room)
Doppio: Thanks, I didn't know this place has booby traps
The contestants starts to go back to the beginning to take another route to blue door, then eventually they reached to the exit
TOXIN REFINERY FINISHED
The next following scenes will be play a montage of contestants fights demons while they go through each building in The episode of "Knee-Deep in the Dead"
COMMAND CONTROL
Daisy: Is that a radioactive suit? But there's sixteen of us
Deimos: I have a better idea, how about we use demon corpses to form platform, that way, we can cross the gaps and we can go through the exit in no time
Dori: It may have a small problem, Donkey Kong's weight could plunge the corpses deep and dissolve quickly before everyone else has a chance to go through.
Dio: Do you think this pathway stops me? I can float without any issues
Dedede: Well, at least I'm not the only one with the floating ability, Kirby can do that as well.
Doppio: Maybe, try to use our stands to carry each person without getting harmed in acid?
Daisy: Oh, I remember now, why not use the Drill Mushrooms to get across easier. I'm pretty sure it does a great job to break through the metal floors and don't worry, I've enough of them on me. What do you think?
Diavolo: Sounds good
Deadpool: I thought we're doing the options from Henry Stickmin, but that's a different game. Let's use them
The contestants starts to use Drill Mushroom power ups and goes across through ground until they reached the exit
Imp 1: Ra ra rar? (Do you remember what the boss told us?)
Imp 2: Ro? (Did he?)
Imp 1: Res, ro ra rar ro ro re ra (Yes, the boss wants to hunt down so called "contestants" and I don't think it meant the sixteen slayers to wipe us out)
Imp 2: Re ro? Re the ra ri ro! (Sixteen of them? I can't fight all of them at once!)
Imp 1: Re ro ra rar re ro, re ris reb rah ro re ri. Ra re rar rou? (We have no choice and besides, you know what happens when we don't obey the orders. Do you want to end up like the others of our kind?)
Imp 2: Rno, ru ri ru ra ro ri? (No, is it really a great idea to just surprise attack?)
Imp 1: Ro, ru re ro rol ri. Ra ro ro, re reo re ru ri re ret ra, re ri ra ros, re re rwe ri. Ri ra ri, ri rah. (Close, but he told us to try to avoid the shots. And one more thing, these people are gonna struggle to get there if they have no solution to cross the gaps of radioactive acid, even if one of them manages to get across, let's hope to encounter a weakling and finish him as we dine into him. It's a win-win situation, simple as that.)
Imp 2: Ri ro ra (If you say so)
Then the enemies gets impaled to death by the contestants' drills as they come out of the ground
Damien Desmond: Ew, I got blood over me.
Deimos: I know it's only your first challenge, but keep moving
PHOBOS LAB
As the contestants slay a group of demons, they start to rest a bit
Dedede: Ah, it's sure to have a nice little break before we continue our journey. I hate it when someone attacks from behind, like a backstabber.
Donkey Kong: You're feeling tired yet? It's only an hour and half since the challenge started and I can't let my friends down to a pack of demons
Deimos: Stay chill, DK, I'm sure they are fine and besides, I've haven't seen the iconic ones
Then a specter starts running towards to Deimos, but lucky for him, he uses a deer horn knife and stabs on the top of the head which it gave a fatal blow
Deimos: That was a close call
Daisy: Are you alright?
Deimos: Yeah, I'm fine, but that thing was invisible
CENTRAL PROCESSING
As they walk into sections of hallways, more enemies are coming
Donald: Quack! More demonic monsters are coming!
A wave of Imps, Possessed Soldiers and Pinkies are coming towards to them
Deimos: (pulls and fires with Daewoo Max-1 at the enemies as they get obliterated to death) That was too easy, am I right guys?
Deadpool: Hell yeah! Only two levels to go before the first boss
COMPUTER STATION
Yet, the contestants have finished slaying the demons in this building
Damian Desmond: That's all of them.
Dedede: It's a good thing that we manage to deal a decent amount of damage to these bastards, hehehe
Diluc: Another building cleared, let's go to the another
PHOBOS ANOMALY
The contestants witnessed a group of Pinkies roaming around in the oval room
David (CC): Woah, that's must be a group of Pinkies
Daniel J. D'Arby: If you take a look at surroundings, you'll be seeing explosive barrels, if I throw a projectile at one of them, that'll be effective move
Donald: Like this? (throws a dirk at a explosive barrel and Pinkies are blown up by the chain reaction of explosions)
Daniel J. D'Arby: Indeed.
After clearing out all the Pinkies in the level, they go up against the first boss battle as the two structures open as it reveals two Barons of Hell
Diavolo: Are those Barons of Hell?
Dori: Yes, they were rather called The Bruiser Brothers.
Deimos: Not only that, a wave of Spectres are here
The demonic monsters are about start to release their attacks
Donald: FIGHT!
The contestants and the demonic monsters are clashing with each other. The Spectres are no match for them
Daisy: There's only two of them left
Donkey Kong throws a depth charge barrel at one of the barons and stuns it, Then Dio uses his stand on the baron
Dio: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! MUDA!!
A baron dies in the process due the beatings
Daddy Dearest throws his punch at the remaining baron at the crotch area
Baron of Hell: Oooooohhhhhh…….
Then Daddy Dearest throws another punch at baron and this time, it lands on the head and it explodes in blood as the head pop out
Daddy Dearest: All done
Deadpool: That Baron of Hell got his dick punched, badass move there Dearest!
After the barons have defeated, the stars walls starts to open and reveals a huge courtyard outside as they saw a marble-textured teleporter pad on a gray platform
Dori: I believe this teleporter should get us to next area
Dedede: I hope it leads to their lair, it's really been two hours now and I already wacked the living out of the demons
Damien Desmond: And don't forget the blood splatter
The contestants heads to a switch that leads a stairway to a teleport and they had fell into a trap which they gave them a surprise
Diavolo: What in the…
Demoman: I'M BLIND!!!
Doppio: HOLLY CRAP!! IT'S A TRAP!!
Dio: THE WORLD! (Summons his stand and stops time as he starts to punch all of the demons in this room)
PHOBOS ANOMALY FINISHED
Meanwhile at the Damien Thorn's office in Hell
Damien Thorn: SO, THEY ARRIVED IN SHORES OF HELL. ONLY TWO HOURS AND DID A LITTLE PROGRESS TO STOP ME. YET, NOT BAD, BUT NOT IMPRESSIVE ENOUGH. THEY HAVEN'T ENCOUNTERED THE LARGER THREATS. FOR NOW, THEY ARE ON DEIMOS.
Darla: Is that person?
Damien Thorn: I MENT ONE OF THE MOONS FROM MARS, IT HAS NO RELATION TO A CONTESTANT.
Does Bad Things Guy: We get that, but I haven't done a move yet and my bounty is worth more than a freaking Cyberdemon!
Damien Thorn: THAT LETTER BOY THINKS YOU'RE MENACING DANGEROUS THAN A MASS SPIDER BRAIN CREATURE. AS FOR MINE, IT WAS EIGHT TIMES WORTH THAN YOURS. BUT DO NOT BE DISSATISFIED YET, I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU. (pulls out a "surprise item")
Does Bad Things Guy: What's this? a steroid syringe?
Damien Thorn: THIS ISN'T ORDINARY DRUG, THIS A POWERFUL TYPE STRONGHOLD.
Darla: Oohh, can I have one?
Damien Thorn: NO! IT WAS MEANT FOR HIM, NOT YOU! NOW THAT DISRUPTURE IS TAKEN CARE OFF, I WANTED TO SEE THE BEGINNING OF THEIR SUFFERING.
Does Bad Things Guy: This one will surely do
Multiple battles of demonic slaughter on Deimos later
TOWER OF BABEL
Dori: This is it, where's at the Tower of Babel.
Donald: Oh boy, this is quite tougher and more than the demons on Phobos
Dedede: Yeah, those flying heads gave us an additional obstacle of vision
Diluc: I had to use swing attacks more than before
Daddy Dearest starts to flips all four switches on a small pillar as the stairs steps rises and walks up to a crucified baron of hell as it opens
Daddy: Come on, let's go
The contestants walked out of the octagonal room and finds the next boss
Deadpool: Hey Cyberdemon, look at us!
Cyberdemon turns his attention to the contestants and starts to blast at them, then the contestants start to fight back by using long ranged and throwable weapons at him. Demoman uses a Dard 120 rocket launcher and Dio throws multiple knives at the Cyberdemon. At this point, the Cyberdemon has been weakened.
Daddy Dearest: Here I come! (throws his powerful punch straight into Cyberdemon's chest and it explodes into bloody pieces)
Doppio: Thanks Mr Dearest, that demon does look strong, but we manage to defeat him
Deimos: Did D-Bot say that there are more than one Cyberdemon?
Daddy Dearest: Definitely there are more than just we encountered
Damien Desmond: We know that we just slayed a buff demon, but some of us got covered in blood
Demoman: Where are we going to venture next?
Dori: It may sounds a little insane to say this, we are standing above Hell's surface
The contestants starts to walk into the edge of Deimos and saw the unthinkable
Donald: WHAT?! IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!
Donkey Kong: I know that me and Diddy fought the croc crew, but I never thought we'd be able to imagine the possibility of seeing this!
Deimos: I'm about to jump to this place
Diluc: You sure? We need to think about this and this is what he wants us to do. To make us suffer.
As the contestants jumped off the Deimos, the next scene turns back to Hell
In Damien Thorn's office, he waits for one of his minions to tell the news about the contestants' survival rate update
Damian Thorn: UGH, I'M STARTING TO BE IMPATIENT! IT'S BEEN ONLY TWO HOURS SINCE THEY HAVE BEEN TO THAT MOON AND STILL NO PROGRESS?! ARE THEY THAT PAIN IN THE ASS TO DEAL WITH SIXTEEN REMAINING DEMONIC DESTROYERS?! *phone ring and picks it up* HELLO? IS THE JOB DONE YET? THEY MANAGED TO DEFEAT THE CYBERDEMON?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE F***ING KIDDING ME! IT COULD HAVE BLASTED AT LEAST ONE OR MORE WEAKLINGS TO DEATH! *sigh* YOU GOT A POINT THERE, IT WON'T BE THE LAST TIME TO SEE THEIR KIND. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
More time has passed and the contestants made it to the end of Inferno, after upon walking to the hallway, they encountered the Spiderdemon at their right sight
Dedede: Woah! That's one large mechanical demon and it has a machine gun in its belly! How are we going to defeat this demon?
Dio: THE WORLD! (Summons his stand and stops time) This demon is no match for me. MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! MUDA!! Time resumes (After what he said, time goes back to normal and The Spiderdemon has meet the force of punches and dies in the process)
Doppio: Wow! You defeated the that thing so fast, but there's no sign of the antichrist anywhere
One of the contestants got a call and picks it up
Deadpool: Hello? You got news regarding the challenge? Wait, we can go to Mars now? Sweet! What about you guys? A group of scientists found you? Ok, this is going to be a long challenge for us. Ok, bye then.
Damian Desmond: What did he say?
Deadpool: We can go to Mars, maybe he's on that planet.
Diluc: Let's get going then.
Once again, time has passed and they reached to Site 03
The contestants found an empty casket
Diavolo: So, this is what Doom Slayer has been through… is this suppose to be a seal for him
Daisy: I have no idea what that does
Dori: I believe it's called a sarcophagus
Donkey Kong: Are we going to start another montage where we continue fighting demons?
Then epic DOOM music stars again
Deimos: Let's rip and tear
The montage starts with killing possessed zombies on their way, then destroying gore nest which it spawns more demons
RESOURCE OPERATIONS
A Hell Knight was sliced in half by a chainsaw carried by one of the contestants
Dio grabs an Argent Cell orb and absorbs its power
FOUNDRY
Demoman goes nuts as he continues to slay demons with his dao
Eventually finds Olivia Pierce attempting to open a portal to hell
ARGENT FACILITY
Donkey Kong destroys Argent filters while a group of demons tries to ambush them
ARGENT ENERGY TOWER
The contestants are jumping across the gaps through the long platforms and then climbing the tower after clearing huge waves of demons
Then the contestants are surprised to see Oliva Pierce has opened the portal to Hell and got sucked into it
KADINGIR SANCTUM
A bunch of lost souls along with familiar encounters aiming at the contestants but they are easily defeated by the contestants, soon they found a portal leads back to Mars
ARGENT FACILITY (DESTROYED)
After they slayed bunch of Cacodemons and Pinky demons, they found a train that leads to Advanced Research Complex
ADVANCED RESEARCH COMPLEX
They meet Dr. Samuel Hayden and was told about the situation that's happening to the rest of debuting candidates and the demonic activity
LAZARUS LABS
After slaying another wave of demons, they encountered another Cyberdemon, but it was bigger than the previous one that they encountered from Deimos.
Another boss battle has begun as the contestants worked together to defeat The Cyberdemon, as they depleted its health, Daddy Dearest thorns out the accumulator and used to transport themselves to Hell, then they finish off the rest of battle thanks to Dio's stand.
TITAN'S REALM
Once again, they slayed another set of stronger demons as they found the titan's core
NECROPOLIS
Another boss battle with Hell Guards and they were simply defeated by Dio
VEGA CENTRAL PROCESSING
Yet once again, the contestants has slayed another group of demons and proceed to VEGA's central core which it sends them to the ruins of Argent
ARGENT D'NUR
The contestants yet another group of demons in the world of Argent D'Nur, then they found Olivia Pierce and the montage stops here
Dedede: Well, well, well, what do we have here? You think you can run away this time?
Olivia Pierce: I promised so much…
Donkey Kong: We have gone to Hell a couple of times and how do you respond to all the causes you put through us? Dr. Samuel Hayden told us about you and you're that diabolical!
Diluc: Hold on, something is wrong with her…
Olivia Pierce was struck by red plasma bolt as she screams, then she was submerged into the ground as she sinks in
Dedede: What's happening to her?!
Then, a mechanical spider leg rose from the ground and soon, her rest of her body and starts to screeches at the contestants as she was transformed into Spider Mastermind
Deimos: Well no sh**. It's another large Spiderdemon.
Dio: I'm not surprised, do you really think this creature can stop us? Show us what you got
Spider Mastermind starts to blast plasma bullets and red laser at the contestants, but they dodge it
Daisy: Come one everyone, let's aim for everything we got!
The contestants uses their best on their abilities as they depleted Spider Mastermind's health while she launches explosives at them
Donald: Almost there…
Dio: THE WORLD! (Summons his stand and stops time) MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! MUDA!! Time resumes
As time resumes, The Spider Mastermind was launched into a wall and fallen to the ground as she was weakened
Deadpool: Oh yeah! It's time for my favorite part
Deadpool starts to open The Spider Mastermind's jaw wide open and shoves as many dynamite sticks as possible, then he uses the BFG 9000 as it gets shoved into her mouth and blasts her brain into smithereens
Deadpool: 200 points added to my score, baby!
Damian Desmond: Now, she's gone, what is going next?
Donkey Kong: Deadpool, you still got Rick's portal gun, right?
Deadpool: Yep, and we're going to get the rest of his members
Meanwhile at Damien Thorn's office
Marauder: My lord, Olivia Pierce has been defeated
Damien Thorn: IS IT THATS SO?
Marauder: Her death was similar to Slayer's blow
Damien Thorn: I SEE. AS FOR THE DOOM SLAYER, HE'S BEEN SEALED EXTREME TIGHT THAN THE REST OF MY VICTIMS. IF THESE CONTESTANTS ARE DETERMINED TO FIND ME AND MY FATHER, THE MEASURES MUST BE TAKEN IN ACTION.
Marauder: What are your orders?
Damien Thorn: I CONSIDER TO BRING THESE FOUR WITH YOU, THEY WILL SLOW DOWN THEIR PROCESS WHILE YOU TAKE AN ADVANTAGE ON THE FIGHT.
Marauder: Yes my lord. (take a look at Does Bad Things Guy, Brittany, Blaineley and Darla) You four, follow me.
Does Bad Things Guy: I'm ready for some bloodshed!
Brittany: OK!
Darla: THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN!
Blaineley: I better not die for this!
Some decent time later
The contestants reached ARC Complex, inside of Samuel's base
David (CC): I really can't believe Damien Thorn's minions managed enough destruction on Earth
Donkey Kong: Not even the Eliminators stood a chance against them
Doppio: What are we going to do now? We can't just sit here and do nothing about people's lives at stake!
Diavolo: I can understand everyone wants to be done with that challenge, even a month has passed, we need to put an end to this doomsday domination.
Suddenly, a tall humanoid wearing sentinel armor carrying a battle ax with Argent energy came out from black portal with red aura appears in front of them
Marauder: I was expecting for Doom Slayer to show up, only to meet sixteen of you and yet, you took down multiple Darkness's soldiers.
Dio: What are you going to do about it? You'll die like the rest of them.
Marauder: Oh, I didn't come alone in this fight, take a look at your backs.
Daniel J. D'Arby: Lord Dio, I may suggest to turn back to see who are his allies brought with him
Dio: Fine, let's who they are
The contestants turn their backs and saw Does Bad Things Guy who is now at three meters tall with jacked out muscles and his right hand is replaced with a buzz saw, Blaineley, Brittany and Darla
The half of the contestants gasped from what they encountered
Diluc: Just I suspected, these four worked for Damien Thorn
Blaineley: Of course sake we are! and I'm here for a payback from Season B's Aftermath!
Does Bad Things Guy: I've always been looking for some fresh meat for years to come! So, you have slayed a bunch of demons by now. Well, I've been given a special kind of power by him, so be prepared for my ultimate power that makes you say that you didn't see that coming. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (As he laughs as the buzz saw start to turn on)
Marauder: If any of you are challenged enough to face me, I suggest to start to-
Diavolo: KING CRIMSON!
Time has been skipped for ten seconds
Marauder: I HAVEN'T FINISHED MY SENTENCE! (He takes a look around and sees his chest has a hole in it, then he realizes from what he saw) You used… your own stand to take advantage… on me… with a single blow? This… is… new…. (Then he drops dead on the floor)
Brittany: WOW! HE DEFEATED THAT GUY WITH A SINGLE PUNCH THROUGH HIS BELLY! HE'S SO AWESOME!
Blaineley: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL WAS THAT FOR?! I THOUGHT HE'S STRONG AS LARGE DEMON WITH FRICK'N BLASTGUN AS A HAND!
Darla: What are we doing again?
Blaineley: JUST FIGHT THEM ALREADY! It can't get any worse, is it?
Darla: Hey boy with olive hair, let's throw hands
Damian Desmond: I had a better idea. Deadpool, lead me that portal gun
Deadpool: Sure, but why?
Damien Desmond: Why not set up the coordinates to a dimension where that girl comes from while I'll go distract her.
Deadpool: Sounds good to me.
Does Bad Things Guy: Ok, at least she isn't that useless. What about you two?
Blaineley: I'm going against Daisy
Brittany: Oh, I know, the blue penguin guy!
Does Bad Things Guy: That only leaves me to rest. I'm definitely going to have a bloodbath tonight!
Does Bad Things Guy starts to charge towards to the contestants
Diluc: Dawn, break forth! (Launches an elemental burst on him and takes a minor damage on him)
Does Bad Things Guy: Dammit! But still, it's just a scratch. (then he swings his right arm on David (CC), but he dodges it)
David (CC): Woah! That was close
Does Bad Things Guy: What's wrong, afraid to take damage?
Then he gets hit with stand punches and was launched at the wall
Does Bad Things Guy: Ugh man geez and Satin's sake, even with burns and multiple punches thrown at me, I'm still durable as a punching bag. Let's see what the others are doing?
Does Bad Things Guy saw Damian Desmond and Darla throw punches while Blaineley and Brittany fights with the veterans
Dedede: It's time to knock you out for good!
Brittany: Hit me!
Dedede slams his hammer on Brittany, but she dodges it every hit until he gets dizzy
Blaineley: Where are you at, b****!
Daisy with drill power up on come out from the ground with her head first and spiked Blaineley
Blaineley: Ouch! My butt checks and my dress!
Does Bad Things Guy gets up from the damaged wall
Does Bad Things Guy: Where was I? Right, let's continue our main schedule.
Donkey Kong: Take that!
Donkey Kong throws a punch at Does Bad Things Guy's crotch
Does Bad Things Guy: Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh, my dick hurts
Then he gets upper punches on his crotch by Daddy Dearest.
Does Bad Things Guy: F************! My balls hurt, that's a double pain right under my gutter!
Then he gets hit with Dedede's hammer thrown at him on his face
Dedede: With all demon blood and sweat on me, but seeing him taking the hits was really funny.
Brittany: Tag! You're it!
Dedede: Grrr! I'll get you, annoying brat!
Blaineley: Oh, you want a piece of this? (she holds Dori's neck with her right arm) Come and get me or she gets it!
Dori: *struggles* Get your hands off on me!
Then Blaineley gets zapped by Dori's electro attack as she let off her guard down while Dori was freed in the process
Dori: That was uncalled for, what does she think, taking mora from me? Slim chance, you bimbo celebrity hunt!
Does Bad Things Guy: It's my turn now! (launches buzz saw blades from his right arm at the contestants)
Then Dio uses his stand to punch through the blades into pieces
Dio: Is this the only thing you do with your abilities? But your efforts are in vain
Does Bad Things Guy: We'll see you about that!
Deadpool: I finished setting up the coordinates!
Damian Desmond: That's great! Just use it on a wall already!
Deadpool uses Rick's portal gun on a wall to open up a dimension portal that leads to Finding Nemo universe
Darla: Are you tired yet?
Damian Desmond: No, but this one will
Damian Desmond used his full strength on Darla which is enough to push her off to a portal to her homeworld
Darla: Woah, woah, woaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Then she lands on a pool as the splash wave was minor
A regular bystander: Oh dear god, a little girl has fallen into a pool!
Lifeguard: Don't worry little girl, I'll save you
The lifeguard jumps into the pool to save Darla from drowning
Lifeguard: Are you ok, kid?
Darla: Yeah, I'm good.
Back to the UAC Complex
Damien Desmond: That should do it.
Deadpool: One down, three more to go
As the dimension portal closes, Brittany notices the sound of closing
Brittany: Oohh, what is that?
Blaineley: What in the-? Where's Darla?!
Does Bad Things Guy: What do you mean where's Darla? She probably died in a fight, cause she's weak
Blaineley: Do you really think child murder is ok?! If you believe she died, who's her killer, huh? I've been literally spiked with a drill point and I have scars on my butt thanks to that b****!
Does Bad Things Guy: I might have heard a little splash sound. Yeah, she was pushed off to another dimension and she's drowning in there.
Blaineley stared at him with a deadpan expression.
Does Bad Things Guy: What? She's a weakling anyway. And besides, she deserves it after failing to get a f****** dime. Speaking of child murder, I'm going chop off this debuter's head off
Does Bad Things Guy aims his buzz saw at Damian Desmond
Damien Desmond: There's no way I'm going to defeat that guy!
Does Bad Things Guy: Say your prayers, kid. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (then he got double shotgun blasted by David (CC))
David (CC): Don't you dare to lay your weapon on him!
Deadpool grabs his phone and calls someone
Bill: Hello, Bill Cipher here.
Deadpool: I've found two of your escapees, can you make a portal to trap them?
Bill: It's your contest to do, go on and catch them for me, do you?
Deadpool: Sure thing, I'll go get my-
Bill: Appeared out of nowhere? I'll get you help with his portal gun's coordinates.
Demoman: Hey lady
Blaineley: What is it?
Demoman: I got to tell you, I look pretty pretty dope *burp*
Blaineley: I mean what?
Bill: Ready and set to go!
Deadpool: Thanks, time to sent these girls back to came from
Deadpool opens a portal to Bill's dimension
Brittany: Ooooh, what's that?
Dedede catches Brittany
Dedede: Finally! All that chasing is paid off. Time to go home for you!
Dedede throws Brittany to Bill's dimension
Brittany: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Then Demoman grabs Blaineley and throws her to Bill's dimension
Blaineley: NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNN!!!
Bill's henchmen: You're not going to escape from us this time
Blaineley: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Does Bad Things Guy: He he he ha ha HA HA HAHAHA! Do you really think I need them in a fight in the first place? It's time to die for real!!
Does Bad Things Guy starts to launch multiple saw blades at the contestants, but still was defused by Dio's stand
Does Bad Things Guy: I refuse to give up! You're all going to die by my hand! Sliced and diced, like the victims that I hung up the walls with nails on their mouths
Does Bad Things Guy keeps shooting sawblades at him, but it was to no avail
Does Bad Things Guy: Why isn't it working!! I thought this power that he gave me was going to work, the same thing he gave it to PTLD-93.
Dio: He did? This makes it an easier job for me.
Dio performs a glory kill on him by pulling his heart out
Does Bad Things Guy: WHAT THE ACTUALL- I really should have kept my mouth shut AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Does Bad Things Guy explodes into bloody pieces
Dio: HAHAHAHA! What a surprise, that doctor impersonator thought he could stand a chance against me?
Then the screen freezes
Deadpool: Hello viewers, wait, actually readers. If you were wondering why the sixteenth episode hasn't been released in a while, especially in September and October. The reason is that because the creator of this fanfic hasn't been the same as when he worked on Season B. He really did worked on the research on the episode idea and not to mention a really large list of recommended characters. In case you ask, "Did he take a break from his series or he just glazed up?". Not really, he had made small preparations for a special event of the day. A reminder before the second aftermath takes place, most of the cast had been a crazy day thanks to one attic. BC01 took inspiration from AntiquatedHomeworkZ's Cartoon Order Elimination and decided to make that series, but it's going to be released on April Fools day. You guys can predict who's going to participate in that series. Was I being off topic? Yeah, this episode is originally going to be released on Halloween as a special, but it didn't make it on that day. If Damien Thorn is responsible for delaying the episode, he knows what's coming. Alright, BC01 received some messages that they wanted him to hurry up the episode's process. Geez, take a chill pill dude. BC01 is only a person after all, I know what you think about, but I promise to say this that only way to get through this is having patience. It's like waiting an episode of The Amazing Digital Circus. Oh yeah, the next part got deleted by accident. I'll explain.
Deadpool pushes the screenshot to the offscreen spot revealing white background, then he pulls out a chair and sits on it.
Deadpool: After Dio defeats DBTG, D-Bot announces the contestants, including me of course, on the challenge status. The contestants who threw Damien Thorn's crewmembers into dimensions still got points. Then D-Bot informs us that the only way to enter Darkness's lair is to defeat Icon of Sin, which is an armored titan and the battlefield takes place in the area where Doom Slayer fought him in DOOM Eternal. So, the UAC scientists make a portal to let contestants run into the battlefield to thorn off its armor and destroy body parts which leaves its flesh and bones exposed along with its brain.
BC01: Deadpool, you explained enough, you can go back to regular scene
Deadpool gets up from his chair
Deadpool: Great timing BC01! I've got that scene covered for you
BC01: I was going to rewrite the scene, but now I don't have to.
Deadpool takes his chair and place offscreen
Deadpool: BC01, I have a question for you.
BC01: What is it then?
Deadpool pulls a screenshot where Icon of Sin is exhausted and places it back on screen.
Deadpool: Why haven't you focused a lot on this episode? PBDG sent out messages on the DeviantArt account, what's going on?
BC01: It's going to be a plot that I'm not going to tell you.
The screen resumes
Deadpool: What plot? Wait, I'm not done with you yet! Come back!
Diluc: What are you talking about, Deadpool?
Deadpool: Nevermind then.
Donald jump very high onto the arm of Icon of Sin, then plunged his crucible which is what he found from Hell at its brain
Icon of Sin screams in pain as Donald lands back on the top floor along with the contestants.
Donald: Alright! I really secured my victory.
Then the Icon of Sin falls off from the building from what it's hanging on. Then a red portal opens from the bottom.
Daisy: Donald, you really did it! You managed to take a final blow on that demonic titan!
Donkey Kong: Let's do a little celebration before we jump into the final boss.
As the contestants celebrate Icon of Sin's defeat, meanwhile at Darkness's lair…
Davoth: My lord, it has been a month since the doomsday domination has started.
Darkness (Legend): Those fools couldn't make it in time, excellent!
Damien Thorn: MY ARM MUST HAVE HOLD THEM OFF, I ASSUME THE TITAN HAS DEALT THE STRONGEST ONES.
Darkness (Legend): Dazzling timing, I must thank his army to get rid of them and complete the revenge
Davoth: It was my pleasure to serve your honor, it was fascinating to be invited to such a delightful event. We couldn't have done it if the Slayer was on the way.
Damien Thorn: OH YES (reverts back to normal form) It such a shame that my own queen piece was let go, but I've must thank him for his work that he has done since his hobbies. I would wish he was a competitor instead of that scion, even if I should be in his place.
Darkness (Legend): Son, I know that we want to win the grand prize, I have a question to ask. Is this what you really wanted?
Damien Thorn: I thought it was an honor to be on Nathan's Alphabet show as a contestant and I wanted to gain respect as a proper lord does. But they made fun of me and-
Darkness (Legend): Shh… there's no need to repeat yourself. We achieved something far greater than the simpleton of a prize, we succeeded in domination, that means we can do whatever we want. If there's nobody who can stop us for good, we will definitely assure you that no one comes into our way.
Damien Thorn: You really mean it?
Darkness (Legend): Of course, we can reshape this world into a new one, this will be our paradise son.
Davoth takes a look around to keep an eye on one of his minions to inform the official victory while the kidnapped veterans are seated at the chairs as they are tied and blindfolded with special ropes.
Damien Thorn: This means that I can officially rule over not only Arcade Park, Amusement Park and Apartment Complex, the whole world wide. Yes! Finally, my revenge is finally complete! Dad's right, Davoth's minions are a match against those who mocked me. Muahahaha! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Darkness (Legend): Oh yes son! Laugh more and more! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
As both father and son does loud evil laughter, the contestants arrived from the portal standing behind the stones
Doppio: Boss, I know we have come so close and far, but is it a good idea to ambush them?
Diavolo: Not yet. Mr Dearest, are you really sure you know how to defeat these people?
Daddy: Of course it has. Does anyone bring a special kind of flashlight?
Deadpool: Yep, we got them.
Daisy: Same here
The rest said the same thing
Daddy: We only use flashlights to stun them. As for the tactic, we need to place mirrors around the place without being spotted. I'm going to lead every blind spot as possible.
Daniel J. D'Arby: Then answer this, how are we going to get the mirrors from?
Daddy: I've stashed them into hidden parts since after the second challenge, then I let my henchmen do the work for me.
Damian Thorn: That was the whole time?
Daddy: Indeed, let's watch them as the fireworks go
Deimos: Uh, talk about the victim.
Deimos points out Doofy the Dragon's corpse on a spike
Daddy: Ignore him, I'm sure there's plenty to rescue.
Then a possessed soldier passes by and comes to his lord
Possessed Soldier: Ra ru (My Lord)
Davoth: They are all gone?
Possessed Soldier: Ro, Rhey ral ran ra, re ru ra ron ro rin re RIS!!! (No, they are alive, but the Icon of Sin was DEFEATED!!!)
Darkness (Legend): WHAT?!! I thought his army was dominant and powerful enough to defeat them!
Damien Thorn: W-what d-did he say?! They are all alive, but managed to defeat the all MIGHTY Icon of Sin!!! It has to be a joke, right?!
Possessed Soldier: Re ru ri, re ru ri, re ru ri riu! (That's not the only bad news, the Slayer you told us to seal, it turns out that we accidently sealed him in a common coffin!)
As it finishes speaking, its brains get blown out from a gunshot from a far distance and reveal to be…
Davoth: It's the Doom Slayer.
Doom Slayer walks toward to them as Darkness (Legend) grabs Blix's neck
Darkness (Legend): How did you manage to screw over my command!
Blix is currently struggle to breath as being hold tight by his master
Blix: My lord… it was an error. I swear he must be- AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Blix was thrown into fiery pit
Darkness (Legend): Useless goblin! I never expected this outcome! Davoth, is it really true the contestants was defeat by your army
Davoth: From what he said, the contestants are alive and they must be waiting the moment to struck
Darkness (Legend): Oh really? Son, get back to the powerful form and find those people!
Damien Thorn: Yes father.
Damien Thorn quickly transforms back to powerful demonic form and starts to search the contestants
Demoman: What in the? *berp* How did they figure out that we're hiding?
Daddy: Pull out, now!
The contestants pulled their flashlights and starts to aim at Damien Thorn, but he dodges it
Damien Thorn: WELL, WELL, WELL. YOU MANAGED TO SURVIVE A BARRAGE OF MINIONS, DEFEATING EVERY SINGLE ON OFF THEM. HOW IMPRESSIVE ALL OF YOU ARE, BUT I AFRAID YOUR JOURNEY ENDS HERE, RIGHT NOW!
Damien Thorn summons dark spells at the contestants, but they manage to dodge it a lot of them
Damien Thorn: UGH, DESPITE BEING WENT TO COUPLE OF TRIPS AROUND THE HELL SUPPOSED TO BE LANGUISHING EXPERIENCE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SUFFER IN THERE!
Diluc: Of course, we did go and it was very depressing and sad to look at the fallen ones.
Donald: Yeah, you're going to be defeated once and for all!
Damien Thorn: THEN BRING IT ON, NOISY AVIANIAN!
Donald distracts Damien Thorn while Deadpool brings out his trap for him. Meanwhile Davoth is busy fighting the Doom Slayer
Davoth: You have done it again Slayer, you've come prepared and what is the cost? Another rematch, another bloodshed. You know what's coming, Slayer.
Darkness (Legend): As much I know his history and my son may require my help.
Darkness (Legend) runs towards to the rest of the contestants as he grabs the sword
Doppio: He's coming right at us
Demoman launches grenade bombs at him, but he barricades himself with his cape
Demoman: Oh *berp* This isn't good.
Darkness (Legend) charges at the one the contestants which is Dori and she was flown into the blind spot, passing through an installed mirror
Daisy: Oh no, DORI!
Diluc: Looks like we got ourselves a problem
Darkness (Legend): What's this? Did you bring your new friends with you?
Dedede hits Darkness (Legend)'s back of the head
Darkness (Legend): That didn't hurt, not even one bit.
Darkness (Legend) grabs Dedede and throws at Deimos
Deimos: Ompf. How is strong is he
Damien Thorn: YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FOREVER, DONALD DUCK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Deadpool: Pst, Donald, fetch this!
Deadpool passes the trap to Donald
Donald: You're right Damien. I'm no match for you
Damien Thorn: YOU CHOSE TO SURRENDER TO ME?! I'M VERY DELIGHTED TO HEAR THAT. IT'S TIME TO CLAIM THAT INNOCENT SOUL TO ME.
Donald: Alright, you can go and end my life (he reveals the trap for him from his back in front of him)
Damien Thorn: WHAT'S THIS? A LUXURIOUS CHEST FOR ME? IF YOU REALLY OFFER ME A WONDERFUL PRIZE, THEN I SHALL FORGIVE YOU FROM A SOLE YEAR OF MISTREATMENT.
Damien Thorn decides to opens the "gifted prize" and gets unexpected surprises
Damien Thorn: WHAT'S THIS? WHY I'M BEING PULLED IN LIKE A VACUUM CLEANER? THEY PREPARED TRAP DESIGNED TO DO ONE SOLE PURPOSE SINCE IN CASE WHEN THE DAY OF DOMINATION COMES, IT IS REALLY MEANT TO HOLD MY BEING CAPTIVE INSIDE OF A COSMIC SAFE?! FATHER, HELP ME!
Darkness (Legend): What's going on son? *gasp* What did they bring you?!
Donald: Oh, you want your precious child so badly. Then come and get it!
Darkness (Legend) runs towards to Donald while he's at angry state
Daddy: Take this!
Darkness (Legend) got his crotch by Daddy Dearest's punch
Darkness (Legend): OOOOHHH!!! That must have been sufferable pain, in a good way.
Donald shoves Damien Thorn into his trap
Donald: Any last words?
Damien Thorn: CURSE YOU DONALD DUCK! MY BLOODLINE PURPOSE SHALL NOT GO IN AVAIL! THIS WILL NOT BE THE LAST TIME YOU HAVE SEEN ME!!
The trap automatically closes itself as it drops to the ground
Deadpool: I knew that trap worked
Donald: You're right, Deadpool. It really works and now it's only down to his dad and- OH MY GOODNESS! MY HAND IS ON FIRE!
Deimos: Wait, I've seen that kind of flame before. Stay still, Donald.
Deimos pulls out a mini extinguisher that is designed to put out the special kind of flame and use it on him
Donald: Thanks. Now it's only Darkness and Davoth to deal with.
Darkness (Legend) summons a rain of furry flame blasts onto the area
Darkness (Legend): Better release my son or else I'll annihilate all of you!
Donkey Kong: Do you realize what your son has caused?! The world is in danger because of him!
Darkness (Legend): Do I care for the well-beings on this planet? Not a chance!
Then Darkness (Legend) swings his sword at Diluc, but it is blocked with his claymore.
Daddy: The half of us need to attack that Darkness and the rest needs to defeat Davoth
Deimos: On it!
Deimos pulls out his assault rifle and shots at Davoth
Davoth: This will not distract me from this fight…
Dedede: He looks very damaged enough to me, let's keep attacking at his back
The half of contestants starts to attack on Davoth and aid Doom Slayer in the process
Diavolo: KING CRIMSON!
Time skipped ten seconds and Davoth is already exhausted
Davoth: Even with a regular amount people aided you…do you really still have nothing to say to your creator…before you strike him down once again?
Doom Slayer takes off his helmet and drops to the ground as he walks closer to him, then his Doomblade enables
Doom Slayer: No
Doom Slayer stabs him at his chest like his first defeat and he dies in the process.
Damian Desmond: Wait, what's going to happen to him?
Davoth shot out the red ray out of his mouth that shot out through the ceiling which created the hole in the mountain. Then all of Davoth's remaining demon troopers had disintegrated into ashes. After that, the red soul comes out of Davoth's corpse and explodes which leads Doom Slayer to meet his fate once more.
Doppio: Did he just sacrifice?
Then a ray of daylight comes out from the ceiling which lands on a chain reaction of reflection from the installed mirrors and eventually aimed at Darkness (Legend).
Darkness (Legend): Father, protect me!
Then the doors were blown out to reveal space as he was sucked, but he held onto the walls next to him.
Dio: Well, well, well, this is the end of the line for you. I'm quite impressed with your spells, but I DIO, will put an end to all of this!
Darkness (Legend): You think you have won! What is light without dark? What are you without me? I am a part of you all. You can never defeat me. We are brothers eternal!
Dio: THE WORLD! (summons his stand and stops time as he delivers as many punches as possible) MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! MUDA!! Time resume.
As time resumed, Darkness (Legend) was blown out into space and turned into an ice figurine that turned into a cluster of pieces.
Dio: At last, the additional 2000 points is mine!
Dori: Hey! Over here!
The contestants spotted Dori standing next to a mirror
Daisy: Dori, you're alright!
Dori: I really appreciated it and I saw the whole fight
Deimos: Wait a sec, since Doom Slayer defeated Davoth? Who will get 1500 points?
Donkey Kong: Yeah, Doom Slayer isn't a contestant
Devin: *muffled noises*
Daddy Dearest unties him up
Devin: *takes some breaths* Thank you, but what happened here? Why are the others tied up in blindfold and rope? Why am I in a hellish dungeon? I have so many questions to ask.
The same drone that they encountered shows up
D-Bot: Congratulations, you defeat Damien the antichrist and the Lord Darkness along with an army of demons.
David (CC): I have a question, since a non-contestant defeated the Dark Lord, who gets the points after his defeat?
D-Bot: From what we saw, Doom Slayer should get his points. But he failed on the debut contestant and fought off against him. Perhaps, he should join as the 33rd contestant and start with 1500 points along with additional points depending on what kind of demonic species he slaughtered on his way? That really can't be right, the maximum number of players this season is 32. Do you guys have suggestions?
Dolph: What about whoever did the second blow on him to get the points?
D-Bot: That's a great idea, but you aren't a contestant either
David (CC): Dolph? What are you doing here? I thought you were held captive.
Dolph: Oh, the demons though I was one of them, then I explored around this lair and found these henchmen.
D-Bot: Anyways, we did see the whole fight and we determined Diavolo gets the points because he used his stand not only to launch his attacks on him, but also his stand ability.
Diavolo: Thanks D-Bot. What do the scores look like?
D-Bot: We're updating it now
THE SCOREBOARD
1. Deimos - 4186 + 66500 = 70686
2. Deadpool - 4074 + 69950 = 74024
3. Daddy - 4036 + 87375 = 91411
4. Dio - 3934 + 1539650 = 1543584
5. Donkey Kong - 3912 + 44600 = 48512
6. Diluc - 3875 + 70750 = 74625
THE PRIZE ZONE____
7. Diavolo - 3830 + 47850 = 51680
8. Dori - 3809 + 17550 = 21359
9. Damian Desmond - 3777 + 13350 = 17127
10. Daniel J. D'Arby - 3745 + 14100 = 17845
THE DANGER ZONE___
11. Demoman - 3730 + 56750 = 60480
12. David - 3711 + 14800 = 18511
13. Dedede - 3421 + 22850 = 26271
14. Doppio - 3384 + 14800 = 18184
15. Daisy - 2584 + 27250 = 29834
16. Donald - 2573 + 30600 = 33173
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THE SCOREBOARD
1. Dio - 1543584
2. Daddy - 91411
3. Diluc - 74625
4. Deadpool - 74024
5. Deimos - 70686
6. Demoman - 60480
THE PRIZE ZONE____
7. Diavolo - 51680
8. Donkey Kong - 48512
9. Donald - 33173
10. Daisy - 29834
THE DANGER ZONE___
11. Dedede - 26271
12. Dori - 21359
13. David - 18511
14. Doppio - 18184
15. Daniel J. D'Arby - 17845
16. Damian Desmond - 17127
D-Bot: Dio with a shockingly drastically huge score of 1543584 points, you officially have the largest score in the history of A.C.E.
Doppio: Are we already over 10000 points?!
Donald: I guess so, but on the bright side, at least I made it out of the Danger Zone
Daisy: Me too.
Damian Desmond: I know there's no elimination for the next episode, but how are we going to do now that the demons are gone.
Bill: I'll handle the mess
D-Bot: Ok, you can do that.
Devin: I really must thanks for stopping the doomsday domination, you guys are the heroes!
Donald: You also thank him as well as well
Devin: Oh, come to think of it, I don't want Darkness from Legend to appear in the rest of the episodes. I'll make the Doom Slayer a new security when it gets revived and I guess I can make this kid a cameraman in case Doofy dies on the set.
