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"YES!"
"No."
Standing before her two lovers in their shared shack, Alphard stoically held up two maid outfits in front of them. Liang Qi, her joyous expression becoming rictus as she glared at the apathetic Canaan next to her, growled through her teeth.
"Canaan was just joking, right. Of course she'd do anything to please her beloved Alphard on pain of being disemboweled in her sleep." Liang subtly threatened.
"I don't care. I'm not cosplaying for some sick pervert's fetish." Canaan remained resolute. "Even if the pervert is my partner."
"PARTNER?! It's not enough that you have to snub Alphard's wonderful gift but now you have to act like you're on the same level as her?!" Liang grabbed Canaan's collar and shook her violently, the latter refusing to react given she's more than used to her tantrums by now. "I should wring your goddamn head off right now!"
"I think you were scarier while you were still dead." Canaan snarked.
"Now now, girls..." Alphard put the clothes down to hold up her hands. "I brought these and some other stuff just so that I can preserve the image of you in them. I'm not planning on trying anything while you're in them. Honest."
"Really?" Liang released Canaan's shirt to show a pout of disappointment. "Aww..."
Canaan sighed. "If it's for..."sentimental" reasons, then I won't mind playing dress-up. Just this once though..."
***
"These aren't maid outfits...they're rejected stripper uniforms."
"Shut up!" Liang order as she and Canaan stood in their cleavage baring, sleeveless, thigh-baring "uniforms". "You should be grateful for appearing cute for once!"
"There...you two are just as radiant as I thought you'd look." Alphard smiled as Liang shuddered from the praise, creeping out Canaan next to her as their girlfriend held up a camera. "How about an embrace? With your chests touching?"
"You said you weren't going to try anything..." Canaan grumbled as she held Liang around the waist, her modest bust pressed against hers.
"Be quiet! I'm just as sick of touching you as you are touching me..." Liang grimaced before sighing. "But Alphard asked for it..."
"Yup, this is better than any treasure I could steal." Alphard snapped a few pictures with her camera, putting it down to smirk. "Now for your other outfits..."
"Other..." Canaan cringed.
"...Outfits?" Liang's eyes piqued up curiously.
~~~
"Doesn't this outfit suit you better, Liang?" Alphard asked as she took another picture.
"Of course, my exalted Alphard!" Liang blushed bright red as she was dressed in her bunny outfit, the cloth ears on her head drooping slightly as everything aside from her torso and legs were bared, the latter covered by tasteful fishnet stockings. "To have you look at me in such a fashion...my heart can't take it!"
"Good. And Canaan?" Alphard pointed the camera over, much to Liang's frustration. "Are the garters comfortable?"
"I don't know what you think about me that you think this is appropriate..." Canaan adjust her false glasses while dressed in her tight white button up shirt with a form-fitting short black skirt, accentuated by a garterbelt and stockings. "...But it's definitely nothing good...or accurate."
"Ah, this is bliss..." Alphard collapsed into a chair, letting her camera fall to the floor. "To have two sacred pieces before me...it's honestly too much."
"My Alphard!" Liang immediately made her way over as Canaan followed. "Are you alright?"
"Are you that horny that you can't even see us dressed a certain way without blowing a load?" Canaan raised an eyebrow.
"I suppose you're right..." Alphard raised her hands up and quickly pulled the top of Liang's top down and opened Canaan's shirt, exposing their tits. "I've gotten soft."
"Miss Alphard..." Liang felt her breathing pick up as she was groped, already becoming wet. "We mustn't..."
"I knew it! You're so transparent..." Canaan griped as her nipple erected in between Alphard's fingers.
"My two favorite tools..." Alphard leaned up, taking one of Liang's areolas in her mouth to suckle.
"Don't call us tools, you freak...!" Canaan complained as her chest was pushed to Liang's again, Alphard running her tongue along their touching buds.
"Fine with me. "Miracles" suit you both better." Alphard put Liang on a table and spread her legs, pulling aside the bottom of her outfit to lap at her exposed moist pussy, causing her underling to cry out.
"Since when did you get so sappy?" Canaan scoffed as she watched the two, Alphard turning Liang over so that she was riding her face on the table.
"Don't be such a downer, Canaan." Alphard let Liang fall to the side, the latter panting as her idol licked her lips. "Bend over for me."
"I can't believe I thought you were going to be normal today..." Canaan scowled with a blush as she put her hands on the table, jutting her butt out for Alphard.
"And yet, you're doing as I told you." Alphard lifted her skirt and tugged her tongue through her folds, causing Canaan to scratch at the wood as her juices leaked onto her boss' tongue.
"Lady Alphard, you're too kind...!" Liang whined as she rubbed herself to the sight. "Such mercy is wasted on a dust mite like Canaan."
"Don't be selfish, Liang. Come here..." Alphard moved in between the two's faces, sticking her tongue out for the two of them to lick. She pushed two fingers on each hand into their drenched slits, stirring them up until both came shamelessly on the table.
***
"These photos came out great." Alphard said, looking through an album. "Next time, I'd like to try out a video camera."
"You're just going to keep wasting our money on stupid things until we die, right?" Canaan glared. "I noticed you used your prosthetic arm on me..."
"Are you mad enough to kill me yet, Canaan?" Alphard smirked. "To think you would accept my audacious request after all I did to you..."
"You'll never have me, Alphard." Canaan kissed her superior's cheek. "I'll break you down yet."
"Ah, Lady Alphard..." Liang giggled in her sleep on the couch.