Dedede: What about the kidnapped victims?
D-Bot: The UAC troops will get them or you do the job. Anyways, that ends the demonic episode, though there's no elimination in the next episode, but we still have a prize. Who do you think the next challenge is going to be, you'll find out on BC01's ACE and we'll see you next time. Bye for now.
One month later
Daitomodachi: D-Bot
D-Bot: What is it Dai?
Daitomodachi: We haven't released an episode in September or October, especially being a very late Halloween special. All we did in those months was fight demons and let new crewmembers repair chores due to how they managed to damage their equipment. Not to mention, we had to cancel the original challenge due to the same problem.
D-Bot: I can definitely get that you're upset over it. I did call the TV executives, but they went through a lot of stress.
Then a knock come from the door
Daitomodachi: Who could that be?
Daitomodachi opens the door and looks at Announcer
Daitomodachi: What do you want?
Announcer: Hello there, Dai? Is D-Bot with you?
Daitomodachi: Yeah, he's here.
Announcer: Good, because I've got news regarding the doomsday domination and the future of this show.
Daitomodachi: I want to hear the bad ones, just to get at least to know the upcoming issues.
Announcer: Ok then. The bad news is that the three grand prizes are mostly affected by the demonic apocalypse. The Arcade Park is massively affected except for Season Q contestants and Q.S.B. They really wanted Damien Thorn to be sent to the maximum solitary confinement, but they don't want him here in the Arcade Park after they have been through. About the "Cheat Jail", it got massively destroyed, 80% of the inmates got killed by the horde of demons. Dark Laser is now severely depressed and drinks a lot since his trooper couldn't handle a lot of demonic activity.
Daitomodachi: What about 20%?
Announcer: They escaped and of course, we put bounties for each single of them, that includes Mr Goodman and Loan Dolphin.
Daitomodachi: That one who comes to Marvin's house monthly and the other who sells crack and drugs on the streets… just what I want to hear. What about the Amusement Park?
Announcer: The Amusement Park is affected as well being a half of it. The Amusements and Animal hosts had to fend off the demons by themselves. Surprisingly unexpectedly Braxton and Carlos got outraged because their favorite show is affected by the demonic apocalypse, so they formed a duo and decided to go on demonic extermination on demons and rescue the ones in danger, they even announced that they are the heroes.
Daitomodachi: Braxton must have got into redemption arc, huh? What about Apartment Complex?
Announcer: The Apartment Complex is most likely out of three to be least affected thanks to back up defense protocol. Almost every single Appartementers were drafted into the battlefield, fighting like warriors, especially Ash Williams, he went crazy while using his chainsaw on an onslaught of demons.
Daitomodachi: Is that all?
Announcer: Not yet, there's still more bad news regarding the show.
Daitomodachi: *sigh* Tell me about it.
Announcer: Hear me out on this one, ever since the doomsday apocalypse, 65% of the show's budget we're drained out.
Daitomodachi: What the hell man, I sent out the contestants to work at Domino's and… we might be going back into debt soon.
Announcer: Not only that, since the production of episodes are starting to get longer for each duration on the release dates, that also affects the numbers of views. The more the gaps of episode release dates expands, the less of the number it gains.
Daitomodachi: That's really not an issue, I usually get around more than 50K views on KWC videos.
Announcer: I know it may seem a little depressing, but I assure you that you're going to receive aid from a company who hasn't been affected by the demonic presence other than UAC.
Daitomodachi: That's great, but who's that company?
Announcer: Apparently, they sent us a mascot. So, I'll leave it to you to have a chat with him. Goodbye for now and have a nice day
Announcer leaves
Daitomodachi: What kind of mascot is referred to?
D-Bot: I have no idea, but I have a great feeling that it is going to help us on our show.
Daitomodachi: Neat, when does it arrive? A minute? Thirty seconds? fifteen? ten? five? a second?
???: Hi there!
Daitomodachi: What in the?!
D-Bot: Hello, we've heard that you're going to help us on the show and you may have a future challenge in store for us to show us.
???: Sure, just let me inside and I'll tell you everything about it.
AT THE APARTMENT COMPLEX
Albedo: All right, 16 episodes down. Now only a few left to go.
Arnold Shortman: Oh my goodness, that was a crazy episode.
Badger: I totally agree, but not only that, it is the most badass episode I've ever seen by far and I was amazed by all of this. I can't believe Daniel is finally out after all this time.
Bart: Me too.
Bugs: But it's really a shame Daffy got eliminated.
Cuphead: I got a good feeling he will definitely rejoin.
Aqua: I honestly feel the same about Darkness.
Crash: But can we also just acknowledge how many recommended characters that got thrown into this place?
Alchemist: The number of the debuting candidates are over 1,700
Aviva: Of course, I saw Donita in there.
Ant-Man: And I saw Drax, Doctor Strange, and Daredevil in there too.
Captain Caveman: And also, Dyno-Mutt and Doggie Daddy too.
Bowser: I also saw Dimentio, Dry Bones, and a skeleton version of myself.
Beth: Also, not only that DJ got to be in there as well.
Ashley: And Dribble and Dr. Crygor.
Apple: Dough was there too, but as a ghost.
Cuphead: And also, King Dice and Djimmi.
Charles: And Dave Panpa and Dmitri.
Angelica: And my mom, Drew, and Dil.
Bart: Disco Stu was there too.
Ash Ketchum: And my mom and a bunch of Pokemon!
Cody: Don't forget Doofy the Dragon and Duggie in there.
Alphys: Doggo, Dogamy, and Dogaressa as well. But I am familiar with those monsters, I haven't met them before?
Boyfriend: Beep bop boop beep bop boop beep (and Darnell)
Bonnie: And Dee Kennedy from Dayshift at Freddy's.
Anya: I saw sy-on boy and a spy named Daybreak.
Barbara: And Dehya from Sumeru region.
Crash: And one of my old enemies, Dingodile.
Adam: And of course, Dreadnought was there too.
Arnold Perlstein: Seeing one of my old classmates there was unexpecting too.
Cream: Yes, it was insane indeed.
Charlie: So what does everyone think about the contestant that ended up joining?
Anya: It's the sy-on boy! He's a classmate of mine.
Akari: He's a little boy, he really must be lucky finding that dime.
Baelz: And then of course, there was the contest and a brutal one… kinda.
Bubble: Thoit was a scoiry contest!
Bot: That was an extreme freakishly scary move of Damien to do something like that! He just went on a rampage, kidnapped all the debuters, and with the help of his father, and unleashed total domination. Not only that, there's a lot of demons everywhere!
Brock Samson: Thank god all that was stopped. We spend a month fighting demons like Doom Slayer.
Chiaki: The episode itself is mostly based on a video game series that debuted in 1993 called DOOM. I'm quite surprised when the contestants managed to get through the levels including the bosses.
Batman: Of course, some of us might need to take therapy sessions after a horrifying ordeal.
Ash Williams: I'm not gonna lie, but I really enjoyed the episode. Come to think of it, not all debuters are kidnapped, one of his minions messed up putting Doom Slayer into a sealing casket and the other one… you know what that is, do you?
Amelia: Anyways, I can't wait to see what kind of challenge is going to be featured in the next episode.
Bugs: And still, hopefully Daffy rejoins in Episode 19, because that was unfair to be eliminated along with him.
Albedo: I understand how you feel about it. Let's wait and see what happens next.
(meanwhile, Does Bad Things Guy gets recovered in the Master Recovery Center)
Does Bad Things Guy: Ugh, what happened? (the Berfter, the Pierre lion, Dmitri, and Kermit the Frog approach him)
Berfter: And the Berfter says BLASTROMYPYDEAH!
Does Bad Things Guy: Oh my... It looks like my actions were too far, huh?
Kermit: Yeah! And I believe this belongs to you. (SLAP!)
Chapter 22: Danganronpa: Despairing Destruction D - Prologue
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Announcer: Before the episode starts, I wanted to bring you another update regarding the aftermath of the previous episode. After all the work has done into the investigation, we found crucial details regards to the DOOMsday apocalypse. First off all, I'm really thankful for Bill Cipher for clearing the mess from the mass destruction that had caused a lot of mentally and physically traumas throughout entirety month. He also brought back the Eliminators to life from the metallic rubles, Dark Laser is now pleased with getting troopers back to life. Then when I discovered a biker named Dennis told me everything about Damien Thorn's malicious schemes and how he gains his new allies including one of the contestants, when he manage to take down the one of the antichrist's manipulated servants, they made him not only a public hero in the eyes of millions, he also was hired as patrol security guard for the new and improved "Cheat Jail". DarkDelta has sent the database about the details about scheme related that Damien Thorn had in store and these where potential plans in case if that antichrist had success in his way, glad they managed to prevent it from further damages. May rest in peace for it. What about the Damien Thorn's crewmembers? I'll explain most of what really happened to them, starting off with Darla Sherman from Finding Nemo. The investigators found Darla at a random pool somewhere in Denver, since "Cheat Jail" was destroyed by demonic army, we have decided to contact with their parents and told them about what she had done, they were horrified to learned about her daughter's involvement, soon they sent her to a reformatory school which is not at any buildings that involves in A.A.I. As for Brittany and Blaineley, their punishments are being handled by Bill Cipher and his henchmen, being a ruckus and the other harassing one of the contestants in Season B's Aftermath show wasn't enough for them. As for Does Bad Things Guy, he's been sent Dimitri's prison complex called The Wall which contained one of the most dangerous criminals on Earth. The reason why he was sent there because of not only blasting the brains out of The Health Inspector which in case he wants to file the charges which he did, he did unspeakable mass murder spree of innocent people during the DOOMsday apocalypse, he also did kill a single goat which looks disturbing, but it is not that important. Remember when I mentioned killing characters with a deadly weapon makes the children cry and be traumatized and have nightmares from a single scene? To be logically fair, not literally all of them. There are minors that can maturely handle horrific and extreme graphic imagery, especially the who ones are being underaged. Also, the weapons are still allowed as long as they follow the appropriate set of rules. If anyone dies, we got the Recovery Center machines covered for you. Just because of their existance that allows go bunkers amount of crazed fun, just like what I and the final four did in BFDI 23 and 24, that doesn't mean you're allowed to torture them. If anyone is offended, very extremely pissed off, painfully scarred or had enough after wrongfully death, only the victim can file the charges against the killer. As for Daniel, my gosh, he's far freakish than I imagined. He was so that freakish enough that he's not worthy to be locked up in Dimitri's Wall nor to be put in any form of "Cheat Jail" because as it turns out to be extremely unstable fit for the punishments. As for the punishment scenarios, when he was forced to kiss any member from Piper Squad, he or she will be killed instantly in less than a millisecond, when he was forced to eat cocoon moths, he will definitely eat it in his enjoyment, when ever Wild Kratt girls tried to jumpscare in loud tone, he will resist and glare back at them in deadly stare. Yet of all, he's been declared clinically criminally insane that they have no choice to lock him up in the most extreme secured maximum asylum on Earth. Though D-Bot didn't disqualified him for not the rest of the season, not the show itself, it was for the entirety of A.A.I. And of course, the way he manipulated and sabotaged the contestants and the challenges. Manipulation play is allowed in any form of method as his actions were comical such as replacing diorama with an actual dinosaur, when he spiked drinks which made the whole Digital Dragons except for Daniel J. D'Arby to fly off into the ceiling while being exploded in diarrhea and more. When we tried to get his motive for why he actually did all of this, the response was so extremely diabolically sinister that I puked in acid, similar to how I cry in acid. Dear gosh... I thought Evil Leafy was the only thing that creeps me out, when I ever approached him in person or when I think of him, his freaky stare will always haunt me in my dreams. No, I didn't forget what he got involved in the other shows as well, such as putting nitrous oxide in apricots to put Avant-Gardes out of consciousness and unexpectedly befriends Pluto, then made him chase and prey on an innocent pelican. And for goikian christ sake, the audience and his fans are that insanely chanting as they demand Daniel to appear on Aftermath, on the second rejoin ceremony, on the rest of the semi-finales and finales. When ever I refused to do that, they seriously giving the brutal death threats which is enough to horrify me. In order to prevent that ordeal, Daniel will be appearing as virtual distant display screen on a tablet carried by an expert asylum doctor. I know Nathan doesn't want him to appear in the future series nor the spin-offs, but if you really liked this character whenever you're a fan of Camp Camp or being the edgelord, for THE LOVE OF GOIKIAN GODS, please be careful whenever you put him as an intern or as a regular, he is really beyond extremely dangerous person, even if BC01 like that kind of villainy personality. What about cryogenic cell? The Wall's cryogenic cell will not last for a second if he placed in there. Damien Thorn must have done something to him as a last effort offering before he got eliminated. The asylum doctor told me that he was placed in special straight jacket and lock up in special kind of secured cell with cameras watching him. Despite how I went through all of this, I swear that he will pay the ULTIMATE price. As for Damien Thorn, since he's locked up in a special kind of galactic seal trap which was brought by Deadpool was sent to UAC laboratories to research the contents containing him. And lastly, we managed to get 50% of the escapees were recaptured and put back in the new and improved "Cheat Jail", as for the rest of the half are still on the loose including Mr. Goodman and the Loan Dolphin. Now that's all I have, this episode will have 18 parts, it will be released in separate chapters, so keep an eye on them. Anyways, enjoy this episode. And I almost forgot, Cruella was free to go for being the only one staying in "Cheat Jail" and surviving the entire doomsday reign as she learned her lesson.
Couple of days after the DOOMsday apocalypse
Doppio wakes up from the second floor, he had a little deja vu thoughts about being sent to Hell and fought a couple of demons from the previous challenge, then he proceeds downstairs and finds the rest of contestants there.
Diavolo: Good morning, Doppio.
Doppio: Good morning Boss, how are you doing?
Diavolo: I'm fine. Did you get any nightmares from the previous challenge?
Doppio: No, but I did experience a bit of deja vu.
Diavolo: Glad you woke up without stress, that challenge from days ago was the wildest one yet, at least we're not dealing with that horde anymore.
Doppio: Yeah, I'm no longer worried about "The Total Domination" arc. What about the rest of them?
Diavolo: There's talking about the current state of politics and one of the recently eliminated contestants, you know how that is?
Doppio: Of course I do, he's finally out for good, I really can't wait for his karma for what he had done to us. Anyways, I wonder what the next challenge could be?
Diavolo: D-Bot's original was already ruined by "The Prince of Darkness", I was hoping to be a fair one
Daddy Dearest reads a newspaper about the current news
Daddy: More Donald Trump…
Deimos: What are you reading about?
Daddy: Trump's speech about his victory on 2024 election
Deimos: The American's Democracy isn't going to stay much longer, huh?
Dedede: But didn't they realize they elected a convicted felon?
Deimos: They really don't give a damn about him being charged with hush money, they voted him into being a badass on surviving two assassination attempts.
Daddy: You wanted to know what other key elements for his victory in the election? Donald Trump did a better job than Kamala Harris.
Deimos: Kamala Harris? That vice-president replaced Joe Biden who had dementia, she's isn't worth it
Dio: That woman doesn't have reasonable convincing response to the questions, non other less, I didn't care about the politics
Donald: There's also a political party named after me called Donald Duck Party, that party was only a joke made up in Sweden
Deimos: Hold on a minute. Dio, you did killed the most demons out of us, not to mention, your kill count is over 15K which is even more badass than surviving assassination attempts
Daddy: As ironic as being a demon who slayed a bunch of demons from DOOM.
Damian Desmond: I know you guys fought and killed a bunch of demons, what really has caused this?
Daddy: Daniel, the one with blonde hair and white clothes
Damian Desmond: Him? What did he do?
Daniel J. D'Arby: It's a long story, I'll tell you anyway. Before you joined, Daniel was thought to be a little strange when we meet him first, during the early teams, he was seemed helping his teammates, then one of us suspected he's up to different mood, he did showed his "passionated" shrine and they are disgusted from what they saw, then he started to changed his ways by doing sabotages.
Damian Desmond: Sabotage? What kind?
Daniel J. D'Arby: He would sometimes go against the different team, the other of his own.
Damian Desmond: Is it his own strategy?
Daniel J. D'Arby: Probably defiant.
Donkey Kong: He also sided with the antichrist Damien, working as his servant, being the crazed death addicted cult he is.
Damian Desmond: Wait, was his elimination the reason why Doomsday started?! That's insane! The antichrist must have cared about him and wanted to use him as his chess piece to achieve his victory.
Donald: Good thing that his plans failed. After he messed my diorama and replaced with Deinonychus, I tried ideas to get rid of them, I tried rigging the votes because two of his teammates where voted unfairly, I tried to bring out Brittany to annoy the heck out of him which it also backfired and I eventually succeed by hiring Dennis to take down Daniel.
Damien Desmond: That guy must be a pain in the butt for all of you, huh. Is sabotaging and manipulation allowed in this show?
Diluc: D-Bot hasn't confirmed to mention or stated using sabotages, tricks, pranks, antics, manipulation, gaslighting are against the rules. Unfortunately, D-Bot didn't disqualify him for his actions.
Damien Desmond: Isn't this normal for a show that involves elimination competition?
Deimos: I think it's fine, The Announcer didn't punish Blocky for his pranks.
Deadpool: The same goes to Chris McLean who didn't punish Alejandro for his manipulation strategy. Besides, the viewers loves that kind of stuff and they think it's funny
Daddy: Being flown into the ceiling while my ass exploded in diarrhea is putting on my nerves, soon it wasn't a big deal.
Dio: That cultist thinks he got away from his competitive strategy and yet, he messed with the wrong powerhouse.
Damien Desmond: Ok, will he appear at the rejoin ceremony and even semi-finale?
Deadpool: That's up to D-Bot's decision.
Then a door knock was heard and one of them opened the door
Demoman: Woah, the military is here already?! I have a good feeling about this one *burp*
The military personnel marched into the entryway along with their general who just came out from the military helicopter.
General Galeforce: Greetings everyone, I'm going to introduce myself, I am General Hubert Galeforce.
David (CC): What are you doing here?
General Galeforce: The reason why we came here today is because of your heroic actions in the "DOOMsday apocalypse" and stopping the dark antichrist's total domination. We've decided to give out a special reward to sixteen of you.
Donald: A special reward?! I'm so happy to be honored to be here!
General Galeforce opens a case of medals and they were given by the military personnel
General Galeforce: You'll be receiving a medal of honor, the society will thank you for saving the world from large amounts of demons.
Dori: Oh my, we'll be thankful for that. What will happen for those who get involved?
General Galeforce: For those who are involved in his activity are going to be punished according to federal law. A dream demon named Bill Cipher had two escapees back from his dimension and they are receiving punishments by his henchmen.
Donkey Kong: What about the rest?
General Galeforce: 8 year old Darla Sherman was found in a pool park, she was originally going to be sent to "Cheat Jail", but due to the destruction, it wasn't possible to lock her up, the we decided to contact with their parents for her wrongdoings and they sent her to reformatory school. As for the serial killer named Does Bad Things Guy, he was sent to The Wall for not only killing 26 people in one household from the past, he also gained more victims during the doomsday apocalypse.
Doppio: What about Daniel?
General Galeforce: He's been sent to the most secure maximum asylum on Earth. I have contacted an expert asylum doctor and he has agreed to come here to explain his status.
Dr Deacon Dyson: Hello everyone, I'm Dr Deacon Dyson, a highly ranked asylum doctor specialized in extreme cases like his situation
Dio: What do you know about him?
Dr Deacon Dyson: About him, he's been placed in a special kind of stray jacket in a confined and secure cell with cameras to check his paranormal activity.
Damien Desmond: Paranormal activity? Is there something wrong with him?
Dr Deacon Dyson: Due to the report by one of the eliminated contestants, it seems what they saw to be a red hellish flame came out of him, most likely from The dark lord antichrist himself which is the particular reason why he was recommended to put him in so called prison "Cheat Jail" nor in Dimitry's solidary confinement cryogenic cell called "The Wall". They were suspected to be too clinically criminally insane to fit.
Daddy: The asylum was the better option for him, anything else?
Dr Deacon Dyson: If anyone asks about his possible return to the show, I have a question to ask to all of you. Have you seen the terms of service for this competition?
Deadpool: Maybe, but not everyone is reading all that.
Dr Deacon Dyson: According to the contract, if a contestant commits an catastrophical dire acts of no matter how big and small it can be or did violate the federal laws along with the "A.A.I rules", it is mandatory to participate in the events such as Aftermaths, rejoin, semi-finale, finale and future ceremonies. Though manipulative and any other kind of action doesn't result in a ban for competing in future seasons.
Daisy: But what about his contribution to Damien Thorn?
Dr Deacon Dyson: If the accusations of allying with that kind of antichrist, then it is required to be handled in supreme federal court. Since he's very known to be unfit for trial which comes in a couple of days, a single defense lawyer will appear on that court day to take his case. If he's found not guilty, he'll be released with the charges dropped, but I do have a past criminal history of attempted murders on the children of Camp Campbell including one child named Max. The best scenario for us would be if he was found guilty, he'll be sent to ADX Florence prison with multiple life sentences without a possibility of parole and there's no absolutely no visitor should contact him.
Donald: That sounds promising, but what about the contract regulations about him?
Dr Deacon Dyson: If he's really a contestant, he'll either only appear on the surveillance footage rumored by Announcer Speaker Box or be replaced by a kind sane clone.
Diavolo: I prefer that clone one
Diluc: Is that all the information that you can provide?
Dr Deacon Dyson: There's more to it. For Damien Thorn, the son of Satan which he's already sealed in a special box. I have no idea what kind of confined trap it is, the scientists from the UAC facility decided to use it as research for what makes it so powerful to trap an extremely powerful creature.
General Galeforce: The security force has hired Dennis the Hitman as both a bounty hunter and a security agent guard.
Donald: Wow! I really must congratulate him for getting the role.
General Galeforce: Now with the news delivered, we will leave for now, we thank you for your service and we will meet again.
The Military and the asylum doctor leaves the building
Donkey Kong: Wow, it gave us some closure, but didn't we forget something?
Diluc: It's the prize time, I didn't forget that part.
The contestants goes to the prize room where it was held
D-Bot: Hello contestants and look at those medals, you all must've been determined fighters, huh.
Donald: Yep and we deserve it.
Daitomodachi: Alright, alright, we've got time on schedule, so we have to get moving, just get the votes done and get on with it already.
Dio: I know who will win the prize
One voting session later
Daitomodachi: Well, you all did vote for Dio, including himself.
Dio: To be fair, I did slaughter the most demons out of everyone.
D-Bot: Since you won the prize, you'll get another win-token and a defibrillator.
Dori: A defibrillator is a medical device that can prevent cardiac arrest by restoring a regular heart rhythm.
Dio: I would give it to someone else then. Wait, where did D-Bot and Dai go
Damien Desmond: Maybe they are going to get Daki or check on that helicopter guy.
Then a special kind of gas was released in the prize room
Dedede: Wait, what's going on?
Daisy: Why am I getting tired all of the sudden?
Demoman: I'm about to-
Diluc: About to… what?
Every contestant has fallen to sleep, then someone has opened the door from the prize room.
???: Alrighty then! Now everyone is asleep, the beginning process has begun, take those participants somewhere… special. Duhuhuhu!
The crew members start to pick up the unconscious contestants to the place where the challenge takes place
Daitomodachi: What do you know? They're going somewhere… interesting.
???: Yep! That's one of the popular topics in Archive of Our Own.
D-Bot: From what I heard and told me about the company, the viewers would love it.
After some time later
Doppio wakes up in what appears to be a dormitory room which is different from what he had to sleep from the beginning of this season.
Doppio: Where am I?
Then he walked around the room and saw a purple room floor, navy walls with bright yellow polka dots pattern on it, two tables, two drawers, a ceiling lamp, a mirror, a large wardrobe, a white rug, an alarm clock and a couple of chairs. As he leaves from his bed with red sheets and two white pillows, suddenly he gets a knock from the door and decides to open it
Doppio: Boss, where are we?
Diavolo: I have no idea, it appears we have woken up and it looks like a corridor that you can normally see at the resting hotels.
Doppio: Are we on a cruise?
Diavolo: I'm not so sure about it, but we have no choice but to explore and look around.
Doppio: What about the others, are they alright?
Diavolo: Of course, they said we should meet at the large meeting room. You're coming?
Doppio: Of course! Let's go then.
Doppio leaves his room and goes to the doorless doorway in the middle of the dormitory corridor with Diavolo as they find another corridor with different rooms, soon they reach the room where they are supposed to meet.
Diluc: Oh, you're here.
Doppio: What just happened?
Diluc: We've fallen asleep and we're woken up in a different place that we've never seen before.
Doppio: But why are we in this place?
Diluc: There's not much happening here, I believe D-Bot sent us here and Deadpool seems to be excited for some reason.
Doppio: Do you think it's a part of the challenge? I don't think I have a good feeling about this.
Diavolo: What's this?
Doppio: What is it boss?
Diavolo: Take a look.
Both of them saw a paper listed with names attached with pushpin on the bulletin wall
LIST OF ULTIMATE TALENTS
Daddy Dearest - Ultimate Rockstar
Daisy - Ultimate Princess
Damian Desmond - Ultimate Scion
Daniel J. D'Arby - Ultimate Gambler
David (Camp Camp) - Ultimate Camp Counselor
Deadpool - Ultimate Mercenary
Dedede - Ultimate King
Deimos - Ultimate Technician
Demoman - Ultimate Drunkard
Diavolo - Ultimate Boss
Diluc - Ultimate Winemaker
Dio - Ultimate Vampire
Donald Duck - Ultimate Sailor
Donkey Kong - Ultimate Drummer
Doppio Vinegar - Ultimate Consiglieri
Dori Sangemah Bay - Ultimate Merchant
Doppio: Are those ultimate talents?
Diavolo: They know about us?
Deimos: Damn, how did they know my title?
Deadpool: Wow, this suits me really well
Dio: D-Bot must have recognized all of our occupations
Donald: The talents mostly matched, but why did they list that.
Damian Desmond: Maybe it has to do with the challenge. We really need to find D-Bot to explain all of this.
David (CC): That's strange, there's only a stage with red curtains and a microphone
Daddy: There's also cameras not only in this room, but our dorm rooms as well
Dori: That sounds creepy, but I believe D-Bot placed there to keep track of what we're doing
Dedede: That does sound like an invasion of our privacy, I don't want him to see me changing
Dori: There's also a changing room, but it doesn't have cameras. Same thing goes to the bathrooms and the showers.
Dedede: *phew* Thank the Dreamland god for that, but what are we going to do if there's no D-Bot around here?
Donkey Kong: Does it remind you of the show called the Dream Boat?
Deadpool: I heard of that show before, but there's only two ladies here
Demoman: If there's two ladies and fourteen guys, that would makes us two straight couples and six homo ones
Dio: If D-Bot told us this challenge is based on that show, then the purpose of this challenge is to have a date with partners?
Deadpool: If it really is, then I'll choose Deimos as a dating partner
Deimos: Woah, woah, woah, you really think this challenge might involve that? I may look like a homo, I'm more with Sanford.
Diluc: If this challenge is that one was chosen by the host, then it doesn't have to be in "actual" romantic relationship activities
Deadpool: If they actually made pairs, that would follow. Me with Deimos, Diavolo with Doppio, Dio with D'Arby, Daisy with Diluc, Dori with Damian, Dedede with DK, Mr. Dearest with David and Donald with Demoman.
Donald: What?! I'm paired with him who is drunk all the time. I'm with Daisy Duck, she would be furious if I had affair with a guy
Damian Desmond: But I'm only six and is this allowed on this show?! Do you really have to ship it like that?
Dori: If D-Bot wants us to date each other, he would mean to have connections without getting involved in inappropriate continuity.
Daddy: Makes sense, does he really want us to strengthen our friendship? I'm already a father and my daughter has already got her boyfriend.
Doppio: That would be a nice thing to do as a positive challenge, then where do we start?
As they discuss about a challenge being dating themed related until they all heard a microphone screech
???: Ahem. Testing, testing. checking the mike, one, two, three! This is a test of the broadcast system.
Deimos: Who's that guy?
Daniel J. D'Arby: I have no idea, but I can be certain this isn't D-Bot.
???: Is everyone here? Great! Let's get the show on the road!
As the contestants look at the microphone at the stage, the stage lights turns to the stage itself and a mysterious figurine reveals to be a chubby deer standing on his hind legs with the right side of his body is normal brown fur and the other is completely pitch dark black with a purple eye shaped like a letter D along with sharp circular cuts that resembles a jagged shape and has light brown hairy chest on his body.
???: Why hello there and it's really dazzling to see your faces.
Diavolo: Who are you?
Monodhia: I'm Monodhia, your curiosity must really wonder what leads to. Don't worry, I've had that covered because………. I shall welcome to you my distinctive dungeon! The D edition
Demoman: I really looks a bottom level building or a hotel
Monodhia: A hotel? You're close, but this is a dungeon building and with a trusty overseer which is me, that is, you're going to have a fun experience right here!
Daddy: You're telling us that you're responsible to look after ourselves?
Monodhia: Yep! It is my responsibility to make sure you'll have a wonderful experience at my placehold.
Dedede: I have familiar guts says that you remind me of that bear, in that case, a teddy bear
Monodhia: I'm a deer, not a bear! I'm not a stuffed animal plush either!
Diluc: Can you give us the actual reason why all of us are standing present inside of your building?
Monodhia: You're staying here, obviously
Daisy: For how long? It can't be that long, right?
Monodhia: How long do you stay? Take a guess, a month? A season? Half of the year? A single year? Two years? Half a decade? A Decade? It's actually the rest of your eternal lives! That doesn't sound neat?!
Damian Desmond: You can't be that serious. Do you realize that we have family and friends?!
Monodhia: It's really depressing when you're gone and leaving me into the lonely dark shadows. Wait a sec, I remembered something, you guys wanted a challenge, right?
Donald: Of course we do, that's what we want to do.
Monodhia: Great, you want to play a really fun game of inspiration from my friend?
Deadpool: Is it Danganronpa?
Monodhia: Correct! You're all doing a Danganronpa challenge which is a killing game!
Donkey Kong: Wait, WHAT?!
Monodhia: You heard me right and I'm not making this up. Judging from the special points system you got there, this won't be needed in this challenge. Instead you're getting immunity with one special condition.
Daddy: Go ahead and tell us which it is.
Monodhia: The only way to get a safety from the elimination and ticket to get out of this place is to………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… just get away with it from a murder.
Almost all contestants are shocked to hear this
David (CC): The only way to get immunity is to kill one of us?!
Donkey Kong: I swear in my life that I'll never kill any of my fellow friends!
Demoman: I may work for RED, but this was too far.
Daisy: But we made friends on our way, D-Bot would never do something so deadly on us!
Monodhia: Oh, he was allowed to do this, he agreed to the company that I come from. If this challenge didn't exist, the competition's viewers would be less interested. Not to mention, Announcer did a favor for them.
Dio: D-Bot and Dai must have agreed to help you run this challenge, am I right?
Monodhia: Yep, there's also rules that I've had to introduce to you, but I'm not in the mood to explain that detail.
Dori: Rules… Can you tell us about the regulations that we need to follow?
Monodhia: Well, if you really want to look up the rules, you're going to receive a special device like this.
Monodhia pulls out an e-handbook
Monodhia: Ta da! Introducing the e-handbook, the important item that must be kept 24/7! I'll handle it for you.
Monodhia handles the e-handbooks to each contestant as they check it out
Monodhia: Don't break it or else you're facing a dreadful punishment!
Diluc: Can you clarify the definition of the "dreadful punishment"?
Monodhia: Why is it simple! Whenever you violate any regulations it is going to be… EXECUTED! It comes with death, perishable, pass away, pass on, decease, kick the bucket, bite the dust, expire, going to the joyful place, unalive and extermination. Death always contains drowning, danglement, drug out, decapitation, diseased and my favorite of all, drained and dried out of dignifying life out of your corpse. That doesn't sound delightful?
Doppio: No! There's no way we're killing each other for your own amusement!
Monodhia: And do you really think you're going to be brought back to life after it has been murdered? Nah, the revives are disabled in this challenge, but it's going to return if you finish my game first. So get along with the newly placed guide lined rules and you're going to have a wonderful time here! I'll keep my eye on all of you. Toodles!
Monodhia disappeared out of thin air in front of everybody
Deimos: That was… something. What do you think guys?
Dedede: What do you think? We're all trapped in this kind of building and the only thing we can get out is to get away with a murder. I can't believe I'll have to get this through another killing game!
Donald: I know how you feel, you're not the only one facing this issue and besides, no one is encouraged to kill anyone for a single immunity.
Doppio: Boss, I hate to tell you this, but does it really mean that killing is necessary in order to escape?
Diavolo: I'm not so sure about this, my dear Doppio. We're on the survival against each other's trust, we really needed to be careful around us, one of us will soon stab in the back, even if they are friends, you need to still look out for their unexpected turns, otherwise it could be us and I feel the same as you are, stressed out, worried expression, uncomfortable movements. This situation of a killing game is dire for us. If one of us dies, then try your best to survive this place, you'll promise that?
Doppio: Yes Boss. I'll try my best to be as sanely resistant as possible.
Damian Desmond: Do we really need to kill one of us to escape?
Donkey Kong: I'm afraid so, like I said, I never will kill one of my friends
Daisy: Same here, I really can't believe we're stuck here for a deadly challenge
Demoman: He's had to be kidding me, the only way to get immunity is kill one of us. I wouldn't kill a fellow lad over to be immune, would I?
David (CC): This can't be real. After all the challenges we have done, this is by far the cruelest challenge we're facing right now, I don't know what to do or say anything about it…
Dori: If you're about to consume despair, I'll about to-
Dio: Hold your horse! Is this a challenge that he wants and you want to give up as you cry in a mental state? I'm not going to stand here acting like a fool waiting to be butchered by the one who's capable enough to do the vile act for the sake of freedom's sake. If someone's planning to commit an executive plan, then I would like to see them try because I'm not falling for his desires.
Daniel J. D'Arby: He's right, we can't let our guard down, we really need to cooperate and stick as a team in order to prevent cold blood from reaching our hands.
Donkey Kong: Yeah! As long as we work together, we can make it out alive without getting killed.
Diluc: Do you realize what kind of situation that's waiting for us? The challenge we're currently participating is about the test of trust instincts, sooner or later, our fate lies in our hands.
As soon as he said those words, everyone was silent as they stared at each other. The goal of this challenge is to succeed in murder and get away with it in front of everyone. The main question is, how are they going to make it out alive with that kind of ordeal and who would they trust?
PROLOGUE - Despair's Entrance.
Surviving Contestants - 16
Meanwhile in Cole's Season Q
The Health Inspector: Okay, let's hope this inspection will go well after two unlucky inspections. And it's a good thing Dave Panpa gave me a pardon. But anyways, let's inspect Cole's Season Q.
QSB: Oh, I think someone is coming. Hello there, who are you?
The Health Inspector: Oh, what a coincidence! We both have non-English accents.
QSB: Yeah, that's because Cole cannot find an English voice that starts with Q.
The Health Inspector: Oh, that's understandable, considering that letter is very small. But I'm surprised he was able to find one.
QSB: Anyways, who are you?
The Health Inspector: I'm ze Health Inspector from Dayshift at Freddy's, and I am here to inspect your season.
QSB: Okay, it isn't really a good time as I haven't eliminated someone yet. Everyone's here so far.
The Health Inspector: Oh, nice.
Season Q contestants: Hi!
Quincy: It's really nice to meet you, guy.
The Health Inspector: So those are your contestants you got?
QSB: Yeah, we of course got some obvious ones like Quincy, Quagmire, Q*bert, or Quasimodo.
Quasimodo: Yeah, I figured I might as well join since Frollo won Nathan's version of Season 6, even though he never competed in Cole's version.
Q*bert: Though to be fair, Cole does know that he burnt Flain alive back in his Season 6 and he of course didn't like that.
The Health Inspector: Hey wait, Q*bert talked?
Quagmire: Yeah, we all know that Q*bert speaks in his own language, especially if you've seen Wreck-it-Ralph, but he has spoken English in Pixels and an 80's cartoon called Saturday Supercade.
Q*bert: You ever heard of that show? It was just so weird.
Quagsire: Quagsire!
The Health Inspector: Oh, I didn't know that. And I see that there's Quagsire from Pokemon and Quick Draw McGraw as well.
Quick Draw McGraw: Yeah, I of course brought Susan with me. Just in case anyone tries to mess with me.
The Health Inspector: So who else got to participate? Ze Queen of Hearts, Quetzal from Dragon Tales, QWERTY ze Computer, Quoodles from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Qui-Gon Jinn, Quibble or Quarrister from My Singing Monsters, or Quandale Dingle?
Qui-Gon: Well, you got one of them right, even though Inquisitor was the only other Star Wars character that competed in Cole's version. Those are the rest of the contestants.
The Health Inspector: Huh?
Quack: Yeah, some of these characters are extremely obscure because Cole of course had trouble with the roster. But hey, at least he was able to get the 14 contestants, that's for sure.
Quagmire: Yeah, it's a shame that there are no chicks here. But hopefully there will be in Nathan's version. And I think not that many people signed up for this season, so Cole just picked the remaining six at random.
Doug: By the way, I know that's kind of cheating, but I wanted to join because I always imagine myself and my dog Porkchop as a superhero named Quail-Man. But I think since BC01 and Nathan prefer me as my real name, I guess that means I will now be part of the peanut gallery in his Season D.
Quacker: It's kind of weird because Jerry wasn't a contestant in his Season J.
Mr. Quiet: Neither have the rest of the Mr. Men and Little Misses.
Quint: It's almost like Cole can just put anyone he wants in there. And yeah, I'm pretty sure absolutely nobody was expecting someone like me as I am a way too obscure Disney TV show villain, and I might be eliminated early.
The Health Inspector: And is this eagle from Viva Pinata?
Quinn: But I think the weirdest addition has to be this object over there.
The Heatlh Inspector: This quill pen you mean? What object show are you from?
Quill: Well actually, I'm not from anything. I am just an OC created by someone from the Fandom BFDI Wiki who joked about myself being in the first BFB episode instead of Eggy. And that's of course obviously a fake Mandela effect that nobody talks or cares about, unlike The Berenstain Bears' name. So yes, this is pretty much the first time I'm competing in anything.
Quasimodo: Though, according to the BFDI Wiki, there is a character in BFDI called Quill Pen, who is inside of Book, but that isn't the same character.
Quincy: If Cole did use a non-BFDI object, he should've used Quartz from BFDI Mini, Quince from Object Connects or QR Code from Mysterious Object Super Show.
The Health Inspector: Hmm, I see. I think ze roster is all right. I'm sure since this is a non-votable kids show, I think some of ze kids might be introduced to these characters from this very video, considering how obscure they are.
Quagmire: That is a very good point.
The Health Inspector: So what were your contests so far?
QSB: We had a contest about slipping off the quinces.
The Health Inspector: Really?! That sounds dangerous.
Annie Einstein: Believe me, all the first contests in Cole's version were about slipping off foods.
The Health Inspector: I see. As for ze place itself, it's mostly just a green background all over ze place. I'm sure this has to do with your color.
QSB: Yeah, that's because all of the letters in this show are like that. We are based on the letters in LeapFrog's The Letter Factory.
Q*bert: And that's the same thing in Nathan's version too.
Quincy: He's right. Even though the hosts are not colored as their letter, well, except for Nicolas Newt, they still had the Letter Factory-colored backgrounds.
The Health Inspector: Okay then. Anyways, I think your season is going good. And I think your inspection is pretty good. I may be dropping back, just in case there are any commotions in this season though. Anyways, good day to you QSB. (leaves)
QSB: Well, that was a first for Cole's show. I guess in every season at that point, The Health Inspector will come over and inspect every show. That's a nice option, right, Cole? But anyways, let's start Episode B, kids!
To be continued
Notes:
This is part 1 of an 18-part episode, similar to BFDIA 5, which is a first for BC01's version. So stay tuned for part 2!
Chapter 23: Danganronpa: Despairing Destruction D - Chapter 1: Depended on Dynamical Divisibility (Daily Life)
Chapter Text
After long silence, one of the contestants spoke
Deadpool: Ok, we've already done the silent treatment, then what now?
Dedede: Yeah, we can't just sit here and do nothing.
Doppio: Maybe we should check for the rules.
Diluc: That's a great suggestion. Monodhia did mention the rules are written in e-handbooks, it will provide some information to us.
Daisy: Right, let's check it out.
As they opened their e-handbooks, they clicked on the app that contained rules.
"Rule 1: The contestants must coexist within the confinements of this distinctive building for the entirety of their living lifespans."
Daddy: Of course.
"Rule 2: The night-time hours range from 10:00 PM to 6:00 AM. During the hours of this time, both the dining area and the meeting room will be blocked off to their entrances along with disabling water usage."
Damian Desmond: The night-time hours only last about eight hours, did Monodhia want to wake up that early? The nocturnals will have a hard time managing the Schedule.
Dedede: Hmm… whenever I remember about it, Monodhia doesn't want anyone catching some grub in the middle of the night.
Deimos: That's just great, there's going to be some dirty hands on the night
Deadpool: What if Monodhia lets us sleep on any-
"Rule 3: Sleeping anywhere other than the dormitory rooms will count as violation and punished accordingly (Seriously, don't sleep like a hobo)."
Deadpool: Dammit! I can't sleep on the toilet
Daniel J. D'Arby: That rule doesn't seem to be too difficult, let's see the others.
"Rule 4: You can explore the distinct building as much as your curiosity's desires with minimal restrictions."
Donald: That's a regular one, some of us did explore a bit.
"Rule 5: Aggravated violence against Overseer Monodhia is strictly prohibited, same goes for the destruction of precious surveillance cameras and other equipment residing in the distinctive building."
Donkey Kong: This rule reminds me of where the Loud siblings were about to teach Kim Possible a lesson for putting one of their sisters in "Cheat Jail", as their beating calamity continues, they accidently beat up Announcer and they get punished as a result. Now imagine beating him up will cause death to the aggressor. Yikes! I better not mess with him.
Dio: As much as I want to break him into a pile of rubble, I decide to go against it.
"Rule 6: Once a murder takes place, a group trial will begin shortly after an investigation period. Participation is definitely important and mandatory for all surviving contestants."
Demoman: A group trial? I haven't heard of it before.
Dori: As much as everyone is curious about the group trail, Monodhia hasn't explained the purpose of it.
"Rule 7: If the blackened or shall I call it "the darkened" is exposed during the group trial, they solely will be the one to receive dreadful punishment."
Diavolo: If I understand correctly, the darkened refers to a murder. Seems reasonable.
"Rule 8: If "the darkened" isn't exposed, or a conclusion cannot be made, they solely will be the one to graduate, and the rest of the remaining contestants will be dreadfully punished."
Almost everyone is so shocked at this rule.
Doppio: If the darkness gets away, all of us except for them are going to be-?!
Diavolo: Don't think about the worst scenario, otherwise it will make others panic!
Doppio: Sorry about that one, that rule gives me goosebumps.
Diavolo: It's alright, let's continue to the rest.
"Rule 9: A body discovery announcement will only play when three or more contestants discover a body at their site."
Diluc: This rule would be important in case we go to the group trials.
"Rule 10: The overseer may add additional regulations to this list at any time available."
Daisy: That's pretty much it, there's ten rules which is a decent amount of it.
Diluc: Monodhia may add a couple of additions If he wants.
Dedede: Come to think about it, I understand 25% more than last time I've been to the previous killing game.
Doppio: You've been to a killing game like this one before?
Dedede: Yep, but I'll explain it to you when I'm in a good mood.
Deadpool: If you really want to know Dedede's trip in his previous appearance in Danganronpa fanfic, I really recommend reading the whole Danganronpa 69 first to avoid possible spoilers.
Demoman: We've read the rules and now *berp* what?
Diavolo: It is recommended that we should explore more in order to find more clues inside of the distinctive building. The more ground we cover, the more clues we can find.
Donald: I agree with him, maybe we can find important information.
Dio: As much I want to do an exploration activity, the main question is how much time before it reaches night-time?
Daniel J. D'Arby: I've checked the time and it's revealed to be 8:35 PM.
Damien Desmond: That doesn't seem to have much time left, we should get dinner, we can start the exploration tomorrow.
Donkey Kong: You know what, you're right. I'm starting to feel hunger.
Dedede: Me too, I'm going off to get some grub.
The contestants goes to the dining area
Doppio: This must be a dining area.
Damian Desmond: Yeah, it looks familiar to the cafeteria in Eden's academy.
Deadpool: Oh boy, time for some dining, let's check the kitchen to see what kind of food that is stored for us. Doppio, do you want to come to the kitchen? There's going to be great snacks in the fridge
Doppio: Sure, I can go with them.
Daddy: I'm going to the kitchen to inspect the surroundings
Doppio, Deadpool and Daddy Dearest go to the kitchen.
Deadpool: Wow, the kitchen looks great! Look at all the sparkly clean surfaces.
Doppio: It looks super clean, but what about the food?
Deadpool excited to open the fridge's door and saw that it was fully stocked with the amount of food
Deadpool: Let's see what we got here… dates, dandelion greens, dills, damson plums, dewberries, durians, dragon fruits, date plums, dolichos beans, dwarf bananas, dangleberries, darling plums, dracontomelons, dabai fruits, dekopons, desert limes, discovery apples, delicatas, drumsticks, daikons, dasheens, dulces, deviled eggs, durum wheats, demerara sugars, dukkahs, dolmas, dahi vadas, deli meats, droewors, domsiah rice, dashis, dill pickles, double cheeseburger, dijon mustard, dough balls, dabberlocks, draw soup cans, deep dish pizzas, dosas, dauphinoise potatoes, dumplings, dal soup cans, doubles, ditalini pasta, drum fishes, deer meat, doner kebab, duck, dried squid food, drunken prawns ,dragon noodles, dagwood sandwiches, dan dan noodle cups ,donuts, dowdies, dilkush Bread, dark Chocolate, derby pies,danish pastries, darjeeling tea packs, dark rum, 'Dead Man’s Fingers' bottles, draft beer bottles and cans, demitasse coffee and daiquiri.
Doppio: That's a lot of food, this will be enough to last more than two months.
Daddy: Of course it starts with D. Anyways, I'm going to grab a drink
The contestants grab whatever food they want from the fridge as their dinner, and after they are finished eating, a bell ringing can be heard.
*DING DONG, BING BONG!*
The contestants turned to a hanging screen monitor and they saw Monodhia on screen.
Monodhia: Attention everyone! It's now 10 PM. As such, the doors to the dining area and the meeting room will be closed in five minutes. It is recommended to return to your dormitory rooms. Remember the e-handbook that I gave to you? It's your very own key to your room, so don't lose it! Sweet dreams everyone! Have a good dreamy night, sleep tight and don't let the domesticated bed bugs bite on your way to Dreamville!
Dori: We really should get into our dormitory rooms as soon as possible
Daddy: I'm not going to get locked in the kitchen for eight hours straight
Doppio: I'm feeling sleepy, are you going to sleep, Boss?
Diavolo: Of course Doppio, you should go lay down on your bed and rest throughout the night, I'll see you at the morning
Doppio: Well then, good night boss.
The contestants exited the dining area and they went to their dormitory rooms to sleep. Doppio wonders what will happen tomorrow, then he hopes everything is going to be fine on the next day.
Meanwhile at the Monodhia's office
Daitomodachi: Day one is now complete and of course, no murders.
Monodhia: It's true that the first day is going to be a lack of blood, but I promise you that it's going to be fun when one of them has got their guts to spill.
D-Bot: I like that idea, it does remind me of one of the challenges from Season A where the final 15 participated in a game of Among Us and they didn't hesitate to kill.
Daitomodachi: Danganronpa and Among Us both share a genre, but they're different games.
Monodhia: Then what do you suggest? You two both run this season going.
D-Bot: Come to think of it, why not call two contestants to fill the roles.
Monodhia: Come to think of it, I think it is a nice idea. I'll give two random contestants to receive two different roles.
Daitomodachi: Let me guess, the traitor and the mastermind
Monodhia: That's right, these roles are important for this challenge, but it will be hidden from the knowledge from the contestants.
D-Bot: I'll trust you on that note.
Monodhia: Great! I'm going to prepare something for the contestants on the next day or a day after tomorrow in case they resist. Duhuhuhu!
DAY 2
Doppio was snoring peacefully in his bed until he was woken by the same sound from yesterday.
*DING DONG, BING BONG!*
Doppio was spooked and jumped out of the bed as he lands on the rug, then he looked at the monitor screen on the corner ceiling
Monodhia: Good morning everyone! It's now 6 AM as the night-time hours are officially done! Time to rise up for a delightful day!
After the morning announcement was done, Doppio starts to ask a familiar question to himself
Doppio: What just happened? It really must have been the morning announcement, Monodhia wasn't kidding about the schedule, I better get up and meet up with the others.
As he gets up, leaves the room and goes to the dining area
Doppio: Good morning everyone!
Doppio saw the rest of contestants are having breakfast
Diluc: Good morning, you're just in time for breakfast.
Doppio takes a seat and looks at the breakfast
Deadpool: You're looking at my special course, Doppio. Did I make it good?
Doppio: It looks great, you cooked breakfast for all of us?
Deadpool: Yep, I tried out making simple from what's available from the fridge. You know what's surprising when I check the fridge?
Doppio: Is it left from yesterday?
Deadpool: When I checked from yesterday and found out that it was refilled like magic
Dori: I do suspect Monodhia is in charge of this. The food he has chosen to let us eat, there all start with D.
Daddy: Just like I said from last night.
Donkey Kong: I was expecting regular bananas, but they told me that they only had dwarf bananas, it's the closest thing to my appetite
Demoman: At least it has beer, only with the adjective that starts with D are available
Damien Desmond: Can he get any food other than starting with D?
All of a sudden, Monodhia shows up out of nowhere.
Monodhia: Nope! They're the only ones stored and regulated with the letter of your name. You'll have to thank me later, otherwise you would have starved to death.
Daisy: Monodhia? What are you doing here?
Donald: Yeah! We're still not killing each other!
Monodhia: Oh really? You guys rather stay in my placehold than go crazy on the killing? That's just sad.
David (CC): Then what do you want from us?
Monodhia: To be obvious, day one was a guaranteed safe with lack of blood jam with a side of drained breaths, I'll assure you that there's going to be killing sooner or later, I'll be waiting and watching you. Toodles!
Monodhia disappears again
Deimos: That was odd, right guys?
Dedede: I think so. By the way, I already ate breakfast
Damien Desmond: Already?! How did he eat in less than a minute?
Diavolo: He's been like this when we had dinner in the first night before the first elimination after the first challenge
Damien Desmond: Oh, how did you guys do in the first challenge? I know there are two teams of fifteen and other stuff that D-Bot has mentioned.
Daniel J. D'Arby: On the first challenge, we fought a dinosaur
Damien Desmond: What kind of species of dinosaur?
Dedede: A large T-Rex, but it wasn't regular dinosaur, it was a mechanical one and Dio managed to decapitate it with his stand
Damien Desmond: That sounds so cool!
Daniel J. D'Arby: Speaking of stands, it turns out using stands are restricted in this building, same thing applies to the other superpowers.
Diavolo: It's true, I tried to summon Crimson King, but it didn't come out.
Deadpool: Monodhia really wants to make us killable in order the potential "darkened" have a fair advantage to kill.
Doppio: What are we going to do now?
Diluc: There's a map that we haven't checked yet.
Demoman: Wait? *berp* There's a map from where?
Dori: It's on one of the apps on the e-handbook, you should take a look at it
Everyone uses their e-handbooks in order to see the map
(Map of the first floor)
Doppio: That must be the map of the first floor.
Donkey Kong: We already went to the meeting room, the dorms, the dining area and the kitchen. What else we haven't checked?
Diluc: The areas we haven't checked are the department storage which indicates with an opened box symbol, restrooms which both for respective genders, changing room which it had undergarment as a symbol, disposing area with a trash can symbol on it, the wash room indicated with a showerhead symbol on it and a some sort of a small shop with a dollar sign on it.
Deimos: Ok, I kinda want to check out the storage area, I'm just curious and all.
Damian Desmond: I could be something useful to help us break out of here.
Diavolo: We'll check it out after we wait for the rest to finish their breakfast.
Daisy: Sounds like a good idea though, what about the rooms next to our dorms?
Diavolo: In that case, half of us are going in there while the other half goes to the storage room.
Dori: Hold on, I just wanted to mention one detail we missed.
Demoman: *berp* What could that be?
Dori: Pay attention to the red markings, it indicates a closed door and there's two of them. One of them leads to the stairs and the other leads to the mysterious room.
Dedede: Then what's behind that mysterious room?
Donald: I have no idea. Let's continue our investigation after we're done with breakfast.
Some time has passed and after eating, they continued the investigation.
Daddy Dearest, Damien, D'Arby, Deimos, Diavolo, Deadpool, Diluc and Doppio goes to the department storage and the rest goes to the other rooms
Daddy: This must be the storage room.
Deimos: Yep, bunch of stuff.
Deadpool: Sure it is, maybe I could find something that I can enjoy with.
Doppio: There are boxes everywhere. What do you think, Boss?
Diavolo: The number of boxes in this room was placed by professionals.
Diluc: Mind if I spoke a word?
Doppio: What is Diluc?
Diluc: What did I find?
Doppio: What's this?
Diluc shows a clipboard with a list attached to it.
Diluc: It's a list of article of items containing in the boxes
Doppio: That's a lot of items.
Diavolo: Let me take a look at it.
Diavolo looks at the list.
Diavolo: Silverware, cleaning supplies, stationeries, tools and more.
Diluc: We should keep track of what kind of articles are used, is there a possibility where anyone can grab potentially a murder weapon.
Doppio: A murder weapon?!
Diluc: Anything sharp as a blade or hard as a brick counts as murder weapons, we should be aware of whatever suspicious activity might happen. As long as you're mangeable in self-defense, you're going to be fine without struggle.
Doppio: I hope no one thinks of using one of the items to murder one of us.
Couple of hours later
Everyone is meet at the dining area
Diavolo: Now everyone is here, tell us what did you find during the investigation?
Dori: We found a handful of details about three rooms. First is the changing room, it has lockers to store our clothes in case anyone wants to take a shower and there's also dryers, washing machines and laundry baskets.
Damian Desmond: Are chores mandatory here?
David (CC): It's optional, but anyone could do laundry, does it like a fun chore?
Deadpool: Hmm… seems like a fair chore to me.
Daddy: Does it have different rooms for each gender?
Donkey Kong: We found two booths that are meant for the girls since most of us are males which is 87.5% of us.
Dio: We also found an incinerator in the disposal room.
Daisy: And of course, the shower room and it has two sectors which are for both genders. What did you guys find in the storage room?
Diluc: We did find numerous amounts of boxes
Deimos: It had cool stuff in it
Diavolo: It also had a list of filled with items, one of them could be a potential murder weapon
Dedede: A murder weapon? But the murder hasn't started yet.
Diavolo: I didn't say it could be an actual weapon.
Daddy: I could be a shard of glass, strings for strangling, an iron as the blunt force trauma object, anything could be a weapon.
Diluc: And I should warn you to be aware of what they are holding and ask what's the purpose of using the object for.
Donald: Ok, I'm aware of that. Now, all that is left is the shop.
Deadpool: I almost forgot to show something that I found. Take a look at this coin.
Deadpool shows everyone a monocoin
Demoman: Is it some kind *berp* of coins?
Deadpool: It's a monocoin with Monodhia's face instead of Monokuma's.
Doppio: It could be used in the shop?
Deadpool: Sure, I'll handle this coin to you
Deadpool gives monocoin to Doppio
Doppio: It really does have the face of Monodhia, so I'm going to the shop to see what I could find.
Donald: I'm going with you.
Doppio: Alright, you can come with me.
Doppio and Donald goes to the shop
Donald: Woah, this room is filled with antique and wonderful items, it does also have a vending machine, I wonder if it does have snacks?
Doppio approaches the counter and is spanked by Monodhia as he jumps out at the back of the counter.
Doppio: WOAH!! You came out of nowhere!
Monodhia: Did I really surprise you?
Doppio: I though the counter was empty
Monodhia: What did you expect? I always appear whenever anyone comes to my shop. Anyways, welcome to the Monoshop! Did you find something that peaks your interest?
Doppio: I have a question?
Monodhia: Sure! Tell me what is it?
Doppio: Do you know what this monocoin used for?
Monodhia: Oh, why didn't you ask so soon. Very well then, the monocoins are the currency in your time inside of my distinctive building and they can be found hidden all over the place. Can you see this gacha machine? That's a Monomono Machine, as you put a monocoin inside of this baby, it will drop out a prize that includes gifts and fun stuff. Why not give it a try?
Doppio: Ok, here goes nothing.
Doppio puts a monocoin onto the Monomono Machine and it drops a gacha ball, then he opens up and it's revealed to be a toy duck.
Doppio: It's just a toy duck
Monodhia: Do you like it? You always use it as many times as you like as long as you have enough monocoins.
Donald: Wow, we are currently spending a second day and this place isn't that bad as I imagined.
Doppio: We should head to the rest to tell everyone about what the shop does?
Donald: Sure! Everyone else would be surprised to hear this.
Before both Donald and Doppio could leave the Monomall
Monodhia: Bye! Come back to it soon!
Donald and Doppio left the Monomall and went to the dining area to tell everyone about the Monomall.
Diavolo: That coin really does something, you said that it can be found hidden around this distinctive building?
Doppio: Yeah, Monodhia pretty much explains what the monocoins do.
Deadpool: Now you said it, I'm going for a scavenger hunt for some sweet prizes. Monocoins, here I came!
Deadpool leaves the dining area to find more monocoins.
Diavolo: Now we're done with the investigation, we explored the whole first floor except for the mysterious room, which still doesn't lead to exit. Since we've done something for today, let's take a break for now.
Daisy: That does it mean we're in free time
Diluc: I suppose.
Now the investigation is done, everyone decides to do whatever they want.
FREE TIME
Doppio wonders who should hangout first?
Diavolo: Doppio, do you have any plans for today?
Doppio: Oh, Boss, I'm not sure who I should choose to hangout with?
Diavolo: If you're planning to hangout with someone, then who would you pick?
Doppio: How about… we can spend time together. Does it sound good, Boss?
Diavolo: Out of all the people available, you chose me to spend time together with?
Doppio: I guess so.
Doppio and Diavolo both sat on the bench and started to share information about themselves, and reminisced about what happened back in Italy and The Passione organisation itself as they spent time together.
Doppio: After all this time we spent in a competition, I've started to miss what's like in Italy. Do you think the rest of The Passione is going to remember us?
Diavolo: After my defeat and endless amounts of deaths that I endured, I wanted to turn around for a different path. Giorno had already taken my throne and ceased the cartel operations, I must admit that he had determination to defeat me like this.
Doppio: I mean, you did want to get rid of Trish in the past, but it failed.
Diavolo: It's true, all the things that I've done to her were awful including severing her arm. I must be a terrible father, am I.
Doppio: You really don't have to kill her in order to secure your name hidden in the public eyes.
Diavolo: I know Doppio, I've made a lot of mistakes when it comes to parenthood and the organisation that I created.
Doppio: I mean, you should be nice and provide care to her, she's only a human after all.
Diavolo: Yes, I should have been doing that. I've already talked to Daisy and Daiya about this topic before.
Doppio: On the positive note, you're becoming more and more sociable as the competition's time has passed
Diavolo: At least I've made some changes about myself, do I?
Doppio: Do you think one of us had a chance in winning this season?
Diavolo: The depends how worthy a person is, Doppio
Doppio: Oh, but hey, we had a nice conversation.
Diavolo: It sure is, why didn't I do anything like this before?
Doppio: Do you have any plans for the rest of the day before night-time?
Diavolo: I'm going to check on everyone else, you can do whatever you want.
Doppio: Thanks Boss, I hope we can hangout more next time
Diavolo: Alright, I'll see you later then
As they finish their conversation, Doppio starts to take a walk around the dining area and peacefully whistles until it reaches the night-time announcement. After that Doppio heads back to his dormitory room and decides to sleep until morning.
Meanwhile at Monodhia's office
"Mastermind": You called us, Monodhia?
Monodhia: Yes, you must be wondering why you're here
"Traitor": I have no idea, but tell us.
Monodhia: I've brought both the host and the handler here, I'll lead them to do the explanation.
D-Bot: Hello you two
"Traitor": D-Bot?! Daitomodachi?! Did two of them get kidnapped by that deer?!
Daitomodachi: Actually, Monodhia gave us a wonderful representation for the next challenge idea and it was so good that we accepted his offer
"Mastermind": You agreed with him?
D-Bot: Yes we did.
"Traitor": But why are you running a killing game as a challenge? Do you think the Announcer guy approves this?
D-Bot: Allow me to explain. Announcer gives up Monodhia for the current challenge, as he told you about the challenge itself. Monodhia did told us about the company he come from and the representation, but I'll leave a mystery on that one.
Daitomodachi: Technically, the Announcer does approve this idea and makes exceptions for it. And besides, they're are some competition based eliminations and fanfics did a similar challenge like that one.
"Mastermind": I see, what are we doing here?
D-Bot: The reason why you two are because you were randomly chosen as two different roles that made for work against the other contestants.
"Traitor": Why do you want us to go against our fellow friends?
D-Bot: The challenge can't be complete without these two roles. Now it's time for what the roles do. First role is "The Traitor", your mission is to work with the mastermind, spread a single clue for each floor to give a hint for in case for a showdown in the future, it may get exposed whenever Monodhia had special twist for the surviving contestants when it's only half of them left. If you want to win the immunity, all you have to do is to survive along with "The Mastermind". Try not to get exposed for four rounds, ok? The one who's getting the role of "The Traitor" is [REDACTED]
"Traitor": Ok, I'll try my best to keep hidden from everyone, only myself and the mastermind know it.
D-Bot: As for the role of "The Mastermind", your mission is to not get figured by one of the contestants during the final group trial. I know the logical fact that we're the actual masterminds, but it will be a surprise at the end of the challenge. In order to get immunity as "The Mastermind" you have to survive five group trials, when the final group trial comes and if the other contestants failed to guess who's truly the mastermind behind the Danganronpa killing game.
"Mastermind": What if the mastermind gets killed as a victim?
D-Bot: In that case, everyone else will get immunity and only "The Traitor" and "The Mastermind" are going to be eliminated instead.
"Traitor": Yikes! We really must be careful about this.
"Mastermind": I know, it is really shocking.
D-Bot: However, if "The Mastermind" becomes a "darkened" and found guilty, you still have a chance to still win the immunity as long as they didn't get chosen by one of the contestants in the last group trial.
"Mastermind": That's good to know, I'm the mastermind, right?
Daitomodachi: Yeah, you may also need a made up story about why the killing game was created in the first place and all that.
"Traitor": Wait, if we manage to work together as a duo, we'll get immunity in no time!
Monodhia: Before you two leave and return to the regular schedule, promise us that you will keep this secret during the whole challenge, you got that?
"Mastermind" and "Traitor": Yes Monodhia
Monodhia: That's what I like to hear.
DAY 3
*DING DONG, BING BONG!*
Monodhia: Good morning everyone! It's now 6 AM as the night-time hours are officially done! Time to rise up for a delightful day!
Doppio wakes up from the morning announcement and gets ready for the day. He starts to go to the dinning area like yesterday.
Doppio: Good morning everyone!
Diavolo: Good morning Doppio, did you sleep well?
Doppio: Yes, it's starting to get better at managing the schedule
Diavolo: That's good, Deadpool had cooked breakfast again
Deadpool: Yep, it was brought it to you by "The Ultimate Mercenary" chef at your service
Doppio: I've had to admit the food is the same from yesterday
Deadpool: Oh, I really didn't come up with other breakfast recipes when the fridge has only letter D themed food, I could try cooking pasta for tomorrow as change, sounds good?
Doppio: Yeah… I'll keep it as a reminder.
As the contestants were eating breakfast, one of then spoke
Diluc: Do you remember from the investigation we did from yesterday?
Doppio: Yeah, are we missing something?
Diluc: It turns out it is a crucial detail we somehow missed during that time we searched through the department storage room.
Deimos: Then what's the missing detail you're talking about?
Diluc: I've to remember that the list of articles contained each box. I've decided to look further and find a date of creation. Take a look
Diluc shows one of the parts of the list and they were surprised to see this.
Demoman: January 5th 2024... wait, that's the date of the first episode!
Deadpool: Somebody planned a killing game since the first episode before the first elimination? That's nuts!
Daddy: Someone must have a good idea to start forming a killing game while the others aren't looking
Dedede: Now that's a clue! It really can't be one of the eliminated contestants, especially Daniel.
Dori: It could be one of the possibilities, but it's not possible due to them not being involved.
As they discuss about a single clue, an announcement sound starts to play as the monitor screen turns on
*DING DONG, BING BONG*
Monodhia: Attention everyone! This is an important announcement! Please come to the meeting room for a very special announcement, all contestants must be present, otherwise you'll be dreadfully punished! Duhu! I'll see you there!
As the monitor screen turns off, the contestants follows instructions from Monodhia and they arrived at the meeting room as they spotted Monodhia standing on the stage
Monodhia: Great timing everyone!
Donald: Why did you call us here?
Monodhia: The reason why I called all of you because-
Daniel J. D'Arby: Lack of murders for three days?
Monodhia: Aw, I was going to say that! Anyways, It's been three days and there's no life taken in front of sight, I really thought you're expecting a morning death sitting next to a seat.
Donkey Kong: We've already told you, no one is going to kill each other!
Monodhia: Geez, you're all thriving pacifists! Didn't one of them commit murders in the past, even the attempted ones?
Deimos: Well no sh**, he knows it
Dori: Does killing monsters count as murder? I didn't see the laws in Teyvat being against killing threatening creatures.
Deadpool: Being a mercenary does require to kill target, not allies
Demoman: Same here! *berp*
Monodhia: No matter, I've got something to aid you! It's a surprise!
Doppio: A surprise?
Monodhia: Yep, I got sixteen folders on my hands, I'm going to handle each one of you! Get ready to get them! And don't forget to open it while you're at it!
Monodhia throws each folder to each contestant as they catch and open it to see what's inside
Doppio: What's… this?
Doppio has opened his letter and found a drawing of a haunted house
Dio: Is this what you can do? *laughs*
Monodhia: Don't you get your high hopes yet, because I'm about to tell you your first motive!
Damian Desmond: A motive?
Monodhia: Yep, if you're wondering why there's a drawing inside of your received folder? You see, that drawing describes your personal secret, but it was someone else's secret.
Daddy: A secret… that was described in a drawing… is currently possessed by someone else… just great.
Deimos: This can't be good, right?
Dedede: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, WOAH! I didn't expect that!
Dori: Is this for real?
Daisy: If our secrets are mixed and passed to the others, that means… oh-!
Donkey Kong: Oh my-!
Donkey Kong puts his both of his hands on his mouth as he was shocked while his folder dropped
Donald: QUACK!
Demoman: What in the bloody hell?!
Diluc: I'm in disbelief from what I've heard.
Deadpool: Where did you find those drawings?
Monodhia: Your host D-Bot has told me everything about you, even your deep secrets.
Dori: Deep secrets, what… in the-?!
Dio: Oh really? Do you really think it doesn't encourage one of us to commit murder?
Monodhia: If you aren't shocked enough, how about this?
Monodhia pulls out a remote as he turns off the lights in the meeting room and turns on the projector screen, then displays a sliding show.
Diluc: Now, you're displaying a slideshow?
Monodhia: Are you prepared to see it?
Dio: Go ahead, there's nothing worse than the drawings
Then the next panel was turned to a group of pictures containing high exposure details, but it was censored.
Dedede: OH DEAR GREAT GOD OF DREAMLAND IS THIS?!
Demoman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Doppio: Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! Oh geez! OH GEEZ!!
Daddy: Oh dear satanic sh**…
Daisy: Eeeeek!
Daniel J. D'Arby: What am I watching… ?
David (CC): I can't believe it from my own eyes?!
Deimos: F***! This one had gone too far, man!
Deadpool: Oh hey, there's sexy pictures of me
Diluc: I really can't imagine what I'm witnessing…
Donald: QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
Donkey Kong: I'm going to faint, huhhhhhh….
Donkey Kong passes out from what he saw
Doppio: I, I, I, I, I, I-
Dori: T-this r-really c-can't g-get w-worse f-from h-here, r-right?
Damian Desmond: You just can't do that! You can't! This is really embarrassing!
Dio: Ha! That doesn't give me a cold upon my shoulders.
Monodhia: If I didn't see you start murdering in a couple of days, I'm going to leak those pictures to spread to………………THE WHOLE WORLD WIDE!
As the contestants heard his words, almost all of them were horrified, panicked and screamed in fear as Monodhia laughed until…
Dio: SHUT UP!!! Alright, this motive is really engaging us seriously! Christ! You'll go crazy over a motive!
Monodhia: That should do it!
Doppio: Wait, what about Diavolo?
The contestants stared at Diavolo
Daniel J. D'Arby: Come to think of it, he hasn't moved an inch since he opened the motive.
Deadpool: Hey Diavolo! Look at me!
Deadpool weaves his hand to him
Deadpool: How many fingers did you see?
Diavolo was in shock in a frozen state, then he starts to aggressively tries to attack Monodhia but he hold back by the rest of contestants
Diavolo: TI UCCIDO IN NOME DELLA PASSIONE!! (I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN THE NAME OF PASSIONE!!)
Doppio: Boss! Please calm down!
Diluc: I wouldn't do this act if I were you.
Dio: Do you really want a death wish by that deer's hands badly?!
Demoman: Snap out of it, lad!
Then he stopped charging
Diavolo: *takes breaths* I really apologize for the current outburst that I had.
Dori: It's not completely your fault, that motive really must have triggered you.
Doppio: Boss, are you alright?
Diavolo: I'm fine, I'm just as shocked as you are.
Doppio: Glad you didn't attack Monodhia, otherwise you would be murdered by him
Monodhia: Gosh! I was only kidding! I wasn't actually going to leak the kind of pictures that I showed on the displayed screen! I was going to leak the motive drawings to all of you with meaningful detailed text! What do you think I am, a degenerate perverted freak?!
Donkey Kong gets up from fainting
Donkey Kong: Thank goodness, that didn't happened
Monodhia: Very well then, that's all to it for today, I hope your first motive helps you find a ticket to your freedom! Duhuhuhu!
After he said those words, Monodhia disappeared once again, then the display projector screen stopped and the lights turned back to normal.
Doppio: I just can't believe what happened just now?!
Diavolo: Everyone, just stay calm and talk about this motive, I'm pretty sure, we can survive this motive
Damian Desmond: What about the drawings described with dark secrets and what's worse, Monodhia is going to leak those messed up drawings to all of us to see if anyone refuses to commit murder!
Daisy: I know it sounds scary if you think too hard about it, we should focus on the motive that he gave us, I'm pretty sure we can do something about it, right?
Dio: Definitely anyone would ignore the drawings and move on, do you honestly think it had a value that important for you?
David (CC): Everyone has their own secret including the dark ones and shouldn't be ashamed no matter how messed up it is.
Diavolo: He's right, we really shouldn't go too far with motive, otherwise it may lead to a murder. I suggest calmly showing the drawing to the person who you think it had that matches their described secret and give it to them. That should be a solution.
Donald: Ok, if anyone has my secret, then don't say it out loud in front of everyone, just give it to me in private, then I'll hide it, alright?
Deimos: Yeah, to be honest I don't mind if my secret was onto somebody's hands. I was concerned if anyone threatened to blackmail anybody, just to do anything to get that drawing with the described secret on it.
Diluc: I see where the point goes, if anyone has my secret, then I would like you to meet at the doorstep to have a look at it.
Dedede: I would do the same thing.
Dori: Me three
Daddy: Me four, I'm starting getting tired for this, I'm going to rest for a bit
Donkey Kong: Now Monodhia is gone for now, let's have free time to ourselves!
Doppio: Alright, I'll see you later then.
FREE TIME
Couple of hours went by after the first motive was announced, Doppio wasn't sure about what do with that drawing, he decides to search someone who he think that described secret belongs to, then he bumped into someone
Doppio: Sorry!
David (CC): It's alright, it's just a friendly bump.
Doppio: Yeah. May I ask you a question?
David (CC): Sure, you're free to ask me any question that you want.
Doppio: About that motive given by Monodhia, do you think this drawing resembles your secret?
David (CC): Let me take a closer look.
David (CC), looks at the drawing where Doppio's holding and he recognize it
David (CC): I can get what It is supposed to represent, that's my secret. I thought Monodhia was messing with us.
Doppio: Should I handle you?
David (CC): Why not, I really won't mind it.
Doppio gives a described secret drawing to David (CC)
David (CC): Thanks, you're kind Doppio.
Doppio: My please. By the way, since it's free time, let's hangout together.
David (CC): Really? It would be great to chat with a friend! Let's do it then.
Doppio and David (CC) both hangout together, they both share stories together, telling their favorite shows and food as time passes by.
Doppio: You seemed to be much friendlier than I imagined
David (CC): I really appreciate what your positivity about me
Doppio: Something came up in my head, I've got you ask you something about that drawing, is it really important to you?
David (CC): Oh, that's just one of the areas in Camp Campbell, it brings me memories.
Doppio: Can you tell me what that image is supposed to be?
David (CC): That's Campbell Manor, Mr. Campbell's lodging, it hasn't been renovated for a while, I mean it's a very long time.
Doppio: Is it abandoned?
David (CC): You can technically say that, the camps go there while they are doing paranormal activity.
Doppio: I mean, they surely do a lot of activities in a camp where you worked at.
David (CC): That's true for "The Ultimate Camp Counselor" title. Remember what kinds of activities they did?
Doppio: Like sports, magic, theater, art, space and science?
David (CC): That's right, these aren't the only activities the camps had.
Doppio: You've done a bunch of them, am I right?
David (CC): Yep, Camp Campbell has every activity you need in entertainment
Doppio: Oh, when did you dream of becoming a camp counselor?
David (CC): That's going to be a little tough to say about this, but here goes nothing. When I was a very young camper, I used to hate Camp Campbell. After being forced to go out with Jasper and Mr. Campbell on a hike through the woods for some time, Jasper fell off the cliff as my rescue skills kicked in and I saved him. Thanks to my heroism, I was rewarded with "best camper". That's how I started to develop love for Camp Campbell and dreamed into becoming right now.
Doppio: You must have changed back then, huh. What about Jasper, is he alright?
David (CC): Well, years have passed and I haven't seen him until I found out he died more than fourteen years, I do still visit his spirit, but he's being nonsensical on something else
Doppio: I think we've gotten a little closer to know each other
David (CC): Me too. I'm so glad that we had a conversation together, despite us being stuck in a distinctive building.
Doppio: I know. *yawns* Boy, I'm starting to feel so sleepy
David (CC): You're starting to get tired already?
Doppio: I guess so, I don't need dinner because I don't have a rumbling appetite now.
David (CC): I understand, you should go and rest, I'll see you in the morning.
Doppio: Alright, good night David.
David (CC): Good night and sleep well!
Doppio had a good conversation with David (CC), after the long day including the introduction of the first motive, he starts to go to sleep in his dormitory room.
Meanwhile at Monodhia's office
Monodhia: How's the first motive?
D-Bot: It was decent enough, but you really managed to scare off the contestants with that motive.
Daitomodachi: I was expecting to be about their family and friends getting abducted as a motive like in the first game or the First Blood Perk from V3. As Dio told you that your motive is weak, is it really necessary to threaten to leak out, well I don't know, expose layers to the internet to humiliate them?
Monodhia: Hey! First off, I watched one of the episodes from Season B, where final 8 had to strip off nude and take a bath as a part of the challenge and they didn't complain about it because it was a comedy act and Secondly, I only putted the ones who are fully grown adults with censored bars on it on that slideshow in order to avoid get busted by a federal coppers!
D-Bot: From what I understand from this motive is basically secrets described in a drawing?
Monodhia: Yep and I have a good feeling for the next day. Anyways, are you into diet coke?
Daitomodachi: Oh what the hell, I'm in.
DAY 4
*DING DONG, BING BONG!*
Monodhia: Good morning everyone! It's now 6 AM as the night-time hours are officially done! Time to rise up for a delightful day!
Doppio wakes up same as usual, he leaves the room and goes to the dining area
Doppio: Good morning!
Daddy: Morning.
Deimos: Oh hey Doppio, how's it going my man?
Doppio: I'm doing fine, but where's Boss?
Diluc: Do you mean Diavolo?
Doppio: Yes, has something happened to him?
Diluc: He doesn't seem to have problems before the first motive was revealed. I do hope he's doing well.
Doppio: Oh, is he late for breakfast?
David (CC): Now you've mentioned it, he doesn't look like that kind of person to miss an opportunity to have breakfast.
Damian Desmond: Maybe he was stressed out over a motive that announced yesterday and he couldn't sleep because of it.
Daniel J. D'Arby: Have you tried knocking at his door? I'm sure he'll surely come out of there
Donald: He's the only one that hasn't shown up for breakfast today.
Deadpool: Oh, are we conducting a search party for him?
Daddy: If he's missing, then we need to find him and check all the areas around the first floor, he must be somewhere.
Donkey Kong: Yeah, we need to find him as soon as possible.
Dori: Has anyone last seen him?
Deimos: I don't know.
Demoman: Maybe he's sleeping
Daddy: You know what, I'm going to search for it by myself.
Doppio: If you're going to find Boss, then I'm coming with you.
Deadpool: Mind if I join?
Daddy: Fine, you two come with me
Daddy Dearest, Deadpool and Doppio are searching for Diavolo, when they checked for his room, Daddy Dearest knocks at the door
Daddy: Hello? Diavolo, are you in there?
Daddy Dearest knocks more
Deadpool: I'm guessing that he's not in his room.
Doppio: Then where could he be?
Daddy: Let's continue the search for him
They continued to look for Diavolo and when they reached for the dispose room
Daddy: This is the last possible place where he could have gone there.
Doppio: Why does the Boss want to go to the disposal room?
Deadpool: I have no idea, but let's open it anyway
When they opened the door
Daddy: Diavolo, are you in-
Deadpool: Holly… sh**…
Doppio: W-what's g-going on?
Deadpool: Dude, if you're going inside there, you're going to hate to see this…
As Doppio took a close look what's going on in the disposal room and saw the unthinkable in front of his eyes, he was shaken, shocked, horrified and at a loss for words. He wasn't prepared for this situation, the situation they wished that never existed in the first place, but he was in a state of shock that he started to faint in front of them. And yet, despair takes it all.
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To be continued...
Chapter 24: Danganronpa: Despairing Destruction D - Chapter 1.2: Depended on Dynamical Divisibility (Deadly Life)
Chapter Text
*DING DONG, BING BONG*
Monodhia: Delightfully splendid! A body has been discovered! After a certain amount of time, which you can use however you like, The group trial will begin! Everyone meet in the disposal room!
10 minutes later
Doppio starts to return his consciousness and sees most of them are here.
Daisy: Are you alright?
Doppio gets up from the ground that he laid on
Doppio: What happened?
Deimos: Monodhia has announced that there's a body and we have no idea who could that be
Doppio: No… no no no… nononononononononono! It can't be!
Dori: You must have seen a terrible fate, didn't you?
Donkey Kong: You must be horrified from what you saw from the dead body
Doppio: Just why… why him…… why him?! WHY DOES HAVE TO BE HIM?!!
Diluc: I recommend to cool off and take deep breaths
Doppio follows the instructions given by Diluc
Doppio: I just can't believe what I saw…
Dedede: I know he saw a dead body, but who's that person?
Daddy: If you want to check out his corpse, it's at the dispose room
The rest decide to check on Diavolo's corpse and they were shocked as the first three who discovered his body.
Daisy: AHHHH!
Daniel J. D'Arby: It's just unfortunate
David (CC): Oh dear…!
Dedede: I'm such at disbelieve right now
Deimos: Sh**
Demoman: What in the bloody hell is this?
Damian Desmond: I-it c-can't r-real, is i-it?
Diluc: I'm afraid so…
Donald: Oh my goodness!
Donkey Kong: Oh no!
Dori: This can't be good.
Doppio: W-why does Boss have to die like this?!
Dio: So, the murder finally happened. It was no surprise that one of us committed such an act.
Deadpool: I get that all of you are in disbelief, but we must find the "darkened" who killed Diavolo by detective work.
Monodhia pops out of nowhere
Monodhia: Don't you mean investigation?
Donald: Wait, do we have to investigate?
Monodhia: Definitely! I'm so happy that one of you did it! Before you accuse me of murder, I didn't kill him in the first place nor did he break one of the rules. It has to be one of you.
David (CC): What about his body? What are you going to do about him?
Monodhia: He'll stay here while you do the investigation. In the meantime, I'll give you something that's gonna help the case and it's an important one
Monodhia places Monodhia file on the ground
Monodhia: It's called Monodhia File! Number 01 edition.
Doppio: Mono- what?
Monodhia: The Monodhia File, it has all the basic information provided for this crime scene, it's like a beginner's kit for the detectives.
Damian Desmond: But none of us are detectives!
Monodhia: You're currently the ones who can investigate the case, by looking for the piece of clues with your own eyes. You have a certain amount of time to collect proof before you showcase whodunnit in a group trial. I'll see you then, toodles!
Monodhia disappears again
Deimos: Uh, what are we going to do now?
Diluc: First of all, we required someone to guard his corpse in order to prevent clearing or destroying the evidence.
Donkey Kong: I'll do it!
Dio: I might fill in that role.
Daniel J. D'Arby: Agreed with Lord Dio
Diluc: Alright, you can do that. Everyone else, do your part in the investigation for his sake.
Doppio: I...don't know what to say…
Diluc: Look Doppio, I know that you and Diavolo had a great connection with you, we have no choice but to do the work.
Doppio: Are you going to help me to avenge Boss?
Diluc: Indeed, I'm doing this for his justice. Now, let's begin this investigation.
INVESTIGATION
Doppio: What should we start with?
Diluc: Monodhia gave us a Monodhia File, let's take a look.
Doppio picks up the Monodhia File.
MONODHIA FILE 01
Followed by an image of deceased Diavolo, along with the description text says "The victim is Diavolo. The estimated time of death was around 9:50 PM. The victim’s body was discovered in the disposal room. Cause of death was blunt force trauma to the head. The other injury found is a stab wound to the abdomen."
Doppio: He died before night-time?
Diluc: It appears so, this will be important on the trial
"Monodhia File 1 was added to the truth darts"
Doppio: Let's check his body.
Diluc: Sounds good, let's observe it
Doppio and Diluc checks on Diavolo's corpse to check anything important
Doppio: The Monodhia File said his death was caused by blunt force trauma to the head and I can see large amount of blood that he has suffered came from his head
Diluc: That's not all, he also got a stab wound on his abdomen. Let's add those to the list
"Diavolo's head wound was added to the truth darts"
"Stab wound was added to the truth darts"
Doppio: Diluc, about the stab wound, I can see a knife, maybe it's a murder weapon?
Diluc: It is one of the possibilities, it is unsure that the knife came from the kitchen or the storage room. Let's write it down
"A knife was added to the truth darts"
Doppio checks Diavolo pockets to find any addition clues and found something
Doppio: What's this, a crumpled paper ball?
Diluc: May have a look?
Diluc receives a paper ball from Doppio and opens up to reveal a letter
Diluc: "Meet me at 9:30 PM, I wanted to discuss it, but I'm not going to tell you what it is, please come to the department storage room and make sure the others aren't coming" Diavolo must have went to the storage room for a meeting, the question is… who's the sender?
Doppio: Do you think Boss was lured by the killer?
Diluc: Probably was the murderer's intentions to seek for the victim
"The letter was added to the truth darts"
Doppio takes a look around further
Doppio: Diluc, I can see a wall being smeared with blood, what do you think of that?
Diluc: It appears Diavolo's dying spot, I can't tell it for sure, let's add it just in case
"Diavolo's laying state was added to truth darts"
Doppio decides to check around the dispose room and find a crowbar covered in blood
Doppio: Do you think the crowbar is the main murder weapon?
Diluc: Hmm… this crowbar does seem to be a quick way to cause blunt force trauma, my guts says otherwise, let's add it anyways.
"Bloody crowbar was added to truth darts"
Donkey Kong: Doppio, I've found something
Doppio: Did you find a piece of evidence?
Donkey Kong: I checked on the incinerator in case if anyone attempts to destroy a piece of evidence and guess what I found
Donkey Kong show Doppio a burned cloth covered in blood
Doppio: Is that a... cleaning cloths
Donkey Kong: It must have came from the storage, maybe the killer tried to hide evidence by burning into ashes
Doppio: It really does look like a piece of evidence, thanks Donkey Kong.
Donkey Kong: You're welcome.
"Burned cloth added to truth darts"
Diluc: Doppio, I believe it's the time to ask some alibis, it's one of the important key factors to solving cases.
Doppio: Who should I ask?
Diluc: Why not ask D'Arby, he does seem to be a wise person.
Doppio: Alright. Hey D'Arby, I wanted to ask you something.
Daniel J. D'Arby: What is Doppio?
Doppio: Do you know anything about the murder?
Daniel J. D'Arby: Hmm… I haven't seen Diavolo since 9 PM. If you're asking where I was when the murder happened, I was with Lord Dio in his room, where we discussed the current state of the challenge.
Diluc: Anything else?
Daniel J. D'Arby: I do. I thought to myself that Diavolo was resting a bit early in his room. I can tell half of them were in their rooms and the others were in either the dining area or the other rooms that aren't their dorms.
Doppio: Thanks for cooperating, D'Arby.
Daniel J. D'Arby: You're welcome.
"D'Arby's account was added to truth darts"
Dio: I have something to share regards to the investigation
Diluc: What is it, Dio?
Dio: What if the "darkened" and Diavolo are the two most likely to get affected by the motive
Doppio: What makes you say that?
Dio: If I recall the events that took place yesterday, Monodhia revealed the first motive to everyone and to no surprise, all every single one of them are shocked, then Monodhia threatened us if there's no murder in a couple of days.
Diluc: It's because of their secrets being described in drawings, correct?
Dio: Indeed, here's most likely scenarios when both Diavolo and the "darkened" confronted each other, either "darkened" was concerned Diavolo's intentions when he realizes what the drawings suppose to represent and decided to take him down after learning his dark secret or Diavolo finds the "darkened" doing suspicious activities after what he learned from depictions of that drawing and tried to takes out their life, but gets backfired when "darkened" struck him back.
Doppio: What do you believe happened to the boss?
Dio: The scenarios aren't exactly accurate, perhaps we discuss it in a trial when the investigation is over.
Doppio: Thanks for the help on the investigation
Dio: I did my part in this contribution.
"Motive was added to truth darts"
"Dio's theory was added to truth darts"
Doppio: Guess we investigated in this room
Diluc: Let's check on the other areas and find more evidence.
Doppio and Diluc leaves the dispose room and saw Daisy, David (CC), Dedede, Donald and Dori
Doppio: Hey Daisy
Daisy: How's the investigation going?
Doppio: It went fine, we're still in the progress.
Daisy: Oh, how can I help?
Diluc: If you had an account from where you were doing the time of murder, now it's the time.
Daisy: You're saying the murder takes place around ten minutes before night-time?
Doppio: Yes, that's what the Monodhia File said.
Daisy: Alright, While the murder did happen, I was in the dining area with Dori, Damian, Dedede, Donkey Kong, David and Donald. We were chatting and talked about the motive, we guessed which secret belonged to afterwards.
Diluc: Does it have to do with Diavolo's secret?
Daisy: Diavolo did share his past to me, Doppio and Daiya, but Daiya was already eliminated. Only two of us had known Diavolo's secret before this challenge happends.
Diluc: I see, not a lot of us has known his secret past. I really do appreciate your cooperation.
Daisy: You're welcome.
"Daisy's account was added to truth darts"
Doppio and Diluc saw David (CC) comforting Damian from what he saw from the crime scene
Damian Desmond: I still can't believe what I just saw.
David (CC): Look, I know witnessing a dead body must be horrifying to you, I'll promise you that the "darkened" will be found and avenge him.
Damien Desmond: You're right, the "darkened" has no chance to escape when confronted in a trial.
Doppio: Hey you two, what are you up to?
David (CC): We're just chatting about the situation. Do you need my help on anything?
Diluc: Yes, did you get any information during the investigation?
David (CC): Well, I do find odd where the murder takes place before night-time. According to one of the rules, night-time hours are between 10 PM and 6 AM along with the closing of the dining room and the meeting room. I didn't also forget that the water was turned off during that time. I kinda find it hard to believe the "darkened" managed to set up a crime scene in such a short amount of time.
Doppio: You may have a point.
"Night-time rules was added to truth darts"
Donald: What about being unable to use his own stand to defend himself?
Doppio: I mean, when the stand users tried to use their stands, but it cannot use it
Diluc: If I understood correctly, Monodhia had disabled supernatural abilities in order to have a fair advantage for the "darkened"
Donald: Even if Monodhia didn't disable them, Diavolo could have killed the "darkened" instead
Doppio: Boss maybe mafioso, but he wouldn't kill any of his allies in the competition
Diluc: Do you remember his outburst when the first motive was announced?
*Flashback*
Doppio: Wait, what about Diavolo?
The contestants stared at Diavolo
Daniel J. D'Arby: Come to think of it, he hasn't moved an inch since he opened the motive.
Deadpool: Hey Diavolo! Look at me!
Deadpool weaves his hand to him
Deadpool: How many fingers did you see?
Diavolo was in shock in a frozen state, then he starts to aggressively tries to attack Monodhia but he hold back by the rest of contestants
Diavolo: TI UCCIDO IN NOME DELLA PASSIONE!! (I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN THE NAME OF PASSIONE!!)
Doppio: Boss! Please calm down!
Diluc: I wouldn't do this act if I were you.
Dio: Do you really want a death wish by that deer's hands badly?!
Demoman: Snap out of it, lad!
The flashback ends
Doppio: Oh yeah, Monodhia made Boss furious for showing the motive.
Dedede: Tell me about it, I'll be a goner if I were Monodhia's shoes
Dori: From his behavior, it may have red flags that should have been noticed sooner.
"Restrictions on stands was added to truth darts"
"Diavolo's triggered behavior was added to truth darts"
Doppio: I think the storage room has some clues relates to the case
Diluc: Let's go in there and make sure that we don't leave any evidence behind.
Doppio and Diluc go to the department storage room and find Daddy Dearest, Deimos, Demoman and Deadpool.
Demoman: Oy, check this evidence out!
Doppio: What is it?
Deimos: Me and Demoman found a bucket of red paint with an opened lid.
Diluc: Hold on, do you believe the "darkened" used paint to falsely believe the blood came from Diavolo's.
Demoman: Not only that, the other paint buckets are used as well.
Doppio: Let's add it to the list of evidence
"Used paint buckets was added to truth darts"
Deadpool: Doppio, I checked the boxes with Dearest and found out that the "darkened" took some cleaning supplies
Doppio: How much did the "darkened" take?
Deadpool: I have no idea what exact number, but they used cleaning cloth, wet wipes, odder spray and others.
Daddy: You may also check the list of articles from what the "darkened" used
Diluc: I do have a list, let's check it one more time
Diluc rereads the list of articles.
Diluc: As I suspected, someone took the cleaning supplies.
Deadpool: The "darkened" had their own way to clean off blood on their bodies.
Doppio: It does seem to be legit evidence.
"Taken cleaning supplies was added to truth darts"
*DING DONG, BING BONG*
Monodhia: Times up! Cease your conducting investigation and allow to properly locate the proceeding area. Go to the door with red marking on it between the department area and your dormitory rooms, it's the room with question mark on the map. Come on, once you enter the room, go to the elevator and let the real dazzling amusement begin. Duhuhuhu, I'll see you then, Toodles!
Diluc: Our time of our investigation is over, let's head to that door with a red mark.
Doppio: Alright, we need to gather all the remaining survivors
The surviving contestants goes to the red marked door and to their surprise, it's open
Donkey Kong: The door is now unlocked, we can go inside
Dedede: Well, what are we waiting for, let's go!
The contestants entered the mysterious room and finds the elevator, before they can get in, Monodhia pops out
Monodhia: Hello contestants, did you have fun investigating? Anyways, by taking this elevator, it will lead you to the trial room. What are you waiting for? Step right up and we're going to have a blast in there!
Monodhia disappears yet again
Daddy: Guess, we have no choice.
David (CC): No matter how dire and vile it may be, we have to avenge him.
Doppio: We're doing this for his justice.
Donald: Let's do this!
The contestants entered the antique elevator as the door was open, then it closed as they went below while the sounds of crackling can be heard. After the elevator reached the destination, the contestants arrived at the trial room.
Doppio: This is what the trial room looks like, it looks natural to me.
Deadpool: Yep! This is what I imagine the trial rooms from Danganronpa look like, sixteen podiums and a crossed out portrait of the victim.
Then Monodhia pops up
Monodhia: Welcome to the trial room!
Demoman: It really doesn't look like an actual trial, but it's worth a shot
Monodhia: Now, please go to the podium with your on it and enjoy the ride, let the group trial begin! Duhuhuhu! This is going to be so much fun!
A short flashback to the corpse of Diavolo
Doppio: Diavolo, "The Ultimate Boss", being a former boss of Passione, I've known him for a while and is now dead.
Then the images shifted into trail shards, it shows contestants on a shard frame, but only Diavolo was filtered in red as it marks him as deceased.
Doppio: Is the murderer really among us? In that case, I felt disbelief despite being like this and yet, we need to find the "darkened" and to avenge Boss by finding the truth.
As he spoke his words, the tensions are rising and so the first group trial has begun
To be continued...
Chapter 25: Danganronpa: Despairing Destruction D - Chapter 1.3: Depended on Dynamical Divisibility (Trial)
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The surviving contestants arrived in the trial room trying to figure out who took out the life of Diavolo, Ultimate Boss.
TRUTH DARTS:
MONODHIA FILE #1
The victim is Diavolo. The estimated time of death was around 9:50 PM. The victim’s body was discovered in the disposal room. Cause of death was blunt force trauma to the head. The other injury found is a stab wound to the abdomen.
DIAVOLO'S HEAD WOUND
Diavolo's head wound seemed to have bled out from the back of his skull.
DIAVOLO'S STAB WOUND
Diavolo's stab wound was spotted on his abdomen
THE KNIFE
A knife was plunged into Diavolo's abdomen, it looked bloody on close inspection.
THE LETTER
A crumbled letter was found on one of the Diavolo's pockets, The following message written on the letter note said "Meet me at 9:30 PM, I wanted to discuss it, but I'm not going to tell you what it is, please come to the department storage room and make sure the others aren't coming". The strange detail about the letter was there's no sender's name on it.
DIAVOLO'S LAYING STATE
The way he laid as he died, it may seem it was killed in the disposal room, but it arouses some questions.
BLOODY CROWBAR
A crowbar was found in the disposal room, half of it was covered in blood, most likely came from Diavolo's. I can't be sure whenever it confirms or not to be a main murder weapon.
BURNED CLOTH
A burned cloth was found inside of the incinerator, it may have blood, but most of it was burned. It was founded by Donkey Kong.
D'ARBY'S ACCOUNT
Daniel J. D'Arby claims that he didn't see Diavolo after 9 PM, though he believed Diavolo went to his dormitory room early. He did also say that he and Dio were in Dio's room as they discussed the challenge's state when the murder happened, not only that, he did say half of the contestants went to the dining area.
MOTIVE
Dio believes Diavolo and the "darkened" were affected by the motives which were presented by Monodhia along with the threat. The motive itself has something to do with the described secrets on the drawings.
DIO'S THEORY
Dio believes Diavolo and the "darkened" had confronted each other over a motive. Either the "darkened" was concerned Diavolo's intentions when he realizes what the drawings suppose to represent and decided to take him down after learning his dark secret or Diavolo finds the "darkened" doing suspicious activities after what he learned from depictions of that drawing and tried to takes out their life, but gets backfired when "darkened" struck him back.
DAISY'S ACCOUNT
Daisy claims to have been to the dining area with Dori, Damian, Dedede, Donkey Kong, David and Donald when the murder took place. She said that they were discussing the motive. She also claims Diavolo did share a secret to herself, Doppio, Daiya before the challenge took place. Due Daiya's not present in the challenge which leaves two people only knowing his secret.
NIGHT-TIME RULES
The murder most likely happened ten minutes before night-time which is stated that the night-time hours ranged from 10 PM to 6 AM. The doors to the dining area and the meeting room are looked at, the water is turned off at that time.
RESTRICTIONS ON STANDS
The contestants who possessed stands are restricted by Monodhia for some reason.
DIAVOLO'S TRIGGERED BEHAVIOR
The contestants witnessed Diavolo's outburst over Monodhia's threat on the motive
USED PAINT BUCKETS
A few buckets are found in the department storage room, the paint buckets' lid are seemed to be opened
TAKEN CLEANING SUPPLIES
Some cleaning supplies are taken from one of the boxes on the shelves. According to the list of articles, it had a record number for each item, that includes cleaning cloth, wet wipes, odder spray and other items claimed to have been used.
GROUP TRIAL: ALL RISE!
The podiums are arranged in alphabetical order, some of them had crates for the short contestants to stand on, only Diavolo's portrait was crossed out.
Monodhia: Now then, let’s begin with a basic explanation of the group trial! During the trial, you’ll present your arguments for who the culprit is, and vote for "whodunnit". If you vote correctly, then only the darkened will receive dreadful punishment. But if you pick the wrong one… I’ll dreadfully punish everyone besides the darkened, and that contestant will get an immunity! Now with that said, let's get this trial running!
Doppio: Are you sure the "darkened" is actually one of us?
Monodhia: Definitely!
Doppio: That confirms it, one of us did murder Diavolo
Damian: I have never been to this room before
Dedede: Even though this isn't my first time being here, is this find to be out of the ordinary.
Dori: Before we begin the trial, I wanted to point out something
Monodhia: Sure, go ahead.
Dori: Can you explain why there's a portrait of Diavolo?
Monodhia: It's simple! Everyone needs to be present, including the ones who have died! And besides, we can't have a corpse to add to the stench, that's not good for the respiratory systems. So, the portrait represents his place, we don't want anyone to miss the trial, don't you?
Deimos: Ok, that's an odd way to answer it, then what are we doing now?
Monodhia: Discuss about the murder of course!
Daisy: Where should we start?
Diluc: Let's start off with the basics.
Doppio: Sounds a good way to start a debate
Donald: Time to figure out who killed Diavolo!
NONSTOP DEBATE
Damian Desmond: We all know Diavolo died in the dispose room…
Dio: Next to the incinerator off course.
Donkey Kong: Along with couple of weapons used
Donald: Then he was {stabbed to death} in there!
Demoman: The murder also smashed his skull into the wall to mix up the cause of death, just like that!
Diluc: That doesn't seem right, you should listen to the conversation to point out the suspicious paragraph of words.
Doppio: (He's right, that doesn't catch up to the right details, let's try it again.)
Donald: Then he was {stabbed to death} in there!
MONODHIA FILE #1
Doppio: No, that's wrong!
BREAK
Doppio: Donald, I don't think Boss died due to a deep stab wound.
Donald: Then why is that?
Doppio: If you had taken a close look at the Monodhia File, it says his cause of death was blunt force trauma, not stabbed to death.
Donald: Ops, you're right, I should have read the Monodhia File carefully, but he does have other injury besides his head wound
Doppio: (What does Donald refer to?)
DIAVOLO'S STAB WOUND
Doppio: You're referring to his stab wound?
Donald: Yep, I haven't gotten to see his full body because the others are in the way. I couldn't see the blood coming out from his skull.
Daisy: The wound was right there in his abdomen!
Demoman: Yes! The killer did it like this!
Demoman takes out a knife of his own and tries to throw it
Contestants: DEMOMAN!
Doppio: Are you trying to do a Heavy is Dead reference?
Demoman: Yeah, that was a joke. *burps*
Daddy: When you look at it very closely, it looks plunged deep enough to get blood losing and it may be extremely gory to the others.
Doppio: Good point.
Donkey Kong: His head was also bleeding! It's from the back of his poor, poor skull.
David (CC): I get sick just by looking at it.
Damian: Well, there's a knife in his abdomen.
Deadpool: The main question is…who was the murder weapon?
Diluc: Sounds an important question? Let's discuss it next.
NONSTOP DEBATE
Daisy: So, what's the murder weapon was used to kill Diavolo?
Deimos: May it's {the knife's handle}?
Dio: I don't believe the "darkened" is foolish enough to use the same weapon to cause a stab wound.
Dedede: Maybe it's {the crowbar}, the murder obviously used it in the crime scene.
Dori: Hmm… you may have a point there.
Daddy: Guess that conforms to it.
Doppio: (Something has to be wrong in the statement, I need to listen again in order pointing out the mistake)
Dedede: Maybe it's {the crowbar}, the murder obviously used it in the crime scene.
BLOODY CROWBAR
Doppio: No, that's wrong!
BREAK
Doppio: Dedede, I don't think the crowbar was the murder weapon
Dedede: What makes you say that?
Doppio: The crowbar may have been found in the crime scene, but if it was used as murder weapon, the victim must be whacked enough in order to be killed by the killer.
Demoman: If that's the case, then Gordon Freeman must be the killer!
Diluc: I don't believe he's a participant in this trial.
Deimos: You could just say the killer acted like him.
Daisy: Wait a minute... Do you guys remember that time we broke into the museum to seal the diamond? Darkness tried to take out a crowbar herself to smash the door down, but then she got attacked by headcrabs that appeared all of a sudden.
Donald: That looks like a good point. Though there is one problem. She's already eliminated, so it can't be her.
Dori: Maybe it could be one of you veterans since you were along with Darkness and had experience with it.
Donkey Kong: It may be a possibility, but we don't know for certain if the killer was a veteran or a newbie.
Deadpool: Back to the current question, is the crowbar really a murder weapon?
Doppio: I have a proof that crowbar is-
Demoman: Not so fast, lad!
INTERJECTION
Doppio: Huh?
Demoman: I just realized something. If you think that a crowbar wasn't used to kill Diavolo, then explain why it was at the crime scene?
Doppio: If you let me explain-
Demoman: Explain what? You're about to get us bloody killed for something stupid!
REBUTTAL SHOWDOWN
Demoman: We found Diavolo's body with his head wacked with a crowbar which is found next to the crime scene.
Doppio: It's true that the crowbar was at the crime scene, I'm pretty sure there are other possibilities other than the crowbar.
Demoman: Then prove me wrong that {bloody crowbar is the murder weapon}!
USED PAINT BUCKETS
Doppio: I'll cut through those words!
BREAK
Doppio: I do have evidence that supports this
Doppio shows a red paint bucket
Demoman: You have to be bloody kidding me, that's just a red bucket!
Damian: What does it have to do with that bucket of paint to prove a crossbar covered in blood isn't a murder weapon?
Doppio: Let me explain why the crowbar isn't the murder weapon. If you take a closer look at the crowbar itself, the killer must have fully dipped only half of it to make it look like an actual murder actually being used in the crime scene.
Demoman: Wait, you're right, it does look dipped in paint.
Donald: What about the paint itself? Where did you guys find that?
Diluc: Couple of us had found a bucket of red paint with an opened lid, I'm believing the "darkened" used paint to cover up other than the crowbar.
Deimos: It was such interesting evidence from what we found and the color of the blood isn't the only used like the ones were opened and possibly knocked over.
Daniel J. D'Arby: If the crowbar was really used in the crime scene, the blood only came on the tip along with a couple of droplets of blood.
Dio: It turns out the crowbar wasn't a murder weapon after all.
Daisy: Hold on, if the paint was used other than to cover up a possible murder weapon, what could have been used on?
Doppio: You have a point, let's discuss next
NONSTOP DEBATE
Damian: Did the murder really use paint other than dipping the crowbar?
Dedede: I don't think so?
Donkey Kong: Maybe the killer wanted to {cover up the massage as he lay dying}?
Daddy: You sure about that one?
Donkey Kong: That's the only thing I can think of when it comes to the killer when they cover up other than dipping the crowbar in paint.
Diluc: Doppio, I believe one of us is up to something.
Doppio: (I think one of them said is true on that statement, let's listen it again)
Donkey Kong: Maybe the killer wanted to {cover up the massage as he lay dying}?
DIAVOLO'S LAYING STATE
Doppio: I agree with that!
CONSENT
Doppio: I know what the killer did to use to cover up other than the crowbar
Dori: Do you have any evidence to state the killer used paint on something else?
Doppio: Yeah, there's a wall being smeared with blood, almost like he's making a message. But I can't really tell what it says as it looks covered it
Damian: Maybe he's trying to write down the killer's name on it as a dying message.
Dori: Or possibly he's waving his arms around and his arms got them on the wall when he died. Hmm… I should have paid more attention to his corpse.
Deadpool: I don't think anyone noticed, but his hands are clean.
Dedede: What makes you say that, Deadpool?
Deadpool: If I compare Diavolo's body to Mahiru's from one of the canon games, they both died from blunt force trauma on the head by the instant.
David (CC): It really happened?
Deadpool: Yep, Diavolo wasn't able to move as he died instantly, the killer wanted to make sure the killer didn't leave a hint.
Diluc: Also there's something else I noticed at the crime scene
Doppio: What are you referring to at Diluc?
Deadpool: Oh, I know what he's referring to Doppio, the blood! Can you guess what's the difference between Diavolo's stab wound and his head wound?
Doppio: (I wonder what's the difference between the both of them?)
> The smell
> The color
> The state of the matter
THE SMELL
Doppio: Is it the smell?
Deadpool: Correct! It is the smell
Donald: Wait, what? How do you determine the smell of the blood?
Dio: Allow me to explain it. As a vampire, I can tell the difference between the realistic blood which is leaked out from Diavolo's abdomen and the blood like paint which is used by the "darkened" on the wall which you mentioned is the smell.
Damien: Can you explain it more?
Dio: Indeed. The paint blood you saw on the wall had a strong order that would cause dizziness, headaches or confusion. The real blood on the other hand had a metallic smell due to the human blood having iron on their bodies. To conclude this question, whether it was real or not, I can confirm the "darkened" did use paint the wall to make it seem he died in here.
Diluc: Not only that, the way he died after the killing blow made me conclude that his death was tampered with.
Demoman: You're saying he didn't die in the disposal room? But the Monodhia File said that he died there!
Diluc: He was found dead in the disposal room, not dead inside of the disposal room.
Doppio: Come to think about it, Monodhia File didn't mention the place of death, maybe there's a possibility that he died in a different room.
Daniel J. D'Arby: He does have a point, from what I saw from his body, it seems if he had been placed there.
Donald: Do you mean he was dragged from a different room where he died into the disposal room?
Deadpool: You got that right, just like Peko dragged Mahiru's body to the wall!
Doppio: That's pretty much what I mean.
Daisy: If Diavolo didn't die in the disposal room, then which room died on?
Doppio: Let's discuss that next
NONSTOP DEBATE
Donkey Kong: What do you think of the room where Diavolo died in there?
Damian: Maybe it's {his room}?
Dedede: How about this, I think Diavolo died inside of {a meeting room}
Demoman: Are you sure about one? *berp*
Dedede: If he died in there, then there has to be some missed potential evidence.
Dori: It is a possibility, have you ever thought {the department storage room} as a candidate for being the death place?
Daddy: You're sure about this one?
Dori: Like I said, it's just a possibility.
Doppio: (One of those statements had a correct correspondent, but which one is it?)
Dori: It is a possibility, have you ever thought {the department storage room} as a candidate for being the death place?
THE LETTER
Doppio: I agree with that!
CONSENT
Doppio: I think I had evidence to answer that question.
Dori: Can you show it?
Doppio shows a letter to everyone
Damian: Where did you find that letter?
Doppio: While Diluc and I were searching around Boss's body, I found a crumpled paper ball revealed to be a letter.
Daisy: So what about the letter? What does it say?
Doppio: It reads "Meet me at 9:30 PM, I wanted to discuss it, but I'm not going to tell you what it is, please come to the department storage room and make sure the others aren't coming". It doesn't say who the sender's name is.
Donald: Obviously Diavolo seemed to be lured... TO MURDER!!! (lightning plays for dramatic effect)
Diluc: Woah, careful, you almost got struck by lightning, Donald!
Donald: Oops, sorry.
Diluc: Now we established that he died in the department storage room, the next debate topic should be why he went there in the first place?
Doppio: Diluc has a point, let's discuss that.
NONSTOP DEBATE
Damian: So, what's the reason why Diavolo went to the storage room in the first place?
Daddy: According to the letter, he met up with soon to be the "darkened" for some discussion.
Deadpool: I sure wonder what they are up to?
Deimos: I'm guessing there's {planning for the upcoming murder} or I don't know.
David (CC): Maybe he went there to talk about {the motive}?
Dedede: Or maybe they're having {a hangout session}?
Daniel J. D'Arby: This just leads nowhere.
Dedede: At least we're trying our best to figure it out, ok?!
Doppio: (One of the statements will link to the one of the evidences)
David (CC): Maybe he went there to talk about {the motive}?
MOTIVE
Doppio: I agree with that!
CONSENT
Doppio: If I remember correctly, the possible reason why Boss went there because of the motive
Demoman: Do you mean described secrets on the drawings?
Doppio: That's what I'm referring to.
Daddy: Is there something else?
Dio: Indeed there is.
Deimos: Really? Tell us
Dio: I'll lead to Doppio to answer it for me, you do have it as a truth dart, right Doppio?
Doppio: (Which one of the pieces of evidence fits the description?)
DIO'S THEORY
Doppio: Dio had made a theory about what Diavolo and the killer did in the moments before he was killed.
*Flashback*
Dio: If I recall the events that took place yesterday, Monodhia revealed the first motive to everyone and to no surprise, all every single one of them are shocked, then Monodhia threatened us if there's no murder in a couple of days.
Diluc: It's because of their secrets being described in drawings, correct?
Dio: Indeed, here's most likely scenarios when both Diavolo and the "darkened" confronted each other, either "darkened" was concerned Diavolo's intentions when he realizes what the drawings suppose to represent and decided to take him down after learning his dark secret or Diavolo finds the "darkened" doing suspicious activities after what he learned from depictions of that drawing and tried to takes out their life, but gets backfired when "darkened" struck him back.
Doppio: What do you believe happened to the boss?
Dio: The scenarios aren't exactly accurate, perhaps we discuss it in a trial when the investigation is over.
*Flashback end*
Doppio: That means the motive where Monodhia showed us all our either embarrassing or vile secrets might have caused the killer to get some ideas. He got into an argument with Diavolo over the past attempted murder prior to the events of-
Deadpool: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure's part five events.
Doppio: -and the former would be caught dead.
Dio: That's true, yet there are two possible scenarios that could have played out regarding how he was killed during the confrontation.
Donald: You just better not beat the true master of this letter, that's for sure.
Drake (off-screen): Oh, I get it. You're joking. Hahahahahahaha!
Drake hears his henchmen laughing off-screen
Drake (off-screen): WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!
Donald: Okay, where did Drake come from?
Demoman: I have no idea.
Monodhia: Drake isn't supposed to appear this, Mister Rainbow guy should have kept those interrupters away from the trial. Speaking of the trial, let's continue the debate.
Doppio: Alright, I might have a piece of evidence that suggests-
Daisy: No!
INTERJECTION
Doppio: Huh?
Daisy: Doppio, you're trying to say that Diavolo tried to kill and attack anyone?!
Doppio: Daisy, we don't know if Boss attacked the killer or not
Daisy: Then prove it in a rebuttal showdown!
REBUTTAL SHOWDOWN
Daisy: Diavolo was the closest to being a leader in the group, he guided us in order to prevent one of us from being killed and you have the guts to say he's eligible to harm!
Doppio: I'm not saying he originally attended to kill anyone, I'm saying maybe he was engaged into a fight
Daisy: Come on Doppio, {there's no way he had intentions to kill}!
DIAVOLO'S TRIGGERED BEHAVIOR
Doppio: Daisy, that piece of evidence will prove why he could attack anyone.
Daisy: Ok, I'm listening.
Doppio: The motive is really impactful as he had a huge outburst after the first motive. He was frozen for a few minutes, but then eventually went absolutely crazy and tried to attack Monodhia. Boss wanted to keep his secret from everyone, but he only told them to those who are trustworthy.
Daddy: Yeah, most of us were really concerned by that time. I thought Monodhia was going to expose our privacy to the public!
Monodhia: That privacy endangerment was only a joke!
Donald: About his episode of furry, it reminded me of my tantrums whenever I go crazy. Maybe one of these guys couldn't stand the massive yelling and screaming!
Damian: I know that, there's one question I would like to ask. Did Diavolo use his stand to defend himself since he's a stand user?
Diluc: Diavolo is in fact a stand user, there's one obstacle that stopped him from using his stand.
Doppio: (Which piece of evidence should I use to answer this question?)
RESTRICTIONS ON STANDS
Doppio: Oh yeah, due to restrictions on stands, he is unable to defend himself from the killer's attacks. And if Monodhia did allow stands, Diavolo would've definitely killed the "darkened"'s on the spot. It's unclear why stands aren't allowed.
Dio: There's a reason why stands aren't allowed in this distinctive building during the killing game because with usage of stand power could be unfair disadvantages for the non-stand users.
Doppio: You made a clear point, Dio.
Deimos: Hold on, even without his stand, he could still fight
Dori: Not to mention, he had a muscular build which he could take down the "darkened". I assume the culprit had quick reflexes.
Diluc: The killer might have some agility skills to fend off from Diavolo, further debate on this matter needed to be addressed
Doppio: If you say so, let's head on.
NONSTOP DEBATE
Donald: What do you think the murderer was doing when he was about to get attacked by Diavolo?
David (CC): Maybe the killer fought back at the murder
Demoman: If they are going to fight him, it must have been into {a fist fight}!
Deadpool: Could have been {throwing objects at each other}?
Dori: That possibility isn't possible.
Dio: The "darkened" must have {grabbed a sharp object} nearby and stabbed him in order to stun him before the killer finishes off with the final blow
Dedede: You sure that's possible?
Diluc: Looks like we have to look through the debate again and point out the evidence that matches the statement
Doppio: (Right, let's listen it again and maybe I can find something to link with)
Dio: The "darkened" must have {grabbed a sharp object} nearby and stabbed him in order to stun him before the killer finishes off with the final blow
KNIFE
Doppio: I agree with that!
CONSENT
Doppio: There's one evidence that the killer grabbed the knife and stabbed him into the-
Deimos: What the hell are you doing?!
INTERJECTION
Doppio: Huh?
Deimos: Didn't we already make that confirmation?
Doppio: Well-
Deimos: You and me, rebuttal time!
REBUTTAL SHOWDOWN
Deimos: We already agreed the killer used the knife to stab Diavolo, but stunning him? He could still have the strength to fight!
Doppio: Without his stand, he couldn't used his own stand and got stabbed as he got stunned in pain for it
Deimos: You sure? Because I think the killer is strong enough to {forcefully grab the head of their victim and push them down to the ground!}
DIAVOLO'S HEAD WOUND
Doppio: I'll cut through those words!
BREAK
Doppio: Deimos, I don't think the killer is strong enough to pin him to the floor and besides, his head injury must have been inflicted at the back of the skull.
Deimos: Then tell me how did he exactly die?
Doppio: I assume he was stabbed as he was stunned in unbearable pain then he was forcefully hit with a hard object as it caused blunt force trauma.
Daddy: That does seem reasonable and I may have something to ask for the "darkened", but I decided to only showcase to them when there's only one possibility left?
Donald: Who could it be?
Diluc: We already discussed his death and where he died, now all we need is alibis in order to clear out the list of suspects
Deadpool: Oh yes, we're getting closer to the "darkened"'s identity, that's what we're talking about!
Doppio: Ok, let's discuss that.
NONSTOP DEBATE
Dori: Does anyone know where they were when the murder happened around that time?
Damian: I was at {the dining area] and I'm not the only one being here
Dedede: Around that time, there are people finishing their food and cleaning up the dishes.
Deadpool: I probably should have done work in the kitchen
Dedede: You did cook breakfast for us
Deadpool: Yeah, I did. I mean, {anyone had to saw him after 9 PM}
Demoman: Probably
Daddy: I'm getting bored of this…
Doppio: (Something isn't right, someone did mention time, I have to listen it again in order to point out with evidence)
Deadpool: Yeah, I did. I mean, {anyone had to saw him after 9 PM}
D'ARBY'S ACCOUNT
Doppio: No, that's wrong!
BREAK
Doppio: According to D'Arby's account, he said…
*Flashback*
Daniel J. D'Arby: Hmm… I haven't seen Diavolo since 9 PM. If you're asking where I was when the murder happened, I was with Lord Dio in his room, where we discussed the current state of the challenge.
Diluc: Anything else?
Daniel J. D'Arby: I do. I thought to myself that Diavolo was resting a bit early in his room. I can tell half of them were in their rooms and the others were in either the dining area or the other rooms that aren't their dorms.
*Flashback end*
Doppio: This means he was with Dio, but he didn't see Diavolo after 9, because that's when the murder was about to happen.
Daisy: Wait, D'Arby, did you just spy on him?
Daniel J. D'Arby: I didn't spy on him, he told me that he's going back to his dorm
Damian: Is it possible for the killer to arrive between 9 PM to 9:30 PM?
Diluc: Let's assume the "darkened" arrived between 9:15 to 9:30 PM in the department storage room
Deimos: That's a fifteen minute difference before the victim arrived.
Demoman: Then what about the list of suspects?
Doppio: D'Arby did say half of us were in the dining area, so we can reduce the list of suspects down to seven.
Daniel J. D'Arby: Do you know what people are in the dining area?
Doppio: (I'm pretty sure I have one of the evidences to answer to that)
DAISY'S ACCOUNT
Doppio: If I remember correctly, Daisy and other six people had their alibis
*Flashback*
Daisy: Alright, While the murder did happen, I was in the dining area with Dori, Damian, Dedede, Donkey Kong, David and Donald. We were chatting and talked about the motive, we guessed which secret belonged to afterwards.
Diluc: Does it have to do with Diavolo's secret?
Daisy: Diavolo did share his past to me, Doppio and Daiya, but Daiya was already eliminated. Only two of us had known Diavolo's secret before this challenge happends.
Diluc: I see, not a lot of us has known his secret past. I really do appreciate your cooperation.
Daisy: You're welcome.
*Flashback end*
Doppio: The people at the dining area are Daisy, Dori, Damian, Dedede, Donkey Kong, David and Donald.
Daddy: And who's that eight person in the dining area?
Demoman: That would be me.
Dio: Are you sure?
Demoman: Certainly I am, I was looking for some drinks to get over it with motive.
Doppio: Speaking of the motive, this also means she was talking to the others about the motive and she already knew about his past prior to this show.
Daisy: Not that it's embarrassing, but you know.
Donkey Kong: I'm glad you were able to find a piece of evidence, Daisy.
Daisy: Thanks. A princess's work is everyone's work.
Diluc: Now we know half of us are cleared, let's go over to the other half.
Deadpool: What about the people who discovered his body and triggered the announcement, are they safe?
Doppio: Hold on, Monodhia
Monodhia: Yes?
Doppio: I have a question?
Monodhia: Go on
Doppio: For those people who find the body, are they safe?
Monodhia: According to the rules, only play when three or more contestants discover a body at their site. If you're asking me a specific question, then those people are innocent.
Daddy: You're saying that rule excludes the murder, correct?
Monodhia: Yep!
Deimos: Then why didn't you write it more accurately?
Monodhia: That's how I am, truthfully an overseer would say.
Dedede: Whatever, then tell us what's the total list of suspects remaining?
Doppio: It confirmed Deadpool, Mr Dearest and myself are innocent, since Dio and D'Arby were in Dio's room the whole time and that's just leaves with Diluc and Deimos.
Diluc: Hm?
Deimos: Woah, woah, woah! Why do you think there's a chance that I'm the killer?
Doppio: Well, you and Diluc didn't have any alibis which is the reason why it is most likely to be in the bottom two.
Diluc: It does make sense though, I do have a question to ask?
Doppio: What is it, Diluc?
Diluc: If the "darkened" doesn't have an alibi yet, then what's the "darkened" intended to do?
Doppio: (He does have a point, I must think harder to come up with an answer)
LOGIC DIVE
Q1: When did the killer arrive?
>Before 9:15-9:30
>9:15-9:30
9:15-9:30
Q2: Could the "darkened" know about Diavolo's secret as well, prior to the episode, according to Daisy's account?
>Yes
>No
>Maybe so
YES
Q3: Was the blood real or fake?
>Real
>Fake (as a way to hide the evidence)
>Probably just a bloodless carnage
FAKE
Doppio: Oh yeah, it's all comin' together.
BREAK
Doppio: I know this is going.
Damian: Did you figure out what the killer intended to do?
Doppio: I'm pretty sure it was someone else who secretly knew about Diavolo's secret the whole time and whoever's the culprit is so quick that he can devise a plan and killing someone at a fast pace, almost like he can just run in, kill someone, Boss that is, and destroy the evidence so that he will get away with it scot-free!
Damian: That sounds like a killer's perfect plan to me!
Deadpool: Yeah, this killer really must be a fast dude.
Donkey Kong: Almost like he's like a cartoon character or something.
Daddy: Have you forgotten something?
Doppio: You think there is?
Daddy: Yes.
Dedede: I mean, we all know what "darkened"'s intentions are, but what could we forget?
Daniel J. D'Arby: I know what he's referring to
Dedede: You do?
Daniel J. D'Arby: What do you think the blood spreads to when someone had inflicted much enough damage to cause to get to-
Daddy: The "darkened" got covered in the victim's blood.
Daniel J. D'Arby: That's what I meant by that.
NONSTOP DEBATE
Demoman: Does anyone know how the killer cleans off his victim's blood?
Daisy: The killer maybe used {something in the storage room} to clean themself?
Damian: Why do you think the killer would use that?
Daisy: They might open and grab to clean, there's no denying it.
Demoman: I know! The murderer took {a quick shower}!
Dori: That would make sense, as for the "darkened", is it enough to do that before night-time?
Doppio: (I have a feeling that one of the statements is wrong, let's listen it again)
Demoman: I know! The murderer took {a quick shower}!
NIGHT-TIME RULES
Doppio: No, that's wrong!
BREAK
Doppio: I don't think the culprit didn't enough time to shower
Demoman: Why is that?
Doppio: Well, the murder most likely happened ten minutes before nighttime. And according to the rules, it was stated the night-time hours ranged from 10 PM to 6 AM. And also, the dining area and the meeting room are closed off and the water is turned off at that time.
David (CC): Yeah, if he had to run into the shower in that short amount of time, then the killer must be a really quick one.
Deimos: And a fast one.
Daniel J. D'Arby: If the murderer did take that route, that normally mean they would leave Diavolo's body behind in the department storage room, since we found his body in a different room, that's not possible
Demoman: Oh, what else?
Daniel J. D'Arby: There might be a problem.
Diluc: He had a point, when they left the storage room, they could have been spotted by anyone in the hallway
Dio: And I doubt the "darkened" is foolish enough to go through while mortals watching their dirty work.
Dori: The "darkened" had to wait for some time to pass in order to safely leave without being spotted
Daniel J. D'Arby: Not only that, there might have been a trail of blood from the department storage room to the disposal room.
Dedede: But I didn't see any blood in the hallway, did you?
Dori: How about we discuss that topic, sounds good, doesn't it?
Doppio: Y-yeah, let's talk about that one.
NONSTOP DEBATE
Donkey Kong: If anyone said there's been a blood trail, then why didn't I see it?
Dedede: That's because it was {invisible}, it's as simple as that.
Diluc: No, there's no such thing as invisible blood.
Dori: Then do you have any better ideas to come up with?
Dedede: How about the killer {licked so much}, it completely came off!
Dio: Do you really think the "darkened" licked the floor like a peasant? That's not accurately possible.
David (CC): Maybe the killer went to the storage room and grabbed {some supplies to clear the evidence}?
Daddy: From where?
David (CC): *sigh* Nevermind then.
Doppio (There must be something corresponds to that one of the statement, let's listen it again)
David (CC): Maybe the killer went to the storage room and grabbed {some supplies to clear the evidence}?
TAKEN CLEANING SUPPLIES
Doppio: I agree with that!
CONSENT
Doppio: I think the culprit used something to clear the blood
Damian: What could it be?
Doppio: Apparently, there are cleaning supplies used here. I don't know the exact number of how much the "darkened" took, but they used cleaning cloth, wet wipes, odder spray and others. And thanks to Diluc, he said someone took the cleaning supplies away in order to clean the blood away. It was such legit evidence all right in order to hide the evidence.
Diluc: I do have a list of articles to look at
Diluc shows the list of articles to everyone
Dedede: Woah! They really took some of them.
Deimos: Oh, this killer is really good!
Donald: Okay, this is gonna be a tough one.
Daddy: Now we're getting close to figure it out the "darkened"'s identity
Deadpool: Ohhh, we're getting closer to figuring it out.
Diluc: Everything is much done at this point, two suspects remain and one of them is the true "darkened"
Demoman: Are you the killer, Diluc?
David (CC): What are you saying?
Deimos: Oh, he's saying the killer seems legit, right?
Daddy: You sure?
Daisy: If he's the killer then-
Deadpool: I've got to stop you there! You think Diluc is the "darkened"?
Donald: Maybe
Dori: If we vote for him, it's going to be 50% to our survival except the "darkened" obviously.
Donkey Kong: If you think about it, he does seem suspicious
Dio: You think so? Do you want to have a death wish with that decision?
Damian: Nobody wants to die in there, but he's the only one who could have done it!
Doppio: Oh boy, everyone is going to split into two groups!
Monodhia: You definitely said the dazzling word!
Doppio: What do you mean… dazzling word?
Monodhia: Since you're divided, I'll put you into two teams to determine which side can nominate in order to settle this and I have something special to present to you!
Deadpool: What could it be?
Monodhia: I'm going to you all to the morphenomenal trial grounds!
Doppio: (If we're going to do to scrum debate, then we have no choice)
Monodhia: Oh, this is gonna be good.
SPLIT OPINION
DILUC IS THE CULPRIT!
Demoman
Deimos
Donald
Donkey Kong
Daisy
Damian
Dori
Dedede
DILUC IS INNOCENT!
Doppio
Diluc
Deadpool
Daddy Dearest
Dio
D'Arby
David
DEBATE SCRUM START
Demoman: He doesn't have an {alibi}, if he doesn't have an alibi, then he must be the killer!
Daniel J. D'Arby: He isn't the only without an {alibi}, you know.
Deimos: Did he {write} that letter and send it to the victim?
Daddy: Anyone can {write} that letter, just anyone.
Damian: He must have {struck} him with that crowbar.
Diluc: We already discussed that a crowbar wasn't used to {struck} the victim.
Donald: Diavolo must have been affected by the {motive}!
Deadpool: Look, anyone can be affected with the {motive} and he isn't the only one.
Daisy: Deimos doesn't know about the {secret} about Diavolo.
David (CC): Well, anyone could figure it his {secret} when he saw the motive in front of his own eyes.
Donkey Kong: He must be {strong} enough to take him down and kill him at the spot.
Doppio: Not everyone has to be {strong} in order to kill him.
Dori: I assume he {entered} the department storage room and waited for his victim to arrive.
Dio: It could be anyone who {entered} it around that time.
Dedede: Look, Diluc must be a {culprit}, end of the line!
Doppio: There is another possibility where the {culprit} must be someone else.
CROUCH BIND
DILUC IS INNOCENT
Doppio, David, Deadpool, Dio, D'Arby, Diluc and Daddy: THIS IS OUR ANSWER!
BREAK
David (CC): I knew he wouldn't do such a thing!
Diluc: I'm glad to have a sigh of relief.
Donkey Kong: Well, we still don't know if he's the killer or not.
Daniel J. D'Arby: We already went through this and he's already cleared out the list of suspects.
Dedede: If Diluc is not the suspect, then that means-
Demoman: Don't tell me!
Daniel J. D'Arby: The only a single possibility remaining and we might know who it is
Doppio: (The only possible suspect left who could have killed the Boss is…)
SELECT SOMEONE
Deimos
Doppio: Is it Doppio?
Deimos: What the hell was that, Doppio?!
Doppio: Without all of the people, with your agile speed and floatable hands, you're the only one who could have done it.
Deimos: Really? How's my speed gonna prove I'm the killer?
Diluc: From how you dragged the corpse to cover up the true location where the victim died and attempted to clear out any leading evidence against you, it's obvious that you're most likely the murderer.
Deimos: Aw come on! Do you believe in any of this?!
Dio: Oh, do you have any defensive claims?
Deimos: I do and I'm going to proof that I'm not a freaking killer
Daddy: Then can you explain this?
Daddy Dearest shows a bloody broken brick piece to everyone as they gasp.
Dedede: Is t-that the t-true murder weapon?!
Daisy: The murder weapon wasn't a crowbar after all, it's the brick!
Daddy: This is a question for him, did you kill Diavolo with this weapon?
Deimos: I-I...
Diluc: Mr Dearest, where did you find this?
Deimos: …
Daddy: I searched deeper in the storage room and found a broken part with the victim's blood on it.
Deimos: …
Deadpool: Deimos is pretty much screwed here
Deimos: I'm not done yet, because I've still got defense on me.
Dedede: Looks like he isn't giving up
Doppio: If you're not admitting, then I'm going to prove to you that you killed Boss.
Deimos: Bring it on!
ARGUMENT ARMAMENT START
Deimos:
It wasn't me!
You've got the wrong guy!
Really, man?!
ADVANCE
I'm not the killer dammit!
I may have killed enemies before, but no, I didn't kill him!
Just like I said, it wasn't me for f*** sake!
ADVANCE
It's not me, dumbass!
I'm not falling for that!
The killer must be someone else, not me!
You're being a fool here!
FINAL BLOW
Tell me Doppio, what made me plan to kill Diavolo in the first place?
YOU FIGURE
IT OUT
HIS
SECRET
BREAK
Doppio: Deimos must have known Boss's secret which made him come up with a murder plan in the first place and yet, he left some evidence behind.
Deadpool: He really pretty much screwed now, but are you really sure Deimos is the murderer?
Deimos: Yeah! Do you really have any proof that I actually killed him?!
Diluc: Doppio, one more debate and we can confirm his actions linked to be the killer
Doppio: Alright, let's do this
NONSTOP DEBATE
Damian: Are you really sure he's the killer?
Deimos: You guys may have believed that I wrote the letter to him, lured to the storage room and killed him at the spot and dumped his body next to the incinerator, but can really anyone explain how I cleaned the blood off of myself?
Dedede: Well it's-
Deimos: You don't!
Dio: Do we really have a proof to answer that question?
Demoman: If {there's no evidence}, then he's safe?
Deimos: Gotha!
Doppio: (There's has to be a piece of evidence to proof he's the culprit)
Demoman: If {there's no evidence}, then he's safe?
BURNED CLOTH
Doppio: No, you're wrong!
BREAK
Doppio: There is one piece of evidence to prove this!
Doppio shows a burned cloth to everyone
Deimos: Huh?! Where did you-?!
Daisy: What's this?
Doppio: This is a burned piece of cloth. Donkey Kong has found it inside of the incinerator, it survived somehow.
Donkey Kong: Yeah, it turns out that it had blood on it.
Doppio: While it mostly got burned off, there certainly had wiped blood on it. Have a look.
Then a piece of burned cloth was passed to the other to see it
Damian: Now way! It's r-real!
Dori: Oh my
Daddy: There is no denying it whatsoever
David (CC): Is Deimos really… the killer in this case?
Deimos: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-!
Diluc: Doppio, it's now the appropriate time to end this group trial once for all.
Doppio: Alright, let's repeat the case one more time.
CLOSING ARGUMENT
ACT 1
Doppio: It all began yesterday when Monodhia decided to reveal the motive since there's no murder, the movie is about our secrets described in the drawings, but Monodhia decides to mix things up by shifting them one by one. When we open our motive folders, we're confused at first, then we realize what they really are. The people who are most likely to get affected are the victim and the "darkened", soon, the victim was so outraged over the motive because of his past history was in risk, so he attempted to attack Monodhia when he heard the deadline, lucky for us, we managed to hold him back until he calmed down. As for the "darkened", they had his secret and decided to make a murder plan.
ACT 2
Doppio: After the motive was announced and hours had passed, the "darkened" wrote the letter and placed it on their victim's doorstep. Diavolo decides to go on his way to his dormitory room after 9 PM which is last seen by D'Arby. When he was about enter his room, he notices a letter delivered to his doorstep, then he picks up the letter and reads the message that told him to go to the department storage room for the discussion, as he had done reading it, he decides to go there around the estimated time around 9:30 PM.
ACT 3
Doppio: When he entered the department storage room, he was met with "darkened". Diavolo calmly questions the "darkened" why he was brought here, then the "darkened" decided to confront him by showing the motive to him claiming that he had his secret and found out about it, then he threatened to expose him in front of everyone if he didn't answering why did he do this to her own daughter. Diavolo's secret was quite dark and only thought to be three people knows his secret which is me, Daisy and the "darkened", in the actuality, it turns out Deadpool knows his secret well thanks to his fourth wall breakings. As Diavolo has heard the threats, he didn't respond well, so he decided to attack the "darkened", but the "darkened" grabbed nearby sharp object which is the knife and plunged into the victim's abdomen as self defense, Diavolo could just used his stand to defend himself from the knife attack, due to the restriction applied by Monodhia, he can't use it in this case. After the victim was stabbed, the "darkened" grabbed a hard object, this time the true murder weapon, was forcefully smashed right into the victim's skull and later, he died on impact.
ACT 4
Doppio: After the "darkened" finished him, he takes a look at himself and he was covered in victim's blood as he realized that it was 9:50 PM which were Dio and D'Arby was in Dio's room and the half contestants in the dining area at that time. The "darkened" had two options, either leave the victim in the storage room and risk racing into go to shower to wash of the blood, then go back to his room or he had to wait for everyone else go to their dorm rooms, then he decided to dragged their victim's corpse into the dispose room and place it onto a wall which explains the smearing blood on the wall which the "darkened" did. Now all need for the "darkened" to do is to cover up the crime scene, they start of with the crowbar and though of an idea, they decided to get a paint bucket from the storage room which matched the color of the victim's blood and dip it the crowbar to make it seem that it was used to struck the victim down, not only that he also used to paint on the wall to make it seem it looked if he had died in there since there's isn't much blood coming out of his skull. Next they decided to clean off the blood on the floor on a single floor except for the disposal room, they grabbed some cleaning supplies to do the job. After they finished painted over the floor, for the last thing to do which is to clean themself by using the remaining cleaning supplies which are the wet wipes and the cleaning cloth since the water was turned off due the night-time rules, now for the final touch, he decides to throw all the cleaning supplies that was used to clean off the blood of themself into the incinerator in order to get rid of the evidence, but not all of it was completely destroyed however, a piece of burned cloth managed to survive which lead to the mistake made by the "darkened". Then he rushed off to his dorm as quickly as possible.
ACT 5
Doppio: After the body announcement, mostly everyone including the "darkened" saw me when I fainted from the crime scene and their reaction was shocking, but into the mind of the "darkened" as they thought their murder plan worked as it expected. The only one who murdered the Boss was you, isn't that right… Deimos?
COMPLETE
Doppio: What have you said to yourself after you killed Boss, huh?!
Deimos: I...I...I... *sigh* Fine, I actually killed him.
Diluc: That confirms it, Deimos confessed to be darkened.
Deadpool: What a shocker, but why did you kill Diavolo?!
Deimos: Look, this is not what you think guys, just vote for me. I'll explain why I killed him.
Monodhia: Oh, are you done? In that case, we can end this trial now! It's time to vote who is the "darkened"! Cast your vote for who you think is the culprit of this and make sure, not think twice, not thrice, not quadruple, but quintuple sure mark it as a count! You really don't want to die for not taking a part of it!
Doppio: Here goes nothing!
Monodhia: Who will be chosen as the darkened?! Will you make the right decision or the dreadfully wrong one?! What’s it gonna be?! What’s it gonna beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?!
VOTING TIME
The wheel of contestants was spun and it landed on Deimos which it turns out to be a correct decision.
GROUP TRIAL ENDED
Monodhia: Congratulations! You all voted correctly! The darkened who killed Diavolo, The Ultimate Boss was none other than Deimos, The Ultimate Technician!
Donkey Kong: You killed Diavolo!
Dedede: Well, well, well, you thought that you could get away from that circumstance.
David (CC): Deimos, I can't believe you killed Diavolo over his secret, why did you do it?
Deimos: Guys, hold your horses! Like I said, I'm going to explain what happened.
*Flashback*
Diavolo opens the door to the department storage room and meet up with Deimos
Diavolo: You called me here?
Deimos: Yes, I wanted to discuss with something about the motive
Diavolo: Oh, if you wanted to talk about this, then do you have any questions regarding the motive?
Deimos: Well…
18 minutes later
Diavolo: That's all I can say about my secret.
Deimos: Oh really?
Diavolo: Yes, I need to go back to my room, it's almost night-time and-
Deimos: Not so fast, Diavolo.
Diavolo: Huh?
Deimos: You really think this is done, attempted filicide. I get it you have done this for the sake of the identity, but that one is messed up, man. What were you thinking?!
Diavolo: Look, I regret it for what I did. It doesn't involve you.
Deimos: Hey, I still have your secret on my damn hand.
Diavolo: Then what are you going to do about it?
Deimos: I'm going to share it in front of everyone if you don't comply with my terms.
Diavolo: What?!
Deimos: Just like what I said, I'm going to share it with everyone if you don't comply with my terms.
Diavolo: You better return that secret to me, right now!
Deimos: You wanted this so badly, then chase me and kill me then!
Diavolo: Grrr!
Diavolo ran toward to Deimos as he was aiming for a beat down, as he charged towards to him, it gets stabbed by him
Diavolo: Gaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Diavolo still have energy to run until
Deimos: Take this!
Deimos forcefully smashes a brick onto Diavolo's head as he drops dead instantly.
Deimos: Wait a minute
Deimos looks at Diavolo's corpse as the blood came out fresh
Deimos: Oh...f***.
*Flashback end*
Deimos: That's pretty much what happened. I just thought his secret was disturbing, so I had to kill him on the spot.
Dori: Though you did murdered him, you didn't manage to get away with it.
Diluc: Which leaves to the execution, am I correct?
Deimos: I guess so, I thought I was getting a quick immunity on this challenge as you guys didn't suspect a thing.
Damian Desmond: Now you don't get one because you killed someone over a drawing and I thought I was kidding about it
Monodhia: Well that sucks for him! Anyways, I'll let Deimos have some final moments with you guys before I dreadfully execute him.
Deimos: Damn, I almost forgot that part. *sigh* Before I die by that deer's hands, I just want to say sorry about the murder that took place, I did this in self defense.
Daisy: Look, I know you're upset from learning the information about Diavolo's past, but people can change. You don't have to go way too seriously and kill him on the spot.
Daddy: You really lost the challenge, there's nothing you can do about it.
Doppio: Deimos, I don't hate you for doing this. You didn't do this on purpose, so I can forgive you for that.
Deimos: I pretty much appreciated, thanks for that Doppio, you did solve that mystery for the sake of everyone who is still alive.
Monodhia: Alright, everything is set up now. Anyways, I’ve prepared a very special dreadful punishment for Deimos, the Ultimate Technician!
Demoman: You're going to die in any minute now, we might miss ya Deimos.
Monodhia: Let’s give it everything we’ve got! It’s dreadful punishment time!
Deimos: Guess I don't have any time left, good luck everyone to the challenge, mates.
Monodhia pulls out a gavel and whacks it onto the red button
Then the next scene turns into a pixelated digital screen with the text "GAME OVER" for the top and "DEIMOS HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY. TIME FOR DREADFUL PUNISHMENT!" while Deimos is being dragged by Monodhia, then it fades out.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twYNehfMF0E)
The surviving contestants looked at Deimos with the look of anxious, disappointment and serious expressions, then a collar chain was attached to Deimos's neck and was forcefully dragged to a room with a gray wall and a table with a bomb on it. As he was released from the collar chain, he was looking at the bomb. The bomb placed at the table wasn't just an ordinary bomb, it's a complex one. As the door was opened up, Monodhia, dressed in browncoat, walked into the room and gave Deimos instructions on how to defuse a bomb, then he left the room.
Nevada's Defuse-A-Ton Crisis
Ultimate Technician Deimos' Execution: Executed.
As the timer started indicating a minute, Deimos immediately opens the instruction book and looks at the beginning of the page, then checks on the bomb itself and starts to press switches and carefully cutting out wires. As he was busy with defusing the bomb while flipping the pages, an agent grunt with a mask of Monodhia came out and started firing a shot at Deimos' shoulder. Deimos takes a break from defusing the bomb and starts to engage into a combat and easily takes out. As he goes back to defusing, the remaining timer is now indicating forty seconds left, then two more agent grunt came into the room with their firearms drawn as the shots rang out, then Deimos fires back at the enemy grunts. As every second passed more grunts came in, he was getting more gunshot wounds from the enemy grunts as it reached one second before the bomb exploded. With his last remaining effort, he was about to cut out the last wire as he was almost finished defusing the bomb and…
KABOOM!
The bomb exploded in front of his face, the room was covered in blood and fragments of the table. The surviving contestants watched from the monitor screen and their reactions were shocking to witness.
Monodhia: DREEEEEAAAAAADFUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY DAMING DELIGHTFULLY DAZZLING!!! What do you think?
The contestants was silent for a moment until one of them spoke
Deadpool: The execution looks cool, it has a reference to Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes and the Madness Combat scene. I say it's a fair count
Damian Desmond: I-I-I...
Donald: QUACK!
Daisy: AHHHHH!!!
Daddy: This isn't new to me
Daniel J. D'Arby: So this what happens when someone breaks the rules, makes sense.
Dio: From what I saw it is normally based on what the ultimate talent was given, marvelously creative of you, Monodhia.
Dedede: I knew this was going to happen!
David (CC): As much as I hate to see this execution, I'm going to faint, huuuuuuhhhh…
David (CC) faints on the ground
Donkey Kong: I'm going to carry him out of the trail room, yet I'm quite shocked from what I saw.
Demoman: I just saw him getting bloody exploded in front of us!
Dori: I'm gonna be scared of this.
Doppio: I...I can't believe it! I-!
Diluc puts his hand on Doppio's shoulder
Diluc: It's alright, we at least survived this round.
Monodhia: Welp, my job is done for the day, I'm pretty sure most of you will live from that!
Donald: Are you satisfied now?! Two of us are gone thanks to you! Is the challenge over yet?!
Monodhia: Nah! You still got more to go and I wonder who will kill next? Duhuhuhu! Toddles!
Monodhia disappears again
Doppio: …
Diluc: Do you require my assistance?
Doppio: ...I do, I just want to go to my room for the rest of the day.
Diluc: I understood, grab my hand and I'll aide you to get to your room
Doppio grabs Diluc hand
Dio: Do you really believe this challenge is really over? Just because we managed to complete a single trial, that doesn't mean we celebrate right away, Monodhia has tricks left in his sleeve. I say we take fair warning for next time.
Deadpool: I can tell that Dio, Chapter 1 is getting close to the end and since the trial is over, let's head back to the elevator and continue the rest of the day.
The contestants go into the elevator as they leave the trail room. When they reached the first floor, they left the room where the trial elevator was located, Diluc guided him to his room, Doppio thanked him after that as he was going to stay there for the rest of the day.
Surviving Contestants - 14
Survived: Daddy Dearest, Daisy, Damian, Daniel J. D'Arby, David, Deadpool, Dedede, Demoman, Diluc, Dio, Donald, Donkey Kong, Doppio, and Dori
Killed: Diavolo and Deimos
To be continued...
Notes:
By the way, I was originally cut the whole thing short as BC01 said doing this whole thing is such a huge chore and have Alexander Alligator kill everyone except the remaining one. But BC01 said it didn't happen, so I deleted that and decided to move forward with the 18 chapters. At least there are only 14 left and then the show will continue properly. And besides, Alexander would probably be sent back to cheat jail for that anyway. Anyways, see you on Episode 17.5!
Chapter 26: Danganronpa: Despairing Destruction D - Chapter 2: Desired Misfortunes (Daily Life)
Chapter Text
QSB: Welcome back to Alphabet Character Elimination. Since Team Quickers lost, let's go to the elimination center.
T-Rex: (ROAR!)
QSB: What the...? What the hell?! OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! WAIT, IS THAT A DINOSAUR?! (screams and runs away)
DAY 5
*DING DONG, BING BONG!*
Monodhia: Good morning everyone! It's now 6 AM as the night-time hours are officially done! Time to rise up for a delightful day!
Doppio wakes up and gets up from his bed, he had sleep bags under his eyes, he had a hard time sleeping after two of his fellow friends had died yesterday, he still couldn't imagine what he had seen from the trial.
Doppio: (I...I-I don't know what to do with myself…the things that I saw, I can't unsee from the trial...the execution.)
As Doppio is still shaken up, someone knocks at his door. Doppio decides to open up and reveals to be Daddy Dearest.
Doppio: …Mr Dearest, what are you doing here?
Daddy: I just wanted to let you know that you did a great job on the trial. If my daughter was a victim in the first case, I'll avenge it with my urge of determination in order to get justice. Sorry about the loss, Doppio, none of us expect to-
Doppio: It's alright, things happen.
Daddy: You sure? I can see sleep bags in your eyes.
Doppio: It's nothing, really. I just can't believe what I saw from the trial and-
Daddy: There's no need to say it, it was quite a shocking site to witness, I'm pretty sure we can move on from this.
Doppio: How's everyone else doing?
Daddy: They doing fine, they just wanted to see at the dining area after you know
Doppio: I get that, I'm having a hard time to process this.
Daddy: I see, the others are waiting for you. Come on, you don't want to starve yourself, don't you?
Doppio: Alright, I'll come with you.
Daddy: That's the spirit.
Doppio and Daddy Dearest decided to go to the dining area and found everyone else who was still alive talking about the trial that happened yesterday.
Deadpool: Doppio, my man! You're alright!
Doppio: I know…
Donald: What's wrong Doppio? You've got sleepy eyes.
Doppio: It's really hard to sleep after what happened after the trial.
Damian: I know it's a shocking experience, especially being that young as myself to witness, I'm sure we can move, right guys?
Donkey Kong: Yeah, let's hope no one will kill anyone again!
Demoman: I hope so, I had to drink away from sorrows that I experienced
David (CC): Doppio, I know you're dealing hard times after your partner passed away from yesterday and he wanted you to survive as long as possible
Doppio: He really said that?
David (CC): We haven't heard his last words and I'm pretty sure he will cheer you on while he's in the afterlife.
Then Doppio hugs David
Doppio: Thank you.
Dori: Aww, that's so sweet
Diluc: He deserves some comfort.
Dio: He did worked hard on the trail after all
Daniel J. D'Arby: Lord Dio, we survived one trial, I can tell there's going to be more in the future
Dio: Of course D'Arby.
Dedede: So, what are you supposed to do now?
Daisy: We can't just stay in a single floor until the end of the game
Donald: He can't keep us here for longer!
Then Monodhia popped out of nowhere
Deadpool: Hey Monodhia, how's it going?
Monodhia: I'm doing delightfully great! Thanks for asking! It is so nice for my “deer” nature!
Diluc: Monodhia, why are you here?
Monodhia: The reason why I came here because of I'm giving you all a reward for surviving a group trial
Demoman: What reward?
Monodhia: Do you guys remember the closed door that leads to the stairs?
Daddy: Of course, you're about to tell us that another floor is unlocked
Monodhia: Correct! The second floor is now available to explore! Check on the map on your e-handbooks if you want to know what's in store. Duhuhuhu! Toddles!
Monodhia disappears
Doppio: Wait, a new floor?
Diluc: He did announced the new floor, we'll explore it and find more leads to escape
Doppio: Sounds good, let's climb up the stairs and let's see what it offers around here.
Doppio climbs up the stairs and starts to look at the map of the second floor.
(F2 Map)
Diluc: What do you see?
Doppio: I see four rooms, the one with the medical sign is the infirmary room, the one with the disco ball sign is the dancing room or you just call it a party room, the one with an opened book sign is the library and the one with the steaming tub is the sauna.
Diluc: That's decent enough, which rooms should we enter first?
Doppio: How about the infirmary?
Diluc: Sounds good, let's explore
Doppio and Diluc entered the infirmary and finds Daisy and Dori looking around the room
Daisy: Oh, hey you two, guess what we found?
Diluc: It's an infirmary
Daisy: Yeah, there's medical supplies, beds, refrigerator including ice packs and medical books
Doppio: That must be an interesting finding, are there any leads to escape?
Dori: Unfortunately, we couldn't find any, but I did find is a note on the table
Diluc: What does it say?
Dori: "In case anyone has suffered an injury, severe or minor, you can rest here. If any of you asked about one of the rules, I made an exception for it. Signed Monodhia. P.S. It might be your deathbed soon."
Daisy: That ending of the message really creeped me out, but what does that mean?
Dori: It means Monodhia allows anyone to sleep in the infirmary incase if they get injured, that was the exception to rule 3.
Doppio: That means we can sleep in this room other than our dorms with only a heavy injury or some sickness in it.
Diluc: Anything else?
Daisy: Well, it does have many kinds of drugs and medical syringes.
Dori: Wait, do you think there's going to be poison in there?
Doppio: P-poison?! Y-you sure?
Daisy: Not really, but it's possible
Diluc: That's concerning, hopefully I doesn't be used in any future murders
Daisy: I really hope no one uses it.
Doppio: That's pretty much for the infirmary, let's check out the other room
Dori: Are you done looking around?
Diluc: We've already checked in this room, so we're leaving
Dori: Fine by me, I'll stay here until everyone is finished with the new findings.
Daisy: Good luck you two!
Doppio and Diluc decide to leave the infirmary and go to the party room.
Doppio: This is-
Donkey Kong: Check this one out!
They saw a dance floor, a disco ball on the ceiling, a DJ stand, two tables covered with sheets and a shelf with album discs.
Demoman: It's a *berp* party room!
Diluc: It may sound like fun, but now isn't the time for celebration, we need to investigate.
Dedede: Come on, this room ain't that bad, am I right?
Doppio: It does seem to be fun, kinda reminds me of the prize room.
Dedede: See, he gets it.
Diluc: Whatever. By the way, do you find any leads?
Demoman: Nope, I just want to try out to dance on this floor.
Donkey Kong: I'm going to play some DJ music
Dedede: Hey, you two, are you going to join the fun?
Doppio: I would love to, but we got other rooms to explore.
Dedede: Welp, you're missing out on our fun
Doppio and Diluc decides to go to the sauna next and they saw Deadpool, David and Donald
Deadpool: You two! Welcome to the sauna!
Doppio: Um, why is there a sauna here?
David: It's room where you can relax in the heat between 70° to 100° Celsius
Doppio: That much heat?!
Donald: If you think like that, it does sound like we're inside of the stove, but the temperature should be appropriate to take a relaxing bath.
Diluc: Do you find something else?
Deadpool: There's a steam controller, you can change into any setting you want, as long as you don't get burned alive in the heat.
Doppio: Sounds nice, do you guys find any clues that we can lead to the exit?
David (CC): We couldn't find any, sorry.
Diluc: It's alright, we can check out the other room
Deadpool: You sure you don't want to take a bath? It's going to be a cosy experience.
Doppio: I would love to, maybe next time.
Deadpool: Alright, tell us when you find something cool!
Doppio and Diluc leaves the sauna and decides to go to the library as they found Dio, D'Arby, Damien and Daddy Dearest
Doppio: This must be the library.
Dio: It does indeed.
Diluc: Do you guys find it important?
Damian: Well, there are a lot of books obviously.
Daddy: We did found a computer on the counter
Doppio: Can it be turned on?
Daniel J. D'Arby: We turned on and it appears to be a login screen, it requires a password.
Doppio: What do you think the computer had when the password was inserted correctly?
Damian: Maybe some important files about the killing game itself?
Daniel J. D'Arby: It is a possibility.
Doppio: I'm quite curious, what else did you find?
Daddy: There's a light switch, some cousins and that's pretty much it.
Doppio: I really appreciate the exploration on this new floor guys.
Dio: Of course and yet, that's what is available on this floor, I am sure the others had fun on their discoveries.
Diluc: Doppio, let's head back to the dining area and inform the findings that we found on the second floor.
After leaving the library, they decided to go downstairs and head to the dining area as everyone arrived to begin their discussion.
Dori: So has anyone found any important findings?
Daniel J. D'Arby: There's a computer in the library
Daisy: Can it be on?
Daddy: Yes, it requires a password in order to accesses the desktop screen
Demoman: Did ya find one?
Dio: Unfortunately, there isn't clue to figure it out the password
Dedede: Aw man, the computer you mentioned is no use
Donkey Kong: That's not all, we also found a great room to calm down the nerves
Daddy: Tell us then.
Demoman: We found a party room!
Deadpool: Party room?! Sounds epic! When do we plan to have a party?
Damian: Are you really sure you want to start a party despite the killing game is still ongoing?
Deadpool: I'm not the only one who's having fun
Dedede: They had dance floors, disco ball, DJ and loads of music!
Donald: Sounds amazing! It really reminds me of the challenge where we didn't stop dancing, it happened twice!
David (CC): Wow! Whoever came up with this challenge made an excellent choice!
Damian: I wish D-Bot could do the same thing to us.
Diluc: Do you realize we're still in the killing game
Deadpool: Come on Diluc, turn that frown upside down, how bad could it be?
Diluc: Imagine this, a potential "darkened" plans a murder by spiking the drink with cyanide drug and the victim drinks it and dies from that.
Dedede: Woah! Woah! Woah! I know you helped us on the previous trial, you don't have to tell us like that!
Diluc: I'm just saying what scenario for the upcoming "darkened", their plans might be different than expected.
Doppio: I know, but we don't want another murder!
Daddy: Is there something else you found on the second floor?
Daisy: Oh, me and Dori checkout the infirmary, that room looks like a hospital room.
Demoman: I wish Medic was here, he can able to heal you guys with his Medigun
Donald: Sounds useful, but he's not a contestant in this season and beside, his name doesn't start with D
Dori: We also found a note on the table
David (CC): What does it say?
Dori: To put this short, it's an exception to rule 3 that if anyone gets injured, they can sleep there without getting the punishment from Monodhia.
Deadpool: Great! I don't have to sleep in my own room, this is closest to my usual spot.
Daniel J. D'Arby: You're going to require to be injured in order to rest there. Didn't you have the abilities to heal yourself in seconds?
Deadpool: I do have, but some reason, it doesn't feel the same for strange reason
Doppio: Did Monodhia take away your powers?
Deadpool: Wait, Monodhia!
Monodhia pops up
Monodhia: You called me?
Deadpool: Did you take my powers away?
Monodhia: Yep! I already did the same thing to stand users
Dio: Of course
Monodhia: So, how did you like your reward?
Dedede: We may love it, but we refuse to kill each other again!
Monodhia: Oh really? Are you aware of the next "darkened"'s plans? Sooner or later you might end up like the victim from the first case.
Dori: Causing two people their deaths is an unacceptable act coming from you.
Monodhia: My fault? You saw the execution, right? You already knew what happened if anyone breaks the rules.
Doppio: Please don't remind me of that from yesterday
Monodhia: Anyways, I hope you start to plot a murder in the future! Duhuhuhu! Toddles!
Monodhia disappears again
Deadpool: Aw man, I thought that I was going to be invincible in this challenge.
Damian: Back to the discussion. What about the last room on the second floor?
Donald: It's the sauna and I really must warn you that the room is very hot!
Dedede: Very hot? Come on, it's not that bad when you try it and besides, I've been to the sauna before.
Deadpool: This isn't the first time Dedede has entered the sauna in a killing game
Daisy: I didn't know he went there in the first place.
Doppio: That must be all we can find on this floor, but we couldn't find an exit.
Diluc: Perhaps we will wait until the third floor is unlocked, we can search for more in the future. For now, we will take a break for now.
Demoman: In that case, I'm going to *berp* get some booze
Dedede: Suit yourself, I'm going to the sauna for some relaxing time.
Everyone starts to go their own ways as the free time has started.
FREE TIME
Doppio decides to search up for some monocoins around both in the first floor and the second floor, then uses it on the Monomono Machine for the second time. After using it, he decides to go to the library and finds Dori reading a book while sitting on a chair.
Doppio: Ciao Dori, what are you up to?
As Doppio waves his hand, Dori puts down the book while she was greeted by him
Dori: Oh, Doppio, what brings you here in my presence?
Doppio: I was wondering if we could chat for a while, would you mind?
Dori: I suppose so, a little chatting wouldn't hurt the mood, but sure.
Dori offered a seat to Doppio, some time passed by talking about their occupation and their differences between Italy and Sumeru.
Doppio decides to give her a gift
Dori: A wallet?
Doppio: Yes, you can put money inside.
Dori: This might be handy to store currency from outside of Teyvat, I prefer a coin sack to store mora inside, thanks for the gift anyways.
Doppio: You're a merchant, right?
Dori: Indeed I am, being owner of The Palace of Alcazarzaray
Doppio: I've never been to this location before.
Dori: You might visit there in one day.
Doppio: And I've heard you love mora a lot, what's so special about it?
Dori: It's a bit difficult to say this, the reason why I love more than anything else is because my elder sister suffered from illness.
Doppio: Gosh, I didn't know you had a sister, Dori. Is your family able to afford her treatment?
Dori: They couldn't do it, the doctor's prescription listed some herbs and cost an insane amount of price.
Doppio: That much?!
Dori: It's true, I had to work hard in order to save my loved one.
Doppio: Anything else, what happened?
Dori: I also got my electro vision for the similar reason
Doppio: Oh, I hope she makes a full recovery in the future.
As they continued to have a conversation, someone screamed.
Doppio: W-what was that?
Dori: Did someone find the body that early?! Nonononono, it can't happen this early.
Doppio: Let's hurry and see what's going on!
They quickly leave the library and go to the person who screamed.
Doppio: What happened?!
Donald: T-the b-body is-
Diluc: Just take breaths and tell us what happened
Donald: IS GONE!
Donkey Kong: WHAT?!
Daddy: Let check
Daddy Dearest goes inside and find the dispose room is now clean
Daddy: You may want to see this.
Everyone else went in there and discovered the crime scene was cleaned up.
Daniel J. D'Arby: Huh, Monodhia must had cleaned up the crime scene
Dedede: Not only that, the body is gone!
Damian: I thought somebody had killed one of us and it can't be that early!
Dio: The reasoning behind the vanishment of the corpse because he doesn't want to add the stench that comes from it.
Demoman: When did this happen? *berp*
Monodhia: Allow me to explain this!
Daisy: AHHH! Where did you-
Monodhia: What's with the looks on your faces, it's like you have seen a ghost.
Diluc: Where did you do with Diavolo's corpse?
Monodhia: I got rid of it
Daddy: Anything other than "I got rid of it"
Monodhia: During the trial, the body was already taken to somewhere secure. Where do you think that body went? Get buried alive? Burned into dust as it got cremated and put into a jar? Or just thrown into a dump? You're going to figure it out in the future. Duhuhuhu, toodles!
Monodhia disappears again
Deadpool: We still have time left before the night-time announcement. I'm going to try cooking dinner with the ingredients provided. If anyone wants me to help with cooking, then that's awesome.
Diluc: I will occupy that.
Donald: I'm going to grab a book from library to read
Doppio: Sorry that our conversation got cut short.
Dori: It's alright, we can continue next time, though it was nice chit-chat with you, I'll see you later
Doppio: (Donald's scream must been a false alarm, it's relief that everyone is doing fine, as for Boss, I'm going to miss for awhile)
Everyone did the usual routine, did something to occupy themselves, then went to the dinning area to get dinner and after that, they went to their dorms as the night-time came.
Meanwhile at Monodhia's office
Monodhia: It's been a day after the first trial, what do you think of the execution?
Daitomodachi: It's based on the source where he comes from, I think it's a badass execution.
D-Bot: As for me, it's fine. You sure you want hold off the recovery of the dead contestants until the challenge is over
Monodhia: Well, unless someone that isn't affiliated in the contest gets killed during the show.
Daitomodachi: You gave them a new floor after they survived the trial?
Monodhia: Yep, yep, yep!
D-Bot: To be fair, the contestants won't definitely kill each other after a day after the trial.
Monodhia: Yet, they protested me.
Daitomodachi: Do you have upcoming plans for the next motive for the surviving contestants?
Monodhia: I did provide them with the first motive, now I'll let the mastermind come up with some ideas. I'll call them tomorrow.
"Mastermind": You called me in?
Monodhia: Nevermind then.
"Mastermind": You sure?
Monodhia: I was going to call you in for tomorrow, but since you came, I want you to come up with the next motive for the contestants, what could it be?
The Mastermind whispers to Monodhia
Monodhia: Ooh… I like it! Alrighty then, the new motive awaits for the new day!
Daitomodachi: The viewers are going to laugh about it
D-Bot: I'm more of a diet-coke person
DAY 6
*DING DONG, BING BONG!*
Monodhia: Good morning everyone! It's now 6 AM as the night-time hours are officially done! Time to rise up for a delightful day!
Doppio got used to the morning announcement as he got ready to start his day by going into the dinning hall
Diluc: Oh, good morning Doppio, Deadpool made delicata soup for us.
Doppio: You helped him cook dinner.
Diluc: True, do you have plans for today?
Doppio: Not much, I'm not sure what to do…
Diluc: We can try to guess the password to the computer to see if there's any clues about the killing game
Doppio: Do you think it will take loads of tries until it gets right?
Diluc: If only there's a piece of paper containing the information, we'll have easier access sooner.
Dedede: Ahh… that was a nice soup, I must thank Deadpool for preparing those grubs.
Deadpool: No problem, that's chef Ultimate Mercenary in the house.
Donald: I'm already full from that
Damian: Guys, it's almost been a week since the challenge has started, do you think Monodhia is up to something?
Dio: If he announces another motive, that would be nothing to me.
Doppio: I'm just going to dine on the breakfast and then I'll continue the rest of the day
FREE TIME
Doppio was occupied with eating his breakfast, after that, he curiously looked for someone to talk to until he found Demoman in the disco room.
Demoman: Heya lad, what ya doing?
Doppio: Hello there, I know you're always drunk and all
Demoman: Yah?
Doppio: I was thinking we should-
Demoman: Have a buddy talk?
Doppio: I guess you can say that, but ok.
As Doppio was chatting to Demoman, he was told about his team and his organisation where they worked for as time passes
Doppio: (I think it's a good time to give him a gift)
Doppio gives a scottish bagpiper figurine
Demoman: That's a great gift, it reminds me of my home country.
Doppio: Thanks, I think this gift is a fit for you. Are you good at playing with a bagpipe?
Demoman: Yes, I'm totally talented at this instrument, but I don't have it with me. I wanted to play a song, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
Doppio: That's unfortunate, You could have been called The Ultimate Bagpiper instead of The Ultimate Drunkard.
Demoman: I wish I was called that, Monodhia must have made a mistake when it comes to giving out the ultimate talents titles. *berp*
Doppio: What about your team? I was referring to your occupation?
Demoman: Oh, we're a team of mercs who we fight against the BLUE team, we made their heads blow up and much more.
Doppio: What about your team members?
Demoman: Who?
Doppio: The RED team.
Demoman: Oh, Engineer rests with his guitar while his turrets do the job.
Doppio: Heavy?
Demoman: He's our main tanker for our team, he always likes to eat sandwiches.
Doppio: Medic?
Demoman: The healer of our team, he's much a life saver
Doppio: Pyro?
Demoman: The pyromaniac likes to burn enemies alive and stuff.
Doppio: Scout?
Demoman: The quick lad always whack it with baseball bat
Doppio: Soldier?
Demoman: Acts like a general, but he's a good friend.
Doppio: Sniper?
Demoman: I think he's a weirdo for using his piss bottle to stun the enemies.
Doppio: Spy?
Demoman: I have no idea what he is, he's the sneaky one.
Doppio: What does your team do other than killing against the other team?
Demoman: We push carts
Doppio: With what?
Demoman: With bombs, you know, the one looks like an atomic one, but not actually atomic, it's a big bomb.
Doppio: I'm guessing your team wants to blow up other team's base
Demoman: Something like that. We also capture flags.
Doppio: Well, I guess that's alright to have a conversation together, don't you think?
Demoman: It was pretty nice, talking like a buddy would.
*DING DONG, BING BONG!*
Monodhia: Attention everyone! This is an important announcement! Please come to the meeting room for a very special announcement, all contestants must be present, otherwise you'll be dreadfully punished! Duhuhuhu! I'll see you there!
Doppio: That must been the announcement
Demoman: I wonder what he's up to?
Doppio: We need to go to the meeting room with the rest.
Demoman: Alright, I'm coming with you.
As they left the disco room, they went to the meeting room with everyone else and found Monodhia.
Monodhia: Great! Everyone is here!
Donald: What do you want from us this time?!
Monodhia: Since you survived the first round of killing, I've prepared the next motive
Doppio: Another one?
Donkey Kong: Don't tell us about it, the first motive got two of us killed!
Monodhia: Too bad, you're getting the second one whenever you like it or not.
Diluc: What's with the second motive?
Monodhia: It's going to come in any moment now
Then a shelf cart carrying fourteen glasses with a bottle of wine arrived
Demoman: Huh? What's this?
Monodhia grabs a bottle of wine and manages to pull the cork with his hands.
Monodhia: The second motive.
Then Monodhia pours all the glasses.
Monodhia: Take it and drink it up.
Damian: What?! I'm not old enough to drink that!
Dori: Do you realize people under the legal age could have fallen sick?!
Monodhia: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but this wine is designed for all ages. Drinking is mandatory for this motive or else, you know…
The surviving contestants have no choice to drink it up
Dedede: Boy, I feel so dizzy
Donald: *hic* What was that for?
Deadpool: What does being drunk feel like? I've entered a new experience.
Demoman: Did I drink multiple shots in one goal? This is stronger than what I usually drink.
Dori: …A glass of wine is five times more than the alcohol content of a glass of beer.
Diluc: The motive was to be drunk at all times?
Monodhia: Yep, yep! This is what the second motive is all about.
Daisy: What happens if one of us is no longer drunk?
Monodhia: A glass of mono wine lasts about twelve hours. I recommend drinking at least two times of this special concoction a day in order to keep the drunkfest ongoing. If you guys want to stop the drunkfest, you have to kill one of the fellow contestants. Duhuhuhu, have fun being drunk! Toddles!
Monodhia disappears
Doppio: Oh, I feel so heavy..
David (CC): I know, my head..
Dedede: I normally let Escargoon to serve some wine, I didn't expect him to made me to drink something like that
Damian: I feel so wrong.. I'm going to sleep in my dorm
Daddy: Did most of you get drunk already?
Donkey Kong: I prefer to drink coconut juice than what Monodhia did serve us
Doppio: What do you think will happen?
Dio: Either calamity effects such as random fights came out of nowhere, unexpected romantic hangovers, bumping into random places or end up pass out in a different room.
Donkey Kong: What about the sober ones who aren't affected by mono wine?
Diluc: I can tell Monodhia thinks the sober ones counts being a drunk
Dedede: That doesn't make sense…
Demoman: Hey guys wanna have-?
Damian falls unconscious on the floor
Daisy: Oh dear…
Donald: What just happened?
Daddy: He fell down unconscious, I'm going to send him to his room until he feels better.
David (CC): Ok, you can do that, I'm going take a tour around the place to occupy myself.
Doppio: I hope we can endure this motive, just hope no one kills anyone again.
Diluc: You should take a rest
Doppio: What about you?
Diluc: I'm going to occupy the kitchen until night-time.
Doppio: Alright, good night Diluc.
Diluc: Good night then.
Doppio walks his way to his dorm to sleep the rest of the day.
Meanwhile at the Monodhia's office
Monodhia: The second motive is now in place. What do you think guys?
Daitomodachi: Being a drunk a motive? Are you sure it's a good idea?
D-Bot: I agree with him, a couple of the contestants aren't at the legal age to consume it under the American laws.
Monodhia: I served Monowine to the contestants and now there are walking dummies! Isn't that funny?
D-Bot: What's inside of the Monowine?
Monodhia: The specially made concoction designed to feel the effects of the drunk person, but not fatal, it was made for all ages to legally consume.
Daitomodachi: I see, the contestants are going to have a derpy routine.
D-Bot: I can say consuming large amounts of alcohol is a one of heck of a drug
Monodhia: I'm still waiting for a fresh corpse to appear, let's who gets to die next?
DAY 7
*DING DONG, BING BONG!*
Monodhia: Good morning everyone! It's now 6 AM as the night-time hours are officially done! Time to rise up for a delightful day!
Doppio wakes on the floor of his room
Doppio: Wha-? Why did I sleep on the ground? What happened yesterday? Did I fall drunk all the sudden? I have no idea what's going on, I need to check on the others
Doppio rushes to the dining area.
Doppio: Are you alright?
Deadpool: Hello Doppio, how's it going?
Doppio: Still feel the drunk effects
Dori: I can hear mora falling from the sky
Dedede: Hey Demoman
Demoman: What is a blue penguin from Dreamland? Do snowflakes come from the white clouds?
Dedede: Snow… I didn't see any snow
Demoman: You know something weird about penguins?
Dedede: What's weird?
Demoman: That bonnet you're wearing
Dedede: That's King Dedede you're talking to…
Doppio: Oh geez, everyone is drunk
Diluc: Want to have a drink to keep going alive?
Doppio: I have no choice, do I?
Doppio grabs a cup filled with wine and proceeds to drink it.
Diluc: How does it feel?
Doppio: Same.
Daisy: I'm seeing stars floating in front of me… *hic*
Donald: I wish that I've seen one, my beloved one.
Daisy: Is still to ask Monowhatever he is… is it a deer or one of the Santa's reindeers?
Monodhia: I'M A DEER!
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Monodhia: I've noticed some of you are sober. I can tell your body works differently from the others.
Daniel J. D'Arby: Are you going to-
Monodhia: Don't worry, drinking monowine still gives you drunk effects.
David (CC): How do you know?
Monodhia: The monowine will have side effects contained in the concoction, such as dizziness, hallucinations, rare vomiting and much more to come. Lucky for those who are being asymptomatics are spared.
Daddy: Good to know
Monodhia: I'll leave to keep the day going? I really need the smell of iron from a fresh corpse.
Deadpool: Hey Monokuma, can I kiss ya?
Monodhia: Nah! I'm not Monokuma! I'm Monodhia! I was expecting to bump into walls or something. Anyways, you guys have fun being intoxicated like this. Duhuhuhu!
Monodhia disappears
Daddy: It turns out if one of us are completely sober as the drunk effects went off, someone is getting screwed during the motive period
Dedede: Man, I need to take a break. I really need to eat from the fridge.
Damian: I still feel so wrong being drunk, but I don't want to kill anyone over a motive.
Donkey Kong: Same, I need to resist the effects, even though I drank a single glass of monowine.
Doppio: I feel so hungry because I skipped dinner.
David (CC): I recommend to eat a dessert if need nutritions going
Doppio: I follow that suggestion.
Doppio slowly walks to the fridge, then opens the door at the fridge to reach out for a plate of double chocolate brownies. Then brings a plate with dessert onto the table and starts to eat with his hands. After he ate the dessert, he brings a plate to the kitchen, then strangely washes his hands onto a sink with dish soap as a soap, then washes off with the kitchen towel.
Deadpool: Wow, you managed to wash your hands in the kitchen as being drunk must be manageable. I wish I was at the Drunken Clam with drinking buddies. *burps*
Doppio: I'm stuffed for now.
Then they heard laughter
Doppio: What was that?
Deadpool: Remember the good old joke? Fun times
Doppio: I'm not going to ask.
Doppio decides to leave the kitchen and wonders what to do with the rest of the day.
FREE TIME
Doppio walks around until he encounters Donald in the hallway
Donald: Hello there, you need something? *hic*
Doppio: Do you want to hangout?
Donald: Sure, a talk won't hurt.
Donald talks to Doppio about Mickey and his friends as the time passes by
Doppio gives Donald a rubber duck toy from yesterday
Donald: A duck? That's a ducky gift to me, but ok.
Doppio: I got it from the Monomono Machine from yesterday
Donald: You can remember while being drunk?
Doppio: Yes, I can still feel the effects coming
Donald: I hope you don't end up sleeping on that floor or else that deer is gonna be upset
Doppio: I won't, what else do you want to talk about? You already talked about your friends, right?
Donald: Yep. I did have a friend named Peter Pig, who was a soldier in the war, colorblind… wait, did I say this before?
Doppio: I don't know, I still feel dizzy.
Donald: When I get knocked out, I get a head bump with little birdies flying as they singing with chirps
Doppio: That sounds nice? What about your girlfriend?
Donald: Daisy, I know her, a nice duck with a pink bow and purple dress and wow, I can remember stuff.
Doppio: I saw her during the debut ceremony days ago, I don't really remember exact days that have passed, I'm sure she's fine.
Donald: If my Daisy is with us, I'm going to protect her with all my might like a viking or a muscular person.
Doppio: Donald, the drunk effects are still in
Donald: Oh yeah, Monodhia can't take away from my memories. Is that right?
Doppio: Maybe, what else can we do?
Donald: How about we do a comedy?
Doppio: Tell me two of them.
Donald: Ok. What did Coach Duck say to his student?
Doppio: What is it?
Donald: He said "Use your wings to swim faster!"
Both of them laugh a little bit
Doppio: What's the next one?
Donald: Hear me out. When does a duck say when he laughs at a joke?
Doppio: Tell me about it
Donald: "You quack me up, little buddy"
Then they both laughed again for a little
Doppio: That's two jokes, I think I'm drinking more.
Donald: Ooohhh, that sweet booze that deer offers, I can get some. Not to many because I might quack up my belly.
Doppio: Let's get some of them, after that, we can sing a song
Donald: Great idea *hic*, let's go!
Doppio and Donald go to the dining area and look for the monowine as they get glasses to fill them. After they drank, they began to sing together as the song is about sailing a boat.
Donald: Oh boy, that was so nice, you really sang in the native language.
Doppio: You were just quacking, but in a good sense
Donald: I do sound weird, am I? *hic*
Doppio: We did spend time together, didn't we?
Donald: Of course, just like a birthday party bash. I'm going to *hic* lay on the couch and read a book.
Doppio: Ok, I hope we can hangout together soon.
Doppio felt good having a conversation with Donald despite being both drunk during the motive
Doppio: I want to go to the bathroom
Doppio goes to the male restrooms and encounters Demoman sitting on a urinal
Doppio: What…are...you...doing...on...that…leak...drain?
Demoman: I am using the toilet. By the way, how's your second day being a drunk like me?
Doppio: That was... something
Demoman: I can tell that you're in the hang of it, can you? *berp*
Doppio: Ah ha ha, I want to take a...
Demoman: Take a piss? There are other urinals to take and my bum is leaking wet, I must have sat on the wrong toilet. Hold on, let's get off it.
Demoman gets up from an urinal
Demoman: Here you go, you can use that while I look for another toilet.
Doppio: Ok...then
Doppio decides to pee on the urinal after Demoman lifts his butt off it. After he finishes, he goes to wash his hands and goes to his room to call it a day.
Meanwhile at the Monodhia's office.
Monodhia was laughing at the surveillance video while the contestants are being drunk as they bump into the walls and spin around.
Daitomodachi: The drunk episode is still going
Monodhia: Yes and that was hilarious!
D-Bot: About the monowine drink as a motive, where did you make this concoction?
Monodhia: That concoction was made by biochemist experts of course!
Daki: Dai, have you seen Astolfo's body pillow?
Monodhia: Wait, who's that?
Daitomodachi: That's Daki, one of the co-hosts in KWC.
Monodhia: Oh nice to meet you, Daki.
Daki: Is that Monokuma with deer antlers?
Monodhia: Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Monodhia, the overseer of a killing game.
Daki: He's what?!
D-Bot: Don't worry about it, it's only a challenge.
Daki: Oh, did any of them die?
D-Bot: Just two of them.
Daki: You guys watched the round of killing without me, did you?
Daitomodachi and D-Bot: Uhhhhhhhhh……….
Monodhia: You really missed the show, Daki. But don't worry, the second kill by the "darkened" is coming soon. Duhuhuhu!
DAY 8
*DING DONG, BING BONG!*
Monodhia: Good morning everyone! It's now 6 AM as the night-time hours are officially done! Time to rise up for a delightful day!
Doppio wakes up from the announcement and something is off…
Doppio: (Another day has passed, for some strange reason, I no longer feel drunk and the weirdest part is that I woke up from a different room which isn't my room. Instead, I woke up to someone else's)
As Doppio takes a look around the room, he realizes that he woke up in Deadpool's room
Doppio: AHHHHHHH!
Deadpool: What's wrong Doppio?
Deadpool has seen Doppio on his bed.
Deadpool: Oh, I didn't expect you to have a sleepover in my room.
Doppio: I-I'm so sorry! Please don't-
Deadpool: Relax dude, there's no need to apologise. You were just drunk, all of us are.
Doppio: What did you do while you were drunk last night?
Deadpool: Oh, you know, the drunk episodes. You and Donald sung Drunken Boat by Kendra Smith in your native language along with quacking.
Doppio: What happened next?
Deadpool: Well, you just banging into my door and I thought you were my roommate. I did let you in my room, you really slept well during the night. I'm really surprised that you didn't starve to death over a drunk diet which is just wine thingy, like the one with Monodhia looking design.
Doppio: This all just happened yesterday… is there something else that has happened?
Deadpool: They had their own drunk episodes.
Doppio: Oh dear…
Deadpool: Is there something wrong?
Doppio: I just realized something
Deadpool: What is Doppio?
Doppio: Do you remember the motive?
Deadpool: Do you mean the second motive where everyone is drunk along with side effects?
Doppio: Yes, that one.
Deadpool: Oh, I did remember it on day six, Monodhia said to end the drunkfest is to kill anyone and I think probably did.
Doppio: Oh no… I need to check on everyone! Deadpool, I need you to use your e-handbook to open the door and I've got to make sure everyone is ok.
Deadpool: It's only early morning, there's no need to rush. If you want to get the food early, just let me get up and open it up for you, ok?
Doppio: Just do it, please.
Doppio and Deadpool get up from the bed, then Deadpool opens up his door.
Doppio: Thanks
Doppio rushes out of Deadpool's room and starts to run into the dinning area and finds only Donald here.
Donald: Doppio, what's wrong? You looked stressed.
Doppio: Where's everyone else?!
Donald: Look, I was expecting everyone to be here and it turns out to be empty until you showed up.
Doppio: Donald, do you remember the motive?
Donald: Do you mean the drunkard motive?
Doppio: Yes!
Donald: What's wrong with that? I'm not feeling drunk anymore. I mean we were singing in the dining area while we're drunk. Hold on, the drunkfest only ends when someone is killed. If you and I don't feel any drunkenness on our bodies.
Donald and Doppio: SOMEBODY HAS DIED!!
Donald: Oh dear, what are we going to do?
Diluc: You never know the confirmation of a corpse when it gets triggered by the body discovery announcement.
Doppio: I remember that rule, but I'm glad you're ok Diluc.
Diluc: Of course, I'm fine. I just heard you two screaming for a realization.
Donald: We believe someone has died again and now I'm feeling worried
Diluc: If you truly believe there's a dead body in the presence of a dead body, then we need to check every corner, every floor and every room if there's anyone alive.
Doppio: Sounds good idea, let's check the dorms
The three rushed to dormitory hallway and started to pressing each doorbell for every dorm's entrance
Donald: We've rang many doorbells and they didn't respond!
Diluc: It must have been the side effects
Deadpool: Hey there, did any of you ring my doorbell? You must be very hungry for breakfast.
Doppio: Deadpool, we need your help to check if anyone's alive
Deadpool: Need my help? I did opened the door in order to leave my room
Diluc: Doppio, did you just rest in his room?
Doppio: Yeah, I thought I was in my room like usual.
Donald: Doppio, I wanted to say that I'm sorry for acting like this from last night, it was out of character for me
Doppio: It's ok, maybe next time, we'll have a normal hangout.
Donald: Sounds good.
Dori: Did any of you rang my doorbell *groans*
Dori show up only with her pajamas and sleeping mask on
Diluc: At least one of them shows up.
Deadpool: What about the rest?
Damian: What's with the ringing? Is there something important?
Doppio: Are you alright, Damian?
Damian: I feel sick in my stomach, I really need to go to the restroom.
Damian rushes to the male's restroom.
Deadpool: At least he's alive. What about the rest?
Diluc: We tried to ring their doorbell and almost all of them responded, I assume they were groaning from the drunk episodes.
Deadpool: Oh, I'm pretty sure a couple of us enjoyed the events from last night. If they aren't on the first floor, that means they must be on the second floor.
Diluc: Let's hurry to the second floor!
They climbed fast to the second floor
Deadpool: I'm going to check on the infirmary to see what's it up to
Diluc: Alright, you can take a look around in the infirmary, Donald will check on the party room, Doppio will check on the sauna and I'll check on the library.
Donald: Roger that!
Doppio: Let's check if anyone in there
As they check each room, Doppio goes into the sauna and finds himself covered in steam.
Doppio: *coughs* Why is the sauna covered in steam?!
As Doppio was coughing through the stems of the sauna, Diluc and Donald rushed to him
Donald: What happened?! *coughs*
Diluc quickly goes to the control panel in the sauna and finds it being at the max temperature, then he quickly lowers it down to the minimum level possible.
Diluc: That should do it.
Doppio: Thanks, I was suffocating through the clouds of steam.
Donald: Yeah, I didn't know that room can produce that much steam!
Doppio: Wait a minute is that-
Donald: No way!
Diluc: This can't be good.
They shock on their faces when a body that they wished that it didn't happen again, in their realization to their eyes as they found out as despair has found its way to strike again.
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To be continued…
Chapter 27: Danganronpa: Despairing Destruction D - Chapter 2.2: Desired Misfortunes (Deadly Life)
Chapter Text
*DING DONG, BING BONG*
Monodhia: Delightfully splendid! A body has been discovered! After a certain amount of time, which you can use however you like, The group trial will begin! Everyone meet in the sauna!
Donald: Oh no!
Doppio: It really happened again!
Diluc: I hate to tell you this, but he's now a corpse of himself.
Deadpool: Did somebody see the...
Deadpool looks at the corpse of Demoman.
Deadpool: Ooohhhhh, he didn't make it alive in the sauna.
Short silent moment as they looked kept looking at Demoman's corpse
Deadpool: Somebody must have ended the drunkfest.
Soon the rest came
Damian: I've heard the announcement and I'm feeling- OH MY GOSH! WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?!
Dori: I just quickly dressed and… oh dear…
Then eventually everyone arrived
Daisy: No way! He's really dead!
Dedede: And I thought I was the victim.
David (CC): I can't believe it happened again
Dio: That's unfortunate that we're dealing with another corpse.
D'Arby: Indeed Lord Dio.
Donkey Kong: Poor Demoman
Monodhia: What you look at that, The Ultimate Drunkard was deceased on the spot, what a funny death
Damian: Shut up! Somebody had died already again!
Daddy: Are you going to give us another Monodhia File?
Monodhia: Yep! I've already got it right here!
Monodhia show the new Monodhia File and places on the ground
Deadpool: Ooh, another Monodhia Files, I do wonder what the cause of death this time
Monodhia: That part? You can figure it out on your own. Anyways, I'm going to drink up some sweet deer drink while you guys investigate. Toodles!
Monodhia disappears again
Donald: Are we really going to investigate again?
Dori: Of course, we have no other choice
Daisy: Yeah, I wonder who killed him
Dedede: I would say the same thing.
Diluc: This is going to be a second time we've been put into investigation
Deadpool: And the chances to find the killer is 1 in 10
Dori: There's going to be a 10% survival chance if we succeed in finding the "darkened" in the second case.
Donald: Oh boy, here we go again.
Doppio: How about we do the same thing as last time? We did avenged Boss's death and if we do the same thing it would be a bit easier
Diluc: It only depends on the circumstances of the mystery.
Donkey Kong: If that's the case, I'll guard his dead body then
Damian: I guess I'll keep my eye on that
Diluc: Doppio, shall begin conducting the investigation?
Doppio: Sure, we're doing this for his sake
INVESTIGATION START
Donald: Guys, I've decided to go with you, I really want to avenge his death.
Doppio: That would be nice Donald, I'll let you help.
Donald: Great! So, are we going to start with the Monodhia File?
Doppio: Sure! Let's take a look at it
MONODHIA FILE 02
Followed by an image of deceased Demoman, along with the description text says "The victim is Tavish Finnegan DeGroot a.k.a Demoman. The estimated time of death was around 12:15 PM. The victim’s body was discovered in the sauna room. Cause of death is unclear, though the injuries indicate that he had water in his lungs and steam burns all over his body".
Donald: I didn't know his real name was Tavish.
Doppio: There's something off about the file?
Donald: What is it?
Doppio: Take a look at the text, the cause of death wasn't specified
Donald: Well, he look like he was cooked alive in a boiling pot to me
Doppio: He seem to have water in his lungs
Donald: Did he drown while he was being boiled alive?
Doppio: We can try to figure it out in a trial.
"Monodhia File 2 was added to the truth darts"
Donald: What about his body?
Doppio: Let's take a look
Donald and Doppio head over to Demoman's corpse
Donkey Kong: Oh hey you two, how's the investigation going?
Doppio: We only just looked at Monodhia File and we came to check on the body
Donkey Kong: His body really took a lot of steamy heat for some time
Damian: He must have suffered from steam burns, just look at his body
Donald: I can see it from my own eyes
Doppio: (Oh geez, it looks severe)
"Steam burns was added to the truth darts"
Donald: Do you think he was drowned?
Donkey Kong: I was confused when you brought up the question, I really don't know for sure he drowned or not. What makes you question that?
Donald: There might have been water inside of his lungs when we looked up at the Monodhia File.
Donkey Kong: Oh
Damian: Wait, did you guys know what the cause of death was when you read that file?
Doppio: Normally it will list there in a paragraph of information, but the cause of death is unclear
Damian: Damn it, Monodhia wants us to solve his cause of death.
Donald: I'm going to check at his body
Damian: Donald, are you going to touch a dead body?!
Donald: I really don't want to do this, but someone has got to do it and I volunteer it
Donald puts his right hand on Demoman's chest, then he takes a look at Demoman's wide opened mouth
Donald: I can smell his stinky breath
Damian: That's because he's a drunkard, of course he had bad breath
Donald: Hmm… I saw something watery inside, but I can't not see it clearly
Damian: Didn't the file say he had water in his lungs?
Doppio: It did featured in here, from Donald's observation, he said that might have water inside of him
Damian: This is confusing
Donkey Kong: Me too
"Possible drowning was added to the truth darts"
Donald: Could you think the murderer grabbed the victim and shoved his head to the pool?
Donkey Kong: Maybe? The pool itself looks like a cooking pot if you think about it
Doppio: It could be one
"The Pool was added to the truth darts"
Donald: Doppio, do you remember how we entered the sauna before we found Demoman?
Doppio: I do, there's a lot of steam in there when we enter and we're not the only ones who entered.
Donald: Yeah, do you think he may have died from all that steaming gaz?
Doppio: Possibly.
"Sauna's condition effect was added to the truth darts"
Doppio and Donald head over to the control panel next to the door
Donald: So, the murderer could have used the messed up control panel to activate the deadly heat?
Doppio: I think the temperature of the room was really high when we entered, the murderer might have set to the maximum as possible
Donald: Thank Diluc managed to stop it before we could become roasted dinner
"The control panel was added to the truth darts"
Donald and Doppio walked out of the sauna and goes to the library as they saw Diluc and Dori
Diluc: Oh, you're done with the sauna?
Doppio: We checked the whole room
Diluc: I've found something relating to the sauna, take a look
Diluc shows a remote
Donald: A remote?
Diluc: This isn't the ordinary remote, this device can control the temperature of sauna's condition
Donald: Oh, there are two ways to modify the heat
Diluc: Correct. Though it should only a single way to control it
Doppio: Ok, I'll take a note of that
"Sauna remote was added to the truth darts"
As Donald was searching for some clues, he found something
Donald: A manual of controlling the sauna? That murderer must have researched here
Doppio: Do you think the murderer studied for their murder method?
Dori: It is a possibility. The murderer is clever enough to come up with that idea.
Doppio: Is there something you knew about the method?
Dori: I do, if the murderer decided to use the sauna's heat to overcook him to death, they needed to set the temperature over the maximum limit where any human being can survive. The maximum temperature an average person can survive is 43°C/109.4°F in the sunlight. According to the information in the booklet, the maximum temperature in the sauna can reach over 126.7°C/260°F.
Donald: Wait… I'll be back in a moment
Donald runs out of the library
Donald: WHAT?!!
Then he goes back inside
Donald: Sorry about that, I don't want to scream inside for the respect for the library. I was really shocked when I heard that.
Doppio: That explains why there's so much steam in there
"The booklet manual was added to the truth darts"
Dori: I really wish I wasn't drunk over a motive
Doppio: I know. Wait, do you think the motive might have something to do with murder?
Dori: If I remember correctly, Monodhia said…
Flashback
Monodhia: If you guys want to stop the drunkfest, you have to kill one of the fellow contestants.
Flashback ends
Doppio: So the murderer had enough being drunk and decided to end it with the murder
Dori: Indeed, this motive made us look like wackjobs than the previous one who used secrets.
Doppio: Alright, I'll add one to the list of clues
"The motive was added to the truth darts"
Doppio and Donald leaves the library and heads to the infirmary
Deadpool: Oh, hey did you find clues?
Doppio: We did found handful ones
Deadpool: Guess what I found?
Donald: What did you find?
Deadpool: A tilted bottle of chloroform from the shelf and an used cloth at the trash
Doppio: Do you think it's related to the murder?
Deadpool: I think so. The killer must have put him to unconscious state and dragged into the crime scene
Donald: That could be possible
Doppio: Same here
"Tilted bottle of chloroform was added to the truth darts"
"Used cloth was added to the truth darts"
Deadpool: What about the alibis?
Donald: What Alibis? Most of us are drunk because of the motive!
Doppio: Wait, do you think there's a chance that we had our own drunk episodes?
Deadpool: That's what drunk people do, always act like weirdos. Do you remember the morning?
Doppio: Oh yeah, this is a pretty awkward moment.
"Drunk episodes was added to the truth darts"
Doppio and Donald leaves the infirmary and goes to the party room
Doppio decided to take a look at one of the tables and found an empty bottle of monowine as he looked at the back of the label.
Doppio: (This must be the effects of the monowine, Monodhia forced us to drink that as a motive)
Donald: Do you find something?
Doppio: Take a look at this
Doppio show the back label of the monowine
Donald: Is that the same drink that Monodhia made us drink?
Doppio: Yeah, but take a look at the effects
Donald reads the back label and he was surprised from reading it
Donald: Woah, I didn't think that made me act foolish at first, maybe you should add that to the list of possible evidence.
Doppio: Ok, I'll add in.
"The effects of the monowine was added to the truth darts"
David (CC): Hello there, how's the investigation going?
Doppio: We're doing a decent job, have you found anything?
David (CC): I and the rest of us tried our best to find the clues at the first floor. The only thing we found was a gas mask from the department storage room.
Donald: A gas mask? Do you think it's related to the murder?
David (CC): It may be a possibility
Doppio: (I wonder what's the purpose of using a gas mask?)
"Gas mask was added to the truth darts"
*DING DONG, BING BONG*
Monodhia: Times up! Cease your conducting investigation and go to the same area as last time, you don't want to miss out the dazzling fun! Duhuhuhu, I'll see you then, Toddles!
David (CC): It's done already?
Donald: But we haven't gotten the actual alibis yet, what are gonna do?
Doppio: It's going to be difficult without them.
David (CC): Well, we still can get alibis if they can remember clearly
Diluc: We'll discuss it on the trial, everyone else is heading to the elevator.
Doppio: Oh, we'll come with you
The surviving contestants left the party room, climbed down the stairs into the first floor and entered the mysterious room which is already revealed to be an entryway to the trial's elevator. As they entered the antique elevator, the elevator started to go below while the sounds of crackling can be heard.
Dedede: You know something, I can tell there's more space from last time
Damian: Yeah, I see the dropped number of survivors.
Daisy: It feels a bit creepy if you think about it
Dio: Are you feeling the goosebumps? If we manage it to succeed surviving this class trial, it should be a breeze
When the elevator reached the destination, the contestants arrived at the trial room for the second time. Then they saw Monodhia sitting on his own seat.
Monodhia: Welcome back to my trial grounds! Ready for round two?
Daddy: Oh, what the hell, I'm ready for it.
Deadpool: I came prepared for the second trial.
Donkey Kong: Hold on, why did the wall have a different color?
Monodhia: That's because I redecorated, do you guys like the change?
The contestants weren't responding to that question.
Monodhia: No response, perhaps a different tone of color will change your mind in the future. Please take your podium placements and without further ado, let's start the trial!
A short flashback to the corpse of Demoman
Doppio: Demoman, "The Ultimate Drunkard", he may be a weird person, reckless. In actuality, he's being chill despite being drunk all the time and is now dead.
Then the images shifted into trail shards, it shows contestants on a shard frame, but now Deimos and Demoman were added in the filter in red as it marks him as deceased.
Doppio: We couldn't believe the murder happened again, I know it sounds disappointing, but we need to find the "darkened" and to avenge Demoman by finding the truth.
As he spoke his words, the tensions are rising and so the second group trial has begun
To be continued...
Chapter 28: Danganronpa: Despairing Destruction D - Chapter 2.3: Desired Misfortunes (Trial)
Chapter Text
Announcer: Before I start Part 7 of this Danganronpa series, I really want to once again apologize for eight months of waiting for a new episode of BC01's A.C.E. You really thought BlackCube01 was retired, huh? Well actually, no. BC01 has been a slow pace for a while and Season D3 has literally gone on for over a year. I am sick of all these stupid breaks. After this, we are not doing an eighteen-part episode like this again. I'm sorry, but I really want this season done now, because I really want to know what the letter D room in the apartment complex looks like. And also, did you really think Mademoiselle Moreau from Poptropica sent the future contestants to the apartment complex? Well actually, no. That has to do with a DeviantArt user named Christopher Haley, aka Realityjr, who PBDG made this character, Polygon Man, Nathan (TGS), and Lena (Super Mario Bros. (1993)) interns, and sending some of his characters to cheat jail or solitary confinement, because of him. Seriously Realityjr, you need to leave Nathan and PBDG alone! Oh yeah, and two more notable events happened. Unfortunately, Cole's Season Q is not finished yet, but Nathan did another C.A.E. where newcomers competed as well, and now there is an official CAE4 from Benny199Sanchez. Cool! I wonder if these contestants from C.A.E. V2 or Benny's version will join in on the fun in watching the future seasons. But for now, let's begin Episode 4 after a long while!
The surviving contestants arrived in the trial room trying to figure out who took out the life of Demoman, Ultimate Drunkard.
TRUTH DARTS:
MONODHIA FILE #2
The victim is Tavish Finnegan DeGroot a.k.a Demoman. The estimated time of death was around 12:15 PM. The victim’s body was discovered in the sauna room. Cause of death is unclear, though the injuries indicate that he had water in his lungs and steam burns all over his body.
STEAM BURNS
Demoman has suffered from the steam burns inside of the sauna
POSSIBLE DROWNING
As the Monodhia file stated, he had water in his lungs leading to a possible drowning death
THE POOL
There was a pool in the sauna, it might be used to possibly drown the victim
SAUNA'S CONDITION EFFECT
Before they found the victim, the whole sauna was covered in steaming gas, not only that, it was extremely hot from the inside
THE CONTROL PANEL
The setting temperature was set to the maximum temperature when they arrived in there
SAUNA REMOTE
A remote used to change the temperature in the sauna
THE BOOKLET MANUAL
A booklet manual was found in the library, assuming the murderer had studied the functions to come up with a murder method along with the facts.
THE MOTIVE
The motive is to be drunk all the time and the only way to end it is to commit murder
TILTED BOTTLE OF CHLOROFORM
A tilted bottle of chloroform was found on the shelf at the infirmary
USED CLOTH
A piece of cloth was found in the trashcan at the infirmary, there appears to be a substance on it.
DRUNK EPISODES
Since everyone was drunk, it's now harder to get their alibi information thanks to the motive
THE EFFECTS OF THE MONOWINE
The contents of the monowine is stronger than an average brewed wine.
GAS MASK
An out of placed gas mask was found in the department storage, it believed the murderer had used this item relating to the murder
GROUP TRIAL: ALL RISE!
The podiums are the same, but Deimos's and Demoman's portrait was added
Monodhia: Now then, let’s begin with a basic explanation of the group trial! During the trial, you’ll present your arguments for who the culprit is, and vote for "whodunnit". If you vote correctly, then only the darkened will receive dreadful punishment. But if you pick the wrong one… I’ll dreadfully punish everyone besides the darkened, and that contestant will get an immunity! Now with that said, let's get this trial running! This case's victim was none other than Demoman!
Damian: Okay, so the victim was Demoman. Now, it's inconclusive how the poor eye-patched drunk guy was killed.
Daddy: Not only we're dealing with who is the murderer, the cause of his death as well.
Dedede: Not to rub it in, isn't the Monodhia File had the cause of death listed in there?
Diluc: Normally it does have one, as for this case, it doesn't state one.
Daisy: What do you mean?
Diluc: His cause of death is unclear
Damian: So, what do we know?
Doppio: (His cause of death is an important one, I could try my best to point out the evidence.)
NONSTOP DEBATE
Donkey Kong: We did find him in the sauna
Daisy: The way he died must be horrible!
Daddy: Since you guys did the investigation, are you supposed to tell everyone his cause of death?
Donald: Well, we did find his body.
Daddy: Uh huh
Donald: At first he looked {shocked} on his face, but we realized he had been suffered from severe cause
Deadpool: Maybe {his neck got snapped?} It looks like a quick kill to me
Damian: Uh... at least there isn't much blood loss, unlike the previous case we had to deal with.
Doppio: (Something isn't right, I need to listen the conversation)
Deadpool: Maybe {his neck got snapped?} It looks like a quick kill to me
MONODHIA FILE #2
Doppio: No, that's wrong!
BREAK
Doppio: No, I don't think the murderer did killed him like that
Deadpool: That was just one of the guesses. Anyways, what's his actual cause of death?
Doppio: Like Diluc said, it's unclear.
Diluc: That's right, the closest information we can get are his steam burns and a small sign of water inside of his lungs.
Dedede: But you didn't even look at the Monodhia File, how did you know that?
Diluc: It was featured on the monopads, anyone can check on it.
Dedede: Oh, I thought it only featured the map and the profiles about us.
Dio: Return to the topic, about his cause of death, one of those must be cause of fatality death
Daddy: Dio does have a point…
Doppio: (Ok, the topic of cause of death continues)
NONSTOP DEBATE
Dedede: Since you three found the body first and one of you did an autopsy on him, what did you find on his body?
Donald: I did opened {his mouth} and I got a glimpse of bad breath
Dori: Donald, that's not how CPR works
Donald: I couldn't do that, because he's {already dead}
Donkey Kong: Oh, I know! The killer must have {plunged his head into the water}!
Dori: Do you have the evidence to confirm this theory?
Donkey Kong: It's just my guess
Doppio: (Something that I've miss heard, but I think one of them might indicate one of the clues)
Donkey Kong: Oh, I know! The killer must have {plunged his head into the water}!
POSSIBLE DROWNING
Doppio: I agree with that!
CONSENT
Doppio: DK's right, the murderer might have shoved the victim's head in water area
Diluc: It may explains why he got water in his lungs
D'Arby: Does the murderer intend to drown him?
Donald: As a sailor, I don't think the killer did like that.
Dedede: But I did see him wet when we saw him. Do you think they had a fight?
David (CC): I don't think he had a chance to fight back as he's trying cough up water out
Diluc: Doppio, do you know what part of the sauna the murderer used to plunge the victim's head into?
Doppio: (I think there's a piece of evidence can answer that question)
THE POOL
Doppio: Is it the pool?
Diluc: You got it right, the pool was next to the crime scene, that was the closest thing to their advantage
Dedede: Wait, what?! The sauna suppose to be a relaxing place, not to be used for the murder
Daddy: I heard some stories where the sauna locations are used for assassinations.
Deadpool: Did you watch 1000 Ways to Die?
Daddy: Yes, I saw it on TV.
Dori: Can we return to the body discussion, some of us is eager to know his cause of death
NONSTOP DEBATE
Daisy: Is there something we {missed}?
Donald: He had {burns} all over his body?
Dedede: Don't tell me he was {boiled} alive?!
Damian: That sounds horrific if it was lava
Dio: Oh really?
Diluc: They investigated the body, didn't they?
Donald: I don't think it could be that hard to tell, right?
Doppio: (There's another sign of injury other than the possible drownage, one of them has to be right)
Donald: He had {burns} all over his body?
STEAM BURNS
Doppio: I agree with that!
CONSENT
Doppio: Donald's right, he had burns all over his body?
Deadpool: Burns... I really don't see any burn marks him
Diluc: Not just the burns, the steam burns
David (CC): Steam burns… it does makes more sense if the body being dumped on the hot water area
Daisy: Then he might have been suffered in there
Damian: But, he's on the surface when we found him and I don't think it's possible
Dori: There should another state of matter to explain the scald marks
Doppio: I know what could have caused the-
D'Arby: I have to end this nonsense short!
INTERJECTION
Doppio: Huh?
D'Arby: I know what you're think about where the steam burns may have come from and I have a theory of my own
Doppio: You sure?
D'Arby: Let's consider this a little challenge from me
REBUTTAL SHOWDOWN
D'Arby: We already covered that topic where we discussed one of the injuries and I think it's time for me to explain where those burns came from. I believe the murderer boiled the pool enough to dip his limbs long enough to make it visible.
Doppio: It may be possible, but only his head was dunked and I know there's another possible way where the steam burns came from.
D'Arby: If you believe this theory, do you have any proof points toward your theory? I don't believe there's {any of that.}
SAUNA'S CONDITION EFFECT
Doppio: I'll cut through those words!
BREAK
Doppio: The other way where he got the steam burns came from was the steam itself.
Deadpool: Oh I get it now, he got steam burned from the steams. I know it sounded like a pun, so can I continue?
Doppio: Well, the steaming gas must have filled the sauna so long that it formed those marks without having the rest of the body dipped in the sauna's pool
Dedede: WHAT?!
Dio: Ah ha, I see this is going.
Dedede: I don't believe it, how long has he been in there?
Dori: It may have stayed there for the whole night.
Dedede: THE WHOLE NIGHT?!! He must have been cooked like a piece of steak!
Daddy: You're saying that he was locked in the sauna?
Dori: He may have been, but the door is unlocked the whole time
D'Arby: We can't not know for a certain the murderer did locked the sauna for the remaining time
Daisy: Even if he was locked in there, he must have banged the door until he collapsed to death
Donkey Kong: And possibly moved the body
Diluc: It does sound like a decent explanation to this, like the crime scene, he was found next to the pool
Donald: Then what are we going to discuss next?
Deadpool: How about we talk about "Where did the steaming gas come from?" topic? Does it sound good?
Diluc: Alright, let's discuss it then.
NONSTOP DEBATE
Damian: I wanted to ask a similar question, but does anyone know what triggered it?
Dedede: And I still can't believe someone {used the sauna} to kill him
Damian: I may believe it, I just wanted to know who heated up the system?
Donkey Kong: Maybe the killer decided to {change the temperature}?
Dedede: The sauna was {already hot} when they found the body
Damian: Of course, if only there's some kind of mechanism or something
Doppio: (Apparently, someone must have used something related to producing mass amount of dense gas)
Donkey Kong: Maybe the killer decided to {change the temperature}?
THE CONTROL PANEL
Doppio: I agree with that!
CONSENT
Doppio: It has something to do with the control panel
Daddy: Control Panel?
David (CC): That must be it, but isn't the range of temperature between 70° to 100° Celsius?
Damian: Yeah, I think 100° Celsius is the maximum you can set.
Deadpool: Wouldn't it make it faint in that heat? Oh wait, did he lock himself up?
Dori: That's a good question, that might be a regular behavior for a drunkard
Dedede: What's next? You're telling me that he accidentally locked himself up and passed out for the entire night and ended up looking like that?
Daisy: If he was locked inside by himself, then he could have let himself to die in there
Diluc: If did that happened, that would mean he committed suicide
Damian: A suicide? He doesn't look like a suicide to me
D'Arby: I don't believe he wouldn't do that, I'm certain that he won't sacrifice himself in this mood
Damian: I get that, but I have a question? How long can you survive in the sauna if someone gets stuck?
Diluc: Around over two and a half hours, before death, the victim would experience by the following symptoms of rapid heart rate, dizziness, panic attack, dehydration, wrinkled skin, heat exhaustion, serious hallucinations, bleeding skin, muscles decay, skin wears away, blindness, eardrums rupture, kidney failure and heart attack.
Daisy: Oh my! That's deadly painful way to die
Donkey Kong: But which symptom did he experience?
Donald: When we looked at his body, he did suffer steam burns, but doesn't seem to be dehydrated because of the water inside of the lungs... I think?
Doppio: (The question is... How long did he stay for?)
> 30 minutes
> 1 hour
> 3 hours
1 HOUR
Doppio: From what I knew from his symptoms, he must have been in the sauna for one hour.
D'Arby: One hour you said? Do you believe he experienced dizziness and other symptoms in less than a single hour?
Doppio: Well, we can talk about it and-
Dio: Before we discuss that topic, can anyone know how he ended up in the sauna in the first place?
Daddy: You know what, let's do that.
NONSTOP DEBATE
Dedede: So, when did the victim end up in the sauna in the first place?
Deadpool: Like I said, he might have {locked himself up}.
Damian: Not really
David (CC): Maybe the killer {lured him} to the sauna
Daddy: Probably
Dori: Perhaps the murderer {put him into an unconscious state} and then gets dragged right there.
Deadpool: I'll just stick with "walked himself in" part
Dori: You really don't seem to be useful in the trial
Deadpool: What? I was just guessing and besides, it would be more funnier if he fell into the pool.
Doppio: (What did the killer do to him before he ended up inside of the sauna...?)
Dori: Perhaps the murderer {put him into an unconscious state} and then gets dragged right there.
USED CLOTH
Doppio: I agree with that!
CONSENT
Doppio: Dori, I think you're into something.
Dori: Did I say something?
Doppio: Yes, he might have fallen unconscious before he was left in the sauna.
Dori: Do you know what the darkened used?
Doppio: The darkened most likely used a cloth.
Donkey Kong: A cloth? What makes you think that the killer used the cloth to make him unconscious? Wouldn't make him suffocate to death?
Doppio: I don't think so, but what do I believe is that the killer put on his mouth while he was held like a hostage.
Daddy: What kind of cloth was the killer using?
TILTED BOTTLE OF CHLOROFORM
Doppio: I got it! It had chloroform on it.
Daddy: Oh, about the bottle, the killer probably was on the rush to clear out the evidence, it turns out that it made a tiny mistake and to think that will go unnoticed
Dedede: Whatever that killer was doing in the infirmary, maybe it tried to trick us or something?
Diluc: Let me get this straight, the killer subdued him into an unconscious state with chloroform, then he was placed in the sauna, is that correct?
Doppio: Yes, that's what the killer did.
Damian: So what happens next?
Dedede: I have no idea, could the killer drop him off at the sauna and leave him there for the entirety of the night?
D'Arby: Then, we must figure it out what happened in the sauna while he was in
Daisy: I agree, but what did he do while he was in?
Dedede: I don't know, he was being unconscious for the whole time
Diluc: I don't see how much chloroform put inside of the cloth, if the darkened put a fair amount, it will take 30 minutes until he started to wake up inside of the sauna and realizing that he was stuck inside
Damian: I know he was inside, when did the steaming process happen? There's no way for the murderer could have turned on and heat up while he was inside
Doppio: (I feel bad for him being trapped, is there a piece of evidence I can talk about?)
SAUNA REMOTE
Doppio: Apparently, the darkened used the sauna remote to increase the temperature without using the control panel
D'Arby: I see, the murderer doesn't want him to notice the suspicion while he was doing in there
Deadpool: Ok, what are we going to talk about next?
David (CC): Hmm, maybe we should talk about where the killer did get the idea for their murder method?
Diluc: Great suggestion, let's do that.
NONSTOP DEBATE
Dori: Does anyone know what the killer was thinking about their murder method?
Daddy: I have no clue
Daisy: Maybe the killer got the inspiration from {the movies}?
Deadpool: Did it come from the crime drama genre? If it is, then that must have horrified him like getting jumpscared by a phantom
Damian: Did the murderer decide to go with {research}?
David (CC): It is possible, I believe
Dedede: What makes you sure about that? Where could I look for that information in {the trash}?
Daddy: How's the "darkened" going to get the inspiration from that?
Donald: I agree, that doesn't makes sense
Diluc : Guess, we have no leads then.
Doppio: (Those could have been great ideas, but only one stands out)
Damian: Did the murderer decide to go with {research}?
BOOKLET MANUAL
Doppio: I agree with that!
CONSENT
Doppio: I think the killer did the research for their murder method by using a booklet manual from the library
D'Arby: Is there any information that you believe to be inspiration from that booklet?
Doppio: Well, it has something to do with the heat was used
*Flashback*
Dori: If the murderer decided to use the sauna's heat to overcook him to death, they needed to set the temperature over the maximum limit where any human being can survive. The maximum temperature an average person can survive is 43°C/109.4°F in the sunlight. According to the information in the booklet, the maximum temperature in the sauna can reach over 126.7°C/260°F.
*Flashback ends*
Donald: He really must have felt tired and confusion from the inner heat of the sauna
Donkey Kong: I'm surprised that he didn't turn into a fireball
Dio: Nor into ashes
Damian: I was right about the killer's research, but did that booklet have other information other than the sauna's temperature mechanic?
Deadpool: Hmm, let me ask Monodhia
Monodhia: And this is where I get asked by a red wall breaker
Deadpool: Hey Monodhia, can you show us the booklet manual to confirm the evidence?
Monodhia: Normally, the items, especially the pieces of evidence, cannot go to the trial room by themselves unless someone brings them to showcase it as proof. However, I can tell more information about it for that booklet manual's subject. The sauna's temperature can be changed for those who want a comfortable levels at anytime, there's also a secret feature that you can go beyond the max capacity, meaning the temperature can go over 140°C or 284°F, whoever goes inside that room with that kind temperature is gonna get cooked alive and faint onto the pavement floor. Imagine waking it up and then getting hypersomnia tensions instant, it's like they can't get enough sleep. Duhuhuhu!
Diluc: That's... surprising
David (CC): That's higher than I expected!
Donkey Kong: This explains why there's so much steam in the morning, anyone could have suffocated in there
Daddy: That must have been the painful way to die, especially if the hell's flames got him.
Dori: Did the "darkened" go back to the sauna to make sure he's dead?
Deadpool: Maybe, if he survives with just clear steam, he'd be barely alive
Dedede: Hold on, if the "darkened" gets to check the victim, he would confront so called "attempted murderer" and ram into him
David (CC): I don't think he will go to fight the killer, he'll think of them as a fellow drunkard. If someone was threatening him, he wouldn't able to fight due to long steaming effect
Damian: What if the killer was caught in the act?
Diluc: In that case, he would scream for help and possibly someone awake can hear his cry for help.
Daisy: But he's a fighter, not a crier. Him being a drunk, he'll probably unable to him
Doppio: (What the killer do when they entered the sauna after one hour, there must be an evidence where it has to be intimidating to him)
GAS MASK
Doppio: Hold on, I think the "darkened" worn the gas mask and made him think someone's approaching to him
Dio: If I had to take a guess, the "darkened" wanted to disguise as an enemy to frighten him in a state of horror.
D'Arby: Ah, Demoman thought that he was encountering a member from an enemy team, a blue pyromaniac you will
Diluc: I assume he had faced an enemy that must have scared him into shivers and would give him cardiac arrest.
Donkey Kong: But, where did you get that gas mask from?
David (CC): It was found in the first floor, the department storage room and it's the only clue that can be found in this floor
Dori: Are you sure that's the only thing we found on the first floor?
David (CC): Yes, for now.
Dedede: So, what's the true cause of death? We really wanted to know.
Diluc: Doppio, it's now the time to figure out his cause of death.
Doppio: (Anyways, with mostly those clues in hand, I must now think how this death can be done.)
LOGIC DIVE
Q1: Where did the smoke come from?
>High temperatures from the sauna
>A flamethrower
>Principal Skinner's oven
A FLAMETHROWER
Q2: Do you think Demoman was paying attention to the murderer?
>Yes
>No
>Maybe so
YES
Q3: How do you think the death was caused?
>Partially burnt alive
>Drowned
>Suffocated
SUFFOCATED
Doppio: Oh yeah, it's all comin' together. So I think the killer suffocated and died, just like how I almost did! Bingo!
Dio: He must had suffered from suffocating that amount of steaming smoke that he inhaled and I do believe there's a contributor to this factor
Daisy: What could it be?
Deadpool: The "darkened" need to ignite some flames in order to make that amount of carbonating smoke in order to make him suffocate to death at the spot
Donald: Then where's the flamethrower? Nobody had found that weapon
D'Arby: I highly doubt that a flamethrower can be found in this place and we haven't seen it anywhere
Doppio: (If there's no flamethrower, then I need to think what's the most relatable thing to a flammable weapon)
HANGMAN’S GAMBIT
What's something close to a flamethrower?
G A S L I G H T E R
Doppio: Now I understand!
BREAK
Doppio: I believe there's something closest thing to a flamethrower is a gas lighter
D'Arby: A gas lighter? What makes you say a gas lighter was used in the murder?
Doppio: The location for the gas lighter that could have picked up is in the kitchen
Daddy: Did anyone check the kitchen during the investigation?
Deadpool: There's a single one in one of the drawers, I might need one of those for BBQ.
Daisy: It had to be used somehow
Damian: Does the killer have time to grab one from the kitchen?
Deadpool: In the morning or at around the night-time hours?
Dedede: How the heck does a gas lighter work for the killer, the flame is little when it sparks, it isn't big enough to produce that amount of carbon to kill him!
Donald: It's the closest thing to a flamethrower!
Donkey Kong: But it doesn't look like one, are you sure this is what the killer brought?
Doppio: I mean this is the only possibility that makes-
Damian: I really don't get it why the killer wanted to use it and besides it doesn't look scary
Donald: Look, the gas lighter had to be used for the murderer's plan
Diluc: If the side gets a split, then we're doing a second debate scrum
Monodhia: How did you know? I suppose you knew the mechanic feature from the previous trial and I can't blame you for that.
Daddy: Oh what the hell, let's get it started then
Monodhia: Now it's time to bring you a return of the morphinominal trial grounds! Duhuhu
Doppio: (Welp, we're doing the scrum debate again, let's hope that my side can convince the other one and made them believe the gas lighter was used by the "darkened")
SPLIT OPINION
Was the gas lighter used for the murder?
THE MURDERER DIDN'T USE IT!
D'Arby
Dio
Daddy Dearest
Donkey Kong
Dedede
Damian
THE MURDERER DID USE IT!
Doppio
Dori
Daisy
David
Donald
Deadpool
Diluc
DEBATE SCRUM START
Damian: There is no way the killer got the gas lighter because of the {night time rules}!
David (CC): The killer knows the {night time rules}, he must had grabbed before the doors closed
Dio: How does someone manage to get one despite being {drunk}?
Daisy: Being {drunk} doesn't mean it was forgotten in the first place
Donkey Kong: But how did the murderer {plan} to bring the gas lighter?
Dori: The murderer does have intentions to bring required items, it was apart of the murderer's {plan}
Daddy: Are you sure it came from the {kitchen}?
Diluc: There might be other places where it can be found other than the {kitchen}
Dedede: Is it really {necessary} to bring that item for the murder?
Donald: It doesn't have to be {necessary}, only the murderer know
D'Arby: I don't think the gas lighter was {needed} in order to commit an act
Deadpool: {Needed} or not, The killer has its own ways
Dedede: There's no {proof} that a lighter was used for murder!
Doppio: We believe there's {proof} that we think it was used
CROUCH BIND
THE MURDERER DID USE IT!
Doppio, Dori, Daisy, David (CC), Donald, Deadpool and Diluc: THIS IS OUR ANSWER!
BREAK
Dio: I'm delightfully being convinced that the "darkened" had used a gas lighter
Dedede: So then, the killer really did grab the gas lighter, huh.
Damian: Now we know Demoman died from carbon suffocation, what's left for us to talk about?
Diluc: The alibis...
David (CC): That would be a great topic to talk about, but we should rule out the ones who triggered the body announcement. Who discovered the body?
Donald: It was me, Doppio and Diluc
David (CC): Ok, now we have ten possible suspects
Deadpool: Let's start another nonstop debate round, shall we?
NONSTOP DEBATE
Dedede: What did you do yesterday?
Diluc: Do you mean where were you last night?
Dedede: That would be the same question
Deadpool: To be honest, {I really didn't remember it}
Donkey Kong: Ok, what about the others?
Daddy: I was simply sleeping in my room and {that's all I know}
Donald: That's a weak alibi! Anyone could make it up!
Dedede: What's wrong with people sleeping? It's a normal thing to do!
Donald: Anyone could {pretend to sleep or make a lie}, that's suspicious!
Dori: So we're stuck here then?
Dedede: Aw, come on!
Doppio: (Everyone's talking about the motives, but what could be the reason why there aren't any clear alibies?)
Deadpool: To be honest, {I really didn't remember it}
DRUNK EPISODES
Doppio: I agree with that!
CONSENT
Doppio: Most of us don't remember anything from last night because we had experienced drunk episodes prior to the motive
Dedede: That's the reason why there aren't any proper alibis because we're all drunk as sinking boats?
David (CC): There are alibis where they are doing strange activities while drunk
Deadpool: Oh yeah, like the one where Donald and Doppio sang a song while they hang out
Donald: That motive made me act like a fool around!
Dedede: If there aren't proper alibis, then do we have to decide to pick one by a lucky guess in order to find the "darkened"?
Dori: Like I said, the chances to find the "darkened" in this case is 1 in 10
Diluc: Though, there is one thing we can determine the identity of the "darkened"
Donkey Kong: Please tell us!
Doppio: I think it's about the-
Damian: Hold on a second!
INTERJECTION
Doppio: Huh?
Damian: I've realized something
Doppio: Have you? Then tell us
Damian: About the body discovery, I feel uncertain about it, I can tell those people who discovered his body are strange.
Doppio: Well, three people needed to trigger body discovery, did you forget one of the rules?
Damian: I know the rules of the criteria for that, but I want a rebuttal!
Doppio: Oh geez...
REBUTTAL SHOWDOWN
Damian: We know that Donald, Diluc and you found his body, what if somebody found the body first before the three of you found the body?
Doppio: Not all of them were awake before the body discovery, we were the only ones to trigger the body discovery announcement when we found him.
Damian: Are you sure? They aren't going to be feeling conscious like this, it's not like they turn normal out of nowhere!
THE MOTIVE
Doppio: I'll cut through those words!
BREAK
Doppio: Damian, I think the reason why we aren't feeling drunk in the morning is because the "darkened" ended the drunk motive.
Damian: I can get that, it really feels different from last night.
Dio: In order to end this motive, you have to murder one of them. That's what Monodhia said if I remember correctly.
Monodhia: Yep, yep, yep. I'd wish it could last one more time and yet, it's quite fun to see.
Donald: Hey!
D'Arby: If the murder didn't happen, we would all still be drunk.
Daisy: I can agree with that, but what about the drink that Monodhia served us?
Daddy: Are you referring to the monowine?
Daisy: Yeah, that's drink that makes us drunk
Daddy: Is there something different about it?
Doppio: (The monowine, the drink that made us drunk during the motive, is there a notable clue?)
THE EFFECTS OF MONOWINE
Doppio: I got it, the monowine had side effects on it, it's quite different from a regular wine and there should be a back label that contains something to that feeling.
Donald: I have a bottle just in case.
Donald shows the back label
Diluc: May I take a look? I do specialize in winery.
Donald: Sure
Donald leaves the podium, passes the monowine bottle to Diluc and he returns to his podium
Diluc: Hmm... I can spot the important one.
Dori: What does it say?
Diluc: Hallucination. Demoman had been hallucinating, thus that triggered his fear and his panic caused him to suffocate through the steaming smoke.
Daisy: Oh my!
Dedede: I can tell that, but we really needed to find the killer!
Doppio: Well, the only way to determine the "darkened" is to look how drunk were during the motive
Dio: If it's all about the drunk levels, I assume the "darkened" is the least drunk out of all of us.
David (CC): Damian and Dori would be feeling sick, Daisy would feel tipsy, Dedede, DK and I would be in a regular drunk level like Doppio, Diluc and Donald. That would leave to D'Arby, Dio, Deadpool and Mr Dearest.
Deadpool: My health regeneration ability was turned off, the "darkened" can't be me.
D'Arby: Are you assuming that I am possibly the "darkened"?
Dio: I may enjoy the wine, I wouldn't be wise if I were the "darkened"
Daddy: That's an odd take, I wasn't expected to appear on the list of suspects.
Dori: The "darkened" has to be very sober enough to do that.
Dedede: Hey Diluc, you know something about the winery, can you tell us what the regular effects of mono wine consumption are?
Diluc: With that amount we drank from monowine, Monodhia said two glasses a day, meaning having minimal of two drinks would result in impaired reflexes and legally intoxicated
Donkey Kong: You do have a point, I really haven't seen fights happening during the motive
Damian: If I was an adult at the appropriate age for drinking, I would handle that amount of alcohol.
Doppio: (Being the least drunk certainly will make it easier to identify the "darkened" despite there not being any clear alibis at the time, but now I must find out who could match the description?)
SELECT SOMEONE
D'Arby
Doppio: The one person that could have done the murderous act is D'Arby
Dori: Are you sure he is the one who killed Demoman?
Diluc: Out of all the possibilities, the one who is mostly sober, the one who knows about the secret feature on remote control for the sauna, the one who grabbed the gas mask and gas lighter, make him to thought that he was an enemy Pyro is none than D'Arby himself
Dedede: Wait, what?! But he's with Dio all the time, I haven't seen him walking alone
Dori: You may have a point, that really doesn't mean we should exclude him from being the prime suspect
D'Arby: I'm pretty sure I had a similar alibis like anyone else
Daisy: We were drunk during the motive, but you're mostly sober
Deadpool: With that kind of profile, you're screwed D'Arby
D'Arby: Tch, I'm screwed you say? Do you know or have looked at other possibilities?
Donald: I say that you killed Demoman because you're sober and you know what you're doing while the rest of you are feeling drunk!
D'Arby: Very well then, I'm going to double down on that accusation, if you're going to claim me as the "darkened", then I have no choice to do a rebuttal showdown.
Doppio: Here goes nothing
ARGUMENT ARMAMENT
D'Arby:
I highly don't believe your contradictory accusation on me
Did you forget what other possibilities?
Do you know the consequences are when going after the innocent one
ADVANCE
It really is unwise to put me into a spot like that
You're going to have a bad luck due to your choice
Did you think twice?
ADVANCE
I refuse
I won't let myself down
You've made an unwise choice
Stop it with that accusation
FINAL BLOW
Do you know what kind of factor led to my actions?
YOUR ULTIMATE
TALENT
WAS YOUR
ADVANTAGE
BREAK
Doppio: D'Arby, we believe your talent has something to do in this case.
D'Arby: Are you implying my talent has something to do with the murder?
Dedede: I do agree on that, I didn't see any slashes nor cuts on the body.
David (CC): Did he... wait, it has something to do with luck!
Doppio: Yeah, I was going to say about his luck
Damian: What's the use of luck relating to the case?
Diluc: I assume his usage of his luck would make up that none of us aren't getting the definitive motives and make it seem difficult to identify him. With his talent, he would be lucky enough to dodge any detection, making him unnoticeable and easier to grab the items that he needed for his murder plan.
Donald: What?! That's one sneaky killer.
Dio: D'Arby, do you have any defense left to your statement?
D'Arby: Lord Dio, I wished I had solid defense, but they are...
Dio: You're saying you don't have any defense?
Diluc: If he had nothing to say, then let's do a recap about the case one more time and we're done. Doppio, are you ready?
Doppio: Yes, I'm ready. Here's how it goes.
CLOSING ARGUMENT
ACT 1
Doppio: It all began when Monodhia introduced the second motive which is the drunk motive, all of us are forced to drink the monowine twice per day that lead to the drunk episodes. As everyone has taken the effects from the served drink, one of them is not completely drunk than the others was none other than the "darkened".
ACT 2
Doppio: The "darkened" started to do the research in order to form the murder plan. The first step is to look around for the items required for the plan, then the "darkened" decided to go to the library to check for an idea, that's when it found the booklet manual for the controls in the sauna as they grabbed one from the self, it took time to look into details despite being drunk. Then the "darkened" had to wait for night-time to look out for anyone in the halls. Fortunately for them, they found someone standing who turned out to be Demoman. That's when they decided to use the wet cloth with chloroform in it and subdued him into an unconscious state, then he was dragged into the sauna.
ACT 3
Doppio: As Demoman regained his consciousness, at first he had some sort of déjà vu, then he tried to open the door, but it was locked. Once the victim is awake, the "darkened" starts to increase the temperature by activating the sauna remote that causes him to feel tired and confused. Then the "darkened" put on the gas mask and grabbed a gas lighter from the kitchen as it opened the door and went to the sauna. As the "darkened" entered the sauna, Demoman took a look at who entered the sauna, that person who was none other than the "darkened". Demoman, now in fatigue state, starts to hallucinate in front of the "darkened" as he believes the person coming in front of him was Pyro holding his flamethrower. Then the "darkened" scares Demoman by turning the gas lighter thinking he's going to burn him alive, as Demoman was horrified, he starts to choke in the steaming gases as he inhaled in carbonating smoke, as the result he died of suffocation.
ACT 4
Doppio: After the murder finished, the "darkened" starts to leave the sauna as he leaves the body behind, before the murder left, he dipped Demoman's corpse into sauna's pool to make him wet as it explains why the victim had water in his lungs and the steam burns while the "darkened" kept the steam running. Then starts to cover up the evidence by putting the items used for the murder back to their original positions, but there's one problem. Since it was nighttime, he couldn't go into the kitchen because of the rules, so he couldn't return it. Instead, he decides to hide in one of the boxes at the department storage room. After the "darkened" finished covering up the evidence, they decided to go back to their room.
ACT 5
Doppio: When the morning come, only few of us were awake and didn't feel drunk as they realized that one of us was killed that ended the drunk episode motive, we tried to wake then up, but only couple of them responded, the four of us decided to check each room in the second floor and split one person per room until I discovered the sauna was already covered in steaming gases, but thankfully for Diluc for shutting it down. After the sauna controls were disabled, we saw the body of Demoman. We had no idea who his murder was due to the lack of alibis, though the "darkened" had an advantage with their ultimate talent, for the least, that's what the murderer wanted. The only one who murdered the Demoman was you, isn't that right… Daniel J. D'Arby?
COMPLETE
Dio: D'Arby, that plan of yours, was it true?
D'Arby: ………….
Doppio: Look, if you only-
D'Arby: There's no need to say that, I admit defeat. Go ahead, vote for me.
Monodhia: Oh, are you done? In that case, we can end this trial now! It's time to vote who is the "darkened"! Cast your vote for who you think is the culprit of this and make sure, not think twice, not thrice, not quadruple, but quintuple sure mark it as a count! You really don't want to die for not taking a part of it!
Dio: Let's see his theory was right
Monodhia: Who will be chosen as the darkened?! Will you make the right decision or the dreadfully wrong one?! What’s it gonna be?! What’s it gonna beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?!
VOTING TIME
The wheel of contestants was spun and it landed on D'Arby which it turns out to be a correct decision.
GROUP TRIAL ENDED
Monodhia: Congratulations! You all voted correctly! The darkened who killed Demoman, The Ultimate Drunkard was none other than Daniel J. D'Arby, The Ultimate Gambler!
D'Arby: Well done everyone
Damien: I don't get it, aren't you supposed to be shocked?
D'Arby: Shocked? No, I'm glad you managed to solve the second murder case.
Daisy: Wait, do you realize you're getting executed for this, right?
D'Arby: Of course I knowledge what the consequences had in store for my actions
Dio: I never thought you would be the one who will do the act this time, D'Arby. I do believe it is a little early for that, didn't you?
D'Arby: Lord Dio, I did my efforts to attempt to get an immunity
Diluc: Do you have any reason why you killed him in the first place?
D'Arby: You wanted my reasoning why I committed a murder on him?
Deadpool: Well, duh, that's what the killer confessed the murder in court.
D'Arby: Alright, I'll explain it to you. You see, when the motive started, I started to feel a hallucination and saw my own brother in front of me.
Dori: Your brother? Do you mean Dio's butler, Telence T. D'Arby?
D'Arby: Yes, he encouraged me to do the murder and told me that I have a great chance of getting away because of my talent.
Dori: Oh? It must have been one of the side effects from the monowine
Damian: Wait, the reason why D'Arby killed Demoman was because his brother came up with his idea while he was hallucinating?
D'Arby: Though the reasoning was understandably short and simple, some of you feel that isn't enough information. That's the least I can do as I inform you of all
Monodhia: I'm getting bored with talking, I am waiting for this big moment!
Dio: It seems the time is starting to run out, normally I'm fine trapping the victims way back in Egypt, but murder without the use of your stand, I'm quite impressed by your technique.
D'Arby: I thank for that, but there's one more thing I have to tell you
Dio: Sure, inform us
D'Arby: There's a traitor among us
The surviving contestants had heard it from D'Arby's words and spread out confusion
Doppio: A traitor among us?
Deadpool: Oh yes, every Danganronpa game had a traitor. You can't tell who the traitor was until the near end part.
D'Arby: He's right, the traitor's identity remains a mystery.
Monodhia: Alright, everything is set up now. Anyways, I’ve prepared a very special dreadful punishment for Daniel J. D'Arby, the Ultimate Gambler!
D'Arby: I really don't have to stay here much long, I bid you all farewell, perhaps in one day, we'll all meet again.
Monodhia: Let’s give it everything we’ve got! It’s dreadful punishment time!
D'Arby turns around and facing to Monodhia
Monodhia pulls out a gavel and whacks it onto the red button
Then the next scene turns into a pixelated digital screen with the text "GAME OVER" for the top and "D'ARBY HAS BEEN FOUND GUILTY. TIME FOR DREADFUL PUNISHMENT!" while D'Arby is being dragged by Monodhia, then it fades out.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCCDLOo-3xo)
D'Arby wakes up inside of a casino, sitting on a chair, he sees a poker table and four other players wearing tuxedo suits and Monodhia masks. He also notices that each player had a fair amount of chips, then Monodhia dressed in a casino dealer with black tuxedo suit and clear green plastic visor comes to the table, then he shuffles up the cards and gives each player five cards each. At first D'Arby is doing well in the game as he goes his way until he ends up with a bad hand. He didn't expect to receive that low kind of luck as it was revealed to be a High Card.
Flushed out of the Deck
Ultimate Gambler Daniel J. D'Arby's Execution: Executed
Then four other players revealed their hands and all of them had Flushes each and he lost the round. Monodhia throws a card into D'Arby's chin which leaves him a scar mark around him, the card that was thrown now had his blood around the edges and the sides. Then Monodhia starts a new round, shuffles the deck and passes out five cards to each player, D'Arby starts to think about his strategy, then he carefully places chips as he bets. When the hands were revealed, he had the same hand from the last round and he was shocked. The four other players had different hands this time, they had Straight Flushes. Then Monodhia threw another card at him, this time, it landed on his eyebrows. Monodhia starts another round, shuffles the deck, pass out the cards, placing bets, hands reveal with the same luck, throws another card at him, the cycle of rounds repeats until the four players with Monodhia masks had Royal Flush each that made him horrified as he had lost the last amount of chips. Monodhia gives a smirky giggle as he throws one more card at him, this time, the card landed deep in his thyroid cartilage. D'Arby has lost the game along with his heart stopped beating as he lost a lot of blood.
Monodhia: Duhuhuhu! He got flushed as he ran out of his luck!
Donald: No way! How did he lose his poker game like that?!
Daddy: I couldn't believe his opponents had that high amount of luck
Dori: They managed to hit a probability even lower than a regular Royal Flush?!
Dedede: There's no way it couldn't have that much luck!
Dio: I felt an odd feeling about the execution
Doppio: I really couldn't believe from what I saw from my own eyes, is Monodhia did intentionally-
Diluc: Take some deep breaths, at least the trail is over
Doppio take deep breaths and he calmed down
Deadpool: Welp, that's for chapter two, I can't wait for chapter three.
Donkey Kong: What about the traitor?
Damian: I don't know who that person is, but I need to stay in my room for a bit.
Donald: Is the challenge done now?
Monodhia: Nope! Still a few rounds coming. Duhuhuhu! Toddles!
As Monodhia disappears, the surviving contestants go to the elevator, returning to the first floor. After the trail, another two had bit the dust, Doppio thought to himself and said in his own mind "What is going to happen next?"
Surviving Contestants - 12
Survivors: Daddy Dearest, Daisy, Damian, David, Deadpool, Dedede, Diluc, Dio, Donald, Donkey Kong, Doppio, and Dori
Killed: Diavolo, Deimos, Demoman and Daniel J. D'Arby.
To be continued...
Chapter 29: Danganronpa: Despairing Destruction D - Chapter 3: Diabolical, Dredged and Deprivation (Daily Life)
Chapter Text
DAY 9
Monodhia: Good morning everyone! It's now 6 AM as the night-time hours are officially done! Time to rise up for a delightful day!
Doppio wakes up from the announcement and looks for a chair around his room
Doppio: (*sigh* What I'm going to say... what I'm going to say to myself... I already know four people are gone, that includes Boss... recently, Demoman and D'Arby have been dead since yesterday... but what D'Arby said before he got executed is something that worries me... there's a traitor among us?)
Suddenly, there's a knock on his door, Doppio decides to check it and opened his door
Diluc: Good Morning Doppio.
Doppio: Good Morning Diluc.
Diluc: About yesterday's group trial, do you remember what D'Arby said about a traitor among us?
Doppio: Yeah... Do you think that traitors are working against us?
Diluc: I suppose, Deadpool kept talking about it.
Doppio: Really? He really knows the challenge's topic, since you know... a fourth wall breaker
Diluc: Of course, yet the identify for the traitor is a mystery
Doppio: Oh, uh, what are we going to do now?
Diluc: I've prepared breakfast in this morning
Doppio: That's nice, I'm going to eat when I arrive to the cafeteria
Diluc: I see, I'll see you in a moment
Doppio decides to leave his room and finds the rest of surviving contestants in the cafeteria talking about what D'Arby said before he got executed
Doppio: Good morning everyone.
Doppio goes for his seat and starts to eat his breakfast while he was listening to his fellow contestants
Dedede: You're telling me that the traitor is working with the mastermind?
Deadpool: Yes, the person who leaves some clues after each trial.
Damian: I really don't care about the traitor nor the mastermind, it's a lot of things to process it, especially the second execution
David (CC): I know how you feel, Damian.
Daisy: Yeah, It's hard to believe that we spend eights days in there
Donald: Oh, this is the our ninth day spending here and four of us are already been dead
Dori: I do miss my family, asides from that, we survived the second trial
Deadpool: And now we entered the third chapter
Dedede: What's with the third chapter? Is there more that we don't know? Like who's the traitor guy or who's behind of this killing game
David (CC): Don't let give up hope, I'm pretty sure we can the new trail for us to explore
Donkey Kong: So what can we do that we haven't done yet?
Dedede: Like going to host a party? I don't know about one, Diluc said that place could be a potential spot for the murder.
Donald: Maybe we should do some groups, so that we can look out for each other. Does it sound good?
Dori: With two previous deaths, I'm starting to suggest you use your trust instincts for your own safety, no one knows when the next killing takes place.
Donkey Kong: I'm feeling a bit scared if I think about it
Damian: You sure? I'm feeling the same.
Dio approaches to Doppio
Dio: Doppio
Doppio: AH! I didn't notice you were coming.
Dio: I just wanted to say that you did a great job in the trial.
Doppio: Thanks
Dio: Did Diluc remind you about the traitor?
Doppio: He did told me that and I'm feeling worried
Dio: Elaborate
Doppio: I have a worried feeling that the traitor is going to mess with us. What if the traitor is a potential killer, what if the traitor had set up death traps, what if-
Dio: Do you think the traitor is going to that kind of tomfoolery? Sooner or later, the traitor is going to fear me.
Doppio: You sure?
Dio: I am certain this traitor will regret when it stumbles in front of my sight
Doppio: Oh, what about D'Arby? Are you going to miss him?
Dio: I do forgive his murder on Demoman, he's going to spend a temporarily afterlife until the killing game is over
Doppio: Wondering the same for Boss.
Dio: We do lose our fellow partners, for now that we know having something common for the two of us.
Doppio: We will try our best to survive as long as possible, I promise.
Dio: With that said, I'll leave you doing whatever you need.
Dio left
Doppio: (Dio wasn't feeling sad, but he had courage and confidence. Then what are we going to do now?)
Doppio decides to check up on the others after he finished eating
Deadpool: Oh hey Doppio, I told everyone the lore of Danganronpa and I think the traitor who works for the mastermind is hiding a suspicious secret
Doppio: Really?
Deadpool: Yeah, I'm guessing the traitor's objective is to not get spotted until the near end, things will get harder when the challenge progresses
Dedede: Would you be quiet for a sec? I'm trying to eat in peace
Deadpool: He's not interest of my theory about the role of the traitor
Daisy: What do you think it's going to happen for Demoman?
David (CC): I think it's going to be the same thing for Diavolo
Dori: The crime scene in the sauna has been cleaned
Daddy: I can confirm it, his corpse disappeared.
Donkey Kong: Where do you think the bodies went?
Donald: I have no clue, if anything happened to them, it's Monodhia
Monodhia pops out in front of the surviving contestants
Monodhia: Am I responsible?
Diluc: It's you, Monodhia.
Monodhia: Are you going to shame me because I executed the "darkends"? That's consequences for breaking the rules.
Donkey Kong: Monodhia, what did you do with the bodies?
Monodhia: Them? They are alright despite being goners.
Doppio: Are you going to say something else or is that it?
Monodhia: I was going to announce a new reward from completing the second trial, but you asked about the corpses.
Dio: Let me guess, we're receiving a brand new floor.
Monodhia: Yep, The third floor is now available to explore! Check on the map on your e-handbooks if you want to know what's in store, maybe you'll like what's in here. Duhuhuhu! Toddles!
Monodhia disappears
Donkey Kong: A new floor unlocked again?
Damian: Yeah, despite there's already two murders been in this, I hope the newest isn't going to be that bad
Deadpool: What rooms did Monodhia add to the third floor?
Dedede: I was hoping similar to the party room
Daisy: Maybe there are rooms that let us do sports
David (CC): It's possible, check out one of the rooms when we get there
Doppio: Hey Diluc
Diluc: Hm, you need me?
Doppio: I was thinking we should investigate together on the third floor, just like last time
Diluc: Certainly, I do wonder what Monodhia present us
Doppio and Diluc reached to the third floor and decided to take a look at this floor's map
(F3 Map)
Doppio: It has more rooms than the second floor, which room should we check out?
Diluc: There's a gym court, a swimming pool, an A/V room, a theatre along with the dresser room that can be entered from both backstage and front in the hall, a laboratory and DIY arts room.
Doppio: That's a lot of rooms to check
Diluc: How about we search from left to right, sounds good?
Doppio: Sure
Diluc: Then let's head to the gym court
Doppio and Diluc enters the gym court
Diluc: Just as I expected, a gym court
Doppio: I can see basketball hoops, bleacher seats, soccer goals and there's a supply room as well. Diluc, do you remember about the dodgeball challenge where we knock out the opponents into the state of unconsciousness?
Diluc: I do remember, this time isn't being messed by foul play
Doppio: Should I check the supply room?
Diluc: Let's see
Doppio and Diluc enters the supply room from the gym court and they decide to check equipment
Diluc: These dodgeballs look normal, same thing goes to the rest of the balls
Doppio: That's a lot of sports balls, but what about this closet?
Diluc: I took a look from inside and I found archery equipment, we should warn them one we return to the cafeteria
Doppio: Yeah, so the laboratory is next
Diluc: It's located between the gym court and the dresser room
Doppio and Diluc leave the gym court and enter the science room. While they are inside they found David (CC) checking out of this room
David (CC): Hello there, this lab is great.
Diluc: What did you find inside of this room?
David (CC): There's a lot scientific equipment like microscopes, beakers, flasks, machines, droppers, desiccators
Doppio: Does this room have safety equipment?
David (CC): It does have one.
Diluc: Have checked the storage cabinets?
David (CC): It does have various chemical substances and compounds with labels on them.
Diluc: I'll be taking a look at them
Doppio: It looks like anyone can do beginner level chemistry, does anyone know about it?
David (CC): One of the campers of mine, Neil, he's really into science. If he's here, he would love this lab.
Diluc: There's a problem
Doppio: What is it?
Diluc: One of those bottles contain deadly substances that the future murderer would use, including poison, flammable and radioactive toxins.
David (CC): That would be dangerous, only the professionals would handle it
Doppio: We should keep those away, anyone could grab one like the chloroform.
After finishing looking around the laboratory, Diluc and Doppio go to the A/V room next and they find Deadpool being excited.
Doppio: So this is what the A/V room looks like?
Diluc: I suppose and Deadpool had joyful expressions on his face
Deadpool: You sure do! Guess what they had.
Doppio: Your movies are here in DVD storage
Deadpool: Not only that, they have video games as well!
Diluc: Are those disks had the titles that starts with letter D
Deadpool: Yep! It had them, but only those are here
Doppio: I wonder if they had a router for the Wi-Fi internet connection?
Deadpool: I was thinking the same thing, but it's not here
Diluc: I assume there's no internet in the building area
Deadpool: Yeah, it really sucks that there's no internet. If we have one, I'll be having the best time here.
Diluc: Is there something else?
Deadpool: Consoles, controllers, a TV screen, cables, a couch and there's a popcorn maker machine.
Doppio: By the way, what does A/V stand for?
Deadpool: It stands for Audio-Visual and that's all in this room?
Diluc: That's all of them, let's head to the next room.
Deadpool: I'll stay in this room just in case TV can be functional then. Besides, I wonder if some of these movies are clues for Character Alphabet Action.
Then Diluc and Doppio decides to go to the dressing room and finds Daisy and Dori in there
Daisy: Wow, this room has a lot of dresses
Dori: Indeed
Doppio: What are you two doing in the dressing room?
Daisy: We just found this room to be pretty.
Diluc: You aren't kidding, this room is filled with dresses
Dori: This room doesn't only have dresses, it has wigs, shoes and any piece of clothing in store.
Doppio: That also includes costumes?
Daisy: Yep! This room is fitting for me!
Dori: She really enjoys it a lot. As for my self, I was checking if they even had clothes that can replicate us which it can be used as disguises
Diluc: Hmm... I do find it suspicious on that matter
Daisy: Really? Aren't those clothes similar to what we had in our dormitory rooms?
Dori: I did check on the clothes in the wardrobe since the first day since we were here. Have you checked your wardrobes?
Doppio: No, I haven't
Diluc: I do, it feels strange how they managed to get those suits that we're wearing.
Doppio: I agree.
Diluc: Now we're doing looking around the dressing room, we should check out the theatre next
Doppio: Good idea, let's go in there
Diluc and Doppio opens the door from the backstage of theatre and they say Daddy Dearest and Dio looking around the seats of the auditorium
Daddy: Ah, you two, come to us, there's we wanted to show you
Doppio: Ok
Diluc and Doppio goes to the location suggested by Daddy Dearest
Daddy: Look over there
Diluc and Doppio looks at the balcony of the auditorium
Doppio: Woah, there's a balcony above us!
Diluc: I'm seeing a set of seats from there
Doppio: Do you think we need someone to get to the balcony?
Dio: I wouldn't advise to do that if I were you
Doppio: What makes you say that?
Dio: If one of us wanted to reach the balcony, they wanted to throw a grippable object on the upper part of the frontal bars to hold on.
Doppio: Do we have a grappling hook?
Diluc: I'll check it on the list of supplies in the department store just in case.
Daddy: Aside from the balcony, we should talk about the theatre stage.
Diluc: From what I stepped on, it feels like regular wooden planks used to build the stage itself. I can be certain that I can see the large red curtains and the stage lights.
Dio: It does look like a generic set up for a classic musical opera or action roleplay. I really wouldn't mind to witness the performance
Daddy: The stage itself reminded me of the rap battle where I lost to Boyfriend while my daughter was sitting on a speakers
Doppio: You used to be a rockstar, right Mr. Dearest?
Daddy: Yes, I'd rather not talk about it.
Diluc: Are you familiar with the equipment for the stage?
Daddy: Yes, I am familiar with the setting around this stage, it has electrical instruments and the drums
Diluc: That's checks out, let's move on to the art room
Diluc and Doppio decides to go to the Art room and finds Donkey Kong and Damian looking around the room
Diluc: Greetings, you two. Have you checked this room?
Donkey Kong: This is looks calming
Damian: It does remind me of Eden Academy, from the canvases to the artwork on the walls.
Doppio: Is there something else?
Donkey Kong: It has an art supply room
Diluc: I'll check that room in case if there's a list
Damian: That room has only art supplies in it
Doppio: Do you think there is something important in this room?
Donkey Kong: I don't do this so, but I like this room. It looks peaceful
Doppio: As much I like to stay for the stress relieve, but I need to check one more room with Diluc, if that's alright with you
Damian: Um, sure. I'm gonna make a drawing for a little bit
As Diluc finished looked around the art supply room, he decided go to the swimming pool area with Doppio and finds Dedede and Donald in there
Donald: This pool looks great
Dedede: It's bigger than the bathing area from the sauna
Diluc: I can see that your checking on the swimming pool
Donald: Yep, it has diving board on it
Dedede: Not only that, there are a cleaning closet and the changing room where anyone can change it to wearing swimsuits
Diluc: I do have concerns about the area of this pool, it looks the ones used for the Olympic events
Dedede: What makes you think that kind pool would be used for the murder and besides the future killer wouldn't use that.
Doppio: So that's all?
Donald: I think so.
Diluc: Then let's report back to the dining area
Doppio: (This was everything on the third floor, I guess it's time to go to the dining area and talk about what we found.)
While Diluc, Doppio, and Dedede walk out to the dining area, Donald stops for a bit and calls some of his veteran friends
Dexter: Okay, what did you summon us for?
Drakken: I'm trying to work on my next scheme, okay?
Donald: Guys, I am so done with this Danganronpa thing. I want you guys to be watching the security cameras me and Dmitri just installed here. It'll help us get through this whole trilogy really easily. Maybe we won't even have a trial, it'll be too obvious because you guys will be watching.
Drake: Oh, I get it. You're joking. (laughs, his henchmen laughs off-screen) WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!
Doofenshmirtz: I think there is a flaw in this plan. That didn't happen in the real games.
Daphne: I think BC01 is trying to be a little faithful to its source material, given the fact that this trial was originally gonna have witnesses.
Disgust: I don't think I'll even look at the sight of people getting murdered there.
Dipper: I think it'll be fun though.
Diddy Kong: Me too. I hope nothing happens to DK!
Daisy Duck: Or you.
Donald: Thanks, Daisy.
The veterans walk off
Doppio: Hey, Donald! You comin' or what?
Donald: Ooh, coming! (runs off)
After some time, they go to the dining area after exploring the third floor
Daddy: Does anyone find important stuff on the third floor?
Deadpool: I would like to go first. I went to A/V room and you won't believe it what I just found
Dori: An important clue to lead to exit?
Deadpool: As much as you guys want to get out of this place, but it isn't a clue.
Donald: Then what did you find in this room?
Deadpool: A lot of DVDs with title that starts with D and a popcorn maker machine
Dedede: That sounds like we're having a blast of time for the movie night.
David (CC): I checked out the lab and I found a handful of scientific equipment, but it has dangerous chemicals that we should keep on eye on or seal up the cabinet in order to not let the future killer get them.
Dori: A laboratory, that's interesting, I'm going to spend the day there. Anything else?
Daisy: Oh, me and Dori went to the dressing room and it has every piece of clothing in there, but someone mention that there are disguise that anyone can use
Donald: That sounds scary. Anyway, me and Dedede found a swimming pool, if any wants to swim, that's a great place for it
Dedede: Weirdly enough that someone would think that it could be a potential dumping ground for bodies and I think it's dumb thing to think something like that.
Donkey Kong: Well, me and Damian did explore the art room and it has loads of artworks.
Damian: Yeah, I drew something while I was there. It also has an art supply room as well.
Doppio: Me and Diluc went to the gym court and it has bleachers, basket hops and a supply of balls in the supply room
Diluc: It also has equipment for archery that could be dangerous, for instance, a future murder would use it for their plan.
Daddy: Huh, as for me and Dio, we found a theatre that can be used for a roleplay stage or a concert.
Dio: It also has a balcony that could lead to the fourth floor if anyone reached it from the above.
Daisy: Do you think it is possible?
David (CC): Maybe, but how are we going to reach from up here?
Dedede: Maybe rope attached with a hook, you know? A grappling hook
Deadpool: If we had a grappling hook, anyone would reach the balcony, but is the rope thigh enough to climb?
Dedede: I don't know, what kind of rope do we have?
Diluc: I've checked the list and I can confirm that we do have ropes
Dori: As long it's a thick polypropylene rope, it might work
Daddy: We should try out tomorrow after the morning hours.
Daisy: Ok, at what time?
Dio: Let's say we can to the auditorium at 12 AM
Donald: I agree, maybe we can reach the fourth floor?
Monodhia: Nope!
The contestants turned attention to Monodhia
Monodhia: What? I'm not allowed to say anything?
Doppio: Are you saying that we aren't allowed to go to the balcony?
Monodhia: I wasn't saying the auditorium is prohibited.
Damian: Then why there's a balcony in the first place?
Monodhia: That? It's an addition if anyone knows the performance on stage from the great height angle. You guys can access that after there's a third killing.
David (CC): We're not going to do that!
Monodhia: Then no balcony for you! Anyways, I've got important things to do, toddles! Duhuhuhu!
Then Monodhia disappears
Donkey Kong: What are we going to do if we can't access the balcony?
Deadpool: Have we continued guessing the password on the library's computer?
Dedede: Are we necessary doing that when we didn't know the password is?
David (CC): There has to be a clue for the password for it.
Diluc: I'll be looking for it just in case.
Damian: Now we're done, I'm going to the art room
Doppio: (They are going on their own again, then what I'm going to spend the rest of the day with)
Deadpool: Hey Doppio, guess what I found?
Deadpool shows a couple of monocoins on his hand
Doppio: Did you collect it while we're on the third floor?
Deadpool: Not just that, I collected monocoins on the second floor has well and I though I'll give it to you
Doppio: Um, thanks Deadpool?
Deadpool: No problemo! See ya around!
FREE TIME
Doppio was given monocoins by Deadpool, he was unsure what to do with it and decided to spend it on Monomachine to exchange gifts.
After getting the gifts from the shop, he decides look around the dining area and finds Dedede sitting on a chair
Dedede: *sigh* I'm getting boarded here.
Doppio: Oh hey Dedede, how are you doing?
Dedede: I'm fine.
Doppio: Is it ok to spend time here?
Dedede: I don't see any problem, so why not.
Doppio takes a seat next to Dedede, then they start to talk to each other, Dedede talks about his home, Dreamland.
Doppio decides to give him a gift
Dedede: Thanks Doppio, I've never eaten any snacks other than whatever this place has provided.
Dedede starts to eat chips as soon as he was given by Doppio
Doppio: So, how's Dreamland?
Dedede: It's the greatest place on Planet Popstar.
Doppio: What's so special about Dreamland?
Dedede: It's got a great unlimited supply of natural resources like clean air, fresh food, delicious food and the best part of all, I own a castle.
Doppio: Being a king is a powerful thing, is there something else?
Dedede: Oh yeah, I have Waddle Dees as my minions, my loyal right-hand man, Escargoon. I am unstoppable except getting rid of that Kirby!
Doppio: Do you have problems with him?
Dedede: Yeah, Kirby and I have a history of rivalry, but eventually we got along as friends. The only thing that bothers me is that he stops my plans all the time! The worst part of all, I've got a grand debt due to him beating the monsters I ordered to nab him!
Doppio: How much are you in debt?
Dedede: I rather not tell ya. If I tell ya, you'll be in shock.
Doppio: (I really shouldn't have ask him that)
Dedede: I'll surely find a way to figure it out, right?
Doppio: Yeah....
Dedede: Is there something else we should talk about?
Doppio: I do have a question?
Dedede: I won't mind answering it, I've been to the aftermath show before, have I
Doppio: How do you feel about the killing game?
Dedede: Well, we survived two trials so far, but I'm worried about my own safety. This ain't the first time I've been to that kind of game where sixteen people are trapped inside a building.
Doppio: So what was your first experience in the killing game look like?
Dedede: I was inside of some sort of school that was hosted by Monokuma, the cast was different. I only survived one trial and became a murder victim in the second case.
Doppio: Then how did you die?
Dedede: I've been injected with poison and hanged upside down, the pain was so unbearable that I screamed, it was deadly horrifying.
Doppio: Geez, I really feel bad about you, at least you're alive
Dedede: You could say that. Anyways I'm getting some grub, do you want some?
Doppio: No thanks, I'll wait for dinner, I won't eat too much.
Both of them chuckled together for some time as they continued to communicate. After that, they decided to part their ways, Doppio felt good talking to him, and their conversation became friendly as time went by.
Doppio: (Spending time with him actually felt sorta good, Dedede seemed to enjoy it, although he experienced that kind of game feels worrying, but I said he'll be fine. Despite the fact that he survived during the second killing made me think that his chance of surviving improved from that experience. My worry is what worse can happen.)
Doppio shakes his hand on his hair, then decides to take a breath before he continues the rest of the day. After dinner, goes back to his dormitory room and goes to sleep.
Meanwhile at the Monodhia's office
Monodhia: I'm back! How are you doing?
Daitomodachi: We're fine, the one thing that annoys me today is that Daki kept talking about the executions for the "darkends"
Monodhia: Which one is talking about?
Daitomodachi: The D'Arby one
Daki: How's even possible for getting terrible luck?!
Monodhia: The executions are certainly based on the "darkend"'s talent. I would laugh my ass out on The Ultimate Drunkard's execution. Heck, I even tried that one out with a dummy, it would drown his drink, duhuhuhu!
Daitomodachi: Yeah, we can get that.
Monodhia: By the way, where's D-Bot guy?
Daitomodachi: He's busy talking both to the mastermind and the traitor to come up with the next motive
Monodhia: Next motive? I wonder if they could suggest that. Either way, the next killing would be interesting.
Daitomodachi: You know the third killing would be a double murder, right?
Monodhia: Monokuma had plenty of experience when it comes to that situation, I won't have an issue.
D-Bot: Hey Monodhia, I've finished talking to them
Monodhia: What did they say?
D-Bot: It's going to sound bland, the motive is gonna be likely similar with existing source
Monodhia: You're saying that we should try to inspire that motive from another killing game that has already been used?
D-Bot: Kind off
Monodhia: Okie dokie, when does that thing arrive?
D-Bot: They said that they will arrive tomorrow
Monodhia: Oh goodie! I can't wait to take a look at it.
D-Bot leaves
Daitmodachi: Uh, what are the veterans doing in the security cameras?
Diddy Kong: So far, another day is going well.
Devin: I can't wait until what will happen next.
Darth Vader: I can only guarantee that it's going to go wrong.
Daria: Not that I care anyway.
Dee Dee: Ooh, what does this button do? (Dee Dee tries pushing a building self-destruction button, but Dexter tackles her)
Dexter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
DAY 10
Monodhia: Good morning everyone! It's now 6 AM as the night-time hours are officially done! Time to rise up for a delightful day!
Doppio wakes up from the announcement and does his usual routine
Deadpool: Hey, Doppio
Doppio: Good morning Deadpool.
Deadpool: There's something I wanted to tell you something
Doppio: Sure, tell me
Deadpool: I'm planning a movie night, you want to come in?
Doppio: Ok, who are you bringing you with?
Deadpool: Donald is looking for a Disney classic, Daisy wanted to watch the one with a fun genre, Mr Dearest wanted to watch something that's around at his own age and other people as well. I know what you're thinking, "Deadpool, did you watch your own movie last night?" Well yes I did and I enjoy it every single time, it's like watching it at home.
Doppio: So, will half of us show up?
Deadpool: Yep, and they have other interests on the other hand.
Doppio: What time do you want me to come?
Deadpool: Come at 7 PM, I promise we're going to have a good time.
Doppio: I'll see you there
FREE TIME
After the breakfast was done, Doppio decided to spend time with someone before he could join in for an event. While wondering around the building, he found Damian occupied of drawing art in the Art room
Damian: Almost there...
Doppio: (Damian, is busy doing his drawing, a typical activity for a first grader)
Then Damian decides to take a look around and he notices him
Damian: What do you want, Doppio?
Doppio: I'm just checking what you are doing
Damian: I'm drawing
Doppio: Mind if I take a look?
Damian: As long you don't disturb me
Doppio decides to watch Damian finishing his drawing, when he finished it, they started talk to each other, Damian talks about the Eden's academy
Doppio decides to give him a gift
Damian: A watch? I'll take it I guess
Doppio: (At least he appreciated my gift) So, where do you live?
Damian: Berlint, Ostania.
Doppio: How big are they?
Damian: Bernlint is a capital city of a large country, Ostania.
Doppio: (Is it bigger than Italy itself?)
Damian: I assume you're Italian, I've never been to that place before.
Doppio: Yeah, I could show you around one day. Damian, you're an academy student?
Damian: Of course I am, Eden's Academy is the one that I'm attending
Doppio: Now you mention it, what type of school is Eden's Academy
Damian: It's a large private school, following the rules is mandatory, that includes the uniforms to bring.
Damian further explains the conditions and the routine he has to follow.
Doppio: That's a lot, the reward system and you live in the dormitory?
Damian: This isn't the first time I've slept in the dormitory area.
Doppio: Then, what's your goal in Eden's Academy?
Damian: I wanted to be an imperial scholar just like my brother
Doppio: Being a scion must be special in Desmond family
Damian: I definitely am, being labeled "Ultimate Scion" in this killing game is weird, what does my talent have to do inside of this.
Doppio: If you had to change your talent to something else, what could it be?
Damian: "Ultimate Scholar" would be a better title since I study a lot in the dormitory in order to get as high a score as possible.
Doppio: You looked determined.
Damian: Are there any questions that you wanted me to ask?
Doppio: Yeah, aside from school work, did you have any friends?
Damian: Emile and Ewen are my followers and classmates of mine, but Anya is being a bit of annoyance, she kept talking about her friendship, I had to be assigned to one of the projects with her, she even made me blush in embarrassment
Doppio: (I haven't met her, I don't think she's that bad of a person, all she wanted to be her friend)
Damian: I wish she would leave me alone for once
Doppio: Do you want to do something else?
Damian: Yes, I planned on going to the library in the evening to study. I can't let myself fall behind on my studies.
After time has passed, they decided to part their ways, Doppio decided to check his e-handbook and it's almost 7 PM and heads to A/V room
Doppio saw Deadpool, Donald, David (CC), Daddy Dearest and Daisy being in there
Deadpool: Great, you're here! We're just picking out which movie should be watching
Daddy: All titles start with D, there's a handful of them.
Donald: Including Disney movies
Daisy: There's Despicable Me franchise, Dumbo, Donnie Darko, Dirty Harry, Die Hard, Django Unchained, what about that one?
Daddy: Dawn of the Planet of the Apes?
David (CC): If Donkey Kong was with us, he would love that movie
Deadpool: Do you know there's a movie adaptation for Doom?
Doppio: Does it exist?
Deadpool: Yeah, is on one of the shelves
Daisy: Dracula does belong to horror genre
Daddy Dearest: These movies reminded me of dioramas that we made in one of the previous challenges
Donald: Yeah, are we going to watch a movie that we haven't seen before
Daddy Dearest: Then let's check out the recent ones
Doppio: What about Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, it reminds us of one of the challenges we had.
Donald: Oh, I would like to see that movie
Daddy Dearest: Not a bad suggestion
Daisy: I've got popcorn ready
Deadpool: Great, let's put that disc in and let it start
Doppio: (I don't normally watch movie on daily biases, I hope I have good experience with this)
After they agreed to watch a movie that they chose, they decided to put the disc into the DVD player and they started watching the movie while they had popcorn.
Deadpool: So, what do you think of the movie?
Doppio: It was quite good
David (CC): That movie was great, it's like the game
Donald: It does remind me of all fantasy genres combined into one
Daddy: Eh, it wasn't bad, the board game itself was better the movie that we just watched
Daisy: Has anyone noticed that it's getting close to night time?
Deadpool: Oh shoot, half of us are already had dinner at that point
Daddy: It's fine, I'll just eat tomorrow in the morning
Donald: I'm going to bed
David (CC): I'm going to check everyone else.
Doppio: Well, good night everyone
Doppio decides to go to his dormitory room and decides to sleep after the night time announcement went off
Meanwhile at the Monodhia's office
Monodhia: Did the delivery arrive?
Daitomodachi: I have checked the mail and someone took it
Monodhia: Don't tell me somebody took it!
Daki: Hey Dai, what are those syringes for?
Monodhia: Hey! Be careful with that, that's for the motive and there's three of them!
Daki: Are these for the motive?
Monodhia: Yes! Let the traitor role handle it.
Daitomodachi: Do you think they're going to handle it in the middle of the night?
Monodhia: Oh yes, these contestants aren't going to notice while they sleeping
At the security cameras
Dracula: Man, I thought they were gonna watch my movie.
Dexter: Maybe next time okay?
Danny: If only there were some DVDs of my show on there, that starts with D.
Dora the Explorer: Hey, me too! I would like to see someone watch my show.
Duncan: I think that would be a little bit too embarrassing.
Daphne: That Dungeons and Dragons movie was really interesting. It still really reminds me of Character Alphabet Action.
Devin: Speaking of which, I wonder what movies Nathan will probably do for C.A.A. In my opinion, I hope it's Despicable Me.
Dracula: I hope it's my movie.
Daisy Duck: I hope it's Dumbo.
Dhalsim: Or the new Dog Man movie.
Duncan: Dirty Harry or Dune will be cool.
Dee Dee: I'd say The Dark Crystal. That movie was fun.
Daisy Duck: I'd love to see the Day the Earth Blew Up, the recent Looney Tunes movie. That would be a fun one.
Drakken: Or how about Doogal, Disaster Movie, or Dragonball Evolution.
Everyone looks at him mad
Drakken: DAMN IT! I thought I could slip those in.
DAY 11
Monodhia: Good morning everyone! It's now--
Doppio: Okay, I get it!
Diluc: Good morning Doppio, have you noticed something odd about this morning?
Doppio: There are few people showing up in the dining hall?
Diluc: Glad, I'm not the only one who notices on a strange occurrence
Donald: Hey, where's Deadpool? Is he supposed to cook in the kitchen?
Doppio: He looked fine from yesterday, but why didn't he show up this morning?
Diluc: I haven't heard a response from him, perhaps we should give him a couple knocks on his door.
Doppio: Sounds like a good idea
They decided to check on Deadpool at the front of his dormitory room, before they go in there, they hears loud thud on one of the dormitory room and saw some of the contestants blocking the door
Donald: What's going on here?
Daddy: It's DK, he's gone wild
Doppio: W-what?!
Dedede: I don't know what the heck happened to him!
Diluc: Can you tell us what happened?
Damian: We're on the way to the dinning hall unit he ambush us before you woke up
David (CC): He almost woke all of us up one hour earlier until the morning announcement played, we had keep his door shut before he exits
Dio: He's a gorilla, isn't he? A new motive has already been planted for us.
Daisy: A new motive? How do you know?
Dio: I figure it out that the new motive will come out in three days after the trial
Diluc: Have you seen Deadpool this morning?
Dio: I do have seen him, but he's feeling drunk along with high fever on his forehead and I can guarantee he's affected by it
Damian: We should get Dori here to check on him, he's probably sick.
David (CC): I'll get her
Daisy: But the motive wasn't announced yet
Diluc: I can tell he's not the only one effected from this
Doppio: I wanted to check if he's alright, he might have a nightmare
Damian: Are you out of your mind?! Have you heard from us?! He went bananas like an ape!
Dio: Let the door open
Daddy: You sure?
Dio: If he wants to see him, let it go
Dedede: Alright, you'll regret from what you seeing this
They decided to let Donkey Kong's dormitory room door open and reveals that Donkey Kong was acting like an animal
Diluc: Huh, the door was unlocked the entire time
Daisy: Let me check on him
Donkey Kong notices her
Daisy: Hey DK, we heard that you stressed out in the morning, can you tell us what has been bothering you in the morning?
Donkey Kong tries to communicate, but he can only say what an actual savage gorilla with rabies would say
Daisy: Everything is going to be fine, we just have to figure out what the problem is and we can try to solve it. Is that good?
Donkey Kong nods in agreement
*DING DONG, BING BONG!*
Monodhia: Attention everyone! This is an important announcement! Please come to the meeting room for a very special announcement, all contestants must be present, otherwise you'll be dreadfully punished! Duhuhuhu! I'll see you there!
After the announcement, Donkey Kong starts to freak out again
Dedede: Daisy, get out of there!
Daisy: The announcement has been bothering him?!
Daisy flees from Donkey Kong's dormitory room in the hurry
David (CC): I got Dori out of her room
Dori: Good... morning... *yawns*
Donald: What happened to Dori?
Dori: I'm... fine
Diluc: We have no time to waste, let's go to the meeting room
The contestants decided to head to the meeting room
Deadpool: I'm here or what *hic*
Doppio: What happened to you, Deadpool?
Deadpool: I bounced the bed
Daddy: Is he on drugs?
Deadpool: Am I high, rockstar? I would love to spill on the floor... like a waterfall
Diluc: Is Donkey Kong here?
David (CC): Yes, he's here and we managed to calm him down.
Dedede: Yeah, something fishy is going on here?
Then Monodhia pops out on the stage
Monodhia: The third has arrived
Daisy: Why do a quarter of us act weird?
Monodhia: Has everyone noticed yet?
Daddy: Yes we did and tell us what the hell happened to them
Monodhia: Whenever you notice or not, the third motive is here!
Dio: Just I suspected, it has something to do with particular type of disease
Monodhia: How do you know? I haven't announced what it was!
Diluc: Deadpool acting like a drunkard, Donkey Kong has been de-anthropomorphized and Dori feels drowsy
Monodhia: Those three are infected with the Despair Disease.
Deadpool: Did you give me AIDS?
Monodhia: Not that disease, the Despair Disease!
Doppio: What's Despair Disease?
Monodhia: It's a distracting disease where you can get high fever along with the irony of despair, the symptoms are different based on the person. For example, Deadpool has the Drunk Disease, Donkey Kong has the Un-anthromorphic Disease and Dori has the Sleepy Disease.
David (CC): Does it spread like a contagious virus?
Monodhia: Yep, they can spread by contact.
Damian: Is there a way to cure them, right?
Monodhia: They can't be cured, but I can get rid of that and turn them normal if there's someone who decides to kill one of you.
Dedede: So, they'll be sick like this until there's a murder?
Monodhia: Yep! Yep! Now, while the Despair Disease calamity happens, I'll watch it as it unfolds, Duhuhuhu! Toodles!
Monodhia disappears once again
Deadpool: Hey *hic*, come back here, I want to pound his deerish rear with my unwashed-
Donkey Kong screams while beats his chest with his fists
Dedede: What are we going to do now? We can't just let the infected roam around inside of the building!
Daddy: Why not put them in the infirmary
David (CC): Good thinking, but who's going to look after them?
Daisy: I would like to volunteer
Doppio: Daisy, are you sure that you can handle this?
Daisy: Yes, I promise that I can look after them, I managed to calm down DK with some help
Damian: Deadpool and Dori can be put in, but how are we supposed to get him to the infirmary while he's in the state of a gorilla?
Diluc: We just convince him come to the infirmary by distracting him
Dedede: I know what we're thinking, someone has to get a banana from the fridge and lure him to the infirmary from the second floor.
Daddy: I already got the banana right here
Diluc: That's what we need, let's bring the infected into the infirmary.
The contestants gather the three infected contestants to the infirmary
David (CC): There, now there on the beds
Doppio: How are you going to fit DK on the bed?
Diluc: This bed should be stable for his weight
Damian: I've never seen this bed before.
David (CC): That's called a bariatric bed, it's used for heavy patients, his body weight should be fit for him.
Daisy: Does anyone have surgical masks on? I already put mine on.
Donald: Oh, we're standing next to the patients, I really need to put a mask on
Dedede: Me too, I really don't want to get infected!
Doppio: Let's put the facemask on everyone.
The contestants start to put their facemasks on, including the infected ones.
Donald: That should do it
Deadpool: Are we done *berp* Now? I just wanted to cook up some sh**.
Diluc: Deadpool, you've been infected with Despair Disease and we can't let you out.
Deadpool: Why though? I'm gonna bend over on one of you *berp*
Doppio: Sorry Deadpool, we don't want the Despair Disease to spread and cause havoc. DK being a regular wild gorilla and Dori having heavy fatigue.
Deadpool: Where the f*** I'm suppose to get food
Daisy: Don't worry Deadpool, we can bring the food to you and Diluc is going to be in charge in the kitchen.
Dedede: Who's gonna bring the food? I ain't serving the sick fellas. What about DK?
Dori: DK needs plants... to eat...
Daisy: Dori's right, he needs fruits
Daddy: Like a gorilla diet
Damian: There isn't any bamboo sticks inside of this building
Dio: Would you rather let them starve? The facemask I'm wearing annoys me despite the motive was announced today
Daisy: We can't just let that happen!
David (CC): I'm going assign myself to serving food to the patients
Diluc: Sounds good. Daisy, keep on eye for them, while the rest of us continue the usual routine
Daisy: I'm on it!
Doppio: Mind if I stay here?
Diluc: No problem, just don't get the Despair Disease while in there.
Doppio: I won't get infected, I promise.
Diluc: Well then, time to head off
Damian: I hope they are alright
The contestants decided to leave the infirmary except for Daisy who looks after the infected and Doppio who wanted to check on the infected.
Doppio: Deadpool, how are you feeling?
Deadpool: I feel great, my ass can't get moving for some reason
Doppio: Sorry for having the Despair Disease, I hope you won't die from this
Deadpool: Me? Dying? No way! Who told you *berp* that?
Daisy: Monodhia told us that the Despair Disease is apart of the new motive and it might be deadly for you
Deadpool: Are you f***kidding me, I can never die and I'm happy for it!
Doppio: We just hope you won't get worse from here.
Deadpool: I'm going to piss myself
Daisy: Don't do that, we could get you a bucket nearby
Deadpool: Fine
Doppio: What about the others?
Daisy: Dori has just had fall to sleep and DK is still awake
Doppio: Is he bored?
Daisy: I don't know, he just stays there.
Doppio: I hope he didn't have too much stress
Daisy: Me too.
Doppio spends a little time in the infirmary before he wished Daisy a good luck and left
Doppio doesn't know what to do, he's feeling worried that he might catch the Despair Disease, then eventually continues his day, just hoping the next day can't be worse.
Meanwhile at the Monodhia's office
Monodhia: The Despair Disease is now set!
Daki: How does Despair Disease work as a motive?
Monodhia: That's the traitor role's idea, just give them the credit please
Daitomodachi: It's the letter D season, it makes sense why this motif is used and I can tell that it's going to end up with a similar result.
Daki: You're saying the next killer is going to do the same thing as Mikan?
Then looked at Daki
Daki: What? It might hang the first victim and slit open the second victim's neck while covered in carpet
Daitomodachi: I thought about it
D-Bot: Yeah, I do wonder what will happen on the next day
Monodhia: So, how's the challenge so far
D-Bot: It went decently fine to great so far. How much the budget for the killing game environment
Monodhia: I'm not in the mood for asking that question. However, I am in the mood for it to happen next. Duhuhuhu!
At the security cameras
Diddy Kong: Poor DK. I can't believe he just went bananas.
Dipsy: Uh oh!
Danny: It's a good thing we're still watching the cams. We'll definitely know who ends up getting eliminated. Literally.
Devin: Well, not completely, even though they die, they still don't get eliminated.
Dipper: I guess we'll have to keep watching to find out.
DAY 12
Monodhia: Good mo--
Doppio: (wakes up and takes out a sniper rifle, then Monodhia shuts up)
Doppio puts on the facemask on and goes to the dining hall
David (CC): Good morning Doppio, did you sleep well?
Doppio: I'm feeling fine, I just hoping that it can't get any worse
Dedede: That motive is putting me in a headache. Before you ask, I do not have a high fever.
David (CC): That's good to know, I'm going to serve the food now
Diluc: Just make sure they are alright.
Donald: At least I helped you in the kitchen this time
Diluc: I appreciate that.
Dio: Are you sure that everyone who didn't get Despair Disease is present?
Diluc: Let me check, I know Mr. Dearest, David (CC), Dedede, I, Dio, Donald and Doppio are in the dining hall looking fine. We all know Daisy was in the infirmary with the infected patients with Despair Disease. The only one is missing is Damian.
Dedede: Don't tell he got sick!
Donald: I haven't seen him in the morning, maybe he isolated himself from the deadly disease?
Daddy: He's probably brought a snack to his room and ate it in the morning while he was doing his studies
Doppio: Oh yeah, Damian told me that he wanted to become an imperial scholar one day.
Daddy: That makes sense.
Donald: Should we get him?
Daddy: I'm going to check on him if he's in there
Couple minutes has passed by
Dedede: So, do you think there might be a mutation like growing a second head or coughing up blood?
Diluc: That's unlikely Dedede. By the way, when will David and Mr Dearest return?
Daddy Dearest returns to the dining hall
Daddy: I'm back guys
Doppio: Did you check on him?
Daddy: I did and he's not here.
Diluc: Are you sure?
Daddy: Yes, his room door is unlocked and like I said, he's not in there
Dedede: Maybe he's at the library or in the art room.
Donald: We're going to need to find him and it better not be dead
Dedede: Let's hope he's alright.
Doppio: Who's going to check on the second and third floors?
Dio: How about this, Doppio, Mr Dearest and I will check on the third floor. Diluc, Dedede and Donald are going to search on the second floor, is everyone agreed?
Donald: Yes!
Dio: Then let's check
Diluc, Dedede and Donald decided to go to the second floor to search at the library while Dio, Daddy Dearest and Doppio goes to the third floor to search at the art room
Daddy: We're in the art room
Doppio: Do you think he's in here, inside of the supply room?
Dio: As much I want to take a look at the artworks, but I'm more focused on confirming his whereabouts.
Doppio: Mr. Dearest, have you checked in there?
Daddy: Nope, he's not here.
Dio: Then we need to search other rooms on this floor
Doppio: Right
They decided to check every room on the third floor until they reached the gym court.
Doppio: Are you sure he's in there
Dio: It's the current room we're searching and I can sense he's here
Daddy: Damian, are you doing your studies while inside of a-
Doppio: What's wrong?
Daddy: Demonic sh**... he's...
Dio: What are you talking about-
Doppio: I-i c-can't b-believe i-it
Dio: Oh, I can tell the looks at your face
Once they approached the basketball hoop, they saw a body having arms, legs and neck tied onto the metal pole bleeding from a hole between his stomach and his sternum as they knew that they found something gruesome in front of them.
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*DING DONG, BING BONG*
Monodhia: Delightfully splendid! A body has been discovered! After a certain amount of time, which you can use however you like, The group trial will begin! Everyone met in the gym court!
Daddy: There's no denying it, that's Damian.
Dio: And he's now deceased.
Doppio: (I can't believe they killed him on the spot, he was so young)
*DING DONG, BING BONG*
Monodhia: Wowie Dowie! Another body has been discovered! I have no choice but to double that amount of time, which you can use however you like. The group trial will begin! Everyone met in the infirmary if you had checked the first body!
Doppio: A-another one?
Dio: It turns out that we're dealing with a double murder scenario.
Daddy: I'm going to ask Monodhia, if he knows how the double murder works
They decided to head off to the infirmary as soon as possible and they found David (CC) comforting Daisy who was crying.
Doppio: What happened?
Diluc: You may not like to see what's on the other side of this room
David (CC): Everything is going to be ok, just take deep breathes
As they looked around, they do not expect the infirmary to be trashed inside
Donkey Kong: What happened?
Doppio: DK, you're anthropomorphic again
Donkey Kong: Of course I am. What's going on here?
Deadpool: Hey DK, why is there blood on your hands?
Donkey Kong: What do you mean by-
Donkey Kong was in shock to see his hands are covered in blood
Donkey Kong: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! There's no way, did I kill someone?!
Diluc: You can tell us about when the investigation starts
Daddy: Then who's the other corpse?
David (CC): What do you mean by the other corpse?
Dio: There's a corpse at the gym court and I must warn you that the murder scene is going to be similarly gruesome as the one at the infirmary.
Deadpool: Hey guys, did somebody smash her to death? There's blood everywhere
As they head over to the second body, looking at the body that no one expected coming aside from the damaged tiles along with smashed cupboards and bottles, the one that would change to a single murder became doubled.
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To be continued...
Chapter 30: Danganronpa: Despairing Destruction D - Chapter 3.2: Diabolical, Dredged and Deprivation (Deadly Life)
Chapter Text
Daisy: I-I can't believe she's- *sobbing*
David (CC): I know how you fell, but I didn't know who's other body
Dedede: I really wanted to know who died on the gym court
Daddy: It's Damian, he's been impaled to death. If you don't believe me, check the his corpse for yourselves
David (CC): It-It can't be true, he's only a kid
Dedede: He really looked vulnerable and he didn't deserve to die like this.
Diluc: Damian isn't the only one deceased
Donald: Dori's body was wrecked and there's blood over the floor
Donkey Kong: D-D-Did I really killed her?
Dio: You may look like you did the deed, we're going to discuss that once we're in the trial
Doppio: I agree with Dio, we can't convict him without any evidence
Daisy: What are we supposed to do?
Monodhia: Investigate as usual!
Donald: What the-!
Deadpool: Monodhia, are you going to tell us about the double murder situation?
Monodhia: I was going to say it, but the damage inside of this room is a wrecked mess, lucky for the murderer for letting the patients unnoticed for their doing. Before you ask about the infirmary condition, yes, it might be repaired after the trail.
Dedede: The killer suppose to kill one person, but two people are dead now
Donald: Is the killer allowed to kill another one after two of them are dead? I really feel a bit scared that there's a serial killer among us.
Monodhia: Would I allow the triple murder? Nah, that would be dull. As for that, I'm adding a new rule for the scenario, take a look
Monodhia added a new rule to the e-handbooks that led the surviving contestants to notice the change.
Daddy: "The "Darkened" can only kill two contestants at maximum" Hmm... I'll remember that.
Monodhia: Now the new rule has been added, time to give the third Monodhia File! And the number 3.5 as well!
Monodhia shows two Monodhia Files and places on the ground
Doppio: I'm confused, should it be one file for both victims or two files for one victim each?
Monodhia: That's a good one, I was somewhat confused on that matter, but I realized having a separate file for each victim is a tidy task.
Diluc: What would mean for the "Darkened" for the double murder?
Monodhia: That's for you to figure it out. Now if you excuse me, I have a dreary work to do. Duhuhuhu, toddles!
Monodhia disappears again
Dedede: How are we going to investigate when there's two bodies?
Diluc: We need check on both bodies, the rooms available to search and the alibies
Daddy: Does anyone want to guard one of the bodies?
Donkey Kong: I'll stay in the infirmary and keep on eye on Dori's dead body
Daisy: Same
Dio: I'll guard Damian's corpse then.
Diluc: Alright then, let's get moving and start the investigation
Doppio: (There are two dead bodies now, but we have to do this for their sakes)
INVESTIGATION START
Donald once again gathers the veterans from Season D1 and D2
Donald: Okay, guys, who was it?
Danny: We... don't know.
Donald: What?!
Daisy Duck: Yeah, we had a little bit of a troubled night but I can't remember what happened at all, to the point that we missed who ended up killing those poor people.
Dipper: Need proof?
A flashback is shown with the veterans watching the security cameras
Dipper: So night 11. I think it's time to see who will be killed and who will be the killer. Are you guys excited? (no one responds) Guys? AAH!
(Diddy Kong is acting like a savage chimpanzee)
Disgust: Okay, what is going on with you?
Drake: I didn't do it.
Daniel Tiger: (growling like a real tiger)
Disgust: Did she get infected by the night howlers?
Dhalsim: My arms! They are too small! I can't stretch them!
Daisy Duck: Oh my! Who is doing that?!
Doofenshmirtz: Did Monodhia catch us, or maybe not a banned villain?
Drakken: Why do you look like Kim Possible? (in Drakken's eyes, he sees everyone as Kim)
Doofenshmirtz: What are you talking about? The same thing is said, why do you look like Perry the Platypus?! (in Dr. Doofenshmirtz's eyes, he sees everyone as Perry the Platypus)
Daphne: Jeepers! Is everyone sick?
Duncan: Big deal. I've seen that stunt before in Total Drama Action. (hits a wall) Wait, I can't see anything. I'm blind!
Daria: Oh my gosh! What are you all doing today? Let me give you a big hug! (hugs Disgust)
Disgust: Ew! Get off of me!
Dee Dee: DARIA HUGGED DISGUST! DARIA HUGGED DISGUST! DARIA HUGGED DISGUST! DARIA HUGGED DISGUST! DARIA HUGGED DISGUST! DARIA HUGGED DISGUST! DARIA HUGGED DISGUST! DARIA HUGGED DISGUST! DARIA HUGGED DISGUST!
Dexter: (who has turned into a cheese omelet) Dee Dee, please sto-- (realizes his transformation) OMELETTE DU FROMAGE!
Dee Dee: THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY! THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY! THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY! THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY!
Dick Dastardly: (who has turned into a literal spotted dick) Uh, please don't laugh at me like this.
Don Ramon: 君たち本当にバカだね。ちょっと待て、これは私の言語じゃない!日本語になるぞ! (You guys are really stupid. Wait, this isn't my language! I'm turning Japanese!)
Young Anakin: Why am I a child? And where did my suit go?! I hope Jar Jar doesn't annoy me again.
Disgust: (turning different colors) My color is changing? I'm blue? I'm turquoise? I'm red? I'm plaid?!
Dipsy: Uh oh!
Daria: No biggie. If everyone loved each other, the world would be a better place to live!
Dipper: Well, the good news is, at least I don't have anything bad.
D.W.: Uh, Dipper, look in the mirror.
Dipper walks to the mirror and finds that he is Mabel
Dipper: What the?! Why do I look like my sister?!
Dee Dee: Oh man, everyone trippin' out! I'm totally going to post this so that everyone would have a good laugh.
Danny: Diddy and Daniel Tiger acting serious, Daria becoming nice, Darth Vader is Anakin again, Dhalsim without arms, Dick Dastardly a literal spotted dick, Dipper is Mabel, Disgust is turning colors, Don Ramon speaking Japanese? This is weird! Did Monodhia do this while we were sleeping?
Devin: Ugh... I think all of us are going to...
The veterans pass out
Flashback ends
Donald: You all had one job and you tripped out?!
Disgust: I'm sorry, Donald, we don't know how all that happened.
Diego: Hopefully it wasn't a banned villain.
Duncan: At least we are back to normal though.
Drakken: It's better than everyone looking like my arch-enemy.
Daria: And it's way better than me becoming nice. Snarking is my defined personality trait. My team isn't called the Deadpan Ducks for nothing.
Dee Dee: At least everyone else admired that! Everyone is laughing!
Dick Dastardly: Oh great, I am humiliated that I was a literal spotted dick.
Daniel Tiger: It honestly made me think I was attacked by Dawn Bellweather.
Donald: Whatever. Next time, do it right. Hopefully nothing bad happens.
Daphne: Okay, Donald. We're really sorry this happened.
The veterans leave and Donald follows his contestants
Doppio and the others are going to the third floor to the gym court where the crime scene where Damian's death takes place. For those who haven't seen his body felt the same way as the first three to discover the body.
David (CC): I can't believe it! He's been tied up and been killed in there!
Diluc: Let us take a look at the Monodhia File for Damian's autopsy report.
Doppio: Sounds good.
MONODHIA FILE 0
Followed by an image of deceased Damian, along with the description text says "The victim is Damian Desmond. The time of death was at 10:15 PM. The body was discovered in the gym court on the third floor. Cause of death was mass blood loss due the injury caused by impalement of a sharp object with a long handle through under his heart"
Daddy: Just like I said, he's been impaled.
David (CC): Poor Damian! He was so young.
Dedede: Poor kid, he didn't deserve to die like that.
Dio: At least we have the information for his autopsy.
"Monodhia File 3 was added to the truth darts"
Daddy: You may have a look at the rope
Doppio: He's been tied onto a pole. Do you think he's been captured and killed on the spot?
Diluc: I doubt it, by the looks of it, he doesn't seem to have rope burn on his limbs and his neck, just only the marks.
Donald: Do you think Damian suffered from the injury and tried to break free?
Diluc: Like I said, I doubt he was brought here to end him.
Dio: If he didn't die in this room, then check for the other rooms for a sign of blood.
Doppio: For now, I think the rope might be for holding him or to sabotage his body.
"The rope was added to the truth darts"
"Rope marks was added to the truth darts"
Daddy: I did checked around his body for the injuries, especially for the one that caused his blood loss
Doppio: Do you think he was shot with an arrow?
Diluc: He does look like it, what do you think about it?
Daddy: That injury is a bit bigger than an ordinary arrow, it does look like was forced through his back to his front
Doppio: Anything else?
Daddy: I don't see any other injury beside that impaled hole.
David (CC): What about his clothes? It has to be covered with blood
Doppio: Dio, can you sense any blood on him aside from the impaled injury
Dio: I suppose
Dio smelled the clothes were Damian was wearing
Dio: I can sense a small amount of blood from his jacket and his blazer
Doppio: If he died due blood loss by impalement, he should be covered in blood
Dio: He should, perhaps the killer wanted to get rid of the bloody clothes and change him with a fresh set of clothes.
Doppio: That must mean he didn't die in the gym court but died in a different room, thanks for the help Dio
Dio: Your pleasure.
"Impaled injury was added to the truth darts"
"Bloody clothes was added to the truth darts"
Dedede: What about that pole?
Diluc: Are you referring to the basketball hoop that died?
Dedede: Yes, I want to believe that the murderer or the sabotage wants us to think that he died in there
Diluc: Again, I doubt he was being murdered here. About the pole itself, it does hold him while being tied.
Doppio: Is it though?
Diluc: The pole itself, it is quite sturdy
Dedede: It's definitely made out of metal. If Dori was alive with us, she would know what type of metal it is.
Doppio: I wish she was still with us, but we'll check on her once we're finished investigating him.
"The pole was added to the truth darts"
After they finished the Damian's body, Dio decides to stay in the gym court to guard the corpse, the rest decides to go to the damaged infirmary where Dori's corpse was in along with Daisy who's slowly stopping her crying tears, Donkey Kong who was in a shock state and Deadpool who was starting to refresh his head.
Deadpool: Oh, hey guys! You're here!
Diluc: Glad you're recovered
Deadpool: Wait a minute, what do you mean by recovered?
Daddy: Do you know what the motive was this time?
Deadpool: I have no idea, tell me about it.
Diluc: You, Donkey Kong and Dori were infected with Despair Disease.
Donkey Kong: Despair Disease? What's that?
Daddy: It's not an ordinary disease like the flu, but it makes a person have a different personality from what they normally have. You've got the Un-anthromorphic Disease which turned you into a regular animal and Deadpool got the Drunk Disease.
Deadpool: Hold on, out of all the motive Monodhia choses, he picked out the one who isn't the original and it came from one of the motives from "Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair"
Donkey Kong: I can't believe I got such a disease.
"Despair Disease was added to the truth darts"
Deadpool: Are you supposed to check on her body?
Diluc: We have to take a look at the other Monodhia file, then we take a look at her after that.
Doppio: Let's check the Monodhia file then
MONODHIA FILE 03.5
Followed by an image of deceased Dori, along with the description text says "The victim is Dori Sangemah Bay. The time of death was at 3:32 AM. The body was discovered in the infirmary on the second floor. The cause of death was heavy injuries consisting of fractured skull, shoulder plates, clavicles, rib cage, upper spine, her right fibula and a sort of cracks in her right tibia which caused her to bleed out excessively."
Doppio: Th-That must be painful!
Diluc: I couldn't believe the way she died makes me concerned
"Monodhia file 3.5 was added to the truth darts"
Daddy: Well no sh**, her body is missed up
Dedede: I can see the blood everywhere
Daddy: From what the file said, most of her bones are shattered.
Diluc: Is there any other injury?
Daddy: There is a grip mark on her leg where she got her fibula broken.
Dedede: But what about the damaged parts?
Donald: I was asking the same thing
Daddy: About that, what much damage?
David (CC): Before you came, there were a lot of splats of blood that we know, we saw cracked tiles, smashed bottles and broken cupboards.
Doppio: Th-That much damage?!
Diluc: That's unusual was to murder someone in violent manner
"Fractured bones was added to the truth darts"
"Grip mark on her leg was added to the truth darts"
"Damaged infirmary was added to the truth darts"
Donald: Guys, I found something!
Doppio: What did you find?
Donald: A broken e-handbo-- (notices it's missing) Huh? It was here just a second ago.
Shows another flashback
Dan Backslide: An e-handbook! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW! (takes the e-handbook and runs away)
Flashback ends
Doppio: Hmm... Wherever it was, that must be something
"Broken e-handbook was added to the truth darts"
Deadpool: Is there something on DK's hands?
Donkey Kong: Wh-What did I do?
Doppio: Don't panic, can you tell us what happened from yesterday to this morning?
Donkey Kong: I don't remember anything from yesterday, I was acting like an ape.
Diluc: That was due to Despair Disease, correct?
Donkey Kong: Yeah, when I woke up in the morning, I still had that disease until they found his body, then made me normal.
Donald: What about the blood on your hands?
Donkey Kong: I didn't notice it until you pointed out, that scared me and I swear I didn't kill her on that spot
Diluc: Your alibi was noted.
Doppio: We should get more alibis
"Donkey Kong's account was added to the truth darts"
"Blood on Donkey Kong's hands was added to the truth darts"
Daisy: Poor Dori...
Doppio: Hey Daisy, I know you're sad about her death, we just wanted to know what were you from yesterday to this morning?
Daisy: Alright, I was at the infirmary to check up on the patients with Despair Disease until I'm starting to feel tired all the sudden, so I decided to go to sleep in my room after 1 AM since it's getting late, I didn't know about the damage, really.
Diluc: Anything else?
Daisy: When I entered the infirmary at the morning time, I was horrified to witness the infirmary had become a bloodful mess in here. I didn't forget Donkey Kong had him covered in blood and I refuse to believe he killed her.
Diluc: We'll discuss that when we're in the trial, we have noted your alibi.
Doppio: Have we checked on Deadpool? He was at the infirmary after the motive was announced.
Deadpool: I've stayed here, no weird stuff before she died.
Diluc: If you had woken up during night time hours, have you seen anything strange while you're in here?
Deadpool: Nope, nothing out of the ordinary that I remember while I got the Drunkard's Disease.
Diluc: Alright, I'll note the alibi of yours.
"Daisy's account was added to the truth darts"
"Deadpool's account was added to the truth darts"
Donald: I have an idea, do you remember how Donkey Kong acted when he got the Despair Disease yesterday morning?
Doppio: I do remember that, he was agitated when we saw him
Donald: Maybe the Monodhia announcements caused him to act like this
Doppio: Do you think he caused the destruction when he woke up from the morning announcement?
Donald: That's what I believed happened.
"Ringing sounds was added to the truth darts"
Dedede: Is there any evidence left in this room that we didn't find?
Daddy: I don't think so. I would like to tell you about my alibi
Diluc: Sure, where were you yesterday?
Daddy: After the dinner, I stayed at the first floor at entrance to the dormitories, when I saw Damian carrying a book and he said that he wanted to return it to the library, then I asked him if he's alright, he said that he'll take couple of minutes before he returns to his room.
Doppio: And he didn't return?
Daddy: I waited for him for a couple of minutes now as I got tired of waiting, so I decided to go to sleep. I figured that he had problems looking for the return counter.
Doppio: That's strange, why didn't he return the book in the morning instead of at night?
Daddy: I have no clue, I thought I didn't find anything suspicious about him
Deadpool: Did he get the Despair Disease?
Daddy: Hell no, he didn't have a fever. If he had one, he would definitely experience some different personality effects.
Diluc: I'll take note of that.
"Daddy's account was added to the truth darts"
Donald: Are there any rooms that might have evidence?
Diluc: If there's still time left, we should check for the first floor to the third floor rooms, if there's unrelated, we can just move on to the next room
Doppio: That sounds important
Dedede: What are we waiting for, start looking for evidence!
While Deadpool, Daisy, Donkey Kong staying in the infirmary, they decided to search the first floor, as so far, there no major clues, but Diluc points out a box with a missing rope, he figures that the missing rope was used to tie up Damian at the metal pole, it's not certain that he was tied up before or after his death. Then they checked on the second floor and they didn't find anything, although they investigated in the infirmary. Then they investigate in the third floor
Dedede: I hope we can find the murder weapon that murdered Damian
Daddy: It might be hidden
Donald: What about the dressing room?
Diluc: Let's check inside, same for the other rooms
So they split of to search from the left and the right sides, while searching in the dressing room, they found a spear with the tip covered with blood marks
Donald: Is that the murder weapon?!
Diluc: I assume this is the murder weapon used to kill Damian
Doppio: But why is it in the dressing room?
Donald: I have no idea
Diluc: Is there something else?
Doppio: No, I searched around this room and I haven't found anything besides the bloodied spear
"Bloody spear was added to the truth darts"
Dedede: Hey guys, we found something at the pool!
Doppio, Diluc and Donald came out of the dressing room and arrives at the pool
Daddy: You're here, we just found something at the pool
Diluc: What did you find?
David (CC): There's something of about the pool water
Donald: Do you think there's blood in the water?
Daddy: It doesn't look like they dumped red additive liquid to the chlorine water
Doppio: It looks suspicious, did the killer clean up the floor with a mop?
Daddy: I did check the closet and I can tell that it was used to clean up the blood, it looked like they weren't able to clear off the red liquid pigment.
Doppio: That's something we need to ask during the trial.
"Pool water was added to the truth darts"
"Washed mop was added to the truth darts"
*DING DONG, BING BONG*
Monodhia: Times up! Cease your conducting investigation and go to the same area as last time, you don't want to miss out the dazzling fun! Duhuhuhu, I'll see you then, Toddles!
Daddy: Welp, we have enough evidence that we gathered
Dedede: I still can't forget that we're dealing a double murder
Diluc: At least we got the alibis for the moment
David (CC): I should get them from the infirmary to let them know that the investigation has ended
Donald: I'm going to get Dio
Doppio: (I hope this investigation is worth it, but I can't still believe there's double murder)
When they got everyone, the surviving contestants climbed down the stairs into the first floor and entered the entryway to the trial's elevator. As they entered the antique elevator, the elevator started to go below while the sounds of crackling can be heard.
Daisy: I really don't know what to do, but we wanted to avenge both of them
David (CC): I know, we have to do this for both of them
Doppio: Same thing
Deadpool: I can't wait for the third case trail.
When the elevator reached the destination, the contestants arrived at the trial room for the second time. Then they saw Monodhia sitting on his own seat.
Monodhia: Welcome back to my trial grounds for the third time! Are you ready for it?
Dio: Of course we're ready
Deadpool: I agree with him
Donkey Kong: Did the color of the wall change again?
Monodhia: Yep, It's a mix of dark charcoal and dark orchid. Please take your podium placements and without further ado, let's start the trial!
A short flashback to the corpse of Damian
Doppio: Damian, "The Ultimate Scion", he looked determined to reach his goals, he seemed annoyed when he's bothered, now he's gone
A short flashback to the corpse of Dori
Doppio: Dori, "The Ultimate Merchant", she's smart and interested in mora, it's going to be harder at the trial without her
Then the images shifted into trail shards, it shows contestants on a shard frame, but now D'Arby, Damian and Dori were added in the filter in red as it marks him as deceased.
Doppio: A double murder is something nobody expected except for some, but we need to find the "darkened" and to avenge both of them by finding the truth.
As he spoke his words, the tensions are rising and so the second group trial has begun
To be continued...
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